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Wise's Axle Grease never gums.
Some Curious AerOnOutic Exper-
fences.

An %aeronaut named Simmons, accom-
panied by Sir Claude De Crespigny. re-
Gently made a balloontrip from Maldon in
England Ia Flushing in HOLLAND. the bal
loon during the trip maintaining an alti-
tude varying from 5000 to 100 feet. Some
of their experiences we're quite peculiar
When over the sea at an altitude Of 5000
ieet they could see the bottom clearly
in every direction, every channel and
shoal being clearly marked and appear
ing like a network. At al altitude of TO-
600 feet they found their feet 10 be very
cold. Passing into a heavy bank of mist
they soon had a magnificent picture OF
the balloon on the clouds below. The
figures in the balloon did everything as
the original did. even the movements OF
the fingers being seen. Shouts were
echoed, apparently " the reflected i'm
ages. A blue serge nit worn by Mr..
simmons was reproduced in green on
his double in the phantom balloon. The
aeronauts could hear their own hearts
beating very distinctly and their ears
we're occasionally blocked, but they re-
medied the latter difficulty by widely
opening their mouths. Whep the bal
loon was over the mouth Of tho Vest
Scheldt an altitude of Il 900 feet was at
tanned and intense cold was felt.
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Moustaches Made 60 order.

Rom the Sc. Louis Post Dispatch.
"Are you ever called upon TO raise
n~oustaches for youngsters" a Post Dis
atch reporter asked a professor of hair
nlture who seems to have extensive
blowing here.
"Oh, yes, indeed" was the hair com
pellerls reply. II have many customers
BON sixteen to twenty-one, and even
= high as twenty-five, whom | treat
pecially for the growth Of the nous
ache. The youngest customers are
enxious to force the crop Of hair on
heir upper lip; the old ones find the
Fowth too scanty and are anxious to
nerease its luxuriance. In the latter
stance the seed pores have not been
pened or life has disappeared from the
NIB before it got q chance to sprout.
be easiest cases to handle, though, are
oung mea who want precocious nous
aehes. By feeding the hair roots, keep
K the soil moist and warm and the
pres open, 1 have found it possible in
nree months to give a sixteen or seven
een-year-older a very Rood-lookinR
noustache before the rest OF the face is
eadY for the touch Of the razor"
are tuefe many young ut dnNlQuS
" this labial decoration2"
You'd be surprised 10 know the num-
oer. have nov under treatment three
Eoung men from II local board ng school,
20 boys in one railroad office, the son
pa prominent operator on Change and
laergyman's boy. They come here reg
early every three weeks 10 have the
1rze clipped from their lips, which
rengthens the hair. No. ] do not use
be razor. II would pull the hair roots
ut ia the tender condition in which the
reatment leaves the flesh. A fine sharp
assors does the work"
What do you Charge them2'
Five dollars a bottle for the wash and
dollar for each clipping"
Do any OF the boys want side whis-
Eers?"
Il never had but one cal for them
nee / went into the business. A young
blow studying for the ministry came in
nd asked me IL could produce "A pair
blonde side-boards on his face. !
aid / could produce the hair, but Il
nlght not be exactly blonde. The hair
his head was red, and when | wouldn't
narantee 10 decorate his jawe with a
DIV tow he got up and lett. Oh, its
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A Reckless woman.
From Peck's Sun.

EAOA VI bAhs
"Well sir" said an engineer, as he
took a doughnut, ''all these accidents
occur just by people trying to be smart.
| have seen hundreds Of farmers who
would stop their teams far enough away
from a train, so there would be no dam
ger, but about one in ten acts as though
be owned the earth, and if he gets the
hind end Of his wagon over he thinks
he has achieved something remarkable.
| expect to kill a woman out here about
a hundred miles one of these days. She
drives an old black mare, ana think
she lays for a train. She sees the train
coming, and slaps the old mare with the
lines, and hurries o. the track, and the
old mare stops as though she was going
10 eat grass, and then the old lady looks
up at me In the cab window, through her
spectacles, slaps the old mare some
more, and she meanders OF the track
Just before | hit her, and the old lady
looks back at me as the engine whirlS
past, and my heart is in my mouth, and
she looks Just as though she thought |
was running that way just for fun, and
that ] am an impolite thing, because l
don't slack up for her. Some day the
marsh ont there is going TO have a show
or Of black mare and buggy wheels and
~spectaeles, and there will De Grape on
the old lady's door, and instead o: a sui
eide, the CORNER jury viii blame the
engineer, and her relatives viii sue the
company for damages.
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PSALMS.
lREVIHKDl


HEAR this, all ye people, and give
IL ear all ye invalids of the world,
hop Bitters will make you well and to
rejoice.
2. 1t shall cure all the people and put
sickness and suffering under foot.
3. Be thou not afraid when your fam
lily is sick, or you have Brights disease,
or Liver Complaint, for Hop Bitters will
cure you.
4. Both low and high, rich and poor
know the value OF FLOP Bitters for bilious,
nervous and Rheumatic complaints.
s. Cleanse me with Hop Bitters and
! shall have robust and blooming health.
6. Add disease upon disease and let
the worst come, l am safe If / use Hop
Bitters.
Z. For all my life have 1 been plagued
with sickness and sores, and not until a year
ago was l cured by Hop Bitters.
s. He that keepeth his bones from aoh-
ing from Rheumatism and Neuralgia, with
Hop Bitters. doeth wisely.
9. Though thou hast sores, pimples,
freckles, salt rheum, e~rysipelas, blood pois-
oHAnei yoe hoP Oiltee VIII fcuoNe bheh
all.
10. What woman is there, feeble and sick
from female complaints, who desireth not
health and useth Hop Bitters and is mace
well.
IL. Let not neglect to use hop Bitters
bring on serious Kidney and liver COM
plants.
II. Keep thy tongue from being furred,
thv blood pure, and thy stomach from indi-
gestion by using Hop Bitters.
ID. All my pains and aches and disease
go like chat before the wind when use
Hop Bitters.
IA. Mark the mar who was nearly dead
and gwen up by the doctors after using Hop
Bitters and becometh well.
is. Cease from worrying about nervous
ness, general debility, and urinary trouble,
tUr Hop Bitters will restore you.
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ConfessedIY the Best.

Valor has its pounds, which once trans
crossed pass iuts the domains OF vice. Equal
ly go has medical science its bounds Beyond
which lie the territories of quakery. Blu AL
lens Iron Tonic Bitters strikes the golden
mean and is confessedly the best tonic and
blood purifier known. All genuine bear the
signature of ]. P. Allen, st. Paul, Mimi.
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ing his name in q drama to be called Peck's
Bad Boy, or some similar name. Sully had
completed the play and was preparing for
its production. Peck is himself preparing q
plot Of 3 play to be known as Peck's Bad
Boy, and Atkinson, Of Atkinson's Jollities,
is to put q company on the road as soon as
be arrives from ENGLAND.
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Ely Brothers: We are selling more Of Ely's
Cream Balm than of all other Catarrh Rem
edies, can hardly keep supply on haRd. A.
Nichols OF this place says he suffered from
Catarrh for years. He purchased a bottle OF
your Cream Balm of us and it relieved him
more han anything he had before tried. He
is now almost cured and says you cannot
recommend it too highlY.-Evers Bros, In
dependence, Iowa.
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Perry Davis Pain Killer is an excellent
regulator of the stomach and bowels, and
should always be kept on hand, especially
at this season of the year, when so many
suffer from bowel complaints. There is
nothing 50 QUICK to relieve in attacks of
cholera.
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can recommend Ey's Cream
Balm 70 all Hay-Fever sufferers,
II being, in my opinion, found
ed upon experience aud . sune
cure 1 was afflicted with Hay
Fever for twenty.hv years, and
never before found permanent
relief. WEBSTER h. HAsKINs
Marshheld. Vt.
CREAM BALM VIII, when ap-
piled by the finger into the nos
trils, be absorbed. effectually
cleansing the nasal passages OF
catarrhal virus, causing healthy
secretons. II allays infiammAr
ton. protects the membranh
Innings of the head from coldsj
completely heals the sores and
restores the sense of taste and
smell. Beneficial results are
re alized BY a few applications.
A thorough treatment tciH ctSra
in the head. Agreeable to use.
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orge Peck OF Milwaukee, author OF the
Soy stories has sued out AN injunction
= United States oou-t At nastoni through
ATTORNEY, 10 restrain Dan suliy tom us
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CHARLoTTEvILLE VA-Mr. G. H. Hartman,
president ofthe Peoples bank, t~estiiies to the
value of Browns Iron Bitters for relieving in
digestion.
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The saloon OF Ellis q Lee at Walker
vile Mont, has been burned. Los s. 600,
partly insured.
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Charles Wheeler, a noted banker OF Phil
adelphia, dropped dead of heart disease.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

A granddaughter OF Robert Burns is q
pauper in London.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

Enrich and revitslize the blood by using
Browns Iron Bittsrs.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

The total losses in the storm district are
put at not less than 800, 900.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

ROUGH ON RArs"-Cears out rats, mice, hies,
reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. l5e.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

MARIANA, FLA.-Dr. Theo. West, says go
consider Browns Iron Bitters the best toni,
that is sold"
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

A s., 600 school building is to be erected
at Elk River.
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We recommend Wise's Axle Grease.

Ladies' and ohildrsn's boots and shoes cannot rur
over II Lyons Patent Heel Stifeners are used.
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Memo sana IN corpore sano (" "A sound mind In a
sound body" Is the trade marx of Aliens Brain Food,
and we assure our readers that If dissatisfied with
either weakness OF Brain or Bodily powers this rem
edy will permanently strengthen both. 81. At drug.
gists. or by mail from J. H. AIlen. 3l5 LIST Ave. Ny.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

Another steamboat will be placed on CleaI
Lake at Waseca next season.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

fure Cod Liver OIL made from selected liver.
vn ,ne seashore, BY CAsWKLL. HAZARD 4 Co. New
tork. Hls absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who
nave once taken 10 prefer il to ali others. PhysiciAns
market. ~
Chapped Hands. Pace. Pimpies, and rouVh
skin curel by using JUstPER Tar SOAP male bv
CAsWKLL, HAZARD h Co., New York.
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well 70 show up. Address for Circular and location
Of Western and Southern storehouses and Agents.
PIX. DEDERIcK q C0, Albany, N, Y.
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SKINNY MEN--wels' Heath Remover" restore
health and vIgor. cures dyspepsia. impotence. 81.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

Judge Hilton is going to build a hotel q
Long Branch larger than any there.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04

WELLS "RouaH on CoRNs@-i5c. Ask for 4
Complete, permanent cure. Corns. warts. bunioni
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-04
Paul du Chaillu is at work on . new bsoK
Viking Age.

BUcHU-PABALouick. complete cure, all annoy.
ing Kidney and Urinary Diseases. 81.
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Our remedies cure when Others fail, and
save money. We send them by mail. Write
for pamphlets. Agents wanted. Home
Health Co., Minneapolis, MINI.
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YOUNG MEN

Hoststter's Stomach
Bltfcrs. byIncrraslng
vital power and en-
dering the physical
functions regular
and active, keeps the
system 10 good work
ing rider, ADD pro
tects 1t against dis
ease For consupar
non. dyspepsia and
liver comp amt nerv
ddney and
rheumatic ailments,
il is invaluable. and
Il Affords . sure de-
fense against mala-
rial levers, besides
removing all traces
OF such disease from
the system.
For sale by all
Drucnis St. and Deal
ers generally
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PersonaI-Me1 Onlv.

TIT Voltalc Belt Co, Marshall, Mich, will send
d.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts aud
Electric Appliances on Trial fer thirty days to meu
young or oldlwho are afiictedwith nervous debility,
lost vitality aud kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration Of health and
is incurred, as thirty days trial Is allo we'd.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-11-11

c...,-hve. old stamp. it's nasty luck
Thst ends our friendship SO.
uhsn others failed you gamely stuck,
Rnt now you've got to 90.
O. here's food of honest tears,
Ard here An honest sigh
Goodbye old friend OF many years
Goodbye, old stamp, good bye.
Your life has been varied one,
with curious phases frauRhs-
Sometimes a check, sometimes dun,
Your daily coming brought;
Smiles to a waiting lovers face,
Tears tn mothers eye,
Or joy or pain to everv place
Goodbye, old stamp, goodbye
You bravely toiled, and better men
Will vouch FOR what say;
Although you have been licked. 'tvai
when
Your face was turned t'other way.
twas often in boz you got
(As yen will not deny
For going through the mails, ] vot-
Good bye, old stamp, goodbye!
Alb, in your last expiring breath
The tale of years is heard
And sounds Of voices hushed in death
A mothers dying word,
A maiden's answer, soft aud sweet,
A wife's regrefful sigh,
The patter Of a baby's feet
Good bye, old stamp, goodbye.
What wonder, then, that at this time,
When you and ! must part,
should aspire to speak in rhyme
The promp tinQs of my heart
Go. bide With all those nsem'ries dear
That live when others die
You've nobly served your purpose mere
Goodbye, old stamp, goodbye
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-11-11
PROBATE NOTICE.

1NERRIToRY OF WASHINGTON, COUNTY
l. OF King. SIN the Probate Court Of aas1
King County.
No. 2s7--In the matter OF the estate OF
Axsl HAnson. deceased.
Order to shew cause why decree OF djstribya-
ton should not be made.
On reading and fling the petition OF Rich
ard Jef's, administrator of the estate OF Axea
Hanson, deceased, setting forth that said es-
tste Is In proper condition 90 be closed, ana
that portion OF the res:dus OF said estate r.
mains TO be finally distributed among the per-
sons entitled:
1t 10 ordered that all persons interested In
the estate OF tho eaid Axel Hanson. de-
ceased, be aud appear before the Probate
Court OF King County, In Washington Terri
20 y, at the Court Room OF said Court, In the
city OF Seattle In said King County, ON
Monday, November 18th, 1888.
At II o'clock am, then and there 60 show.
c,use ~ any they hsvel why decree Of dis
tribution should not ba made OF the residue.
Of said estate among the p, rsous entitled &C.
cording to law.
And II Is further ordered thst a copy of this
order 10 show cause be published once each
week for four ~ successive weeks before the
said l2th day Of November. 1888, Ia the sesttie
WEEKLY Posr iSTEILrGEScEa, weekly newe-
p per printed and published 10 the city Of
Seattle In said Kim county.
Done In open Court, October .. 1883.
I. NJ. HALL.
Judge OF the Probate Court
King county. s..
I,I.M.Hsll, Judge and ex-ofncio CLERK OF the
Prob,fe Court Of said King county, do hereby
certify that the foregoing IL q full true and
correct copy OF an original order to STOW cause,
made by our ssid Probate Court, and enterc6
Of record. on the 9th aay Of October. 1888, In
the matter Of the estate Of Axel Hansen.
deceased.
In 'sstimony hereof have hereunto set
my hand and AFFIXED the seal OF Cur said Pro-
BE- Court this said 9th day Of october. 1880
l. M. HALL,
fsKALI Judge and ex-offcic Clerk
ocil I'd
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Notice to Creditors.

TNTHE DISTRICT COURT, HOLDING
1 terms at Seattle, in King county. WASH
ington Territory.
No. sisi-John G. Wright, insolvent vs.
his Creditors.
Territory of Washington, King county.
90.
Pursuant to an order of the Honorable
Roger 8. Greene. Judge Of the above en-
titled Court, notice Is hereby given to all
creditors Of the above named insolvent
John g. Wright, To be and appear before
the said Judge, at Seattle, King county.
Washington Territory. within thirty (s0)
days from the date of publication OF this
notice. towit, on the l7th day Of Novem
Der, A. ID. 1883, at II o'clock q. m. Of that
day. then and there TO show cause. II any
they can, why the prayer OF said ipsslven
should not be granted. an assignment
his estate made and he discharged from
his debts and liabilities. pursuant to the
statute in such case made and provided.
Ana in the meantime all proceedings
against said insolvent are 70 be stayed.
-, Witness my hand and the sea
sEAL- (of said Court this 5th day o
49, October, A. ID. lSSS
JANIS SEAvEY, Clerk.
BY JAMES r. CAss, Deputy. octl Aw
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-11-11

Who H. Il COOS just like a dove?
Who 10 Il that we dearly love-
The brightest blessing from above
The baby.
while nlent watch the angels keep,
who smiles 50 sveetly in his sleep,
And OF displays lie dimples deep?
The baby.
Who 10 IL keeps a. all avake
Throughout the night till day doth
break,
Because ID has stomach-ache
The baby.
When mamma goes outside the door,
Who IL il that doth madly roar,
And like 0. Twist, cries out fog more
Tbs baby.
Who is it swallows every pin,
Great chunks of glass and scraps of tin,
And then yelis all the time like sin +?
The baby.
Who Ia IL that may grow I'D mad,
And make his mother sick and sad,
Then thrash his kind. induleent dad ?
The baby.
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THE LITTLE WIDOW BRIGGS.
detroit Free Press.

A span of ponies attached to an emf
grant wagon, containing a woman and
three children and vaylous household
goods, halted on Grand River. avenue
yesterday TO have blacksmith set shoe
for one of she horses. AS the woman
seemed to be alone, or at least had no
man in sight. the smith asked:
"Old man sick?'
"No, sir; l Buried him up the country
year ago."
"Then yoI are widow"
81 reckon ! am, aul my name is
Briggs"
(which way are you jocgin9?"
"Going southwest = maybe into In
diana"
SCOT sick of Michigan?' continued
the smith as he pared away at the horses
hoof.
"Well, the State is g,,od enough" che
slowly answered. "Some mighty fine
pland good schools and tolerable weather.
but had to get ont of where ] was.
lost a pound q week right along tor the
last three weeks"
"Aguef'
"Hunph! I'd like to zee the ague up.
Get as! No. sir! My husband wasn't
CoSo UoAOSo unO oiA oneS VI tnosx HakC
and it wasn't a month before | had
three Of 'em. Why, it wasn't si1
months before their tracks were 81
thick around my house A. cat trails on
the snow"
"Had your pick. eh?'
"Pick! ] oould have married any
body. from my hired man up to char
who owned q section of land and foul
sawmiiis, They came singiy and II
droves. They came by day and by
night"
"And YOU your
"Say, you.' she exclaimed az she drew
herself up: " do look like az idiots'
mo. ma'am."
"Well. when fling my three children
at the head of second husband ant
give up the $500 in cash in my pocke
yen can call me an idiot. No, sir.
repealed 'em.'
land they Rot:'
"They had to. Susan. hand me tina
second husband repeller: it's In the bacl
end of the wagon"
The Girl hunted around and fished ~
| A hickory o ub four feet long, and ia,
woman held 1t ont for inspection ant
| said:
There's hairs of six different color
sticking in the splintsrs. and these bloos
stains are the pure quill. You can judR
whether they sat there and made love o
tore down the front fence in their hrrr.
to reach the woods.
by George.' said the smith, after
long inspection. We'll, / guess yo'
don't want to marry"
"K'rect, sir. 4 you have any oil,
vidowsrs in this town, or II you knos
any one between here and Indiana wh
wants headache that will last all ~int<
without any letting up. just put 'sra q
to begin TO ask me II my heart don
yesyn for love and my soui rattle aroun'
Tor sonse one To call me darling
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-11-11
RESTRAINING ORDER.

TN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR TIKI
/ Third Judicial District OF Washington
Territory, holdin & terms ct Seattle.
liam Mills, piaintif, W. Miehgel
Murphy and William 8. Stewart, partners
doing business nnder the name and style OF
Murphy AID Stewart, defendants
1t . pesring BY afadavit that the defend.
ants in this sction, or their agents, have iu
their possession, or under their control war.
rant No. $50, issued by the city Of Seattle upon
its Treasurer, for the sum Of Sl72l .26. and
that said defendants are threatening and are
ab ut to remove and di pose Of the same with
intent to defraud their creditors;
tits therefore considered, an judged and
decreed that said defendants, and each Of
them, their agents and attorneys, and oil other
persons, b., sni they are hereby enjcined and
restrained from dealing in. disposing OF or
removing said warrant until the further order
o. this Court, and that this order be pub
l1sned for four consecutive weeks In the
WEEKLY POST IsrELLIGEScRR. published and
printed In the city Of Seattle.
JOHN p. H0YT,
Associate Justice Of the supreme Cour, OF
Washington Territory and Judge Of tho
Second District Their Of.
Territory OF WashinRton, county Of King.
50 ], James Seavey, CLERK of the District
Court of the Third Judicial District, Wash.
! gton Territory, hoidir g terms at Seattle, in
King county, for the counties Of King and
ki'eap, do hereby certify the foregoing to be
Q true, full and correct transcript Of the re-
strsining order In above entitled cause, as the
same now appears on hle In my office.
Witbess my hand and the seal Of
SEAL. the said Court, at a. attic, this, the
~~' 9th day Of September. 4. D 1883.
By JAyEs Fs cAss, Deputy. oc4 4w
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Why can not English girls be taught
to move, walk. stand, and even iau0h !
Even il they manage TO enter a room
with ease and self- possession, they lack
that Gift OF grace that when IL il not ma
tural, can be very well initiated by train
inR. As outstanding at ease" not one
Enplishwoman in fifty can do 1t. They
are given to resting their weight on one
foot, and then transferring It to the
other.
A little training would show them
that II is much less fatisuing, and in
comparably more graceful to balance the
weight equally upon both. 1t would not
then DO necessary 10 balance the head
upon one side, 20 though they bad
brought ont some one else in mistake.
As to laughing. how seldom. except on
the stage. do We hear q really musical
laugh. Some girls make dreadful gri-
macee when they laugh. A little edu-
cation in she art would not make then
LAUGHTER artificial. and they would surely
ENJOY il all the more II they could rear
izs that they might INDULGE Ia mirth
without making themselves look 80 very
uolv, "a il occasionally the cas-.
III runs ia families sometimes 10 uis,
tor, their ouuEteusnc~s in laughter.
know fsmils who laugh great deal
Their eyes always shut mp when they
| do 10. and il il tue funniest thing wnef
one dimes With them, and somesninf
amusu,, il said, 10 look around the "a
ME aud see exactly tue same disforfioi
on every face. There is not IN eye lei,
IN tn. faniily. Three sisters wlom
know snox qaite half en- inch OF pail
mink rum wnen they laugh la trei
! prgs-nc~. ike Wendell Ho.mes. "cn.
never dsres 10 be as funny IS one cir,
for fear OF seeing tlis appalling tripi'
vis;ou of gums. A little training II
ehilahood would make their sanehter !.
nIsas.ut thing 70 look ats for they al
havs pretty little square teeth, yer.
white and even.