The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

same story. The good angel has come to
Most Distinctly before their eyes, and Going
Most Definitely to work in pursuing the
instructions given, they have recovered
that great blessing-Health., g. N. d. has
been to them q channel Of good, Good Mys-
teriously Done, and they have bid their
sick friends do what all the sick should do,
with he W. D. N. A., Which Done Most
Assuredly will put them in the Way De-
sired Most Anxiously.
A las, that human nature Is so slow to be-
"A ieve-alas, that men and women are
bowed down with the burden Of complaints,
Of which they might be rid-consumption
bronchitis, dyspepsia, heart-disease, kid
ney disease, malarial complaints, scrofu-
lous diseases, skin diseases, tumors, ulcers,
and many more. 1t would seem as though
some Ill deity had given every letter of the
alphabet as many diseases as it could pos
sibly desire, thus forming an alphabet Of
sorrow, suffering and woe. Happy they
who the Great Mystery Discerning, have
ooking back upon his past experience,
II Mr.. Jones feels Grateful Most Decided
~, and continues telling the old story of
his sickness, his vision, and his restoration
to health; for all the sick are not well yet.
But he has had the pleasure Of seeing, as
he says, Good Miraculously Done to hum
dreds upon his personal recommendation.
Year reader, bear with us awhile il light
~ has not yet dawned on your mind.
The mystery will soon be revealed. II the
key be not on your right hand it is at least
on your left, in letters clear as daylight. A
Good Many Delighted have discovered it
and opened the portal to long life and
useful one.
Initials of words that stand for all that is
L sorrowful and sad, letters, the self-same
letters, are often initials of words that
breathe of hope and benediction.
Search but awhile and you will find the
~ boon, the blessing and the benefit. The
mystery of the three P's, of the F. p, Of
the G.. M. D., and of the W. d. NJ. A., Will
columbus discovered America and won
~ high honor and immortal fame, and they
who have learned the secrets of the wonder
before your eyes, good reader, Give Most
Delightful testimonials of their gratitude.
M all sad words of tongue or pen, the
" saddest are these-it might have been
so sayeth the poet. When we think of
the myriads that might have been saved
from untimely graves had they seen Mr..
jones' vision and sought his way to
health, we feel sad. Yet we can not but re-
joice at the Great Many Delivered from
deaths door by G.. M. D., and that Pains
Positive Persecution has been escaped
again and again by p. P. P.
Virtues unnumbered serve to make G. NJ.
d. the Greatest Mercy Deigned by
favoring providences for the relief of suf-
ferers, and its discoverer feels P. p. p
Perfectly Pardonable Pride in telling of
the Growing Multitude Delivered from the
Grasp Most Dreadful of Greedy Mournful
Deaf.
livery sick person is interested in the
~ theme before us, and every well person,
too, for who does not know some one who
is sick and needs, therefore, the good news
of health that is Given Many Daily.
Reader, mystified reader, we will detain
~ you no longer. Perhaps you have
Guessed Most Deity the hidden meaning.
z. P. P, you know, stands for Pleasant
Puragative Pellets, curing constipation,
torpidity of the liver, headache and many
other complaints. +. p, of course, is DIR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, that has
proved such a P. F., Prime Favorite and
Precious Friend to ladies; safe, easy to
take, working like charm-curing the
peculiar weaknesses incident to their sex.
The letters W. d. NJ. A. stand for the
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
at Buffalo, N. Y, with its imposing struc-
lures, its army of medical men, specialists
all of them, and its president, DIR. r. V.
Pierce 1.-THE large and central of Mr..
Jones' second vision), all at the service of
the sick and suffering, everywhere: while
G.. NJ. ID. is-well read the initials of the
paragraphs of this article and you will see
that G.. NJ. d. is Golden Medical Discovery,
the boon of the diseased. This wonderful
medicine cures all humors, from the worst
scrofula to a common blotch, pimple, OF
eruption. Erysipelas, salt-rheum, fever.
sores, scaly or rough skin, in short, all
diseases caused by bad blood, are con-
quered by this powerful, purifying, and
invigorating medicine. Great eating ulcers
rapidly heal under its benign influences.
Especially has it manifested its potency in
curing letter, boils, carbuncles, scrofulous
sores and swellings, white swellings, goitre
or thick neck and enlarged glands. Con-
sumption, which is scrofulous disease of
the lungs, is promptly and positively ar
rested and cured by this sovereign and
God-given remedy, if taken before the last
stages are reached. For weak lungs, spit
ting of blood, consumptive night-sweats
and kindred affections, it is a sovereign
remedy. For indigestion, dyspepsia and
torpid liver, or bilousness," Golden Medi-
cal Discovery has no equal, as it effects
perfect and radical cures.
Vou will do well if afflicted with any
L chronic disease to write to the Associa-
ton for advice, describing your malady as
we'll as you can. Many cases are success
fully treated through correspondence and
no fees are charged for consultation. For
one dollar and half you can secure a
copy of the "People's Common Sense Med
ical Adviser" sent postpaid to your adj
dress. Its purchase will repay you. In
this is Given More Desirable information
than you can find in any other work of a
similar nature.