The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-11
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 \ naitow-look,ns eoaduoser e5th a large. shaip nose. ana aa expression oi feeble good nature. leaned asa.usi ihe deor-itame oi ihltdaseuae eu ,es,er day. and whlstlea gently as Inc passen- gets hurled anathemas oa his haIless head, Men ,ampied eu his ,ees. NO. men seowled a, hs iaiieaesa. aad eh,.- dren wiped then feet upon hts sol,ai, suit oi clothes ite,en,l, 4 German we- man ot great breadth saussied out os her seat neal the itan; platform, ant be gan to iunSe violent, towards the con. duetot. who had tsug the beis when he saw her nsc ass ss tke sasi woman aftiscd ai distance ei thsee .eei from ;he conductor. the dnVri who VAS looking into the cat t-- touched hfs hotscs w,th the whip, and the, Iamped busA.y forward. The result VAS tha she German woman houndered heasit upnn Inc conductor. p.nion,ng hl;a assnN the at. and >at. rounding hun ASA fclly h,h would tasai- edge clam Then she teeied oNet back. ward into the lAp oi hnllos eyed dude After thls she ronsctsed wuh Providence m robust soice and s,arteI to ,,amhci to the ground ln alishuns she turned ntf UI k III lNC faaAihFss .NfI t1e dftAtf who. Il may ts obseN cal. aas iush @ started u2 the teaia The result VAS d... asttous The ,latn at dosn ,n the road with an caf5f e,.ars> Il patpa,e and an IntensI'Y Il t1i th58 made ;Ie keAfis ot the behoisseB lfaa Inc A tptied on. Inc eou,ie f'i .o.,kr5t Htk !; lac saddenca waia ,s. anu aa.z foa. isr,
 bat, ;hc ,,ci ..u ta .e 4 .e,slo car.
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 .. < 1ctmsn. ou Inc other hand nes et can to nusi.i IT, the bfa pla, he neafl, bUsiA bsood vessel iu Attta 'sas the duvcl 4tten,lan H-wases hl. ane and hoAl, ike 4 D4a unti ,hc n comes up to hlne Then he seddenly tealifes ,ha, he mus, se, on board and ian2ea
  hls tee, nn me platform before he get, d grip, he gouef E,en fl takes hold m the nsht VI, he is ,ate to se, hts fec, al. tang cd up. and |, tAses al. hands to l.nd him safely When he cat hes hts breath the hf,; ,hlns he docs n Co bla' k. guard the condt.etoi. ~ho. of coatse. had nothing ,o do ~stn uopp.ns the car. When he get, ot he jump, netyogsly. and IL nine oases pa, oi ten teels Ike 4 wi!d man before he atches hs balance.
 IO ftenc ninan a street Al is an awfu. CT xn- ot desifaetan lie is oYei- wed, nenol, and po.te. lie hslIs the car gfa et...}. and then ~I,n he hai hseI nrtnl, on hs head. wat. usivousiy for 'o -one s!ons A tne n s,ttc, he hea tae asH nfm.y w.ih both hanfss. ft-t, s.sns the street wiih the for hai hundred s'cps. an5 linen hop, n.f J, aboard Then hs it flushed ~i.h .ie:op and ns.tla0ly smiles a' he con daf ,of lie keep on srall.ng untl lt p ;imc 70 se; of. whet. he be- fomes hjge;y sgaiE. He doesa, ssing oh A&e An Afaerif an. oi tumble or ike German. 5l, nc g'yes square jgmp and lands ~ith bo,n fec, together aaog; three fee, from the ua < Boarding ard leaving car .s momen;ous undertaking ~lth a Fter nmAn.
 An Ensli,hman is terror ever, tune lie halls car, and he stands stock still until that caf comes to dead stop same way when he leaves There n no ~nid jumping with hum. He never smiles II ,he conductor. He's business all the ~ay through.
 sChinAmen are deferen,iai and over a~ed They take short steps And jump on the cars like caia If they can get grp anywhere they're safe. fhey alway, take a sea, in the car if there s one vacant, and never ask questions. They Jump oil car n all sorts of ways, ba, they are vesy sure on their feet never