Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-07-13
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.1f 'WbAt ulnf9ta pi0teRs(ld youGtffef
miss ~ inqulredtt photographer Of a young
lady suls itpp We'll was the reply, take
me,with, AZ .sTpSsesson as though / were
Writing, ? p9eH ppo ioye,S, 1.-The Photographer !,
worked in haggard oh l5q idea exptea :
sion, lot OF disheveled hair, big fnky
fore finger and a dress without any collar on,
The girl bought 'he phts ant gt flashed i a.
- pi''cfis a,oms7 gal s,p,ss % noigrldpnW d
" Ella Wheeler says she dpss p9i 'feel lhe.
need Of u husband ora tombsisne.,c Ella
takes a cheerful view Of marriage.
on the afternoon Of his marriage day. Ad-
vocates Of scmi-ccntenna baths may use this
item, il they will return it in good condl.
ton. a..D
A Michigan woman was shot In the chin by
a burglar Nobody thought the wound would
prove fatal, but it did. 1t seems that her
vitality was oil in her chin.
"Surprised eyebrows" are the latest fash
ionable agony with the girls. The desired
expression is said 10 be gained by frequently
imagining that a nice young man is asking
them out to have some ice cream.
Personal notes-snores.
A short cut TO the jungles)--get your hair
monkeyed.
A writer says that the most destructive
missile is grape shot. We don't believe it
runs bigger graveyard than the cucumber
bullet.
1t is said that the perspiraton OF bald
heads is poisonous. brat the luck--why
don't 1t kill flies them
A case Of prosiration from heat is reported
from the suburbs. The victim was dizcov-
cred lying on his back In hammock, smok-
ing cigar.
A Nevada Indian recently buried the
Ratchet. lie buried it in the skull of set
tier
Hancock is declared by his friends to he
still u candidate for Prcsdcnt.-EJ Yes, n
very still one.
An Illinois pickle factory has contracted
for over 400 acres of cucumbers. That Is
equivalent to the salvation of about so, 600 OF
the population Of the State.
Forty.six per cent of all the school chill
| dren in Austria have black eyes. This
speaks well for the discipline of the play
ground. .
There are large fields OF garden strawber-
ries at Mashce, Mass. It's supposed that the
slang expression, ''crushed strawberry" orig
mated here.
NJ. Pasteur says tina, it is dangerous to kiss
any one who is fasting. Girls, paste this in
your hats, and show it to the boys at straw
berry festivals.
Au Auburn, N. Y, hen recently laid an
egg with the word ''honey" stamped on it.
1t is supposed that she swallowed a love let
ter and couldn't digest it all.
A Chicago item conveys the startling in
formation that two men were cooked TO death
in that city. They must have married board
Ing school girls, and set up housekeeping be-
fore the hired girl arrived.
4 We believe it was Jane Swisshelm who
said "You can not lessen the natural c.rcum.
ference Il the female waist without stuntng
the Train" Thousands of young men have
stunted their brains, by spending the chief
part of their time IN this pernicious prac-
tice
The walking gentleman OF a Summer
dramatic trouple is often only walking
"stick. '-Bost0n Commercial Bulletin.
| "Goycrnor Buffers ia no one horse admin
istratlon,' remarks an exchange. Evidently
not His appears to be sort OF tanned EN-
administration, at it Understandable J0pr-
nal.
Robert Bonner owns one hundred and sew
enty horses. 1t must be terribly trying TO
make up his mind which one to harness up
when he wants 10 take a drive. How much
better of, after all. is the man who owns no
horses .--Boston 1'raRscript.
A Peoria Sunday-school invited a humber
of roughs I'D 90 with them on an excursion,
hoping that the effect would be reiormatory.
If they could remember who first suggested
the plan they'd expcl him from the church
Boston Post
/ II is stated that English sparrows have
driven nearly all the mocking birds from
around Goldsboro, n. C.. We once lived
next door to family that kept knocking
a bird and we do not blame the sparrows Bit
Probably the poor things wanted to get some
sleep. Philadelphia Ne'cs.
"Do think she's prctty:' he cried Il
: do, indeed. am really just wild over that
girl. Then why don't go in and do the
grand: Well, to tell the truth, it's just here.
| None of the other fellows 60 wild over her a!
ALL and there'd be no credit in winning her
out."-LoreH Citizen.