The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-11-28
COMIC COMMENTS.


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When a man ia NOT ponular 1T boma tina
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There ia ecopomv IN sbo,Io,v strao,n.
Poor people cannot ford deem ones
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r. NY
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..,, As supply y o''a SonIeuerase money
s''a eia'a y 'ne ueinand, ana VIII ne 90
iohg as these chaps IN New York keep their
-,
ine i'ie Oh y soeiety Deiie Is said to De
one OF excessive hard work, and yet the
supply Oh women wiiiing TO immediate them
seiSes IN mat way Is inexhaustible.
The body of q man without q head was
'oui'' hear Troy inc otner DAY. The de-
',iip.oh nus 'nree OF Tour New YORK editors
VINO recently reduced the pr1ces.-Chscaec
4''"''
magazine writer asks: How shall
we utilize the Indians 2" This is difficult
,l,. 10 answer, oat perhaps the best
p''n "o"i, oe 70 pe'r''y them ana sell them
'ot 'ie''t s'ore signs
cowboy writes to the ST. Louis Globe
Do'aoefat Offering to remove the police
commissioners for 800, and the Governor
Tor $l,oOo. This affords hope that the
squabbies in thattow will soon be settled.
Iowa Dakota Minnesota Bennett was the
name OF young woman recently married
at West Fork, In. The young man who
married her has an opportunity to embrace
the entire Northwest. --Peosfa (IV.) Tran
se'Epf.
A New Yorker who holds deed of 100
acres of land covered by the waters of Lake
Erie is trying to make the seller show it up.
lie says he'll have his land, even il the lake
nas TO DO moved OF somewhere. Detrst
Free Press
A banker Mt Moline, ILL.,, has been d.
franded by confidential clerk named
Waters, whom he had befriended in his en-
tremity Now he feels that he cast his
bread upon that particular Waters in vain.
--Ifoctester Post- E1press.
During theatrical performance in New
York the other night the electric lights sud
denly went out, and during the excitement
and panic that notwithstanding to q
newspaper reporter" number of men
and women had the breath almost squeezed
| out of Them" Only about half of this
story will be believed. --NorTisto,on Herald.
Grocer. who has lately Joined the militia.
practicing in his shop: Right, left,
/ right, left. Four PAGES to the rear, march |"
falls down trap-door into the cellar.
Groeers wife, anxiously Oh, Jim, are
you hurt ?" Grocer, savagely, but with
dignity Go away, woman; what do you
know about war?"--Neac Orleans Times
Democrat.
Mamma: "Mercy on us, children, stop
that noise. What are you quarrelling
about % Little Nell: "We isn't u quar-
relling." Mamma Then what is all
this noise about? What is Harry scolding
for, and why are you pulling his hair ?"
Little Nell cts only play, mamma.
We ia pretendin' we is married. r--I'Ailac7el-
plia can.
Dennis" asked the Colonel, when
can see YOU ?" "Ye can see me now. yer
honor.n II want 10 talk business 10 YOU.
When will Won be ut home ?p ssWhin I
get there. sor.n "I want 10 see IL we can
not mike arrangements by which YOU can
pay me-" In that evint, sor, Oh won't ba
there till sometime afterwards. "--.Arkaasao
7rarelier.
stvlea in doos, The nrevaiIipo atvle Of
doo for ,bia seeso, vii, not he changed in
ons r,orloa dooroa Tba ,yindow b,usb
doa continues 10 cont;nne IN favor among
Young women who have been crossed in
10 e,d hava ,ho dyonens;a favor;te
s,,,,a 90 dor hoe +. ,,r;rcees nose and :.
,r;n,oed with an ostrich nlume tail tiobtlv
cuylea over the nolonaise. The Prince
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