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Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

The editor of the London Lancet has
ascertained that women often wear a
weight Of clothes such as few men would
care 70 carry,
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

"ANGELINA:" Eating onions not only pre-
vents the lips from chapping, but usually
keeps the chaps from Tipping = Chicago
Tribune
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

For THE CURE OF A CouGH OR SoaE
THROAT, " Bro~n's Bronchial Trochss'' are
simple remedy. Sold only in boxes. = !
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

You can never rely upon an echo. Does not
Shakespeare speak of the cave where Echo
lies ?-Boston Courier. ~
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

For THICK HEADS, heavy stomachs. blllousness'
.sWells' MAY Apple Pills, 'cathartic. lOand2oc.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

PRorEcrroN for home industries. lock
On the pantry door, ald
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

A POINTER: II you can't spell. write such
bad hand that nobody can tell what the
letters are :
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

I'm mstron of husbandry,n said the
widow who made her fourth coupling.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13
An Age of Suspicion.

No, PAUL, the window OF the soul is not
name in the Standardization Independent.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

THERE is a marked difference between get
ting up with the lark and staying up to hear
one.-N Y. Herald.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

WHY Is shoe like house-girla Because
It Is made of aYl-work
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

HaIe's Honey of Horehound anu
Cures coughs and colds. Fixes tootnache
drops cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13
Rats Invading Paris.

Paris is just now suffering acutely
from an invasion of rats. When the
Seine rose during the recent floods it
drove le rongeatr from the comfortable
filth and unholiness of his home in the
sewer. The elected army of rats has
billeted itself in more comfortable win
ter quarters in the Rue Dauphine, in the
Rue de Bac, the Rue des Saints-Peres,
for instance, taking possession with the
greatest GOODNESS, and maintaining strict
military order, as if in obedience to a
common General. The houses on the
river bank they have avoided, keeping
well to the boulevards. Unless some
propitious deity like the famous
'sL'Hommi aux Rats" in Hoffman's
story disperses them, no one knows
when the end will be. Some of the host
are said to be enormous in size, as big
as cats, says once chronicler, of unpar-
allied audacity, and with teeth long
enough and sharp enough to take a
piece clean out of a Deputy's leg with
impunity. They turn up in all sorts of
odd places-in boots, trousers, petit
coats, in boxes, drawers-and one bonnie
who resided Gur sirienae nearly died
from the shock when she surprised an
enterprising rodent in her bed. How
ever. the h0rr1bles beteS are not to have
it all their own way, for an opposing
array of all the available dogs and cats
is being levied, and the cafes are ring
ng with the feats Of the various cham
pions. ''Le terrier" of q st. Dennis
butcher, has especially distinguished
himself four hundred of the enemy has
he slain with his own teeth; ne now lies
in hospital covered with honorable
scars.-PaU Mall Gazette. a
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13
ParSOnaJf

WHOLLY uncal'ed fora dead letter.
L0lseI Citjz9t 4. ~
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VI sK1NyY MEN. "Wells' Health Renewer"
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. 81.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

a GprJvon,s Patent II eel Stiffcners for those
new boots or shoes before you run them over.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

A PIECE of steel is good deal like man
when you get it red-hOt it losses its temper.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13
BURGLARS QutHittal /!

simple sure and durable DURGLAR-PRoDF
LoSh AT sACHHENr- 1t can be readily attached to
any lock and securely the door "a II ~
from the outside 1t the place of bolts
nous; mouse VII Diy one or more AGENTS WANTED for
this and other articles which lady agents can hane
address KENDALL d Co., a. AGENCY FNPCRII-N
Room e. No. f36 Ontaris street. Gle eyeI.nd ohio.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

TRY the new brand. Spring Tobacco"
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

f44 FAAy WITH 80 -
-,yasc sy MEaeasgr,so
80: 49,.
szIZIl|'s!:slIl
~'l''!z15zlzSlS7 :
For Internal and External
| CURES RHEUMATISM,
Burns, Scalds, Chilbains,
Frost Bites, Chapped Hands,
Flesh Wounds, Sprains, Bruisos
External Poisons, Caked Rreo,4.
| Sore Nipples, Toothache, nleastS,
Cramps or Spasms of Stomach.
Conc, Asthma, or Internal Pain
! Lame Back, Bites of Anir,,o,-
| Calls of all kinds, Sitfast, i1alS'
Ringbones, Cracked Teats.
ron Evil, Garget in Cows. Snar;,r
| Sweeney, Scratches or Gres,o
Foot Rot in Sheep, Stringh halt, NieaSe, |
x mug ans, leOu III 1OulJrK.
Foundered Feet, Fstula'
Cracked Heels, Mango IN no.-
| Ask your nearest Dealer OF Drugr;g.
one OF our Almanacs for 1888. -'' 'Or
l From the Christian Leader N. Y. Oct % >,
| MERCHANTS GARGLING Ou.-Wo
made special personal inquiry in reSa,si nSte '.
l the merits OF this celebrated rene5~ aI 70
I findit a genuine article of rare yal1a' f Hl!l
by no means new remedy. The estabitS
ment which produces it dates its manTfs
ture as far back as 1888. since which fmoi.
Ina lIas been steadily growing IL. public favor
4 The patentees are among the foremost ~
1 ness men of the city of LockpOrt. Thev yast III
every way reliable.
From the Toledo (Ohio) Blade, JUN TO-,
MERCHANTS GARGLNa Orr.-This ma
Z standard article, under the admirabla MI
1 agement OF John Hodge, Esq, has raacbaJ ,jail
I an enormous sale. 1t is an honesty c1ro
l pounded article; it has merit, andnow tbat /!
the best business talent of the country 4
] handling II, there is no reason why shmai
not double its present usefulness. NofamRr(
can afford to be without it. FOrfamily uss |
J as well as for animals, it is simply indis-
] pensable.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
All we ask is fair trial, but be sure and
1 follow directions.
1 The Gargling Oil and Merchants Worm
4 Tablets are for sale by an druggists ma deal
\ ers in general merchandise throughout the 1
1 world.
1 Large Size 81. 90; Medium 20 c.: Small 25c
l Small Size for family use 25c.
Manufactured at Lockport, n. ", by Mer- /
1 chants Gargling Oil Company
| J y
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13
Frazer Axle Grease.

The Frazer Axle Grease lasts four times as
and wagons A trialwill prove thatwe are rlght.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

annnF HAND instruction by mail Send for Circu
SE7U lars. A J. Barnes 500 Olive st, st Louis Mo
Mr. Barnes is President Mo- Senographers Association
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

BRYANT STRATT0N Business and Telegraph
y College, St. Louis, Mo, qualities young men
for poStiIn 600 students last send for circular
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

a GENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest
N selling Pictorial Books and Bibles Prices reduced
S3 per cent. NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co. st. Louis, Mo
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

- ~ AMoNTH and board in your county. Men
AA Ladies'. Pleasant Business Address
SFs P. WHEELER g. Co. Box "a. Chicago, H.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters gives steadi'
ness to the nerves, In
duces a healthy, nat
uralfow of bile, pre-
vents constipation
without unduly pur-
ging the bowels, gen
t,y stimulates the
circulation, and by
promoting a vigorous
condition Of t he
physical system, pro-
notes. also, that
cheerfulness which
is the truest indica.
tion of a w9l-bal-
anced condition of
all the animal pow
erS.
For sale by all
Druggists and Deal-
Crs generally.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-01-13

G20k MGhTH--AGERTsW sWanTED- best
~ ATII q selling articles in rhe wOrld:1 sampcIree
s)fUvO Address j. A. Bronson, Detroit Mich
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-10-27
AFTER A WHILE.

There ia a strange sweet Solace in the
thought
That all the woes we suffer here below
May. as a dark and hideous garment
wrought
For us 10 wear, whether we will or not,
Be cast aside. with relieving smile,
After a little while.
Only a while this vale of tears
With means and Sghs shall hem our
devious way
Only little while the grief that sears
And wrings aud rends, shall gloat above
ITS prey
And fade will likewise, every hollow guile,
After little while.
What if we lose earth's pogeants, fresh and
The pride OF morn, the sunsets gOrgeou.
fields,
Loye's leaping pulse and the umeasurcd
share
That natures largess for the asking
yields
II death 10 brighter shores our soles exile
After little while7
No mortal roaming, but hath certains ends
Though far unto the ocean spaces gray
We sail and sail, without chart Of friends
Above the skyline, faint and far away,
There looms at least the one enchanted isle
After a little while.
Though over burning and inveterate sands
To seek the rivers mystic source, we
strain,
With parching lips, seorched feet and
blistered hands,
At last there rises one the mountain
chain
That folds the fountains of our spirits Nile
After little while.
oh, when our cares come thronging thick
and fast,
With more of anguish than the heart can
bear,
Though friends desert, and, as the needless
blast,
Even love pass by uS with a stony stare,
Let US withdraw into SOME ruined pile,
Or lonely forest aisle.
And contemplate the never eessiEg change
Whereby the processes of God are wrought,
And from our petty lives our soul enstrange
Till, bathed in currents ofexalted thought
We feel the rest that must our cares beguile
After little while.
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CYRIL'S SUCCESS.

II wish you would not do this, DoTo-
thy, dear" Wouldn't do whal7' said
Dorothy. looking at the speaker.
"You know very we'll"
"Indeed l do not"
well. il must be more explicit, !
wish you would not act with that-that
PoDsonby. The way he stares at you
and aIes you with his eyes, is enough to
make a man forget his manners"
My dear Cyril. you can't be serious.
/ have never heard you so unreasonable
before"
Unreasonable! NV dear girl7 Consid.
ering We are to be married so soon, and
all that, really thought you would moi
object to little advice from me-"
"of course not If like it, shall
always follow it. You know that
"But surely. Dorothy, it can be nc
pleasure to 60 through rehearsals with
that lanky fylloW7'
well, you see, lam bound TO act
now. This is the sixteenth-the theatri.
cal, come of on the nineteenth, aud only
three days; how could Lady Rodney pro-
vide substitute in that timer And be-
sides, would like to-"
''oh, would your That of course settles
the question"
"Why. Cyril, exclaimed Miss Bohun, ]
DO believe that you are jealous"
Il am. II does not make a man par,
,iculArly cheerful 10 know that the wo.
man be loves is to be the object of an.
other mans alteration for even an hour.
But my dear Cyril, it is only a
farce"
bat M dear Da'elhy, sss no rsas-
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SEVERAL KINDS OF a1RLs.


On 10 most interesting topie The
Merchant Traveller" gives the following y
pointers; W
A good girl 10 have Sal Walton. fss5t f1ra
A disasreeablc girl--Anuis Mostly, fEs
A fgbtiug girl-hittie Mag IN. " .frIN
Not Christian girl-~ Metiie h0doxy. Ens
A sweet giil Carrie Mpks Esd -rgu
A very pleasan. eirl---Jsppie Rosily, sps
A summer sirl'--Helan kiAS-s, = na.sir
sick girl-Salie vsts. ,, t-a a. -
smooth girl Amelia Rate, 80 So AZ ~
A ssedy girl Cora Andsr, "a, rrss -
One of the best girls Ella Cant 49, "a,
A clear caseE. Lucy Date. r.s r,n
A poemetrical Rirl Polly Con, ,. Z
A flower grl-Rhoda Dsndronr - i, go
A musical girl-Sarah Made,
A profound girl Metie Physics,
A star girl Meta Orio. % Aee
A clingipg girl-JasBis Mine, sn
nervous girl-Hester Teal ~
A musical girl -Callie Stbepics, go
lively girl-Annie Nation,
An uncertain girl--Eva Nespept, 80
A sad girl-ElliG. $3.50
A serene girl -Mullie Fly. sra
A great big girl e lie Pbaut, e
warlike girl-AIillie Tary. f
The best girl of all--Your own. Nt u
r= ...
Codorus, Ps.-Rev. j. D. 2ehring enysi
Il was paralvEed in my right side. The
use OF Browns Iron Bitters enabled me W as
walk" Fsfl
One wLo knows says that. In the -
country, they blows horn before dinner, ~
but in town they take one. .,as
If you ask bald-headed man hsw -
ne would prefer TO be upholstered. b. ~ az
likely x!lress desire for mo'hnir on tie
top of his head.
"A four-legged boy baby be. 3 'efs'
born in that land Of wonderful events.
1eorgia. He will be lightning double
log performer il he lives.
Now that the excitement raised BY -
he Prince Napoleon has died out, We
suppose nothing short of new oircysf
Ike would wake Europe from her fanc q
ed security. st
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Penetrated to the Rome

Alderman John Baxter, Toronto, Canada,
AYERS that st. Jacobs Oil will penetrate "a
the bone and drive out pain. know il
for have tried it; its hits the mark every
time.
1t is the sagacious remark of keen
observer of tourists, and he offers it to
the travelling public, that you can gen.
orally tell newly-married couple at the
dinner table by the indignation of the
husband when fly alights on the wife s
butter.
81 write this" said man, address
ing gentleman who owed him money.
ito inform you that you are liar. "
Your postage stamp was wasted" the
reply came. las knew that was lie r
before ever had any business relations
with you.
EVERY Promise backed by a guaran
Tee. Ackers Dyspepsia Tablets will give
immediate relief Price rs & so cts. Sold
6y DR.. Horn, Lehig and L. A. Horn,
Weissport.
1t is estimated that oyer 500, 900 tons
OF paper are made in this country every
year, and yet the man who shaves him.
self has TO hunt around for oyer fifte, n
minutes before he can End piece Il at
he dare wipe his lather upon, sadly eays
man who evidently knows how 1t is
himself.
THI CHILDREN LIKE IT. II is pleasant TO
take, and affords immediate relief-we re-
er TO JADWIN's TAR SYRUP. For sale
at Thomos' drug store.
A succession of direfuI shrieks is
heard on the FIRST floor. Fond mother:
"What Is the matter with BiliyP" Colored
servant: "Please, ma'am. he is crying
about the jew berries" He cant have
any more. He has had four saucersful
already" Dem is de berry ones he is
whooping about. He's all swollen up. y
owenton, Ky.-Rev. j. N. Beck, SAYS: al
haYe used Browns Iron Bi.ters and consider
u one OF the best lonics sold"
Lever, the novelist. noticing that the
hand Of woman who was bringing him
some tea at a small country hotel shook
tremulously. kindly said to her. 81 am
sorry to see Biddy. that you have weak
ness In your hand" "Oh, your honor !"
she replied with glance OF ird.scribA-
ble humor, 'the weakness is not in my
hand but inside the tay-pot.
An elastic step, buoyant spirits, and clear
complexion, are among the many desirable
results ol pure blood. The possessor of
healthy blood has his faculties at Command
aud enjoys clear and quick perception,
which is impossible when the blood is
heavy and sluggish with impurities Ayers
ssrssparilla is the best blood purifier and
vitalizer known.
1t is said the spots on the sun cause
the cyclones, but this can hardly be, for
the cyclone knocks the spots of every
thing It comes near Herein Is the diff
ference between cause and effect for the
cause, the spot is on the SUP, but the ef-
feet Is seen on the spot. This is bad,
We know, but II is no worse than the cy.
clone.
Avoid cheap goods. The Hop Plaster
ues pains and aches where other p plasters
simply relieve, rs cls. Ot all drug stores.
-Sabsoribe io' he LpyecLr.. orly
els dnlls sssi.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-10-27

The breakfast bell salutes my car:
Its cheerful tones ring loud and clear.
For me it used to sound in vain,
So great was my dyspeptlc pain.
PAIN KiLLER came 10 my relief
And banished my dyspeptic grief
PAIN KILLER made me strong and well
And now Pm glad to hear the breakfast bell
HruCcista sell Prnpr d ,rrs,r p...
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SCROFULA

and all scrofulous diseases, Sores, Erysipe-
las, Eczema, Blotches, Hingworm, Tu-
mors, Carbuncles, BoiIs, and Eruptions
of the Skin, are the direct result of an
impure state of the blood.
To cure these diseases the blood must DO
purified, and restored to a healthy aud ma
tural condition. AYERS SARsAPARILLA has
for over forty years been recognized by emf
nept medical authorities as the most pow
erful blood purifier in existence. IL frees
the system from all foul humors, enrichcs
and strengthens the blood, removes all traces
of mercurial treatment, and proves itself
complete master of all scrofulous diseases.
A Recent Cure of ScrofulOus Sores.
"Some months ago / was troubled with
scrofulous sores ulcers on my legs. Tho
limbs were badly swollen and fnfained, and
the sores discharged large quantities Of
offensive matter. Every remedy ] tried
failed, until | used AYERS SARsAPARILLA,
of which ! have now taken three bottles,
with the result that the sores are healed,
and my general health greatly improved.
l feel very grateful for the good your
Yours respectfully, Mrs. ANN O'BRIAS."
l4s Sullivan St., New York, June -, 1882.
TT All persons Interested nre invited
to call on Mrs. O'Brlan; also upon the
Rev. n. p. Wilds of ~ East 64th Street,
New York City, who will take pleasure
In testifying to the wonderful efficacy Of
Ayers Sarsaparilla, not only in the cure
of this lady, but In his own case and
many others within his knowledge.
The ewell-knowntcriter on the Boston Herald,
B. W. BALL, of Rochester, Nh, writes, june
Z, 1882:
"Having suffered severely for some years
with Eczema, and having failed 10 find relief
from other remedies, have made use, during
the past three months, Of AYER's SARsAPA-
HILLA, which has effected u complete eHrr.
] consider it n magnificent remedy for all
blood Diseases"
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If not paid in advance, $l,25

"oh, no you won't-not little bitl
says Miss Bohum.
'But ! assure you that willl' exclaiIn
Disney. Life would be impossible,
without you'll
"well, but you see. l have promised
Mr.. Ponsonby--"
ITO be his wife7"
mo, not exactly that"
Speak qaicklyl' he says, ip q low
tone. Suspense is maddeningi'
VI have promised to become q member
OF the Archa,o olosical Society, says. Dor,
othy.
'Ano couldn't you have said so be-
foref" says Cyril with deep sigh Of re-
lief.
"How could when you we're getting
so dreadfully madi"
Darling can You forgive my foll,2'
= coming still nearer to her as be
speaks.
There's such great deal Of it, isn't
therer" says Miss Bobum. 1T will take
me all my time won't it2"
"Nct all. trust. Spare me a little,
and l shall be more than content"
dearest CYRIL she says, mischiey
ously with a quick glaace from under
her long lashes and in her rehearsal tone,
my heart has long been in your keeping,
aud If you wish it, it is yours"
My love - my darling" murmured
Cyril possionately,
Aud SO
Soft eyes looked love to eyes which spake
again,
And all went merry as a marriage bell"
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Druggists sell PERRY DAyIs's PAIN KILLrI

-Poots, who has heard that scientists
are trying to discover how smell travels,
says it isn't how smell travels that wor.
ries him SO much as the way it sticks to
fellow He says coffee doesn't seem tc
do it a bit of good.
An exchange tells of @ young lady
who' after a happy marriage Of six
months, on being asked if she was much
troubled with cold feet. simpered, hesi.
tatingly. and with simplicity replied,
Ye-yes. but they're not my own."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-10-27

Musicians are in the habit Of slur
ring some notes, but they all speak well
of greenbacks.
The world is progressing. Lawyers,
even now. can go fishing and say they
caught nothing.
When married man finds himself
locked ont at 2 a. m, lie yearns for o
key TO the situation.
The long winter evenings are rapid.
ly approaching, making the present q
good time to subscribe Tor The Carbon
ADVOCATE. Ouly sl.00 year.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1883-04-09

AGEN
CIV CRASE, 3lS Pine street and 10 Leides
dorff street, Room -, san Francisco
w. A. CAswELL, Sacramento California.
BF. RILEY IS authorized TO collect and re-
ceipt for subscriptions to the SILVER STATE Ia
Paradise Nallev.
3 r. Yeuvs Il authorized 70 collect AMI
recept for subscriptions to The SILVER STATE at
Big Meadows
A. Gsxrz il authorized 10 collect and receipt
Tor subscriptions % the SILVER STATE IN Spring
City.
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2ATEs OF ADVERTIsING.

One Square 10 lincs) first insertion ......$2 80.
Each subsequent insertion, per square 49,. %
liberal reduction to regular advertisers.
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MEN AND WOMEN.

TO love but one woman is like din.
ing always on one dish.
Some women who are called we'll
preserved look rather as II they had
been well.pckled.
A man who keeps telling woman he
is her friend is either in love with her
or is afraid he will be.
A mans ideal Of intimacy with a
woman is that he shall be allowed to
talk about himself, aud she shall listen.
Cynicsm in youth is deplorahle
anachronism; but it is an inevitable
consequence Of age and experience.
To any general rule OF expected con-
duct which one frames he soon makes
exceptions Of most men--and all women.
The difference between the gentleman
circumstantial and the gentleman direct
is great, though not always perceived.
One of the two things man must
have to go with comfort through the
world d--either an abiding faith in Pro-
violence or a strong sense of humor.
The difference between regret and re-
morse is that regret is sorrowfor oppor.
tunity neglected but remorse is sorrow
inn opportunity improved
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WYNN EMUCCA HOTEL.
Bridge street, winnemueea,
DAVID GIReEx, Proprietor

Having Built and Fitted up in the most COM.
modious style the largest and finest Hotel IN
NInnemucca, with Large and Airy Rooms, the.
Proprietor is prepared TO receive and entertain,
the travelling public with accommodations as
good as can be found in this sect on OF the coun-
try. The TABLE viii always be literally SUP.
piled with all the substantials of life, and with.
every luxury that he procured Attached
to the Hotel is a FINE BAR, where the choicest
WINES, LEQUORs AND CIGARS
Can be obtained at all times.
BOARD PER WEEK.. $7.eO.
ar For the accommodation of patrons Of
the NiIncmveca Hotel, new
TERsT-CLAss gIIIgAGD TABLE
Has been procured for their especial enjoy
ment.
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