Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-06-22
EOc0L BreUities.
Quick as wink = the eSelash.

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Quick as a wink the etelash.
Our last friend-the telegraph.
A quarter deck is better than no ship.
A trial trip--when the jury disagree.
Gene to 'smash" sugar and brandy.
Ia the sweet buy and buy-married life
Mr.. Carpenter as yet has not given bail.
How to catch husband-follow bin when
he goes out.
Allie Allie old fellow; my boy Cant
we beat um.
In reading our Advertisements don't over
look Towsons.
The farmers say over the average tobacco
crop has been planted.
The County Commissioners will meet 70
morrow week to sign the county levy.
The season for church festivals is at hand
Send in your advertisements.
Mr.. A. A. Elder at Cox's Station is burn
Ing his brick kiln recently built at that place
ANS lullaby. "llush my baby, dou' yoa
cry" For your little Dady will come bye
and bye.
We are afraid TO publish joke lest some
one getS mad. So pardon Us flour brlei
column seems dull.
What will the citizens of Port Tobacco DO
on the Fourth2 Have we life enough to IRE
gun or shoot "a era ker.
Judge Stone left the county for the Court
of Appeals Monday, to conclude his work ioi
the present session of that court.
"a stitch in time saves nine" This il
true in gardening Weeds can be better pull
ed now than later.
Reads three minute headache and neural
gia cure is almost monarch for the headache
neuralgia, rheumatism OF any acute pam
made by W II. Read, Baltimore & Ligh
SIS, Baltimore, Nd, prnprietors OF Read
Grand Duchess Cologne. ap 2O-lm
The annual wool clip of tie United States
amounts to about 800, 600, 900 lbs, and is
worth about 800, 900, 900.
The clatter Of the reaper is heard in every
harvest field. The old cradle blade has been
sold for old iron
The annual commencement of Misses Neale
academy took place Yesterday afternoon. Full
particulars Of exercises in our next.
The last of the Reapers was removed from
town Tuesday, being the Buckeye Binder,
sold by Mr.. Robert Thompson to Mr. Hugh
Mitchell.
Our joviaI Chief Judge Of the Orphans
Court was at st. Thomas Sunday. The
Judge alw 'ys begins his political campaign
with a prayer.
Reads Grand Dstchess Cologne Is the
sweetest pcrfumery in America aud you Il
lind the .asiSt lasting, IL sells for Is rents per
ottle and is kept at Howard Bros, Cox's
Station. ap 2O-lm
Deputy Collector Brewer paid our town a
visit this week. and inspected the license list
IN tn" Clerks office found all OK, and re-
turned, as smiling and lazy looking as he
came.
Virgins predicts several frosts for june
lie also says July 2Oih will he the hottest day
Of he year 1888 Let us nntire whether the
said Virgins can lay any claim to being =
weather prophet.
Arrivals last week at Gardiner Hotel =
Or. II. u. Bean, Miss Ella Mndd, Miss LEILA
Mcpherson, lryantewn; Brnne Bowie, Bow.
ie, Md. T; John J. Niece Washington, y. G.;
uAgruder Dent, Alexandria, Va; Willie
Diggs, Vivian Neale, baltimore, Md.
A Wonderful discovery Reads three
minute headache and neuralgia cure is the
wonder Of the 10Th century as hundreds upon
hundreds of our best citizens have beer cured
in two minutes Of intense neuralgia aud sick
headache, after using eve ,ythng they could
hear of, and trying all The doctors in vain
Reads three minute headache cure sells for
% cents and is kept Mt our friend, Howard
brothers. april 20-lm