Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-09-15
THE DAILY JOURNAL
NILES cry, MONTANA.
pITH AND POINT.

POSSESSES great healing poaer-ths
cobbler.
TaE latest le.igition: A naturalist
one who catches gna's.
The mean temperature - what dis
gust, nlau with every ciimate.
SHIP Captains ought Ia be good dnnc.
ers, because they are good ssipp"-s.
WHeS tenant wishes To hold bis
dwelling for another Year he releases it.
Tng rhreuoloSist is man who can.
not do las wura we'll ualess he teels
right.
MuRprR on the high G j. a common
occurrence nlAonS u c,r.aIn class vi s,-
prano Singers.
The Empress of Austria wears train
thirty iert long. There are probably
no tain-robbrrs in Austria.
A fAsHIoHABLg young lady, like an
Inexperienced printer, makes great
hustle III correcting her form.
WRBsTsa was an esthetic, bscalse he
enthusiastic ally Says In his dictionary
that the verb ''speak" is too utter.
A MAN can get into good society in
Leadvile If iIe husl't h.l the Ilul.j Jams,
nut he'll have 10 stand beng regarded
rs rather fresh.
CassiaSAc, the French editor, has
fought no duels. He has therefore run
as much risk as man who las played
three games oi baseball.
"Do NOT marry widower," said the
old laly. "a Ready. made iainily is like
"A plate OF cold potatoes" "Oh, I'll
soJn warm them oser," replied the dam
sel; aud S.,c did.
MISS SwIssH.LN says: "If men wore
l,oots 1t Ail The boJis should reach u
the waist and be fastened to belt"
Think OF u man with sr "A boots having
the iim-jams. Great snakes
"No," SAID Mrs. Gooliagton, casting
her eyes over specs to the silhouette of
her lamented Daniel "l can't say as
like 10 see Il man too stout, but Just II
little inclined to petrlancy, YOU know. I"
Issgarb that guil,,ess Of color.
she stsid, with nnll, lI-; e-s ar
A cresiure dumps and oi doors,
bus mos: uudeiJ.a3 fslr:
The iudz oi er gariicnis tel round her,
Revealing tLc curve OF each iHb:
we..-prcp Irtionod and erssstul found her
Ain AN quiz aErll.ag9 thin.
--E',a Wa ~.
"Mns. JoxEs mas sent to borrow my
bonnet, anu l don't wait to loan 1t to
her. What message ,hail / r.turn?"
said lady to her husband. Ihe reply
was clear aud prompt: Tell her sne
has your. good viii, but cannot have
your fixiur s."
"TM not very proud of yonr progress
in school," remarked o New Haven
mother u her sou, who was struggling
along III grade tive. There's Charley
Smart is way ahead Of YOU, and he isn' I
,ls old" ~ know it. Teacher said he u
learned all there was to learn in my
room, anu that left Inc wi .hOut ANY thing
to learn"
In a primary school, not very long
ago, the teacher undertook to convey IL
her pupils an idea of the use Of the n.y.
, phen. She wrotc ON The blackboard
Bird's-nest," and, pointing to the hy-
phen, asked the school: ''what Is that
for?" Alter short pause, young son
Of the Emerald lle pipcd out /: Piuze,
ma'am, for the bird W ioosht on"
A GENTLEMAN called to consult ply
sician with regard to u rheumatism
which caused hm much pam. The
doctor immediately sat down aud wrote
him n prescription. As the patient wat
going away the doctor called hun back.
"By tue way, Sir, should my prescrip.
tion happen to afford you any rellef,
please let ule know, as lam myself sui.
iering from similar affection"
CHE humorist If the HQtck- Eys, Boil
Burdette, feeling IN penitential mood
stands up in meeting aud accuses him
self as follows:
Iaccuse myself of various and rumer
GUS faults.
Iaccuse myself of love OF ease.
Iaccuse myself Of haired for work
Iconsess tlslt have a good voice fol
sleep.
accuse myself Of throwing quar-
of ink and q box of pens into tbs Sus
gushanns river.
1 accuse myself of wishing those were
all the pens and that was all the ink II
the world.
/ accuse myself Of spending all IN,
postage stamps for cigars.
Iscc,lse myself Of wanting to he cash
jer Of q Newark national bank for abou
fifteen minutes.
That IA the kind Of O duck am
ghostly Hauk-Eye, but l promise to d.
better.
Iprorise myself tina. every day.
/ make more prom sss in half an hou
than can keep in tcu yearx
can't imagine where all nv promise.
20. ! can't keep them, but am posi-
tive nobody else takes them.
A stranger may sometimes, but b
pever does II again.
b n0 more at present.
It's psoposed 20 hight mp the create
part Of the Suez canal by elec.ricity
with the twofold object, first Of ensblin
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