The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1883-03-01
We Go Hunting.

Two lonely figures were traVersing the
silent prairie.
The aforesaid landscape was in the
wilds of Jersey, noted for its thick for
ests and limitless sweep of prairies, and
the lonely figures casually mentioned
we're Ike Hawkins and myself.
We were on hunting expedition.
Having once conceived the idea of
camping out and living the life Of a
hunter, nothing could have persuaded
Ike that Nimrod, Buffalo Bill and other
noted sportsmen were but mere barn
yard despoilers in comparison to him,
and that before his unerring rife the
bounding buffalo and the screeching
eagle alike would fall
l throw in these fancy touches about
natural history in order to impress the
reader with deep sense of my extensive
knowledge on the subject.
As to Ike's shooting abilities, let us say
nothing about them.
An hour before we had been in full
retreat from an Infatuated farmer, whose
wrath had been reused by the inadvertent
shooting of a yearling calf, which Ike's
eXuberant imagination had mistaken for
turkey buzzard.
ike" said |, when we found our
selves safe from pursuit, IF such thing
happens again, we shall have to make
tracks for the shores of Gotham, for the
wrath of Jersey agriculturist is a thing
to dread'i
Il done it on purpose said Ike, with
his usual strict adherence to grammatical
regulations, ''and / would have licked
the farmer, too, if you hadn't run, like a
gol-darned coward"
Considering that Ike had fled with the
speed of an antelope, and that it had
taken me full half hour to oyertake
him, the latter insinuation was rather
aggravating.
" Isaac said, in voice trembling
with rage and fatigue. +" thou art a good
runner, bat ere yon sun shall sink to rest
behind the distant hills, thy race shall
be run, failing an instant apology"
"Well, said the hero, sulkily, ''don't
you make no more funny remarks, and
We'll let the fight go over till get back
home again.
Being of q peaceful disposition ac-
accepted the apology.
Suddenly Ike stopped,
" What is it?" said I.
+" The correct thing to do now,n said
Ike, wisely, lis to build fire, have sup
per and good Sleep
+" Correct" said /. ''Where are you
going to get your wood from?"
Ike pointed to distant fence and said:
50 There it is, plenty of it.''
Ike" ! said, ''your intelligence is
of the highest order, and if there is any
thing in which | am proficient, it is the
art of building fire when I have the
materials, so do you procure the where
withal and | will tend to the rest of the
business
Ike rather sulkily complied, for he had
intended something entirely different
from my plan.
Which was, to send me to break the
pickets out of the fence.
But, as carried both the matches and
the provisions l thought | would't run
those chances.
Luckily, no one perceived him, and he
brought back huge armful, which he
threw down with crash.
In ashort time [ had agood fire blaz-
ing, and we fried couple of steaks.
purchased at noon in village some
miles distant, and then lay down to have
quiet smoke and talk over things.
Ike had risen to rep.enish the fire, but
instead of doing so, he gave wild veil
OF terror, and stood shaking as if in a fit
of ague.
Whats upP" I shouted, grasping
my gun. ''InjunsP''
"Worsep' he shivered.
sDogspn
"Worser! o, law! I don't know
what they are. Let's bolt,n chatteredI he.
BY this time I obtained a sight of
the cause of his terror A swarm of
gigantic creatures had approached, and
deep, buzzing sound proceeded from
them that was frightful to hear. I
threw away the gun and fled. Ike was
ahead, however. but, not being weighted
as before, | managed to keep pace with
him.
They are after us!'' gasped he.
1t was fact. They were racing in
pursuit, some running and someaeem-
ing to fly.
We had a good start, however, and
managed to distance them for a time.
The lights of a group of buildings
soon broke upon lis.
''lron-worksr' gasped Ike. s.We
can't get there in time to escape
SAT this moment we both ran against
boiler with large hole in the end.
Ike ran to the end and disappeared
inside.
| was after him in moment.
''Where are you, Ikep" / inquired.
81 am here! Quick-elose that hole.
or they'll be in after u.s.
| picked up what seemed to be a |
round iron plate, and it fitted perfectly |
into the aperture, thus securing US from
attack.
Saved said Ike, joyfully.
Il wonder what they areP'' ques-
toned
Don't know and don't want to.
Halo, what's that sound?"
We listened
1t sounded like an augur boring
through metal
'.Great Scottn' he yelled. THEY'RE
boring for u.s.
And so they were
"Ille, - said, ehere are two hammers
that lust found. When their hills co,,,,,