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The Ethics Of n Crowd.

There is no room for extremists in a
crowd. The dude will be ground be-
tween the upper and neither milestone.
In fact those about him are likely to take
a secret pleasure in adding to his dis
comfiture. The crowd has keen eye
for sham which fares particularly i'll
when it takes the shape of personal
pretension. There must be a feeling
that you are one of us" TO secure good
favor. People do not congregate in
vast numbers to admire others, but to
have a good time themselves. They
are generally willing TO do the fair
thing, but want no putting on airs. !"
1t requires room to do that with any
degree of comfort to the operator. He
must be out of ear-shot of the remarks
which convey to him the sense of the
failure he is making 1t is a singular
fact that no amount of experience, in
herited or personal, is sufficient to dis
abuse many people of the idea that
they can create false impressions as to
their own Importance on the beholder.
For every word of admiration fiashily
dressed or visibly consequential per-
sons ELECTS, he gets a thousand con-
temptuous recognitions as an asa
fact he remains perenniaily impervious
to. The striving and projects of the
swell constantly miscarry and he knows
it not-except when he is jostled in a
crowd. He goes through the world in
a state of perpetual ignorance as to his
transparency.
The crowd is great leveler, and the
member of it who does not do his own
leveling has it done for him in q man
ner which is not at all pleasant. Large
and happy aggregations of people, like
civilization itself. are based upon the
spirit of mutual concession. The saw
age who does not know how to yield in
little things wants all out doors to live
and have his being in. And what is
the arrogant, bumptious person, how
ever civilized his exterior may be, who
has no consideration for others, but a
relic of barbarism? The kindly feel
ing which prompts the doing of a
small favor, mt some slight inconven-
fence even TO self, it is which makes the
happy crowd possible. The lubrica-
ton of good will, sympathy and small
helpfulness is the grand secret which
makes the social machinery move we'll.
Each man must allow little margin to
others, or there can be no general elias
ticity to prevent things from being
broken upon each other. He must
round off the sharp corners, or there
will be constant punctures and rasp-
ings.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
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Americans Live i'm a Hurry.

Because we are comparatively free
from those deeply-seated and debasing
forms of social corruption which have
been the ruin of past civilization, it
does not follow that we are thereby
free from those evils to which 1 have
alluded, and which, because they are
undermining their nobler energies and
destroying our equilibrium of life, are,
or ought to be, worthy of our serious
attention. Instead of keeping before
our minds the importance of mental
equipoise, and instead of remembering
that the true estimate of life consists in
harmonious adjustment of all its
parts, we simply rush madly on, think
ing in hurry, living in hurry, and
for the most part dying in hurry.
The teiti1ld lente of the Latins is al
most entirely unknown to us, and in
place of it thoughtless rush renders
us more and more
The slaves Of custom and established mode,
With pack-horse constancy TO keep the road.
Henry c. Pedder, jn The Nan
haitian.
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The Very Odd "PiOneers'' Of Dakota.

1t is not strange that the jewellers in
Dakota should be somewhat different
from common folks. Nowhere else
beneath the sun was there ever
gathered such a pioneer population.
No hickory shirts and hobnailed raw
hide boots; no log cabins and coonskin
caps; no numbering ox-wagons, full of
tow-headed brats, with a half-doZen
brindle dogs trotting along between
the wheels; no coarse home-spun and
hog-and- hominy; no toil-swollen hands
and smell of sour sweat and manure
piles; no, no. Our pioneers come in
palace-cars, reading the latest novel, or
Longfellow's rhythmical twaddle about
The Land of the Dacotahs," which
always reminded me of two-tailed
dog with tin can tied TO each. Their
costumes tell of jaunts to Newport and
tiers are up in all the mysteries of
Worth, Demorest and Butterick, and
familiar with the newest agonies in
opera arias and dance steps. All farm
work is done by machinery. The
ground is broken with sulky plows, the
sowing is done with buggy seeders, the
golden grain is harvested with self
binding reapers and threshed by steam,
while the engine feeds itself with straw
for fuel. Our Changers farm in city
tailor-made suits, with kid gloves on
their hands and diamonds blazing in
their shirt-fronts, while the dainty cam
brio handkerchief, with which they
carry on gentle flirtations with toll, give
forth the soft fragrance of new-mown
hay, wild rose or jockey club. Cor.
81 LO1ijS GlObe- Democrat
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Pleasant Romance.

Lady Sarah Cadogan, daughter of
Earl Cadogan, aged ID, was married to
the Duke of Richmond, aged Is. The
marriage was bargain to cancel a
gambling debt between their parents,
Lady Sarah being a co-heiress. The
youth, tie Lord March, was brought
from college and the little lady from
the nursery for the marriage, which
took place at the Hague. The bride
was amazed and silent, but the husband
exclaimed: Surely you are not going
to marry me to that dowdy." Then his
tutor took him off to the continent and
the bride went back to her mother
Three years later Lord March returned
from his travels, but, having such a
disagreeable recollection of his wife,
was in no hurry to join her, and went
the first evening to the theater. There
he saw a lady so beautiful that he
asked who she was. "The reigning
toast, Lady March," was the answer.
He ut once claimed her, and their life
long affection is spoken of as a romance.
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A Swedish Farmhouse.

Everything in the house rs of the
most primitive order. In the single
large room on the ground floor are
chairs made of hollow tree trunks,
tables of rough-hewn planks turn mp on
folding legs against the side Of the
room, and there are hunks in che wall
with curiously carved and painted
trimmings. Beside the rude stone fire
platform, where the smoke curls up
under an overhanging hood, stands the
well-worn chopping-block, where dur
ing the long evenings of the winter
months the farmer sits by the hour
splitting kindling~wood and whiting.
From the smoky beams overhead hang
tools. baskets, and poles draped with
great punches of folded rye bread,
about the appearance and texture of
coarse brown paper. To Tighten mp
the dull-toned interior the farmers wife
has hung her embroidered towels and
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Dyspepsia Murders sleep,

Destroys appetite, renders life miserable. Well
has it been depicted as a fiend which ceaselessly
torments its victim Though it cannot be
driven from its stronghold, the stomach, by or
binary means, it may be annihilated with Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. Weakness of the di-
gestive organs lies at the root of dyspepsia The
natural chemical solvent of the food is INSULT
GENTLY secreted by the organ whence it TAX rs it's
source, and the raw material upon which it
should act lies like lump OF lead in the stom-
ach, fermenting and causing heartburn and the
manifold fortunes from which dyspeptics suffer.
All this trouble In removed by the Bitters,
which promotes sufficient secretion of the gas
trio juice by stimu ating and strengthening the
cellular tissue of the stomach Debility, bill
iousness, fever and ague, ailments OF the urinary
the Bitters.
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The animal fluids of the body, when poorly nour'
ished become vitiated and eruptons to appear
the skin. They Objectionable from their dis
ngurement. and vary in character from constant,
uneasy sensation TO positive distress and severe
pain. Hoods Sarsaparilla corrects the arrangement
of the functions enriches the fluids, purihes the
blood and changes the diseased condition TO one Of
health and vigor.
Pimples.
HALFoRD FLYNN. of New York, had so many pimples
and blotches his face that he ashamed He tried
various remedies without effect. Hoods SarsaparilIs
purified his blood, and all blemishes disappeared.
Ringworm.
Mybrother is victim TO humor which brings ring
worms all his face. He is using Hoods Sarsapa
rilla and already is much benefited that his eyes
no longer affected. He will continue its use till he
feels fully cured.-L. T.. HOWARD, Temple, n. IL.
Rhcum.
NV little boy was SO badly afflicted with a humor
that we had TO mitten his hands 10 keep him from
rubbing the sores, which itched and discharged q
watery matter Before he had finished one bottle OF
Hoods Sarsaparilla the sores were healed.-L. j.
CLEMENT, Merchant, Warner, n. H.
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Sold by Druggists 81 six for s.. Prepared only
by G. l. HOOD < co, Apothecaries, Lowell Mass.
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The pOIar HIRE.

Far away to the north of us stretches
land white with snow during most of
;he year, where bleak winds in unob-
'tructed fury sweep over deserted
wastes; where night hangs like SOM
Ger cloud for months and months I'M
broken, and where those crystal mount
AIMS called icebergs are born. There is
The home of the polar hare. There,
where man aimlessly wanders in vain
search for food or shelter, this dainty
creature thrives.
Strangely enough, however, it some
times happens that men are overtaken
oy starvation in the midst of numbers
Of polar hares. This is because the
little creature has a popularity which
makes it difficult for the inexperienced
hunter to shoot it.
When approached, it seems to have
no fear at all, but sits up, apparently
waiting for the coming hunter. just,
however, as the probably hungry man
begins to finger the trigger of his gun,
and to eat in anticipation the savory
stew, the hare turns about and bounds
actively away to o safe distance, and,
once more rising upon its launches, sits
with provoking air of seeming uncon-
seriousness until the hunter is again
nearly within gunshot, when it once
more jumps away.
This must be tantalizing enough to a
well-fed sportsman, but how heart
breaking to the man who knows that
not only his own life, but the lives of
all his comrades as well, depends upon
the capture of the pretty creature.
Notwithstanding, however, the APP
parent impossibility of approaching
near enough to the hare to shoot it,
there is in reality very simple way to
accomplish it. This plan is practiced
by the natives, who no doubt have
learned it after many hungry failure.
1t consists in walking in circle around
the animal, gradually narrowing the
circle until within the proper distance.
Simple as this plan j., it is so effective
that, with care, the hunter may get
within fifty yards of the hare, which
seems completely bewildered by his cir
cular course.
Perhaps the sad story of the heroic
suffering and final loss of Capt. De
Long and his brave comrades might
never have had to he told, had it not
been for their probable ignorance of a
matter of no more importance than this
of how to shoot polar hare. When
they left their ship, the Jeanette, they
took with them only rifles, thinking, no
doubt, that they would fall in with only
such large game as bears, reindeer, and
wolves.
As matter of fact, such large ami
mails were very scarce, while ptarmigan,
a species of grouse, were plentiful, and
would have supplied food in abundance
to the whole brave band had there been
shotguns with which to shoot them. AS
it was, the rifles brought down but o
few of the birds, and thus, in the midst
of comparative plenty, the brave fell
lows starved.-John Il. CoryeU, IN ST.
Nicholas.
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Keep i'm the Right Place.

The world is made up of differently
shaped persens-as, for instance, round
men and square men, and half the
trouble in life is caused by the round
men getting into the square holes.
People should not be everlastingly
mixing things-the sand and the sugar,
the flies and the milk. etc. Better to
succeed as blacksmith, than to fail as
a poet; to measure ribbon well, than to
bungle in trying to be statesman
Good Health.
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Preserving Flowers.

To preserve flowers in their natural
form and color, insert the stems in wa
ter in which twenty-five grains am
monium chloride (sal ammoniac) have
been dissolved. Flowers can be pre-
served in this way for from fifteen to
thirty days. To preserve them perma-
nently for several months, dip them
into perfectly limpid gum-water, and
then allow them to drain. The gum
forms complete coating on the stems
and petals, and preserves their shape
and color long after they have become
dry
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-11-22

SINCE last October / have suffered from
acute inflammation in my nose and head-often
in the night having to get up and inhale salt
and water for relief. My eye has been, for a
week mt time, so / could not see. / have
used no end of remedies also employed a
doctor. who said it was impure blood-but l
got no help. used Ely's Cream Balm OH the
recommendation of a friend. was faithess,
but In few days was cured. My nose now
and also my eye, is well. IL is wonderful how
quick 1t helped me. Mrs. GEORGE S. JUD-
SON, Hartford, Conn. EASY 70 use. Price
80 cts.l.
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Happy Once More.

ST. LOUIS, Mo.-A Chronicle reporter
was told by Mr.. Alfred j. Papin, of this
city, that his nephew had the most obstinate
case of inhammatory rheumatism, which
baffled all kinds of treatment until st. ia
cobs Oil, the great pain conqueror, was
used. II cured the young man, and he rec
ommends it as the greatest cure for pains in
the world
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MENsMxss PEpToMzED BEEF ToSc, tn,

MENsMkS's PEPToNIZED BEEF TOXIC, the
only preparation of beef Containing its en-
tire nutritious properties 1t contains blood
making, generating and DEMONSTRATING
properties; invaluable for indigestion. dys-
pepsia, nervous prostration, and az forms
of general debility; also, in all enfeebled
conditions, whether tie result of exhaustion,
nervous prostration. over-work, or acute
disease, particularly IL resulting from pulmo-
nary complaints Caswell Hazard a Co,
proprietors, New York Sold by druggists
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uPut nm, at the CAN'T House

The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at the low price OF 81
and $3.50 per day at the Gault House, Chica-
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famcd hotel is located in the center OF the
city, only one block from the Union Depot
Elevator; all appointments first-cass.
II. w. HoYT Proprietor.
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Humor I'm the stomach.

Much of the distress and sickness attributed
10 dyspepsia and chronic diarrhea IL occa-
stoned by humor In the stomach. Several
cases, with all the characteristics OF these
complaints, have been cured by Hoods Sar-
saparilla. Wonderful cures are effected by
this medicine, which is "a specific for all Ca
tarrhs and flows OF vitiated humors. Sold by
druggists. 81 "a bottle of 100 doses.
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THOUSANDS, yes, millions, of bottles of Car
boline have been sold, and the sale still goes
on. If there were no merit in this great nat
ural hair remover do you suppose that the
people would still buy, as they continue TO do.
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COOP health is the greatest of fortunes; no
remedy has so often restored this prize TO the
suffering an Hoods Sarsaparilla Try it
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J. p. EAGER, Route agent on the TT. Wayne
branch of the l.. s. & NJ. s. railway, says:
Agent at Reading, Mich, get me two more
bottles of Warmers White Wine of Tar.
never used its equal for throat trouble.
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A COUNTRY where they have To bore for
water is healthy one-it is a well country.
Carl Petzeps Weekly.
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"BUcHU-PABA Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases. 81.
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A CHILD that wakes with Group should have
a dose of Piso Cure.
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To CURE sore throat, garglc with Piso's
Cure for Consumption. % cents.
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FARMINGToS, ILL.-Dr. NJ. T. Gamble SAYS:
II prescribe Browns Iron Bitters i'm my prac-
tice and IL gives satisfaction"
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LADIES and all sufferers from neuralgia,
hysteria, and all kindred complaints, will find
without rival Browns Iron Bitters.
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Would law against tight acing DE
inimical TO the freedom OF contracts?-BostO
Star.
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MRS. RLENA MARSHALL, of CRANKY, o. says:
"Sdmdritdn NerUine cured me OF epilepsy"
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THE Chicago girl who wears number tens,
is still able to stand considerable x-her -size.-
boston Traveller.
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MAN don't have to live long in Paris to
learn the road to Rouen.
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WELLS ROUGH ON CoRNs. "-15c. Ask for It.
Complete permanent cure Corns, warts. bunions-
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FORT STEVENSON, DAKOTA TER.-Rev.
James McCarty says: Browns Iron Bitters
cured me Of severe dyspepsia"
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have sold more White Wine of Tar Syrup
than any other Cough Remedy. 1t is the best
\
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The Peculiar Old Mystery /!

1t of the peuaries Of the odshond they
would tell what they prescribing
would do the patients good to know and that would only be graft
lying foolish curiosity In order keep patients from knowing
would write the prescriptions dog that could
read them All that sort
he takes He weak and be he
wants digest we'll Or he has troublesome wants to
put to rights So he takes Browns Iron Bts about which
mystery all This the best Of iron in the world
bnaton with gentle yet efficient toncs 1t gives strength builds up
eneebed systems enhes impoverished blood feminine
weaknesses 1t casts debility what want your druggist
has it. ee~
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WHEN giraffe wants a drink, he knows
what a long-felt want is.-Nelo Orleans Picd,-
u1le
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ONE pair of boots saved every year by
using LYONS Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
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rough ON RATs"-Clears out rats mice flies,
reaches, bed-bugs, ants. vermin, chipmunks. 15c.
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BEER was made in Egypt 400 years ID. G.
But IL didn't pyramid other nations until
some years afterward.-Iittsb uTgh Tel,Ordph.
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WHEN the man with the deep voice sings,
he is sure TO get of his bass.-Bos,on Post,
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PHILADELPHIA bankers and mer-
chants employ more than 800 private
policemen.
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AN exchange tells OF "a widow of 22."
Twenty-Five what? Husbands?-Philadelp hia
Call
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PURE blood means perfect health. Use Sd
marian NerUiHe and the result is certain, l. C.,
| heafh - 10y ~
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HUMORS.

SKINNY MKN-"Wells Health Remover" restores
health and vigor. cures dyspepsia, impotence. 81.
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THE first and last end of man is to get
boxed-frst by father, then by the under
taker.-Cdrl Prctzcrs Weekly.
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REVISED.


REVISED.
HEAR this, all We people, and give
IL ear oil we i1lUdlidS of the world,
Hop Bitters will make you we'll end to
rejoice.
3 1t shall cure all the people and put
sickness and suffering under foot.
3. Be thou not afraid when your
family is sick, or you have Bri9ht's dis
ease or Liver Complaint, for Hop Bit
ters will cure you.
4. Both low and high, rich and poor
know the value of Hop Bitters for
bilious, nervous and Rheumatic com
plants.
5. Cleanse me with Hop Bitters and
1 shall have robust and blooming
health.
6. Add disease upon disease, and let
the worst come, am safe If L use Hop
Bitters.
7. For all my life have been plagued
with sickness and sores, and not until q
year ago was cured, by Hop Bitters.
s. He that keepeth his bones from
aching from Rheumatism and Neuralgia,
with Hop Bitters, doeth wisely.
8. Though thou hast sores, pimples,
freckles, salt rheum, erysipe as, blood
poisoning, yet Hop Bitters will remote
them all.
10. What woman is there, feeble and
sick from female complaints, who de-
sireth not health, and useth Hop Bitters
and is made lCeU?
IL. Let not neglect to use Hop Bitters
bring on serious Kidney and Liver COM
plants.
II. Keep thy tongue from being furred,
thy blood pure and thy stomach from indi-
gestion by using Hop Bitters.
-. All my pains and aches and disease
60 like chat before the wind when j use
Hop Bitters.
IA. Mark the man who Wds nearly dead
and given up by the doctors, after using
Hop Bitters and becometh well.
10. Cease from worrying about nervous
ness. general debility, and urinary trouble,
for Hop Bitters will restore you.
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Or. Meredith, Dentist,
Of Cincinnati, was thought
20 be Ia the last stages of
Consumption and was In
duced By his friends 10 try
Aliens Lung balssm after
the formula Was shown
him. We have bis letter
that Il al once cured his
cough aud that he was
able 10 resume his prae-
tice.
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tJ- The best family pill mado-IIawleys Stomach an
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