The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-05-24

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II lies feia iie rtses
yoons bride being ssied bov be-
hpsls.sa iu,nssi cat. replied thai be turn
"a aas ,ssy late ID The nosrins srd sarnst
n 10y late 81 nishi
W. nss,sr he's hard IL Is 10 fad
n~siag chair dpnag the dsy. man i
snfr TO fall ager obe chen b. is in sesrci
a Iiss match boz after DARK.
1 chieopee, Mas small boy aeclin
al 10 eat soup si dianer. the other dsr. o.
tic sraand thu, be ''hsdn', any teeth that
s.rs lli,ls enough ior soup
o. tho fepce - "a old grsse,ard ID
feHn., isaria appears this inscription 10
large sLiis letters '.Uss Smiths bottled
49, II goo soaii keep ont Of here
Nj. Isa.o.. can ,oa iole me we're YES
The fsss .liaaonaf. No. Mr.. isscol's; yer
tss aY Wy. Meats son on der ark. ~
,as shsm 81 - fast ~sisr. "
Adj iifv@n; SAITH son't bss. 90 soit
,lils as as has L.d II doa't knos. .
rrpiissi Robinson. hen have. q soft thing
81 long ~ b. ioesn's lose his head. "
--"A little too much repose about the
month for il to he natural I" We, the re-.
nars 4 husbspd 10 West EDd photo.
grapfl.f Who had taken his ~ifes' photo.
srNrh
A old LADY Mas asked her opinion
shout Mrs Smith. her next door noigbbor.
"Nel. .sid she, I'm not the one 10
speas ~ u ANY body, but ! mustsay feel
sep sorry tot NJ Smith"
--',Of c0ursc. said Mrs Rnbric, ''our
rector conducts ihe service in English;
but then it Is just a. grand and inspiring
Is L.iin; you can't understand word no
says, yon know
II SOC before mo, said the school Wis.
i,or perhaps tho president, OF the United
States" I'm president Of our bicycle
club already. chimed in tcn.ycars-old,
bis eyes swapping with pleasure.
Elderly phllanthropist, to small boy
who Is vainly striving to pull door bell
above his reach Let me help you. my
little man. pulls the bell Small boy =
"Now you had better run or we II both get
. lckingl"
The granger who poked his hoe handle
into humble-bee's nest, came 10 The con-
clusion, a. he strsakcd across the lots for
the hou.c. that "bec IL ever 40 humble.
there's no place like home.
--"wha, are yon going TO do when you
gros up. II you don't know how TO eipher9
asked teacher Of a slow boy I'm going
10 be school teacher, aud make the boys
do the ciphering.' WAS the reply.
"A South Ncwbury woman. who will
be one hundred years old next July. can
repeat poetry. II il said. by the hour.
Her Intellectual faculties are evidoAtly
fai ling.
Reach me down that Webster. John.
said QUE OF our lately elected judges 10 bis
clerk Zone Of them doggoned thieving
newspapers has been libeling me, and l
won't stand it. The blackg uard calls me
. forensic light"
"A couple OF lawyers engaged in case
were recently discussing the issue. AT
all events. said the younger and more en-.
thnsias,ic. I'VE have JUST ce on our side.
To which the elder aud wiser replied,
Quite true: but what we want is the Chief
Justice on oat side.
The vifc OF bran new member Of
congress told her nsishbors that her fam.
lily would remove to Washington, but was
undecided A. TO how they would live in the
capital she favored taking Que Of the Po-
tvmac Oats.
--vanderbilt's cook gets $1,000 year
And nov lots OF young men who had their
choice between college education and
learning the culinary trade on canal boat
are biting their idle fingers with envy.
Alas. 40 never see our mistA kes until II is
too late to correct them.
"A German went 10 friend and said
80 morro~ I owi yon $4,000. am
ruined, cannot pay il aud ! cannot
shIe.p WAX. Til. creditor sad; Ivy
.l,dnt YOU wait 10 dell inc morrow
Nos neither nan shleep wink. 7"
--Aa Arkansas boy. writing from col
..er 10 reply 10 his fathers letter, said
so you thiak that sm wasting my time
10 writing III he stories for the local papers
aud cite Johnson's saying that the no |
writes Except for money Is fool. 1 shall
act ap1a Dr. Johnsons suggestion and |
wit. ior mDney. Send me iiiiy dollars
--Lssyer -"fon say you made an ex
animation o, il,r premises. What di,l yon |
hajg Wilne., 10. nothing OF couse
quraee. l,eggafly account OF empty |
boxes as Shakespeare says, Lawyer
"N'.ser niai sha ~ akespesre said. He
will ~ sammoped. and testify for himself
IL BIZ snos. anything about the case
1sls "
What u Tbs matter, Mosei" asked |
Jim sllssrson al Mr. shsmbnrg. Austin
nerchsni prince Il vas mad At dot Sch.
~isdslm.y. He has not invited me 10 his