The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-01-18
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1891 AHAMA 2A&f~ way &~N N@Ffs"
hef lpo osnsfirs wheeler ard wilson. ~.
pil,i .lsocaass settler i singer
-nscsg WH8es l4g hrpiher wants 10
coms 10 Anaira ca leetanHg tear Oh,
4 ve oaiy lsd pa,y sos g protect as'
4 llsspi Rifl drew door nat ~llh
crpBua - iht iruat steps. aud IL sn NO
matafai ilssi SEVERAL callers tried 70 give
aasipe
lsefts eouuiy pa man hasa colsec-
ioa ~ oli sllnapscs dsiing bach 70 1921.
He !. oiisn slsit. ! BY The md nien q min,
sipai coppauies
"Awls veil that euds we'll. said
Iioleos. - biz siie drove The sharp. point.
el ias,tHmeui through the trunk strap and
beer aaFer Al She ssme ,inse.
Stx, yrar icy Gould is going 10 take
trip sIonbd ,lie vold II he likes il he
wtil buy II That. the way We like to
sre msn perform shen be Is rich,
A. matters ste going Ia this coantry
noa ~ iLint seriously 81 obtaining pen
sBas TO- the chairs u our Office as many
- ibem have losi leg 10 tie service.
A Philadelphia man went hunting for
sa. leak Yesterday. With candle. He
did not ilnd The leak, bnt the gas fonnd
tue candle Gnne, bu, not forgotten.
"A bald headed man, who has heard
that the hairs Of a mans head are num-
herel, wants TO know II there is not some
place where he can obtain the back nun
bora
4 sensation vas created 10 the Ken.
tnsky legislature by the Rev. Mr., Hoyi
praying the good Lord ITO deliver them
from population add all forms Of dishon
esiy
Report comes Of an earthquake shock
~long the lines Of tue Weilapd canal An
earthquake that travels by canal in these
DAYS az rapid transit cant be any great
shakes
4 Missouri quack not only adyertises
t. cure nasal catarrh at one sitting. but
makes the astounding statement that he
"sll remove the eatarrh, aud place il on
a SANGER
''No sir said the country editor, ii
am not afraid TO express my opinions not
IN the least, sirl Why don't theu2 Durn
it. sir. / shonli II had any opinions to
express.
Liberal landlord What are yen do
ing 10 my back yard1 Irish tramp Zen.
gaacl ia meilling his clothes FL was
jist gaiherin' IN me rinis, sorrr The
squire drops ilIe subject aud retires.
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
eating concentrated lye; his mother came
in. be had emptied the tin. They will
meet 10 the sweet bye.and.bye He lived
at Wheeling Va and was two years old.
The funniest thing on this earth is the
alacrity with hieh thin legged young men
adjust themselves to tight trousers There
is hardly room TO doubt that thin legs are
the result Of some disease OF the cercbel
lum.
There is in Kentucky an eighteen
year o d girl that weighs 800 pounds. The
New York G.sHB,ercim Adraf.ser says the
pArlof sofa is made OF cas-, iron, but what
material ME young mans lap is made Of
is not stated. +"
Nov, my dears. you must do as the
Romans do, said old Scrogeins to his
daughters on their arrival in Italy. And
the frs; thing the girls saw was boy try
ing to stand on his head in the corner Of
railroad station.
III newspapers contain less variety
than usual the present week it must be at.
,ribnted to the fact that the editors time
is largely occupied at the beginning OF the
year in clipping coupons of his govern
men, and railroad bonds.
II wouldn't lose that rolling pin for
moaeyl' exclaimed an Oshkosh woman. |
brandishing chunk OF wood that looked
as though il had been in fight with
sausage chopper Every time LOSE
husband cut a notch 10 IT, +"
willie, my boy, what name shall We
give 10 babyY" said New York lady to
her frs, born, quicksitte boy in lis
nth year After a moments rehecli 20
Willie laid has hand on the baby's head
aud replied: ''oh, know, call him Archie
heldt'
manufacturer Journal says that
seAl.skiu mus. be handled over two huA.
drcl times before IL is made mp into
CLOAK But that is not a markerto the |
number o! times 1t Is handled over after
j, il made up into cloak, il there is any
kind u slcighing
The following is the reply Of a fond
failel sho bad just received a letter from
hls GOA. a student 10 bis own alms matrr.
MY dear san Accept my heartiest con
EXAMINATIONS. ] was engaged 10 the same
Miss Banter wbcn Was Ia college, ana
can appreciate the lun you are having
fonf loving father
80 you have got twins at ser
house said Mrs BeEnnbe to little Ton.
my Senuelson, Yes nam, two Of en-
"Nhat arr you going 10 call thru
" rhutder and Lightning why, those
arr stfsuge names 10 cali children "Y.s.
that's uhai Ia called them as soon az ! e
heard they were 10 the house
ram shout is fair play; "Jnnins. ,lty
sAy dat sume gSlne 10 run for iasiice
Oh Dc pace. ana dst fact II did lab
n haadlnn ia, "a, ~ casa. Whats 10