The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-01-10
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light reed with shepherds crook OF steel
for handle.
IA place where calamity Juice is dealt
out" isthe Denver Republicans description
Of whisky saloon.
The music for Sunday bull fight in Ari-
iona was provided by the band Of u United
States cavalry regiment
An Albany man gave balky mule a
drink Of whisky. Then the mule ran oil
and smashed the wagon.
The hard drinkers OF Chicago are abjured
to reform for fear OF 'cirrhosis OF the liver"
There are good many there who seem to
have it already.
An English physician in good standing
says that cloud Of smoke hanging over
city Is a great preventive of malaria.
Wheeling is safe
A Kentuckian's life was saved by his
watch in a New Years day quarrel, pistol
ball fired at him at short range lodging in
it between the cases.
ATexas paper thinks if woman is brought
up to habits Of industry and economy and
learns to support husband, the tramp
nuisance will soon cease.
A soldier who lost his toe in the war,
Solomon F. Beals, Of Brocton, Mass, has
been pushing his claim for fifteen years,
and now gets pension OF $40.
~ think I'll take a smoke; it's about the
last I'll GET" said Michael o'Roufke, in
Milton, Ontario, last Friday. Twenty man-
utes later he was hanged for murder,
Our exports during November were the
largest known since March, 1881, and the
excess over imports the largest since
January OF the same year. The tide seems
to have turned in our favor.
An Irishman in Culiacan, Mexico, a.
tempted to commit suicide by firing a pis-
toll into his mouth. The ball remained
near the brain, and the mans life has been
saved, although he will be lunatic:
Illinois is the only State whose Legisla-
ture has adopted resolutions sympathizing
with France in the death Of Gambetta, and
ordered copy OF the same transmitted 10
the President Of the French Republic.
Houston, Texas, is said to have new
hospital for the accommodation Of both
white and colored patients, with a separate
department for each. 1t will be completed
in about month, and will cost $4,000.
The latest design for A o'clock tea SER
vices is that known as the chintz pattern,
and the fashionable porcelain is the Bod
ley stoneware. Wcdgwood and blue
majolica are, Of course, always in demand.
Counting the money that is brought into
Maine by visitors, tourists, and anglers in
tent on fishing, the Fish Commissioner OF
Maine estimates that for every trout caught
in Moosehead, Rangely, or Grand Lake S.
isspent.
In Idaho vast cavern has been dis
covered which is lighted by mysterious
flame rising from the floor. In it were
FUND human skeleton nine feet high and
a massive statue Of a woman. This lie has
never been placed on exhibition.
A Bostonian says there were twenty-iour
stormy Sundays last year, and that the
average in Boston during the past fifteen
years has been 1Gl stormy Sundays a year.
This Bostonian seems to have kept careful
note Of hisexcuses for not attending church.
An Alabama editor has been gathering
statistics to show which arc the favorite
months Tor marrying. The result is tie
between November and December, and
the thoughtful editor remarks that twas
due partly to the Marriage Association
boom and partly TO the cold weather.