The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-01-06
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--SaA4xre HssAs. Almost bad disaster. IS a heading in an exchange. We are nov engaged sn wald searrh fcr a good disaues.-- esl Go Saxs.p2
 There ss ae law la this county ,et oehge the owner efa clipped herse to pass the winter without AAnnelS or over coats, ea, there ought to be- CAasys kss.
 The inventor of the ra,ent-teed shoes which have been so popular ha, retired on q fortune. and yet he had no pa,en, m them. He n corn doescr.- Essa,s Psss.
 Talmage IS on the ragged edge tpr fear the penal code may be adopted in Brook. lyn and compel Aa adopting a less acrohasie system cf gestures. - Ee-s< .S.s- fis<i
 The need of the axe is not only stronger nail. but also nail that can be driven by woman. One with head about the sife of trade dollar. HA.... 'sT Ssss,<s, .iesvsaL An Egyptian traveller confidently as-. sers that Abahi Bey's wife IS th,la- delph,an. lie probably sa~ her on he, kaees in front ef the palace ,erahb,ns the pavement Resas~ .Sssy.
 A boy in town insists that he is a rul and wears hcek,. II has parents compel him to wash d,shes and tend the bah, he'll soon get over his hallneinatiea Hs''nss,g Assdsr Csfski!.
 liQuor dealers propose 10 keep s,a. k ef umbrellas on hand. so that 4 .uA,ame, can hold one over his head while taking a drink. and thus avoid violating ,h, screen law.-C af< Ass A.fssyhry.
 An ea. says tha, to wear pat, he'd clethes Is no disgrsce. but Il looks ike sin struck with club. and ~e wouldn't do II t fl we were engaged tn other business. -Nafs,dsy Asssvass.
 isob inge1soii cleared Sa .ouo In 1hi, a,o in three lectures. and nov we undesNtand why the great Chicago fire took place We always. blamed Mts, oIeary's COW before. Raihmes< Ets,p .Ssfs,day. lt is all very well so talk of Greenland being lar away, hut IN a milton miles this s,de of the look an the mans face who has last sa, down on A slippet, spot n front of our ofisee window tll,sasid Rsilshs.
 l, took three men 10 knock down a car conductor. in New York Why. one good car conductor. with practice. ought 10 be able to knock down car load aud some of them do II 4alf,mess Ks,s,t SaAsreay.
 Said miserable little Cincinnati, boy ~ho had lust received a seold,ng from h,s father Ma, wish had never been born Why, Charlie g' "Nh,, | think I'd been better bo, ''-e e,te assah safs,day NGh Young ladies are organiaing sosie,irs where each memb~f agrees moi io kiss a young man who petsists in smoking eiRas. cites. n young men persisi m thi1 habit. we fear the o.ieties ~iil break up l HAfssAsH 7im<,. l it vas q cold day for iha, judge who ] threatened in fnr party ito frr ruigi, ing m court. when Inc disturbing element informed hia honor ,ha, he would b~ willing to pay twice that sum to have it stopped f'ssps, Rsstiv
 ios cream IS gone. hut p.ha& ~ho eatss lui ihiut of oyster sirwa Why mourn for lemonade and pop When gsas Akes la.n sn sis~ -tlani &taIcfillA- h. al aAY AYata94A A an tbnatfaotBt tfssuuus gfrens von |, ,9n'ed rroese las oai eatnsd beet
 And quail bsai ists and baansi
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 Docs your Helen remind you oi il.len ot Troyfn she asked swce,ly. as the sofa springs ha,icned under pscs sufe of ibo pounds. "Nn not s.reeiseis you remind me more of Helen. of Avoudu. pos,' was hia seaIy reply. Ioa4ViIis lssnday h,xm
 it N now optional in Annapolis whethe, you ge, drunk of not. I.n, self what in heavens name will the egi>la,ute do next session. Getting drunk used to be the only thing that made Annapolis endursblr. This Is terrible state of af. fairs. Rahimo,s Eys,y safs,asy.
 X gentleman ~as talking ID ihc owner of frroeioas bull-dog. and asked him the quest,oa "Do you think you, dog could become fond of stranger r Yes, replied the dog fanslef. If he vas raw, but he wouldn, if the aranger was cooked "-B Bafffmo,s Ey<,y Safs,. day.
 So many candidates refuse to stand on the party platform, that we suggss, comfortable rocking chair be piaaed on the party platform in the future, although quite number of those independen, candidate. have been gently rocked to sleep ~ithou, any rocking chair .Sllf- fars.
 First msaher-~'.Weli, did you make the acquaintance of that strange girl you were rasing over f'' setond dss,es--"fes. followed her home" Firu M How did she strike you f' seeond ditto ''She didn's strike me as all she gos her bsg brother to do Il. Torkshsys Hasy BS<
 The latest mode of popping the ques- ton was introduced by an Evansville young man. The presen, cold sn.p nersed him to ask his aSosed Mi randa, do you wish to warm your fee, against my back this winserf' And Ai- ra6da biushed and softly murmured 'lts going to be terrible cold winter. John."--IyxsG
 l William Shakespeare is running for oifiee in Michigan. His opponent w.il . ft