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Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

A gentleman at the theater sits behind a lady who wears a very large hat. Excuse me, madam; but unless you remove your hat l can absolutely see nothing" Lady ig- nores him. Excuse me, madam
 but unless you remove your hat something unpleasant will hap pen." Lady ignores him again. Gentleman puts on his own hat Loud cr1es from the audience, '"Take off that hat. Take off that hatF Lady thinks they mean her hat, anc removes it. "Thank you, madam.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

John Roach, the ship builder, says that in eighteen years since the war the United States spent for new naval vessels only S3,OO0,O00, while England spent $156,00O,0OO, France S8S,OOO,OOO, Russia S35,CCOOOO, Italy S32,O0O,GOO, Germany $37,000,000 Turkey S17,OO0,OOO, Brazil $10,OO0, 900 and Chili S7,O0O.OOO-aIl for iron clads. In all, over S400,0O0,OOO ex pended by our naval and commercial rivals
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
Dr. SPINNEY.
 NO. Il KEARNY STREET. Treats all Chronic and Special Diseases.
NOETNG HEEN

2 g -sSH VA E4-s
 Who may be suffering from the effects of youthful fOIhes or mGlsGretiOn will do well to avail themselves of this, the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. Dr. Spinney will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weakness or pri- vate disease Of any kind CT character which he undertakes and fails to cure.
 MEDDE4E-ASsED MEN.
 There are many at the age of thirty to SIX. ty who are troubled with too frequent evac- nations of the bladder, often accompanied by siioht smarting or burning sensation and 8 weakening of tho system in manner the patient cannot account for. On examin- ing the urinary deposits ropy sediment will often be found and sometimes small particles of albdmen will appear. or the CO., for will be of a thin milkish hue, again chancing to a dark and torpid appearance. There are many men who die of this difficult tv. Ignorant of the cause. which IS the sec ond stage of seminal weakniss. Dr. $. will guarantee perfect cure in all such cases, and a healthy restoration of the genito-urin ary OrGaUs.
 Office Hours-10 to and to s. Sundays from 10 to II A. IT. Consultation free. Tho rough examination and advice, s.
 Call or address
 DFs. SEENEEY & co.
 dec1tf No. II Kearny St. San Francisco.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

owed lie was made the object of suspicion and calumny. and notwith- standing his clear abundant proof to the contrary, he was still made the object of their venomous shafts until disheartened he withdrew from pub lie life and finally died of broken heart. -Wlliamsport Grit.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
Served Him Right.

"Why dld'.you strike this man?" asked a Justice of the Peace of a prisoner. "I had sufficient cause your Honor. He came to my house on a visit. He criticised my chil- Iren and laughed at my daughters singing, turned up his nose at a fish I had caught and put my wife to a great deal of trouble at dinner time and" But all that gave you no excuse to strike him with stick of stovewood." q know, but let me get through. After dinner he began to talk on the tariff question. Then I hit him." Tariff, eh! I fine you S1O for not shooting him. ."-Arkan- saw Traveller
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

The ocean rose to a tremendous height last Wednesday, and inundat- ed Long Island and most of the New Jersey watering places to such an extent that many persons thought that David Davis must be bathing at Coney Island. The waters receeded, however, and proved conclusivelY
 that it was only a tidal wave.-Life.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

LIE RIcHAUs' GOLDEN BALsssI No. l Cures ChanGres, first and second stages; sores on the legs and body: SYpIilitlo Catarrh; Diseased ScaI2 and all primary forms of the disease. Price &500 per bottle. LE RToHAUs' GOLDEN BALSAN No. ? Cures TertiGry. NHro1ri !, Syphlhtie Bheuma- tism. Pains p the Bones, Liberated Throat Syphiliti3 Ia sh, L1mp5. etc.. and eradi- cateS aIl diseases from the system, either caused by bad treatment or abuse of mer- cury, lesving the blood pIre and healthy. Price s GO o3t bpt1Io.
 LE RrCaAUS' GOLDEN <P t-1-ST &E--D0TE for the cure of >}JI.rc1,e !. N-ie3t, etc. Price, go 90 per h'ttla.
 LIE RIcBAUs' Go-.DUN SPANISH INJECTION, a wash for cure If (4ie-t. .strlctGres, Disease Of the Urethr; and Elc31er, e:G. Price, $I.50 Der bottle.
 LF RICHaUS' GOLDEN GIH-cTy,,T for the eff fectiva Eeoli ling of Svptilitic Sores and ErCpiiols. Price. &i 70 per bottle. Also Agents for LE R-CEAa5 GOLDEN PILLS, for weakness. loss Of physical powers, and all diseases arising from t1se and excess or Overwark Price :s1s03 per box. Sent everywhere, C. Q, D., securely packed per FNnreSS.
 c. E. RECHABDS q CO. Agents,
 427 E 4l9 Sqnso-ue street, cor. Clay,
 SaUFranc{seO, Cal.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

And this is the way the "Mother Hubbard" garment strikes the ses- tbetic associate editor of the Towan- da Republican: 'Old Mother Hub bard went to the cupboard to get her poor daughter a gown; she made it up slattern, with a sack for pattern, and the style spend all over the town"
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

nothing more. The other half, sur prised above measure, obtain more than they sought. Their wives sur prise them by giving a nobler Idea o1 marriage, and disclosing treasury of courage, sympathy and love- Cleveland Run.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
Tlle OnIy NOse-BICwiBg Ami
 RfaI.

Darwin and the other natnralists in seeking to define the Peculiarities which distinguish man from tbe lower creation, have omitted to men ton one remarkable distinction. Maj is the. only animal that blows bi nose. The alligator has a nose near ly two feet long. lut be never blows tt. The eleI bant can reach over bi. nose and tickle hls hind legs, and l. often does; but be never wipes il The blue messed baboOn has a cerU lean proboscis. of which the nobles animal might be proud, but it zoe. unblown. Tie double-ncsed poIntf
 has an immense capacity for blowili but he never will. And the oystel whose nose reaches clear around t' his back, refrains from exercising it Man alone has reached to the neigh of pocket handkerchief, and ht proudly waves his bsndana as sui ticient evidence ot his superiority.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
WM. c. BIAKELY,
 Attorney for Administrator.

UTTOTlpeople are always on inc lookout W \ flor chances to increase their earn U Killings, and in time become wealthy; those who do not improve their opportunl- ties remain in poverty. We want many men, women, boys and girls to work for us right in their own localities. Any one can do the work properly from the first start. The bus mess will pav more than ten times ordinary wages. Expensive outfit furnished free. No one who engages fails t0 make money rapid lv. You can devote your whole time to the work. or only your spare moments. Full In- formation and all that is needed sent free. Address STINsoN & Co.,, Portland. Name
 sllr1
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

"What is the next thing to a dude?" was asked in fashionable parlor last night. One lady answered an ape, another an orangoutang, but when little girl said the next thing to a dude was his nndershirt the was suddenly dropped.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

The new crematory in the Campo Verano in Rome, tbe fourth in the world at present, burned its first body recently. In Rome the body, enveIopedin specially-made shroud. rests on an iron frame above a fire of wood and coal, and it is believed that no other method of cremation is so simple. and at the same time so cheap and so objectionable. The new crematory is a handsome build ing in the Egyptian style, and con
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
A Smack.

Two lovers stood upon the shore
 Of Massachusetts Bay Bidding a sad farewell before
 Seth tore himself away. ''I'll marry you when I come back
 My Sally Ann." says he, And then he took little smack,
 And went away to sea.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

M00a week made at home by the indus MI Furious. Best business now before the
 Y Gpubho. Capital not needed. We will start YOU. Men.womeu. boys and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now Is the time. You can work in spare time, or give your whole time to the business. No Ctber busI- ness will pay you nearly as well No onecan fail to make Gnornluus pd,-, by engaglpg at once. Costly outfit and terms free. Money made fast. easily and honorably. Address Tp1rv S, Co., u0rlct TT 'Da 22vl
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

A street-car conductor carelessly carried his bell-punch home and al lowed his children to play with it. The next morning the company in formed him that he was 9,9OO,999 fares short.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

n nNTInot life Ts sweeping by, go and hO 6aFG S6 9GOS 5Os Gbd 4Gq dS sao SSmsthns sshnS to conquer time" SG6a a week in your own town. s outfit free. No-ESlS Everything new. Capital not required We will furnish you everything. Many are making fortunes. Ladies ma ke as much as men. and boys and glrls make great pay. Reader, if you want business at which you can make great pay all the time. write for particulars to H HAL LETT & Co.. Portland. Maine 22y1
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
NOTICE TO CEEEDET0BS,

Estate of
 William |. Hughes
 Deceased.
 Notice is hereby given by the undersigned Public Administrations of8I0have county ,ATi- zona Territoly.an administrator of said es- tate. ito the creditors of and all persons hay ing cla1ms against said deceased. to exhIbn the same with the necessary vouchers within four months from the first publication of this notice, to the undersigned at the office of Wm. C. Blakely, attorney at law, at Mineral Park, MChave county. A. '. Dated at Mineral Park, A. T.. August 70, 1883. -,v,,-,
 JAMES J. HYDE,
 Public Administrator.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

The is no joy like the joy of real virtue, and no music like the music of a good conscience.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

Bishop Williams of Connecticut is reported as saving that the Pilgrim Fathers fell upon their knees and then upon their aborlgines.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
House and Lot for Sale.

I offer for sale my house and lot in Mineral Park cheap for cash. The house contains four rooms and Is 1n good condition. Cistern, chicken house, etc. on the To-.
 c. W. FEHR.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

The Raymond and Ely property at Pi- oche, Nevada, is for sale.
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
NOTICE To CRADkTOEs.
Estate Of Wm. J. B8unett,
 DooCe sod

Wm. J. B8nn5JI,
 Deceased.
 Notice is hereby given by the undersigned administrator of the estate of Wm. J Ben nett. deceased, to the creditors If and all persons having claims against said deceased, to exhibit the same with the necessary vouchers within four months from the first publication of this notice to tLe under signed. at his law office i'll the village ot Mineral Park, MOhave county, \. I. Dated this 28th day of August. A D 1883.
 A. L. DAVIS, AI7v4 Administration
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07

] IkH k@~ ,NsSA zNfES Weakness, ,SpermatOr. kJ yC--Sl5sst Ss rhCpa. Lost Manhood, IlS A ks Impotency, P Osta- EE9a e 6t5S< #be.ktOrrhea. Para y IS, 4S<Z fsSlZh#>I<rk,an all the terrible of. $NSZASszzzeE< fleets of Self Abuse, eSsSSl 3sA SlA> 4yOuthful fOllies and excesses in maturer years, Uch as Loss or Memory, Lassitude, Nocturnal Emissions Aversion to Society. Dimness of Vision, Noises in the Head; the vital fluid passing ,nobsarved in the urine, and many other li;eeages that lead to Ins snlty and Death.
 DT NITNTIE. who is a regular physician lo--o5r1ate of the University Pennsylvania 1,SSiii oC,pe +o forfeit Five Hundred Dollars fo- s Ease of this kind the VITAL RESTOR. ATTVE (under his special advlce ana treat' rnent) will not cure, or for any Inlhg llhpufo or injurious found Tn It. Dr hIn'lo sio"ss aII Srivata diseases successfully WlbnOub narerfv Consultation free. Ihorougn sra,ninatiOn and advice. including analysla e I-;1o FiI,e dollars Price of Vital Res. fora+ive, three dollars a bottle. or four times the quantity for ten dollars: sent to any au dress upon receipt of price, or C: U, O., so cure from observation and Ill prlVate HS'AN' u ''''-'0' - AZ. Mintie, NJ. D.,
 Il Kearny St. San Francisco, Cal.
 SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
 Will be sent to anyone applying by letter. stating symptoms, sex and age Strlct so- cresv in regard to all business transactions. DR. hINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPHRETICUN,c cures all kinds of kidney and bladder complaints, gonOrIhoea, gleet, leuoorrhoea. For safe by all druggists at One dollar per bottle; six bottles for Five dollars. -
 DR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market. For sale by all druggists. oo.e
Mohave County miner., 1883-10-07
THE GREAT ENGLISH RE NEEDY

IS A NEVER FAIL
 i 2 Cure for Nervous
 Debility, Exhausted
 Vi taIity. Sc min al
 Weakness, ,SpermatOr-
 rhea, Lost Manhood, .Impotency, P r osta- .torrhea, Para l y s is, and all the terribleef- fleets of Self Abuse, youthful follies and
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08
Died.

At her home three miles east Of t'uster,
Sunday night Sept. 2, Mrs. Annie
Richardson, wife of Robert IL. Rich
ard>on. The funeral. which was large
ly attended, took place ON Tuesday
afternoon, Rev. ID. K. Atkins o%l.iciai-
ing
Mrs. Richardson's native place was
near Belfast, in the North Of Ireland.
where she spent her childhood and ear
ly adult life. She had many of the adj
mirable qualities that mark the North
Irish people, and was known as a wn-
man Of extraordinary force Of character.
She was religiously schooled in the faith
of the old Scotch C~ovenanters, to which
she adhered in both sickness and health.
Through n long and painful illness she
was patient, cheerful, and calmly conf
dent that all was according to a wise
and lind Providence. Free from bigo-
try, without cant, strong in her convic-
tons, charitable in feeling, she was
highly esteemed, though but a short
time among us and a comparative
stranger. To II whose acquaintance
was only slight, yet to he remes, bered
with the sinc,rest pleasure. her interest
ing conversation, %alternatly witty and
pathetic, humorous and fearful, showed
that in her days of vigor she was a wo-
man of great energy and usefulness, and
her influence decidedly in favor Of what
is right. Devoted and faithful as a wife.
loving and true rs a mother her death
seems indeed like an irreparable loss.
So intelligent, capable and good. she
will be not only sadly missed IN her
home, but deeply lamented among many
friends.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

FALL RIVER, sept. 3, 1888.

FALL RIVER, sept. 8, 1888.
EDITOR CUSTER CHRONICLE.
DEAR SIR:-In IA recent issue OF your
paper yon copied section 80, of chapter
Il. statutes Of Dokota, relative to the
duties Of county commissioners and
which would seem to make it imperitive
on the part of the board to publish an
uualiy il detailed exhibit of the business
trans sc:ed by them, and since you called
heir attention to the mater, the real
ers Of your paper in this part Of he
county have been looking for it.. The
commissioners, aided by the citizens oi
Custer and their organ seem boInd
10 keep us in Custer county, anil as we
are compelled 10 help pay the RAINING
expenses OF the ill-shapei county. We az
Fall River would like to see their ac-
cunts as provided by law.
Yours truly
a TAX PAYER.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08
Vol A. No. I.


With tint is ne the .laRrN, LIE enter.
on the fourth year of it, ex.-;ence. and
for ;his fact our readers can thank the
business men whose Advertisements APP
pear in is columns, the local ones are
not numerous, but they are staycrs, and
believe in supporting the printer in the
work Of advertising not only their "
business, but the town and county at
large. That during the three years We
have made some enemies We are free to
admit, in fact, if such was not the ease
we would think that we had been der.
elict in our duties as an exponent Of the
mass of the people.
Thanking our patrons for their past
support, for which we think they have
had valIe received, We solicit a continu-
anre Of the same with the assurance
that We are not here for our health or
fame. We are happy to state that orr
business and subscription list il gradu.
ally increasing, the latter, however, con.
tains numerous names of residents Of
the county who have not paid for more
than their first years subscription, and
unless they get to the front pretty sud.
denly they will be dropped from the
list.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

The chief factor in the development
of the mining industry of any locality
Is the unappreciated and usually poor
ly sustained local paper. The true value
Of mining claims, the advantage 40 vapi
talists, the rich strikes of we~il-conducied
properties all fail of their legitimate in.
tluence If the fact is not made known
outside of the narrow circle Of isolated
localities. AS important AS i the local
and special press to the mining interests,
as has been proven in "A thousand cases.
no other business expects ~ much or
pays SO little 10 the very right arm of its
success. Papers that have earnestly and
faithfully labored to attract the atten-
ton Of capital aud To build up on Il
permanent basis the mining industry of
a camp, have been left 10 starve and
die in the place that they have done 80
much TO establish. No other business
expects gratui.ous advertising, an.i il il
a short-sigllted policy for miners and
mining companies to neglect Il. best,
and III many Instances the only means
that can be used to advance the interest
of camp and MISUNDERSTANDING Review.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Following are the cattle shipments for
the week at Og ,ilaia: Ang,o American
tile Co.. twenty-one ears, Aag. -
Anglo-American Cattle Co, twenty ears,
Aug. 81 Bosler Bros. Il Co., ftty cars,
Sept. | The Union Cattle 90. has forty
cars engaged for Sept. 2nd and twen,y
ears for Sept. 9Th L. Frewen has twet.-
ty-seven ears engaged for the 9TH inst
Sidney ~Piaindealer Sept. LIST.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Mr.. Chapman, of Minneapolis, has
four men at work on his Harvey mica
mine running an open cut that will tap
the lead about % feet Geep. The work
so far shows considerable Ofthe mineral.
but the formation is not solid enough as
yet to produce merchantable mica, hut
the blocks are large and the Indications
are that the mine will prove u good
one.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08
Married.

RoGERs-McINrosH:- At Four Mile, at
the residence of the brides parents on
Tuesday evening Sept. 4, Mr.. David
Rogers and Miss Mary Mcintosh, by
Rev. ID. X. Atkins.
The young couple are well and favor
ably known to u readers and have our
hearty congratulations.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08
At Last.

F. w. knight, the attorney for the
Lost Bonanza company, on last Wedi,eS
day evening received Judge Chnrch's
decision in the case Of ID. ii. 1olman Va.
the New Mexico & Dakota Mica Go. and
kindly furnishes US with the following
synopsis:
This was IN action for the recovery of
5000 On an alleged contract made for
the purchase Of 1900 shares of stock in
the company By &. +. Gritiing with L..
{. La Barre. The defense was that the
contract was fraudu!enily made and was
also illegal and void, and therefore could
not be enforced.
The decision of the court is: That the
contract sued on il one which, at the
time Of the alleged making thereof, the
defendant corporation was expressly for
hidden by law to make-and that the
contract was not made by the defendant
corporation but was made by GritIing rs
an individual, without authority to bind
the company and that the plaintiff j.
not entitled to recover any damages
against the defendant. but the defendant
is entitled to Judgment against the plain
tiff for costs.
Supt. Tamlyn Immediately wired the
result to the company's headquarters at
Chicago, and it is expected that a meet
ing Of the directors will be held this
week and instructions forwarded for
work on the property 10 at once be in.
augura'ed. The mine is one Of the best
in the country and its enforced idlencss.
owing to the rascality of the sanciimoui
GUS fraud, c. +. Grifling, has been Il sub.
ject Of regret to the community, and the
decision is one over which we can all re-
joice rs the working of the property is
not only an advertisement for Us, but
Will give employment TO many men aud
thus increase the business Of the place.
-~
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

AS will be seen by the proceedings Of
the town board, a grade is TO be e,'ab.
lisied and sidewalks laid on the north
side of Custer avenue from eth street -
the court house. As soon as Til, in.-
provenent is made or at the same time,
the board should have cross walks built
ut Fifth, Sixth and Seventh streets.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

VIM. Coburn Thursday received q
dispatch from the headquarters at
GUIANA, requesting his return to that
place and left yesterday morning. Dur
ing his visit here he has made many
friends who are sorry to see him leav-
ing, but console themselves with the
hope that he will o o make Custer his
permanent nome.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Rev. Sear'es informs us b. postal that
Quarterly meeting for the II. T.. church
hts been postponed to a later div and
that timely notice of the mce Ing will
be given.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Taxpayer in his letter published else
where refers TO the CHRONICLE rs the
organ Of the citizens Of Custer Cert
D. es he think we are the organ for the
citizens of Kalamazoo or Afganistan?
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Tim Perry, the cnterprising hardware
man Of Rockerville, and wife pa sed
Thursday night IN Custer, having just
completed an inspection Of the mines in
the Harvey district. Tim is always a
like to see him change his headquarters
to this place.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08
Notice

Is hereby given to all whom il may
concern, that my wife Mary f.. Clark
having left my bed and board without
cause or provocation, | will not pay or
be responsible for any debts contract
Ell by her. All persons are notified that
they must look {" her for liquidation of
her debts contracted since June Sth,
1883. ISAAC CLARK
Dated Aug. 2lst. 1882. sta
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

*x*"Grcat haste is not always good
speed" Yet you must not dilly-d daily
in caring for your health. Liver, kid
news and bowels must be kept healthy
by the use of that prince Of medicines
Kidney-W Wort, which comes in liquid
form or dry-botn thoroughly ~eficaci.
Gus. Have it always ready.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

A. F. Scott left Tuesday morning for
his home in Minneapolis, we'll satisfied
with the mines in which he is interested
with Mr.. Chapman. Another gentle
man from the same place will probably
arrive next week.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Commissioner Way informs us hat
the taxable property on Battle River is
to-day ten times what it was when the
assessor made his rounds. The valua-
tioH would now foot up 100000. This
is due to the fact that a number Of sheep
owners have moved into the district as
well Of cattle men, since May LIST.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1883-09-08

Supt. Fortune was in from the Penob-
scot Yesterday and stated that every,
thing was working smoothly ut that
property. This was all the information
we could get from him, but rumor has it
that extensive improvements are soon
to be made in the way Of machinery,
etc.