The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-08-30
EDITORIAL VIEWS VOTES.


1T begins Ia look - il should have
% make my exit from tue small end OF
he trOmhOne. Judge HoAdly.
The Piibburg Dispatch observes that
Il h time 10 hOisi storm signals on every
brewery and distiIIery IN the country.
Judge NcCrarY has decided that the
Secretary of War isa bigger man than
Dave Payne. II is IntimAted that Dave
will cake an appeal.
The Capital wants 90 know who the
Commonwealth candidate for sheriff
is. We object. upon the ground that
the inquiry is leading.
Cincinnati Enquirer: The great
North American facts in the case are
that the president bought his trout and
paid afIeen cents for it.
New Hampshire records one divorce |
to every half score nf marriages. The
preachers seem 10 have the bulge on the |
lawyers in that state.
Mayor Medley. of I.eavenwOrth, is eel |
ebrating the advent Of his tenth baby. !
Mr. Medley seems to be in n position tn
sYmpaIbize with Senator ingalls,.
A Canadian Judge has decided that a
man has right To whip his vile il she
needs H. There are some men on the
beuch who ought 80 he in the stocks.
The political canvass at Topeka is ev-
idenily becoming interesting. The Cap
,s.I ,,nlIgshnsl ~ aateopfsl ueat apdav nm.
der the head OF Another Lie Nailed"
Wilson county Citizen BeulAh is
Methodist town on the Gulf road. No
liquor can he had there at any price.
Even the druggisI's name is C. w. Dry.
A Virginia City msn who has invent
cd method Of regulating wind.mills
has secured 3 stereotype OF Sam Wood
to use on the "bcfore taking" side Of his
advertisement.
Watermelon cuts are variety of So
ciaI fcstivity enjoyed by temperance
folks in New England. There is great
deal Oi raw material for such entertain.
manis 10 KAnsss.
It is darkly IntiLDRted that the alleged
likeness Of Frank James, published in
the Kansas City Times OF Sunday, was
simply an old woOd-cut Ot the late
Wayne McVcsSh.
Fay Templcton's opera troupe will be
the next attraction at the state capital.
"IOlAnthe' and "PinStOrc" will prove
. great relief to topeka sfter Janaus-
chicks Marie AntOInette."
George William BallOu, who had his
picture put in a tHilOr's advertisement
called the kings of Wall Street," has
failed. Justice AHs . way of getting
there II she is blindfolded.
Commonwealth: EmpoTia yOungla-
dies wear white kid slippers to church
and stop at the ice cream saloons on
their way home. No wonder JapAu-
schek is mashed on the town.
st. Louis is great place for people 10
get misIAid, hut it is pleasant u reflect
that they always turn up in time &c
avert . general ransscking OF the order.
~ households Of tifHt sOpOrific retreat
An AicLisoD hotel aud = brass band
have been chIistened after the Daily
Globe Of that city. II SsesSS that al
that Ed Howe lacks now of being abb
10 travel with Writ Walton is = livery
stable.
The candidates for Office in Shawnee
county are already beginning TO write
. "open letters" The political canvass
, In this state seems to be very early THU
season considering that this Is an 'Of
year"
The LeaVenwoTth reunion has rsceiV
ell three cent rate az cents per mile
each wAy) from the Santa Fe and UnIor
, Pacific lines, and expectS to get thu
sAIRe SsyOrablc rates from the 9th e.
roads.
, Mr.. S.s,le. the Maori, hes been en-
, gagged as pitcher of the Blue StOckipg
base ball club of Atchison. The aldo
mems Of other mines IN that city will
take notice and govern themselves &C
cordingly.
|, Oscar Wilde's play-"VerS'-taS -
gloriously fizzled out at the end of ont
, weeks run. II Is gratifying to learn
that the author succeeded In infuslnG
] ~ much Of his own individuality into
aIs drama.
Col. JSues D. SnOddy is possible
; candidate for Judge IN the Sixth dis
trict. There is not much prospect o
: Jin's ceasing TO be = political eoGtin
Eency rs long as Kansas is located II
the temperate zone.
. The AtchIsun Champion says that
= MAn is nexcr known until he is dead
Aud yet the country has made cOmpar
> atIvely little Roadway E!;kiB the pas
three years in cultIvaiIns the AcGuain
, lance oI II. p. Hayes.
Senator Pendlcton frankly observes
that the political complexion of the
; nest legislature in Ohio is likely 60 pre-
> vent its proceedings from having an!
personal iRiereSt 10 Democratic candI
: dates for the 4. +. sspatOTship.
Commonwealth: Senator IngslIs, VIZ
EAs in Dodge City one day last week
= EAs surprised when he heard q cowboy
remark IN An undertOne: He wOulC
, make very fair mark at twenty steps
lac VAS '6jpPcr few times in candle
factory.
The Kansas Sugar COMPANY, NfSterl-
a ing, expect to make mihIGp pounds O
sugar this season. About scYeBteeI
thousand dollars worth of new machin
cry has been put into the mills and ev
eryihiRg ie in readiness for an early lie
, giRniRg.
The prOprietoEs u tpe Topeka hasher
> les are not making much Roadway il
the direction of working up sentineni
for an extra session Kansas is too busS
> tIiS fall building corn cribs and fencing
hog tote 30 waste any time in legislatiy,
q unkerinG.
, According to tue st$temeat Of tn,
widow Samuels, her sops Ye1c brough
up In t6e fear and admonition of ~
Lard. We have often wondered wha
the janice boys would have been with
out religious training SAD the pure ex
ample of = Christian mother.
% IL is 10 the credit OF Kansas that Mrs
: b. A. Rice; of Anthony, has been Ap
pointed county clerk OF Harper county
. fhAEe is nothing which go surely indi
, safes the advancement of civilization il
5 Alate &c the opportunities which II At
J. foris TO women tor aiijng positions o
. honor aud trust.
c Chicago Inter Ocean: A Democratic
nrator In Tn~a elaine that un.nhfhs,f.