The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-07-04
THE J0KER'S BUDGET.
WHAT WE PIND ~ THE HUMOROUS
PAPERS.
The Bad Boy Gives His Fntb'rn Dynamite
scare The Modern Dnrilo-A Had
IN Messenger BOYS, Etc.


VINO, although OtAerwse battered and
torn, had on perfectly now pair o.
pants, which, however, were entirely to-
short for him.
81 believe you stole those pants from
some store. You don't look rs if they
belonged 10 you."
81 don't belong to them. They be.
long 10 me-.
81 believe III arrest YOU Those
pants don't fit Won You pulled them
out Of some store" and 80 saying iIe
policeman led off tho tramp, who laughed
heartily.
"What are you Rijnuing
Nothing, except was thinking S. Lat
- funny place Austin is. Ihoihcr town.
ihn police arrest you when they zee IN.
mh here they take you up when Trey
don't snc fl, aud pointing tohisuumol-
ilonabcs, that struck him jurt below ,le
knee, he laughed some more. -Te1os
'Ungs.
rIcR's BAD roy.
'What was the matter with your
aihcr| asked the grocer Of the bad
roy. 81 saw lin skipping mp the str It
with his hat Off orahl,ipo 81 l,igcooff Al.
a. tbouoh fhcy were m, G,ogp "oh t,t
wa only q Fouian scare. Nothiu' snrious.
Won see pa is sort Of half Enplishmau.
W,u M he, said a oooJ JcaI ,Iout ,bc
wicked Fcuinps anil that ,bc,' nngb, ~
bc pulled. and nil Uof and when T road
the story In the papcr. osont the cYplD.
zion in the British Parliament pa WAS
hot liz said fine Ir..h ,gas mining the
whole world II. diIu', dare s,v II AZ
fine table or our hired piH womb have
knocked him silly. 'can.e Sine f.. rir..b
ciH. md she can Iirl any E,g',.,.,o,r IN
'hp. town. Pa said tlcrc onoI., 10 b,vc
t.rn sgocbody tLrro IN have t,l,.n ,l.,t
bomb no and throwcd II IN ,le,Dworlr.
fore II rXplodrd. H. g,iJ If h. ,,ar
should .r. g.. bomb bcyould o1,l /. ri.l,
apaud throw il AWAY whore +, Womb >.
hunt nuyboly. Pa lias inc road ,bo "a.
u,rs ~ him niylIts. cln,e bi. owes have
r,l spIipiors In 'ru and afi.r b,lr.,d
ll There was in Che papcr made ma
-, more aud pretended 10 read if abmt
how IT wasruInored tha,thc Tuiaue hare
iu Milwaukee were poiug 10 ulncrdvuo-
uitc hombs at every hongc where an
lugIlahman lived. and al given sia,l
blow them al up. Pa looked pale bni he
sad he wasn't scared.
We got my biz black inv rul'or
foot ball, and paiut,I 'Dirvuiyl,t in
big white letters ON it. and tied a nicrc
Of turrnd rope 10 if fora fine. aud eof u
blp fire cracker one Of M . old fniufb
4 July hurs"-scarcry. md q basket IlIl
~ broken glass. W. put ihe football
Iu front II the step, and IN fine tprrd
lopc. aud got under the sl.n with fine
lire crackers and basket, whore thew 90
down into the bas mrut PA and ms,
como out the front door. and down fine
steps, and pa saw the football. and fine
burning fuse, and h. said. Great God,
Hammer. we are blnwrd mn and Inc
.lntcd TO run, and ma she STONED ,o
look at il. Juat as pn started ia rnn I
touched of the Grrcrackcr. and NV
chum arranged il 10 pourout fine brol on
pla.s on the brick puyr.,,,t iuet ma fine
nrcc,ackcr went on Wrn rycrvtLin,
,,,ut inst oe a.. cy,.,cl,J ,yo,,., ,,.,,o
She had examined the football and cnn.
plndcd il wpg moi dlrorrous and y,s
'"'' giving II Il KICK u" 'hr lllG cracker
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p'f l'"r VI ,I,' o''NN WIN - '|"',"'lL
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III" "1'u' '" '''r'", N.l ''''n he
night to hue
PLANTATION Philosophy.
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,n '," , "" "V''sn; LOO n"ch P'' i''"h'S
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Io % ,i,''i . n,Hi' "'''h I,pch Yer SUIT
", e'""'" "Io ~, "' pody' no Ie'oi'h'sS
I ~ 'mJ TIuii n'"hc o' "ctivi'y Oh de ,id-
T." n "i "'sa",I ,, a boys h'll's
Lin,tinn ''''' " '''' "'"'' wv Al '''' 'on''
de- Human family 10 so c,,o1 nj, ,,;,
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lion ten mLat onio,"1 ' J., "''5 wv, WV, an
tcr ma hawaii V IN oo'o''' ''''' ''y ""''e"
Ef !, ,mJ, i ~, ,., A.o,,u,,,,.
oil drrnt na :, ~ n,on W. " a',"Sb'e 'or
would hnh laid "n, y" =; ~ n"; ; IN m.''
DE mncLincrv o1 ' AZ; i" i,a ~" " ~, u'E','.
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