Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-12-22

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came, the owner of this boot
the same. | felt pressure
sore and quick, so sudden that
it made me sick Ten feet into
the air few, and dropped into the
horse-pond too. swore with all my might
and main never would make love. ,nev.
err again, unto maid whose pa he
wOre-it isn't fnn-a boot
that weighed al
Whitehall Times. most ton.
Better than Quinine, Duncan's Chill
Tonic, it never fails. 75cts. For sale
by ali druggists. x
There is not a vacant dwelling of
any description nor an empty business
house in Gallatin, Tenn.
Go West-but not without a bottle
of Wilders Chill Tonic-s guaranteed
cure for Chills and Fever. 5
"Who WAS the meekest mani" asked
a Sunday school teacher. "Moses.'
"Very we'll; who was the meekest
womapT "Never was any,"
Sore Eyes promptly cured by Dun>
cans Ointment, it is mild and harmless.
For sale by all druggists.
E Bachman, of Holly springs,
Miss, while eating some cove oysters
the other day found a $50 pearl among
them. 4l -
Torn to pieces with cOughf Viii
der's Wild Cherry will mend you up
as goOd as new. 5
Smith county, Tenn, has a stream
which should be greater resort for
unsuccessful candidates than even Salt
river. II is known as defeated creek.
Itching Piles cured by Duncan's
ointment, il is unsurpassed. For sale
by all druggists. K
"When you think the world cannot
get along without you, pull hair from
your head and see if it makes you bald
headed" Is
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions Of
the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment.
For sale by all druggists. x
A lady's boudoir is a powder maya.
zine; preparatory to an expedition in-
to the very heart of the enemy, she has
a little brush and then raises her col.
ors.
Don't Shake with Chills or burn with
Fever. Wilder's Chill Tonic is THE
sure cure. 81 5
A bushel Of timothy contains IS, 900,
600 of seeds. The cockrOach has 3, 900
teeth. There are 400, 900 molecules in
an ants brain. If there as anything
else you want to know, ask about it.
/ DR.. Duncan's Vegetable Liver Pills,
better than blue mass or Calomel.
They are mild and pleasant. Try
them. For sale by all druggists. \
Prevent plows rusting when not in
use by smeariag them over with q
mixture composed of one part powdered
resin and two partslard melted together.
A young man is made better by q
sisters love and fever and ague are
cured by Wilders Chill Tonic-alsc
malaria and periodical disorders. S
A piece of zinc placed on the live
GOALS in your stove will clean out the
stovepipe the vapor produced by the
zinc will carry of the SCOT by chemi
cal decomposition.
A sure cure for Flux and Diarrhea,
DR.. Duncan's Blackberry Elixir. 1t i;
pleasant and harmless. For sale by all
druggists. x
The largest farm in the world i;
probably that of Samuel Maokey, o.
New South Wales. His land runs
700 miles in one direction, and com
prises 5000, 900 acres, and has beer
nearly all reclaimed from the desert
Wherever Consumption prevails there
Wilder's Wild Cherry is needed. L
never fails to cure. 5
Nashville Sunday Journal: eva
kind offs railroad dye call this, any
way?" said an indignant Irishman OF
an accommodation train. "IPll b
shtoppin' half an hour every FIVE min
utes, bad luck to it"