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= WELSH JAwBREAKING WoRDs.-
Welsh names are proverbially of the
crack-iaw tendency; but perhaps the
palm may be given to the following,
which casually occurred in a CONVEX
sation between a Welsh maiden and
an English visitor in a village at the
foot of Snowdon. The visitor in
quired: What is the name of your lit
tie cottage, my dear? Welsh Girl:
Lletyllifyllyfnwy, sir. E. ": Oh.
And are your parents living? w. G.:
Yes, sir; but my father works at
Chwarel Caebraichycafn. E ":
Well, we'll. ANY brothers? W. g.:
Yes, three. sir. One at Rhosllanerch-
rugog, one at Llanenddwyncwmllan-
ddwywe, and one lives between PEN
maenmawr and Llanfairfechan. E.
v; It's growing worse, l see. How
many sisters? W. g.: Only two, sir.
One is with my aunt at Llanfairmath-
afarneithaf. E. v: My word, what
name! And the other? W. g.: Oh.
she is in service, sir, at Llanfair-
Observation-Disclosures
ertrobwllandysiliogogogoch. This
agreeable name signifying: ''Llanfair,"
St: Mary near; 'Pwll Gwyngyll,"
White Hazel Pond; "Goger," near;
"Y Chwyrn Drobwll," near the Whirl
Pool; "Dysilio," Saint; "Ogo," cavern:
"Gogo Goch," ancient hermit. t.-Lon-
don GruDhic.
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Little Harry had been told not to
bathe IN the mill-pond; but as he was
climbing over the fence back of his
house he saw other boys in bathing.
and the temptation was too much for
him. He was careful, however, to
keep his head dry, so as not to arouse
suspicion when he returned to his
mother. But she Immediately taxed
him with having dlsobeyed her.
why, Mother" said he, taking off
lis hat, 'look at my hair; it would b.,
wet if | had been in swimmln.
Yes, my son; but how comes your
shirt wrong side out?" oh! Why
faltering, then gleefully. oh: turn- uG,
ed that getting over the fence: "Oh,
you did Did you? Well, then, one
good turn deserves another" And
the walls from little Harry told that
he had been turned to a horizontal
position.
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ReSDpctahle MankillerS.

The Brewers Convention every
year publish to the world a series of
impudent, manifest, self evident false
hoods, which they know that every
body else knows to be utterly false.
They say that they resist the purpose
of the temperance people lest prohibit
ton should lead to sad increase of
drunkenness; they say that beer is a
pure, wholesome, harmless beverage,
when they know it is rotten, pois-
onous, filthy and entirely execrable
and noxious; they say 1t is conduciv-
to temperance, while they know IT
makes more hope ess and hidious
wrecks of manhood and virtue, than
any other agent of Satan.
If convention Of mechanics, tenn
perance people, doctors or dentists
were to publish manifesto of palr-
able unmistakable lies. the virtuous
press would be prompt to exhibit its
manliness by pounclng upon and eX-
posing them. But not one Of the pa
triots dares to differ in opinion upon
the sayings and doings of this ac-
cursed leprosy of beer which is spread
ing with awful rapidity in the Z. S.
and is a Thousand times more conta-
gious and destructive than the Chin
ese or Kanaka leprosy.
No such danger ever threatened
this republic before. Seven times
more dangerous than whisky, for it
catches seven times as many victims,
and is seven times more deadly in in
ducing disease, crime and depravity
and deterioration of the race. If We
were to have graduated license, and
the license for whisky should be S100,
that for beer should be $4,000. Beer
though not long in general use, has
done more than any other poison, to
people the Jail, poor house, mad hous
es and hades.-Rescue.
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THE HEADLTNE.

Is we'll remembered by the veterans
of our ''late war" but Speer's wine
has achieved wide reputation from
its efficacy in tn sick room, being
one of the most pleasing and COM
forting beverages that can be given
an invalid and at the same time is
powerful strength restorer. For sale
everywhere.
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By taking Ayers Sarsap plrilla many
a poor sufferer who submits to the
surgeons knife because of malignant
sores and scrofulous swellings, might
be saved, sound and whole. This will
purge out the corruptions which pol
lutte the blood, and by which such
complaints are originated and fed.
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MRS. DR.. WALT0N'S
PeriOdicaITe

Mother Walton has prescribed this val
liable medicine for great many years in
her private practice, and it has proved an
unfailing specific in the treatment of the
many disorders to which the female con-
stitution is subject. Mrs. DR.. w. wishes
to fully impress on the public that the
TEA is not like many nostrums put up
to ELEVATE and CURE the many
MONTHLY troubles from which all
women suffer.
Price S1O0.
For sale by G. w. Miller or mailed to
any address by
FRAZIER MEDICINE CO.,
CIeCeIdnd, Ohio.
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A LADY, who suffered from veal

ALADY, who suffered from weak
ness peculiar to her sex, in writing to
friend, said: Il tried various kidney
medicines, but only found myself
growing worse. A friend told me to
use DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
SArsaparilla. Its effect ON me was
indicated by clear and beautiful
complexion, a freedom from aches and
pains, complete removal of nervous
depression, painless regularity in hab-
its of digestion, and otherwise. [ can
not praise the remedy too highly as a
true friend to suffering womanhood
and as a strengthening medicine.
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WHOLE NO. 1891.
HIS nPINInN
AN Austin teacher overheard one

AN Austin teacher overheard one
of the larger boys in the class whis-
pering to the boy below him that the
teacher was a donkey. The teacher
did not get angry at all. He did not
seize the boy by the collar and draw
him over the desk where he could get
at him conveniently. All the teacher
did was to remark placidly: Harry, l
shall mark you deficient in natural
history, because you cannot distin-
guish me from donkey"
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IF you will let me take your stick
Of candy I'll show you how | can
swallow it and make it come out Of
my ear" The candy was delivered.
The young magician deliberately ate
it. Then for the space of two min
utes he threw himself into violent
contortions. The candy failing to ap-
pear, he said to the expectant specta-
tor, with an air of great disappoint-
ment: Il believe I've forgotten the
rest of it."
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A SCISSORS GRINDER was ringing
his bell, when young man called to
him, and asked: Say, can you shar-
pen everything?" Yes, eferytings.
Can you sharpen my wits? Your
Wits? Vhell, | guess you' haf to 60
und get new handle und back-spring
put in first. | must haf something's to
hang on py."
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EVERY one should tell his neighbor
that the best remedy for curing
coughs and colds, and the only sure
cure for consumption, is DR.. Wistar' 5
Balsam Of Wild Cherry. 1t is pleas
ant to take and very soothing and
healing in its effect.
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M G OLGA l..
Oh @ LER A!
PROF. DARBYS
PrOphylactic Fluid.
WILL PREVENT the CHOLERA.

The most powerful An
tiseptic agent which
chemistry has produced.
Its use either internally
or externally renders all it
comes in contact with
pure, sweet and clean,-
theprOduction of disease
germs ceases and the
patient recoverS.
When used on Ulcers,
ScaldS, Burns, Erupt'uls
and sores il stops all Pal =.
sweetenS the parts Ill i
promotes the rapid fOrn..-
Iion of healthy Flesh.
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"YAAs," exclaimed honest old Jo-
ham Kartoffelsalad, young beeblaS
haf got into extravagant noshunss,
Ven | vas yung | rote on plain fool
ishness gap baper. Now my poy rites
on schmall, golt-edge little schrap'
vot gost five times as much as a pig
foolishness gap, und don't give you
quarter so much room for rltln as dot
good, old-fashun foolishness gap"
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THE guard of an English railway
carriage recently refused to allow a
naturalist to carry a live hedgehog
with him. The traveller, indignant,
pulled turtle from his wallet and
said: Take this, too!" But the guard
replied, good-naturedly: "Ho, no,
sir. It's dogs you can't carry; and
dogs is dogs, cats is dogs, and edge
'ogs is dogs, but turtles is hinsects." i"
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AYERS AGUE CURE acts directly on
the liver and hillary apparatus, and
drives out the malarisl poison which
induces liver complaints and bilious
disorders. Warranted to cure, or
money refunded.
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Proposed Amendment to the
Constitution of Ohio.
Section Eighteen Of Schedule.
JOINT RESOLUTION


Proposing Amendments to the Constitution.
Be it Resolved by the General Assembly of
the State of Ohio, That, at the general election
to be held on the second Tuesday of October,
1883, there shall be submitted to The electors for
their approval or rejection two propositions to
amend the constitution OF the state, as follows:
FIRST PROPOSITION.
'sThe additional section" in and with section
eighteen en- OF OF the schedule shall M be repealed; and
1.-The general assembly shalt regulate the traf-
against evils resulting Iherefrom; and lis
power to levy taxes or assessments thereon is
tion."
SECOND PROPOSITION.
"The additional section" in and with section
eighteen of the schedule shall be repealed, and
there sha be substituted for it the following:
1.-THE manufacture of and the trafhc in 1ntoX1-
eating liquors to be used as a beverage are for,
ever prohibiten; and the gene al assem- bly shall
provide. by law for the enforcement of this pro-
proposition shall have on their ballots the words,
"Regulation and taxation of the liquor-trafffc-
Yes" and those voting in favor of the said sec
ond proposition shall have on their ballots the
words, prohibition OF intoxicating liquors
If either of the said two propositions be thus
approved by majority of the electors voting
therein proposed shall constitute separate
section Of article fifteen Of the epnstitntion
r. G RICHARDS,
President Of the Senate.
Adopted April A. 1SS3
TXIrEP STATES T OF AE91cA o. ST14n 9H4
1, James w. Newman, Secretary of State OF
the State OF Ohio, do hereby certify, that the
foregoing is true copy of Joint Resolution
adopted by the General Assembly of the State
of Ohio on the 4th day of April, A. d 1883, as
taken from the original lis filed in this office
In Testimony Whereof, have hereunto sub
scribed my name, and affi xed the great seal o.
the state OF Ohio, at Columbus the 4th day OF
Anril A d. ISs3 JAMES w. NEWMAN.
fsEALl Secretary of State
7ap6m
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the who suffer from the great evil of ntem-
peronce. They have right to do all that Is within
their power to remove evil which is destr' the
peace, happiness and prosperity of many homes.
and bringing sorrow to the hearts of many good
mothers.
Would to God many more noble hearted Christian
temperance women going forth to battle for the
right. May God stand by and strengthen those who
have gone FORTH and they assured that their
work in the Lord shall not be in vain.
Dear Christian friends let go forth to this great
and noble work in the of the God of Israeli who
VIII fight our battles for and who alone can give
us the victory. Let us put on the whole armor of
God and go forth, "having oins girt about with
truth, and having the breast-plate of righteous
ness and our feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace above all taking the shield of faith
wherewith we shall be able to quench all the fiery
darts of the wicked And take the helmet of saliva
ion, and the sword of the Spirit which is the word
of God.-
If we go forth thus equipped with the whole armor
of God, trusting in him alone, the victory shall be
onrs.
May the God of battles give the complete victory
over all evil. and his name shall have all the glory
forever and forever. Amen.
JACKSON, o., August 81, 1885,
THE best interests of humanity de-
pend on the good health of our wom-
en- folks, and yet those with brightest
intellects seem to suffer most with all
ments peculiar to female life. 1t is
well to remember that the whole fe-
male system can be built up to pro-
per state of endurance, pimp1es. sores,
swollen limbs, monthly pains, and
other indications Of female disease
made to disappear and robust health
of mind and body take the place of i'll
ness and distress, if timely use is
DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sar-
saparilla. 1t restores the blood to
perfect health, it strengthens the
muscular and nervous system. 1t
gives tone to the digestive and urina-
ry organs. 1t allays all irritation of
the mucous membrane. In word, it
is a perfect female medicine, and aids
every function of female life. No
other remedy equals it. Have your
druggist get it. Take no substitute.
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Griggs' GIycerine SaIv e
The best on earth can truly be said of
Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a sure
cure for cuts, bruises, scalds. burns,
wounds, and all other sores. Will posi-
lively cure piles, tetter and all skin erup-
tions. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Only 25 cents. For sale by
E. d. Lewis. 15febS3y
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WHITE VESTS !
Luster Coats, Linen busters.
Straw Hats, Light Weight Summer Suits,
and single garments, must be sold, at the
Mammoth Clothing House of ?. H.
Washam 6 Co.
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THE wheel of fortune turns inces-
sanity round, and who can say within
himself, shall to-day be uppermost?
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TRUE liberty consists in the privi-
lege of enjoying our own rights, not
in the destruction of the rights Of
others.
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On Thirty DAYS Trial.

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro o-Votac Belts and
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men
(young od) who afflicted with nervous debili-
ty, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health and manly
vigor. Address as -above-N. B.-No risk is incur
red thirty days trial is allowed. dec2Sy
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Prohibition and Corn.

What effect will the adoption of
the proposed Second Amendment to
the Constitution Of Ohio have upon
the prices Of grain?
Ohio produced last year, as shown
by the Statistics, page 632:
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Whisky and alcohol (page 6SO) .-.....-. 49il. .f5S
Estimating whisky at 81 per gallon
and allowing four gallons to the
bushel we find that distillers used
1926 bushels of corn, for which
they paid S613.932. Dividing this
sum by the corn produced we conclude
that had 10 whisky been made, the
price of corn would have deprecated
only eight-tenths Of one cent per
bushel.
But distillers feed neither hogs nor
cattle when they buy no corn. so that
the increased demand for pork and
beef would have resulted in an ad-
vance instead of reduction Of prices,
Again, by growing wheat instead
of barley the 6S47 acres would have
produced S69,O11 bushels, which add
ed to the actual yield would have
made 39,971,044 bushels. Dividing
S959,O11 the value of that thrown
into the market from the barley fields
by the total supposed yield, we find as
result a reduction of 2 and Is per
bushel. Now consumers probably
paid for the whisky and beer made in
Ohio. about S3O,OOO,OOO which ac-
cumulating in the pockets of whisky
and beer drinkers would enable them
to provide more. literally for. their
families and would cause the prices of
both wheat and corn to advance.
Closed saloons and increasing sobrietv
will bring decrease of crime and of
expenses incident thereto. and conse.
quently taxes will diminish.
It will be noticed that we have
omitted from our estimate the corn
used for manufacturing the whisky
and alcohol needed for medicinal, me-
ehanical and scientific purposes, al
lowed under the Amendment, also
tie beer, used for feeding stock and
for bread
Surely farmers may dismiss their
fears. and by voting "Prohibitioi,
Yes" protect their homes and State
from the ravages of the drink demon
J. F. LLOYD.
H1LLsBoRo, o, Aug. Is, 1888.
NoTE.-The above value Of whisky
and alcohol was taken from Ohio
Statistics.
The real value was about S12 000,-
900, and the quantity of corn 5000
900 bushels. On this basis the reduc-
ton of the price of corn would have
been two cents per bushel.
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Skin Diseases Cured

By DR.. Frazier's Magic Ointment
Cures as if by magic: Pimples, Black
Heads or Grubs, BlOtches, and Eruptions
on the Face, leaving the skin clear,
healthy and beautiful. Also cures Itch,
Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips, Old
Obstinate Ulcers and Sores, etc.
Sold by all druggists and mailed on
receipt of price. so cents.
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Griggs' Glycerine SaIv e

FACE all things; even adversely is
polite to mans face.
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THE tailor's goose is now believed
to be the dude
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-09-13
Ii PurIfieS the
AtnaOSDLPre.

Its exposure in n Sick
room, Cellar, Closet or
Stable purifies the Atmos-
lphere and drives away
the germs of disease and
death.
Taken internally it pur-
ifies the stomach, giving
it tone and healthy vigor.
1t is thus that it cures In
digestion and Dyspepsia.
When used as q Lotion
it destroys all Freckle and
Blotche-producing germs,
leaving the skin clear.
white and transparent as
that of a little child.
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Asiatic Cholera,

which is now devastatinl
the East and advancing on
its mission of death rapid,
ly towards our shores
Other diseases of the sam,
sort are Diph liberia. 'Ty.
phoid Fever, Scarle'
Fever, SMALLPOX. Meas,
les, Yellow Fever. Erysip.
elias. etc. All these gen.
crate contagion. Other
diseases-Fever and Ague
Malarial Fever, ETC., arise
from contagion which
comes of dampness, un.
healthy situations or un.
cleanness.
All these diseases can bt
cured only by stopping
the production of disease
germs and destrOyinl
those already produced
10th these results are ac-
complished by the use OF
Prof. Darby's preparation
of Boracic Acid and
Chlorine, known as
nARRYS
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1t destroys the
germs of Disease

1t is Il fact established
by Science that many dis
eases are introduced by
putrificatiom. which re-
produces itself and propo-
gates the disease in ever
widening circles.
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These diseases generate
contagion and fill the air
with death. Such is that
dread Terror,
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A Sure Cure for Piles

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles, has been discovered
by DR.. William, (an Indian remeoy) call
ed DR.. Williams Indian Ointment. A
single box has cured the worst chronic
cases of twenty-five years standing. No
one need suffer five minutes after apply
ing this wonderful soothing medicine.
Lotions and instruments do more harm
than good. Williams Ointment absorbs
the tumors, allays the intense itching,
particularly at night after getting warm
in bed,) acts as a poultice, gives instant
and painless relief, and is prepared only
for Piles, itching of the private parts, and
for nothing else,
For sale by all druggists and mailed ON
receipt of price. 81 90.
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Sole Proprietors, Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold by G. w. Miller. 7dec1y.
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p. r.. Lance g. Co.. Props,

Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold by G. w. Miller. 7dec1y.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-08-02

The London Times claims to have
official news Of the discovery OF q great
Nihilist plot In Russia. No doubt these
conspiracics will be discovered from day
to day, as long as Alexander the Third
declines to grant his people constitu-
tional government. Just so long as
Russia presents the infamous spectacle
Of being the only great country in the
world which has no representative form
OF government these outbreaks of the
oppressed masses are inevitable. 1t is a
curious fact that, while even Turkey
and Servia have parliaments, an empire
Of nearly ninety millions Of people is OK.
pected to be like clay in the hands Of
the potter, to accommodate dynasty
which really represents the Illicit loves
OF a number OF able but Infamous wo-
men. Though his fate may be deferred,
as long rs the Emperor Alexander tram
Piles on the spirit of the age ho may look
hourly for the fate of his father. The
existence OF such despotism in any por-
tion Of Europe is an anachronism that
Is bound to be wiped out by methods as
unusual as itself.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-08-02

by a young man Of twenty, with two years ex-
perience, situation IN retail grocery. IL re
comfy from Arizona. Address J. b. O., Herald
office. au2 1w
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-08-02
A Diamond Story.
Letter TO Boston Journal. |

Colored diamonds are supposed to be
manufactured nowadays for the unwary,
but heard of new dodge last week.
A photographer who has had considera-
BILE experience in expert detective cases
said to me. We have new use for
photograpby-the testing of precious
stones. The business began this way
One day last year diamond expert
with quite reputation in the business
was asked by n stranger to buy a re.
markably fine diamond. Eight thous
The expert tested II in every
manner known to the business
aud examined it carefully with glass
1t was magnificent stone, of superb
color and shape. He offered 81 900,
and the man took the money and went
away. A day or two after that the
stone was shown as great bargain to
some other experts. one of whom, after
examining it closely for long time,
declared that there was something very
peculiar about the way in which the
light went through the stone. fhe
owner was advised to take it to me and
have 1t tested by ray OF, sunlight sent
through camera. 1t was brought to
my studio with several other diamonds,
and whereas one diamond would allow q
beam of light to pass clear and
straight, the seven thousand dollar stone
seemed to have something in it which
stopped the beam. A powerful micro.
scope was then brought into play, and
the fine diamond was found to be two
stones Joined together with marvellous
dexterity by the aid of what is known as
Canada balsam, the material used by all
opticians in joining two lenses. Each
stone was worth 81 $50, and the loss on
the transaction was 81 800. The stones
came apart upon the application of cer-
tain chemicals.