Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-08-31
PETROLEUM. v. Massey.
He and the Democracy Of the Corners are
dissatisfied with Kentucky.

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State NV Kentucky, August 10, 1888 =
There Is wide slrsd dissa.isfacksheu among
the Dimocrisy Nv the Corners, and [ con-
fess to gharin in it myself When we
heard that Dorsey, in 1880, had gone into
IDjeauy with $500, coo and bought up Dim
ekrata at even the ridicklus price Nv 81 q
head, the iron fust entered our sole. No
body comes to Kentucky corruptly buyin
nv us up, becoz we are coU2tid on ez en-
tireiy shoor anyhow.
l hev notis5 in politix that the men witch
WIZ bought up vuz alluz them witch WIZ
onsartin. The stiddy voter, the man witch
kin allnz be depended onto, gifts no crums.
Them is throwed 20 the doubtful fellers,
wich joodishusIy hold eff till they find
wich way their interest lies. Them are
alluz the ores wich are seen.
The trouble wuz intensiiied when we
herd that Jedge H0adly, Nv Ohio, paid
$50 600 for delegates to seekoor his nomi.
nashep. $50, 600! Deekin Pogram drawd
long sigh, sayin That it wuz the one re-
greet of his life that ne WIZ not an Otioan.
0,000i That money joodishusly and
ekitably dividid wood make many man
comfortable, il State wher the best Nv
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and prOporshuDately low by the quart.
Iazaker GAyitt eed he ned borne the heat
and burden Nv the Gay for years. but he
had never he3 q chance to 0e cuTruptly bot
up. Ii .wuz burnin shane. Kernel
M'Pelter sed he he'd never reserved any.
taing ceptin an occasional invitashen to
take suthin, wieb, however convenyent it
mite be at tho time, coed net be depended
onto ez reliance.
Bascom remarkt that it wood be batter
ef we he'd n Republican party in Ken.
tucsy, so ez to stir the Dimekrstio feeders
up TO the expsnditoor NV suthin hat afore
| convenshuns and eIeokshuns. He ned o
brother in the 'sloon biznis at Peterville,
in Ohio, wich ailaz calkilated on hevin &
hundred or two dollars every isll from the
Dimekrasic candidates to yoose in jOodishus
| treetin, and his place wuz good deel more
4 part Nv the Dimekratic organizlshen
than the poosepapers. The heft NV the
Dimocrisy nv that seckshun didn't under.
stand noosepapers, but every man Nv EN-
Good realize wat three.fugered drink Nv
noe whisky meant. That Language they all
understood.
sympathize with 'em fully. Wat the
Dimocrisy nv the Corners wants is more
Dorseys among the Republicans and more
Hoadiys among the Dimokrats. Wat we
need is man witch wants to be Governor
wich will cum up ike a man, with his
| pockits full Nv money, and say to delega-
shun "Here, want to be Governor.
hev $50, 600 about my person, which 700
are welcome to. Dnrbin Ward wants to be
Governor, too. Very good he hez the
rite to run. But hez he $50, COO? How
much kin he pay 700 for yoor votes
Nothing? Well, then, wat good is he TO
VOC? Here's the aoodlep
And then we shood take his $50 600 and
nominate him. Thst simpli!ies pollytix.
That makes the dooty NV the average Dim
ekrat SO oleer that he who runs may reed
| the fggers on bank. note. IL does the
proper thing for every body. Jedge Hoadly
wants to be Governor-he gifts it; we wan;
$40 bills and we git EN-. And ez the man
wIch buys his nominsshea In this way gin
orally intends tn make it up ont nv hi:
offs, after be is eleotid, Their Gums subse.
quent Givvys Wich gives us comfortable
subsistence and makes things easy all
around.
The Dimocriby Nv Kentucky, hungerir
and thirstin, espeshly thirstin, demand in
thunder tones that they must be corruptly
bot up.
Tne Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky want to
know who is the fucher Dorseys and Hoad,
lys, and do they mean business in Ken,
lucky?
TIE Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky want to
know eff they amt with ez much per head
ez the Dimocrisy of Ohio and Injesny.
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shun NV Rspublikin party in Kentucky,
SO ez 70 git 1t close enutf to make a Dime.
krats vote with puthin. The Dimocrisy
of Iuieaoy and Ohio hev the bulge onto us.
They git actoosl cash for their votes, com.
mensin with the convenshun, ez delegates,
and endin with their votes at the poles.
That is becoz Their is opposishen to the
Dimocrisy in them States. We lsngish on
okkashenel drinks, and now and then 0
loan from candidate WITCH wants little
bigger majority than any one else.
| the Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky wich fur.
nishes the votes will never be happy till
the Republicans git show epuff in the
State 10 hev EN- send Dorseys down here
to corruptly buy US up at SO much a
head, and the Dimecrats git Hoadlys
enuff tt spend $50 900 for nominsshen.
Then the rank and file Nv the Dimocrisy
will hev money in their oreeches jist the
same as they do in Ohio and Iujeany, and
the 'sloon biznis will be put upon a cash
basis.
We shell tu.wunst permit Che organiza.
ton Nv Republican party at the Corners,
aliowin it to git jist large enuf to be dan.
gerous, and not large enuf to controle.
Then Bascom will be better satisfied and
we shel all be happy.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
(Statesman.l
+4"A doubtful friend is worse than a Ger.