Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-10-29
ALL SORTS.

STARTING TO RUN TO THE FIRE.-It was in Low
ell, Mass. An alarm of fire sounded, and the
engine rapidly driven out of the engine house.
One of the horses took fright, pranced wildly about
and ran the engine against the brick door-frame.
Chief Engineer Hosmer severely bruised and
two of his ribs were broken. For three weeks the
physicians doctored him. Then friend brought
him some PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER. On being
rubbed with this, he was soon well. Best liniment
in the world
The worse for ware--a careless servant.
The HEAD AND EYE.-Since last October have
suffered from acute inflammation in my nose and
head-often in the night having to get up and in
hale salt and water for relief. My eye has been
twice, for week at a time, so could not see. 1
have used no end of remedies, also employed doc
tor, who said it was impure blood-but I got no
help. used Ely's Cream Balm on the recommen-
daton of friend. l was faithless, but in few
days was cured. My nose now, and also my eye, is
well. 1t is wonderful how quick it helped me.
Mrs. GEORGE S. JUDsoN Hatford, Conn.
1t is not liquid snuff, and is easily applied.
Only so cents package.
Nothing is made in vain, although they are lots of
maiden vain
He that prays harm for his neghbor, begs a curse
upon himself" He that recommends Kidney Wort
to his sick neighbor brings blessing rich and full
both to his neighbor and himself Habitual costive
ness is the bane of nearly every American woman.
Every woman owes it to herself and to her family to
use that celebrated medicine, Kidney Wort
| cutaway jacket is the proper costume for an
elopement.
The Diamond Dyes for family use have equals
| All popular coors easily dyed, fast and beautiful
10 cents package.
When poor widow finds load of wood left gra
tuitousy at her door, she conclude that she has
| struck tender chord somewhere.
EPILEPSY ENTIRELY CURED.-Prof. Irving B
Smith, of Pike, N Y, makes the following state
ment: "Samarltan Nervins has entirely cured m,
| of epileptic fits"
1t is related singular fact that fat men neve
commit crime. 1t doesn't seem so singular whel
you reflect that it is difficult for fat man to stool
| to anything low.
By contracting a severe Cough and Cold, wa
compelled to give up my daily work and keep t.
the house. A nelghbor recommended me to try
bottle of DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup; it procure
and used: to my establishment relief was instants
neous. EDw. W. CLAYTON, Waverly, Nd.
A fellow who married poor girl said he marie
her to take of her, but now when he stayed on
late at night she took hair of him.
That weak back or pain in the side or hips yo'
will find Immediately relieved when Hop Ilaste
is applied 1t strengthens the muscles, giving til
ability to do hard work without suffering. TAX
none but this, 'tis sure.
4 lady being asked by rich bachelor: "If NJ
yourself who would you rather be?' replied ver
sweetly and modesty, ''Yours truly
Postmaster Samuel A Hewitt of Monterey, Mich
delivers himself in this wise: ''For colds, burn
sore throat, and rheumatism, Thomas Electric Q
cannot be beaten. say keep it up to the standar
and it will satisfy the people. shall send for
supply soon.'
A New York engraver recently made this mi
take: sMr. and Mrs. respectfully reque
your presents at the marriage of their daughter
KAHoKA, Mo-. Feb. 9, 1880.
; purchased FIVE bottles of your Hop Bitters
Bishop Co., last fall, for my daug liter, and
pleased with the Bitters. They did her more go
than all the medicine she has taken for six years.
VIM. I. MCCLURE.
G The above is from very reliable farmer, who
daughter was in poor health for seven or eight yea
n ters She is in as good health as any person
the country. We have large sale, and they a
5 making remarkable cures. W. II. BISHOP & C
= When bank suspends in Kansas, they take
4 manager to neighboring tree and serve him in
same manner. "a simple remedy, and we belle
j IN its efficacy" says local journal.
It MEN OF ORLEANs.-There is more ignorar
manifested in the treatment of Horses than is sho
in any other way Care is exercised in selecting
, good shoeer but when sick all sorts of compour
m are given, some of them without comm
sense. Beware of such advice and medicine e,
!, if administered gratis. Rayworth's Condition Pr
ders is the prescription of experienced veterna
1t is pure medicine, including remedies adapted
reach all the organs of the body, revvng, renewi
20 restoring 1t is considered the best general tr(
ment that can be made In pound papers 25 Gel
at At all the stores.
~ A Chicago boy has brilliant artistic career
[v fore him. He has already reached the highest t
y and his mother has been compelled to use burg
)y proof safe to preserve her preserves
Mt Another Waltham citizen, Mr.. E. p Morry, v
:. II. j. johnson, druggist, says: sEIis's Sps
az Cure cured my horse of weak knees and Stoc
ne Legs"
MS Ungratefulness is the very poison of manhood
~ From Groton, Mass, Mr.. VIM. S. Carr, write
follows: "Ellis's SPAWN Cure has cured my no
he He very lame with ringbone." Try it.
u- 1t is with narrow-soued people as with narr
necked bottles; the less they have in them,
more noise they make in pouring it out.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The yoltaic Belt
he Marshall. Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated /