Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-08-20
ALL SORTS.

lice in the city of Hartford has arrested and ef-
fecually brought to stand-slll that old offender
Cramps" Cramps" was "known to the police" for
long time in fact, the chief had him in his bowels.
Cramps" came Unexpectedly and at inconvenient
times with severe gripipgs and neuralgia pains. Per-
nv Daviss Pain Killer proved to be more than
old Cramps could stand. The notorious villain
rendered, and acknowledged himself beaten.
The gunner's style of hair-bangs.
Fools take to themselves the respect given their
Office" But Kidney-Wort commands respect for its
own solid merits tested tried and found wanting
rny essential principle required for the cure of
dyspepsia, piles malaria and all diseases of the kid
neys, bowels and liver Prepared in dry and liquid
form.
A local issue-the weekly paper in a town.
The Scarlet Cardinal Red, Old Gold, Navy Blue,
Seal Brown, Diamond Dyes give perfect results. Any
fashionable color, 10 cents
1t is queer thing tnat a railroad train not get
on unless 1t starts off.
1.-THE Black Hole of Calcutta" had no more terrors
for its hapless victims than those entertained by per-
sons with wel-defned and recognized heart disease.
There is vast difference between the cases. never
theless. The "Black Hole" victims could have no
Heart Regulator, on the other hand, will assuredly
cure all cases of heart disease.
What should be called who takes the place
of another in a brass band? substitoot.
Why is it so many suffer from rheumatism. aches,
palms. kidney diseases liver complaints, heart affec
TONS etc.? 1t is simply because they will not
and be healed. All disease begin from want of iron
| in the blood This want of Iron makes the blood
| thin watery and impure. Impure blood carries
weakness and distress every part of the body Sup
! ply this lack of iron by using Browns Iron Btters
and you will find yourself enjoying perfect free
dom from aches. pains and general ilhealth.
Attach yourself firmly to something substantial in
life" says writer. Exactly. Marry fat wife.
A fortune may be made by hard work. but can ne-
Their be made enjoyed without health. To those
| leading sedentary lives DR.. R. v Plerce's Golden
Medical Discovery is friend. 1t stimulates the liv
err purifes the blood and is the best remedy for
sumption which is scrofnlous disease of the lungs
BY all druggists.
wake up. husband the day is breaking" said the
fond wife. "Let it break, it don't owe ME cent
| grows the heavy sleeper.
Dr.. Pierces "Favorite Prescription" always becomes
the favorite remedy of those who thy it. 1t is spe-
ciic for all female weaknesses and arrangements,
bringing strength to the limbs and back and color
the face. OF all druggists.
The man who dropped tin tobacco tag into the
contribution plate says that at least deserves the
credit of having put in an appearance.
THIRTEEN YEARS DYspEPsIA-"I suffered with
dyspepsia for thirteen years. writes John Albright,
ESQ, of Columbus Ohio. Samaritan Nerviue cured
me-" As it always cures such disorders Al drug
gists.
Lawyer A. refused to begin a suit for lmpecunI-
client the ground that 1.-The action wasn't fees
ible.'
Ayers lain VIgor is safe agreeable and beneficial
1t is the most economical Of toilet preparations. By
its ladies keep their hair abundant and nat
nral in color. lustre and texture
When man loses his temper he always gets an
other that is much
MY horse very lame with Naricular Joint Dis
ease' says ". E. Peterson, of Waltham, Mass. Ell
lis's SPAWN Cure has cured him." 1t never disap
points.
The Chinese are building telegraph lines. An open
ing for the strikers.
From Biddeford, Maine. Mr.. VIM Bracket writes a
follows: "Elliss SPAWN Cure has cured my horse o
{ true.
western paper suggests that Mr.. Tilden be pur
suaded to thy the Niagara rapids.
O4 THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Yoltaic Belt Co
Marshall. Mich, will send Dr.. Dyes Celebrated EeC
roVollaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial 70
thirty days to men young or old who are Athlete
with debility lost vitality and kindred trout
Y les, guaranteeing speedy ami complete alton
= health and manly yigor Address above. n. B :
No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed.
Il 1t is said kissing cures freckles but every
II headed girl in tho country knows better.
n MONROE Mich., Sept. 25, IS75.-sirs-I have bee
taking Hop Bltters fer inflammation of kidneys an
bladder 1t has done for what fonr doctors faile
h to do. The effect of Hop Biters seemed like magic
me. W. L. Carter.
They peyer dig cellars in Chicago. The old ma
simply says: Maria 60 out and sink your foot in
h the mud."-That settles it, and they erect Il
excavation,
HAY FEyER.-I was severely afflicted for eleye
10 gears With Hay Fever after trying almost everythir
o. without avail, gave up all hopes of being cure
. when purchased bottle of Elys Cream Balm. ]
my surprise. after few applications, entire
is relieved. r. Watson Harris. Letter Carrier, J.
: recommend to those suffering (as have) wi
> Hay Fever, Ely's Cream Balm. have tried nearlr
the remedies, and give this decided preference oy
n them ALL 1t has given me immediate relief c.
/, Stephens, Hardware merchant, Ithaca n Y, Pri
III so cents
u The man who thinks that his boy can hoe in Il
III garden while circus procession is passing is alwa
the man who has front seat when the performan
rs begins.
10 No GREASE FOR HIM.-"When Greece her knees
~ Greece her knees-Greece her knees stammered
embarrassed scbool-boy, forgetting the line of
az recitation. There is occasion to grease any bod
n knees, shouted his teacher. $50 and study yo
piece" Neither is there occasion TO grease your ha
hS Parkers Hair Balsam is all the dressing you wa
ed Restores the original gloss and color to gray or fad
hair. Does not soil the linen; not dye; good