Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1883-11-07
PTTR AND POINT.

Possesses great healing power--ths
cobbler.
TIE latest deazition: A naturalist
one who catches gna,s.
TIE mean temperature in what dis
gusts man with every climate.
SHIP Captains ought TO be.good dano.
ers, because they are good skippc-s.
WHEN . tenant wishes TO hold His
dwelling for another year he releases it.
TIE phrenologist Is a man who can.
not do his sork we'll unless he feels
right
MURDER ON the high G ia . common
occurrence among certain class OF No
prano singers.
TaE Empress Of Austria wears train
thirty feet long. There are probably
NO train-robbers in Austria.
A FASHIONABLE young lady, like an
Inexperienced printer, makes 0 great
hustle in correcting her form.
WlBsrxR was an esthetic, because he
enthusiastically says in his dictionary
that the verb ''speak" Is too utter.
A MAN can get into good society in
Lesdville il he hasn't had the Jun jana,
but he'll have to stand being regarded
~ rather fresh.
CAssAeNAc, the French editor, has
fought ITO dusls. He has therefore run
~ much risk ~ man who has played
three games Cf baseball.
"Do NOT marry . widower," said the
old LAZY. "a ready. made family il like
q plate of cold potatoes. "Oh, Ill
hoou warm them over, replied the dam.
sci; aud she did.
MISS SwIssHELM says: lfmen wore
boots ut ali the bouts should reach ~
the waist and be fastened ~ belt. :"
Think vi . man with such boots having
the jim AIMS. Great snakes
"Ne," SAID Mrs. Goodington, casting
her eyes over specs to the silhouette Vi
her iamented Daniel. II can't say q
like TO zee o man too stout, but Just u
little inclined To petulancy, you know.
IN . gzrb that was guiitless Of oolors
she stod, with duJ, hat 60 ar
4 creature dumps aud Of door,
but most undeLiab fair;
The iods o. er ssrunenk fell round her,
Revealing tho curve OF each limb;
We -prcp rt,obed and graceful foand bar
Attn u.h quis slsrmiuyiy thin.
-Nia Whse or.
"MRs. JONES has sent TO borrow my
bonnet, aud 1 don's want ~ loan 1t Il
her. What message ehail Return?
said lady to her husband. The reply
WAS clear aud prompt: "Teli her sns
hes your good viii, but cannot have
your fixtures"
"TM not very proud Of yonr progress.
in school," remarked New HsvsI
mother to her sou, Who wan stru xglink
along in grade i've. ";Ihsrs's Cnsrley
Smart is way ahead Of you, and he ian I
~ old" AZ know it. Teacher said he ;,
learned all there WAS To LEARN in IN,
room, aud that left me vi bout any thing
" lexin."
I In primary school, not very lons
ago, the Teacher unlt rt0Uk 10 convey /,
her pupils an idea Ut the use Of the by
phen. ohe wrvtc ON the blackluar,
"Birds-pest," aud, pointing ~ the by
phen, asked the school: What IN tina
ior ?" After short pause, Q young sul
OF the Emerald lie piped out +" Place
49,. "u' 'oi .A' '. ~ ,o'on' w.
a GENTLE MAN called W consult pny
sicih An with regard 10 . rueumatlsn
winch caused hun much pam. LII,
doc'or immediately sat down and ~rol'
hun n pr, scriptlun. As the patient W.,
g'ihg away the toctor called hun back
by Tue way, sir, should my prescrip
Ion happen 70 AFFORD you Any rsl,ot
ita"e let me Apow. ~ am myself sui
ierihg roln y nmi NJ anecnon.
'raE humorist If the Ha,ck- Eve, Bol
Burdett-, ieeIlng IN u penitentiAi nud
st.,nys up in meeting and accuses him
self ~ follows:
accuse myseM II Of various and numer
Gus faults.
/ ac,uss myx. II Of a haired for xork
l confess that have q GOOD voi,,e 10
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