Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-09-28
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A man In New YORK was recently knocked
down ana ROBBED oil the gold IN his teeth.
IA eight leggcd.calf is the latest product
Of Kentucky. Kentucky was always great
on raising calves.
A cornet band In Iowa was "rotten egged"
the other day, as i, was leaving town to at
tend soldiers reunion. The action of the
inhabitants would have been more appropri.
ate If the band had been Just coming into
town.
Uumboldt fixed fixed the number nj .xis,.
ing VOLCANOES at 4O7. Int ,ba, vas before &,
r Train begon tn boon, for himself
&c, ,,,o sa, .o;on,,e.
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inc tho bu,ial NJ come antsn Wonder If
thew were his own-,he heartless wretch.
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raa.oa,oa 80 &c. do, h;linl :. or,on
near Scotia Hill ON Sunday Further mar
licuars next week"
A Pennsylvania man recently revisited the
battlefield of Antietam. and found n grave.
stone there bearing his name. He is probably
the first man who had the pleasure of read
his own ept,ph.
Name farmers ore raising beors to get the
bountv on their scalps. The government
will have 10 get up before shutdown to come
out ahead OF the East Yankee.
Just as the Archduchess Coltida, of the
Austrian Imperia, family, who had been to
visit girls school near Buda-festh' was
stepping out OF the house. she heard right
ful noise behind her, and turning, found That
The ROOF OF the schoolroom had iaileh In
ms little story is repeated Tor the consoia-
lion OF the chicago girls.
There is small hamlet in Bavaria called
Kissasen, and the pretty native girls who
don't understand English, are awfully sur
prised when gentlemen tourists accept lhelr
Information with smacklng salute.
Over the garden waul-the dead cat.
The Comte de Cbambord left tho none
soo ooo Nov he "a, ga, .,he Vatican
sh;no,ed
"Twer,v.sour o,o,ocln "a snoken q, "a being
psrnsv,v,ris ;ds, p.,nsvlv,r,.ns nj.
vsvs did haze m i,s,ne nroclvitv for get.
u,g home nj ohon, twenty. four o'c,ocl, in
,he r,orn,,o
H., +. ,.a,..,,, :, o.,o ..,o o,o
n,av two comets at the s.u,e,ime The vii.
luge marble dealer is at work on the young
mans tombstone, at bis own risk.
Dor,oor.,;o roror;r =, Ior;o ;re;di.
ously asserts that Pr, sdent Ar,hur's nose i.
red. WHY. blame it, man. if you'd been
swel,erinr through the Yellowstone region
with the sunbeams playing tattoo lO4 dc.
grees strong on your devoted proboscis, dom
you suppose it would look something like q
boiled lobster? Give man the benefit OF
doubt, can't you.
A horse baked with a New Hampshir,
woman. the other day. and she quietly to d
on, her knitting and sat there for nine hours
when tie horse concluded he'd better be 90
ing along. He'd never had any experienc
with woman before.
Before the adjournment Of the Chicng
board of trade GA Friday the secretary an
nounced that some one on the floor had mu
lilated the sicnal-service weather report
Somebody who had Lcen deceived into com
ing out without his umbrella probably.
"Amicusr wants to know how he can over
come bashfulness in the presence of the fc
,,oloeox Ia, hin, ,ry ooryas,;no fo, q srt
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SIN buying clothing care should be take
1, investigate the bygroscopicity of I'll
,. , -. 49, o.oho Tha,l,s "
''o'"' says "n eAON"'se' N y"
should never have thought OF that IN th
world, il you hadn't spoken of it.
vorr,or, SUNDAY scbools ore he,;nn;nr ,
: 'n' n
, hod quicken PIC festivals lhere Is soui'
thing delightfully."- refreshing about this. Gu
G can now reasonably expect to have his teet
: cracked on something else besides an oys,,
IN
c smell.
II Alta Connecticut seancc a spirit stubbe
its toe on swell platform and fell over a t.
III. os .a.hroc with vary material ca
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Vi rac"e'' ine'e was siSn' o'eaA III u
Q programme also, not down ON the bills, al
> when the medium had recovered from Il