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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28

IDstroit Fre Preeal

"Thsrer' called out . womsn vhc
was . pruDsnaer on . Bay City train
leaving DetroitA day or two ago. "Tve
went and gone and left my satchel il
the depot! Somebody ei1l the eon'
A benevolent man. with 4 bald head
and double chin, volunteered HE serv.
tces. and after . time the conductor
Vas brought In.
.'Csn's yoa stop and run back7''
aoked the woman.
mo. main. bus III telegraph n haye
yenr baReae. sent on. What i it2''
"a sAtehel."
very WE'LL" he said az be began "a
write. "lt 10 An cid satchel. With one
handle Oh and the lock broken, Of
course"
eyes. sir, but it's none Of your bust.
NESS II Il u! fsu don't buy my satch.
mo, ma'am-of course not. Let's
80. III telegraph them to opon Il. The
6rst thing on top 10 nightcap."
"Sposin' 'tisp she clustered up. 81
eusss there Is no Law Agin wearing
nightcspsf"
mo, mx'am; and the NEXT thing Il
a pair Of black WOODEN stockings, which
have been darncd in the heels. What
nextf~
The next thing IL that II any man in
thisl'ere State Of Michigan dares TO opsu
that sAtchel and 20 20 paving over the
coutsats Ill make . CORPSE Of hin!. she
exclaimed ~ she united her bonnet.
bat | must telegraph"
Then voa call is . black satchel
kinder bussed ia ON ono side and kinder
busted all 10 Goshen By you railroad
wrstehes On both ends. and let 4 20 al
that won't have Il paved OVER!
but madam, yoa-"
Not another word she aaid. A her
spectacles danced On her noes. sDo e
| tell you. and IL they can't ind il I'm
come back and stir things MP and
bounce folks around till they think its
. bad year for hurricanes. Just say 4
busted black sstchel, and add that Il
II Comes along with the other handle
pulled Oh III begin lawsuit to make
this railro&d flickerr'
The busted black satchel left on the
next train.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28
! eses wsas res tn. wEzs.

The San jose Nsyrsyy h q bitter enc
my Of tobacco. and continually retails
tho old yarns about the uss Of tobacco
ueakenfng che system and dstesiorasinc
manhood. The facts do not bear ont
theee assertions. Tho atxlwArt wood
choppers Of Maine ara accustomed 20
tobacco from their childhood: the big.
Haunt, gswky bot powerful meu in the
mining seoeSon Of 0s0sRiA took tobacco
alsoss With their mo4hsr's milk and are
never without Il In their mouths. except
when slecpinc. eating or drinking; the
men Of the older western States. strong.
hearty and intelligent. all 40 Tobacco.
In Virginia and North Carolina. who're
the us OF tobacco IL . lifelong habit.
the longevity 81 both biacks and whites
u extraordinary, many people reaching
tho 100 mark In ago. Neither u il prob
able thst tobacco b injurious 10 the
mental faeuitiea some of the greatest
statesmen. 6nanoiers and generals are
lnsoeeTAas oEz1okers. unoh. ~ Bisuarck,
Grant and Vanderbilt Whencyee yen
SO crank on religious spirituAiism,
vome0's rights or other tam, nut him
down - 3 non smoker, Whose nerve
power and brain fore are uae properly
stsmulsted. 0uiteau b.saseed that De
did not uss sobsrco; eh~ Nassaohusetts
nsn uho sscrldced his sen 30 the Lord
nssts tho same bvac; George Francis
Train. Henry BeFgh. susan h. Anthony.
DR.. Mary Walker. DIR. Ne onald and
Eli Perkins do not ~ tobacco, and.
in his lifetime. Brigham Young vas a
hitter encury Of tbs weed.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28

"Fwhat's this?'' asked q Brooklyr
parent - hts dA1ghtes brought . Tin I
printed clip dsnotiug the new sShuo
books required. = ~
CHOSE, pavl Why, those are thu
new books I shall require ere finish
my course o. studies"
whats thisf" he asked, pointing te
the 6rst.
THAT'S book ON mioeraloQy."
AN fWhat thar divil's uinuerolo0y?,
us u soienos that treats az th1
eaEth'e substance, stones, and . forth
"An.fwhat the divil's thisr'
"rhas's botany. That treaSs Of dow,
AN thisa"
"Ihas's sstronomy, which treats Of
the mcvenents Of the heavenly bodies.'
"An' this?"
THAT'S drawing"
AN this2"
"That's music. I could nsvsr learn
e Pay .Sn g the piaao without that"
II must have that to be perfect IL
music"
"Hov many bricks in pile tin fAts
hoiah. tin fate lung, and tin fate tickp'
"Oh, pavl what do ! know about hor
rid brieks7''
How many pals ov water in a cis
ssrn three fate deep an tin fate in dy
uamiter?"
II really do not know, paw"
How m0ooh 10 dour barrel?''
Really, paw"
(which Is the best-chuck steak Of
billed corun bafeg"
"Now nav vou p~olIv rus4,sr<, -.
nerves.
"See you here. Mary Ann. DIN have
no more Nv ye're COINS on. Do you col
daoun there BE- the cradle an roch
Patssy Phile ye're mother do b rockin
the other baby, an thin do 70 90 about
to the poomp an bring in wather fol
the days washin'. BottOmy. Ohio.
Strominy, o-ho-o. An ye want 10 know
the name av flowers, am all abaout the
heavenly bodies, an abaout stones, an
drorln'. am the pianner. Mary Ann
ye'fs fathers . hodcarrier an Yea
nother's an honest ouid washerwoman
hersaf o. yell learn the price Az -four
git mp IN watch The sun r0ise, asoer.
tain tho continIs Az . monkey O. Sricka
an u ye want 70 know onythina abaoui
music 20 can listen till me play ON the
nuts. Mary Ann. If ye do be castin' ne
any mere ~ yer hiGhfslutin misAn-
thr0pes around these promises, OIL
jump an ys'rs bead. % lvull, an don't
70 furRit L. Faith yo're fosne Teddy,
b hsvsins Ohm % mad N Do s.
tAinkinOi'li ~ oyer % Riisy's an sueL
bis head fur drink
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28
Teachers Examination.

THE REGULAR MEETING FOR TIN
examination OF applicants for teach
era certificates, viii be held 1t the Cen
trial School building. In Seattle, on Wed
hssiay ind Thursday. November TIN and
and sth. beginning ct 8 o'clock q. m.
O. =. JONES.
! ktng County School Superintendent.
+. s. INGRAHAM.s
NARY 4. COyDOE.
eeStqwtd ExamintBg Board.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28
MISCELLANEOUS.
CHANGE OF BUSINESS.

HAVING THIS DAY RENTED MY
l store TO NJ. Harris, take this method
OF Informing my friends and patrons that
l nave removed my st0ck To the store
Room under Mr.. Fred Boriee, in the Col.
man block. Front street. and will there
dispose OF my goods ct San Francisco firxf
cost without freight. ana for CASH only.
VIII DO In attendance 1T said store room
rom g m. TO ~ M. and from 9 to 5.
m All orders per letter will rec i've
prompt attention II sent c u. D.. or II
ocl0n L. REINTG-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28


ID. r. Thompson, President Of the Port
land Savings Bank, q native of Harrison
county, Ohio, whe came out here when
be was q boy. and who was once Cover
nor OF the Territory of Idaho and 10
one of the wealthy aud enterprising met
of Portland, and IL moreover the man
who 10 building the 50 called oregon
Short Line Railroad for himself and a
sSynticate from Granger. on tho Union
Pacific road, 10 tidewater on this coast.
He u q great believer in the future Of
Portland. He remarked that he had
zstaked heavily on Il IN the way Of In
vestmeuts. We went over this matter
Of east and west freights on the North
ern Pacific road. He cited me to the
fact that tho Central and Southern Pa
csiic roads Of California were not NOV
inR the wheat Of the State eastward.
aud told me that one Of the officers Of
the Southern had recently informed him
that the experiment of shipping wheat
70 tsdewatcr at New Orleans had not
uaid, and had therefore heen abandoned.
And so he thought that the present ex-
pertinent Of shipping wheat eastward
over the Northern Pacific would not pay
~ a regular business and would be con-
fined to the wants OF the mills n
Minneapolis for mixtures with their
hard Minnesota and Dakota wheat -
He believed that prices would come
down for ocean fr~ights TO Liverpool.
aud that the wheat would continue "a
go FROM Portland TO thai market by
Hatar.
1 asked Mr.. Thompson what vas "a
bring ships from Liverpool 10 Portland
u wheat freiehts fell OF materially in
price. seeing THAI they could hardly
hope 10 secure cargoes Of European
sserphandise from Liyerpsol for this
eoasf. lie said that ships did not come
directly 70 this coast fran Liverpool as
z rule. bas cause here from Asia after
8tseiiafaing their cargoes ia Australia,
Ihin4 or Japafs Or At the Sandwich lsl-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28

Parting 10 sueh sweet sorrov,- re-
marked bald old bachelor 10 pretty
girl as he told hsr good night. II
should smile" ahe replied. CHANGING up-
on his hairlsaness. and wondering no =
be- ever did il.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28

Border briesEdags captured thaf fancy
Of An Iowa giri Of IL, and she started
westward. clothed like man and heavy
" armed.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-10-28

Sitting Ball looks on the civilization
OF The white man with disfsvar, bat he
pats up his pile on red shirt and
ping hat. Thus does the notle red
mans soui aspire 10 tbs dignity Of q
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18
Indiana Patents.

List of patents issued TO citizens of tie
State of Indiana, July 10, 1888, and each
bearing that date. Reported for the Sentinel
by c. Bradford, Solicitor of American and
Foreign Patents, Rooms 16 and Is Hubbard
Block, Indianapolis Ind:
To Charles Anderson and James Oliver, OF South
Bend, for improvements N plows
To Louis Z. Bandelier, Of New Haven. for i'm
pTOyements in traction engines
johannes Collins, of era wiordsyille for improve
ments il twowheeled vehicles
To James II. Cox, Of PlaiIfeld, for improve
ments in portable fences.
To James Du shane, of South Bend for improve
ments in conduits for underground electric wires.
To WilfTed EaInes, of Evansville, for improve
menis IN pumps.
To LuCiUs II Emmous, of NoblesYiile. for i'm
prs We meuts IA hill cOnVliDgs.
To Uri NJ. HOP kins, Of Loyett, for Improvements
il baITOws
To Alexander C. Jameson, OF Indianapolis, for
Improvement in bungs for beer barrels.
To George ". LOOney ST., OF Nashville, Tor i'm
Prov meEtS in fire escapes
To Michael Mais of South Bend, for improve
ments IN vehicle Orakes
To George Meader, OF Fowler, for Improvements
in ditchiDg machines.
To John ID. Olds, OF Fort Wayne, for improve
lnents III valve sears.
To Grin sim pSOD, of IampicO, Tor improvement 6
in hsrvesteIs (TeiEsue).
TO Mrs. l. b. j. Wishard, CT indianapolis, lOI
impIOTeIl is in dolls.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18

one large lemon. ard lastly, three eggs. the
whites and yolks beaten separately. aud the
whites stirred in after all the cher ingredi-
ents are we'll mixed together. This dough. 1t
properly made. will be stiff enough TO make
rolls about the "a of a lkdy's haser, it will
spread when in the oven so that /. will be OF
tie right size and shape. If you wish them
TO be especially inviting, dip them In choc-
ola icing after they are bsked. Tase plins
To see that the icing is so hard IL will not run.
and set the cakes on platter in COL room
until the icing is firm.
IEpIAN PUDDING Boil one quart OF mix,
pour II grad uslly on three tsbiespo intuls OF
Indisn mesl Put it back in the doahle boiler
ard bell one hour stirring often. Then a Id
butter the size of an egg, two teaspoontuls OF
salt, half cup of molesess, two eggs and ole
quart of milk. Mix well and Dour into a
we'll tuttered pudding dish and bake one
hour. This IS delicious eaten with vanilla
ice cream.
CocoANUT PIE Two rich, somewhat ex-
travsgsnr, but delicious cocosnut pies can be
made by following these directions: Crate
one pint of fresh cOcoanut quite fine; beat
one-quarter of pound of butter and one of
sugar 10 q cTeam-iike frotb; add a tumosr
lof ordinary sizal fall of wine, strongly
favored with rosa water; stir in the coo )anut,
ard, lastly, put in the whites of five egg
beaten 10 a froth. These pies should be
baked in deep plates, with a thin lower
crust.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18
The Secret of Raising Turkeys.
Lancaster Farmer.l

lancaster tarmer.l
One of our most successful breeders re
marks upon this point: One great secret OF
raising turkeys is TO take care, and take care
all summer; and even then you can not raise
them, for sometimes they will not lay. or
they will not hatch, or something will befall
them Sometimes we raise turkeys without
much care, when the season is specially fav-
orCble, but generally the measure Of care is
the measure of success A boy ten or twelve
years old, with little direction from his
father can easily take care Of 200 turkeys.
ard e can not earn so much money on the
farm in anv other way. IL is al cd maxim
fhst II thing is worth doing it is worth
doing well. Some may think this constant
csre is too much trouble to raise
turkeys. This is u free country, and you
can omit any part (Or the whole CT
there Suggestions. II you know a bette
course, by all means pursue il. This pains
taking has make turkey raising about as sure
as any other branch of farm industry.
have usually kept from eight to teI turkeys
for breeders. and have raised from ninety
nine to 100 in a summer. In 1860 l sold my
turkeys for twentv seven cents pound; they
amounted to $3.50 10. In 1869 l sold for
twenty -fve to twenty seven cents per pound;
gross amount of sales, 1886 Ii. That year l
kept an account OF expenses, and calculated
the net profit at S2lS IS. In 1870 | sold for
twenty-five cents pound; amount of sales
$5il o. IN 1911 sofa LOT elguteeH-cSuts
puuId: gross amount OF sales, $2S6 Is i
would rather raise turkeys ami sell at fifteen
cents q pound than TO raise pork and sell OF
ten GEMS a pound. Perhaps in fattening
pork you can gave the manure batter; bat the
turkey droppings, if gathered aud saved
every week al d kept dry, are worth half as
II uoh as gusnO, and are certainly worth
cent pound"
The key crop is steadily increasing in
value, no. more by the increased number OF
fern ers who make this a speciality ia their
poultry raising than by the increased a.ten-
ton sDd skill of those Who have long been
in the business Care in selecting stock for
breeding brings smDle rewards The pros
poet was never better than now for the ex-
tsrSion Of the business among the farmers
wlo have good range aud good msrKsts
The average SIZE of turkeys in the districts
where toe Business is made q specially IS
itssdily ircrsssing, and We look for still tur-
ther improvements.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18
ProfitabIeness of Farming
IP1ttsburg statesman !

P1ttsburg statesman
There are different waye OF looking az the
pTofiiableness of farming. and the prospect
is rosy or gloomy according TO the standpoint
from which il is viewed. IL you want about
the most lugubriOu5 opinion OF this business
that can be tx pressed come this way and we
Will show you where to find il. We will go
some place where the fences are lying IN
tumble-down ruin. the gates hanging by one
hinge, the barn a lop-sided. leaping pile: the
barDyard a reeking. swamp; the house
leaking, dismal wreck; its Windows
stuffed with old coats, batE-everyth
devoid of paint or finish, aud
nothing in its proper place or in decent con-
dition. If you can fight your way through
the ours around the door TO the proprietor,
ask him, while he eyes you with strong sus-
picion, whether farming pays. If he is not
afraid that his answer will give you some op-
portunity of cheating him, he will tell you
that farming is the worst business in the
world. Then, when you have warily backed
out from among his dogs, well make another
visit. Let US try farm where fences, build
iDgs ana Improvements are all substantial.
neat and frst-class where paint, window
glasses, etc. are abundant; where everything
gives evidence of thrift and industry. as
the proprietor turns from some employ
ment to greet you frankly and heartily, ask
him whether farming pays His
answer is in his surroundings. Such con-
trasts are By 10 means fancitul.
and We have seen them quite sharply defined
on farms in the same neIghborhood possess
ing naturally equal advantages. Itisa pleas.
IRE to know that squalor is being rapidly and
stssdily driven from progressive modsrn agI-
culture, and that pictures Of the kind first
viewed are becoming more rare fsom year TO
year. The farm is. as rule, au index to the
character of the farmer as well as an expo
rent Of mis- industry aud his methods. Other
things being equal, much of the SUCCESS or
failure of agriculture lies in the directing
mind. If this be vigorous, thoughtful, stu
dIous, earnest. results may be depended on to
take care of themselves. The bulk OF the
American people are living by farming, and
the growth Of the countrys wealth Is sufh-
Cient prOCf that IL naVs
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18

figure more erect than that of most people OF
his sge.
He walked down the aisle of one of the
oldinsIy cars quietly and naturally. Vita
his plain straw hat, his clean-shaven face. he
attracted no mere attention than any other
Of the thousand elderly business men who
cme into New York on the morning trains
OF the Hudson River Road.
AS TO his health, We are no. prepared ID
give physici ans diagnosis nor physicians
certificate. But if clearness of complexion
and brightness of the eye are safe indications.
Mr.. Tilden is certainly as healthy man as
he vas seven years sg0. His complexion IL
certsinly fresher and healthier, and his look
bsS no indication of weakness about IL.
The partial paralysis or palsy, or nervous
affection, whatever il is, OF his right arm
ard hand continues, and he j. probably una
hle TO make any efficient use OF that arm.
But as for his going To sleep, or slipping from
his seat. or needing assistance, Il is simply
absurd. The Southern Congressman's" de-
sciiption is 50 evidently borrowed from Dick
ems description of Grandfather Smsllweed as
not 10 need notice.
Mr.. Tilden's voice has not changed notice
ably. 1t is hardly strong enough 10 be heard
across the roar and rattle OF n railroad train
speeding by the cuts and hillsides, bat his
voice was never strong. When a man hab-
ituelly talks IL low tone of voice. as Mr..
Tilden does always, il is q siga that his vocal
muSCleS anu organs are not strong. y low
voice is a type of character, just as a load
voice is a type of another kind of character.
At no period OF his life could Mr.. Tildsn
have been loud voiced speaker like one OF
Sb8sespeare's "robustious. periwig-pated fell
lows" but his enunciation is not affected in
any way, and. except when bis voice was
drowned by the noise of the train, his re-
marks reach ed bis nearer.
/ He talked freely and fluenty; whatever
/ inpaiImt ut his body may nave suffered his
/ mind is as clear rs ever. His memory is re-
! markedly TstentiYe and accurate. extending
! TO trifiing incidents that one would hardly
| expect him to recall. He talked about poll
| tics, about the Electoral Commission, the
dangers of interviewing and other natural
topics of half hours ride. There is no
doubt that be still maintaiRs the same keen
/ interest in and Intelligent attention to poll.
! tics and to business.
! is he candidate for the Presidency?
] He does not look like a man who was wor-
| TyiDg himself about it.
But we are inclined 10 think that Mr. Til
den is rot very angry to hear himself talked
about for the nomination. In fact, we rather
! judge from bis h. althy omplexion that he
could be persuaded to serve another term.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18

cost Of both crops in the silo Of 81 901z per ton
Now, counting cost of manure per acre az s4O,
we find the total cost of the eusllage
to be a So per ton. In this estimate have
charged the whole cost of the manure to the
corn crop. And her extra cost in production
was on on account of poor seed, as we were
Obliged to plant in by hand some six acres.
and this OF course lessened the tonnage.
Again. some seven acres were sowed upon
land that raiEed crop of Hungarian previ-
Gus to the rye crop. which appeared among
the corn to the extent that we were obliged
to weed along the rows by hand, and this
was a large added expense, IS was also the
extra expense OF harvesting on account OF 8
ht avy hail aud wind storm. All these things
com bined figure the cost If production for
the last season at least one-third more than
we hope to have it another year; and having
SOW ed our rye thicker than last year we ex-
pet greater tonnage and with a season not
so dry as the last for the corn crop, We hope
10 reduce the cost one-balf.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-07-18
Home Items.
All your own fault
Il you remain sick when you can
Get Hop Biuers that neTer-Fail.

=
II You remain sick when you can
Get Hop BirerS that never-Fail.
The weakest woman, smallest child and
siclzest invalid can use hop bitters with safe
ty and great good.
Old men tOttering around from rhenms-
tism, kidney trouble or any weakness VIII be
almost new by using hop biltsrs.
My wife and daughter were made healthy
by the use of hop bitters, and [ recommend
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Ask any good doctor If hop
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On earth.
Malarial fever, ague and biliousness viii
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My mother drove the paralysis and neu-
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Ed. OswegO Sun.
Keep the kidneys healthy with hop bitteTs
and you need not fear sickness.
Ice water is rendered harmless and more
refreshing and reviving with hop bitters in
each draught.
The vigOr of youth for the aged and inirm
in hop bitters.