Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-08-24

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Local Breriftes.
Peaches and cream il the Palstable dish.
uways say a good word fOr your own
town.
wash day is now called the hate-lh day
Of the week.
Gods noblest work-An honest man who
PAYS the printer.
Bill collectors and sins will surely find you
cut
D,msel.. ike lemons, weaken on the
squeeze.
A political clark horse is quite often
dun"
Profanity dent have half as much effect
On mule as a club.
why shouldnta baby carriage be called
cry-cycle2
Fashion has decrecd that the horrible
bangs must 60.
White stockings are now worn only by
brides and bridesmaids.
Eat good sound fruit and matured vegeta-
bles Less meats will thus suffice.
Though insolence seldom wiuks, it often
gets its eye shut up.
Judge Black, the greatest Juris; of the age
is dead.
Summer is not yet gone, the heat was in-
tense Monday
Mr. John " Albrittain has begun pulling
fodder
The farmers are busy ploughlng, preparing
to put in large crops of wheat.
Mr. 7, r. Farrall mas purchased 1000 BUSH
els Of wheat on speculation. this season.
Mr. W, b. Wood has purchased the pot
,erville Farm, " from Dr.. Maddox of Louisiana
The canIery commenced operations We'd
nesday A considerable quantity OF tomatoes
and corn was canned.
The Bryantown Tournament was grand
success 500 was realized. O.mie, why
wasn't I there2
A party Of young folks left here Tuesday
for a trip to Luray Cave, aud returned Thurs.
day much pleased with their trip.
Reads Grand DHtcbess Cologne is the
sweetest perfumery in America aud YOU II
find the most lasting, it sells for % cents per
bottle and is kept at Howard Bros, Cox's
Station. ap 20-lm
Venus now rises before daylight-so saws
the almanac. Old Sol then gets up to make
the fire fer breakfast.
The most cooling and healthful drink for
tins season, is cold tea favored with lime
juice. Some people prefer a stick in it.
Girls who are able to support husbands
should note the fact that next year will be
'ieap year"
4 heartless exchange wants to know how
many sweet girls graduates can make loaf
Of bread as lightas their essays.
Don't talk to your girl about the weather
when it's hot-say about % in the shade.
Try ice-cream The girls don't chill so easy.
Reads three minnie head lche and neural
gia cure Is almost monarch for the headache
neuralgia, rheumatism or any acute pain
made by W II Read, Baltimore & Light
SIS, Baltimore, Md, prapretorS Of Reau's
Grand Duchess Cologne. ap colin
Instead of "In God we trust" "what shall
we do to be s,yed?' is suggested as a motto for
the trade dollar.
To extract blood from turnps or scurbstoue
is quite as easy thing as 10 manufacture
five columns of local news from nothing.
Tuesday was a dull day ia Port Tobacco
Almost as dun as La Plata on II Sabbath AT
ternoon.
The FISH fry at Chapel Point Saturday was
an enjoyable aft, ir, if there be pleasure in
hunger and no fish.
Newspapers are telling gentlemen chow to
take girls arm Girls are IN no need Of
ntruction as TO chow to take gentemans
hand"
Misses Ellen and Mary Chapm the aftrl-
tive daughters Of Marshall Chapman Esq.
left the County ON Thursday morning for a
visit to their Uncle, Dr. Charles W. Stockett
Of Baltimore.
\ Wonderful discovcry-G three
minute headache and neuralgia cure is the
wonder of the 10Th century as hundreds upon
hundreds of our best citizens have beer cured
in two minutes of intense neuralgia and sick
headache, after using eve ythinS they could
hear Of and trying all the doctors in vain
Reads three minute headache cure sells for
% cents and is kept at our friend, Howard
Brothers. april 20-lm