Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-06-25
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balmed after having been exhibited at cheap muse
ums. He is said to have weighed 40 pounds when
he died. having been reduced to this dreadful state of
emaciatiOn by long continued dyspepsia. In his case
dyspepsia meant money in his pocket for it kept him
thin. People who want to keep themselves so thin
by dyspepsia as to exhibit for Living Skeletons"
ought not to take Perry Davs's Pain Kille1 for it
drives dyspepsia out.
If you ont want to lose your gum never let it 90
Off
Fits fits fits, successfully treated by Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association. Address, with stamp
for pamphlet. Buffalo, Y.
The best fire escape when your wife gets up in
| the morning and makes it,
ADVICE TO CoNsUMPTIyEs.-On the appearance of
the first symptoms-as general debility, loss of appe
tite paor chilly sensations followed by night-sweats
and cough-prompt for relief should be TAX
en-. Consumption is scrofuous disease of the lungs:
therefore the great anscrotula blood-purifer
and stength-restorer-Dr Plerce's Golden Medical
| Discovery" Superior to Cod liver oil as a nutritive
and unsurpassed as pectoraL For weak lungs, spit
ting of blood and kindred affections, it has equal
| Sold by druggists the world over For DR.. Perce's
| pamphlet Consumption, send two stamps to
Worlds Dispensary Medic al Association Buffalo N Y.
modern philosopher thinks that early rising is
we'll enough as far as bread is concerned.
| Root Beer, that everybody likes, is made from
Butchers Extract of Roots, for Home Made beer No
trouble to make it, all other material in the house
% cent bottle makes 10 gallons.
Butchers Lightning Fly Killer, Butchers Dead
Shot for Bed Bugs. Powerful Exterminators.
"B6 jabers said an Irishman. 1--WE slept sixteen
hours. 1 went to bed at eight and got up at eight"
"OId birds are not caught with chaff." Therefore
seek and find the pure golden grains of health in Kid
ney-Wort. Women. young or old, married single
if out of health will be greatly benefited by taking
| Kidney-Wort.
bonnet covered with birds does not sing, but the
fellow who has to pay for it whistles when the bill
comes in.
Hoods scarfs ribbons and any fan cy articles be
| made any color wanted with the Diamond Dyes. Al
the popular colors
Some of the old railroad men thinking of pro
cess aralyze and petrfy tramps that they car
be used cross ties.
| An autopsy, in cases of death from heart disease
is an unnecessary form of law, and productive of bu
one resut-a fee for the coroner and doctor. Thu
symptoms are unmstakabe, perfectly plain and, gen
orally, we'll understood DR.. Graves Heart Regulate
will cure any ofheart disease. If such sufferer
will take the Regulator there will be no deaths, ant
consequently no post norton examinations.
81 always call her my dear wife," said Mr.. Jenkin
"and mean it. You ought to the bills come in.
low condition of health is common with man.
who allow themselves to worry Mental anguisl
causes bodily suferings. Anxiety and has brok
en- down many constitution. train OF disorders us
ually follow mental distress. Heart affections, ner
vousness, sleepessness. dyspepsia, liz er complaint
kidney troubles ETC., among the list. sure rem
edy for relieving all mental and physical distress
Browns Iron Btters. 1t at once strengthens ever
part ofthe body making work pleasure and care un
known.
} "Oh she was jewel of wife said Pat, mournin
over the loss of his better half; she always stree
me with the soft end of the mop"
+ "For So years" says our correspondent Henr
Clark, of Fairfield Lenawee Co.. Mich. my wife ha
fits They would last about an hour, and sometime
longer. Samaritan Nerpine has permanently cure
: her."
4 An Arkansas man has sand-papered the shingles o
| his house so that cyclone can't take hold.
f When the blood moves sluegishly in the veins h
|
needed as this condition of the vital fluid cannot las
long without serious results. There is nothing bette
than Ayers sarsaparilla to purify the blood aud in
part energy to the system.
man who had a scoldng wife being asked VIII;
he did for living. replied that he kept dollhouse.
Vegetine is composed of roots, banks and herbs.
is very pleasant to take; every child likes it.
= A "smokipp rujp''-a castaway cigar
Il Don't be alarmed at Brights Diseases, Diabetes,
, any disease of the kidneys liver or urinary organs
Hop Bitters will certainly and lastingly cure you al
o it is the only thing that will.
Gould ye lind me the loan of pipe and tobaccy
said Pat; al have match"
= As WHEN SHE YoUSG.-"I have used Parker
Hair Baisam and like it better than any similar pre-
: aration l know Of" writes Mrs. Ellen Perry, wife
e Rev. p Perry of Colebrook Springs. Mass. my ha
l., almost entirely gray, but dollar bottle of Il
Balsam has restored the sofness and the brown col
it had when was young-not single gray hair lie
d Since began applying the Baisam my hair has sto
t. ped falling out, and find that it is perfectly harl
r. less and agreeable dressing"
n Which is the greatest amount of animal heat t
m beaver the otter why of course the otter of
two.
=, Or THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The voltaic Belt G
- Marshall Mich, will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Eli
~ tro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
Ih thirty days TO young old1 who affiict
a with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred trot
les. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
:. health and manly vigor. Address as above. N B
ID No risk is incurred, thirty days trial allowed