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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Summed Up From Two Stand
points In the Strike.
THE WESTERN UNION OFFICIALS
Claiming That Everything Is Now Running
In Good Order, and That They will
Make No Concessions to
the Strikers.
The OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY
Is Very Different and More Plausible-The
Brotherhood Gaining New aembecs-
The Press and Public's Sympathy
With the Telegraphers.

CLEVELAND, D., July "a report having
been Published that General Superintendent
p, II. Wright, Of the Lake Shore railroad,
has directed his telegraph superintendent
not TO compel any of his operators 10 take
the place of the striking operators in any
Western Union office; that all men dis
charged for refusing to perform such
service shall be reinstated, and
that any willing to do so may be allowed
to fill strikers places, but none Of their
own officers shall be crippled by so doing.
General Superintendent Wright, informed
the associated press correspondent that
such report is untrue. He has issued no
such order or direction.
washinEton, G.
WASHINGTON, July %. - There is
authority which cannot be ques-
toned that at a conference held here last
night between Yice-President Robert Gar
rett Of the Baltimore and Ohio, and his
general superintendent of telegraph, Mr..
Robert Stewart, that plan of decided &C
ton was determined upon by the Balti-
more and Ohio Company. 1t is not known
what il is, but the company expect to have
sll their employees back by Tuesday on
terms which will be satisfactory to the EN-
ployer and employed.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
CRANBERRY.
WheesisK, Bellaire and Papkepsbasv
FesDae 1sssieattn9 In The Heansaans
"A Pleasant Par1y-Lecal Mastefa.
S,,erinI "a IA RI...f.-

Special to thr Reqstr. D..
CRANBERRY, W. VA. July 22.-Msjor and
Mrs. Dinwiddie, Of Aurora, and number
OF summer visitors at that pretty neighbor-
ing resort. picniced kere on Friday.
Among them were MIS-. Augustus Pollock,
Misses Della, Augusta and Blanche Pol.
lock, Of Wheeling, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. d.
Strsder, Of Beverly, W. Va, and Mr.. and
Ma Tappan, OF Bellaire.
Mr.. s. Tuller Crane, of Parkersburg, is
visiting his mother. Mrs. Rachael Crane.
Mrs. C. ". Jackson and Miss Matte
Adair have returned from = visit to West
Middleton, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. Moran, OF Wheeling.
are here for their health and are greatly
improved.
Mrs. J. l. Torrey, of Fsirmont, is visit,
ing her sister, Miss Lettie Martin.
Mrs. Trippett wife OF Rev. c. J. Trippett,
Of Mounds willie, is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. S.
]. Posten, her parents.
Mr.. ID. F. Byrer, Of Phillippi, is the guest
of his son-in-law. Mr.. c. W. Mayer.
Mrs. NJ. Caldwell and daughter, Miss
Ida, OF Bellaire, and Mrs. John Adair, OF
Psrkersburg, are visiting the family OF Mr..
Jossigesh %ies sLGAlSS W. GAlSSairi airi.uv n.s .v.u. ueu ,rvm
pleasant visit to Brandonville.
Mr.. Ralph T. Hof, living near Rodemers,
and Miss Maizena, Elsey, daughter Of Mr..
John Elsey, Of this district, were married
on Wednesday at the residence OF the
brides parents.
A reception was given in honor OF the
anniversary Of Mr.. Charles W. Mayer and
OF his sister-in.law, Miss Ssllie Shipley, Of
Howard county, Md, at the residence OF
Mr.. Mayer, on Wedn ssday evening, which
was one Of the most prominent social
events of the season.
Summer Arrivals
Among the summer arrivals at the sum.
nit House this week were Rev. II. {. Has.
kell and son, Miss Susan Daniels and Miss
Carrie Smith, OF Hosmar, Ohio: Mrs. h. b..
Dovener, Robert and Willie Doyener, Jas.
4. Hedges, RJbert Wilson, Miss Linch. of
Wheeling; Fred A. Lang, OF Ciarksburg:
Hon. .. +. Moore and Mrs. Moore.
hop was given at the Summit House
10 the misses and masters visiting here, by
Mrs. B. Dunham. wife OF the general man
ager of the h. 4 O.'s Ohio systs.n, on We'd
nesday. 1t was brilliant affair, and very
enjoyable.
There are prospects OF u steam planning
mill in Cranberry at an early date.
The town council is revising local laws.
Intelligence was received last week Of the
death in Lewis county OF Mr.. Edmund
Messenger an old Preston pioneer.
Miss Johanna Whetsell, direct descend
ant Of Lewis Whetsell. the celebrated
Indian fighter, died on last Monday.
J. G. Smith, living near Salt Lick, lost
two infant children few days ago.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
WESTON.
wheeling People Sojournfng Among
the Mountains-YOung Ladies Create
observation-disclosures Matters.

the Ounk IhuIes SfeNte
"a observation-disclosures Matters.
Special to the Register.
WESTON, w. Va, July 2l.-Wheeling
seems to be we'll represented in this sec.
tion. Last Saturday five of her young
men arrived here en- route to the back
counties on a prospecting tour. They
created quite a sensation on the streets, be-
ing attired in Knickerbockers (knee
breeches). blue flannel shirts and broad
rim hats. Last night three OF her young
ladies on their return from a weeks ram.
Die through the fields of Braxton county,
drove up to the Bailey House, alighted
and registered. They also created quite a
stir in the minds OF some of our young
men. and several were heard to inquire
who they were. Two Of them wore
Mother Habbard Dresses,
one having a cord tied around her waist
while the other hung loosely about her
form and looked cool and airy. The third
one was neatly but plainly dressed, show
ing by their rosy cheeks and bright eyes
the beneficial effects OF the mountain air.
The following persons from Wheeling are
in town: Pat Gaven and wife, Mike Ryn-
olds, Joseph Haudlan, John Giblin, and
Chas. Whitney. Misses Mollie f. Dunlevy,
ReDa Cole and Lizzie b. Lash. Also, Mrs.
John Newton, who is visiting at the resi-
dence of 2. B. Zane.
Hon. b. l.. Butcher and wife passed
through here on their return from the
Teachers Institute at BuChannou.
PrOfs. Crago and Devine's entertainment
at the Town Hall, Friday night, was not a
success financially.
Misses Mary Huchs, Maggie Golfer and
Minnie Mulhearn spent Friday among
friends here. They left on Saturday for
Webster Springs, in company with Messrs.
Hsndlsn, Gibbin and Whitney, of Wheel.
ing.
Mr.. F H. Busey, a prominent Balti-
morean, is circulating among friends here.
Miss Warden, OF Pruatytoxn, is visiting
her brother, DIR. J. J. Warden.
Judging from the amount Of visitors
passing through here to Webster Springs
the SESSION will be quite a success, especial.
ly TO the hotel keepers.
Hon. John l.. Ruhl, of Clarksburg, made
a business trip here oD Saturday.
Mr.. S. L. Baker. of Beverly, ". Va, is
registered a. the Bailey House.
Just now there are one or two first class
sensations tickling the ears OF scandal
mopgers in this vicinity.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
--- WHEELING W. va. MORNING.

throughout our ranks. We are capturing
the strsgKlers."
Another read:
"A committee of six operators on the L
roads are canvassing the rest, and they will
JOIN you in two days"
Great applause was produced by the fol-
lowing:
The Pennsylvania Railroad has given
orders to refuse Western Union business
everywhere"
A dispatch from Newark, signed BY
Master Workman of the knights OF Labor,
read:
Rest assured Of the sympathy of every
railroad telegrapher."
A message from Scranton, Pa. was:
"All operators and linemen OF this city
will be in New York this evening".
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
THE GRAND ARMY.
Big Delegations On Their Way Co

BtE Delegations On Their Way Co
Denver TO Join Ghe Great Reu aiou.
OMAHA, July 22-The send-off for the
Grand Army reunion at Denver is fully
equal to all expectations. The Commsnd
er in Chief had invited a number OF dele.
cations to meet them here today and 60 to
Denver. He vas met by delegations from
Massachusetts, Pennsytvsnia, New York
Ohio. Michigan. and Illinois. The escort
of the commsnder in-chief occupied ab )ui
thirty Union Pacific coaches and sieepers
Ten car losds of Grand Army delegates
were forwarded via ihe Uuiou PAeifc last
evening, and about as many more will go
this evening
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
HORSE THIEVES.
Two Barn Plunderers, Frightened BY
Parkersburg Men, Abandon Their
Animals.

Special TO The Register.
PARKERsBURC, July 22.-Two suspicious
characters passed through here yesterday
morning on two horses, a bay and brown
four and eleven years old, which they Of
fered for sale at such low figures that they
were believed to have been stolen. Failing
to sell them they left the city in the direc'
uon Of Rockport. Dolph Logan and Lew
Stone followed them and were about to
overhaul them near Rockport, when the
men abandoned the horses and fled to the
woods. The horses were brought in by
Stone and Logan, but have not yet been
claimed
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
A Test Lieesse Hait.

CHICAGO, July 22.-The Citizens Leigue
bas begun suit against . firm Of pfomioent
saloon keepers 70 determine the validity Of
the license issued by the city at slyo prior
10 July I, when the State Law, fIing The
license st $500, went into effect. This hrm
bss large number Of places distributed
about the city. end the question 70 be
tested il whether one 6rm may Legally
keep more than one dram shop.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
birf Jussiee waite.

Tine. o, July 22-Chief Justice
V. ~. ,I,iy,d here last night from his
N.,run nip, and spent Sunday with rsla-
r,.ss,d fInn6s in the city. He is sufer-
bg,'ps fI6m injuries received IN bis re,
,'rI, ,ttiS, MT but lt is not yet ceeide1
VIA, ei lie lib 10 fractured or no'. ne
a,t! f,lts ia CopnfcticuL
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
A BIG BLAZE IN NEW YORK.
A Number Of Persons Narrowly Escape

NEW YORK, July 22.-Five upper floors
of the Nuuroe building, II TO q Vande-
water street, were quilted by fire this after
noon. The floors below we're Hooded with
water and every tenant suffered more or
less. The total loss is about $500, 600. There
were Msny narrow escapes, but no lives
were lost, and no one seriously injured.
Toe building is eight stories high aod the
firemen worked st great disa1Ysnt-ge.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
RsotIy Yeaa.

arGrSra, Ga, July q "A special to the
Chr p'clS TO night tells d the killing pi
Adr,sp ur6frwocd by Dr. q. ScrEgE'.
st tsuurgt trilis, Glsscnek county ian
Or f,Ud wss the cause. Sorugzs reBr~sent 3
ID Ire comfy in me Lsg.la'n's for .
uun.ttr of y ere
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
DAMAGED " sToaasa

0sosvsi DessSUessoa - 11ssoOSS, 8oUes
llltOS6s, WfseOnoo 80 1eeheD0-
CsvSoas Ysesk % th0 IAhe.
CHICAGO. July 21.-Spsciais isdiests ~
ssturdsy's storm in Noethwsst 1looed
vs. more widesLrssd and destructive thes
w. at 61, supposed II sssms 70 hsse
covered Northern Illisois, Northern lem,
BouthsYp Ntnneoosts and boothogo
Wscoosin. The damage % eeDs
10 ysry greet In many 1lscea
LsrEs hail stos0 bsst iate ~
earth, and tbs lsssss vsee torn troo greW:
ing corn. tres vsss blown dowe, -
many barns spd tarn eotAtO
sreekeA. At Rsciss, WisL, = seteo
o'clock in The morning.. Lake Aichlps -
three feet lover than usual, folloted -
hours lsters By tidal vsve. vhiee iDss.
iaisd many coal and lumber yar1s, bss
Beyond this did HttIs damage.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Boy Accidentally Shot.
,SnccinI tn thk Renist,.r.

NptCIdF % nc IleQtSttr.
PAREERsBURG, July - Guy Greene, a
boy atout l3 years old accidentally shot
himself in the side Of the head yesterday.
The ball was extracted by DR.. Frame. The
wound is serious but not dangerous.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Cnban Patriots.

SYw YoRE. July 22-The Cuban Patriots
net iocsy. Addresses we're made BY
cereral Donsehss and others urging evSry
,rerps 90 he tskr.. TO sssis, IN FREEING CAB.
frctg ti g Spanish yoke.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Sentenced.

PARKEEsBURe, July e2.- Chss Rhome
alias Graham. was sentenced to three
years, Raleigh Evans, fifteen and half,
Nose Jones. five years and will be taken TO
the pepitentisry tomorrow morning by
Deputy Sheriffs Hszen and Cook.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23

Ihsye been very ssek over tvo -
,bs mo.t siiIiful pByacises. bu. tssg ~
not reach The WORT part. The 1 i1.m - -
heart would an up svssy night sed oss,I -
me. end ny ibrost vss y.Y - 80
nv chilSrsn psvef sbould die !.
untiI / had tried Hop Blttsm
,sLsn two pottiea Thsy ksye ~ 49,
very much indeed. am BOZ ss s.erl
sss lot o. piek folks hers seo 49,
I'D I'd are cured. and iesl - ths.klol 49,
a., ,hsse Is 4, yajuabia . De1ic,De
NR yVssA g cssss :;
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Punish<d by Death.

ELLESrowN, Pa, July 22-Geo. ke!mer,
q German baker, robbed a room mate, and
in making an escape from the city last
night was run over by train aud horribly
mapgled.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
WORSE THAN EVER.

SI.y ed by the Death Monarch of the
Great cholera ScOurge I'm the East.
ALEXANDRIA, July 22.-The Sanitary
Commission has decided that all passengers
must undergo a medical examination be-
fore leaving ships. The commission is
considering sanitary measures to be en-
forced against vessels arriving at Egyptian
ports from Bombay. The deaths from
cholera on Saturday were 3Sl in Cairo and
suburbs, 33 at Msnsursh, Il at Samanong,
% at Mehslla, 93 al Chibiu, % at Chobar,
33 at Ghizeh, 4 al Damietta, IL at Hf.eh, s
at Menzaleb, besides "a in six villages.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Signs OF q Compromise

WASHINGTON, July 22.-The striking en-
ployes Of the Baltimore and Ohio Tele-
graph Company. Of this city, met Manager
Clarke, of the local office, at his request,
this afternoon, and the Brotherhood re-
ports that he told them that il they would
return to duty he would give them even
higher salaries than asked for in the bill OF
grievances, and let them arrange hours OF
labor themselves, but the operators re-
ferred him to the Executive Committee,
which presented the bill OF grievances to
the officers of the company at Baltimore.
Cooperative Company.
BosToS, July 22.-The usual number of
operators employed Sunday manned the
wires at the Western Union office to-day
and to night, and business offered suffered
no delay. At meeting of strikers, q pro.
posed establishment OF a cooperative tele-
graph company was discussed and very
fayorably received. The capital stock will
be $40, ,OOO, 600 in untransfsrsble shares OF IS
each. Three quarters OF the entire capital
stock must be held by operators and mem.
bers of laber organizations. 1t was stated
at the meeting that bankers and merchants
have already agreed to subscribe the other
five millions, and a COMMITTEES was ap-
pointed to arrange details.
Good News for the Strikers.
CLEVELAND, O., July 22.-The telegraph
situation is not materially changed. The
Western Union Company had to day all
the operators necessary for Sunday busi-
ness. and expect tomorrow some members
of the Brotherhood will go to work. The
strikers appear confident and claim to
have initiated half dozen to-day,
two of them outsiders who had filled
vacancies at the Western Union, and are
encouraged by the report received here
Il at the Baltimore and Ohio will coocede
what the Executive Committee demlndei,
and by statement of further sccessionS at
Detroit and elsewhere.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
sueSay Isu.

K,rsJs Cs7f. July p The Sunday Law
vs. S.,v ,sI srsjly snfor-.d q to-day. oetnS
80, n; iv s,r:eily thssSysd than ssss saa-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
An ORcep Killed.

Slu HAVEN, Coss.. July 22.-Jsmes Fay
reiie fatally shot John Rizzo. daring .
auarrei about woman to whom Psynette
is ,pgsgsd He Also shot down an officer
who pss endesvoring 10 arrest him, ant
,scaI+j. The officer will die.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23

bsrleston is to have new paper, TO be
IL the Ledger. 1t will be operated by q
, company.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
BETTER Late Than Never.

f!'s. Mary 4. Seaman, lady Of IL sum-
IS, and who is we'll and fsyorsbly known
this place, was recently married at
kyenswoOd, to Mr.. S. B. Seckman, gen.
Imsn who has scored T3 years.-Point
lea>snt Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23

be Brook county Local published at
'u,burg, w. Va, improves with each
be. Mr.. Murphy will certainly make a
cess if he keeps the paper in its pres
bright condition.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-23
Well Edited.

lac West Virginia Enterprise, vol, l, No.
has reached Us. 1t is published at Gran
! trry. and shows evidences of coming to
". II is well edited, and presents q neat
biographical appearance, and the RxGEsRks,
shes it the unlimited prosperity that it
r.a.nlY deserves.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-01-26
Has n Fight.

Young Mulkittle sat on the fence,
hooting like an owl, when the butchers
son came along.
Hello, preacher" said the butchers
son.
Hello calf" said Mulkittle.
Il amt no calf"
II amt no preacher"
but your fathers preacher; but
don't you call my father a calf or I'll
whale you"
II will call him calf if you say much"
II dare you to. Take q dare, steal a
sheep and eat his hair"
Calf" exclaimed Mulkittle. The
butchers son pulled him off the fence,
boxed his ears, choked him and tore his
clothes.
Is my father o calf, hah?"
"Guk-guk!"
"Old mans calf, hah ?"
"Guk-g'way now!" and the preach
er's son freeing himself, climbed back
to his perch on the fence.
Let you know not to call my father
q calf"
II know what your old pa is, any
how"
at wouldn't do for preacher to fool
with my old man. My old man could
chop preacher in two at one whack."
yes, and my pa could send your old
man to the bad place"
why don't you say hell? You are
'fraid to, that's what"
"No, amt"
Lets hear you say it."
81 don't want TO say it now. But
know what your old man is"
What"
Calf, that's what" and young Null
kittle jumped over into the yard and
ran. The butchers boy climbed up,
looked over the fence md yelled:
Hi, coward; hi-i-i"
When Mulkittle's boy went INTO :he
house, his father asked:
What's the matter with your face,
sir-what tore your clothes 2"
THAT old COW hooked me-"
"That's a muley COW; she can't hook.
She hasn't got any horns
"But she had horns just now and she
showed EN- out at me-"
Come here to me, sir; come here
and the reverend gentleman took down
II rattan and proceeded to spread it on
the boy. Mrs Mulkittle lying in bed
and having just been aroused with an
imperfect understanding of the CONVEX
sation, said:
Willie, don't go near the cow
-irkd7lSdlC Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-01-26
An Electric Wagon.

The improvements in the storage Of
electric energy and in electro-motors
have 80 far advanced, says KHoUledge,
that tricycles can be lighted and pro-
PEELED by electricity, as was seen from
the tricycle. lately ridden by Professor
Ayrton, in London. The Faure accum-
ulators in which the energy was stored
for the lighting and driving were placed
on the foot board of the tricycle., and
the motion was produced by one Of
Professors Ayrton and Perry's newly
patented electro-motors, placed under
the seat of tho rider. Using one of
these specially made tricycle. electro
motors and the newest type Of the Faure
accumnlators, the total dead weight to
he added to a tricycle. to light and pro-
pei it electrically is only IL hundred
weight, little more than one additional
person. In the tricycle. ridden by Pro-
lessor Ayrton the ordinary foot-treadles
we're entirely absent, but with ordinary
electric tricycles it may be desirable to
leave the treadles, so that while electric
propulsion alone is used on the level,
the rider can, on going mp steep hill,
supplement it by using the treadles of,
as at present with the ordinary nom
electric tricycle., having to get ont and
guominiously push his tricycle. up the
hill before him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-01-26
The Pay of Civil Officers Abroad.

The administration of the German
empire il conducted on more economical
principles than our own. In England
60, 900 a year is the salary of the seven
leading Cabinet Ministers. At Berlin
the Chancellor of the Empire and Prime
Minister receives only G2,800, with a
house, and an additional Ct, 900 year
TO keep it in good order. The
Secretary of States salary is 60, 800,
with free house. Prince Bismarck 3
Confidential Permanent Secretary gets
600 year. Our Ambassador at
Paris receives 100000 year, and his
staff cost nearly $4,000 additional
but the German Ambassador there gets
only 10000, their representatives in
England and Russia receive Ct 300,
which are the highest salaries paid to
any public functionaries 10y the Inn
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-01-26
talks of arresting the magician unless
the head of it is produced.

On the 10Th of January, 1857, Ralph
Benedict, young and enterprising far
mer living near Norwich, Chenango
county, N. Y, disappeared. The noxt
morning his horse and cutter were
found at the bottom of ravine. The
horse was terribly mangled and frozen
stiff. 1t was supposed that the body OF
young Benedict had gone through the
ice, and was carried away by the swift
running stream. A long and diligent
search was made, but not the least trace
of the missing man could be obtained.
On the 3D. of January, 1888, his widowed
sister, Mrs Jerusha Doolittle, received
a letter purporting to be from him,
dated at Boulder, Col, in which he says
he is well and wealthy. He inclosed a
draft for 81, 900.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-01-26
The Hard-Nell SlOth.

The oyster is the most quiescent of
animals, for, once placed in its bed, 1t
never stirs therefrom. 1t does not even
get up for it's meals, but laZily lies with
open mouth to catch whatever may
drift within its gills. 1t is intensely do
nestle in its habits it is true, but It's in
dolence is 40 constitutional that unlike
all its brother bivalqes, it will not even
pay the slightest attention to the APP
pearance of its home but just goes on
adding and extending without order
or symmetry, until it becomes the worst
looking old shell of place ever seen.
1t is to the oysters credit, however,
that it is by no means Pharisaical, and,
though It's exterior Is unprepossessing
to q certain degree, it's internal decora-
tions are q wonder of iridescent beauty.
But this, as the good wives say, is more
by hap than by cunning" and when by
its secretions it has made to itself a
gem of the prrest ray SERENE" it is too
dilatory TO bedeck itself herewith and
keeps it in flabby pocket, like Mother
Camps, until some pickpocket of a
diver robs it of its only jewel. The
oyster is an unsympathetic, unintelli-
gent thing, too. No amount of kind
ness will tame it and no amount of in
struction will teach it to stand up.
The educated oyster is delusion and
the whistling oyster is a fraud. But,
stupid, lazy and unlovely though it is,
the oyster has one quality which
counterbalances all these defects. 1t ia
a popular and nutritious article of food.
San Francisco Chronicle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-01-26
The Ideal Heme.

The ideal home is haven Of rest
where the husband and wife both have
their own way in everything; where the
children never cry; where the servants
are models of honesty and industry /;
whore the dinner is never late and is
always well cooked; where there is no
perceptible washing day; where the
sweeping and busting are done when
nobody knows it; where seliishuess and
bal temper are never known; in short,
little heaven upon earth, inhabited
by acknowledgements mortals. Homes
of that kind constructed upon scien-
tific basis and served hot, like steam
through subterranean pipes, would
meet long felt want. Nearly every
family would subscribe for one.-Nelo
York Tribune.