Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-10-18
HERE and THERE.


firing is one OF its smothers. IAia,iei
phia Chronicle Herald
Longtellow ssid, sin the world q man
must be either anvil or hammer" He
was wrong, however. Lots OF men ar.
| nothing but bellows.
Lord Byron, in reference to beautiful
lady, wrote to friend, "Lady - has
been dangerously i'll, bnt now she H.
dangerously we'll again.
The Philadelphia Call which says
there's a reason for everything will please
explain how the dude happened to IN 81
the one intended for him. Il Boston Pos.
81 think the goose has the advantage
OF you" said the landlady TO an ex pert
boarder, who WAS carving Guess ho
has, mum-in age" was the quick retor,
| fashion exchange says that bustles
are coming TO the front. Yes, We noticed
that one worn by young lady yesterday
| had got away round to one side Boston
Post.
| "a boy who makes a nuisance of him
self, begins New York editor. What
a prolix writer The last six words of
the eight were quite unnecessary
| boston Post,
| 1t Is still insisted that new and origi.
nal version of the Ten Commandment,
has been discovered II it's going to b,
/ any easier to live up to uot il ont at
| once. Boston toa
The difference between honor and
discretion is that holor tells You not tn
Lit man wneu he's down, and iisore
| ton warns you to lie careful about hitting
him when he isn't down.
| 1t is said that tu4 cucumber crop
throughout the country has been sadly
nipped by the late trosts. Glad OF ii.
Now the cucumber knows hog il feel,
itself. Burlington Fee Press.
A conversation that ma did no, hear
spa, | was reading to day where 1t saw
that womsn's tongue ia her sword ~
eyes, my sou and ia t think of all tb,
nations that have been put to tue sword
We wers questioning the other day
whether it we're f,slt or wrong to bath
in the river or Sunday. when one OF tn,
par ' remarked grAveiy, 81 don't see the
harm isn't it q Day OF public washup p"
| "What are You laughing at, my dear ~
asked Mrs. Jones' OF her husband, who
was chuckling over his morning paper,
Something saT here" he replied, "bu! .
it's lstlly funny enough for two. -
Va consin State Journal.
Is difficult to imagine great noun
tai swallowed up, as during the Java
earthquake. 1t seems impossible. Blu.
an idea of n can be obtained by seeing >.
Chicago alderman At dinner paid for by
the oity.-Boston Post.
In Jspsn women do not conceal their
age, but make it known by certain STYLES
OF wearing their hair. In this country
no such rule is necessary. The age OF 4
woman can generally 10 guessed by the
amount OF hair her husband has left.
Mr.. Keel of Detroit, in writing to Csstl4
darden for wife, is careful to say "a
Red haired prison need not aplye" NJ q.
Keel may be somewhat ignorant of III
rules OF spelling, but he evidently know ;
something OF human nature,-Boston Post.
, A tsrrrd rope tied around the upper
J part of the body, says the Mamphil
AZ blanche ia cure for maariGl diseases
There may be no donbt OF the fiji 1acy Of
j the remedy, When oue end II the rope Is
I fastened To the liLb of t Tree --Au,tin,
3 Ierds, p'dtesman
, Secretary Lincoln BY the way,
Chandler, 10 yau know anything about
| ARCH pfpAtlNu Sarrttnrp ar,It
/ No. do s,n S..,stat, Ii,,n,l,,. ~, ~
4 frat thirg 4.rratary Ctansi.- Wv M, IT,
, let's send off anchor e~aaI;,i., nel
: give them mora d.tsii.a 5ira't,a,'s GU
A -,
ooup'' o. pickpookstS followed ger
euisn w. ~ '''F7 YIN view Z"
nitv 10 rsliavs b,n, of his , naa' ' ~
daplv tnr,,,5 i,,,a --' I pu,ao, ne sue
I nxVbot Mn No ~; oiloe
! oUait for mo i,r, i H.. a., So one
: JE,L'3.i,,I,.' T,,U q" '"'u nus "'her'-
/
D re h'.kapor lhn'ai!s IN haasas will
A probat be- paii i'r Inc lands surreI.
4 derei oy them ~ accordance with ths
5 stipulation OF late treaty. This will
/ give Tue gang OF puns'ers q chance to say
t w." inS a"Gn i"t ty'I,S 70 -H'Ghapoq
deli ~ 49,, - Vow I've" fo'N Co"'
r
the aathofitatlvs tone assumed by
= som- OF the Elgiish clergy ia reading IL
o service Is well knU@n. A late criticism
9 upon one ct them would take thsiI breath
away "He Reads the Commandments, ~
eaid an amused clerical brother, .'ss II bt
himself had rec nifty enacted them, and
was deter'nined to lave them enforced T.
81 an SO glad Won have REGARDED n ,
wishes and had tie msuiress to give II
a sucking" said Smithers' girl to him