The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04
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"A small town in South Carolina boasts
ofs four.legged negro baby. When he
arrives at years OF discretion he will beat
the best time on record getting away from
melon patch.
do you run q second class hotelp' he
asked the landlord. mo sir, indignant
" replied the landlord He lost q Gus.
toner, as The fellow didn't feel up to a
iirst.class house.
Down South they guess for prizes at
the nnml,er Of seeds contained in q speci-
he'd watermelon. The practice Of count
ing the seeds when the melon is opened
furnishes good experience fer inspectors
OF elections
"Yes. said Mr.. Dnste. who fought a
duel with dude. II didn't fire at all.
You soc. every time | looked at him to
take AIN he appeared 70 durped sri'lisu.
lous co6ldnt help Iaug hiag, . ! sGll3 - !
Asld tho pistoslstill."a
The body Of fox was found near
Newport the other Jay after fashionable
hunting party had returned from the
chase. Tue verdict OF the corooer's jury
was. Died from fatty degeneration OF the
tissues caused by lack OF exercise.
Airs Fargo. the widow OF the million
aire expressman. has married = newspaper
Nuter II every rich widow would iAb,f
Tbs pFsseniion 10 marrying man seeds
toned q hanalliug large aims u money
much ir0ubls might be prevented.
"a disheariened deacon declares thai
there is no hope for the salvation Of a man
who sill sit Oh pickle, fence for ihfe.
hours az | a bali 10 SOC baseball maiei
sni taeA refuse To so 10 church with lis
wife because Them pess Is too confonh'i'
"a uncomfortable
4 dog and iiis tail fell into a dispute
a. ~ Ahichf-ioaHl sag tlr oshsf An IL
inefpa. vasp passing liza ~ay sasuall,
remarked! Speaking y tails reminds me
It's, ~ 49, one which may possibly l..
influential enough 10 ~sg you both. TLis
fable TEACHES heaps
"A fact: rwo gentlemen were questio.i
Ing SHY professional men should 40 IRE.
qu~n,ls ~ Flil rhe H,tis daughter 81
ibrae had u " assen,ivr, though mol,
-srrfyi vpeyr ~, ms.il her presence aisl
paata A4e4s III suddenly erelaimin-
''OA. rsf's ! E1os. III - their wits c..n
ro,ne ent
fhc Christian u Vol tell. about
preaeier sho saii ia his sermon tina, -
isas bard h,t flch roan 70 ssine. ~ ihron3b
heaven. gate as Tor msiheau .ii.'ian 70 \,
s.rol soc u tie loci ci 20 sllpss Mi
preserving the othrr OF tof = I'm scste.i [
c0ae 10 l.e made whose insers~csed pssse
slsonid neser dessrile . parabola.
In London court recently . youth
vas sentenced 10 pay zoe Of twenty shil.
lings o. 10 labor for iseuty days for his
siag yoang woman sgaipss her viii. The
plaintiffs satisfaction over her victory ~as
turned TO bitterness when 10 youth voluu.
ieerel sa apaicfy, ssyas ''of course
was uaaer the indpenee Of liquor or ]
should mol have dreamed Of kissing her. /"
--s.Gsol norning. John. said one of!
ihe lcasl,ng pastors 10 Scranton ioa Young
flead whom he mel ca the street CO the
irsi psrm day OF the season, how docs
OUT father siAad the hea,y" The young
asa made 20 reply, bEi sent this ~ay
Nth eioaaed brows Add pA~n the good
~ II tusaet,kst DO aass rsAns father
NJ Ace essy~ sesk hs<sss. Assndsrssood
Thy bis cordial grcciing vas met 20 cold.