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OLDDOMINION STEAMSHIP It's.
~ COMPANY. s1:skss<ss
FOR NEAy YORK

FUN NJ lOkh.
rms company "lll DISPATCH one Of theirsplendid
steainers-GU iANDOTTE, EOANOhE. MAN
HAITIAN. Old DOMINION. ana RICHMOND
EVERY TUESDAY, FRIDAY. and SUNDAY
lTor hours Of sailing, see advertisement below.J
steamers leave New orkTt ESDAl :, THUS
DAIS.and SATURDAYS AT 3 Z. VI. from Pier 20
new nunberl. North river foot Of Beach street.
They have splendid saloons, -tate-rooms, and
bathrooms.
The fare, accommodation and attentions are
Sfter-cabin fare 70 New York dncludlng meals
and berth. SO: rCund-tIip tickets Sls Storage,
with subsistence, ~; without subsistence 40.
weights Tor points BEYOND New York forwarded
with dispatch, and no charge made except actual
expenses incurred.
tcciglt received until g O'Clock =. ". daily.
For authorization. apply 10
GEORGE ". ALLEN 4 CO., Agent,
iy29 Office Comnany'f wharyes. Rockets
EOR NEW YORK.-The Old lsc-4
4 Dominion steamship CoLpanv's esaeksssz
proposed saiings for the week following are:
WYANOKE, Captain IULPHERs. FRIDAY
August 9Th. at 3 O'Clock J.. NJ
ROANOKE. captain CoCCH, SUNDAY, August
10Th, at o'clock +. NJ. -.
OLD DOMINION, Captain WALKER, TUES
DAY. August 2lst al 3 o'clock z. VI.
Freight received until o'clock L. VI. Friday, o
o'clock p. VI. saturday, and TO 2 O'Clock +. 81.
Tuesday.
Through bills OF ladlng signed and goods for
warded with dispatch % all points north, south,
east, aad west; also TO foreign ports.
Passenger accommodations unsurpassed.
After-cabin fare 10 New YORK Including meals
and berth) $40; rOund-triptickcts, us; steerage,
with subsistence 81; without subsistence, SO.
Passengers leaving Richmond Mondays, Tues
days, Wednesdays. and saturdays by the Richmond
and Petersburg railroad ~ 1881 A. NJ, or by
Chesapeake and Ohio railway cfd NewpOrt's News
ut 4 10 4. NJ. viii maze connection nc Norfolk
with steamer leaving those days. Tickets 10 be had
al the Richmond and Petersburg depot, Chesl-
peako and Ohio depot, and a. ". CARRIERS, 1000
Main street.
For freight or passage, apply 10
GEORGE w. ALLEN & CO., Agents,
M ID ComDany's Wharf Rockets.
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DEPAKTUKE OF STEAMERS.

Dbi n ~ III vi Sh Us Amy
ONLY ONE DOLLAR cfruaJ
o. POINT coMFoRTTG. NEwpoRfs ~ SrWs
AND NORFOLK.
ONLYS2 TO WASHINGTON, DC.
VIRGINIA STEAMBOAT COMPANY's
JAMES RIVER LINE FOR
OLD POINT COMFORT. NEWPORr'S NEWS,
NOKfOLh, rUkr>H Mouth, AND JAMES
RIVER LANDINGS DIRECT.
CONNECTS All OLD POINT FOR HAMPTON
10y stagcl, oAi TlMORF, AND 1nE
NOkfD SAME AFTERNOON.
ALSO CONNECTS AT OLD POINT FOR
WASHINGTON, ID. c.,
AND At NORFOLK WITH STEAMERS For
EASTERN SHORE OF VIRGINIA,
VIEWPOINTS NEWS WITH STEAMER g." Nc
COMAG" FOR SMlTUFlFLD.
ONLY RULrn WITHOUT TRANSFER, AND
ONLY ALL-WArER ROUTE.
JAMES RIVER Bl DAYLIGHT.
CHEAPEST ROUTE.
RATES MUCH LESS THAN HALF CHARGED
by ANY OTHER POUTE.
sARE Round mir. 800 no LINT.
FARE TO WASHINGTON, D.C.,t2
FARE ROUND TRIP. $3.50.
WAY-LANDING FARES FROM Csc. TO soc.
MEALS, Toe.
The elegantly rebuilt and fast steamer
ARIEL,
carrying United states MALL
=. e.. CLIFFORD. Commander.
leaves Richmond every TUESDAY. THURSDAY,
and SATURDAY, AZ 7 A. n, STREET CARS
CONNECT IN FULL TlAEJ Tor sboye-Dame1
places. Returning the steamer leaves Norfolk Old
Point, and Viewpoints News on alternate days, Ar
irving ~ Richmond a. about Il. VI.
Through tickets on sale on steamer and at GAR
beI's Agency. 1000 Main street. Baggage checked
sTATEROOMS CAN BE ENGAGED FOR DAY
OR NIGHT.
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~ regular passenger trains ,tni, Al Bon Air
SPECIAL EXCLUSION TRAIN leaves Rich
mond at5:l5 L. NJ onTUE~DAlS and FRIDAYS
Ofcch week. Returning leave Bon Airat lOP. II.
arrive at Richmond ~ lO:3O l.. N.
PGLLMAN-CAR SERVICE
ON Tram 5o-.hcw YORK and Montgomery CfG
Washington and Danyiilc.
en- Train 52-lichmund and Danviilc. and
Washington and Augusta, Charlotte and Mont
gOmery.
Tickets sold TO an points ,outh, southeast. and
fouthwest. and baggage chcckcdihrDugh.
NOlay-0yeg cheeks given Oh local tickets.
VI. SLAUGHTER.
ncneral Passenger Agent
sol HAAS, Trafnc Manager.
4. VI. Il. IALCOIT. General Manager. W
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CtALEOFYALT[ABLE REAL ESTATE

GALE OF VALUABLE REAL ESTATE
y AND WATER-POWFR on JAMES RIVER.
~ ALHEMAELE COUNTY. NA.-Pursuant 70
decree Of the Circuit Court Of Albemarle conn
~, Va. rendered In the chanccry suit Of Hood rs.
Bateman. the undersigned. special comml ssion-
ors, will sell ut public auction. In the town ofIiOw-
ardsyille, Albcmarlc county, Va. at II O'Clock NJ,
FRIDAY. AUGUST 81, 1883,
the following property-yiz.:
TulRTY-SlX ACHES OF LAND, situated on
Rockhsh river adjacent 10 the Richmond ana AZ
Ioghanv railroad, on James river having water
trout Of nearly THREE QUARTERS OF A
MILE.
fall, and equal 10 lOO-hor-c power or more. and
cauahle of working on 4 large scale cotton, WOOL
len, lumber, or any kind Of machinery.
II Is said % De the most valuable w!tcr-power on
the line of the Richmond and Allegheny railroad
between Lynchburg and Richmond.
There Is on the place a DWELLTNG-HOUSE
B.h ik TIi. ASH ~ Tor
working iron and one for working wood, the two
Jointly being 24N6O feet: "A good stable two
and other out-hOuses. II Is situated ninety miles
from Richmond and about hfty miles from
Lynchburg. II Is rare that such valuable property
TERMS: $1,000 in cash residue on credit, equal
insamcnts Of one. two, and three years. 10 be Sc
cured By bonds of the purchaser with approved
personal security. bearing interest from day Of
sale, and payable in one, two, and three years
thereafter and by retention Of the title to the pro-
purchaser pays as much as one third OF The pur-
chase-mOney in cash. then personal security on
the bonds for deferred payments viii Dc dispensed
with. MfCAJAlT WOODS,
CAMM PATTESON.
Special Commissioners.
p. 5. Parties desiring further informs tlon about
the property VIII communicate with Miciiah
Woods. Charlottesville, Va. or Camm PattesOn,
IlOwardsyille, Va. SIR. T.. Bateman. who resides
on the property, viii take pleasure I'm showing the
premises 10 any one. MiCAJAH WOODS,
CAMN PATTESON,
jy 1s-Wtds Special Commissioners.
GALE OF $500 ACRES OF LAND IN
- CHARLOTTE AND MGCKLENBURG.-As
commissioners of the Circuit Court of Mecklen-
burg We VIII sell 10 the highest bidder, at public
auction, At Barnesylle, Charlotte county, Va, on
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1883,
commencing at | | o'clock \. NJ, what are known
AS the :" BARNES LANDS including The town Of
Barnesyille.
They are divided into 80 TRACTS of from %
TO 1900 acres and contain I'm the aggregate about
5000 acres, all lying contiguous 10 each other.
and having upon them valuable improvements Of
every kind.
GAINESVILLE Is nine miles from Roanoke station,
Richmond and Danyiilc railroad, and seven miles
from Chase city, Richmond and Mecklenburg
railroad.
This sale offers rare opportunity for securing
good homes, or for inycsiment.
For fuit Their Information. terms, &C.. see posters
or apply to WILLIAM v. ATKINS,
WILLIAM F.. HOMES,
au 9-2tawtds Commissioners, Boydton, Va.
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For Tickets, Timetables. aud all Information.
call on A. W. CARRIER & co. 1000 NAN street,
and Ticket Agent az tie Richmond aud Dau'lle
depot.
state-RoOms AMI Bertbs secured ~ Application
AZ this Office. ". SLAUGHTER,
General Passenger Agent.
No. Tenth street
COT HAS Traffic Manager IS
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KANAWHA SPLINT COAL.

Attention of dealers and consumers IS invited
10 the above SUPERIOR COAL, beng justly con-
sdered the best the market. and gives universal
satisfaction. Orders for winter supplies solicited.
:. l.. LA1HROP,
Sole Agent for Richmond,
y27 Seventeenth street. az Draw bridge.
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Vt.-il 90. IL connects At Burkc lille with Nor-
fok and Western railroal for Farmyillc, LyBch-
burg, and all southwestern points.
Train No. 30 Through pas -cngeri stops % All sta
lions. connecting At Sutlcrn's with Milton snd
>uthcrin NarrOw-'iaugc railroad for Milton. al
Gr-2rstCro' for all points on salem Branch: AT
Atlanta for III poiub south aud southwest, NJ
Salisbury for all points on Western North Carolina
railroad.
Train No 30 Through passenger and maiil stops
at ALL stations, connecting at Sutherlin'- with Mil
ton and Sutherln Narrow-tiIugc railroad for
Milton at Greensboro for an points ON salem
Branch and NOrih Carolina division a Charlotte
with Charlotte. tsluGbis sLd Augusta railroad Tor
Columbia. tuynsta. -sVs' nan. ana Florida points,
with atlanta aud Charlotte division for Atlanta
and all points south and southwest
Trains from The south arrive az Richmold At
1888 Il. NJ, $50 \. NJ, and l:lZ a. VI
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Passenger trains connect ut West Point daily
except sunday with steamers Ion Baltimore and
the North.
Freight trains leaving Richmond ~ Twenty
urth street depot al f.3U -. . . and 80 y.
VI. VIII have nassengpr-C,sfhrs y 'tarhtd. ArTlNe
Richmond 1910 4 VI. passenger; i2.2S 4. VI.
an 1910 L. VI. freight
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PLOTS WHICH msCARRIED.

There are other details published tend.
ing to prove MeDermott's treachery to the
Irish cause. The members OF the Can.na.
uae' were SO well convinced Of his iniamy
ihat Il was proposed to kill him--tirst at
the Iombs, where he appeared in the pre-
urinary hearing against Gaynor, and sec
ond on The BROOKLYN bridge; but both at
leinpts mlsearried, owing TO the presence
WIN iim OF innocent persons who might
have been injured.
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WANTED, THE PUBLIC TO KNOW
w that am prepared 10 MOVE HOUSES lin
city or country, IRON SAFES, and HEAVY
MACHINERY. in addition 10 my leaning busi-
ness W. A. q. COLE,
No. 1919 Cary street.
have sold out 10 Mr.. W. \. o. COLE my
HOUSE. MOVING BUSINESS. and recommend
HIM to my friends and the public generally.
Il. 10 THOMAS Hurry.
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DOR RENT, THAT DESIRABLEAa
l. THREE-STORY BRICK RESIDENCEn Il
soo south Fourth street, corner Byrd: ten rooms,
h,chen. servants room. dry cellar coal and wood
cellar, hot and cold water. bathrooms and mod
ern convenienccs. For terms. apply at 1907 Main
street au 1l-lw
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THE ELEGANT NEW HOUSEHOLD
a FuRNITuRE OF Mr.. l. WOLF0RD, WHO
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WANTED. A STU ALTON AS
w TEACHER by \ LADY competent to
teach French. music. and the English branches.
Address Miss T.. 4. c.. care Postmaster, Scotts-
burgh Va, ~ 29-cOdl jts
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DOR RENT, THAT HANDSOMEH
Il DETACHED THREE-STORY BIICkAl
west Grace street. No. s37, containing twelve
rooms besides closets &C., with hot aud cold water
ana all the modern improvements. Possession
VIII be given September 20ih next. Apply 70
au 12-Su,Tu&Th3t SUTTON 4 co.
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WI CONiMlS~ION.-A GENTLEMAN who has
occupied prominent position in mercantile cir
Giles several years, and is well acquainted In the
various branches of iradc-mercantilc and manu-
facturing-in Nashville, Tenn. + prepared t. act
as AGENT FOR MANUFACTURERS AND JOB
BEERS References uneXceptlOnable. Correspond
ence solicited. Address PENN, No. Noel block
Nashville. Tenn. All l2-Su& W2t
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Prepare Winter Clothing Now.

Sudden changes Of temperature, and
cold, penetrating winds may now be looked
for, and 1t is prudent to be ready to meet
them promptly. Strong, vigorous persons
in full blood, may resist fall Of twenty or
thirty degi ees in the thermometer,bu but none
are sure of doing SO. A change from 500 to
400 or 800, before the system is Injured I"
cold, is more felt than 10 in December and
January. So good warm under and outer
c,othing should be at hand for instant use
when an unexpected northerly blast comes
4 cold caught in the autumn is apt to last a
hong time, lift do not chance to terminate
fatally. Let the winter apparel he looked
over at16nee, mended and remndeled. and
new clothing ordered. Tailors and seam
stresses, if to he employed, will be over
busy and less accommodating later ON than
now, aud fabrics are in more variety at III.
stores, aud cost no more npw than at a later
lay.
To doubly protect the throat and lungs,
Inc the undershirt inside, both tack ant
front and we'll down the waist, with warm,
soft flannel. Give special care also to the
ieet and limbs. Home knit stockings OF
soft wool are by far the best. Line the
heels and knees Of children's stockings
with flannel. - american AgriculturiSt for
October.
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FARMERS COLUMN.
,-lur7f-- , = -,,-rsr-7f-.
s{s;89gSs !
How TO Cure Ere Eating.

Sometimes the habit is formed by care
lessness of the kitchen maid, or house
keeper, in throwing the egg shells in the
pal and giving them with the other waste
to the hens This should meyer be done, if
you want the hens to respect their own
eggs. Understanding the cause Of this
unthrirty habit, it is not very difficult 10
provide remedy. From a recent expert
encc, we have found that the habit is very
much broken by an abundant supply Of
crushed shells. 1t had grown SO bad in
flock OF twenty Light Brahams, owing to
neglect of this ration, that they deyoured
every egg, without the closest watching, at
the cacl,le ofevery laying hen. Giving the
shells every morning, the craving ceased
and we found the eggs remaining in the
| nests undisturbed. As an assistant to this
remedy, we manufactured an egg trap from
a common nest box. This is so simple that
any one accustomed TO the use OF tools can
make it in an hour or two. A slight incli
nation of the board upcn which the nest
| egg is fastened will cause the new laid egg
to roll away from under the hen, beyond
her reach, as soon as it is dropped. The
rear board has the same inclination toward
the centre, and pr jects over the other
board far enough to protect the egg when it
has rolled away. The space between the
boards is Just wide enough to give free pas
sage to the eggs. The egg box may be lined
with handful Of sawdust, or chafi, to pro
tect the shells from cracking, II the back
board be furnished with hinges, it can be
used as a lid, to allow the removal Of the
eggs. 1t is complete gg-trap, aud with
| The oyster shells, In our case, sbatcd the
nuisance of egg eating. Many think, that
| when hen has contracted the habit Of egg
eating, the shortest way is the best, and in
stead of eating she is rut in a way to be
eaten. But good layer is too valuable To
be given up without an effort to reform her
bad habit, often acquired through the neg
ligence OF the owner. The egg trap works
admirably, and secures the end desired by
placing It out of power ofthe hen to do mis-
Observation-Disclosures Tor Oct.
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ADVICE 10 MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest by sick child suffering and cry
ing with pain of cutting teeth7 j SO, send
at once and get bottle Of Mas. WiNsLow' g
SooTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN 1EETHING.
Its value is incalculable. 1t will relieve the
poor little sufferers Immediately. Depend
upon it, mothers, there is no mistake about
it. 1t cures dysentery and diarrhoea ,regu.
lates the stomach and bowels, cures wind
collie c,spftens the gums, reduces Inflammation
and gives lone and energy 10 the whole sys
TEN. Mrs. WINsLow's SooTHING SYRUr
FOR CHILDREN TEETHlSG is pleasant to The
taste. and is the prescription of one OF the
oldest and best female physicians ant
nurses liz the United States, and is for snlr
by all druggists throughout the world
Price rs cents a bottle.
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Improve the Kitchens.

The question is, what shall be done to
the kitchen to make it bright and attractive,
and the suggestions given are intended par
| ticularly f.r country kitchens. which seem
to be very often the thorOugllare, if not the
resting place for the family. Vines, Of
aud at that time they are not needed 81
much, as the kitchen doors are frequently
lraped with honey suckles or morning
.lories on tho OUTSIDE, AS well as the kitchen
windows. But in the winter, when it l.
.uld aud cherries outside, and the graceful
vines have turned into brow ,, dead looking
stalks, try to have something green and
resh in the kitchen. Train vine, If only
a sweet.potato vine, on one Of the window d,
and besides, having saved all the empty
cans from canned fruit or vegetables, paint
couple of them red; haye two holes bored
each near the top, through which to run
the strings, by which they are to be suspend
ed over the window. In oie plant, WAN
iering jew" or Tradescantia. so easy 10
grow from slips, and which will soon run
N the sides making it II thing of beauty;
and in the other, which must be nearly full
Of water, lay an old sponge or piece o.
white Gotten, oyer which sprinkle FAX seeds
lhicBly, keeping the the cotton moist where
they are sown. In two or three weeks these
will sprout, aud the cotton will be covered
with a beautiful green messy looking
growth.
Save the old kitchen chairs; cut off the
lower part of the legs, to make them con-
veuient or comfortable height. Then make
a bag the size of the seat, of some old ticking
nr other material, and stuiit with fine shaw
ing OF slyered husks, and after mailing it Sc
c1rely on tue saats, cover with bright ere
tonne or chintz, The former can be bough
fur twenty or twenty five cents q yard, aid
would lie forwarded from a city store OF
send ing the order, aud giving an idea
the ground color wanted. Two or three
palm leaf fans painted bright red woult
decorate the wall very Prcttily. If the edge
are worn, they can be bound with som'
material of the same color. The lower par
Of the dresser would Look well, il, insleaC
of being covered with the usual pieces o
scalloped newspapers, 1t were covered will
u strip of crash towelllng, the ends fringsC
out, and the centre ornamented with I
large letter in ren cotton or worsted en-
broidery.-S. NJ, in American Aqricutar
ist for October.
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It's too bad, Sir nr Madam, but don't ge
frightened. Your hair is falling on-that''
'ertaiu. A glance in the mirror, or an in
vestigating committee of fingers tell the dis
nal story. We won't discuss the possib!,
'ause. 1t is enough that PArker's Hail
3alsam used now will prevent further de
druction. lsynur hair snmewhat gray too
and crisp? Alas, yes. The Balsam vii
Sive back the original cnlor, softness ant
.loss. Not dye, not oily, elegantly per
umed, perfect dressing.
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JADWIN'S TAR SYRUP is manufac
ured from Pure Pine Tar procured drer
rom North Carolina for this purpose only
md is unlike nine out OF ten so. called Ta
Syrups which are made from the oil OF tar
product taken from coal tar withou. an,
medicinal properties whatever only as I
ilavor. The tar is combined with some O
he best demulconts and expectorants ii
lse, making pleasant and agreeabl'
.yrup for Coughs or Colds. It's remedia
qualities are unexcclled. For sale at #. b
Thomas drug store.
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The Hop Plaster will cure Back Ache,
at druggists.
Never excuse a wrong action by say-
ing that some one else did the same thing.
Joplin, Mo.--Dr. j. b. Morgan says: "a
6ud that Browns Iron Bitters gives entire
satisfaction TO all who use it,"
II you wish to be really happy take q
good deal Of outdoor exercise and never run
in debt. .9
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THE VOLTAIo BELT Co., Marshall, Mich.
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts and Electric Appliances ON tria
tor thirty days to men (young or old) who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health
and maulY yigor. N. B.-No risk is incur
red, as thirty days trial is allowed. Sly
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When you harvest caLbages do not
leaya the stumps in the field or throw them
on the compost heap. Either pan helps
perpetuate club root. They should be
burned.
Lemon Pudding; Beat the yclks Of two
eggs lights add two cupluls of sugar dis
solve four tablespoons of corn starch in a
little cold water; put in the juice Of two
lemons, with some of the grated peel, Mix
all together with a tablespoonful Of butter.
Bake about fifteen minutes. When done
spread oyer the top the beaten whites OF
the eggs and brown.
The Carbon County Fair commences
in this borough on Tuesday, o,t. I'd.
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Gardiner, Me. Mr.. Daniel Gray, a
his wife had severe rheumatic pains; so Sc
we're rs TO render her unable To sleep. From
the application OF the famous Germapi Rem .
edy, st. Jacobs Oil. she experienced nnmis-
taxable relief, and in two hours the pain
had entirely gone.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-09-29

Rheumatism, disordered blood, general
debility. and many chronic diseases pro-
nounccd incurabio are orteh cured by
Browns Iron Bitters.
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Every farmer should u ] asst have one
coanty paper, and'that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, which contains all the latest To-
cal news. Only s10O a year.
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W-have taken one bottle of Dr.. Graves
Heart Regulator for Heart Disease and end
it all could desire.-A. A. Holbrook ,Wor-
cester, Mass"
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Work Given Out. On receipt Of your
address we will make an offer by which
You can earn So to 81 evenings, at your
home. Men, Women, Boys or Girls can d,
it. H. G. WILKINSON & CO., 1876 and
1877 Futon Street, New York
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w ny, L oMM1! dllOllcl
holiday" "Yes, papa" said
Tom, "that's what | go to
school for!'
-"You will never grow
unless you exercise and exl
pand your muscles. "Then,
papa, ] guess I'd rather be a
dwarf" said the easy boy.
Johnny lost his knife
and after hInting in all of his
pockets in vain for it, eXclaim-
ed: 81 wish l had another
pocket; it might be in it!''
Il KNOW why there is no
rest for the wicked" said the
bad boy, as he sat down to the
table after the minister and
the otherguests were don ne, "it's
because the good people ate
it all up"
-"Now, Mr.. Snapper, as
/ saw you at church last Sun.
day, tell me what you think
Of our new preacher?" Snap
per- II think he would be a
tirst-class martyr at the stake. .
Lady,, Why so, Mr.. Snapper!';
Snapper; "Bec&use he is SO
very dry"
RESERVED. - When Tom
my puts a piece Of Johnny
cake in his pocket for lunch
he calls it an Indian rcservat-
ion.
LITTLE DAVE is an crigi-
nal youngster, Lately, he went
to the funeral Of his aunt, and
inspected the grave and burial
process, very closely. After
he got home again, he said tc
his grandmother. "When | di :,
] don't want to be buried in
the cemetery. You must put
ME in a hole in the garden,
and then l can hear you al
when you come up to feeC
the pigs!"
"A SAN Francisco schoo
teacher received the following
note from the "ostensible'
parent CT one Of his pupils
81 hope, as to my John, yol
will fog him Just as offin a
you kin. Heas a bad boy
John. Altho I've been in tn,
habit Of tcachin him mi
self, it seems to me he vii
never larn anything-his spel
len is ottragously defshcnt
Wallop him well, ser, and yo
will receive my thanks"
ONE END OF IT.-At th
telephone. Bell rings. Dul
Get voice over the wire: "Ar
you nincty-siXl" "No." y V
again; "What are you!" "It
sixty-seyen." Casual Gale
who has heard but hall of III
cOnv, rsation ;"You on'tloo
it,"