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A standing "ad" cigar store Indian.
Drops of Water,

Mr. JOSEPH c. BIcKNELL. No. 6i3 Main Street,
Cambridgeport Mass. writes, April q, 1888: " have
been terribly afflicted for number of years with gravel
and kidney disease. My urine contained brick-duss
deposits and at times suld not pass my water except
in drops and with great pan and have nad 10 get up
MANY as fifteen times during the night. tried several
physicians; they did me no good, but friend OF mine
who had used Hunts Remedy. told me to get bottle
and try it, He had been cured OF severe case similar
to nine and that others had used Hunts Renedy Id
Cambridge and pronounced it medicine OF real merit
After being repeatedly urged purchased bottle. and
before had used all of it passed stone largs
pea followed by smaller ones. have used In ali ten
bottles and it has completely cured me- My kidneys
are in excellent condition. and for one OF my age (os)
sxty-eight years. truly say feel like young man
with strength and y..ality. My family use the Hemsdy
and would not be without IT, and fail TO recon-
mend it to friends and neghbors in Cambridge and
Boston You are liberty 10 ny name in praise OF
he best kidney and liver medicine, Hunts Rdmedy.'
The bee., 1883-08-25

A recent bruise in a horse or other
animal may be cured principally by
fermentation, but very severe injury
may involve considerable Inflammation,
and require poulticing, laxative fool
and laxative treatment. If bruiSe
be FOLLOWED by abscess, an l the dis
charge Of fetid, dark-colored, purulent
matter, the strength of the animal
should be supported by generous feed
ing aud the administration of tonic
remedies. Such stimulating topical
applications as camphoratei spirit may
be of eminent service. If a bruise lie
followed by hard, calIous swelling,
an embrocation composed Of half an
ounce of camphor, one ounce Of oil of
turpentine, 5nd one and a half ounc S
of soap liniment, should be rubbe
well into the part twice day; and if
the swelling still continues blister
must be applied. If abscess forms,
proper vent should be made at the
most dependent part for the scape OF
the matter; but an absceSS should not
be cut into before it has fully ma
tured, which may be known by pit
ting or soft place at some part of the
surface of the swelling. When the
matter has been let out and the wound
properly clean ed with warm water,
daily applications Of tincture aIoes or
tincture Of myrrh generally prove suffi-
dent. t.-Prdigje Farmer.
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breath. Here, in Burmah, such q
punishment has been often seen OF
late, but. in the arena of the Gaekwar
of Baroda, in the presidency OF Bonn
bay, there is scarcely a stone left un-
spattered by the blood of poor crushed
and mangled Mahrattas and Guzer-,
attees whose death at one time-not
so very long ago. furnished Hindoo
holiday. Thank God such atrocities
have now passed away in British
Hindostan, and before many years,
they may have even become obsolete
in cons ervative countries like Inde-i
pendent Burmah, Siam, AMMAN, China,
Corea and the islands of Niphon.
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learning q Trade.

Referring to the inauguration OF
class in the science of plumbing, under
the auspices of the Metropolitan Mus
cum of Art, in New York, CORE
spondent of the Philadelphia Record
saws: IF this will diminish the number
of young men whose highest ambition
seems to be to stand behind the cour-
ter and wear good clothes, it will be
public benefaction. There is a great
deal of money in trades and very little
III counter jumping, and yet only one
young man in hundred is willing to
blacken his hands with tools. It's not
always the boys fault, however. A
gentleman of my acquaintance, who is
broker in Exchange place, said to
me, recently: L ought to have been a
machinist; would have been rich by
this time. When l was boy wanted
to go into the Allaire works, but my
| father was afraid it would soil my
hands. He wanted me to be a gentle
man. The result is that l have never
liked my business, and never made
more than living at lit. Had he let
me go in as an apprentice in the ma
chinist trade / would have been build
| ing engines and coming money by this
time, and my whole heart would have
been in it. The fathers of to-day in
New York are the same. They would
almost as soon bury their sons as make
them apprentices. The result is a
race of mediocre clerks and book-keep-
ers, who find their intellectual level in
the flash newspaper of the day"
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IF and IF.

II Jon are suffering from poor health
'or languishng ona bed Of sickness, taks
'cheeE. you are simply Ailing, or II yoa
feel weak and displritsd. without Clearly
knowing why. Hop Bitters will surely
cure you."
'If you a Minister, and have o7ertaxsd ,or,..,,
with your pastoral duties or Mother worn ON, ME-.
care and work. or man Of tusiness or lsborsr ,.,,
'sned By the strain of your every day duties or MAJ,
Of letters, toilins over your midnight work, Ho.
'Bittsrs viii surely strengthen you"
II you are suffering from
'oVer-eatng or drinking, any
'indiscrstion or dissipation. on
are .ung and growing TOO
fast. as is often the case
''or if you are in the workshop. On ths
farm. at the desk, anywhere. and fs.I
that your system needs cleansing. ton.
ing or stimulating. without into1icatiux.
IF you Did. blood thin and impur.
pulse feeble. nerves unsteady faculties
'wan1ny. Hop Bitters is what you need 70
give you Few lie. health and ygor."
II you are costive or dyspeptic. or s,s
fering from any other of the numerous
diseases of the stomach or bowels il Is
Yoar own fault il you remain in.
II you wa ng away with apy form,
of Kidney disease. stop tempting death
this moment. and turn for a cure to Iiop
Bitters.
If you are sick with that ter.
rible sickness. Nervousness.
you will find balm in
GEsadn in Hop Bitters.
II you are frsquentsr. a resident. sf
q miasmate district, bGTricade yoursN
tenn against the scourgs of all countries
malaria, epidemic. bilious and in.eimt
tent feyers-by the use of Hop Bit.srs.
If you have rough pimply salloW skin. bad b-.,,5
Hop BHtsrs will give you fair skin. rich bod ~.
swsete5t breath and health. $500 will ts paid f,r
case they will not cure or help.
That poor bedrdden. nsalid wife sister, mott ~
daughter can be made the picture Of health b. t.,
ooi ties of Hop Bittsrs, costing but a trifle.
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FARM, GARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD.
Howto Control a Flock.

Take eve lamb to the house and
make pet of it. Use nothing but
kindness, and give it name, teaching
it TO come at the call. Whenever the
lamb obeys give it something as re-
ward, such as grain of corn, piece of
bread or anything that is acceptable,
but never give it a blow. When the
lamb is grown place it in the flock, and
you will need only to call that one
sheep, when all the others will follow.
As sheep follow their leader, the train
ing of one is the training of all. and it
is saving of time and labor to do SO.
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"Did Wonders for Me. ,,

The above words from Mr.. LEWIS KEEN. No.
Highland Avenue. Maiden. Mass. April %, 1553. He
SAYS have been troubled for years with kidney and
liver complaint followed by gravel with severe pains in
my back and g,oIns. l had great trouble in passing
water it being seauty, and accompanied By terrible
burning the vessel being coated with brckdust deposit.
/ was recommended to Hunts Remsdy by friend
who had been completely cured OF similar trouble.
purchased bottle at the druggists and commenced to
improve at once. have use1 but two bottles and it
has done wonders for memo more kidney trouble no
more pain. 1t has given new life, and would not
be without Hunts Remedy at price. IL is all that
it is recommended to be. and cheerfully give ths
testimony for the benefit Of the many sufferers from
kidney disease and gravel"
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The Summer SoLsticC.

Parents would at times give the
world, ii they could, tofind sure cure
for Summer Complaints in children.
The famous DR.. Worthington's Cholera
and Diarrhoea Medicine is certified to
by leading phys clans, as an infallible
cure for complaints of the stomach
and bowels. Price 25 and so cents a
bottle.
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The Art of Hay-MakiHg.

Here are some timely suggestions on
hay-making which are not new, but
are nevertheless useful and well
worth reproducing:
In cloudy weather g'ass dries but
slowly, and is liable TO be stackei Or
housed without sufficient curing.
Therefore the wisdom, when practi-
cable. of cutting meadows in far
weather. The preeaution should also
be observed of cutting only SO much
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In an address before the Mimic

In an address before the Munich
geographical society, DR.. Oscar LEM
has maintained that the dryness of the
western Sahara is quite recent, and
that it was caused by the telling of
forests on the Ahaggar mountain
range.
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The Corsicans never mention pork
or a pig without an apology.

Golden Medical Discovery is not caiv q
sovereign remedy for consumption, but also
for .consumptive nightsweats, bronchitis,
coughs, Influenza, splitting of blood. weak
lungs, shortness of breath, and kindred affec-
tlons of the throat and chest. By druggists.
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Mr' isaac G. Chapman. Druggist, Newburg, n. Y.
writes US: have for the past ten years sold sew
srai gross Of DR.. William Halls Balsara for tbs
Lungs lean say of it what cannot say of any other
ule6cne. have recommended it IN great many
soes oI "nooplng Cough with the happiest effects.
nave used IL in my own family for maov vaarz
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One greasing lasts two weeks; all others
two or three days. Do not be imposed upon
by the humbug stuffs offered. Ask youI
dealer for Frazer's, with label on. 1t saves
your horse labor, and you too. 1t received
first medal at the Centennial and Paris ex
positions. Sold everywhere.
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For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION. depression of snir.
Its and general debility in their various forms i.
also as preventive against fever and ague and
other intermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phospbor.
sted Elixir of Calisaya," made by CasweIl
aazard d Co, New York and sold by all Drug
Ilsts, IS the best tonic and for patients recover
ng from fever or other sickness il has no ennaI
The bee., 1883-08-25

ESSEX COUNTY, Va.-Mr. James r. Micon,
clerk, says: 81 have used Browns Iron Bit
ters, and found it valuable for the purposes
which it claims"
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Henry,s CarboIic saIye

= tne Best salye for Cuts. Bruises, Sores, Ulcers
oals hneum. letter. Chapped Hands. ChilbIains
Oofns ana al kinds Of Skin Eruptions Freckles and
Finpies' Get Henry's CarboHc saIYe, as all othery
are eounterfeits. Price Is cts.
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Walking arsenals---the toy pistol.

WARRENToN, N. C.-Rev. j. E. @. Barham
says: I used Browns Iron Bitters. 1t is a
complete restorative, tonic and appetizer"
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Mrs. j. s. Littell, of Newark. n. j.. suf-
fered terribly from Bright's kidney disease.
Three doctors said she could not live: a
fourth doctor gave her DR.. Elmore's Rheu-
matIne-Goutaline only---three bottles cured
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Heavy stomachs, bilious conditions--W Wells
MayApplePills-- antibilious, ,cathartic. 10 25c.
Then happiness is bliss. When money is
plenty.
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Steel nails are coming to the front, as if
we have not already insulations sufficient to
draw the thunder bolts.
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The Peculiar OM 1Iystery!

was of the pecuares of the old fashioned the
never would tell patients what they prescribing them. They
would do the patients no good to know and that would only graft
yng foolish Curiosity In order keep patients from knowing he
would write the prescriptions that patients could not
read then All that sort Thepaentwans
ne takes lie weak and be strong dPePc ana
wants to digest well Or he has troublesome liver which he wants I
put rights 80 he takes Browns Iron Bters about which there IS no
mystery all This is the best preparation the world com
olnatIon with gentle yet efficient ton gives strength 1t bgd
cnteebed systems enches impoverished blood removes @
weaknesses 1t casts out debility what and your dugs
has it
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Ihe Indian of falcon glance and hon bear
ing, the theme of the touching ballad, is
gone but the petroleum they discovered,
now made into Carboline, the natural Hair
Restorer, will live forever.
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DR.. Pierce's 'tPellets"-- liver pills
(sugar- coated purify the blood, speedily
correct all disorders of the liver. stomach
and bowels. BY druggists.
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are made paid and unattractive By func-
tional Irregularities; which DR.. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" will infallibly cure.
Thousands of testimonials. By druggists.
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Wells Health Remover restores health,
vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual
Debility. 81.
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1t Is after woman has emerged from a
salt writer bath that figures don't lie.
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an incorporate citizen of Rochester calls
Of departed spirits. 49, p'aee
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The weather is sublime-.-says the mos
quito.
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Nature has a noted rival---art
The ambition of fools---the stage.

A good medicinal tonic, with real merit, 10
Browns Iron Bitters.
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Th,re are about thirty thousand
hriStian In ians in the Uni ed States.
one alf Of whom are Baptists.
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Domestic felicity--Home with many chill
dreII
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Don't Die i'm the House.

Rough on Rats Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bedbugs, flies, ants, moles, chip.
munks, gophers, 15c.
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Skluny Wen,

Politicians are never bappy--when there is
no opponent, they fight themselves.
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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

One of the best stops for hand-organ i,
a pewter dime.
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A DruRgist's Story.

The artesian we'll throws up its water be
cause it has spring bottom.
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Ernzer Axle GreasP.

Where, oh where is our government?--or
wheels and horseback in the western wilds
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Eor TI,;cIr IIcads

Teach your young idea how to shoot---with
the toy pistol
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GaRrrinA.

Ladies are particularly recommended TO
try GAsTRINE for healache, nausea, etc. AL
druggists.
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Straighten your boots g. shoes with LYONS
Patent Heel Stiffeners, and wear them again
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Give us credit--says the newspaper.
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DIAMOND
GOLD and SILVER PAINT.

Bronze Paint. Artists Black.
For gliding Fancy Baskets, Frames, Lamps
Chandeliers, and for all kinds Of ornamental work
Equal to any of the high priced kinds and only
Iocts. package at the druggists or postpaid from
WELLS. RICHARDSON a CO., Burlington,Ft'
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-20
Why She Loved Him.
"Irmaw he called. She turned her head,
Tossing its gold,

"Irma" he called. She turned her head.
Tossing its gold.
Like sun wave rolled
Down the back of her neck and said:
"What is it Mixer"
He pulled his mustache, bristling and red,
While his under lip hung like a lump of lead
Then he spale, "Pray, Irma, why do you like
Your Mixer"
She turned upon him her lustrous eyes,
From a face an angel herself would prize,
Then hid I'm the folds of her golden hair
And artfully veiled her beauty there,
For Irma oshaughnessy's manner was rare
"Is It," cried Michael McGregor McCann,
Because I'm considered handsome man?"
mo-" she sobbed,
While Mikes heart throbbed.
'Is it," he asked, "because fortune has smiled
Upon Mike as her own dear darling child'
"No," she replied,
While Michael sighed.
"Is it because" said this lover true,
"I supply you with plenty of gun to chew?'
NO. she gasped,
As her hand he clasped.
"Then why" "he shrieked." "oh why do you love
Your Mike and call him your turtle dove"
Up from the depths of her golden hair
1rma raised face SO fair,
The light of her soul filed the skies of her eyes
She smiled like wagon load of pies,
And drawing Mike near
To chew his ear,
She uttered these words between her sighs;
"Oh, Mikey dear, love you not
Because both beauty and wealth you've got /;
Noryet because whenever you come
You bring me a chunk of chewing gum.
My love for you
Has nothing to do
With the taffled realms of Nyum-i. Nyum;
| love you simply for your du-
Pick elliptic, broken in two
Three cornered base ball thumb"
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-20
Military Ingenuity.

IL will never forget the confederate
government" said Col. Wartick, when
asked to relate a little war reminis-
cence. 81 started out with ripe de-
termination Of doing everything in my
power for the cause, but men who had
more authority than / had pulled
against me, and consequently Istepped
aside. They even went SO far as to
court-martial me. Now if thereis any
thing in military life that takes a mans
appetite it is to be court-martialed. Its
pretty bad in civil life to be tried be-
fore justice of the peace, but it I
anything compared with a court-ulaf.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-20
CHLORIDE. SOCORRO COUNTY, N NJ FRIDAY JULY 90 1S8s
NO. 15.

tial, and especially when he knows full
we'll that he has done nothing to merit
Such.seyere handling"
"Why were you cOurt-martialed, Col
onel2" asked one of the company.
"For the simple discharge of my duty.
Just about the time it behooyed the
Confederacy to make every edge cut
that would. | was sent to community
to press guns, and to draft and arm
every available man. Well, went to
work and discharged the duty in ac-
cordance with my construction of the
order. At one place we seized large
number of d0uble-barreled shot guns.
In examining them we found many
that were damaged so greatly that only
one barrel could be used. | told nv
men not to throw them aside, but to
keep them, that they would come in
handy. In this community there were
a great many saw mills and family
feuds, and consequently there were a
great many one-legged men. One day
l issued an order that all theone-legged
men to be found within a radius of
twenty five miles should be brought
into camp. The order was strictly
obeyed, and within two weeks we had
seventy-fve cripples. Forming them
in line one day, l ordered the disabled
guns to be brought out. When l took
up gun whose right barrel was use
less, would give it to man who had
lost his right leg, and so on until the
seventy-fve men were armed. This
was strictly appropriate, for we had no
other use for the crippled men. took
great pride in this crippled company.
| wanted it to make name; wanted
each man to be proud of himself. They
elected captain, tall fellow who had
lost his left leg while rafting logs. We
presented him, attended by disabled
ceremony, with broken sword and
double-barreled pistol, with one ham,
mer gone 1t would have tickied you
to death to see them on dress parade,
and their quick time would have made.
Napoleon pull off his hat and grin.
Well, pretty soon had occasion to use
them. The enemy came upon me un-
expectedly, and in the hurry incident
upon such occasions, l placed the one
legged company in the warmest part of
the field. The battle lasted several
hours and was draw fight, My one
legged company suffered greatly. The
captains peg leg was shattered by
ball, and during the fight he sent an
orderly into the woods to make him
another leg. Other members of the
company were similarly served. and
sir, the amount of splinters, on the bat
tie ground was simply astonishing.
The enemy had fired low, and three out
of six wooden legs were disabled. Be-.
fore complete repairs could be made
my general came along. and not being
able to understand why so much kind
ling wood should be scattered over a
battle field, asked the reason. | ex-
planned, expecting him to compliment
me on my ingenuity, but the unappreci-
ative fellow had me court-martialed. l
left the service, and during the remain
ing time of the war, l aided the cause,
by capturing mules from the Union.
men and burning cotton that might.
have fallen in possession of the enemy"
Ark ansaw Traveller.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-20
interviewing Mrs. Young.

Hearing that Brigham Young, Jr.,
and his family had arrived from Salt
Lake, and were quartered at the Ameri
can house, one of the Tribune reporters
took notion that he would run down
and interview Mrs. Young. The
scheme of Intervening Brigham was
all old one--there would be no enter
prise in anything of that kind, but the
idea Of chat with the wife seemed
new and brilliant.
"Can | see Mrs. Brigham Young in
the parlor for few moments? ?" In
quired the reporter at the office counter
of the American house.
walk up to the parlor and I'll find
out" said Mr.. Smith.
The parlor was the largest the re-
porter had ever seen. 1t was eighty
feet one way and seventy the other,
and the ceiling was SO high that the re-
porter thought they must have to use a
telescope to determine when it needed
whltewashing. He sat down in chair
in one corner. Pretty soon a tall, stout
lady entered the room.
Mrs. Young l suppose?" asked the
reporter.
"Yes sir" answered the lady.
81 have called, madam" said the re-
porter, Ito ascertain your views on a
question involved by polygany and
other institutions peculiar to Mormon
ism."
"Ah, SIR said the lady pleasantly, as
she took a seat, 81 fear shall beunahle
to crafty your curiosity. My husband
has gone out for a walk; when he re-
turns he will doubtless be glad to ad-
wise you upon any topic concerning our
faith of which 1t may be proper to say
anything"
But wish to obtain your views, "ex-
planned the reporter. "Mr. Young has
frequently been heard through the.pres
while his wife has never been inter-
viewed. May l hope, Madam. that you
will accord the Tribune the honor of
being the first to convey to the public
your
did you wish to see me?" inquired
a small, thin lady, who had entered the
parlor quite noiselessly.
Excuse me- said the reporter, "but
Mrs. Young was the lady 1 asked for"
"Well, l am Mrs. Young" SAID the
small, thin lady.
"Yes," SAID the tall, stout lady, "this
is Mrs. Young, and so am l. This Is
Sophia, Mr.. Young's fourth wife, while
| am Margaret, his seventh wife-he
calls me Birdie"
The reporter was considerably en-
barrassed. He might have been happy
with either, were t'other fair charmer
away.
"Be seated, madam" said he; 81 have
called to ascertain your views on the
questions involved by polygamy and
other institutions peculiar to Mormon
ISM"
"Oh, but I've nothing to say" pro-
tested the small, thin lady; Brigham
will be in shortly, and maybe he'll talk
with you"
"But, madam" urged the reporter,
"Mr. Young has frequently been heard
from through the press. while his wife
beg pardon, l mean his wives have
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-20

An itinerant preacher was holdign
forth in crowded street in a western
town the other day, when an irreverent
hoodlum interrupted him with: Say.
mister! do you think it is more blessed
to give than receiver" "Of course do.
my son" replied the evangelist. "Well,
then. old hoss, just give us rest !" yell
ed the young rascal;
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-20
A Straight Man.

A chap who jumped off the wharf at
the foot of Randolph street the other
day was promptly pulled out by threeor
four men who witnessed the action
and when the victim was safe on thes
planks, one of the men remarked:
"Did you fall inp"
mo sir; jumped in"
"Did you intend to commit suicidep"
mo sir"
"But you must have been tired of
life to take that leap. Tell us your
troubles, and perhaps we can assist
you"
Gentleman" said the stranger, after
swallowing aglass of whiskey which
boy had run for, "I'm of straight BUSH
ness principles. I've jumped off the
docks along here six or seven times this
spring. I'm always sure of being pull
ed out, of securing big drink of whis-
key, and the cash collection runs from
seventy cents to three d0llarsP
swell, you won't get no cash out of
this crowd" said one of the men.
Il realized that as soon as you pulled
me out and l sized you up" replied the
stranger, land may as well add that.
the whiskey you sent for is the poorest
stuff 1 ever drank. Take it altogether
I'd have made more to faint away or
had fit in a saloon"