Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-03
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and pictures of hundreds of people who were
stoned burned, beaten, pulled to pieces and other
wise tortured account of their conscientious con-
victions to belief and duty. They suffered in
credible torment and have down to the present
age as martyrs. 1t is not customary to torture
people thus, but they made martyrs by rheuma-
tism, until they suffer almost much did the
heroes of the martyr ages. There no relief for
the odtime martyrs, but there is happy relief for
those who suffer from rheumatism. Cashier Chas
F. Morrill,, of Manchester, n. H., suffered terribly
from frequent attacks of this painful disease, but he
has been cured. He writes: 81 was martyr to
rheumatism, and, although I tried many other
remedies, found nothing that relieved me like
PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER" Other rheumatic
martyrs may wisely take the hint.
eyes" remarked the economical storekeeper, 81
expect big run of custom this week. 1 told my
wife had the best stock of goods in the city-and
her sewing circle meets tomorrow.
A BAPTIST MINISTER'S ExpERIENcE.-'T am a
Baptist minister, and before I thought of being a
clergyman graduated in medicine, but left lucra-
tive practice for my present profession, forty years
ago. was for many years sufferer from quinsy.
| Thomas Eclectric Oil cured me. was also trou-
bed with hoarseness, and Thomas Electric Oil al
| ways relieved me. My wife and child had diph-
| theria and Thomas Eclectric Gil cured them, and
if taken in time it will times out of ten.
| am confident it is cure for the most obstinate
| cold, cough, and if any one will take small
teaspoon and half fill it with Oil, and then place
| the end of the spoon in nostril and draw the
| Oil out of the spoon into the head, by shifting as
hard as they can until the Oil falls into the
throat, and practice it twice week, don't care
how offensive their head may be, it will clean il
| out and cure their catarrh For deafness and ear
ache, it has done wonders to my certain knowledge
1t is the only medicine dubbed patent medicine that
| I have ever felt like recommending, and am very
anxious to see it in every place. for tell you that
| I would not be without it in my house for any con
| sderaton. 1 am suffering with pain like
rheumatism in my right limb, and nothing relieves
| me like Thomas Electric OIL" DR.. E. F. Crane
| Cory, Pa.
| ayes, loved that girl once" said Charley Ped
dington, the young lady passed him on the side
| walk. "Did she not return yovr love?" asked hi:
companion. "No, nor the 800 ring I gave hel
| neither"
| U. S. DISTRICT ATTORNEY SpEAKs.-Col. H
Walters U. S. District Attorney, Kansas City, Mo.
authorizes the following statement "ISamarita'
Nervins cured my niece of spasms.' Get at drug
gists. $1.50.
| A locomotive is called s.she" because it has
| spark-arrester.
Why do you suffer with Back Ache, Pain in tn
Chest, Rheumatism, or lameness anywhere when
Hop. Plaster will surely give you relief! Drug
gists sell them, 25 cents.
Gray is to be the fashionable color and Spicer say
he's head of the fashion.
If VEGETINE is taken regularly. according to d
rections, certain and speedy cure of Dyspepsia wi
follow.
The hight of gluttony-To devour the wings
| time!
I have been very much benefited by one so ce
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. When began usin
it my Catarrh was so bad had headache most til
whole time and dischared large amount of filth
matter That has almost entirely disappeared an
I have not had headache since to amount to an.
thing. Please send me two more bottles.-Jo ohm
Sumers, Stephney, Conn.
The Springfield druggists and Ely's Cream Bal
for Catarrh:
The best remedy for its purpose have sold-
John Hooker, druggist, Springfield. Mass.
An article of real merit.-C. P. Alden. druggis
| Springfield, Mass
Those who use it speak highly of it.-Geo. !
Hill, druggist, Springfield Mass.
Cream Balm has given satisfactory results.-V
? | P. Draper, Druggist, Springfield, Mass.
, Who says it is unhealthy to sleep in feather
Look at the spring chicken, and see how tough
| is.
The best man at wedding is usually the one til
gives the handsomest present.
GIVEN UP BY DocToRs.-'sIs it possible that NJ
Godfrey is up and at work, and cured by so simr
| a remedv?'
sI assure YOU it is true that he is entirely cure
and with nothing but Hop Bitters; and only
; days ago his doctors gave him up aud said he mu
:; diel''
"Well-a.day! That's remarkable! I will
this day and get some for my poor George knc
G hops are good.
: Several persons have been poisoned recently
eating bologna sausage. This is the result of allo
d ing dogs to brass collars.
I RUIN WROUGHT IN THE FoREsT.-How depre
ing it is to of trees cut down in the mic
of noble forest. How saddening it is also to s
that thin spot in the midst of your otherwise abur
]. ant hair. Stop it at once by the use of Parko
Hair Balsam. For actual efficiency this famous
tcle stands at the head of its class. Elegant for
e toilet, delicious in odor, and restores the org
a color to gray faded hair. Economical, slig
occasional application keeps the hair and scalp
re perfect order.
% "Mamma!' cried e-year-old girl, 81 start
to make my dolly bonnet, and it's come out p
" of pants!''
III MEN OF ORLEANs.-There is more ignoral
al manifested in the treatment of Horses than is sho
in any other way. Care is exercised in selectin
% good shoeer, but when sick all sorts of compoul
J. are given, some of them without reason or comm
sense. Beware of such advice and medicine e,
- if administered gratis. Rayworth's Condition Pt
at ders is the prescription of experienced veterina
-, 1t is pure medicine, including remedies adapted
reach all the organs of the body, reviving renewi
restoring. 1t is considered the best general trt
ment that can be made. In pound papers 25 eel
AT all the stores.
A correspondent wishes to know ssthe best W
n for the wise.'' The best word to the wise is
fcient.
w ON THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voltaic Belt
ry Marshall. Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated E
trio Votaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to men young or old) who are Attic
re with debility, lost vitality and kindred tr
nh es. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vigor Address as above N