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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-05-21

resolve to squire no more danes
ended what might have proved All
awkward matter for our Lothario.
The ways of Partisan journalists
are strange indeed. Here is sample
for which l can vouch. A few days
ago the editor of n Boulevard print,
who had been on visiting terms with
a well-known banker, received the
information that his presence ut the
table of Dives was no longer desira-
BILE. Thereon the editor engaged
one of his staff to write a flaming
chroniqne in which all the skeletons
of the bankers's cupboard were eN-
posed under the thiunest disguise.
Dives at first felt inclined to horse
whip the editor, but, on second
thoughts he decided that ''least
done, soonest mended."
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-05-21

and otheres that graced comely Egyp-
tan forms that have been dust and
ashes now for 40 centuries, her watch
is from Geneva, her cardcase is from
China, her hair (lcngthy) is from
'front.' don't know where her hair
is from; / never could find out that.
That is her other hair, her public
hair, and Sunday har; don't mean
the hair she goes to bed with. Why,
yon ought to know the hair 1 mean;
it's that thing which she calls
switch, and which resembles Il switch
as much as it does a brickbat, or a
shotgun, or any other thing which
you correct people with. It's that
thing which she twists and then coils
round and round her head, beehive
fashion, and then tucks the end in
under the hive, and harpoons it with
a hailpin. And that reminds me of
tritie: Amy time you want to, you
can glance around the carpet of a
Pullman car, and go and pick up a
hairpin, but not to save your life
can you get any woman in that car
to acknowledge that hair-pin. Now,
isn't that straige! But it's true.
The woman who has never swerved
from cast-iron morality and fidelity
in her whole life will, when confronted
with this crucial test, deny her hair
pin. She will deny that hair-pin
before hundred witnesses. 1 have
stupidity got into more troubles and
more hot water trying to hunt up the
owner of q hair-pin in Pullman car
than by any other indiscretion of my
life. Well, you see what the daugh-
ter of civilisation is when she is
dressed, and you have seen what the
daug htcr of savagery is when she is
not. Such is woman as to costume.
l come now to consider her in her
higher and noble aspects-as mother,
wife, MISREPRESENTATION, mother
in-law, hired girl, telegraph operator,
telephone hallooer, queen, book
agent, wet-nurse, step-mothcr, boss,
professional double-headed woman,
professional beauty, and so forth and
SO on. We will simply discuss these
few-let the rest of the sex tarry in
Jericho till we come again. First on
the list of right, and first on our list,
comes a woman who-why, dear me,
I've been talking three-quarters of an
hour. I beg thousand pardons.
But you see yourselves that have a
large contract. I have accomplished
something anyway. l have intro
duced my subject, and if l had till
next Forefathers' Day am satisfied
that 1 could discuss it as adequately
and approximately as glorious and
noble theme deserves. But, as the
matter stands now, let us finish as
we began, and say, without testing,
but with all sincerity, "Woman-
the ladies', bless hem!"-,Syo,,ey
MaiZ.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
HOME AND FARM.

One of the most encouraging hopes
for our country is the prospective
improvement of its livestock.
Lemons eaten raw are excellent for
rheumatism and are recommended for
this troublesome ailment by many OF
our best physicians Chicago NeUs.
Feather Cake: Half cup Of but
ter, three cups of flour, two of sugar,
one of milk, three eggs, little grated
lemon rind, two teaspoons Of baking
powder. Adcance.
California wheat is so dry when
harvested that when taken to the
damper air of the sea coast it gains
seven per cent. or more in weight
The gain is sufficient to pay for trans
portation.-San francisco Chronicle.
-Currants, which are so fruitful as
to bear abundantly if neglected, will
give much finer fruit if regularly
looks like wide distance apart. Cut
away the the old bearing wood, and
give the new vigorous shoots a good
chance. Toledo Blade.
For washing hands that have be-
come cracked or blackened, there is
nothing better than Indian meal rubbed
on with the soap. 1t not only removes
the dirt, but softens and whitens the
hands as well. For men and boys
doing farm or shop work it is excellent,
and should be kept always at hand
N. Y. Times.
Lemon Filling for Pies or Layer
Cake: One pint water, juice and grated
rind Of three lemons, and one cup of
sugar Set on range to boil. Then
stir in two tablespoonfools of corn
starch and yolk of one egg,
and one tablespoonful of butter.
Boil a few minutes, and when cold
enough to pour, fill your pie, and cover
with strips of crust.-Erchange.
French prunes make delicious pies.
soak them in very little cold water
all night; in the morning pinch the
stones out of them, stew them slowly.
When they are tender take them out of
the water with a long-handled strainer.
Then strain the water through piece
of flannel, add sugar and make a
sirup to pour over the prunes. Bake
with an upper and under crust
n Y. Post
The Chatham (N.Y.) Courier thinks
every farmer should be, to some extent.
an experimentalist. We think so too
Don't Jog on forever in the old ruts,
Try new methods. Study out and
apply better systems of cultivation.
breeding, etc. Only don't be reckless
about it. Make haste slowly Expert
ment on small scale at first, and
launch out only when sure of your
ground. A great deal can be learned
by careful experimenting. The time
spent on it is by no means wasted
Country Gentleman.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
BLACK Yer Boots 2,

"Tell me, Joe," said reporter to
one of the proprietors of one of the old
est bootblack stands in the city, ''some-
thing about the knights of the blacking
brush.n He and his partner were soon
interested in the subject, and impaired
the following information in broken
English: 1.-The bootblacks Of the city
are principally Mexieans, Italians and
Portuguese; of late, too, few Ameri-
cans, principally California-born boys,
have crept in. 1t is not healthy oc-
cupation, for it brings on diseases of the
chest, spine and abdominal regions
through the constant bending of the
body and crooking of the shoulders. 1t
also strains the muscles of the hand,
wrist and forearm. After polishing
twenty pairs of boots or shoes we feel
like taking a rest. We are always con-
tent when we average 50 or So apiece
day. Many are satisfied with 81, and
when that is earned they go off for a
good comida. All the large and we'll
patronized stands in the city have re-
lay of men, and in several of them $50
and even $50 is taken in. These boot
black stands are valuable property.
Five years ago we PAID Tor TINS small
place premium of $3.50. To-day it is
worth at least 800, and yet we don't
appear to be doing big trade, but,
then, YOU see, we often get ten and tif-
teen cents a pair. One man, who
started in a few weeks ago with one
stand in popular locality, has made
several thousand dollars by building
and renting new stands. In the barber
shops, as rule, the proprietors take
the ten cents charged for boot-cleaning
and pay the boys all the way from 50
to SO week. If you want to help the
bootblack along in those places you
must tip him an extra five or ten-cent
piece. One barber | knew years ago
let his bootblack take the coin. This
boy made S75 month at it. There's
money in the business, but there's bad
health also. San Francisco Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
Raising Potatoes Under Straw.

Farmer Scott, of Kentucky, writing to
an exchange on the subject of raising
potatoes under straw. gives certainly
some indubitable proofs in favor of this
method, not only for potatoes, but for
tomatoes. melons, cucumbers, etc. Con-
cerning his own experience, he says:
At one time, after covering a large
potato patch. the colored assistant ex-
claimed: BOSS. heah is painful taters
left. What's | gwine to do wild them?"
He was told to drop them where the
machine horses had pressed the ground
very hard. while threshing grain. The
earth there was not plowed; could not
be. The potatoes were covered like the
rest. When fall arrived. the black man
looked for the result, and said to the
''boss:" II s'pose you'll glib me dem
taters in de hoss tracks," s'Yes. All
right The man uncovered the place,
and got over six bushels of the best,
largest and finest potatoes ever grown
in Bracken County, Kentucky.
l once raised large patch of toma-
toes. After they were well worked /
took straw and covered the ground COM
ple.ely, six inches deep. The vines
dropped over on the straw. No weeds
ever came up after that Tomatoes to
sell, trade, give away, was the result.
after canning more than we ever had
before
Many years ago l was visiting a
friend in Missouri; a farmer. The elder
son contemplated a watermelon patch.
He prepared one near the stable-yard.
After the vines We're up, just ready to
run, he covered the ground all over and
close around the vines with straw. In
few days the vines dropped and ran
around in every direction. The longest
vines We're pinched off to prevent them
invading the next neighbor's field. The
young man also got some good earth
and placed it in a low spot on top of an
old stack left over from the previous
season. There he made a hill and COW
cred it with straw. From that hill he
pulled a melon which received pre-
MUM at the fair in the early fall. So
journed at the residence, and we ate of
the luscious melons nearly two months.
In turning under old straw, in the
fall or ensuing spring, should it choke
the pillow, send a boy along with a short,
two-pronged fork. He can scatter the
straw along the furrow, so that when
the plow passes all can be covered neat
ly. Should the lad become fatigued let
the plowman relieve him. That will
allow the horses to rest at intervals and
encourage the boy.
Straw is the best bedding for horses
and cattle, and q contend) for man
also. Clean straw is the best bedding,
also, for sows when farrowing. Straw,
mixed with manure, makes the finest
hot-beds. | never fail. | buy old straw
stacks and bring them home to use,
and thus improve my farm in many
ways.-Prdirie Farmer
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
DROPS OF WATER.

Mr. JOSEPH G. BrcKSELL. No. ei2 Main 9.
Sanoridgeport, Mass, writes. April q, lSS9. .,J
been terribly afflicted for number OF wears nave
and kidney disease. Ny urine contained bros ssvel
deposits and at times could not pass nv o1st
in drops and with great pain; and have bsd !, except
many as fifteen times during the night rIaS as
physicians; they did me good. but friend ssVeral
who had used Hunts Remedy told me 10 o.. " NINE
and try It, He had been cured severe case Ooe
to mine, and that others had used Hunts rslnlaf
Cambridge and pronounced it medicine ~ Ia
After being repeatedly urged purchased bot.,a al
before had used all Oft passed stone as and
pea, followed by smaller ones. Ihave used II = as
bottles and it has completely cured me- NV d.Ia s ea
are in excellent condition. and for one ~ II. Alles
sixty eight years, can truly say fee Iro 'se S@
man with strength and vitality Ny famiv ,;.s .ouAs
Remedy, and would not be without ii ANA M tas
TO recommend IL TO friends and nepbho. ia
bridge and Boston You are at liberty to use NV oa
in praise Of the best kidney and liver medicine name
Remedy" H1 hunts
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
"DID WONDERS FOR MFy

The above words are from Mr. LEWIS Kvp,. =,
Highland Avenue, Maiden. Mass, Anri - 1oo, No. ,
says: II have been troubled for years wh ' II, ne
and liver complaint, followed by gravel u,i,b Nlaey
pains In my back and grons. had great IS'eIe
passing water, il being scanty. and accoro' 10
terrible burning, the vessel being coated wifb "
dust deposit. / was recommended to use gnIl, gCA,
kemedy by friend who had been completely c1a5 i
similar trouble. l purchased bottle a. ~ u
g!sts, and commenced to improve At on, vi, l1s'
used but two bottles and It has done wonders In
no more kidney trouble no more pain Il ha.a le-
me new life, and would not be without Hnt sven
dy at any price. Itis all that II is recommends
and cheerfuliy give this testimony for M 49, v
the many sufferers from kidney disease and
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
A Thrifty Pennsylvania Gets Cut Rates.

The Cincinnati Drummer says the fol-
lowing is gospel truth:
".Good morning." said hard look
ing customer to Colonel Dave Edwards
at the Bee Line Office the other day;
lair you the railroad manpH
''Yes, sir What can | do for you?"
replied the Colonel.
Il don't know as you can do nuthin,
but Jest want to see if | couldn't Git a
deduction on travelin' expenses.
''Got some people to 60 on our line?"
"Well, yes, sort o'like.
'.How manyP
''There's five of 'em in the lot"
Where do they go?"
'Pennsylvany."
s'Where are they?"
s.Well, they're down at the depo'.
You see as how I've been out in 1njian-
ny takin' up the remains of my wife's
mother, nay old man and three of our
kids, and | thought if you'd give me
excursion rates for the party, I'd just
as leaf patternize your road as not and
save dollar OF two on express charges.
Express rates is powerful high and I
haint lost my family pride enough yit
to want 'er send 'em by freight
The Colonel held a consultation with
the boys in the back office and the ex-
cursion party was made up.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

A beekeeper named Jackson, of
Northern Missouri. annually transports
two hundred colonies of bees by rail to
Florida, where be camps out and cares
for them during our Northern winter.
This man being interviewed on board
the cars en- route to the land of flowers,
said this plan Of agriculture was highly
remunerative-tha he paid 81 per coll
ony for transportation, and that as =
rule he returned North every spring
with his hives well filed with honey.
thus keeping his bees at work all the
year round. Toledo Blade.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

New England wagon factories are
turning out for next summer an un-
usual number of two-wheeled carts.
Some have an arrangement by which
they can be adjusted to horses Of differ
ent builds, as a tall horse requires that
the cart be pitched at different angle
from that used with short one. The
largest style of two-wheeled carts, built
for four people and having seats run
ming lengthwise Of the body. passes un-
der the name of wagonet The carriage
dealers say that the reason why there
are SO many novelties this year in the
vehicle line is because the trade is dull.
and the manufacturers have been ran
sacking their brains for patterns which
viii help stimulate it.-Boston Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

NO TNpucEMENT.-A land agent wanted
a Kentucky farmer to emigrate to Dakota,
as he was not making his living in the old
Commonwealth. "What inducements do
you offer?' asked the farmer. I'VE have
the richest lands, the finest wheat, the best
water, the fattest stock and the biggest
f.ru,s in the world.o EYES," doubtingly
interrupted the farmer "Why, man, on
one of those big farms they plow furrow
five miles long" "Whats" aThey plow
f,rroyy five miles long" "That ends it,
stranger Don't talk Dakota to me! It's
ali can do to plow one of these little nifty
yard burrows here in Kentucky, ana II II
the end of it. Gee, whoa, Buck, git up
there,v and he started across the patch,
leaving the agent sitting on the fence
Exchange.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

On the appearance of the first symptoms
-as general debility, loss of appetite, pal
lor, chilly sensations, followed by night
sweats and cough-prompt measures for
relief should be taken. Consumption is
scrofulous disease of the lungs-therefore
use the great anti-scrofula, or blood-purifier
and strength-restorer,- Pierce's ''Gold-
en- Medical Discovery" Superior to Cod
liver oil as nutritive. and unsurpassed as
pectoral. For weak lungs, splitting of
blood, and kindred affections, it has no
equal. Sold by druggists the world over.
For DIR. Pierce's pamphlet on Consumption,
send two stamps to WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Fourteen years ago Charles Lewis,
then of Lockport, n. Y, had the ini-
tials of his ''best girl" engraved on two
ten-cent pieces and manufactured into
earrings. She, not liking them in that
shape, broke off the hooks and spent
the dimes. The other day her brother
in Chicago received one of them in
change. recognized the coin, and for
warded it to the owner. who is now Mrs.
Lewis, of Suspension Bridge. Chicago
Journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

James Beecher, NJ. D., of Sigourney,
Iowa, says for several years I have been
using Cough Balsam called DIR. Wa.
HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, and in al
most every case throughout my practice
have had entire success. I have used and
prescribed hundreds of bottles ever since the
daysof my army practice 1883, when was
surgeon Of Hospital No. I, Louisville, Ky.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Mr.. s. G. GARMo, of Springfield, O.,
writes: 81 want every one to know that I
was cured of dyspepsia, heartburn, sour
stomach and other disagreeable symptoms
of weak digestive organs, by using only
one bottle of DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla. Ny stomach now readi-
ly digests any kind of food"
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

"A Georgia newspaper says wo-
man in that State can play on the piano
with her hands one tune, sing another,
beat the drum with one foot and carry
on a conversation at the same time.
But it neglects to say what her other
foot is about while all this is going on
N Y Graphic.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

THE large stone hand Of an idol in Chi
nese temple recently fell off and severely
injured d worshiper beneath. "Satan fnds
some mischief still for idol hands to do.
Burlington Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

lmpotency of mind, limb or vital func-
ton, nervous weakness, sexual debility,
etc., cured by WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDI-
CAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, ". Z. Address.
with two stamps, for pamphlet.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

DIR. PIERcE's Favorite Prescription" is
eyerywhere acknowledged to be the stand
ard remedy for female complaints and
weaknesses. 1t is sold by druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

WHY suffer longer from Catarrh and
Cold in the Head? a sure cure Is Ely,s
Cream Balm. 1t is not a LIQUID or sn1ff
and is easily applied Price 80 cents.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
Not the Cloth.

happened to hear 'em talking at the
hotel in Alexandria, Va, about a man
who was to be publicly whipped that
day, and went over to the police sta
ton to see how the affair was con-
Quoted The Chief had no objections,
and having little time to spare | went
down to interview the prisoner. He
was belligerent, bullet-headed, white
man whose offense consisted in stealing
a game chicken. As looked through
the grated door he came forward and
said:
I'm glad 10 hear IL
And I am fully resolved to lead a
different life after this
That's good
"ADd just before you came down |
was thinking Of asking the Chief to send
clergyman down to talk with me. I
think if you were found praying and |
was found crying when they came down
to ilog me they'd draw it very mild, or
perhaps let me off altogether.
But I'm not preacher x "
You ain'tr'
why, no! I'm newspaper man,
anu came over 10 see em Wallop you.
He tried to get at me, and when he
couldn't he called me five hundred nick
names, hunted up three hundred new
epithets, and flung out over one hundred
hard words so entirely new to me that
offered him a dollar to write them
down. When they were ready to put
on the strap his hands were fastened to
the gratings and stout arm welded
the weapon. He began crying before a
blow fell, and when the officers laughed
at him he ierked out:
"G-g-gentlemen, LIN not c-cning
because I'm afraid, but it h-hnrts my
feelings to think took a-a newspaper
re-reporter for first-class clergyman.
P-please p-put him outr'-lM Quad, in
Detroit Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

AS WARM weather comes on wear Chroli-
thion Collars and Cuffs. Perspiratlon has
no effect on them.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

LITTLE Atlanta boy denounced his
snoring brother for " sleeping through his
uoSeo
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
A DUMB-RELL can only emit mute tap

HAVE used Ely's Cream Balm for drv
Catarrh (Which every Eastern person IS
subject to who comes to live in a high alti-
tude) and found it the most efficacious Of any
article ever before used. 1t has proved a
cure in my case. B. F. NJ Weeks, Denver.
Colo. See advertisement
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Ii your horses have sore shoulders
scratches, cuts or open sores of any kind,
use Stewards Healing Powder.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Twenty years ago there were nearly
fifty cotton mills in Glasgow, Scotland
To-day there is barely a dozen, and
those likely to be closed.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

IsIT any wonder that man who lmbloes
corn juice freely should have 'nusKy'
yoice?-B0Ston Star.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

LADIES and all sufferers from neuralgia,
hysteria, and all kindred complaints, will
find without a rival Browns Iron Bitters.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
flies, reaches, bed-bugs ants, vermin. 15c.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

25c. buys pair of Lyons Patent Heel Stiffen-
RS and. make a boot or shoe last twice as long.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

VELVET lawns are so called because they
must be kept veil vet toremain so.-Bost01
Transcript.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

WE believe it has never been told who
pulled the clapper that "made the welkin
ring "-DetrOit Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

PENNINGTON, ILL.-Dr. NJ. I. Gamble
says: :" prescribe Browns iron Buffers In
nv practice and it gives satisfaction"
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

THE foolishness that can't be cured must
be in dude.-N. O. Picdyune.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

ITOste-trr's Stoni.
act Batels meets the
cquircuien,s o. the
rational medical IAl'
.Osophy which 81
present prevails. It
X 8 perfectly pura
0egetahle remedy,
embracing the tnrre
important properties
Of a preventive, q
tonic and an al.ea'
tive Ii fortifcs ME
b0dy against dlseas
ilsvigOTattS and r.
yita!izes the torp.d
stomach and llNtE
ana effects a saluta'Y
change in the entire
system.
Fol sole hy All
Druggists and Deal
els generally.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

"Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, restlessness, worms. Tasteless.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover"
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

To THE "pooher" all things are poor
Yonkers Gazette.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
Decline of Man.

The shades of night gather in dew time.
N. u News.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Renders a 1ady's skin white and soft. Pixies
toothache drops cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

FORT STEVENSON, DAKOTA TER.-Rev.
James McCarty says: "Brown's Iron
Bitters cured me of severe dyspepsia"
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Buchu-paiba." Complete cure, all an
noying Kidney Diseases, irritation. 81.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
Advice to Consumptives.

If it were not for dear women the world
would present nothing but stag-nation.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

A TRIAL trip-When the jury disagree
n. Y. News.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

ALL recommend Wise's Axle Grease.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

W1sE's Axle Grease never gums.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
The Testimony of a Physicia,.

Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16
CORTaVALIS aBi 56S oPi{ Ps{5a5ss' is5s
Opium g. Morphine CURE. Man lid BY hrAlI

NEW THING #5s.is isi Z: & s. 9 :
and price-list. PENTz REIN HOLDER CO. Canto1G
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

n - Sheets fine writing payer in Blotrar Tablet WI
EHE calendar, % centss by mail. Agents sA,s7-
% ~ Economy Printing Co, NewburypoFt, Mass
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

GENTS WANTED for ,he best and r-sss5
n selling Pictorial Books and BiDles. Prlc-s NJ,
50 per cent NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co, sJ. L1ul'--'
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-16

nEFEasTa NO PATENT, NO PAT
q CIV I = At"rnt4s A @ flIzsEkAED WasSaEioa fiC
Full instructions and New BOOK on Patents sgnfret