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The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19
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CLOSING Out Sale!

Having failed to renew the lease
of my present store or to secure
any other room. 1 win, after this
date, close out my stock of Cloths,
Clothing, Hats, Caps and Gentle
mems Furnishing Goods at less
than actual cost of the unmanu-
factured material.
The goods must and will be sold
between this and July 5th, and If
the people of Wellington, town
and country, want such benefit
as buying goods at wholesale and
less, they have only to call at my
store and purchase at lower prices
than was ever known.
This is not bankrupt sale, but
the prices are as low. Cloths will
be made up to order ON the same
terms by one of the best tailors in
the country. Call and be con-
vinced.
L. BOWMAN.
Wellington, April 25. 1883.
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The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19

Every description OF job Printing
executed neatly and promptly at the
ENTxRPRIsK Office.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19
BEE LINE
Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati and
Indianapolis Railway.
TEE GREAT CENTRAL TRUNK ROUTE
BETWEEN THE
EAST AND WEST

Through cars with connections in
Union Depots. Only direct line via
Cleveland,
Buffalo and
Niagara Falls
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19

The English Parliament tefuses to
make vaccination compulsory.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19
WHEELING ! LAKE ERIE RAILROAD
Cleveland & Marietta r. r.

From and after June II, 1888, until fur
ther notice, trains on this road will pass
Wellington as follows:
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19

Poor Mrs. jenkins can't be merry,
For her mouth shows bad Teeth and Breath:
But let her use the great ssTEABERRr,"
Andthere1 II be danger oflaughing herself to death
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19

Zopesa was introduced in America
two years ago. Large quantities have
been used for Dyspepsia, and as pam
acea for the Liver, and the manufac-
turers have yet to hear of single
case of Dyspepsia or Biliousness when
Zopesa was used as directed, in which
1t was not more than satisfactory.
Many write that 1t is wonderful
remedy. We can show where as high
as 40 pounds were gained by its use
in breaking up chronic Biliousness
and Dyspepsia Its friends increase
very fast, aud all who use as directed
are surprised and gratified. Ask j.
w. Houghton.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19
ANTlDoTE TO MALARIA

HE FEELS LIKE A NEW MAN.
81 have had Dyspepsia, with Constipa-
ton, two years, and have tried ten different
kinds of pills, and TUTT,S are the first
that have done me any good. They have
cleaned me out nicely. My appetite is
splendid, food digests readily, and now
have natural passages. feel like a new
man" w. b. EDWARDS, Palmyra, o.
S;oli everywhere, 900. Office. "A Murrayst. ny.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-19
TUT I 3
PILL S

Asf0 tSt - AfA ENaSAs
From these sources arise Lhlee-fourths Of
the diseases of the human race. These
symptoms indicate their existence Loss of
APPente, BoWels costive, Sick Head
ache, fullness after eating aversion 20
exertion OF body or mind, Eructation
Of food, lrritability OF temper, Low
spirits, A feeling of having neglected
some duty, Dizziness, Flute ering at the
Heart, Dots before the eyes, highly COLI
ored Urine, CONSTIPATION and de-
mand the use of a remedy that acts directly
PILLS have no equal Their action on the
kidneys and Skin is also prompt; removing
all impurities through these three ss scav-
engers OF the systenn,'' producing appe-
t1te, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear
skin and vigorous body. TUFTS PILLS
cause no nausea or gripping nor interfere
with daily work and are a r,erfact
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04
" 4 NrD RoyNEr STOrPEo ~
1rIIINCME on NHEELS.

Col. Fizzletop tool, his wife out .cr =
drive. He was driving very high
rpiritcl horse. when it occurred to Mrs.
F.szletop that she would Ike 10 drive
that kind Of IN animal. She remarked
"I have often heard YOU say, Colonel
that woman did not know how TO drive
Now want to show you how badly mis-
taken you are. Give me the reins."
"Not with this buggy" replied Fis-
zlctor, trembling all over. 81 know
you can drive splcndidly, hut wait until
tomorrow, and I'll borrow an old
secondhand buggy from a friend for
you to practice with. 1 saw where =
woman in Galveston smashed up new
buggy, so that 1t cost SiO TO repair it SO
that il could be used for kindliuS wood.
Let us keep this buggy to 80 to our
funerals in."
$50 you think / can't drive this
horsc?"
"I know you can drive well enough.
hut before going down the avenue let's
drive back and kiss tho children and
your mother good by, srd then SO over
TO the marble yard ana pick out tomb
stone. and then down TO the undertaken
and get measured, and III IL"
"Out to tie lunatic asylum and leave
you there for awhile. You are talking
like you didn't have good sense"
"All right. just take the reins and
give the people chance TO fresco the
wheels with their brains"
"You are in no danger OF losing any
brains. Get up |" said Mrs. Fizzletop.
As she took the lines.
How polite the people are to get
out Of the way" she remarked, Us til
near wheels scraped the bosom OF ay
ing drummer's pants, the end Of one Il
In, shafts knocked .he hrt Oh the head
Of q prominent banker, while nte-
insurance. agent was acting rs brsko
For The ofEwheei. without his intending
IL nj all.
Just at this moment, when Fizzletop
had given up all hopes, just Us the bug.
gy was about to telescope street CO
full Of passengers, iust us the drivers @
other teams were whipping up theh
teams to escape from the F.zzletop ava
lanchc OH wheels. Mrs. F.zzietop saw
new hat in store window. and. in spite
Of the frantic efforts Of the frenzied ami.
NAL, held him Us in wise until Fzzlo
top had purchased the hat, aad Tins Tbs
danger WINS averted. When lady naz
made up her mind to have n new bon.
net, two locomotives cannot pull hss
past tie store window.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04

consumption. To Guard ayninst this sure
THl Itnl DESTROYER use INC Only nh'.uo'e'
to,,ssyas'I omnouGd Honey OF Tar.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04
a WokiAh's REMEDY.

A. certain age. sni period, of-cfaan's life, tisn
tones certain troghie' sches pain. snd sut.riugs.
These complaints aud isrities jeopardire the
gilrs life II siltssn, ard follow on and haunt the
married woman rn'il riisr the turn 81 lls."
Sorle have hsaischys. swimming OF the fetf,
rental s1d nsr,cIs lT"-iraiien. blahehed chttks.
tloOtIe-. hps, lifslr.s eyes, eioudsd train; whils
othsr. >ursr with psiiul irregularities. uterine dis.
pareu..n,s and ulcers. hystrrcsi trasrns physical
.i,n, los o. appe.i ovarian d.-sss tiinry s6ec.
toa, etc, which an nrnietous eases tui IN eilsD'i3
rts, eoavaisicn., ib,an,tv and death. These are
generally tho Isgait Of inatent,Cn. All females
Know tue elias q CON plant. w siiufe 20. Nov
ls,ss all the - troubles can he aystisd Ell cufIa.
We k,,e r.oof Nou thOussrds.
o.. protasvcis's ELI iish fstf,'e Ptters viii cue
yci sound ADD well-~,ii ni,ke you heai,ay snt
h1pp,-,.ili iasks you feel IKE n new woman and
40 n sisEs. FOLD BY all Dru;l It's o, 3.yn seni
heclcal .GS.ssi, w. 70 tao oFfifsei.
y.Y. pHcgse)lE 4 Co.
g.c5. .siess. Louisville. ~
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04
,r xArusx srAcornrD MN.

To ses Judge W o. the bench.
~, 10 hear him deliver one of his clear,
,rrcisc AMI comprehensive charges to a
~. yuu would hardly believe that he
.,.lld ever have been the vapid and
froihy John W who siu,li-i law
with Appleton, and first settled in one
IL the largest and most thriving nj the
towns If Maine. One aneclote, in par
ticular. Of his younger days is worth r.
lating:
John w---hnd been retained-or hc
hal boon engaged. no retainer hal ever
iSen paid-on an important case in
Konncbcc county, and when he cam" to
the court hc found that the attorney in
whose hands tho case had been placed
Tor the prosecution had engaged nm old
lawyer of Cumberland. named Peabody,
60 act for him. IL ws civil suit
of land damages from the construc-
ton Of certain ,lam.-and Peabody WAS
considered learned in such matters.
But ,ur fcdgling held him lightly.
"Pooh !" John was heard Ia exclaim,
OH the morning Of the day OF the trial !:
- shall make quick work of the old
fudl I wonder what they hired HIN
for" etc., etc.
Well. tho CASE came on. Mr.. Pea.
body had stated it IL he reSnnled IL, anal
his statemen, had certainly been very
simple and concise. Though hc had
spoken but briefly. he had so clearly
presented every part and point that
those who had never visited the dam in
question could not fail to see il Gs il
was. and To- understand Just how the
w.lying, valuable meadow land above
had been overlooked.
john W as0,e w.lh fourish. He
had got his lesson perfectly. His gilt
,cring prelude had been carefully pro-
pared, and with it, wondrOus sentences
lie planned to so enrnp,urc the jury rs
20 mold the members 10 his will.
Eve are told. your Honor, and gen.
tlemcn Of the jury--wo are todd. by my
learned brother who has jus; spoken TO
YOU, If certain damage done to certain
land. Damage to land damage !"
aud ne lowered like n giant and swayed
his arms aloit Damage to land, does
my supcnnnuated my venerable,
brother sayp Gentlemen Of the jury,
take glance at the great Book Of Ma
mre. o. there You shall lind"
"Ahl-one moment, I II please" in
,erupted Peabody, starting to his feet,
and stretching forth his great, bony
hand, "give us the pase!"
For an instant the youthful Demos.
thcnes seemed puzzled-and for just
that single instant the audience was
puzzled with him, but the point ap.
scared presently, and-alas poor John
81 his speech was smashed In
ais agony OF chagrin he lost his clew.
and, to make long story short, lost his
raec.
BIT ne hal gained valuable lesson.
'Tha. appeal to an unpascd book was
among the first. as il was very near the
lat. of his unrlitiSlted follics.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04

Sfyanc .v-"I .l.. +. Yer Dig Ils.1, yol seen
10 n. Iiiis 'or' Wat All. YOUR
Mo Ueud-"Weli. yes; you see -ss crs
with The bows I,s right. ani got kinder mikrd.''
sfranger-"!i sPpeais % ho@ the Locks OF
your hsNgh
Bfy READ" 7, don't Zee, exse,iy Ike nv hs,':
'psais 90 y. an Ia .swciied up and as u L-i
Stranger al yoS val co. a bottle ~ F'ilc''s
SALINE sr-rsr', ons az tSo does will 'Eri nsal
ca vou' i.-. yo-r hisp,ls would iecognir-."
--io urnc III, o a"y 'hi"S'1 s-' ria Of sn
"a is.t AMI suffering"
IN. msTyelog, remedy sprcs thcs. terrible head
unlock. the lv, rsli1y,- c,nJtIailon ~ Ouc ard
rt,s- the bil. = rhlnc> 20 81. IL hfs become che
I-sruisr and standard tcrlsiN Icr Consttis'on, BILE
ifusu.s', sch hsrlsch". heartburn, aeii .tcnarh,
sud al DISEASES Isqc,Iins rsaI nies ahe pisAsans
rurss'ivr 90 rhyJc.
u never nsnjsa,Cs NOE er;r.', acts in enc OF two
hours, alt IL just - d"l, Ltfal aud :efIvshint
cTins, thu EVERYBODY lkeSn.
IL un-loIf. ard cool. the brain. cuirtsth nerves.
and - y s,as sra No. fSf the hescaeh. Of isfi.-.
N mi,isstrs the psngs 81 rheumatism, and g'ut.
rslt.vcs k,dhsy ttd URINARY Troubles, ant pain IN
ths baei. .of dy,rsrtts u act like ch,im, and
~, No equal in euIins eer't,pot,f Aas,t.
h~rchsni., CLERKS, uechsIie.. fsCtCTy hands, stu.
t-nis, teafesT, end ell p'r-ons who lead closely
e1nhned life - are subject 20 headache, dizziness
aGi ,oTtld tSSyls, n you sfo troubled With
eosi. tcagus font breath. loss Of apostle o. cvn.
,Tll slnegt.hnss, Ba,lrys saline hpv,!sn' will cure
you. II performs h.ilsr work than pills. 10 mot.
Pleasant snt islNtabe, and u rrur chtars- IN fast
hi,arsgulN tamil Iiedieine c.,--t within .t'-lf.
IL sIarkics rnd fo,ns Just hkr gtsss tt lods
waisr, and - Iast ~ pleasant. 50 cents AL AID
,,,Ty.whs.s. ~. pEovooott a CO.,
PTcIrs,crs, LouIsVi.ie. k..
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04

TmY hayo novel way Of treating
iunatics in Scotland. Instead Of conhn.
ing them in calls like prisoners, they put
them ir neat cottages with pat OF
ground to cultivate. All appearance OF
restraint il removed, though OF course
they are closely watched. Tho plan -
said 10 work admirably.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04
soLp ny sLl rnrae,srs EVERYWHERE

ESaLrsu FEMALE lirrTERs Is an iron
mud vegetable tonic. prepared specially
for tho euro OF ills that aillict female Sex.
4. II builds up and strengthens feeble, bro
ken down and worn out constitutions. No.
pairs damages inflicted BY years OF snffer
Ing, regulates the system, adds iron to
impoverished blood and makes perma.
neut curcs. II tones the stomach, I'M.
parts o kcen appetite, aids digestion, ro-
lieves sick headache. acts gently upon
the liver. cures swimming OF the head
aud palpitation Of tho heart.
For headache, constipation aud BIZ
iousuess, use Baiiey's Saline Ape'IefiI
slough on chille,"
Cures Z case, Tor 25 cts. In cash or stamps.
Mailed by iona Parham, Atlanta, ia.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04
Low to Cure ConsuInptioT.N

The great num-
l'crofdcathsirom
this DESTROYER Of
the human race.
nnd Its rapid in
crease. call with
trumpet voice for
tl'c genius ofsomo
one Ia devise
means FOR the de-
throneulentpf It's
power. The euro
has been discov-
cred and IN say
ing thousands.
GENTS has in
vented n detect
or; nature has
furnished the
remedy. Avail
Yourself OF IL bc-
fore !; l. too late.
\ slight cold. IL
neglected. oncn
term inafcs In
this sure
q
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-10-04
NEW DRUG STORE.

" everything fres! nnl 10, Nx to Fer c., tho
Fae building Haz,hurs, NJ a.
NJ JONES, Proprietor
We o,ennr MIL will o constantly receiving FIcs Drugs Pro
Chemicals. M-,cn.s ipts VIII aionoy. Pr.
merry, Tibet ils md thin " kept s class
st ao take pleasure in saying publ officers
requiring
FIRST CLASS PRINTING
Trst boys % Printing
tmnnl selection 81 and other and thai fhv III coninu
thi. accmu"loo h-m With or ok
hs Inc ,hsy may require and prizes elsewhere Tnr ws
DR. Jesse Y Jones
TO whom hi. o can fo,pJ
the store when Professionally engaged. 1911
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
Climbing the Spiral Stairs.
INVISIBLE ARcHrrcrcRr IN 4 NEW Eyol,yo

INVISIBLE ARCHITECTURE ~ 4 NEW ESQ, ago.
PAgsONAGT.
Yea. ." shs sail, "our children are rp,r,l.,...
gone, an M husband and ~ b. our vy.n,., az
mucn as W. I'D before the ltil- one, g..
wi len the circle. Lite is spn,ihf1y liz. $500.
staircase, sc ATE al 'he line e tui 10 ,-,,, p"
the spot We stsrbd ON, 0nl7 ono Ies-... f,,,b-L-
az the STARE" '''"f
That Is a pre- iy illgs ration ret,-s.,t 49,
frisni, musiuyiy, gang lot, The z, Win, ,',
which radia;ed pleasant heat fum d. M
Widowed Sieve. "GOu fnJw We cannot ~
toiling up the hill, thJugh' 'P
"sOrciy we cannot, and for MYSELF DOM f.t
fault with that necessity pr0yiici the A iyl.r.,-
life Is not ATTENDED wi'h tlaui'y Or surf.r1y IN
have had my share ~ thar. Not lorK .,r, ~
health utterly broke down. Ms system a.. ,a',
OF malaria. NJ digcs ion bees me- tE5rougtly ~,
ordered and my nerves weic 10 a wreirta q =. o.,
] was ianguii ate little anu that without en- NM,
IL. and bal ~ strength or ambition o. Res
even my light h5u -chOld duties Md.ct 90
meut failed 10 reach The seat OF The trouI,s ~
dlSease-ghich SCENE % be- wcak1c.s a. Id. f..
vital Organs-Drogies.e until had .,y,-.I ~.
taeks which mg phy clan, Pr.Urune.f T. =.
acute con- cs! len lot the stomach III ,, ,
these was 4 desperate -tTlXglc an E.. 5.,'
up % do. ~ the srisis had D irii4IIy u,-..t .-
husbt1 heard az the mer ~ Il PAiIHIR,,
TONIC ~ an inyiX11Ent 10 jI-t su,l -t-.'' d.
nine. ! t0Js IL Ani leit H. goOi Cd.,Is b. ....
10 appeared 10 peryaGc my Do Is a. tIsg . Dol.
blessing q new life had come 10 mr. Ttt.ny r.
other medic ne continued 90 imr.os-. srI RI,
now Ia bri.cr nealth than have been o., . l5BT
tm..'
Extract IL ga lnters i5v with t4cNIl. ~ i..
y. Perry, Pastor q BtguH thI-ch. (, ...,..
Mass
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
Health is Wealth

DgE.C. EEsr's NERVE tta Estt, rtst-
MENT, n guA-4B;r.l -par.A, f'- Il ga. ID ..
ue.., Cpgsl',ip's, -, Nry''t r..t
use OF ah'h Dbl pr tpbttrI, Wtt"fIluas. u '.t.
Depres-ip0, 5bteuinK Ji tho B-tu rssI.''1s q
Iaslnity a. lelii1g 81 ~ snrf, decay t.i ..t.
Premature Ol Age. lnpot,ncr, "ftkae.' ID
either sex. lnyoiuntlry Losses AMI sIH-ul .I-...
ora caused by over eEcrt.On II tna J-a.r. -..
abuse or over indulgence. Zach oJx coat 10
one month"; Treatment 81 = box, Or * H.A.-
for IS; sent by NAL prepaid Oh r;c5iJ. ot
We gulrantes o. b5Ne. . cure any Gaze " ..
each or Ter Icceigei fore boxes accJmpalIrl "a %
as, we viii -enf the purchaser our wrtte1 - p
autes 10 refund the money u the tretimsnt .'ff
not effect cure. J. G. WEST Co .Pr1pf. ~.
leu. guarantee through y \. WHlrrLE-El.
NsS Haven, Conn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
uumor "a. ,he stomach.

Much Of the distress and sickness attribu-
ted to dyspepsia, chronic diarrhea and other
causes is oecasioned BY humor in the
stomach. Several cases, with all the char
acteristics Of these complaints, have been
cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla. Other cures
effected by this medicine are so wonderful
that the simplest statement of them affords
the best proof that it combines rare curative
agents and when once used secures the
confidence Of the people.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

4 reporter 10 writing up a woman's
rights convention said there was Every
little hustle" during the meeting. This no
doubt is trUe. The woman who partici-
pateS ia such conventions don't wear the
big kind. They don't encourage such fri
volities OF fashion. They want the bsllot,
not bCStles.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

SEVERE SUFFERING. For sick headache
and pains in the stomach, l have used for
myself as well as for my children, IL. r
Aitc00ds BitterS, and speedy relief has al
ways resulted. Since suffering severely
from 4 trial Of the imitation, have OBJ
served the patented trademark, Il. f.
Mas. DAVID o. HAMILTON.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

-Lovelady is the name of Texas
town where two roughs cut Mr.. Mont
Finger to pieces while his wife and child
stood by pleading for his life. A name
doesn't mean much in Texas.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

IAN nOn-believer in Patent Medicines,
but having experienced marked relief from
Nasal CGtsrrh and hoarseness by the use
OF Ely's Cream Balm, can recommend it
70 those suffering from this loathsome
complaint and - those afflicted with any
hOarseness or stoppsge of the throat, so
annoying 10 singers and clergymen.-L.
Z. PHLLIPS, 1928 y. \. Avenue, y. W.
Washington, ID. c. price 5Oc.)
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

\ GENTLEMAN from Orwell, Pa, called
my attention 10 Ely'S Cream Balm as 9
remedy for Caiarrh, Hay Fever. etc. He
was 20 earnest in asserting il 20 be posi-
tive cure ,himse,f having been cured by H.
that purchased a stock. The Balm has
already elected cures. p. +. HYATr,M ID.
BOrjcut)Wn, y. J.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

ENIGMAT!C QUADEUPEDS.
l. 4 prefix and = relative
>. \ part OF harness, and an animal
j. An Insect, aud 90 run away.
\ stick, and very common animal
>. \ broad, i,vcl traC; 90 lAui, ari an.
other common auimsi
6. A weight.
:. Pant of = ship. and conjunction
Slightly changed IN speliuc
= 4 vONtl, sui r-S. ,>j,t..
.. \ member OF lha hun4u tois uai
possessed ly ggtuup. Dc, "a 4'it,!. 90 ".
eyy-tsy a-., ,n herb. emf al ,xclam4l!ou
Ethel.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
OUR PUZZLE CORNER.

Communications for this Department shoul,
be sent the editor, W. IL. EASTMAN. East SUN
ner, Me
L-LETTER OMISSIONS.
Omit one letter from to whirl,
And leave to DO u wrong.
Remove one letter from leap,
And see fetter strong.
One letter take from indolent
And tlnd TO place In tiers,
Next from perpleXed one letter tske,
A balmy month appears.
A letter now from sishtlesS take.
And find 10 tie with strings.
One letter from 10 pound will leave
An animal with wings.
Last, take letter from town,
Aud leave to let, employ.
The letters dropped, in order placed
Form what we all enjoy.
BELLE
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
RULES

For the care OF the sick. How % cure
disease, its symptoms and causes, and
other information or great value Will be
found ia Old Dr. Kaufmanu's great book /;
100 pages, doe colored plates. Send two
scent stamps 20 pay postage 70 4. 2. Ord
way & Co, Boston, Mass, and receive a
copy free.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

A West Hill man was taken violently i'll
SITTER eating hearty dinner, but as he had
dined principally off bologna sausage, the
physicians are undecided whether he has
trichlna or hydTOphObia.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

Dr. kliue's Great Nerve Rcstorer IS the
marvel Of the age FOR al Nerve Diseases.
All its stopped free. Send 10 S3l Arch
Street. phila., Pa
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
A Qaughteris Misery

Eleven years our daughter suffered on
bed Of misery,
From a complication OF Kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility,
Under the care OF the best physicians
who gave her disease various names,
But no relief,
And low she Is restored % e In good
health 10y as simple remedy as Hop Bit
tiers, that we had Stunned for years before
using '-TuE PARENTS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

S6~Our readers will notice new ad-
verlisemeut, Clover BltlerS. This medi-
cine We have heard spoken OF highly aS il
is compounded from the rel and white
clover. Il contains great virtue for spring
and blood diseases and all who are ailus
should call on their druggists for il.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

= The most amusing thing we know OF: 10
watch 4 man with wig try 10 scratch his
head in church.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
Advertising Cheats

1T has become so common 10 write the
beginning Of an article, in an elegant, in-
teresting manner,
Then run It into some advertisement
that we avoid all such.
'And simply call attention 70 the merit
OF Hop Bitters in Is plain, honest term
Is possible,
ITO induce people
ITO give them one trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use any
thing else"
THE REMEDY so fayorably noticed in
all the papers,
Religious and secular, Is
"Having a large sale, and is supplant-
ing all other medicines.
There IS no denying the virtues of the
Hop plant, and the proprietors Of Hop
BitterS have shown great ShrewlneSs
"And ability
In compromising 4 medicine whose
virtues are so palpable 10 every ones OBJ
ScrvatiOn."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
Y.-CnNUNpRUN.

What IS the difference between az &C
count OF the Revolutionary War and Mrs
Stoves " Uncle Toms Cahil
WICKED WILL
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

This is what II. c. Hoberman, drug
gist OF Marion, Ohio, says Thomas
Ec'scfri- Oh beats the world. Sold nine
bottles yesterday AMI today. Oae man
cured OF sore throat OF eight years stand
ing. l. is splendid FOR rheumatism.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

IL-ENiGMh.
Composed of p letters.
My9l, >, 3, -, l6, 5 Is to debar.
Ny /, 10, l., Il, 26 Is a cold feeling.
My %, 10, IA, 20, %, 5 is 10 string.
My4, Is, IL, 6, -, %, S Is warrior
Ny l., >, $, . Is 10 pick over.
My -, IL, Is q reward.
My whole Is 3 fsmil.ar quotation from
Scripture. AEF.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25
Father is Getting Well.

NN NAuGufff~ sly
"How much better father j. ~Ircc hc! used
Hon Filters"
"ile Is getting wei 1ftcr his long suffering
from - disease declared iucurable"
"Aud We are - glad that DC used Your Eit-
tcrs.'-A LADY OF Utica. y. \.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-12-25

DO clothes make the mau: My son,
they DO. They make MIN mighty bashfuI
OF his tailor.