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HUM OF THE DAY.

The greatest compoSer-Sleep.
Checkers is looked upon as a square
game.
The best thing out is believed to be a
conhagration.
The garment of ghost must be a
spirit 'rapper.
Should music be sold by the chord?
Drum music might be sold by the
pound.
The briehess young lawyer must
wear his old clothes until he can win
suit in court.
Every time q man in England snores
loud nervous people take it for an eX-
plosion If dynamite.
We never knew person to eat
ordinary lumber, but we Lave known
them to dine on shipboard.
An exchange says; Hay smells
the sweetest alter it is cut" In that
respect Limburger cheese cannot COM
pete with hay.
American mills make $50 miles Of
thread a day. every foot of which is
warranted to tangle when y bachelor
undertakes to sew on a button.
"You said, Mrs. Jones, your UNI
brella had straight handler Il
thought it did, but sine it vanished
am quite certain it ended with a hook"
ELLA is better looking" remarked
Mrs. Brown, with snirk, but Lucy
will get married first" YES" chimel
in her husband, gimme Luci-fer
matches every time"
lie rang the door-bell of banker.
The servant tells him Monsieur does
MT receive to-day THAT makes
nothing to me. Ny racket is to know
if he will give anything
"Can you tell me-" asked Twistem,
"the difference between my cook, this
morning, and a passenger on new
railroad? One was ballin' shad and
the other was shaken bad"
I'm sorry to keep you waiting for
your money" said the bank teller to
Smithers, but here's the money all in
yellow boys" "Ncyer mind" said
smithers, 81 see tits worth the wait in
gold"
A pauer annourc 81 for Its columns
a forthcoming story entitled 1.-The
Prettiost Girl in the Town a hun
dred young la lies sent postal cards
end warned the editor not to use thelr
ais anybody waiting on your said
polite dry goods clerk to young
lady from the country. Yes, sir"
replied the blushing damsel; THAT'S
my fellow outside; he wouldn't come
in the store
Everything is sweet to the sweet
singing poet. A Western warbler has
been attracted by the freckles on the
fare of a pretty girl. He calls them
brown eyed daises slumbering in y
field of cream"
"Esquimaux are said to be able to
see objects at a much greater distance
than Americans" and as they are
nearer. and can see better, and still
cannot discover the North pole stick
ing up out of an open polar sea, IT
looks like foolish business for Amerl-
cans to look for it.
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Hunting in a Curious Mask,

a Colorado farm has invented a
duck-hurting outfit which discounts
the California mans COW. He stripped
the hide from bullock and mounted
it on wire skeleton, which looked as
natural as a living animal. He cut
away the stomach of his wire bullock
for his body, and made two holes
through the shoulders to take sight
through. When he wants a duck
shoot he drops his skeleton over his
head and starts out for the tulles. He
can walk right into a flock Of ducks
without startling them, and he's on
one or two occasions returned nome
with his hiding-place full of teal caught
with his hands. He never fails to kill
all he wants.
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The Day on Which Congress Opens.

In very early times, when March .
was supposed to be the last day to
which Congress could extend itself in
the Cdd year with propriety, it would
occasionally be found hard at work as
the Sd passed into the 4th. As the 4th
of March is the day for the Inaugural
tion Of the executive department of
the government of the United States,
that date has become the first in this
nation. 1t was fixed upon in 1888 by
the action of the Continental Congre IS,
which, on September IL, adopted the
following resolve, preceded by pre-
amble which set forth in order the
reasons for the action of that Congress
at that time, "That the first Wednes-
day in January next be the day for ap-
pointing electors in the several States
which before the said day shall have
ratified the said constitution; that the
first Wednesday in February next be
the day for the electors to assemble in
their respective States, and vote for u
President, and that the first Wednes-
day in March next be the time, and the
present seat of Congress New York;
the place, for commencing the proceed
ings under the said constitution" The
first Wednesday in March, 1883, fell on
March 4, hence the precedence of
that day in our history under the con-
stitution. 1t was not till the 3Oth
of April, 1880, however, that Wash
ington became P, esident, owing to va
rious circumstances, but in 1893, when
he entered upon his second presiden-
tial term, he was inagurated on
March 4. Were 1883 an inaugural
year, the ceremonies would have been
postponed to March 5, as March 4 fell
on Sunday Next year will be the
leap year, and March 4 will be on Tues
day ; and the next presidential term
on Wednesday, March 4, 1885. Our
century of Presidents will be COM
pleted on March 4, 1889; and the
President to complete it will be chosen
in 1885, if we shall insist that the
work must be done by a newly-chosen
President. Properly, we should say,
the man who shall go out in 1899 will
be the completing chief magistrate of
this nation. as will regard the first
century of the nations constitutional
life. 1t will be soon enough to discuss
the matter almost six years hence.
Possibly April 30, 1889. the hundreth
anniversary of Washington's first
Inauguration as President of the
United States, would be selected rs
the most fitting day on which to have
a national celebration of the beginning
of our career as a people with n fixed
government of limited powers, and
with the principles of liberty admitted
in every way-save where the colored
race were concerned.-BoSton 1TGceller
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NO. 10.
A SONG FROM THE sUDs.
Queen OF my tub, merrily sing
\tL,io +be vbita foam rises high;

Queen OF my tub, ] merrily sing
While the white foam rises high;
And sturdiy wash, and rinse aud wiring,
And fastea the clothes to dry
Then out in lhe free fresh sir they swing'
Under the summer SKY.
wish we could wash from oar hearts and
souls
The stains of the wee'l away;
And let water and air by their magic make
Ourselye5.as poor as they:
Then on the earth thers would be, inaeeo'
A glorious washing day.
Along the path of a useful life
Will heart s-ease ever bloom;
The busy mind has no time to think
Of sorrow, or care, or gloom,
And anxious thoughts may be swept away
As we busily WELD broom.
l am glad the tasi to me is given
To labor day by day,
For it brings me health, and strength, and
hope,
And cheertully learn to say,
Head, you may think, Heart, you may
feel,
Bat Hand, you shall work away!'
Miss Alcott.
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laughed slightly, as he said by way Of

IauBHcu SIISHUIy, dS H6 SdIu " way OF
introduction:
Dear Mrs. Pierroh, this ismy wifel"
and in the same breath Miss Kate said,
"Andmy Aunt Nell, dear Mrs. Pierrot. )"
Later that day, when Mrs. Pierrot
described the scene to her husband, his
look of CONSERVATION afforded her
some satisfaction; and when he said,
Nevertheless, mon annie, ! still think
he was just the man for Miss Kate, "
his cara sposa responded:
"And so do l, my dear Pierrot! !"
st. Louis illustrated Magazine.
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GtOWih OF the Republic.

It is interesting to contemplate the
growth of the great republic in popu-
alton since the year 1890. 1t is as
follows.
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London tests show that from three to
nine per cent. of the fuel in stoves is
lost in smoke.
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Many sheriffs of North Carolina re
ceive less than $500 annually in fees.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26
The Irish.

Dublin, 24.-Alderman William
Meagher has been elected lord meyor of
Dublin.
Bernard MscBugh has been arrested
on the charge of completely to murder
Justice Young, who was tshot FIVE years
sgo.
St. Louis, 24.-The reception given to
Patrick Egsn to.nigE was well attended.
He made brief speech acknowledging
the compliment. he exhorted them 10
stand by the Nationsl League. A not
Able feature OF the occasion was pro-
longed kissing of Judge Johu H.O'Neill,
when, in 3 speech, be deprecated secret
societies, and denounced the murder of
Lord CAVendieh,
London, 25.-The Duke OF Connaught,
to day, opened the lace exhibition in the
Mansion House, and expressed the hope
that the exhibition would lead to the ex-
tension OF the lace industry and prosper
ity OF Ireland.
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The Tonquin Trouble.

Shanghai, 24.-It IS stated that a
telegram couched in language of a
very pacific nature is received from
France. It is belieI ed to be due to
the efforts of the Marquis Using. A
report is received here of an out
break Of trouble between the French
and their native allies in AMMAN M.
Triecon, French minister to China,
remains here.
Paris, SPA telegram from Saigon
states that the governor of Cochin
China expelled theAnnamite coasuls
because of their connection with
the conspiracy against French rule.
The evacuation of Quin House is
ordered.
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Bishop Consecrated.

Nashville. 14-The conservation OF
Rev. Joseph Rademacher, 6ishop of
Nashville, tork place at the Cstheral
this morning in presence Of g vast e3n.
course. DR.. Mailed, of Cincinnati; was
master Of ceremonies. The fol owing
bishops cMeisted; Elder, os Cincinnati;
Ioeble, of CoVington; Giimour, of Cleve-
lend: Rlehuer, Of Grand Rapids; Gross,
OF Savannah; Chstland, of Vincenaes;
Archbishop Feehsu, of Chicsgo, was
censecrator. Bishop Gross delivered the
conservation sermon; after the conseers-
ton Bishop Rademacher entertained the
visiting clergy, sixty in number.
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VARIOUS QUACKS,
WhO-eaCh with his eRn Pet
Observation-Disclosures the Field
Of Human Nature.

There have always been quscks-legal
quAcks, theological quscts, scientific
quscks aDd medical quscks. Some o.
them are bland, oily fellqws, who argue
and smile the world into believing In
their favorite bit of humbug. Others
are ponpous and pretentious parasites,
But they make it pay Men seem to
love to be swindled, STIMULATING only
that it shall DO neatly done.
The dear public are equally liberal TO
the electric and magnetic fraud. This fel
low Is genius In his line. He will put q
magnetic belt sround Jour waist, msg.
nellie necklace under your chin, or Fl. you
out with an entire suit of magnetic
clothes, warranted to serve the purpose
Of ordinary garments, and ct the same
time 10 cure sll diseases, from Rhooping
cough TO hssty consumption
Most of there have no more electric or
magnetic power about them than resides
in WOODEN blankets or in girdles OF sack
cloth. Only when applied by en expert
is electricity Of the elightest use IS 8
medicinal sgent, and even then its value
Is grossly oversisted. What is the strong
est possible presumptive evidence in favor
OF particular remedy?
Clearly that it should have been pre-
pared By responsible persons of scknSwi
edged skill in the treatment Of disease.
SqusTely on this foundation stands
BENSCN'S CAPCINE POROUS
PLASTER. Endorsed by5, coo ply ST.
clans, pharmacists. druggists end chem
lsts, it needs DO further apology nor in
PRODUCTION. It is the one and only true
and tried external application. Quscks
of sll kinds pay the Capcine the COM
pliment of their dislike, as Satan is said
to hate holy water.
Look in the middle of the plaster for
the word .'Capoine." Price, 25 cents.
Seabury 6 johnson, Chemists. New
York,
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NEWS
Pauper Immigrants.

New York, 25.-rhe emigration COM
missioners held special meeting to COT
slider measures to prevent psuper immi-
grafton from Great Britain. This action
was called for in view of the large
arrivals of pauper immigrants Yesterday.
Commissioner Stevenson said he had
procured afidavits from several immi.
grants showing them TO have been
inmates of several poorhouses in Ireland,
and induced to come to this country by
wOrkhouse masters, from whom theV had
received passage tickets and smsll sums
of money The commissioner considers The
landing Of paupers due to the lsxity
Of the management OF Castle Garden,
and recommends inspection. After fur
Their discussion, it was resolved to in
atruct the secretary of the board to de.
in all in migrants proved to ba sent
here by funds furnished by the British
government, and TO appoint 3 committee
oftbe board TO wait on be collector and
p resent the sfidsvits taken in regard to
such cases; and ask that steamship COM
psnies which brought such immigrants
here be compelled to return them to the
port from whence they came ct their
own expense. While the meeting was in
progress the commissioners were informed
that the steamer Aach0YiG had just ar
rived with immigrants whose passages
had been paid by the British govern
ment, and who were psuperE. It was re-
Solved rot to allow the Ancho1iG pass
engers to land until the inspector made q
thorough investigation. The commits.
sioners expires. themselves as determined
TO put stop to the landing of pauper
immigrants from foreign countries.
The commissioners laid the matter be-
fore Collector Robertson, woo promised
to take decisive action at once,
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Glass Day.

New Haven, %. This is presenta-
ton day and class day at Yale.
There were usual poem and orations
in the forenoon. This afternoon the
senior class assembled on the cam
pus where class histories and pro-
phecies were read, long pipes
smoked, class songs sung. etc. This
was followed by a farewell to and
cheering of the college buildings
and planting ivy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-26

THERE Is SOMETHING ALMOST
MIRACULOUS in the rapidity with
which GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP
eradicates the Itch and several other
loathsome Skin Diseases which
spread with fearful effects in
densely populated Yicinities. It's
cures in such cases have attracted
universal attention, and prompted
number of Inscriptions dealers to
get up singenious counterfeits Of
positively ingenious character. Be
sure to ask for GLENN'S SULPHUR
SOAP. Take none other. Sold by
Druggists. /
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The Sunday Question

Washington, 4.-Tbe Post will pub
na 60 70 ~ sI long sFtGls sIndg ing
National Museum, Smithsonian lnsti-
tute, Congressional Library, and similar
institutions st the cspltsl. Librsrisn
Spoford, Professor Baird, Colonel Bob
ert g. lngersOll and Robert Collier, CT
New York, favor the movement, while
OF the numerous ministers here, but two
spPFo7e the proposition.
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Why WILL YOU cough when
a Iiil0h's Cure will give immediate
vi. Pnce l0c., 60c. and 81. Sold
& y n ]. Drug Sto=1. on
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Health is Wealth
BRAIN

DR 3. c. FsT's NERVE Am Bs.rN TRz.r.
LNsT, guaranteed specific for HyEteEia, Dig
Einess, ConVulsionB, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia
Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused by IN
Ess 81 alcohol or tobacco, Wskefulness, Mentsl
Depression sefteaing Of the Brain resulting in
insanity and lesdtng to misery, decay and
death, Premature Old kge. Barrennesg, Loss Of
FoFer In eitheF seI, Involuntsry Losses
Saused By over-exeTtion OF the brain youthful
FOLLY etc. Bach box contains one meath Z
treatment. sI.0s box. or six boxes for S5.0l
sent o. mail prepaid on receipt OF price.
WE GUARANTEES SIX ROXEa
!o cure any case. With each order reeetve,
y Us Tor SIX boxes, accompanied with S "a
ee va SEND the purchaser our written euarsrf
ese % refund the money If the treatment dns,
p y sIset cure. Guarantees issued only II
= - Nj. Drug Store sslt Lake City Ttsi
ia &c
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DAVID JAMES
DAVID JAMES
Is also prepared to Lay Water. Pipe
from the water mains on short notice.
DAVID JAMES

Has o large force Of First-clasa
Plumbers, Steam and Gas Filters, and
ia prepared to do Plumbing and
Steam Fitting on the very latest im-
proved plans as adopted by Eastern
cities, and solicils the continued pat
ronsge of the citizers Of this city and
vicinity.
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For SOz0DONT all ladies cry,
And gentlemen, or high or low,
For nothing else that they can buys
Will give the mouth its freshest
glow
VIII keep the teeth so sound and
white,
And make the breath a sweet de-
light.
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FOR DYSPEPSIA ana Liver
2mpiaint, yOu ;scSe printed
guarantee on every bottle 81 6hiloh's
Pitalizer. It never faih TO cure.
Sold by z. G. II. I. drug Store. (16)
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One of the healthiest and pleasantess
beverages known is C0ldenss Liquid
Reef Tonic. Ask for Colden's. n
o other. OF druggists generally. 1t
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate of CarlOsrN. Gillstt, Deceased

NOTICE IS hereby GIVEN BY
IN the undersigned, administratix Of the
estate Of Carlos n. Gillett, deceased, to
the creditors o., and all persons having
claims against the said deceased, to ex-
hibit them with the necessary vouchers,
within ten months after the first publica.
ton Of this notice, TO the said administra.
trix Of the Office OF 8. w. Darke & Co.,
Main Street, Salt Lake Oity, in he
County Of Salt Lake.
BLBSTIA ANN GILLRTT.
Administrative of the estate Of Carlos n.
Gilletf, deceased,
Dated at Salt Lake Oily, June IS,
1888
8. ". DARKE, Attorney.
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DAVID JAMES

Has in stock large assortment OF
Tin Plate, Sheet Iron Roofing, and
Galvanized Iron. and ia prepared 10
do all kinds of TIN, Copper and Sheet
Ircn Work, Stove Furniture Spe-
cialiy.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-12-20

EE8 XogE Dec. IA Houston 4 Texas,
81 Kansas 3 Texas, 1914, Missouri Pa.
olio, 80 ia; Texas & Pacific, 20 IS Coy
erEmeuls strong; = sale OF $50 500 OF uou.
pon 80 is reported ut l2& is, Railways IT.
regular; states quiet; stocks weak ana de.
pressed Wizards and The Louisville &
Nashville ara the features; tbs market
opened weak and decli1Gd IL TO 81, .hH
latter in the Oregon lranscOntireutal, The
WgakueBa q YilIaTds 10 due 10 rhe number
Of unfavorable reports. t6 ia 8tated igrre
holder has been compelled 10 liqniGste 8no
q number on loans on the OREGON Trans
continental and tho Northern Pacific, pre-
fefred will be called The appointment OF
Fahr Of Eaw YORK, and Endioott q Gns'
ton, az q Oonmittca to examine the Ttie Or
egon Trans0outirental books ana report
the condition of tho company and She &C.
cuutiss held did not stem The downward
movement, The decline ia Louisville d
Nashville Is due entirely TO bear mSuipuls-
.iOus. In the afternoOh there WAS rail
OT 4lnI Ii In the general list and I.2
IN oregon Navigation. Near rhspSsrEsy 10
ing was rsneWed aud many stoolaeEJt Gn6i
lhs lowest OF the day The malket ietg oil
wPsk CON pared VITA last nignts proas,
aud down 2tO z rs, Louisville q Il ash.
vile and Flllard'a showing the Frsatest de-
cline New Albany g. Chicago rose 2 Tie
North Il yer Construction c0mIsny Issued
. notice that the So 900 900 OF West Shore
bonds offered by its sLogkIolder5 had bssn
suhscrihed for This closes ont the list Of
the oriainI S50o00,0O0. TRANSACTIONS 3D.
ulJ shares,
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Domestic Fires,

LOWELL, MAss Dec. 1.-THE Harris mill
burned; loss, $4,000. Nine firemen were
seriously injured.
MEMPHIS, Dec. 'l4.-The steamer Josie
Harry, en- route from White river
to this port, burned this afternoon at
Reeves landing, fifteen miles below here.
Her cargo consisted Of 600 bale OF cotton, q
quantity OF cotton seed, which together with
the boat were totally DESTROYED. The fire
had its origin on the s,arboard side, abreast
the boilers, and among some cotton bales.
Captain nilt Harry at once msrshslled
the entire force, and Ioaght, but
without effect, and seeing the dan
ger which threatened the passengers, he
ordered the steamer landed. which was
done, and all escaped. The
boat was burned to the waters
edge. She is valued at $4,000 owned ex-
clusively bv Captain Milt \. Harry. In
surance unknown. The moaey in the desk
was saved but the safe was ldst.
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Domestic Failures.

CIHcIsSATr, D:c. H,-Sulllvan manufac-
turer OF ladies' shoes, has assigned 20 B.
Mannix; liabilities estimated at $4,000;
no sta'ement of assets.
RUsHvTLLE, LIS, Dec IA. fSlack g. Ga
viii, blsnkst manufactured, suspended.
The First national bank Is creditor TO
the amount OF $4,000. They have
taken a bill OF sale for all the
partnership property, worth about
s45 600, and will my the OPP
eratives. Other ceditors for
about $4,000, principally q St. Louis, at
tached the private propertybf N. @. Slack
senior mem Der Of the arm nd he will com
promise with them.
ELxIRA, Dec H-Wickhtm q Co., bank.
ers, OF riogs, Pennsylysni4 failed. Jndg'
ments have been entered ~ Sc. 900.
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PrrrsBURs, Dec. l4.-T8 Commercial
Gszette's Newburg, Penns3vsnis, specis
says serious riot took plae last night
Blue Mountain tunnel, neat here, between
Italians and negro lsborer. Dunnr the
night two Of the after broke
into . house containing provisions, ana were
discovered, the alarm was given and lOC
Italians attacked the DeG,0es with shot
guns and pistols, the negrSes being uDarm
ed. they returned the assault with
clubs and stones but ver'
finally forced 10 teek shelter
afer four were wounded, ODt
fatally and the other three seriously in
jured, but will probably recover, although
their bodies are filed with shot. Thu
morning the rioting vss renewed and th'
negroes were driven avty. Everything
nov is quiet, and no further t-onbie is sp
pretended.
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Other National News Notes of Interest.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 14-[Specia III. A
Lewis, representing the Texas, Oklahoma
& Kansas railway, is here, and says the bill
to secure the right-of-way through the In.
dian Territory from the mouth OF the
Wichita river, due north to the Kansas
line, will be offered in the senate by Mr.
Coke and in the house by Mr.. ThroOkrIor
ton on Monday.
Mr.. Carlisle has advised with Mr., Reagan
ana others as to dividing the committee on
commerce into two comnittees-on to
have charge of rivers and harbors and the
other matters pertaining to commerce
Tho arrangement g mutually agreed On,
and Mr. Reagan will undoubtedly be at The
head ot the latter committee,
Senator Butler says his amendment, 20
insert The word nativity" before the words
race. color or previous condition In the
Aneauih amendment, is intended to give
'ore.s7.5orn citizens equal rights with
the negro, which ig not the case now. For
example 10 Rhode Island, he saye [ want
TO gel the represeriatlvegon the record for
tney all vote against the word nativity, i"
and This will nelp Us in the next national
election.
Mr.. Stone, OF Dallas, who ig here 10 try
10 dacapitate Postmaster Garrison, is to oil
appearances the representative Of the act
i've political element who charge that Gar.
rlson Is only a business man ana nothing
more. Stones adsptaoiity, however, is
unouestioned,