Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-24
PLEAS.ANT.RIES.

THERE are some promising young men
who are not careful about keeping their
word.
ct SEE that winter is lingering in the
lap of spring. The horrid thing p
Susan B.
A WIT being asked, on the failure of
bank, Were you not upset ?" replied,
Ono; only lost my balance"
TEACHER to small boy: "What does
the proverb say about those who live in
glass houses ?" Small boy: "Pun down
the blinds"
CHARITY vaunteth not itself, is not
pulled up, and yet some men expect
puff every time they give 81 to an indi-
gent old woman's society.
A RUSSIAN proverb says: "Before 60
ing to war, pray once; before going to
sea, pray twice; Lefore getting married,
pray three times"
- ANA4A ohNhO I4tboU IHl1dIt was CO4A EAA-
mented on his genial disposition and
large heartedness. EYES," he replied,
81 need less heart, but more liver"
The Oil City Derrick thus sadly NOR
Allies: GA great many men would
rather be receiver Of a defunct insur-
ance company than door-t tender in the.
house of the Lord"
IT does aggravate man to think that,
while his wife isn't afraid to tackle him
and nearly yank his head off, she is
madly terrorized by a COW that he can
chase out OF the yard at any time.
WE look for the support of every old
woman in this county when we boldly
assert that there are not three members
of Congress who know to within three
hours when soft-soap is ready to wax
Detroit Free Press.
FROM the the album of the Countess
de B.: "Men always say, Eff you do
not love me, will kill myself. Later
on we say to them: IF you love memo
longer I shall die And, in the end,
nobody is buried"
ADMIRATION !: "By shimminy. how
dot poy studies grammer, was the re-
mark of German when his son called
him "knock-kneed, pigeon-toed,
seven-sided, glazed-eyed son of saw.
horse"
A MINISTER at Richmond, Va, recent
ly swooned while marrying his old
sweetheart to another man. IF his part
of the ceremony made him swoon, what
nerve the man who was married must
have had to stand up under it.-Boston
Post.
A NOTED physician says many persons
simply by deep and rapid inhalations Of
pure air, can become as intoxicated on
oxygen as if they had taken a draueht
of alcoholic stimulants. Here is point
for the man who has been walking rap
idly home from the club in the night
air.
"WEI1, Andrew" gentleman re-
marked to Scotchman, who, with his
brother, was the only remnant of mar
row sect, "I suppose you and Sandy
are the only bodies who will get to
heaven, now?" "Deed, sir" replied
Andrew, shaking his head, San I'm no.
SO sure about Sandy"
THERE was young lady in Worcester
So scared by crow of a rorcester
That her mother cried, Hannah
IL surprised at your mannah!
Why don't you behave as you ucester?
A QUIET young man from Shanghai
INDUCED IN piece Of plince pal;
His life work is DER
His form here
Will visible be to the al.
AT whale exhibition, youngster
asked his mamma if the whale that swal-
lowed Jonah had as large mouth as the
one before them why didn't Jonah walk
out at one corner. ''You must think
Jonah was afool ; he didn't want to walk
out and get drowned, was the quick re.
ply of younger brother, before the
mother could answer.
"THRAsHING by steam, murmured
fond mother as she glanced at an article
in an agricuIt lral paper "What GIT
ups they dohave now days. 1T had had
one of those steam thrashers for nv four
boys, my arms wouldn't have been as
rheumaticky as they are today" and
she dreainily thought of the past as it