Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-04-02
ALL SORTS.

DON'T STEP ON ROLLING THAT is what
Captain Allen of the fire department of Worcester did,
and that how he hurt his ankle badly. After
the doctor the broken bone, Captain Allen used
Perry DAVIS Pain Killer as hniment The suffering
was soon over, and the Captain well in a short
time. Knowing the accidents to which fremen are
constantly subject Captain Allen advises everybody
connected with fire department to keep bottle of
Pain Killer always on hand.
There is only one way the devil can trip deacon,
and that is by making him drop his collar button
behind his shirt front when the last bell church
ringing.
Millions of packages of the Diamond Dyes have been
sold without single complaint. Everywhere they
the favorite dyes.
''Yes," said the gentleman who was going abroad,
al think shall spend the most of my time in Vienna.
They tell me that's the wickedest city in Europe"
"IN A DEcLINE."-Dr. R. V. Pierce. Dear sr-Last
fall my daughter in decline and everybody tho't
she going into the consumption. l got her
bottle of your "Favorte Prescription" and it cured
her. Mrs Mary Hlnson, Montrose Kan. or all
druggists.
THANK heavenl" exclaimed fond father as he
paced the floor at midnight with his bowling heir
| 'Thank heaven you not twins"
There are more of the curative properties IN wheat
than any other of the cereals All these are found in
| Wheat Bitters.
There are some wags in the temperance party. One
of them pencilled stairway leading to base
ment GROCERY, 1.-The Descent of Man.
penny wise and pound foolish" are housekeepers
that neglect to use James Pyles Pearline Washing
Compound, which is in every way superior to soap.
That's fine strain" said one gentleman to auoth-
er, abiding to the tones of singer concert the
other evening. Yes" said countryman who sat
near "but if she strains much more she'll bust"
The mind depends for its health very largely on
bodily conditions. The gloomy fears the Responding
| views the WEAKNESS of soul that many complain of
would often disappear were the blood made pure and
healthy before reaching the delicate vessels of the
brain. Ayers Sarsaparilla purifes and vitazes the
blood and thus conduces to health of body and sanity
| of mind.
| Western papers poklng fun at an Iowa editor
who published long article entitled, "a Month o
Horrors" after he had been married only six weeks
Only bachelors would be mean enough to make spor
of the unfortunate man.
For all diseases of the heart DR.. Graves Heart Reg
ulator is peculiarly adapted and of its remeda
| properties will show immediate results. The drug
giss everywhere sell it for 81 per bottle. Frank
ingalls, of Concord. N. H. is sole agent for it and will
answer correspondents and send circulars when de
sired.
Outward actions never give just estimate G
US, since there many PROJECTIONS of man whic
are not capable of appearing in actions.-4ddison.
What will Browns iron Btters cure? 1t will cur
heart disease. paralysis dropsy, kidney disease COZ
sumption, dyspepsia rheumatism and all similar d
eases. It's wonderful curative power is simply bt
it purifes and eniches the blood. thus begir
ming at the foundation and by building up the system
drives out all disease. For the peculiar troubles
which ladies subject it is invaluable. 1t is til
only preparation of iron that does color the teet
or cause headache.
As adversely leads to think properly of stat
it is most beneficial to us.-Dr. s. Johnson.
? Many of the bitters advertised as tonics smp
eathartics Wheat Bitters is not cathartic. E.
Russell, NJ. D.
The only thing which can endear religion to 20
practice will be to raise your affections above Il
r. world Wake
"Wse men say nothing in dangerous times" Wi
men nothing in dangerous diseases but the be
- anu uiOSt dpprOfeu remedies. mus hluHey-WOIb
employed universally in cases of diseased liver kidn
and bowels. 1t will cost you but trife to try It, a
e the result will be most delightful.
t. Business conducted on sound principles-the tie
~ phone.
Youthful follies and perncious practices, pursu
in solitude, are fruitful causes of nervous debili
Ill Impaired memory dependency, lack of selfconden
- and will power, involuntary losses and kindred e
dences of weakness and lost manly powers. Sc
three letter postage stamps for large illustrated tr
- ties suggesting unfailing Of complete Gu
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N
1t is estimated that 100000 900 pounds of wire fel
were made in the United States last year.
~ With Elys Cream Balm child can be treated wi
r. out pain dread and with perfect safety. Try
remedy; it cures catarrh, hay fever and colds in
ar head Price SOC. Apply into nostrs with little ns
- The restoration to health of our child conside
uncertain. When two weeks old she caught cold
r. Is months not able to breathe through her
nv trils, became emacated. Upon using Ely's Gre
Balm her difficulty is removed; she breathes ma
IL ally. Mr. and Mrs. ]. NJ. Smith, Owego n. Y.
/ am convinced that Ely's Cream Balm is cure
catarIh, hay fever and cold in head. Many cures b
ou been made among my customers G. 7. Kirby, d
we gst, Towanda, Pa.
ifs Warren county, Mississippi comes to the front
. antique relic in the shape OF negro 1873 years
on THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The yoltaic Belt
Marshall. Mich, viii send DR.. Dyes Celebrated
re troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to men young or old who are afii
ap with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred r
les, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoratic
health and manly vigor. Address above. N.
oo No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed
rs. There is tree in Arizona which. when seasone
cry SO hard as to turn the edge of 1t is know
the desert ironwOod tree and makes magnif
charcoal
tits Farmers and others desiring genteel lucr
no agency business. by which S. to $50 day ca
earned send address at once. on postal. to H. G..
Tor kinson Co.. l95 and 1871 Fulton st.. New York.