National Republican., 1883-06-30

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MY darling true, my heart for you
Is soul; It can't expire
Al lot your voice my heart rejoice
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-NOrrsio,en Herald
'1'Is the last roes Of summer--shad are all
most OUT. UH et
HELENA, Ark, has two nourishing news
papers owned and controlled by colorcd men.
CHArrANooGA is making extensive prepa-
ratons for the celebration Of tho fonrth OF July.
DocroRs gravoly assert that the porspira-
ton coming out on bald heads is poisonous This
is rough on flies,
TUE first cotton mill in California is soon
TO be built at oakland. The southern part of tho
state Is regarded as favorable TO cotton culture.
In the Richmond editors will refer to that
standard work entitled, English as she IA
! spoke, they will find tie following; "lle was
/ hghcd in duel"
ONE style Of The new broad -Jrimmcl sun
hats is called the MAUD Muller" us intended
TO make hay while the sun shines and rake in
| tho Judge. Ndto orleans fgcipine
! TfMHE is only one unmarried Young lady
In Glen Mary, rohn. This is mentioned merely
| inr the benefit of bashfll bachelor, who have not
yet decided where to spend thoIrvacaton.
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! IL the regions of Arkansas great fears are
cNpresscd that The pine timber VIII be Destroyed
/ 10y mn tus 20 which ha. lalviy ma1c s appearance
and which 1cstop's forests Of pInein aG'wday&'
EN;G"vlrNon WILLIAM swim Of yir-
I sina, over cShly yca,s old, now iglldcs at Wate
/ renton, IN thut state, aud well Known us "Extrn
smith, lie was the nratsiar route conttictor
80 You'yEgiyen up keeping boardors, Mrs
! Phnglc! Couldn't you make itpayg" "Oh,ycs;
! made It pay VOL enough, bnt the mistake
made was that made It pay the boardcH."---
l-o,,ters Gazette.
| THE descendants Of Rcbaeca Noursc, who
was executed in salem, Mass, IN iGg2, in uouse-
quence OF the witchcrait deltlson, propose Hold
ing n basket picnic IN July at the old homestead
in Tnplcyvillc, Mass.
IS some Maine towns yhcrc the bicyclers
/ from this region have been travelling, the party
couldn't have been moro honorcd II II had been n
circus In one town the schools wcre closed TO
give the children chance to gaze f
ALLAN PrNKERroNs house has been bur
glarzed five times within three years. IIo is too
busy hunting other peoples robbers to look after
his own premises. IL is another illustration of
the old adage, "A shoemaker with poor shoes.p
AFTER long period of comparative stag
nation tho tnstc for frogs legs Is spreading rapidly
/
up with the demand. One dealer in New Jersey
has one hundred frog catchers constantly at
work, s
"No, SIR" said tho physician who had
worked over the Texas man iished out of tho
| water unconscious, II never could have brought
him back to life. II that circus procession hadn't
pissed he never would have regaine d conscious
ness .n--Boson PoA. 10
| RECENTLY tho reporter of an Oshkosh pa
per wrote an account of tho drowning of boy
| and said. "The remains were insonsible when
recovered After razing his salary the manag-
ing editor remarked that to be over. truthful was
worse than telling downright lic
IIosr (rcally in agony about his polished
inlnid Aoor)-"lladn't you bottor come on tho
carpet, old folow2 I'm so afraid you might
slip, you know" Guest with wooden leg) -"o,
it's all right old fellow thanks! There's nail
in the end, you Enow.r College Journal.
| . MILWAUKEE reports rare instance of fra
ternat Affection young man there got his
brother under the influence of drugs and then
eopcd with his wife. Such tender solicltudo in
bearing unothers burdens is seldom eyinced IN
| this selfish world. burlington Free Press.
THE helmet hat on u policeman is a
puzzler. 1t gives no intimalion Of which way tho
| officer IS going. The hoodlnm gucssos he is going
away from the disturbance, when in fact it is lust
| possible the peeler may be running to it.--New
Orleans Picdyune "Just possible is good.
SOMEBODY told II Young English nobleman
thatto be popolHr in Boston society he must pro-
fess TO be very fond OF baked beans. And So when
he dinod at Mrs. Beaconstreet's, he said in a loud
| voice to the servant; I" Pass the baked beans,
please" There were none, of course, and tho
hostess said she insulted. .H
"WE hate to be neutral in stirring times
when right and wrong are in earnest grapple"
| SAYS an eastern editor, ''but the sight of two
wonon cawing each other is too solemn an occas-
sion for our taking hand in the scrimmage and
we breathe easier when we have fortified our
neutrality by placing few fences between II and
the seat OF war"
FROM Tennessee we learn that the wheat
crop larger and better than for many years; that
| II convention OF farmers will meet at Nash-
Vile ON the eleventh of September; that the Bur
association VIII meet at Bon Aqun Springs on the
eleventh and twelnh OF July, and that Loudon
has factory which turns out So 900 bedseads and
10000 chpirs annually.
"ADArf was the first man," n Syracuse Sun.
day school teacher explained "Solomon was the
wise man, and Cain, who killed his brother was
the first base man" Then the boy who had a ball
| iii his hip pocket and bat tucked under tho
church steps asked; "Say, VIII At nine did he play
with, and II he could Kill men why didn't they
have him pitch T'-Syrdcise Herald l
After shooting at it eight or nine times
Mr.. W., IL. Richardson finally killed, with ninth
shot few days ago q milk wlto deer In the for
est near Bigbee, Ala. Tho negroes think that
white deer ar akin to witches and are probably
delighted that one of them has been laid low.
Two more of the beautiful creatures have been
seen recently in the forests Of Washington county,
Ala. .m
THE caustic Cincinnati Enqubcrss croaks
"Mr Howard Carroll win be sent to the United
States senate from New York when the pigs be-
gin to fly," and the New Orleans Picabr.ns throws
cold water over the Qdeen City scribe by remark
ing that Cincinnati editors would be much ncatur
and more effective ii they wonld occasionally sink
the shop and let pork alone when u simlo IL
needed.
"A TELEuRAPHIC account the burning OF
vinegar factory at san Jose says the fire pre-.
sentcd magnificent picture Of destruction. Tho
San Francisco Post says il must have resembled a
girl in the act of getting away with her fourth
plato Office cream, than whichno more magnia-
cent picture of destruction can be Imagined Ex-
cent, perhaps Jersey mosquito that has been
mashed on the wall by pillow.
AN experiment was made recently at Paris
tO determine the power Of a erOcodiles jaw. The
animal was fixed on table with its upper jaw
connected with dynanomoer. An electric
shock caused him TO give sudden snap. Three
hundred and eight pounds was marked on the in
strument It was calculated that tho contractile
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