Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-08-23

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peep through the fence knot holes to see a
bit of the next inning .-HdrUord Posi-.
In Georgia large farm bells are used in
country neighborhoods as alarms in case
Of raids 10y tramps. The tramps probably |
mistake them for factory bells calling the
hands to work, and Immediately run
away in great terror.-Ihiladellhia Ne,os.
Mr.. Tralala Ito barber, after enjoying
a haircut and his first shave and receiv- |
ing his "cheek 81 think you've made |
a mistake. Isn't shave 90 cents l''
Barber (ieprecatingly) -"Really, III
couldn't think Of charging for that, air."
Lille.
YES" said young Symonds, al think
Lou wore that red dress out into the
field on purpose to have that COW give
her an excuse for climbing the tree and
styling there till We fellows went to the
rescue. At any rate she had mighty
elegant set of hose on. "-1aRacious Bos-
ton Post.
"Well," said a jannty son inlay,
lounging in from the office with his
fathers mail, you've got postal here
from ma, and she says she's met
cyclone" "Pity the cyclne," was the
old gentleman's crus:y reply as he jabbed
his pen into the inkstand. burlington
| Free Press.
The Nevada footprints which were so
much discussed in this country and
Europe, and which were originally pro.
bounced by DIR Hardness of the Academy
of Sciences to TO be those Of mammoths, are
now stated by him, after a years ex-
animation, to be only those of big-footed
men. Anybody missing from Chicago p
IAdadtiphia NewS.
| A lady in Saratoga, blazing with dia-
monds, sent the following order to her
milliner "Dear Miss ": please get
me tow yards Irish point lace, aud Alison
get me six psres of CLUBS, sevens and
| quarters, crushed-To5e- berries color. P.S.
| Don't send the Bill for | don't want -
to see it, he only slouse me certain
SUNNI and will pay it myself"
At county convention in Georgia the
clark, with an envelope in his hand,
stepped down to the edge OF the platform
and called out ''Here is dispatch for
Col. -" Just then locomotive
whistle blew, drowning the speakers
voice. Instantly the convention arose
unanimously and proceeded in body tu
~ 80. w II p"'Ci'
az ~, 77eai't' VI ny N'ioVi"
"'Ho"t VI i,'oe'pIlyt u''e "' thf ptP'H
injured II lhs o'hSolouaheEs oil th- ego
Was luen.lusi WIZ 'is "'U'r absorption o.
tne 1u,uS'.,y, @uo we professor
answered IRE 'h , no 'hGush ,i, II was. rms
positive on the sul,iset until we had triad
the experiment On a dog.-Boston E5H.
| H. 49,, .. II - -, -
ne WAS reporter rs WAS ali un
| learned in the nomenclature Of female
| ri. y,
assigned To a tashiohabls gathering. a
lady friend who was present attelup pied
| to iustrurt Him t,Thpra Hai1 Ohm
st.i,
''i"t my H'' . llAf Auh inc
next morning he reAiers Of his pspef
yer,. i tor,n..I II .,l Mis- Desf Iv AN in .
- y! o. 49,
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had surCeed4i IN III .ctull.y rpncpaliny
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ol7 SHNAlI"Si oS E7ING-loA. NJ,
by love! this room is in a prfttv statnl
There's nothing IN The place it ought To he
WI vh,t w la7L hiIht Tvs 'tl iatr
Where ARD NY ,luthati i lad n sfm,, Nn.
.,. lhere
To Ia gt ' 6,r Nv t'E T",'.' "'y"'"
Tae shin shuuId nG-a rubber nvc,m,.t.
lad ';no'ter King, an sure
rLe storE SS " n.t ,'I WIKI WIN h."k tare
1t is my rule. al rasti, my watch to rhtur
y',g Gi' w ~ ,',-tN mNs mats good
Aud in It has lay wet amb. sia 'stnod'
Ana dnpped, instead OF n the cp-pin @.
II. Ia,e te 40 mae an "a, ant ""rr;
show me- Tie wretch, Who, wn,le wa, n.cau.
Entered NY room, aud mixed th,nqs ,pUafo
'''' ~i''''"' f''"'
A few nights seo Mr. Gilbert, the actor.
was standing st the sAta II ia hou..
with his ha' III, Ia had tu tact sesn
some ladies u tbpr carriage, they had
driven n aud ha renamed stpniinr OF,
ths sidewalk, rni5yiur Tia vool d tts
evening. ont OF a neighbarins hous4
where hs Lsd been diripg. s,euped =
gentleman, who, alter walliiog q few
paces, became aware Of ar. Gilbert, who
he miatuol; Tor The bu:l.r Of the es.al-
lishm-ut. AGdrr-siug isu, at orc-, with
IN air q pnIts aup~fi ,riiY, be sad .
"Wil ven u4l ~ : linuaom c4l D''
| Hrsttsif lI ~ r.t,ii-.4 Nr al I..t .tv.,t,
ar, 3 Nei som cab " gsis ,da hit u' tim
iaIaru rrlly 10 tb.. u,,l who, - Wa. Mn
on bitter nigit vittout = wrap, aid
"Why, TMinhri, sou nsv.r year nn
overuoatl" "No," replied Taltunft, ~
never was. "-Chicago JriiLae.
WHAT ia that l'arsoo doing in In. T-,a.
graph OGiep mat il tLs Manager and