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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
unAuusuR OF THE COLOSSEUM.

1t is impossible to be disappointed in the
Colosseum, no matter how exalted have been
ones expectations, writes correspondent
of the Philadelphia bulletin. Nothing in
Rome can in any way compare with this
magnificent ruin, of which enough of the
original structure remains to show clearly
what it was in bygone ages, and to fill the
spectator with admiring awe. 1t is not yet
surrounded with cheap looking houses, wine
shops and provision booths; the city has
not yet crept quite close up to its walls it
stands in dignifed solitude, the most impress.
sive symbol of the gr' etness and power of
Rome. We visited it first on still sunny
morning the grass, even now towards
Christmas time, is green ms in June; from
thousand interstices III the old walls spring
wild flowers, ferns and running vines. and
birds sing sweetly as they dart in and out
through the arches, tame and fearless. We
sat down on q block OF marble in the centre
of the arena, and recalled the old. old stories
of the deeds of valor and of blood done
within these walls so many ages ago, and
felt that here indeed is ancient Rome. But
why, why did Mark Twain, that cleverest of
iconoclasts, suggest the similitude between
the Colosseum, as We see it now. and "a
bandbox with biece bitten out of the side I"
For the idea rises in IL mind the moment I
come within sight Of the mighty pile, and
tho comparison is SO absurdly excellent as to
excite ones risibles in spite of the profound.
" solemn aspect of the Colosseum
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
A TICKLED HOOSIER.

An Indiana farmer walked into the house
he other day with a tckled look on his face
md his hat on his ear, and called out
by gum Hammer, what do you
hink ~
What's happened now?"
Yon know that fellow who sold me tn,
,hun and had me sign paper?"
Yes"
"Well, that paper was a note for $50"
"Noa ~ ~
"True as preaching. And what else do
you suppose ?"
" He sold it 2"
Right, you are. Went and sold it to a
bank in Vincennes, aud I've got to pay it,
Think of it, Hammer my note good huff to
be sold to n bank four stories high, aud with
plate-glass windows, aud they send me just
the same kind of Il notice to pay as they
would a rich man. | must let Oil Sims hear
of it in some way. The Sims family look
upon us MS scrubs, and here we nre treated
the same MS il we rode in a keerdge behind
four bosses !"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
LOST KNIVES.
What Becomes of the sharp BInded
Instruments.


A solemn problem is presented by the in
quiry What become of pins2 The disap-
pearance of cans which have contained fruit,
baked beans aud other alluring articles Of
diet is another unsolved enigma. No one is
wise enough to trace the whereabouts of the
mass of horseshoes which are always coming
off, and which, of course, cannot all be found
But with lost chords of music and the lost
arts must be reckoned the immense body Of
disappearing contrivances for cutting and
slashing, familiarly known as knives. Refer
ence is here made not to the table knife
putty knife, pallet knife or ehopping knife
but to the pocket knife, that huul5ls instru-
ment of pleasure and pain, and to the. knife
of the boy, and not of the graver aud o..lcr
class of whom the boys are fathers. WAT
becomes of boys pocket knives2 Arlh.
medically the question is large one. A
country village with its hundred boys loses ut
least on an average a knife and a half for
each boy every year. The boy who never
loses a knife is to be ranked with the boy
who never vets his feet, falls off a fence,
shrieks, Whistles laughs or cries when he
ought not, the phenomenal children, who
are grave from the first AMI prefer to sit
soberly by the fireside with the latest volume
of the climbing Cherao Series rather than
to indulge in noisy sports. If this village be
multiplied by the number of towns in a state
and allowance be made for greater popu-
lation the annual aggregate is enormous for
a single State and what n heap of staryed
knives, if brought togather, would be the re-!
suit of tabuiating statistics for all the States
Boston Adoeltiser.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30

Jos snIrn joins W. SMITH. ISAAC $. SLOWER.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
a GENIUS FOR MoNSTRosITIES.

"There is fellow named Patterson, In
New York" said Snowman to a reporter OF
the Philadelphia Times, that can tarn out
more artificial freaks of nature than would
fill every side show and circus in the coun-
try; but q freak isn't of much force if it
isn't real. Patterson can make anything.
from stuffed mermaid or u section of u sea
serpent to five-horned OK or winged
mule. Speaking about Patterson and mules
reminds me that along just after the war he
got an order from one of the Lipmans in
Cincinnati to make ten zebras out of mules.
Lipman sent on the mules and Patterson
proceeded to stencil them in black and cream
colored stripes. Patterson finished the job
in six weeks and got $500. The artificial
zebras were sent ON and advertised as q
feature in the street parades of the circus.
Everything was lovely for eight or ten days,
and then rain storm washed the stripes
half out and made the brutcs look so fright.
full that they had to ne sent back to Cincin-
natl. Patterson can take an ordinary COW
and transform her into beast with fou
horns, two of which are apparently growing
out of her eyes. The truth is the horns IRE
glned over her eyes The horns are taken
off at night, but the COW generally becomes
blind after q short time. lie can set glass
eyes in the middle of bulls forehead or in
his hips SO naturally that almost any one
would be deceived"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30

That long established and well
known hotel property, situated on
corner of Bridge and Union streets,
near the Depot, in Iambertville, N.
j., and known as "The Lambertville
House" The house contains about
forty rooms and is in every way
most eligibly situated for business ;
can be bought right, and to an en-
tcrprising purchaser, would prove a
capital investment.
A Good Brick Dwelling House on
the south side of York street, east of
Main, and contains 6 rooms and ct
tic, all in good repair. Well of good
water and cistern at the door.
No. 1. Is a nice three story brick
dwelling house, on Union
ST., between Yorl, and Dele
van, containing s rooms.
No. 4. A large brick dwelling house
with stable, on Bridge ST.,
near the depot. A good
business location, and in
position to grow in value.
No. 5. A brick house with vacant
lot, with barn, situated on
Washington and Coryell
sts, very cheap.
No 6. A large lot on the Delaware
and Raritan Canal, North
of Moorc's Spoke Factory.
Lot is "a #. on the canal,
and has three tenement
houses renting for a good
income, and the property
is also approaching in
value.
No. {. Isa frame dwelling and store
room with a bakery at
tached, situated on Della
ware avenue, one of the
best streets in the city. A
good location for the ball-
ing business, and can be
bought cheap.
Several other desirable properties
now in hand and for sale not includ-
ed in the above list.
Sept. IS, 1882.
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CLINTON, Iowa. April %. 1881

NLINioNj lON A. Aplli @3i lOOi'
:" wish you would send me a spring
for the VIM. Ellery Watch :; = i BY the
way, this Ellery is n watch | sold in your
Screw Bezel Case to farmer last fall
The first Of January he lost the watch
in the woods, and found it this week in
about one foot Of water. 1t had lain
three months and over in snow andwater,
with but slight injury to the watcl,--only
a hair. spring.
c. S. RAYMOND"
The above were very severe tests, and
demonstrate beyond doubt, that for any
reasonable length of time during which a
watch might be under water it would re-
ceive no injury whatever.
We make these cases in both gold and
silver, and as a Perfectly Dust
Proof Stena-YVindimg Watch
Case, Challenge the World to
Produce las Equal.
FOR SALE BY ALI FlRSlCLASS JEWELLERS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
Wednesday, May 80, 1883.
LONGING BACK.

Oh, come there now such perfect days,
Such rare delightful weather
AS that we knew when long ago
We trod the woods together.
The mellow sunshine, warm and bright,
Shone DER the ripping river,
md zephyrs singing through the tees
Set all the leaves aquiver.
The little birds sang loud and clear,
Their hearts with Joy ran over;
They fingered near-why should they fear
maiden and her lover?
We climbed the high hilrsrugged side
To watch the sunsets glory;
But both forgot the FURNISHED sky
In telling loves old story.
The red light streaIned along the west,
token of fair weather,
And silently we, hand in hand,
Went down the hill together.
Oh, days have come and days have gone,
With fair and cloudy weather.
And we are walking, hand In hand,
Adown life's hill together.
--Lanta Wilson Smith
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30

For good goods and popular prices,
go to Mackey's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30

" VALDosTA, GEORGIA, July 90, 1882
: sold one Of your Patent Dust Proof
Cases about ten months ago, and the
other day it came back to me with the
request to make it wind easier. On ex-
| animation | found that the stem was
rusty, and inquired into the cause of it.
The gentleman stated to me that he was
starting some saw-logs that had lodged
in the bend OF the river, when his chain
caught in a bush and threw his watch
into twelve feet of water and he was
about two hours finding it. When he
got it ont it was running and lie thought
all right In about three months he
found that the stem was hard to turn
and sent it to me.
| can say that the watch is all that the
company claims for it and recommend it
to all railroad and mill men.
Il. w. BENTLY."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30

A general assortment of Hardware
Pocket and Table Cutlery,
Carpenters Tools,
Agricultural Implements, Lamps,
Housekeepers Goods in endless variety
Cement, Caleine Plaster and Plastering Hair
Brass and Iron Fittings for Gas, Water Steam
Iron, Lead and Terra Gotta Pipe,
Vases, Chimney Tops and Fiues,
Bath Tubs, Water Closets,
Iron Wash Stands, Plain or Enameled
Rubber Hose, Bar and Sheet Lead,
Hydrants, Pumps, Hydraulic Rams &c. &C
--o--
Estimates for any work In my line will be fur
nshed on application.
An WORK GUARANTEED.
A. c. GANDEy,
Dec. 20, 1876. Lambertville, N J.
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AYERS PILLS.

-,
large proportion OF the diseases winch
cAstse human suffering result from derange.
n.i,. of the stomach. bowels. and liver.
.,.,,.s s,,,r,,.,,.r,c Pr u, ,i;ractlv mon
. "a : - = -,
these organs, ana are especially designed 70
cure the diseases caused by their derange-
.-ie"'' ine''''iig Dohs',pa.io". muses.
lion, dyspepsia, Headache Dysehtery.
III host of other ailments, for all OF
which lAey are 4 safe. sure. prompt. and
$50, r,.,,,a.t. ,,1,o ssta,s,vs use 81 these
- y 80 -,
by e'iliiieht physicians IN regular prae-
q, slowr Enthusiastically the estimation III
.se.e tites are held hy the medical profess
4
iA.se FILLS are compromises o. seselssple
''fVs ""ia a'i'' ~ "osoi.'els A'''
L. ~ a'''is' ''''''' s"''s ''s
y sufferer from ii es,dache writes:
- - ..,,,,,,.,;a, 49, ~ - na
snaisrer from Headache, and your
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
HOWE PLATFORM SCALE,
The best Scale Manufactured.
BIT ILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION AND
OTHER STOCKS BOUGHT AND SOLD.
DEEDS, Hortgages and other 7,apers aofitteJa
and titles e,ran1tBed

Persons wishing to buy property will do well to
consult the list given below, and those having any
for sale will ind it 10 their interest 10 have !
Gatalogued, that attention may he called to it,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30

M Bells-Alarm, Gong. Cab and House; Bed
Casters, Base Knobs, Balances, SPRING
III Back Flaps Butter Prints, Butter Ladies'
~ Butter Moulds.
N oils-Flaxseed, Tanners, Black and West
" Virginia.
IN Oil Stones Oilers, Openers, Box.
" Zinc Paints, Zine White, Zine Oilers.
~ Egg Beaters Edsing Knives, Engineers
h Hammers, Eseptcheous,
Ds Rack, Pulleys Racks, Clothes Hat and Tow
la ell; Rail, Barn Door
6 Sad Irons-Mrs. Potts Patent saa Irons
- Safety Fuse, Sand Paper, Saws, Wood
TT uphesters' Hammers, Union Clothes Ring
~ ers, union Hinges.
NJ Nippers Nails--Nails, French Steel Wire
an Nails, Hinge; Nails Picture.
r lee Hammers, Ice Balances, Irons, Pinking
Il Iron Waffle Iron Plane.
N olmstead Oilers, oil, Whale
ny Nails, set. Notched Belts Nut Crackers
IN Nails, Finishing, Nails, Cigar Box.
III lIinges--Brass, Rot Cast and Bronze
IA Hinges, Gate, Hinges, Shutter.
A AIDES. Axes, Anger Bits, Anger Handles,
IN Ais, Scratch.
ID Rakes cast Steel, Rasps Horse, Ratchet
III braces, Razors Razor strops,
~ Dividers, Door Rel Levers, Pulls, Door
- Tenders, Door Knobs, Drawer Pulls,
wv Waffle Irons, Wardrobe Locks Wood SAWS,
w Window Pulls Wire Cloth, Wire Nails
A Apple Pearcrs, Gorers and Steers Auiomat
IA locate Hinges Awning Blocks, Axe Handles.
ID Hand Saws, Hand Ploughs, Hand Drills
IL Emery, Eyes, Screw, Emecy Cloth, Escuieh-
IL cons, Real Bronze.
III Hammers, Halter Chain, Hand Bells, Hand
L. les, Hooks. Hinges, Hoes, llatchets,
~ Ox Balls, oil Cans, Oil Faucets.
IY Upholscrs' Nall, Upright Pulleys, liltrama-
rne Blue
{, sash Bolts, sash Cord sash Fixtures, Sau-
- sage Cutters aud StHlle rs, saw Frames,
IL Extension Bits Gar Locks, Oak Granting
~ Coors,
N. w. Cor. Union Il COryeAI sts.,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
THE NEW PATENT
BUST PROOF
STEM WINDING,
OPEN FACE CASE,
MANUFACTURED BY THE
AM ERICAN WATCH CO.,
WALTHAM MASS.


This case is formed in one solid piece
without joint or seam, opening in front
only, thus avoiding the usual Gap, and
securing greater strength and durability
These Watches are all open face. The
bezel, into which an extra strong crystal
is fitted with an especially prepared
waterproof cement is attached to the
case by screwing it thereon, and thus
forms an air-tight junction with the body
of the case, which is proof against dust
and moisture.
To railroad men, travellers. miners,
lumbefmen and others who are almost
constantly exposed and who have to make
frequent reference to the watch, these
qualities are Of the utmost Importance.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-30
Valuable Hotel PROPERTY.

The following properties are now offered for sal
AT hrirns and on lerfns psneilallY de sirnIle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-06-20

FAMILIES IN ONE ROOM.-Afr Bright's
appalling statement as to the number Of
families in Glasgow living in only one
room apiece is capped by the statistics of
oyercro wding in French cities given by
NJ. Nadaud in support of his bill dealing
with unhealthy tenements. According to
NJ. Nadaud, there are 219, 27O houses in
France without any window whatever,
and to which light and air are admitted,
when admitted at all, only through the
door or a hole in the door, which has to
be stopped in wet or cold weather. AL
lowing five people to a family, more than
100000 persons altogether must be
housed in this execrable fashion. Tn
Paris, although 10000 tenements have
been dealt with in the last thirty years
under the act of 1850, there are still be.
tween 5000 and 1000 families living in
single rooms without means of warming,
and between 1000 and 5000 in single
rooms with no aperture for light and all
-cupboards in fact Between 25,O0C
and 10000 habitat;ons consist of single
room only. "This side of the socia
| question: says the report from which
these statistics are drawn, ''has to be fac
! ed before. all others''-a conclusion which
is gradually forcing itself on the minds o
men i'll other countries besides France
London Pail Nall Gazette.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-06-20
THE GREAT LARD CRASH.

Nothing quite SO astounding or excit-
inc in the business world as the McGeoch
failure at Chicago on Saturday last has
occurred for many years. For some
months Peter McGeoch has been endeay-
oring to bull the lard market Of Chicago
and etup a corner on the slippery commo-
dity. Backed up by such men as Daniel
Wells and Alexander Mitchell, of Mil
waukee, bis transactions loomed up to
that extent that it took several millions
to run him in his deals Finally Mitchell
losing confidence IN McGeoch's power
and ability to control the lard market,
withdrew hissupport and others following
the example, left McGeoch stranded.
The total loss in the gigantic deal foots
up some 100000, nearly half Of which
falls CD McGeoch's shoulders, about 81,
100000 on Daniel Wells and the balance
on other parties. Mitchell appears to
have got cut Of the matter whole The
general verdict of the public IS that Nc
Geoch was rightly served.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-06-20

DREDGING THE DEAD SEA In reply to
an inquiry as to whether the clergyman
who is endeavoriHg 10 raise money to
dredge in the Dead Sea for relics of Phar-
oah's army will find anything, The
Boston Budget says it is one of those
questions which only time can solve.
German scholars do not think it was in
the Dead Sea that Pharoah was lost.
But in the Sea Of Reeds" the Serbon-
ian Bog. As for Admiral Preble's sug-
gestion about the relics Of the Spanish
Armanja, that is founded on actual
knowledge and on experience, which
makes any comment from q landsman
impairment It is known that two of
the vessels art lying off the Donegal
coast, and in 1852 thesanchor of one of
them was raised and sent to the British
museum. At that time the bulls seemed
to be entire, and several cannon lay
about one of the forecastles. About a
century ago the inhabitants of The coun-
try near the wreck raised some of the
guns, and, with fine antiquarian enthu-
siasm, sold them for old metal. IF Ad-
miral Preble thinks it is possible AMI de-
sirable for divers to examine these yes.
sells he is probably correct in his opinion.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-06-20
THE STAR ROUTE FI4SCO.

The star route trial came to an end
last Wednesday, the jury returning YER
diet Of mot guilty" The rendering OF
the verdict was delayed some days by one
of the iurymen having a severe attack OF
delirium tremens and his recovery had to
be awaited before a decision could be ar
rived at. Under such a disgraceful con-
dition of affairs it is not too much to say
that the country is very reluctantto ac-
quiesce in the result and public opinion
is by no means satisfied that justice has
been done. The case on the part of the
Government has been poorly managed
from the start, although at the same time
it must be admitted that the Government
had undertaken no easy task. To prove
a conspiracy was hard matter and
without being able to do this the whole
case had to fall. This trial from begin
ming to end has done great deal towards
preiudicing the minds of the people
against the present jury system and it
will probably lead to some notifications
and changes in the methods and customs
now in vogue in the conduct Of trials.