Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-04-25

One-third OF the population OF Idaho are
said to be Mormons.
A man without ambition is like dough
without leaven in it to make it rise.-[Dean
Norton.
The American Peace Society has about
$50, 600 on hand-enough TO have glori-
GUS fight about.
He said her hair was dyed and when
she indignantly said, IT'S false!" he said
he presumed so.
After trying in vain for two years to get
foothold in France. the Salvation Army
have gone to Switzerland.
The Treasury Department estimates the
receipts from all sources during the present
fiscal year at S405, 900. 900.
There is nothing half so sweet in life to
girl as caramels between the acts. A
man prefers cloves. PUCK.
China and Japan buy our dried apples
freely. Thus does American industry help
to swell the population of the ORIENT
Boston Transcript.
The number of native Hindoos who are
nearly $4,000. In ten years the increase
has been SIS per cent.
Emperor William, of Germany, cele.
brated his Seth birthday, March Sd, by
laying the corner stone Of the new I'm.
perial Palace at Berlin.
When woman wishes to hide something
where nobody viii ever be able to find it,
she puts Il in the pocket of her Dress
philadelphia Bulletin.
The man who worships the fortune he
has made is no more intelligent than the
heather who prays to the little wooden
god he has whitfield into shape.
The prohibitionists of Missouri will
issue an address arraigning the State Legis-
lature for it's refusal TO submit prohib-
itory amendment of the Constitution to
vote of the people.
The latest advertising swindle is that of
man who advertised sewing machine
for % cents in stamps. He found numer-
GUS dupes, who, in return Tor their stamps,
received cambria needle.
It is an old and true saying that oppor.
tunity has hair in front, but 1t is bald be-
hind. II you catch her by the forelock
gets by your hand slips and she is gone.
A certain little Pnarisee, vino was pray
ing for his big brother, had good deal of
human nature in him, even if he was only
six years old. He prayed, Oh, Lord,
bless brother Bill, and make him as good
boy as am. ;"
Cincinnati already refers to her late food
as an aquatic festival. A burg that can
convert the squeal of hog into Beeth-
oven symphony will not eight the music
contained in the fugue of rushing waters.
Inter Ocean.
Somebody recently dug mp and stole
fine orange tree from Mrs, w. L. Sections
back yard at Oroville. Perhaps the pur-
loiner procured it as subject for Boss
Bug Butcher Boggs to inspect and dissect
[Shasta Courier.
The New York EUeniag Post learnedly
discusses the question, Can girl be
dude? and concludes that girl dndes is
possible future social type. Is unfeelingly
declares there is something girlish about
every true dude.
The weather will soon be SO warm that
colored people in the country can't burn
their children by locking them in the house
and going off to church. Some other sim.
pie plan will have to be invented. -[At.
lanta Constitution.
Nebuchadnezzsr ate grass, my son, be-
cause he was living at a college boarding
house aud had to fill up on something.
And grass seemed to combine more nutri-
ton and cheapness than anything else on
the bill of air.-Hawkeye.
1t is better, in some respects, to be ad.
mired by those with whom you live than
to be loved by them. And this not on &C.
count of any qualification of vanity, but
because admiration is so much more toler-
ant than love- Arthur Helps.
The educational convention which met
last week at Frankfort, KY. was probably
the first gathering in that State composed
of persons of all political partias and of
both races. Those present wisely regarded
this circumstances as good omen.
Examine your lives, weigh your motives,
watch over your conduct, and twill not take
long to learn or discover enough to make
you entertain charitable opinions of others.
Be harsh in your judgment of self be
tender in your judgment of others.
Three widows of San Francisco million.
aire have turned up to claim his property.
Now why should man be so cruel as to
throw three guileless and unsuspecting
widows upon the world at once? 1t is
downright impudence.-[H Hartford Post.
To do worthy and noble deeds; to love
all that is good and great, and those who
are good aud great; and out of human ex-
perience to extract, like honey.b bees from
blossoms, the sweetness that is hidden in
them to treasure it up in heaven, wherein
to feed throughout eternity, this is all that
life has in it worth the living. Eugene
Bouton.
It is stated that some kinds Of wood, al
though of great durability in themselves,
act upon each other to their mutual de-
struction. Experiments with cypress and
walnut and cypress and cedar prove that
they will rot each other when joined to-
gether, but on separation the decay will
cease, and the timbers remain perfectly
sound for long period.
Mre. Livermore says "that the original
man had not the intellectual ability to
make for himself suit OF clothes" But
what of it? Wasn't he married What
does a man want to know how to make a
suit of clothes for when he has a wife to do
the sewing while he slops around. saving
euS SoSAS2S ohN Oos SiiaSSs AOi
the needy ?-[ Boston Transcript.
According to the Rev. Dr. Robinson, of
Providence, the Bsptiats have made won
derful progress since $780, There are
2, $50 600 COMMITMENTS. OF those two
thirds are in the Southern States. In
these States they have twelve educational
institutions, with 2, l5l pupils, paying lib
orally for their education. In the North.
ern States. according TO the same author.
ity, the Baptists number us 900.
Congressman Kasson, of Iowa, to an in
terviewer, on the subject of national pol.
tiles, said So far as 1 can Judge, the
issues are all uniformed, AMI the probable
candidates of both parties are still not to
be guessed. There never has been an ap-
preaching campaign where SO little can be
discerned as the next. The President
makers are evidently watching each other
Closely as well as the situation, and the
object is more to conceal probabilities than
to reveal them"
knowledge is not extemporaneous It
is not sudden acquisition, any more than
ship, or palace, or city with its splendid
mansions, spacious avenues or extended
commerce are extsmporized creations.