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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-08-08
LAKE FORREST
UNIVERSITY

COLLEGE. Three courses. Training thorough
and comprehensive, under professors of progress
i've and productive minds. Special attention to
naming for the ministry. Examine for yourselves.
ACADEMY Classical and English Offers the
best training foE college and business.
FERRY HALL.-Seminary for ladies only. Tn.
surpassed in solid aud ornamental branches.
Year begins Sept. II, 1883. Apply to
PRES. GREGORY, LAKE FORREST, ILL.
july-l3d2m
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perK ISLAND 4 PEORIA RAILWAY.
-.nnnrrsr RorrE Ia zee EAsT An wEsrl

Tntll5 D. m. train makes close Connection
AZ IiaIya with the C. b. Il O. for points west; ar
irving al Galesburg at 4;25 p m Burlington o;4o
n, krokuk 1925 p. IN. Quincy 1O:05 p. m;
i-o mai mig close connection at Peoria with l. b.
& ", aud 4. P II W, roads for all points east
md soati.
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ROCK ISLAND 4 MERCER co., H. R.
Kick ISLAND 4 PRORIA.
RAILW .A-Y.
SHORTEST ROUTE TO THE
EAST AND SOUTH


Trains leave Rock Island
IOOu. N. Way Freight.
SIS " Fast Express
l4u D. H. Mail and Express
$50 e. Through Freight and Accommodation,
Trains arrive at Rock Island:
28Oa. m Through Freight and Accommodation.
y IS D. IA. Mail and Express.
$40 - Fast Express.
400 Way Freight.
The FAST EXPRESS, leaving Rock Island al o.30
; m arrives ut Peoria 1920 p. m, at Sprlngheld
I y D. m. ut Decatur 4.00p. m. Jacksonville ~
p. m, Alton Z. ~ p. m, ~ Louis sis p m ana
Terre llaute 11.55 p. m, THE SANE DAY. Making
this the Hest and QUICKEST route TO all points
southeast.
The I.8J p. IN. train makes close connection at
Galya with {. s. Il q. for points west; arriving III
i,alrsburg at 4I5 D. M. at Burlington 6.4O p m. ut
Npokuk 10 - p. m, and at Quincy lO.O5 p M.
Arrivin. at Peoria at go p IN, making close
connections with the |. b. & w. and Il. T. W .
for Indianapolis connecting there with all last
rains for the east and south.
sx-FAS'T TINE SURE CONNECTIONS. and
rates as low as by any other route.
4. II. CABLE, A. n. MORI0N,
GenV Supt, GenI Tiki. Agt.
The t 50 D. IN. Accommodation leaves every DAY
.vrcut sunday.
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STlLWELL.'S
SPECIFIC
CURES
KIDNEY AND LIVER
DISEASE.

Cures Kidney and Liver Disease when all
else fails. Its action on the system is quick
and lasting
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BRIGHT'S DISEASE.

This dreaded kidney complaint that has
been increasing at the rate of 800 per cent.
year is cured by stilwell's SPECIFIC.
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RHEUMATISM.

Stone in Bladder, inflammation Of Kidney
and Liver Loss of Memory, Loss of Appetite,
and all Kidney and Liver Complaints, is
cured by Sti1welTs Specific. Price $1,0o.
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MALARIA.

Stilwells Specific taken in connection
with Specific Pills breaks up chills and
fever expels the poison that causes Malaria,
removes the sallow appearance and restores
the apDetita
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MI. M, CORBETT,

ATTORNEY ATLAW, Solicitor in Chaneery and
Il Notary Public, Abstracts, Loans aud eollec-
tons. o1lce, Buford's Block, I'd avenue over
Bakers Jewelry store. noV-b-dly
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apl 27-dwly
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The use of the term
"Short Line" in competition
with the corporate name OF
IA grert road, conveys an
idea Of just what is requir'
ed by the travelling public
n Short Line, QnicE Time
and the Best OF accommo-
of which are
{ railway in America,
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The St. Louis Republican puts forth
this sensible article touching the use of
term which is generally misunderstood
NV a LARGE norton of readers.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1883-11-03
HOME AND FARM.

"A delicatesway to vary the invalid's
daily toast is to heat little clear, sweet
cream and dip the toast into it.-M Y.
Post
Spice Cakes: One cup butter, one
81, sugar. one-half cup molasses, one tea
spoonful cinnamon, one of ginger, one
Of carraway seed, nutmeg, one spoonful
soda, flour to roll.-N. r Times.
"A gill Of strong green tea is said to
be aspecific for sheep poisoned sbyseat-
ing laurel. A farmer who has used
this remedy many years says he has
saved hundreds of sheep by it.-Er-
change. yfF
Butter Pie: Cover the pie-plate with
crust as for custard pie; take piece of
butter the size of an egg, one cup of SUI
gar, one cup sweet cream, one teaspoon
full flour; mix butter, -four and sugar
together, add cream, bake till brown =
Detroit Post.
Fruit growers should remember
that black knot on the plum is most eff
fectually cured by prompt use of the
knife, cutting away all diseased parts,
which should be burned. Cut below
the affected portions. If neglected loss
of the tree will surely follow Cincins-
natl Times.
Imperfect sweet apples, which are
not suitable to bake whole, may be
made delicious dish. Pare and slice
the best part of the apples, put them in
apudding-dish, add enough water to
cover them; when tender serve with
sugar and cream.
"A correspondent of the Country
Gentleman says "a heavy crop Of clo-
yer is sure death to daisies. They seem
to be smothered by the ranker growth
ofcloveF, and fail TO mature their Seeds
In field where there is a growth of
daisies generous use of fertilizers, es-
pecially of barnyard manure, and keep
ing the field seeded to clover, using an
extra quantity of seed for this purpose,
and breaking up every two years, culti-
waiting for awhile and again seeding to
clover thickly, will finally eradicate the
daisies.'
--Hearken to me now, all lovers of
good things. Make a layer cake after
this rule One-half cup of butter, two
cups Of sugar, the whites of four eggs,
one cup of sweet milk, two small tea
spoonfuls of baking powder, and three
cups of sifted flour; bake in layers;
spread between these layers peaches cut
in very Finishes; then pour over these
sweet cream whipped 10 a stiff froth
and sweetened with pulverized sugar.
OF course this cake will not keep, but
should be made the day it is to be eaten,
and it is better not to put the peaches
and cream in until little while before
the cake is to be served. NJ Y. Post.
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Her First Specs.

Awoman who looked as if she had
been q long time in this vale of tears,
went into a popular and fashionable
jewelry establishment on Jefferson ave-
nue. and said:
II want pair of specs. +"
t"Ths way said an obliging clerk
with his hair parted in the middle, and
he led her up a flight of stairs into a
long room where space was reserved for
optical purposes, A small, nervous
looking man at once surrounded her.
''Sit here, he said, placing q chair
for her and hanging up an A, B, G card
in front of her, Elk your eyes on
that.n
Il amt going to have my picture
taken, said the woman, tartly.
Certainly not, madam; You wish to
renew your eyesight. just tell me what
you can see on that card, 9-7-1O. Do
you follow mep''
Just let me have my par'sol and I'll
foller yc. i didn't come here to be made
fun of, ] kin read Rndwrite as we'll as
you kin, and count, too. want a pair
of specs.
Exactly, but l should recommend
Wv S'"SsSS VIVA SuSiA u muse as yours,
MADAME t
whats the matter with my nose,
heypl II 1t amt much of = nose, you
amt goin' to poke fun at it,"
'.lt's beautiful nose, said the Oh.
tician, firmly, land would adorn a
handsome pair of eyeglasses. Willyou
kindly look at this circle Of linesp Dc
they all appear to be of the same
3 Pear to be9 they ar all of a size;
no foolin', young man.
Certainly not, madam; if the circles
appear to be all Of one size your eyes
are not deformed y
.'Deformed Good graciousl who said
my eyes were deformedp If ever /
heard of the like. 2Illi ii.
''You see, madam, we are compelled
TO test the optic nerve and determine il
the person has presbyopia -n
mo, sir, I'm Baptist, and / won't
stay here TO be insulted-n
You misunderstood me, madam; Il
you are afflicted with hypomeopia in
either eve III
Look here, young man, " said the
woman, tlercely, II dare sayyou think
-y'ou Know a lot, but want q pair OF
Iilpecs; amt as young as used to be,
Ind"
''0h, yes, interrupted the rash OPP.
blcian. Il see you are getting old and
But he never finished the sentence.
When the woman came out of the store
she was trying to straighten out the ribs
of her parasol, and muttering to her
self:
"Old, indeed! I've ruined two-dol
lar parasol, but / haven't lived all these
long years to be insnlted by being called
old! I'll find some hardware store
whore they speak English to get my
specs Of. Old the impertinentihingl"
= Perez aAt aad gfibEasl
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eNo. / never was frightened but once
iHmy life, and you will laugh when l
tell YOU how il happened. i have been
u some mighty ticklish places, as YOU
know, but never knew before what
kind OF q feeling il WIS to have the cold
lchiils run up my backbone, making my
teeth chatter q thousand times minute
and my knees knock together like pair
of drumsticks. The speaker was +. s.
Wilson, the submarine diver. The oc-
casion was when he descended to find
out what had caused the wreck of a large
lake steamer. ''When reached fifty
feet" he said, II began to feel the
pressure considerably But this was
nothing, for had been below that depth
a number of times. Sixty feet, seventy,
eightYl Great Cmsarl where was IP 1t
was darker than pitch, and couldn't
see an inch before the glass in my he'll
met. thrust out my arms and touched
something cold and hard, which seemed
to be all around me. At first imagined
that had gotten into aBig. hOlein some
way, but just what kind of hole /
couldn't say / climbed up a little, but
my cylindrical tomb still surrounded
tAASs - SAAhiDSa tpbA vi iAlCOu I6tb luE-
Their down, and It was the same. Stories
Of extinct species of immense and hor-
rible sea-serpents that were still found
in the ocean began to float through my
mind, and felt my hair begin 60 rise q
little as thought that possibly / had got
ten into one of their dens. Z
"'By the shades ofmy fathers, l must
get out Of here, said |, and | yanked
that signal rope to come up for all was
worth. Up / went, and when was
pulled up on the scow aud my helmet
taken off was met with loud burst of
laughter from every side. Whats the
matterP' asked |, trying to look uncon-
cerned. oh, nothin', Tom, except we
guess you got down the smoke-stack BY
mistake, didn't youg' said the other
divers. l looked down ut myself and,
sure enough, was caked over with SCOT
from head to foot. well, yes L re-
piled, that ladder fell in the wrong
place and didn't find it out till / had
gotten down a step or two. But hand
her up. said /, bravely, and we will
try 1t again" They suspected that |
was little scared. | guess, but I tried
mighty hard TO make them think differ
entity So, assuming an off-hand man
ner, began the descent again. This
time ! steered clear Of the smoke-stack
and accomplished the task that had
been assigned to me-" = Cleveland
Leader. E.
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TEs first whistle.

The story Of the first steam whistlSen
the Missouri River is amusing. Tim
PRODUCTION dates back to 1874. Atnas
time the settlers on the Missouri aver
We're iii the habit OF making r%uiar
YEARLY visits to st. Louis to dotnelr
trading for themselves and Nends.
They were not provided with dfly IN
tercourse with the outside VOID, and
many who lived back from the rvor sell
dom. IL ever, saw steambot more
than once year. It happeaed that
during the fall Of 1874 the NV steam.
boat Lexington started up tie MISSOURI
River, loaded down TO the GUARDS WY
freight. Ia
ME steamer was provided With
steam whistle-the first used on fne
Missouri River-and rs it happenE ~ =,
one knew about it except Warneyw.s.n.oD'
was wag and q lover Of jokeL nc
night after leaving st. Louis ~ Ras 7.
sengers were collected togethet Prey ~
cards flor fun in the cabin, ~ iou, -"
talk turned upon steamboat tpiosions'
then very common. -ho.4.,y
II feel perfectly seieSI{ .n n,.,s UV'''
nid-xuAnr.ar.. be -dealt' " ~ u .ss,
"Whyp" inquired ta.n sn ~ 4. Pl = los..
"WhyP" echoed ess - ING Ooili-
pany.
II viii tell YOU said the T y,,l4,.
carefully etudyin cards. This
b0at Is ,,,, SiJ. a new patent
safety valve ii, ;dotifies passengers
On BOARD ~ about TO blow up.
Fhis 4 or,.,., 80 makes q most una
earfblv noIaa when you hear it, it
Is time to get < AT OF jump oserT'
board. y
Notw;4ist. Il the fact that Warner
told his storvih the most solemn and
earnest ~, c 7oT .9ance, some were skepti-
cal No Wy 3 5wever, with the planter.
Next MARI when the Lexington was
gten,,,;nr Ihe long, straight stretch
Of river i, below Washingtons Mo-,
the nasses2lrs were at breakfast. The
meal Z. been called, and all were
busilv jagged in doing Justice to the
kind oeeals they were accustomed to
serve steamboats, in those DAYS.
Suidsy the whistle commenced TO
bfowAe first time on the trip. The
nassgers looked at each other a mo-
men and horror and dismay spread
0ve3lieir faces. The first man to real-
izeshe situation and act was Y0cum,
tB pl{nter, who with hair erect and
nanch4l face, jumped up. crying as he
pulled bYer one after another Of the
passengers.
'sRsE run for your lives; the thing
Is gOiflE to bust. Come with me, and
letsske ourselves.n
OF curse there was a stampede for
the rdr Of the boat, and it was only by
the e'ertions Of some of the crew that
HE Yore excited were restrained from
iunbing into the river. Kansas CITY
S1nk
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Mr.. Jones and tho Tea Gown.

..:t. 1..,,,,.
AS MI. jones was y, w .li,s, alfily u1mn
WoodwaEa avenue e, tne o.her Jay g., sMing y,
ing MS enc an,. 'i,lowins ous n.9 on ,se
In militAry style, ne saw pIgs.y w.
man iga tea gown, anu !. hcaiiy Iloso
him Igshelc. IIesly woinen no n''u $50 soun
oitegenC ugn, pue u = .es gow =, n 49, -,
IhH was Plllk anu huny' !. no"'eu iooso
Irqn tne siiouiucis anu ony 49, $3.50. az
,1.''u .lsmt - my ao,e T,nas NOS
s,,e s1" 49,, - ga - POI. 10 sow AZ
= ~. t.o ~ aoau - ,.aal S;,,doraI1s
lelll ~ 'i,e 10" 49, n,Ia. - I;te on
aalta II he cow ooa,,ott;sb ,no,n;,o !.
1900 jo1w my oo o,w,,s fsSh;on with blns
n oI .'i ~ aown SyPI. y eonlJ NJ soc ba,
80 49, h ~ 0 ba haJ - douht tbat +h,s wss
a So,a Ja' or;rl .~ho os v;s;t;n@ at Saw.
lyse,y ~ - ,wh hU Mrs. Iones had been
sea az ~. % aoL nast and ha new
.%sins - = ~ r1s s.,,.;,,.;or 20 4.
'''I ~ Az 4D,,s'd - ;au,,t;It, and as bo
IA - d', "J s' LH,. y ,vas hoso-
~, ~ H. an,,,d go thro,rh tho
la4e. - .o;1 800 ,;,s,j;r arn,syd , t
.ahe1J1 - ,,,s ID ~. haIdl,,
NJ 2 -, 81 . , E -S y
any ~. vGuE e ac,,.lod. .hon she s+oo,,oa
nG a SnU sU .,;s H. nd M, v daintn
~ ' ,s'ea.,od 4, biant a,il I'LL .slcs,o ON
.ha III, 1 80. .,',, - 0 gin sgSsS W
'"e e. r.. ~ SapoaS !, ,,,l,;s,aod To,,as
..n;..;s,a - la.,, 49, ~ ,,1t
ya ny we 1s~ N T IN t1 RS
,,,o,.taI s,,i,a, s,,hera h,,t o,,. so,,ls
nv ,I' .n S H.. =; A. gotia
,,a 10" da 800 Iea e ~, NJ, osn sweet one
49, so go q. ~ 80 ~.
olv ieaneu. Sliu soge.neL Iney sa1eu
iht0 the Deau.,sss VI thaC snop WINDOW
anu !. aqilllseu US cns9iilos, AlS tne iew
, ~ ,woEus sue wllls Pereu ~ repty "
{ I. ~ purnln eiotuence yn ,!,H o, MN
~ ant i! i.liSl sl,louSlfs any Alho Siifer
WIS., ..Hsi ne as is. no. ioT more more, ~ I,
taske on tlias naIeaus Sei,' SNOW
YOU ars young anu neautilui, me, was
gong 70 say Wy we toiu la1 ", put
ne suiun I'VE lea'ss lnIo tnose pei
iece 0rps, les me gaze on that matchless
check, lou nave conc ., i ueIeu u nearV nc
woman eyer louc s peIore. LeG me y
see your peioVeu iace' SWEEP creature
one took on her ven ana lor one
pilssIul IloInenI ne gazeu INTO tne Iace
ot me only Moulan nc n'su ever Iofess.
MARIA ne eXciaimeu, you ough'
70 .De ashamed Oh yourseul MAS
queraung yoursell on tne soreets ID
Dro1u uaytlghI "a suen y ulsgsraceiu,
I'm
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a PoL1CElIAN,s puTY.

Policeman Ed K. HEATH, 20 North Street, Port.
land. Me-, May H. 1858, writes;
Il have been troubl ID for good many years with
Inflammation of the bladder dating far back dur
ing the tinlc wasin the nrfnyi suffered with dull
heavy pains In the back and kdnoys too intense for
me to describe, and tried several remedies that were
recommended, and was examined by one OF our best
physicians, who pronounced it Inflammation of the
bladder; andl wentto the hospital for treatment, but
nl medicine and treatment had seemed to fail. was
recommended to try Hunts Remedy, as 1t had been
used in several such here in Portland and vcini-
~. purchased bottle at Smiths drug store here,
and found after using the first bottle that it relieved
me greatly and after using several bottles found that
1t did good than all oher medicines and treat
mcnt have received combined. And to add to my
good opinion of Hunts Remedy beg to state in clos
ing that my wife has been for long time troubled with
a weakness and Inflammation of the bladder, with
complication of other diseases peculiar to women.
After using only two bottles she has been completely
cured and say that my wife is loud IN praise Of
this wonderful medicine, and would highly recon-
mend to all who are suffering from kidney diseases
or diseases of the bladder"
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A CONGRESSMAN speaking one day,
Got lame in his jaw, they do say,
With the ache he was toiling,
But st. Jacobs Oling,
He said was worth all his pay.
Ths champion driver Dan Mace,
Who never was left" in a race,
Says for GUS and sprains,
And all bodily pains,
st. Jacobs Oil holds the first place.
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I CHEERFULLY ADD my testimony TO tho
value of Ely's Cream Balm as specific in
the case of one in our family, who has been
seriously debilitated with Catarrh for the
past eight years, having tried Intellectually
other medicines and several speciality doc
tors in Boston. She improved at once under
this discovery, and has gained her health
and hearing, which had been considered
incurable. ROBERT w. MERRILL, Secre-
tary OF the Phoenix Manufacturing Co..
Grand Haven, Mich.
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The genuine Rough on CoIns" is ma1o
only by E. S, Wells proprietor of " Rough
on Rats"), and has laughing face of a man
on labels. 15c aud 25c bottles.
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Dr.. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Str
Your "Golden Medical Discovery" and
"Purgative Pellets" havo cured my daugn-
ter of scrosul nus swell ings and open sores
about the neck; and your "Favorite Pre-
scrip ion" has accomplished wonders in
restoring 10 health my wife who had been
bed-fast for eight months from Female
Weakness. am with grateful feelings,
yours truly, T. H. LONG, Galveston, Texas.
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"GoLDEN Medical Discovery" is war
ranted to cleanse the blood from all inn
purities, from whatever cause arising. For
scrofIila, sores of all kinds, skin and blood
diseases, its effects are marvellous. Thou
sands of Testimonials from all parts. Send
stamp for pamphlet on skin Diseases Adj
dress WoRLD's DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AS
ISOLATION. Buffalo. N. Y.
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THE English Lord Chief Justice has been
cordially received, but what will he say to
our coal-ridge, the Alleghenies.-Pitts
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II your dining-room is made cool and
siry. how is your chambermaid ?-C Chicago
TTibune
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TAMPIco, TENN,-Rev. d. F. Manly says:
" browns Iron Bitters relieved me of indi.
gestion and nervousness after physicians
failedU
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weighed from 100 TO 300 pountlSl Bluilit.
e.,eh. and stood seven feet / ish 49,. ',stiee,
Their first crop Of feathers will b. lisItiou
duenext seara In about two years Mbly he
.s ~ NOV ,Ssslse,e,, sa' als M Chicag
his exs,eFiaIslIt IL valuable. III rss Iartm. Is,
son II the new dehl i may oleltd Of the Cl.icag
lel,tsrpflse, IT'S wasehvu Nth Y wear numhe
INTERESTS. - esz
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Don't Die in the House. Trough on Rats"
clears out rats, mice, flies, reaches, bed-bugs. 15c
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HUNTSVILLE, ALA.-Dr. J. G. Spotswood
says: +" highly recommend Browns Iron
Bitters for dyspepsia, rheumatism and
general debility"
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VIGoR, strength and health, all obtained
by using Browns Iron Bitters.
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NO MATERIAL CHANGE.

This is to certify that have used Hunts Remedy for
the kidney complaint and derived much benefit from
its use.
have been aflicted about one year, and received
treatment from the local ihyscians and used num-
Der of so called specifics without any materialhelp
am happy to say, after using three bottles of Hunts
Remedy. / was completely cured.
Incver fail to recommend 1T and you are at liberty
to use my name In any manner you may desire.
JOHN W. JOHNSTON.
NoRwIoH, CONN. May y 1888
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"'TIs better to have loved and lost than"
to have married and then have the girl
sour on you.-N. Y Graphic.
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Colden's Liquid Beef Tonic
Promotes digestion in females of delicate
health. Colden's, no other, Of druggists.
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Skinny Men. "Wells' Health REVIEWERS
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia
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GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners for those
new booLs or shoes before you run them over.
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Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad
der Complaints, cured by ''Buchu-Paiba." 81
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PhOtOgraphins Letters.

1.-THE oldest customer, said the pho
tographer, II ever had, was Tennes-
sean who came in and had himself taken
with a sign across his chest, ON which
was printed, in large letters:
I y. OK 1'sis ave-
The father Of thirtY-four Children
As'He was in sober earnest, and want
8 nifty copies. He was dumb-founded
, by way of q joke, / showed
~ he negative, on which the sign
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Look out for Frauds !

ga BIRD in the hand is worth" all you
can get for it.
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" Fair Girl Graduates. >,

"FaIr Girl Graduates,"
Whose sedentary lives increase those trou-
bles peculiar to women, should use DR..
Pierce's " Favorite Prescription" which is
an unfailing remedy. Sold by druggists.
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WE should think there would be con-
tinued row in book-bindery, there are so
many ruiers.-BOstOn Post.
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A PIANO ccompaniment-Th stool.-N.
Y World
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ABSENCE makes the heart grow
fonder" of some other fellow.-=Detroit
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$500 REV ARD will be paid for any case of
chills that CHILLARINEw will not cure. Try it.
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"No TIME like the present." remarks the
boy with a new gift watch.
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" SET thief to catch thief" and they
divide the boodle.-M Y Netgs.