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Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
It Makes a Difference in Husbands.

It took the ladies of the Michigan
Women's Christian Temperance Union
a little while to get acquainted, but
when the acquaintance was once formed
it ripened fast.
"How do you give your nameF" ask
ed one lady of another, as they remov-
ed their wraps at the door one morn
ing.
II have usually written it Mrs. James
P. Jones'"
"Did your mother name you james
P.'?' inquired the first speaker, with
considerable emphasis. II will never
call myself bv ma husbands name"
Nor L. Nor l." Nor l." came from
q number of bystanders.
The little woman appeared surprised
to find herself so largely in the minority,
but she finally found breath and cour-
age to say: -.
"Well, suppose it does make diff
ference what kind of man the husband
is"
And then the presidentrung to order,
the knot of ladies dispersed, and there
was sort of look upon their faces as
| if the little woman had come out ahead.
Adrian Times.
he was Sucker, But Too Old.
A few days ago a stock dealer from
Flora, Illinois, arrived in the city with
! a couple carloads of stock, which he
disposed of to good advantage. While
down about the Ohio and Mississippi de-
pot, over which road his stock had ar
rived, pair of bunko sharks sized him
! up, and concluded ne was just the man
they were looking for, and that they
would turn an 'honest'' penny or so by
bunkoing the sucker. Soho. 1approach-
ed him and said, in the most cordial man
ner possible, at the same time holding
out his hand: why, how do you do
Mr.. Blackp When did you get here?'
The stock dealer said to the nict
young man: Il guess you are mistaken
NV name isn't Black, but Joe Brown
and I'm from Flora, Illinois. cam'
here yesterday with couple carloads
of stock, and sold out to-day, and mad
little money"
"Oh," said the nice young man, ''yo'
must excuse me. 1 thought you wer
an old friend of mine by the name G
Black who lives at Indianapolis"
s'No harm done, mister, said tn
stock man, as he turned around an
started up the street.
He had not gone more than coupl
of blocks, however, before nice youn
man No. 2 came up all smiles, held oil
his hand, and, shaking hands, SAT-
'.Why, I'm real glad to see you, M
Brown. When did you leave Flora, an
how is fathere'
Said Brown, looking the nice your
: man over from head to foot: Il lie
Flora couple days ago and broug
|. some stock to the city, but I'll be gos
darned if I can tell you how your pap
for don't know him. ="
:. Don't know my father in Flora, " sa
!, the slick young man; ''why he is pres
y dent of the First National bank ther
y you must certainly know John Thorn
= son."
J "Oh, no, so you say John Thompso
9 president of the First National bank
- Flora, is your pap"
> Eyes, do" said the nice young ma
= all smiles.
4 'Well, then if that's the case, knc
u your pap, you bet your bottom dollar
y do. have known him all my life:
; see here, if John Thompson is your pa
:, = who in h-ll is your nanny, for
II John was never marriedP'
: : The nice young man suddenly left
~ Cincinnati Enquirer.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

boss. 1 get II from a man what sells ce-
ment Ur he. he. an Use laid out many
a gentleman wild it, ur he. One OBJ de
aims OBJ my life Is not ter get killed.
Use seed many killed man an none oo
'em looked like dey was enjoyin' dar-
selves. Wants ter lib heah jis as long
as kin. an when goes wants ter go
cordin' ter patur, an il does 60 any
udder way. a mans got ter monkey
'roun' smartly fore he lays me out
You heard my horn, ur, he, he. Ar
kansdu TrdueLer.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
Is Fun Better Than Physic?

Fun is excellent; hearty laugh is
known the whole world over to be a
health promoter; but fun does not fill
the bill when a man needs physic, on
the other hand people take too much
physic. They would be more healthy,
live longer and enjoy life thoroughly if
they used DR.. Jones' Red Clover Tonic,
which cures all blood disorders, indi-
gestion, kidney and liver troubles, re-
moves pimples and is perfect tonic.
Can be taken by the most delicate. Only
so cents per bottle of d. J. Humphrey.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
GUM DROPS.

A garden "waul'-A cat on the fence.
Akhight ofthe mzor-S Saturday night.
Adam and Eve established the first
Appellate Court.
The liars must go.-Troy Times. Good
bye!-ROchester onion.
The only kind of cake children don't
cry fora cake Of soap.
Cutting the telegraph wire is not
breaking the news gently.-N o. P'cd-
yune.
Even the alphabet is ruralizing. Only
four letters remain in town.-N T.
Nelrs.
It's rather funny, but most people be-
gin the day with the home stretch.-
Boston Star.
Rank injustice Calling q man Cap
tain when he is full-fledged General
NJ Y Advertiser.
A revival meeting-A camphOr bottle
and fainting wOman's nose.-Hdrgord
Sunday Journal.
Pure blood helps to make a clear con-
science. Hoods Sarsaparilla purifies
the blood. Enough said. Send us a
big bottle.
The farmer makes hay while the son
shines behind dry goods counter
Rochester Post Express.
An ounce of gumption has more lift
ing energy than four skullfulls of schol-
astic cultcha.-TOtedo Sunday Demo
crdt.
Why are the churches empty? shrieks
q clergyman. Because there is frequent
ly more lung power than brains in the
pulpit.
A New York plumber has married a
milliner. Everything tends to consoli-
dation and monopoly these days.-LoC-
ell Citizen.
Woman is naturally a timid, shrink
ing creature, but it is the bathing suit
that reveals her shrinking the most
Detroit Free Press.
When q woman wants to be pretty
she bangs her hair, and when she wants
to ugly she bangs the door.-1eTTe HdWt
Saturday Evening Nail.
Upon seeing a fire-engine at work, {
dude remarked, "Who evah have
dweamed that such vewy dimunitive
looking appawatus would hold so mucf
wattah"
Malarial poison can be entirely re
moved from the system by the use o
Ayers Ague Cure, which contains
sure specific, in the form of a vegetable
product, used in no other remedy
Warranted.
An exchange says Beecher is colo
blind and cannot tell red stocking
from a blue one. That must be a yer,
!. serious affliction for man in his bust
, ness.-Peck's S,m.
The high school girl explained to he
particular friend that HE kicked tn
; bucket" was slang, and that the polit
expression was He propelled his pedf
: extremities with violence against fs
miliar utensil used for the transports
tlon of water and other fluids"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
CHIEF JUSTICE WAITE.
E. McNELLY, Master,

E. McNELLY, Master,
Will run daily during the season Of 1888, as follows:
on and after June 50th:
Leaves Toledo for PUTIN Bay Except sundays
aud Thursdays), $40 a. m:; returns p. m. leaves
every Sunday for Putin Bay q. M; returns : p.
m. Leaves for Detroit every Thursday a. m; re
turns 9p. m. Fare for round trip, same day, $l.O0;
one way, 75c. Previous to June 20 will run sun sun
days, Wednesdays and Fridays. Connects AZ fus-
in.Bay with steamers for Sandusky, Kelly's lsano
and Detroit. Tickets sold and baggage checked
through. During the campmeeting connects With
steamer at Putin-Bay for Lakeside All return trips
to Toledo will be in time to connect with evening
railroad trains leaving the city Special rates given
w 0'"-se CHAS. WEST,
Sec'y L. E. St. BIT. Co.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
W.T.. DAGGETT,
Real Estate .sa Insurance Agent,
And Notary Public,

VIII pay particular attention tothe examination a OF
.S o. 90 low rates as any one in the business.
II YOU have not got our patent deeds and wish TO
cot them and hu ,e them placed on record, Will DO
il as cheap as any one. .orso,o
t. yyon wish to sell land 1 will find buyer ata
reasonable per cent for selling.
If YOU wish to buy timbered land have pientytor
taola
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
THERE'S MILLIONS INIT;

~ M mistade. Ifyou have deed or mortgageto
a,ste call on Daggett, he does all such business.
% psice with Justice Donovan, Humphreys Block.
v12-tf
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
IMPROVED FARM,
TOWN PROPERTY,

II can accommodate you, and at low figures; in fact,
kntend to do general business i'll puylng ana SEEMING
real estate. IfyOu wish
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
LOWEST RATES,

In fact. If YOU have any property you wish insured
ali on Daggett and save money. II you have de-
act;ve title to your land call Daggett and have
tite made perfect if you do not he may steal
4 he title to your little homes, for
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
A THOROUGH TREATMENT WILL CURE.

Unequaed for COLD in the HEAD, Headache
and Deafness, or any kind Of mucous membrana ir-
ritation. Send for circuiar. BY mail, prepaid Soc
package-stamps received. Sold by all whoesal..
and retail druggists.
ELY BROTHERS, Owego. NY.
For Sale in Napoleon, by j. {. Saur, D. j. Hum
phrey, and j. L. Il I. Leist. Nov. Div.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

can give you some bargains. also TeRfeseht
vou wish to get house insured call on Daggett.
II Won have stock of goods or groceries not IN
sured call on Daggett he will place you in the BEST
IInrEpANTES and at the
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

Malarial poison can be entirely re
moved from the system by the use of
Ayers Ague Cure, which contains a
sure specific, in the form of vegetable
product, used in no other remedy.
Warranted.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

Upon seeing a fire-engine at work, a
dude remarked, "Who evah have
dweamed that such vewy dimunitive-
looking appawatus would hold so much
wattahw
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

An exchange says Beecher is color
blind and cannot tell red stocking
from blue one. That must be a very
serious affliction for man in his busi-
ness.-Peck's Sun.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06
HAY-FEVER

HAY.FEvER ApDlv 1v ,hs sr..,
into the nOstris. 1t will be absorbed effectuaily
cleansing the pasl passages of ,arha virus
ing healthy secreions. II allays inflammation, pro-
tects the membrsna Innings of the head from atii-
tonal colds completely heals the sores and restores
the sense Of taste aud smell. Beneficial results an.
realized by few applications.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

The high school girl explained to her
particular friend that HE kicked the
bucket" was slang, and that the polite
expression was He propelled his pedal
extremities with violence against fa-
milar utensil used for the Transports
tlon of water and other fiuids.n
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-06

When a woman wants to be pretty
she bangs her hair, and when she wants
to ugly she bangs the door.-7erre Hdute
Saturday Evening Nail.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13


At yesterdays session of the Norwegian
Luthern conference, the devotional exer-
cises were conducted by Rev. Nord, of
Rice Lake, Wis. The application of Rev.
Daniels to become a member of the con-
ference was reported by the committee
on credentials, and the application was
granted.
The following standing committees
were appointed:
On visitation-10 members, one from
each district.
On missions-2 committees of six mem
bers each from the Danish and Norwegian
churches.
On constitution, ordination, reduction Of
fares for delegates attending conference,
and on revision Of rePor1s-ive members
each.
Rev. y. ". Wraaman and MessCs. Bugge
and Birheland were re-appointed directors
Of the seminary.
The late trouble in the Augsburg sem
mary then came up for discussion, and
ended in the unanimous adoption of a
resolution requesting Prof. Oftedahl and
his colleagues to withdraw their resigna-
ton, and remain with the institution.
After the above large amount OF unim-
portant routine business was transacted.
1t is now anticipated an adjournment
will be reached tomorrow night.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
The Uilsom Dtyorce Case.

The case of of Anna Wilson against her
husband, Thomas W. Wilson, for divorce
came up before Judge Lochren last Mon
ed as attorney for the complainant and
the defendant put in no appearance either
in person or by attorney. The only other
persons present were Mrs. Wilson's broth
er who sat by her side and a few witnesses
whose testimony was taken.
Uhe case appeared on the special term
calendar oflast Saturday and opposite was
written the laconic word passed" From
the fact that on Monday the case was tried
with closed doors, and that the reporters
received 10 intimation of the case coming
up and found nothing concern
ing ii on the docket, it is presumed the
plaintiff was DESTROYS of proceeding with
the case as quietly as possible and thus
avoid public notoriety. The attorney for
Mrs. Wilson stated to GLOBE representa-
ave that the testimony of witnesses as
given IN morning contemporar is i'm
aginative, that no reporter was in the
room and that the scribe must have drawn
on his vivid imagination when he describ-
ed Mrs. Wilson rs handsome brunette"
she being the opposite type of beauty, q
pure blonde. Z. M. Wilson further said
that the door was not locked, but closed
to escape the noise oocasioned by e numer-
Gus crowd in the other room who were at
tending the case of the AuItman & Taylor
company Us. Patrick Carney,
then being tried before
Judge Koon. The clerk of the court and
his assistants when questioned regarding
the case confessed their ignorance of any
knowledge respecting it, and said they
were not aware that the case had been up
on Monday evening. The case will short
lY come again and all the facts in the case
as adduced in evidence will be presented
to the readers of the GLOBE if there is a
possibility of getting at them, and if
there is not, then the GLOBE reporter will
studiously refrain from manufacturing a
sensational story like the enterprising
daily already referred to.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
STATE MEDICAL SOCIETY.

TIE Fifteenth -4nn,CaJ Meeting to he Held
in Market IEdIJ, this City, June 1871 and
20fh.
The fifteenth annual session of the State
Medical Society of Minnesota will be held
in Market hall, on June 10Th and Goth
commencing at 10 O'clock a. m.
The physicians of Minneapolis invite
the members of the society, with theiI
ladies, to attend an entertainment and
banquet at Hotel Lafayette, Lake Mime
tonka, to be given on the evening of the
Goth.
The following will be the order of bust
ness:
1. Call to order by the president.
2. Invocation by the Rev. E. S. Will
liams.
3. Calling of the roll.
4. Address of welcome by DIR. +. S
Nc Iuroy.
.. Reading minutes OF the last meeting
6. Reception Of uew members.
Z. Presidents address.
s. Report o. aZecutive committee, DR.
II. II. Kimbal!, Oh irman.
8. Report OF eg mittee on finance, Dr.
H. S. Hill, chairmar.
10. Report of committee on publica
tons, DR.. z. j. Abbott, chairman.
IL. Report of committee on medical
education, DR.. G. N. Hewitt, chairman.
y. Report of committee on medical
jurisprudence, DIR. A G. Fairbairn, chair
man.
Is. Report of committee on epidemics
hygiene and climatology, DR.. J. c. Rosser
chairman.
Il. Report OF committee on obstetrics
DR.. W. L. Lincoln, chairman.
10. Report of committee on practical
medicine, DR.. D. \. Stewart, chairman.
16. Report OF committee on surgery
Dr. G. A. Wheaton, chairman.
II. Report of committee on nervous
diseases, DR., Talbot Jones, chairman.
IS. Report of committee on gyn@cology
DR.. A. J. Stone, chairman.
10. Report of committee on diseases OF
children, Dr.. Jay Owens, chairman.
20. Report of committee on materis
medica, DR.. c. j. Slagle, chairman.
81. Report of committee on opthalmol-
ogy, DR.. A. Bltz, chairman.
%. Report of committee on neurology,
DR.. D. w. Hand, chairman.
%. Essay by DR.. E. G. Briggs, ST. Paul
a. Election of officers for ensuing year
%. Announcement of committees.
%. Appointing delegates to tbs Ameri
can Medical association.
81. Date and place of next meeting.
%. Adjournment.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
Minne0DOijs IT03.Eets.

MINNEAPOLIS, June 12.-The wheat mar
ket to-day was exceedingly dull. Owing tc
the recent rains the receipts in the country
have fallen off considerably. A!few cars Of
No. l hard for i'm mediate use were taken al
SL1312. Lots of 3 to cars each were of
fered at that price, but only $1.13 was bic
for the same. All the other grades were
nominal and offered only by sample
Sample lots were still lower and damaged
stuff was hard to dispose of at all. There
were no sales of corn reported. It was
weak, with buyers at SOC and offerings al
sic. The oats market remains unchanged
The demand was very small at $50 for No
3, at which price sellers could get rid OF
only few cars. Rejected samples met
with only few sales at 35@37c. White
was nominal. Bran was off SOC per ton.
and was billed out at $6.50@6.75 in bulk
and $8.50@8.75 in sacks,
Owing to the large receipts of vegetables
there is a trifle weaker feeling, though
quite an activity in fresh vegetables is per-
ceptible. Potatoes are coming in fairly in
small lots and are selling we'll at 25@3Oc.
Beans are steady in prices. The demand
for butter is fair. We quote creameries,
choice to fair, $50 zoe; fair to choice makes
15@1Sc diaries good to choice 1OQ1 lac;
do. choice to fine 14@ l5c.
Eggs-Demand good with very light
supply, quotabie at 1515616c.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
ASST WEEK OF THE GREAT CLOSING
OUT SALE OF FURNITURE.

at the Store Formerly Occupied by brennan
Starr & Ecerett, 2f7 and 249 Hemnepfn
Acehue.
An opportunity seldom offered to the
people of Minneapolis and st. Paul to buy
furniture at cost, will be offered during the
coming week. The Knickerbocker Furni-
ture company finding themselves over
stocked with fine chamber suits and par
lor furniture, which they are unable to dis
play at their present limited quarters on
Nicollet avenue, and not being able to get
into their new store before October, have
decided to close out $25,OO0 worth of
goods at exact cost freight added for
spot cash. all goods will be marked IN
plain figures. Call early and get first
choice.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
NortI.lrestc,.n Rnci,.n Circrit.

The summer meetings Of the Mort h
western racing circuit Will be inaugurated
in Saltwater on June Goth, 21st and 22d.
The entries for the Saltwater races will
close on Monday next, while the entries for
the Minneapolis and the Winnipeg meet
ings will close on Saturday of this week.
Already number of fast steppers from
Iowa and elsewhere have arrived and are in
working at the Minneapolis race track and
will go to Saltwater. The owners of Min
neapolis trotters have placed their laurels
high, and will make big effort to carry
off their share of the laurels.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
Remember This.

If you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid
Nature In making you well when all else fails
you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffer
ing from any other of the numerous diseases of
the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault if
you remain i'll, for Hop Bitters are a sovereign
remedy in all such complaints.
If you are wasting away with any form of
Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this mo-
ment, and turn for cure to Hop Bitter
If you are sick with that terrible sickness
Nervousness, you will find "Balm in Gilead''
in the use of Hop Bitters.
If you are frequenter, or a resident of a
miasmatic district, barricade your system
against the scourge of all countries malarial,
epidemic, bilious, and intermittent fevers-by
the use of Hop Bitters.
If you have rough, pimply or sallow skin, bad
breath, pains and aches and feel miserable gen.
orally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich
blood, and sweetest breath, health and comfort.
In short they cure all Diseases of the stomach,
Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright's
Disease. $500 will be paid for a case they will
not cure or help.
That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister,
mother or daughter, can be made the picture of
health, by few bottles of Hop Bitters, costing
but trihe. viii you let them suffer?
Denmark has new laws for the proven
ton of drunkenness. No woman is to be
allowed to serve customers in any public
or other place of drinking. Selling intoxi-
cants to either sex under eighteen is strict
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
MINNEAPOLIS PERSONALS.

Mayor Hartley, of Brainerd, was in
Minneapolis yesterday
Hon. W. H. Officer, of Austin, was the
guest of mine host, Col. West, yesterday.
Patrick Egan arrived in Minneapolis
yesterday from his Dakota trip, delighted
with the country.
Major Camp has gone on trip to
Lincoln, Nebraska, and Minneapolis is
without a weather prophet, and conse-
quently at the mercy of Wilkins.
Chief W. W. Miller, of the police de-
partment of Winona, visited Minneapolis
yesterday. He called upon Mayor Ames
and went through the police headquarters.
He is TRULY a jolly fellow and will always
be welcome here.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
IOFFICIAL PUBLICATION
Vacation Of Part Of Alley in Park Place
Addition.
CITY CLERKS OFFICE,
ST. PAUL, Mimi, May II, 1888.

Whereas, petition has been filed in this Office,
as provided by law, by order OF the Common
Council of the City of Saint Paul, asking for the
vacation of that part of the alley in Park Place
addition to st. Paul, as lies west of and me-
diately in the rear of lots numbered eight ~
and nine co., of said PARK Place addition to St.
Paul, Mimi; and
Whereas, the petitioners state that they are
majority of the owners of property on the line
of the vacation asked for, and that the object
and reason for such vacation is, that that portion
of said alleys of no practical benefit and is not
necessar to the public.
Now, therefore, notice is hereby given that
said petition will be heard and considered by the
Common Council of the City of Saint Paul, or a
committee to be appointed by them, on Tuesday,
the third day of July, A. D. 1883, at 7:30
O'Clock p. M, at the Council Chamber, in the
City Hall.
By order of Common Council,
THOS. 4. PRENDERGAST,
maylS-fri-5w City Clerk.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-06-13
MIJIliciGdL Court.
Before Judge Bailey. ]

Enoch Nelson, drunkenness; sentence
suspended.
John Knutson, drunkenness; paid fine
of s. and costs.
John Lindquist, L. Lullaby and George
Smith, drunkenness; committed ten days
each.
Frank Dookey and Henry Miller, noise
and improper diversion; paid fine Of s.
and costs each.
John Livingstadt, bastardy; discharged
upon marrying Christiana Peterson, the
complaining witness.
John Klain, assault with a dangerous
weapon; continued until June 10, at 8
o'clock a. N.
Henry Miller, noise and improper diver
sion; continued until this morning.
Charles Traeger, larceny; discharged.
VIM. Maher, assault and battery, paid a
fine of $40 and costs.
Louis Blounstein, obtaining goods from
Coykendall Bros, under false pretenses;
continued until tomorrow morning; bond
in the sum of $500 filed with E. Bernstein
as surety.