Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-01-26
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Outyonder S,andfarthcr Oxt John Quxote
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A livery man was sued for damages at
Nebraska City lecaus. the horse which be
hal hired out to young couple for drive
ran away and threw them out Of the sleigh
but he prove by the plaintiffs own test-
mony that struggle for kiss was the cause
Of the accilei', an1 the Jury acquitted the
horse Of all blame.
One cf the most encouraging features Of
the annual report Of the Philadelphia Society
for the =. of G. TO A, is the statement that
mot one dog had been found with tin Gun
tied to his tall This however, is more
probably due to the fact that since the o..
tiich-iarmlng plan has been agitated the PEG.
pie have saved their cans fol ostrich fodder.
A long walk in the crisp Winter air will
bring the bloom to the female check Women
who don't care about walking, find that lit
Tic rouge will produce Il similar effect. III.
Instead Of having written on his tomb.
stone, He never told n lie" the greatest
man Of modern times will probably prefer
the words, "lIc never stole an umbrella. =
l'UAamWoN BreakJdst 7ojle.
y Troy servant girl has been sent to an in.
sane asylum, her mania being a fancy that
She was lady in high station This il very
common hallucinatiOn with servant girls. and
me remarkable thing about the affair is sim
ply that any ono has dared to Offer any op.
position.
Jay Gould sent $500 10 the sufferers by the
Newhall hotel fire, and the mayor of Nil.
waukce assured him that the rift should rank
him with the noble ilautlropi.ts who dis.
tiuguisIl this age above all previous eras in
the worlds history Quick, Ice water and
a fan!-H2rJ01 Post.
Plain woman-liow shall you be able to
increase the aitraCtiycutss of Your face ami
person, without the US" OF cosmetics or other
artificial means: Easy enough get invited
on to Washington, and appear at one of the
receptions there. The papers Of the entire
country will next day gl0at over your tayisL-
Ing beauty. --Lo~eH CWjsea
China and Japan buy our dried apples
freely. Thus does American industry help
to swell the population of the Orient. - Bos-
ton Tansc1pt
The Sultan has followed the example of
General Sheridan. The Sultan does rot say
II am not afraid in Us many words. but he
does say that the blood Of Gilman runs in
his veins, and that he has his share of the
well-known courage of his race We are
glad to know that il is only The blood of The
soif NJ nv s rum anu not the sultan hlh-
liz, "' Tu''a .n Is hatcli' ou' not scare
GiT,,, 9o'' VI 'clo"' 81 lie says it1"s
0I'"S'
we met old Eclc Allen Fielder an ndu..
trious o'd Oakley, residing On the Houston
a.iu loo{ ING ana Whom ms colored
,i,lii's ~ ~. We asked nun II he
, NJ az ~ '%Icsuay e'ecIon. lie re-
~. ',' , laa''''i'y ~ sr' am voted
~ ~ Stu,' q" uluh see no iun IN Il,
a am ,,n 'o1yu sluce l5e so' no edyca'hin
49, g., u ,,,'' "uo 10 Fo'c ior' hllght vote
o o,'i'. i a anu tcr-hOit"w
nv - '''''' az rest me- e. "'"@ "d.] '"a''
a man always looks through his pockets
,Ut, ,,'',gs oelo,c lanulnE ms coat 10 MS
,ta,, ~ w. ' i n, Uu,HH sc"cu on ana even
. .hoi H. - H.cu WIN haheltss lear until
'"o ~" - o''"i'''l'u' H''''fe' EtF'tS'.
'les, remarked the prima donna IL
know ought to practice II little every day
to keep my voice in condition, bu, | emit
because some one might hear me without
paying cent for -Pi!Gdclphjd N.,cs
DR.. Hall saws if is vr,v unbnal,hv ,o lilo.
on the erouni floor Of n honsc The occn