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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

The enervation and lassitude of spring
time are but indications of the sluggish
ton of the blood. overloaded with carbon
ates accumulated by the use of heating food
in winter. This condition may be remedied
by the use of Ayers Sarsaparila, the best
blood purifier known. sept4t&w1w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
News Conte mpia,ed Resignation Not
Assured.

New, the assistant secretary the treasury,
said today tina, the published reports that he
had resigned were unfounded, 1t is under
stood that efforts are making by his friends,
particularly those from Indiana, to induce
him to reconsider his determination to re-
sign. 1t is thought if he will be allowed
sufficient leave of absence to attend to his
private affairs in Indiana, he will not want to
resign.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
SPORTING.
The Slade. Mitchell Contest Declared
of.
kANSAS Cry Sent

KANSAS CRY, Sept. I.
Madden. manager for Mitchell, received
dispatch last night from Slade, at Chicago,
to the following effect: ''You must fight us
at New Orleans. We have the naming of
conditions This is final To this Madden
responded 1.-THE authorities will not per
nit us to fight at New Orleans. We can
fight only in Mexico. This is final"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Wooden Mills Burr ed.

MANCHESTER, n. H., Sept. l.
The Henderson wooden mills at Merrimack,
occupied by John Holland, blanket manu-
facturer, burned today. Total loss. The
Henderson was insured for $4,000; Hollands
insurance on the machinery and stock was
100000 Sixty operatives are out of en-
ployment
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

The n Y. Medical journal says: 1.-The
Endorsements of nnm, rous medical men OF
prominence also Indicate that Liebig Cos
Coca Beef Tonic has merits" Cures dys-
pepsia, biliousness, malaria. debility.
sept4feod&wlw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
WEATHER REPORT.
Indications for the Next - Hours.

War Dept Office of Chief Signal Officer,
Washington, ID. c., Sept. 81 A. M.
For New England and Middle States,
increasing cloudness and rain, followed dur
ing Saturday night by colder northeast to
northwest winds and rising barometer and
frosts on Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Sprfial Motifs.
"A CARD.

Te all who are suffering from the errors ,na
cretions Of youth, nervous weakness. e.,,, ''
loss OF manhood, &c., will send a rec,n. -
cure you. FREE OF CHARGE. This yrs., - ~
was discovered by missionary In sou,h eq
Send self-addressed envelope to the REV. Jo,,.'
T. INMAN. Station d, New York CITY
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Durbin Ward, says the democracy has
no dead past to bury, and he is about
right. Twenty years of incessaut toll has
enabled the democracy to get its burying
pretty well completed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Name Vessel in New York.

NEW f0RK. Sept. Z.
Ship Paramatia, Portland, Me-, thirty DAYS
from Liverpool, arrived. reports heavy gales
doing some damage to ship and sails on the
3lst inst. Carl Peterson, Swede, was lost
overheard.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
HOTEL FIRE.
A Musician Burned to a Crisp.

HUNTERS POINT. Sept. Z.
About o'clock this morning a fire was
discovered in an outbuilding of Long Beach
hotel. The building contained the sleeping
apartments of the musicians. several of whom
were almost suffocated and had to be carried
out. One musician was burned to a crisp.
The musical instruments and music were to-
tally consumed, also bathing pavilion and
laundry. The origin of the fire is unknown.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
FROM WASHINGTON.
The l.. 5. ship Enterprise at Batavia.

WASHINGTON, Sept Z.
The following despatch was received at the
navy department from Commander Baker OF
the U. s s. Enterprise at Batavia, where
she was directed to go for the purpose OF IN
vestiga,ing the results Of the recent volcanic
eruption in that Vicinity: The Enterprise
arrived, the 4tli. The Juniata sailed today.
The Princess and Great channels are free.
In Arox Bezee channel all the lights are out
except Java Head. Dutch Cruisers warn the
vessels.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Late Business Failures.

New YORK, Sept Z.
The business failures throughout the United
States and Canada, reported to r. b
Dun & Co., for the past seven days, are l51.
compared with lS6 last week. New England
had 20.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Many times you want to keep meat or fish
for several days. Lay it in solution of Rex
Magnus over night and you can keep it for
weeks. You can also keep milk week or
more by stirring in a little of the "Snow
Flake" brand. uly 24t&wlm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Mr.. Lay of Oil City, who has been pros
pecting in Wyoming, expresses the opin-
ion that the world future petroleum sup
ply will be found there.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

In footing up the facts which point to
republican victory in Ohio it should not
be forgotten that Sam Cary is stumping
the State for Hoadly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Why do .o>many people we see sround us,
seem to pr. fer to suffer and be made miserable
by Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss
Of Appetite, Coming up of the Food, Yellow
Skin, when for IS cts, we will sell them
Shiloh's Vitalizer. guaranteed to cure them.
Sold by
Bowditch Webster & Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Due1rlsn.s Arntc. s.,-.

The BEST SALvE in the world f., -
Bruises, Burns, Sores. Ulcers, Sal, M. ~
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hand. !.
blains, Corns. and all Skin Eruption. nv
positively cures Piles. 1t is guaran,.., aad
give perfect satisfaction or money rstue, .
Price % cents per box. For sale by 'Is'e y
Kinsman & Co sa,Ia, y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Policeman Sh OF.

DANvILLE, Va Sept. T.
Policeman Parks was shot by John A.
ferguson, whom he was attempting to arrest
last night, and died today. The murderer
was arrested.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Charged With Stealing Diamonds.
PORTLAND, Sept. Z.

PORTLAND, Sept. Z.
George ID. Prescott was in the municipal
court, Portland, todav, charged with stealing
set of diamonds from William Baker, at the
Falmouth Hotel. He was bound over for
action by the grand jury.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

1t is stated that Senator Garland Of Ar
kansas, who is in Washington, is of the
opinion that the democrats of that State
will send solid Mcdonald delegatian to
the next democratic presidential conven-
ton. He also thinks, it is stated, that Me-
Donald will receive the nomination.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
To be Lighted by Electricity.
PORTLAND, Sept. Z,

PORTLAND, Sept. Z.
Treasurer Osgood has closed a contrac
with the American Electric Light Co. Of
Boston, to light the park and exhibition build.
ing and State fair grounds, Lewiston, from
the 18th to the 2lst of Sept by electricity.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Not a case of rheumatism not case of
neuralgia, not case of lameness, not a case
of pain or sprain-not one-has failed to go
when attacked by Thomas Electric OIL
sept3tdw&wp2
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
The Navy Department.

Secretary Chandler is not expected to re-
turn until next week. The reports of the
wholesale desertion of the U. S. S. Lancaster
are denied at the navy department.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
8ailg 4snuebef '5gurnr' !.
Augusta. Saturday Morning, Sept. 8.

Stephen Dorsey, among all his letters,
fails to produce one from Garfield tender
ing him that place in the Cabinet.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Old Fancy, the war horse rode by Stone
wall jackson, is tenderly cared for a, the
Virginia Military Institute at Lexington.
He is 30 years old, and his joints are get
ting stiff.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Vegetine is great panacea tor our aged
fathers and mothers; fer it gives them
strength, quiets their nerves, and gives them
Natures sweet sleep.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY

SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY. A
marvellous cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria,
Canker mouth. and Head Ache. With each
bottle there is an ingenious nasal Injector for
the more success tul treatment of these COM
plants without extra charge.
Price so cts. Sold by
Bowditch. Webster & Co
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
oYeciU! advertisement.

SmaH embellishments. not erceefino fh,.. a..
coming under Che head Of WANrEDs Ene "a ~
TO LET, LOST. &C., act te Inserted here o,s y.
ror 20 cents, three times for 40 cents and On, 10
for ceslfs. V'se rs
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. l5c
Druggists.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

The weak. worn. and dyspeptic should take
Colden's Liquid Beef Tonic. Ask for Col
den's, of druggists.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

At Observation-Disclosures s. Boston l.
At delpha-Philadelph IL, New
York Q.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

UGHtc,i.

WANTED.--t suitable gil, or woman, to DO
w housework in u small family.
sepiS hrs. NJ T.. FL LER, Is State St.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Lost,
r osT, >TRAyED Or STOLEN

oST, sTRAfED Or STOLEN
~ Jersey Gov. about seven v ar DID, dark n.
sey with light p ints. ANY one giving insa',' a.
OF the same will be rewarded. lniurmaiion !, I, ~
left AT Baker x fcaion's store, Augusta. sesS,t
oST.-betwetn h. nn.bec Bridge and Music
IL Ground, rar of gold spec &C Is, in n , sis
cast Leave at journal Office and be rewarded ''e
aug30-dlw"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
A,o,ber Death at Pensacola.

The following is received from Pensacola
at the navy department: Since the last re-
port no new cases have appeared smong the
hospital.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
Mother swans Worm SyruD.


Infallible. tasteless, harmless, cathartic
for feverishness, restlessness, worms, consti-
patton 25c
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
For Safe.

HOUSE FOR SALE The subscriber os.,.
for sale her house on OAK STREET. Tbisis
good bargain, the location j. very desirable ~
being near The business part OF the city. ""''
Apply TO MRS. ID. ". PILLSBURy
sept6flw en- the lr,misa.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
"Buchupaiba,"
"ROugh on Rats"

Quick, complete e,all annoying Kidney
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

STORE ami S'orehouse tor sale at Getchelr,
~ Corner, Nas,aihuro. TIE above are comma
d,ons and liz good condition. Apply TO
CilAS Is. STUART
augt5r<W SO. Chi a. Ne.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08
New YORK Stock Market.
New York Money MAI ket,
Evening Report.

Nsw YORK, Sept. z
Money loaned between from q and closed al u
rrime Mercaneile paper, 81 81. Exchange steads
81 for long, and s5i for SHIRT Goyernments s,eadv
closing bids.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

Wy ANTED ANY LADIES OR YOUNG MEN
w who are ont of employ mrnt, in city OF country
distance object. can have st, a,ly work their
own homes all the year round; work sent by mail;
anyone can do 1t; goo salary; no cauyas.ng, no
stamps for rpy. Ad Tres, BURT & EMM0Ns
Ma utaetnies, Box 2l7s, Boston. fass.
aug30flw@
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-09-08

NANTED.-A capable girl to do work in my
w family ood wages, Apply TO Mr Hen
Partridge Crosby street. sept7lw
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09
HALLS
Vegetable Sicilian
HAIR REVIEWER

ssf tae tsi fsfNarntlbe fagiocsiy aaalasa 70
s@ 1,sessa VI iag eosiF. saa tlas twi suo'
sssa fsefrf X iadtd - gray haig - NJ
ssNti g, Egomgh, asd ypsshiul srauss.
= ssss la ..,sag istaiAtngs. bIl passs hase "
Az sls .,.e frgnifcn1au neeatal foF
49, letgsf ssratiaeui ~ sht hxif aisd saalp.
fhaRs ikAiN AAsFWNA hAs al4@.i4is sfosA
ie tafa, aa8 sfss4d u. iABr Aasd assiaiAess
y Tssff esaner y she niple. ~ uai@ral-
irea trHFg egn ~ aisfihuira % tai oss
s1ast tsasaiiff gastisaeef " " IypsiAsa
gas ggolfielagn have ofira bntt, surprised
"a ilse Feas Gs a efasE tgpm Hesnqis coan.
nes uaese ihs5 hal nssef made an esiori lar
als iniruaasilatt
J3is ase ieT q short iims 81 HANS lIAIa
REnrwFa wonderfully inproves tho per
.easi apseAgaups. u sicznsss the scalp from
kll isspusaiges, cares all hunsos. fever. Aaa
dsgnrss, AID iAu Yrescits badness. u
stimulates tbs peAssbed glands and enallss
then " ypsh fe4rard nes and vigorous
growth. The effects ~ this article arc not
transient. iss those of alcoholic prepsra-
tiaals, bns feaaiA = loag silse. SAAeh s4skes
f.t $50 hiatis "a economy.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09
Brother Gardner ON Marriage.


II understand" began the president o.
the meeting orcned in due form, ida
quite number OBJ de members OBJ dis club
am g'wine to be married during the sum
mer OATS all right an I wish 'em much
Joy, and shall be glad 10 witness de OBJ
seq uies Of each and every one. But ]
want to say few words IN gineral In de
fust place. am you gwine TO marry for love
or for . sort Of bizness partnership? II
you answer for love, let me warn you TO
be ssrtin dat you doan' mistake de senti
ment Many young man who thought
his heart torn by love has plunged into
matrimony TO diskiver dat be simply had
an admiration fur $50 set OF teeth and q
high instep. II you answer for sort Of
business partnership. let me warn you not
TO expect too much. You won't love the
woman and she won't trust you. an it'll be
sort O hoss trade In which both parties
will he cheated and both continer to be
mad about it. You kin get along arter
fashion. an people who see her on your
arm At circus won, know how you fight
a. home.
II you mus marry, let common sense
have show In de trsnsackshun. Doan'
go of your feet because you meet gal
who kin sing like rotin. smile like a rose
an jump of street kysr widout boaerin'
de driver to stop wife will have much
to DO besides de singin an cuitiyatin' dim.
pies. II You am gwlue TO marry. Al Your
selves how fur ten dollars will go when
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09
HOW WATCHES ARE MADE

Ii will be apparent TO any one. who will
examine SOLID GOLD WATCH, that aside
from the necessary thickness for engray-
ing and polishing, a large portion of the
precious metal used, is needed only to
stiifen and hold the engraved portions in
place. and supply the necessary solidity
and strength. The surplus gold is actual
ly needlss so far as UTILITY and beauty are
concerned. In JAMES BOSS PATENT
GOLD WATCH CASES, this WASTE Of
precious metal is overcome, and the SAME
soLIpITY AND STRENGTH produced at from
one-third TO one half OF the usual cost of
solid cases. This process is Of the most
simple nature, as follows; plate OF nickle
composition metal. especially adapted to
the purpose, has two plates of SOLID GOLD
soldered one on each side. The three are
then passed between polished steel rollers,
and the result is strip OF heavy plated
composition, from which the cases, backs,
centres, bezels, &C., are cut and shaped by
suitable dies and formers. The gold in
these arc sufficiently thiok 10 admit Of oil
kinds Of chasing engraving and enamel
ing; the engraved cases have been carried
until worn perfectly smooth by time and
use without removing the gold.
THIS Is THE ONLY CASE MADE
WITH TWO PLATES OF SOLID GOLD
AND WARRANTED BY SPECIAL GER
TIFICATE.
For sale by all Jewellers. Ask for Illus
trated Catalogue, and TO see warrant.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09

II l felt free to mention naaes could
tell tales TO wiring the heart about Amer.
can girls who have married English noble.
men. Ia almost every instance II proves
fatal TO the br,des happiness II ISN'T
long since Lord Flyhns.r married the
heircss OF an American crmsas Thctu
was . tremodous time about II, She was
envied by all her manageable cronirs.
aud crusus was congratulated on the INA
alliance. He grinned with scli-compla.
ccncy and handed over 81, 100000 to His
Lordship Flyanger on the spot FLYNN,
ger took the wife aud money and brougN
them 70 England, where he introduced
her TO a few acquaintsnces and then left
her 10 shift for herself while he travels
with relays OF fast horses and mistrcsses.
races and hunts. CANDLES and lives wild
life on the million and half Of money
for which he sold the shelter Of his title 10
bright American girl,
Five or six years ago an American girl
whose name was on al lips. married
rich Englishman who had the entree OF
high society in England. She was feastcd
toasted and enyied But she has slept IN
q social cocoon ever since, heartily wish
ing herself home, not seeing for months
sometimes the husband who loves TO fol.
low the hounds.
An American gentleman living here
whose name would be recognized by the
reader II were at liberty 10 mention II.
told me yesterday; II have been ap.
preached by an English lord, who may be
q duke some day, but whose fortune has
become greatly impaired by his dissipa.
tion. He has fixed his eyes on an Ameri.
can girl whom be has never seen. She is
comparatively uneducated, and not very
bright, and fearfully plain. Her nose is
snub Her mouth is large, Her eyes are
small and watery. Her father is an Irish
man. But he is worth at least 10000,
000 This lord wants me TO Lrng about u
match between himself and this girl. I'd
see him hanged first, for know what u
sacrifice Of her 1t would be.
One other case: There is young lady
now in high society IN America her ma
tive land, whose husband is an English
lord and who.e father.in- law is duke. She
is beautiful. accomplished. interesting,
and she might have made good match IL
New York. But she wanted lord, and
she got him. He inherited gambling from
his mother, the dutchess. and he CANDLES
away all he can get. He is dissoluie and
and INSCRIPTIONS; she is neglected and
wreiched. SO she pays very long visit to
her relatives in America. where she can
plunge 10 society and forget her pitiIu
European experiment.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09

divided up fur clothes an rrovishnns IN
hcuse rent an fevcl an incidensals. Befo
you fall in love wid gal who looks too
sweet for anythia' 10 a red plush sAcqae,
kinder 6ggcr on how many such dads
your income would afford her.
Bcfo' ron am all broken mp cber ga
who plays the piapner. talks French
paints landscapes and reads poetry Us. st
down and hgger who am to cook yer meat
an iatoes. patch yer cloae. darn yer scck,
an make sl2 buy SIS worth Of things
Befo yer let par o. hashin' eyes an a
cunnin' dimple cap,iva,e ye, look aroun'
little an SEQ IL dc owner has got . TEN.
per like wildcat. Marriage am lottery
simply bekase people take each Other I'M
sight and unseen. Let MS now prosnosti'
cate 10 bizness, "--Dctroa Free Press
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09

this IA accomplished. wo will all be pur'
alike. and that this punishment or destruc
iion Of the wicked Is really oar chief hop'
of ultimate salvation. and that the sole OBJ
ieci of punishment is 10 purify. returned
Rose more boldly. her dimpled oheek'
flushing hotly at the imputation upon hel
lover.
'Rosalind Maitland, sm shocked a.
your perversiiy. Hers you are, . good
congregationalist upholding such views
II am not the only one. thought Rose
and then she said; why are you so sci
against Will Vermont You have known him
a number Of years and Mr.. Rogers is al.
most stranger"
II was Miss Msrgarets turn TO become
indignant There are some natures that
do not require lifetime to snalyze. Mr..
Rogers is one Of that kind. Every look
and action shows it. l would trust my
life in his keeping"
For moment the lost art of blushing
returned 10 her at her inAdvertent remark,
while Rose regarded her curiously. "Are
you engaged 10 Mr.. Rogersf' she qreried,
- the momeutsry flush died ont Of her
aunt's face.
II am" returnedlthe latter with dignity
not unmixed with certain pride, "and
Mr.. Rogers urged me to name an carly
day, but would consent to no earlier date
than Christmas.
"And Will and / must wait five years, "
pouted Rose, little pleased at her mnt's
complacency.
"The case is different with us, returned
Miss Margaret although we are not
old, by any means, we have arrived at those
years when caution as to each other into
cedents is not as necessary as in arly
youth. But one thing, Rosalind, (shs al
ways called her Rosalind when she wished
to impress something forcibly upon her
mind / want you to be extremely canful
and not let Mr. Rogers know Of my fomer
aversion or indifference rather--to flow.
ers He ~orships them, and. really, am
much more partial to them than formerly.
It must have been my early training, ,he
added apologetically. "l csnnot account
for it in any other way. And, by the way,
that rose must be pressed, thorn and all,
that Mr.. Rogers fastened at my neck yes.
terday."
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09
Vol UME XXlIl.

Il dcnikaow, replied the editor. ,shas
! said anything dercEa,oty 70 ,he sharac,
Ter Of your horse ! merely insinusiel
that You stole ihe animal, bnt i did mol
say anything 10 ,niaro his character iu the
least
That's all rightihen. ldont care Who
says ! stole him, bat hlamci u any man
shall say he can't run.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-09

Who is that angry looking mans
That, my Son, Is reporter.
DO reporters always look mad2
Not always.
What ails that one?
de has been to church supper.
Wasn't he invited?
Oh, yes, five Of the prettiest girls in tho
parish urged him to go.
] should think he would have liked
that
He did. and each Of these girls wanted
him TO give my table . special mention.
Did he get any spPper2
OF course hedid. lie bought five
cent sandwich for quarter, aud ale it after
the rest got through.
Where is he going now?
he is going TO the Office TO write that
the Church supper, last night, was most
agreeable success. The lovely Faces OF
the fair Muidcns iu attendance on the
Tables wero Only rivalIed by the Charm.
ing liberality with which they Dispensed
the finest vin0ds.
Are Reporters ever Sarcastic?
No. my sou, never.