Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-09-16

NOS or p Ir Eppu DOOh'Auu NaTmeu your
.'lru ave guessed it the first time"
said a. luy. This prOdigal sou bust
rs.. i,r.sii in theory, but in practice
IL a Lrs: i,,.ure. You see at sunday
..gfo.ii. .-,~on was about the prOdigal
IN sr.f -rp minister told us ali about
how tfc ;Dv took all the money he
,ru,a ~..,0r up and went away to a
f,.rsr, r,rgutry and painted the towns
nd ana ,urnt his money like a COun-
rvugu ar a circus, and how ne took in
.glt hts, and got broke, and got
hungry and took ajOb ~ the stock yard
aeding .rg>, and he vas 50 hungry he
r,ed 10 E.Ip the pigs eat their ratiOnS,
and fusly ne thought Of his home,
vEerer l,y mad pie, and he went home
|syp-r,.rr Ia be fired out, but his
Pa Was TickIed
/, D,yr him. and set up q free lunch Of
| aIfau TIE halfshell, and Rugged the boy
kDd mad Ann feel bully. When we got
home ps aud ma talked about the les-
I0n. ard - said il was one Of the most
t,ucf rc'rnngs he yer heard, and told
he tu,h.uE OiIt, and it would do me
goud. M.... the more l thought Oft the
|nOre [ IL. ke trying the prOdigal busi-
,u.au!I told my chum about it,
Ind D>sui he hadn't had any vacation
61dEp would go Off prOdigaling with me
tflwor,d gp, and wecOuld see the cOun-
E~y. ard lave a good time, aud come
|back aud ur received with open arms.
We'll. VT got all our money together,
bid q brakeman on = freight train, that
Eesto o"- church, cause
His " ife Sings
the q. IL. ne hid US i'm the cabOOse,
fld ". went 10 Chicago. . my, but We
ad s CIV, 3 time. ! never saw money
Elher 4 way it did with Us. We eat
ElOut 'w,l;r times q day, the first two
hayN al"'i n our appetifcs left Us, be-
49, Me- mt have any more money.
he t.. 50 nights We slept in a two
tliII- c.Ig house, the third night
V...,. Quad. and the fourth night
b s., i've police station. When
8rrm. .-. a - gone, half the fun was
] rE-. I'a low cau walk around with
.Iev .u .> pocket, he feels good, even
! be t..r ant To buy anything, but
8hsU'l money j. gone, he feels bad,
tZi y.., ,o buy lots of thing. We
J 4.tei W. .,av~ i4r our brakeman, and
flsnwr .n' on his train he
Pvt u in n Cattle Car.
q j, w. Vie. l traded my collar
ItoI .u- % postal card, and wrote TO
atla,. grndigal would put IN an APP
si-slre 40 nine T.. NJ, and for him to
! r.aI. Co. .aii on my neck, and to Sen1
al ,u Tie meat market for a hind
lsI,tr VI i.,'ed calf, and have plenty
gravy. loL wouldn't believe it, but
-tIe Wa uu carriage at the depot, and
bad 20 walk home. l could have
taouEy,l that, if there had been any
ing TO Eat when | got to the house,
There wasn't enough for = canary
10. Pa was there, however, and |
Just =. = 70 hold out my neck for
{" -1t rl ro weep, when he grabbed
't- De Uaud and came near twist
81, III, aLt then Returned me around
BEGAN CD play the bass drum on my
Ua- VIA his feet. / never was so
-"ye1 20 all my life, honestly. II
S not d treatment l had a right to
Pc. al jhty had told me about !
The ProdISal sou
n0.,ur urleS. ~ quick as / could
Pa my ay 'alh | asked pa what he
.tgLt l.. ITOdigal son Of the Bible
lvs would nave thought if his pa had
tA-.tt Hrm when he came home, and
pat h.Hi "t a story it would have
ale, i.t had told about the old man
ANng him 10y the neck aud kicking
pa al"ver the room instead Of falling
lAISn meek aud weeping, and giving
Lsyeal pot pie. Pa said he wasn't
.-LILg g1y old back number prOligal
u AMI uc thought his way was the
3, AID Le sent me to bed without any
.gptt. That settles the prOdigll BUSH
With lieuueTy. No o fatted
"T Hank, if you please" and the
got up and shook the herring peel.
OF hIs lap.
We'll how did your chum come
asked the grocery man, with
Z, he hasn't come out yet. lie is in
.Ockup' said the boy. His ma
ue police onto him, and when he
""tl Up they run him into
The Police station
tramp. | think We have both
-"L'trated that this climate does not
with the prOdigal business, and
S1V'ef much they may try TO teach
- BEAUTIES Of such stories, they do
cap u 10 try To initiate them.
Len ~ TO Chicago after this I shall
- parIor car, with lunch enough to
me anu a return ticket. / don't
ID" ,SNVauu II at all. Now | didn't do
Ut mean things in Chicago that
LIooIsal son Of old did in the far off
10y amt yet he got taffy when he
.Loh,r, n l got my spine broke,
Iay Ce all right, but they do thinSs
~sently N the old country Won
IN understand the kind ola proIi
Son you are said the grocery man
Ae slrlnEIed the floor from a wasb
pref aratory TO the semi-annuaI
rtlhS'out, you have got even with
Z p before this for his
Outrageous Treatment,
,s, mind you, l don't suggest nv
~ You 10 play on him, but from
4asrsS Auow Of you the account is
NIP oetOre now. Am | right OF
favEa' should remark. Any per-
hi, lHiuhs l cannot resent Suc6 an
PSl5 makes mistake as to the sort of
fNy A. son am. We had com.
ulnner to-day, and pa is ALWAYS
L lament when we have eOmnanv
Isl himself on his carving. We
49, Oeef, and before il Went ON
he .o2k the steel that pa sharp
u LS arriving knife on, and made
eA h ight through the roast. and
ms ~ a raw hide whip that "a
,peees :" "Un once, cut it in two, and
4eH ihe rawhide in the holes
Sls ana IA began carving with :
SSdhsya asked the minister il he
he We Ueei rare, or an outside
sknis. bearing gently on the
't1Ge and Shen the knife struck the
wouldn't go any further.