Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-09-06
NUWBER 15.
DOT c YAYLEM."


Gurwin, und wash on der soud easht
corner der square NIT, looking at pooti-
Jul peeg at, as wash brought is for zale.
l'y and Ply goomes along a man, PIC and
won't, NIT plack, viskers his face all ofer.
und he szhlaps me der shoulder on.
und says in loud voice ssHeinrich Won
Schlageusteifer, Yicates!" Ply Shee-
mlny Krauts dot scared me awful. upd
sedt so soft like, Ich bin sehr goot. vo
sind sci, Meinber? Den dot man he
shwelied up like Won pig toad, und his
shtomac heated like der plackschmidt's
bellows, ind he sedt awful mournful
like, eco, ish as we'll as could be OK
picted in desc dimes of vraud und COR
ruption." Den dot man he say, ssHein-
rico Won Schlagensteifer, goomes NIT
me-" Und 1 goes dhright away quick
NIT dot man into der 6rinting offeece
yoost CLOSE Ply, und den he shwell up
vonce more VERY proud like, und he
say in very deep voice ;-'tknow YOU,
Heinrich Won Schlagensteifer, dot wash
G Yay Lem, der younger editur of der
Gurwin Independent, dot Creenpack
organ vot oXboses der vraud und gor-
ruption of dot REPUBLICAN barty, und
vat pleeds und buffers for der tear beo-
pies" YOost ven he sedt der sstear
beoples,' pig dears pubbledshis cheeks
down, he shwelled up awful, und, Mein
Colt! l fought he would busht. But his
shtomach shlimmed up a bit, und he
did not busht. Den dot G Yay Lem, he
tole me how dot Government Land
office wash shtole by Yon Beesle, und
how as dot Zenator Ingoles vas Won high
way roper, und how der republican
barty wash rodden und wash stunk in
der peoples of der nostrils, und as how
der peoples wash sucking der life-blood
vrom der corporations oud.
Den dot c Yay Lem, he lays his vat
arm mein neck arount, und mein sunny
locks minkled his plack tresses nit, und
he say so soft like, vile his PIC preast
heated NIT emotion, ''mein tear Helm
rich Won Schlagensteifer, vas you aware
dot der great creenpack barty lofes der
tear beoPles, dot she vas vikings to Law
down her life vor der beoplesP'' (den [
thought dhright away as how dot wash
dhrue, as her life wash almosht blayed
oud alraty.) Den dot G Yay Lem sedt
as how der needle men wash ropping
der peoples NIT sheep clodings und ma
sheens, und he vas pitter-werry pitter,
und shlapped his liant der taple mit,und
shtamped his foot der floor NIT, ind
shwore Ply der great Horned Shpoon,
dot der creenpack barty would shop
from der needle men, all der der hedts.
off.
Yoost aloud den der door wash oben-
ed, und a plack dress NIT a voomans in.
it shtood in der rooms, und der voom-
ans wash Weeping hart, und she sedt,
sc Yay Lem, ish Won poor vidder
Voomans NIT sex leedle shildrens, und
hat in der worlt only Won cow und dir
teen schickens, vat vor you sue me on
dot sewing masheen, und gets shudg-
ment for dirty-fife tollars und costs, 1
hat no monish, can no bay you," und
she gryed harter iund harter. Dun dot
G Yay Lem shumps up dhright away
quick. und he says weery loud like,
''Madam, you sell dot shickens und dose
COW und you bay me dhright away quick
or shustice will ishoo from der execoo-
ton" By Sheeminy Krauts! I wash
mat all ofer, und shumps up dhright
away quick und drums NIT der door,und
puts mein nose NIT mein finger End I
say, c Yay Lem, yoost you take dis
creenpack printing offeece py der han
tie und knock der stuffin oud NIT dem
needle men.
Ven wash home tole Katarina (Ka-
tarina is mein frau) all aloud dot G Yay
Lem, und Katarina she looked me in
der faces, und she say Shlow und soft
ike, Heinrich Won Schlagensteifer, dot
G Yay Lem ish von temacog, und I
links Katarina's hedt is leffel.
HEINRICH Won SCHLAGENsTEIFER
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