Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-09
MAUD MULLER AND THE
APPLES.


In the apple orchard, rlain to be seen,
Was plenty Offruit both hard and green.
Rashly she ate green apples, till she
Was doubled up like the letter V.
With pain in her stomach and tears in her eye,
Maud Muller thought she would surely die.
But soon end of her woefnl grief.
For Pain Killer brought her sweet relief
Anytime" is the of postofice in Kentucky.
ARENAS Wards "best" his definition of restau-
rant, given to the Prince Of Wales. Artemus and
ALBERT Edward" had just returned, tired and hun"
CRY, from buffalo hunt. Restaurant" said Mr..
Ward, is derived from two Latin words viz: "ReS -
thing and taurus" bull, "bully thing" In all
seriousness this is what the people say of Dr. Graves
Heart Regulator 1t is pre-eminenty, "good thing"
and certain cure for all forms of heart disease.
picked nine-The quart of early strawberries.
Heart affections, kidney and liver troubles affect
nearly one-half of all mankind. Yet how many heed
lessly pass through shortened life giving care to
these comp lants which the human family such
great distress Does heart beat wildly from the
least excitement? Have you fits of dizziness? Does
your back ache Are your bowels constipaed? These
symptoms are the first warnings Delay is dangerous
Be wise in time. Regain perfect health by using
Browns Iron Bitters,
Strong as is the power of imagination you cannot
make woman believe that she does not need a new
spring bonnet
ain choosing allies, look to their power as well as
to their will to aid you." In choosing a remedy for
bowel liver and kidney diseases try Kidney Wort and
you will never regret it. Ifyou are subject to ague
you must be sure to keep your liver bowels and kid
neys in good free condition. When so, you will be
safe from all attacks.
THANK heaven I" exclaimed fond father as he
paced the floor at midnight with his bowling heir;
"thank heaven you not twns!"
Dresses, cloaks, coats, stockings and all garments
can be colored successfully with the Diamond Dyes
Fashionable coloIs. Only Zoe.
Crushed strawberry has had its day. The Neto
York World is authority for the statement that de-
cayed goosebery is the fashionable shade in Par
is.
Ayers Pills possess the positive virtues of some
the best known medicinal plants. prepared and COM
bined with scientific skill-rejecting the crude and
drastic portions and retaining only the active princi-
ple-the part which and does not harm. If you
are sick try them.
smart young man picked up in ball room
after all the girls had gone, and sang pathetcay:
'Ts the last rose of some her,
so FITS IN "a HouRs! Il employed some of the
best physicians here" wrote Vim E. Tanner of Day.
ton, Ohio. They all said any child could not live for
weeks. 1t had so fits in "a hours. We gave it sa-
martan Nervine and the medicine effected perma-
nent cure" Druggists
The real bouncing baby-an IndIa-rubber doll.
Golden Medical Discovery" has been used with
signal success in consumption of the lungs consump-
| tive nght-sweafs, splitting of blood. shortness of
breath. weak lungs, coughs bronchitis and kindred
affections of throat and chest. Sold by druggists.
At last woman has been sunstruck while shop
ping. (Cut this out and paste it in your wifes hat.
''Men must work and women weep,
So runs the world away!"
But they need not weep so mucn if they use Dr.
Pieces Favorite Prescription which all the
painful maladies peculiar to women. Sold by drug
gsts
new song is entitled: 1--WE never speak as we
pass by" Probably they are both counting the same
girl.
Vegetine is acknowledged by all classes of people tc
be the best and most reliable blood purifier in the
world.
Some of the back town oil lamps burn all night be
cause the contractor cannot find them when he want
to put them out.
Many horses have wind-galls. Nathaniel Morse, O
Pembroke, Mass says Il have used Ellis's Spayi,
Cure my horse for wind-galls, with erfect sue
cess"
The world lives on hope. A poet has written: "som
day shall be dead"
My horse walked on his toes for a year." write
! W. j. Tuckerman, the well known horse man, "hi
trouble was contraction of the cords Elis's Spavi
Cure cured him.
Death is like the dropping of the flower that tn
; fruit may swell.
OK THIRTY DAYS TRIAL-The Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich, will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Ele,
tro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial fl
thirty days to men (young old) who are Athlete
with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred trout
les, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address as above. n. B !
No risk is incurred, thirty days trial is allowed
: Carmine tinted foreheads and chlns are the late
] craze among bellies. To this complexion have "
n come at last.
q KALAMAZOO, Mch., Feb 2, 1851 know Hop Bi
4 tiers will bear recommendation honestly. All who III
!, them copfer upon them the highest econiums al
give them credit for making cures-a the proprieto
oi"ihi loi Shehi. nave kept them since they We
first offered to the public. They took high rank fro
4 the first and maintained it and are more called
Il than all others combined. So long as they keep
their high reputation for purity and usefulness sh:
. continue to recommend them-something have ne
e er before done with any other patent medicine. J.
S Babcock.
S Commend fool for his wit. or a knave for his no
n esty, and they will take you to their bosoms.
J. PoLIsHlNG THE WRONG END. Many men daily o
sh their boots who give thought to the cont
ton Of their hair, except to harrow it casually WI
brush and comb or submit to the paralyzing ate
/ ton OF the average barber, What happens? vi
this: From neglect. mental anxiety or any of SEQ
is causes. the hair turns prematurey gray and beg
= to fall out. Parker's Hair Basam will at once 81
the latter process and restore the original color
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