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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
They win All he There.

CiuciunUfi Ne0rS-J0HFN1T UfW.I.
Hoadv is back in time to sound the
bugle-call to the final charge on the enc
my's lines. and every Democrat Will re-
spond to the call. There will be no sulk-
ing nor skulking, but "Old Democrats :
and New Democrats" ''Hardshells' and
'.Softshells," will all be in at the death OF
Dorsevism, Fosterism and Deacon smith
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
Twenty Years in IA Nutshell

Forgetting and despising the simple
honesty of Abraham Lincoln, the Repub-
lican party has rioted in the corruption Of
Grantism condoned the star route rob
berries and ipetty larcenies of Hayesism
and yawned over the insOuciance of Ar
fhmrisnl
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
b the Democratic Party Afraid9

E0uisr5lts Commandment lDe".'.
If the Democratic party is afraid 70
tackle the most mOnstr0us OF kepuOH-
can war measures, If 1t dare not ahtas-
onIze the Keifer-Kelly-Robeson abOmina-
tion then if is without courage Of con-
victjon. and is good for nothing.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
crERENT COMMENT.


PhjLtdelphia Chronicle Hcra4 lDen'l'
It a eullible man that leaves Brother
Blaine ont Of the Republican calculations
for 1891
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

The Texans didn't turn out strong To
Vote Oh the five constitutional amend
nrntS. The total vote was only l".oWt
Iu 1~sD the vote tor President was over
3t4oao. Tin, amendments. however. were
YlIt..rried
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
Hon. William Z

Hon. William Taylor, Health Commits
sioner, Boston. says: ''After three months use
of the CUTICURA REMEDIES. and twelve years
of as constant suffering from ScTofulous HUI
NOR of the face, neck and scalp as was ever
endured, can say that / am cured. and pro-
nounce my case the most remarkable on re-
cord
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
prtI 0nnos.
PLAN!


ko.tfo
the vi De b. o
whic p
wli p
for less We pei
fac a s.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
An Occasion When BattOn Might N"'
Have Recognized Himself.

TIH7JN11 Dsp7+of -AeI--.
If the report Of his resigning had
proved true. Hatton might nave mad some
difficulty in recognizing himself.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

The Republican press Of New ORR pre-
tends To- think that tine independent voters
of fbtt state will east their votes with the
Republicans this fam. The republican
press expressed about the same opinion
last fall. but it didn't prevent Folser'~ de-
feat bv ID majority of 3O0.0uo.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
2slaamnIia Balm.
ON ETHlNC
EVERY LADY
OUGHT TO KNOW.

There exists a means of Sc
curing a soft and brilliant
Complexion, no matter how
poor it may naturally be.
Hagan's Magnolia Balm is a
delicate and harmless arti-
Gle, which instantly removes
Ere ckIes, Tan, RedneSS,
ROughness, EruptiOnS, Vul-
gar FlushingS, ETC., etc. So
delicate and natural are its
effects that its use is not
suspected by anybody.
No lady has the right to
present a diSfigured face in
society when the Magnolia
Balm is sold by all druggists
for IS cents.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

II. L. Carpenter, Henderson, y. Y, cured
of Psoriasis or LeprOsy, of twenty years
standing. by CUTICURA REMEDIES. The most
wonderful cure on record. \ dustpan full of
scales fell from him daily. Physicians and
his friends thought he must die. Cure sworn
to before Justice of the Peace and Hender-
sons most prominent citizens
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

Sold by all druggists. Cuticura. so cents
Rcsolvent, 81; Soap, p cents. POTTER DRUG
AND CHEMICAL Co., Boston, Mass.
Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases. -
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

from the blood and perspration, and
thus removes the cause. CUTFURA.
the great skin Cure, instantly allays
Itching and Inflammation. clears the skin
and scalp, heals Ulcers and Sores, restores
the Complexion. CUTICURA SOAR, an eN
quisite skin Beautlier and Toilet Requisite,
j. indispensable in treating skin diseases, and
for rough. chapped or greasy skin, black
heads, bOtches and baby humoFs. CUTICURA
REMEDIES are the only infallible blood puri-
tiers and skin beautifers.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
= IJEFIE ~ IINNts
Atn E,rrnnis.u El.n..iuer Uen..-.

san FrGacisco Egamjaer Ds@'.I.
The aspects Of Democracy in Russia are
about as DIM as the aspects Ofreiorm IN the
Republican party.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

OONE highly medicinal, indorsed by
phvsicians, preferred by the elite. Sales, 1881
and 1852, 900. 900 cakes. Sold everywhere.
Trade supplied by LIPPMAN BROS, savan-
nah, Ga.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

Chas. HoughtOn, Esq, lawyer. 2S State
street, Boston. reports a case of salt Rheum
under his observation for ten years, which
covered the patients body and limbs. and to
which all known methods of treatment had
been applied without benefit, which was COM
plctely cured solely by the CUT1CURA RENE
DIES, leaving a clean and healthy skin.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06


W ANIED, q 3 or 50-herse- po,yor-
w tubular Boiler; second-ha AMI Tue
der; stack, front and an fitfines SOD
Address A., care ClasOn 4 Co.. SayaooSSal pes
WANTED, man in Savannah, ~
W an Office and represent q man. Ia
TO secure agentsand sell the trade an esl
new me NE OF gooos that meet with readr
$40 TO 500 per week can be made. sa5y s
tai required. Address MANU- (, a1'i -e5. esJ
Box l05, West Acton, Mass. oRER
w ANTED, situation by clerr
w tail grocery store; one aeonei,.il h
the business ana not afraid to w0rt y Es
I. o. B., care Morning News office. Aua's
w ANTED, a good cook, washer o-s~~
w for a small family; good ,- -a1 lfose
steady employment; must have rao@fes AT
ence. Apply at 70 Gordon street. 9'Oa fsisl.
WANTED, table boarders. Al n
w Julian street. Vi St
WANTED, ten good painters -.
w DORNEY & CAMERON caappiY 8
and builders, President stgeet. betvTaplss ates
and Whitaker. '''a Bul
WANTED, a cook. at 50 Sontb -
W street, corner Habersham. 'aatl
w ANTED, everybody to know thar
w loan money on Diamonds W. 4
JeWelry, Silverware, etc. Paw hirhes,~ ~.
for Old sold and Silver at Licensed palleee'
broker House, lS1 Congress street. 4 AiI nv 4
BERG, Manager. ~ NJ
WANTED. a practical gardener And A.
w to take charge of a vegetable fo5. w
small nursery. Inquire c. Seller Gu a,,sSla'
dia Park. 0OHO0f
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
GntirItra 1rulrOira
Gntirrtra 1srmrDtra
N&lTHEEDEZ4T, Sk|I/Ey/PPC

ITO cleanse the Skin,
L Scalp and Blood of
itching, Scaly, Pimp-
ly, ScrOfulOus, Inheri-
ted and Contagious
IIumOrs, Blood POis-
Ons, Ulcers, Assesses,
and Infantile Skin
Tortures. the CUTI-
CURA REMEDIES are
infallible. CUTICURA
RESOLYENT, the new
Blood Purifier. Diu-
,retic and Aperlent,
eXpels disease germs
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
h is stated in the Washington 81

II Is stated in the Washington specials
that the lottery companies, which have
been refused the use OF the money order
and registered letter system. are using
the postal notes with considerable advan-
tage to themselves. The notes being pay
able to bearer they have no trouble in
getting the money on them. The question
is, however, how can they get the postal
notes: The Postmaster Generals order
i that no mail matter shall be delivered
to the lottery companies. The postal
notes can't he ST much benefit to the COM
panies unless they can get hold of them.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

MIR. and Mrs. Everett Stebbins, Belcher-
town. Mass, write; "Our little boy was terri
blv afflicted with ScrofUa. salt Rheum and
Eryslpelas ever since he was born, and moth
ing we could give him helped him until we
tried CUTICURA REMEDIES, which gradually
child -
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

Ii anything near the 1,OOO,0OO
pounds Of we'll granulated sugar from
sorghum, expected in New Jersey
this year i actually obtained, the ques-
ton will be settled, the problem solved
OF producing our own supply Of sugar.
such triumph will put the whole coun-
try to growing sorghum, and it would not
be long before we should he able to chron.
icle the fact, that instead Of paying out
$IOO. 900, 900 annually for sugar and mo-
Iasses. the United States were pocketing
that amount from foreign nations.
Florida Is making preparations for a
grand day at the Louisville Exposition
on the 18th of this month. Her people are
making extraordinary efforts to have her
resources fully displayed on that day.
Her Governor and his cabinet will be
there and as many of her citizens as can
make it convenient to 90. splendid
exhibit will no doubt bring Florida many
immigrants.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

When David y. Wells said 'n" new
cotton mill, were being built in New Eng
land" he probably meant that coming
events east their shadows before. me
tariffs that support the New England cot
tou mills will Poe repealed. and the cotton
-uiuuer~ are preparing 10 -" south.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06
Bnarnilta.
gottFr,u.
Goltratinnai.

CHORT-HAND by Mail. The Reporting
- style taught from the beginning by a seriei
of Lesson Sheets. easily mastered. Glass and
private tuition. send for pamphlet. Philadel-
phia school OF RhOnography, 1898 Chestnut
street. LINGLE q MCKNIGHT.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

1t is by no means definitely settled
whether the War Department or Lieut.
Darlington is to blame for the failure of
the Greely relief expedition. II is as
serted at the Signal Office that the supple
mental orders which required Lieut.. Gar
lington to leave supplies a Littleton
Island accompanied the original orders
and were enclosed in the same envelop.
II Is clear that there will nave to he an
investigation before the blame can be 10
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

w ANTED, ten good painters -
w D0RNEY & CAMERON co,pplY {.
and builders, President stgeet, betTappss a Y
and Whitaker. 'u Blg
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

Complexional defects are erddicdted not
hidden, by GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

w ANTED, a good cook, washer aDs--~
w for a small family; good In -19 fose
steady employment; must have go@sges a.
ence. Apply at 10 Gordon street. eV0u fest
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

WANTED, table boarders, at N = ;
w Julian street. We st
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

w ANTED. a p or 30-herse- po,go. -
w tubular Boiler: secondhand. NE !
der; stack, front and an fittinrs 900 3
Address A., care Ciason q CO.. Sayao NM ~ &
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

The ravage~ Of yellow fever alon. the
northwestern coast Of California and in
Central America are said o. hc fearful.
Al Mazatlan every house. according 10
tbe reports. l. a hospital. There are no
~l.u- OF abatement. except in the towns
where the fever Is burning itself ont for
---u. ~ naL-r-aL
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

ps5-,+-rs9 ~ the Post office IN SaJ0RHah as
,s.17E Class Nail Matter
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

w ANIED, situation By c1ari-
w tail grocery store; one acone;rA.lLn IL
the business and not afraid to worE g Es
4. o. B., care Morning News office Aadis
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

\ Leon county, Florida farmer recently
said he had old corn enough in mS crib to-
last him another wear: that he pulled 1t
with an the shUck ou and housed IL wet
and that it hadreceiycd very little damage
irom weevii-. To this the Liant of Flair
srs adds: Many Of our farmers have their
cribs tull eff old corn. and there are more
hogs in the county than at amy time since
thc war"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

There Is a iute machine in operation in
New Orleans. about which there i con-
siderable enthusiasm in that city. Ii ap-
pears to Doe successful in extracting the
iute fibre. IL it, inventor can succeed
in capturing the $1,000 prize offered by
eN-COngrcssmau West. OF New York, tor
a bale Of iute prepared 10y machinery that
VIII compare tayorably with India iutc
the country will conclude that he has a
valuable invention. and one that Will
Greatly aid in increasing the wealth of the
south.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

Alexander Mcclure. editor u the Phila-
delphia IIme>, who mas been in Ohio for
three weeks taking notes, says that in his
opinion the State Is in doubt lie doesn't.
however. tell his readers that Ohio has
been rather doubtful state for the last
fifteen wears. Mr.. Mcclure hasn't thrown
...--.L Ii--Lt IN LII. .ilIIafinm
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-06

Or. T.. g.. Richardson, Of New orleans.
visited tine Yellowstone Park this SUM
mer and does not hesitate TO tell the truth
about it. The geysers are worth seeing.
hut tine scenery of the park doesn't COM
pare with tine scenery-of the mountains Of
N9rth Carolina. ~ for game. the doctor
says that although he bad his gun along
Doc didn't Use 1t once. lie saw nothing TO
-Ilnt.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26
A BarefOOted Groom.

About twenty years ago a young
fellow named Johnson, in the wilds
Of the Cheat Mountains in West Vir-
ginia, made up his mind 10 be mar.
ried.
But you have not a penny rcmon.
slrated bis friends.
I have nv hands. A man was
given handsome TO scratch for him.
self, the other for bis wife, he said.
On the day Of the wedding, johnson
appeared iu whole coat and trousers,
but barefooted.
This ls hardly decent, said the cler.
gyman. Il will lend you pair Of
shoes
No. said Johnson, when 1 can
buy shoes | will wear them-not be-
fore.'
And he stood up 10 be married with
out any thought 10 his feet.
The same sturdy conduct showed it,
self in his future course. What he had
not money to pay for, be did without.
He hired himself to a farmer for a
YEARS work. With the money he saw
ed he bought a couple Of acres of tim
Der land and a pair Of sheep, bnilt
himself hut, and went TO work on his
ground.
His sheep increased. As time flew
by he bought more then he sold off
tue cheaper kinds, and invested in
Southdown and French Me:iuo. His
neghbors tried by turns raising cattle.
horses, or gave their attention 10 ex-
perimental farming.
Johnson having once found tha
sheep raising in his district brought a
handsome profit, stuck to 1t. He had
that shrewdness III seeing the best way,
and that dogged persistence in fol-
loving it,which are the surest elements
OF success.
Stock buyers from the Eastern mar
kets found that Johnson's fieeces wer e
the finest and his mutton the sweetest
on the Cheat. He never allowed their
reputation to fail-the end of which
course is, the man who married bare
footed is now worth a large property.
The story is an absolutely true one
and may point a moral for the herds of
stout, able-bodied men who crowd the
cities complaining that they must
starve for want Of work.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

alter the substantial effect OF the meas
ures. The FIRST change is to require
the treasurers to retain 90 instead oil
IS per cent. Of the school quota dis
bursement 10 the counties aud cities
before their settlement with the Audi
tor. TIE proportion of one-fourth was
fixed on to cover expenses and insol"
vents. The true amount over aud
above the three fourthssof the assessed
quota retained was, however, accurate
ly ascertained and settled under The
original act, and fthe change is proper
il is because the proportion of the fund
required 10 cover expenses and insol-
vents has been found TO be not over 10
per cent. of the assessment.
The other change is the sum to be
paid quarterly on the arrears. The
original act puts it at SIS, 900; the last
acts puts it at $25, 1000 per quarter. This
will only pay the debt more rapidly
Whether this will be an advantage to
the schools ls yet to be seen. 1t may
be best to distribute the arrears due a
number of years instead of expending 1t
within few years. l am, respectfully,
w. w. HENRY.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26
The Girl Everybody Likes.

She is not beautful-oh. no nobody
thinks 10 call her that. Not one OF q
dozen can tell whether her eyes are
black or blue. If you should ask them
to describe her, they would only say
She is just right, and there it would
end.
She is merry. hearted, fun-loviug,
bewtching maiden, without spark Of
envy or malice 10 her whole compost
ton. She enjoys herself and wants
everybody else 10 do the same. She
has always a kind word aud a pleasant
smile for the oldest man or woman in
fact, i can think Of nothing she resemble
more than a sunbeam, which brighten 8
everything 1t comes 10 contact with.
All pay her marked attention, from
rich Mr.. Watts, who lives in q mansion
on the hill. to negro Sam, the sweep.
All look after her with an admlring eye,
and say to themselves, She is just the
right sort of glrl.'
The young men of the town vie with
one another as to who shall show her
the most attention, but she never en-
coura ges them beyond being simply
kind and Jolly; so no one can call her
firt. no indeed. the young men would
deny such an assertion as quickly as
she.
Girls-wonderful to relate-like her
too, for she never delights in hurting
their feelings or saying spiteful things
behind their backs. She is always will
ing to join IN their little plans and as
sist them in any way. They 90 10 her
with their love affairs, aud she mana
ges adoritlY 10 see Willie or Peter and
drop good word for Ida or Jennie,
until their little difficulties are all patch
ed up, and everything goes on smooth
Iy again thanks TO her.
Old ladies say she is delightful. The
sly witch-she knows bow TO manage
them. She listens patiently TO COM
plants Of the rheumatism or neuralgia,
and then sympathizes with them so
heartily that they are half cured.
But she cannot be always with US.
A young man comes from a nelghbor-
ing town by-aud bye and marfies hef.
The villagers crowd around to tell him
what a prize he has won, but he seems
10 know it pretty we'll without any
telling to judge from his face. So she
leaves US, and it is not long before we
hear from that place. She Is there the
woman every body likes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26
After the Style of the French,

so you love my daughter, eh p
u'Y-yes, SIR
And you have money to support her
in good style?'
1 have 30, 900 in bank and an income
Of IS, 600 per year,
Money in bank All, sec you are
no fnancIer; you should have invested
in bonds and doubled your interest.
For instance, have securities paying
10 per cent
The young man hurried off to get hi;
cash aud buy bonds Of bis tather-in-law
After he had departed Lucy enters the
library and asks
Father did William ask your con-
sent?'
He did, DEAR
And you SAID yes p
No, darling 4; he has no wealth tC
give you station
But be has 100000
Oh 20 l just raked that il fol
bonds that won't be worth ten cents
on the dollar six months hence. ]
love you too we'll to see you marry a
poor man and have live in sixth-story
rooms
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

A STORM BREwINa.-'Charley has
an awful disposition. He is selfish,
little and cowardly. 1 don't know
where be got it, said father to his
wife on North Tenth street the other
day.
Nor I, either said the wife.
He certainly did not get these de-
fects from me- continued the father.
No, l don't think he did, said the
mother. In fact, I'm sure he didn't
get them from you
'What makes you so certain" asked
the husband.
Because you have not lost any oi
your selfshness or lttleness that eau
see.'
Tableau. with indications OF storm.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

An examination OF this table VIII
show the effect Of the Democratic
measures adopted 10 sustain the schools.
The first year Of the operation oil the
Henkel Bill ended the 3lst OF July.
1880. and all the ascertalnment OF the
fund and much of the settlement OF 1t
with the treasurers was done that year
by William f. Taylor, who held Office
till the 1st of January, 1880. But
whether Mr. Massey, or Mr.. Allen was
Auditor, or whether DR.. Rufner or Mr..
Farr was superintendent, all they
could do was 10 execute laws enacted,
as have shown, by Democratic Legis-
latures. The increase OF schools and OF
pupils comes from the increase OF the
fund thus secured, and not from auy
peculiar fitness OF Readluster officers.
1 find that during the last Legisla-
ture an act was passed Up. 262) which
COM blnes the Henkel bill and the bill
10 pay the arrears to the schools. max
ing some slight changes which do not
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

SAW 1T CoMINa.-'Did you lose
much by the Reubot-town failure?
'Nota cent p
why. 1 thought you had large bus
mess dealings with hlmT
so | did up 10 last summer. Then
when he rented seaside cottage,
bought a diamond necklace for his wife
and sent his three daughters to Europe
to be educated. 1 at once chopped of
short.'
You knew he was going TO fail and
offer ten cents on The dollar
No, sir; supposed he was going &c
fail and not pay a farthing. He made
a slip somewhere and has got to pal
something
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

AYERS Ague Cure not only affords
immediate relief, but it eradicates the
malarial poison which produces the dis
ease. without Leaving any Injurious eff
feet as it is the case with quinine and
MANY of the ague medicines advertised
II is the only medicine in existence
which may be considered an absolute
antidote for fever and ague, and kim
dred diseases.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

A Kansas farmer thought that the
quail he saw running between the rows
of corn just sprouling were pulling ur
the seed, and he began killing them
After Que cut worm, twenty striped
bugs, and over a HUNDRED chiach bugs
were found 10 the crop Of Que bird, hs
concluded be had made mistake.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

A boaster IN hotel was telling oil
the many sections of the country that be
had visited. A fellow at his elbow
asked: Have you ever been in Alge-
haY Oh, yes,' said the boaster, 1
passed through there on the top OF a
a stagc.coach about year ago.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26
Most HearfiII.'

WILMINGTON, N. g., Feby. 4, '8l
ii. II. WARNER s. Co.: Sirs Il most
heartily recommend your Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure for kidney and liver
diseases, aud shall be glad to answer
all questions regarding the same il
connection with my case that enqu'r.
ing frierds may ask.
JAMES A, LowREY.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

PROOF OF WIsBoM.-A child, while
walking through an art gallery With
her mother, was attracted by statue
OF Minerva.
Who is that p said she.
MY child, that Is Minerva, The god
dess of wisdom
why, didn't they make her husband
too?'
Because she had none. my Child
That was because she was wise,
wasn't il. mamma?' was the arIless
reply.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

The London Field tells story about
a sparrow catching ducks at the rate
Of six birds daily. The sparrow takes
hold of them with its bill, shakes them
as a dog does q rat, aud aiter"ard
throws them over Its head.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-26

An absent minded editor wrote a
love letter and an editorial at the same
time. The love letter he sent ou! to be
up in type by the printers, and a long
editorial on the tariff to his girl. There
was fun on both ends Of the route.