Western sentinel. [volume] (Winston [i.e. Winston-Salem], N.C.) 1856-1886, 1883-06-07

Dinah Myte seems to be the most danger
Gus colored lady in the eeang.-Georgia MAJOR.
love yoSr .eeighbor as yourself-unless
he throws Ay1o;.spiy tJrlat:, -auns into yp,lr
back yard IThitehaH Times
The best thing to g;va an enemy, is kind
ness, says an exchange. If he is a bigger
man than you are the best thing to give him
is distance.-Gotd Leaf.
At St. Louis on Sunday, one-half the pop
ulation are at the beer gardens, and the 9TH
er half on the base ball field. The remain
der Of course, attend church. Grit.
The United States navy was loaded on
wheelbarrow and taken to the navy depart
ment for repairs the other day. Another
piece of rep tape was tied around it.-Log
Cabin
Wiggins prophesies that the twentieth
day of July will be the hottest day in tie
year, AID if that date doesn't find us toeing
the equator, it will be because can't get
any railroad passes.-Chat.
The editor wrote that 'he was a member
of an old family of musicians and when it
appeared in the paper it read "a member of
an old family of nuisances.' One assertion
was just as true as the other; but the editor
nearly swore.-Norristoun Herald.
Rev. Dr. Newman says ''Voting is just as
sacred duty as prayer" But with our
colored citizens the remark must be revers-
/ ed. We mnst convince them that prayer is
as sacred a duty as voting and should be at
tended to ''early and - Georgia Major.
1t is stated upon unimpeachable authority
| that David Davis bride won him by making
him a present of the same pair of slippers
thirty-seven times. A little corporeal orig
inality in David's personal architecture pre-
vents his seeing his feet, and he was touched
by her deyotion.-SprinGfctd Ncws.
'sHaven't you got another house you can
/ r-nt me ?" asked a man OF real estate
agent. whats the matter with the one
YOU are in ?" Nothing only / am behind
! with the rent, and / thought that by moving
into another one of your houses you would
forget the old debt while trying to collect
the new.-Arkansaw Ifarelter,
A man who had tbumped his wife until
| she had died of broken heart, sought to
deceive his friends by having an excellent
4 photograph of her copied in oil colors and
exhibited it as proof of his love and fidel-
ity. "How does that look ?" he said to a
friend edo you think that can be beat F'
"Not now," was the sarcastic reply Yonk-
ers Gazette.
He had been reading about Virgins cy
clone, and was afraid it might devastatt
Austin. q have a moral dread of cyclones,
"Were you ever in e~ somebody asked
''No but 1 lost my dear aunt in one" "'Tha
= is very sad" '"You bet it was tough. Sh
hadn't made her will, and instead of me an
, other relative got the property: Eve neve
had any use for cyclones since. -TerGs Ssi
! ings.
The funny men of the Eastern papers ar
becoming alarmed. They placed grea
hopes on Susan B. Anthony when she sale
for Europe, but they have heard nothin
from her. Their jokes are very ripe now
and viii have to be sold cheap to a pater
: inside factory unless the unexpected news
l received within the next few days. 1t
/ really strange that no humorist has calle
: attention to the fact that her disappearanC
, has been caused by her being abducted
. the False Prophet of Soudan This quaiit
of humor would rank way up in Philade
S phia. In other places it would be conside
e ed rank, or perhaps ranker. Kansas CT
/. Times.