The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-01-16

To the woman whose business it is to go
shout town, and whose eyes and ears are
ever open to see and hear, msny odd and
peculiar stores are laid away i'm her reten-
tive memory. Sometimes little gossip
finds its way amid the general melange, and
although the Woman" ike the generali-
ty of her Sex, Gears little for such things,
il is we'll 10 heaven the lump occasionally,
and il is to be hoped tie generous minded
will pardon, anu vice versa, psss by all
that may approach its portals. Not alone
does she lind gossip, out her eyes drink in
the beautiful as we'll as the groresque.
Outlines there are reflections which en-
compass the mind, for instance:
THE FIFTH STREET NAN.
Have ysu ever noticed the man who re-
sides on Fifth street, who gets up in the
morning, kicks the cat the first thing, tears
a button off in putting on his shirt, scolds
his wife because breakfast is slow about
getting ready, fillips the eldest boys head
with his thumb and finger, eats flap iaci
as IL for wager. scalds his throat with no
coffee, jams his hat on his head with a
dimple in the side. and then rushes of to
his Office, blowing and putting as
Of all Sedalia would be sacrificed ii he
fsiled in getting there on time-,o read the
morning paper. We'll, never mind, he is
only one of many, and maybe his family
is happy one but the woman" begs
leave 10 doubt 10.
WHO GETS INTO THE CARRIAGE.
Did you ever watch the lady who resides
next door to one of the large brick resi-.
dences in this city? She never sees a car.
riage drive up to the door, but she Gran
her neck out of the window, and Hut :
her apron, and pretends to be looking at
prospects for rain, but she isn't; she is
bound TO see who gets in or ont Of that
carriage.
A BROKEN ENGAGEMENT.
II is said q gentleman who IS engaged
TO lady on Broadway confidently told a
friend that "he was thinking strongly OF
breaking the engagement"
"Ah, why is this ?" said the friend.
swell" was the answer, "I'm afraid she's
lay" Yes. Stree, that's the word. you
see, ! went up there the other morning,
and she had on a dress made up Just like
bag with string run il il, and tied
round her neck-no sewing, don't you see,
and hang me if il wasn't too much of
a good thing. I'll have to break.
old pard, too much for yours,
truly" His friend told him to 60 slowly,
but it was no use, and il the owner of
certain Mother Hubbard dress is TO-DAY
mourning the loss of her lever, she will
now know the reason.
CORNER ON ESCORTS.
The young ladies talk of getting up
corner on escorts, and the first man who
accompanied them to parties or theaters
and who is net straight" enough to walk
line no wider than a hairs breadth, is to
be iguominiously Sired" Yes, sir, fired
rsSht away from warm parlors. pleasant
cen Saniorship and cosy tete-a-teies after
the I'D folks have gone to bed. The
woman" oughtn't to tell on the girls, but
tits true.
UNIQUE "a WE'LL AS BEAUTIFUL.
A young lady who recently returned to
this city from CinSinuati brought with her
q very unique orna went in the shape of
plush framed mirror With lovely spray
of roses and Lilies of the valley at the up
per left hand corner. The flowers are very
natural in appearance, but are made oy