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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
A Bad Mistake.

s. F. Daily Exchange: An unfor-
tunate accident befell fashi enable
young lady of this city the other day.
She had bearded q street car on her
way to the ferry, and was provided
with a purse, handkerchief and a
satchel. In endeavorlng to get the
fare from the purse, her handker-
chief, which was exceedingly small,
fell into the lap of near. sighted ell
derby, gentleman, who was looking
out of the window. On turning he
beheld whs: he thought the end of
his neither garment, and proceeded
with due haste and modesty to remove
il from view. The young lady at
this moment left the car rather
abruptly.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
He Couldn't Beat the Time.

She laid her head upon his shoulder
ss he held her close to his bosom.
Her eyes beamed love, etc, into his.
do you love me, Alphonso9"
eyes, sweetest"
"Then why delay naming the dayf'
~ will not delay, love. 1t will be
some pretty day in the springtime
when the flowers are budding forth
in beauty and delightful fragrance"
10, pshsw! Why Will Jones said
he'd marry me next week. But il
you can beat that time, dearest, I'm
yours, for l love you so much"
Alphonso took his hat and retired
from the race.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06

$50 you are not going to marry
Ezra Haskin's daughter, though you
know my heart is set on the match"
Numbered Sir Marmaduke, the dairy
king, to his son. Lem Norton, the OK
tanner o. Yellow Springs.
"No sir" meekly replied the young
man..
"And SIR" roarsd the exasperated
father, "msy l ask why you dare thus
thwart my expressed wilt"
eyes, sir" said his son, in a low
faint voice, like joke before break
fast, "because l asked her, and she
said she'd rather marry pump log,
for brains, than anybody in this fam
ily."
"Ahv" exclaimed Sir Marmaduke,
with fading infection, and then he
turned away to the Ayrshire cow in
the corner lot, and said, in the voice
of thundercloud:
"Huddup your foot, ye fur.tailed
imp of a thistle patch, or I'll knock
the stuffin' outen ye with a neck
yokel"
And his own son knew that the
proud spirited old man was thinking
of her.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
MIDDLE-AGED MEN.

H.There are many at the age of thirty TO six
ty who are troubled with too frequent evacu-
atoms Of the bladder. often accompanied by
@ slight smarting or burnine sensation and
weakening of the system in manner that the
patient cannot account for. On examining
the urinary deposits ropy sediment will Of
ten be found. and sometimes small particles
of albumen will appear. or the color will be
Of athin milkish hue. again changing to a
dark and torpid appearance. There are many
men who die Of this dificulty. ignorant Of
the cause. which is the second stage Of semi
nal weakness. Dr.S will guarantee Q per-
feet cure In all such cases, and healthy re-
storation Of the genito-urinsry organs.
Office Honrs-10 to 4 and 8 to 8. Sundays,
from 10 to IL q. m. Consultation free. Thor
Ough examination and advice, IS.
Gall or address
DIR. SPINNEY a co.
fhl8-tf No. II Kearny Street, San Francisco.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
Keeping Hotel i'm Jerusalem.

Johnathan 8. Brinton left the state
of Pennsylvania for Iowa many years
age and accumulated considerable
property. In 1875 he became con-
vinced that he was inspired BY God
to open an inn or tavern near Jerusa-
lem, to prepare for the restoration of
the Holy City, and, although remon-
strated with by his friends and fami-
ily, he determined to make the
journey to Palestine aud do as he had
been directed. He first divided his
property equally between himself and
his wife, and sailed for the Holy City.
Upon arriving there lie purchased
several acres of land near the city
and erected hotel. Strange to re-
late, the scheme proved to be a great
financial success. and the old gentle
man is now making fortune his inn.
Recently he sent over for his family,
and they are now with him and high.
ly delighted with their new home
and the golden prospects. Hundreds
of Englishmen and Americans stop
at the hotel, and it has become one
of the institutions of Jerusalem.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
r. & A. M.

AALLEY LODGE NO. 9, F. & A. M, hold
vstated communications on the second Mon
day evening Of each month. at Odd Fellows
Hall, Dayton, Nevada. Visiting brethren are
cordially invited to attend.
W. v. STEPHENS, W. N.
G. e. JAQUA, Secretary.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
THE new PATENT
DUST'-PROOF
STEM WINDING
OPEN FACE CASE
MANUFACTURED By THE
AMERICAN WATCH CO.
WaIthan, Mass.

This case is formed in one solid piece with
out joint or seam. opening in front only, thus
avoiding the usual Cap, and securing greater
strength and durability.
These Watches are all open face. The be.
eel. into which an extra strong crystal is 1T
ted with an especially prepared water proof
cement. is attached to the case by screwing it
thereon. and thus forms an air-tight junction
with the body Of the case, which lie proof
against dust and moisture.
To railroad men. travellers, miners, lumber.
men and others who are almost constantly ex.
posed and who have to make frequent refer.
ence to the watch. these qualities are Of the
utmost importance.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
CLINTON, Iowa, April 20. 1881.

CLINTON, Iowa, April 20. 1881.
81 wish you would send me aspring for the
VIM. Ellery Watch ;" By the way this FL
lery ia a watch sold in ysur Screw Bezel
Case to . farmer last Fall. The first Of Jan.
he lost the watch IN the woods. and found 1t
this week in about one foot Of water. Il had
lain three months and over in snow aud water
with but slight injury to the watch-only a
hair spring. @. s. RAYMOND
The above were very severe tests. and dem
onstrated beyond doubt, that for any res-
sonable length Of time during which watch
might be under water it would receive no In
jury whatever.
We make these cases in both gold and sill
yer. and a. 3 Perfectly Dust-Proof
Stem Winding Watch Case,
Challenge the World to Pro-
duce It's Equel.
For Sale by all First-CIass
Jewellers.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06
DIR. SPINNEY,
No. II kearny Street.
Treats all Chronic and Special
Diseases
YOUNG M EN-

w FROM the effects Of youthful follies
or indescretions will do we'll to avail them
selves of this, the greatest boon ever laid at
the altar nf suffering humanity DIR. SPIN
NEY will guarantee to for cit $500 for every
case Of Seminal Weakness or private disease
of any kind or character which he under
takes snd fails to cure,
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1883-10-06

PERMANENTLY oURED-No HUMBUG-
by one Months usage Of DR.. GOULARD'S
Celebrated Infslliable Fit Powders. To con-
vince sufferers that these Powders will do all
we claim for them we will send them by mail
post paid. Free Trial Box. As DR.. Goulard
is the only Physician that has ever made this
disease special study, and "a to our kDowl-
edge thousands have been permanently cured
by the use of these Powders, we will guaran
tee permanent cure in every case or refund
you all money expended. All sufferers should
give these Powders an early trial, and bs con-
WINGED of their curative powers.
Price, for large Box, $500, or boxes for
$1,000. Sent by mail to any par. of the U. s.
or Canada on receipt of price, or by express
c. o.. d. Address,
ASH a. ROBBINS,
$50 Fulton St.. Brooklyn, N. Y.
Nov 62-1y
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10
NORTHERN TRIBUNE.
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 10. 1888.
tt hor ,e dis ease threatens to be cpl

TT Q hOr ,e dis ease threatens to be cpl
zOOtic.
IS. Eddy leaves on Monday for Chi
cagO on business trip.
Mrs. Moscow is recovering from her
dose of poison, thanks to DR.. GerOw.
Ohio was sugar coated, Tuesdays
Democratic portion is regular blue mass
Republicans had not time to get Grape
over Ohio. Democrats always keep 1t in
stock. .''i'
Burt Lawrence is back again, and
and makes Cheboygan his permanent
home.
Frank Shepherd and Fred Fife are now
in the GerOw block. They occupy the
same Office. <. :
Robt. Ballantyne, the polite clerk of
the Van Raalte, reports her last trip as a
splendid one.
John Baggs who was drowned at the
Macarthur wharf was said to be very
worthy young man.
Limpert, Cochrane and Hodge formed
partnership for few days hunt and
returned with several deer.
To-day Father DeSmidt enjoys another
birthday. We wish him scores of BIRTH
days. The earth needs just such men.
Democratic Thanksgiving will be
Crow, Massachusetts, voted for herself.
Hoadly is alone. Connecticut nutmegs
fine. The independent vote has been
heard from.
Sunday, August Goth, four prisoners
broke Jail at Grand Haven. Postals,
with photographs were sent out Offering
a reward for their re-capture. Sheriff
Harrington got on the track of two Of
them and Tuesday, accompanied by Mar
shall Lynn and Fred Fife, arrested both
at j. B. McArthur's saw mill, where they
were working. The names of the men
are Frank Hathaway, charged with lar
ceny, and Alfred j. Plant, under arrest
for burglary. Thursday night the Off.
GERS arrived, paid the reward of $75, and
yesterday morning left with the prison
ers. They say Plant is one Of the most
accomplished villains in the state.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10
Never Give Up.

Ii you are suffering with low or de.
tressed spirits. loss of appetite, general
pebilIty, disordered blood, weak consti.
tuition, headache, or bilious nature, by
all means procure bottle of Electric
Bitters. You will be surprised to see
the rapid improvement that will follow
you will be inspired with new life
strength and activity will return; pain
and misery will cease, and hencef0rtl
you will rejoice in the praise of Electric
Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottle by
Kenburg & Cooper. alo.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10
life nving Present.

DR.. M. E.. Allison, Hutchinson, Kan
saved his life by a simple Trial Bottle
of DR.. Kings New Discovery, for con-
sumption, which CAUSED him to procure
a large bottle, that completely cured
him, when Doctors, change of climate
and everything else had failed. Asthma
Bronchitis, HOarseness, severe Coughs
and all Throat and Lung diseases, it is
guaranteed to cure. Trial Bottles free
at Kenburg & Hooper Drug Store. Large
size $1.0O
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10

Melville Bros. get telephone.
John Kelly won't support the ''old tick
ct" to helpit. WE haais
Mrs. Louisa Crane returned Tuesday
night from visit to FreedonIa. NY
If Butler had been reelected Demo-
Gratis would have howled VITA delight.
Services of the Independent church TO-
morrow eve. at Z. Music the best. and
genuine welcome to all.
Westgtae & Sons have met with sue
cess in the boot and shoe trade. They
are pleased with their sales and with
their customers. Their growing trade is
the best evidence of the capacity of these
gentlemen to meet the public wants.
Their goods are of the very best. See
their ad. - -
LIN. B!aney is in from the Menominee
range. He has specimens of hematite
and specular iron ore. They are his own
individual specimens from his own
shafts. He thinks he has struck two fine
leads The specular ore is the first of
the kind discovered in the Menominee
range. The specimens of ore are in the
TRIBUNE Office for general inspection.
The Republican party is bigger than
any man of it or out of it, being based
on the universal rights of humanity
Blaine, Edmunds, Conkling, Sherman
and scores Of others just as great, do not
size the organization indissolubly we'd
ded to the divinely given, forever just
and sure to be obtained rights of the
race. 1t hates no one. 1t has no ven.
gence. Fear 1t never knew. Its cour
age is equal to any occasion. TO educa-
ton, freedom, morality, law, equality
and progress it yields abiding support
To fanaticism it gives wide berth be-
ing eminently practical, just and fair
1t is an uplifting power to government
society and the people, inducing the
higher life of civilization, wherein hon
esty, efficiency and courage enter into
character. It's fearless defense of the
common people, its unfaltering cham
p:onship Of the oppressed, its steady de.
votion to the vindication of every hu.
man beings liberty, its steady march tC
further progress make 1t defense and
comfort to every liberty loving heart,an
a joy to the needy, oppressed, prosecuted
and suffering classes, and an ally to ev-
cry one struggling for the hest. ,1a. -
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10
< HI " 9 9TOHM

ID. H. Molonsy has telephone!
Butler and Cleveland are shelved.
Nature smiles, election news makes all
things light.
The Democratic rooster was knocked
silly" and taken out of the pit.
The Odd Fellows, at their meeting last
night, took steps toward furnishing
their new hall in the Backus block.
Democrats have ordered white coon
for Thanksgiving, that is the rumor is
Butler has recommended this In his
proclamation. D'.ol %
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10
Glass.

Just received cargo of glass, all sizes,
which we will sell at rockbOttOm prices.
SMITH & ADAMS. Planning Mill.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-11-10
House 70 Rent.

! On upper end of Huron street. Pos
ession October 18th. Enquire of hnt
ECO loaiH1 ALEX. MCDONALD. a
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

The latest discovery is coal-tar
sugar. Its advantage is said TO lie in
its superior sweetness.
IAN electric light about the size Of a
small bean has been constructed and
used successfully in Illuminating interi-
or portions of the human body GeUe-
land Herald.
"A citizen of Laurens County, South
Carolina, has sixty specimens of wood
grown on his plaAtation at that place.
The blocks are round and show the
girth of the trees with the bark on them.
There has been an unusual awaken.
ing in scientific circles in Cincinnati
during the past few months; Polytech-
mic School has been organized; a State
Forest Association formed, with its
headquarters in Cincinnati; and courses
of popular lectures on chemistry.
zoology, botany and history have been
given at the afternoon school in popu-
lar science and history. -Sctcntifc
american.
Bromide Of ethyl is the new substi-
tute for chloroform. It is n powerful
agent, and teaspoonful, when inhaled,
will put any one to sleep in thirty sec
onds, and keep him utterly oblivious to
what is being done. The unconscious.
ness lasts only from three to four min
utes, when the patient awakes as from
q natural sleep without headache
or other disturbances Of any kind
Chicago Times.
The average distance at which
thunder can be distinguished is declared
to be seven miles, while the lightning o.
an ordinary thunderstorm, at midnight
may be seen forty miles. Perhaps ght
ming sometimes occurs at too great M
elevation for the thunder to reach tn,
earth's surface, particularly in the trop
les, where the thunderstorms are q
great heights. In rare instances, il
Europe, lightning is observed in tn,
| zenith, followed at an interval of TWEEN
ty seconds by faint rolling thunder i'm
mediately overhead. A slight increas
of altitude would doubtless render th
thunder inaudible.-M Y. Ssn.
The bee has long been type of tn
industrious worker, but there are fe,
people who know how much labor th
sweet hoard of the hive represents
Each head Of clover contains about siz
ty distinct flower tubes, each of whic
contains portion of sugar not exceed
ing the five-hundredth part of grair
Some patient apiarian enthusiast, VIII
has watched their movements, conclude
that the proboscis of the bee mus
therefore, be inserted into 500 Glove
tubes before one grain of sugar can b
obtained. There are 1900 grains in
pound, and as honey contains thre'
fourths of its weight of dry sugar, eac
pound of honey represents $4,000
clover tubes sucked by bees.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04
HAHNvIILE, LOUISIANA, SATURDAY AUGUST A, 1888.

|" All In, SIR replies the orderly,
and the door slams and the officer skips
on to the next room. If anybody is out,
or not in bed, the orderly has to report
it. There are no locks on the doors,
and cadet officer is likely TO bounce
in at any minute, day or night, to see
that everything is all right. When he
comes in the night without lantern he
challenges the orderly, and the orderly
has to answer him. But if he comes
with lantern he goes right up to the
beds and flashes the light in your face
to sessthat you are there. Sometimes
at taps the boys have not taken time to
undress and pile into bed with their
clothes on. If the cadet officer sus-
poets anything he comes in to see that
everybody is undressed, and if he finds
a man in bed in his clothes there is
music. Every morning a cadet officer
and regular officer go around inspect
ing the rooms. The cadet throws open
the door and the officer marches in as
stiff and dignified as statue. Ii he
finds as much as a scrap of paper on the
floor he points to it, the cadet makes a
minute of it in book, and you get Sc
many dement's for it. The officer swings
around on his heel, the cadet slams the
door. and they go on to the next room
Oh, it's lovely time of it the boys have
And I'm so sorry studied too hard anC
got bouncedsout." -Er- Cadet, IN N. y
Times.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04
PITH AND POINT

The donkey never suffers from
softening of the brpyin',
Tight pants and tight dresses have
both gone out of style, but it seems as
il tight men never will. Chicago 1yib-
une. H Yif.
"A grabbed old bachelor says:
"When rain falls, if she gets the big
ger half OF the umbrella they are lovers;
If he takes the bigger half they are mar
ried." A ...r.-,,
The latest freak OF fashion in New
York is to have the feet photographed.
1t was tried in Chicago but given up be-
cause it was impossible to get whole
foot into focus. Philadelphia Meas.
"A French lady at Nice went to her
room, put on white satin dress and
blew out her brains. 1t ruined her dress
maker, as ladies considered she was
driven to the deed by the badness Of the
tit.-Boston Post.
Two white tramps have been sent
to the chain-gang for throwing kisses at
the young ladies of a Georgia seminary.
The privileges of the American citizen
seem to be getting very limited indeed.
m Y. Commercial AsiUertiSer.
The average age of different men g
put down thus: Merchants, So; physi-
clans and lawyers, 5S; farmers, 81;
clergymen, Ga; and great geniuses, rs.
1t will be observed from the above that
the journalistic profession tends to
longevity.
-Edith-The fact that you do not
know what crock salt'' is shows that you
have never kept house. Rock salt comes
in little bags labeled ''best family table
salt" It has to be pounded with fiat
iron before you can get any out. Pail
Gdeiphia NetcS.
Little George, age four, saw and
heard violin for the first time. He
thought it very funny, and this is the
way he deserted il; why, mamma,
couldn't help laughing. The man haC
the funniest little piano you ever saw
and he held it up to his neck and pulled
the music out with stick. w y
Tribune.
"A correspondent of the Atlantis
Constitution, after giving an account 0
the attempted suicide of a woman VIII,
choked herself with one Of her stock
ings, adds; II am informed that tn
stocking was a red and blue striped.
Accuracy in details is an important art
Gle in the stock in trade of newspape
man. Chicago Inter Ocean.
"A bashful young man went tire
times 10 ask q beautiful young lady
he might be the partner of her joys an
sorrows and other household furniture
but each time his heart failed him an
he took the question away unpoppet
She saw the anguish of his soul and ha
compassion on him. So the next tim
he came she asked him ii he thought [
bring screw-driver with him. II
blushed and wanted TO know what fol
And she, in the fullness of her hear
said she didn't know but he'd want I
screw up his courage before he left. II
took the hint and the girl.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04

tor, who had grown up, it might be
said, on the field, shrugged his shout
ders and demonstrated, but at last ac-
quiesced and said: Very well, then; it
shall be to the death"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04

The Cleveland, Akron & Columbus
Railroad now counts its time from one
to twenty-four o'clock. Thus two pm
is fourteen and 10 p. m. twenty-five.
The plan avoids possibility of confusion
between forenoon and afternoon
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04

There is not a wooden mill in New
Mexico, and there are 100000 sheep
grazing on its mesas and valleys. -
Detroit Post.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-08-04
WHAT WAS WANTED.

titled the new eravat
hitch che so kindly made me;
N smoothed with care my hat,
ma with her arms delayed me.
brushed my GLOSSY hair"
nd said it was $50 curly;"
He going down the stair
he cried; Come home, dear, earlyr'
" happy then wasI y y
18th all e'er desiredI
brtune could defy
lille thus was admired
lparted at the door
ler smile deserved a sonnet: "
Ar love! but one thing more:
wants. summer bonnetr
The Lake County star. [volume] (Chase, Mich.) 1873-current, 1883-10-04

MARRIED AT Baldwin. oil tile 81
inst, Mr.. FREDERICK T.. GENRICH
and Miss tORA NJ. JOHNSON, youngest
daughter of B,irwick and Julia john
son, of this villngts
The marriage took place at the resi-
dchrc of the brides parents; the cerc-
mony being performed by Rev. John
Morley, Of Chase. A goodly numiicr
Of the friends Of tho young couple gath
cred to witness the ceremony and cx-
press their lest wishes In behalf of the
happy pair, After the knot had been
securely tied, all sat down to mn excel
lent supper. The evening passed
quickly and pleasantly away; the new
ly married pair departing by the evr-
ming train for Ludington and Munistee.
The following nre among the pres
cnts receive,li From groom to briue,
finger ring; Father md Mother John
s,,i, lamp, bed spread, aud crystal jel-
ly dish, Mr.. aud Mrs. J. III. Green, Of
Charlotte, silver castor; Mr.. and Mrs.
George Perry, Charlotte, silver uid
crystal berry dish, AMI toilet glass;
Frank Johnson, Charlotte, toilet set;
fury Whitmore, tharIottc, piece of
statilnry, six yards hand nude trim
n,iuy; Mr.. aud Mrs. Hehry We'll, tliar-
iotte; toilet box; Miss M. Kinne, silver
lmttrr knife; Mr.. aild Mrs. Runyan,
set silver tea SPOONS, Itoscoe Bonncy
and Miss Hattie Webb, silver pickle
castor; Mr.. JAMES Glover, glass water
pitcher; Mr.. Wni. McEwen aud Fila
howe, crystal bread plate; Mrs Ed.
Perry. Charlotte, chroipu.
The Lake County star. [volume] (Chase, Mich.) 1873-current, 1883-10-04

From what We can learn from the
County tDakota) Teller, we
ju.lge that oar old friends, &. II. For
man and wife, are "eiven 10 l,oapitall-
ty" out there In tlscir ,iew home; en-
tertaining the l,cop'esiu finc sl,npe.
Mr.. F.'s new t"wn h i,opn,lng rapidly.
w. ID. Wing, F;sq., has our thanks
for coyp of tie Cidioa zsmes, pub
lishcd at Valparaiso, Souul America.
A pcculiarIty about the paper is II is a
7-co'umn folio, and tl'e subscription
price So per year; ~ cents a sIWgIe copy,
contains twenty lines of Iocal--oile ilcm
the balance Of the matter being foreign
and general news.