Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1883-11-15
FACT AND FANCY.

The lay of the land-Hail Columbia.
Two for assent "A pair of balloon
lists.
Iowa has $7OOO,OOO in her savings
banks
Vienna is called the most nervous Of
capitals.
There Is n great apple crop this gear
in France.
The university of Zurich has now
thirty-one women students.
The California oil wells ielded over
5000, 600 gallons OF oil last year.
A New England tooth-pick factory
uses 40, 600 cords Of wood annually.
Matches are low, but it seems pity
to strike them when they are down.
The new revision of the Old Testa-
ment will be published next spring.
Tho mighty sea-" exclaims a con-
temporary. Certainly, why shouldn't
they?
Siz, amt every thing. A watch tick
ing can be heard further than bed
ticking.
The generous give according TO their
means! others piye nrcording to their
meannesy.
Al Il recent reunion in Richmond
the bill of fare was printed on Con-
federatc $40 bills.
The WASHINGTON monument has
ronchnd a brighI nf 3St feet AMI cost.
thuS far. SgiO.UOg,
Tina Jn,th ro,o in London has de-
cre,scJ durinr thr nast six wears from
2U ncr 600 10 90
Aci,izon Of Nav Plymouth. O., has
some Easter nors that have been in tho
family over 100 years.
M, n,,rlo,inr ~ .osmon;, tho
oldest but one Of the Australasisn
colonies. is now only l22 OOe.
InanJo. ,l,o, y,r,. husband may not
in ~ ~. "'t Lrin,, t,,", >, ~" on,I ,I.rn thc hoJ
nnaI the door where he can fall over
II
There arr luOO UNEMPLOYED clergy
mrn in the Church of England. They
are willing to work, but cant tind n
iln.
Tho prince OF wales weighs ZZ4
pounds, but h'S hlghneSS says mat
,,a'y morning MS head ALONE scomS
to weigh ton.
Young ladies look best when dressed
in velvet. says q fashion item. S'pose
they do, but how does the parent look
when he settles?
BY 4 railroad accident on the New
Jersey Central Mrs. Fcrcdi, New
York music teacher lost her voice.
She sues for $1,000.
WHY is coal thc most extraordinary
article known tornmmrrcc? Because,
when purchased, instead of going to
the buyer it ooes TO the cellar.
O.. ,,,oroJ ,oc,r, containing al,
foni,; m'N ;,s y;,5 fnr,T,siv cbiiJren in ali
nosscd ,hrourb sherman, Tex, last
wwcnk on ronir to Rackensack.
,.II,,I,, .Io,,,, :, N,i,o sors bor
d,n',htar mn V,, i""9 Ln: i",, bnnTLt m on nIccnnt
"""E ..a"Fim ,'', nr,,a, m~r y" AND Ebc thinks the
:. nny vomiTa SION is inst lovely,
,I,
Professor newton says Una tlaI tlie earth
receives ABOUT ''ouo'"Oo'VOC Oh mete0rS
every year. ou, 'h'N oL'y 'i'VLrase HHe ono ono
SIZE OF Inc earth one lUsIl III IVo'uoV'ooo
years o ,,.,...r r.,,,
,HreeHF 90 l uh"'rSi',Hn "rGeh'
Saln Joliy herman til' SGno9se inog,t
nov nov alvays swim in dot creek insthead
IF do, rify,ir.u
~, I... r.,,t.,, l,,rh,or -,
ME- ~ lia',tr G"o"e'' ""% ho is
,, ,, 1n"rtoo ,.;[, T,"T'o nJ ond I" ady Wotsr,nw
co"'l'tmS ~ n.o," ',i """ i''I ,i,o Nd ia
heiress of forty millions.
A toucbinc scene in New Orleans re-
Gently was = how thirteen Years old
comsiTrg T ,hc orrcst of his siyieen-year-
old sister TO keen her from A life of
shame, They were orphans,
m,Jo,,o : so;J tIo,r,. ..ybo,,s tho
diNarrncn hn,ween Goose and oeeseP"
"Whv' don't Won knowP" said four.
vcor Annie, Zone geese is coose, and
. . whole lot of gooseS is Geese
a, ,a,.oa,ds o1i,or!s roIod;ctorr.
M; Au AIh"Is"1 u, S 'ul."i 'H'Iu aLu', ~ "a
u"m bDino.S nmim SI nnvaT ,, JiJ I'uu never
will and never want to, and are glad to
cet ont of it-with Il whole hide.n