Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1883-12-11
PLEAsAxTRIES.

oPlhIfUAh music We won . ~
,ome till morning"
CnARaE Of the light brigade-Ths
yas company's bill.
TIE man always ready with a huzzo
or his fayorite candidate is o cheerful
siver.
"TN cowed down, as tho milkman re
iarksi that was kicked over by light
,ocled bovine.
"I'M losing ground" as farmer re.
aarkel when a mortgage was foreclosed
N his farm.
An umbrella is different from man
i that it is only good for something
lien it is used up. Jill
How WOULD it do to refer to the youth.
nj and Inexperienced horseman as q
.reen mounting boy?
Il COLI and slippery weather many 6
uuiltIhicc huuu sAhcS u uoP- AAir
,iends then think he has fallen.
Avoid !e low dig In Cologne
RiiISway with an d wouan's bogns;
But the vrlthfu, Old erogns
Hit him twice with stogns,
And iva dreadfa. TO hear tho Dig grngna
STRAWBERRY shortcake at church fes
.iv,l is charming stuff TO eat. II is sucL
,xc.ting fun to sec who gets the straw
belry.
Cross qucstions-Tliose iuterrogatet
" the angry wife OF her husband who re.
urns ut an unseemiy late hour OF
.he night.
A SYRACUSE girl broke of ler engage.
npnt because her lover joined base l.al
lnb. She thought he might get exor
i4e enough saving wood for an orphal
.ylum.
"WaAT is the reason Col. McSpillkin,
.oes not live with his wife any moref'
.skcd Gflhooly of III Austin lawyer
There are sundry and divorce reasons,
,sponded the lawyer solemnly.
economical correspondent Of Main
onsults Us OH the matter u making lit
lie money go good ways. Accorlin!
| 20 our ideas the best way would be t
.ut it in an envelop eand mail il to III.
I TRE New York papers are discussing
.he question, "Can Judge sit when h
over 10 years olds" II he is Xix
ither men, we should think he could 81
| dreadful sight longer than he coul
.tand.
"Do you intend going 10 . summe
resort this summer'" inquired Mis-
titzioy of her practical friend. "Oh
,es,' indeed. nthere is any place wher
summer resorts this year we arc going
.uroiy." lri
An aged English lady in one OF GU
street cars paid her fare and handed III
conductor tract. much obliged, h
aid. "but We are forbidden 10 take any
hing over and above tho price Of til
icilt." 3J9o lEl sUtf AZ
4 Law professor" What constitute
burelaryY Student" There must b
I. breaking." professor--"Tten. il
nan enters your door and takes s. froI
,onr vest pocket in the hall, would tha
oe bun glaryi" student" Yes, sir, b.
cause thai would break ms.".i
/ "CRowDKD out by press OF ne
natter" ns the reporter remarked whe
he looked in through tAe parlor blind
md saw seven young men talking to hi
vest girl Sunday evening. So he wer
70 q house out on South Hill where th
sisters live and "got out an extra, =
4 Haick-Eye. go q S1l
4 WE'LL, well wonder what will ne,
be,pnll the rage2'' First we had spell
ing schools, then the Beecher business
base ball, the yellow fever, Tannerisn
The 3go-as-yoa-please walking manii
Pinaiore, Sara Bernhardt, and now PEI
pie have gone to reading the Bible. Th
is great country.
I"wuY is honesty the best policy
asked Prof. Stearns, when the class ]
neral science had the floor. "Becaui
| It is SO seldom used, the new boy at I'll
foot Of the class replied, sit never ge
nut Of repair" That wasn't exactly IL
.nswcr in the book, but the boy g
marked Ok on 1t. all the same.
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