Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-01-05

INC Nlght-haWk -nll been took up fol
slcalin'.n
The temperance editor Of the Salem Sun.
ram defines bar 10 be "a thing on which
there is little or no water"
In honor Of Humboldt "Wbose statue IS
mat 2 asked member Of the New York
judiciary OF his companion, as they were
uIlVlns Though the park one Sunday last
Summer. "Why that's Humboldt repied
the other. "What in thunder did they want
to give llclmbold statue for 2" said tie
Judge. ale never did anything but invent
buchu."
Norrist9wn girl who was vaccina,ed with
virus from The arm of certain Young man
IS acting very strangely indeed When sit.
Ting on the sofa she is seized with an ire
slstlbe impulse to Place the inocuIa,ed arm
around her own neck. One of our leading
phys cans says 1t is the first case Of the
Kind that has ever come uud r his observa-
ton.
Ono of those cheap bits Of copy-b9ok senti-
ment is now travelling around in the newspa-
crs to the effect that this word was not
made for mourning, because the flowers are
not black. On the same theory It is MT made
for dancing, lecause the ground is not way.
cd nor for fishing, because the whales don't
nite nor for smoking, because people don't
IKE 10 stand to windward Of live center
nor for burnt cork because minstrel Jokes
were all originated by Noah in the ark nor
Tor sensible men because editors keep elm
plug such trash. San Francisco Post.
The Rev. Joseph COX was astonished TO
discover during his trip around the world,
how widely the Euglish language is
spoken. lie has half notion to talk
English hereafter himself. - Phjiadeiphia
Necs
An English physician says that woman
who has great secret, aud dare not tell it,
can be made really i'll by keeping it. An
American physician has discovered that
woman who knows that some friend has
great secret, and won't tell it to her, can also
be made really i'll. CHdcr The circumstances
the III health OF American women would
seem to be easy Of explanation. --Phjladel-
phid Ne,cs.
The man with the new suit Of clothes is
the one who wcais his ulster buttoGed from
his ankles TO lis tonsils, lest icradvtnturc
some one may notice the oItiit and Gull for
baptism.
The Concord philosophers were thrown
into an intellectual heap by worldly young
who invited them to cone over to his house
and lake Plato soup with him.-N. Y.
'"
III yOn would be truly happy, my dear"
said one New York Indy TO another, you
will have neither yes nor cars when Your
hush md comes home late liom the club"
Yes, | know" answered the other, WEAKLY,
but what am TO do viii my toe
Phiiode,phia Neoes.
One of our ci,iz,ns wont h,r,c ,o., ,irn,
ami tnI hi. VIII. that ali ,h'. cb;ct'.,s sn "i
tuikcvs in Albany were dyin, How baJ
what in The void is the n,,,,cr. chnI.r, ~
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deep bass IONS vo. .I,r Nr,hodi,t c,n
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mn az" ""to'c''' VI low Ucii'ulohs
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are ,,iD'r'eu, We are Ih,y one
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IT. nav Ju,. iali so i,l'l''nfry olI,,ahu
n' 'i'lt VI your nills' "''h several ou's'ue
lr.;lno Us 10 near rom 50 am Deginnln7 TO
, ,ea iAc .''t' u 'ar us capcnic goes l.sIead o,
DENY orc we ar 40 u. hai oozcn:
can t"He III 'ilt 'ocl ~ our os!iG one Just
sc., "o' w '''7 "''Jo'i'''
lie isn't much of man who can not
find in himself al! The symptoms spoken Of
IN patent medicine altman &c LoTtH Ct-
zeh.
When the bank SONS pav,r,rt rovsd,,s
there i, reason 10 bc,itye lin, some If lie If
iircrs ourut I, he .usncud.d -B o,t,n can
yi,r.
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