Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-09-13
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ART AMATECB-NO, the Column Ven
dome is not made Of marble. 1t is plaster
Of Paris HusicUt Heraid.
ATHENIAN criticism: Emma Delaro
in -EIiza" made one Of the hits e the
piece, though she Oyerreached just triile
at times. - Boston Budget.
u EXAMINED a mans financial stand
ing to-day" said Zenas, land was greatly
disappointed in his credit" "Ah. Who
was 'itf'' Myself Boston sur.
Il HAVE cut my hair and have written
"A play, and still | fail to please. But
genius cannot be crushed. / shall 20 in
training for "A smuggling match and open a
bar. oscar Wtide.
AN Irish lad once read in our hearing
Luke ". 81. '.They that are whole need
not a physickin," which was doubtless
true enough, but not the exact rendering
Of the text.-CbristiQH AdcOcdte.
UNCLE REMUs on courtshlp: "Man
want gal, he des got ter grab 'er-dat's
wat. Dey may squat en- dey may fiutter,
but flutter'n en- squallin' amt done no
damage yit es | knows un, en- faint gwine
ter"
A TOLEDO GIRL has Just discovered
that her fellow invited another girl to 20
20 the circus, and was SO mad that she
cried all day, and will put "To Rent" in
the window Of her house when he comes
around to lie out Of it.-IOled0 american.
THEhigh school girl says the express
sion got the bulge" will soon be super
seeded by obtained the cOnyexity." And
50 we hasten to remark that maidstone
stories have obtained the conyeXity'
over other summer fables.-CU city DIR
rick,
4 TRAMP reached into the pantry Win
,Irtr & of at
night and tried to steal pound Of butter,
but it was 50 strong it drew him in and
whstled for the dog. The tramp vows he
will never tackle any more country but
ter harrington FREE Press.
THE Boston Post takes the opportunity
10 notify London, which justly considers
Mary Anderson beauty, that she isn't a
circumstance to some Of the girls reared
i'm Boston. Miss Mary is doubtless glad
that she isn't "a circumstance" for if
she were that might alter the case.-Nec
York Commercial AdcertiSer.
"No. GEORGE, / can never return your
love. / never dreamed you loved me So
YOU should have spoken Of it before: but
cannot return your love-" NO" mOaned
the broken-hearted lover, as he grasped
his hat, 'nOr the oysters and ice cream
neither" and George went out into the
wet.-ROcheSter Post Express.
A REMARKABLE RING has been built
tor the King Of Siam. The central stone
is one and half inches in diameter, and
is enoircled by a ruby, an emerald, sap
phire. and five other stones. If Mr.. Siam
wears that ring when he visits this cOun-
try he will be mistaken for the advance
agent Of a snake shOw.-NOrrtStOtgn Her.
dld.
A PERPETUAL CLOCK has been in opera
ton in Brussels for eight months. There
are good many 'perpetuaP' things that
will last just about that long. But the
great demand among the young people Of
this age is not a clock that will run for
ever. but clock that will meyer get past
10 on a Sunday night burlington Hdtrk-
eye.
SLY THE PUBLIC only knew how much
work | put on my articles and how hard
it is to write Them" said political edi-
tor. II think they would read them with
more consideration" eyes" replied a
bystander, ''and if you knew how hard it
was for the public to read your articles,
blamed if you would write them, "-Arkda-
Sd,r IrdUeter
AN EXCHANGE says that young China
man in New York spends several hours a
day over his English grammar. Some one
should speak to the young Chinaman upon
the IOilN Oh SUCH ldDDIs IL uc MAS cIS tuG
English language according to grammar
it will then take him some time after that
to learn to talk so that half his English
speaking customers can understand him.
grammar is Of no account in laundry
in this country. -HUtCdUkee Sun.
A MAssACHUSETTs book agent, who
was wearing a small circular piece of
court plaster on his face, removed it while
shaving a few mornings since, and re-
placed it when his toilet was complete.
Contrary to his usual experience, as he
went about his business during the rest
of the day he was everywhere received
with smiles, which grew broader and
broader, until at last somebody laughed
in his face. Led by this to look in the
glass, he was somewhat taken aback to
discover that, instead Of the court plaster,
he had affixed to his face a little round
printed label, which had fallen from the
back of anew mantel clock purchased the
dav before, and which bore the appropri-
ate inscription, ''Warranted solid BRASS"
- E'cchQHge.