The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-01-21
STOLEN saILBS.

Charity begins at home,' as man re.
marked when he gave his wife cents to
buy marketing with.
A stoke1 for a steam fre.engiuc deserves
grea, credit when he commands has temper.
lie mes Hp SO quickly, you SNOW.
y rather Annoys woman after she has
had some child ChrStened some romantic
Indian name, TO learn that the name trans.
lated means "Old boo,sn
We notice that new spark 2rresler i
being placed ON the locomotives of several
New YORK railroads. LangtTy should be
careful OF her Freddie.
s.. Balzac said "l.oye is game at which we
always cheat Yes, amt the row comes
when the cheat has been discovered, and
too late to do any good.
The Boston Post gives careful descnp.
ton of a prize fighter when 10 SAYS "he isa
man who cannot be induced to get within
loo miles ola lighting ground
When an editor, in speaking of tn de-
cease OF telluw-citi1eu, sayS.he was "ohlv
about 90, ~ you can safely bet that rhe editor
las passed that sunny period himself
Instead Of having written on his tomb.
stone, lie never told ale, the great man
OF modern times viii pro ably pre- III the
words, He never stole an umbrella"
a bAid.headed man, who has heard that
the hairs OF u mans head a.e numbered
wants to know /, there is not some place
where he can obtain the back numbers
The governor Of Virginia oilers $50 re-.
ward for the SrIest Of murderer. lie
doesn't seem to care 50 much about his cap.
lure as to give some man fifty days work at
a dollar day.
An Nsthetic writer discusses The evo'u
Ton OF Hosiery IL he Were TO see a sleigh
load OF pretty girls overturned in snow.
bank, he might write more interesting
article on the revolution in hosiery.
Oscar Wilde hasa cossin who is news.
paper man in Richmond. Should the Int.
ter ever run for political office this dam
aging and Illuminating fact will bec.rcu.
lated IN all the opposition papers,
Ayoung man who wanted to teach school
In Kansas could not tell horizontal from
perpendicular, but the committee over.
IooAed that, as the members had been that
way themselves.
"a VAS a cold day for that Judge who
threatened TO fine a party $40 for coughing
in court, when the disturbing element in.
formed his honor that lac would be willing
to pay twice that sum to have stopped.
/ A Lynn boot aud shoe maker has subsu
tutcd Governor But cr Us his trade mark in
/ the place OF the GodS ess If Liberty. Lib
erty has played out lately, since Butler Ina,
commenced to run Tor governor Lowell
/ Citizen,
/ Aphonse Daudci's new French move /.
said TO treat of a subject never vet
1 handled by French nogc,lst. We suspet
II lreats OF morality. That appears to bee
subject never yet handled by u French nov
els,
A New York dealer in prayer rugs
| says nearly all his customers thus far have
been editors, and he dotsuG tuiuA he ha
.oli one TO AN alderman m two months. /
10 llst Ike New York editor % get SOME
thing to do his praying lur him.
A Leayeuworth kansas woman, nearly
Dlnd, co ked some guupoWder IN guam
uty Of cat meal The whole family dur,
except boy, and he Is SO iull of tbs COM
pound that his aunt won let him 20 npa
The fire, for fear he'll 80 or
Yes he said, carrying so much bag
gage Is an awful nuisance, ana II costs
pile TO have 1t carried from depot 10 depot
but then, you know, tue railroads ALLOW
man To carry 100 pounds, and u fellow like
to get all that belongs to hln.'
~ the iifty.iour murdercrs who d.,
uuNlutss III NnlCaEp, III lSN-, only one wa
held subject TO proper punishment. lie
must have been iesriully yirluous fellow
not to have some friends among th
gamblers, burglars or police to get HIM of
I'm going to II masquerade ball thi
evening, and | want an appropriate dress,
he said 10 the costumtr. "Wnat il you
business" 80, Pun milkman.n "Ah
Then you'd better put ON pair of pump
aud go disguised as a waterfall
llole.in.the.day, son OF tho famous la
dian chief of that name, recently started OF
u lecturing tour in Miuuesota. His frs
audience yielded him 81 20, and he has con
cluded to return TO his old profession Of dig
ging cellars. Ills lecture must have been
humorous one.
An ostrich at Cape Town has broker
three ribs Tor one man and two legs fu
Others by kicks delivered straight behind
This shows talent, but the ostrich wi
probably never become sufficiently nv
merous N America TO displaCe the mule a
the standard subject for jokes Gteatnes
is denied to some.
For coughs and throat disorders us
Browns Bronchial TroChes. Have n,y,
changed my mind respecting them from ia
hrst, except that THINK vet better of iha
which began by thinking well ~ Ire,
Henry Ward Beecher. Sold only in 6uAe,
! Price % rantu