The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-08-05

Michel, Kropotkine and their fellow
anarchists, recently condemned foz
aiding and absttipg the recast.ng of
property and society by dynamite
and fifth monarchy tactics It was
too strong for the stomach of the
Chamber, that bad in its minds eye
the resolution of the anarchists to
place the Judge, jury and law officers
that secured Louise a g ate home fer
ak years, beyond all surgery.
We have no right to throw stones
at the Chinese because their orders
have for base, peaoock's feathers.
France has Instituted a new order OF
Merit for agriculture. The individu-
81 who. as Swift says. makes two
blades of grass or corn grow where
only one did before, certainly deserv-
es we'll OF his country. II he raises
an improved breed of pigs or sue
cessful cross of black cattle, secures
new varieties of cultivated crops,
Roger Bontemps we'll merits his pea
cook feather. Certainly Fsuoon well
merits medal and ribbon for his
plan OF drowning the phylloxera, and
80 enable US toGobtain again claret
and Burgundy without chemical aid;
Gauffard for his ensilage process OF
preserving green maizs for stock in
the famine months OF April and May.
Agricultural writer's will be eligible;
thus Legcuve will put in mis- claim
for translating the Georges. Why
not reward an agricultural lRborer
who may have culver fall of chill
dren? Some English ag-iculturA al
societies accord to such bread winners
a pair of corduroy breeohes.
Ought not France to keep a niche
in the Pantheon, Ia patrie recOnnais-
SGnte, for NJ. de Lesseps, for bis fami-
~ of nine olive branches, the latest
aged only some days. and he himself
on the verge of four score, the of
spring of a second marriage? Only
Abraham can be q parallel; he died
at the hale age of 175, and must have
been we'll on in life when he married
his second wife Cethura, by whom be
had six Sons. l saw M. de Lesseps
recently; he has certainly been badly
shaken by his recent trip to Tunisis
to survey Rondaire's inland sea. But
his eve is as clear as when be played
marbles and cracked Arab jokes with
Mehemet Ali. And what talent he
has for listening. A long success. ion
OF long flashes of silence.
BaIzao has not yet statue, nor
Stepdtal nor Henri Heine. but Paul
de Kock will have hi. Proof, thai
provoking laughter by q series oil
monotonous characters in incongru-
GUS places, is one OF the fine arts
We pay handsome sslar;eI to clowns
to mage US laugh. and support Guig-
nols to enable babies to split bott
their sides. ALI honor, then, te
SCI co ming farces and fGrceurS.
Chemistry leads to everything. a
student OF the Polytechnic S chool de
sired to make money and as honestly
as possible. Being we'll up in chemis
try be invented two toilette requisites
an Essence of YOUTH" for hair col
oring, and "W. iukle Killer" Will
these be obtained promise OF the
hand OF young lady. One day hi
intended mother-in-laW confessed she
had accepted the offer OF widower
fame of other days, and was anx
ious 10 try the beautiful forever
preparations. The young maj
operated himseH. Next day be called
to pay his respects and was driver
from the house with brush handles
The hair Of the mother in-law hac
become bright alligator green. snC
her face is covered with frightful reG
blotchee, The case ls before tht
courts.
A rather leading dentist who
complains that business is dull ever
;or teeth, set up as = matrimonia
agent. He arranged sn sristocrati'
marriage and his commission was Il
be $4,000 francs. The bridegroom
refused to pay, limited the DENTS
was only "procuress. The cour
awarded 1000 francs compensation
An Egyptologist explains tina
onions we're ranked as gods by tn
ancient Egyptisns. and the cutting
up OF the vegetable for domestic
purposes, hence, caused tears to fov
from the eyes OF the Adorers.
Lass" a French editor says, i
not the correct pronunciation c
Law" OF South Sea Bubble fame
A grocer explained he merely keP
sauied sugar for those customer
who did not like their sugar ITO
sweet.