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Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
TRADE
What They A.e and What They Ac-
complieh.
Communicated

Communicated
What Is the Central Trades and
Labor Assembly of Council Bluffs2
1t Is a constituent of the National
Trades Federation Of the United
States and Canada, and Is Itself COM
posed of representatives from all trade
and labor organizations In this city.
What are Its objects?
To advance by organized effort the
interests Of workinQmen both individ.
ually and collectively. There Is a
large field of operation for this sort of
work, and we intend to act discreetly
but vigorously In the work, first by
perfecting as far as possible an organi-
z .tion in each trade or branch of pro.
ductive industry, and then by discus
sion, the dissemination Of knowledge
by means of lectures, the circulation
of documents, etc., obtain among our.
selves a higher standard of education
in the relation of trades affairs to
those more generally regarded as pub.
lie matters now so much neglected by
workingmen. Observation-Disclosures
the community of interest between all
branches of productive labor and
how the same causes produce evils
which either directly or indirectly be-
set us all we can begin to work
through the ballot for the revolution
which already begun will proceed with
increasing rapidity to cause the over.
throw of q false system which lately
threatened to overthrow our free In
stitutions. I refer to q change In leg
islation and political men and methods.
How will w~orkingmen reach legisla-
tion2
First, by petitions setting forth our
wants, and II these are not needed we
will replace those now In power by
men Of our own selection and In sym.
pathy with our desires who
! oppose and check the evident tendency
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
IOWA ITEMS.

Black Hawk county is TO have @ poor
farm.
Morrell & Co., of Ottumwa, have packed
62, 9SS hogs.
Creston Methodists are getting ready to
build q SIC. 900 church.
Scott county is to build q $4,000 poor
house.
A $4,000 hotel is being built at West
Union.
There is talk of q stock company at AL.
ton to build q sizeable hotel.
The $40, 900 stock needed for q canning
factory at Storm Lake has been SUBJ
scribed.
Steps are being taken to organize an
agricultural society in Dickinson county.
Nine cars of emigrants have landed at
Holstein, Ida county, during the past few
days.
A mpa has been formed in Burling-
ton to manufacture yellow pine lumber In
Arkansas,
Public-spirited citiz ems of Garwip, lama
county, will begin prospecting for coal
some time this month.
Fourteen thousand dollars was paid for
the ground on which will be built Des
Moines' new opera house.
The volunteer FIRE department Of Cedar
Rapids Is dissatisfied with the chief en-
gineer, and proposes to disband.
Webster City has q boot and shoe fac
tory.
1t Is estimated that the assessment Of
Polk county will this year foot up Sl7,-
600, 600.
A motor costing So, 200 now draws the
street cars between Cedar Rapids and
Marion.
The Keokuk city council is considering
the propriety of reducing tolls on the
wagon bridge over the Mississippi.
A number Of school children were pois-
oned at q school house near Fairfield on
Wedn sday last by eating castor beans.
One little girl. Theresa Miller, died on the
Friday following.
A dead baby was found in the vault Of
an clubhouse connected with the Jefferson
hotel, Dubuque, on Saturday last. Medi-
cal experts at the inquest testified that 1t
had been alive when born.
The State university at Iowa City is be.
ginning 20 rank with the largest schools In
the country. The names Of over 700 stu
dents are on the rolls.
The Globe Insurance company has just
been organized at Des Moines, with an au'
thorized capital Of 100, 900 Gov. Sher.
man, Ret Clarkson, j. 8. Runnells and
other prominent citizens OF the capital
are connected with the enterprise.
The Iowa City Medical college on the 9Th
inst. let loose on the public thirty.ive
silopathic and eleven homo pathio doctors.
w. II. Alpin, Of Jaspar county, would
have been one of the graduating class had 1t
not been that he was charged with stealing
| books. Eight dentists were also gradu-
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personal examination aud treat all
patients here, when possible, thus
avoiding any chance of errorin dag
nosis,
The Doctortreats all forms IF chron,
ic disease, without mentioning any
one in particular, and has no lesitancy
in saying that he DAN anc WILL
give the best treatment knowt toned.
ical science, and charge only o reason,
able fee for his services.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
COUNCIL BLUFFS
ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS


The BEE force Of this city gladly
responded to an Invitation to partici-
pate In the celebration of the sixty.
third birthday of DR.. r. Rice, one of
our most prominent physicians. Sweet
cider, confectionery, fruits and nuts
constituted q part of the entertain
ment. Among the presents received
by the doctor on this memorable occa-
sion was an elegant gold pencil, a large
plain gold ring and a magnificent
standard fruit receiver. We hope the
doctor may live to attend our sixty
third birthday, some thirty years
hence,
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should it be expected of him, In the
absence, perhaps, of special training
and experience, aud in the hurry and
excitement of general practice,
The DR.. is prepared to treat all fe'
male diseases in a skillful and scientific
manner, having devoted several years
TO their study and treatment, both In
tho hospital and in active practice.
of the ReCtum,
These embrace Hemorrhoids, OF
Piles, Fistules, Flssures, Prolaps, Oh
falling of the anus, tumors, etc, etc,
and constitute one of the Doctor
leading speciaities. All rectal tumori
are treated by the new method of IN
jecting and are thoroughly and speed
lily removed, with but littl, or no pain
Cases of Piles, from ten to twent,
years standing, have been permanent
ly cured by this new method, many o.
them residing in and near the ci'y q
present.
EPILEPSY.
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country are PRETENDING to do so, to
the cost and injury of their patients.
CHRONIC DISEASES,

The DR.. does not pretend to cure
ALL chronic diseases. He claims,
however, that years of patient study
and practice, in the hospitals and else
where, give him advantages in their
treatment which no ordinary practi-
tioner can possibly have; that he CAN
CURE many cases now pronounced
INCURABLE by them, and give re.
lief to hundreds of others whose dis.
eases come within the range of hisSPE.
CLALTIES. He is prepared to give
the most approved electric treatment
and medicated vapor baths, when
needed. Parties residing at a distance
whose means will not admit of their
taking a regular course of treatment
here, will be furnished blanks with
questions, which can be answered and
returned to the Doctor, who will make
up his diagnosis and give treatment If
desired, bat he much prefers to make a
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16

knights of Labor, which is we'll suit
ed to our purpose, but as the ne
csssi,y arises forincreased accommoda-
tions we shall find means to lease and
furnish q lecture hall and reading
roons IS has been done In other citie
bv kudred organizations.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16

fThe surprising SUCCESS of Mrs.
E. Pinkham's Compound for
the several diseases peculiar to women
forcibly illustrates the Importance of
her b~ene6cent discovery and the fact
hat she knows how to make the most
of it.-Dr. Haskell.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
Satisfactory Evidence.

j. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggist, of
Austin, Tex writes: l AVE been handling
DIR. VIM. HALLS BALSAM FORTHE
LUNGS for the past year, and have found
il one of the most salable medicines I have
ever had in my house for Coughs, Colds
entire satisfaction. Please send me o-S
gross by Saturdays steamer.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16

can be cured If taken in time, and es
pecially in young subjects. The DR.
does not claim to cure all cases that
come to him for treatment, but car
point to umerou instances where
permanent cure has been wrought
Within the last five years. Medicine'
will be sent by express when patients
cannot come IN tho citv
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
OF WOMEN

This Is one of the SPECIALTIES
to which the DR.. has devoted the best
years of his life, and hundreds of
women, now living, are ready to testi
fly that they found relief at his hands
when others had failed to benef
them. The ''fsmily" physician can.
not treat these diseases successfully
for many important reasons, chieI
among which Is, that he has not the
time to devote to their study, nor tn,
patience to do them Justice. No
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
COUNCIL BLUFFS RAILROAD
TIME TABLE.
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND AND PACIFIC.

n CHICAGO RooE ISLAND AND PACIFIC.
Atlantic Ext. $3.50 p m | Pacific Ext. .s:15 q m
Es and Maii.. .s9s 3 m E1 and Maiiii .s:55 p m n
D.. Moines ac+..7:15 q m Des Moines c t.4:4o p m
CHICAGO, BURLINGTON AND QUINCY.
Depart. Arrive.
Atlantic Ext. $3.50 p m Pacific Ext. 1920 am
Mail and Ex'. s:2o a m Mail and Es'..7:OO p m
N. Y. Ex......4:0O p m Neb & Kas x..S:20 o m
CHICAGO AND NORTHWESTERN.
Atlantic Ext. ..b15 p m Pacific Ext. 49,. s15 q m
Mail and Ex.. 500 a m Mail and Ex". .6:15 p m
Accom- (sat.) $50 p m Accom-. (Mon.) 145 p m
KANSAS CITY, 81. JOB AND COUNCIL sLUrrs.
Mail and Ex... .s:55 q m Express. .......e:5o p m
Espscsa. -.-.sno p q ! Nail and e.. .s'D ~
Depart. Arrive.
Overland Ex.il:sO a IN. oYrrlani Ez. 400 PIN.
Lincoln Ex. .ii:sO a N. Denver Er :. :. 800 q. q,
Local Ex.....7:25 q. m. Ex.....9:06 a. m.
Emigrant. . 500 p. n. Ex.....P;OO o. m.
WABASH, 81. LOUIS AND PACIFIC.
Depart. Arrive.
Mail and Ex.. 945 a m Mall and Ex.. 4:3O p m
Cannon Ball.. 4:5o p m Cannon Ball 1:O5 a m
sIoUA CITY AND PACIFIC.
For Sioux City. 7:55 a m Firm Sioux C'y.6:5o p m
Neb'.:......7:65 a m Feb::.....:s6 $3.50 p m
For st. Paul. ..7:40 p m From st. Paul. $50 q m
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, AND ST. PAUL.
Leave Council Bluffs. Arrives Council Bluffs.
Mail and Elk. 1920 a m Mail and Ex. 1855 pm
Atlantic Ex. 1918 p IN Atlantic Elk. 1910 q m
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE AND ST. PAUL.
Leaves Omaha. Arrives at Omaha.
Mail and Ex. "7:15 q m Pacific Elk. .... u9:45 q m
Atlantic Ex. 1870 p m Mail and Elk. .'7-25 p m
Except Sundays. Except Saturdays. Except
Mondays. HDaily.
Council Bluffs 81 Omaha Street r. r.
Leave Council Bluffs. Leave Omaha.
8 a m, 8 q m, 10 a m, 8 a m, o o m, 10 a m,
IL q m, l m, 2 p m, 3 p II a m, Jpn, Up m, 3p
m, 4 p m, 8 p m, 6 p m. m, 4 p IN, 5 p m. Q p m
Street cars run half hourly to the union faeihc
0 o'clock a. m, and run res ularly during the day
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practitioner should promise his pa
tients~it is all he CAN promise them
and be honest.
Parties visiting the city for the pur.
pose of consulting the DR.. should
come directly to his office, where the
best references in the city will be fur.
nished when desired, and where pa
|tients will also be assisted in procur-
ling board and rooms at reasonable
rates.
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SIS
II n Q y
X n 0 W of
10 0 0
AL-A

had been cured by its use. commended the M,
1t with very little faith amp Ia less that three
weeks was able to take my place on the road Tha
sores and copper-collored spots gradually disan-
peared, and to-day l have not o soieor spot on nv
person, and my weight is 2l7 pounds. being more
than 1t ever was. l do not wish you to publish
my name, but you may show this letter to any
who doubt the merit Of 8. g.. s. iorI know il isa
sure cure.
Yours Truly, J.. H..
Some thirty years ago there lived In Montgo
merry, Ala, a young man who was terribly Attic
ted. after being tire ,ted for q long time by the
med cal profession OF this town with no benefit
he commenced taking s s. S. After persistentlv
taking IL two months he was cured. BEING No
quaintod with him for the disease never made n
return. j. W. Bishop, j. p, Hot Springs Ark.
IL you doubt, come TO see us, and we will CURE
YOU, or charge nothing! Write for particulars
and a copy OF the little book, /" Message to the
Unfortunate Suffering" Ask any Druggist as :
our standing.
v9$l 600 Reward will he paid to any
Chemist who will find, on analysis OF 100 bottles
Of $. s. s., one particle of Mercury, Iodide Of
Potassium. or other Mineral substance. SWIFT
SPECIFIC CO., Proprietors, Atlanta. Ga.
Prlce OF Small Size LOO
Largo oiheI' '"."""''..' Recommendation. I.To
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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Young man or woman, IL you want big
money for q small amount, insure In the
Marriage Fund and Mutual Trust ASCOT.
alton, Cedar Rapids, Iowa. f6-8m.
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Another Physicians Testimony.

BOSTON, Mass, May 9, 1881.
l know parties who have tried all kinds
of medicines tor Lung Diseases, who say
that DIR. VIZ. HALLS BALsAM FOR THE
LUNGS, is . COMPLETE SUCCESS o
DIR. CHAs. H. WOOD.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16

If you are not married, write the Mar
riage Fund and Mutual Trust Assocla-
tion, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, for circulars
explaining the plan. f5-3m.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
COMMERCIAL.


OOONO1L bLLtfb mhhhEIs
Corrected daily by j. Y Fuller, mer.
chandise broker, buyer and shipper Of
grain and provisions, 80 Pearl street.
WHEAT No. 2 spring, 76c; No. 3, SO;
rejected SOC; good demand.
CoRN-Dealers paying CSC; rejected
corn Chicago, 483c; new mixed, 5i1c; white
corn, $50. The receipts of corn are light.
OATS Scarce and in good demand; 80.
HAY-4 0O@6 90 per ton.
RYE-40c; light supply
Corn MEAL-1 25per 100 ponds.
WooD-Good supply, prices at yards,
5 00@6 90.
CoAL-Delivered, hard, IL 90 per ton;
soft. 5 80 per ton.
BUTTgR-Plenty and in fair demand;
25c; creamery, SOC.
EGGs-Ready sale and plenty at 12ho
per dozen.
LARD-Fairbank's, w~holesaling at 13Ac.
PoUITRY-Firm; dealers paying 13c per
pound for turkeys and 10c for chickens.
VEGKTABLKs-Potatoes, 45c; onions, Doc;
cabbages, 30@i0c per dozen; apples, 2 90
as 80 per barrel.
City -four from ] 60 to 3 40.
BRooMs-2 00@3 90 per dozen.
STOCK.
CATTLR-3 coos so; calves 8 0097 80.
Hoas-Market for hogs quiet, as the
packing houses are closing; shippers are
having B 80 to 6 30,
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REMARKABLE !
KANSAS CRY, No., Sept. 20. 1892.

HNN"A' NrTfI HU', sept. 20, IBSZ.
think 1t O duty l owe to humanity to say
what your remedy has done fr me. One year
ago contracted o bad case OF Blood Di ease, AID
not knowing the result Of such troubles. / allow
OF 1t to run for some me, but finally applied 70
the best physician in this city, who treated me
for six months. In THAT TIME I TOOK OVER 600
PILLS OF PKoroloDIDE or MERcURY grain each,
and had run down In weight from 30 10 Ib7
pounds, and was confined to my bed with Mer-
curial Rhevmatism, scarcely able to turn myself
over. Being a travelling man, some Of the fra
ternity found me In this deplorable condition.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
DOCTOR
SUPP0SIT0RIESl

49, AoPoiai nelhouy ior fuoo.
Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding & ItchingP
And all forms Of Hemorrhoidal Tumou.
These SUPPosToRms act directly upop m.
coats OF the Blood Vessels, and by their astrneept
effects gently force the blood from the swoilsn
tumors, Andby making the coats Of the veins
strong, prevent their realizing, and hence Q ndi.
cents q box. For sale by all druggists, or sent by
mall on receipt Of price, by En- Hsh Msdicsf
INSTITUTE IT'S Olive Ct sc IsoSia.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-16
rDrT rDSY

Many cases OF E Iilepsy, or III
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
PREVENT DECAY OF THE TEETH

With their surest preservative, aromatic
SozoDoNr. Wilderness Of the dental row,
= healthfnl rosiness and hardness of the
gums, Q sweet breath, an agreeable taste
in the mouth,-sll these are conferred by
SOZODONT. Does not such an invaluable
toilet article, one so pure as well as effec-
tive deserve the popularity 1t enjoys' Most
assuredly. 1t has no rival worthy Of the
name. The ordinary powders and pastes
are nothing to it, and since its appearance
have rapidly lost ground. Sold by drug
RistA-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

A truly alarming statement based upon
uuquestioned facts, and endorsed by the
highest authorities has recently been pub
lishei. In 4 nutshell it is that, one In
three of all who die at an adult age, ex-
hibit marks of recent or former attacks OF
heart disease OF some kind. DR.. Graves
Heart Regulator Is a certain cure-and
the only one-for all kinds OF heart dis
eases. nervousness and sleeplessness.-
The Pioneer Sun.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
AYERS
Hair Vigor

restores. with the gloss and FRESHNESS, OF yOut.,
faded or gray hair 10 a natural. rich brown color
or deep black as may be desired. By it, use light
OF red hair may BE- daTkened. thin hair thickened,
and badness often, though not always, cured.
Ii checks falling OF the hair and stimulates a
weak and sickly growth to vigoF. Itprevents and
cures scurf aud dandrun. aud heals nearly every
disease peculiar 10 the scalp. As Ladies' Hair
Dressing, the NIGoR Is unequalled IL contains
neither oil nor dye, renders the hair SOFT glossy,
and silken in appearance, and imparts a delicate,
agreeable, and lasting perfume.
Mn. &. p. BRicHER writes from Hirhg q. .Jaly
}, iss2 /: " Last fall my hair COMMANDED falling
out, and In \ short time became nearly bald. l
used part OF bottle Of AYERS HAIR yIooR,
which stopped the falling OF the hair aud started
growing vigorously, and am convinced that bat
Tor the use Of your preparation should have been
entirely bald"
j. W. BowEN proprietor of the Nclsrfh,r Ohio
FH9nirer, says "AYFR's HAIR NI0oR Is a most
excellent preparation for the hair. speak Of IL
growth OF new hair, and makes IL glossy and soft
The NfGoR Is also sure cure for dsndruf. Not
within my knowledge has the preparation ever
Jailed 70 give entire Subtraction"
Mr.. ASGUs FAIRBxrnS, leader Of the cele-
brated Fairbairn Family Of Scottish Vocalists.
s''si'"ts shNss-. TcD- %, Ever
since my hair began 10 give sivery evidence OF the
change which reeting time procureth, have used
AYERS HAIR NiGoR, and so have been able TO
MAINTAIN an appearance Of youthfulness mat
Ter OF considerable consequence 10 ministers.
orators actors. and In fact every one who lives in
the eyes of the public"
Mrs. GA. Prescott. writing from IL Elm, S.,
Chnrfeaoiri,, Mass, Aprii II, Iss2 saws Two
years ago about two-thirds of my hair came of.
II thinned very rapidly and was fast growing
bald. On using AYERS HAIR VIGOR the falling
stopped ana a new growth commenced and IN
about a month my head was completely covered
with short hair. 1t has continued 70 grow, and j.
now as good as before IL fell Regularly used but
one bottle OF the yiooR, but now use It occasion
ally as dressing"
Wehave hundreds Of similar testimonials to the
efficacy Of AYERS HAIR vIooR. y. need. but
trial to convince the most skeptical Of It's value.
PREPARED By
Dr.. ]. @. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold BY all Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
CdfHrrh.

The remarkable results in disease so
universal and with such variety Of
characteristics as Catarrh, prove how
effectually Hoods Sarsaparilla acting
through the blood, reaches every part of
the human system. A medicine, like
anything else, can be fairly judged only
by its results. We point with pride to
the glorious record Hoods Sarsaparilla
has entered upon the hearts of thousands
of people it has cured of catarrk
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

MOTHERS DoN'r KNow.-How many
children are punished for being uncooth,
wilfull, and Indifferent 10 instructions or
rewards, simply because they are out OF
health! An intelligent lady said OF a
child OF this kind Mothers should
know that IL they would give the little
oues moderate doses OF Hop Bitters for
two or three weeks, the children would be
all a parent could desire"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

Is your hair turning gray and gradually
falling ont? Halls Hair Remover will re-
store IL To its original color, aud stimu-
late the follicles TO produce new aud lux
urlant growth. II also clesnses the scalp,
eradicates dandruff. and Is most agree
able and harmless dressing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
OK TUtpry DIys' TRTlI

THE VoLTAc BELT Co, Marshall. Mich.
will send DIR. Dyes's celebrated Electro
Yoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances OF
trial for thirty days to men young or old
who are afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran
teeing speedy aud complete restoration o.
health and manly vigor. Address as above
n. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

The reason that the almanac makers
publish nothing but the stalest jokes Is ex-
planned. People get disguised amer read
ing one or two OF them and turn to the
patent medicine advertisement for relief
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

GREAT KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE.
have had the Kidney and Liver complaint,
nearly 20 years, and have suffered terri
hly. / employed the best physicians
could find, but they gave me no relief
After using bottles OF the Household
Blood Purifier aud Cough Syrup, was re.
lieved Of all pain and feel like new man.
EDWARD WYMAN.
Cross Hill, Vassalboro', Me
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

We caution all persons not TO buy the
extra large packs of dust and ashes now
put up by certain parties and called con-
dtion powders They are utterly worth
less. Buy .Sheidda's Cdrdiry Condition
PJ,rderS II you buy any; they are abso-
lutely pure and immensely valuable.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

Have you infiammatory sore throat, stiff
joints, or lameuess from any cause what
ever Have you rheumatic or other pains
In any part Of the body! II so use John
sons AnodyRe Linimem. II Is the most
wonderful internal and external remedy
known 10 medical science.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
.IAntys' Tonic "

THE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY Is prepared
by the WomeR's Medical Institute Of Bafd-
10, " T., and is their fayorite prescription
for ladies who are suffering from any weak
ness or complaints common 70 the sex. II
is sold by druggists at 81 per bottle.
Ladies' can obtain advice FREE. Send stamp
for names OF those who have been CURED.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
Il. F." A,wood's Bi,ters, bearing

IL. F." Atwood's Bitters, bearing
trademark, IL F." purify the blood. CIV
ing new life snd vigor to the whole sys-
TEN. l.. F. Atwood has never sold his
interest TO one wood, nor TO one "Mos
IS F. Atwood, therefore, be not misled
by their signatures.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

A soft answer may turn away wrath, but
il is far safer 10 trust TO the legs in case
The other party is real mad.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
Tur N,rrsn SKIN Remedy

Is PEARLS White Glycerine. You have
only TO use one bottle TO convince you
that It's curative qualities upon the skin
are wonderful. For infants and children
il is indispensable. Druggists keep II.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

A Cincinnati man in trying to break a
forty dollar colt smashed up ninety dol
lars worth OF property, but as he had the
applause OF some two hundred men and
boys he didn't mind the loss much.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06
CURE YOURSELF.

Don't pay large doctors bills. The
best Medical book published, 100 pages,
elegant colored plates, will be sent you on
receipt OF two cent stamps TO pay post
sge. Address A. =. Ordway & Co., Bos-
ton, Mass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

Tom Thumb is Knght Templar. He is
the shortest Knight in the world-shorter
even than the night OF the 2lst OF June.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

A Turk had rather see two camels wrest-
lie than two men. They kick up more
dust than men do, and that's the Turks
idea OF bloody fighting.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

Mice can live anywhere comfortably ex.
cept in church. They fat very slowly
in a church. This proves that they can't
live on religion any more than q minister
can.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-03-06

A celebrated physician says one-third OF
peoples complaints are purely imaginary.
This cannot help being welcome news 10
those who have snakes in their boots.