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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-05-30
THREE CHARACTERISTIC EPITAPHS.


A friend who read the epitaph pre-
pared for his own tomb by the late Prot.
Clifford was prompted to compose two
others which, with that Of the professor,
we give below:
ATHEIST.
1 was not and was conceived;
lived and did little work;
1 am not and grieve not
-CR6ord.
drop of spray cast from the Infinite,
hung there an instant and threw my ray
To make the rainbow. microcosm
Rejecting ALL Then back fell again,
And, though persisted not, was no more.
CHRISTIAN.
God wiiled; was. What He had planned wrought
That done, He called and now dwell with Him.
Literary World.
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FOR SALE.

Good Farm Horses. For particulars
enquire at the office of
6tf COGEL & DEKAY.
Old papers for sale at so cents per
hundred, at the TRIBUNE office.
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FOR SALE.

POLAND CHINA PIGS: for sale,
at the Riverside Mill.
% H. w. STONE & Co.
White and Brown Lime, Hair,
cement and Plaster Paris for sale by
p E. BOWERS.
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JERSEY BULL.

A full blooded Jersey Bull will
make the season at McCullough's
livery barn. 20
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Fresh roasted Coffee, every day by
the pound at Coles Lunch Room. %
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In China adulterators of food are
killed as public enemies.
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FOR RENT.-The Morris Bakery
apply to II. X. COLE. 19tf

The celebrated Norman Stallion
"Tom" will be at McPherson's barn,
in Morris, during the coming season.
For terms, etc., apply to
lStf DR.. Il. e. KEENAN,.
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Try Good d Brisbine's No. Is Tea.
Tt is the best in the market. 80
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Imported Port and Sherry Wines at
22tf CHAS. w. ROHNE's.
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Fine assortment of Canned Goods
at Coles Lunch Room. %
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LIME.
Hair, Cement, and Plaster Paris for
sale by VIM. HANCOCK. %
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A good showing at this
early date.
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Seed

NAILS as cheap as the cheapest, at
Is GOOD & BRIsBINE's.
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Imported Port and Sherry Wines at
22tf CHAS. w. ROHNE'S.
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A Glee Club has been formed which
is in constant practice under the direc-
ton of Prof. Gastine. An orchestra
is now being organized to accompany
the voices. The club is composed of
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One peck Fresh Black Onion Seed
for sale.
A. B. STEADMAN.
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Hot weather is coming. Prepare
for 1T by buying a refrigerator at
u A. A. STONES
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some very fine music may be antic-
ipated.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03
MIR. & Mrs. Newcomb.
Of state ST.. ssprsns field. Mass. What they
Say in Favor of a Reel Honest Thing
Their Word rs Good as Gold.


Mrs. Neweomb is the wife of one of the employ
ses in the United States Armory, Springfield, Mass.
She says: 81 have used DR.. Kennedy's FAVORITE
REMEDY for Indigestion and Biiousness. My
husband has also used it. We keep it in the house
as family medicine, and consider it the best ever
made for the purposes reeommended.''
DR.. Kennedy is daily receipt of letters from pa
tients expressing similar sentiments as these ex-
pressed by Mrs. Newcomb, of State street. These
letters spontaneous and put in all varieties of
phraseoogy, but invariably setting forth one thing
the value of Kennedys FAVORITE REMEDY
for many forms of disease 1t may be just the thing
you have been looking for. Is your Liver disorder
ed? Have you Derangement of the Kidneys or
Bladder ocated with Constipation of the Bowels?
If SO. yop want Kennedy's FAVORITE REMEDY.
DR.. KEN edy Pa etices Medicine and Surgery in all
their branches. Write and state your case "Fa-
yorite Il nedy'' is fast becoming a trusted house
hold fl I in all cases of Female Weakness and
diseas the blood. One dollar a bottle. Your
druggist has it.
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atnmlh's GoInmll.
A FEATHERED SHEPHERD.

In South America there is very
beautiful bird called the agami, or
the golden breasted trumpeter. 1t is
about as large in the body as one of
our common barn-yard fowl, but as
it has longer legs and a longer neck
it seems much larger. Its general
color is black, but the plumage on
the breast is beautiful beyond de-
scription, being what might be called
iridescent, changing, as 1t continually
does, from steel-blue to a red-gold,
and glittering with a metallic luster.
In its wild state the agami is not
peculiar for anything but its beauty,
its extraordinary cry, which has CIV
en- it the name of trumpeter. and for
an odd habit of leaping with comical
antics into the air, apparently for its
own amusement. When tanned,
however,, and it soon learns to
abandon its wild ways,-it usually
conceives a violent attachment for
its master, and, though very jealous
of his affection, endeavors to please
him by solicitude for the well being
of all that belongs to him, which may
fairly be termed benevolence.
1t is never shut up at night as the
other fowls are, but with well-deserv-
ed liberty. is permitted to take up its
quarters where it pleases. In the
morning it drives the ducks to the
water and the chickens to the feed
ing-ground; and if any should pre-
sumo to wander, they are quickly
brought to a sense of duty by a sharp
reminder from the strong beak of the
vigilant agami. At night the faith
full guardian drives it's charge home
again.
Sometimes it is given the care of
flock of sheep; and though it may
seem too puny for such task, it is
in fact quite equal to it. The mis-
guided sheep that tries to trife with
the agami soon has cause to repent
the experiment; for, with a swiftness
unrivalled by any dog, the feathered
shepherd darts after the runaway,
and with wings and beak drives it
back to it's place, not forgetting to
impress upon the offender sense of
its error by pecks with it's beak.
Should a dog think to take advan-
tage of the seemingly unguarded con-
dition of the sheep and approach
them with evil design, the agami
makes no hesitation about rushing at
him and giving combat. And it
must be good dog that will over
come the brave bird. Indeed, most
dogs are so awed by the fierce onset
of the agami, accompanied by its
strange cries, that they incontinently
turn about and run, fortunate if they
escape unwounded from the indig-
nant creature.
At meal-times it walks into the
house and takes it's position near its
master, seeming to ask for his caress-
es. 1t will not permit the presence
of any other pet in the room, and
even Tesents the intrusion of any
servants not belonging there, driving
out all others before it will be con-
tented. Like a well-bred dog, it
does not clamor for food, but waits
with dignity until it's wants have been
satisfied. st. Nicholas.
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add teaspoonful of ginger and one
even tablespoonful of soda dissolved
in little hot water, mix quite stiff,
roll thin and bake in a quick oven.
These are simple but excellent.
If all who make pumpkin pies,
knew how much better and easier it
is to bake the pumpkin first. they
would no longer worry over cutting
up and peeling it, but just cut it in
halves, take out the seeds, lay it in
the oven and bake until soft, when
it can be scraped out and used as US
ual, and is SO much better for not
having water in it. Winter squash
makes much richer pie when treat
ed in this way.
A little milk in the water in which
you are washing your dishes is much
better than soap.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03
gaaies' Column.
KATE GRENAWAY IN HER
STUDIO.

In London, big and smoky with its
dun-colored fog-wreaths, lives and
works Kate Greenaway, the artist
whose pictures have made the whole
world that lies akin to the heart of a
child acknowledge the power the
genius.
Her magic pencil has transformed
even our American home midgets
into the quaintest and loveliest of lit
tie antiques, with their Mother Hub
bard' and "Greenaway' gowns, and
their sailor and their grandfather
costumes. Her name is a household
word her dictum as powerful as
that of a court designer; her modes
as closely followed in the world of
fashion, and the larger world lying
without, that would be fashionable,
as are those of Worth.
A glimpse at her studio, a hint of
her methods of work, just enough to
make you wish for more, I will give
you here as it was told me by my
husband, who saw her there in the
summer of 1880. I do not need to
describe her face, as you have it in
the picture often seen-all the kind
cordially, the sweet forgetfulness of
self, the earnest devotion to her
work ; a face that inspires confidence
at once.
In speaking of her daily work,
which is from 9 until 2, she said that
each of her imaginative designs is
wrought out by a hard, laborious
process. She plans out all the little
robes and quaint bonnets and funny
old cloaks, to tie minutest detail of
each bow and ribbon and band, and
she smiled as she pointed to them
hanging there around the studio wall,
so motionless then, but soon to be
alive again with charming curves
and airy grace, when obedient to the
little creatures within.
The little models have to be tied
and buttoned and pinned into the
quaint garments, to pose, with many
rests between; but the artist, with
tireless pencil, must go over and
over IN dry drudgery each line and
curve, altering here, improvising
there, spending hours upon one little
detail, that the whole may be perfect.
Is it any wonder that the inanimate
figures seem to walk, to speak, to
pirouette and masquerade all along
the page Vide Aaoake.
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A FEW TRUTHS ABOUT Sue
CESS,

Success runs in many grooves
There is a groove for each individual.
One reason why many fail of success
is they are all the while trying to run
in other peoples grooves.
When a person leaves his own in
dividuality, he leaves success.
When one leaves truth and honor,
he leaves a genuine success.
Many a brilliant bauble looking
like success, in the end prove coun-
terfeit.
There are grooves Of success lead
ing to all kinds of objects. Your
parents, my boys and girls, may be
successful in raising very fine sons
and daughters. Agassiz reached the
height of success, yet he "never had
time to get rich"
Many groove Of good, honest
success never leads to a high place
but runs its length on a level. 1t is
sad thing for one to leave it be-
cause it does not lead to eminence.
Many a blossom never becomes
fruit but blasts and falls to the
ground instead. True worth neve
blasts.
My dear girls and boys, if .yol
would not have your lives blasted
make yourselves worthy while yo1
are still young. If you start ant
continue in the way of truth ant
honor, and then are persevering ant
energetic, you must be successful.
If you wish to insure your futur
success, your days must be spent il
industry, your evenings in stead
ways; and you must practically lear
the Golden Rule.
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with heart and mind engage in the
doing of it how happy would they be.
There can be no greater victory
over another man than this, that
when the injury began on his part,
the kindness should begin on ours.
This great beautifier is above all
lotions and washes, and makes the
most homely most beautiful. Read
er, try it; it is warranted and safe.
MOTHERS TURN.-ssIt is mother S
turn to be taken care of now"
The speaker was winsome young
girl, whose bright eye, fresh color
and eager looks told of light hearted
happiness. just out of school, she
had the air of culture which is an
added attraction to a blithe young
face. It was mothers turn now.
Did she know how my heart went
out to her for her unselflsh words?
Too many mothers, in their love
of their daughters, entirely overlook
the idea that themselves need recre-
alton. They do without all the easy,
pretty and charming things, and say
nothing and the daughters do not
think there is any self-denial involy-
ed. Jennie gets the new dress and
mother wears the old one, turned up
side down and wrongside out. Lucy
goes on the mountain trip, and mother
stays at home and keeps house. En-
lily is tired of study and must lie
down in the afternoon but mother,
though her back aches, has no time
for such recreation.
Girls, take good care of your moth
ers. Coax them to let you relieve
them of some of the harder duties
which, for years, they have patiently
borne.
"The printers of the United States
did more work" says contempora-
ry, 'slast year than in 1881, and in
too many instances did it for less
money than the expense of keeping
up printing-office warrants. There
is need of reformation in the printing
business. A reformation is also
needed in our list of chattel mortgag
es. There have been too many put
out during 1882, especially the last
half of the year.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03

0Iloulo CtheS HO eggs Oue-HltH
yellow corn meal, four-fifths flour,
very sour milk, whey or butter milk
with corn meal add -four till all is
in, salt. Soda till sweet, beat well.
Mix turpentine with stove polish,
put on cold stove a little at time,
will shine when rubbed.
Easily made apple sauce: Bake
apples with pan over them, plenty
water, pick out, peel, mash the rest
through a colander, sweeten.
Brooms scalded once week wear
long.
Set brooms away handle down
wards.
For burns and scalds alum water,
apply Immediately, keep well cover
ed with saturated cloths. Cures in
from one-half to one hour, leaves no
mark.
Best way to make coffee is in
filterer, always filter second time. If
you must boil it, only give one boil
up and let settle.
Wool comforters are lighter and
warmer than cotton ones One five
pound comforter, with one pair of
| blankets are sufficient for ordinary
cold weather, and repays we'll the ex-
| penses in health. How often | rose
In the morning tired and unrefreshed,
when sleeping under cotton comfort
ers, but not since / made wool ones.
Do not sweep hard and get tired
and swallow dust. Brush lightly all
specks, scraps and dust into dustpan
pushing it with your foot as you 60
over carpet; it will look and be
cleaL, and sweeping takes off nap.
Suet pudding One cup each of
sugar and milk, suet freed from skin,
chopped fine and raisins seeded and
chopped, three cups of flour round
ing full sifted with two teaspoonfuls
of baking powder (RoyaD. Flavor
with cinnamon and nutmeg. Stir all
well together and steam about two
hours. Serve with sour sauce.
Salt sprinkled on carpet before
sweeping, lays the dust and bright
ems the colors very much.
A cup of hot water is. q good tonic
and stomach cleanser, and a sure
cure for constipation. 1t should be
taken in the morning and evening
just after rising and before retiring.
Rub your stove-pipe with linseed
oil, keep in dry place will not rust.
, Wash white-washed walls with vim
egar to make paper stick.
Add little alum to paste to hast
en- drying.
: Use white oil cloth, bound will
red, back Of kitchen table, wasI
stands, and under hooks to hang tin
Salts of lemon will take stains
from ivory knives.
Camphor will prevent moths; the
gum near your silver will keep il
: bright.
Frozen house-plants, will revive
if sprinkled with camphor water.
e One teaspoon of chloride of lime
in three quarts of water, will take
: stains from white goods.
e Vinegar will remove lime from car
:, pets.
n In busting, use cloth; feathers
d only set it afoat.
r Tobacco tea will kill worms il
flower pots and is also good for til,
= plant.
a Salt Petre and olive oil will cur,
Is corns.
N Indian bread: 4 cups meal, 2 cup
v flour, of molasses, 3 of sour milk.
:. If spider or dish gets burnt il
to
E using, do not scrape it, but put lit
t. tie water and ashes in and get warm
: it will come off nicely.
I'd Be true to yourself, your famiE
IT, and the outside world.
Wash your windows with a win,
C instead of cloth, and look out on
. q clean, well kept yard.
ID Gingersnaps. Boil together tw
Of cups of New Orleans molasses an
one cup of lard when nearly cold
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Continued from last aceek.)
How Watch Cases are Made.

This process ofmanufacture was invented
by James Boss, who started in business in
1854, and the methods and tools used in
making these watch cases are covered by
patents. This is the only match case made
under this process. For many years the in
PRODUCTION of these goods was slow, owing
topopular prejudice against plated goods,
but gradually the public learned that the
James Boss Gold Watch Case was not
cheap goldwashed or electro-plated article,
but was made of genuine gold plates of
standard quality and thickness. Conscientious
adherence to the determination to make
the best watch case ever put on the market,
and the adoption of every Improvement
suggested, has made the james Poos Gold
Watch Case the sTANDAP7 -,,nr y ..sx
In this watch case tn rarts i q
most subject to wear-the bo,U, croWn, hinges,
thntmb-catches, ETC., are made of SOLID GOLD.
stamp keystone Watch Case Factories, Pha-
depha, Pa handsome Illustrated Pamphlet showing
James Boss and keystone Watch Gases made.
Ito be continued)
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03

There is something soft and tender in the rall of
single snowflake but it always reminds us to look
after bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup,-our old
standby in the days of Coughs and Colds,--for we
have always found it reliable.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03
CLIMBING The SPIRAL STAIR
Invisible Architecture in a New England Par

Invisible Architecture in New England Par
sonage.
eyes, she said, 'sour children are married and
gone, and my husband and sit by winter fire
much we did before the little ones came to wide"
the circle Life is something like spiral staircase
we are all the time coming around the spot we
started from, only degree further up the stairs
''That is pretty illustration remarked her
friend musingly, gazing into the glowing Goals
which rad ated pleasant heat from the many win
lowed stove. ''You know we cannot stop toiling
up the hill, thought
''Surely we cannot and for myself I don't find
fault with that necessity provided the advance in
life is not attended with calamity suffering for
health utterly broke down. My system was full OF
malaria. My digestion became thoroughly disorder
ed and my nerves were in wretched state. / was
languid, ate little and that without enjoying it, and
had no strength or ambition to perform even nv
light household duties. Medical treatment failed to
reach the seat of the trouble. The dsease-which
seemed to be weakness of all the vital organs-pro-
crossed until had several attacks which my physi-
clans pronounced to be acute congestion of the
stomach. The last of these was desperate strug-
gle and given up to die. As the crisis had
PARkERS TONIC as an invigoran in just such
mine. took it and felt its good effects at
once. 1t appeared to pervade my body, though
the blessing of new life had come to me. Taking no
other medicine | continued to improve. and am now
in better health than have been for long time"
Extract from interview with the wife of Rev. p.
Perry, Pastor of Baptist Church, Coldbrook Mass.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03
MADE ON PURPOSE
One of Those Mistakes ~ Which are More
Frequent than Profitable.

One of Those Mistakes ~ Which are More
Frequent than Profitable.
"Why, my child this Is not BENSON'S CAPCINE
POROUS PLASTER said father to his little
daughter after examining package she had Just
brought from the drug store.
"Isn't it, Papa? "I'm sorry, but 1 asked the man
for Benson's-I KNOW did, and he took the twenty
five cents you gave pay for it WITH, exclaimed
the child, positively. "Maybe the drug man made
a mistake
ssI'll go round myself and see,'' was the gentle
mans comment, as he donned his coat and hat.
'fWhy didn't you send me Benson's plaster in
stead of this cheap and trashy thing?'
stWhy, IL, thought that would suit you just as
well-and-''
ssYou thought! you thought What business had
you to think? don't pay you for thinking, but for
filling my ORDER" said the indignant caller CON
temptuously, '.There! take that thing back and give
me my money, I'll get what want elsewhere
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P A 7 N S

Obtained and all business in the u S. Patent Office
or in the Courts attended to for MODERATE FEES
When model drawing is sent advise as to
patentabiiity free of charge; and make No
CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT.
We REFER here, to the Post Master the Supt of the
Money Order Div, and to officials of the q. s. Patent
Office. For circular advice terms. and references to
actualelientsin your own state. county. address
G. A. SNOW 81 CO..
OPPOSITE PATENT OFFICE. WASHINGTON, DC.
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EST'IeAY.

F a EaHE ~ on James River, Va, in North
N sEH en settlement. Illus. circular
free. J. T. Mancha, Claremont "a
A-70
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s'AIy doctor pronounced me cured, but L got sick
again. with terrible pains in my back and sides, and
[ got so bad
Could not novel
| shrunk!
From 22S lbs. to 1901 I had been doetoring for
my liver, but it did me good. ! did not expect
to live more than three months L began to use
Hop Bitters. Directly my appetite returned, my
pains left me, my entire system seemed renewed as
if by magic, and after using several bottles, am
not only as sound as a sovereign but weigh more
than 1 did before. To Hop Bitters 1 my life.''
Dublin, June 6, 81. r. FITZPATRICK.
How TO GET SIoK.-Expose yourself day and
night; eat too much without exercise; work too
hard without rest doctor all the time; AXE all the
vile nostrums advertised, and then you will want to
know hon to get aceii, which is answered in three
words Take Hop Bitters!
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03

The only known specific for Epileptic Fits. VI
Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness. Nervous
Weakness it instantly relieves and cures. Cleanses
blood and quickens sluggish circulation. Neutra-
Lies germs of disease and saves sickness. Cures
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03
THE GOOD AND THE BEAU
TIFUL.

The good is always beautiful;
handsome is which handsome does;
and, although of all other things be-
reft. yet if we possess goodness, the
beautiful will never forsake us. Be-
lief in the good and beautiful is
great pleasure, but the doing of
good is the greatest of all blessings,
enhances the charms of life, makes
wretchedness and misery fly from us,
and doing good maketh all things
beautiful. All things which are
good ought to be done quickly if
not, it frequently happens not to be
done at all the more good we do
the more readily we are melted to do
the same again, and with increased
and ever increasing enjoyment, and
the more frequently practiced makes
one still more in love with the good
ly and beautiful act ssGive to him
that asketh thee, and from him that
would borrow of thee turn not thou
away
''Hard was their lodging, homely was their
food,
For all their luxury doing good.
Every one that does good to an
other does also good to himself, moi
only in consequence, but in the very
act of doing it: for the conscience
of well doing is ample reward. There
is no safety but in doing good, ane
il men could understand it and would
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03

~ The best family pill made-TIawley's Stomach and
Liver Pills. 25c. Pleasant in action and easy take