Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-10-03

The first American inscription
upon the obelisk, now standing in
Central Park, New York, will be
use DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. Price
25 cents.
How thankful we should be if the
Lord would only spoil US by giving US
so much good fortune that we should
Jerome mean and parsimonious
Cleanliness and purity make Par
ker's Hair Balsam the favorite for re-
storing the youthful color to gray hair.
1t may be that the disconsolate
widow will never find the equal of her
husband, but she will certainly give
the matter fair trial.
DR.. Benson's Skin Cure is without
peer. 1t consists of both external
and internal treatment and costs only
81. per package.
TO some people religion is like the
fresh air which it is always a delight
to breathe, and to others it is like a
blue pill which one takes because he
must.
Mr. II. G. Byers, Pottstown, Pa,
says: 81 cared myself of pain in the
chest and indigestion by using Browns
Iron Bitters."
Your prayers are good for nothing
unless they more than fill the bowl of
Sunday and slop over on all the other
days Of the week
Sin always manages to betray it.
self, like the beggar who, when sudden
ly asked how long he had been deaf
mute, answered, cone year"
Mrs. Margaret Breakmaker, Me-
chanicsburg, Pa, says: 81 used
Browns Iron Bitters for general de-
bility and have been greatly benefit
ed"
The man who boasts that dishon-
esty is just as good as honesty and
will pay as well in the end is so green
that the cows would mistake him for
grass and eat him.
"A great many partners in business
know that the old farmer who became
the mysterious Co. in village grocery
was right when he said the difficulty
about being partner was that eff you
make anything, why somehow you
don't get it /; and if you lose anything,
why you lose it all.'
We are never at a loss for a good
excuse for our evil deeds, ard resemble
the eloquent darkey who said to the
Judge, Judge, | was sulferin' awful
from 'motional sanity, cos, dom yer
see, l only took dat little pullet wen |
might a took a big rooster. But,
Judge, | strained myself an didn' do
it, an | ought ter be let off"
Il eoouldnp be acithom DR.. Benson's
CELERY and Chomomile Pills If they
cost 81 pill. They cured me Of neu-
ralgia Of 8 gears standing." Joseph
Snyder, Paxions, Pa. so cts. per box
at druggists.
Two dudes had finished their
chocolate IN the Cafe Brunswick, New
York, when one of them thus address
the waiter: "Waitahl how mush is
aw bill?" FIFTY cents. sir" "Yaws,
yaws; but the amount?" "Why, fifty
cents, | said" "Yaws; but don't you
see, the amount in shillings?"
No sensible man prefers wealth to
health. Some few have have both;
very many havn't either. Well, you
may have first choice. Which will
you take Health" Very well,
what's your ailment? "a little of
everything" What's the cause?
"Blood out of order, kidneys weak, di-
gestion bad, hearts action irregular" "
Yes, and every disease can be traced
20 these same sources. Just take q
few bottles of Browns Iron Bitters,
it will remove the causes of disease and
restore You to robust health. Ask
your druggist and use Browns Iron
Bitters.
A new cigar is appropriately call
ed the "Mother-in-law" 1t is always
sure to get the best of a fellow.