National Republican., 1883-04-12

MosT Of the wives of the hanged Molle
Maguires nre keeping gin-mills, and are conse-
quoutly prosperous
lr Is said that the Mormon emissaries in
The south have never succeeded In conyettpg n
negro 10 mormonism.
AN Iowa man, so years old has written
1908 words on aposlRl card. Very old people arc
not necessarily harmless C0uicr- journal,
ThREE women have been elected TO the
Flint lMlchlgan) school board soboolma,ams
Will now be looked amer pretty efectuAlly.
A LouIsyILLE lady carried long lost pair
Of scissors all over town before sho discovered
that they had become fastened in her dress.
DENVER has u church ain any part Of
which one oan 500 and hear" The woman with
big bonnet must bo very unhappy in Denver.
A GENTLEMAN whose initials are w. Il.
u. hes iust been married It IA better to marry
thsn 20 remain bachelor aud spoil great coin.
Cdence.
40 Ear no dismal predictions have been pub
llshsd regarding Delaware peaches and the fruit
crop IN seneal Tho cfoakers are all busy with
the winter wheat
MEDICAL historians arc claiming that Adam
died nom ap0plexy but the facts arc against them
Evefy sunday school scholar knows that his death
resulted nom fall.
- - 7RtN AhaA NiNHuhHlb arc taken on SuD-
scnption by editors In India. This fact proves to
the o02Ioruia AdteiiteT that the prcss ia powerful
even In hcathon lands.
A NEW YoRK policeman recently shot and
fatally wounded brother officer. This Is tho first
Time New YORK blue coat was ever on hand at
The time OF murder-SoneruAie Journal
TRANSLATED from the Omnibus: "Thun.
doerWcaihor What wants your horse in my
stofef' =" Pardon you, tlf the stupid brute has
it his stable supposed 70 be."-Cowier Journal.
SPEAKING Of the pervorslty Of inanimate
things, u temperance person says that no bottle
or iua Il content In this world until II has cork
fattling around on H. insdes, unable 10 get out.
JURY composed entirely of clergymen Is
70 he impaneed 10 Try the next liquor case at
Grand Rapids, Mich. The other Grand Rapid.
iHns will be content n they got ON ajury to try
the liquor.
para, what Is bonanzar asked little
boy a. the breakfast table this morning. "a bone
answer" echoed his father. with a dazed look.
I Then he silently lined half u shad from the dish
and placed u on hisson's plate
ONE Of the fret things Susan b. Anthony
/ dld Ia London was 10 see irving and Miss Terry,
and 10 send home an expert opinion ofthelr love-
making She found II delightfully."- 'eold and dis
/ tant" Now, susan - B0si9n Hcraid
/ THE skeleton Of Pilot, the dofunct elephant,
should have been purchased by a Jerseyman aud
I turned into a sofa. whyg Because where malaria
| Is prevalent a lille bone.setIee In the house is
very desirable Commercial Advertiser.
"sUsPicIous persons who look like Ameri.
| cans" are under the ban In England lust now,
and the Boston Herdd advises ~ fellow citizens
who contemplate visiting that county 10 provide
themselves with whlsken and things suited 10
the emergency.
As THEY continue 10 ilnd bodies of persona
In the ruins OF Pompei Il Is save 10 believe that
they did not have medical students In that section
In thote days, says feoks sun. One good live medi
cal student would have depopulated the ruins tho
first twenty.four hours.
A Missouri man has pair Of steelyards
once borrowed by George Washington. Il is hard
| 70 believe that George annoyed his neighbou by
borrowing, but he may have done Il. The news
paper that he borrowed from the corner drug
store might turn up somewhere II this steelyardi
story were To be denied.
A CHICAGO exchange praises the skill Of q
contractor who raised large dry goods establish.
ment six feet without iuIurug tho building OF
causing an hours cessation In business, and an
teemed contemporary In another city sneoringly
says that II II only ia Chicago that the profession
Of bhopllfing has attained such perfection.
A MICHIGAN young man has got judg-
mont against his girl for the presents he made her
when they thought they would marry but tho
girl has appealed. The case Is Of the highest Inn
portance, a II the judgment Of the lower court Ia
affirmed, many hearty young lady viii have 70
meet numerous old ioo cream bills.-CourinJour-
nai.
A YOUNG woman, II years Of ago eight
feet ten inches high, and still growing, Is on ox-
hibltion In England. Her namei Marian wedde.
Peoria punster pr,voke. the wrath Of long
suffering public by proclAiming that when sho
grows up and ready 10 Wcddc, some aspiring
living skeleton or other human monstrosity will
be Marian her
SAYS Rev. Anna Oliver: MANY men have
been ruined who begun lives Of dissipation by
dancing in their mothers' parlors." And many
! men have Joined n circus who began lives Of con.
tortion by turning an "eel skin from the Limb OF
an apple tree in their fAthen back yard aud be.
! tween tho parlor aud the back yard tlore is-the
, cook. 1t Ia a pcrllous journey for young man,
any how.-Haryord Post
/ Gov. BEGoLE, Of Michigan, who was 40 very
{ Uriah Heeplsh when lie entered his Office that he
objected to its title and wished TO be called head
servant attended governors leveo" at Detroit
1 the other night and "was seated IN n chair that
s rested upon dins six or eight Inches above tho
! floor, and was shielded by canopy Of siAte-Sn
exact reproduction of the chair Of state used by
Louis Kill" o, Begollyl
AN Olu luuy customer OF new lofk mar
ket man the other day discovered that no had a
, fraudulent telephone through which he pretend-
ing to do q big business. On HE getting rgo
: order from Fronoh's hotel, she caught him at II.
y You've given yourself away" said she
= "Frenoh's hotel has been closed four months
The poor groceryman sadly retired, saying that
ho must visit his grandmothors grAye.-Deroli
Free Press
THE newspapers can "boat hados" In some
things. III the Canadian senate last week during
tho hearing Of an application for divorce, ono OF
: the witnesses fatty contradloed his former teai-
: mony. Tho report kayG: "senator A mon asked
him II he believed In future punishment, and this
failing 10 have the desired effect Ia Awlng the wit.
ness the interlocutor proceeded TO inquire n the
witness knew that his evidence would appear IN
n the newspapers? The witness willod."
}, "I THOUGHT you had sworn or" said q
a JereymAn to a Greenwich street merchant whom
d he met coming out Of saloon 30 did; but
4 have good reason for taking something" "whai
isitH" because estoranky music" "why
what do you meGng "well, see In moruins
paper that the walter which I've been drinking Il
full OF organic matter. and Il keep on swallowing
1t my soul will absorb all is vile musical elements
s. Hence, this apparent breaking Of my resolution.
= They will hereafter meet as strangers,