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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28
Superior in Every Respect.

The celebrated German Pulmonic Elixir,
commonly called German Elixir, but recent
ly introduced on the American continent, has
no equal in the world for the cure of all Throat
and Lung diseases, Catarrh, Consumption,
Bleeding Of the Lungs, ETC., etc. 1t is rich
in the medicinal properties of tea, wild cher
~, honey, horehound, etc. Go to DR.. G. w.
Farrar, druggist, Pilot Knob, and get bot
tie; he will present you with one dollar and
sixty-f five cents worth of choice music, ar
ranged for piano or cabinet organ. The med
icine was first introduced on the Pacific Coast,
and is now sold everywhere. Be sure you get
only German Elixir, as there are other medi-
cines with the word German attached to them.
The genuine bears the Prussian coat of arms
and the signature of DIR. Charming White on
the wrapper, the name blown in every To-
cent bottle. Samples % cents each.
will hold a written examination at the
public school building in Pilot Knob on the
first Saturday of each month, in the months
of June, July and August, for the accommO-
dation of persons desiring certificates to
teach in Iron county. Teachers will please
not ask for renewal of certificates without
Private examination will be
given only in cases of emergency.
Very Respectfully,
f. c. MILLER,
County Commissioner.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28

The steamship Rugia, which arrived at
New York from Hamburg last Friday, re-
ported that on Wednesday,, Goth inst, she
fell in with the Anchor line steamer Bel
gravia, which sailed from New York on the
10th inst. for Liverpool, and on which Mr..
VIM. Hills and Mrs. ThOs. Newman, of this
place, had taken passage. The Begraya
was repairing her engine, and hoped to pro-
coed in two days. Her mails had been de-
iivered two DAYS before to another steamer,
and she wanted no help.
Persons having butter and eggs to sell will
in future so to Irohton with them, rs Pilot
Knob prOscribes such intoXicants by license
and fine. People can scarcely understand
that buying up eggs in the country can be
called peddling in Pilot Knob; or how sell
Ing them in i bulk to one of Pilot Knob
merchants can be can be construed As ped
ding. But some are u law unto them
selves.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28

OF the lawyers in attendance at Circuit
Court, we have noticed Judge Dining, and
Hon. Sam. Byrncs, of PotOsi; and Judge
Carter, and Jasper n. Burks, of st. Fran
co.'s. There are others, beside the local bar,
but of course not so many as at the regular
term. Judge Foster seems DESTROYS of push
ing the business along as rapidly rs possible,
so that if court does not get through this
week, It will not be from his remissnesS. He
gave the defence forty eight hours in which
to make their challenges, commencing Tues
day morning; SO that the trial will probably
begin in earnest Thursday morning. The
prosecution has to contend with the ablest
lawyers and the best talent of the Southeast.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28

The folks at Graniteyilc are going to have
Il big time on the 4th. The men have all
Clipped in to defray the the cost of fireworks
and general expenses, while Mr.. W. r. AL
len will ut his own expense furnish Prof.
Florence's Brass and String Orchestra-one
Of the finest musical organizations in St.
Louis. There will be abundance Of refresh-
ments on the grounds, and every possible ef-
fort will he made TO have the day pass to the
edifcation of all who may attend. We refer
our readers to the advertisement in another
column: the various games, ETC., are therein
fully set forth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28
CLOsINGOF MAILS.

CLOSING OF MAILS.
Aails-Sorth, daily. A. NJ.
................9:W =. NJ.
. south ...............12:3 80 +. NJ.
................S:00 Z. NJ.
lronton to Goodwater via Sand
BLUM, Warren's Store. Edge Hill
ana Goodiand, Monday. 600 A. 81.
lronton to Einstein Silver Mines,
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.. Il: 80 p. NJ.
AIohton TO BrunCt, 100 A. NJ.
G.. K. PECK. z. NJ.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28
Personal.

PILOT KNOB, June %, 1883.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-28

The crop Of dog-fennel Is extensive and
nsurishing.
Circuit Court is in session, with "the tall
syacamore Of Scott" in the chair.
The Commencement at Arcadia College
yesterday was interesting and the attendance
large.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
The Bad and Worthless

are never ;anitqted or cousterfeited. This is es,
peically true of family medicine, and it Is pos
tive proof that the remedy initiated is of the
highest value. AS soon as it had been tested and
proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters was
the purest, best and most valuable family medi-
cine on earth, many limitations sprung up and
began to steal the notices in which the press and
people of the country had expressed the merits Of
ii. B., and in every way trying to induce suffer
ing isvalids to use their stuff instead. expecting
to make money on the credit and good name of
lib Many sthers started nostrums put up In
similar style to FL. B., with variously devised
nar 3 VA which the word Hop" or Hops" were
used il way to induce people to believe they
we're the same as Hop Bitters. All such pretend
ed remedies or cures, no matter what their style
or name is, and especially those with the word
"Hop" or Hops" in their name or in any way
connected with them or their name, are imita-
tons or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch
more of them. Use nothing but genuine Hop
Bitters, with bunch or cluster of green Hops
OF the white label. Trust nothing else. Drug
gst and dealers are warned against dealing In
limitations or counterfeits.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
a Receipt for Actors.

If you want receipt for that popular mystery
Known to the world as an actor of plays,
rake all the great men of theatrical history,
Rattle them over in various ways
The voice of Booth with sad physiognomy,
Legs of Mccullough (the feminine rage),
Brains of a Barrett inventing astronomy,
Teeth of Keene masticating the stage;
The science of middle men yersed in geo.
graphy,
Smile of Morrissey, gentle and sweet,
Pen of an aesthetic in autobiography,
Prices of Patty (ten dollars seat,
The my Godi" of ThoTne in play of society,
Morals of Abbott in operas of piety;
judgment OF Emmett in brands of old Hen
Messy,
Shrfeks of Joe Proctor in wild Jibbenainosay;
Davenport, Anderson, Bowers, and Rhea,
Salv1ni and Rossi in Hamlet and Lear
Take of these elements all that's theatrical,
cast out the parts that you find are amfatical,
Set 'em to simmer, and take Off the scum,
And an actor, you'll find, is the residuum.
Burlington HaYkeye.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
My Lady's Parlor.

The way into her parlor is up a winding stair:
Gay Japanese umbrellas are fastened here and
there,
And fans and peacock feathers hang with a
careless air.
The door is low and curtained. enter-oyer-
head
Glistens a gilded cobweb; with reverence /
tread
Upon Turkish prayer rug in blue, old gold
and red.
A stand is set with dishes, fashioned in years
ago:
Blue platters on the mantel, and by the fires
glow
marrow.
My lady greets me smiling; the violets bring
Fill all the little parlor with happy thoughts Of
spring;
Shadows dance on the ceiling-I hope no one
will rin1
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

For the benefit of our hon m 0pathic
readers desiring to call on the hom oeo-
pathic pharmacy when visiting some
of our large cities, we give the address
ses of the best known and most reliable
of these establishments, rsmely: Boer-
icke & Tafels. TIE New York address
is 145 Grand street, half block east OF
Broadway; Philadelphia, 1011 Arch
street and 1916 Girard avenue; Balti.
more, 135 North Fayette street; New
Orleans. $50 Canal street, and Chicago,
234 Wabash avenue (Matteson Hotel)
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Last summer, as he lay IL the ham,
mock dreamily gazing st the smooth,
fower-sprinsled lawn, his darling ap-
preached and said: "There is g differ
ence between you, dear, and the grass
plot Communities. e the variation"
This is daisy level, " lille you are a
lazy" l couldn't hear the rest Of it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

IMPORT Mt

When you visit or leave New York CITY. save
baggage. expressage and carriage hire, and stop
at the GRAND UNION HOTEL, opposite Grand
Central Depot $50 elegan, rooms. fitted up at a
cost OF one million dollars, reduced to 81 and
upward per day. European plan. Elevator
Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars
stages and elevated railroad to all depots
Families can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other frst-class
hotel in the city.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
Personal. To Men.

THE VoLrslc BELT Co., Marshall Mich, viii
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts
and Electric appliances on trial for thirty days
to men young or old who are afflicted with nerv-
Gus debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles,
guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of
health an manly vigor. Address as above. N.
B.-No risk is involved as thirty days trial is
allowed
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Neglect old friends for the sake of new
and lose both" But remember that Kidney " ort
is friend you cannot afford to neglect Plasters
may relieve, but they can't cure that lame back
TOR the kidneys are the trouble and you want a
remedy to act directly on their seeretions. to re-
store their healthy condition. Kidney-Wort has
that specific action.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

One-third of all who die in active middle life
are carried off by consumption. The most fire.
quent cause is a neglected cold, cough, hoarse-
ness, bronchial trouble or asthma. all of which
TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold
by druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Rev. Bob rt Collyer will be the orator
and General Poratio G. King, the poet,
at the centennial commencement OF
Dickinson College, Carlisle, Pa, ID
lime
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Within the past twelve months four
men have ditd who, at one time or an
other, filed the Office Of Postmaster Gen
eral-namely, Marshall Jewell of Con-
necticut; William Dennison, of Oaio;
Horace Maynard, of Tennessee: and
Timothy 0. Hawe, of Wisconsin,.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
Exceeding Great JOY.

Alcbiades isped, Alexander carried his mead
askant, Caesar and Pompey scratched theirs with
one finger like men of troublesome thoughts,
but Cicero when he caught sniff Of Aliens Lon
showing his exceeding great JOY. All genuine
bear the signature of J. P. Allen.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

II you experience bad taste in the mouth, sal
lowness yellow color of skin, feel stupid and
drowsy, appetite unsteady, frequent headache or
dizziness, you are bilious" and nothing will
arouse your liver to action and strengthen up
your system equal to Or. Pierce'S g Golden Med
cal DiscoYery.n By Druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
The Conductor.
Winona. MINI. November

Winona, Mimi. November 20, 1879.
had been suffering with a severe cold for sew
eral days, and was so hoarse l could not speak
above whisper. November 10Th, L met one OF
DR.. Warmers agents on my train; he handed NE
bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup, and one
hour after taking the first Goss my hoarseness
commenced to leave me. In twenty-four hours
my voice was quite clear and natural, and the
cold nearly cured. 1t is the best remedy ever
saw. Respectfully,
c. w. WARREN, Conductor,
Chicago & Northwestern r. 4.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
For sale by all druggists.

A farmers wealth depends on the condition OF
his stock. When scraggy aud feeble they are
especially liable to distempers, fevers colds aud
all diseases which destroy animals. Thousands
Of dollars saved annually DF vaIuaber ola
standby, UNCLE SANS CONDITION pow
DERS
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Seven years ago Mr.. Bell, ofttls-
pnonS lame, was a poor man. Now
be Is said TO be worth So 600 600.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

THOUSANDS of persons who are bald to- day
might have full heads of hair if they would only
use CARE CLINE, deoderized extract of petro-
leum which is the only preparation ever discov-
cred that will do this
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

King Alfonso of Spain has conferred
the order of the G olden Fleece unon
Crown PfinceIFrederiek William ofGer-
many.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Worms cause peeVishness fevers, commissions
md frequently death, A pleasant, safe and Ger
ain remedy is DIR. JACQUES GERMAN
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Restless, fretful, crying children are su ffering
and need for their relief Dr. WINCHELL'S
TEETHING SYRUP, which is useful not only
for all disorders of teething infants, but cures
coughs, colds, Group, sore throat, collie and
cramps of older children, and should be kept in
every house for emergencies. Try it, only %
cents. For sale by all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

A letter from Paris says: The wo-
men of France, and especially those OF
the upper classes, are more deVout
nowadays than they have been for .
generation before.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

DR.. Benson's Skin Cure consists of internal
and external treatment at the same time and ii
makes the skin white, soft and smooth. 1t con-
tains no poisonous drugs. 81 at druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

An economical man Will keep the leather of his
harness soft and piable which preserves it from
cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE
SANS HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness
Makers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Heaea he, constipation, liver complaint, bilious
ness are cured By that mild cleansing remedF
which never produces pain, EILERTS DAY
LIGHT LIVER PILLS, only % cents. Solo
nv Druppjsts
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Il is stated that the Duke D Aum ale
of France, fearing arrest an@ the sell
ere of his property, has sold the Cham
tilly Chateau, and gone to Sicily.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

General Grants dinner TO EXPIRE sident
Disz will take place at the New York
Union League Cub house next We'd
nesday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
"EniOy Your Life :"

is good philosophy. but to do so you must have
health. IF bilious and eonstipated, or blood is
out of order, use DR.. Pierce's = Pleasant Purga-
tive Pellets which are mild yet certain in their
operation. OF all druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

II an truly thaalJid tEGt I erer used Or.
Besason's Celery and Chamonaiie Pills for they
cured my periodical headache" Mrs. J. R. Pad
olson, Point Caswell, N. c.: so cts. at druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

UDiamond Dyes are so perfect and beauti-
ful that it is pleasure to use them, Equally
good for dark or light co!ors 10 cts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
The Scarlet Coat to 80.

LONDON. April 3-The decision to
change the uniform of the British
army from the time, honored scarlet to
the soberer gray staggered the recruit
ing se1geants, who feared that: in the
absence of the scarlet, their occupa-
ton would be utterly gone, and for
ever. 1t has, however, been decided to
keep the scarlet in the garrison towns
liz order to lure the rustics. hut to wear
confederate gray whenever the soldiers
are sent out upon active service. The
change-Bhich will begin soon-is an
other blow Of the reforming pickax in
ae structure or the old British army
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

of health is to be found in DIR. Pierces "Favorite
Prescription" to the merits of which as RENE
DIV for feH ale weakness and kindred affections
thousands testify.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Among the ladies' of Vienna, fencing
is very fashionable. Toe bellies of Par
is a'gO indulge in the exercise.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Kaiser William is himself again, but
Bismarck is still captive in the clutch
es of neuralgia.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Druggists say that Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound is the best remedy tor female
complaints they ever heard os.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Sprains bruises, stiff joints, burns, scaIds and
rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sans Nerve
and bone Liniment. Sold by all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

March, the roaring lion, went out
quite meek and lamblike.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Nine, Nilsson will sail for Europe
April is, and will Summer in England.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
CROUCH ON RATS

clears out rats mice reaches. flies ants bed bugs
skunks. chlpmunks, gophers. 15c. Dru ggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

The death of Frau Burt, sister of
General Won Moltke, is announced in
Berlin.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Nine. Nilsson was the observed ofall
observers On Monday night at the Van
derbilt ball,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Father Ryan, the "poet priest" of
Mobile, fingers in Boston where he is
still literarv lion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

Mrs. James R. Wirnan, OF Harrison, O., writes:
DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparills
cured my daughter of dyspepsia and Irregularities
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12

browns Bronchial Tr0ches'' are a
sure remedy for Bronchitis and Hoarseness
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
THAT HUSBAND OF MINE

three times the man he was before he began using
wells Health Rsnewer." 81. Druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-04-12
CACARRH OF THE BLADDER

sTINGING Irritation, Inflammation, all Kidney and
Urinary Complaints cured by "But hupaiba" ST.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-06-01

should be inflicted on the delinquent as
will he a reminder for the future. If
the greatest precautions are not taken
the same catastrophe is likely to occur
on any day when crowds are making
the aerial transit across East River.
The bridge is a grand affair, an &C.
complishment which distinguishes the
American people for their boldness and
liberality in projecting and perfecting
startling enterprises. The bridge is a
credit to this country, if it is safe,
but if q similar horror cannot be rem
dered impossible, it had better be blown
into the river.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-06-01

ssMANHATTAN.s,

Now that the East River bridge is
completed the question of adopting the
general name of Manhattan" for the
two cities is likely to be agitated with
renewed energy. The Mail and Ex-
press says: 'Let the names Of Brook
lyn and New York remain in common
usage, endeared by peculiar associations
and memories, and let the much more
beautiful and fitting name Of 'Manhat-
tan cover the whole Of the great metrop-
oils that shall extend from Manhattan
Beach'-prophetic designation-to the
highlands of W~estchester, the Switzer-
land Of our great city, that is to be the
pride of the continent and the envied Of
all the rest of the world"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-06-01
onraIx or

A great deal Of speculation has been
INDUCED In Of late ~ TO the influence Of
extra.tsrrestrial causes upon the sarth's
mstsorology. Some persons think . con.
nection can BE- traced between the peri.
odical return Of the sun spots and the
prevalence Of violent storms upon the
earth. The evidence on this point has
been, 70 far, conflicting. During the last
two OF three years astronomers have
bean Watching with great interest the
solar storms which recur at intervals Of
about II years. and which during 1881
and 1882 and 70 far this year have. 1t
times, exhibited extraordinary fury.
Whether they. or the causes which pro.
ducsd them, have had any effect upon
the earth's weather is . question that
cannot yet be definitely answered. But
IL il known that they have made their
effects felt upon the magnetic condition
Of the earth. and twice last year during
the prevalence Of extraordinary out.
bursts in the sun the telegraphs were
crippled all over the world. The sun.
spot theorists point to this fact, and say
that If . sunstorm can cause . magnetic
needle ON the earth to tremble and SILVER
~ il shaken by an earthquake, gil the
heavens with the flaming streamers Of
the aurora and cripple the Atlantic cable,
II may be able to make its power felt also
In the production Of storms. Others.
whils admitting the magnetic influence
Of sunstorms upon the earth. pooh.pooh
the idea that they have any influence
upon terrestrial storms.