The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-01-02

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tleman OF lady, what Mrs. -
insiden maine Was! Wny, her maiden
aim WIS TO get married, OF course,
exclaimed The lady.
Mnirimony, said modern Bene- T,
di' the other day, produces remark
able revolutions. Here am !, for in.
stance, in ten short months changed |.
from signing lovcrlV "a loving sire
Ons Of the frat duiios OF com.
muaity,l says Mayor Asnus, OF Gin
cinnatl, in an interview, ia IL project
lie youth. Protect the boys first, and
they Will project the girls. 1asg A
That son OF yours 10 a promising
young man, sail gentleman tJai
neighbour, llei beiterlhnn promi,-
ing Young man-ho's = pay ing one,
responded the neighbour,
A gentleman lately wrote to DUN.
frlesshirc laird OF tho old schoul, ,e-
qnesliiig leave 10 shoot, aud course
over n portion OF ihs estate. Tie
laird replied that 10 was sorry lie
could not allow any cursing or shoot
ing Oh his property.
Have You any means OF support Z
askei the Judge, any tra or bust.
ne.. Yea your llJnor;I follow car
peDler's work, sai1 the tramp. You
j1Ilow II, perhaps, but do you ever
cAlshup 70 it3 returned his .uonor.
As the Uaier Sheriff OF the Crlmi-
nal Court was rapping. TO SECURE tho
sllsnce OF two men who ,wcre talking,
ohe oil them rose and said TO the
Judge, Nay itplease Your Honor, it.
10; impossible tor gentlemen TO cpn
verse ifthat inau Is allowed to make
snoise, aneflort OF immdencc thai
brought down tia house. Ud4 40
A solicitor, who was remarkable
for. the length and Sharpness His
nose, once told u lady thai ii she did
: mol immediately settie matter IN
dispute hcwould yfie a bin agniusf
8 llsr. * Indeed, sir, said The ihdy, There
Is no necessity fur You to Il Q your
bill, tor | aursure itsis sharp gpuougb
already. .r,
Long ago cerisin proprietor III
:, tho eoAnti Of Rutland became VERY
intimate with 5,he Duke of A -.
Q.e day, in the plenitnde f-bis
friendship, she,ysaii to him. How
Wish your eHiHes We're h'inY county!
EpQn which tbe Duke replied, I'm
'tliius.ng, il they were, there would
be no room Tor ours, s~g "a
When Maurice sIargaret WINS tried
j., a,E,linbnrp,f for se,lition,G J.ord .J,e.
lice Geek Braxiiril. who AWAY,
,alsed broad Seoih upon the bench
sal',''He W oiiy counsel 'han NO
y ~ s1u Wans 10 nae one sppo,hli'
I wv | "i''. want an interpreter 40
- ptaNs uls u'uerS.ano whe. our Loru
Antp says re s''e
English jurles are sometimes liable
! To nuke a bull as weil as their Irish
brothers. On u recent trial, where d
raiIway porter wac Charged Will,
stealing a salmon which had ,lruppe
a,pun,the platform from n parcel, ia,
jury orough. ID verdict lhat hr dic
s,fal II, ou. 'ook ~ WIN 'he hieh'loi
Vi Aihki"g IL MS o"n properly
s.sA A country farmer told a trirnd o
his who had come IRON the town TO,
II few days shooiipY, tnatlIc olre hnf
so excellent u gun that il went of
Immediately upon thief coming int,
? 1.-THE bouse, although not cl,srge,l
tIIow Tho deuce lis SlIAt? said hi
friend. WHY, replied The farmer, LIE
cause the thief carried it or: nr,,
what was worse, before | had; tine 4,
charge him with it. t'-tD q ElAA
,,9nt
pniiahuropic oid 1Wst Ene'
away with cbi,nuevsswcep, sugucsi
that there was 4 mode of cleaning
chimney Inv nllowinu goose IN All
lar dawn II. When il was in,lic,p,
To The OH lady that perhnvs lin
would be cruel 10 lilo goose She said
sgs-- SHOULD mol like ID Se crn,I 10 m
goose: but II you wore TO nut
connie a of dncls down .nerbans
would do "a, VOL. I CO ~
80, /,
49,. lne Noihan ooldier-A hoihal
susiier WAS ihvolved III lawsuit
aliu pesseu Ahshs'as 10 uelehu ~
Sisi''is. ING Emperor ordered one
nis couruers 70 accompany Tue So
Aspicr.iso tne Jhuge.. Inc man wa
Courageous enough 10 say 10 Angus
las-Slr, Una. was not Tue way nc'
eo Wneh you were " danger al Ia
oat'io oi Actiuui. iouShtior W
myself! AND WIN this he Shove
~ MOUNDS no mad received tber'
his reproach 80 affected INC Empel
+ ef hat ne visited NE Cour, OF Jus'lt
hlfasOlt IN order 10 epeaE IN the so