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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-11-13
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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-11-13
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Is one OF the best Liniments put up It Ia a real
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Ianhood, Womanhood. Physical decay. Who
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increased. Those married or contemplating
marrying should read II. 1t ought to be read
oy all adult persons, then kept under lock and
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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-11-13

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The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
but before any reply was made, the old gentleman burst into the room

but before any reply was made, the old gentleman burst into the room.
 -What's all this, !" he exclaimed. Has either of you broken your contrac,!'
 @I haven't" his wife replied, Ella thoughtlessly said that the major must not throw snow on her head"
 Major, this needs some little explan- ation- We moved out here about a year ago, expecting to open large farm, bat my family became dissatisfied. From morning until night could hear nothing but oh, do please leave here oh, when are you going to leave here.' Every time stranger came along Ella and my wife, and Bob, too. by George, would bore me nearly to death in telling of the better days they had seen, until al last we entered into contract. agreed that if they would be deaf and dumb, when strangers were present, that after slN months time would take them back to civiliz ation. Bob declared that he mus; be allowed to hear and crow, to which finally consented They im- posed task on me, compelling me to play the roll of the squa,,er. Here, Bob"
 "O-o-k -k-o- o-o-k-e-1-o-o-o.-
 None of that crowing now. You are released
 Much obliged" and he ran out in great glee.
 At dinner thoughtlessly passed the sweet potatoes to Ella. Colonel Buckley my host, threw himself back and roared. Ii wasn't many days, however, until a mutual exchange of sweet potatoes were made, for Ella and were soon engaged, and don, think, sir, tna, better wife ever lived"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

TIE Episcopal convention, which re- gently met in Philadelphia, erased from the prison code the prayer for our rulers. This leaves the president, and in fact. all of our high officials in wha, may be termed the religious lurch. They will now have to take their chances like the rest of us. For years the church has been praying for the president, and has never received adequate returns for such solicitude. The president has shown no recognition of the great favor conferred npon him, and has many and many a time passed the church without even lift ing his hat to the sacred edi6ce Even Bob lngersoll would have been more grateful than this. Although he does not believe in the efficacy of prayer, yet we freely affirm that if the churches were 10 insert his name in their prayer books, he would acknowledge the compliment Tn a creditable manner. He would, no doubt, refrain from further attacks on the doctrines which the religionis,s hold in such sacred embrace. We endorse the action of the convention in striking our rulers" from the prayer-book. for it has ever been injudicious to mix politics and religion.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
her face in the bed clothes. Linle FreckIe

 Face started.
 "Who called me darling: have heard other people called that, bu, no one ever called me darling before.' My dear child, am your father, and here is your mother. We didn't know it till now. You were stolen from us when you were little child'
 "When ran away and played by the river," she said in a soft voice, and not even the ravages of the fire could hide the peaceful expression that settled on her face. God will love little girl that was stole frsm her mother" she said. ." I have heard abou, Him, but don't know whether He knows me or not, but if He is good to the girls that had good clothes and somebody to love what they wasn't afraid to love, He will be good to me for He will feel sorry" She was dead. The father and mother have never re- covered from the effect Of their girls death, and as a constan, reminder of her sad life, this epitaph lsinscribed on her tomb ::
 LITTLE fREeKHE FAeE,
 DE>pl>ED
 !S
 i.tFf. htE LOVED
 IN DEATH."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
LAY AROUND AND STUFF.

Git outen heah " exclaimed a negro turning from the table and storming his dog.
 "He's hongry, reckons," said the ne gro's wife.
 "HongN,' said the man oontemptu- ously. '' gin him a whole haffer hoe cake ob bread day afore yisteday. Git outen heah . Acks like yer ain't had nu,hin' ter ca, fur a year. Doan do nuthin' bu, lay aroun' an stuff, nohow."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
DID NOTHING.

A Chinaman, who had married white woman, applied to the police judge the other day for divorce.
 "Don't like the white woman" he said. by means of an interpreter.
 "Wha, objections have you 70 her = the judge asked.
 Heep.'
 "Wha, has she done"
 Nothing, and that's why l don, wan, her Want wife 10 work. No work, no wife. No work, no eat. You may have her"
 The judge refused the generous offer, and the discon,ented Celestial carried his complaint to higher court.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

N TENNASoN, the poet, smokes nearly all the time, but perhaps if he hadn', smoked he would be more of poet. l, is hard matter, even by taking illustrious ex- amples, to determine to what extent to- bacco has injured the human family. Old Abram Cav endish, who lives in the west ern part of Arkansaw, and who has at tained the age of fninety-eight years, when asked if the use of tobacco had ever in- Jared him, replied "Yes, think it has. was great wrestler in my day, and l have sometimes though, that if hadn | used tobacco could have flung the fel- lers little harder, bu, ah. Lord. it can i be helped now
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

MAJOR NJ. (. HAKRls, editor of the Hot Springs Horse Sl!se. has an editorial room which can, al moments notice, be rendered impregnable. The bore and ,he exchange litter, the bill collector and the poe, are alike shut out. In short. Major Harris has been enhghtening the people from the county jail. The Heysf Skee took occasion to cri,icise the official action of circuit judge. The judge regarded the criticism as con temp, of court, had Harris arrested. tried him and sentenced him to a fine of fifty dollars and ten days in one of the most unattrao,ve tails Tn the state. The malor bore his sentence quietly, and im- mediately after taking up his abode in a cell, ordered the apartment 10 be illumin- a.ed with the electric light, which was speedily done. A beht,ing emblem of the press, for its light has ever shown on vice and ignorance. If we mistake not, Judge Wood is the same young man who. a. prosecuting attorney of the district which he now presides over as judge. showed something very much of the white feathers complexion during the Perry county affair, several years ago. There is difference, however, in stand ing boldly in the prosecution of men charged with murder-men whose friends in the community are numerous-and sitting with comical stiffness on a bench and sending an editor to jail merely for daring to express an opinion which seems to be endorsed by the public Judges who are % careful to maintain an official dignity in which neither intelli- gence nor legal experience can bear them out, display limited acquaintance with the law which they would uphold and masqueradein vain endeavor to hide a weakness-a kind of shrunken shank which the public more readily sees, being attracted by fruitless efforts.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
BAD FISH.

:" This hsh is spoiled" said a man at . hotel table, showing dish from him.
 How does yer know, sah ?" asked the waiter.
 Because can smell it.-
 So ken yer smell de cheese. but yer doan think dat il is spilled, does yer: Thinks dat ebey thing what smells is spilled Recken yer thinks dat goat ou, dar ain't all right I'se put dat peace on de table fur dozen differen, gentlemen an yerse'f is de fus, one ter say dat it is spiled.-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

ALREADY the newspapers are making suggestions as to what Twain and How els should pu, into their book of Ameri- can humor. One New York paper says that none of" peck's Bad Boy" should be admitted to i,s pages. The Bad Boy IS known to millions of readers while the forthcoming book will probably have a sale of twenty thousand, so, you see, ii would no, be much of an advertisement for Peck after all
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
WOULD CUT DOWN.

Well. how's the circulation ?" asked the proprietor of the ItfeSly Sea1f, as he entered the office after visi, to the coun- ny.
 Going down. the editor replied.
 That so How do you accoun, for i,:"
 !" Why. that internal editor of the Mug vile Bo!.l< has cut us of his exchange lis,.'
 Well it can't be helped said the proprietor resignedly, : bu, we'll have to cut down the advertising rates"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
UNCONSCIOUS DECEPTION.

\ well dressed newspaper correspond ent stopped at camp of railroad work men in Arkansaw, and remained several days with the men, preparing an eiabo- rate article on Camp Life The men were very kind to him, and their studied attempts at poli,eness in his presence were almost reverential. When Sunday came a rough fellow approached the cor respondent, and removing his hat with a respectful air, said;
 "Mister. we men are out here in the woods all the time, but don't think tha, we have run wild, for we still like good preaohin', so we all concluded that we'd like for you to preach for us today"
 What: :" exclaimed the asonished correspondent.
 ''Want you 10 preach. parson.
 The devil you say. I'm no preacher .
 You ain',:'
 No, I'm not.
 That settles it. I've been ,iptoeing around here four or ,ive days thinking you was preacher. Sealded myself with hot coffee, got a coal oi fire in my shoe, tuck hold of the wrong end of the poker and was stang by aller-jaeket and didn't euss, didn't properly express my feelin's case you was here. Now. SIT, I'm goin to have it outen your hide
 My dear sir, il was not my fault" said the man of the pen, who did not think that his instrument, just at tha, time, was migh,ier than the use of the sword. or any other physical force.
 "Nes i, was your fault, fur you had no business to fool with a mans nat ral feel ings an outpourin' of his sperit. Take of that slick lookin' coat was achin' fur preach or fight, an ef kain't git one halter take ,'o,her," and he began to roll up his sleeves.
 My dear sir am not fighter. am a newspaper man.
 Wall, then, print us a newspaper
 II can, print il here, for have no type"
 Then I'll have to light into you. can't sacrifice my natural appetite for cussin' when the occasion comes. You may not have tried to fling out the belief that you was a preacher, an you may have kept me outen my nat'ra! rights with the innocence of lamb, but you know lambs innocence don, save him. Buck to me. Take care of yourself
 The newspaper man lodged and took to his heels. People who saw his precipi,ous flight say that i, does not often fall to the 10, of spor,-loving man to wit ness such spirited race. The journalist threw back his head and travelled by electric ,erks. The man who wanted 10 whip him, and who had often declared that he was no "slouch of a runner, was soon lief, far behind, but party of section hands, who saw the journalist running, supposed that he had stolen something, and seizing him they took him back 10 the camp, where, to save his hide, he stood on barrel and preached sound democratic sermon.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

lAY GOULD is director in the man. agement of over twenty-six thousand miles of railway, and yet he would not exchange places with the barefoot boy. There is none of the MT. Bultitude in Jay Gould, and no one has ever heard him say that he would give all of his posses sions and influence for pair of hankeen pants, pair of sunburnt legs and a dis position to run along the streets and yell, .M yah.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

ohm Swin,on has ritired from the New York San, and will, il is understood. star, paper 10 be known as Ss0inton' < Utekiy swinton IS an able writer, and his paper will al once secure large number oi readers.
 The November number of the s;. Louis .Haga-iae, IS splendid assortment as merchan; would say, of entertainment, and instruction. Alexander N. DeMesil, as usual, takes care of the humor in an able manner.
 Tine Columbus Bohemiaa publishes an excellent picture of lanausheck. The Bo- kemias IS one of the best dramatic iour- nals in the country, and is edited with a fairness and ability that commands the respect of all appropriated theatrical men.
 The Chicago Aeas says that Henry James, the novelist. was born a dude. In that event the poor fellow can't help ii. You know the leopard cannot change the color of his seal skin saque, neither can the average Ethiopian change fifty cents.
 The second number of the Ameyiean /oSyaaiiSt, St. Louis, is even an improve ment upon its excellent predecessor. ~Il- lustrated Journalism" by J ]. Riddle, is full of interest, and Reporting in New York; by Stanley Huntley, should be read by every newspaper man, especially young gentlemen who have designs on the world.
 George Russ Brown, viee-presiden, of the Little Rock Ga=etfe printing com pany, has written history of,he Ga-eftf, which has appeared in attractive pam phlet form. The Ga-<fte is one of the old est and best newspapers in the south, and is edited with forethough, and ability that would reflect credit on any journal. The history of the paper, from Isio to the present time. Is marked by many changes. all of which Mir Brown notes in a graphic and entertaining manner. The history of the Ga-stte is the history of Arkansaw. for they have travelled side by side, sharing each others diversity and prosperity. sorrow and joy.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

Wagon tracks are the royal road, for are they not the prints of tire .-Cissis- aaH Travxl<y.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

More truth than poetry kills poem Ness Oyl<ass Pilayna<.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27
JOURNALISMS. s.

W. D. Howel!s is working on another novel. liot-Boston.
 Bob Burdeue is lecturing in the south. Little Rock would like very much to hear the gifted hum orist, and cordially extends to him an invitation.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-10-27

and dumb girl so far became reconciled that felt half inclined to look around for sweet potato, but rot seeing one handy, and having some doubts as 10 the pro- prie,y of such proceeding on SO short an acquaintance. satisfied myselfby gaz- ing at the beauty. She did not appear like an uneducated girl. for such perfect self-possession. such an easiness of atti- ,ude could not, t seemed to me, b elong to one who had not been taught.
 The day passed very pleasantly, and the next morning l was not sorry to see the ground covered with snow. for then had an excuse for remaining another day. After breakfast, while walking around through the snow, saw the girl standing, contemplating. with seeming rapture, the falling flakes. She blushed as ap- preached, and if had known where the sweet potatoes were kept, l should have made break in that direction.
 How I'd like to throw snow among her beautiful curls, said.
 -You'd better not" she replied, and then clapping dimpled hand over her lovely mouth, she ran to the house. l followed, and ran into the room just in time to see the girl and her mother laugh ing heartily.
 "Look here this deaf and dumb busi- ness has gone on long enough" said,
, 1883-09-08
HahOtl Grain a.radc>.

Tie board cf graia inspectors for Dakota
have adop.cd TIE following rules governing
the Inspection of gra,a III The Tertits.ry OF
Dakota for the year ending Aug. I, 1881
Spring Wheat-No. hard spring wheat
Must be composed mostly OF the hard va
rieties Of sprirg wheat, which must be sound,
well cleaned, and weigh not less than IS
pounds 10 the measured blshel. No. |
spring-Nust b. cleaned, weighing not less
than IS pounds 10 tire measure a jnshel No
, hard syring sheat-N Mast lie sound aad
reasonably clean, composed mostly Of the
hard varieties of spring wheat, and weigh
not less than J6 pounds tn the measured
bushel. No. > spring ~hea,-Must be sound
and reasonably c'ean, and weigh no; less
thsn 56 pounds to the measured bushel.
No. ; spring wheat-Shall comprise all
wheat Lit FOR wlsehoGsIas, not good enough
for No. }, wei.h,n. aot lesS III u u pouads
- the measured brshel l.. jeeted spring
wheat-Shali COMPRISE al skeat tit for
warehsasing, but too l0w in weight or other
wise aLtit for Ne. ;. Nute-Ail wheat that
Is IN heating 9 .nditicn. or TOO damp to be
c.asi.!s:e.l safe for war-Eou>;G1, or that has
any considerable .dmiNtEre ct f,Tc:ga grain
or s.,ds, or Is bliis bin hurt. ntatcycr
u ale II .n;ght Otherwise be, is rIonuuua,d
" eomi-mned' Rice wheat viii IN E0 ease
be inspected higher than rejected. Wheat
containing any mixtur-, however hght, of
Rec wheat, (snmetim.s termed ''Gi.oSe
wheat ar 'Caiifsruii y Il ii.Ll. - grade
rejected. however high II mi IL: otheiv.ise
Tr1ir.
, 1883-09-08
{ From Tire Dlily Of .SliUJridyD

Over 1000 people attended Beeeher's last
lecture III Portland
c. PrGbstel, Of Weston, prominent mill
man Of that place, is in this city.
Mr.. L. P. Mulkey. one of Pomeroys pio-
neer citizens, is in this city to-day
The new time card on the 0. X. 4 n. viii
go into effect Tomorrow Sunday .t l2 NJ
Hugh Taylor and NJ. S. Dudley returned
yesterday from Rathdrun, Idaho.
Sol. Friedenthal is in this city, and We IN
derstaud is to take charge Of Fel,linan Blos-'
store.
Miss Minnie A. Miller, the new teacher of
clocution II st. Pauls school, will arrive this
evening.
Sherman's circus took PASSAGE on the last
steamer sailiug from Portland for San Fr;n-
cisco, en- route for Mexico.
The skating rink viii open next Wednesday
evening ut Stahl's Opera HOUSE, under th-
most favorable auspices.
The streets to-day are lively and animated.
Farmers are doing their weekly shopping. but
somehow the items kinder" scarce
Some impecuniuns f-ni stole bran u-w
.aidle and bride from the premises ci James
Gum last night daring the excitement. The
thief enieavar,d 10 get away with ! EIrss but
failed u connect.
Mr.. Chss. Bales. Unr pi the prescott prDprie-
tors Of the Slime House, sni now in the east,
viii lead one OF CE;cigos fair b-ile- IL The
alter ere his return. lhe newly n.aie EeLc.
diet viii be home in about ten days.
F.F. Griffin, formerly Superintendent OF
the Pend d'Oreille division of the Northern
Pacific has been transferred To the Mountain
division extending from He,on's To Missoula,
with headquarters st the latter place.
The magnificent bowl OF champagne punch
served at the banquet at the Delmonico last
Thursday evening, was prepared Tor the oc-
casion by Charley Taylor, and reflects much
credit upon that gentleman as 4 ''mixolosist."
The Union calls attention to All article in
our last issue wherein Northern" Pacific, Was
used for ~ nion" Pacific. A mere typ0graph-
icsl error, brother, and one which will occur in
all well regulated printing offices but Of
course never in yours
Last evening ~ judge Winsard was
driving slowly along in hi. buggy the horse
became frightened and ran away, colliiing with
another vehicle. The buggy was somewhat
demolished. but beyond good fright no fur
tier damage was done.
Agent Monteith gives notice that all white
men found hunting on the reservation will be
arrested by the Indian police. We suggest
that all red men found hunting off the resersa-
ton be arrested by the Caucasian police. II
is p,Or rule that Won't work both ways
Nez Perce Eelrs.