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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
An Unlucky Hunter.

OF one of the sportsmen who came
home empty-handed from the annual
hunt recently the following is related:
He was returning disguised. when he
met an acquaintance, the keeper of a
country store.
What luck?" asked the rural gen.
tleman.
II did not wing a bird. This is the
first time such a thing has happened to
me in all my life"
The acquaintance laughed at this
privileged lie, and replied: "Well. it
will never do for you to 60 to the club
without something. I've got tame fox
in my back yard, Of which am growing
tired. How much will fox count?'
Zone hundred points"
"Well, come in and slay that Rey.
nard"
The Nimrod descended from his wagon
and followed the countryman into the
back yard. The fox was led out by
string and fastened to a stake.
''Now, blaze away, old man,
The sportsman took position suitabl,
distant and discharged his gun. When
the smoke cleared away no fox was TO be
seen. The shot from the gun had cut
the string, and his lordship had slipped
through hole in the fence. 1t is idle to
describe the despair and chagrin of
Nimrod.-Nobite Register.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

--Mallard duck or any kind Of 3,

---MAliard duck or any kind OF game
should be served with grape jelly.
For cup buildings that are quickly
made beat up four spoonfuls of flour,
with pint of milk and four eggs; add
nutmeg and sugar to suit the taste; but.
ter tea cups and fill them three-quarters
full, and bake for quarter of an hour.
Ham toast. which is very nice for
breakfast, is made of one slice of cold
ham cut into small pieces. one egg, a
little thin cream, and a little pepper and
salt; mix together on the stove until il
thickens, and then pour over toast but
tered and cut in slices.
-Tomake good turkey-soup take the
bones and cook for about an hour in
Just enough water to cover them, then
add little of the dressing and beaten
egg, and if desired little finely chop.
ped celery. After taking from the fire,
season with butter. pepper and salt.
Poultry breeders do not seem to ap.
preciate the great value of bones for
their fowls, and but limited few ever
make use of them for this purpose. No
matter whether the birds are confined or
not, they are sure to be benefited by a
moderate quantity of bones. though those
which are in close confinement need them
most.
For delicious white cake take one
cup of white sugar, one-third of cup OF
melted butter, whipped to a cream, one
third of a cup of milk, and stir thor
oughly; then add one cup of -four. sifted.
one-third of a cup of corn-starch and one
teaspoonful of baking powder. Take
the whites of four eggs, beat them to a
stiff froth and stir in thoroughly; flavor
with lemon and bake slowly.
For excellent lemon creams, pare
four lemons very thin, and put the peel
in twelve tablespocnfuls of water
squeeze the juice into eight ounces OF
fnely-powdered sugar; take the yelks of
ten eggs, well beaten, and add the peel,
water and juice gradually, and strain
through a muslin cloth into q stew-pan:
stir one way over a slow fire until it be.
comes quite thick. taking care not to let
it boil; serve in custard cups.
One of the best omelets we have
ever eaten is made after Catherine
Owens recipe: Take the crumb of
slice of bread, soak it in hot milk (cold
will do, but hot is better). beat up whites
of four eggs to high froth; mix the
bread with all the milk it will absorb. no
more, into paste, add the yelks of eggs
with little salt, set the pan on the fire
with an ounce of butter. Let it get very
hot, then mix the whites of eggs with
the yelks and bread lightly. pour in the
pan, and move about for minute; if the
oven is hot when the omelet is brown
underneath set the pan in the oven for
five minutes, or until the top is set; then
double half over, and serve. The ad-
vantage of this omelet is that it keeps
plump and tender till cold, so that five
minutes of waiting does not turn it into
leather. the great objection to omelets
generally.-M Y Examiner.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

A PsRrEorLT formed specimen Of the tramp
Yesterday called into top Aoor ONCE on Gris-
VOID street and on being asked his buainees
70 man who wants to 70 ch Bufialos,, aNo
sir; Gould you spare quarterl'' "Nos
unless he earned It." could he earn itin
Yes, sir: There's ton Of coal At the curb
stone which l want brought up here" IA
.n mole , TONI .,,-. That; what I p:id fo."
fourth story" The mn sighed heavily and
was going away when the gentleman called
out; Wei what do you ssyf' "Ican,t
promise, sir. III walk around the block and
consult my feelings as to how; bad want TO
reach Buffalo. The more look at that coal
the world to winter in.n-Dktypit Fres Presa
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
"A London paper states that n

"A London paper states that the
mules purchased for the Egyptian cam
paign. which have been brought to En-
gland. have not turned ont very profit.
able property. Many of them have Just
been sold at Woolwich, and, though
choice specimens of their race, they have
realized neither their value nor cost
Indeed. they barely produced an average
of f10 piece-not a third of the
amount expended in purchasing and
transporting them from South America.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

cured by the use Of DR.. pie ce,s IGo'den
Medical Discovery" though, II the lungs are
wasted. no medicine will effect cure. No
known remedy possesses such soothing and
healing influe ce over all scrofulous. tuber-
culous and pulmonary affections as the "Dis-
covery." John Willis. Of Elyria, Ohio, writes !:
lively cure consumption, as, after trying ev-
cry other medicine in vain. this succeeded. :"
Mr.. z. T. Phelps. of Cuthbert, Ga, writes !:
"The Golden Medical Discovery has cured
my wife Of bronchitis and incipient cousump-
tion.n Sold by druggists
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
An afternoon freight train headed fol

An afternoon freight train headed for
Cincinnati from Chicago ran upon the
side track near Princeton recently, to let
two passenger trains pass. The train was
patiently awaited at Princeton, and when
the night wore on and it did not come,
its appearance was anxiously looked for.
The morning came without the train,
and an expedition went out from Prince
ton to look for it and it was found on the
siding where it had stood all night with
the engineer, firemen, conductor, and
brakeman all asleep, and in such sound
repose that they had slept there all night
without disturbance from the rush and
roar of passing trains.-Detroit Post
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

When you visit or leave New York City
save baggage and expressage and carriage
hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel,
nearly opposite the Grand Central Depot. $50
elegant rooms, single and in suits, fitted up 1t
an expense Of one million dollars. Rooms re-
duced to 81 and upward per day on European
plan. Elevators. Restaurant supplied with
the best Horse cars, stages md elevated
railroad to all depots.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
Mr. ratter,sn Mean, wha. n. e.,d

hereby certify that my boy, 10 years of
age, was taken sick with typhoid fever, fol-
lowed by congestion of the lungs DIR. Over,
an eminent physician of this place, stated that
he thought the boy would run down with
quick consumption. A Mr.. Patterson told
me that Goes Cough Balsam was curing sim
liar cases, and advised me to purchase it.
When carried it home my wife laughedat
me; but knew that Mr.. Patterson meant
just what he said, and determined to try it.
Two bottles effectually cured him, so that
now he is as tough and healthy as anybody.
LYMAN DoRMAN.
HUNTINGDON, CoNN., Aug. %, 1866.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

We sell Haswelrs Cure for the Lungs on
positive guarantee that 1t will cure coughs
colds, bronchitis, Group, whooping cough
hoarseness, pains In the side or chest. severe
colds settled on the lungs. cough attending
old age, incipient consumption and all throat
and lung troubles. Use two-thirds of largy
bottle, then il you are not perfectly satisfied
return to your druggist and he will refund
the price paid. For Sale by all Druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

WINSTON, FORSYTH Co., N. C.-GENTs:
desire to express to you my thanks for your
wonderful Hop Bitters. Twas troubled with
dyspepsia for five yea previous to COM
mencing the use of your Hop Bitters some six
months ago. My cure has been wonderful.
am pastor of the First Methodist Church OF
this place, and my VIII lie congregation can
testify TO the great virtue Of your bitters.
Very respectfully, Rev. II. FEREBER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

The VoLrAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro VOltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thir-
ty days to men young or olD who are afflicted
with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete
restoration of health and manly vigor. Ad-
dress ss above. N. B.-No risk is Incurred,
as thirty days trial Is allowed.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

A LITTLE girl, some three or four years old,
had been corrected by her mother somewhat
severely. In the same family was another
little girl Of three and one-half years, staying
temporarily, whose mother was not living
As soon as the two were alone this latter one
expressed her sympathy for the culprit as
follows: "Ise sorry for 200. My mamma is
in He ven. Don't you wish yours wasp
Chicago Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
"What,s In . Name.

"What's in q name, q rose bv anv other
name would smell a. sweet.n A preparation
Of Yellow Dock, sarsaparilla Junirer, Iron,
Buchu, Celery and Calissya, put up from the
prescription Of that eminent physician, DR..
Guysott might be called DR.. Guysott's Celery
and Cslisaya, DR.. Guysott's Buchu and Iron,
or DR.. Guysotts Juniper and Sasapsrilla, but
It Is called "Dr. Guysott Yellow Dock and
Sars:parilla." and II you are weak, nervous
ana debilitated, II you suffer from blood inn
purities, dyspepsia, weak kidneys and general
Prostration, use this medicine according TO
directions on each bottle and you will be sur
prised how strong and well it will make you feel.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

Mr.. j. MARSH, Bank of Toronto. Ont
writes: "Biliousness and dyspepsia seem t.
have grown up with me: having been a suffer
er for years. | have tried m ny remedies. but
with no lasting result until used your BUE
DOCK BLooD BITTEKs. They have been truly
blessing to me, AMI cannot speak too high
ly OF them" Price, 81.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
The Bread sponge.

Brisk house keepers like to get their
bread baked early in the day. To &C
complish this they set the sponge over
night. In cold weather there is danger
that it will not rise properly during the
night, especially If dry yeast is used.
There is no trouble about it if you can
keep the sponge warm enough. A pail
or jar is more easily wrapped up than
a Touring pan Of any kind. l use five
quart pail in which 10 start the half
dozen rather small loaves of my family
baking. Some suppose that care must be
taken not to have the water too warm
with which the -four is mixed, least the
bread be coarse in texture. / think that
matter depends entirely upon the knead-
ing, and that the warmth of the water
has nothing to do with it. You must,
however, be careful that the mixture is
not 30 hot as to scald the yeast when this
is added. as that makes it of no more use
than 80 much dry meal. usually pour
little boiling water into the middle of
the flour, scalding apOrtion of it purpose
ly. This makes the bread more moist
and sweet than it would be if mixed only
with simple warm water. l continue
the mixing with Iuke-warm water, add
ing the yeast when the batter is of such
temperature that it will not scald the
yeast, but rather warm to my finger. Stir
in the yeast thoroughly, that the whole
may be equally leavened. Now cover
the pail and wrap it up warm Tin cool
weather,) and leave it until morning,
when you will probably find the mass
light enough to knead.
If for any reason the sponge does not
keep warm enough, and has not risen
during the knight, it must be brought
Immediately to the proper temperature.
The best way to accomplish this is to
have kettle of very hot water, and set
the pail into it. Let the kettle stand
where it will keep hot while you stir the
snonge rapidly, until it lie all brought to
the proper heat. Then set it in warm
place, and it will rise as though it had
Just been started. The sponge is more
sure to rise well in the night, if soft yeast
is used, and this you can make each
time from your cake of dry yeast. About
four o'clock in the afternoon put cake
of yeast at soak in pint of warm water.
In ten minutes stir in -four enough to
make batter, and let this rise in warm
place until near bedtime, when you wish
to set the sponge. Then stir it into the
batter. The sponge will rise in less time
when so treated.-American Agriculturist.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
Short Breath.

with asthma for eleven years. Had been
obliged to sit up sometimes ten or twelve
nights in succession. Found immediate re-
lief from THOMAS ECLECTRIC OIL, and is now
entirely cured
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

DYSPEPSIA, liver complaint. and kindred af-
fections. For treatise giving successful self
treatment address WORLDS DrsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

"A prominent gentleman of Montreal
who has been harassed by prolonged
suit at law for the possession of an estate
valued at $4,000, which was rightfully
his own, is said to have been made in
sane by the. news of its termination in his
favor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

d. LoTHRoP It Co., Boston, a house tina
displays both wit and enterprise, publish fou
delightful pictorial magazines, adapted Il
various ages. SEND for their prospectus.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

KLEPToMANIA is a very stubborn and far
reaching disease. Its raw gees can only be ar.
rested by o policoman.-The Judge
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all
kinds of Skin Eruptions, etc. Get HENRY's
CAHBoLIC SALyE and take no other
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
HUNTINGDON. CoSS.. Aug. %, 1866.
Important.

A NEW book is titled "Short Sayings Of
Great Men," When are we to have "Cireat
Sayings Of Short Men l''-N Y Neus,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

The old saw Zine words butter no pars
nips" is now rendered elegant diction Oleo
murgarines no pastinacL edulis.'
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
A Positive Guarantee.

MANY OF the cigars labeled "Key West''
bear Key -West-ionable resemblance to dried
cabbage Chicago Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

ZONE people object to the practice Of fec.
ing walters, but does not the smiling morn
tip the hills with gold.-Bostoa Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Is cure for lung and throat diseases. Pike
toothache drops cure In one, minute.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

DIR. PIERCE's "Favorite Prescription" is a
most powerful restorative tonic, also combin-
Ing the most valuable nervine properties, espe-
cialy adapted to the wants Of debilitated ladies
suffering from weak back, inward fever, con-
gestion, inflammation, or liberation. or from
nervousness or neuralgia palms. By druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

TOM THUMB is Knight Templar. He Is
the shortest Knight in the wnrld-shorter
even than the night of the 21st Of June.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression Of
spirits and general debility, in their various
forms; also as preventive against fever and
ague and other intermlttent fevers, the
Zero Phosphorated Elixir Of Calisaya,"
made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York,
and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic !;
and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness. it has no equal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

WHEN q man SAYS ''cold as blazes'' he
means hot as ice. Take him as he means.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

HUSBAND, why are the horses so much fat
ter this spring than lasta have been using
Wise's Axle Grease ON the wagon and ma
chinery.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

To GET up dinner Of great variety, cook
should be allowed wide range.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
Henry.s Carbnlie Salxe.

IN some places young mar is moi thought
much Of unless he owns building lot. Out
Of site, oft o. mind.-N q. Picayune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
Rersouali

An exchange speaks Of certain railroad as
being OF the feminine gender because all her
trains are behind.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

COUGHS Brosoa's Bronchial Troehes' will
allay the irritation which induces coughing,
giving immediate rele,. Sold only liz 6oIes.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

FAsHIoNABLE intelligencc-Long dresses
make clean-crossings
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

REDDING's Russia Salve has genuine merit,
Is all who use 1t will testify. Price 25c. Try II.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

TIE weight Of wealth-1,So0 pounds to the
ton.-Boston Commercial Bulletin
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

Apparently a misers "perturbed
spirit has Teen melting a woman
living near Atlanta to look for his
buried treasure. A year ago last sum-
mer she dreamed that there was some
money which had been concealed by a
miser close by her home. She did not
heed the dream. and soon even the
memory of it was lost. A few nights
ago she dreamed the second time of the
circumstances. The dream made such
an impression on her mind that she de-
termined to make the search it pointed
out '.She went to the place." accord
ing to the Atlanta Constellation, land
there. hidden BY the miser's hand, she
found about $500 in silver and gold"
"A common chair, without claims to
beauty. can be dressed up and made
com ortable and ornamental BY a little
pains-taking effort. First note care Ill
ly the condition of the frame: if it is
marred in any way, give it one or two
coats of varnish. Make a soft cushion
for the bottom of the chair, and coeer
it with "crazy'' patchwork; tie the
cushion to the chair with ribbons. For
the back make cushion to match the
other; do not make it square, but mar
row, and the full width of the chair.
This is to be tied on with ribbons also.
Put it where the shoulders will rest
against il. -Erckdnge.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

MACHINE for pressing hops has recently
been invented. America is the home Of the
EoD-pressed
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

WHEN your son comes homo with bis feet
,wringing wet" and says he hasn't been on
the ice, It is fair to pronounce his story. like
the Ice, 'tOo thfnO
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05
W1sE's Axle Grease is acknowledged the b

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. sc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

Use Wise's Axle Grease.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-05

TlY the new brand. "spring Tobacco"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-03
gor Rrmt.

ITO RENT, a desirable residence. now -
Il pied by me, No. I5s Jones street. In =
sequence of my family going 70 Eurona Is, 4.
above premises viii be rented, either ~
lars apply TO Meinhard Bros. & Co. F'''sa-
Wrrr
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-03

steam navigation that he never touched
upon the subject in his poetical writings.
Belgium's greatest novelist is dying.
Henry Conscience is suffering from ter
rible and incurable disease-caneer Of the
stomach-and only able to take an in
finifeSimal quantity of nOurishment. The
period of his celebrity dates as far back
as 1910. when his novels created almost
as great a sensation III Belgium as the
Wayerly Novels did when they were first
published in England. He wrote in the
Flemish language. and his fayorite sub
iects were scenes Of rural life. For some
time he disputed the supremacy in this
field of fiction with George Sand. The
celebrity which his novels achieved in
Belgium soon led to their translation into
French and other European languages.
He was for long time tutor Of King Leo
/ pOld III.
The Queen Of Burlnah has recently pre-
scented her august and mighty husband,
King Thebau, with an infant. To testify
his pleasure, His Majesty ordered all the
cOnyictS and prisoners in his dOminions
10 be set at liberty, much to the fear and
| disgust of his honest and liege subjects.
| The JOY of being a father was not Alto
/ gether unalloyed, however, as His Majesty
soon found that the expected heir was
only daughter, contrary to his expecta-
/ tons of a son who might peTpetuate his
/ dynasty and hand his name down to pos
terity. In high dudgeon, His Majesty let
the weight Of his displeasure fall upon his
I poor, unOffending mOther-in-law, and gave
orders for her summary execution, SEN
( tence that was duly carried out by his
/ executiOner.