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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
Farmers, Sons and Agricultural Col
legeS.

Is A great deal is being said about the
sphere and usefulness of agricultural
colleges. Prof. G. G. Caldwell argues
that the fault is with the farmers, who
take no interest in the matter, and that
..ninety-nine hundredths of the farmers
do not see any use for course at one
of these colleges, either for themselves
or their children; and will
neither 90 near the college nor send
their sons there's" while Peter Hender-
son, in criticising the Professors arti-
Gle. seems to carry the idea that an ag-
ricultural education fails to make a
successful farmer, and for this reason
farmers will not ''walk up to the rack;
fodderor no fodder. -"
It seems to ME there is another fea-
ture which enters into the consideration
of this subject. 1t has been said that
agricultural schools are failure, mas
much as they educate boys off Of the
tir,,,. IF medical school or law col
lege turn out fifty graduates you natr,r-
alIy look upon that number as so many
r,ecruits to the ranks of the law or medi
: cine: but if an agricultural college turns
! out fifty graduates you don know W hat
,toiexpect. You may anticipate that
five out of the fifty will go back on to
the farm. Now, then, what is the mat
terP Where lies the trouble? There is
a nut loose somewhere, and many per-
sons are apt to say .'this is the fault OF
the college.
think that is laying the charge at
the wrong mans door. The seeds of
this growth were sown on the farm. No
!, matter how much the man may like
farming, and no matter how strong his
desire that the son should continue on
the old homestead and make success
full farmer, the chances are nine TO one
that the course which he has pursued
with the boy has turned the latter $
mind directly against the business ana
made him swear to himself when ne
started off to college: IF you ever
catch me on farm after I'm my own
hoss + hope somebody will kick me
across ten-aere lot" The fault is in
the home-life of the farmer-in the
Gradual and unconscious training Cor,
father. lack of training,) which the boy
has received from the time he was big
enouoh to carry water to the field until
he had to do a mans work. The alpha
and omega of his instruction have been,
..Work. nv son, work" He has never
been told that it is not simply work. but
infelG1e1n- scork which achieves the
HIGHEST result; and without any distinct
.;daa-of the aim of life he has long since
resolved that the aim of boy should be
to get off of the farm.
What is the remedy? Any suggestion
of a remedy would require a long chap
tor. and | shall simply ask. does not
this subject resolve itself>into the old
question. ..How shall we keep the boys
on the m?''-Cem Auldoa, IA RaFdI
.NeU Yorker.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
The Sun US a Source Of Power.

OF the enormous power of the SUMS
rays few readers have any accurate con
ception, but as the time appears now to
be approaching when they will be capable
OF being made directly available in
place of coal and steam for the produc-
ton of power and light, the question is
beginning to assume something more
than a theoretical interest. The French
electrician, M.Deprez, in a recent wo,k
makes some calculations which illus
trate the enormous fund of force which
the suns heat is capable of supplying.
France, he says, possesses an area OF
about half a million. square kilometers.
In one hour the suns heat will alb
sorb or dry up two pounds of water per
meter, and SO on a fine summer day
the quantity of water the sun is capable
of absorbing in one hour over the en-
tire area of France is not less than a
thousand milliards. or million mil
lions of pounds avoirdupois. If we had
to raise this quantity of water to boiling
point in boilers, we should require no
less than sixty million tons of coal.
which is one-fifth of the entire annual
production of coal throughout the
world. The suns rays falling on France
would be able to turn SO much water
into steam as would keep going eighty
million locomotive engines ofIi,collect-
lively forty milliards of horse power;
Bnildpr
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

A NEW York man has invented a ma
chine for playing the piano. 1t is not an
organette or an orchestrion, but a case
hit the keys, which are turned by crank
that is moved by pedals. The correspondent
of the Philadelphia Record, who has heard
it, says that all the time he was listening
he felt as though he was at boarding
school commencement" and the crack
pianist of the school was playing her crack
piece. There was labored attempt at ex-
preston and girlish disregard for time.
tate the playing of any pianist in the
world; and he warrants to give his patent
all the fire and passion of List, if any one
orders it. When this is perfected, with an
electric motor to turn the crank, man who
is able to own a piano will not have to
spend the rest of his fortune educating his
daughters to play i.-Musical Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
A Doctors Occupation Conc.

A good story is told of doctor whose
most profitable patient was an old lady who
suffered greatly from dyspepsia, nervous
ness and weak kidneys. His medicines
seemed TO relieve her but did no permanent
good. Her nephew induced trial of DR..
Guysott's Yellow Dock and ,Sarsaparilla
which benefited her so much that she dis
missed the doctor. His peculiar sensitive
ness caused him to give up his practice, and
instead of responding to professional calls.
he often merely granted Z" take Guy sott's,"
which saying became proverbiaI in the
neighborhood and large sale for this
medicine soon sprang up.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

An Ohio farmer went busting into
Widow jenkins. house the other day
and without even saying good morning,
blurted out: Il am man of business.
l am worth $4,000 and want you for a
wife. l will give you three minutes in
which to answer" 81 don't want ten
seconds, old man, she replied, as she
shook out the dish cloth. Il am a
woman of business, worth $4,000, and
wouldn't marry you if you were the
last man on earth! I'll give you min
ute and half to. go."-CleUela'sd
Leader.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
A Little Mistake.

A piano tuner called at a house on
Euclid avenue and quietly placed his
hat on the hall stand before proceeding
to his work.
The housemaid being busy with her
weekly sweeping had previously re-
moved all small articles from the hall,
and her mistress passing through OBJ
served the solitary article-an object so
dear to every masculine heart. Think
ing it the garden hat of her husband,
she placed, it in an adjoining closet.
Presently the man, having finished
tuning the piano, started to leave, but.
being unable to find his hat, meekly
asked the maid to assist him in looking
for it, They searched both the hall
and parlor, but all in vain, until the
lady, whose attention had been drawn
by the commotion, also joined in the
search.
At last she said she could lend him a
hat, and proceeding to the closet pro-
duced the one she had placed there a
short time before, apologizing for its
shabby appearance by saying it was a
very old one, used by her husband
when working mornings in the garden.
The tuner took the hat and after care
fully examining it said it looked very
much like his hat, and that he was quite
sure it was the one he had placed in the
hall upon his arrival. 1t suddenly
dawned on the lady's mind how the
mistake was made, but she still wonders
how two hats could so exactly resemble
each other.-CleUeiand Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

Mr.. j. O. Dorsey mas returned
from an exploring tour to Indian Ter
ritory. He says that he has found
among the Osages secret order of
seven degrees, each gems, or clan, hay
ing a special ritual. The degrees are
full of symbolism. Parts of the chart
are tattooed on the necks and breasts of
the male members. The tree of life,
the river with it's branches, and the
dove occupy important places.-Chica-
90 Ne,US
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

An Elder was cramped with an ache,
st. Jacobs Oil did the pain Stake;
He was so highly pleased,
That again he was creased,
And took lot home to Salt Lake.
A soldier on guard at Fort Wayne,
Was suddenly stricken with pain,
He thought he was gone,
But when he rubbed on
st. Jacobs Oil, was all right again.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

under its benign fnnuences. Especially
has it manifested its potency in curing tet-
ter, rose rash, boils, carbuncles, sore eyes,
scrofulous sores and swellings, white SWELL
ings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged
glands.
The blood is the life." Thoroughly
cleanse this fountain of health by using
Golden Medical Discovery, and good diges-
ton, fair skin, ~buoyant spirits, vital
strength and soundness of constitution are
established.
Consumption, which is scrofulous dis
ease of the lungs induced by the deadly dis
ease germ bacillus. is promptly and posi-
remedy if taken before the last stages Of
the disease are reached From its wonder
full power over this terribly fatal disease,
when first offering this now world-famed
remedy to the public, DR.. PIERCE thought
favorably of calling it his Consumption
cure" but abandoned that name as too re-
strictive for medicine that from its won
derfui combination of germ-destroying, as
well as tonic, or strengthening, alternative,
pectoral, and nutritive properties, is UNI
equalled, not only as q remedy for con-
sumption of the lungs, but for all chronic
diseases OF the liver, blood, kidneys, and
lungs.
If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have
sallow color of skin, or ,yellowish brown
spots on face or body, frequent headache
or dizziness, bad taste in mouth, internal
heat or ch1ltS, alternated with hot flashes,
low spirits and gloomy forebodings, irreg-
ular appetite, and tongue coated, you are
suffering from indigestion, dyspepsia, and
torpid liver or ''biliousness." In many
cases only a part of these symptoms are ex-
perienced. As a remedy for all such cases DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery has no
equal as it effects perfect and radical cures.
For weak lungs, splitting of blood, short
breath, consumptive night-sweats, and kim
dred affections, it is a sovereign remedy.
In the cure of bronchitis, severe coughs and
consumption, it has astonished the medical
faculty, and eminent physicians pronounce
it the greatest medical discovery of the
age. The nutritive properties possessed
by cod liver oil are trifing when compared
with those of the Golden Medical Discovery.
1t rapidly builds up the system and in
creases the flesh and weight of those re-
duced below the usual standard of health
by wasting diseases. |.
The plan of treatment that we have so
briefly outlined in this article for the large
class of chronic diseases referred to, has
long been acknowledged to be the most
successful, based as it is upon the BELIEF
shared by the most skillful medical men of
the day, that the only way to get rid of the
noxious disease-producing germs in the
blood and system is through the liver, kid
neys, and bowels, and therefore that those
agents which are known to act most eff
GENTLY in restoring healthy action of these
organs are the ones most to be relied upon.
For this purpose the Golden Medical Dis
covery is pre-eninently the agent that ful
fills every indication of treatment required.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

You can keep your families well year
with Hop Bitters for less than one DOCTORS
visit will cost. PC Christian Adr0cdte.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
Owe NV Existence.

ABIGAIL. S. COLES. OF Moorestown. Burlington Co,
n j., says: Eighteen months ago had dfopsy
around the heart My physicians and friends despaitsd
of my ever getting well. The first bottle Of Hunts
Remedy gave me great relief. feel owe my very
istence to Hunts Remedy, and am deeply thankful"
Aladdin's lamp wrought mighty things, but Hunts
semedy works mightier. Try 1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

COUGHS" B1OUf's Bronchial TTOchcs" are
used with advantage to alleviate Coughs, Sore
Throat Hoarseness and Bronchial Affections.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

MILITARY men always find difficulty In
keeping a crack company together.-N. u.
Pic0yune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
The World Moves.-Skin and Science
s.- Triumphant.

OUR reporter relates the following remarkable en-.
perfence OF one Of most reliable and suhetsQt5al
merchants. Deacon Stephen g. Msson- NE Mason
says from 1869 1880 he suffered terribly
frequent very attacks Of fnnamnAtoPy rhepma
tfs. The last attack in the winter of 20 and 50
severe render him unable to take step in four
months His physicians thought that one side OF him
parayzed. and both knees became 50 stiff that he
could net bend them The doctors pronounced ha case
incurable, leaving him in terrible condition. H6Fas
friend who told him that his whole sickness and trou
BILE arose from kidney disease, and convinced Mr..
Mason that such was the case. and after taking ksix
weeks entirely cured and il now in such excellent
physical condition that neither damp weather nor wet
feet affect him dfsagreeably Mr. Mason says that his
is complete, It Is more than two snce he
has had the disease. II attribute my most remarka-
Bile solely to Hunts Remedy the InfaihbSe Kid.
ney and Liver Medicine" says Mr.. Mason-Prootdercs
Evening Prsss.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

A NEW YORK dude fell under a Broad.
way omnibus wheel the other day, and was
completely sub-dude.-L0,CeU Courier
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
Henry's Carbolic Salve.

Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns. and all kinds of
Skin Eruptions, Freckles and Pimples. Get
HENRY's CARBoLIC SALvE, as all others are
counterfeits +"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

For -four gears suffered agony from a
skin disease. Dr. BeRson's Skin Cure cured
me-" C. B. Mcdonald, Plantersville, Ala.
81 at druggists. =
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

THE first real skin cure ever discovered
was DR.. Benson's Skin Cure. 1t cures all
rough and scaly skin diseases and makes
the skin smooth and healthy. tits an orna-
ment to any lady's toilet.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

THE leather dealer does not insist upon
harmony of opinion among his customers.
He likes to have them take sides.-B0stOn
Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Is a reliable remedy for local skin Diseases
ANY physician acquaintedwithit viii sayso.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

cdr. BENsoN's Celery and Chamomile
Pills tor the cure OF Neuralgia are sue
cess."-Dr. g. P. Holman, Christianburg,
Va. 80 cents at druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

"DR. BENsoN's Celery and Cnamomile
Pills cured av tcife ianaedidtely.Qf seuere
neuralgia" II. N. Cockhn, Shcpfdrdcown,
Pa. 6Oc. at druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

THE Kansas man who was blown off the
roof of his house by tornado says he
doesn't want any more windfalls.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

rheumatism Positively Cured
In the shortest time. Write for free 4Gpage
pamphlet on rheumatism, to R <. Helphen-
slime, Druggist, Washington, d. c..
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

A NEW book is entitled "a Look in Ja-
pam" 1t is probably a sequel to Pekin,
Y0nfers Statesman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

fishes have colds in their throats Just. Be-
cause you've occasionally observed'a fish
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

THE grounding and goose-bone, not hav-
ing published an almanac, still maintain
their reputation weather prophets
Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pills will,
when used together, cure any case of nerv-
BUSINESS, sick headache, or indigestion.
They strengthen the nervous system. 5000
Physicians prescribe them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

II your horses have sore shoulders,
scratches, cuts or open sores OF any kind,
uss Stewards Healing Powder. ~, ~
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it Csc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

THE motto for the stamping-clerk at the
Observation-Disclosures You see a head, hit
it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

LADIES, a piece of advice-never send
your letters by male.-Bxrlingto Free
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

BUSINESS MAN: No; you can not sustain
q high musical note merely by indorsing IT.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17
PereonAlY

THE vorrA1o BELT Co, Marshall, Mich. wib
send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro voltef0
Belts and Electric Appliances ON trial icr
thirty days TO men young or old Yn0 are Gc y.
kindred troubles, guaranteeing SPEEDY an0
complete restoration OF health anT many
yigor. Address Is above. ~. b:-No khAk -
incurred, - thirty days trial 10 allowed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

ASK your druggist for Redding' Russia Salve.
Keep it in house in case of accidents Price &C.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stifeners.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

-Whistling to a piano accompani.
ment is a new within of Gotham bellies.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-05-17

WILLIAM Il. WILSON, NJ. D., Springfield. Ellington
Co, Ca, says: II prescribed Hunts Remedy tn q
for eight years. and nnd Hunts Kennedy Is the bcst
medicine for dropsy and the kidneyaI have ey4 used
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-08-10

Jn gBtlt0n' 5untti0n, Y Wteilen BON Ntu5l
catinc, Sa. berribeu srUBe 8eorBuiie ibsr cine 0Ie
rdGrtiqe Nrdnibejt, ueldcr bCr9eiteru rjuher Sum
Epier feIen, iUatreub ctrca 100 Geroneu. baruutcr
oieIe grrodiene, iruni bGrreber egeU. gtr e bal
ten bte 0rantbeit fir bDsartge ltUhr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1883-08-10
aus 2iebe8aram.

8eubtug, Beuui., 8. auguf. - Qus
Dem tletneH Srte 9amburg, Rartou'G0untg,
Penni,, tOrmt etu ndberer Bertt iiber b
beretts tur3 mitgetbetlte 3ragObte, pel9
itdl porgeffern AOeuo 3Wtihen 8 uub Il r
ami Der 9auptfraBe bs8 Srtes ubIpteIte HI
inter Den @tnmobuern groBe 4ufregung be
orgerufen bat. Stebeu Heoolusri6iIie Fl =
en- in raider Solge, uno als bic In Der Ra
beftnoltdeu Berioneu berbeietlten, Iaheu f
etnen lungeu Naun auf oem Bfllfter ltegen
uno Elm NGbten iGreten6 BON thm meg iiu T
Die StruBe lauien. Der pon 8lut ii6erfr0m /,
junge Niaun mar Der 18siGbrige Oscar Dtt
Ter, SObn etueS nabe Der Srtsgren3e NO
nen6en &onfablers, oa5 Wao9en Die 1v.id5s
rtge Ratte Stambad, nit Der er etuen Spaz
itergang aemadt bate, uu6 Dor bereu Wobus
bauIe, er it6 iedbs Rugeln in ben 2etb idoB.
Satte TT iebr bIbid unb bat In TOlge 0efeu
mebrere Qubeter, oaruuter aud ben uugtiif'
ltden Dtiller. SaS Rdedeu mar nit etuem
iungeu Dtaune ipujtereu gefabreu, ruo mad
tbrer Riidfebr for6e.te Mtller iie auf, aud
nit ibm aus3ufabreu; ais fie ftdb rpetgerte,
Sog er etneu Repoluer heroor uno ifoB ith
mehrere RIgeln In ben S0rper. 9ret Der
6ugelH baben bte Qer3te berausgs;ogeu, uuO
es 1T Soffnuug Oorbunoeu, ben iun9eu Ranu
am gebeu ;u erbalten.
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SrdubeA


Sttama, Ont, 9. auguf @ilmore's 8
groBe 9ampfidgemiible uabe SHu, Qusbec,
bruuute in pergangener gta4t uteber. 8er'
luft 100000.
5aGGs8toer, 0af., 9. 4ugnf. -
Stemart & Snmmerton's @leumaorenla6en
puree in uersangener Naht burh 6euer i'm
Setruge BON $4,000 beiddOigt.
, 8td3monb, Sirg., 8. 4uguff. - Gin
beute firth bier ausgebrodeues Seuer ger.
forte q. R. Q1on & Comps. EnbadSfabrtt,
SO. q. @albron & Comps. Sdge1 uno Set.
Ienfobrit unb bsiddbtgte mebrsre aubere 9e,
bdube. Ser Serluf betrdgt etpa $25, 1000
unb bic Seriidsrung $4,000.
9auotlIe, Strg., 8. 4uguE. -g 6.
& q. 9erfs 8nummonipinueret, 9. 5.
Sulnnb & Comps 3abndsmaga3tu, Sale,
Sidep & Sper's Enbadsfabrit murseH beute
Ha6mtttag burfl Seuer serit6rt. $erlut
$150,0 Seridsrnng $4,000.
Stdsburg, Rtii., 8. Guguff.-Sn Rss
rtoiau, MiIi., pursen beute Nftttag bret
Sduiergepierte total ;erf0rt, uuo Der uors
6erri6enbe, farte Biub Itss etue 3sttlaug
Die gindiherung bes gau3sn Stdbtdens be-
fiirdten. Der @eiammtuerluft rptrb uui
$4,000 seitdst uuO bic Serfderuug uui
$4,000,
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Geffnh1cne8 Hhinin,

BbtInbetpbtu, 8. auguf. - Die
bteigeu Observation-Disclosures Reasb1 &
Nutttiou UermiBtsu mabreub oes lebtenSab,
res groBe Guantitdteu @biutu aus tbrer
Sabrtt, unb NudfOridungen our9 @ebetmD
polisiiien ergaben, ba6 8tIbeIm 8tu0ufelbt,
tpsln)er nod Dor einsm Sabre aIs Bertfabrer
in jener 6ubrit ungefeut mar, @btuiu gum
8erfauf ungeboten bate, unO bub bafislbe
burd Sobu Bart, eineu Qugefsuten Der
6trna, aus Der 6abrtt geffoblen porbeu mar.
Sart bate iett ueiuabe etnem Sabre ieOeu
Nbenb cine Guautit6t @biain in oem Sle6=
geIdirr, in pel9em ibm i,tn gfen gebraft
nur6e, heimgetragsn. @r tpuroe beute GbenO
perbaftet, unb man fanb in ietuer &obuuug
geftobleues Watertul i'm Bertbe BON $4,000
bis $4,000 Dor. 8tuenfelbt pur6e ebenfaua
perbuftet, un1 ieine 6rau gertetb bariiber 70
in aufregung, baB fie Selbifmoro Su begebeu
Srobte. Setoe NiGnner leugnen ibre Smulo.
Gin 8erb0r III auf morgen uuberaumt.