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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

Blobson allsaccompaniments "bald
headed music" because they haven't
got any air.-Burlington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

A matter of free hand drawing
pickpocket.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

Paw Paw must be quite hand
some town.-N. Y. News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25
Detroit & Bav City Railroad
GOING NORTH.
GOING SOUTH.

Day and Evening Express daily, Sundays except
ed. Night Express daily, Saturdays excepted.
II. b LEDYARD, HENRY G. WENTWORTH,
Gcnl Manager, Genl Pass. & Ticket Agt.,
Detroit Mich. Chicago Ill,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

The man who makes a motion tC
adjourn is not necessarily adjournal'
ist.-Illinois State Register
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25
Flint & Pere Marquette R. R.

The shortest, quickest, and most reliable route TO
and from Detroit, Toledo, Cleveland, Cincinnati
Saginaw and Bay City.
GOING EAST, SOUTH AND WEST.
Leave Alpena daily, except Sunday, by Alpcna
and Standish line of stages at q. IN.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

"Silence is golden" So is pawn
brokers' sign.-N. Y. News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

The locomotive fireman makes his
living by draw poker.-N. Y. Jour
nal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

Takes things easy-the man VIII
isn't watched.-N. Y. News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

Our fellow citizen who lost his nar
will now be found in thread bare
coat.-N. Y. News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25
CONSUMPTION.
AdamSOn'S Couch BaISam

is for sale by all respectable Druggists and Country
Dealers Prices lOc., Soc. and 75c. Large bottles
cheapest. 0o1yl
FIELD & GRAY, Agents.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

Drawing room cars morning and evening trains
between Bay City and Detroit, extra charges only
% cents.
Night express east runs Sunday night instead Of
Saturday. All other trains daily except Sunday.
SANFORD KELLER, Sup't
W. II. JOHNSON,
Ticket Agent, Alpena, Mich.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

The dunning letter is occasionally
most pay-thetic appeal.--N. Y.
News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25
The Great, The Great, The Great
ADAMSON'S
BOTANIC BALSAM.
THE GREATEST VICTORY Of MEDICAL SCIENCE.
New Trial Sizes, 10 cents.
Regular size, 10 and 70 cents.

1t is pleasant TO take, and cures as II by magic
Colds, Coughs, Asthma, Influenza, HoaTseness,
Difficult Breathing and all affections of the Throat,
Rrnnrhinl TlIhca nnd Innps lending 10
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

More people die of excessive eat
than excessive heat.-Boston Trans
cript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25
WIT AND HUMOR.

WIT AND HUMOR.
Paw Paw must be quite hand
some TOWN.. Y. News.
A matter of free hand drawing-a
pickpocket.-Boston Star.
"Silencc is golden" So is pawn
brokers' sign.-N. Y. News.
Takes things easy-the man who
isn't watched.-N. Y. News.
The locomotive fireman makes his
living by draw poker.-N. Y. Jour
nal.
More people die of excessive eat
than excessive heat.-Boston Trans
cript.
The mule is apt to be behind in his
business.-Boston Commercial Bulle-
tin.
The dunning letter is occasionally
most pay-thetic appeal.--N. Y.
News.
Our fellow citizen who lost his nap
will now be found in thread bare
coat.-N. Y. News.
The man who makes a motion to
adjourn is not necessarily adjournal-
ist.-Illinois State Register.
Blobson calls accompaniments "bald
headed music" because they haven't
got any air.-Burlington Free Press.
o,,,,,;.o G,ll of bollas ond
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

The mule is apt to be behind in his
business.-Boston Commercial Bulle
tin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-07-25

Sold by I. J. Monaghan, Alpena, Mich
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
2Sioer oas SdQ9eis.

Dirnen fiib' i'd, bic iipp' gen unb jdlanfsn.
Wsftar 1dliirf' id, ben rct6en uno blarfsn
Mter Hetbe Mseiber nno gDein
Oiirfen eefdlidt mir ninsirsrn,ebs isini
Sou i'd bas MdbeI nit Cuff usufansen,
Ghter Yurpur nius el!ibn aut ben Maneess:
BLcno cbgr itwar;braan, Iodig unb fraud.
sG,0nss Gtipddbs" niar, has bitt Id mis- aus
Son iH sas G,ias sum Tlanbe beben,
1eilb ifm estitr0,nen oer Duft Der Hebtu:
s5sgItspsr xrDpfens Der sieberrcns,
BneeHus aersbiut uni edtes t6oib!
quite DID, 4nnts, rorm Jdlldrs5umel
Yrifs BET Wfnpdsen uiso A5ein bic 0tuuft@ =
UdiiHt man bic Gtissfte bed ear
8iinltIitpe auitsn unb issm6eS aaax
pb Nsin, ot Ru6: ipoa 0ejfiffifD n lrluls
slS1t sltiy ete pippea MI t1Itr G&nlit>I !
ssn bie jnsa Gtiinhe Ri xsAnl il1o o1nk &
aaftlslls o1sesa1 4 AI ssaAf41
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

Ypts8ouiIIe in 8erIin.
DerGatte: Srau, id bab' Sunser.
Die o attn: 9enn eB nat.
Ser Gate: So is ia nii6t int
5aus.
Ole 8attin: Ssnn boIe tpat.
Der u atte: SD babe aber Teen
SeIo.
Die Gattin: 2snn SesOien' Der
tpat.
Ter Gate: 9asu bab' id tssns
2uit.
Die 8atttn: 9enn i1dm Der tpat.
Der 8atte: gIIS tpsnn man parpn
mat i'm Seibs tri9te
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
Naunigialtiges.
n 0 n plus uI tr a.

sd ia9e Sbnen nur, bieier Reier if
10 eierigs oaB er iib ipesen eIne8 perIores
men Sreu5ers bdnsen tptirpe I"
yDas lit NOD gar uibts, i6 babe III
mslner SusenS einen seipiilen 8Iemmle
esfannt, Der ipar 10 eeisis baB er iih mes
gen sines in Eraun DerIOreneu BfsnnisS
iplrfIia sebdnst bat J"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
9lurim mer beutIih.

Batter (im 8ab, gu ieinem Sobn) I.
ySafObls bait Dem Gopf i6on unter' i
9SaiIer na 'tunft 2" - 5obn: ,,Sb
mas Rab'!"- &ater; ,O6 Dem aopi
lbon uilter's 98ailef ia a'tunft babi6t?"
8 bn: ,Sb mas bGb', Gater %
= Satsr: cOb Oein' iauDumme, ore=
fets abs'i6crene 3ibeIsstopi i9on un=
ter'S g8aIisr na'tunft bdbidt ?"-S Obn:
,SSp, SaterIe, 10 -"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
Au8 Ser ainberifube.

SHUTTER: yIber GIia, tparum iagit
Duy tusnnDu in Die Stube binsintommIt,
ni6t einmaI suten UtOrgen gu Dsiner
Dlama z" - lila: ya9 @ptty 0iama,
mir fennen uns ia bod i6pn Ianse !"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
GrempIarif6sS Strafe.

Sauptmann: yUfaisrbubes Sic
baben tpieber 10 miierabeI eTerSirt, baB
tb Sbnen cine erempIarii6e StraIe bittis
rsn muB - s ten miro pas 9eiIIamIte
fem; Gum IlnterDffi3isr) ,,gas sisbt's
beute Wtittas 2"- -lluteroffi3isr:
y@rbspurit !" Saup m ann:
yGrbStpurit? Damn ioa er 3u Strafe
sipei YprtipRen bstomnssn."
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
Der miBperitenDene Greus.
SD tpur.

Gr Ole BRET Sinser erbebsn6) !:
rI6susre emma, i9 iapDre Dir eiptss
Siebe unb Sreue /"
asIInsr: vSier iinb brei Bier !"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
g E i'm SO AMBER,

0berit: rAbsr, Ssrr 9isutsnant,
tpie baben Sic oenn tpieosr bic S6marm=
Iinis pIacirt! Seben Sic 6enn ni6t, bab
Der Seino bort BON Der SObe Sbren 9sus
ten in bic Icrniitsr f6isBt ?"-9ieutes
nant: SD bite, Serr Oberit, es iinb
Psat' bios bic aItsn IOraiitsr senOmmsn
tporben."
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
3pedm6Biaes Nprmat.

,Stm, Serr Ntsier, fuis tpolen Sic
p5ptosrapbirt ieim 2"
n9aIt eben 10, baB man mid um ben
SalS bdu9en tann !"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Selbpebe I.... sd babe gum
SdluB nod auf Die 8srfitsitugen sesen
nIe Irunfenbeit binsutpeilen. SD Mill
meine gSarnuns sesen OieieS aaiter in
etsle fursen NOrte SuIammenlaIIen Die
1runfenbeit 1T Die rite Bfli6 t, ipsI=
1s Der Soloat permeiben muBw
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
M 0 m ante.

Mnf ba Wisi' iinet a. 9sui&ssd, ~
9luf anal 10 ct itaab,
QDsiI cam ca onmm' Hana &
an 8svf bas iDsss'nats.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
56&ites gsrsnu8en.

Snbe, bees ipar anal a. luIttge Sc6=
seit SpSar Die 8raut pat mit=
e'rauft !"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

9 9nB seseu Mpsqnitos
une Sltegen. @esen Dieie pla9sz
gellter ioa belfen ipenn man auf Astai
liaipabne beiBes 9Bailsr i6attet uno,
ipenn faIt setpprSen. fir Die Jta4tselt,
ole SDdnbe Stirne, Obrsn etc. eamtt be-
nest uno carsn trofnen IdBt.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

llnfierb'Ii9e Tbisre. Dieier
TitsI i9eimt Die leiper nur 3u iebr ri6tig,
unb felt Wteni9enseoenfen unbeitrittens
EbatIade eab alles Srbil1e nergGnsiiG
iei 2iisen itrafen su ipoIlen, unD bod be-
baurtet ein Artifel Oes jansit eri6ienenen
amerifamsiden .Sournal Of Scienes",
bab niht ales animate 2eben bem Sob.
untertporfsn Iei in foIsenber 96eiIe /:
,,Benn man burb eas DiifrOlfop zines
iensr tpinsiaen. einaeaisen 8sldDpie beobe
aHtet, bic man als srotosoen feant, ir
fiebt man ipie es ii5 in cine saiptii@.
Geitalt ausbebnt, bic cine i3eit binourd
INNER LANCER unb LANCER ipirS. Gs BE.
sinnt li6 oann, um li1 popular aussu.
brlidsn, an ieinem Ae1uator suiammen,i,
;leben unD nimrlt bic @ejtalt BON stpei
nabeju tuseIfSrmisen 2Orpsrn an, bic nur
p,ir9 elm ldmales 8ano nit sinanoer
rerbunoen iiao. Simmer Ibmaler tpiTc
bieies Banp, bis auIeBt bic beioen 8ueeIn
frei iDeroen uno an Der Steile oes einen
nunmsbr siDei Sno;piouen srlaeinen. Sn
ipelHsm ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ittbsn nun
oieie beiben Weieu ju einanber uno su pe,
frisbsrsn GOrms Q8enn mir lie nod
10 ssnau untsria9en, finosn mir lis DolIs
itanbis elsih an @sitaIt uas 5uiammems
lsBuns posr pieInsbr GinfnAbeit bsr
Struftur. Rsinss pon ibnsn lit Grseussr
uno Grssustss. Der proseB oer Nspros
button oper befer Beiast UiuItipIifatiou
muh 70 ipsit mir abiebsn toinsn, lih il
berislben59sile fur iinner tpisoerbolsn UNI
cssbalb fonn man cieis ltisre, abgtisber
DON unfdQsH be he trsifn fbnnsn, in si
nsm sstvijin Ginns ale unnsytli& Vi
! sfa&ssn.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
aabbi umb GaGmuSi9aIsr.

l W
Jtabbi Geinen SBdIer beletrenp)
,,2ab' I'D nidt BON ben 9safipalIuneen
pes NuSenbh1s binfeiBen su ettsr @ss
tpalttbat oper burm einen 9lugenI Lid oes
SGredens nisberbrilden. 8ebate fIas
rem 8opf unb 9u ipiri. oieI BittsrntB I'M
Seben erIparen :" - (Sn bisRm gtu=
genbltte fommt Elm grpBer 9uuo, laut
bellen6, ouf ben 9tabbi 3ussiprungeu.
Der 9abbi tpeiht 3itterno surld. -
yJtuiL Wteiiter," iast Der iangs Dtauu,
,tpoSu bic SsrSagtbeits gSeiB Iu niGt,
e0b 9unpe, bic laut beIIsn. nift bsibeil Z"
rs d tpeIB es ihou," perlebt Der 3abbI
uabsr ipetB l9, OBJ es Der une rpeiB z"
@erduf6nolIe YfIansen.
l8snn aud Die Bflanaen i'm glQesueinen
itumm senannt tperosiL 10 gibt es bo1
einige, Die iid nibt nur bur6 8nGrreu ib=
rer Aeite uno oas 3ii6eIn ibrer 9Idtter
bemerfbar mabeit, lpnoern aud nit si-
mem nidt unbeoeutenben GnaIIe Die 9luf=
nlertlan,felt aui Ith lenfen. Sieier &uaa
ribrt bon benz gufpiaben ibrsr Sameus
fapieln Der, 9lm ftarflten lit oisiss Ge=
rduid BET Der am Srinoto tpdbienben
Bertholletia excelsa tpabrnsbmblr, etner
Baumart ceren fopfgrpBe 6rut,te sur
s3eit Der Jteife ben Samen nit lautens
SnaQ auswsrfen. 9lebnIibss bspbadtet
rnan BET ben oreifdherisen unc oreifneti=
gen Sriihten Der gBolfSmil6arten Oosr
@upborbiaceen, tposu aud bic GaitorDl>
| pflan3e ober GbriItuspaIme Ricinlis COM
munis sebDrt. 9la4 Die StorGIAnabsIz
arten ooer @eraninsrb Die 8aljaminen,
baben cine slei6e GlgenI6aft bod lit
bas Gsrduio hidt 10 tart. 9lud bns
Shaumfraut Cardamine impatiens gsz
bort bierber; Die itiOsurDpdii6e aSpsiss
gurfe Ecballium clateriun, neren iSrisdte
Bel Der 8eife iib BON StisIe treniaela, db=
melt elmer Uiitrailleule. Gin lebr itorfes
@erduid absr berurIatt cine in Der 9tIum
Greet uno Scioto 9tiper bel Columbus
ipa9ienoe, {dDne 4flanss Dianthera
americana. Sic ilt 2 bis 8 ssuB Bod,
bat sesenitanbiss idisf IansettIsHe Blate
ter; bic Bliitbe an ben Iansgsjtieltsn gleb=
rem 1T aipsiIippig unb fd6n purpurrptb
seseidnet. Die Jru1s lit cine Rapiel,
ipelhe BEL Der 6eife in rerticaIer giibs
tuns NIT srObem 6erduide auflprissst.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

Sdumise 3prrefppnbsnte n.
Gin franSDIiI6er 8OItbsamtsr bat bsre8s
net, oaB i'm Our6idnitt ieper GnsIdnoer
sebn Iass 3pii4en Der IbienOuns sipeier
8riefe perItreiden ldBt, Der bequemsre
Sran5oie aDOIf IaBe. Die S6meiSsr
i9reibeR nur ale pierse5n, bic @urttem=
berger ale iieb3ebn Gage, bic 9suti9sn
ale stpan5is Iase. 8si ben 8eipobnsrn
RuBIaabs miro faum einmaI i'm Sabre
elm Brief eei6rieben tpabrenb Die 8uIsas
rem bic Sprsen I'm entfsrnte Ssrtpanoie
ODer Sreunbe 10 ipenis tennsn, Sab lie in
bret SSaeren nar einuaI einsn 8rief srpes
biren.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

Gin geniaIer Dtenl9 lit tpie Elm Stat bs
lei: sr miro setu6bnIi9 srlt nah lejaer
IufL6iuns neritanoen.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

Das 9tugs lit bas 6eniter Der Gesls.
9Senn's brlnnen tuarmL nnb bic AuGeHs
melt 10 falt 1T = Iarft es feudt an.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

Gin SrIanber unternabm es, eis
nen 8rnnen fir cine seiptiie Summs ans
5usraben. Jta6bem er etipa Is SSus
auseesraben bate, fanb er, ole er Des
Dlorsen5 sur Arbeit fam, eaB Die s9anp
einseitiirst unb Der ganse Brunnen roller
S9utt mar. Gr JAP ii6 poriidtiS um
unc ba er Jtiemanb IN Der Hdhe Iob tin9
er felnen Sut unb Eod an bic Aanne
unb peritedte ii6 III ein 8ebuib. BalO
entoeften Die 9fahbarn ben 8runneue.n=
itur; uno oIS iie BATS Rpf nnO $ ut aa
Der JBano eeipabrten, ma6teu iie Id To-
fort ans 16srf, ben mutbmaBIid] 8er=.
I8uttsten auS5usrabsn. Nab elm paar
Stnnben tiidti9er Qlrbeit mar BE lcie
grbe Peraus8ei6afft uab ais ebeH bic
9ta6barn auf Den 6runo sefOmmen ipa<
rem unb na9 Bat'8 2siae iudter, trat
bieisr aus benz Gebii6 unO beboufte ilsb
bsitsns bei ibaen, eaB iie ihrs elm bartss
Stlf 2trbeit absenDnnen batten.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

5ebes @rab 1T Elm ssbrbrief zines fret,
ssiprudenen 0eiltss.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21

sSene 5pfTnungen tpernen am bdufgs
item su QSaiier na9 Dsrsn GrfnIlunS u .
Der Wtuno tpdilert.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1883-10-21
OaMje Sumner 93S.
81 lpboriS en-.

gsaPre 9Inpadt 1T itpsrl9ant tpis iDab.s
2iebs.
X
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-21
THE DAILY CAIRO BULLETIN SATURDAY MORNING. JULY o. 1888

bath commenced and proceeded amid gen.
eral hllanty but each very evidently dread.
ed the ordeal and waited to see what effect
1t would produce upon his neighbor. In
I'll one, noted Tor his reckless foohardy
spirit, more venturesome than the rest, sud
denly plunged his feet into the creek OF
course, the water above began to accumu,
late and the creek below to disappear, much
to the CONSERVATION of those above, who
were not upon very intimate terms with
hydrogen. But the bathing was concluded
hastily and when the creek resumed its
usual flow again, it was found that the op.
Grafton had not surprised the pedal ex.
tremities alone, but also the frogs and every
other living thing in the water, among
whom the surprise had been fatal.
We have large company of guests and
are having splendid time.
Yours, JEFF. NJ
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-21
Just Missed Il,

At West Point, Ga, we saw n negro
II the depot with torn shirt and bat
cored nose, aud naturally inquired what
had happened.
"Well, sab, you ortcr bin heah bout
ten minits ago" he replied. "Yos, sab,
you ortor bin heah, "
"Why P'
"kaso | cum de clusest TO havin dc
awiulest fight you cher hearn tell on.
You see, he been sorter down on ABR IN
Jones fur dc last six months, an no has
also bin sort o down on me, Bout
half an hour ago started TO look him
dp an have IL out
And you found himP"
"YoS, sab, he was right up dar' by do
lime-shcd. tell you, II was u mighty
3lus shave! Why, we come widin ha'r
bredth Of havin' dc torriblost fight two
men ebor got into. :"
"How close did you comeP'
Why, sab. we come Hat close dat do
mint he hit me turned an run, he fol-
lowed me half n mile aforo his wind gin
Jutl Why, sab, If he'd got hold Of mo
I'd II pounded him I'LL his own mudder
wouldn't u believed dat she cher sot
ayes onto him bofo' W--Detrou Free
Press
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-21
To The West.

There are number OF routes leading to
the aforementioned section, but the direct
and reliable route is via Saint Louis and
over the Missouri Pacific Railway. Two
trains daily are run from the Grand Union
Depot, Saint Louis to Kansas City, Leaven-
worth, AtchiSon, St, Joseph and Omaha.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars ofthe very
firest make are attached to all trains.
AT Kansas City Union Depot, passengers
for Kansas Colorado New Mexico and Cal.
!f'roie connect with express trains Of all
lines.
At Atchison, connection is made with
express trains for Kansas and Nebraska
points.
At Omaha, connection is made with the
Overland train for California.
This line offers to parties enroute to the
West and Northwest not only fast time
and superior Accommodations, but beautiful
scenery as it passes through the finest por-
ton of Missouri and Nebraska Send for
illustrated maps, pamphlets, &C., Of this
lihe, which will be mailed free.
9. b. KrNNAN, f. CHANDLER,
Asst Gent Pass Agent. GEM Pass Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-21
JUST TOO AWFULLY AWFUL.
DIXON SpRINGs. July !

DlxoS SPRINGS, July 18th, 49,
Editor Cairo Bulletin:
/ can't keep silent any longer. | must
tell you how these naughty fellows who
came up from Cairo last Monday are zen
joying' themselves. They are Just to hor
rid for anything and ought to be abolished,
same as they do other nuisances.
They say they came up here to enjoy the
comforts Of this beautiful resort and 10 ex.
perience the health giving qualities of tho
mineral waters given forth by the Springs
here; but they brought with them several
boxes Of "bitters" in bottles, and declare
to gracious they haven't taken drop of
water since they came. But the 'b,ters"
has suffered terribly.
The first day the crowd spent in the pur.
suit of "bitters," poker and one cent ante,
aud each Of the crowd won $l5 Of his next
ncigbbor, 30 that neither was pnythng out.
On the second day one OF them dr. pped
upon the happy idea Of going down to the
creek and taking foot.bath The idea
was so very novel to every member of the
crowd that the suggestion was received
with hearty cheers from all and rush was
made for the creek. Preparations for the
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Advice IA Mothers

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teethi If 50,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs. Wins.
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth
ing. It's value is ncalculable. 1t will re-
lieye the poor little sufferer mmed-
inteIy Depend upon it, mothers, there is
no mistake about it, 1t cures dysentery and
diarrhga, regulates the stomach and bow
els, cures wind collie, softens the gums, re.
duces inflammation, and gives tone and
energy to the whole system. Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teething
is pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip.
ton of one Of the oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States,
and is for sale by all druggists throughout
the world Price 25 cents bottle.
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MENsMAN's PEPToSIzED BEEF Toxic, the
only PREPARATION OF beef containing its entire
nutritious properties. 1t contains blood
making, force generating and life sustain
ing properties; invaluable for Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, nervous prostraton, and all
forms Of general debility; also, in all en-
ieebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostration, oyerwork,
or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell,
Hazard, 81 Co, Proprietors, New York.
Sold by Druggists. 90
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Never Give Tn,

II you are suffering with low and de-
pressed spirits, loss Of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood. weak constitu-
ton, headache, or any disease Of bilious
nature, by all means procure bottle Of
Electric Bitters. You will be surprised to
see the rapid Improvement that will follow /;
you will be inspired with new life strength
and activity will return; pain and misery
will cease, and hcnceforth you will rejoice
in the praise Of Electric Bitters. Sold at
fifty cents bottle by Barclay Bros. 90
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The following items concerning the grow
ing crops in Illinois are taken from advance
sheets of the monthly crop report of the de-
partment of agriculture, which will be u.s.
sued in few days;
CORN.
The condition of corn July I, 1888, when
compared with the condition the first Of
July, 1882, indicates 16 per cent larger
yield per acre in the northern division, l2
per cent. larger in the central division, and
, per cent. larger in the southern division,
than last season. The plant is not as large
as usual on July /, owing to the cold wet
weather, which has prevented cultivation,
aud has been uLfavorable for the growth Of
corn. The corn on drained land is gener-
ally above an average in condition, and has
been well cultivated, That on we land is
small and weedy. The corn area of the
state is about 100000 acres.
The condition of corn the first of the
month gave encouragement for about 49,
100000 bushels for the 1888 crop, an
amount but little larger than that produced
in 1882
The condition of corn the hrst Of the
month in the southern division indicated
81 per cent. Of an average yield per acre,
which is per cent, better than the pros
poets last season at CORE, ponding date.
The condition of corn in the following
counties in the southern division gives ~.
su7ance for an average or better yield per
acre, VIZ; Crawford, l0l per cent of an
average; Edwards, 100 per cent; Hardin,
100; Jasper, l02; Randolph, 100. Ia the
following southern counties the prospects
are favorable for three fourths or more of
an average yield per acre of corn; Alex
anier, 95 per cent; Bond 90; Clay, 81;
Fayatte, 81; Gallatln, 90 Hamilton, SO;
Jefferson, 80; Johnson, So Lawrence, 9S I;
Madison, "a; Massac, 96 Monroe, 80;
Perry, 50; Pope, 96; Pulaski, SO; Rich.
Aand, 90; St. Clair, 75 Union, 95; Wabash
and Washington, 90; Wayne, SO; White,
90; Williamson, SO.
The condition of winter wheat in this
state, according to the Agricultural De.
psrtment reports, improved but little dur.
ing the month of June, and the crop of the
state will not be much over 1900 900
bushels, or about 100000 bushels less
than the crop Of 1882. In the northern
counties the condition was per cent. bet
ter July l. 1889, than June /, 1882 and
gave encouragement for 81 per cent of an
average yield per acre, or II per cent, less
than on the first of July, 1882. There has
been but slight improvement 10 the central
counties, where the yield per acre will be
less than two-'hirds Of an average, but the
most dscouragng prospects come from the
southern counties, where usually the great
bulk Of the wheat crop is produced. 1t
will be demonstrated that there will be
less than half an average yield per acre Of
wheat in this division, or "a per cent less
than last season.
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A CARD.

In taking leave of Cairo as agent of the
Mobile and Ohio railroad, desire to thank
the merchants and shippers for favors and
patronage.
My association during my short stay here
has been pleasant as found the people
kind and friendly. have never been as.
ISOLATED with more clever set Of bushes,
men than are the merchants and shippers Of
Cairo. Yours truly,
G. w. CHEARs.