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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-07-10

ytN ORDUA>-,. July 60 -ant rAnha1go on
~ York I.s1 per uo' mr umuf sterling
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
Inras..cned Critict,r1.


"A Western scri6c's tri5Hte to Emma Abbott
Asa singer she can lust wallop the hose
cf anything tbas ever wa.ge6 Jaw en- the
rcuzrts From Der c'ea-, Lirdlrze upper notes
she would counter away down on the bass
racket, and rlen cushion hack IN q sort Of
sri-i--ai treble. vaich made sveEv nan re
DE audience imagine sysry hair en- his head
vas rae gcitcn string Ct . celestial harp
over which angelic fingers were sweeping q
the inspiring Cd tune Of "PClly. put the ket-
tie en-"
Here she would rest awhile, triIlins like an
enchanted bird, and then bop IN among the
Hrper Ectes a.-Iil with j giz UP a1d sl-
y-ylcity thai jilgled ths glass pendants ga
.ls chandeliers, and ELECTED wbocp Of
pleasure trcu every -alCct N the uIco- In
the i1s1 act she uads a neat play and worked
10 s..lz aug1s kiss IF hers en- Cdssie- He
had her IN bis arms. with her head wing on
Lfs shoulder and her ewes slcctIng red bot
s-rglzz Of -alvauizsd love right into his All
al cuce der eyes began TO ,witch cra-uyiy
I-d get into position, and when be tumbiec %
hex racket bs drew her Up easy lis.s- shgE his
eyes. and thzu her RYE, luscious hrs glued
themselves 90 bis, and a thrill OF pleasure
ulbEed bold 5t him uz-il the 1uiience could
l.m1s. here his tgeHIIls grind against his
boots Tlsu she shut bar eyes and pushed
harder, al5-gt. Molly H1ses,-Jhs smack
th1s followed started tie stitching Of every
-aasc-ii1e heart II tie house
Shes a thoroughbred, right from the s.lzt,
and tie fellow tlas takes IN her kisses q
mare 20 &c suvisd tba1 the hauSh-isst u0rarcL
.llE ever sela.lgd down ca gold plated
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21


The Supreme Currs CT Galliernia has decided
TN, sunday law 70 &c constitutional, ard The
Chief n Police Of san Franciscc has ordered
he captains to suth0riEs cGhecrs to arrest al
persous Vioiadrg IT, Il - therefore an essae-
Tshef nIisiemea1or 70 coaGacs business pro-
b:biced ~ Section zoe, Chapter VII, CT the
Penal Ggie. The oalv way Of escaping par-
ishmsns for violation Of Tire law IS By The FAVOR
Of a Fstty jury,
There IS no dggbt there VIII be q sCcat uun1-
Der Of trials and contests before the courts,
aad a. !. 3 well fcr the people 70 know exactly
wbat the Inv IS, we therefore give she full
tezt az f1liowss
Sec. 2ge. Every person who on tie CHRIST
ian Sabbath gets rp, exhibits, cpeEs or uiai1-
slins. OK aiis in .setti8g gPs exhibiting, cPen-
ing or naiu.ai niu, any bull, 6eur, cock or prize
hghs. horse race, circus, gambling house or
salrcn. or any harbaruEs and noisy amGse~
uent, q who sleeps, conducts or exhibits any
tleatsr. uesVdeoB. GaHce cellar, or other PLACE
Cd musical. theatrical or operatic performances,
sGec3cie, CT representation where any ulues,
6Ggurs, CIR intoxicating drinks are bought, sold,
used, draak- or given away, CT who Purchases
alv Gekel of IdmisSicE. CT directly CT Intl-
rgc-y E1ys any admission lee 30 or Lcr the
rarrcse OF E5c1sssius, OF aSesucsus Any s1ch
place q amusement, spectacle, pertcrynance 1I
representation > .-a-l-y-g. nssce1earsS-
Sec 800. Ever person uag Seeps open On
Sunday any store. zs4af, bar. saieou, ca1S,
i1- house. or Clhsr pllcs CT business. Tor the
purpose Of t-lHsac-iHg busiuess therein 10 Pu1-
isbablc ~ fne Of not less than ; CT more
thaa $50
Sec. 50l TIE provisions of the preceal1s
sec1rus to got ipPly CO persons who. On Sun
day, keep sreu hotsls, board u,-hcrses, bnz-
Der shoes, baths. markets. restaurants, tayerns,
livery stables, or retail drug stores, for tie
Legitimate business Ct each, or such ula1Gtie-
turing establishments as are usually kept 10
ccusinusG eperuti1n 5 Z. PGgsr
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
rrrs .Amsrican SsasssasEs.

Our American Consul made a sensible
speech II lie Puy, France, at the Lafayette
banquet given ca the sth Of September. I
was IN repo1se to the z1ast, "Ths American
Press said he.
sGsatJgue1, the moment Of this festival IS
1usP5ciggs- Que BY one the pretsuders to the
thrones are descending to the tomb enc by
enc tie civilized uarioHs are declaring with a
louder voice fer IiLerty Of CPiuiCu, Of speech,
Of Suffrage. &C government The enemies Of
tie people ldrm that all power Is CT divine
origin Be is SO but it Is the voice Of God
speaking through al His children and not
alone through kings. 40 combination, be It
VIA. ir nav, Of zigaary forces can stay
the march Of political liberty In Europe In
the uIcdsru civilization. the divine right Of
kings has besu s1pPIaatsd by tie divine
right sf peoples Make your people free,
rake It Intelligent, make It responsible 70
conscience, % duty, 70 order, 90 law, and you
wiIL make II. al JEe same tins, respsctsr Of
the ~ = Of others vcu viii make 1t truly
Conservative. he it IS who has nothing 20
conserve, zEc is reVcl 1ti5uary
These words were suited to the occasion,
and they drew from tie guests applause loud
and I-u- continued : z Cal
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
Cholera Treatment.

As the newspapers have contributed 50
many alleged remedies for this dread disease
which Gucs again Is threatening an invasion Of
the eGg1E.v, we shall give enc based on Esg-
sCral experience il Cuba II 1858.
II i SIMPLY ailr-fgTEJ administered iE.lT-
=lEg= tablespoonful, iEtermizsd with siz q
Ell h- times that quantity Of water. We know
fully one hundred men who were 50 cured,
and ltu5-is-srsd the remedy ourselves IN
some cases. We saw one man rescued from
the SD condition and the remedy sue
,eedei II curing In all cases that We saw Il
tried upon Previously, in the same CHI
ul1ui-y, Go 1ue stricken with tie disease had
survived an atti1k :, and chl1r1igFm scemei
90 cure u .aIIThIY --4Hlsrica b, RsgstT
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
FROM TIE ARCTIC.

The waalz1g sci1ocuzr -,gs, Capt lL-E-1ul,
arrived il san Frr1cis1 Elrbcr -l gla lf.sr-
ugca CT Oct 9Th, hcu Fox Islands, Hsr
Captain reports an ulusu1lly bad season IN the
Arctic. and his cru. experiences make another
interesting starry 1E the tzrr7rs and E-tvlE1us
Ct tie frozen region
Capt McEsn1a, who y also tie owner Ct
the Per, LEFT here IN bis vessel as vsII sqalp-
red l. uozsf1Is for the -ruzs,. and with as many
Cf the essentials fcr comfort II the Northern
Ilti.uias ls can be carried lEllrl wElier-
On rgachins tie grounds lie took cuuIuud Of
tie bark CyCls, also his cFu vessel and began
cruising rlrrl e. relieved Capl. Baker, " 10
wls gGE n c1uIua1C CT the Plgs- The CID
Cgg1s L0Elsd chssrIly along and her LdpslI-
had tie r-cG f-r-lls -c take -ls Of DE Erss
whales Of tie season CATCH IL UIs cent II r
md tzie6 cut ard tie eli sc1E.v slowed
and thar prgspscls CT Q successful ssls1u lad
q srLsE1E eject en- the zpl-l-s Of the Cd
whalers.
Just before rs1cliu- P15zt Bel1Esr the
weather tecars thick and heavy and IN almost
-zpe1etrablz fc- settled down ca tie water
Carefully sczElii-.- and feeling tie way al1u=,
the Cgg..s proceeded ca her course A heavy
scu-Ew west gale zpralE U and c-u-I--sc wiki
increasing s''-el-z -'- - -.'-- =
saL-s we're al IA "-l- - u Il - d ~
N Fl-ca----lzz --= GA -a-- 7--.-.-A =
e SIP " ----s g --- ----- a. g % -
Poil1 &c So -s--- Z I = ~ - ~ NJ
aEll-- - = -=s-., - 5--.- - =
Eels ro-l- F-@F-e- ---A-- 81 ---
El-I ava 4 III N-- re - ------ .-'-- :
lal- al- -
lA--I season N-.A s-7
"a So = - 49, -5- ~
= Il --= -
Use Z - ~ ~.
- - - 49, So
81 :.
F.9s a-- e ' ESP -
-. - il-
=
4- q. az 49, -
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21

Boards, surfaced and rough; Baftszs,
Pickets, Rustic. Lattice, Clarfosri
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21

Barley EEhoie and c., - = '''an
~ ll-aQs, and otter Feed
- Or6ez the above through
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
Lundbourg's Perfumep

vTHl-h we Ger f1r sale az Gre=tiF Rrtur,d Rates
~ Oar Prices ar aivays REASONABLE aHd our
GOODS GENUINE. 90
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
FRUIT TREES AND PLANTS



ApPLESs
E-z5s.ass-s years e.I- sl-u ASST yeas cli
fz-vgsi WINES t-a5. s1s trsg $50
PEARS:
F.rstssss trgcs-- years 1Id- Stl Bartlett, Winter
Nslies, aud several Other vlristis=-
PEACHES
Els=sss- t-ass-l gear oid Hllsz Early, Rielz.sgi,
PLUmS:
Gsidsl D7cFs, Yellow Ezz, Green Gl5es yeas oll.
PRIMES
Sog aisd Rlrs Trees, sl--1 each
APRICOTS:
F1gr vl-5etis=-sz gears Old, s5-5S.
GECTAEINESs
F5ze Tree--z wears old. sl-75
oUESCES
Ebrga Varieties STD
FIGS
WEzy Gel1a, Brown T1rsey. California Black 81 =
CHERRIES
SIX Varieties s. -li cach7 TO ge1-s.li-
ALdoSDS:
SsH Slsll-zgsars CID 500 CTfis ust San b. pCgd-
tlhly riizati CT lag part C these Islands
WALNTTSs
rIllf.-uia Black. Eastern Slack Threi Eess old,
sac ga1i; years OH ; 81 each
PECASS AND EILBERTS:
uui Il f-at-z yll- 5aI Bush $50 each
Ca-razts Gc1s5g-rles E1sPdezria. and 5.1ckbc-riss
wen rooted % cgu-s g1cl-
GRAPE CUTTINGS:
winch have u1lsa specially For Ssseu Years Of =
eh1ce varieties uf Tahis Gsaps- ii cents each
ROOTED GRAPE TINES;
Tsr Fazitss ef Tll1 and Wine Craze a. to 81 cents
To Ccr-ssDouiszts--Wrls plainly the names
lni aunhsr u trees ana plants uauted- ADDRESS 20
Strawberry Plants $3.50 per DOz.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1883-11-21
BEEF and PORK

NTEW TogK EXTRA FAMILY BEEF IN
~ Bhls s1u Fr1acisco HISS BEEF, san FFEu
cisco EXTRA FAMILY BEEF fu Bbls. PAINE
MESS E'ORk in Bhis- PIC PURH in h1lf bDi-.
quarrgr bbf-- zlls Ee-- and 5ib Tia
- BOLLEs a Go.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-11-14
HUMOROUS.

One thousand dollars in gold
weighs four pounds. That is why so
many newspaper men are so round
shouldered.
DARWIN says that the monkey
can blush. He certainly ought to
when he sees the way his descendants
are cutting up.
OFFENDED: ~ did not think my
cousin would have taken offense,' said
Mrs. Ramsbottom, "but to my surprise
he retired in high gudgeon.- London
Pudch.
"A CASE is on record where bar
Der and his victim were both happy.
The former talked on without inter-
ruption, and the latter was deaf N.
Y. Mail.
son |" blushingly said the young
lady who had been offered congratulate
tons by friend, 81 am not engaged
yet--but-" and she blushed more
deeply-"I expect to be by next
week." The congratulations held over.
"A COLoRED girl was heard the
other day to remark confdentially to a
friend: "Yes'm, | done write to nv
gemman frien' dat de next time I set
de day fur de ceremony it'll have to
cum off, an he knows Use in earnest,
fur put it in parenthesis."
Or the rich newspaper men, James
Gordon Bennett runs two yachts and
four-in-hands; Robert Bonner is the
owner of one hundred and seventy
horses; Charles A. Dana keeps Pull
man parlor car, while we are putting
in foundation for q barn. Marlboro
Times.
para, can't l go to the store and
get me a new dresss" "Why, child,
you have got plenty of good dresses"
eyes, papa, but they are all out of
STYLE Nonsense, girl! the trees al
ways come out in the same style every
spring, don't they9" eyes, papa, and
they always look green, too" "All
right go to the store and get dress
Il Boston Post,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-11-14

ROBERT A. QUINN, N. d.

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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-11-14

BROWNS IRON BlTTERS Is
a complete and sure remedy fer
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Malaria,
Weakness and all disease requir-
Ing a true, reliable, non-aIcohoIic
tonic. It enriches the blood, gives
new life to. the muscles and tone
to the nerves.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-11-14
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF MAILS,

NEW ORLEANs-Daily. Arrives at
800 P. NJ by train, departs at $50 A.
NJ. by train.
NaTcHITocuEs AND SHREVEPORT
Daily. Arrives at 6 P. NJ, by stage;
denarts at 9 A. NJ. by stage.
WAsH1NGToN-Via Bismarck. Babbs
Bridge, etc., Semi areekly. Arrives on
Tuesdays and Saturdays Mt | A. NJ.
departs Mondays and Fridays at
P. NJ.
LEEsvILLE-Semi weeh!y. Due every
Monday and Thursday at q O'Clock
p. NJ, departs every Tuesday and
Friday at Z o'clock A. NJ:
HARRIsoNBURG Semi 'ceekly. Due ev.
ery Monday and Thursday at q
O'Clock NJ. departs every Monday
and Thursday at 6 o'clock P. NJ.
wINnr1EID-W Weekly. Due every Tues
day at 70 o'clock NJ. departs every
Tuesday at | o'clock P. NJ.
lR A. L l. r q A d s z.
TINE TABLE OF THE NEW ORLEANS PACIFIC
| GOING East.
No. 4O2, Mail and Express 6:lS p. N
No. 4l0, Freight. .......... $3.50 I. NJ
| GOING WEST.
No. 4OI. Mail aud Express, 12:43 A. NJ
No 400, Freight. ......... .2:l5 A. NJ
Arrive at New Orleans. .....-.S A. Nj
Leave New Orleans. ....... t2:l5 L. NJ
time TABLE MoRGAS's LOUISA AND TEXAS
| ARRIVE
!No. |. Nail and Express. ;. .6:3S ?. NJ
No. 9, Freight, ........... 1895 Z. NJ
| DEPART.
No. 2. Mail and Express, .4:54 A. \!
No. 10, Freight. ............5: SOL A. M
Arrive ut New Orleans. 49,. $40 Z. n
Depart from New Orleans...... g A. NJ
Tickets on sale to al points East and
South East. 6. W. MOTION, A@t.
|
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sol N. Fremont ST., Baltimore

500 N. Fremont St., Baltimore
During the war I was in
juredin the stomach by apiece
of a she'll, and have suffered
fromitever since. About four
yearsagoit brought on paraly.
sis, which kept me in bed six
months, and the best doctors
in the city said l could not
live. Isuffered fearfully from
indigestion, and for over two
years could not eat solid food
and for a large portion Of the
time was unable to retain even
liquid nounshment. / tried
Browns Iron Bitters and now
after taking two bottles / am
able to get up and 60 around
and am rapidly improving.
G. DECKER.
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NIIeE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ON
nkOE the lookout for chances to in.

crease their earnings, and in time become
wealthy; those who do not improve their
opportunities remain in poverty. We Of
fer great chance to make money. We
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to work for us right in their own locali-
ties Any one can do the work properly
from the first start. The business will
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Expensive outfit furnished free. No one
who engages fails to make money rapidly.
You eau devote your whole time TO the
work, or only your spare moments. Full
information and all that is needed sent
free: Address sTlNSON & CO., Port
land, Maine.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-11-14
AN EDITORS LIFE.
BIZ GEO. Il. HUBERT, OF THE WATER
LOO OBSERVER.

Luz
Oh, for the editors vocation
To set ones thoughts for incubation
A life of ease
Nothing to tease
Of wealth untold
No foes to scold-
The luckiest man in the nation
Who wouldn't take the editors place,
In the struggles of the human race!
The world stands treat
Gives grub to cat
A house and lot
A graveyard plot /
The most popular man in his place
Just think of the editors troubles!
They burst in mid-air like soap bub-
Money to get?
He's rich, you bet
Struggle for wealth
Careful of health
You're one of an editors doubles.
An editors life Is transltloll-
Perpetual change OF position
Without sigh
He will not lie
He gives for all
Both great and small
He is great on the acquisition!
Estimate his vast utility
Due alone to great ability
Offices filed
Enemies killed
Loves united
Hates respited--
He does it all for tranquility.
Will the editor do your fghting9
"Tis only an enemy splitting
Of course he will
His purse you fill
VIII praise your foe
He's bought, you know
For he does it all by writing.
Then there's the editors vacation
When he rests from his occupation
Railroad passes
Horses, asses
Picnics mighty
All so Tightly
Just one continuous ovation.
What think you of an editors life9
We know it to be an earnest strife.
Hard work all day
For little pay
Now work at night
By the gas-light.
These are some of the troubles most
rife.
Just call on the editor at home,
As by his place you happen to roam.
A lovely den
Of children ten
The wife shrew
Her hair askew
While he is too scarce on top to comb.
Da you sigh for that occupations
TO raise yourself by incubation
A life of tease
Nothing of ease
Of woes untold
No friends to hold
The loneGest man in creation.
= Printers Journal.
Seal-skin sacque
In the store;
Wife looks back,
Eyes it Ger.
Says to husband,
"Ain't it nice? :"
He shuts eyelids
Like wise.
Shakes his head
Sadly, ''NoI
Grabs her arm,
Homethey go.
Drops of water,
One by one,
Will weor away
The hardest stone.
Ere the falls
Backboue's broke,
Wiley wears
Seal-skin cloak.
--->&<-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

THE USE OF GUANo.-A farmer in the
Atlanta Southern World, writing from Ala
bama, insists that the use of guano is a curse
to the agriculturist: First, because it makes
him careless about home manures; second,
because it eXhausts the land unduly third,
because it doubles the cotton crop and de-
presses the price; fourth, because it leads to
inevitable and ineXtricable debt. This
doubling Thomas winds up by declaring
that court house records will show whether
it pays or not"
Again the same paper says "When our
farmers learn to feed themselves and when
our people generally avoid all speculative
risks abroad, concentrate their capital and
energy at home, the South will be the rich
est country on the earth. AS an old negro
woman said the other day: This is Gods
country, but men are not cooperating with
the Lord We have SURPRISING natural ad-
vantages let them be utilized. We have
lost much, but much remains. If our own
people do not prove worthy of possessing
the land, it will inevitably pass out of their
hands and be given to the stranger. Thisis
the eternal law and it cannot be violated
with impunity.-Aug,tsta Chronicle.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

ALLs WELL THAT ENDS WELL.-An
Austin clerk took in a bad ten dollar bill
and his employer who is very severe man
threatened to deduct it from his wages un'
less he showed it off on some other customer
He said that he did not intend that the firm
should lose it. Next morning when the
proprietor came down, the clerk met him
with beaming smile and said: Hurrah
1 showed that bill off on a fellow. The
firm won't lose a cent. "On whom did
you palm it off"' 81 threw dice, on account
of the firm, with a member of the Legisla'
ture for it and we lost."-IscaS SJftings.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

A MONTANA TEACHER's CORRECTION
"The boy clumb the tree and made the coon
git" wrote Montana teacher on the black
board. "Now, pupils, where's the bad
grammar in that sentence?' None dared
hazard conjecture. The pedagogue called
them set of wooden heads, with brains as
soft as squash pie. Then he triumphantly
altered the "g-i-t" into "g-e-t," and bade
them admire the pure, unadulterated SEN
tence as it stood fresh from the hands of a
master.-Chicd0O Eue
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

MA lady correspondent of the Milwau-
kee Sentinel writing under a nom de pl,t''e
who had attracted considerable attention
received note from a gentleman admirer
recently, in which the writer said that 4
lady who could put-such beautiful thoughts
on paper must be equally gifted in person,
ETC., and wanted to meet her by moonlight
alone, to which she wrote consent. She
came to the rendezvous yelled they walk
ed, he talked, he made love; finally she con.
sented to take little kiss, the veil raised
for the purpose, and the stricken gentleman
gazed upon the comely features Of his own
wife,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

GOD AND No GoD.-All We wanderers in
the harvest will fail and where the grass
will die under the foot, the Kings asks you
and your father and mother and friends to
dwell in that particular part Of the vale
which is richest. Compare the realms of
God and no God, and if in that faith there
flows Nile whose waters never fail-a
river which depends not upon small clouds of
an April sky, but upon the movements Of a
season and lakes and forest of a tropic world,
then move into the world without delay.
1t will be, compared with the parched up
land of denial and doubt, a vale of para
disc. For the maker Of the universe is
kinder than Egyptian kings, and asks the
soul to pitch its tent in that park wide
domain where there are the highest morals
and most inspiring hopes.-David Stoing.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

A GREEN GIRL.-A green young girl
from the country who has been visiting the
city for the first time attended ball the
other evening, and while at the supper a
nobby swell approached her and taking her
programme, said: "Ah, Miss Jennie are you
full ?" 'No, sir, not yet. I've only ct four
dishes of ice cream, two pieces of cake, three
bananas, two oranges. six sandwiches, a
tongue, but if you can get me hunk of pie,
think that will do the business. Cncin-
alnfi Drummer
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

HENS VS.. HoGs.-In reply to acorrespon,,
dent, who has doubts about "poultry and
eggs being cheaper food than pork" we
would say that it has been repeatedly estab-
lished by actual experiment, that given
amount of food will produce more weight of
flesh when fed to poultry than when fed to
swine. AS to the qualities of flesh pro-
duced as human food, there surely ought to
be no controversy. The delicacy, purity
and healthfulness of the one, and the want
of these characters in the other, make all
comparisons odious. But it is in egg produc-
ton that the hen asserts her supremacy.
The amount of food necessary to make a
pound of pork will make two pounds of
eggs-the best known human food. In the
name of all that is good to eat, how can the
hog and the hen be compared? We can live
without pork; but without eggs deliver !!
AS surely as the PHYSICIANS occupation
would be gone if deprived of calomel, qui-
nine and opium, would the cook be bank;
rupt without eggs. Both for virtue and
economy, the hen surpasses the hog too far
for comparison.-S. Western Poultry Journal
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-05-03

s@~ The London Lancet gives the follow
ing cure for bone-felon. GAS soon as the
disease is felt, put directly over the spot a
fy-blister about the size of your thumb nail,
and let remain for six hours, at the expi-
ration of which time, directly under the
surface of the blister, may be seen the felon,
which can be instantly taken out with the
point of a needle or lancet"