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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18

An Article that VIII Make the Bald and
Gray Rejoice.
Many OF the haIr dressings OF the day are
excellent. but the great mass of the stuifs sold
for promoting the growth and bringing back
the original color, are mere humbugS while
not few are pernicious in their effects upon
the scalp and hair. The falling out of the hair,
the Accommodations of dandrutf and the pre-
mature change i'll color are all evidences of
diseased condition of the scalp and the glands
which nOurish the hair. To arrest these causes
the article used must possess medical as well
rs chemical virtues, and the change must be-
gin under the scalp to be of permanent and
lasting benefit. Petroleum oil Is the article
which is made to work such extraordinary
results but it is after the best refined article
has been chemically treated, and completely
deOdOriZed, that 1t Is III proper condition Tor
the toilet and receives the name of CarbOllne.
1t was in far-of Russia that the effects OF pc
trOleum upon the hair were first observed; a
government officer having noticed that par
italy bald-headed servant of his, when trim
ming the lamps, had a habit of wIplng his
oil-besmeared hands in his scanty locks, and
the result was, in a few months, much inner
head of black, glossy hair than he ever mad
before. The oil was tried on horses aud cattle
that had lost their hair from cattle plague, and
the results were marvellous. The names and
tails of horses, which had fallen out, were
completely restored in a few weeks. These
experiments were heralded to the world, but
no one in civilized society could tolerate the
use of refined petroleum as dressing for the
hair. But the skill of one of our chemists has
overcome the difficulty, and he has succeeded
Interfering CarbOIlne rendering it as dainty
as the famous can de cologne. Experiments
on the human hair and skin were attended
with the most astonishing results. A few ap-
DlicatiOnS, where the hair WAS thin and falling,
cave remarkable tone and vigOr to the scalp
and the hair. Every particle of dandrutf disap-
pears on the first or second dressing, all cuta-
ne0uS disease of the skin and scalp are rapidly
and perm auently healed, and the liquid seems
tODenctrate to the root of the hair at once. 1t
is well known that the most beautiful cOlOrS
are made from petroleum, and by some mys-
ferrous operation of nature the use of this arti-
Gle gradually imPartS Il beautiful light brown
.slor to he hair, which by continued use deep
en-; to black. The color remains permanent,
and the change Is SO gradual that the most
intimate friends can scarcely detect its pro
,rrtsS. In a word, it Is the most wonderful
discovery of the age, and well calculated to
make the prematurely bald and gray rejoice.
Carholine Is put up i'll neat and attractive
manner and sold by all dealers in drugs and
medicines. Price one dollar a bottle Ken
nedy q Co., Pittsburg, Pa, general agents
for the United States and CanadaS.
We advise our readers to give it trial
feeling satisfied that one application vii
convince them of its wonderful effects.
How MANY peOple live on the reputation O
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No Other Blood Medicine

Equals Hoods Sarsaparia in excellence ormces such
universal success in purifying, vt"zing and enrichna
the blood or in restoration and renovation Of the
human system,
My wife was sick for two years, troubled with
vousns and general debility she tried everything, but
could not find anything that did her any good till she
tried Hoods Sarsaparilla Row she says she would not
keep house without it-P P. BoYNTOE, Manchester
Conn
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..IHnmnh nm Gnrms.,'

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GET lyons Patent Heel Stihcuors applied
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Don't Die In the House.

"Rough uu Rats Clears ont rats. mice reaches
bcdhugS, t}v%.auts.noir'.emt nhs.g"pherS.l5
DIR. A. DAVIS. 200 Jornlcmon St, Brooklyn,
sys: "Physiciaus generally know no cure FOR
rheumatism and Brights kidney disease. DIR.
Gilmore is the first to discover one His Rheu-
matiue-G outaline realty cures bott."
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Sold by Druggists. 81 six for s.. Prepared only by
Q. l. HOOD 4 CO., Apothecarics, Lowell, Mass.
Remarkable Escape.
John Kuhn, of Lafayette. Ind, had very narrow
escape from death. This is his own story: Oneyear
ago was in the last stages of consumption. our
best physicians gave my up finally got so low
that our doctor said could not live twenty four
hours. Ny friends then purchased b"ttl" OF DE-
VIM. Halls Balsam for the Lungs, which benefited
me- IcOutinucd until took nine bottles am now
IN perfect health having used 10 other medicine"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

NONE laugh better and oftener than
women with fine teeth.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18
ConId HnrdIy stnnd on Her Ecet.

Il. '. PIENcE, N. D., Duffalo, \. Y:-Dc0r
S6'-I must tell you what your medicine has
done for NE. Before taking your 'Fayorite
Prcscrip tion' l could hardly stand ON NV iect,
hut by following your advice, [ am perfectly
cured. The "FaVorite Prescr ption' is u Won
derfuI medicine for debilitated and nervous
females. 1 cannot express how thankful | am
to you for your advice. Yours truly.
Mis-. COENELIA ALLISON. Peosta, Ia
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18

Four years ago commenced taking Hoods SarsaparIla
for kidney complaint after enduring painful oppression
in my back My case was consider Il hopeless, as
passed blood Twobotes Of Hoods Sarsaparlla cured
me and am now well. am farmer, and am again
able to do all kinds of hard work.-A FELTON,, Tun
bridge, Vt.
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Hcnry's CarboIic Salve.

The best SaIve in the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores Ulcers, Salt Rheum, letter, Chappcd Hands,
ChilbIaims Corns, and all kinds Of Skin Lruptious,
etc. Get Hcurys Carboic SalVc, as all others are
but limitations.
FOR SPECIAL RATES for advertising IN TINS Pahef
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Love does nos impute evil designs or thoughts
OF others.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18

Great oppression of natural strength, bodily Distress
constant pain inability to work. with loss of time,
accompany kidney complaints If there was
specific medicine. Hoods Srrsaparilla is such foI
catarrh kidneys, which many regard early
ndIr Of
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18

Shun every act that can he Judged I'M
worthy of commentator.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18

COMPARISON, more than reality, makes
men happy, and can also make them
wretched.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18
FEARFUL RESULTS

All unpleasant feelings, the result Of inter
rupted digestion, are speedily removed by
@ AsrRINE AL drugGlsts.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-10-18

~. IT. IZII-UII u n, - Z IBTUHtIWHN' n y
CAnruoR MILK is the best Iiuimcut. Prfee25a
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29
HOME. FARM AND GARDEN.

Either pickles or catsup should be
eaten with cold meat.
Two thicknesses of newspaper
make good lining for apple barrels
Troy Iin1es.
The best pen-wiper is a piece of an
old kid-glove. No lint sticks in the
pen-nibs as from cloth.
-Sayory Eggs Fried: Take a dozen
hard-boiled eggs, cut them in halves
aud scoop out the yelks. Mix the yelks
with some tinely-minced cold chicken,
mushroom. shalot, a little lemon juice
and pepper and salt to taste. Put this
mixture into the white halves together,
pass a piece of thread through them,
roll lightly in egg and bread-crumbs and
fry to light brown. Boston Tran
script.
Cranberry Pudding: Cranberry pud-
ding is made by pouring boiling water
on pint of dried bread crumbs; melt
tablespoonful of butter and stir in.
When the bread is softened add two
eggs, and beat thoroughly with the
bread. Then put in a pint of the stewed
fruit, and sweeten to your taste. Bake
in a hot oven for half an hour. Fresh
fruit may be used in place of the cram
berries. Slices of peaches put in layers
make a delicious variation. a. Z.
Times.
"A lady who has remarkable success
in raising house-plants reveals the
secret OF her method in a note to the
New York. Post. The soil, she writes,
is about two-thirds good garden soil and
the rest is sand. 1t is kept light and
loose about the roots, and the plants
are Watered only as they appear to need
it. But the chief reason for their Won
derful growth and bloom is that when
any of the leaves wither and fall, in
stead of throwing them away she makes
little rolls of them and tucks them down
in the earth, where they decay. Ibis
is the only fertilizer she uses.
-Twenty-four years ago, says John
J. Thomas, we had three or four inches
of sand carted on part of a garden, the
soil Of which was too clayey for the sue
cessful or convenient raising of garden
vegetables. When this sand was well
worked in, the whole became an excel
lent sandy loan, just the soil for agree
able working. The labor of drawing on
the sand was considerable; but it was
| done in winter, when there was little
else for the man and team to dor and
the fine condition of the soil remains as
good as at first, and probably will for a
century to come. IN. 7. Tribune.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29
Personal AND LITERARY.

"A review recently started in India
is entitled Cream, the intention being
to skim the magazines Of Europe and
America.
-Soiourner Truths real name-or
that which had been given to her by her
first master--was Isabella Hardenburg.
IN Z. San.
Congressman Lanham, of Texas,
represents q district of eighty-seven
counties, some Of which are as large as
Massachusetts,.
Miss Winnie Hall, of Temple, Tex,
admits that she is the Oldest old maid
in America, if not in the wide world.
She was one hundred years old the other
day Chicago Herald.
Fine bust portraits Of President
Adams and Van Buren, have been recov-
cred from the garret OF the White
House, by President Arthur's order, and
hung up in the Red Parlor,
Mrs. George Bancroft, the wife of
the venerable historian: reached her
eightieth birthday recently. She is de-
.scribed as a very pretty lady, wonder
fully well preserved, and, indeed, much
healthier than her husband.
The volume of yoluminous speeches
and eulogies of the late Senator Ben
Hill, authorized by the Legislature of
Georgia has at length been issued-four
thousand copies for the use of the Sem
ate and light thousand for the use OF the
House.
MIR. Carlisle, the new Speaker OF
the House of Representatives is most
happy in his domestic relations. He
defers in everything to his genial and
dignilied wife, and frankly acknowl-
edges his obligations to her for the
success of his public career: Their
home in Covington is proyerbial for hos
pitality and good cheer .-C Chicago Her
aid
Long Branch, N. J., is the resi-
dence OF Jason Butler, aged one hun
dred and five, and his wife, who is
.ninety-three. Mr.. Butler proudly
claims to be. represented in all parts Of
the world, as he has one son doing mis-
.sionary work in China, another a sailor
now whaling in thec-pacific, a grand
child in England, and a grand-daugh-
ter married to trader in Rio de Janei-
10, Brazil.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29
HUMOROUS.

Tt is observed that, no matter how
.averse a man may be to walking. he
never takes kindly to riding rail.
Eyes 7 said Dadofallowski, i al.
ways think of q physician when see
one of those horrid gin mixtures.
:. Make you sick?" .Oh no, but it's
fizz shun. Boston Post.
Cheeky passenger: 'Any fear O.
my disturbing the magnetic currents,
Captain, by going near the compass?'
Captain: s.Uh, no, sir. Brass has no
effect on it whatever, sir. Punch.
"A member of the New York Pho
netic Club writes to this able and in
tiuential journal, asking us to "drop
the final ne in words. so ending, and
spell dialog, epilog, etc, etc. : Well,
we kick. We are willing to drop the
ne to limited extent, but when the
New York Language Club asks us to
spell glue, 81, we protest. t.-Burtsngto
HaDkeye.
"A trying ease: /" Oh nor she ex-
claimed, in CONSERVATION, surely not,
doctor!'' Yes" he said, '.you are
certainly threatened with scarlet fe-
ver.'' q What shall! I do, what shall /
,do?'' she moaned. in great distress.
so, doctor, couldn' you throw it into
some other kind of fever? Scarlet is
so trying to my complexion. "-Fhsta-
delphia Cal.
-.sAre you going to the German to-
morrow night, Amy?'' asked the high
school girl of her friend. Eyes. dear,
think I'll CO." was the reply, you
know Adolphie has taught me little
of the language. / can say kuessen
Sic Mich and aus gespiel and nix
cumrous.' Besides, am fond of sauer
kraut and bologna sausage, you know. !. .
Mildred tainted. OIL City Derrick.
--..Do you know, sir, that you have
outraged not only the fixed laws OF So
ciety, but you have lost the respect OF
YOUR friends and relations by marrying
this mulattoP" said an irate father to
his eldest son, who stood in defiant at
t;tude before him. ..What is your ex-
cuse for this grave and irremediable OF.
fense?'' ssI was color blind, father, !"
was the reply Of the innocent young
man. - The Judge.
What are you crying about9''
asked kind-hearted stranger of lad
who was standing in front Of a news
paper Office weeping as if his heart
would break. 40, dads gone up stairs
to lick the ed tor. Well, has he
come down YETI" pursued the gentle
Samaritan. e Pieces of him have" ex-
planned the boy, indulging in fresh
outburst of tears, and I'm expecting
the rest every minute. - Brooklyn
Ea1le
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29

"When YOU are old enough your
selves to meet and move with men and
women in business and good works fllfe.
vo,, will soon find some who are late &J
The appointed time, who come BUSTING
in, ten or fifteen minutes after the houf,
saying: 4 had no idea 1T was SO iate;
.My watch never deceived me before;..
3 I am very sorry to keep you waiting.
All such managers are poor TIMBER 10
make boards of. II they had the grace
of resignation, they would make room
for somebody not always al little behind
hand.
"The train starts at nine in the morn
inc, and they reach the station two
minutes late, and are left. The boat
goes at tive, and they arrive in time TO
| Be laughed at by the passengers who see
them Wiping the perspiration from their
| heated broWs. I knew Georgia
preacher who was holding forth in an
asylum to congregation of the insane.
He described man on scatfold about
to be hung, while in the distance comes
a messenger on horseback bringing
| pardon. But the hour of fate was just
at hand; a minute or two and it would
be too late. The preacher drew out the
agony, by talking and talking, till one
Of his crazed hearers cried: Cant you
hurry up a little? They'll hang that
man if you DON'T And when see
people dilly-dallying, wasting precious IS
time in doing nothing. L long to tell
them to hurry up, for life, soul, saliva s.'I
ton may be lost if they are only little
behindhand 1t is so in every relation,
calling and duty in life. It is the one
principle on which the prize OF success
in this world depends, and immortal
/ glory beyond. Now is the accepted
/ time.
..There, children dear. you have had
the the sermon I promised. The New
Year begins tomorrow, and the resolu-
ton want you to make is this, w lth
Gods good help, for which | will daily
pray, / will always be on hand, at the
moment. ready for every duty, and
will do with my might what am called
to do
/ While the sermon was in progress,
| the child who gave the conundrum had
quietly climbed into her grandfather S
/ lap. She was one of the irrepressible
sort of children, and could hardly wait
for him to make an end. when she ex-
claimed: "Grandpa, its just the other
way, isn't it? If man aaeuer gets lit
/ tie behindhand, he has three hands OF
/ four, and does more work and better
than the lazy fellow who is alaoays be-
hindhand. !"
.'That's so,' said the old man, and,
ssif you had said that at the beginning,
you might have been spared the ser
mon.
s.Yes," said John, the Oldest boy.
sbut that would have been a great loss
to us, and for one / promise not to be a
little behindhand, If [ can help it, as
long as / live
Goodnight. ALL" said the grand
1 father s'God bless you all with hap
py New Year..''
Happy New Year to you. grandpa, :
they cried in chorus, and went Oft to
bed. .heaagus." IN N. Z. Observer.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29
Faithful Carlo.

Little Mary and her great black New
foundland dog, Carlo, We're very
familiar picture to me.
l often stopped to look at them as
they ran about the yard. Ii it is q
warm afternoon, they lay asleep under
the large evergreen trees. Mary light
curls made a lovely contrast to Carlos
shaggy black sides. His loving gentle.
ness made him seem as good as he was
handsome. II.
Little Mary had naughty habit Of
running away from home. Carlo
would not leave her for a moment
He seemed to try to get her home again.
He ran before her, keeping her from
getting off the walks, and trying to coax.
her to turn about. Sometimes he would
succeed, and then I heard his joyful
bark when he saw her once more safely.
in the yard. If he could not get her
home, he would never desert her.
Wien she was tired out she laid her
curly head against his neck, ready to
90 wherever ne led. Then you may be
sure he led her home just as straight as
he could go.
One day, when I came out Of the
gate. Carlo met me, barking and Jump
1ng about in most anxious manner.
He ran q little way and then came back
to me, as il coaxing me to follow him.
/ thought him too wise a dog to be mis-
taken. so followed him, though u little
slowly He seemed to notice this and
to beg me to hasten. In a moment
more I saw dear little Mary toddling
along the railroad track.
/ felt sure that the dogs, quick ears
must have heard the train, which was
coming around the curve. / hurried
fast enough, can tell you. Carlo had
! never before allowed me to pick herup
even for a moment Now he seemed
fairly wild with Joy when | caught her
in MY arms. He led me home in a
perfect dance of delight.
| After that I was a privileged friend,
for CARO- never forgot that morning.
To the day of his death he thanked me
in his mute, loving way every time he
saw me.-Mrs. Frances Snaath, IN Oata
Little Ones.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29
Our Young Readers.
THE GLAD NEW YEAR.

Little children, don't you hear
Some one knocking at your door!
Don't you know the glad New Year
Comes to you and me once more
Comes with treasures ever new
Spread out at our waiting feet!
High resolves and purpose true
Round our lives to music sweet.
Ours to choose the thorns Or flowers,
1t we but mind our duty;
Spend Alright the priceless hours,
And life viii glow with beauty
Let us, then, the portals fling,
Heaping high the liberal cheer;
Welcome! Welcome, glad new year!
--EIizubeth 4. DdUts.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29
Recent false statements in regard

Recent false statements in regard
to Mrs. Theodore Tilton have developed
the facts thas she lives with her children
in one of the best streets in BROOKLYN,
receives Sl,20O per annum from Mr..
Tilton, and devotes her time and talents
to the study and teaching Of music
N. j.. Wat7ess.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29

"A recent university football match
in England resulted in broken leg, dis
located ankle, smashed nose. brain con-
cussion, and minor casualties too numer
GUS to mention.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-12-29

Colonel Ward Lamon is President
of the Gout Club at Denver.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-29
4 C0LLEGE EETICH.

Charles Francis Adams, jr., made an inter-
esting address at Harvard yesterday, portion
of which will be found elsewhere in to-day s
TRIBUNE, on the futility of requiring all
students to devote so much time, in preparing
for college, to the study of Greek and Latin.
He pronounces the requirement college
fetch. As recognized expert IN one of the
practical branches of scientific thought,
Mr. Adams's words are entitled to considerable
weight, Ii il an odd coincidence that he should
take somewhat similar view Of the practical
needs of Harvard to that enunciatcd, on the
previous day, by Governor Butler. Mr.. Adams
says that to him the study of Greek has
proved of no advantage. 1t was loss of valu-
able time, which he will never cease to regret
1t is undoubtedly true that the educational
methods Of our colleges, for the practical aims
of life, can be much improved. The infusion
of the subtitle spirit of dead literature, even
when acquired by the study of Greek, is n
poor substitute TO the majority OF students for
the ability TO follow modern thought in
living tongues or to meet strangers on the
neutral ground of speech. And all this cannot
be gained, in addition to the other college
requirements, in the time usually allotted to
comedies that knowledge of Latin Is essen
tial, but he thinks that choice should be al
lowed in the beginning between Greek and a
modern tongue. He has not found that the
smattering of Greek obtained at college has
been of any assistance in keeping abreast of
modern thought. There is truth in the state
ment that living questions cannot be grappled
through the medium of dead languages, but
knowledge of them is essential to the finished
scholar.
We fear, however, that Mr.. Adams has not
taken sufficiently broad view Of the benefits
of the Harvard curriculum to meet that of
the average student. He evidently wrote his
address before he heard from New-LOndon,
where Harvard carried off all the honors in
the college boat races. That does not look
as though too much time was devoted to the
study of Greek. 1t is practical end, such as
at least ought to crafty the Governor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-29
POLITICAL NEWS.

Mr.. Carlisle has probably made up his mind
that his chances securing the speakershp OF the neKs
Congress have wrecked by his ndscreet friends.
Their persistence running him the candidate OF tho
free traders has its natural result and he is now y
tuay out OF the race. He has announced himself
candidate for the Senate to succeed General Williams
whose term expires 1885 As Mr.. Carlisle was for
sometime the most prominent rival OF Mr. Randall this
new move on the part the former makes the election
of the latter TO Speakershp probable than
The Virginia Bourbons are in state of mind
over their convention which meets nextmonthn Lynch
burg The meeting is called for consultation aud not for
the nomination OF ticket State officers 70 DO
elected this year. And the question is whether de-
caration of principles shah be put FORTH and If one put
forth views shall be advocated II Ia universally
agreed the State debt must not be fooled with any
more but to the position TO be taken other qes
tons there is some difference The difficulty might DO
solved by simply declaring that We want TO beat Ma
hone" That Is the only principle involved.
The prospects Of an apportionment bill pas
sing the Pennsylvania Legislature no brighter now
during the regular session The Republicans are
support OF the bill which has passed the Senate
and win not recede from It. On the other hand the
Democrats stubborny lighting for their own measure
and have Leen ndscreet enough TO threats OF what
the would DO In their demands are not
acceded TO. They imagine that fair division OF tns
Congressional districts would give them thirteen out
Of the twenty II reapportonment ON tner pan