New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-25
A Chinaman Takes "A Trout.

Sam Lung brought my shirts home
zone day lately, and after obtaining his
trade dollar, fingered as though some
ching oppressed his mind
.Whatisit, SAM Dollar no goodep?"
asked IT,
Eyes, dollal all litee,a but want to
talkee bo.lt woodsee.'
sWoodsee? What's that, SAM?
Didn' ! give you the right changer
"Change ale litee too, ale same, but
want to talk bout Adilondacks. You
been in Adilondacks, so,A1elican man
tellee me,
es, I have been in the Adiron-
dacks, but what do you know about that
place?'
Know heap / been Adilondacks
too, catchee tlout on sting, no likee in
net. Like thlow fly, tIoutee bitee,
hookee in jaw, pull him topside.
Whoopee! / go Washee by Blue Noun
tain Lake, big hotel, locke for heap
Washee when Mclean ladee comee in
with whitee dless and nobby Mclean
man come, plenty washee, plenty mon
ey. =
well, Sam, did you get rich therep
Plenty washee and plenty dollar?
No washee, no dollal. Mclean la
dee blue dless, Mclean man blue shit,
wear 'em two, thlee Weeke, no wash.
Pave on lailload, walkee back. Catchee
tout ale samey fore 60.
,ssHow did you oct the trout, Samp
tell me all about it. s. ~ s-S
'.Old looster stoppe in hotel. He
say Sam, come in boat for guide on
lake, me give half dollal day. So get
in boat with old looster and 60 topside
lake to5see him scoopee tlout. He get
out little bamboo stick and puto sting
and little fly. He thloW fly but tloutee
no eatee. Put on more fly, putty fly on
sting when he see tlont come topside,
and show tail way off. He thlow out
and stick out hand, no catchee. Leach
out again, and PUNK he 90 ont boat and
get all wette. Me no leayee him, but
pull him topside in boat. He faid to
90 back to hotel cause boys lafff, SO he
tell me go shore make fire. 1 make fire
and he pull out big bottle whisky and
get dly. / say go SCOPE tlont SO boys
dom laff when we come acksides hotel
when mo catchee. So / go out and
thlow fly. Think get big bulgee on old
Sucker to get all fun and half doHal,
an he sit by fire so sick. 5s
So / thlow fly, ale samey Melican
man, and say me no ely baby if getwet-
tee, like old looster, you bettee you liv-
Ier; SO thloW and thloW and catchee
big fish and thinkee Ishakee old looster,
and go to hotel and showee tloutto Mel
lean ladee and braggee ale same Nell
lean man. So / takee boat and leave
old looster on shore. He yellee like
fun, 4 no hear, just hoe my own row.
go on to hotel, takee fish on sting, and
lshow fine ladee big tlout. She laugh
and say niece tlont, and call Mclean
man. He lookee and say stlontee be
allowed, you sgottee hawn dace. So j
cuttee stick fore old looster come lone
side hotel and kickee me topside stom-
ZACH, and / hoof it down load twenty-five
miles to lailload and stealee Idle to Sal
Iitoga. Heap washee in Salitoga, water
tall taste like old tin pail. >
well, Sam! was that all the trout
Syou took, one horned dace ~
Yes, tout, hawn dace, allie same,
some Gale tloutee, some Gale hawr
dace. Gale tlout when lican man
Iscoope himself. Gale hawn dace wher
oller teller or Chinaman SCOPE liz
samee, catchee tlout like Melican mar
in Adilondacks When you go topside
Adilondacks again, you takee me fol /:
4 guide, / showee you how SCOPE tlou
with fly on stling, Bye bye, y 'fs5 5 So
With a smile that way child like Ahl
bland, Sam Lung pungled otff in the al
ERECTION Of the Bowery, scarcely soiline
the white soles of his shoes, in the mul
lof Broadway as he crossed it.