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Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05
Perfect Success.

Those two words have vast meaning
when fully comprehended. A perfect
success can be truthfully applied to DR..
Jones Red Clover Tonic, which cures
dyspepsia, bilousness, costiveness, all dis
eases of the kidneys, liver and bladder.
1t is perfect tonic and blood purifier;
it keeps the skin clear and bright, drives
away pimples and makes the general
health excellent. Price so cts. of D. j.
Humphrey.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05
Card.

Ed. NORTHWEST: Permit me to say in
POUR columns that I gratefully thank my
many friends and school mates for the
supper and present that was given to me
on tire 18th of March, and also for the
many presentsI have received on oc-
oasions since, and hope may be persua-
ded to donate a supper and present upon
all that have been SO kind and conde.
sending tome, I feel it as debt I owe.
Eas To you my friends "a
w ,# send q line, %
And bid you all good bye,
~ Icant 60 TO see youa all n s'P 4 gav
Il -ias But hope some day to tn. m "a M
And when our lives are ended here,
hope to msstsyou thsrs,E fse @a
In heaven above where allis lore, sE
And need to part no more. s
EsrxLLA B. MUasx.
Harrison tp.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05
A Run on q Drug Store.

Never was such rush made for any
Drug Store as is now at j. G. Saur's for a
Trial Bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption, coughs and colds. AL
persons affected with asthma, bronchitis
hoarseness, severe coughs or any aztec.
tion of the throat and lungs, can get q
trial bottle of this great remedy free, BY
calling at above drug store. Regular
size $1.00.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05
The Fashions.

-6 - 50 AS~@A 'N
vogue.
Alexander blue is a new spring
shade fk z &e fl a N
Handkerchiefs have an oak leaf EN-
broidered in each ofthe fonr corners.
Green is the favorite color in Lon
don fashions.
Jackets with open fronts and simu-
lated vests form part Of an early spring
suit. IiL-L-,llf- ettt..|.
Bretelle trimmings add 10 the dressy
appearance of basque or round
waist. -.t 81 ~ fH IT,.
The new muslins are soft finished
without any starch or size.
White null fichus are embroidered
in pink and blue.
Armure or pebbled plushes will be
worn for early spring mantles.
Velvet basques grow more and more
in favor.
Robe dresses with embroidered
fiounces are among the spring impor-
tations. ~ .H H N#
Pink and canary colored diamonds
are among the fashions of the moment.
Tea gowns of various shades OF
cashmere are trimmed with bows Of
satin Ottoman or velvet ribbon.
The fashionable fans for ball toilets
initiates large begonia leaf in the
center of which a cluster of roses are
grouped.
Spiders in the center of webbs swung
between two branches arc one of the
newest designs for bar pins.
Corsage bouquets are replaced by
bows of ribbons. Six shades are often
employed in one bow.
Instead of white pettlcoats trimmed
with white needle work, ladies are
wearing silk and satin petticoa.s trim
med with lace. / Il' Y,Hilifs,llG
Long redingotes are the --latest
French walking coats for the prone
made. They are particularly becom.
| ing to tall, slender women.
Black satin shoes are worn with
evening toilets and are richly orna
mented with embroidery in silk or iri
, descent beads, the colors Away
matching those of the dress " As
Rhine pebbles, set in silver, form
very handsome bombs, ball bars, dag
gers and cresents for the, hair, and art
much worn for evening.
Elegant wraps are made Of ricl
blach silk or satin with 8 figure of sucf
novelty, as a peacock's feather rip, {
ere scent and star, or flower like thu
cactus or passion flower in relief.
1t is rumored that the summer hat
will be overloaded with flowers. Thi'
is pity, but at least they will be les
warm-looking than those loaded dowr
with feathers, which were worn las
year.
Violets, in huge bunches, with
small cluster of Jacqueminot roses il
the center, are favorites for "outside'
bouquets WON by young ladies on thu
popular Jersey jacket.
Black Spanish lace collarettes, fast
ened at the throat with several lonl
loops and ends of crushed strawberry
scarlet or garnet shades or satin rib
bon, are worn with black satin dresses
Mousquetaire gloves have received
a pretty addition in the shape of bow
and long ends of satin ribbon to matcl
the color of the dress. Insertions ar
made in the gloves about two inche
from the top tr;fe over an inch deep
When the ribbon is fastened the topi'
in the form of frill.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

A shameful hanging: the hanging
of the head.
You can never expect blacksmith
to give up all his vices.
Why do pioneers march at the head
of a regiment? To AK the way.
Motto for young man starting a
moustache: Down in front.
When girl travels on her good
looks she passes for her face value.
By what means do spirits material
ize? Echo answers: Material lies
Fish are SO plentiful in Californi q
that the only lie a fisherman can tell is
ts say he didn't catch anything.
A new song just published and ded-
icated to young Gebhardt is entitled
"Langtry's dude il Dandy
Thought is swift. Thought cannot
be controlled. This last is the only
thing that hinders our engaging
Thought as an office boy. Gi
Now that Gorringe has left the navy
he ought to tell just where he left it,
so that his successor may not waste all
summer in looking for it.
We often hear the expression that
the fire has gone out And it is said
that in some of our large places you
can actually see the fre-escape. #oH
A grocer had a pound of sugar re-
turned, with anote attached to it, say
ing, Too much sand for table use and
not, enough for ,bsildsng purposes
"A notice in the Boston City Hall an
nounces: Reading is forbidden in the
elevator by enployesssr Aren't the
employees usurping q goodSdeal ofJau.I
thority2 --.----,----.--..,.---,
Telegraph wires are 40 numerous on
some of the streets Of New York that
people living on fourth Fat can sift
their ashes BY merely throwing them
against tho network. ven gv eHFasM
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

:'Gentlemen in full dress now wear pat
ent t.leather pumps, black silk stockings,
white satin ties" says the fashion editor
of the Enquirer. Now that information
relieves us. For some time past we have
recklessly contemplated the purchase of
a full dress, but we could never figure
out how the tailor was to be reconciled.
But now that it only requires patent
leather pumps, black silk stockings and a
white satin tie to tog a fellow out in full,
we'll be logged as soon as the weather
permits.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05
A New Cone option Of Hamlet"

When the melancholy Dane exclaimed,
II have that within me which passeth
show" he was undoubtedly suffering
from a severe attack of Rheumatism or
Neuralgia. He said "it passeth show" "
because it could not be seen; but had he
been aware of tho we'll known remedy
for these troubles he would have pur
chased Salicylica, the greatest discovery
in nedteri medica.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

Probably the most remarkable sense of
humor ever known was that Of a Ger
man soldier who laughed uproariously all
the time he was being foggged, and
when the officer, at the end, inquired the
cause of his mirth, broke out into a
fresh fit of laughter, and cried, why,
I'm the wrong mani" XFY
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

A Chicago shoe dealer tells these se
crets: Mrs. Langtry wears No. 81 shoe,
Miss Maud Granger A. Miss Nilsson q
81, Miss Pixley 115. Mrs. Mckee Ran
kin Q. Miss Minnie Palmer 21s, Lotts
No. / or 1315, Miss Maggie Mitchell q
13, Mrs. knight 1, Little Pearl, the va
riety actress, a II. ..sa,4
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

A hungry little girl was begging in
Des Moines. A man dropped five.cent
piece into her hand. A tramp came
along, told the child that he had eaten
nothing in week, and SO impressed her
with his greater distress that she forgot
her own, and gave him the coin. Then
he went to the nearest groggery and
bought glass of whiskey. The climax
of the story is tremendous whipping
given to the tramp by the original donor
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

Persons afflicted with the dreadful dis
ease of consumption are willing to try
almost any and every remedy suggested.
There is one man in Findlay now taking
daily doses of dog fat Tor Tins disease,
and he claims that it has beneficial eff
feet. He fattens his own dogs, kills
them and renders the fat which he uses.
-HdncocE Courier.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

They are now telling a story about
a Chicago girl who insisted on throw
ing her shoe after newly.married
couple. The carriage, is total reck, a
doctor has the bride and the horse W.
der treatment. and a large number of
men are searching the ruins for the
proom
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

A sober Philadelphia omnibus came
near upsetting, and the possible vic.
TINS, with one exception, threw UP
hands of protesting leverage. The ex.
ception sat motionless. How could
you be so calm?' asked friend. my
dear was the reply, my gloves are ,
misfit!'
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

The supreme court of California has
affirmed the decision of lower court,
that drunkenness is no excuse for crime
and that man who voluntarily made
himself drunk would lose no responsible
ty because he committhd a crime while
laboring under the selfimposed insanity.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

A granger whose name is Bob Shield
Was moving the grass in his field.
By a snake he was bitten,
And he has just written.
st. Jacobs Oil has the bite healed
A lame Chinaman on the Pacific,
or pains and aches was prolific;
He limped all around,
Until he had found
st. Jacobs Oil, the great specific.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

"I think" said fond parent, "that
little Jimmy is going to be . poet when he
grows up. He doesn't eat, and he sitsal
day by the fire and thinks, and thinks. :"
''You had better grease him all oyer"
said Aunt Jerusha.s Hes going to have
the measles. That's what ails JimmyV
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

II you get poor man In your. power.
crush him, he has no business to be poor.
If you. have rich man to deal with,
grant him. all the favors he ask shp can
help hinself and doh 'tcare for ypurl I'D,
but remember "titne makes an Things
even, and conditions may ,ohenEe.A ~
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

The first real skin cure ever discovered
rough and scaly akin diseases and makes
tae erin snaooth and healthy s1lt q "a
esssslnsnt ~ aay ls6y y soile5 \ aa St Il nsos II
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

The eruption ofMount Etna is increas-
ing in violence. A new crater ha,
opened. The lava threatens to over
whelm Nicoloai and other villages. Peo
pie are fleeing from their houses.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

Mrs. Smith is a practical woman.
When she was told Of remarkable in.
stance of prayer cure, she remarked
"Only think OF it! 1t didn't cost one
cent did it ?"-BostOn Transcript.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

Three years ago st. Julian, the great
California etrotter,, was unknown; the
same may be said Of Kendalpss Spawn
Cure. Now both have q word wide rep
utation. Why? Because they both have
merit. One is q great trotter, the other
is the most successful remedy ever dis
covered to be used on man, OF beast.
Read sdytA ~
Mrs. Lofty, sa,dlthe teaeheE your
son has contracted some very bad hab-
it's Glad to hear you say co. was
the answer. HIS bad habits certainly
needed, contraetings Z. Ayg YIN
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-05

Hoods Sarsaparilla is made yof roots,
herbs. and barks. It gives tone to the
stomach, and makes the weak. strong.
Sold by druggists ]. S4 t9Ill IT,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-07-18
Ql't Tally ;Bul'tti'l
WEDNESDAY, JULY 10, 1888.
DR.. RICHARDSON ON womEN's DRESS.

DIR. Richardson presided on the 9th
February ut a meeting of the Ration
al Dress Society. held at the Stein
way Hall, Lower Seymour-street,
London, which was largely attended
by ladies. Apaperon rational dress,
by Mrs. Lynch, was read by Miss
Barnet; Lady Harberton and Mrs. c.
B. M'Laren said the society had ar
rived mt three conclusions-1st, the
tight bodice must be abolished; End,
freedom of movement and necessary
warmth without weight could not be
attained without the adoption of some
kind of divided skirt and 3rd, fluctu-
ating fashion must be crystallised
into some unchanging shape of dress.
DIR. Richardson, in moving vote
of thanks to the ladies for their adj
dresses, said that i'm this dress reform
they should consider what was right
first, then what was artistic would
follow. 1t was essential that the
body should be the first thing con-
sidered, and that the dress should
have a secondary place. 1t was the
body that was beautiful. Dress was
merely to be adapted to that body;
and he agreed with the lady speakers
that perfect looseness of the dress
throughout should be the first thing
the society should insist upon. Then
he was glad that the necessity for the
permitting of equality of temperature
all over the body was insisted on so
strongly. Men would be suffering
every day from colds and bronchial
affections if they went as women went,
with the upper part of their body I'M
clothed; and it was his experience
that in the large majority of cases of
people born with consumptive ten
denotes that had been brought under
his notice, the cause of the mischief
being brought out was exposure of
the chest. Artists must be left to
speak of the color of the outside dress,
but the color most serviceable in this
temperate zone, and the color which
most accorded with all that related to
health, was the grey color Fol
cleanliness, effect of light upon the
body and warmth, grey was the best
color, black the worst.
11e.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-07-18
WHY THEY WERE NOT HUNGRY.

About two days ago one Of the
funniest things, that ever was, hap
pened at prominent railway eating
house in this city. A newly mar
ried couple came to the table and
were seated, and while they were
eating two very cute looking fellows
took seats directly opposite them
at the same spread. They were
telegraph operators. BY posing
their knife across the back of their
fork and gently holding one end
they were enabled to make a click,
click, click, in close imitation of
the telcgraphic key. In the mystic
language of Prof. Morse one Alec
said unto the other:
"Just married?"
81 should say so. See them paws
on her."
"She looks like Boiler avenue
daisy"
"The little fat rascal, how !
would like to pinch her cheek"
"Wonder who that old galoot is
that's got her?'
"Some yokel, you can bet"
The yokel, as they termed him,
now took it to be his turn and
click, click went his knife in such
rapid succession that it knocked the
rude Alexanders silly. 1t was clear
To them. 1t said:
Gentlemen, if | am not mis-
taken, you will please report to
head quarters and get your time
AM the superintendent OF the line
upon which you work. We do not
require the services of any one that
hasn't gentlemanly instinct enough
to-
Tney could not catch the last
words for just then the window fell
down and shut off the interview
Chicago Cheeh.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-07-18

Men will soon 90 about like itine-
rant rainbows (says the European
Maii) if the habit of wearing differ
ent coloured ribbons on the breast to
indicate to the outside world what
they eat and drink spreads much
more. A Violet Ribbon Army is
the latest craze among self-con-
scious people who have succeeded
in persuading themselves that stran-
gers are interested in the contents of
their stomachs. The Violet Ribbon
Army are not total abstainers, teeto-
tallers, hydropots, waterpots, or
whatever the popular name may be.
They decorate their button-hoies or
the lappets of their coats to show
that they do not take casual nips of
spirits at odd times, and abjure
sherry and bitters before dinner.
There can be 10 doubt that the prac-
tee of "nipping" is a pernicious
one, and that the appetising attri-
butes of sherry and bitters are
greatly exaggerated
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-07-18
Water Notice.

Office Sup't Water Works,
Honolulu, July 3, 1882.
A LII persons having Water Privileges
IA are notified that their Water Rates
are payable semi-anpually, in advance,
at the office OF tie Superintendent of
Water Works, foot of Nuuanu street,
upon the LIST day of January and July of
each year. CHAS. B. WILSON,
Sup't Water Works.
S. X, KAAI, Minister of Interior. 2O4
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-07-18
j. W. ROBERTSON &c Co.'S
Subscription Department

are prepared to receive further orders publish
W.. IN California the Eastern States
Scandinavian - 49, -e''"' N'N"' N''""N' anu
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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-07-18
A NEW DEPARTURE!
WILLIAM MILLER
Ca ID i IN q It IN a TX q r.
And UphOlsterer,


Opposite international Hotel,
Between Nuganu and Fort streets.
THE public will please take notice
Il that have just opened IN the above
premises, and as / am thorough prac-
tical mechanic in my line of business
having done some Of the finest work at
the Palace and other residences in Homo
lulu rcceatly-would therefore most re-
soectfully solicit call from the COM
munity.
Fine upholstered work in every variety
Drapcry and Lambrequines of every
description made to order.
Carved and polished window cornices
neatly made and arranged.
Repairing and polishing Pianos Mu-
steal Boxes, etc
The finest French and vanished pol
ishing done in the Kingdom.
Carpets, Oil-cloth and mating cut and
laid at short notice.
All work guaranteed and done on the
most reasonable terms. 1854 ly
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-07-12

cotton. and wouldn't allow anyone 10
handle it for fear of breaking the phe
nomenon. The groceryman examined
it with the rest and, intending to chaff
the countryman, said "Pshaww
I've got something in the egg line
that will beat that TN bet you S.
YOU haven't said the counryman.
getting excited. "Takeit up, replied
the groceryman, and going behind
the counter he brought a wire egg
beaten There is something in the
egg line that will beat it, | guess,
said he, reaching out for the stakes.
Hold on there" said the farmer;
"let's see you beat it, " and he handed
it to the grocer. The latter held out
his hand for it, but dropped il in sur
prise on the counter, where it broke
two soup plates and platter. 1t was
of solid iron, painted white. Some
folks think they're darnation cute.
murmured the farmer as he pocketed
the stakes aud lit out; but faint no
use buckin' against the solid facts -
Chatf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-07-12
A CHASTITY GRIND.
4 Wagon Containing Seven Persons
wrecked by an Express Train Near
Cincinnati.

! A terrible accident, by which nearly
| the whole of a family were wiped out
of existence without a moments warn
ing occurred Saturday at Winton
Place Crossing, ON the Cincinnati,
Hamilton & Dayton road, six miles
out of Cincinnati Henry kracke a
German, aged 80 years, IS an Invalid,
and lived on little farm at Winton
Place. three young children remain
ing with him. His wife lived III the
city and kept small produce store, a
part of the children remaining with
her In the evening the father drove
into the city in a one-horse wagon, re
turning later with his wife and four
children and Adolph Betsch, a young
German acquaintance and who had
not vet learned to speak English. The
party were in excellent spirits, and
were chatting gayly over their plans
for tomorrow when they reached the
crossing near their destination at $40
o'clock The crossing is without pro
lection of any sort The horse was
lust on the track when the New York,
Pennsylvania & Ohio express due here
at S:55, and somewhat behind time,
came laundering along, and before
any of the occupants had time to more
than realize their danger, the engine
had struck the wagon, thrown the
horse aside unhhrt, and ground the
wagon underneath the ponderous
wheels of the train Betsch, the young
man, was seated in the rear of the
wagon. He was thrown some distance
away and only slightly bruised The
father and mother and all the children
We're instantly killed and terribly cut
up and mangled, the head of Maggie
being entirely cut off. The following
are the names of the victims
Henry Kracke, aged 80.
Anna Kracke, aged As.
John, aged 49,
Anna, Is.
Maggie, 10.
Lizzie, Z.
The train was stopped, backed up,
and the mangled remains were gath
cred up and brought to this city, when
they We're removed to an umdertakers.
Only the three children left at the farm
remain of the family. The blame is
laid on the railroad company. as no
safeguards are provided at that point,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-07-12
He Resumed.
Detroit Free Press.

One of the biggest liars in the state
OF Michigan IN 1859 was an old citizen
Of the county OF Wayne, who used to
hang out about the Dearborn Hotel
and groceries In the winter of that
year and 1860 he was brought low
with sickness, and he made solemn
vow that if he got well he would quit
lying. He recovered, and as soon as
he was able to be about he frankly
stated his position
Some of the boys could hardly be-
lleve IN the strange occurrences and so
one night when he had the head of a
sugar barrel in his fayorite grocery,
some one asked:
Uncle Billy, didn't you once assert
that you moved SIX acres of grass in
day."
YES, | said so. but ! guess ]
didn measure very close. guess the
lot didn't hold over three acres.
And haven't you repeatedly said
that you were in the Mexican war;"
II presume so, but you see had
an uncle in it, and suppose | got kind
o mixed.
And haven't you Dragged of cut
ting five cords of wood per day?"
Did | say five cordsl probably
misspoke myself l reckon it was
about three
And haven't you once claimed that
you lifted 600 pounds of old IRON 2"
Lets see. Did | say 800. There
might have been a few pounds less.
but you see | had a powerful brace for
my knees.
The old man felt that he was losing
prestige by sealing down lies which he
had made plenty Of men believe, and
ne was becoming very uneasy, but
there was one more question The in
[ tewogator looked Uncle Billy square
IN the eye and asked
Now. sir, do you admit that YOU
lied when you told a story here eight
weeks ago about your killing two rob
bers in Texasfn
No. sir, no, sir holly exclaimed
+ the old man, as he Slid off the barrel.
I've been sick and I've had narrow
squeak Of it, and I've made a vow not
70 do any more lying; bstif You chaps
think I'm going to hang out here and
play second fiddle to liars who have
never been ot of the country YOU are
badly sold Vows be hanged Geu-
/ temen. ! resume business