Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-01-26
Lots of sore arms.

asked, swtetly smiling on him, Dr.. Bulls
Cough Syrup, he replied, with prudence 49,
lie had Just been cured by il Of II bad cold.
Mrs. Samuel Rye, who has long been
suffering from an attack OF rheumatism,
we are glad to learn is much better.
Judge jenkins has recovered, and re-
sumed his position on the bench Of the
Orphans Court, Tuesday.
} The ups and downs Of life" have
been very forcibly illustrate during the
present week on our slippery sidewalks.
Extract of elephants foot is new
drug. 1t must be heavy dose, and
should be taken understandlngly.
Many man who is too lazy to make
his own living is very ndurtrious when
making love.
Loss Of hair and grsyness, which often mar
the prettiest face, are prevented hy PHrker's
Hair Balsam I'm
The coal pile diminishes more rapidly
now greatly to tue delight Of the coal
f dealers.
| Leaves have their time to fall, but
thou hast thine own sweet time to take
tumble. Oh beef, butter and eggs.
The world is quite to coo in your
ear like dove when you are rich but if
you happen to be poor, it kicks Ike
mule.
The greatest want of the age is-Funds
We are just in the condition to receive
them for all back subscriptions, &c.
a seaIskin sacque, at this season,
covers multitude of sins when pre-
scented by a Maynard husband as a
peace oaeriag
Moaroc Co Inns, Eilicott CITY, Nd, savs:-
! Browns Iron Bitters thoroughly cured my
wi'r Of nervous prostraton and general dcLil-
ity.
fhe democratic press of the State
are blowing the horn IF VIM. Mckenne,
Of Queen AIMS for governor
Our Al, is ailing. Take nil! abou,
The size Of a Baton Al. Its sure cure
\ notary public says test dat tries
i man financial standing is a Protest.
Mr.. James Gor,Icn Bennett has con
tributod 81 900 for the relief of the suf-
lerers by the foods III Germany
Ayers Pills are the Last of all purga- |
ives for family use. T.ey are Piels ut. SIC
and sure, ond excel all other Pltls in hcAlinr |
and curative qualities.
The sweetost flowers ever scattered in
the pathway of an old bachelor, are the
tNo-lips of pretty girl.
1t is singular coin -ilcnce that the
first of May always falls on the same
lay Of the week as Christmas
Coffee is said to cause hearts trouble.
So does fair maiden; yet the young
men chew one and choose the other.
There are 400 cases of smallpox in
Baltimore city according to the Mayors
report.
It is said that editors out West live
on opossum during the winter. 1t may
be so-some in Maryland have only tur-
nips to eat.
The season has arrived for sausages
and buckwheat cakes. and patcr fdni-
lies are in hurry to ask blessing on
the fruits of the season.
Bunker Hill Johnnie, which did you
impress most forcibly, Miss Angie or
or the snow when you upset slelghlng
last week.
DIR. A. J. Smoot intends removing
his family to Baltimore to reside during
his term of Office as Tobacco Inspector
Mr.. William Boswell is receiving as
usual the annual assessments due the
Montgomery Fire Insurance Company
Persons desiring to pay i'll, can see him
lat his residence.
Young gents should scrub their paws
before holding their swee'hearts hand
Spare backing her hand, while you con-
taminatc her heart.
Johnny's song
Under the steps so tall. the sweetest girl fall,
rhete never were yet, such eyes OF jgt and
aud you may bet,
Since first our lipsskisses met,
Under the steps so tall.
Mrs j. j Huges of Bltimore, form
erly of this county, received painful
injury from fall, last week caused by
the sleet on the payements.
A meeting of the directors Of the
Southern Maryland Commission Agency
was held, at the Office of the Company
104 ). Charles St. Baltimore, Wcdnes-
day.
Attorney General Brewster has ben
fined 81 because his servant failed to
remove the snow from the sidewalk in
; front of his house. Let the star-routers
make a note of this for future reference
Slightly moistened wheat bran sprink-
S lei over carpets aud swept of, is said
, to be an exec lent way to clean them;
much better than scrubbing, and less
expensive.
A Congress of beauty will be held in
Baltimore the Doth. of this month, and
a premium of 500 will be awarded the
: woman who can eclipse in this partlcu-
: lar the noted Mrs. Langtry.
We are panied to announce the renewed
illness Of Mr. John w. Mitchell. We
: know nothing Of rhe nature Of his at
tack, but so far he is not dangerously