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Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09


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-3 Ague, Malaria,
UAsuHyltlil and all Diseases
y caused by De-
rangement Of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
Bad Breath; Pain IN the Side, sometimes the
pain is ielt under the Shoulder-bladc mistaken Tor
kheumaiism general loss Of appetite Bowels
generally eosuve, someiimes alternating with lax;
the head Is troubled with pain, Is dull and heavy,
with considerable loss Of memory, accompanied
with painful sensation ofleaving undonc something
which ought 20 have been done; slight, dry cough
and flushed face Is sometimes an attendant, oiten
mistaken for consumption: the patient complains
Of weariness and debility; nervous, easily sarted
feet cold OF burning, sometimes prickly sensation
OF the skin exists spirits are low and despondent
and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene
fetal, yet one can hardly summon up fortitude to
try tin fact, disfrusts every remedy. Several
ofthe above symptoms attend the disease but cases
have occurred when but few Of them existed, yet
examination after death has shown the Liver to
have been extensively deranged.
II should be used by all persons, old and
young, whenever any of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living In Un-
healthy Localities, by taking dose OCCASION
ally 20 Keep the Liver In healthy action, will avoid
all Malaria, bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau-
sea, Drowsiness, Depression Of Spirits, etc. Il
will invigorate Ike glass Of wine, but is no In
toxicating beverage.
II You have eaten anything hard Of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals, or sleep
less at night. take dose and you will be relieved.
Time and Doctors Bills viii be saved
by always keeping the Regulator
In the Housei
safe purgatIve. ~ niteratIye I've and to1Ic Inw ea1
never Be out Of place. The remedy Is harmless
and does not interfere with business or
pleasure.
1T Is PURELY VEGETABLE.
And has all the power and efficacy Of Calomel or
Quinine, without any Of the injurious after effects
A Governors Testimony.
family for some time, and ! am satisfied Il is a
valuable addition to the medical science.
]. Gilt SHoRrER, Governor Of Ala.
Hon. Alexander III. stephens, Of Ca,
says Have derived some benefit from the use of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it
further trial.
"The only Thing that never fails to
Relieve."--I have used many remedies for Dys-
pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything TO benefit me 10 the extent
Simmons Liver Regulator has. I sent from Min
nesota TO Georgia for H. and would send further for
such medicine, and would advise all who arc sim
ilary affected to give il trial as il seems the only
thing that never fails to relieve.
p. NJ. JANNKY. Minneapolis. MINI.
DIR. T. w. Mason saysi From actual ex-
perienee in the use Of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice ! have been and am satisfied 10 use
and prescribe it as purgatve medicine.
Take only the Genuine, which always
80 "a 'e Wrapper the red Y Trademark
~ils'r.trrc OF J. II. ZEILIN q co.
BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

There is a creek several miles from
WaynesbOro, Ca, which is SO highly
impregnated with lime that it will
take the hair OF horses leg in pass
lug through il.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

The stable Of Paterson grocer is
two blocks from his grocery. His
horse is always unhitched at the store
at noon, and allowed to go to the sta
BILE to feed. Afterward, when the
stable-door is opened, the horse al
ways walks, of his own accord, back
to the wagon in front of the grocery.
Recently, while taking this walk, he
slipped on the ice, and threw a shoe.
Instead of going TO the store, it is
said, he turned and went to black
smiths shop, where he was found
waiting his turn.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

Thousands bear witness TO The positive
curative powers Of the Great German In
vigoraior. See advertisement. Sold b,
Penny a McAlister. Stanford, Ky.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

Said an intelligent ex-citizen Of
England to a friend the other day;
"You paid about sl5 for the coat you
are wearingS' Being answered in the
Affirmative, the Englishman said;
"You could buy it in England for 10
to 20 shillings, but were you there you
would probably not have the shill-
ings."-[ChatanoOga Times.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

IL is said that, Gas a rule, the ma
jorlty of farmers sew seed too deep.
Small seeds need just enough cover
ing to give them moisture and dark
ness. The soil should be pressed on
fine seed only enough to exclude the
light. Especially should this be done
very carefully where seeds are sowu
Immediately before a rain. Many
seeds are lost and the reputation Of
good, honest seedsmen ruined in the
estimation Of individuals because fine
seeds are sown too deep and the soil is
pressed over much hard upon them.
A large number of farmers hasten to
SOW seeds early; they do not wait fol
the ground to get sufficiently dry and
warm. 1t is impossible to give gener
al directions that will apply to all ca
ses, but, as rule, the smaller the
seed the lighter should be the cover
ing aud the finer the soil in which
they are sown." r.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

"Dear Mr.. Jones" said a woman,
"you remind me Of barometer that
is filled with nothing in the upper sto-
ry." "Civine Amelia Brown" said
be-. Yyoo occupy my upper story. =
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09
sais,y

Satisfy, often called vegetable oys.
ter, is rarely grown to perfection. IL
cultivation is precisely the same as for
parsnips. Joseph Harris states that
the seed may be sown as early in the
spring as the ground is in good work.
ing condition, or II may be sown as
late as the first week in June with
fair results. As a rule, the early
sowing is most desirable. The land il
better il prepared in the autumn, and
it cannot be made too deep, or too
rich aud mellow. IL should be sown
in rows twenty inches apart. The
seed is long and slim, and few drills
will COW it evenly without wasting the
seed, hence IL is better TO SOW it by
hand, dropping about two seeds to an
inch Of row, and covering half an
inch deep. II the weather be dry
and the soil very light, It may be GOV.
cred an inch or an inch and a half.
In dry weather il il desirable to roll
the soil after sowing. As soon as the
plants appear. hoe lightly on each
side Of the row, and a few days later
run the horse-hoe or cultivator be.
tween the rows. Suffer not a weed to
grow, and ultimately thin out the
plants. leaving them four TO six inch
es apart.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09
OPERA HOUSE, !,
-sTANFoRD. KY
w. P. WALTON, Proprietor.

Size Of Stage 2Ox50. Eight oomplete sets Of Seem
cry Seating capacity, including gallery, 900.
Reasonable rates to good attractions. Address
as above.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

STRENGTH OF PAPER. One Of the
most remarkable things about paper
is its strength. As an illustration OF
this, note on the Bank Of England
twisted into kind of rope, can sus.
pend as much a: 329 pounds upon one
end of it and not be injured in the
least. There is an article made of pa.
per in the shape Ofa small kitchen OIL
house truck ON wheels used for wheel.
iDg loads around the house. The
sides and bottom Of this are made Of
finely compressed paper and it is ca
pable Of bearing a weight Of FIVE tons.
There are bath-tubs and pots made in
the same manner, by COMPRISING the
paper made out of linen iibers, which
is painted over with composition
which becomes part of the paper and
is fire-proof. The tubs never leak,
or may he put on fires and will not
burn. Ii is almost impossible TO break
them, as you can beat on them with a
hammer and not injure them in the
least. 90
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

Although Kansas has for lLyears
had capital punishment law, nobody
has been hanged except by lynchers.
Under the statuea person under the
sentence Of death is first imprisoned a
year in the penitentiary, and if, at the
expiration of that time, the death war
rant is signed by the Governor, the
execution takes place; but otherwise
the Imprisonment continues.
Abel Winfield, Louisville, says;
81 was nearly dead from a broken
down constitution. Browns Iron
Bitters restored me to good health"
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1883-03-09

ForDyspepsia,
Costivenoss, q
Sick Headache,
Chronic Diar-
rlIoa, Jaundice,
Impurity of the
Blood, Fever and
.Ague, Malaria,
and all Diseases
---m.A n.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
Elaborate Funerals.

The curiosity that impels people to
attend funerals is generally of NOR
bid character, although many persons
are attracted to the house of death by
n desire to see the floral contributions.
There can be little doubt that the fact
that many go with this object in view
is the unacknowledged cause of many
elaborate funerals.
Not by any means the object of least
interest is the corpse. There seems to
be a fascination for some people in gaZ-
ing on death. Therefore the under
takers art is called into service to make
the body of the deceased look its best.
Horrible as it may seem no scruples are
considered in adopting means to secure
this end. Some undertakers, notably
in our large cities, make a specially of
giving life-like and attractive appear.
ance to the dead by the use of cos
metics and various methods known in
the business.
Then, too, the practice of decorating
the inside of collins with brilliant colors
Of velvet and satin has come in vogue,
until the poor lifeless clay sometimes
looks handsomer than the individual
ever did when the strong blood of life
was cOursing through his veins. There
is something repulsive in this trickine
out of the dead, but then fashion will
have its way even in funerals Harris
burg PA. Patriot.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
A Scene OF Human Degradation.

Mrs. Scott-Stevenson, in her "On
Summer Seas" gives the following ac-
count of Russian pilgrimage to the
shrine of st. Nicholas, at Bari, in Italy:
"They were all dressed in kind of
uniform, the men in gray, barefooted,
with stats slung over their shoulders,
on which were tied bundles of clothes
and pair of boots; the women wore
blue serge skirts, gray jackets and red
handkerchiefs round their heads, and,
like the men, carried bundles, with a
water-bottle and tin mug, ON their
backs. They were all slowly crawling
up the steps with bleeding knees and
torn, travel-stained garments, mutter-
ing PRAYERS and endless litanies as they
toiled upward. On entering the church
we saw a shocking sight, so painful that
| hesitate to describeit. Four pilgrims
were on their knees, with their heads
bent down to the ground in the most
unnatural attitude, their eyes shut, and
the swollen veins standing out like
cords from their crimsoned forehea1s.
A man walked by the side of each,
holding one end of a handkerchief,
while the wretched penitent held the
other, and was thus guided along the
pavement. For few seconds We did
not realize what was taking place, but as
they crawled onward we noticed four
marks like dark ribbon behind them,
and it dawned on us they were actually
licking the floor! And such floor!
Thousands of only half-civilized human
beings had been in the church since
day-break, as the tainted atmos-
phere but too plainly showed. For
over eighty yards these wretched Great
ures kept their tongues on the rough
pavement, over every pollution that
came in their way. We were chained
to our seats by horror and disgust, and
in spite of ourselves stayed till they at
last reached the altar steps and were
permitted to rise. Their faces haunt
me still; the small cunning eyes turning
stealthily toward us, and as hastily
turned away; the half-shame-faced,
halfferocious look; the coarse, dirt
smeered features, the matted heads of
hair. and the lolling, lacerated tongues
bleeding over their chins. And these
were fellow creatures, these benighted
wretches, looking like scared wild
beasts! What reli gion can that be which |
permits such frightful exhibition,
such loathsome scene of human de.
gradationr'
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
GOOD NEWS FROM TEXAS.

Ne THOMAS A. Howard Of Honey Grove. Fsnnin
County, Texas. under date Of April s 1854 writes a.
follows:
''Ihsve been suffering during several years from
severe ilness, and . general breaking down Of my
physical system and have tried the treatment and pre-
scrpions Of many doctorsfsr and near, and Travelled
to the Hot Springs and other mineral springs famous
for their remedial qualities. drinking the waters and
bathing systematically in their healing depths but all
to avail as steadily failed In bcath and although
informed by my physicians that my ailments and weak
the result of kidney disease of dangerous
character. they could give me nothing 10 cure me.
Duringthe past two years my sunerings times
dreadful and had the most Understandable palma In the
regions about the Kidneys the paroxysms of which
were severe - to rendr IL impossible for me to
sleep While in this deplorable and discouraged con-
dition YVES persuaded TO try Hunts Remedy, and aft
er using less than half bottle my great suerngs and
paroxysms Of pain entirely relieved. and could
sleep better and longer had in two years before
and although am now my third bottle only my i'm
provcment Is very remarkable. and regret that did
know of the wonderful curative powers of Hunts
Remedy before, as It would have saved me years Of
suffering heartily recommend IL TO all aiic,ed with
any kidney disease disease Of the urinary organs
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
One Life Saved Thirty Times.

"Snooze" has the reputation of be-
ing the greatest life-saver in Harlem.
His breast is decorated with innumera-
BILE medals. On Sunday Snooze very
seldom has money, and so the idea of
becoming life saver took possession of
him. He saves very easily, guarantees
TO perform the work elficaciously and
well. He takes to the Harlem Bridge
with him street gamin, who waits till
the draw opens, and then, before the
Mortified crowd can realize it, topples
from the bridge into the river.
Snooze is on hand. Quick as flash the
coat is off, and he plunges, amid solemn
silence, down into the river. The street
Arab who assists him in the business is
an expert swimmer, and soon his body
floats on the surface. Snooze ap-
proaches. The body sinks. Down goes
Snooze, and after half dozen exciting
dives the body is brought to the land
and the street gamin is revived. Then
another conspirator, somewhat neater
dressed than the diver, opens his purse
for Snooze and magnanimously leads of
with ten dollars. Snooze has made hun
1reds of dollars at the business and
wears thirty-seven medals. He has
saved one life thirty times.-M. 7.
World
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
FARM AND PRESIDE.

"A charming way to flavor custards
is to beat fruit jelly with the whites of
the eggs; red raspberry jelly and ounce
jelly are especially nice for this Chi
cdgo Journal.
"A small proportion of kerosene adj
ded to castor oil and thoroughly shaken
makes it less liable to gum when APP
piled to axletrees, mowers and other
farm inplements.-M Y Herald.
"A practical farmer recommends the
growing of two crops of buckwheat in
succession as means of exterminating
wire-worms. They will not est buck
wheat and are starved to death.-Chi-
caqo Tribune.
"A correspondent writes that sure
way to kill burdocks is to cut the top to
the ground. then with sharp knife
scoop out a hole put in a teaspoonful of
kerosene oil. There will be no further
trouble from that plant.-Prdirte
Farmer.
To clean brass kettle: Put it over
the fire with little water in it, and
when it is quite warm, wash it out with
soap and water thoroughly. Dry it,
and then take sweet oil and rottenstone
W POLISH IL anu IL VIII Slliuc ulOSt
beautifully Household.
"A western farmer who tried wheat
bran as manure for wheat, reports
that the effect of an application of one
ton of bran to the acre was equal to
that obtained from the usual applica-
ton of mixture of bone dust, guano,
lime and wood ashes, and the differ
ence in yield of the crops that received
bran as compared with those not so
treated was very great.-Boston Tran
script.
Pure, wholesome milk in a clean
cellar or milk house, where the tenn
tperature is not over seventy degrees,
twill keep sweet for thirty-six hours, and
Twill not become thick under forty-eight
!hours. Otherwise something is wrong
with the COWS. A cow exposed to the
hot sun in pasture, or having impure
water to drink, can not be in healthy
condition, and the first appearance OF
trouble will be the premature souring
of the milk.-NeO England Farmer.
One reason why corn bread is so
often unsuccessful is that the batter is
made too thick: it should be thinner
than for johnny-cake, as the flour helps
to thicken it. Then one ought not to
rely too implicitly on receipts; some
kinds of -four and meal thicken more
than others, so it is well to observe
carefully the first time you use flour OF
meal from a new sack. On account of
this difference many cooks prefer to
purchase -four by the barrel, even for q
very small family.-N p. Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

The statistics of suicides for the
past six months show, as usual, that the
Germans who commit suicide nearly
Outnumber those of all other national
tiles added together. Many explana-
tons of this curious fact have been at
tempted, especially as in numerous cases
of suicide by Germans no motive has
been discovered. Some physicians at
tribute it to the effect of excessive beer
drinking, which produces that state of
maudlin melancholy known in Germany
as bier tdntasie. Chicago Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
: Home Items.
An your own fault
1fyou remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that never-Fdii.


The weakest woman, smallest child,
and sickest invalid can use hop bitters with
safety and great good.
Old men lettering around from Rheu-
matism, kidney trouble or any weakness
will be almost new by using hop bitters-
My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use Of hop bitters and rec
ommend them to my peOple.-Methodist
Clergyman.
Ask any good doctorif hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
-Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness,
will leave every neighbOrhoOd as soon as
hop bitters arrive.
:" My mother drove the paralysis and
neuralgia all out of her system with hop
bitters. Ed. Os,oegO Sum.
Keep the kidneys healthy with hop Bit
tiers and you need not fear sickness.
Ice water is rendered harmless and
more refreshing and reviving with hop Bit
tiers in each draught.
The vigor of youth for the aged and in
firm in hop bitters!
-,,Atthe change Of life nothing equals
Hop bitters TO allay all troubles incident
Thereto"
1.-THE best periodical for ladies to take
monthly and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit is hop bitters."
Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing
children, will cure the children and benefit
themselves by taking hop bitters daily.
Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease that might have been pre-
vented by timely use of hop bitters.
Indigestion, weak stomach. irregulari-
ties of the bowels, can not exist when hop
bitterS are used.
A timely . use Of hop
Bltters will keep whole family
In robust health year AT a little cost.
To produce real genuine sleep and child
like repOse all night, take little hop Bit
tiers on retiring.
That indigestion or stomach gas at
night, preventing rest and sleep, will disap-
pear by using hop bitters.
-Paralytic, nervous, tremulous old ladies
are made perfectly quiet and sprightly by
using hop bitters.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
An Arabic manuscript, dating from

An Arabic manuscript, dating from
the latter half of the fourteenth century
1365), conveys the curious information
that the merchant vessels trading at
that time in the Indian Ocean carried
four divers, whose duties were solely to
discover and stop leaks in the hull of
the craft below the water line. Sound
of the trickling water indicated the
points of danger.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

"GoLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY" is not
only a sovereign remedy for consumption,
but also for consumptive night-sweats,
bronchitis, coughs, influenza, splitting of
blood, weak lungs, shortness of breath, and
kindred affections of the throat and chest.
By druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

For years 1 have been afflicted with Hay
Fever. gave Ely's Cream Balm q trial.
The relief was immediate. l regard N.Y.
self cured. G. SCHRRIBER, Supt. of Cord
age Co., Elizabeth, N. j. Price 30 cents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

The latest report of the British Con-
sui General at Havana expresses the
opinion that, although the definite
abolition of slavery in Cuba will not be
accomplished until 1888, slavery will
have practically ceased to exist before
the end of 1885.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

INVENTORS HAND BooK-FREE.-Justo out.
How great fortunes have been made. His
tory of inventions; valuable to all who read
and think. Order it by postal card. N. W..
Fitzgerald, Solicitor, Washington, d. G.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03
n..ut,sn, woman

are made pallid and unattractiye by func-
tional irregularities, which DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription" viii infallibly
druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

BLoBsoN calls Accomplishments "bald-
headed music''-because they haven't got
any air.-BrliHgton Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

BE careful in your conversation with the
rider-hc takes fence easily.
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

A MAN can afford to lose a bad temper,
and by not advertising for its return make
money.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

DR.. PIERcE's Pellets"-little liver pills
(sugar-coated) -purify the blood, speedily
correct all disorders Of the liver, stomach
and bowels. By druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

CoNYERs, Ga.-Dr. w. II. Lee says:
"Brown's Iron Bitters is good medicine
and many are using it in this place."
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice
crows, cleared out by "Rough on Rats. r15c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

HAY.FEvER. I have used Ely's Cream
Balm for Hay-Fever, and have experienced
great relief. recommend it as the best of
all the remedies have tried. T. B. jerks,
Lawyer, Grand Rapids, Mich. Price 90 cts.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

IT is no longer polite to SPEAK Of Q man
as having been hanged. Say he went to
the other world as an assisted emigrant."
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

THE turn of the "tied''-starting home
ward after tho wedding trip.-On City
Derrick.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

KoEBLING has resigned from the charge
of the Brooklyn bridge, and it can be said
of him that he is an engineer without a pier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

The bootblack shines while he works, but
the lazy man whines while he shirks.-N.
Y. Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-03

REDDING's Russia Salve is the most wonder
full healing medium in the world. Try it.