The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1883-03-21
Horsford's Acid Phosphate

ia a preparation Of the phosphates of lime,
magnesia. potash and iron in such form as to
be readily assimilated by the system. Descrip-
tive pamphlet sent free. Rumtord Chemical
Works, Providence, r. l.
parvenu having purchased an ancient
castle, with all the accessories, is found by his
daughter on the first cold day warming his
hands at a fire which he has kin
died in q suit Of plate srmor. ooh,
ps, waht have you been doing?" The
lord of the manor with satisfaction-"Ihe
fellow that patented that ar stove must have
been crazy, but I've made the old thing beat
upl''
An enricher Of the blood and puriher Of the
system; cures lassitude and lack Of energy;
such is Browns Iron Bitters.
Lord Alvanley had been dining ON one occa-
sion with Mr.. GreviIle, whose dining-room had
been newly and spendidly decorated Tie
meal was, however, very mesger and indiffer-
ent one. Some Of the guests were hattering
their host upon his magnifcence, taste and
hospitality. "For my own part" interposed
Alvanley, Il would rather have seen less GID
ing and more carving. London Society.
How absurd to wheeze with cough which
Hale's Horey Of Rorehound and Tar will cure
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute
John Brown having been sent by her maiss-
~ in quest of the lady in waiting, who hap
pened to be the Duchess of Athole, suddenly
stumbled against her. j. B., loquitor-" Hoot,
nam, yer just the woman was looking for"
Enraged duchess dsshes incontinently into
the royal presence. and expostulating exclaims
to her majesty: Madame, J. B. has insulted
me; he has had the impertneDce to call me
womanl" 10 which the queen replies with
cutting serenity: "And, pray, what are you?'
Exit duchess in tantrum.
That weak back or pain 10 the side or hips
you will find Immediately relieved when
Hop Plaster is applied. 1t strengthens The
muscles, giving the ability to do hard work
without suffering. Take none but this, It's
sure.
The latest boarding house sport is called
Hunting the Clam" About fifty fritters are
placed on the floor, and the bosrders proceed
TO tread for the clam, and the person who finds
it receives the chromo-PucB.
When the blood is loaded with impurities,
and moves sluggishly ia the veins, an alters
tive is needed as this condition Of the vital
fluid cannot last long without serious results
There is nothing better than Ayers Sarsaparil-
la to purify the blood and impart energy to
the system.
When Philadelphia editor does become
inspired with poetic fervor something exquisite
Results. Here is lovely outburst from the
Philadelphia Bulletin: ooh, he was pup OF
the homliest MEN, Kiyil The homeliest pup
py that ever was seen; Kiyil One eye.it was
red and the other was green, and his tail he
had lost in a sausage machine; Oh, myl Kiyi
The great sale OF Swedish Remedies liz aston
ishing, and for enriching the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
When two Icelanders meet on the street, in
stead of shaking hands they get down on all
tours and rnb noses together. The other day
anlIcelander travelling through this country
stopped for few hours at st. Louis, His first
exclamation was: 1.-THE men here must be very
aHecuonate. Their noses show that they are
rubbed hard 30 times day ."-Philadelphia
News.
Congress Yeast Powder contains no alum
ammonia, terra alba, or any other injurious
;noradiant INIT ie roada f-o,.