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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
WOMEN OF The WoRlD.

Mile. Littas Bloomington friends have
raised 81, 600 for a monument.
Bertha Won Hillen, the eX pedestrian and
now artist, is painting at Sharbury, Va.
Miss Emma Nevada, the singer. is seek
ing recreation By horseback trip through
Bohemia.
The Princess OF Wales is to appear at
bazaar as a tea merchant and the idea
scar dali1es the more sober section OF So
Ciety.
General Phil Sheridan's mother is eighty
three years old and still lives in the house
at Perry, o, in which her famous son was
born.
May I.slfan, author of Hon. Miss Fer
rard" and other interesting works has
lately been married TO q Scotch professor
named McNabb.
Miss Chamberlain, the Prince OF Wales
An eriCan beauty has had dress style
named after her by one Of the Paris man
milliuers 1t is white and silver.
Nine. Sarah Bernhardt may be sleeping
in coffin. but she does not spare herself.
She PLAYED in London nine times last week,
snd rushed oil five hours after the close OF
her Saturday night performance to play at
BOulOgne on Sunday.
Miss Cora Baker one of the most beauti'
tul GIFTS OF o. LOUIS, WAS LuaIIlcu Ol biO
25th OF July TO Mr.. A. A, Chouteau, Of
Deskwood. Hiss Baker is the daughter OF
Marion A. Baker, OF New Orleans.-New
Orleans Picayupe.
A Western editor notes that Tallac, a
summer resort, lis getting very tony-a
lady who does not change her attire three
tines daily is not regarded as correct.
The editors scornful comment is: Must
be mighty dirty.
Miss Jennie Smith, formerly OF Dayton,
o., devotes her entire time to evangelical
work among the employed of the Baltimore
* Ohio Railroad. The officers OF the com
pany offered her every facility, and scores
of men have professed conversion. She
makes her home at Mountain Lake Park.
Some one has said that a woman OF fifty
wears OF age to day is fresher and more at
trsCt;ve than she wss twenty years ago at
that age. At present women dress more
youthfully; they do not plaster their hair
in wide bands over the cheeks; they wear
more sensible clothing in the way OF thick
boots, waterproofs, ulsters, Hannels and
bigh-neck dresses, which tenc to preserve
their health. They read, travsl and have
more congenial occupation than formerly,
and il is no longer considered 'unladylike"
that feeble, mandy PANTY word-if wo-
men have rubber boots, self reliance, com.
mon sense and few opinions OF their own.
- lhany EXpresS
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
NO FllRT ABOUT HER.

Boston Transcript.
they call me dirt!
It's meaner than dirt!
never could sloop 10 such folly.
Let other girls say
OF the "fun" what they may.
What's naughty can never be ''5ony."
There's Mary Ann Brown,
She's the talk OF the town;
The way she behaves is Just horrid
should laugh ano tee hee
On The streets as does she;
Mas temper, guess, would grow torrid'
And then there's Sue Joyce,
Who raises her voice
20 draw mems attention, the ninnyl
II max &c me so mad!
I'd almost be glad
II Sue could be banished to Guinea
And only Just think
OF girl who will wink
At fellow who isn't herbrothsr!
I've seen Kitty Grimes
Do that thing twenty times
It's lucky that ma amt her mother!
And then have found
Some girls who look around
To see IL fellow is looking;
Then giggle away
Because the fool may
His own spinsl column be crooking.
What sense there can be
Orwbat satisfaction in fitting;
/ can't understand
Why girls call IL 'grandH'
Or why they should think 1t diverttns.
vow! did you see
Thot fellowG-tee-hee-
Why, what In the world are you thirIking
You say twas my ways
That attached his gazef
You dare accuse me OF Winklng.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
WHEELING.
"sary Jane" Analyses the Nail
City and Its People.
ORIGIN AND HISTORY OF OUR TOWN,
Wheeliag's Slough Chemically Considered
Nails and Other Things-Soms Pointed
Persoaalities-0sr Men and wo-
mea-why Wheeling is .
Like the Cook. o..

NJ hampton in the Louisville CouTier-JoE''e1t
WHEELING, w. VA, July.
When In the early days OF man
There came q smoky sulphurous feeling
Some yenturous ones devised the plan
And builded what Is now called Wheeling.
That isn't exactly complimentary to
s. town where 1 have always been ex'
tremely we'll treated, and where, in the
Sunday Leader, the brilliant genius OF
Mary Jane first burst upon an applaud
ing world this size fifteen cents, but 1t
is true nevertheless, for smoker,
sulpburyer place, outside Of Bob lnger-
soils Nowhere, / don't believe ever was
Incorporated. ,,,
as that other place incorporated"'
said Dickey.
II reckon So" said 1; "Pye never
been down there TO look over the rec
Ords, but
LEGISLATURE. will DO Anything
most, and don't suppose they have
neglected this" -,
"Well they have" said she, land
that place is not incorporated"
v
"Becsuse," said she, "incorporators
have no souls, and, as | understand It,
the place you refer to Is full OF them"
have written of towns and town
history so much that believe Will re-
tire from newspaper circles and start 8
panorama. | believe real nice Mary
Jane panorama with hand organ
would create sensation, and lots OF
people would come to hear me tell
about what I've seen and the lively
places Pve visited.
"WouId you go along with it, doyou
mean?' interrupted Dickey.
"Of course" said |, PPM the leading
attraction mn
"That's so; forgot. The organ
wouldn't amount to much without you,
would IT."
al don't see why" said |.
"How could they run it without
crank" said she.
That's 50 old it won't turn without
greasing," said |, nettIed, aud l re-
sumed my work.
Wheeling IS q town the origin Of
whose name is involved in mystery
1t is supposed, however, to derive it>
title from the Very crooked stream al
whose mouth it is located and which
bears the pleasing title OF
wheeling Creek
that is, wheeling about SO much. II
bears about the same relation TO Wheel
ing that BeargrasS bears 10 Louisville,
ONLY don't think it smells quite so bad
and hasn't quite SO much malaria tC
The quart. The chemical analysis,
think, are about as follows:
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
The First Bearded COmmOner.
Paris RcgiStcT.

The Standard had an article on Boards
the other day, and it will surprise many to
know that the first bearded member of the
House of Commons was the late Mr.. Muntz
of Birmingham, ard he was looked upon as
exceedingly eccentric. The hrst bearded
pier was the Duke of Newcastle, and he
only adopted the hirsute ornament after
be had visited the Crimea. But great
and beneficial change has been wrong ht,
and Saurwein, the great tonsoral artist,
was right when he pathetically exclaimed,
as he regarded the members OF the Briis
Association, Mine out OF ten OF them
don't shave at all, and the rest, worse luck,
shave themselves"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
.oUR FLAG Is STILL THERE,

Mr.. & B. Lop gfellow. Augusta, Me-. east
side river, writes US under date Of April 10,
1883.
ITO whom It may consern: This may GER
tify that two years ago I was very badly
affiicfed with kidney and urinary difficulties,
which extended through the system and laid
me up for weeks, SO that could do no work.
/ had the most skilful physician in town,
who gave me no assistance. Hearing OF
Hunts Remedy, 1 got bottle, and half Of II
curtd me entirely, so that have bean vel
ever since. The other half gave to neigh
Dor who was afflicted much as was, and Il
restored him to health. l can truly SAY
Hunts remedy has been OF great and mex
pressible worth to meS'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
EDUCATIONAL.
WHEELING FEMALE COLLEGE.
0tteIbein University.

For both sexes. 9th YEN begins Wei
sept 5lh. classical and Philosophical courses
witn Preparatory and Teachers he ,artment.
30 pRlS tuition hnd all lucldentsls one year
EAie!.ses kept low for poor but worthy stu
dents Good facilities Tor study of Music,
Drawing aud rsIuiiug. Standard ~ study
ranks with beet In the state. M saloons
H,slIhfuI beautiful location. Sfu leafs re-
=, /, ed AT .ny lime. Address Rev. IL. A
THOMSON, ID. / E, Preet., Wes.errille, ..
iNSpodeuA
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
KEN MoRn
University High School,
NEAR AMHERST. Va.

NEAR AMHERST, VA.
H.A Strobe Mathematical MedaIIst u. Va.
Principal. SessIon begins sept. 6tn: Pre-,
pare Tor University Of Virginia A limiled
tchool Of high grade, offering exceptional
educational facilities, For decenhisl cata.
.oguc address the Principal.
TFSTIMOSIALS.
Your school II noted for It's good discipline
and It's thorough educational tratninR.-JA
r. II Irrison, Chairman OF Faculty university
DO NOT hesitate TO recon- m end tho Kan
more High school ~, In every respect dssery.
ing the con hdence and patronage or the pnb
liC.--Hm. r.. Peters, Professor OF Lain, uni'
yersity OF Virginia.
kenmore Academy * regarded ~ amongN
the host OF the Virginia schoolsoi nigh grade
George Frederick HOLMES, Professor OF
Historical Literature and Rhetoric, Cnivsr-
Trerard the kenmore School as standiu
des4Tytdiy In the hr-t rank ~ high schools
In the several particulars OF thorough fach
ing iudIcious management, healthfulne~s
aud hccehsi hilIty.-f. n. smith, Professor ol
Natural Philosophy. University OF virginia.
feel certain thai tho course OF teaching At
Kenmore IL unusually solid AMI effective
thomas X. Price Professor ~ Greek.
M knowlcdgc o. NJ. II. 4. StrDde's sbiii.
ties ana attachments. his great succ-s. AZ
teacher and the nigh standing which ms
pupils have Obtnlnrd upon entering the UNI
veisity. Justify me In recommending nj. Hlgh
school mot earnestly and coriislly.-ScheIc
pe We're Professor 81 Modern Languages.
University Of Virginia.
FROM PATRONB.
In my opinion It has no superior - II.
Henry, Judge Of Amherst county.
As n patton ef your school take pleasure
In commencing IL In the highest terms Tor its
many advan ages Taylor Berry.
In its moral and gentlemanly teachlngs
and influences II has no superior'-Samuei
ST. Garland.
have cent two of my aons there, and am
in every way sstified with the discipline aud
educational methods OF the .chool:-John s.
Mostly. lJl5sOoW
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
M EDICAI,
ArTEs TWELVE LONG YEARs.

SrATE ~ PgSNSfLyASfA.
COUNTY oH CRAWFORD, -.
refore me, q Notary Public In and for said
county, personally came a. ~ hubuaId Hhos
being duly sworn according To law. dspDsss
ana saws that hs IN = resident OF tho u - OF
liiusyIlls, that for twelve year psst he hss
lad rheumatittD, which nj umes ba. beco 20
severe m 10 cODnre linn 10 his bed Tor days,
that he has spent large sums OF money Tor
medical tTeaimen mt and for M edicine, Wltbout
relief, that lac has taken ono bottle of WIZ
sons LIgt thing Remedy for RDsumsti
and has experienced great relief. IL relieves
him from an Rtisck from which hs had hsse
sufi,r ing for s4veTDl days: that he !. conunu-
n " iii cur. him A. n. HUBBARD.
sworn and subscribed 10 before tns D.oem-
berII 1919. JOSEPH J. HOLDEN,
Justics 4 tho PeAcs-
and Liver Cure, Or. a. u. Davis Family tths-
RlchsrdSop, 6Ooiwin a w., Wholesale
DrucgiIts, wheeling. Wv
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29

These analyses Pros. Tobin might not
find exactly correct, but they are near
enough for all business purposes, anu
show that both streams need cleaning.
The variation in quantity of some Of
the ingredients is due to the fact that III
the lattler instance the stream runs
through at the upper end oftOwn, while
the other does not.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
University Of WIrpinla.

kUMHER LAM LIEU RES lnlne week
Isl. begin 18th July, 1879, and end 18th beptem'
Der. Have proved Of signal uso-lst, 70 stu.
dents who design 10 pursue their sludies ~
Ills OF other Law School; ID, 70 those who
propose TO read privately and ID TO Pract,
'ioners who tave not had the adv tuta9s OF
sysismatic instruction. For circular apply
CP D University OF ya-l to JoHS 3. AInok,
Prof Com. and Stat Law.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29

nvFST PHILADELPHIA ca DE NJ !
" Twenty-nfih year commences Scpictn-
Der l7ih. Day ana Boarding School Tor boys
and young men. .,,.,
SPECIAL ADVANTAGES:
Comforts Of a Christian Home. Family
School limited. Locality behuiitul ana
healIhrul sCcial and literary advantage of
a gr,nt cIty, without; lis vices Pupils thoi.
oughly lifted FOR any coIIeg" or dcnhftment
Of bu,inesS For catalogues containing teSll.
mouinIS md cuts az buildings, address +, w.
HASTINGS. Ph. u, Principal, esdenc" 1917
LuCUlt -, Philadelphia. ISGgrD
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
Saved Him 1900 Dollars

adams, ". T., Jsn. ~, lSts
u,.d good deal Of you. ksndslis. hpsvla
cure with great success, tbooght would
let GU know what IL has done for me. Two
years ago had m speedy q colt - was ever
Iai,ed IN JeGs,on county: When Va bfs n.
Ing him. be kicked over the eros bar AMI gos
fast md tore one Of his hind legs all 70 piece
I,mpIoyed the best fArrfsfs, but Trey al ssid
be was spoiled, lie had . very large thos-
oush pin. and used two botuss OF youf
Kep6aIis spsvin Cure. and u took the bunch
entirely on, and he so.d altar yards for Siso
collars. fh.ve used 10 for boos SPAWN end
" ind gals, and IL he's always CURED con-
plsteIy and left the Lee smooth. =,
have recommended u 70 good many. eod
they ali cay 3, dos TIE work. VS. In via.
erineion Kneelanfs drug store. In AdamS,
the other day and 49, avsry me ptoture -
sent them. tFisd - buy H. but could mot
hey said II would yrits TO you, tbst go,
would send me one vi.h ysu would, AaA
will do you ell tbs good can.
Very YeaOectfOlH. - D LrmAu.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
University of Virginia.

Session begins OH the nrst OF October. ana
continues 1 inc months. Apply for catalogues
10 II :, Secretary Of the FACULTY.. y. UnlEer-
.iiv Il Virginia. Albsmarle county, Va.
JAS i. HARRISON
jy2leOdva Chairman OF the Faculty.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29
THE UNIVERSITY or WOOSTER.

Glasses open IN sluo"uls 81 either Sex. Near
~ sU Students In ni'rudHure. Large endos.
ment Collegiate department fully equip
red. STANDARD OF study ranKs with the ilrSt.
Modern Languages thoroughly taught Pre-
paratory department conducted by pcrn'
nert teachers. Embraces ali primary studies
dpnsT,ment under charge Of Karl MerI.
thorough education To he Obtained nj small
eIpense. Students should semi for caLa'
loeue before going elsewhere" Eau term opens
SeptemL her 18th. Address The President, or
JOHN MCCLELLAN, treasure, Wooster, o.
Eya oh
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29

number offine residences and grounds,
one or two pretty .streets-not very
pretty, though-an opera house with
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-29

favor. A woman never indnlges to ex.
cess; she knows more in this resPect
than the men. May ladies indulge 10
far worse things than cigarette smoking
opium eating, for instance.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-08
War OH Cigarette Smoking.

The petition of Principal William
Stephens of the Wyoming Male Gram
mar School, Philadelphia. to the Board
of Education, calling its attention to the
alarming prevalence of the cigarette
''craze" and the general use of tobacco
among the male scholars in the public
schools, bids fair TO prove one of the
most popular measures yet suggested for
its suppression. In his communication
Principal Stephens states that the public
schools of Philadelphia contain at least
$4,000 pupils, a large proportion OF
whom are addicted to the usa of tobacco
in various forms. 81 is oE13ant,' 'e
hat since the institution of the cigarette,
the use of tobacco amongou boys has in
creased to an alarming extent, and, if
not checked, must necessarily indict up
on them all the evils that are sequences
of 50 pernicious q habit"
One OF the means by which this re-
suit may be accomplished is through
this form:
THE THREE R.s.-Read, Reflect and Resolve
that yuu viii never use intoxicants or tobacco
Intoxicants greatly shorten life. The follow
ing table, prepared from series of careful OBJ
servaticns made by Mr.. P. G. P. Nelson, of
London, contrasts he Expectations of Life
g. ,,,1 i,,+or,,,,o,o -, r,orcC,,g
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-08
A Chinaman's Moral Ledger.

The idea of posting ones good and
bad deeds in ledger, SO as to be able to
strike balance now and again, with
view to determining ones chances in the
next world, is one that would he hardly
likely to occur to any one but Chinese.
In the last number of the chinese Re
cOrTcy Mr.. Scarborough, the author of
the interesting work on Chinese Prov
cribs" gives us an extract from the run
ming account kept with the gods by one
Li-Chun Tsung, which is unique in the
annals of bookkeeping. On the debit
side we find the entries: "For being at
variance with my brothers through listen.
ing to my wife's talk, 900; for Hnduti-
full treatment of my wife's parents, 100;
for smoking opium ten times, 10 The
numbers indicate, of course, so many
black marks. Per contra, we find ON the
credit side of the account: "For bury
ing a poor friend at my expense, 200;
for carefully nursing my sick mother, 30;
for making my wife Join me i'll meritori-
GUS works, 100" If nursing his own
mother is only worth thirty good marks,
losing his temper with his mother-in-
law is decidedly dear at a hundred bad
ones.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-08
The BOnaparteS.

The London Times publishes an
authoritative statement regarding the
interview on Tuesday at marlborough
between ex-Empress Eugene and Prince
jerome Napoleon, which, it says, has
cleared up some private misumderstand-
ings existing between the ex-Empress
and the Prince and has led to the formal
recognition of the latter as the head of
the Bonaparte family. The ex-Empress
was not called uI,On to express any
opinion of her kinsman's general policy,
and could not, consistently with the line
of policy adopted by her while sOjOUn-
ing in Great Britain, do more than
assure her cousin of her best wishes for
any constitutional action he may take
toward bringing about pleblscite. The
recent visit of the ex-Emprcss to Paris
was mark of sympathy with Prince
Napoleon on account OF his illegal arrest,
not of respect for the views of his
manifesto. She disclaims participation
in any unlawful or clandestine enter
prise against the Republic. The Prince.
on his part, states that if popular vote
should pronounce for a Republic he
should bow to it. The Republic has
never yet, he says, polled clear majority
of the registered electors, and it is
therefore, governing merely by virtue
of the popular apathy. If the Prince is
banished he will come to London. He
has no intention of abdicatinP his posi-.
ton in favor of his son. The latter was
not privy to the issue of the manifesto
but there is no antagonism between hin
and his father.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-08
Origin of the InundatiOns.

General George B. Mcclellan, who,
before the war. resided in Ohio rs rail
way engineer and is familiar with the
topography of Cincinnati, said to re.
porter that. in his opinion, the primary
cause of the destructive overtiowing of
the Ohio River, was the cutting down Of
the timber on the streams which feed 1t
ON the mountain sides of the Allegheny
ranges. This denudation allows the
waters to rush down i'll torrents into the
larger affluents and go into the main
river; whereas, if the forests had re-
manned standing, and been cut with care,
the water would have been restrained
What he knows of the situation leads
hint believe that the inundation is now
too widespread to admit of any etfectual
remedy, but in order to the prevention
of these terrible and devastating floods
t is in the first place essential to establish
and enforce forest laws such as now exist
in similar cases in Europe, where the re-
plantation of timber Is made obligatory
and goes on as fast as the cutting of the
trees
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-08
What Men Need Wives For.


It is not to sweep the house, and make
the beds, and darn the socks, and cook
the meals, chiefly that a man wants a
wife. If this is all he wants, hired ser
wants can do it cheaper than wife. If
this is all, when a young man calls to see
a lady send him into the pantry to taste
the bread and cakes she has made; send
him to inspect the needle-wOrk and bed
making; or put broom into her hands
and send him to witness its use. Such
things are important, and the wise young
man will quietly look after them. But
what the true man most wants of a wife
is her companionship, sympathy AID
love.
The way of life has many dreary places
in it, and man needs companion to go
with him. A man is sometimes over
taken bv misfortune; he meets with tall-
IRE and defeat; trials and temptations
beset him; and he needs one to stand by
him and sympathize.
He has some stern battles to fight with
noverty. with enemies and with SIN, and
he needs a woman that, while he puts his
arm around her and feels that he has
something to fight for, will help HIM
fight; who will put her lips to his ear
and whisper words of counsel, and her
hand to his heart and impart new insplra-
tions. All through life-through storm
and through sunshine, conflict and VIC
tory; through adverse and favorable
winds-man needs wOman's love. The
heart yearns for it. A sisters and a
mothers love will hardly supply the
need.
Yet many seek for nothing further
than success in hOusework. Justly
enough, half Of these get nothing more.
The other half, surprised above measure,
obtain more than they sought. Their
wives surprise them by bringing nobler
idea of marriage, and disclosing treas
ury OF courage, sympathy and love.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-08
A Tank on Wheels.

! One of the palace cars belonging to
the United States Fish Commission
started lately for California with pas
senger list Of young fish numbering
$1,000. The car in its appearance, and
to a large extena III its internal arrange
ments, resembles a modern sleeping car.
There are the compartments at each end.
In the one compartment is what may be
called the office of the superintendent
Here is a table fixed between two seats,
with n hanging lamp above. The space
above the two ice tanks, which are built
upon each side of the passaScway, and
are used when necessary to cool the air
that passes through the fish tanks in the
car, is utilized for pigeon holes.
The compartment ut the other end is
used for a kitchen. The central part Of
the ear has an aisle running through the
centre. and. III place of the seats on each
side. are vide wooden lodges about three
feet high, or which are placed the tin
fish tanks. Berths like those in sleep
ing-cars are along the side for the use of
the superintendent and his assistants.
The dining table is placed III the aisle,
with seats in the lodges. The human
passengers, as well as the fish, live IN
the car
The fish are not placed i'll the tanks
filed with water, as the motion of the
train would dash the water about and
destroy many lives among the young
passengers. Instead, about twenty fish
are placed in gallon tin pals, and these
pals are put in the tanks, and then the
latter filled with water. With the carp,
however, the water in the pals is sutfici-
eut, and the motion of the car tends to
the circulation of air in the water, keep
ing it fresh. The attendants, however,
renew the water every eight hours, and
keep a careful watch to remove any fish
that may have died. The percentage of
fish lost by death is. however, very
small.
The fish do not complete their travels
when they leave the car. For instance:
The first stop which will be made by this
car will be at st. Louis, where fish will
be left for applicants residing in Missouri
and Arkansas. From this point pals of
fish will be sent all over the States by
express at the expense of the con-
signee. Washington star.