Daily Republican., 1883-01-08
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Christhcld 4 Best
More chlld's rocking chairs at gSc store.
q. : Humphrey n Bro onc-pilce hattors'
pr Darmon's office, 1924 tamac st., lhlla'
| -rry the Nick0l's double file at Mullins, SO
" Front st,
For cut flowers and funeral designs, go To
| s43 Market 81
FlnclsK. Plain Gold Rings. at Il. T..
HanfE, - East Fourth ri.
They say YOU can't freeze n cat. But then
you can try the other extreme ant make II
hot for him,
A phlladslphlan has Just paid 80 tne for
Kicking dou. They didn't give the money
To the dog, however
A party adyertIscs for u servant who must
sleep on the premises An eX-poncfihhh or
a private uatchman may iill the bill.
For the best cough candy in the city, 20 TO
Hollis the old fashion InolasseH candy man,
No III Market street, second doog below Sec
oni street.
Mr.. Joseph Jefferson has been doing splen-
dtdly this season and playing to full houfes.
lie did not draw alone, however. Mrs. John
Drew az well.
A looking glass has been invented which
| enables woman 10 see her heels and face ht
| the same time and she must look out, or she
will step On her chm.
Somebody put "A fresh turnover In among
those on the counter Of a railway RESTAURANT,
and the traveller who got hold oft was ~ af-
| tOnirhrt that he gaspcd four times.
boys tool chest only costs ~, and II the
| lad IL anyways bright he can saw the legs on
of every chair In the house and bore holes
| through every door in weeks time.
Canton flannel drawers, red flannel under
wear. blue flannel laced shirts, own make
| Cardigan jackets, l.. and W. collars, stylish
nerkwear. W. Il. Cote G2 Market st.
Something new IN scarfpins isa tiny gold
pig with diamond eyes. Most people are
| free to say that IL is a most appropriate orha.
| ment for many Of the society young men OF
| the day.
Detroit Free Press When an Ohio man
| In IN debt, hard up. sick and utterly disc"ur-
aged, he doesn't commit suicide. He gor, to
| the post office and gcts a letter informing
| him that he has fallen heir to S5,"D
Shakespeare may have been great writer.
| but he was not consistent. p0lOniuuE sinade
| to say to Laertes Neither a borrower nor Il
| lender be, and yet Mark Antony asks the
Roman pOpulace to lend him their carH.
Thank fortune, use has been found Tor
| the Indians at last, or 1T least for the female
| Indians They are now found useful In max
| my Crlcstia women look like them for in
| portntion in defiance Of the antt-thincse bill.
| A married astronomer ayers that III" comet
| IS Of the feminine gender for three reasons
| Primarily, because It wears such long
tran secondly, as 1t keeps the boys out SO
| late, and principally on account Uf lts max
| ing 20 much talk.
| The Governor: "Now, Tom. this wont do.
| ! come in at Il. and you are not home yet; !
| t,,n = | md ltt
1t Is too bad; your mother don't Ike 1t. =
Tom "Neyer mind, dad, II take your part
with the old lady"
| reporter rang up the office Of the two
prominent physicians. as anybody II?
was asked. Yes. sOr. "H ho?" Me,
sor. plaze." "ls Dr AIM" Wouldn't Or,
| H. do. sor. place. "WclI, yes. "Nather
man " EN- II here. sor.
| \ great many persons Of really excellent
Judgment when they see one Of thos" dear,
nice young fellows" in good clothes and f.
plug hat are often puzzled to determine Just
whore the plug leaves of, and the man be
gins or where the man leaves OH ana the
plug begins.
"Gct right out ofths :" shouted an irr'tat-
| ed merchant to n lncndacious clerk
l." this Is the third lie have caught yon
in sIvcc ten O'Clock this morning y "Vh,
! we'll. said the new man, don't he too hard
on me, Give a fellow time to learn the rules
Of the house"
| The best authorities ngr"c that any article
which contains the most gluten. in whatever
| shape 1t may be, is the best food for man. A
| -four which makes hard, dry bread contains
too much starch. and starch must be subjected
to boiling process To render il Il suitable
food | make n spcclnlty Of the z l!trn Hours.
(which | sell at Il low price for cash At lIlth
and King SITS. VI. II. Pickles.
| BRYANT nF tho InpDo hpusp Front
and King streets, has Just received a lot OF
| beautiful morocco bound albums, and he can
Supply some for from ~ apiece upwards. =
| These goods are warranted, and will he sold
cheap for cash, or on the inotallment plan OF
small monthly payments. Call at Ienna:
house and examine stock, or send postal and
Mr. Bryant Will call on the people.