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The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
A Monkey Story.

from tuH DOSl0u 0iG1Ss
Some time ago an English lady, who
was living at Kingston, Jamaica, took
passage on a homeward bound vessel,
taking her two months old infant with
her. Al large, strong, active monkey
which was on board took a violent fancy
for the child. The monkey would SIT all
day long watching the mother as she
rocked and fondled the little one, and
followed her from place 20 place. Sew
eral times the animal tried, u~ngucoess-
fully, to get possession OF the baby.
One beautiful afternoon q distant sail at.
tracted the attention ofall on board, and
the captain politely offered his glass to
the lady. She placed her baby on the
sofa and had just raised the glass to her
eye when q cry was neafd,
Turning quickly she beaeid Q
sailor in pursuit of the monkey, which
had grasped the infant firmly with one
arm andswas nibly climbingthe shrouds,
The mother tainted as the animal
reached the top of the mainmast.. The
captain was at his wits end. He feared
If he sflnt a sailor in pursuit the monkey
would drop the baby and escape .py
Ieapiul! from mast to mast. The child,
in the meantime, was heard to cry,
but the fear that the monkey WAS hurt-
ing 1t wSs dispelled by seeing Il initiate
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
A Cracker Joke That Was Not
What ii Was Cracked up to Be.

During the past summer q handsome
young mar and a mischievous young la
dy were among the guests ct 9 White
Mountain hotel. The young man was
dtease BY his friends on account of his
habit of Mnching just before gsing to
bed. One evening he found q large pa
per bag of crackers on his table. Rash
ly jumping to the conclusion that the
mischievous young lady had made him
the gift, he went on tiptoe to the door
of her room and tossed a cracker
through the open transom. The room
was dark, but the crackers fall was fol-
lowed by q slight scufHing. he paused
8 moment, and then threw o second
and q third. Each time q rustling was
heard, but no one spoke. Having
tossed the entire contents of The bag in
to the room, the young man stole away,
and, as he left the corridor, met the
young lady coming to o room.
Troubled In his mind, he made inqui-
ries the next morning as to the effect of
bis bombardment, and learned to his
horror that the first cracker thrown had
landed on the head Of the young lady's
grandmother, an infirm odd lady OF
nearly eighty, who wa AZ the r=oment
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the motions of the mother, dandling,
soothing and ~endeavoring to hush it to
sleep. After trying in many ways to
lure the animal down, the captain fin
ally ordered the men below and col
cealed himself on deck. In a moment,
to his great joy, he saw the monkey
carefully descending. Reaching the
deck, it looked cautiously around, adj
vanced to the sofa and placed the baby
upon it. The captain restored the
frightened infant to its mother, who
was soo satisfied that her darling had
escaped without injury.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Only two bottles. Messrs. Johnston, Hol-
loway & Co., Wholesale druggists of Phila'
adelphia, Pa, report that some time ago a
gentleman handed them a dollar, with a re-
quest TO send a good catarrh cure to two
army officers in Arizcna Recently the same
gentleman told them that both of the off.
GERS and the wife of a ~well-known U. s. A.
General had been cured of catarrh by the
two bottles of Ely's cream Balm. mot a
liquid or snuff. Price so cts)
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
GospeI Facts

THE following has appeared in nearly
every newspaper throughout the Unitea
States, and is one of the finest testimonials
SvsT won by a medicine. proprietary Or
otherwise. DIR. Crane (he is a graduate OF
medicine as well as a clergyman gives his
evidence without any solicitation whatever.
1t win repay to read it,
Il have never seen q medicine more perfect
iy adapted to its various applications than
Thomas Electric Oil. l was for many years
q sufferer from quinsy: Thomas Electric
Oil cured me. My wife and child had diph-
liberia; Thomas Electric Oil cured them;
and if taken in season it will cure seven
times out of ten. / am confident it is a
cure for the most obstinate cold or cough,
and if taken into the head, by the ~nostrils,
two or three timesa week, will positively re-
lieve the most offensive case of catarrh; and
Notwithstanding the delicate nature of the
mucous membrane OF the nasal organs can be
taken up with perfect impunity. For deaf
ness and earache it has lone wonders to my
certain knowledge. 1t is the only medicine
dubbed patent that / have ever felt like re-
commencing, andlI am anxious to see itin the
house for any consideration. 1t Ialso OPP
crates in asthma as a specific, and when
ever it is used it becomes indispensable to
household safety. / am ready to give any
one the benefit OF my observation, both as
to tits effects and mode of application, ii
they will drop me q n te making inquiry"
Rev. e. f. Crane, Dunkirk, N. Y. DR..
Thomas Electric Oil everywhere by Drug
gists. Foster, Milburn &iCo., Proprietors,
Buffalo, N. Y.
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kneeling by hor bedside engaged in her
devotions. Much alarmed, she had ris.
en to her feet only to receive d second
shot. She had then retreated to a cor
ner; but being further assailed, and not
being able to form any idea of the ma
ture and origin CO the mysterious mis-
siles, she had finally crept under the
bed, where she was finally discovered,
in a forlorn condition, by her astonished
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Advertiser.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
The Country Flooded With Counter
feits.

Look out for frauds, see that sou get the
genuine. Take no other. The label on
every bottle of the old, original and genu.
inc Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters," which
have proved such grand success, bears the
signature of J. p. Allen, st Paul, MINI.
Look out. The country is OVERLOADED with
INIT atoms.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
The Conductors.

Conductor Warren, of Winoza, Mimi,
says, / used one bottle of Warmers Whit,
Wire of Tar Syrup, when / was go hoarss
could not speak above a whisper, and Ii
t~wenty-iour hours it cured me. 1t is the bes
remedy I ever saw.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
How to Shorten I0fe.

take a violent cold, and neglect it. Aber-
nethy, the great English surgeon, asked a
lady who told him she only had q cough:
"What would you have7 The Plague2" Be
ware of ''onlv coughs" The worst cases
IN, however, be cured by DIR. VIM. Halls
Balsam for the Lungs. In Whoeping Cough
and Group it Immediately allaysirrritatiOn,
and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of
the disease. Sold by all druggists and deal
ers in medicine.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
Pnesi PiIesi Pilesi

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itch.
ing Piles. Single box has cured worst
chronic case of twenty years standing. No
one need suffer five minutes after applying.
williams Indian Pile ointment. 1t absorbs
the tumors, allays the itching particularly
after getting warm in bed). Prepared only
for piles and itching for the private parts,
Noyes Bros. & Cutler, St.. Paul, Wholesale
Agents.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

DE. Rogers Vegetable Worm syrup.
Is one of the most pleasant, or palatable
prepS rations for WORMS we have ever
known. II is thoroughly efficacious, and
never requires any other medicine to carry
it off atIer using it. Children like il, as
though it were honey.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

The only millionaires in New York
City thirty-seven years ago were the
following: John Jacob Astor, $25. 900
coo; William b. Astor $50, 600. 900; Henry
Brevoort. Jr., 81, 600. 900; Jonathan Hunt,
81 500, 900: James Lenox. IS, 600. 900;
Peter Lorillard, 81, SOC, 900; Isaac Packer,
81 ,000.0 600; estate of FL. Pierpont, 81 ,000,-
0O0: estate of Peter Schermerhorn. ST.
250.0e0; Peter G. Stuveysant, 5 $1,000, 900;
estate of L. Sales, 81 1000, 900; Stephen
Whitney, So SOC, 900; estate of Stephen
Van Rensselaer,, $40, 0O0, 900: James
Boorman, ST. 200 900; Isaac Bronson's
estote, 81, SOC, 900, and Peter Harmony,
81, 800, 900. Cornelius Vanderbilt was
put down as worth $3.50 900; Harper &
Bothers. $500. DOC, and A. T. Stewart
100000.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
Free to an Minisrors

I will send two bottles of Warmers White
Wine of Tar free OF all costs to any minister
who will send us an order from his store
keeper for two dozen bottles of the same.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Our home remedies, positively cures all
diseases, at small cost-Write for pamph.
let-Home Health Co., Minneapolis.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

After long Mercury and Potash treat
ment, l found myself a cripple from Mer-
curial Rheumatism. Tried Hot Springs
Specific Is. 8. 81 Chas. Berg, Hot Springs,
Ark.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Pure Cod-Liver Oil made from selected livers,
on the searshore, by CAswELL,H AzARD 4 Co, New
York, 1t is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who
have once taken it prefer IL to all others. Physicians
market.
Chapped Hands, Face. Pimples, and rough
Skin cured by using JUNIPER TAR SOAP, made by
CABwKLL. HAZARD q Co., New York.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

BURNS AND ScALDs."-If you are so un-
fortunate as to iniure yourself in this way,
We can suggest a remedy that will soon re-.
lieve you OF all pain and quickly heal the
wound; it cost but twenty-five cents and Is
old by all druggists. Ask for Perry Davis
Pain Killer.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Swift's Specific q s. 81 has relieved me
of an of an obstinate case OF Dry letter,
which had troubled me for twenty-five years,
and had baf1ed all sorts OF treatment, Rev.
/. r. Branham, Macon, Ga.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

SALTMARsH, ALA.-Dr. Jas. B. Mills, saws
Several of my PATENTS b ave used Browns
Iron Bitters for chronic Indigestion with
benefit.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

For aged men, women, weak and sickly
children, without a rival. Will not cause
headache, Browns Iron Bitters.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03
Gotham's Early MiIIionaires.

Nothing is uglier than crooked boots,
straighten them with Lyons Heel StiHeners.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

DON'T die in the house. Rough on Rats" Clears
ont rats. mice, flies. roacses. hed-bugs. l5c.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Oklahoma Payne has been indicted at
Leavenworth.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Miss Bentley of Branchbury, N. j., sick
Of twenty years, claims prayer cured her.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

The reported gold find at Lisbon, Oak,
is said to be a fact.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Texas organized sixty-eight new counties
this year.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Asia Minor has a liyel dread of more
earthqlakeS.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

DARDANELLE, Ark. DR.. M. M. Groom,
Gays Browns Iron Bitters is the best medi-
cinein the world and is effecting miracu-
loUs cures.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Martin Bernard author and republican is
dead. He was born Sept. IL, 1908.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

WELLS ROUGH ON CoRNs."-l5c. Ask for il
Complete, permanent cure. Corns. warts, bu n.ons
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

The st. Paul letter carriers handled 8, 1913,
2l5 pieces of mail matter last year.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

LIMITATION, Inflammation, all Kidney and U inary
Complaints. cured by @B~uchu-Paiba." 81.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

Frazer Axle Grease.
The Frazer Axle Greese lasts four times as
long as any other,
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

John B. Gliddens of Cleveland has failaS
for Sill, 600.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

IL you are
InteresteCl

In the inquiry-Which Is I'll
best Liniment for Man ana
Beast?-this is the answer, at
tested hy two Onnnratians : Che
MEXICAN Il LINZ.
MENT. The reason is sim.
pie. It penetrates every sore,
wound, or lameness, to tho
very bone, and drives out all
acknowledgement morbid mat
ter. 1t goes to the root" OF
the trouble, and never fails t
cure in double quick time,
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-03

SKINNY MEN-~Welis' Health Remover restores
health and vigor, cures dyspepsia, impotence. 81.
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The BAD and Worthless

are never initiated or counterfeit. Thi.
is especially true of family med.
icine, and it is positively proof tina,
the remedy INFLATED is ofthe highest
value. As soon as it had been tested
and proved by the world that HOP
Bitters was the purest, bestand most
valuable family medicine on earth
many limitations sprung up and be-
gan to steal the notices in which the
press and people of the country had
expressed the merits of H. B., and in
every way trying to induce suffering
invalids to use their stuff in stead,
expecting to make money on the
credit and good name of H. B. Many
others started nostrums put up in
similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names in which the word
Hop" or Hops" were used in a way
to indnce people to believe they were
the came as Hop Bitters. All such
pretended remedies or cures, no mat
ter what their style or name is, and
especially those with the word Hop
or Hops" in their name or in any
way connected with them or their
name, are limitations or counterfeits.
Beware of them. Touch none Of
them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster
of green Hops on the white label.
Trust nothing else. Druggists and
dealers are warned against dealing
in limitations or counterfeits.
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Sheep Between Hay and Grass.

The month of April is often a
trying period for the flock. Sheep
are extremely fond of green food
and, if allowed. viii search far and
near for tufts of grass that have re.
manned green through the winter. or
for green shoots just starting. The
amount of food hat they get in this
way is hardly more than enough to
compensate for this extra labor in
travelling. This roaming over fields
should be restricted to a short time
each day ; for having lost their sub
stantial food, they are likely to be-
come weak and injured by this
change from winter to spring food.
This period is well known, under
the old system of allowing sheep to
shift for themselves, as the most
perilous of the year. The stamina
of the system soon becomes so re.
duced, that exposure to a slight
storm ends them in a few hours.
The careful shepherd will therefore
provide against exposure to storms
and reduction of food during April
and a portion of May, if the season
is backward. There is no portion
of the year when sheep more need a
small grain ration and a lock of hay
than that between hay and grass. It
has come to be considered the piriod
of greatest risk by tiockmasters ; but
if sheep have been well kept through
the winter and they reach spring ia
good, strong, healthy condition, why
should there be SO great a risk after
the mild season begins? There is
no sound reason, except the fact
that as soon as sheep 20 to the fields
the winter feed is nearly all omitted,
whereas they should be fed steadily
till the grass furnishes sufficient
food for them to thrive upon.
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The Strike

PrrTsBURG, May Reports from
the railroad coal mines, this evening
state that the strike against a reduc'
ton of one-half cent per bushel in
the price of mining, has extended tc
all the mines save one or two. The
operators admit hat the strike is
general, but profess to be indifferent
whether it is of long or short dura'
ton. They say they will see their
mines idle until next fall rather thar
pay more than three cents per bush
ell for mining. The miners officers
pronounce this the greatest strike o.
the miners ever inaugurated in this
district, and say they are prepared
to hold out,
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Southern Excursion Party.

HARRISBURG, May 3.-An excur.
sion numbering fifty-six persons
and consisting Of such Senators and
members of the House as are veter-
ans of the last war, with a few invit.
ed guests. left Harrisburg this after
noon for Fredericksburg, Richmond
Petersburg and the battlefields. The
Pennsylvania Railroad Company
extended the courtesy of transporta.
ton over all its lines to Quanticc
and return, and the Pullman Cal
Company supplied the new cars
Danube" and "Severn" for the en-
tire trip. The programme of the
party includes a reception at Fred.
ericksburg and a Sunday in Rich.
mond, returning to Harrisburg early
next Tuesday morning. The trip
was designed by the veterans in or
der to enable them to visit the scene.
of their former battles.
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HOW WATCHES ARE MADE.

In a SOLID GOLD WATCH, aside from
the necessary thickness for engraving and
p~olishing, a large proportion of metal is
needed only TO stiffen and hold the engrav-
ed portions in place, and supply strength.
The surplus gold is actually needless. In
jams Boss Potent Gold Watch Gases this
WASTE is saved, and and
STRENGTH increased by a simple process,
1t one-half the cost. A plate of L
GOLD is soldered on each side of a plate
Of hard nickel composition metal, and the
three are then passed between polished
steel rollers. From this the cases, backs,
center, bezels, etc, are cut and shaped by
dies and formers. The gold is thick
enough to admit of all kinds of chasing,
engraving and engine turning.t> These
cases have been worn perfectly smooth by
use without removing the gold. Tnis IL
as only eass made Under this process. Each
cas- . accompanied ViA a rulid suaronies
agnsd ~ Tie n~aas}actsrcrs parronting IL to
ssar 20 ysars. 10000 of these Cases
now carried in the United States and
Canada JLargest and Oldest Factory.
Established 1854. Ask your Jeweler.
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Gave Himself Up


BISMARCK, Dakota, May 2.-Wil.
liam A. Wilson, from Mouse river
gave himself up yesterday for kill
ing a man named Bailey last month
1t seems that Bailey had killed a
settler, taking his wifs's money ano
other effects, and Wilson was the
leader of the crowd in taking Bailey
to justice. Bailey attempted to gel
away from the citizens and fred a,
Wilson, who fired in return, the bal
taking effect in Bailey's stomach
The latter, before expiring, confessed
the murder of a man named Wood
rufflast December, and that he threw
the body into Mouse river.
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WnKnBARRE, Pa, May Am
explosion of gas occurred this after
noon in the Dorrance shaft of the
Lehigh Valley Coal Company. A
number Of men were in the pit. AT
the time of the explosion Edward
Rinker and Henry Baker were doing
some plumbing sixty feet below the
surface. They were almost roasted
alive. The former is dead and the
latter cannot recover. The shaft is
600 feet deep. The timbers in il
took fire. The only theory as to the
cause of the explosion is that a spark
from a pipe in the mouth of a car
penter fred the gas. The fire was
put out by $50 p. N.
WmKEsBARRF, May A terrific
explosion ofgas occurred in the STAN
ton air shaft of the Lehigh and Will
kesbarre Coal Company this evening
just as the shift of night miners were
getting ready to enter the buckets to
be lowered into the pit. The head
house, 500 feet from the bottom of
the shaft, was blown to pieces and
carried forty feet into the air. The
cause of the explosion is unknown.
Two miners were injured.
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Our watchful Guardian and faiihl
Protector restored TO active d
again.

Mr.. Henry A. Waterman, Of the eg
Providence, X. L.. for many years the
full and vigilant night Waterman Of
Barstow Stove Companys's very eIie
establishment. having been confined
home several weeks by a very distrsv
illness, on resuming his duties again s.
himself of this early opportunity for sH
briefly a few plain facts.
Mr.. Waterman says
"A few months ago was taken doSp'
a severe sickness. which confined me .
house quite a long time, and much o.
time ! was 5 % very lame as to be upan'
walk, and my left leg, from the hiPN Z
toes, became monstrously swollen. 81
suffered extremely from the constaniiG
pains produced by so great infiamns
| wac trying the various 5 called car~
the time, and was under the treatmehi
physician W weeks, but getting nos
stantial relief. At this time an old y
friend, a police Office, called upon me :
during our conversation informed me q
great benefit which he had obtained .!
use of Hunts Remedy, and urged n'e y
it, as he considered it a wonderful nedt
| commenced taking Hunts Remedy
ing very little faith that it would do ~"
in such q stubborn case as mine, ou'
doubt was soon dispelled, for before :
taken one bottle l began to get oel's'
severe pains disappeared, the svo'sA
gradually decreased in sIze, and Wa
couraged to continue the use Of the hs
and the improvement to my health ""
ues. my appetite is sood. ! have !,
my strength, lam now performing ssa
duties as Waterman at the foundry
night / go up and down stairs mole
one hundred times, and am in good 3
ton, and feel that my recovery Is
Hunts Remedy alone. Ny severe 4
and terribly swollen leg was causeu
diseased state Of my kidneys. and
it is q most valuable medicine s's
so speedily relieve and cure SUCH
as mine. therefore most ehss
recommend Hunts Remedy to ai on
with Kidney disease, as I know i I"
safe and reliable remedy"
Providence, Dec. S, 1882"
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Pursued by n serpent

BUTLER, PA, May 3.-WE1.,
ing along the track ofthe Pin,
d WESTERN abroad this :.
Thomas Phillips Bros, was at,
by a large snake. Seeing the !
ness of the reptile Mr.. PhilEv
a hasty retreat with the snase
heels. Phillips secured a larvs
in his flight. hurled it at his n
cuttig it nearly in two. The
meas ured almost nine feet INF