Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-10-06
SANDWICHES.

CH5 aIlerHOOn 10 see Dali matCn, out
put him in a church pew tor three
quarters of an hour, and he will wabble
all over the seat.
Sour Stomach and Constipation of
the Bowels cured by DR.. Duncan's
Liver and Kidney Medicine. For sale
by all druggists. x
Out west, the cellar is the place to
go to in time of a cyclone, and when a
man has a barrel of cider in the cellar,
it's surprising how many times day he
thinks there's a cyclone coming.
No one should be without DR.. Dun
cans Family Medicines. For said by
all druggists. X
"What pity flowers can utter no
sound" says Beecher. You bet it is !
If the sunfower could speak some of the
fools in this country would hear some>
thing drop Detroit Free Press.
Itching Piles cured by Duncan's
Ointment, it is unsurpassed. For sale
by all druggists. X
Observation-Disclosures" said the
girl who "waits on the table" at a
summer resort. "Well," said the old
gentleman, 81 never tasted it, but you
may bring me some and I'll SEQ what it
is like"
Sore Eyes promptly cured by Dun>
cans Ointment, it is mild and harmless.
For sale by all druggists. X
Darling" he said to his adored
one, what do you think l wear next
to my hearth" 81 don't know" she re-
piled, "but if you have any regard for
your health in this changable weather,
| should think it was a flannel shirt"
She was too practical by half, and it
broke the engagement.
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap.
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions Of
the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment.
For sale by all druggists. X
A Hartford man went to a lawyer
for advice. After receiving the retain,
ing fee the lawyer said:
Estate your case"
"Well, sir" replied the client, "a
man told me to go to h, and I want
your advice"
The attorney took down volume Of
Connecticut statutes, and after turning
over a few leaves, answered:
"Don't you do it. The law does not
compel You to- Hartford Times.
Better than Quinine, Duncan's Chill
Tonic, it never fails. 75cts. For sale
by all druggists, X
Young lady Gust from boarding
school, at dinner table)-"Please, papa,
I'd like leg of the roast chicken.
Papa-"You have had one, my dear,
AMI your brother had the other
Young lady Gin sprightly manner)-
"Oh, sure enough! a chicken has only
two legs. It's a duck that has four. =
Harper's Bazaar.
Every mother should keep bottle
of DR.. Duncan's Blackberry Elixir il
her house. For sale by all druggists. Y
A good brick will al orb about {
quart of water, but "a regular brick
isn't that kind of a fellow.
A sure cure for Flux and DiarrhHa
Dir. Duncan's Blackberry Elixir. 1t i
pleasant and harmless. For sale by al
druggists. y
"Are you to take astronomy mex
term, Elise ?" inquired a classmate 0
her young friend. "Hardlv. Blu
Augustus is giving me splendid astro
nomical lessons during the vacation.
"Isn't that nice? Has he text book
and an atlas ?" ooh, Louise, m,
dear He says Pm all the world t
him, and when lean my head on hi
shoulder he is my Atlas. - Haarttor
Post.
Palpitation of the heart, and Swim
ming in the head cured by DIR. Dur
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine
For sale by all druggists.
Papa, please tell me the story
the new comet" said Mary to her fs
Their last evening. Il cannot, my deal
there's no tale to it yet" replied MI