The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-09
suLL,oxvlLLa AND paNAcA DOTS


afternoon.
Ike Garrison had $500 pounds of Fair
view ore worked at the furnace Just be-
fore it closed down that sampled lis ozs.
per ton.
The weather has been disagreeably |
warm during the past few weeks, the
mercury going as high as 50 in the shade,
at Bullionville, on different occasions.
A shotgun and bull dog guards the
portals of brothers residence in our
village, which is meant, it is said, for
rowing gentiles with matrimonial inten-
tions.
One of the Bullionvillans is dscon.
solate since the departure of his lady love
for Saratoga Springs and fears are enter
tanned for his sanity, if the cruel one
does not return. Come back.
Anthony McMahon says there is moth
ing in the report of his contemplated visit
to Utah's metropolis, as there are prettier
girls nearer home that he can have for
the asking. Go it! Anthony.
Ike Garrison speaks very complement
airy of the Smelling Company for the
fairness of their dealing with chloriders.
Mr.. Garrison is an old chlorider and
knows whereof he speaks.
Mrs. Epson. OF Panaca, aged G5 years,
was found dead in her bed on Sunday
morning, she having retired the evening
previous in seemingly good health. The
funeral took place on Monday and was
largely attended.
Billy Ceilings little vegetable garden
in Bullionville is rare curiosity, situa-
ted as it is among the poisonous tailings
pits; but Billy has devoted much care to
his pet hobby, and is rewarded with
sufficient vegetables for his table, besides
having some to sell to the restaurants.
A wandering tramp, after having be-
come inebriated in Bullionville Monday
evening, undertook to whip all of Mr..
Gentry Mormons, as he termed the
boys who work for that gentleman, but
one of them, more spunky than the
| others, treated him to Sullivan slug,
after which he went quietly to sleep on
the sidewalk.
Mr.. Short will sell his house and fur
niture in Bullionville, preparatory to his
departure for Salt lake City. This is a
good opportunity for some of our matri'
1
monially inclined friends to take advan
tage of, as Mr.. Short will sell cheaply,
and all the purchaser will have to do will
be to call the Justice to tie the knot anG
his boat will be launched ON the sea o.
welded bliss, or welded misery, which
ever he chooses to make of it.
The lot of the reportorial scribe is
hard one indeed. We judge it to be $,
from our own limited experience, for
whenever we indulge in fancy rhetoric
and pay tribute to the charms of som,
comely lass-as we did in last week
"Dots or note the exquisite shape o
our girls pedal extremlties, We are sur
to be misunderstood, and being rnisunder
stood we are roundly abused and callet
hard names, when in reality we ought t.
be rewarded with hug or two from tn
dear little charmers.
Jimmy Collins, prominent youn
. sport Of Bullionville. has developed re
markable tendency for spiritualism. H
gives evening performances before selee
number of friends, during which h
makes table perform wonderful gyra
tions around the room. He sometime
, gives an exhibition on the sidewalk, dul
, ing which he sets in motion bar-rooi
I chair to the music of an la mode waltz
Altogether Jimmy is a wonderful PHI
nomenon in the spiritualistic line, an
: might make a fortune as travelin
p medium, if it were not for his extrem
a bashfulness.
: Several lady and gentlemen mission
: aries from st. George paid our village
3 visit during the latter part of last weel
o The ladies' commenced exhorting Il
c faithful Friday morning, being joined
the gentlemen on Sunday, when gran
rally was made by the entire part
" Bishop McAlister, who was one of Il
a party, in his sermon Sunday afternoo
e made use Of some very plain langaag
'e in fact, too plain for congregation tn
k was composed largely of ladiesi bu
e oniiting this breach OF prlestly etiquEtt
n the sermon was very good one, as q
Is points were we'll taken and delivered wi
the force and eloluence characteristic
the gentleman,
i. Wa are sorry to have to chronicle I
~ fact, but il is nevertheless true, th
c. there are some Of the brethren right be
pit in Panaoa and Bullionyille, who are I'll
y believers in that most degrading relic
v barbari,m -polygamy and who pph'
those who participate in il over in uti
es whenever the subject comes up Tor q
On cussion, inside or outside OF church,
of such occasions those parties lose all O.
ed troll over their tempers, and become "
al abusive Of the Edmunds bill, and I
nd American lawmakers IN generals tina
an person after listening TO their TRADE s