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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

Mr.. c. II. DRAPER. Of No. 22s Main street. worces-
ter. Mass. volunteers the following
Having occasion recently TO a remedy for Kid
ney disease, applied 10 my druggist. Mr.. ID. ID. Will
Jams, of Lincoln Square, this city, and requested him
TO furnish the best kidney medicine that he knew
of. and he handed a bottle of Hunts Remedy,
stating that il considered the best medicine be-
he had sold bottles Of il 10 his customers
in Worcester and they all speak Of IL in the highest
terms and pronounce IL always reliable. 1 took the
bottle home and commenced taking il, and find that
il does the work eroctually; and am pleased 10
recommend 10 all who have kidney or liver disease
the of Hunts Remedy, the sure cure"
Anril IL IAsk3
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
WE ALL SAY SO.

Mr.. GEORGE A. JBURDErr, No. l65 Front street.
Worcester, Mass, has Just sent the following, d.
rectly 10 the point -
Being afflicted with ailments TO which all humanity
is subject later read carefully the adver
tsement regarding the remarkable curative powers
Of Hunts Remedy, and az il seemed 10 apply 10 my
exactly purchased bottle of the medicine at
Jannerys drug store in this city and having used It
with the most beneficial results in my case, my wife
and also commenced its use, and IL has most do
cidedly improved their health, and shall continue
its in family under such favorable results"
Aprl IA. 1881
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
/" COntimpt nv COOrt."

This reminds US story told of Chi
cago Justice of the Peace. A young
lawyer met this Justice on the street,
Familiarity slapped him on the shoulder
saying, Hello, old cock, how do you
do?" A few days later the limb of the
law had some business before the JUS
tice. and as soon as he stuck his head
inside the courtroom door he was fined
so for contempt He denied the charge
vehemently, but was finally crushed 10y
a recital of his offense and the courts
assurance: I'll tache we, me lad, that
this coort is an object of contimpt when
liver and wheriver we may meet it,
Rock Mountain NetCS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
MAKING UP MEALS.
Now Tramp Keeps Count OF All the Din
ners He Has Missed.

How Tramp Keeps Count OF All the Din
ners He Has Missed.
de was ragged and unkempt looking
person, and very profuse in his thanks
for the coin which the New York Trib-
at'aereporter had just given him. "Thank
you, sir, very sincerely-this will buy
me last-Tuesday-week's dinner, /
think" Then, after q pause, "Yes, 1
had Tuesday weeks breakfast yesterday
afternoon, and this will bring me up to
tuesday night. You see, I'm near on
to a fortnight behind now, but that
amt much.
What is not much? / don't quite
catch your meaning"
why, being fortnight behind amt
much. I've run as much as four weeks
In the rear before now, but that's bad,
and L was pretty well done up, L can
tell you"
Seeing, however, that the reporter
still looked rather puzzled, he set to
work to explain himself. well, it's
along this way. 1 allows myself two
meals day. Two meals day is what
man really needs to keep in any kind
OF trim, and if he can get 'em regular SO
much the pleasanter, but if he can't,
why it's his duty to make 'em up when
he can. If j only get one meal on
Monday the other stands over to Tues
day, and if l am one short on Tuesday
again, that leaves four for Wednesday.
And do L really keep score and work
off arrears when L can? "Why, of
course L do, but its hard work
atinNaC hn continued n,n1ifofiun-
ly, with the scoring, and the
eating off arrears is hard. You see ones
very apt to get mixed carrying the count
In ones memory from day to day-and
/ don't rightly know whether l ever
had Saturday fortnight's breakfast now,
but l had a meal late at night on last
Thursday which / think was Saturday
fortnight's breakfast, but never felt sure
it wasn't only Friday fortnight's dinner.
But l don't like getting mixed; it makes
one awfully hungry and uncertain like
about ones stomach, not knowing
whether one has had a meal or not.
But what's worse is getting into new a
month. don't feel so bad eating last
weeks victuals, or the weeks before
but when it comes to last months it's
hungry work. That's why it is, " he ex-
planned, "Im always kind O low for the
first few days of a month.
Here he grew sad, as if bordering
on some narrowing memories; then
SLOWLY only once turned the year in
arrears, and that was in 10 As gener-
al rule manage to pick up bit about
Christmas and work off all old scores
before the 1st of January. But some
how or another that year money didn't
seem very plenty, and 1 had to begin
the new year with a fortnignt's meals
on my mind, but not in my stomach. It's
terrible thing, sir, he said, bitterly
ito have the new year opening when
you ought to be full of hope for fresh
start, and to be dragged back by being
twenty-eight dinners and breakfasts in
arrears! May you never know what
it means sir, and thank you again; !"
and he turned gloomily away to buy last
Tuesday weeks dinner
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
A Dead Indian Baby for Pillow.

The Ojibbewa Indians sometimes
wrap their dead bodies, enveloped in
birch bark, iii wrappers made of hay
ropes. This practice gave rise to q
rather grim practical joke upon gen
tleman travelling through Manitoba not
long ago. The snow was thick upon
the ground and when night overlook
him he found himself compelled to roll
up in his blankets and sleep beside his
dog train under the stars in sharp
winters night He had plenty of coy
ering, but no pillow, and in looking
around he saw what he supposed to be
a bundle of hay hanging among the
branches of tree. This was just what
he wanted for pillow and with some
effort he managed to secure the prize.
He found that it was compact and
tightly rolled, which made it suit his
purpose all the better. He wrapped il
in his overcoat and it made an excel
lent pillow, and he enjoyed a good
nights rest. What was his dismay,
however, in the morning when he dis
covered that through the solemn hours
of that long winter night his head had
been pillowed upon the earthly remains
of q defunct Indian baby.-TOrOnto
TIobp
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
What Caught Him.

Hold on a minute!" called man at
postoffice to another who was hurrying
off yesterday.
Cant do it-great hurry-see you
later" was the reply.
Il say, hold on"
Cant possibly do it-got to be at
the bank in three minutes"
Say"
Cant do it-so longl"
See here" persisted the man, II
want you to step into the alley here and
see horse I'm going to buy. L want
your opinion of him"
"Oh, that's it Well, / don't mind
if do, "and he cheerfully wasted three
quarters of an hour in sizing up $50
horse. 1t is the only thing which
never fails to hit.-DetTOu Free Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
How Bretzels Are Made.

The best white -four is used, and
yeast dough is made similar to that
used in Che manufacture of bread. In
the bake-rooms is twenty-gallon ket-
tie filed with boiling I've, made with
water and potash, which is bought in
cans. A workman seizes piece of
dough, rolls it ont into long rolls as
large as bologna sausage, and then
cuts the roll into pieces about three
inches long One of these pieces is
rolled into n long strip, large in the
middle and small at the ends. The
workman places thumb and forefnger
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Is more prevalent than many aware Of and how
readily relief may be obtained by the use Of Hoods
Sarsaparilla.
Permanent Cure.
had been sufferer with catarrh in the head for
fifteen years. Never having found any benefit from
the wellknown-remedes.I resolved 10 try bottle Of
Hoods sarsaparla for my catarrh. would not take
any moneyed consideration for the good that one
bottle die mel. w. LILLIs, Chicago, III, Postal
Clerk.
Helped Right Away.
For many years in succession, beginning so far
back don't remember when, had the catarrh in my
head. Sometimes the hearing Of my left was
affected. Five years ago. about this Of the
year, / began TO use Hoods Sarsaparilla. was
helped right away, but continued TO use IL till felt
myself cared.-MRs ELIZA ii. CAULFIELD, Lowell,
Mass.
Greatly Improved.
Having been sufferer from catarTh for six eight
years accidentally tried Hoods Sarsaparilla. After
less than three bottles 1 find myself greatly i'm
proved and write TO let sufferers know that Hoods
Sarsaparilla will catarTh-M. A. ABBEY, Worces-
ter, Mass. -
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by druggists al six for s.. Prepared only by
C.I. HOOD h co. spothecares Lowell, Mass.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

A NEW departure in education has been
undertaken at Adrian College, in Adrian,
Building" has been introduced into the reg
ular curriculum, the purpose of which is TO
put the student In the possession of the
principles that underie the formation Of
character. The aim Is TO bring to ethical
instruction the same intelligent purpose
and system that already characterize the
methods used in the schools for securing in
tellectual development
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

A MATCHMAKER, speaking of what he
found in watches, said: Small pieces
of iron, tobacco, splinters of wood, and
once 1 found a louise. Hairs frequently
get into watches. / have found them
coiled up and drawn tightly about the
wheels"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

PURE Cod-Ever on. made from selected
livers on the sea-shore, by CAswEIL, HAZARD
4 Co., New York 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet Patients who have once taken it
prefer 1t to all others Physicians have de-
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
Lost Faith i'm Physicians.

There are innumerable instances where cures have
been effected by scovll's Sarsaparlla or Blood and
Liver Syrup for all diseases of the blood when they
had been given by their physicians 1t is one Of
the best remedies offered TO the public, and, az
II is prepared with the greatest as specific for
certain diseases, IT is no wonder that it should DO
more efectual than hastly-written and carelessly-
prepared prescriptions made by incompetent physi-
clans Take this medicine for all disorders arising
from impure blood. 1t is Endorsed by leading pro-
fessional men well as by eminent physicians and
others. Try il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

ALL our lady friends will be delighted to
hear thatL J. Cragin Il Co. JIG * 4th st. ,Phila
are giving first class Piano Sheet Music, vocal
and instrumental, gratis (No advertising on
it. Write for catalogue. Mention this paper.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

THE voLTAIC BELT Co.. Marshall, Mich.
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro
voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health
and manly vigor. Address as above. N. b. =
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is al
lowad
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
Put lin" at the GauIt House.

The business man or tourist will find
first-class accommodations at the low price
OF 81 and s.. 20 per day at the Gault House,
Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets.
This far famed hotel is located in the center
of the city, only one block from the Union
Depot Elevator; all appointments first
class IL w. HoYT, Proprietor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

The cost of stopping a train of cars is said
to be from 40 TO 60 cents When the train is
stopped by another train these prices be-
come somewhat inflated
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

wooDBERRY, MD.-Rev. W. J. johnson says:
II have used Browns Iron Btters in my fam
lily and they have proven splendid health
invigorator."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
Look Well to the Name.

The only genuine German Hop Bitters
have the word German blown in the bot
tie Sold by all druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

"BUcHU-PAIBA. Quick, complete cure. all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases 81.
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IT has got so now that man can't chase q
horse-car but IL is immediately reported that
he is running for the Governorship
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NEW Calling gun has been invented
which can be so elevated as to fire perpen
dicularly into the air. 1t will be popular
with virginia editors
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

BUcKHANNoN, w. VA-Drs Newton 4 Blair
report that Browns kon Bitters are giving
general satisfaction.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

my dear husband, never slept SO sound,
az do now, after using German Hop Bit
ters" Sold by all druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

ALMaNAcs should be printed on "calen
dered" paper
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

HOOPS sarsaparilla gives an appetite and
tons Of the body. Try bottle and realize it
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

CHAPPED Hands Face, Pimples, and rough
Skin, cured by using JUMPER Tar SOAP, made
by CAswnL, HAzARD 4 Co, New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
Dyspepsia.

TIE French word for law is placed in the
feminine gender This is because the law i.
s. fearfullv uncertain
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

ONE pair of boots saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

SKINNY MEN-"Wells Health Remover restores
health and vigor, cures dyspepsia, impotence. 81.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03
A Happy Wife.

KIND words never dye, and it is Just pos
sible they are baldeaded
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| WELLS ROUGH ON CoRNs. "-l5c Ask for II.
| Complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions
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ROUGH ON RATs"-Clesrs ont rats, mice. flea.
reaches. bed-bugs, ants. vermin, chipmunks $50.
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A SERIOUS drawback blister between
your shoulders
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Personal.-To Men Only !

A FoUR-FooT bookkeeping the twins
we'll shod
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CATARRH IN THE HEAD

The dancers road to fortune is a tow
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Dyspepsia and sick headache do not re
turn to those who have used. Great German
Hop Bitters Sold by all druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

No MATTER what your ailment is, Browns
Iron Btters will surely benefit you
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t79A WEEK. sl2 a. day at home easily made Costly
VIZ outfit free. Address True Co, Augusta, Maine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-08-03

RaIidll Ulege, crcusr-.eic. to b S Stephens Pres
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A GENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest
IA Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles Prices reduced
SO per cent. NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co.. Chicago Ill
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
How Watch Cases are M1de.

Most persons have an ambition to carry
a goldwatc case, and yet few people know
how watch case is made, or the vast diff
ference in the quality Of them. Ina SOLID
GOLD WATCH CASE, aside from the neccs-
sary thickness for engraving and polishing,
large proportion of the metal is needed
only to stincn and hold the engraved por-
tions in place, and supply strength. The
surplus is not only Needless, bit urdesira-
ble because gold is soft metal and cannot
furnish the stiffness, strength and elasticity
necessary to make the case permanently
strong and close fitting. The perfect watch
case must combine gold with some metal
that will supply that in which the gold is
deficient. This has been accomplished by
the James Boss Gold Watch Case ..,- ~ n:zv
which saves the WASTE. Of need : q
less gold, and INCREASES the soL1DlTY and
STRENGTH of the case, and at the same time
reduces the cost ONE HALF.
Send stamp TO Keystone Watch Case Factories, Pha
dephia, ra handsome illustrated showing
james Ross and Kcystone STsten Cases made.
ITO tc c0NtinuCI) l
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
DIVISION n.
FLORAL.
CLASS H.

IA.
Display of house plants in pots 81 50 Is
Boquet of natural flowers 100
Display of verbenas so
Display of geranums 50
Rustic basket of flowers
Specimen of skeleton leaves
Specimen flowers
Specimen WUlSed flowers
Specimen feather flowers
Specimen hair work, done by exhibitor 25
Specimen bead work, done by exhibitor
Specimen shell work, done by exhibitor so
Specimen leather work, done by exhibitor 25
Embroidered chair cushion, done by exhibitor so 25
Fancy table cover, done by exhibitor SO 25
Display of braiding. done by exhibitor so 25
Worsted embroidery, done by exhibitor SO Is
Cotton embroidery, done by exhibitor 50 25
Silk embroidery, done hy exhibitor 50 Is
Tatting work, done by exhibitor SO Is
Crochet work, done by exhibitor SO 25
Crewel work, done by exhibitor 50 25
Lace work, done by exhibitor so 25
Pair embroidered slippers, done by exhibitor so 25
Display toilet articles, done by exhibitor so 25
Table mats done by exhibitor SO 25
Plain needle work, done by hand by exhibitor SO 25
Sofa pillow done by exhibitor so 25
Knit crochet quilt. done by exhibitor so 25
Cation patchwork quilt. done 10y exhibitor so 25
Worsted patchwork quilt. done. hy exhibitor so rs
Hand knit hose. by lady 60 90 50
Ca,riage afghan. done 'y exhibitor 100 50
Chid'S afghan. done by exhibitor 90 so
Rug or f. cot mat. done by exhibitor 50 rs
Display Of millinery goods done by exhibitor 90 so
Crayon painting, done by exhibitor 90 SO
Oil painting done by exhibitor leo SO
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
Put a Brand on Him.

''Womcn arc Il necessary evil" lie said bring,
ing down his fist hard on the counter to en-
phasiZe the LcartleSs remark 1t was in the
village store at West Milton, Saratoga county,
and the speaker was the centre of II group Il
bucholic philosophers. He was lioneiy, slOven-
ly and sixty. 'ihereS where differ from you
altogcthcr,'' said Mr.. George T. Graham, of the
same place. "Women are mostly what men
make 'em. When husbands are bruteS wives
will fall into submission or make home hot for
the men and they're unnatural in either char
acter. Love them, and especially be good to
them when they're sick, and youIl have no
trouble. There's my own wife, now; she's suf-
fered good deal with dyspepsia. nervous pros
tration and other ailments that took the bloom
Well. she saw an advertisement OF PARKERs
TONIC, and thought il would be Just the thing
for her case. Gentlemen, | sent five miles after
Il bottle. She took it, l sent again AFTER more.
SO several times. Trouble? Why, if you could
see how much good it has done her You would
say that women are the greatest of Coils bless
ings and PARKER'S Tonic IS the next.
This preparation which has been known as
PARKER's GINGER Tonic, will hereafter be call
cd simply FAKKERS TONIC This change has
been rendered necessary by substitutes imposed
NpOn their Gust, mers by unprincipled dealers
under the name of ginger: and as ginger is
really an unimpOrtant ll,vOring i"gredlent: we
drop the misleading word.
Ihere Is II" change; however III the piepatrIa, tI,
hands OF dealers. wrapped under the name OF
7 IARKER'S GINGER Tonic. contain the geCu1ne
medicine II the fac-simile signature of HIsCOX
& Co. Is at the bottom of the outside wrapper.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
RAILROAD NEUS.
OUR ROAD TO FARGO \ SURE THING
Tuesdays Pioneer Press SAWS:

OUR ROAD TO FARGO \ SURE THING.
Tuesdays Pioneer Press says:
The representatives of the capitalists
who are to float the bonds of the Fargo
Southern arrived in that city yesterday
and expressed themselves rs entirely
satisfied with the terms offered by the
Fargo Southern company. A form of
bond has been decided ON. and plenty
OF money is now assured to crosstic,
iron and pnt rolling stock on the al.
ready completed roadbed. The road
will be in operation to Ortonville this
fall.
This brings The road about half way
to Worthineton t. is year, and next
year we shall have that excursion prom
ised by the ADVANCE to Fargo. We
have seen nothing since Our last issue
about the road to Bismarck, but the
company is organized and will push
things, you may depend.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
LETTER HEADS,

--sw LETTER HEADS.
Those letter heads, endorsed by the
Board of Trade. can now be had at the
ADVANCE in any quantity DESIRED
Come in and get AL you want. .e
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
TILE WINTER EOITE.

The Ca!liepe branch of the North
western railway, which is now com
pleted between Salem and IroQuOis will
be opened on the 10th OF September.
On that day President Keep, General
Manager 1lughitt, and other officials of
the road will take passage from Chica-
go on the through train via Iowa
points to Huron and Pierre. The new
route will be Of the same mileage as
the present line passing through Wis
censin and Minnesota. its advantage
and value being found in it's freedom
from the dangers Of a snow blockade. -
Sioux Falls Leader.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-09-13
HOMES IN THE WEST

Persons looking W es::war.i for homes
can procure full information concern
ing the GARDEN SPoT Of Iowa a
Minnesota, by subscribing fer t.
Worthingto2 ADVANCE. published at
Worthington. Minnesota. Send 50 FOR
one year: 81 for Elk months, and 81
cents for three months. TO ADVANCE,
Worthington, Mobiles Co.. Minnesota.