Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-10-20
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The salesman's mission-Coun.s.5- A bang-up affair The explosion sfs powder wOrss. Quebec has an editor named Ko,,- He gets sadly "set up" some times. The maiden os The perios
 May youth and beauty lac,
 Yet sns'd forget these charms yar. .-.-
 To catch a sealskIu saclus.
 New York Jas-l Some Een are born great. -,-s achieve greatness, and some own f.st trOtters.
 The man who hasn't been blown r, in a boiler explosion begins tl feel .r,s- some nowadays.
 A sailor Is called au oid saIt bresr.s the minute he gets on shore he k rr s pickle. .-Pbila. Bulletin.
 here was a young uaa named L.Is
 Who played tu' tr--s horn .I t1. al. ite blew =Icl u--s-. That a- h- went fasr lie blew lti tl- igul- u.. 60 -f...
 A scientist says that iu .a- m5ara hickory nut falling from a blueh v51J crash through a man like a miuu.a HsU That settles it. We shall tcy-r eJ a the moon to gather hickory Lu.s.-N.r. ristowu Herald.
 John l.. Sullivan object7 Co the term. ''sluEger,' as applied Co lim. and the newspapers of the etiete Eas- are pub fishing retrachous and apologies.
 She dresses now m brand new c.,t..-. Besisned Co clIs-vatH tas cH-.--s
 Then down tIe avenue zu, -utla-
 When suddenly she -tuup- u-r ror.a-. Falls down and hurts her iIef-y uur.a-. On what a chapter sad of Wu.ha-.
 -Od City pe--c1 "SO your husband is critics Now tell me. does he always write just what. he thinks about a play:" "Oh. dear mol It wouldn't do. His paper goes into the best families, and IrufauIty IS out of the question. Boston Trans cript.
 She was sweetly-incxperienced young hOusekeeper, as one may gather from her remark when some one suggested that she should purchase spring nat tresses. 'Yes, she replied, "if they are in season we'd better have some"- Busy Bee.
 Shady spot. Doctor coaa-
 Little boy, Rather .rlH
 Waterme-Du- Doses boy vfl
 Smile uf IuJ- Nasty stuff.
 Summer night. Night has flown.
 Alter i7onc, oLc'- OCT
 Boy Is duublet Where's t.- melon
 Cp s1ti4 cullc. Boy wants more.
 The Judge T cannot understand what offended Mr. Duday last night at the party. sad the high school girl. "He and hIs com pany took theIr departure lu high iul- geOn very early, however" "Nhy. l thought they left in the same carriage they came replied Amy.-OI C.y Derrick
 When Adam from his sIea1 awoSe.
 X radiant CreI taIe met LI- eye-.
 Whose beauty Ou hIs vision broke
 As breaks tle morn meath trupI- -SIas With wonder Adam stood trauslzal
 AnOther day had just begun
 She crossed llS vision just retwlLr
 The dawn and rlsful Uf tLe sum-
 IS morn. sand le. I'm human gui-c.
 Fair lloru my Homage pray recpiye. The vision b.U-leyi. c.t-t down her oys-
 And sad, 'l um not Morn. but Ev-.
 -Bostou IrIy.ar. The cars of one Baltimore street h1e have this astonishing placard; "Dnyers must not Oyercrovd their cars. When a car IS comfortably filed they u.I politely refer persons to tle next c-r One end Cf the millennium seems 60 laF. struck Baltimore. Every gust
 Of wIud that blows Clouds of dCst
 Around our nose
 And the D tais 0i the rose On the grIssea ln the close shows
 How sereucly
 In her queeuiy
 Robes gay Autumn goes In for horse trOts. agricultural faIrs. same 1t
 lacrosse and chimney, su tas iaauEurl-lur
 m the rural districts of rhiri-ralr lIu-rr-l
 shows
 "Gentlemen,' ,' remarked long wiuiet chairman after an address of something less than an hour, gentlemen, We Uaut unison Tn the party, cohesion, as lt vers- we want harmony "S1 do We, shouted a disgusted listener, interruptius the speaker; give us harmony. Let the band play, and you sit down. u."-Cou1er Journal
 On a steamer lately arrived ir.u abroad during the prevailing high seas, n traveller exclaimed Co his very styh-H but just then pale and distressed look ing daughter: What, Grace, you sea- sickT Looking around at tbe rest oi -he company hUggirg Che rails, she iai- tered out: "I-y-you don't s-s suppose, papa, I'd be out of f-f-fashou, l1 yOu.