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The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31
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The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31
OHTOs OFFICIAL VOTE.
News-Journal, 2sd

IL took two whole weeks TO get them,
but the official returns of the Ohio
election are all in at last, and the Dem
ocrsts, at least, will feel that they are
wei wsrth all the work and the wait
inc for. Here they are:
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

A baby was born in a cemetery at
MarshalIUOwn, iowa, short time ago,
but every where can be seen babies
borne 10 the cemetery because mother .
cruelty negiecG TO procure Dr. Bulls
Sougn Syrup, sure Cure for Group
colds and coughs.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

DURNO'S CAFARRH SNUFF
cures Cate rrh and all affections of the
mucous membeane. ou
For sale by w. P. Carriger. @ a
nov SLY
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31
Fluid Extract OF ROsadalis.

DR.. r. Wilson Carr, of Baltimore,
says che has used it in ca-es of Scroll
ula and other diseases with much sat-
isfaction." aE93e2
DIR. It.. G.. Pugb. of Baltimore, re-
commends ROSADAL!S to all persons
suffering with diseased blood, saying
il is superior to any preparation he has
ever used. sa a
Rev. Dahney Ball, OF the Baltimore
NJ. Z. Conference. South, SAYS he has
been so mach benefited by the use of
RCSADALIS that he cheerfully re-
commends it to all his friends and ac-
quaintances.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

sHILOH'S VITALIZER is what you
need for Constipation, Loss of Appetite,
Dizziness and all symptoms of .Dyspep-
sir. Price 10 and 70 cents per bottle
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made misela able
by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure
is the remedy for you. '3s
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

GROUP, WHOOPING COUGH and
Bronchitis Immediately relieved by
Shiloh's Cure. -'-...s.-..-
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

CATARRH CURED, health and sweet
breath secured by Shiloh's Catarrh
Remedy. Price 81 cents. Nasal In
iector free.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint? Shileh's Vital
izer is guaranteed 10 cure you.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31


ment. .-.-.-.-....-' OO'O~o
In 1880 ,be total vote was 724, s64, ana
Garfield's plurality 34,227. Ia 1881 the
total vote was ga, 226, and Fosters
plurality 24.3B9. In 1882 the total vote
was 632, 1S9, of which Newman (Dem.)
had BIC. S74, Townsend (Rep.) 2S7, 7OS'
Schumacher, (Prohibition) 12,2O2, and
scattering, 1884. HOadly gets 15,OOO
less votes than Garfield got, but he re-
ceived 900 more than were cast Tor
Hancock On the other hand, Foraker
falls % 600 behind Garfield, and runs
only 600 ahead of Hancock. To our
mind this indicates n substantial DE no.
cratic growth, and Indicates that OaiO
Is a Democratic Siate-that her people
have repudia.ed Republicanism, alas
Dorseyism, alias Fosterism, alias Sher-
manism, alias decentralization. This
is what the figures appear to US to mean,
aud il further appears to US that 1t was
the figures that did il. But We confess
we are not good at making figures lie,
so we turn them over TO Cur esteemed
Republican and mathematical contem-
poraries, with full permission to juggle
all the consolation out of them they can
| fud in them.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31
AC8 T.
To Repair Damages.

Fort Worth, Texas, is talking of q
al 600 600 cotton mill.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

THAT HACKING COUGH can be SO
I quickly cured by SHiloh's Cure. We
guarantee it.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

Farmers wishing to be successful with
sheep should guard them against expo
sure. But if in sheltering his sheep the
farmer exposes himself and catches cold
he must use Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

SHILOH COUGH and consumption
Cure is sold by us en a guarantee 1t
cures consump' ion. .H E
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

For lame B.ck, Side or Chest use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 20 cts.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

The remains of The North Carolina
confederaies rece 'ly disinterr'd at
Arlington were reinterred at Raleigh
N. c., recently, under tire auspices OF
the Ladies' Memorial Association. An
address was delivered by Gov. Jarvis.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31
All of One Mind.

Every one who has ever had occasion
to use ROSADALIS for diseases of the
blood, speaks of it in terms eff highest
praise and commendatiOn. 1t is thor
Dug hly effectual, and they all unite in
sayin z there is nothing equal to the
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-10-31

Dear lady, there is probably no use
telling you that fashionable life in a
great city is a rough one on your
beauty. Late hours, loss of sleep and
mental excitement will leave You by
and by shorn of those beautiful tresses
which drew lovers around you in 9TH
ers years. Artificial substitutes can
never pass for those rich and glossy
locks. Parker's Hair Balsam will step
your hair from lag out, restore its
natural coler and Snf.ness, and prove
cleansing and beneficial to the scalp,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23
The Water Rod.

Occasional inquiries are received rela-
tive to the value of the water or divin-
ing-rod, consisting of forked stick held
in the two hands. so that the two ends of
the fork bent and pointing outward in the
two hands, serve as an axis on which the
fork turns. tits held with the point up
ward, as the operator slowly walks over
the ground, the point beginning to turn
down as soon as he approaches an I'M,
derground stream of water. We have
witnessed good deal of the operation
of such rods in the hands of men re-
ported to be skillful in handling them,
only a very few persons, or only one man
in hundred, possessing the power of
working it. The subject is presented to
our attention, just at the present mo-
ment, by the controversy in the London
Gardeners Chronicle, in relation to its
efficacy. One correspondent insists on
its value, and claims that it is not a
popular fallacy, but is based on scientific
truth-that it Is caused by electric cur
rents, which act upon the wand. or
rather upon the favored person who car
ries it; that the electricity follows the
subterranean water-course, and acts on
the rare operator, not one person in 20
900 possessing the gift of using it. He
mentions case where such stream
was successfully pointed out.
In reply to this communication, an
other correspondent asks several ques-
tons, among which are the inquiries
why electricity produces no such effect
when used in other ways, and why
man on glass stool, heavily charged
from an electric machine, so that his
hair will stand on end, possesses no
tendency to turn the divining-rod in his
hands. And he asks how many places
there are in England where water will
not be found by digging deep enough.
And also why, if the operator is blind
folded and led by circuitous route, the
rod gives very confused indications.
There are several additional diff
culties, which will occur to those who
have scientific knowledge of the laws
of electricity. One of these is that isola-
ton is necessary, in order to get active
results, and every one knows that tele-
graph wire is useless unless properly
Isolated; and that the charge from any
medium requires the same care in any
experiment But the running water in
the ground is not isolated; or the opera
tor, or his forked stick; there is plenty
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23

of water held by all soils, which wouA1
act, if at all, with more potency than the
small stream; and besides, no exner;.
ment has ever made electric effects Wis
ible by means of small stream of water
passing through wet soil holding a
hundred times as much water.
But the most conclusive proof of the
fallacy of this method, is the fact, as
above stated, that whenever an operator
is blindfolded and led about in crooked
courses. his indications entirely fail. We
tried this once on veteran operator, the
sincerity of whose belief in its efficacy
was shown by the readiness with which
he submitted to the test. He, as well as
all the spectators, were convinced that
his Imagination had acted on the muscles
of his hands without his being aware of
it, as the stick is held in such way that
the slightest movement will turn it. A
neighbor was once entirely deceived by
such rod, which we held, and which
we caused to turn by an imperceptible
motion, and he would not be convinced,
although we positively assured him that
1t was sham.
Like many weather predictions. the
failures are soon forgotten, and the sue
cessful hits are long remembered; while
in most localities water is found in
greater or less quantities in every spot.
If those who firmly believe in its efficacy
will try thoroughly the blindfold test,
they will be sure to reach only one con-
cluSiOn. - Country Gentleman.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Colonel James Coulter, a member
of the Tennessee Legislature. wears his
hair like woman, bangs and all
Authors of the olden time used to
puff their own works by affixing tax
ing titles to them, such as "A right
merrie aud wittie interlude, verie pleas.
ant to reade, etc., ~ marvellous w title
treatise, etc., "a / electable, 1.-THE
and Righte Profitable Worke, ETC."
Representative Moore, of Tennes.
see, is so proud o his wite's beauty that
he delights in presenting to her hand
some dresses selected himself He
has good taste in such matters as any
lady of fashion. latey Dough a
robe, as a sur Prise for her, costing
$1,000 ] ew wives will deny the good
taste of such husband. ~ o. Plea
yMne.
Mrs. Sarah Whitman Paris, widow
of the late Governor Albion X. Paris.
of this State, died in Washington re-
Gently, in the ninety-third year of her
age. Her husband was the second
Governor ele ted after Maine was ere
ated into State in S23, and was Cow
ernor when General Lafayette ma le his
visit to this city.-Porttnd (Me.)
A7ge3e.
-Bloodgood Fl. Cutter, an eccentric
man, who is known as the poet la re-
ate of Long Island" attracted attention
while riding in ew York the other day
His vehicle was drawn by pranc NO
mule and a venerable horse. Clad in a
pair of high-topped Napoleon boots and
coat OF many colors, the milling poet
laureate looked the picture of innocence
abroad. N Y Time.
Mrs. Tyler, the ex-President's
widow, is in Wash;n gton. She en- oys the
distinction of being the only woman who
ever entered the White House as bride.
She has 20 NC dau ghter, who was an
infant at the time OF the ex-President' S
death, in 1862. She is very atfable, but
she has not forgotten the stately man.
ners that were nfashion forty years ago.
She wears her ha;r ust as it is repre-
sented in the girlish portrait of her which
was painted when she WIS a bride. =
Washington P)s'.
Joaquin Miller, the poet of the
Siefras, has become a rosy worker IN
New York. writes cleverly as ever.
in and out of rhyme, but walks Broad
way with hair and col ar so common
place that he passes simply for one man
in a crowd He had cumulated a
moderate fortune from his books, so
that BY writ ny about as mach as he
felt inclined his in ONE was sufficient
for fairly luxurious living; but he caught
the ever an | carried his money from
the bank to Wall street, where he lost
it. So the poet, with wife an / baby
to be housed and fed, has no time for
&c entricities, but works h4rI and man
fully at such compositions as will sci
best ~ Y. Ora gtic.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23
How to Protect Against the Cold.

How to stay at hons in the winter and
be well, is no less important than to
know where to 90 to be better. All that
might be said of the importance of out
door air and clothing for adults, who are
supposed to know how to dress them
selves for protection, and of domiciIiary
conditions, is implied in the directions
previously given for invalids. But the
greatest sufferers are children-thoSe
who do not know how to care for them
selves, and unfortunately, often the sub
iect of mothers and nurses who seem
not to know how to care for them. How
to dress a child for the winter to be
healthy is commonly sacrificed to the
esthetics of exposure without regard to
weather. Hence we venture the follow
ing suggestions, equally suitable for
either sex, with the certainty of not
offending those who have no need of
them, for the benefit of those who
have. Flannel shirt, all wool, loose,
both in texture and fit; long sleeves and
high neck; two pairs of drawers, the
under ones of same material as shirt,
long enough to reach the top of boots;
long, loose-textured wooden stockings,
to be pulled up over the under drawers.
The second pair of drawers may be of
thick Canton flannel, or wool, gathered
at the knees; waist or under jacket of
the same material Thick, wide-soled
boots, not tight at the ankle, and with
heels not more than half an inch high;
for children under three years of age no
heels. Outside clothing, including nit
tens, should also be made of loose wooden
material, and fitted loosely. Thus
dressed, and with a warm hat on the
head-not tied behind it-with ear-cov-
ers, children may be safely permitted to
go out without the risk of ''catching a
death of cold. "-SGeitGriGn.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23
HUMOROUS.


lin reply to the question: SIS Willie
Winter poet?'' the Philadelph Neus
says: HE used to be, but he has lad
his hair cut.
"A girl Just returned from Boston
high school, said upon seeing a fire en-
CINE at work: "Who would evan have
dweamed such vewy diminutiye look
ing apawatus would hold so much wat
tah.-St. Louis GLote.
Fred. aged seven, was handling a
valuable book carelessly, and his mother
told him to put it down on the table,
He did so unwilling V, and remarked
when L m married, shall not have to
obey mamma
When we see a tightly laced woman
trying to enjoy a COOL laugh with a
smile on her mouth and tears in her
eyes. we think of the dear old h, mn
which begins: ''Let Joy be unconfned.' y
Boston Post
"A German at hotel table in this
city the other day had some Limburgel
cheese sent to him. Al | tile boy who
sat beside him turned o his mother and
excla med: Mamma, how wv sh was
deaf and dumb in my nose. - Chicagc
Nea0s.
-''Yes. sir,r rep led meek looking
man who was asked if he had suffered
any reverses; ''I've seen more ups and
downs during my life than most men. I
'Indeed! What do you 10 for liv.
ing" inquired the philanthropist. 20,
Irun an elevator. sir. - G4a,dgO Hrrdld.
The Mayor and members of the
Board of Aldermen OF Bro kton are anti
tobacco men, and the Mayor of Boston
has forbi lien smoking in the City Ha L
but after all an American sovereign
may use tobacco in that building if he
cheWs. -Loweit Courier
The fortieth MARI. age annive sary
is 'woolen.' 1t is d scouraging for a
young uple just starting out. to think
that they must SILVER on together fo1
forty years before their friends will
chip in and furnish the material to
make them comfortable. Darlington
Hdaokeye.
- What's orbs, Sallie ~ "Orbs?
why, as 10 now, Magg e? VINO SAID
SOP" "Well, you nov that city chap
was sparAing me last night, an he
looked me square in the face and sung
out: ',Oh! if could always ask in the
effuigence of those bright orbs. y
Humph! guess that must be what
they call eyes that squint; but what dc
you suppose he wanted of a basque?9'
-Footpads on ak street Hold up
your hands ictim -..All right: but
what do you want9" "Your watch and
money" 'NYes, of course. but beg
your pardon, you don't rec gnize me;
the plumber took down that ne t.street
q few minutes ago; I'm an editor, and
=" 'Here, take this quarter to NY a
lunch o cheese and something warm.
ing, and 60 about your business. . To-
Ied0 american.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23
The Rocky Mountain Sheep.

The Rocky Mountain sheep inhabit
the lofty chain from which they derive
their name, from its northern termina-
ton in latitude s deg. to a@out latitude
4S deg, and perhaps farther south.
They also frequent the elevated and
dragged ridges with which the country
between the great mountain range and
the Pacific coast is intersected, but they
do not seem to have advanced farther
eastward than the declivity of the
Rocky Mountains. nor are thew found
in any of the billy tracts near Hudson's
Bay They collect in herds of from
thirty to forty young rams and females,
herding together during the winter and
spring. MIR. Drummond informs us
that the Rocky Mountain sheep exhib-
tied the simplicity of character so re-
markable in the domestic species, but
that where they had been often fred at
thew were exceedingly wild, alarmed
their companions on the approach of
danger by a Kissing noise, and scaled
the rocks with speed and agility that
batHed pursuit. Some naturalists have
suppo ed that this var ETY. of the sheep
family is substantially the same as the
ASH tic Argali, but of diminished stat
ure. Others dissent from this opinion.
not only on account of its size but of
diflerence'in the curvature of the horns.
Those who maintain it imagine that
some of the Argali originally passed
Behring' Strait on the ice to the Amer
il an continent.
1.-The fat-rumped sheep says DR..
Anderson, resemble one another by
having particularly the males-a solid
mass OF lat formed upon the rump, di-
vided, as itwege, into two hemispheres,
which take the form of hips, with
little knob of a tail in the middle. Some
OF them have horns, but others do not.
Its covering is a mixture of hair and
wool. Some of the breeds weigh as
much as 200 pounds, and the mass of
fat formed on the rump varies from a
tenth to fifth part Of the entire weight.
In the neighborhood of Caucasus, the
hind quarters are sailed as hams and
sent in large quantities to the northern
part of Turkey. 1t has been supposed
by some writers that this breed NAV be-
the same as that which was bred bv the
Patriarchs, in the days of Abraham and
NJ ses, The sacred penman mentions
that Mos s took the fat and the rump.
and all the fat which was upon the in 1
wards. and burned them upon the altar
fora burnt offer ng,- From Breesls of
NfeY'. &C
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-02-23

After much discussion, the committee
of a certain clu in remote Russ an
town has drawn up the following set oil
rules for the gu dance OF its members
The code seems to be as Draconian as
it is originals:
ID No one shall enter the cub with
dirty boots. ~ No one shall We ar his
workaday clothes if they are inn req
mated with unpleasant smells, such as a
scent of fish, leather pit h. etc. (3i
At the club dances black cloth is laid
down as the correct dress. AZ in bad
weather, when the streets are muddy,
all members of the club must wear slip,
perS, SO as not to dirty The 4ioor (5l
Whoever shall dare to put in an appear
ance at a club ball in velvet waistcoat
or q green cravat renders himself liza lie
to fine o. a ruble and hall. to be put
aside for the benefit of the musicians.
(6) A very stringent rule this 1t is
expressly forbidden that any member,
IN the course of a Soir5e { ansdlate, shall
use the ballroom curta Ms for a pocket
handkerchief. If he does he will be ig-
ANONYMOUSLY kicked out "a The man
who smokes also at a so rec dqnsan e)
in the portion o. the club set aside for
ladies shall be instantly fined twenty,
five kopecks, to go toward the purchase
of powder or eau de Cologne for the
ladies (S} No mem eu who may hap
pen to be exhilarated, no matter how
late in the evening, shall be allowed to
introduce the can can in set of quad
rifles.
The other rules prescribe that no one
who is tipsy ''beyond the koun S of de-
cency" shall renal in the ballroom.
The bafetier shall be responsible for
such persons which Sc ms rather hard
on the bufetier. ieeae drunken man
shall be fined three rubles-the product
TO go to the formation of a library; and
In case of a dispute Il billiards The dis.
putants are warned against using the
cues to back their opinions, undera pen
a stS.I, Of a, forty kopechs per blow ~faH-