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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14
BETTER.

People who attend horse races generally belong to the better class of society.-Som- erviIle Journal.
 The brig Joseph Cook was lost in the re- cent tempest of Bermuda. This is the first time that anything named Joseph Cook was ever put down by opposition wind.-Boston Transcript
 esGreek do underestimate Greek ?" said jolly German. ''VeH, I schoost can
 shmile Wy, ven vas leedle poy always swim in dot greek inshteadt of dot rifer."- N. Y. Com. Adv.
 An empty marble match holder of ex- ! quisite workmanship stood on the parlor mantlepiece, and Smith after examining it pronounced it matchless work of art SomerviIle Journal A Chicago boy has brilliant artistic ca- reer before him. He has already reached the highest tart, and his mother has been com- pelled to buy burglar proof safe to pre- ! serve her preserves.-Chicago Telegram. Waiter, what is this mark on the side of my pie?'' "Ho, yes; why certainly, sir. That mark, sir? That is the print of my l thumb, sir. Just had my thumb in choco- | late served the other gent, sir. Meant to have | called your attention to it before. sir. Gut l it out for you, sir ?"-Burlington Hawkeye.
 .'tAh, Victorine, my poor girl, how you have changed!" ''It is because l have just
  pulled out two of my teeth" 'Two?" s'Yes, madame; good one and then 8 bad one; he made 8 mistake the first time. 5 l ''How horrible!" sBut it doesn't matter. He was very reasonable; he only made me pay for one. Paris Paper. ''What sortsr pictur' do you call that9' asked an Arkansas farmer, pointing to ter l ra.c .cotta bust of Charles Dickens. That is 1 e bust of Charles Dickens "Intended to | look like him, ain't it2'' 'tOh, yes ? sWel. can sympathize with him, for I lived in the swamps long time myself. Bounds! how was tuk. ."-Arkansas Traveller. s One day an old negro, clad in rags and | carrying burden on his head, ambled into | the executive chamber and dropped his load upon the floor. Stepping towards the gov- ernor, he said "Am you de Gubner, sal?" l Being answered in the affirmative, he said :: ''If dat am fac Pse glad ter meet yer. Yer see hbs way up dar in de back ob de country and is poor man, sah. Ih'ar dar is some pervishuns in de con n'stution fer de culled | man, and am har to get some ob lem, sah. :" Whitehall Times. THE BEST ENOUGH FOR ME. quarrel not with Destiny, 1 make the best Of eyeEyth1ng- | The best is good enough for me. l Leave Discomfort alone, and she will shut her mouth and let you sing | quarrel not with Destiny. l take some things, or let lem be- Good gold has always got the ring The best is good enough for me. | When Fate insists on secrecy, | I have arguments to bring | quarrel not with Destiny. The fellow that goes 'shaw for "gee" l VIII hnd he hasn't got full swing. The best is good enough for me. 1 One only knows our needs and He l Does all of the distributing l quarrel not with Destiny; 1 The best is good enough for me. J. W. Riley.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14
SOurnaI a1rO GOnrier.
SINGLE COPIES THREE GENTS.

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CrTY, IS GENTS A WEEK, 70 CENTS A MONTH, $aeO A YEAR; BY MAIL, IN COUNTY, IN ADVANCE, S7.OO; AT EXPIRATION, s7.6o ; OUT OF COUNTY, IN ADVANCE, $7.5e, AT EXPIRATION. Q O.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14

The negroes are getting ''rscognition'' in Norfolk, Virginia. In the postoffice there are five negro letter carriers and three white. The assistant postmaster and several clerks are colored men. Three negroes are in the custom house, and as many are in the city council. Two colored men are school com missioners, and two are on the school board. What northern citp can match this2
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14

LADIES and all sufferers from neuralgia, hystsria, and kindred complaints, will find without rival Browns Iron Bittters.
 PENNINGTON, ILL-Dr. M. T. Gamble says: 'I prescribe Browns Iron Bitters in my practice and it gives satisfaction
 FORT STEVENSON, DAKoTAH TER.-Rev. James McCarty says: "Brown's Iron Bit ters cured me ofseYere dyspepsia"
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14

Captain ". A. Courtenay, mayor of Charleston, South Carolina, has many friends in this city who will be glad to know that he is appreciated by his fellow citizens. His term of office is four years and it is nearly as an end. He wants to return to private life. but will probably not be allowed to yet. The leading citizens of Charleston, to 8 number that fills five and a half double columns of names in the News and Courier, ask him to
 continue the work he has so well carried on. and the News and Courier itself says his ad- ministration has been ia credit to the peo- ple a soprce of pride to the State and a cause of congratulation to Sthe Democracy everywhere. Mayor Courtenay had no in- tention of being candidate for 8 second term, but it may be expected of him that he will comply with the popular will, in consent
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14

The elevated railroad in Berlin Is ''some- thing like" The main line traverses the city through the entire length, and leads through the principal business streets. Then there is line which encircles the whole city, as Is the case in Paris. Now the company had to buy it's entire right of way, great many houses had to be torn down, and it had to construct the road very substantially. Just imagine, says correspondent, a long white wall extending all this length, built very massively, and yet not clumsily, the surface of which is probably about thirty feet broad. There are depots at regular in tervals, and these depots are, every one of them, solid stone structures of very pretty design Underneath these depots there is an arcade, which is rented, and has been trans- formed in every instance into a restaurant, beer garden or store. It is deliciously cool and shady under these arcades, even on the hottest days. Gardens or small parks for public use are generally connected with these places. When you are seated there, and a train passes by right over your head, the mason work is SO thick that one hears but g low, rumbling sound.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-14

A report has been going the rounds that MT. Blaine had said that Butler ought to spend $5oo, ,Ooo, if necessary. to secure re- election as governor of Massachusetts, and that once reelected he would surely be the Democratic candidate for the presidency. This report orried some people, especially in Massachusetts, and MT. Blaine has been interviewed concerning the matter. He said to the reporter: I am not giving any artic- ular attention to politics now, and as for sen sational newspaper stories I seldom notice them. But as you have taken the trouble to call on me will say this much: I have nev- CT made the remarks attributed to me. I dc not believe Governor Butler can be reelected this year, and have not the slightest doubt that the successor of President Arthur will be 8 Republican. Furthermore, you may say that in my humble opinion the October and December elections of this year will show that the Republican party is in better trim for a national fight than it was in the years preceding the great contests of 1876 and 1S8O
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
Women Who Worked.

Belle C. Green. daughter of mill
owner ut Nashua, writes that mill girls
of that and other New England manu-
featuring cities have changed completely
within twenty years. Those who worked
In Lucy Larcom's day are now, in many
instances, matrons presiding over ele-
giant homes. the pride and ornament OF
what Miss Green calls '.our best, so
ciety." A woman of position in Nashua,
over 80 years old, who never worked in
the mills, is an exception. The hands
in the old times came from the farms OF
New Hampshire and Vermont, but now
are almost wholly French Canadians,
Of far less intelligence and scarcely any
education. Snuff-tsking is common
among them. Although the character
Of the female operatives has degcnerated,
according to this authority, more is
done for their moral and temporal well
fare than used to be. The factory
clearinghouse where they arc lodged
and fed for $3.50 week, including
washing, are clean, roomy, and respect
ably conducted, while the table fare is
remarkably abundant for the price.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
George Hutchins, of Boston.

The feat of George Eutchins, Bos-
ton fireman, will bring him a medal. 1t
was performed at the burning Of gun
store, described the other day by tele-
graph. 1t was impossible to keep the
people far from the building, although
they were told that it contained explo-
siycs. The fireman learned just where
the stock of powder was kept, and Hutch
ins volunteered to 60 after it. He
climbed through a window, got down
on his knees, and crept toward the spot
20 which he had been directed. The
smoke was sitting and binding. His
hands touched the huge copper box. and
he carried it out. Again he went back
for the remaining box. The copper
burned his fingers. and as he sprang
out the flames followed him, but the
powder was safe under powerful
stream of water.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
DO Ixt,tSsp Y0as1Alfl n Has, tou. ~,

IA. EytssAs Hoasssy X e. teus Ma.
ejsAsRE. Lopis MAD was walkiag along
flfS stteet the othcro day, when hs saw
sofnSthiHE on tho sidewalk that looked
fRthef suspici ols, but thinking he had
SeAn someth thing like II before 5stcoped
and picked IL mp. when he discovered,
10 his horror, that " was 4 lady's garter.
He silly cid Il into bis pocket and NOR
cd on, feeling cheap, and not intending
TO tell even his wife about 10, and to
hide N somewhere on the way home,
He did not make up his mind TO hide
the garter on account OF Its value, but
he Thought Il would place him In bad
hight before his wife 10 have her ind Q
garter In his pocket, q strange garter,
too, and he knew wei she would never
accept any explanations as to how he
came ID posistssion Of Il, and1so he de-
tsrrnsnsd TO say nothing about IT. even
70 HE wife. He had not gone far before
agentlen1an tapped him on the should!
o., and asked him n he, had, not just
picked up something on the sidewalk
The 81. Louis man blushed and starn-
uefed, and said s'no, be hadn't that Is,
rothlnR Ia particular" Finally he said
10 did pick up something, that he was
sorry to say, proved to be q garter. Tho
gentleman told him that his wife had
tust lost the article, and. taking It in his
his hand, showed the gentleman who
found Il that the garter was studded
with diamonds and other precious gems,
and was worth several hundred dollars.
That's just the way with those St Louis
fellows. They are 50 COMPOUNDED
modest that IL they do find anything Of
value, II it happens to be something In
the line Of ladies' wearing apparel they
blush and tremble. and are sorry they
picked it up. Now, with Chicago
man it would be different. St Louis
can never expect to compete with Chi
cago and keep up with the rapid style Of
movement and eccentricities peculiar TO
Chicago men, SO long as her people are
so modest that they would hardly dare
to pick up q garter in the street for fear
someone might happen to be looking.
A garter is no worse than a corset, or
any other item among the vast collec-
ton of bric-a-brac woman wears, and
will not explode half as quick, and still
We'll bet half the men in st. Louis
would rather sit whole evening holding
a corset in place than meet a garter in
the road in broad daylight.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
Coffee.

The flee-berry grows wild in Abyss
sinia, where a beverage has been pre-
pared from it from time immemorial.
It was introduced into Persia 875 A. d.,
and thence into Arabia some six hum
dred years later, where it was used
by students to keep them awake nights.
In 1921, Burton writes, 1.-The Turks
have drink called coffee, as black as
SCOT and rs bitter, which they sip up as
warm as they can suffer, because they
find by experience that kind of drink so
used helpeth digestion and promoteth
alscrity"-vivacity Of spirits.
About 1850 it was introduced into
England and France against much OPP
position. 1t will be seen that our Pill
grim Fathers were unacquainted with
the drink. Probably no beverage is
now more extensively used
The essential principle of coffee is
caffeine, poison capable of producing
paralysis of the great nervous centres,
but mainly affecting the spinal cord.
The same is true of theme, the essential
principal of tea. Such drugs are not
necessarily harmful. Phosphorus is a
violent poison; but it is found in fish.
Persons who drink coffee freely eat
less food. The Gallae, an African tribe,
often, in their long wanderings, live
solely on coffee and butter-a bagful Of
coffee day of the size of a billiard ball.
1t is better adapted to the warm than
to the other climates. Many. and an
increasing number, at the North are in
jured by it, while il is used much more
freely at the South with no harm.
I There are thousands of people who
cannot use tea and coffee without injury
even in their mildest dilutions. When
strong and in large quantities they may
impoverish the nervous force, and pre-
pare the way for the inroads Of all
forms of nervous diseases. Youtss
COMPANION.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

Gambetta has been iucomparably the
greatest orator of the Third Republic.
A Rhode Island school teacher re.
Gently logged a 17-year-old girl OF his
school on one of her hands until the
blood came.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

Tie Fs1ss~s Beethoven Osnofs coatsima
.? Stops, 10 Sets Resds.
->*PRlCE ONLY S9ON<
Order nov. R~mit by Bank DRAFT Poet oflce Money
Order. or Regis cred Letter. Boxed G d Eh pped
and hight Organs built old plan Se0 $49, $50. o
TO II stops. Catalogue Byee. Address or can upon
DANIEL T. BEATTY, Wsssisgtca, f,u Je-rst
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

p.
And ell This Is to be changed 2 II
IS a we'll known fact that frequently
the smallest causes bring about the
greatest results. l met a prominent
real estate man the other day in
broadway. He seemed TO be very
depressed. Said he "that dcstruc.
ton Of the Newhall House, Mil
waukee, by fire and the subsequent
hotel fires have had bad, a very
bad effect. People who live in tall
houses and particularly those who
occupy upper fats have got scared.
Our janitors say SO, and know hotel
clerks can hardly get guests to go
above the second floor. If only this
thing had not happened so near
May" and'he walked away in very
thoughtful mood. After all this may
be only momentary scare, but
should few more fires of the kind
alluded TO occur, there will be gen.
eral exodus to suburban places and
property on Long Island, Brooklyn,
Jersey City, Westchester county and
other contiguous places will advance
accordingly.
Like dutiful chronicler of metro
politan events, attended the annual
masquerade ball of the Cercle Fran
Gals del Harmonic, "the French
Ball" as it is generally termed, at
the Academy of Music last evening.
AS usual the adjoining Nilsson and
Irving Halls were pressed into ser.
vice to accommodate. the throng. As
was to be expected the crowd was
great but everybody was more or less
bored. There were the usual hordes
of giddy women-mostly French-in
the fleshllst If f1eshIy Ito use an
Oscar Wildeism) costume, but some
how there was but little life in them
Perhaps they were willing to be live.
ly, but our policemen are perfect
cerberi of morality and propriety, and
therefore the wild, weird abandon
which the consumptive youth of the
yardstick and the curious old boy
from the rural district expected to
find shOrn by its absence. There
was less ornamentation OF the ball
room, sad absence of carnivalistiC
pageants, and a deplorable absence
Of novel and pretty fancy costume 1
The domino seem to be all prevail
ent. The most notable costumes
were those of two magnificent women
who symbolized night and morning
Night wore black silk bodice and
tights, and over this black lace
tunic, short in front and trailing be
hind. The lady had black hair and
this was trimmed with strings 81
pearls. Above her forehead she wore
a large massive gold crescent set with
pearls. Morning was similarly q,
tired except that the materials Of
which her costume was composed
Il
we're pure white throughout and her
ornaments were diamonds. These
women created a genuine snnsation,
and they deserved TO, for handsome
I picture de fantasia was seldom seen in
ball room.
SKINNY MEN.
"Wclls' Health Remover" restore,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
MARROW ESCAPE
OF A MAssACuUsETrs ENGIMKxR-
TIMELY WARNING OF MIR. JOHN
SPENCER, BAGGAGE MASTER
OF THE 3. g. A. R.R.

Harveilexs Csre Of stone In tho Bl.d<sr-
Large Stones Renewed By Kea-
nedy's Faverito Remedy"
Yrow tAs ritspfsad tMass) Eo0ie.
Stc~s in the Blsddsris . very dangerous an
Asnt; bat many most remarkable cures hans Of
late bsss wrought by "kennedy's Fnvorite Reno
dy~--tbs iuvsation Of DIR. Kennedy Of Hoa-
dout, n. Y. Another striking sase IL now addsd
70 Ne Int. Mr.. Peter LAwler, of Dalton, Mea.,
stAtss IN q letter TO DIR. Kennedy that he haA
been troubled with bladder complaint for II years,
ana had consulted at different times seven phyi-
siass; bat nothing beyond temporary sllsymont Of
the pain had been worked. Towards the end OF
last January Mr.. LAWYER called on DIR. Ksa-
nedy. Sounding him, the doctor "struck stcoe-
He decided that Mr.. IAwler should hrst Try The
"Payorits Remedy 30 ss, IL possible, 70 avoid an
operation. And here IL the remarkable result;
s'Do~r Dsetor kennedy-Ths day after eafns
homo passed two gravel stones and am doing
nicely now. IL you would like 10 see the stones 1
will send than 20 you" This letter bears .date
"Dalton, Mass, Feb. eth,s and Il signed "Psteg
IAwlsr.S The stones which are 20 large ~ TO war.
rant for . Ksnncly's Favorite Remedy" tbs elain1
that il il tho most successful specific for Stone yet
discovered. arc now in DIR, Kennedy's possessicn.
Incidentally Mr.. Lswler slso states that tho Fav
ont. Remedy" at tho samo time cured him OF ,
stubborn case of shsum ntsm and 1t Is fast that
in all affections arising on OF disorder Of the vef
urinary orvnns IL is n searching remedy and works
nnarysou. benefits. II isin itself almost medicine
shest. Ordsr IL Of your druggist. Price eloo .
bottle ..,l ..u .lfs .,.rl .3 te,f
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
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: Syet Er,,Y,A "a RpouyNc TpnN
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DITTERS, ana this Dy rapid
~nd tt,aro,,s,l> Aos,;r,;t,<,ocl
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with the blood Putlf1eS ana
enr;cheo;t md r;ch e<vono
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of tho cx,eten, raoa;ro th~
wasted tissues, drives out
disease ana gives health ana
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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

vVUs ~ Owveeso - uvDU1UMH.I
Oatarrh. as e: ~ asssssc az Z. ~ az =
81 ~ 10. O~xs Caaat1A CuSS ~ ~ -
,reporsd 70 msse oog1ooD Glaok - ~ ~ ~
ssssssy E9ssssse sse - 1zas.ssl car
49, - , sss - = - >. :
1hsumats Neuralgia, sss:ss
- - scssS q ~ - 60 - $50
HernorrhA ges. 1S $3.50 |,s "
~: : 8 r.. 40 ss> - M l, 60. \
Diphtheria & Sore Throat. 9: :.t =:
.pcnyxy. Ms ~ ssss, pSAs b iass,rsss.
-! Pile, IiinA. DlssaIhg - lssA.
fnS. M The 6fsats~t kAovA xsasdy. - % M, !.
Fer Ulcers, Ella o0fes o. o. vyeunAe
II action upon these II mos trsmAsksbla.
Gsssiss.-P0ND'S EXTRACT Nee Been S~<-
ssas6 tn eewStae NJ ~ 800 sP0Nps
vsdsl~~k - Sssyssssltst ~ $780,. -
a. ssTs I. ts:::s A!ssgs sssst :. kssas roSDs
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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09
Detroit, Grand Haven

4 MILWAUKEE, nv.
GOING EAST.
Trains leave owosso as follows: Detroit
Express. $50 Q. m. Through Mail, Sis D. m !;
Evening Express. 7:os pm. Night Express,
8:sS q. IN; Mixed, 7:6 pm.
GOING WEST.
Morning Express. 1850 An; Through Mail
e:lb p. m; Grand Rapids Express, $50 .. m (;
Night Express, 1850 p. m; Mixed, 6:30a. n.
Refreshments At Detroit Owosso and Grand
Haven. The Telegraph Line for the Public.
- Sleeping Cars on oil night trains.
NiGrt Express east and west daily and all sther
trains daily Sunday excepted.
nv CONNECTIONS,
AT DETROIT Great western Railway 10 points
east. Michigan Central, Michigan Southsrs and
Grand Trunk Railroads. III -. t.-l
AT MILWAUKEE-Wish the Milwaukee and 3d.
Paul Western Union. Milwaukee and Northern,
and Chicago and Northwestern Railways 70 al
points north and west
tUThe Railway Conpany's Ferry Steamer
leaves d. q. II. 4 n. Dock, Detroit, on arrival of
trains. Tickets are sold 1t the Detroit. Grand
Haven and Milwaukee Railway Ticket Once, 10
al principal places In the United States.
: T. TANDY. aenY Freight Passenger AKt.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

pslgHs CROUCH ONRATS.". r,,O
Clear cut rata, reaches, flies, ants,
btd-bugs, sknnks, chipmunks, gophers.
I5c. Druggists.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

All Trains Daily except Sunday.
c. y. BUSH. II. B. LEDYARD,
Div. Supt., Bay City. Genl Manager Detroit
4. @. BRowS, Assist Gen'l Supt jackson
o. W. RUeeLHs. q. p. 4 r. A. Chicago
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

IAN exchange says "Talk about the
cxtravagance Of the ancient Romausl
Gotham can match It,, Gold cups
and saucers were Introduced for ,cof-
fee at a dinner party there the other
evening" 7Yllel ssgt.asN aisl ~ ~ ssif
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

$72 1; =;
for MS. Now is the time. You can work In spare
time or give your whole umo 10 the business No
other business viii pay you nearly m we'll No one
can fail to make enormous pay by engaging At once.
Costly outfit aud terms free. Money made fast,
easily, and hsnorably. Address T.uE Co..
Augusta, Maine Jan. ~ u
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-09

s,as sois "BUc HUPAIBA.r ,iw . gsi-e,
.Quick complete cure, all annoying
Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Dis.
eases. 81. Druggists. .f n .. ,ll n ,,.,
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-07-07

A certain young Hebrew trav-
cling man, with an Older compan.
ion, bought special ticket of a
scalper and got aboard the train
When the conductor came around
he took up Isaac's ticket and then
looked at Isaac, shook his head,
and said:
"What is your manner
"Let me see my ticket"
Cant you tell your name
without seeing the ticket? This
won't do. You'll have to get of
at the next station or pay your
fare.
Thisagitated Isaac profoundly,
and he turned to his companion
and said;
"Moses, I've forgot my name
that was on the ticket. Can yon
tell me what it ISL"
"Vill you lief me see dot ticket,
Mr.. Condogter?" inquired M pses
The conductor showed it to him
"Mien Got, Izeek, vot name is
dees? Patrick Moriartyl No
wonder you dond recomember dot
namel Dond YOU meier got some
more tickets i dem oolpers
nit dot name on. Dey will all de
dimes gil you afay.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-07-07

Life il ma 10 up Of surprises.
but probably no one was ever
more completely astonished than
the subject of this story by the
Newburyport Herald: Formerly
it was the custom, more than At
present, to have up notes in the
pulpit for loss Of friends, etc. A
neighboring clergyman on an ex-
change read notice that Mr.. A.
desired prayers that the death of
his wife might be sanctified to
him. etc., and the clergyman
prayed most earnestly for the
brother sitting lonely and DESC
late in his pew, etc. He noticed
a rustling in the congregation,
and to his CONSERVATION learned
that the note had been shut up in
the Bible for year, and the man
had his new wife for the first time
in the pew. The good people
smiled"