The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-03-29
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ia " sslA thsi tiNNiaf c1taA Yrs @tst'
bai essfy rea boeAed sisi ~ The eonnifs
lnows l~iiss.
There u place IN Moaisua called
Troa q death II sill eveataslly bcooas
sPsgsisT sunmr resos-
ABE gsiersr said AZ irasLDsn. ''ir'
slepi siYiesH hgnu ! wsnt 10 bed q
eight and saa Wy VI eight
Darpg The house cleaning seascs
there s Ne place iiks hone saa that
sone.L.ng 70 10 extremely tbabkiul for
Here IL the verdict u Kansas .aiy
'DioI o. flea IL ihs stomach from hs'
wife. and d. reyss aBsw shat hurt him,
--Tbe stsng q ) l,ee 10 caly one.iEirly
second VI as iBch lopg IL - your la
Kginssioa that makes Il scesn - long ~ !
hos handle EhfE
--Ono Nrv fork yosng lady boasts Of
hssiag beea engaged three times Last sea
300 Az abe is siill unmarried. three men
base good reason for congrasuisiing them.
selves btttf ts
Whcn Young lady asked 10 look Al =
psrasol. the clerk said: "wiIi you please
give The shade you want II expect the
psfasol 10 give the shade ! want. replied
tbs yoang lady.
-~"Ao sir reel" said Farmer John en-.
phaiieslly. NO homypaiby doctors for
me-. When die ! don't want 10 he lin
germ along for I've or siI years. ! want
10 80 OH sudden :
When you see a sour-faced woman
sprinking ashes on the slippery sidewalk
j, is difficult to tell whether she1oves The
human race or hates the new carpet Of her
neat door neigbbor.
~ do wish you would come home ear.
lier, " said woman 10 her husband. ~
an afraid 10 stay alone. / always imagine
that there's somebody in the house. but
when you come know there amt"
Yes, said the fond mother, Il have
snch dread Of the ocean tina, can't bear
10 think Of my sons going 10 sea, and TO
proven, II ! shall secure him m appoint.
meni a, the naval academy at Annapolis.
This conversation was overheard 10 q
local eonr, last week: Judge. -"why, this
Is the tenth time you have been here since
] sat on this bench. Prisoner "Yes,
your honor, | have the courage Of my con.
yieiions.
Fashionable young club men Of New
York, sons aims and sans brains, who apo
ihe British snob In their dress, are called
dudes. " We don't see much economy in
the new name. Tho old title, idiots, :"
contains only one more letter
An enthusiast, who undertook 10 give
tbester goer description OF a Brooklyn
girls hat was impatiently interrupted ty
the exclamation, "Oh. don't care to
kno" about the trimming How many
feet was II from Tip to tip?"
Two ladies were coming out OF the
alter. Seeing ona Of them drop her play
bill, the other exclaimed: "Why, Mrs.
Blank. do you always throw your pro.
gramme asays ishould think you would
like 10 keep il for momentum"
The most impatient man we ever heard
Of was the freight brakeman who commit.
ted suicide out west the other day. II he
could only have been willing TO wait five
or ten minutes but there, therel some
men never can Wal, for the slow move
mcnts Of the inevitable.
WHY don. you go where milliners
are no, so plenty asked lady OF a coun.
try miilner who had been complaining TO
her Of tbs dullness Of trade. small sales
eie. oh dear' ia go quick enough II
knew OF such place, but | don't this
side Of heaven. she answered with sigh.
"A lady at sea. full OF delicate ap pre-
"N""'~"@ y" khn Va Wiuus Cricu out
among other pretty exlamations: eve
shall go TO the bottom; mercy on us; how
my head swimsr' MADAM, never fear. ;"
said one OF the sailors. You can never
go to the bottom while your head swims.
WHATS IN a name?' A legislator
who has large family at home, and who
has to be very saving, entered an Austin
asenue restaurant about dinner time, aud
asked for a bnsintss consultation, which
Was granted. 'lIow much do ron charge
for dinnerip Fifty ccnts.p How much
for breakfast Twenty-Five cent? .
Then bring me breakfast for dinner"
40 Austin young lady. who has eg.
ioyei the advantages OF classical educl-
iion at northern female college. hap.
pened to be at home when her aged grand
mother Was stricken down with fatal III.
ness The entire family gathered srou nd
the death bel Of tue old lady. who. 10 a
feeble voice, said: Good bye TO you all
I'm gsine ter peg out F" "Grandmother, .
exclaimed the young lady. don't say you
are gwine 10 peg out. Say yon are going
70 expire, or that you contemplate ap
preaching dissolution. 1. sounds so much
better
"Dar am muffin which ruins niger
more sudiener, said Uncle Nash. solemn
ls. to his eldest hopeful, dan de custom
oh sisitin ben roosts 10 de fall oh de moon.
II sni we'll enough TO tackle de walcrmil.
lynn patches shsn de queen OBJ nigh, am
sailin round in short neck sn' low sleeves,
because de sqnaxk oh . twisted waiermil.
Isan vine am no, like dc sqnAwk OBJ red |
headed rooster when you done pluck him
ont o de hen'pa,ch. Better take de rooster
vher dc moon am on de half shell.