Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-30
BRIGHT BITS.

LIGHTHOUSES, from theatrical point
Of view. always indicate breakers ahead.
-ROcbeSter Post ErpFeSS.
1t Is SAID that the trade dollar should
be called "Japhet." because it is IN search
Of its 'Epar. Men York Commercial Id
| rertiSer.
AN EXCHANGE thinks the theatre Of
the future will be tire-proOf. 1t will
have to be if there is not an improvement
in the moral tone Of the plays produced.
-NOTriStOlrR Herald.
JOHN WEsLEY's breastpin was among
/ the articles offered for sale at a recent
London fair. Mr.. Wesley. it is believed,
was not hotel clerk, and his pin did not
attract much attenti0n.-Ne,g Orleans
! Picdyune.
your MOTHER CoMINGw exclaimed
Smithers: why. they say the Old Harry
/ couldn't live with her" But" replied
Mrs. :, in her most haunting manner,
''yOu viii try to, for my sake, won't you,
| Charley :''-BOStOn Transcript.
.WHY our Fish Disappear" is the title
of an article in the American Angler. 1t
/ is because small boys with bent pin hooks
and pockets full of worms are allowed
to fish in the streams after the city sports
have gone home isgusted.-Philddeip hid
Ne,rS.
how long a surety is good on a note. Well,
generally as long as the note or surety
lasts. We don't know how much about
the length. but we can tell you about how
often surety is good on note. Once.
just once. Only w-a-n-s-t. You can't
catch him a second time, young man.
Hdtrkeye.
ssSEE HERE, landlord. didn't you adver-
tise an entire absence of flies and musqui-
eli Ma OFF nj mt
/ those advertisements were prepared in
March. and l assure you in the most
solemn manner that we weren't troubled
/ in the least until the last of May. If you
had only come up here in April you
would have had glorious time.H-De-
! frOit Free Press.
Il DO WISH these operators wouldn't
strike and kick up such a muss,' said Mr..
smiley, as he threw aside his paper;
sI'm tired Of it." ''Why. it don't concern
YOU in the least" said Hannah. "YOu
never had but one telegram in your life
and that scared you most to death before
Won opened it." Il know it. But some
Of my friends might die and / wouldn't
have the pleasure of hearing of it,
Hartford Post.
$50 YOU LOVE my daughter, ehE'
.sY-yes. sir" ''And you have money to
supDort her in good style?" Il have $780,
year. money in bank? All, / see you
are no financier; you should have invested
in bonds and doubled your interest. For
instance. l have securities paying 10 per
cent The young man hurried of to get
his cash and buy bonds of his future
father-in-law After he has departed Lucy
enters the library and asks ''Father, did
William ask your cOnsent" HE did,
DEAR "And you said yesT "No, darl-
ing: he has no wealth to give you station"
But he has $4,000" ''Oh, no; l just
raked that in for bonds that won't be
worth ten cents on the dollar six months
hence. | love you too well to see you
marry a poor man and have to live in
sixth-story rooms - Wall Street NelCs.
Both Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and Blood Purifier are prepar-
ed at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass. Price of either, 81. Six bottles
for S.. Sent by mail in the form Of pills,
or Of Iozenger, on receipt of price. 81 per
box for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely an
swers all letters of inquiry. Enclose &c.
stamp. Send for pamphlet. Mention this
paper.
Hills Hair Dye, black or brown, fifty
cents.