Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-09-30

OF Tue uhily newspapers OF THIS city:
MIAMI Ep--Mcn and women TO come TO the
w undeisignCd 10 have their rcd inllnfned
lofcs, iHces, cyclics, &c, bleached whitc
Uke celeb. nttd mortar cure.
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No. -----strect, I'rooSlyn, y. u.
The only red-nosed reporter en-
ploytd ON the Stu, was detailed to visit
the wonderful ''proft ssoru and inves-
tigate tie me thtd by which rubicund
nasal arpeudages are made to assume
the wii!leness ofthe lily Of the country
miil-pond. A ring at The do r-bell Of
the llotse indicated In the advertise
mont was answered by The professor
in person, who welcomed tie visitor
with The utmost cordiality.
"NNell, sir, what can do for YOU %
the professor asked. as he g92ed in
tentlyat the reporters rubicund nose.
81 wish to ascertain your method Of
bleaching noses that aie too red 10 be
beautiful the visitor replied. "I am
not like the man who, after spending
thousands of dollars in drinking liquor
to color his nose, refused to submit TO
the bleaching process because he did
not with TO spoil the color that had
cost him so much money TO procure.
Please understand that the color of
my nasal organ is the result of being
sunburned while | was ENJOYING my
summer vacation in the country.b
"Iour case is simple one, and
easily cured. ] can sell you Il box OF
paste which will make your proboscis
rs white as alabaster before YOU have
used the remedy three days.
But cannot walk about the streets
with paste on my nose for three DAYS
My frient $ would laugh at me, and
believe the remedy would be worse
than the disease. y
"Oh you needn't wear the paste i'm
the day time. You apply the remedy
ut night when you retire to bed, and il
blenehes your nose when you are
asleep. You are put to no special in
convenience
DO you havsany ladies among your
customers?p
"Certaily ! do, and a great many of
them. There are lots of men who have
no pride as to the appearance of their
noses ihey do not care whether
their nasal organs are red, blue or
green The case is different with la
dies. Women young or old
are always anxious to be as
good looking as possible. Ii they have
even slight disc6loratious or disiigur-
menls on their faces they are unhappy
until the blemishe5 are removed
Are YOU always able to cure them
OF their troublessn
Not always ] do the very best
mat ! caii Tor them, and in nine eases
on OF ten the source Of annoyance Ii
elther wholly In part removed 4
lew weeSsago a young lady came tome
10 nave me treat Il bad scratch that sh
had on one side OF her nose She saif
she was playing with u pet tabby whef
the cat scratched her. A cats nails
are poisonous, and the wound, which
seemed very slight AT first, hecam,
very much intlamed, and so red Thai
II Amounted TO q disliguremcnt The
poor girl had made an engagement Ia
attend u garden party at one of the
fashionable seaside resorts, and she
told me That she could not bear tie
thought OF appearing In company with
such "horrid n0se.n | comforted
hes by telling her that could fix that
scratch so that 1t would not show al
All, III was then u week before Tia,
party was to take place, and | Eel
pretty sure that could have the wount
perfectly healed in that time. IN tn,
itrst place, ! carefully opened tn,
wound with the point of needle
Ihen applied a poultice to draw GU
all OF the poison The pouItice was
removed and a healing plaster applied
Wen ~, 10 make a long story short, /
VIII tel you that the young woman
went 70 the party with Just as hand.
Some nose as could be found In the
Whole state OF New York. She paid
me I'VE dollars tor my professional
ulehuance, ana said that she would
nave willingly paid ten times that
sum rather Than have been detained
AWAY from the party BY u dishgured
What prompted you to engage in
the nose heautitylng husinessgn
The fact that could make live.
hhpod by it. The nose IL the most
prominent feature of the human face
and II there is anything wrong with Il
the whole countenauce will present ai
unattaetive appearance. People are
very sensitive IN regard to theil
noses. a man whose nose had beer
broken by q heavy door being siam
med In his face was a patient OF min,
few months ago. / had great dea
oi trouble TO TX him up SO that he wa
plesentable, bat the task was done {,
his and my satisfaction, and he no
only paid my BILL but overwheled M
with thanks, Also
-. Aour advertisement intimates tina
you make speciality of bleaching rel
noses, What are your prices for that
branch of business@
My terms are from 50 to $40 ac,
eefdlng to the leugth Of time that /.
required TO treat each individual
case.
In what manner Is the bleaching
accomplishment
II hayea paste or mortar that | an.
ply, and with this un
rlvaled preparation make
alolly red nose rs white ms ,
lilly In fact. there Is danger of TAX.
ing out too much OF the color, for N,
person wants 10 have q nose that is I,
white that 1t resembles that of .
corpse
''liaye you had any politician,
among your patientssN
NOh, yes; a dozenor more politicians
hive been undermy treatment
"Will You tell me their nanese'i
me, sir | will under no circum
stances hetray professional secrets. Ii
This matter feel myself bound by tn
same SENSE Of proprlety that shoul,
govern the conduct or any respectable
physician
~ presume you have treated clergy
men and lawyerssp
Members OF both professions hay,
been numbered among my patients
= wcilknown Clergyman, whose nos,
pscahle 50 red that he WAS ashamed Il
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