The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-05-03
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Ssnce she suls have soi 10 using
bsndoiips "a iis.f beaAs they are m Ee
stab W that ewes
lss'i u little psssdofiesl 10 sp@si q
. nae ~ efsn1 sbsn be u 40 se, in hss
ninA that you cant igrn bimf
"A kcpsyi covered vnh biris dcts poi
arg, l,a, iLe man sbo has 70 pay ior d
vhsai.s .ben the Liil comes 10.
An o.~tso cossiy Gov reoes.ly died,
snd it Scr stomach Was foInd bosom pin
snd ,so hair pias. II 70 suspected she
ssaIlas % a millmsid
II sirange astronomical pheaomsnon "
seen m she lac, thai slsn tho ifsie father
takes down bI. irasl strap there arc liable
10 be- spots on the soa.
--''i0n Deedn't bs ~ crasiy. said Tod
klbs 10 his better bali Better b. little
efas,y than not bali baked" VAS the reply
Of bis smisble spouse
Proud Mr. Blobb-- IN my boy amt
soso 10 be president. signs DO no,
count Why tina, hoy'Il run away from
school every dss 10 20 s.hship'."
Ella Wheeler says ia one Of her po'
sm.' oh. Is. De hurry on" You lad
better take Il easy. Ella. Some Of tie
boys ssy you are over thirty already"
-Electficians measure electrical guam.
titles by ''ohms. Can this lie tho reason
tha, sneoe,er the lightning ffiehtens .
~oman she invariably shrieks, ''0bm N.Y.
"a Bangor schcol,as'sm has lt7 chews
Of gum. all captured during one term Of
school. She estimates that she will not
have 70 spend one cent for gum during the
whole vacation.
1t has been . matter Of wonder why
women should kiss each other; but the
reason is simple enough when you know
H. That is al the way they can stop each
other from talking
--"Boss. have your boots shinedf" said
= Southern darkey to Jay Gould. IL am
not boss, was the reply. "You are boD
Of yonr own boots, sin't your" retorted
the black bootblack.
A few days ago . man wearing saw
age expression aud carrying club entered
newspaper Office 10 interview the editor
Hc went 10 like lion. and came out like
a damned, -
Il, doesn't take Northern invalid very
long ~ gel well IN Florida When the
first weeks hotel bill is presented be gen.
orally says: Il guess I'm well enough to
start for home this afternoon.
"A Texas country paper recently lost
more than half its advertising patronage
by putting the advertisement OF q marble
yard Immediately after . doctors card.
The doctor ordered his card out.
The Emperor William says he feels no
older nov than be did forty years ago.
However, when he is called upon TO pnt
mp a clothes line or split up an armful Of
wood he feels the fieeting years.
The English lang seems to have
reached its most complete development
Ia California, where one editor calls anoth
or: "Yoa crab-headed old tribolite, you
bullet. pa.ed entro. mastracsn poecilopo-
dus."
Landlord Were so crowded, / am
sorry 10 say, that you two gentlemen will
have to sleep in the same bed with another
guest Travellers: 'Oh no; we cant do
that: we're Changers, aud don't want any
middle man"
When a California; scboolma'am can
seize a three year old steer by the horns
aud wrench his neck six inches ont OF true
what earthly show would boy fourteen
years old stai.d Of cleaning out the educs.
tion foundry
An Erie Ian lady. who had kept q
boarding house for thirty years and whose
hash bad undermined score OF most pow
erfal constitutions, met her fate in q sig
nficant manner: She was killed while
"boarding" train.
They we're discussing an elopement
and one lady. turning to her friend, said
Don't you believe II would kill you IL
your husband VAS to run away with anoth
or womsn'" 1T might" was the reply.
Great Joy sometimes kills"
"A Ssliis MOI woman won $40 on a
bet that she could chop . cord OF wood
have lost her wager, however. il there had
been 10 that vicinity back yard fence with
another woman leaning over it.
they say Charlie has married. Do
you know his ~iicy Is sh. womln oil
any in,eligcncey Is shs we'll ipformedf"
"Well iniormeil Well. should say 80. |
She has belonged TO the village sewing |
circle for ten years, aud never missed =
meeting.
II have i've hundred dollars which ]
would lie 10 inyesl ~ as 10 get big in
come itoa II al once. What would you
sd,isey--John L. buy live hundred
dollar brussels carpet aud hire ii around |
for Poop to hang out during house-clean-
ing time.
"a, rceen, meeting Of the lady man
ayers Of a Tfvy local charity question
came up as 10 the admission u ~ appli.
cant over eighty years Of age. when one OF
the managers arose and said; Il am op
posed to the admission Of any octagons
into this institution.
Young lady gust from boarding school,
.. dinner table; PLEASE, papa. ia like
leg Of the roast chicken" ''You have bad
one, my dear. and your brother had the
other" Young lady. in sprightly man