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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-05-17
Es aetinaton aeht nod, gRfen.

mtrt, uno oaber Jet Die game Sa6e bonn Otos
upmt'den Stauopunfte aus obue be0n6ere
g2tGtigteit.
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g1ten, 16. Rat. @erihtswetle barlau.
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pirb.
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peide Der o@rdauge. Gelegrapben Comp. "
meloet, ooB Der SertraB Swiideu 8eutids
lamb uno glaoagaatar unter3etGuet NOR
ben tf.
Gin Gem sanis Don Belsien Iuseitoeeuer
uHfal.
8riiIIel, 16. Stat. - Bdbreuo Der R0s
mig BON 8elgieu beute etueu Spa3terrttt
mafte, rannte Elm Rauu nit etnem 8icptle
gegen ba8 Bferb, baiielbe bdumte itd un0
mari ben 66nig ab, jebOa trug Oerielbe tsiue
ernabneusmertbe 8erlesHugeu 6aOOn.
Huspanserune nadb Ganaea.
2pnbon, 16. Dtat. - gSte bic y y3imes"
mittbeilt, ihetnt Der uon cauabiihen Rapttaz
liften porgei9lngene Ylan CUR 60rberuua Der
ausnanberung IN 6olge Der GtHudnbe Slab
itone's gegen oas SpRem ber Stuatsuuters
ftiitung nur peuts gIatlang 3u fiubeu. 8as
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8sgterung fir bas porgei6olieue 8e(6 ant
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baB Der Blan In anbetrodt hieier gebtnauuq
fallen gelafen Derbe. Gs ertftrt iebodl etuts
ger @runo 5u Der anuabme, ba6 Canada Die
8erantiportlt4tett fur bte 8ori6dTe auf it4
nebneu piro.
@raf Gbambere's Bciueen.
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ben 3uftano bes @rafen @bambOrb lauteu
mtoerlpreheuo. s9a linton" melbet, er iet
ooYommen tuobl, pabreno y9e 9emps" be-
9ahptet, er et bebeutlttb ertrantt.
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metue @eiunobsit bee @rafeu Gbamborb III
ausgesettHet. Gr fdbrt tdglif ipu5iereu uub
tntrS flh am SOnntags mad 6rObseOrf be-
gebtn.
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IN &uBlauo ift BON elmer uerbesren6en iSsu'
erabrunft beimgeiu6t unb gum grobeH Ebettt
tn ai4e geleot porbeH.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-05-17
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3ubItn, 1G, Ulai. = 0tc grarS, Suru
bat antIQgeitrtiteH gcgeu atHgItOu, @lbrco
unb 9ealep pegen zines @omplot8 ,ur grs
mOrbuug oes Serrdtbers Boule uuo aoqeu
ItattbiaS Sraog megeu Der Uon tbnl gemadlz
ten 8robuu8en gegen bas geben bes Oh
mann8 Der @eiAworeneu, Die Ieineu Sruoer
Soc SraOp iiberfiibrteH, aufgeRellt. t.-0aul.
Delaney, @bparO Nicgaffreg unb G6os.
Uiarttn, pelde ebeufall8 Der 8etbstltauua
an etuem glOrocompIOtt angetlagt fn6, er.
lhteuen heute Dor @ertdt uuO befanuteu fh
iaulbtg. 8us llrtbeil 9eIancg'8 uuO SIC.
@afrep'S purbe nufgedOben, tpdbreno Yfar.
tin unter Der Ssotngung entlaiien mur0e,
OaB er if aus 6em 2aube entferue. stngfOu
unb @tbnep puroeu 8uHddft benz @ert6te
norgeiitbrt uno plat6itten sIltdlt lhuloiq,"
WlBUaFTIs uCFurTDEtlf.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-05-17
gReitrre lsrn,efIc IN 1rlnnh.

8aIla, 16. Diai.-@tu giaun, Rameus
Btrid gOup, lift in Der lit5e pom Bauua
WHgen augebltder 8etbettguug all etuer
@eridm0rung 5ur @rmorouug pou OUTSIDE
igeru oerlaftet morbeu. 8abri1etntidj uPrs
6In nod piele auoere Berionen inter bar
uGmltten InIlage perBaftet weroeu.
(SpGtcr.) - Sm gau3eu iiuo feds BerIos
neu ju Galltna negeu bes @omplot8 3ur @r.
morbuug BON @utsbefBeru Uerbaftet nor,
ben. Cine 60ueHmaitiue uuO UerI6teOene
gHaffen, melde ben gefaugeueu geb0rteu,
bah bic 8er6aftnRqPPn nn6 8ef6iaaTabmea brV
Die Solneu bee NittbetIHugeu etne8 9enul.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-05-17
@rrbaftunsen in eiperpoOi.

QtOerpOOL 16. Ulat.-Batrid C'8rten,
ebcmaliger Setretdr Der bieftgeu 9auOItga,
Der .8ruderetbefBer gttdaet 9pues unb Del
len Gattor Batrid Slater iiuo megeu oe8
8rudes unb Der 8ertbeiIung Der titr3tta an
bic 8ubItner Rauflcute geidtdteu @irtulare,
betttelt 0etue Aualgie ber Spe3taIgeidwore.
neH in Den Is BrO5eheu inter Dem ueueu
Grtutualgeiebe," "Uerbaftet morbeu. Die gtrs
tulare empfabIeu befauutltd bas ,8ogcOt.
ten" Der @eidmOrenen, onte aler YcriOneu,
Die tbueu Waaren abtaufteu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-05-17

2Ser an 8p5pepiie unO Den iibeIu 6olaeu
eines in lluorbuung gaatbeuen Magens leiOlt,
pirb ourh ben @ebrauf uon 8r. Chalmers
6eiltinttur GrOBe @rleidteruua srlauqen. 5ie
FART Die 9terpen, riftet 6as 5nlem pieoer
auf, ruit trefilide @6luit hruor uno ioats tets,
meHn Elm 8onicum u6thi9 llt, uHgemeuott mera
ben. Brels 81. Bet Setb Q. Sauce,
gir, 108, Befs Baltimore Str, ,3u baben.( ST.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
The Missing Link.

There is on exhibition at the Royal
Aquarium, Westminster, little girl
seven years old, who, it is claimed, is a
specimen of the missing link between
man and the anthropoid apes. This lit
tie wait came from Borneo, and belongs
to the Lao country; she is called Krao.
The body of this child is completely
covered with coating of dense black
hair, quarter of an inch long; the skin.
such OF it as is seen, is of a dark olive
brown. Krao has many of the traits of the
monkey, she has the full pouched cheeks,
into which she stuffs her food, monkey
fashion. Like the anthropoids, herfeet are
prehensile, and the hands so flexible that
they bend back over the wrists; the lips
Protrude, so as to give her chimpanzee
look; there are some symptoms of an
aborted tail in the elongation of the
spinal column. Yet this monkey-like
creature appears to be as intelligent as
European child of her own age. She
is playful and gentle, and can articulate
many English words, which she uses in
diligently. 1t seems there are numerous
specimens Of the tribe to which she be-
longs in Borneo. They are hairy race,
and when they reach adult life are of a
low order of intelligence. Little Krao
was great favorite at the Aquarium,
and the Darwinians, of course, claim
that She and her kindred established the
probability of the theory that the human
race did descend from some extinct
species OF anthropoid apes. Demorest's
MO7athZu.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09

There is undoubtedly q great deal of
truth in the couplet of the Western
bor1.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
FOLLY SHOTS.

Mrs. David Davis doesn't seem to
master all at once the grand proper
tons of the career upon which she has
entered. Looking forth from the hotel
window at Aiken she observed:
II fear shan't be able to get out to-
day, David; there's great mist rising
and it must be very DAMP
The Judge, after taking an observa-
ton, said assuringly:
THAT isn't a mist, dear; It's only
one of my summer vests that told the
chamber maid to hang out last night"
A writer in the atlantic Monthly con-
tends that American society, as now
carried on, is solely for the benefit of
young girls and is generally little better
than a marriage mart. We are not pre-
pared to admit that society is maintain
ed solely for the benefit of young girls,
but undoubtedly young girls who seek
society as matrimonial market are
pretty apt to get ''sold.''
There is undoubtedly great deal of
truth in the couplet Of the Western
bard:
Through every happy line sing,
The tonic is obtained by the addition
of a little settler or Apollinaris water.
Its happiest effects are noticeable in
spring, because the system then seems
to require change from the stake it
straight practice Of the winter months.
II was drunk when 1 married her,"
pleaded the defendant to the Court
''Most men are who marry pretty
wives,' returned the Judge. "Beauty
is always intoxicating"
A Dakota schoolmistress sued three
young men for breach of promise.
Counsel for one of the defendants
moved for nonsuit on the ground that
she was too promiscuous. The Court
seemed inclined to grant the motion,
whereupon the plaintiff asked:
Judge, did you ever 60 duck shoot
ing?''
His Honor's eye lighted up with the
pride of q sportsman, as he answered.:
swell, should say so; and many's
the time that l broug ht down half a
dozen at a shot"
II knew it," eagerly answered the
fair plaintiff, "that's just the case with
me, Judge. A flock of these fellows
besieged me and I winged three of
them" The motion for a nonsuit was
denied
Boston girls never sacrifice the cause
of culture to that of philmthrophy. A
tramp recently accosted one Of them,
and asked her if she would be good
enough to give him the price of hum
BILE meal.
II haven't any money with me-" she
said, "but if you'll come around to the
house after pa returns home I'll get
him to read to you some pages of Par
adise Lost -
Victor Hugo is said to be the only
Hill i'll Frun6o who Kisses a lady's hand
instead of shaking it, and yet out of
twenty ladies who are introduced to
him, nineteen 60 away dissatisfied. They
do not deny that he possesses genius,
but assert that any country pumpkin
could give him a point worth knowing.
Said Chicago girl with a pair of coral
lips that would tempt an anchorite,
eyes. have met Victor HUGO. but he
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
A LOVERS OATEOHISM.
A Comparison Of Conditions Imposed by a
Young Man and a Manageable
Young Woman.

A young man of this city, says the
Detroit POSI- and z]ibuaae, who possesses
a large share of presumption, has been
paying close attention to a very pretty
girl, who has given him no evidence Of
her feelings concerning him until very
recently. The denouement was brought
about in this way: He had decided to
make her formal offer of his hand and
hear-all he was worth-and then he
hoped to be INDUCED in some loverlike
demonstrations, the young lady SO far
bning nOOlly indit1nrnnt in hop mAnBap
to him. He attributed this to maidenly
reserve, for it never occurred to him
that she was not in love with him. He
cautiously prefaced his declaration with
a few questions.
Did she love him well enough to live
in a cottage with him? Was she agood
cook and bottle-washer? Did she think
it wife's duty to make home happy?
Would she consult his tastes and wishes
concerning her associates and pursuits
in life? Was she economical? Could
she make her own clothes, etc.?
The young lady, said that before she
answered his Questions she would assure
him Of some negative virtues she posses
sed. She never drank, smoked OF chew
ed; never owed bill to her laundry or
tailor; never staid out all night playing
billiards; never ,lounged on the street
corner and ogled ,giddy girls; never
stood in with the boys for cigars and
wine >suppers.
"Now,' said she, rising Indignantly,
II am assured by those who know that
you do all those things, and it is rather
absurd for you to expect all the virtues
in me while you do not possess ar" 4
them yourself. l can never be j.i1r
wife," and she bowed him out and left
him standing on the cold door step, a
madden if not wiser man.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
A Lack of Ashes.

The minister called at the house where
the freckle-faced little girl lives the other
day, to see her mother about getting up
donation surprise party for him, and
was invited to make himself comfortable
in the sitting room while waiting for the
lady to come down stairs.
'sSay! Hullor'
The holy man started violently, and
the voice said again, :'Say, / know you"
This was becoming interesting. The
minister recognized the tones of the
wicked little girl in the inquiry. "You
don't know where am do you?"
''Dear me, is thatyou?" he said greatly
relieved. Really, lean tsay I do know
where you are. Are you under the sofa
or behind the bookca5e?''
Thought you didn't know. I'm in
the closet N I've got to stay here ever
so long. Bet you don't know what
I'm here for, though -
not, but might surmise that you were
in durance for talking slang. Little
girls should not say bet
'Does spreading the gospel make lit
tie girls good so they won't get whipped
by their pap inquired the freckle-faced
girl through the. keyhole.
eyes, indeed, it makes them Christ
ians, and then they don't do naughty
things, but Ego to Sunday school and learn
to be good to everybody
''Ain't ashes better?" asked the young
heather in the closet.
"Ashes better! Why, what in the
world does the child mean? What is
that girl talking about, Mr. Holyroll?"
asked the girls ma, who had just en-
tered the room in time to hear the sin
gular question.
'Indeed, madam, am puzzled my
self. can't understand the bearing of
her question at all''
''You know, ma. said the wicked lit
tie girl, "you know when Uncle Dick
slipped down on the sidewalk in front
of the church last Sunday'n hurt his
wrist, he said if Mr.. HolyroQ would
spread more ashes'n less gospel he'd
take more stock his bein' a Christian. "
The relations between the family and
che pastor are now somewhat strained,
and the servant girl has been instructed
to lock the freckle-faced cherub down
cellar every time the door bell rings.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
Told Him Where.

The old squatter's spirit. A deputy
United States marshal, hunting for lit
tie distillers, stopped at a mountain
road blacksmith shop in Arkansas. The
blacksmith appeared in the doorway,
and the deputy marshal, as it was
neither morning nor evening, but know
ing the directness of expression requir-
ed by the natives, said:
Good day, sir"
Good bye" replied the blacksmith.
II don't mean good bye; I mean how
are you?'
"How am about what?''
''Things in general
"I'm wiling
"Willing for what?" asked the deputy
marshal.
ITO take a drink
"Say, want to go to jones' Point. {"
"Why don't you 60, then?'
"Because want information.
"What information do you want?''
''That's all right. I'd give SIS to
know exactly where am," and he
looked around anxiously. "Well,
here,' said the blacksmith, eff you
won't tell anybody that I told you I'll
tell YOU"
Il won't tell anybody .
IF them whisky makers come around
with guns you won't let 'em know that
told you?'
mo, swear won't.''
''I'm sorter feared. Ride up closer
to the door. If Pete Smith or Nath
Moore wanter know whar you got your
information you won't tell 'em, you
say?" and the blacksmith looked around
anxiously, moved uneasily and looked
toward the woods.
'And you'll give me five dollars to
tell you exactly whar you are?''
eyes"
Gimme your money"
The money was paid over, and tho
blacksmith cautiously putting it in his
pocket, looked around again and said:
"Now with a promise that you won't
blow on me-
II want to know where l am.''
"You are ri ght here,' and lodging
through the shop the blacksmith disap-
peared, leaving the officer no wiser but
five dollars behind on futures.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
He Wouldn't Quit, "Oause He'd Done

"A fresh cOuntryman came to Atlanta
short time since to get a situation on
some of the many railroads centering
here. He gained admittance soon after
his arrival, and commenced the follow
ing conversation with railroad official:
II want to get some work on the rail-
road"
"What can you do?' said the railroad
man.
"Oh, most anything
"Can you run q locomotive?"
"a loco-what?" inquisitively asked
the countryman.
can engine, l mean"
s'Well, l can't say can, but have
rid on 'em and l could mighty soon
know how"
eve have no time to learn you. Prob
ably you can lay track. Have you
ever tried that?"
II can't say that / can. -
The railroad man studied while, and
remarked: II don't think you know
much about railroad business, but if
you wanta place just for the name Of it,
I'll give you a place as car coupler.
You can report to Mr.. - and he will
Lell you WudG 10 90. III Will pay you
$40 per week when you learn to do the
work.
The countryman was delighted; the
wages were as large us he expected, and
he hurried off to hunt the man he was to
report to.
About three days after this converse
ton the countryman came back to the
railroad official. His right hand was in
sling, his left hand was black and
blue, and ought to have been wrapped
up. He was dragging his left leg be-
hind him as he walked, and piece of
his ear was gone, and the left side of his
face was solid scratch. Altogether he
looked as if he had been through a
thrashing machine. He inquired mourn
fully if he could get a pass ticket to
Lincolnton.
"You are not going to quit?" asked
the railroad man.
ono, l amt gwine to quit, cause I've
done quit. | want to 60 home. This
business don't suit me. If stay here q
week | won't be able to git home. I'm
a gwine!"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09

A Boston paper calls Jos. Cook s.the
apostle OF the gospel of wind
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
In the Wrong Place,

A stranger entered the office of an
ocean steamer agent, on Griswold street,
yesterday, says the Free Press, and
asked:
''Can a man come from Ireland by
your line?''
':He can, sir.''
..Will you bring over my oldest broth
er?''
''We will that. y
s'For how much?''
Gin tirst-rate shape for $50"
81 think I'll pay the money! said
the stranger, but, as he was pulling
out his wallet. the agent asked: :
''ln what part Of Ireland is your
brother?''
.'In the Dublin jail, sir, as suspect!
If he was out he would be plenty able
to take care of himself, he would
"But we can't get him out Of jail you
know"
Neither can I, you know, though
I've written seven letters to the taller to
do decent deed, and let Barney co.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09

The publishers of German novel
recently did neat thing in the way Of
advertising. They caused to be insert
ed in most of the newspapers notice
to the effect that certain nobleman of
wealth and high position, DESTROYS of
finding a wife, wanted one who re-
sembled the heroine in the novel named.
Thereupon every manageable woman
who saw the notice bought the book in
order to see what the heroine was like.
and the work had large sale
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-05-09
Is q Positive Cure

for all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
socemmon to our best female population.
1t will entirely the worst form of Female Conn
paints all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera
tion Falling and Dlsplacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness and is particularly adapted to the
Change of LIFE
1t will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus in
an early stage Of development The tendency to can
checked speedily by its use
It faintness, fatulency. destroysan craving
for stimulants and relieves weakness Of the stomach
1t cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration
General Qapty, sleeplessness. Depression and 1ndi
geston.
That feeling of bearing down. causing pain, weight
and backache is always permanently cured by its use
1t will at all times and under all circumstances act in
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For the of Kidney Complaints Of either sex this
Compound is unsurpassed.
LYDIA f. PINKHAM's VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared at 23a and 1886 Western Avenue.
Lynn Mass Price 81. Six bottlesfor 81. Sent by NAH
pills. also tn the foFrn OF so"en6es On
fssePt st prise, 81 Per Rqz fer eisl.eEi Mrs Phan
freely answers NIL letters OF inquiry. hen Tor pamD1A
lot. Address as above. Mention this PapEs.
No family should be Without LYDIA E. PlNKHAM0
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bilio"eosse
an. torpidity of the liver. IS cents per DO: a.
~ Sold by all Druggists. ~
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-09-22
Knows That It's False.

then, and he would have the credit Of hay
ing come ont best; but in private meet
ing mans staying qualities would decide
the matter, and that's why he pays no at
tention 10 my deposit."
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-09-22
cOURTNEY'S LATEST.
He Beats The Best Three Mile
Record.
The Sodus Point Regatta-Shsriff Speaks
His Little Piece-He Will Do
John /. Sullivan Up With
out Fail.
Best Time on Record.

ELMIRA, n. Y, September 2O.-Though
the Sheldrake Regatta, in which Courtney
was TO have rowed to day was indefinitely
postponed, it was not given up on Court
ney's account. Very quietly the scene OF
the contest against time wss changed TO
Union Springs, Courtney's home. There
he rowed this afternoon on bet OF $1,000,
to beat the best three mile record
with turn. Without special demonstration
the osrsman with his hackers aud few
friends on one side, and sports holding
negative views and money on the other,
got together with few hundred country
people this afternoon TO witness the
race. The lake was smooth, and II
was evident before Courtney took his seat
that none OF the obstacles which he had
formerly urged as an excuse for defeat
were 10 confront him,and he told his
friends to bet all they had on him. He
sped away straight as an arrow under the
il tuenCe of that steady, even, magnificent
strobe which sporting men learned long
ago 10 admire more than the excuses and
Obstacles which seemed its inevitable &C
com paniment He started with his stand
ard stroke at thirty.two to the minute, and
rowed at the same speed without material.
ly quickening his stroke till three miles
and turn were covered and he had made
the best time on record, 20 minutes and D
seconds, seconds better than the best pre-
yious time.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-09-22
TheGpue PoIley.
kORDEhsKJoLD HEARD FROM.
He Reports Imporssss Discoveries is
GseealaaA.

Cnrysn.Gys. September N. - Advises
from Professor Nordenskj jold's expsditios
10 Greenland have been received from
Tburso, Scotland. They state that the sI.
petition started from Antieikisvick On
The 4rh Of Septemb.r and reached dts
tance OF 800 milometres inland, attaining
o height OF 1000 feet above ths So
This ~ the first time human BE-
ipgs ever penetrated 90 far into
Greenland, while the region 10 ics dsssrt
proving with no open water inland. VsrY
valuable ssient6e data was Obtained.
Along the northwest coast Q cold stream
flows which induces . very low tempefs'
ture but on the eastern shore the wssther
is not 70 severe and that coast 10 accessible
10 stesmers In the autumn: The erpsdi
ton will return BY wsy OF Reikiavik.
A PhiiadeIpbtsn's Op1ntsn.
PHrLADELpHiA, September 2i.-Profsssor
T. b. Mawry says Of the Eordenskjold sI.
petition that had Nordenskj jold suocssdsd
in ditembarking on the ssstssn coast the
probabilities OF succss In bis undertaking
would have been much greatsr, % tbs In
tervsning glaciers and snow fields sIisting
between Toegetut and the intsrtof DO NOS
extent from the interior 70 the ssstsrn
coast.