The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-09-22
OPENING 4 can wiMDow.


&S4sak hSxNA Dxou4ty Au0 to0&1uX
anxicusly arcnnd the car. /" My dear.
dont yoa think 4 10 awfully warm here p
opea the window thea" suggested
Mr.. Spccpendye. plang,ng deeper in,o
his paper and settlinZ himself comfort
ably.
Mrs Spoopeadyke savea new fain, tugs
q, It. and then relsn9aished the lob.
Feel better ncws asked Mr.. Spoop-
endyke, without looking up. Does the
pure air appear to have Any--hello
Why don't you pull up the window =
can't" demonstrated Mrs. Spoop.
endske. with another effort. See. its
stuck -
"rress your thumb on the catch and
then raise the SASH" sAid Mr.. Spoopen-
dyke. Give IT hard Jerk, ,ha,'il
loosen II"
Mira Spoondyke followed Instructions.
split her glove. kn pc ed the skin off her
knuekle. and then sat down In a high
state OF perturbation.
That the hes, you ean do p demanded
Mr.. spoopenSyke, spungtng to his Tee,
and going Tor the sindos. Now YOU
watch me do this. and another time you II
know HOW
lie gave the window a wrench. ha, II
firmly resisted.
Wont. ch - he grosled, hammeIing
the sash With his IL, and pulling AGAIN
:. Got some kind OF MOTTO. thai this Is
the toursh OF July and the r,gh, season
OF the year TO manifest independence.
haven't yc. Come up" and his finger
slipped off the lock. leaving piece ei
the bark behind. "oh. no !" he roated.
Bite, do We. f'taps ye think some dod
gas,ei woman with q was thumb IL work
,ng the hoist. II amt. tell ye, nor II
amt any inian, with his measiy hands
olasped in prayer This is spoopendyke
Who Is engineering this particular iih.
and yerc gong through the top OF the
car"
With which exor,iiam Mt. spoopen.
dyke planted his hat htmly oa his head
and tagged al the window until his face
looked likc the danger side nj switch
target.
Never mind. my dear pleaded Mrs.
spoopendyke. watching the proceedings
with considerable Apprehension. III
tsn', a. warm an /, was, and don't care
about having i, up
II amt. eh"' howled Mr., spoopen.
dyke, btaeins himself lol another attack.
spose you've got sone Kind ot an
idea tina, this is sort u reiugers,ing
process I'm going through May be you
think this exercise - calculated To pie.
eipitaie an early Frost and ruin the peach
crop Let 80 your dod gas,ed hold ON
the side oi tina measly palace coach. aud
give the free ar oi nature chance = he
continued. aposuophlsing the window.
and then settling down TO a steady en-
deavot, he hung to tie s.ada~ Ike
mashed hy
l'ethaps /, i stuck a, The top" sug
ses,ed Mu. Spoopeadykc. sho. like
most women. regarded feminine advice
a. equal IN all respects To mas ahnc
muscle.
No doubt Of i, - squcaled II, spoap-
endykc, turning suddenly on hes some
body been here and screwed II las, To
the root. r'raps he's there yet. holding
on To u, but II he -, he'll think a steam
lack machine II working underneath him
Look up there. shes GINNING Iit4ee
yourself for Your high, to the spheres.
Tor spoopendlke has 80, a cup on now
,hatll last TIL some,h,ng aises sMay ;"
and tho worthy gentleman took hold once
more and tosled. sh,lr his vic dodged
sa.pendrf buttons aud back strap
hu klea
think saw 1t move" she remarked
enCoufaglnRS
80 nd, did ye :" ha~led Mr. Spoopen-
dyde whose hands we're nnmbrd by his
ekefttnna. I'D yr notice ~hleh way II
went Whal'd &c do to the neasiY thing
when ye tined u, he demanded. a ne~
idea oreu tfiHs Ia him. Don't ye know
"a broke Il y hen you were fooliag around
here Come up. will yer oh. hnger
not. bu, conc. oh. cofue. come up. some
up ~sth inc p and throwing himself into
his Job w,,h Departing onslaught. d,
Spoopend,ke missed his hold, fell over
backwards into his seat. where he sai
glazing =, has distressed ~Iie, the picture
ot bsftied energy
Tha, wha, ye wanted r he Kissed be-
tween his teeth Have We accomplished
yer dod gastsd design Cot any more
chores ye want done before they begin To
measure the for shfoud =
Don't bother about II, dear purscd
Mrs. spoopendyks pat,ing his hand se.d.
erly. :. I'd rather have II shut than open.
for Il ism, hall As warm as ! supposed II
vas"
Then ~ha,'d ye want to make such
fuss about p howied Mr.. Spoopendyks,
still wri,hing under the sting Of defeat.
=" II you're cool enough, whai'd ye hos,
me up there like hired man fM! Oh,
you're cool enough II had your
temperature, I'D 1T myselfup 9th band
Of music and bar-room, and hire my
self on, as a summer resort ~
Z" don't care, = soiioquixed Mrs. spoop-
dyke, AZ brakeman stepped up and
opened the window with a little Jerk.
My husband may not be very strong,
ba, he's willing. Add the next time |
want window opened. I'll have IL done
before ~e leave home and Mrs. Spoop-
endyke arranged her hat and devoted the
res, Of the day 10 the cinder IN her hus-