The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1883-12-14

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Cried out, "how very sad.n'
But thus To was better
Than too In ! wish they had,
For she'd a temper Of her own,
And he'd one just as bad
And so that they should marry
A kindly fate forbade,
For think how dreadful 'twould have been
When both of them got mad.
All! lucky spnoIy maiden,
hh!luck; spoony lid,
To meet ard kiss and part before
Too late TO wish YOU had
AT a meeting of the Brule County
Agricultural Society at the office of
Ii. $. Dunlap on Monday afternoon
last, the following officers were cleo
ted: G. NJ. Austin, Pres; S. K. Nu-
gent, Vice Pres; A. NJ. French, Sec;
Il. L. Ochsner, Treas. The above
gentlemen with +. T. tuulans con-
s;itu,e the board ot directors. 7, W.
decided to hold the mex, aL,ual lair
the third week in September.
We think another butcher shop in
i'iahkinton would be a grand scheme,
SO that farmers could sell a Whole
hog az they probably could sell half
a hog to each shop. Al present it is
impossible to sell a whole hog in
town, unless they know where they
can sell half for about tw ice as much
as they will pay. We are thankful
because we are abe to eat a good
slice ourselves. -Plankinton Standard.
There are sorle of the most ener-
cetic men in Dakota doing business
III Chamberlain. The idea struck one
of them that it would be a good
scheme to buy government blankets
of the Indians, and pay for them
with tobacco and whisAey. lie cx-
ecuted his schem e and one day last
week was take, to Yankton, and in
dicted by the grand jury for defraud-
ing the U. S. Government. After he
had paid his fine he went to figuring
how much he had made or the deal,
and found that the twelve blanket
cost him jus, s7i apiece. He will
buy his blankets elsewhere after this.
-Plankinton Standard.
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is filled wi 1 interesting reading for
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err with The Philadelphia Weekly
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copies will b" mailed free to all who
apply. Ada:es The Press, Phila-
delphia, PA.
When Bro. Willis approached his
Office on Tuesd'v morning last he
was somewhat surprised to see a
crowd of urchins in front of his door
each holding on to u rope to the
other end of whic., was attached a
dog. On asking TO an explanation
OF such a congloD Grated gathering
Of the human and dog family he was
pointed out a sign hanging over the
door which read:
Wanted, Dogs
Enquire within.
Willis says if he iinds the man who
put that sign up he will make him
think hell hath no fury like an editor
scorncd.
"Oulda" understood her sex we
when she wrote the following:
"Wonan she'll honor great ability,
shall behold true manliness. shall be
w~orshiped with knightly reverence,
shall he assailed I'y all tn. splendor
of intellect, shall be wooed with all
daring and humility and yet shall
remain cold and untouched as mar.
BILE in the quarry. And then shall
come II who has the magic gift
this wand that wakes the sleeping
senses, this rosc that slipped into the
bosom PARISHES all peace, this power
of love in aarnated-and though the
magician be faithless as the wind and
rootlcss as the wind-born flower, vet
i'll him alone forever shall be her
heaven and her hell"
1t wa at the church oyster supper
the other night, the merr1mcnt was
at its height, when an appalling
shrek from the pastors study 1.-THE
kitchen rem the air. Confusion
worse COMPOUNDED reigned supreme
when a bevy of crstwhile beauties
rushed frant!cly, with d,sheveled hair
and d: storted features, INTO the room,
"Nhs is i,?" 'what is it?" eagerly
asked the trembling guests. Eyes,
what the mattcr??" echoed Jim Upp
from under n of the tables where
he hs | crawlcd for safety. ''1'hls is
the n .tter;isaid one of the girls, who,
more aold WSAn the rest, had forked
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