The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-05-27

which banks obtain their cOnHueu-
tial information; he can make or
unmake members of Parliament; he
is a fnancier, law adviser, Yolun-
tary Judge and state official unat-
| tached. The city nOtarle5 are a
different class. They are powerful,
but do not possess all the Warwick
potency of their provincial confrere'
and if they get into a tight ce,are
not able to keep up to time IN
realiZations of SUGGESTIONS, the
dean, 'the old man." calls on
them, examins their books,
and if anything be wrong
seals are opposed, and the debts
paid by the syndicate who are col
lectively responsib bic. But then the
interest in the Office is sold, for the
profession of notary is as close a
borough as a Spanish order of chlV-
airy, and its minimum price IS a
million of francs.
An esthetic hair dresser, Or as he
signs himself a capillary artist,
draws attention i'll terms of indlg-
nant elOquence to the "crOWning
indecency of the age. What he
says is more repulsive than to look
into the pit of theatre, and notice
in the several fops' alleys there, the
array of bald heads? Ladies ought
not TO tolerate that scandal, but
should insist on che critters" wear
ing wigs. He will swear, and by
the KoIaRif necessary, that mix
lures to restore the growth of the
hair. are only good as frictionS in
case of rheumatism or in the first
stage of consumption.
The mania for shooting the public
at large with reVOlvers is on the in
crease; no less than four such cases
have occurred this week. When a
lunatic commences to open his fire,
the crowd disperse more rapidly
than if a dozen riot acts were read.
TIE name of the Marquis of Gal
liffet still keeps first place in the
public mind. Some look upon him
as the coming General Monk. The
republicans count upon him to de
liver them in case of affection,
whether monarchal or anarchal.
The marquis is simply an able SAB
reaLT, who merely takes pleasure in
executing orders. He IS as original
as Marshal SAKE, as dashin9 as
Murat, and as studious a cavalry
tactician as Valentine Baker. When
very young he was caught in the
tolls of siren, for whose Whims
he spoiled his family; he thus bor-
rowed the family jewels without
consulting the family. a trap
was set for him; he agreed to join
the army if supplied with some
money and secured in a feather bed
regiment. He was duly gazetted a
sub-lieutenant in a regiment of
Zouaves, time Crimean war, arrived
in Paris to replace the guards; but
General Basquet demanded his
Zouaves, and the regiment hardly
arrived from Africa, received orders
to re-embark. Galliffet refused,
when two gendarmes arrested him
and placed him safe on board the
troop ship. He vowed he would do
his best to get killed. InkermaRn
offered the occasion: he led his
squadron like fOrlorn hope, and
became the bravest of the brave.
Next he volunteered for Mexi-
co, and outside Vera Cruz,
attacked with 25 men 1000
Mexican cavalry; his band was cut
to pieces; his abdomen was laid
open by a sword slash, and his
shoulder nearly sliced off by lance.
Later, the doctor found him breath
ing, dressed his wounds and sent
him to the military hospital in this
city. One evening when he was
conVa-escent, be received orders to
dine at the Tulleries; he said he was
not in condition to 90. He was
compelled; arriving at the palace,
he was requested to change his uni
form OF lieutenant for that of colonel
and his commission to that rank
was handed him. well Colonel
Galliffet," said Napoleon, "YOa
will pardon me for exporting you
formerly to the CrimeaP' The Mar
quiS now wears silver plate over
his stomach; his meals, to a
gramme, are daily weighed, as if he
should display embonpoialt, the alb
dominal wound would open, and his
life be at an end. Consequence, he
lives on cigarettes.
A lady before clipping, begged her
Lothario to allow her to leave be-
hind all the presents her husband
gave her; agreed to. She deposited
her rings, brooches. etc., and finally
detaching complete set of false
teeth mumbled: Nov love, I am
| VOurs for eyer"
In certificate given to a house
maid, it WIS set forth, her "habits
were so proper that every morning
she cleaned out the cage Of the
mechanical singing bird"