Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-08-13
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81 ATE SOME soFT-sHELL CRABS. This is what
Captain Hodgden said when speaking of an unpleas-
ant experience he had on board ship, Washing
ton. He added 1.-THE bad effects of which 1 soon
felt" Then he went on to say that he had severe
pain, followed by terrible attack of dysentery Those
vic ked crabs would have been the death of him but
for the fact that he always carried Pain Killer on
board his vessel. Ha Perry Davis's Pain Killer at
hand by day and by night for relief.
The poorest of all Misunderstanding good story
badly.
HAY FEvER-I was severely afflicted for eleven
years with Hay Fever after trying almost everything
without avail. gave up all hopes Of being cured
| when purchased a bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. To
my surprise. after few applications, entirely |
relieved. R. Watson Harris, Letter Carrier, N. j.
recommend to those suffering (as have) with |
Hay Fever, Elys Cream Balm. 1 have tried nearly all |
the remedies, and give this decided preference
them ALL 1t has given immediate relief. C. T. |
Stephens, Hardware merchant, Ithaca N Y, Price |
so cents
Where to look for the ups and downs of life-in the
| elevator.
No sensible prefers wealth to health. Some
few have both very many haven't either. Well, you
may have first choice. Which will you take
Health" Very well, what's your alment? "a little
of everything" What's the cause? BLOOD out of Or
der, kidneys weak, digestion bad hearts action rreg
ular. Yes ana every disease be traced to these
same sources just take few bottles of Browns
Iron Bitters it will remove the causes of disease and
restore you torobust health. Ask your druggist and
use Browns Iron Biters.
AS general thing artists smokers. One has to
learn to draw before he can paint
What is bred IN the bone, will out of the
flesh. But Rheumatism, piles malaria, constipation
and all other continents from arrangements of the
liver kidneys and bowels will "out of the flesh" with
out fail after the thorough of kidney-Wort the
cure for all such diseases.
Why are seven days like spell of sickness? Be.
cause they make week.
Every color of the Diamond Dyes is perfect. See
the samples of the colored cloth at the druggists Un
1 equaed for brilliancy.
q If the wages of sin is death old sinners
, know are long time drawing their salary.
No GREASE FOR HIM.-"Wheu Greece her knees
i Greece her knees-Greece her knees stammered an
embarrassed schooboy forgetting the line of his
= recitation There is no occasion to grease anybodys
knees" shouted his teacher. go and study your
L piece Neither is there to grease your hair
Parker's Ham Balsam is all the dressing you want.
Restores the original gloss and color gray faded
u hair. Does not soil the linen; not dye; good for
q the scalp; prevents falling out.
: Takes things easy-the man who isn't watched.
Popularity is defined be 1.-The state of being sua-
u ble to beloved by the people," This is exact
description OF the esteem i'll which DR.. Graves Heart
Regulator is held 1t is a peerless, pleasant, popular
IL and for heart disease, and
is seeplessness.
/ One of the best stops for hand organ is pewter
dime.
% Malaria from the undrared Ponne marshes, neal
q Rome, is tel ror to travellers Ayers Ague Cure is
, efectua protection from the disease, and cure
for those who have become its victims. 1t works jus
lie as effectually in all malaral districts this side
it the Try it.
-, More people die of excessive eat than excessive
heat.
HOPELESS EPILEPSY CURED.-"The doctors pro
TX nouneed my be of hopeless epilepsy say
- our correspondent, W, c. Browning. Attorney Law
Jmdsonla. Ark, land declared death to be my onl
IN relief. Samaritan NeIvne has cured me-" Get a
e druggists. Sl.5O.
A splendid game for summer nsumption-"Freez
~ out.
ne My horse very lame with Naricular Joint Di
he ease'' says w. E. Peterson, of Waltham, Mass. az
ls's SPAWN Cure has cured him." 1t never dsaI
- points.
or Tom Thumb is cut eff and will never be on han
nd again.
90 From Biddeford. Maine, Mr.. Wm Bracket writes
follows: "EIis's SPAWN Cure has cured my horse
Bone SPAWN. It's all you claim it to be- That
&c true.
The most useful thing in a long run-breath.
A total eclipse of all other medicines by DR.. R.
as Perce's Golden Medical Discovery" is approachin
all Unrivalled in bilious disorders impure blood
, SUMPTION which is scrofulous disease of the lungs.
The dunning letter is occasionally most pay-the
ne appeal.
lat GET THE oR1e1SAL.-Dr. Pierce's "I-ellets"-t
+t original Little Liver Pills. sugar-coated)- 81
-Ho and bilious headache. stomach, and bilious
tacks. By druggists.
ess An early spring-jumping out of bed at 40
nv MONROE. Mich, Sept. 25 1s75.-sirs-I have be
- taking Hop Bltters for Inflammation of kidneys a
CHI bladder 1t has done for me what four doctors fail
IAN to do. The effect of Hop Btters seemed like magic
me- W. l. Carter
Any recruit write about face by prepari
lall an.essaY on cheek.
OK THIRTY Days TRIAL-The Voltaic Belt c
ing Marshall Mich will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Ell
tro-Votaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to young old) who afiict
ing with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred
de, no.,h @ speeus ".a complete restoration
ked No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed
led. An Indiana is learning to play the VIOLIN i
feared that he cannot live much longer.
. Health and Happiness combined in the Of Dut
er's Extrac: of Roots for Home Made Beer Roots
prepared No trouble to make it. % cent bot
Lura makes 10 gallons.
butchers Lightning Fly killer certain death.
not it freely and be at peace.