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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
HONE AND FARM.

The Massachusetts Plomghnon says
that whenever we sell hay we begin to
sell the fertility of our farms, and must
replace the lost elements by fertilizers
from beyond the limits of the farm.
Ground oats are said to form one of
the best feeds to promote flow of milk,
either in COWS, ewes or in breeding
sows. The oats will grind better if one
bushel of corn is mixed with every two
or three of the lighter grain.
There is grade of wheat in Oregon
known as Goose wheat, so called be-
cause it originated from few grains
found in the crop of a wild goose. The
wheat has hard outer husk, and the
bran Is very course; it makes peculiar
grade of flour. Its exact duplicate is
found in small province of Spain.
The true economist, when eggs are
dear, will never throw away the Shells
when she makes cake; they will be of
use in settling the coffee; more or less
OF the white is always left in the shell,
and it may be used to good advantage.
Look at the eggs before breaking them,
and if the shells are not clean, wash
them.-Erchange.
"A dish of oysters prepared in this
way is very nice for tea: Toast some
slices of bread until they are well
Drowned on both sides. Butter them on
both sides. Put the slices around the
sides of a puddingdish. Then put y
layer of oysters well seasoned with but
ter, pepper and salt in the bottom, and
cover it with bread crumbs, and so on
until the dish is full. Pour over all Il
cotfee-cupful of hot water. or enough to
moisten the bread and toast. Bake for
three-quarters of an hour in hot oven.
-Chic0go Blade.
Dried corn ought to be made pala-
table, and be frequently seen on the
dinner table, but many people who like
corn dislike this stuff because it is not
cooked properly; it should always be
put to soak in Iukewarm water the eff
ternoon of the day before it is to be
eaten. Do not throw away the water
in which it is soaked, or then you lose
much of the best there is in the corn.
Then early, at least two hours before
dinner, put it in a saucepan over the
fire, and let it cook slowly but steadily
until it is tender. A little cream added
to the milk, butter, pepper, and salt are
desirable, and a teaspoonful of sugar
will sometimes do wonders in giving
flavor TO the dish.-N. 7. Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
wOMAN'S FRIEND.

Having been troubled for many years with Kidney
disease, with severe pains In my back and nnbs-ny
ankles times very badly swolenI was advised
70 so to the hospital for treatment, whch did the
advice OF friend but found relief atleast only of
temporary nature, and had given up all hope Of .
cure until my husband was advised to use Hunts REM
edy by friend that had used 1t and been cured Of
severe case of dropsy and kidney trouble Iprocured
bottle and had used half Of the bottle before
/ began to be better. pain in the back, and tho
swelling of my limbs commenced to go down. and my
appetite was much better, for had become so DAD
that all distressed me very much. 1t was really
dysoepsia, combined with the other troubles and
used four bottles and am able to do my work ana
attend household duties which before had been
burden to me, and can only thank Hunts Remedy
for the health and happiness which now enjoy. and
esteem It great privilege and duty 70 give You this
in behalf OF my many suffering lady friends In
Boston and the country and only say in CONCLUSION
that If you it You win be convinced as was
even against my own win, that Hunts Remedy sin
deed woman's friend.
You at liberty to use this for their benent you
choose. Respectfully yours. MRS. WIN GRAY, :,
Hotel Goldsmith 14l6 fremont Street. Boston.
April Is. 1888 Re- d., .s.ess a..
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
PITH AND POINT.

"A abread famine is threatened in
Vienna This comes of scattering the
Vienna bakeries all over the inhabitable
globe N. Y. Graphic
So Gould has retired upon $780,
100000. Some men with that amount
OF money would sit up all night.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
An amateur poetess anxiously
walls: ''Oh, where can l find rest?''
Get q position as saleswoman in store
that doesn't advertise, darling.-N. Y.
Commercial
"A man Sitting in the back room Of
saloon playing euchre breathes about
eighteen times per minute. A female
voice suddenly falls upon his ear and
his respiration jumps to forty-nine
quickern seat.-Detroit Free Press.
Did you ever think what you would
do if you had Vanderbilt's income?-
NorristoWa Register. Well, no; but we
have often woaderad what Vanderbilt
woulddo if hehad our income.-Phila-
.deLphsa EeUs.
A new song is entitled brothers
Hair was Cut by Mother" 1t is COM
panion piece to that soul-stirring hymn
called ''Father's Pants Will Soon be
Brother S, Leaning on my Brothers
BREATH" SISTER Teeth are Plugged
with Zine,a and the other familiar fam
lily Chicago Herald.
-Gentleman-'You ask me for a
small gift and do not even take off your
hat from your head. Is that any way
to act?'' Beggar-...Excuse me, most
honorable sir. / dare not do it, for
wonder stands policeman. If ne
shotld zee Die take my hat off it will
Occur ioshins at once that am a beggar
and he will arrest me. At present, as
we are now, he merely supposes that
we are two old acquaintances having a
friendly chat E2iege,aae Btatter.
Il say, Jim, what are you doing
there with those cards2'' observed a
gentleman to his colored gardener 81
is 'dein' some tricks" Give me a little
evidence of your ability" said the gen
tleman. Thereupon the colored man
sh4hfed up the cards in true magician
sttle and performed some very clever
work with them. The gentleman
dropped a quarter into the mans hand
and said to him: ''Jim, you are quite a
Fgker. 'Oh, no, massa, / am only
aneSfo man, sir. ''-PretzeEs Weekly.
what time does the State Road
train leave?" asked q lady of a railroad
man. 1.-TWO forty five," was the ready
reply. swell, Declare" she Said, with
a puzzled look covering her face. AT
lanta is the strangest place l ever saw
about giving information. '.Why SOP"
asked the railroad man. because, just
now asked a gentleman what hour the
train left,an he said a quarter to three,
and now you say two forty-five; can't
understand it to save my life The
man walked off leaving her to study out
the problem.-AttantaC Constitution.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

ssWhat does Sat,lrdays-Bones'
mean?' inquired the reporter.
''Oh, that means that the dog will be
at home to receive calls from other dogs
on Saturdays, and that bones will be
provided as refreshments. Yes. I know
it's simple idea, but nevertheless it's
true that some people are supplemented
enough on the subject of their pets to
get cards engraved for them. The
fashion was set in Boston last spring,
but we only got our first order in Octo-
Der. and the others have all been given
since that time. The one with the single
name Jack on it was entered by a
young lady, who said it was absurd to
put your own name after the dogs: but
it did not seem to occur to her that it
was absurd for dog to have visiting
card. Nearly all of the ladies-all the
orders are from ladies-have ordered
hundred cards. but only one lady has
ever come back for second edition.
.Cats?' No: we never get any up for
cats. for. you see, people can not take
eats out with them as they can dogs. -
Philadelphia Record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

"WHEN was young man." he said,
as he walked up and down the platform,
''we did not depend on our fathers. We
made our own start in life. There is a
much better show for young men to-day,
selves" DO you know of a good open
ing?" timidly inquired young man with
a sample trunk under him. "Yes, sir; go
to Tennessee, sir; there are mountains of
iron in that State which can be had for fifty
cents an acre." is that 500" at is"
IN tell you what Ill do" continued the
young man, as he bit off the end of
twenty-center, eff you'll buy two or three
of those mountains, set up a blast furnace,
and get things boomin 6, I'll come down
and engineer a set of books for you at $50
per month. The self-made man took a
walk down the track to hide his disgust
Val Street Ness.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

THOUSANDS of women bless the day on
which DR.. Pierce's - t,avcrite Prescription"
was made known to them. In all those de-
rangements causing bacsache, dragging
down sensations, nervous and general de-
bility, it is sovereign remedy. Its sooth-
ing and healing properties render it of the
utmost value to ladies suffering from " i'll
ternal fever" congestion, Inflammation, or
liberation. By druggists. M
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

The Longfellow copper mines at
Clifton, Arizona, employ over 1000
Mexicans and Cinnamon.
Jefferson Davis estate of five hun
dred acres at Brannon, Miss, is now
mainly devoted to grapes and oranges.
Three factories in the United States
consume nearly two million eggs year
in making a peculiar kind of paper used
by photographers
mfr. Walsh, a Mississippian, has in
vented and patented an ingenious quilt
ing. frame, by which the work can
readily be done by any sewing-machine.
ADetron Post.
The Commissioner of Agriculture
has arranged for the distribution of forty
thousand silk-worm eggs to parties in
kentucky who desire to make expert
ments in sericulture.
"A Canadian has invented method
of putting glass inssash without the en-
ployment of putty. Every family man
who has ever tried to get old putty out
of a sash in order to put in a new pane,
will rise up and call the Canadian
..blessed. Philadelphia Ne,os.
An interesting feature at recent
county exhibition in Great Britain was
an iron watch, which has been turned
,out bv Messrs. Crowther Bros. & Co. lin
Kidderminster, for the purpose of show
ing the extraordinary malleability of
their metal. The watch is said to be
very perfect in every respect.
1t will be but a short time until you
can have your picture taken free of cost.
A German has invented safe with an
attachment that on being touched flares
an electric light ON the scene, and at the
same instant uncovers prepared plate,
on which the burglars photograph is
taken, while an alarm is sounded. 1t
will be a .ssafe cure for burglars.-N
Y. Herald.
Sam Collier, the veteran pugilist, is
about to apply for patent for swim
minp machine. 1t is called Golfers
Improved Automatic Swimmer" Small
screw propellers are placed on each
foot, and they are revolved by the
wearer kicking out vigorously. Mr..
Collier has experimental in a bath-tub
with great success, and when the
weather is warmer he will give exhibit
tions in the Delaware River.-Chicago
Journal.
The taste for frogs legs is now
spreading rapidly in this country. after
a long period of comparative stagna-
ton. One of the largest dealers in the
country, Boston man, has set hum
dred expert frog-catchers at work in the
New England States, and estimates that
the demand this summer will be double
that of last year. An experiment in
v Breeding bullfrogs in England is about
te,be made and considerable supply
Of spawn will be sent over for that pur-
q, nose next month. -Bostoss, Post.
There is curious clock in the cathe-
dral at Lubbock, Germany. On the end
of the hour-hand there is little clock
which keeps exact time with the large
clock. This little timepiece of course
goes round and round the larger dial, and
reminds one of q "wheel within wheel. !"
In Swiss museum there is a watch
that is only three-sixteenths of an inch
in diameter. 1t is inserted in the top of
an old-fashioned pencil-case such as our
grandmothers used to possess. Its lit
tie dial not only indicates hours. min
utes. and seconds. but also days Of the
month.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
Twenty Years q Sufferer.

R. Y. PIERCE, NJ. D., Buffalo, N. Y: Dear
Sir-Twenty years ago l was shipwrecked
on the Atlantic Ocean, and the cold and ex-
posture caused large abscess to form on
each leg, which kept continually discharg-
ing. After spending hundreds of dollars,
with no benefit, Itried your " Golden Medi-
cal Discovery" and now, in less than three
months after taking the first bottle, 1 am
thankful to say am completely cured, and
for the first time in ten years can put my
left heel to the ground. am yours,
WIN. RYDER, 81 Jefferson ST., Buffalo, n. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

AN old butcher way out in Missouri,
With neuralgia, he suffered like fury,
st. Jacobs Oil banished
The pain which all vanished
And prevented coroner's jury.
A cranky old man named Blake,
Says st. Jacobs Oil "takes the cake"
He gave it one test,
And says it's the best,
Cure in the world for backaehe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Mr.. D. II. Barnaby, of Owego, n. Y, says
that his daughter was taken with violent
cold which terminated with pneumonia, and
all the best physicians gave the case up and
said she could not live but few hours at
most. She was in this condition when a
friend recommended Dr. WM.- HALLS
BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS and advised her
to try it. She accepted it as q last resort,
and was surprised to find that it produced
marked change for the better, and by
persevering in its use permanent cure
was effected. .-..s...g....
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
Cards for Canine Callers.

s'What do you think of that?" asked
well-known stationer yesterday speak
ing to a reporter. Turning the leaves
of a sample lot of visiting cards he
pointed to a small pasteboard on which
was printed, in delicate script, the
words: "Fido McFlimsey, 1135 Nth
street"
What is he-a Dude?" queried the
scribe.
"a dude! No; he isn't Dude. He's
dog, and here are several more like
him. was the reply, as the stationer
turned and took down a box from one
of the shelves and emptied its contents
on the showcase. From the pile of cards
he soon fished out five more of the same
size as that pasted in the book and
handed them over to the reporter Three
of them were in script, one in old En-
glish type and one in small roman cap
itals. They read:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

A LADY writes: "Painful menstruation
feelings of bearing down and that pain in
the side and loins. OF late l got in the
habit of using DR.. Guysott's yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla. It goes right to the spot,
gives me strength and frees me from all
pain. think it is worth its weight in gold"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
Wrecks of HCunanity.

who have wasted their manly vigor and
powers by youthful follies and pernicious
practices, inducing nervous debility. i'm
paired memory, mental anxiety, despond-
ency, lack of selfcontidence and will power,
weak back, and kindred weaknesses should
address with three letter postage stamps
for large illustrated treatise, giving unfail-
ing means of cure, WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
Observation-Disclosures PRAISE. /,

Mr.. II. BAREY. baggage-master on Eastern Rail-
road, Boston. says: ....ae.. z-.ef-
II have used Hunts Remedy. the great kidney and
liver medicine in my family for months 1t was rec
commended by friends in Portsmouth who have been
cured of kidney troubles and nd 1t just as repre-
worth its weight in gold My wife is using
it for dyspepsia, and has improved so rapidly that
cheerfully ndorse It family medicine Of real merit
and would not be without it," f...E
April q. 1888.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

A GENTLEMAN from Orwell, Pa, called
my attention to Ely's Cream Balm a
remedy for Catarrh, Hay Fever, etc. He
SO earnest in asserting it to be posi-
tive cure (himself having been cured by it,
that | purchased q STOCK. The Balm has
already effec; ed a number of cures here. T.
+. Hyatt, NJ. D., Bordentown, n. j.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

S. K. Riggs, after having made a
careful study of the mythology of the
Dakota Indians, concludes that there is
much in it to warrant belief that these
aborigines have European origin.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Now THAT Arthur Sullivan is knighted
we shall expect no more musical works
from him, for the good book tells us that
when the knight coneth, no man can work
boston IrQRscript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Rev. Adirondack Murray tells the
New York Times that the interviewer is
the curse of American newspapers.
making them merely a nationalized
sewing society.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

"WoMAN's DOMINION" seems to worry
some controversialist greatly. The thing
seems simple enough. A woman's dough
ninion is evidently the new cook on balx
ing day.-Putsburgh Telegraph.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

THE Grecian authorities now exclud
American pork. Greece without pork mus
be almost as bad as pork without grease
Boston Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

A CALIFORNIA man choked himself to
death with tape measure. The CorOnerss
verdict was that he died by inches.-Bur-
iagt0n Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

New BERN, N. Grey. G. W. Ofley
says: 81 have taken Browns Iron Bitters,
and consider it one Of the best medicines
KNOWN
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

PEOPLE who think themselves smart &C
about asking questions like this: ''Can a
rope walk" We say, yes-when it is taut-
San Francisco Meas Letter. /
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

COULD the pitcher of baseball team b.
spoken of as the power behind tbs
THROWN '-Life. ~. .s.....-* ..-.G5
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

REMARKABLE for overcoming diseases
caused by impure water, decaying vegeta
ton, ETC., is Browns Iron Bitters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

If your horses have sore shoulders
scratches, cuts or open sores OF any klnd'
use Stewards Healing Powder.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

FRED says that there is in New York a
horse so balky that he "won't draw his
own breath.o
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

ONCE try Chrolithion Collars and Cuffs
and you will wear no other kind. They fiji
so well and feel so nicely.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

WHAT did the paper weight or!-Ne,c
South. Probably for its ink-coma.-
Georgia Major.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

A MAN in Rochester has such cracked
voice that he rarely says anything with
out breaking his word.-I1ochester Nv. "
Post,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

THE Conundrum Clubs latest: "Why is
death like the tag attached to dog at the
canine show in this city? Because they are
both bound to cur."-N. y. Advertiser.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

"A Maysville, (Ga.,) child took the
measles the day after being born, and
died from the effects.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

COUGHS, COLDS AND SORE THROAT quickly
relieved by I" Brolrn's Bronchial IrOches."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Buchu-paiba." Complete cure, all an
noying Kidney Diseases, irritation. 81.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

THIS will be year when harvest apples
won't contain any collie. The main thing
will be to get the apples.-Detroit Free
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
ALL recommend Wise's Axle Grease.

| VAULTING ambition-The design of the
bank burglar.-Boston Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07
WIsE's Axle Grease never gums.

ONE pair of boots shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiifencrs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Rock HILL, S. C.-Rev. j. S. White says
81 used Browns Iron Bitters for general
debility. 1t restored me to strength and
yigor.O
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

| Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, restlessness, worms. Tasteless.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Rheumatism Positively Cured
in the shortest time. Write for free 40-page
pamphlet on rheumatism, to r. K. Helphen-
slime, Druggist, Washington, D. c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice
flies, reaches, bed-bugs. ants, vermin. 15t
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

G1enn's Sulphur Soap
Is simply without parallel for wholesome
ness, and in It's purifying effects.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

THE musician, like the cook. makes his
bread out of his do.-B0ston TRANSCRIPT.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-07

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover"
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-10-29

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i6m BON tnnen uno auBell etrterI getputf
ullo Muftrtd bon W6rteI uttb Salt 9tbt,
tpeldler leBtere s%ulpetIeu erneuert iperoet
mus, iuaS itbrigens iebt audi Der Scorptone
ipeger 9el6ie6t, Die oaourd tbre S0lup1>
ipiutel uerttGrGn.
Die OG6er IN Ser Staot Suran9o
DeIte6en meiit aus elmer Balfel1lage, tpelde
nit 8rettcru itberoedt lit; dlf oteler TT 4
bis 6 l3pu bob @roe ulo @e1neltt, in tpeld]es
lcbtere tpteocr ,3iegeliteinplattet etl1gele9t
fino, 10 oaB ii1 Cement in ben Sltgen beftlts
eet. Gin ipt1cS Oa6 paBt eigentlt1 rnr
fir einit0dtge 9ebGuDe, aber Die a3trnnler
ftnb fii6l I'M CONNER unb marin in Wtns
ter. gtn BEN Senitern Der Getden rtnoet
MAJ Dtde 0oISldoen uon ttuelt, @lasferfter
in Der Mitte uno ~etierIe Sitter bon anBell,
Die 6oftbore iinO auBeroroeGtIi6 tart urto
oft nit @iienble6 bei6la9en. SeoeS loldes
6auS felt cine ffeine SETTING por. Gar
biele Der Gltern reid DerSierten Sbore uuo
9Goen linb iebt permOOert rao tpnrmlttdlt&
aber aud ba, no mo tie erneuert, bletbt
man BEL Ser alten io1iben @inri6tung.
9ll6 in ben beiten 6Guiern baben iebr btele
3intmer in ben Sofen feline Senlter, lon1
Bern oas 2id,t bringt bur9 Die gc0ff1eten
G6iiren Gin, in Den 8oritdbten aber ftebt
man gauge 9tei6en BON 9duIern, Die nur
! 5biiren, aber fcine Seniter 9abett.