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Countrp prcu:rto for Sale an> % LEI

At CRANFORD-FOr sale or rent in III
~ nished unfurnished elegant Voi nat fymii tennis
It harm carriage house. henney hgn RSuN tn
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n fset above adjOinng residences OIL
- Marcy Df, T.. r. Marcy. Messrs MArcellus
TTe,tIey George v Hecker. Douglass Robinson anu osles
seat for sale thoroughly built residence
~ forest sDade
sn,,nr from the eli Prospect ave- tmacadsmLed
;1cent views OF York and ocean sOuih ana east
md distant noun ain west VIII sell INN "a
90 M cost 100000 Apply TO HAMILTON ~ iIhh'
AT v office at main Orange depot open today
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aurtiou Sales OF Zeal estate.

~ ,TCTION.-Valuahle farm and gentle
A mans country seat BY william ~ O SSeeuor Of the
6yat e ISte BENJAMIN PrOsser Jones decoa1cu a
ahIic ancon me prem ises m nTaT June sSS
1ee m va le farm Of 2l5 a res knnWn az ~ me- cn
z T. ,,.n-ive fontage Hudson lose ~, ' I5,it =
Of John Fisher Shee an Wy a Steam
sn epss lcr under high state OF Gnu S frame
through IL r,nns ali modern convenience anu harUa
sraped cears also farm house Iehetlo -
e ,,Ie cai ri house hennery and corn ciio
- ,,.r % unrcase can take Il a m tram ipr NeW va
Those aeslas ~ viii Them can return o'l'
4. IN. train
Terms made known at slle
lanes II WEEKS Executor.
81 Markct-si.. POughkeepsie y y
"i vanderbilt ave.
OppositA Grand Central DepOt, y. Y
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Dipl0cn0 Notlccs.

ALL COUPONS due 1t pIoX and the pm
~ ,pal Of a bonds that date issued by tic RAIL
ROAD EQUIPMENT COMPANY. secured bv 70 ins stock
furnished the following under trGsi form viii hc
paid on after thai date at the orceso POST MAIIN
4, IS IHc =. Sow N0Ik D. ". clan. n a o., -
~0ufh Id. .t PAlldic phlt.
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Eelp WanteJ.

kVANTED.-Bookkee middle-aged; give
moderate security required Address H. BoxS. Tribune
once
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TTRE JOHNSON, Auctioneer.

.,,or sale at IL O'Clock on Thursday. May 81,
g. r,cha,pe salesroom Ill Broadway New.iork' o. i'o
- choicest and most valuable lots IN the CITY OF
snlendilv situated on corners OF Fulionst' fIa"
and Bedford ayes. corner of Fatbush ave an" -
o. a,so ON McDonough Jefferson and crown SIS ""S"nS
, FRANKLIN and Bedordaves The Fulton CORNERS "io ~
most valuable for business ON the entire street. maps
Office of JERE JOHNSON jr. . Plne-sI
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Aluslcal Instruments.

DEATTY'S ORGANS, 27 stops, 1925. Pianos
ID Saq7 90 Factory running day AMI night Catalogue
free Address DANIEL F.. BEATTY. Washington " j.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
Restricting Polygamy.

WASHINGTON, Dec. Ex-senator Ed
mund's bill relating TO bigamy. polyga-
my, etc, introduced in the Senate, is
substantially the same as he introduced
in the last congress. 1t makes compe-
tent witness of the lawful wife or hus-
band Of party accused of bigamy,
polygamy, or unlawful cohabitation in
any prosecution for the same. Any pro
secution therefor can commence within
five years after the offence. In any of
the Territories certificates of marriage
must be filed and recorded in a court of
probate powers for each marriage Ger
mony, stating its fact and nature, and
the names of principals and witnesses.
Nom compliance herewith incurs max
imum penalty of $1,000 and two years
imprisonment. Women in Utah are
forbidden to vote, and all acts OF the
Territorial Legislature looking to wo-
men voting are annulled; all Territorial
offices declared vacant, and a board of
five persons appointed to perform the
duties of such offices until the Legisla-
tnre shall make provisions therefor.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
Those Glowing Sunsets.

The remarkable but magnificent col
ors Of the sky, which have been notice
able in the southwest, from sunset I'M
til the last beams of daylight disappear,
for week or more, are accounted for by
a San Francisco scientist who has given
much attention to atmospheric phenom-
ena. He states, in the Bulletin, that
those peculiar sunsets are, without much
doubt due to the late eruption in Alas
ka. Ashes from that eruption have been
carried all over Japan and beyond, and
similar coloring was exhibited in differ
emit parts of the world, and as far east as
Panama. The beauty of many of the
Italian sunsets are held due to ashes
coming from the Alaska volea-
no. These are carried in the upper cur
rent of the air. and form, as were, a can
opy. In the ordinary position the sun
light passes through this stratum with
out producing visible effect; but when
the light is below the stratum, as at
sunrise or sunset, and the rgys strike
the under surface of the ash-iaden cur
rent, the solid particles form an extend
ed rejecting surface. The sunlight is
thus thrown back upon the earth, and
causes the beautiful sunsets which have
been so much admired
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
The Druggists Love.

20 .4r1iIiy1e upon my breast,
And let rs talk of days gone by.
e hnn1na0iIe to see the best,
The fairest maiden meath the sky.
Has Henbane here since last we metz
I've SIENNA fellow tall and slim;
I'm .ber0Lj sure enough to bet
That Buchb have you got from him.
,S1 81" she said; you're full Of wine
nj IS0ztiW if you appoach too near.
Go. got / hear the cock iSt7yc]1Hine;
The sight Of you ne'er CHdbenr.
You'd ButteYpl1t come back again:
Or if you do you'll surely R1te."
Then he replied, with heated brain,
''No, DaDatnyza If dor
CHICAGO TRIBUNE.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
APPLICATION FOB PATENT
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
Notice No. IG.


HALEY, Idaho, November i, 1888.
NOTICE Is hereby given that the Buffalo 4
Idaho Gold and Silver Mining Company. or
-anizatfon incorporated under the laws q sbe
State Of New YORK, by Charles r. LANCE, its ar
torney III fact, whose Post OEfGe address Is Al
Ianta, Idaho, has this dzy filed his application
fer a patent for 5la by 100 square feet OF the
BUFFALO MILL SITE
| rlsirn surface ground situated in Middle Boise
Mining District county OF Ait1r&s and TerF1to-
~ of Idaho aud DESIGNATED by the field notes
and official plat on hle IN this Office as Lot
Number IS, and described in said plat and nelsf
notes with ma gnetic variation at IS deg - min
east, IS follows, to-wit-
Commencing at post Ne Of said claim ant
running thence So deg w. S44 feet to post NJ
- thence u deg w, 400 feet to post No 3.
thence y SO deg J., 5A4 feet 20 post No a: thence
5 n deg Z, 4sD feet to post No l. the place u
beginning survey OF exterior boundaries o.
flairr. Containing i've acres Prom post No
Z s II VI No bears = deg IS min L. sfsn feet
distant. The nearest known locations are rEr
Monarch and Daley mil site claims
ANY and all persons claiming adversely any
portion Of said Buffalo Mil Site claim CT sur
face ground are required 90 ale their adverse
claims with the Register CT the United states
Land Office at HALEY. IN the Territory OF lda-
ho. during TIA sixty days period ct publication
hereof or thzy sill be barred by virtue II tbs
provisions of the Statute
1t is hereby ordered that the foregoing Notice
OF Application fer Patent BE Published far the
period of co days ten consecutive weeks in the
kETCHUH KEYSTONE SeInl-weekIy newspaper
published Mt KetchuEn, Idaho
HOMER l. POUND,
lnovsl Register
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

It is semi officially announced that
England, Germany, the United States,
Russia and France will jointly partici-
pate in the protection of their subjects,
citizens and interests in China in the
event of war between France and
China. The object is to protect the
lives and property of Europeans and
Americans in the event of recurrence
of troubles in cities similar to the Cam
ton trouble last summer In order to
accomplish this, the five Powers of the
world viii form a fotilla OF gunboats on
the Canton river, the command of which
will be given to the Power having the
largest force in Chinese waters. At the
present time France has the largest
number of vessels there.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

The Secretary Of War, in his late re-
port, notes the alarming increase Of de-
sertions; $500 being the number for
last year, and recommends as a partial
remedy that the pay OF private soldiers
be increased to S16 per month, and a
proportional increase in the pay of non
commissioned officers. Attention is
called to the subject of education in the
army, and the legislation is recommended
authorising the enlistment OF asuffieient
number of competent instructors for
the special duty Of teaching post schools
with the rank and pay of commissary
Sergeants. The Importance OF an eff
cient organization of the militia Of the
several States is urged, and the passage
Of law appropriating 100000 in aid of
this work is recommended.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
APPLICATION FOR PATENT.
UHrrzp STATES LAwD ovvrrr

LbIEEb STATES LAND tIYYTH
Haliey, Idaho, Dec T. Isss.
HoTTcB IL hereby given that C. J Johnston.
whose Post Office address tn Vienna. and Jos
Pink haHa, whose Post OfFics address Is Ketots-
have this day flied their application for patens
for 1860 linear feet Of she
OCCIDENTAL
Lode mine or vein hearing silver ard oshsr
minerals, With surface ground $50 feet N width
situated in Warm Springs Creek Mining Dis
triet. county Of Alturss and Territory Of Idaho,
ana designated by the field notes and Official
plat On file In THE Office 3. Lot No. -. IN Town
ship 3, y Of Range n Il Of Boise Meridian aaia
Lot No. ~ being described as f0ilov1. t0-nls:
Commencing At the discovery poi,t and nm
ming thence Is deg y Iain T., $50 feet to CEN
tire OF south end line OF claim: thence ~ - deg
rs min =. 200 feet 20 corner No 1. theme 4
" deg Is min ". 500 feet to corner yc. 2: thence
y IL deg - min w, 1870 feet to corner No 81.
thence y, 70 deg IS mir e. eco to corner No q.
thrnce >. ~ deg = min e 1850 feet to corner No
l. the pace Of beginning survey Of exterior
boundaTiss OF CAIN Containing an area Of
2O.64 acres. No conflicts. From corner No
4, section corner common to sections IA Il, "a
and 70, 4 3 Of X ~ Il. hears due zoiirh SIS feet
distant, actual measurement The nearest
known locations are the -Viana" and the In
per1sID lode mining claims.
any and all persons claiming ADVERSELY any
portion OF said Occidental" lode, mine or srr-
face ground are required 20 file their adverse
claims with the Register OF the United State.
Land Office at HALEY, in the Territory Of Ida
no. during the sixty days period Of publication
hereof, or they viii be barred BY virtue Of the
provisions OF the Statute.
II Is hereby ordered that the foregoing No
tice OF Application for Patent be published fer
the period OF 60 days ltea consecutive weeks,
IN the hETcHUE KEYSTONE, a -srui-weekly
newspaper published At Kesehum. Alturzs
HossKs L. PoUsD.
VIM Hyndman Register.
Att for applicants. Does
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

tMkzD ESAlG1 AAN0 cHHiik~
Esiixy, Idaho. November T. Irsz-
NOTCH hereby given that the buffalo +
Idaho Gold and Silver Mining Comp any.
sanfz@tion Incorporated under tie laws Of ,Is-
State of New York by it's attorney IN fae--
Charles r. LANCE. whose Pest ofzcs address
Atlanta Idaho, has Thu. day flied tts sppIiex
ton fox ystr.st for fifteen hundred linear feSz
OF the
SILVER TIDE
Lode r~f,.. ar vein tearfrx silver Ara osber
rrtre-,l. x~ftb surTa~t orrrrrd us.trIsr .r,e hrt
eirea feer IN ysjdrh. s,tuxted ia Middle Bofs~
srsrSsr.- rysssrfe4 cntv ~ Afrrraa and r. err5t..
- ~ T1saho ssf Il .uIgvnztaI ~ tfe gsta uKes<
M - c4sl rIa- IN ~ lr fFis fs.srr a. IT MN
h~r * 4 And de~rrft,ed /. aid rsIxt nud f,e4f
nree, ,ieL = v.rfaftfn al 70 DE 10 mis-
n ~ .eiin~a' fs-@fr.
Corf,sr~rrirg Al tIbe discovery rctss .gf tbs
sz.+ y TIr-. n claim and running thence ~
aa~ w x Tsr1 10 r,n~t NJ, 1 /. tF1eTce 4 "a deg y
N = f.r4 II, rest No =. snence 8 - deg 80 rnIu
N 400 fse. ~ rasr Ma a. fl.encs ~ deg VI
Tfst ~ Feet +. r<,-r M - rferea II ia. VI ~
sest ~ rsrat NJ 8. trexsr. n ~ deg N r5s11 feet 10
uost No /. ele pIacs u heginrine survey Of ex-
ss~ss,r S.,I 49, - cIafrn c1rotYnfT,~ Z 81 acres
ri.sFr..F Tr~s-. $50. y. 3 N 9 VI ~ W re.r.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

And now comes the Butte Inter
have placer diggings ON Fish Creek,
which discounts the Pritchard discovery.
''The gulch is eight or ten miles in
length, and has nearly all been taken
up in 2)-acre claims. 1t is four or five
miles below Highland gulch, and al
though prospected some in early days
was never thoroughly examined. Mr..
Shields reports that he and his partner
have prospected the ground at different
places along the gulch and have OBJ
tanned as high as one dollar to the pan.
The gold is course, and very valuable,
it being identical with the far-f famed
Highland dust. The gravel is ten feet
deep and pays from the grass roots to
bedrock. The gulch is admirably stu
ated for mining, there being sufficient
fall to work the ground with hydraulics.
At present there are 1000 inches of wa
ter in the creek, and this volume will be
increased to 1900 in the spring Mr.
Shields is confident the gulch will pay
as well as any in the country and fur
Their expresses the conviction that hav-
ing talked with men who visited the
C9ur d'Alene country he regards the
Fish Greek discovery as the most vaiua-
BILE of the two. OF course little has or
can be done this winter, aside from get
ting the ground in readiness to work in
the spring, but the prospects of a rich
camp are very favorable"
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

A few days ago man told President
Arthur that George Bliss said young
Allen Arthur was q little wild and
ought to be looked after. The Presi-
dent expressed wish that Bliss would
mind his own business, adding, eve
were all boys ourselves, and you cannot
make an old man out of boy" This is
all right enough on general principles,
but if young Arthur is a dude, as is said,
the President might club him q little
Just for funk.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
APPLICATION FOR PATENT.
Notice No.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
HALEY, Idaho, Nov /. 1855.
Notice IL hereby given that the Buffalo 4
Idaho Gold and Silver Mining Company, an as
gzHiza ton incorporated under the laws Of the
State OF New York by Charles T. LaEge, its
Atlanta Idaho, has This day Fled his appEies
ton for patent for nve hundred linear feet u
the
ATLANTA
Lode mining claim. bearing silver and other
minerals, with surface ground une hundred and
two feet in width, situated in Middle Boise
Mining District, county OF AIturzs and Territory
of Idaho, and designated b. the field notes and
official plat On file IN this office Lot Number
"A, and described in said plat and field notes
with magnetic variation a. 10 deg Ia minutes
east. as follows. to-wiF-
Commencing AZ pest No ] Of tie claim Sssf
running thence y II deg 50 min W. lea feet -
post No 4, thence s So deg W. SO feet to post
Nc 3: rheace Il deg u min E. sa7 feet to po<a
No A: thence IS deg E. $40 feet 70 post No :
the place eff beginning survey Of exterior G9UE-
DIARIES of elairn- Containing lis acres claimed
The nearest known locations are the Monarch
and Silver Tide lode mining claims.
ANY and all persons canning adversely ANY
portion OF said Atlanta lode mining claim or
surface ground are required 80 hle their adverse
claims with the Register OF the United States
Land Office At Hailey, in the Territory OF Ida
no. during the sixty days period of publication
hereof. or they viii be barred by virtue Of tlse
provisions OF the Statute
OF Application for Patent be published for the
period of 81 Gays ten consecutive weeks IN tbs
kETcHUM KEYSTONE. a semf-weekly newspaper
published at ketehun. Idaho.
Fnovsl Register
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

The December heavens are likely to
be more telling than usual, this year of
grace. The comet OF 1912 is to he with
rs at its brightest about Christmas
time-like the star that hung over when
the young child was, many Christmases
ago In Bethlehem. Jupiter is morning
star, December being the last month in
which he viii play this part for long
time to come. for his increasing SPLEEN
dor and the rising are sure Indications
that he is near opposition. He will be
the most superb star in the heavens ON
moonless nights throughout the month
appearing above the horizon now at $50
o'clock. and rising earlier every night
until at the end of the month, he will
ppear at $50 o'clock. Then we are to
have series Of more than usually effni
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

Gifts of all descriptions Of i'm
ported silver wear, jewelry, watches,
bronze and plush wares. cut glass, Bo-
hemian glass and thousand other arti-
cles to select from. Orders filed by
mail, express and selection packages
sent to responsible parties. Look out
for my Holiday Messenger, the finest
paper ever circulated in the West. If
you do not receive on or by Dec. goth
send for it. E. Ii. HENDRIcK,
The HALEY Jeweler.
In new brick block. IDec12tf.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

gent sunrises and sunsets due to the
presence in the upper ether Of highly
refined tar-bust, the souvenirs Of No
vember's metcoric showers. All hail,
then, the Christmas season OF 1883, and
the dawn OF the new 1884
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

Large appropriations are asked to be
voted by the French Chamber of Depu-
ties for the Tonquin service for the first
six months OF 1884. This don't look
much like the troubles with China are
being amicabIy settled.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

Miners are leaving Salt Lake daily for
the Ceur dAlene country, with the de-
termination Of being on the ground
early.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
JEFF DAVIS.

WASHINGTON, Dec. ie.-The Supreme
Court has affirmed the judgement of
the Court below in favor of jefferson
Davis in the contested will case of Mrs.
Dorsey, who left her property to Davis
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
Notice.

During my absence. Horace c. Lewis
is authorized TO transact business for
the KEYSTONE in my name,
GEO. J. LEWIS.
ketchum, Dec. 10, 1888.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
Singers Sewing Machines.

We are prepared to sell machines for
cash or ON time. Call and examine our
latest improved Singer machines.
Dec12tO GILLETTE / Evans
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

It is said that 800 people visited
Caldwell on the late excursion.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

Troubles between Musselmans and
Christians in upper Egypt are imminent.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
THE GREAT FIRE OF 1883.

One Whole Block Burned in Just one
Hour On deck Dec. LIST with a stock
Every Man, Woman and Child
Should see 20 appreciate
Holiday presents, We'd
ding and Birthday
presents for the
Millions.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
Stray Taken up.

One Indian poney. gray. heavy built,
with heavy neck and name, with no yis-
able brands, came to our heard On No
yember 9th, and was driven to Lost Riy-
er. He had been running IN the Elk
horn locality with Reds horses.
Weight about 100 pounds. Had on a
small sheep bell. The owner viii please
take notice and report to
WCCULLocK & JAMES
Dec. 5th 1888.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

Also, Dealers IN
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19
Fitzsimmons' Metropolitan Hall,
MONDAY EVENING. DEC. -. 1875
Hall Committee:

B. x Boone, Jake Lockman, James Fort and
Felix Van Reuth.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-12-19

GETCHuM, ALTuRAs CO., IDAHO.
The Wilmingtonian., 1883-06-16

Richness of attire does not alW avs mean
tasteful dress. Those only will be well
dressed who wear the right thing at the
right time. The example ought to come
from the educated and refined. We con-
stantly hear French dressing extolled! the
Ieason is that the French woman,I being of
a more positive turn of mind, is less prone to
the effective and picturesque, and her ap-
pearance, therefore, will generally be in
harmony with her surroundings. The bonnie
in spotess cap and apron going to the mar
ket; the grisette in sober-colored but we'll
made merino, the plain straw bonnet re-
lieved by touch of crimson; the grande
dame walking to mass in her rich but sim
pie black silk, trimmed with few yards of
Chantilly round neck and wrist-are all
dressed in reference to the hour of the day
and the errand they pursue. With us it is
different: the poor delight in cheap fnery;
and in the course of a morning walk one en-
counters figures of every hue and shape,
clad in every texture from limpest cotton to
canary satin, covered with lace, founces,
beads, embroidery, regardless of expense
harmony, Or fitness. 1t is, of course, moi
easy to heve clothes adapted to every oc
casion. A Frenehwoman contents herself
with few well-made and not too SNOWY
complete. Should some opportunity aris
when none of them will do, she remains a
home.
The Wilmingtonian., 1883-06-16
A Caterer on Meat.

Fresh meat of every description should be
hung up in dry, cool place, and carefully
wiped every day. 1t ought never to lay
long in a dish. The time it should be kept
varies with the weather-in cold, dry
weather it will keep fresh longer than in
moist, warm weather. Game will keep
longer than butchered meat-say, two
weeks-birds being kept with the feathers
on, but not drawn, and venison and rabbits
paunched but not skinned Beef will re-
even longer in cold weather; and mutton, if
well managed, will sometimes hang fort
night or three weeks without spoling-the
longer the better. As young meat,
however-yeal, lamb OF indianapolis very
quickly, one, two or three days at the ut
most sutlices for it. Fowls will keep for a
week and turkeys for fortnight, but a
goose not above nine or ten days. In
plucking birds which have been kept some
time, care shonld be taken not to break the
skin, which will become rather tender.
There are various ways of keeping meat
sweet and of removing the bad smell after
it has become slightly tainted. One mode
it to rub it over with coarsely-pounded
charcoal, which has the property of absorb
ing the putrescent gases, and thus prevents
the bad SMELL The charcoal must, Of
course, be washed off before cooking. An
other way is to paint the meat all over witt
solution of salicylic acid, or rubbing til,
meat with dry acid is the simplest method
and will do for all household PURPOSES
The Caterer.
The Wilmingtonian., 1883-06-16
IN AND OUT OF SEASON.

Hard to beat-carpets.
Feminine jars-bangs.
Cold comfort-ice water.
A womans reason-because.
Good news-the latest scandal.
Love-a word without meaning.
The heated term-house-cleani
Breach of promise-second thought.
In the sweet buy and buy-married life
Approaching-the season of melancolic.
The light of other days-whale oil and
mutton tallow.
A home on the rolling deep-residence in
a retired canal boat.
How to catch husband-follow him
when he goes out at nights.
Two periods in every woman's history
when she can't open her mouth-before she
is born and after she is dead.