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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14

THE steamships of this Company are APP
Il pointed to sail from Baltimore for Savan-
nah EVERY FIVE DAYS at P. NJ, and from
Savannah for Baltimore as follows:
WIN. LAWRENCE, Captain t. A. HOOPER,
SATURDAY, August IS, at NJ
WIN. CRANE, Captain j. c. TAYLOR.
THURSDAY, August %. at lOA.M.
VIM. LAWRENCE, Captain t. A. HOOPER,
TUESDAY, August %, at 3 P. NJ.
VIM. CRANE, Captain j. c. TAYLOR,
MONDAY, September 3, at A. M.
-, Through bills lading given to all points
west, all the manufacturing towns in New
England, and to Liverpool and Bremen
Through passenger tickets issued to Pittsburg,
Cincinnati, Chicago, and all points West and
Northwest.
JAS. B. WEST & CO., Agents,
ia Bay street.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14
SAILED YESTERDAY.
DEPARTED YESTERDAY
MEMORANDA.

Steamer David Clark, Hallowes, Darien,
Brunswick and intermediate landings-Woo d-
bridge II Hartman.
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AaiIrnaOa.
Central & Southwestern r Pc
Rad DOWN.

SAVANNAH. GA, August 4. 1883.
nN and after SUNDAY, August 5, 1883 pas
" senger trains on the Central and South
western Railroads and branches viii run as
u ...-...
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14
7I-r.-rne market continues sJeady ana I'm

NAVAL sTOREs.-ROsins opened and closed
firm. with sales of 1851 barrels. We quote:
a.. Isl b. * 81 -, NJ - Is, y - 80, window
-'s-s S. l2s water white 50 -. Turpenune
,-.naI steady 40 3sl Sc. for regulars, and closed
.g.ef at g, BE-. for regular. The sales were
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14

RECEIPTS.

Bark Ethel, Thompson. from Brunswick for
Paysandu, June %, on the equator.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14

Passengers by 4:l5 p m train connect at
Charleston junction with trains to all points
North and East via Richmond and all rail
line, or Weldon and Bay Line; by Gas m
train to all points North via Richmond.
For Au9Nsta, Beaufort and Port Royal.
Leave Savannah. 49,. 6:45 a m and AIS m
Arrive Yemassee. ..... 900 a m and $40 m
Arrive Beaufort. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 7:45 D m
Arrive Port Royal. ........-......... 500 p m
Leave Port Royal Observation-Disclosures. sos m
Leave Beaufort ............. 5:I7am
Arrive Savannah ..... 9:20 D m and 9:O7 q m
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N e w 20 r. -
RaiIrnane.
Charleston & Savannah Ry. Co.

SAVANNAH, GA, July q, 1888.
COMMENCING SUNDAY, July 22d, at
~ 4:30 m, and until further zee, trains
will arrive and depart as follows:
4 q
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14

List of Vessels Up, Cleared and Sailed
for this Port.
SHIPS.
Success, Hichborn, Liverpool, sid Aug /,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-08-14
Merchants and Miners Transports.
tatiOn Company.
FOR BALTIMORE.

CABIN PASSAGE sic On
SECOND CABIN - "a
ACOhSlON ......... OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 25 90
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01
DR.. J.C.Aysr & Co., Lowell, Mass.
sold by all Drugssu.
now WATCHES ARE MADE

II will be apparent to any one, who Will
examine q SOLID GOLD WATCH, that aside
from the necessary thickness for engrav-
ing and polishing, a large portion OF the
precious metal used. Is needed only 70
stiffen aud hold the engraved portions IN
place, and supply the necessary solidity
aud strength. The surplus gold is actual.
y needlss SO far as UTILITY and beauty are
concerned. In JAMES BOSS PATENT
GOLD WATCH CASES, this WASTE Of
precious metal is overcome, and the sAMA
soI.rprTY AND STRENGTH produced at from
one. third to one half OF the usual cost OF
solid cases. This process is OF the most
simple nature, as follows plate Of nickle
composition metal. especially adapted "a
the purpose, has two plates OF SOLID 0nI.D
soldered one on each aide. The three ass
then passed between polished steel rollers.
ADJ the result is strir nfheavv plated
com position, from which the cases, backs.
centres. bezels, &c, are cut and shaped by
suitable dies and formers. The gold in
these are sufficiently thick TO admit OF oil
kinds Of chasing, engraving and enamel.
| ing; the engraved cases have been carried
until worn perfectly smooth by time aud
use without removing the gold.
THIS Is THE ONLY CASE MADE
WITH TWO PLATES OF SOLID GOLD
AND WARRANTED BY SPECIAL GER
TIFICATE.
For sale by all Jewellers. Ask for Illns
trated Catalogue, and to see warrant
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01
The FIorids EvsrgiaAss.

Tho evarglades Of florids comprising
1000. 900 acres or moro Of dsnssly timbsiei
swamps, 10 said to bs the only absolutely
unknown region 10 the United States
Government explorers have never been
able TO penetrate the isolated territory,
and even land grabbers have faild TO enter
II, There 10 constantly arising from ahe
center Of this tract vast column Of smoke
which can be seen from the - and nom
Inhabited parts OF the stAts. bat whether y
is live volcano is purely matter Of spec.
ulation Some years since the New York
Herald sent an expedition into the
swamp, but it was driven back by the
mosquitoes and malaria. The Now Or
leans Times Demoeat iu the attempt. have
organized canoe expedition, comprising
six canoes, manned BY four prominent OK
naval and army officers and eight negroes,
who propose to spend several weeks 10 ex
plorations and surveys Of this mysssriou'
land. II Tiger Tail, who h supposed by
the New Dreams lpsper TO control 600 o.
800 Seminoles (who in iact hasn't > hun
dred miserable subjects) and 10 be verJ
jealous Of any intrusion upon his hidden
retreat, should take it into his head to op
pose the expedition Of the snterprisina
Journal, the "dosen men composing It MAJ
find that they have their hands full.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

a Nsv York ssoeibrok Who y. On ~.
say 70 BnfYalp, las, week. observed lha,
eas oi HE fellow passengers ss closely
~ssrdins him. and after TINS The naa
came over and asked
Didnt see you in Chicago IL 1892
The broker was not in Chicago tha, year
but thinhing 10 humot tho stranger, he
snswsred In the Affirmative
Don't you remember banding poor
devil q silver half dollar cnc uishl N iron,
ofihs Tremonts
We'll Tan the chap. lws harl ap ou,
oi work. nud aioni ready 10 eamnit sui
eide. That money made q aes m,tnt zoe
BY one lssky sh'l, aud a9o,her sgulf
worth $4,000. il8a
Ali glad to hear H. ~~
And nov ! want You 10 take ss I, p'ars
Of that Any cents, 1 cant feel ea'y natil
the debt ID paid.
The broker protested and objected. but
nsaily. iast 10 humor she man, he took
bic te0 bin and gave him back si5 The
strasger soon withdrew. aud everything
might have ended then any there u the
i,soher, on reaching Buffalo, hadn't ascer'
isinad that the .'twenty' was ccunter.
lest, and that he WIS 6ftcen dollars out Of
pocket
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

Now that the Two cent postage Law has
gone into effect, tho following provisions
OF the first law Of Congress on lhs subject
viii be read with interest:
February 20, 1872, was the date ol shs
6rst act fixing rates Of postage on domes-
tic letters, and established the following
rates, 10 take effect June /. 1872:
Ac. February 20. 1892. section 2. by
land. For every single letter not exceeding
thirty miles. six cents.
For every single letter ovsr thirty miles
and no. exceeding siIty miles. eish
scnts 8 tgasas 7,
For every single letter over sixty miles
and no, exceeding one hundred miles.
ten cents.
For every sinlge letter over 100 mile
AID not exceeding $50 miles. u ~
cents
For eyey single letter over $50 mile
add not exceeding 200 miles. fifteen
ceepts
For every single letter over 200 mile
and not exceeding $50 miller. ssss'
teen cents
For every single letter over 20 nils
and not exceeding $50 miles, tveni
| cents. ~
For ep-rv single letter $50 miles sn'
NOT exceeding 40 miles t~euis 4.
cents. ~ iss
For every .irgI. letter OYER 40 NIL
txcnty-fiye cents
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

The opportunities for stealing dinner
al one Of the big New York hotels are NOS
promising, The arrangements have osen
so thoroughly perfected that II vsuid -
pleasan.er for man to suffer the panss Of
iucipient s,arvatlon than risk the mental
wear ana tear aud physical harm incident
10 the theft. :,
70. some years hotel beats hoarishsd
in New York. They ioungsd about the
corridors Of their favorite hcstslriss. oitsn
had their letters addressed 70 the ofiiss'
and were 20 much on hand thas the en-
ployss Of the house supposed they we're
regular patrons. Then the hotels began .
regular crusade against them, ana they
have been relegated TO the FREQ lunch
counters Of the more prosperous saloons.
The same system is now in vogue - oil
Of tho city hotels. The head waiter ~ the
sentry Of the dining room. Five minasss
before the dinner hour list Of the guests
OF the hotel is sent upstairs by The clerk.
On the list is the number Of every room IN
the house with the name Of the occupant
NJ spyj opposite. The head waiter stands
al the door, aud when guest comes in he
i. ouietlv asked the number OF his room
He gives it, and the wsiter instantly sends
him to a table, The man, il hs thinks o.
it .. all, supposes that the number OF IN
room has something to do with his seat .
the table and passes on. The anatanf MI
back is turned the head waiter consuhI
b,s list. and il the room Of the uumbe'
given is vacant, or il it is occupied bl
some one known to the waiter, he goes
once to the man, and while deftly rear
ranging the napkin or placing the knive
and forks in neat rows. asks him seduc
lively his name II the name fails to clea
away the doubt the clerk is sent for b
may recognize the man. II he does not q
investigation is made at once, aud II tn
man is proved 4 fraud he 10 taken out an
banded over TO the police.
, The head walters Of the hotels sr
? usually men Of great discriminaIlor
!. and accurate judges Of character. The
y seldom make mistakes, but when the
? do slip up their errors are clothed in sue
suavity and gentleness that even the PR
fessional beats cannot get angry VII
them.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

There are q grea. many people In their
religion that reminded msoi "Uncle Ph'l.
a p,eus old darkey OF the old times IN
Texas Well. Phil was Aforvsnt Christian,
with great gilt Of prayer He attended
all the Saturday night prayer nsstings on
the neighboring plautstionA and could
pray louder and longer than any Of the
brcthen. But Phil had .one weAknsss---
he dearly loved money, ard. different IRON
the negro generally. he loved 70 board y,
Near by US lived man Who, not troubled
about any soruplss, would pay Phil > dol
lar 70 work on bis Aslds on SundsyA One
sunday night. - Phil came home aftsr
dark, accosted him vith; jstffiA.i
.Whers have you been, Philr
'oh. jus. kpookias about, massA" "a
"You have been working for Miller"
"well. you see. massa, tina old fellow y
in needs, and he just showed mes silver
dollar and Jest could not stand H..
saint you afraid tho devil will get you
for breaking the ssbtnthp"'is'a@a FaiH
Phil scratched his head . minute sad
said: Aa'''Hs 'st# @'s'ApP ''aV"
II guess the Lord'll 'scussms, rnasss' 4
mo. He says, Remember the seb
bath day and keep II holy. '"aisa'as' q
Phil went of looking pretty sober. ant
IL was not long before ! heard his voice y
fsrvsnt prayer back Of the barn, and 30
thought would slip down near enough '
hear. r - '" f.'N.
/ "Oh, Lordr ] heard him say. ~ has
dis day ripped and feared, cussed AMI
sweared at them confounded oxen Of Mil
lers, and jest broke the Sabbath day
. lob, Lord, please forgive, for you kno'
Ia nothing but . miserable heathsn any
hos. If you'll jest forgive me, this tim
III never do IL again as long A. l live
, 'cepting he gives me o.. ~ a day" s3s
At this point I was obliged to beet
: rasty retreat q But am thinking Tbs
> poor Uncle Phil isn't the only ~, 10 chn'
tiau in the world.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

A little Norwslk boy got . silver IN his
foot, and q motion to poultice the wound.
msds by his mother and seconded by his
andmother, was carried In spite Of bis
objections. He kicked aud scresmed,
and protested that he would not submit
to any suci indignity. but the majority
against him was two to one. and the poul'
tice was made ready. II Was arranged
that the grandmother should apply the
poultice while the patients mother stood
| over him with stick with authority and
instructions TO apply that also fhs male
the least slow OF resistance.
When all Vas ready tho youngstsr ~
placed on the bed and operations besap
As the lot poultice touched the boys foot
he opened his mouth 10 ssy sotnsshiog
but his mother. with Astick. Awsd him Y
silence. Again the boy strove 70 mAk'
himssl heard. and again the upvsisst
stick warned him to keep quiet In fs'
short minutes the poultice wss firmly u
place and the boy vas tucked up 10 bst
there 10 remain until the medicine be-
done its work. Az the urciiin's tormento'
moved away. a shrill small voice cam
from nader the bcl-clothes. 'NR~
you've dot il on the wrong foot"
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

And 80 he had. AbAsbed and tsrS'aed'
II the discovery Of his unsucssssful ssin-
d.s, and in hopes OF prcpitiasins the cosr''
he .. once gave bis check for The amount
due Mr.. Campbell, and paid tho coats
In view Of bis confession, he vAs lot on
With Two years imprisonment. and don't
snppose he will ever dsbble in invisible
ink again.
The, nv first case, attracted considera
blr notice. aud have never since bad tC
lounge in my office aud yearn Tor clients
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

With all the rash for divorce, though
some persons are shockingly addicted 70
marriages. don't remember hearing 10 o
more married man outside ol Utah, than .
weather. beaten old fellow, who appeared in
one of the lower courts, the other day, as
witness. He had been tar OF some
sort, and he called himself captain. AS ne
vss hard Of heasiSg the lawyers had some
trouble with him. When he answered
few questions, q lawyer asked;
"How old are you, captain?"
"Hevl What 'idyessay?' 5 ae
How old aro ysu?--with shout.
"Ohl Jesse. I'm goin' on eighty"
"Are you msrrled9" f8 Fa5
"Heyp"
II want to know il you are married,
"Oh! Jesse. No, aiu't married now
Have you ever been marriedy
"Been married? Yes, some. aga4
"Mors Than once3" ~
"Hey' I'm Ounce Look var mo-"
Avyer--" na
mo. 1 asked il you we're married NOR
thsn once"
.Ohi Jesse, Yes, more'n once" .
"Well how often?" 44
"Hey! How ofan?"
Eyes. come speak mp
pWanter known how often, hayF We'll
dou't mind tellin Wanter know ho'
often? Jesse. Well, lawyer, I've peo
married no less than nine times,
The old man did not seem to tnin'
there was any shiog odd about his answer
but it set the lawyers laughing and ~
audience. and even he Judge himself IN
dulged il smile. The lawyer put snosne
a uestion apparsntly for fun;
"Do you mean TO marry agaiu?"
.Hsy9 What i'd sessayf"
"Msan to marry again?"
.Oh; Jesso, Well, dunno"
|
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

For every double let.sr dosti the said
rates. ~.
For Every triple letter triple shs saad
rsrets
Fer every packe, weighing ono ounce
to pay at the rate Of four single letters Tor
each ounce, aud lha. proportion for any
greater weight
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01
AYERS PILLS.

A Asrpe ,sat,orsssa u ihs ssp<ssw vhics
ssa.< haasaa sn-.aing result fFom asfange-
n,ma. a shs sinfleh. eg~eis. and Liver.
Asrns cAraAnxIs PII1s 2si aisectiy Hica
si.aas crrans, Aa,d srs ssgesss4iy Designed 70
eu,s ~ disnAses ckos<.i W taeif dcrAssc.
sasss. ia.ciaalns tssssspssses. Isaisss-
neH.sDy spspsis. Hrsdschs, D,sssssr,,
.oa 4 l,t.s a e4lsaf allnrnts. fa AL a
vh,eh ihef arr fAfs, safe, Tonri, sha
4. a 4, axa7f. ne ~ssrv~frs as. - ths@<
rali.s ~ ssaiscns Ihysseians Ia fesa'Ai rrae-
saas, sas,sr s2saissALaaAs ths sssiiastsca 70
saich sheg ale heia W tie 'sasAeAi troiss-
sssa. ~ ~ VIA et
Tis.ss Piia.s are conpoapded n vegetable
ssi~taiaers si.ly. and ue absolutely free from
oAloshel ar All oahef ihlarioas lngredient'
A ssfrsrer from Headache writssi
aAeER's PiG1s are Invaluable 70 me, and
sss ~ CONSTANT rBtnpsnion, ] hsvr be<n
severe snferer from Hesdsche, and your
pILi- are ihe ouiy ihins could tcoa 20
e. sssi IA s fsss s ~ h..a -. s,s. sa .a ls.y
are iha naost effective and the easiest physao
have ever found. hsA pleasure - .'e y
speas IN thssr psis<. - l AisAys Do -
NJ Il. psar, ~ v T. pss~ 4 nro..'
YranlIla 81, Rieirp1d. Va. Jane >. ftss.
~ have used AyEas Pri.Is In number.
less Instances ~ recommended ny you, snn
isss neyer known them 70 fntl - Aocafptiss
tss desired result, We oonstsat9 kesp thsas
on haad AZ our home, and prist them -
plsasAnt, safe. and relisbl. family medicine
ioR DYSPEPSIA they are invaluable.
J.T HAyEs."
NerIA, Texas. June u, fssx.
ThahEs rgAsr,s u. HAIIowf, vnur1
from Aiasag, Ga. sAys. For some yeAn
pss, have been subject 10 eonstlI~'ion'
fron which, in spite ~ the use of medi-
oines of VARIOUS klnis. suffered increasing
inronssnicBc., until sopse nonihs aGo !
began taking AYrs's PiLs. They hase
entirely corrected the co~tiye habit, and
have vastly improved my geisofAl health.
AYERS csrHAEric PILLS correct irregu-
lMl.ses u tho iuwels. s,i,aalzss The Apo
tIie and digestion. and by their prompt and
thorough setion giys tone AMI slgor ~ no
Whole physical ECONOMY.
PREPARED nv
Dr.. r.J.C.Aysr& 4 Co., Lowell, Mass.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

II tell you. pard. said old Jimmy Can
non, q guide. "the West has lost its ro'
nance. OuIy little while ago. II seems
10 me, where opce there was nothing but
vhoop Of tbs Indians and the song Of the
sis.shoctrr. nos there are railroads and
chusches and commercial men Apl bish
sshools and three cari'monte mon aud
isctursss sad daily papers aud every little
sLi,e 4 uatnrsl death, Why. s'thin two
YoatLs. Il the papers Tell the truth, sev'
srsl men have died ~ wycm,pgof d''1
,-... Itsll ysu. 4 iopted although Us
"a tiuers would have " move away,
Ybeo pe have 10 wait fof lingering dis-
es.e 10 .DniY us out. rs tins 70 hight out
~ the frontier" ta
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

II expect yoar hlstsnd VII colo sogsy
dnf,ug the fair" ssid a nsigbbor 70 Mrs
5eLsalpbnrg
Il hope so" vss TIE reply, ''buti yosh
not sureY et
.,wby. u,sre vii b- liensnids = p'9
Nv. IL AualiD. ssd ~ go hflp - i"a
sgcst many e. ~,
Ftr. tiu~ ~. bai ~. 'frai J, As%'
p,i. oes ~ tis tonssi 'psiis aeiy hfrt
a,sso~ i,sa srss.sssr i'e sa- sfiStei inii
e,~ - biz bose.i sisll- as'n e''' y y"
10 Kos 90 niogies
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

"Are you sure that this Is a gentle
horse?' asked man Of colorei gentle
man, from whom be wished to purchase
buggy horse
"Gentlest boss In dis town. Achile kin
dribe him. My wife Is mighty skeery
oman, but she amt afeerd ob dis boss
"Sorry 10 hear IL. = said the white man.
"a gentleman who is running against me
for Office gave me money to buy a'l'orse fpr
him. / don't want you 10 say anything
about it, but want to get horse that VIII
run away with him and kill bin,
..Den die Is de hos. sab Tore -press
wsgip Ill ter pieces day nf,re Yesterday
an killed . cullnd gegleman Jes' sn't
yer, sab, fur hs viii k,ll the opfortunAle
white man less on week.
"You tri1iing liar, ! wanted horse 'or
my wife and merely tested your honesty.
1 don't want him.
..Whos . triiiia' liar2'
'.You are.
Il Amt 90 worse len yersef boss; kase
yersef tole lie jes' ter see ef Ia tell one.
White mans got ter git onlen de yea
4 mighty soon in de mawin' ter beat ins lel'
lin oh lie, lemme tell yer"
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

The more closely woman can get her
bust to approximate. TO the shape OF
pcgAop the pfonder aud happier she
usually is WHY the pog.top has attained
10 thos high distinction Of serving a. .
model for woman is one Of the many pun.
xlss connected with dre~. The Greeks
who certainly knew something about the
human form = assigned to their ideal waist
Dimensions quite intolsrable tosn English
woman of to-day Moreover they made
il oval, whereas tho modern waist is round.
1t is . physiological fact that there is
about an oval waist delightful supple
ness and elasticity, while the round waist,
so common at the present day, is hard,
rigid and upsympethetic. The fact is
that some women are blessed with waists
naturally small, and oval as every waist
naturally is, while other women less favor
cd by nature, aro determine to ontlo tho
smallness, at no matter what cost. But
no discriminating critics can even fail 70
perceiye the. difference hetwecp natural
and artificial -4o sitnesx Perhaps II this
were better understood. women would
cease 10 ruin their health and weaken tho
II usc,s VI their back by going ont in
. tight fitting curass, even at the ''sk of
appearing to depart conspeion-ly from
vomen's dress. They wou,l ther iind that
some other problems, such ns distribution
Of weight, would sett,s themselves With
out much difficulty. -Londoa Times,
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01


About GO miles from Green Bay, on .
highway bIazed tbroush the woods, and
no house within six miles Of tho spot, .
Boston pine land man met family ia .
one. horse wagon with ragged cover, and
drawn BY horse 50 this tbss the grinding
OF his ribs could be plsinly hoard. #
.strsngeri'' called The em,grsst. "s's
there any Lightning rod men 10 th's see
tisu?'
"Guess not.
"Asy Insurance sgeatsY ssx
F.So. "ss 3 All i8tssf sNsfH
.Aoy sewing machine isllersr'
..Hasn't seen any, sai
.Any fashionable reform. marrisss -
socistions.i divorce ecu,is, poIiiif', hons
races. lawyers or doctons' s4 4
II think not THIS - . neS tosn.lap
snd don't think IL has . eas ssiisr ~
.sThsn, whos. Lycurgss. ca'lei ~
man as h. drss rein 'Iiia \ ;Ar " y
lin. looking ks. UbL,4l tiis ri,slyfgp
sally, sd III s~i oat the bed sli ~
STOW. aud ga ready ~ ssust y tbss ="
nett door 10 psrsd,s< IT. sbous ~ high :
our family sill eves g.t sdl fg.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

T..
He Fonoor THE SrrPr NECK - day or
two ago, as the passengers were leaving
one Of the ferryboats, a gentleman who
stood beside customs officer remarked
When see poor fellow like that AN
consoled for not being rich.
Who?
Why that man with hump on his back.
| / had rather be poor oil my days than be
deformed and have millions Of money.
can cure him in about five minutes;
come and see, replied the officer. as he
walked towards the unfortunate and invit-
cd him to pass up stairs. There was
kick, but he had to go. and three or four
minutes time sufiiced to remove his do.
formity, which consisted Of twenty two
yards OF flannel and six pairs OF socks.
Pnrty smsrtl growled the snugglar as
he wss allowed TO 60. slo ~
Not 80 very, was the rcplyi man who
carries hump on his back should carry
a stiff neck. You didn't.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1883-06-28

A terrible boiler explosion occur
rcd in Greenville county 1ast Week.
A small engine which was nsod in
runhing a thrasher exploded white
under a pressure Of I40 pounds oil
steam, and tho engineer, a coIored
man, was trying to crowd on SO
pounds moro. A competont machine.
lat had declared IL safe with only
80 pounds Of s'oam. The engineer
was killed., and several others seri.
fatally.
WHAT WITH BE To>MoRRow-
My Triond You novor ask this oues-
tion whom enting n hearty supper at
night. But l will answer il for Won
A gonuino case of cramp colo and
other stomachic disorders which can
only bo "lleviatod With Norman's
Neutr"lizing Cordial. Sold overy-
whcro.
The now postal law makes tho
taking OF q newspaper and the re-.
tusa1 TO pay for samo theft, and any
person guilty of snoh an action is
liable to criminal proceedings, tho
same as if no had stolen goods to
tho amotnt of subscription.