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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20
THE STARS WON'T WANE AND
THE NOON WON'T WAX.

D ] am poet weird and ad.-------
And life for me holds nothing glad,
Though 1 sing such songs as flame and flare
Over the wide world everywhere
Famous am for my wan wild eyes,
And my WOeful mien and my heaVing signs;
And lone, ahi lone as bard may be-
For where is the woman that rhymes with me2
] sing-and the lark is hushed and mute,
And the dry-gOods clerk fOrgets his flute;
And the night operator at the telegraph stand
SmOthers his harp il his trembling hand
And rasps no longer the hip that halts
Red and raw from the last new waltz,
While ever wall in q minor key,
. where is the woman that rhymes with me?
The plumbers daughter, as she reads my song,
Signs all day and the whole night long
For a love like mine and passion warm
AS the pulsing heart of thunderstorm;
And the new grass widow. Vainly, too,
Bangs her hair as she used to do.
But they can't catch on! l wander free
In search of the woman that rhymes with me.
And o my heart-Lie down. keep STILL
If ever we meet, as ] hope we will
If ever we meet, as pray we'll do
If ever we meet-O, well be true!
All ideal things will become fixed facts
The stars won't wane and the. moon won't
wax,
And my soul will sing in a ceaseless glee
When find the woman that rhymes with me !
j. ". Riley, fll Life.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

A coquette is a woman 'thout any
heart that makes a fool o a man that
amt got any head.-The Continent.
"A philosopher who had married a
vulgar girl used to call her ''brown
sugar, because, he said, she was
sweet, but unrefined.
"A little girl in Hartford school,
unused to diplomatic ways, sidled up
to her teacher, and, naively as could
be, said: Mother wanted me to find
out in a roundabout way whether you
are Mrs. or Miss. ''-Harttord Post
What was in it: ''NIy case is Just
here,'' said citizen to a lawyer.
1.-The plaintiff will swear that hit him.
[ will swear that did not. Now, what
can you lawyers make out of that if we
90 to trial?'' "a hundred dollars,
easy" was the reply.-Bench and Bar.
"A little girl admitted to her mother
that her little boy sweetheart had
kissed her on the cheek. ''And what
did YOU do?'' asked the old lady in q
tone of Indignation. Mother" said
the child, Il Cannot tell a story: / turned
the other cheek. "-HGrper'S Bazaar.
The Pail lIuJ Gazette points out
that during; Mrs. Langtry' nine months
five times as much as the income of the
Prime Minister of Great Britain and
more than twice the monthly emclu-
ments of the Archbishop of Canterbury.
The way to wealth is as plain as
the way to market. 1t depends chiefly
on two wOrds-industry and frugality:
that is, waste neither time nor money,
but make the best use of both With
4
do, and with them everything. - Frank
liis.
"A Virginia girl has picked and sold
enough blackberries this year to buy
her father a shotgun and sixteen steel
traps, and woman in Nebraska has
cut and sold over $20J worth of rail-
road ties and bought her husband a
either and a gold watch.-DetrOit Free
Press.
please, sir, is this the mail boat?''
Inquired lady, holding a letter in her
hand, of a gentleman who was standing
on the deck of a Mississippi steamer.
81 guess not, madam. replied the
gentleman, somewhat embarrassed; 81
just heard the Captain say she would
leave in half an hour, so guess it must
be a female boat. - Y0rkers States
man.
Plantation Philosophy-A white
frost is de gray hairs of the season. De
man that sWears dat ne wouldn' hab
office is de berry man dat is hurt when
he's beat. People what always lookon
de dark side should recolleck dat ma
tur' furnishes as much honey as she
does gall. / doan hab much conf
dence in de loud-talkin' man. De
blunderbuss is louder dan de rife, but
it amt half as true. Der old sayin' dat
a miss was good, as mile amt true
4 feIler shot at me once an missed me,
but he skeered me nearly to death -
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20
HURT BY 4 FALL.

When only boy some thirteen years old was hurA
quite badly by fa and severely injured my back and
kidneys and was doctorcd by our best physicians and
tried many remedies and they all failed, until Hunts
Remedy was recommended by friends that had
used it here in Manchester with the greatest success.
we purchased bottle from 2. Foster Campbes drug
store and found that improved very rapidly was
evcd of the pains back and after using several bot
tics found that completely cured, and can not
ovcr-cstimatc the good Hunts Remedy has don11ne,
and can most heartily recommend it 10 those troGed
with kidney complaint; and you this letter 80
YOU choose, Respectfully yours,
ALoNzo p. MARSHALL
g Orange St., Manchester. N. H., May 4 1883
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20
The Conquest of Pain.


It is said that even the most acute
physical pain can be overcome by de-
termined effort of the will, and in a re-
cent number of medical journal DR..
Carpenter quotes several cOrrObOrative
Instances.
DR.. Edward H. Clarke suffered from
fatal malady which produced the
most agonizing pain; and yet he could
determinateIy withdraw his conscious
ness, so to speak, from that pain by
fixing it upon another object, that OBJ
ject being the working out of his own
neutral train of thought in the compo.
sition of a book.
This is we'll known to have been the
case also with regard to Sir Walter
Scott, who, during a very severe and
painful illness, dictated the bride of
LammermOor. The most remarkable
fact about the composition of this work,
was that, after his recovery, he entire
ly forgot all that he had done, the book
on its publication coming to him as an
entirely new work with which he had
had nothing whatever to do. He only
remembered the general outline of the
story upon which he had composed his
novel; this he had heard in early life,
and it remained with him; but of the
working up of this story into the novel,
while he lay on his sofa contending
with paroxysms of agony, he had no
recollection.
Thus, in the case of Walter Scott, as
in that of DR.. E. III. Clarke, we see the
effect of determined fixation of the at
tentiOn upon train of ideas in master
ing physical pain.
Another most remarkable example OF
the same thing is in the case of Robert
Hall, Il celebrated preacher. He used
to go into the pulpit suffering the most
agOniZing pain, which was found after
his death to have resulted from large
calculus in his kidney, with projecting
points, the terrible suffering produced
by which every medical man will at
once appreciate and was obliged
habitually to take some of the largest
doses of opium that were ever admins
tered. But from the moment he began
his eXtempOre sermon (the Introductory
service having been performed by his
cOlleague), he seemed utterly uncOn-
scious of his condition.
%''During the latter portion of his life,
which was passed in Bristol. says DIR.
Carpenter, II was often his nearer;
and like every one else, was most
deeply interested in his discourses,
while at times quite carried away by
the torrent of his elOquence. Twas as
sured by eye-witnesses that when he
went down into the vestry he would
sometimes roll on the floor in agony,
though during his pulpit address he
had ceased altogether to feel pain. y
VIII and faith together can indeed
work wonders Youths Companion.
A rancheress of Washoe Valley,
Nevada, has invented novel method
of preserving eggs for winter use.
During the summer she breaks the
eggs, pours the contents into bottles,
which are tightly eorked and sealed,
when they are placed in the cellar. neck
down. She claims the contents of the
bottles come out as fresh as when put
in.
Good stuff is often twisted into
.s.---e,. u a..--,.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20

Ia. range l6 ". He names the following Wit
n -sses TO prove his continued Is residence upon,
80 e,altiTaf1on of said land, viz:
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20

rs UUhNO EyeeotIaUcu On arm
property at low ate of interest. Of
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20

ance Company one Of the oldest and
best COMPANIES in the United States
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20

color and perfectly pure. Recent i'm
provements place DeLsnds brands ahead
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-20

Coed stuff is often twisted into
queer shapes.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
A Sad Death.

Is it not sad to see your friends and
neighbors die with Kidney Complaint
or any disease of the Urinary Organs,
when If they had taken Hills English
Extract Of Buchu and Cubebs, it
would have cured them Of their dis
ease and restored them to health!
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
mi DICAL.
The Surgeons Knife.
Wonderful Surgical Operation-Removal of
Urinary Stones from the Bladder
Successful.

Mr.. Simeon TIetsell, Saugeries, n. Y, had been
treated for seven years by various physicians for
what they call Structure of the Uretha, without bene-
ft He finally consulted DIR. David Kennedy, of
Rondout, N Y, who found his trouble to be Urinary
Calcui Stones in the Bladder The doctor at once
removed the foreign bodies with the knife and then
gave his great Blood Specific, "Favorite Remedy, to
prevent their reformation. The entire treatment
eminently successful and Mr.. Tietsells recoy-
cry was rapid and perfect.
While "Fayorite Remedy is specific in all Kid
ney and Bladder diseases it is equally valuable in
cases of Bilious Disorders Constipation of the Bow
els, and all the class of ills apparently inseparable
from the constitutions of women. Try it. Your
druggist has it, and its cost is only dollar bot
tie. The lucky man is he who puts this advice In
practice. Don't forget the name and address, DR.
David Kennedy, Rondout, N. Y. The Doctor would
have understood that while he is engaged in the in
PRODUCTION of his medicine, "Favorite Remedy he
still continues the practice of his profession but
confines himself exclusively to office practice. He
treats all diseases of chronic character, and per-
forms all the minor and capital operations of surgery
2aug1m-hcnrm,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, &C
4 GOLDEN opp 8RT UNIT "

More than four months
and avoid the shameful practical them compelled buy
the people, the and have their appreciation liberal
Ladies
l2a Gngham also
calico To-day and Remember
line Mus Gnms Cheviot Tckngs Co9nades Table Linens
jobs Hose Shirts Suspendes Gloves We big Hamburg In
j. vi. KIMBERLlNC & BRO,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
Continued from last tOeek.)
How Watch Gases are Made.

1t is a fact not generally known that the
james Boss Gold Watch Gases really con-
tain more pure gold than many "solid"
gold cases The demand for these watch
cases has led to the manufacture of very
poor grade of solid gold watch cases
low in quality, and deficient in quantity.
These cases are made from 48 to 10 karats,
and or karat case is often sold for II
or IA karats. 1t is NOT economy to buy
watch case so poor in quality that it will
soon lose its color, or one SO soft that it will
lose its shape and fail to shut tight, thus
letting in dust and damaging the works, or
one SO thin that a slight blow will break
the crystal, and perhaps the movement.
It IS economy to buy James Boss Gold
Watch Case, in which NONE of these things
ever occur. Thiswatch case is not an expert
ment-it has been made nearly thirty gears.
HAzLEToN, PA, Oct. "a, 1882.
I sold two James Boss Gold Watch Gases thirty
good condition yet. One of them is carried by a
carpenter, Mr.. L. W. Drake, of Hazleton, and only
shows the wear in one or two places; the other by
Mr.. Bowman, of Cunningham, Pa. and can pro-
duce one or both Of these at any time.
SYLVESTER ENaLE, Js,oeler.
stamp Keystone Watch Case Factories Phla
delphia handsome Illustrated Pamphlet showing how
James Boss and Keystone Watch Cases made.
ITO be C0ntinasedl
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

WILLIE: Mamma, will Susie and me
have birthdays after we're dead?
MAMMA: Why, what do you mean?
WILLIE: Why, like Washington.
Don't you know?
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

''MR. BL1FK1Ns, 1 do wish you
would give up that abominable prac-
tice of punning," said the good lady
to her old man at breakfast, this
morning. "You don't like punning,
my dear?" said old B., with affected
surprise. 'You know very well that
I don't. I'd rather have a hedgehog
in the house than a punster. Il see, !"
said the incorrigible brute: Hedge
hog, eh? H'm-hog. All, yes-it's
for pork-you-pine," and he slipped
under his end of the table just in time
to dodge the missile hurled at his
head by the now thoroughly exasper-
ated woman.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
An UndOubted Blessing.

About thirty years ago, a promi-
nent Physician by the name Of DIR.
William Hall discovered, or produced
after long experimental research, a
remedy for diseases of the throat,
chest and lungs, which was Of such
wonderful efficacy that it soon gained
wide reputation in this country
The name of the medicine is DIR.
VIM. HALLS BALSAM FOR THE
LUNGS, and may be safely relied on
as a speedy and positive cure for
coughs, colds, sore throat, &c. Sold
by all Druggists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

A MOUNT HoLYoKE girl, who was
studying to be a missionary, wrote
the following on the fy-leaf Of her
textbook on moral science:
'If there should be another flood,
For refuge hither fly.
Though all the world should be
submerged,
This book would still be dry"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

THE August atlantic contains two additional chap
tiers of Mr. Crawford's serial, "a Roman Singer"
which is attracting great deal of attention, both for
its merits and being the work of the writer of
the popular novels "Mr. Isaacs'' and Dr Caudius."
Mr.. Lathrop's Newport serial, of which three new
chapters given, naturally has special interest
for the requenters of that seaside resort but its in
terest by means limited either that place
to those who have been there. Rev. Brooke Herford
contributes remarkably interesting paper on 1.-The
Trustworthiness of Early Tradition showing that
it not at all unreliable hearsay gossip, but
general fact be accepted valid history at least
the facts were understood by those who transmit
ted them from generation to another. 1.-The Hare
and the Tortoise by Sarah Orne Jewett, is story
which will be read with great satisfaction by those
who know how charming Miss Jewetts style is, and
what a wholesome cheerful atmosphere pervades her
stories. Henry James writes of 1.-The Country of the
Loire, the second of his series of papers relating
to French country scenery and life, entitled 'En
Province" Ernest W. Longfellow, of the world
famous poet, contributes excellent article on
"Reminiscences of Thomas Couture the famous
French artist. Miss f. c. Baylor has paper at once
authentic and curiously interesting, concerning Vir-
Dudley Warner contributes another of his sagacfous
and humorous travel sketches, Around the Spanish
Coast.'' Olive Thorne Miller, who has peculiar
felicity in writing subjects pertaining to natural
history, furnishes admirable "Study of Cat
bf4d.' Prof. Herbert Tuttle writes of Academic
Socialism,. thoughtful article which cannot fail to
challenge the attention of large body of intelligent
readers. The number contains poems by Mrs Piatt,
Grace DEMO Litchfeld, and Charles F. Lummis; re-
views several important works; and the usual
collection of bright in the Contributors
Club,-the whole making a remarkably good summer
number of the atlantic.
HoUGHToN, MIFFLIN & Co., Boston.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

The number of dram-shops in Ger
many increased by 12,261 (about 10
per cent in 1861-82, and the ratio of
increase in drunkenness. lawlessness
and pauperism, was much larger.
The Emperor and members of the
Reichstag are considering how to re-
strict the curse.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
9aug.2t.

"How much did you pay for your
new dress?" asked Mrs. Smith.
Eight cents yard. They asked ten
cents" why" said Mrs. Smith,
sit is just like mine. Isn't it? But
I did better than you. They asked me
eighteen cents, and I got it for twelve
cents. | got off more than you"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
A Free Acknowledgement:

l hereby certify that | habitually
use DR.. Kennedy's "Favorite Remedy
in my family in all those cases in
which domestic medicine is needed,
and that it has never yet failed to ac-
complish the purpose desired. We
look upon it as an anchor to wind
ward that is sure to hold in every in
stance mentioned on the Doctors bill
of particulars. | make this acknowl-
edgement freely, in hope. of doing
good to others, feeling that a medi-
cine that is near at hand and to be i'm
plicitly trusted is worth more than it
costs.
REV. G.. C. EsRAY,
Formerly Associate Editor Rondout
Freeman.
GANG 2t.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
DurnO's Catarrh Snuff.

This well known remedy for Ca
tarrh still maintains its well earned
popularity. e. A. Savage, of Geneva,
Kansas, writes, March 4, 1880. Il
have used Durno's Catarrh Snuff, and
it is the only thing that does me any
good. 1t always effects a cure. !"
Sold by all druggists everywhere.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

Townsly'e Toothache Anodyne
cures instantly.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09
ssLadieS.N

Ladies in delicate condition find
that they derive great benefit from
Speer's port wine. 1t has become the
most popular wine made for the use
of aged and debilitated persons. 1t
is also used as a communion wine.
For sale by druggists generally.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

THE most deadly foe to all malarial
diseases is Ayers Ague Cure, a COM
bination of vegetable ingredients on
ly, Of which the most valuable is use d
in no other known preparation.
This remedy is an absolute and GER
tain specific, and succeeds when all
other medicines fail. A cure is war
ranted.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-08-09

"MY dear,'' said Rather at the tea
table, looking up from his evening
paper, "this French-China trouble
looks serious ''Yes," answered Mrs.
R., Bridget broke the handle off the
to-day; but | didn't think
you would notice it so soon"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-04-18
HOW WATCHES ARE MADE.

In SOLID GoLD WATcH, acidc rom
the necessary tIiicl.ne8 for engraving and
polishing, large proportion cf naetal is
needed only - a.iGcn and hold the engrav-
cd portions in place, Gnd supply strength.
The surplus golI Is actually needless, In
,Jan.es Bo22 Patent Gold Watch Cdscs this
WASTE IL saved, and soLIDiTY and
STRENGTH increased by :. simple process,
at one-half the cost. A piate Of SOLID
GOLD is solderc,l ca each side cf a plate
Of hard nickel composition metal, and the
three are then passed. between polished
steel rollers From this the cases, backs,
centcrs, bczclB, c:a., are cut and shaped by
dies and formers Tic gold is thick
enough to admit Of I'll kinds Of chasing,
engraving snl engine Turning. These
cases have been worn perfectly smooth by
nse without removing The Gojd, 1his 1s
he only case nude rnicf his procees. Eacf
cose II Gceompanied asM rotid guarantee
sigacd by he maau}acturcrs warranting IL 10
rear ~ yoSss 10000 OF these Cases
now carried in the Cnitod States and
Canada. Largest and Oldest Factory,
Establishcl 1854. Asl. your Jcwcler.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-04-18
EDWARD b. BURNHAM

One winter day Hawthorne re-
ceived notice at his Office that his ser
vices would be no longer required as
Collector Of Customs at Salem. With
heaviness Of heart, says Conway, be
repairs to his humble home IIis
young wife recognizes the change, and
stands waiting for the silence to be
broken. At length he falters II am
removed from oliiccn Then ghe leaves
the room soon she returns with fuel
and kindles bright fire with her own
hands next brings pen, paper, ink, and
sets them before him Then she touch
es the sad man on the shoulder, and as
he turns to the beaming face says
"Now you can write your book" The
cloud lifted The lost Office looked like
cage from which he had escaped
The "book" was "The Scarlet Letter.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-04-18
FROMTHE SOUTH.
A Perfect Combination vuH
two salient Advantages
yfbyit Concerns You.

"There is no mistake about it" remarked
DR.. 81 F Flowers, at Gailatin, Missouri,
"BFX3Us's c..PClEE POROUS PLAS-
TIERS are one 0f The Degtest combinations
ever produced. They have tge kipds Of adj
vantagcs over all Others, which nc may 1ai! ihe;
minor and the major. First they aye eiepp aaa
pleasant 70 use, never soiling the hands nor the
linen Of the wearer. Second, they act quiek.y
and powerfully. / have tried the .capcine
Plaster on myself for pneumonia, and on my
patienis for various diseases, sach rs Neuralgia,
Muscular Ehagmatism, Lumbago, Kidney
trouble, etc. aad ~ aII such eases relief has
followed In from three 70 lcstg,eight hours"
DR.. Flower merely voices fi.a ..i;.aE or oral
opinion of tLou3ands in his profession. KEE:
SONS POROUS PLASTERS are the perfeet
external application. The genuine have the
voa CAPCINE cut in the centre. Price 70
cents.
seabury & Johns,a. Chemists, New York.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-04-18
What was a yery appropriate r

That was very appropriate re,
joinder which someone made to Tenny-
son during the war. The poet brusque-
ly broke into conversation, and,
with his horns lowered as though
John Bull had just caught sight of a
red flag, charged tbus:-1 wish you to
understand, sir, that my sympathies,
and those Of society here, are on the
side Of the south And the American,
quite equal to the occasion, replied,
Il wish you to understand, sir, that we
of the Northern States do not care
where your sympathies lie.' 1t was
a palpabIe hit. England didn't love
US then, and would not have been
sorry to have seen break up and a
division Of spoils But all Americans
are unit now and England loves us
very much.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-04-18
u. &W. r.. .R. Time Table

The morning train for Allegheny leaves Butler
at $40, Butler or Pittsburgh time. arriving
there at 1898, city time. This train connects at
Gallery Junction with the mail train of the
Pittsburgh division, going west, which arrives
at Harmony at 9:4s, Zelienope at SO and New
Castle Junction at II. r. II. time. where con-
nection is made with trains on the p. 4 l.. r..
r. r. for New Castle, Youngstown and other
points north and west.
The. mai train for Allegheny, leaves Butler at
ll:07, Butler time, and connects at Gallery
Junction at noon with the Gallery accommoda-
tion, which arrives at Allegheny city at LAG, p.
NJ, city time.
The evening train from Butler for Allegheny
leaves at 6:03 Butler time, and runs through to
Allegheny, arriving there at 8:16 p. NJ
Through trains from Allegheny to Butler
and Foxburg, leave Allegheny at 7:41 A. NJ and
Ais, p. NJ, arriving at Butler at 9.56, A. NJ, and
q, P. NJ, Butler time.
The Gallery accommodation leaves Allegheny
at 1901, city time, and connects with the hail
on the Foxburg division, which arrives at Butler
at 1886, local time.
Trains leave Butter for Foxburg and interme-
diate points, at 9.53. A N. LAC and Gal. p. M,
arriving there st 1859 A. NJ, 4 20 and S.25, p.
NJ, Il. r. time, and connect with the trains on
the Pittsburgh Bradford and Buffalo r n