Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-06-28
What Caused Topnoody to Tumble.

After supper Monday night. Mr.. Top
moody put on his hat and started out OF
the house.
Where are you going, Topnoody?'
asked his wife.
81 m going down town. my dear"
"Well. didn't suppose you were go
ing to New York, or Philade lila, or
Europe, or Cumminsville.
Didn't you, my love?"
mo, didn't. But 1 want to know
what you are going down town for
Business my dear, of course. You
didn't suppose l was going down for
fun, did you?"
"Qh, no; men never 90 down town at
night for fun. There's no fun down
town at night for man, when his wife
is left at home by herself. OF course
not, of course not. It's business all
the time. Sometimes il is the saloon
business; sometimes it is the billiard
room business; sometimes it is the paste
board business; sometimes it is the thea
ter business; sometimes it is the"
"Now, my dear, what's the use of
going on that way' I'm honest, and
have to 60 down town. 1 am going to
join the Knights of Pythias, and have
be on hand at eight o'clock sharp
"Going to join the Knights of Pyth
las, are you? Well. 1 say you amt,
You already have Mason nights, and
Odd Fellow nights, and A. o. u. w.
Sights, and Chosen Friends nights, and
nix nights, and Y. M. G. A. nights. and
Ecottish Rite nights, and now you want
to have night of Pythias, do you? l
say you shan't, and, Topnoody, if you
want to lodge with me, you had better
take one night off for Topnoody night
or this lodge will be closed until further
orders. Do you tumble?"
Topnoody tumbled.
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