Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-06-23
ty of young girl and the taffybilisy Of the

experienced hirt.
a dozen 0ttumwa young lsdies and gen.
tlemen take seven.mile walks before
breakfast, inst for exercise.
What maid is there, however fair,
Who would lover iilt
| Could he spouse bring her house
Like this that Wander bilt
In Vienna the law compels a married
man to obtain permission from bis wife be-
fore he can go up in balloon. Up to date
there has not been one application refused.
Nine girls living in Vermont have organ.
lied baseball club, and play on the village
! green every Wednesday and Saturday
afternoons. You should see them throw !
A lady who bought heavy mourning at
Algona, Ia, explained to the milliner that
her husband was not well. and might pop
off at any time. when it might not suit her
to come to town.
A Brooklyn girl is much worried since
| the first Of this month. Her lover has
moved next door, and she is afraid he will
| see her putting out the washing and ex-
| pect her TO do il after she is married.
A Tennessee landlord has Just been
forced to pay 500 for kissing az Indiana
woman who was guest az his hotel That's
enough TO discourage all efforts to keep a
irst-class public house, where every &C.
commodation is afforded.
1.-THE last link is broken" the fellow
said, when he kissed his girl gool-by for
ever, at her request, because her parents
wished dissolution. A few days after he
received note saying; Dear George
There are plenty more links. Come and
break them.
At the Queens drawing room, fort
night ago, were two dresses which had the
front OF the pettieoats and OF the waist
entirely covered with loops and ends OF
narrow ribbons. Ga one dress these were
OF black, on the other of pink and yellow,
matching the roses which brocaded the
train and the flowers which made a panel
at one side of the skirt
The newest. and of course therefore, the
very sweetest, thing in wedding is re.
ported from Louisville. Ky. In June
daughter OF General Buckner, who is to
marry Mr. Beiknap, of that city, will
as the bridesmaids in couples will wear
the prismasic colors, each pair having a
different pale hue Of India silk.
The latest anecdote about the old lady
who thinks that she knows every thing"
is about how she went to church soci.
able, and as she entered the room the
young ladies said Good evening,
apntie, we are glad you came; we are
going TO have tableaux this evening"
Yes, l know, know" was the reply,
Z" smel5 'em when first came in. ~
Young wife" I'm always saying some
thing stupid. Mrs. Giddigad was here to-
day, and when she went away she said,
Now, I've been here three times, and yon
haven't been to see me once. l shan't
come again until you've called on me-
And l blundered out, Thank you Wasn't
it ridicnlous?" Husband Not bit of
it. Ga the contrary it was quite apropos.
boston Transcript
a Wisconsin Court had decided in favor
of woman who had applied for a divorce,
but the formal decree was likely to be de.
layed until the next day. Her lawyer pro-
tested, and. being compelled to give rea-
son for the hurry, he explained that his
clients betrothed second husband was in
the room, and that the couple wished TO go
at once to a minister for marriage. The
Judge ordered the decree to be made out
forthwith.