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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1883-03-06

tprolosium bes 81. Sieronpmus Bis folio
SO. Damn fol9t elm Brief bes Bap1tes
Sonorius un6 bes &Sniss 4cbrpinus-Ras
Ienber. i3weifelsobne 1T bies bas al.rdIs
teite Vud in gang Oeuti9lanb. Der bl.
@iaibroro bat nit eisener 9anb BARN ses
f6rieben.
9n sweiter SteIe perbient uHiere Huff
merfiamfeit fir sinen gansen Gag ber unter
Ro. 1889 perSeidnete gpanselieneuber, elm
6oliant IN 222 Bersamentbldttern nit redt
pra9tuoIen Snitialen unS berrIiteu Sars
benbilbsrn. gu slei9er 3sit nit mir cons
%iultirte, aber gu gang anberm i3pefe, Elm
Brofeior Der llniperiitdt Srforo IN gnsz
lamb bieie 4 Gpanselien, ba er cine neue
Gussabe Der Iulsata belorgen mill. Die
3ei9nunsen iinb tbeilweiie IN brei 8mit1
merfen burd Selios Ybotos 9itbosrapbie
perpielfdltist worben. Nagemein nimrnt
man an, Der bl. Wilibrorb babe ben Sober.
aus gnslanb mitsstr 49t. Meiner Inii9t
3ufelse 1T es finger unb wirb uobl ilnter gbt
Bernard (797-S10 aus England bon Ell
mem sepihen Stisaub mitsebradt woroen
iein.
Ho. 1919 cine Summa medicinale aug
benz T.. Sabrb., elm Suartbanb pom 233
8ldttern, pon gudbGnbIer Sro1 fiirslid
fir 100 Sbaler gefauft, lit fir bic Naturz
piiisni6aft, gotanit, Bbarmaseutit; Mes
bisin pom bS9itsn Snterefe. gs benefit
Der sierli9 sei9riebene, IA abbanblunsen
entbaItenbe Gober seuiB binldnslid, wie
bic Ibtsiidule neben Gbeolosie aud Naturs
pifeni9aftsn unb bic Seilfunbe, aber
DR. tli6, selebrt bat. Der siemlid umz
fansrei9e GOper perOient pOaitdnpise abs
i9rift.
Inter einem 9usenb Gobices relisiSien
Snbaltes unter ben Aebten &apanser 974
bis @obfrieb 1928, Defenders pom Resimz
BERT unb Sbiofrieb seidrieben, min i'd nnr
nod bas Satrameutarium ober MeBs unb
Satramentenbud e%rpabnen.
alm meiiten sSntereiie aber biirfte IN unz
Term 0anbe, wie in gans europa, elm @ras
buale Der gdternuder Ibtei aug benz IL.
Sabrb. wadrufen. Inter BEN 20 !5anbs
i9riften pom alien @rabualen Der giblioz
tbet lit bieies Gdterna1e gang in Neumeu
sel9riebene @remplar mes,n ieinen Sros
pen unb Eroien wobl bas wertbpol tie.
ginise Gage binburd madte i9 aussise
Der BiQibrorsustropenseidnse, notirte aud
bic iibrisen unb boffe balbisit I'M Organ
Der drift. &unit in 2uremburs ausfibrIis
der meme Shlbien nisoerlesen gu iolen.
Nteines gra6tens mad lit unier selebrter
9lbt Sbiofrieo (1081-1l10) Der Serfais
Ter Der sr6Bern slnsabI Der i9On meumirten
Hroien.
SIR biesmal molten mir uns perabi1ies
ben, um baloisit uniern geiu9 in ben gis
bliotbefen uno Wuieen fortsuieten. u.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1883-03-06
2nrembureii@es aus Sranfrei@.
Gorreiponbens aus Yarts.
Yaris, 81. Samlar 1888.


Statt aus benz Sauertbals BARI fortan
meine Seber nab LANCER, our6 ueri6ieoene
llmitdnbe berporgerufener llnterbre6uns,
aus Der sroBen 8eItitaot an Der Seine es
nige Sriefe CUR Selebruns Eno llnterbals
tuls Der iiberieeiiden Qanbsleute einienoen.
@ober aber, siirfte mander frasen, Der
Gielenipruns BON ct. WiQibrobs ltaot9en
G6terna6 nit ieiner romantii6en llmses
buns ms ibslperi6risne Baris, ienem ses
fabrpolen 6rater zines Sultans, uerin IS
anbauerno sdbrt unb 3ii6t, uno bic Geuos
luton nit ibren SS6tern Commune, Sns
tsrnationale &C., tastdsli6 einen Sano unb
Qeute pertil9enben 9apaltrom auSwerfen
tann. Warum grade in bielen Sa9en Der
unbeimli6en llnrIbe unb a~lgemeinen uns
ii6erbsit, mo- nad @ambetta's Gini6ars
rans Die &spublif IN SooeSsufunsen liest
unS Die i~ociale Commune untsr Dem bluts
rotben 9lemenceau Die Serri9errutbe iiber
baS eanb bes bl. 9uopig idwinsen nil?
Itun, pernebmet.
@ui Der lettiGbrisen SeriammIuns Der
&atboliten Osuti6lanbS IN Der periiiseItsn
| Yr~oteltantenitaSt Srantfurt q. 80. Oh
10. Sept. 1892 erbob gu wieoerbolten
@talsn Der bo6seieierte Gentrumsiibrer,
ibre tIeine Grc.lens Winotborit Die
Stimmc, INN Seuti6lanbS 6atbolifsn aui
bic @i6tistsit Der Sci d i6t tie auf:
mertiam su MAIDEN unb lie aufsufOroern
ben protsitantii3en @.i6i6tsbaumeiiteu
bas Monopol sl s%ntminoen, benn Die Welt'
ssi6i6te lei sefdli6t, iunSe Gei6idtsfor'
i6er beransubiloen uno gu unterltiiben.
Oieis @orte sruben ii6 tief mir in's
Ser, elm. Sas alts abteiltGot6en mi
ieinsm biitorii6sn Soosu, nit isineu ;weit
acknowledgment @sidi6tsmpmmenteu batt'
innerbaIb mebr ais iedSidbrisem Yuitoral
wirten cine 81. Seseiiterun9 fir Die @e
l6i6te bes b. Srieieuapoitels @iaibrorl
uno Ses tlsinen Satsrlanbes, be1en @e
i6i6te bis ms IL. Sabrb. bas gbteiltdot
den ein,ig uno ALIEN ~pertritt, wa69eruisn
SaB id nun bes acknowledgements iIber
ouilii9, beun ss9en bic patronirte QUINN
belt fdmpfsn ielbit bic @otter persebens
auf bic Ecole des charles na6 Yaris mic
bsssbsn woats, UNI sriinblide 9ei6i9ts
itubien, suslei9 aber audi weitsebenosre 9s
ididtsioridunsen MAIDEN gu tDnnen. WS
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1883-03-06

Sbeil Der mdrnlliden Snlaiien Oietirds
bat Dor ibm auf Or S9ulbant seieiien uni
Bel ibm 9eien unb S59reiben selernt. Sn:
falt mar BON allen Ieinen ebemalisen S1i:
Tern seliebt unb pereSrt = gefiible, BIZ
audi iiber ieinem @rab ut ibrer @rinnerune
fortleben msro.n.
uIfIingen. Der Sabrmarft am S.
Sebruar mar in Solse bes id6nen Wetters
elm auBersemObnli9 bebeltenber. gn Vieb
war susetrieben unsefdbr mas foIst: 225
RoppeI So9o9ien, 800 Stif &ibe, &dls
btnnen unb sSungpieb, 800 Stid Serfel
une 5edIinse. Die 9reiie pon alien giebs
sattlnsen rparen sismlid flau, unb lieB Der
llmiat Bel Su bOben 5Orberunsen 81 MINI
iden iibris.
Sianben. Qm 8. Sebruar itarb gang
unerpartet in Solse zines 9unseni9lases
Der alte &idter, 5err Sob. 9alepben, Der
Neitor Der ,0urembursiiden Ma9iitratlr"
i'm 4ltsr bon 81 Sabren. Sitter Der gi9ens
trone, CUR 3eit 0eputirte unb Mterss 9rds
iibent Der &amm.r, sepiilenbafter Gi9ter,
multerbafter 6amilienuater, treu ieinem
@ott unb Ieinsm 6Onige, mar Sr. Oaleps
ben elm sanser gbrenmam uum Sdeitel
Bis CUR 6uBiOble, sea6tet unb seebrt bon
Sebsrmann unb I'M 8eiite bes unbesrenss
ten Ssrtrauens aaer, bic nit ibm suiam'
menfamen. gbre ieinem Nnbentsn, Srieoe
ieinsr Seele! gs beriibrte baber Iebr un>
ansenebm, ais beim 8~e9tdbnihe, an MEL
hon, ;ihrio,us oU, 9lutorit1tsu Nss StSNt>
9ens Sbeil nabmen, Der 0tuiit>0 irisent
nit einem sroBen Sbeile Der Otitslieber Der
@eieai9aft, bsren lansidbrises @brenmits
slieb Sr. Oulepben sepeien, feblten uno
es uorsosen, BEL Der v0ietir6er @aualcaoe"
su concurriren, bieier ebrpirbisen &eli>
quie aus Sianoens beiiern 3eiten oas leste
@eleit gu seben, uo3u iibrisens anitanc
unb Yhi9t ie bdtten beuesen r%uiiien,
i6reibt sas ,Wort".
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1883-03-06
Saar, Mpiel, Gifel uns Sunsriid.

Sn Serres, einem Dorfe BEL Bies>
port, brobt Der sanse gerg, an benz baleibe
ansebaut lit, beruntersurutiden; elm Sbeil
bat i6on na6gsgsben. Die ginrpobner
BON SERIES wuroen aufseiorbert, ibre
Wobnungen ,u rdumen.
Srier. Gin ~curioies @sri9t wurbe
am 81. Sanuar in Der Stabt pieIfa9 COLI
portirt. Der S6riter m u. babe namli9
auf Der Sasb aus 9erieben einen 9nno err
i6oiien, bariiber iei er 10 persweifelt sswes
len, baB sr seduBert: v9ieber bate er ben
Iieben Ssrrsott ielbit toStseidShen." Sas
raul iei er feitsebannt anf Der Steue iteben
sebIieben uno itebe nod oa.
Ole vTr. 9bssts." i9reibt: v0ie aus>
wanberunssluit lit nod INNER int Wa4iem
besrifen, man mag in elm Oorf an Der
Wfoiel, in Der Gifel ODER I'M SodwaIb tomz
men, iiberaa bort man iasen: Bon bier
| aeben wieber 10 Siele na1 Nmerifa.A SIN
Solse beRen finb bic grsiie fir 9dnSereien
Der Nrt seiunfen, oaB nibt mebr bic Sdlfte
fir bas Qanb geboten wirs, mie Dor / bis
2 Sabren. 90 wurben in einsm nidt melt
pom bier selessnsn Srte BarseDen pon Is
bis 80 &utbsn fiir so pig. unb l 80. bic
&utbe manenbaft anseiteisert, unb quite
@ieien, wslde i'm uorisen Sabre nod Su
so SbaIer ueriteisert wuroen, Su 81 Sblr.
;useidlasen.
6ier an Der Sbermoisl, bemertt baSu
Die ySbemOiel 3ts.", ldBt fid bas Sors
itebenbe ni9t 10 sans beltdtigsn. Wobl
1T bic Sudt nad @rlnberrperb in Solge
Der sebriidten YerbdltniIe ni9t mebr 10
beruortreteno wie friber. Oo9 iiub bic
@runbprsiis nod ni6t ionperli4 sefaaen.
Sei elmer am Is. p. M. in WanerbiuiS
~abaebaltenen sroBern 9dnoereiueriteiserunS
sinsen bic Sreiie iOsar ibsr Grwarten bod.
Sapinsen. 9fm 81. Samlar, Ga9z
mittass, wurbe auf Der @enoeli9sn Sabn
Dor Dem Yabnbof elm As Sabre alter Utann
aus &lein: HoBlinsen, ais er bic sei6lohene
Barriere %ofinete, UNI elm Billet gu Dem chen
sinselaufsnen Sus gu lolen, erfaBt nno
qstSbtet. = Gin bemielben Gage itieB Der
Sua in Der 2dbe bes @~iitsri6uppens auf
mebrere auf psmielben @eleiie ltebenpe be-
laoene Wa9en, Don benen Swei siemlit
tart, bt. Mal6ine ieoo6 nur lei6t bei6ds
oist whrbe.
Ger @eri9tspoIIsieber Grpz
anbt al Sierd 1T in sIei6er Gisenlbaft
nab Ntes perlebt. Der @eri6tspollSies
beramtscanbiSut @oIf lit na3 Sierd per-
Eiebt.
Mes. Bonn /. gpril 3. S. ab wOnen
uiele &esimsntsr ii5 ibren 6leii6beoari
ielbit peri6afIen, audi Die @urfma6erei
r ielbit iibsrnebmen. Den WfesSsm 1T se'
tinbist.
I Bomber Stabt Mes sing cine
. Population mad StraBburs sum Stattbal'
: ter, nm cine Yetition bebufS WieoersS gu:
+. laims Der Sdulbriber 81 iiberrei9en.
: Oasnabebs Sci G9terna5 sele'
; gene preuBiids 0pri @iiena6 Sablt ieess
SSabr piele Iursmbur9er 8imesgdite, et,
aud leetes Sabr, tros Sturm uno &e9en
: ni6t ausbliebsu. 0ieie Sreue psrbien
/, cine @nsrtemuns, badte man, nnp ltebe
n Der ausi6elsr sins 9ienitas nm, i3eut
Z uno riei aus: ySn alien Sdnlern, NO yu
remburaer slr 6irmeS iinb, oanert bic Sir
S mes bieIeS Mal, pessn Der i9le6ten gSit
5 terune, bis naditsu 6reitas," 60 mar e
re9t.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1883-03-06
ut 6urSi(6e%
Yereiniste Staaten.
Gorreiponoen5.
louisville, 8p., 5ebr. 23. 1888.
.4.. c<,,. noo,sr

eouisuias, 8p., 5ebr. 23. 1888.
@eebrtsr 9err @onner!
Gin Quremburser, sebiirtis aus G3ters
mad, nit Namen Soiepb Sad unb ieit msbs
reren Sabren wobnbaft in S~bippin9sport,
@sritabt pon louisville, 1T aud ourd Die
So6hutb Sss Ohio" nm iein sdnSli3es
Dab uno Gut 9efommen.
Soiepb Sad lit elm braper unb niidters
ner Nrbeitsmann, Der i6on siemli9 IN Sab
rem porseriidt lit. Seine 5amilie 1T Sabls
reid uno beItebt aus elmer Srau, elmer GOD
ter pon unsefdbr II Sabren nnb 3 &naben
i'm 9llter pou reip. 7, 10 nno ~ Sabren.
Gr arbcitsts LANCE 3eit in elmer Gements
MIble NIT einem taali6en 2obn BON 81 80,
ieSod wabrenS Der lettsn brei Wfonate mar
or oan,lid arbeitslos unb bic bel benz far
oen Qobne wenig eriparten Sebrptennise
nmuften balb 9enu9 fir ben notbrpenoigen
Qebensunterbalt ansesriiien %psroen, 10 oaB
In furser 3eit Sad nit ieiner camille obne
mittel uno obne Nrbeit elmer fammerpouen
2ufunft entae9en iab, bis nod 81 gutter
9stt bos So6waiier ibm ben Nelt leiner
Sabieliateiten raubte unb Der aermlte, &c
,inb ieine Namilie faum nit ben nDtbi9en
Rlei%ounssitiden beoedt, in Wfitte Der Nadt
fliebeu mubte, unb Don alem, mas lie anI
Grben beiaBsn, MIR Sas nadts ssben retten
fonnten.
Seit bic 5amilie Sad bier in amerita
1T, ga.te bieielbe itets NIT ben rpioeupdrtl9'
item S6idia!eu gu tdmpfen, nnb penn bic
nnb ba elm idwater Sofinunssl9imme'
jid in ibre barte glrbeit uno laiere uflber
bineinoranste, UNI nit frii9em Wsutb UNI
s~rneuter Sofjmnns ben &f nm's Weber
aufsunsbmen, oann idien itets cine unbeil'
brinssnbs unb umiidtbare Sano ibr taIl
besonnsnes Wsrf gu Sertriimmern. w
ware Der Grausr gu uiel bier gu erpabnen
bic ii6 wie @lieo an @lisb on cine nneno
lid LANCE 6ette i6mieoet, wolte i9 leo
e~in,elne Gataitropbe ober jeoen S9idlals
idlaa beri6tissn, nit welder bic Samili
Sad bier in amsrita i3om beimseiu9t NOR
len.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
PERSONAL AND GENERAL.

Mr.. HARKis, the most successful orange
planter in Florida has cleared $6S,ooo on
4 his crop Of fruit this year.
TIE Ohio courts have sustained the action
Of telephone company in removing the
instrument of q subscriber who constantly
swore over the wires.
The New Orleans PicGyIRe detires real
, " smart man as one who knows great
many things, and is shrewd enough to make
correct guesses at the rest
ONLY 50 per cent. Of the farm and OF
Minnesota will be given over to wheat
growing the present season, as against IS
per cent. last year.
SAMUEL B. RINDGE, who died IN Cam
bridge, Mass. q few days ago, left an estate
estimated to be worth 100000 He began
life as an Office boy in Boston store, and
the same office was owned by him at the
time Of his death.
Ex.GOvERSoR HOLIDAY, of Virginia
proposes to travel systemicslly in Europe
for several summers 10 come. He expects
to visit Germany and the north OF Europe
this year, the Latin region of the CONT
nent next year, and Greece on the third
and final voyage.
UNCLE RUEus HATCH has succeeded in
making his voice heard at a distance OF one
thousand miles. The other day, being in
New York at the time, he talked by tee.
phone to friend in Chicago The sounds
transmitted were very weak and indistinct,
however
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
WHY NOT A LORD :

Since Lord COSKLING has predicted
the downfall of the Republican party,
the New York TImos and some other
journals are writing him down a very
small lord, indeed; perhaps only a WIS.,
count, or a baron, or even barrister,or
a squire. His political opinions don't
count. He is a political dude. He
ought not to be noticed.
But then these same journals feel UNI
der obligations all the same, as ncWS
papers, to give a column or two to what
Lord Roscoe had to say, even before a
club of cronies.
And it was always thus. We remem-
Ter that when Roscoe sulked in his
tent, the Republican camp was under
cloud, and when he eSsayed to come
forth and call the boys to battle the
bands began to play and the flags were
flung full to the breeze.
Why is not Roscoe still lord when
he predicts Republican defeat? Aye,
he is a Lord! See how he is noticed.
The same papers that write Roscoe
down As insignificant, give this as a
news item:
Ex-senator Conkling dimes at the Bruins.
wick regularly and is still a noticeable
feature in New York. \ sample OF the
admiration he commands can he Judged
from q sight at the Brunswick to-day.
When he arose from dinner the attendant
naturally takes down Mr.. Conkling's great
coat, prepared to assist him in donning it.
Mr.. COnkling happens TO be reading
newspaper, and the waiter must hold the
coat until Mr.. Conkling finishes the para
graph. IN the meanwhile the eyes OF half
the people in the room being on the ex.
Senator, he quietly folds the paper and re-
lieyeS the patient waiter of his burden.
By this time Mr.. Conkling is ready to ave
his table, and he parades slowly down the
long dining room, bowling TO such of his
aCuuaintanCes as are present, an departs.
Then common humanity resumes its NUT
ton.
Now, who said that Roscoe is not
still lord?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

THEY are probably good judges of the
qualifications of Juror down in Ten
nessee. The Knoxville Chronicle gives
the following dialogue to illustrate how
first class material is cast aside in that
state:
Judge-Aee you a householder in this
county?
Juror-Yes, sir, Keeps house.
Judge-Haye you formed or expressed
an opinion as TO the guilt o. innocence OF
the defendant Taylor
Juror-NO, SIR. has no opinion except
what Is heard.
Judge-Haye you any opinion about any
thing
Juror-No, sir; has no opinion about
anything.
tudge-Did you ever have an opinion:
( JurUr-NO, sir, never did, Judge.
He was told that his services were not
needed by his country and that he could
stand aside
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

TAE tax on matches will be taken of
after the lst Of July. y cent hundred
is now levied on them, or Sl.H on 4
gross. The profits on gross, assuming
the price on matches, is not reduced,
will not be less than Sl.94 instead of
sixty-five cents as at present. The
match manufacturers are not disposed
tOreduce prices TO consumers. If they
do not dos however, an effort will
be made to induce Congress 10 restore
the stamp tax. It is not fitting that
what was intended as a relief to the
consumers shouli be turned into huge
profit for monopoly.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Tn Hill,

Toes the road wind u D hill all the way:
Yes, TO the Very end.
VIII the days journey take the whole long
day.
From morn TO night, my friend.
Put is there for the night a resting place.
A roof for when the slow dark hours begin,
May not the darkness hide Il from my face
You cannot miss that inn.
shall ! meet other wsysarerS az a!ght:
Those who have gone before.
Then must l knock, or call when inst in
Sghte
They viii not keep you standing at the
door.
shall I ind comfort, traye'-Sore and weak
~ II Dor YOU shall fad the sum.
Will there not be beUs for me aud all who
seeks
", beds for a. who come.
-Ce,iS'iHr G P1E-,ti.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

WALL street is going to be in a badly
orphaned condition. VANDERBILT
has formally and officially declared his
departure from this life of speculation,
and JAY GoULp is almost ready to sail
away over the watery depths, whittier
so many go never to come back, and
whence he will not return in any event,
unless his present plans are altered, for
two long wears.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

The Saturday Night Club, Of New
York, distributed "tafIy" very prOfuse-
~; but upon Senator CAMDEN, who
was present, was bestowed the most
significant remark of the evening. We
Judge that it was he who was addressed
when Mr.. CONKLING said: lone OF
my friends here tonight is leader and
example of the Democratic party.
Well, he and the rest Of them are about
to take control OF the country: indeed,
they control it pretty we'll already
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

SMOKERS complain that they are get
ting no benefit of the reduced tax on
the higher grade of cigars. But COM
petition will shortly settle this matter.
Dealers will find that if reduction in
creases sales on lower grades, that is the
natural way to increase them on higher
orraHa-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

THE President of the Louisville and
Chicago railway has carried his respect
for the Sabbath to an extent that seri-
ously interferes with the observance of
the day in the manner customary along
the line Of the road. He has forbidden
the running Of Sunday excursion trains
and of all other trains not absolutely
necessary. He says: This order APP
plies to camp-meetingtrains. If Chris
tians cannot find other places to wor-
ship, this company will not violate di-
vine and civil law and deny its em-
ployes the essential rest of the Sabbath
to carry them to eamp-meetiug
grounds" The projectors OF camp
meetings along the line of the Louis
vile and Chicago railway are in con-
dition Of panic.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Stephen Mccullough,
CARPENrERAND RUuDER'

Brick Buildings erected complete in al
modern improvements Also wooden build
Ipgs fitted up complete on lot Wooden build.
lngs framed and fitted mp in yard at wo-ksho ,
and taken to any part and completed on rea.
Sonable terms. All alterations made on Old
buildings, roofs. valleys, and sky-Eghts par
ucularly attended %. Desks, counters and
shelving fitted up on short notice; store froAts
PIT in and stores altered. Residence, No ~
Rem Exley. Shop in rear OF Capitol, on Alley
!s3h
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
The Mystery of Good and EVIL.
Teyqs !Siftinqs.

ItLHS ISyIINys
Little Mollie was caught by her mother
stealing apples from the tree and severely
rebuked. Her mother told her she must
not touch those apples, as she was going to
make preserves of them.
On the following Sunday little Mollie's
school teacher asked her why God forbade
Adam and Eve to eat of the tree in the
midst OF the garden.
because he wanted to make preserves
OF the apples" was the childish reply.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

JEALOU>IES in the trade in New
York worked a good result the other
day when several hundred thousand
pounds Of spurious tea was stopped In
sale by an Injunction, from the COM
plant of the Board of Health. A rival
house gave the notice, and it is to be
hoped that other rival houses will do
likewise in tea and other articles.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

THE Maryland Penitentiary has
struck a new lead in the shoe line. 1t
makes kind Of arctic called the Meri-
no shoe, which can be worn in. the eX-
treme north without any danger of
ehilblains or the like. The MerinO is
made from South American wool, and
does not interfere with any free labor
enterprise i'm the country.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

PEOPLE are pulling themselves
to know how VANDERBILT will man
age to spend al income of thirteen or
fourteen thousands dollars day. He
can get plenty Of help if he wants it.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

HIGH license is now all the rage in
the West. From three hundred to
thousand dollars is the range Of the tax,
and when the latter figure is collected
the saloon keepers value their privi-
,eges and are quick to prosecute illicit
vendors.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

THOSE pr ophets of evil who see moth
ing but strike ahead, forget that that
Is only one way of settling the contrc-
versy, and altogether the worst way.
Why should the most disastrous course
ha nhOcapN
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

II requires two million eggs each
wear to manufacture the paper upon
which photographs are taken. The
hen IS an important factor in art as well
90 domestic economy
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Miss Marks Makes n Good Guess.
Baltimore american.

Miss Jennie Marks won a sewing ma
chine by making the best guess at the num-
Der of pills in bottle in window. There
were 25,lOO pills in the bottle and she
guessed %, l99. There were over 5000 guess
es, and The worst one was guess OF 1901
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

WONDER il this spring weather Will
sprout any more Presidential eandi-
dates: The early crop seems 10 %
frOSt-bitten.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Exceedingly subtle Hint.

Nsw Orl,anS Pic0y'pc.
Why not appoint Charles Stewart Par
nell TO succeed Gladstone and settle the
Irish question by a coup d'etat?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Uncle sam, Lert Hand In a Sling,

Chicago Inter Ocsdn,
The three hundred millions Of dollars
locked up in the vaults OF the government
are that much blood drawn Off from the
national body into reservoirs.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Crooks sword n Tru,ty Blade

s.. LO,is Globe. Democrat.
General Crook is the sblest and mos
fearless Indian fighter in the United State;
army.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

THERE are two or three men IN every
city in the Union who think they VIII
be Commissioner OF Internal Revenue.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
Teach the Darkey TO Drive q Nail.

IT'II -EgJs
We insist that the best school for the
Southern negro, and white man, too, for
that matter, is the industrial school, or the
school which will teach him how to make .
living
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

THE Alaska has just made the fastest
westward voyage on record across the
Atlantic. The time made was twelve
minutes short of seven days.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

II the grim reaper does not interfere
with her efforts MTRA CLARK GAINES
will get what there is left OF New
Orleans.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09

MOODY aud SANKY, with eommends-
bic pluck, are going to wage war again
ulon the hosts Of Satan in New York.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-09
WEDNESDAY,, MAY .. 1883.

JAY GOULD's estimated estate Is more
than one-third of the sum now held by
the United States Treasury.