The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-09-05
WHAT A WOMAN LIKES.


All the babies in the world, II they
are clean, and don't cry and bother,
and somebody else will tend them.
Toneats. A good many OF them
Dogs. Such cunning little rhings
So af-ctiOuate. So faithfuli so much
more to be depended upon than men
Birds. such sweet soRgsi So sooth-
ing to the tired sPiriti So calming to
the nerv,s w.rp out with gettirg din
ner, .rd washing dishes, and olaeking
stoves, and sweeping. and getting
ready for oonPsny, and making beds,
and washing oiI-cloths, and doing up
collars, and mending stockings, ard
trimming lamps. and doing things gea-
orally. And five canary birds, In full
bla~t, are equal 10 = huEdred horse
power steam whistles. and quite As ex-
hiarating.
woman likes {, hear . srcTet II
should BE- told her after nine O'Clock
tv -OaIe frraale couhdante, while they
81 over sncldeupg IRE with their
crr-eis undone, and raeir back hair
rolled up for the night, ard every soul
add In the house except themselves.
And sfser Il Is told her. and she has
vowed herself TO eternal silence. won't
shl <. ep that vows Won'tshe, though ?
A woman likes husband who never
E-es a charm In other women. IL be
can bring himself 70 think his wife IL
the only really beautiful woman in the
werld. aHd that all the other wemer
have nose. too long. and mouths TOO
big. and eyes without expression, then
his wife will c,ll hiR '-such a Gear -
and erk him a pair Of slippers for
Christmas, either thee siz- $ too big,
or four sizes TO SMALL
a woman likes roeking-chairs, and
fancy work. aud the windows full Of
plants. and tides On all the chairs. and
brackets everywhere, and tssse's on
everything, and lots Of pictures and
Asses, and "shAms" on all the beds,
and tea with every meal, and two
fashion papers regularly, and all the
new bonnets she can get, and n fur
cloak. and cashmere shawl, and six
teen-burron gloves. and n house-girl
who can get a neal without disarrang-
ing the universe, and a rich uncle 70
shell out literally &C Christmas and
New Years.
A woman likes to be admired. To
make other women enViOus. To have
things as sh- WANTS them. To have ID
said she was belle when she was
young To keep hens TO eat up the
waste. To own real lace collars To
have the skirts Of her dress hang just
right To wear tie smallest bOsts Ia
tswn. To trade old clothes tor China
vases Hna plaster Of Paris images
he likes 10 KIN " hOw every lady "i
her acquaintance makes sponge cake,
aAd then she will try all their meth
Ods, and return 70 her own, a. the hssi
and moEt economical. She likes "a
give little tea parties, sid show hsr
friends what biscuit aud pound csks
she can make: and low them n" f
Tor hems-Ives that she has 20 be
band-omrs - i W aHJ H.rvoi .iH e. tt
vicinity
Sh. likes Q. b. .-k-d 20 wedding
ard shr .rjsss funerals Co = c.rJslr
extent. aud chTisfeningr, ana brfth'
du parties, snd al th"se little affair
where on can wear her be- clio he
A woman ike nee carp :. arl sac "a
ca O. -, ami neN u..vri-. sut srss
she i creature II r'r.r..i c.i'
an usAlv 90 chang ..r uiiud, ard o.
able 90 sc.lf, sud iias.s 20 d. iu-t
s"a sou expect -h' ,..n'i CO, put Z
Is AZ sugrl, are ali the ueH kD"N D.
81. here l. no necessity for Us 10 urge
a#.-r fart an their uofir-