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The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12
Making a Reputation.

There is a story, at his own expense
which the late Professor Moses Stuart
Phelps used to tell with great glee. In
the days when he was graduate stu
dent at New Haven, he took walk one
morning with Professor Newton, a man
who lives in the world of mathematics.
and simply exists in the common world
of ordinary things. Professor Newton,
as is his habit, started off on the discus
sion of an abstruse problem. As the
Professor went deeper and deeper Mr..
Phelps's mind wandered further and
further from what was being said. At
last Mr.. Phelps's attention was called
back to his companion by the Professor
winding up with, (Which, you see, gives
us *. ''DOes t?" asked Mr.. Phelps,
thinking that in politeness he ought to
reply something. ''Why, doesn't it ?"
excitedly proclaimed the Professor,
alarmed at the possibility that flaw had
been detected in his calculations.
Quickly his mind ran back over the
work. There had indeed been a mis-
take. "Your are right, Mr.. Phelps, you
are right, almost shouted the Professor.
cit doesn't give us *, it gives us ~"
And from that hour Professor Newton
looked upon Mr.. Phelps as a mathe-
matical prodigy. He was the first man
who had ever caught the Professor trip
ping. "And so, Mr.. Phelps used often
to add, with his own peculiar smile, in
telling the story, 81 achieved a reputa-
tion for knowing a thing I hate. It's
the way many regulations are made in
this superficial world"
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12

get rid OF 1t III the box, If he only had
it; and then a mean sensation steals
over him, and he feels like clubbing
himself all around the car, and he stag
gers up and drops a new five cent piece
in the box.-Puck.
sHYLOCK.
The following story of Henry Irving
was told in London the other day by an
American actor:
''Irving, said he. chad the reputation
of being little near, as they say here,
in small money matters. One night
last month he came down to the Ly-
ceum Theatre, and as he alighted he
handed the cabby his exact fare-one
shilling-omitting the customary gra-
tuity Of thruppence or sixpence. The
cabby very solemnly took the coin,
looked at it cross-eyed and said:
"Beg pardon, Mr.. Irving, but don't |
you play 'Shylock p"
"Why, fellow?" said Irving, in his
sub-ceIlar voice.
"'Cause, sir, said the cabby, 'if
you're as good Jew hon the stage has
you har hof you must be a great hac-
tor" And the cabby rolled away.
MAKING A START.
'T'm on my way East and have about
three hours in which to see Detroit" ,"
said stranger, yesterday, to police
man on Jefferson avenue. 81 want to
begin right. Now, then, you, of course,
have the finest Fire Department in the q
sounry?"
eyes, sir"
"Ah! Exactly-exactly. And the \
pest police force?"
eyes"
'Just as exactly. This A
s, of course, one of the healthiest cities T
n the world"
''It is" Is
"Ah-yes. You have a noble river at T
our doors ?" ~,
owe have, sir" Il
"Exactly-I presumed as much. You OF
ave churches and schools for all, of n,
curse ?"
eyes, sir.
"Exactly-Of course. Taxes are low,
lie local Government efficient, and law
nd order prevail in all directions % ~,
eyes" WI WI
81 supposed sO-yes. The city is i'm 4, 4 !
rowing, and is certain to become a great .l
?' ue
'"That's what we think. In'
"Of course-of course You have WI
Ire air, good water and freedom from an
,idemics ?" Oh
eyes, sir" as
Exactly -exacty--iust as I supposed. n 9lo
ley said the same in Buffalo. CIeve- T M II
nd, Cincinnati, Chicago, indianapolis. e. L
d Milwaukee. If You will have the ID Iu-
ndness to direct me to five-cent I l''9
rber shop 1 will enjoy a shave and va, vi,
en- see the city. With the start you MS
We given me cannot fail to do you thi
5tlce. "-DetrOit Free Press. req
A GOLDEN WEDDING. exc
"nere are you gong, all dressed up boc
fine as a fddle?" N, S1,
Il have been invited to attend the wol
den wedding of Tim Spickens." talk
Not Tim Spickens, who used to drive are are
iage between Austin and San Antonio. IL IL
who had shooting scrape down in loo, ioo1
uston with a niger ?" mai
That's the man % VIII,
Did you say you were going to at pin
d the golden wedding ?" TO ,i
Yes" tell
People celebrate their golden we'd the
g when they have been married fifty this
rs, don't theyP"
Certainly" I
Then we're not talking about the "a l,f,o ,o
le man, for the Tim Spickens 7 mean am
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12
THE HUMOROUS PAPERS.
WHAT WE FIND IN THEM TO SMILE
OVER THIS WEEK.
Making "a Start-Puck's Five Cent Piece
Plantation Philosophical Golden We'd
ding, ETC., Etc.
A FIVE CENT PIECE.

A man may have a hundred dollars in
one pocket and a punched five cent
nickle in the other, and he will never
think of the hundred dollars once, but
will think of the five cent nickle all the
time. OF course he can't remember
where he got it. That he will never
know. But he wonders how he can get
rid of it. He tries to pass it on various
people by turning the worst side down;
but he fails, and feels awfully mean and
mortified at being caught. He would
be willing to buy something he doesn't
need at all to get rid of it; but no one
will take it. He will sit in his Office and
take it out and look at it, and turn it
over carefully and thoughtfully, and re-
fleet on the prospects of disposing of it.
And after he has worried over it for a
long time he presents it to bootblack
as though it were a farm. And that
night, on the way home in the bob-tail
car, late, it strikes him that he might
get rid Of it in the box, if he only had
it; and then a mean sensation steals
over him, and he feels like clubbing
himself all around the car, and he stag
gers up and drops a new five cent piece
in the box.-Ptlck.
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12

TIE SHARKS ENEMY. An old Louis
lana fisherman, speaking of the millions
of porpoises in the Gulf of Mexico. SAYS:
"The porpoise is looked upon kindly, as
one looks upon Poland China hog, an
enemy to nobody, peaceful and good
natured fish. Fishermen and others
have for him a kindly feeling as the
enemy and master of the shark, which
he is said to handle as roughly as a wild
boar handles yard dog"
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12
Hop Bitters are the Purest and Best BItte,-
Ever Made.

They are compounded from Hops. Malt Bu
| chu, Mandrake and Dandelion,-the oldest
| best, and most valuable medicines in the world
and contain all the best and most curative pro-
perties Of all other remedies, being the greatest
Blood Purifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and
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Or i'll health can possibly long exist where these
Bitters are used, so varied aud perfect are Their
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Ky give new life and vigor to the aged and
infirm. To all whose employments cause ire.
gularity Of the bowels or urinary organs. OF
who require an Appetizer, Tonic and mild Slim
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curative, tonic and stimulating, without intod
eating.
No matter what your feelings or symptoms
ara what the disease or ailmens is, use Hop
Bitters. Don't wait until you are sick. but if
you only feel bad or miserable, use Hoo Bitters
at once. It may save your life. HunSreds
have been saved by so doing. $500 will be pa,S
for case they will not cure or help.
Do not suffer or let your friends suffer- bu;
use and urge them to use Hop Bitters.
Remember, Hop Bitters is no vile, drugged,
drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best
Medicine ever made the "Invalids Friend
ind Hope" and no person or family should be
without them. Try the Bitters to-day.
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12

If the statement Of parties who have been sufferers
from disorders of the blood are to be believed Hoods
sarsaparila has been remarkably successful in erad
rornu1afufa
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12
LYONS Patent Heel Stiffener the only inven-
ton that makes old boots straight as new.
POISON IN THE BLOOD

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If the statement Of parties who have been sufferers
from disorders Of the blood are to be believed Hoods
Sarsaparla has been remarkably successful in eradi
eating posons from the system and curing their
complaints.
Paris Green
H. S. CLARE of Glen Falls, N. Y, became so pois-
oned by paris that his face broke out in pimpes
snd botches he found nothing that did him any good
till Hoods Sarsaparila, which purified his blood and
expelled the malignant venom.
K. BRUCE, Maiden, Mass. was poisoned in his left
leg which much swollen Hoods SarsanarIIa
reduced the swelling expelled the poison, and Mr.
Bruce again walks with ease.
After Scarlet Fever
EDWARD BAssETrs daughter, of Chelsea Mass was
feft with humps in her neck and partial blindness Fr
six eight months at time she could not see ot Il
Hoods Sarsaparla removed the Jumps from her tbrot
and restored her eyesight.
ScrofIiIa
young girl in Newark n. j.. had disorder in be-
blood from infancy Her sight, well as her hearing
was af 1ted. She obliged to leave school for non
OF tho children would sit beside her Her r,otbo-
bottle the child egan to improve and after three bot
ties her sight and hearing returned
HOODS 'Sarsapariiln
Sold by Druggists. ST. six for So. Prepared only Inv
T. i. HOOD Co., Apothecaries Lowell, Mass
A Case Not Beyond Help.
DR.. N. H Hinsdale, Kenawee, Ill, advises us of a
remarkable cure of consumption. He says: "a
neighbours wife attacked with violent lung dis
ease. and pronounced beyond help from Quick Con-
sumption. As a last resort the family was per
suaded to try DR.. VIM Halls Balsam for the Lungs
To the astOnishment of all, by the time she had
used one-haf dozen bottles she about the house
doing her own work. saw her at her worst and
had no idea she could recover"
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12

who is a sixty-year-old widow, is said to
have $4,000 all in twenty-dollar gold
pieces. Texas SittingS.
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.
Doan think dat de nigger is a coward.
De black snake amt as putty as de
copper-heads, but he whips him all de
same.
Ebery man what will lie won't steal.
De biggest liar I eber seed was homes
man-dat is he neber stole nuthin' from
me.
Eff man is in Tabor oh anything
fur de good oh de neighborhood da
calls him wise man, but eff he is too
much in Tabor oh it da calls him crazy.
De bow-laig man doan stan so well in
'sciety as udder men, but he amt arers
de most worthless. Some times de
bench-laig flee kills de coon arter all de
udder dogs hab been fit of.-Arkansaa
Traveller
ANXIOUS TO SEE HIM.
The colored man had just finished !
saddling Col. Yerger's horse, when a
very gentlemanly looking stranger |
stepped up, and drawing, not pistol,
but note, said:
"Give that to the gentleman of the
house"
The darkey hitched the horse to a post,
and went in. Col. Yerger, who was at
breakfast, read the note and seemed
somewhat surprised at reading:
81 understand that you wish to see
me on some business of Importance.
Please be brief, as I am in a hurry to be
off"
"Sbow the gentleman in at once"
said Col Yerger.
Sambo went out for that purpose. The
horse was gone. The stranger was not
here either, but his prediction that Col.
Eerger was very anxious to see him on
business was nevertheless true.
The Colonel is still more anxious to lay
yes on his horse and the nearly new
ride and saddle.-AuStja S5ftjng8.
AN APOLOGY ON BOTH SIDES.
A gentleman who was stepping from
ne theatre to the lobby grabbed lighted
gar from the mouth of a man near him
nd gave it toss into the street.
"ApOlogize or fghtW was the re-
'onse Of the man who had lost his
gar.
"All right, sir, he replied, 81 apollo.
re for my rudeness. Now, sir, it is 4
'lr turn; apologize to my wife for puff .
g smoke into her face, or take the con- Z.
this remark being accom-
MED with a clenching of fists in a sig
icant way.
The apology was forthcoming, and the
oker expressed his thanks for having 81
good a lesson taught him in so clear q
manner.
WHAT CoTTAGERs SAY.
'w the frost is on the punkin and the fod- II
der IN the shock,
v we hear the kyOuck and gobble of the b
struttln' turkey cock "a
| the clackin' of the guineas and the cluck- Rs
III OF the hens,
the ROSTERS hallylooyer as he tiptoes on 1ca
the fence; cir
stubble in the furries, kind O. lonesome Fl
like, but still M
-preachin' sermons to us of the barns they iii
growed ofll; lIl
straw-stack in the medder an the reaper
i'll the shed;
HOSES in their stalls below, the clover
overhead Tor
it sets our hearts a-clicin' like the tickin' IUl
of the clock, Nv.
the frost is on the punkin and the folders CHI
in the shock" oAe'
FOr
The Delaware farmer., 1883-10-12
a Cnse Not Beyond HeIn
Watson,s NeurnIpln Kinr.

This is one Of the best remedies for Neuralgia ever
invented lady who had tried many other things
without relief tried Neuralgia King and was cured
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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-03-17
Il Fe,c Reflections Upon Night.
Detroit Free Press.

1t is night. A policeman awakes with
a sudden start and moves around the cor
ner, having a secret fear at his heart that
he had slept through all that night, all
next day, and far into tomorrow night.
1t is night in great city. The poker and
faro rooms are in full blast, 100000 loaf
ers are holding down street corners, and
here and there an intoxicated alderman
can be seen making his way to policy
shop or gathering of the pavement ring.
Under cover of darkness, first manu-
featured over 5000 years ago, the hote.
beat lowers his duds from the foHrth-story
window; all who have dead-head tickets
start for the opera houses; hundreds of
young men set out to spark; reporters look
forward to fires, robberies, and murders,
and church choirs meet to rehearse and
wrangle and lay up clubs for each other.
IT'S night in the country. The stock
has been fed, the squsal of the pig is
hushed, and the tired horse munches at his
corn and wonders why his master throws
in so many cobs without kernel on them.
The watch dog sits at the gate, perfectly
willing to chow up any of the neighbors
for cent, and within tho farm house all is
serene, or would be if John Henry could
| find the grease for his boots, Mary Ann
| 1uld find her novel, the old man discover
the hiding place Of the bootblack, and the
mother solve the mystery of how some of
her neighbors managed to get a dress
costing two shillings per yard while she
had nothing bat calico.
| IT'S night on the ocean. The proud
steamer sails CALAMITY on and on, the cap
tain snoring in his berth, the mates play
ing euchrs, the lookeuts asleep, and every
thing in readiness TO swear, in case of col
lision, that it was all the other vessels
fault. Nothing is heard but the steady
beat of the propeller, the groans of the i'm
migrants, and the voices of men an won
en- declaring that anybody who plans an
ocean voyage for pleasure ought to be shot
to death with Goldfish balls. The sportive
dolphin gsmbols away his hard earnings,
the whale rolls over for another nap, and
the business-like shark follows in the wake
to pick up any opportunities which may
tumble overheard.
IT'S night on the prairie. The red men
gather about the camp fire to count the
scalps they have taken within the last
week, and to grumble at the government
! for not furnishing them port wine and re-
peating rifles. The white hunter and trap
per curls himself up to wonder where he
can find old bones for breakfast, and to
realize what fool he has made of himself,
and the gaunt wolf shoulders his empty
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-03-17

OTATE OF MINNESOTA-COUNTY OF RAM
y sey-ss. In Probate Court, special term, Febru-
airy 49, 1888.
In the matter of the estate of Abraham Werick,
deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of Marie
Werick, of said county, representing, among other
things, that Abraham Werick late of said county,
on the 18th day of April, A. D. 1882, at Saint
Paul. in said county, died interstate, and being an
inhabiant of this county at the time of his death,
leaving goods, chattels, and estate within this
county, and that the said petitioner is the vidow
of said deceased, and praying that administration
OF said estate be to her granted;
1t is ordered, That said petition be heard before
the Judge of this court Monday, the 18th day of
March, a. D. 1888, at ten O'Clock m, at the Pro-
bate Office in said county.
Ordered further that notice thereof be given to
the heirs of said deceased and to all persons inter
ested, by publishing copy OF this order for three
successive weeks prior to said day of hearing, in
the DAILY GLOBE, newspaper printed and pub
llshed at st Paul in said county.
By the Court VIM B MGRORTY,
Il. S. Judge of Probate.
Attest: FRANK ROBERT, JR., Clerk.
Walsh & GofOrth, Attorneys for Petitioner.
feb 24-4w-8at
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-03-17
Receipts and Shipments.

The following are the receipts and
shipments for the preceding twenty-four
hours:
Receipts-Wheat, % cars; corn, 2; oats,
5; barley, 1; rye, 1; fax, l; -four, 6; corn
meal, I; feed, 8; bran, 2; linseed meal and
oil cake, 1; hay, 6; potatoes, 1; cattle,
4; horses and mules 4; sheep, 3; lumber,
%; coal, LOG; wood, "a; merchandise, 50;
piles, 6; barrel stock, 2, brick, 8; cement,
1; lime, 4; stone, 4; railroad iron and
rails, 6; railroad ties, 1; sundries, so. To-
tai, 3S5.
Shipments cars; corn 2; oats
1; -four, Il; feed, 3; inseed meal and oil
cake, /: hay, 6; cattle, 9; horses and
mules, .; hogs, L; lumber, 81; coal, 49,;
merchandise, 10Y; pig iron, 3; railroad
iron and rails, u; sundries, &c. Total,
300.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-03-17

- TATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF RAMSEY
SIS. In Probate Court, Special Term, Febru-
airy 81, 1888.
In the matter of the guardianship of Harry II. and
Mary A. Mayall, minors:
On reading and filing the petition of Samuel
Mayall guardian of the persons and property of
Harry II. Mayall and Mary A. Mayall, minors, TO
license to sell part of the real estate of his said
wards at private sale; and it appearing from sal d
petition that it is necessary and would be beneficial
to said wards that said real estate, part there
of, should be sold;
1t is ordered, that the next of kin of the said
wards and all persons interested in the estate of
said wards shall appear before said Probate Court,
az the probate Office in the city of Saint Paul, in
the county of Ramsey aforesaid, on the eleventh
day of April A. D. 1888, at ten O'Clock in the
forenoon, to show why a license should not be
granted for the sale of said real estate.
And it is further ordered, that copy of this
der be personally served the next of kin of said
wards residing in said Ramsey county, and on all
persons interested in said estate at least fourteen
days before the hearing of said petition afore-
ssid and by the publication thereof for four sue
cessive weeks in the DAILY GLOBE, newspaper
printed and published at the city of Saint Paul. in
said Ramsey county, the last of which publications
shall be at least fourteen days before said day of
hearing By the Court,
By the Court VIM B. MCGRORTY,
L. S. Judge of Probate.
Attest: FRANK RoBERT. JR., Clerk.
Oscar N. Metcalf, Attorney for Guardian.
feb "a 5w-Sat
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-03-17

z EXECUTION SALE-Notice is hereby given that
- by virtue of an execution issued out of the
District Court for Ramsey County, Second Judicial
District, Minnesota, in action wherein Reuben
B. Galusha is plaintiff and John Denoyer, Mary
Fortune, William Denoyer, Julia Battiste, julius
Denoyer and Margaret Miller defendants,
whereby am directed to collect $4,000 and inter
est and costs, have this day levied upon, and on
the oath day of April, 1888, at 10 O'Clock m at
the front door of the Court House, in the city of
st. Paul in said County, will sell at public auction
to the highest bidder for cash. to satisfy the said
execution, all the interest of the said defendants
and of each of them in and to the following de-
scrbed real estate, situate in the said county, to-
wit:
The undivided one-sxth of the north sixty feet of
lot T. and south third of lot in block g. Rond o's
Addition to ST. Paul; also the undivided One-sixth
of south twenty feet of the north so feet of lot 4,
block three (3) PattersOn's Addition to ST. Paul.
Dated st. Paul, March 8, 1888.
FRED RICHTER,
Sheriff Ramsey County.
I. Y. D. HEARD, Plaintiffs Attorney.
March 10-Sat-7-w.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-03-17
ARTICLES OF Incorporation.
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
OF THE
Kennedy Land and Town
Company.
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION.

We, the undersigned persons, do hereby asso
ciate ourselves together for the purpose of forming
chapter thiryfour of the general laws of the state
of Minnesota, and do hereby adopt and sign the
following articles of incorporation:
ARTICLE FIRST.
The name of this corporation shall be the Ken
nedy Land and Town Company.
The general nature of the business of said cor
poration shall be buying and selling lands in the
state of Minnesota, the cultivation and improve
ment of such lands, and the manufacture, use and
sale in connection Herewith of steam plows and
other agricultural implements ordinarily used in
connection with the farming and cultivation OF
lands, and also dealing in general merchandise il
deemed advisable in the eratiens of said company
The principal place for the transaction of the
business OF said company shall be at ST. Paul. Min
nesota.
ARTICLE SECOND.
The time of the commencement of said corpora
ton shall be the fifteenth day of March, 1888, and
the period of its continuation shall be thirty years
ARTICLE THIRD.
The amount of capital stock of said corporation
shall be one million of dollars, divided into ter
thousand shares of one hundred dollars each, anC
shall be paid in at such times and in such amounts
not exceeding twenty per cent. at any one time, al
shall be called for by the board of directors.
ARTICLE FOURTH.
The highest amount of Indebtedness or liabilit,
to which said corporation shall be at any time sub
ject, shall be five hundred thousand dollars.
ARTICLE FIFTH.
The names and places of residence of the persons
forming this association for Incorporation are a
follows
Dennis Ryan, ST. Paul. Minnesota.
Patrick H. Kelly. st. Paul, Minnesota.
Mathew Cullen, st. Paul, Minnesota.
r. B. Galushq, st. Paul, Minnesota.
j. c. Richardson. Winnipeg, Manitoba.
ARTICLE SIXTH.
The names of the first board of directors of saiC
corporation are Dennis Ryan, Patrick H. Kelly
Mathew Cullen, r. B. Galusha and j. G. Richard
son. who shall continue in Office until their success
sOrs elected.
The government of said corporation and the
management of its affairs shall be vested in board
of five directors, and president, secretary anC
treasurer, each of whom shall be elected by saiC
board of directors from its own number.
An election of a board of directors to succeed the
board above named shall be held on the first Mon
day in January, 1884, and thereafter on the frs
Monday in January of each year, and said boarC
shall elect the officers of said corporation on the
same day.
In witness whereof we have hereto set our hand:
and seals this 2sth day of February, 1888.
DENNIS RYAN, Seal
MATHEW CULLEN, Seal
PATRICK II. KELLY, Seal
r. B. GALUSHA, Seal
j. G. RICHARDSON, Seal
Signed and sealed in presence of US
J. king,
A. H. BoDE,