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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

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me people OF The place to eSpend s50OO Tor
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mere "cf1 some sleighs run mere Thanks
SWING Jay hhu every uay slncc men inc
sln9c mace us nrst mp on runners December
llth, ana mas not used wheels since. Inc
Slelshihg IS quite INN ~ present
The Addison county Temperance society
have sent two lecturers here within a week
or two, who have gwen two fine lectures
Saturday evenings.
Aildlebury was well reprcsenled here nv
two or three who were intoxicated, and then
skipped town leaving their hotel bills unpaid.
Sheriff Dunshcc will probably do some mis-
sionary work at Mddlcbury.
+. w. Moves ba; In his possession an owl
rather smaller than the ordinary bird of a
tan color They arc said to be ycry rarc
here lie was captured abou, two miles
from the village.
streets in regard to school matters for some
'.,'o, nnu la'',ci warm '''ic Mns antlc'lu-
~ ~ ~ w. a.i'u . ''i.e'ans 'ay ..ou's'
,',0,u ma' ;''i ~, o1nn
n',I '"' zen iu''eu va 'no i,sl "oou' ~
h"uea oa% ,na " nxrorsn 80 r,,nmins ,
of the school the Fall and Wint, r
terms. Til re sill remained about $500 ia
| the treasurer, and clllecin,'s hands. II was
voted that a tax of Is cents. amounting 10
,bpul ss6D Tor maintenance of the sn,inC
term aud for necessary repairs, be
cviei. 1t was also voted TO place
the collector under $1,000 bonds for
silr iu.'lliui performance vi o,nEi ihe
I i ~ oiiiccrs were eiectI,i houtIa'or'
iiT l,i'i raI' c9nlhi I -. Dosmo''u' o.
Munsill sn1,,or Horace FAR cl,rk W
| ~ Nr.,;h,m c,llcctor II p Sbrryin
| 7, ia, dim Me- N.o1,o -, 90 pr;s,ol ~ 60,
tba, in Tho nr,n,it,ve c,nd,tinn ~ sandal.
s.hnnl ,v-,li Of az vc,rs ao, ,h,r,. 700
no org inzttion of the SuuIhy-school until
,,''o e ", if',;a, ' 81,
no,h s,h. 'J 40 ,oiote. e., ""m s"' W,
irh,r ", ,. aa ~, a,, ~ NY e"i'
-. H. %, , ~ 80 ". ..'i'i no'
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''', -. 800 - '''U
CORNWALL
Dcl. \. j. Benedict and family are soon
| to locate in Amherst, Mass, where their son
WING Will hnISi ms cllieSe euuc itioh. lhey
| wiz oc niucl "'lS'c' y! 'hcir ue'S"Oors anu
hiny fIcuus'
'' ~. n,ou ',i' a,'' us ."i
the pulpit is t. he supplied by Mr. Jones, a
student in Mid !lebury college, for "A few
weeks.
b. ). Field has 50 far recovered from his
recent injury as to he out upon the streets
again.
Ms A. ninrhan, WIN b,s Laen very
.i.i' IN, \ 800 o,i1 nnd ,hor,o,is,, =
no,y .",ri,, i,,nrov;n,, 50
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
H. Smith. New Haven, Conn, financial

J. II. Smith. New Haven, Conn, financial
agent.
IL. B. Langdon, proprietor Of the Cottage
Hotel at West Randolph, and formerly Of
New Haven, died suddenly Of pneumonia Of
430 p. m. Sunday.
At It's annual meeting March 81, school
district No. 9 in Chelsea, the village district.
elected the following olllccls: Moderator,
Geo Il. stow; clerk, Mark IT, Corwin
treasurer john Il. Bacon collector, Chas
L. Godfrey; auditor, J. A. X. Corwin; pru.
dental committee, Story ~ Goss, John b.
Atwood, W. II. II. Hall. 1t was voted to
have the pupils of the district instructed bv
teachers procured by Chelsea academy
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
LAMOII.LE COUNTY.
Johnson.

The Oldest inhabi,ant never saw snow like
what we have this spring for depth. There
are places where 1t is ten feet deep in the
middle of the road and no signs of a
thaw.
We've got TO miss Uncle Toms Cabin. :"
They 20 right by and pitch their tents at
MorIisvills, Why is it that wo can never
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
THE WATERBURY WATCH.

We have taken special pains to ascertain the
exac; facts in regard to thus somewhat famous
watch, and we are satisfied that far from being a
mere toy. 1t is substantial and useful article. At
first we were disrustful, as doubtless many OF our
readers will be- thinking 1t impossible that really
the sIngularly low price Of $500. leading
unconditional paper that offers this watch rs a
premium says oflt I'VE have not only inquired
carefully Of those who have disposed OF scores OF
the watches, but have taken pains to visit the
factory at Waterbury, Conn, personally inspecting
the establishment In all It's various departments
and we have become convinced from the character
OF the men engaged in lts manufacture, the amount
OF capital invested, and the general verdict In
regard to the watch, That we are doing our SUBJ
sccbers a real favor in Offering 1t as premium.
About two hundred and seventy-fvc hands are
employed in the factory, and 1t turns out eight
hundred ,ratches day' while we do not suppose
the Waterbury TO stand quite on aplr with a wat n
that costs from $50 to 800, we are nevertheless
convinced that it will compare fayorahly with
what are called the lower priced silver watches.
and that many who shall come to own 1t will he
surprised a, lts accuracy As a ,ime-keopnr. Tie
case Is OF nicke-siver. looks precisely Ike silver
and will wear a. 1t looks. The watch Is stem.
winder and each one IS accompanied with ell
needed directions as to It's use"
Following is n picture Of the Waterbury watch.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

Postmaster. General Howe is the first
since the death of Secretary of War Rawlin'
In 1869 The following are mentioned a
possible candidates for the vacancy: First
Assistant po'tmastcr-G. nerul Uatton, Chaun
cy /. Filiey of Missouri, ex.Congr, ssman
Buttorworth nj Ohio, ex-senator Window
and tie Hon. john C. New. The only othcl
pos,master-genera who died in the service
was Aaron V. Brown of Tennessee March
9, 1859. 1t is mentioned ls u singular coin
cidence that siuce May last ex.Postmaster-
Generals Denuison of Maryland aud Jewell
have died.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
EASTERN VERMONT.


| Many towns with far less enterprise in
other respects pride themselves upon III
observauce OF Decoration Day. IL has been
MACY years since tins town has made any
move In That Infection, but with little effort
on lhepdrt Oh a It" oi the prominent c.tlzcns,
he oeai heroes might be honoIed inamanner
mat would GO great credit 10 the Town
| Easter Sunday was generally observed at
| the churches in this town
Quite a large party Of ladies and gentlemen
| Started tor Dakota, Monday.
The death Of II. ). I.angdon which was
announced in the FREE Press, Monday, was
very sudden. lie had been confined to his
room for several days with severe cold, but
was not considered dangerously Ill until sat
urday, when the doctors pronounced it pueu-
mona, from which he died Sunday alter
noon, at the age of fifty years, He was
ploni';ent iai' i, "nu s'leep Ia'set ior man!
| four years ago, he commenced the hotel bust
ness in that town, and two years ago bought
the Cottage hotel, OF which he was proprle-
tor at the time Of his death. The funeral
| will probably be held Wednesday and his
remains will be taken to New Haven for
uurIal with Masonic honors He leaves a wife
and near relatives to mourn his sudden
death.
s,o,hor Nova. If Trrhr;d,, s,a,os ,,,, :,
~ Gays III Miicn tnu mercury was III zero
" pc'o"' out 'ta. III tne Pns' iou, months
..cre his oecn W NV no u"ys III "h'cii
W iiie' M"s oV.oM Hcto' nuu ,ou,.coh VI
'nesc /" 'he 'i'o'i'i VI -t'teu ny ht. .No9css
measurement thrfe mas laileh niue more
van eisu. ''o' u SUI" s'noc ''1 i''n VI 'us'
->o'eliioei'
a. ii. Beedlc has sold his grocery and
meat business to parties from Proctorsvlle
who will take possession April 10Th.
Ar ,bn s,bonl meetin, Tues1av oveninr
lanes uuIchinson was chosen moderator
and A A smith cIerk The rrnort of The
committees and ,rctsnrcr we're heard anil ac.
cen,nd WIN Il Wall was chosnn commit.
10 lVn, II DuEnis ,roasuror q ~ Rnrnns
col.c,nr T. y Tnhaw ,,,d,tnr
0"NN'''' '
Randolph
At the last annual town meeting Randolph
voted to adopt the town system Of schools.
Later special town meeting was called to
resclnd the vote. The meeting was held on
he 90 and has adjourned without rescind-
Ing the vote, aud the Town system oil schools
VIII now go on III tnis town lor me next hVe
years IL Is po."olG ny 'hat liuic, MI Tue
to"ns ~ ~, VIC 1'a,G mr oe uN'''' '""' ''''"
y "N' W Wv
-
Asrsricious Io,kirg ipdividua, rcyis,erod
., a., hp,,i IN IarI,yj'.l, snnrt viii, etn
az Wv, W" e'' lardInrd susn.ci"r ina, hc VS.
a aua, Wy ",'loI;a, oyln,;"s1 ,ha ny,rcoa,
u ,''hio,, W. 'ft ~ ~. co','r,on ad sonnd in
w., "nr nic %e ar'j Iit Of hur 'I,r,s t'o,s
TINS ri, infnrma,ion was Unmarried IN the voung
i, .,' ~ ~, 'hn ,,i,a,' and ,hev nnder,1,k ~ |
,''u VI ~ mas 80. ,,t |
,na,, s"p ~' ond h,ealinr into the M,ih
onisr chnrrh to,k n small organ 10 piecrs
and succeeded in transporting it, in sections,
to the depot, where he had il checked for ST. |
Johnsbury. Some young men examined the
package, however anu lounu OUT what IL
was The burglar fearing arrest lett town
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

1t is stated that tie Marquis of Lorne, upor
his return to England from Canada, will be
, raised TO the pserage.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
GIsANB ISLE COUNTY.
PIea.ant Occnsion nt South Hero,

A pleasant occasion was the gathering OF a
few friends at the dwelling house of Deacon
Lanton on his s7th birthday on Saturday,
the Gath. Although more reach that age now
than formerly, the average age of mortals
being greater than it used to be, it Is still an
interesting event, especially when a man re-
tains his intellectual visor as Mr.. Landon
does, aud 10 81 great degree his physical
powers also. HIS beautiful spo,ess silver
hair is Grown Of glory, though worn with
singular modesly. Ills health failed him in
early manhood, and yet his active life has
been prolonged until ouly one besides him OF
his fathers house Remains viz, John 5.
LandJn, who has not reached his three-score
and ten. Very pleasant was it for his friends
to congratulate the venerable Deacon, and TO
express the wish lhu he may be permitted
To complete century Of happy earthly life,
before lie enters the Heavenly. How the inter-
rsls Of our community TO which he Is lever
ready to contribute would faic aud what
the Congregational church, of which he has
been un officer 80 years, would do without
MIN, is u question the answer to which We
nope may be yet long delayed. His only son
E. ii. Landun If AlUurgh with part Of his
family was present, ald the daughter who
Url .httns the evcning0f his life He has but
one other daughter, Mrs John W. Brown Of
Milton. We do well 10 houor the aged. The
generation that fails TO do this, is dead, or
dying. o. u. W.
AIburah.
The ground is still thickly cover.d with
snow and the slcighing is good, We have
nud about 10 days Of thevery best of sleigh
ing with prospect of considerable longer
period, making the longest period of s,iih-
ing for many years. Owing 10 tho large
amount of wire fences along the highway,
some of which have been built by the town,
the roads have been but little Grifted and the
slcigAing has Teen good since the first OF
December. The snow now remaining on TIL
ground so lat in the season, with no thaw
during the Winter, will be good ior the mead
ows, pastures and Winter grain.
A large gang of men are at work on the
Lamoille Valley Extension railroad, The
lard appraiser has been on and settled with
part of the parties through whose land the
road is to run. The prospect is that they
will effect settlement without calling on the
commissioners.
An oyster supper was held ut the residence
of Pardon Deuels, Wednesday evening the
2Sth inst, for the benefit of the Congrega-
tional society.
II. A. Hawlcy, the station agent at this
place, is absent on weeks vacation,
There is considerable sickness in town.
William llouslnger has been confined TO his
bed for several DAYS with disease of the heart
and Dr. Patton remains about the same, with
but little hopes entertained Of his recovery.
George Erwin is quite low with cOmplica-
lion of diseases, and there are several other
cases Of mumps, whooping coughs, pneu.
monia, colds etc.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

WAsHiNGroS, D. G., Mlrch 90. - The
comnlrolcr OF the currency has authorized
the klliugton National Bank of Rutland
VI, 10 begin business with a ca2talof 500.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

Not only do We present grand.chance for boys
everywhere TO secure watch, nut we anticipate a
quick and general response to this ohcr, especially
among the farming population. The watch is lust
Man! business men and others are already carry
Ing 1t who are perfectly able to have a hundred
dollar watch and here Is an easy chance TO secure
IT, We offer ii 10 any old subscriber on paying iyi
his own paper . year in advance and sending Four
NEW NAMES gih 1900 each, or TO any on. who sends
US FIVE new NAMES ,rih 800 each. Each watch /,
put up In a stuffed box, satin lined, and can be SEM
through the mail with safety, though all who car
conveniently take It at our lunler should 10 so
charge OF &c cents postage and registration fee
We also offer the watch for sale at the regular
price a. 90 each, and will forward 1t by mail In
reg stored package for that sum, the same as il
1t were sent as premium.
Soliciting for the FREE PRESS ough, TO be com
paratvely asy. Since its enlargement last July
1t Is the largest and cheapest paper in vermont
1t has never before been so attractive. It should
find welcome in every home in the northern
half Of the State II Is full to the brim Of interest
ing reading and has a department Tor every mem
Der Of the household. Send for a sample copy
free.
The Farmers Annual Handbook
will be given for one new subscriber or TO any
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
NORTHERN VERMONT
East ncrlS shire.

Mr. Ashbcl Sykes has been confined 10 his
house the last week with pneumonia, Luz
hopes are entertained of his recovery in
few DAYS.
a regular sugar snow commenced falling
Tuesday aud the farmers commenced t.
break into Their sugar woods and some of
them to tap their trees, sap Starring a
little In some places.
Mr.. Ii, E. Lewis has loaded and shipped
three cars of butter tubs from this railroad
station the past week, One car co ltained over
five thousands tubs.
This village is without doctor. Cherc is
fair opening for one here, there being nonc
nearer than five miles.
Mr.. f. b. Smith, from Enosburri, has
bought what Is call, d the Shepard place
containing about two acres Of land paving
S1l15 FIR the same. He intends TO put him
up nice house, it is said
~ COW belonging to Martin Chambcrlin
of lbiny, ieccutly gave birth TO three
handsome calves, which are alive aud
happy.
Albert g. Soulc, whose funeral was held
in Fui field the 2lst instant, was for many
years an lnllueutial and respected citizen ui
| that town. He succeeded his father as town
| cielk and had held the Office eighteen years
at h 5 death. lie was II naive of Fairfield
and was II years of aye. During his earlier
| years he vas in business at St. Albaus W.
IL, Fmrchild Las been appointed as town
clclk by the seleclmen for the balance of the
| year.
What Is known as "mumps" have been
prevailing in Fairfield and a good many are
suffering.
Sleishug continues frs-class We have
had one hundred and twenty days to
date.
bradley harlow Becomes Canadian.
ST. AfBANs, VT, March 2?-IIon. Brad
ley Barlow president of the Southeastern
railroad has taken up his legal residence in
Mcntr, nj as Il result OF tue contest with the
St. Adams authorizes over taxes His aC-
| ton cxCitus much comment.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
Frauds at BraitIeboro.

WAsnISoToY, d. c., March 2G.-The
posoilicc department, to-day, debated that
The Carbon chemical company OF Brattlcboro,
VT. are conduc in5 a hcme through the
mails by fraudulent representations aud pro
mics. and postmastcrs are directed to Dis.
continue tic delivery of money orders Or reg.
istcrcd letters to the firm.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
SOUTHERN VERMONT.


Frank Gallagher, John N Clinton and
Frank McCiin,un, who were arrested here
Friday last on writ in favor Of Henry
Barrill, gave bail Tuesday and were rceas-
cd by Sheriff Amsden. They had not been
committed TO Jail, but remained here since
their arrest.
An inquest IS to be held here By Justice 7.
H. VIM, by request Of the sclectmcn, TO az.
cceitaiothc facts in relation to the death Of
Mrs. Austin, who was run over ndkllcd by
loo motive, last Saturday evening. The
hearing commenced Wednesday.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

A three-years-old son of Rodney Wiley,
of Roxbury, fell and broke his leg. A
little daughter of Mr.. Sheenan, of the same
place, fell while playing in a barn, and
died subsequently from the injuries re-
ccived.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

Michael McCabc, an employe of John
Smith, was killed on East mountain, Man
chester, by falling tree, recently. He came
from Ireland less than year ago and was
! intending to return in tho spring.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
WASHINGTON COUNTY.


church, Tin othy p. Redacld, j. W. Ellis,
Charles Dewey, Fred F. Smith, Hiram At
kins, Edward Dewey, Louis p. Gleason,
George +, Taplin, and ii, n. Taplln, Jr
were elected vest,ymen, and Hon Charles
Dewey and Col Fred +. Smith are the war
dens for the ensuing year. Hon Timothy
p. Redfeld, Hiram Atkins, Ii, n. Tapln,
Jr, and Fred f. Smith were elected dele
gates to the diocesan convention, with Charles
Dewey, L. ID. Blackwell, George +. Taplin
and Willard Holden us alternatcs, -Four
hundred dollars were collected during the
morning service at Easter, eighty dollars
more than the vestry asked for.
waterbury.
One hundred and twen,y-nne days of con-
tinuous slcighing.
Fred Graves and Miss Amelia House were
married Wednesday evening by Rev. 5. ii.
Wheeler at the house of G.. II. Atherion uncle
ofthe bride. They omitted the wedding tour
and went directly to the house OF the bride
groom Mr. aud Mr.. Athcrton presented
the bride with gold watch and chain. MIR.
Graves had several pieces of silver ware
from friends at Washington, ID. {. There
were other presents from friends at Water
bury too numerous to mention
Two other weddings occurred this week
Mr. Russell to Miss Mary Bruce and Miss
Martha King to Mr.. Frank +. King of South
Burlington.
Daniel d, Woodward has sold his farm
near the Falls to Mr. Pixcy and has moved
into the house formerly occupied by Mrs.
Pineo
Mrs. John Farewell OF Montpelier Is visit
ing Mrs. Carter her mother and is very fee.
Ill, fran On uttuals pf pnrnlrSia
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

will be given for one new subscriber or TO any
one who sends 25 cents extra for his own subscrlp-
ton. For particulars see advertisement of the
book in another column.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30
Bristol.

George Green of Lincoln, is very low with
an attack Of pneumonia.
Mrs. NJ. L. Bell is very slowly improving,
but is not able to sit up but little while In
the evening.
Rev. Mr.. Spearc of Midllebury. gave u
very Interesting temperance lecture IN the
NJ. L. church, Friday evening, to n very
fair sized audience.
A meeting was held the other evening in
Gouette's saloon of the veterans of the late
war, to make arrangements for the organiza-
ton of G. A, Il. Post A committee was
appointed TO see II a suitable hall could be
procured, for regular meetings should the
organization be perfected.
Several houses are to be erected this COM
ing season. They are badly needed, MS
there is not house in the village that can be
rented.
Capt. John Lonnergan of Lincoln, has re-
ceivcd pension with back pay amounting
to $1,000. Arson L. Wright OF this town re-
ccived nearly $1,000 few days ago,
An auction is held on the street nearly ev-
cry afternoon Willard Daniels officiating
Many were In town Saturday, and the
merchants all report good trade.
Quarterly meeting services in the NJ. +,
church, Sunday The presiding elder was
present.
Easter was obse' we'd by the Bap,isis, who
had very fine cx' rcIso In their house. There
were no special Wees in the NJ. L. church,
although Presiding Elder Noe preached a
sermon appropriate to the day.
John Partch of New Haven is to move into
part of DR.. Primes house on North street
DR.. Dodge of Lincoln vas threatened with
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

At the last annual town meeting Randolph
voted to adopt the town system Of schools.
Later II special town meeting was called to
resclud the vote. The meeting was held on
he 20 and has adjourned without rescind-
ing the vote, aud the Town system of schools
will now go on in this town for the next five
years. 1t is PROBABLE by that time, all the
towns in the State will be under that system
by act of the Legislature.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

don Grafton, Memory is power E. Z.
Miller OF Saranac Lake, n. Y classical ora.
lion, The contest between 4E,chyl us and
SopL1cics," james Ten Brooke OF Panton.
Fine music by the Howard orefa house or
chestra OF Burlington was intcrsprrsed
After the exhibition the annual junior ball
took place, good number of couples rarti.
cputin.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-03-30

Following is a picture of the Waterbury Watch
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-10
ON WIMMIE's RIGHTS.


The following are the opening sentrn
ces of the adde's on this subj sct 10y Mira,
Skinner.
Miss President. feller women, aud male
irash gererNlly--I am here today for The
purpose of discussing womau's rights, re.
cussing her wrongs and cussiEg tn, men
believe the sexes Were created perfect
ly eq1al. with the woman little NOR.
equal than the man.
l also believe that the world to-day
would be happier if men neyer ,xistea.
As a success man is a failure, aud
,bauk my stars my mother was a woman.
/ [Applau.l
not OILY mnint'in these principles,
! but maintain g suiltless husband besides
They say man WAS created first. Well
| suppose he was. Amt FIRST experiment,
alwG, failures? Ill was betting l would
bet 50 % they are.
/ The only decent thing abnut him pn,
a rib. and that went to make something
better.
And they throw in our faces about tax.
| ing an apple. ! II bet five dollars Adam
boosted her mp the tree, and then only
gave her the core. [Great applansel
Aud what lid he do when he was found
on? True to his masculine instinct. he
sneaked behind Ewes Grecian Bend and
/ said, "'Twisn't me, twas her." and wo
man has since had to father everybhinp
ID mother it too.
What We want is the ballot; Ve or,
Z bound tn haNe il it We have to let do "a
onF back hair aud swim ia a sea OF glrs,
[Sen-atioal