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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
NOTARIEs PCBLIC.
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE.

DAVIS DIST DIR. 6. A. Brown, Obed Funk and
D. II. Spengler.
sroSEwALL. u. Il. Grabill, ". &. Snsrr, @. "
Orndorff.
JoHxsToN.-J. Z. RodeFer, Levi Il. Cullers.
MADlsoN.-Samuel G, Campbell lanes J.
Cofman, Jos. Conner.
AsHBY.-Saml. Hamman, N. B. P,.inter, Jacob
z. Miller.
LEE.-Christisn Shirley, D. P. Z.rkle, John NJ.
Pence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

England has 1900 lawyers. NO
wonder the property goes to the Oldest
son. aud that they don't make Wits
there.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
A earn which had been hooked by d

A carp which had been hooked oY d
r;.herman looked up with tears 10 It's
eves and called out Pray, spare my
lifel | am email and bony auh shah
not make over two bites Tor YOU L
fully realize that replied the Fishei-
man a. he tossed his victim into bic
nail but the man who throws away
Carr 10 hopes to secure Bass VIII 90
home to eat bean-soup. d.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

Power turns deaf ear 10 the re.
proaches Of those who are without the
power of redressins their wrongs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

Humors OF the stomach, salt rheum,
and all blood disorders, are radically
cured by Ayers Sarsapariila.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

One of the lessons which young peo>
pie have to learn by experience Il the
power of deeds aud words.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

Rashuess generally ends in folly and
shame young meu are exhorted ia
Scripture to be sobersminded.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

J. S. McKenny, Petersburg Va,
says: Browns Iron Bitters cured my
wife of eiddiness aud weakness
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

Good luck apparently has deserted
this county. A Pennsylvania youth
had bis ne OK bro ken in prize h.ht'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

Class not the idle among the living !;
they are sort OF dead men who can't
be buried.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

When good resolution is formed,
beware of the tempter-he is then all
WAYS nearest.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
FILES AND BUGS.

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats,
mice, gophers, chipmunks, cleared Que
by "Rough on Rats" l5c.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

When thou prayest, rather let Thy
heart be without words than thy words
without heart.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

Adam involved the whole human
race 10 his fall, but he never wore q
white satin crayat with full dress.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
-EATEvssAND OF NINE

Is three times the man be was before
he began using "Wells' Health Renew
err 81. Druggists.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
'yxTIrLIAHs & GRABIid., -
w FIRE INsURANCE AGENTS,
WOODSTOCK, IA. "a

We are prepared to Insure propertyin In ths vir-
b MIA Fire and Marine Insurance Company, and
fhe Lvnchburg Banking and Insurance ComFany
Both are first ciAss companies aad insnye At the
usual premiums.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
gbsnaaDoab 3srala
Advertising Rates:

Advertisements will be inserted ct One Dole
per square Of ten lines, or less for the nrst insef
ion, and so cents for each subsequent insertion
Unless the number Of insertions marked upo
the manuscript, 1t will be published until foss'a
and charged accordingly.
Notices in the local column will be inserted AZ
ten cents per line, each insertion.
Advertisements three months or longer wi
Q userted at lowerrates'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09

The successful grocers have generally
s,.,,ed business on q small scale.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-05-09
SUPERVISORS,
PARISH PHYSICIAN.

Dr II. T. Graves, Msurer,oWn.
oVERsEERs POOR.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19

like beautiful cabinet with an ornamental
fire screen in the middle. There were shelves
and alcoves on both sides of the highly-pol-
ished wood, while the upper structure was
provided with tiny receptacles for bric-a-
brac and china. IL terminated in a sort Of
arched dome.
This" said my friend, ais the triumph Of
art over space. When this is locked up no
body suspects that it is bed and as there is
a portiere hung over my closet door, can in
vlte the most prudent of my lady friends up
to my room without danger OF shocking
their feelings. They glance around, and
their eagle eyes are unable to detect any
signs OF a bedstead in my room, and so they
settle down to the belief that I have suite
of rooms and gaze on the portere that leads
into my closet with awe and wonder. 1t is a
great scheme, for it saves me the So a week l
would have to pay for an extra room"
How often does lady come to see your?
''Oh, two or three times year"
DO they ever come up to your room?'
We'll, as a rule, they stop down in the
parlor, but then l have the satisfaction of
knowing if the should come up to my room,
they could do so with perfect propriety."
How much does the whole affair COST"
Two hundred dollars"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
Berlin's Huge New Prison.

bonuou bdl) NtNbs
The largest prison in Europe is the house
of detention. which has just been completed
at Berlin. This enormous edifice comprises
six separate buildings, to which have been
transferred all the prisoners awaiting trial
who have hitherto been confined in the va
rious prisons OF Berlin. The prison for men
consists OF a ground floor and four other
stories, with 1872 separate cells, dormitories
for 195 prisoners, beside forty rooms for turn
keys and sleeping accommodation for 1l8
attendants. Each of the 732 cells has a win
dow ten feet high There are six cells in the
basement for prisoners who are refractory to
discipline, and in the basement are also to be
found the kitchens, the bath rooms and the
heating apparatus of the prison. The inter-
nal part of the prison is constructed OF iron,
and is so built that all the corridors look ont
upon a central hall which commands a view
of every cell. The prison for men, which is
is separated from the rest of the building by
wall sixteen feet high, also contains a
chapel and four large exercise grounds, The
prison for women contains only seventy cells
and Fifteen large dormitories, the latter of
which are divided into sections, each contain
ing bed, which can be locked up every
night after its occupant has retired to rest.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
Dean Gaisford's Reasoning.


II have my doubts about the Thrty-nine
Articles, sir" said demonstrations Christ
Church man to him on the eve OF taking his
degree. The Dean looked at the troubled
one in a hard, sardonic way. How much
do you weigh sir?" About ten stone, |
should think sir, was the astonished an
swer. And how tall are you to half an
inch?" l really don't know to half an inch"
And how old are you to an hour?' The
dubious one was speechless. well, you aro
in doubt about everything that relates to your
sell" cried the Dean, triumphantly, land
yet you walk about saying: L am twenty
years old, / weigh ten stone, and am five
feet eight inches high Go, sign the articles;
it will be a long time before you find any
thing that suggests no doubts
Dean Gaisford used to throw all the letters
that came TO him by post into a basket and
open the lot once a month, just as Prince
Talleyrand is said to have done. In this
way he said he had to write fewer answers
as most of the business TO which the letters
referred would settle Itself without his in
reference.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
THE PROPER USE OF WIVES.
A Correspondent Says that Their Real Use
Is Not Appreciated.
Exchange.

"A correspondent says that Iheir JSeal Use
Is Not Appreciated.
Exchange.
1t is not to sweep the house and make the
beds and darn the socks and cook the meals
chiefly that man wants a wife If this is
all he wants hired servants can do it cheaper
than wife. If this is ALL when a young
man calls to see a young lady, send him into
the pantry to taste the bread and cakes she
has made; send him to see the needlework
and bed-making; or put a broom in her
hands and send him TO witness its use
such things are important. and the wise
young man will quietly look after them
But what true man most wants of a wife
is her companionship, sympathy and
love. The way OF life has many dreary
places in it, and man needs a companion
with him. A man is sometimes overtaken
by misfortune; he meets with failure and
defeat; trials and temptations beset
him, and he needs one to stand by and SYM
pathize. He has some stern battles to fight
with poverty, with enemies and with sin,
and he needs woman that as he puts an
arm around her feels that he has something
to fight for, will help him fight; who will put
her lips to his ear and whisper words of
counsel, and her hand to his heart and i'm
part new inspiration. All through life
through storm and sunshine, conflict and
victory; through adverse and favorable winds
man needs a woman's love. The heart
yearns for it. sisters and mothers love
will hardly supply the need. Yet many
seek nothing further than housework. Just
ly enough half these get nothing more. The
other half, surprised above measure obtain
more than they sought Their wives surprise
them by giving nobler idea OF marriage and
disclosing q treasury of courage sympathy
and love
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
Had Thrown Out Hints.

savannah Record,
A subscriber sends up the following, which
he alleges occurred recently on the line of
the Central railroad. We will not vouch for
the truthfulness of its location or the correct
ness OF the incident, but it is so much akin
to human nature that we publish it: when
Georgia father found out that his son John
was sparkling certain farmers daughter for
a year or more without settling any ques-
ton, he called him out behind the stack and
said to him:
John, do you love Susan Tinker"
81 guess l do, dad"
'And does she love your
That's what l dunno and I'm 'fraid to
ask her.
We'll, you'd better throw out few hints
tonight and find out. It's no use wearing
out boot-leather unless you are going to
marry her."
That night at 10 o'clock John came home
wreck. His face was all scratched up his ear
was bleeding, his hat gone, and his back was
covered with mud.
John! Johnl What on earth is the mat
ter"' exclaimed the old man, laying down his
paper,
bin over to Tinker's," was the reply.
"And-and-'
"And threw out few hints to Susan"
'What kind O hints?"
why, l told her I'd been hoofing it two
miles four nights out of the week for the last
year to sot up with her while she chawed
gum and sung through her nose and now l
reckoned it was time for her to brush her
teeth and darn up her stockings. cure the
bile on her chin, and tell the old folks that
we're engaged"
'And her father bounced your
NO dad, no; that's where I'm consoled
1t took the whole gasted family, including
Susan, two hired men and three dogs, and
then | wasn't more half licked. guess We
moved on 'em too soon, dad guess it
wasn't quite time to throw out hints"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
Strategy.
Madrid I.etter.

A handsome senOrita went to one Of the
best photographers in Madrid, lately, to have
her picture taken. When the posture was
all settled and the cloth was about to be
drawn, the artist threw last glance at his
subject. and to his CONSERVATION found that
she was holding pistol TO her head. What
are you doingP' he cried. You will not
shoot yourself it would ruin my business;
besides, it would be wicked to mar so lovely
face" DO not be afraid" she replied, II
have no thought of spelling the original of
one of your best pictures but my love has
left me, and I'm going to send him my pho
tograph in tins posture, with the message
that Pn fire if he does not return to me"
A few weeks after the photographer had tho
pleasure of taking the portraits OF young
married pair--without the pistol.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
SENDING THE NEWS TO KATE
The Metropolitan Idea of Getting Even with
the MOnOpoiies.


New York World.
Yesterday evening a man, a little top
heavy, rushed into Sixth-avenue telegraph
Office seized telegraph blank and a stub
by propping himself against the counter
managed 10 write the following message:
Kate, won't be home TILL morning. HARRY.
"What'll that cost" said the man, hand
ing the message through the port-hole to the
manipulation of electricity.
Let me see. Seven words-fifteen cents"
Fifteen, ELI? How much for ten words?''
THE same price; anything not exceeding
ten will cost you fifteen cents to any address
in the city" answered the operator. making
spring to muZZle an instrument that was
suffering as if it had delrum tremens.
Pm bound to have the worth of my
money out of your corporations, them" said
the man, bracing himself against the counter
as he traced on blank this clear message:
prehensibility. manufacturers,
transcendentalism, Constantnople, con cavo-
sylvania, imperturbability, philoprogenitive-
ness"
There. string that on your wire and send
her at a 2:40 gait" said the man with a look
of vengeance in his eye
The operator counted the words, but vol
unteered the information that there was no
sense in the message and that the dictionary
must have been ransacked for the longest
words.
II know there's no sense in it, but Kate II
understand it all the same she'll know Pm
on drunk anyway when | send a message
at this hour, whether it's sense or not |
make EN- long on purpose to break the back
of your darned machine Shovel 'em in and
start the crank. Pm IN for a good time.
Never mind the expense, here's your fifteen
cents" And the man ran out and hailed a
naSSinU cab
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
Mild Case of Lunacy.
Toxas siftinl

Texas Siftings.
Moses Schaumburg had loaned Sam Bing
tom 500 AS Nose had not seen Sam on the
streets Of Autin for several days it occurred
to him to call at Sans house and find out
how he was coming on. He did not see Sam
but Mrs. Bingtom was at home. She looked
very sad and had black rings around her eyes
II am in great distress Mr.. Schaumburg."
Wat wash de matterP' Mr.. Bingtom has
lost his mind and has been taken out into the
country" did he leave dot money nit you
TO pay dot note what comes due next week.
"0h, no, MIR. Schaumburg he is not crazy
enough todo that. He has NOT lost his reas
oning faculties entirely"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19
Fools and Actresses.


BOsTVU IVHI LeIIor,
When those New Workers go wild with de-
light over AN actor or actress they act like
crazy people. Lately burlesque actress has
nightly been kicking her slipper into the
audience and one night the gentleman who
caught il took It to his club, and the mem.
bers drank wine out of it, told this story
to another lady IN the same branch of the
business, who has no love for the owner of
the slipper Zach drank slipuerful 10 her
health2" sheasked. "Yes" well, she re-
marked, they must all have got pretty
drunk"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-05-19

Brooklyn Eagle.


Bedsteads more or less disguised as ward
robes, secretaries and sideboards are common.
1t is only the other day that stumbled upon
an deliberately dressed mantelpiece in the
room of an aesthetic friend up town which
developed, under his skillful manipulations,
into full-blown fOur-legged double bed
stead, made up and ready to tumble into.
The entire fireplace had been made over so
as to admit bed. At first sight it looked
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

Commissioners in Honolulu were for
wardcd direct TO Foreign Govern
mcnts without the knowledge Of the
Resident Commissioners. The Green
administration, on taking office and
discovering the acts of their pre-
dcccssors, nt once resigned,
We strongly protest nt this most
unusual diplomatic action and main
tain that the resident Commissioners
should have received copies Of the
dispatch and Protest that has been
forwarded in time to enable them 10
state their opinions Of the documents
by the same mail that carried them.
That the diplomatic corps IN this
city are justly indignant at their
being ignored is not to he wondered
at, that the letters accompanying the
copies Of the Protests, which they
received Oh Wednesday after the is.
sue Of the Gdzctte, Should haye been
dated on TucSd"y is not 10 be won
dercd at, and, that the whole scheme
was trickily laid and that His Ma
jcsty has been wilfuIly lnislcd, is the
almost unanimous opinion OF the ci-
tizcns Of Honolulu. If the German
Government wished to communicate
with the British Foreign office 1t
would be done through the German
Ambassador in London and Il the
British Government wished to com.
municatc with the German Govern
mcnt IL would have been done
through the British Ambassador in
Germany, and in the case Of which
we speak it should have been done
through Colonel Curtis Iaukea, the
accredited Hawaiian Agent in Europe
and with the knowledge Of the Resi-
dent Foreign Commissioners. in
Honolulu. We have however the
satisfaction OF knowing that the
British Government, If not all other
Governments, will take not the
slightest notice of this PRECIOUS
PROTEST.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08
DIPLOMATIC IGNORANCE,

Mr., Gibson, the present Minister
Of Foreign Affairs, has, by his re-
cent action IN forwarding the Pro-
tests against the anneXalion Of the
Islands Of the Pacific, shown himself
ignorant Of ordinary diplomatic
usage, Az the present time there is
ap accredited Government envoy in
Europe, Colonel Curtis laukea, and
10 him should these Protests have
been sent and by him should they
have been read W the Foreign Minis
lers Of European Powers, Mr.
Manley llopkins, the Hawaiian Con-
spl leppyal ln London, not being q
native Hawaiian, ppnlq moi hp lhe
hearer 0f lhp Protest 10 Earl Gran
vile and lbp action pf AIrr ilhsoq
~ iQFNRldlng lhem direct 70 lhp
Foreign Qlllpps abroad Is Without
pppplpnl pApppl IN lhe case nf .
ppYlppg llnNAllaQ AlWlnlsllpllQn
NppN charge paWn'I lhp FpIplRN
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08
THIS DAYS D0INCS.

MORNING.
Gymnasium Exercises for Ladies
and Children from 8 TO II.
EVENING.
Gospel Temperance Meeting II
Bethel, at Z $50.
TOMORROW
" Bethel Sunday School, at 0:45.
IA Fort st. Church s. s. Mt 0.45.
ia st. Andrews Cathedral s. s. 10.
z Bethel, Rev. 5. &. Damon, ut II.
MFort st. Church, Rev. A. o. For
hes, morning and evening.
st. Andrews Cathedral, Rev. Mr..
Wallace, morning and evening.
Bible Class ut Fort st. Churcl,
Vcstry, mt 3:l5
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08
AN AUTOCRAT'S ACTIONS.

All persons in these islands intc-
rested in the labor question will be
astounded TO learn that the Minister
OF Foreign Affairs has, without any
meeting OF the members OF the Board
Of immigration, decided to stop any
further Portuguese immigrants from
coming to this country at present,
unless Mcssrs. Hoffnuug d Co., the
gentlemen who are managing this
business in London, decide to accept
scvcnty-livc per cent Of their money
in Hawaiian Government Bonds,
We have inquired Of members Of
the Board Of Immigration and learn
that one meeting of the Board has
been held this year when this subject
was not discussed. We have in
CURED Of the Honolulu Agents OF
Mcssrs. LIoffnung & CO. and learn
that their first knowledge Of this
decision Of the Premier's was by
letters received by the last mail,
when the London house expressed
surprise at not receiving their opin-
ion as to the value of Hawaiian Gov
ernment Bonds, nor any letter or
intimation whatever through their
agents, of the actions of the Gov
crnmcnt, and they further stated
that as the San Francisco market
would not float the last Hawaiian
loan, they would have great difIis
Guilty in finding market in London
for these bonds. The difficult
ties Of recruiting laborers are very
great, and If the immigration be
stopped, or suffer any interruption
it will be months before the business
could be resumed besides entailiDg
very considerable loss on both Co
vernment and planters. In short
time the terms of the contracts of
the first imported laborerS will cx-
pired and planters must have other
laborers tofill their places. We doubt
whether the Minister Of Finance was
aware Of the Prcmicr's attempted
financial arrangements with Mcssrs
Hoffnung & Co., and, if he were not,
he should in some decided manner
show his disapproval Of his col
leagues conduct. No meeting Of
the Board Of Immigration has been
held to discuss the advisability of
stopping the importation Of laborcrs,
and, if the government finances were
not in such condition as to justify
its continuance, the Board should at
least have been consulted. The
members of the Board will doubt
less show their disapproval
at their being totally ignored
and the community generally, espe-
cially the planters, will undoubtedly
express their disgust at not first
learning Of this step from the pro-
per official sources. Is His Majesty
aware of this aut0crotic action on
the part of his responsible adviser
Colonel George w. Macfarlanc,
the Commissioners Of Portuguese I'M
migration, whose firm are agents for
Hoffnung & Co., is little rcticent
about giving all the facts
bearing On this matter, attributable
no doubt TO his official connection
with the Government rs Commission
cr, but we have no doubt that, after
little pressure from planters and
others interested has been brought
TO bear upon him, he will be induced
later to give all the facts In his
pOssessiOn,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

MORE disclosures concerning the re.
cent political statistical collector of in
formation /or same of/he San Fraacisro
Papers on Mr. Gibson's behalf, are cx.
pcctcd.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

PALMER 81 THAcHEn r, cciycd another
consignment Of drugs, fancy goods, etc.
by the w. ii. Meyer.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

A disturbance over game Of cards
occurred in hotel in town on Thurs.
day. Bottles were trumps and heads
were cut.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

McISERNY has just received large
and good stock OF ladies and girls
boots and shoes and of gcnllcmen's and
boys felt hats.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

Mr.. G. j. Fishel has opened new
store ut the corner Of Merchant and
Nuuanu streets where clothing of every
kind can be obtained.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

Mr., and Mrs, Cruzan broke up their
camp at Kaneohe Oh Thursday after u
pleasant stay of weeks and set out for
Honolulu, pa Kualoa, Kahuku, Waia-
lua, Waianae, and EVA, They expect
" reAeh IiOnOlnln on Monday next.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

A chcquc for $117,O00 has been pass
ing from hand TO hand in business
transactions this week.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

PASSENGERS by the Mariposa who are
going East should call upon r. d. Nc
Kay, the general Agent OF the Chicago
burlington and Quincy Lines at 32
Montgomery Street, San Francisco.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-09-08

DIR. Grossman, who is fayorabIy
known in Honolulu, has now opened his
dental rooms on Hotel Street and Is
prepared to perform all kinds OF work
In that line.