Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-08-08

lineu, $500; boots and clippers, $500; gloves,
hosiery, rib5ons, iies, and other trih5p, Sl2;
lace, 5000; hair dressing aud psriumery,
5000; umbrellas and parasola, 500; tc,al,
| $1,000.
On Tie first night of Lillian Rus5el's sr-
pesrance in London seversl members of tie
family ot Mr.. Sjlomon's vile paid for ad.
mission 10 the theater-ths Gaiety-ani
hIss:d Miss Russell the moment she appeared
on the stage. The denomination, go obvi-
ously personal snd spileful, Was denounced
by the rest CT the audience 10 that part Of
The house and the performance went on.
SOME young ladies have invented rev
plan for securing husbands. "Toey 90 out
boating with thu 1lsn OF their choice, con-
trlye to Upset the boat, then grab him sud
save his life, the vic'iu generally showing
his gratitude by marrying his preserver" 1t
is novel scheme-ior young ladies who can
swim; tut the probabilities are that a few
years after marriage the man will regret that
his life was saved.
NINE HURTRELLE, lady Of position in
Paris, has been arrested for drunkenness.
In defense SIZE stated that size read that TIE
surest way Of pressTving furs from The raw
ages oil moths was to stow them away 10 an
empty spirit cask. Ste accordingly pur-
chased one and co 6ied to it her cloak. The
weather becoming chilly, she required the
garment, and the alcoholic fnm5s produced
intoxication. She was acquitted.
"DEAE mew exclaimed a city girl who
visited dairy for the fret time, what queer
looking staff this itl II looks lust like vel.
low paint. What is it?" "Why, tbaPs cream
on top of ihe milk, sia," said the dairymap,
ia that so?" she zsked in as opishmept
"Why, the cream l use always comes in boxes
and has label, go we can tell what it is."
The farmer sat right down on the stone floor
and tauned himself with milk pan.
AT a morning C, n;ert given recf nlly at
one OF the seaside hotels, the noisy conversa-
ton Of the ladies was hissed down by Wig
oTous and indtfaUgsbls lover Of music. TIE
same thing occurred on q second occasion,
when one If he supprt ssed party pluckine
up spirit, was heard TO inquire loudly for
the cate. She hated cats and could not abide
iheir presence, and the vigorous hisser, wuo
for love ef art and the public good has thus
sacrificed herself, only gained thereby the
unenviaole snd eternal cogco men Ct "The
Cat"
SHE leaned her head upon his shoulder
and saiJ, in her most insinuating touee,
"Chsrley, dear, Pve heard 30 much about
dudes waot you TO get me one" Charley
smiled al her Innocence, hut resolved TO hu-
NOR il. "Would you prefer French duds?'
he asked. II think nlt," she answered,
equirmiDg coyly. "How would G.rmsn
dude suiI?" 81 don't think it would suit at
all; l doD't understand German" "Well,
what shall it be, then?" It was her turn to
emile as she said, with an arch look: ga
Yankee dude'll do"
THE ladies have bsen discussing the differ
ent forms Of dress trimming, and the ques-
lion finally turns upon plated skirts. They
finally appeal to Fogg, who is present. "Mr.
Fogg," says the spokes woman, "what do you
think of plated skirta? Are they pretty or
not" Fosg-"That, suppose, ladies, is
matter OF opinion; but there can be no doubt
that they are very becoming when they har-
moniz3 with the wearer." Chorus of ladies'
Becoming when they harmonizo wi h the
wearerr Fogg-' Yes, plated akirts har-
monizs beautifully with plated faces" La
dies smile, but wonder why they were such
fools as TO ask him anything about it.