The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09
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sssr Freddie Gctsafai has evidently
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What becomes 81 al tho baseball bats
IL Dows 10 JeTasy they sse them ~
KILLING mosquitoes
''MKnras, y bal DOES " ~ mean whet
Il comes afi1s aocsos's nansy III means
Money down. nay darling
III u nos always tho drowning maa
Who rfpfpa al stray. May very dr.,
mao hsa been inown 10 do H.
MARI Tvsin remarks thai all We nced
10 posaess lhs apes, navy in the world y
sL.,a : ~ VIC hare rlcn,y Of ws'ef
DE very nan DAT tells ye dat cloe'
doan saalo de man 10 De one what looks 70
see how yes dressed. Ise done dis my
scii.
To he entirely safe during thunder
storm. iamp iaio The nearcs, river and ro'
usain Al iLs bottom i.ll the storm blows
over.
So Said Lord Byron II hate 10 see .
dnmpy woman. What be meant 10 say
was thai be hated 10 see . good thing cut
short
"A Pennsylvania clergyman is pitcher
In a baseball pine. His gestures some.
times mako the congregation duck their
heads.
How do You like the busierf' asked
the lAndiady Of the new boarder BALD.
headed, u you please" be smilingly re-
piled.
--r,eneA under difficulties: The follow.
Ing dialogue was overheard the other day:
He "ArAminia, 10 t'adore. She; shut II
yourself"
--Tvo or three weeks vacation spent at
farmhouse is grea. thing for an over.
worked husiness man. II so reconciles
him 70 bis life 10 the city.
An Indiana man used bis wife's face
powder to polish up his big brass watch
chain, and she has sued for divorce on
the ground Of extreme cruelty.
My wifc's sister, out ia Injiany, is
dead, aud she's wearin' mournin. and she
thought I'D be more appropriate like to
use black tea for while now.
Glove contests are not unknown TO the
fair sex Did you ever see young lazy
putting on tight pair Of kids while the
last bell is iolling for church Sunday NOR
ming
Toe coming servants will not be for
eigners but American Indian girls from
government schools. Thus will the Indi-
aus once more rule the land they once pos.
sessed
"A little girl OF three explains the gol-
den rule to her older sister: ut means
that you must do everything want you
TO. aud you mustn't do D,ythag / don't
want you to.
"A Newark man solemnly VOWS that the
other night flash Of lightning ignited the
tobacco in pipe which he held in his
month. Jersey lightning usually strikes
in the region Of tho jaw.
"A Western paper says; "Sam Weldon
was shot last night in the rotunda by Hen
~ Parsons" About the worst place
man can be shot, next to the heart. is in
the rotunda 1t invariably proves fatal.
Roast acknowledgements said
the girl who waits on the table at the Isles
OF Shoals. "well. said the old gentle.
man, I've never tasted II, but you may
bring me some aud I'll see what it's like.
--"leth, = said the dude at Watch Hill.
r. ! II came here because they said the
British landed here" "But that was in
1912, said bystander. 'Yeth. said the
dude. $50 I've found out and I'm leaving
today"
In telegraph Office: "What Is the
charge to Blankville2" "rcn words for %
cents "why. 1t used TO be 25 cents.
Yes, but that was before the strike The
additional three cents is for the postage
stamp"
What do you know Of the character
OF this man was asked OF witness at pc.
lice court the other day "What do /
know Of his character? know il to be M
bieachabie, your honor" he replied with
emphasis.
'What is a Grcenbacker, asked q lii.
tie fellow. After the term was explained
he thought few minutes and then said
well. gacss I'm Greenbacker some,
for ! never had any paper money, and !
should like some"
And the man who catches the ball, "
said Annabel, why docs be wear mask
And Annabel looked upon her cousins face
with becoming pride when he answered
That ia 10 protect his face. Bell; an ugly
mug wonidnt harmonic with nice pitch.
cr, Won know"
"A professor at Cornell, lecturing on
The effects Of the wind in some Western
forests, remarked: In travelling along the
road even sometimes found the logs
bound and twisted together TO such an e.
tent thai mule couldn't climb over them,
40 | went roani
The gentleman stepped on the coal
dealers platform scales and asked TO be
weighed. The dealer said. why certain.
ly, and called TO the mantnside TO take the
weight And the man thought Il was col
be was weighing and shouted back the
weight. six hundred pounds.
That Irish man had correct apprec-
isiion Of the fitness Of things, who being