davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-10-17
H. should be used by all persons, old and
young, whenever any Of the above
symptoms aDpear.

young, whenever any Of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living in I'M
ally to keep the Liver in healthy action, will avoid
all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau.
Sea, Drowsiness, Depression CT Spirits, etc It
will invgora.e like glass OF wine, but is no in.
toxtcating beverage.
II You have eaten anything hard of
digestion, or feel heavy after meai3, or Sleep
less at night, take dose and you will be relieved
Time and Doctors Ellis VIII be saved
by always keeping the Regulator
in the House!
For, whatever the ailrncnt may be, a thoroughly
safe pIrgatiye, alternative and tonic SS1n
never be out of place. The r:r1e''y is La rmless
and does not Interfere l,ltils business or
pleasure.
1T IS PURELY VEGETABLE,
ana mas all the power and eiEcacy Of Caionel or
Quirne, without any Of the injurious after Effects
A Governo-'s Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use in my
fam! 7 for me time, and am satisfied it is
valuable addition TO the medical science
j. GILL SHORTER, Governor Of Ala
Hon. Alexander II. Stephens, of Ga,
says: Have derived some benefit from the use Of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it
further trial.
"1he only Thing that never fails to
Reiieve.'-1 have used many remedies for Dys-
Pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
nave found anything. to benefit me to the extent
Summons Liver Regulator has. | sen,'from Min
nesota to Georgia for it. ana wod, send further for
such medicine, and would advise all who are sim.
ilarly affected to give it trial as it seems the only
thing that never falls 10 relieve.
+. M. JANNEr, Minneapolis, Mimi
DR.. T. w. Mason SAYS: From aetna, ex.
perience in the Of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice have been and am satisfied 10 use
and prescribe it as pursadve lacdcirs
Els axe only the Genuine. which always
has on the Wrapper the red Z Ir.de-Mark
and Signature Of j. Fl. ZEJy.N & RI
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
Advice 10 Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teethi If 50,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs. Wins.
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth.
ing, It's value is incalculable. 1t will re.
lieve the poor little sufferer immed.
lately. Depend upon it, mothers, there is
no mistake about it. 1t cures dysentery and
diaTrhma, regulates the stomach and bow.
els, cures wind collie, sottens the gums, re-
duces Inflammation, and gives tone and
energy TO the whole system. Mrs. Wins.
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teething
is pleasant to the aste, and is the prescrip.
ton of one Of the oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States,
aud is for sale by all druggists throughout
the world. Price % cents bottle
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
To The West.

There are number OF routes leading to
the aforementioned section, but the direct
and reliable route is via Saint Louis and
over the Missouri Pacific Railway. Two
trains daily are run from the Grand Union
Depot, Saint Louis to Kansas City, Lcaven-
worth, Atchison, st, Joseph and Omaha.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars of the very
llrest make are attached to all trains.
At Kansas City Union Depot, passengers
Tor Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico and Cal
iil'rnls connect with express trains of all
lines.
AT Atchison, connection is made with
express trains for Kansas and Nebraska
points.
AT Omaha, connection is made with the
Overland train for California.
This line offers to parties enroute to the
West and Northwest, not only fast time
and superior Accommodations, but beautiful
scenery, as it passes through the finest por-
ton of Missouri and Nebraska. Send for
Illustrated maps, pamphlets, &C., of this
HE, which will be mailed free
G. B. KINNAN, f. CHANDLER,
Asst Gen'l Pass. Agent. Gen'l Pass Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
When Crook Was a Oaptiye,

Cath writes: "Crook entered West
Point in lsiS, so that he is, ! Judge,
about 81 years old. He was put out
IN California a. soon rs he graduated,
and served at once against the Indians,
whom he has now known for thirty
years. He was wounded with an arrow
about twenty-five years ago. The re-
beIIlon called him away from eight
years OF Indian encounters to the con-
test of civilized forces, and he began in
west Virginia, was wounded there, was
promoted for gallant services at Antie-
tam, then served in the western armies
at the head Of division of cavalry, was
at ChlcHamauga, broke up the guerillas,
went on several raids, served under
Sheridan, and was taken prisoner by
his subsequent brother-in-law most in
Hospitality at Cumberland butvery soon
released He was in all Sheridan S
great battles, commanded all the cav
airy OF the Army Of the Potomac for q
while, and was in the big pursuit to APP
pomattoX When saw him last he was
n long, lean man loosely put together.
WIN Il rather shy, strange face as if he
had partly turned into an Indian. He
Is an ONO boy Anything wild seems
tame TO Crook He wants M freinds
and can do with very little family Dur.
ing the war he became much interested
IN Mary DALEY u young lady of good
iamlly living in western Maryland, but
from virginia people living about
Mooreteld' Her people symmthized
with the South, and she had a hrothar
a member of McNeill's somEcuerrilla
band, This young scapegracc Gnding
that Gen, Crook aud Gen. KcDv SION,
ped at her fathers hotel in Cumberland
the former paying attention 10 his sis.
er--slipped into that hotel and can.
tred the two generals in the midst y,
their troops, forced them on, of ,ho;,
lines at the very point Of the ni.,o, md
took them TO Richmond. Crack w u".
then released, probably through tho in
tcrcesSlon of his captor. He af,orw,rd
married Miss Daley, and she has heer
with him in good many STRANGE nlorn,
in the West His young cantor af,nr
ward became q sutler at his camn
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF MAILS
- TkCHEs-.

CAIRO BAPTIST Corner Tenth and Poplar
" streets; preaching every Sunday mo nj and
night AT usual hours. Prayer meeting WedGcs
cay night; Sunday school. q'3Oam
Rev, A W. hcGAHA, Pastor.
CHURCH OF THE NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
\ Fourteenth street; Sunday 7:0OS m, Holy
munion 1920 a, u. Morning Prayers II a. m,
sunday school r. M Evening Prayers 7;2O pm
Y p Davenport, S T, Is. Rector
LlRST MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH.
Preaching a. 1880 3. H. 3 p. m, and 1880 p. IN.
sbhsth school At 80 p. m Rev T, j. Shores,
pleuT
1 uTHERAN Thirteenth street; services sab.
l. bath 80 a III, sunday school Up. m. Rev,
<uappe, pastor.
IETHODlST-Cor. Eighth and Wauu, streets,
VI Preaching sabbath ll:0O a. IN. and : 80 p. m.
lnday school vt 3;O0p IN. Rev. j. A. Scarrett,
plsfur.
DRESBYTERlAN- Eighth street; preaching on
| sabbath at II 100 a, II. and 1880 p. m; PRAYER
rtrtiuP Wednesday At $50 p. m. sunday School
t3p. m. Rev Is, Y. George, pastor
NJ. JOSEPH s., Roman CstholicJ Corner Cross
y and Walnut streets; services sabbath 10 500.
0.; Sunday School AZ p. m; Nrspere 3 y. m. ser.
1ccr eycsy day At Sa IN. Rev. O'Hara Priest
~. PATRICK s (Romau Catholicl Corner Ninth
: street and Washington avenue; services Sab.
oath : and 10 a, m, Vespers p m; Sunday School
=, m. services every day 81 m. Rev. MastOners
rient
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
MENsMAN's PERFORMED BEEF Tonic, tn

MENsMANs PERFORMED BEEF Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its entire
nutritious properties. II contains blood
making, force generating and life sustain.
ing properties; invaluable for Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, nervous prosration, and all
forms of general debility; also, in all en-
ieebled conditions, whether the result Of
exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork,
or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Csswell,
Hazard, Il Co., Proprietors, New York
Sold by Druggists. (0
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
WOman's True Friend.

A friend in need is friend indeed. This
none can deny, especially when assistance
is rendered when one is sorely afflicted
with disease, more particularly those com.
plants and weakness 50 common to our
female population. Every woman should
know that Electric Bitters are woman's true
friend, aud will positively restore her to
health even when all other remedies fail
A single trial always proves our assertion
They are pleasant to the taste, and only cost
fifty cents bottle, sold by Barclay Bros,(2)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
CHERRIES SALE.

BY virtue of nm execution issued out OF the
clerks Office OF the chCnit court of Alexander coHn
ty ard state Of Illinois, and to me directed, where
by ! am commanded TO make the amount OF a GER
tain judgment recently OBJ tanned against Walter
andcr in favor of Benjamin + Curtis out the
lands, tenemens, goods and chattOls Of the said
Walter = Lander, have levied on the following
described property, to.wit All of section even
UD In township rlXteen QB) and iu range two (2l,
acres the above described land If lying and being
situa, in the county Of Alexander and state OF
Illinois,
expose for sale at public auction, all the right
title and interest of the above named Walter \
Lander in and to the above described property,
at II O'Clock I'M, on riesday the 2Sth day Of Aug
1883 Al the westerly door of the court house, In
city Of Cairo, Ills.
Dated AT Caro-, IN, this 9th day ofAngust, 1858
JOHN HODGES.
Sheriff Alexander County.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

Old and infrm persons need some mild
tonic or gentle stimulant, especially at this
season. The wine made at Speer's Mount
Prospect Vineyards, in New Jersey, Gale
Speer's Port Grape Wine, is used in the At.
lantic States the best tonic wine known,
and is regarded as pure, and is very popu.
lar among physicians. 1t is especially
beneficial for females and old people,-St,
louis Republican.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
SIIERIFF'S SALE

By virtue OF ar execution Issued out Of the
clerks Office OF the circuit court Of Alexander Coun.
" and state of Illinois, and to me directed, whore
by am commanded to make the amount OF Ger
tam Judgment recently obtained against Walter =,
Lander and Samuel Lander N favor of Benjamin
+. Curtis out of the nnds, tencmcnts goods md
chaltels OF the said Walter $. Lander and Samuel
Lander. have levied on the follow.
ing described property, to'wit All Of
section eleven an, IN township sixteen
u8) and IN range two (2), west of tho Ord prin.
ctpal meridian, said land IA lying and being situa
ted In the county Of Alexander and state Of Illinois
expose for sale ut public auction, all TIE right,
title and interest Of the above named Walter =.
Lander and Samuel Lander, IN and to tho above
described property, at II o'clock a. m, on Tuesday
the 18th dayof August, 1883, at to cstorly door
of the court house, Ia city OF Cairo, Ills
Dated at Cairo, H., this 9th dav Of August, 1883.
JOHN HODGES,
Sheriff Alexander County.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak.
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c,
will send recipe that will cure you, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered BY minister in South America.
send seli-addressed envelope to the Rev,
JOSEPH T. lYMAN, Station d., New York
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
Remarkable ESCane.

John Kuhu, OF LAFAYETTE Ind, had very mar
row escape from death, 1hs IA his own story
zone year ago was In the last stages of consump.
ton, Our beet physicians gave my case up. /
finally got so low that our doctor said | could not
live twenty four hours, My friends thea purchased
bottle OF Dir WIN HALLS BALsAM FOR TIE LUNGS,
which benefited me- | continued until took
nine bottles, am now in perfect health, having
used no other medicine"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

Even the patience of Job would become
Exhausted were he a preacher and endeav.
oring TO interest his audience while they
were keeping up an incessant coughing,
making il impossible for him to be heard
Yet, how very easy can all this be avoided
by simply using DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds Trial
bottles given away at Barclay Bros
drug store. (2)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

The Best Salve IN the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilbains,
Cons and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give per.
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
% cents per box For sale by Barclay
Brothers.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
0unty Omcers.

Circui, judged. j. Baker.
Circuit Clerk--A, u Irwin,
County Judge-J II Robinson.
County Cerk-S,J. ltumm
County Attorney ""........,.,....
County Treasurer-Milos W. Parker,
Shern--,Iohu IodRoe
COroncr--R Fitzgerald
County CommaeoneH-T, W, Halliday, j, II |.
MulcAhey aud Peter SAuU.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
Fast Time East.

Passengers BY this line 60 through to East.
taured by sunday intervening. The Saturday AFTER
noon train from Cairo arrives In new York Mondny
horniug at 1898 Thirty-si1 hours in advance Of
bW-For through tickets and further information
ippIy Al Illinois Genital Railroad Depot Cairo
j. H. JONES, Ticket Agent
A. II HANSON, Gen. Pass. Agent. Chicago
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

For seven years Aliens Bran Food has
stood the strongest tests ~ to its merits in
curing nervousness, nervous debility and re-
storing lost powers to the weakened gen
craive system, and, in no instance, has it
ever failed; test it, 81; 6 for $5.-At
druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
TRAINS LEAVE CAIRO:
BOB "a m Man

TRAiss LEAVE CAIRO!
BOB a IN, Mail,
arriving In ~ Louis SAB am; Chicago, $3.50 L. m
Connecting at Odin and Efingham for CinrIn
NATL Louisville, Indianapolis and points Eat,
III } am. st. Louis and Western
Express.
IRVING IN 81. Louis 1905 p. m, and connecting
for all points West,
800 pm. Fast Express.
F!r ~ Louis anu Chicago, arriving AT st. Louis
lO'4O y m, and Chicago T:2O am
800 pm. Cincinnati Express.
arriving at Cincinnati ZOO am; Louisville G.55
a. m Indianapolis 4;O5 am. Passengers by
HOURS In advance OF any other route
~ Inc $3.50 ?, m. express has PULLNAS
SLEEPING CAR Caro- TO Cincinnati, without
Changes, aud through sleepers TO ST. louir and
Chicago, "H1
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

Many times you want to keep meat or fish
for several days. Lay it in a solution of
Rex Msgnus over night and you can keep
1t Tor weeks. You can also keep milk u
week or more by stirring in little of the
"Snow Flake" brand
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

DR.. ] A. Smur, Ottawa, H., says II
find Browns Iron Biters gives general
satisfaction, and my sales are daily incress
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
DR.. Rogers Vegetable Worm Syrup
instantly destroys worms, and removes the secre.
tons that cause them.
HenrY's CarbOlic SalYe

THE BEST SALVE In the world for cuts, bruises,
sores, ulcers, salt rheum, letter, chapped hands,
etc. Get HENRY IS CARBOLIC SALVE, as ali
others are but limitations. Price 20 cents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City 0mcers.

Nayor--1 homas, W Halliday
rteasurcI-- Char Il, Nohe,
Clcrk-Dennip j, Foley.
Couusolor--Wm, Is. Gilbert.
, Murshal-L, II. Meyers,
Attorney William Hendricks.
BOARD OF ALDERMEN
first Ward VIM. McBalp, Harry Walker.
second Ward Joese lllnklc, G.. n. Hughes.
Third Ward. Il. +, Blake, EgGort Smith.
Fourth Ward-Charlos o. Pater, Adolph Swo'
bods.
Fifth Ward-CbGe, Lancaster, Henry stout.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-09

Santa Fe, New Mexico, is the oldest city
in .he United States. 1t has reached the
end Of its first third of thousand years
Its tertio-millenlal period. The Tertio. Mil.
Iennial Celebration and Mining and Indus
trial Exposition, which will be insugurated
there on the I'd Of July and close on the Sd
OF August, will be an event OF great hlsto,
rical as well as practical Importance to the
country at large. 1t is intended to com.
memorate the three hundred and thirty
third anniversary Of the Spanish settlement
OF the place.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11
CONSUMPTION CURED.

An old physician retired from act.
i've practice, having placed in his
hands by an East India Missionary
the formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and perma-
nent cure of Consumption, Bronchi
lis, Catarrh, Asthma and all Throat
and Lung Affections, also a positive
and radical cure for General Debility
and all nervous complaints, after
having thoroughly tested its wonder.
ful curative powers in thousands Of
cases, feels it his duty to make it
known to his fellows. The recipe,
with full particulars, directions for
preparation and use, and all necessa
ry advice and instructions for sue.
cessful treatment at your own home,
will be sent you by return mail, free
Of charge, BY addressing with stamp
or stamped self addressed envelope.
DIR. J. c. RAYMOND,
1874 Washington ST., Brooklyn, N. Y
Mention this paper. [44-ly,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11
M. Dnkellnrt.

Superintendent of B. & o. R. R. Co.'S.
Hotels, Conductor on the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad for % years, and
previously a Druggist) writes:-
Cumberland, Nd, Dec. II, 1881: |
have used but one bottle Of Peruna
between myself and sou. He had
Diphtheretic Sore Throat, aud is now
well. As for myself, it has entirely
relieved the dulluess in my head,
which has been Of long Standing
the result of Chronic Malaria. Inev-
or took anything in my life that gave
me such great satisfaction. My wife
is now taking it also" Ask your
lirugeist for the "Ills Of Life" aud
how to cure tnenl-a book,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11

The perception of the comic is a
tie of sympathy with other men, a
pledge Of sanity and protection from
Those perverse tendencies and gloo.
my insanities in which fine intel,
lects sometimes lose themselves.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11
Rncklen,s Arnicn Salre.

The best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Sores, Ulcers,
Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns,
and all Skin Eruptiions, and posi-.
lively cures Piles. It's guaranteed
togive perfect satisfaction or money
refunded, Price 25 cents per box
For Sale by E, j. Mossman, Druggist.
aaisian-i7 siy.vs., ---,.' +. --','- ''iss.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11


they haven't goIany more Christian
charity in that church than they
have gcsiD aiaunery Hiseyes we're
just getting over being black from
The sparring Lessons, aud now he has
got to 60 through the oysters and
ibeef steak cure again. Hesays ii il
all owing tome Psekls SEA.
DonstDie III the House.
aRough on Rats Clears out rats,
mice, ,roaches, bed;bugs, flies, ants,
'mples, ctipppnks sophets. loo.
a German scientist finds that the
true color Of perfectly distilled pure
waller is a fine, deep blue-gresa.
II Is said that zone Of the most ef.
fectiye remedies for frost bites Is to
rup the aHecleu part, aiter the ir0st
has been extracted by the applica.
ton Of water, with q paste made Of
equal partsof lard, aud gunpowder,
For Thick Heads,
Heavy stomachs, bilious conditions,
wells May Applet ills"anti.bilious,
catharlic. 10 and 25c. liz.
Some curious facts we're lately re,
related regarding hydrophdbia be.
fore the Academy Of Science, Paris,
by NJ. Bert. II seems that inocula.
ton with mucus from the respirato.
~ passagesof a mad dog caused rab.
les, but that with the salivary liq.
uids did not. Reciprocal TRANSMISSION
Of blood between a healthy aud a
mad dog caused no rabies in the for.
tner. & 5 1S
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11

False happiness renders men stern
and proud, and that happiness is
never communicated. True happi.
ness renders them kind and sensible,
and.that happiness is always shared.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11

"a g. AK ,... 4. 80. y. !. I. ~ - L.
/Qy d ene SggceE man Y ns
M = WY ., 'anoa wy on ana
0qae' INNS oas ! ana Pr
On u coupe % 9 rom new.
boy -. sna' ~. nsa Deen lpss opened
!. sala Ene grocery man az
ne llckea O.. sne syrup tnat dfIpped
ron 2, 2 guar w. measuFe' rom winch ne
nag y. oeen nlllng . Jug' nod lhat
9 man man ltnat ge's mad az q practical
Joke y. thatis, one that does not injure
MN : ls 9 1901. and be ought 70 be
s 81 " decent people
Ihat'sa nice Ocauet you have In
your coat WHAT'S u, pansleS Let
mssnslLot y aPd Ehs grocery man
Dspt oyer en- front q che by Y take take
asRhih at .hs poqlets AZ he did 50
aslreemot 8gater!shot oukot the IN
noce 9 looking oo1ust and struck
him ialllia the face, and run down
over ms shlfs, and The grocery man
yelled murder, and fell over a box VI
ak 'helyes and scytbe snaths, and
then CROPPED around for . towel 70
wipe his face.
"9ou condum- skunk" said The
grocery man ~ the boy, as he took
up an ak helSe and started iof him,
what kind Of . gclblasted squirt.
gpn have you GOV there, ! will
maat yvu5ey thunder and he roll.
ediup his shirt sleeves, y
"There keep your temper. took
a test vote of you on the subject Of
practical jokes before the machine
began toplay.npon the conaagration
that wasAragings on your Swhiskey
nose, and you said a man that would
get,mad alta joke was a fool, and now
iinowit, Here; let me show ii to
you. There is a rubber hose runs
fFomthe boquet, inside my coat to
my pants pocket, and there is a bulb
OF rubber that holds about half a
pint, andwhen afeller smells of the
posy, lsqneeze the bulb, and you see
the result. It's fun where you don't
squirt on a person Lfat gets mad."-
The grocery man said he would
give the boy half a pound of figs if
he would lend him the boquet for u
huff hour to play it on q customer
that came in, and got it right in his
own face, and then the bulb in his
pants pocket got to leaking and the
resi- Of the water run down the gro.
Gerry mans trousers legs, and he
gaveup in disgust, and handed it
back to the boy. SLOW was it that
your pa had to be carried home from
sociable in u hack The othernight,"
asked the grocery man as he stood
close to the stove SO his pants leg
would dry, "He has got to drinking
again has he2p
%, no." said the boy as he flled'
the oulb with vinegar, topractice on
his eham' W was this bouquet that
got pa into trouble, You see | got
pa 10 smell OF 1t, and it just filled
him. chuck full OF water He got
maaiand called eall kinds of names
and said was no good on earth, and
would fetch up in states prison,
and then he wanted to borrow tito
wear 70 the sociable. lie said he
would have more fun than you could
shake astick at, and asked him if
hs.didn't think be would fetch up in
states prison and be says it was diff
ferent with a man. He said when a
manplayed a joke there was a certain
kind Ola dignity about it that was
lacking in boy. SoIlent it to him
and We all went tojthesociable III the
bnsenant of Tho churoh uovar
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-04-11

"Dar am muffin which ruins a mig
ger more suddener," said Uncle Nash,
solemnly, to his eldest hopeful, "dan
de custom of visitin' hen,roosts in dc
full OBJ de moon. 1t am well 'nougb
to tackle de watermillyun patches
when de queen OBJ night am sailin'
round in short neck an low sleeves,
becuz de squawk Oh q twisted water.
millyun vine am not like de squawk
oh a red.headed rooster when you
done pluck him out o de hen-patch.
but take dc rooster when de moon
am on do half she'll. Detroit Free
Press.