The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-08-16
COurtship In ArknnSas.

81 tell you, sir, Indignantly exclaimed
Colonel Webey, addressing n young
man who aspired to the hand Of his only
child. that shall never give my con
sent to union which know would he
unhappy"
"We love each other" replied young
Balecufi."
Love he etcrnally blnwed So could
have said years ago. WAS de:n,rd tn
The woman | married and she Was drvo,.
ed to me.
"Y"u have lived happily with each
other, nav" you nnl?"
"linppily!" the Colonel cnntrmp,u-
ously repeated" IL didn't have money
enough to insure happiness. Even in
Arkansaw man must have money. His
vile may be devoted to bin, hnt if lie
fails IL provide those little deiicacies
whirh make life SO enjoyable To u woman
she will speak Of this sad lack of cnul-
| inrt, and inslend of nttributing it tn
financial innhility will regard il as will
iul neg lrct. AZ time. she will be melt
ing with affection and vow that your
love is all that she cares for in this
world, but when some one who in world
~ goods seems no richer than yourself
rides in II buggy with his wife she loscs
sight of the great sustaining love and
banker after tangible afirctiona stree,
display Of love-"
II am Il young man nf energy and
good business capacity. | can work and
earn money"
"No use in prolonging the conversn-
tiun. / have told you that you should
not marry IN. daughter shall keep
close watch, ami if see you here again
| shall net with violence"
"Well, Colonel" said the young man
with firmness, las tho gentler have
failed, am compelled to adopt the last
resort: Sons time ago, before you sus-
pected that ! was attached to your
daughter, you borrowed $40 from me.
DO not vince, sir; hear me through.
tion. but haven't. Now, sir, intend
in annoying me, shall dun you for the
money every time see you
The Colonel sat for moment in deep
thought. Finally he said: Say, Bob,
don't sny anything more about tho $40;
lend ME 81 moro and take the girl."-
arkansas 7rarcNcr.
"A Florida man has IN alligator
farm" says an exchange. Bynnd bye
this item will read: "a farm of nlliga-
tors has Florida man."
In fevers malaria. billiousness, heart
burn ETC.. nothing is so beneficial as
Browns iTou Diticrs.
81 don't want no rubbish, no fine
sentiments, if you please," said the
widow, who was asked what kind OF an
epitaph she desired for her late husbands
tombstone. Let it be short and simple
something like this: William John.
sou, aged seventy.iive years. The good
die young
= 1t is all well enough to say with the
poet that truth, wherever found. will
draw forth homage from the pure heart
but just go aud tell woman once that
her little boy is one Of the drtest imps
in town, and see how much homage you
will draw from her heart, no matter how
pure it may be.
= "What have you got for dinncr7" in.
quirrd disgus,cd drummer of the wait
er. The drummer had been in town
twenty four honr. without taking an
order Roast duck, sir" "Ah! was
the duck shot on ihr wing !" Il guess
80" Trying To yet away from this
c',s-rd place. WASH, h"?" ~ prcslnr
likely enough. sir" "Gonh bird; saga.
cinus fowl; rdro nris I admire his
pluck and pity his misfortune. Ynm
may bring me that duck. III take the
whole of him IN help him along pn
the road. San francisco Post.