Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-11-12
YESTERDAYS DREADFUL AC-
CIDENT

There will be to-day, and probably
less tomorrow. Children tumbling down stairs.
Women are lighting fires with kerosene Boys
playing with pistols. Big men spraining their
ankles as they try to catch the moving train. Ba-
bes will get their little thumbs caught i'll the DOORS
Bruised shins, dislocated joints and mashed fingers
constantly remind us that accidents may take place
at any moment People who have PERRY DAvIs's
PAIN KILLER can smile at most of the accidents that
befall them. Those who have not tried it
minded that they do not have to further than
the nearest drug store to buy it.
All dogs have their daze when hit with club.
would recommend Ely's Cream Balm to anyone
having Catarrh Catarrhal Asthma. I have suf-
ered for the last five years so could not lie down
for weeks at time. Since L have been using the
Balm can lie down and rest nicely. thank God
that you ever invented such medicine. FRANK p.
BURI.EIGH, Pennington, n. II.
For 25 years have been afflicted with Catarrh so
that have been confined to my room for two months
at time. have tried all the humbugs in hopes of
| relief, but with success until 1 met with old
friend who had used Ely's Cream Balm and advised
me to try it. procured a bottle and from the first
| application found relief. 1t is the best remedy
have ever tried. w. C. MATHEWS, Justice of the
Peace Shenandoah, Iowa.
Why are hens immortal? Because their sons
never set.
ALMOST INSANE AND CURED.-''Most of the emf
nent doctors in the East, well several of the
medical faculty III New York City," writes Rev. P.
| P Shirley, of Chicago, "failed to help daugh-
ters's epilepsy which began to show signs of turn
ing into insanity. By the good providence of God
we tried Samaritan Neruine, and it cured her."
Your druggist keeps it. $780,
When giraffe wants drink, he knows what a
| long-felt want is.
| MOTHERS DON'T KNow.-How many children
punished for being uncouth, wifull, and indif-
ferent to instructions rewards, simply because
they are out of health! An intelligent lady said OF
a child of this kind ''Mothers should know that if
they would give the little ones moderate doses OF
Hop Bitters for two three weeks, the children
would be all parent could DESIRE
In China vessel is called a junk. Here junk
is called a man-of-war.
RUIN WROUGHT IN THE FoREsT.-How depress
ing is to see acres of trees cut down in the midst
of noble forest. How saddenng it is also to sec
that thin spot the midst of your otherwise abund
ant hair. Stop it at by the use of Parkor''
Hair Balsam For actual efficiency this famous ar
toilet, delicious in odor, and restores the origna
color to gray faded hair. Economical, a slight
occasional application keeps the hair and scalp il
perfect order.
The ancients could beat us to death painting pic
lures, but look at frames!
What will Browns Iron Bitters cure? 1t vii
cure Heart Disease Paralysis, Dropsy, Kidney Dis
ease, Consumption, Dyspepsia Rheumatism and al
similar diseases. Its wonderful curative power
simply because it purifes and enriches the blood
, thus beginning at the foundation and by buildin
up the system, drives out all disease For the pr
culiar troubles to which ladies subject it is il
valuable. 1t is the only preparation of iron tia
does not color the teeth or cause headache.
. London has weekly paper devoted to balloonn
matters-The Aeroraut-It is probably printed Q
e fy-paper.
+ In the Hop Porous Plaster the virtues of FIRES
l. Hops combined with strengthening and stim
n lating balsams, and its of Weak Back, Pain
the Side, Rhe unatism, and Neuralgia or Pain in Il
Chest are simply marvellous, ii being more efhc
: cious and thorough than any linment liquid rel
l. edies. You'll say so after using
l. Be careful how you handle matches. When yo
d strike them they always flair up. Fuse see thi
~ Keep it dark.
"My horse was lame and could scarcely walk
says j. G. Gilligan., cor Haverhill & Causeway St
Boston, 'Ellis's SPAWN Cure has, however, col
pletely cured him.. Next.
- "The cause of pimples, is the title of pamph
ir issused by a medical man. Another book on Anne
lv can humor.
j. A druggist in New Richmond, o., Mr.. E. J. Dc
Of ham, writes the following 81 consider DIR. Bul
I'd Cough Syrup of the very best things made.
ct use it altogether in my family and can the
TX fore recommend it.
III One thousand dollars in gold weighs four poun
=. That is why many newspaper men are rouI
shouldered
or Mr.. E. c. Andrew, correspondent residing
lo 100 Portland ST., Boston, informs that: cell
so SPAWN Cure is an invaluable and certain
It. Spapin.'
is Beer made in Egypt 400 years B. c. but
ed didn't pyramid other nations until some years aft
IL wards.
- WHAT THREE APPLICATIONS DID, was tr
-, bled very much with sore feet. Three apphcati'
IL IL of Thomas Eclectric Oil entirely cured tn.
Nothing better in the market" Jacob Butler, Re
ing, Pa.
~ An Albany, Oregon, paper says: s'For effect
ha dlcOHOl on IIe DaDy Tedu eutci VI dlcoHol oH
nd BODY
led MEN OF ORLEANs.-There is more ignora
led manifested in the of Horses than is she
nd in any other way. Care is exercised in selectir
ri good shoeer, but when sick all of compou
is are given some of them without reason conn
ION sense. Beware of such advice and medicine
rit- if administered gratis. Rayworth's Condition
ders is the prescription of an experienced veterin
can 1t is pure medicine, including remedies adapte
Sc reach all the organs of the body, reyivng
Dy restoring 1t is considered the best general Il
'lty ment that can be made. In pound papers 25 &C
est At all the stores.
Rather says the effected by laying O.
a,.o hands is an old story with him. His mother
INDUCED in the pastime in times past.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL-The voltaic Belt
VI Marshall. Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated
NJ trio yotaic Belts and Electric Appliances tria
to thirty days to men young or old) who are afi
,ha with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred Il
les. guaranteeing speedy and complete restorati
health and manly vigor. Address above. N.
'ou No risk ID incurred thirty days trial is allowe