Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-05-18
OCR KALEIDOSCOPE.

FISH makes brain Therefore, go a-1sl
!, ing.
!, Winter let US hope, is on his last lap
I The modern walks of literature arc gen
: orally to and from the pawn shop.
Filtration proverbi Even a spark ina
+ sometimes kindle finder fame.
, The new fast-sailing Government cruise
, is to be named Chicago. Well named
truly.
Connecticut deacon was overcome by
, Hood OF passion, the other day, and carrie,
} over the dam.
we learn, from Il fashion item that il /
now the correct form TO use little nomna
dour slipper filled with white flowers. ins,co,
OF the provcrbial old shoe, to throw after III,
departing bride. This fashion is said to hav,
originated in Chicago, owing 10 the dsasrou
results from the old method,
A painted advertisement Of liver rer1ed,
on the rocks of Lookout Mountain caused ,
morse TO run away, and both the animal an,
urlVcr were killed. We never heard OF q u.
WIN Hisu'c'ne taxing elect 50 quickly.
A new song is entitled Brothers Hal,
was Cut by Mother" Poor boy do Won
suppose he has to go TO school?
VI have begun praclicing for the next
match," as the discarded lover said. when his
arm glided naturally and easily around the
waist oil his new sweetheart.
VI know bank where the wild ,hvme
climbs, sings the poet. Wa know L,nl,
where they will have wild time wbo, u n
cashier climbs.
During panic, We lind we can hold our
ewn pretty WE'LL" as the Junior partner Of n
dry goods house said, when thunder show.
er scattered the picnickers. and he c,asned
his trembling sweetheart in HE arm.
II always get lam. when I q ana through
your new spring.glte,' remarked a Young
nan to his sweetheart. a, he tucked in his
cuff in the customary fashion. md lot hio
tired arm pen,Iv rae, u,o, u,. 49,
hustle. YES" was the sweet reply" .'the
gates ajar."
The latest social enter,oi,nor, 10 oo,,., =.
go-as.you.plesse marty INA nuos,. han,
around until ,b.x srJ ,h,.o -, =.
be any Refreshments, and then drop off one
by one. Adcux arc dispensed with.
The widowed Baroness Ro,hschild ia said
to have set apart slO) 600 for the .sto,l,.b-
ment of n home ,t vors.;,,o. r.ono g..
aged and destitute authors and journalists.
Alas, what mournful commentary upon
'ae TACT that riches take to themselves wings
Anu ny away
An advertiser 10 an exchange offers for
sale "a car load of washed pla.tcre,'s hair !"
We don't blame the man for .scalpiup 'em-
not bit. The only wonder is tina, he bod
the nerve to wash III, hair
Blue Horn, the big Indian. writes n plain.
1--WE letter 10 Washington, appealing for II
g'ass eye. By all means. Instruct the doc
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i"' s'auser VINO poRcu MS noe handle
lu'o hutno'e-oees nest came to the con-
nam.o ., '''."A'' "''''' '''' io's 'of 'he
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n uPsy uo"h country negro drank hall
POI OF yeast, under the impression that it
iie 'oso cary "cA' morning. anu
"'="'y '"e'' 's"'e 1t" "oou' '"cVe
Sunday school teacher: Nov. Jonup,c
what did God tell Adam and Eve to do with
the garden p" 1uquistive Johnny "Afler
he caught 'em goin' barefooted in it,"
ieacuer loiushing' anu looking asNancc at
'ne gentlemen class across the aisle '1es
SPEAK lower please johnny Indignant
'y)' ne tod EN- 10 dress, and Keep
u'c''eu
i'uic ou' oi h'ihu-" forgotten date
A sand witch-a pretty girl in bathing eos.
tune.
1.-THE aspect of truth il Dignity sav, .
writer. But it don't COMPARE with the d..
nified aspect of a woman when she ia IRWIN,
to pass of a white lie for pure yeracity.
The mos, fash;o,.,,. oar, i, . ,.roo san
sac. m,nrfoc,urin,r ,nwn Il, Co,nao,;o,,, J.,
,ho.1or .., -., +.
two dav, and gather, nm Tho .,or,t,orod
CANNES.
An agricul,ur,, vr;,or sovs uS,mo,iwos
in the Snring a hon uii, lnv on ,ha h.ro
ground" Undoub,ed,v she will i. she comes
Into our garden.
A California man checked himself to death
with tape measure. The coroner's verdict
was that he died by inches.
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