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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-10-11

S0-rLktN TALE PROM pR. swATrR-Go Whom
II stay Concern: itching Piles IS ono OF, tho
mUst annoying complaints known to physi.
clans. Every ono can tell whether he IL thus
afflicted by observing the following syrvp-
toms Intense itching, particularly after get-
ting warm. IL seems IA II pin worms were
crawling IN or about the rcctum. Small Jumps
sometimes form. Tho private parts are often
affected. Tho more you scratch the worse the
itching. knowing thHt my ointment Is super.
Tor tO any article In the market, guarantee II
70 cure the worst Cls0 OF itching plc9 in exist
ence.
TSIgnedI 'u.SWAYEE, n. -.
pr. Swayno's Ointment 81 also pleasant and
Directive euro tor letter. itch, snlt rhoun. cry
sipclas, barborJ itch, pimplos, and all scaly
crusty itchy skin crupuons. sold By all
prominent druggists, or will Bc sent Tor ID cts
TN Be-. stamps). . boxes, sI.2h. Address, Dr.
Swaync son. PhilAdclphIa,.
ocIli-lydTu. Th&S&w
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iieInONAl.

DR.. }. Il. Shirk has removed his oHicc from
No, 3Je North Queen street to the Oillco formerly
occupied by Dr. NJ, l.. Herr, No. las South
Queen street,
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

Even ii Louisiana the question would
be yariously answered. The title did
not. here, first belong 10 the descend
ants Of Spanish. but Of French settlers.
Hut sucn a meaning implied q certain
excellence Of origin. and 80 came early
% include any native. Of French or
Spanish descent BY either parent, whose
non alliance with the slave race entitled
him to social rank. Later. the term
was adopted by-not conceded to-the
natives Of mixed blood. and is still 80
used among themselves. AT length the
spirit OF saw the money
value OF 20 honored q title. and broad
cncd its meaning 10 take in ans creature
or thing Of variety OF manufacture pc
culiar 10 Louisiana that might become
IN Oh ect Of sale: a. Creole ponies,
chickens. cows, shoes. eggs. wagons,
baskets. ~cabbagcs. negroes, etc. Yet
the Creole proper will not share their
distinction with the worthy 'Acaiian. "
He Is . Creole only by courtesy, and ] n
The second person singular. Besides
French and Spanish. there are even. for
convenience Of speech. "colored |"
Crco'es; but there are no Italian, o.
cIcliI1u, nor any Eu3Ii>u. rcVtcu. iIisu.
or yankee" Crcoles, unless Of pa
rentagc married into. and themselves
thoroughly proselytcd in. Creole soci-
ETY.. Neither Spanish mol Amcrican
domination has taken from the Crcolcs
their French vernacular. This. also.
il part Of their title; and. in fine there
seems to be no more serviccable deiini-
ton Of the Creolcs Of Louisiana than
this: that they are the French-spcak
ing. native. ruling class.
There Il no need Of distinguish be-
tween the higher and humber grades
| Of those from whom they sprang. a
few settlers. only. were persons Of rank
and station. Many were the children
Or the caskct-girls. and many were v
such stock as society ~pronounccs lcs.
than nothing; yet. IN view of that state
Of society which the French revolution
later overturned. any present overplu'
81 honor NAV A. well fall 20 tho chill
drcn Of those who filed the prisons be
fore. as of those who filled them dur
ing that bloody convulsion.--Nr. Cable
IN Ihc Ctnfhrp.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

r-.- ----X N---
~ y never 'oo ia.e 70 meno. No..ons
since tn,s Nd maae We so9jec. ~ az
ed1tor'ai 40 tnis ~ wn.l1 ~ ~
thought tnen nal lbs nes. wv W ~
concerned va tnat Assnu< snou:ss s.as
ON On nc Prineip.e 2! t~eLoIIna',on ana
mat TINS should oe Io'.owea ~ VS.
United sts.es u. le,'m hl Y
Sivii sefsice vs. nasa,y 1870 - nope
.or NY Y I.s 49, rsn
least 4 sep ~ .n's o'.ce,,ou vs.
oisn,'ss1 ~ Ie.ens 1...I
z p . Sos.. a .:-,S
use tneiF onc'.I pos'.1rs u $3.50 L.
men wno nsse $3.50 .e PsoP.o ~.
mii,ons q eo a.S y W
emu q ius.,os' aa.sL Is $3.50 .''S
,ate = 49, " ~ :se 80 ssn ~
49, " 49, <s-. 5-.-... r..s
eu1,on " 49, amin' .:.on. \ !.
.neiess eonnsan. q = n9- !"
~ete zone 100 1870 nsseI $500
ING conlinsn's ~ vs. u 4
letter ~ NJ fEos'1sn. .sk'ns AZ s1
tcm9..ls' 49, 1y ~
ne Iew 49, " mn'cn 80 no's s,s IN
mosPne.' ~ ..sSso. rua
witn'n 3 PM uecsu ,.. WI.
~ 3ne noI = y =
c.n nsse -, ~ y $50 ~. y.
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Our Young Readers.



what shall the motives -
Throughout the present ycarf
Shall they b. for evil.
or shall they bring eood chccrf
shall the Angel Rcapcrs
Fer search fur wheat In yain7
or shall they 1nl 4 store
OF rIpened. golden srainf
shall my heart be growing
"a crop "a c<il deeds
Or carefully produce
"A harvest ~ good sccd-y
shall my hands cas labor
Because me work u harif
Or shall | with new Sieor.
Disbursements di-c1rif
shall my life bc wasted.
Aud time b. spent IN vain?
Or. constantly improve
Each moment for my gains
shall ! cultivate the thorn
And let the roses Gof
Or tarcs cast IN the firc.
That flowers sweet may grov2
With careful watch. I'm give
The tarcs and thorn< no room;
Rich xracc> from the spheres
Within my heart shall bloom.
That. when the Angel Rcapcn
Hind IN the <oi1cn grain.
They lind In me 4 harvest
A life not spent In vain
ADJ ~ Cummings. Ia Golden HUE.
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49,
We mean ~ net Sn:>.cr =
Arthur. President 81 me United ct>1cs'
n man whose fres'1cnt@i ~ oeS.n
when James ~ 11rnc'u , 'ue'-1 .nr
went out ms man "onct ~ea'
me and fashionable s~totc-cIotnsS
knows how % uin@ love- ~ t'Sn'<'
hates his enemies ana =: Known Y %
I@st friend 81 >tcpnen N. oes,se1- ~
political hummer ne long snee ~on
rousiuerapie reputation enu 49, <.sen
= lucrative pos'tion m tne rev Ao.N
Custom House - > reward ior nv
services ne was uncercmonionsi.
kiskea ou. q One y nI,;:.s s
.onn sherman. Du. ~ po."'Ss, 49,
~ not - ne ,pois ss..en !. ~
crnment. when ne un~1sI.'snus pe1,
sectiy:s maue MN e'ce,k Fss'uen.. ana
espo,Is-nuntns 1s:assln , oul'e. .a'1s
1,ni kres'nen1 4nls spo'i$ sys.em =
4ofernment nss 2 years ocen p,Hc-
cced ~ ne hcPupncan party, -
every ueP5ftmen. q me uos-
eEnmcnt. - aoomtnao'e
n&<ins maoe tne supreme Sou'. !. ~
hcpuoiic ? tninS o. eontemp. :. ~
piaceo tne topeso 81 &r''eo 'u1c'a' $500
upon notorlous fAse11s NC ,sno,Ie1
honest men NV .nle.ss. - ~ 1870 NV
me poor q ins'ease .ne we.a'n =. 80
k1cn. ana Ave- tne PeoP'o q cIeA.e :
surplus re'ense ~ y s.o1on anu
squanaered under tne senctlon 2. ia"s
cxlrcss'y enacted g q p,o.'Sas
sna p5o.ss. tn'f 81 I'm ~ 800 = ~ ~ 't ~
ver~eeims !! s'uaa waso =. W. \,
DM0MIA - IUU|KUXIIDU- 0UU UOW ~ 20L Oh
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12
rISKEY's FAIRY WISHES.


TINkEY'S FAIRY WISHES.
Iinkey iay under q -wide-spreading apple
tree, upon q bed Of half -lrl grass, that was
not yet hay. but sending OUT the most de-
Leious perfume % clover blossoms. The thick
leaves 81 the tree made 4 cool shade where
Iinkey Was lying. lie cculAtei A. 70 wheth-
cr Mrs Davidson would have ice-cream ~ the
party 20 which Iinkey ami his brothers and
sisters were invited that afternoon.
~ must be lovely 20 Be - rich a. Mrs:
Davidson thought Tinkey. laxily, -ani
might have had = much money once. II l had
only wished for IN Il ! hai another sach :
wen, what would you DO with Il Il you
Turkey sat bolt upright and stirred. That
sharp. clear voice was certainly one he had
heard before, and right in front or him. dAint-
" balanced upon the tin:est OF hay-c icks. was
the little cli-woman fairy, n her red cloak
and pointed cap
.6hF Z ssld flnkey . are you going % les
Hint n said the fairy. you don't seem to
make much out of one wish. suppose ! give
you I dozen or twenty
fr cried Iinkcy.
Yes said the little old woman. ~ am
going % see to-day how much you are 70 bc
trusted with having tour own way. 50. be-
tween now and sunset. 4 am going 70 let you
have everything you wish for. Only, remem-
U|I luis : IMu can nave Uu. one MI<H XUI one
| fhinr IA sfsEin~. hack ~on 5n5erstand
50 II YOU wish vour.c.f = goose. 4 rocsc YOU
win have 10 renal !. Gnol-byc.r
Ne should Collect b.sxsea nv, lbR1t1s oar N I sue-
80. rs test III nowerl ~ -a.L with An Air
~ command:
II wish for 4 plate Of icc-crcam.r
There i W., RICH. IL his hand, cola, white,
mater nov fs-t ~ AZ. ~ White hear npSn
the plate aid not grow any smaller: but Wien
lie hal had enonZh. anu But down the rla,c
IN tue nv. Il me til IL Y scconi-Sroon.
Plate snd cream vanishing Ike 4 lew-drop n
fhc sun.
But. While he was sim thinking III that.
the dinner-horn sounded faint ana far away.
~On dc4rtr sighed law Iinkey. II uishI
was az the table,
The wish v scarcely formed before he
feif himself lifted up AMI sh0t across the
meadow. IN a. the kitchen door, and plump
into hi- chair. with 4 wh.zxinr rap.d.tv that
took his Ircaih away. aud raised a Serious
4 doubt in his mind whether walking was not
preferable % this sort II fairy i~oconoiion.
There was 4 great confusion os voices al
through dinner. the cl.ii1rs Il hurrying through
the meal q dress Cor Nrs Daslascn's;
ey,s mrfher sa.d. 1. II vent np-,tsirs. 'anl
remember your new suit must 10 Your best
one ali SUMMER
Tinkey rushed to HE room. entirely forget
ting the fairy ard Der promise.
The new suit Z prctfg light gray. Law upon
the bed. while o. Z chair we're Ms new shoes.
Tinkey took NJ the pretty pair 81 gray rants.
II was the very nrst city-n.adc suit H. had
ever possessed. his usual dress beng the ont
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

AMU ~&MA ! T. - =" &@M
corrupt methods Of the Department Of
Justice. developed in the case. are the
natural o~utgrowth and sequence q the
supremacy and long continuance in
power Of The present Republican party.
Like the SaIary-grab law, the voting OF
Of back paw 10 members Of Congress
for past services ALREADY paid for. and
raising the salary Of the Presidents TO
fifty thousand dollars . year without
any reduction Of his p~erquisites Of Of
fee. which already exceeded seventy
fivc thousand dollars q year. like the
Credit Nobilicr frauds and bribcric<.
and their incidental ~pcrjnries; like the
River and Harbor bill swindle, and the
raising ofmoney bytaxing the salaries q
public officers Tor the purpose Of cor
rupting and controlling the elections
like these and MANY other kindtcd
practices. the Star-roufe swindles were
among the natural results OF the general
Generalization introduced into our
political affairs By > political party
coming into power IN utter disregard ct
the Constitution. and the compromises
and sacred pledges OF the public faith
upon which Il was founded.
Can the corrupt methods above 81.
luded 20 be made virtues BY covering
their perpetrators with factitious honors
and l1udat.on3 Monuments erected u
immense expense may Be made TO gilt
| Ter with high-blown inscriptions 70 cover
| over moral delinqucncies. tut the rot
ten ulcers Of political depravity = n
no. Be hidden and concealed by monu-
| roenfs ~ maintains ~ laurcl wrcafhS
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

Considerable CONSERVATION has
been created in England BY q decision
in the Queens Bench division that 3
railway-carriage Is > public place. and
hence gambling. which il not prohibit
cd in private. d = misdemcanor. Il
appears that among the thousands Of
gentlemen residing IN the suburbs the
custom Of PLAYING cards for small
stakes IL universal. and the London
Ners dcvotcs . column editorial % the
Injustice d the decision, and the posi-
bilitv Of dire consequences
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

AT the bank-Cashier Excuse
me, madam, but your account is rath-
er overdrawn." Mrs. Maltravers
(whose husband is off on business and
has left her check-book): "Oh, Mr.
Cashier that can't be possible. I've
got lots of checks left yet."-Colum-
bia Spectator.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Jones Ga wealthy prohibitionist, who
is given dinner to Parcher on strict
ly temperance principles s)-"John, it
is very close in here. Can't you open
something" Parchcr with eargcr-
ness)-"Yes! that's a good idea
Open a bottle. Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
A LOVELY SCENE.

We stood at the bars as the sun went down
Behind the hills on a summer day.
Her eyes were tender, and big and brown,
Her breath as sweet as the new-mown hay.
Far from the west the faint sunshine
Glanced sparkling OF her golden hair,
Those calm, deep eyes were turned toward
mine,
And alook of oontentment rested there.
I see her bathed In the sunlight flood,
see her standing peacefully now;
Peacefully standing and chewing her cud,
As rubbed her ears-that Jersey COW.
-Hdrpdrd Advocate.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Many people who changed their
places of residence OH the 1st Of the
month have already discovered that
they May day mistake.-Lowell Cour-
ier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
A Paper FOR THE Times.

The CHICAGO DAILY NEWS the cheap journalism the West
founded Dec 90 1875 evening with editions
O'CLOCK complete in the one essential feature
OF American journalism presenting all the ncsold
price less than the conventional nickel innovation journal
n and like all enterprises the eap had with
deserved At the of
ranging from 5000 10000 copies From this time forward
beyond
64eo1 copies On the morning March 81 1884, MORNING News
made Its appearance September
hcation its circulation
circulation before attained by daily the United
States within corresponding time
The published
and EVENING known respectively the MORNING. NEWS
Noon News and NEWS The combined circulation the
e exceptional extent Of this circulation only state
circulation other daily Chicago
the Vest while its circulation in the city Of Chicago than
other Chicago daily papers Being independent the
Is the universally Chicago The
subscription price Of the DAILY NEWS either ISSUE
$500 $40 for four months included.
1s7s purchased
consolidated daily
under
though consecutive weekly publication its twentieth Tho
CHICAGO WEEKLY NEWS takes corresponding field weekly
world condensed complete Chicago
pa complete and trustworthy That the CHICAGO WEEKLY News been
weekly best evidenced by the of its circulation which aggregated
Immediately preceding writing
weekly Of 5O513 copies The subscription price the WEEKLY
NEWS is but postage included
The phenomenal Of tho CHICAGO
has been achieved by observing principle
offering article
News
service It's
the exceptional advantage special egphc Chicago
Washington and New York Milwaukee and St Paul the
North~ Giving all the through poro and egaphc facs
surpassed by other Chicago commends itself all classes
In the community rich and alike that offers absolutely
pcte record Of the of the day in concise FORM without the needless
esh while price brings within of all
II q paper for the times
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

The Conundrum Clubs latest :
"Why is death like the tag attached
to a dog at the canine show in this
city? Because they are both bound
to cur. New York Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

A genius advertised-"A sewing
machine for twenty-five cents in
stamps" and his dupes did not see the
point until they received cambric
needle.-The Book-keeper.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

The oldest song in existence is said
to be: 1--WE won't go home till morn
ing" 1t evidently belongs to very
early times.-Musica Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Now that Arthur Sullivan is knight.
ed, we shall expect no more musical
works from him, for the good book
tells us that when the knight cometh,
no man can work.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
Detroit & Bav City Railroad,
GoiNd NORTH.
GOING SOUTH.

Day and Evening Express daily, Sundays except
ed. Night Express daily, saturdays excepted
IL. b LEDYARD, HENRY c. WENTWORTH,
Genl Manager, Gen'l Pass & Ticket Agt.,
Detroit Mich, Chicago, ILL.,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

DIR. Potter, of New York, laments
"the decay of enthusiasm" He should
watch the small boy on the morning
of the circus.-Hartford Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

II is said that a young lady can
never whistle in the presence of hei
lover. The reason is obvious. He
doesn't give her n chance. When she
gets her lips in proper position for
whistling something else always oc
ours. Rochester Post Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

The Grecian authorities now eX-
clude American pork. Greece with
out pork must be almost as bad as
pork without grease.-Boston Tran
script.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

People who think themselves smart
go about asking questions like this :
"Can rope walk?" We say yes
when it is taut.-San Francisco News
Letter.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

A man in Rochester has such Il
cracked voice that he rarely says any
thing without breaking his word.-
Rochester Post-Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

If you will let the children play
with the chessman, you must not com
plain if they turn out to be pawn
brokers.-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

He who has fair words only is like
one who feeds the sick with an empty
spoon and talks about Cruel.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

On Memorial Day the captain oI
the ship of state should deliver g
deck-oration.-New York Advertiser
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

A young lady being told at a recent
fire to stand back or else the hose
would be turned on her, replied: "Oh,
| don't care they are striped on both
sides, anyway."-Columbia Spectator.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

A bee often meets with reverse, but
as rule he is successful in the end
Rochester Post Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

An English traveller thinks that we
have mighty comfortable quarters in
our sleeping cars. Yes, we generally
do have pocket full of 'em, when we
start, but we fee 'em all out to porters
before we get there.-Burlington Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

"My Watch Below" is the singular
title of the last novel. The writer's
timepiece had probably, by reason OF
a hole in his pockets, found its way
to his boot via his pants leg.-Pitts-
burg Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

The wig is the missing link. 1t is
neither man nor monkey, but a bare
boon.- Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

The Boston Coagregationalist records
rs a significant fact that recently Major
Burke, proprietor of the New Orleans
Times Democrat, had the sporting news
omitted one day in order to make room
for column on the organization of the
Woman's Christian Temperance Union
of Louisiana.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Is the man who delivers declama-
tion through the telephone hello-cu-
zionist THE Drummer.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

81 was so mad at Georgelast night, "
said girl, of her sweetheart. "Yes."
said her ill-natured brother, IL MOTTO
ed when looked in the parlor that
you were up in arms. ."-Cincinnati
Saturday NIGHT.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
Flint & Pere Marquette R. R,

The shortest, quickest and most reliable route TO
and from Detroit, Toledo, Cleveland, Cincinnati,
Saginaw and Bay City.
GOING EAST SOUTH AND WEST.
Leave Alpena daily, except sunday 10y Alpcnu
and Standish line of stages at a. m.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
Lady versus Woman.

The term lady is not Objectionable III
itself if it be strictly construed. AS de-
fined in its primary sense by its deriva.
tive il means one who takes care of, or
looks after bread, and may thus be prop.
head of family. A lady according to
the best authorities is the female head OF
a household who looks after domestic
affairs. In the simplest acceptation of
the term tits often applied to the Virgin
Mary, who is frequently referred to as
"Our Lady"
So long as lady is applied with its orig
inal meaning in view it is an acceptable
term. But its secondary meaning has
come TO be the generally acknowledged
one. A woman when she is called lady
in this country feels that q compliment
has been paid her, because she takes the
word to mean female of social dictinc-
tion, remembering that in England IL IL
the feminine of lord, and that no woman
is called lady unless her husband is not
of lower rank than a knight or whose
father was anobleman or not lower than
an earl
In this country the word has no such
meaning, and women should be pre-
ferred, because there are no distinctions
of rank here. A woman is a woman in
a republic like this. No prouder title
can be given her She is not compelled
to be lady according to red tape ideas,
to be q good, noble woman, fit for conf
panionship with the best men that ever
breathcd. Her breeding may be fine,
her manners perfect and her education
of the most superior character, yet she
is neither more nor less than woman.
Harrisburg Pa Patriot.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

The dregs of w(h h)ine-The last of
the dog show.-New York World.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

When a schoolgirl becomes toneC
down isn't she an expert G-Cincinna
ii Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Many patients at our best hospitals
receive Cruel treatment.-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Things worth noing-invitations
TO drink.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Insurance hath charms to move the
salvage breast.-The Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Vaulting ambition-The design OF
the bank burglar.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

Breeches of promise-Those your
tailor didn't bring hOme.-Chicago
| Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30

What did the paper weight for p
New South. Probably for its ink
come.-Georgia Major.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
CONSUMPTION.
AdamSOn'S S Cough BaISam

is for sale by all respectable Druggists and Country
Dealers. Prices, lOc., Soc. and 75c Large bottles
cheapest. -. oeayl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-30
/ ID. & T. / ID. &P.H. Mig
Mail. Mail. Expr

Drawing room cars on morning and evening trains
between Bay City and Detroit, extra charges only
rs cents.
Night express east runs Sunday night instead of
Saturday. All other trains daily except Sunday.
SANFORD keller, Supt
w. H. JOHNSON,
Ticket Agent, Alpena, Mich