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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30
MEIp,oaI
HAL

Pyemia, septlemia, scrofula, and other
forms Of blood poisoning, resulting In glanus
lar sweIlings, ulcerous patches In The throat
aud mouth, abscesseo, carbuncle8, tumors,
neutralized and expelled by the Cuticura Re-
solvent, the new bloed purifier. while the
skin is cleansed Of ali disfguring humors by
Soap, the great skin cures. Cuticura Resell
vent absolutely destroys disease germs, which
float n the blood, urine and PRESENTATION
ther NJ no doubt about it-and eHpels them
sktn
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30

Thy relieve the engorged liver, cleanse
The Hood from poisonous humOrS, and
eAnae the bowels 10 act naturally. with
ont which no one can feel we'll
Try this remedy fairly, and zoo wfikgnfn
eheAlthy Digestion. Vigorous Body, Pure
Hood, strong Nerves, and q Sound Liver.
Erlee. 25Gentl. Dnana. Is MnEL.AH 81. n. II.
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CURE IN EVERY CASE.

Your Cuticura remedies outseil all other
medicines keep for skin diseases. Ny Gus
TONERS and patients say they nave effected a
cure in every instance where other remedies
INV BROCKWAY, NJ. d.
franklin Falls, y. II.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30

BRowy'S Iron BrTTERS
viii have a better tonic
cfcss upon any one who
need, bracing up, than
any medicine MADE.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30
MEDICAL.

That BRowN'sIRoN BIrrERs
will cure the worst case
Of dyspepsia
Will insure hearty appetite
" and a, dine increased digestion.
Cures general debility y; and and
pispels nervous depression
and low spirits
Restores anexhaustednurs-
ingmothertofuli strength
and gives abundant sus-
tenance for her child.
S.rengthensthe musclesand
neTes,enrichesthe blood.
Overcomcsweakness, wake
fitness, andlack ofenergy
Keeps off all chills, fevers,
and other malarial poison.
VIII infuse with new lie
the weakest invalid.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30

.-w,,.sr s., Baltimore, Dec. 1881.
. For SIX years l have been a great
,..E.-,r from Blood Disease, Dys-
-, and Constipation, antoecaine
= lsbi,i,a.ed TIA. l could ro'retaln
ory,hins on my stomach IN act
ri. had almost become 4 burHsa.
Fsrs..v. when hope had almost zen
me. nv husband seeing brown
Us RrrrvRs advertised m ths
r,p.r iaduced ne 70 give Il a trl.Ii.
- ~, rrv f4Eirg tie third bottle
nd aA-s ne; tc., 50 Wen "a SIX
-N--.IayAt the present time.
-' Ms. L. T. GRIFFIN.
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GsrOrQripS.

Corrected every week by SIMON BACK
son, Wholesale Merchants, No. lil2 and lili
Main street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30
CUTICURA RESOLVENT,

Cuticura and Cuticura soap sold every
where. Price: Cutcura Soc and sl.0J per box;
Cuticura Resolvent 81 per bottle; Cutioura
Soap 25c: Cuticura Shaving Soap l5c.
Potter Drug & Chemical Co., Boston
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30
Chicago

CHICAGO, May 29.-Flour-Quiet and I'M
changed. Wheat - Regular, unsettled;
common lower at 81 Il seller Nav; 81 l3H
seller June; 81 1875 seller July; ST II
seller August; 81 l77s seller September;
81 lSlI seller October; 81 Is seller year.
No. , Chicago spring 81 l2Agl 1917; No.
3 Chicago spring 95c; No. red winter
81 l5@sl Is. Corn-Active and lower at
553,@554c. cash; 552sM55'2 seller May;
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-30

CardODa .''lo/2O
Aurora.
Other
ArDCCk les
LeSerlng' '''''''''''''''''A'
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28
MEXICAN RECIPROCITY.


Ex-President Diaz, of Mexico, has
heard the sound of the whistle of the
American locomotive, and has just
come to visit our goodly land, with
their minister of war, and their travel
ling suit, bringing the olive branch OF
peace, and their hands full of offers OF
reciprocating benefits to be found in
commSrcialties. We are indebted to
President Diaz for his pioneer effort
while in the chair of State of removing
existing prejudices of race, education
and nationality between us and Mexico
We doubt not that he and his suit viii
be richly and sumptOusly entertained
while in our borders and greater goot
may come out of it in the event of hi
reelection to the presidency. Ttxa
has but little or no reputation for main
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28

18th & Chestnut,
PHILADELPHIA.
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28

In Oregon there is a railroad which
does profitable business, although a
handcar and a push car constitute its
entire equipment. The road, which is
about Eve miles long, was formerly
used by the Utter Coal Company, but
upon its suspension q few years ago
the engine was taken of, q hand-car
substituted, and lucrative freight and
passenger carriage built up, the charge
being $3.50 q ton for freight and fifty
cents for passengers.
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28

Many Philadelphia business men
now use type-writer>, and not long age
q wholesale house sent a letter of this
kind to a small dealer in the far West
The Western man returned it with tho
Indignant comment 81 Just want yOu
to understand that l ain't no schoo
boy can read writin' as good as any
one
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28
Dallas, Texas, March Is, 1883.

A gallant hatcher: Irate customer
That goose bought here last week
was as tough as leather judgment, and
you said it was only six months old.
My wife says she bets that goose has
seen twenty Winters" Butcher
"Quite likely" Irate customer
"What do you mean, then, by saying
that it was but six months oldp"
Butcher" You forget, sir, that it was
a female. Gallantry to the sex would
not permit me to put the age beyond
that'n
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28

No accounting fer tastes: When
Brown, after eating a dinner at the
restaurant, asked the proprietor to
charge it, the latter said he should be
glad to, but he kept no books. keep
no booksl" exclaimed Brown. "No,"
replied the other, "there is no account
ing for tastes, you know--at least, not
in this shop"
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28
wINTERING STOCK.

1t has frequently occurred to me that
stock feeding in Texas or for that mat
ter in the entire Southwest, was a sub
iect that demanded more attention
than it receives. The animals from
lack of winter feeding, while compelled
to endure without shelter all the vicis-
itudes of this changable, though south
ern latitude, make the planters calcu-
lated to loose from 10 to 25 per cent in
what is called a hard Winter. If a
reasonable provision of food and shell
ter were general as it is at home, but
light losses would occur. 1t seems like
an abuse of the word liberty to apply
it to horses being allowed the liberty
to run at will among the cows or take
like farm breath the free air of heaven
day and night with nothing but the
clouds or starry canopy above them
no hay, straw or fodder to eat, but ge
their living if they can, and die If the!
must, with nothing 10 prevent then
from seceeding FROM their owners bu
the brand that is burnt ON them, look
to me like inhumanity coupled will
improvidence.
Nothing pleasant about the looks Q
this poor work stock when the Sprin
activities commence, but some how o
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28
NOVELTIES IN THE DEC

NOVELTIES IN THE DEC
Grafton of Note Papers, Stamp
ing in Colors and in Rich
Bronzes. Effective Combina-
tons of Colors illuminated in
Gold. Special designs fur
nished free of charge for orna-
mental Initials and Address
Dies in new styles of lettering.
THE HIGH REPUTATION
of BAILEY, BANKS & BIDDLE's
Illuminated Stationery is due
to its perfection of detail ex-
ecution and the constant orig
inality of idea in the designs
produced.
Smyrna times., 1883-03-28

STYLISH WEDDING INVI-
tations and Announcements,
Reception Cards and Invita-
tions engraved in the best
manner. Samples in the latest
forms and handsomest varie-
ties of script.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03
Personal AND LITERARY.

DR. Tanner, the faster, who has
liz j in Cory, Pa. for several months,
has removed 10 jamestown, in New
York State
1t was observed that when Mr..
Parnell pronounced his name in the
House Of Commons lately, he laid the
accent on the first syllable Parncll.
There is hardly any need for the
London papers to say that Gladstone is
about to retire, 1t appears that about
all the big men on the footstool are re-
firing to enjoy their last sleep. ~ Y.
Graphic
"A great poet is not without honor
save in his own country An Ayrshire
paper is authority for the statement that
there is not single copy of Burns
poems in the free public library at
Mauchline.
The death Of Mrs. Harriet Lane
Johnsons onlysurvivingc child recalls the
memory of her gracious presence in the
White House when her uncle, James
Buchanan, was President. and how
Lord Lyons, then British Minister, was
engaged to be married to her.
Miss Linda Gilbert, the prisoners
friend is now endeavoring to secure
additional educational facilities and
other reforms in the prisons of Balti-
more and Washington. She will soon
sail for England, and devote the sum
mer TO efforts in behalf of prison re-
form there. ~ Y. Times.
Ex-senator Thurman's recent seri-
ous accident occurred as he was hurry
ing downstairs TO get paper from
newsboy. His foot caught in the car
pet, and he fell forward two steps to the
hall door. He was carried to his room,
when il was found that his left arm
was squarely broken just above the
elbow
Wendell Phillips wife has been an
invalid for over thirty years, and dur
ing all this time the great orator has
been untiring in his attention TO her
" No one but you can know what il
has been TO care for her." was re-
marked to him recently. "Ah! No
one but me knows how good she is"
was his heartsome answer.
Miss Lolita Mignon Crabtree, better
known by the simple name Of Lotta, has
been losing her singing voice during
some time past, and by the advice Of
her physicians will retire from the stage
for two years in order to seek expert
medical treatment in Europe. Should
ii be found that her voice can not be re-
stored, her retirement from the stage
will be permanent.-Ch Chicago Times.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03

A gentleman stopped his horse at a
toll-gate. and not seeing the gateman
went into the house. Finding no one he
began to search, and finally discovered
the gate-keeper out in the field at work.
Although the old man was quite dis
tance away, the gentleman went into
the field, approached the old man and
said.
You are the toll-gate keeper, be-
lieve?"
"Yes, sir, the old man replied, turn
ing and leaning upon his hoe handle.
well, ! want to go through the
gate
"Ain't the gate open?"
''Yes."
"Well. why don't you 90 throughP
It's my business to be there.
because ! want to pay YOU
"And you came all the way out here
TO pay me five cents?"
"Yes, sir, said the gentleman, proud
~ looking the old man in the eye.
"Couldn't you have left the money
on the tableP'
Yes, but wanted you to know that
] paid you"
You are an honest man.
"Yes, SIR replied the gentleman,
while pleased expression spread over
his face.
.'You would have walked three times
as far to have paid me that five cents,
wouldn't you?''
"Yes, sir, | would"
Here, John the old man called to
boy that lay in the shade, ..call the
dog and go along and watch this feller
till he gets away. Bet a hundred dol
lars he steals something fore he leaves
the place. 1rdceller.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03
Something Better Than Railroads.

During a Western trip of one of New
York's railroad kings, made last year,
it became known through the passenger
coaches that his private car was at
tached to the train, and as the conductor
entered one of the coaches man from
Northern Indiana beckoned to him and
asked:
is Mr.. Gould's car with this tramp
''Yes; sir
"Is Mr.. Gould in that carp
'He is
"Can | go in and see him3'
IF You can get in"
Well, I'll try said the man. as he
rose up. "I've got model here of the
smartest, cutest and best washing-ma-
sheen ever invented. and if Mr.. Gould
will drop his railroads and take hold of
this with me, I'll warrant him steady
income, after the first year, of forty dol
lars a week.
He didn't succeed in entering the car,
and that may be the reason why Mr..
Gould is still in the railroad business, -
Val Street Negs.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03
HUMOROUS.

1T is spring time with the frog when
the small boy is around with a stone.-
boston Commercial Bulletin.
Never write to the morning Jour
nails TO explain that you didn't do it,
Any snake can tell you that there is no
use gnawing on a newspaper file.-
Ptch.
"A little boy being asked if he was
dux of his class, replied: II am where
the head of the class used to be, but
the teacher has turned the class
around.
A little girl visiting Niagara with
her father, and seeing the foam at the
foot Of the falls, exclaimed: "Pa, how
much soap it must take to make so
much sudsl'
IL like your new hat very much,n
he said. "It's chic; there's sort Of
abandon" There isn't any sort Of
band on il, she said, pouting. It's
real ostrich feather,'
"A Virginia calf was found in the
hay-loft the other day, and the owner
proves that the wind must have blown
il up there because There was no lad
der-way for it TO climb up" The gem
eral opinion in the neighborhood though
is that the owner expected the tax
assessor round that day.-Boston Iiost.
Johnnie" said the teacher, "a
lie can be acted, as well as told. Now,
II your father was to put sand in his
sugar. and sell il, he would be acting
lie and doing very wrong" "That's
what mother told him." said Johnnie,
L. L. 81
care. ~ y. Examiner.
"A sober Philadelphia omnibus came
near upsetting, and the possible victims,
with one exception, threw up hands of
protesting leverage. The exception sat
motionless. How could you be so
calm?" asked a friend. my dear"
was the reply, "my gloves are mis-
fit. - -EGchdnge.
Two young fellows stood in front of
a billboard the other night intensely
perusing the announcement of the Bos-
ton Ideal Opera Company. Finally one
remarked: ''Wbat is the Boston IDEAL
any howP" The latter looked at him
half contemptuously for moment and
replied in deprecatory tone: Don't
you know what the Boston Ideal is?
Why, you ninny, it's baked beans. -
Hartford GiObe.
-"Please, sir, there's nothing in the
house to eat said Browns landlady.
" How about the fish ] sent in?f
please, sir, the cat ave eat them
"Then there's some cold chicken
% Please, sir, the cat Wasn't
there tart of some sortP" "Please.
sir, the cat" "All right, must do
with cheese and please, sir, the
cat" "Then, darn it, cook the cat.
and let's have ii all at once.''-N Y
tribune.
AT railroad station, lately, an ell
derly Irish woman who had arrived
few seconds after the train had started,
set of to run after il. She of course
soon came TO halt, when she began TO
abuse the unaccommodating engine.
adding with mate brogue: s.Faughi
the great black ugly lump When She
gets as old as me she won't run 50
quick =
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03
A Whipping Story.

A boy-no matter his name, for he
sits in Parliament nova boy who was
both nervous and credulOus, had been
made to believe that decoction of fresh
walnut juice used as ointment would
harden any part of the body to which il
was applied. Having been complained
of on a half-holiday. and anticipating
that he should have to "stay at nine"
on the morrow, he procured some green
walnuts. squashcd their juice out into a
basin, and daubed himself freely with
the liquid over night.
Next morning he found to his dismay
that he had stained himself to rich
mahogany color, which would not wash
off II was in vain that he rubbed him
self with 4 soapy sponge and called upon
his neighbors TO assist him in this oper-
alton; the stains would not go; several
of bis friends, however. reassured him
by saying that they did not show much,
and ii was on the faith Of these state
ments that the self-painted one went
into school At nine clock he went
into the swishing room, and being too
shy TO give the head master hint of
what had happened, knelt down with
out word. DIR. 6. fairly recoiled.
But when the sixth form pr;eposter,
who had got an inkling of the story,
laughingly explained how and for what
purpose walnut juice had been used,
the doctors mirth was too great to allow
him 10 proceed with the castigation.
He threw down the birch and hurriedly
left the room. -" SeCen Years al Et0n.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03
LIKE A HOUSE.


Men arc like houses They are flats.
They too, have hrieks-within their hats
THEY'RE mortgaged, hammered, nalled and
tOOrcd,
And have room-attics, and their board.
Houses have tenants, and, we guess,
A man has ten aunts. more or less.
Both have top storles empty quite.
And each doth take carpenter right.
Houses and men of ancient dates
Have scanty locks and broken gaits.
Houses on corners stand, with stairs;
Men do the same. Both need repairs.
Houses are lathed with plaster. Men
Are pastercd all with lather when
They shayings have They're shingled, too,
Vpon their mans hard roof 80 true.
4 house well built will settle some;
4 man well billed win scttle-grum.
Scafolds on houses hang; hut men
Hang on Il scaifod oft again.
Unlike man house of wood
Foundation has for stories good.
Roth fire insurance need below
For manshuns burning much We know.
II. Q. Dodge, IN Detroit Free Press.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03
Setting Ones House in Order.

When the head of the house is laid
low there is trouble. And the trouble
is greater if, as so often happens, Death
finds him before his house is set in
order and he is ready to depart. II he
had lived he would have collected
debts, Strengthened out tangles and got
things into proper shape for his success
sor. If he had lived, perhaps, only a
little longer, he would have made his
will, and aided so far in settling his Is
tate amicably and according to his plan.
A great many more men die intestate
than otherwise A man has the feeling
that making a will is direct and i'm
mediate preparation for death, and that
putting off this duty DELAYS the final,
fatal dart. But when this dart has sped.
and the widow finds herself alone and
responsible for settling the estate. she
feels utterly lost and knows not which
way to turn. The legal forms that
must be gone through with are quite in
comprehensive and strange to her, and
she has little idea what ought to be
done, or of the manner in which the es-
tate ought TO be settled up. In too
many cases the wife knows very little
about her husband business affairs. his
obligations, his assets. his liabilities.
She takes for granted that 'she knows
his own business. and i aof only com
petent to manage it in the best way for
the interests of both. but that he does
so, and that she is secure in any event.
Many wives have feeling that the
manifestation of a lively interest in the
exact status of affairs would betray or
seem 10 betray lack OF confidence in
their husbands, and in accordance with
.hR feeling they hand over to their hns-
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03

The following is said to be bril-
liant example of German wit: Child
- Herr Pastor, my mother sends me to
say that my father died last night.
Pastor. Did you call doctor?"
Child" No. Herr Pastor; he died Of
himself, London Society
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1883-05-03

Mr.. John V. Farwell, of Chicago,
has his life insured for S223,00 This
is believed 10 BE- the largest individual
insurance carried in the West. -= Chicago
Nsws,
, 1883-12-15
sheriff. sale OF Peal Estate.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT " PJ!
Nsuance of decree of foreclosure, order Of sale n
ulglnent issued out Of the District NoG: ot ? q
Ierritsry Of Washin ton. and for the Fist JCl-I
District thereof, holding terms ut WALL Nal .
Walla Nala COuniy, IN sal terrtOry, n GER -
action thsr=in p n.ling wherein j. IL Poster al
Mm O'DCu f-li eIccdtors of the estate OF ia 3
L. Cock ceased, were Plaintiffs, and X. 7. ie!
nolls. kel heynoils, II. DusenbeTy l. DUSe o
berry, ami i stencil were def f-ndan's, which sal ]
decree orirg Of sale ami JGigment Was y tnierti m
said action On the 18th day Of November, Ies5, N
favor of said Plaintiffs and aga nst sad defendant;
4 p REYNOLDS, for the sum OF Sl,soO W with IN
terest at the of y per cent per mocth and the
further sum Of sIGO attorneys fees, together with
Costs Of suit and in favor OF the defen-ant. \ H..
Reynolds for he sum OF ESQ %, with interest at
The rate OF Il. per cent per mouiE .ni IN isvOr OF
tn d. fen!anIs ii. Dusenbery. l.. Dusenbery and
Fred stencil for the of S75 GJ, WI interest at
the rate OF 10 per cent Per anhum. Nov" tnrf Io;e'
by Vi Tue AMI III pursuance o! sild cree Il lo
cisu c, or!er of sale All JI.5n-nt, q eeItlLsi
ry of winch has besn duly issued out OF and uE.er
the seal of the said courJ. ani 10 me di,ec
and de rlver-d, Will 10 satisfy said dec =t, orl-f 81
sale and judgment, said at orn@ys fegs, anu II
ocs,s on " ,dI day, th- 10th day oi January, ID.
1854 at the hour ocock P. " OF al day II ne
court house dor IN tie anu county OF VI aih
ala Washington Teir :, duly sell Al pu14c
sucti N to the highest b the premises IN shi
decree, order oi = lie and IN nj, meht1nei ami
described as follows, to. Commencing on the
east bOIEdtTy IneOf the I- Invest quarter OF the
norJhw st quarter Of set on No.-. IN Io"hshiP NO.
:. y, OF Il. % East point ;ortH tiol ross south
OF the IL h east 80 OF s:fd s,uth west quaF'-T
OF said thwest q ,rt=r, thehce wes twenty 70
rods thence south ,.slt 8 rods then est t|',ii
l2J 10 theme eight rols 10 tie plicr 'e-
ginning, cOntainInS one gcrs together with he te.-
inents l. retitamen;s lni Hppu: :trLances th=reun %
belonging. situate lying nj bvins ia Nsl!a Na.ii
County, Washington Terri ory-
GIvcn under my hand tins iOth day of December,
A. ID. 1888. JAS. IL IhCMfSoN,
Sheriff Walli na!la Couliy. VT
, 1883-12-15
The New suffrage Law.

Under the new suffrage law, women in
ths territory belonging to either OF the fol
lowing classes are enttie. TO vote and hold
office:
lst. Those above the age OF twenty-one
years who were born in the United States.
Dad Those no. born in the United States,
but whose fathers were ratrralizsd therein
while they were minors.
3rd. Those not belonging to the first OF
second class. but who are, or have been mar
ried to citizens of the United States.
In all cases, residence in the territory 81,
months next proceeding the day of election
and thirty days in the county is repaired.
Womennet belong ng to any Of the classes
specified above, must make declaration Il
become citizsns sat least SIX months preyi
Gus to the day Of election, and take 'ar
oath to support the constisution Of the
Unitei States and tie Organic Act Of tht
territory at least SIX months previous to TIE
day of electlen."
There may not be many women in the ter
ritory coming within the last requirement
but there are undoubtedly some, and they
should attend to it at once IN case they de-
sire to vote Or hold any Office.
Some men Will also do well to attend &c
the requirement of the law.