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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12
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+. NJ. Thayer, republican editor,
postmaster and "Holy Joe, Of Evans.
vile, who, assisted by pretty widow,
has made pretty kettle Of fish Of Il,
denies that his intimacy with the p.
W. went beyond kissing and declares
that he was the victim Of Gan insane
impulse that overpowered him" when
he INDUCED in the osculstory adven-
ture. Now, a man who would kiss a
pretty woman and back out Of the
consequences in this currish style is fit
only for treason, stratagem and spoils.
Had we been in his place-but then
the supposition that We could he in
his place is preposterous. We are q
democrat and a gentleman, and when
we kiss pretty girl we don't drag her
into closet or wait for the obscurity
Of night; but when the spirit moves
us and tempting lips invite, you can
wager that we light on them like a
bantam on June bug. And we are
not ashamed Of il. Pretty women
we're made 10 be kissed and we were
made TO kiss EN-. But when we kiss
them as we inhale aroma from flowers,
or gaze on the beauty Of sky or earth,
reverently and thankfully, and with
the homage that appreciation owes TO
loveliness. Our kisses fall light and
harmless on the lips Of beauty as the
zepbyr's kiss on the cheek Of the ripen-
ing peach. IL Is not the sirocco blast
of passion nor the consuming fame Of
lust. II is our benediction and bless.
ing on fair youth and ripe, red lips.
We love to kiss EN- because they are
sweet and then we know how TO per.
form the job gracefully; don't We,
Miss but we will call no names.
We are the sort that kiss and never
tell. And we'd scorn to sneak out Of
it like an old Evansville puppy by
swearing that We we're crazy and did
not know what we were doing. Not
we, indeed. We are a kisser from
Candykisstown, and don't you forget
it, Breckenridge News.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12
Il has always appeared to The WI i

Ii has always appeared to the WI i
ter that the mode Of killing fowls by
wringing their necks was an unnatu-
raj one, and also an unhealthy one to
the consumer OF the fowls. Killed in
this way, the blood cOagulates in the
body of the fowl, and soon becomes
putrid. It's tendency therefore is to
render the flesh unhealthy. There
may be no perceptible taste or smell.
about it, but decay has commenced.
and the germs of disease have been
formed. Instead of wringing the
neck, let the head be severed from the
body at one blow, and the fowl hung
up by the feet until the last drop Of
blood has left the veins. Whatever
poisonous or injurious germs may
have been in the blood will thus have
escaped, leaving the flesh sweet and
wholesome. Wringing the neck seems
barbarous. When the life of an ami
NAL is taken let it be done with MS lit
tie suffering as possible.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

A female crank claiming to be the
deserted wife of Postmaster General
Gresham, applied to FIemingsburg
law firm to bring for her an action for
divorce. She says she was married to
Mr.. Gresham in 1868, and that he
deserted her in a few weeks and she
has seen nothing of him since. The
lawyers refused to take the case.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Eighteen years ago last January
the first wife of DEB. F. Ceilings was
buried, and since the Doctor died a
few days ago, her corpse was dug up.
The case was found to be in perfect
state of preservation, and the body of
the dead woman was also so well pre-.
served that any one who ever knew
her would know her yet. 1t is re-
markable that such should be the case.
Even the box in which the coffiu was
placed was perfectly sound.-[Spencer
Courier.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

A Louisiana paper is responsible
for the following; A black woman
was carried before a magistrate for un-
merclfully beating her son, a saddle
colored imp. aud the judge was deliv-
ering a reprimand, when the woman
broke out with: "Jedge. have you
cher been a parent to wOfiies yaller
boy like dat ar cub OBJ miner" "Nev.
srl" calculated the judge, with great
vehemenoe. getting red In the face.
"Den don't talk"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

AMBITIOUS YOUNG Navy OFFICERS.
The young men in the Navy are
emulous TO 60 TO the assistance of 1t.
Greedy. Lieutenant Lucien Young.
Of the Minnesota, now in our harbor,
has been studying Arctic matters for
several years and has become consid-
cradle Of an authority among the
younger officers. He said - me dur.
ing the week that Greedy had now
been two years away and was provis.
toned up to next spring, "but," said
he, eff we cant reach him by next
spring he is gone" Said |: "Do you
desire, after the experiences Of Nell
vile, Danenhower and others, to press
into that frigid country" Indeed |
do" said he. "Young men in Navy
are not so much employed in active
service at the present time that a
chance like that will not be agreeable. +"
In physique Mr.. Young is one OF the
most powerful men in the service. He
was sent to the Naval Academy in
1868 from Kentucky; the muscles in
his limbs are like bands of steel.-[N.
Y. Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12
Virginia is making flOur Of peanut

Virginia is making -four of peanuts,
Of which she raises 1000, 900 bushels
this year. Peanuts, so called in the
Old Dominion, we're introduced from
Africa aud are known in North Caro-.
lima as ground peas, in Tennessee as
goobars. and in Georgia, Alabama
and Mississippi as pinders.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Specimens OF the Kola nut, an Afri.
can production. and a substitute Of
coffee, have been sent to England.
II is said to be superior to coffee as a
beverage; aids digestion, is stimulating
and refreshing. relieves depression
from over.wOrk. subdues the craving
for alcohol and prevents its intoxica'
ting effects.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Newcomers in the city of Mexico
are surprised on finding SO many Of
the conveniences common to large
cities at home, such as the telephone,
the electric light, police force and
an excellent street car service. The
electric lights are on top of iron rods
running up from the gas lamp posts.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

FAT WIVES PREFERRED. -Throu'-
out the Empire Of Morocco there are
villages where the eldest members Of
the adult population follow profession.
ally the pursuit OF fatteniug young
girls for the matrimonial market of
Barbary. The Moors, like the Turks,
give decided preference to "moon.
faced" wives over lean ones and are
more solicitous as 10 the number Of
pounds which their wives weigh than
about the stock Of accomplishments
which they possess. The fattening
process begins when the girl is about
twelve years old. Stiff maize por
ridge, kneaded up with grease, is dai.
ly fed to her in the form of boluses.
If she declines to take them they are
crammed down her throat. Phila-
delphia Press.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Women in New York who make
shirts for a living earn about 40 cents
day; those who serve as waiter girls
in beer saloons make Sl.25.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Twenty-three years agoall the crops
of the South we're produced practically
by negro labor, but now fully one
half is the product OF white labor and
the entire aggregate is double as much
per annum as it was in 1860. The in.
crease is probably not attributable so
much to different system of labor, as
10 the fact that now the parties who
are most interested in the product
give their personal attention to farm
ing and planting. whereas their inter
ests were aforetime mainly cOnfded to
hired overseers, while the land owners
were off ON pleasure.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

valedictory of an Arkansas editor (:
1--WE do not leave this community
with any regret. We are glad to go.
We have not received due patronage
from this town. consequently we are
pleased TO throw up the journalistic
sponge. 1t is the custom for editors
TO say that they part with their con
temporaries with regret. We do not.
We have been branded as thief, and
il has been proved that we are thief,
consequently We have no regrets at
parting. Those who owe us are ex-
pected to settle at their earliest conve.
nience. Those whom we owe must
wait"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The Congregational and Presbyte.
rian ministers Of st. Louis have voted
to discontinue publishing their notices
In the Sunday neWspapers.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The selection OF potatoes for seed
should be made in the field when dug;
select the fairest smoothest potatoes,
with good eyes; put them in a cool
place and on no account part with
them before planting, if you would in.
sure a good crop next year.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

M. Victor Saint Paul has placed
S.. 900 at the disposal ola Paris Acad.
envy of Medicine as prize to any per-
son, whatever may be his vocation or
nationality, who shall succeed in dis
covering an infallible means of curing
diphtheria.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Galvanized iron pals tor drinking
water should not be used. The zinc
coating is readily acted upon by wa
ter, forming a poisonous oxide OF zinc.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The story recently aaoat in the
newspapers Of the Kansas farmer who
shot a quail he saw running up and
down his corn rows, supposing it to be
pulling up his corn, and subsequently,
found its chop filed with destructive
insects, is at least fifty years old. The
only new thing about it is its location
in Kansas. But it is good story,
nevertheless.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The high school girl does not say.
"What Is sauce for the goose is sauce
tor the gander." but. "The condiment
appropriate 10 the female anser is al
50 suitable to the gentleman Of the
same species. -[Oil City Derrick.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

John Armstrong, Vancsburg, KY, says;
81 have been pesiered with dyspepsia and
general debililyi Browns Iron Bittsrs has
cured me-"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The Glasgow Times reports child
two years old which weighs 1877 pounds.
It's parents are said both TO be quite
email
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

In threshing oats it is a good plan
TO run at least portion of straw I'M
der cover as winter feed for horses.
II the straw is bright and clean it will
be eaten nearly as well as hay, and il
cut and mixed with meal will main
tain horse at steady work. This is
better than feeding whole oats in the
straw, for in this condition many will
be undigesied.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

STREET TALK.-"How much better you
look, Mrs. SIP ayes, l have gained 80
pounds on HALLS Caiarrh Cure. Have not
felt so we'll in 20 year,. Ii has made a
complete cure and is worth $50 bottle to
any one that has the caiarrh."
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

He'd been Waiting with his ugly
elder daughter, and was in corner
repairing damages. Here he was es'
pied by his wonld-be papa-in-law.
"She is the flower of my family, sir"
said the latter. 80 it seems an.
swered the young man. "Pity she
comes off SO, amt itS' he continued, as
he essayed another vigorous rub at the
white spots on his coat sleeve.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The following extracts we're taken
from one Of the lectures Of j. j. Tai
boit, who recently died from the ct
fec,s Of q drunken debauch at Elk
hart, Indiana:
But now the struggle Is over. i
can survey the field and measure the
losses. The demon tore from around
me the robes Of my sacred Office and
sent me out churchless and Goddess,
q very Kissing and by-word among
men. Afterwards I had business,
large and lucrative. and my voice was
heard in large courts pleading for
mercy, justice and right. But the
dust gathered on my books. and no
football crossed the threshold Of the
druukard's Office. 1 had money, am
ple for all necessities, but Il took
wings and went TO feed the Golfers OF
the devils which possessed me. L
had n home adorned with all that
wealth and the most exquisite taste
could do, The devil crossed its
threshold and the light faded from its
chambers; the FIRE went out from the
hollis; Of sltars. and leading me from
its portals. despair walked forth with
me aud sorrow and anguish fingered
within. I had children. beautiful
10 me, at least--as a dream Of the
morning, and they had 30 entwined
themselves around their fathers heart
that no matter where he might wan
der. ever il came back 10 them on the
wings Of fathers undying love. The
destroyer took their hands in his, and
led them away, / had wife whose
charms Of mind and person were such
that 10 see her was 10 remember, and
20 know her was 10 love her. For
thirteen years we walked the rugged
path Of life together, rejoicing in the
sunshine and sorrowing in its shade.
The internal monster would not spare
me even this.
had n mother. who for long years
had not left her chair, a victim Of
suffering and disease. and her choicest
delight was in rejecting that the les.
son taught at her knee had taken root
in the heart Of her youngest born, and
that he was useful TO his fellows aud
an honor to her who bore him. But
the thunderbolt even reached there.
and there il did its most cruel work.
Other days cured all but this. All,
mel never a word Of reproach from
her; only tender csress, only shad-
ow Of q great unspoken grief gather.
ed over the dear old face; only a
trembling hand laid more lovingly
upon my bead, only closer clinging
TO the cross. only piteous appeal to
Heaven II her cup was at last full.
And while her boy RACED in his wild
delirum two thousand miles away, the
plying angels pushed the golden
gates sjar. and the mother of the
drunkard entered into rest. And thus
/ stand. a clergyman without a
church. barrister without brief or bu-
siness, q father without q wife, a son
without a parent, man with scarcely
a friend, a soul without hope-all
swallowed up ia the storm-meal Of
drink 7"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The biblical proyerb, "a tooth for a
TOOTH" comes out all right, but Gin
printing and writing) its often an |
for a j. instead Of Gan eye for an eye.
as the good book says.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

He WANTED TO BE A GIRAFFE.-
Johnny thought il would be nice TO be
a giraffe; for then he could stand on
the ground and eat the apples, pears
and cherries that grew on Farmer
Jones trees, beyond the danger Of dogs
and bear traps, and could also taste
the good things all the way down his
neck. But Johnny had sore throat
the other day, and as he laid his head
on bis pillow upon retiring, he conf
dainty remarked to his mother that he
was glad he was not giraffe, after all.
A giraffe with two or three yards of
ore tn roat dwarfed his own affection
into nothingness by comparison. I Bos
ton Transcript.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

els IL true that the case Of Zabris-
kie against Van Ripper is settledS' ask
ed reporter Of Lawyer l.. NJ. Ward,
Of Patterson, N. j. This case has
been in the courts for long time.
"Yes," replied Mr.. Ward, "the
case Is settled"
"And it is said, Mr.. Ward, that you
have come into possession Of the
farm"
That's So" replied Mr.. Ward,
laughing, "Ive got the farm, and
Garry Ackersop, Of Hackensack, the
lawyer on the other side, has got all
the money. Igot a mortgage on the
farm, and then / paid the balance and
became the owner. The money I paid
went TO Ackersonl"
"And what have the two farmers
got, Mr.. Ward1"
"Nothing. When We began the
case there were two well-of farmers
and two poor lawyers. Now there are
two poor farmers and two well-of
lawyers"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12
PnEsl PNEsl PnEsI

DIR. DeminG's Reig Discovery for
PiIesh adlea change from the old remedies
heretofore In use. The Discovery IL the result Of
years Of pa tient scientific study and Investigation
Into the character Of this painful disease To con
vince you Of lie great merit, call on Penny Nc
Alister, stanford, or W. NJ. Weber, MI. Vernon,
aud get sample box free Of charge.
1T. Morrison. Of worthington, Ind, says one
bottle Of Browns EKpeetOrant worked like charm
In his family. he Is convinced Of la wonderful Gu
rative qualities. For sale BY Penny A MICA lister,
stanford, and W. NJ. Weber, MI Vernon.
Rev. G. N. Marshall formerly pastor Of Fourth
Presby torian ehuteh, Indianapolis, says he ha'
used Browns Expectorant i0r years In his hmiiy
always with good results. For sale BY Penny A
MeAlister, stanford, and W. NJ Weber, MLyernon
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

Tar may be readily removed from
the hands by rubbing with the outside
of fresh orange or lemon peel, and
wiping dry immediately. The VIOLA.
tile oils in the skins dissolve the tar,
so that il can be wiped of.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

We have often heard OF young men
becoming somewhat sgitated while
procuring their license to marry; but
the case of our young and enterprising
groceryman who signed the name Of
Mcdowell. Goddard a. Co., instead Of
his own, 10 his marriage bond, is be.
You'd parallel.-fMercer Enterprise.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

The heat on the Colorado desert has
been greater this season than for many
years past, inhicting severe suffering
upon those compelled to cross it. For
a fortnight the thermometer in the day
time stuck persistently at 1870 degrees,
and the close atmosphere made the
heat appear greater than the reality.
Tremendous thunder storms have
been frequent
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

I have received and am still receiv-
ing New Goods for Fall and Winter,
comprising the best in the market,
which will be gotten up in style and
make second to none in city or coun-
try. Give me a trial. H. G. Rupley
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

IL is very often the case that chur-
ches in the autumn are not warmed
until some two or three Sabbaths after
the proper time. The dampness gives
delicate people chill which is follow
ed by severe colds. Ii is therefore a
Christian duty to have the house Of
worship made safe aud comfortable.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-10-12

EdisOn's Electric Light Is wonderful
discovery, but not as wonderful as Halle
Catarrh Cure. For sale by Penny a Nc
Alister.
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Cost auo FOUND.

7 OST.-Sunday night, on elevated railway, 70
Park station taDi' Foii ifatt tt ''H~i ~" ~ ~
v ardod by returning 20 New 4ork Hotel
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NEw.YoRK. Nov ., 1889.
ITO THE SECOND MORTGAGE INCOME

ITO THE SECOND MORTGAGE INCOME
Il BOND AND SCRIP HOLDERS OF THE NJ X & 1.
RAILWAY co: .. a..
The directors OF This Company have this DAY a1thorled me
bonds, under and
sons Of General Consol MoItgass OF ISL IN
exchange COmpanys second Mortgage Income bon
dollar dollar presented IN sums 81 900 rad
Bonds bear interest from october ls pay
able srnannually and December and 10 run l DO
cember l. 1920. , -. ,
coupons Of income bonds, together Win "Trip
representing such may also DO c1ChanRe ~ i
per their face value fiat FOR said ave ieI Cent Bonus ~
par . $500, a.. ,.-.... ,.,,.
aud scrip NAV presented COmpanys Once no l'9
Broadway Yofk and after the 9TH inst 10 be stamped
asserting 20 tho exchange above until further
notice IL l.. HENSON Treasurer
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Board an0 Rooms.
East Side.

BOARD with home comforts at moderate
I'D prices go East s6th.st.
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TO PHILADELPHIA.

SUNDAY 3 STATIONS IN PHILADEL
PHIA: IN NETWORK.
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Dressmakin1.

pressmaklnJ.
s-
nRESSMAKER. &c.-Bya young girl to go out
Inv tho day assist dfessmaker or do plain sewing can
make good buonhoes could bring Wilcox Gibbs sewing
machine; rs cents day. L. NJ. b.. Tribune Uptown Once,
l. 238 Broadway.
nRESSMAKER.-By competent dress
~ maker; win take sewing home sly lish ouerand htor
anys Keeps best Styles low prices Best ey Reference
IA7 West ATHEIST, city.
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Corporation Notices.

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~ YORK TRIBUNE WILL BIZ RECEIVED AT THE
UPTOWN OFFICES No 1923 Broadway, corner Thirty
aud 30S Nest Twenty tld-st., corner
Fghtave No. 81 East Foureenths corner unicns0uale
$50 Tbitdave corner FOrtyseycnhst 1T; ct the HARLEM
OFFICES Nos. OO7 and 1900 ThiTd.aye. corner one
hundred ndtweDty ftth.st up 70 D. N at regular once
rates.
NOTICE.-PrOpOsals for dredging at the foot
~ OF West 36hst. n r. win be received y the Depart
Of 1T ll9 Duanos, until Wednesday No
vember 1888 at II O'Clock For iul information see
The city Record Copies for sale al No. 2 city Hall
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CHARMS

y. AKIN - . $500. 49,. ..-. .,.. =.
COMPANY.
Is, y II, foot Of Cortlanatst
Conslgnmeuts OF freight Forwarded directed 10 auy
cite world
UNEQUAILED FACILITIES FOR DISPATCH
Orders received for delivery OF all kinds Of freight and mer
clandise to any part OF the city.
SEA AND IIABBOR TOWING AND RIVEf. AID HAR-
Dor LIGHTERAGE.
Freight every description promptly nghtercd to pont
n the haIbOr az reasonable rates.
STEAMBOATS,, BARGE5 AND GROVEs TO CHAR
TER FOR EXCURSIONS.
Steamer John H. Staftn for NEW HAVEN, leaves Pier
49, y. r., foot Of COrtaultst. at p daily. SUNDAYS
eIcepted)
METROPOLIS EXPRESS Co. between Newly orE a9d
New.Haven. Care and dispatch guaranteed
Freight points D. l. W r. H. received ~ Pier 10
Tor New Haven and points East, at Pier ~.
NORTH SHORE, STATEN ISLAND-Elcvon Miles for
Ten Cents Steamers from Iron Pier ], IT, r. foot Of
WhtehBll-st.
CENTRAL SHIPYARD, COmmunipaw, N.J.-Dry Docks,
Machine Boiler shops Everything apportaiuug the
construction and repair Of vessels.
TROY BOATS - CITIZENS LINE. - New
Il steamers SARATOGA and CITY OF TROY leave Pier
No a. n r. foot Of ChrisOphcTs daily except Saturday,
st m connecting with morning trains Tor all points North
Sunday steamer touches at Albany.
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ISTH-ST., IL EAST.-Sunny front room,
well furnished choice cuisines private family refer