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Ocean Steamers.

ANCHOR LINE. u. s. Mail Steamships.
N sail from New. York every saturday for
GLASGOW via LONDONDERRY.
From Pier 90 North ltver
CIRCASSIA. June l6. 2 p m ANCHokIA. June so p m
ETHIOPIA. June ~ a. IN. BOLIVIA 7. I a IN
Cabin passage, $50 ~ $50 second CABIN. $40
sleerl1c. outward sll Prelnl SIL
LIVERPOOL AND QUEENSTOWN SERVICE
pom Pier al North River,
RFIGRAVIA sails June 10. July II. August 25.
FURNESSIA sails June 30 Augusta Sept5
CITY OF ROME sails July H. August Ia Sept -.
Cabin massage 500 SlO0 according accommodation
second CABIN and 5tcerl
Line ats issued 40 lowest pail free
charge M gland, scotland aud Ir8ltnl
For Cabin Pa Book OF Tours, &C, %
HENDERSON BRO1 uERS. Bowling ureen
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Goruordilon Notlces-

NOE0UtuilOW AOllLCa
A ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW.
~ YORK tribune WILL DE RECEIVED At TIL, = IL
hstst until p m, and os Vet Iwsny tIasL' corner
tiehtaye No " Past 81 eorne en7 S Tp
ave sHtleta st. and 2os Fast one
sfth st. near Ihirdavo Harlem az regular once rats
NOTlCE.-Proposals for estimates for fur
their appucnsncr complete and for Heoans the Donkey
Boiler on the Mania tan will be- received BY the De-
psment 81 Docks III and llS DuanesL, unth Monday
For fa information see tho city Record copies
No city mall
NOTICE.-Sealed Proposals will be received
by the school Trustees OF the Nncteenth Wad at me
hall OF Grand ana Elm st..
until IL $40 for the Erection New school. House
For fu Information city Record for sale at No city
Hall
NOTICE Sealed Proposals will be received
~ haii Of the Boar OF Education corner OF Grand
ing hpparstas aud Boilers Tor ehoo udngs For full in.
formation cty Reoord. for sale At No. city Han
NOTICES. proposals will be received
~ bv the Committee of Normal College at the Hall the
Borri OF ition corner OF Grand and Elm
81 1888 Tor alterng &C., the return pes connected with
city Record for sale AZ No city Han
NOTICE.-Sealed Proposals will I've received
~ at the Bureau Of Insgeeton Of BaidinSs Sos.
Down the Unsafe building 40 l2OthsL For fun IN.
formation c1iy RECORD for sale at No city Hail
NOTICE.-Proposals will be received at the
ton 9Ts s tS st June ~ iSSS Tor rocSns Dry
Goods Hardware leather Ice &C. For full Information. see
CITY Record. for sale at No. city Hal
NOTICE.-Proposals will be received at the
Once Of the Fire Department Nos 100 and 6l Nereer
until June 20 1919 for Scaling Ladders aud Beta For
fn information see Cy lteoord for sale At no city Hall
ITO CONTRACTORS Sealed estimates will
be At the Central Once Of the Department.
Of Police No 800 Mulberry ST. until June - sS Tor build
ground premises once occupied by building known
IN the eventh Precinct station ouse ON Iousisns FOR
full information see Guy Record for sale at No CITY Han
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NEW-YORK MILITARY ACADEMY.
FORT WASHfSGrOS, y. Y
Established 1854.
uperintendent-JUHN y. BAYS l. ,.

eunerintenlenf-JUHN H. NAYS l. D.
Boarding school u tie Al 80 srtls Sllis t1Js,oii
s s abS % ~ ia % syo 49, y & rsti
requisites, asttic-o1 IBa 1AaA feAs)A NiA' ili -
Situated on Washington Heights. about aii'; 10 "a,
pcson reacDei by s sixth Avenie Elevasl lold %
nSiiaeson. the sapsSoSies meets tas ARA Of as
beautiful aql healthy p!aea a. eaiae1:e can
n@,so : M IN, > a.l,a,ilg 'a,nSs
tesecea by ano'iins anos Spas for plat
french, German AM sPal.a ,eoS,l
z University Grammar School, /, 431 Broadway,
near t;s s'1 ys +, 57
For Young Ladie5-cit7.
CCHOOL FOR GIRLS.--MISS ARABELLA
- RGICHUM gayiag removed 70 l2t Fast ssh =. Is
Number imiteL BOYS aneor years admitted to
primary Classes
For Both sexss-Citv.
TWO or THREE children will be taken to
bOna and educate pleasant grounds no Esa,i3 #
Art Sch0ois.
AIRS. LOUISE d. CULVER will give
sssoa' Paint oq9ec ssSang oF s @S none o
part. Guitars adde's No 90 sad sonavc
For Bows AMI Yol1r M,l-C>1asrv
A LEXANDER INSTiTUTK-M.lItary Board
"A ing scao'. wA..s P,4ia.. ~. ,r,,,,s -,
BACKWARD AND INVALID BOYS
r py o. and e' her, aies The sSPe snd iasirassi5h
oisnea oOys specially. Location delightful
R0YS and YOUNG MEN privately fitted for
ana, s Or Suis 'so ossoiaeo a, T. H6FfM%SN
pOSTON SCHOOL OF ORATURY.-Full
@ l two , sG esse s one NEAR ah' E4s
bstlns OcoJtr = ty X, 30 bostln Asss
n al' S5S o iISe HON ~ % &AYMGSS Piaa
COTTAGE. hill SCHOOL. POUGHKEEP-
W sIEE Y, praplfes Boy, 'or Gssys 5golhic aad Tor
erDuent Sea pa saa Lr s.s12.e JOIN A1L.G rrlaelA
D'A" So s9aaaaiHR SCHOOL or SCIENCE
AsrnoEelHs.. 81 ansi,si& faysIcs
A'4'''' Pa5F O. p EMERSON Hanover s. H.
EREEH0LD INSTITUTE, Freehold, New
''' nev. A. G. CHAMBERS. Principal
HIGHLAND MILITARY ACADEMY,
ly y r. St n-r .1 Ssr ni a.' 'n'' ''
DENNSYLYANIA MILITARY ACADEMY,
ns 6sr rs eosss 'S cS Tao Hf%r Fr
pEE9SKILL N.Y.l Military Academy.-For
eirr0'ars address Col CT WRIGHT A. NJ Principal
RYE n. Y.-Bradford Mansion School
ls sS0oa ycaE C.. COLLINS. Principal
GUMMIT MILITARY ACADEMY, Summit
Sy froc AaEHkB Bsa MarTkL EgkLE u.oR
dao,Sash "or~ Tem@ 80 pss month f'f spring and
-iln.'lll.
CWITHIN &. SHORTLIDGE'S
- ACADEMY roa YoUNG MN AND BoYs.
MEDIA. PENN.
IL Miles from Philadelphia
Fixed price every expense For 81.
lastTaled Circular Principal Proprietor,
sNfTrIH q. SHi ItfLIDGE. A. ST. Harvard University
Crl.IaieI hedia, Penn
THE CLOSING EXERCISES of the MI. Pleas
a. ant Military Acoaemy at sing sing. v. Y, will take
place THURSDAY. June "a.
fFHE HOPKINS GRAMMAR SCHOOL, New
Haven Conn. prepares student. for Yale College Trus
tees IPrcsdert r. d. Noolsey, T. W Blake H. d. Pro
iesserf A. rhscher, H. q. ka tstsr A. ", A. c. rsiniaG
IL A. Professors n Baiag via Profass0rJ W. GibsA Adj
dress " I. Gus IIN0. Raster
Miscellaneous.
fuRCULARS OF BEST SCHOOLS, with
~ csrsa dyce free 10 lareas please give all pariieu.
lars ~ MIRIAM COYklEKE & CO.. 81 East 18th St
Union square,.
WANTED TO LEASE-An Academy or High
O. school experienced teacher. Address X, Damascus
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Droposals.

PROPOSALS FOR MATERIAL.
III OFFICE THE PUBLIC PRINTER - }
WASHINGTON May IA, 1883 y
Proposals maerial for OF the Government Print
ing Office for year ending 80 1884 VIII be received
al office until 10 O'Clock June o. 1855 eehedmes
and Information furnished upon application 10 ~
S. p ROUNDS. Public Printer, Weshlngton. y: =.
DROPOSALS FOR FUEL.
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS,
QUARTEHAlAsTERs OFFICE,
WASHINGTON. d. O.. June IL. 1883.
Sealed proposals in Duplicate will be received az THIS once
nnti TWELVE O'CLOCK n. OF TUESDAY, the TENIH
DAY OF JULY NEXT for supplying Wood 10 the United
states Marines at or more Of he following stations from
LIST Of July 1888, TO Both June 1884: 49,, NJ,
Washington, ID. C Philadelphia Pa; League lsland ri
brooklyn. " Y. aud Charlie sown Mass; and at NorioK
Va, Wood and Anthracite Coal.
Specifications with blank proposals be obtained upon
appcaOn Of the stations named or at the ohce OF e
ouartemaster. Washington, o. and Assistant quarter
master, 226 south. Fourth ST.. Philadelphia, Pa
Proposals should be endorsed Proposals for Fuel ana al
dressed to the undersigned.
Major and Quartermaster u S. Marine Corpsi -
Washington, d. c.
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> A eiTx sPfyEl Asp HAasos TRANSFORMATION
COMPANY.
Once, Pier a. N, n, foot q Cest,sadsss

- r~~r' 10 =" Tr~,r - "r'--~>~~
once, Pier a. n, n, foot q Cctpasdsss
cousignlsass tssh' f0sTascsd \ directed p any Pen
of the world -
pSEouALrEp rAcrtrrrrs ron pIspAroa
orders received for cslivsry q ~ huas freight sasmss
SEA 4Sb IARsoa sdwtxa AND aIvnsAsD nAH
Bon LioHTERAGE
Freight pt every description promptly hshssred point
In the harbor unreasonable rates
srEAxpoArs, pAReEs AKIN Groves 10 CHAR
TER FoE ExCuAsIoNA
steamers John Il starn sud Essatas oorsiag lac NEW.
HAVEN. leave pisr II. N. r. AaA a~slF. tSstardws
sxceptsd.l
METROPOLIS EXPRESS on, between Nsw.fort and
New.HavGA Care and dispatch guaranteed
Freight for points D. L q W. 3 rsosvsa 40 Pisfta
For New Haven and points East ct fier Is
NORTH SHORE. STATEN fsLAND.-Eevsn Misst,r
Ten Ueuta steamers from Iron Pier \ h. foes al
whitshan-st
CENTRAL saIPYARD Communtpaw, N. J.--Drv oesks
Machine and Boiler snops sVsrythnz ap1sraiRaz 70 the
construction ard repair of vsssslA
TI,ROY BOATS-CITIZENSi LlNE.-New
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gnsirrriicn.
Miscellaneous.
T,HE EDUCATIONAL DEPARTMENT
Il OF THE .xr-,
BUREAU OF PROFESSIONAL INQUIRY.
Miscellaneous.


II Miscellaneous.
T,HE EDUCATIONAL DEPARTMENT
BUREAU OF Professional INQUIRY.
PROFESSOR CHARLES ERoEREEL Msna sssoola,
Tia to,urs n, nov. Girls An their ,choo or college exami
nations frequently due TO want Of consideration l ,s ~
ps Parents who have G ss
which gives advisory constitutions on al matters
o1 sanns o.
change Che direction y their ccs education Or in doubt 2S
steps should consult Consult Professor FroeOei.
N''' - cmAFF FTs. gESs9 Isaary
Inc bureau q G5 5sG BPosd%ay, New. York.
For Young Ladies-Country.
BRADFoRev AcA AdgNd LADIES
lars Hns ;s Principal
DREW LADIES' SEMINARY, Carmel, N. Y.
~ Homeke thorough, progressive New illustrated cir
cular with full particulars. GEORGE {. SMITH, A NJ.
GROVE HALL.-Aliss Montfort's school for
W young adies New.Haven Conn
HOME INSTITUTE for young ladies, Tany-
opens September Is Miss n W SEfoALF. PrincIpa-
Mrs. S. L. CADY'S Boarding and Day School
ies YOGns Ladies West End Inst s S Conn
MRS. GASHERIE DE WITT will open her
WI Home school Young aides Truro nelleyils n;
j. oct g. 1888 DR. Lewis has charge of the Physical
Culture Department Mrs De Wits circular viii deeply IN
terest paTents Address Mrs DE WITT or Dr. do LEWIS
Bible House. New-York CITY. -
NEW-CANAAN INSTITUTE FOR YOUNG
IN LADIES; experienced teachers numbers limited
New-Canaan. Conn.
RYE SEMINARY, RYE, NETWORK.
H. For particulars address r,
For Both Sexes-Country.
. DVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW
N YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RECEIVED AT Tiih
UPTOWN OFFICES. No l25S Broadway, corner IhitB-
hrst-st D. M and sos West twenty third ST. corner
Fighthave 40 o2 East Fouuecpthst- corner Union
souare 200 Thitdave Forty seventst lOOl Ihlrd
fthst near lhfdaye.. Harlem at regular once fates
A FAMILY BOARDING SCHOOL, ii miles
~ from New-YOrk; children receive a mothers care
Mia III. &. MORRELL. MaDhasSet, L. l.
HALF STUDY during the summer months,
4 for young ladies' and gentlemen at
ROCKLAN ID co l. l. q F.. -
Nyack-on-the. Hudson W. H. BANNlSIhf@ n a''
DOCKLAND COLLEGE. : yack on the
III Hudson Both 50 $50 Seal for cltl1ElA W. IL
BANNiSrEHS A. NJ
Law Schools.
VALE LAW SCH00L.-Six Professors and
Il nine Instructors. IL. H. IN two years D. G. L. In
sept Il. For circulars address PROF
WAYLAND, NeHAaVen CT
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XSm p8hIIf856Hs
AN AMERICAN F0URIN-HAND IN
BRITAIN.
By ANDREW CARNEGIE
S-f-o
ivol, octave 90.
WITH AN ARToTYPE ILLUSTRATION.
xsHpaHyI{aIisM,,
WITH AN ARToTYPE ILLUSTRATION.

Those who have read Blacks celebrated novel. The
Strange Adventures Of Phaeton (which suggested tis
famous rdemay have some idea Of tho fresh lively Dces
interest of this volume although there 10 very much more
this interest being greatly enhanced by the graphic ano
picturesque descriptions Of places Of historic anu
nore."-LBo Boston Home Journal.
"Mr. Andrew Carnegie has gwen to the world very
clever genial jolly enjoyable book Tne way 70
England is TO foot it or to road IT, Inc pooA mas
many books Iack-a real touch OF nature ana ieeuo
philadelphia Times.
fresh and vivacous narrative OF avery deghttoi IMP
England has been times by Amercans Dut VIZ
donht whether ever under agreeable or
in manner favorable 10 observation than by the party
whose summer holiday is described BY Mr. Carnegie-
lBoston Journal
"Mr Carnegie entered into the spirit Of the expedition
most completely and extremely rare is able to COM
municae vivid idea entire affair long after Its occur
renee = without combining himself slavishly to the
mere details p he tells all about II manner so
poeca and at time sehsiby that no intelligent
person can saturday Evening Herald
Chicago.
"Mr Andrew Carnegie has performed successfully very
difficult task He drove with party of friends, In fouFln
coach from Brighton to Inverness he jotted down all
upon he produced book Of travel as
fresh though he had been exploring Tibet or navigating
the River Of Golden Sand."-[The Critic
- For sale by all booksellers sent by mail upon receipt
Of priceb 8
CHARLES SCRlBNER'S SONS,
Nos 74S and 74b Broadway, NY
TTIHE LATEST POPULAR NOVEL. =
PROPER PRIDE.
A FASCINATING STORY OF
CAVALRY LIFE IN INDIA,
AND
TOWN AND COUNTRY LIFE IN ENGLAND.
An old reader whiting calls THE best novel have
published III twelve years"
IN TRIBUNE NOVEL EXTRA No. g.
PRICE 10 CENTS
Address THE TRIBUNE.
NEw.YoRK
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See Cream.

See Cream.
uORTON'S ICE CREAM,
CHARLOTTE RussE and JELLY
ALWAYS PURE and DELICIOUS
Indiyiiaai BRICKS or ICE cREAM.
or for FAIRS, PARTIES. so
Try them and yon will % other.
DEFDIs:
305 lth-aye. 1888 BTt ada ", 10 ChahRm-st, ~. y.
and 439 fulton =. Brooklyn.
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l LIIIU, ' hII.-. IN,Ii1It W. VI l.
at $40 $40 for Easton. Bethehe Ahsa-
town. Reading Mauch Chunk Wkesbarre TosludL W!Tss.
ly. ithaca, Geneva. Buffalo and the West Pulmft
through coaches daily. Loca tcsias VI and Si)
D. Tor East0n. Bethlehem aud CoDily. $780,,
Tr1ns!e avng at & 10 m. and tfl y m connectteen
points in Mahanov and Hazleton rDA yDns sun
location Mauch Chunk, $40 m. Leave Msuch Chunk H
pm. -. - , 81. ~. -.
4. B. BYINGroN g. L. A
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NORWICH LINE

NORWICH LINE
~ To Bosion Worcester Nashua Portland and the East
CITY OF WORCESTER.
without exception the elegant boat the Sound and
the CITY OF BOSTON,
leave Pier North River foot Of pier
above Ferry daily except Sundays 6l5
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JNO N Abbott, Genl Passr Agent Newfor
NORTHERN RAILROAD OFNEW-JERSE'

~ Trains EngewoOd Closte Permont and NVsel
7lO 90 10 IA m. $50. 4. 400 5So $40 $3.50 p H.
midnight sundays. Z. A. IN. and Isl3 n m.
Manuel Spring Valley and Monsey. TAO. l0a H. 45Op
Sundays A. m
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BORDEAUX LINE.
Id New and direct ne the South OF France.
NETWORK AND BORDEAUX DIRECT.
CHATEAU LAFIrk 1000 tons Wei June "a
CHATEAU LEOVILLE, 1000 tons Thurs. July 20
FrUm "Prentices Vail ST. Ferry Brooklyn.
Travellers France spain and Islv, Pyrenees Pau.
Nice. viii time and expense by tlEingthls uae
Cabin dncluding wine. $50 steerago, $40
F. LIE BOULANGER As Beaver-st.
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BOSTON, VIA STONINGT0N LINE.

Steamers RHODE ISLAND and EfAssACHUsE TTs
day Except sundays) frop Pier % North River al M
Three trains from landing fhro,,k -.
Boston. Tickets good any train. sA w
PROVIDENCE LINE.
For Providence. Worcester, and New England boint.
Steamers NARRAGANSETT and ST0S SGTO ft,sn ri !.
20 North River daily Except Sundays,) D. m. i''
f. w POPPLE Acting Gent Pass Agent
IN Mast N...,x
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Sales By Autllon.

Sales bp Aufllon.
4 ADVERTISEMENTS FOR TIE NEW
"A YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RECEIVED AT THE
UPTOWN OFFICES, No. l23S Broadway, oOrier hirty-
drstst 3O8 West Twenty .rdst, corner Eighth vo.
No 81 Fast fouteenthst Union square, 40 ThirL
ave. corner FoTtyseveB,h-i. AZ tho HARLEM oFfICEA
Nos 100 and 23OJ Thiraye, oonor One hundrodand'
Sonty-aithtt, up 70 y. nl- atrognlar Once fateA
I l.. TRAVER, auruoneer, will sell this
- day 10 O'Clock az 22S stanons fixtures OF lager
beer saloon JOS NJ. III. Attorney for Mortgage.
RECEIVERS SALE
REAL AND PERSONAL PROPERTY.
On tho 2sh day Of June 1888 nj Union Springs Cavuga
County NewYOkthe uderse ned will sell ~ public auction
what the How and school Property" The real
consists buildings two and fourth Of
land the crntTe O the village beautifully situated and sut
Sle hotel school The personal property
consists OF wellscectei hbrarg OF 200 yOumes valuable
appa furniture and household apputcnances
plea boats gymuasc app1rana &c. &c The sale viii
10 O'Clock the 18th which day Will
will be continued on the oh Al same hour the
nbar sc,ento apparatus bOas and gnnastc implements
viii be disposed OF.
June q, 1883.
JAS. SEYMOUR, JE,
Receiver, Auburn. n. Y.
SEDGEWICK. AMES q KING,
Attornevs. syracuse, y. Y.
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DOR R0NDOUT AND KINGSTON, Iandlng
7 EUTGU Valley ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Il at Crsnston's, Cornwall Newbulg Marlboro, Million,
Pokeepe Esopu connecting with Ulster and Del and
stony Glove Railroads Steamboat CITY OF Springfield leaves
Tuesday, Thursday Saturday, at from harrsonsI
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Law Schools.
VALE LAW SCH0OL.-Six Professors and
nine Instructors. IL b. In two yoars ID 9 L. In :
sept IL For circulars address PROF
WAYLAND, NeW-Haycn. CT
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

ing-day of only eight hours in length,
coupling their struggle for this with
demand for public evening schools, so that
they-especially the younger men among
them-may be able to use for educational
purposes the time saved from manual
labor. 1t is in this way that they will
best prepare themselves to obtain legisla-
tion in their own interest and prevent
legislation that tends to their hurt. 1t
hardly need be said that If an eight
hour day is desirable for workingmen, it
is at least equally so for working
and the same remark will apply to evening
enhnn1c
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

SOME OF THE LEADERS of the working
men appear to look forward with rather
sanguine expectations to the result of an in
vestigation begun last winter before the
Senate Committee on Education and Labor.
THE CRITIC has no great hope that the
labor question will ever be solved by
Congressional committee, though the inves-
LEGATIONS made from time to time may
bring out some facts, knowledge of which
may assist in its solutioni
One condition essential to any really val
nahle legislation on behalf of labor, is that
workingmen should have a pretty good
idea how the different measures proposed in
Congress and in State Legislatures are
likely to affect their interests, so that they
may not remain quiescent while laws are
enacted which tend to their injury. or while
measures demanded by the consideration of
their welfare are persistently neglected
This, however, would require increased
ability to trace the connection between
eauses and their remote effects, for it is often
in ways so occult and indirect that even
the lawmakers themselves are unaware of
the consequences to flow from their action
that bad legislation works its mischlevous
results.
About the first thing upon which we
would advise workingmen to concentrate
their efforts is the attainment Of q work
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28
Whnt Isa Gentlemnn2

What Is a gentleman It ls a very old qles.
tioD, and has been answered In very different
ways, but Il Is clear that the word has rela-
tive, and not an absolute, meaning, as some
insist that It varies with the times. Tho
general impression Is that q gentleman 10 a
man who dresses in neat and fashionable
clothes, clothes that NJ and that are tasty, but
not gaudy. A majority OF gentlemen in Wash
ington buy their clothes at Robinson, Parker
& Co's, corner Of Seventh and d streets north.
west, because they Keep The best.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28
THE CRITIC ABROAD.

Very senseless reasons are frequently
given by employees for throwing up their
positions but clerk in one Of the Depart
ments resigned his position the other day
and rendered the most foolish reason for his
actions which any brain, disordered or
otherwise, could conceive of.
'You have resigned your place in Cen
eral Blanks office, / see, Bob now what
are you going to do?" observed the Critic
TO the ex-clerk this morning, meeting him
on the Avenue.
"oh, don't know yet. l haven't any
place now"
But what did you resign for, if you have
no position? You can't afford to be idle.''
81 know can't afford to be idle" re-
piled the clerk sadly "but it seemed to
me when / resigned that could do moth
ing else. had to have a little money l
couldn't get it ; and so l resigned my clerk
slip that might be paid off.
How often were you paid OFF,
Twice month"
So you didn't get much money when
you were last paid.'
"No; it was not much. Oh, see now
that 7 made a mistake" said the young
man, and he walked on, appearing to be in
deep probably for the first
time in his life.
The silent shadows of early morn were
difiusing themselves as usual yesterday
morning making row of beer kegs in front
of Kaiser's saloon look like platoon OF
portly dwarfs. Hosts of English sparrows
were shifting their positions on the tree
boughs and preparing to straighten their
ruffled feathers for the days crusade, when
one Of the newly appointed policemen, who
had been posing on the corner, observed the
misty form of man with an object OF
glistening brightness in his hand, creeping
softly down the street.
"Ah, ha !" muttered the new cop, "he's a
burglar, and that's either pistol or kuife
in his hand. I'll capture him."
Noislessly the cop followed the burglar
until the latter disappeared among the
empty beer kegs. Then, with brave de.
termination in his off eye, and his baton in
his near hand, the peeler swooped down
upon the shadowy and unsuspecting form
with "Pve got yer now"
"All right, pard," murmured the old
tramp, in an easy tone, without arising
81 know I'm good for thirty days at the
farm, but just let me fill this yere tomato
can with stale beer. Two had hard bed
on the soft side of a pine plank, and need
an eye-Opener this mornin'."
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

A PosTMIsTREss has been discovered in
Ohio, who, for years, has been entitled to
an allowance for clerk hire, but never has
had the heart to apply for i'll The mod
esty of Ohio people is proverbial, and this
is only new example of it.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

GOVERNOR BUTLER has had his innings,
and he retires in every way victor over the
Harvard overseers, who snubbed him and
made fools of themselves. Buffers speech
at the Harvard commencement dinner was
model of elegance, propriety and COM
unn seneo
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

SPARTA, TENS.-Dr. W. u. Cummings says,
81 am strongly convinced OF the ericacy OF
Browns Iron Bltters and recommend them"
:" s:-"Women meyer become bal1headed." Well
that's the reason.
BARKEIPERs' coats at A. Saks & Co.'s
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

THE Cincinnati Times-star, in we'll
considered, temperate and logical editorial
on the indications of the outcome of the
present political struggle in Ohio, con-
cludes that the Democrats will carry the
Legislature and the Republicans will elect
Judge Foraker Governor.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

THE Scott law lcgalizes the saloon busi-
ness in Ohio and will add 100000 to
the Treasury of Cincinnati The more sem
sible saloon. keepers appreciate the legal
standing given to their business and pay
the tax cheerfully.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28
Thursday, June 2S, 1888.

WHEN the Democratic candidate for
Governor Of Ohio was asked whether he
was in the habit of resigning nominations
he replied, mo, never ~ and then thought
fully added, "Well, Hoadly everw
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28
The Reward of Common Sense.

The one unbelieylng captain OF a fishing
smack, who sailed from Gloucester In defiance
OF Virgins prophecies, has returned trium-
OF fsh ever known.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28

WHEN Congress is here affairs at the
Capital are run by wind, but now that Con-
gress is away Jupiter Pluvius is running
matters hercabout by water. Old Jup ap-
pears to be attending strictly to business
this season. Fourteen inches OF water fell
here yesterday-that is, fourteen inches
wide
The Evening critic., 1883-06-28
"AIderuev DAIRY WAGONS, >,

Fresh Alderney butter, churned every morn.
ing and delivered in y 10 "ward" prints, 35c.
per ID. Also, cottage cheese, buttermilk
and sweet milk, 30 per at. Dream 1bc, per pint