Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
WAYS OF THE WORLD.

A IewistOwn youth Of three summer
baited his hook with q chew Of spruce
gum the other day and landed three
pound pickercl.
"Piteous appeals" for mercy came up
from the wife beaten whom Maryland
sheriff was flogging the other day at the
whipping post.
Day by day good old citizens gather
around Boston common and lament
railroad entertainments and the gradual
ruin of the field.
Washington has a new title earned
from It's rare attractions In trees aud
flowers ana It's miles Of shaded paths
the arboretum Of America.
Chicago people pretty generally live
in rented houses, and its estimated thst
5000 families moved May !. -Four
concerns each moved 80 pianos day
for two weeks.
A western paper announces the fact
that al acrobat turned turned somef.
sault on LOCOMOTIVES smOkestack. That
Is nothing. We know Of al enginew
who turned on the steam.
A marriage feast In Lawrence, Mas,
was delayed an hour because the brides
father had carelessly carried oil with
him to his place OF business the key OF
the china closet.
There Is a club In New York which
has q way Of listening respectfully "
the Oldest yarn in the universe, but im'
mediately after II Ii concluded the
members tilt back their chairs, shW
their eyes, and roar at the top OF Their
voices: "Should old acquaintance he
forgot"
The electricity generated by the mi'
chinery I'm one Ofthe great Harmony
mills II COhoes has OF late 70 charge
the atmosphere AZ 10 effect the employs
uppleasantIy. Various attempts were
made without result to remove the nus
ance, but ut last O network OF wiz"
running through the mill has been sue
cessfully employed to collect the cleo
tricity and conduct II TO the ground.
A little IL. year-old girl In knoIvlle'
Iowa, was frightened to deaiL byA
we're thunder storm o few nighS Aso
She had been quite well the day beipr'
but awoke during the storm ami ".
sought her mother TO take her 10 re-
bed, "for she was afraid OF thunder,
Her applications were UNDECIDED, az.
soon the mother was aroused W lue
childs difficult breathing. Approach.
ing the bed with light she found "a
in q dying condition, and In Few NV
ments she breathed her last. ~,
A fasting story comes from IhdisS
thot a few doys ago. three turkeys WeN
taken out from behind "ground NOV
of hay, where they had been incidensa
~ imprisoned last August. Ihey n
eaten nothing during all that urbr,
cept hay, Of which they had con'I IT,,
nearly . ton. When freed rom "a
imprisonment one Immediately a
from Joy, presumably, and the an p,
two, though reduced to skeletons ~
sistentIy refused to eat anything
Nil Nye % sesssss Tsss"
used to think It hard that J Wa
a bonanza man who could enter e.. 81.
society or the peniteDtiaFy, ace"s
to circumstances, and who Inlgn
senator or q son-0f.a-gu1 whebs'
chose, but now that have seen m,
am content TO labor on throuSn
without winning deathIess notofs,Su1
. lecher0us congressman sno sdos
neeked snoezer who, under the 80 -
Of the great national Csp!tcl D ,S~rI
ipgton, fisants the tail H hh 800
spells cabbage with 4, snn oDci
know the difference betwsec = ,.,es
Scott deciscn and the statute "a.
eases made and PROVIDED. t ~. su.
though nature and cruel fate ~ suS
ed me to walk In the hufnbtef t IN coy
. sixty.esnt night-shirt, thA "sitcS
tent. Though I may not be s,or D
ing In the robes Of might - .s.,iso
bor Ia, 1 am not afiaid thst a.ou
and pre- tenn. wives will bsns .t ts
INV childiike slumbem and nssh
joy Of my whole eAistsere. 10 Ld
only . slight difsFsnce 10 hHtl
there's the kind olsocisl oatca
Am.
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