The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-04-19
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Muslrsses are iaihe haldi % Starring
sorse noiss. l,ai they al sF.aa veil Of
sreeaiscls
III lbsfe i etm iams IL mas LIE
whea H. i lsmpi4J 10 I've u 10 when The
assessat Asts personal qugiioas
seuralgss~ 10 TIE sAme borne by q
ebArming esfloi iosA woot she make
sains ts.ef ieiloWs cheek ache, ihoashi
fAefe srs good lnssy dssolsie and
unomiafini'is lhipgs 80 ihia world. bat
piag lal rs spgssiorn ssraaes IA a. The
rllisaa
- chieAgo dogtof sd,ertlsss. "pnni
msssle aropsy iva consumption, That's
nsGt. Ihis eeasisn, installing o. dsl'n'
um ssn.r8s lor malaria is bad enough.
We Sever kucS what B.rasin mean,
~ s4tentsinR 'Ercaisfesis on the uebi
rope uniti NC accidentally learned that
his rape aeiaa VAS originally Chicago
sif8
a. exchange aissr;ieas WANTED,
cgfs dsaced opsralGrs on girls waste. 2
gl,s yoaug man sl,o has bot one talent
vii poN yaiease .ip tofward aud unfold
hi. iiitir uspkln
g., SaaAetstiiir. Ca, the other da' a
bseoiie 90 l.dy pflriiied the ancient pro-
fl.,pf u bookstore ~ sskins him II he
lsaI yallpr tlssrlolnmrats She wanted
lettt envelopes
The follow i8s advertisement reoenily
Appeared isa Western paper Lest
site calf, his i~o behind legs most black.
NJ ass .he calf Who brings him back
pass Hse tollas Friiz
IA Eastern merchant who never ad-
sortisei vas found lying dead on his
EQUATOR ia the store the other day. II is
lhoaghi tbe body had lain there several
days baiore being discovered
My boy, said politician to his son.
"leaa lit.le toward everything. and com
mit yoursels 10 nothing BE as rouad AS
bottle. aod just dark enough so that no
body can see what's in You.
Tho crop Of New Jersey mosquitoes
promises 10 bo very light this year. Ev-
cry advertisement we have seen thu. far
from the simmer resorts OF that state EN-
pbaiioally says "No Mosquitoes
Rev. Mr. Cook thinks there is nothing
like journey round the worl,l to tsketbe
concet out OF nan. Those who have
listened TO Mr. Cook since his return At.
fra that even that does not work IN every
case.
Jones asked bis wife "Why is q hus-
baud like Dough- He expected she was
going TO give II mp, and he would tell her
IL was because woman needs him; but
she said II was because he was bard to get
OF her hands
Old Mrs Il. came 10 town last week
on an excursion, and when she was asked
why she was in such hurry to leave she
replied 'FOh, I've got TO. You see as how
came ia on sn exertion train, and my
ticket perspires tonight"
The much talked Of laying-on.of-
hands cure is nothing remarkable. Myri-
AL. Of small boys have been cured Of in
firmitics In that way, and rarely has the
boy been found Of sufficient bottom TO
Withstand the treatment:
"A man at Columbus, Ohio owns lop
horned COW, cross-eyed dog, blind
l,ose. fisc.legged sheep. and cat with
tail like red squirrel All he needs
nov Is fat wife and an army tent TO set
urn The eide show business
We'll be may not he the smartest
fellow 10 the world" said Mrs. Bascom,
'bui can say this much for jeremiah
Deen--hc never drank glass Of liquor
and never heern him use single word
OF tobacco or proiundlty-never.
Young man" said an orator i'm.
pressiycly, 'do you want TO 60 down to a
NfhNhAiN " FAhNff hufts sItp'itu ibt
Young man, with the careless grace OF q
man who isn't accustomed to refusing. II
don't care il do Whereabouts is your
grayew
These are the days when housbolders
are seen prosling about back yards in the
early morriug, with their feet loosely At
tired In old oyershoes, looking for the 10
que, Of boots with which they encored
the shcd.ro concert ut the witching honr
OF midnight
Since the fools in Cincinnati. and
tha hotel fires 10 other places, il has been
almost impossible 10 suit hotel guest
They want rooms above high water mark.
and telog THE dre line; and finally the
hotel pfoprleton have compromised by
hilchlng ska to TO every window, 20 10
cas-, u lire or water, aguest can paddle
his oxn canoe
= A NeW York clergyman went to Boz.
ton aad visited eolorcL church. Hos
are you prospenDg7' he asked the sexton
"lings ain't 30 60 d ms dey was. boss" VAS
The reply we got new minister, an
lac ains - Fool As DC old one. Whats
the matter saith himg' "Well. boss. yen
see he's kai Of iIli,ersie- comes FROM
New lpik
lie has pail the dett Of nature. said
minister 10 mas sbo inquired ais
one 81 his parishionen Are you sure Of
ihag asked the man. "Oh yes; for
was a, ihe ianrral ''well. I'm glad 10
hear TIA, b pail IL, for lie oscd ms Seven
dollars ior barrel Of fouf 80 long the; /
bal begun 10 think he wouldn't pay niiy