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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-11
PERSONAL.

Michael Dayitt Is writing q parody OF
"The Pilgrims Progress, to be called THE
Goal Journey" sFA,au
Emma Thursby has been offered Sl0,-
900 a year to sing in the choir Of st. Bar
tAolomew's church, New York.
Mrs. Frank Leslie is not likely, 1t is said,
to bring home a husband from Europe;
but she will bring back a pair OF $4,000
diamond earrings.
Senator Bayard has offered 10 give o
large lot near his home in Wilmington,
Del, to the people Of that city for the pur-
poses Of public park. or w.
Lord Coleridge is gradually eating q
progress through the miles OF banquet
tables which bar associations are spreading
for him. His stomach may always have
cause to remember this country.
II Miss Mary Anderson should express
a desire to be Governor OF Kentucky at
this time the people Of that State would
hardly deny her, 80 tickled are they with
her dramatic success in London. sN
The Marquis OF Lansdowne, Canada's
new Governor General, will not receive q
unanimous welcome. The extreme LIB
erals think him marrow minded, and be-
lieye that his administration will only
strengthen IKE feeling Of independence.
Young Mr.. Arthur, the Presidents son,
ia described by q Block Island correspon-
dent as a meek-mannered prince, with long
slim legs, a stoop in his shoulders, q brier-
wood pipe in his mouth, q heavy lower jaw,
and a resemblance TO his grandfather, who
preached in New England thirty years ago.
Miss Ellen Terry, the leading lady Of Mr..
Henry lrying's company, will receive q
salary Of $3.50 q week while playing in
this country. Though she is an actress Of
the frat water, the sum Is considered very
large. Yet Mrs. Langtry, who Is noEan
actress ut all, earned more than twice as
much. - X. .sr. r lp.r1k
Mr.. CYRUS W. Field has invested $4,000
in an Artesian we'll just dug in the cellar
Of his new building at No.. Broadway:
pure cold water q minute the year around,
from q depth Of 1900 feet. Though aitua-
ted only about 500 feet from the Bay O.
New York, this well has not q drop OF SAT-
water. /. -9t I..fsd,rt,I
Mr.. Charles Dudley Warner writes that
during his stay in Tangier he was often at
tended in his strolls by q charming boy In
a ragged gown, handsome, and The breed.
inc 1T prince, who, having picked up Q
little French and q little English, aspired
10 earn a few coppers by being Q guide.
WYou know Marx TwailP" he asked, by
way OF ~scraping acquaintance on his first
appearance. 1Yes, | know Mark Twain
very well. Doyou" .Ya,as; he friend to
me. / guide 10 him. He vely good man,
Mark Twail." "WRy, young rascal, you
weren't born when he was in Tangier six
teen wears ago." "0h, ya.as, born enough.
Me know him. He vely good man. Plenty
b~acksheesh."
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-11
LEGAL NOTICES.
SALE OF REAL ESTATE.

By virtue Of the authority vested In him BY ade.
cree OF the Municipal Court Of Wheeling, made On
the 9Th day Of July, 1889, In q suit IN cll1ncey
therein pending, wherein Charles =. otenbaugh
and wife arc plaintiffs and Julia Ann odenbauEh
and other are defendants, the undersigned Special
Commissioner, will, on
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER IS, 1881,
commencing at 10 O'Clock A. ~, sell At public
auction, Of the front door Of the Court llOlse Of
Ohio County, the following described real estate,
that q 10 ay: Lot numbered iorty.iouf co. htu'
ate on the north Eit0 Of Virginia street. between
South Penn and Front streets, on Wheeling Island,
in the City Of Wheeling, West Virginia, with all
and kgular the Improvements thereon.
TKRNs OF 9ALE-Une-thlfd OF the purchase money,
and M much more ~ The purchaser may elect 70
pay, cash, on the day OF sale, and the fenAlndefi In
Two equal installments at nine and eighteen
months from day Of sale, respectively, with inter
est from that day, the purchaser giving bis nola
for the deferred inEtAllmentA, and the tile 70 30
retained until the purchase moneybhal hITe been
paid In full. HAhk,
J.. G. HERVKY, Auctioleer.
thereby certi y that bond has been given In The
above cause by the Special Commissioner, u re
qulred by law! ,our,,
Clerk pro tempore Of the Municipal Court Of
WhoeliHg. .an
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WY Th.y DIdn,t DO II.

While Bourboaism % being ventilated,
we will Dust say that In june 1889, we
heard q member Of the Board Of Regents
say that at that time they would have con.
fefred on D. B. Ideas The degree Ii. D.,
but II they did so they would have been
compelled to confer D. D. on J. R. Thomp.
son, ex.President OF the University, and
that they would notd6.
Hide.bound Bourbonism. g.sIt
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DIED.

Goon-on Monday morning, September 10. 1883.
at 8 O'Clock, J. BASsoS GOOD, IN the 4Oth yeir oil
his age. @ ~ f'
Funeral from mis- late residence. corner OF Eoh
and fifteenth streets, on Wednesday morning at 10
O'Clock. Interment private.
BBoHANAE-on Monday, september 10, 1883, at
8 A. NJ, MAKY BUCHANAN.
Funeral from the residence Of her brother, saml
Buchanan, on Middle Wheeling Greek, Wednesday
morning at 10 o'clock. Friends Of the family are
invited to attend. Intement at Stone Church
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BrdztoI Central.
Some Of the faithful Of the Democracy
may kick d little, for a while, but it's no
use, when the music is playing you must
all dance. 1t Is remembered that 9 caucus
at Barnum's Hotel, in Baltimore, hatched
out John F. Kenna for the o. s. Senate.
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GOODS +!
GEO.E.STIFEL:&CO co.

Anticipating a large Fall and
Winter Trade, We have made our
purchases accordingly, and now
have on exhibit an immense stock
Of Fancy and Staple Dry Goods,
Notions and Dress Trimmings, all
Of which will be sold at the
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Always ON Guard.

MarlRS5uTg Hn1Id. fslA 49,
There ia a great deal Of quiet enterprise
in the management ofthe INTELLldEScER
always watchful Of the party and the
peoples interest, yet treating all parties
and individuals Justly and respectfully.
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The Fruits OF Merit.

DE-. HARTMAN & Co.-Pleae send me a lot
Of your books on the "Tlls otLife." l sell q
great deal Of your Pertaa and Mandlin.' They
are very highly spoken OF in this part Of the
country. +. H.. Bussman, P. NJ, Westtord,
Pm. f' H3Hr2 7f
Dear Sir:-I have taken half a dozen bottles
Of your Pentrd aud find 1t Is doing me great
good. Yours truly, James Wyatt, steuben-
VILE, Ohio. :. .-ni .--.- .-lu- p4W
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1uAp ssyere attacks Of gravel and kidney
,ronhie. Wa unable to get q medicine or doc.
tor IN onre me until 1 used Hop BItters, and
tSey cured me In . short ime.-A PIs'
.rISSu1sHxp LAWYER OF WAYNE County, y. Z,
TTHSAW
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Messrs. Norman & Everett, merchants,
Baltimore, Md, state thst they have used Dr..
Worthington's Cholera and Diarrhoea Medi-
cine, aud believe there Ia no more yaluaole
medicine. Cures dyspepsia.
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. ~TRAVELER's GUIDE.

Trains arrive aud depart as iollows-City time.
baltimore d Ohio-AAIS LISE-DEPART-
1856 a m, $40 = N, $40 . M $40 p m. 7:05 q m.
@. y. Diy.-9:0 q m, AIS y m, ll:l6 p N, $40 am.
W. 4 T. DiH-LeAYe-s:t0 q m, 9:65 q N ITO p N,
40 p n, 200 pm ARRtvE-Maln Line-l216 a
pliy!@S:io . m, S:Sos N, Els q n. ". S$P. Div
Ardye-S:So q m, ll:S5 q N. $40 p n, lc:Sop m.
p, O. d ST. ~L.-DKPARr-6:H a m, 900 Am,
In p N, 4:47 p m. A~RRIyE-s:S7 q N, 1l:l2 o N,
S,67p m, 7;67 m. >
cleveland, Lorain q wheeIing.-DEPAR1
Bridgeport and st. ClairSyille Accommodation, 90
a IN and 6:l6'p m; Cleveland, 100 noon; MsssiIon,
l:l0 p n. ARRIVE -S:S6 q m, 1920 q m, 246 p m,
i:ib p m. iii. -. u
Cleveland d 'PittsburEh-DHPART-6:12 a
m, 1850 a IN, 400 , m; steubenville' Accommoda.
ton 8.28 a M, WellSyille Accommodation sos
D m. ARRryI-12G8 . m .t:43 p m. S:l2p m; steu.
benyille accommodation S:Ss p m, Welsyile Ac'
CorntnodAtion S:4S I'm.
b, H. d. @. IsaiIway-LEivE Bellaire for
woodsheld and snmmerfeId at Gas q. IN. and 800
p. m. ARRIVE at BellAtre at casa m. and GO pm.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-11

PRlYCE BISMARCK has ordered his final
bust" made by a sculptor named schilling.
II costs a great many ordinary men more
than a Schilling to 20 a final "bust."
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AReeognired Power.

Park1buv seRtind, -
During It's life the ISTEllidEScER has
made ia impress upon . large c%onstituan-
cy, and become q recognized power .
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CARD.

To all who are suffering from the errors and In.
discretions Of youth. nervous weakness. early de-
cay, los Of manhood, DC. I will send a recipe that
will cure YOU, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered BY Q missionary In scuth
America. Send g sci.Rddressed envelope TO the
REV. JOSEPH 4. IsnAH. Station d. New YORK City
nolLTThgEv
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WAaHINGToN sCHOoL
w oEELoCuTloN 4 English LAsouInr
w Sttseti n w; washington, o. e,

Mas. y. STEVENS HART, Pdnc,.,
recsfyes SSsSI e. !: Gloss Juno !. Private papl,
NATURAL Development And culture Of ina vo,s
ios ihe purposes Of Conversation, reading. pn \
Addtess and singing. Correct use AZ thc 0nSS s =
o. Articulation aud Respiration. toeethS,S ~ EHSsLnt
philosophical laws by which those orSSS. ~ y
served and developed. Ae Pre-
Easy and natural Expression Of Sentiment, \.
means Of Speech Gesture, including TSStas.I oy
uoni Dramalic Reading and Recitation.
prevention Of Chronic Affection Of he th,o.,
lung and digestive organs, and The strenvtSsNSa.I,
o. afected organs BY !udlciouS Vocal Snd fhSsJHtf
BILL endorsed BY prominent phyEiciGDL'
plItlnet Articulation taught 70 ~Starnnerrr and
other suffering from painful Vocal DeIectS he -.
suit OF habit, that mHy be entirely oyercnmS ~
perslSteni euott On The patto the student dlrec,s3
pya ludlcious n experienced teacher, WbsN.
ever abnormal conditions Of the Vocal OMAN ~
present, the ad!ice Of q physician d oSt1IneS
prior TO the Vocal Exercises given BY hI teSchs+
4 limited number o. pupils will DO taken in ii.
Phncipals family for the general objection al ihei,
studies. Send for circular. S
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-
TO THOSE IN WAN OF


We would say that the PRICES
HAVE BEEN REDUCED on every
article in our stock, though Fur
nfture has advanced in value from
ten to twenty per cent. Our rea-
son for making these reductions is
NOT on account Of being over
stocked, but our aim is, to show
our customers an entirely new
stock every season.
To those contemplating pur-
chases in our line we would say
call and be convinced that our re-
auctions are not imaginary ones,
but ATE from figures that are at
all. times guaranteed to be the
lowest. Don't forget the place.
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MOUNT VERNON SEMINARY
f" lS7 4SR hleS n ST., NORTHWEST,
RAnrAnR " ednnSI1v asnt.aA.n. 49,

Washington, D. G.,
heopeng "Wednesday, September IL lSSa.
Mn. J. kDDf sOAERs, Principal.
English cOa~ne-cOnplete, thorough and ptsc.
Classical Conne-Prepares for the senIe. Yea, n,
Wellesley. 4 "
French and ~GermAn-By the Natural Ns.hOar
Rlocltion-charyeoi Ms N. Stevens Hs,t. p,,,.
cipal Of the Washington School OF Kloculton, ga
Vocal Mudc-Directon Of Madame Annie RoA
mer KaspAr NV
Instrumental Au,ie-DIrection Of Prof, Amin
GloetxDer. A""4
Art, Drawing and NATURALIZATION Of P,e,. r
Il. Me2er, Director Of Washington Art School
Decorative Ait-Undot supervision Of Competen,
teachers.
REFEREECEs:-By permission Mn, souen "a.
fers TO the following patrons: ~
Rev. X. g, Andrews. Btihop Of N, T. Chunh
Warrington, D. q: Hon. II. N. Teller, E~ecfrtSyT Il
the Interior; Hon. ]. y. Harlan. AGSo. jus isl SIN
CT. Washington, D. G.; Gen. John ", Foster II &
Minister 10 Spain: Sen. John I. Moran. EeimSS
Ala; Sen. Warn T Miller; Heikimer, Il, Y: GeT'
Green B, Ranm, Com Of Int. Rev., Washington ii.
O.; CAPT. Jas II. GilliF. US Navy; Charlie BSSnisIt;.
Hart Editor Of Wheeling Intelligence. AMI
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NEw pyERrlsEMENrs

WANTED-A GIRL TO DO GEN.
w. enl homework. Apply RtEo. Q Ohio street,
Island. Liberal wages paid. se1ie
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SELECT SCHOOL

FOR YOUNG LADIES AND CHILDREN,
s' G No. 10 Thirteenth Street,
Mrs. J. A. WOODS d Mis- X. 4. WOODS, Principals.
This school will reopen on Monday, September
II. Circulars at Stanton d D~Aycnports. wilsOnd
Banners, and at the school. rse6,Sll.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

PILES are frequently preceded by
sense of weight in the back, loins and
lower part of the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose he has some affection
of the kidneys or neighbOring organs.
AT times, symptoms of indigestion are
present, as tlatulency, Uneasiness of the
stomach, etc. A moisture, like perspi-
ration, producing very disagreeable
itching, particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed, is very common at
tendant. Internal, External and Itch
ing Piles yield at once to the applics.
tiOn Of DR.. BOsankO's Pile Remedy.
which acts directly upon the parts
affected, absorbing the TumOrs, allayinR
the intense itching, and effecting a per,
manent cure where all other remedies
have failed. Do not delay until the
drain on the system produces perma.
nent disability, but try it and be cured
Price, 90 cents. Ask your druggist for
1t, and when you can not obtain 1t of
him, we will send it, prepaid, on receipt
of price. Address the DF. BOsankO Medi-
cine Co., Piqua, Ohio. Sold by Durbin.
wright q 20. june1gy
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

FELLOW give away all he has gOtp We
Kept taking medicine every five blocks.
and we locked arms and went down a
back street and sung, %, il is a glorious
thing to be pirat king and when we
got nome my head was bigger'n a wash
tuD' ana l thought p'raps my liver had
gone TO my head, and pa came to the
door with his face tied up in towels and
shouted, Hello, Gov nor, hOW's your liV-
er, and he asked me if we had been
drinking that medicine, and he said he
was ruined, and told him he could get
some down to that saloon, and he took
hold of my collar, and l lammed him In
the ear, and he bounced me up stairs.
and then turned pale, and had cramps,
and l didn't remember any more till /
woke up; the doctor was over me, and
pa and ma looked scared, and the doctor
mad tin thing like you draw water out
OF a clstern hole, only smaller, and ma
SAID II IL hadn't been for the stomach
pump, she won Id not have any little boy,
ana l looked at the knobs on pas face.
and LATED, and asked pa if he had been
INTO the hornets too. Then the doctor
iatted, and ma cried, and pa sWOre, and
grOaned and got sick again, and this
morning | had the aWfullest headache.
and pas face looked as if he had fell
on picket fence. When got out went
to my chum's house to see if they had
got him pumped out, and his ma drove
me OIL with broom, and she says l will
ruin everybody in the neighborhOOd.
ia says was drunk and kicked him in
the groin when he fred me up stairs. and
asked how could be drunk Just taking
medicine for my liver, and he said 90 TO
the devil, and l come over here. Say,
give me lemon to settle my stOmachP"
-Peck's Sun.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03
WIT AND HUMOR,

A reporter on one of the daily papers
| or ST. Louis wrote about "Whisky with 8
fragrance like flowers and taste like
the dream melody of MendelssOhn's
| music" and the PrOhibitiOnists at once
| decided to hold a convention at that
city,
Some one substituted the sole of an
old shoe for piece of beefsteak on the
plate Of man at Philadelphia railroad
restaurant, and he, after deyOurinp it,
told the proprietor it was the best piece
OF steak he ever got atsuch an establish
ment.
Heard on the street: "Why, my dear
fellow, what is the matterP Anybody
deadr' NO" Lost any money!" mo-
Then what has happened2" Moth
ing. I'm trying to make up my mind
what to buy my wife for Christmas
present"
A household writer makes an essay on
How to dress green turtle" The
simplest way would be to put him into a
sKirtOt sackclOth cut bias on the back,
with gathers and tucks on the bottom.
Having habit Of withdrawing its head
from view, the turtle needs no hat.
A single Pennsylvania establishment
sent out last year $60,000wOrth of frogs.
IL Is not likely that a cents worth of
tnese Will be eaten, however. Not be-
cause eplcures don't like frOg-Iegs, but
because these particular frogs had no
legs, and were intended for railway
tracks.
Swift often coined proverbs to answer
his own purposes. When he was one
day walking with some friends in the
garden of an ayariciOus old man, who
was very particular about his peaches,
he suddenly stopped at a standard tree,
and exclaimed, ut was an old saying of
my. grandfather's, Pull peach when
Its In your reach" which he did, and
the example was followed by all pres
ent.
A man stepped into Broad street
fruit store and invested in a nickle's
worth OF chestnuts. In half an hour
he returned and handed the proprietor
one of the nuts. "What does this mean ?"
asked the dealer. WELL" remarked the
customer, that's it the only sound
chestnut l found in the pint, and SO
thought you had put it in by mistake.
am an honest man and don't want to
take a mean advantage of a fellow.
saddle-cOlOred lady-Miss Matilda
SnOWball-was walking down Austin
avenue when Uncle Nose, who was
walking up the street looking at the cir
Gus pictures over his shoulder, ran
against her. Before he had time to
apologize she said, you gOOd-fOr-nufin'
ole niggah, you foTgets dat Use 'spect-
able lady" Hits mighty hard" said
the old man, shaking his head, "hit's
mighty hard ter fOrgit what you nebber
knOwed before, but I'll try, Matildy, I'll
try"
On a dispute between two officers
aboard vessel whose crew were Irish
and English sailors, one of them con-
tended that the English could not an
swer a common question with half the
adrOitness which was natural to the
Irish. A bet was proposed; it was agreed
to try the point Immediately, and an
Englishman was asked what he would
take to go up alOft blindfolded in a hard
gale. 81 would take months pay"
was the reply. And what would you
take, Pat?' said one of the officers to an
Irishman. "Be JabersP' said he, 81
would take nothing but hold fast"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03
OUR POPULATION.

A stranger leaned over the bar of a
Michigan avenue saloon the other day
and whisperingly inquired
PARTNER, what Is the population of
the United States?"
Hard on to 100000. believe" !" was
the reply.
IT'S over 100000 any hOwP"
"Oh, yes"
You'll bet on that9"
up $40 on it,"
Well, you'll have a chance. There's
chap down in the shoe store who claims
that we haven't got 35,0O0,OOO popula-
tiOn, and he is .bluffing everybody. Pu
bring him up II you'll make bet and
take him down peg"
Bring him along"
the stranger went away and returned
with the buffer, who had no sooner en-
tered the saloon than he called out:
where's the man who says this cOun-
try has over 100000 population ?"
The salOOnist mOdestly replied that
he was the man, and in less than a min
ute the two ten dollar bills were put in
10 the hands OF the first caller.
There's new map In the store across
the way which has the last census fig
ures on It," said the saloOnist, and all
went over to see the matter settled. The
hgures showed that the beer seller had
won by large majority, but nothing on
that map, nor above, below nor behind
1t could tell what had become Of the
man who held the stakes. Indeed, it
was only after the one who had lost had
slipped away that anybody realized that
they were cOnfederates. Then the vic
tim started out with club to hunt the
world over and reduce the population
by one, but his search was in vain.-
Detroit Free Press.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

We are not in the habit of putting any
sort of patent medicines in our columns,
for the business of a newspaper is to let
people know what is going on in the
world, and not to lend aid to what may
be an imposition. But we happen to
know DIR. David Kennedy, Of ROndout.
n. Y, and can personally testify to the
excellence of the medicine which the
Doctor calls "FavOrite Remedy" For
diseases of the Blood, Kidneys, and Bow
els 1t has no equal. We would not be
without it for five times the dollar that
1T costs.-Daily Times. feb3.o
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

Having been an invalid for a num-
Der of years, have received more bene-
fit during the last six months from the
use of your 'Favorite Remedy than from
the preceding 10 years of treatment
from the best physicians of New York
and surrounding country" Thus writes
Mrs. Marian Reeve, in letter dated at
Cornwall, n. Y, to DR.. David Kennedy,
ROnd0ut, n. Y. Is any extended COM
ment needed on this? One Dollar bot
tie. All Druggists sell it. feb3
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

If you are suffering with low and de-
pressed spirits, loss of appetite, general
debility, disOrdered blood, weak cOnsti-
tuition, headache, or any disease of bill
ious nature, by all means procure a bot
tie of Electric Bitters. You will be sur
prised to see the rapid improvement that
Will follow; you will be inspired with
new life; strength and activity will re-
turn; pain and misery will cease, and
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

A California man, coming home in
the night recently, stumbled over some
thing furry in the hall. With rare
presence of mind he did not give the
alarm, but crept around the animal
which he judged to be a bear, got his
shotgun and fred both barrels into the
beast. That awOke his wife and gave
her the Mysteries, and when he got a
light and took account Of results, he
found he had shot his bear skin coat all
to pieces.-BOstOn Post.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03
Fortunes for Farmer. and mechanics.

Thousands of dollars can be saved by
using proper judgment in taking care
of the health of yourself and family. II
you are bilious, have sallOw complexion,
poor appetite, low and depressed spirits,
and generally debilitated, do not delay q
moment, but go at once and procure a
bottle of those wonderful Electric Bit
ters, which never fail to cure, and that
for the tritling sum of fifty cents
Tribune. Sold by P. II. Barr at soc.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

The following explains the difference
between luck" and "chance:" You take
girl out to the theatre and discover
that you haven't cent in your pocket.
You are, of course, compelled to invite
her to an oyster saloon after the perform
ance. she refuses for some reason; that's
"luck," but the "chance" is a million to
one that she will accept.-Chicago Times,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

Somebody put a fresh turnover In
among those on the counter of a Phila-
delphia railway restaurant, and the
traveller who got hold of it was 30 aston
ished that he gasped four times
SOmerYille Journal.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-02-03

''Is there any chance in this city to
make an honest livingP" asked a
stranger of Bradford policeman. al
don't know" was the meditatiVe reply;
but we are very progressive; and most
any new experiment. is worth trying"