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A puLL.HEapgn LAWYER.

EDO you know the prisoner well %
asked the attorney
"Never knew him sick" answered The
witness.
No levity," said the lawyer, sternly.
Now, sir, did you ever see the prisoner
at the bar ?"
Took many drink with him at the
bar"
"Answer my question, sir, yelled the
lawyer. a" How long have you known the
prisoner ?"
From two feet up to five feet zen
inches"
"Will the Court make the -"
81 have, Jedge," said the witness, an
ticipating the lawyer; Il have answered
the question. l knowed the prisoner when
he was boy two feet long and man five
feet ten. :"
i" Your Honor -"
Its fact, Jedge Pm under oath, " per-
sisted the witness.
The lawyer arose, placed both hands on
the table in front of him, spread his legs
apart, leaned his body over the table, and
said
"Will you tell the Court what you
know about this case ?"
THAT amt his name, replied the wit.
ness.
What amt his name ?"
Cease"
"Who said it was ?"
"You did. You wanted to know what
l knew about this case. His names Smith ="
"Your Honor" howled the attorney,
plucking his beard out by the roots, twill
you make this man answer"
Witness" said the Judge, "you must
answer the questions put to you.
Land o Goshen, Jsdge, hain't ] been
dom it? Let the blamed cuss fire away.
I'm all ready"
"Then, said the lawyer, "don't beat
about the bush any more. You and the
prisoner have been friends +"
" Never" promptly responded the wit
ness.
What? Wasn't you summoned here
as a friend ?"
"No, sir; I was summoned here as a
Presbyterian. Nary one of us was ever
friends. He's an old-line Baptist, without
drop of Quaker in him."
Stand down, yelled the lawyer, in
disgust.
"Hey ?"
"Stand down."
Cant do it. I'll sit down or stand
up"
''sherif, remove the man from the
box"
Witness retires, muttering: "Well, if
he amt the thick headedest cuss l ever
laid eyes on. ~ Utica Observer.
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THINGS THAT NEVER DIE.

II never dies-a mothers holy love
Strengthens with every Ill that may betide;
In every phase Of life its waters move
With current strong, and fath0mless and wide.
From the heart other flames may rise,
And while they seem as warm, and grand an
high,
The incense of one lives to reach the skies
mother's tender love can never die.
They never die-the songs Of other DAYS,
The unstrung harps all covered Ger with dust
Are In some rambling st1rehouse LAID away,
With many other wrecks of love and trust;
at eyentide, when all around is still,
Each harp throws of the dust with gentle sigh,
And voices long since hushed our chambers i'll
With songs of other days that never die.
1t never dies-the memory Of wrong
Done TO an innocent aud trusting heart;
Though outwardlJ it seemeth.weli and strong,
pain is there which never can depart;
Time DER the spot may weave fairnew skin,
And every trace be hidden from the eye;
But all the agony IS closed within.
And wounds thus healed never known to die
They never die-the kindly deed and word
Given to the needy without Pomp and pride;
Sooner or later they reap their reward
Who pass not over to the other side;
And crumbs thus east upon the sea Ut life
May not return as man is sailing Ger;
But when he rests from agony and strife,
He'Il find the leaves upon the other shore,
1t never dies-the bow of promise set
Ia every landscape, be it bleak or fair;
There's hope for all upon life's billow yet,
For Gods own hand had placed the token there I;
Though overwhelming storms OF wind and rain
Chase every sunbeam from the pilgrims sky,
After much peril twill CLEAN forth again,
For rainbows come and go-but never die.
They never die-the moon, and stars, and sun,
Have shown upon the wicked and the just
Since Gods most glorious handiw0Tk was done,
And men arose so mighty |. ON the dust;
For when we close cur eyes upon this world,
To open them in heaven by-andbye,
The sau G blue banner there will be unfurled,
With sun, and moon, aad stars, That never die.
Mrs E. o. Jewell
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SOLID AND Hollow Iron COLUMNS. =
A confusion of ideas is sometimes found
among practical men respecting the COM
parative strength of solid and hollow pill.
lars. One hears it often said, saws the
Building Meas, that q hollow pillar is
stronger than solid one. Now this is. as
one able authority has pointed out, not
absolutely the case; it is perfectly true,
that, comparing the strengths of two pill
lars of the same hight and diameter, one
solid and the other hollow, the latter has
the advantage of being economically
stronger. The fact is, the solid column is
stronger than the hollow of the same ex-
ternal diameter; but the lesser area is
more effective than the greater, because the
central portions of the solid pillar are
less useful in resisting the bending
force than the metal in the circum-
ference OF the hollow pillar. But if the
quantity of material in both the solid and
hollow pillar of equal hight is the same, the
hollow pillar is by far the stronger. A
simple geometrical construction will enable
any one to understand this fact, by ena-
blipg us TO proportion hollow column OF
the same area as that OF a solid one, by one
of the diameters being given. 1t Is shown,
in fact, that hollow columns Of the same
area of metal as solid one may be male
to any larger diameter, their strengths In
ereasing proportionstely till limit ia
reached by the shell of the metal becoming
too thin to insure sound casting. Taking
an example from Downing's work, hollow
pillar nine inches in external diameter.
having an internal diameter of 5 062 inches.
aud thickness of metal of AT of an inch,
or about one-half an inch, is five and one
half times stronger than solid pillar with
the same quantity of metal. A thickness
Of one-half an inch may be regarded as a
practical limit in manufacture.
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A Chance for Bald Heads-Their Day of
ReIiYeranee Has IlaMned.

This is the age of wonders wonders in sci
ence, wonders in mechanism, wonders in
everything. Il has been said that the man
who causes two blades of grass to grow where
only one grew before is public bsnefactor.
WHAT, then, shall be said OF the man who
causes full and luxurious crop of hair to
grow upon the barren and shining pates OF
the large army of bald heads, who have well
nigh dsspsired of ever having natural cover
ing for their heads again. What place, 10 a
word, shall be assigned to the discoverer Of
Carboline? Shall he not have conspicuous
niche 10 the Temple OF Fame, and stand first
among the benefsctors of his race To impart
new life and vigor to the dormant enersie= of
diseased scalp; to give strength and full
ness to weak and struggling growth of hair
to BRING back the natural color and gloss to
bleached and faded locks, are 10 ordinary
achievements, since chemists and therapsut-
lists have sought in vain TO accomplish them
for centuries. All honor, then, to the discov-
erer Of the new hair Observation-Disclosures
and let one and all join in expressing higher
appreciation Of the uses and possibilities of
that wonderful product of petroleum, which
contains the elements that work such mysse-
rious and gratifying changes. Kennedy &
Co., Special Agents. Pittsburg, Pa. Sold by
all druggists
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AN ExpI1cIF RECIPE.

Old Mrs. Jones borrowed Mrs. Brown 8
recipe for making watermelon pickle the
other day, and, being hard of hearing, as
she couldn't see to read very well. she got
her grandson jake TO read it for her.
jake took the paper like dutiful child,
and holding it upside down, commenced {:
"Take green watermelon"
"Why, jake, amt you mistaken? l
thought the melon must be ripe"
''0h, what's the matter. wild yew? Gew
ever see a watermelon that wusn't green ?"
"Cut the watermelon into four halves"
''But there amt only two halves to any,
thing. don't believe you are reading
that, jake"
Well, don't have to. Anyhow that's
what the reset says. Then soak it in a
pint cup"
sob, dear me How in the world can
you put watermelon in pint cup ?"
We'll, amt here to tell the whereases
and the howfores. Pm just reading the
facts, and you can put in the flosofee to
suit your taste. After soakin' the melon
put in skillet and fry it fur five days"
Sc 1 wonder if Mrs, Brown sent me such
recipe as that ?" said the old lady but
jake kept on
"Then put the watermelon in quart
bowl and pour over it gallon of vine
gar, taking care to not spill the vine-
gar"
I'D Just like TO know how you can
pour a gallon into quart bowl without
spilling any of it," but jake continued /:
"Then sift peck of red pepper through
milk strainer over the melon, and to
one cup of butter add the white and yolks
and shells of three eggs, and throw in the
old hen that laid them, and four sticks of
cinnamon drops and two tablespoonfuls of
quiaiue, and run it through coffee-mill
and let it stand till it ferments, and then
put it in tin can and tie the can to a
dogs tail-this viii stir it up to the right
consisteney-and then you can turn it off
in crooks and have it ready for use.
Serve it cold and spread it on minoe pie
and it makes capital dessert p and
jake Slid out of doors and left the old
lady looking like wrinkle on moau-
ment. Free Press.
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AN EXTRAORDINARY RAZOR

VEAS BEEN INVENTED BY THE QUEENS
III OWN CO. of England. The edge and body
is so THIN and FLEXIBLE as EEYER To Ri :
QUIRE GRINDING and hardly ever setting. 1t
glides over the face like piece of velvet. making
shaving quite a luxury. IT IS CREATING A
GREAT EXCITEMENT in europe among the ex-
perts, who pronounce it PERFECTION. Two dol.
lars 10 buff o han lie three dollars In ivory. very
razor, to be genuine must bear on the reverse side
the name of NATHAN JOSEPH, 64l Clay street,
San Francisco, the only place in the United States
where they are obtained. Trade supplied. Sent by
mail, 10 cents extra, or C. o. d.
THE QUEENS OWN COMPANY, having en-
larged their factory making PEARL and
IVORY CARVING KNIVES, TABLE and POCKET
KNIVES, HUNTING KNIVES and SCISSORS of
the same quality as their marveously wonderful
razor a7-tfWS
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Accidentally Cured Of Consumption.

When death was hourly expected, all RENE.
dies having failed, and DR.. FL. James was
experimenting with the many herbs of Cal
cutta, he accidentally made a preparation
which cured his only child of Consumption.
His child is now in this country, aud enjoy.
this recipe free, only asking two three cent
stamps to psy expenses. Address Craddock
& Co, 1882 Race street, Philadelphia, nam
ing this paapasr.
EMINENT chemists who have analysed DIR.
Prices Cream b liking Powder use it now, and
have used it for years in their own families in
preference to any other, because they find it
free from alum, ammonia, or any hurtful
drug. That it Is the most effective, the
strongest, healthiest and most perfect fruit
acid baking powder made.
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THERE IS BALM FOR EVERY IIL.-H you
are suffering with cnills. malaria or bilious
disorders, Mason & Poilard's Anti Malaria
Pills will neutralize the poison, e1p-l 1t from
the system, invigorate and restore you to
health. Druggists.
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THE headache in my case was one of long
standing, but DR.. Benson's Celery and Cham
omile Pills conquered. &C. T. Rsiner, Ger
man Minister of the Gospel. Leslie, 0. 80
cents. at druggists.
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and business generally throughout he West to the facilities
Of the VALLEY PRESS for doing thoroughly good printing
He viii maintain the eminent reputation long aitaehed to the
house The elegant and perfect printing mot greater
than that which is diszgreeabe - and hand Address
H. A. WEAVER, 5s7 ST., Sacrarnent,s Cal.
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1919 Fulton street, New York.

Thera has never
been on instance in
which this sterling
invigorantand auti-
I, bTile medicinebas
failed to ward fthe
complaint, when
taken duly as a pro-
lection against ma
laris. Hundreds OF
physicians hay
abandoned all the
oficinal specifies,
ana now prescribe
this harmless we've
table tonic for ehiIls
and fever, as well as
dvss epsia and
Gus affections. Hos
te,er's Bitters Is the
5 oecifc YOU nee !.
For salebv alldrug-
gists and dealers
generally.
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GoeIETY BADGES, JEWELS AND CHARMS
! OF every kind, in gold, silver or metal, at Ma
THAN JosEPH'S, GIL CLAW street, SOLE AGENT
IN SAN FRANCISCO for the Universal Badge and
Regalia Co. Workmen's badges in solid gold for
81, 20 .tage free. Single badges c. o. D. Trade
suppIied. a7-tfWS
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"MY wife had fits for 50 years. . says Henry
Clark, Of Fairfield. Mich; Samaritan NeTc.
snc cured her." Your druggist keeps IL
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A Bottle of Samaritan Nerrine enables one
to DEFY asthma, nervousness and general de-
bilitT.
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Crossmsn's specific Mixture

MYTH THIS REMEDY PERSONS CAN CURE
Wv Themselves without the least exposure,
change of diet change in application to business.
The medicine confirms nothing that is of the least
injury to the constitution. Ask your druggist for
Price, 81 bottle. m10-lyWS
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One of the leading industries Of Germany
in the manufacture Of pias.
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1HoRlEYs IMPROVED HORSE AND CATTLE FOOD

us PRONOUNCED BY HORSE AND TURF MEN,
stockholders and breeders, to be the greatest
discovery of this nineteenth century with regard
the improved treatment of animals. AS with the
progress Of enlightment mineral p9isons have ceased
TO be used in the treatment of the human system,
SO THoRLEY'S FOOD supersedes the barbarous
mineral compounds, still TO some extent IN use as
so. called condition powders in treating our dlmes
tic animals Although it has been only some four
years since this celebrated Food first introduced
America, the great sale and unparalleled success
that it has with in all parts Of the Union gives
the proprietors license ana holiness to proclaim TO
the world that the Thorley system Of feejing all
kinds of stock stands unriva ed in the new world as
it does in the DID, and is justly entitled the Great
Discovery OF the age, as the thousands of voluntary
testimonials received by the Company fully corrobo
rate. Sold by the Trade generally. Wholesale by
HAIL. LUssRs st go Sacramento, or
G.. G.. WIChsOS Il CO.,
No s New Montgomery street San Francisco.
m3 3plulTuThS&w1m
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]. E. A e NJ S s,
FOR SALE.

AN INVESTMENT.
200 Acres of Rich Bottom Land,
In Butte County. Renting on lease for
Sc cash rent per acre; has dwelling
and barn, and small orchard. DOES
NOT OVERFLOW.
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HERMAN c. HoTFiLTEH
e0LH AsD sTLYERsMETH,,

NIo. Ieas SIXTH ST., BETWEEN J AND &
IN JewelrY made to order. Old Gold worked over.
RepaiTing specalty. NIT
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MISCELLANEOUS.
California Safe Deposit & Trust Co.,
32s MONTGOMERY ST., SAN FRANCISCO.

California Safe Deposit 6 Trust Co.,
s2e MONTGOMERY ST., SAN FRANCISCO.
Capital :. 100000
DIRECTORS:
J. b. Fry, e. d. Bradley,
g. r. Maedermot, James III Goodman
| Samuel Davis, n. n. " DADS,
| lloyd Tvs. Charles sIain.
| Henry Wadswsrth. Il. G.. Wickershana,
Peter Dean.
VIM. CUNNINGHAM, Secretary
| c. r. THOMPSON. ................T Treasurer
| Qate of Union Trust Company of New York;
TNTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. DEpos-
| its received subject to check or draft at sight
Certificates Of deposit issued. Loans made on
collateral security.
| The Safe Deposit Vault contains 1890 safes, Of
different sizes, which rented at from q $50 per
month, and from SO to 5000 per year. according to
size and location also large general vault for the
care of silverware jewery, trunks and boxes of val
camille houses dodgers, which will be received
delivered at any time during the day night, and
/ personal property OF all kinds.
This Company will act agent of corporations,
estates firms and individuals for the of securi
ties real estate and personal property of all kinds
the collection of interest and rents and will transact
business generally trus zee for property and inter
ess intrusted to its care will hold powers OF attor
ney and make collections and remittances; buy and
sell securities, drafts, exchange, bullion, foreign
money, etc.; make investments and negotiate loans
will at $ executor and administrator of estates,
guardian of Minors etc.; pay annuities, ETC.; will
act as transfer agent registrar OF transfers OF
stock, and as trustee under trust mortgages of in
corporated companies fe10-is3mMWS
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IAPERIsh EGG rood

VNTILL MAKE YOUR HENS LAY-TT KEEPS
w fowls in best condition, and makes poultry
the most profitable stock the farm. When the
Imperial Egg Food is fed according to directions,
sick and dropping chicks will nsyer be seen.
fs' Fry it: Beware of limitations: "a
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SAN FRANCISCO CARDS.

AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS.
Baker q HamiIton-Importers Of Agricultural
lmplements-and Hardware, Agents Of the Benicis
Agr'l Works Junction Market, Pine and Davis SITS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-02-22
COMBINATIONS AND NOMINATIONS.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 2l.-The Senate in execu-
tive session to-day confirmed tho following nomina-
tions:
Lot Wright to be United states Marshal for he
Southern District Of Ohio.
James II. Teller, OF Ohio. to be Secretary Of DAKOTA
Territory.
Arthur l. Thomas, OF Pennsylvania to be Secretary of
Utah Territory.
Also several pOstmasterf.
The President the following nominations to the
senate to-day:
Army-Corps ~ Engineers: Lieuten intC olone Quincy
A. Gilmore 10 ne Colonel; Major william H. Merrill 20
Ice Lieutonant Colonel Captain Andrew y. Damrell TO
be Major; Ca Jtan CGaresJ len 10 he Major Captain
Chares ". Raymond 10 be Major, Frat Lieutenant
Philip w. Price 10 b. Captain; Frst-Lieutenant Francis
v Greene TO be captain; SccOndi JOhn Bldde
20 be First Lieutenant; secOnd-LieutenSnt Harry L.
Hodges Ia be rrtfieutcnnnt.
Captain Louis II. Carpenter. 10Th Cavalry, 20 be Major
9TH Cavalry; Frat-LIeuteuant Richard III. Pratt 10th
Cavalry 10 bo cap ATM second-Licutonant James :.
Joueu ION Cavalry. to be First-beutenant Captain
joan G. white, lat Artillery 10 be Captain 6h Cavalry;
Captain Gilbert +. Oyero1, eta Cavalry, to be Captain
LAT Artlil rs.
AscrnoA Badger to be Collector OF Customs District
OF Sew-Orieans.
John - Rsston TO be Collector OF Internal Revenue,
Fourth District OF Virki iia
Also several pOstnarters.
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WASHINGTON NOTES.

WASHINGTON, Wednesday, Feb. 81, 1888.
TIE ACADEMY SORGHUM REPoRT-The speaker laid
before the House to-day elaborate report from the
vestlgatons and experiments In sorghum raising and
manufacture.
THE DEFICIENCY BILL-The House Committee on APP
preparations 10 engaged In the preparation OF
Deficiency bilthe last Of the appropriation bis-and
will in few days port II TO the House. 1t Will ssgre
gate about $2.000,000.
CONSOLIDATION CUSTOMS DIsTRIcrs.-The House
Committee Appropriations bad under consideration
this morning the Of the secretary OF the
Treasury ~ console customs cOeotion districts IN
various parts OF the country without action the matter
until tomorrow III adopted by the commit
tee IL will be offered amendment to the Civil Ser
vice bill.
The CONSULAR AND DIPLOMATIC BiLL-The Consular
and Diplomatic Appropriation bill agreed % In con-
to-day the oonferces the part OF the House
agreeing all the Senate amendments TO the Dill save
tho item for contingent expenses OF consuates The
House liked the amount ut 100000 and the Senate III
creased it to 900. compromise was made In con-
ference by which IL was placed at $4,000.
INTERNAL REVENUE DIsrRICrs.-Tho subcommittee OF
the Senate Committee on Appropriations W engaged
to-day upon the Legislative Appropriation bill C0mnis
sioner Raum before them aud opposed the PROPOSE
ton incorporated In the bill by the House to reduce tho
number OF internal districts from l20 10 ~
Commissioner Raum stated that the proposed consonda
ton would not lessen the expenses OF collecting the
chinery OF the service which Is now working very
lU
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THE CHICAGO MARKETS.
tBY TELEGRAPH TO THE rRrBUyE.l

CHICAGO, Feb. 21.-Since the failure of J,
" Ayers Sons last Saturday until to-day there has been
nothing really to alarm business people except the flying
about o. sensational rumors. To-day opened badly
however The evil reports concerning Messrs. Preston
Kean Co., which were known to very few In specu-
atye circles last night set at rest by the prompt
the bank in denying and its rankness explain
ing them. The alarm concerning the bank had only
just disappeared when the fact became known that
Messrs W. I. Allen & Co., an old grocery frm had
failed. Spectators and the banks and the men who
lend money to the SPECTATORS under the influence
Of all these rumors.
1t was no surprise to anybody that wheat. and
provisions opened lower than they closed last night
There violent BEARS" perhaps, who expected
the market to fall into panic and who were disap.
pointed when wheat opened at decline OF only 1i2
cents corn at decline OF only b a cent bushe
pork at decline OF only 79 cents BARREL and lard only
cents under last nights figures. Wheat opened weak
May starting at 81 14, then there decline of
cent after the opening that March sold at 81 0 and
May at 81 1919 Just before the close the looked
little steady On the call there a sharp rally,
March selling up to 81 09as, and May to 81 14ss.
These figures were only q liz cents under those Of
twenty-fOur hours The fair weather and large
cepts 426 cars of corn, and advlces OF lower wheat
markets abroad had something to do with the weak
about the different grain pits over $4,000 bushels
OF corn inspected out to-day and will appear as
shipments Tomorrow Corn opened = to cent below
last night declined q to cent further ancnen re-
covered wheat did on the call May sold down to cole
cents but on the call got back and closed at 81 cents
The prOhibltOry edct was passed In Germany to-day
and cable dispatches bouncing the fact were received
by the provision men early In the morning 1t begins
It's operations ia thirty days All the packers declare
that the of this legislation has been discounted and
hbon does not relate lard II Is understood here
There IA pretty good TO believe that Armour and
Of the other big exporters have filed their Euro
pean depot with goods I'm expectation Of the edct pass
Ing Pork opened 7l2 cents under last nights figures,
declined pig zig cents aud closed at SlS 80 for May
Lard opened at n decline OF zig cents, declined 7l2
cents further but up again within pig cents OF