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Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

III Il: B: 3. 81: :s:Is { { II IS:
Maximum Thsnnomsscr. 81
Minimum Thermometer. so
LOCAL BREvITIEs.
p. P. p, p. Store.
Pleasant rooms and board at No. 200
Spring street. Fine location.
Thermometer for "a hosrs ending oil
S.l5 last evening. Maximum. 81 degrees
minimum. so degrees.
Towels d per dosen, at Joseph Muir
tagh q Cos.
Col. George H. Smith, supreme Couf,
Reporter. returns home from San Fran
CISCO by this mornings Atlantic Express
Linen Table Covers s5c. PIP. r., p
Store.
From and after to-day DR.. E. Robbins,
Magnetic Healer. will be found at No
ls' Main street. fourth house below the
Wright House.
new gngnams' a Joseph Murtagh
TO"
Mr.. W. 8. Waters. Of this city, who
has been spending the past two weeks
In San Francisco. returns home bv this
mornings trnn.
Plain Shades in Summer Silks 5Oc.
p. p, p. Store.
a ~.
o' VIZ W. ~ .s'o oy
- 49, ~ $500. $500 :. AZ s;..;. . =
on promisina TO no to work.
mi. - a., go.
Rothschild, daughter Of Mr.. Meyer
Rothsohild, and Mr.. Isaac Isaacson,
both Of this city, 10 announced.
Co. ~rn ~
,,..-;.. I;. o.s:. !,
l.. .. Cneek' wnich was entered on the
oooks Of the County Recorder.
Deputy Sheriff c. E. Huber returned
to the city yesterday morning after leay-
ing Bsutista Garibsldi. lately sdiudred
insane a. the insane asylum a. stock
'on.
mar. :. Y. hAnnon, OF savannah, ex'
eounsys supervisor, was IN the city
yes'srday' ne iniormed US tnat tne
warm wessns Oh 'ne past three or Tour
Gays /" having . glorious eHect on the
growing gram.
GOOD wide Table linen zoe. +. r. r.
r. store.
We have received complinentsrv
ticket, to the concert to be given At
Arcadia Hall to. morrow Friday, even.
ipo. for the benes;t Of the MusicaI Union
Oh the rresoy'er'An ,norch'
W. r.c.;x.a call v..,sra.v from
NJ r N Smith a. M;,w.,Les VII.
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= s.,;on. .na ,-o mimi ,oos,;on.
v.r. e,.a g. r.cord y..,s,a.v 4 IN.
om,. - c..... p.eorasr Ma.
The schooner American Boy" ar
., - o'n .,,' gu. ".-
- @ - -,
Ethoussud shakes and one hundred thou.
sand feet Of red wood lumber, for the
San Pedro Lumber Compeny.
s,u n,n
The professional card Of DR.. w. w.
Crimson, physician and surgeon, will be
found elsewhere. DR.. Grissom Is a
c;n. ana .n;ov. .ho r.n.,..;o, ~ bs;no
.l;Ilfu, ,tv.;.;an vi. roo,,. ars 81
NJ ~ Ma;, .,~a.,
james JONES' hd' Lambert ana onsrles
johnson, arrested some Gays ago on the
change OF vagrancy and against whom q
cnarge OF burglary was afterwards n'ed'
were examined before City Justice Nor
beinu no evidence AGAINST them.
-
De 'sns.ns 81 WON "'''''A'S '"'es
A. TT r'' r S'rs
A social and dspce to be given by the
ladies Of the Broom Brigade whose az
hibition ut Tarnversin Hall last week
ELECTED suck warn applause, is on the
taps for n,x 'sa,ur.@y night. The en-
'e' s'h'''9n' W oo neia a. Ai"'o'y
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

Dsmiana makes the old young and
the weak strong and healthy. Michel
Levy, Wholesale liquor dealer, agent.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

DIvisIon Of kilograms and Reports for the ben
q Of Qommsroe nd Agriculture. Report Of OBJ
ssrvations tAksn It Los Angeles, Cal, Feb. rs
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

The Mexican remedy for diseases of
the kidneys and bladder is Damiana Bit
ters.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01


Eestsra ov,tsrp evsry style; hot
oiss II e season served on tbs shortest
notice at Congress Hall, corner Of Main
~ w *i.r 49, ~ - 81. co.st siwsvs ~
800 ~, - Ell .s,s,.,Iy ~ ~ 49,
Is = i,,.,,s.. 49, y "a c;as~s
CO. - ss.l.
ladies VINO ere troubled Win cramps
and nsrvousnsss should drink psmiaha
- :.
y. Lindquist, merchant tabor, NO. ~
spring strssf. u himself .prsotaoai cut
in San Francisco and Los Angeles,
knows how v meet the Requirement. Of
his customer. he keeps full supply
sni makes them mn .upon honor. !"
II
va u.a;..,. h.. an ;,vo;so of tho
~. Co.A -. ~ y. s-;s
to remember y.
-. ..
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

HERMOSA VISTA
JUST op9NGUf

NEW, CLEAN AND cokMoDfoUs rhi,
nav rsso.s e sSSs.s. end sis!.cs. Z dsl,sLtsay
Los Angeles. Hss 80 fsst Of vefAnta, extending
around the whols building, fFom which the mon
mAgnincsnt Wow Of mountain, valley and plain
may BE- hAd. Daily stAgseto SD from Los An
gales. a Posle1cs has ben esteblished In III
opened Jsnassy !, 1ooB, which win - greatly
GEOa0E W. GLOVER,
dlk-1n Pppprietor.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

Has the first-class Billiard Parlor Of
the city, back Of Sam Prager's saloon.
Private entrance through Fountain
Square. s2o-6m.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01
THE TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.

Further Particulars of the Maggie
O'Brian Murder The Murderer con-
fronted by the Father Of the Muir
dered woman-The Villains Heart
lessness- Some Talk Of Lynching.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

For health, strength and vigor drink
Damiana Bitters. jane ly
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE ~ TINE
OWNER.

THE BEAUTIFUL TwosToRy FRAME RES
idence and lot, 100 by $50 feet NV corner Of
Pearl and Orange streets; lot 80 by 227ls feet, N
side Of Orange street; one thrce-acre tract on
LOOMS street. Also 40 acres Of choice vineyard
and orchard land, situated three and q half miles
east Of Anaheim and two miles north OF Orange.
Also so acres OF vineyard land on Santa Ana
river. Also So acres Of damp land on said river.
Also 20o-acrc vineyard four miles east Of Ana
helm.
All the above lands are abundantIy supplied
with water for irrigation Title perfect and terms
reasonable. J. X. TOBERMAN,
yeb22 I'm Temple block.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

JOHN sHAFFRR, nAnuihstnlu, q 1ents,
Wagon Cover, Awnings, Etc. hsde BY hand Of
machine: Tents for rent 1sas 81 binds o. Can
No. 10 First street, near Main. Los Angeles.
calilofnia-
IA ~, sm-
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01
EUREKA STABLES,

FIFTH ST.. between Fort aud Hill.
". r. ooox1x.
SHOWCASES i ~ = o.,,,w-,.., pro,-;..o.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

Ladies' who are troubled with cramps
and nsrvousnsss should drink Damiana
Bittsrs. II il pleasant to take.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

An imported Norman Stallion for sale; years
old and weighs l,so0 pounds and over. can be
sssn ct fcrTusons Livery stable, Main street.
GO "
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

Nd. McGinnis has an invoice of the
imported Garcia cigar, and do not fail
to remember IL.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

You will never have sour stomach
Il you drink psmiaas Bitters,
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

WEDNESDAY, Feb 2Sth.
Gonzales VS.. Wieks-C Continued till
Tomorrow at Or. NJ.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

A positive cure for dyspepsia = Dsmi-
anu Bittsrs. Michel Levy, Wholesale
liquor dealer, agent.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

HuRhss's Russian baths, located No.
Is Main street, opposite the Pico House.
Gentlemen and ladies attended TO by
persons Of their own sex.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

II you vsnt . good sppetits. drink
lalniana Bittsrs.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

DO not forget Maginnis' imported Gar
eia oiaar.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1883-03-01

and profitable.
The railroad pass of a certain worthy
clergyman. living not very far from Los
Angeles, had expired, and he applied to
the local agent for its renewal. In his
note he stated that il had been o great
comfort 10 him that he had been able to
travel about free Of expense, and that,
doubtless, by this means he had been
able to labor to better purpose in the
service Of his Lord and Saviour Jesus
Christ. The local agent sent in the
letter to the general ticket agent, en-
dorsed "What shall do?" Being q
pious person he was inexpressibly
shocked to receive the reply : "Tele.
phone J. c.; II applicant still in his
service, fix him."
The members of the Turn vereir
Germania of this city, sympathising with
their countrymen who are sufferers BY
the devastating floods in the valley Of
fhe Rhine. by advertisement elsewhere,
announce that grand entertainment,
and ball will be given for their benefit al
Turn verein Hall next Sunday evening,
The entertainment will consist Of vocal
music by the Singing Section; ''Colum.
bia on the Rhine" by the Dramatic
Section, and gymnastic EXERCISES by the
Turn Section. In addition, comsdietta
in one act entitled "English, will BE-
performed BY Otto Mashl and his tai.
sntsd family. The whole will conclude
with grand ball The price Of admin.
sion has bssn fred ct the moderate SUM
Of nfty cent., 40 that al may contribute
70 the lsadabls object. We expect to
-see the hall crowded to il fullest CO.
pacity.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
a Warn I,iua Dad Man

Hearing that j. NJ. Ruth, the man
who was murdered two weeks ago, four
miles west of Byers, was in Denver, a
Ne1OS reporter went down to his resi-
dence to interview him. Mr.. Ruth is
stopping in tent, in the grove below
the depot, and was found there by the
scribe, sitting on cracker-box and
smoking pipe.
Good day, sir. Are you the Mr..
Ruth who owned the wagon found near
Byers?" asked the reporter.
Eyes, sir. and | understand the papers
here have got lot of infernal-''
"Well, never mind that" broke in
the reporter, Il didn't come down here
to talk about newspapers. This is not
a press association, sir. What we want
is facts. Who do you suspect of killing
you?"
81 don't suspect anybody, of course;
what in thunder would l suspect any
body for? /"
"Hold up. Don't 90 into the reasons
for suspicion. That IL come soon enough.
We'y got to take these things in regu-
lar order, or we never will get through.
1t is very evident that you never re-
ported for paper. Have you no clue
to the preparatory
"Perpetrator be bowed; young fell
low, you're too
''Now, look here, my friend, you
don't seem to understand that you are
in a very delicate position. 1t isn't the
proper thing for corpse to be chasing
around the country and trying to spoil
legitimate items, and the press of this
city won't stand it. People down at
Byers have been hunting all over the
country, looking for the murderers and
the corpse, and you have spirited the
body up here to Denver, and now you
you who are most interested in unravel-
ing this mystery-ref to give US any
clue. tell you, sir, it looks like you
were standing in with your assassins."
About this time Mr.. Ruth's body
stepped around the tent and got big
club and advanced in the direction of
the reporter, who was just starting up
and couldn't stop, but he yelled back:
You can't scare me, sir. Pll have
an inquest on you tomorrow; and I'll
bet it is proven that you committed sui
eide to get your life Insurance, and
don't you forget it. "-DenUer Neaus.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
" Four of Tbose.p

A Cincinnati man with his wife and
two daughters recently went to a restau-
rant after the theatrical performance.
Picking up the bill of fare, largely in
French, and not wishing to show his TO-
norance, he pointed his finger at GER
tain article and ordered the waiter to
bring him '.four of those" The waiter
soon returned, and said: Il guess |
must have made mistake. What was
your order?n The Cincinnati man
picked up the paper, and, pointing.
said: why, four of those" A look of
wonder and amazement shot across the
walters features, but he said nothing,
and retired. After delay the head
waiter came in, and, in polite manner,
said: 81 beg your pardon, but the man
who took your order must have made
mistake. If you will oblige me by re-
peating it | will try and serve YOU"
The prominent merchant in not gem
tie voice. said: why, hang it, four of
those! What's the matter with you fell
lows? You're the most ignorant lot of
walters ever sawr' The head waiter.
considerably nonplussed, said: You
certainly don't wish four of thoser"
What's the reason l don't? l would
like to know if you are to tell me what
| want" replied the merchant. 'Why,
that calls for large macaroni pyramid,
and l don't believe you can get away
with four of them in one sitting" re-
torted the waiter, as be started to fill
the order. He was halted and ordered
to bring on a good supper without any
French to it.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
Reading by the Heads.

Intelligent readers of newspapers may
well be surprised to learn that there is
(among unintelligent readers) a belief
that letter postage has been reduced
from three to two cents per half-ounce.
1t seems almost incredible that persons
who can read and write should have
gained this notion merely from the
printed headings in the daily journals.
But 1t is likely that the deluded people
who have besieged the postof1ice clerks
with requests to exchange three-cent
stamps for two-cent stamps, under the
impression that the former are 10 long
er of any use, have gained this scrap of
news from the hasty reading of dds
play head'' in newspaper. There are
people who pride themselves on their
ability to pick up all the really desirable
news of the day in this manner. They
are ''too busy" to read anything more
than headline. But when it comes to
trading old stamps for new on the basis
of information acquired on the wing. as
it were, the necessity of taking little
time for the sake of accuracy is appar-
ent.-N I. Times.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
n1anitomof pilot.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY %.
Tburlow Weeds Memory.

A correspondent asked Thurlow Weed
how he accounted for his wonderful
memory, and if he had ever done any
thing to strengthen it. He replied: Il
had to adopt a regular method, and l
hit on one that was very effective. L
will tell YOU about it for the benefit
of other young men. l got married in
1918, when | was working in Albany as
q iourneyman printer. In few months
/ went into business, establishing
newspaper for myself, and some OF my
friends thought L was cut out for pol
itician'-that is, probably impressed
my views-strongly on those about me.
But | saw at once fatal weakness.
Nv memory was a sieve. | could re-
member nothing. Dates, names, APP
pointments, faces-every thing escaped
me. l said to my wife, Catherine, 1
shall never make a successful politician,
for | cannot remember, and that is
prime necessity of politicians. A poll
tician who sees man once should re-
member him forever My wife told
me that must train my memory. So
when | came home that night | sat
down alone and spent fifteen minutes
trying silently to recall the events OF
the day. | could remember little at
first; now | remember that | could not
then remember what l had for break
fast. Finally l found l could recall
more. Events came back to me more
infinitely and more accurately.
After fortnight or so of this, Cath
crime said, why don't you telFit to meP
1t would be interesting, and my interest
in it would stimulate you Then | be-
gan a habit of oral confession, as it
were, which followed for almost fifty
years. Every night, the last thing be-
fore retiring, l told my wife every thing
that could recall that had happened
to me or about me during the day. l
generally recalled the very dishes had
had for breakfast. dinner and tea; the
people l had seen, and what they had
said; the editorials | had written, and
an abstract of them the letters | had
sent and received, and the very lam
guage used as near as possible; when l
had walked or ridden-every thing, in
short, that had come within my knowl-
edge. found l could say my lessons
better and better every year, and in
stead of growing irksome, it got to be
pleasure to run the events of the day in
review. | am indebted to this discipline
for a memory of somewhat unusual te-
nacity, and | recommend the practice
to all who expect to have much to do
with influencing men,"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
A Born Niggah Gemmen, Sab!

A storyis going the rounds of the Lon
don clubs. of which Luke who was at one
time Tweed valet, and is now the valet
of a well-known American in London,
is the hero. A young gentleman, fear
ing he might play and drink too heavily
at club he was about to visit. induced
Luke to accompany him to bring him
safely home. Arrived at the club, per-
mission was obtained that Luke should
remain in the card room, instead of be-
ing sent to the servants waiting-room.
As the night wore on and the players
became excited and boisterous, one of
them, who was losing largely, began
swearing at everything in general, and
at Luke in particular, and inquired sew
eral times 'what business that id
niger had in that room" Luke said
nothing for a long time, but, as the
young man did not seem inclined to
drop the matter, but grew more emphat-
ic in his demand that the niger be re-
moved, Luke finally took card from
his pocket, and with great dignity placed
it on the table, saying, There, sir, is
my card. If you want any satisfaction
you can find me. You are loafer, sir;
but l am a born niger gentleman"
and while the players were recovering
from their amazement, walked coolly
away.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
An Old Contention Bone,

Gibraltaris constantly being strength
ened, both by new works and by i'm
proved guns in place of the old ones. A
100-ton Armstrong breech-loader was
brought here from Woolwich two days
ago, and another is expected before the
end of the month. From 5000 to 5000
men are constantly stationed here. At
present the force consists of four regi-
ments of infantry and one of artillery,
and as much vigilance is displayed by
the military as ii state of war existed
with their easy-going neighbors of Spain.
Between the possessions OF the two
countries is piece of fiat, sandy soil,
about 1900 yards in length and the
same in width, known as the neutral
ground" on either side of which the
English and Spanish sentries have been
ut their posts within sight of each otLer
ever since the year 1704,-N y Tribune,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
WHAT THEY SAYABOUT 1T.

Mess. Robinson d Hirarichs:-We take
this means of attesting our high opinion
of Hislrichs' american Corn Cure. Our
opinion of its value in removing C0r7as
and Warts is based on the fact that we
have used it and have found that it will
do just what you claim for il. AS cure
for CorSas and Warts it is deserving of
the highest praise, and we take pleasure
in recommending it to all who are affiict-
ed, knowing that it will effect cure in
every instance.
Yours respectfully,
III. d. SMALLEY, Justice of the Peace.
HUGH MORRISON, City Marshal.
r. d. SMART, County Judge.
G. III. SCHMIDT, Editor Nord Weston.
FRED. HEINEMAN, City Clerk.
G. 5. CANRIGHT. HENRY BURCHERDT.
A. ID. SMITH. FL. KLINGHoLz, 2I1.
l.. BRANDEIS. Royal SNIFFIN.
JOHN PTTZ. FRANK A. MILLER.
J. p. REINDL. WIN. RUNGE.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
The Confusion Caused by Ladies' Names.


Why it was done we cannot say, but
quite number of the streets of Austin
have been named after females. Such
names as Emma, Laura, Isabella, stare
at YOU in large letters from almost every
corner The Austin people, or some of
them, at least, have. become torerably
familiar with Maria, Jane, Susan and
the rest, but strangers are liable to be-
come bewildered by this singulA no
menclature.
A gentleman from Dallas, who had
only few hours to spend in~ou city,
wished to take look at the new Capt.
tol, and not knowing where is was, he
made inquiry of the first man he met.
"Can you tell me how | can find the
new temporary Capitol?"
ssThat's easy enough. Are you famil-
liar with Emma street,"
al am not. l have no acquaintance
with any lady of that name. There is
a family by that name in Dallas, but l
am not acquainted with them. Does
Emma Street live near the new Capt.
tol?''
The Austin man stared at the strang-
er for moment, and then pointing
down Magnolia avenue, he said:
"You see where Maria comes into the
avenue?'
The Dallas man looked in the direc-
ton pointed out, and perceiving fat
old negro woman with a big basket on
her arm nodded his head in assent,
''Well, you must take Maria until you
get to the corner of Elizabeth, and until
Peggy and Sarah come together, and
then you will be all right"
''Look here, my friend, if you think |
am that kind of man because | come
from Dallas you are most confoundedly
off. want you to understand that l
am a gentleman"
"You dog-gasted idiotn' retorted the
Austin man. eff / was as bad off for
brains as you are would bore q hole
in my empty skull and hire niger to
pour in ten cents worth of cheap oleo-
margarine"
The Dallas man shook his fist at the
native. and said:
''rve always heard that the State
Lunatic Asylum was too small to &C
commodate all the lunatics, but now l
know it, and he moved off toward
Esmeralda, while the other party lean
ed up against the corner of Ann and
Matilda and glared after him as he dis
appeared in the direction of Martha
Teas Siftings.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22
Our Common Holiday Trouble.

what is that stuff on your shirt bos-
ON that looks like soap greasep said
the grocery man to the bad boy, as he
came into the grocery the morning after
The boy looked at his shirt front, put
his fingers on the stuff and smelled of
his fingers, and then said, 80, that is
nothing but little of the turkey dress
ing and gravy. You see after pa and I
got back from the roller skating rink
yesterday, pa was all broke up and he
couldn't carve the turkey. and had to
do it, and pa sat in a stuffed chair with
his head tied up, and pillow amongst
his legs, and he kept complaining that
| didn't do it right. Col darn turkey
any way. l should think they would
make q turkey flat on the back, so he
would lay on a greasy platter without
skating all around the table. 1t looks
easy to see pa carve turkey, but when
l speared into the bosom of that turkey
and began to saw on it, the turkey roll
around as though it was on casters and
it was all could do to keep it out of
mas lap. But | rasseled with it till /
got off enough white meat for pa and
Hia anu enough udrh meat lof me, ana
| dug out the dressing, but most of it
flew into my shirt bosom, cause the
string that tied up the place where the
dressing was concealed about the person
OF the turkey, broke prematurely, and
one of the oysters hit pa in the eye and
he said | was as awkward as cross
eyed girl trying to kiss man with a
hair lip. If ever get to be the head of
family shall carve turkeys with a
corn shelter. "-Peck'S Sun.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-02-22

The Sultan of Zanzibar, having made
a trip to Paris, has returned to his own
dominions with passion for two things
in particular pendulum clocks and
straw berry ice cream-and he has en-
gagged skillful confectioner and an ex-
pert matchmaker as a part OF his regular
retinue, to supply him with these two
luxuries to his hearts content. His
palace is furnished with clocks in large
number, and he takes delight in watch
ing them, and seeing that they keep.
time with perfect accord and strike the
hours simultaneously.