The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-01-16
" MORNING BAZOO, TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1883

new process called pottery work. They
have metallic ring but will endure aud
keep their vivid coloring for any length of
time. The young lady will learn the art
when she returns to Cincinnati.
A sLEiGHING STORY IN Two CHAPTERS.
CHAP. /.
1rto the sleigh bopped be,
UP to her home he glode;
Close To his side sprang she,
Gayly away they rode.
Over bridge, drove he,
Lips to her lips he glued.
paying the toll, saiJ she;
Sweetest Of maids" he cooed.
Cared no longer, did he,
Whittier he drove, alas
Love, it is blind, ali nc!
And this is what came TO pass.
Steed got out of the way,
Ran right over stump;
Sleigh upset-he-she
Both fell out in lump.
Steed then took to its heels,
aIbly ne veiIeU adu wnOaeU.
Faster aud faster it went,
She-he--were left in the road.
Then she was mad, was she,
Called him a fool, as we'll
"Vix-nish miss" said he,
"fou may just go to h-Eldorado."
-Madder'n ever, was she,
Quickly and sngrily talked;
WeIl-gayly they'd ridden from home,
Mournfully back to il walked.
Finis-'Taint made up and faint likely
to be.
TOO MUCH TINE TO TRIPLES.
One thing must strike those who occa-
sionally take time TO think in this world,
and that is, why so many very, very busy
women never accomplish anything. Can
II be that IL Is because so much time is
given 10 tritie5, like monogramirg hand
kercbief, or emDroideriry a name ON
glove-sacEet, or looking after the note pa
per that has the day OF the week engraved
at the top OF the sheet, or hand painting
placgues or something or other, or dallyiDg
at shopping, or doing up bangs, or spas
medically studying ''culchaw," or making
out visiting list, or looking over the
fashions, or ,aikinSrtO the doubtful young
man who a red neck tie at the glove
publication or what not, nothing useful.
nothing sensible although always busy
perhaps, aud life. with its wonderful mys-
teries, its grard aims, its ten thousand ar
mics of wonderful achievements and noble
ness of pu pose, is neglected, and all they
have made is q record OF failure when
"fnis" is written.
SLIGHT ACCIDENT.
Accidents OF the most unexpected and
nature will now and then hap
pen to the wisest and most discreet Of ind
at least, an accident:of this kind
happened Friday afternoon to a young
lady Oh this city, who had ventured down
street without securely fastening her hat
in its legitimate place. The wind was
blowing. and without as much as by your
leaye the hat was removed from her head
and gently deposited i'm enc of Ohio streets
seas OF mud. OF course gallant ran to the
rescue. bat the hat was ornsmented triAe
young lady was necessarily Obliged to
make gentleman's chaPeau, which she
procured close at hand. 10 duty while she |
proceeded ON her journey. The woman"
has been confidently told, however, that |
she locked admirably in her new head
and the accident had q very
pleasant ending after all.
THE HOUSE WITH Closets.
How dear to the heart Of the Housekeeping
woman,
Are com 'orts Of which SO few architects |
tell:
Nice children, good servants, and plenty OF
room in
The well-6tted mansion in which they
must dwell.
But first of the blessings kind fortune can
give her,
If she i'm the city or country abide,
Is that which she longs for and covets for
The big, airy closet, her joy and her
pride
The roomy, clean closet, the welI-ordered
The big, airy closet, her joy and her
pride.
The house may be perfect from garrett to
cellar,
Well lighted, we'll aired, with cold water
and hot;
And vet, to the eve of the feminine
dweller,
II closetless, all is as If it were not.
How oft she has sunk like dove that is
wounded,
How oft she has secretly grumbled and
sighed,
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