Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-01-01
HUAf0R.
MANAGING.

! Adolphus, just from College home,
! Is telling over what he learned;
| How in the classics he can roam,
How much OF science has dlScerned.
| And now I'm through have won degree,
And really think were to bring
| My mind to bear, concluded he,
THAT could manage anything.
| His father spoke, in voice and face
Sarcasm seemed to slightly Turk,
II surely hope, if that's the case,
You'll manage, Dolph, to get to work.
A oNE-sIDED affair Printers copy.
A MODEL MAN-The pattern-maker.
WHEN rich Chinaman wants
he buys one. Rich men in China ap-
pear to have just as many privileges as
widowers in America.
MANY a man who snarls and growls
at his wife in public is very loving and
| tender when no one else is around. He
/ has to be.-Philadelphia NeaCS
| A JURYllAN was asked if the Judge
had charged him: Faith" said he,
"the man lectured Us a good deal, but I
/ don't believe he meant to charge for it. p"
UPoN writer exclaiming that his
works contained much flood for
Thought" a friend remarked: "That
may be so; but it is wretchedly cooked"
| A TENNESSEE woman has trained q
dog to drink beer and chew tobacco.
Now you will see that women will never
marry. She has no use tor man around
the house.-N. 7. Mercury.
ENGLAND has statistics showing that
out of 139, l43 of her people engaged in
literary pursuits only twelve became
lunatics. We presume the others were
given the benefit of the doubt and
| called poets.
A GOOD old Quaker lady, after listen
ing to the extravaganza yarn of a person
as long as her patience would allow, said
to him: Friend, what pity it is sin
to lie, when it seems so necessary to
your happiness!"
IT takes from twelve to fifteen yards
of cloth to make a woman dress, and
| yet man can make two pairs of trows-
ers out Of less than that, and have one
pair with a trail to each leg large
enough to pull up over his back and tie
J
Gdelphia Herald.
ABOUT 600 years ago country editor
started joke about printer who made
mistake in setting up piece of copy.
The next week the editor tried to set up
three-line editorial, and the proof
! looked like Alexandria after the bonn
bartiment, or 8 rubber overshoe alter
three years service.
CTS q poor rule that does not work
both ways. [ was at a dinner party,
when a glass of wine was spilled on the
table. Henry Meier put some salt on it
and no one said word. Subsequently
the salt-dish was capsized and poured
glass of wine on it, whereupon came
near being thrown out of the house"
/ "WEY do women so often wander
airnlessly III the murky soiitudes Of the
dead past brooding over days forever
gomez" asks a correspondent, and we
give il up, unless it be that she hopes
by ransacking the dead past to find
that in the wardrobe of the aforesaid
dead past she may find something suita-
bic to work up into rag carpet.-BilI
Nye.
A DAY or two ago passenger on a
milk train that had been detained some
time ON a siding, approached the con-
ductor and aecosted him: Waiting for
a blacksmith, CONDUCTOR" he asked in a
confidential whisper. NO." growled
the functionary, what do We want of a
blacksmith? ?" II don't know" replied
the passenger with sigh. II thought
perhaps this COW had cast shoe!"-
BRAKES TrGueierS' Magazine.
Ak unfortunate "puss il boots"
trained to walk up and down before her
Masters shop with placard on her
breast putting the wares for sale within,