Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1883-11-04
PTTII AND POINT.

hlNb "o.ao nv I'M Dsft hseaos VIZ
can never dYe.
A MOBILE merchant objects to being
called millionaire because his name
happens t. he Dsmrich.
THERE a-e people ma c ous enough
to say that the rest wuirh Jay Could
wants is the lest OF the railroads.
LIFE has no charms for the poo
clerk whose salary is mortgaged three
months ahead to pay for his wiie's fur
lined circular.
A CHICAGO doctor adveriises: Don
intake drol sv for consumption. "
flats right. This con>tant installing
'i.lIrium tremens for malaria is bad
al oag,.
SMITH SAYS that the man who gets II
reputation for &c: i.t,icitv will not lie
expected TO return horro, Ell money.
Won't, eli? Tlen whore does the &C.
r,rtricity come in?
ORIHFUs, when he played, made the
ro,as come uo, and his power seems to
have dc c,udtd to grca' many popul r
sing"Gs. lou have to come Mp with the
rocts il won want to lear them.
VIoLISIsT RfMENyI defines genius as
"tl, power a man n to Iii de his own
fire." 1t is on cod win e. morning
r,at Z IN rfi,i nan Is most Wiling TO
ackl oalcdgc his | eek Of grniu,.
IirsnAyp q a. NJ, alt'r curtain
leclurgJ: We'll, all L have to saw is,
ii You are p'r.on OF such iinrme t
ard good b ,,hing, yoa ought TO be
~ O. failing To a drunken fellow at
tbs tim, Of the II CHIT"
THE Lancet saws that women often
wear a weight o. clothes such AZ few
mon would care to cary. This il sheer
ronsarsr. There are PIE ,tr of men
who wo ID gerry the 81 .tIes, with the
woman inside of tuem.
Tl:EaR are some persons who cannot
take Joke, but Forg is ! OF one o!
them. One OF the hoys, acquainted
with Fogg'a fecou,n mt change of abode.
a,krd him WI IN he & ought was the
chsaper--to move or paw rent. IL ran'l
tel you, nv dear bow" replied Foeg'
Il ave ALWAYS moved"
CONVERSATION between two Aus.ir
Journal lists: Haven't seen Won for
The last day or so. 1--we yol ba, in.
dispose 2" mo. Il is nv wGshwum N
who Is ind spos Il. is she ~ sick? p
"She = not sick ri all S e il indis
posed 10 bril- Z back my SHIRT. "--Iera,
hUtngS.
COLUMBIA College will not undertake
to graduate Won en-. b cause the - II
tion cannot lie II the expel So. Il carDoI
bear G i'dren,' sad Miss Prim to NJ s.
uess Partin g'on. "Mayhe Il you could,
replied the "a c, won lIlu ike em
b tier" TIE college is t"nrb'ed ve..
much after the manner OF Miss Prim.-
philadelphia Re, ord.
ToTo is crvIng very hard. what is
the mat.er?" asked one OF her father.
friends. II have lost = nts that nam,
ma gave me-" "That's not difficult
To- to repair," replied the friend; "here
are . cent" An instant aferward
Toto WAS CRYING harder than ever
"Whatare Won still crying f,r?" asked
tho gent eisan. Il am CRYING" SAID
the a,tful baby, "bacau,e il ] lad mol
lost 2 cents ! should now have A."
Az mStlete has been leliv ring him
self of an eloquent trade against TN
iiv.sion OF the sacred domain Of art b,
the meaner herd o. !espeaple AM
miscellaneous nosolies, anil final v,
risi g TO an Alpine height of scorn, ex'
claim AYE, all of Won here are Phil
stine+--msrc Philistines!" Yes,
saws an old gentleman softly. -we arr
Phili>tines. and suppose that is the
'eason We are being assaulted with the
iawbone OF a. ass"
ADoLpHus' MIsHAp.
hdolphus wore his brooches tight;
o. this he did not nina
When he put on th u r-skntes
To show n ut the rink,
Its ilrSt a,lycn, ugr was bis last
III " nut on skates no more:
lie His ! 1 Kick the no nll In,
An ~ down u the iiOF.
Nncn dolby drupl Ell, the girls n l laughed
IL Wa an awtul fai .
And, when the had tn r backs all turned,
tie u exc up 10 ia wall.
II ,alls,l a friend, took oil the skates,
An'i, giving him tire wink.
said. Jim, nj M that long t1ilsd coat
] wgnt 10 leave the rink.
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