Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-04-20

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G. CRAmER
sergeant Signal Corps. U. 5. A.
NEWS ca ssSk kENTs. /
Pubic spirited pecpi,-t,aftenders.
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The lilies are rsa:iy f's:'r,ng openings.
ESaLA D is :'looklng .,nt Tor Number One"
WASHINGTON is now u dali as awomaa's pca-
knife /
THE game law does ut p,otect the dynamite
fe,,ds, i
A BOSTON girl sarks IKE dog and crows like
. rooster. |
A BOY Of Is runs d paying cigar factory in
Utica, II. Y.
P.R1s ~nrgeons now maze dinples at one ma
Toleop each.
IT used to be said "Cotton is King" Is it
"Pe1LAD g1pH1A ice cream" mears ice cresm
without eeg..
A CHINESE lawyer has auns out his shingle in !
Colusa County, Cal. I
THEODORE I1LToN's tia,r ia becoming gray,
and ne wears it long like b. echer.
!, Ma. WATrEHsoN thinks til 1t the president has
gone to FiHlda for q cha,ge Of pie.
Ex GOVERNOR BURBANK If Dakota is now in
the secret service Ol the gov rnment,
AssAFoErIDA is now On tie free list, there be-
ing 10 American cheese that can compete with
CHICAGO, has q sk Teton in her city Affairs. |
Her paupcr dead are being sold to medical COL
ieges' !
In Paris men wear brAc lets. A famous Boy |
wears Qua of diamonds that is valued at !
$20u,00 /
- A FLORIDA a'ligatorist has raised 1900 for
sale ana shipment to various parts of the
country.
TuS pastor Of a Met.oiiSt churoh in 70 mixers
N. Y, recently received a lady 100 years old on
probation.
A RECENT writer declares that "the real curse
Of this country is not whisky or politics, but
dynpep,ia.'
A JURY composed OF ciergymen will try q
liquor case at Grand Rapids. Mich. the defend
ant agrssing.
THa M=xicln gov ruuleut denies the reports
that Unifei States Americans cannot acquire
lard in M:xico
A STRIKE Of co.ored wasnerwomen in South !
Caroiin. IS said to be rising Of these women
in their Dl,aE-mite.
A Mormon missionary .msd Joseph emith is
proseiysiug c 'nverts in and around Racine, xis.,
by means Of rtvlvAls.
If the president returns Washington with
red nos it n,ust not be attributed tothe "bait,"
but to tAe hot Fiorlna sun.
REMEsYI.has found la-year-old girl in Texas
whom he pronounced the greatest vioIinist i
Am. .lic;s has ever irUduc:d.
A PH1LAD ELPHiA j.tass asserts that divorce
can be ubtain"d easily in Pennsy yivania
than IN any other state in tn. uni0n. !
The New York Journal i-arns that the Chi
cage w,m=n have organized fire company.
They Call IL Baibrigs san nose, No 9.
". G.. C;.up. tce we'll known circus man, has
sued The Wabash railroad foe 100000 on
account OF uamaxe sustained ny IN accident.
. RASNvALONANJAKa, queen of Madagascar, is
said to speud half an hour IN hour regularly
every morning in prAye, and reading the Bibie.
IN New Orleaus ac,uru4ng to the Picsyune,
"club wiutiows are called 'dade framss.'" The
pictures arc easily .'lnashed'' without breaking
the glass.
QUEEN V1croEIA's s surname is that of Prince
Albert aod.oi t.,e house If Saxony. In pain,
everyday life sne would simply he Victoria
Wettln. "a sa.,5=.
The activty of f. gland in suppressing dyna-
miters reminds the Bridge lort Standard If =
man WHO ;aas overturned beehive and can't
run away.
Two Frenchmen, wuom Ben Butler arrested
for se!iiug oiothing to the confederates at New
Orleans, have obtained Sl4,OG0 damages of the
governments.
S GovERNOR CRIrTENpEN, Ut Missouri, is said I
to be We s. gair, and a. he is noted for his USE of
the pardon.ny power perhaps hs will pardon
this silgut remark.
AS IT is aonouncad tnat Bob Ingersoll and
his family a,e going to Earope this season, it is
apparent that the star route trial will adjourn
for summer vRcatlen.
a n;Ass meeting WAS held at Deadwood yester-
day to take measures Looking to the representa-
ton of Lswrenc county in the convention at
Huron, il June, for the purpose Of holding ,
/. constitutional convention.
"A YOUNG lady at Paris, Illinois, is exciting
such wonder and curiosity by her tranoe-iks
sleep, in which she claims she visits heaven.
CHI: ago Dei,Die are naturally anxious to akcer-