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A YER'S HAIR VIGOR STIMULATES THE HAIR
Acells to healthy action. and promotes a vigorous
growth 1t contains all that be supplied make
the natural hair beautiful and abundant keeps the
scalp free from danruff, prevents the hair from be-
coming dry and harsh, and makes 1t flexible and
glossy.
WHEN THE BLOOD IS LOADED WITH I'M
w purities, and moves sluxgshly In the veins, an
alternative is needed. this condition of the vital fluid
cannot last long without serious results. There
nothing better than Ayers Sarsaparilla to purify the
blood and impart energy to the system. mhl5
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For SATURDAYS PARADE provide yourself with a
pair Of easy shoes.
Our gents 81 70 ''Relief' shoe, pllable as Slip
per, the strongest made.
Gents 81 stylish button boots
Our famous $3.50 fine calf shoes.
HAHNs, Sl6 9TH St and 1922 Pa. ave.
NEW MONEY, stamps. postal cards, machine of.
town, Cochrane'S.
EASTER CARDS at reduced prices at j. c. Par
kers. Oh and GIG 18th street.
THE WEEKLY STAR, large double paper of fifty
SIX columns, will Oe sent postpaid for one dollar
Year. Try IL.
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FrssELIs Ice CREAM and Charlotte Russ..

nav hosiery and Isle gloves. Cochranes, Up
town.
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TITS EVERY MANS DUTY TO PROVIDE FOR Hfs
fa%ily In the middle ,snis Of HE few have much
their early decease: but most have incomes Thi. q
By devong very small portion Of their income or sal.
sry IN the Of Life Insurance the head of the family
can make sure that die when he may on the DAY
altar he gets his policy his widew and chldren Win b
endowed with certain amount Of money Ofce Of the
Mutual Reserve Fund Life Association, 1909 b street.
fl6-lm L i. KNIGHT, Manager.
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Invalids who recovering vital stamina declare in
grateful terms their appreciation of the merits as a
tonic OF Hostetters Stomach Bters Not only does it
mpart strength to the weak but it also corrects an
irregular acid state of the stomach. makes the bowels
act at proper intervals gives those who suffer
from rheumatic and kidney troubles and conquers as
well as prevents fever and ague.
Fer sale by all Druggists ana Dealers generally mil
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GUIPCRE SILK LACEs, splendid bargains. Up.
town, COchraneS.
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JUST OPENED

UHICoRNs tested, tried, true, the coming sum-
mer cool shirt, sure ut. Uptown, Cochrane's.
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LOVELY sArINEs, So: less 10 per ct. Brodheat

EASTER CARDS at j. o. Akers, 1142 eth ST. NV.
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JUST OPENED
For spring wear our "beauty,"
81 French KID button, handsomest
and best fitting ladies' boot In America !;
LADIES' elegant handsewed, button, a;
Gents hobby glove-ntting, handStitched, button
and laced CATERS;
Gents fine low shoes. real daisies
HAHN's, SIG 18th st. and 1922 Pa ave-
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Best Cashmere. SIX velvet Cranes. z14zth

In the Absence Of Suitable Materials.
or the time to prepare it. people often go without
dressing for salads. Buy Durkee's and you Viii
never trouble yourself to make another.
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DRY GOODS.


Hosnnr.
FULL REGULAR MADE
25c. to e7kc.
uNEw STYLES FROM THE BEST MANU-.
FAcTURERs.
TYLER l. CHEWING.
mhl2 sls sTH STREET NORTHWEST.
LATEST ARRIVAL OF SPRING GooDs.
sEAToN PERRY,
Successor to Perry Brotnsr.,
s ER1N Il sRM
T Psfd MEX HEET GHSISE ASR
STYLES" For HE SPRING ANp suS&nk 81
SSoyEETEs n sIk roNaEEs
N N99yyEEILTTIEss II P PNsHH Go3HS poDv.
aNsbRiGshhP KE .Ra Gloves
NofyE LII II PARA PAkAsoLS sTS GMEEELLAs.
French DRESS FABRICS FOR PLAIN AND COM
BINATION COSTUMES.
,, gAPANESE AND CANTON CREPEs; ALSO. CREPE
IMMENSE STOCK OF eros GRAIN. OTTOMAN.
MRu4ssnno ,NrI ASp SuRAH SILKS; ALSO. SATIN
The LOWEST NEW YORK PRICES
NEM Linen LAWNS, SATINES and GINGHANIS.
BEST QUALIFY OF LADIES' IMPORTED JER-
SEYS. "
ne s lT 1M r. OF FINE EAREIcs BE,
WILL BE ADVISABLE TO MAKE EARLY SEIEC-
PLETE. 1890
ss CHOICE Goops. PLAIN FIGURES, AND CORRECT
sEATON PERRY,
Perry Building
Pennsylvania avenue. corner 9th street.
Established 1910. mhIo
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gUyHE CELLULOID TRUSS: THAT NRvER
u breaks, never wears out always clean and can .
CHAS, IIHHERA
e23 9TH street noEthVenk
MRS. FISHER devotes her attention 70 the wantsH
Lady Patrons. NH
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LOCAL MENTION.
The WeafheP

Tho Weather.
OFFICE OF The CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER.
WASHINGTON, D. c., March Is. 1883, $50 q. m.
For New England and the middle Atlantic
states. local rains followed by much colder clear
Ing weather westerly veering to northerly winds,
higher pressure.
SPECIAL NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TO BE COLDER
Cold fair weather is indicated on Friday in the
OHIO valley, lower lake region, middle states and
New England.
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L1oU oRs.
HEADQUARTERS FOR FINE OLD RYE WITS
KYS.
MARYLAND CLUB A,
MONTICELLO ~,
BAKER.
OLD CROW,
ROYAL CABINET,
IRISH AND SCOTCH WHISKY,
BEDFORD RUM,
JAMAICA RUM
PIPER HE1DsIC CHAMPAGNE, BASS ALE ON
DRAUGHT AND BOTTLED GUINNESS POR-
TER ON DRAUGHT AND BOTTLED.
fOUNGER'S SCOTCH ALE, BOT
tiled. HOLLAND GIN
(SWAN>.
E. c. KNIGHT.
fel3 1892 Pennsylvania avenue.
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE
We have just opened our Spring Importations of
DRESS TRIMMINGS.
They comprise all the novelties that will adorn the
spring Costumes, including Plain and Beaded Gimps
Plain and Beaded Ornaments. soutachs Cord Gimps.
Fourajees, &C.. &c.
STARTLING BARGAINS!
LOOK! READ!
o. Pieces Plain and Beaded Gimp at Is cents a ward
honestly worth 40.
;. 43 Pieces Gimp with without Beads from 115toa
inches deep at 30 cens yard positively never sold at
less than IS cents and IL yard.
worth 81. Is at least. " - '"Ao'
Buckles. Slides, and all the novelties in Buttons at
BAUMS,
Mho 416 SEVENTH STREET.
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The Land o. the Free
- the home OF those who use Dr.. Bulls Cough
syrup Price only g cents
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Fine Hair Dressing.
Cocoaine dresses the hair perfectly, and is also
preparation unequalled for the eradication Of
dandruff.
Ihe superiority OF urnett's Flavoring Extracts
consists In their purity and great strength.
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Pleasant Beverage.
Hub Punch is the finest beverage known readily
adapted for ready use. Sold by grocers and drug.
gists.
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Easter Cards at ]. Jay Gould's, 421 9Th ST. IA
s. Rough ON Rats,
clears out rats MICE reaches, flies, ants. bed
giStS.
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SALES OF REAL ESTATE.-Mr. S. Norment has sol
10 Geo. II bearing the following property: TV
lotS on New Hampshire avenue, between NJ and
streets, lots % and 30, square 20, at 81 per souar
loot; one lot corner 18th and III streets northwest
at " % per foot; one lot 18th street, between
street and Rhode Island avenue at S. % per foo1
Total, 81, coo.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
AST RONOMY.

oo yers been studyin 6zgefs E yer. :" sad negro to hts son ~ho had jus, come from hool.
 feS, lf."
 kno~es near 'bou, ali dc axgets ln de book, r-ckan''
 l don't know. sir kno~ good many of them
 What else IS yer Lscn sisdyin'. ~ I've been s,adyng astronomy.
 What's dat, chile v
 T. tells about th. s,afA and moon and sun
 "ha; .s yer ioun oai Lou; de saa."
 That II is niuety-tvc million of fnlles hlgis
 The old man cast hss eyes up, squInted ard fepilcd Da, books ~ Lar, fur de sun am; more den two hours high. Take dz; hoe an see how iow yer ken make desc weeds
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
LITTLE ROCK. ARK. Us A. sATURDAY JULY II. ,ss;.

been ash h,nk some Iue tc >cnd man to tho pcnl,enusry tot l,,nS and ,h,nk III, chance has come
 Al usht. ladsc' replied the man. ,,pn, the la~Ne, under oath faf have hankerei io, many years tnt chance Ia ket. h j lawyer in a he. an ,hiuS tha, the sun Is now sha,n on that daN
 The t~e men were placed under oath
 4NoN judge. s,..d ,he man, le, me pat my questions nE>;. hoa >eed me >t,tln eseI thar en that beneb this motnin d,dn', ,oa z ,aanlas Ia she lAayc,.
 Aes. s4i se ea-
 ~Nh., VA, doiu
 Reading newspaper, ,be >ut,ilie Hs.te,
 All ushl. oauaacd the obieytton- 4hic nor. "tutn en soni s.tc~s.
 'Tdnt see >ea ,.,aaS on that bench ihis mernnS =
 lou nou, hase seen ac, fn l ~as thar
 mdn., see >oa reading news paper =
 :. Na. >u
 Judge. e>el@uned the lawyer. he has pet1ared h,mseli ioi l d.4 sec han reading ! paper
 Hold on," sad the nan. s lam that ,his lawyer has peIfared himself Ihls morntn got ne~ spaper. aase knowe,. that t l ~as inund with it ,he laW,c would ietmc afi so l ean sa nshIn l go, on the bench hold4a ap the paper when ,his lawyer eAiac eionK
 That ~ha sa>. eselalmed the .s~yei.
 An that ~hs, don, ,l,ny. loa esld l vas read,n' II. and want ,an prove by all my neighbors that 1 ant rcad ! wouldn't know my o~n name I ~As n ptfni As bg as ane oi those houses. Nnw. .udge. he sWofe that Was teadin and l lam that he has peflu'ed hifnseli and ough,eI 70 'a the peni,cn,iafy
 ., olonel said the judge, address,ng she lawyer. ]" II is sear,ely ne. easaty for you 'o plead ,.s4ty as lhe tacts are so plain therefore am, nnde' ,he la~ .oippcllcd to >cngense Yu-ttothe peni,en uary tot titee year.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
4 TEMPTATION

Look here. sad real estate agent 10 tenant; "l;'s TOW the tenth of the month and s;ll yoI have 10, paid your rent. I've ser; you he osll every day
 l reckns den $ faexs wh1; yer IS a s;A.in'"
 !" Do yoa intend :o pay
 :" Look heah. boss. aoAn ains no sirh ies..ps.s;ioa :a sfay ~@Y. e2.- I-- ,.s r.- 'tessed ligiou ar;er habin los i, in on ,is sch Anadss casion. Yer ough,er know da; ~hen ger aSes a man ef hes g~ine fer pay d4i he $ amos sho' ter say yes. ri ~4s:ef say dat, I'd telI a le, ss go on, boss. an tai< 10 some pas- son what an; got lg,on ;er hole him down.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
PLANTATION PHILosOrHY

None b4, de po ir,p..e le rifh.
 l5af, ane great s.,s.dy .ata.e dA, de ugh, 5ia aia.n iat.ots anct ehe an blush
 l, am, dc qais kes' tas'on man d..,s so, de noe energy De hoss-hy e4n lp aroun faster den de honey bee, but inc doan las nigh so long
 Eben among dc animais kiad ack is re- ollectcd longer den mean one. A dog may tofg, place whn sosnebody kle ked hin, ba, he nebcf iorglts de place ~has somebody in hun piece ob meat.
 iJe esii in.A mans iaee IS plasner den de good We some,,mes sec glass filled ~.d water VI elcAr lat t losks like dAr amt nuth n thar. bu, put msddy water ,n de same gIasa an rs mighty plan \
 De pusson aha, tres ter make more money den hfa neighbors ~fll Al~ays hne somebody shat hAb got s lee,le more money den he has. l don't kcef hos fAs a man walks along de road he'll con s;An,ly see somebody Jes ahead oi, hirn
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
COULD sYMpATHizE.

- What sof;er p'etur' do you cali ,ha,s asked an Afkansan farmer pointing ts a teifa-cotta baat of Charles Dickens.
 That ls s bus; of Dickens"
 intended to look ike h,m. amt ii ~
 Oh. ycs.n
 Wall can syInpAthize with him for 1 iised in the ssAmps a long time myself Zoans, how bilious he must have been when shs, thing was tuck"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
A NEGRO TO HIS DOG.

k q isa,er ee 'ssafse4 ,erse.i sass'' e'esi Ntsn ee hea s4a', noahar ato4t
 2. .ee.. 50 sheepish yer's u,nban' n j..
 .aies;
 a. 4 .tel. aar s,iek.n' on yer saaat B st. io.eh ger as pup iroa .e 5se sas, hA' ap yer he3a Ike asaa.
 aos aar.s nl5shg a.tsa sooA ea sef l9os ID straight a, fle ei ser s..e. 1as kaaAel ,!at yer! a.a .o- aa l8
 ysf ar.de Ar ,araed out ter he snea> .k'si. poaa sas a word. tar yer a.seaa. !- Y.r ant half ..itsn far be.ei. u aar's hei! isr dog yer B aAs ,ha So wonder ia, de thong makes ,ef sto~i. sas aten de dog .dcail takes tes ~ay down
 below, He-l burn yer LII yer can r,l.se l how. Xha's da, yer saw ne hen stole dat hen. fe shamed. s.sh, ter talk dat Aay IT sor,er forene yer. dat .s ei Aea. Co e,f an sleep n dr hay.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
PRICE, : CENTS.
ON ACCOUNT OF FOX. How A Well Known Gentleman Ended One Chase and Began Another

One Chase and Began Another
 speaking oi tnN hunting sad Cnl Moley. ,. ~eil known Arkansaw gentle man. reminds me ot how nearly came h losing my liic once waS boy and had laSt come from New Eng. land e.ty My lathe, bought farm and. harmed Wtth the tomante hAare, spent tho mosi ni uly tune ,n the waosls, hunung unc ,.ay while ptnW ling atoand wsth my gan. >aN \ rat,y et mounted men d..shiHs ta the excitement nt a f.as sh~>c The hounds kept up tet,.hle nalse and seemed ,a hc elose ,a ,ac iex While ! stood andct ,sce saa the ios sllfpine along through the btals. I ,ased ny gun. took s puck atm and hted. Ibe fox fell over and n A h0,s, oi X ice rushed onward aad VAS held,ne hlm ap by the tail when the men and hounds aine up.
 s' Mha, the des,l d.d Yoa shoo, ,ha, ias Ter : shouted one ol the men
 @' Here he t> I've killed h,n io. you
 bat. Il you. we d.dni ~an, yoa ,o kill hlm'
 - You can have hun
 = Have the internal nation. ,ou sa, ,, We wanted to hase hun
 =. bsint you A. ati, so ea,,h hum z
 ".of soutse ~e dtd
 Well. you've kot h,m. l thought lsl save yea the trouble Il running hm and probably losing him at asi
 .' a.l',c the A.iamesirs, iool l eyst s,w Don't ,on knu~ that we merely wanted ,o scr hna nun .'' lia, you oe,da'l zee han
 .. Ii,as, ynn. We oaid hear the hounds
 oh. ,s tha, wha, yoa want Why don't you shut them up in :, ,oatu and get n among them @ish ship.
 "'i'li Iua p'i load oi Aho, Tn you he ansrly e,e tanned. and uns,tappins gun he eos ked IL
 fell on my knees and begged. To, t.od'> eakc don, shoo,. i supphs a,sd : though, iha, you wanted the foS. and tha, auld asee you a gtea, deal oi unai,;v 5y s'....."s a.;s;. .:::s:*e ... and lli ne.et shoe, another ios l'n from A Ne~ England eity, and don't know any. ,hlng .bou, ioAes
 ' lie io~eIed the gan, and ss.d Well, Il that's the case I'll l~t you off We've got an estts horse back here. and Il you otne ~lth Us yog shall soon see shy we to no, ant our loses killed"
 ' wen, ~i,h him. and soon anoiher ios was started. l became excited with the others bc, ane so ~iId and full af ,hr snin1,e Ation of ioilo~iag the hounds. and watching the chase. Una, before the lose of the day, fl A man had shot our fox should have been tempted la shoo, him. l be. sme weli acquainted p.th he man who came so nearly shooting r,e be, arne so much oi a i,iend ,ha, 1 am sendlng his daugh,er's son here" po,n,- ing to a fine looking young icllo~, to the bes, college m the country
 Doing II out ot grateful remembrance, no doubt. ,hs, hls grand father spared yout life, sosgss,ed i.,enst.
 " No, for you see matried his dAugh- ter and ihIs is my son"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
GkNE EkOUH

Hidni tell yoa no, io ask yoar tns ie James lof money {" said mother. casi. lng hard took al her son
 %o'm7
 What didn't tell yoa ,his moaning no, 10 ask htm =
 foa aait not ask hum when you ~as around
 jerms =
 l.a, ,o strike him for A dollar .klIe yoa &as os, an you ~osid gise me a asskel of T,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
A DANGEROUS ASSERTION

l oblec, to ,ha; ssan. eaclziraef 4 la~,ef during the seleeiion Of iury.
 Why do you ob. -ci = asked ,he 'sdge
 Isecause sa~ n reading neHs- paper.
 Mf jones haze yos been read ne@s- paper. Ssaic faets. ST
 No. s.FT
 !" H'ha, exclaimed ;he lasyer ]" Didn't see yoa reading a newspaper ,his morning f'
 No, sir
 Iudge, p; him under oath. I've
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
A NEGRO SQUATTER.
An Old Man Who ss Sorry that he Was
 Set Free.

An Old Man Who IS Sorry ,ha, he Was
 Set Free
 The old negtoes who were hioash ,o Atkans..~ by the carly settlers partake so much ei the sqaa;ters nature ihA, they might pass a> representatives oi thi> strange ci.ass oi citizens. Some ume ago a northern gentleman who had come te thls state ,o purchase pune timber lands. started horseback actess the ean,Iy on a tour et inspection He had not gone iar snui he io>t h.s ~ay. He teamed around n the wood, tot Se,etal hours and n las, 5ame spon a negro Ab.n, around ~hioh >cefe et woody hcas.> = played An old man s,oed neat !. stump, ehoppins eui runner iol a sltde
 How ate toa, old man =
 The old nan s,ack h,s asc m the stump. rega,s.cd he stranger tof mo- mcnt. and sad l5leeged ter yer fat de an>ie,y, an dc a>ion. sab
 The ,raseler smiled an! sad I'm GU, looking ai pine l.,ads. and
 am, a>ed yei ~ha, yers lookin' al"
 Well l say ;hai l am on, lo oking 4, pine lands and am
 "D,d say ye, wan, z.
 :" le, me an,sh. please l ssy ,ha, am out looking iat pune lAnds and am lost Now. saa yea tel lele where l AIT
 las. sAh.
 Ne, la be m ot.lged D yoa. Where am ]:
 "icss tIsh, he..h, >ah
 "oh. know that. bu;
 "Wha, nade yer as. len =
 II say ,ha, know that I'm hete I've los, the road.
 "Whar did yer ln>e ;: =
 I don, know
 lfy yer's lo, dA, road yer! better tine Il fur Is de only one m us nc,ghbothood an dc folks an; do a.doa, !, =
 l don, understand yoa.
 CT don,
 No. | don
 llA,> ~h4, ,ho t,s,
 Id ike ,el..eeyea e,pls,n year>eii Gam, ,lo |,
 Nh, :"
 Am, so, 10 pam. ba' l,e get dc d,ngde,i drtAii snle yei eber serd
 " wan, you ,o ;e.l me sly I'd bette, ind the road.
 Case ,ef's los, | shea II don', long ter yer. An, dc load nsh, ~har yer lef II 7.
 Certainly tis.
 Den be, could go an pl, my han on II, an et ken do aa,, ~ha, bets dA, ken. l, amt los
 "oh. i see no@ the gentleman es- einmed. mean ,ha, l am lost and that wan, ,o md my ~ay back ,o the road How far do you cal 4 =
 fifteen miles.
 surely not ,ha, far, is :;
 No, sah.
 Then ~hai made you say II ~as. =
 l didn't. lou ased how far did call Il, an ealled i, hf;eeu miles. bu, ob course |, ain, da, fur.
 Well, how far ~oald you call !; =
 ff 1 wanted !, s~ouiln, cal II ,.,ll. sah. fur I'd go dzr, sah- -
 You old fool. exclaimed Inc 1T aveier .'l tough, for your freedom, bu; am deyilish sorry nos Ina, did 90 IS l. sab, ease when 1 was slave didn't hab ter g, 'soces from de ~imln aha, married, but sence l'se been free man l'se had ter g-, three 'yoees, an de lawyers Is mighty nigh Cal me up. f.o on, sah, uners,ans ger, case yef's la~ yer hAngin 'roun heah ,fyin ter me out ~hen lse s~ine ter leabe my present
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14
Ha. z. e.sry.h.nk n .ae blble E my

business
 No. ]; isn', sesh things are 10, for you 10 question. If samson had been ,urned mo male 4na ha5 kicked he pillars down l, would oe your da,y ,o aeeep, he >;eY.
 "Wo4,d l; ee ny aa;s | you uefe tuned ;e n4s
 es. ,;~e...a .''
 An tYea MS mule you'd A5sk. wo4,aa'; yea Waslda',yoa s4aeal an k, k an ps; yoei head over the fence an snort
 py p7 ~t,h yoa impetsnense eNeluned Nf. Ms'kl,,le. wha daung the eenversauea had been los, n thought.
 ba, | hc @as na.e won.dn't hc s44esl sn k.ek .nd ta, h.s head over the tenee - >naa =
 lfl had ,~l,eh Fl warm youf "a ke,, sad N. Nalki,;.e. looking around the room. pas> had come and the 'squ.fe had taken orf hts shoes, bu, arising. he sand brother Malki,,le. qai;e agree wi,h yoa ina; the boy needs whipping, not so much on account oi associa;ins me with mule. bu, for ask ing such prefane questions concerning the bible. We must ,ake cafe of our children, ST. Am satisfied ,ha, iny son lohn who got into trouble on account of halt way forging 'ha, note, yoa remem- Der. would have gotten mo !; sooner II |, had ao; beer for my careful ,fnnlns ot h,m. am eonviraed ,ha, yoar son needs ohasusemer,. ard If you allow me the pleasure of disCharsins wha; conceive ;o oe an ac, of kindness. I'll 20 ou, and ge, swI, h. l ,nsis, upon gong as desire ;o have hand ln ihis work ei reformation.
 You'd better pu, on your shoes. . suggested Alr. Malk.,;ie. you'll ge, your fec, we, With ,iew
 We should no; ,hink of shoes when the path of d.;y ls go ae!l dcancd, and he stepped nto thc yard He not gone far when hc ,,epped on 'he ,,cc. ;taa wh' ! snappedhl> ioo' wi;h m ..h,> srip.
 oh. iatA = eye. .el, hospins aroand Oh. Lord. l'm ,ua<e 55,. oh, I'm plseaed I'm p.lered@ md hc dan cd around. ,tluek h4s fou, Asains, a nee. and kne. ked ihe ,'ap o, ls, as Nh Ma!kl;,lc appeared 4, ,he door ~i,h ligh,. The squire ran up the steps ana ieI on the floor w,h n agony of despair I'm gone he sad snake hawed my too, of" He was assisted ,o bed, where he wrl:hea n pam. A physician was ,elephoned.' who. upon arriving and making an examination, sad
 tnquesionably d rattle snake Ai,h mons,rous ianss.'
 "Oh, me, ,7
 ' Mos, fearful b.,e ! ever saw
 Oh, Father, iorgIve my slns. hs hard to be taken on n the e.ays of use. fitness, Jus, after a re-elee aon too. bu, must so, oh. Lord
 The physician prescf bed ~h,sky, med cine which the squire had used for many years. 4 pini of the hquor was soon consumed. and in drunken idiooy the cid mag issFa.e rolled his eyes and moaned
 !" If I've ~ronged anybody hic Lord. les' tell ne abou; l, an T make all right Seryan. now fmany years an d, las snatched otf in the bu, he sank into d drunken sleep.
 The boy, who understood the whole af. fair. and who had greatly enjoyed the pro- ceedings, turned 10 h,s mother, and sad
 And he hfted up the serpen, m the wilderness, didn'; he.'
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-14

l, Is supposed that the happy onde and groom were going to the clouds to se, aiSoyce.
 The great theatrical star of the gen,ler sex. who will come around mex, season s.;h large Autographs, and q hook-nose agent, is now in a hot clearinghouse lighting flies and skipping |, musquitoes. \ news item saw that John E. Cough. I 'he grea, temperance lecturer. is at his tome near Worcester, Mass. suffering with humor. The people for some time have been suffering from his humor. and he report that il has d, las, struck in will be receised wlth 'r;eies, ihtoug ghou; he country
 l, has been de- ided ,ha, lat men suner less from hea, than lean gentlemen. and. although the discovery was maze hy
 can man. ye, il has some of the elements
 of truth The .s, ...aa :akes cay. nf h,'n- self. He knows that exer,ion during in- ;ensely ho, weather would be in the in- ieseSt of the undertaken.
 l, has been proved ;ha, luly second in- s;ead of July fourth is the actual birth day of this country. Whether or no, this will make any difference in the sale of hre crackers is not known but l, will have one advantage. The paragrapher n fraction marks cannot longer say" this
 IS one fourth of July" neither can he say this is one half of July for the month will not be half gone. The man who made this discovery is no doubt some paragrapher who has been disappointed n not having his marked wi,,icisms copied
 The boy that wears a watch IS an inn portant character. At school he IS en- vied, and on the street he is respe cted. None of the boys grab him and throw him down for they nigh; break his time keeper. He has way of twisting the chain when he talks, and of looking at his watch when he hears a railroad train, and saying twelve-ten. or six-hve, or eight sixteeE. The other boys stand around and regard him with admiration He grows up and probably goes 10 college with a distinguished air, but in after years he pawns his watch with a man, ~ho, as boy, often stood around and ad-
 hired 1t.
 During the overflow man was seen 10 row two women in skif, and place them on high fenoe.and then leave them. After awhile the women began to scream, and as the man had the only boa, then in the neighborhood, some one called him and asked: Why did you leave those women on the fcnces' Well. you see invited them 10 take ride with me, and when we go, to the fence l told them to get out for a minute until wen, back after something. The water Is about sIx feet deep out there, and l don, feekin they'll ge, away But why do you want them to stay ,here:' ~ Toe see the man replied. .' both of them women fooled me, for l was engaged to both of them. told them ,ha, Ia ge, even. and as there ain's no sign of the water fallin'. l reckin wili.r