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AMERICAN FABLES.

In Which Certain Valuable Legal
Principles are Mildly Inculcated.
Detroit Free Press.
A Fox who had been dug out of his den by
q Peasant, and was about to be knocked on
the head, cried out:
''Hold on Hold on You are about to
murder an innocent Fox!"
'But here are the feathers of my missing
hens."B
Eyes, admit the presence of hens feath-
ers, but deny the killing. Take me before
the law. If am guilty the law will punish
me-"
The Peasant relented, and the Fox was ar
raigned on charge of murder. The case
seemed clear enough when the prosecution
rested, but the opposing counsel arose and re-
marked:
"Your honor, the prosecution has failed to
prove that all of this occurred in the county
of Posey, and I demand my clients dis
Charge"
II discharge the prisoner,.' said the judge,
sand 1 would warn the prosecution that it
further weakened its case by not showing
whether hens have feathers or bristles."
Moral: The dog probably killed the hens,
and its a wonder the prosecution didn't think
of it.
THE OWL AND THE FARMER.
An Owl, who was accommodating a Farm
er's hen COOP was caught by the leg in asteel
trap, and held fast until the toil-hardened
agriculturist came out in the morning to fin
ish him.
ssSir! What is the meaning of this outragen'
demanded the Owl -.
You were after my Poultry" was the re-
ply.
eve will let the Law settle that point. I
will see if a free born American Owl is to be
treated in this lawless manner!"
Being taken into Court, the Owl put in the
defense that no Farmer had any legal right
to keep Hens, and the Judge closed the case
by saying:
''While the presence of the Owl in the
vicinity Of the henery goes to show that he
would prefer Fowl to Hash, the Farmer has
failed to prove whether the trap was bought
of man with a squint in his left eye or
wart on his nose The Owl is entitled to 500
damages for his injuries, and the Farmer is
Jugged' for thirty days for unlawfully OBJ
structing the United States Mail"
Moral: Keep owls instead of hens.
THE PEASANT AND THE RoBBER.
A peasant who was abroad at night en-
countered highwayman, who called out:
"Your money or your lifef'
The peasant wanted to live to see three
days without a thunderstorm or cyclone,
and he therefore emptied his pockets of his
loose change, But, behold, next day he was
arrested for passing counterfeit money, and
when broughtinto court he discovered that
his accJlsor was the man who had robbed
him.
"That may all be-" replied the judge to
his statement, "but do you know whether or
not this man made mental reservation to
return your money as soon as he could get
work in cider-mill."
And thereupon he cast the peasant into jail
and thanked the robber for his prompt COM
plant to the law.
Moral: Put your counterfeit money into
the Sunday contribution-box.
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For q Life.

Next week, at Pence Opera house, ':Eor
a Life will be the bill. Mr.. W. ]. Thomp-
son, brother of Geo. W. Thompson, of the
stock company, will sustain the leading
role, and will be supported by the full
strength Of the company. The Chicago
Times says: "Mr. J. W. Thompson has in
For Life'' sensational and highly in
teresting drama, that differs from most
plays announced as of that order, in two
or three points. It is founded on posi-
ollity; constructed with regard for the
rules of dramatic art; wholly devoid of
unnatural absurdities; is unobtrusive, and
lmmeasurably to be preferred to the pre-
parations of blood and thunder hurled at
the emotions of audiences addicted
to sensational entertainments. Its
success is the more gratifying on that &C.
count. Mr.. Thompson, himself, is an ex-
cellent actor"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
DEMOCRATIC COUNTY CONVENTION.

The Democrats Of Hennepin county will meet
in convention in Turner Hall, Minneapolis, on
Saturday, October :, 1888, at II O'Clock m, to
place in nomination candidates for the offices OF
county treasurer, judge of probate, sap ape m
tendent of shools county commissioner, and the
delegation from the First and Second WARDS in
the city of Minneapolis Will place in nomination
a candidate for county commissioner from the
First district. Wards and townships will be en-
titled TO delegates as follows:
City IF Minneapolis - First ward
IA; Second ward, 6; Third ward, 10; Fourth
ward 10; Fifth ward, IS: Sixth ward, IT,;
Serenth ward, 5; Eighth ward, 8.
Champlin. Excelsior, Minnetonka, Mime
trista, st. Anthony and Oss-O, each one delegate
Bloomington, brooklyn, Crystal Lake, Eden
Prairie, Greenwood, Independence, Minneapolis
township, Grove and Richfeld, each two dele
gates.
Corcoran, Dayton, Hassan, Medina and Ply
mouth, each three delegates.
Wand and town committees will please see that
caucuses are called in time. By order county
committee. NJ. W. GLENN, Chairman.
MINNEApoLIs S, Sept. 20, 1883.
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A BIG DAY FOR BOSTON.

New York SUM-
It was little Boston boy sat on his fathers
knee
And looked up in his fathers face and said,
Papa, prithee,
Why'do the bells in Boston town ring out 80
merrily!'
"I hear the sharp torpedo snap, hear the
[ see the peoples faces all light with glad
some grin,
And Uncle Jonas cries aloud, Tn fifty dol
lars in
'The Old South church and Funnel all are
decked with streamers gay:
My sister leaves her culture talks and hears
the organ play:
Oh, father, tell me, father, what may be this
holiday?
'1t is not the seventeenth day of June nor
the thirteenth day of May;
Christmas is gone, and fast day exc, and Old
election day,
And on the Fourth I shot, alas, my right
hand thumb away.
ooh, whom have we licked on land, papa, or
whom have licked at sea!
Or in the port are Mohocks bold spilllng OF
the tea,
Or for Concord fight or Lexington do men
make jubilee?
"Oh, what are the sights 1 see, papa, or what
are the sounds hear,
Or is the feast of Adams Sam or the feast OF
Paul Revere, n
Or do the happy folk fare out to the lectures
at Walden Mere?
ooh, father, hear the cannon boom and the
snare drum shaper roll.
And I see the mayor on livery steed, a steed
as black as coal,
And his smile is wide and he wears sprlg
of green at his buttonhole.
'tOh, father, coach with six white steeds is
bowling down the street.
Is that the governor? What a hat! But his
clawhammer coat is neat,
And SO is his buttonhole bouquet, but where
are his cloyen feet!
ooh, why aboI1t the bulletin boards are heard
such wild huZzas,
And why do the throngS of men block up the
passage of the cars!
And why does Uncle Zenas have to inspect
as many bars?
sob, at some hero's shrine to-day is grateful
honor paid,
Or for some famous fight OF old Is due thanks
giving made?"
"My son, j. Lawrence Sullivan has bested
fatty Slade."
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
THE $4,000 BOND CONTEST.

The arguments in the Md2GGmus CcSe of
Manitoba Raittray Company as the City
of minneapolis.
Yesterday in Col. Benton's Office before
the three judges of the district court, ar
guments were presented in the mandamus
case of the Manitoba Railway company vs..
the city of Minneapolis to show cause why
the 1000 in bonds voted by the city for
the construction of the Osseo branch
should not be paid.
The railroad company was represented
through its attorney, R. G. Benton, and
City Attorney Cross, while G. II. Benton
appeared for the city. The attorney for
the plaintiff commenced the argument by
reading the late testimony taken in the
case. j. E. Smith and Andrew Sawyer
testified to the effect that the Osseo branch
had fulfilled the requirements agreed upon
between the contestants.
q. II. Benton took the respondents tes-
timony and read that of Alderman Watt,
which went to show that when
the citizens of Minneapolis voted
for the bonds they expected
the proposed road would be operated for
the special interest of the city, which had
not been the case. W. M. Barrows testi-
mony was substantially the same as Al
derman Watts. R. G. Benton argued
that the company had fulfilled the re-
quirements; the headquarters of the road
had been located in this city, and the first
article that the road may be narrow gauge
was permissive and not mandatory. With
the sale of the road bed the Manitoba
company assumed all conditions of the
contract and claimed the right to the
bonds invested thereto and hence the man
damus.
The attorney for the defense argued the
case at length. The first point which he
made was that the city is holden to pay
for only sixty miles of the road at the
most, inasmuch as the enabling act spe-
officially defines that the bonds are to be
paid for each consecutive ten miles and
nothing less. He argued that there must
be strict compliance with this act and
called attention to the fact
that it is the peoples money.
He then stated that the resolution of the
city council ordering the election was not
correctly published, and according to the
precedent established by the supreme
court. twenty days notice is necessary,
and that was not given. The testimony Of
the foreman of the Tribune composing
room was reviewed, and the counsel al
legged that it was contradictory in many
particulars.
Judge Lochren in referring to the argu-
ment of the defendant that the clause,
"may be a narrow gauge" cited section
in the general territorial laws of 1857, re-
curing every railroad in the territory to
be of standard gauge. The defendants
counsel then cited many precedents to the
same end from the supreme courts of
divers states.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
Not'Interested in Grazing

NEW YORK, Sept 20.-William Roche
1ellar, president of the Standard oil COM
pany, interviewed to-day in respect to the
allegations that the Standard oil com pany
were largely interested in cattle grazing in
the west, made an emphatic disavowment
to the effect that neither the Standard oil
company or any of its affiliated interests,
nor any person connected with the man
agement of any of their companies have
now or ever had any interest or connection
with the business of taking up Indian res
ervation Or lands for grazing purposes and
are not interested in any Western Cattle
companies or land schemes.
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OLD LETTERS.

1t seems but yesterday she died, but years
Have passed since then; the wondrous change
of time
Makes great things little, little things sublime,
And sanctifes the dew of daily tears,
She died, as all must die; no trace appears
In history's page, nor save in my poor rhyme
OF her, whose life was love. whose lovely prime
Passed sadly where no sorrows are, nor fears.
1t seems but yesterday; to-day read
A few short letters in her own dear hand,
And doubted if 'twere true. Their tender
grace
Seems radiant with her life! OH can the dead
Thus in their letters live? l lied the band
Ard kissed her name As though kissed her
face.
THE EARL OF RossLYN.
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Municipal Court.
Before Judge Bailey.

Before Judge Bailey.
F. n. Lemay, drunkenness; committed
ten days.
Frank Clark, drunkenness; paid fine
of S. and costs.
Charles Carroll, drunkenness; committed
ten days.
John Tracy, drunkenness; sentence sus-
pended,
August Svwenson, drunkenness; dis
charged.
John Becker, assault and battery upon
A. Sluser; found guilty, but sentence with
held until this morning.
Michael Murphy and Edwardi Kerby,
burglary; aolIe proSeqai entered by the
county attorney.
Mary Hill, abusive language to Hannah
Kelly; dismissed upon motion of the
county attorney.
Kittie O'Hern, Pearl Howard, Freddie
Howard, Rubie Paine, Matte st. Claire
and Mollie Waters, occupying apartments
in house of ill-fame; paid fines of $40
and costs each, aggregeting SIS.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
NO More Sunday Camp Meetings.

CYNTH1ANA, Ky, Sept. 2o.-The Ken
lucky conference ofthe Methodist Episco-
pal church of the South endorsed the ac-
ton of the Louisville, New Albany and
Chicago railroad on its withdrawing its
Sunday trains. They also adopted reso-
luton opposing Sunday trains to camp
meetings and all traffic on the! camp groun6s
on Sunday not absolutely necessary. The
conference appointed a committee to at
tend each camp meeting to report with the
understanding that if Sabbath desecration
does not cease the church will prohibit the
holding of camp meetings.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
AristOcratic Dentistry.

Mrs. Bancroft, the actress, visited recently
one of the most celebrated dentists in LON
don, who.seldom handles anything but aris-
tocratic jaws, to have her teeth examined
and operated on. Knowing the weakness
of the expert, she asked what his charge
was, but he refused to say until he had COM
pleted what was but an inspection and some
cleaning. This done, he said his charge was
$3.50. The artistic protested. and offered 800,
which, she said, was all the money she had
with her. She added that she had brought
50 much because she was told the charge
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G.. R. Dc L. dissemination,

At the meeting of the Repnepin county
Catholic Building and Loan association
held on Thursday evening thirty eight new
members were admitted and twenty six
shares of stock sold. The receipts for the
evening aggregated $6,593.92.
During the past month disbursements
in the way of loans, Withdrawals of stock,
etc., amounted to $14,039.1S. The demand
for loans is more than the association can
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
WGnted-ROrSeS.

E. D. Falts, the inspector and buyer for the
Minneapolis Street Railway company, will be at
the barn at the corner of Cedar and Franklin
avenues, each morning, at from to 10 o'cock,
for the purchase of horses for the street railway
system. Horses must be from six to nine years
Of age, and weigh from 1900 to 1000 pounds
eech.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22
THE COURTS.
District Court.

NEW GASES AND PAPERS FILED.
James E. Bansford vs. E. II. Hasty; note
of issue filed and cause placed on special
term calender.
Thomas Mowatt VS. E. II. Rasty; same.
Henry Buckendorf VS. August Sommer,
defendant, and the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul Railway company; garnishee.
Affidavit for garnishment fled
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PACLDAILY GLOBE 1888

woulo be exorbitant, and provided herself
with sum expected to meet the highest
figure. She declares that the fashionable
dentist took the $10G, and clapping his back
to the door, would not allow her to leave I'M
ill she had signed note for the rest. Tbs
case is to be heard in court.
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A Prince rs Bartender.
New York Sun.

New OK sun.
The Duke of Connaught, better known in
this country as Prince Arthur, recently acted
as bartender at charity entertainment,
and sold mixed drinks to distinguished drink.
arg at biSa ur:nasL
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22

meet, fact which proves that the associa-
ton is on solid financial basis. The
present membership is about 800.
VIM. Lee was elected manager uice
Michael Moore, resigned.
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MINNEAPOLIS WANT COLUMN
~ ANTED-Men and Women desirous of

" ANTED-Men and Women DESTROYS of OBJ
w tanning thorough business education
and all who want to be thoroughly qualified in
Penmanship. Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Te-
legraphy, Typewriting and English branches,
should attend the 'Archibal Business College,
corner First avenue south and Third street.
Students admitted any time. For particulars
send for College Journal. 265-tf
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Young MEN.

6uHuays,J 10 IL q. IL. ONLY. treat III tnTONc,
Nervous and Special Diseases of Men and Women
YOUNG MEN.
The following symptoms, frequently met with
among young men, are produced by causes well
known to themselves: Loss of Memory and Energy,
Eyes growing Weak Eruptions on the Forehead,
Disturbing Dreams Undertaking Sleep, Bad Feel
ing rising in the morning, Loss of Appetite Pal
pitation Of the Heart, Dependency, Timidity,
Brooding over the Past, approximations for the Flu
ture, Aversion to Society, an Unnatural Preference
for Solitude, aud many others. DR.. Spinney would
say to the unfortunate sufferer who may read this
notice, that you treading on dangerous ground
when you longer de ay i'll seeking the proper reme-
dy for your complaint. You may be in, the first
stage-remember You are approaching the last, and
the time must come when the most skillful physi-
clan can render you ne assistance. In no case has
the doctor failed OF success. Then let not despair
work itself upon your imagination, but avail your
selves of the beneficial results of his treatment be-
fore your is beyond the reach of medical skill
or before grim Death hurries you to premature
grave.
MIDDLE-AGED MEN
There are many of the age of thirty to sixty who
are often troubled with too frequent excavations OF
the bladder, often accompanied by slight smart
tenn in a manner the patient cannot account for.
On examining the urinary deposits ropy sediment
will often be found, and sometimes small particles
of albumen will appear or the color be of Thin,
mikish hue, again changing to a dark torpid ap-
pearance. There are many men who die of this
difficulty ignorant OF the cause, which is the second
stage of seminal weakness. The Doctor will guar
restoration of the genito-urinary organs. Pamphlet
with full particulars, sent free to any address, Gal
or address DIR. HPINNEY b CO., 1gx Third stree
south, Minneapolis. MINI 100
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W-Diamond Dyes will color any thing any
color, and never fail. The easiest and best way
to econcmize. 10 cents, at all druggists.
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THAT HUSBAND or MINE

Is three times the man he was before he began
using "Wells' Health Renewsr.'' Sl.Drup-
gists.
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minneapolis News.

OFFICE-No. Washington Avenue, oppo-
site Nicollet house. Office hours from a. m
to 10 o'clock p. n.
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VIZ ANTED-Young men and ladiessto learn
w Shorthand and Telegraphy. Address It.
\. Jones, Minneapolis, Mimi 1861
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GAFES-A large invoice of Briggs cafes Just
~ received. One specially fine fire and burg
lar safe. An assortment of second hand safes,
different makes, cheap. Scales, money drawers,
etc. NJ. D. Rowley & Co., general agents, Is
Fourth street south. Minneapolis, MINI. 1854
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-09-22

ENOR SALE-Pine lands either in large or
IL small tracts in Minnesota or Wisconsin.
Garland, Ridgeway & Co., No. Washington
avenue south, Minneapolis, MINI. 263*
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A Rare Chance for party with 50, 900 to in
IA vest safely and receive good percentage.
Garland, Ridgeway & Co., opposite Nicollet
House. 23S
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L>OUND-OnP Portland avenue, a gun and case.
IL Owner can have same by paying expenses
and proving property. J. A. Ridgeway, No. 6
Washington avenue. 229
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Dr.. P[UNEY
81 Co
& Co.,

10A South Third street. Minneapolis lEinn. Office
Hours-9 a. m. to 1 p. m; . to and ITO p m.
Sundays,9 to II ONLY. Treat all Chronic,
Nervous and Special Diseases of Men and Women
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ENOR SALE-A fine line of sporting goods of
a all descriptions, at most reasonable prices
in the state. II. Kruger, No. 20, corner of First
avenue north and. Washington avenue. 259*
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T A. CARLSON'S Employment Office, los
- First street north. Telephone con-
nectione. First-ciass help furnished on ap-
pGcation. 1915
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I OST-An English Bull Dog jcream colored),
~ scar over right ear. A reward of $40 will
be paid for information of the whereabouts of
the animal. f. e. Hurst, 242 Hennepin avenue
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-05-17

out. only 50 far as Shorts attempt at in>
tinid .t,ou on the Saturday night previous
To the arrest made on the Monday follow
ing.
The antagonistIc feeling was greatly
subdued. and Dodge City was enjoying
peace, until the advent Of Petition among
the newspaper reporters. The sensations
al stories greatly exss2erated the people
of Dodge City. but q quiet feeling has
again been restored. At no time did the
Mayor aud police officers assume any
authority not delegated to them by law.
The arrests were MADE: under properly
sworn warrants. the charges being vag>
rancy, assault with intent to kill, etc.
and the punishment-banishm in
keeping with the rules of the cities, where
improper characters, Migrants, and others
are given the alternative of going to tho
rock pile OF trip to another city.
Force will be met with force. It is
proper to state here. though tho fact is
we'll known IN Dodge City. that tho city
administration will use no mild means in
the suppression of lawless characters.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-05-17

In tho Whole History Of
Medicine

No preparation has ever performed such
marvellous cures, or maintained SO
wide q reputation, as AYERS CHERRY
PEcroRAL, which is recognized as the
worlds remedy for all diseases Of the
throat and lungs. Its long-continued
series Of wonderful cures in all cli-
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as q safe and reliable agent to employ.
Against ordinary colds, which are the
forerunners of more serious disorders.
it acts speedily and surely. always re-
lieving suffering, and often saving life.
The protection it affords, by its timely
use in throat and chest disorders,
makes It au invaluable remedy to be
kept always on hand in every home.
No person can AFFORD to be without 1t,
and those who have once used 1t never
will. From their knowledge Of Its
composition and operation, physicians
use the CHERRY PECrORAL extensively
in their practice, and clergymen recon-
mend IL. It is absolutely certain In
its healing effects. and will always
cure where cures arc possible.
For sale by all druggists.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-05-17

A strage freak of the Kansas CITY storm
was in the destruction of church build
ing. which was entirely demolished but
the altar. with the bible upon 1t. was left
standing. Twenty minutes previous to
the storm about 100 Sunday school child>
rem had vacated the church building.
Such mysterious ways of unexplainable
thinRa
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-05-17

n nS " -.
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Grand Remedy.
my wife has nsed MARsH's GOLDEN
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"MARsH's GOLDEN BLOOD & LIVER
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and general debility. 1t is q grand
remedy. "-lThos. j. Smith. Kansas City
No.
Your GOLDEN BLOOD & LIVER Tonic
and GOLDEN BALsAM for the throat and
Lungs give excellent satisfaction to my
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Burlington, Iowa.
MARsH's GOLDEN Blood & LIVER Tonic,
the great alternative and cholagogue, and
MARsH'S GOLDEN BALsAM, the famous
cough remedy, are for sale at the City
Drug Store, Dodge City. Thousands of
bottles have been given away to prove
their extraordinary merit. Large bottles
so cents and 81.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-05-17

s. s. OFT. agent for railroad lands. is
IA the west part Of the state. with
reutlemsu representing Scotch svndi-
cate. Tho company wants to purchase all
a. the railroad lands lying on the south
aide of the rivef. commencing west Of
range g and running TO the State Iine.
Tho object of the company issc stcck the
lands with cattle.