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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25
A SSEsSMENr NOTICE.

Notice ls hereby given TO all persons interested,
that the City Council of the City Of Cairo. u inos
section |. That the following sidewalks be con
strncvd OF wood, VIZ On the roUth side Of
Eighth street, between Railroad sire and Oaio
Leyeo eeirg one hundred aud forty.fve feet in
length have applied to the CountyCour of exam.
der Ounty for au assessment Of the costs Of said
improvements sccording to benefits, and an assess.
msnt thereof having been made aud returned TO
SAID Court the inal hearing thereon will be had at
the March Term Of said Court, commencing ont 0
81 Ond Monday o. 1855
All persons desiring mas then and there appear
and make defense.
n. A. DEy0RE,
d. ] GALLIGAN ) Go mi aiouers
". RASTERDAY,'
Cairo, January "A, 1888
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25

COMMERCIAL JOB PRINTING.
Just received One Hundred Thousand
Business Cards,
Letter Heads, Irish Linen and fat
Note Heads, papers.
Bill Heads,
Monthly Statements.
Envelopes of all kinds,
Denison's Tags,
Drsy Tickets, perforated with round
Receipt Books, hole perforatiug
Check Books, machine.
Order Books,
Scratch Books,
Bal Invitations,
Wedding Invitations,
Programmes,
Engraved Folders,
Full Sheet Posters,
Small Bills aud Dodgers,
ALL OF WHICH will be found at THE
BULLETIN jon OFFICE, No. 70 Ohio Lcyee.
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Mn 4, s. IpFAy mr. art st Salem Mass
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IT is certain that the longer speech, the
weaker it is, but not SO with cold, the
longer it runs, the worse it becomes A
cold, be it ever so slight, is no tribe, it
should be checked 10 its early stages Dr.
Bulls Cough Syrup is the Balm OF Gilesd'
that millions say IS divine in its orIgjon.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25
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TR.ts. Leave CAIRO:
BOB "A IN. M all,
Arriving 10 81. Louis 9:46 am; Chicago, go y M !;
ConnCoung at Odin and Eainghsm Tor Clncin'
natl, Louisville, Indianapolis and points East
mao am. st. Louis and Western
Express.
Arriving IN ~. Louis 7;05 =. m, and connecting
Tor all polnte Wcst
, 80 pan. Fast Express
Tor st. Louis and Chicago, arriving At St. louis
TOGO p m, and Chicago 1;9J IN
$50 pm. Cincinnati Express.
Arriving at Cincianai 200 am; Louisville O;S
Ans Indianapolis a:U Am. Passengers oy
this train reach the above points l = to 80
HOURS IN advance OF any other route
tH-The $3.50 p. M express hss PULLMAN
sLEEPING CAR Cairo 10 Cincinnati, without
changes, aud through sloUporr to st Lon's ana
Chicago.
Fast Time East.
D,,,,o,rono by THE line go through to East
/ dSScllSCIS crn points without any delay
caused by sunday Intervening. The Saturday after
noon train from Cairo arrives In new YORK Monday
nornlug at iO:35, Thlrtysi1 hours In advance OF
NJ other route
EE-For through Tickets ind further Information
apply at Illiboi. Central Railroad Depot caro-
J. II. JONES, Ticket Agent
All HANSON, Gen, Pass. Agent. Chicago
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Browns Iron BITTERs efiectual-
ly cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion and
Weakness, and renders the greatest
relief and benehtto persons suffering
ON such wasting diseases as Con-
sumption, Kidney Complaints, etc.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25

Mn j, s. LeFav 'ur, artist, Salem, Mass,
says his rheumatism was routed by St.
Jacobs Oil,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25
RIVER NEWS.
14,.asss

..4llal.ssss
W .AsBDtY, rive. editor OF idL BCLLETls
aud Steamboat passenger agent Orders FOR sl
kinds OF steamboat fob printing solicited. Of'ce
NJ Bowers European Hotel, No. n! ohio levee.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25
Saved his Child,
u y, Eutaw ST., Baltimore, Nd.

n, Eutaw ST., Baltimore. Nd.
Feb. -, 1850.
Gents Upon the recommends.
,i9n OF friend | tried BRowS's
lRoN BIrrsKs as a tonic and re-
s,oratiye for my daughter, whom
! was thoroughly convinced was
wasting away with Consumption.
Having lost three daughters By the
terrible disease, under the care Of
eminent physicians. | was 10th to
believe thar anything could arrest
the progress Of the disease, but, &c
my great surprise, before my daugh-
ter had taken one bottle Of BRowS's
lRoS DIrTERs. she began 10 mend
and now is quite restored 10 former
health, A fifth daughter began to
show signs Of Consumption, and
when the physician was consulted
he quickly said "Tonics were re.
CURED. !" and when informed that
the elder sister was taking BRows's
lRoN BIrTERs, responded that is
sgood tonic, take It..
ApoRAN PHBLPs,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-25

Gar Loads III Speciality.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
YUMA ARIZONA SATURDAY. OCTOBER 20. 1883.

three or four fellow quarrel ov-
er so unimportant a matter as
whether the pitcher killed the
third baseman with the ball, or a
revolver. Life Is too short and
full of creditors, and we are not
so anxious to be ushered into the
presence of our maker, that we
will take the chances of being
sent there clad in a borrowed
base ball suit, and a league per-
spiration.
No. no; others may like it, but
as for US, give us regular old
fashioned game of "Antie over"
with it's scientific catch. and ex-
citing run around the old stone
school house. Give us s,sand
our youth, ,..and the rest of the
world may have all the pleasure
they can find in the broken bones
and broken contracts, and big
salaries, and gate .receipts OF the
great American game.-Peck's
Sun.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
Not Any In Ours.

In the morning the young man
who aspires 10 besailprofessional
base ball player, goes forth array
ed in all the glory of a four dol
lar base ball, suit, and proudly en-
ters the diamond fieldsof his am
bition. In the evening the Young
man, who In the morning..aspir-
ed to be a professional base ball
player, comes in from the..base
ball grounds with all his aspira-
tions stripped from him, together
with his shirt and most of his
pants. He has lost his cap, and
one canvass shoe, and has acquir-
ed a bunch on the side of his
head-about the size of an egg
and a black eye. His lip is cut
and swoOlen, and onA ear hangs
dejectedly down his neck. A
strip of court plaster across the
center span of his nose, adds to
his dilapidated appearance. And
one arm slung up in a dirty
Handkerchief, appeals to the SYM
pathy of the beholder.
He has evidently been to bat,'
but the way he sits down on the
edge of Il chair, We would con-
clude that he does not want to be
considered 'on deck.
We had expected the baseball
craze to die out ere this, but it
seems to be on the increas. Well
let those play it that choose to,
though 'old cat,' played with a
soft-yarn ball, covered with
the lining of an old boot leg, is
fun enough for US.
Our makeup does not seem to
require the thrill of excitement
engcndered by standing before Il
flannel clad mountain hOWitzer,
and letting it shoot solid shot at
us. We are not of that peculiar
temperament that finds pleasure
in so simple thing as making a
home run with seven hundred
people looking on, and making
remarks about our shape, or lack
of it. Men Of our usefulness are
not 40 plenty that we can afford
to spend our time standing out
In the center Of a vacant lot, with
our hands on our knees, VIII lie
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

places of issue and destination.
A broad tint is made by the myr-
lad repetition in very small let
ters of autographic design of the
letters "U. s. P. N."-United
States Postal Note-andi these
words appear in different designs
on various parts of the face.
The back OF the note is printed
in rich. dark green ink, similar
to greenbsck, except that it is
done by the surface printing pro-
cess. In the center is geomet-
rical lathe-work monogram, sur
rounded by intricate cycloidal
lathe work. At either side are
pieces of circular concentric lathe
work containing more than forty
original cuttings, which present
an insurmountable task to the
counterfeiter. Across thesentire
back are the legends required by
law as to the payment of the
note. It is estimated that the
contract for furnishing these
notes will be worth $25, 900 a
year. and that the cost Of the pa
per used in that period will be
5000.
The notes are payable to bearer
within three months from the
month mentioned in the date, at
the issuing Office as we'll as at the
Office upon which they are drawn.
They are issued for all sums un-
der SIS for three-cent fee. Tho
they are not legal tender, they
may be passed from hand to hand
as money. This is not likely to
be done very much, because the
notes are frequently issued for
such odd amounts as 50 or a
cents. The English postal notes
are issued for certain prescribed
sums, usually even amounts, and
may be cashed at sny.noffice.
While they,thus offer greater fa-
cilities for being used as curren-
cy, it appears that the notes there
are ''out" on the averagesbut six
days.-The Paper World.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

He had never told his love.
Their acquaintance had been a
very short one, and when sud-
denly he placed her arm about
his neck and imprinted a huge
kiss upon her rosebud mouth she
was naturally startled.
"Sir," she said, "this is insult
ferable!"
Forgive mel" he cried. 81
was mad to act thus. / beseech
you, pardon met?
mo, / can never forgive you
never. You have forfeited my
friendship. You must leave me
at once and forever"
Vainly he pleaded; she was
obdurate. So glaring.an offense
could not be condoned.
And 80 he said he would go.
His WhOie life would be embit-
tered, for he felt that her image
could never be effaced from his
heart.
81 will gn," he said sadly,
"but before [ leave there is one
boon that | would ask. l feel
that I am not unreasonable in
desiring and expectin sthat you
will grant this one little final fa-
YOr."
"What is it?" she asked, gen
tly, touched by his emotion.
won't you please take your
armsfr ON around my neck?"
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
N Nu#iges
Yuma, Yuna c

Yuma, Yuma County, A. T.
TITO 81. Y. MEEDEN - YOU ARE
1 hereby notined that have expended
ono hundred dollars in laboI on tie Clip
per ctaim. SAID claim is located IN Silver
mining district, Yuma county A. T., in
order to hold said premises under the
provisieas of Section 1924 Revised Stat
utes of the United States, being the
amount required to hold the same for the
year ending 1882; and if within ninety
laws froIu the service of this notice you
fail to contribute your proportion of inch
expenditure as cO-OwIer, your interest in
said claim will become the property of
the subscriber urd.r SAID Section 1924
Sept 1st, 1888. ASNIS RAGAL.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

UAS BEEN SOLD IN ALL THE
II eastern States and give universal
satisfaction. 1t is highly recommended
by the Faculty in all cases OF ofNervousness,
Weakness, Debility, Dyspepsia, Indiges-
tion, Etc.
1t is now introduced to tho public Of
the Pacific Slope, indorsed by the eminent
DIR. s. Dana Hayes, State Assayer Of
Massachusetts, and DR.. II. G. Louder
bach, of st. Louis, Mo-, both gentlemen
prominent in their profession, and which
is guarantee to all buyers Of its purity
and quality. 1 can show thousand of let
ters from persons from all parts of the
Union and Canada to testify to its merits
and the 5enetlt it has afforded as family
remedy and tonic. Sold by all druggists
and grocers by the case, bottle, or gall
on.
CAUTION-None genuine unless la
beled with my signature over the eerks
G, SIMMONDS,
Sole Proprietor.
SIssON, CROKER & CO.,
Agents for Yuma and vicinity; also
Benson.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
e, -. So. . :. :
How To Secure Health,

1t seems starnge th"t anyone will suffer
from the many arrangements brought on
by an impure condition of the blood,
when SCOVILL'S SARSAPARRILLA
AND STILLINGIA, or BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP will res tore perfect health
o the physical organization. 1t is indeed
q strengthening syrup, pleasant to take,
and has proven itself to be the BEST
BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered, ef-
fectually curing Scrofula, Syphilltic
disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys,
Erysipelas, Malaria; all nervous disorders
and Debility, Bilious complainsts aud all
Diseases indicating an impure Condition
Of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach,
Skin, etc. 1t corrects indigestion. A
single bottle will prove to you its merits
as health renewer. for it ACTS LIKE A
CHARM, especially when the complaint
is of an exhaustive nature, having Il
tendency to lessen the natural vigor of
the br ain and nervous system.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
PROBATE NOTICE.
In the Probate Court, of the County OF
Yuma, Territory of Arizona.
In the matter of the Estate of Yet Hing,
deceased.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
~ unders gned, Administrator, of
the estate of Yet Hing, deceased, to
he creditors Of and all persons having
claims against the said Yet Hing,
deceased, to exhibit them with the neces-
sary vouchers, within four months after
the first publication Of this notice, to the
said administrator, or his ATTORNEY,
Samuel Pnrdy, at the Office Of the latter,
on Main street, in the Village of Yur2a,
Territory of Arizona
CHANG KAU CHOW,
Administrator Of The Estate of Yet Hing,
deceased.
SAMUEL PURDY,
Atty for Admir-.
Dated Yuma, A. T., May 2d, 1888.
IA sat.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

TRlAL BOTTLE FREE-NOTICEET
L will seud & trial isottie ct the KsIG-
vENATOR-sUfffcien 10 show its meTIkS--
free of charge, TO apyOne afflicted, apuls-
ing by letter, stating his symptoms at
age Communications are &A StrFIy
confidential. mY 13-a
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

z. c. Dske, IS Merchants Exchange, is
the sole agent of the SENTINEL in
San Francisco. The SENTINEL can al
ways be found on file in his Office.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTING,
IL Whitening, Wall Tlnting in Oil or
Water Colors, Glazing, Paper Hanging,
etc. Orders promptly attended to.
Prices to suit the times.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

Tute 0AOE0 may be found on file at Geo. P.
Iuto FAF En- RowelI Co.'S Newspaper Ad-
vsrtising Bureau 10 Spruce St where advertising
contracts may be made for 1t IN NEW YORK.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

ness. Spei matOrrhea, Emissions, lmHo-
tency, Exhausted vitality, Premature De-
cline and Loss of Manhood, from WhaI,
ever cause produced. 1t enriehes arc
purifies the Blood. strengthens the Nerves
Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproductive
Organs and Physical and Mental Facai-
ti"s. 1t stops any unnatural deoIiltaIIhg
drain upon the system, preventing lhFol
Untary losses, debilitating dreams. .senln-
al losses with the urine, ETC., so destrue-
tive to mind and body. 1t is sure eliS@
inat0r OF all hIDNEY AND BLADDER Cox
PLANTS. 1t contains no injurious tngre-
dients. To those suffering from the evit
effects Of youthful indiserttions or excee-
ses, a speedy, permanent and thorough
cure is GUARANTEED. Price, S2.a6 per
bottle, or five bottles in ease, with fuii Oh
rectiOns and advice. $1,000. Sent seeure
from observation to any address upon re-
ceipt of price. or 90. % To be had only
of
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
DR.. CD. SALFIELD,

ZIG Kearnv street. San Francisco, -
Consultations strictly confidential, oY iee
ter or at Office, FREE For the eorvers
eRce OF patients, and in order to insufe
perfect secrecy, have adopted Frtsafe
address under which all packages are for
warded.
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GalGna-SilTer and Copper Ores.

THE PACIFIC WATER JACKET
i Smelters embrace many features
that are entirely new and of reat Prae-
tIcal utility, which are covered by letters
patent.
No other furnaces can compare Win
these for durability, and in capacity fos
work.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
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THE CASTLE DOME MINING AND
i Smelling Company are now acting
agen ts for the
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20

DIX. ROGERS VEGETABLE PORN
SYRUP instantly destroys worni$ an
moves the Secreti0as Eaich caused
them.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
This Great Stren-

IhlS tTr6aG StIcn-
gthening Rene
dy, and NERVE
TONIC, is the re-
suit Of over %
years of practice
experience, and
CURES WITH UN-
FAILING CERTAIN
rY Nervous and
Seminal Weak
F;cc;opc InnnO-
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
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The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
Safety Nitro Powder,

And are prepared to furnish the same to
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Giant Powder being cheaper, more east
ly handled and much safer. Address Or
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The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
MORE THAN SIXTY

OF them are now running on the Paca-
tic Coast, giving results never before
obtained as regards continuous running,
economy of fuel, grade and quality cs
bullion produced. We are prepared TO
demonstrate by facts the claims here
made. These Smelters sre shipped IN
ON plete state, requiring no brick or
stone work, except that for the cruciele,
thus saving great expense and OF time In
construction.
Complete smelling plants made TO
order OF any capacity, and with all the
improvements that experience has sug-
gested us valuable in this class of ma
chinery. Skilled and experienced
smelters furnished when desired 30
examine mines and TO superlntend cons
truc.ion and running of furnaces.
Estimates. given upon aplicstisn. SEND
FOR CIRCULAR.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-10-20
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Published every Saturday by the
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-30

fascination. She put on every charm
in her power TO summon; while the
foolish wife was hiding hers away,
and taking no pains to hold dominion
in the heart she had won, and now in
danger of losing. Five minutes be.
fore, the companion Of his ride ap.
peared to bis fancy so charming in
comparison with his wife, that he felt
no pleasure at the thought of meeting
one who, since their marriage, had
seemed to grow every day less and
less attractive. But now, Bella was
his queen Of hearts again.
care you really dressed to receive
me, darling2' he said as he kissed her
again, and drew his arm lovingly
about her waist.
Eyes, for you. Could a true wife
wish 10 look lovelier to other eyes than
her husband's?'
81 should think not, he answered.
She understood in the words more
than he meant to convey.
There was a rose.tint in everything
ID Bella's home that evening. From
the cold, halfindiferent husband,
Harry was transformed to the warm,
attentive lover. How many times,
as she turned her eyes upon him, did
she catch look Of tender admiration
or loving pride!
"What has made you so charming
10 night2' he said, as he kissed her
once more. "You look as pure and
sweet as a lily"
glove for my husband" she an.
swered, and then tear, in which Joys
sunlight made a rainbow, stole out
from the dropping lashes and lay
crystal drop on her cheek.
She made no confession of her
thoughtless neglect of the means by
which hearts are held in thrall to love,
though her husband half guessed at the
fact that something had awakened her
to the truth.
On the next afternoon Harry rode
out again; but the lady was his wife.
He was never afterward in danger of
being run away from faithful love; for
Bella grew in his eyes more attractive
and charming every day. And thus
she saved him, in his younger and less
stable years, from being drawn aside
from the right way, and both herself
and him from the years OF wretched.
ness.
Don't, fair ladies, neglect these per
sonal attractions because you are mar.
ried. The charms that won are Just
as potent to retain affection. The be.
ginnings of alterations often lie just
here; and many a neglected wife has
lost her husbands heart because she
ceased to look lovely in his eyes. 1t
isn't in the heart of man to love a
dowdy, careless, fretful, unloving wo-
man. The husband bargains for
something very different from this and
if he finds himself deceived, will as
suredly repent Of his bargain. So
look to it, young wives, that you lose
not, through carelessness or neglect,
a single charm.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-30
SimnLe Encfs About Rncks.

The Carpenters and BmideTs Jour.
nal gives the following facts. An av.
erage days work for a bricklayer is
800 bricks on outside and inside
walls; on facings and angles and fin.
ishing around wood or stone work, not
more than half Of this number can be
laid. To find the number Of bricks
in a wall, first find the number Of
square feet of surface, and then multi.
ply by Z for a 4 inch wall, by II for a
~ inch wall and by IA for an 8 inch
wall, by % for a IS inch wall
For staining bricks red, melt one
ounce Of glue in one gallon of wa.
ter; add a piece Of alum the size of an
egg, then one.half pound Of Venetian
red and one pound Of Spanish brown.
Try the color on the bricks before us.
ing. and change light or dark with the
red or brown, using yellow. mineral
for buff. For coloring black, heat as
phaltum to fluid state, and moder
ately heat true surface bricks and dip
them. Or make hot mixture OF lin.
seed oil and asphalt; heat the bricks
and dip them. Tar and asphalt are
also used for the same purpose. 1t is
important that the bricks be sufficient
ly hot and be held in the mixture to
absorb the color to the depth Of one
s;xtaenth IF an inch
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-30

WYOMING News. Six years ago
man came to Wyoming, from New
England aud started in the cattle bus
mess, on the Laramie plains, with one
solitary Texas steer and good, serv'
iceable branding iron. He now has
over 600 head of stock, the multiplied
increase of that one critter. Who
says there is no money in the stock
business? 4 Boomerang.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-30

A WARNING TO Mr.. GEBHARDT.-
Atlanta Constitution: IL Mr.. Freddy
Gebhardt will refer to the files of the
New York Evening Post, he will dis.
cover that he is about to enter that
fervid land, where the glittering results
of capital do not stand in the way Of
the shotgun and the revolver. We
mention this, because it is currently
reported that Mr.. Gebhardt recently
made some unfriendly advances to a
st. Louis reporter. In the land ofthe
orange, the cline Of the sun, were the
songs of the birds to melody run, the
reporters are primed for this sort OF
fun. It's the beautiful land where
gushes are gashed, and Washers are
most everlasting mashed.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-30

Mr.. Blest was 80 and Miss Runnion
was IS He proposed and she consent
ed, with the proviso that he should
take her to the adjacent village of BY
ron, Wis, to buy toilet outfit. He
gladly did this, though she made shop
ping very costly to him. When all
the purchases had been packed in three
trunks and sent to the railroad station,
she had them checked for Chicago in.
stead of home, and went away with
them, leaving her aged lover to find
out that she had made fool of him.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-30

There is a man in Indiana who takes
32 newspapers, and you might as well
try to ride whirlwind ON a side sad
die as to attempt to impose on that
man.