Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-11-14
BUTLER CITIZEN
MSCELLANEOUS.
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
How Body of Politicians Were
Revived and Discovered
Something Valuable.

The Tammany excursion to the late
state convention at Buffalo were sur
prised on their return trip last Friday
by the introduction into their midst of
two attractive-looking cases marked in
a bold, running hand, "Tippecanoe."
This laconic inscription somewhat
troubled the placid breasts of the lead
ing district leaders, VINO were on the
alert to capture the scalps of tagging
County delegates, in retaliation for
their appropriating Tammany's thun-
der.
As the train steamed out Of the
Rochester depot, young man gently
touched the shoulder of Hon. John
Kelly, and gesticulated in the direction
of the cases aforesaid. Mr.. Kelly at
once took in the situation, and, linking
the arm of the young man, went forth
to investigate the secret of the myster-
ious boxes.
"Tippecanoe !" exclaimed the we'll
known leader. "Why, | knew him and
Tyler, too"
eyes," calculated delegate Plunkett
1--WE were bosom friends. Tip was a
good old soul, and so was Tyler, too" "
These bursts of extempore wit had
the effect of bringing the different dele
gates to their feet, and one and all let
loose their fund of pungency upon the
"Tippecanoe" cases.
"Let's open them 2" suggested a
delegate; and in the space of 81 and
one-half seconds the contents OF the
cases were undergoing critical analysis,
when it was found that "Tippecanoe"
was preparation far superior to any
bitters now, or ever known to the pub
lie. As the delegates slaked their as
simulated thirsts, they one and all prais-
ed "Tippecanoe" and Tyler, too, while
complim- ntary remarks were made by
such adopts as the Hon. John Kelly,
George W. Plunkett, William IL. Hull
lihan, Senator Treanor, and many
others. 1t was generally conceded
that "Tippecanoe" had the effect of in
fusing new life and energy in the ranks
of the assembled warriors and clearing
their intellects after the very severe
physical and mental strain incident to
the convention, so that while it was
considered at first simply palatable
drink, it proved to be preparation
which not only refreshed, but was un-
questionably the best remedy known
for dyspepsia, mal-assimilation of food,
stomach disorders, general functional
arrangements, constipation, tired feel
ings, malaria, blood disorders, skin
eruptions, loss of energy, feeble appe-
tite, bilious headache, etc. The combi-
nation of delicious drink with won
derfully efficient remedy is as gratifying
as it is rare.
The above truthful incident, regard
ing the new preparation which is being
introduced to the public, and is certain
to supercede all "bitters," is taken from
the New York Standard of recent is
sue. '"Tippecanoe" is prepared by Mr..
Fl. H. Warner, of Rochester, N. Y,
who is known to every man, woman
and child in the land as proprietor of
Warmers Safe Cure, better known as
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
In addition also to "Tippecanoe," Mr..
Warner is just introducing Safe
Rheumatic Cure which he personally
guarantees to cure ninety-6ve per cent.
of all rheumatic affections. The popu-
larity of the Safe Cure, together with
the high personal standing of Mr..
Warner, make this the most complete
and responsible guarantee possible.
The peculiar name of "Tippecanoe" is,
as we learn, adopted to prevent the
fraudulent limitations which always fol-
low meritorious articles. Its principal
ingredients were used by the Harrison
family in those early days and became
famous for efficiency at that time. The
terrible revelations made by modern
health statistics indicate that something
must be done to check the ravages of
disease and stop untimely deaths.
Thousands of persons are dying an
nually from no other cause than thought
less neglect. The slight symptoms of
uneasiness, headaches, constipation,
stomach arrangements, mal-assimila-
tion of food and other similar troubles
are often considered of too little i'm
portance to require attention or treat
ment. They are therefore permitted
to continue until the health is broken,
the constitution wrecked and the life
exhausted, when by timely use of the
right remedy health might be secured
and life prolonged.