The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-08-23
KpfroRIAL NEWs NorEs.

In mind the fact that Emporia Is the on
ly point in Kansas which Mr.. Beeehcr
will visit
The bicycle is astonishing China. We
hereby retract every disparaging word
TO which we have ever given utterance
regarding that invention.
Will some of our Buckeye exchanges
please inform us who this man Hayes is
that is said to be doing temperance
work in Ohio and laying for the senator
ship?
The rapid multiplication Of buTglaries
at Topeka would seem 70 indicate that
Mayor Wilson has turned on the gas and
reinstated the police force at the state
capital.
Captain Eads has thus far received
81, 800 900 for his work at the mouth Of
the Mississippi. 1t is generally known,
we believe, that the dental profession is
quite lucrative.
The immunity which Kansas has
enjoyed this season from drouth and
grasshoppers should render Us patient
pending the discussion OF an extra ses-
sion OF the legislature.
II is not yet a certainty that Mr.
Beecher will even lecture at Kansas
City. It is possible that the people of
that town who desire TO hear him will
be Obliged tn come TO Emporia.
The conviction is gradually altering
into the mind Of Judge Hoadiy, of Ohio,
that the fundamental mistake OF his life
was his recovery from a virulent attack
OF measles when he was quite a small
boy.
The report that Senator Tabor threat
ems 10 disrupt the Republican party in
Colorado may cause some alarm among
persons who are ignorant of the fact that
that gentleman is addicted to $3.50 night
SHIRTS.
An Ohio woman 30 years old has sued
q lad Of IS for breach of promise. 1t is
assuring to note that the repeated fail
ures Of the Buckeye state to surprise the
world have not, apparently, diminished
the zeal of her efforts in this direction.
The sudden death at Cardiff, Wales,
Of VIM. Writ Sykes, the consort of Olive
Logan. is announced by the dispatches.
We should suppose that, after all, death
would be gain for man who Is only
known to the world as the husband of
his wife.
A recover is wanted for the Atchison
bridge company and the mutual admir-
alton society incorporated some weeks
ago by a number Of the business men of
that place and Sir Stuart Hogg, of Lon
don. Both of these corporations seem
to be IN trouble.
Atchison Globe: If we wanted state
Office in Kansas next year we would
identify OuTself with the prohibition
wing of the Republican party. The
boast of such astute politicians as Mes
danes Trego and Malloy that the tail
will continue 70 wng the dog is not an
idle boast.
DIR. II. F. Hamilton says that at least
once day girls should have their hal
tiers taken of, the bars let down and be
turned loose like young colts. "Calis-
themes may be very genteel, and romp-
ing very uDgenteel, but one Is the shad-
ow, the other the substance. of health
full exercise"
A lady at one of the Long Branch
hotels has already exhibited forty differ
ent costumes, and has two maids en-
ployed making new gowns for her,
which she puts on as fast as completed
1t is not stated whether her husband Il
a contractor for Indian supplies or a
Kansas druggist.
The public will be doubtless surprised
to learn that some trouble is being ex.
perienced In obtaining jury for the
trial of Colonel Frank James, at Gala
tin, Missouri. We had always sup
posed that the ideal juror was indigo
|, nous TO those states showing the larges
, percentage of illiteracy.
The bali rendered the knights Temp
3 lar at San Francisco on the 10Th, wa
largely attended, 1000 persons being
I present. The object of the Triennia
committee giving ball in advance o
a the official proceedings was to rails
8 money to provide for expenses. The re
e ceipts were estimated at $500, repre-
= senting about $4,000 net
: Chauncey NJ. Depew, of New York
u says that Mr.. Blaine has been chasing
the presidency for some time, but tina
: now the presidency is chasing him
d We believe II this is really tru
s that Jim might just as well give nj
T trying to get away. An Office of tina
II size is moderately certain of catching
g the man that II starts for.
Judge Thacher is now travelling Il
C Germany. He comedies, as the resul
r. of careful analytical research that til
II 'llver-wurst" In that country possesse
I "boquet" which has never been com
# passed by the American producer, bu
It refrains, from prudential consideration
from instituting any comparison bG
,e tween the malt beverages of the tw
Ie countries.
y A western correspondent of an east
: ern journal writes that snake twelv
IS feet long wrapped itself around the for
C and hind wheels Of Nevada stage tn
'. other day, blocking progress until killed
# II the Wichita Eagle man should &C
d sick before the corn crop is gathered i
" Sedgwick county, he should send for tha
IS fellow to run the agricultural department
e of his paper.
e Rose Field, the sparkling miniOn ma
i OF the Kansas City Times, has struck
rich vein in Mikes Memoirs a hu
IS morous description, in verse, ofthe perC
n CARNATIONS of The presidential party in III
| Yellowstone Park. Generally speak
n ing, a man submits To the remotest test
n the fidelity of his friends by dropping
II inro poetry" but we are pleased to not
n that In this case the chances of aliena
iIon have been reduced to the minimum
Il Atchison Globe: II is stated that 81
, Stuart Iogg LETT A'ehison for Englsnt
~ Ia II very had humOr, mnuerIng tina
o above all other things he dcspised beinl
. taken for fool. He has broken of
. with every man formerly interested
= with HMM the British Land & Loar
Company, and suit in the courts is
prubablc which Will AFT ir'l complete
" history of the quarrel. The American
advisory bnard has been dispensed viii
entirely
! A wclllinformed railroad official il
/. St Louis, who was telegraph operate
o and a striker years ago, said, on the out