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Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02
WIT AND WISDOM.

THE horseman is generally proud Of
his race.
YoUNo men who want to "see some
thing Of the world, think they must
stay out nights to do it.
A PRIzE-FIGHTER is a man who can't
be induced to get within 100 miles Of
fighting ground. Boston Post.
A NEW JERSEY man has patented
stove that explodes at ten o'clock at
night. He has four daughters.
TIE junk industry of Washington is
menaced by a proposition to print a
greatly reduced number OF public docu-
ments.
HAHN PAsHA is about to start news
paper in Egypt We shall now learn
how much Hahn is worth. - chicago
Tribune.
SOME men are born rich, some have
riches thrust upon them and some
become newspaper editors.-Phiiadet-
lohja Nclr8.
DoN'r tell your wife that you love her
well enough to 90 to the end Of the earth
to please her, lest she begin to pack your
trunk with great alaerity
"Is THE world growing better?' Well,
we supposed it was, up to the November
election. Now we are not SO certain
about it.-Noyristowp Herald.
WHr~~a IHoker makes pile by deceiv-
ing the lambs he calls it doing good
thing" He believes thoroughly in the
precept "doiug gooi by stealth"
Up to the beginning Of the nineteenth
century the world had no window glass,
and it can readily be guessed that the
stone-throwing boy had no fun in his.
SOME of the stockholders of Miss
Fields cooperative dress association are
seeking redress. They think there was
too much waist about the concern, proba-
bly,.
THAT the poor are not without friends
ON the Ways and Means Committee IS
evidenced by the fact that diamonds are
still to be taxed one-ninth as much as
blankets Washington Post
Ir Is the little things that fret and
errv us. A three-year-old boy may
wof= nan in perfect misery, whereas
no nosp snob a tSSss would accompany the
preseiioe % iiio 90 -'' ~Gbicago who
has seen Langtry has gone home ~
said to his wife: "Wel, well; if she's
good-loolzing I wonder what they'd call
NJ" Some wives take it as a compli-
ment.
IT was a cold day for that Judge who
threatened to fine a party $40 for cough
ng in court. when the disturbing element
his honor that he woald be
willing to pay twice that sum to have 1t
stopped.
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON advises bill
ards for girls. Elizabeth would never
heless be shocked to see a girl come
lome with the front of her dress all
.halk, and bearing an odor as of strong
lrin1. -L0tUeH citizen.
FULL many man, who now doth beat the
printer,
viii waste his voice upon the heated air.
md vainly sigh for cooling breeze Of winter
When he is punished for his sins down there
Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02
An Index to Character.

A Boston preacher says that othing
gives such a complete index to & char
acter Of man as the substance he 81 9ads
upon the icy sidewalk in front Of his
house. He who uses sifted ashes is a
strict utilitarian, precise and hard in his
ideas. without much sentiment, and
prone to look to the end to be gained
without much thought Of the graceful
ness or beauty of the means employed.
He who takes ashes, half burned coal
and incombustible Stag out of his CRATE,
ard pitches the whole promiscuously
over his sidewalk, is a man who really
cares nothing for the safety Of other
peoples limbs. He who covers the slip
perry places with sawdust, that seems to
afford footing, but does not, is cynical
and malevolent. He who strews the
CLASSY pave with sand so iudiciously
heated that it sticks to the ice without
melting it, is refined and nice in his
tastes, sympathetic in his disposition and
bulging with philanthropy.
Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02

"I'm afraid we'll have to wait till next
summer for that, was the smiling re-
spOnse.
q suppose we shall, but Wen take it
then, certain ana I'll tell you where
well 90 wife-that's to Chautauquy!'
Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02
"BY HIS FRIEND. .

A slanting slab of stone,
With MOSES overgrown.
Stands sentinel, alone,
Ger mound;
Stray letters, half erased.
But family can be traced
Where shadows, interlaced.
Flutter round.
The legend is but brief
No long-drawn words of grief
Beneath the wheaton sheaf
Make sad show;
A simple name and date
His British birth relate
And tell when the cruel fate
Laid him low.
Hold! Something more is here,
Concealed by grasses sere--
Letters that once were clear,
At the end;
The MOSES pluck aside -
"This stone, with loving pride,
Tribute to him who died,
BY his friend"
All. Time Thine enviOus tooth,
Gnawing, devoid of ruth,
At stone and clay, forsooth,
Havoc makes;
Yet, though the letters fade,
And shrink, as if afraid,
Into the slab decayed
Friendship wakes.
Long since forgot are they
Both friends returned to clay;
Yet in this later day
Endless youth
Is given the tenderness,
Love. and sweet thoughtfulness
Which those few words express
In their truth.
Thus chances it that I
Strolling but idly by
Where the dead buried lie
Feel my heart
Touched by the love they gave
Hearts that so close here clave
That cen death and the grave
May not part
Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02
rHE BEST cURE-AIL.

THE BEST CuRE-AIIl.
You want some medicine, You say2
Why, bless you, we don't give it
The cure for all the ills Of life
Is take heed how you live it.
You mustn't eat rich food yon know
You mustn't squeeze your body
Walk out-of-doors, work hard, sleep sound
And Danish wine and toddy.
Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02
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"THE Pendleton Civil Service bill has
passed" remarked Mr. Wigglesworth
from the interior Of his paper. Well,
Tn glad Of that, said his wife, and
now 1 hope our hired girl win have lit
tie more manners.
PRAcr1cINa REPARTEE: ''How inatten-
tive You are, Tommy What l say goes
in at one ear and out of the other. And
why do you lean your head on your
hand like that?" "Topreyent what you
say going out at the ether ear, Miss
Sharp
A CIVILIAN, recently appointed pay
master in the army, was out calling last
New Years Day, wearing uniform for
the first time. He said he felt as
awkward as the man who went to heaven,
who caught cold sitting on damp cloud
and whose halo did not fit.
IT has long been claimed that using
coffee am tea caused nervousness, ard
now along comes doctor and denies the
statement entirely The zeal cause Of
the greatest nervousness among married
men is the expectation of finding their
wives awake when they come home late.
-Philadelphia Chronicle.
For Simon-pure religion we must con-
suit the columns of the average religious
weekly but keep clear Of its advertising
columns, or you may be inveigled into
investing your money in bogus mining
stock, pinchbeek iewelry, ten beautiful
steel engravings for one dollar, and
9other questionable schemes indorsed by
the editor. -NorristoloR Herald.
A LADY pulled the strap Of a street car
at corner where there was a huge mud
puddle. She looked at it appalled,. She
was not very young nor especially beau
tiful, but out stepped a man from the car
wearing No. 10 shoes, and planted one Of
them square in the mud, and said
There, maam, step on that After
all, there will be a heaven for mem
some men.
Milford chronicle., 1883-02-02

THE champion weight-A coal dealers
ton Of coal.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10


The persons who periodically in.
du'ge in anonymous letter writing
are again sending their contempt
BILE illusions to a number of leading
citizens. At least O dozen families
have been annoyed during the past
few weeks by the receipt Of anony-
mus letters, and the matter has be-
come such q nuisance that steps are
now being taken to ferret ont the
guilty parties. One of the letters
recently received has been submit
ted to an expert and comparisons Of
the hard writing of two suspected
parties have been made. There is
scarcely any room for doubt that
the authorship of recent letter
will be proven conclusively as com
ing from one or the other. Those
who have worked the case up say
that they have enough evidence
agAinst one if not both to convict,
in spite of disguised hands. What
ever may be the outcome of these
Investigations, it is pretty certain
that if a case should be fully made
ont it will put All end to this sort
of business, for a while, to say the
least.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
stock Proxnosticatiens.

The following table of fuctua-
tons for the coming week may be
of interest to local spectators:
Tuesday-Union cross cut will
strike water, birdseye porphyry
aud decomposed quartz. John
Kelly will unload.
Wednesday "A lot Of people will
be lying about the diamond drill
assays
Thursday-Drill will hit the west
wall four or five times during the
day. More lying about the assays.
Friday-Sierra Nevada will be
4 95 amid great excitement, and
the Post will call on the bears to
ill.
'urday-This being an uncer-
tain day, the APPEAL reirains from
prognosticating, but feels certain
that something viii happen sure.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Save Money.

Onr idea of selling Carsonites
cheap for cash works we'll. We now
offer corn, gree n peppers, tomatoes,
squash, cucumbers, new pototoes.
peaches, pears, apricots, plums,
oranges, cocoanuts. apples, black
berries and everything in the fruit
and produce line at the prices the
Carson dea'ers are paying at whole
sale. H. G. May & Co., Fulton
Market, Sacramento, Cal.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

This is The name Of q new COM
pound made for identifying the
skin, probably called so because one
thousand women out of every one
thousand and one use it. It can be
found no where in the State If Ne
vada except at Fosters drug store,
he being the sole agent for the sale
of the compound. No woman who
has ever tried it uses anything
else. It removes frecsels, tan and
all blotches and disco orations of
the skin By putting the pores in a
healthy state. =
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

There is young Call reporter
here who is as talkative as Healy is
poetical. He vies with old Yank
az a weaver If Impossible variations,
which, of course, makes him
popular. There are several other
men here with whom I am not &C.
quainted. Jack says they are
buffers. Yours, MOLLY.
P. S. Don't forget those bath
ing suits. NJ.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
stocks.

The movements at the north end
are shrouded in mystery. A dia'
mond drill has been in use for sew.
eral days past and was in seventy
or eighty feet. It encountered a
strong flow OF water and the hole
yielded water, porphyry, quartz
and clay. Ont of this low assays
were made. but whether or not they
determine the va'ue of the find re-
mains to be seen. It is a pretty
generally conceded fac: thai no out
slider knows anything about the as
says. On Saturday Superintendent
Patton gave out that he was going
to the Lake for rest and instead
quietly sid down to San Francisc
to consult with the Boss. The old
shift which was taken out of the
drift some weeks ago for talking
too much" are now back again aud
and g double shift is now being
worked in the Union cross cut. 1t
would seem that if poor ore had
been found there would not be any
hurry to push the cross cut ahead
The market braced a little yester
day. What ever may have been
found in the drill hole, one thing |
nav be set down as certain, the in |
siders are loaded up to the neck
md viii! not let go their stocks at
present figures.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
siavan's Cherry Tooth Paste.

Slavan's Cherry Tooth Paste.
An aromatic combination for the
preservation of the teeth and gums.
It is far superior to any prepara-
ton of its kind in the market. In
large, handsome opal pots, price
SO cents. For sale by Geo. G. Thax-
ter.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Board Of f'ardOnS.

The State Board of Pardons con.
voned yesterday, with Governo,
Adadams, Attorney General Daven
port and Judges Ha~ley, Leonard
and Belknap present. About TWEEN
ty applications were fled.
Bernard Fitzgerald, sent from
Washoe county. October II, 1892.
for murder in the second degree in
HI ling Tom Lasweli. and sentenced
to twelve years, was pardoned by
unanimous vote.
John r Middleton, sent from
White Pine county, December 2,
1881, sor manslaughter and sen :
fenced 20 ten years pardonsd.
Charles Harris. Humboldt county,
murder in the second degree, sent
up for IS years in 1877 applica-
ton rejected.
joan Sullivan, Lander county,
murder in first degree and SEN
fenced for life continued for term.
Tn application OF Alexander
Goyette was continued to the No
vember term.
Removal of the County Seat.
Last Sunday several big teams
took the county archives and most
of the county officers from Aurora
to Hawthorne. The Bulletin says
County Commissioners MN. Glenn.
County Recorder H. +. Rice and
his deputy, w. F. Davis, County
Clerk Joe Bleakely and District At
torney D. J. Lewis, escorted the
archives, aud Sheriff Robb arrived
on Monday as rear guard. The
officers a'e crowded into Urqnart's
hall, and it is, as will be, little in
convenient for a time, but when the
new court house is built every
thing will be comfortable and they
will be glad they had to come. In
the me mime Hawthorne is rejoic-
Jug over the pleasant addition to
the company of good people and
good fellows.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

The Salvation Army must be
composed of a Jolly set of fellows.
The following is stanza Of one OF
their songs:
Elijah was jolly old man,
And was carried up to Heaven in a fiery
van. n
Chorus
Letus every one be jolly old man,
And be carried up to Heaven III Il fiery
van. "
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Olcovich Brothers have special
facilities for buying in the best
markets aud from manufacturers
direct, for cash, are enabled to sell
goods at lower prices than any of
their competitors.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
IN BRIEF.

/ IN H . eIE s
HThe Knights Of Pythias picnic OF
Saturday next.
| Assessment on Martin White is
delinquent in the Board to-day.
Sheriff George Brown. of Storey
county, was in town yesterday.
Governor Adams returned here
yesterday.
Ms Senator Marker, Of Reno,
was the guest of Mrs. Paul Ben
nett yesterday.
Controller Hallock has arrived in
New York and gone to the seaside
with his fourteen-year old son.
r. B. Mitchell. Grand Chancellor
of the knights Of Pythias, is in
town.
George Cowing has gone to
Silver Glance to work in Sheriff
Swift's mine.
Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Rail and
their son Chester h we left the Lake
anil returned to San Francisco.
Mrs. Trenmor Coffin yesterday
returned from her visit to friends at
Reno.
The Salt Lake Tribune extends
G. P. Mason and family a very cor
dial welcome to the Mormon city.
Surveyor General and Mrs.
Preb!e returned from their trip to !
the Lake Sunday evening.
Stocks were quite strong again
but Haze l. Norcross did
not carry its assessment.
Charley Backus, the minstrel,
eft an estate valued at $3.50, 900, all
o his third wife.
Dana Brown, Wells, Fargo &
Co.'S messenger, leaves for Cali
ornia on a vacation trip tomorrow.
George ellison is in town and
will shortly leave for the lake with
lis family for few weeks stay.
District Attorney Stephens, of
storey county. was in town yester-
ay.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. NJ. Hunt, Mr..
nd Mrs. y. A. Bender and few
riends made the tour of the Lake
n Sunday aboard the Niagara.
Miss Bertha Wagner's school was
yesterday with an ex-
client result. Miss Wagner is yet
young teacher. but she has
'roven q very proficient one.
Parents who have attended the
Examinations ut the public schools
ere this year are greatly pleased
nth the progress their children
ave made.
Miss Alma Blethen, who was
isiting here a day or two since
nth her sister, Mrs. j. r. Dryer,
ecently graduated with high hon
RS from the San Francisco high
chool.
George Ihaxter, of the Carson
tuard, on Sunday made 81 at the
wo ranges-46 at the 200 and is at
he 500. John Cheney made 90
at each range. Chas. Galusha,
aptait of the Emmett Guard team,
nd who took in the shooting at our
snge made 86-42 at the short and
I at the long range.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
New Quarters.

The Virginia Chronicle, one of
most readable papers west of Chi
cago, is now fairly settled in its
new building on G street, from
whence it will be edited with re-
newed vigor.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
81 TAe " FORMING APPEAL" is- the
only paper in Carson publishing hse3raphie
6ispatcAes and afternoon stock reports.
STOCKS.
Morning. Board.

Morning board.
100 Ophir, 2 As. 2 40
1000 Mexican, 2 80. 2 50
100 Gould & Curry, 2 40
800 Best s. Belcher, Il
1875 California, 1oc
900 Savage. I s.
$50 Con. Virginia. 45c
$40 Potosi, / 45
845 Cho;lnr. 3 IS
800 Hale s. Norcross. 6, 81
200 Grown Point, l 45
so Yellow Jacket. 8 IS
70 Confidence, 2 30
$50 Alpha, 2
500 Sierra Nevada, 3 80
$50 Utah. 2 65
go Exchequer, zoe
200 Bullion. $50
Ats Overman, 4Oc
$50 Alta, sos
200 Andes, 45c
1910 Union. 4 50
so Eureka Con. 6
40 Northern Belle, 81
$50 Navajo, 2 Is
100 Belle Isle, Soc
800 Eurek, Tunnel, Coo
200 Bodie, 60c
Afternoon BOARD
40 Ophir, ? s.
GIG Mexican. s 10
10 Gould and Curry, q
40 Best and Belcher, 4 30
80 Savage. 2
los Con. Virginia, Soc
100 Hale & Norcross, 6, 81
so Yellow Jacket, 4
500 Imperial, 1Oc
40 Confidence, q
$50 Belcher. l 10
22O, Sierr. Nevada, 4 40
100 Bullion. Soc
100 Utah. 2 50
100 Exchequer. zoo
100 Ovsrman. 35c
1920 Alta. SOC
1885 Union, 81
165 Chollar. 3 40
420 Potosi, l IS
IS Crown Point, l IS
$50 Eureka, 81
40 Northern Belle, 81
815 Navajo. 2 80
125 Silver King, 10
100 Scorpion. 60
After the Board.
Union. 81.
Sierra Nevada. 4 40.
Mexican, 3 %.
Hale and Norcross. 6
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Groceries.

Persons wanting good and cheap fam
lily groceries will find il to their advanf
age 20 call at Barclays Grocery Store
at Cheeney's old stand. for family sup
plies.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
W2M keai.
Wanted,

A girl to do general homework. a
German preferred. Inquire at this
Office. je15.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
so Cents Per Week

DaS- All Gases Of Legitimate advertisements
not exceeding six lines inserted in this column
for 50 Cents per week.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Lost.

silver watch. with leather fob. and
lock et containing pictures of two chill
dren suitable reward will be paid by
H. q. ELDER, Arlington House. 1e2Sa
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Lost or Sfrayed.

A brown horse, branded J. on left
shoulder; both hind hoOfs cracked. The
finder will he rewarded be leaving the
same with Smyth & Morris. Empire.
iapk " Y
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Lost.

A good cook. References required
Address, S. L. Jones. Gold Hill.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Yesterday afternoon, a breastpin. The
finder will be suitably rewarded by ieav'
ing it at this Office. jet
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Wanted i.

A young nurse girl to take care O
children in a private family. Inquire n
Sweeney'S saloon. myi7
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Please Return

The person who, about two years ago
borrowed 'tShiloh. or Without an
Within" from hev. 6. f. Davis, vii
please return it.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Scientific Information.

ScsentAnc knEGrEl3tl0H.
In this age of progress people are
constantly searching for something
new, whether it be in the domain
of domestic industry, or in the
wider field of science. Twenty
learned scientists have expert
mented long and carefully with a
new discovery called "Salicylica, "
and have deduc9d from their obser-
vations that it is the greatest rem
edy for Rheumatism, Govt and
Neuralgia ever known. It's success
has been certain III every case.
The jury in the Combs murder
trial after being out since last
Tuesday morning, and failing to
agree, were discharged yesterday
noon. The case will now have to
be taken to another county for trial,
as it will be impossible to get a
Jury here. Foreman Harris, Ham
ilton and Wilson voted for murder
in the second degree. Blakely, Bird
and Miller for acquittai. Laws for
mans aughter. No news from the
other five.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10
Shaving, Etc.

For good artistic shave, for hot or
cold baths. or for scientific hair dressing
go to Cunha's at Muller's old stand.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Agricultural implements, garden
hose. crockery, glassware, paints,
oils and tin ware at Rails.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Prime groceries, teas, sugars,
cofees, wines. hardware. Swiss
cheese, Connecticut cider, at Muller
& Schmitt's.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

For the best hand-sewed boots
and shoes for men, women and
children, in thu greatest variety,
90 to O!covich Bros.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Bargains in children's white
dresses at NJ. COINS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Fine Photographs at Peterson's
Art Gallery. Views of private res
licences and public buildings a
specially.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Bargains in seersuckers and chew
lot at nj. COINS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Bargains in Summer wraps at NJ.
COINS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Bargains in. grenadine at M
Coins
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Fl. NJ. Yerington has returned
from biz Southern trip.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Bargains in straw hats at M.
COINS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

Bargains in parasols at NJ
COINS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-07-10

AppoFtEOuEscut OF school Funds
The subjoined is statement Of
the second semi-annual apportion-
ment Of school moneys for 1883, on
the basis of 81 65012 per census
child:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-03-08
Eating Matches.

Mr.. Guegenheimer, of Avenue A, has
put up 1918 at the Clipper Office, with
challenge open to all the world, TO
match him in his great feat of eating
1000 pretzels in 1000 consecutive
quarter-hours. Mr.. Guggenheimer is
widely known as the champion pretzeI-
eater of Tompkins Square and he has
never yet found his equal as devourer
of the convoluted delicacy of the social
ist quarter. He generally takes an en-
tire bakery every time he tries.-It is
rumored in financial circles that two
prominent magnate5 of Wall Street
have wagered an even s2O0,0O0 on the
result of astronomical feat shortly to
be attempted in this city, One of the
magnates, referred to has bound him
self to. produce AN unknown who will
eat brace. of compressed yeast cakes
every day, washing them down with
water, for thirty-one consecutive days.
The trial is to be made in the immedi-
ate neighborhood of a warm stove
Many side-bets have been made among
the members of the Stock Exchange,
and Broad Street is moved to IT'S depths.
It is, however, limited that The whole
affair is only an advertisement for a
well-known manufacturing firm. Mr..
William Caper, the late gentlemanlv
and accomplished goat of Ninety-second
Street and Eighth Avenue, was lately
backed by his owner, Mr.. O'Flanaghan,
to eat thirty-two yards of gas pipe every
day for a month. The goat went to his
task with avidity, and ate even up to
the last day, with genuine APPETITE. His
task was finished with perfect ease, and
had it not been for a slight indiscretion
in the way of diet, INDUCED in to further
show his phenomenal digestive powers,
we should not have to chronicle the
early demise of this ornament to the
society of suburban New York. The
rash animal unfortunately undertook, at
the conclusion of his remarkable per-
Torrance, to swallow the plumbers bill
for the pipe. 1t choked him. The
O'Flanaghan mansion is desolate, and
the O'Flanaghan heart is heavy in the
night watches.-Puck. -.s-