Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-25

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! A<OCtNS ~ NtNbtNos
A,wafch, like faith, is comparatively
worthless without work.
The mosquito as public singer draws
well, but never gives satisfaction.
Judge Magruder put in his attend
ance at court at noon Monday.
There is one art of which every man
should be master-the art of reflection
1t is said that kissing cures freckes,
but every red headed girl ia the country
knows better
Lydia Pnkham. the well known pat
ent medlcee proprietor, died at Lynn,
Mass, on FRIDAY ut last week.
Wonderful discovery. Reads three
minute headache and ncurasik. cure is the
wonder OF the | 9Th century as hundreds upon
hundreds OF our best citizens have bees; cured
/ in two inmates OF intense neuralgia and sick
headache after using eve thing The could
hear OF. AMI trying all the d 'ctors in vain-
iNshds hree minute headache cure sells for
les cen ! aud IS kept al our friend, How ard
Brothers. april 2O-ln =
To avoid all attack Of Spring fever
turn out Of bed at sunrise instead of
turning over; Sample but sure.
80 The tramp is not, as a renerat thing,
wealthy. but he can afford to spelld his
summer III the country
50 ~. -, a.A.rlA .s,t.s-s9 ., .'1
II (Nnn,ptnn uCa town
'u sday, booking up political matter, so
it is said
The jovi1l Forbes paid his respects to
sPOrt Tobucc0 this week WicomicO's
syunshine ems to agree with him.
\ breac' loading gun will be ratified
It Wicomlco III the near future LoverS
.fthis sport will do we'll u take "A chance
Mr.. Charles A. Boswell has lost sew
aral valuable horses with disease shut
lar to the epizootic.
| . Read three minute headache and neural
| gia cure is almost a monarch Tor the headache
neuralgia, rheumatism or any acute pain
made by W. Ii Read, Baltmlre & Ltght
SIS, Baltimore, Nd, praprietJrs Of Read
Grand Dutchess Cologne. ap 2O-lm
The bond of the Clerk Of the Coun-
Ety Commissioners as County Treasurer,
has been renewed, submitted to the court
aud approved.
La Plata has sworn vengeance against
dogs. Somebody is pouring his
wrath on divine head for poison
ing his cur
The jacks trumped," said the card
player as the train jOlted uncomfortably.
:'And the tracks jumped" said his
partner, as the. train rolled into the
ditch.
What are you going to be-" asked a
gentleman OF a bright ten year oil Bry-
autown boy. "A minister, and take in
Europe every summer" MAS the prompt
reply.
Reads Grand Dsfchess Cologne is the
sweetest -perfumery in America aud.syou' Ii
find the most lasting, it sells for Is cents per
boltle and is Acrt at Howard Bros, Co1's
Staubn, aP 2O-lm
he pleasant DAYS suggest the use of
| paint aud lime III the brlghseuin-. up of
p.eperly, aud adding to the general
health Of all.
A story is told on the machine agents
that their arpetites were so enormous
Tuesday, landlord Hunt requested them
/ to briug their own grub from home. So
next morning one fellow was seen march,
in into town swinging a big rock fish.
| Fl. C. Bowers of the St Marc Hotel
Washington, has contracted to run ex-
cursions for Henry Br,s. & Co. from
Washington to Cedar Point during the
incoming season.
Mr.. James A. Murray an enterpris-
ing farmer living near Bryantown, ex-
hibited in that vilagc few days ago. a
bunch of rye 5 feet high. and containing
/ l0l full heads, being the branch from
one grain. Who can beat it s?
Mr.. g. W. Bauer has completed his
prepara, ion At Marshal Hall for the ex-
cursion season, aud will receive the first
excursion at his place on Decoration
Day, tie 30th of May. The steam r
Mary Washington will run to and fro
hfrom Washington and Marshall Hall
during the season.
/ Arrivals last week at Gardeners Ho-
tel:-Mr. Hatchell. Dealer in fertilizers,
j Baltimore. Md John T. Carter, Agent
for Howe Machine Washington, d. c.
Rudolph Owens. with Roche 4 Co.
j liqnor dealer, Baltimore Robert Banks,
merchant, Baltimore. Frank Mankoe,
General Agent Penn. Mutual Comp ny,
| B7l.imore. Richard T. Boarnan. sub
I-agent (same) Bryan'own. Mr.. Bower,
rready-nade clot'iing, Baltimore. John
-. Yoang, Cialar Rapids Dawn. Mr..
Garry Graeery, ag'a't, Washington.