The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-07-26
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!. nlI-r 81 lltf lte Bill English ol lndi
Lawrtncc Journal: The Late Mr
? Tiidan is occupying too much space ii
tue newspapers. Lei the dead and the
beauiifal rest
The Mammoth cave OF Kentucky has
been leased 10 VIM Canist,ck, OF Colo
, radn. II VIII still he maintained, how
ever, At It's preseat location.
Ills not Al all clear that Adam was an
Irishmap, though we believe Ills pretty
general, scsaeeded that he was the first
tcnant who was victimkof EVICTION
Two star route jnrors have commenc-
cd bniiding new houses. In the Ian
guaga of Pittacus Green, this is "infer-
nally circumstantial."
Oscar Wilde is telling the English
people what he knOws about America.
We infer that his lectures must at least
possess the merit of breviiy
A Wichita editor fred seven sl.ots at
a dog, hitting three citizens. twn horses
and one baby carriage. The dog
Thought il was nice circns.
Rufus AIcDanai'i lsrfied Elijah Hayes,
near Palria. Kentucky. and Immediately
ai;eTWard fell dead with excitement and
remorse, instead OF brscibg up anil run.
ming for congress
Aichfson ChampIon Rusl<in says
that no couple should marry until they
have courted seven years. tits evident
that Mr.. ,Rnskip is IN partnership with
The Iee,cyeam dealers.
Cincinnati Enquirer; England will
please 'tassist'' no more of her alleged
beauties TO immIgraie to America. We
canput MP with her paupers. IL need be,
but not with her "beantiesn
Kansas City Times: Mrs. Samuels
las forwarded a dozen Clay county
chickens for the astronomical delight
qf Colonel Frank James, Who can
faihoTn the depths Of a mothers love?
Owners of shoi.guns in this city may
be interested in knowing that there is
man ON his way to Emporia who pro-
poses to get mp a company TO play the
"Spy of Atlanta" Forewarned is fore
armed.
There is in New York society for
encouraging the wearing of clean
shirts" 1t is assuring TO note that the
Republicans are fully alive to the i'm
portance of carrying the Empire state
in 1894.
OF the forty-two publications printed
and issued in Milwaukee, twenty three
are German, one Polish, one Bohemian,
aud only seventeen English. There is
evidently "lOng felt want" in the Eng
lish field
Justice in Minnesota operates queerly.
a man at Mcpherson bought revolver
and was going To kill his family. His
wife took the weapon from him and gave
him licking, and = country justice fin
ed her $25 for it,
Two German physicians were discuss
ing the difference between the effect of
whisky and beer, when one summed the
matter up by saying: Whisky makes
the drinker kin others; beer makes the
drinxer kill himself"
We wish that Web wilder, who is
superintendent of photography in Kan
sas, would call attention to the fact that
three-fourths of the editors in this state
use "i'' instead Of "e'' In the last sylla-
BILE, when spelling "hymencal"
Chico. California, has nearly doubled
its population since 1850. notwithstand
ing the discouragements to immigration
which IT possesses in the shape OFF young
lady banj0ist ami u youth who can play
ON fourteen musical Instruments
| Pardce Butler has grappled with the
enterprise Of converting the Atchison
Globe to the doctrine of prohibition.
His success would inspire large meas
ure Of poplar confidence in the power of
faith 10 remove mountains and carry
them into the midst of the sea-
A Kansas City architect draltC plans
the other day Tor wetrcstaurant with
oui making provision for back door,
aud a court OF inquiry was promptly
summoned by the probate judge of
Jackson comfy 10 determine IS to his
sOundness of mind.
The Omaha belle 10 whom seeming
ly valuable di almond brooch was given
had no great confidence in the gallant
donor and lost no time in taking the
stone to an cxpert, who pronounced it
worthless. That ended the social career
in Omaha of the "Count Roscommon"
The American girls have come nobly
up to the help of the Western Union
during the present strike of the tele-
graph operators. When this country
gets INTO a box out of which the women
can't help it. It viii be time to proclaim
the American Republic bowling fail
uTe.
Judge T6urgee, referring in The Con-
tinent to the recent epidemic of ''meet-
ings on the field Of honor" says; ST; is
strange that raw sugar and honor are
the only things imperatiyely demanding
|, blood for their Qualification hogs blood
will do for the one, but only fools blood
will answer Tor the other"
: Major Ketner, president of the $50.
/ ciety of the First Kansas" gives notice
that the society will not hoI,l its annual
, reunion at Leaven worth on the 10Th Of
? August, but will attend the celebrated
{ to be held that day by the survivors Of
c both armies on the battle field of VII
sons Creek.
r A man went down 10 Rome, Georgia
r and made Il city directory, ont of which
! he is having any quantity of fun. Prom
r inent business men, and even church
I members, are published as barkecpers
}. Tie last heard of the compiler he hat
2 taken u hurried trip to the mountain
I for his health. He thinks some folk
Q are entirely too particular.
$ The florists of Kansas Cit, report Al
II increase Of at least fifty per cent. in thei
J. business since the death sentence wa
a passed upon Geo. Grant, of thai place
q The American prediction for convert
IS ing the cells of retLhanded felons int
II miniature Conservatives attains IL
|. acme in Missouri
81 David Davis will spend The summe
Is at Long Branch and avail himself OF III
,, lne bathing facilities of that popula
" summer resort. Any abnormal State
d ments which may be noted in the paper
&c regarding the appearance OF marin
Is monstrosity at that point, will be read
g lily explained by this item.
n The late National Convention of Vi
m dertakers has set the newspapers to tall
e ing OF funerals and their cost. A Chici
to so Times reporter has been seeking Al
is swers 10 the question, "IIow much do,
Id 1t cost 20 die :" with some interesting I
C suits. In former days the county
Cook had paupers buried by coniraC