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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-01-09

The sxoellsnt condition Of business
" OrsRon and Washington Il told in
The record Of failures Of r. q. Dun
z Co., Tor the past two years; lsaa show.
ing much moro favorably than 1881
Oregon failures in 1852 numbered IS q
6 IN 1881. The liabilities Of 1881 bsiua
elD,6s6 against elsS,b70 in 1852, and
asssts tl96.627 10 9s2,626. In Wash.
ington theee wers 20 failures lat ysa,
against = the year before, with liabili-
tles Of ei2S,6ll and aassls Of 96g,562 In
1852 aRainst el6a.soe liabilities and,oea !.
~ asssts IN 1851. And this greet dimi.
mutton accompanied . vast inorsas, In
buainenA Ammountine 20 80 pee canA.
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DAILY
POST MTELLIGENCER.


One Of the best known phiianthrop-
ists Of the present time is Miss Emily
Faithf il. whose noble work in England
IN hehalf Of women has attracted 20
much attention. Miss Faithful vas
born at tho rectory At Hsadley. small
country parish in Surrey. England, OF
which her father was rector, IN 1875.
The years Of her qirlhood were spent At
Hadlsy, and brought up in comparative
affiusnce and seeing little suffering
about her home, she did not then know
that there were thousands Of women
diving from want without hope OF en-
ploymsnt sufficient 70 give thsm food
and shelter, without q friend in the
world ON whom they could rely and
without chance of bettsring thsir con-
dition. At the age Of thirteen she went
20 school at Kensinaton, and here she
soon distinguished herself BY her love
for study and the 6rmnsas and indie
pendenoe which have since character
lied her. After leaving school she want
to London, and at the age Of twenty
one was presented at court and entered
into the Rayeties Of London society.
She soon had her attention directed 70
more serious things, and decided that
it was her duty to plead for suffering
women, and she at once began her
labors in behalf of women OF all
classes. Miss Faithful Ia an earnest
advocate for Independence; she desires
to see every healthy woman indepsnd-
emit and able to support herself, and, a.
many Of her sex have to earn their own
living, she felt that they should have ~
good chances for doing it - men have.
In 1859 society was formed, in conneo-
ton with the National Association for
the Promotion Of Social Science, for
the purpose Of teaching girls trads,
Miss Faithful being appointed score
tary. The idea occurred TO her that
women might become oompositOrs;
and, by the assistance OF friends, q
press and type were purchased. Miss
Faithful became quite akillful at type
setting, and through her efforts the VIC
toria Printing Press was established.
It was placed under her direction, and
was soon engaged in active work, .
number Of girls being apprentioed TO
her. At first she met with some opp0-
sition, but the establishment produced
good work and prospsrsd. Miss Faith
fnl soon became an active member Of
the Ladies' Sanitary Association, which
had for It's object the spreading Of
simple useful knowledge among the
poorer glasses, teaching them BY leo
lures, GLASSES and pamphlets the impor-
TANGO Of pure air and water, exercise,
etc. Al Z lecturer she II very success
full, putting before her audience plain
facts in foroible but simple language.
Ten years ago abe made brief visit TO
the United States. On her return to
Englsnd shs resumed her work and has
done much 70 improve the condition Of
women there. She 10 now making q
second viaif 70 fhin 0ouutry.
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The nobbisst shapes and the --latest
esyiss IN hats you ind at the slore Of
Cbas. 00ldetein, the Halter. Front
street.. with Little Marx, tho jswelsr.
DIS I'm
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SugAf-cuyed Eastern hams and broak-
last bacon, sweet and tender.
dlS-0 Q. p. SxoH1 d Co.,
Canh 0rooora.
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Ladies' and gentlemen. mako no mis-
tAke, We keep the 6nest line Of hoeiery,
gloves, etc. In Seattle.
CLArTou BAos., Front streek
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Our $500 bons cossst ct q i 4
beaaty. CrAYroH R>oa.
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Those 40 corsets q Uaytou Broa.
take The lsad.
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AOuee Sooes0 oeagee4

bosraa, ian Al Sspsst - eiruu-
iAsed BY tesaarapA - niGhA 1T -.
ported 70 9tvs IN aeooan1 q - 6iarov.
esy,. N Siberia, b one d. @. We0 oe
The bodies a some q ~ ssov q -
aeocna onttae q H. tims a IL ID a
tne JeanneetA Il I'D pssvio1aly -
o4egod - - leAGe o. Nonoua neWsnaner
for eonaidesAtion. ~ manaGsrn
found IL Who'll s1osy ut1eRly unUosSkv
of credit No - ~ = Wo1 p
known IN ~ astie11a
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HaEsisnu, veil drosssd ga q 80 -.
poaxAnoA vas aSzoG1nd tnnkGkf a t.
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gloves, eto. In Seattle.
/ CLArToa Bnos., Front street.
The nobbiest shapes and the latasl
etyiss In hats you ind 1t the store Of
C6as. Goldstein, The Halter. Froni
street.. with Little Mack, the jswelee.
II - treat b look at the maenin.
cant stock Of hats and oaps at the store
OF ChAs. Goldstein, tho Hattsr. He
Keeps the voey Ategt styleo. Front
serooe, with Little 9Aok, The jeveler.
Clayton Bros. have The fnest ine Of
cardboard 1ephyr1, Woo1en yarns, oto.,
In 6eattls. Don't forest - nlaca. CAV.
ton Bros., Front sereee.
Those go eorssts Il Clayton Bros.
tAke The leAd.
Our $500 bons oosset ct g i q
oeeoty. CIAYr0M Bios.
The O. p. corsst at Claytoa Broa n
$2.8 takes The Lad.
Ihe celebrated d.. Warmers Hath
ooss.s and Pat Roman eorset at Clay
4ysr says be can discount al The
eocss OF seattle. and have some hata
Thar = not . nobby hat manufno-
sslsd ous shas yoa en- And Is At Nyse.
-.
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The celebrated d.. Warmers Hath
eoss.s and Pat Roman eorsst at sClay-
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NM Cma-1lads dnily vi1h a,
~ hzge d1ag Nm 49, anaeo1od =.
penA q r. 0zum & ca.
ney10 ca 0euoeus,
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II OxUDEDAK = - annn1nua
- 6 - vssA Jes0lA ~ 49,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
Zuni COurtship.

The Zuni customs connected with
courtship are curious. Regularly, .
girl expresses fancy for young man
Her parents or her relatives inforn
those of the youth, and the latter is en-
couraged. If suited, he casually drops
into the house of the girl, when much
the same conversation as the Governor
tried to teach me ensues; and " if it be
WELL" the girl becomes his afianced,
or Yi-lt-k'SG-1ai-hG (his to be.) There
after the young couple may be seen
frequently together-the girl combing
his hair on the sunny terraces, OF, in
winter, near the hearth, while he sits
and sews on articles of apparel for her.
When he has "made his bundle,n or
gathered sufficient number of pres
ents together invariably including a
pair of moccasins made from. whole
deer-skin-he takes it to her, and, if
they are accepted, he is adopted as a
son by her father, or, in Zuni language,
&c as ward" Ta-la-h'i; and with the
beginning of his residence with her
commences his married life. With the
woman rests the security of the mar
riage ties; and it must be said, in her
high honor, that she rarely abuses the
privilege; that is, never sends her hus-
band ''to the home of his fathers I'M
less he richly deserves it. Much is said
of the inferior position of women
among Indians. With all advanced
tribes, as with the Zunis, the woman
not only controls the situation, but her
serfdom is customary, self-imposed,
and willing absolutely. To her belong,
also, all the children; and descent, in
Guiding inheritance, is on her side.--
Lieutenant Cushing, IN The Century.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
The Cultivated Vision.

1t is an excellent service to the boys
and girls, who are beginning to feel
longings for a wider life, to open their
eyes to the inexhaustible wonders of
nature all around them, and continually
changing and renewing. In one village
school fifteen minutes of intermission
between lessons from books has been
lately devoted to lessons from life, with
admirable effect Some of the most
troublesome youngsters have here found
field that excites all their efforts and
fills them with delight; they are out
early in the morning searching for speci-
mems, and all spring to the signal for
the subject of examination for the day
with ardent eagerness. At the last of
winter, coal, wood, the annual rings of
growth, the buds and their varied forms
and arrangement, and the cocoons,
combs and eggs of insects, bones of ami
mails, birds and the like, were topics,
all being confined to things found near
home. In the early spring the catkins,
silk, pollen-dust, ETC., open the list
which soon becomes innumerable.
There is many a puzzle before observa-
ton seizes the Distinguishing points of
this or that variation, but the children
thus learn to use well the wonderful
eyes that God has given them, and the
habit Of observation grows. This leads
not only to exact knowledge, immedi-
ately useful in life, but to q conviction
of the existence of a wise and benefcent
Creator, and desire to be, humbly, an
obedient co-worker in doing what Provi-
dence has clearly laid out as to be done
upon the earth, filing it with beauty
and enjoy ment, far above artificial imi-
te.ion when we have once learned to
see through the veil or behind the thin
screen. n 7, Tribune,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
Established Order.


The great work of the year has COM
menced. A successful General in start
ing out on seasons campaign Inn
presses on all inferior officers the i'm
portance of order, discipline, and a
strict obedience to all of the rules of the
army. Without this success is not only
doubtful but seriously endangered. 1t
is not less so on the farm. The owner
and manager is the Maior-Ge on
the farm. Want of punctuality, neglect
or carelessness on his part, carry con-
fusion and defeat in all departments of
the farm. The farmer must be punctual
to his engagements, and in his home.
If he is called away from the farm, his
wife, and whoever has charge in his
absence, should know exactly when he
will return. There should be. stated and
uniform times for each meal, ALWAYS
giving the household ample time to
prepare the meals as well as doing up
the work after meals. Exact time for
going to the field, and for returning in
the evening should be established and
strictly observed, giving all hands time
to finish up the chores before dark, pre-
venting causes of complaint or grum-
bling. Give loiterers who come about
during working hours to talk and delay,
to understand that there is time for
business, but none for gossip Farmers
think they should be courteous to all
callers. All gentlemen know the inn
portance of time, on the farm, but such
as do not know or appreciate time can
be dismissed summarily without a
breach of good breeding.
On the farm, and everywhere else, an
intelligent, industrious and honest young
man who works in the field, or worthy
girl in the kitchen, is as respectable as
any specimen of humanity on earth,
and the proprietor by his intercourse
and dealings with them should make
them feel their equality. Cultivate a
good feeling between laborers and en-
ployer, and thereby benefit both fnan-
cially and socially. Close up as far as
possible the chasm growing up in this
country between labor and capital. 1t
is a growing evil, the results of which
future history can only reveal.
Stay at home. Watch every depart
ment of the farm operations. Keep up
a personal acquaintance with all your
stock, so they will not flee from you as a
stranger. Stimulate boys on the farm
and female help to higher and nobler
aims, byrewards and words of approval
And in all things observe order, har-
mony and punctuality. - IoscG State
Register.
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and easily brought baby Rob to shore.
but it was some time before Beth's body
was borne by strong arms to her fathers
house. For long time loving ones
worked over their unconscious forms to
win them back to life. At length baby
Rob opened his eyes, and, trying to lift
up his weak little arms, cried: Take
Rob, Beth! Rob's 'fraid' And for
weeks this cry rang in the mothers
ears as she nursed the little sufferer
through the delirium of fever. But
Rob called in vain, for the loving arms
which would so gladly have taken him
were motionless forever. Little Beth
was dead. They folded the poor bruised
hands over the little brave heart, and
covered them with flowers; and when
they laid her under the maple in the
quiet graveyard, they wrote on her
headstone: Our Beth. Aged ten.'
Greater love hath no man than this,
that one should lay down her life for
her friends n-ChYisti071 at Work.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
HUMOROUS.


The fault of the ANIMAL" Il do wish
cattle would grow larger sighed the
St. Louis belle; "my shoes pinch my
feet.n
The sailor is very much like his
ship. When either go ashore they are
very liable to get broken up. -Philadel-
phiG Chronicle.
Liberal landlord. "What are you
doing in my Backyard" Irish tramp
engaged in mending his clothes.) Il
was jist a gatherin' in me rints, sorr!"
Ella Give years old, who has
broken a Window -" Papa, dear,
don't beat me; subtract it rather from
my marriage dowry. h-FEegeasde Blat-
ter.
-"Ireally was puzzled what to do for
the best" said our own Mrs. Rams
botham. II was quite on the corns
of duenna, as the saying is. IN. T.
Journal.
~" Investigator wants to know
what is good for cabbage worms. Bless
your heart, man, cabbages, of course.
A good, plump cabbage will last several
worms week.
-"How do you like my waffies?"
asked society belle Of her guest.
Could not be nicer, was the reply.
"Did you really make these yourself?n
+" Oh, yes, indeed / read off the re-
cipe to the cook and turned the patent
flour-sifter all by myself. !"
- won't 40 col - II
for the first time, came home at noon
and said to his mother: Mamma, |
don't think that teacher knows much"
s.Why not, my dear?'' "Why, she
kept asking. questions all the time. She
asked where the Mississippi River was. =
= Chicago Tribune.
The pawnbroker takes unusual in
terest in his business. The mariner who
casts the sounding lead has great depth
of feeling. No matter how high-priced
roses may be, they can always be
bought for a scent. It is astonishing
how modest an empty pocket-book is.
It shrinks from publicity. Book
Keeper.
-" There's something about your
daughter" Mr.. Wanghop said refec-
lively there's something about your
daughter--'' yes said old Mr..
Thistlepod, "there is; / had noticed it
myself. 1t comes every night at eight
O'Clock, and it doesn't get away usually
till about eleven o'clock. And some Of
these evenings / am going to lift it all
the way from the front parlor to the
side gate and see what there's in it"
-Enquirer: You wish to set Mr..
Snaggs and his next door neighbor to
fighting Easy enough. Some dark
night just take load of ashes and
oyster cans and dump them in Snaggs'
back yard. He'll lay it to his neighbor
and sling 'em over the fence. The
neighbor'll be madden than candidate
for office beaten by one vote, and will
sling EN- back Then things viii hum;
law suits. pulled noses and bloody heads
will result, and you can sit hack and see
the FUN Z. Post.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
Not So Very Crazy.

Nose Schaumburg had loaned Sam
Bingtom seven hundred dollars. AS
Nose had not seen Sam on the streets of
Austin for several days, it occurred to
him to call at Sans house and find out
how he was coming on. He did not see
Sam, but Mrs. Bingtom was at home.
She looked very sad, and had black
rings around her eyes.
4 am in great distress Mr.. Schaum-
burg.
ssVat wash de matterpn
sMr. Bingtom has lost his mind. and
has been taken out into the country"
ibid he leave dot money NIT you
to pay dot note what comes due next
weekp''
30, no, Mr.. Schaumburg, he is not
crazy enough to do that. He has not
lost his reasoning faculties entire.y -
assas Strings
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
THE KINGS DAUGHTERS.


" The Kings three little daughters, meath the
palace windows straying,
Had fallen into earnest talk that put an end
to playing,
And the weary King smiled once again to
Near what they were saying.
Sits who love our father bestl" the eldest
daughter said;
1 am the oldest Princessi" and her pretty
face grew red;
What is there none can do without? love
him more than breadF
Then said the second Princess, with her
bright blue eyes af1aIne:
Than bread? A common thing like breadl
Thou hast not any Shamel
Glad am / it is !, not thou, called by our
mothers name.
81 love him with better love than one so
tame as thine
More than-oh what then shall say that is
both bright and fine;
And is not common? Yes, know-I love
him more than wineP'
Then the little youngest daughter whose
speech would sometimes halt
For her dreamy way OF thinking, said: "You
are both in fault,
IT'S who love our father best--I love him
more than salt
shrill little shrieks of laughter greeted her
latest word,
AS the two Joined hands, exclaimlng: But
this is most absurd"
And the King, no longer smiling, was gr1eYed
that he had heard,
For the little youngest daughter, with her
eyes of steadfast gray,
Could always move his tenderness, and
charm his care away.
She grows more like her mother Dead" he
whispered, day by day.
"But she is very little, and will find nc
fault tNfA
That, while her sisters strive to see who most
shall me eXat,
She holds me nothing dearer than &C mmon
thing like salt"
The portly cook was standing in the court
yard by the spring;
He winked and nodded to himself: "That
little quiet thing N
Knows more than both the others, as I will
show the King"
That afternoon at dinner there was nothing
fit to eat;
The King turned, frowning angrily, from
soup and fish and meat,
And he found cloying sweetness in the
dishes that were sweet.
And yet, he muttered, muslng: g can moi
find the fault;
Not thing has tasted like itself but this
honest cup of malt"
Said the youngest Princess, shyly: Deal
tatner, Cney want salt.
A sudden look of tenderness shone on the
Kings dark face,
AS he set his little daughter in the dead
Queens vacant place;
And he thought: "She has her mothers
heart-aye, and her mothers grace.
Great love through smallest channels vii
find its surest way;
1t waits not state occasions, which may mo-
come, or may;
1t comforts and it blesses, hour by hour an(
day by day"
-MGr0Gret VdndegrUt, IN The Continent.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
Temperance Reading
EVE STEPS

A little sip of cider,
A little sip of beer;
A taste that's rather bitter,
But what is there to fear?
Il glass of foaming lager,
A choice perfumed cigar;
It's funny what fanatics
Those Temperance people are.
Say, boys, here's to our welfare
May none here lack dime
To buy glass of liquor
At any other time.
Say, can't you trust a fellow2
Give us drop of gin
To stop the dreadful gnawing
That's going on within.
Found dead-a common drunkardI
Alasl how came he there?
1t was the beer and cider;
Beware! beiDdre! BEwARBll
--Temperanse Bonner
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
Our Young Readers.
THE SCHOOL BOOKS GREY
ANCES.


One night not long since, as went to the
A garment of Toms in its place to deposit,
l heard such queer noise upon one of the
Where his school-books all stood in row nv
themselves,
That paused at the door, as in was walk
ing,
And found, to my wonder, the schoolbooks
were talking
Said one, with sigh: "I am sure you re-
How nicely Hooked year since in Septem-
Der;
But now : it shrieked out, in the widest of
AS it flung back its cover, just look at my
And how he could do it is really mystery,
Maltreating like this United States His
tory.
Then a book by her side bowed low, as to
| please her.
And said: = can sympathize; 1 am Toms
Cesar
I'm nearly worn out, and he never translates
without saying roundly he perfectly hates
me-"
And wishes that Cesar had saved him the
By writing in English. Tn nearly bent
| double
BY the fortunes he gives me, the thumpings,
And by being slapped down upon little boys
| backs.
Icould not discern the year through one good
omen,
And now despair said the noble old Ro-
man.
Then said the Arithmetic, speaking quite
grim:
Ny interest isn't of interest to him.
He pays no regard to my Weights and my
Measures,
My Cubes and Square-roots, and the rest of
my treasures.
And myself and my comrade in arms, this
good Slate,
If we choose, we, too, could sad story re-
late"
Then the Reader, the Grammar, and all, testi-
In the very same way. Twas blow to my
pride,
/ For Tom is my boy; but as soon as twas
morning
l woke him, and told him this tale for warn
ing,
And he promised at once, when he heard OF
their pain,
That he never would treat them so rudely
again.
Golden Days.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-05-04
Being Too Good.


A retail dealer on Michigan avenue
secured new customer a few days ago
in the person of a well-dressed lady,
who ordered and paid for large bill of
groceries. The grocer was DESTROYS of
keeping her trade, and, therefore, when
she came again and paid him half adollar
with hole in it, among other change,
he received it and said nothing. Next
day he was obliged to take another,
and during the next week she handed
out dozen coins which had the dread
ed holes letting daylight through them.
Finally, little girl came in one day
and inquired:
:" Is this the place where ma trades?"
"Who is your maP''
"Mrs. -."
eyes, this is the place"
"Well, then, l want pound of
crackers
They were done up for her, and she
handed over a quarter, Which was bat
tered as well as punched.
Cant take it, sissy" said the
grocer.
"Why not?''
Because there is hole in it.
"Don't you take 'em any more?"
"No.n
"Well, this was the last one ma had,
and she was going back to our old gro
Ger as soon as we got rid of it! guess
she'll have to give this to the orphans!''
Detroit Free Press.