The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-06-21
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ls.a s~4t lIss4i ess hasAf~d sbesp Msay
pod ss,ts.ss ia .ilI 50 ssnsr this
samsasef
: Every school girl lie sbe ,sns srsss re-
gsou II Keslsely bssiss hsr eonpo~'iaoo
.ih ssTsss sfsss 10 green. Thee vhy
40 the, call !, laas'
I've lssssi craze snsosg The Easlish
ssssl. !. mnis riding This presents an
cshsr cppossars 10 ring Ia the old ~
si.aa, ,l.e 'sessrpsI kisess 81 th'sga
The lslssi agDpy 10 Coz . ycpna lady
10 Asss dss 70 match l.ef dress 40 a..
rl,~ays 49,. We wosld like W 80 :
crashed slrssi,efry dos.
People pho tny 90 credit shoald no
nemis,r sl.s asfal .rsmpie Of the late MI
Masaisst. sho died sith the r~9nrsi.
Charge. Chester. charge, upon has iips
: Logic - somsisiacs 81 fault IL does
noe al~sys iollos that tho ssn Sho eats
h.s l. therefore srsiy. nor thai The boy
whn est= dsiss all gro. up 10 lbe an al
iasaae
The man Who discovered st,sra. mis.
tAars 81 tho bible. ana sent around look.
ias Ter The ciap sho wrote Il 10 have
,hean CORRECTED, s,ill lilisa farm IN western
M.rlissn
YpaaY ,s,lliie,snr writes why
doe. .i.is have irsi.istutsy Ny dear
h,s. il doe.at The Legislature has the
Al 1. ssefy time Has Il by the throat BY
large maiari,y Has il by the pocket
bo0k. Has !, Oh 10 hack.
The ssason ia over 10 Florida, and the
siAte ssalsim.og silensicn by announcing
il. COLLECTION u living euriosiiies. ne
gro aho wears No Is shoe - the latest
phenomenon. The tracks point towards q
watermelon patch,
Al economical correspondent OF Tex.
as e0asults NJ on tho matter Of making .
little moaet 20 gool wAys According
10 CUR fflcAN Rttt fH@rh way WYNN w w F"s
u iuio an envelope and send ], to u.s.
"A young man OF our town sent bis
swesiheart boquet on Monday, and she
tins wrote bin rob, the permeating arc.
ma u thar altogether too lovely exuber.
ance o. nature inflated my afaatus aud kin.
died IN my soul passion that time cannot
obliterate. 3"
A little boy sstonisbed his compan.
ions the other day by telling them that he
bad spanking team 1t bis house. An ex-
ciiei crowd Of Toys bad walked nearly
home with him when one Of them asked !
"Wha, dye call emp PA and ma,
was the reply
Ma, said Miss Psrvenu. Jennie
Jones has beef presented at court in Lon.
don" That's nothing" replied ma.
"why, l was in court two whole weeks
when my sister WAS getting her divorce.
We are just AS good as the Joneses."
"A middle aged lady applied TO Mr..
Barnun for the position OF circus manag-
err When asked about her efficiency she
naively replied that she had been married
three times. and II any one could explain
the meaning Of the word circus, she was
the person.
School committeeman examining
scholar. "Wherc Ia the north polef" II
don't know, sir" Don't know Are you
mol ashamed that you don't know where
the north pole isa" "why. sir. IL DR..
Kane aud Sir John Franklin aud Capt.
DeLong couldn't lind il, how should /
know where il isi"
"A very good story is told OF Lord
Role. He commanded troupe Of yeo-
marry cavalry. When they were up for
training il was reported to him that some
Of the men had been fighting. He called
the offenders before him and sternly told
them that he didn't want any hgting men
ia bis regiment
Then II ! understand you," said .
merchant TO . customer. you do not intend
10 pay me the amount you over" your
understanding is correct, Cap'n." And
you call yourself an honest man, do your
YES sir. III we're not honest I would
tell you intended 70 pay; bns being hon
est. do not wish to deceive you."
"Ohl Why art thou not near me, OIL mv
lover sang serensder In 0lasslow. ID.
other night; aud yet when the girl who
was leaning ont Of the sindow. lost her
balance and dropped right on him. the
fellow acted a. confused as conld b..
Some men csnnot stand success.
Al the late meeting OF the MishigaG
general association OF Congregational
churches dapper Young student asked
DIR. l. II Cobp. secretary OF the consre.
eatsonal unisn. "wiIl they ALLOW man
cut west TO wear a silk haty" Yes. sirg''
said the doctor. ''bu. they want 10 kao~
what he's 60, nader it
Dad you see anything that particu-
larl, 5, uck your fancy when you we're
looking around the furniture rooms TO-
dsyy" asked Young husband Of his newly
made ~ife a. she returned from . tour Of
furniture Inspection, Yes" sh6feplied.
j saw something exceedingly pretty in
looking glasses II have % doubt you
did. be replied. ri you looked into them. |
The halo Of acalm. sweet peace rests upoa |
that bone
An old lady r,cently received new
bonn,i Shortly alter she was Missed.
and her absence became so proirscie.i
tina, The family g'ew anxious, and instiln
ed search Finally she vss discovered /