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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06
FORTY-EIGHTH CONGRESS-
SENATE.

Washington, 5.-HOdT pIeScuIeu
ioint resolution of the legislature OF
Massachusetts, opposing convict la
Dor on public works of the United
States.
Blair presented Joint resolution
of the legislature of New Hamp'
shire, opposing further land grants
TO railroads and any renewal of
forfeited land grants.
Butler introduced bill to repeal
the internal revenue laws now in
force. and abolish the internal rev.
enue.
CuIlom introduced a bill to reor>
ganize the legislative power OF Utah.
Cameron, (Wis.). to provide for
the appointment of another circuit
Judge for the seventh judicial cir
cult of the United States.
Logan, to provide for granting
public lands to soldiers and sailors
of the late war.
Cockrell, to provide for the ap-
p0intment of a special commits
sioner to visit the principal eoun,
tries of Central and South America
for the purpose of collecting in
formation looking to the extension
of American trade and commerce
and strengthen the friendly and
mutually advantageous relations
between the United States and
other nationalities.
Blair, joint resolution proposing
a constitutional amendment regard
ing alcoholic liquors. The proposed
amendment prohibits the manufac-
ture or sale Of distilled alcoholic
intoxicating liquors, except for
medicinal, mechanical, chemical and
scientific purposes or use in any of
the States or Territories, and the
importation Of such liquors except
for the purposes named, and the bill
provides that should the amend
ment not be ratified by three,
fourths of the States before the last
OF December, 1890, the prohibition it
proposes shall take effect as an act
Of Congress at the expiration Of ten
years.
Morrell then read a prepared ad,
GresS on coinage, giving his we'll
known views upon the silver cues
ton at great length.
Morgan offered a resolution. which
was agreed to, instructing the CONS
mlttee on Indian affairs to INQUIRE
into the expediency Of creating a
military academy west of the MIS-
SlsSlppi river for the training and
educating of Indian youths and men
up TO the proper age as soldiers, and
10 admit them when qualified into
the regular army.
Hoar introduced a bill in relation
TO federal elections. 1t provides for
the use Of patented baiIo, hoy and
counting device; requires all ballot
ing and counting Of ballots to he
uone In an open meeting which
snail not be adjourned until eli the
ballots are counted and the result
publicly proclaimed by The officer
III charge, who shall a be
United States marshal
VI supervisor, who shall be the Gus
t; OF the boxes, as representa-
s strG VI the Attorney-G General, who
S Soa nave the primary charge and
responsibility of such boxes.
d = message was received from the
areSluent, and the Senate went into
executive session and adjourned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

on Guy DR.. Bensons Celery and
." rt Pills and introduce them
lug go. Personal kaaoso zedoe
c ~t1@ experience Of their effects on
TTSSIterS prompts this act" Rev. J. p
! tugett, rector, st. Iuke's church
, c3y -ersoorg, Pa. Fifty cents at drug
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

SHnOH'S VITALIZER Is what
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

An Ohio man has been deserted
oy MS wife and is now crazy. His
condition, is not serious, however,
and his friends confidently look for
an early recovery. Joy seldom
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate OF Henry Maibep. deceased.

Estate OF Henry Maibep. deceased.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN By
IN the undersigned, sdministIa:rix Of
the esta'e of Henry Msiben, deceased, to
the creditors Of. and sll persons having
claims against the ssid deceased, to ex-
hibit them with the necessary vouchers,
within ten months sfter the frat publics-
ton of this notice, to the said admins
trstrix at the Office of Stayner s. Sim
mons, Main street, Salt Lake city, Salt
Lake County, u. T.
FLORA L. M. MAIBEN,
Administrative OF the Estate of Henry
Msiben. deceased.
Dste1 at Sat Lake city, November
26tn. 1883.
CHAS. w. STAYNER,i
Attorney Of the Estate. d.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

Iowa girls are said to have the
strongest voices, but after all the
loudest yells of the Iowa girl can
not be heard half so far as the
whispered Eyes" of a pretty Phila-
delphia girl.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06
DIR. P. STElNHART,
SPECIALIST
Former Partner of
DIR. M I NTIE.

SAN FRANCISCO,
Has Perrs aneDtiy Located in Salt Lake
City at his Private Residence,
10. 224 First East St., bet. Second
and Third South SITS.
Can be consulted daily from O'Clock
a. m. to o'clock pm. and from Z 10 8
O'Clock pm. Sundays from 10 am. to !
pm. He has had twenty-five years ex-
perience in the special treatment Of all
Venereal, Sexual and Chronic Diseases,
and guarantees to cure all urinary
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fections Of the Throat, Skin
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of Self Abuse, youthful follies and ex.
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sion, the effects OF which ale various,
msddening end destructive 10 both body
snd mind, and unless cured will ter
inmate fatally. The preserce Of the
disease causes continual consciousness
of q slow and grsd2sl decay of all the
power of body and mind with loss of
&C snly power and vigor, defective mem
Dry, heart affections. loss o: sight, noises
! in the hesd and ears, confusion Of ideas,
aversion to .ociety, excessive prostration,
trem bling Of the hands and limbo, con-
sumption, marssmus and ultimate de.
rangement Of the mind. The will power
| becomes so weak that the person seems
to lose control of himself and cannot
look one square in the face. 1t also causes
Dvsnens;a and INDIGESTION with Hear.
and Kidney Disease.
TAP E-WORM
Expelled In "a Hours no Cure,
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PILES
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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
The Old Mans Opinion.

1t was September, 1879. The
train that bore Bode Hawkins to
college caught him from the arms
of his mother and sister. Very
glum was Bode Hawkins, and very
reluctant he to go to school. CAV,
shawl he growled, II donkare to
90, so what's the use? Doggone
the collidge, it don't do no good,
and | won't know no more wen l
come back than 1 do wen L go
away. I'd ruther drive a team r
learn 60 trade r somethin'. bod
fetch Che thing, anyhow" June,
1888. Ambrose Hawkins returns
to his ancestral halls on the farm.
All rush to embrace him as he
steps from the train. Ambrose
Hawkins gazes fixedly at them
through the oriel window that in
cludes one eye, and delicately ex-
tending two fingers for them to
grasp, he murmurs: "Aw father
gently, my deah fellah, gently /;
easy on the ring, ye knaw; bless
you, me mothaw-how, no thanks;
kiss you when we get home,
We knaw; how do, brothaw- broth
aw-well, bless me soul, but aw I've
forgotten the boys name. Sistaw
will you kindly hand me Drawses
faw me boxes to the luggage NAV
staw. Avis this-this the vehi-
cle?' And all the way home the
old man didn't say a word, but he
just drove and thought, and thought
and drove, and nearly all that night
he sat up twisting hickories and lay
ing them to soak in the watering
trough down by the cow barn.
And he told q neighbor next morn
ing that che had about four years
of college larnin' to unlarn for Bode
afore the boy could holler at yoke
of steers like he used to, but the
boy seemed to be comm round all
right, and he reconed he'd do by
'n-by."
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
The EAllish Drink

A minister of the gospel told me
one of the most thrilling incidents
1 have heard in my life. A mem
Der of his congregation came home
for the first time in his life intoxi-
Gated, and his boy met him upon
the doorstep, clapping his hands
and exclaiming: "Papa has come
homew He seized that boy by the
shoulder, swung him around, stag
gered and fell in the hall. That
minister said to me: 'I spent the
night in that house; l went out,
barred my brow that the night dew
might fall upon it and cool it.
walked up and down the hall.
There was his child dead, There
was his wife in convulsions, and he
asleep. A man of about thirty years
asleep, with a dead child in the
house, having a blue mark upon the
temple where the corner of the mar
BILE steps had come in contact with
the head as he swung him around,
and his wife on the brink of the
gravel Mr.. Cough said my
friend, II cursed the drink. He had
told me that I must remain until he
awoke, and l did. When he awoke
he passed his hand over his face
and exclaimed: What is the
matter? Where is my boyY You
can not see him. Stand out Of
my way! 1 will see my boy To
prevent confusion l took him to the
child's bed, and as l turned down
the sheet and showed him the
corpse, he uttered q wild shrek:
'Ah, my childr" That minister
said further to me: Zone year
after he was brought from the luna
tic asylum to lie side by side with
his wife in one grave, and 1 attend
ed his funeral" The minister OF
the gospel who told me that fact is
to-day a drunken hostler in a stable
in the city of Boston. Now tell me
what rum will not do.- 1t will de
base, degrade, imbrute and damn
Everything that is noble, bright,
glorious and God-like in human
being. There is nothing drink will
not do that is vile, dastardly, COW
ardly and hellish. When are we
not to fight till the day of our
death?-[ j. B. Cough.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
Joke on a Commissioner.

A train on the Chattanooga rail
road stopped below Bellbuckle a
few days ago on account of a hot
journal, which was blazing up and
threatened to set fire to the car.
The moment the car stopped the
rear brakeman ran back with a red
flag TO stop any coming train. The
conductor went to the last car to
see that the brakeman was doing
his duty, and then set to work to
cool the journal. While he was oc-
cupied with this task a man of dig
nified appearance approached.
"What did that man go back with
that red thing for?' he asked. The
conductor paid no attention to him
and he repeated the question. Final
ly he remarked tOthe unmindful con
ductor: "Do you know who 1 amp
The conductor replied that he did
not, and what was more, did not
care continental. "I am q rail
road commissioner, sir" The con
ductor, nothing daunSed, retorteG
that the commissioner ought tC
know without asking what the rec
flag meant.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
Size in the Fast Trotter.

st. Julien is full sixteen hands
high, and Maud S. is only a shade
less. Much diversity of opinion
has existed among horsemen as to
the best height of the trotting horse
for both speed and endurance com
bined. The late Hiram Woodruff
considered fifteen hands two inches
as the best type, and cited the
swift and game mare, Peerless, as
an instance of the correct model.
But, since his day, the trotting
horse has improved in form as well
as in speed. Certain it is that, to-
day, the great performers are large
horses. Not only are Maud. S. and
st. Julien sixteen hands high, but
Rarus overtops them, and Edwin
Forrest and Trinket and Clingstone
and Edwin Thorne and Black Cloud
and Jerome Eddy and Smuggler
raise the standard to the same
height. They are all large horses.
Occasionally grand performer is
small, like Goldsmith Maid and
Hopeful, but their want of size is q
painful disparagement to their will
power when larger horse of equal
speed is matched against them
This was apparent every time the
long, low, daisy-cutting stride ol
the mighty mare, Lady Thorne
overhauled the shorter movement oi
the smaller Goldsmith Maid on thC
home stretch, or when the stately
'Rarus overcame the rapid drum
beat revolution Of the dimutive Mol
lie Morris in their memorable con
test at Cleveland before Raru.
could beat 2:20 in public or privat'
trials. The trotting horse may b,
a grand performer, and still b,
small, but, other things being equal
he will be a grapder performer if b,
possesses greater size. This asser
tion is made in the face of the fac
that Flora Temple, for years tn
Queen of the turf, was only fourteen
hands and three quarters high, ant
| Goldsmith Maid was only tw,
inches taller. The large horses ar
so greatly in the majority that thes
two instances are really exception
to the rule. The large horse has S
much greater sweep and power {
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
Effect Of BANGS on a Girl.

Bangs on a girl, western paper
says, give her an unruly look like n
cow with n board over her face
You take the gentlest COW in the
world and put board over her face
and turn her out in q pasture, and
she gets the reputation of being un-
ruly, and you would swear she
would Jump fences and raise merry
hades, and you wouldn't give so
much for her by $40 only for beef,
1t is so with the girl If she wears
her hair high ON her forehead, or
brushed back or even had frizzes,
and has a good look, You will 90
your bottom dollar on her, and feel
that she is as good as gold, and
that when she tells her young man
that she loves him there is no dis
count on it, and no giggling back
but take the same girl, with her
front hair banged, and when she
looks at you you feel just as though
she would hook, and YOU can't
trust her. She has fence dumping
look that makes a young man feel as
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
..Tn What Base Uses"

Elmira IN. " Husbandman :
The monopolists must be hard
hit, for the New York Tribune-the
journal founded by Horace Greeley,
but now the special defender and
apologist for monopoly crimes
comes out with most unjustifiable
and untruthful attacks upon indi-
vidual members of the anti-monop-
oily organization. When we search
for a reason we find it in an impor-
tant document just issued by the
anti-monopoly league, startling
list of corporate aggressions, among
which is the fact that Whitelaw
Reid, the present editor Of the Trib-
une, acted as Jay Gould's lobbyist
on the floor of the United States
senate to place a railroad judge
upon the supreme court bench; and
it closes the long list Of specilica-
tions with the following ringing
charge which probably fits closer
than the talented editor of the Trib.
une likes:
'That to perpetuate these abuses
the perpetrators thereof are now
seeking to control the thought oi
the nation. Leading journals arc
purchased with ill-gotten gains, anC
the ablest editors IN the country are
engaged to preach peace on eartt
and good will to men in one col
umn, while misleading innocent in
yestors and villying patriotic citi
zens in the others"
The Tribune's snbserviency t.
monopoly at this time as compared
with its stardy fight for the righ
when edited by grand old Horac
Greeley, irresistibly suggests Ham
let's words, 'sTo what base uses w
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
Bill Nve's Hornets.

Last fall | desired to add to my
rare collection a large hornets nest
[ had an embalmed tarantula and
her porcelain lined nest, and de
sired to add to these the gray and
airy home of the hornet. l pro
cured one of the large size after
cold weather and hung it in my
cabinet by a string. When warm
weather came something reminded
me of it. 1 think it was a hornet.
He logged my memory in some way
and called my attention to it.
Memory is not located where l
thought it was. It , seemed as
though wherever he touched me
he awakened a memory-a warm
memory with a red place all
around it.
Then some more hornets came
and began to rake up old personal
tiles. 1 remember that one of them
lit on my upper lip. He thought it
was a rosebud. When he went
away it looked like a gladiolus
bulb. I wrapped wet sheet around
it to take out the warmth and re-
duce the swelling so that 1 could
go through the folding doors and
tell my wife about it.
Hornets lit all over me and
walked around on my person. 1
did not dare to scrape them off, be
cause they are so sensitive. You
have to be very guarded i'm VOur
conduct towards hornet.
l remember once while l was
watching the busy little hornet
gathering honey and June bugs
from the bosom of a rose, years
ago, l stirred him up with a club,
more as a practical joke than any
thing else, and he came and lit on
my sunny hair-that was when 1
wore my own hair-and he walked
around through mygleaming tresses
quite a while, making tracks as
large as a watermelon all over my
head. IF he hadn't run out of
tracks my head would have looked
like load of summer squashes.
remember I had to thump my head
against the smoke-house in order to
smash him, and l had to comb him
out with a fine comb and wear a
waste paper basket two weeks for Il
hat.
Much has been said of the hor-
net, but he has an odd, quaint way
after all that is forever new.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
How Grant Got to West Point.

An old army acquaintance OF
General Grant relates story about
how Grant came to 60 to West
Point. The story is absolutely
true, he said. When Grant was
young man living with his parents
at Galena, H., be was sent to a
neighbor's house to borrow some
butter. It is a regular thing in the
country for neighbors to borrow
from each other. Everything is
held in common. Young Grant ar
arrived at the neighbor's house just
as the family were sitting down to
dinner. Being invited, he took a
seat at the table with them. Du-
ring the meal the head of the house
produced a letter he had received
from his son at West Point, stating
that he had failed to pass the exam
ination and was coming home. He
wrote so his parents might not be
surprised to see it announced in the
papers. AS soon as Grant returned
home with his butter he started out
ON trip for himself. He ran all
the way to the house of the con
gresham of the district, nearly a
mile. Arriving there, he went up
to the representative and said: 'Mr.
Blank, you have said that you
would like to do something for me.
I want you to promise to appoint
me to the first vacancy you have to
fill at West Point"
why" said the astonished NJ c.,
''do you want to join the army?"
EYES," said Grant.
"Well, you can have the vacancy,
1 guess, but none are likely TO occur
for long time
"By the way" said Grant, off So
and-so fails"-mentioning the name
of the boy whose letter he had
heard read-"will you give me his
placer
"Yes," said the congressman,
good-naturedly, 'but if he fails you
can't pass the examination"
The congressman met him a day
or two afterward. "Well, Ulysses,
he said, you got ahead of me that
time. That boy has failed, but 1
will keep my promise to you.''
And he did
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-09-06
whv Not be a poctorg

Quite number of our young
men are studying for the medical
profession. We do not wish to de
ter them from this laudable pursuit,
for a physicians calling is one of
the most honorable, ennobling, hui
manizing and useful in the world.
But all is not gold that glitters,
ana the following are some of the
sweets of doctors life: If he Wis
its few of his patients when they
are well, it is to get his dinner; and
if he does not do so, it is because
he cares more for the fleece than
the flock. If he goes to the syna-
gogue regularly, it is because he
has nothing else to do; if he
doesn't go, it Is because he has no
respect for the Sabbath nor relig-
ion. Ifhe speaks reverently of Ju-
daism, he is a hypocrite; if he
doesn't, he is a.materialist. If he
dresses neatly, he is proud; if he
does not, he is wanting in self-res-
pect. If his wife does not visit you,
she is "s,uck up;" ifshe does, she
is fishing for patients for her hus-
band. If he has good turnout,
he is extravagant; if he uses a
poor one on the score of economy,
he is deficient in necessary pride.
If he does not write a prescription
for every trifiing ailment, he is care
less; if he does he deluges one
with medicine. If he makes par
ties, it is to soft soap the people to
get their money; if he does not
make them he is afraid of q cent.
If his horse is fat, it is because he
has nothing to do; If he is lean, it is
because he isn't taken care of. If
he drives fast, it is to make people
believe somebody is very sick; if he
drives slowly, he has no interest in
the welfare cf his patients. If the
patient RECEIVERS, it is owing to the
good nursing he received; if he
dies, "the doctor did not under
stand his sickness" If he talks
much, 'we don't like a doctor to
tell everything he knows" +" or 'he is
altogether to familiar" if he don't
talk, "we like to see a doctor socia-
ble." If he says anything about
politics, ''he had better let it alone;"
if he don't say anything about it,
"we like to see a man show his col
ors." If he does not come Immedi
ately when sent for, ''he takes
things too easy" if he sends in his
bill, ''he is in a terri BILE hurry for
his money" If he visits his pa
tients every day, it is to run up a
bill; if he don't, it is unjustifable
negligence. If he orders the same
medicine, it does no good; if he
uses any OF the popular remedies of
the day, it is to cater to the wAims
and prejudice of the people, to fill
his pockets; if he don't use them, it
is. from professional selfshness. II
he is in the habit of having frequent
consultations, it is because he
knows nothing; if he objects to hav-
ing them, on the ground that he
understands his own business, "he
is afraid of exposing his ignorance
to his superiors. If he gets pay for
one half his services he deserves to
be canonized Who wouldn't be an
NJ. D. .?-Hehrew Standard.