The Osceola times., 1883-04-21

Pain Flees. Now he could get well, and
once well, he would be a missionary, a
Glad Missionary Devoted to the work of
telling others how they might get doliv-
erance. He went through the list of dis
cases among those Of his own acquaint-
ance, from John Robinson, whose torpid
liver gave him constant headache and
severe bilious attacks, on through the
list of those suffering from ulcers, coughs.
weak and diseased lungs, to his friend.
General B, who was as hear the grave
as he. And for all these, az well as for
himself, the Grave May Disappear from
present vision, and each may be Given
More Decades of life than they had hoped
to have years. Against the mider cases
he marked p, p, p. Against the serious
cases he marked G. NJ. d., not the Grizzly
Monster Death, which he so long had
dreaded, but somcthing-oh, so much
better, as we shall presently see.
n short while our hero was well, and
1 went everywhere among his friends
and neighbors, telling OF his good fortune
and showing the sick and the suffering
how they might be healed. Some laughed
and continued TO suffer, refusing to be
healed. More were wise, took his coun-
sci and proved his vision of the night as
he had done.
"a WHOM less beguiling far,
Than waking dreams by daylight arc"
Nan anything be more delightful than
" health after sickness? To be well
man, to feel pure blood coursing through
your veins, TO know that lungs, liver,
kidneys, and all the Grand Machinery,
Does its duty perfectly in ones blood; to
carry health's ruddy mark on the checks.
All, this is Good Most Decidedly. This
was our hero's case, and thousands can
tell the same story. The good angel has
come to them. They have seen the let
tiers Clean Most Distinctly before their
eyes, and Going Most Defiantly to work
In pursuing the instructions given, they
have recovered that great blessing
Health. G.. Nj. ID. has been to them a
channel OF good, Good Mysteriously
Done, and they have bid their sick
friends do what all the sick should do,
namely, put themselves in communica-
ton with the w. ID. NJ. A., Which Done,
Most Assuredly will put them in the
Way Desired Most AnXiously.
A las, that human nature is so slow to
n bclicve-alas that men and women
are bowed down with the burden of COM
plants, Of which they might be rid-con-
sum- ton, bronchitis, dyspepsia, heart
disease, kidney disease, malarial COM
plants, scrofulous diseases, skin diseases,
tunors, ulcers, and many more. It would
seem as though some i'll deity had given
every letter of the alphabet rs many dis
eases as it could possibly desire, thus
g.
and Woe Happy they who the Great
Master Discerning have escaped the
clutches of sad diseases.
7 ooking back upon his past experience,
] Mr.. Jones feels Grateful Most Dccid-
edly, and continues telling the old story
of his sickness, his vision and his rcsto-
ration to health for all the sick are not
well yet. But he has had the pleasure
of seeing, as he says, Good Miraculously
Done to hundreds upon his personal re-
commcndaiion.
ncar reader, bear with us awhile il
~ light has not yet dawned on your
mind. The mystery will soo.. be reveal.
ed. If the key be not on your right hand
it is at least on your iJt, in letters clear
as daylight A Good Many Delighted
have discovered it and opened the portal
TO long life and useful one.
I initials of words that stand for all that
is sorrowful and sad, letters, the self
same letters, are often initials of words
that breathe of hope and benediction.
Cearch but awhile and you will find
y the boon, The blessing and the benefit
The mystery of the three P's, of the L
p, OF the G. NJ. d., and of the w. ID. M
A., Will Dawn Most Auspiciously upor
YOU.
columbus discovered America and wor
Y high honor and immortal fame and
they who have learned the secrets of the
wonder before your eyes, good reader
Give Most Delightful testime enials ol
their gratitude.
Df all sad wotds Of tongue and pen, the
Osaddest are these-it might have been
so sayeth the poet. When we think
of the myriads that might have been
saved from untimelv graves had they
seen Mr.. Joncs's vision and sought his
way to health, we feel sad. Yet we can
not but rejoice at the Great Many Deliv.
cred from deaths door by G. NJ. d., and
that Pains Positive Persecution has been
escaped again and again by p. p. 2.
Virtues unnumbered serve to make q.
NJ. d. the Greatest Mercy Designed
by favoring providences for the relief OF
sufferers, and its discoverer feels p. P. p.
Perfectly Pardonable Pride in telling
of the Growing Multitude Delivered from
the Grasp Most Dreadful of Greedy
Mournful Death.
livery sick person is interested in the
L theme before us, and every well per-
son, too, for who does not know some
one who is sick and needs, therefore, the
good news of health that is Given Many
Daily.
ID eader, mystified reader, we will de-
IL tain you no longer. Perhaps you
have Guessed Most Deity the hidden
meaning P. p p, you know, stands
for Pleasant Purgativc Pellets, curing
constipation, torpidity of the liver,
headache and many other compaints.
f. p, of course, is DIR. Picrce's Favor
ite Prescription, that has proved such a
j. f., Prime Favorite and Precious
Friend to ladies safe, easy to take,
working like charm--curing the pecti-
liar weaknesses incident to their sex.
The letters w. ID. NJ. A., stand for the
Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, at Buffalo, n. Y. with its imposing
structures, its army of medical men
specialists all of them, and its president,
DIR. K. V. Pierce (thc large and central
L. Of Mr.. Jones' second vision all at the
service Of the sick and suffering, every.
where: while the G.. NJ ID. is--well read
the initials of the paragraphs of this ar
ticle and you will sec that g. NJ d. Is
Golden Medical Discovery, the boon o.
the diseased. This wonderful medicine
cures all humors, from the worst scrolula
to common blotch, pimple, or eruption
Erpsipelas, salt rheum, fever sores, scaly
or rough skin, in short, all diseases cans