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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-11-26
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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-11-26
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Sarsaparillian Res0Ivent

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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-11-26
RAILWAYS
"SarsaparilIian ReSOIVent,"

Elm S%eilntitteI, beien Electromagnetic cuBerorbsutEtd ntsbis
siniide g%iSeniboiten. baben, peientltb s1r 9teiriguns,
Oeilang, &ieSerberiteurn9 uno 6rGftieuns 6es ~nieSer9es
brpdenen utb eri96piteh 8Drpers, bas eiNe dHetIe,
aneeHebme, it6ere BebaubIurs unb baue1Use
Seilnns eepdbrt.
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96pinblrdDt, Spp5itis, gei@wiire, @tm6e, GeIdbdlfe,
@dmeaunsen, 9{oie ober SaISiuB. ~9uugens, 9ieremz,
YlaIer@, Gebdrninttcr>, Soutz, Yeberz, 0ta9erz ober
llnterteibsftantbeit dIoniider ODER conitttntioHeIer
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ten Sbeite sriebt nno iene Srsare rib bic perDroudts1
Gorptree1pebe reparirt. gSeun oas Slut l~heeinn6 III, 10
tanH ietu Separatnrperfabren tein 9~eiuuSes ieit.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-11-14
PAcPs ABOUT SLEEP

Probably no better division Of time has
ever been made than that into three equal
periods of eight hours each eight hours
given to business, eight to eating and en-.
ioyment, and the remaining eight to sleep.
The celebrated Alfred divided his time in
this way. l have long thought that the
native American required more sleep than
the average European. For myself | find
that nine or ten hours sleep in a single
night will cure me of all the trifliDg mala-
dies with which, from time to time, may
be afflicted. Some extraordinary advice
has been given by certain distinguished
persons with reference to time devoted to
sleep but each writer falls into the common
blunder of applying the rule to all, which
he fnds good in his own case. Bishop Tay-
lor advises three hours. Wesley suggests
six as the least time that will answer. He
declares that during his life he never knew
any one TO retain vigorous health, even for
year, with less quantity of sleep than
six hours, and he thought that women re-
auired more than men. Which advises
students to 90 to bed at o'clock and rise
at 8 or 4 o'clock in the morning. Not bad
on some accounts, but liable to injure the
eyes. Excess of sleep is very bad in its in
fuence, produces dullness of mind and
body, corpulency, disposition to apoplexy ;
hence Galen calls sleep the brother of death,
and Gays nothing is more pernicious when
carried to excess. Thin Yankees should go
to bed at o'clock and rise between and
6. do not mean to say that circumstances
may never justify their sitting up till mid
night, or later, but am simply interpre-
ting the voice OF physiology. II the aver.
age American, with his narrow chest and
small vitality, would retire at 9 o'clock. he
would live some years longer, and each year
would afford him more happiness and aoil-
ity to work. Bat Yankee women most
need change to early hours. Their crazy
nerves, neuralgia and other evidences OF
premature decay would be at once checked
and they would become younger and fairer'
What with tight cOrsets, pastry, candies
| furnace heat and midnight, Yankee girls
begin to fail at 20 and women are old at
| 40.-[ Exchange.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-11-14
TEE WEEKLY UNION
IN Tbs OLD BARN.

Upon the old barns scaffold high,
With dreamy gaze on fragrant bed
l watch t1e swallows come and 60
With twittering notes above my head
Without, upon the half shut door,
The Phoebe sits in silent mood,
Prospecting for place to build
Her nest and rear her quiet brood
The hens upon the seedy floor
Are scratching for the scattered grain
While chanticleer challenge hears,
And answers back IN deafening strain.
Old Charley in the stall below
Keeps grinding at the clover hay,
And tries with many an angry stamp
To drive the saucy flies away.
But harkl pleasant sound hear,
OF children coming down the lane
And now they strive with flying feet
To see who first the barn will gain.
gush of laughter greets my ears,
As up the ladder 1.-THE and gay,
They come to seek for hidden eggs,
And frolic on the fragrant hay.
The little rogues are wild with joy,
At finding fathers hiding.place,
And thus my pleasant day dream ends
With smothering kiss and fond embrace.
&c. F. Gerry
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-11-14

ANCIENT COPPER Tools. -That the
people who inhabited this section of
Lake Superior in the dark ages, and
who did mining, knew how to tenn
per the copper extracted from the mines,
cannot be doubted. We mentioned few
weeks ago the fact that bar of copper,
no doubt used as a drill, was found in
the grave Of an Indian st Nipigon. The
copper was tempered as hard as steel.
Captain J. A. Nichols, of Duluth, for
merly of Port Arthur, Superintendent of
the mine on Lusie Island, north shore,
has a copper knife which he found in
one of the old mines on Isle Royale. This
knife, with the exception of three small
pieces of the blade, is made entirely Of
copper, and the Captain says that it is
highly tempered and cuts and wears as
well as any steel he ever saw. 1t il
about six inches in length, and the Cap
tain is inclined to think that it was made
by the Indians who first discovered and
worked these mines, but how they sue
ceeded in tempering copper is something
that the present race is yet to find out.
A Herald reporter who visited Isle Royal'
last season saw this knife. There are men
who would give a good deal to know how
to temper copper now.-INorth Shore
Herald.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-11-14

CAIIFoRNIA WINES IN New YORK.
Bonforfs Wine Circular of recent date
saws California wines, landed by the Pa.
cine Mail steamships during the month of
October. amounted to 1857 gallons,
against 100, $40 gallons in 1882, and 49,.
SOS gallons in 1851. Since January LIST
500, l65 gallons have arrived, as against
] ,097, 065 gallons in 1882, and i, los, 400
gallons in 1881. In brandies the arrivals
have amounted to 2, 3S5 gallons, as against
2 $40 gallons for the same month in 1882.
The totals for the ten months in 1888 and
1882 are 4S, 673 gallons and p, 9l5 gallons,
respectively.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-11-14

A negress, speaking of one of her chill.
dren who was lighter eolored than the rest,
said, 81 nebber could bear dat brat, cause
he show dirt SO easy"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
A voioo from the prea,.

l take this opportunity to bear testimo
ny to the efficacy OF your "Hop Bltters. ;
Expecting to find them nauscous and bitter
and composed of bad whlskey, we were
agrceably surprised at their mild taste,
just like cup of tea. A Mrs Cresswell ant
Mrs. Connor. friends, have likewise tried,
and pronounce them the best medicine
they have ever taken for building uE
strength and toning up the system. was
troubled with costiveness, headache and
want OF appetite. My ailments are now
all gone. have yearly contract with g
doctor 10 look after the health of myself
and family, but l need him not now.
July 25, 1878. s. GILLILAND.
Peoples Advocate, Pittsburg, Penna.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
HUMOROUS,

BY.THE-Bx. a few years ago a friend
loaned me q book containing the remin-
tscenoes OF Henry A Wise. In IT he
says that he was riding out one evening
with President Tyler, who informed
hum that he was going to get married to
Miss Gardner. .Why," said Wise,
"she Is too young for you..' s.Not at
all, : replied the President, s.I'm still
IN my prime t'That reminds me, y
continued Wise, OF an old darkey down
in Virginia, who was generally consul
ted by his old master on any affair Of
any Importance to both. The old mas
ter was widowsr, and whom he got the
consent OF q young lady. to marry him
he communicated the fact to, the old
darkey. MY lord, said Samboo, 'she
is too young for YOU Not a bit of it,
answered the master; "I,m still in my
prime. Yes" responded Sambo, you
are in your prime now. but wait till she
gets ia her prime, then whore will your
prime be?'N
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
A cHap Of the old block: colonel Bill

A oHIP Of the old block: Colonel Bill
McOracken enjoys the reputation Of
pouring out more whiskey for one drink
than any other man in Austin, newly
elected members OF the Legislature
excepted. The Colonel was taking a
drink at the Gently Dreaming saloon,
when the barkeeper remarked: "I say,
Colonel, I waited on o man o while ago
who pours out bigger drink of whisky
than you do" "He was probably q
member OF the Legielature. He don't
count. can't compete with old profes-
sionals." "No, he isn't member of
the Legislature He is very intelli-
gent-looking young man, a stranger to
me. he is in the other room playing
billiards. Colonel MoCracken looked
into the billiard saloon and exclaimed:
why, that's my son, Tom. He has
just come home from military school
III Kentucky"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

ITALIAN SALAD. An italian salad may
be made at any time Of the year of any
vegetable that is in season, or O suita-
BILE mixture of cooked vegetables may
be taken for it. If lettuces and endive
are used for it, let them be dried per-
feotly before being used. Shred 9the
lettuce finely, and toss 1t lightly with
Tarragon vinegar and salt. Place 1t on
dish that has been made as cool as
possible with dozen filleted anchovies
rolled in parsley and teaspoonful of
oapers. just before serving, toss the
salad lightly with quarter of pint OF
mayonnaise, garnish with boiled beet
root out into strips, and four hard-boil-
ed eggs cut into quarters. Grown the
whole with stoned olives and serve.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

PERTURBATION OF thermometer: A
Thermometer was once Observed in a
State of Excessive Agitation. "Why,
my friend," inquired the Eight-day
clock. "why are you 30 Perturbed2''
"Beoause," replied the Thermometer.
81 apprehend that I am no Longer On.
pable of Performing my functions. at
the present Moment I am Registering
forty Degrees above Zero, when I should
be Several degrees Below" "Oh, no,
I guess Not" said the Eight. day ClocIf,
Eyes, L am Confident of It," persisted
the Thermometer. ''for from my Posi-
ton in this Window I just Overheard q
policeman Decline Drink. and it must
be Gold Day when such Phenomen-
on Occurs"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

INDIAN MEAL CRULLERs.- IL
teaoups of boiling milk over two teacups
of sifted Indian meal; stir it vigorously;
when it Is cool add two cups OF wheat
flour, one CUP of butter Cor two-thirds
of q CUP If you do not care to have them
rich). II cups of sugar, three eggs, two
teespoonfuls Of baking powder and n
tablespoonful of nutmeg or cinnamon
Let this rise till very light. If not stiff
enough to roll well, add equal quantities
of meal ana flour, roll out in sheet
about half an inch thick, and cut in
small diamond-shapo cakes. Fry in
very hot oil.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
DOMESTIC.

AN ENab1sH recipe recommends the
following: Put into large basin / Id.
Of ivory black, Lib. OF treacle, and I lb.
Of sweet oil. Stir theee ingredients up
with stiok, and let it stand for twenty
four hours. Then add q / lb. of oil Of
vitriol, mix with three times its weight
of GOLD water. Stir we'll, and let it
again stand for a few hours, then add a
quart OF sour beer or water. Pour It
into stone jar, which keep In dry
place. Before pouring some into the
small bottle for daily use, thoroughly
shake the contents Of large jar for sew
eral minutes. Some OF the cheap
''blackings" sold are very injurious to
shoe leather as they crack and burn it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

FARM HOUSE APPLE PIE.-Pare sour
apples--greenings are best-and cut in
very thin slices. Allow one CUP of su-
gar and a quarter of q grated nutmeg
mixed with it. Fill the pie.dish heap
ing full of the sliced apple, sprinkling
the sugar between the layers. Wet the
edges of the dish with cold water; 10y
on tho cover and press down securely
that no juice may escape. Bake three
quarters of an hour, or even less. if the
apples become tender, It Is important
that the apples should be we'll done,
but not overdone. No pie in which the
apples are stewed beforehand oan COM
pure with this in flavor.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

IF you want some nice fresh butter,
I've just received q lot from the ooun-
try" snid an Austin grocer to Colonel
'Samuelson. who does not know much
about book ,keepipg. ;.
IL can't trade with you," was the
reply, until you give up keeping your
books by the double entry system."
"Why, Colonel, 1 don't keep my
books by the double entry. I keep my
accounts entirely by single entry"
"You may not do it on purpose, but
you DO 1T all the same. When T buy a
pound OF butter, you charge me up two
pounds; or if you charge me with only
ono pound, you only send me half 9
pound. I can't afford to buy groceries
from man who believes in the double
entry system of book keeping"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

PAPA's threat: Miss Melissa Standish.
Of Beacon Hill, Boston, was porlng over
work on comic sections when the news
came Of General Buffers election. I'm
glad of 1t, she exclaimed. Every face
In the room but hers expressed the
utmost horror and astonishment. 81
mean it, persisted the girl, tossing the
volume on the table. "Papa said il
Butler was elected he'd move out of the
State, and that's why I'm glad"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

Two little girls met on tho street the
other day, and one said to the other:
"Ive put all my dolls into deep mourn
ing, and it's so becoming to them.
Come over and see them." "What did
you do that for2" ''Oh, we had clam
ity. Our old dog got killed, and there
didn't anybody care but me and them.
We've just cried our eyes out" Then
tho other little girl said iu slow, deliber.
ate tones: "May Wilson, amt you lucky,
though There's always something
happening to you'll"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

AN .impecunious young lawyer one
day last week requested private inter
view with one of the wealthiest men in
Austin, As soon as the door was closed
the young lawyer said earnestly: "Life
is burden to me unless, you consent to
my marriage with your daughter. j
come to ask your CONSENT" The wealthy
man, who did not have much use for
lawyers, replied: ''To which one of my
daughters do you refer have three. !"
Colonel, refer to whichever one you
want me to have" wss the candid reply.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

.T"Figdres are not always facts" but
the lucontroVertible facts concerning
Kidney Wort are better than most figures.
For instance: "lt is curing everybody
writes druggist. "Kldney.Wort Is the
most popular medicine we SELL" 1t should
be by right, for no other medicine has
such specific action on the liver, bowels
and kidneys. Do not fail to try 1t.
Aeas The most brilliant shades possible,
on all fabrics are made by the Diamond
Dyes. Unequalled for brilliancy and du
rability, 10 cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

"**"Troub!es often come from whence
we least expect them." Yet we may often
prevent or counteract them by prompt and
Intelligent action. Thousands OF persons
are constantly troubled with combination
or diseases. Diseased kidneys and costlve
bowels are their tormentors. They should
know that Kidney-Wort acts on these Oh
gans at the same time, causing them to
throw of the polsons that have cogged
them, and so renewing the whole system.
Bas" The Diamond Dyes for family use
have no equals. All popular colors easily
dyed, tast ami beautiful. 10 cents q
package,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
MAIL ARIA
I'm ITS VARIOUS FORMS,
.r FEVER AND AGUE.

. FEVER AND AGUE cured for 80 cts. There "a
not not q remedial agent In this world that will cure
Sever ana Ague, and other Malarious, Bilious
BY BY, RADHAY,S ~ M PILLS. 30 quickly as RADWAYS
according to the directions, cure Cramps. Spssms
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyspcp
sa Palpltation Of the Heart, Cold ChIlls Hystcrcs
Pains In the Bowels, DiarrhGa, Dysentery, Cole
wind In the Bowels, end oil Internal Pains.
-, Irayelers should always carry bottle OF RAD.
WAYS READY RELIEF with them. fny
drops In water will prevent stckness or nalns fro,"
change Of water. 1t is better than French Brandy
or Bittera as stlmulant. '
bc provided with it. "a
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
BAyARIAN CREAM.-Soak ono-bo,f

BAvARIAN CREAM.-Soak one-half box
gelatine in one-half cup of oold water 1t
or 20 minutes. Boil one pint OF milk.
Beat yolks of four eggs, add one-hali
CUP OF sugar and one-haIf tablespoonful
OF salt. Pour the boiling milk On the
eggs, and when well mixed put it back
in double boiler; cook about two min.
ntes; odd soaked gelatine; strain into a
pan set in ice water; add ono teaspoon.
full OF vanilla and one tablespoonful OF
wine. Chill and whip one pint of cream.
AS the custard cools stir it we'll, and
add the cream. When stiff enough tc
drop pour it into moulds which have
been set in cold water, and set away tc
oOol.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
On Thirty Days Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro.
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days to men (young or old)
who are afflicted with nervous deb bility.
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran-
tee'ng speedy and complete rcstoratlon OF
health and manly vlgor.--Address as
abovc.-N. B.-No risk Is incurred, as
thirty days. trial IS allowed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10
The Dootor,s rnlorsenent.1

DR.. ", ID. Wright, Cincinnati o. sends the sub
Joined professional indorselnent II have presoribed
DR.. VIM. Halls Balaam for tho Lungs in great mum
be Of cases and always with success One In par
tcular was given up by several phyacans who had bee
called In for coHsultation with myself The patient
had all thesymptomB Of confirmed ConBumpho
night sweats. hectic fever harrassng coughs eto He
restere1 to his usual health Ihave also found Dr. W
HALLS Balsam for tho Lungs the most valuable expec
torant for breaking up distressing coughs and colds
that have ever used" Durno's Oatarrh Snuff cur.t
Catarrh and all affections Of the mucous mombraneL
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

Natural petroleum, deprived of Its color
and disagrceable odor without distillaton
and the acid of acids or alkalies, Is what
the Carbolino Is made from. AS now i'm
proved and perfecten it is a beautiful
preparation, and performs all that il
claimed tor 1t as o hair restorer.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

The powerful pie: a Pennsylvania
paper tells Of family which has been
poisoned by Getting pie containing arsen-
10. 1t seems like o work of supereroga-
tion to put arsenic into pie. A pie that
cannot kill family without the help Of
arsenic is very weak pie indeed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

Consumption In its early stages Is readily
cured by the use Of DR.. Pierce's Golden
medical Discovery" though, IL tho lungs are
wasted no medicine will effect 4 oure. No known
remedy possesses suoh soothing aud heal
ing influence over all Rorofulous, tuberoulous
ana pulmonary affections as tho Discovery"
John Willis. OF glyria, Ohio, writes: 'sThe
cure consumption, as, after trying every other
medicine in vain, this succeeded" hfr q.
I. Phelps, of Cathbert, Ca, writes: 'The
Golden Medical Discovery has outed my wife
+ OF bronchitis and inoiplent consumption"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

A boy with a top tried to spin 1t.
But his hand got a thorn right In it,
The sport didn't spoil,
For st. Jacobs Oh,
Cured his hurt In less than mint.
a red-haired clerk in Savannah,
Slipped on q piece of banana,
Great pain he endured,
But st. Jacobs Oil cured,
lie now goes dancing with Hannah.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

DR.. Porce's "Favorite Prescription" Is a
most powerful restorative tonic, siso combin-
ing the most valuable nervine properties, es-
peolally adap, cd to the wants of deb liteted
ladies suffer ng from weak back inward fever,
congestion, inflammation, or liberation, or
from nervousness or neuralgia pains. BY
drug glsts. g.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

PHYSICS: Professor (explaining the
influence of different densities of air on
sound)-"H, now, from here we shor d
hear the steamboat whistle down in the
harbor, what should we infer2" Bright
Junior Steamboat coming in"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

HELPED him out: It was all a mistake
A gentleman called to learn something
from the files, and as he wasn't having
very good luck we called reporter and
told him to help the man out. We were
as much surprised as anybody when the
reporter tackled him and threw him
down stairs.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-10

There Is hardly an adult person living
but is sometimes troubled with kidney
difficulty, which Is the most prolific and
dangerous cause of all disease. Thore is
no sort OF need to have any form of kidney
or urinary trouble If Hop Bittcrs ls taken
occasionally.