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LIST OF VESSELS UP, CLEARED AND
SAILED FOR THIS PORT.

STEAMSHIPS.
Mo (Br). BambrOugh, SebastopOl, sid Jan -
SolanO (Br), Thompson, Plymouth. sid Feb Is.
WOOdhOm OBJ, Newport, sid Feb Is.
SHIPS.
Cyclone, Merryman, Liverpool, sid Feb "a.
Success, HichbOrn, Havre, sid Mich 2.
Frey CNOr), HalvOrsen, Hull, sid Jan 3.
TeWkesbuTy L Sweat, Grilling, Bowling, sid
Jan y.
Nord Amerika (Nor), Terjensen, London, sid
Jan p, and Yarmouth Feb IS.
Caleb (NOr), JObsOn. GOttenburg, sid Jan a, at
Arendal Feb 81.
COncOrdia (Nor), Nielsen, LpOol, sid Feb 10.
Nellie I Guest (Br), Messenger, Barcelona, sid
Feb 3.
Liberte (Nor), samuelsen, LpooI sid Feb %
spoken March y.
Peabody Nor, Omundsen, St Nazaire, sid
Jacobad (Nor), Olsen. --, sid Feb -.
Betty GUIDE (Nor,, Olsen. LpoOl, sid Feb 10.
Berg (NOr). Nielsen, L'pool, sid Feb 10.
lima (NOr), Albrethsen. Liverpool, sid Feb n.
Saga (Nor). Svendsen. Liverpool, sid Feb %.
Seeunda Emile (Nor}, Taraldsen, Marseilles,
sid Jan Is.
Statsminster Stang (NOrj, Sorensen, Liverpool,
sid Feb %.
Vasa (Nor), Tallaksen, Rouen, sid Jan 20.
Gustav AdOlph Nor, Nielsen, Rio JaneirO,
Pomona (Nor), Omundsen, Havre, sid Feb Il.
Bay of Fundy (Br), Porter, L'pOOl, sid Feb l6.
Patent MOgensen (NOr), Brodersen, Liver
pool, sid Mch /.
Josva (Nor), LOrentzen, Liverpool, sid Feb %.
Geo b Doane (Br). HILBERT, L'pool, sid Feb n.
Ellsef (Nor), Hauge, Bristol, sid Feb %.
Tillid (NOr), johnson. Bristol sid Feb %.
Mary Ann (NOr), Nalrius, BuenOs Ayres, cid
Jan 10.
Carl Won Dobeler, johnson, Grimsby, sid Feb
Is.
AlbatrOss Nor, Olsen, Marseilles, sid Feb Is.
NiatOr Nor, Gundersen, Bona, sid Feb l.
Eliza (NOr). KjOdsen, Skudemor, sid Jan 20,
from Egerseund Mich /.
Meteor (NOr), Jensen, Barcelona, sid Feb 8.
Gina (NOr), Andersen, Gutenberg, sid Feb 8.
Grant Nor, Christensen, Malpas, sid Mch 8.
Norma Nor, Mathiasen. Liverpool, sid Mch6
TikOma OBJ. Andrews, Liverpool, sid Mch 6.
Erstatingen (NOr), Lydersen, GOOle, sid Mch l.
Der NOrd, -, st NaZaire, sid Feb 90
Eros (NOr), Jacobsen, Antwerp, sid Mich 20.
SCHOONERS.
Jos SOuther. Watts Boston. up Feb a.
NJ X Rawley, Smalley, Providence, up Feb II.
Alice Archer Fletcher, Wiscasset, sid Mich 3.
Abbott w Lewis, Peak, Woods Hole sid Mich II.
Henry Parker, Collins. New York, up Mich 3.
NapOr, Higbee, New York, up Mch Il.
\ Denil1e, BOhannen, Baltimore, up Mich y.
Lille + Schmidt, Marts, New York, up Mch 10.
4 McGear, --, New York, up Mch IL.
Menawa, --, New York, up Mch %.
Mary A killen, -, New York, up Mch Ii.
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,SONVILLE EXPRESS

Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars on this train
dally from w Washington to Jacksonville Sa-
Vannah 10 JacksonVllle, between Cincinnati
and Jacksonville via Jesup, and Chicago and
Jacksonville via Albany.
Passengers leaving Macon at 500 d m con.
meet at Jesup with this train for Florida daily.
Passengers from Florida by this train con-
meet at Jesup with train arriving at Macon at
200 m daily, making connection for points
West and Northwest.
Passengers for Brunswick take this tram
arriving at Brunswick at 5:35 a M daiIv
Leave brunswick $3.50 m. Arrive Sava1
nah 4:30 m.
Passengers from Savannah for Gainesv;uo
Cedar Keys and Florida Transit Road fevcar
Fernandina) take this tram NOP
Passengers for the Florida Southern RAIL
at Palatka. i0O'iVn
Mail steamers leave cambridge for Ana.
lachIcola and Columbus every "Wednesday
and Tor Columbus every Saturday.
Connection at Savannah daily with Charles
W SDn anu 9aVannah Railway for all point
Connection at Savannah daily with Contra
Railroad for points West and Northwest
Close connection at Jacksonville daily lsun.
days exeepted) for Green Cove Springs. St.
augustine, Palatka, Enterprise, Sanford and
all landings on st. Johns River.
Trains ON b. and a. K. X. leave junction
going west, at II 20 p. m, and for BrunswieIs
at 3:43 p. m, daily, except Sunday.
Undergraduates sold and sleeping car berth
accommodations secured at Bren's Ticket
Office, No. q Bull street, and at the Comna
ny's Depot, foot of Liberty street TicEafs
also on sale at Leve IL Alden's Tourist Oaices
A new restaurant and lunch counter has
been opened in the station at Waycross and
abundant tlme VIII be allowed for meals By ali
j. S. TYSON. las T. TAyTOp
Mast 81 4Tansp,n. Gen'l Pass. Agent
X. q. FLEMING, Superintendent
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ANTlDOTE

for all humOrs and diseases arising from i'm
pure blood, inherited hnmOrs, and contagious
diseases. 1t absolutely kills and expels Though
the bowels, kidneys and pores of the skin the
disease germs which float in the blood urine
and perspiration, and thus speedily and per
manently cures when all other sO-called blood
purifiers only prolong the disease and fail in
the end.
CUTICURA, d medicinal jelly, clears off all
flesh and skin, instantly allays tchings and
Invitations, softens, soothes and heals ulcers
and old sores.
CUTICURA SOAP, prepared from Cuticura
is indispensable in treating Skin Diseases
For Rough, Chapped and Greasy Skin. Black
heads, Pimpes, and minor Skin Blemishes,
and Infantile and Birth HumOrs it is an ex-
quisite Skin Beautifier, and Toilet, Bath and
Nursery Sanatiye.
What cures of Blood and Skin Diseases and
Scalp Affections, with Loss Of Hair, can coma
pare with those of the Hon. William Taylor,
Pemberton So. Boston, State Senator of
Massachusetts (Scr0fula); Charles Houghton,
Esq, % State street, Boston (Eczema); Will
Mcdonald, 2542 Dearborn street, Chicago salt
Rheum); r. IL. Drake, Esq, Detroit, Mich.
Eczema Rodent; Ii. E. Carpenter, Esq. =
Henderson, n Y. (PsOriasis) ;and many others,
details of which may be found in future edi-
tiOns of this paper?
CUTICURA REMEDIES are the only cura-
tives for diseases of the Skin. Scalp and Blood
Price: Cuticura ResOlvent. 81 per bottle.
Cuticura, soc. per box; large boxes, 81. Cuti-
cura Medicinal Toilet Soap, 25c.; Cuticura
Medicinal Shaving Soap, l5c. Sold every
where.
Potter Drug and Chemical Co., Boston.
NgETHCURAS SOAP. Sales during 1881
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SAILED YESTERDAY.
Steamship VIM Crane, Baltimore.
MEMORANDA

Tybee, March p, Z: 100 pm-Passed up, steam
ship Johns Hopkins, bark Richard Ger.
Arrived for orders, bark johanna Nor.
An unknown schr came down and anchored
At anchor, outward bound, ships Savannah
Ger, Edgar tBr).
Wind 5, 10 miles; clear.
New York, March 27-Arrived. Manhattan
GuyandOtte, Wyoming, Carondelet, City of
Atlanta. City of Augusta, Helvetia, desmond,
Stella, Westphalia.
Arrived out, State of Nebraska, Denmark,
Asturiano, Malabar, Violet, Aurorita, Prince
Leopold. Wimmera.
HOmeward, Daphne.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

Local Sleeping Cars on all night trains be-
tween Savannah and Augusta, Savannah and
Macon, Savannah and Atlanta, and Macon
and Albany.
Pullman Hotel Sleeping Cars between Chs
cage and Jacksonville, Fla, via Cincinnati.
without change.
Connections.
The Mllledgeville and Eatonton train rims
daily Except Monday between Gordon and
Eatonton, and daily Except Sunday between
EatOntOn and Gordon
Eufaula train connects at Cuthbert for For
Gaines daily Except Sunday.
The accommodation train between Macon
and Perry runs daily Except Sunday.
The Albany and Blakely train runs daily
except Sunday between Albany and Blakely
The Albany Accommodation train runs daily
Except Monday from Smithville to ALBANY.
and daily Except Sunday from Albany to
Smithville. "
At Savannah with Savannah, Florida and
western Railway; at Augusta with all lines
10 North and East; at Atlanta with Air-Idne
and Kennesaw Routes to all points North
East and West.
Berths in Sleeping Cars can be secured at
SUPPLEMENTS, l27 Congress street.
u: A. WHITEHEAD, WILLIAM ROGERS,
zen fass. Agt. Gen. Supt., Savannah.
j. C.. SHAW, VIZ. SHELLMAN
Gen. TRAY. Agt. Supt. S. w. II. r., Macon, Ga.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

Int ldIgcot THlnOCeTOS III DdTuunl
menagerie died in New York on Thursday.
1t had not even been whispered that he
was not well, so that his taking off was
the more startling. He arose at the usual
hour and ate a hearty breakfast, quench-
ing his thirst with eight tanks of well
water. Then he lay down for a nap, and
was shortly afterward snoring healthily.
But when his lunch time came, and sew
eral wagOn-loads of potatoes and other
light food were backed up to his cage, the
side of Which was taken out to admit the
lunch, his keeper noticed an unusual pale
ness of the face and GOODNESS of the eX-
tremities. Dropping the potatoes, the
man exclaimed, "He is deadp' The
keeper was right. He was as dead as
Julius Cesar. 1t was obvious to all pres
ent that an inquest should be held, and as
there was plenty of room it was thought
advisable to have all the CorOners in New
York and Kings counties sit on the deceas-
ed. DrOpsy was the cause of death. The
body was removed by twelve men, eight
horses and a circus wagon.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

between savannah and WaycrOsS this train
stops only at Fleming, JOhnstOn's, Jesup and
Blackshear. Between WaycrOss and jack
sonvile stops only at Folkston and Callahan.
Between Waycross and Albany stops only at
telegraph stations and on signal at regular
stations.
Savannah and Jacksonville
Pullman sleeping Cars between TLcvuasville
and Montgomery daily.
This train connects at New Branford yyitI1
steamer Caddo Belle, leaving for Cedar Kew
and Suwannee viewpoints every Tuesday and
FRIDAY mornings
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Don't be Alarmed

At Bright's Disease, Diabetes or. any dis
ease of the kidneys, liver or urinary or
gans, as Hop Bitters will certainly and
lastingly cure you, and it is the only thing
that will.
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w EDNESDA1. March y, Is
ARRIVED YESTERnAY

Steamship Johns Hopkins, March, Jr. Balti-
mOre-Jas B West & Co.
ballast.
Steamer City of Bridgeton, Fitzgerald, Fer
WOOdbridge Il Hartman.
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Sow York Fruit and vegetabIe Market.

NEW YORK, March 27.-Florida oranges are
selling at from 81 seal so per box; strawber-
ries lOG5Oc. per quart; string beans - 5Otg
Z 80 per crate: green peas s. OJ(d4 50 per crate;
Tomatoes 81 5Oid4 90 per crate; beets 81 50tG
n per crate: caulihOwer soc. per dozen {;
cabbage - SOFAS 50 per barrel.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

Steamer City of Bridgeton, Fitzgerald, Fer
Observation-Disclosures Hartman.
Steamer Katie, Fleetwood, Augusta and way
landings-JnO LawtOn.
Steamer Mary Fisher. Gibson. COhen's Bluff
Master.
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Evening Report.
FSAScIAL.

EsAEIs, March q. D. m.-Rentes. SOf S71Sc.
NEW ORLEANS. March 27-Exchange.ba bankers
Tllag, g se16s New York sight, 81 per $1,000.
CIV YORK. March 27.-Excnange. 81 50.
la5i' = .,nment bonds Irregular; five per cents,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

Per steamship VIM Crane, for Baltimore
Sidney Carter, DR. NJ Rains, Talbot FOard
d c Howell and wife, Rev Edward Gendreau
Mrs Taylor and daughter.
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and Thomasville daily.
Pullman Drawing Room Cars from Sayan-
nah TO Jacksonville daily.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars from Jack
sonYlle TO W ashlngtOn, and from Jacksonville
to Savannah daily on this train
Connection at Albany double dauv with
passenger trains both ways on Southwestern
Railroad to and from Macon, Eufaula, Mont-
gOmery. Mobile. New Orleans. etc
A L II Ia. IN
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DEPARTED YESTERDAY

Steamship VIM Crane, Taylor, Baltimore
JAS b West & Co.
Schr standard, Bennett. Darien, in ballast
Jos a Roberts x Co..
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

George Caruthers was arrested lmme-
diately after his marriage in Fresno, ca l.,
last Monday. on a charge of bigamy. The
warrant was sworn to by the sister OF the
bride.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28
EXPORTS.
PASSENGERS.

Per steamship VIM Crane, for Baltimore
999 bales cotton, 400 bbls naval stores, 80 bbls
cotton seed oil, 40 boxes vegetables, 4O2 pkgs
mdsc.
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CLEARED YESTERDAY.

ARRIVED AT TIBEE YESTERDAY.
Bark Johanne (Nor). Muller, Alicante
Hoist 4 Co.
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Aailroana.
Central & Southwestern B. Rs.


SAVANNAH. GA, March II. 1874.
ON and after SUNDAY, March Is. Isss. pas
" senger trains on the Central aud South
western Railroads and branches win run as
follows. - %
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Gutirmra ArntrOirr
HEREDITARY BLOOD
Pc | S O N

The Hereditary Blood ROBSON of ScrOfula de-
velops in the delicate tissues of the brain men
tai weaknesses and infirmities, idiocy and in
sanity. 1t enlarges the glands Of the throat.
lmpairs the sense of smell and taste or breaks
into consuming ulcers on the neck 1t de-
strOys the lungs.or fills them with tuberculOus
secretiOns. 1t eats away the coating of the
stomach, enlarges the liver, clogs the kidneys.
creates constipation, and induces piles. The
muscles it contracts and renders powerless
with rheumatism. while the secretions of the
joints contaminated by it cause the painful
govt. 1t loads the perspirati0n with its viru-
lent poison. setting on fire in its passage the
little tubes or pores of the skin, causing the
torturing designation salt rheum, psoriasis,
and other itching and scaly diseases which
embitter life. 1t gathers at morbid centres
into tumors, Assesses, and life sapping ulcers
1t slowly undermines the constitution and is
the cause of nearly all chronic Diseases
CUTICURA RESOLN ENT, the new Blood
Purifier is an infallible
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

MINIATURE ALMANAC-THIs DAY:
SUN RISES 5.54
Sun SETS ar
HIGH WATER at Fl Pulaski. 10: 20 AN. 1O44PM
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

Catarrh of the Bladder
Singing irritation, Inflammation, all
Kidney and Urinary Complaints, cured
by ''Buchupaiba." 81.
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Commercial.
SAVANNAH MARKET.

OFFICE OF THE MORNING NEWS.
SAVANNAH. March p, 1883. 4P.M.l
CoTTON.-The market opened easier, with
prices unchanged. At p. m. it was easy.
and finally closed easy, with a fair demand
and sales of 797 bales. We give the Official
quotations Of the Savannah Cotton Exchange:
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Savannah, Florida & Western Ry.

SUPERINTENDENT's OFFICE,
SAVANNAH, January IL, 1882
nN AND AFTER THURSDAY, January Is.
~ 1888, Passenger Trains on this road will
run as follows:
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2flFOiriltaI,
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
A CURE GUARANTEED.

DR. E. C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
~ TREATMENT: A specific for Hysteria,
torrhGa, Impotcncy, Involuntary Emissions,
Premature Old Age, caused by over-eXertion,
self abuse or Over-indulgence, which leads to
misery, decay and death. One box VIII cure
recent cases. Each box contains one months
treatment. 81 a box, or six boxes for $5@sent
by mail prepaid on receipto of price. We guar
antee boxes to cure any case. With each or
der received by us for boxes, accompanied
with IS, we will send the purchaser our writ
ten guarantee to return the money if the treat
ment does not effect Il cure. Guarantees issued
by OSCEOLA BUTLER, Druggist, Savannah,
Ga. Orders by mail promptly attended to-
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four per cents, 100, three per cents, 1Os5k.
money gg5 per cent. State bonds featureless.
SUD treasury balances Coin, sl26,5l3,OOO;
currency. S6,9Il. 600.
Speculation on the Exchange was very dull
anu generally weak. The market opened 80
= per cent. lower than at yesterdays close.
FROM the opening till near noon the market
was uull and weak, and decline OF rs per
cent. was recorded in Central Pacific and "a
II in the rest of the list, Union Pacific, Mchi-
gan Central, st. Paul, and Denver and Rio
Grande being prominent therein. Shortly
after noon a rally Of L9g% per cent. took
place, but during the next two hours the mar
ket was very dull and generally heavy, the
result being a decline Of 1sd1s per cent, led
by Michigan Central. Mutual Union, how
ever, sold up per cent. In the final dealings
there was a fractional Improvement and the
market closed duh but firm. Compared with
yesterdays close, the list shows decline of
19GI$S per cent, in which Central Pacific
Canada Southern, Michigan Central. and
Union Pacific were most prominent Transac-
lions aggregated $4,000 shares at the follow
ing quotations:
Ala. class A,2tO5. SIS Adams Express. .I26
Ala. class a, smal'elH Am'can Express IS
Ala. class b, o .llO2A Ch'peake Ohio. q
Ala cl5tss LIS 81 Chicago & Alton 1874
Den NRlOOfanue 401s- Chic, St.L.& o. 79s
Chlc.& rthW'n 1929 Consolidated Coal %
r. preferred l46 Del, Lack. & w .1235s
- i ~ $500 SOS Fort Wayne l34
ri 1;il Iehhe e hd- "a Hannibal st. 10 80
1uihols central -l4A14 Harlem. --..--.-- 1913
Lake shore -. 1897 Houston & Texas. ~
'--A~ - -NIoh-- Dos Mduudttdn EieN. Al
Memphis Il Char. BIZ METROPOLITAN Ell. so
Nash. X Chatt'a $50 Michigan Central 92lz
Ny. Central --- l2jZ Mobile & Ohio ~
Plttsburg .--.-.. .l3915 n. J. Central .... 7155
Rlchm, d&APgh'y II Norf. Il w. pref. 4O15
Richm'd & DanV 81 New York FL IOi
Rock Island 900 .l2356 OhiO& Mississippi 81
So. Caro-. BROWN Z" - pref 9St
consOls --... 1929 Pacific Mall. 40
w POintTerminal 2l% Quicksilver s
Wab.. St.L. Il Pac 2ssz - preferred . ~
w, SLAP. pref 4SZ Reading -..-.. $40
Western Union. o.. 81 St.LOufs Il san T. %
Georgia 6s . lO2t F." pref. As
IS, mOrtgage*lO6L =" list pref 9lIS
" IS, gold ..+ll4% St. Paul . $751;
Louisiana cOnsOls 65 - preferred JIG
y. Carolina, Old. 80 Texas Pacific. -. 393l
new. ..--.--. 10 Union Pacific - 50
funding 900. 10 U. S. Express 80
special tax. 5 Well 4 Fargo 100
Tennessee Us, old. 401& Nor. Pacific,c com. SOL
- new .-------- AT pref. S6l4
Virginia IS .*36Iz New Orleans Pa
va consolidated %4Ol5 cifc, Ist mort -
Va, deferred .. ll15
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Railroana.
Charleston & Savannah RV. Co.

SAVANNAH, GA, January Is, 1883.
COMMENCING MONDAY, January 18th,
~ at 80 a m, and until further notice, trains
will arrive and depart as follows:
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Glrrtrfr RrItn.

DIR. CHEEvER's ELECTRIC BELT, or Re
generator, is made expressly for the cure of
arrangements of the provocative organs.
Whenever any debility of the generative or
gans occurs, from whatever cause, the con-
tinuous stream of ELECTRICITY permeatng
through the parts must must restore them to
healthy action. There is no mistake about
this instrument. Years of use have tested it.,
and thousands of cures are testified to. Weak
ness from IndiscretiOn, Incapacity, Lack of
VigOr, Sterility-in fact, any troubles of these
organs is cured. Do not cOnfound this with
electric belts advertised to cure all ills from
head to toe. This is for the ONE specified
purpose. For circulars, giving full infOrma-
ton, address CHEENER ELECTRIC BELT
CO., lob Washington street, Chicago.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

NAVAL STORES. - The market for resins
opened steady and closed dull, with sales Of
300 barrels; we quote: A. b, c, ID, + 81 30. +
81 -, 81 so. IL 81 IS, 81 95. X - Is, NJ 50 IS,
s. So. and window glass s. 30. Spirits tur-
pcptine opened steady and closed firm, with
sales Of rs barrels; we quote: Regulars, 45c.;
oils and WHISTLES. lie.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-03-28

AhTHCURA SOAP. Sales during 1881
w I and 1882, 100000 cakes.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-04-26
Fishing For Money.

The girl Of the period fishes for the
man with lots Of tin" in tie band or
ID prospect, ii be hasn't enough OF
common sense to properly Bet yel.
low hon but all shrewd people Who
know what good health is and desir q
to retain it use Swsyne' s Pills, because
they contain DO mercury or any other
delsterious sub,tsnoes, acting upo1
the sv,tsm hike magio. Liver Com
plant. Bilious Disorders. Dropsy, Ep
ilepsy, Female Derangsnenta, etc.
etc.. are soon overpowsred by thei'
nee and the wise ones viii tsls ed
vsntage ef ca.s hint.
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ssBe sure YOur Sin Wilt Find
You Out

About 8 o'clock last night two gen
tlemen, accompanied by two we'll
dressed ladies, took seats at a table
in an up town restaurant. After look.
ing over the bill Of fare and giving
their orders the party began talking
gayly, although in low tone. and
were evijently enjoying themselves
very much. One gentleman, he wev-
er. was extremely nervous, and kent
constantly watching tbs door. The
dinner was just served as richly at
tired lady made her appearance in
the restaurant. Hastily glancins
around she saw the social four. and
swiftly crossing the room confronted
the nervous man. He was sPeechles~
with alright, and she opened the Mt.
tack $50 you're here, are you? Is
this the lodge, and is this woman
(pointing to the nervous mans COM
panion) one OF the destitute widows
or poor ia,herless orphan, under
your especial care?' The gentleman
turned red and white by turns ant
stammerei: "W.w why, my irieuds
and were just having q little supp err
and" "a little supper. indeed re-
torted the lady. do yen call tbata
little support Come along now
But my friends, protested the ner-
vous man. 81 don't care for your
friends. | want You to come home
with me-and you are coming, res.
olutelv raid the Little woman, The
nervous man got up, muttered an
apology, and, taking his coat on h's
arm, slunk o,rt Of the door. His com.
panion turned half around, smiled
sweetly and said to the refreshing
and unbessed benedict Better luck
next time, Charley. Ta ia"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-04-26

A blind man who has been an in,
nate Of the poorhouse, in Wethers.
6-ld, Conn, for over fifty years, car
repeat every sermon that be hears al
most word 70. word.
People who are no. rich. but liv'
as if they were rich, are the least like
" ever to become rich. Aod 'soc:eSv
.s,.n OF eack people.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-04-26

Bishop 81 inpson made u good roin,
at the laying OF the cornerstone O, 4
new church recently, when he said
"Ons answer to those who assert that
Christianity is dying out ie slmrlv
tbls--we bnild more CHURCHES 1hs
line Of argument cannot hold agalpss
the line Of action. lnhdsnty builds
no churches. fonnds no asvnms, en- :.
dows no universitiss. Unbe'ief pro.
vidss no refuge for the in6rm and
poor. nor furnishes help nor colfort
! TO taoss who wssp."
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-04-26

A woman in Akrod. O., bothered
the central telephone Office for an
hour and a half trying to get her hns-
bands ear to tell him an j portsnt
piece of news. When she was pnt IN
communication with him all she had
to say was: ".Dabys got tooth
through"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-04-26

Don't squander any time over the
pre- historic man, but rather put rn
your lpA,e hours wondering II the
new family on the corner are the SORT
Of peep TO lend coffee and sugar aud
baking powder.