Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-04-13

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] UNCLE EB, as we used to call him, among
lots of good qualities had one failing, He
did love good liquor; but such was the state
of his credit that no one would trust him.
He therefore one day resorted to q trick to
answer the great desire of his appetite. He
took two case-bottles, put a quart of water
in one of them, then put bottle in each
pocket, and started for the public house.
I'll take a quart ofgin,n said Uncle Eb as
he placed the empty bottle on the counter.
in his T pocket, when Uncle Eb % pulled from from
his pursewhat at distance might seem like
q two shilling piece. This is nothing but
tin, Uncle Eb, said the trader. "Eh, now,
it's two-shilling piece" said Uncle Eb.
" It's tin," said the trader;.I shan't take
it." i" It's all I've got.y livery well, you
can't have the gin" Uncle Eb, without
much demurring, pulled from his pocket
the quart of water. The trader took it,
poured it into the gin-barrel, and of went
Uncle Eb, chuckling.-Erchdnge. aHH