Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-21
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times The Quartermaster of the Fourth New York
Artillery was nearly dead with dysentery. The sur
geons did their best for him. but at last gave him up
Lieut.. Bemis, who is well known merchant in
Oneida, n. Y. ventured to dose him with Perry Davis
Pain Killer. In few days the Quartermasters suffer-
ings over, and he was on duty as before
The dude has two watch chains and no watch
The flowers are about ready for spring openings
Twenty-four beautiful colors of the Diamond Dyes
for silk, wool, cotton, etc., 10 cts child can use
with perfect success.
Come down." said the young man, stroking his
upper lip.
"BEcAME SOUND AND WELL."-R. V. Pierce, NJ. D..
Dear Sir,-My wife. who had been i'll for over two
years, and had tried many other medicines, became
sound and well by using your "Favorite Prescription
My niece was also cured by its use after several ply
sicians had failed to do her any good. Yours truly,
Thomas ]. Methvin, Hatcher's Station, Ga.
Bacon says Reading makes full man." So does
eating Bacon
The sunken eye. the paid complexion. the disfgur-
ing eruptons on the face, indicate that there is
thing wrong going on within. Expel the lurking foe
to health. Ayers SarsaparIlla was devise for that
purpose; and does it.
When a girl travels on her good looks, she passes
for her face value.
U. s. DISTRICT ATTORNEY SPEAKs.-Col II. Wal
tiers. U. District Attorney, Kansas City No. author
ises the following statement Samaritan Nervine
cured my niece of spasms." Get at druggists. Sl.5O
wedding trip-when the groom writes that ht
can't come.
Somebody once wrote that none are so old as those
who have outlived enthusiasm" The patrons o
Wheat Biters always enthusiastic 1t cures shat
tered constitutions, and will add years to any man,
life. The druggists all sell it 81 per bottle Every
| body needs bottle.
Getting out of a tight scrape-paying a fine 70
| intoxcaton.
In the aggregate the deaths from heart disease ar
said to be inferior number only to those from con
sumption. And yet one need die of heart disease
| There is recognized specific for It, and only one
It Dr. Graves Heart Regulator. Your druggist sell
it for 81 per bottle.
"Why does kiss raise the spirits ?" Because it
the cram of tata"
| FEAR NoT.-An kidney and urinary complaints, e.
pecally Bright's disease diabetes and liver troubles
Hop Bitters will surely and lastngly cure. Gases
actly like your own have been cured in your ow
neighbOrhood, and you find reliable proof at hon
| of what Hop Bltters has and can do.
The young man who went off like shot, probab
found too much powder on the girls cheek.
The secret of the universal success of Browns Ire
Bters owing the it is the very best ire
preparation made. By thorough and rapid ASSN
laton with the blood reaches every part of the bod
giving health, strength and endurance to every DC
ton. Thus beginning at the foundation it builds
and restores lost health 1t does not contain whsk
or alcohol 1t will not blacken the teeth 1t does
constpate or cause headache 1t will cure dyspeps
indigestion, heartburn, sleepessness. dizziness nj
vous debility, weak ness, etc.
The clurchman and the family umbrella close
resemble each other in one particular. They be
keep Lent
''Dne mans meat is another mans poison" X
ney-Wort expels the poisonous humors The Fl
thing to do in the spring is to clean house. For
ternal cleansing and renovating. other medicine
equal to Kiduey-wort In either dry OF liquid form
cures headache. bilious attacks constipation and
ranged kidneys.
1.-The Black Hand in Paris means secret or
of agitators aud assassns. In this country it mean
g spade flush.
HARD Jumps IN BREAsT-Dr. II. Y. Pierce. Buff;
n. Y: Dear Sir-1 wrote you some time ago tha
thought had cancer. There was large lump
f my breast large walnut, and had been tn
Y four months. l commenced taking your "GolC
Medical Discovery" "Favorte Prescription and 81
lets" in June. and the lump is gore. Yours CRATE
: ly Mrs. R. r. Clark. Irvington Mich.
The difference between the walking skeleton
u the bvalvc feast at church fair is: Ones th
J, the other is stew.
S WHY THEY CALL HIM "oLD MAN"-"Yes, tn
sadly So" said jenkins, my hair is turning gray
9 falling out before its time. Use something? wo,
but most hair restorers are dangerous" True"
Il swered his friend. but Parkers Hair Balsam is
II harmless it is effective I've tried it. and KIN
= Give the Balsam show and the boys will
% calling you old Man Jenkins" 1t never fail
restore the original color to gray faded hair. Ric
perumed, an elegant dressing.
: Some one has said. never be cast down by trih
9 but the sage lived before the of banana and ora
lie peels.
G.. On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voltaic Belt
III Marshall. Mich- will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated
IN tro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
!. thirty days to men young or old who are affii
with nervous debility. lost vitality and kindred tr
II les guaranteeing speedy ami complete restoratio
I'd health and manly vigor. Address as above. N
40 No risk is incurred. thirty days trial is allowed
,e al am like Balaam." said dandy, meeti
,t pretty girl in narrow passage; stopped by an
gel' "And / am like the angel - said she, "stoI
AZ by an ass"
Work given out. On receipt of your address we
make offer by which you earn 50 to 81 e
20 ings. at your home. Men, women. boys or girls
n do it. H. C. Wilkinson Co.. los d 1871 Fulton St.,