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Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
ELIGHTY.

"Where do all the flies go to ?" asks an ex- change They have been boarding at our house this month Saturday Night.
 Next week the schools will be out, churches closed, and the time will be here when, as the little boy innocently said, 'the Lord goes into the country. ."-Boston Herald.
 s'What," said NIT. Sucker, ''you haven t noticed what dumpish, stupid girl she is !? It's positively frightful. I never called on her that she didn't go to sleep within half an hour. ."-Boston Post.
 "Why must we mourn for vanished light?" asked poet. It may bs owing to the fact that it had been cut of at the meter, because of failure to pay an old gas bill. It some- times happens that way.-Norristown Herald.
 It is good thing for soldier to read a dozen or two of the histories of battles of thu late war in which he participated. They were written by men who were somewhere else, and they mako everything seem strange and new.-Picayune.
 In India the wife cooks the dinner, the husband eats all Ee wants, and then, If any thing is left, the wife eats. In this country the servants cook the dinner, eat all they want and then, if there is anything left the family eat.-Philadelphia News.
 ''Don't give me away" pleaded an empty headed swell, who had been guilty of a breach of etiquette. Viewer fear" cheer ing away" His reply may sound ungram- nautical, but 1t isn't.-Commercial Adver- tiser.
 A lady in Illinois, whose husband has been dead for about thirteen years, lately re- ceived the following letter: s'Madam, here is 1925 owed your husband, that no one knows anything about. Thanks" good many debtors in this country appear to be waiting for their creditors to leazeza widow. Courier Journal
 s'It is very bright paper" said Mrs Jones; 'sbut my husband does not like me to read it. It is so full of naughty witticisms, y he says. ssThats just what my husband says," said Mrs. Smith; 'but he brings home copy every week-having merely cut out the improper paragraphs Of course I buy another copy. "Then he might as well spare himself the trouble of supplying a mutilated one" "Indeed. DO; it is very useful. One cannot read an entire newspaper. I lay his copy over mine, and read through the holes /" San Francisco Wasp.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
COMMUNICATIONS.
The WhIstIIng Nuisance.

Your correspondent "Jay'' has raise1 some very important questions in regard to railroad whistlipg in certain sections of the city. If this matter is thoroughly and honest ly settled we shall s'follow suit" of onr little sister city Meriden and tue authorities will stop the blowing of all railroad whistles within our city limits. The blowing and screaming of railroad whistles within our city limits is simply unbearable by the healthy and well who live or do business in close proximity to the railroad to say nothing of the cruel noise to the sick and the unsafe driving of horses over bridges and near rail- road crossings. Has not the city of New Haven some rights that railroad companies are bou-4d to respect?
 OSE OF MANY
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
CORRESPONDENCE.
Something About the BeapEies and Att
 fractions of Saratog%.

Something About the Beauties and At
 fractions of Saratoga.
 SARATOGA STRINGS. June 28. To othe Editor of the JOURNAL AND COURIER
 Saratoga has so many ways of delighting her guests that few of them are fully ex- plered and enjoyed unless one remains 9 month at least. Every variety of amusement and attraction is offered here, and the whlms and wants of the most capricious are fully met. The town, with it's thirty mineral springs. hotels perfect in every appointment. handsome parks and pleasant drives and walks. is such combination of delights that nothing further can be desired There are morning and evening concerts on the broad hotel piazzas, which commence at half past ten and last till nearly noon, and at half past eight in the evening and continue about an hour and half.
 The three leading hotels are Congress Hall, Grand Union and United States. Money is the ssopen sesame" to them. One can see here how people with large incomes live. He can see plenty who strive to play first fiddle everywhere They have elegant clothes, ,dia-
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
THIS MAN WAS BALD
 HE USED
 tKALL0CRINE.' , And now has a Luxurf- ant Head of Hair.

This is copy of Correct Likeness, taken from life, of MT. George McIndue, of Middletown, Conn, after using 'Kallocrine" He was perfectly bald had used various preparations that were highly puffed and advertised; happening in one dsy at the drug store of his fellew-townsman, MT. 0. A. Peton, he told him of his loss and experience The latter said he had preparation that would bring back his hair if 1t possible to do the nerve cases had not been destroyed and there still ths least life in the roots of the hAir.' -
 MT. McIndue took home bottle Of 'Kallocrine," used faithfully and in short time new hair began to appear. He purchased supply os "Kaliocrine" and the result is shown in this picture.
 He would not now be without 1t for twice it's cost Since he has regained his hair 1t keeps his head free from damdruG, keeps his ha1r soft a nd glossy and keeps his head and brain clean aud clear. Hs will reply to any inquiries addressed to him. - The proprietor has been druggist all his life and knows how injurious nearly all the preparations for the hair that flood the market are, some even pro- ducing diseases of the brain after continued use.
 He takes great pride in guaranteeing that Nkallo- crime" contains nothing but what is positively bene hcial to both head and hair; made from the very nIcest Ingredients, 1t is a luxury.
 Sold by druggists at 50c s bottle There is noth- ing good Do not take anything in its place.
 c. A. PELTON, MIDDLETOWNs CONN,
 Sole Proprietor and Manufacturer.
 American Cough Drops tliquid) is the told relia- ben family remedy for all affections of the head, ivaN 0
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

When your little boy wants one of those beautiful toy pistols remember that they were the cause of several hundred dreadful deaths by lockjaw last year, and kindly but firmly refuse to let him buy one.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
A Poor Mans Theory of the Plan of Hue
 man Salvation.
TBiu Nse in the Texas siftings.J

Up in Polk county, Wisconsin, not long ago man who had lost eight children by diphtheria, while the ninth lowered between life and death with the same disease, went to the health officer of the town and asked aid to prevent the spread of the terrible scourge The health officer WAS cool and collected He did not get excited over the anguish of the father whose last child was at that mo- ment lowering upon the outskirts of immor- tality. He calmly investigated the matter, and never for moment lost sight of the fact that he was town officer and pro- fessed Christian.
 You ask aid, understand, {" said he, ito prevent the spread of the disease, and also that the town shall assist you in procuring new and necessary clothing to replace that which you have been compelled to burn in order to stop the further iuroads of diphthe- raj. Am right?"
 The poor man answered affirmatively.
 .'May I ask if your boys who died were Christian boys, end whether they improved their Gospel opportunities and attended the Sabbath school, or whether they were pro fane and given over to Sabbath-breaking?
 The bereft father said that his boys had never made profession of Christianity; that they were hardly old enough to do so, and that they might have missed some Cog pei opportunities, owing to the fact that they
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

Mayor Low of Brooklyn has withdrawn his license from the Salvation army to hold meet ings in the streets. Ought it to be allowed to continue to disturb the peace in any city, and does it do half as much good as harm? It has had fair trial in this country and the result, as we look at it, is not in it's favor.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
The Duke of Weliington's Estate in
 Spain.
r.Ibarian Reminiscencesp-A Gal

r. Ibarian Rerniniscencesn-A GallengaI
 Don Boracio endeavored to stimulate the
 zeal of his guards by the promise of re-
 wards, and punished any neglect of duty
 by suspension from office. But sympathy
 with the offender was too strong at the heart of the executor of the law. The
 guard whose duty it ought to have been
 to detect and apprehend the trespasser had been and might again become himself trespasser. There is an immense deal of morbid compassion and mistaken clemency among these southern people, and they could hardly imagine how it was that the Englishman stood up 50 stubbornIy for his own, although it was but little FtSo much fuss for stick of wood or a little bark" they said, and their heart was al- ways pleading in behalf of the offender. There was also hardly man in the estate thing has always been, and will probably forever be, venal in Spain. The man who owed rent could always put off payment by compromising with the collector. The low Spaniard has an absurdly inVincible repug. nance to part with his cash. It seems to him great gain to withhold money he owes, though he knows it must be paid, although he only hoards it up without pr oft, and not without risk It was this anxiety to put off the evil day as long as possible that embarrassed the accounts of the Dukes estate. Against this evil the ad- ministretor had no other remedy than fin ing the collecting clerk by suspension from office. Don Horacio scarcely ever dismissed even bad servant, lest he should be suc- ceeded by worse Stopping their salaries was found a more efficient arrangement. ''You tell me such tenant is not ready with his thirty dollars rent 1? Vesv we'll. Thirty dollars is precisely your months wages You shall have months holiday, and you shall wait for the tenants money as long as it suits his and your conven- ience." It is thus that payments were ex- acted pnnctually and to the uttermost far thing. "A hard man, Don Horacio" That was what everybody thought and said, and what he himself admitted with 8 smile But tho people began to understand him, and they knew it YVES their own good, ma terial and moral, that the provident stew ard was promoting, while he only seemed to watch over his employers interest. Since Don Horacio came to this country the name of the Duke of Ciudad Rodrigo had risen hundred per cent. in public estima- tion. There was 8 time when i, was deemed 1 8 calamity to live underline English landlord. 1 The tenants of Molino del Key and Soto de 1 Roma were now the envy of their neighbors- l
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

It is announced that Satan will not take a vacation this year. The newspapers will re. main on guard while the ministers are away
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
EDITORIAL NOTES.

No more two-cent stamps on bank checks. Now the question is how to get checks enoupb
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
gouruaI aIlo Gourier.
sINGLE acoPIEs TaREE cENTs.

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE oFTY, IS CENTS A WEEK, 70 CENTS MONTH, $500 xEAR: MAIL, IN COUNTY, IN ADVANCE, s7.0o AT EXPIRATION, SIS ; $aOG
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

It is highly probable that somebody will make money out of the trade dollar business, but it will not be those who sell their trade dollars for 95 or 90 cents now and take them at their face value by and by- It will be good idea to continue the boycotting of the coin, and not allow the spectators who in tend to profit by the present condition of af- fairs to put the dollars in circulation again.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

The model for the statue which the city of New Orleans is to erect to the memory of Mrs. Margaret Haughsry is completed. It represents her ife-size, sitting in chair with child standing by her side. Mrs. Haughery's good works deserve to be thus commemorated. She did noble work for the poor of New Orleans. and especially for orphans. Her parents died early, and her aunt, . Mrs. Richards, although strict Bap- tist, had the child brought up in the religion of her parents. who were Roman Catholics, On attaining her majority, she married Charles Haughery, who settled in New Orleans in November, 1885. He died few years later. About this period she became acquainted with Sister Regis, and through her influence became connected with the Poydras female orphan asylum About 1s40. through the assistance of Mrs Haughery, the Camp street asylum was built. In 1852 she opened large dairy on Seventh -treet. Mainly through her assistance the
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

American Cough Drops tliquidl Is the told re1ia- throat and lungs Keep it in the house.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

A curious suit for $50, 900 damages has been brought against the Central Pacific Rail road company A treasurer of county in California had occasion to carry $91, ,952 of State money to the State treasury at Sacra- mento. He put the money in huge satchel and being in gold it made a very heavy package. He went to the depot and in. sisted upon taking the money with him in the car as hand baggage. The companys agents refused to allow him to do SO, and said the only way they would transport that sum of money knowingly was as express freight The treasurer thereupon was com pelled to express his money to Sacramento at an extra cost of $6, and for that he sues the railroad company for $5o,oOo damages. Anti-railroad organs call the action of the company an outrageous exercise of autocrat- ie power, but it will seem to most people like an exercise of good common sense.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02

The Japanese are pretty intelligent heath en and consequently do not believe in specu- lation in provisions. But unlike the intelli- gent Christians in this favored land they do not try to stop "corners" with investigating committees It came to the notice of the Japanese government not long since that large number of men were speculating on margins in the rice exchanges of several of the important commercial centers. It was determined to break up the business and the police inspectors were given their orders: With strong detachments of constables in va rious disguises they mingled with the crowds in the exchanges and at given signal the doors were closed and locked. All books, pa
 pers and records were seized and over 700 spectators were marched off to the police stations and subsequently shut up in prison
Morning journal and courier., 1883-07-02
8oteIs.
4eai Gstzle.

For other Real Egtate advertiaements eee
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-01-12
Mirror For The Rang
Lawyer.
ny HON. JOSEPH srosY.

NJ HON. JOSEPH sTohY.
Whenever you speak, remember every
cause
Stands not on eloquence. bat stands
on laws
Pregnant In matter. in expression
brief,
Let every .sntenos stand with bold
relief;
On triffiing points nor time nor tai.
snts waste.
A sad ofIense 10 learning and to
taste;
Nor deal with pompous phrase: nor
DER suppose =,
Poetic fights belong TO reasoning
proee. :,
Loose declama,ions may deceive the
crowd,
And Seem moro striking as It grows
moro loud;
But sober sense rejects 1t With dis
dain, :,
Az naught but empty noise. and weak
as vain
The iroth Of words. the schoolboy'.
vain parade
OF books and cases-all his stock in
trade
Tho pert ooneeits. the cunning tricks
and play
or low attorneys, strung in long
array,
The unseomly jest, the pe!ulant re-
ply,
That chattels on. and cares not how,
nor why,
studious avoid-unworthy themes to
scan
They sink the speaker and disgrace
the man,
Like tho false lights, by flying shad-
ows cast.
Scarce seen when present and forgot
when past.
Begin With dignity. sxpound with
grace
Each ground OF reasoning In its time
aud place;
Let order reign throaghout-cach
topic touch
Nor urgo It's power to little. or too
much.
Give each stroug thought its most
attractive view.
In dic,ion, clear, and yet severely
truc,
And az the arguments in splendor
grow, -,
Lct each r. feet its light on all below.
When to the close arrived, make no
delays
n, petty Aaur;shs.. or S.hs' rlsys.
But sum the whole in ono deep solemn
strain
Like a strong current fastening to
the main.
Cambridge. 1882.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-01-12

o'clock when they secarsd Tho body,
and was cold and checrlsss 9 night
As Jou ever saw. They wrapped the
corpse up in an ovsrooa., and to osvert.
suspicion, proppod him up on the
ssas Of their wagon, 20 that hs look:
cd ~ II he were one Of tho company
Then they drove into town. As I
said. II was q stinginyly cold night,
and, m they reached . ta,orn, tbsy,
resolved to enter II to warm up,both
outwardly and inwardly. They Left
the wagon standing on tho road, siih
the propped up body in the csnter Of
the seat. ..t
IAN inkliug Of their erraud bad
been obtained by others Of thsirolsss,
and when they pulled up st the tAv-;
ern several Of tho students wore on
hand, but did not show themselves.
Tho grave robbers. warmed themselves
after q while. and returned 70 thsir
wagon. But in the meantime tie
other students had removed tie
corpse from tho wagon and substitnted
in its seat ono Of their own number.
Tbis tho robLsrs he'd no ssspisi-n Of,
and taking their seats, one on each
side Of the corpse, thoy drove "a. In
the jolting Of tho wagon 1t happened
that tho hand Of ono OF the students
camc in contact with that Of the
corpse. by iovol Smith. it's warm!
lie exclaimed. 'Nonseuse!' said Smith,
and then hc touched what should
have been . c,ld and clammy hand.
my God!r he exclaimed, $50 It isl
"Yss.' calculated the corpse. "if
you'd boeu In b--l as long as l hsve
you'd bc warm too."
The aitrightened students stood
not upon the order OF their gcipg.bu3
went at once"
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-01-12
Mnrk TWAIN OH Women.

Mark TWAIN OH Women.
The following is the text Of Mark
Twaiu's speech Friday evening be-
fore Christmas, delivered at tho din
ner of the Now England Society, in
reply to the toast "Women-dod
bless her."
"The toast includes The sex, uni.
vorsslly-it Is to women, comprchen'
sively, whercsoevor sho mny be found.
Let us consider her ways. First
comes tho matter Of dress. rais is q
most important consideration in o
sub iect OF this nature, md must be
disposed of before We cnn intelligent
" proceed 10 examine the pio!ounder
depths of tho theme. For text le'
us take tLe dress Of two antipodal
typos-ths savage woman Of Central
Africa and the cultivated daughters
OF our high modern civilization,
Among tie Fans. great negro triVe'
a woman when dressed Tor home or
TO 60 to market, or to go out calling.
does not wear anything at all but
Just her complexion. That ,s all:
that il her entire outfit: 1t is the
lightest COZ ttume in tho world, but is
mado of the darkest material. 1t has
often been takon for mourning. 1t
Is the trimmcst and neatest and grace
fullest costume that is now in fashion;
it wears well, is fast colors, doesn't
show dirt; sou don't have to send 1t
down town to wash. and have some
Of il come back soorchOd With the
fat-iron, and some Of it with The but
tons ironsd off. and some OF it petri'
fed with starch, and some OF 1t chew
cd by Tho call, aud some OF " ro'teo
with acid, and some Of 1t exchanged
for other customers things that
haven't any virtue bot holin's; and
teu.txelths Of the pieces overcsaTged
for. and tho rest Of tho dozsn mis-
laid,' And II always Cts; it Is the
perfection Of ct. And it Is the
handiest dress il the whole realm Of
fashion. It is always ready, always
'douo up.' When you call on
A FAN LADY
and send up your card, the hired girl
never says: Please t~ksa seat Ma
dame is dressing; she will be down
in three.quar,ers Of IN hour. No.
MADAME is always dressed, always
ready to receive; and before you can
get the door mat before Jour eyes
she is in your midst. Then again
the Fan ladies don't go to church 10
sse what each other has 60: on; and
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-01-12
A Body snatcIl,ng Adventure

Yes you can bet that grave rob-
bing is nothing new even among stu
dents in this city, said . young ply
sicisn recently. in conversation With
Philidclphis Press reporter II grad
uatsd in this city. you know, and l.
you'd like to hear II I can tell you a
very amusing suscdots OF two OF my
fellow students. OF course I eannot
mention any names. bat / can assure
You that tho story d strictly true. A
body snatching expedition In those
days was regarded asa big blow ons. !
bat only The boldsr and more reckless
spirit. would take patt in il. One
night . couple Of ny ohums started
Of for . stiff tas they used 70 call .
corpse In . dissec,ing'room) aud 40
Isctcd on ont oitown ccmstery - tho
scene o: their opera.iDnss ]: was =
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-01-12
TUFTS
EXPEGTORAMT

=. ..,nno.sa of Herbal and Mueilnginous prod.
-. s-bich r,s rrn ate tho subs taneo of tho
TnnGs, eIpectoratss tho aerid n,aetss
ehss cs,ilsets IN the bronchial Tubes, and forms
soothins coating, which relieves s. .as II.
~. IN . ~ of MI impurities, strengthens
shsn whom cnfee bled by disease, ,invigor,
80 ~ circulatiou of tho blood, and braces the
nsr,ous sy,tsm. slight colds often end IN
sonsumption. ltia dangerous TO nsglees
them. Apply tho remedy promptly,
norsme edy has ever bsen found that i:as
P-e@ps is,,. sss,:..IYIIs ItplGIoSIegss.!,, @ os az,
Inflammation. and its use speedily eurss NE moss
6rem eake NJ readily. For Group. tt =
invniuabie and should BE- in sy.!y family.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-01-12
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