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The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-02-22
Novelties.

AN eXCnanSo says LnaC When Judge
Jere Black becomes full of enthusiasm
he rumples up his hair vigorously, and
then he ''can talk like Homer wrote"
1t must be Greek to his hearers. Per-
haps the enthusiasm had something to
do with the incoherency. Itaffects some
men that way. 'Wine is q mocker,
strong drink is fifteen cents, two for
quarter, and he that is deceived thereby
is not smart"
'How did you ever come to run for
the Legislature, anyhow" asked Char
les OBean of Myer Hudgins, newly
elected member of the Missouri Legis-
lature, and who is visiting Austin for
his health.
81 did it to bring disgrace on my
uncle. He treated me very badly when
was boy, and l took fearful VOW
that would humiliate him, and have
done it.
"What business is your uncle engag-
ed in?''
He is making shoes in the Ohio peni-
tentiary."
"Soyou have gottwins tyour houseP"
said Mrs. Denzumbe to little Johnny
Samuelson.
''Yes ma'am, two of 'em.n
What are you going to call themp"
Thunder and Lightning"
'Why, those are strange names to call
children"
"Well, that is what papa called them
as soon as he heard they were in the
house."
A gentleman of our acquaintance
tells us the following good story, which
goes to show that the average Austin
boy has what Mrs. Partington would
call 'judicious' mind. He, the boy,
wanted to go in swimming.
''But my son." rejoined the anxious
parent, sit was only this morning that
you were complaining of a pain in your
stomach"
That's SO, pa; but 1 know how to
swim on my back
Time and again, without any gain to
himself, however, has an Austin tailor,
Mr.. Pinkney French, dunned DR.. W. r.
Rodes. The latter has been owing the
former tailor's bill for the last four
years.
doctor. 1 am losing great deal of
time trying to collect that bill," said
French.
You will get all your time back. I
am going to pay you in time"
A citizen of Austin, who has been
travelling in Europe for the past year,
returned not long since, and he is sur
% h. IL La Al
place during his absence In talking
with friend about the changes, the re-
turned traveller asked.
''Is Miss Esmeralda Chase still engag-
ed to young Conklingg'
mo, the engagement is broken off"
'You don't say SO? How did that
hsppene''
''Well, you see they got married six
months ago. That broke off the engage
ment." ."-Teras Sittings.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-02-22
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The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-02-22

TUsCARAwAs BRANCH
Trains lea4e Bayard at II .55 a. m. and 6.1s D.
m arrive Minerva Ia e8 p. M and $50 D. m
arrive Dover | % p. m. and Z o5 p m, New
Philadelphia l. 80 p m 7zO p. m Returning
leave New Philadelphia at Z % a. nj. and 2 a.15 D
IN. Dover at 7.S0 a. M and 20 p. m. Minervs
st $40 m. and 3.SS p. m. Bayard at s.5s a
IA. and 3.45 p. IN.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
Col. lTcCror,,,s annual.

Last year Col. McCrory established the
custom of giving the poor mothers and
children of the city an excursion and gala
day, and the following correspondence
fixes the date of the second excursion:
MINNEAPOLIS, LYNDALE & MINNEToNKA
RAILWAY COMPANY, MINNEAPOLIS, Aug. 4,
16S3.-Hon. A. A. Ames, Mayor of the City
of Minnea polis-My Dear Sir: The Sec
ond annual "Motor line excursion to Lake
Minnetonka for the poor children of Min
neapolis, will take place on Tuesday, Aug.
IA, 1882
AS the success of our last excursion de-
pended largely on the aid you so kindly
gave US, we would respectfully solicit your
cooperation again this year, in making
happy the "little ones," who have no other
means of enjoying the sights and pleas
ures of our beautiful summer resorts.
Very respectfully yours,
". MCCRoRY, President.
Mayors OFFICE, MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi,
Aug. 4, 1683.-Col. William McCrory, Pres
ident Minneapolis, Lyndale 6 Minnetonka
Railway company-My Dear Sir: In the
hurry and hustle of business incident to
citizenship in the great wonder of the nine
teenth century (the city of Minneapolis,
an S1du W see ny your COMMUNICATION OF
this date that there is one who has taken
the time to consider the wants of the poor,
and has the heart and the means to con-
tribute to make them happy, even for a
single day. GOD bless Gel. McCrory''
was the full fare tickets collected from
each of the poor women and children you
made happy last year by your motor line
excursion, ard the tickets will probably be
the same this year. I will gladly serve
you again by distributing tickets through
the police department, and will send with
the excursion platoon of police to guard
against accidents. Very truly yours,
4. A. ALEs, Mayor.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
English QuackS and Irish Patients,

English statesmen and editors try to
make it appear that they cannot under
stand the real cause of restitution in
Ireland. This ignorance of the En-
glish on the Irish Question is only
equaled by that of an old quack doctor
who had been treating child for some
time, and finally discovered it to be in
dying condition.
Il never thought the poor child
would die of Group" said the dis
tressed mother.
"Umph!" exclaimed the quack. "Whv
didn't you tell me the child had Group ?
That's the first I heard Of it."
The English have been dosing Ire
land for seven centuries, and it is time
they found out what was the matter.
Our own opinion is that ireland has
been bled too much, and has not had
quite enough to eat
Changing the smile, the condition
of Ireland reminds us OF a poor dray-
horse that has yielded to bad treatment
and starvation. A crowd gathers
around the PROSTATE animal, and every
body proceeds to make suggestions.
One fellow thinks that twisting the ami
mails tail or sitting on his head will re-
store him to his original health and
vigor. Another asserts that a liberal
application of the lash will cause the
famished steed to renew his youth like
an eagle. After everybody has had his
say, quiet old farmer takes good
look at the emaciated framework of
what once was a horse, and then asks
the exasperated owner, who is
loudly asserting that the brute never
did seem to thrive, no matter what was
done for him:
did you ever try corn and kind
treatment ?"-TerdS Sifti7eqs.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
They Weren't Sandwiches.

Among the score of us who rushed
into a railroad eating-house in Mississ-
ippi at the call of twenty minutes for
dinner" was a chap who had his mind
made up to say something unpleasant
when he came to pay for his meal He
was growing when he went in, and
jawed all the while he was eating, and
when he slouched up to the desk TO pay
his IS cents he broke out with:
"Them sandwiches are enough to kill
dog"
what sandwiches"
"Why, them on the table"
"But we have no sandwiches On the
table, sir" protested the landlord.
"You haven't? Well, I should like to
know what you call them roasted brick
bats on that blue platter?"
you didn't try to eat one of those ?"
eyes, [ did"
"Then, my friend, you had better go
for a doctor at once! Those are table
ornaments, made of terra-cotta, and
were placed there to help fill up space
Land O cats! but you must have lived
In a cane-brake all your life!"
The traveller rushed into the car and
began to suck at whisky-fask, and he
didn't get over looking pale for three
hours.
And they were sandwiches after all
real good ham sandwiches made that
day. The landlord had adopted that
particular style, instead of using club.
Detroit Free Press.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
The Other Sort Of Swindler.

There were six or eight of us in the
smoking car as the train was running
down to West Point from Atlanta. and
everything was lovely until the seventh
man got on at small station. He had
no sooner entered the car than he
looked fixedly at the man who had
been telling US snake stories, and di-
rectly he walked up to him and called
out:
"Ha! you Internal swindler, I've
found you at last"
Who's swindler?"
"You are!"
81 never saw you before!"
You're q liar, and I'm going 10
pound $1S worth of cash out of you!"
1t was presently discovered that he
recognized the snake story man as a
frult-tree agent who had sold him some
grape vines which did not show up, and
he was splitting on his hands and MAX
ing ready to do the pounding, when
the other remarked:
MY dear fellow, insist upon it that
you are mistaken. I was never in the
fruit-tree business, and 1 never swim
died you out of $10."
II say you did"
Never! Instead of swindling YOU
out of $1S on grape vines, 1 am the
man who charged you SIG too much for
a sewing machine, and here's your
money!"
"Well, now, come to look more close
y at you, believe you're right" said
the seventh man.
"Of course Pm right" growled the
other, as he counted out the money,
and warn you to be a little more
careful in future. I have reputation
to sustain, and grapevine swindles are
not in my line. Here's your SIG, and
now [ think you ought to apologize"-
N. Quad
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
ANOTHER TESTIMONIAL.

a. u. Freeman, a ST. Paul Merchant, TeSti-
IteS to q WONDERFUL Cure or Prof. Dec
ter.
Wnen Prof. Dexter came to Minneapo-
lis, less than a month ago, he promised
our people that he would cure some of the
worst cases of chronic rheumatism and
other diseases of the most stubborn char
acter and long standing That he has
done as he promised, the GLOBE readers
here had frequent proof in published
testimonials from patients cured in Min
neapolis. But now we publish below a
card from prominent st. Paul merchant,
WHICH must needs carry conviction with it.
Tie following is the testimonials:
ST, PAUL, August 4, 1888.
DIR. A. j.. Dexter, Minneapolis,
Mimi, Dear Sir:-For four years
L have been troubled with bronchial ca
tarrh, causing great difficulty IN breathing
as the bronchial tubes and throat would
I'LL with mucus, and medicine would only
relieve me for time.
After receiving your treatment for one
week, find L can go to bed and sleep,
which had not done for thirty days, and
L ind my cough and expectorant has ceas-
ed and 1 feel better than I have for three
years, and feel that you have helped me
very much. Yours, ETC.,,
j. 6. FREEMAN, 175 E. Third Street,
st. Paul, Merchants hotel block.
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Cologne Wafer.

Cologne water, which is alcohol per
fumed with essential oils, was first
made in the city of Cologne in the sew
enteenth century, and is still made
there in vast quantities. It is essential
to the perfection of the perfume that
both the volatile oils and the alcohol be
pure, and also that the latter be free
from fusel oil. 1t is important that no
one of the volatile oils materially pre-
dominate above the others. The fol-
lowing are the ingredients of cologne
water: Balm and mint of Notre Dame.
petals and roses of violets, lavender
flowers, absinthe, sage and thyme,
orange flowers, nutmegs, mace, cloves,
cinnamon, camphor, angelica root, lem
ons and oranges, and rectifed alcohol,
the essence of lemon, cedrat, palm,
lavender, neroE, rosemary, jasmine and
bergamot. The whole is thoroughly
mixed and then filtered.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
National League Meeting.

Branch 1913 of the Irish national league
cid an interesting meeting last evening
which was largely attended. The announce
ment i'll the GLOBE that Judge P. Quinn
would address the league brought out an
Intelligent concourse of men and women,
imbued with love of Ireland, and they were
rewarded amply by listening to a mastery
effort by the judge, who treated the Anglo
Irish difficulties from logical and inter
national standpoint. Mr.. Vail read a
manuscript instituting comparison be-
tween the government of Spain under the
Moors and that of Ireland under the Nor
mans. He showed that though Spain fell
beneath the sword of the Sacracen she
was consoled in her desolation by the ele-
gance and philosophy of the East, while
Ireland subjugated by the Norman was
crowned with the thorns of ignorance and
persecution. The Moors cheered Spain
with the light of a glorious history, but
the English invader in Ireland wrote his
tory with the torch and sword. Mahome-
tan teachers invited Christian students to
their schools, and became their masters
and friends, while the Christian invader of
Ireland prohibited education under the
penalty of death. A gentleman recited an
Irish ballad entitled Shamus O'Brien,
and did it with fine elocutionary
effect, receiving warm plaudits
at the close. After disposing of
routine business the meeting adjourned for
one week
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
The Effect 81 Unusual Sir PressH,

-
I climbed down into the tunnel under
the Hudson river through which the
railroad trains OF the next decade are 10
run. The air-locb through which Tie
visitor must pass before reaching tie
wOrllnen Is SO different from all other
places IN the world as to merit q brief
description. IN . well on The shore I
climbed down ladder twenty feet or
SO, and there found, lying partly con-
cealed in the earth, sort OF hoeshead
made of boiler-ir0n half an inch thick.
AS was looking at the uncanny thing
one end of it mysteriously opened and
swung inward, and goblin voice said
Crawl in" I silently obeyed, and
the iron door quickly closed behind
me. [ found myself with another hui
man being, who was attired in rubber
as l was, and who had q candle
Ready" he said, and turned lever
at his side. The inside of the little
tub in which we crouched was filled
with the most deafening whistle I ever
heard. [ knew that he was now filing
the chamber with compressed air.
Presently it began to press upon my
eyes, nose, throat and especially my
ears, whose drums seemed pierced as
with pins. The candle went out,
and we were left in tote. darkness.
The shrek increased. The pressure
became very painful. I touched the
arm of the engineer; in fact, I could not
help touching it, and he reversed the
lever for moment to relieve the pres
sure, presently turning it on again with
the unearthly yell. The sensation was
strange. Crouched in an iron tub with
a stranger, in total darkness, under the
earth, under the river for ought knew,
apparently flying somewhere at the rate
of 500 miles minute, feeling a terrible
pressure on my eyes and ears, hot as
Tophet, submerged in a bewildering
scream, and at the mercy of levers and
mechanism of which I knew nothing
it was very much as once felt when up
in a balloon. It seemed half an hour
that I was in there; it was seven or
eight minutes, probably, when the
whistle suddenly faded away, the inner
door opened, and we crawled out into
candle light-the top of another we'll
that went down thirty feet further
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06

Down This we climbed, and there were
a score or two of men building the
brick shell of the tunnel The air is
about three atmospheres 'thick," SO to
speak, and it is sufficient to keep the
water back, so that the men can dig
llninterruptedly in the black mud. If
the air pressure were Withdrawn for O.
minute the river would rush in and
drown the whole party. Great care
is observed and they are not afraid.
Moreover, they seem comfortable and
contented in there, and the contractor
IS not required to pay any advance on
ordinary wages-$4 day or so. They
come in and go out by the air-lock
every day, but do not mind it. This is
the most difficult part of the river-di-
rectly under the great steamers lying
at the wharves.-Neav York Cores
DO7lde7lt
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
Feast of st. Dominic.

At the last service yesterday in the
church of the Holy Rosary, a large con-
gregation witnessed the celebration of q
solemn high mass offered in commemora-
ton of St. Dominic, the founder of the
order of preachers.
Father DeCantiilon officiated as cele-
brant, Father Collins as deacon, and
Father Hoban as subdeacon. The cere-
monies were very impressive and impos-
ing and the worshipers fully entered into
the spirit of the occasion. A fine sermon was
wreached by Father Powers on the life and
labors of st. Dominick, his text being
taken from the second chapter of the
prophet Malachi. He expatiated at great
length on the learning of the saint, his
ardor and zeal in the work of the ministry
and his successful combat with the Mani
chean and Albigensian heresies which pre-
vailed in his day, some 600 years ago.
He ably defended the character of the
great divine from the charges of cruelty
imputed to him by the Encyclopedia Brit
annica and quoted history in justification
of his acts in connection with the heresies
referred to-, lucid explanation of which
heresies he gave making them appear alb
horrent IN their principles and teachings.
He was listened to with eager attention by
the large congregation.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06
LEGAL.s.

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF RAMSEY
O-ss. In Probate Court, special term, August A
1888.
In the matter of the estate of Rufus C. Robinson
deceased.
On reading and fling the petition of Lucy Rob
insOn, eXecutrlx of the estate of Rufus G. Rob
inson, deceased, representing among other things
that she has fully administered said estate, anC
praying that time and place be fixed for examin
ing and allowing her account of administration, ant
for the assignment OF the residue of said estate tC
the sole legatee and devisee named in the will OF
said deceased:
1t is ordered, That said account be exam
med and petition heard by the Judge of this Court
on Thursday the 30th day of August, A. D. 1888, at
ten O'Clock a. M, at the Probate Office, in said
county.
And it is further ordered that notice thereof be
given to all persons interested, by publishing q
copy of this order for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing, in the DAILY GLOBE, a
newspaper printed and published at st. Paul in
said county.
By the Court,
LIS. VIM. B. MCGRORTY,
Judge of Probate.
Attest: FRANK RoBERT, 1Jr., Clerk.
aug6 4w-nO
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The State of Minnesota, to the above named d.

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF RAMSEY
US. In Probate Court, Special Term, July %
1888.
In the matter of the estate of Pauline Monette
deceased:
On reading and filing the petition of William l.
Quinn. of said county, representing, among other
things, that Pauline Monette, late of Wabashaw
Minnesota, on the 18th day OF August, A D. 1863 al
said Wabashaw, Minnesota, died intestate, at the
time of her death, leaving goods chattels and es-
tate within this county, and that the said petitioner
is interested in the estate of said deceased. and
praying that administration of said estate be to
him granted:
1t is ordered, That said petition Re heard before
the Judge of this court, on Thursday, the 23d day
of August, A D. 1888, at ten O'Clock a. NJ, at the
proate Office in said county.
Ordered further, That notice thereof be given to
the heirs of said deceased, and to all persons in
terested, by publishing a copy of this order for
three successive weeks prior to said day of hearing
in the Daily GLOBE, newspaper printed and pub
llshed at Saint Paul, in said county.
By the Court, VIM. B. MCGRORTY,
[ L. S. Judge of Probate
Attest: Frank Robert, Jr., Clerk. jul S0mon- 4w
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STATE OF NNESOTA-COUNTYO OF RAMSEY,
~ District Court, Second Judicial District.
Henry G.lHaas and John J. Haas, partners as Haas
- Bros, plaintiffs, VS.. Martha Olsen, defendant.
SUMMONS.
The State of Minnesota. to the above named de-
endant:
You are hereby summoned and required to eu-
swer to the complaint in this action which is now on
hIe in the Office of the clerk of the district court
OF Ramsey county, Minnesota, and to serve copy
scrber, at his Office, Room 1, Odd Fellows block,
Wabashaw street, st. Paul, Mimi, within twenty
days after the service of this summons upon you,
exclusive of the day of such service; and, if you
fail to answer the said complaint within the time
aforesaid the plaintiff in this actionw take iudg-
ment against you for the of $151 SO with inter
est thereon at the rate of seven per cent per an
num- from the sec md day of October, 1882 and for
the costs and disbursements of this action.
Dated July 26th, 1888.
E R. HOLCOMBE,
Plaintiffs Attorney, st. Paul, MINI.
aup6-7W-YnOn
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Obituary,

SEELBYv11LE, Ind, Aug. Brew. George
D. Marsh, pastor of the First Presbyterian
church. died suddenly to-day, aged thirty.
New YORK, Aug. George F. Jodry,
aged ninety-eight, died yesterday in Suf
folk county almshouse, Long Island. He
served under Napoleon, was with him at
Moscow and fought at Waterloo. He had
been in the almshouse several years.
NINA, via Galveston, Aug. 4.-The body
of Bishop Tondo was conveyed to the Ca
thedral yesterday for the usual funeral SER
vices and was buried to-day with great
ceremony. The deceased was a constitu-
tional delegate of Montero's government,
Bishop of Cuzco and Tiberopolis and dean
of the Lima cathedral. His death is much
regretted.
PovIDENoE, R. l., Aug. 4.-Milton H.
Sanford, the noted turfman, of New York,
died at Newport last evening.
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THIRTY DAYS

after the first publication of this notice, I shall
report you and your real estate SO assessed as de-
inquent, and apply to the District Court of the
county of Ramsey, Minnesota, for judgment
against your lands, lots, blocks or parcels there
of SO assessed, including interest, cost and ex-
penses, and for an order of the Court TO sell tbs
same for the payment thereof.
2l8-28 GEORGE REFS, City Treasurer.
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ABOVE place. A coroner's inquest will be
held at o'clock this afternoon, when the
facts regarding the responsibility of the
railway company for he accident will
probably be brought out
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06

The commissioners of Kandiyohi county
have decided to build a new Jail. A con.
tract has been let, and the intention is to
have the jail completed by the first of
next November.
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MAGNETIC Physician

Cures all diseases SPEEDILY and PERMANENT
LY. Has effected large number of miraculous
which are testified to by sworn affidavits, on file
in his Office. DR.. Dexter is endorsed by all the
newspapers in st. Paul and Minneapolis and
throughout the U. s., and by many prominent
men and women of national reputation. Before
leaving Jacksonville, Florida, DR.. Dexter was
presented with valuable GOLD AND DIAMOND
MEDAL by his patients and friends. The medal
is now on exhibition at Harry Legg's Diamond
Palace, Nicollet avenue. ssssssa sss-ss,iss
Particular attention paid to SPECIAL, CHRONIC
and NERVOUS diseases, Diseases OF LONG STAND
ING and cases pronounced INCURABLE. Will
GUARANTEE to cure all cases of RHEUMATISM,
CONSUMPTION, BRIGHT's DISEASE, DYSPEPSIA,
all diseases of the Heart, Liver, Kidneys, Blad-
der, all diseases of Women and Children. Special
diseases, Catarrh Bronchitis and all diseases that
feshis heir to. CONSULTATION AND EXAM
NATION FREE. Assisted by one of the Oldest
graduates of Jefferson Medical College, Phila-
delphia. Strangers at distance treated by cor
respondence, wherever practicable. Send for a
copy of the Magnetic Journal sent free.
OFF1CE-SYNDIoATE BLOCK, Rooms and 5,
second floor, entrance on Nicollet. Residence,
NIcoLLET HOUSE, Minneapolis, Mimi. OFFICE
HOURS: a. m. to p. m, 2 to $50 pm. Open
during the evening only from to O'Clock,
and on Sundays from a. m. to 5p. m, only.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-06

The reigning beauty of Ireland is a
Belfast mill girl. Crowds surround the
mill daily to see her as she takes her
departure.