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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-23

THE delay of the Suez and Aus
tralia in coming in sight of these
islands gives another proof of the
necessity of cable communication
between Honolulu and San Fran
cisco. How a cablegram would
allay the anxieties now openly ex-
pressed
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-23

In other countries, ut a Corona
ton, the heralds precedc the sover-
eign, crying, "ldrgesse, lorqcsse!'
and scattering money to the popu-
lace. Here, on the contrary, it is
notified that the people are to distri
butte the lorgesse to the sovereign.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-23

The Police Magistrate is fining
those who are brought up for drunk
cnness second time $40. This is
a good step as they will think little
about getting drunk when they have
to pay $40 for their game.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11

mere dfe Two Genus. An instant AFTER
ward Toto is crying harder than ever.
What are you still crying for?' asked
the gentleman. 81 am crying said
the artful baby, because ii l had not
lost two cents Ishould now have four.
Paris Paper.
How can leave YOU, my darling?''
mGrmured a Toledo lover in tones of
distressing tenderness, as he observed
both hands Of the clock approach per-
pendicular on the dial. well, john
responded the girl with wicked inno-
cence. '.yOu can take Your choice. Ii
YOU 90 through the hall you will eli-
able to wake up father, and II you leave
BY way of the back shed You'll be likely
TO wake up the dog
Two little girls met on the street the
other day, and one said to the other:
eve put all my dolls into deep mourn
ing, and it's so becoming to them.
Come over and see Them What did
YOU do that fOr?'' ..Oh. we had q {, la-
nifty. Our old dog got killed, and there
didn't anybody care hnt ME and them.
We've Just cried our eyes out Then,
the other little girl said in slow, dcliber-
ate tones: inlay Wilson. aim YOU
lucky, though! There always some
thing happening to you.
Too profane for the lad: An elder Of
the kirk having found a little boy and
his sister playing marbles on Sunday,
put his reproof in this form not q iu-
licious one for a child boy. do you
know where children 60 to who play
marbles on the Sabbath days?'' .sAy,h
says the boy. they gang down to the
field by the water below the brig. s
MOI roared out the elder, they 90 to
hell and are burned. The little fellow,
really shocked, called to his sister,
Come away, ,leanie, here's man
swearing awfully y
II VS. Just before the curtain had
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11

The Scotch Duke Of Athole is probab-
" the most extensive tree planter in the
world. During his life the Duke has
planted 27,OOO.O0o sprouts, covering
& Is, 600 acres of his private estate.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11
LYDIA e. PlNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is aPositiyc Cure

for all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
sOcommon to onr best female Dopalat!Sn.
twill cure entirely the worst form Of Female Conn
rlslnts all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ucera
ton, Falling and Displscements, and tie consequent
Spinal Weakness and Il particularly adapted to the
Change OF life.
It will dissolve and exrel tuners from che uterus In
early stage OF development. Tie tendency to
hmors there's checked vsryspeedily by its
1t faintness latnlency. destroys all craving
for stinuants and relieves weakness OF the stomach
It Floating. Headaches. Nervous Prostitution.
General nAbty. sleeplessness. Depression and Indi
gestIcn. Ss
That feeling OF bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backacle Is always permanently cured by its
twill all times and under all circumstance act in
harmony will, the laws that govern the female syaten
For the OF Kidney Complaints OF either this
Compound is unsurpassed.
LYDIA Il. PINKHAM,s VEGETABLE CON.
POUNDS prepared 1t 2ss and 1856 western Avenue.
Lynn, Mass Price 81. Six bottesfor Is. Sent BY NAH
In the form Of pills, also in the form of loxcnges
receipt Of price, 81 per boz for either Mrs Pnkha
freely answers ailetters Of inquiry. Send for pampA.
let. Address above. Mention this Papsr
No family should b<. .HshontI. .DlA r.. sP1NKHAM.s
LIVER PILLS. They cue constipation, bilie,-neas
ar .orpidity of the liver Is cents;e DO
~ Sold by all Druggists. ~
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11

There are GO, 900 coloresl Baptists il.
Tennessee. with ! SO. chnrc hess.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11
American Fables,

One day two Foxes who were journey
ing together came across Track in the
dust which much astonishctl them
81 believe it is the Track Of q Rhinoc-
e ros, = observed one.
81 think it is that 81 an Elephant, =
replied the other.
II say Rhinoccros!''
..And- II say ELEPHANT
.Then travel no longer with such
IN IDIOT
Then yon can travel alone with q
FOol!''
They were cutting each other about in
a lively manner, when along came a
Wolf and asked the cause Of the trouble.
..Why that Bigot sticks toit that this
is not the track Of Rhinoceros!!n
shouted one.
..And he. the Narrow-minded Null
doom, won't admitth it is the Track
Of an Elephant added the other.
"Gentlemen, Z, said the Wolf as he ex-
amined the spot, this is simply the
place where q fat man struck a Banana
Peel and sat down to Reflect. You are
both wrong and both Fools.
MORAL:
u
tense Of what they don't know.
THE HEN AND THE FARMER.
A Hen having laid an Egg set up such
3 Cackle that presently the whole Barn
yard was in confusion and the Farmer
came running out to see what was going
on.
..What is it?'' he demanded as the
Hen cackled louder than ever.
'.Why, I've laid an Egg!''
..An Egg? Why, q single egg isn't
worth but two cents at the present
market price.
Eyes, I know, but If didn't do two
shillings' worth Of cackling over every
two cents worth Of egg, the world
would soon forget me. =
MORAL:
Send bundle of old clothes to an
orphan asylum and then interview q
reporter.
THE MAN WITH THE ACCORDION.
A Peasant having saved mp a sum Of
money by hard work and peeling his
Potatoes close, went to the nearest Vii
lage and invested in an Accordion On
his way home he began playing the air
of my Grandfather's Clock, Z but
scarcely had the echoes reached the
Forest when out came a Chopper, who
cried out:
Man! Man! for Heavens sake hang
up on that! You will kill us with your
Racket
Cant help that, replied the Peasant
as he pulled away harder than ever.
'.If what tickles me all over is Death to
you that is not my lookout. K will now
give you The Empty Cradle. with va
riations. =
MORAL: s
II our neighbor doesn't want our
smoke let him move away.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11
A VERY Reckless Woman.

81 want to know If there is any law in
this country for poor folksp'' began a
woman. as She STONED policeman on
Michigan avenue Yesterday.
..There OUGHT II he. snnnose. !, he
replied in a doubling way. ..What is
YOUR casc?"
"WcN. the other nipht I was Going
home. and IN front of . vacant Iot avn,
ed by a rich man. I fell down and AL
most killed mysrlf. Iwant 10 make him
paw damages b,,t ali my neirhbors say
that can't do It. Isn't there q strilli-
gent law about ice on the sdcwaiksae''
uYes'm. In case .yon AFRO a moor. nan
vol, must clean It of. In case vol, are
rich you can wait for a thaw.''
.:But would you begin suit?''
ell leave that to you. In the first
place the defendant will claim thai Won
were drunk when ym, fan.
INV stars! but / ncyertouch adropr,4
.:No matter. then he will claim that
nc hires . man by the ycar "a keen tho
walk clear,
.Yes. hit # wasn't rlror,,
4Of co,,r,,. moi. hit hc.ll nrov,. that
the man died snd,lanly AMI hn d;In't
know II. Have You = weak nnklc..'
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11
A Humbugging Monkey.

The anthropoid apes are q somewhat
taciturn race, but 4 chimpanzee's muir
muir of affection is very expressive, and
quite different from his grunt Of discon-
tent. A sick orang-ontang sheds tears,
means piteously. or cries ike a pettish
child; but such symptoms are rather de-
ceptivc, for the orang, as we'll as the
chimpanzee, is q great mimic, not Of
men only, butof passions and pathology
ical conditions. Two years ago / took
temporary charge Of q young chimpan-
zee who was awaiting shipment to the
Pacific coast. His former landlord
seemed to have INDUCED him in a pen
chant for runmaging boxes and Golfers,
for whenever attempted to circ,lnl-
scribe the limits Of that pastimc my
boarder tried to bring down the house,
metaphorically and literally, by throw.
ing himself upon the floor and Juggling
violently at the curtains and bell -ropes.
Il that failed to soften my heart, Pansy5
became sick. With groans and sobs he
would lie down ina corner, preparing
to shed the mortal coil, and adjusting
the pathos of the closing scene to the
degree Of my obstinacy. One day he
had set his heart upon exploring the
letter department of my chest Of draw
crs. and after driving him off several
times. I locked the door and pocketed
the key Pansy did not suspect the full
meaning Of my net till he had pulled at
the knobs and squinted through the
key hole, but, when he realized the
truth, life ceased to be worth living: he
collapsed Mt once, and had hardly
strength enough left to drag himself to
the stove. There he lay, bemoaning his
untimely fate, and stretching his legs
rs il the rig0r 9nOrtis had already over
come his lower extremities. Ten min
utes later his supper was brought in,
and Idirected the boy to leave the has
ket behind the stove, in full sight Of
my guest. But Pansv' eyes assumed
Ia far-off expression; earth had lost its
charm; the inhumanity of man to man
had made him sick Of this vale Of tears.
Meaning totry him, l acconp anied the
boy to the staircase. and the victim Of
my cruelty gave me q parting look Of
intense rcprOach as I left the room.
But. stealing back on tiptoe, we man
aged 10 come upon him unawares, and
Pansy looked rather sheepish when we
caught him in the act Of enjoying an
excellent meal Dr. Osscall, ii, Popular
Science MONTH for March.
II
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11
A Raia Qneninp.

The other day, man who had prob
ably seen better days, entered the Office
Of q capitalist on New Street, and de-.
sired q private interview with the pro-
prietor. When they were closeted to-
gether, he stated that he was the author
Of = drama, entitled: Three Days IN u
Swamp, and he was about organizing
company to take the road and play
the country towns in the spring. He
wanted someone to advance him $500
and take q half-interest in the profits,
which would be at least SO, COO
Excuse me, but / do not care to go
into such speculation, NJ observed the
capitalist.
on can act as treasures, and handle
all the funds. 81
Eyes, but i can leave here. !. ~
.You can send your son or q friend. =
No; i cannot 60 into it. =
I'm advertise your name on the
bills, pleaded the author.
9 No #z5
Il say two-thiras Of the profits. Z
.No.
The author walked up and down a
moment, while contending with Il great
mental struggle, and then lie made a
last appeal, saving:
.:Of course, the part Of the hero was
reserved for myself, but it you'll 90 in
with me you can play Sligo. the swamp
Cat, and I'll be satisfied with second
old man; it's hard to corner me this
way, but I'll have to bend to circum-
stances. - 1Full Street l)aily Nc,cs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11

q INVENTIONS I ia T.HAYE BEEN. KEJEgTEla
may still, Iii most asses, be patented by s.. Ben,
opposite the " latent Office, and engaged IL
cure patent IN less inc han hose who are re
mtte from NashsE tton and who must dereEd mp
on the ma1Isln all transactions with the Patent
Office. a fs
y When, Inventors. 9. d modelor sketch we make
cEin the PateI s1ice and advise IS to its pa
tentablity FREEol, Correspondence con
iddeattl, prices 10y and NO CHARGE uNLESs
inDsATENT3IS OBTAIN ED.
s We referto Hon. r stmaster General D. NJ !. Key.
.sev. = e. Powder, oificials in the U. S. Patent
Otace, and especially s3GGr clientsin every State
Of The Union anfin.C .nada. For special referen
ceS, terms, advice, & J, Address
e. A. Snow a. Co...
Opposite Passni of se. Wash
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-04-11

gone up for the third act when Smith,.
who had been out ito see a man, no
ticed Brown seated 4 few rows in front
of him. .:Do you see that fellow over
therepn he said to his wife. She nodded.
assent .'Well, he continued, II hate
that fellow like a cat hates hot soup,
and if ever get achanee Z II 'paralyze'
him. Then his wife asked: fare YOU
going out to see another man at the
close Of this actpv Smith hiccoughinglr
allowed that he was. 1.NVell, / tell YOU
what to do. dear; when you come back
90 over to Mr.. Brown and breathe on
him; that will .paralyze him. = RocAv
ester Post ItI0ress.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08

New and second hand furniture, household
goods Of every description. farming tools.
dry goods, clothing, crockery. groceries. booae
and shoes, and goods OF all kinds bought And
sold for cash.
u,vhslsaer,ws a~a pspaapang nnoA
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08
UVER WASHINGTON TERRITORY THURSDAY NOVEMBER g. 1888
NEWS ITEMS.

1t is reported German exports to the
United States are rapidly decreasing in
number and value.
There are 500 creameries in Iowa, and the
butter they make is eaten in nearly every
| civilized country on the globe.
1t is probable that Secretary Teller will
recommend the establishment of the Indian
industrial training school at Sitka, Alaska,
and common schools at other points in the
Territory.
Mr.. G. A. Sala says: "America may be
politically a republic, but socially and sem
timentally it is the women's kingdom. From
Cape Cod to the Golden Gate the American
woman is queen"
In twenty-one years the people of the
United States have paid in internal revenue
taxes over $4,000, 100000. OF this sum
Pennsylvania has paid S226, 900, 600, New
York S556, 900, 600 and Illinois $780, 000,-
000
The governor of Texas declares that if he
had an army of so, 600 men at his command
he couldn't stop the destruction of fences,
the stealing of sheep and the numbering of
negroes which are of such frequent occur
renee in that state.
auutTson, CIltl tnpluttI VI luc
Northern Pacific, says that the Mullan tun-
mel will surely be completed this month,
and the Bozeman bore some time III January.
Then the necessity of lifting the trains over
the mountains will be obvated.
The new contrivances for saving the -four
gold on the Snake river placers are working
well. Two parties are working the new sys-
TEN, one of which, composed of three men,
are cleaning up 500 of fine gold per day,
and the other, though refusing statement,
are certainly doing as well.
1t is definitely settled that the recently
| discovered Ceur d'Alene placers are located
within the boundaries of Shoshone county,
Idaho. All accounts agree that the mines
are rich and extensive. but all equally agree
in advising prospectors to stay away until
| the winter is over.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08
PACIFIC COAST.

Dan Haggerty. well known saloon
keeper. was shot dead on the meyping of the
9th ult., at Prescott, by John Eiius, = bar
tender at another saloon.
Joseph Heriot, living near Cowlitz river,
was in Portland to stop payment of certain
checks and to look for the confidence oper-
ator who swindled him out Of $1,000 in
checks and greenbacks in Frseport few
days ago.
Snow has been falling for seme time in
the new mines IN the Ceur d'Alene mount
aims, and mining operations are about closed
for the season. Nuggets valued at 81 l, $50
and $50 have been taken out. and claims
are reported as paying from $40 to $50 per
day to the man.
Saws the Waitsburg Times Hon. I. H.
Breuts promises to do all he can to secure
the admission of Washington Territory as a
state at the coming session of congress, but
he has small hopes of succeeding. We be-
lieve the securing OF our admission at the
present time is not within the range OF pos
sblllties.
Walla Walla Statesman The result Of
this years harvest has been so satisfactory
in yield that the majority OF our wheat
growers are generally adopting the success
full plan of sowing their wheat IN the dust,
as soon as possible. Vast quantities have
already been sown, and every one in the
business is actively engaged in fall sowing.
The Kittitas Locali=er has learned recently
that valuable coal mine has been discov-
cred on the east side of the Cascade mount
aims. and not over days ride from Ellens
burg The coal resembles the Cumberland
coal, and company OF six persons are IN
terested in the find. A cabin is being built
at the mine, and preparations are making
for its development. The seam Is some SIX
feet in thickness. Sixteen locations have
been made in the district, which about COW
ers the whole discovery.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08
ST. LUKE'S PARISH SCHOOL,
Vancouver. W. II.

Rev. A. s.. Nicholson, Rector.
Kiss A. Loomis, Principal and Teacher
Of English and French.
Mrs. II. e. Nicholson. Teacher of Music.
There will be three grades taught in this
school, and the prices made to correspond
more nearly with those in similar schools.
Pupils will be charged from their entrance to
the close Of the term. No deduction made
for absence of less than two weeks. The us
ual discount allowed when two or more pu-
pills attend from the same family. All bills
payable in the middle of the term.
TERMS:
Per Session of 10 Weeks:
Primary Department...... .......... SO %
Preparatory .................. lW
Higher .................. 500
Music. Instrumental and vocal culture. IA 90
Use of piano one hour per day. .. 200
Application may be made at the Rectory, or
at the school.
Vancouver, Aug. 81, 1882.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08

LA CENTER, Clarke Co., w. T.,
October 10Th, 1883.

At public meeting called to obtain the
views of the people of the Lewis River
country in regard to the proposed building
of locks on the East fork of said river by
the Farmers Transportation Company
Joshua Lyons was appointed chairman, and
Thos P. Otwell secretary. The following
resolution was submitted and adopted:
Resolved, That we, the people of the
Lewis river country, are opposed to the
granting to any company or corporation
the right to build any locks or dams upon
the east fork of Lewis river or any works
or improvements whatever that will inter-
fere with the free navigation of said river.
THOS. p OTWELL Sec'y.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08

A love-.ick swain in describing a
kiss, says it is a draught that passes
through the system like a bucket of
water through basket Of eggs-but
when you feel drowsy, stupid, lazy,
and your head aches and your liver
don't seem to do its duty, aud you are
costive aud occasionally you have bill
iousness, you need dose or two Of
Swayne's Pills-and remember they
will put your system in apple pie or
der before you are aware OF II. All
druggists keep them ut IS cents per
box or 5 boxes for 81. Try them.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-11-08
prohahIv the largest crane yiI

Probably the largest grape vine in
Oregon, says the Oregon City Enter
prise, is an Isabella belonging to Mr..
j. =. Blanchard, Canemah. The root
was obtained from Mr.. Peter Wise
about thirty years ago, Mr.. Wise OBJ
tanning his from the now celebrated
Mission stock, California. 1t is forty
four inches in circumference, running
laterally one hundred and forty feet
with another branch at right angles
seventy feet long. In a distance of
ten feet seventy-two large clusters
were found. The fruit from this vine
is excelled by none for size, color or
flavor.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-06-12
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, Jefferson Bruce, by his certain deed
of trust, dated the 26th day OF March, 1881 and
recorded in the recorders office of Pettis COUNT
at deed trust book Is, page 200, conveyed to to
undersigned CraEdall as trustee, all his right
title interest and estate, in and the following
described real estate situated in the county Of
Pettis, state of Missouri viz: The half Of the
southwest quarter OF the southwest quarter If
section thirty-fve, township forty-six, Of range
twens two. Which said conveyance was made
in trust to secure the pay Of certain promis-
sorry note, in said deed described, and whereas
said note has become due and is unpaid now there
FORE in accordance with the provisions of said deed
Of trust and at the request Of the legal holder Of
said note, shall proceed to sell above described
real estate, at the court house door, in the county
Of Petts state aforesaid the highest bidder for
cash, at public auction, on
MONDAY, THE 18th DAY OF JUNE, 1883,
between the hours Of nine in the forenoon and i've
in the afternoon Of that day, to satisfy said note
together with the cost and expense Of executing
this trust o. A. CRANDALL Truetee
Dated this ed day May, 1883. 5-29w3t
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-06-12
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, z. r. Marco, by his certain deed Of
trust, dated the s,h day of August, 1882 ard re-
corded in the recorders Office of Pettis county, ut
trust deed hook % pages $50 and 597, convey ed
the undersigned, Henry Lamm, trustee, all his
right, title, interest and estate in and TO tie fol-
lowing described real estate situated in the county
of Pettis state of Missouri, viz: Lots seven, %,
and twenty, (20). in Never Il KahrS' addition 70
the city Of Sedalia. Which said conveyance w:s
made in trust 10 secure the pawn Mt of certain
promissory notes in said deed described, end
whereas, two Of said notes have become dUe and
are unpaid, now therefore, in accordance with the
provisions OF said deed Of trust and at the reqv
of the legal holder of said notes. shall proeee5 to
sell the above described real estate, at the court
house door, in the city of Sedalia in the county of
Pettis state aforesaid, 20 the highest bidder for
cash, at public auction, on
THURSDAY, The 3lst DAY OF MAY, 1883,
Between the hours of nj ne in the forenoon and five
In the afternoon OF that day, to satisfy said notes.
together with the cost and xps nses of executing
this trust. HENRY MANN,
5-1w5t Trustee
Dated this oath day of April 1883.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-06-12
TURTLES SALE.

Whereas, Alphouse 1etu, ard Antonio Tetu. hi
wife, by their certain deed Of trust, dated The oth
day OF August. isSa. and recorded rhe recorders
Office OF Pettis county IT trust dc Ell book 25 pa2es
IA and Is, conveyed to II e un6eTsign I, Henry
Lanm, trustee, &il their right, title. iutel I and
estate in and the following described resi- estate
situated in the county Of Pettis STATE Of Missouri
viz: Lots seven, 90, and twenty, eco, in Never
karhs' addition TO rhe city Of Sedaiia. Which
said eonvesance was made IN trust 10 ,eeure the
payment OF four certain promssorv no in said
deed described, and whereas. CT said notes
have become due and are unpaid now tilerei r.,
IN accordance with the provisions Of said deed OF
trust and at the request OF the esel holder of said
notes, i shall proceed 10 sell above described
real estate at the court house door in the city of
Sedaia, IN the county of Peris state aforesaid, to
the highest bidder, for cash. at public auction, on
THURSDAY, THE 31st DAY OF MAY, 1858,
between the hours of nine in the forenoon and I'VE
in the afternoon Of that day, satisfy said rotes
together with the cost and expenses of executing
this trust. HENRY LAMM
S-lw5t Trustee
Dated this Gath day Of April, 1888.