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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
JENKINS 4 SASS A

From the Globe Democrat, Oct. 22.l
The following named steamers. In number
over 100, are represented In the steamboat
gallery Of jenkins & Sass, No. sos North
Commercial street. Among the list are pic
lures Of SOM Of the earliest boat on record.
finest Of the world. Jenkins y Sass extend
Q welcome invitation to all to call and view
the gallery: Atlantic, Altoona, Al. Shotwell,
Autocrat, Andy johnson, Arkansas. Annie
r. Sill er. Bismarck, Baton Rouge aground
at falls at Louisville, ~, Belle Pike, Bowl
Bradish johnson, Belle OF Lacrosse, Buckeye
State. Clinton, cabin Of James Howard, City
OF Helena, (2), Canada, COrnelix, Carrier,
Calypso, Chesapeake, cabin Of Katie, City Of
6t. Louis, cabin Of City OF Alton. cabin Of
Belle Of Alton. cabin Of J.. n, White, City Of
Providence, City Of y; Paul, Dubuque, Dayen-
Edward J. Gay. Fisvills, fleetwood, Florence
Lee, Florence Stern, Ream & Co.'s wharf,
boat, K. J. Lackland, race of Natchez and
Lee. race Ut ndlan and Baltic, Rob Roy.
Richmond on dock, Selkirk, steamship Drew,
ship Tennessee and pilotboat, Shamrock,
Southwestern, Sadie Converse, T. L. McGill,
t. cumseh Quilt IN 1926 Vicksburg, Wild
WatOner, W. j. Lewis. VIM. Pike, War
Eagle. W. N. Chancellor, Lake Superior,
Mary MeDo.sld, M9Intaineer; lake steamer
l5), Mary keene, Manitoba, Montana
(2). Milwaukee. Maria Denning, Minneapolis,
Magnolia, Memphis, M. 5. Mephsm, Nellie
Peck, Natchez (a). Octavia, Ocean Wave, p.
w. Slrader, Princess, Peoria City, Phil Sheri-
dan Rudolf, Red Cloud, Robert h. Lee (2),
Ruth (sidewheel), ForecastIe, st. Julia, Fash.
lon, Gem City. u and rurk, Gen. Anderson,
Grand Republic, Great Republic, Helena,
Hard Cash, Hudson and J"hn Howard OH
Paducah marine way, II. 5. Turner, Indiana,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
TWISTS AND IW!NGtS.

ssNy brethren,' shouted DR.. Talmagc one
bright autumnsl Sunday, s'here ia a Lesson from
the cornfeld. God has arranged that the ear
and the husk Oh all be parted. Every rheumatic
pain Is bus a thrust Of the huskinx- peg. and
every neuralgia twinge is only a twist Of the
husksr.
Possibly; but nobody wants to be husked, for
oil that. and nature teaches US to resist the pro-
cess. Therefore, we accept with gratitude
whstevsr helps as to suppress those very twlsts
and twInges.
From his pleasant home, Greenmoat, near
Sing Sing. N. Y. n. Alfred Baer,a French
gentleman writes:
IT have suffered almost intolerable tsrments
from rheumatism Tor many years. Or the nu-
nersus remedies which l tried. none benefited
No. But Parker's Tonic gave me great satia-
faction. I certify with pleasure that it restored
my health You are welcome to publish this
and u.e my name"
Messrs. Hiscox 4 Co, call especial attention
to the fact that this preparation. which has been
known as Psrker's Ginger TonIc, will here
after he advertised ami sold simply under the
name of Psrker's Tonic. AS unprinciplsd deal
es are constantly deceiving their customers by
substituting inferior preparations under the
name of ginger, and ~ ginger is really an I'M
important Ingredient. We drop tho misleading
word.
tion itself. and all bottles remaining In the
hands of dealers. wrapped under the name OF
Parker's Ginger Tonic. contain the genuine
medicine II the facsimile signature OF Hiscox3
Co. I: at the bottom Of the outside wrapper.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
THE BIGGEST FALL: ON RECORD,
Is. s. Cox at Newark, Ohio. ]

The republican party as 1 said before had
an awful big fall last year. There was never
such a fall in politics since I can remember.
1t was not exceeded in 1910, when the wings
beat the democrats. I can remember only
one story to illustrate it. [Laughter.l And
that Is about a colored man over in Virginia.
de got religion. and Joined the Baptist
church, and then they said to him; s.Jim.
We want you to give in your experience be.
fore you are baptized" And Jim got up.
with the sisters around him and all the breth.
rem OF the church and said: brethren. T
Will tell you why l got 'ligion. Last night I
was sleepin', and had a vision, and dreamed 7
saw the ladder of Jacob let dow from heb
ben. 1t came right down from de clouds.
snd looked awful beautiful. and a voice was
heard saying, Come up de ladder. Jim, cline
mp de LADDER and 1 clum. And the voice
said: CLINE up de ladder, Jim, clime,' and I
clum, and l clum faster, clum up to de clouds.
de voice came a saying: CLINE, Jim.
clime,' and / clumb up trough de ros; clouds
an de voice came down, saying: 'CIime, Jim.
cline! and l clum, and 1 clum until de gates
Of hebben, where 1 could See de gates Of
pearl and alabaster, and every thine was
radient with glorv but de ladder was too Short:
and l saw an angel standing dar At de gates
who said, Cline Jim, clue, and I clum TIN +
got to de top of de ladder, and de angel said
Niger got the damndest fall that ever any
mig er g't." (Great laughter and applause.
Gentlemen, le''s give them another fall this
AL. "A voice; Give them . big fall."l
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
SOME OF THE REASONS.

The Washington Post thus sums up the
reasons assigned by certain republican lead
ers why they lost Ohio:
Pension Commissioner Dudley says apathy
did il,
Senator John Sherman says temperance
did it.
Deacon Smith says beer did it.
Benjamin Butterworth says whisky did it.
Editor Halstead says wool did it.
The internal revenue department says wine
did it.
Ih interior department says "The damned
Dutch" did it.
First Comptroller Lawrence, who never
lacks tor a theory nor words in which to sub
merge it, says the second sighted mon and
the fortune tellers did it.
1t strikes q correspondent of the Post, how
overland in his view we cordially Join that
the democratic party did it That party,
however, has done more than elect Hoadfy
and defeat Foraker.
1t has made the commissioner of pensions
less anxious to run for governor of In
diana.
1t has entirely "squashed" the life out of
John Sherman's presidential boom.
1t has made Deacon Smith inquire why he
ever chose Halstead for his wiked partner.
1t has also caused Editor Halstead to in
quire with some bitterness of feeling why an
alliance with true goodness is always SO dH-
astrous in q political way!n
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
JERE BLACKS RETORT.

One day the late Judge Jere Black was sur.
rounded by a bevy of his personal friends on
the floor of the House of Representatives.
among the rest Judge Mercer, then the Brad.
said, Judge Black. you have more friends on
tIis side of the house than On yuur own,
You ought to be a republican. If you would
join US. we would appreciate you and give
YOU due promin nee" To which Judge
bia K made reply, that he knew it all to be
true; the Republicans Were good fellows: he
would like to he one of them, ard there wa on
~ one thing in the way. "If, he said. .sthere
was no hereafter. | would in the Republican
party ut once. Nothing deters me but the
fear OF h ell.'
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
LIGHT-BLUE LAWS.
From the New York Times. 7

It is = mistake to suppose that the statute
under which Justice futile Of East Haven
imposed fines upon a number of persons for
driving over the Foxon road last Sunday is
one Of the old colonial blue laws. The almost
obsolete Sunday law Of Connecticut l. q mod
i6catlon Of one of the old laws, but in COM
parison with the original it appears to be q
very light blue indeed. Here are some of the
restrictions formerly placed upon the inhabi-
tants OF the dominion Of New Haven on the
Sabbath day.
l. No one shall cross q river on q Sabbath
day but an authorized cler, gyman.
IL. No one sh.'ll run on The Sabbath day. or
walk in his garden or elsewhere, except to
and from meeting r%everently.
Ill. No one stall travel. cook victuals,
make b.d,. sweep house, cut hair or shave on
the sabbath day.
~. No woman shall kiss her children on
Sabbath or fasting days.
on SATURDAY..
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
NO TIDAL WAVE SAYS THE n. Y.
TRIBUNE.

The Tribune says: "The Ohio election
means that the presidential contest of next
year will be one OF peculiar earnestness. The
great parties present the appearance of be-
ing so evenly balanced that q few hard blows
may turn the scale one way or the other.
There will be no tidal wave, unless some ex-
citing cause, now, unforeseen, arises. The
republican party will not have an easy victory.
On the other hand, no shrewd politician will
bequick to assume that it is doomed to defeat.
The party must prepare for the ~fiercest at
tack 1t has ever withstood. The democrats
will be so much encouraged by a showing
better than many of their own Leaders ex-
pected hat they will gather up all their
strength for the struggle next year,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
A SHOT FROM THEN Y. SUN.

The beaten Republicans are at a loss TO ex-
plain their defeat, even 10 their own satisfac-
Deacon Richard Smith thinks the
wool growers did it. Field Marshal Halstent
thinks the wine growers did it. John Sher-
man believes that Foster did it, and Foster
probably hasn't recovered from his daz d con-
dition sufficiently to do any thinking about it.
At any rate 1t Is done. brethren, and well done.
trihuted to it unawares. The people have
simply registered their decree that the repub-
lican party must go. That is the meaning of
2 Democratic governor aud = Democratic leg
stature in Ohio.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03

II the skin be yellow and the bowels constlpa-
ted; If you have ringing In your ears and dull
pains in The side. sick headache, sour
stomach, hot or dry skin, spots before the eyes.
bad taste In your mouth. cold feet and hands,
sieeplness. glddiness. loss of appetite, bad cir
culation of the blood, swelled limbs, etc., you
may safely conclude our liver is out of order.
The liver is more apt to become disordered than
any other organ of tht body, as the duty 10 to
filter the impurities from the blood. When 1t
becomes weak. obstructed and diseased it must
fail to do Its duty, and the whole body suffers
Go to C. W. Loomis and get a bottle Of Whites
Prairie Flower, the great Liver Panaoea, which
has the largest sale of any liver medicine in the
world. Charles W. Loomis will present you
one dollar and sixtg-ave cents worth of choice
music with each IS cent bottle. Sample twenty
hvs cents. aprl3eowly
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
PRESENT POWER.
io-M orrow n Long Way Off When
Help Is Wanted

Ao~NAoIEo" u Long Way Off When
Help Is Wanted lo.Day.
Comfort is never in a hurry. Pain and dis
tress are In hot haste. Il Is to the .sfriend in
need'' the friend who does something now-that
the old adage pays the compliment Of being "a
friend indeed" That they do rot keep the
sufferer In suspense is the salient excellence of
BENSON'S CAPCINE POROUS PLAsTERS.
The plasters OF other da~ys-whether porous or
until Tomorrow: We
can promise nothing on the spur of the mo-
ment.' But pain unrelieved, like hope deter
red, maketh The heart sick Benson's pIasters
act on application. They permeate. soothe.
warm and heal. containing, as they do. cheni-
cal and medicinal AGENTS OF the higest e hciency.
Their motto IL now, and the genuine have the
word Pei cut in the middle of each plas-
er. Price IS cents. seabury & Johnson. Chem
ts, New York. .lml
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
A SETBACK TO SUNSET COX.
IS. 8. Cox. in Youths Comnanion.1

70. .. COX, III 1outn'B C0mpa6l0n.I
Sometimes the speaker to . miscellaneous
crowd receives q retort as unexpected Is it
IL unweloome. l recall one I received In the
rink at Newark, New Jersey. in 1876. Wy
were jubilant for November. There were
5000 people present, full of enthusiasm
Senator Bsyard had just addressed
them, and there was a storm o. applause.
With wild eye and outstretched arms 1 solic-
Tied silence, and my first words-ofg glory and
exultation-were, "We',e got 'em T. Before
the echo of the enthusiastic audience Comeback
to me some fellow in the remote corner Of
the rink. with a voice. like a fife. cried out.
you've got 'em bad! What's your liquorp'
Roars of laughter followed. IL was y settler.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
TIRED ALL OVER.
What Rested and Refreshed a
Weary Man In Memphis.

"No. 1t never amounted to an acute pain, but
continued to be II dull weary ache in IN. small of
my back" writes Mr.. James Thomas, Of No.
80 Madison stree. Memphis, Tenn. This was
% Old experience, and life became duil music.
l was tired al over, with pain in the lower
limb. AID a habit Il lying awake OF nights.
tried Que OF BkNSON's Caffeine
PLASTERS aud ass decidedly r-iiev ID
within twenty four hours. II may have been
Providence that did the work, but 1 give the
credit TO Bens"n's porous plaster {" MIR. Thorn
as rev.rentisl idea toes him credit but Provt-
dence works by agents. and among them Ben
sons plaster ranks Il OF rs an external remedy.
1t acts quickly in relief and healing, AMI rem
ders life better worth living. Price s3 cen,s,
Look In the middle Of the plaster Tor the word
Ask your physician abcuti Sea.
bury 4 Johnson. Chemists. New York. osml
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
ETNA INSURANCE COM Y,

"a YEARS OLD.
Io0i A6So8. ,Oo4 $40 o.
Reserve for Re-lnsurance ......... ,5s3, l61 20
Reserve Tor losses and other claims. 27S, PSI u
Net surplus to Policy Holders. z ,l83, ls2 II
K. WINSOR q SON. Agents,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
AN UNEXPECTED REPLY.

A young married couple were seated at tea
the other evening with q few Of the wife's
most intimate young lady associates, when
tue subject II good husbands came up.
The young wife took this occasion to mag
nifs the good qualities Of her husband, saving
ne Tas not only good and Toying and Ill that,
hut he had proven himself Of great value In
the performance Of household duties. especi-
life.
He would wash dishes" she said. "sweep
the floor. make up beds, and actually cooked
whole meals!"
Well" replied one of the young ladies,
anxious to say something. the il = daisy, and
ought to have been presented with = chrome
"oh, I did present him with one.n rcnIied
the rogui-h little wife, land it weighed nins
ppunds.". ~
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our Agents.
of the following pcrsons will be-
TRANSFERS OF REAL ESTATE.

Furnished weekly to the I~ntelligencer b.
Captain j. D. Conner, recorder Of deeds o
Lafayette county, Mol
Abstract of the deeds filed in the office o
Recorder of Deeds from Saturday, Oct, 2
to Saturday, oct. q, A. D., 1883. Only suct
as contain covenants OF warranty contained
in list.
T.. S. Chandler to Henry Ander-
son, lot 10, blk l, Pomeroy's add to-
80. IS, -; 50 acre s,7oo o.
y. A. Jones to Henry Lowry, W hf
n hf sw II, 40, 25; IL acres......... $50 0e
John W. Davis to Mary F. Hins.
lots Z and 8, blk 81, st. Thomas nd
T. Williamson to Christian Der.
IS; 50 acres 49,, -. -. $500 o.
NV NV !, IS, *; 10 acres ......... 1000 o.
G. G. Catron to Z. NJ. Edwards,
INF ne NV; and n hf sw sw 20, 61,24,
y NJ a:t i. Busord to I'D: Fiistoe, j 3" "
on W side g hfnw 80, 81, 24......... l 0e
John d.. Fristoe to Louis Duvsl,
acres, all in 20, 81, n. ............. 500 90
Henrietta Pool to Charles POOL
{, @. e; IS sores 1,eoo %
Perrie, lots j and >, blk j, MAYHEM. 100 %
John G.. Kroencke to Louis ehl,
lot s, blk B, CoseordIs s75 90
John Price TO George 81. Detering,
" b, sw Sc "a, 80, 25...... +. F.. 500. $50 90
ssring. Sc sw q, 80. q -. 1900 %
Mary 81. Walton and husband to
Andrew Ramey. sw Sc II, nj NV
NV n; and n hf ne %; and 3 acres
OF e end of n hf NV %, all In 40, 36;
1O2 acres ...... $500 90
Andrew Ramey to Jackson Brad.
lev. sw ne Il, 59,a6; 40 acres... 625 90
Henri hemnert to Henry Boese lot
to wellington. 1s %
Fred Willie to Henry Kerner ,pt lot
6S; and pit. lot 81, Hinkle's . to
Wellington. 49,. "a %
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
A QUIET RBBUKE.

Chief Justice Coleridge gave our public
men a hint and a quiet rebuke from which
they might profit, to the Improvement Of
their PRACTICES. He arrived in Chicago re-
Gently on Sunday morning and declined to see
any callers "n that day. He gave orders that
90 cards should be sent to his room, kept the
Saohath strictly and attended church, thereby
showing a respect for the day in which a
deficient. NA!
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
COULDN'T ANSWER.
lFrom the Rome sentinel1

IrrOm lhe Rome ScntlneI.1
Rufus, wha' come O. yo' brudder ?r
VIVA, brudder yo mean, NANNY - ..Whs'
br.'dder Now, Rufus, Is yo' ewan inter
mate dat dars been a freshe1 o. bows in yo'
ianibly r. M, nanny, ! i aint intermatin'.
but 20, knows dole man TUX seben of 'em oil
on q c!am hunt dis mornin' an nine OBJ de
res, ham come hum fo'm las nights coon
de meazles. an les' yo' means Glenn, dis kerr
mittee can't glib no repo't,"
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Notice to Families.

L. silverman is now prepared to supply
families fine brands of wines, Kentucky
whistles and imported French brandies. A
specially will be made Of this business by
him. Families desiring these articles can
send servants or others for the same, and all
orders will be promptly attended to, and
abstraction assured. augI1tf
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
Paint Paint |, Paint LII

Everybody who intends to paint give me =
call before you buy. II l canno sell paint to
you l will give it 10 YOU. l know l ran make
bedrock prices. Yane & Calvert's ready
mixed paints; Rubber paints; Collier White
Lead Company paints, best brands: varnish
es oils; brushes Of ali patterns. Come and
see! ONE and seel I make paints and
brushes 3 specially.
aprl4tf G. 10. BALLAD.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
WELL SAID.

Mr.. spurgeon has made the following strong
utterances in regard to the pulpit: Il wish l
knew how to preach. 1 wish to use not .
single word Of fine language, for l believe
that oratery has been the curse Of tie Christian
church. Ny one aim is to get ut the heart, and
bring the sinner to Christi
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
HOW ABOUT THE NEW ENGLAND
MILLS?
From the Boston Her.ld.1

There are children working in the mills In
New jersey who don't know what state they
live In or whether London is in Rev York.
Valuable citizens they will be a few years
hence.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
STOLEN

IRON my pasture, 5 miles north of a
M sates City and six miles from I'm
wellington: on Monday night. Oct. 1A
l5K hands high. neatly built. one while hind
loot. no brands. had u sucking colt winch was
Ieit IN the pasture. A liberal reward will he
tion ~ to her whereabouts.
ocH7us T. h. CAMPBELL.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
CALVES

ENROM nv pa sture.7 miles southeast 0<,
OF Lexington about the 18th inst. EE&SS
SIN HEAD OF CALVES; four of XX~0-
the'n SOLID RED. 8 Of these with smaII Tar I'M
lorrhead; one calf IS a RED AND WHITE. and
one Is a Roam This spring. calves, and an
heiiers A reasonable reward will be paId IN,
their return to me or for aa 70 Ibeir
" hereaDouts. O27tf b. NJ, LANKFORn
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
WISHED He WAS A DOCTOR,

A boy was making a great racket on his
drum in front of q house. Little bow" said
a lady. ''you must not drum here: there is a
lady sick In this house," .sWell." said the
boy, .! wish l was u doctor. There's some.
body sick in every house In town."
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
JUST B COLLEGE.

"Well," said a young M. D. just from col
lege, 81 suppose the ne vt thing for me to do
Is TO hunt for good situation and then like
patience on . monument wait for something
to d1s Yes ehimed in a bystander; land and
be On the patients"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
THOSE WHO OAOKLE LOUDEsT LAY
THE LEAST EGGS.

People who cit around and do nothing but
applaud the good deeds of others generally
ma . more noise than the real workers, and
usually imagine that they are performing
hen lays IN egg, the ROSTERS and biddies that
don't lay do most Of the cackling.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
ADMINIsTR NoTI1,C

E!IERS Of administration ON. the eststa
r. Oh slrsia MARI, deceased. were granted 70
ios, ISoessigned on the Srd day Of October,
Missouri. ~~y'
AZ persons having claims against said estate
Witnin one year after the date oil this uotce. or
toey may be precluded from snv bens6t 81 such
essSts1 and II such claims be not exhibited
"Asnin sWo years they will be forever barred
GEORGE u. BOONE.
OCg0tO AdmlnlAePnf0P '
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DUB DOGS DEAD.

Sweet little Sallie came into her Sunday
school class one morning, her eyes filled With
tears, and looking up into her teachers face,
said, sour dogs dead, and 1 guess the angels
were real scared when they saw him coming
RerS.v
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FINAL

NOTICE Is hereby given to all persons inter.
~ es!sd In the estate OF Edwin W. Bedford.
viii apply to make Q nnsl settlement Of ssid
ss.s1e. st the November term. 1855. Of the Pro-
pate court OF Lafayette bounty, Missouri. to be
Inc CITY Of Lexington. on the second Monday
o,,o,. GEORGE N. CATRoN,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
0h,MyBack!

That's a common express
sion and has a world of
meaning. How much suf-
fering is summed up in it.
The singular thing about
it is, that pain in the back
is occasioned by so many
things. May be caused by
kidney disease, liver COM
plant, consumption, cold,
rheumatism dyspepsia over
work, nervous debility, &c.
Whatever the cause, don't
neglect it. Something is
wrong and needs prompt
attention. No medicine has
yet been discovered that
will so quickly and surely
cure such diseases as
Browns IRON B1rTERs, and
it does this by commencing
at the foundation, and max
ing the blood pure and rich.
VIM. P. Marshall, of Logans-
port, Indiana, writes: My wife
has for many years been trou-
bled from pain in her back
and general debility incident
to her sex. She has taken one
bottle of Browns Iron Bitters,
and I can t~ruthfully say that
she has been so much benefited
that she pronounces it the
only remedy Of many medi-
cines she has tried"
Leading physicians and
clergymen use and recon-
mend Browns IRON BIT
TIERS. 1t has cured others
suffering as you are, and it
will cure you.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03

.sHey, Johnny! is your daddy home ~
"You're right he is" s'WeIl, will you tell
him I want to see himv '.Oh, he knows
that good enough an THAT'S why he's run out
an hid in the Woodshed."
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
JOAQUIN MILLER ON MALONE,
From the Philadelphia Press.l

IrroM the FhIladeIphla Press.I
Alas and alas, for broken idols! In Boston
| found that General Butler was hated
heartily hated. But here | find that Senator
Malone is not even hated at all. He is mere
" despised. So long as a man is hated there
Is nope for him. But when he is merely des-
pissed that is the end,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-11-03
w. n. HEDDEN'S
Computation ofInterest Made Easy.

The following certificate. given by our en-
Client county superintendent Of common schools
speaks for itself. Mr.. Holden will visit most Of
the county districts during the isll and will take
pleasure in showing his work to teachers and
others. His present postoface address u HIg-
ginsville, Mo-: -.
LEXINGTON. Mo-, August 25, 1883.
Having examined Mr.. W. H.. H0lden's ''Com-
puiation OF In crest Made Easy" l take lUlexs-
ure IN saying that I dnd his methods SIMPLE,
brief and accurate, and worthy Of especial ten
ton In our schools, G NJ. CATRON,
slu County Commissioner