Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-09-12
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NJ slAesi.
aol bushand calls III wife ..green
" becxnxU shs never agrees With
sss povel Il named ..Ono Word Z
u n unaccessary 10 stats that the az
h lhOf ID y man.
xuicsI Spanish provcrb that, after
ah may not IA without sosnc tistice;
NusnAn ! tears COST listle but bring
er much
Risoie HIsnd warts 4 law against
1oncring- They think it's M wrong that
emo alan should disturb the whole
6s4se
Is New Yorker calls Chicago m .'out.
lying towp. The title may be de-
served, bns thero are Il number 81 towns
III The west that can outlic il.
Il Professor WAS featuring on ''Afte.
Man yhat? NJ A llst.ncr remarked
that Il WAS generally .lhe sheriff, o.
s0mS other woman.
Jainns New. VI Norwich. named bis
{ ars,- born Sonnet hing; ii was Something
Nav. The next ne called Nothing; II
scsng Nothing New.
a new book Of travsl has inst been IL.
med eutifled Travels with i Donkey"
4 An hi? Somebody has been taking z
amt with OsGar Wilde.
s Forty suits for damages are All ready
= open out a2ajnst the big Brooklyn
orislis Ihnf q right. lie bridge VA
1 snilt 20 support the people.
a daring robbery wns accomplished
III Main street yesterday In broad day.
ight. a Harmony township farmer
iad three photographs taken.
II ii said that Nr. John l, Sullivan
sar,st fight Any more than I've or six
rounds. II night also be said In this
xsnnection that Mr. JOHN L. Sullivan
doesn't hare 70.
An impctnnlis youth In Indiana. with
the appropriate name Of Gosiin. saw u
girl ut church. wooed her there for two
hours, and at the end Of tho third kou,
hai married her.
They are mixing 4 chain at Troy 81,
miles long. This will give seine young
man chance 10 war four watch
chains across his vest and beat The
double chain chaps clear out Of sight
There are over c5, 600 LAWYERS in ths
United States, and The Drummer is MOI
nearly 50 much surprised thai trust
should be crushed 10 earth rs that !
should rise again.
Ii takes hmt thirteen minutes 10 lcat
IN elephant IN train. while IL takei
twenty tor any sort Of woman to kis
her friends good-by and lose the checl
Tor her trunk.
Loss IL sleep. it is said. Is making
men small and pssny. That is a fact. jus
look II; The difference in the physique Q
delicate scholar snd she robust nigh
Policemen.
Fs,o,e, being once nunoyed by poo
fiiiler straiuing harsh discords undo
Ills window, sent him = smiling, witt
the request .'tilat he woaii play else
where, ~ one scraper Vt the door wa
sufficient. !
II il asserted that chopping of a dog
.ail will seriously impair his eye-sighi
| s.nme folks may heliaye it, but you can
talk that nonsense to = chap who ha
been sighted in a nscloH-patch by bot
tailed dor forty rois away.
Said tie citizen ct the country town
svs.,se llo,lse MAS aiire: "For heaven
B. INC 9ses the Iwn iife companies To d.. 4
1.v :slssi ilsea iii. ifltv be able 10 saw
ne. iEisey &c! in here they
las Sos averN tissiig. =
A,, En..lish servant gisl. who had +,
tnssel frs,a, the United States 70 Wis
,a.r friust,is vt h,,nia. Was told that sa
q Jock gpaiss ari<lecratic To whic
4 she fes,sanisetI EYES. ia America all /
us aelnssiics iDeiuag TO the hire class.
4 new animal has l,ecn discovered
4 Oregon. Il smal:s likes poleeat. bal
like i fox, csinaas like !. squirrel. n.
eats ssnytaint from in innocent baby
il hartiuaoa Old b diaiit left out uE 4.
4 l:as.
.Nin, H,tshsaSs.
Mrs. Deer. III Cleveland. Oaio. age
II 81 Years. mas lsaa niar husbands in ttli
tive aears. hssiny M average 81 one i
less Than every four ve:lrs. Her fir,
tao were canal hpstnen AM. we're spee,i
3 II drowned while on dH;y: her third wr
a cooper, who made barrels only y.
months afscr the wedding day and Il,
parted; tile fourth. h,,ssver. got = be-,
ter grip aui lasted nine wears, bein
quickly followed BY the fifth, and the
the sixth. VINO shock with the agus fo,l
years and drnpned ufY; the seventh wa
the brother IA the second husband; iii
eighth another canal Eian who sliortl
alter Slipped int, q watarv grave, lea,
ing her his canal boat. w.lica she sol
and with tie proceeds had the portrail
II al hcr husbands painted at ore fe
sweep By one artist. Her ninth, an
latest. DYER. is not SO popular as be
previous husbands. ..hus, said shc, =
was gctlin' too old ia ba particular an
1 took him. !, ..fie doesn't appear to i
in good health, ven,urcd to say the RI
i porter IF the Cleveland Herald, VIII
called Oh hnf as natural curiosity
mo. George uin't overly stost, ana
rsckon his pcter'll soon go along wit
The rest Of en-. replied Mrs. Dyer.
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