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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-09-13
MALARIA
IN IT'S VARIOUS FORMS.
FEVER AND AGUE.

FEVER AND AGUE cured for 50 cts There ia
not remedial agent In this world that will cure
Fever and Ague, and other Malariods, Bilious,
Scarlet Typhoid, Yellow and other fevers {aided
BY RADHAY'S PILLS. 80 quickly as RADWAY'S
according to the directions, onre Cramps, Spasms,
Sour 30 Stomach, Heartburn, siok Headache, Dyspep.
ga paptati9n OF lhe neart. Cold Chi's, HyateriHa,
Wind In tho Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travellers should always carry bottle of RAD.
WAYS READY RELIEF with them A few
drops In water win prevent sickness or pains from
change Of water. II is better than French Brandy
el Bitters as O stimuant
Miners and LumbermeR should always
be provided with II
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-09-13
Railways SarsaparilIian
ReSOlVent.

A remsdy composed Of ingredients OF extraor.
heal, repair and invgorato the broken-town and
wasted body-QuIoK, PLaAsANr, SAFE and PERHA-
MINT In hs treatment and cure
No matter by what namo tho complaint may DO
designated, whether 1t DO sorofua, consumption,
Uphilis ulcers, sores tumors boils, eryslpeias, or
der, womb, skin, liyer, stomach or bowels, other
ohrono o. constitutional the virus is In tho Blood
Whlon supplies the waste and builds aud repairs
those organs and wasted tissues of the system
II tho blood is unhealthy. the proceas Of repair
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08
1LL1BERAL LIBERALS.

Hail, holy light, let it come from
whatever star it may. There are
but two classes who shrink from
the brilliancy of days illuminated
atmosphere, those who are blind
like the bat, and those who have
never known what it is to bask in
the beams of the god of dawn. 1t
is impossible to approach either
class by means of logic OF by any
force of reasoning; they prefer to
walk blindfold on. and let their
stumbling step lead them to perdI-
ton or paradise, just as chance may
arrange it. Caring for nothing be-
yond their own limited sphere, they
know not and care not what may
exist beyond and above it.
From the inception of the policy
known as "Liberal' in Utah, The
movements of the men who gave il
birth have been actuated, appar
emily. by a strange hallucinatlon
They have set up strange idols t
worship, and endeavored to create
for themselves a sphere separate an
independent from that occupied b!
their fellow men elsewhere. The,
have arrogated to themselves al
| the virtues in the category
and aseribed TO those whoI
thew saw fit to oppose naugn
but dishonesty. lack OF princlpI
and disregard of law. They-th
agitators-presumptuously assum
toeven regulate the personal condu'
of those who train in their squad
and to brand with Opprobrium a
who see fit to recognize among I'll
proposed !. prescribed class men
integrity, uprightness and respec
, ability the directors of the Ii 6er
campaign clai ming to nave /
o right to dictate as web as dlrel
Y the absurdity of this kind OF pI
r ceeding is manifest; they 90 p
: ciseIy what they upbraid anotn
J class for doing that is, clrcu'
f scribing the exercise Of free thouG
n and controlling the domain OF IN
IS yidual action. They set up
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08

The NEW YORK legislature is
now bending its efforts in the direc-
ton of the suppression of Sslmi
Morse and his Passion Play, the
upper house having passed a bill
making it misdemeanor for any
one to represent Christ. The courts,
the clutches, the public, and now
the legislature have all assailed poor
little Morse and his insignificant
play. This all seems like childish
ness. If Christianity can withstand
the assaults of Bob Ingersoll, Brad
laugh and all the other earnest and
| able infdeIs. it certainly should not
be alarmed by anything Morse Car
do against it, especially as he claims
to be a devout Christian, and work
ing in the interest of the cause
| Those who witnessed the perform
| ance of the Passion a few evening
since declare it to be excessively dul
and stupid, and as a dramatic effor
altogether wanting in the feature
that would make it popular with tn
public. The community is the bes
Judge of all such matters. If MI
Morse's production is bad, eitEer
a religious or literary sense. Il
people will not be slow to condem
It and him, when there will be
occasion for laws or functions
, prevent the representation.
fight it now displays weakness
: the part Of the church that does n
l belong to true Christianity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08
SALT AXE DAILY BBBai.'.
SUNDAY APRIL 6, 1888.

THE CONTENTS of the HERALD
this morning are as follows:
lei PAaE-Laress TelegtAms---cO@-
Mercial, etc.
On PAaE-Postry--.Jobn Smith: ET-
cuse-Telegraphic NeWs-misc'i-
laueous.
81 pAaE-TgIsgrsphic News-Mi'e'l-
laOeOus.
aqz PAsE-Bdi,oria's etc.
sra PAan- Oorresponde7ce-Our Frencn
Letter
eru PAan-Telegraphic Ne"s-Ni'cel'
laneOus.
7rz PAag-Bow One Should Plant a
erH pAaE-The Wrong Kind Of Boy
orH eAqu-Cnnfayepcs Proceedings.
1orE PAaE-Tbe Pioneer Loan aud
Building Association.
tlrH PAaz-Telegrsphic Ne's-Dyua'
mite.
sarg PAaE-A Visitors View Local
LENA.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08

II every old man, who has mad
this life a success, would only re-
fleet for a few moments, on what
he was himself when he was young
and should try to compute how
mnch of that enthusiasm and
energy of youth, he may feel q lit
tie more charitable towards younger
men and may be little less exact
ing.
Too much opposition may result
in absolute encouragement with
some. but there are others who are
rendered thereby more determined
than ever, and seem te need
something of this kind to call forth
their dormant energies ;but however
this may be, course like this never
makes friends. Again it shows to
the young man that those above
him. who claim to be his friends
and advisers, are actuated too much
by selfish motives; at least he be-
lieves so, and We fear too often
with good reason.
The tendency Of modern educa-
ton is to throw upou the
child all the responsibility he
will bear but never too much.
This is certainly the most natural
method, for no sooner has nature
made preparation for a respon-
sibility than it Immediately arises
We have in mind several young men
who though with only mediocre
ability, are still making life sue
cess, while others with every ele-
ment Of success in them seem to-
have no prospects whatever before
them, simply because they have
been brought up to look to others
for advice in everything they under
take.
No better lesson i'll life than self
reliance. When a man thinks him
self capable of carrying out an enter
prise, and has an abiding faith in
his ability, half the work is done,
no matter what the obstacles in the
way. These are the men that we
want in every avenue of life,
whether in religion, politics, trade,
business, or any other occupation.
One man of this description is
worth a dozen of any other kind.
Give the young men a chance,
even if their ideas do not always
coincide with those of older men,
especially If they are honestin what
they do or say even though they be
wrong in many things. Our old
men must pass away soon, and their
places be filed by younger men,
,rpho will not be able to perform
tbair respective duties with that
degree of proficiency, that canabe
obtained only by experience. This
life is none too long, even in the
most favored cases, for that varied
experience that is necessary to the
success of everyone. The young
man can begin none too soon, to
prepare himself for the responsibiI-
ties that rested on his fathers
shoulders, if he would do SO with
creait to himself and those in whose
footsteps he has followed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08

stand ard, and imperiously require
the human family to shape Its
courses and measure its PAGES to
correspond; while clamorlng TOT
the utmost freedom to the greatest
number, they place absolute tyranny
at premiunl-that Is, they perml
a person to think, because they
can't prevent it, perhaps, but deny
that he has the right to express
his thoughts by words, or mould
them into tangible actions. Would
be liberators from tyranny, them
selves the most despOtic tyrants OF
modern times.
1t is all very well to contend for
principle; but those who make it
an occupation should at least, pre-
serve the semblance of consistency;
they should remember that when
they appeal to reason, they should
be guided and controlled by reason;
they cannot give enlightened free
dom to others minds if they are
themselves slaves of passion and
pride; they are not apt to inculcate
a virtue which they do not by word
or deed manifest in their daily lives
If those awho would regenerate
Utah and place it upon higher
plane of civilization and progress,
making its people homogeneous
with others elsewhere, would only
pause and consider that example is
better than Drecept, that words may
be silver but actions are gold, they
might accomplish much more than
they are doing. They talk about
the absence of argument as a sup
port for certain principles, which
they approve, while their own ut
tarances, whether printed or spoken,
reek with the vilest epithets, the
foulest slang and the most vapid
vulgarity.
Human nature is the same in
all ages Of the world. We are to
some extent good or bad in conso-
nance with the circumstances which
surround US. Tickle us, and we
laugh; prick us, and we bleed i
poison US, and we die; wrong us.
and we are apt to revenge. We all
claim for ourselves the rights and
privileges which our " ould-be pre-
ceptors take unto themselves. Mol
one in possession of ordinary reas-
oning faculties is willing to permit |
hi mseG to be subjected to ard
bound by rules which those who |
prescribe them ignore day after day, |
and there is no reason why anything !
of that kind should prevail. If the |
Utah liberat0rs are all they claim |
to be, let them make their claims |
good by setting up something SUI
perior to that which they opp ose.
Sensible men and good citizens of
all shades of opinion, recognize the
fact that in Utah as elsewhere peo-
pie will differ in opinion; but such |
difference is merely a result of the
conclusions reached by means
of varying temperaments and
conflicting sources of in
formation; it does not extend.
to ostracism and hatred, but simply
draws mental line of d9marcation
which separates US in thought, but
leaves US long way this side Of
the throat-cutting point, Men Of
influence and ability are c0nserva-
tive and tolerant; backyard DIS and
adventures, whose pabulum is
strife and whose capital is SANDER,
prefer agitation and confusion.
Nav their race decrease.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08
Notice

There will be a meeting OF she
members of the Twenty-elghtn
Quorum of Seventies in the CouncIl
House, Salt Lake City on Sunday,
the Sth instant, at II noon prompt.
Members attending conference are
requested to attend.
r. T. MCEwAN Clerk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-08

HENRY Wood,
Gen'I Sup't. q. J. LAMBoRN,
Asst Gent Pass. & Freight Agt,
ana Salt Lake City, Utah
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
a PrinteTs "reminiscences Of Artemu.
Ward,


Every now aud then l read an anec-
dote of Artemus Ward, and they nearly
all point the same way-to his fondness
for practical jokes. It fact, it seems to
be n popular opinion that ali humorists
spend or have spent most of their time
concocting and executing these alleged
pleasantries. For one, am inclined to
doubt these stories. My acquaintance
with the great Ward, and the impress
sion formed of him by it. makes it seem
impossible that he could do anything to
give another pain, even in the way of a
joke.
In 1858, was working "at case'' on
the Pldi7sdedLer, Cleveland, Ohio. Chas
+. Browne was then the local reporter
of that paper, and was just beginning
to gain national reputation by having
his productions copied by the papers all
over the country. l had the honor
and | consider it a great honor to this
day, though thought little of it then
to set up many Of the "goaks," as he
called them, fresh from his pen, that
afterwards made him famous wherever
tbs English language was spoken.
The Piai1sdeGter was small evening
paper of Democratic proclivities, en-
ploying, l think, only six hands, and,
as is the case in most small offices, the
editorial staff and the mechanical force
were on quite intimate terms, at least in
the office. Artemus was then working
for the munificcnt salary of ten dollars
per week, and type-Setters received %
cents per thousand. He was always in
good humor, and very seldom ''kicked'
even when the intelligent compostor
mangled his witticisms past recOgni-
ton. have often seen him come into
the composing room with proof, take
the galley and correct mistakes, with
the remark, perhaps, that ''it is too fun
ny; | must fix il"
He was u great favorite, and every
body in Cleveland knew him not q few
by his nose. Now in all the anecdotes
l have read of Artemus Ward (and |
never allow one to escape mel that
great index to IL mans character, the
nose, has never appeared. To Illustrate
the hugeness OF that organ possessed
by him, will relate q couple of incl
dents:
A fashionable hatteri Cleveland offer
ed as n prize a fine silk ''stove-pipe"
hat to the man who had the largest
nose. Artemus got the hat and Wore it.
Ward invited the printers in the office
to a little supper one evening. Of
course we all accepted. There was
somo punch, and all in the party par
took quite freely. Strange thing if they
didn't, you might think. remember
one of the toasts was: '"The Nose of
Artemus-may its shadow never grow
less" In great good humor he arose
and replied at length, making us cry
with laughter.
This nose was of the extreme Yelling
ton type, and l never saw but one to
equal it mean in dimensions-and it
belonged to a tramp printer named
Williams. He was called "Ham-Nose"
Williams for short by. his familiars.-
NJ II. Parks IN Texas SittingS.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
. Shorthand Talking.

Among tho common errors In the use
Of language are these: The mispro-
nouncing of unaccented syllables, as
torruble, for terrible; the omission Of
letter OF short syllable, Us goin' for
going, and ev'ry for every; and the rum
ming Of words together without giving
to every one separate and distinct pro-
nounciation.
know boy who says. ''Don't wan
ter" when he means II don't want to-"
.Whajer say?" when he means What
did you sayp" and "Where de goP" In
stead of Where did he go?"
Sometimes you hear ''ficood" instead
of eff 1 could;'' ''wilfercan" instead of
II will if can," and "howjerknowP"
for chow do you knowp"
And have you never heard 'm-m"
instead of "yes" and "ni-nf' instead
of mop"
Let me give you short conversation
l overheard the other day between two
you never heard anything similar to It.:
"Warejergo lasnightf"
bladder skate.
"Jerfind tn ice hard n 'gOod"
Eyes; hard'nough."
"Jer goerlone?"
..No: Billn Joe wenterlong."
"Howlate jerstayp"
"Pastate "
'Lemmeknow whcnyergoagin, won
cherP l wantergo' n shower howter-
skate
"H-m, ficoadn' skate bettern'you
I'd sellout'n 'nquit." p"
"Wel, we'll tryerace'n seefyercsn. ="
Here they took different streets, and
their conversation ceased. These boys
write their composition grammatically,
and might use good language and speak
it distinctly If they would try. But they
have got into this careless way of speak
ing and make no effort to get out of it.
Christian at Work.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
How a Delaware BoY Had Fun

The Rev. Mr.. Redman, pastor in
charge of the NJ. E, Church of this place,
some days ago called at house in
town and offered to pray with the fam
lily. Through u door in an adjoining
room the preacher observed stout boy
belonging to the family with an old
chicken hen under his arm. On being
urged by the head of the family to re-
lease the hen and join in the devotions
the undevout lad showed no signs of
obedience, but stood stock still with tho
old hen under his youthful arm while
the family, lead by the pastor, knelt in
prayer. When the devout members of
the family responded hearty amen
the attentive boy would pinch the old
hen, ,whereupon the tortured fowl-would
utter mournful cry, to the great amuse-
mcnt of the boy. It is hardly necessary
to say that the prayer was a short one
and unmixed with the faith that re-
moves mountains. (Del.) Jour-
nal
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
Where Rirds Fat tha Dead.

''The Towers of Silence are five in
number and stand within an inclosure
measuring about eighty thousand square
yards. There are also within the in
closure house of prayer for persons
attending a funeral, q temple in which
the sacred fire is kept always burning
and from which its rays, escaping
through apertures in the wall, fall upon
the towers, and well laid out and well
cared for garden. In the garden is an
excellent model OF tower, which is ex
planned to visitors by the attendants.
The corpse of deceased Parsee, cloth
ed in white, is carried up the hill on an
open bier covered with white cloth; the
male relatives and friends, all clothed in
white, following in pairs, each pair hold
ing handkerchief between them. Some
prayers having been said in the rest
house, the bier is again taken up and
the body conveyed to one of the towers.
These towers are round, ,massive-lookin8
buildings, with white plastered walls, the
circumference of the largest of them be-
ing 276 feet and the hight of the wall
twenty-five feet. At distance of three
feet from the ground there is q door in
the wall, through which the corpse-bear-
ers push the body, and then, entering
themselves, place it in its appointed
place. The interior of each tower, which
is open to the sky, is covered, at hight
of twenty-five feet from the ground, with
circular floating, which slopes down
wards on all sides to the center, and con-
tains numerous open grooves or receipt
acles for dead bodies.
The outer ring of this flooring is sci
apart for the bodies of men, a second
ring for those of women and o third OF
innermostfor those OF children. Atregu.
lar distances, radiating channels inter
sect these rings. The body having beer
deposited in its place, the bearers retire
and Immediately Il swarm of vultures
which birds of prey may always be seer
sitting in dozens on the tops of the walls
swoop down and strip the body of every
particle of flesh in less than two hours
After n few days, the corpse-bearers re
turn, and, collecting the bones, whicl
are then perfectly dried, place them il
the central well, forty-tive feet wide
where they remain to be decompOsed by
the air and the rain. The moisture run
off into the ground through filters o
charcoal and sand, and leaves nothing
of the human body in the inside of TIN
tower but the dry, crumbling bones.
Bombay Correspondence Phit0dclpht'
! Press.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
]. W. BOYDSTON,
MANAGER.
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The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
Mr.. Beecher's First Smoke and First Drink,

Mr.. BeeCher'S First Smoke and First Drink.
When boy gets TO be as big as a ci-
gar, he goes and smokcs-because his
father smokes. | was very curious to
know the taste OF tobacco, notwithStand-
ing the good example | received from
my father and elder brothers, and in
spite of the good warnings | received
They were all very good in their way,
but they did not meet my curiosity to
know what was in it. Iwantedto 10 know,
and found out. Laughter.l There
was never & boy who was so entirely
satisfied with an experiment as l was.
[Renewed laughter. l had an intense
curiosity to know how wine tasted. If
my father had called me up and said;
''My boy, | see you want to know about
this" and had given me taste of Mad
eira, might have been cured. know
the taste cured me. Well, | laid up all
my pennies assiduously together with
Woodruff, who was my playmate, and
finally we got enough to buy pint of
port or Madeira; do not know which
it was. Then we skulked down into the
meadow, and got secluded fence where
nobody would see us, and gotta tumbler,
and will remember the feeling of eX-
pectation that l had as my curiosity was
about to be gratified, turned out half
q tumblerful and took good swig. 1t
was the most disillusionizing experience
l ever had. l came down out of the
heavens, thump, to the very ground,
the reaction was hideous, horrible, re-
pugnant. / never felt any desire for it
afterward.- From his Lectalre-roOn Talk.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14
Something in Store.

A policeman patroling Gratiot avenue
yesterday was called into shoe-shop,
the proprietor of which is an honest,
unsuspecting burgher, and asked:
Cant you tell me if Sheneral Grant
is still in der city?"
Grant! Why, he hasn't been here
in year
''Ish dot possible! My trent, vhas der
PRESIDENT here about two weeks agoP"
No"
"Vhas dere, some ferry boats got blow
cd up?"
"Never heard of any,"
'sMy trent, ledt me ask one more ques-
ton. Vhas some orphan asylums all
burned up one night last week and all
der lecdle shildren roasted like ducks in
der oofen?n
''Of course not"
''Vhell, dot explains to me. / haf a
pov Shon. He yhas oudt nights, und
he doan' come home till 2 O'Clock next
morning. When l ash him aboudt it ne
says some orphan asylum burned down,
or some ferry-poat blew oop. or Shen-
eral Grant vhas in town und vhant's to
see him. So dot poy has been lying to
me?"
'Looks that way"
"Vhell, tonight he yhill shlip oudt as
usual, und by o'clock he Will come
creeping in. shall ask him where he
vhas all define so long, und he vhill say
Sheneral Sherman vhas in town. l shall
tell him dot take him out to der barn
und introduce him to a school house on
fire, und when am all tired oudt NIT
clubbing him / pellet dot poy vhill see
soah shefs it h 14a nn5 5'1y 1o R0%' nas nht hap
pens all der time und dey doan' put it in
der Sherman bapers. Vhell, vhell,
wish it wash night so l could pegin to
show him dot am der biggest sheneral
| of all Detroit Free Press
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-06-14

A Coptic church of the fifth century
has recently been discovered among the
ruins of Thebes. The way down to it
Is by five brick steps, the floor is tiled
and the walls are of rough bricks, bear
ing inscriptions. On stella, covered
with hard white substance, are 800
lines written in red ink in Theban, form
ing part OF sermon directed against
heretics, -.