The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1883-11-13
1T ls after woman has emerged from
saltwater bath that figures don't lie.

"Nh ~ NNi'iIitN.-LNfW DIN sfNT.
! 1T ls after woman has emerged from
s saltwater bath that figures don't lie
"A young girl should never eat per
:::imm moas. They pucker up the mouth so
CHAT blse cannot but accept the invitation.
3 Marriage" said an unfortunate hus-
Sand :" is the churchyard Of love"
! Anc You men, replied his wife, "are
the eTave-diggers.
--t;nforc the Police Commissioner
. is'dorc Ferblantine, this is the thir-
ieenta,. time That you have been arrested
for th";t." "Ah, it is so humiliating to
beg
"A little tour-year-old startled her
mother after praying for all her friends
one rlight by adding: "And God please
10 hkY the butcher-boy who brings US
our lfoeat."
keassuring Sick Man" What
lady: physician want doctor to
MAKE ne well, not woman to make love
to m@.gs Woman Physician (bashfully-
9 pF,a,nise to do neither"
"A clergyman asked some children
8 WhN do We say in the Lords prayer,
he art in Heaven, since God is every
where 2" a little drummer boy an
s~er"'S because its headquarters.
~ itraveler, inquiring at feudal cas-
tie whether he could see the antiquities of
the place, received the simple answer from
d sersfsnt: +" I'm sorry, sir, my lady and
her a$pghters have gone to town"
y minister who had passed around
the. hat nnsuccessfnly at a country
ch'tTrhi said: "My good people, hog
ch'ltn4 has broken out in this neighbor-
hoNi, dad | advise you all to leave the
coui :ry.'
=" What are you laughing at my
dea, =, asked Mrs. Jones of her husband,
who WAS chuckling over his morning
parer, Something I saw here" he
replied hut it's hardly funny enough
for %a.'
IA .baby can put its'rOsy little toe in
its lnogth more easily than its father can
but when it comes to putting his foot in
1t, the man of years and experience can
disGoupt the baby half hundred and
tLeb RIM out.
Aunt Esther was trying to persuade
li(ila1 Eddie to retire at sunset, using
rs ~ argument that the little chick
els went to roost at that time Yes
said Eddie "but then, aunty, the old
hen always goes with them."
=" DO You ever gambler she asked,
as they sat together, her hand held in his.
He replied, "No. but if wanted to now
would ,be my time" How so p "Be-
causelF hold beautiful hand" The EN-
gagara,nt is announced
~3ln season: She was sweetly mex
perienced young house-keeper, as one may
gather from her remark when some one
SUGGESTED that she should purchase
spring mattresses. Yes" she replied,
g il they are in season we'd better have
soma
:" Yes said Mr.. Barbour, "Tve had
an awful time of it over my marriage to
Miss isuss. All the papers in the coun-
try seemed to feel it incumbent on them
10 rtfe to it AS barbarous affair. I'm
not sure that Journalism isn't curse to q
couDtr
60. EN- times one dollar" said the
schooInaster Now, go on sir; ten del
lars make ohe-what ?" They make
one mighty glad these times," replied the
boy, ard the teacher, who hadn't got his
last months salary vet, concluded the
boy was right,
A little girl sat on the floor, crying.
After awhile she stopped and seemed
buried in thought. Looking up sud-
denly, she said Mamma, what was
cryin' abont !" "Because wouldn't let
you 20 lownSown." "Oh, yes" and she
set up a howl.
-'..oh, yes" said the engine-driver,
{" had chance to become a hero by
sticking to NY post when the collision
came, bat when I reflected that my name
would be spelled five hundred different
ways lin the, newspapers | changed my
mind Ind jumped"