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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-05-09
INTEMPERANCE.

dice against the man engaged in the
manufacture of alcohol. l believe
from the time it issues from the
coiled and poisonous worm in the
distillery until it empties into the
hell of death, dishonor and crime,
that it demoralizes every body that
touches IT from its source to where
it ends. | do not believe that any
body can contemplate the subject
without becoming prejudiced against
the liquor crime.
All that we have to do is to think
of the wrecks on either bank Of the
stream of death, of the suicides, Of
the poverty, of the ignorance, of the
insanity, of the destitutiou. of the
little children Juggling at the faded
and weary breasts of weeping and
despairing wives, asking for bread;
of the talented men Of genius it has
wrecked, the men struggling with
imaginary serpents, produced by the
deviish thing: and you think Of the
jsils, of the alms houses of the asy
lums, of the poisons, upon the scat
folds upon either bank, do not wan
der that every thoughtful man is
prejudced against the stuff called
alcohol.
Intemperance cuts dewn youth in
its yigor, manhood il its strength
and age in its weakness. 1t breaks
the fathers heert, bereaves the dot
ing mother, extinguishes natural af-
fections, grasses conjugal loves, blols
out filial attachments, b!ights paren-
tai love, and brings down mourning
age,in sorrow to the grave. 1t pro,
duces weakness, not strength; sick
ness, not health; dealh, not life. 1t
makes wives widows, children Or
phans, fathers fiends, and all of them
paupers and beggars. 1t feeds rheu
matism, nurses govt, welcomes cpl
denies, invites cholera, imports pes
thence and embraces consumI ton.
1t covers the land with iGleness,
misery and crime. 1t fills cur jails.
supplies our aims houses and de-
mands our asylums. 1t engenders
controversies, fosters quarr,ls and
cherishes rio s. II is the life blood
of the gambler, the element of the
burglar, the prop of highwaymen
ard the support of the midnight in
cendiarp. 1t crowds your peniten
tiaries and furnishes victims for
your scaffolds. It countenances the
liar. respects the thief, and esteems
the blasphemers. 1t defames be
nevolence, hates love, scorns virtue
and islanders innocence. 1t incites
the father to butcher the helpless
offspring, helps the husband to mas
sacre his wife, and the child to grind
the parricidal axe. 1t burns men,
consumes women, detests life, curses
God and despises heaven. 1t sub
orns witnesses, nurses perjury, de-
files the jury box, and stains the ju
dicial ermine. 1t degrades the citi.
zen, debases the legislator, dishon-
ors the statesman, disarms the pa
sriot. 1t brings shame, not honor:
terror, not safety: despair, not hope;
misery, not happiness; and with the
malevolence of a fen6, it calmly sur,
veys its frightful desolation, and IN
satisfied with the havoc, it poisons
felicity, kills peace, ruins morals,
blights confidence, Stays reputation,
wipes out national honors, then cur
ses the world, and laughs at its ruin.
II Bob Ingersoll.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-05-09

"A LONDON paper :eils of stout
man of diftnified presence who would
walk solemnly iuto a restaurant or
bar and stop suddenly before any
of three or four people he might
happen to see. When they turned
their eyes upon him, as they nalu
rally would do, lie proceeded with
great gravity to unbutton his waist
coat. The result of this was the
disclosure of an enormous beard
some two feet in length, the lower
part of which was kept inside the
walstcoat when not required for pro.
fessional purposes. He would then,
after receiving any comments with
perfect silence, button up his waist
coat and hold out his hat. His
whole demeanor seemed to say
"This truly magnificent beard speaks
for Itself; no words Of mine can add
to its beauty, and if you haven't
sense enough to appreciate it and
drop copper in the owners hat,
words would be wasted on YOU"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-05-09

-THE Southern Pacific railway
company is trying to get possession
of the Texas Pacific land grant in
Arizona, New Mexico and California,
and claims that the grounds taken
by the attorney general in deciding
that the New Orleans Pacific is enti
tied to the backbone land grant ap
ply to this case.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-05-09

"A WIDOW of New York wants to ex-
change monument, presumably that
Of her dear, dead husband, for gold
hunting case watch and the balance in
money.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-05-09
MISCELLANEOUS.
0h,MyyBack!

n,MyBa'Ck!
That's a common express
sion and has a world Of
meaning. How much suf-
fering is summed up in it.
The singular thing about
1t is, that pain in the back
is occasioned by so many
things. May be caused by
kidney disease, liver COM
plant, consumption, cold,
rheumatism, dyspepsia, over
work, nervous debility, &c.
WnateVef the cause, Ooh
neglect it. Something is
wrong and needs prompt
attention. No medicine has
yet been discovered that
will so quickly and surely
cure such diseases as
Browns IRON B1TTERs, and
it does this by commencing
at the foundation, and maxi
ing the blood pure and rich.
Logunsport, Ind. Dec. Z, 1880.
For long time I have been
sufferer from stomach and kidney
disease. My appetite was very poor
and the very small amount did cat
disagreed with me. Twas annoyed
very much from non-retention Of
urine. l tried many remedies with
no success, until I used Browns
Iron Bitters. Since used that my
stomach does not bother me any.
My appetite is simply immense. My
kidney trouble is no more, and my
general health is such, that feel
Ike new man. After the use Of
Browns Iron Bitters for one month,
have gained twenty pounds in
weight 0. B. SARGENT.
Leading physicians and
clergymen use and recon-
mend Browns IRON BIT
TIERS. 1t has cured others
suffering as you are, and it
will cure YOU
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-05-09
m70 A WEEK MADE AT HOME BY

m70 A WEEK MADE AT HOME BY
UIZ the Industrious Best business
now before the public. Capital not need
ed We will start you. Men, women,
boys and girls wanted everywhere to work
for us. Now is the time. You can work
in spare time, or give your whole time to
the business. No other business will pay
you nearly as well. No one can fail to
make enormous pay, by engaging at once.
Costly outfit and terms free. Money made
fast, easily and honorably. Address TRUE
T. CO., Augusta, Maine.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

and the best authorities have decided that no absolute rule in regard 10 what arm a ladr shall take when walking with a gem tleman can be laid down. l. depends good deal on the gait of the girl. I have seen some shy, denure, please-dO>nOt say piano~ leg when -am around young creatures that would carry d man a,' over the sidewalk if you happen ed to walk them in front of a millinery store and had them hItchGd up on the off side"
 "rhen you think either way is allowable?" asked the young man.
 "Certainly. When did you say you were going out with this girl?'
 "Next Wednesday,"
 Well. you'll have time enough before then to have your legs dipped over"
 "Have what?"
 "Have your legs dipped over When people make candles, you know, and any of them are spoil ed, they just put them in the mould and dip them over. I guess likely you can find some candle meuld5 on the west side and improve your appearance con >id. .ra bly,"
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

"WelI, Sutton, old man, you look pale, how Are you?" "Pm sick; Pm suffering from nervous prostration and kindred troub- les" "Thats bad, know. for l have suffered from the kindred troubles myself. Have got lem now. Have an uncle in the Tex IS legislature another.in the Ohio State prison, and Pm looking for an aggravated case Of lem right soon. My sister is going to marry a ppor Methodist preacher.
 You needn't tell me anything about kindred troubles and the
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
Baltimore's Bird.

Baltimore evidently takes to mystic pageantry and its attend ant Splendors with vim equal tn that manifested in Mardl Gras abilities in New Orleans, and an enterprise never before equaled anywhere in such sort of thing. The preparations for this years festivities, which will embrace the three days from September Huh to 18th inclusive, have al ready been under way for two months or more. In the way of pageant, It would be difficult to imagine a more extensive or brilliant programme than that laid out. The number of tabIeau cars will be double that ever be- fore attempted in any single pa- rade elsewhere, and in dimen- siOus, gorgeous construction and superb finish will certainly bear off the palm of the world.
 The wonderful strides which have been made with electric light will be turned to striking advantage, as this character of | illumination will be introduced in many novel forms. The first nights display, made in honor of the arriva! of Lord Baltimore. Will be as unique as it will be magnificent. It is proposed t0 arm the military with electric 1 lights in at least ten different color>; to place the powerful eIec- tric focus light at many points; to fairly turn night into day, and in many more ways make the night d memorable one.
 The feature of this years OriOle will be the night displayr, and it has wei been termed a Summer Nights Carnival. As usual, the B. & o. is foremost in making every possible arrangement for the transportation of it's patrons, aud in nothing will there be q facility lacking to insure the ut must comfort and complete satlS- faction. Tne rates by the Balti- more x Ohio will be down, way down, and the limit on round trip tickets all the most exacting can demand. It will be well to j0t down the date in some cOnve- nient piace-September 1lth, 12th and 13lb.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
On Escorting Ladies.
"SocIety editor in?"

"SocIety editor in?"
 A rather thIn young man, with very tight pants, high collar and round cloth cap, opened the door Of the editorial rooms and pIupOunded the above question.
 "No." said the horse reporter, "the society editor isn't in. Did you want to sec him?"
 "Oh, swluily." was the reply.
 ''Is Beatrice Perkins going 10 MGkwonago for the summer again?" asked the horse r0pur- ted; "becauSe if it's anything about that We keep that in type"
 "N"; it's nothing like that"
 "Nothing about several well known society young man on the North Side are about to organize riding club is it? We've got tn tt already, too"
 1T never ride," said the young man.
 II wouldn't advise you to, unless you take along d postage stamp to make you sit quietly on the horse."
 "W hat I want 10 knOW," said the young Rlan, "iS whether, in walking with lady, a gentle man should always offer her his right arm or make it a rule to have the lady on the inside of the walk, no matter what arm she takes in accomplishing this result. We've had an awful ar yument about it over on Ashland avenue, and Cholly aud 1 nearly had {, reai serious quarrel" "
 'Who is ChGlly?"
 He's my ro ,mhate, ye know. We've been awful friends ever since he lent me his mauve-c0l0- red pants two years ago. l wouldn't for anything in the world have any trouble occur be- tween Cholly aud I, because We've been iu the threads toge- ther for nearly d year."
 "In the What?"
 "In the thrradS-in the thread department, you knOW-and we think everything in the world Ot each other. 1 hardly ever buy q lemOnate without asking ChOliy to have some of it. But We're awfully puzzled about this mat ter 1 told you about. ChOily says the gentleman should always offer the lady his right arm, bat 1 don't thing so. Pm going t. take d splendid young lady ou' for boat ride in Union Park next Wednesday evening, and that how Va came 10 talk about it."
 "Well," said the horse reporter "lhis what s!iail- Wc-dp- WIth-Uur girls business is d pretty cOmpIi- cated matter. There are good many things to be considered
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

This anecdOte is told of the late Commodore Vanderbilt At Saratoga, on one occasion. when sitting on tie piazza of a hotel, somewhat overdressed lady ap- preached and claimed his ac uuaintance. The Commodore rose and talked affthly with her, while his wife and daughter snifipd the air with sc0rn. EFa- ther," said the young lady, as the Commodore resumed his seat, ''didn't you remember that vul- gar Mrs. B. as the woman who used to sell poultry to us at home?" "Certainly," responded the old gentleman promptly, ''and l remember your mother when she used to sell root beer at five cents a glass. over in Jersey, when l went up there from Stat en island, peddling oysters out of my boat" As this homely re- ply was heard ny a group sur rounding the family, there was no further attempt at aristOcratic airs on the part Of the ladies dur ing that season.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

Over. who was wrestling with a scythe in the rank first growth.
 "No. George ain't overly stout, and reckon his picter'Il soon go along with the rest Of 'em," re- piled Mrs. Dyer, glancIng proud ly at the crayons which surroun- ded the room.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

No time should; be lost if the stomach, liver and bowels are affected, 10 adopt the sure remedy, Hostetter'e Stomach Bitters. Diseases of the organs named beget others far more serious. and de- lay is therefore hazardous. Dyspepsie, liver complaint, chills and fever, etr.! rheumatic twin4es, kidney weakness, brIng serious bodily trouble if trife1 with. Lose 10 time in using this effec- tive and safe medicine.
 For sale by all druggists and dealers gen.
 orally.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
To Mine Owners of Yuma Co.

am arranging a collection of the diff ferent ores of this county, in my office. Any specimen sent to me will be thank fully received and placed in the cabinet. Please label specimens as to probable va1Le, rame of mine and district.
 Jos. J. STEIN. County R sc2~1er
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

TRIAL BOTTLE FREE-NOTICE! -
 1 will s-nd a trial bottle of the REJU- vENAT R-suffIcient to show it's merits free of charge, 10 anyone afflicted, appIy- ing by letter, stating his symptoms snd age. Communications are all strictly confidential. my 13-tf
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

way they prOstrate a fellows her vous system. I tell you I've had 'em-had lem ad."-TeXas SIft- ings.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

E. c. Dake, 65 Merchants Exchange, is the sale agent of the SENTINEL in San Francisco. The SENTINEL can al ways be found on file in his office.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
Advertising:

Or e inch. first insertion. S2 5n Each subsequent insertion. ............1 25
 Contracts by the year or quarter at re- duced rates.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
Nine Husbands.

did not live to enjoy his good fortune, for one bright May day, ! just as a prosperous freighting season had opened, Capt. Raw : lings' mule kicked him into the ditch, and he sank beneath the muddy waters of the raging not to rise again until elevated by means of a stone derrick. Tn e widow, after proper season of mourning, was again WOOed, and attached her fortunes 10 those of Henry Ladd, whom she had em- plOyed 10 run the boat after Rawlings fatal bath. One night Ladd was brushed off the hurri- cane deck by a bridge north of the Bolivar level and the mules went into Navdre with no man at the helm. The boy, who slHm- bered as he rode, had not missed the commodore. and not until the ditch was dragged two days later was the question as to the mode of his departure settled. Mrs. Lldd shortly afterward went to western Pennsylvania to visit a relative, and while there was married to John Henderson, a cooper. The fated Jol.n made but few barrels afterwards, and in two short mouths his grave was seeded down. The relict concluded her visit and returned to her Ohio home. William Johnson Was her next candidate. He was accepted and survived for period of nine years. He was buried at Hudson, and Mrs. Johnson, undismayed by the de- cay of her previous hopes, Was united in marriage to one James Dixon, of ShaltrsviIle. He sold the canal boat, which had be- come rather ancient, and with the proceeds. and the personal estate of Johnson, bought the farm which Mrs. Dyer now culti- yates. James soon followed his predecessors and became mem- ber of the angelic choir. After following him 10 the grave, the beIeft bride made another jour ney to Pennsylvania, where she charged her name to the more euphonIous Maybury. The hap py pair moved to Indiana. Wa bash ague shook the life out of Jacob Maybury in four years, and his wife returned to Summil county in time to console John Ladd, one of her first series of hrOth hers-in-laW. for the death of his second marital venture. by marrying him herself. This, added to his grief, Was too much for John, and he remained only six weeks.
 For four years Mir. L4dd h. mented, and then. her love fol mariners returning, she became the wlte of Andrew Tiptop, wht ran on the short trade betWetn Cleveland and Bedford. Tht days of the dooIned Tipton pas. sed swiftly ny, and in the veal 1876 he went t. that bourne where tow and heel path, like. wise sluices and waste gates art unknown. fha Widow TiptOf went back to the farm and star
 ted d youths Iul artist on the roaC to aff1uence by giving him an or der for the pictures of her huS
 bands. The contract was takel at wholesale rates, and the mo
 ney for which TiptOn's boat was sold settled the bIll. Surrounded by counterfeit presentment
 from her beloved dead, the ire
 quent widow, who had neve
 been mother, waited for tht next candidate 10 come her way Dyer was blown in by a heavy storm in 1880. He was not $,
 popular as many of her fnfme
 husbands, "but," said Mrs. b.
 'I was gettin, too old to be par
 ticker and 1 took him"
 "He don't appear to be in gpo (
 health" ventured the reporter
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

TulH DHHED may be found on file at Geo. F.
 tUlO FHf C n Powell & Cos Newspaper Ad- vert3slnS Bureau GO Spruce St where advertiS!nS g contracts may be made fo~i- IN NEW NORh.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
IIl!lyg[S

HAS BEEN SOLD IN ALL TIE ' eastern States and give universal satisfaction It is highly recommended hv the Faculty in all cases of Nervousness. Weakness, Debility, Dyspepsia, lndiges- ti0n, Etc. It is DOW introduced to the public ct the Pacific Slope, indOrsed by the eminent Dr.. $. Dana Hayes, State Assayer of Massachusetts, and Dr. H. c. Louder bach, of st. Louis, Mo-, both gentlemen prominent in their profession, and "hlc" is a guarantee to all buyers of it's puIlt, and quality. I can show thousand ot ie'- ters from persons from all parts of tfe Union and Canada 10 testify to i.s merits and the benefit it has afforded as family remedy and tonic. Sold by all druggists and grocers by the case, bottle, or gail- on.
 CAUTION-NOne genuine unless ls- beled with my signature over the ceik.
 G. SIMMONDS,
 Sole Proprietor.
 SESSION, CROCKER S O., Agents for Yuma and vicinity; also Benson.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

ness, SpeI matorrhGa, Emissions, Impo' tency, Exhausted vitality, Premature De- cline and Loss of Manhood, from what ever cause produced. It enrlcbes apo purifies the Blood. strengthens the Nerves Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproductive Organs and Physical and Mental Facul- tirs. It stops any unnatural facilitating drain upon the system, preventing lnyGl- untary losses, facilitating dreams, ,semln- al losses with the urine, etc, so destruc- tive to mind and Gody. It is sUre elin- na;or of all MONEY AND BLADDER Coh- PLANTS. It contains no injurious lngre. dents. To those suffering from the evil effects of youthful indiscretiOns or excess $es, q speedy, permanent and thorough cure is GUARANTEED. Price, S2.JO per bottle, or five bottles in case, with full d. rections and advice, 5000. Sent secure from observation to any address upon re- ceipt of price, or c. O. D To be had only
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
DE CD SALFIELD.

2l6 Kearny street, San Francisco, Consultations strictly confidential, by let ter or at office, FREE. For the convert ence of patients, and in order to insure perfect secrecy, 1 have ador,tcd private address under which all packages are for Warded.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
N 0 " E q E. .
Safety Nitro Powder,

And are prepared te furnish the same to miners and mill owners in quantities to suit. This powder Is superior to tue Giant Powder being cheaper, m1re easi- ly handled and much safer. Address or ders to c. D. NJ. S S Co.,,
 Castle Dome Landing,
 Yuma County, A T.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
J.W. DoRRINCTON,
Subscriptions:

MANAGER AND GENERAL BUSINESS AGENT.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

This Great Siren. gthening Rrnie- .dy, and NERVE
 TONIC, is the re-
 suit of over 20 years of practical experience, and | CURES WITH UN- FAILING CERTAI1 |TY Nervous and Physical De bility, Seminal Weak
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
lL,Z4I1!a!il4l5N5 5I el . FURNACE l! NSl
GalGna-SilVGr and Copper Ores.

THE PACIFIC WATER JACKET l Shelters embrace many features tl.at are entirely new and of reat prac- tIcal utility, which are covered by letters patent. ,.
 N other furnaces can compare With these for durability, and in capacity Tor uninterrupted work.
 MORE THAN SIXTY
 or them are now running on the Paci- fc Coast, giving results never before obtained as regards continuous running, economy of fuel, grade and quality of bullion produced. We are prepared to demonstrate by facts the claims here made These Shelters are shipped ih complete state, requiring no brick or stone work, except that for the crucible, thus saving great expense and Of time ln construction.
 Com olete smelling plants made to order of any capacity, and with all the that experience has sug- gested as valuable in this class of ma chinery. Skilled and experienced smeliers furnished when desired to examine mines and to superlntend cons truction and running of furnaces. Estimates. given upOn aplication. SEND FOR CIRCULAR.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14

BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures paim in Man and Beast For use externally and internally.
The Arizona sentinel., 1883-07-14
Ghe 9risona Sqntinel,
Published every Saturday by the

Sentinel Publishing Company.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1883-10-12
No Trouble to Show Goods.


A stranger stepped into Moses Schaum-
berg's ready made clothing emporium, few
days ago. "Vant to see some bants-gene-
vine Scotch tweeds?" said Nose, as he rubbed
his hands and smiled, when he noticed the
stranger opening large pocket book. The
stranger took long list out of the pocket
book, and after consulting it, said: ''Let
us begin ON summer overcoats." Dot stock
of summer overgoats was so goot as vas not
in dis State pefore. l sells dose goots sheap.
makes not halaf tollar profits on dose
overgoats." The stranger allowed Moses to
show him about 40 overcoats. Then he said
he would look at shirts. Then it was hats
he seemed to want-straw hats and felt hats,
high hats and low hats. were exhibited, and
ali offered at "thirty Der cent. below cost"
but the stranger without buying anything
passed on to a shelf full of linen and flannel
underwear. Nose scattered everything off
the shelf on to the counter, and the stran-
ger made close examination of every arti-
Gle, but ordered nothing. "Mine vrient,'
said Nose, "vat you pelieve you wants? Do
you wants nodings, or do you dake me
for lunatic asylums? l shows you
all dose goots vat vas genevine, und
you nodings puy. Maby you wants some um-
brellas to look at, as you looks to have not
sense to come out of the rain already. Vot
is dot racket you got nit you, any-how?'
The stranger allowed Nose the list he held
in his hand and asked; SIS that your adver-
tisement?'' Eyes; dot vas So" "Got all
the goods described there, have you?" "All
dose goots vas genevine imported, so hellup
me graciousp "Don't you say at the bottom
of that advertisement, NO trouble to show
goods, call and examine our stock and prices
before purchasing elsewhere ?'' "Yes 1 say
dot.n "Well, always purchase elsewhere,
but. as L was waiting for the train, thought
I'd kill time by accepting your invitation to
call and examine your stock and prices. You
have not shown me your stock of linen dust
ers yet.' ''Yacobl Yabobl bring me dot
six shooter right ayayp'