Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-10
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old adversaries of human comfort, and most diff
cult to exterminate, is rheumatism. Many middle
aged people suffer with it, and the old folks
who have it find it the pest of their lives. The
case of venerable lady of Lewiston, Mass, is of
great interest to the victims of this tough old
envy. Mrs. SWEET says: 81 have been using PERRY
DAvIs's PAIN KILLER for about eight years. As
soon as 1 apply PAIN KILLER have almost imme-
diate relief from PAIN
''Boys,'' said rural school teacher, knowledge
never comes without seeking. Stick pin there"
And then as he shot up in his seat like jack in his
box he offered reward of five dollars for the boy
who had stuck pin there.
have been very sick over two years. They all
gave up past cure. L tried the most skilful
physicians, but they did not reach the worst part
The lungs and heart would fill up every night and
distress me, and my throat very bad. I told
my children never should die in peace until had
tried Hop Btters. have taken two bottles They
have helped me very much indeed. 1 now well.
There. was lot of sick folks here who have seen
how they helped me, and they used them and are
cured, and feel as thankful as do that there is
valuable medicine made.
MRS. JULIA CUSHING.
Ashburnham, Mass, Jan. IA, $780,
"Jula, my little cherub, when does your sister
Ida return" Julia-"I don't know" ''Didn't
she say anything before she went away" Julia
"She said that if you to her she'd be gone
till doomsday.'
ga CONSERVATIVE children of Israel were
fed by mamma, sent from Heaven. This was
an undoubted case of ssGod-send" The anchor
alton of human ills and ailments has been often un-
dertaken, and as often failed. Elys Cream Balm,
however, ''has been weighed in the balance and not
found wanting" 1t is sovereign, speedy, certain,
and pleasant for Catarrh Cold in the Head.
Thousands of persons have attested this fact 'Ey
Cream Balm is God-send,'' wrote Mrs. NJ. A.
jackson, of Portsmouth, n. H., on May ed, 1882.
81 had Catarrh for three years; had tried nearly all
remedies, but to no purpose. Two three times
a week my nose would bleed quite freely, and l
thought the in it would never heal. Your
Balm has cured mes This preparation is not a
liquid a snuff, and is easily applied Can you,
reader, afford to experiment with injurious snuffs
and injections when pleasant and certain cure is
at hand?
A little fellow lately asked his parents to take
him to church with them. They said he must wait
till he was older. s'Wen," was his shrewd sugges.
W,
when get bigger may not want to go.''
DON'T SPILL THE MILK.-''There is no use crying
over spilled milk says the old saw. If you are
not only bald, but have life in the of youl
hair there is no crying that, either. Take
both time and yourself by the orelock while there
is a forelock left. Apply Parker's Hair Balsam tc
your hair before matters get worse. 1t will arrest
the falling off of your hair and restore its origina
color, gloss and sotness. 1t is a perfect dressing
withal, clean, richly perfumed, cools and heals th
| scalp.
| 1t was Fuller who said, CHE that spends all hi
life in sport is like who nothing bu
fringes and eats nothing but sauces.
CURED WHEN PHYSICIANS GIVE UP.-sOnr fam
lily physician gave up our child to die,'' wrot
Henry Knee, Esq, of Verilla, Warren Co., Tenn
| cit had fits. Samaritan Nervime has cured tn
| child S1.50.
Fast trains. Stuck in the snow with no provis
| ions aboard.
WHAT WE CAN CURE, LET'S NOT ENDURE.-Ifw
can cure ache, or a spran, or pain, or a lame
ness, burn, bruse, bite, by usin
| Thomas Electric Oil, let's do it. Thomas Eclet
tric Oil is known to be good Let's try it.
How to make Maltese cross Tread on he
tail.
The Hop Plasters have wonderful sale, an
whyl Because they cure Back Ache, Stiff Joint
Pain in the Side aud all Soreness in any part. Pc
pie appreciate them. Any druggist, % cts.
A Michigan man who lost both legs in a saw
mill now sits around and tells about the terrib
battles of the late war. That's the sawed off ma
he is.
MAID OF ORLEANs.-Sweet-hearts and wive
lovers and husbands, don't forget the benefit derive
from the use of Hatchs Februge Mixture when yc
were young and in your maturer years The III
versal testimony is sI:'s the best Cough Medicine
1t costs but % cents try it, and is for sale at
the stores.
sob, MAJ exclaimed little girl, glancing at Ii
steam gauge on stationary engine, sits ff
O'Clock. didn't know as it ever got SO late
that
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thirty days to men young or old who are affiict
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