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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

AMONG those who called at our office
since our last issue, were Enoch Canter,
of Hamilton Township, C. r. McCarty.
of Pike County, and Joseph Shropshire,
of Samsonville. Mr.. Shropshire had with
him chicken hawk, the largest we ever
saw. His son Albert shot it.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Snecial Attention.

Beautiful novelties in neckwear, hand
kerchiefs, linen collars and cuffs, just in
and also just out. We pride ourselves
upon the variety we can offer in this line.
STERNBERGER BROS.
The Popular Clothiers, Jackson, o.
Cor. opp. Court House.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

TIE meeting of the Ohio Valley Teach
ers' Association will be held at Jackson,
on May 18th and 10th. There will be ad-
dresses by teachers from Waverly, Pome-
roy, Ironton, Athens, and other points.
Reduced rates on railroads, and at jack
son hotels.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

ALL diseases resulting from self
abuse, as nervous debility, mental anx-
iety, depression Of spirits, and func-
tional arrangements of nervous sys-
tenn, cured by German Invigorator.
See advertisement. For sale by w.
F. Hale. 3may3m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
For Rent.

One two-story brick dwelling house
containing rooms, situated on the Ports
mouth road, ~ miles west of town.
There Is good well, good garden spot,
and apple orchard on the premises. In
quire at the store of Evens, Hunsinger s.
Co., corner Pearl and Broadway streets.
26apr2t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

SOME person made mistake and paid
Mr. Downey, the gunsmith, more than
was due. The payment was made in o.
s. Miller's scrip, and Mr.. Downey did not
discover the mistake until the party had
gone, and he has forgotten who it was.
Call on Mr.. Downey, and he will give you
the change.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
ReDairinR.

All kinds of repairing of clocks, watch
es, and every kind of jewelry done with
promptness, and in satisfactory manner,
at Whites jewelry store, sign of the big
watch, opposite the postoflce.
29mch2m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Consult Your Own Interest.

Recol1ect we guarantee relief with one
application of Hilton's Great English Pile
Ointment, and cure if directions are
followed. Hale, the druggist, jackson, O.,
is our agent for the sale of these goods,
and we only ask you to consult him before
trying any other. One application will
convince you that what we say you can
rely on. Try it. SOC. Use DIR. Quinns
Irish Liniment.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

Rev. Mr.. HENDRICKsoN, of Haverhill,
in company with our old neighbor and
friend, Thomas Jones North), made us
pleasant call on Monday. Mr.. Hendrick-
son will preach at the Baptist Church on
Wednesday night, and on next Sunday,
forenoon and night.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

ADELINA PATTI, Jem Mace and Her
man Slade, sailed in the Arizona on last
Tuesday, for Liverpool. Thus the woman
who breaks mems hearts, and the men
who break mems heads, departed as tel
1OuxnasSanuarS
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

WITH good management and kind at
tention to our patrons we aim to make
our house the Popular Clothing House of
this county. We are here to stay, and
we wish not only to make friends but to
keep them. Our extensive assortment
and low prices are earnest of our inten-
tiOns.
STERNBERGER BROS.
The Clothiers, Jackson, o.
Cor. opp. Court House.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

In a doggery-keepers' meeting in Gin
cinnati one day last week, great flannel
mouthed bloat arose and solemnly assert
ed that the placing of tax upon the IL
quor business was cruelty to the widows
and orphans-as many such were dog
gery-keepers. "He's no gentleman
hissed the horse-thief when he found that
the owner of the horse had put new,
stout lock upon his stable-door.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Glycerine salve

The best on earth can truly be said of
cure for cuts, bruises. scalds, burns,
wounds, and all other sores. Will posi-
lively cure piles, letter and all skin erup-
tions. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Only 25 cents. For sale by
E. d. Lewis. 15febSSy
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

WE can save you from 25 cents to one
dollar and fifty cents for every soft or
stiff Hat you buy of us-now about Boys
and Childrens' Hats, come and see our
stock. 2. H. WAsHAM & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

YOUR health depends on the purity of
your blood. People who realize this are
taking Hoods Sarsaparilla with the best
results.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

THE doggery-keepers of Cincinnati are
organizing in opposition to the Scott
Law" Every bloat in Cincinnati is a
Constitutional Lawyer, and Immediately
decides anything affecting the doggery
interest unconstitutional.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Millinery Goods.

Miss Frank Swanson now has fine
stock of Spring Millinery. Sailor Hats,
from 25 cents upward. All kinds of fine
laces, and trimmings, bonnets, hats, flow
ers, plumes, &c. Call and see these fine
goods. Main street, near Pickrels Store.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Corner of Main and Broadway Streets.

CATARRH is the seed of Consump-
tion, and unless taken in time is a
very dangerous disease. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure never fails to cure. Price
Is cents. Sold by w. F. Hale.
3may3m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

THE genuine Saratoga High Rock
Spring Water, for sale by all Druggists,
by the dozen, bottle, OF gallon. Address
all orders to the High Rock Spring Co..
Saratoga Springs, N. Y.
Sold by E. d. Lewis. 7dec1y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

DIR. w. II. MoNAHAN has the bullet ta-
ken from Lackey's body. 1t is "3s" and
shows marks of the rifles. The bullet is
not battered in the least.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03


A sure cure for sL Blind Bleeding Iced Itching
by DR.. William, (an Indian remedyO call
ed DR.. Williams Indian Ointment. A
single box has cured the worst chronic
cases of twenty-five years standing. No
one need suffer five minutes after apply
ing this wonderful soothing medicine.
Lotions and instruments do more harm
than good. Williams Ointment absorbs
the tumors, allays the intense itching,
particularly at night after getting warm
in bed,) acts as poultice, gives instant
and painless relief, and is prepared only
for Piles, itching of the private parts, and
for nothing else.
For sale by all druggists and mailed on
receipt of price, $1.0O.
p. r. Lance & Co., Props,
Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold hY G. W Miller 7dec1Y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

If you have never been to our Store,
come, and see what splendid values we
are offering in Mems Spring Suits and
Single garments.
PHI WASHAN & Co
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

LARKINs, the pitcher of the Metropoli-
tan baseball club, New York, tried to
kill himself. This is new play for base
ballists, and one tending to make them
popular with the people.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

BEFORE purchasing goods call at Jash-
enosky's store, opposite the Public
Square, and learn prices. as he is positive
ly closing out at cost.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

&c. POWELL, Prosecuting Attorney,
went to Columbus on Monday. He ap-
peared before the Governor on Tuesday,
to represent the State in the Jackson
case
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

ENoCH RUSSELL, who resides near Key
stone Furnace, is at the point of death,
with disease of the bladder. He is over
80 years of age, and there is no hope of
his recovery
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

:. Mrs. LOUIS DAUBER, on Monday NOR
ming, sent us most beautiful and rare
flower, of the cactus family.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

To all who suffering from the errors and indis-
cretons youth, Weakness early decay loss
of manhood, &C., will send recipe that will cure
you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered by missionary in South America. Send
a self addressed envelope to the REV. JOSEPH T.
INMAN, Station D. NeD York City. s4augssy
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

DAVID LEWIS has commenced new
residence directly across the street in the
rear of the Court House.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

A. T. MCCARLEY is spending short
time visiting relatives and friends at
Ewington, Gallia County. He will be alb
sent perhaps couple of weeks.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

WHITE and colored shirts, neckwear,
collars and cuffs, underwear, we have es-
tablished prices on Mems Furnishing
Goods, which horrify other dealers. If
there is good style, shape, or quality of
Boot or Shoe, we have it.
PHI, WAsHAM & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

HENRY HUNsINGER has some fine
dressed buck-skins for sale. Inquire of
Evens, Hunsinger & Co., Broadway and
Pearl SITS. 26apr3t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

CHEAPEST FASHION MAGAZINE In the world, 1so
large pages, pages music. 1000 engravings each
issue. so cents per year; single copies Is cents.
STRAwBRIDGE CLosHIER,
26aprlm Sth Market Sts., Philadelphia.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Closing Out.

Jashenosky having decided to move
back to Columbus, will sell off his entire
stock of goods for the next 80 days at
onSf
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

LOOK aS>thQ splendid line of Trunks,
Valises and Shawl Straps, cheaper than
the cheapest, at the. Mammoth Clothing
House of p. II. Washam & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
Skin nDiseasesCured

By DR.. Frazier's Magic Ointment.
Cures as if by magic: Pimples, Black
Heads or Grubs, Blotches, and Eruptions
on the Face, leaving the skin clear,
healthy and beautiful. Also cures Itch.
Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips, Old
Obstinate Ulcers and Sores, etc.
receipt of price, so cents.
PR. Lance g. Co.,
Sole Proprietors, Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold by G. w. Miller. 7dec1y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

Illustrated Book of Cage Birds mailed for cent
phia. e6aprlm
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

Mrs. 81. L. CHAPMAN returned home
from Florida on Sunday. She had been
absent several months.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03
A Sure Cure for Piles.

TEE Postoffice at Howe's Hill has been
discontinued.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

WE are bountifully supplied with Boys
Spring Suits. We have full supply of
nobby Kilt Suits for Children.
p. H. WAsHAM & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-05-03

P. H. WAsHAM s. Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-03-22
Washington Advices.

Washington. 21.-Secretsry Folse1
returned to Washington this morning
The statement of the United States
treasurer showing gold, silver and U. s.
notes in the treasury, to-day, IS followf;
Gold coin and bullion, 1s0,396, 6S7; sill
yer dollars kand.. bullion, 107, l33,74l;
fractional silver coin, 29,706, 239; u. s.
notes. 45,45S, 1858; total, $50, 800, $40; GER
ti6cstes outstanding, gold, SO, 322 07O;
silver, 60, $40, $50; currency; 10, 12O,OOO.
Secretary GolRer has returned very
much improved in health. He arrived
from Fortress Monroe on the revenue
cutter Etting. he did not visit the treas
ury department this morning, but As
sistant Secretary New says Secretary Fol-
ger will, no doubt, resume personal
charge Of the department very soon.
Consul Robinson, from Madagascar,
has been permitted By the state depart.
ment to make @ statement with regard to
the Madagascar treaty. He justifes the
clause Is to the permission given Ameri-
cans to employ slave labor, on the
ground that there IL no other labor there
TO employ, and that it must be slave la
Dor or none.
The fence question in Indian territory
will not be decided until after the Chero-
KEGS have an opportunity 10 consult. 4
promise to this effect was made to Bulhy.
head, chief Of the Cherokee nation, by
the commission OF the general land Office
this afternoon.
The question being submitted to the
director as to whether an officer in the
mint could legally accept the Office of
mayor Of a city, the director replied that
under executive orders issued in 1873, &C.
ceptAnce Of such Office would Vscate the
federal Office.
The treasury department has under
consideration the proposition TO have 8
series of gold certificates issued from the
sHb-treAsury ct Chicago, distinctive from
the New York and Washington Issues.
Mr.. Armstrong, commissioner Of the
Pacific Railroad accounts, will make an
inspection Of the Southern Pacific Rail-
road this summer. He will especially
Investigate the charge that traffic on the
Central Pacific Railroad il being diverted
20 the Southern Pacific. He does not be-
lieve, however, that the charge is true.
He Will leave here probably in June.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-03-22
mix Famine.

New York, 21.--There was a greater
scarcity Of milk here this morBing than
on any day since the war between the
farmers and milk dealers began. The
milkmen we're willing to give any price
for milk, but it was impossible to obtain
sufficient to supply customers. A great
portion of the milk that did reach here
came down the Hudson on barges.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-03-22
Can't Get It.

Diabetes, Bright's Disease, Kid
ney, Urinary or Liver Complaints
cannot be contracted by you or your
family if Hop Bitters are used, and
if you already have any of these
diseases, Hop Bitters is the only
medicine that will positively cure
you. Don't forget this, and don't
get some pulled up stuff that will
only harm you. +
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-03-22

Oh, MyBack!
That's a common express
sion and has a world of
meaning. How much suf-
fering is summed up in it.
The singular thing about
it is, that pain in the back
is occasioned by so many
things. May be caused by
kidney disease, liver com
plant, consumption, cold,
rheumatism, dyspepsia over
work, nervous debility, &c.
Whatever the cause, don't
neglect it. Something is
wrong and needs prompt
attention. No medicine has
yet been discovered that
will so quickly and surely
cure such diseases as
Browns IRON BITTERs, and
it does this by commencing
at the foundation, and MAX
ing the blood pure and rich.
Vim, P. Marshall, of Logans.
port, Indiana, writes: "Mywife
has for many years been trou-
bled from pain in her back
and general debility incident
to her sex. She has taken one
bottle of Browns Iron Bitters,
and l can truthfully say that
she has been so much benefited
that she pronounces it the
only remedy of many medi-
cines she has tried"
Leading physicians and
clergymen use and recon-
mend Browns IRON BIT
TIERS. It has cured others
suffering as you are, and it
will cure you.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-03-22

A Freight Train leaves Ogden daily
eor Rutte at 9.05 am, giving daylight
tide through Cache Valley, and regular
freipht train arrives daily at Ogden 8
los am. from Butte.
W. B D0DDRTDGE, sIpt.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06
NEW GOODS
A! THE GstA? STORE At KNOXVILLE,
VILLA Post Office.

! take pleasure in announcing TO the public
and my customers that have just returned from
the city it'll full stock OF Spriug and Summer
Goods, ". ich AUST aud will be sold ~ prices 10
please all. Ny stock consists of CaIicUcs, Cot
tons, Sheetings. Cassimercs, CHshmercS, Cotton
AIDES, Linens, Lawns White Dress Good, NC
NV Notions are = well selected stock Of gents
and Ladies' Neck wear, Hosiery, gents fine aud
coarse Shirts, and OverallS; best make OF Corsets;
Umbrellas, all colors paper and linen window
blinds. full and complete stock OF ladies' +,
mems aud children's fine and coarse shoes also
keep NJ. b. Spahr's handmade Shoes. Straw
Mat!iDgs, Rag Carpet, Ingram Carpets, nice
Ingram Serge Carpet, floor and table Oh Cloths,
cheap Bedsteads, Chairs, Rocking Chair, &C.
Mems and Boys Wool aud STRAW Has in atund-
ance. QueeIsware, TiBware, and Hardware, iull
stock and low prices; shOvels for plows, nails,
hinges of all kinds. Dice line of Groceries, OF
low prices; Mackerel. fresh aud sailed Potomac
Herring; q full line Of Drugs; Tobacco and CT
CARS at the reduced rates; School Books, such as
are used in our public Schools; Dried Fruits,
Bacon and Lard kept on hand. We will consider
IL a pleasure TO show you through our stock.
After six years experience az this place we feel
that we know something of the wants and needs
of the people in this vicinity. take oil kinds OF
country produce and pay full market value.
thank all for past liberal patronage, and hope
by fair dealing To merit continuance Of the
same. um your, obedieDtly,
Ms. J. sTRIDER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06

A broad-s houldered man was walking
along Chatham street on Friday. lie
looked as if he was in great pain.
WHATS the matter?" asked friend.
"Oh, I'm i'm terrible agony. Got boil
rs big us Watermelon on my calf. Can
han lly walk. So long" and the proprie-
tor of jobs comforter moved off. As he
did so another gentleman came along and
shook hands with his friend.
I've got the biggest joke of the season
on -. There he goes up the street. He
was telling ME how Inc was frightened by
dog this morning. Let's have some
fun
The new arrival was lin for it,"
''Iou walk up behind him, grab him by
the leg and bark like dog. His nerves
are all unstiung. and We'll have big
joke on him 10 see him jump
"I'lI do it, said The other. land you
walk on the other side and see me scare
him TO death"
The two parted to carry out the pro-
grammc. The latest arrival proceeded
after their mutual friend. Just as he got
close up behind him lac grabbed him by
the boil and playfully parked: "3ow,
wow" just as naturally as = dog show.
The broad shOnldrcd man went up in
the air, while his face looked rs if he had
suddenly swallowed tree full of green
persmmOnS. When he came down lie
recited the alphabet backwards and then
pointed his toe thirteen different times ut
his playful friend, slammed him up against
telegraph pole, mashed his hat over his
eyes, and then walked away looking Is if
he would like to put the.leg with the
watermelon boil OH il over his shoulder
and carry it home.
After the dog" had pulled himself out
of his hat he hunted up and down Chat
ham street for the man who had put the
job up on him, but he couldn't fine him,
for nc WAS looking over the cornice OF Il
nei@hboring house and bursting with
grin>.-Ner York World
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06
Take the Gun.

Just before the battle of Marks Mill, in
Bradley county, Arkansas, an incident
occurred which has since been told at all
reunions, to the amusement of all hearers
Just before the battle opened, i federal
scout while riding through the woods
discovered Il confederate scout sitting UNI
der Il tree. The federal diSmounted and
approached cautiously from behind The
confcderate's gun was leaning against the
tree, and the federal reached around and
removed it, stepped forward and ex-
claimed:
''Oh yes, I've got youn'
That's fact.
Come, get on your horse, and III take
YOU in"
The two men mounted and started on
through the woods in a direction which
the federal supposed to bc the union lines,
but which the confederate soon discovered
was toward his own command. They had
not gone far when Il slow fire OF mu skctry
caused the federal to ask
"Do you know who that is over thcre?"
eyes"
"Who is ?'
zoe shelby"
''rhe devil il is -
They went on little further, the fed
eral all the time keeping the cOnfederate'S
gun lying across the horse in front of him,
when the crash of small arms, and the
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06
BATES SPECIFICS.

Prepared from formulate used by au eminent ply
stefan during 20 years successful practice.
Specific No. l.-Guarauteed to effect a radical
cure of all affections OF the Blood, whether Scrof
ulous or acquired. Skin diseases, piuples, moth
patches, etc, are permanently cured 10y Bates
Specific No l. Price, Sl.0O.
Specific No. 2-Cures SEMINAL WEAKNESS,
NERVOUS DEBILITY, from Youthful Indiscre'ioDs
or Excuses, producing Exhausted Vitality and
Loss Of Manhood. This remedy is uneQualed In
the cure Of these complaints. 1t is a powerful
stimulus TO the weakened Nervous System, as
sists Nature TO renew the strength and vigor of
the deblitated organs, and effects a radical cure
Price, sl.00.
Specific No. 4.-Gives instant relief and per-
manently cures Rheumatism. Price, 81 90.
Specific No. Ga positive cure for all weak
nesses common to females. Price, Sl.00.
sold by Druggists or sent on receipt of price
by j. w. Bate, SIS 8. Clark ST., Chicago.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06

Baltimore & Ohio Railroad.
The following traiEs stop at Shenan-
doah junction:
WEST-BOUND.
Train No. INSTRUMENTATION, arrives
at ll.23 Il. M; stops at all stations be-
tween Shenandoah Junction and Pied
mont.
Train No. g. Fast-line, arrives at l2.2S
p. M; stops ut all frst-class stations east
of Wheeling aud Cbicsgo.
EASTBOUND.
Train No. l3-AccommOdation arrives
at 1892 a. m. ; stops at all stations.
Train No. 9-Arrives at 5.28 p. M; this
is through train for Washington and
Baltimore from Pittsburg.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06
New Goods! New Goods

rINIIE undersigned has just opened a complete
i assortment OF goods; he has thoroughly
rcpleni cd in all departments, and reaped the
benefit of the late decline in cotton goods. and
Is prepared and will offer as great Inducements
In prices any house in the county. 1t liz
useless to enunlerate, as my stock embraces
all classes of goods usually found in q country
store. Country produce solicited In exchange
for goods ut full market rates. Give me n call,
and examine goods and prices. Our best en-
deavors will he to please and give sat sfa ton,
Respectfully, j. 8. Me -NtN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-10-06

A young Scotchman named Carmichael
was recently taken to u Polish party and
introduced to the Misses Czartoryska,
Dziolynska, Ciechanowiccka, Dzicl bitzka,
Poradowsky, Bielikowitz, Zamoyski.
These Polish ladies could not manage his
lame 1T all and gave it up in despair, ex-
claiming: Observation-Disclosures, no, it is
impossible. How absurd Tor charming
young man to have Il name that nobody
can pronuuuce!"