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How Modcrn nortair n ISIS the FIHoAtiie
Flavor.
Ell Perkins.
Two thirds Of the fan that happens in
this world is spoiled by tho men who Try
10 write = description Of it, The attempts
at wit and hnmor in our school aud college
rhetoriCs are enough to make the student
want to j llhimeelf. Even our trauklations
Of the wit and huInor OF Greece and Rome
are 30 w~retchedIy done that the jokes are
tutchered.
10 day I have been reading the old Jokes
Of IL clnnrs, Dio2enes, Plato and Aristip-
pus n the original Greek. l iiud their
wit, instead Of being insipid rs the trans.
laIors make it, can be rendered ms bright
and laugh provoking rs our modern fun.
Austlppus, a pupil OF Plato, aud aiSer-
wards a brother teacher in Atht Ms, seems
to have said the brightest things. For
example:
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How Mo,Iern noriair y ISIS the FIueAtile
Flavor.
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%CIScISNArT, May Alive hogs quiet; comm
and IiTht So 25&7 80: pRCkirg and bEtchn.E 81 0
7 50. Receipts 1900 head; shipments ass head.
PITTSBURGH, Pa, May 2-PErRoLEuN-stron
United Certificates frmtr: opened at 0iHc; u
VAnced 10 9jHe; closed at 92ssc
NEW YORK, May 2.-wooL-Dull aud unEttlt
domestic fleece s~iG47c:pllled lsa4St; unwAshed !
Soc; Texas lIa2Sc.
NEW YoRK, May 2.-LEATHER-Market firm al
fairly active Hemlock sole Csc.
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KAlAMAzoo. Mmn., Feb. 2, 1sSO.

KALAMAZOO NIGH, req. = looV'
l know Hop Buffers will bear recommen.
datiOn honestly. All who use them confer
Gpoa them the highest e%ncomiunlI, and give
them credit for making cures-all the pro-
since they were frst offered to the public.
they took high rank from the first, and main
tanned IL, and are NOR called for than all
Others combined SO long as they keep up
their hirh reputation for purity and useful
ness, l shall continue to recommend them
something | have never before done with any
other patent medicine. J,J. Babcock, NJ. D.
TTHB4w
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Denra Tribune.
A dhmscl fair In the parquet sat-
And all around hung a daif FbOno' hat,
While the bhld.hcHded boys mt lust behind,
CutSlnG her ~cartwheelln thler mind.
Butfot them the dRmscl would not sir:
Enough II pleased not thBm II did pea,e her,
And She sad tOhCnelf behird her ian,
''NOw, I'm bound 70 mash thSt ere leading man.
ChOsus- Thst zero leading man,
That ere leading nan.
Her most hIstIonlc,
Very piAtoDlc
FEn y ftrmGd ibis plan;
II am a cflsher
TO the usher.
Why not 10 the leading man
AMI esch OF the boys expressed his mIld
Al the hat whose thadnws ruCk them blind,
The gambler exc aimed, ''Well, what y stake"
The coal man %,rurmurd, "a Pittsburgh fowl"
Aud the big.CO,lsTsd colonel We've got no Ahowl
This dealer III wheat thGu took III the hat
And gtOwlcd, Vel, I'd EeilOn NJ margin like that
Chous-wttn n margin like that,
WithR margin ltkCthAL.
But this is too tOo.ty
II 4 hated beauty
Vas b, ushing behind her fan;
Aud little = q red
FOR the boys NhO stared
Che htd ma'lIed the leading man.
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When ell other remedies fail DR. FRAzHR'l
Eoor Buffers will cure General Debility,
Loss Of Appetite, Dyspepsia, and all diseases
arising from q D~isordered Stomach, Liver
aud Kidneys.
"For several months l have been afflicted
with Fever and Ague. For weeks at q time
I was confined to the house, my suffering
was intense. I could find no relief until ]
heard Of you Root Bitters. l have taken
the Boot Bitters for two weeks and they have
-esto.ed me to my former health.
JOIN ROLAND, Cleveland, o.
For sale by J. +. shirk. Logan d Co., also
Chas. Moenkemoeller, Wheeling, and Z. K.
AcConahey, Bridgeport. DAw
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ny On. FRAz1ER's MAGIC OINTMENT. Cnrea
as II by magic, Pimples, Black Heads or
Grubs, Blotohes, and Eruptions on the Face,
leaving the skin clear, healthy, and beauti.
tul. Also oures Itch, Salt Rheum, Bore Nip.
pies, Bore Lips, Old, Obstinate Ulcers and
Sold By all druggists and mailed on re.
ceIpt OF prlce, 80 cent?.
]. +. shirk and Logan & Co., Agents at
Wheeling, and R. K. McconAhey, Agent at
RridgapnTt nav
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The influence Of the soil upon the healthof
those living upon 1t, Is brought out very
plainly during the prevalence OF epidemic
diseases. That malarial diseases Cike
Intermittent feyers) originate FROM the
soil, Is already accepted; and recent
Investigations show pretty cOnclusiSely that
the germs OF Uholora, Abdominal Typhus,
Yellow Fever, and the plague are In some
yay connected with the soil, which Is daily
corroberated by letters from all psrts OF the
country, stating the marvellous effect Pentnd
has on those diseases and In their convalescent
state, John E. Courtney, OF Cory, Pa, says;
II smn still eetting better, thanks 10 your
Pe,uuG and MandliH" See page "a in "llls OF
Life. raw
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OARD.

To ali who arc suffering from the orrors and In.
dscreaons Of youth, nervous weakness, early Dc.
cay, los Of manhood, DO, I win sOnd a recipe that
viii cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy waa discovered BY q missionary In Bcath
.Amerra. send . le~ltaddresed envelope TO tho
RSy. JoStyK I. OMAN, sts.on D, New York CITY
oGitfIhsAN
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The First Tomntoes In pennsylvania.

inc Etfht AOtnhtOeS th FehhhS ifhhihs
Bermuda Litter PItaburgh DiPach:
1t is stated that many years ago a Ber-
mudiRn was SO unfortunate us to be i'm
prisoned fer some otIense in the jail at
York, Pa. One day he planted some seeds
he had in his possession ia the jail yard.
About the time the plants blossomed his
sentence expired and he left the town.
The %jailer's wife wa interested in the
plants and watched their growth. A small
bright red iluit appeared on the vines,
and all persons were cautioned against
touching the fruit as 1t was considered
poisonous. 0ue day the Burmudian re.
turned and seeing the love apple matured
called for pepper, salt and vinegar, with
which he seasoned some OF the apples,
which to the horror OF the %jailer's wife he
proceeded to eat with a relish. He quieted
the wOman's fear by explaining the nature
o! the vegetable. The precious seeds Of
the remaining tomatoes were carelully dis
tributed among the neighbors, and 80 the
cool, delicious tomato soon became a COM
mon garden vegetable.
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R V PIERcE, N. D., Blfalo, n y: ] was
attacked with congestion OF the lungs, sore
ness over the liver, severe pain in the joints,
a bu ming fever, snd general giving away Of
the whole system: Failing to find relief in
Medical Discovery" It effected my entire
cure. Your medicines have only to be used
TO be appreciated. II evory family would
give them a trial, nine.tenths OF the doctors
wonld, like othello, fud their OCCUPATION
gone. Yours truly, L. B. MCMILLAN. N. D.,
Breesport, n. Y. arH&w
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are reysr initiated or e~ounta5dted. This is especially
true Of a family medicine. and 1t Is positive proof
that the remedy iRliGted Is Of the highest value
As soon as It had been tested and proved by the
whole world that Hop Bittes was the purest, best
and most valuable family medIcnecn earth, many
sprung up and began to steal the no
ucCs in which the press and people Of the country
had expressed the merits Of II. D., and In every
way trying 10 induce suffering lnyAlids TO use their
stufr instead, expecting TO make money on the
credit and good name o III. Il. ManyOthers started
noar,ms put up in similar style 70 q. b. with va
r,ou,iy devised names, in which the word Hop or
"Hops" were used In a way to induce people to be-
lleye they were the Eatno AZ Hop BittefS All ach
pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their
sstSie Or uGnSO Is, and especially those VII the
word "Hop" or"Hops" ID their nAulo. or 10 any
NrSV connected with them or their name, ART imila'
lions OF, COunterteiA. Beware o. them III Ioq W.
none OF them. Use nothing but genulrS Hop nv
Ter. with a bunch or cluster Of green HOPS on tne
white label. Trust nothing else, DrogelsS and
dealers are warned against dealing In imltatlons or
enuntRFfeitG LH!sln-
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,asAa.aAL AHp cnnnrRoIAL.



ssw YoEK. May2-Nonoy 4aSk per cent, closed
At 4 per cent. fEtrio mercantile paper 6a5 pet
cent. Htefltng Exchange bankers bulls steady at
sil8; demand e. E6N,
sovNssaas1s-Scsk and hS,N per cent lower.
U. q. &...... ..,.., ...... 1904 lfAhixh q Wilkes -..l 10
q. .. s., extanded..it3 ya PAS. O. hntA.....lliH
U. .. ~, coupons. ll3hlU,P ?. bonds, fHtS...ll4sA
u. 8. 4, coupons, ..... Ilghl U.P. Land Grants. ... t07m
Pacific b OF 9S........lT III. P. 81 king fund. e. uBH
Lentnl PReidc frstG-ll4kiT Texas Pnc. land gtS- az
Rfie seconds, ,,...,...... 9SGlln Rio Grand dive. 81
KtDBhAn H'yhs-G Generally higher on o mod
crate volume Of bushes
8rATE SEcURIfIEs-NeSleCted
Louisiana conSolS.,. 6lklylrdnta ds............ 81
Missouri @. ..............l l2 Virginia GonSolt, eX.
81 Joseph. ."..-.........l l0x TIA mat coupons. 81,
Tennessee 6S............. 20 Virginia deferred. lek
Tennessee ", new. AK kx. div.
srocKs-The market made the highest prices OF
the day In the last hour. The general list Of Elocfs
closed HalH per cent higher than last night,
Snd Canada Pacific 81 per cent higher. The stlong
StOcksi III the last hour were CanAdA Pacific. New
jersey Central, Denver. Central Pacific, Union
Pacific and Wabash preferred, all Of which were
from 4 to ~ per cent higher than last evening.
Hannibal & 81. Joe advanced from sSk TO 0 x In
the lsSt hour The advance III CtpRdR PAciuc Is
due 10 tho announcement that SIC. 0D0,O0 OF stock
had been sold In L ndon, Amsterdam and New
70 k within the past few days.
transactions Via mi RhhFtI
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The genuine SARATOGA HraH Rock sPRHe
WArER, for sale by all druggists by the doc.
en-, bottle or gallsn. Address all orders to
the High Rock Spring Co., Saratoga Strings
J.. F. shirk and Logan & Co., Agents at
Wheeling, and r, K. Mcconahey, Agent Of
Bridgeport. pAv
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nuckIen,s Arnica save.

The greatest medical wonder OF the world.
Warranted To speedily cure Burns, Bruises,
Cuts, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Can.
GERS, Piles, ChilblainS, Corns, letter, Chapped
Hands, and all skin eruptions, guaranteed to
cure In every instance, or money refunded.
% cents per box. For sale at Logan & Co.'s
Rridve Corner Drug SIora,
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]. (. SMITH.
No.. 1904 CImplIne Street.
Near Fourteenth Street.

-,,,.L evidence Of a y {ricIHn's success Is y,
ne Cy,' Il ms %rsticntA Tho increasing demand,
teNm ~! w. I ri services prnve tnAt | have deal
iI Wy :, pt y Ind i.iTly IN tIOee y no h4yS Soi no1mgs
me. AeN,i t1T@ many hundred CerlILicate@
SION, ,M . whom / hsye cured after Ihey, hAd been
trln uo 40 d iTCuisGlc. a thorough medical edu
pFonoaIHtHh many years hospital experience ant
ThpS n Nv with ihsnputlc .rgelt', \ CI4se % sI
Iae. ci iiemptr.mcG u : PG ssmclt issu SSS s ssssS: =" i
tsns'%l ,oSiLtIc, and / tAuGly give the patient nj!
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A Syracuse COW was found to have a
"love string OF thirteen buttons in It's
stomach when opened to relieve it Of suffo-
cation.
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MesgrP. Moody and Ssnkey are passen.
gers bv the Labrador, now on her way TO
New York.
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~TRAVELER,s GUIDE.
TaIus arrive and depart as tollows-city I'm

Trains arrive and depart as tollows-city time,
b. d O.-MAIn Lne-DEPl ET-l8 q m, s 10 Z
m, . 10 pm, 5 oS p m, TO q m. 9. Q. Diy.-9 IS q
m, 8 Is p m II IS p N s 4oRm. W. Pa .. Div
8 10 a N. ! 30 p ma 40pm ARRIVE Main Line
u IS q N, 10 20 a m, AS . m, . 10 4 m, 3 70 p m. G
q. Div.-6 10 pm. $50 q m, 2 IS q N. W.. T, d B.
DIv.-S2 q m, II 20 m, 9 2pm.
G, d P.-DEPARr-6 10 an, 10 10 a m, 1 10 p m
ARRIvE-l2 IS q m, 5 IS p m, sea pm. and 70 a m.
p, q. d ~. L~.-pPART-6S2 a ms 6lA m,
1851 y m, II p m, 647p m. ARRIvE-ll o. q m,
s 50 d m, 8 81 in, II o2G m, 4 o. p m, Z Hpm.
O., T. v. d w.-DEP,ET-9&5 . m, 55op m, L
. RI n M An A.
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lIow rIIEY USED rr A roAsrEl!.

On one occasion when Athens was run
ming to muscle instead Of brains, Simon, a
swell young athlete, came to Aristippus
and others and commenced Boosting about
his muscle.
u tell you, SIR" said the Boosting Simon,
II can swim farther than any man in
Athens"
"Aud so can a goose" said Aristippus.
ayes, andI.ean dive deeper than any
man in Greece"
"And 80 can a bull. frog" said Diogenes.
"And, more than that, can kick higher
than any man in Athens, and"
"And SO can a iackass," interrupted E,'
chimes.
"And more than all of these, everybody
says Pm tie abandonment man in Athens"
land so is a brass slatue-a hollow brass
statue-and it has neither life nor brains,"
said Aristippus.
These witicisms are as good as We see in
our daily newspapers, and yet the trans.
later has always spoiled them.
ELI pERKISs.
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uOrsford's cid Phosphate
Is an appstizer;i 1t stimulates the stomach to
renewed activity, and In many ways tones
up aud invigOrstes the whole system.
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"R6ush on Rats Clears out rats, mica,
rcaches, bed'buga dies, Ants, moles, chip.
monks, gopher, 400,
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Salvini is said to have carried away 800,
900 OF American money.
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MRpIcAla

forOyspepNat
&ENININSE s eSstass nc
. : e: !; 6. :: :::
I3d!IEIMaa and l al, Disease.
TI caused by Dc.
rangement Of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
BAD Breath: Palm 10 the Side, sometimes tho
palm Is felt under the Shoulder.blAds, mistaken for
rheumatism; general los Of appetite: Bowels
generally eeSiye, sometimes alternating with lax:
the head Is troubled with pain, is dull and heavy,
with 4 paInful sensation ~ofleAVng undone something
which ought to have bsen done; a slight, dry cough
and flushed ace Is sometimes an attendant, Often
mistaken for consumption: the patient complains
Of Wsarineat and debility; nervous, easily startled:
feet cold or burning, sometimes a prirkly sensation
Of the skin exists; spirits are low and dependent,
and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene-
heial, yet one can hardly summon up fgrtitude 10
Try lt-ln fact, diiIuStS' every remedy. Several
ofthe above symptoms attend the dlieass, ~buteaSS
have occurred when but few or them existed, yet
examination after death has shown the Liver to
have been extensively deranGed.
1t should DO used by oil persons, old aud
young, whenever any of tho above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living in Un-
ally to keep the Liver In healthy action, will avoid
al Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau.
sea, DiowIlne5S, Depression Of Spirits, etc. II
will lnyiEoraie like glass Of wine, but Is no In
toxlcatlng beverage.
II You hayo eaten anything hard Of
digestion. or feel heavy after mealS, or Sleep
less at night, take \ dose and you will be relieved.
limo and Doctors BILLS will DO saved
by always keeping tho Regulator
In tho HouSoi
For, whateVer the ailmsnt may Be. a thoroughly
safe purgatlve, alternative and tonic can
never be out Of place. The remedy Is harmless
and does not Interfere with business or
pleasure.
IT is PURELY VEGETABLE.
And has all the power and sfieacy.Of Calomsl or
Quinine, without any Of the injurious after effects.
a Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been ID use In my
family for some time, and | am satisfied It is a
valuable addition to the medical science.
J. Git SHOErEE, Governor ofAta.
IUHs hiOAnllltT HI sktIIlNuAI vi NANat
says: Have derived some benefit from the use Of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish TO give it
further trial.
"The only Thing that mover flils to
Relicve."-I have used many remedies for Dys.
pepSia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything to benefit me 10 the extent
Simmons Liver Regulator has. sent from Min.
neSeta 10 Georgia for 1t. and would send further for
such a medicine, and would advise all who arc sim.
ilaTly affected to give It a trial as il seems the only
thing that never falls to relieve.
p. NJ. JANHEY, Minneapolis. MINI.
DIR. T. ". Mason SaySi From actual tx.
peieneu In the Use Of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice I have been and I'M satisfied to use
snd prescribe 1t As a putEatVe medicine.
BAy"Take only the Genuine, which always
has on the Wrapper the rod z Tradc-HInrk
md Signature of j. II. ZLILTN s. CO.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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gataIE@lmr
TINS DAMAEb sND THE aAG.

lsalcei ao-. - ead = FoIsFaeeIfiIa siEt4'.
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Train leaving wheeling NJ D. J 4, \, runs daily
AL other trains daily except sunday.
TeAtnS lowing Columbus at S60F, r. and SIS a,
NJ run daily. Through Chicago ExpEe6 leaves
Columbus daily, except Sunday, al 6;o6F n, with
sleeping car attached, arriving In Chicago ct 5:hol
next morning. GerthB can DO secured In adyNnce n
Union Depot Ticket ONCE, Columbus.
ruIllnAns Ealnco Drawing Room Aeeptng OeIa
through without change iT0In Nl~e1benytlle last to
Philadelphia sud New York. west 70 C0luIn6ul
GlncnnGtI Louisville. indianapolis aud 81 lnuik.
For through tickets, hSgage cheekA ll0eping car
Recommendations, and tiny further Information, sp.
ply y mo q. TONI MON, TrSet AyOnt a. Pan.
handle Depot, loot Of Eleventh EsresE OF 1t uity
Ticket Once under EoLure House, Wheeling.
JAMES MoCREA,
Manager, Columbus, Ohio,
Z. a FORD,
Gen1 Pas. and Ticfcl Agent, RittsSargh, Pa.
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A new theatre is to be built at Broadway
and Thirty.ffth street, New York, where
the old Aquarium building now stands.
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EAST LTBERTY, Pa, MAY &c

EAsT LIBERTY, Pa, MAY 2.-Catle-ReceIpts III
head. Market fair: prime IS 76a7 90: fair to god
s. 75a6 so: common 60ab2 IS ~Hogs-Reccipts $50
81 46a7 g.. sheep-RGcelpts q 900 head. Market
slow; prime clipped sS01l5 q: clipped 81 25a4 10;
Commol clipped 50 0oAi CO.. no wool sheep on the
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ARIsrIrpus oN ploNYslrs,

On another occasion Aristippus went to
Dionysius, then the ruling monarch Of
Greece, to borrow some money.
"Wbat! you want money, Aristippus y
exclaimed Dionysius. "Why, you philoso-
phcr, you always maintain tbata wise man
never really wants anything"
"Never mind about our philosophy
said Aristippns. "Juat lend me the money
and we'lltalk aboutphilosophy afterwards
"Well, here's fifty drchmas" said Dio.
nysus, handing him the money.
"All right" said Aristippus as he count
ed the money. snow, You see, l don't
want anything" Good morning, Diony
oinS ~
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Chi1ls and Eovor.
=. RIVAL, q Planter ut Bayou Sara, L.. says:
ny plantation 10 In o malAFiAl district. For
several years I could not make half o crop on
account Of bilious diseases and chIllB. l was
nearly discouraged whom I began the use OF
TUFTS PfLLS The result was marvellous:
my lAborOrH soon became hearty and robust,
and ] have had no further trouble.
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CLEVELAND d PITTSBURGH 4, h.
=RfVfR 6iVIsi6N-GiIIE9 WI557


iCndcIusd lime TAblt Of passenger Trains, cor
rected 70 JASUARYN, 1858.
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CINCINNATI, o., May 2-Cotton quiet and un,
changed. Nourtdull but firm Of q 76R50 90. Wheat
heavy at 81 70 spot; 81 l"A July. Corn IN good
demand at 65Na5ec spot; IcC August Oats quiet
Grm aud unchanged. Pork. quiet at So 5oA20Oj.
Lard no sales. Bulk meats dull aud nominal,
Bacon steady and unchanged. Whisky quiet At
Il Is. Butter Kteady and unchanged.
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THE slIoDDY n

Arch AtIienian brought his stupid son
to A%ris!ippus one day 10 have him edu-
Gated.
GLOW much will you charge to make my
boy q scholar ~ be Ssked.
"How much p unused Arislippus as he
put his band on the boys head. "How
much? Why, 500 drachmus."
give hundred dIschmA!" exclaimed
the shoddy father. "Why, that is too
dear. Why, with 500 drachmus l can buy
u Save"
Then 20 and buy him" said ArisIippus,
land you'll have twins. Youllhsve q pair
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ForDyEpepua,
costiven ness,
sick Headache.
c hronie Diar-
rhua, J~sandise,
Impurity Of tho
Blood, Fever and
'Asuc, Malaria,
and all Diseases
caused by Dc.
-
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OIL CITY, May ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
$500 900 barrels at 92xA9j5<c; closing at 95c. Ship,
Hients on May ], 72.669 barre 3; runs on April ~,
lO7, 9S2 barrels; charter 81, 2q3 barrels,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-03

PHlLADELPHIAI May g:-FIUuf, steady Wheat
opened lower and reacted; closed firm. No. 2 red
In elevator sl2 No, 2 red May 81 q: June 81 Ola
nj ~; July 81 2Ial 2ih: August 81 23ai23K, Corn,
options opened lower. closed firm: car lots quiet aud
hrm; rrJHted SSc:. mixed GSc: steamer Gle: sail
6Gs4.67Ac; June 6G5tA67c: July 6SI{G6S1sc August
69HAGg1sc. naa In good dcmtid; rejected 4ykR5Oc;
No. 2 mixed b9r: white 52Nc. Provisions firm;
prime mtSy PORK SIS % rs W. Lard Arm: city refined
! 2 l2kAl22 Is; stelIn $l2 90. Butter steady aud In
fair demand; New York State aud Bradford county,
Pa, extrA % t2i9; New YORK State ftsts 20A22c. Eggs
quies at l6al6c. Cheese quiet otheis unchanged.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-03

BRADFORD, Pa, MAY 2-PErRoLEuN-opened
strong and closed weak under heavy selling; opened
At 0SAc: highest 9y9zc: lowest 951fc; closed at
Total shipments Tue day 4, $50 barrels; charters s..
293 barrels. ClearAnces S,46S, go barrels.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-09-29
TRAINS.
Miscellaneous ADVERTISEMENTS.
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