The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-02-27
ST. CLAIR SAUCE
Carefully COMPOUNDED for the
Readers Of the Paper Published
for the People Now on
Earth.

Great preparations are being made for
tue entertainment of the members of the
Southwest Press association. who meet in
this city on the 22i inst The banquet,
under the supervision of Messrs. Wesrs I
4 Kahn, will Be simply immense, as these
gentlemen are PROFESSIONALS in the art, aud
the delicious bivalves that will be laid
before the "hungry mobs, will make the
Country editors" hearts leap with JOY at
The realization of once in their life time
they will have square meal.
A swINDLER.
Some four or Eve miles from this city, in
What is t.rined the Viii ehall neighborhoOd,
thsre resides q widow with . large family,
hy the name of Markley. About two
months ego there appeared in the neigh
pOrhood m Inherent sewing machine
agent, who applied at the Msrkley resi-
Gence for board during his sOjourn in the
neighborhood. He talked nothing but
sewing machines, and succee led in talking
Mrs. Marley into the notion of trading
him two horses and mule for six sewing
nachines. Having faith in his honesty,
Mn. Marley gave the hors S into his pos
session before receiving the machines. Mr.
Sewing Mschines-that is the only name
your correspondent could learn-,ook the
stock to Nonrose, where he disposed of one
horse and the mule for Sl35. The sewing
machines have not yet arrived and the
people of that neighborhood, Mrs. Mark
ley, especially, have about concluded that
Mr.. Sewing Machines was swindIer.
A calf belonging to Peter Cartwright. a
few days since, showed unni-taxsbie
signs of hydrophobia. 1t was put in
q lot 70 itself to enable the owner TO note
Developments. A few hours was all that
vas necessary to satisfy him that the ami
msl had hydrOphObia and it was killed to
r.lievs it OF its misery. The mayor and
town board have issued orders, in the form
Of an ordinance, demanding that all dogs
snail be muzxled, or killed, 1.-THE latter
would be the most effective TO rid the town
Of great nuisance.
ROW IN A SALOON.
b. d. Patrickis saloon was the scene of q
lively encounter last Thursday. Four fel-
lows, hailing from the Deighborhood of
johnson City came to town evidently for the
purpose OF getting on q spree and whipping
somebody. They had been in the saloon
but short time and taken several drinks.
when their intention began to crop out
One big, burly coward flor he afterwards
proved himself to be One) named Newell
succeeded in raising a row between +. T.
and Charley King and the Dirty boys and
q man named Miller, members of Novels
party, and he (NeweD skipped out and left
them to do the fighting. Patrick, in trying
to quell the TOW, received blow under the
eye from Miller, which raised Patrick's
fighting ire. and he, too, became involved
and less blood shed in five minutes than
and Mr.. Patrick succeeded i'm quelling
the pugilists and lead them up to
the mayor Office, when they gave bond for
their appearance on SATURDAY. to answer
to the charge oil riot and disturbing the
peace.
WAITS $4,000 DAMAGES.
Some time ago we mentioned the fact of
the mayor, E. Mason, having one Jno. r
Baugh impri- oned in the cslaboose for the
non-paymeut of fine assessed against him
by J. r Pickerill during his administra-
ton as mayor, for the violation of an Or
dinance relating to dramshops, which fine
Baugh claims had been RENTED by Pick
Grill, ex-mSyor, for which incarceration
Baugh now sues the said T. Mason, mayor
of Appleton City, for $4,000 damages,
setting forth 10 his petition that his ''feel-
ings have been hurt, and his character
damaged to that extent" Twenty five
thousand dollars is ''heap of money!"
and characters are cheap now a DAYS, and
that amount ought to buy dozen of 'em.
Wonder if the mayor can plank down that
much at once? Maybe he can pay part
and give his note for the balance"
MARRIED,
at the residence Of the brides parents.
three miles east Of this city, on the 18th
inst, by the Rev. w V. Hamel, Mr.. J. ".
Wakeman, proprietor of The postpf6ce
book store, and Miss Ellie King. Thus have
the the hopes of two loving hearts been
realized. James has been a jealous lover,
snd Miss Eifie true to the cause and
four wears happy courtship brought to an
end, in. We hope, the beginning of a long
and blissful matrimonial life.
The Safest Way.
The safest and surest way to restore the
youthful color of the hair is furnished by
Parker's Hair Bslsam, which is deservedly