Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-01-25
PITH AND PoIs'F.

To YOUNG married nl9n; If yoTr
wife insists on making the fro is le
morning, Why be indulgent and .os Ter.
Never thwart your wile's wishes.
one Of the sweetest picture 7a
mest1c economy is u poet blacl
white stocking so that L wons
through the fssure in his boots
"YoU see, my friend, this turtle ne
OF the wonders OF creation-lle ~: IL
es the best combs that are made ana yet
he cannot Use one, Is lie liss..
hair to comb.
"THE only lady that ever im9e
me much, said an old bachelor 2
30O-pound woman, who was stsn.lie -
car anl hen the car turned @ CIR
f. me"
raMe little Ciciarati
irt received q scoiQa.g
ma, wish I'd eter
l,y, Charley?" Well
: aa a better boy"
= tout.rcar-old girl did not
ohcT w i he2 mother first called 50
her mother spoke rather sharply. size
she came IN and said: Mamma, I've
been very kind to you to-day, ana
don't want you to speak quito 50 l.r
to me-"
"To-NoEEow IS Sunday, isn't it, NAM
MAJ" Eyes, dear" "1Iayn'5 I play
with the cards and build castles 18th
them?" Certainly not, dear" 4BHt
mamma, mightn't I play with tho
prayerbooks, you know, II baild q
church with them ?"
"LITTLE girl, DO you know whose
house this is?" asked a solemn
looking old man of bright child seated
on the church steps. eyes, sir, it's
Gods, but He amt in," she added, IS
the old gentleman was about to walk mp
the steps; "and His agents gone to
Europe"
"PA, I wish I had young elephant"
said little Austin boy to his father.
"What do you want an elephant sc-:"
II read that they lived to be $50 years
old, so thought would like to get q
young one and keep it, just to find out
if they really lived that long.-TerG&
SJtiaags.
AT recent divorce trial the wife was
asked question to which she made the
following reply: when Z was first
mari i 1.&s 50 jealous of my husband
THAI J t.";t'45 every woman I saw
wauted in, AID now I wonder how I
ever nd have been such fool as to
have i:ll '.aysclf."
Z "AND OF, ~ tie By, my son tells ne
you don't make his shirt collars stiff
enough. Hes in the Guards, you know,
and they go in for being very parton
lar" "Well, mama, all I can say is,
I've got a son in the Guards myself, and
[ alters washes for i'm when he comes
'ome, and he don'tmake no complaints"
"SEE here" said a fault-fnding hus-
band, eve must have things arranged in
this house so that we shall know where
everything is kept" with all my
heart" sweetly answered his wife, and
let us begin with your late hours, my
love. I should dearly love to know
where they are kept" He let things
run on as usual.
"No; I haven't known you long
enough" she said, bashfully, shrinking
away from him into one corner of the
sofa, and elevating her elbows in an at
titude of self-defense. Besides, I've
been eating peaches, and my lips are all
sticky" Nevertheless, the daring youth
kissed her. Whether the nerce fires OF
resentment were kindled in her gentle
bosom nobody Will ever know, but what
she said was of you say so, I'll go up
stairs and wash them"
LITTLE Tommy had just got through
having a joint discussion with hisfather
III which the former rather got the worst
OF it. He retired to the-end of the gal
lery, buried his face in his hands, and
seemed oblivious to his surroundings.
Tommy, come IN to your supper" No
answer Tommy, supper is ready.
Come Or, now, quick" Still no re-
Spouse. What's the matter, Tommy,
are you sick 2" NO, is sulkin'" Teras
Sift.HGS.