The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1883-09-01
LAZY MIR. ANYTIME.

-, HhOH you ASK MIN 10 10 Unlng
Oh yes, that can be done any time.f'
He is not in the least unwilling to dc
things. He is not obstinate about nd.
uniting that the thing ought to be done
but his first instructive impulse in re.
gard to almost everything in life is tc
put it off little.
Ii you remonstrate with him, he has
most exasperating proverb on his
tongues end, and he is never tired OF
quoting it: There is luck in leisure. -
DO what you will, you can't make
him see that this proverb is aimed at
people who hurry unwisely; not in the
least at people who are simply prompt.
AS if headlong haste and quiet, ener-
getic promptitude were in the least
like each other.
2 We call Mr.. Any Time the Spaniard.
because it is well known that the Span
lard s rule of life is: "Never do to-day
that which can be put off till to-nlor-
row. Even into the form of histor-
ical proverb, the record of this national
trait Of the Spanish people had crys-
tallized many years ago. Even the
Spanish people themselves say sarcasti-
-cally: "Succors of Spain; late or
never" .,.-. ...,., .......
But says Mr.. Anytime: "What is
the use of being in such hurry? on,
do be quiet, can't you? Let's take a
little comfort;" and then he settles back
i'm his chair and looks at you with such
"a twinkle in his eyes that you half for
give him for his laziness. That is one
thing to be said for lazy people. They
are almost always good-natured,
Then we preach little sermon to
him, and the sermon has four heads.
four good reasons why we ought to do
things promptly. IN - ....,.
Firstly, we say to him; GLOW dost
thou know, 0 lazy Spaniard, that thou
canst do this thing at any other time
than the present? Many things may
prevent = sickness, thine own or
thy friends - business, forgetfulness.
weather, climate; there is no counting
up all the things which happen and
which hinder our doing the things we
have planned to do, but have put Off
doing" ..'
Secondly: "There is another truth, O
lazy Mr.. Anytime, each day, each
hour, each minute, has its own thing to
be done-its own duty. If one single
thing is put off, that thing will have to
be crowded into the day, or the hour, or
the minute which belonged to something
else; and then neither thing will be well
done.
Thirdly: elf it can be done now; that
alone is reason enough for doing it now;
that alone is enough to prove that now
is the natural time, the proper time for
it. Everything has its own natural
time to be done, just as flowers have
their natural time to blossom, and fruits
have their natural time to, ripe and fall.
Just suppose for a minute that such
things should get into the way of say
ing, "Any timey That the grains
should say: ooh, we can get ripe any
day, and should go on, putting it off
all through July and August, and Sep
TENDER, and October; for when people
once begin to- put off, there is no know
ing what will stop them until, all of u
sudden, some day a sharp frost should
come and kill every grass-blade through
out the country. What would we do
for hay, then, 1 wonder! Why, half the
poor horses and cows would starve, and
all because the lazy grains said they
could get ripe "anY time
Suppose Strawberries or apples should
take it into their heads to say the same
thing. Wouldn't we get ,outof patience
.goingiday after day looking for. some
ripe enough to eat? And wouldn't the
summer be gone before they knew it?
and all the time be wasted that the
vines and the trees had spent putting
out their leaves and blossoms, WHICH
had not,come to fruit? And wouldn't
the whole world and everyhody's plan
of living be thrown into confusion if
such things were to happenP''iro sr d
Luckily no such thing is possible in
this orderly earth, which God has made
with fixed time for everything; even
for the poisoning of the tiniest little
flower, and for the ripening of the
smallest berry that was everseen. No
body ever heard the words ''any
time" from anything in this world eX-
cept human beings. tN.t .
Fourthly, we say to our dear Span
lard: fittings which are put off are
very likely never. to be done at all The
chances are that they will be at last
forgotten, overlooked, crowded out.
i" Any time is no time Just as "any-
body's work. is nobody's work, and
never gets attended to, or if it is done
at all, isn't halt done. ..t. .... .....t
And after we have preached through
our little sermon with its four heads
then we sum it all up, and add that the
best of all reasons for never saying a
thing can be done " any time'' is that,
besides being shiftless and lazy phrase,
it is a dsgraceful one. 1t is the badge
of thief; the name and badge of the
worst thief that there is in the world; q
thief that never has been caught vet,
and never will be; thief that is older
than the Wandering Jew, and has been
robbing everybody since the world be-
gan; thief that scorns to steal money
or goods which money could buy; a
thief that steals only one thing, but that
the most precious thing that was ever
made. p OHIO y. .tT'.'l f....-.L. .Ti
nj 1t is q custom to have photographs
taken of all the notorious thieves that
are caught; these, photographs are kept
i'm books at the headquarters of the POI
lice, in The great cities, and when any
Gharhcter is arrested the DO
lice officers look in this book to see if
his face is among the photographs