The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-12
Massey.
Mr.. Nasty and the Democracy of the Cor-
ners are Dissatisfied with Kentucky.
CFrom the Toledo Blade.I

NAODIs
Mr. Nasty and the Democracy of the Cor
ners are Dissatisfied with Kentucky.
tFrom the Toledo Blade.I
CoNFEDERTr x RoADs.
WITCH Is IN THE STATE Nv KENTUCKYl,
Aug. TO- 1888.
There is widespred dissatisfackshen
among the Dimocrisy NV the Corners,
and L confess to sharin in it myself
When we heered that Dorsey, in 1880,
had gone into lnjeany with S400. 600
and bought up Dimycrats at even the
ridicklus price NV % head, the iron
fust entered our sole. Nobody comes
to Kentucky corruptly buyin nv us up,
becoz we are countid on ez entirely
shoor anyhow,
hev notist in politix that the men
wich wuz bought up wuz alluz them wich
wuz onsartin. The stiddy voter, the
man witch kin alluz be depended onto,
gifts no crums. Them is throwed to the
doubtful fellers, wich joodishusly hold
off till they find wirh way their interest
lies. Them are alluz the ones wich are
seen.
The trouble wuz intensified when we
heerd that Jedge Hoadly, NV Ohio. paid
5000 for delegates to seekoor his
nominashen. $50,000i Deekin Pogram
drawd long sigh, sayin that it wuz
the one regret nv his life that he wuz not
a Ohioan. s50,0ooi That money, jood-
ishusly and ekitably divided, wood make
many a man comfortable, in s. State
where the best NV hkker is only ten
cents per single drink, and proporshun-
ately low by the quart.
Issaker Gavitt sed he he'd borne the
heat and burden NV the day for yeers,
l. Il II. =. l.,
corruptly bot up. 1t wuz a burnin
shame. Kernel McPelter sed he he'd
never reserved anything ceptin an oc-
cashunal invitashen to take suthin,
wich, however convenient it mite be at
the time, Good not be dependid onto ez
a reliance.
Bascom remarkt that il wood be bet
ter eff we he'd a Republican party in
Kentucky, so ez to stir the Dimekratic
leaders up to the expenditoor nv suthin
jist afore convenshuns and eleckshuns.
He he'd brother in the 'sloon biZnis at
Peterville in Ohio, wich alluz calkilated
on hevin a hundred or two dollars every
fall from the Dimekratic candidates to
yoose in joodishus treetin, and his
place wuz a good deel more part Nv
the Dimekratic organizashen than the
noosepapers. The heft NV the Dimoc-
risy NV that seckshun didn't under
stand noosepapers, but every man nv
EN- Good realize wat three-fingered
drink NV moo whisky meant. That lam
gwage they all understood.
sympathise with em fully. Wat the
Dimocrisy NV the Corners wants is more
Dorseys among the Republikins and
more Hoadlys among the Dimekrats.
Wat we need is a man wich wants to be
Governor wich will cum up like man,
with his pockits full NV money and say
to q delegashun: "Here, l want to be
Governor. 1 hev $4,000 about my
person, wich yoo are welcome to. Dur
bin Ward wants to be Governor, too.
Very good; he hez the rite to run. But
hez he S50,0o0P How much kin he pay
700 for yoor votesp Nothin? Well,
then, wat good is he to yooP Here's
the Doodle?
And then we shood take his $4,000
and nominate him. That simplifies
polytix. That makes the dooty NV the
average Dimekrat so cleer that he who
runs may reed the figgers on bank
note. 1t does the proper thing for
everybody. Judge Hoadly wants to be
Goyernor--he gifts tive want ten-dol-
lar bills, and we get EN-. And ez the
man wich buys. his nominashen in this
way ginerally intends to make it up out
NV his offs, after he is electid, ther
Gums subsequent divvys witch gives us a
comfortable subsistence and makes
things easy all around.
The Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky, hunger
in and thirstin', especially thirstin, de-
mand in thunder tones that they must
be corruptly bot up.
The Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky want to
know who is the fucher Dorseys and
Hoadlys, and do they mean biznis in
Kentucky?
The Dimocrisy NV Kentucky want to
know eff they amt wuth ez much, per
head, ez the Dimocrisy NV Ohio and In
jeany.
think we shell encurridge the organ
ganlzashen Nv a Republican party in
Kentucky so ez to git close enuff to
make Dimekrat's vote wuth suthin.
The Dimocrisy NV Injeany and Ohio hev
the bulge onto us. They git actooal
cash for ther votes, commensin' with the
convenshuns, ez delegates, and endin
with ther votes at the poles. That is
becooz ther is opposishen to the Dim
ocrisy in them States. We langish on
okkashenel drinks, and now and then
loan from candidate wich wants
little bigger majority than any one
else.
The Dimocrisy NV Kentucky wich
furnishes the votes will never be happy
till the Republicans git show enuff in
the State to hev 'em send Dorseys down
here to corruptly Luy us up, at so much
head, and the Dimekrats get Hoad-
lys enuff to spend $50. 900 for nomi-
nashen. Then the rank and file NV the
Dimocrisy wall hev money in their
breeches jist the same ez they do in Ohio
and Injeany. and the 'sloon biznis will
be put upon a cash basis.
We shell to wunst permit the organi-
zashen nv Republican party at the
Corners, allowing it to git jist large
enuff 10 be dangerous, and not large
enuff to controle. Then Bascom will
be better satisfied and we shell all be
happy. PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
(Statesman.)
Politics and Money.
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