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Lora EEiggietOn in Arkansas.
TArkansaw Traveller

lord Higgleton, who came TO Arkansas
with q view to the purchase Of q large tract
of timber land, does not like certain social
conditions which ne found in the remote re-
gions where the steam whistle has never dis
turbed the quiet Of the squatter.
Some time ago, while riding alone through
the woods, be lost the pretense of a road
he had been attempting to follow. Night
came bringing with if heavy b!acl: cloud
from which q torrent of rain began to pour.
Just as he had dsspaired OF finding q place of
shelter, lie saw small light cleaning among
the trees. Guiding his horse in that direction,
he soon came TO q fence surrounding a small
house.
Say, my good man." he called.
''You bet Tin a good man." replied some
one opening the door TIN counted the best
man in this community. No longer ago tkan
yesterday flung Abe Nucllle. Don't know
Abe, I reclin."
'No, an not acquainted in this country" !"
and, thinking TO impress the man with his
rank. which in America he knew was always
toadied to, lie added Il am the Lord"
''The devil You sayl Then recldn you air
q stranger here. Jule," turning to his wife,
''git up. The Lords out here"
You don't understand me- said the earl
Of Higgleton, waiting for an invitation be-
fore disnounting Il say am the Lord"
'Oh, yes, Understand. Amt been much
acquainted with yer in the past, but recbin
Ken make up for lost time in the futur'"
''I am as wet as drowned rat; don't you
know"
Don't know, ,podner-scuse the familiarity
but have reason ter jedge that yer air.
Never seed a man that could stay out In the
rain without sittin' damp"
''Look here, Pm tired Of this foolishness"
I'm lookin' thar, but KANT see nuthiH."
''Well, darn your bloody hide, haven't you
got enough ssnse to ask a man in out of the
rainr'
''Recliin' I've got the sense, but amt got
bloody hide, and it would take good 'un
to bloody it. II yer don't believe it, JUS
sliTshucll yesselfr
No usa, you know, to talk to methat way.
am graduate OF boxing academy"
''Yds and split rails fur ten years carry
maui IL one sleeve and handspike in the
other, an 3 wedge on top o my bead"
You, pap" called the woman, s'let the
or suthin' o the sort.n
eA--4 - 5J'-4 ~ i't~'tSr LliI1, kcSSPn Ne agS
1t on, but don care If he's General Jackson.
much less tie Lord, he kant tamper with
ne"
''You persist in misconstruing what say,n
said Lord Higglebon.
julie, did yer hear that worda Blamed If
7 don't believe he's sort of a Lord"
81 want to come into your house and dry
myself by the fra
Then come on, fur yer as welcome as the
fresh air IN June. Come in, SIR be added as
the stranger approached, you didn't say
that you wanted tc come inn
'fBut you might have known that did,
eyes, but never try ter tend ter other
folks business. Il was norated aroun, this
neighborhood orrct that l could whip the
devil, an' when you said yer were the Lord
didn't know but yer wanted little fun.
Make yerse'f at home, sir. julie, git the
inc n
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OUR AVERAGE TROUBLES
[Alfred Gleason in Detroit Chan.

[Alfred Gleason In Dst-ois Cham1
One summers evening long ago,
There came g bind that none did know,
And the Ginko Tree said "Wos is uieln
"Tis the Woggly Bird" said the Ginkt
"Ah, mel All, me! and woe is mel
'TiS the Woggly Bird" said the eGinko Trea
Under the shade Of the tree it sat,
And built It's nest in the Ginko's hat;
And the eggs were laid that seemed to be
The eggs Of the foe to the Ginko Tree;
All, me! ah, mel they seemed to be
The eggs OF the foe Of the Ginko Tree.
''It's most absurd, its most absurd!
I'll not be fooled by the Woggly Bird"
The sad tree sang, and 'sWoe to mel
Why was ! born Ginko Tree?n
1Ah, me! ah mel and woe to mel
Oh! why was I born a Ginko Treer
"Revenge is sweet!n the Ginko cried,
To stand upon his head he tried;
But failed, for he'd not been taught
When young to posture as he ought;
All, me! ah, me! hefd not been taught
When young to posture as he ought.
So now the little Woggfets roost
(At least year ago they used
Upon the branch-if branch there be,
The branch of the iIl1used Ginko Tree.
All, mel ah, mel If branch there be,
They roost ON the branch Of the Ginko Tree.
MORAL
There's no such thing as the Ginko Tree,
There's no such thing sud ne'er win be;
It's also true-though most absurd
There's no such fafng as Woggly Bird,
All, mel ah, me, it's mast absurd
But thers's no such thing as a Woggfy Bird,
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ChiIdren's TOiletteS.
rThe SaacOn /

Children's toilettes are less subject to the
caprices Of fashion than those Of their elders,
and the shapes worn for some years past are
so becoming, graceful and healthful that SEN
sibie mothers who consult the well-being of
their tender Off spring often express a hope
that such loose styles may not go out for
some time to come. 1t is true attempts have
often been made to copy in q certain way the
costumes Of ma1nmaS young aunts, or older
sisters, yet On insurnountable obstacle for
the dressmaker who wishes to turn delicate
figure of four or five years into the stuffed
dimensions Of a fashionable puppet, is the IN
formed, growing frame of the little wearer,
which cannot be brought to look anything
but awkward in q tight fitting style, and as
to inprovers, strings and hoops, long skirts,
pointed corsageS, and voluniinouS trimmings,
we ask, would these agree with the youthful
vivacity and sprightliness of our little
friends?
Happily, too, for the present generation,
art has acquired sufficient sway to dictate
laws in this line of fashion, and it is row uni
versaily agreed that garments giving freedom
Of limb and action lend grace and charm to
young people OF all ages, though it must never
be forgotten that any inherent faults and
faihngs in the Juvenile forms of children and
good girls should be concealed as gracefully
as possible.
the richness Of children's costumes depends
upon the age of the wea-ers; and the loveiiest
dresses arecertainly seen on little people be-
tween 2and u years, for babies are always
drcSsecf in loose clothes
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One lIass OF Misery.
[Cor. Detroit Free Press s'Household. n

[Cor. Detroit Free Press s'Household.T
One Of the greatest causes Of misery among
the working classes is early marriages. Thou
sands marry for what is called love without
the least comfort The poor wife is continu-
ally at her wits end how to make both ends
meet; the care, the misery, the suffering she
has to go through, is impossible to describe
The family is continually living from hand
to mouth, the husband fears to be out Of
work, he cannot look the future in the face,
and there is nothing left for them but q con-
tiuual struggle against poverty Home to
them is not home; it is only a name. If the
husband happens to die the wife and children
are left utterly destitute, nothing for them
Nu5 the Poorhouse and the paupers' grave.
The very love they have for their children
makes them miserable. Wiz love make these
poor people happy? say, no. Love can
never make people happy under such circum-
stances. John Bright says: "It is one mass
Of misery from the cradle to the grave"
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A Reform in Chiidren's Parties
Needed.
[Saratoga Cor. Peck's Sun.l

lSaratOGa Cor. Peck'S Sun.
Children's parties are al, right when they
gre conducted in rational manner I say
rational not in the sense that would have il
understood that the chiiirens parties as
given here at Long Branch, Newport and
other watering places are irrational, but they
are overdone am told, however, that New
port has given up tie custom of making the
childrens ball a regular weekly affair.
have had several talks with some Of the good
old mothers who have been summering here
at the Estates" and they are of the same
opinion as myself that a reform should be
instituted, not political, as would naturally
be supposed, and of which SO many have
started here at Saratoga, but a reform in
children's parties.
Twas talking recently with a mother on
this subject, and she, with tears in her eyes,
said she would not come to Saratoga another
season with her children. She said she had
come each season since she was married, and
had of late years brought her children.
"But," says she, 81 cannot come and bring
them another season if these children's parties
are continued have heard great many
other mothers express themselves In the
same manner. And can you wonder at it9
The demoralizing influences Of these un-
natural displays are abundantty evident in
the whole after career and development Of
these little ones who are so fortunate as to
have fathers and mothers who, unthinhngly
send their children to these parties, thinking
only Of the present in their childeus lives,
and anxious that they should have as grand a
time as the children 81 thef ne4yhbrs or
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Consult Your Convenience.
IsI1s. DR.. Roe in Eousekeeper.1

DI. I1Oc III iOUSthSSpSI.J
To all who are striving to make strap and
buckle meet around the bundle of their wants,
would say: You can reduce the bundle
very greatly by discriminating between youI
needs and your fancies; between what you
bly for comfort and what you buy for show.
Q, the cowardice and folly Of trying to ap-
pear richer than you arel In trying so equal
or out-do your neighbors, Or in stinting your
family in order to make feast when com
pany comes.
/. 1t is vulgar to overload a table, besides be
ing expensive and unsatisfactory. You are
no better than slave until you are above
minding what people say or think. Be q
brave woman, consulting your own means
and convenience rather than the opinion OF
your neighbors Put dignity, neatness and
simplicity in your style of living and others
will be only too glad to follow your example.
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How q Chinaman Cooks Rice.
1New Yorlx SI1n

"Melican man no sabe cookee lice said a
Mott street Chinaman who was industriously
washing big pan Of rice on the edge of the
sidewalk "She no washee plenty. Heap
washee makes lice good"
The Chnaman poured on water, carefully
rubbed the wet rice between the palms of his
hands, bringing the grains just 10 the sur
face. Again and again! he poured the water
off and renewed it. When he lad washed
the rice in dozen waters, carefully remov-
ing imperfect grains, he drained off the re-
naming water, leaving the rice in q snowy
mass
"How cookees" ne said in answer to q cues
ton. 'Put no too muchee water"
A Chinaman uses just so much water that
the rice will cook dry. He never touches a
spoon to it, and when it is done every grain
is whole, soft, and thoroughly cooked.
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Novelties i'm wal, decoration.
Cincinnati 'Erquirer.l


A patent has recently been granted 20 two
New York parties for a new process for orna-
rnenting walls, ceilings aud paper -taneings.
The method of ornamenting surfaces con
sists in applying q thin layer of a plastic
mass or paste on the surface and producing
relief ornaments in the mass by means OF
steel combs and other suitable implements.
Second, The improvement, in the art of orna-
menting surfaces consists in applying thin
layer OF mixture Of white lead, whiting,
plaster Of Paris, oil and drier on the sur
face to be orna1nented, and then producing
relief ornaments in the said layer, which Is
plastic, by means OF combs Or other suitable
implements.
Perhaps the most decided novelty in paper
hanging is Lincr1sta- Walton, a preparation
resembling rubber, embossed in all styles OF
French scrolls and geometrical figures. After
mounting, it is to be painted first in temper,
and then bronzed. 1t is as durable as the
house itself and worth from 20 cents TO 5l.25
peryard. 1t is intended to be used for dados,
wall designs and panels.
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The Platform Adopted by the Democratic


State Convention, Au0,sst 3. 1888.
We, the Democracy of Minnesota, in
Q invention assembled, reafirm our devo-
tion to the time-honored maxms Of the
Democratic party, that that government is
best which governs least; which leaves the
citizens in the enjoyment of the greatest
personal liberty consistent with the rig hts
of others and the public welfare; and while
it affords fall protection to life and prop
erty, allows the ereeds, business and Gus
toms of the people to remain unfettered
by sumptuary laws, class legislation and
extortionate monopolies.
First That every species of taxation
levied upon the many for the profit of the
few, creating monopolies and producing a
revenue in excess Of the wants of the gov
ernment, economically administered, is
unjust, tyrannical and dangerous. Sound
policy requires that the business of people
should be free from oppressive duties and
vexat ous restraints, and that all legisla-
tion ia reference thereto should be impair
tial in its objects and equal in its burdens.
We, therefore, favor such a Thorough re-
vision of the present tariff laws as will
remedy existing evils and result in the
establishment of tariff for revenue only,
as the permanent commercial policy of
this country.
Seconc-That constitutions are made
to protect the minority Of the people
against the entertainments of the naiority /;
that no proposition for change of or
amendment to the organic law Of the state
should be entertained or submitted to e
vote of the people, which If adopted by
the majority, would prevent the minority
from exercising their inherent and ina
!ienable rights. That We consider the en-
aotment Of sumptnary or prohibitory laws
subversion of the rights Of the people
and that We are unalternately opposed TO
them.
Third-Thst We appreciate the impcr-
tance of liberal appropriations for the
i'm provemers of tbs Mississippi river; but,
inasmuch as the river and harbor bill has,
under Republican administrations, become
an omnibus" for the corrupt combinations
by members of congress, We would favor
the adoption CT an amendment to the con-
stitution eonferring upon the president
the power TO veto such provisions of the
river and barbor bills and all other ap-
preparation bills, es, in his Judgment, are
unwarranted.
Fourth. That the patent laws sbould be
ri7ised, to the END that the innocent pur
ehasers of manufactured articles, using
the same in good faith, shall De protected
from harrass1ng and oppressive suits for
the infringre,t Of patent rights.
ResotGcd, Fat the maintenance in pow
er of any l.olitical party for an undue
length OF time tends to an assumption of
power inconsistent with democratic prin-
cipais of government, and is dangerous to
the rights of the people, and we therefore
urge upon the electors of this state they
carefully investigate the existing stats of
things with reference to change OF state
administration in their own interests.
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friends II GneSe Iauns7Is 1919, wuv
have been so generous in the display their
children make in the ballroom at these wa
tering places, would stop and think of its af-
ter effect, do not believe these ctildren's
parties would be continued. 'sAt 10 years
of age the little girl of the day is an incipient
coqGette,n remarked an old gentleman who
was spectator at one of these balls. Sat
IA she is d finished woman of the world, and
knows as much as her mother, and enjoys
her knowledge great deal more.'
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What a Woman Has Developed.
C,hicapo Inter 0cean.1

A Mrs. Chapman, of New York city. hes
created a small industry on large scale for
women She began by making the large col
lars for children out of two braidS, the ordi-
nary Feather edge" and ''rick-rack" con-
nected together, or aided in forming designs
by lace stitches, executed with crochet nee
dies and knitting cotton. The demand be-
came so great that her own hands were una
bic to supply it, and she began to employ
women and give Instructions in the aIt,
which is not difficult.
This was four years ago. Mrs. Chapman
has now 700 women on her books, living in
different parts of this and other states, many
on Long Island and in New jersey. They are
mainly married, and do the work at home,
and as help, or in order to have some
money Of their very own" Some few ladies
come in carriages to get their work, which,
Of course, is not very remunerative, being of
kind that can be taken up readily end does
not require much skill. The pecuniary result
of ten hours work amounts to about dollar.
The articles includes collars, cuffs, collarettes
dresses, caps, lace covers for the toilet and
the ike, and might be extended to coverlids,
curtains, shaIns, and other things in
definitely. Seventy-five thousand collars
we're supplied last year to the wholesale
house that takes all of Mrs. Chapman's pro-
ductionS
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A New Theory Of Love.

(Clara Belle in Cincinnati Enquirer.]
Wha. IS all this finery fora Does it mako
men admire usa Or love usi Have fine
feathers really anything to do with fascinat-
ing these male birdss Sentiment is beyond
me, anyhow. A journalistic friend assured
me that sympathy was the great fnciter Of
love He said that the Rev. DR.. Buckley
told him Of having met, in an asylum, two
bcansiful and accomplished women, who
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The Misfortune of Raising False
Hopes.
CCo-. Whitnhalf Ti,one


The tendency of the age is to level the bar
riers between the sexes; girls play tennis,
they row, they rink, they skate, they sit in
smoking rooms, they dance, not only in the
evenings, but in the afternoons. The
natural tendency of such intimate associa-
ton would be natrimony. But the fact is,
that men who might had serious inten-
tions are frightened off before liking begets
love. There is an all-,Tevailing fuss
pervading the intercourse Of young
people which is altogether detrimental.
The instant a pair begin to show any par
ticular liking for each others society, the
wide world around them is instantly on the
qui vive. The mother watches fuses, re-
ports TO her cronies, and too often catechises
the girl, wounding her sense Of de,icacy, and
making her Conscious and constrained, or
leading her TO imagine herself beloved, when
the mans feeling is only that of pleasure in
the society of a young woman who does her
best to make berseif agreeable.
Men are usually ignorant how girls note
and weigh taa attentions they receive, and
that they impart the details OF such homage
to sympathetic, if not envious. feminine ears,
thus giving body to vague nothings, and
brooding over trifes till they gather shape
Meanwhile, the man, having said the pretty
things his idea Of poiteness has prompted,
goes away, forgetting them and their
recipient while she is expecting a declaration
as the result OF few soft nothinSs, squeeze
Of the hand or tender glances. Women are
not aware, on the other hand, how sincerely
he may like and admire q girl without a.
thought beyond mere goodwill. And it is
precisely the better kinl OF man who falls
into the misfortune Of raising false hopes;
the man who believes IL ths simplicity and
candor of women, desires their sympathy
and values their regard.
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Cheap Books and Good Editions.

Il Lil4allSL Jilld ILHeSlJ
When the broadside form Of cheap books
was first issued, some years ago, the criticism
was made among the lovers Of good editions
that it wou,t be fatal to taste In the buying
Of books. But no Judgment could bsvs 1een
Daily globe., 1883-10-30
WORK.
Grading Rice Street.
OFFICE OF TEE BOARD or PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. "a, 1883.

Sealed bids VIII be received by the Beard OF
Public Works in ard for the corporation of the
city of st. Paul, Minnesota, at their Office in
said city until Y m, on the 5th day of Novem-
Der, A. D. 1888, for the grading of Rice street
from Blanca street to tie north city limits
in said city, according to plans ard specifications
On file in the Office of said Board.
A bond with at least two (2) sureties n sum
of at least twenty t20) per cent. of the gross
amount bid must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to reject any
or all bids.
JOHN HARRINGTON, President.
Official: r. L. GoRMAN,
Clerk Board of Public Works. 29S-308
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Rut Little Lare,

French women of fashion rse very little
lace or linen around the neck and wrists, and
it is said to be allowable to dispense with it
altogether, using dark velvet next the flesh
to bring out its delicate tints
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Ramsey County Democratic Ticket.
Register of Deeds-C. Fl. LIENAU.
Treasurer-WM. E. BURTON.
County Attorney. j. EGAN.
Coroner-JAMES A. QUINN.
County rs-City-GEORGE
MITSCH, P. R. L. HARDENBERGH.
County Commissioner-Co -Country-JACOB
HINKEL.
Daily globe., 1883-10-30

English Proverb: There is one good wife in
the country and every man thinks that be
Eath her.
Daily globe., 1883-10-30
SAUK CENTER ACADEMY,
AND
Commercial Institute.

This institution is the "Grove Lake Academy
of Individual Instruction." which by a liberal
bonus of land and money by the people of Sank
Center is now located on the banks of Sauk lake,
one and half miles from the village. The
school will enter on its seve, tn We and resume
business on Monday, September3 This school
has been complete success, an has given to
its patrons entire satisfaction. No classes.
Pupils recite alone in private roors. Reference
to the business and professional men of Sauk
Center. 1t viii pay parents who have SONS to
educate from home to send for cular and rulea
of this institution. We havs mple sccommo-
dation for eighty (s0) boardsrs
san,sat,wkly THE RINCIPAL-
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POLITICAL. 9lss.s.
TIE DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET

Governor-A. BIERMANN, Olmsted
county.
Lieutenant Governor-R. L. FRAZEE,
Becker county.
Secretary of State-J. j. GREEN, Le
Sueur county.
Treasurer-JOHN LUDWIG, Winona
county.
Attorney General-JOBN W. WILLIS,
Ramsey county.
r. R. Commissioner-A. T. LINDKOLM,
Washington county.
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deaf and dumb men. They might have had
their pick, to a reasonable extent, from
among men with full faculties, and yet they
had chosen husbands who never had and
never could speak or hear word. The two
matches had proved SO agreeable that a
young heiress of the neighborhood
was betrothed to third pupil
Dr.. Buckley had convinced himself
that sympathy in these instances begot love
The Rev DR.. Newman was in the party, and
my friend quotes him as dissenting from
that theory and saying, ga woman invaria-
bly, has an ideal man in her mind for a hus-
band. She doesn't often find his counter
part in reality. Now, what is it that usually
disillusionizes her? It is the mans. talk.
He looks like q very commonplace mortal.
Now deaf mute doesn't let himself down in
that way. His methods of conversation are
so laborious that he doesn't resort to them
unless be has something to say. He remains
hero in the estimation of the woman whom
he impresses favorably by his person, and
she falls in love with Linn for good and all"
So we had better stop dressing carefully
and hold our tongues in case this theory is
sound and reversible as to sexes.
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Jerry Greening:

Jerry Greening: Tn tongues O. some men
know be very ike clocks as run on strikin'
mot G tell ye tn time o. day, but jest cause
theys something wrong inside Of EN-
Jerry 0feening: Alters provide fer ev.ry-
thing beforehand, cause since things in.
variably turns out dfff'rent from what you've
ranged fer, it n make 70 eaminar with dis.
sppHntmen4 an siet.
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SaIe t)f SIuInDage
TATE 4 LANDS.

STATE OF MINNESOTA,
LIND OFFICE, ST. PAUL, Sept 4, 1888.
Notice is hereby given tnss I win offer at pub
tic auction, at my Office, Saint Paul, on Thurs
day, November s, 1885, at l o'clock p. m, all
Pine Stumpage OF State Lands exposed to waste
or damage, in accordance with the provisions of
section 81, chapter S8, General Statutes of 1873.
". W. BRADEN,
Commissioner OF the State Land Office.
Sept5-wed&fn-9w.
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THE ST. PAUL DAILY GLOBE TUESDAY MoRNING OCTOBER 80 1888