The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-11-29
RDLroRLAL NEWs Noz Es.

Malone writes English most too wig
OronslY 10 he popular with the Bourbon
element Of Virginia.
Rose Field. OF the Kansas City Times,
has chrIstened the Topeka Common
wealth the DAILY Bakery"
The very near approach OF Thanks
giving day recalls the fact of Ben But
ler's defeat in Massachusetts.
=. e. Wheeler, it is said, has con-
cluded to accept the general suPerIn-
tendency of The Northwestern railroad.
An OHIO man has received consular
commission To Greenland. IL is only a
question of time now with the north
pole.
The Concordia Empire thinks it will
be n very frosty day when John A. An
dersOn takes Ingalls, seat in the United
States Senate.
Carlisle seems to be going In for the
speakership fight on the sectional issue.
Why shouldn't her The South is the
DeinocrdIO party
The Seneca Tribune has started the re-
port that Governor Click is a tippler.
Business and news must he very dull
with the Tribune.
An untimely advance of 80 per cent
in the price Of seal skins will carry woe
and desolation into many happy Kan
sal home at Christmas.
When we consider the artistic charac-
ter Of Fay 1empleton's kick we are at a
loss N understand why she is not more
popular al Kansas City.
Democratic papers east are saying that
"there is growing conviction that the
candidates must he taken from Ohio
and New York next year"
Postmaster General Gresham, who is
afflicted with insomnia, has been advised
by his physician to accompany Mathew
Arnold on his lecturing tour.
Miss Terry. the English actress has
four living husbands. A genius for
matrimOny and talent for the stage
very frequently go hand in hand.
st. Louis is agitating the question Of
another bridge. The present means Of
egress from that city are not al all ade-
quate To the demands Of the public.
Republicans will contemplate the
Democratic process or electing q speak
er, pretty much rs An afflicted widow
might regard the funeral nf her hus
band.
The Providence Press arises to observe
that Democratic laundering alone will
defeat that party next year. But that is
margin enough to insure a Republican
victory.
An EmpO-Ia man who always makes
il rule to close his house at 10 O'Clock
at night Is said by the young men who
pay attention 10 his daughters 10 keep
mean time.
The mOther-i n-law of an Atchison
man has very mysteriously disappeared
and lac has ordered three turkeys and q
busheI of cranberries for Thanks
giving dinner.
A man who has Investigated the sub
ject with the aid of 4 powerful micro
scope, thinks that Springer's boom for
the speakership is showing symptoms Of
an early collapse.
In Boston street car five men rose 70
accommodate 3 beautiful young lady
when she entered. She sat down IN
three of the seats and placed a pug dog
in the other two.
A st. Joe man has been sentenced to
six months imprisonment for killing
his wife. We presume that men in that
town who murder their mOthers,in-laW
receive a chrome.
Mr.. Hendricks says he knows Demo,
crat who can carry New York. Give
the country his name, MIR. Hendricks
Not necessarily for publication, hut as
guarantee of good faith.
General Grant was right when he said
that the Democrats could be depended
upon 10 do some fool thing to ruin
themselves. Their shot-guns did the
business for them in Virginia.
The report that the Blenders have
turned up in Texas is likely to meet with
some credence. II is believed by greaI
many persons that very wicked people
so To that state when they die.
Minnie Hauk is to sing at Topeka or
Friday night. Entertainments OF this
class are always valued at the state CAPT
tai in view of the opportunity which
they afford the ladies for wearing theil
best clothes.
Atchison Globe: A Young Man raised
by Pious Parents was Strict Teetotaler
Being hard up, he was urged by q f1end
TO become a Temperance Lecturer
"Alas, cannot" he replied. II have
never heen n Drunkard."
Writ Walton emphstically denies thai
he is going to beg the issue OF leap yeaI
by leaving the country. II is under
stood among has friends that he will re-
linquish his store teeth, shave of his
mustache and stand his ground.
A very readable letter from Col. II. Z
Rizer, formerly of the Eureka Herald
containing a description of the Zuni In
dians, appeared in the Commonwealth
of Sunday. The Colonel is still IN Ar
IONA, being engaged in the government
geological survey.
Ohio comes to the front with youth
produce any sound ever heard by human
ears. We should not expect 10 finC
any one outside of that state who could
convey the vocal impression Of woman
walking across the floor in her bare feet
Johnnie Gilmore has purchased tn,
| NeOdeshs Free Press, and has changes
its name 10 The Regulator. II any othe
editor in Kansas had shouldered tWt
papers in different localities, we SHOULD
have probably risen to observe that h.
had hung out more than he could wash
The Commonwealth comp lains tina
the price of living at Topeka is one
fourth greater than il is in any Othe
city in Kansas, Quite likely. The peO
pie At the state capital put on full.
twenty-five per cent more dog thar
we have observed IN any other town il
the state.
Chicago News: From all the talk VI
hear about the physical condition Of Til
den, Cleveland, Hendricks, Hancock
Seymour, English, and other ambition
statesmen, We feel warranted in predict
ing that the next national Democratic
convention Will partAke largely of tn
nature of q fat. stock show.
Charley Gleed has grappled with So
Miller of the Troy Chief IN an "opel