The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-12-22


"A member OF a dramatic company
travelling at present through Georgia has
just killed his manager. This does very
well, but 1t might have been altogether bet
Ter ifthe manager had killed his company.
In the Hop Plaster are united Fresh Hops,
Gums and Balsams, and its power is won
deriul in curing Back Ache, Sprains,
Bruises, Neuralgia, Pam in the side or sore
ness anywhere. Thousands testify to this.
"A Welsh woman who married the next
day alter her husbands death excused her
self on the ground that there was whole
hnm in the cellar, and she was afraid that
it would spoil if she did not get some one to
help To eat IT,
-ACk ER'S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS NEVER
Fail. Sold:by Dr C T Horn, Lehighton and
L A Horn, Weissport.
Very nearly every young man under
stands how to sow his wild oats, and yet
bus not the remotest idea oftbe proper way
t,plant turnips.
ACKER's BLOOD ELIXER guaranteed;
will cure all kinds oi blood poisoning, in
hcrded or contracted. Sold by DR.. Horn,
Lehighton, and L a Horn, Weissport.
-"ln the hour of danger woman thinks
the least of herself" said Madame de stael.
True. When the thunder roars, and the
lightning flashes, and the big drops come
down, the woman who is caught out in the
storm devotes her agony to the thought
I ! q Il har hot 4 1 L..
The Good Die Young, was once an ac-
cepted poetic sentiment, but recent discov-
cries show the author Of il to be in error.
The good, for they are the wise, 1--we to a
go ID old age, and use Jadwiu's Tar Syrup
whenever troubled with colds or cough.
Fos Sale at Thomas drug store.
"A Vermont college has put in a set OF
scales on which the boarding pupils are to
be weighed monthly. The ostensible object
is to ascertain the effect of the board furn-
ished upon the system of the students, but
the latter haye sneaking suspicion that il
they show an increase of weight their
rations will be cut down or the hash made
less substantial.
-"Words fail to express my gratitude -
says Mr.. Selby Carter, of Nashville, Tenn,
''for the benefits derived from Ayers Sarsa
parIlla. Having been afflicted all my life
! with scrofulO, my system seemed saturated
with 1t. 1t came out in blotches, ulcers,
and mattery sores, all over my body" Mr.
Carter states that he was entirely cured by
Ayers Sarsaparilla, and since discontinu
ing its use, eight months ago, has had no
return of the scrofulous symptoms.
A contemporary thinks it is curious to
look down the ases of a full church and
see at the end of every pew a man. Very
seldom does woman sit at the end Of
pew. VIII? Can it be because u.e mau
insists on having the most comfu. ca bic seat
Open your eyes ana not your mouth
wnen making up your mind what kind of
cough medicine you are going to take II
you don't wish to make OPIUM eaters OF
your wives and children Stop pouring
down all kinds u: cough remedies, and use
Jadwin's Pine Tar Syrup. For sale at
Thomas drug store.
--rhe last time Katharine PARIS grave
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Is suP''''e'' 'h"' 1t nap sprung IRON an IVY
oe'y 'u"' 'ei' 'he'e "' some previous eN-
n"''aV'on'
"""o'''y' Nu -f'e'' W D. johnson
s"yS; .. :. nav" GSru brown iron biIters IN
did health nvicnrsIor." )" p0''" 'p''' p
An Enolsh aonr seller was 6,ed s,oo
for adulterotinr fonr with ol,,, =, ,he 40
| tent NJ thirty orairstot tho r,Dd ,
cal officer t.stilied that daiIv ma, Of. h,..d
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only cost yGu IS Gems tor your Svruu. IT
Ihomas sells 1t.
Neal Dow says that in more than three
iourths ol Maine the liquor traffic has been