The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-03-15
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Oi ihs lhaHsands II men Who voslS
isos DEATH less woman. only COS soold
cssgsy her ssili pail.
The DodJas q Liberty IL sloui The
oniy AHssacsn yonsa vLo isn't locking
fa.sIa - new sprtng bonsei
--yandsalaii bad stroke 81 paralysis,
i,ai Jest ~ ssou ~ be found be ooaldnt
seii i iof sugihlhg be y, 90 II !,
eAad 900 sash Jour type viiA Iye'
d. rSnf esid lhs aesthetic mlss who s1
sssisins piislass oiscf. well nos J
lnos he~ 10 man, pHlrsihs 70, into The
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Thric u youug nsrried woman 10
~ i1ouis Who sleeps only tse hour oui
Of ,iss tssnts.ivur $50 10 evidently inl
tfsielBg ~ become mcsi sisilan' moth
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"A lady lH pe,gbl,ofing city. whose
hasbsua bad iemodellei the fro1t Of their
r.-si,irDce. shile tbs rear sss badly dilap'
iiAis,i. said the front of Der house was
Qn~vn AnDc aud the rear Crazy Jane style.
"rbiny-ns Nays Of Popping the
Qaesilsn" u the liilr Of work recently
pn,a,.sy,l Ia Eu1laud What a pity il is
ihat tt.eru sreal thirty Eve ways Of an
saamg IT. 40 as 10 gave the girls chance
loo
A Quaker bearing person tell how
uncl, BIO feis for auoibcr who was ia dis
tgrss and neeiesi assistance. said; Friend.
hast thou ieli 10 thy pocket for himf
Pretty question 10 AJAX IN these days OF
ligh, psnisl
"A patriotic gentleman in Los Angeles
has iessesed the governments expenses
ninety ak dollars year by marrying a
soldiers widow lie, every unmarried pa
triei ID the lind initiate his example aud
rash 10 arms
"A Milan professor, who hiss been In
ye,tlgaling drunkenness finds that men
and women Risen TO intoxication seldom
commit suicide This il not strange.
They are thinking too intentiy 81 how to
get another drink
The Rochester Post Express knows
what il is taking about when II says; II
the telegraph poles are done away with.
aud the wires are put under ground, We
doot see how some men are going to get
home q, night, unless more lamp posts are
furnished.
WHY don't you eat like you do TO
homcg said the rural bridegroom to his
bride u ST. Nicholas table d'hole rs she
nbbled this aud tasted that in her embar-
sssment 'ihem folks over there don't pay
no more'n We do; aud you are goose TO
be afraid.
II don't want no rubbish, no fue SEN
,ments Il you please, said the widow who
was asked what kind Of an epitaph she de-
sired fur her late husbands tombstone
Lett beshort aud simple - something like
this: William johnson, aged rs years.
The good die young.
When Colorado man emerges from q
cellar, where ho has passed q pleasant
quarter Of an honr hiding from blizzard,
he finds his house upside down across the
way aud is sure to exchim: II do pity the
Eastern folks. who never enjoy fresh air
unless they come to Coloradol'
"A Vermont man recently tried the
power OF the human eye on savage bull.
He will be able 30 crawl around on crutch-
es when the leaves OF next fall are crimson.
He will then hire a tobacco store image
with glass rye. and repeat the expert
m ant 90 the closen footed believer
1T is said that litigation is SO rare in
Sesrcy county, Arkansas, that a lawyer
could not make living at his practice il
h were to receive all the fees on both sides
OF every ease. When q man has any
trouble with neighbor in that county
they go on, and settle it with shotgans.
Linked sweetness long drawn out
can be seen III any back store Of country
grocery at this season Of the year. II the
patient grocer has An order for two gallons
OF molasses he sets the jug under the fau-
Get when he locks mp for the night. and
turns |, of after breakfast next morning.
Charlie We're de We're lsententiously)
--"Geniuses, my dear Miss Marlborough
are men who inst miss icing fools; and
fools are mon who just miss being genius
esl.' Miss Marlborough (swestruck -
"what original things you say. Mr.. We're
de verel ! sometimes think that you are
almost genius
Poet "Bni. my dear sir. il is noS
four years since You accepted my epic.
AMI 90 steps have yet been taken TO pub.
lish il +" Publisher Don't he in hnf.
r., yolug man. Homer had 10 wait more
than three thousand years before he got
into print, aud you will .rdly claim that
your pocn, |, an Had.
WAL you have dinner At the eating
s,atlonr" asked the train boy 81 "a passen-
ger Yes, said the passenger rising aid
fIlloaing the boy. II just wanted 10
know % 1 could telegraph ahead. sail
the BOY. Telegraph repeated the ,ire,l
passenger sbose patience The slowness Of
wanted me 10 stroll on ahead and eat by
tie time the train vonld get there
Landlord 10 tenant: Good niornirs.
sir; tine day, air Jnss called around ~
sec II Il would be convenient for y6u