The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-08

seventies of the whole number.
During a session of the probate court al
NJ. l., last week. the Judge became
Involved IN discussion with a young attor.
ney in regard TO u Law point. The discus.
Sion finally yerged into personalities, and
the court descended from the bench and a
light ensued, the attorney coming out sec
ond best, Remarking that the dignity of
the court must be upheld, the Judge pro-
oeeded with the trial of a c.se.
There were l0,65O bills and Joint resolu.
tions introduced into this congress. The
number passed both houses was $50. or
the number introduced S,0lS were presented
ia the house. The reports of debates make
lO7l6 printed pages of the Congressional
Record, averaging 500 words TO the page,
or l6,OUoO words, The house calendar
has ,oOO bills, of which 225 have passed the
senate.
A novel, II not very practical way of
dlsposing OF the dead, so that the remains
will not tend to imperil the existence OF the
Lying, has been brought forward by DR.. A
Mayer. He advises the adoption of solid
glass collins, which after the introduction OF
the corpse, are TO be closed air-tight with ce-
ment. Two holes are in the coffin.
Through one OF them carbonic acid is forced
and by the other the atmospheric air es.
capes. When the ordinary air is supposed
to be all driven out the holes are closed
Duel and his wife wanted TO get rid Of a
boy whom they had taken to work on their
Wisconsin farm. He was only L. years old, ,
and they were disappointed because he
could not be whipped into doing the full
work OF a man. One terribly cold night
they took Off most of his clothes and
turned him out of doors. expecting that he
would freeze TO death. Early in the morn
ing they aroused the ueighDors with a
story that the wait had run away unknown
to them, and that they feared he would be
found dead. But g had made his way To
succor in time TO escape the fate that had
been planned Tor him and to reveal the
trHh.
Much has been said and written of the
great extent aud large possibilities Of Next
can haCiendaS. But probably few people
realize the extent ut some of these tracts of
lands, where q million or Il million and a
halt OF acres often constitute single es-
tatefn the hands of one owner. There are
many such estates in Mexico large enough
TO hide away many a European principal
ity, large enough to awaken the envy OF
many Il landed proprietor in the Pacific
coast states, These are 10 be found in
many OF the central and northern states OF
Mexico. The famous Salado rancho for ex-
ample, contains over COO square miles of
land. 1t lies partly in the states of Nuevo
Leon, COahuila, XacateCas and San Luis
Potosi, on the highway of Mexico, and on
the line of the new railroads. 1t occupies
the central table lands of Mexico, at an av-
erage elevation of 1000 feet. Chains of
mountains traverse the estate, rich in min.
eral wealth. The boundaries OF the estate
extend more than 100 miles from north to
south, and ilourishing farms and large
mining towns ere met at frequent intervals
THE TURF.
The bill authorizing the selling of pool:
on race tracks on race days has been or
dered to u third reading in the legislature
Of New York.
Daniel Reardon, Chicago. Illinois, ha!
purchased of Il. Il. Geers, Columbia, Ten
nessee, the chestnut gelding Sam Black, by
Little George, dam by Joe Bowers, TO
$1,000,
The entries for the Chicago and Ashland
colt stakes from all indications, seem {,
have beeh filed in splendid way. The lis
will be ready for publication during tn
coming week
Maud s. is now UNDERGOING "the CRANE
preparation" Mt the hands of W. W. Blair
who thinks the famous mare will lower he
record this year. Bliss, 2;2l, is also taking
her work
1t is said that Ike Bonham and Runny
mede, VINO had charges ignorantly applied
/ by veterinarian, suffered severely, ant
will probably ne prevented from racing 70
long time.
! The grand circuit this year will includ
| six members; Cleveland, Buffalo, Rochester
| Gtica, Poughkeepsie, and Hartford. Tn,
board Of stewards will shortly hold thei
annual meeting.
Chester park, Cincinnati, has the follow
ing classes for its May meeting $50, Do
1884, 900, 2:40, 900, 2:l7 and tree.for-al tro,
tiers. The pacing classes will be for 30 an
iree-or.all.
DR., w. G. Dyas, Chicago, Illinois, ha
purchased from George Il. Mowry, GeneseC
the chestnut mare Jessie Fullerton, year,
by Diamond, son of Volunteer, dam b
Ned c., son of Fcarnaught Prince,
Major b, G, Thomas, Di1iana farm, nea
Lexington, Kentucky, has purchased iron
Il. w. Walden, Middleburg, Maryland, tn
brown tilly Gossamer, bred by z. LorillarC
Rancocas stud, n, j., by Mocoasin Thy Mac
aroni out Of Nine Strauss, by King Tom
out OF imp. Gondola by Beadsman, her dan
imp. Felucca, Buccaneer out of r evival, b
Newminister,
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.
Some men says dat de human family is
fraud, Desc men is sorter loose them
selves.
De law oh de state only axes man ter d
half way right; the law OF dc soul tells hir
ter do all de way right,
De man what is ashamed oh dc TACK da
he's CROWN ole, acknowledges dat his wor
has been badly performed
Doan't think dat man is brave case h
wants ter fight yer. De man what Cal
walk away from an insult Is the boldest.
De wust whippin' dat Teller gifts is fror
de man what doan' want TO fight. De was
is mighty quiet but his sting is awful.
| Widout freedom oh action man is bin
ter de worlds advancement. De mockir
bird sings his best song when he's loose |
dc tree.
De Gle shoe 10 looked on as friend, an
cussed on account OBJ its use, but prid
soon comes in on account oh looks on
looks an casts 1t benin de chist.
II is impossible fur n man ter be success
full au retain de friendship OF his neghbori
case cherry mev toward success is regardc
by da pubic us dishonest.
De sucker is de biggest coward OF fisl
Unlike de cat, he aint got de bravery to
up AMI pull at de hook, but sucks aroui
De sucker is my idee ob de politician.
De boy what thinks dat his fodder Is
, fool will arter while complain oh ,
toughness oh do fire In de pcni,entiar
Dis seriion may miss II once, but it will h
1t three times.
De oman what would SANDER her frie
! on account oh speriorlty oh de irien', is WI
den dc man what would stab his irien' Ca
his frien is de mos popular 'mong de pc
i plc.--[ Arkansaw Traveller.
A ID
, Tho Need OF Leaders.
, Mon hava enhoroa If ia,dorehip n 10 m