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Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
YOTNG MEN

YOUNG MEN
 Who may be suffering from the effects of youthful folles or IndiscretiOn will do well to avail themselves of this, the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. Dr. Spinney will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weakness or pri- vdte disease of any kind or character which he undertakes and fails to cure.
 THIDDLE-AGED MEN.
 There are many at the age of thirty to six ty who are troubled with too frequent evac- nations of the bladder, often accompanied by slight smarting or burning sensation and a weakening of tho system in a manner the patient cannot account for. On eXanin- ing the urinary deposits a rOpy sediment will often be found and Somatimes small particles of albdmen will appear, or the CO., for will be of a thin milkish hue, again changing to dark and torpid appearance. There are many men who die of this difficult ty ignorant of the cause. which is the sec ond stage of seminal weakniSs. Dr. s. will guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases, and healthy restoration of the genito-urin ary Orgaus.
 Office Hours-10 to and to S. Sundays from 10 to II A. N. Consultation free. Tho rough examination and advice,$5.
 Gall or address
 DR. SPINNEY 6 co. deo1tf No. II Kelrnv St. San Francisco.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

The great New York bridge, re gently opened between that city and Brooklyn, IS not only the largest, all things considered, but also the most expensive structure of the kind ever built. The tubular iron Victoria bridge at Montreal cost $7,O0O,OOO. The iron and steel bridge at St.Louis cost S9,OOO,OOO. The bridge from England to the Isle of Man, of tubu- lar iron, cost about S3,00O,OOO. There is not stone bridge in London or Paris which cost over $4.O00,0O0. The bridge at Omaha cost $2,000 eco; the one at Bismarck the same sum. The New York and Brooklyn bridge cost about S15,000,000.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

Old Rufus started a newspaper, as his son had iustreturned from school, having taken a journalistic course; and, calling on the postmaster when the first number had been issued, he said:
 Boss. I sees dat de papers in dls town is put down as second-class mail matter"
 "All newspapers go that way"
 But I don't like it sah, case my son dun learnt at school how ter be editor, an Tse 8 gwine ter run fust class paper. Jes' put me down as fust class"
 "In that event you'll have to pay letter postage"
 "What's dat?"
 T say you'll have to pay about three cents on every paper, instead of two cents a pound"
 "An dat's de tax dat de guberment puts on fust-class paper huh? De president, I spoze, is pufeckly willin' ter hab de country filled up wid second class papers. Gwine ter hold de smart men down, I see. I fit fur dis country, sah, an I ain't agwlne ter submit ter no sich rulin' I'se agwine ter run a .fust-class paper, an dis gubermunt can't hep itself. Pse agwinter tote my mail matter on a mule, dat's what Is agwineter do.''- Ark. Traveller.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

swallows the alarm clock, which Is set to go off a few minutes later. Pretty soon the alarm strikes, and, as 1t gets in its work, the shark begins to foun- der around, looking scared, trying to throw up the clock. and as he turns pale, jumping out of the water and begging to be forgiven, the people on the boat laugh until their sides ache. It is rough on the shark at first, but we understand some of the sharks get to like it, and many have been known to flop out on the shore and go to a jewelry store and ask for a key to wind up the clock that is in them. This last may seem like a fish story, but we got 1t from a witness in the Star route trial, and it seems as. though it ought to be true.-Peck's Sun.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

90 called incurable diseases. Dr. Tiebip's German lnvlgOrator Is positively guaranteed to cure nervous and physical debility, sems inal welknesS.lost mlnhOod. spermatorrhea, loss of energy, ringing and dizziness in the head. melanCholla, hopeless feelings, prosta- Uorrhea, ard all the results of youthful i'm prudence and excess s of mature years The Doctor a regular college physician from Europe will agree to forfeit enc thousand dollars for d case tEa Invigorator will not cure under special treatment and advice
 The reason so manY ctn not get cured of weakness and the above diseases is owing to d cOmpl cation, called PrOstatorrhea, which requires peculiar treatment.
 Dr. Lisbig' InvigOrator No. is the only positive cure for prOstatOTrhea. Price of either lnylgoratOr, S2 per bottle;si for $10. Sent to any address on receipt of price, or c. o. D. Responsible persons can pay when cured, SITIotest Secrecy Maintained Patients cured at home. Dr. Liebig Dis pensary has an Elegant Drug Store Tn it's building.
 Too frequent evacuation of the Bladder and ROpy Sediment in urine are symptoms of Secondary Seminal Weakness and Pros tatorrhea. Complaints readily yield to the Dr. Inebig Treatment.
 Ordinary Cases-Any recent case of special or private diseases cured for S10. Reme dies sufficient to cure will be promptly sent. with full directions and advice on receipt of $10 All packages are securely covered from observation.
 Invigorator Samples Free.
 To prove the wonderful power of the great German InvigOrator &2 bottle of either number will be sent free of charge. Per sons ordering free bottle will only have to pay expressage on deliveryS
 Most powerful Electric Belts free to pa tients. Consultation, examination and ad- vice free and private Call or write.
 DIR. LIEBIG $ CO, 400 Geary St., n n n- NH- q N
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

eXceSSeS ln maturer years. s CCh fs LOSS or Memory, Lassitude, Nocturnal Emissions Aversion to Society Dimness of Vision, Noises in the Head: the vital fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and many other diseases that lead to Insanity and Death.
 Dr. MINTIE, who Is a regular physician (graduate of the University Pennsylvania will agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for case of this kind the VITAL RESTOR- ATIVE (under his special advice and treat ment) will not cure, or for anything impure or injurious found i'll it. Dr. Mintie treats all private diseases successfully without mercury. Consultation free. Thorough examination and advice. including analysis of urine, Five dollars Price of Vital Res torative, three dollars bottle. or four times the quantity for ten dollars: sent to any ad dress upon receipt of price, or C. o D Sc cure from observation and i'll private name if desired, by
 A E. Mintie, NJ. D.,
 Il Kearny St. San Francisco, Cal.
 SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE Will be sent to anyone applying by letter, stating symptoms, sex and age Strict se- cresy in regard to all business transactions. DR MINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPHRETICUM, cures all kinds Of kidney and bladder complaints, gonOrIhpa, gleet, leuoorrhna. For sale by all druggists at One dollar DOT bottle; six bottles for Five dollars.
 DIR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market. For sale by all druggists.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
Puck's Family Scrap Book: Don't

Puck's Family Scrap Book: Don't staike matches on an oil painting Old overalls make very nice summer scsrfs.-Never beat the doormat on the piano legs.-Never cut oilcloth with @ new pair of scissors.-To re- move mlldew from bronze use 8 rat
 tail fle.-An old starch can painted green makes 8 nice iardiniere.-Al- ways remember that old boot legs make good hinges.-To destroy the smell of paint, pour kerosene OF the Aoor.-Never beat eggs with curry oomb-unless the horse is sorrel.-It is hard on carving knife to sharpen it on the window sill.-Neyer remove Q cork from bottle with the prong of carving fork.-It is considered exceedingly vulgar to hang your ulster on the chandelier.-To remove vsrnish from piano legs, let the chil- dren play in the parlor.-Never clean your teeth with sand paper. as the sand is apt to make your gums sore.-Never attempt to black your boots with scrubbing brush; 1t has a tendency to ruin the leather.- Don't throw away your broomsticks. A broornstick is a splendid thing to train sunfower on.-To keep flies on a bald head during sermon the head should be we'll saturated with kerosene before going to church.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

Herr F. Schell, of Grund, recently described some observations made a short time since, in the course of inning work in the Hartz mountains, on the distance through winch sounds are transmitted Il rock. In a hori zontal direction the firing of shots at the face of a crosscut has been heard in a crosscut driven toward 1t, the face of which was AT feet dis tant from it. A level was driven on a vein at depth of 538 feet below the surface, and happened to strike 1855 feet distant in a horizontal di rection below stamp mill dropping stamps, weighing $40 pounds. The dropping of the stamps on the sur face could be distinctly heard in the heading below, which, in a direct line, the hypothenuse of right sngled triangle, was separated by 571 feet of rock. Mining and Scien tifc Press,
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

Fools and children tell the truth, it is sad; and to illustrate we will give you the story of Bishop Wurtz- burg and the little shepherd-boy of whom he asked, "What are you do- ing, my little lad?" Blending swine"
 How much do you get?" "One forin week" l am also a shep- herd," continued the Bishop, ''but l have much better salary" That may all be, but then I suppose yon have more swine under your care" innocently replied the boy.-Cheek.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
Clark was associated with Meriwether Lewis in 16O5-6 in exploring the northern half of the continent.

A NEW EXCUSE. Wife, Why George, do believe you have been taking too much wine!" George (who lives in Brooklyn and has just le- turned home after lively evening" -"Wine! Nonsense, dear; I've just (hic) come home over the bridge, and it's made mo dizzy; that all-s' help me, Bob!"
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

One of the tallest chimneys in the world is the we'll known "Townsend Chimney" Port Dundas, Glasgow. The total height from foundation to top of coping is 468 feet, and from ground line to summit 454 feet; the outside diameter at foundation being 50 feet, at ground surfa ce 32 feet, and at top of coping 12 feet 8 inches. Number of bricks used in the cree tion is as follows: Common bricks in chimney, 1,142,532; composition and fire bricks for inside cone, 157,468; common fac bricks, 100000; total, 100000; weight 7,000 tons.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

With population of nearly 5:000,- GOO, and with over 100000 houses, London finds that an allowance of two policemen to every 1000 inhabi- tants, or 14 to ever 1000 houses, is sufficient to maintain law and order.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29


 The most extensive agricultural machine shops i4 the world are at Springfield, Ohio. There are five in all. A good idea of the immense size of one workshop may be ob
 tained by imagining g building al most 1000 feet in length by sixty feet in width, a continuous room three miles and over in length. At each minute completely made ma chine is rolled from the stocks and housed or shipped to It's destination; 600 machines from sunrise to sunset an annual production of 100000 mplemerts.-Mechanical Engineer.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

HAVING FUN WITH SHARKs.-They have great deal of fun on the coast of Florida with sharks. A ehark will
 swallow anything that is thrown to him, like 8 politician. People 20 ont on excursions armed with small alarm clocks, about as big as 8 base bail, and throw them to the sharks which sport about the boat, looking for something to eat. Tbe shark
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

"Mrs. Sage, I should like to know whose ferry boats those are that I stumbled over in the hall?" "Ferry- boats. indeed, sir! Those are my shoes. Very polite of you to call them ferry-boats!" I didn't say ferry-boats, Mrs. Sage; you misun- derstood me fairy boots, I said, my dear"
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

King Alfonso of Spain wants all the nations to take part in a grand celebration in Spain of the Colum- bian discovery of America, and net to lold the celebration i'll Italy or America.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

An interesting discovery has been made on the south bank of the Vel lowstopp river, near Miles City, on great sandstone rock where appears carved in large characters the name of civilian Clark, July 25, 1806."
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

4 teamster in Maine conquers balky horses by taking them out of the shafts and making them go round in a circle. This is the only method of producing dizziness in Maine, which is prohibition State. Silver Belt.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

A two foot rule was given to a la. borer in a Clyde boat yard to meas ure an iron plate. The laborer, after much time, returned. Moo, Mick J asked the platter, "what size is the plate?" "Well," replied Mick, with grin of satisfaction, "it's the length of your rule and two thumbs over, with this piece of brick, and the width of my hand, and my arm from here to there, bar finger"
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

The law of the State of Virginia requires that every person elected or appointed to any office under the laws Of the commonwealth shall take the anti dueling oath. No excep tions are made.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

A man who had $65 stolen from him, received a note with 1925, say ing: II stoled your money. Re morse naws at my conshens, and l send some of it back. When remorse naws again, I will send you some more.''
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

A Mount Holyoke girl who was studying to be a missionary wrote the following on the fly leaf of her textbook onmorai scienoei If there should be another flood, For refuge hither fly; Though all the world should be sub-
 merged,
 This book would still be dry.
 Lowell Courier,
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

The Massachusetts House recon sidered and ordered engrossed the bill permitting women attorneys to be Justices of the Peace.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

The Inman Line of steamships is said to be for safe. The Guion and the Anchor Line companles are both possible purchas2rs.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

IS A NEVER FAIL i 2 Cure for Nervous Debility, Exhausted
 V l tality. Sc m in al Weakness, ,Spermator- rhoea, Lost Manhood,
 Impotency, P r Osta- torrhea, Para l y S i s, and all the terrible ef- fleets of Self Abuse,
 youthful fOllies and
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

The production of coal in Germany in 1881 is returned at 4S,973.000 tons, as compared with 46,97S,O0O tons in 1880.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

This years graduating class of Yale college numbers 149, the largest that has ever graduated from that college.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

The man who thinks he can move the world should begin by Wheeling West Virginia.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
Dissolution Of Cope rtner-
 ship.

The co-partnership heretofore existing between Calvin Cuzinno and Moses Steen in the hotel business was dissolved on the 1st day of May, 1883.
 98t3 CALVIN C11zrNo.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
The Great

LE RICHAUs GOLDEN BALsAM No. 1 Cures ChanGres, first and second stages; sores on the legs and body; Syplilitic Cltarrh: Diseased Scalp and all primary forms of the disease. Price $500 per bottle. LE RIoHAUs' GOLDEN BALsAM No. ? Cures Tertiary. Mercurial, SyphIlitic kheuma- tism. Pains i'll the Bones, Liberated Throat SyphiIitic Ia sh, LpInps, etc.. and eradi- catas all diseases from the system either caused by b2d treatment or abuse of rner- cury. leaving the blood pure and healthy. Price S5.00p3r bottle.
 LE RJoB4Us' GoLDEa SRANIsF AKTrpQrE for the cure of GOnorrhGa. Gleet, etc. Price, $2.50 par bottle.
 LIE RrCHAUs' GOLDEN SPANISH INJECTION, a wash for cure of Gleet. Structures, Disease of the Urethra and Bladder, etc. Price, $1.50 per bottle.
 LIE RFoBAus' GOLDEN OINTMENT for the eff fective healing of Syphilitic Sores and ErQptions. Price, $l OO per bottle. Also Agents for LIE RIcHAus' GOLDEN PILLS, for weakness, loss of physical powers, and all diseases arising from abuse and excess or overwork. Price S O0 per box. Sent everywhere, c. O, D., securely packed per Express.
 q. E. RICHARDS 6E co. Agents,
 427 < 449 Sansome street, COT. Clay,
 San Francisco, Cal.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

utens Is and other articles exposed to atmospheric influence, aluminium being added to the composition when intended for these articles.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

If we must have dudes at all, why a Yankee Dood'll do.-LoweIl Cour fer.
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

No time should te lost if st0maoh, liver and bowels are affected, to aGopt the s1re remedy, Host tteF's Stomaeh Bitt9ra. Dis eases of the organs med beget others far more serious. nd delay is therefore haz- ardous. Dysp 'ps 2. yer complaint. chills and fever, early rhelm tic twinIeS, kidney we kness. bring serious bodily trouble Ii trifed with Lose no time i'll using this eff fec i've and s9fe medicine.
 For sale by al Druggists and Dealers generally. 1mar83y1
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29

(J70a week made at home by the indus
 M 4 trilus. Best business now before the T ApublIc. Capital not needed. We will start you. Men, ,womon boys and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now is the time
 You can work in spare time, or give your whole time to the business. No ether husi- ness will pay you nearly as well. No Onecan fail to make cnornivus p5v, by engaging at once. Costly outfit and terms free. Money made fast, easily and honorably. Address TRUE & Co.,, Augusta, Maine. 22y1
Mohave County miner., 1883-07-29
Dr. Liebig

DiSpeDSary. Cor. GeaPy and Mason Sis. :, San Francis
 co, Cal.
 The College Institute for the cure of all special complicated &
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27

standing on the floor hut Mrs. ID. w. East
man and Col j. NJ. Steele, and for some
minutes, in even scale, the battle hung until
the former went down in ''cartouch," and
the colonel retired from the field of glory
with lwenty-;hree scaips dangling at his
belt
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27
Written for the Sunday Morning BAzoo.
THESE DAYS"
BY ROSA PEARLE.

IT'S as you say, young, SIR, indeed,
These DAYS are far ahead
OF those old times they love 10 quote,
When half the world was dead.
We couldn't hear the news each day
From every place around,
For such thing as telegraph
Had not vet tnen been found.
We couldn't jump aboard the cars
And trave! far and wide,
Nor ON a single whirling wheel
About the country glide.
We couldn't talk then on a string
Across the hill and dale
And if some chap had thus foretold,
We'd rid him On q rail.
We had to use taller dip"
Instead o. kerosene
Or gas, and SUCH thing as 'lectric light
Oh course had never been.
We couldn't get litenin' rod
Improved that very day."
And give our noe O. hand to scamps
Who made us more to pay.
There want no rings" that We could jine
Where honesty's sham
And make ourselves and neighbors rich
By cheatin' Uncle Sam.
We couldn't buy a judges gown
With either gold or pearls,
Nor 90 to congress-well, because
We'd ruined sev'ral girls.
We couldn't have new tangled churns,
Nor "hand out tramps" alack;
And all the "travelin' men, were those
Who trudged beneath pack.
W. corl1o,t uad mr. ma IF mons then
And Just when eer We saw
Somebody else We better liked,
Get rid of 'em BY law.
No, sir; these times are times indeed,
And far enough ahead
OF those old times they quote SO much,
When half the world was dead.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27
Written for "Woman About Town."
GOODBYE.

Goodbye, dear friend, perhaps for aye;
God only holds the key
That rolls the heavy door aside,
From dark futurity.
Good bye; but take with thee this thought
When sundered far apart,
Tie messengers of love are swift
To fly from heart to heart.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27
ROT. James A. sewell, A. NJ, MD,

Prof James A. Sewell, A. NJ, MD,
Or MEDICAL FACULTY LAVAL UNIVERSITY,
Quebec, stats: IL nave found Colden's
Liquid Beef particularly useful in ad-
vsnced stages of Conssmptiom, meakness, dys-
pepsid, and all nervous affections. IN
pregnant romen it has been retained while
every other article of food was rejected.
Palatable and easy Of digestion" Take no
other.)
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27

-Indulsent parents who allow their
children to eat heartily oil high-seasoned
food, rich pies, cake, SC, will have to use
Hop Bitters to prevent indigestion, sleep
less nights, sickness, pain, and, perhaps,
death. No family is safe without them in
the house.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27

SLEEPLESS NIGHT made miserable
by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is
the remedy for you. For sale by Bard Il
Miller.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27
Elevator Burned.

Flat Rock. Ind, March 23.-The grain
elevator of John Nading, AZ Flat Rock
switch, burned yesterday. Loss, $27 600;
insurance, $l9.5O0.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27
SOCIETY NEWS.

iAny items of interest suitable for this depart
rent, from Sedalia or neighboring places, are re-
,pecttully solicited. We want a vivacious, active
.ud CHEEKY lady correspondent in all the neighbor-
.rc towns tributary to Sedaiia. Address all such
.c.amurications to Rosa Pe2rle, society reporter,
5azoo Office, Sedalia. Mo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27

Miss Emma Lyon entertained q number
of her young friends very Handsomely at
the family residence on Broadway last
night, Notwithstanding the Indictment
weather.
Some very exquisite music was rendered
by the skillful fingers of the young hostes:
and games and merry chit chat made the
time fly as if charmed.
A supper of cakes, fruits, ices, confec-
tions, etc., was served during the evening
and when the time came for departure
''good night was messenger from many
Young hearts.
Among the invited guests were Lille
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-27

Miss Maud Shafer, Of Lima. Ohio, is
visiting Ns. J. X. Ward.
Mrs. A. w. Rogers has entirely recov.
cred from her recent severe illness.
Miss Mite Ross is visiting in St.
Louis. She went down Thursday night
Married, recently, by G. Will Houts,
ESQ.,, Mr.. j. ID. Tucker and Miss Julia
Stul;z
Miss Belle Rogers is so far recovered
as to resume ner duties as a teacher in the
Normal.
The Portland daily press., 1883-09-17
Portland and Worcester Line.
PORTLAND K ROCHESTER, r. r
Arrangement of Trains.

On and after Monday, June As,
s..asssssszf SS3, Passenger Trains will leave
- II orliand at 1880 M, and
p. m, arriving at Worcester
at 2.15 p. m. and 7.3O p. m. Returning leave
Union Depot, Worcester at 800 a. m. and Ills q.
M, arriving at Portland st l.25 p. and $40 p.
Eor Oiinton, Aver Sunc., Fitchburg,
Nashua, Lowell, Wiudham, and Ep-
ping at 1850 n. ma. and LOS p.
For Manchester, Concord and points North, 1T
LOS -. IN.
For Rochester, sprfngvAIe, Alfred, Wat
crber0 and Baco xiver.z.30 a. M, Los
p. En., and (mixed) at $50 p. m. Returning
leave Rochester at (mixeG) 6.46 a. M, lib
a. ~, and 1886 p M; arriving at Portland
(mixedl $40 a. M, LBS p. m. and $40 p. m.
Mills, Westbrsok and Woedford's.
also "A. rzs, s.O5, $40 and (mixed)
The 1.O5 p. m. I'll ain from Portland connects at
Aye Junc. with Hoosac Tunnel Route for
newest, and at Union Depot, Worcester, for
New v Ork via Norwich Line, and ali rail,
visspringAeId, also with N. ". Gk N. e. R.
Il .("Steamer Maryland Route'o for PhiiadeI-
phia, Baltimore, Washington, and the
South and with Bcsson 81 Albany r. n. for
the West. Parlor Cars on train leaving aPortland
at 90 p. m. and train leaving Worcester at 500
a.
Close connections made at WestbFook juno
sion with through trains Of Me- Central r. B.. and
Mt GrandTrunk Transfer, Portland, with through
trains of Grand Trunk r. &,
Through tickets to all points South and West, at
Depot offices and at Rollins Adams No. "a Ex-
change Street.
Does not stop at woodford's.
u. W. PETERS, .supt.