The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-13
RED ROAM.
A Kansas & Texas Boy Writes
an Interesting Letter
from Texas.
The Immense Potato Crop John
Kehn Has Planted at
Fort Worth.
Special Correspondence of the Bazoo.

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EDITOR BazoO: Thinking you would
like to know what was going on in tn.
PIT oi 'he Lore S'ar state, fling a little
INK IN yonr direction in order TO hold nm
my end OF the pump handle: but I wifi
rem rk Is starter, that there IS Lot much
IN tn. way of news
i ives Up town his evening TO see 81
things had got OCT of tune, and fourS
everything in the fashion of who's been
gone since I've been here" No erancsr
was being stabbed with a pitchiork. no,
even girl wallOping piece of chewing
gum nor boy trying to plait dogs tail
10 can: So, Won SEE, rs for news. IN,
"shust oud."
The weather has moderated, and the Gets
have come out of the cellars and wooi
sheds and commenced their trapeze Der
farmauces on the clothes lines and ba rbeG
ire fences; the woodpeckers are ea,ip.,
the telegraph poles the old rooster ha,
got back on his mole hill back of the
stable, and the frogs have sharpened their
teeth and commence ell chewing sand. The
small pox is losing It's grip, and John Kenn.
the boss wrecker. has planted eight potatoes.
He won'd have planted more, bot he had
eaten So MANY that he was ashamed to
look them IN the eyes. | will be- China
vans hvenrglvphic wash ticket they will
he cross-eyed when they come up.
The y. & Il. paw car tbat wac built At
'he Sedalia car shops vacccinated the L. IL
T. bows in this latitude tie first of the
month, but the majority are beginning To
ask about what time IL will come again.
Some peoples paw lasts about as long n
some people'> religion, and that is about
long enough To let them steal chickens on
the way home.
About fifteen OF the yard bows were as
happy Yesterday as tho greepback party
w,s when the watermelon scarecrow gave
birth to the rae-hsbv This was on account
of seeing determined man irving to lead
a vicious isckass over the railroad cross
ing. As the jack approached the crossing
and he was stepping higher than IN old maid
over mouse. just rs he got ON the crossing
the engineer orensd the mud drum on his
engine. Then HAllanblazes, tableaux. dust.
last music. quick scenery, panoramas and
nan comprehensibi'cns. The man sn,l
jack were plaving hyiDg 'Lu La" around
the crossing sign, and as near as the eve
could de'ect. the outfit, in its stamped.
"oNsu IKE III m'ght De cross between
Dan Rice's pieeon-toad trick mule ami :,
tramp jumping for buckwheat cakes. Alter
things were quoted down the man looked
like he had been fondled bv tattooesI
hurricane, and as he left. he remarked in
a kind at a tone crossed between a funeral
and p picnic, that when he GOT that "ar''
mule put away and arrica put on places I
ain't anxious 10 mention, he world come
back and ian The man hat blowed up that
oar hiler." snd his ewes shone like cats
in rsilroad tunnel when rho moon is in
an ec'ip>e. The engineer. it is said. ba-
started To FL Psso to get a job of stage
driving
l viii nov let loose Of the pen, as nv
partner. Tommy Dorrigan, wants to write
to his girl, who lives some where near st.
Louis. Respectfully. RED RoAN.