Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-12

dimensions to extradite an editor Of I
an Irish paper on suspicion of being
an accessory to the political removing
of two late prominent government
officials, to wit. Vieeroy Lord Caven- |
dish and the permanent Unler-Sec- |
rotary for Ireland, Mr.. Burke.
A masher is a, beast about which !
philologists and good many other
people seem to have troubled them
selves lately. Perhaps in all their
quarrels they may not be SO far apart
as some of them may think about the
new or old name for the .slady-killer. .
Dropping the s'lady"-and no lady
ought to care for the buzzing COM
pliments of Nausea { Lat. it might
be seen that the killing part of the
business is common to all Kettle
tongues. The modern Erse has
been insisted on in the columns of
several newspapers. An angry Span
lard would yell "Matar !" where the
Rajput would shout s'Maro !" Al
lowing for the usual pathological Ii
cense in interchanging liquids and
consonants, these words are identical
with the Gypsy 'sMa-asha.' Borrow
and many others have always held
that the Gypsies were the remnants
of an expelled tribe from Hindustan.
/ have long believed, not from SINH
larities between Gaelic and the old
Diavidian languages, but from iden-
tity of ancient customs, that the Irish
are old migrants from India. The
saffron robe of the ancient Fenians
is the same as the holy garment
donned by Rajput warriors in their
last extremity, and Erse and Sans
crit are as mutually intelible as
Morse and English. Gypsy talk is to
Hindu like Dutch to ap English
man, sort of chad English, aa,
I think, Charles Lamb or somebody
once remarked, something that with
strained attention can be understood
by speakers of either tongue.
One of the recommendations of
the French flats now so popular
except to the hired girls, who find it
less convenient for Irritation than
basements-hasb been supposed to be
freedom from burglars. There is JAM
itor attached to most of them, and
it is supposed that the certain pres
ence somewhere about of a good
many people would discourage the
midnight prowler but, somehow or
other, they seem favorite objects of
attack. A young and pleasing widow
lady pleasantly interfered with some
robbers, the other morning, in way
they'll remember. She heard noise
and, without waking anybody or
making any fuss, quietly investigated.
What she saw induced her to procure
a single-barrelled pistol, which she
carefully discharged, retiring to re-
load. The robbers fed before she
could treat them with another shot,
but red stream of liberal dimensions
testified to the accuracy of her aim.
Such woman must be handy to have
around a house. Your RADIX is
disqualified from competition for the
prize.
Blower Levy is in trouble again.
Minnie Conway, whom he married
some years ago, has returned to the
stage, to the surprise of everybody
The reason is now apparent. Il
seems Levy had an Indiana divorce
from his London wife, but continued
to support her and then tried to gel
a valid divorce after his second mar.
riage. Minnie claims that both she
and Levy were deceived by ex-Judg,
Dittenhoefer, a prominent politician
and LEWIS counsel, about this In.
diana divorce, and there's consider
2 able of rumpus.
A new Stock Exchange is to b.
formed. AS the old one is nov
chiefly doing business on the jack
knife swapping basis, it is difficult t
see how it will work. Lambs ar
scarce nowadays.
A ferocious anti-tobacco justic
has declared war on the great cigar
cite interest by promulgating hi
intention to double the penalties o
all juvenile culprits arrested for othe
offenses found guilty of smoking
these cylindrical combinations O
paper and shredded weed He say
} he does it in the interest of publ
physical and mental health.
RADIX.
FIRE AT BELLOWS FALLS.