The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-11-10
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
How a Body of Politicians Were
Revived and Discovered
Something Nalua-
BILE.

The Tammany excursion to the late
State Convention at Buffalo were sur
prised on their return trip last Friday,
by the introduction into their midst of
two attractive looking cases marked in
bold, running hand, "Tipecanoe. This
laconic inscription somewhat troubled
the placid breasts of the leading district
leaders, who were on the alert to capture
the scalps of tagging County delegates,
in retaliation for their appropriating
Tammany's thunder.
AS the train steamed out of the Roches-
ter depot, young man gently touched
the shoulder of Hon. John Kelly, and
gesticulated in the direction of the cases
aforesaid. Mr.. Kelly at once took in the
situation, and, linking the arm of the
young man, went forth to investigate the
secret of the mysterious boxes.
"Tippecanoe" exclaimed the we'll
known leader, "why, l knew him and
Tyler, too"
Yes" calculated delegate Plunkett,
1--WE were bosom friends Tip was good
old soul, and SO was Tyler, too"
These bursts of extempore wit had the
effect of bringing the different delegates
to their feet, and one and all let loose
their lnnd of pungency upon the Tip
pecanoe'' cases,
Lets open them?" suggested a dele
gate; and in the space of 81 and one half
! seconds the contents of the cases were
undergoing litical analysis, when it was
found that "Tippecanoe" was a prepare
ton far superior to any bitters now, or
ever known to the public. AS the dele
gates slaked their assmilatea thirsts,
they one and all praised 'Tippecanoe"
and Tyler, too, while complimentary re-
marks were made by such adopts as the
Hon. John Kelly, George W. Plunkett,
William II. Hullihan, Senator Treanor
and many others. 1t was generally con-
ceded that .Tippecanoe" had the effect
of infusing new life and energy i'll the
ranks of the assembled warriors and
clearing their intcllects after the very
severe physical and mental strain Incl
dent to the convention, SO that while it
was considered at first simply palata-
BILE drink, it proved to be "a preparation
which not only refreshed, but was un-
questionably the best remedy known for
dyspepsia, NAL assimilation of food,
stomach disorders general functional de.
rangements, constipation, tired feelings,
malaria, blood disorders skin eruptions,
loss of energy, feeble appetite, bilious
headache, etc. The combination of a de-
licious drink, with wonderfully efficient
remedy is as gratifying as it is rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
the new preparation which is being in
troduced to the public, and is certain to
supercede all ''bitters,' is taken from
the New York Standard of recent is
sue. "Tippecanoe" is prepared by Mr..
Ii. Ii. Warner, of Rochester, N. Y, who
is known to every man, woman and child
in tho land as proprietor of Warmers
Safe Cure, better known as Warmers
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. In addi-
ton also to "Tippecanoa." Mr.. Warner
is just introducing a Safe Rheumatic
Cure which he personally guarantees to
cure ninety i've per cent. of all rheumatic
affections. The popularity of the Safe
Cure, together with the high personal
standing of Mr.. Warner, make this the
most complete and responsible guaran-
tee possible. The peculiar name of Tip
pecanoe,' is, as we learn, adopted to
prevent the fraudulent limitations which
Away follow meritorious articles. It's
principal ingredients We're used by the
Harrison family in those eMly days and
become famous for efficiency at that
time. The terrible revelations made by
modern health statistics Indicate that
something must be done to check the
ravages of disease and stop untimely
deaths. Thousands of persons are dying
annually from no other cause than
thoughtless neglect. The slight symp-
toms of uneasiness, headaches, constpa.
ton, stomach arrangements, ma-assimila-
ton of food and other similar troubles
are often considered of too little import
ance to require attention or treatment.
They are therefore permitted to continue
until the health is broken, the constitu-
ton wrecked and the life exhausted
when by a timely use of the right remed ,
health might he secured and life pro-
longed,
sit Was Only an Accident"
A fish-hook in your flesh, a scissors blade