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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01
TELEPHONE CONNECTIONS.

The bald headed Sun man answered
a telephone call on Saturday last, and
mans voice spoke about having
some business with the editor, and he
was asked to step up to the office.
His answer was, "Why, thunder and
lightning. man, lam in Ripon." That
knocked the editor cold, and he gave
the man soft answer, when suddenly
female voice asked who it was talk
ing, and on being told it was the bald
headed Milwaukee man. she said.
"Why, good heavens, am the oper
ator at Fond du Lac" That knocked
the editor colder. and after few
words another female voice Clipped
in and said the owner of it was in the
Oshkosh office The thing was getting
interesting, and the editor was Just
going to get in his work, giving the
Oshkosh girl breeze and tell her to
beware Of Colorado Senator's, when
another girl broke the connection with
laugh that fairly paralyzed him. He
thought it was an oldtime laugh that
he knew, and he began to smile right
through the telephone. when the girl
sad she was total stranger at Green
Bay. but she read The Smu Then
the Milwaukee Office cut it off. and we
realized that the telephone to the
country was success, because we had
tried ii. We doubt if any citizen If
Milwaukee, has talked with as many
people. in as many different places.
in SO few seconds, as the above exper-
fenced Peck's Sun.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

The old maid of the period is usu-
ally rich old maid, and her virtues
are of the conservative order.
Such lady was recently addressed
by a widower with seven children who
desired to marry her.
Sir" she said, Il would not live in
the house with seven children of my
own, much less anybody else's." The
wiIowcr said:
"Iou astonish me-" And. after a
little while, What am to do with
my seven children?"
Offer them to some girl in her teens
who doesn't know any better said
the maiden lady. and the widower
said he believed he would.
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ABOUT DRUGGISTS.

All druggists should he honorable men. and
We ar" lncin, Il to believe the majority of them
are: hut there are what i, called black
sheep in all professions. We came across
one Of the latter class not long since. While
IN hl~ store - customer asked for AmInrn'>
Cough Syrup. \> the druggist WIS doing it up
for linn h" SAID, = have Il preparation which
| can recommend rs httt r than this" The
man SAID, = will take that then. but my
friends have spoken 50 highly Of Ammcn>
Cough Syrup, AMI knowing its virtues, also
knowing the manufacturer. and that hc put it
"I the market Tor the benefit of mankind. a.
well ~ for the sake Of gain. had some curiosity
t" learn why the druggist preferred to sell
some other remedy to it. SO We asked him
why 1t was. Imagine his reply. He SAID,
"Why. make just eight cents more on the
lottle | sold him than | would have made on
Ammcn,. | said, "Oh, that : it. YES. ="
he says, always recommend and try t. sell
what pays me the biggest profit" Comment
Is unnecessary. Let lis hope that there are
but few like him i'll the drug business. Meet
in5 the customer few days later, and iesir-
ill.,; to know if that kind of business paid, We
mentioned the circumstance t. him, and
ii the bottle of medicine the druggist recon-
mcnded did him any good. He said. NO,
used about onethlrd Of it, and threw it away;
| then went to another drug store and bought
Il bottle of Anmens Cough Syrup which
cured my cold We asked, =" Why did You
I" to another druggist He replied, Be
cause shall never spend another cent with
that man
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01
A PIAZZA TRAGEDY.

The beauteous Ethel'- father Lasa
New painted front piazza
He has
Plaza:
When with tobacco twas tainted.
They had that front piazza painted i
That tainted
Piazza PAINTED.
Algernon called that night. I'rrc!,arrc
Arrayed in comely seal-kln pants
That night ierchancc
In gorgeous pants:
Engagin: Ethel i'll 4 chat.
On that piazza down he sat
In chat
They sat.
And when an hour or two had pass Il.
He tried TO rise, but bh. stuck fast
At last
Stuck fast.
Fair Ethel shrieked, 1t Is the paint.
And tainted III a deadly faint
This saint
Did faint.
Algernon sits there till this day
He cannot tear himself away
Away:
Nav. Nay;
His pants are firm. the paint l. dry
He's nothing else to do but die
To die.
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THE DEAD CANNOT BE RAISED.

nor if your lungs are badly wasted away can
You he cured 10y DIR. Pierccs Golden Medical
Discovery" 1t is, however, unequalled As II
tonic, Alternative, and nutrative, and readily
cures the most obstinate cases of bronchitis.
coughs. and incipient consumption, far sur
passing in efficacy cod liver oil. Send two
sumption and Kindred affections. Address
WORRIES DISrEhsARr MEDICAL Association.
Buffalo, y. y.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

-" Men are but sorry witnesses in their
own cause" The praise of Kidney Wort
comes from the mouth Of those who have been
made strong and healthy by it. Listen: " 1t
is curing everybody" writes druggist.
" kidncy-W"rt is the most popular medicine
We sell" 1t should be by right. for no other
medicine has such specific action on the liver.
bowels and kidneys.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01
AN HONEST POUND.

STAR is the only first class Tobacco tina
is always put up in Ii ozs. to the pound plugs
Cons ,mers who always buy Tobacco by the
plug will save > ozs. on each plug 10y lurchas-
Ing STAR For proof of this weigh your
Tobacco Tin Stars on each plug.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

Young and Middle aged men suffering
from nervous debility, premature old age. loss
of memory, and kindred symptoms, should
send three stamps for Part VII of pamphlets
issued 10y Worlds Dispensary Medical Associ-
alton, Buffalo, \. Y.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

There is nothing letter for Poison Oak
Cuts, Burns and Sores than MOTHER CARY :
SALvE. Price - cts. Try it.
Ceremonies are different in every country;
but true politcncss is everywhere the same
lGnlNsmith
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900

What W Ill Browns Iron BIttcrs cure? Ii will
cure Heart Disease. Paralysis, Dropsy. Kidney
Disease Consumption, Dyspepsia, Rheum;l
tism and all similar diseases. Its wonderful cur;l
tive powers is simply because it purltes and en-
riches the blood: thus beginning at the fnunda-
tlon and by building up the system. drives out
all disease. For the peculiar troubles to which
ladies are subject II Is Invaluable II is the only
preparation of iron that does not color the
teeth or cause headache.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

a Northern lady paying her first
visit to New Orleans, astonished the
waiter at one Of the high priced res
taurants the other morning by order
ing red snapper fish for her break
fast When some one told her these
fish weighed all the way from five to
one hundred pounds and more. she
rescinded the order and meekly
called for shad.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

That man will get rich who can
keep his OWN door closed.
What !. = hnIi.o vitL,ut a baby ,
Well. comparativclv uuict.
When ,b.ra ar,. mon about women
;,r. NOT 50 apt ,n kiss each other.
Mann .oL. l;. .v, I;fo anil bo
will moi know what f. do with it.
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lhele ~ aA""sS ,,i business loi 'iio9''
VINO aoNef'ise' iloSo "ho "o HUI
iast gone o"' Vi BUSINESS
they have steamboat excursions
IN Florida where 1t costs four dollars
to 60 and SIN to come back.
4 fool is proud of having had soft
cnlng OF the BRAIN. The disease Is
certificate that he has Il BRAIN.
Virgins will know about his
weather profits when the accounts OF
sales of his almanacs are all IN.
The manly art of self defense" Is
SO called to distinguish il from the
brutes, WIG take to it naturally.
The engagement ring Il select
circle of mothers and spinsters who
make matches between young people
Isn't il a little paradoxical to speal
of a man as crank when he is SO set
i'll his mind that you can't turn him
Accor,liur +, the critic. there is ;
man in WASHINGTON wh,se orroranc,
is big enough to bmst Il gas company
\ National Board of Health with
ont a quorum and without hundred
thousand dollars, is a sorrowfu
thing.
Vermont sap must run very fast t,
catch up with the new maple sugar
the groccrs have had on hand for tw,
years.
Tho New Workers who saw Til,
Play didn't applaud Judas, simpl.
because they thought he sold ont toe
cheap.
Can't. Pickles wanted 10 call hi,
ferryboat Good Rule, because it vii
work both ways, but he was over
ruled in the matter.
Senator Tabor saws he will estab
lish paper of his own in Denver. |,
is the only way an experimental MAJ
can sound his own praises.
The spring season is the time wher
County Treasurers who cant tell
where that $4,000 went to. 90 on q
visit to relatives in Canada.
II i wo,l o,,,ob T., travail f,r or.,s
boaltb. hnt Il bas hoon nn,;cnd tb,,
a mann ;s much boalth;or r. b;s sal
arv ia stonned whom ahsont mo ''''
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

tlrMake your old things look like new by
using the Diamond Dyes, and you will be
happy. Any of the fashionable colors for ten
cents
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

You may depend ON it he is good mar
whose intimate friends are all good.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

The reason why people never have
any other disease after having con
sumption is because they do not live.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01
FEMALE COMPLAINTS"

Men resemble the gods in nothing 20 much
as i'll doing good to their fellow creatures.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

DIR. +. Il. Wcathers. Elkton. n.y., says: 4" re-
gard Browns Iron Bitters rs a medicine of I'M
usual worth"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

An umbrella is like good Catholic
because it can keep lent
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

Carpets and furniture 20 per cent cheaper
at ii. Schellhaas'. l1th ST.. Oakland.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

Bre.ity is the soul of wit, and tediousncss
the limbs and outward tlourishcs
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

General Sherman recently had
some shirts made at a furnishing store
in Washington. and the cutter. a few
weeks later. met the General with a
friend. walking down the ayenue
The General remembered the face.
but could not locate him. and the cut
ter greeted him with: Good morn
ing. General. How are You o-day ,"
The General stopped. shook hands,
and the crtter perceiving that the
Generals mind needed refreshing.
said quietly: Made your Shirt"
oh. L beg pardon" said the General
quickly, and turning to the gentle
man with whom he WAS walking he
said: All. Colonel --. allow me to
introduce YOU to my friend, Major
Schurz"
When any druggist or dealer tri,~ To- ~''.l
yo,l, or tells you that some oth'r rl!riy i ~
good ar better, V hen You ask for .Ammrn :
Cough SyIup. 'ook i'll his face. and y"u Will
ste that G"d has stamped upon his c"uit"-
nance III unml~tak;th,r characters the word
curiiitv. and 10y investigation y"u viii sind
that he l. Recommending; som" dccoct!"n of his
own that cost him only Il f,W cents t" pre-
pare, >"inr patent remedy upon ;hich he
makes :; lar" profit. Ask for Amni.u :
Cough Syrup. Take no other. Bay l1-crnt
"r Il :alcrnt hutt'r T-~t it Yourself It
stands upon it. m"ilt-.
CONFERENCE.-THE. fn It year or more W.
have been advertising. for Mr. H"I,rt :.
.Ammrn Il PREPARATION known Il, Amn'n :
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-01

1t is better for a young man to blush than
to turn pale.
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High chairs at low prices at ii. Shellhaas'
18th St, Oakland.
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A DELICIOUS breakfast or supper dish.
SOCSED SPlCED PlLCHAkDS in

I'D. tins.
For Sale at all Grocers and Wholesale OF Il
Rod Cross Packing Co., San Francisco.
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upon somebody winch mad not been
taken in good part. The place, more
over, was no longer damp, but abso-
lutely wet-dripping.
The remarks of visitors upon the
subject grew SO unpleasant that they
We're excluded from the great hall al
together. where Jebb and 1 often sat
alone together on the high-backed
chairs, watching proceedings. 1 con
fess that l was almost as much inter
ested in the matter as he was, and
felt certain that something would
come of it. The proverb parturiunt
mOntes, etc, had no sarcasm for us,
for even if it should be mouse, that
would surely be sufficiently surpris-
ing. However, though the Satyr's
eye got darker and damper, nothing
happened; and Jebb, growing impa,
tient, determined to have the mystery
solved at any cost. He sent privately
for two workmen, and in orr presence
they took the mantelpiece down and
broke it up
At the back of the Satyr's eye saw
an enormous toad.
OF course, had heard of such
creatures being found in trees and
stones, but until that moment l had
never believed it. He was alive, OF
course, much larger indeed than life
and a great deal uglier.
1t was no wonder that any marble
with a drop of blood in its veins sand
it had veins--should have resented
his presence. Never shall 1 forget
him as he squatted all in bunch
upon the hearthstone, glariDg at lis
with his magnificent eyes. and per
spring from every pore. Il am out
at last he seemed to be saying,
but it was a long job"
According to Prof loft, to whom
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-12-01

Louisiana that have heretofore beer
counted for Randall were entered on the
carlisle list to-day. the gentlemen who will
poll their votes calling on Mr. Carlisle 10
assure him OF their support. Mr.. Carlisle
also received assurance Of eight OF the ten
members OF the Georgia delegation, two OF
The three members Of the West Vir-
ginia delegation. and four members OF
! the Massachusetts delegation that they
would vote for him from first 20 last. Rep
rcsentatiye Follett, OF Ohio, who was
said TO be wavering and inclined towards
Randall. called upon Carlisle tonight and
/ pledged himself TO vote for the latter until
The last ballot. II was stated also at Car
isles headquarters that the Wisconsin
delegation, which was placed last night in
RandnlPs doubtful list, was pledged TO Car
isle; that the latter could be elected with
ont vote from New York, PENNSYLVANIA,
or Ohio, although three votes from the last
mentioned State were claimed for him.
The maximum vote conceded to Randall at
Carlisle'S headquarters is 60.
There was larger crowd at Randalrs
rooms tonight than last night. but most OF
the increase was due TO the arrival OF
friends OF that gentleman from Pennsylva-
MIA. Congressman who were present be-
sides the PENNSYLVANIA members were
mostly from the southern States. Ohio
was well represented, however, and there
were two or three lndianians present at
times. Gentlemen authorized TO speak for
Randall held to the figures given last
night--nineiy-fou votes for their chief.
They disputed Carlisle's claim to the
votes OF Wisconsin and other western
STATES. and said the majority OF the Ohio
and Iowa delegations would be found voting
for Randall. They considered Cox still i'm
the fight, and allowed him from thirty TO
forty votes. The principal part OF his
strength, they said, would go TO their can
didate when Cox withdrew. There was a
renewal Tonight Of the talk Of an arrange
ment between the friends Of Cox and Ran
dali, aud this talk was emphasized by the fit
ting 10 and fro between Randal'S and CoX's
headquarters Of protested supporters OF
those two gentlemen. The Ohio members
were conspicuous in the number Of those
who were 10 be found first at one place
and then at the other. Eight Of the Ohio
member. are sure to vote for Randall. and
il is almost equally certain that he will get
ten OF them u soon as Cox is out OF the
fight.
There has been considerable talk. princi-
pally by the Carlisle men, OF an effort to
secure a UiCO-UOce vote in the caucus.
Willis, Carlisle's principal lieutenant, eX-
planned this tonight 10y stating that some Of
Carlsle's friends who are from States in
which the UiUG-COce form Of voting is used
at all elections urge that it be adopted in the
caucus. lie says they use the argument that
rs this contests not Ia personal one, buta con-
test over principle the constituents OF the
members have a right to know how they
vote. Willis said he did not know whether
ornot the friends o! CiUd-U0ce voting would
have strength enough in caucus TO secure
the adoption Of that method OF voting for
Speaker.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-12-01

iby telegraph 10 the Dispafch.l
/ WASHINGTON, November 3o.--since tho
ladoption OF the standard time In this coun.
try about four hundred applications have
been filed with the Patent Office for clock.
dials and other devices intended TO present
the twenty-four hours in convenient man.
ner and without unduly crowding the
figures together. A large number Of these
Applications have been rejected by the
Patent Office upon evidence found I'm 2
musty old volume that Prince SaItykofl
once possessed watch. made in the year
( l541, upon the dial OF which appeared the
hours from one 10 twenty-four arranged in
/ two concentric circles.
The President to-day appointed Edward
I Farley to be collector OF internal revenue
Tor the Second district Of Kentucky Uice
| Samuel X. Crumbaugh, suspended.
The President to-day ordered that First
Lieutenant John VI. Porter, Third cavalry,
be dropped from the army as deserter.
Lieutenant Porter, while on duty as acting
quartcrmaSter at San Antonio. Texas, de-
faulted TO the amount Of about $4,000. and
led into Mexico about three months ago.
since which time nothing has been heard
OF him.
The President has recognized Frederick
lynx Wafburton as British Vice-Consul
at Newport's News. Va.
The Senate Committee on Rules were in
session several hours to-day, and practi-
cally finished the revision OF the Senate
rules. y new rule was adopted providing
for the election Of officers OF the Senate
thing which has hitherto been done with.
out any formal rule on the subject. The
new rule does not change the practice
from that OF the past. The proposed new
code OF Join, rules was also discussed and
approved by the committee. They codhy
the existing practice in respect to matters
Of business between the two houses. and.
in addition to this. they contain provision
prohibiting general legislation upon gene
raj appropriation bills.
The Republican members Of the House
will meet in caucus at O'Clock Tomorrow
afternoon TO select candidates for House
officers.
II is estimated that the decrease OF pub
lie debt for the month OF November will
be about one and three-Guarter millions Of
dollars. This slight decrease is due to the
payment OF about Sl2.OOO.OO0 for pensions.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-12-01

Castle with "Power." lie. was unaware
that "Power" was "Jamcs C1rey" until
they arrived Mt Cape Town. He WA there
shown supplement Of the Weekly Free.
mans Journal, which contained portrait
OF Carey and accounts OF his connection
with the Irish Inyincibles. He recognized
the portrait rs that Of Power lie
showed the portrait to O'Donnell. who re-
marked, "Fll shoot him. 0'Donnell
asked for and witness gave him the por-
trait. On crosS-eXamination Cubitt said,
when O'Donnel remarked "I'll shoot
him." he spoke in a pleasant manner. and
witness attached no importance so the re-
mark at the time.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-12-01
Fatal Termination OF a Duck.iIunt.

10y ptltrIdlh 10 lne Dl,laicn.I
BALTIMORE, November 30.-A party OF
gentlemen in the employ OF the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad Company went down
the river duck-,hooting this morning.
Among them were Perry Shafer, chief OF
the weSt-bound freight department, and
James II. Houston. chief engineer Of the
Baltimore and Ohio fire department. About
9 O'Clock, when seven miles from the city,
Il flock Of ducks few over the stern OF the
boat. Shafer, who was in the bow, rose
and fired. At the same time Houston, who
was sitting amdships. also arose, and the
contents OF Shafer'S gun struck him in the
head, carrying OF the whole crown. calls-
ING death instantly. Shafer was terribly
Frustrated by the affair. Houston was forty
years OF age. and leaves a family.
Shafer and Houston were brothers-in-
law.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-12-01

THE WINDSOR THEATRE IN NEw YORK
AsIFS.

TUE NlNpSOK THEATRE IN NEW YORK N
ASHES.
fBy telegraph to The Dispatch.l
NEW YORK, November 30.-Fire broke
out in the Windsor Theatre. No. IS Bow
cry, shortly before L. O'Clock last night.
The flames spread with terrible rapiditv,
and within few moments after the alarm
had been sent the whole structure was in a
blaze from cellar TO roof, and was soon de-
stroyed. The fire originated between the
first floor and basement, un0cr the main
stairway. Besides the Theatre, the build
ing contained two small hotels. kept by
Hartmann and Sachl. There were forty
guests in HarImaun'S hotel, and a smaller
number in Sachls-al Of whom escaped.
There was no one in the Theatre at the
time, the performance having closed at
1915 p. VI.
The Theatre building was owned by
William A. Martin. and was valued at
100000. The Theatre was leased two
years ago by John 4. Stevens and Frank
Il. Murtha. and the play OF - My Partner"
was running there. Previous to this it
was known for many years as the Stadt
Theatre. 1t had the largest seating capa-
city OF any theatre in the city.
Manager Stevens said that his individual
loss in effects, scenery, and manuscripts
will be between $4,000 and $50, 900, and
his loss in profits by interruption at this
season may reach $4,000 and exceed it.
Financially, he said, he was all right, and
that the fire would not cripple him. PrOba-
bly, he would obtain the ground and rebuild
as quickly as possible, and in the mean time
get the Academy Of Music or some other
temporary stage for the season.