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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-05-31
How IA Society Belle Keeps Fresh.
Cleveland Hei aid.

Few, indeed, are the people who can
keep up the round of Washington gay
ETY. without sadly showing their weari.
ness. An exception to this rule is a
young daughter of an army officer sta
toned in that city. All winter she has
been busy with receptions and dinners,
kettle-drums and germans, and on
Wednesday, as she came into Mrs.
Chambers parlors, she looked as fresh
and rosy as if itwere her first day. Ny
curiosity was aroused and presently
had an opportunity to inquire of her
how it was that she was able to endure
that to which stronger women yielded.
"Oh,' she replied laughing, mamma
is almost crank on that subject. She
is bound | shall not look passe at the
end of my second winter. Every night
when l get home, no matter how tired
| am, p warm bath is gwen me, after
which | drink bowl of bouillon and
am put to bed in the guest chamber,
which is more quiet than my own. In
the morning | am not called, but arise
when l awake, which is not often be-
tore lunch time. 1t grows monotonous,
| assure you, but ii | go | have to
submit. l tell mamma that she treats
me as if l was Maud 5. or a prize
fighter.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-05-31

Captain Mcdonald, Denver lawyer,
now visiting New York, was mobbed
in Washington just after the sssassina-
ton of Mr.. Lincoln, crogd mistaking
him for ]. Wilkes Booth, whom lie close
~ resembled.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-05-31

Senator Eimunds, in public address
ut Stu Fcancsco. 1T seems as if /
have tradden upon enchanted ground
since my arrival here
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
TUESDAY, THE 4TH DAY OF SEPTEMBER,
TRUSTEES SALE

Whereas, John ". Sebe and Sophia S;ebe hi.
wli", by their certain deed of trust dated the 18th
DAY OF July 1882, and recorded in the recorders
omceoi Peftls county at trust deed book 81 page TO-
conveyed To T. r. Short, as trustee all their richt
ttle interest and estate in and 10 the f,lowipg de-
screed real estate situated in the county of Pe,tis
state OF Missouri viz The northeast Gus rter of the
southwest quarter and the northwest quarter of
the sou'hwe>t quarter of section g. and tie north
h'i oil the northwest quarter Of the northea at
quarter o! section 24-all in township - of RANCE
10 and whereas, said deed of trust provided that in
ease the said trustee ref ed to execute the mowers
on nm conferred, the shei if Of Pettis coun1v
should act IN his place and stead; and wber eas said
" sttc has renowned his powers rs sch and re-
fused TO execute said trust which said conyevance
vas made IN trust to secure the payment Of one
certain prommiSsory note in said deed described
anu whereas the said note has become due and ia
onpaiG now therefore, in accordance with the nro
visions OF said deed OF trust, and at the reou ST Of
the legal holder OF s1d note shall proceed 10 sell
the above described real estate at the court louse
door, IN the city of Sedalia in the county Of Petis
state Aforesaid, TO the highest bidder for cash at
public aucii N, on
SATURDAY, THE 25th DAY OF AUGUST ,sss
between the hours OF nine in the forenoo and two
IA the afternoon of that DAY, to satisfy said note
this trust Nosrs Cov~ '"S
Sherlh OF Pettis county and acting trustee
Dated this 9TH day of August. 1883
'- SANGREE LAMs, Attorneys.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21

blocks out of his way to tell the groce
that 1.-THE eggs didn't come"
Who will believe the biggest kline
of lie.
Who will listen with deferential at
tention when he tells her how his
mother does this thing and how she
does that thing.
Who likes to 60 of with the chill
dren for visit occasionally, and per-
mits him to board at hotel.
Who can spank the children wi b.
out his assistance.
Who is not only careful about darn.
his stockings, but her own also.
Who doesn't get excited in a dry
goods store and overdo the matter.
Who. when he comes home with a
headache, doesn't ask him if he isn't
smoking too many expensive cigars.
Who doesn't tell him that the
money he spends for tobacco every
week would keep the children in
shoes.
Who is willing that he should 90 to
New York for a week without expect
ing a letter from him every day.
Who, when he takes her for a ride,
and the horse sbies, doesn't scream
and grab the lines.
Who isn't always complaining that
the kitchen stove won't draw.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
SHERIFF,S SALE.

| whereas, = a. Hicks, by her certain deed of
trust, dated the 18th day of September 1881. and
recorded in the recorders Office of Pettis cornfv
Missouri, in record book twenty and paoes So
and 6Hj conveyed to j. T.. Thomson "a irus,aa
all the right title interest and estate i'm and 10 TO
follown. described real estate viz: Part al the
west nall oil lot No. 2 of he northwest quarter of
| section three, township forty five range twenty
| one; that Is to say Beginning at a stake on The
east hne oil WashlngtOn avenue ON the east lido
Oh the city OF Sedalia fifty feet north of the center
OF the racine railroad track, thence east pa,al,eI
WIN the center Of said railroad 1O4 feet thence
no,th oH9 feet thence west parallel with said
railroad track 104 feet to the east line of said
avenue thence south alo z the east line of said
avenue to the place of beginning; which sad
conveyance was made in Il tlst TO secure the nav
nent OF hve pronissory notes, in said deed fully
ueScrloed and whereas, il is provided i'm SAID
uceu Oh trust, that IN the event of the sickness
absent from the County other dis bility Of sail
trustee 10 act, the then acting sheriff Of Pett,s
county, Missouri, shall sell said property And
whereas, the said Thompson, trustee does raf,so
10 act, on account OF absence from the conntv
Ana whereas, four of said otes are now dine Ncv
therefore, in accordance with the ppv,sions ~
sad deed OF trust and at the request of the legal
holder OF said notes, shall proceed to sell the abcy
uescrloed real estate at tie court hsus4 door m
tne city OF oedaiia In the county of Pettis state
auction, on f
WEDNESDAY, THE I'D DAY of AUGUST, 1889.
tetween the hours Of nine lock in the forenoon
and nve O'Clock in the afternoon of thar dav ~
satisfy said notes and the costs os this trust.
MOSES s. CONNER
e-'"H snerln OF Pettis and acting Trustee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
Judge Blacks Knife

rhiiadeiphia Records n. Y. Letter.
Everybody knows how admirabl
Judge Jeremiah Blacks style is
They say that when his gifted Sol
Chauncey was about to write his frs
article for the press, he consulted hi
father about the subject he had il
mind. That will do very we'll
very we'll" said the Judge; "you I'm
derstand the subject. and ought Il
write about it very well Let me Sc,
what you write when you get through
l may be able to make some sugees
tons to you" the young man wen,
off and buckled down to his task. He
knew that his father would be severely
critical, and he resolved to leave him.
self as little open to criticism as posi-.
bic. 80 he spent week at it.
When be had about reached perfec-
ton. he took it to the old gentleman.
Inc Judge read it carefully through.
"Well?" asked Chauncey, as his heart
sank within him. "Very we'll done, ("
SAID the judge: "sery well done.
But, Chauncey, it can be improved.
| think that if you cut it down one
half that it will improve it very
much.i Every we'll sir. said Chaun-
cy, taking the manuscript back to
his room. When he had taken out a
little more than one-half of the fine
sentences he returned to his father
The old Judge read it through again.
"Well?" said Chauncy. "You can't
imagine how much you have improved
1t. said the judge; 81; really reads
very well. But, Chauncy, if you cut
1T down One-half again, it will read
much better" Every we'll. SIR" said
his son, putting his knife to his chin
again. By the time this last cut was
made the article had gotten to be but
a halfa column long. Very good,
indeed; very good, indeed" said the
Judge nodding approvingly. "But,
Chaupcey, L think it would read bet
ter if You would cut it down to a
quarter of a column" "Well I
Won't the troubled youngster is re.
ported to have replied, and he did mt.
The judge was probably right. all the
same. We all ike the extract better
han the vanilla bean.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21

the statements was conclusively shown
by an experiment on the spot, made
by DR.. McCo.k upon a huge tarantuls
under glass case by means Of a toy.
hand organ and a flute. Incredible
as it may seem, it is nevertheless
true that during the rendition of the
air. HE is an Englishman," from
"Pinafore," upon this hand-organ d.
rectly above his head, the spider
maintained a dreamy indifference. but
when the matchless arts that Patti
sings, and known as the flute song,
from 'L'Etoile du Nord," was played
him, he arose in wrath and madness
and struck at the lid of his case. Lit
tie more need be said to prove the
necessity for the esta hlishment of a
society for the prevention of animals
from animals-especially spiders.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
What a Husband Likes to See

A husband likes to see:
: A wife who will smile when b
brings friend home Unexpectedly f
dinner.
Who will not 60 through his peck
, cts for loose change.
Who won't talk about money mat
tiers at the dinner table.
Who will have the meals promptly
served.
Who will keep the match-safes con.
stantly supplied.
Who will provide a fine dinner
every day-with poor cook in the
kitchen.
Who alawys has a::smile and a kiss
to greet him.
Who never tells him that his breath
smells as though he had been drink
ing.
Who refers TO her mother in a dis
paraging sort of way.
Who will wear her watch instead of
turning her husband into sun-dial.
Who can run the mouse, clothe her
self and family, and never ask for any
money.
Who won't lumber up the mantel.
pieces with fve-cen: fans.
Who has rich father-in-law who
can get pointers on 'corners."
Who won't hang his overcoat inside
out.
Who will consign her armchair
tides to the spare room.
Who will always have his slippers
within easy reach.
Who won't poke him iu the ribs
when he SHORES, and who is too much
of lady to snore herself.
Who won't look scornful when he,
tells her he has been to the 'lodee.'
Who doesn't awaken him in the
middle ofthe night with the startling
information that there are burglars in
the house.
Who is as neat and tidy after mar
rage as before.
Who, when she borrows his pocket.
knife, will promptly return it.
Who will fix bis cuff-buttons in his
cuffs. and his shirt-studs in his shirt.
Who will keep his toothbrush
where the childen cannot get hold of
it to scrub the floor With.
Who doesn't insist upon his going
to church with her every Sunday
Who desn't want him to 90 four i
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21

| MY SON, a lad twelve years Of age, was afflicted
with the wsrst form of Eczema for period of
eight years SO virulent il that from the top
vi his head to within few inches of his ankles he
was one mass of setbs, which refused to yield To
any treatment that was attempted. Every remedy
that Was suggested by friends or ply Sicians was
tried in vain. Allopathy, homeopathy, herbs
roots, salt-wnter baths, haxseed pou tees SOAPS
ointments, and in short everything that could he
done 10 eradicate the disorder seemed only To az
avate IL, and the child's life became burden 10
him, and the expense of the various experiments
was constant drain on sources
My wife, reading the al liver isemsnt of the Curl
CuRA REMEDIES in one Of the daily papers, re-
solved To max one Mere attempt at a cure. THE
dis ase was now encroaching upon his face and
SEEMED lncurable) j gave a reluctant conse Z to
the proposal, and an interview was sJught with a
famous lady ply sIeian of New York, who made a
most thorough examina ion of the case, aud prom
ised Ct without the least hesitation by the use
OF you're riCrRA REMEDIES. In ONE WEEK there
was M. ed change; the raw and angry sores
began 10 grow pale and along outer edges scaled
on, and as time wore on they began o di-appear
entirely, untd NJ the present writing the only
tlge Is one small spot upon the forearm, scarcely
visible AND fast disappearing.
mus, alter eight years OF expense snd an xiety,
we nave the intense satisfaction 4 seeing the
child skin fair and smooth as il was before
this dreadful cu,an' Gus disordes attacked him.
Sincerely yours,
CHAs EAYRE HINKLEY.
2@ Paramount ave, Jersey City Height, y. j.
CHILDHOOD and youth are the psr' Ids when such
diseases We'd most rca'liiy II thyse uniailing |
Skin and Blood Specifics CUTICuRA L. EsoLv ENr, the
ne. Blood Puriie and Crr. CUKa, and CUTICrRA |
SOAP the great SIX II Cure. rice OF CUTICURA, /
SOLVENT, 81 per L,ttIe. CUTICCRA soar, 25e /; |
CrTrCuRA SHAVING SOAP. 15c. sol by all drug
gists.
Potter Drug and Chemical Co.. Boston
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21

with rage, and silk handkerchiefs, and
pinted shoes, like tornader had been
to work. His two-chain watch Was
'hangin in Il lot of oak sprouts, the
pup had run of with his stiff hat, an
ne Was wiping his nose with his kid
gloves, while strips of his pants hung
ter bis waistband like ribbons on a
trick mule. Stop beatin' that purp,
won't yer; and you, Felindy. let
U!yssis be, his face is clean enough. I
The cane was broke to pieces over his
back, and three or four switches be-
sides. Oh, he felt better than he
had for years, and We loaned him a
buffalo hide to get home in an cum
up with the wood. He laid abed for
two days. an then got inside of pair
OF overhauls and flannel shirt, put
pair of brogans outside his feet,
grabbed an old hat and went to work.
an has worked es steady as clock er
ticken ever since.
On, yes. puffectly civilized. Yer
ought ter hear him cuss them mules
and see him wrastle with er pillow, it
would do you good. Large as life
and twice as material now. Swapped
his watch for the best cayuse in Mar
ion county and acts as though he had
never seed dude. Yes sir, 1 kept
him from softenin' nf the brain and er
untimely grave. But I'm proud of
DanI now, and I'm goin' to give him
all the wood he can chop and vitual
him besides. Yes old gal, I'll get
some wood. Ulysses. get your marin
some wood right away."1
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
TRUSTEES SALE

Whereas, Charles Alien and Matte Allen by their
certain dee' OF trust, dated the 9th day of June
49, and daily recorded in the recorders Office of
feils county Missouri. IN trust and mortgage re-
cords No.2i page III. conves Ell to the undersigned
H. trustee, the following described real estate STU
aied IN the county OF Pettis and state of Missouri
VIZ: The south half OF the southwest quarter of
,ectl number five (5l, township number forty -six
4ol,in 'ange number twenty (20 .contai ing eighty
t,u) acres more or less, which laid conveyaI &c was
ma = IN trust 10 secure the payment of negotia-
ole proniissory note in said deed fully described
and whereas, said has become due AZ d defanIt
has been W SIDE in the payment of the same now,
therefore, AZ the request of the legal holder of said
note, and In pursuance of the of said deed of
trust, public notice is hereby given that the UNDER
signed trustee will, on
TU ESDAY, THE 4TH DAY OF SEPTEMBER
1888,
between the hours of nine o'clock in the forenoon
ana We O'Clock IN the afternoon of that day at ire
court house door, in the city OF SedSlia county of
reits anu state OF issouri proceed sell the
ABOVE described property, al public vendpe tn the
highest bidder 10 cash, pay said note and inter
est, and he costs and exp nses OF executing this
trust. JAMES a. THOupSnN
o-4f-Wt Trustee
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21

$500 per year can be easily made at
home working for E. g. Rideout & CO.. 10
Barclay street, New York. Send for their
catalogue and full particulars. ll-lvIv
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21

Liniment Is needed by somebody In
every house. Every day brings news Of
the agony Of an awful scald or burn
subd ed, of rheumatic martyrs re.
stored, or q valuable horse or on
saved by the healing power of this
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
Health is W6dIth /!

De +. &. WEsr's NERVE AND BRAIN TREAi
MESr, guaranteed specific for II terra, Dizsi
ness, Commissions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia
Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused by the us
Of alcohol or toba' Wakefulness, Mental De
preston. SOfteninA Z the Brain resulting in 20
sanity and leading 10 misery, decay and death
Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of pOws
IN either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermat
orrh9a caused byOver-exertion of the brain. set
abuse or over-indulgence. Each box con- n
one months treatment. S1.00 a box or six b. =
for $500 sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price
WE GUARANTEE SIN BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received by
for SIX boxes, accompanied with $500 we vii
send the purchaser cur written guarantee to &c
fund the money III the treatment does not effec
cure. Guarantees issued only by
Aug. Fleischmann, Druggist, Sedalia.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-21
CHAS. EAYRE HINKLEY.
29 Paramount ave, Jersey City Height, y. J

BABY pa,i I"; Pn,IE %h Birth HUI a,
BEAUT1fI RiIG Rim sk and S sfln R BasS
il IS, Use CUTICuRA SOAP an exquisite SKIN BEAU
IIFIER. and Toilet Bath, AMI Nursery SanaIive.
Fragrant with delicious flower Odors and Cuticura
balsans. Absolutely pure highly medicinal.
dorset By physicisns, preferred by tie elite.
Sales IN lSol and ls>2, 1,o",01J cakes. Also
specially prepsr,d for shaving.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-23

Mr. THOMAS A. HOWARD, of Honey Grove, Fan
min County Texas, under date Of April ., 1888
writes as follows:
Il have been suffering during several years from
severe illness. and general breaking down Of my
physical system and have tried the treatment and
prescriptions Of many doctors far and near, and
travelled TO the Hot Springs and other mineral
springs famous for their remedial qualities, drink
ing the waters and bathing systematically in their
healing depths but an 10 no avail, as I steadily
failed in health; and although informed by my
physicians that my ailments and weaknesses were
the result Of kidney disease Of a dangerous char
acter they could give me nothing TO cure me. Dur
ing the past two years my sufierings al times We're
dreadful and I had the most indeScribabie pains in
the regions about the kidneys the paroxysms of
which were 50 severe as TO render II impossible for
me 10 sleep While in this deplorahIe and discour-
aged condition was persuaded 10 try Hunts Rem
edy and after using less than half bottle my great
sufferings and parOxysms Of pain were entirely re-
lieved and could sleep better and longer than !
bad IN two years before, and although am now on
my third bottle only my improvement is very re-
markabe, and regret that did not know Of the
wonderful curative powers Of Hunts Remedy be
fore, as II would have saved me years Of suffering
l heartily recommend II to all afflicted with any
kidney disease or disease of the urinary organs
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-23
SQUIBS.

Don't be frightened when you hear
the cimes lectularius spoken Of 1t is
only the straightforward American
bed-bug with his Latin overcoat on.
a man named John Holland is 102
years old and weighs 104 pounds. This
is at the rate of pound year
David Davis would have to live to the
age of Methusaleh to measure him
self by Mr.. Hollands standard
Reports of the harvest prospects
from all parts of Ireland are very en-
couraging. In the northern, the mid
land and southern counties, the crops
are full and promising The potato
yield is large.
Because a Virginia man dropped
dead just as he was gong TO swear his
tax list was correct, the Merchant
Traveller says it seems as if a man
should learn a little from the Bible
story of AnaniaS.
A sponge measuring eight feet in
circumference has been taken off Key
West. But another of nearly the
same dimensions has Just fastened
upon New York. Or course we mean
Oscar Wilde
We are told that there is so little
real difference between the newly dis
covered decalogue and the old stand
by that sinners need feel no particular
encouragement What was the good
of discovering IL?
In Philadelphia carrier pigeons are
used to take returns of baseball match
es. A carrier pigeon can get the start
of a messenger boy The bird doesn't
stop to peep through the fence knot
holes to see a bit of the next inning
When Shootwell died. the boys
dubbed together to buy him tomb
stone. They couldn't agree upon the
inscription. Fogg suggested this ::
His gun never missed fire. Let us
hope he may be like his gun But
this was considered somewhat person
al, and was rejected without divi-
sion.
AN Alabama woman, claiming TO
be "A centenarian, recently walked
from her home to the village, a dis
lance of five miles, then returned and
ulllktu SiA IpNos tutlIlttN- anu Qlu
the washing for the family, all IN one
day. As she was suffering from an
attack of malaria she was obliged to
defer until next day the digging of an
acre of garden, cutting cord of
wood, and making a bed quilt con
tanning 16, 7S9 pieces.
Eliza Ba@qs is a native of Scriven
County, Ga. She went to Florida at
6 years of age, married at 10, and her
first child was born when she was
only IA. She is now 81 and has had
eighteen children twins twice., fifteen
of whom are now living She is hale
and hearty. and has the reputation Of
being one Of the hardest working
women in Florida. There were four
sisters The three living there have
eighteen children each. and the one
dead had fourteen and died al %
years of age
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-23

Nothing distinctly metropolitan has taken SO
firm hold of the affections Of the travelling pub
lie, nor become so thoroughly household word,
as has the Grand Union Hotel, opposite the Grand
Central Depot New York City. At present, thous-
ands upon thousands are daily recommending
their friends TO accord their patronage 10 the
Grand Union, regarding II as they do rs next to
their own home. Its more than 600 rooms, at 81
and upwards per day. are the cheapest to be OBJ
tanned in any strictly firstclass hotel in New Nor
while its restaurant, cafe lunch and wine rooms
are without rival In stopping at this hotel the
traveller not only saves the expense OF baggage
transfer but carriage hire, while the accommoda-
tons secured are strictly tirst-cass and at moder-
ate prices