The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-05-03
THE DAILY BULLETIN.
A NEW CLUB.

the towp, by the formation of q cluo WIN
the high sounding cognomen OF "Ihe iaea'
League" and much dissatisfaction haWng
arisen from the intentional omission 10 IN
yite some prominent young men TO JON "S
ranks several different ways of revenglng
ourselves for the real or fanced slight were
considered.
These Ideal Leaguers, though supposed
to occupy an elevated plane, are after all
plain people, and we planned to run against
them for all we we're worth.
The Argus, with the kindness Tor which
it is pre-eminently distinguished, having
undertaken to advise splenetic individuals
to form themselves into other clubs, COM
bination of "Thc Innocents Abroad" was
effected, and the result speaks for itself
When, ia the course Of human events, IT
becomes necessary for few to sit down on
the many, there are always some who are
not backward in coming forward
A meeting was called, and convened at
one of the mansions situated upon what is
commonly known as the crossroads OF
Cairo;. the good lady of the house having
given the use of her psrlors, and a5sented
herself for the evening, together with the
other female women OF the establishment.
About twenty of the blooming and promis-
ing youths Of Cairo were present.
Mr.. S. having been chosen chairman pro
tenn, proceeded to state the object OF the
meeting.
It was resolved to form an organization,
and it WAS moved and seconded that the
chairman pro TEN be elected president; and
other officers were elected, the full list be-
ing as follows; President, Mr. s.; vice
president, Mr.. X. secretary, MIR. H.; Tres
urer, Mr.. H.; doorkeeper, Mr.. H.; reporter,
Mr.. NJ.
The following constitution and bylaws
were then Unanimously adopted
NAME.
| This club shall be known by the name
mo Idle Logs" ordinarily the initials N. l..
| L. shall be used to designate it.
OBJECTS.
It's objects shall be, to find out and slit
all errors in government, to correct local
abuses, to hold in check all store-keepers
AID 20 tho Ia of
the youth Of the town.
MOTTO.
Our motto shall be "FIAT JUsTIrrA RUAB
c9LuM"
PARhPHERNALIA.
lst A club-to show the power OF this
society to correct disobedient and recalci-
trant members.
2rd. A cake of ice--to show the power
of the club to freeze out any obstreperous
members, or to put on ice any who are too
fresh in their remarks.
3rd A mask - which signifies that,
though the association will be able to see
things clearly itself, the public will be IN.
able to tell who the members are.
4th. A magnlfying glass-whch will
enable the club 10 bring toll light all actions,
no matter how small, performed In even OBJ
scure places
ARTICLE |.
The membership of the club shall be
limitn1 10 tuant,,. a,d m ad oba11 no
made, except to fill vacancy, which may
be caused either by the resignation or ex-
pulson of members. A unanimous vote of
members present shall be necessary to cleo
uon, and two-thirds vote of enrolled
members to expulsion.
| ARTICLE II.
The members shall be sworn to secresy
with regard to everything relating to the
club; are forbidden 10 divulge the fact OF
their membership, or give any information
which might tend to the discovery of the
| identity of other members, or of the meet
ings, operations, and sources of information
| Of the club.
ARTICLE III,
Each member shall wear under the right
lapel of his coat the emblem of the order,
which device shall be club rampant, and
with it, combined in fanciful design, the
other articles used as paraphernalia.
ARTICLE ~.
AS the war is over, and all privates were
killed in the war; all members of the club
shall be officers, to be designated as fol-
lows: The president as captain, the vice
president as lst lieutenant, the secretary
and treasurer as end lieutenants, and all
Others as sergeants.
ARTICLE v.
The club shall meat unnn N d,Ha.o..