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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

A GRANGER whose name is Bob Shield,
Was moving the grass I'm his field,
By a snake he was bitten,
And he has just written,
"St. Jacobs Oil has the bite healed"
A lame Chinaman on the Pacific,
OF pains and aches was prolific;
He limped all around,
Until he had found
st. Jacobs Oil, the great specific.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27
Personali

THE voLrAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Vo ltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old who are af-
flicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
complete restoration of health and manly
vigor. Address as above. N. B.-No risk is
incurred, as thirty days trial is allowed.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

JokE-After the Philadelphia method
in the Press: "The might of Britain just
now appears to be mostly dynamite.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

BRANDY improves by keeping it; so does
the man who owns it.-BditimOre Every
Saturday.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

THOSE COMPLAINING OF SORE THROAT,
Hoarseness or Cold, should use " Bronn's
Bronchial Troches." Sold only in boxes.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27
A Daughters Misery.
Father is Getting Well.

"My daughters say:
'How much better father ID since he used Hop Biz.
ters"
disease declared incurable"
And we are SO glad that he used your Bitter"
"A LADY OF UTICA, N. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

"Misery loves company" That's the
reason a hen-pecked husband advises his
friends to marry.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

The latest mineral discovery in Cali
fornia is a soap mine. Good stock to
water.-BOstOn Star.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar
Soothes the lungs convulsed with a cough.
Pixies toothache drops cure in one minute.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

A BOARD full of nails is the worst we ever
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

SLANG never heard from the lips of q
bride-"don't give me away.-LOuisuille
COurier-,JOurRdl.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

THE man who "dies game" should never
be shot out of season.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

SrRAIGHrEN Old boots and shoes with Lyons
Patent Heel Suneners, and wear them again.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

UPoN what should the dude be fed?
Upon dew-drops, of course.-LDe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

Rheumatism Positively Cured
in the shortest time. Write for free 4G-pags
pamphlet on rheumatism, to r. K. Helphen-
slime, Druggist, Washington, D. c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

WHILE out on O lonesome sketching tour
in Bermuda, the Princess Louise, thirsting
for a cup Of water, asked for it at q negro
cabin where Auntie was ironing. SCOT no
time to bodder gettin' water TO- We, )" replied
the ironer. "Ise got dis work to do to-day
so pse bound to see de Queens chile to-
morrow" "But will iron for you while
you are getting the water" said Louise,
and this being accepted, she worked until
the water came and then, drinking, re-
vealed her identity. "Well, fo' de Lo'd,
honeyw cried Auntie, with eyes cleaning
like plaques from an ebony wall, "de old
agin, nohowpo And the Princess left,
while Auntie was still gasping with sur
prise and working her India-rubber lips in
the neighboring air in a hurried endeavor to
catch breath or two.-DetrOit Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

In afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. sc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

CHRoIITHIoN Collars and Cuffs will not
turn yellow nor grow stiff like other water
proof goods.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27
Advertising Cheats ~

cit has become so common to write the
beginning of an article, in an elegant, inter
esting manner,
"Then run it into some advertisement
that we avoid all such,
"And simply call attention to the merits
of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms as
possible,
"To induce people
"To give them one trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use anything
else" -
"THE REMEDY SO favorably noticed IN
all the papers,
"Religious and secular, Is
"Having large sale, and Is supplanting
all other medicines.
"There is no denying the virtues of the
Hop plant, and the proprietors Of Hop Bit
tiers have shown great shrewdness
And ability
tues are so palpable to every ones ooseryar
ton"
Did She DieP
"Noi
"She fingered and suffered along, pining
away all the time for years"
" The doctors doing her no gOOd;
"And at last was cured by this Hop Bit
tiers the papers say SO much about"
Indeed! Indeedp'
GLOW thankful we should be for that
medicine" -
A Daughters Misery.
eleven years our daughter suffered on
bed of misery,
From a complication Of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility,
Under the care of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various names,
"But no relief,
"And now she is restored to us in good
health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bitters,
that we had Stunned for years before using
1.-THE PARENTS.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27
Good Health Makes Earth q Heaven.

Remember DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla has proven itself to be the
best blood purifier, health renewer, and
truest strengthercr that can be prepared
from our present knowledge of drugs. 1t is
q positive cure for scrofula and syphillitic
disorders, weak kidneys, nervous debility,
dyspepsia, etc. 1t is especially strength
ening to the digestive and urinary organs
and nervous system. Its soothing effect on
mind and body is most wonderful. 1t acts
like a charm in relieving all physical and
mental distress. Itquickly expels all blood
impurities. 1t makes the old feel young
and buoyapt. 1t imparts health, strength
and vigor to every part Of the body.
USE Wise's Axle Grease on light and
heavy wagons.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

REpDING's Russia Salve. best family salve In
the world, and excellent for stable use. 25cts.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

STANDS to reason-A debater who won't
sit down.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

WIsK's Axle Grease was used on the ma
chinery during the Chicago exposition of 81.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-27

The prosperity of the book-agent
proves that falsehood is mighty and will
oreyail
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
THIRD AND F oURTH-CLAss MAIL MAR

THIRD AND FoURTH-CLAss MAIL MAT
TER.-A change of great Importance to
merchants has been made in regard to
third and fourth classes of mail matter,
though no official notice has yet been re-
ceiyed of it at the Staunton postoffice.
The rate forstiiira class (printed matter is
one cent for two ounces. and for fourth
class matter merchandise one cent for
one ounce. Some certain kinds of printed
matter in bulk, such Us labels, photographs.
tags, &c., have been going as third-class
printed matter at one cent for two ounces.
The department rules now that while
singly such things may be classed as printed
matter and 60 at one cent per two ounces.
yet in bulk they become merchandise and
should be classed as fourth class mail mat
ter, requiring one cent for each ounce, or
part thereof. Consequently such things
as labels, tags, chromos, photographs. val
entines, blank bills, cards, Autographs, if
sent singly or in such small quantities as
to have no great value as merchandise.
still goes as third-class matter, at one cent
pertwo ounces but when sent in such
quantities as to have value as mer-
chandise. it becomes fourth-class matter,
and is subject to one cent postage per
ounce. This is not an actual increase of
postage, but simply a transfer of certain
mail matter from one class to another,
though the operation is such as to cause a
virtual doubling of the rates Of postage on
that particular matter.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20

G. & o. Main Line trains run by.Washington
time; Lexington Division by Columbus time.
Nos and daily except Sunday. Do not run
between Clifton Forge and Huntington.
Nos 2 and 5,daily between Clifton Forge and
Ashland, Ky. No. daily except Saturday, Cliff.
ten. Forge, to Richmond; except Sunday, Rich
mond to Old Point. No. 5, except Sunday, Old
Point to Clifton Forge.
Nos. and 4, Washington, Louisville, and Gin
cinnati FAST LINE, run daily between Louisville
Cincinnati, Washington, and Richmond, Va
DO not stop for local business, except that No. 1
stops between Richmond and Charlottesville
No. 8, Louisville and Cincinnati Fast Line
and No. 4, Washington Fast Line equipped with
Pullman New Drawing-R Room Smoking, Saloon
and Sleeping-Cars, and Solid Trains between
louisville, Lexington, and Washington ID. G.
Pullman New Sleeping-Cars between Cincin-
natl, White Sulphur and Richmond; Day Coach
between Cincinnati and Richmond.
z. & 0. Sleeping Cars on pTrains Nos. and 5,
betw cen Richmond and Clifton Forge.
NO. Z, daily, except Sunday, leave Canneltc"
8 40 am. arrive Huntington 1l:l5a m. ~
NO. 8, daily, except Sunday, leave Fun.. ing ton
3:l5, p M, arrive Cannelton $40 m.
Old dominion Steamers will leave either Nor
folk or Newport News for New York, on Mon
day, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Saturday, at 500 p.
m.
For Rates, Tickets, Baggage Checks, apply to
any office of Q. q .. Ry; or Depot or Ticket Of
nee OF connecting lines. H.W. FULLER,
G. w. SMITH, GenI Pass'r Agent
Gent Manager. Oct25
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20

From the report Of j. w. Powell Di-
rector of the United States Survey, it ap-
pears that the total value of the metallic
products of the United States in 1882 was
1919, ,004. The total value of the non
metallic mineral products, such as coal
petroleum, lime, building stone, salt, etc.
was $226, l50, 406, making grand total Of
S445, 9l2, 410 as the value of all the min
erals produced in the United States last
wear
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
The Dream of Youth.

The dreams we SO fondly loved in early
life may Just as quickly pass away and
path behind. The proud hopes which
spring unbidden in the human heart, may
die and fall as fell the plague on sinful man.
The monuments of beauty and art which
have been reared by mans creative genius
may crumble and turn to dust, but yet Pc
rama the great remedy, will be acknowledged
to be the greatest of all medicines. and will
still receive the praise which so rightly
belongs to it. Thousands have received
benefits from it, and have shown their APP
probation of it by their testimonials to
that effect. Ask your druggist for this
great remedy. and for the pamphlet called
the ILLS Of Life. y or address DIR. S. B.
Hartman Il Co., Columbus. Ohio. and they
will send you one free.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
Loss and Gain.
CHAPTER I.
wnsaken sick a year a

Wasaken sick year ago
With bilious fever"
My doctor pronounced me cured. but
got sick again, with terrible pains in my
back and sides, and got so bad
Could not move.
/ shrunk!
From 22S lbs. to 100. I had been doc
toring for my liver, but it did me no good.
did not expect to live more than three
months. began to use Hop Bitters. Di-
me, my entire system seemed renewed as
II by magic, and after using several bottles
am not only as sound as Il sovereign but
weigh more than l did before. To Hop
Bitters / owe my life.
Dublin, June 6, 81. r. FITZPATRICK.
How TO GET SICK.-Expose yourself
day and night eat too much without ex-
ercise work too hard without rest Doctor
all the time; take all the vile nostrums adj
vertised, and then you will want to know
hosv to get arell,, which is answered in three
words-Take Hop Bitters
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
NOI,TII RoIrNn Train 81 Train 53Train SIS
NAIL. IEXPR' IS LOU Elk

Mail train South bound connects at Chariottes
VIE VIE with chesapeake and Ohio r. w. East and
| West, and at GOrdonsvine with G. & o. for Rich
mond at Lynchburg, with Norfolk & Western
4. Il. through Southwest Virginia to Nashville
and with Richmond & Allegheny Ry. for Lex
ington and Natural Bridge, and at Danville
wieh Richmond & Danville Railroad. to South
and Southwest.
Mail train North bound. connects at Lynch
burg with the X. & A. Il. X. for Lexington and
| Natural Bridge, and at Charlottesville with c.
.. X; w for Staunton, Clifton Forge and in
| termediate points.
Express trains South bound connect at Char
| lottesville with c. e. o. r. w. for the West and
at Danville with Il. & ID. r. X. for all points in
south, Southeast. Southwest and East.
Express trains north bound connect at Char
lottesville with G. & o. K. w. for Richmond,
stanton, White sulphur, Charleston and Hun
For Fairfax G. H. daily connection, at Fair
fax station.
Trains 50, 81 and 81 connect to and from War
renton daily, and train SO and % daily, except
Sunday, to and from Warrenton
MIXED TRAINS, leave Alexandria daily, ex-
cept Sunday. 400 a. M, 1900 IN. and 113O p. m
returning arrive at Alexandria 500 a. M and
FRANKLIN DIVISION, daily except Sunday,
IN Junction IL. 10 a. M. Leave Franklin june
LION 6:lO p M, arrive at Rocky Mount 1000 p. M,
with mail trains and 81 also with local freight
trains to Lynchburg and Danville.
M MANASSAS Al A DIVISION daily, except Sunday
Leave washington 35 a. M, Alexandria $40 a.
M, arrive at Strasburg lilo p. M. CONNECTING
Win the Valley Road East and West, and al
ffver with Shen. Val. II. X. for Luray saasf
Waynesboro. Returning, leave Strasburg, 300
P, m, arriving at Alexandria $40 p. M and.
Washington 7:lO %. NJ
MIXED TRAINS leave Alexandria daily, ex-
SeepC sunday, 4:45 a. H., arriving at Strasburg
o:oU p M Returning, leave Strasburg 4:40 a. M,
arriving at Alexandria BIS p. m. Leave Manas-
sas lo;55 a. m daily except Sunday, arriving at
sS ~. 4:SO M, returning, leave stras6urg
nassas ll:55a. m.
For Middleburg connection at Plains station,
Tor Upperv1lle, connection at Delaplane.
fullman Sleeping Cars between New York and
montgomery ON Mail trains, north and south
pound without change, only one change of cars
between New York and New Orleans.
New orleans Sleeping Cars leave Washington
SOP a. M, running through without change
Pullman Sleeping Cars between Washington
anu augusta, Ca, without change, on 1910 o..
bia. ~
Solid trains with Pullman Palace cars attach
eu run through between Washington and LOU
lsvliie, via Staunton and White Sulphur, daily .
All trains make good connections at WasG,-
ington, to and from North and West.
through tickets at lowest rates to all inapesr.
Cant points in the United States.
]. S. b. THOMPSON,
~ Assistant General Pass. Agt.
W M. $. DUNN, Eng and Supt
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
LAND SALES.
DRlvATE SALE
VALUABLE AUGUSTA FARM

VALUABLE AUGUSTA FARM.
| will sell my farm lying in Augusta county,
Va, on the public road leading from Staunton
to New Hope, eight miles northeast of Staun-
ton and two miles north of New Hope, contain
ing
BIG ACRES.
About LIS acres of this land lies east of the
road, and al west. The portion east OF the road
is blue slate land, the rest is sand slate and
about one hundred acres in timber-pine, oak
and hickory. This farm has running water in
every field. Meadow Run passes through a part
of the farm and about one half of the north line
runs with it.
This place is known as the Geo. w. Mowry
farm. and has on it a brick house, with eight
rooms, large SwitZer barn and all outbuildings
necessary 10 a well regulated farm, two tenant
to be III bearing) and small old orchard OF
good fruit, peaches, cherries and small fruits OF
all kinds; well OF never failing water in the
yard. /
For wheat and grass this farm cannot be ex-
celled, and corn and all kinds OF grain grow
well. This year | threshed nearly 1900 bushels
of wheat, and grass was fine, but the drouth cut
the corn short. Churches, mills, blacksmith
shop, stores, etc., are convenient.
1t Is rarely that such property is offered for
sale. Any one wishing TO purchase can see The
farm and learn terms by calling on me on the
place, or in my absence, Mr.. VIM. A. Hudson, of
property with the assistance OF my son, h. A.
Driver. COMMUNICATIONS to my address at
New Hope. Augusta county, Va, will receive
prompt attention. Price moderate and terms
accommodating. SAMUEL DRIVER.
dec6-3nl
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
Pale, Poor, Puny and Pallid.

Considering all the ills that attack little
children, it is q wonder that any of the
poor little youngsters live to grow up.
There are children who are truly objects
of pity. They seem almost bloodless.
Their cheeks are thin and pinched: their
eyes are hollow and their skin is tightly
drawn over their foreheads. There is
nothing hearty about them. They do not
enjoy their lives. They are suffering from
the debility that leads to marasmus. Poor
things
Do good deed for the pale, poor, puny,
pallid child. Hand its mother bottle of
Broacn's Iron Bitters. Here is life even
for the most delicate, the most debilitated
for the child almost given up for dead.
Iron in the blood is what the child needs,
to bring it up. The little digestive appa-
ratus will recover The pale cheeks will
fill out. The weary groan of the child
will be exchanged for the merry prattle of
infantile gladness. Your druggist will tell
you what wonders Broarn' s Iron Bitters has
done for very sick children.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
A Little Model Repuhlic.

VALPARAISO, CHILI.-Senor Ricardo
Stuven, leading commission merchant
of this city. after having exhausted all 9TH
er remedies has been completely cured of
rheumatism by the use of st. Jacobs Oil,
the pain banisher. He makes this public
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
FROM TWENTY TO rwE.yrY-E1vE

frst-class workmen, including master timers
rOofers and painters. Our facilities are such
operate on the wholesale plan; thereby sayin ;
to customers the large profits of the middI :
our shop room, and are, in every way. prenare 4
to meet the increasing demands of the trade,
These are some of the reasons we can do wo, h
cheaply and well, and they are some of the rea !.
sons why we can afford to do it
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20

p. I. Barnum is exceedingly happy ovel
the announcement that his agent in the
East has secured a white elephant for Ills
show. He said Friday morning that he
thought of running over to Liverpool te
meet the sacred animal. which is expected
: in February. The Prince of Wales, ac
ception in the Geological Gardens in Lon
don in honor of the elephant and the two
Siamese priests who, according to the con.
tract with the King of Siam, are to ac-
company it in it's travels.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20

n week at home. $500 outfit free. Paw
v olutely sure. No risk. Capital not ra.
nj red Reader, if you want business.at
w.. MS of either Sex, young or old
aboutceretanty write To- il Ilt.st,
deco II. HALLErT & Co. Portland Main
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
CHEAPER AND BET7,EIe

than any similar concern now operating In vir.
ginia. We employ none but the best maferia !
and most skilled workmen, enjoying special al :
tages in the purchase of goods
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20

VIRGINIA MIDLAND RAILWAY
On and after Sunday. Nov. Is, 1888, Passenger
trains Jill run as follows:
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
AND GUARANTEE

veryjob we do, both In price and quality. Sc,
your order 10 GEO.W. AY 4 Co.
uHeI- st aunton " n
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20

RURKE's LIVERY STABLES,
STAUNToN. VIRGINIA.

For the Summer season of 1883, the subscrilser
mas purchased New and Elegant Livery Outfits,
tons, &C., which in neatness and ease of moving
are unequaled in the Valley. His horses ars
ing and riding surpass any livery in the State.
Horses fed and boarded on liberal terms.
Office near the bridge (new building)
july ED BJTRKE
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
Y,RUSTEE'S SALE
IN,
VALUABLE STEAM ENGINE & SAW MILL

VALUABLE STEAM ENGINE & SAW MILL.
By virtue of a Deed of Trust executed to me
by Albert Markley and J. Wesley Cook, on the
2lst day of September, 1892 and recorded in the
Clerks office of the County Court of Augusta
county, to secure debt to the Staunton Iron
Works Co., and in accordance with the terms of
said deed, will sell at public auction to the
highest bidder, in frontof the Court House in
Staunton.
ONE 16-HORSE POWER PORTABLE STEAM
Engine, one 16-Horse Power Boiler, one No. Q
Saw Mill, together with all fixtures with or be-
longing to said machinery, on
MONDAY, DECEMBER 9th, 1885,
County Court day, at u o'clock in the day. The
engine can be seen at Stockton 4 Bros shop
previous to day of sale.
TERMS-Cash in hand $4,000, and for the bal
ance negotiable notes will be required of the
purchaser in three equal instruments, at 3, 6
and months, with interest from date of sale,
and personal security to be approved by the
Trustee. Il. F. STOCKTON,
dee6-tds Trustee.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
EvERYBODY's DOCTOR.

By ROBERTA. GUM. MD.
Eue1ybodys Doctor contains 6s4 octave paaes.
ana Is printed on fine paper and is handsomely
bound. 1t is sold Mt the low price of three (S;S
of all.
The work differs from all other books on Do
mestic Medicine i'll having the diseases syste-
mat1cally arranged according to their classif-
cation. Everything is described in the plainest
possible language, and the prescriptions are
written out in plain English so that they can
De employed by any intelligent reader.
Parents will find it a reliable adviser in every
thing relating to the rearing of their child rem.
Every family.can save fifty times the price of
1t is complete in all its parts, and is the most
recent book of the kind published.
II you have Dyspepsia, find out how to cure it
by reading Everybody S, Doctor
You can learn how to cure Catarrh by consult
ing ssEverybody's Doctor,
For habiltual. Constipation, read ''Everybody's
DOctor.'
For all diseases'of the lungs andiair passages.
consult Everybody Doctor
you can cure Group and Whooping Cough by
following the treatment given in GIVE rybody's
Doct0r.'' ~ > - i
For the cure of Piles read ..Fyerylsoey,s Doc
tori - I - 49,
The book will be sent free by mail or express
on receipt of three dollars.
Book.
Address
NICKLES PUBLISHING CO.
~ Ann Street New York City.
E1-Send for Circular. Agents wanted Exclu
siye. Territory Guaranteed. nov29-em
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1883-12-20
No Grease for Him.

when Greece her knees-Greece her
knees-Greece her knees. = stammered an
embarrassed school-boy, forgetting the next
line of his recitation. There is no occa.
sion to grease anybody's knees Neither
ker's Hair Balsam is all the dressing you
want Restores the original gloss and col
OF to gray or faded hair. Does not soil the
linen; not dye; good for. the scalp; pre-
vents falling out.