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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is at the quilting "beep where
you hear the singing remarks.--N Y.
Neaos.
Notwithstanding his retirement on
account of age, General Sherman will
dispense with his staff.
If an idea strikes you forcibly rub
arnica on the bruised part, and you may
never be affected in like manner again.
IN. Y. Herald.
Oscar Wilde's recent statement that
he ''fceds on himself, y reminds us that
this is about the right time of year fol
eating greens. -LoweH Courier.
The Hindoos are said to have $780,
100000 gods. In order to give the
heather must have lot of idol time at
their disposal.
=" Yes, said the country telegraph
operator, .ssome people don't seem tc
have any sense. A dispatch arrived last
week for man around the corner, and
the darned fool hash { come for it yet. y
Chicago Tribune.
1t is breach of etiquette never to
be forgiven to sneeze in the presence OF
royalty, but royalty has never bothered
itself to tell a man what to do with his
nose when he feels a sneeze working
along up his suspenders. Detroit Free
Press
A young lover in Iowa paid forty
dollars for a locomotive to run him
thirty-five miles to see his girl, and
when he got there the family bulldog
ran him two miles and didn't charge
him accent. Corporations have no souls.
-Peck's Sun.
Plantation Philosophy: It's tryin'
ter be interestin' in conversation dat
makes liar outen many man. De
appetite OBJ man an de vanity OBJ wom-
an is what keeps de worlds trade in
motion. 1t amt de pusson what bows
low dat is really de humblest. De snake
is all on de groun', but, Lawd, how
pizen he is. -Arkansaao Traveller.
-"Do,you think smokers are
nuisance?n asked Harlem man of a
fat individual who sat next to him on
the train. 'sNo, sir; / do not, en-
phatically growled the person adj
dressed, as he got up and went into
another car. '.Who is that manp'' in
quIIcu Inc HISt SPEAKER. turning 10
fellow traveller HE is ham-curer
and runs big smokehouse down town"
was the reply. "Ah!'' murmured the
Harlem man, relapsing into sudden
silence. Harlem IN y Times.
Boss, does yer wanter buy hamp"
asked negro Of white man. what
is it worth?'' wall, as its yerse'f, yer
may take it fur fifty cents" THAT
won't do. You can afford to sell it for
less, for | believe you stole it, any
how" '.Boss, doan 'cuse me SO rash.
Have little mussy bout yer pusson.
But, tell yer, boss, if yer won't say
nothin' bout it, I'll let yer hab it fur
forty cents" The white man agreed,
and paid over the amount. The negro,
Just as he crossed the street, was ac-
oosted by an acquaintance, who said:
"What did yer let dat man hab dat
ham SO cheap fur?" 20, I could
ford it, case stole it outen his own
Imoke-house. "-Arkansaw Traveller.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
Poised on His Collar.

I noticed an approved specimen of a
dude going uptown recently in horse
car, accompanied by avery charming
young girl. He held a ten-cent
piece for his fare in his carefully gloved
hand. As the conductor approached
he seemed to become nervous, and
dropped the coin. OF course his inn
pulse was to pick it up. He stopped
and put his hand down to the floor.
But his high collar held his neck like a
vice, and stoop as he would he could
not get his eyes lower than the knees Of
the people opposite. He CROPPED with
his hand, struggled desperately to get
. better view. and grew red in the face.
His companion smiled, girl opposite
giegled and big man on the corner
gave vent to guffaw. The dude
Strengthened himself with much digni.
ty, and, putting trembling hand in
his breast-pocket, produced another
coin. Freund's Daily.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
MORGANTOWN WEST VIRGINIA. SATURDAY JUNE 2. 1883.
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

Newman Halls church, in London,
has 1,071 members. Its thirteen Sum
day-schools have $500 children and 400
teachers.
Riots occurred lately between Budd-
hist and Romanists in Colombo, the cap
ital of Ceylon, on account of insults
offered by the Buddhists to the Catholic
crucifix.
The moral effect alone of we'll
kept bed of flowers in front of any school
house is beyond estimation. No child
is wholly insensible to their silent gen.
ial influence. a. Christian Union,
The Congregdtionaiist says that
'.there are more than eight hundred
Congregational ministers who are not
engaged in pastoral work, and yet we
talk of the dearth of ministersl''
DIR. Mark Hopkins, in recent lee.
ture to the theological students of Prince
ton Seminary, is reported to have ex-
pressed mis- views in regard to evolution
very forcibly, saying thatthe theory was
not only s.atheistic, but entirely INSULT
cient to explain in any way the origin
of the human species.
A New York school girl says her
studies are arithmetic, algebra, geog-
raphy. astronomy, grammar, United
States history, general history, etymol-
ogy, spelling, composition, drawing,
reading, writing, and singing by note.
1t looks as if her education is being
sadly neglected. Unless French, Latin,
mental philosophy, calculus, civil en-
cheering and hydrostatics are added to
her studies she will be totally unfit to
assume the duties of wife and mother
a few years hence. NoryfstoUn Herald.
The United Baptist Societies OF
Connecticut have .early contaminated
the project of establishing denomina-
ton summer watering place at Crescent
Beach, on the shore of Long Island
Sound, about seven miles west Of New
London. They propose to purchase
thirty acres of land, divide it into $10O
lots, and sell the lots to cottagers. In
the center of the proposed settlement a
$4,000 tabernacle will be erected, in
which daily religious services will be
held during the summer. Boston Jour
,7HJ
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The sphinx Of the Sea.

One can never see this succulent visit
tor, the shad, drawn alive from his ele-
ment and dropped Topping into the fish,
mystery which shrouds his life and hab-
its. For brief month or two this
sphinx Of the ocean Is with us in the
flesh All the rest Of the year he is an
impalpable ghost, wandering remote
along some shadowy ocean Acheron, or
sporting, may be, in the coral groves OF
some deep sea paradise. What are his
habits, his food, what the subtle instinct
which leads, him back s'long wandering
yet not lost to the old spawning grounds,
how long does he live, and are the fish
that come to us really old ones or year
lings, are questions yet unsettled in
fshy science.
A fact not generally known about the
shad is that the head is fitted with a set
of water pipes, which are supposed in
some way to allow the fish to load up
with fluid or extract it from his body,so
as to adjust itself to the water pressure
at different sea depths-a circumstance
which, if true. goes to indicate that it
seeks at times unc0mmOnly deep water.
One Of the popular decisions about the
famous fish is that all Southern shad are
inferior to those that reach the North
ern rivers. A noteworthy exception to
the general rule is the shad of the Sa-
yannah River, which skilled epicures
place 8 piche above any other Of its
species. N. Y Post.
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THE DA aY.

-Thouvh sudden chsnoes in MIL,
ere I'M or butter are not eonduciye ia
the hirhest quality or lopcest keeping.
vet rapid refrigeration MS n rule brings
the best practical results. because i
makes a more perfect separation Of
cream than slow cooling. and saves
time and expense in working, and thus
reduces cost. Prof Arnold.
The Elgin creamery huvs the mix
OF 500 to 600 cows from LARGE diaries
near the CITY. The best mode in such
a ease is to set the milk in LARGE watts
and cool vigorously with iced water &c
hurry the separation of the cream and
do ii with the least EXPENSE. hut in new
and sparsely settled localities II Is bet
ter to cream the milk AT the farm in
small vessels. with only such refrircra.
ton as the farm affords, and TO send
only the cream to the factory.
The very finest butter is made bv
setting shallow in pure and only
moderately cool air, vet this method Is
not best for general use, because il
calls for too much room, too much
labor, and too much time and expense,
to be acceptable or profitable for those
who have much milk to handle.
Though the butter might be very choice,
It would be too extensive to compete
with butter nearly as good, but made
with one-ouarter of the labor and OK.
pense and In half the time. - Exchange.
White specks in butter saws !
da;rvman are causad nv = too yan;d
souring Of the milk, or by keeping the
cream in too warm place. The cream
should be stirred every day az fresh
cream Is added to IT, When fresh cream,
containing more or less milk, is mixed
with that which has been skinned pre-.
yiously and has become somewhat sour.
the milk Is at once curdled. and the
small flakes of curd become enclosed
n masses 81 cream which x quite i'm.
possiblc 70 separate from the butter
after churning Careful management
of the cream IS the best preventive.
Rn,,ar.h;oh u wall mashod - aooa
water asnon;ailv ,vhan i 8 ratharsa IL
,,eile,s ~! rran,,ies ;nstaad Il r. : macs
ms no ~ as hus,nrn,;iI and Tor th;s
r.,asnr ,l,nsa ,,,h !, ,,rafarth.+ aavo,. IL rnt
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
IN MEMORLAM.

Rins ont. - spheres Fias out my mournf IL
And oh, ye groves, your solemn music lend
10 my great grief, in plaintive. Borrowing
For he s'i Is deaa.imy Husband and my Friend
And oh, thou Love, the sunshine of ray youth,
Now lend thy strength to every note Of woe,
while In sorrow learn the bitter truth
Xhe lonely hours this widowed heart must
know.
The rival heirs of my bereayed breast?
where In successive anarchy We reign,
Aacn strengthening each in anguish and
The tones of bliss which was wont to hear.
ARE silent now Where shallI find his peerY
TO me the world Is shrouded in eclipseI
For darKare AL the SCENES where he is not,
$$s s Al tAe sounds without his
Pale Grief is now my silent, bitter lot
Ihough the vain world should say, Rejoice,
But he has passed to purer Light above,
And 50 hold it sin thus to complaint
With me he left his great, undying love,
Aud nothing but the holer thoughts remain.
Those viii ] cherish till the Bridal Song
VI the Eternal Kingdom shall unite
Ny soul with his and with the glorious Throng.
Fast by the throne of Majesty and Light!
There shall the voice which babe the pillows
cease
Their tumult on the Lake of Galilee.
Be heard in thrilling tones of Loveand Peace
VI love so fun OF joy and harmonyi
Chambers Journal.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
DairyIng in the Northwest.

II is not worth while to dwell upon
ahe statistics Of the growth Of dairying,
which have been repeatedly made pub
lie. This is no longer an "infant in
dustry," which needs to assure the
world Of its yearly growth by period
ical use of the measuring tape. Its
concern is now with practical matters
of detail.
It has been pointed out that no other
employment can be SO advantageously
combined with the cultivation of the
soil as dairying. TO the limited extent
of satisfying household consumption,
every farm is made dairy farm, and
there are few which do not furnish to
the market limited amount OF dairy
produce, to aid in supplying the farmer
with those necessares which his soil
will not produce. But the greatest adj
vantages attend o judicious extension
of this practice, until what's known as
mixed farming is the result The de-
mand for one sort of produce is as per-
manent as for the other The field Of
supply must always be largely local,
the nature of the product making its
transportation to any distance without
deterioration of quality matter OF
difficulty. The work Of the dairy inter-
feres but little with that of the farm,
Will, its returns may diminish, but
never cease with all the changes
of the seasons. Stock raising be-
comes an incidental part of the business,
and contributes materially to swell its
profits. And finally, the return is boun-
teous comprising the value Of the dairy
products proper, the constant increase
of stock and the addition to the soil OF
fertilizer of nature own manufacture.
The rapid increase of centers Of con-
Sumption gives every year new stimuli
lus to the business, and the growth Of
the past is likely to be insignificant in
comparison with that of the future. In
addition to the local products, cream
cries for the production of butter and
cheese are springing up everywhere, in
which the best appliances are to be
found, and from which the most salts
factory results are attained. The day
when the unhappy resident Of the city
was obliged to content himself with
watered milk, and to swallow with the
best grace he could muster butter that
was The original product Of q none too
clearly housewife and had spent weeks
in transit from rural remoteness to the
metropolitan table, are numbered with
the last Increased profit on the one
h2nd meets increased demand, and the
quality OF the product steadily inn
proves. There is no change in the in
dustIy of this section to be hailed
with more satisfaction for its effect upon
production, consumption, profits and
The stable prosperity Of agricultural
interests in general, than that particu-
lar diversity which comes from the ex-
tension Of the dairying business. 81.
Paul P0necr-Ps'ess
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
A cure for rheumatism an Englisl

"A cure for rheumatism an English
doctor has found in total abstinence
from food. He declares that many
cases of acute articular rheumatism
have been cured by fasting from four
to eight days, while chronic rheuma-
tism was also alleviated. No medicines
were given, but patients could. have
cold water and lemonade in modera-
ton. The doctor states that rheuma-
tism is only phase Of indigestion, and,
therefore, can be cured BY giving COM
plete and continued rest TO all the di.
gestive organs. Chicago Herald.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02

The fumes of sulphur are recon-
mended by London Truth as remedy
for severe cold.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02
Haun, of Huntington, Pa

Daniel Haun, of Huntington, Pa,
now eighty-three years old, became in
sane in 1928, and ever since has been
chained in room shut out from the
world and cared for by his two bfoth-
ers, about as old as himself He escaped
once and went short distance, but 9TH
erwise has not been out of the house for
sixty years, and for twenty has seen no
face except his brothers. The Hauns
are farmers, live alone as bachelors and
are very well of. Philadelphia Press.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-06-02

Ali religious instruction or even
allusion to religion in the schools OF
France Is so strictly forbidden by the
new laws on the subject that the name
of the Deity is carefully expunged from
tho new textbooks Chicago Tribune
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03
savannab,s cotton Receipts.


The New York Maritime Register re-
views at length the report of the Savan-
nah Cotton Exchange upon the subject OF
the comparative decrease Of cotton re-
ceipts at this port, and in the course OF
its remarks observes:
sIt is evident from the above that
Savannah's decline as a cotton port Is
due chiefly to causes easily removed. Inc
committee in making the charge against
those who refuse to receive interior-and
We should Judge inferiOr-compressed
cotton really pay tribute to the up
rightness and honest zeal Of ship agents
and stevedOres to protect their
clients interests, that must commend
those classes in Savannah to the
commercial world. a difference of eight
Der cent. in the size OF compressed
bales of cotton makes a large difference in
the freight list of a vessel. 1t is a differ
ence which rivals at other ports would
point out. And it is a difference which
Savannah cannot permit TO exist. The
ships Will 90 to those ports where they
can secure the largest freight list with
the least disbursements. The committee
is Of the opinion that the policy pursued
bv ships agents and stevedores in indeay-
Oring to prevent vessels from receiving any
but the best compressed cotton Is a short
sighted one and should be changed. On
the contrary it is an excellent one, and
will i'm the end help Savannah to regain
some of her decreasing cotton trade. If
Savannah COMPRISING is the best then
the interior COMPRISING must be made to
equal it. Remove the : per cent differ
ence. but do not condemn policy which
shows ship owners that their interests are
we'll protected at Savannah.
complaint is also found with the COM
press charges at Savannah and the diff
Guilty in the way of establishing new
presses. Other charges relating to local
expenses in handling cotton and some eX-
PLANTATION IN regard to the causes for so
much sand found in Georgia cotton are
also made. Aside, therefore, from the first
cause mentioned above, about all the
causes for the decrease in Gotten receipts
at Savannah are artificial and can be re-
duced or eliminated.
THAT some plan looking to that end
must be enforced is evident, provided Sa-
vannah wants to hold her own as cotton
port. That the Cotton Exchange will en-
deavOr to bring this about is certain, and
it Will be the duty of all interested in Sa-
vannah's commerce to Join with it IN that
work. Savannah has superior advan-
tages, the restrictions upon her commerce
are artificial and unnecessary, and there
is no reason, when these are removed,
why that city should not increase her eX-
port trade largely"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

Mr.. Albion W. Tourgee, in the C0Rti-
aeat, gives a summary OF the character
and conduct of fourteen of the more con-
spicuous Republican candidates for the
Presidential nomination in 1884. Curl
ously enough, not one of them, according
to their brief biOgrapher's opinion, is fitted
for a successful canvass. Unless
something unforeseen happens, Presi-
dent Arthur lis not likely to
become prominent competitor"
Mr.. Conkling never ''retreves Mistakes
and drives those he Otfends Unto
unquenchable hostility" Edmunds does
not appeal to the young voters of the
country" Grant ''met with little SYM
patty in defeat" and it is not likely "that
he Will be mentioned before the conyen-
ton" Hawley Is popular" but his
chances 'cannot he considered good
Outside of New York Cornell 'has no
standing among the masses" Senator
sherman has had following of an ''in-
cOngruOus character" and is not ''likely
to receive any serious cOnsidera-
ton" General sherman has military
strength. but he is brother Of
1.-The distinguished Senator" Foster is
not "a profound political economist" and
Twill get little support from the East"
Harrison is not IA man of strong will"
and cannot control his own State. Logan
is a stalwart whose candidacy would be
Every perilous in the State of New York"
Gresham is chiefly distinguished for the
antagonisms he has evoked" As poll
tician Lincoln has no strength what
ever" Window, unfortunately, has re-
Gently been defeated in his own State.
Mr.. Tourgee has also made a list of six
teen Democratic possible candidates, who
fare little better than the Republicans
already mentioned the exception,
perhaps, of Governor Butler.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03
Zoe Armt.

WANTED, a respectable family to take
w care of fine white male infant or adopt
it. Address X, Morning News.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

The political situation in Indiana is re-
viewed by a correspondent of the Cincin-
natl Enquirer DEM. According to him
the election of last year was no criterion
ofthe strength of parties in the State.
The Democratic vote fell off less than
1000. while the Republican vote was
more than $4,000 smaller than in 1880.
The cause of the Democratic success in
1882 was due largely to the aid of the
liquor interest; but the action of the Leg
islature last winter demOralized the
saloon men, and it is doubtful if their
strength will be thrown sOlidly again in
favor of the Democracy. The growth of
manufactures in the State will inevitably
hurt the Democrats and aid the Republic
cans. From all the circumstances the
cOrrespGndent concludes that ifthe Demo-
Gratis want to carry Indiana next year
thev will have to nominate a man for
President who is at leas: 10000 votes
stronger than his party. The cOrrespon-
dent may be right, bnt still the name of
the next Democratic nominee for the
Presidency may not be Joseph L. Nc
Donald.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

Congressman Frank Hurd says of the
Ohio Democratic candidates: Il think the
ticket a splendid one. Judge Hoadly oc-
cupies the front rank in his profession in
Ohio, and is regarded as among the ablest
lawyers in the whole country. He will
make an active, vigorous campaign, and
will call to the support of the Democracy
its allies, the Liberal Germans, who
almost unanimously desired his nominal
tiSn. That nomination was made after
the most active opposition of those who
were called mOss-backed Democrats. The
Democracy has nothing to earfrOm them,
for when the ticket is nominated they
vote it. The nomination of Peter Brady
for State Treasurer adds materially to the
strength of the ticket, which is a good one
all the way down."
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03
RaTlr.

NOR RATTLE, at JOE COSMAN'S, a
DOUBLE CASE GOLD WATCH and CHAIN.
at o'clock THURSDAY EVENING, sharp.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

To people here in st. Louis, the attitude
of Mr.. Joseph Pulitzer posing as con-
ductor of a Democratic organ, and having
himself spoken of, even in deprecatory
terms, as the Trainer Of national Demo-
cratic platforms is-well, amusing. Mr..
p. is a rabid young man of some pre-
tensions. His rise in the world,
considering the distance trav-
elled and the space of time
occupied in the transit, is remark
able, and, with a reservation, creditable.
He got into the Democratic party of Mis-
souri, about the time the Republicans
went out of power, and left it when he
failed to carry a single precinct for the
From the time of Gartield's election to his
getting into the World newspaper his
every expression in regard to the Demo-
cracy showed he despised it.-Si. Louis
ReDublfCna.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

DAILY MORNING NEWS, one year, SO 90; SIX
months, IS 90; .hree months 81 so; one
month. 81 Oo.
" REKLY NKws, one year, - 90; SIX month
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

The YenangO. Pa. Spectator drives a
nail straight home when it remarks;
ssWhen Henry Clay said in his Raleigh
letter that "A tariff for revenue, with such
incidental protection as might be derived
from it. was all that the country re-
quired,' he was slipping away from his
old ideas Of protection and enunciating
the same doctrine that the Democratic
marty of Venang0 county gave voice to in
its resolution last week.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03

In answer to an inquiry as to whether
he was in favor of paying off the national
debt ex-Secretary of the Treasury Hugh
McCulloch, of Indiana, is quoted by the
New York Nail and Express as saying:
mo. and have always maintained that
position. 1t appears to me that it is adj
visable to leave portion of the national
debt unpaid At one time we heard a
great deal about not handing down debt
to posterity, but in my opinion a national
debt should be maintained, say about
500. 600. 900. L say this because it is a fact
that government securities fill place
that can be filled by no other securities
and are perfectly safe
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-07-03
Tnrn the RascaI Out.

The Graphic has cartoon representing
the Republican party as an old farmer In
patched pants, and with corn COB pipe,
Sitting on a stump and saying, as he sees
the Democratic donkey looking over the
fence: ''Seems to me | recognize those
ears. And, by Jove! he's looking right
over into my lot" We have no faith in a
farmer who says "by Jove." He isn't
honest or genuine. Turn the rascal out.