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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-10-22
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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-10-22
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peldes Die Staatsweiien I'M Gon9reB gegen
Die 8ieIDeiberet Der Mormonen perl6riez
ben batten. ais pirfun9Slos ertpielen. OaS
bonn Senator Gbmuuos ~erionnene @eieb,
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lberpGltt8enbe Mebrbett uno ertpa6lten
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
MAKING FACES AT NY noa.

In the early days of what's now very
rich and widely circulated Michigan
weekly newspaper, the editor bad occas-
ion to bastow some advice on rich and
influential citizen. The advice was NOT
very kindly taken. GA the contrary,
word was sent to the olfise that in case
the offense was repeated somebody would
lie made to slff II for il. It was prompt
ly repeated, of course, aud the influential
citizen soon appeared aud gan.
''SiL you have seen fit to attack me
through the columns Of your paper. Y1n
have DECLARED war. 1 accept it. From
this on it shall be war 20 the knife. My
brother will Withdraw his advertising"
"Never advertised a line with u.s." re-
piled the editor.
Il will ask my friends to refuse you
all job work
This whole town doesn't have $40
worth year"
You shall haye no more legal adver-
tising."
Never had a square of it yet, and don't
expect any,"
Sri exclaimed influential. as he
paused inaLis walk, Il will ride through
the coul,uy aud stop your sulScrip' iois;
yes, sir l sill lose you 400 Subscribers
between this and winter?'
"How mepy?"
"Four hundred, sir"
Colonel Blank" shouted the editr,
as he rose up in his wrath, "yon are the
biggest fool in Americal How on enrth
are you going to take 400;subscribers off
my books when theiiGAzETTE has only
355, counting in all the dead-heads and
d d4n[-heas? Gro away, sir! Go and take
your revenge 10y throwing stones tiny
COW and making mp faces at my dog"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
HAPPILY RE-uNITEn.

An exchange gives the following interest
ing item: j. D. Bunncll, OF CarbondaIc, at
one time resident of Polt Jervis, N Y.
says that about two years ago his wife began
proceedings for Il divorce. 1t was the old
story-an impulsive ceurtship, a happy
marriage and gradual arrangement. Mr..
Bunnell made no opposition to the proceed
ings and soon afterwards the divorce wos
granted. Mrs. Bunnell kept the only child,
bright boy of seven, and opened hair
dressing establishment in Port Jervis and
this fall went to Philadelphia to live with
sister. Mr.. Bunnell, had been employed
as commercial trayeler by a Carbendale
firm. The little boy proved bond Of union
between the two and correspondence was
opened between them in relation to the
child. in which many messages were ex-
changed. Finally Mr. Bunnell proposed to
relieve his late wife of the expense of edu-
eating the boy by taking the lad to the
home Of his grandmother, in Carbondale.
| From that place he went to Philadelphia.
This of course brought father and mother
together. The result of the interview was
the rekindling Of the old love flames. A
reconciliation took plare and they resolved
to again urite fortunes. Mr.. Bunnell re-
turned to Carbondale with the boy and few
! days ago his wife followed aud they were
again married.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
EoW THE SALARIES WERE PAID

Between l777 aud 1884 The Territory OF
Tennessee (rea ly part of North Carolira)
maintained State government under the
name of ''Frauklyn." Iu the old records
quoted once by Daniel Webster in a
Congressional speech the follow
ing curious statements of the way pay
ments were made in time when the p.o-
pie had no current money:
''Be it enacted by the General Assem-
bly, OF the State Of Franklin, that irnIu
the first day of January, l779 the salur.
les OF the officers of this Commonwealth
be as follows, TO wit;
His Excellency the Governor, per an
mum, 600 deer skins;
His Honor the Chief Jnstice, 500 deer
skins, or 500 rlccoon skins;
"rhe Treasurer Of the State, 450 rae
coou skins;
"Cl,rk Of the House of Commons, 200
TaceOon skins;
"Nember OF Assembly, per diem, three
raccoon skins
Entered into law the 18th day of
October. 1873, under the great seal OF the
7 State"
/ The well-worn burlesque of the 'leatb-
er medal suggests a vague reference to the
times when skins were the only money.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

"0ne morn | missed him on the customed
hill,
Along the heath and near his favorite tree;
Another came,-nor yet beside the rill,
Nor up the lawn, nor at the wood was he;
"The next, with dirges due, in sad array,
Slow through the church way path we
saw him bourne;-
Approach and read (ror thou caust read
the lay
Graved on the stone beneath yon aged
thorn"
THE EPtTAPH.
Here rests his head upon the lap Of earth
A youth to lnrtune and to fame unknown
Fair science irowned rot on his humble
birth,
Aud melancholy marked him for her own.
Large was his bounty, and his soul sincere;
Heaven did recompense as largely send;
He gave to misery (all he had) a tear,
He gained from heaven Ct was all he
wished) friend.
No further eek his merits to disclose,
Or draw his frailties from their dread
abode
(There they alike in trembling hope repose,)
The bosom Of his Father and his God.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
THE n. Y. SUN.
NEW YORK, 1883.

Moro people have read Tue SUN during
the year just now passing than ever before
since it was first printed No otncr news
paper published Un this side of tho earth has
been bOug ht and read. in any year by so many
men and women.
We are creditably informed that people
buy, read, and like The SUN for The follow
ing reasons, among others:
Because its news columns present in at
tIactive form and with the greatest possible
'ccuracy whatever has interest for human
kind the events, the deeds. and misdeeds, the
wisdom, the philosophy. the notable folly.
the solid sense, the improving nOnsense--all
the news OF the busiest world ut present re-
VOlvng in space.
Because people have learned that in its re-
marks concerning persons and affairs the
SUS makes practice of telling them the eN-
act truth to the best of ability three hundred
and sSty-iive days in the year, before elec-
tion as well as after, about the whales as
well as the small hsh, In the face OF dissent as
plainly aud fearlessly HS when supported bY
general approval. THg sun has absolutely
no purposes to serve, rave the Information Of
its readers and the furtherance of the com
mon good.
Because it is everybody's newspaper No
man is so humble that THESUN is Indifferent
to his welfare and his rights. No man, no
association OF men, is powerful enough to be
exempt from the strict application OF its
| principles of right and wrong.
Because in politics IL has fought for n dozen
| years, without intermissiOn and sometimes
almost alone among newspapers, the fight
| that has resulted in the recent Overwhelming
| popular verdict against RObesonism and for
! honest government. No matter what party
| is in power, THE Sun stands anu will con.
| tinuc 10 stand like rock for The interests OI
the people against the ambition of bosses the
encroachments of monOpolisIs, and the dis
honest schemes of public robbers.
| All this is what we are told almost daily
| by our friends. One man holds that THI
/ SUN is the hest reliS iOus newspaper ever pub
| lished, because it's Christianity is undiluted
| with cant. Another holds that 1t is the best
Republican newspaper printed, because it hn,
| already whipped half of the rascals out Ol
| that party. and the proceedings against thC
| other half with undeminished vignr. A thirC
| believes Il to be the best magazine ofgenera
! literature in existence because its readers
miss nothing worthy of notice that is current
IN the world of thought. So every friend o
| The SUN discovers one of its many sides tha
appeals with particular force to his indiydu
| al liking.
lfyou already know TIVE SUN, you will oh
serve that in 1888 1t is q little better than eve
| before. Ii you do not already know Tn
| SUN, you will hnd IL TO he mirror Of all hu
man activity, II storehouse of the choices
products of common sense and Imagination,
mOinstay for the cause OF honest government
n sentinel for genuine IeIersUnan Demo
cracy, scOurge for wickedness of ever,
81 ecies, an and uncommOnly good investmen
for the coming year
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

"A q1ack doctor would look with dis
gust upon present Of cane with
ducks head carved upon it.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
but nothing short of pike-toed boot will
turn away book-peddler
Sometimes when the doctor orders
yon to n warmer clin ate he does not re-
fer 10 the other world
The llst' straw hat may be strong
enough TO break caulels back, but it
would be too weak too raj 20 cobbler.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

The wind whistleh around the chimney
to2s and steeples, and blew bricks down in
to the street soaring the people who walked
below. Snow, sleet and hail drove intn the
faces of those who dared expose themselves.
and made them button their coats tight
around their throats. or course there was
sore tHroats and cnlds and coughs and rheu-
niatisIn the next day. But what werc these
to men and women who could step into any
drug store and buy bottle of PERRY DAv-
ISIS PAIN KILLER?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

The fashion of short sleeves never
made pretty arms, but it is more than
probable that pretty arms made short
sleeves fashionable.
Profanity never did any man the least
good, No man is richer, happier or wiser
for il. Il recon- mends no one TO society.
it is disgusting to refined people, and
abominAbls 10 the good,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
important Proclamation.

The Hon. Peter Dove is Sheriff of the
City and County of New York. Recently
in conversation with one Of nnr reporters,
Mr. Bewe proclaimed the following fact
81 consider St. Jacobs OH an excellent rem
edy, and one that ought certainly find its
way into every household, Mrs. BoWe al
wavs has bottle of il there. and makes
family remedy Of it."-Nel0 York Eucning
telegram.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

You, asks n barber which way he
shayesup or down. The barber quickly
answers, down.
There is woman in Tyrone so mean
that she boils sauer kraut IN an iron safe
TO keep her noigabors from getting
smell.
The latest claimant for pension
puts his case on the ground that his faith
er seut out substitute who was shot
pr ba Ilv for desertop.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

@aa"There is no arguing a coward in'o
cour &C." But even tie coward may be
brave after irving Kidney Wort. that medi-
cine of wonderlui efficacy in all diseases Of
tn, liver and kidneys. 1t is prepared in
both the dry aud liquid form and can oil.
ways be relied on AS an effective cathartie
aud diurelic. Try il.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
Railroad Guide.
Philadelphia & Reading R. R.

Arrangement Of Passenger Trains.
NOVEMBER, 18th, 1882.
Trains leave Allentown as follows:
(VIa PERKIoMEN RAILRoAD.)
For Philadelphia at $500, Gas, 1l.4o a. M,
and 1910 p. IN.
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia at $500 a. m. and 3.S5p.m.
(Via EAST PENN BRANcH.)
For Reading and Harrisburg, 600, $40 a.
m, 1915, 4.Sr, and 0.05 p. IN.
For Lancaster and Columbia, 600, $40 q.
M, and 81 p. IN.
SUNDAYS.
For Harrisburg, and waypoints, o.o5 p. m.
Trains for Allentown leave as follows:
(Via PERKIoMEN RAILRoAD)
Leave Philadelphia, 7.4o n. m. and 100,
*l.35, and $40 p. m.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Philadelphia. 500 a. M, 3.15, and
%4.20 p. m.
(Via EAST PENN. BRANoH.)
Leave Reading, 7.9o, 1915 a. M, ZOO 800,
Leave harrisburg, 500, $50, $50 a. m, Las
and 400 p. M.
Leave Lancaster, 1880 a. M, 100 and tS.4O
p M
tTron King Street Depot.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Reading, 80 a. m.
Leave Harrisburg, 8 20 a. IN.
Trairs via "Pertiomen Railroad" marked
thus (K) run to and from Depot, Ninth and
Green streets, Philadelphia, other trains to
and from Broad street depot.
The $500 and 6.45 n. m. trains from Allen
town. and the II 35 and h.15 p. IN. train from
Philadelphia, via Perkiomon Railroad, have
through cars to and from Philadelphia.
j. L. wOOTTEN,
General Manager.
&. G.. HANCOCK,
Genl Pass'r & Ticket Agent.
November 9th
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

When you fret and iume at the petty
ills of life remember that the wheels
which &c round without cracking last
longest.
Out in Ohio they revive fainting
man hy putting a piece of limbureer
cheese to his nose. If th res any life in
him be gets mp and travels.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

M Job Printing neatly,
cheaply and promptly execut-
ed at this Office. Give us a
trial and be convinced.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27

W. Goodrich. Wnghtsvile, Pa, says /;
Crowns Iron Bitters entirely cured me Of
loss Of appetite and lack of energy"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-01-27
Advertising Rates.

We desire il to he distinctly understood
that no advertisements will be inserted in
the columns of THE CARBON ADVOCATE that
may be received from unknown parties or
firms unless accompanied by the CASH
The following are our ONLY termsi
ONE SQUARE 40 L1NEs),
ou ,,o.r zach insertion. .............. TO cts.
six months. each insertion........." 20 cts
Three months, each insertion........." ~ cts
Loss than three months, first insertion
81; each subsequent insertion,....'' 20 cts'
Local notices 10 cents per line.
II. v. MORTIMER, Publisher.
Connecticut western news., 1883-07-04
HOW WATCHES ARE MADE.

It will be apparent to any one, who will OK anime a SOLID GOLD WATCH, that aside rom the necessary thickness for engraving and polishing, a large proportion of the preclou- metal used, is needed not only to stiffen and hold the engraved portions in place, and sup ply the necessary solidity and strength. The surplus gold is actually needless so far as UTIL- TrY and beauty are concerned. In JAMES BOSS PATENT GOLD WATCH CASES, this WASTE of precious metal is overcome, and the SAME soIIDITY AND STRENGTH produced at from one-third to one half of the usual cost of solid cases. The process is of the most simple nature, as follows: plate of nickle compost tion metal, especially adapted to the purpose, has two plates of SOLID GOLD soldered one on eack side. The three are then passed between polished steel rollers, and the result Is strip of heavy plated composition, from which the cases, backs, centres, bezels, &c., are cut and shaped by suitable dies and formers. The gold in these cases is sufficient to admit of all kinds of chasing, engraving and enamellng the engraved cases have been carried until worn perfectly smooth by time and use without removing the gold.
 THIS IS THE ONLY CASE MADE WITH TWO PLATES SOLID GOLD AND WARRANT ED BY SPECIAL CERTIFICATE.
 For sale by all Jewellers. Ask for Illustrated Catalogue, and to see warrant.
Connecticut western news., 1883-07-04
What Causes so Many Fires.
INSURANCE MEN SAY THAT THEY SPRING
 FROM SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION.

Insurance managers think many of the fires throughout the country spring from spontaneous combustion. One of them says on the subject. The more usual cause of these fires are "oily waste, rubbing rags" Excelsior used for rubbing and finishing, "oiled rags for cleaning sewing machines, oiled paper used for lining packing cons, iron grind ings, piles of coal, etc. The present ob- ject is to suggest practical methods for overcoming the danger of spontaneous | fires from those principal causes with which we come in daily contact.
 Oily waste IS the most common cause of spontaneous combustion, since it is found in every factory, store, hotel, of flee building, etc., having even an ele- vator in it. The usual custom prevails among the better houses to remove the "oily waste'' daily, yet it is quite com mon to find it lying upon the floors, upon and under workbenches, and often with the clean waste.
 "Oily waste" which is permitted to lie around during the day is not likely to be cleaned up carefully at night, and even in the best establishments fragments will fall under machinery, benches, tables, and heating apparatus, besides the sur plus carried into rat holes. Then again 1t is frequently swept up with other rub bish, placed ill barrels, and kept over night, to the hazard of property valued at hundreds of thousands of dollars.
 Rags used in cleaning sewing ma- chimes are commonly placed with the cuttings or with the floor sweepings, and repeatedly our inspectors have urged discontinuance of such conduct. Here after where such carelessness is discov- cred and not immediately remedied, our policies will be discontinued without delay. 7@
Connecticut western news., 1883-07-04
Indians With Tails.

The existence of tribe of Indians in Paraguay with tails is asserted, apparent ly on good authority. An Argentine domiciled in the Argentine missions has yerba establishment ill the Paraguayan missions iD district called Tacuru- Tuyu. While collecting the yerba in the yerba woods one day his mules were attacked by some Guayacuyes Indians, who fled after killing several mules. The muleteers pursued, firing on the Indians, one of whom, a boy of seven or eight years, was wounded and captured. This boy was brought to Posadas, the Argentine residence of Don Francisco Goicochoa, the Argentine reefrred to, and excited much wonder, and some Ger mans photographed him, lie having a tail six to, eight inches long. The boy is very ugly, but his body is not covered with hair. A brother, ill possession of Col. Rudecindo Roca, has also tail, and it is said that all the tribe are similarly adorned. This tale of tail is vouched for by Dr. Lutiz Pizzarrello an Italian.
 DIVIDING UP.-William Stricker, one of the wealthiest men in Clark County, Indiana, has deeded 8 farm to each of his children. The smallest farm is valued at $11 1000 and the largest at $20,0 He does not want his will con- tested after death, and desires to see all of his children satisfied before he dies.
Connecticut western news., 1883-07-04
The Suez Canal is to be lighted by

electricity.
 General Wallace has refused to ac- cept notice of the termination of the treaty with Turkey; has demanded the punishment of some Kurds who attacked American missionaries, and has de- manded an apology from the Porte be- cause an American doctor was not al lowed to practice in Tripoi.
 There is intense excitement in Hun- gary over the trial of number of Jews who are accused of having murdered Christian girl at Tisza-E Ezlar to use her blood in their ceremonies.
 Serious riots against the Jews have occurred in St. Gall, Switzerland.
 The Pope has asked President Grevy to use his influence to prevent conflict between Church and State in France.
 Three hundred paupers from Ireland, whose passage. was paid by the British government, arrived in the Furnessia, at New York. They were sent back.
 The British passenger vessels Hu- runi and Waitara, of the New Zealand Shipping Company, came into collision off Portland Friday night, and the Wal tara sank in two minutes. Twenty-Five nersons were drowned, the others were rescued. Alderman William Meagner has been elected Lord Mayor of lN< -sn.
 Dispatches from Shanghai an nounce favorable prospects of peace.
 In Paris. Louise Michel, the female socialist, has been convicted of melting to riot and has been sentenced to six years imprisonment. She spoke in hel own defense attacking the government ond said that her work was justified Other prisoners were sentenced at the same time.
Connecticut western news., 1883-07-04
John Bright on the Channel Tunnel.

The St. James Gazette says:-t'There is supposition, said MT. Bright. 'I should have supposed it necessary to have gone to Bedlam to discover any man who could have entertained it, there is supposition that with 35, 900, ,OOO per sons in Great Britain and Ireland, of whom 8,OOO,O GOO are grown men, we could not defend hole in the earth not more than about twenty feet wide.'
 MT. Bright also ridiculed the idea of ca great military auth ority," that France would send over boats and seize this end of the tunnel, and then at its leisure transport its army through the tunnel. He ad- vised his hearers never to take the opin- ion of high military authorities except that if we had had civilian of capacity in the harbor of Alexandria on the 11th of July last, there would have been no bombardment, no burning of Alexandria, no slaughter of 5000 or LOGO lives, and the calamity would have followed that there would have been nobody ennobled and no pensions given. His own im- pression was that the Channel tunnel, if 1t were made, would be of enormous value to this country, as it would be Of great value to all Europe, but far greater value to this than any other country, ex- cept, perhaps, France. In conclusion, he said he had left his colleagues be- cause he believed it to be his duty. Duty made it necessary he should leave an official position with dignity and emolu ment connected with it, but dignity and emolument, andal that office could give, were valueless unless accompanied by the belief that they were held in consist ancy with ones duty in the honest en- deavor to serve the people who had given him and shown him so much of their trust.