Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-12-13
A SOCIAL CHANGE.
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There has lately been flied at the
Patent Office in Washington, an sppli-
cation for = raveat Of Sn automatic
Nursery Gin and Baby SOother, which
upon its ultimate Introduction will
create such harmony in our domestic
and family relations that cavilers at
the married state and crusty Old bache-
loTS will be forever sllenced when they
see that the "SaceS OF = father" are
II bbtd OF their terrOrs AMI the raising
Of our infants becomes n triumph %
Mechanical skill. Instead otthe tedious
~ d Unnausfsc;ory process in present
L,e, thus taking Iae only argument
nom under The feet o. those who fear
getting married on account Of losing
Iheir per-onal ease and their re.tfGl
>l.eF.
L hss always been recognized as an
iUG sFuIab. SIX ON that babies. in the
StSeLce OF reasoning power, always
take collie and other Ills IN the dead of
the night, aLG knowing that the only
way o! cUmmunlcatiug their distress Is
- ~ aAOAN "aNA n AN~N HO.NNf
.ley lust get II the hAOiI OF keeping up
this cry i!om pure inheren, cusseiness,
collie or To collie. Statistics show that
this lsct alone has prevented more mar
ria.es ard has brOsSn up more families
LLar any Of the l:Ile lis We know no:
~.
Ire concurrence Of popular opinion
has up O. the present Away conceded
~ Tho -.
tines ge:s when lie cries 81 night L
walking exercise, which : usually a
yomE anlei by monotone LULLABY, Or
mild bCC-haO, SCUM ling Very pathetic
IlTvUgh thin walls. Rash and uD-Llua-
IE people have been known l. give a
mysterious compound known a.
twenty Drops" which silences It et-
fecIually; bUt - too much Twenty
DrOIs" has teen known 10 lull them 10
that sweet sleep from which there Is no
! awskiGg, timiI or careful people never
| use IL.
Weuse the proGoun il, III reference
10 the infant, dvI>eGlv. We under
stand that single en- always call the
baby iI-thls C-!us one OF the signs y
which 3 lady Knows whether 3 gent
nan i married or No.. Bu- 10 return
10 or SUBJECT
P,des,rianIsm Is known and aimitte l
! 20 t- LlguIy ten-iicIal - people VII
] Ike Il: bat VIA. man or woman Ike
/ 10 wA.a sge- looted, "a seen ~ nine
! ITaca lady lighted, handicapped with
| a living weight of Twelve Or fourteen
| rounds, more especially d: there =
! -arl.< tsrS. PIN ~ ua.. ~ me Lpu,e. A.
/ Il : >IIe 80 ~ iIuuI Fi2ht IL the path
( OF ~ uC-;u-'.s. VA Srr. pnilL uP,
| To o5yi-Ce al :ui- OK Inventor
! a-.Lc> ni, -..aeu =. winch = simplicity
! = 2 r-~u.' Il alteration. Il consists
primarily O.: a wire :up-. stretched from
/ one end 70. the a. a-tule.t 70 the other,
| ,,AIa,lri with the >.i- q: the be1i, on
/ Which r=>I - Rotary pulley with pend
I alt hook. from which Aauss a NAM
neck or b2sk.r. swinging gracefully,
Ike : Ns~ket q: il-wer- f-Om clothes
B me. Aline f.0tlum Of this receptacle
aro.lrc string cBDtTUl lag the me-
F, lions OF the cradle, which can b. he.'
I - Il e sUttCTfl~> 10 charge OF ine taOE,
I Without ri=iU. from TIE recCI bent DO
( s;t.Cn h.Ch Ne presume they rc@upy.
/ Atlhe slightest sound from the OccG-
I pant o. the swinging basket, sll there Is
10 BE- dOUe j. 10 slightly pull the string,
which will give L motion e'flaI on y
10 the swaylng Of the tree-tOPs famed
. ty zephyr. There sre other very val
I usb!e attachments, such s. music box
controlled by baby itself, sni the pare
gore Injector, which will throw m@di-
cine. CL- drop al time. into its mouth
whenever il gets too violent % Be sp-
- ssei ~ the other methods But We
will Dot dwell on these, SIS We should
forestall the interest attending OIL the
introduction Of one Of the greatesI in
ventions, calculated 10 smeliOrais some
O.. the ills that flesh i her 20, thu. i
the good fortune Of the coming gener-
st.On 10 enjoy.
- Ax..s nk.s..e- GonRba alds