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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
OBITUARY NOTES.

HARTFORD, Conn, April 1S.-Dr. George u.
HawIey age seyenty-two. for many years prominent
physcian OF this ciiy died last night He died at me
Hartford Hospital OF which bad been director from
the time IL was founded In 1894.
James OConnell, a brother OF ex-Alderman
O'Coonell and relative OF ex-Indge shandley, dioI
suddenly last night at no. 234 henry-st.
phlander Hanforl, one OF tho Old merchants OF New
York died last evening at No II West Thirty ninth
In his eghty-siIth year. lie was born In Wostport,
t,opu and came to the city while boy. obtaining
cletksh,p in West India trading house He continued
i'm business until five years ago. at No 49, s0nibsL
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DINNER or The WOOL TRADE.

A dinner was given by the wool trade OF
Yev-York at Demonoos on Tuesday night to Messrs'
Greene sebcrt and G.. c. Mahan. wool merchants VINO
are about 10 retire from the business The tables were
laid for 225: OF the welSnown firms OF the cry
were represented and guests were also present from
phia aud other cities Responses To toast were
made bv Ex-Governor Harranit Collector Robertson,
1;eorrr Focit and Others Louis i. sicbert returned
the thanks OF the retiring gentlemen To the assembly,
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DEATH OF GEORGE G. KELLOGG.

George G. kellogg, was found dead in his
bathroom st the Clarendon Hotel yesterday afternoon
He had been Out riding. and supposed tina, DO wac
taken with vertigo while In tho bath and was
drowned, ~ he iay with his face under water
Mr. Kellogg st time member OF the dry-soods
1rm now known as Tent, Weller & Co. n No 500
Broadway Il isssid that he leaves property worth
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ExAuIyATyoN OF d COLLEGE OF MUSIC.

The first annual public examination OF the
New.York College of Music was given in steinway Hall
las, night. The place was crowded, even the asles
being filed On the platform were the president Agee
non sullivan; the director. Louis Alexander ana
sheodore Thomas. Rafael JoseGy. Edmund Neupert,
Perre Douille and other members OF the faculty Mr.
Sullivan said that want felt In the institution
was scboarhips for aspiring musicians in straitened
"REMINISCENCES and aid for this purpose he appealed
10 the citizens of New-YOrk The programme was varied
and composed OF vocal and instrumental selections by
students in the college.
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4 CALL FROM COMMISSIONER FINK.

CHICAGO, April 1S.-Commissioncr Fink has
call d n meeting of general managers aud passenger
agents 10 be held IN NewYOrk on April % TO take ii
action In regard 10 tie dcrential rate agreement anu
fbe REIMBURSEMENT OF % p9ssenge. pool. Al the SAM
c tne General mana will consider tue reorganLa
tion OF the dead aud 1--we freight pools
NJ ob,y psnyood y,srs See Ffrsi and Ss.5nd PIgtt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
SAMUEL WALLIN.

Samuel Wallin, the artist, died ut his home
at No 10 Cottageplaeo Tuesday afternoon OF pero
pneumonia Mr. wan was born In London IN ISL
and wa. the son Of Samuel Wsln, once NclIkno"n as
an engrayern this CITY. IN CHILDHOOD no dispayoa pr
tsflc ability and eighteen opened store at No q
Choibsu,.st as IN ongraver ana artist where he n-
tracted the attention Of the late Frank leslie, WIN
whom no engaged himself and remained over ttiry
veor, Two years ago he opened Office OF No. z Mur
ray-st He Was bachelor, and IA, made bis nome WIN
his niece Mrs. Haley, inant years Tue IuhefAI
viii sis Mace on Friday at o'clock rom his home
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
WOMAN AS A DISTURBING ELEMENT.

To ne Editor or The Trfbune.
SIR: What was the old time fine goldr
Woman was to have no ideas Of her owns the LORDS OF
creation we're think for her. As for the pretty young
lady within kissing distance distracting ~ -
mind: After leaves college, win he not meet hef IN
the streecarr at the eoncerttn his Office or In MS
store where perhaps she Is coworkcr II ne does no'
learn in his youth that woman IL on an equality WIN
LIn and not DO his sovereign pleasure, no
viii dsco yer his mistake too late God designed woman
10 be man's companion throughout life. Isn't II con-
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TIE IRISH AND THE POLICE RETURNS.
To the EdffOr OF The Tribune.
SIR: In THE TRIBUNE of March % found
communication from one -K," who in his yesrnnSs to
defend the Irish from charges OF drunkenness aud dis
orderly conduct numerousy registered by the Police
DEPARTMENT not only that department oil being
worthy OF belief but attempts to saddle good portion
OF the oduin upon the poor benighed, and illterate
inhabitants OF Vermont Massachusetts, and Virginia
Doe, *" not know that or two swallows do not
make a sumner Neither two eases such as nc
states prove what no wishes the public 10 believe, VIZ
that large portion of those arrested for drunkenness
dsorderly conduct aud registered on the police books
"a Irish are not Irish at ALL but genuine native Aner-
cans from the provinces, who In their thirst after
and In the cxuberance OF their sprts occa-
sonaly visit the metropolis to diagnose the metropou-
elephant, and rs usual consequence oIhs up ~
one OF the police courts. 49,. - a..
Now having been connected with the metropolitan
police force FOR mber of years In the Fourth NihtL
and Nineteenth Precincts, assert without rear OF con
tdIcton that where American so far forgets ms
nh0od as to deny his country and claim Ireland as MS
hrthDacc, ut least one hundred freshmen calin Inc
limited states as their place OF nativity. have VIII
messed time and again. Mt various police courts lrsch
giving Amirica their place Of birth, ANA wheh
ssked II they mean the United States would reply,
"Yjsp one can safely al0t ninety nine OF every nun
drcd who use those aud kindred prOnunciaOns as being
,onunc sons OF the Oud sod" The statement OF " n
mpy too thin, too utterly utter for sane people 10
believe fohhhh IoIi'"''N'5
Ns,o- York, April o. 1888
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
GoyERNoR BUTLER SUSTAINED.

BosroN, April 1s.-Governor Buffers veto
OF the bill appropriang money for the expenses OF inc
various state charitable and reformatory INSTITUTION.
was sustained in the House this afternoon by 'o'e u
1913 TO 49, nthe upon the question oil passing .no
bill over the Ave Republicans voted In tue
-, a. ro,ooro,s aud one Democrat voted IN the
Affirmative two-thirds vote was required 70 pass INC
bill .- ..us--ood Cov-
ernor Buffers appointment Of John X Tarbox rs &
aucs Commissioner aad j. H. Chadwick as Bairoau Non
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
4 COMPROMISE wlrn BEMJAMIN MOVES

NEw-HAvEN, April lS.-The case Oh ne
.,vsr n a. Kus.el of the American National Life and
,rru,t Compauy against Ben)umin Noyos was settled
without trial to-day RUSSELL sued 10 recover $4,000 OF
unpaid subscriptions made by Moves to tue COMPANY
and tho claim, with interest. ainonnteu, W na Se
fendant's counsel resulted IN An entry Of Judgment
aRsrust the defendant for ~, OOO
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
OPENING OF rHE BROOKLYN BRIDGE

The Committee of the Brooklyn Bridge
trustees which to arrange for the formal opening OF
the structure, VIII probably report at thu May meeting
IN favor OF the oath OF the day OF
sng lnvitsaons to be present win TO President
anu o,her prominent National, State and city
omess. PRESIDENT Kingsley will present the bridge 70
t1s o the Two Cities and there will probably be
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Post Oacc Nsuce


Foreign malls for the week ending Aqsu Il W s''e Az ~
ofiCe IS fOilOwsi
II a for France. Germany &C. per r ~
Wieland via Plymouth, Cherbourg ana hAmparg letters
for Great britain aud olher EaLoe eoantes mus e -
.irected ,'per Wielandg at IL H. for euo,e per -
Baltic Queenstown at 1880 p m. iVr ber.uu- , -
0nnoco; At 7:SO for rruxiio End lsuat pet % h
Is Ward Jr, via New-OrteAns a. .p..o,1 IN n M
FRID Az Al 10 m. liaytl per s. Ai@ NJ ~ rs
Tor Aspnwsil south Paohc. per - Cits Oh Tar"
n m for Mndwstd Islands per -. hnleii az N.
In Tor Newfoundland aud ST. Pierre Milusiou va ~
ifax: nj 1870 D. Porto Rico direct PET - noa.'
sATiJRDAY-At a tue windwsrd ISLANDS PEI o.
Anler cad q. for Germany &C. per IS .,a,
via Southampton and lleters fof 1fst p oss
and other European countries Lius. DC anvs ss "a
Neckar' i2S0 for scotland direct p ner So
choria glasgow az 1880 2 m t,f y, lar Cuba ami
Cefmanc via Queenstown; at isv =. ~. of Of "a in for
Poruo per Newport wa ntxs,p st 10 a. u
I,elgium direct per SIS Pcnnland, VIA An'"oiP ~
Mails for Chs aud Japan per S. Oceanic wa san IL
sise close here Apiil Ill att M Per % NI,,s a.,
san Erancisco close Aprtl 70 Nj y w, Ia,
Hsstraa Newzesand sandwich and Eiji Islands ms pe
Ausfras VIA Francisco, close mere spta 80
ID. IN HEY e.s,t1 issx
.The schedule Of closing OF trsnspaciac mails "a
thu rsn,n otisn OF their unntcrrape lima a. sn
ssn Malls Tho ksst ar. slsSsichs3
francisco the dAv - sAAhnS VI s''
thence the sAne aaSs
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THE HEALTH BOARD DEPRECATES CHANGE

The Health Commissioners yesterday wrote
70 the Assembly Committee on Cities that neither OF
them could spend the time to appear before the commit
tee The letter sketched the varied duties and
bnites of the Department, and said tnat wv
Commissioners were too many for the worA " W
done and that the association with them of the Pres
idsnt o tbe Hoard of Police and the Health Ocer Oh ne
Port had always been of great advantage ana ~ or
eanIzation of the Department therefore. was earnestly
a. al
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weather prevailed. The temperature ranged between
500 and 6es the average t57a being 2ia' lower than
corresponding day last year and s' higher than
Tuesday.
ing cloudness chances of rain late In the day may
be expected to-day In this city and Vicinity.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
THE YEWP0RT MUNICIPAL ELECTION \

NEWPORT, April 1s.-The municipal election
here to-day resulted In the reelection ofMayor Robert s.
Franklin Republican by 2s1 majority, the vote stand
ing, FRANKLIN, 939; slocum, Democrat, sos.
FOR 0thsr Political Ee,cs See Fret Page.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
SHOT AND SERIOUSLY BOUNDED.

Ew-ORLEAYs, April 1s.-A special to Ihe
Times Democrat from starkyilo Miss, says d A.
Yaies, civil engineer OF tie Canton ADereson anu
an. paIr,,d os tolnv snot and serIousy wounded by
C. A. Campbell a contractor on the Same ro'a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
OBITUARY..
LORD ONEILL.
LONDON, April 1s-Lord O'Neill is dead.

William o'Nein who made Baron IN 1868 was
born March T. 1913. lie married twice. HIS his'
wife wa. daughter Of the late Robert Torron'' Judge
OF the Common Pleas Ireland. aud bis second MIC was
daughter Of TIE late Archdeacou Torrens 81 Du3in nc
w.s son OF the Rev. Edw ard Chichester ana was ~
how orders In 1888 be assumed the name % Seii va
iic OF lila patfonyaic his great grand ather me rev
hrtbr CuieLesier having married lady OF the house
q O'Neill
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THE PENNSYLVANIA LEGISLATURE.

HARRISBURG, April 1S.-The Senate TINS
afternoon passed bill making general election day
LEGAL halliday also bill preventing tho consultation Oh
compeitng pipe mes for the transportation OF OIL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
THE ACTORS FUND IN NEW ORLEANS.

NEw-ORLEANs, April 1S.-The net receipts
from the matinee performance OF the Hess Opera Com
many at the Academy OF Music to-day for the benefit OF
Inc actors fund $500 The prices OF admission
were 25 aud 50 cents.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
THE ST. JAMES HOTEL TO BE CLOSED

F. T. Walton, the lessee of the st. James
Hotel. informed bis guests last night that the mouse
would be closed next week. his lease expiring on May l.
Mr. Walton says that ne will immediately build n hotel
within block Of the st. James, which will be the nnest
IN the world.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19
NdRRIED.

Coisnte & Cos Cashmere Bouquet Toilet SOAP
novelty and exceptional strength OF It's perfume are the poeu
Tar fascinations OF this luxurious article.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19

An inebriated individual staggered from the
platform OF Lansingburg yesterday afternoon to
allow lady get aboard sudden start OF the car
threw the fair passenger into the fudded gentlemans
arms. Excuse me-" said the lady "Y oure-htc-wci-
come. maam!" was the innocent response.-lrroy
Times.
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS

TRIBUNE OFFICE. April ID a. m'-ihe mo' ''". ..,
In Tho barometer Yesterday was downward until even
Ing when the mercury began 70 rise. Clear ana i@s
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Special Notices.
II. somerYilIe. Auctoneer.
BY ORTGIEs & co.

BY oRTeIEs & co.
s.rr THIS THURSDAY AID FRIDAY EVENINGS
.T o1rn .k AZ s : 9GIqGIK; 81, AND
svS isSr T s5STFScs
gnsscay sSP Si SE.S aSS T SenyESsISa
nErH'ST ExhMPEEs OF OF rE fEhA''
MOST FAMOUS ARTISTS.
BY ., ' bBftG E5IEE!E ssrrsrs.
ALL OF WHICH f SGsf Positively BE
WITHOUT nEsn;yE ca LIMIT
TO ISIS f1SsE Is SR S5FFSRf fSSlTfff
AS IN y T$9 1 S SSS;SS THE
GOES Eis fsS g4% 5 5SSfSSss' The
SALE THIS THURSDAY and FRIDAY Rr2 AFTERNOONS
l1 aSTI a1G i F9SSITuS fIs1 AND "
BRIC.A.BRAC.
,.,, c,,,.nd,,o and ormOa nouu:sd u,a:toTs ohsnli
and Eafopsas Porcelain magaitcea Clock SIS Bsonae'
Old Dutch and Enslsh Hall clocks. Upright Piano. &C.
r. soMERvILLE Auctioneer
BY oRTGIEs 60.
on account OF the additional duty imposed
byCOpgres,On
after lime 30 next we advise customers to keep
constantly reasonable supply on hand.
John OSBORN. SON co,
AGENTS for OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the
United states and canada
Artistic Me,noriais;, - r,.r,,,,, Con,
THE NEW ENGLAND DHASlIE " ve Onn9 ~ i0"
RIA ard building work Ia Granite Dtawlhss
I fu without charge NotIsspgnsn0ss
Icited n. Y. Office L32l B way Z. W. oAsrI,.,-1.asS
American Safe Deposit Co. Duiidin2.
Fnfthave ana i2dsL
SPLENDID BACIkLOR APAHlANts: s.,. 49,.
Apply 10 UiAs. MAcliAE, 955 SiA-aye:-
Hon. Schuyler Colfaxs
GRAFTON
ARABIAN LINCOLN.
HIS LIFE AID ChAHAIiEh
MADISON AVENUE CoNGkhGArioSAL, CuO kChs
NAANA'S 4,tl,.st General L. $ GRANT, Presiding.
Tickets tity Gems
Yhe Wentworth,
NEWCASTLE y. II.
~. cuARtrs O. EMMONS. Assistant Manager, - ~
the FIFTH Avenue Hotel where ne WI, he peas NJ as,ns
lsns Of lie Wentworth, and give iul lhienalon 1919
ps nr,ss &C. will also DO pleased u cali upoA any
parties desiring information ------->
plea Piles. Piles
cu,ed without The ase knife ader or save Ia
tIent snners pain. NO cESrses unth cio'' N''ss"'
nee WINE '' d. A. A. coRKIN 8. 2ls Wet !sth.st
xeo minister Carpets have just purched 40
abot one malt and placed on sao irohi
ysrrl sHKrrARD KNAPP & Co, sixtha'e' ah1 lo'ns-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-19

,,ncture to throw away all chance OF vleoay b ny
of,.SM,rne forward southern man i"r oPe"A'
Iu1,sb nlatforn.
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trary to reason TO suppose that certain period In
mass life woman IL . disturbing oemoutt
Columbus, Ohio, April IA, 1888 H.R,
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Cured without Of the ksifo 20 sder or sac
t,sni snfcrs no paiu No cESrses unt co'' S'HsHa''
nee VINE avs Dr A. A. coRKIN 8. 2ls Wet ssthst
,cc.. xn,in,tcr Carpets have Just purchased 40
ahoy, one their value placed on sale rOn ~ - ol
-o,'I stKpPARD KNAPP < CO.. Stxthare ahi io'hs~
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Yhe wentworth,


=, o1.pr, ~ a FMNONs. Assistant Manager, IL n
M ri Ayenue Hotel where he Will he pleas I'd 10 show
tie fHs Ia Wentworth and give full Information a1nut
p nr,es &C. will also DO pleased 10 cali upoa any
,,srties ring info matlOn.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-08-10

One of those pests of society, a practical
Joker" visited caravan in an English fair,
and tried his stupid trick upon an elephant
there. He first dOled out To il one by one, some
gingerbread nuts; and, when the grateful ami
NAL was thrown off its guard, he suddenly
protfered it n large parcel wrapped in brown
paper. The unsuspiciOus creature accepted
and swallowed the lump, but Immediately be-
gan to exhibit signs of intense suffering and
snatchng up n bucket handed it to the keep
er for water. This having been given to it,
it eagerly swallowed quantities of the fluid
HAP cried the delighted joker, Il guess
those nuts were tritlc hot, old fellow"
"You had better be off, exclaimed the
keeper, "unless you wish the bucket al your
head"
The fool took the hint only just in time,
for the enraged animal, having finished the
sixth bucketful, hurled the bucket after its tor
mentor with such force that had he fingered
a moment more, his lie might have been for
feited.
The affair was not, howe .er, yet conclu-
ded. The following year the show revisited
the same town, and the foolish joker, like
men of his genus, unable to profit by eSpe-
rience, throught 10 repeat his stupid trick up
on the elephant. Het0ok two lots of nuts into
the show with him-sWeet nuts in one pocket
and hot ones in the other The elephant had
not forgotten the jest played upon him, and
therefore accepted the cakes very cautious
ly. At last the joker protlered n hot one;
but no sooner had the injured creature dis
covered its pungency than il seized hold of
its prosecutor by the coat tails, hoisted him
up by them, and held him until they gave
way, when he fell to the ground The elephant
now inspected the severed coat tails, which,
after be had discovered and eaten all the
sweet nuts, he tore into rags and flung after
their discounted owner.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-08-10
Does Farming PAY?

An impression somewhat general seems to
prevail that farming is not as profitable as
other vacations; that more money can be
earned in almost any other vocation with
less labor; hence the farmers son abandons
the farm, where he is Il success, for the uncer-
tain gains of town.
This impression, it seems to me, is very far
from the truth Take the farmers in every
State in the West most of them commenced
life poor if they have strictly adhered to le-
Ultimate farming and avoided speculation, in
most cases they are well situated, and are
far more comfortable than an equal number
of associates who chose the town. Facts sus-
tain us in the assertion that out of one hun
dred young men who leave the country for
the town or city, not more than one become
wealthy; perhaps One.enth obtain COM
potency, and nine tenths barely make a liy
ing. Out of one hundred young men who
remain on the farm, possibly not one becomes
wealthy, but more than fily per cent. have
substantial possessions and good houses,
while most of the remainder make u good
| living and rear respectable families. The
point to be impressed is that average young
men are far more likely 10 succeed on the
farm than in the town, although they may
| not actually make more money. One thing
| that has allured many from the farm is socie-
ty, and schools may be added. In these par
ticulars marked difference can be observed
within few years to the credit of the coun-
try. Farm houses and surroundings are more
beautiful :; the sons are men of culture and the
daughters are accomplished in the elegant
as well as the useful Society in the country
is no longer rude; if it lacks some of the
grace of the city, this is more than compen-
stated by solid requirements and an honest
welcome, characteristic Off high bred peo-
Pile. The turning point has undoubtedly
been passed, and the future great men of this
nation will be farmers
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-08-10
VOL. XXVIII----NO. 81.
VARIETIES.

Douglass Jerrold once said to a very
thin man Sir, you are like a pin, but
without the head or point"
"A Juryman was asked if the Judge had
charged him; Faith" said he, "the man
lectured MS II good deal, but don't believe
he meant to charge for it,"
Bridget, | really can't allow you to re-
ceivc your sweetheart in the kitchen any
longer" Bridget Thank you kindly, mum,
hut he's too bashful for the parlor"
"A fashion paper says; "Nothing but
coral necklaces can be seen upon society
bellies this season." Mercy should think
they'd get their deaths ocold.
"A fellow must SOW his wild oats, YOU
know" exclaimed the old adolescent John
ayes, replied Annie but one shouldn't
begin sowing so soon after grading"
james Smith, of North Carolina, turned
up an emerald while blowing near Green's
boro Many man has plowcd Gay in and
day out without turning mp anything more
surprising TO him than n nest of yellow Jack
cts.
"A Harrisburg man boasts that he can
split bullets on the edge of n Ratchet sixty
feet away, but we cant see what good that
would do him, He could dull up Ratchet in
ten minutes as quickly by giving it to ser
want girl to cut kindlings with.
There is hardly an adult person living
but is sometimes troubled with kidney diff
Guilty, which is the most prolific and danger
Gus cnuse of all disease. There is no sort of
need to have any form of kidney or urinary
trouble if Hop Bitters is taken occasionally.
PA, did you hear that report that rot
out last night" "What report, my son ;"
"The report of pistol" The old man was
arrested for chasing the boy with Ratchet,
but was discharged when the facts were
made known with the advice to kill him
next time.
"A farm item remarks that in fly time
cows should be kept in stalls. This is for the
convenience of the fly, increasing his oppor.
tunity of concentration and ccOnOmiZing
much valuable time that would be otherwise
consumed in chasing Il risky heifer through
n ten-acre lot.
The railroad restaurant on the G. & A.,
road nt Joliet is kept by Il veteran baker. A
sprightly young traveller compla med of one
of his pies the other day. The old man be-
came angry. Young man" he said, severe
ly. 81 made pies before you were born"
Yes responded the traveller, 81 guess this
must he one of those same pies"