Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1883-08-16
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

nl nlnVrnH WAFER
melon cron
wor W., bas o;oh,voro o;oor f.o
,orioSS %iS "JSt ,YSir% I ,nrS"i ' o omt y 50oo 0oo
cigorS l,st ycar
Chiromor committed .picide in
San n" Tramois"" ronnntIv by bano;n%
@ L;,"soIt ~, so,,or
a, .nI ,., ,t .,.,,i hold
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ONO giflS on inc % Erlc ShUlc Ii, many
,,m tiun ,,'Ior J,o.nv" ,roUs o~ ,ass "''"0' '' anu
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Baltimore mas ABOUT louI hHhureu
hacks lhe cost OF one anu PAIR Oh
''orS'S ',, "'',"A'' Pt'ooV, ,.', .,o ooo -,
wolves destroy 9iz'ooo'VVo worm vi
ca',ie IN eastern huSsia every year,
ana human l'Ves are also Ios''
A topper OF fark Clty' N.Y. was SO
lhIrSty as TO set MS sPectaGleS lor oo
CENTS Wllich ne spent lor WHISKY
A man named Garfield, who is total
Iy blind, carries the mails between
highland ana foughKeepsle' N l.
COw-bclls are the musical lnstru-
mcnts used for serenadng newly-mar-
ried couples until they stand treat, in
tho glorious west
A girl in Howard, Steuben county,
n. Y, has plowed, planted, and cultl-
waited four acres of potatoes this sum-
mcr on her fathers farm.
There is much excitement among
the Mongolian residents of Philadel-
pha, Pa, over the proposition to ap-
point Sam Wah patrOlman.
Opium has advanced heavily under
an increase of duty and the expectation
that the cholera will interfere
with the harvest in that Levant.
A sea turtle weighing 200 pounds
was recently captured in Kent mar
rows. between Baltimore, Md, and
Chestown, by crew on steamer.
An ;uccnious Stockton. Cal. burglar
Cocs about with n Gsbing.tacklo and
6auls the clothes through the transoms
and then takes his time looking them
over.
pic.o-pot is the name of n north
western territory chief who. with part
of his tribe. entertained the pcopIc of
Rcoincr with n apen,1ine Indian pow-wow
recently.
An Elmira, N. Y, florist has sue
cecded in growing bananas in a green
house. and the fruit is said to be- a vast
Improvement ON that imported from
the tropics.
A Jopanese writes home TO Toxic
from Nav York that Americans can
moi Listinruish him from a Chinaman.
and that in CONSEQUENCE he suffers
many indirnities
o., ,orsons Erolish Eronoh ord
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'"',In' n",u s T',i'o" ,h iiiI" ~ in"' u .moLo
lpt i,,c "Suo'' ~ oi vnp L; pnat "omp RaIfo,r
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The following IS literal transcript
OF sign on pennsylvania village
store; leu nnI in'ors' sugar @ "nu
sminsIeS' s,,, ~ ntlohNuo' ,t n anu ;, N''''''
"HnSNS' / III anu o''i'i Di"s''
Hot Springs, Ark, now steps to the
front wllha ''small mah, whom thcy
claim to be the smallest in the world
lie Is TWO leet anu seven ihches hil'
anu Is "' VI" Us 'no o'oeS' vi ''o
Siii%licsv, IN, = ~ uh,
lhe SIaNc vi SoulS Mollitr, Mhe
WIS uulieu lorty years "So III iGAn''
oSWeSo county, N. e, was opeheu tne
oIher uay anu iouhu !" contain put "
a'a ToI ,J,o ", I smu I''''' ''"" WV NAM
NV" '''No' n' ""'",' o,
a man III OF; 1elSDa, Hai'' mas
young cow WclShlne ABOUT lou Pounus'
rom Wh'ch ne mas nillkeI over seven
gaIiohs per uay ior several uays IN sue
cession' ana llaoo slA'y Pouhus oi put-
lor from her III n'lle "ceh''
Allen +; MOTIFS was inc ilrst cohied-
crate soluler 10 uraw pension uhuer
the tennessee law allowing Slo per
month TO cohieuGraieS IN the army
Mr. MOTIFS had poth eyes sho, ou1 IN
the Oattle OF stone rlVer' Dec d. looz'
A sensible horse belonging to Mr..
Hansan' OF Meduila, RIA, when turned
into the corn-ileld walks over TO the
watermelon patch, anu selectlng as
many ripe, ones as he wants. eats them
with relish The green ones ne pays
no heed to.
1t is said that frequent scraping and
cleaning have made the battle monu'
ment at Baltimore something very dif'
forcnt from what it was originally;
For instance, the fine Roman nose OF
the goddess has been converted INTO
vulgar snub.
Gottlieb Zorn's wife was moving in
field at Newdorp, l.. l., the other
day, when her husband was .prostrated
by sunstrokc. She picked him up put
him on her back, and carried him INTO
| the house. When he became better she