Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-11-09
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.

How a Body of Politicians Were Re-
vived and Discovered Something Valu-
able.
The Tammany excursion to the late
State Convention at Buffalo were sur
prised on their return trip last Friday by
the introduction into their midst Of two
attractive-lOOking cases marked in bold,
running hand. .sTlppecanOe." This la
comic inscription somewhat troubled the
placid breasts of thG leading district lead
ers, who were on the alert TO capture the
scaIps of tagging county delegates, IN re-
taliatiOn for their appropriatlng ram
many's thunder.
AS the train steamed out Of the ROches-
ter depot Young man gently touched
the shoulder of Hon. JOnn Kelly and ges-
uculated in the direction Of the cases
aforesaid. Mr.. Kelly at once took III the
situation. and. linking the arm of the
young man, went forth to investigate the
secret of the mysterious boxes.
'sTfppecanOew exclaimed the well
known leader. "Why, | knew him and
Tyler. too"
Yes calculated delegate Plunkett,
'swe were bosom friends. Tip. was good
old soul, and so was Tyler, too"
These bursts of eXtempOre wit had the
effect Of bringing the different delegates
to their feet, and one and all let loose
their fund Of pungency upon the ''Ilppe-
canoe" cases.
Lets open them:' suggested a dele
gate: and in the space of tifty-seyen and
One-half seconds the contents Of the cases
were undergoing critical analysis, when
it was found that "Tippecanoe" was a
preparation far superior TO any Oltters
now, or ever known 10 the public. As the
delegates slaked their assimilated thirsts,
they one and all praised 'IlpIecanoe"
and Tyler, too, while complimentary re-
marks were made by such adopts as the
Hon. John Kelly, Geo. W. Plunkett, VIM.
FL. HulIihan. Senator TFeanOr. and many
others. 1t was generally conceded that
| ssTippecanOe' had the effect of infuslng
new life and energy in the ranks OF the
| assembled warriors and clearing their IN
| tellects after the very severe physical and
| mental strain incident to the cOnYen-
| ton, so that while II was considered at
| first simply palatable drink, it proved
| to be a preparation which not only re-
| freshed, but was unquesUOnably the best
| remedy known for dyspepsia, mal-assimI-
| latiOn Of food. stomach disorders, general
| functional arrangements, constipation.
| tired feelings, malaria, blood disorders,
| skin eruptiOns, loss Of energy, feeble APP
petite, bilious headache, etc. The CON-
| bination of delicious drink with Won
! derfully efficient remedy is as gratifying
| as it is rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
| the new preparation which is being intro
| duced to the public, and is certain to SUI
| percede all ''bitters,' is taken from the
| New York StQBddrd OF recent issue.
''TippecanOe" is prepared by Mr.. II. II.
| Warner, Of Rochester, y. u, who is
known TO every man, woman and child in
the land as proprietor Of Warmers Safe
I 4 In rsc Gof "a /. /
ney and Liver Cure. In addition also to
''TippecanOe," Mr.. Warner is just intro
! ducing Safe Rheumatic Cure, which he
personally guarantees to cure 80 per cent.
| Of all rheumatic affections. The pOpu-
! larity of the Safe Cure, together with
| the high personal standing of Mr..
I Warner, makes this the most complete
| and responsible guarantee possible.
| The peculiar name of "TippecanOe'
| is, as we learn, adopted to prevent the
| fraudulent limitations which always fol-
| low meritOriOus articles. Its principal
| ingredients were used by the Harrison
| family in those early days, and became
| famous tor efficiency at that time. The
| terrible revelations made by modern
| health statistics indicate that something
must be done to check the ravages of dis
ease and stop untimely deaths. Thous-
ands of persons are dying annually from
| no other cause than thOughtless neglect.
The slight symptoms Of uneasiness,
headaches, constipation, stomach de-
rangements, mal-assimilatlon of food and
other similar troubles are often consider
ed of too little importance to require at
tention or treatment, They are therefore
permitted to continue until the health Is
broken, the constitution wrecked and the
life exhausted, when by timely use of
the right remedy health might be secured
and life prolonged.