Frostburg mining journal., 1883-10-27

to vote, nur dlmmykrats, nor dlslyal
men nv ethur sex; what rite have the
tn vote; let EN- pay taxes, &C., &c,
that's aul the've rite tn du in this free
kuntry, an eff the grumbel mutch
more we'll jist git Guvnur Swan tn
hev his army bill pass'd an guess
that'll settle em. Whenever the get
tn tawkin, Mistur Editur, about free
speech an equal rites an konstitooshun
and sich like, jist git out the old flag
and give it a wave ur too, an see
how quick the will guile up. | caul
it kopperhed pizen, an it tbs tn, l tell
WI. No Pm in favur NV letten aul
cullerd pursens vote, that is the men,
but ruther than differ mutch with
our present lyal Legislator, (yu no
the sed the was opposed tn cullerd
pursens votin, but the'll be aul rite
when the time Gums I'll go fur letten
ull NV em vote who kin larn to spell
lyalty, ur freedmuns buroo, or kon--
no not konstitooshun, that amt fin
ish'd yet, an it mite be chang'd, an
rashuns and sich like. Don't tyu think,
Mistur Editur, the kuntry wud be
safe in sich hands, doc, sur.
heer good dele NV growlin about
the Nashunal Det; that aint nuthin,
we kin pay it off here in Old Merry
land with postage stamps. After we
vote so dollars to eech member, like
our present lyal members did, why
kant we vote 2 or hundred dollurs
as the kase mout be tn each lyal tax
payer, an that wud wipe it out at
wunst as fur as our State is consarn-
ed. Now orient this idee alone to
send me down thar; | think it ort
emmy how | say nuthin about kop-
perheds, let the pizen yarmints by
their own stamps; that's what's the
matter. Before | cloas, | must say
that the name NV our mounten must
be chang'd; Cullerd Mans Mounten
must be the name, as we hev no Mig
gers now they're gon, the hev. The
freedmuns buroo tix'd that, that's so.
I'd like tn see that buroo, | wunder
eff it has as menny drawers inside as
it has outside NV it;-hedges alive it
must be a big thing; wunder what
euler it is. Mind, Mistur Editur,
when spoke NV cullerd peepel yotin,
| didn't meen Injuns, yu no sum say
they're kopper-cullerd, that won't do;
the mite be pizen tu; | cud soon tel
eff / cud see wun an tauk little pol
lyticks with him, an then wave the
old flag about him; thet would try
his lyalty.
Mister Editur, cant we manage tn
hev our electshuns carry'd on cheep-
er; our schulemaster made kalker-
lashun an he sedit jist kost the kounty
one dollar an forty sents Il vote last
faul, and l guess he's lyal; that's
raythur a big tigur tho; yu git sum
good lyal matthymatticks man down
thar tn see, an eff it is so, weel try an
change it,-but keep this tn yureself,
fur it mite effect the next elecshun.
They mout Il let the Sunday law, so
called, lay over if they wanted sum-
thin NV the kind, they cud borry'd
the blue laws NV Konneticut, q while,
an sent sum nv the Eastern members
down tn place caufd Massachusetts,
Bay an got sum NV the Salem witch
craft tn mix with it, an that wud a
dun jist as well, an we cud Il had log
ger beer still, tur in them days they
he'd nun NV that kind NV Ticker, and
nv coorse it's not in them laws. Thar
wus sumthin tho that made em blue,
else they wud not hev called EN- blue
laws. | guess it was sumthin like
our common recktified blue blazes
now days.
Mebbe sum day may rite tn yu
agin, sumthin like u lettur; this yu
no is only a motifs to the konstituents
JONAS GREENBAoK, Esq, j. p.
Notey Beney.-Whats bride APP
pels an sneik rute wuth wud they
trade sum fur P. stamps.
p. S. You no I'll hev to rite sum
tn my konstituents.
j. G. Esq, J. p.