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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

A correspondent writes to the Pail Mall
Gazette: 81 venture to remark that no lit
eral Englishman that has lived for any
number of years in Germany can fail to
recognize that Baron Bunsen's article in the
Fortnightly is only q yelled attempt at pal
liating some of the ugliest elements in the
present C8sarism of Germany. Whether
the monster genius of Bismarck, by far the
shrewdeSt man that ever served Caesar, or
the Facilitating conduct of the Liberal fi.rty,
has brought about the present state of at
fairs is question to be settled by future
Rancke or Carlyle But it is lamentably
certain that liberalism is at the present mo-
ment dead letter in the countries over
which scars the PruSsian eagle, and that the
cause o! freedom is in worse plight there
now than at the time when Heine wrote his
famous "cuokoo-songs" about that self same
bird. Tae phrase, SO happily invented by
turnkey poets, that the Fatherland, if once
united, would necessarily become free
and happy country, is sill, | am afraid,
deluding the loyal, intelligent, and good
natured but clumsy 'Deuts che Michel At
every step one takes in Germany one is
bound to observe how all classes ofsocietv
crinse before the Enthusiastically imp1-
ueur selI-se~Klng men, whose onIy outy
seems 10 uo 10 pioFS Ileil lOydity W sir
king by bullying his subjects. Even in
Wurtenburg and Baden-once strongholds
of German liberalism, where travelled last
year-the northern militari anism seems to
have turned the heads of the good folks,
and to have thrown quite shadow over the
once SO gay faces and light hearts of the
'Swaben.' What can q few sham nights in
Reichstag. a few academical speeches OF
Lasker or Benningsen, signify to us as long
as servaut-eirls and schoolboys are commit
ted to prison for Bismarck or Kaiser Of
fences? as long as men of real genius like
Monlmsen can be put down like little
schoolboys? as long as the 'Konigstreue'
chs most abominabie flunkeyism ever in.
vented .eye.l in Prussia) is made anew re,
ligion OF, aud any officer on the slightest
pretaxs may insult the bourgeois to his
heaft's ccntel.t.o
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Extra Large Seating Capacity

At recent meeting of evangelical
ministers, the discussion turned upon
The literal Interpretation of the Scrip
lures. One OF the assembled divines
had been making an imprisoned appeal
for taking the word of God exactly as it
was written, without adding thereto, or
taking therefrom. Said ne: when God
said streets of gold,' He meant streets
of gold; when He said gates of pearl,
He meant gates of PEARL and when He
said sea of glass; He meant sea OF
glass;" etc. When he had made an end of
his harangue. a thin, piping voiced meme
Der from the rural districts got the floor.
He said he was fully in accord with the
sentiments of the eloquent brother who
had just preceded him. He, too, was in
favor of taking the scriptures literally,
and believed God meant just what he
said every time. OF course, he said there
were some things that rather puzzled
him, as, for instance, where it speaks of
a woman who was seated on seven hills
He could not understand how she could
ever do It, but he was willing to suppose
that she was endowed with extra large
seat capacity. Christian Observer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
an Awful ReSpOnsiDility

We all deplore the terrible ravages, of con-
sumption but only few of US seem to have
common sense enough to take the proper
means of preventing it, Hale's Honey OF
Horehound and tar, taken as remedy for
Coughs, Colds, Difficult Breathing or Hoarse-
ness, will effect radical and rapid cure of the
aiiment, and avert all danger. Sold by drug
gists.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one min
ute.
The Flesh Speedily Reunites when obsti-
nate sores are cleansed with Glenn's Sulphur
Soap. Of Druggists.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, black or
brown, so cents.
Eminent Dr. J. J. Caldwell, Baltimore. Md.
states: have used Colden's Liquid B eef Ton
ic largely in Debility, Febrile, and Nervous
Diseases, and have found it one of the most
reliable ofnutrient tonics now in use or to be
found in pharmacy" Take no other) OF
Drlpoi
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
FARM MISCELLANY.
Farming Notes.

Canned goods. Theoretically sealed,
are now mailable as fourth-class matter,
which describes the average article of
that sort of a nicely.
The British Quarterly Journal of Agri-
culture says: "rhe horses of Normandy
are capital race for hard work and
scanty fare. Have never elsewhere
seen such horses at the collar. Under
the diligence, post-carriage, or cumbrous
cabriolet, or on the farm, they are en-
during and energetic beyond description.
With their necks cut to the bone they
finch not. They keep their condition
when other horses would die of neglect
and hard treatment.
T. d. Coburn on the Hog: "The hog
is the staff of life-the arch enemy of
famine-the poor mans best friend.
Moreover in his earlier days he is
strikingly risky, cunning and graceful
as much more interesting than q hui
man infant.of the same age as the latter
is more interesting than so much putty.
la adult pighood he is omnivorous and
self reliant, bold and expeditionary;
and he breeds faster, grows faster, and
keeps cheaper than any other domestic
animal"
The successful farmer is the reading
one in nine cases out of ten, 1t is only
by reading that one can keep up with
the times in which we live. 1t has been
aptly said that an agricultural communal
ty without books or papers relating to
farming is like ship at sea without rud-
der or compass.
The Kansas City Journal complies
some potato stories. There was dug in
Texas this season a yam weighing thir-
ty-two pounds, which was equal to lit
tie over a bushel and halfof solid po-
tato. But this was surpassed by
Georgia potato, which was large enough
fur person to sit on one end while the
other end was in the fire cooking.
The value Of the herd is never in
creased by breeding from young animals
md this applies TO either sex. The
,oupling of young animals of both sexes
and by this we mean animals that
have not mainly got their growth-tends
% bring forward from remote ancestry
any latent defects of constitution or
form. Hence, to build strong, it is best
to avoid the insutficiency of juvenile
state, selecting animals that have out
!rown the tender age, and are ready to
transmit portion of their substance and
vigor to their progeny.-Journal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Cost OF Dressing

The men who growl at the cost of
woman's dress are annihilated by GER
tain facts set forth in the report of the
Tariff Commission. In list of the man
|ufacturing industries of the United
States, taken from the census of 1880, il
appears that while there are more than
SIX thousand establishments where mems
clothing is made, the value of the gar
ments annually manufactured being
more than two hundred million dollars.
there are less than six hundred makers
OF women's clothing, the value of their
products being only little more than
thirty million dollarsl We suppose the
explanation lies in the fact that most
women are their own miliiners, while only
aslnall fraction of the men are their own
tsilorS.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

them sulphuric acid, arsenic ana corro-
slve subilmate. And he analyzed twelve
different packages of pickles, and foun
copper in nearly all of them. There is
no doubt but the halfof vinegar pickles
Hayoring oils. syrups, jellies and pre-
served fruits contain rank poison. Cay.
enne pepper is adulterated with red
lead; mustard with the chromate of lead
tea with verdie ris and iron filings; eof-
fee with roasted horse beans; flour with
white stone powder, several mills for
the grinding of which run day and night
in New England. But it i'd useless to
follow this disgusting detail
Mr.. Richardson, and probably more {,
our readers, want to know what they
can easily make good healthy vinegar
from, which is wasted in nearly al
families in town and country. 1t is, OF
ought,lo be known, that nearly all kinds
OF fruits. except probably cherries, viii
make good vinegar. There are but few
families but the apple peelings and
cores from aprles used in the family
would be ample to furnish an abundance
of the very best vinegar In addition to
this the remnants of sugar, molasses
mot glucose) and cooked fruits, the, uice
and vinegar from tomatoes when cut
out and Used raw with sugar and vinegar,
etc. Frequently in warm weather
cook dried fruits sour before eaten,
which should go into the vinegar
instead of the Stop pail. The
way for the housewife to manage
the operation is to have jar of a size to
suit the family. Take rain water and
boil it so as to purify it and k Il all ami
malcula that may be in it. Put it in the
jar, into which put apple peeings, and
all such remnants of fruits, rinsings a
vessels where sugar or syrups have been
used, and fragments of peaches, rasp-
berries, strawberries, grapes whether
canned or fresh, ETC. Then when fer
menlation thoroughly takes place with
the contents of the jar, strain through a
cloth into vinegar jug, where it will
soon form into the choicest vinegar
Then prepare the jar again to receive
the remnants as they accumulate. This
may appear like work and care. It is.
And it is all right. Ifyou do not pro-
pose to have work and care in life, let
it alone and go ahead eating
and using such things as viii make the
older members of the family invalids
for life, burthen to them elves and a
source of care and expense to their com.
panions. And their children, if such
lovers of do-nothing ever have any, one
weak and sickly, and probably early in
life climb the golden stairs. There is no
doubt but thousands of children perish
annually for the reason that their par
ents furnish them unhealthy, danger
Gus and poisonous food, for the reason
that they are too indolent or too muci
engrossed with the follies and amuse
ments Questionable life to prepare suita-
bic food for their offspring, but buv il
of the baker, the grocer, the confec
toner, the druggist, the condenser 0,
milk, canned meats, stale and half de-
cayed eggs, etc.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
A LudfcrOus Coincidence.

A ludicrous. incident recently took
,lace in Liverpool. There are two
brothers who parted many years ago
when boys, one of them going to Amer
lea to seek his fortune and the other re-
manning in Liverpool TO make it. They
have been eminently successful in this
respect, and not long ago the brother IN
America determined to visit the brother
IN England. The time Of the visit was
ettIe1 by correspondence, and the
american set sail. The Englishman is a
notorious wag, and arranged that an ac-
Qualntance should meet the American
Is his brother nd conduct him to the
MOTEL. TIL American who was also q
.reat Wag, Oh the trip decided to play
exactly the same joke OH his brother,
asking an acquaintance whom he had
net on the ship to persOnGte him for a
ew hours. The acquaintance entered
into the spirit of the joke, and when
the vpsse! arrived at Liverpool
Aas found by the rsonator ofthe Eng
ish brother and driven to the hotel.
The real American brother followed
more leisurely, chuckIing over his joke.
IN the meanwhile the English brother
had also gone to the hotel, bursting with
merriment over his joke. 1t happened
THAI the two real brothers met in the
lobby of the hotel, and. though they had
been parted so many years, they kne"
each other. At first, with blank amaze
ment they greeted each other; and then,
is they explained their mutual jokes,
laughed long and heartily. But the
climax was vet to Pc reached, An n eX ),
.r;inatiou IN regard TO tie gentlemen
wEo had persona;ed them, and who are
w, as they imagined, playing a huge
Joke on each other showed that they a!s5
we're brothers who lad been separted
from boyhood, but who did not know
each other when they met. The first
pair of brothers hurried up to their par
,ur, and after the situation had been ex-
i,lained around, the comedy of errors
was pleasantly ended by an old-fash-
Toned English dinner.
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- y -
Changes i'm Sixty Years.

In letter to the New York. Times
the veteran soldiers and journalist, j..
Watson Webb, writes as follows Of the
changes he has seen within more than
pieces bring only OF cent! s'Tne best
coins ever cast are those about the year
400 B. G. Noble bas-reliefs of the time
ofPhidias then appear, making the finest
Imaginable monuments of the numismat-
ic art. Some people say ofthese pieces,
How well these are struck for such an
early periodp This betokens either ig-
norance orgross affectation. So far from
depreciating criticism, the coins of those
times have never since been equaled or
approached as works ofart. The counter
felter seems to have appeared by the
side of the first official engraver. Almost
every ancient coin had its counterfeit,
and of some there are more counterfeit
than genuine coins"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Consumntion Cured.

An old physician retired from practice, hav-
ing had placed in his hands by an East India
missionary the formula of a simple vegetable
Fe T OT tine speedy aId Gb Ab
and all throat and Lung Affections, alse pos
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility
and all Nervous Complaints, after having
tested its wonderful curative powers in thou
sands ofcases has felt it his duty to make it
known to his sufferingfelows. Actuated by
this motive and desire to relieve human suf-
fering, will send free of charge to all who de-
sire it, this recipe in German, French, or En-
giish, with full directions for preparing and
using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp,
naming this paper, W. A. MOVES 149 Pow.
cr's Block Rochester N Y
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters has proved to DC
the finest thing of the kind ever discovered,
and consequently dishonest persons are
counterfeiting them.
The genuine is put up in round black bot
ties holding 1-2 pts. with a white litho-
graphed label on one side bearing the sigma
ture of J. P. Allen, and yellow label on
the other side. These are the old genuine
and original Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters, and
ifthey had not been good no one would have
thought OF COMMUNICATING them. This is no
advertising dodge. Look out for frauds.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
OnD SAYINGS.

From the Glasgow Herald.
As blunt as beetle,
As sharp as q lance,
AS grave as preaching,
As gay as dance,
AS late as the cleaning,
AS like as two peas,
AS crooked as rams horn,
AS round as a cheese.
as flat as founder,
AS sticky as gum,
AS wide as common,
As tight as drum,
As white as miller,
As black as a crow,
AS lean as greyhound,
As bent as bow.
As frail as bandbox,
As stout as an oak
As queer as Quaker
As game as cock,
As cute as a lawyer,
As square as die,
As keen as a razor,
AS Warma s pie.
As drunk as piper,
As sober as judge,
As clean as a shaving,
As filthy as smudge,
As swift as an arrow,
As slow as a snail,
As 1.-the as q linnet,
As rignt as the mail.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
TEIE -s--
PACIFIC EORTHVEST!
OREGON, WaShIlgt0l& idaho

Offers the best field for Emigrants-vfZ.: a
mild, equitable. and healthy climate; cheap
lands eli great fertility. producing all varieties
of Grain, Fruit, and Grasses, III wonderful
abundance; an inexhaustible supply Of Tim
Der; vast Coal Fields, and other mineral de-
posits; cheap and quick transportation by
railroads and river navigatiOn; direct COM
nerce with all parts of the world, owing to
its proximity to the Pacific Ocean.
NO DROUTHS, NO INSECT PESTS, NO
HURRICANES, WFIIRLWINDS, or OTHER
DESTRUCTIVE PHENOMENA.
The Lands of the Pacific Northwest show
average yield of wheat per acre Largely in
excess of that of amy other section of the
United States.
No failure of crops has ever occurred.
Oregon Wheat commands a higher price
than that of any other country In the Liver
pool market.
An immense area Of very fertile Railroad
and Government Lands, within easy reach of
the trunk lines OF the Northern Iacifie X. r.,
the RECON hallway & Navigation, and the
Oregon & California L. X. Co.'s and their
numerous branches in the great Valleys of
offered for sale at Low Prices and OH Easy
erRas, or open TO presumption and Home
stead Entry.
The great movement of population to the
Columbia region now in progress will be
enormously Increased by The completion of
the Northern Pacific X. II. and the Oregon
renders certain a rapid increase in the value
Of Lands now open TO purchase or to entry
under the United States Land Laws.
For Pamp hiets and Maps. descriptive of tire
country, its resources, climate, routes of
travel, rates and full Information, address
A. L. STOKES
General Eastern Agent,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Tenth and Hnnnr

Query:--What is the oest family medi-
cine in the world to regulate the bowels pu-
rify the blood, remove costiveness and bill
liousness, aid digestion and tone up the
whole system? Truth and honor compels us
to answer, Hop Bitters, being pure. perfect
and harmless. See another column.-Tole-
do Blade
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

Ifyou are woman and would contribute
your influence TO redeem humanity from its
numberless ills, make all things else subordi-
nate to health. Ifyou possess this ;nestima-
bic treasure you may transmit the same and
your off pring may rise up and call you bless
ed. To secure this it will be we'll to seek the
motherIy countenance of Mis-. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
How to Make Good Vinegar
From the Des Moines Register.

From the Des Moines Register
In view of the fact which is well es-
tablished by chemical tests, that nearly
all commercial vinegar is poisonou, and
dangerous to the health and life, we
have urged families to make their own.
Lately one reliable chemist in Boston
took twelve specimens of vinegar from
as many wholesale establishments and
analysed them. He found in ten of
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TndnH.Sod NV tho GIApnv

Wetake the pleasure in recommending DR..
Warmers White Wine of Tar Syrup to the
public, and especially to any public speaker
that may be troubled with throat or lung dis
ease. REV. NJ. l.. BooHER, Reading, Mich.
Sold by all Druggists.
REV. ]. T. IpDINGs. Albion, Mich.
REV. V. L. LOCKWOOD, Ann Arbor, Mich.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Perfect Manhood

Many young and midile-astd men suffer
from an exhaustive drain that weakens every
organic functi II, and is hurtful to both mind
and body, ending often in extreme nervous
debility. To counteract this evil influence
and to strengthen the organs affected, use DIR.
Gnysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1t
has cured thousands.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

"They who cry the londest are not always
the most hurt" Kidney Wort does its work
like the good Samaritan, quickly, unostenta-
tiously, but with great thoroughness. A New
Hampshire lady writes: Mother has been
ffiicted for years with kidney diseases. Last
spring she was very ill and had an alarming
pain and numbness In one side. Kidney
Wort proved a great blessing and has COM
pletelV cured herr
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

Mensman'B Peptonszed Tseef Tonic, the only
preparation OF beet containing its entire nunftio1s
prOpeyties 1t contain bi0od-making, force-.eDera
ting and life. sustaining properties; invaluable for
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, nervous prostratlon. ami
all forms OF general debility; also, in all enfeeled
prostraton. overwnrk, acute disease particularly
II resulting from pulmonary complaints CAswELI.
HAZARD Co. ProDrietors. New York Sold by
nTnopdsta
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
RahY Gave6S

We are SO thankful to say that our baby
was permanently cured of u dangerous and
protracted irregularity of the bowels by the
use of Hop Bitlers by its mother, which at
the same time restored her to perfect health
and strength.-The Parents, Rochester, N
Y. See another column.-Buffalo Express
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

Mrs John Evans, wife of wealthy
manufacturer ofMeriden, Conn.,, recent
ly deceased, in addition to giving 81 COO
to the South Meriden Methodist church,
has given So, 000to the Wesleyan Univer-
sity in Middletown to found the John
Evans scholarship.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Something About" messenger Blood

From Turf, Field and Farm. y
a correspondent wants to know:
What stock of horses imp M ssenger
>prung from7" Also, ''has the word
Messenger sprung from any connection
With thoroughbred" The writer, doubt
less, has been listening to the ''argu
Inents' of the theorists who contend
that all trotting capacity came from Mes
,enger, and that every drop of running
blood in the trotter is positive injury
to him, The man to whom turf history
is sealed book would naturally infer i \
listening to this talk that Messenger was
widely removed from the running fam
lily. The simple truth of the matter IS
that Messenger was thoroughbred, was
runnlngbred. He was a gray, toaled in
England in 1870, where no determined
efforts have been made to cultivate trot,
ting gait. He was bred for the ru ming
tdrf, and prior to his importation to the
United States in 1888 he ran in races
His sire was Mambrin and his dam,
alter nine pure crosses, anchored in Nat
ural Barb mare. He was the sire OF
race horses at long and short distances,
and Herbert, who saw him often, and
who describes him in his book, pro-
nounced him "the best horse brought
10 America" He died in 1868, aged %
years. His opportunities for getting
road practice was great, and consequent
~ his blood was q prominent factor in
the fast trotting horse. A thorough
bred will get trotters in the first, second
and third removes unless his progeny
are used in harness.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
PERSONAL---VERY. only.

TIE Votac Belt CO., MarshGll, Mich, will SEMI
DR.. Dyes Celebrated Elect S-Voitaic Belts aud
Electric Appliances tiial ~ thirty days to men
young or oldlwho are aiictedwith nervous debility
lost vitality and kindred troubles. guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health and
manly vigor Address as above. n B.-No risk
is incurred, as thirty days trial is allo wed.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

Yung Wing, who made his fellow
students at Yale stare as far back as 49,
81, is Chief Magistrate of Shanghai,
China. He still speaks English and re-.
mains devout Christian.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

George K. ShoenDerger, a Cincinnati mil
lionaire seventy-three years old, was mar
red to Miss Ella Beatty at Coburg, Ont.
The unpleasant appearance of even the
most amiable and intelligent face, when COW
cred with surface irritations as from letter,
pimples, or eczema can be dissolved naturally
y DR.. Benson's Skin Cure, az excellent toilet
dressing. 1t cures dan druff of the scalp.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03
Pptrolla Pa

etTUIId, a., JAN. o, 1918
Messrs. Kennedy & Co.:-My hair is grow
ing out so fast that can almost see it grow
myself, through the use of your Carbo,ine.
D Nixon,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

Consumption Is disease We all dread. It
often carries its victim to an untimely grave.
How impot tant, them for those who cherish
life and health. to prevent that disease in its
early stages. Every Cold or Cough should be
treated with Aliens Lung Balsam. There Is
no better remedy
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

The palatial residence of Samuel G.
Lewis, in Tarrytown, on the Hudson,
was DESTROYED by fire, wi b. all its con-
tents. Loss over 100000.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-02-03

"Wells' Health Remover" restores health
and vigor, curesDyspepsia, Impotence, Sex
ual Debility 81