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National Republican., 1883-11-12
Why He non,t shnxe,

A few days before the late election Capt. z.
E. Thomas, staunch republican, was over in
Virginia. A companion remarked to him,
Thomas, why don't you get shaved 2'
Thomas responded, "I'll be id if l got
shaved before tho Mahono ticket is elected"
The companion then said if that's the case,
"I'll bet you $25 you never will shave" The
money was put up, and that is why Thomas
don't shave
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:for glent-- NlistrIIuurous.


TNOR RENI-A VERY BEAUTIFUL TONED
IL Hallet & Davis Upright Piano To careful and
appreclatiye party only. sll 9TH 81. N. w. 1913
JNoR RENT-FINE BUSINESS PROPERTY.
II OYl Seventh street northwest for many years
occupied as shoe store. Apply to WM q. BURNS.
JOi X street northwest. iy25-tf
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R1- Those Advertisers rh0 so desire can hare their
names dnd address placed in a Register IN THE RE.
PUBLICAN business Office prepared tor Mdt purpose IN
order that responses Thereto coming after the aduerise
meni has been taken on can be forwarded by mdA or
OiIertCise.
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OuT WVOI,lV I,nut

morning, contains a cOmpl
stores. Shops, and iarms
with descriptions. prices,
seen. Property for Hale IN d
" loan on real estate. Cal
". IL
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AraI Gstate Brubrrs.
STORIES

C?Brldgo ST, Gtnm 1900
published eynry Monday
leteSchedule OF our houses,
offered for rent, together
&c, and how they may ba
AL parts OF thoclty. Money
~
. WARNER, QlO " street
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VIZ ANTED-ALL TO READ THAT
w DIR. ]. VAN DYCk, DERMATOLOGIST,


Permanently removes Pimples, Blackheads, Liver
Pores, Freckes Frontal, Crown, Fart, aud Temple
Badness, Scaly Scalp Teiter, Thin Harsh, Dry. split
Faded, and Premature Gray Hair; all Complexion
Cutnneons, and Hair Bleniishes, making tho com
peNion fresh, fine, pure clear peerless, and beau.
n the hands soft, smooth, white. and pretty, and the
hair vigorous AMI luxuriant. without any paints,
enRmes, cosmetics The Doctors treatment Is tho
result Of 20 ycars' experience
SUPERFLUOUS HAIR.-Dr. Van Dycl Is pleased
TO announce to the ladies of Washington that he has
perfected treatment which permanently and tor
ever removes superHuOus hair from the upper lip,
chin, cheeks arms, and any part of the body without
any injury TO tue skin; depatory acid plaster,
razor used-only treatment III the world that will for
eyer remove this most annoying of all complexion
blcmishes.
THE IfAIR.-Dr. Van Dyck successfully treats the
hair and scalp. lie carefully examines the scalp aud
IL the hair fOcles are not destroyed he never ias
to cure crown, spot frontal. part and temple bald
ness, thin. dry split faded and premature gray hair
dnndrun sCay scalp, scalp tettGr, and all affections
OF the hair and scalp. Both sexes treated Isa regu-
lar graduate of medicine and surgery and you can
consult him with every confidence in his skill Call
once.
NoTR-Dr. Van Dyck has permanently located at
No. - Grant Place, where he be consulted daily,
except Friday and saturday; hours, a. IN. TO p m
Sundays, a. m. to D. in.
VIZ TANTED-To ANNOUNCE THAT JOHN u.
w Beall lAtenlan IL Co Is Bank, lill II 81. NV, IL
Commissioner of Deeds for every State and Terri
tory, United States Commissioner, Examiner, and
Notary Publici aways in Oiiicc from ~ m, to p
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MrNitnI.

A DVICE AND CONSULTATION FREE
IA Dr. WIN. TAYLOR, Specialist ONCE 2i3 ~ ST.
\, ", Women and children diseases u specially.
Gentlemen are also requested to call, he treats Nl
their complaints successfully. once y Ell day and
evening nOl2-Im*
w VOUR TREATMENT FOR 'lNfPOTENCY
l. ana nervous decay, am convinced, ts the
best known 70 the medical profession. ."-[ Private
leltor nom John s. Aen, NJ, d., TO Erie Medical Co.,
buffalo, ~. Y, ON request the company will mali
free lorsealed for stanDl explanatory pamphlet NC.
HVENITTT ~ \UEA Itpu
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is WEALTH..
Dit. H. q. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN

DiI T. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
TREATMENT, II specific for lystcria, Dizziness,
COnvulsions, Nervous Headache. MentallDeprcssOn,
Loss OF Memory SpermatOrrhpa, ImpotGnoy, IN.
voluntary fmisSous Premature Old Age, caused by
over cNerliOn. sefabuse, or Over.lndulgencV which
leads TO misery, decay, and DEATH One box will cure
recent cases Each box contains one months treat
ment one dollar box, or SIX boxoA for live dollars
soni by ma prepaid on receipt Of price. Wo guar.
Antce six boxes to cure any case, With each order
received by uS for six boxes, accompanied with Ave
dollars, we VIII send the purchaser written uuar.
antee to return The money II tho treatment does not
effect cure. Guarantees issued cy STOTT q CRONt
WEllA $50 Pennsylvania avenue Washington d. q,
Wholesale aud retail agents Orders by mall will 70.
ceive prompt attention,
SJNTEAh AND UNDEVELOPED PARTS OF
w The human body enlarged, developed, and
strengthened" 'ec., is an interesting advertisement
long run IN our paper In reply TO Inquiries will
spy that there Is no evidence OF hunhg about thiS
On The contrary, tho advertisers very highly In.
dorBed Interested persons may get sealed circnlara
giving all particulars by addressing ERIE Med. Co.
+. o. Box 6lS, Buffalo, N. Y,-TOledo Euenin0 Bee.
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MlnnftN--d:mpInnmfnt.

DY A YOUNG MAN, FAMILIAR WITH THE
ID pension business. u position with pension or
calm attorney, Address l.. O. j., Republican once
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@lanteo- --Raoms.
N1lnntrh-Mn,isrs.

VVlHhfU-AIUusfs.
ZINE BRICK STABLE. WITH FIVE STALLS,
II large carriage house and hay lot, feed bin, fresh
water, &C. Apply $50 elst st N. w; to y. M. 3.l3
TVN) BUY-HOUSE, OR ROOMS, IN NORTH
Il west part OF city $500 800 down; rest in in
snlmcnts ]. X. BEHRifND, S2i 14th st. $40
L WANT THREE SMALL HOUSES AT a BAR
Il gain, for cash, an investments tenants can re-
main. WALTER L. WRIGHT, st. Cloud Build
Ing.
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amnstmtnts.
FoRD's HAyERLY's MINsrRELs'
. EVERY EVENING.
MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAy.

-.----- . j. ii. llANERLN'S
CONSOLIDATED SPECTACULAR MABTODON
MlNSTRELS,
"A GREAT COMPANY AND A GREAT BILL.
Hughey Dougherty, j. Carroll Johnson
llllly tlChnrdson, Harry J. Armstrong,
Bobby Ncwcomb, johnson aud Powers,
Seaman and Girard, Paul Vernon,
Thompson and Uooley,
And tho Phenomenal Vocal Star,
WALTER CARPENTER HAWKINS,
Tho Hit OF u Century.
Tho Gorgeous Spectacular Durlesque,
THE PRINCESS OF MADAUA5CAR,
BOX Sheet now open,
Grand Minstrel Parade to-day nt SNp. M.
Monday, Nov. 10, the Greatest Dramatic Success
HAZEL KIltlkE,
from the Madison Square Theater, New York.
V,HEATRE CoMIQUE.
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:sor srui---8ooms.

A III STYLES or PLAIN AND NANGY
IA Bulnf done by improved machinery. Tue
LNCElT BlNDERY, 1912 Pa av. w. pelephone
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A FEW STEADY, CASH-PAYING CUSTOMERS
~ for II weekly consignment OF first class, fresh,
Quaker.made, northern butter Address FARMER,
Nnnnhllcnn OInCe. hlh
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O)T as sT N w.-HANDsOMELY FUR
~ 4 nshcd suite OF rooms, parlor ana chanloeri
or sIngir 7.i3
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for Rrnt-auums.

R11 18TH ST. N.w.-A NICELY FURNISHED
Ol l. suite of rooms, suitable for senator or mem
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Arrsunai Comfort.

VTNEET, Sc.-DR. WHITE, $. c. OPERATING
~ rooms. lilG Pa av.. opposite Wizards HOTEL
Ofce hours q. IN, TO y. IN. sunday hours 10 II
u, m. Pracliced in Washington D. @, nom 1861 to
cians and Surgeons. Ollde fee, u per visit.
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iaaunrp TO 8uau.

MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE IN
M S,imsto 6ult' CHARLES W. HANDY, 0i4 y
81. n. w, nos 80
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@lantrN- MistrIInnrnns.

row IS THE TIME TO HAVE HARPER's,
Century, and other Magazines bound. LY-
tr'r'S BINDERI, 1912 PA. av. W. Telephone con-
CtiOn. al
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UNFINISHED OR UNFURNIsHED-A LARGE
II front room, with bonrd, where home comforts
light nnd heat Address NJ. A. S. 1879 S2d ST., George
town, ID, O. 7-ii
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JNINEIY FURNISHED ROOMS, CENTRALLY
II located half block from ia. Rv.; private ianly;
suitable tor member or others; good Doafu W hu-
Joining house. Inquire at 42S 18th st. N. w. clS
National Republican., 1883-11-12

GHARSWoODS BLACKSTONE, LATEST EDI-
- tlon, good US new used one month; Coxs Ouos.
tions, never used; Bouvlors Law Dictionary edition
1880, perfectly good and new, These books arc nil
fresh and bright. Cost Ht Morrison's SlaSO Gan bc
bought for $40 Address NJ. f. b., ai2 I'd st. g r. s.is
National Republican., 1883-11-12

rREAMllRG AND OTHER BUTTER AT BOT
~ tom prices. LANES BUTT ER STANDS, 18th
street wing, Center market; also NJ H. market. 5-l2
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8oar6ing.

on - NJ ST. N. .W.-soUTHERN hoard.
i ~ L. . Ing house. for colOred ladies and gem
tlemen hest Of fare and accommodations. MRS. a.
H. JACKSON, Proprietress. ocl9-lmS
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TN a FIRST CLASS HOUSE DESIRABLE
4 rooms, with cNcellont table board; central loca-
llOn. NlS N. Y. NV rhlllrnn. 1l
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@lunte0--.Mrlu.

VXTANTED--AN EXPERIENCED MAN TO
w open oysters and attend to lunch counter also
anrs-class wntcr. Apply at 1873 Pa, nv 2-i
XXT ANTED-A GOOD, No. / ItOSrLER APPLY
w Mt ALDEHhY DAIRY, 3D. near ID ST. n. W.
National Republican., 1883-11-12

TURNlSHED HOUSE. CONTAINING TEN
IL large rooms and two bath rooms to good tenant
at reasonable rates. Inquire at l1l3 street north
west jyG
VF YOU WANT TO BUY. SELL, RENT, OR
Il Trade CITY or Country Property. come and see the
uleat bargains at the Renl Estate Exchange OF
WILLIAM III. MAIN & BROTHER, 81, Charles
Hotel corner Third street and Pennsylvenia avenue
northwest. mhlgf
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1910 q ST n. WmHdAhNSpsoMEL,Y III An 1SoI Y, FUR FUR
suitable for senator or member Of congress; terms
reasonable for the season 7l3
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A FARM NEAR WASHINGTON IN EN-
"a change for ZOO gallons OF fine wine, worth -
per gallon Address, giving price. acres, aud Oca-
lion. FARM, Republican Office. 5-io
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L. stone Mansion Property, Columbia Heights,
VIII he rented to private family only The house
is very attractive one, containing large rooms,
beautiful halls, has large grounds aud commands u
JOHN SHERMAN & CO..
A.
National Republican., 1883-11-12

II ARGE AND ELEGANTLY FURNISHED
IL rooms, In suits of or T. suitable for senators
members ofCongress; IL gents, rooming IN pairs can
be accOmuo plated very reasonably. 7OS llth st NV.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26
HAYsyILLE. ONO. Feb. II, 1886

1 am very glad to say 1 have
tried Hop Bitters, and never took
that did me as much
good. l only took two bottles, ana
| would not take 800 for the good
they did me. l recommend them
to nay patients. and get the best
results from their use.
I C. B. MERCER, Md
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26
Another Railroad.

Montreal, al. N. shuie, repre-
senting number Of American capital
lists, hae closed contracts for the cop-
struction Of the Ontario Pacific Railroad
and made arrangements to float the
bonds, amounting to Sc. 600, coo. TFsins
will be running over part of the road by
October, 1888. The road will connect
with the eastern terminus Of the Canada
Pacific.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26

Cleveland, 24.-The body CT Charles
f. Goodwin, cashier OF the Lake shore
freight house here, was found to-day In
lake ear the brsakVater. He I'M
doubtedIy committed suicide. His se-
counts prove him defaulter in 81 600,
although he bal sufficient property TO pay
his debts. His suicide, therefore, is Dot
fully explained. BE left no letter OF
word OF any kind BE wss regarded Of
4 model, upright maD. He Lost money
speculatinE in grain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26
Il EiE ES IS
fl.SFs ~ ~ ~ = llss-.-----1Iss
utah CENTRAL HALLWAY.
PIONEER LIME OF UTAH.
The Old Reliable, Standard Gusge,
Solid Road Bed, Pirst Glass Equip
ments, running between
OGDEN, SALT LAKE, PROVO,
KEPHI, JUAB,
MILFORD.
ON AND AFTER
MAY 21st. 1883.
PIONEER LIME OF UTAH.

Express Trains leave Salt Lake
daily at TAO am, making direct
connection at Ogden with the
Union Pacific Railway for Park
City, Denver, Kansas City, Omaha,
Council Bluffs, Chicago and all
Eastern points and Utah and North
ern Railway, for daylight trip
through Cache Valley.
Express Trains leave Salt Lake
daily at 3.55 pm, making cOnneG-
ton at Ogden with Central Pacific
for all points on Pacific Coast with
Utah and Northern for Cache Val
ley and all points on Oregon Short
Line.
Express leaves Salt Lake daily at
Z am, connecting at Lehi Junction
with Salt Lake aud Western for Tin
tic, at Nephi with Sanpete Valley
Railway for Sanpete County.
Though Train for Southern
Utah leaves Salt Lake daily at 2.Se
pm, connecting at Milford and
Frisco with Stage Lines for all
points in Southern Utah, Nevada
and Arizona.
Express Trains arrive frOm0gden
at 11.2O am. and 7.40 pm. daily.
Through Train from Frisco, MIL
ford and Juab arrives at 9.25 am,
daily
Express Train from Juab. Nepbi
and Provo arrives a. $50 pm.
JAS. SHARP f. COPE,
| slAss't.iGen. Supt. Gen. F. C z. Agt
JOHN SHARP,
! General Sup't,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26

Makes Collections, Renaittil1g Pro
ceeds Promptly.
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MONHEIM & KNAPP
Architects and superintendent.

Architects and Superintendent.
Plans, Details and Specifications
furnished for all classes Of public
and private buildings. Sketches
and Estimates made on short notices
and sent free of cost to those con-
templating building. Designs made
for Interior Decorations and furn-
ished in Modern and Ancient Styles.
Buildinga arranged on the most ap-
proved sanitary plans. Office, Main
Street, Third Floor, next door North
T. r. Jones' Bank. POstoffice adj
dress, Box 632.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26

.DR. BENsoN's Celery and Cham
omile Pills are worth their weight
i'm gold IN nervous and SICK mead.
aches."-Dr. Fl. FL. SchlichleF' OF
Baltimore.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26

NOTHING builds up shattered
constitutions 50 quickly as Browns
Hop Bitters. I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26
E. AUSTIN,
Manages.
WHITE HOUSE HOTEL,

-
DHE PROPRIETORS TAKE PLEASURE
L in announcing TO the public that they
have remoddled and Tehtted the Hotel.
Of Meals will be served night and day.
Single Meals, 600
Hot Lunches las per eard.) 25e.
Rooms and Board, $50 10 81 per day. $40 70
SIP Per week.
Board, 81 per week.
Tie Bar has been removed to the north OF
the Hotel and four Billiard Tables added for
tins accommodation o. guests, and is row
open. A. SODLECH & 90.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1883-07-04

MONTPELIER, VI.
WEDNESDAY. JULY 4, 1883.
College Education.

Mr.. Charles Francis Adams, Jr.. (who,
by the way, labors under the misfortune
of being the Springfield Republicans
candidate for governor) has just delivered
stirring address befone the Phi Beta
Kappa society at Harvard college. in
which he sharply attacked the devotion
paid by our colleges to the study of Latin
and Greek. He advocated the study Of
German and French in their stead, and
said that he considered the four years he
had spent in Harvard as almost lost to
him. Every day he felt deficiencies which
ought to have been supplied by the
college curriculum, but which were not.
1t is gratifying 10 see this ground taken by
such man as Mr.. Adams. The usual
answer made by our colleges to such
criticisms Is that the objccter Generally
not graduate) does not really know what
he is talking about: if he had only been
through college and felt the broadening
of mind and depth of culture acquired by
the study of Homer and Virgil, he would
not talk that way. But Mr.. Adams is not
only graduate himself but he belongs
to race of graduates. His great grand
father, bis grandfather and his flther went
through Harvard, and he probably repre-
SCENTS the most cultured and gifted family
which this country has known. Almost
every member ofVt for more than cen.
fury has been distinguished above tine
ordinary run of men,. And he himself is
considered to have inherited an unusual
share of the family's brains. Horace
Greedy, years ago. said that of all the
horned cattle he ever saw n college grad
uate was the worst. Mr.. Gree,y spoke
with the vexation which an cminently
practical man felt at the utter useessnass
of the learning of a young man fresh from
the walls of Harvard and Yale in his day
for the wants ola great daily newspaper.
Mr.. Greeley wanted men who could write
good strong plain English; who knew the
laws of political economy; who could
write upon the political movements in
Europe and America from thorough |
knowledge of the history of the voting
countries. Instead of such qualifications
the young graduate could read and write
Latin and Greek indifferently well, and
knew far more about the politics of Athens
than he did of America. Some of our
larger. colleges are beginning to see that the
traditional education is not the education |
which the times demand, and Harvard |
and Yale especially-are widening their
courses of study, and by the adoption of
elective studies, giving the students
greater range than the old fashioned
academic course. 1t would be we'll for
Middlebury and Burlington to give heed.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1883-07-04

THE --LATEST SOUTHERN TRAGEDY
Another very characteristic tragedy is
reported from the south, this time the
scene being laid in Alabama. Two Halls
and Mullenses were wealthy and promi-
nent citizens of Collinsville, Alabama, and
they owned adjoining property. In the
course of time dispute arose regarding
the boundary-a dispute which at the
north would be settled by the arbitrament
of petit jury at a cost to the litigans of
about one hundred times the value of the
property in controversy. AT the south,
however, they do things differently. Tom
Hall built fence which the Mullenses
maintained was improperly located, and
they threatened to remove it. The threat
coming to the ears of Mr.. Hall he simply
remarked that he would kill the man who
touched the fence, and the event proved
that he possessed at least the virtue of
veracity. M. Bob Mullens undertook to
dead by MIR. Hall. Mr.. John Mullcns
came to his brothers assistance and he too
was shot. Death, however, was not
instantaneous and Mullens drew bis
revolver and shot Hall, killing him
instantly. At this untimely moment
Halls father approached the scene of
action-an ill-advised course of action
which he no doubt greatly regretted, for
the dying Mullens promptly shot him and
he fell dead in his tracks. Having thus
avenged his brothers murder and exter-
minated the Halls. Mullens too died, and
the four wealthy and prominent citizens
went to the shades together,
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1883-07-04

The Inconvenience of having an elemen,
in the currency which is not legal tender
but may be refused by anybody, is clearly
shown by the present situation of the
trade dollar. The trade dollar is worth
more intrinsically than the standard
silver dollar and would circulate lust as
well, if the law required it to be taken
for dollar. This is the element of truth
in what used to be called the FLAT theory
The trade dollar was coined originally &c
oblige the silver interest by giving them
Il coin which would circulate in China
and Japan in preference to the Mexican
dollar. But when specie returned Ia
circulation in tho United States, the trades
flowed back here. Congress to escape the
anomaly of authorizing two dollars OF
different intrinsic values to he legal
tender for the same amount, withdrew
the legal tender quality of the trade, some
years ago, since which it has been an
outcast,-passing readily for dollar, il
people were willing to take it, but liable
TO be refused. Refusal has become so
frequent that a movement has set in at
New 1oak 10 refuse trades entirely. The
marketmen, street railroads and other
large interests have refused to take them,
and employees refused to be paid off in
them. This movement will reduce the
trade dollar at once to its intrinsic value,
which is about 80 cents. The loss must
fall on the holders, whoever they are.
Congress will probably be appealed to to
redeem them, or else to endow Thorn
again with legal tender quality. The
volume of the silver dollar coinage is so
large that this is inadvisable; the best
way for the public, as they now stand, is
to refuse them.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1883-07-04

The new tariff went into operation on
Sunday, and it is expected that the wool
market will soon be more active. While
some of the wool growers have ascrbed
the dulIness of the market to the reduction
of the duties by the new tariff-it takes
off the ad valorem duties on clothing
wools-Senator Morrill,, than whom
there is no better authority, says that
there has been an overprodaction of
wooden manufactures, and that conse-
quently the mills are doing little at pres
ent. They are waiting for consumption
to take the place of supply. Another
reason for the low price of wool, the
senator says, is the immense production
of wool in California and Texas, which
states are now competitors with Ohio and
Vermont in the wool markets of the
country. A few weeks ago Senator
Sherman. presumably with an eye TO
politics in Ohio, took occasit n to animad-
vert upon Senator Morril's course in
regard to the lowering of the tariff on
wool. Mr. Morrill, in published inter-
view effectually answers Mr.. Sherman's
criticisms, and proves, what everyone in
Vermont we'll knows, that in matters of
political economy Mr.. Morrill, is easily
the first authority in the country. If
Senator Sherman thinks that n little
buncombe for home consumption is nec.
essary to his political welfare in Vermont.
he had better tackle some less formidable
opponent than Mr.. Morrill,. He was
knocked out in one round"