The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1883-03-09

WAsE. JONES' BOOB.
Texas SigIiuss.
Very few people r ho read a aews
paper havs any i,iea how much
trouble Il Is TO get inta shape. 10,
, an editor to do himself aud hiS sub.
lect Justice, he must not be disturbed
while incabatIug the editorial eaa
that's " develop into 4 lull.tleepe,I
editorlli. 1t be is disturbed os n,
nest, cf lrtS to lease it, that egg
will uoti batch, which is a serloa I
diSaPpoiptmenI nor only 10 Tue eai.
torial hep, but likewise to The read.
iug pullh.. We were incub itius
yesterday the subject OF ~Wash.
Jones B6ouh1n Texas but owing
70 varicusand sundry interrnptiops.
we propose to expldln our editoruu
failure 10 hatch out. We had 10
fulug 1t in the waste basket.
I IL VAS uine o'clock Ia The meIu.
ing The printers were abou; ont of
copy, 50 We had 10 wli,eiaahurry
Ibat IN itself is enough to make 4
journalist uervous anu incapable Of
collecting his thoughts. Ii was
rather chilly outside. and every
visitor who opened the door Jeff il
open, which is another element of
distraction. We began 10 write
ana had got as flr as-"Jnst at
this POLITICAL w'ea the door
opened aad let Ia q tidal wave and
. septleman with ldrre foll OF
uiiHusoript paderhis arm We acf
aSsi Ne aid nal see him. lie iatro.
daees hiaisglS as Col. Byron MN
-ss.AsslR IallIs:i. s,l.IS: ts
~ i1lVe a5dlit c1IAripdeh 60 ,,llOw |
sa1lr l,aper 70 publish this htiI,s I
phetir gcln7' j
Wete!lhim that We are yery bus,
aiid Tor hiai 70 sba, tae t.oor. We
c9'ne very near telling him to Shut
It ttomt the ontside.
~ You'd like 10 read sou a few
cautos.7
"Havdt got time now printers
ase Nalt'us iog copy.'
Mcsct.OblelW Werauasi reiyl ,"SnD
pose you give item this lIvlo gen
OF iulne 10 SET uli,r am. he laysthe Fl
onFdle on'ihe desk. Fl
y e.S,S 'sN0S very emnhatieals.
lie Sass hawiil leaYe il sor us 70 T.
iiei use ~ ON lciaute, snd to BE- II
very careful d Il, NJ lie wd0lll nof
''k ~95O90 ,af il. liit is Published Il
~ ~ill pay cash for ten copies. 4
fhe poet goes out aud leaves the I
loor open. We push the bundle !
nto tEc waste basket ana resame Il
'af ahors on "Wash. jones' Boom.n l.
".have yoa any copy readyfr asks a
he foreman. lii
Before we have a chauee to cell q
iim TO 80 TO Halifax, tho door {,
pens and lets il all Arctic wave Q
.ad Col Hufy.
.'Leok herel Ny advertisement
vas not AZ the top Of tue column
nl next 70 reading matter last fT
feek. That W0n'i do.p
We cease onf labors on aWash. 81
oues' Boom,n and tell Col. fluffy 4
bat his ad. will be Fixed ap all II
lgut. lie nest wants copy Of the q
ingtown Banner.0f December i9t i
e tell bin We arc TOO busy righ n
hen to do SO, :,
Col. Hulfy puts his hat on the II
Ide Of his head and says: "Wheo II
le llmeof NY advertisement ex. .,
res, please discontinue it, sab. ii
nd stop my paper.7 q,
He goes out and leaves the door ~
oeu. We haye lost q three dollar +,
advertisement, owing to "Wash. 4,
ones Bood.n :. :.
Foreman-s'Is that editorial -
sadyT = =
Inc printers, having no eopy, h
and around and look 1T as al Is
Owes are supposed to do when =,
ley congregate around dying II
liialo ou the prairie. Ooec more m
. begin to write: Just at THE he
ISIS iutlIe political liist0ry--r af
Hark ! What. dreadful noise h H,
at 1t sounds as it.a horse aud a.
'ay were coming up the stairs. fe'
le dooris burst open, and in comes m
giant putting aud blowing, par. tai
,ularly blowing IL is thai laire IN
1ea German drummer from Gal.
ston. He is six and bali fest
gh, weighs four or five hundred ~
'nnds, and is as Jolly rs drum. ~
ers usually are. HE r0ars out. mi,
he wreuches one ofour arms of: se'
"D0tartIcle about der drummer. 81,
your last Texas Siftinas. yas -
cost splendid. dakos dwpndy
Q copies. Come init me riuilt an
ay and join der Sons nf ,Ielnller. III
ee.' aud he winks convivially. vi
ssDon't you see rho printers are do
sitiug for BofheIhing 10 SET opsp "a