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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

The great rush for lots in this add
ton Il unprecedented. Over fifty of
them sold in the last four weeks. They
are enc mile east from the postofice, on
the shortest and most direct route TO
Like Washington. Mill street extends
through the addition. The lots are
small farms by themselves. being 60x128
fest in size. They are situated ON
high plateau, overlooking the bay, and
In the near future viii undoubtedly be
right in the heart Of the Queen City
of the Pacific coast. Thsse lots are
not offered for sale 70 spe0ulat0fS fo9
cash. The plan II 70 give every man.
no matter what his financial circum-
stances, q chance 20 secure . lot or
block of land, that ~ ''time rolls
round" he viii have reason to rejoice
instead of weep over his purchase. II
he Is a Spectator and pays cash down
for his purchase. We bind him TO clear
and fence his lot or lots within year.
II he il a poor man, DESTROYS OF secur-
inc a home and saving rent, We give
him a years chance for bis life, and II
he behaves himself we'll, makes q good
neiQhbor, and especially IL he clears
and improves his lot nicely, We give
him a better chance. We prefer selling
lots to this class OF people on easy
terms, than to receive all cash IN
hand. Our object is TO increase and
multiply homes and improvements,
that our census returns may show a
population of 10000 in 1884, 10000 in
1858, 10000 in 1892. and loo, 200 in 1896,
with corresponding wealth. There are
abundant resources in the lakes and
rivers, the hills and mountains, the
plains and valleys behind us, and the
broad Pacific before Us, to warrant this
happy state OF affairs, and they will Be
properly utilized to this end by our
wide-awake citizens, and don't you for
get it, If you do, you may lose the
chance to secure one OF the finest,
largest and cheapest lots in the city.
Price 800 each for inside lots; $50
| for corners, with SOS of for one corner
and two inside lots adjoining. Apply to
III. S. Booth, first door west OF the post
Office, Seattle. Wash. Ter. Dec4 81.
up. S.-No matter how sleepy man
Is when be comes to Seattle, within iif-
teen minutes to as many days, accord
| ing to his intuition, he wakes up to the
| truth of the situation, is seized with
| that impulse which animates the masses,
and the next arrival cannot tell him
from one Of the "old settlers, " SO enthu-
| siastic il he over our vast resources. our
central position and the certain great
ness Of our city. His first move is to
purchase real estate; and history re-
cords the fact that the sooner he wakes
up and makes his purchase, the happier
he is; as every day adds to his wealth.
Ask any man you meet in Seattle il this
is not true"
| Extract from Mr.. Booths great
speech to the tall frs in the Snoqualmie
Pass. in 1880, when travelling alone.
| d15tf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
DlnY POST IHfELLlGEHCER.
A MUsRETTE.

Oh, the plump and pert soubrette.
She's pet;
She can o9le and coquette,
Then forget.
Blonde her flowing hair, and yet
Only recently we met,
And say it With regret
It was jet.
Every night q seat I get,
Front parquette;
Thero / woa1hip hsS and yst
Fpme and first.
At the matinees, you bet,
! am always TO be met,
And for roses for my PCT
I'm II debt.
Oh, peridious soubretts.
To coquette
With my heart! Ny eyes ars vet
With regret.
Il was hardly etiquetts
Your adorer TO forget
For Q fellow with q yellow
Clarionet.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

This article Of food has taken 10
strong hold ON the general public that
the consumption has acquired enormous
proportions all over the world. Germa-
ny Is now trying to prohibit the impor-
tation of our American hams, under the
pretext of their unsoundness, trichin@,
ETC., which is all bOsh. But that some
inferior article is put up by some I'M
scrupulous dealers may be the truth; but
our first-class Kansas. for instance,
the FRS. Whittaker's Star Sugar cured
Hams, st. Louis. Mo.-which have
gained worldwide reputation for their
soundness, sweetness, delicious and ap-
petizing qualities, should be also ex-
cluded, is certainly great injustice. II
Prince Bismarck would tasts them once
We are sure he woul recall his threat
ened embargo. To guard against impo-
sition, all genuine FRS. Whittaker's
Star Hams are plainly branded on the
skin side with the firms name. Lsok
before you buy.
lw BBEEzE q LoUoHBAN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

SNITH's BIyou THEArER.-Mollis Ar
cher, the funniest serio- comic singer on
the stage; Jerry Hart. the great come
dian and end man; Beatrice Leo, the
charming balladist; Billy H. Karman, end
man, vocalist and comedian; Harry
Staley. Emma bayfield,. Kitty True,
Spot Sloan, Fanny O'Neel, Charles
O'Neel, the great Dutch and Irish come
dian, all under the direct supervision of
Harry Elmore, the very funny and
clever general performer. Change of
bill Monday and Thursday. Admission
free.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
Proposals for Fresh Beef and
Mutton.
SUBSISTENCE OFrIcE.

u.
DEPARTMENT or THE COLUMBIA.
VANc0UyEH BARRACKS. w. r.,
CEALED PROPOSALS. IN TRIPLI.
~ cate, subject to the usual condition.
Will be received at this office, and al The
omces OF tha Acting Commissaries Of
Suosistence. u the following posts flor the
fresh Beef and Mutton needed al thoss
posts only. until IL O'clock noon. on Wed.
nesday, April 18th. 1883, at which time
and place they will be opened In the pres.
enco OF bidders. for furnishing and deliv.
cry OF Fresh Beef and Mutton durinS fhe
barracks !. T.; Fort Candy, w. r.: For
C<eur a. lene. 1. T.; Fort klamath. ORA.
&0n Fort Lapwai. /. r.; Fort GpSksne
w. T.; Fort Stevens. Oregon fort Town.
senc. W. T.; Vancouver Barrncks. w n .
Fort Walla Waila, w. +. -
Bank proposals and printed cSrcu,.--
statng the kind Of Beef ana Mnftor -
quired az each post. and giving fuii in
structions as TO the manner or hiid,rc
conditions to be observed by bid aers 49,
setms OF contract and PAYMENT viii ha
furnished on application "a thiS ofS,ce -
INC acting Commissaries of auhcister,cos -
y me various posts named. knyeiones
0gmntsining proposals. should be msrked
proposals. Tor Fresh Beef and Mufton ~
.;;....;.... and addressed to the undsr.
sl&ned or to tho respective Actinr Com.
msssaries Of Subsistence. Sola-
6AML T. CUSHING
mrIa oW aw Captain and C. g. I'D
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
now TO SECURE HEALTH.

It is strange any one will suffer from
arrangements brought on by impure
blood, when Scovill's Sarsaparilla and
Stillingia, or BLOOD and LIVER
SYRUP will restore health to the phys
ical organization. II is a strengthening
syrup, pleasant to take, and the best
BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered
curing Scrofula, Syphlilitic disorders,
Weakness Of the Kidneys, Erysipelas
malaria: Nervous disorders, Debility
Bilious complaints and diseases Of the
Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Skin,
etc.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Seminal weakness, Impotency. night
BY dreams. pimples on the lace ~ -
manhood can positively b cure0
sick and afflicted should not fail e
him. Tho Doctor has travelled extenG
n Europe and inspected thorouenI w.
deal Of valuable information. whion
competent to impart 70 those - - -
his services. DR.. Gtbbon win -
charge unless he effects . cure
at . distance may be cured q home
communications strictly conedentnt u
zee NO ono but the Doctor. Fereqn. S.ssS
ing 70 tho Doctor win please staac ~ y
Charles FeaeCnahlc. Cal Or Writ ~
dies d.. 3. GIDEON. p. o. boz r.:
Efanoisco. Send 90 fw Iees4SS
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

The BARGAIN Store has Just received a
fine line Of Notions and Fancy Goods
for the spring trade, consisting Of Rib
bons, Laces, Embroideries, Gloves, Hos
iery, etc.. all to be sold at very low pri-
ces. Next door to Cooperative Gro
Gerry, Front street, In Denny's now
Block.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
MISCELLANEOUS.
!, CONSULT
Dr.. c. |. MILLER, ST.,
SEATTLE, w. r..
Cherry st. bsiow seeonA |,
p. o. Box "A,
Consultations & ExSminat,c..
} FREE.
IMPOTENCE =
Cured on the Instalment Pl.,,
What hiS pafienfa hav> 80

% sAs~AA ~SsAsaN~<As AAk VA6NCk -
Cured on the Instalnens Pl,,t
What his patients have . 80.
Case l6O. Linn County. Der "a -.
Doctor-I am a new man: shsli 49, -.
my note In Ia days. ~
lie paid his note In full. Z
Gaze I06. San Francisco ser. -,
1 was cured by DIR. c. L. MINI. -
Spermatorrh1 in seven weeks. g
Subscribed and sworn 10 hefo,s 49,
LIST day Of September. ISIS. -
JOHN HAMILI. Notarv p.,.-
Case Ia. Astoria. Ogn., June = :,
am doing splendid. think hat =
well. II you think best send ma ~.
bottle of the last medicine.
Answer.No more medicine rson,,.a /.
Case 2O3. White River. W.T. N.,.
Send me a couple bottles Of ia .s - -
got there last. 1t Is just whaf / 1913
will come down as soon a. lean. III !
Case POS. Is well In six wax. 49,
notes before due. <Vs ~
Case go. is well in tvo n,o..s.
his notes three months hefees ~
due. ssO
Case2l3 Is we'll intwomonsh. ~,
notes three months before they ~ ~ -.
Case 2ls. Stopped here; WA cu,.a !. -
month. Pays his notes in mn = -
Twenty-four other cases are m ao,,~
well. feads~ts
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

cesses in rastusef yesrs - such = Lno e
Memo0, LAssitude, Nocturnal ImA1Gna
Aversion to Society, Dimne0 Of W.
Noises in the Head; the vital 1u1d 49,
unobserved IL the urine, end manV -
diseases that lead to insanity and doalA.
DE-. MINTIE will agree to fugle11 m
HUNDRED DOLLARS for Q case Of this 6n1 ~
VITAL RESTORATIVE under his sDoG1h
advice and treatment) will not cure, q r.
anything impure or injurious found h q
DR. MiNTIE treats al Privste Diseasoo -
ccssfully without mercury. CoNu11Ann
ynEx. Thorough examination and advleak -
Iouding analysis OF urine, $500. Pm e
VITAL RESTORATIVE. $500 bottle, q ~
times the quantity, 5000; sent 70 any -
dress upon receipt Of price, or o. o. D.
secure from observation, and In pftvao -
A. z. MINTIH. n. D..
II Keaxny Street, San Efauciseos O.
SAMPLE BOTTLE R21.s
Sent on application BY letter tatinG eu1p
toms. Sex and Age. Communicates s81do
confidential.
DIR. MINTIEH KIDNEY REMEDY, ~
RETICUN, cures all kinds Of Kid1G4 -
Bladder Complaints, 6onoErh0a, 0lsse, L.
corrh1a- For sale BY all dIuag1oeo; W.
bottle. six bottles for IS. 90.
DR. MINTIE'6 DANDELlON PlL19 g
the best and cheapest DY6Pn0n -
BILIOUS curs IN the market. For sals y
druggists.
All orders for medicine O. o. D. nus1 - d
companicd With 81. las guarantee Of 81
fxith,l which VII Be- deducted vhsn n
csrf- 80 g. 49, ~ss-h.s~ 4
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
The GREAT ENGLISH RfnFny

~ Q novueI ii ~
Cure for Nav1IS
Debility. ~
ed vitality. 80
nal WeskAoee.
8 per ator1\1N
LOST HAuuoQO
Impotsacy, n
lysis. HsoslaIul
rh0A. anA IL -
terrible e0eelD r
eelf.Ahaso. yu1lA'
ful fOllina ~ -
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

II you want any kalsomining or paper
hanging done, 20 TO Mack and Croker;
ahop ON Cherry atreet, opposite Yesler's
rates and satisfaction guaranteed. 31m
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
HAVE vou SEEN THEM ,

Those elegant nov ranges Just received
by Waddsll b Miles direct from the man
manufactoriss-the Superior Range and
Stove. They are the finest, most econom-
ical, and altogether desirable range on
the Pacific Coast. Call and see thsm.
even II you don't buv.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18
ENGINE FOR SALE.

4 kH0RsE POWER MOUNTED nm.
t. s1ne. nearly new. in drst cless ortSsr
BY "a o. add Scsa' a. ro, Particulars %.
s...11. fo25 dw I'm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Swan BAKING PowpER.-We ask our
customers 70 give this single trial,
knowing full we'll Il will be tho favorite
after being tested.
G. p. STONE d Co.,
f1H Cash Grocern. Front Street.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Tho STUDEBAKER II the standard
wagon Of the world. For sale BY Wald
4 OAmpbell.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Nobby Scotch Wool Suits, equaline
custom work, for el5, at the Star Cloth
Ina House.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

n. O. neIAuRhlin. Optioian. Front
seEset Masonic building. 4 d guar
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

For latest styles Of Hats, and beauti
ful Neokwear patterns, visit the Star
Clothing House.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Le Rlehauss Golden Balsam uos j
cures Chancres. first and second ee
Sores on the Legs and Body; eypAtL
Catarrh, diseased Scalp. and al pea1
forms OF the disease. Price $6por -
lie Richau's Golden Dalsan Ies4
curesT Tertiary. Mercurial Syphuif!en
matism. Pains In the Bones, UIc0l
Throat, Syphilitic Rash, LumpA etc. -
Graduates all diseases from the ~
whether caused by bad treetmoe =
abuse OF mercury, leaving the hlooa
and healthy. Price Is per bottla
Le Richauss Golden Spanish -
oOte for the cure of GOnorxh0As g.
etc. Price $3.50 per bottle.
LIE ss1chauss G0lden Spanlah ~
t1On, Q wash for cure Of Gleee
lures. Disease of the Urethra ard =
der. etc. Price 3l.50 per bottlA
LIE Richauso Golden OlnlUonel u
the effective healing Of 6yphlie1e -
and Eruptions. Price q ~ bossse
ALSO AGENTS vc0
LIE B1chauss Golden P1l1os ~ 49,.
ness. loss Of physical powers en0 ~
eases arising from abuse and Co.
overwOrk. Price 43 Per boz.
Sent everywhere G. D. D.. securely
by Express.
q. =. RlCHA RD0 4 CO., Agenegs
~ and 6anSome st. cor. Cl1Z
0-dAwtf San FrnnCtGCA Q
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Leather and rubber betting, lacing.
babbitt metal. etc., at Wald d Camp
bells,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Having secured rooms in the Mar
shall building, ! desire 10 say to thu
people Of Seaetls that I eill give private
Instructions IN the art Of dancing. at
reasonable prices. Having an entirely
new method Of teaching round dances,
would especially like 10 seoure thoss
TOR scholars who hAyo hArotofeFo
thought themselves unable 70 learn %
dance. claim that my method is 20
simple and easy that Il il impossible for
any 0ne to avoid learning Who will Give
It trial. All the latest society dances
taught. For tessns inquire at room 4,
4a!shall building, or Address postal
card 70 Prof. Eehnomaunn.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Every article In the Gents Furnish
ing Goods line 10 be had at the Star
Clothing House.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

1hs eslehcaAed Oscun Oyiindes. yous
81 ard oeAee 1nbsieatinR Oh . WA
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Eyeglasses for all sights at Little
Macs.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

The extra light-weiQht Pocket Hat
for sale by Chaa. Goldstein the batter.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

Kendall's SPAWN Cure IL used from
tho Atlantic 10 tho Pacific coast.
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Ladies', make no mistake, but wait for
sne grand openina Of millsnery goods 70
81 your hats, ETC., for Easter Sunday,
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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-18

IN SECOND STREET. CORNER or
- NIL and am prepared to let ruome 70
lod9crs By the night week OF month.
The Howard Houee b new conventently
located. G8huy. ana has rooms 70 suit N
claspea.
j1u MRS. BoCKLxR.
The Baltimore County union., 1883-12-08
BREEDING FROM YOUNG STOCK.

We.tern R~rai.
a correspondent writes to inquire If
il is desirable to breed from hlies9 The
answer will necessarily depend some
what upon circumstances. II is to be
noted in the first place that it isperfect-
ly natural. II they were wild they
would breed and nature makes no
mistakes. Why then should they not
be used for breeding purposes in n do
mesticated state1 The only reason that
can be urged against it is that our treat
mcnt Of the domestic animal Injuries its
powers and retards its development
and no doubt this is often true. But
il should not be true. Any system Of
breeding or treatment which antago-
nizes nature should be abandoned at
once. Improved or domestic breeding
is a science only when it is an aid to
nature; and our domestic animals
ought to be in better condition to full.
fill their mission than they would be
in the wild state. A filly that has come
from good stock, and has been cared
for with view to fully developing the
system, is fit for breeding at two years
old. The period of CESSATION is eleven
months, aud, therefore, the animal
would be nearly ) years old before the
colt was foalcd. But il used for breeding
purposes at such an age il will hardly
do to work her during the period Of
CESSATION. Here again nature should
be our guide. II the animal were in
the wild state the system would have to
bear only the burden Of breeding. IL
we attempt to increase that burden the
results may be injurious both to the
mother and the colt. II we intended
to work a filly, therefore, we should not
use her for breeding purposes, and il we
did not so intend we should hive no
hesitancy whatever in breeding from
her. Whatever the age may be, the
system Of feeding should be such as to
keep all parts Of the system well sup
piled with nourishmcnt, but this is par
ticularly true Of young animals. The
food should be OF n character to keep
the bone and muscular system strong
and improving, and there should be
strict care to guard against feeding too
much Of the heating, fat producing
foods.
The Baltimore County union., 1883-12-08

the wildcat, an were jis' poundin' il
inter him with t'othcr. never thort
they'd mind me, arter that, but jis' ez
| were shinnin' up the tree whar were
goin' ter look down an see the fight
out, an then come down an tackle the
winner, burned If both the bar an the
cat didn't let UP on mother an fasten
on me quicker'n scat. They yankcd
me down of7n that tree in sich hurry
that my heels almos' broke my neck,
an inter it we went agin, the three on
us, till the dirt an stun an pieces O.
scrub oak few 'roun' like chips ofTn a
planin' mill.
"'Wcll, says I, 'cf you durn fools
don't un'erstan' watts right, an is
boun' ter hcv circus with me, says l.,
'all friendship ceases, says !, 'an' the
circus is in
can so | took han in the fight
fur sartn. hadn't no knife, fur that
had fell out'n my belt long ago, an I'd
laid my gun down when stepped in
to part the cat an the bar SOS to hev
the fight out 'cordin' to squar' dealin'.
Consistently, know'd I'd heft to
kinder git away with them varmints
artcr their own style, or else watch my
chance an rit tick on 'cm ED set
'em back so ez | could git my gun an
knife. Well, b'gosh, We tore round
in thar fur morc'n an acre, an TO save
my gizzard | couldn't git the ,op.holt
on neither o. them varmints, an
bgun to feel cz If | had jcs' come
through 4 sassagc cutter. Bimeby,
though, got to my feet. The bar
riz up on one side o. me on his a'nches,
an the cat riz up on t'o,hcr side o me,
with her paws on my shoulder. The
bars mouth were open foot wide. |
see my chance quicker'n secon'. |
grabbed the cat plumb 10y the throat
with my righ; han, an fore she or the
bar had any idea o what were goin'
ter do, rammed her head kcrplumk
inter the bars mouth, an fore the bar
got over his s'prisc, showed the cat
clean down inter his throat. He closed
his jaws. What was left o. the cat on
the outside o. the bar wrigglcd an
stretched. Her tail went 'roun like
fireworks, an most split IN self laugh.
in TO see the bar try to spit the cat out.
'Twa' mt no use. Thar she were, struck
la's in his throat. The nine lives o.
the cat went all out to wunst soon artcr
the bar closed his jaws on her, but the
bar were in 4 wuss fix thin COW with
4 turnip in her throat. ! run for my
gun to put the finishin' tctches on the
bar. When | got back | had no use
fur it. The bar laid on the groun'
with his eyes bulged out so yc could 4
hung yer powder horn on 'em. He
were deader'n 'Gipshun mummy
The cat in his throat had shet his
caloric clean off, and choked him to
death.
"It's 4 real ole fashion rassel with a
bar iha, want to hcv ncx',' conclud'
cd the Old Settler, turning to the
County Clerk, Gan il ! don't git one
it'll be durn discouragin' an none o
your consarncd business whether it:
discouragin' to me or to M'riar, b'gosh
'lmightyi'
The Baltimore County union., 1883-12-08

p@-Thc seven Sutherland sisters,
now living in St. Louis, have reason to
be proud Of their hair. Their capillary
attractions are described as follows:
Sarah N. Sutherland, the eldest, has
long, massive and jet-black hair, falling
below the waist; Miss Victoria, whose
hair is the longest worn by any woman
in the world, shows growth reaching
to a length Of seven and a.half feet |;
Miss Isabella's hair is more than six
feet long Miss Grace's reaches length
Of almost six feet. Miss Naomi's hair,
which almost touches the ground when
she stands erect, is the most massive
and BEAUTIFUL ever seen upon a woman's
head il is fully six inches through,
and when spread out covers her CON-
pletely like cloak. Miss Dora's hair
Is abundant and five feet long. Miss
Mary is the youngest, her hair has al
ready attained wonderful growth, and
is rapidly tending toward such length
and massiveness as will make il the
most wonderful capillary decoration the
world ever saw.
The Baltimore County union., 1883-12-08
THE ANGLING ANANrAs.

An Angler sat by the Winter Ere,
While only his wife was nigh,
Aud he said TO himself,
Did this cunning old elf,
III tell EN- = whopping big lie
A brilliant and intricate lie.
lie leaned his chin on his ancient hand,
While gently be stroksd his beard,
Then he gathered his pen,
Ills ink and then
lie slyly aud knowingly leered-
A lccr that was foxy snd weird.
lie gaEed aloft at the ceiling dark,
And then he looked down at the hooT,
And he said: "0f q bout
After salmon aud trout,
III give 'etn some angling lore
Some lovely aud lying old lore"
lie wrote. and he wrote. a solid hour,
Ills wife all tho while sitting by,
Very certain, however,
That her hubby, so clever,
Was wa.kins np some novel lie
Some Wild aud extrayagant lie.
When sudden the old man rose up stark,
With looks that were wien and cold;
whats the matteri" cried she;
"Thc DEVIL" cried he,
Elm certainly fast growing old,
Every lie can think offs been told"
The Baltimore County union., 1883-12-08
nsy-"I am passionately fond of flow

s@r"I am passionately fond OF flow
ers,' said Miss Fussanfeather to Alger.
non, the other evening. Il always
have some kind Of flower about me.
well, can tell you,' replied the de-
voted Algernon, that you must have
had a mighty mean kind Of flour on
last night, for l have worked on the
lapel OF my coat for an hour, and
haven't got it all of yet. t.'-KoHkers'
Statesman.