Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-13
BRIGHT BITS.
SONG of the medical student-'Some 6oales
coming '-RichH,0Rd Baton.

song of the medical student-'Some oooles
coming ."-RichWORd Eaton.
ssOvERcoME by Cas- is the head line on
daily paper. We knew those tremendous s''s
bills would kill somebody sooner or later
Boston Bulletin.
THE Berlin papers are still wondering what
the Crown Prince of Prussia VIII do when ne
visits Rome. He will probably "do as Rome
does" which will be naughty enough.
OSCAR WILDE is soon to be married. This
explains Oscars new departure IN the matter
of hirsute adornment. A man with long !! na ,lr
has no business IN matrlmony, especially II ne
is inclined to stay out late of nights.
IT is believed that Col Mike Sheridan's re,
mOval to Washington has proved ulsmaI
failure There is nothing in the Presldeh. :
message about the Yellowstone, or scenery, oI
the mule that fell over the beetllng preelpice'
SAID James NJ. Ripley, in the supreme
Court at Providence the other uaI II
Gov RutIer will allow me- Gov. Butler
Il am Mr.. Butler in court MI. AIpIeyL, !,
was not aware that your term nau r eApiiIe39li;
Gov. Butler-"It never began IN hhoue ~ j.,
and" Mr.. Ripley-''I am very glad OF that'
81 WISH was star" he said, smiling at his
own poetic fancy. II would rather you WeT Were
a comet she said in dreamy tone that made
his pulses quicken with hope. anu WHY =.
he asked. with suppressed anxiety. "Oh
she replied, in freezing tone, N you W.T. zoo q
comet you would come round once IN I'oUo
years"
GOETHE and Eckermann once IN Wlemar
saw a married lady whom they knew re-
ceived with apparent willingness a KISS IRON a
gentleman who was not ner husDah ~ Ill -,
had not seen this" said Eckermann, ~ would
not have believed it," "Hush, hush, salu
the discreet poet, Il have seen 1t and l con
believe it,
THE local of the Fort Worth Democrat ded-
icates a small poem to the turkey cock that
struts and wants to fight, ending as IoHoWs'
4 m0nOnOllst
And foremost in each squabDle,
His efforts always seem TO be
To gObble, gObble, gobble.
ACANDID ATE for Congress met uncle Nose
in Louisville and said to him, BE sure ana
come to the ward NEE ting to- night, ana BRING
your neighbors with YOU" "1O on KIN jess bet
dey will come with me, or stay at home my
self Oar wouldn't be a chicken lef IN my
coop if l was to go to dat ward meeting anu
luff dem Majors at home"
MRS. MALLoY: "Shure, Mrs. M'Ginnis,
ants rather poorly yer looking this morn
ing" Mrs. MGinnis: "Indade, thin, Mrs.
Malloy, an it's good raising I'm haVln TO
look poorly Here's the postman Just been 10
the door to tell me there's dead letter wait
in for me at the post office; an can fur the
life of me think who it is that's dead"
HE was a lover of the lugubrious, melan-
choly sort. and as they sat IN the parlor ne
drew up to the piano and thrummed over
''When You and Were Dung" Sorapt was
he in his own performance that he didn't OBJ
serve her flush with indignation, tear OH MS
engagement ring and leave the room. Aged
sentimentalism is played out.-Neto YORK star.
AMAN starts to walk distance of forty
| miles, He does the first half OF ms journey al
| the average rate of four miles an hour, and
| the second half at the average rate OF Two and
| a half taking three hours and five rests on a
| fence to the last 100 yards. lie gets nome
| dead beat and drops into chair In which
there is needle. At how many miles an houl
| does he risey
! A SHORT TIME AGO, at a school in the North
| of England, during a lesson on the animal
| kingdom, the teacher put the following ques-
| ton: "Can any boy name 10 me an animal
/ of the order indentata-that Is, front tooth,
! tOOthless animal?r 4 boy. whose face beamed
with pleasure at the prospect OF gooo
| mark replied, 81 can" "Well, what is the
animal?' my grandmother" replied the
| boy, in great glee.
! BISHOP WURTZBURG, a noted clergyman
| used to delight in telling joke at his own eX-
| pense. He was walking IN a meadow, when
he met a little shepherd lad. What are
you doing, my sOn:' said the bishop. "Iend-
| ing swine. your reverence" "How much pay
do YOU get:" 'One florin a week" Il an
also a shepherd" continued the Bishop, "bul
lhave much better salary" THAT may al
be, your reverence. but then ! suppose you
have more pigs under your care" replied thS
boy.
"WE.L. johnson. did You celebrate Evacu-
alton day." eyes, sab; but my 'vacuashur
day didnt come fore Wednesday night, sab.
''Why, hoV was thaty" ''Well, yer see, sab
Use allus bis use ter ecl'bratin' 'Tanksglyln
| day: an bel' down bv de market las night
! reilexshuneo how de ole woman amt made
no perVishun fC de caShun So / tuck TIME
| by de fO'lock ana big, fat turkey by de hin
| legs, beln' boun' tohavc a T'anksgivln Zebra
| shun. jess den, sab, see p'llceman an d1
p'hceman see me, an it occurs ter me dat
! amt celebrated de 'vacuashun day, an so
jess up an 'vacuated. '-IndeDenden