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The Great Rrilliancy ann yar.a=
tr of Southcrn Eoiiage.

1t would be IN vain, amongst the dry
, technical details, TO convey any impress
sion of the brilliant effect OF southern
foliage; but the tendency of all atmos-
pheric nutrition in which the nitrates
5upersede the ammonias, in the carbon
series, Is to a multiplication OF leaf sur
face. Like the epiphytes and air plants,
all the plant asks of terrestrial matter is q
stool to stand upon; that supplied, it
Tits It's thirsty spores in the sunbeam
and dimes with Apollo on necter and
ambrosia. This multiplication is the
finely divided foliage of the mimosas
form, the delicate pumale leaf OF bay
cypress cedar; the darkly vanished
leaf of the custard apple in the
mari beds of Okechobee, Fla;
or the soft, velvety mangrove islands
light on the bosom Of the water as a
cloud; the dotted leaves of myrtle; the
needle leaves of pine and the sharp
fronds of the palm, all unite to create q
landscape accurately defined as radiant.
For III this way the brilliant ~lanceolate
points all radiate from q center. When
we conceive of this foliage over the
shary fronds of saw grass, spear grass,
the brilliant reflections OF water multi
plying its radiance, and countless myri-
ads Of wild fowl Of many-colored plum
age, one may conceive Of the intensity
Of its scenic expression.
Nor is the foliage without its positive
value to the engineer or the artist. As
far as can be seen the pine means a table
land over four feet above the water; the
live oak may descend lower; the cypress
stands in a shadow and the mangrove,
2ustard apple in deeper water. So, too,
The wild ~honeysuckle betreys the hard
pan; the anona a loan base, the man
grove brackish water, and the texture
and fineness of foliage some character
istlc in the soil.-rW. w, Harvey in New
Orleans Times Democrat.
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Hit.
q. EcLEcrRIcI WhaF does it meaE2
Al. Selected and electrified.
Q. What about DR.. Thomas Eclect

@. EcLEcrRIcl What does it near?
A. Selected and electrified.
Q. What about DR.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil?
A. Pleases the people.
@. Howl
A. Cures their aches, cures neuralgia.
rheumatism, lameness, bruises, scalds, bites,
sprains, strains and pains; does all this ana
mere.
@ What?
a.. As a remedy for coughs and colds it
would be difficult To- find anything equal 10
DR.. Thomas Eclectric OIL. 1t will cure
asthmA end catarrh invariably.
Q Guaranteed, is il?
A. EVERY BoTrLE, OF MONEY REscNDED
@. Good! It's what they call patent
though, that sounds bad.
A.. Never mind the sound. Try II.
G. I'll do It. What's the expense?
4. Fifty CENTS for small, n dollar for
large
Cheap enough. Who sells DR.
EaOmlaa' Eelectric Or
A. Druggists everywhere.
IDr. Thomas Eclectric Oil has proved to
be hig hit. LFissotd moro and gives bet
Ter and more general satisfaction than any
other competitive rf.edicine manufactured.
Foster. AdlbtTJt & Co.. Props, Buifaso,
N. "
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The DoctOr,s Endorsement.

DR.. w. d. Wright, Cincinnati, o., SENDS
subjoined professional endorsement: II have
pres cribed DR.. VIM. Halls Balsam for the
lungs ia a great number ofoases and always
with success. One Gaze in particular was
given up by several physicians who had
been called in for consultation with myself.
The patient had all the symptoms of con
irmed consumption-coid night sweats,
hectic fever, harassiog cough, etc. He COM
menced Immediately to get better and was
SOON restored to bis usual health. / have
also found DR.. VIM. Halls Balsam for the
Lungs the most valuable e xoectorant for
breaking up distressing coughs and colds
that | have eyer used"
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Mr.. A. Nichols, of this place, says he suf-
fered from Catarrh for yeas. He pur-
chased a DO tie of Ely's Cream Balm OF AS.
He is almost cured, and says you can.
not recommend it too highly. We are sell
ing more of Ely's Cream Balm than of all
other eatarfh remedies, can hardly keep a
supply on hauA-Eyers Bros, Druggists,
independence, Iowa.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17
Pilesl Piles!

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itch.
ing Piles. Single box has cured worst
chronic case Of twenty years standing. No
ore need suffer FIVE minutes after applying.
Williams Indian Pile ointment. 1t absorbs
the tumors, allays the itching particularly
after getting warm in bed). Prepared only
for piles and itching for the private parts.
Noyes Bros. q Cutler, ST. Paul, Wholesale
AGENTS.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters'' aids diges
lion and the ASSIMILATION of food, cures sour
stomach and headache, and gives strength
to the system. Look out for vile limitations.
All genuine are made by J. p. Allan, st.
Paul, MINI.
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aCnnnnnfnr

Conductor Warren, of Winona, MINI,
says, fused one bottle of Warmers White
WI, Of Tar Syrup, when / was so hoarse /
could not speak above q whisper, and in
twenty-tour hours it cured me. It is the best
remedy ! ever saw.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Write Home Health Company. Mime
apolis, Mimi, for Home treatment Of al
diseases. Surest, cheapest in the world.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Go 70 your dFuggisf and Get 4 few bottles
81 Or. Haiiiday's Blood Purifier. 1t is Il
sure cure also for colds, coughs, tickling in
the throat and catarrh. Moves Bees &
Cutler and Mereil. S~ahlgaosd a IEipg,
Wholesale Agents. OF ST. Paul, Milan.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

one d0zan small bottles Of s Witt Specific
Is. S. 81 cured me sound and well Of bad
Serofulous affection which had baffled all
treatment, including Hot Springs. j. II.
Raft Dsyvar. Cll.
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IA = Yvereh pN..enhArs,g

A severe cold or cengh car be Soonest
cured by taking, according to- directions,
Aliens Lung Balsanl. IL cap be procured
at any drug store. It is haTnllcss 10 the
most delicate person, and can ee given to
children without fear OF injury. Try 1t ii
you have a cold or cough.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Swift's Specific IS. S. 81 has cured me of
a iong-staniing case of Eczema, which has
resisted all sorts of treatment. Rev. w. r..
Robinson. N. Ga. Conference.
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Freefn ali MInisrers.

l will end two bottles of Warmers White
Wine OF Tar free OF all costs to any minister
who will send us an order from his store
keepee for two dozen bottles Of the same.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

In 1850 "Br0Cn'S bronchial Ifoches' were
introduced, aud their success as a euro for
Colds, Coughs, Asthma, and Bronchitis has
been unparalleled
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CLuTsvILLE ALA.-Dr. w. Carter says: u
have used Browns Iron Bitters in my OWL
family for indigestion with great benefit"
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stifeners kce
new boots and shoes from running over.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

An effective medicine for kidney diseases,
low levers and nervous prostration, aud well
worthy of trial, is Browns Iroa B.tters.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

RUsHMoRE, 0.-Dr. A. Page, says: II have
prescribed Browns Iron Bitters in several
instances, aud in each case Obtained good re-
sults.''
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

The earl ofCork had his pc cket pickel
in Montreal on Wednesday of f1,000.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

The Princess Albert of Russia has a
broken ankle.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Judge Brewe OF Hillsboro, ILL.,, a prcmin-
ent man, is dead.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

O'Donnel. the.ngenger's wife, is a domes
tic in Philadelphia. :
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

For Dyspepsia. indigestion. Depression OF
also as a preventive against Fever and sgue. and
other Intermittent Eeyers. the philosophers
a.ed Elixir OF CaiISsy va made by Caswell, Hazard
Il Co, New York. ana sod by all Druggists, is the
best tonic; and for patients recoyering from Fever
or other sickness, IL has no equal.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

IRRfrAr1oN, Inflammation. all Kidney and Z mary
Complaints. cured by "Buchu-Paiba." Hl.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

DoN'rd die in the house. Tough on Rats" Clears
out rats. mice. dies, roaches, bed-bngs. l5c.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Butter at Tucson, Ariz IS S4.25 = pound,
and eggs IS cents n dnZsn
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Cattle shipments are booming on the
Northern Pacific.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

The Ohio p~enitentiary clears 500, 900 this
year,
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a WELL-KNowN DRUGaIsT

al WELL-KNOwN DRUGGIST.
have seen a great many cases cured with Swift's
Specific some who have tried all sorts of
treatment. In fact. / have never known it to fail
when taken properly. Iseli a large quantity Of Il.
aud for all diseases that aTe dependent on blood
poison or skin humor. 1t cures
pIMPIEs M BLoTcHEs on THE SKIN.
aud makes the complexion fair and rosy. As for
blood faint, there is no such word as fail. Tt cures
cases that have long withstooa other sorts OF treat
menf, and without any OF those recurring troubles
thar generally follow mercurial aud other so-called
cures. Il. Il. MaSSENBURG. Macon. Ga.
Our treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free TO applicants.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
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WELLS eRoUGH on C~oRSs.@-i6c. Ask for it
Complete, permanent cure. C9rns. warts, bullons
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

To cure a sore throat, gargle with Piso'
Cure for Consumption and rest well.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

SKINNY NiES-~Wells' Health lienewer' restorea
health and yigor, cures dyspepsia, impotence. $l.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17

Gertie Fuller proposes to stick to her fe
SSraiS ki;i;;s1aIdd
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-11-17
Beware.

OF tho Confined use Of nercnry and potash for
Che treatment Of Blood aud skin diseases--they
never cure, and nearly alwaysinjure or totally ruin
the general health.
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IIII.E GOLD! i.

A GENTS w >NTED for the best and fastest sell
n ing Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced So
per cent. National Publishing co. Chicago. Iii.
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n. ". N. q. No. 46.
When writing to advertisers please say you
their advertisement in this paper.
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@ee a week in your own town. Terms and SIS outas
"" free. Address II. HALLETr Il Co., Portland. Me.

e. 10 $50 per day at home. Samples worth SIS free.
~ Address SrISsoS 4 CO., Portland, Maine.
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The Bible.

If the Bible were a weekly journal!
how many Communications would it
receive signed Constant Reader :"
But thousands Of people have signed
their names in favor OF Swaynes $ Pills
which are purely vegetable, and say
they are the best family pill in tho
market, as they cure more diseases Of
the human system than any other, all
for quarter of a dollar. No bou,e-
hold is complete without them. They
are composed Of the juices Of plants.
They are Just the pill for female ir-
regularities cleansing the systeu, Of
all bumors and are both safe and re.
liable.
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Marie desired to see him.

Marie desired to see him.
Like a culprit he went to the meet.
ing.
He had no hope Of reconciliation.
Marie was too much OF woman to
ever overlook the utter humiliation
into which he had falleu.
She received him with wan smile.
He hardly knew her, crimson -nosed,
water-eyed and swollen faced as she
az peared.
Il told mamma this morning that
it was my duty to see you, ssld she,
in muttled tones.
"You must know before it is toe
late, what hdeous being even a
slight cold will make Of me.
II went down stairs last night
thinking to give you a pleasant sur
prise
"I went into the conservatory, and
the heat and perfume so ovelpowered
me, tnat | opened window, aud like
careless gll, fell fast asleep .eside
it"
Look ut me, Harry! Look at me
we'll"
"Do Won think that yonr love could
survive many such attacks
Marie h,l been asleep, actuall y
asleep
A great food OF gratitude rolled
over his eoul, as with rapturous cry
of MY darIingr be caught hor in
his arms.
He covered her swollen face with
passionate kisses of thankfulness and
affection.
What devotion" sighed Ms. De-
yoll, whose own married life had been
something Of a mistake.
"Was ever girl SO blessed ." thought
Marie, little dre,mlng what that
sleep had saved her, little showing
that the cold which she deplored was
4 blessing in disguise, ior Harry,
grateful aud rep'ntant vet believed
whore lsnor.Nco Is bliss, it is folly
to be wise.
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When wine is in, wit is out.

When wine is in, wit is out
The most manifest sign Of wisdom
is continued cheeriulness.
A friend should bear with 4 friend's
in6rmities-not his vices.
Nothing hut good life cau 6t mss
for better one.
There is always hope in man th.t
actr:ally and earnaatly works. IN idle
ness alone is there perpetual despais.
A good mau will hs doing COOL
wheresoever BE- is. His trade is i.
aompounl Of charity aud justice.
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Strange that people will trv their
ewes reading 10 thoughts Of dead
men, when Iva men are willing to
tell them all there is to be known up
OH any and all subjects.
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'rhe zodiacsl sign for the opening
Of Winter is n goat. Tho goat il a
hard butter, and hard butter isa'-
most alwaysa sigu that the weather
is cold.
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"For whom ars yon concerned"
asked Judge Of wittv LAWYER. ~
am concerned for th . defendant. NAV
it please YOUR Honor, but | am re-
tanned by the plaintiff" WAS tho re.
ply.
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We constantly read Of the dangers
Of Y. s, but cannot imagine why
those two letters are regarded more
perilous than any others in the alpha.
bet
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Nevertheless, the widow, who was


the room, with sigh for the dreams
OF a lost youth.
She had returned from her drive
betrothed, but ipstead of the rsp'nres
and radiance Of first love. her soul
was Fl led with vague doubts-an un.
certainty as to whether he might not,
bv longer waiting, have done even
better for herself
But 70 such doubts disturbed the
youthful lovers.
Their DAYS passed az happy
dream the cou,sa Of true love ran
smoo,h n towards the delightful con
summation of an ear y marriage IN
the fail.
One nj ht, Hprry, grown strong in
his new love, determined 10 destroy
every reminder Of that first mad pas
sion of his Youth, SO letters burning
with ardent devotion, costly keep
s~Aes and thinkels were ruthle y
destroyed.
Having once belonge' to that false
woman, they we're unworthy, aud
their value could not save them.
With pleasant consciousness OF
we'll doing he slept be sleep OF the
lust, and "akened in time for long,
early walk with his be,rothed, from
which they returned, RADIANT and
glowing AS the dawn, vet truth to
tell somewhat damp and dragGled.
In the doorway they met a won
an, new arrival of glorionsly beau
ufnl woman, not an everyday pretty
woman, but living bre4thng dream
Of perfection.
At sight Of her Harry 9tonpei, ard
grew white to the very lips, then
quickly receiving himself, greeted her
with manly dignity, presentlng at the
-amc time his companion.
Il must b. hona Of sympathy be-
tween Won two sad be, with snl.
den dash of blaval,', for this, with
a conrtlv box towards the far won
,,4rfnl woman, is one Of NV earliest
rlends. aal ,his IS my be'rotheI
1t would ha9" beer perfect, Only
I've rather oyefdli the thing
| However, the beauty Il .SAei with
vex4tlon
She Has not used to avIng her VIC
ANS tiannt tnen freedom IN her face,
and to maze 1t worse Marie WHO was
only Il "oman, although An exceeding
,y nice one, could not help laughing
a IL tie AS SIZE spe1' away ana hef
laugh had more ot malice Than She
"dN in any "lH' W fIe w.
The days passed on.
The beauuf,, woman, who, besides
her natura, charms, h,d the aI4ed
urace OF widovhood, trailed her SOFA
br4 splsndor all over the great coon
t,y bonse, making other women look |
faded and common place by co.npAr
ison.
NJ 1o..oL, o,J hor ,,,lo,sont
h,l, ,...o o,sll,;,b ,,,,biI,,sj
r. 80. ,,.,,v Mario Dev,l seemed
~, s,Il a.uo, ,,,. ,,or.
ao.,, r,.,o,, ,,ly
IT - A., h;n ;,.,;o, ,hr, b;s
o,o, ,ar.,o,e,,lv
H., ,,s hind and daat but one
.;ch, who, Moi. wa, ,na,snos.d
,hs r,Ao,r u,n,,ra1 b,,
T =, =, .,
~ ""' ~ '"e S''"'
The moonlight was enlr'Lc1ng' ana
the red hearted loses hung heavy
With dew
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i T CLAY ANDERS,
DENTIST, @
II 6. RADCLIFFE,

Vt;fJ nsy DENTIST. -a,a
Informs the Public that he has located il
,.ihertytown and will visit LEW lSTOWN
NE First Tuesday Of each month at Mr. o
T. Zin,nermans store. The following
Wedne. day and Thursday in MECHAN
lCSTOWN at the Miller House. Persons
waited ou at their residence if desired
Moderate Prices for filling and putting ~
Sseth.
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In Chicago the otl or night mind
reader WAS asked by prominent clti.
zen on the stage to tell what be Wal
wishing for at that moment. THE
mind reader placed his hand on the
eentleman's IS forehead and quickly re.
Piled You are wishing That these
eyperiments We're over so that YOU
could slip out and get drink !" And
everybody exclaimed, "woulerful +
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PnpaS Pretty Grace.

1t is a mistake to ask rrecoclous
chlll to show OFT before com pany. A
gentleman vino was dining with bis
family at tlirn1s table, where a
number Of invited guests were pres,
ent, had bright little daughter, who
as soon as the host asked grace, sad:
That's a pretty grace. but that isn't
the way my papa says It. Anu
how does vOnr papa say IT, asked
the host, expecting to hear one OF the
uright replies for which the child
was famous, while the rest Of the
guests echoed: Yes, tell Us how your
papa says grace, The unhappy tath-
er could not reach her, and she SAID
sweetly why, when he comes in to
dinner he looks at mamma and then
saws: Well! this is a hi of a meal
to set before white man!
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The man cried out against fate in

Inc man cTleu OllI aSaiuss lato Al
that hour.
This woman, who bad been all the
world to hlm in the old havs Of his
honest youth, was more than that
now.
In the food of tha. terrible reac-
tion he would have sacrificed honor,
truth, life itself, for her, bnt she
would have naught Of him.
She had suffered, and in her heart
and life suffering had wrought it's
perfect work Of patience and content
ment.
Now that she stood clean in his
ewes. her desire was accomplished.
No other wcmans heart should
bleed AS hers had done no other
wo nan life through her be blighted
Beautiful dissembNer
Perhaps the sight of Mari" might
nave been a safeguard to him in those
davs. but she WAS quite i'll, confined to
her room. and with the perverItv OF
fate, steadily refused to see him, and
meanwhile tie evil love grew and
hourished.
One evening he and the widow
were alone in the room that opened
ont Of a tiny conservatory.
He threw honor to the winds. and
the woman, whether she wonid or no,
WAS forced to hear burning worls Of
passion aud mad love, and in the
midst of the resistless torrent Of his
woe the door opened and a man en-
tered.
He was tall, massive. and grand Y
bearded a Saxon giant, hetculean
mould
He took in the scene in q moment
and 'auoh.d
"Ob Iaura I,ura'"
"WilI von never have done with
,o,. ,,u, %,
.,:.I, ,a,, ;. h., e,o,
= :.
su,1o l;Lo ,h,, r;,h, n,vo tbe
J,,,, torarr ma, .,l \,
=, ,Il.oJ ,l,, an !,
"Oh, Eov, Rov I" she cried, and
rushed to the stranger. flung her per
feet arms about his neck.
"Tn,s is nav bnsb4nd," she cried
INV dear hueb,ni
She loved this man.
Yon could not look in her radiant
face and Ionbl it.
"Nr p,,u,,l"oo;d .hs "I w,s
on1, rea ,o.s;,, ola ,,o,,, and one,.
LI,.l o
.,v.,or ,,;rk oco;,,o fcht woo.
=, with haro ..anous"
INV husband aud will leave von
now, to make yonv peace with YOUR
b,trothed
"Sb. ;s N tho aco,.ervatorv
e" mad. snr. of that b.fore n)av.
e3 this u,rl4 farce"
w. L or., ol;,,;;,,
,,. ,,.., u,
-, ,.1
g, 1, I ~ hon1"
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A Few H0Ws."

How much happier life might Be- il
minds could be trained to forget the
past troubles.
How hard it is 10 avoid listening
and lieing to listen to scandal about
our neighbor.
How tame life would ba without
trouble and difficulties to overcome.
How few value or cultivate a good
pair of lungs.
How the old are forgotten by the
young.
How unfortunate that SO many Of
the aged should make themselves IN
attractive and even repulsive to the
young.
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small, wheezy, consumptive. looking
specimen of man, are you? said
one girl to another. II really don I
$50 what you can see in him to love.
Mary" raid her friend, Mary. your
father is small man, isn't be?
Yes, was the reply. What Of that"
Nothing, except that if he wasn't
small it is doubtful if yonr mother
would be thu boss. I'm going to mar
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