Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

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| In the wonderfulland of Nowhere.
Ella Wheeler. IN Harpers Young People.
On Hill.
Sammy Bones lived on the very top
of hill, and the yard that he played in
was almost all hillside. So shat if he
happened to fall down, and get to roll
ing before he could get up again. he
never stopped rolling until he reached
| the fence at the bottom of the hill. Il
But this did not happen very often.
| that know Of That time he dad roll
keg of molasses-ciea to the bottom.
His mamma was sewing on the ma
chine, by the sitting-room window, at
the time, and CHANGING to look out, she
saw her precious son rolling away! And
what was worse, he rolled faster and
faster at every roll. Imagine her feel
ings! But if you're not a mamma your
self, there's no use in trying to mag
| ine-you can't. But she need not have
been so alarmed about him, for half an
hour afterwards her son was safely on
| the top of the hill again-in the house.
here, and anointed with scented salve
there, and he had long strip of court
plaster Just above one of his eyes, and
another strip across the bridge of his
nose Nevertheless, he was very hap
Ply. For besides having been a great
hero, achieved greatness" as Shake
speare would say, he had also achieved
some blackberry jam. And he did not
get blackberry jam very often, not much
oftener than he took a roll down the
hillside. 1t was only because of the roll
that he got the jam now. Sammy I'M
derstoou this fact; so withal, he felt
that the accident was ''all for the best
now that it was over. -
While he ate his bread and jam, his
mamma with very red eyes, was giving
her neighbor, Mrs. Smith, an account of
the shocking affair, and of the mental
anguish she had suffered while her boy
was taking his wonderful circular jour
uey.
"Why, I should think my hair would
have turned gray with horror at the
sight, she exclaimed, wiping away
some more tears that came at the
thought.
"Ohr' interrupted Sammy just as
Mrs. Smith began speaking, eff you'd
Just been the fellow that was a-rolliaag
though! Looking ON amt nothing" he
added, grandly. '
But few days afterwards he found
that &c Choking on - aoas something. 1t
came about in this way:
When Sammy's father. who was a
doctor, came home at noon on this day,
he was in great hurry. Mrs. Bue1,
who lived twelve miles out of town, had
another stroke of paralysis. and he must
go 10 see her right off.
s'rll Just take old Bill out of the
shafts" said the doctor, 'and let him
get some oats and a few minutes rest,
and then off 1 must go again, y
Then he put two stones before the
front wheels of the buggy to keep it
from rolling away, and went in to his
own dinner. 3
Don't NEEDLE with those stones,
Sammy he said, the last thing.
Sammy had had his dinner, and so
had his two little cousins Meg and Milly,
who were visiting him. So they did not
90 into the house.
Lets get in the buggy and play
horse said Meg.
And in she and Milly clambered,
while Sammy took hold of the shafts
and began pulling. Taking hold of the
shafts and pulling a little was not med
ding with the stones. he thought. He
just pulled little bit,'' when sud-
denly the buggy began to push. 1t
pushed harder and harder and Sam
my got very red in the face trying to
hold it in. But it scould,.'t be held in!
1t got away from him. and rushed pell-
nell down the hill with those two little
cousins inside screaming tust awfu1ly."
And Sammy could only stand still and
look on, just as poor mamma had done
when he rolled away few days before.
Oh! he felt drendfutiy! Then his papa
rushed out, and his mamma rushed
out, and his auntie, and Mary Ann, the
hired girl, they all chased the buggy
down the hill. But they did not catch
it--not until it stopped of itself against
the fence. t..m a.
Milly and Meg were not bit hurt,
but they cried and cried; and both of
the shafts of the buggy were broken,
clear off.
So the doctor had to 60 on horseback
to see Mrs. Buel.
Nobody scolded Sammy very much,
for he looked so pale and sorry. and no.
body gave him any jam this time
either. But after while his mamma
smiled little, ard asked him if '' look
ina on .aOasn't something" ~
And Sammy looked very, very meek,
aud said:f" Yes, ma m. = Youths Conn
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