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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11
Glover Pasture.

Do not turn stock too soon on clover
and when you do, beware Of hoven in
cattle, particularly in wet wenther.-
AS some guard against it, be sure to
give them plenty of salt and ashes.
Stock Of all kinds, especially colts.
should have feed of grain at least
once day, though they be on clover
as it requires some time for the system
to accommodate itself to the change
from dry winter food to green summer
diet. Such change often produces
hoven, flatulency or collie. Ashes and
salt in equal parts are excellent pre-
ventives for such diseases. These two
articles, with an equal amount of plas.
ter, we'll mixed, form fine dressing
for corn, at the rate of 5 or bushels
of the mixture per acre.
Mlzet.-During the last Of May,
those who desire to increase their a,
amount Of winter provender, ought to
select portion of land and enrich it,
and sow millet upon it. If the hay or
straw crop is short we advise to SOW
millet, for it is sure. if properly sown
on good land to produce we'll. The
seed is good for poultry, and is also
fattening to stock, but we should ne
yer sow millet in preference to corn
broadcast for either soiling or proven
der for winter use.
Mearing Sheep.--Sheep shearing
may be done after the fifteenth during
warm weather. If cold, rain or stormy
weather comes soon after this work be
done. see that the sheep are housed
There is often much cruelty attendant
upon this work, and the master should
see that it be avoided, and that these
tender and harmless animals be treat
ed with gentleness and kindness.
Potatoes.-Land can hardly be too
rich for potatoes. Now is the time to
plant the general crop. Be sure to try
in small way several of the new var
ieties, say half bushel or bushel of
each kind selected for experiment.
Sweet Potatoes.-Sweet potatoes can
be set out Immediately, by drawing the
slips from the plant bed in damp wea-
Their, and setting them in hills or rid
ges, under which strong manure from
the stable should be placed. Too lit
tie attention is given to this popular
and delicious vegetable. 1t is easily
grown, and yields more to the acre,
bringing also better price than the
Irish potato. As a rule it is a very
profitable genealogical Farmer.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11
Dog Sense.

Who does not love "A noble dog, and
who could ever treat with unkindness
this best, most faithful friend man
ever finds?
A gentleman in William street,
New York, had a faithful Newfound-
lander on which he could always RELY
One day gentleman came in with il
dog he was intending to take on board
a ship. The string by which he was
led was laid down, and the dog watch
ing his chance slipped out to take a little
turn about the city. The man was
quite troubled, but Leo's master sim
ply said: $50 bring him back Leo
Away he went down the street, and
a block or two distant he came across
the runaway. How was he to compel
him to come along? Evidently the
dog reasoned that he must first be
taught to respect the powers that be
So he took him by the neck and shook
him. Then he picked up the string
and walked along. The other did not
like that, and pulled brck. Down
went the line and another shaking
came off. So with alternate chastis-
ing and headings he managed to tow
his craft into port. He walked with
the air Of "There's your old dog, sir, -
and then lay down to rest from his
abors, keeping sharp lookout though
that the culprit did not again escape
and make him all that trouble over
again.
Dogs surely have way Of under
stan ling communications of other an
lmals, besides their own species. and
also of communicating their wishes to
them.
My neighbor has a dog and cat
who live on very good terms. One
night the rats carried off the eats
tiny kittens from her nest in the barn
She hunted everywhere for tlem. and
finally c,me into the house and waikiki
up to SCHNEIDER and pat her head down
very earnestly to his. That do5 got
up and walked out to the barn. and
hunted with her over every nook and
Granny for those kittens.
A small dog and COW We're great
friends. There was larger dog in
the town, which never failed to worry
little Prince whenever he passed his
store. Prince always got the worst Of
it and one day he ran back towards
home and got his cow which was in
tho street, to come along with him.
Sure enough, out came the old enemy
to harrass him as usual. coming mp
close to the cows feet where Prince
had entrencAed himself. Either in
self-defense or il defenc of her dog,
the COW lifted the offender with her
horns and tossed him into lot of Old
boxes, before he knew what was happen.
ing. 1t was surely enough to make the
little dog laugh" if he ha / any laugh
about him.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11

Why do prisoners march at the
head of regimelt-To axe the way.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11

Single pants for boys, Eiseman Bros
9TH & E sts., Washington.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11
Good Enough

A wagon con taining a calf in a cage
was on the market yesterday morning
with farmers wife in charge, and a
butcher with an eye to veal stepped up
and inquired:
madam. is that calf for sale:'
Eyes, SIR
SIS he Durham -
"He may be-
'lsn't an Ayrshire, is he :"
"Like enough"
"Don't you know is b-eel:" he ask
ed in a surprised voice.
"No, | DON'T
"Then how do you ex pct to sell
him.
"AIl | know about that calf is that
his father hooked a justice of the peace
to death and his mother chased a
female lecturer two miles, an If that
amt breed enough to ask 81 on you
needn't take him!"
The butcher said the breed was all
right.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11

4 Grass is a leading farm crop and i.
much neglected. Our farmers have
given very little attention to the vari
Gus sorts. A permanent meadow OF
pasture needs to be kept up by yearly
top deessing of manure or commercial
fertilizer. 1t is to be hoped that the
American farmer will come to better
understanding, and that our grass
growing, and that our grass land will
be treated with due consideration.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11
Farmers Gulum.1.

Give fools their gold ~ k naves their power
Let fortunes bubbles rise and fail;
Who sovs a field trains n flower.
Or plants a tree. is more than all.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11
TERMS OF ADVERTISING per IN5H

Special Notices. preceding marriages and
deaths, will he charged p per cent. in aili
ton TO above rates
Legal Advertisements at rates provided by
Law
Business Cards not exceeding Eve line. 8 .
per wear. Every additional line fifty cents
Business Notices. inserted In the ne,cs column
and all notioss issiyned 10 pr1mo'e in Gri}nrI in
fsr-s's, 'rW he ehtri-d 1t the rate Of ftv cents
for re first lin, aaiteu cents for e4ci sa-ces linz
Inc for one rset
All accounts for advertising are dun at the
time Of the first insertion Of the advertisement
Advertisements should he mlrkel the length
# time to he inserted. otherwise they will he
continued Till forbid, or At the option OF the
pnhlshe ana chtr ,e | tcro dinghy
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-05-11

To prevent sows from crushing the
young, nail board of about one foot
to the sides of the pen The board is
to be put on like shelf so the little
pigs can run under it out of the way.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1883-02-17
"Luff" That N

One of the difficulties of manipulating ths
Naval Brigade on shore is to get them to un-
derstan nd military words of command. / can
sympathise with the staff-ofier who tried,
but in vain, to get a battalion of sailors to
round the corner of a house. He
gave all the orthodox and regulation words
of command right wheel" bring the
left shoulder forward" and so forth--but
Jack remained obstinately fixed. At last a
naval officer, who was stsnding by. solved
the question. Get them round that house?
Is that all you want? Here, blue-jackets,"
he cried, : huff, and weather that house -
The sailors were round the house in a
twinkling. A blue-jacket at Alexandria. in
carrying out one of the multifarious duties
which fell to Jacks lot during the Egyptian
expedition, was assisting to remove som
trusses of hay from the quay, add. STUN
bling along under the weight of a small hay
stack, not being able to see where he was
going, pushed against a commissariat officer
irreproachably clad in review dress. "Who
the devil are you and what are you doing
here 2" says the gentleman. =" Who am | ?''
says Jack /; " well, l don't altogether know.
l used to be . British sailor but now it
strikes me, Pm turned into a id commits
sariat MULE World.
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Foreign Notes.

Mr.. Pigott says there is a deficiency Of El0O,
600 in the Land League accounts.
A lie pension of 1900 francs has been nco
ferred on General ChanEy's widow.
The crops in Ireland last year Tell of in value
over SIS 900 900 as compared with 1881.
The New York Customs officers confscated
nearly Sl5o,000 worth of goods during 1882.
1t is believed that Sir Auckland Colyin will be
appointed financial adviser to the Egyptian Gov
eminent.
French newspapers make spiteful comments on
England, stIgmatizIng the British nation as a
herd of cattle.
The chief engineer OF the ST. Louis Fire De-
partment h~orse-whipped a man whom be caught
insulting ladies on the street.
A Pennsylvania Judge denounces stock transae-
tons on margin as gambling, immoral in char
acter and pernicious in tendency.
There seems little likelihood of the depositors
in the broken Jersey CRY Bank realizing any
large salvage upon their deposits.
Mr.. George Petry has made good his title to
the Mayoralty of Long Island City, and takes the
Office vacated by Mr.. De Bcvoise,
A bill introduced in the Senate proposes to
buy a $50 patent ballot-box for each polling
place in the Union.
The case Of Mr.. Bradlaugh against the Deputy
Sergeant-at-Arms for putting him out Of the House
of Commons has been decided against the plain
tiff.
Among the articles on the proposed reciprocity
free list between the United States and Mexico
the only products of this country are sugar and
tobacco.
Governor Butler, of Massachusetts,, denies the
report that a meeting has been held at his Office
with the object of putting him in the field as a
candidate for the United States Senate.
The supreme court decided that Admiral Porter
and those under his command are not entitled to
prize money for Confederate vessels destroyed by
them in the James River in conjunction with the
army.
A collision occurred on the Mississippi River
at a point ninety miles above New Orleans be-
tween the steamboats, City OF GRANVILLE and Laura
Lee, which resulted in the sinking Of the former.
No lives were lost.
The defendant in a promise of suit, at Toronto,
Ont. settled his property on another young
woman, and married the latter ms SOON as a yer-
diet OF damages was rendered against him. An
action has been commenced to set aside the con-
veyance.
A young lady disappeared mysteriously at St.
Louis. Mo-, while on her way to a convent where
she had been studying. Great excitement pre-
vailed in that city, and on Change $40 900 was
quickly subscribed as a reward fer the missing
girl, dead or alive.
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FkIpAY. FebrunrY I6th.

THE Royal clemency of His Majesty The
King was extended to the under-mentioned
prisoners on the occasion of His Majestys
Xiii, sentenced May s, 1875, for larceny, 1C
years and $500 fine, Hawaii. lHi ~ lm
Kekua, sentenced May 10, 1879, for larceny,
4 years and $25 fine, Hawaii. III e7gaa :
John Al, sentenced August %, 1882, for lar
Aceny, 6 months and $40 fine, Hawaii. $50
Nika, sentenced April %, 1882, for larceny, ]
year and $50 fine, Kauai. sH afs b
Ka Mok Hong, sentenced January 81, 1882,
for distilling, 2 years or 5000 fine, Hawaii.
NJ. G.. Dablia, sentenced February 6, 1882, for
larceny, l year and 800 fine, Maui.
Joe Castillo, sentenced February 6, 1852, for
larceny, 1 year and 800 fine, Maui.
Pedro Martinez, sentenced February 6, 1862,
for larceny, 1 year and 500 fine, Maui.
Jno Matinee, sentenced February 6, 1882,
for larceny, 1 year and 800 fine, Maui.
Jno. Mika, sentenced April 25, 1882, for lar
ceny, l year and 500 fine, Hawaii.
George Billa, sentenced November %, 1881,
for larceny, Is months and $50 fine, Oahu.
Hookiekie, sentenced January 10, 1882, for
larceny, Is months and $25 fine, Oahu.
]. b Martinez, sentenced August IL, 1881,
for larceny, 81 months and $25 fine. Oahu.
All Chez, sentenced September IA, 1881, for
violating Opium Act, 8 months and $3.50 fine,
Alfred Rhodus, sentenced July 20, 1881, for
assault with murderous intent, / year and $500
fine, Oahu.
d.. Mamaki, sentenced January 4, 1881, for
embezzlement, 8 years, Oahu.
Kukona, sentenced June 8, 1881, tor larceny,
2 years, Hawaii.
Laimana, sentenced April "a, 1882, for lar
ceny, 1 year, Hawaii.
H.Kahelemanua, sentenced August 80, 1880, for
larceny, 3 years, Hawaii.
Lee Chong, sentenced February Is, 1891, for
larceny, Is months, and $50 fine, Maui.
CT. b. Kalaaukane, sentenced October 2, 1882,
for adultry, 500 fine, Oahu.
All Fawn, sentenced February 8, 1888, to 1
month. reduced to l week, Vie Opium Act,
fine $50, Oahu.
All Chin, alais All Yin, sentenced January 8,
1882, to 8 months, reduced to 6 months,
burglary, Oahu. ~
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Eli Perkins on Women Masons.

Eli Perkins is q Royal Arch Mason, and at a
Masonic celebration in Washington he undertook
to answer the question " Why Women Cannot be
Free Masons.''
Women sometimes complain that they are not
permitted to enter the lodge and work with the
craft in their labors. and learn all there is to be
learned in the institution. | will explain the
reason | learn that before the Almighty had
finished HIS work He was in doubt about creating
Eve. The creation of the living and creeping
things had been accomplished, and the Almighty
had made Adam, who was the first Mason, and
created for him the finest lodge in the world. and
called it Paradise No. /. ILaughter.1 He then
called all the beasts Of the Geld and fowls Of the
air to pass before Adam, for him to name them,
which was a piece of work he had to do alone
that no confusion might thereafter arise from
Eve, who He knew would make trouble if she
was allowed to participate in it, if be created her
beforehand. Adam being Senior Warden, placed
Eve as the pillar of beauty in the south, and they
received their instructions from the Grand Master
in the East, and when finished, she Immediately
called the craft from labor to refreshment. In
stead Of attending to the duties of her Office as
she ought, she left her station, violated her obi
cation, and let in an expelled Mason, who had
no business there, and went around with him,
leaving Adam to look after the jewels. This fell
low had been expelled from the Grand Lodge, with
several others, some time before. Finding that
Eve was no longer trustworthy, and that she had
les one III "nom ne nau e4pelieu, the OFAnu MAS
ter closed the lodge and turned them out, setting
a faithful tyler to guard the door with a flaming
sword, Adam repented of his folly and went to
work like a man and a good Mason, in order to
get reinstated again. Not so with Eve She
got angry about 1t, and commenced raising Cain,
and did 1t again when she got Abel. daughter.
Adam, on account Of his reformation, was per-
mitted to establish lodges and work in the de-
grees, and while Eve was allowed to join him in
his works Of charity on the outside. she was never
again PERMITTED to assist in the regular work of
the craft. Hence the reason why a woman can
not become an inside Mason.
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Police Court

SUNDAY. MONDAY, AND TUESDAY,, Feb. ii, II, Is.
Thirty seven cases of drunkenness were dis.
posed of in the usual manner.
Iwahaaunu. charged with driving an express
without a license, was reInanded-
J. Morris, j. Harris, ard Maiola, charged
with affray; .Maiola, discharged; ]. Morris, for
feited bail of SIC and }. Harris, fined S.,
costs 81 10.
Nui and Kale. charged with ARRAY, were re-
manded.
W. Cruze, charged with disorderly conduct,
pleaded guilty, and was remanded for sentence.
Peter Quinn, charged with assault and battery,
pleaded guilty and was fined So, costs 81.
Akona, same charge, was remanded.
Mopii, charged with disorderly conduct, for
feited bail of SO.
Akona and All Chung, charged with furious
driving, forfeited bail of $40.
WEDNESDAY, 14th.
Five cases of drunkenness were 1docketed.
Ed. Pomroy and F. II. Oding, charged with
ARRAY, pleaded guilty and were fined SIS each,
costs, 81 each.
UweIoa, charged with assault and battery,
pleaded not guilty, but was convicted and fined
SO, 81 costs, and sentenced to 20 days impri-
Kukoma, charged with gross cheat, was re-
manded. 1- sash lr
All Lo was charged with having opium in pos
session. Defendant appeared to be a passenger
on the c.. T. Hook, bound for China. He was
found guilty, fined 500 and sentenced to "a
hours Imprisonment, and the opium was con-
fscated to the government.
Kale, remanded from the 18th, pleaded guilty
and was fined So, costs, 81.
Iwahanu and Kimokeo, remanded from the
18th, were discharged.
R. Dunn was charged with assault with a
knife. It appeared that the defendant threaten
ed j. c. Wendt, master of the Dakota, and his
little daughter on board that vessel, and had
been put in irons. He was found guilty, fined
SIS, and sentenced to Is days imprisonment.
THURSDAY, February 18th.
Lukela. charged with disorderly conduct, was
sentenced to imprisonment for fifteen days, costs
81.
Kinolau and Pun were charged with adultery.
Both defendants were fined for the same offence on
February End instant. Kinolau was sentenced OF
Imprisonment for three months. costs 81 Pun
was fined SIS, costs 81. a.
w. McCabe, charged with assault with q knife.
pleaded not guilty and was discharged.
Kukona, remanded from the 18th, was sem
fenced to sixty days imprisonment. costs $3.50
W. Cruze, remanded from the 18th, was SEN
fenced to ten days imprisonment. In two cases
remanded from the l4th. bail was forfeited Sc
each. re
AkOna. charged with assault on the 18th, was
remanded again. m ,
FRIDAY, February 10th. u terl
Naukana. charged with violating Rule "a of
Express Regulations, was fined SIS. costs 81 20.
Defendants license was also revoked. s
KaohIai, charged with common Nuisance y
was remanded. ~ fs7 SIG a7i 1906 6
Leaf. charged with disorderly conduct, pleaded
guilty, and was sentenced to imprisonment for 3
days. costs ST. ffsR satr oa rao
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Arrivals at The Hotel.

February 7th.-W. Goodale, Kau. Feb. Sth-
A. Faye, Kekaha; DR.. Bennett, ]. H. Fisher, F.
M. Butler, San Francisco; Capt. Kelly, steam
INHALER Lucretia; Capt. w. F.. Grant and wife,
G. Lehman, HakalauS NJ. A. Andrews, Maka-
wac John Ross, HeeiA. Feb. 11th-M. V.
Holmes, Honokaa; c.. N. Arnold, Hilo A. Fl
Smith, Grove Ranch, Makawao t. C. Forsyth,
Lahaiua; DIR. Walter, Lihue; R. A. Macfe, Jr.,
Lieut.. Sydney A. Roberts, R. N. Kilauea,
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That man is a phrenolOgist Pat" "A plat ?"
asked Pat, puzzled. "a phrenologist." "Phat's
that p "Why a man that can tell by feeling
Of the bumps on your head, what kind of a man
you are" Bumps on me head, is i'll" ex-
claimed Pat. "Then | should think it would
give him more Of an oidea phat kind of woman
me wife is"
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HIS MAJESTY THE KING has been pleased to direct
Letters Patent to be issued under the Great Seal
Of the Kingdom, grlnting the dignity OF Prince 10
their Royal HigtRessess David kaWananakoa'
Edward kbnel KaliiAhonui. and Jonah Kuhio kA-
laniAnaole. with precedence under the title OF
Royal HighnAss nelt to Her Royal Highness Prn-
cess Mary Kinoiki Kekaulike, and above all other
subjects
AIiiolani Hale. Feb 10th. 1ss3--Gf eb14tf
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Sale of Lease of Government Land.

On MONDAY. March 5th, 1883, st the front
sntrance Of Aliiolani Hale, at II o'clock noon. Will
be SOLD at Public Auction the LEASE for hve
war. Of LOT No. ~ situated on the Esplanade-
Honolulu.
Upset price, $500 per annum. payable semi
annually in lavanee. s W sw r
use. Z. BUSH. Minister Of the Interior.
Department Of the Interior, Honolulu February
srd, 1888. LIDUL EfebSSt-
OYTrcE SUPERINTENDENT WATER WORKS
HoxoLULr. July Sd. 1882
IN persons having Water Privileges are notified
ST. ,be;rWsser Rstes are payable Semi-annuaily,
in ADVANCE. At the Office Of the superintendent OF
W.tsr Works, foot Of NunsnH Street upon the LIST
d,v Of January and July Of each year
c.. b. WILSON,
Superintendent Water Works
KAAI. Minister Of Interior noNll-u
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Who the Original Judge Lynch Was.

IF such a person ever really existed-is a
mystery. The earliest date assigned to this
exhibition of a developed "iron conscience
is, according to the Galway Council Book
the year 1893, when an Irishman. in muni-
cipal authority in the county of Galway,
and named James Lynch, hanged his wi
son out of a window TOR despoiling and muir
dering strangers, "without martial or COM
mon law, to show a good example to pos
terity.n Another ancestral derivation is
to be found in one Lynch, who, about 1857,
was sent to America to suppress piracy. As
justice was not administered with much
rigor or formality in the colonies owing to
the difficulty Of adhering to the usual forms
of law in the newly-fashiOned territories, it
is presumed that this Judge Lynch was en-
powered to proceed summarily against the
pirates, and thus originated the term. The
opinion which traces the expression to q
Lynch, ounder of the town of Lynch
burgh, in Virginia, is entirely unsupported
by any authority beyond identity of name (;
but it is curious to remember hat so long
ago as the reign of our Richard H., there
was current a doggerel distich, ''First hang
and draw; Then hear the cause by Lydford
Law This may have been kin to the
historic 'tGibbet Law of Halifax which
was in practice down to the times of the
Protectorate but which, summary as was
the operation, was carried out by regularly
appointed magistrates. The "wild judi
ciersp' of the United States carry out their
measures without any kind of authority or
prescription
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HIS MAJESTY TIE KrSs has been pleased to
direct Letter. PGtehf to be issned under the Great
Seal of the Kingdom, granting the dignity of
Queen DOwager unto DOwager Queen, Emma
KalsleonAIani, with precedence under the title Of
Queen Dowager next to Her Majesty Queen Kapio-
IAni and above all other subjects.
AliiOIani Hale, Feb. 10th, 1888.
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In accordance with the provisions Of Section 282
Of the Civil Code, / have appointed b. b. Kalili-
moku as P-oundmaster for the Pound in Keanae,
KoolauyIslaHd Of Maui J.. c. DoMISIs,
Governor of Maui.
Office Governor Of Maui, Feb. Is, 1888.
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His Majesty the King has been pleased to direct
Letters Patent to be issued under the Great
Seal Of the Kingdom, granting the Dignity Of
Princess Of the Kingdom unto Her Royal Highness
Liliuokalani with Precedence under the title Of
Royal Highness next to the Queen Dowager
aud above all other subjects.
Aliiolaui Hale, Feb. 10th, 1888.