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My dear husband, never slept so soundly
as do now, after using German Hop Bit
tiers" Sold by all druggists
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FAYETTEVILLE ABR Rev. r. J. Reilly. avs.
Il ust Browns hon liit e for Indigestion
and chils with entire satisfaction"
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A Happy Wife.

A LIoNEss was recently sold at auction in
Louisville for SO At this rate no family
need be without a lioness
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A PARTY advertises for a servant who
must sleep on the premises An ex-police-
man or a private Waterman might fill the
hill
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SKINNY MEN-"Wells Health Remover" restores
health and vigor, cures dyspepsia impotence. 81.
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GIN ruins genius" says an exchange
Yes, but genius ruins good deal OF GIN; 80
it's about stand off.
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Dyspepsia.

Dyspepsia and sick headache do not re-
turn to those who have used Great German
Hop Bitters. Sold by all druggists
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CHAPPED Hands, Face, Pimples, and rougr
Skin, cured by using JUMPER TAR SOAP made
by CAswEII, HAZARD a. Co., New York
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THE habit of running over boots or shoes
corrected with Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners
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LADIES and sickly girls requiring non
alcoholic gentle stimulant Will find Browns
Iron Bitters beneficial.
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Look Well to the Name.

The only genuine German Hop Bitters
have the word German" blown in the bot
tie. Sold by all druggists
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Bow TO destiny One of these days des-
tiny may be polite enough to return the
compliment
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PURE blood helps to make clear con-
science Hoods Sarsaparilla purities the
blood Enough said Send us big bottle.
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p.rsona,,-To Men Only /,

COOP taste is the flower OF good sense, out
it cannot be purchas ed by che barrel
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Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Burns,
Scalds, Cuts, Bruises, &c. i,

The PAIN-KuLER will be found willing physician
ready and able 10 relieve your suffering without delay
aud at very insignificant cost. For
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IT'D Il For Business a. the Oldest Rest
y Commercial College. Circular iree
I[ILLCCILE/A Address {. BAYLiEs. Dubuque. la
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HOODS sARsAPARILLA.
Nery Well Pit.

Sold by Druggists. 81 six for g.. Made only by
c. /. HOOD CO.. Apothecaries. Lowell Mass.
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Very Well Put.
Why do you defer till tomorrow what we should do
to-day? Why do neglect cough till IL throws us
into consumption. and consumption brings us 10 the
grave? Dr.Wm. Hall. Balsam is to IL taken
in season IL has never been known to fail. Use il
thoroughly according 10 directions Persevere till the
disease is conquered it is certain 20 be- even If il
should require dozen bottles. There is no better
medicine for Pulmonary disorders. Sold everywhere.
Bakers Pain Panacea
Is one Of the best Lniments put up. real pain
killer, and destroys pain. whether internal or exter
nal whenever used. II has been a standard remedy
for the past thirty or forty years
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5Nggh @Aszn.-
Are the PureSt and Best
RiTteFS ever made.

They are compounded from
Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mandrake
and Dandelion,-the Oldest, best
and most valuable medicines In
the world and contain all the best
and most curative properties of all
other remedies, being the greatest
Blood Purifier, Liver Regulator,
and Life and Health Restoring
Agent on earth. No disease or
i'll health can possibly lore est
where Hop Bitters are .lseci, so
variedand perfect their op Il I5-ons.
They give new life anC glgor to
the aged and infrm. To all
whose employments cause irregu-
larity of the bowels or urinary
organs, or who require an Appeti-
ger, Tonic and mild Stimu1ant,
Hop Bitters are invaluable, being
highly curative, tonic and stimu-
lating, without intoxicating
No matter what your feelings or
symptoms are, what the disease or
ailment is, use Hop Bitters. Don't
wait until you are sick, but If you
only feel bad or miserable, use
Hop Bitters at once. 1t may save
your life. Hundreds have been
saved by so doing. $500 will be
paid for case they will not cure
or help.
Remember, Hop Bitters is no
vile, drugged, drunken nostrum,
but the Purest and Best Medicine
ever made; the Invalid's Friend
and hope" and no person or
family should be without it. fs
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
Rambling Thoughts.

EDITOR CoLMAN's RURAL WORLD:
A few thoughts from a ranch man
may not be uninteresting, though
they be of a rambling and discon-
nected character.
1t amuses me as a wool-grower to
see the crude ideas of some of your
exchanges on the influence of the
tariff on the price of wool. We old
fellows have an idea, based perhaps
on the long ago rather than the Gus
toms of to-day, that supply and de
mand determine prices. But to-
day we can hardly expect this to
rule whilst your city men deal in
puts and calls and margins, and the
bulls and the bears hold so promi-
nent a place in nearly all mercantile
matters. The wooden mills of the
east may not have united to keep
down the price of wool as you say,
but if they did not we all know that
they, like every farmer in the coun-
try, are bound to buy in the cheap
est market, even if by our monstrous
tariff they are precluded from selling
in the dearest. Hence to my way
of thinking it needed no combina-
ton ON their part. But do notice
this, however, that all who cry them
down for buying as low as possible,
will themselves do the same thing.
Will they not buy shirt for dol
lar that some poor woman made for
pitiful ten cents and took a
day to do it, much more readily
than they would pay dollar and a
quarter for it that she might be
paid reasonable wages, or say thir-
ty-fve cents?
Will they not buy suit of shod-
dy clothes for five dollars if they
can, that some poor woman, or man,
was compelled to make for seventy
five cents or a dollar that the manu-
facturer might outstrip his competi-
tor in selling low?
Will they not crowd all the
grease and dirt into their wool
sacks they can that they might
thereby gain a pound or two on
each in weight and thus cheat the
buyer? Oh, but your wool grower
is daisy, but then man is a selfish
being at best, and he is no excep-
ton. 1 clipped my $500 sheep, and
sold my wool the first chance l got
to buyer from western mill at -
cents, and am satisfied, tariff or nc
tariff It's true they clipped but
an average of A. lbs, but l got a
check for very nearly $1,000 not
withstanding, and they only cost
$4,000, and I have eighteen hun
dred lambs into the bargain.
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Which gives a profit of $453 on
$3.50 worth of machinery.
AS we have taken the above fig
ures from the sworn testimony OF
Mccormick himself, they are emit
tied to the fullest credence. The
Scientific American in an areicle on
the profits we pay" gives the cost
of manufacture of each part of a
sewing machine and sums up the re-
suit of it's Investigations with this
statement: "That the sewing ma
chimes which are usually sold for
from $50 to 1925, cost from 81 to
$15 to manufacture, the average
cost being $11.S2." Three manu-
facturers of sewing machines in
1872 Melted 100000 profits each,
and the agents received even a
greater profit than the manufacture
ers- making over $40,000,000 ia
ken from the farmers and mechan-
les of the country in single year
by three sewing machine companies
and their agents. Hundreds and
thousands even Of other articles
are paying similar profits to agents,
dealers and manufacturers. Hun
dreds of millions of dollars are thus
taken from the producers annually.
Vermont Farmer.
Not having seen the information
contained in the above, except from
the Vermont Farmer, we deem 10
proper to give it to our readers.
We presume it is correct, or ap-
proximately so. With these figures
in our minds let US remember that
not reaper, seeder, sulky rake,
tanning mill, plough, sewing ma
chine or other agricultural nipple
ment { at least to an extent worthy
of notice) is made in the south;
that in every neighborhood, almost
on every farm in the south, one or
more of the above articles made in
the north is to be found, and that
they have been purchased by the
southern farmers at price that is
nearly four hundred per cent. on
the cost to the manufacturer. The
south, impoverished by the war and
the stealage of carpet bag govern
ments, devotes all her labor to the
of few staples and
pays from her small income for her
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THE PULASKI CITIZEN

agricultural implements the enor
nous profit of nearly four hun
dred per cent. to the manufacturer
aud his agent. Will Nashville new
er nerve up from her slumber-
awake to the necessities of the hour
and do for this section of which she
is the commercial center what she
ought to do-manufacture for it the
necessary agricultural implements9
Will each of our patrons read these
facts to their boys, tell them that
manufacture is science, a profess
sion that must be studied as law or
medicine, that the south asks them
to master this profession and come
in and make at home our own
reapers, threshers, plows ETC., that
if they will do this they can get
rich, be benefactors of their country
and place her where she onght to
be-the manufacturer of the nipple
ments with which to till her own
fertile fields?
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Facts About Women.

Mrs. Bowers is three feet high.
She lives in California, with her
husband and four daughters, all of
whom are of ordinary size. At the
table she sits in a high chair. But
she is a ridid disciplinarian, and
the children submit to being whip
ped by her.
1t is said that Mrs. Charles
Dickens once said, in her common
place, simple way: 81 suppose the
world needs a few geniuses to live
in it, but it's dreadful fate to have
to live with one of them!" Mrs.
Carlyle said about the same thing
but not in a simple or commonplace
way.
Ex-senator Tabor's first wife,
whom he discarded as soon as he
became a millionaire, is said to re-
main faithful in her affection for
him, and, though she is now rich
she declares that the happiest day
of her life were when she kept his
grocery store at California Gulch.
She prays that he may soon lose his
wealth, when she believes his Osh-
kosh bride will desert him and he
will be glad to return to his first
and true love. No matter to what
depth of degradation he may sinks,
she says she will always be willing
to receive him back to her heart
and home.
The richest young and unmar-
ried woman on the Pacific coast is
Miss Jennie Flood, only daughter
of the bonanza king. The richest
prospective heiress is Miss Hattie
Croker, the only daughter of
Charles Crocker, another of the
railroad syndicate. She, also, is a
charming girl, and like Miss Flood,
is rather plain in appearance. She
is noted for her charities and do
mestic virtues. She was sought in
marriage by Lord Beaumont an
English nobleman, but she gave
him no encouragement, and it is be-
ieved prefers to remain single.
Mr.. Croker has two other chill
dren, sons, but his immense wealth
will give all princely fortune.
+ A Boston woman, in the Globe
of that city, says: l am a milliner,
and 1 have made between 81, 500
and $4,000 a year in my business
for some time past. married four
years ago. My husband is kind
and good-looking, but he never
learned any trade, had no profess
sion and could not average $500 a
year. / loved him, however, but 1
saw that it would not do to depend
upon him, so 1 kept on with my
business. After a time / think he
got a little lazy, and as we were
both away during the day, we could
not keep house, and got sick of
boarding. Finally 1 proposed that
he should keep house, and l would
run the business and find the
money. We have now lived very
happily in this way for two years.
MY husband gets up and builds the
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The Crane Crou.

Germantown Telegraph: The
grape crop of the United States, not
spoken of as a leading staple of ag-
riculture, is really becoming so to
an extent that appears to be, as yet,
little understood or appreciated by
the miscellaneous public. Its real
Importance, however, was recently
shown by a remark made by lead
ing and influential European con-
noisseur in wines, who had been
travelling through the grape growing
districts of the United States, to the
effect that he was satisfied that our
American wines ought not to be ra-
ted as inferior to the corresponding
classes of foreign wines, and that he
believed that in the course of time
their excellence would be fully rec
ognized and established all over the
world. Aside, however, from this
judgment the culture of the grape
as fruit for edible purposes has
made immense progress in the New
England and middle states and in
the west, and, although as yet we
cannot say that these grapes are
equal to the fine imported articles
from southern Europe, they are GER
tainly very much improved in quail
ity and abundance as compared
with the grape used for the same
purpose in the same region fifteen
or twenty years ago. The manufac
ture of wine from American grapes
has improved so much in the hands
of the German, French, Spanish
and Italian capitalists who have es-
tablished themselves in this bust
ness in America, that since the
grape disease began to prevail in
southern Europe large quantities of
American wine are used by foreign
manufactures.
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The Sunday School Journal says;
There are glimpses now and then
of the plumbers which are made
through hearers misrepresentation
of familiar phrase or common
word; but the half is never suspec-
ted by any preacher, or teacher, or
parent. "Mamma," recently asked
a bright little boy of six years old
mamma, what is a himblef"
"a himble?' repeated the mother
wondering. "Why, where did you
hear that word?" why, it's in
my Sunday school hymn, Little
one to himble long What is a
himble?" There was CHEEKY
sound to that word, as it jingled
out in the Sunday school singing
'Little ones to Him belong" And,
if it was anything reasonable, that
boy thought he would ''hImble'' as
long as the rest of his class. Wise
questioning brings out a good many
such plumbers as that; but, as
rule, the children have to do the
questioning.
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DIR. Sturtevant says that in grow
ing melons it is well to add a hand
full of sulphate of potash or several
handsful of wood ashes to each hill.
The effect seems to improve greatly
the quality of the fruit grown, and
if the plan is properly carried out
it is safe to predict an improvement
in the watermelon crop.
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Correspondents are forgetting.
We dislike to cut your letters, but
we must be allowed to do so if you
lengthen them with long DISGUST
tions and moralizins. Discussion
and philopIizing is not what the
reader wants. 1t is crisp facts and
boiled down statements. The rea-
der then draws his own inferen-
cies and argues to suit himself.
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The LIE Conta Pear.

This fruit is assuming valuable
proportions-almost equal to oran
ges; in fact, when the precocity of
the pear over the orange is consid-
cred, the pear would seem to have
the advantage. We see it stated
that an acre of LIE Conte pear trees
is valued at five thousand dollars
and upwards, and one man at
Townsville, Ca, recently refused
$4,000 for five acres of ten year
pear trees. These trees grow read
lily from cuttings of the young wood,
making growths the first year from
six to ten feet IN length, and fruit
ing the third year.
How far north this tree will sue
coed has not yet been determined /;
but it will probably grow and fruit
wherever the peach will; or it may
be found to be as hardy as any of
the numerous varieties of pears; the
LIE Conte is derived from Chinese
species, and, therefore, may not
withstand rigorous climates. 1t is
said to do well in northern parts of
Florida, but its southern limit is
not yet fixed. In very warm eli
mates the tendency to continued
growth interferes with the maturi-
ty of fruit buds, so that large trees
and but little fruit is the result.
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The farmers of the coast counties
of Georgia boast of their melon
patches, and the farmers of the
mountain counties say their apple
orchards bring them from $500 to
5000 per acre. The farmers of
both sections ought to be pretty
we'll satisfied. - Savannah News.
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Last Tuesday, young man.
named Jonas Riggs, living in Giles
county, came over to Lawrence and
stole a horse. Wednesday night
Deputy Sheriff, d. A. Bently, went
over, arrested him brought him in
to town at IL o'clock a. m. on
Thursday. The grand jury being
in session, true bill was found, the
prisoner arraigned, tried, found
guilty and sentenced to ten years
in the penitentiary all by 4 o clock
of that day.-Press.
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To Much Toll,

The great fight in the west be-
tween certain dealers, agents, man
ufacturers and oranges, brought out
some facts showing the cost of arti-
cles. Mccormick, one of the larg-
est manufacturers of the west, testi-
fies in relation to the cost of many
articles which he manufactured and
the prices at which they were sold
to the farmer. Some of the articles
are here enumerated:
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An exchange speaks of a human
skull being found on an open lot,
and says at is not known to whom
it belongs" The man whose mem
DRY is so treacherous that he goes
off and leaves his skull behind is
only fit to yell the republican
party must go or run for president
on the greenback ticket.-Norris-
town Herald.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

A forest fire in British Columbia
exploded powder mill Every
pane of glass in Il village near by
was broken, and everybody ex-
claimed, "Why, have the schools
opened again ~ Philadelphi News
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A young man who came into a
music store at the front entrance
and slid out of the rear passage
way with several volumes Of music
gave as excuse that he was merely
practicing book keeping by double
entry usical Herald.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

We have heard it said that Eve
was made for Adams express com
pany, but it has only recently been
discovered that every girl in Colo
RADIO considered herself a candidate
for the Western Union Boston
Advertiser.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

DR.. Crosby says "those who are
engaged in amassing colossal for
tunes belong to the dangerous
classes" We do not care to be re-
felred TO in that pointed way, and
the doctor had better stop tick
as Siftings.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

A sad-hearted poetess asks in the
columns of the Philadelphia Bulle-
tin, "Why do we sing?" Perhaps
it's because you don't know what
the public feeling is in your imme-
diate neighborhOod.- Musical Her.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

DR.. Brown Sequard is said to haye
discovered q new an@5thctic which
destroys sensibility but doesn t
affect consciousness or physical ac-
tivity. When it is administered by
hyperdermic injection the subject is
not incapacitated for work or enjoy
ment.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

There are $4,000 words in the
English language; and DR.. Mary
Walker used every one of them but
three hen the interior department
handed her resignation in to her
BurlinotOn HawkeYe.
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The High school girl severely rep
rimanded her brother yesterday for
using the phrase mot to be sneezed
att She says he ought tn say, ''oc-
sioning no sternutatory convul-
sions. Oil City Derrick.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

Jersey farmers spend $500 per
acre for fertilizers for their melon
grounds. As the crop is subject to
several risks, sometimes the grow
ers oet badly cleft"
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Never before, exclaims the Co
lumbus, Miss, SOUTH was there
such rapid progress in nearly every
branch of industry throughout the
south as at this time.
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Failing!

That is what a great
many people are doing.
They don't know just what
is the matter, but they have
a combination of pains and
aches, and each month they
grow worse.
The only sure remedy
yet found is Browns IRON
BITTERs, and this by rapid
and thorough assimilation
with the blood purihes and
enriches it, and rich, strong
blood flowing to every part
of the system repairs the
wasted tissues, drives out
disease and gives health and
strength.
This is why Browns
IRON BITTERs will cure
kidney and liver diseases,
consumption, rheumatism,
neuralgia, dyspepsia, mala-
ria, intermittent fevers, &c.
Mr.. Simon Blanchard, we'll
known citizen Of Hayesville, Meade
county, Kentucky, says: "My wife
had been sick for long time, and
her constitution was all broken
down and she was unable to work.
She was advised to use Browns Iron
Bitters, and found it TO work like
charm. We would not now be with
out it for any consideration, as we
consider it the best tonic in the
world"
Browns IRON BITTERS
is not a drink and does not
contain whiskey. 1t is the
only preparation of Iron
that causes no injurious eff
fects. Get the genuine.
Don't be imposed on with
limitations.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06

In the upheavaI of the dregs of
the party of the great moral ideas
and the distraction produced by
the acrimonious attempt of the
battling republican factions to love
each other, Mr.. Conkling's great
ness is fading out of sight-passing
away into the nebulous region of
tradition. Mr. Blaine may keep his
promise to do him historical justice,
but the harmony that does not send
out its swift-footed messengers to re
call his fugitive greatness will be a
harmony that wins nothing and
leads Brooklyn Eagle.
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Dwelling with Six Rooms
Good StOck Fnl.1la.

well watered, with lasting springs to supply
each field with water. Fine Orchard of about
two acres, TERMS EASY. Will be sold in
lots to suit purchasers on the above mem
toned day, unless sold privately before
There is q good steam saw and Touring mill
adjoining said farm. For further particulars
see F. L. EZELL, Millville, or W p. HAIR
WELL, Bradshaw, OF E S. WILSON. Fay
etteville, Tenn, Executors Of w. p. Smith,
licensed. iuly5-2m
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When Pat was sent to the lob
ster pot to see if there was any
thing in it, he said upon returning
''There was no ripe ones, sor-only
franc ones; and L tossed them all
overheard. Exchange.