The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-03-01
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"A l.asels.ilo school siIl sah,s 10 tses
IL sr.ss siaes "a oUe shose husband
daeA lrpra hay lever
Tie Ameroan Peace society has about
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Iltae j. sid 20 le 10 graveyard IA
p,pm,is.alA tombstone inscribed, Me
thasplsl smilb, sgej oue year
y our slsngy contributor ssys that
there /. DO, diseases tnosn that si'l sei
.ibs bulge on man quicker than the
mnmpa
No. darling. said The undertaken
Siis. n eau afford 10 get you siik dress
8, pgeseat Just vAi, Few weeks nli
sreen apples are IN the market,
"when soo man wid sort oh dry
smile 90 his face. !, doan make no
Difference II be ios,s Bible IN bis peck
a. deals vld bin mighty careful
IA seems tia, since Frank James sur
rendered The members u his gang have
stopped robbing rail~ay trains and gone
into The State treasury business 10 the
South.
The mcane,, slight that girl can put
upon al sdmirer is 10 use postal card IN
refusing an offer Of marriage. IL proves
that she doesn't actually care two cents
for BIN.
"A gentleman in Indiana In q note &C
eompanyipg letter for publication In
Louisville paper. says Il sumtimes mis-
spell ~ord and i,s possible ] have spelt
sicaiant rong.
No wonder the senate reduced the tar
ia on barbed wire. Every senator who
ever tried 10 climb fence made Of that
material well knows that barbed wire Is
fully able 10 protect itself.
Nov that the chilling winds are blow.
ing cold across the moor the thoughtful
Toad agent has begun to warm the Lead
willie stage coach passengers by covering
them with reyolver.
Gladstone listens TO sermons with
head thrown back aud closed eyes. We
have often noticed that such was a fsyorite
attitude Of church .goers. but clergymen
don, fancy H.
"A Vernon, man the other day aimed
sgun at a crow, pulled the trigger, aud
the bird fell II may be added that the
CROW was tame CROW, and the man didn't
know the gun was loaded
Thought he knew about it; Medica
professor TO raw student-"Wbsre is the
glottist" II don't know, sirl think you
put Il on the shelf in the dissecting room
with the rest Of the surgical instruments
"A yoang man while out hunting foi
his fathers pig, accosted M lrishman as
folloss Have you seen stray pig about
heref" Pat responded. "Fair, how could
tell stray pig from any oiherg"
Julia. my little cherub, when does
-FOUR sister Emma returnY" II don't
nov. Didn't she say anything to you
ore she went away" "She said If you
d, to see her she'd be gone till d00~'
remark, There is point where
~ . ceases to lie virtue was orlgl
80 by one Of the cid masters-ont
,lmas,efs when he sat down
=" "pitile contriyance invented by
bad pupil
".a' ways fool II he bt
oa.s' wy w says when he IS older he
Is old eaoasl, to Nv better; and wher
he is old. II says til, ia no hind Of an ID
lot equal to an old |,
a band Of indiana ON the Tar Yves
recently visited New wen. and whe,
they heard the Yale boys, All ,h.v ara,
apart and wept to think az ,h.x h.,
been ioolins themselves for AR. with IA,
idea that they knew how to wi
M. l.. LANCER states that /, q, "a,
child contains less oleic acid =, moi,
pAimist'c and siearic acid ,ban ,b., >
adults, besides being richer in but ,;c ma.
caproic acids. = This will be 0rss,r,a
news TO the king Of the Cannibal Is.ad'
DO you believe that womaL No.
days you'll die for the object OF her i. /,
asked bachelor friend. II don't H..
whether she'd die or not" answered "
Benedict. Int I've known her TO go v !
~hen the trimming diln', suit her
Tell man who is cross eyed tl,a, :,
are sorry ,on cannot see things as he doe
should be siammer. tell him not TO he.
tate TO express his opinions: morrow,
should be not be able TO express Ii
thoughts, tell him TO send them by freigh
a isrmer IA The vicinity OF Creedmoo
vas observed in the act Of driving his shce
into the barn for safety one day receu,l,
aud when askei by neighbor why l.
confined bis flock at such an hour, reptile
significantly: Il hear that the Americ /.
fiiemen are going 10 practice this afei
noon.
In addressing Sunday school Az hil
ago speaker said TO the boys: "Alvay
be Kind TO your little sisters. Nov ne,
er had little sister aud once tried l., L.
kind 10 some other fellows ulster, but 81,
had cruel father. and he hurt me on.
day helping me on the front steps"
The obliging visitor. 10 show that b,
Is really fond Of children. aud that III.