Connecticut western news., 1883-04-18
A JOYFJTL GREETINsl.


 newspaper article, I am ambitious. Having portentous message for all mankind, If it be cordially received, its import truly real iZed and acted upon, shall be considered a worlds benefactor. Could have no higher ambition you will admit.
 A misanthrope of ample means deter mined to end his life by drowning himself. Going to the banks of the canal, found the time not favorable for the purpose, num- Der of persons being in the vicinity, and day light still present. He concluded to walk along the towpath until 1t was dark. While doing so, he heard piteous cries issuing from the door of a hovel near by, and uncon- sciously walked over to the place, and found poor family consisting of mother sur rounded by several children, who told him of their sutfe:ings for food. He took from his pocket his wallet and handed it to the woman, reasoning with himself that he would not need it. The grateful thanks and praises that he received from the recipients of his bounty awoke emotion in his breast, of such a pleasurable character, that he changed his suicidal intent, and decided to live for others. His future life became plete with good deeds-many Q dark home and heart were made bright by his presence.
 We'll, my appearance i'll these columns, springs simply from desire on the part of those 1 represent, to benefit your news-de- vouring race. My province is to help you, your friends, your relations, aye, even your mother -lalo, if that interesting lady be not already far beyond the pale of good intiu- ences.
 I am sent among men 10 bear tidings of a discovery that marks an epoch as important to the health of mankinl as Newton's apple and Franklin's kite were to natural science. The sick, the discouraged, the dejected, the broken down, and the despalrng, may now all find a cure, certain as the Jordan proved to the Syrian lepper. Ut is only necessary, as in the case of that sufferer of old, to fol- lo,O directions.
 The agent which I herald builds up the system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain, and sends pure, invi gorating blood dancing through the arteries to the music of happy laughter.
 The gloomy wornout man of business, by proper use of this wonderful medicine will be enabled to meet trouble and reverses like c man. Then, in perfect health, he will not have abnormal views of the ''Vicissitudes of fortune which spares neither man, nor the proudest of his works, which buries empires and cities in common grave"
 The weak and nervous woman, just able to drag herself, in ''moping melancholy" through duties of the day, may steal the bloom from blush roses, and have eyes as bright and sparkling as the dewdrops nest ling i'll their leaves; and the poor little baby, now disigured with pimples and scabby sores, may be made sweet, cool and whole some aS-"that youngster of Mrs. Blanks, across the way, whose family is always in glow of health." Don't you know the req son? 'No." Then I will tell you. For years your neighbor has neuer been ,Uithout Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
 This remedy is medicine, not a beverage, and is to be taken according to full and per fectly plain directions accompanying each bottle. It is specific, but not patent med icine, and contains no vile narcotics or viler liquor. It is prescription used for years by the well-known physician, Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., whose name is household word in innumerable homes all over our own and foreign lands. The Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and offered to the public by the Worlds Dispen- sary Medical Association, a body corporate, existing by and under the laws of the State of New York: its president is pr. Pierce, the great specialist in chronic diseases. The doctor has devoted the best years of a very busy and wonderfully successful life to the relief and cure of his suffering fellow men and at a time when high political honors lay broadly open before him, Dr. Pierce re- signed his seat ill the Congress of the United States, simply from a sense of duty toward others. His associates i'll the great sanatar- jun represented to the doctor that the i'm mense business of their association de- manded that his personal attention should be paid to the great army of patients crowding upon them from every cline. Dr. Pierce is also the founder of the Invalids' Hotel at Buffalo, N. Y. This establishment, possess ing all the comforts and luxuries of a first
 
 daily attendance of large faculty of emi- nent specialists, whose practice collectively cover the whole field of surgery and chronic diseases. The laboratory in which Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is pre- pared is an object of interest and wonder. 1t has frontage of one hundred feet, depth of one hundred and twenty-five feet, and is six stories high. In thi mammoth and pa latial workshop two hundred persons are constantly employed i'll putting up Dr. Pierce's Medicines.
 While the Golden Medical Discovery s curative effects are almost immediately felt, it is not merely a temporary stimulant, but is as certainly safe and complete cure, in all cases for which it is recommended, as it is that certain misery and death will follow their neglect. pr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery aUiU not cure club feet, will not refurnish armless or legless unfortunates with new and perfect limbs, and it is not guaranteed that even dozen bottles applied to any stray portion of a second hand skele- ton, will develop such member into an ami mate human form divine CD. In brief, it is not asserted that this medicine will, or can, counteract the decrees of Providence. But III all cases where a high state of civilization and cultivation has engendered disease and suffering, whereby Gods natural man has become nervous, artificial being, the Gold en Medical Discovery lUiU poSittcety restore to him the strong, vigorous, self asserting life, from which, almost unconsciously, he had drlfted far, and perhaps hopelessly away. It tS clalmed, and guaranteed, if this medi- cine be used as prescribed, and faithfully persevered in a reasonable time, tt ,UiU per nadnentty cure liver complaint, and the var lous blood disorders consequent upon torpor of the liver, in all their various forms and ramltications, including bronchitis, con sumption, which Is scrofula of the lungs, dyspepsia, costiveness, sick-headache, skin diseases, fever and ague, malaria, and other disorders arising from poisoned or deterior- ated blood.
 This wonderful medicine cures all humors, from the worst scrofula to common blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipelas, salt rheum, diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered by this powerful, purifying and invigorating medicine. Great eating ulcers rapidly heal under its benign influences. Especially has 1t manifested its potency in curing letter, boils, carbuncles, scrofulous sores and swellings, white swellings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged glands. Consumption, which is scrofulous disease of the lungs, is promptly and positively arrested and cured by this sovereign and God-given remedy, if taken before the last stages are reached. For weak lungs, splitting of blood, con sumptive night-sweats, and kindred affec- tlons 1t is a sovereign remedy. For indi- geshon, dyspepsia and torpid liver, or 'bil- iousness," Golden Medical Discovery has no equal, as it effects perfect and radical cures.
 To all suffering from lassitude, weariness, despondency, lack of vigor or ambition, be 1t man, woman or child, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will speedily impart new tone, vigor and life to the whole system. The haggard face will grow round, ruddy, and beam with the expression of long lost con hdence. The step will be firm and elastic, and the relieNed sufferer will once more enjoy in common with fellow men that feeling of proprietorship in earth, air and being, only fully realized by those in perfect health.
 The Golden Medical Discovery will not make drunkards or opium eaters; on the contrary, any unfortunate, driven by trouble, diversity or inherited appetite, to the use of ilsidious stimulants, will find the Discovery of great assistance in efforts to break the chains binding him to a shameful and miser- I>lN