Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-05-18

duty OF looking into his tobacco box to SOC
what time II is.
over SJ0 Americans are studying art in
faris The kind Of artists this country wants
arc 'hose who can paint window sash with.
Out daubing all over the glass.
Georgia minister has married $40 per.
cons IN Tue last twenty-five years, and he has
outlived sixty Of the number. We sholl not
90 down 10 Georgia TO get married.
Labor troubles-it does some people
there's always room at the top-of
strawberry box.
IL Is easy TO be seen that there is al WAYS
man in the honeymoon
The latest alleged triumph of photography
VIII enable any individual to produce unon
his own cuticlc an indclible likeness of anv
OBJECT in art or nature Who do you suppose
wants to go about making a blamed tintypc
gallery Of himself, when he can buy a cabi.
net oil the jersey Lily for - cents
| This Is the season when the small how dis.
coVefcth the summer residence of the festive
warbler high in the apple tree, and climbeth
| up thcrcunto, and ileth his mouth with The
trult thereof, and, descending, oatchcth his
cum IN the fork of a limb and breakc,b
the fragile robins egg. Happy is he if the
young songslcr doth not hop upon his tongue,
and make merry with his friends. The early
boy ci,cheth the fresh egg.
The taste for frogs legs is now spreading
rapidly In this country. Along with the
taste for storks and cat-tails and bulru,bes
anu OTHER swamp products.
y Philadelphia man left $40 week for
The support Of his dog. Seems to u.s. he set
The iigure pretty low, if it is good healthy
dog' with taste for mutton and pet cats.
operi boulfe Telephone call-"IIello,
th,re, ticket ofiice.' "Wel ~ 81 want
three seats in l., for Saturday night :"
A new secret society has been started in
New York under the name of "Order of the
Iron Ite." We hope restaurant keepers will
take courage, and institute an Order of the
Iron Pie"
There is u man in the Georgia mountains
VINO says that once upon a time he was chas-
ins deer, and, falling over a precipice, his
mead struck in II sharp rock so that he could
not extricate it. lie at once took out his
hunting knife. cut of his head picked up
his body and hastened home for his WIFE
who returned with him, secured the head
put 1t bsck 10 its right place, and the two
went home rtj icing. The man is almost
fitted to 20 a-fishng.
FREE PIES. PROVERBS.
The nest egg never matches.
When man go,. under, nothing floats hut
his debts
Lightning never strikes twice in the same
place. 1t doesn't need to.
The man who buys the brass watch is most
apt to wear the big fob.
The three weird sisters of the State House
Health. Lunacy and Charity. - Boston
Com. Bulletin.
ASomerville young man calls his sweet
heart rare Opportunity" because she is
worthy of being embraced. -!SomrrHie Jour
nal.
picaoc 10 au cAcclleut iuOTlCatOf, Dut VINO
ever saw creased pig that didn't squeak ,
Yonkers Statesman.
A soldier expects to face the music when
he goes into battle but when he gets in he
finds the music has gone to the rear.-Nec
orleans Picayune.
Many New Workers who changed their
places OF residence on the first of the month
have already discovered that they May day
mistake. -Lo,ceH Courier.
The Wasg, the Welsh paper Of Pitts
burg, his suspended. It's failure is owing to
IwwchlIrad mawrsw ychcsddwifcwil wchif-
reyn. Just rs we expected -Nor7IstorD
HerIM
Paris is becoming favorite summer resort
f.r the New York upper ten. Paris is
place where you can drink as much as You
please without attracting attention. -Phld-
dipAja Ners.