The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-07-05
EDITORIAL News NOTES.

81 OF hylnR politicians. We should
low be pleased to hear Mr.. Conkling's
opinion of Thurman. II
The Wakeeny World says that Gov.
Click is for John a. Anderson. We in
Ter, then, that the rumor that Ingalls, is
, Click man must be inaccurate
The fact that 1884 is leap year has
probably not escaped the attention of the
Widow Butler, who seems To be fred
with salaeious intentions toward the
Democratic party.
We are very much Interested TO know
how Bent Murdoch, of the Topeka CON-
mOnWealth. ascertaIBed that there are
I've millions Of trade dollars In circula-
ton in this country.
Kansas City Times: Things have
caine TO pretty pass If one editor can
not cali another bald-headed old liar,
without running the risk of carrying q
BUILT imbedded In his flesh.
A. Jetmore is again mentioned" rs a
candidate for governor of Kansas. As
the brilliant novelist, Henry james,
would observe: With him il is not
chronic, but permanently acute.
General Butler is now ''boning'' Dart.
mouth college for an IL. L. D." A
statesman may show great facility for
accommodating spoons, and yet make
comparatively little Roadway IN corral
ing titles.
Marion Record: Dodge City has an
altitude of one thousand SIX hundred
seventy feet more than Leayenworth,
but denizen OF Dodge steps Just as
high on convivIal occasions rs q citizen
Of LeaYenwOrth.
The new coroner of Red Dog, Arizona
held the usual inquest the other morn
ing end rendered the following verdict:
ave, the jury, doOly swore, find that de-
ceased KEN ter his deth by the juimint
of God, fer heYin kawled Bill Jaxon a
Her"
| William Schmitt, a Charleston shoe
maker, killed himself because he was
too poor to live. We presume that the
expedlent OF moving TO Kansas and
starting newspaper never occurred iO
the unfortunate man.
. The new compulsory education Law
in Illinois provides that every person
having the charge or control of children
between the ages of 8 and Il years shall
send them to school at least twelve
} weeks IN each year, unless excused by
J the local school board
The husband of Nellie Grant Sartoril
: is said To be gay LothArio, with ten
dcncy TO tiirt with other mems wives
A woman who marries a man by tht
name of AlgernOn can scarcely expec
to go through life without more OF les
: marital infelicity.
! There are ugly stories afiOat in Mil
waukee and Chicago regarding Nr A.
gernon Sartoris. the young English hus
] band Of Nellie Grant. He has been ii
| Wisconsin of late, attending to lumbe
q Interests. and is reported 70 be fiirtinJ
! with anotherIman's wife
: A Peoria Sundsy-school invited
: number Of rOughs to go with them o
+ an excursion, hoping that the effeC
T would be reFormatory. There wer
q seven fist fights during the day, one c
e the pupils was among the whipped, an
q three Of the sinners have gone to jail.
L A acientific writer has undertaken I
y prove that habitual bathers are shor
. lived, and that while cleanliness is desi
l. able it Is not healthful- II this assGml
70 Iicn is substantially grounded 1t is We
i for the fame Of Methuselah shst Sar
I Wood didn't live in the days of Il
a. patrlaichs.
- A pair of discOnsOlAte CaliioFn
y sweethearts agreed TO commit suiciC
I. simultaneously, so as 10 get in the 9th
world that eompanionship which Wi
denied them here. The girl resoIute
Of drowned herself, but the man lack,
CT pluck. However, he was killed ne
NJ day in railroad accident, and the Sc
ID timental comment is that his death W
a. deserved.
The independent editor of the Bost,
1
successor to the Office from the vice pr
idency, has not the ambition of Tyi
the cold-bloOdedness Of Fillmore, n
- the pugnacity of Johnson" and belIe1
he Will leave better official record III
either OF these gentlemen.
m Saturday, June 80, all United Sta
vi. stamps on commercial paper, pats
An medicines, matches, etc ceased TO
cir used, it is to be hoped, forever. tn
ma year by year the burdens created by I
We war are taken off. From 1854 to 10
No the revenue from adhesive stamp
IN. ranged, in round numbers, from elev
40 to sixteen millions of dollars per annu
in Life" says that if the Garden
E. Eden had been located at Niagara Fla!
the expense of an angel and flami
IN. sword at the gate would have be
10 saved. One regularly ordained ha,
An man ct the gate would have kept
he whole World out of the garden until
is Gould and the Vanderbilt family cal
es- along. And after they went in. nobo
ok else would care to go.
nd Wichita claims To have a greater p'
A ulatiOn than EInporia but not SO mu
On. wealth. This is very easily explain
nd in the light OF the fact that while Ma
MS Murdoch gets up the directories for u
On place parties outside the Eagle efi
in prepare the bank statements.
oW Cynthia Bnardman, of ClcveIa
an. has had eight other legal nam
d. her succession of husbands rca
ne ing that number. Mrs. B. n
n.y. not be insensible TO the cen
no lations of grace in times of bereaveme
ilu but after all the "Ohio idea." seems
oS- have been her main dependence in s
1AA sons OF domestic affection.
- Col G Washington Warder. of K
sas City, with nice sense Of poetic j
- tice, has written poem on the d
;. souri, river. The "Big Muddy" has b
q perennial source Of havock to hum
life and property ever since the earli
dawn Of American history, and it ii
' source Of comfort to know that I
country has finally got even with Il
depraved water course.
me shot Hole Thrs0Sh Him.
BY PETEReBURG. Va, July Sab,
Ter midnight kesf night n diff3eultV occe