The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-30
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Jarrett pfiisY ssya That tbs colerot
mao esss.os nssan He never siops &
wh.s be sors watermelon issi over sh'
icnce.
There, BOILING hike leather" Per
hsp, soi. bni copsy Island fried clan Z
- inli~slon ihs, i sell calculated 10 Dc
ocire
"a Calsfornia paper says; The milk'
men II san frsscisco hsve ioraei = mn'
tea ald association Oar holds the can
shils smother pamps
IA exchange thinks the theatre OF The
faiafe siil i,s frrproot II viii have u
be II ibere IL no, an improvement 10 Tho
mofai tore Of the plays produced.
They never dig cellars IN Chicago.
The old nan simply says: Maria, 80 OF
asd sink ypur lee, 10 the mnd. That sci,
ties Il. aud lhsy erect over the excavation
ia Mobile i pnmpkin nicely painted
aad exhibited as monster peach. Agri'
cultural fair time is upon us, and here Is .
hint to our honest old farmers who raise
apples
In the Iowa universi,, girls are taught
how to cook. II is 10 be hoped that bull.
ding fires, putting on the water and other
masculine pleasan,ries will be added "a
the curriculum.
John wesley's breas.pin was among
the articles offered for sale at a recent Lon.
don fair Mr., Wesley. II is believed, was
not hotel clerk. and bis pin did not at
tract much attention.
MA. called the facetious small boy.
"Well. dearf" lin only one, amt ~
eyes, love" Then, II eat this green
apple III be two, wontI II" How is that,
dearg" why, it'll double me up"
"A man in Bridgeport. Conn, IL is
claimed, slept continuously from last
Christmas until March The unfortunate
man probably attempted to read the En-.
glish comic papers At Christmas time.
One Of the most trying moments 10 a
mans life is when he is getting his pic
ture taken 10 send to his best girl, aud is
just assuming bis most angelic expression,
when fly lights on the end OF his nose,
"A man asked for admission 10 show
for half price, as BIO had but one eye, but
the manager told him it would take him
twice as long TO see the show as it would
anybody else, aud charged him double.
well, swan. Billy. said blunt
old farmer to an understood nephew who
was visiting him, when you take of that
ere plug hat and spit two or three times
there amt much left OF you, my boy, is
thore?"
IAN OK team is singularly symbolic Of
eourship and marriage, for il begins with
a bow, continues with ring and yoke,
progresses with tongue, and ends by pre-.
senting to the world picture Of a goaded
pair.
Careful but curious wife: How did
You &c, your coat so muddy. Charles?'
Charles: "Let it fall. last night. love.
''Bnt where were you TO do such stupid
thiog9 Where was I? wby-why in
side mr.
She tenderly pushed him from her as
they stood 10 a bay window with the moon
light falling upon them, and said: evil
lie. dear, think you had better try some
other hair dye; your moustache tastes like
surpcntinc."
"A tramp reached into the pantry win.
dow OF an out-of.town house the other
night and tried to steal a pound Of butter
bu, II was so strong it drew him in aud
whistled for the dog. The tramp VOWS he
will never tackle any more country butter
The scarcity OF gentlemen at neigh.
boring summer resort was so apparent that
Boston lady telegraphed to her husband:
.'George, bring down lot OF beaus TO the
hop this evening" Thanks to the tele.
graph manipulation George arrived with a
''poi Of beans.
Mamma" said four.year old maid.
ca. do the geese lay the gooseberries?'
"oh, no, my child. they grow on the
trees "Well, wha. are goose eggs. any
hopS" They are the things. my dear,
which the baseball players make when
they don'i make anything"
Speak gently; especially to the big
man with round head and a square neck
aud two big fists ike ancient stone ham.
moA Speak gently 20 him. You may
ioach some long hidden chord Of sympa.
thy 10 bin hardened breast that may cause
him TO pass you by uncrushed. But the
little white faced man on cruiches--ob.
you may sass him all the way round the
block
Al one Of the White Mountain hotels
be asked sinient waiter for some green
corn. Il regre, 70 Inform You" said the
intellectual servant. ''tba. The supply 81
that vegetable was not adequate to the de-
,rana today and has become exhausted
Possibly You may select some garden
rrod1ct enumerated on the menu s-
Substitute Go 10 ,hnnderl" was all the
diner kAid.