Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-10-05
VOL. XII.

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The weather at 9:&6 Last Night.
B'smsEckM Bh9asSS Ssss Cloudy; thermometer 4s e
Helena-C Cloudy; a61
q Moorhead- Cloudy; So
S st. Paul-ClOudy; SO
NEWS COMMENTS.
BARNuM and Jumbo will occupy rooms at q
st. Paul hotel today.
EASTERN capitalists propose to build an i'm
menee hotel at Salt Lake City.
HENRY WARD BEEcHER is travelling in Texas
The cowboys think him a rather nice sort of q
fellow.
GEN. HANCOCK has a sore knee. How neat it
would be for Queen Victoria to cable him mes
sage of sympathy.
A wE11-ro. DO maiden lady, in PAtten, Me-,
worked ont her own tax this summer with rake
and hoo on the road.
The Pittsburg Methodist and Presbyterian
ministers say the Sunday papers must go. Op-
position always excites envy.
The Indiana legislature is to hold an extra
session, but as the weather is getting cold the
people think they can stand it.
Sr. LOUIS Dispatch: I'VE will enter into no
eulogum upon Massachusetts. There she
stands-with Ben Butler on top"
The Methodist conference is in session at st.
Paul. This makes Minneapolis grin and clap
her hands and say Il told you so.''
THE Bald-headed Masher of Sixteenth
street," is the title of a young gentleman who
has>absoonded frem Cheyenne. Wyoming.
PATTI and LaEgtry are coming over in the
same steamer. The underwriters are anxiously
looking seaward for the smoke of the vessel.
A D1AP1DATED old man with a sorrv looking
horse took in the Sioux Falls (Dakota) sports
about $500 worth on a running race the other
day.
WILLARD purchased a pair of buffalo horns
while in Bismarck. He will probably put them
on and bull the market when the proper moment
arrives.
income is only 100000 a month. This will
make his boarding house keeper feel discon-
tentedaand uneasy.
IT is limited that DIR. Mary Walker pants for
the presidency-Bismarck Tribune. Oh NO she
Doesn't She pants because she likes them bet
ter than the other kind.-Duluth Tribune.
A CALIFORNIA lady has pair. of scissors which
have been used by herself and her mother for
seventy five years. The average funny editor of
the day would use them up in six or seven weeks
A TEXAS man has been sentenced to ninety
nine years in the penitentiary. The judge
Vould have made it an even hundred but didn't
want to be hard on the fellow for bis first Of
Tense.
WICKED item from Castle of the st. Paul
Dispatch: Gall the young men, and few old
rips beside, are going to Jersey every chance
they get. That is, when the jersey has a hand
some girl inside of it,
CHICAGO NEWS: emma Abbot has created
terrific sensation in Duluth. The citizens have
arisen en- masse and done homage to her genius.
The vivacious little prima donna now comedies
that she was born in Duluth
The first Chinese child ever born in Washing
ton was the daughter of the Chinese minister,
about a month ago. She is named Mi Ju; the
first nsme Mi, means America, and is given in
honor of this country. Oh, Mi!
CHICAGO News: "It must be somewhat humili-
ating for Rufus Hatch to see how many of the
foreign counts and dukes he brought over have
taken to waiting in hotels and working in barber
shops since he cut off their rations."
YOUNG man ut Tuskegee, Ala, went to see
his lady love the other night, and stayed SO late
that the girls mother brought in dozen eggs
and asked him to hatch them out for her. He
left, and declares that he will never call again.
A CHICAGO girl, upoE learning that the 1912
comet would make it's appearance about Christ
mas said she would hang up her stocking in
hopes tuAI SOuo Ouc u AcL H0utA0AucA AIAcAOS
would drop the curiosity into it.-Norristown
Herald.
THE San Francisco Argonaut rather sharply
says of Mr.. Beecher that ''his biblical vagaries
have ceased to amuse the irreverent, and his
irreverenceA have ceased to shock the religious.
Nothing can save him next lecture season but
new doubt
ST. PAUL Dispatch: The Pioneer Press, in q
description of the new 2.cent stamp, speaks of
the red headed George Washington as having "a
chin delicately disseminated" Shades of the
departed father of our country, come back with
your little hatchet and smite this unfeeling de-
etrover of the English language!