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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

JoNEs-"Can you give me change for a dol
lara" Henderson tthe simpieton - es' now
much do YOU wantr'-Boston Post
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

"YoU are always prying into other peoples
business" said the policeman to the burglar
who was endeavoring to open jewelry store
with Jimmy. -Boston Commercial Bulletin.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

The mania for adulteration is so great that
you can't buy a pound of sand and be sure
that it is not h Ii Philadelphia News.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10
The Doctors Endorsement.

LAWYERS are given credit for being sharp
because they generally file their answers.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell it. 25c-
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10
A Happy Lady.

TEE question which exoites the drivers OF
public, carriages is: docs hack or coupe
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10
Snakes as Life Destroyers.

Tom THUMB tried to knock down Chicago
hackman, and was mad because the man
didn't know it.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

TIE proper way to warm the house is to
keep the cellar coalcd.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

A MILLINERY house In Toronto has failed
for $50, 00J. How tn. concern came to have
two spring bonncts left on its hands is not
known
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

WHAT poem does barking your shin remind
you of, Craze l. e g, Of course.-Boston Copa-
nsercial Bulletin.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

Successfully treated by Worlds Dispcnsary
Medical Association. Address, with stamp
for pamphlet, Buffalo, n. Y.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

RHEUMATISM CURED. Send stamp for free pre-
scription. r. X. Helphenstine, Washington, D. Z.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

STRAIGHrEN old boots and shoes with Lyons
Patent Heel Stiffeners, and wear them again.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

WHEN a convicts watch runs down 1t does
not necessarily follow that his time has ex-
pirad
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

RUSSIA Salve is unrivaled for its speedy heal
ing qualities. Ask your druggist for 1t. rs cts.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters gives steadi-
ness to the nerves, in
duces a healthy, nat
uralfow Of bile. pre-
vents constipation
without unduly pur-
ging the bowels. gen
t.y stsm uhtes the
circulation, and by
promoting a vigorous
condition of I h G
physical system pro-
notes, also, that
cheerfulness which
Is the truest indbca.
ton OF a well bal
anced condition of
all the animal pow
prs.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10
Ruth and boaz,

new Sacred Cantata of a charming character, fair.
ly easy and Just the thing to give in yestry by such
chorus as can he easily formed. Scenery and
TUNES simple and not expensive. BY f. A. ANDREWS.
Price, 05 cents. or 80 per dozen.
The CHORAL CHOIR (st o0), for Choirs and
the PEERLESS as cts. }, both by DIR. W. o. PER.
kN for Singing Classes are the newest and best books
OF the kind.
OLIVER DTTsON e. CO., Boston.
c. H. DITSON d CO., SCI broadway, ny.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10

ffa1s's Honey OF Horehound and Tar
VIII rescue the baby from Group. rike
toothache drops cure In one minute.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10
sHEPA4D
CHURCH COLLECTION
Quartet and Chorus Choirs.

A fine collection Of Qqartets and Anthems Of a novel
and striking character by such composers Gounod.
stalner Rpbenstein Sullivan Rheinberger Franz and
sicians. Compiled and arranged BY w. NJ. RICHARD
SON and ]. E. BURGESS. The solo singers are well re-
membered. Price, n rs.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-02-10
Dobson's Universal
BANJO INSTRUCTOR

The Banjo is getting to be quite fashionable nstru
ment and deservedly in IT'S present improved FORM
Messrs. H. e. and G. DoBsoN have provided in this
instructor all that 10 needed including 81 bright Reels
yigs, Hornpipes, Walk-rounds Waltzes, Polkas and
Schottisches and % popular songs Price, NJ. 90.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

THE new settlements being opened up in the ighborhood of Phoenix arc giving new life to the town, and is stimulating every branch of busi- ness. It is much to be regretted that we have not railroad communica- tion with Phoenix. Most of our hay witch now comes from California should be produced in our own Ter ritory. Fruits and vegetables, which largely are supplied from the same source, should be furnished from our own ranches. We must keep more money at home, if we would prosper, It is the continued drain of money 10 pay foreign debts, that ultimately impoverishes people.-Citizea.
 The above is the sentiment of the people outside Of our valley. They want facilities to trade with us The valley can hardly afford 10 immure itself from the outside world longer. We have bill passed by the Legis- laiure allow ing the county to vote S60,O00 aid to a railroad. If that amount were called for and voted to- day the increased value of property in lhe valley within the next month would pay the bill.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
Military.
HEADQ's DEPART,fExT OF ARIZONA,

HEADQ's DEPARTMENT OF ARIZONA, Whipple Blrracks, Mch. 9, 1883 Special Orders, No. 26: :. A Board of Officers to consist of Major Edward Collins, First Infan uy; Captain Albert D. King, Third Cavalry; Captain Charles G. Gordon, Sixth Cavalry; First Lieut.. George 5. Anderson, Sixth Cavalry and First Lieu. Louis Wilhelmi, Adju tant First Infantry. is appois ted to meet at Fort Grant, or Monday, the 2d proximo, or as soon thereafter as practicable, for the examination of Quartermaster Sergeant William Bowers, Fir Infantry, recommend cd for promotion to the posi!son of Second Lieutenant.
 The Board will be governed by paragraph 27, A. R.
 The Commanding Officer of Fort Huachuca will grant a furlough for two months, to Farrier James Cusseu, Troop F. Third Cavalry, to visit Los Angeles, Cal.
 Br order of Brigadicr General 
 J. P. MARTIN, - sslstant Adiutant General.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
MEXICAN TRADE .EITs1 THE
 UNITED STATES.

From the Mexican FTRdncier we cull the following figures showing the run of trade between the United States and Mexico for the past two years. They are of great interest to the people of the southwest as bcir g indicative of the trade that mus: at once spring up on completion of the railroads and under a favorable con- mercial treaty. The trade which these flgures indicate exists and has grown up 1nder the most unfavor- able circumstances being hampered by oppressive tariff and much red tape as well as being keenly opposed by European interests. The figures are approximate.
 Mexican exports to the United Stetna.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
&o *4e

q would ike to have an advertise. mem inserted
 This is slogan that would resur- rect dead inas behind newspaper counter, and tic clerk turned as if moved by an lectric current, and ejaculated
 'Ycs SIT; want the top of the col umn, suppose?"
 "No; I am rot particular" said the advertiser.
 "Want it inside next the leading editorial ?''
 Either page will answer. replied Inc other
 "4yant a cut of a deaths head and mnrrowboncs O. a sore leg to make il attractive, or postrait of the ;,d- vertiser with long hair and turn down ,hiit cnllar?"
 Clear type,.biack ink and white paper are good enough for me-" WIS the Iesponse.
 All right; want headline in typo an inch longer than Jenkins ad, in next column, Or will you have il ppt i'll upside down or your name in crooked le;ters like forked ligitning all over it?"
 "No; plain, straightforward ad- vertisemt in space of four inches will answer my purpose
 "Guo1 enough. Want about ten inches of notice free, don't you: Family hi-tory; how your grand mother blackei Washington's boots once; mention yourself as a member of circulating library, church, ii C company, cooperative store, bas. ball club, an O her important public po- sitions .'
 The customer said be did not care for any notice.
 "Of course" said tue clerk, "you want paper sent to each mem Der oi the firm; one for yourself and the privilege of taking huff dozen of the counter every week for the next year or two because you advertise:
 The gentleman expected to pay for his paper, and asked the price ot the advertisement
 The delighted clerk figured it up and then asked:
 If we send you the bill around in about year, you can tell the boy when to call again, can't you?"
 "No; l will pay you now" said the other, taking out roll of bills.
 The newspaper mans eyes bulged as he said:
 "Ah! you want to ask for 76 per cent. discount and 9 per cent. off for cash?"
 q am ready to pay Q fair price for value received. Tell me your tegu- lar rates and here is tie money"
 X bea'iic expression srread oyer the wan face of the clerk, and he murmured:
 Stranger, when did you come down, and when do you expect the Apostles along B9ston Co1.naer- cia1 Adrertiser
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
TerritorIai Ewsgs .

Mulberry trees are found growing
 wild in Queen Creek Canyon, Pima
 county.
 There is q move on foot to pardon
 out of the peaitcntiary the Glote
 murderer, Lee. A remonstrance will
 be sent in against it by Pinal county people,
 Hon. q. II. Oury is in Texas with his family and expected to arrive in Florncc shortly.
 The pack train Of E. s. Miner, of Big Bug, is engaged in carrying ore from the Dosoris mine To the Lynx Or ek smelter.
 The Hutchinson boys and Riley Casner have been held 10 answer for the killing of the negro Bush on the Verde.
 The Tucson Star talks thns point edly of the 'te req ding out busire $ ::
 No effort at stupidity has ever ex- celed that of the late Rowe, Bolan and Waidwell combination in at tempting Ito censure the leading Democratic representative of the late legislative assembly. No cause is asslgnen for this remarkable (?) pro- cedure save that the gentleman who fell under the bane of these great Democratic lights did not vote as in structed by the caucus. Mir. Lemon IS made the special target on account of his vote against the Freight and Fare bill which sought to repudiate the contract the people of Arizona voluntarily made through t"eir rep resentatives six years ago with the Southern Pacific Railroad corpora tion. R pudiation is undemocratic in every sense of the term. Even had the bill passed the Council, as amended it would have been a nuli> ity as it could not have been enforced, for while it imp osed certain restric- | tions on some corporations it ex> empted others from Its pro, fsion No such special legislation would for moment be countenauced by the courts. In voting against the bill Mir. Lemon saved the honor of he Territory, and prevented void law from being spread upon the statute books. If, in doing this, Mir. Lemon is to be ruled out of the ,arty, then the chances are the en- ire Democratic party will go out With him. The fact is the censure vas not tagged on the right parties 0 those who introduced and lobbied brougb the Railroad Consolidation ill are the ones the Democratic arty will condem and reiegate to rivate life in the future.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

OLn soldiers who have lost an arm or leg enS whc by late act of Con- gross are entitled to an additional pension, can have their claims aud ited directly through the pension office, tue middle business of the Washington pension sharks, or agents. as they call themselves, not being necessary, and the very heavy charges of that crowd entirely avoid- cd. So diers should send their ccr- tificates direct to the Commissioner of Pensions at Washington.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

TIE papers are >busy nOwdAys telling the story of ,,he love of Alex ander H. Stephens, which has been life long both on his part and that of the lady. Both have ever remaln- cd single. The lady still lives in Atlanta, highly esteemed by every gre, in the person of Miss Caroline Wilkinson. Bent with age she now awaits tie summons to follow her regal lover to the land of immortal youth and love.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

l. |. J-.aii-., aA.. L. -.- rnCradyN , son of Captain Thorndyke, have turr ed up all right, though they con finn the reported killing of Geo. Woodward and Wm. HohostAdi. They report Sonora utterly paralyzed l.y the Indian deprcdaiions
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
s,ilh

To all who are suffering from tn CT TOTS and indiscretions ofyouth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss f manh cd, etc , I will send 2 recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This grea remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. JOSEPH T. LYMAN Station D, New York city
 o20,1y,eodw
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

FROM to-d;y's reports from the southern border no doubt general
 Indian war is imminent all along the line. The Apachcs of sonora arc reported as moving and murder dering in all directions, some 900 of them now moving toward the Ari
 zona line pursued by the Mexican troops. The Mexicans are pushing them so vigorously that no doubt there will be general eruption Of them into Arizona and New Mexico. If our forces will only meet them as cur Mexican ncighbors are doing the thing will end there and then if they allow them to come in and ravage the country and finally settle down on the reservation there will ~ @--.--@4i4i.zor.- rIff f in z
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

AN embassy from Madagascar is in Washington. The name of ono of the ambassadors k Raconinahitrima- rino. The Russians must wake up or their breakers will be cast into the shade by these Madagas~y
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

TIE proprietor of the Tucson ster is about 10 commence the erection of new building 10 house thst very excellent journal. There ncver yet was a soldier that didn't fight better on his own soil, Bro. Hughes
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

THE Missouri Legislature has been In session for seveniy-fve days, and the pay of the members has been re- ,uced 10 one dollar per day. They very naturally want to go home"
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

MANY of 4he Mexican states levy such an e1orbitant tax on c'fTee growers that the industry is simply struggling fer existence in several of tl,ern
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

IT is an old dodge among guilty characters of all kinds to raise a great hue and cry over some imagin- ary wrong, the snprcc of which is pointed out by them as anywhere but in sileir vicinity, and all this for t,s purpose Of directing the atten-
 oi- osf the people ayayg from them>
 s and their ac.s. There is a
 Arronounced suspicion abroad
 the strady going portion of
 Aaocracy that few members of Ea4e party are playing the little game mentioned, and sly trick il is too; but they began on the wrong men wh they called atten- ton to Hons Murat Masterson, A D. Lemon, Graves, Wicks, etc. The more the people 10 ID the record of these gentlemen the clearer that record shows, and fhe people at once feel that there is ''nigger on the woodpilc." Take the work of those gentlemen in the Legislature away md what have our Democratic brethren got 10 show for their win tcr's law-making. How many and what are the characters of the bills either .oduccd, only, or introduced and put through the Legislature by tho Hons. Bolan, Rowe 6 Co. ? That crowd tried to put through a sailroad consolidation bill that would give back to the rail- roads all Of the best lands of | is Territory which was once held by them but which they have for feited It is said that one of the crowd carried in his pocket bill prepared by himself to practically disf:aueIlise the Mormons, but lack e1 the backbone to stand b. it. These arc the men though that the Epffqrh. Courier, and Ga@etts yell for and back up; the men who would ia. away the land from our settlers ;. make them pay largely in excess .> what the Government would de
 < for them the men who openly
 portion of our citizens into
 wort and secretly plot ca Better an open enc sn4 Ss foe. The gentle~ , nst them. !. the attack on than q seci are entirely u.:o have mac to carry I ion of their part. ve won vulnerable themselve- untv ;, successful warfare. VI T how many Democratic Co., A ,ni,,ees the sub-ccntral commi'
 has officially instructed as to
 r duties in the premises. It croo. .,a. be safe bet that there has
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

ABOUT 16O Conrressmen failed of reelection last fall and just 100 of ihem arc applicants for some sort of office.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

EUROPEAN Nihilis's havedec'aTcd hat the Czar of Russia shall no' live to accomplish he coronation in May next.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

GENERAL BEAUREGARDi is engaged largely in the cultivation of the Remic plant near Orizab,, Mexico.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
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ZyY WIFE, MARY E. COLLINS. hay IVA iug le1 my led and board w ithcu just provocation, all perSoIs a;e hcreb notified not to credit ter on my noc .unt as will not be responsible for any debs: contracted by her after this date.
 GEO. U. COLLINS Phoenix. <. T.. Dec. lS. 1882.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
stfTl iu the City.

SAN FRANCISCO, March 27-It now
 urns out tint Win. Horsc- Lin9ard did not leavet!,e city as claimed by his agent, Schwartz, but is still here He claims he has ret eipts from all his company of payment to the end of the engagement, and also says suit has been brought against him in Oakland by two Of the company. IL is not known why the agent started the report that Lingard had jumped the town.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

Postmaster General Hove died of pneumonia at Kenosha, Wisconsin, on the 26th.
 The expenses of the New York World are being rigidly contracted to put it on q paying basis, it hlving lost from three to five thousand dol lars per week sin, Jay Gould se- cured control of it
 The bodies of the nine miners lost in the catastrophe al Braidwood, H., have been dug out.
 Ex-President Diaz, of Mexico, is in Washington.
 A drunken man at Eldorado, Ks, was placed in the engine house, which is used for a jail. He fired the building and was roasted alive.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29


 q mean Shrove Tuesday. This is the day beiore Lent, and on which the Roman festival of the carnival was completed. Carnival is derived fir m the Latin words caynis (fesh) and uaze (farewelD, and signifies a good time before the period of fast ing from flesh which occurs in Lent. So that the Madri Gras festival he'd in New Orleans chiefly. in this ccuntry-is m, rely an imitation of the European carnival. This ob- servance, if it may be so called, used 10 continue in Europe from thc feast If Epiphany, January I, to Shrove Tuesday, hut is HOW limited by the municipal laws to the 10 days pre- 'edipc Ash Wednesday and culmin- ates on Shrave Tuesday, ending at midnight. It's origin dates from before Christian times, when the Lupcrcalian festival in honor of Pau and Ceres, which was held in February, and which was a repeti tion of still older Bacchanallar fes- liva's, gave way to 3 church festival, instituted in A. D. 496, held at the amc period a. the carnival now is. | ---- --
 A yeuug man of Maryland com- n.Itted suicide because ho was too poar to marry This is an isolated c SC The DO T young man eeneral> Y marri-s, md if hls wife doesn't commit suicide year or two after~ ward. II is not because she hasn't sufficient provocation.
 Family ancestry: A Brooklyn boy wrote composition oa the suljec of the Cuakers. whom he described as q sect who never quarreled, never g in'o fight, never claued each O her and never jaw cd back. Tn pro llction contained a postscript in these words: "Pa's q Quaker, but ma isn't.-Troy Times.
 A banker is net always musical, but he possesses considerable skill
 detecting false notes.
 The primer IS the prevailing fren- y in humorous literature. It in dicates tha: the writers have reached second childhood.
 The word husband is derived from the word house-band, and is uncom- fortab'c when the house-band is too tight
 Don't complain over misfortune. Ii you ask, why not, the question echoes the answer, whine not.
 The east bound passenger train on tue Little Rock & F. Smith rail road was bearded ny forty masked men two miles west of Mulberry sta- ton in Crawford county, 40 miles from Little Rock. They ordered the passengers to throw up their hands and began firing. The conductor was fatally wounded The robbers rushed far the engine, hut before reaching it engiaeer Rogers pulled out ard prevented a robbery. Les ter a brakeman. was shot. The rob bcrs jumped of after the train was in motion. A $5,oOO reward is offer cd for the arrest of the robbers.
 
 San Bernardino, Cal, enjoyed an earthquake on last Saturday morn ing.
 The San Diego Sun puts the honey crop this year in that region at about one half-the usual yield.
 Twenty two ostricLes valued at S3,O0O each arrived at Los Angeles on last Friday for the ostrich farm.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
Bonds

SAN FRANCISCO, March 27-At a m eting of the board of supervisors last evening, Q resolution was adopt ed providing for the issuance of bonds in the sum of S5G0,COO The bonds of the value Of $10o will be issued, hearing interest at five per cent. for five ycaro; their redemption to begin when the sum of sl0,oO0 shall have been c ,llected in the sink ing fund.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
Rough on Esnfs

Clears out rats, mice. reaches, flies nts, bed-bugs Hkunks, chipmun a ophers. 15c, cruggists.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
Brst-si, H:,i $.

SAN FRANCISCO, Mach 27-Inter- views with prominent shipping mon give information that the Oregon Railway and Navigation Company have entered into an agref ment with the Pacific Msil Steamship Compa : ny for transportation of passengers and freight from Hung Kong via Ssn Francisco 10 British Columbia and Portland, at reduced rates so as to retain control over the British steamers.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29

tAou.. Il 5 hs qsscnt i'ios s.ss:.'i.:7 rD not indlc4;e that he is very anxious to do so. Competent sporting mtn think Sullivan c.Gll knock him ont in five min ics.
 Geas ssoaai Sara.
 NEW YorK, March 24-A rumor ha, hecu current here for two or three days thai an organized attempt by socialists will be made next Mon day night 10 break up fancy ball t.. be given by Mrs. William H. Van derbilt, by throwing bombs through the windows. It is said the plot orig mated with Herr Most and his followers, and was intcndsd f"r re venge for the dischargr hy Wander bilt of large nun CT of brakemen and lahorers on the New York Cen tral. The reports are mt believed, but many persons, especially womcn, have expressed their inteu,ion not to be present at the ball.
 a R,yai Flush vs-Hrth s53,aeo
 PHILADELPHIA, March 23-A few nights ago, at a certain hotel neal the Union Lcaeue Club, John Tuck rr wen $53.OO0 from Thos. A Scott the milliauai ecn o; lie lasc Presi ileui of llte Pcnnsy ylvania Railroao Company,,on a single hand at poker Scott holding four queens ard Tuck -e4 aislil royal flush of diamonds
 Esuzfiers @isOt s-Es.. Ezili ed
 DENVER, Ma eli 23-At daybreab yesterday in Lake Valley, Maioi Fountains command surprised and captured two notorious rust'ers. Jack Watts and William Gillard Wher arriving at camp, while the soldier. were unsaddling, they made break for liberty. They had two hundred yards the start when Fountain order ed his men to fire and both ruSilers feli dead, riddled with bullets.
 Bushes. su~peudea.
 TUcsoN, March 26-A di>patch from Hermosillo, Sonora, says lhat business is pqfalyzed. The killin near tres included some Of the wealthies citiz-ns of tha state ot Sonora.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
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NEBRASKA bss just incorporated
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1883-03-29
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an end to the matter.