Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-04-10

M RI ran sekEA.
Say, do yoa think . little practical
joke does any hnTt, aaked ths bad boy
Of the RrocsrymAo, - b cone in with
his Sunday suit On. and Q boquee IN his
b1ttonhole, and pried OF . couple Of
fgs from nss box hat had JUS bsen
opened
sNo, SIR aid the groeeryman. q be
licked Oh the syrup that dripOed from .
quart measure from which be had been
filing . iuR. II hoad that man Who
Rsts mad at . practical joke. ths4 iayoos
that does mt injuro him, II . fool, and
b ought 10 b. Ghunned BY al decent
people. ThAtS . nics boQost yoQ have
h your eoat. What u IL, pansiss? Let
No ANAL of Il, !" and the axocoEyman
beut ovse IN front a. the boy 10 taxi .
vhi4 q the hoqusk A be did % .
stRoam Of water shot out Of the limo
cent looking boqust and struck him full
In tho I'm, and mn down osse his shirt
and the Hoesryman yelled murdsR. and
1o0 over q barrel q AKA holvoo and
oeythe snaths, and then gr0ped around
for towel 10 wipe his faoe.
"Y00 oo0dnm akunk,n said tho mo-
osry man 70 the bog, q be took up an
AKA helvs and started for him, what
kind Of Q Rolblsstsd squirt gun yon got
thsfsf IN maui you, 81 thnndse.' and
he rolled up his slesvea
"Thsrs, kssp your temper. ] took q
~ vots of you on the subject Of peas-
tical jokes, before the machine began to
play upon the condA0Eatioo that was
raging upoo your vhiaEey nooa. and you
saad . man that wsuld Ct mad q joke
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ny eocs 70 my panto PocEee, and tnere
= z ooio o. fnnoer snas nolds About halt
pn sno wnen Z I1uet .meaD o. NE
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w, ~ "as Hos 10 urAnk KING again. mas
IN
y" sslo we 10Y, ~ ne nileo ine
pulo w.tn vinegaf' 70 practice on ms
cnu.n, ~ was tnis bouquet than Ros pa
mo soo s.ouoae. !ou see ! got pa 70
s snm % =, ana ! 1oss niiee MN cnuck
Iuu ~ wasei. ne Ros MAD ana called
ms ~ 1nos OF names, ana SAID l was
40 eocC on earsn' ana l wonld feecn mp
~ ssAss PRISON, ana snen ne wanted %
OCi50w - % wear % me eociabae. He
~ nc w1uio nave more run than yoo
o ;: SNAKE 2 s:ick as, ana l asked MN
10 olcn snin1 ne wouid ietcn up IN
ssnso prison, anu 9e said II was diner-
ens Win man. he SAID whom man
psayeu 3oke snefe vas = certain dignity
9poos - snat vas isoktng IN o ooy. 80
iensis % nim. ana No all vent 70 the
eooaaoie IN the basement IN tho church.
never eee pa more kitteny than be was
Snas night. dc niled tho bulb with ice
water, ana tho nrst one he got to smell
OF nis outton-noie bouquet WAS an old
maio VINO thinks pa u heathen, but
nkee 70 % made something OF BY any
oo0y tnas wears pants, and when pa
sidieo up 70 her and began talking
about what great work the christian
wimmin OF the iand was doing IN edu-