Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-05-25
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Gentle farmer, rich and fat -
As he plants h $ later patch,
And In every hill o cat.
Railroad ties functions.
The domestic court room-the parlor.
An exchange tells of man who threw up
his hat. He must have previously been
awful hard up for something to cat.
4, used to be the slim milk maid,
Theisweet-lipped farmers daughter,
But now II is the skim milk maid
or chalk and cistern water.
The party patform-thc dais for the Or
che3tra.
A domestic lay-!aying for the hired girls
beau.
"What constitutes beauty in woman i?
john. We'll, John, oil girls are pretty, but
some girls arc prettier than Others.
A slansy but bcwitchng girl called her
lover a son Of a gum" the other day. lie
Immediately popped the question.
To-day is ours" sings meditatve poet.
You are hgh,, friend-hours, minutes and
seconds.
Milton would rave over pretty girl Ike
all INC rest oil u.s. But when he speaks OF
''her vcrmil tinctured lip and treascs like the
morn he wanders slightly. 1t is the check
that is tinctured with vcrmil, and her lresscs
arc more like an evil day because they are
constantly being put off. But Milton was
o''nu'
n0 "o''n' ''''A'u VIM is ou' al h'sn''
AN app'e crop OF New iofk STATE Is sa d
10 DC In danger; but the small boy, thou!
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o"'y h's "eau unu sh'uiiets a'c tnro' Ru
'ne ience wien 'i'e uoS appears upon 'he
sccne'
Mrs. +. Don't you think Mrs G.s new
nat Is quite striS'hs' Mr. T. u Should
'hinK II might De- 10 anyone WITHIN three iee'
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eAcnanse' All manner Vi o'''einess Won
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nat uoes 'Nuem) Hean' Pr'ntel aite'
mans name lJohh' "hen you see IL
(. Republican newspaper John, it is TolI'
ior 'demn''ion'
An exchange asks, "Why Are We Sick
8 We suppose 1t is because some enterPrls'I
advertiser has laid an carly cucumber on yo
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A truthful granger, whose wife got som
what hilarious on Vcnerac'e app.e ''''e'
pia'"eu " 'ne "e's'o'' ''"' '"e wac
|, iauy was anu"'eu M" WV INV
other dav-n hill with , br II.
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If ,a,,,s. ,,,~, ali ,o,.ol,, nod sn,oo5
N Tho ops c;,izer who had nreviouslv hcs
a. pinoforc where il WAS given in Ordensbu
ia tn. other pi,ht was oblived to 90 ont
ne fresh sir
rs Tina do,ls If ,i,,e ui,dco girls are des,r,
a cd once n wear # would h. well il Am,
ly 20, ohi,dr.n could Ia. hr,poht ,o mi. q,
denylpg pitch of economy.
student of the ancient lancuares says
=. is thankful for one thipg-thu the C'r,
- Sanscrit and Hebrew do not fold their lei
- like tn. Arab
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