Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-06-01

ada, this Summer. All who wish TO Join will
pleise MI their names 10 George Francis
Train, manager.
The Cars coronation Is to take place on
Sunday. lie chose this day because so many
Of his disaffectcd subjects will he away Hsh.
ing
A Burlington man, on getting into bed the
other night, felt something horribly cold and
clsmmy. His hair stood On end, but with
great presence Of mind he did not stir his leg
but rose cautiously to sitting posture reach
ed down and grasped the thing with wise
like grip. The howl that rose from his slum-
herring wife raised the window two inches.
He had murdered her favorile corn.
A Society for the Preservation Of the Irish
Language has been formed. II Is not very
dangerously corrupted with English idioms,
Ia this vicinity.
South Africa advices announce fresh dis
turbances between the Beers and Swazis. 1t
seems that the Beers stole 10. Of red mis-.
uhuutib iIOui tllC
up for fish bait. This made the Swazis mad
just at the opening OF the warm season, and
There is likely to be war. Thus do foreign
charities tend to spread the spirit Of good will
Ard Christian fellowship among the bare-leg-
ged bs barans of the tropics.
Something Of a drawback "A heavy hustle.
A vered QUESTIONABLE you going to bring
b,ck my hov'
The p who is most art to sing about
''dlver al IN" is the one that wears number
n'ne boots rna down at the heels, aud run
ming Uut at tue toca
An rzc' a. 60 editorial'y asserts that Evan.
'ierblt. NJ 'uey Matters" Well, II 1t needs
pouni:e. ut let Us know.
A s,i ,sci ,rr called In, the other day, to
Inform us tina. mutton chops are falsely 90
called. lie says 1t isn't the mutton that has
do The cropping.
As the CIRCUS season Is approaching,
should like to know your candid opinion Of
the cuso nary side shovs1" Blobsop.
We answer with a single letter. Introduce
IN" after the IS" In side.
A milk dealer wore a pair Of pumps TO a
party, and the boys were mean enough to
suggest that every man carries about with
him some &gns Of his profession.
Face to face-a kiss.
Go to thine aunt, thou slusger.
IL am studying bellies letters" as the
young mssher said, when his friend caugh,
him porting over pile Of perfumed notes.
How the English language Is abused WI
all speak Of ''tigh. trousers" aud yet 1t ISM
the trousers that are tight, ut all It's tn
fellow in them.
A literary exchange has loaded paragraph
on the 1.-THE Bust of the Laureate" If /
was common fellow on tear, now, they,
give him just two solid lines, but when
chap like Tennys,n makes q night Of it, III
compoAtors get fat take.
The man who has been suffering with
| cold in the head all the spring, begins :
| tear his nose will &c, the better of him In th
'o"s '"n'
The popular servant Is shc VINO gets up an
dusts before breakfast.
Extra care should be taken Of false teet
this month";" Gays fashion exchange. W
shall be very careful about lending ours.
The Japanese street-csr is called the Jill
riki.sha. 1t must be an awful extra sxpepi
to have to carry such a name around wit
them all day.
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