The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-10-27

woman in q twlnklinG when her hus-
band or lover is waiting Tor her to
dress Tor church on the opera
There is nothing so generous rs a wo-
mans generosity, and none that gels
less public reward. 1t is not every
school-teacher who can get her name
in the papers for having "kindIy treated
her pupils to nice ride in the country.
after having made the little ones chip
in 10 cents apiece for the hire OF the
moving wagon.
The latest thing in China! He (to his
fiancee) 81 say, Julia, old girl, have
YOU ever noticed thisP" She (who
hates to have people talk to her when
she is reading) -"No." He-Whatl
not seen this sweet thing in Gilman
She with enthusiasm) oh, in China!
What is itP" He-"Sugar. She
breaks the engagement.
Young George Vanderbilt, fourth son
of the millionaire, wants to be a news
paper reporter. There it crops out
again; the natural and inheritary greed
for gold; the Unsuitable thirst for wealth.
the passion for amassing millions by
the easiest and quickest methods, and
reaching fabulous competence by the
shortest ways. It's family trait
Ha1oScye.
A vigorous old fellow in Maine, who
had lately buried his fourth wife was
accosted by an acquaintance, who I'M
aware of his bereavement, asked, "How
is your wife, Captain PlowjoggerP
To which the captain replied, with a
grave face: "Waal, to tell you the
trewth, I'm kinder out o wives Just
meow.
The new attendant of the watering
place bookstore stood behind the coun-
ter with his head little on one side and
a white handkerchief around his neck,
when dainty Summer sojourner trip
ped in. and, fixing her blue orbs upon
him, asked; Have you got q Newport
AouarelleP' To which, with thank
fui smile, he replied; mo, marm; |
don't think it's nothin but a common
bile,
Mamma: Both Smythe and Robson
were most attentive to Celia last night,
papa! Robson's as good as gold, with
The temper of an angel-like herself!
and Smythes heartless, selfish, dissi-
pated young fend! | do hope it will be
Robsonr Papa: "Well, / don't know.
If Robson's really all you say, she Il
precious soon get tired OF him. Where
as, from your description of Smythe, |
fancy she would be able to love him
faithfully all herlife long. Any woman
would'
A family namedits sons One Stickney,
Two Stickney, Three Stickney; and the
daughters were named First Stckney,
Second Stickncy, Third Stickney. The
three elder children of another family
we're named Joseph, And. Another; and
it was proposed to call the rest, il any
appeared, Also, Moreover, Nevertheless,
and Notwithstanding. Another house
hold actually named their child FINS,
supposing ia was the last; but three
more were born, who were called Ad.
denda, Anr"ndiX, and Supplement
Il want 10 get a pair of driving
gloves" said consequential looking
/ duck. entering gents furnishing
store and addressing a lady attendant
I "Buckskin?' asked the polite saleswo
man. "Oh, no, replied the impe,uou
customer. Il want something tina
will match the color of my skin. 90
you do2' replied the lady, quickly tax
! Ing down box from the shelf, TRY
I pair of these calfskins"' He has neye
since patronized store where Their
/ are woman attendants
A little girls mother told her If she
went out Of the gate size would have L
whip her, and in an hour the young on
was picked up in the gutter, in tn
midst OF mud.pie making, ii though
! told you if you went out that gate t
whip YOU said the mother, angrily
But didn't do out de date, mamma
said the kid in a whimper. Yes, yo
did, and you ye been out in the stree
for an hour, aud look ike pig, but
mamma, | didn't 60 out de date.
Eyes, you did, too, and I'm going t
whip you II didn't go out de date
! tlum over e fence, an 90 tan't whi
me is time, mamma.
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