Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-06-15
DUB KALEIDOSCOPE.

Inc money order system-highway rot
berry.
When docs the rain bow? When the Sill
+ takes off his cloud.cap.
The man who dropped tin tobacco.ta,
into the contribution plate says that he n
, least deserves the credit OF having put in al
appearance.
In recent account of Texas robbery
Tue report says that zone of the robbers sa
on the mans feet, while the other rined hi,
pockets" Probably the mans fee: were til,
stronges, part of him.
Inc Boston Globe thinks that young peo-
pie often transmit the germs of fatal djseas,
ny kissing each other. Bothcration Ltol
III General Sherman-look at Mary Anderson
look at Henry Ward Beecher-look nj Mrs
Lang'ry- Do they appear to be sckly speci
mems
IL is not safe to jump at conclusions. Tho
choir which belched out the closing anthem.
Just as the minister paused to lend i'm.
presslvcness to the last six pages of his dis.
course, was probably in a hurry to get home
TO dinner
The man who allowed his new hat to he
passed around at campmccting, was aston
ished to find that it passed so far around i,
didn't come back at all.
What is that Big Spot On the pavement
is 1t Butter 2 Oh no, my SOD, it is too young
Tor Butter. It's the Man whose wife would
not let him take of his Winter Flannels.
AT West Cornwall, n. y, young wo-
man, who had never seen train of cars be.
fore, tried to enter one of the coaches
through the window. She had had so many
suitors that sic naturally supposed it was the
only way to get into place wh.re YOU
weren't recognized
An exchange says, ''the worm turns. u
That's about SO, when you've been fishing
and kept your bait in your pocket for two Oh
three days after
Ups and downs standing Collars and
m0ustaches.
One Of the GuitcIu Jurors is rsa.e. Quit
is Citing in his little work.
Why ought venriloluis, 10 b, a very
exemplary young man Because he throw:
tones
There is man in B)stol namel Dun.
ough, and he is awfully bothered to make
people understand that he does know hi.
own name.
The New York Ecening Po,s earncs,l,
advises its readers not to re, into stree
nights during the warm weather. We have
often wondered what sort of constituency
The Post had, since changing hands. w,
Know now.
The man who fell ont Of fine how n
the boat while rcelins in a big fish, ex
pressed his sentiments. on coming TO III,
surface, under tue form OF wet blank it
When an elephant takes cold they give i
five gallons of wbiskey. We have ostc,
marvclled that so many men were r,mil;or,,
called Jumbo This accounts for il. They
have perpetual cold.
A newsnoner boa h, p, s,o,,o1 i, vos,,,,.
ton bv man named Oyster. He will hay
10 Shell out pretty lively nov.
A dead body of a child, apparcn,lv about
day Old, was found floating in the Susaue
mamma river with beer bottle attached 10 it
neck in'emperancc is the vice of youth.
1t is said that black silk stockings will b
set oil with white dresses this season. Blu
how in the dickens are you going to fit
black stocking with white dress?
A prominent physician sovs n rcrso,
should never be walked exccpt whom thor
is urgent necessity for il ", will M,
some one well TO translate this into bab,
language.
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every energy in ce,,ir, G,,od viii, ,oro,,
white dress and dorlinc civ hr,,on ,,,oro:
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