The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1883-10-19
Laugh While you Can.

Laugh While you Can.
A political incident in Paris: Two
! Americans are standing in frontot q CAFE
on the Boulevard des Italiens, T9rla.
4 member of the Chamber. of Depdtle4'
rushes bv, with every appearance OF q
man who is terribly frightened. FIRST
| American-What on earth do 'yon sup. :
pose is the mater with that fellow:
| Second American-Can't imagine, un-
less he fancied he saw Prince Napolson'
| coming around the corner'-brooKlyn
Eagle.
Aiabama boasts a watermelon witR'a.
complete map of the world on its sur
face! The cholera districts are strongly
,outlined.-Burlington Free Presss
I An item from Boston,. "Whosae 'lecA
ted Senator, Jim9?" said n of two berry
individuals as they came to the lefc face.
with a lurch in front of the Journal.
bulletin last Wednesday. Don't Know
which feller's 'lected," said the inter.
roooted> blinking at the bulletin bbard; ).
hut nescheshary f. choice got the most :
yotes.n-Boston Com mercial Bulletin: i
Credits flies away on the oWe-pinions
of proaigals.-NeW York News. -.
Making it gay: eyes," said Browns
1 "Goldprick is q smart fellow. a remar- J
kably.smart fellow l never saws,ssrch al,
man. No matter what he goes intrh e
makes it pay" "Thcn wish he'd go
into himself a little while" remarked
the butcher who had supplied Goltk riek !,
with provisions without being able to
see the color of Goldbrick's noneyix.I,
wish he'd 90 into himself and see If he
could make that pay."'-Boston Tran
script.
In troublesome fix: al got a Jack
in-tbe-box on Christmas: what did you
get, Franzel?n Nothing" "Why
not?. Because papai is an,antiSemMe.'
"Wbat do YOU mean?' We'll, papa
said he would not buy anything of
Jew and the Christians wo MT give him
credit."-Frankfurter 2eitnng. -,
A dog on a warm summer day lay
down IN the shade and sooa fell asleep.
He was awakened by the nohe.ofa huge
bull approaching his shady resting place.
"Get up," said the hull, and let me,
lie down there" "No," replied the
dog, "you have no right totks place;;,I
was here first" swell" said the bull,
looking; innocently at the dog, but, with
a %terociiosus twinkle in his lefteXe. which
, made the dogs spinal column run cold
and his lower jaw give way. Lets
throw UP for it.' ifhank YOU" said the
dog politely. 81 never gamble.4 and, le.
walked away. Morai-Virtue has its
own feward.-Lite.
GLOW shall we stop the great evil of
lyingr' asks q. religious weekiy::'ft cah't'
be stopped; but the evil might be less
ened materially by abandoning. the cu6s.
stones.-Sorristown Hersas w.: Il
Gentlemen" said the Texas man III
the restaurant when the waiter dumped
u plate of hot soup down hisback, teeII3
tlemen, don't laugh, As lie had ,riseh..
to his feet and drawn two. revolv.ia, his :
wishes were respected.-Boston Post.
"Is there anything wrong, IN hissinsaa"-
he asked her, as they stoodIogethsfE, at.
the gate. Certainly there is" she re-
piled, cor there wouldn't be any fun'inN
it."-Rochester Post-Express.
We are suffering from q severe droutl
but New York has Qscar,. Wilde <atkain.. :
We have sympathy to spare ,for1New~
York. She needs it more than We do
San Antonio Express. '
"Hello, Jack, old fellow. how are
your Haven't seen you fer three years.
Take a cigar. Ihear you're Just whoep-.
in thing in business" eyes, I'm get
tine,along first rate" Getting rich and
living Oh the interest of your money,
hey?" "Yes-and no. Pm making the.
money and my mother-iu-lag sue, lives
onthe interest."-Chicago News.
A thunder storm is a high-toned af-
fah.-Oil City Derrick.
"What!" exclaimed a haSfblack, :
never heard of Jesse James, the man
who found America floating around
recklessly, waiting for some n to look
after her? What: Never heard Of Jesse.
James, the great Antarican. pie. bNrH'
Well, that's him. Hai,was shining .the
shoes of stranger, who. had inquired
abouttke Clay statue" ---LaulsvilIe C5nr- /.
Ter Journal. .,
A young woman in an Ohio town mar
ried her b%goother's wifc's father. When
last seer she was busy with a compass
and a dictionary trying to study out
what relation she is to herselt.-peck's
Sun. ~, ~ 80
Admitted to bale-The sailof. dfdered''
into a leakv boat.-New York News.
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