The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-08


did not write the communication, but knew
nothing whatever about it We deem this
explanation due the lady and trust it will
Be all sufficient.
HOW TO KISS.
Cream and peaches once q week.
Kiss your girl on the right hand cheek /;
Apples green and apples dried,
Kiss her on the other side.
Ashland Review.
That evinces wretched taste,
Take your girl about the waist,
Lift her to her pink toe tips,
And print it squarely on her lips.
Frankfort Yeoman.
Seize the maiden in your arms
BIushing with her tempting charms;
And 1t would, we think, he snugger,
Oft to kiss and tightly hug her.
Paris Citizen.
Take your girl in warm embrace,
Heart to heart and face to face,
Eye to eye and nose to nose,
Flippity flop, and away it goes!
-Fiemingburg Democrat.
All of these do very we'll
And charming story tell
but better way We en-
Is to kiss each word between.
How to Treat Woman" is the title
of newspaper article. Headlines are often
deceptive. Some women like to be treated
with consideration, others with affection,
and there are still others who like to be
treated TO ice cream.
Women have increased in importance
and value proportiona,ely with the in
creased freedom and educational develop
msnt of the sex.
The London Court Circular ayers that
fashionable English women have no souls
The editor of that paper might have pre-
sented the matter more forcibly by asking
the conundrum: "Why do the English
women resemble American corporations ?''
Mr.. Beecher is of the opinion that If q
woman was built to do anything she should
do it. There are many we'll meaaing but
physically weak persons of the male gen.
der in this world who imagine that woman
was built to practice upon the masculine
intellect with club.
The following taken from an exchange,
will be recognized by every woman at least
rs about the facts in the case.
"For the ornamental part of q house.
Keeper, . man is peculiarly untitled his
soul Is closed and his vision dim to the
truly beautiful. He scorns brick-a-brac,
and is not susceptible to the ennobling and
refining influence of that home angel, the
tidy. If there were fifteen tides on one
chair, be would crumple ten under him,
and get up With the rest on his back. He
is ssorn enemy to all decorative at, and
if not watched will 60 to bed on the Pillow
shams. He pulls the bsd-clotAes out b.,
the roots, when he gets up; he leaves
water in the wash-b0wls, and hangs the
towel on the floor. He makes . aat-rack
of the piano and expects to find his slippers
Just where he left them last week His idea
q being comfortable is to throw open every
door and window in me house, and, % to
becoming arrangement Of lights and shades
his mind is perfect blank. He waa new
or known to make knot in towel and
chase dies out the room, and if he does not
see what he wants the minute he opens the
bureau drawer, he knows it 70 not there,
and you cannot convince him to the con-
trary. He lacks .adroitness, and always
drags out the weak legged chair for q Wis
itor to sit in. His mind is not nimble Ut
taking hints. We have seen . man who
understood Emerson, help himself to the
last sic. Of cake, with company present,
and unblushingly call for more, uotwith-
standing his wife Vas kicking him under
the table and winking ut him over it. II
will readily Be seen that he is, BY nature
and education, totally disqualified to act
- goddess of the home"
SEDALIA. May Bird.
When . young man has begun to realize
that there is only one woman in the entire
world and that he cannot live without
telling her 30, when would be the best time?
Yours,
c.
c.: As rule . delicate woman does
not think of man as lover, or even
know whether she could care for him in
that capacity, or not until she has received
some impression of his special interest in
her. Then she begins to consider him.
Does long talk with him bore or delight
her? Does she find herself talking to him
freely or entertaining him with an effort
Is the festive occasion from which he is alb
sent robbed of some portion of its bright
ness docs she see his face, all faces
among" catch his voice though q dozen
are speaking. Then unconsciously do her
cheeks begin to glow at his comin.. In
her eyes smiles . welcome, timid yet sweet,
then may the anxious lover speak safely
for his time has come and abe will not say