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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-10-25

One hundred thousand children earn
their own living in New York City.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
I GuardlanAip for Girls, ,

Well i is for, the woman who k shield
ed and Sguafded Nhrough life. There
are many lovely Qualities to be tieveiop-
ed only sin tiifh ;Nprotccted condition.
But su&iensN Nohark kes are injutlous III
proportion t6the efficacy OF the organ
izaton. The bid imile of the. 1oSaAn
and thaa plaht h4ds good in that re-
spect. tt is probable that. With the
most faSorabK development of.free-
dom. women will always be inferior in
). jAdgment ID nerH always more liable
TO make ja,aF paist kkes in the Gondnct
OF lite. III DIZZY Al to be always under
T4aaFaiaa FhiE Jet here alwayT NTa a
HAtlrdiak II fhey Rre to haye rd 1ota
'-tSaity, ttiht deubtfSl good. let ~ as
far as pdksibsebe ted for it. Do not
<sssysassas much Ii on your daugAfer 8
good sepse, fond parent. Your boy
may do 1nwbs an& even wicked things.
and may bcs . grzef to YOU for time,
and yets go hack end begin an honest
life and e herored and happy, and all
the pastis fGrgottA; but your girl may
do no wiring thing at all. and yet eu-
tangle herself 30 that she is unhappy
and out Il brtplace for the rest of her
DAYS. It lies With no parent, to insure
happiness for his children. This is
true. But in the large number Of
cases mpch may be done to lessen the
probability 6f smisfortunc. Walehful
care does mot mean lack of trust. and
native gdDd sbnse il not i'll Supplement-
ed by aneducation that teaches the girl
something of The copditions in which she
will be called upo1io act. a4 sa -
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
.Aa.kfas.,I n Iis.'er,," ,"ees,' e.ai,,.
/ 80 z sSd HS snE 3x l(uried.

n journalism IS trulyt the bottoinless
we'll which ~swailows sup the literary
/ genius and staleat of .Amcrica--''t
mute irglorious Miitons" who pass
from the cradle to tine grave OF thsiir
ngwspaper career npdrr the impenetra-
Bile veil of the anonymsus.I h screen
that allows no scope for the gratifica4
ton Of laudabic ambition. Il ,is only
.@wAsrs ths aaaaymous 4systsin does not
exist, rs. for instance, in France, awiete
ersry' xriter appends his own name, or
his nom de pune, to his articles, that
journalism offers d fair field 10 1irer,iry
men who are not icontent to' hide for.
ever their light under bushelt7t9 be-,
in a certain sense, buried alive instead
of heing Acknowledged leaders of
thought and action. /. ii Is no exagkera4
tion to say that more inch cfgsaius are
buried alive ON the press in ithis country
than in any. other ju, the world. sia3
"A mere salaried writer on the staff Of
. leading American newspaper Is prac-
tically moi permitted to oshine, even as q
sglow-worm. He has, in fact no moro
opportunity 10 become known, or to do
anything ineonsistelt with diligence
with his tread mill work behind the
scenes. than he has Of am:sssinS wealth
beyond tha arenmsof syaticea oht cf
bis .eommonly scanty salsry. -kinahan
CornDdlsis u Manhattan KdsastnG
IL a. - /
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
Milhmai,s ard esrasootsBoy

Tis evening, ard the young red SIN sinks
slowly in the west,
The fowers tod thcir petalg N, Stne birds ~
sto their nestsaes -
The cridt y chigfhptia the fras$the baH Tit
TO and fro.
And Gnkie-taEke up the lane the lowing cat
lie 60;
And the rieiiarnai ram hts c6rriase looks Eopt
1 ] on Az n asthfy connAL IlL5 l3F5
On til, m an', on the barefoot Boy that drives
'lecst',e heaet tgCf .r30OT)
u wish" the boy says to hirnseif-"I wish
that were he; sAl~T - re %, -.-r
aAnd srs upon mature thought i do not--aA,
,irreC.
Not for aIt,fc god his cofrl rs hold wpuld be
Z. Il thnt duff"r 4 er',. ~ 't'@- 'a"sN ~
With iver-ltad, ANA n equity toe, and scarce
sing e hair;
4 To hcvc. wife with p Roman noee, and fear
tests lanic oslntE ~
Far be,tsr 10 bf Tie Barefoot Boy that Ariyes
= the eat @ homie. " "~~
And the rich man murmurs to himself:
II "Ms I'd Irisaiall ny'Ie.fIrt .y~
TO chsrre my sot witi yonder boy? Not II
orr is ssa.s lasi' : faa, of astAapa cidn WITH
Win / st.m .brsiso upon either heea ana =
- splinter in my toe!
o, I'd 7 tncr sal my yacht year across the
tccin's tram
Than D. one day tpe barefoot Boy that dr1 yes
the c:.tte home"
,--Harpcr's Magazine.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
The Parisian.


A thousand articles might ia adevoted
to defining what is and what il not
Partisan and Yet no .prSgfass be made
. on this peculiar sNkt There y but
one. way toknpwsGb Shout Aris and that
is 10 lounge through its )reets, cafes,
theaters. clubs ~ ssl1Srants. II is
Paris that votes dG6S1y dynaniite to
all aristocra,s andsy t. II ii Paris which
goes wild over ballet dancers. 1t is
Paris which. at nai-aafenlA thrpngs the
boulevard to lassist atnihe ridicnlous
dproeessipls of sBAsignelics wasberaos
'men,. and the nexs gay Eses en- mAssse
! 20 carry II overs W v 1tor hugo in hon.
Or Of the phnisersAry sfkN birth. vUf.
aSirss sapostfopk pke-sc.Ah:i ntrisians!
,Iarisjsps 6 Is1 neyer .dapce betasr taaa
13keW ta9kSc aaaoG@ N around the
ae6rpscs fyuur DrUiMfsf lis as trns'' 70
day as when he nttersi III A Rtxisiar
Is generous and cruel, amusinGai d iiS
) gushing. polite, and hrplsh h0aayivsnt
Hnd 4 beggar. honest aud dishOA61lz
10 brsf, Inadlas astl,assis God and much
tAatI@ bad. sHa II II Argdsto ~ svtsth-
er his virtues Or his viqee aFa tic snoet
h,,mprpus. tor SCR FsiHcisco cAroS-
.:g. ssSst
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
A Rare Old Bird,

8, s.lf wasn't for as plumbers, you re.
porters would go dry 7tfor your funny
lfems,n remarked a plumber on Satur-
day to the reporter whocallcd toinquire
whether IL world be cheaper to- have "a
hole in''his penstock pipe yoidercd up.
or burn up the House, abandon the lot
and move out in the county and dig
well. 4Sss s& s.@ 4 a@...
Eyes. You fellows are funny to every
body excepting your employers, but Il
Is serious matter TO them, = retOrted
the reporter. s5 & -s s
s But thss fannseat thing ever said
abonta piumbsr has never found il
way into priat a. few years ago / was
down TO che Rouge on Sunday shooting.
Z and killed b bird the likes. of which ]
had never seen before. 1t was = water
fowl. but w'atH fowl @is was It was
all beak. wings and legs. and principal.
" beak. q fetched il home, and thl
next morning took n up 70 Prof. Sill!
and asked him what II was.
II ssas.fs(3 s(3OoskSsses k~UUsi' exclaimed Sill,
] i nescr ssw ore before; But from the
len2th and sze of III bal II tamust bs !
Plumber bGd N'tps gsssaa~ a
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
The Early Stages Of Human Development.


NJ. de Mortillct has occupied hiufSelf
with this progress. and. persuaded Eat
existing mankind is only a resulytht,
and the last term Of series of sGcE1s-
sive transformations, distinguishes be-
tween several men, as. tertinry KAN,
gustcrnary Mau, exisihg man. sss9he
man of the ancient quaternarIss &he
: yEeanslerthal. the. Denise. and thes OAn-
stadt man, appear to him SO di&S0nt
from the historical type. that notsOaly
does he separate them from it, bhhe
creates for the ,tiine, anterior f6s4ho
quaternary a human or pseudo tup5an
category Of a particular order. IAere
were, in this view. precursors of iha4, -
to which he lapplies the Significant
name @of dttthropopithecus, or 'man-
monkey, because he believes theN~4fe-
ceded man in the scale of beings. Ind
constituted an intermediate tyF6Ibe-
tween the living anlhropoMprphjHS nes
SaK4 ffan.rW1 SHOULD klien have Sqrs3eai
with 4 crea tarc IA gh leaot,gh above the
gorilla and the chimpanzee to skn0w
how to cut tlints and use fire.sOw
enough not to be able to rise above that
Industrial grade and become real man;
w Will u IstCc sbtuuiHg w tuC Dusu-
man and Tasmanian as they seem to
stand to us. Theology does not abso-
lutely repel this view, for it discusses
the possible existence Of pre-adasates.
Religion even seems disintsNeSted in
the question, for the Able bourgeois,
whose discoveries have given rise to N.
de Mortillet's anthropopithecuseA and
who has not rejected the tlsesS, has
always passed for q zseundlygorthodox
priest, while he; is. known to lie u keen
observer Nothing is against an i'm
partial examination of tine question.
Only the objection may be offered to
Shis. .piews that no one has ever seen an
anthropopithecus, the structure and
charaeteristjess of wAieh have been
worfeil5 out by pur@aeas asoniny alone.
andithat the distances that must have
septraied the prccursorpf man from
msh fimselfis calcu lated upon the ex-
tfemely unceraain h,.sissof the distance
between quaternary and existing man.
--k~UlssQr Science Month u. -
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
Ehe Rdmsnee of a Millionaire.

IlRre were iliree romanceS ia the life
Of the late Joshua Sears, the millionaire
grocer of Boston. The. first was when
hs was y pporlyonng man. he started
Irritation with a wealthy beauty on a
-yailroad; train, calted on her afterward,
and finally found that his suit was in
vain, because be was poor and she was
rich. de Gcame engaged to dashing
young widow. One OF her friends
asked her: What are you going TO be
married TO that old fellow forph ..For
his money. of course" said she. Sears
heard of this. For my money, eip',
he cried; mot by a--blessed sight
He went TO his lawyer, and was told
she would have u good case in a breach
of-promise suit. He didn't want q law
suit. so he handed confidential friend
$4,000 and told him to go and see the
widow and 1'hx things up" which was
done, she accepting the Dribe aud giy-
ing him his freedom. The third was
when he was an old man. lie found
himself enormously rich, butt Thought:
who will eni6Sy It ailss So he Went to
his friend. AIpheus Larry. and said:
Hardy, I'm thinking W getting mar
risd. What do you MAbk about ilP''
Hardysthouyht bc lsncW ladv who
wpuld lost juit. sNsl thehl Hardy.
YOU 90 sind j rr:.ssesi,. 'EsSo Hardy con-
.dae'ed the ssgoss:s Il spns ND Sears vas
hsshful irtlcxlpoh .catsa Hardy aside.
and said; Hardy. ] dop't know any--,
thing about this ceremQny and yot do.'
So Iwautsyon 70 " iek CLOSE ltoIpy siAles
and cOacl. me-. sos that 4 Won't maSe
any thuudeHing zmistakssn Hardy adiu
so, and nil went welt 9aa 0isG
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
A Depr ss5ioa in Bus;n ass.

."Well. what Kind of season have
you had?" inquired a iaunfv Grasshop-
per OF a round. corpuientj Potato Bug,
at the same time picking his teeth with
a rye straw
"Nothing extra, Y replied the Potato
Bne: "we did fair business in Mime
sofa this year. bun didn't play to very
.hjg houses ia Bakata, How is business
with NovPINA kA1
,ifc, so ..:fr. sa'a tsfe psr r,oUnis
ly. "We tried to worry the corn crop
; a-c-rf sxh Lake and i'll the southern
@psrt pf Ore gstn. but we ali lost money
xAx ii, Ibs Gct is, corn was glazed be-
fore we fairly got down to work. We
are gGng to play all our companies
throu gh the east next season, and YOU
can iqFt bet your nippers we will whoop
thingx up in Iowa and Illinois,"
lie Chinch Bug combinations ap-
pear q have done well this season."
ssaid tie Potato Bug, quietly. They
have played to big fields of wheat in
KansN."
n"Y*, that's true. y replied the Grass
hppp4
h'f'IlE Chinch family are good draw
ihg c;$ds. and some of their speciality
Ax,r p6rts are we'll done. but l nolice
Aaely Ahat the Army Worm is attract
hrg Considerable attention. and PLAYING
r MID pity good business in quite a num-
6<r of Atates.
sly IL the Army Worm hos introa,c-
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05

= 1t seems that in 1857 the plague was
raging. in Gtlogne, Ypa among its many
/ undfeds ef ,Hket Wcqtns was the wife
Of h ceftafaA~ ssbsye knight. The wife
was buried with all the ceremony OBJ
tainable. under such conditions and the
'discenssatelh lhasbhAd Won fihofne i'd his
vacant house to mourn the loss OF his
faithful md beloved wife. Bnfthe said
wife. instead of being actually dead,
had only fallen Into death-like swoon.
: Awakening from this and finding her.
J self buried, she, by some uaexplained
means, succeeded in getting herself un-
buried. and Immediately sci Off home to
to, comfort husband. TNaturally enoaSh
the husband was greatly surprised To
/ see the wife. whom he had seen dead
and securely buried only few hours
before. wax into the open, door; and
he was so sure about the authenticity OF
the death and '.for.keeps" burial Of his
sR66N Mat kefefused to cfedit either
his own eyes or the assertions of tine
resurrecied one. Deaf to all that his
once dead. but now living, wife could
urge in behalf of her identity, the
knight at last, so he thought, terminal
ed the discussion by exciaiming: "'No!
it is impossible that you can be my dear
wife whose loved remains but a few
hours ago saw deposited in the cold
grave. Sooner will | believe that my
horses can ascend the stairs to the gar
ret of NV house" Rash knight! n,
sooner had he made this assertion than
curious. four-footed trampling re-
sounds through the house. At first in
the courtyard, then the hath these
strange noises sound, reverberating
from wall to wall. Tramp, tramp,
tramp-they have reached the stairs
and GO. Stumbling and Gathering. 10
the regions abo~.. N..A- 81 - -A, =. VI.
The knight, astonisbed and frighten.
ed atsthis invasion n ha quiet somes.
hAstenssinto the street Shnt cash an
\ anxious gssnee tox arJsfts Rafret wing
d6ws.y Wdhdetfril! Il Frsml lenafvippeS u
window ptbif as liotses hdad and
ueckssthe ee6i / pricknd forySsf,L and
each equine eye beaming down on the
astonished knight with almost 4 human
inislIiyeacs. iWa,alr reniahts ancient or
,msdtan, sollJ Sss s.hinise il uali,sn at his
word in this miraculous manner aud re-
rnl:in upeosviriteJgT \ This part cular
'aic,eht kniwnt at sriv r;tfe, could not
resist the evidence of his own ewes.
Convinced by The prodigy. he ''clasn60
his living ,wifes tohis breast and lifed
happily ever after" Legend does hot
WY wnst lb,r:irhc yfr he Tina'ses which
played shctff a prom iheht part inkthis,
pathetic reunion OF man and wife.
Whether they returned to their gable
In tue same miraculous way in 'Shich
they gained the garret--a mu.h nirre
difficult and miracul~us feat, one would
imagine. than ascending the sta lfS;
wtTether they remained in tire garrett,
their heads and necks projecting ir5fS
. the windows, aud aheir eyes bcamina
intel.igently down on all passers-by UNI
I'll death aud decay removed them
piecemeai-on all ihesc points the lie,
gcnd is silent as the grave. ve.-Sdn fran-
CISCO thJU Hce
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05

( so our haglisa Lani-3wifss. fs':s - =
: According Id m wc spssintSA .tfs'
VTEf dag. scsfralae eglisa'a,ehi Mve-
hide vast acqJsiti -. of lapl jps ssl,e,
western and sputi, , state; o. the
Y rppnlI29,xrlA rlAEfNh1 dukes and earl.'fisurs
IlAeS VI III Votes. 81 Eiward Need,
y pht~ d6wH 4qr a0Aple III MflliBnss.' 2
One correspondent GcateesatApprad
hepSiQn that these uxlislf purcAasegp
lh4H tiisSdver that ShIk have Bought
what as aliens e9Rnnot keepois Az
has been pointed by 4tbsrA thu,
hksM Yht t1rious slNtes diffar on the
Qualification foc oV86rship a. Btitishs
buyers on this scaI aIsnay bstassnn1uts
2n$lIto have laid out ~ eir money With
out evidence thht they will ha allowed
g eniok III fruf& The question how
Tar i country hike lie O1itQfNt4yes
|sya41d tolsrateil ltral lantstAjt u Nm
sBsilI1h sysss fSl 1sssil p n iiSis11
itances IS more serissss. n the noble
pleS and Errtl enen Ro have been in
sssStiag cHPi,dl in AMyyfcan domains be.
'pfhnning the treaGSf of alternative
seigniories in America after the model
of their, British patrimonies. it may be
doubted whether they will not find tho
local prejudice too strong for them.
For. proprietors who moan to occnpy
theft lAnd themselyes there is abun-
dance of room and Of Welcome across
the Atlantic. I'M Engliahana n is free 10,
own any quantity of acres from q hun
dred 10 a hundred thousand or more
(which hefcan Ad will Nrm. Isjiz sur
Uprising Ahat Aitish LAM owners, with
EseverA hons atciKtom4 to rural pur-i
suits. and without an opportunity at
home of turning to them for profess
sion, have not more generally taken to
planting them on estates of their own
on the vast and fertile North American
continent 1t remains to be seen wheth-i
er some of the recent American pur-
chass hfehffve provoked no aniniasl-
vsrsi0ft hsTa Got been made with this
very isaadwbie Intention. A majority OF
them have plainly the character OF IN
ves,ments with q view to futura redis-
tribution at a profit among smaller, pc-,
fcupants. What may be the eventful
fate of these sanguine prpmbters anil
more sanguine syndicates. with their
millions of acres in forest and more
nmillions under water - is stiperliuous.
DO speculate. To on@ @49ftylto the bsr2i
Egdu ataall eveufsal lefe ljll always, be ?
araSt, 4ndl lthStA sfAe III flerican nation.
Slhdgay nniert aud Bisl ATTIRE ~ The
linifc dsS take 4:Sre no { hkely iolook un.,
kindly at schemes of developing Amer,
lean soil by English assistance, Or to
grudge the size of the task which Brit.
ISM capital appropriates to itself. z-Lonr,
don Times.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
eien tp nom v 20 beaten on 'shs lssd i
|e3stA csA S,Uss, ssssi'ss.. fi.s'.s.ss !: ss.ss
|pss as.a saa's Z soI \ ,hsk Z T. os.t% ias'ead
RItNISHMENTS

Bat the rocrult wac crics out when
he is hil Oh he body or, confe,ses by q
wriggie ti,as TIM M,ielsS is sifpailifui is
reported tor punishment and then put
through = new course Of instruction.
1'le pupishmmF Equally vcqnsise gin &
ce rtain hanlber ofsblows 4fSm Ssbahl-
Zoo on the upper part Of the thighs. SO
that, except for the dignity of the
thing, there is close resemblance be-
tween punishment and military disci-
pine. The military yMandarins defend
the system on the ground tlfat II is very
ancient, and that it is unique in the
nilitury exercises of the SwDrld--the
latter assertion being incontrovertible.
Energetic officers, of The army frequent.
is invent faat:tstic tests Sot "A similar
character in addition to the regulation
exercises. A story at Hue is related OF
a beau sabreur of the Tay-son Rebel
lion. who. had ditch dug and filled the
bottom with swordsiana spikes stuck
into the ground point upward He
tisnoallad upon his men to, engage in
drill. They were to fling themselves
INTO the di,ch.f The most stocal of the
'.abfe- bodied shrunk from this novel
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of exercises.
MN MN W II NM afiisho! hossSfh MI Inc .s swords is
and spikes collapsed before him. They
had 'iee,i kept imposition by the mos
slender of threads.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05

Some of the actors on Union Square
are about TO organize Divorced Men,
Club. 1t is reasonable to suppose thai
position in this club will be governed bI
ttse number OF divorces an actor has oil
tained. aud as these honors are scared
man who has been divorced more thai
twice will be selected president. II, - \
also proposed by this club to hirnisE
medals or decorations to divorced mesa.
50 that they can be recognized a,ldzap
oyeeiated.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
7 hon astv. -

Ho,v ,.,x bo..s; .naa., ! II ,.r.
~. ssoyasde .-sssS.. A;f,ss..psii.,, II II r.ss -
80 bsc.I .ls1x,s I,ssi - ~. ~. ..ss. q
III. Ionss, al hn,h - r,ain ~
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~ IN s,,.s,,. airu.sa WIN n,I..ti,~"' Thsv
s,;Is ran,,srs ay.r ,,n. n ',,;s '.;.s,s ,,n.
s,sashS n.r,,s,lar,h;t x, nn,. /, .,,,,.,rs,.
...i 80 ,s....., ~,,mL III -. ~.
Snss. Ion c6sS,.s f Il lin ani - ap:tr M ~ ~
,.,sv ra., yyrss. ,ns.s,s y, H. .l,,,,, & u, -
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05

-
Iphn w. Seth, &C eccentric old man
of u. Louis, died, and two. weeks later
hisswfil was fcund 4mWn I'd stove He
willed about $1,750. 600 of other. peo-
| Pile y property 10 Eari0u5 charities, ans
left the court house to an evangelist for
"Big Bethel" th 99
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
The Oolered Pencil Co'orsl Man Bought

The 0olbred Pencil Co'orsl Man Bought
The Solored messenger who waits on
the United States is a
cil1raayerta Nery good character Last
spring he wss very anxious to have
ffeeeofn On Emancipation day in order
that he might join in ile procession that
givese glory to- tEit greaE festival Of TIM
Africans every year. He spoke to the
treasurer about leave Of absence for
jthxtt day the week before. Tne treas.
ufet gave nm x somewhat evasive re-
ply. he would see about it. Nothing
gI aeIs u Mas sald, characterization aaX Sam; n
The tTeasnfer ms % Hls lice, 50 did
the messenger. Bg anil by he ,dinted
to the treasurer that this was Em3peipa-
ton day. andf shar il Ioutd IhayIlY.t Dc
complete if heswaf not in thc pz4ces-
sion. Eyes. said the treasnreSA oWho
hAd fprsotbsa1 sll ,abant it; .'welk,.so
down to the stationery division andi get
me 4 coiotud lead pencil 50 that i can
mark these papers, and Ihen i.guess
you can go" The messenger fairly
new through the corridors. .'Wky.s'i
said the treasurer, viien,the messettsei
handed him the pencil, l..s,lat ltAd's
black. I want a colored pencil ''WSita'
said the messenger, II thoaght ii = black
man was colored man, q blaeH&S0
pencil must he = e6loreA1,encil. WI tie
was in the procession. r Cor. PhitQdet-
pphia Rcrpyd. f''lss f''''.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-12-05
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q Some dav the Senate Committee on
Labor VIII have Russell Sage before it
in the witness box. and the exammae
/, tion wil lead off with:
Let's see ah--Mr. Sage, were you
the poor son Of poor farmer up IN AsM
Hampshire ~ 'AAa ~ W.
z.s..t was. ''ssgg7s1 { = sf- 2sT-yTvs Ia a
sslAsaS4sE lad u -study 6oc&s by the
'Hglit Of 4 csra-esb Area,' ae2 h
Z. II aid. ~ ~ w 9Ssgss sN.@.A 10
Went h6retoesi4 wfAtsA and ragged
1 y tpWhaer, And sup "A your 18th yaar
you nsyer had nifty cenfs TO Your
n.ss ::scsorrse m
..At the age ofs40 you began to spec
ulate. You traded q rs watch for a
$50 colt, aud in the course of time
worked up the colt into fifsy sheep pslts
and 4 brindled steer?" SO
Il ..Exactly, sir.''T ssfsTs,
.,And yon are NOW worth niiiionsr'
..Hes, q few. '''sre 4ses i#aEi
.'All made BY selling tnware from a
lappidler' > va gon, And re moving germs
Rael warts at Ten Sents . s'omoveF. =
''a,-. ye<y Jlqllnr.. = '.sssss sass q. 'i
I'll CSjid I'd l1ss, sscsar sboys bare
sthruwTN heap of sifSnt 'oh this dabol
aSjiSs sg16n.. sSni SRAeAA Atss ,tnboand
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