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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-02-07

H. C. Mclaughlin. Optician, Front
street, Masonic building. A fit guar
anteed.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-02-07
Girl Wanted.

ITO DO GENERAL HOUSEWORK IN
L q small family. For further particu-
lars apply corner Columbia and Second
streets. j23tf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-02-07

f1tf Cash Grocers, Front Street,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01
Geo. w. D. HARRIS,
Real Estate
Insurance Agency.
FOR SALE.

fine well paying wholesale business with a
good stock of about $50, ,000 which can be reduced
II desired Purchaser can throw out any unsafe
able goods. The reason for selling is on account
of i'll health, the owner is not able to give it his
personal attention; this is rare chance to step
into well established wholesale business.
The best paying brick business block on Second
avenue, 40x150, on one of the best corners for
business. the stores and offices always rented 10
frstclass tenants; Will be sold at bargain
A good two story dwelling on 10Th street and 9th
avenue, convenient to business and fine neigh
borhood.
Lot 43x140 with good barn, on 22d St, between
5th and 9Th avenue, cheap.
House Of rooms, good cellar, cistern, well and
barn, on 9th avenue between cath and 25 streets,
convenient to npper saw mills, on reasonable
terms.
Two lots in Howard's addition, convenient 10
upper part Of city, cheap on easy terms.
A large brick house on Goth street, well located
and good neighborhood; will be sold cheap and on
easy terms.
81, 100 will buy house of rooms, barn and lot,
40x144, on both street.
S1.50O will buy good, nearly new house and lot
in Greenbush.
$1,000 will buy house swith good cellar, well
and cistern. well located on Sd oyenue.
$500 will buy house, barn and lot.
lS400 will buy house, lot and barn convenient
to factories in lower part of city.
Fine lots in Lynde's addition, high and healthy
location: no use for medicine or doctor on these
lots; will be sold cheap, on easy terms.
Twenty acres in fruit and 40 acres tillable, near
Milan, at bargain.
Twenty acres on bluff, all under cultivation and
good improvements, cheap
Five acres with house on bluff
INSURE your property with Geo. W D. HAIR
RlS; Standard, Reliable Companies represented,
No. 1920 SECOND avenue,
Gpl9d1y Under Harper House
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01

and we should be fortified against the
usual every ten years hard times on
which we are now entering.
If we had never had what is called pro-
lection to American industry, our manu-
featuring commerce would before now
have vastly exceeded its present size, ana
there would have been profitable markets
for all of it. Our advantages over England
in land, in food. in cotton, copper, petro-
Ieum, wages, and other respects, are SO
decided that no conscientious person can
doubt that under free trade in THIS
this country would be serious less TO
England.
One would think that protectionlsts
before now would have seen that hign
tariff must necessarily over produce, and
that it was better to have the markets OF
the world to sell in than TO be tied within
one
What would be the condition of farmers
If they were restricted 10 one market!
A gentleman is sent to England TO mis-
represent free trade. and he boldly an.
nounces that her commerce is performed
by paupersI
The proteetionists have been proclaim
ing for more than fifty years that they are
in an infant state. and should be sucked
and fed frem the bottle; such tall infants,
| one would think, ought to be ready fo1
weaving by this time
What we cali prosperity looks to many
people very much like mere speculation.
A large part Of the business community
appears to be honeyeombed with it.
Frequent and unexpected bankruptcies
are not usually deemed evidences of pros
perity. Our work peoples wages average
about 25 per cent, higher now than they
were in 1850, whereas living expenses
have doubled In England it is just The
reverse; and John Bright in a recent
speech says that wages there have doub-
led in forty years. and everything npor
which wages are expended is reduced.
| For information of workingmen | add
that free trade means the taxation, on al
equal basis, of every industry throughout
! the country.
THOMAS HOLLAND,
rs Fifth Avenue, New York.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01
MR.. HOLLANDS GIFT.
To the Editor of the American Free

To the Editor of the American Free Trader.
/ wish to acknowledge my appreciation
of the gracious gift of Mr.. Thomas Hol-
land of third one thousand dollars to
aid the cause of free trade and revenue
reform 1t carries me back to meeting
in the Manchester town hall, England,
Mr. H. Greg in the chair. Sixty thous-
and pounds was subscribed at that meet
ing, the chairman leading off with one
thousand The glorious consumation we
all know, when diseDthralled manufact-
urng nation presented the noble Golden
with one hundred thousand pounds as a
slight acknowledgment of his incalculable
services. Mr.. Hollands remarks accom-
panylng his gift are timely and apprupri-
ate. Failures and strikes are now in
season, It's the harvest of the protection;
they can never recover themselves.
The injustice, because it nearly doubles
the cost of living to every one, and is
especially hard on work people, whose
dollar will not buy them balf as much
subsistence, as it would under free trade.
If instead of disturbing the country and
wasting their time on strikers for Is pei
cent, higher wages, the telegraph opera
tors and other workpeOple had struck fol
free trade, they would find that it woult
give them so per cent, instead of 10 PEI
the business of the country would be es-
tahlished on firm basis Of prosperity
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01
Doctors doctrines.
Whatever Cruel Creeds may say, Truth
is Always Orthodox

w udtdNCI NiuCl SfCCet5 may S0y5 AhN1h
is Always Orthodox.
.'You know the old saying, Doctor, Ubi Tres
nledici, duo athei,-where there are three doctors
there are two atheists" laughed Rev. Apollo
Creamcheese, the other day, to his friend, DR..
SIENNA, who had dropped in for bit Of talk.
"Yes, I've heard it, and III bet box Of pills
against your dry inkstand that some priest said 1t.
They always battered bad Latin when they had a
bigger lie than common to get rid Of, answered
the doctor, lighting his gpe II tell You, Dominic
not doing as good work in this world as yours is.
They've both been more'n half barbarous for cen
tnries but we're several lengths ahead OF you on
the home stretch y
"But, Doctor, said Mr.. Creamcheese, ''don't
yon think your fraternity shows tendency to
materiaistic -y'
bah - interrupted Dr. SIENNA, 1--WE show ten
dency to human charity and common sense The
fences are all down Why, within the past week
I've had letter from my old friend, DR.. ". V.
Haddox. of Pine IIil Alabama, saying that he is
using, with great success, PARKERS TONIC In
his practice and finds it the best thing for Coughs
Lung, Kidney and Liver troubles. Dyspepsia,
Rheumatism and so on. he ever struck; and an
other friend Of mine, DR.. j. J. oatman of Carroll
town. Pa. says substantially the same thing He s
big specialist, too, in chronic diseases, and he
knows What he is talking abont every time. ;,
DIR. Sennas statements as to phRKER6 Tonic
are supported by genuine testimonials from Drs
Haddox and Oatnlan, who write to Messrs HiscoA
Il Co., of New York-the proprietors-in terms OF
the highest commendaton concerning this great
restorative remedy; and letters from the profess
ion generally confirm the opinion OF these physi
clans. Price, so cents and u per bottle.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01
TRADE.
Rock Island Market.
WHOLESALE GROCERIES.

CORRECTED DAILY BY HENRY DARTS SONS.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01
Chicago I.ive Stock.
Chicago Market.
CHICAGO. sov..
LIVE srncK.

LIVE sTocK.
HOGS Estimated receipts to-day, are e5o00
light 81 4505 90; mixed packing, 81 1894 IS;
choice heavy, "a 4515 05, car lots
WHEAT-92k Nov. 50 s5.Dec !; so 96H Jan.
O0RN-46s Nov; 46x Year; 46& May.
0ATS-28ls Nov; 25H Dec; BIZ May.
PORk-$l00 90 Noy.; SO 35 Dec. Sl1 20 Jan.
LARD--$T 20 Nov S7a5SDec.: 81 35 Jan.
RIRs-S5 sl4 Dec; IS S2h Jan.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-11-01
THE MARKETS.

CHICAGO, Oct 81 l-Rodiger s. McfHtyer's
circular of this evening says; The markets
closed weak all around this afternoon Wheat
-December 94%@Y54c; january, $500
96ssc; May, $lO21s@l l031&. Corn
November, 4j3661i61se; DecemDer, 4eL@
4615c; May, +S5s @4S1sc. Oats-November,
27s4 a2SLc Provisions = Pork, January,
Sl0.90@ll .U211 lard, January, S7 25@7 371149
Produce-Butter was selling for fine table
2J@26c for good to fine dairy, but
fair grales were slow at 15@l6c, and the poor
at S@.ic per III; eggs were more quiet as
prices advance, and sales are now light at 24@
:355c per doz for fresh-iaid; potatoes can not be
sold to any advantage or profit, and it is not
paying to ship from any distance, with fair
stock slow at 25@30c per bu and good to best
at 35@4Oc.
New York.
NEW York. Oct. 81. -Wheat--sk(0 &c
lower and less active; trade mainly on
speculative account; No. l white, nominal
No 2 red October Sl0s; November, Sl0S1s
@L0s4; December, 81. .l0ss@l 10Y Janu
aIy, 81 l29sQs lI2%; February, 1.145s@
l.l456s; May, $1.lsWl. .l91a Corn16 6@s4c-
lower and dull; western spot, 52@561zc;
and dull; western, 33@49c Provisions
Beef quiet and steadily held; New extra,
Sl2. 2.5O@lS00; pork quiet and firm; spot
SiI50G1l rs; lard dull and easier; steam.
rendered. S7.60.
ST. LOUIS. Oct. 81 -Wheat-Lower and
fairly active; No. 2 red, 99S6c@$l .0o5s
cash, 994c October and November, X
sl0g5& May: No red, 9415(095S1c. Corn
Lower and slow; 421s@4sc cash; 42J6c No
vember, 411lc December and year, 411s@
axe January, 4414c May. 0ats-Lowei
and slow; 264 926s4c cash, 26ssc November
2715c December, 2SAc january, 3115c bid
May Rye-BeUter at Sic Bariey-Quiet al
500S0c. Whisky-Steady at 81, IA Pro
visions-Quiet and unchanged; only job
trade. Lard quiet, Sl.05 bid.
Toledo.
TOLEDO, o., Oct. 81. -Wheat-Dull anG
h@1ac lower; No. / white, sl101S@l. IL
No. 2 do, 81; No. 9 red cash, SlU29 l. %
October, nominal atSl. .02; November, 81. .tr29114(
December, 81. .0356; January, S1.059S; Fehru
airy, $1.079s; May, Sl.121Js; No, 3 red, 94@97e
Corn-Duli and easier; No. 2 cash -or Octo
Der, 51@51%c; November, 501Sc asked
December, soc; January, 49c; May. 5lt@5115c
high mixed, 53c asked rejected, 49S4c; NJ
grade, 4sl9@4sslc. Oats-Dul and steady
W. q WuluNs u }2Wbo~Cs 1NO. y Gstoiii CCbOpSl
or November, 2919c; December, Sic; rejected
2S116c.
Milwaukee,.
MILWAUKEE. Oct. 31.-Wheat-Lower
October, and November, &c; December
g455sc. Corn-Higher; No. 3, 4Sc; rejectet
4615c. Oats-Higher; No. :, 2Sc. Rye
Lower; No. l, SIC; No. 9. 54c. Barley
Stronger; No. 2, G0s@c; extra, soc.
Chicago Live stock.
UNION STOCK YARDS, Oct 31.-Hogs-
Market opened quiet and weak at 5Ge l0c de
cline; light grades selling at $440@4S5 TO
common to choice; heavy mixed packing
81 10G4 46 for common to fair, and s4.40Q
$50 for fair to choice; heray shipping, s4.4
a5.00. Cattle-Market dull; all below tops
Zoe lower. Exports, Sb !5@6.75; good t
choice, S. 40@6.00; common to fair. $40
as 30: butchers, 81. i0f@3 50; stockers, 81. D
a4.a0; Texans, $3.30(@400.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
Don't Marry I'm Inferior Man.

A girl should hesitate to give her
promise to any man for whom she
is constantly making mcntel apOl.
ogies. The manners which annoy
her will not be altered by marriage;
and, if she is ashamed Of them, be
tho poor fellow ever so good, ever
so rich, ever so commendable as an
honest man, she will not be able to
fulfil her vow Of honoring him;
and in the end she will not love
him-for shame kills love, while
pride in any one awakens it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
His SouIandHis Silver.

aYour asking me how Icame louseii,
reminds me Of the story 81 tae Scotch
man who, on his deathbed, aiier 4 ne
d meannes wanted to make things ali
right with the Lord BY leaving some
money 70 dick
a'will the Almighty pas ne into
Heaven Il ] give 1000 ponhds % the
kirk, dye thinkY'' said he.p
al can'tpromise ye thot inon,F ans
wered tie minister. but ] adsiseye %,
try the experiment"
Laughing heartily at the story Rev,
F. L. Osborne, Of No. 9Ts ogden iSthae,
jersey City, pastor Of tAe Frs Baptist
Church, West HObOken, contiAued:-
'Thats whatI did with PARK TOSlc;
/ tried the experiment 1t more than
met my expectations, and l am very
glad to testify to its excellence. Itgoes
at once to the root Of all digestive and
nervous arrangements so common among
men Of my profession. For women and
chronic inyalids the Tonic Is 4 perfect
inyigorant, and is destined to supplant
all other remedies for this purpose. A
single dose produces The gentle perspirs.
ton and sense OF life which efadicates
disease. II seems to rouse every organ
into activity. Ialmife il, too, for its
power to antagonize the hold Of the liq-
ilor habit over inebriRtes."
This preparation, which has been
known as PARKER's GINGER ToEic, will
hereafter becalled simply P4RxEHts Ton.
&c. AS unprincipled dealers are con.
stantly deceiving their customers with
inferior articles under the nai, Of gin.
ger; and as ginger Is really an animport-
ant tlayoring ingredient, We drop the
misleading word.
There will be no change, however, in
the preparation itself, and all bottles in
the hands Of dealers, wrapped under the
name Of PARKER's GINGER TDsIU, con-
tain the genuinemediCine ifthe iac-simi-
lie signature Of Hlscox & o., is at the
bottom Of the outside wrapper
june elm.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27

The State biologists Of Pennsyl.
vania declare that the present sup.
ply Of petroleum will be exhausted
in about three years. The Stand.
ard Oil Company seems to believe
the prediction, for it has recently
leased 100000 acres from the
Cherokee Nation in the Indian
Territory, an area larger than
Massachusetts,, which it intends
devoting entirely to the raising of
cattle, Is tho conjecture correct Of
the Philadelphia Press, that the
company expect people will have
to go back to candles, and that it
intends to provide the tallow which
will then DO in demand?-Leadcr.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
Mother Swans Worm Syrup
Inhllible, tasteless, harmless, Gu
thartic; for feverishnoss, restless.
ness, worms, constipation. 25c.

1t is n most fearful fact to think
Of that in every heart there is some
secre. spring that would bo weak
at the touch Of temptation, and
that is liable to DO assailed. Fear.
full, and yet salutary to think Of,
for the thought may serve to keep
our moral nature braced. 1t warns
US chat he can never stand at ease,
or lie down in The field of life, with.
out sontinels of waLchfulness and
camp fires Of prayer,-Chapin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27

lfeach woman dressed in the way
best adapted to her particular style,
What women need to study is not
fashion plates, but ideas. Instead
of slaves to style, women ought To
be servants Of beauty aud true
taste.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
Given Away.

We cannot help noticing the lib.
eral offer made to all invalids and
sufferers by DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery for Consumption. You are
requested to call at Z. j. Mossman's
Drug Store and get o trial bottle
free Of cost, il you are suffering
with Consumption, Severe Coughs,
Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Hay
Fever, Loss of Voice, Hoarseness,
or any affection of the Throat or
Lungs, It will positively cure
you. Is
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
Time has a Doomsday. Boo

Time has a Doomsday.BoOk upon
whose pages he is constantly recor.
ding illustrious names. But, as
often as a new namO is written
there, an old disappears, Only
a few stand in illuminated charact-
ers, never to be ellaced.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
THE LAUGHlNG CIIsI.

H4@aaaa
The bobolils laughs 10 tic meadow;
The Wild waves laugh on the sea;
They sparkle, aud glance, they dinple
and dance,
And are merry rs waves can be.
The green leaves laugh on tie trees;
The fields laugh out with their flowers;
In the snnbeaIn's glance, they glow and
they dance,
And laugh 70 their falling showers
The man laughs up in the moon;
The stars too laugh In the sky;
They sparkle and glance, they twinkle
md dance,
Then why, then, pray, shOuldn'tl2
Oh, ! laugh at morn and at night,
] laugh through the liyeloDg day,
i laugh and ] prance, ] skip and / dance;
80 happy and am so gay.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27

81 don't like to have my husband
chew tobacco" remarked a young
married lady, "but ! put up with
it, for tho tin.fOil is just too handy
for anything in doing up my
front crimpsl"-SomcrUiilc Journal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27

Don Cameron has decided to re.
tire from politics. 1t is about
time. No man entered it with bet.
ter prospects, and no man will
leave it greater fizsle. He is a
brilliant illustration of the failure
Of herodity in our politics.-Dsn,
per Tribune.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27


C.& 0. Mainline trains run by Wash.
ington time; Lexington Division BY Col
u,nbus time.
Nos and 9 run daily, except Sunday,
between Richmond and Clifton Forge,
and between Huntington Louisville and
Cincinnati.
BF Nos, ] and 2 do not run between
Clifton FOrgeand Huntington.
Nos. Sand 4rundaily, through, between
Louisville, Cincinnati, Richmond and
Washington City.
No. 5 nsdaily from Clifton Forge to
Ashland.
No. 8 runs daily from Ashland to Rich
mond and Washington.
No. Z Leaves Charlottesville daily, ex.
cept Sunday at 1870 P. NJ, and arrives at
Staunton, S:25 I. NJ; leaves Cannelton
daily, except Sunday, at $50 A. NJ, and
arrives ut Ashland 1910 T. NJ.
No. 8 leaves Huntington daily, eXcept
Sunday, at S;45 ?, NJ, and arriyes at Can.
melton $50 P. NJ; leaves Staunton daily,
except Sunday, ut Oils a. NJ, and arrives
at Charlottesville 0:45 A. NJ.
NEwroRT News, 0LD PolxT AND NoRroLx.
No. 81 leaves Richmond daily, except
Sunday, AIS P. NJ. arrives at Newport
News $50 p, NJ, Old Point sos p. NJ. and
Norfolk S:SOP. NJ
No 6lleayesNorioll; laiIycxcept Sun.
day, EOO A. NJ, Old Point A.45 a. ~, and
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MoM o nacl. q Trnnk.

Pat books insthe bottom, then
boxes, undertaking, The dresses
eitberin trays oraboys other things
Have all shoes and rubbers very
clean, wrap in thin paper separate.
ly,then the pairs together in firm
paper closely. Put nice dres,-
es and shawls in a fne towel, or
keep in paste-bOard dress boxes
Tack three or four broad tapes TO
the sides Of your trunk OF tray, and
lie across the contents TO keep them
romtossing. FOldeyerything very
smoothly, and pack singly, without
crowding, filing the ereyices with
stockings, towels, or work which
may be rolled tightly. Have all
laces, ribbons and ornaments in
separate boxes, tied with tape,
which does not cut the boxes
Fill the crowns Of hats and bon.
nets with tissue paper, orlight art.
iCles, which keep them from crush.
ing, wrap The outside in a soft veil
or plenty Of thin paper, and pack
closely round to prevent shaking.
Having all toilet articles together,
all:fancy work, all writing materi.
ais, and tho dress you will first
need so packed as to come first al
hand.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
BuckIen's Arnlca SaIye.

The best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Sores, Ulcers,
Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns,
and all Skin Eruptiions, and posi-.
lively cures Piles. 1t is guaran.
teed TO give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price Is cents
per box. For Sale by E. j. Moss.
man, Druggist. Ian lily.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-06-27
"ROugiI on Rats.'

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies,
ants, bed'bugs, skunks, chipmunks,
gophers. 15c. Druggists.
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The latest agony is for a young
lady TO have q dog to match her
dress. We'd like to see a crushed.
strawberry dog,
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$3.50 'NSs'SA HSS w SAAS"
himself to be disgraced.
"what is your name?" asked the
lawyer
(which one; I've got several
1.-THE name that you sign2"
~ don't sign none; l can't write"
as your name Peggleton2"
"That's part Of it."
"What's the other part%
"You guessed so well the frat
time now guess again..
"The summons says that your
name is Josiah Peggleton; is that
correct"
II reckon il u.s."
"You have known the prisoner a
long time, l understand9"
~ never seed the prisoner bo-
FORE"
"Look out, sir you'll perjure
yourself. II is well known that
you have been intimate with The
man Jackson"
Eyes, I know Jackson mighty
we'll"
Thought you never saw him
before?"
u didn't say it."
"Yes, youdid. Your exact words
were, l never saw the prisoner be-
fore"
81 never did, for he want a pris
oner when seed him."
"Ah, a very fne construction.
See that you continue to be SO par-
ticular. Did you SEQ the quarrel
between Jackson and Alrichs2"
mo, sir; never seed it,"
"Look out, sir, look outl Were
you present when the two men
quarreled, and Fought"
II was thar"
Thought you said that you
didn't see the quarrel2"
II didn't see it. l heard it,"
"Yop are very exact. Wen see
how your analysis will serve you.
l understand then that you heard
the quarrel2"
~ don't know"
didn't you say that you heard
it2o
ayes, but l don't know what you
understand"
GLOW fur apart were they stand.
ing2"
81 didn't measure it,"
GLOW far do you Think"
~ don't think"
"You HONOR" exclaimed the law
yer, II wish you would impress
upon this man the importance Of
answering my questions. The ro.
suit of this case depends much
upon his testimony"
"Mr, Pegglcton," said tho Judge,
"you must tell what you know
about the fight in a straight for.
ward manner"
"You're the judge, l rockon2"
ayes, I'm the judge"
"An' you want me to tell what l
know about this fight in a straight
forward manner. Well, the fight
wasn't in a straight forward man.
nor, for you never seed SIGH a
scrachin' and twislin around. The
two men met, cnsgcd each other,
and fit. They fit because they
cussed, but don't know why they
CuSSed. Ono knocked the other
down, and then the other knocked
him down, Then they ft AFTER
awhile the other one fell and got
up and knocked him down. Then
they fit. About this time the thing
got sortcr interostin, and sortor
wanted to jino hands myself, but |
didn't. Artcr a while they stop.
ped, and cussed while they were
rcstin'. Then they fl ugin, and
both Of them fell over a chunk. l
couldn't keep out any longer. The
temptation was too strong, and
while they laid on the ground |
gathered a polo and says, here's to
you, boys, and hit both Of them at
once. Then | jmped over the fence
an run away, and that's all know
about the fight Thank you for
your polite attention." and before
he could be restrained, he had left
the courtroom.
81 don't like to have my husband
chew tobacco" remarked a young
married lady, "but ! put up with
il, for tho tin.foil is lust too handy