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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-09-28

poet of the success of such a PROPOSE
ton there will come protest from sick
rooms. from mission fields, from be-
levers actually in the conflict of right
with wrong, from the really earnest
souls striving to make the world better,
that will rebuke and silence these senti-
mentalists. God is sovereign, being
to be adored and feared and obeyed, as
well as one to be trusted and loved.
The Lord reigneth, let the earth re-
joice. ~ Christian Intetiigencer.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-09-28

"a young woman living in Ohio was
found IN her room one morning recent
~ with her throat cut and nearly dead.
She protested that she had wounded
herself with razor while suffering
from nightmare, and strongly dis
claimed any intention to commit sui
eide 1t is believed that she can not
recover. In this State, where attemp.
to commit suicide is punishable by i'm.
prisonment, the validity of the plea that
the sef-injury was inflicted while the
person was asleep has not yet been test.
ed--N 2. Sun,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-09-28

Boston is not found wanting in
anything. not even in a good opinion of
herself. She has lately given aer mind
to the discovery of relics and Is lust
now golng wild over piece of lead
pencil with which, il is said Noah
checked OF the animals as they entered
the ark 1t Is genuine. because Noah
cut his monogram on it so that Boston
might not be deceived when it fell into
her hanus. Y. Herald. r...-af
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-09-28
Religious Reading.
BE PATIENT. CALMAND STRONG,

BE FAFIENI, CHIN IND STRONGl
o heart. grown wild amid the heat and tnmult
Or years that hasten So be calm be strongi
THESE lew, brief days may mock thy high en-
But o, the eternal years of God are longI
. captive soul. imprisoned, fettered thwarted
Cast down. oppresse1, bcset on every side,
BE padent! Fold awhile thy sky-born piuion;
o faint with toll, who. longing, reaching
striving,
Forever grasping, ever empty stand.
waiteth,
hand!
Democrats M,,,fJaI,,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-09-28

Ice is not to be procured in Mex
leo, and ice-water would be a most in
furious beverage there, even if it could
be had. Yet the water used for drink
ing purposes has to be cooled in order
To make it palatable. and the way it is
done is to cover the receptacle With
one or two thicknesses of blanket.
saturate the covering and hang the
whole W a draughty place away from
the sum- The result is cool water
Chicago Times.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-09-28

Don't try to do more than you car
do well. There is an old Hebrew
proTerb which runs: ..He that hires one
garden eats birds; he that hires more
than one win be eaten by the birds
" y. Herald
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
DOMESTIC.

GROUsR Pie VIRGINIA STYLE.-PIucl1
and singo four grouse, wipe them with
wet towel, out off the heads and feet.
and draw thom without breaking the
entrails; separate the livers without
breaking the gals, and pound them to
a smooth paste with pound of fat ba-
con, one small onion peeled, and a
Tablespoonful of parsley; carefully peel
a quart of mushrooms, wash them iu
cold salted water; make good pastry,
and line pie.mouId or deep oarthen
dish with it: put layer OF force-meat
half al inch thick all over the bottom
and sides of the PIC, seasoning it highly
with salt and pepper, filling the spaces
between them with tho mushrooms and
force meat; over all lay thin slices of
fat bacon, and then put on cover of
pastry, wetting the edges to make them
adhere; brush the pie with beaten egg,
and bake it in moderate oven for two
hours and a half. Meantime, break tho
bones OF knuckIe of veal in small pie
oes and stew thUm in quart of water,
with teaspoonful each Of salt, white
cloves and pepper-corns. keeping the
saucepan covered. When the pie is
nealry done, strain the broth from the
bones, and if it is not rich and semi
gelatinous dissolve III it heaping
tablespoonful of gelatine; season it pal i.
atably If it lacks flavor, and then add to
1t the juice of large sour orange.
When tho pie is done pour the gravy
into 1t through a cut in tho upper crust,
ana then serve it either hot or cold.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
Home T0htinionlHIs,

Go to some gooi druggist and ask him
what he knows Of Hunts Remedy, and no
VIII toll you that 1t il the best kidney and
iiVer in"iicino made, and ono that has stood
thc test OF time. Look over most any papnr
and you will find home testimonials OF peoplo
hvlhg right in your own city who know
whereof they speak. Below will DO found
ono OF q lady resident Of l'ridgcport, Conn
tor iuil name and address arc given. ANY
ono doubling the gcnuinoncss of 1t has tho
nDerty OF calling on or addressing her, and,
rs sho says, sho viii be only too glad to tell
her experience with, and opinion of, so valu-
able an article.
>, wlllingly givemy testimony In favor OF
hunts Remedy. l first heard OF 1t n few
years ago while living iu Springfield, Mass.
know q lady there who had suffered for u
long time with kidney disease. She used
everything sho could hear of but with Door
success, and finally hearing of Hunts
komedy began using 1t. Well, 1t cured her.
About this time l moved here. Attor [ had
lived here time, from other sympathetio
disorders my kidneys became afflicted and
weak. Knowing that Hunts Remedy had
greatly benefited many others began using
II, and 1t gave me the edeslred benefit. Were
Obliged to uso any medicine of the kind
again would prefer 1t to all othors. Icon.
slider 1t q sure care.
IF by tho publication Of this, my expert
ence with Hunts Remedy, othors suffering
from similar complaints can DO induced TO
avail themselves Of Its good effects, you have
tull liberty to DO 30 In any way it may seem
BEST to you. Gratefully yours,
MRS. FLORENCE Il. WooD,
ITO Broad Street, bridgeport, Conn"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

The Scit nt,Rc american mentions
the decline III the price of pper as
likely to lead to the increased ue OF
that metal i'll building. At present the,
material for copper roof costs Mt the
outset only about twice as much as tin.
and as the latter must be required and
painted about once in thiee years. and
in fifteen or twenty years must he re-
newed altogether, the copper, which
never needs painting. and is practically
indestructible. is much the cheaper ma
teriai il the end, There in Boston
many copper roofs, put on about fol ty
years ago. which show no signs Of de-
terioration; and the metal is still much
employed in that city as cornices, cut.
ters aid rain water pipes, ~ well as for
covering bay windows, and in many
other ways III place Of galvanized iron,
which is much inferior in beauty and
durability and not very much cheaper.
The copper has the additional advantage
Of needing no pant, so that the delicate
lines OF artistic work are in no danger
OF beirg filled up, anu the metal in.
creases. rather than diminlshes. IN
beauty by the slow formation of blush
green patina over it. Tor fashings, us
we'll as other portions Of roof work, cop.
per is much superior to zinc or tin, and
with the aid of certain amount of lead
the most difficult problems in roofing
can be successfully and permaDe 1tly
solved.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
HUMOROUS. ,

A Enw nights ago Mr.. Gilbert, the
actor, was standing at the gate of his
house with his hat off. He had, in faot.
seen some ladies to their carriage; they
had driven off, and he remained stand
ing on the sidewalk, enjoying the cool
Of tue evening. Out of neighboring
house where he had been dining stepped
q gentleman, who, after walking fow
PAGES, became aware of Mr.. Gilbert,
whom he mjstook for the butler OF the
establishment. Addressing him at
once, with sn air of polite superiority,
he said: ''Wlll you call me Hanson
cab ?" "Certainly." replied Mr.. Gilbert,
"you are Hanson cab" This odd bit
OF fun reminds mo of poor Frank Tai
purd's famous reply to tho man who,
seeing him on bitter night without a
wrap, said: "Why. TaIpurd, you never
wear an overcoat y "No," replied Tai
purd, Il never was."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

sFBIAR's, ,QMEGEr. Peel and slice ten
large apples;> stew them to a pulp, with
two ounces of butter, and sugar to-
taste, when tile apple sauce is cool,
beat one egg for one minute and stir 1t
into the apple; epread cold butter rath-
or thickly on u plain, tin mould which
will hold about three pints, and put a
1half-inoh layer OF fresh bread crumbs
all over the inner surface Of the mould,
pressing them to make them adhere TO
IT.; when the mould Is covered with
bread crumbs, pour in the apple sauce,
putting thick layer Of bread crumbs
on top OF the apple; set the mould in
a moderate oven and bake the omelet
until the bread crumbs arc brown and
cleave away from the side of the mould.
TO turn out the onelet without break
ing 1t. place platter just the size of
tho mould on it and turn both platter
and mould over it with stendy hand;
the mould can then be lifted off, leaving
the omelet unbroken on the platter.
Dust it thickly with powdered sugar
and serve it hot.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

The remedies for sic ,plessness, it is
found. must be varied according to it's
causes. If oooasloned by grief, NOR
phia. narclen and codein are prescribed: :
ii from nervousness or arterial excite
ment, bromide OF potassium, if the pa
tient is not aIDm:c. Ii tie cause Ia
pure nervousness, ehloroform in small
quantities can be applied. Hydrate of
oL!oral suits H. arly all cases where
there Is no dyspepsia or heart disease.
oleeplessness in the aged or IN debilita-
tee persons requires tonics, such as VINE
bitters and the like.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

AN EXCELLENT DIsH.--A dish equal
to tho beet steak, and cheap enough for
any man, Is prepared from shank of
beef with some neat on it. Have the
bone we'll brckcn; waah carefully to
remove bits OF bone: cover with cold
wator; watch when the boiling begins
and take off the SCUM that rises. Stow
five or six hours, till the muscles are
dissolved: break the meat small with n
fork, Qar better than chcpping), put it
i'll bread pm. boil down the gravy
till Ill cooling it will turn to stiff Jolly.
Where this Is done gelatlne Is quite
superfluous. Add salt, and, if liked,
other seasoning. and pour it hot upon
the meat; stir together and set aside
over night. when 1t will out into hand
some notified slices for breakfast OF
supper.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
t'oNDU OF CHICKEN. Soak one OH,

FoNDU OF CHICKEN. Soak one oup-
mi OF bread crumbs in II cupfui OF bolt
ing milk. Add ono tablespoonful of
melted butter and salt and pepper to
taste. Let the batter cool. MlDce fine
~ some cold chlckon and ono slice of
cold boiled ham, one round OF an onion.
When tho bread is nearly oold stir in
the meat and two we'll beaten eggs.
Beat all together, and turn INTO a well.
creased baking pan and set in a brisk
oven. Whom the fondu il light, dol
lc"tely Drowned puff send at once to
the tablo in the dish in which it was
baked.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

WE met a Dutch Citizen coming up
from the depot tho other day. Ho
seemed greatly excited, ard we asked
him what was the trouble: "Dere vas
droobles enough" he replied. II vas
Citing my poots plaoked III dot depot
von policeman Como along and 'he
dold me to git my feet out of dor way SO
dot der drain OF cars could git inside
der depot. Dot vas der tirsd dime my
feet vas efer insulted. will report him
at headquarters, [ baed you. don't
care shuck for his brass coat and plue
buttons. He will tindt out det vas not
porn u pig fool for nodings."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

VEAL OUTLETS LA MILANAIRE.-
Brown some veal outlets quickly in hot
lard; then take them out of the pan
and thicken the hot lard with flour;
stir until tho flour browns; then pour
III sufficient water TO make the gravy
the consistency of cream. Fry some
finely minced onion in butter; then add
it to the gravy, Put i'll the veal outlets
and.place around them about six sliced
tomatoes. Season to tuste. Simmer
gently about two hours or until the
outlets are tender.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
Walnut Leaf Hair Itestorer.

1t Is entirely different from all others tits
rs clear as water, and Us Its name indicates Is
aperlect Vegetable Hair Restorer. ltwillim-
medtately free the head f-oIn all dandruff, re-
duce new growth whore it has fallen off. It
does not IN any manner affect the health,
whioh sulphur, sugar Of .ead and nitrate OF
silyerpreparationsh havedone. twill change
light or faded hair In a few days to q beautiful
glossy brown. Ask your druggist forit Each
Dottleis warranted. SMITH, KLINE s. Co.,
Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa. and
.. N. CRITTENTON. Now York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
.rTheir Occupation Gone"

X. V, PIERCE, NJ d., Buffalo, N. Y:
was attacked with indigestion OF the lungs,
soreness over the liver, severe pain IN tho
joints, burning fever, and general giving
away Of the whole system. Failing TO hhd
relief in remedies prescribed, tried your
"Golden Medical Discovery" 1t effected
nv entire cure. Your medicines have only
to be used to be appreciated. II evcry fam-
lily would give them Il trial, nine-tonths OF
tho doctors would, like 9th Ito, find their
occupation gone. Yours truly,
L. b. MCMILLAN, NJ. D.,
Rrrrsnt>rt N Y
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

CABBAGE FARoIR. Take small, hard
head OF cabbage, removing the two or
three outer leaves. Have pot of boil
ing water ready, with plenty of salt in
1t. Put in the cabbage and let it STAY
ton minutes, and then place it IN cold
whtcr. Dry 1t. Take an apple coror,
and cut out in tho middle kind of
wcll-ilke hole. Have any GOLD meat,
winch chop fino. Season this with pop.
per and salt, little grated nutmeg, and
some thyme. 10 stlfon it, add tho
yolks OF two eggs to the farcle. Fill up
tho hole. which cover with q bit Of Leaf.
Bind up tho cabbage with twine; use
plenty of twine, 30 that it will be 90.
cure. This is best boiled in stock. but
II stock is not at hand. take some pieces
OF ham or bacon, and some beef bones,
ana put them in the water. Boil your
cabbage thoroughly, and serve dry.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

"WHAT have you for dinner ?" lnquir-
ed n disRustod drummer of the waiter.
The drummer had been in town twenty.
fonr hours without taking an order.
'koast duck, sir. "Ahl was the duck
shot on the wing ?" "I guess So
"Erylng to get away from this cussed
place, wasn't he ?" 81 presume like ly
enough, ST." Good bird, sagacious
'owl, rara avis. 1 admire his pluck and
pity his misfortune. You may bring
me that duck, I'll take the whole Of
him, I'll help him along tho road"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

A COUPLE We're discussing bal
masque, when he asked, ..What oharac-
ter DO you expect to represent ?" "Oh, "
she replied, II don't care to mention
what shall wear" "In that CASE" he
said, you will. Of course, appear in un-
mentionables." At the end of On hour
the young lady hadn't said any thing, so
he went home and kicked smart young
man to bed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

CONDIMENTS USED WITH FooD.-A
French physician has been making
some interesting experiments on the
effects OF condiments used with food.
They show, among other things, that
in cooking meat only an ounce of salt
should be used with from six to twelve
pounds of meat. If more is employed,
1t Will do one Of two things; it will mod
ify the structure of portion of the
muscular fibre 80 rs to render it more
resistant to tho action of the gastric
iuce, or it will itself check and retard
the peptic fermentation, the very
groundwork OF digestion. 1t follows
that snlted and smol el meats arc more
indiGcstible than fresh. Vinegar it APP
pt ars, may be used with good effect,
provided it is not in quantity to irri-
tate tho stomach, and in pure dilution
of ACC ic acid, freed FROM sulphuric or
hydrochlorlc aoids, the latter of which
though an active principle of tho gas
trio JUICE, must not bo al excess in the
stomach, or it will retard digestion.
The hungry man will, therefore, be
careful how he uses salt and vinegar,
and DIR, Hus on will by-and-by tell INN
something about pepper and mustard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

"A NOTED base ball player has been
sent to the penitentiary in New York
for attempting to murder his wife.
Some Of his Old comrades have very
little sympathy with him. II he had
attempted to murder the umpire the
defeated nine would have presented him
with handsome testimonial. IF it
wasn't for the unfair decisions of the
umpire, both clubs would always win.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

Conn MEAL Fruit PUDpINt,. -Scald
one pint of milk. Pour it ON one lurpe
cup of white Indian meal. Sur it M
we'll and let 1t get almost cold. While
cooling beat in one cup of flour, one
teaspoonful Of baking powder. Wet
with cold milk. Beat up we'll together.
Make custard of ono quart of milk.
four eggs aid one cup OF sugar. Beat
gradually INTO the cooled paste Whom
mixed into light batter add two table,
spoonfuls Of melted butter, one.half
pound OF raislns. seeded and cut in two.
One teaspoonful of mixed cinnamon and
mace. Put into a buttered dish and
bake in a quick oven.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

Mr.. IsAACs keeps clothing store, In
front Of which he is generally to be
found, pouring forth an eloquent dis
quisition on the merits Of his stock.
Yesterday, while he was so employed,
Jacob happened to be passing, and
caught the words:
"Nice CLEAN shirds inside; de INCEST
shird in the oity !"
"Vell, Isaacs, vot vos dot you say p
"Nioe CLEAN shirds inside"
"Vell, foG Heavens sake, go righd in
und putvon on your pack, mine friendtr'
exclaimed Jacob.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

Sydney Smith being i'll, his physician
advised him to "takc i walk upon an
emnty stounlch." "Upun who>r''? asked
Sydney. Still better steps to take would be
the purchase Of DR.. r. V. Picrcc'S "Gotlcn
Medical Discovery and "piaaSant Purga-
tive Pellets." which are especially valua-
bic to those who are obliged to lr;,L scdcnt-
ary lives, or are afflicted with amy chronic
disease of the stomach VI bowels. BY drug
piSts
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

1T has been thought for long time
that photographs could not be taken
suoccessfulLy by artificial light. But
the other night West Hill man had
his taken in the dark. He doesn't care
anything abo 1t the photograph, but
will give five dollars to get the frame
back.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
Could hardly stand on Her Feet.

II. V. PIERCE, NJ. d., Buffalo, N. Y:
Dear Sir must tell you what your medi-
cine has done for mo. Before taking your
"Fayorite Prescription" could hardly
stand on my feet, but, by following your
advice, L am perfectly oureh. The GA
vorlte Prescription Is wonderful lnedi-
cine for debilitated and nervous femalcs. |
cannot express how thankful I am to you
for your advice. Youts truly,
MRS. CORNEJ.IA 4 ALLISON, Peosta, Ia.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

Rev. Mr.. BEEoHER says he does not
believe the st"ry of the fall of Adam.
Perhaps he has arrived ut this ooncu-
sion from the fact that there were no
cranks in those days to throw banana
skins on the sidewalks ard water did
not freeze on the pavements with the
slippery side up.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

Il aOater PROOF paint for stone, go. is
prepared BY fuslng equal parts OF alu-
minum palmitato and colophony, or
nixlhg aluminium palmitate with wax
and dissolving in oaustio soda and wator.
A solution resembling soap ls formed,
whloh can b. used with advantage for
w"ll-paintirg and the like After the
paint Is dry 1T is washed with weak
solution OF aluminium sulphute to render
it insoluble.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
"THE Swedes are 40 honpst I

"THE Swedes are 80 honest that every
one gong into an opera house hangs
hls umbrella i'll the lobby and never
thinks OF asking for a oheck." II tho
umbrellas are anything like the one wo
saw carrled by Swole in this country
the other day, wo are not surprised that
check Is not demanded for their safe
return. The Swede who loses his UNI
brella must be onvied by those who
arc less fortunate,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

Two OF our bellies while walking out
the other day came to ditch near
the railroad grade at Nlontclair which
they did not know how to get over.
Seeing young man coming along the
road they appealed to him for help,
whereupon he pointed behind them
with startled air and yelled out
"Snakes |" The way those girls crossed
that ditch was sight to behold, and the
young man lives.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

There seems no end to the uses to
which paper is to be put. the latest no.
table one eing to the making of pulleys
which arc said to have the requisite
strength with only 25 per oent. OF the
iron pulleys. 1t is also claimed that
belts do not readily slip on these pulleys
and hence may be run much Stacker
than on iron.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

HAY FRYER. My brother Myron and
myself were both cured of Catarrh and
Hay-Fev last July anti August by Ely's
Cream Balm. Up to Dec. 28 these trou-
blcs have not returned. GABRIEL FKRRI5,
Spencer, N. Y.
HAY FEVER. | was "tlllctc,l for twenty
years with Hay-Fever. used Ely's
Cream Balm with favorable results, and
can recommend it to all. -R, BERT w. Town.
LEY, (ox-Mayor) Elizabeth, N, J..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
81 HEARD YOU Kissed ths prettiest

81 HEARD you kissed the ptettiest
girl in the room, at the party, last
night,"' observed an Austin youth in
blue. glass goggles to his companion.
''Well. did,. for fact. What Of it? >
:. 20, nothing, but I'd Just like to know
how you felt during the sweet osouls-
ton" r u - : {
Felt like a beefsteak." : -
"I,ike beefsteak ?"
"Yes, smothered In onions"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
we Dn Nor IL ,sitntc to Recommend

"AtlaHris ni u safe AMI pleasant cure for plics
II Is the inVc:tion Of :oSullr physician OF great
exp 'ricnce, ami has been adopted by doctors Of
al schools and stool the test Of TIVE yeors,
use without an equal. II relieves pain ut once
AMI Ultimately ourns. sufferers VINO h;lvo tried
everything: cl,o IN vain lnay obtain sn plca free OF
=. Ncu :taclter 4 Co., B,X 2,l6, New York CIV
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

:. Inc only natural hair rcncwer is Carbo.
me, deodorlzed extract of petroleum.
prepared without dlstillatlon or rectflca.
tioh with acids Of alkalIea containing no
mineral or other poisons delightfully."- per.
lumed and as clear and pure as spr,np
Water. f'As
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06

81 am using DR.. Graves II arl X lu:a.
tor with great results. had Heart disease
Tor o years, 30 bad could not lio down. -
john Mcauf, Pike Station. o. The
Heart Regulator cures all forms uf Heart
Disease, nervousness and sleoplessness.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-11-06
"ANY good sbou,lne on vour farm 2'

"ANY good shooting Oh your farm p
asked hunter Of farmer. splendid, u
replied the aRrioulturist, "there's Il dry,
we'll man down in the clover meadow
a cloth peddler Mt The house, oandi,
date out III the barn and two tramps
down i'll the stock yard. Climb right
over the fence, young man, load both
barrels, and sail in.