The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-12-27

-Tbot is ha,f granted With is denied
graciously.
A silent hour under tie stars NAV
vii per to your soul great thoughts of
eteruiIy.
If sI:ood viii tcll." yoa should be
careful about making conlIant5 Of your
relations.
Is is better to soak your feet than to
soak Jour Lead. but many young men
don't sec it in that way.
Mo ev and fame n1e two things men
VI rk hardest for, AID after d ath one Is
w. nth to them Ist about as much as the
other.
--The ono doctri 70 in W Itch al re7ig-
ions agrc is Tat now ligh' Is added to
I'll e niitd III prop,nticn as it uses that
vi isl it has.
Dob Burtl' tie says that his invalid
wife has made him al ihat he is. '.T1at's
It, mu ters the IIona,s's Joar.,aJ ''blame
1t all on your wife"
III rcc-fitlts Of the foshi, n lille satch.
olS anu po1AeG-nooks nre III l,le Of zig
sli'. That, at la t, is th3 alieg ltion,
u perhaps the alligator lies.
A V rmont mau who has been there
fsurte II times, says the nearest thi'
ahoat mi fortune with polecat is the
difficulty of keeping it a ,crot.
doctors gravely ASSERT that the per
SEPARATION coming ont on bald heads is
poi olou3. Taey have probably aua-
l3z,d the liquor that sOi--e baldhcatls
drink.
OF 4 misery man who died of soft
ening Of the brain, local paper says
''His hea gave away, but his HIN new
or dill. HIS brain softenc l, Tut lis heart
could 20"
The Boston GIobe thinks it would he
go ri idea TO get thirteen murd srers to
sit d 'wn to banquet to-ethcr 7 hen
some of them might die b,fore they were
pard med ont.
SOmel ody s7hs titutcd a pile of corn
cObs for tn douXhuuts Oh an Omaha
railway restaurant c runteT, and tEev were
ab"Ht two thirds eaten b; fore anybody
discovered wnat lad occurred.
Car wheels, fur litura and great
many other thing are now made of paper.
When they beg to make mems lIe-d
GOV ring of tho same material. foo'scap
will b. used to make bats for dulles.
- In a b4udoir-' Whn> lovely hair she
has, Suppose IL is her own2' "Ohl
Yes, of course it is. No douht if you ask
she will prove it. for she told me only
few days ago that she was careful to keep
ell her receipts
Darwin acknowledged himzeIfmatcit-
ed when his little Ii &c askel him, Sc
ii 'usly, what a cat has that no other ami
mai has. He CAV, it mp aft'r matu
Il .fifNor IL H.
swered kittens"
An English bishop queriors1y TO
IN ~r'Ied to his servant that he was dyi, e.
''yOH are going TO a better placr.r
~ Dhn," replied the TRelate. with al mir
# conviction, "there's no place like cid
Eu gland"
Sam. whcrefo' am de 'casiOn ob vcr
sor nose?' '.I~e been sunstrucll. Gem
''Dl<so2 How kim de visitation ?''
We'll yer see dat b y Rem an me was
hef in PUMPKINS last night, and Rem
pintad one lords me rather sprightlv,
an dar's de record 90 de c'lisjou. -
How arc you and your wife coming
on?' asked Galveston man of a colored
man. ''She has run me Of, boss
whats the matter2" 81 Is to blame,
boss. I gave her a splendid whits silk
dress, and den she got 30 proud she had
no Il c for me. She lowed 1 waste dark
to match de dress"
Everybody has heard of the jolly
Dutchman who, when the steamboat was
likely to sink, succeeded, after much
trouble, in finding Efe-preserver large
enough to fit bin. While he was trying
his best to blow it up a young fellow
standing by said "You can't fill that
with wind it leaks. Don't you ho ar it
sis ~ "Ish dot so2" he replied. "VeIl,
drinks, den, I potter keep de Wind In
minesef.