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The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07
ALL RESPECTABLE DRUGGISTS
KEEP PAIN KILLER"
The bad and worthless

Are never initiated Or cougaterfeited.
This is especially true of a family medi-
cine, and it is positive proof that the
remedy initiated is of the highest value.
As soon as it had been tested and prov
ed by the whole world that Hop Bitters
was the purest, best and most valuable
family medicine on earth many imita-
tions sprung up and began TO steal no.
tees in which the press and people of
the country had expressed the merits of
Fl. B., and in every way trying to induce
suffering invalids to use their stuff in
stead, expecting to make money on the
credit and good name of H. B. Many
others started nostrums put up in simi>
lar style to H. B., with variously devis~
ed names in which the work ''Hop" or
s'Hops' were used in way to induce
people to believe they were the same as
Hop Bitters. All such pretended remi-
dies or cures, no matter what their style
or name is, and especially those with the
word "Hop'' or ''Hops'' in their name
or in any way connected with them or
their name, are limitations or counter
feits. Beware of them. Touch none Of
them. Use nothing but genuine Hop
Bitters, with bunch or cluster of green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing
else. Druggist and dealers are warned
against dealing in limitations or couterfeits
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07
81 a Box. 6 for SIS.

ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT,
But do not be deluded into taking limitations
or substitutes, or something recommended as
tiust as good p Insist on the genuine with
the name of WASHBURN & CO., on each box,
our signature, an indispe nsible requisite to in
sure success in the treatment. Take no other,
or send to us.
WASHBUBN & CO., PROJECTORS,
27s Broadway, cor. Reade ST., New York
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07
TUFTS
Exp GRANT

IL composed Of Herbal and Mucilaginous prod
nets. which pernaeate the substance of the
T,rrI,gs, cxpectOrates the acrid matter
that collects il the Bronchial Tubes, and forms
soothing coating, wntc aa, rsAiexes , INC y.
Tfae Lungs Of alI imp urities, strengthens
TIsen1 when enfeeb1esi by disease, invigor.
etas tbe CIRCULATION Of tbs blood, and braces the
nervous system. Slight colds often end I'm
cosssursaptio1a. Its dangerous to neglect
eaena. Apply the remedy pr0mptlys A
test OF twenty years warrants the assertion that
no remedy has ever been found that ts as
i roEsapt inits effects as TUFTS EXP ECT0 DR. IN I.
a gle dose RAISES the Phleg m, supaues
isfslK Antion. and its 4 speedily cures the most
pb1tinate cough: 2i esans cordial, c n /.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07
MEDItaNE.

A Common-s4nss Remedy.
|. SAL lG YLICA.
No more RheskmatIsm. Govt
or NeukalgIa-
Immediate Relief y Warranted.
Permanent Cure Guaranteed.
Five years established and never known to
fail in q single case. acute or chronic. Refer
to all prominent physicians and druggists for
the standing of Salicyiea
sec ETI
THE ONLY DISSOLYER OF THE POISON
OITS URIC ACID WHICH EXISTS IN THE
BLOOD OF RHEUMA4IC AND equity PA
TENTS.
SALICYLICA is known as common
sense remedy, becauseIi 1t strikes directly at
the cause of rheumatism, Gout and Neural
pia while so many sol called specifics and sup
posed panaceas only treat locally the effects.
If has been conceded by eminent scientists
that outward applicatipns, such as rubbing
with oils Oiutnents. uAimentS and soothing
lotions will not eradicate these diseases which
are the result of the lRoisoning of the blood
with Uric Acid.
SALHCYLICA works with marvellous eff
| feet on this acid and so removes the disorder.
| 1t is now exclusively used by all celebrated
| physicians of Americafand Europe. Highest
| Medical Academy Of Paris reports 50 per cent.
cures in three days.
REMEzMBES
that SALICYLICA is q certain cure for Esheu-
matism, Gout and Neuralgia. The most
| intense pains are subdued almost instantly.
Givelt trial. Relief guaranteed or money
re thousands of testimonials sent on applica-
ton.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07

The FLORIDA AGR1CULTURIsT and
the Florida Dispatch, the only two
agricultural papers in the State, are
dubbed at 1915 per annum. Now
is the time tossubscribe.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07

A Western editor tells what he
would do if he were a jackass. A
rival journal remarks that what peo-
pie desire most to know is, what he
would do if he wasn't one.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1883-02-07

An attractive youthful appearance
secured by using Parker's Hair Balsam
to all who are getting gray.
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HAYEsvrnnr, ONO, Feb. IL, 1880,

HAYESVILLE, OHIO, Feu. IT, IooU.
am very glad to say have tried Hop
Bitters, and never took anything that
did me as much good. 1 only took two
-is:l nd 4 apoziF = act -kalze Loo for
che good they did me. recommend
Fthem to my patients. and get the best
results from their use.
@. B. MERCER, MD.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-08-04
A COMPLETE APoLonY.

An excited gentleman, who took ex-
cep!ion to personal notice made of i'm
IN the paper, called at the office the 9th.
er dly to demand correction. He SAID
he did not take any stock in newspaper
apologies; that they were generally nj
aggravation of the original offense, and
t. guard against any such possibility he
insisted that just what be would dictate
should be printed in contradiction and
precisely as he uttered it.
Perhaps the gentleman did not con.
slider that, as he had very bad cold in
the head, his caution TO print his re-.
marks "Irecis,ly ns be uttered them"
would involve his name somewhat ridi.
culously, for he was especially emphatic
ia saying that he "did dot wadt adv
dodseds about i'd" but haying agreed to
his demand, we naturally feel in honor
bound to abide hy our promise, and the
following is what he said aud Just as he
said it:
I'D lass weeks dubber Of dis dews-
paper ad id'm appeared stating tn,t
Blister Johd Dickolas spedt Sudday ID
Colnbbus. as this was not in accord
adce with the facts and codflcis with
the geddl' IN .d'S stadebedt to his faLily
add friedds that he was id Greed Towd-
shib cd Sudday, the corrected is cheer-
fully bade that Blister Dicolas did sped
Sunday in Green TOWNSHIP add dod id
CJlubbuS, as orrodeouSlv doticed."
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-Impatience dries tue blood sooner

-Impatieuce dries tue blood sooner
than age or SORROW.
Weeds are generally the earliest
risers iu n garden bed.
-Surmises are not facts. Suspicious
which may be u just neei not be stated.
Nothing is sillier than silly laugh.
-Catullus,
"A torn jacket is ron mended, but
hard words bruise the heart OF child.
Books serve to isolate man; that
which is told us by word or mouth is
far more potent.
1t il truth but too well known,
tint rasbness attends youth, as pTudeI &c
does old age.
How many people live an the repu-
tation they might have made.
Love can gather hope from mar
velously little thing.
Men make laws-women make man
ners.
"A detractor is his own foe and the
worlds enemy.
Charity begins at home, bat should
not end there.
He bath riches sufficient who hath
enough to be charitable.
By asking too much we may lose
the little We had before.
-Mauy silly people despise the preci-
Gus, not understanding it.
DO not grasp at the shadow and lose
the substancei
Magnificent premises sometimes end
in paltry performances.
Presumption begins in ignorance
and ends in ruin.
Little thanks are due to him who
only gives away what is Of no use to
/ himself
Every truth has two sides; look at
both before committing yourself to
either.
Necessity is the mother of inyen,
tion.
A coward can be a hero at a dis
tlnoe; presence OF danger tests presene,
OF miud.
-TroEbles ofiea come from whenc,
We least expect them.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-08-04
A RUSSIAN STORY,

That crazy Emperor, Paul /. of Russia.
durng one Of his drives. met soldier
whose oountenance pleased him,
Come into my carriage. Lieutenant"
said Panl.
"Sire, am only q private"
The Emperor is never mistaken, cap
tain"
Il obey your orders, SIRE"
VERY good, commandant. Take your
seat by my side. What lovely weather
we have, to-dayr
"Sire, dare not venture"
"What are you saying, colonelG"
Uuluckly for the new-made colonel,
th- Emperor had to be back to the palace
early that morning. Ii the drive had
continued few minutes longer his
chance companion would have been
made feli-marshal As it was. be was
obliged to content himself with the grade
of major-genernl.
But few days aiterward the same
poor wretch, picked mp by the Emperor
in exactly the same way, had TO go
through the same grsdations of rank.
only in the reverse direction, and in half
nu hour from being major-general, had
to become a private soldier again.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-08-04
THE LIFE OF A liam.


Man, boru Of woman, is of few days
and no teeth. Aud, Indeed, it would be
money in lis pocket sometimes II he had
less Of either. As for his days, he vast
teeth, be- has copvulsions vhen he cnr,
them, aud ms tue Lust one Jn1ts tbroul b,
10 the dentist is twisting tie first ole
out, and the last end OF tia; man's jaw ia
worse than the first, being full OF porce-
lain and roof-plate to hold blackberry
seeds.
Stone bruises line his pathway to man.
no I'd, his father box4s his ears at home,
the big boys cuff him in the play GROUND.
and the teacher wlips him in the school,
roc M. He buyeth Northwestern at ITO
when be bath sold short at g6 and liis
neighbor unloadeth upon him Iron
Mountain at 63a and it straightway
bresketh down To 523, He riseth early
aud sit,eth up late that he may fill his
barns aud storehouses, aud 10 his
children's lawyers divide the spoil among
themselves and say "HA, bar He
groVleth and is sore distressed because il
rAineth, and he breatheth upon his breast
aud sayeth, "My crop is lostr' because
il rain5th not. Tho late rains blight his
wheat and frost biteth his peaches. fiji
be so the sun shineth, even among the
nineties, he sayetb, "Woe Is for me I
perish, > and if the northwest wind sigh
eth down in torty-two below he crieth,
Would l were dead.' Ii he wear Sack
cloth and blue jeans men say HE is q
tramp" and if he goeth forth shaven and
clad in purple and fue linen all the reo.
pls cry, "Shoot the dudep'
He carryeth insurance for twep', .evo
years, until he hath paid tbric- rver for
all his goods, and then hc latch his
policy lapse one day. and that same
night Are destroyeth his store, He
buildeth him house in Jersey, and his
first born is devoured by mosquitoes; he
piicheth his tents in New York and
tramps devour his substance. He NOV
eth to Kansas and cylone carryeth his
house away over into Missouri, while
prairie fire and ten million acres Of
fight for his crop. He set
tleth himself in Kentucky, aud is shot
the next day ly gentleman. Colonel
and statesman, "bt cause, sab, lie re.
sembles, sab, man, sab, he did not like.
sah." Verify there is no rest for the
sole of his foot, and if he had to do it
over again he would not be born at all,
for "the day Of death is better than the
day of ones bir h."
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THE LImE-KILN GLuR.

When the triangle had sounded the
call to order and the rafting OF mnny
hoofs had ceased, the Lord John Dew
drop arose and offered the club the use
OF the following at very reasonable rates:
"Doau' saw OF dc handles of your
wheelhurer to keep nabur from boI.
rowiu' it"
"De man who loses his temper will be
sartin to lose his iriends.''
II it wasn't lur goslings dar' would
no geese. Gin a boy u chance to be a
sos'in' bef,' expectin' him to be gar-
der"
"Au egotist am man on stills. Let
tim alone an he am sartin' to con
down.
"Befo' rraisin' de philanthropy OF do
mau who bias donated site fur an ,r-
phan asylum Try an diskiber if bis wife
isn't doiu' dc kitchen work to save dc
xpsnse Of hired gal"
"De man who hn, no friends to spa
well Of an n man 10 be avoided"
b guided in your ou'l,y by vi at
You kin aHlri-not by what your ray
bur brings home"
Truth am mighty, but zse It in small
doses in critieisiug de acts of your
friends"
"De peacock may make fine displ.v
of calors, bu. when it comes down to
selecting something solid doan, oberl)ok
de gander. He ain lie same all de WY
frew, an you alias know whur' to hud
him."
"De man who drsps his wallet to test
de honesty of de ru5hc shouldn't give
hisselr away by adver,isiu' reward aL'
10 q1eshnus aXei."
On motion Of Pickles Saith the oluh
accepted the above at thirty per cent. OF
their face value, aud the amount vas
passed to Lord Johns credit on the calh
book.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-08-04
BUT 1 CAN TRUST.

cannot see, with my small human sight,
Why God should lead this way or that for
me;
only know He hath said: "Child, follow
me-"
But can trust.
I know not why my path should be at
times
So straightly hedged, so strangely barred
before;
| only know God could keep wide ths door
But can tiust.
l find no answer, often when besct
With questions fierce and subtle on my vav,
Aud often have but strength to family pray'
Rut can trust.
| often wonder, as with trembling hand
cast the seed along the furrowed ground,
If ripened fruit for God will there be found;
Bat can trust.
cannot know why suddenly the storm
Should rage 50 fercely round me in its
wrath;
But this know, God watches all my path
And can trust.
may not draw aside the mystic veil
That hides the unknown future from my
sighti
Nor know if for me waits the dark or light,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-08-04
After Mass in French Canadian Village

After Mass in French Canadian Village.
After mass we gathered again in groups
in front of the church, The parents
we're now triumphant in the strength Of
their opposition to emmigration, and the
young people were qnite ashamed and
subdued.
But the Sunday business was not yet
done. Tie town crier gathered every.
body about him while be made his week
ly announcements. lie is still tue coun-
try newspaper Of Canada. Bat so far
from being u literary emporium, he FREE
quently can not read or write. He hns,
however, sufficient tongue, memory and
assurance to deliver quite a column OF
public and private matter. H is often
unwittingly comical, his pompous air
being a ludicrous contrast to the simple
facts be has to tell and the illiterate
bluuders of his spe, ch, First come the
official announcements, legal advertise
lnents, sheriff sales, police regulations,
roadmaster's notices, new laws, etc. then
private announcements are cried out
auctions, things lost and found, opening
of new stores, new professional Offices
etc. Sometimes he sells pig or cali,
''for infant Jesus" the product of the
sale being given to collection for the
poor, No, long agn horse races We're ad-
gertised by him to take place on the road
| ii 9ht after mass. The erier this day
closed his list by announcing that the
parish had an insurance policy to pay 10
one of its citizens. II seems that the
! parish generally insures Itself. When
any one loses his buildings by fire, some
one solicits subscriptions to restore them
Each neighbor hauls Il stick or two; the
people ask permission OF the priest to
work on Sunday; and after mass they
assemble and erect the building. If the
loser be very poor man, carpenters are
hired to finish the wcrk for him A por
ton Of the congregation went away NJ
the northern mountain that day, anC
spent the afternoon raising a log hous,
and barn. All sorts OF public assemble
are held III front of church Just afte
mass. Indeed, Sunday is the most ami
mated day OF the week in social. indus
trial and political matters as well as re
ligious.
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No Pate nt-NO Pay.
PATENTS

PATENTS
obtained for Inventors In the United States
Canada and Europe. at reduced rates. With
our principal office located in Washington,
directly opposite the United states Patent
Office, we arc able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptne's and de-
spatch and at less cost than other patent Mt
tornoys who are at a distance from Wash
ington, and who have, therefore, to employ
"associdte attorneys" We make preliminary
examinations and furnish opinions as to va
tcntabiity, free of charge, and all who are
in crested In new inventions and patents arc
IN itcd to send for n copy oi our "Guide for
uu,ainirg P0tents," which is sent free to
any address. aud contains com, lete instruc-
tions how TO obtain patents and other valua.
ble matter. We refer to the German Amer
lean National Bank Washington, ID. o.. the
Royal Swedish. Norwegian and Danish L"ga-
tions. at Washington; Hon. los. Casey, late
Chiei Justice u. ). Court Of Claims; to the
Ulficials OF the u. : Patent Once, and 10
Senators and Members of Congress from
every State.
Address: LOUIS BAGGER & CO., So
licitOrs OF Patents and Attorneys at Law, Lee
DrOlt Building, WASHINGTON. ID. q.
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after ali I"
Here they come" said Alice, as ster 6
were heard OH. the porch without, and
tbs boys ru "a out TO meet Felix and
the bride with him, "He's comel he's
cim,i'
The door opened, and Felix, bearded
aud sun bqnted, came in; shy,1 hubby
young girl following him. Her eyes
we're brown and oldly honest aud Frank
Colonel Graham, his hand out, stopped
perplexed.
"WhU? Dora!" he said. ''Dora?'
ayes. Dora" she answered. II kept
my PROMISE" laughing mischievcu,ly
"YJu told me to be good to the first
Yankee who fell into my hands Here
he Is; 1 thought the best thing could
do Tor him was 10 marry him"
Dori's mother ana unclts followed
her to Michigan. Since then there haye
'een many family gatherings, where the
Nettleys aud Grahams once such bitter
foes recall the events OF the war, seek
ing only to remember how much that
was human, aud tender, and brothcrly,
was mingled with tue terror and misery
Of that fur.of time.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-08-04
MIsERIEs OF MOSQUITO TIME.

They bite at night with great delight,
aud put most people in nervous fright
Their bills they stick with poisonous mlrl
in children's lesh aud make then sick
On buzziug wing the insects sing, beioro
inserting their wicked sting. Victims
complain Of cruel pain, and would rather
not be b'ticD sGain. The ruin To stop. sp-
ply one drop oiPsaRY DAvIs's PAIS KILp
ER frsm the drugGisls shop.
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If not paid in advance. $1.25

suit Mt all. l don't Understand Germ IN.
"Well, what shall it be, them" II was
her turn to smile as she said with mn
arch look: "a yankee dude II do
-"When are yor going to make me
that pair Of new boots l ordsred?" asked
Gus De Smith of his shoemaker. when
you pay me for the last pair made you. "
"Whew! can't wait 50 long as that; !
must trade somewhere else"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-06
FUNERAL NOTICE.

The funeral services Of the late Major
WIN. Wolfe will be held at his residence
on Poplar Street between Goth and Diyis-
ion SITS, Tomorrow Sunday Jan. eth, at
2 O'Clock p. m. The funeral cortege will
leave the house athalrpast two, and at 3
o'clock a special funeral train will leave
foot OF Eighth Street for Beach Grove Gem
eicry where the remains will be inferred.
Friends and acquaintauces Of the family
are invited to attend.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-06

About twenty carloads Of gravel has
now arrived on the Mobile road for the
Eighth street improvement. 1t is all of
the same quality, about one-tenth gravel
aud nine tenths yellow sand. 1t is Just
such stuff as was used in the improvement
Of Commercial avenue below 9th street some
years ago and would, if used, undoubtedly
prove equally Objectionable. We are told
in its favor that it has been much used in
ballssting the road bed Of the Mobile and
Ohio tracks all slong the line aud has pro-
we'd to be very satisfactory This may
be true and yet the gravel may not be at all
suitable 70. street paving purposes. When
used in balasting railroad tracks, the
gravel is not subjected 10 the grinding pro-
cess Of having heavy wagons constantly
passing over II, AZ it is when used in the
pavement OF public thoroughtaro in a
city. If this gravel 10 used 10 the con-
templated improvement it will very prob
ably be regretted even before the work is
done.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-06
80 Tho rroupe Of Young fellows who la

The groupe Of young fellows who lave
been in the city for week or ten days
giving sparring exhibitions in the Tenth
street hail. have turned out to be lot Of
adventures of uncertain, not to say unprin.
cipled characters, Their exhibitions we're
not at all satisfactory from the 6rst, aud
many believed the pugilisls, 80 called, to
be frau Is. But little occurrence in Stea.
gala Bros saloon Thursday night, in which
this gang and steamboatman who was
blind drunk were the actors, aud which
was ventilated in Magistrate Comiogs court
yesterday afternoon, removed any doubt
there might yet have remained
Of the generally rascelly character
OF the crowd. Iu the case referred 10 the
gang, four IN number headed by Thomas
Heeny, were the victmlzers, aud James
Moore was the whisky-be .uumbed and al.
most unconscious victim James was
taken into the rear room of the saloon men.
toned and there, by the combined efforts
Of this noble quartet, he WAS neatly swim.
ded out of about fifty dollars In money at
a very friendly game of poker. At the
trial yesterday afternoon number Of wit.
nosses were examined pro aud con. City
Attorney Hendricks prosecuted aud Mr..
Angus Leck defended. Thomas Heeny
only was proven guilty and lie was fined
one hundred dollars and costs by the court
A request for stay Of execution on condi.
ton to leave town WAS refused by the cou,t