Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-01-09
Hoir Hlth Ms Own Petard.

Mr.. Henry Teneyck White, the an'
thor Of the Gwendolyn Mahaay 70.
names in the Chicago Tribune, and
formerly sporting reporter on that
paper, having been married day or
two ago at Milwaukee to Fannie
Driscoll, whose poelical illusions have
swarmed ia the newspapers for few
years past, the Chicago Herald de.
scribs the wedding 10 Nj. Whites
own style, as follows
"My nose itches"
These words, lightly spoken. came
love laden from the rose red lips,
parted slightly to show the teeth
cleaning like ivory in The beauteous
mouth of Gwendolyn AIahafy, a. she
stood 10 the centre o. the spacious
drawiDg-room Of tbs old baronial
house Of her father, the Eighth Duke
of Milwaukee. IL was Gwendolyn's
marriage day. She had just been
married to the horse reporter, and the
mansion was ablaze with the youth
and beauty Of the town. In the cen
TIE Of the room stood the happy cou.
pie, surrounded by their young
friends, who showored their congratu
latons in upon them. Gwendolyn
looked proudly happy by the side Of
her husband ~ the sun Of the bright
December day shone through the
huge antique window and broke upon
her golden hair ia thousand ripples.
Her dress was a marvel of dead white
Ottoman silk and rose-point duchess
lace. The court train was finished
with full Russian rnche tackled on
with pendants Of cut crystal. The
front was cut in battlements that re-
vealed plaitings Of satin encrusted
with crystal and tinsel. The tableiert
was draped with forty finch hounce
caught upon the left side with an i'm
mense barb Of brilliants. The bodice
was concealed by zouave jacket
one mass Of glittering crystal. This
was fastened over the low conage with
cluFter Of diamonds, beneath which
was large loose bouquet Of Baroness
de Roihschlld roses. Undressed kid
gloves enoased hands and arms, and
fastened TO the shoulder with semi
circle Of gems. She wore a demi'
veil which covered her face, and car.
ried on her arm reticule in the form
of shield wrought in orchids while
her hands we're engaged with fancy
iligree smelling bottle and fan,
marvel of lace and Ceylon pearls,
One by one the guests paid their res
poets and departed, last among then
being Beryl McMurtry and Aristide'
Mulcahey, the bridesmaid and besI
man. At length lhe bride and groom
were left alone, and, when he had en-
circled her waist with his arm he
paused, and asked in tones choked
with emotion
Would you do any thug | should
ask Of you, lover
She did not answer at first but sud
denly nestled herself against his grea'
manly breast, aud murmured softly:
why, darling, you know | would
What isil 2 fTrn %.
After a moment OF agonized hesita
ton he leaned over her, his face be
trayipg his firm resolve and his lip'
almost touching her beautiful hair as
he Kissed into her ear the balefu
words
Promise 20 write no more poetry
Without raising her head, the beau
tiful girl slipped limp and senseles'
from his arms aud fell on the floor
with a duh, sicksning thud. a'
81 have knocked her out in foul
rounds, he sail aud began rolling a
cigarette.
"Yas, sab, Use obnosdecates d
mos Ongreeable winter dat de oldes
inhabitant can dismember,' remark
ed a Virginia gentleman of recon
struc,ed privileges in front of the Ma
tional Hotet the other day. a
"WhY SOP" querried an intereste'
bys.spder IoI -rnI
"Well, sab, boss, de fact am, whel
de chicken he roost in de cedar tire
on do souf side Of de big house, clos
to do front winder, yer can bet ye
bottom dollar ders gwine to be a har'
winter. Dat am fact, shOah. ,
Dalton Argus.
Tom Thumb and his wife hay
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