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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10
The Reporter at the church Sup

From the New Orleans Democrat.
'sWho is that angry-looking Man?'
"That, my Son, is a Reporter"
80 Reporters always look Mad?'
'sNot always"
"What Ais that one?'
Gle has Been to achurch Supper"
WASN'T he Invited"
con, yes. Five of the prettiest Girls
in the parish Urged him to 60"
81 should Think he would have liked
@He did. And each of these girls
Wanted him to give my Tables special
SDid He get any Supper"
"Of course he Did, He bought A .
cent Sandwich for Quarter and ate it
after the rest got through"
.sWhere is he Going now
He is going TO the Office to write that
the parish Church supper last Night was
a most agreeable success. The lovely
Faces of the fair Maidens IN attendance
on the Tables were Only rivaled by the
Charming liberality with which they
Dispensed the finest of Viands:"
"Are Reporters ever Sareastlc2
mo, my Son. never
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

Seven hundred English recruits to
Mormonism arrived in Utah in one day
last week and the sect progresses with
greater rapidity than ever. Perhaps the
little SAVIOR of persecution has attracted
many to its fold. There is nothing like
it in the way of PROSECUTING. A vast
number of people are attracted to al
most any belief that involves hardships
and prosecutions. 1t is a mistlke to
suppose that the majority want to 90 to
heaven con flowery beds of e Sc" They
want nothing of the sort-but what they
do want is assurance that suffering and
deprivation, contumely, wrong and OPP
preston, will carry them through the
pearly gates of paradise-and this they
have from the Mormons.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

The following explanations the word
dude from the Springfield (Mass.) Re-
publican may interest those who have
been somewhat dazed by this new and
gagne term: The just now popular
word dude, meaning an empty-headed,
languid hammered Young swell who
bangs his hair, proves to be no foreign
importation, but, like many another ex-
pressiye term, to be Of COOL New Eng
laad parentage. The word pronounced
in two syllables) has been used IN the
little town of Salem, n. H., for twenty
ye irs past, and, it is claimed, was coined
there. IT. Is common there to speak ola
dapper young man as 'fdudeofa feilow,1
Of small animal ~ "a little dEie." Of a
sweetheart as my dude" and Of an ses-
thetic youth of the Wilde type as a dude.
But how the word attained so sudden
and widespread a notoriety puzzles Sa-
lem. Its revival at New York IS eredita-
bic to disguised Englishman, who re-
marked, after visiting rich club, that
the young men were ali dudes" We
shalt presently discover that dude is a
good old English WORT that has been
current among the people of remote
provinces. The survival OF such words
IN New England in not uncommon
Twenty-Five pounds OF unmarked dyn-
amite was found travelling alone on q
scot IN q uaafarr, ,.oii,f,a1 train
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10
Chronic Dyspepsia.

The atrophy wasting which charac-
terizes declining vital power shows it.
self in the whole digestive tract. The
mucous membrane that lines it from the
mouth downwards is greatly thiuned
and toughened. Many OF the glands, in
Guiding those which secrete digestive
fluids, wholly disappear, while all are
more or less wasted. The consequence
is slow and imperfect digestion.
The aged, mainly from eating food in
quantity and quality such as they had
previously been accustomed to, and
sometimes through the influence Of other
chronic diseases, especially bronchitis
and heart-complaint, are very liable to
chronic dyspepsia, called by physicians
gastric catarrh.
In this disease the mucous membrane
of the stomach is hardened Minute
ulcers cover large parts oft The tnbules
from which the gastric juice is poured,
are often obstructed by fat globules, re-
suting from fatty degeneration. The
natural motion fperistaiic) Of the stomach
and intestines impeded.
Among the symptoms are sense af
weight in the stomach after eating, or
constantly; aversion to food, unless
highly seasoned; thirst, especially for acid
drinks; heart burn; pain in the stomach
diffused, or in a small spot, but relieved
by pressure; dependency, distlust of
friends; irritability; Wakefulness, or dis
turbed sleep; a sailow or dirty-looking
skin.
The disease may be caused not only
by improper food, but by tobacco, alco-
holic drinks, too little exercise. mental
9r manual labor after eating. The doc
tor should have charge Of the case.
Still, his treatment will be directed
mainly to tile diet. Unless, however,
the patient co-operates with him In this
matter, his efforts will be unavaiEng.
With such co. operation a cure may be
effected.
In this connection, DIR. Loomis quotes
Abernethy as saying, "a man cannot be
induced to attend to his digestive organs
till death, or the fear of death, stares
him in the face YOUTHS Corapanion
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

Divorce in New Hampshire goes on to
the extent of one notification to every
10 marriages. In 1882 there were 314
divorces, little more than one-fourth
being for the Scriptural reason. A most
extraordinary showing, however, is in
regard to the imp unity of proved adul-
cry. There were so divorces on that
ground, and yet only two cases of i'm
prisonment are reported. New England
is suffering greatly in reputation from
the publication of these and other sta
tistics of immortality, and people are
gradually becom ng convinced that the
Yankees are really not any better, as
whole, than many other people whose
reputation is not so good.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10
The fact that hundreds of skillfr in

The fact that hundreds of skillfr in
ventors are at work upon various deve-
lopments of the electric force, justifies
the prediction often made, that we have
only begun to see what electricity will
do Tor us. Prof. Henry Morton, of the
Stevens institute of technology, deliv-
cred a lecture in New York the other
day, on the storage of electricity which
has attracted wide attention. He showed
by experiment that by a simple contriv-
ance and at slight expense, electricity
could be used as motive power for pro-
polling street cars or driving the NEST
complicated machinery. The emery
stored in box of one foot each wa,
will take a street car from one end of
New York to the other, and Prof Nor
ton claimed that the contriyance would
exceed in value that of the telephone.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10
GOING TO The GALLONS.
Delaney and Caffrey, of the Pheinx
Park Band, Plead Guilty And Are
Sentenced to Swing

Sentenced to Swing.
DUBLIN. May 2.--Patrick Delaney and
Thomas Caffrey, two more of the men
charged with participationin the murder OF
Cayendish and Burke, were auaigned for
trial this morning. They created eensa-
ton by pleading guilty. Both were sentenc-
ed to be hanged June 2. Before Caffrey had
pleaded guilty he was informed nv his So
licitors that the crown gave no hope of
mitigation of the sentence of death, which
would be passed upon him. When Delaney
was called npon TO plead be said:
l am guilty of being in the park at the
time Lord Frederick Cavendish and Mr..
Burke we're killed
The Judge explained to him that this real
ly amounted TO a plea of innocence. Del
aney formally pleaded guilty he said:
was brought into this act at first fool
ishly, not knowing what il was. / was
forcedfrom work to go to the park. We had
to ODE. orders of the secretary or take the
consequences. When | got into the park /
could not get away. | saw the murders
committed, but took no part in them. /
went to the park in Kavauangh's car. He
speaks the truth; SO does Carey. The muir
ders were committed by Joseph Brady and
Timothy Kelly and by nobody else. ]
own. ! was put up to shoot him by Mullet
and Brady, and the only way to escape the
TASK was by calling the guards attention.
Judge 0'Brien. in passing sent nee on
Delaney, said he had 3 duty to perform. He
had at the previous trial Of the prisoner for
attempting to shoot Judge Lawson, pitied
him because he showed some feeling for his
wife and family. The prisoner would see
to what misery they had been brought by
the wicked system OF conspiracy.
When Caffrey was placed in the dock, the
consequence of his pleading guilty was
again iuily explained to him in open court,
but he persists in his plea. On being asked
whether be bad anything to say Why SEN
tence should not passed on him, Cafffey
replied IN a loud, clear voice:
All have got TO say, standing on the
brink OF the grave, is that / did not know
what was going to happen until twenty
minutes before the murders were com
uitted. / was bound to 20 TO the park
under pain of deatl.
The Judge in passing sentences said there
we're no means of judging of tie truth OF
the prisoners statement. He did not de-
eide that it was necessarily wholly un-
rue.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

Securities of all sorss, outside OF gov
c nments, are tending downward in New
York. The Herald says the balls agree
upon good grounds that the great immi-
grafton, the excellent promises of boun-
tiful crops, the very fair condition of the
country's trade, the ease of money, the
railroad earnings, the liberal reports,
and the generally favorable outlook,
ought to advance the prices of railroad
and miscellaneous securities. From
some obscure reason they fail to do so.
1t cannot be from any plea that the
market is surieited with evidences of
debt, from the simple fact that new OBJ
legations of this description are largely
absorbed by investors at top prices.
Within a week millions of new railroad
bonds have been offered for sale and
have found buyers, and the demand for
the Issues already lost, is daily increased.
One reason is found in the compare
tive absence of the specializing mania
that has hitherto ruled the stock mar
ket. Stocks are now bought for invest
ment rather than speculation, which is
not bad sign of the times.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

The counsel in the star route cases
at Washington have begun to sum up
and such a beginning speech las.iog
six daysl Half dozen speakers are S
follow, and conclusion will nos IL
reached much before the first of June.
But when it comes nobody will be great
ly surprised, unless there should be con-
viction or acquittal Every effort has
been made by the accused to produce a
division in the hope that the govern
ment will then consent to drop the cases
from the calendar. and probably this
will be the result Of another mistrial
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10
Published March IS, 1881
ruA pTrp Ak

AN ACT to amend section sg2 Of chapter 20 Of
the revised statutes entitled sof villages"
The people Of the state Of Wisconsin, represented
in senate and assembly, do enGct - fcilows:
Section 1 Section s92 Of chifJter 40 Of thc re-
yised statutes entitled OF llages,a Is hereDs
amended by adding at the end thereof the follow
ing: Whenever the village garl shall require the
owners or occupants OF bnj dings 70 remove snow.
dirt or rubbish from the ST. iewalls jacent there
to- and such requirement. shah not be compiled
with and whenever the vi age board or the board
of health duly appointed shail find any source Of
filth or cause Of sickness on private property and
FhaIl have required the owner d occupant of such
property to remove or abate the anne. aud such
requirement. shall not be compiled with, the VII
lage board NAV authorize the removal Of such
snow, dirt or rubbish. or the removal and abate-
nent or such source or filth cause At sickness
at the expeI e OF tie owner Of the lot or lots or
premises ia front OF which such sidewalks are,
or upon which such source of filth or cause Of
sickness shah be found, and In default Of the
payment OF such expense by the owner OF said
premises, the village board shall levy and cause
to be collected upon such lots or premises a tax
sufficient 70 pay such expense, and if such tax IS
not paid, the same saal be returned asdelinquent
faxes to the 3wn treasurer, and collected in the
same manner as the town taxes
Section z This act shall take effect and be In
force from and after its passage and publication,
Approved March 10 1893
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10
Personal Mention

Among the passengers On the steamer
Alaska, from Liverpool. recently were Moody
sndtSankey, the-revivalists, and Mr.. william
Hind Smith, general secretary of the
Young Mems Christian association, Exeter
hall, London. Moody and Sankey have
enjoyed unusually good health They will
return to England next October for d final
campsigs of eight months
Mrs. s. VI. Dorsey and her sister, Mrs
Peck, widow q The ex-senator's partner, are
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

l noticed an approved specimen ola
dude going uptown recently in a horse
car, accompanied by very charming
young girl. He held a ten-eent piecs
for his fare in his carefully gloved hand:
As the conductor approached he seemed
to become nervous, and dropped the
coin. OF course his impulse was to pick
it up. He stopped and put his hand
down to the floor. But his high collar
held his neck like vice. and stoop SIS
he would he could not get his eyes low
er than the knees of the people oppO-
site. He CROPPED with his hand, strug-
gled desperately to get a better view,
and grew red ia the face. His compan-
ion smiled. girl opposite giggled, and
big man on the corner gave vent to q
glifaw. The dude Strengthened himself
with much dignity, and putting trem-
bling hard in his breast pocket pro-
duced another coin.-Ereund's Daily.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

n daily attendance at the star route trials,
ID are much admired for their beauty.
Titan Peale, brother of Rembrandt
Peale, and one of Logs expedition to le
Rocky moun.ains,, is still living in Phila-
delphia, at the age of eighty-five.
DIR. Mark Hopkins, in recent lecture a
Prir cetop, declared evolution not only ath-
eistic, but insufficient to explain the origin
of the human race.
Rev. George Henry Conner. M. A., dean
of Windsor, is dead
Edward Manei, the French painter, is
dead.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

The national debt reduction for the
month Just closed was but 81, ISL .402 IS,
against 1854, S26.27 for March, 81 $780,
6.s.59 for February, and Sl3, 636, sS3.s7
for January.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

Twenty-Five pounds OF unmarked dyn-
amite was found travelling alone on a
seat in western railroad train,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

AN ACT relating TO the salaries Of Judicial officers
within the stare and amendatory Of section Goa
of the revised statutes
The people Of the state of Wisconsin, represented
in senate and assembly. do enact as follows:
Sectson-f Section 694 Of the revised statutes is
hereby, amended 50 as 20 read as follows Sec
ton e9f The county board az their annual meet
ing ia November, shall fix the amount Of salary
which shall be received by every county officer.
including county judge, who Is % be elected IN
the county during the next ensuing year, and Is
entitled to receive q salary payable out Of the
county treasury and the salary 50 fixed shall not
be increased diminished during his term OF
office. All salaries shall be paid out Of the county
treasury quarter Yearly at the end OF essfh quar-
ter. All salaries. the amounts whereof have here
tofora been declared and fixed by the co MY
board at any time, or heretofore established by
law shall be and remain the salaries OF such orr
GERS, until the county board shah fix the amount
Thereon In accordance with the provisions Of TINS
section and when such amount IS once fixed by
the county board il shall be and remain as the
salary Of such officer until changed herein pro-
viie1 All action Of the county boards OF this
state heretofore had upon this subject is hereby
iegsiized and made valid
Section 2 The salary Of any Judicial officers
within this state, when once fixed BY law or BY
authority Of any law. shall no. be Increased or
diminished during bis term OF Office.
Section g Ail acts and parts of acts contraven-
ing the provisions Of this act are hereby repealed
Section T. This act Shall take effect and hein
force from and after its passage sn1 publication
Approved March 80, 1853
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

Mrs w. 2. Clough. mother of Co. ". p.
Clough, of st. Paul, was buried at Roehes-
ter recently Previous to her dtath she
had been affected with terrible uislady Tor
lona time, with no hops Tor relief from
her sufferings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1883-05-10

AN ACT to amend section 664 Of chapter 36, OF
the revised statutes, entitled Of the county
board
The people Of the state of Wisconsin, represented
In senate and assembly, do enact as follows.
Section / Section ga Of chapter 36 OF the re
vised statutes, is hereby amended so as TO make
said section, when so amended read as follows
Section 66l The county board shall meet aunu
ally on the first Tuesday after the second Monday
In November. at the county seat, for the transac-
ton of business as O board Of supervisors.
special meeting shall be held only when requested
by a majority Of the members of said board, In
writing, addressed and delivered to the county
clerk. and specifying the time and place of such
meeting not less than one week theTefTom upon
the reception Of such request the clerk shall i'm
1sediateiy transmit a notice Of such meeting 10
each Of the members of said board.
Section 2 This act shall take effect and be IN
force from and after its passage and publication
ArurOved Apfii & 1883.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-08-27
@he alteLLiqenlsn.


"nlrs Nos. 20 r"d "a FonTIeeaih street
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-08-27

expect, to be one OF the best ores on the
Atlantic seaboard, since It Is hard, and
stands the wear and tear Of boiling very
well.
Some time ago the patent chamber was
taken to your ore, but the tests were not
conducted underline conditions usual to
South Statfordshire, and conditions which
can now be readily given in the States, and
the consequence was that not extraordinary
results were forthcoming. Now, however,
the Port Henry ore has been sent to Stat
iordshire, five tons OF It, 10 be tried by the
patentee, who was prevented by Ill health
from experimenting the previous tests.
A number Of StAfordshire ironmasters
were present at the trial on Thursday.
When ground for use, the cinder from the
Port Henry ore is much finer than the
Stahordshire pottery mine, and the mill
hands testified that in charging it set bet
ter, one man saying 1t was like an iron
plate, and this practical testimony well
accorded with the fact that in the cinder
from the Port Henry ore there is q
larger proportion Of protoxide OF iron,
rendering the material more refractory and
able to resist securing better than the pot
terry mine, which contains large proper
ton Of per oxide. Alter two aud half
hours trial the piles were drawn, and the
company stopping to examine the bottom
at various times during the operation found
it admirable both in color and in evennese.
The finished iron was as clear as could be
wished and took the rolls splendidly.
There were two mills at work on
it-one a in. guide mill rolling into
in. rounds, aud another 16 in. mill
running into angles 34x3l in. in.
An examination OF the bottom after all
the charges had been drawn ELECTED the
opinion that 1t was an improvement on the
pottery mine bottom. Il was more smooth,
more even, more level, more dense. There
was not a trace Of gutter visible, 80 that
none Of the piles exhibited the least trace
Of sucking. The furnace was heated hotter
than usual, but this was done to test Its
probable action in your gas furnaces.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-08-27

EXeRRSSMRN LIABLE.

Mt. AZ. MRRRiLL, the popular expreEmau oil
Brunswick, Nc, whites US on MG7 10, 1855, as FOL
lows: Having been severely Sfllcted for about
two yam with Inflammation Of the kidneys and
bladder, 50 called By my Physicians, suffered
with distressing pains IN my back aud retention Of
urine, caused BY Stoppags OF the neck of the
bladder, and 4 complication Of other dlSeaSes. !
was hardly abe TO attend 10 my business and At
times would TO completely pTostnted. Twas also
affected with incoHtlnRnce OF urine 70 an alarming
degree; indeed. 1t demanded my attention fifteen
or twenty times per night, and at times It would
SeOm impossible for mo 10 ride down 10 the depot
on my wagon, for every jar from the wSEon wou
almost seem TO take my lie. Having failed 10 OBJ
tain relief from my dOstoF, iuRlly coRIalIed our
druggist, DR.. MGrryman, Of B,unIwick, and re.
quested him TO furnhh me with tnO most rellAbls
aud speedy cure for such sickness, for was suder
Ing loo much for human nature to endure long
The doctor recommended me 10 use HINTS Rem.
edy, rs It had been ule1 with r.mArkAble Success
ia good many cRss In BrunIwlck and vicinity.
purchased bottle, and received such great relief
that continued, and kad not used two bottles be-
fore began 10 improve beyond my expectations.
The pains In my k!dneys and loIns disappeared,
gIIned strength, and my water began 10 pasS nAtu.
Rlly, and was able to sleep Ioundly, and obtain
the greatly needed rest which for long time
could NOT am fully restored TO health, and can
attend to my business Thanks 10 Hunts Remedy
for my restoration. and highly recommend It TO
all VINO are troubled with kidney complaints"