Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-11-02
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A had site-ihe parasite.
cupld's court room-the parlcr.
The town pump--a gadding gossip.
n vane-ihr pivot on which il turns.
A regular kidnapPer -sooihing syrup.
Close at hamburger nails and knuckles
A bond call-the sound Of this wedding
bells.
Every petriGed body has its own stony
glare.
The baker rarely ever eats as much bread
as he kneids.
The ties which bind merchants to custom
err: advertise.
Fur top boots for little girls and boys, will
Be- stylish this winter.
Mr. Adams has Withdrawn. The Times
will have to eat crow again.
Remember Towsoqs dry goods house when
you visit Washington.
The oyster shucking business at L1ncastcr's
wharf is still active.
We will wager cigar, the Democrats will
not vote for Adams.
Monday the political buz will be over. Oh,
give US a rest, is the daily sigh.
Reads Grand Dstcbess Cologne is the
sweetest perfumery in America and you'll
find the most lasting, il sells for 25 cents per
hottie and is kept at Howard Bros, Co1's
Station. ap 2O-lm
Mr.. J. E Norris is pushing the liquor bust
ness for Roche & Co., With vim.
Candidates are in full bloom. Some will
fade and nither away after November 9Th.
Oysters are now in excellent condition, be-
ing fat, plump. and deliciously favored.
Dignity is Danes Fashions most cxpen-
sve luxury. She finds it very hard to sup
p.rt
The fashions Of a hundred years ago, once
so much laughed at, are again coming into
vogue.
The dude can now get lost in the recesses of
wide pants, as they are again becoming
fashionable.
Thanksgiving turkeys will soon mourn
those happy days when they were young and
tender.
CutatuuNs arc SNNlVC tAliS lNoAg 'NtJ iNW
coming to town. They sell for cents per
pint worms and all.
We wouldn't wonder if the comet was a
sign of cold weather. 1t will be here between
Christmas and New Years.
Reads three minute headache and neural
gia cure is almost monarch for the headache,
neuralgia, rheumatism or any acute pain
made by " H. Read, Baltimore L Light
SITS, Baltimore, Md, pr"prietors of Read $
Grand Duchess Cologne. ap 20-lm
Nobody ever thought it necessary to urge a
n,wnbroker to take more interest in his bus.
mess.
How can it be proved that horse has six
legs? Because he has fore legs in front and
two behind.
The energy Of Mr.. T. r. Farrall is about to
boom forth in'o building another cannery.-
$50 mote it be-
The civil docket for the November term Of
court is unusually slim. So far only two new
suits have been brought.
Our boys got badly busted at the Pimico
races. Some of them went TO Leonardtown
to recuperate. What luck2
Thanksgiving will come on Thursday,
November 10th, this year. How will the
county observe itf
The following is extracted from smart
hoys composition on Babies "The moth .
er s heart gives 4th joy at the baby LIST 2,h. J"
When Fogg was asked regarding the latest
additions to the English language, he said he
would ask his wifc-shc always had the last
word
The reporter of the Baltimore Sun is au-
>s,S 81: s.s;:sS; &. stet onr county roads are
I VISIT her brothers, Mr. Il. Dudley Digges II
Indiana and Mr.. Eugene Digges in Texas.
Its no use for any party to endeayor tc
build up upon the backs of dishonorahle men
for so sure as they attempt it their ruin is al
hand.
Rumor has it, that a marriage will take
place in Bryantown November 9TH ami an.
other will be celebrated at. Christ Church,
Port Tobacco, December 10th. Social gossip
perS go to guessing.
Dii lOl ) TtSl8HitIOH Will require q
new Chief Judge of the Court of Appeals to
be appointed by the governor, by, and with
the advice and consent of the Senate How
would our Chief Judge Stone fill the bill.
DR.. John T. Digges lost a valuable horse
Monday, from what is known by Farriers as
water collie. After driving the horse long
distance, he was allowed to drink too much
water causing inflammation of the stomach,
and death ensued.
wonderful discovery .-Relds three min
ute headache and neuralgia cure is tue won
der of the 10th century as hundreds upon
hundreds of our best citizens have been cured
in two minutes ofintents neuralgia and sick
headache, after using everything they could
hear Of and irving all the doctors in vain
Reads three minute headache cure sell for 25
cents and is kept at onr friends, Howard
brothers. april 20-lm
L. A. F. Meyers Sr., Baltimore, says: 81
was very low with malarial fever and Browns
Iron Bitters cured me-