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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-05
NinetIeth Birthday Celebration in
 .u.n,. uo.o.oGn.

WoOdbuEy-A Venerable Couple.
 On Monday last the children, grandchil- dren and great-grandctildren of MT. Erastus Lathrop assembled at the home of his daughter, Mrs. John A. Atwood, in Wood bury, Conn.,, to celebrate his ninetieth birth. day. He was born in Granby, Mass, Sept. 2nd, 1793, and is pensioner of the war of 1872. At the time of the threatened inva- sion of Boston by the British, 8 certain num- Der of men were drafted from the militia to serve in it's protection, he being one of them. He was summoned on Sunday and was obliged to leave the following morning marching on foot all the way. He was mar ried June 18th, 1877, to Rebeckah Ward, of Wilbraham, and they have lived happily to- gether sixty-six years. She is still living and celebrated her ninetieth birthday the 22nd of March last. There were present relatives from Springfield, Waterbury and the western John D. Eager and family, and MT. and Mrs G. D. R. Hubbard. Dancing was indulged in and an operetta, 'Grandfather's Birth day." was performed by the grandchildren under the direction of MT. Geo. E. Eager. The good old couple were very happy and bid fair to live out the century.
 HUMAN B1ooD.-On the purity and vitality of the blood depends the vigor and health of is often only the sign that nature is trying to remove the disturbing cause. A remedy that gives life and vigor to the blood, eradicates scrofula and other impurities from it as Hoods Sarsaparilla undoubtedly does, must be the means of preventing many diseases that would occur without it's usa. Sold by dealers.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-05

From the St. John Daily News, March g, 1s7al ssFe1v neGlIes have acquired much fame and grown so universally popular in
 thescure of coughs and colds and all affections of the throat and lungs, as Adamson's Botan- io Balsam. Many persons in this city have
 no hesitation in recommending it to the suf- fering'' s5WSM1tw
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 .T4FS0YGs

The universal verdict, ''The Hop Plaster the best porous plaster ever made.' Onls 2 narka -a-e-- s4 Rd1U
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-05

ssWells' Health Renewer'' restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sex ual Debility. $1.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-05

Nervous Weakness. Dyspepsia, Impotence Sexual Debility, cured by "Wells' Health Re newer" $1.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-05

Chapped Hands, Face, PimpIes, and roug
 skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Gas well, Hazard Co.,, New York. ma W&F
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pieces Gros Grain Silk full 21 inches wide at s9c
 Grain Silk full 20 inches w1de at soc pieces Colored Gros Grain Silk full 20 inches wide at One Silk full 21 inches we at $1 15 pieces Silk full 21 inches wde at l50 One case $1 per yard Choice Coors
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-05

Further Details of the Dark Crime-+NO One Yet Unde erArrest-SuspieiOn Point ing to two PersOns-The Authorities to Employ a Deteettve-BOstOn Whites
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

WHEN advertising a piece of resi-
dence property for sale, a shrewd real
estate agent will mention among other
advantages of location that good
schools are within easy reach" that
"churches Of different denominations
are within short distances" that
though i'll quiet and retired part of
the city, two minutes walk takes you
to street car line leading into the
heart of the city," etc. But did you
ever notice, in this enumeration of
inducements to buy, the fact that a
first-class" saloon was located on the
opposite corner" where "the best beer
in the city" was always on draught, or
pool-room which would be so handy
and pleasant for the boys? No,
indeed.
While the church, the school, and
the easy access to business are essen
tial to the well being and maintenance
of the home, the others are, in every
sense antagonistic and inimical to
everything that is reckoned dearest
and most valued in that sacred, place.
The Saloon Curse.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
God i'm Nature.

In recent scientific lecture Pre-
fessor c. A. Young, the astronomer,
of Princeton College, used the follow
ing language: do not understand me
at all as saying that there is no n1ys-
terry about the planets motions.
There is just the one single mystery
gravitation- it is very profound
one How is it that an atom of mat
ter can attract another atom, no mat
ter how great the disturbance, no mat
ter what intervening substance there
may be; how it will act upon it, or at
least behave as if it acted upon it, do
not know, | cannot tell. Whether
they are pushed together by means of
an intervening ether, or what is the
action, | cannot understand. 1t
stands with me along with the fact
that when | will that my arm shall
rise, it rises. 1t is inscrutable. All
the explanations that have been given
of it seem to me merely to darken
counsel with words and no under
standing. They do not remove the
difficulty at all. If l were to say
what | really believe, it would be that
the motions of the spheres of the ma
terial universe stand in some such re-
lation to Him in whom all things ex-
ist, the ever-present and omnipotent
God, as the motions of my body do to
my will do not know how, and
never expect to know"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
OLDEST PAPER LIN !
THE COUNTY. }
The Child i'm a Printing Office.

Who is the man that is looking so
hard at the piece of paper? He is an
intelligent compositor. Why does he
hold the paper so close to his eyes?
Because the correspondent who wrote
it makes hen tracks. What is he say
ing? He is saying, Il can't make out
this stuff" And who is the other man
going to the case? That is the furi-
Gus foreman. What does he want?
He is going to help the intelligent
compositor to decipher the hen tracks.
Do you think he can do it? | don't
know, he can do most anything, but l
guess that will be too much for him.
Now I see another man coming; what
is he going to do? That is the pre-
else proof reader; he is going to. cast
his eagle eye over the hen tracks to
see where they lead to. Do you think
he can find out? No, not without
guide or a calcium light. Now, here
comes another man-who is the man?
That is the able editor. Where does
he come from? From his den. Now
all the men are close together-see
their heads most touch-and they are
looking, every one, at the piece of pa
per; what are they doing that for?
Because they are concentrating their
giant intellects upon the piece OF paper
to see what the hen track correspondent
means by his hieroglyphics. Have
they found out? No, they are stump
ed. Now they are going away from the
case. Yes. And one of the men chucked
the piece of paper into the stove; why
does he do that? Because he can't
read the hen tracks. Who is the
small boy that has a grin on his face
and his hat turned up in front? He
is the Office boy. What is the able
editor saying to him? He is telling
him to 60 after the long-range shot
gun. What for? Because the able
editor wants to go hunting after the |
hen track correspondent. Will he
nurt him? Yes, he will, If he catches
him. Do you think the cores
pondent ought to be killed? Certain
v.-M. HaIstedd.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
Wine forInraIids and Table use.

The Port Grape Wine of New Jer-
sey is the best medicinal wine in the
market, and it is said that the vintage
of A. Speer far excels any other. pro-
duced. 1t is heavy in body, rich in
flavor and well adapted for sickly per-
sons and for general family use. Mr..
Speer also preserves the Oporto Grape
Juice just as it runs fresh from the
press for the use of Temperance peo-
pie and Churches without fermenta-
ton or the use Of spirits. As we'll as
the best Port Wine to be obtained for
the side board. For sale by E. d.
Lewis and W. F. Scott, Jackson, and
c. M. Williams, Wellston.
12ap2W
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
THE well-known Methodist, Bishop

THE well-known Methodist, Bishop
Peck, says:
''It requires but little political sa-
gacity to see that the next uprising
of great people in this country will
be against the traffic in intoxicating
liquors. The people are carefully
measuring the dimensions and
strength of their cruel enemy, and
preparing against him a war Of exter-
mination. 1t will probably be the
most terrific struggle ever seen on
this continent. The people have
waited for one crisis after another to
pass, and have been put off and de-
frauded upon one pretext or another,
but at length they have determined to
wait no longer"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
EsThe Two ScrOgginses,o

An Irishman, who had been absent
for some time on a fishing excursion,
met one of his friends, who inquired
Of him what luck he had had.
"Oh," he replied, "we had most
Elegant time intirely.'
"Who were of your party?' asked
his friend.
"There were five of u.s." was his
answer. "There was myself, one; the
two Scrogginses, two; Terry Toole,
three; and Jim Kasin, four.
"There certainly were five of US.
There was Jim Kasin, one; Terry
Toole, two; myself, three; and the two
Scrogginses, four.
ut is very strange that I can't re-
member who the fifth man was!
There was myself, one; Jim Kasin,
two; the two Scrogginses, three; and
Terry Toole, four; and may St. Pat
rick fly away with me if l can recol-
lect who the fifth man wasr'
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
VOL. 39-----NO. 16.
WOMAN'S TRIUMPH.
A Severe Surgical Operation. 1t is
Endured Without taking Ether.
Subject, Mrs. Edward Myers,
of ROndOut, N. Y.

CFrom the Correspondence of the Kingston, n. Y.
FrecmdH.)
The case of Mrs. Edward Myers, of Rondout, New
York, furnishes apt illustration ofwomans power
of endurance This lady had been treated for months
in the usual way for Erysipeas of the hand without
benefit Not until her hand had become mass of
purified flesh did she turn to Dr. Kennedy, proprfe-
tor of the "Favorite Remedy for help.
He at once informed her that it was impossible to
save the hand-it must be amputated. She received
this terrible intelligence quietly, declined to take
ether, stpulating merely to hold her husbands hand
during the operation, and underwent the painful
process without moving muscle uttering groan.
DR.. Kennedy then gave "Favorite Remedy" freely to
cleanse the blood and prevent the return of the dis
ease. and Mrs. Myers now lives and rejofces in her
great de1fverance.
'tFavorite Remedy is fast becoming a trusted
household friend in all cases of Female Weakness
and diseases of the blood One dollar bottle Your
druggist has it.
5apr1m-hdcnrm.
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Instantly Relieved.

Mrs. Ann Lacour of New Orleans,
La, writes:-I have a son who has
been sick for two years; he has been
attended by our leading physicians
but all to no purpose. This morning
he had his usual spell Of coughing,
and was so greatly prostrated in con-
sequence, that death seemed immi-
nent. We had in the house bottle
of DIR. VIM. HALLS BALSAM for
the LUNGS purchased by my hus-
band, who noticed your advertisement
yesterday. We administered it ac-
cording to directions and he was in
stantly relieved.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

THEY are now telling story about
Chicago girl who insisted on throw
ing her shoe after a newl Unmarried
couple. The carriage is total wreck,
a doctor has the bride and the horse
under treatment, and large number
Of men are searching the ruins for
the groom.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

CATARRH causes throat and lung
difficulties. The positive remedy for
Cataarh, Hay Fever and in head is
Elys' Cream Balm. Price so cents.
Apply into nostrils with little fin
ger.
[ have been troubled with Catarrh
for fifteen years. Elys' Cream Balm
has opened my nostrils and reduced
the inflammation. My eyes are i'm
proving, so that | can stand strong
light, which | have not been able to
do for years. Nathaniel Fegley, with
E. F. Montz, Merchant, Wilkesbarre,
Pa.
Many who have used Elys' Cream
Balm as remedy for Catarrh, cold in
the head, etc., report that the i'm
mediate results are wonderfully bene-
fetal. Many cures of obstinate cases
of catarrh are reported. Charles Stod-
dart, Druggist, S4 East Seneca ST.,
Buffalo, n. Y. 12ap2w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

A DRAMATIsT went to the house of
Alexander Dumas, recently, to read
two new plays and to get that emf
nent authors verdict. After he had
read the first, ''How do you like it?"
he asked. Alexander Dumas, after
moments reflection: Il like the other
better"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

WHEN DIR. Chapman was dining at
an hotel he was served with what was
called barley soup on the bill Of fare
THAT is not barley SOUP" said he to
the waiter, "it is barely soup"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19
DR.. David Kennedy's ssFavorite Remedy

DR.. David Kennedy's ''FavOrite Remedy"
stimulates and helps nature in her
efforts to throw off disease. 1t does
not fight nature. 1t does not send
the unhappy sufferer into deeper pits
of pain under the pretense of doing
him good. 1t acts tenderly and SYM
pathetically like mother lulling her
child into sleep and health. Do you
have trouble with your digestion,
your Kidneys. or Liver? Is your
head thick and heavy? DIR. Kenne-
dy's "Favorite Remedy" will drive
out the poison and make you well
again. Hand your Druggist One Dol
lar for bottle, or write to the Doc
tor, at Rondout, N. Y. 19ap2t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

Mrs. LOFTY" said the teacher" :"
your son has contracted some very
bad habits" "Glad to hear you say
So" was the answer. His bad habits
certainly needed contracting"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

CATCHES the eye: "a loft to lett" is
painted on the door of a Gold Street
store. "Why don't you spell those
words properly?" customer asked
the proprietor. because if we did,
no one would turn to read them.
That extra t. catches the eye."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

A Boston young lady of wealth
and position has astonished society"
by cutting and making her own we'd
ding dress. She also intended to make
her own wedding cake, but the board
of health interfered.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

"WHAT's your name?" asked one
four-year-old Miss of another. II do
declare" replied the second little girl,
"you are as inquisitive as grown peo-
pie. They always ask my name, and
where got my new boots, and all
such things, until am ashamed of
EN-"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

THERE is nothing mean or fanatical
about Indiana. It Furnishes a man
for permitting a Canada thistle to
grow in a fence corner on his farm,
but it will license men at every cross
roads in the State to fill it's jails, asy-
lums and poor-houses with criminals,
lunatics and paupers. To let thistles
grow, would endanger the neighbor-
ing farms, so their cultivation is pro-
hibited. Saloons endanger the peace,
happiness and lives Of the people, but
to prohibit them would be 'fanatical."
This is the anti-prohibition logic from
a to lizard. There never was wrong
so shabbily defended as this liquor
traffic. An Anti-Prohibitionist can
not say one word against prohibition
without opposing some provision in
almost every law on our statute books.
american.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

A CHATHAM Street merchant is
strict in regard to the personal ap-
pearance of his clerks wearing a mus
tache, and when one of them applied
to him for permission to raise mus
tache: dat vas all right" he replied;
"you shoost raise so much viskers as
you blease, so long you don't wear
'em in the store during pishness
hours."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

AN Elder was cramped with an ache
st. Jacobs Oil did the pain slake;
He was so highly pleased,
That again he was CREASED,
And took lot home to Salt Lake.
A soldier on guard at Fort Wayne,
Was suddenly stricken with pain,
He thought he was gone,
But when he rubbedon
St. Jacobs Oil, was all right again.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

If you have listless, discouraged
feeling, and get weary with but slight
rxertion, very likely your liver is
torpid. Take Ayers Pills and they
will cure you.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

PARADoxIcAL: Uncle. when do
people die?" Uncle: when they
are old" "Oh, then | will pray that
Heaven may not let you reach old
age"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

FISH are so plentiful in California
that the only lie a fisherman can tell
is to say he didn't catch anything"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

TELEGRAPH wires are so numerous
on some of the streets in New York
that people living on fourth floor
flat can sift their ashes by merely
throwing them against the network.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

FAST Day was observed in Massa-
chusetts last week. That meant-no
beans!
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MI DICAL.

S&g u Blood sn%s Tsysr %,;ar;a and
G3aQz.S1sliy and si all Diseases '
u caused by De-
rangement of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
Bad Breath Pain in the Side. sometimes the
pain is felt under the Shoulder-blade, mistaken for
Rheumatism general loss of appetite; Bowels
generally costve sometimes alternating with lax;
the head is troubled with pain, is dull and heavy,
with considerable loss of memory, accompanied
with a painful sensation ofleaving undone something
which ought to have been done slight, dry cough
and flushed face is sometimes attendant, often
mistaken for consumption the patient complains
of WEAKNESS and debility; nervous, easily startled
feet cold or burning, sometimes prlcky sensation
of the skin exists; spirits low and despondent
and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene-
hcial, yet one can hardly summon up fortitude to
try it in fact, distrusts every remedy. Several
of the above symptoms attend the disease, but
have occurred when but few of them existed, yet
examination after death has shown the Liver to
have been extensively deranged.
1t should be used by all persons, old and
young, whenever any of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living in Un-
healthy Localities, by taking dose OCCASION
ally to keep the Liver in healthy action, will avoid
all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau-
sea, Drowsiness, Depression of Spirits. etc. 1t
Will lnv1gorate like glass of wine, but is no in
toxicating beverage.
If You have eaten anything hard of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals, Sleep
less at night, take dose and you will be relieved.
Time and Doctors Bills will be saved
by always keeping the Regulator
in the House!
For, whatever the ailment may be- a thoroughly
safe purgative, Alternative and tonic can
never be out of place. The remedy is harmless
and does not interfere with business or
pleasure.
1T is PURELY VEGETABLE,
And has all the power and efficacy of Caomel or
Quinine, without any of the injurious after effects
A Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use in my
family for some time, and l am satisfied it is
valuable addition to the medical science
]. Gill SHORTER, Governor of Ala.
Hon. Alexander I'll. stephens, of Ga,
says: Have derived some benefit from the use of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it
further trial.
"The only Thing that never fails to
RelieVe."-l have used many renedieS for Dys-
pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything to benefit me TO the extent
Simmons Liver Regulator has. | sent from Min
nesota to Georgia for it, and would send further for
such medicine, and would advise all who SIM
iiarly affected to give it trial as it the only
thing that never fails to relieve.
P M. JANNEY Minneapolis, MINI.
DR.. L. W. Mason says: From actual ex-
perience in the of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice have been and satisfied to use
and prescribe it as purgative medicine.
D3s@ Take only the Genuine, which always
has the Wrapper the red Trademark
and Signature of j. III. ZEILIN s. CO.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

If you should happen to want your
ears pierced, just pinch the baby.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

DURNO'S CATARRH SNUFF
cures Catarrh and all affections of the
mucous membrane.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in
Man and Beast. For use externally
and internally.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-04-19

THE man who was cured by mes
merist says he was trance-fxed.
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HAVE no friends you dare not bring
home.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-12-08
WASHINGTON LETTER.

The beautiful city of to-day owes its
new life to Boss Sheppard who trans
formed it from mud hole to one of the
abandonment cities of the country, and
which, notwithstanding its cosmopolitan
Fife, is growing rapidly and increasing in
beauty all the time. 1t is here we see
bow rapidly the great actors of the past
arc passing away and this is noticeable
in army life here more than any other way
as it is supposed to be as permanent as
life itself. The tall, noble form of the
old chief Sherman is no longer seen in it's
streets. The old generals one by one
pass away until in IA few years all will be
gone, and but few of the noted men who
figured in political life during the war
are left and | am sure | will be pardoned
when say that the well preserved form
of our own gifted son of Cecil, CIeswell.
is one of the striking momentoes of the
past. OF fine physical form and well pre-
served, yet his; whitening hair shows th"t
he too is fast passing the line of active
life, grand and successful as it has been.
Speaking of him recently u prominent
citizen of Maryland said to me: Il sat
beside him two long sessions i'll Congress,
| carefully watched his course in the Uni
ted States Senate. and while a member of
the Cabinet of one of the greatest soldiers
of this or any other age, and | am CON
vinced that he is one of the great men of
this nation.' And this opinion, even
from SO high a source, is not alone, it is
heard from many. and whether he shall
ever re-enter public life or not his name
will be recorded among the greatest of
Maryland's sons. OBSERVER.