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The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

MR.. BLACK volunteered to do servants
work for his superior officer, Mr.. Wilson,
did he J Yes; just in the same way that
he volunteered" to leave the Department..
Mr.. Wilson has added hypocrisy to his
original oA'ense. In this connection it may
not be amiss to say that we have heard that
Secretary Chandler himself keeps one or
two employees of his Department busy do
ing private servants work at his house.
We suppose they volunteered to do it!
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24
IncOnceiyabIy Little.
Gath.

The altitude OF General Tom Brady on the
stand at Washington City has been neryy, to
SS, saS she ieast. HIS lriends nave always pre-
II seems to me that much OF the comment to
Bradys disadvantage belongs TO mat kind OF
journalism which always recoils In favor Of
case has been committed 10 jury, and the
government has certainly strained every de.
cent power II had 10 secure his conviction. To
lied because Brady keeps bis temper and
makes strong witness shows what lncom.
presses.
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

THE Baltimore Herald is bitterly on
posed to the Star-Route defendants. Yes
terday it published the following piece of
dirty rot from its correspondent here:
The crowd of negroes in the courtroom be-
came unbearable to-day and the Court directed
he b8ilins TO thin out the crowd and keep the
doors locked. This had the effect Of mlking
the atmosphere purer.
This paragraph has the merit of neither
sense, wit nor decency. 1t is utterly vile
and uncalled for.
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

mississippi, that don't look right" OK
claimed late recruit to the brigade OF news
paper correspondents. "0w do you speel
Mississippi?" he continued, appealing to a by.
stander. 81 don't believe 1 ave 1t right"
information had been asked. tit don't strike
me as exactly right, you know" was the
doubling response. "Ah, yesl now I remem.
spelled M.r.s.ip-i." And the letter was sent,
with the father of waters unsexed as above
set forth.-RepUb.ican Arenue Men.
The hero of the above dunciad was once
described to the Critic as "a man with
lemon-colored hair and orange-colored
whiskers." He is known, on Newspaper
Row, as Asinine Allison.
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

SHOOT the bobtail cars.
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

Our Stock for boys and Children
was never more choice or complete. EIseman
Bros,, most popular clothiers and tailors, cor
ner Seventh and Il.
F,errp r, -. -r 80, 40,
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

The Hon. Ben Wilson, of West Virginia,
who was on the Pennsylvania sleeper that
burned several days ago, has arrived in
Washington, and yesterday was met by the
Critic, who interrogated him thus:
Colonel, l see the published accounts of
the burning Of the sleeper say that you
were quietly wrapped in slumber when
General Dudley crawled along ON his
hands, knees and stump and rescued you.
Is that so ?"
There is not a word of truth in it. I
have read that story, as well as ten or
twelve others, concerning the burning of
the sleeper, and all of them appear to be
considerably colored."
"Then you were not awakened from
your sleep by General Dudley?"
"Oh, mop said Colonel Wilson. "On
the contrary, / was one of the very first to
give the alarm of fire. The story about
General Dudley's crawling along on his
hands, knee and stump, is all bosh. saw
General Dudley hopping along at very
lively rate through the car on one leg, and
the way he covered the space from his berth
to the door of the car would have done
proud to man with two legs. Yes," con-
tinuod Colonel Wilson, you can say that
/ got out of that car in as good order as
any one in it, and did not have to be
dragged out of my berth, either"
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

Edward Hanlan, the sculler, stated last
night to the Critic that he intended max
ing an effort to recover the body of Herbert
Collins, drowned in the upper Potomac on
last Sunday evening. He said that he had
recovered many bodies from rivers where
the persons were drowned, and that he did
so by means of q simple drag that he made
and attached to his boat while he was in
practice. Mr.. Hanlan uses paper boat in
practice, but adopts cedar in his races.
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24
ADJUSTMENTS

'NfIWG-0fENs
.fsI, lNNNNJ>JNNNN4~f
NJ AIioNAI THEATRE.
WEDNESDAY AFTERN DON, APRILd.
FIRST ANNUAL BENEFIT OF
Washington Lodge, No. Is, Benevolent
and Protective Order of Elks,
In aid of the CHARITY FUND.
THE FOLLOWING ATTRACTIONS WILL
APPEAR:
The Sterling Comedian,
MIR. JOHN t. RAYMOND,
having kird,y volunteered will, through the
courtesy Of Manag4r John w. Albaugh appear
In his new and mot successful play, entitled
IN PARADISE,
supported by company ofindividual excellence.
HARRY MINERS COMEDY FOUR CoMBI-
NATION.
vaudeville consolidation of extraordinary
merit Comprising the following wei.known
nan es; Murphy and Mack Murphy and Shan
thur and Jennie Dunn and the Wesley Brothers.
by kind permission OF Harry Miner and Colonel
Il. II. Spelbaker.
THE APOLLO CLUB.
The Popular Washington Favorite,
JAKE BUDD,
IN his very lnughable negrp ansurdlty, entitled
BILL JONES' COUSIN.
AND MANY OTHERS.
POPULAR NIGHT PRICES WILL PREVAIL.
Tickets obtainabIe of members Of the Order,
Jacobs Bros jewellers, 1920 Penna. ave, and news.
stands at all the prominent hotels. Reserved
seats at ELLIS Music store. m2i
The Evening critic., 1883-03-24

In aid Of the CHARITY FUND.
THE FOLLOWING ATTRACTIONS WILL
APPEAR:
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The Rutland correspondent OF the Troy
Times writes: James Kennedy, who
had been sentenced by justice OF the
pc &c to about eleven years in the house oil
correction for non payment OF fines for
liquor selling, the sentence being one day
for each thirty three cents OF fine; Bridget
Kennedy his wife. under similar sentence,
for forty nine years, and Pat Ready, under
similar sentence, for about thirty five
years, we're all released Monday afternoon
by the supreme court on hdbeds corpus
Respondents had been convicted OF "a great
number of ofienses, but claimed IN appeal
to the county court. Being unable to fur
nish the large bail, which was fixed lit
tie higher than the amount Of the fine and
costs, they were denied appeals by the
jnstice, because the statute required bal
and made no provision Tor keeping the ap
pellants in Jail till the appeal could b'
heard when the bail cannot be furnished
Jaasa pRNMe court, holding that appeal'
should have been allowed and the respon
dents kept in Jail till the appeals were
heard by the county court, and that thu
Justice having denied the appeal because
bail was not furnished. had in effect denied
the right of trial by jury OF twelve men
which could have been had in the count,
court. which right to be tried by a jury o
twelve men is guaranteed by the constitu
ton.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

William J. Coughlin, of Someryille
Mass, says: In the fall Of 1876 l was
taken with BLEEDING OF THE LUNGS, ioi'
lowed by a severe cough. / lost my APP
petite and flesh and was confined to my
bed Iu 1877 was admitted to the Hos
pital. The doctors said | had hole In my
iune as big as half dollar, At one time
report was around that was dead.
was dead. gave up hope, but friend
told me Of DIR WILLIAM HALLS BAL
SAM FOR THE LUNGS ! got a bottle
when to my surprise, commenced to fee
better and to-day l feel better than fol
three years past.
write this hoping every one AFFLICTED
with Diseased Lungs will take DIR. Will
LIAM HALLS BALSAM, and be con
yinced that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED.
can positively say it has done more gooc
than all the other medicines l have taker
since my sickness" 3o't-o
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
NJ Irnixersal Accord.

Ayrns CarulRrIc Puts are the best
OF all purgailyes for family use. They
are the product OF long, lahorioas, and
successful chemical investigation, and
their extensive use, by physicians IN
their practice, and by all civilized ma
tons, proves them the best and most
efyectual purgative PHI that medical
science can devise. Being purely veg
etable 20 harm can arise IRON their
use, and being sugar-ooated. they are
pheasant 10 take. In intrinsic value
and curative powers no other fllls
can be compared with them and every
person, knowing their virtues, VIII
employ them, when needed. They
keep the system in perfect order, ana
maintain In healthy action the whole
machinery of life. Mild, searching ana
effectual, they are especially adapted
10 the needs OF the digestive apparatus,
arrangements OF which they prevent
and cure, IL timely taken. They are
the best and safest physie TO employ
for children and weakened constltu,
tIons. where mild but eneetuAi
cathartic IL required.
For sale by all druggists.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Those Democratic Governors who be-
lieyel that they were following IN the
footsteps o Thomas Jefferson when they
refused al parade and expense at their In
suenratiops will have 10 look to their lan'
rsl. GOV Hamilton Of Illinois proposes
10 ont. distance them all. He says that
his inauguration will not cost the state q
nickel When the time comes he Will take
The oath Of Office and become governor
ana that il all there will be abou, IT. MI
amilton must now expect to hear II said
tina, he ha. Presidential bee in his bon
net
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

According 10 the report Of the commit.
tee Of the Legislature Investigating tbs
matter New Jersey is in = bad way. Their
report says tina, bribery is universally
prevalent in local. state and national cleo
tions in tina, state. aud it has been con.
douei 10 sach Az extent that the senses Of
the people have become bluntcd 10 the
eooruiiiy Gifts effects Aissss proportion
OF the voting population depend srSa
election day - . regular source Of income
sad. Il is constantly reaching after nex vie
tins Ia vies cf the concentration 81 cap
t,Al ~ individuals and corporations The
liberties Of the people are entirely ia il,s
hasds of mefconanes aud must ia the pesf
failure lead TO anarchy aud resola,iea
Both great political parties are eqnAils
eailiy Of is psrniciOus practices There
i. bot 90. feasible course 10 pursue. aud
tAai /. % aaalsre amnesty for the past
and i~s,s sass. They recommend The
passage 81 Esy las prescritilss 1se not
eaoes.i.ag o.. 900 aud cue years. ~ psso.
raeas Zoe sAeh eaAs @, bribery, keqsests
fof votes Al eiaclasss o. nsDsorIons gre
also 10 he prohibited.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Both houses OF Congress are hard
work trying to perfect the new tariff bills.
The Democrats seem disposed to delay
the proceedings and will probably do
what they can 10 defeat action at the pres
cut session. The Republicans, II they can
act in harmony, may be able to pass the
measure in spite Of opposition, but so
many varying interests are at work that II
seems now as though the measure ay
fail. A majority OF the Republicans are
in earnest 10 the matter and il only few
Democrats will help them abill may he
passed.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The senatorial deadlock in Nebraska has
ended ia the election Of Gen. Charles +.
Henderson Of Omaha, Republican and q
lawyer AZ high standing He entered the
war as a captain, and came out as brig
adier.general. having served with con-
spiciou- fidelity and bravery. He is held
high throughout the state, aud ms cleo.
,ion, it is said. will give greater satisfac-
,ion than that Of any other OF the candi.
dates would have done. As Nebraska was
the state where combination upon some
independent candidate was deemed moi
impossible, the result will confirm the
control Of the Senate by the Republicans.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The reports from the flooded districts oil
western Pennsylvania. Ohio and Indiana
shaw that thu railroads have suffered con-
adorable damage by washouts and ruined
bridges. Travel has been much delayed
by the high water Parts Of the towns oil
Fremont aud Defiance in Ohio; Allegheny
CITY and Pittsburg in Pennsylvania, and
Wheeling, West Virginia have been sub
m.rsed MANY families have been forced
Ohio, which are the highest known foi
many years. are confined 10 the eastern
aud central parts OF the state.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Hiram Atkins is catching II right and
lef, for indorsing the Massachusetts
statesman" a, the recent Butler dinner 10
Boston. He said he hoped Vermont would
east five electoral votes for Batter Tor ffes'
idrnt. when 10 fac, she has but four To
give 10 anybody. Aud Atkins paper hs
same week, in an editorial. denounced But
ierss demagogue who has the confidence
Of neither party. 1t is strange how much
Influence a good dinner sometimes has on
man
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The Southern papers make no attempt
10 conceal the humiliation they feel over
the dcfalea,ion Of Polk aud Vincent.
They do not mince words in speaking OF
the matter The Charleston Ners ana
Courier SAYS. These officials must he made
10 understand tina. when they misapply'
for any reason. the money entrusted to
them, they are thieves and nothing but
thieves. aud will be branded as thieves
sud treated as thieves" OF the Alabama
robbery the Mobile Register remarks
There il no room and no occasion for
apology or extenustion. Nothing is left
except to ccndemn the crime 10 unsiip,ed
language. and to spprehend, II possible.
and punish the criminal
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The grand iar has indicted aeoas a
dozen prominen, ciiisons d Ashland, N.Y.
Who we're ia the mob ,hA, attempted to
re.cue The mrrderen Neal aud Craft from
the militia al that place las, November, 10
which attempt 70 many lives were ics''
The men indicted we're on the ferry boat
that attempted 10 board the steamer Gran
lie State. containing soldiers and the prs
oaers. The Indicted men were wounded
Al the time 81 the attack an3 were betrayed
by their wounds The second trial OF the
murderefs viii begin on feb. g. II Is re-
ported that the incensed population Is
armins with Springfield rifles TO have re-
veoge ca the prisoners and the militia.
The utmost excitement prevails in antici'
patton Of the trial. as !, is almost certain
thu. the prisoners viii escape conviction
aud the people do not propose to permit
them 10 escape punishment IL is feared
that assassination will be resorted TO, and
much bloodshed is anticipated.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
JOSIAH q. BUTTONS EsrA,r.

brATr o. ysEnosT. District u MANI o,s,, "A
In Probate Court, held u Mapehs ,sts, vst,s
and Tor ,sid District. on The 3Sd day Of jss.s,v
4. D., 1853.
An Instrument, purportins 70 b. ~ last .iI,
and Testament Of josiah q. Bsstoa lnts al
Rupert, 10 said district. dscesstd, being IRE.
ssptei b. Albert =. Burtoulths kIscutor tbsI an
Court. that al psrsoEs concerned therein bs no.
ti6ed 70 appear - . session thereof, W ks ksA
81 the Probate Once In Manchester 10 SAID Dis.
trict, On The 2eth day Of February 4. ,. itss, 81
10 o'clock. IN tbs fore nooa, sSt shov cause, ~
any they have. AgaiDst Tbs proksts Of said Viii,
for which purpose II 10 further ordered, that tbs
order BE- Published three weeks sucesssissly ~
the Manchester JorhSAL, . nsvspsDsf Eiinisd
81 Manchester ~ this State, prsyiCps 10 raid
time Of bssrisg.
W The Court.
ssss Attest, RAAkLY H0wAED. Judge.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The Rutland Herald and Globe says
The Putnam House, Bennington, must be
the El-Dorado of this region for commercial
travellers, for we understand that four Of
these gentlemen took dinner there Sunday
whose aggregate weight before dinner was
"about 800 lbs. and upon being weighed
after dinner. tipped the scales to the tune
OF ST0l.2 lbs"
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Allen Stone Of Elmore, on Tuesday
night, February /, started to go across the
pond after his days work, but becoming
bewildered by the storm and darkness
lost his way. He wore felt boots with
rubbers; the latter were lost of by step
ping into some water on the ice and the
boots were soon worn out by the icy crust
He then tore mp his oyercoat for covering
his feet, using strips from his shirt sleeves
10 tie with, but these could not be made
10 last long. He finally got to the shore
nearer dead thsn alive and ready to give
up the struggle; but seeing house he
crawled up to il and was admitted. lie
was coatless and his feet were bare and
frozen solid half way to his knees, and
badly torn by the crust His hauds
were also frozen. The best remedies were
applied and and q physician summoned,
but Mr.. Stone will have to suffer the am
putation OF both feet AMI a part OF one
hand. He is thirty years old and has nc
family. The time he was out was from !
D. m to a. m.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Chief Jusiice Agne~ Of fennsy l'anis
favor. The proposition 'o amend the Penn
.,lsanlA copstiniisn 70 Is 70 prohiea ibF
mssnfaeisre sod sale 81 Intoxicating
llauor. He gave !, as his opinion VA,
the ra,sriepee of Two hundred yesn hAu
.boun hceaso lass 70 be failure aud
thai prohibition was the demand Of The
stasas
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
DETER DUDLEY's EsrArr.

srArr On yEnsosr, District u MsDebssteT.s 80
in Probate Court held 81 Hsbs hsstss within
and for sad District. on the i6th day II January
a. D.. 1898.
Present, Hon. ksIBsy howard, Jsdfsy
An instrument purporiirg 70 be the lat al
and Testament u Peidr Dndisy. late VI ns~
chester Ia ssid district. deceased. being pre-.
septsd by u. @. Cobs. the Executor nsrsin
named foT Probate. II 10 ordered BY said Court
that al persons concerned lbsrsls b. notinsd 10
appear II . ssssioB ttsrsof. 20 ts held 1t the
probsts OfIee 10 Mach seller, 10 said dlstviet On
ths ssth day n gsbrusfy, a. D., Isss. 81
10 o'cio<t " lie tossnoon and shev ssuss ~,
.Lsy have, sgsiast The prsbsis u raid siil
btss,eh Islkd 49, ,sst ss,ss..,..,.i I,
the Manchester JorEsAL, EssspsJtf EsLLs b.
ID 81 sAid Manchester 10 this Stats. prssjcus 10
said time u hearing.
BY the Court,
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The tA.asurer Of Alabama, another re-
pndialing state, bas absoonded with bear
la quarter q a million belonging TO the
s,ate He Loaf !, 10 gambling aud cotton
speeala,ious, He probably argues that Il
!. no worse for him 10 use the money be
longing 10 ,he state, aud place himself IN
4 coad,,ion where be cAnno, return i than
Il !. for tho state 10 cheat its creditors. and
he /. 10, far ont Of the way either
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

LADY BEAuTIrIERs-Ladies, you cannot
make fair skin. rosy cheeks and sparkling
ewes with all the cosmetics OF France, OF
beautitiers on earth while in poor health
and nothing will give you such rich blood
good health, strength and beauty as HoT
Bitters. A trial is ee rtain proof.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Wheat Biterhr Mothers rcqairc ~
Children cry for IL Fathers bay u. POI
sale hy all druggists Price. si,W per
bottle.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

rsry. ssnG,or from Miehissn. vhe hA'
,.,u l.Fgsly engaged siih bis brother 70
49, lsml.er bssinssa abd mining has failed
firhisrre snoaat lie has also iha' ih'
f.,ied a. = ~ election - senator from that
la. sad he chances are that II ~ili ~
"a .ane ,Aiser candidate.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

many years. who're be has bcea Az inauen'
,ssl and u.etul member The sroahls
seems 10 tr that be has teeu gone ifom
his state 40 long and 90 continuously.
usling washinsion bic exclusive place Of
residence tia, the people Of M'nneso's
have come 10 rcgsrd bin ~ ~ alien and
pol one II them
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY ). 1888

he Nes Yprk M.csSisls Eioaangs y
/, pssssaoa Coasrvaa sgsinss The iar'hs'
= mage 9, sr.de dollars The ooins are
n.l.,ses ana esuse considsrahls loss %
trade. t-caasr shcy are boi esniaeaa ADo
eas o..l, he disposed Of through broker.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

ARTEMus 0LEAsoss .iEstate,
The undersigned, having been sppeihtsd by
the Hon. Probate Court for the District VI Man.
| chester Commissioners, TO receive, examine aud
adjust Oh claims and demsbds Of oil persona
| against the estate OF
Artemus Gleason late Of winhali.
In said District, deceased, and all claims ssbib.
tied In onset thereto, hereby give notice that
We will meet for the purposes Aforesaid, u The
district on the Soth day Of july nsI. from p =.
until O'Clock y. n. Of said day, and that
six months from ths S0th day Of January
A. D.. 1883. u the tins limited by said Court for
ssid creditors to present their claims TO ~ for
examination an d allowance.
Dated at Manchester this sOth day Of January
A. D., 1883.
s7s~ sA a iHAhx1ESs;oS. Cons.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

The Fnrgusoo brothers Of burlington
ADD George Goodrich Of Richmond. have
bought the entire dairy Of Loren Whit
comb Of Essex. consisting Of 70 cows. q
an average 81 $40 per head
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
NOTICE.

~ The Nonresident Proprietors OF the Town
OF Sunderland, in the County OF Bennington ano
state OF Vermont. are hereby notified that the
taIes assessed by said Town. County, and STATE
and School District in which said lands are ST.
nated- for the .ears 1881 and 1882, remain In
whole or in'pari unpaid on the following land'
In said TO sn TO wit:
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08

Rev.yssnnel Fish. Ger aiiy years pa'.or
o. The Baptist church 81 Halifax. sne The
oldest clergyman Of that denomination "a
,he state. died Jan. %, aged a.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
COURT OF INSOLVENCY.

" STATE or vEEnsHT, District Of Manchester. 90.
In the matter Of W, W. Towslsy. lDsolvspt
Debtor.
Iaks office that the I'd and I'd meetings OF
the creditors OF said debtor will DO held u the
Pre- bate ufhee In Manchester, In said district.
on the oath day OF February, 1898. At 10 O'Clock
in the forenoon for the purposes mentioned IN
Chapter 93 Of the Revised Laws Also that the
Assignee has filed his sccount preparatory 10
final dividend.
Dated At Manchester this 7th day Of Februsry,
A. d. 1883.
ss3w d. X. sIMokDs, Resister-
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
TAX NOTICE

TAX NOTICE
The resident proprietors OF the Town Of
winhsll in the County OF Bennington are hereby
notified that the taxes assessed by said town
within the three years beXt preceding this
date remain either IN whole or In part unpaid
on the following lands In ssid town, TO Wit;
Thrae.fourths acre u lard on Lot No. O Ia II .
9Th Range. Set In the list 10 Esther ChsmLsS-
lain snd NO much Of said land will DO sod.at pab-
lie suction, at the Inn Of MIS-. Morgan in lend
vile, In said County OF Bennington on ths 1ssh
day Of February neit, At o'clock III tbs AFTER.
noon. A. shall be requisite 10 discharge said
| iales with costs unless previously paid.
| Dated At Winhali. this 29th day Of January
A. D., 1898.
37sw b. G. BENSON, Collector.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
,KINNEy NIEy.

"Wells' Health Remover" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. 81,