Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
ALL SORTS.

THE MISSING UNDERsHIRT.-The morning was
warm, and he imprudently made change in his
derclothing. Our climate is deceptive. Before
ing there up chilly storm. An attack of sick
ness followed of course. But Perry DAVIS Pain Killer
was used for relief with the happicst effect In these
Summer months of suddenly verying temperature,
everybody ought to keep bottle of this valuable
edy within reach.
little Atlanta boy denounced his snoring brother
for sleeping through his nose"
The most brilliant shades possible on all fabrics
are made by the Diamond Dyes. Unequalled for bril-
liancy and durability. 10 cents.
The Hindoos are said to have $500 100000 in gods.
Mr.. Vanderbilt only has about $500 600. 900.
Durability is better than show" Durability of
health is worth than the wealth of Vanderbilt
KdneyWort is mans co iaborer in maintaining health.
With healthy liver bowels and kidneys, men and
women will always be in good health. If the bowels
torpid, if piles torment if the back is full of pain,
get package of Kidney-Wort and be cured without
more suffering.
One who knows says that In the country they blow
their horn before dinner but in town they take
"THEIR OCCUPATION GoNE.'-R. V. Pierce. M. D.
Buffalo. N. Y. attacked with congestion of the
joints, a burning fever and general giving away of
the whole system. Failing to find relief in remedies
prescribed tried your Golden Medical Discovery"
1t effected my entire Your medicines have only
to be used to be appreciated If every family would
give them a trial. nine tenths of the doctors would,
like Ohello find their occupation gone Yours truly,
| L. B. Mcmillan, NJ. D Breesport, N. Y.
| If you want to economic, don't write any letters
until the first of October. Then you can save cent
apiece on them.
high mandarin of China, in his letter of thanks to
DIR. Aver for having introduced Ayers Pills into the
Celestial Empire, called them "Sweet Curing Seeds -
| "a very appropriate name. They are sweet, they
cure and are therefore, the most profitable 'seeds" a
| sick man can invest in.
mountain of natural soap has been discovered in
| Wyoming. 1t is said that all the Indians are moving
away from that vicinity.
CURED WHEN PHYSICIANS GIVE UP.-"Our family
physician gave up child to die" wrote Henry
Knee, Esq, of Verilla. Warren Co.. Tenn. at hat
fits. Samaritan Nervne has cured the child" $3.50
The following lie is appropriate just IAN OLE
lady in Holland scrubbed her sitting floor unit
she fell through it into the celler."
"Mr Smithers, well-known hardware merchant o
this city, was found dead in his bed yesterday morn
ing. Heart disease. His wife thrown with con
WILSON'S and died this morning" Such items are t.
be found in almost every daily paper. DR.. Graves
Heart Regulator is certain for all forms of hear
disease Use it, reader. if you have that complaint
1t has become fashionable in high circles to be maj
ried early as six O'Clock in the morning Thi
gives fellow long day to repent in.
"Oh. my back /" is common exclamation and e1
presses world of misery and suffering Ii is sngula
this pain arises from such various causes Kidne
disease, liver complaint. wasting affections, cold
rheumatism, dyspepsia, overwork and deblit
chief causes. When thus ailing seek prompt IT
lief 1t can be found best in Browns Iron Bitters
i, builds up from the foundation by making The bloc
rich and pure. Leading physicians and ministers US
and recommend it. 1t has cured many, and if you
: a sufferer try it.
:, "Yes" he said, sadly, 81 went for the daughter
S hand, and got the old mans FOOT
: Could HARDLY STAND ON HER FEET.-R.Y. Pierc
O NJ. D., Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Sir-I must tell you VIII
= your medicine has done for me. Before taking yo
"Favorite Prescription could hardly stand n
Z feet, but, by following your advice, am perfect
a cured. The .Favorite Prescription is a wonderf
II medicine for debtated and nervous females. l ca
not express how thankful am to you for your adyic
Yours truly. Mrs. Cornelia Allison Peosta, Ia.
The new French rifle will carry over two miles, a
5 the bullet will travel nearly as fast scandal.
LIVER, KIDNEY AND BRIGHT's DIsEAsE.-A ME
n cine that destroys the germ of Brght's d
u ease, diabetes, kidney and liver complaints, and
r. power to root them out of the system, is above
price. Such a medicine is Hop Bitters and positi
- Of h;c baf nv t-iaI h,-ac l.
Is your neighbors, who have been cured by it.
Y Mrs. Darlington says that few persons suffer fir
suggestions of the brains, nowadays.
Id Why THEY CALL HIM "OLD MAN."-"Yes, tina
v sadly so. said jenkins, 'my hair is turning gray
M falling out before its time. Use something? Won
but most hair restorers are dangerous" "True,"
y swered his friend but Parker's Hair Balsam is
is harmless it is effective. I've tried it, and knt
u Give the Balsam show and the boys will soon s.
calling you odd Man Jenkins" 1t never fails
!, restore the original color to gray faded hair Rc
:. perfnmed, elegant dressing.
young married says that note is all t
iie he comprehends of music. He lives in fat.
NY on THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voltaic Belt
ee Marshall Mich, win send DR.. Dyes Celebrated E
lid tro-voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
inf thirty days to men young or old who are attic
with debility, lost vitality and kindred tro
les. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
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OK No risk incurred thirty days trial is allowed
Did IT ia pleasant know that the big bridge betw
of New York and Brooklyn is suspension and n
failure
~ Work given out. On receipt OF your address we
=, make an offer by which you earn s. to 81 e.
'en ings. at your home. Men, women. boys or girls
do it. H.C. Wilkinson Co., los 4 l97 Fulton ST.,