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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17
Ac.RsyoRous ANIMAL.

The American can eat more beef
than the "beef-eating Englishman."
He can eat more meat, be IL beef, or
pork, or mutton, or fowl, than any 9TH
er specimen of human kind of any race
or country.
And he proves 1t by doing it.
Next to the wolf, he Is the most
thorough y carnivorous animal on the
continent. An American meal with
out meat would be pronounced dis
tressingly chin" A hotel bill of fare
with less than half dozen varieties
would disgust the guests.
The American liver has stood good
deal of this kind of diet, but there are
very general and pronounced symptoms
of revolt. The number of liver pads
and patent remedies for biliousness, in
digestion, dyspepsia and kindred COM
plants are the cumulative evidence OF
over-worked livers.
With the coming of spring and the
debiliating influences of a sultry atmos.
phere, there would be much less misery
from biliousness if there were less meat
mixed with the daily diet. This fact is
forcibly illustrated in the following Incl
dent:
"A Springfield man, who had been
troubled with billiousness every spring,
consulted q doctor and writes as follows:
His advice was prompt: Eat no meat for
Ten days But, doctor, can't live with
out meat. eat ii twice day. Beefsteak
is my staff OF life No matter; you need
q rest from it. 1t is meat that gives work
TO the liver, end the liver gets oyerworked
and clogged. A German, Prof. Weissnicht-
wer, has demonstrated the whole thing.
Try the experiment; tor ten days eat no
beef, mutton, pork, or veal. Eat yegeta-
bles and farinaceous food, soft boiled eggs,
fish or milk; little poultry will not hurt
you, ora bit of bacon. In afew days you will
find yourself another man. heard, obey
ed, and was completely well in less than
a week. / found myself, just as the
doctor had predictsd, like clogged-up fire
when the cinders are raked out aud the
draft turned on. Ny head grew clear, my
nerves steady, my courage came back. l
was ready to smile at Sataa's rage and face
frowning world. But the world didn't
frown; il wore its loveliest smiles, and il
Satan ragged didn't hear him. The cure
was permanent. renowned meat for
breakfast theuceforth, and if ever touch
Of billiousnesS required abstinence at din
ner for two or three days put an end to it..
All this owe to thee, wise DR.. Medicus-
to thee and the German professor. l be-
lieve thy word, that the great American
sin Is excessive meat eating. And in graf
itude for my delivesnce, l tell my story"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THE manner in which the Republi-
can organs continue to fay Mr.. HENRY
:. WALKER after he is dead and
buried" or "cremated" and his ashes
scattered to the four winds, politically
speaking, can only be explained in the
theology of the old darkey who was
once seen beating the carcass of an old
skunk with a club.
What are you doing that for" ask
ed bystander.
"Tm lryin' to lsrn dis hysr critter dat
dar'S punishment arter DEATH" was his
reply,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

REPORTS in newspapers whose relia-
bility is well established, show that
some of the gentlemen who attended
the Jeffersonian celebration in Chicago,
on Friday evening last, were at the
same time taking part in a similar per-
tormance in New Jersey. We submit
this as the most superb straddling yet
achieved by any ofour illustriOus states
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reply

THE most radical refOrmatOry organi-
zation yet started is the last. 1t pro-
poses to restrain criminals and diseased
persons from marrying. 1t holds that
proper laws restraining marriages
among the vicious and diseased would
soon diminish the number ofeonfirmed
wrons- doors, and that the great de-
crease in pauper and helpless children
would save yearly thousands of dollars.
Ii holds that governments have the
right and the power to prevent mar
riages which are liaole to result in throw
ing disease or immoral progeny upon
snpietv
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

Gov. BUrLEE does not go very far in self
examination to discover reasons which JUS
tify him in hiDging away all ambition to
become President of the United States.
The fact thar he lives outside the Ptesiden.
tisl belt, in q remote corner of the Union,
may, as he suggests, be in itself fatal 10 his
prospects. but that is only one of many
reasons which lie in his pathway to that
high office Leaving out of the question
the record Of his somewhat checkered ami
cspricious political career, in which tastid
ious persons might find grounds for object
ing TO him as q candidate, there Is the fur
ther and sufficient reason that the party u
which Gov. Butler IS now trying to belong
is apparently bent on selecting another
man.-Nelr York TIEes.
AS the above is patent, conclusive
reason that covers the whole ground,
why not allow Gov. BEN's little boom
to subside, and give US rest:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

EX-SENATOR TABOR, of Colorado,
proposes to build the finest hotel in the
world at Denver. After it is finished,
it is generally believed that the ex-
Senator himself will be the headwaiter
"a position for which he is peculiarly
fftad
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

The Michigan House Of Representa-
tives yesterday rejected a proposition to
submit to vote of the people s.prohibi-
tory amendment Of the State cOnstitu-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THAT was a mysterious remark of
Gen. GRANTS at a recent dinner when
he said "the toast to the President
should always be drunk in silence, aud
he did not know anybody who could
fill the bill better than himself"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

A TRACT of 80 acres of land one
mile south of Lawrence, Kan, has
been purchased by the United States
Government as the site for an industrial
school for Indians. 1t is designed to
erect buildings capable Of accommodate
ing 500 pupils.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

SINCE when has HENRY ). WALKER
become IAN exaggerated type of the
political dude?" Since or before the
last importsnate effort at Republican
fusion with the aforesaid 'dude?"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

IL Mr.. ARTHUR should fail .Of q re-
nomination, he can fall back on his
luck rs q fisherman, which seems to be
a sufficient means of support.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17


THE bill now before the Michigan
Legislature allowing man TO probate
his will before death, is meeting with a
good deal of favorable comment
throughout the country. The opinion
about a mans sanity from an heir who
did not know how the property would
be left, it is argued, would be much more
valuable than that of persons "cut of
with q shilling" Under the present
system those who get his money always
have perfect faith in the shrewdness
and clear headedness Of the testator.
Those who are lett out in the cold have
equally pronounced convictions about
his incapacity.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THE amount Of floundering about for
a Republican candidate for Governor of
Ohio would indicate that the water is
dangerously deep over there.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

OF the making of many books there
is no end, but the newspaper is ahead.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THE physicians are soaring us before
We are hurt, with cholera epidemic.
But il Is well to be forewarned.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THAT pet OF a spring bonnet Is in
danger of being tout Of season. before
the season brings it out
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THE question is: Isthe Ladies Benev-
client Union, benevolently disposed
toward the culinary department?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THE Georgia Democrats were reduced
to the expedient'of nominating "a dark
horse but he seems to be good one.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

THE Democratic Commute of Fay
cite county on Saturday had a very
lively session at Uniontown and nOmi-
mated III. J. GILMORE, of UniOntown,
for Representative in the Legislature in
place of DUKES. Tue scramble for the
place lost none of its charms by reason
ofthe fact that DUKES had occupied it.
There were fifteen candidates, and the
nomination was made on the eighth
ballot. The Republicans talk of nom
mating a brother of Capt. MUTT, We
suppose for the purpose Of carrying the
deplOrable tragedy into politics. Such
schemes are not generally successful.
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TUESDAY,. APRIL "a, Isss,

NOTICE TO SUBSCRLBER&
The date printed on the tOrGpper Of
eachpdper denotes The time tchsn the sub
scription empires.
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EDUCATIONAL.
WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY.

THE NEXT SESSION BEGINS SKPrEN.
Il Der 8, lS2 Ten Separate Schools, In
Guiding School OF History and School Of Ing
nsh: Full courses In Law and Medicine, az.
facilities for study Of Physical Bcienoes and
Agriculture; completely equipped Chemical
Laboratory. Thorough courses In Anelent and
Modern Languages and Literature. Text books
at cost. Necessary expenses not over ol7H
For catalogues and other information ID.
dress W. L. wILSON,
President
sgoo MorgAntown, WA
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-04-17

JAY GOULD is about to retire-but
not divide.
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REAL ESTATE BULLETIN.

THOR SALE IN HEDINGER'S ADDITION
one and a half lot. IS by 100, $50.
One desirable two story frame house con.
tanning six rooms and hall, IN fine condition
andl two lots; loo alton, below Forty-seventh
ON Water street; g, $50. One brick house. six
rooms, ON Eoff street, below Eleventh.
For rent, a few desira BILE reside aces on
Island. c. A. SCHAEFER & co.
TeIenbone apl2
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14
Some Of tha Pavilion Exhibits.

Huntington, Hopkins & Co.'s hardware
exhibit is pronounced by many to be the
finest display in the Pavilion, and certsiDly
it is as good IS any. The design of the dis
play and the work of arranging ia much to
the credit Of George r. Hansbrow, who was
in charge of the work. He was assisted by
Frank Talbot, an employe of the store. The
display is in the form of large
quadrilatersl pyramid, surmounted by
the whole being little more than twenty feet
in hight. At each corner of the pyramid is
pillar. each being surmounted by smaller
coffee mill. The sides of the pyramid and Of
the pillars are lined with hardware tassefuily
arranged, over 400 different pieces Of ware
being used. Il consists of spoons, divi6ers,
sugur bits, chisels, hstchets, bells, brsss
goods of all descriptions, troRels, oilers,
spring balances, door buttons, door bells,
bronze butts, brass door rail, brass and silver
jack chain, bron5s escutcbons, curtain hooks,
saw blades, in shsrt everything in the
line of email hardware that could
be thought OF, as the stock from which
the selection was made embraces every
| article of hardware known to the trade.
At the foot Of the monument or pyramid, on
each side, on small tables, ia large show
case. each contsining line Of small aud fine
hardware, including pocket cutlery, house
furnishing goods, pistols, etc. Below these
carer, and surrounding the base of the monu-
ment, are exhibits of corrugated iron, both
galvanized and black. The work of putting
in this display occupied Mr.. Hsnsbrow and
his assistant Six days. a pair of scales are
kept at one side cf the exhibit, and an a.
tentive clerk occupies the entire day in weigh.
ing persons who visit the Pavilion.
B IN. Cohen, OF this city. has very large
and beautiful dipa ay of carpets, and it is the
only one of the kind this year.
An exhibition of hops hss been entered by
A. Mouson, of this district. and Poly, He'll
bron & Co., of Fresno county. They are in
| bsles, and make splendid showing.
Hodson, the photographer, of 621 j street,
| this city, pas whole art gallery of his own
! at the north end of the msin hall. The dis.
play of photographs is the finest and most
elaborate ever seen at q California State Fair.
Brier & Mead, of San Frsncisco, have en-.
tered sn exhibis of the National Cleanser
| and Healer"
1 The display of cereals by the University oi
! California was rather late in its arrival, bui
I it can now he seen on the east sida Of horti
/ cultural hali It's delay was caused by tht
grounding of the river boat. This collection
embraces an slnoet endless variety Of cereals
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14
TIE PARK.

The grand stock parade that bad been an
nouncsd to take plaza at the Park yesterday
morning drew together an immense tbrong Of
people. AZ 10 o'clock the grand and speeiAl
stands were crowded with people. and thous.
ands who wished TO make close inspection
of the thoroughbreds lined the track on either
side. The stock exhibit snsds this yeaF. az
far IS horses Ere concerned, Is much fnsr
than at any similar exhibit. In fact there is
IA question Of douot whether another State in
the Union can equal that Of Csliiornis il
this particular line. The thcroughhrsds of
Governor Stanford. J. B. Haggin,
Chase. BALDWIN aud others ars equal
TO sny, not barring tho ssmono
blus graEa region Of Esnt3cky. The cattle
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14

and they are very tsstefully arranged 10
their original cssee, and each sample is
labeled. They are each shown, both in the
head or ear, and samples of the grain in bot
tlss. There are also many samples Of cereals
in Europa. One case contains an elaborate
display Of textile fbers. This embraces COT
ton. fax, jute, paper mulberry Tooth in stems
and the manufactured srticle), and several
other hbrous plants. The exhibit is con-
tanned in fourteen large cases snd the samples
ere very tsstefully arranged. aud are all
labeled, showing tee name of the variety,
where the seed is from, and the use OF the
cereal. This is an exhibit thst is veil worth
a minute examination by farmers and all
others interested 10 grain-raising.
Mn. James s. Watson, of this city, has
sone elegant samples OF branded peaches,
and is certain of capturing the ptiza. She
has also an elaborate display Of jslIies,
pickles and preserves. This is the frs. dis
play ever made by this LADY, ard is very
creditsble one.
Miss Corrie Merry, of Plscsrville, has a
splendid exhibition of crayon portraits. They
are elegant works of art, but arrived too late
to enter for p-emiuns. They are ar easel
ia Hsl!et & Davis piano stand. Miss M srry
is q young lady but seventeen years Of age.
b. N. Bugbey has in the southwest corner
of the main hall an exhibition Of four valua.
Bile inventions. Wibie's patent self lubricat
ing vehicle axle and rubber axle cushion !;
Wible's patented drAw5rdge Bugbey's
patent butter cooler, and Cochrane's patent
darning lasts. These inventions should all
be examined by visitors.
Luclzebe Bros of Live Oak, Sutter county,
yesterday sent in for exhibitions five samples
of elegant Wheat-Defance, Hardy, Genetes.
Chile, and new variety known ss the Tus-
kan.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14
The FOURTH DAY
OF TEE TEIRTIETH CALIFORNIA AEEUAL
STATE PAIR.
Address Delivered by Eon. Irvog M
Fcott-The art GallerY-Baces-The
Ladies' Tournament To-day.

The fourth day of the Thirtieth Annusl
State Fair was an improvement on tbs pre-
osding days. The Pavilion was thronged
nearly all day. The races were interesting
and succsssful. The sudden death of val
usble animal while on the track was severe
blow, but the crowd and apparently those in.
ierested in the races toon forgot that i. ha!
happened.
The receipts have this year each day ex-
ceeded those Of year ago. Following are
the receipts foE each day this year ard for
corresponding DAYS last year:
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14

PACIFIC COAST INVENTIONS. In
ventors' Institute has official report of the
following United States patents granted to
Pacific coast inventors September 4th
Leopold Baer. T. F. Miner and L. Taylor.
la Grande, Or, inexplosive lamp; Il.
Carter, Gold Hill, New, leather strip; o.
II. P. Cornelius and G.. H. Tanner, Ore
gon, apparatus for removing sand bars,
etc.; J. ]. Folmer and c. Z. Bradley, San
Jose, Cal, two-wheeled vehicle; c.
Gracey, Contention, A. T., smAigamating
pan s. Hamilton, Salinas. header spring |;
W. P. Kirkland, San francisco, harrow
attachment; j. B. Mitchell, Los Angeles,
fountain pen; G. c. Price and C. w. r.
Cook, San Francisco, slate pencil sharp-
ener; Fl. G. Rasner and A. Walton, San
Francisco, gear molding device j. Root,
Blacks Station, hopper for grain separat-
ors; D. SPrague, California, straw stacker
attachment for thrashing machines j. G.
Steber, San Francisco, screw tap 7. +.
Terramorse, Portland, Or. waterproof
fabric for making gOssamer clothing.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14
Entries for Cold Medals,

Below are the entries of competitors for ths
societY's gold medals in the several depart
ments
Department Two-Grsngers' Cooperative
Association. vehicles Henning Brcs, Sscrs-
mentc, gas machine and stoves.
Department Three (sextile fabrics and ths
materials from which they are nsdel-Capi.
tai Woolen Mills Company, Weisstook and
Lubin, and Frank Posler-all of Sscra-
mento.
Department -Four mechanical preducss)- :
d. Bernheim Il Co., Oakland Main Win
chester. San Francisco; Weinstock l. Lubin,
Sacramento; J. I. Stoii. Sacramento; John
Breuner, Sacramento G. J. Noak. Sscra-
mento: ]. L. Diss, Petslums: w. +. Peter.
SOP. Sacramento; Standard Soap Company,
San Francisco.
Departments Five and Six tfruite, grain,
etc. )-Mrs. Purrington, Brighton Mrs Sol.
Runyon, Coufslsnd; Williamson Bros, Pls-
csr county; John Bidwell, Butte oounty.
Department Savsn (ine artsl-In this de-
partmeat each exhibitor is supposed to be @
competitor for the gold medal
Tne ladies of the committee yesterday
stated that the exhibit OF jellieT, canned,
preserved and jsmmed fruits was the finest
that had ever been 10 the Pavilion. This has
been the expressed opinion of the RECORD
UNION ever since the fair opened.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-09-14
which he was expected TO till by his personal efforts
To Horatus, who kept the bridge so we'll
They gave him OF the corn-land
That OF public right,
As much as two strong oxen
IL Fr.,r 20 t-rht
CouId plow ION norn 10 nlgh.

Her greatest warriors and wisest statesmen felt 1t
an honor TO earn their bread by the sweat Of their
brow" Cato stinguished for his lofty patriotism.
profound statesnanship skiilIul gener4l-hp, great
Earning and unbending virtue, says: al come now
10 the PLEASURES Of husbsndry, in which / vastly
delight; they are not Interrupted by old age, and
they seen TO me to be pursuits in which wise
mans life should be spent. The earth does not rebel
against authority; it never gives back without
usury what receives. The gains OF husbandry are
not whst exclusively commend it; | am charmed
with tae nature and pr .ductivs virtues Of the soil
In my opinion there can be no happier lie not only
because the tilla ge Of the soil is sautary TO US all,
but from the pleasure it yields Nothing can be
more profitable, nothing more beautiful than q well
cultivated farm" These the proudest and
hAppsst days of Rome, then the greatest nation
Il LID ~ aNistnll---
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he proceeds to say, that whatever Difficult
ties they may have to surmOunt, and what
ever tribulations they may have to pass
through, the Americans may reasonably
look forward to a time when they will have
produced a civilization grander than any
the world has known"
Let US take these lessons to heart; let us
be champions in maintaining and preserving
these characteristics; let us laugh to scorn
those shallow brains who sneer at our
homely republican ideas; let us pity such
witlings too, for they dream not that it
may be possible that when Macauley's New
Zealander shall be sitting upon the broken
arches of London bridge sketching the ruins
of St. Paul, if he be philosopher as well
as an artist, he may be able to trace to
those very ideas the genesis of political and
social reforms which have lifted the peoples
of the earth from their low estate and es-
tablished the preservation of their rights
and liberties as a fundamental axiom of
political science.
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A SNAKE IN THE GRAss.-An old
proverb says :-"Never judge man by
the coat he wears" and l think there is
some reason in it. A man who affects
great softness of manner, an unrufied
evenness of temper and an enunciation
studied, slow and deliberate, should always
be suspected, for it bespeaks degree of
mental discipline into which he who has no
purpose of craft or design cannot submit to
drill himself. The most successful knaves
are of this descriptions smooth as razors
dipped in oil, and as sharp. They affect
the innocence of the dove, which they have
not, so that they may hide the cunning of
the serpent which they have.
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Boots and Shoes,
THE PUBLIC.

SoIaNrg IIay,ng Withdrawn from the firm of M.
~ ,4aeaer Co., with whom l have been for
,bor!, EARS "a | will open business for myself
J. J'T' '3e ne flrst of April in the room opposite
geDa.,, a.. mampler's store, and will conduct a
no .,aI .na stove, gas fitting, plumbing, tin roof
6SD;aI S ?Ia spouting business. Ali kinds of pipe
f,nisa fn;sIe9 and laid Slate mantes of all styles
Mill iE'Iaea aOs at the lowest price. Large stock of
pna;..5 .a5lS on hand or made to order old ones
at tTnsu. n,;u Mendiug and repairing at the low
patesnC p-,ce' Tools and machinery of modern
Perso,nSs;; An experienced timer employed.
done s'ial ha attention given to all work. Work
Tie rnIrs " us guaranteed. A liberal share of
for tPo PPaVnc S, patronage solicited. p9 Agent
nakaa splendid Fire Place Heaters. Other
eharsoo furnished to order Estimates free of
mss q, o. D. GILBERT,
a loo3-lyr Westminster, Md.
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The Cecil, Nd, Democrat, says An
observant gentleman living near Elkton in
forms us that if the sun sets clear on Fri
day evening stormy weather may be ex-
pected to occur some time inside of the
next forty-eight hours. In other words
that rainy Sunday may be expected to
follow a clear Friday evening sun set.
Our friend has been observing the matter
in question for the last seven years and has
had his former experience confirmed by the
observations of this year, a large number of
the Sundays of which have been stormy.
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Fruit may be ripened by the electric
light, but it is said that it is unpalatable.
Strawberries grown in this way last year
under the direction Of Professor Siemens
were worthless. Some melons ripened were
of such poor quality that to render them
eatabIe they would need to be strongly fla
vored with condiments.
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When washing lisle-thread gloves, do
not use soap; instead of that put tea
spoonful of ammonia in one quart of water.
If washed in this way there is no danger
of there being spots and streaks in gloves,
as there would almost certainly be if washed
in the usual way.
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Be very careful in your promises, and
just in your performances; and remember
it is better to do and not promise than
promise and not perform.
Don't leave to memory what should Be
written; it makes lawsuits
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FOR SALE
BY A. N. STEPHAN.

The finest stock of Spring Goods ever of
tered in this market, such as Hames,