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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23
A Partially Dend Man.

The Morning Herald, Baltimore, Md,
states: Major B. $. White, of this city,
describes his miraculous cure as follows:
I" have been partially dead man for ten
years. Doctors attributed my sufferings
to the enlargement of certain glands. The
quantity of medicine took without relief
would be sufficient to set up q first-class
npothecary shop. Finally st. Jacobs Oil
was recommended. I had my spinal col
umn thoroughly rubbed with it. All those
knots, kinks and stiffness have passed
away, and am myself again."
IRON is decidedly the most ironical of
metals, for it is so often railing.-Ihe
,Jtdoe.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

"A young gentleman leaving Lake
City, Fla, for the exposition in Loui :
vile, KY, thought he would take an
alligator egg along to show to his
friends. Arriving at Louisville before
opening his trunk he heard what he
supposed to be rat in there, kicking
up merry thunder. Upon opening the
trunk, imagine his surprise in finding a
well-developed young gator prancng
around in fine style. The egg had
hatched en- route.--jSt. Louis Globe.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

tested by pimpies, eruptions, ulcers, or
running sores, scrofulous tumors, swellings
or general debility, take DIR. r. V. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" Sold by
druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Tin vessels so worn that the iron is
exposed are not fit for uso in the dairy,
and should be discarded. Sour cream
will be unpleasantly affected by remain
ing in contact with the lrGr..
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

The London Times says that,
"sooner or later, every distinguished
Englishman seems bound to visit the
United States" Sooper or later every
Englishman who wishes to feel that he
has seen the world will visit us, even If
he is not Distinguished Y Mail.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

AS stapes are u,iicklv abandoned with the

AS stages are quickly abandoned with the
completion ofrailroads, so the huge, drastic,
cathartic pills, composed of crude and
bulky medicines, are quickly abandoned
pheasant Purgative Pellets," which are
sugar-coated, and little larger than mus
tard seeds, but composed of highly concen-
trated vegetable extracts. By druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

sw1FT's Specific Is. s. 81 has cured me
of hereditary Scrofula of the worst type.
The medicine is more than you claim for
it, and hope any who doubt will write to
Inc. E. C. HAwEs, JR., Clarksville, Ga.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

FAIRFIELD, IowA.-Dr ]. L. Myers saws:
Browns Iron Bitters is tho best iron
preparation have ever known inmy thirty
years of practice"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

RHEUMATISM, disordered blood, general
debility, and many chronic diseases pro-
nounced incurable, are often relieved by
Browns Iron Bitters.O
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

JOPLIN, Mo.-Dr. j. B. Morgan says: "I
find that Browns Iron Bitters gives entire
satisfaction to oil who use it."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

A RESIDENT physician-a bottle Of N. K.
Browns Ess. Jamaica Ginger in the house.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

BEER was made in Egypt 400 years B. G.
But it didn't pyramid other nations until
some years erwards.-Pitts6urgh Tele-
0rdDh.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

USED Swift's Specific Is. s. 81 for
bad case of Blood Poison from Malaria, and
am satisfied that it saved my life, as was
given up to die. C. G. SPENCER,
Sup't Gas Works, Rome, Ga.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Don't Die In the House. Trough on Rats"
clears out rats mice flies reaches, bed-bugs. 15c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

THERE are two very loud colors worn by
school.boys this season, rattan and yeller,
and they usually go together.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad.
der Complaints, cured by "Buchu-P Paiba." 81.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

FRIED celery is the latest gastronomic
idiocy. The next thing will be boiled loo
cream,-OH City Derrick.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Flying through the air is now called
an art. Whether high or low art will
depend something on whether man
starts from the top rail of fence or the
ridge of horse-barn. Detroit Free
DrpSS
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

COUGHS, HoARsENEss, SORE THROAT,
ETC., quickly relieved by BRowS's BRoN-
CHIAL TRooHEs. A simple, effectual and
superior remedy. Sold only in bores.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Who knows that II the beautiful girl who
died so young had been blessed with DIR.
Fierce's "Favorite Prescription" she might
have rcigned on many another bright May
day. Tho Favorite Prescription" is a cer-
tain cure for all those disorders to which To-
males are liable. BY druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewer"
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

What there Is in name Mr..
Thinne is the President of the Boston
Fat Mems Club. -. Boston Post,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Wells "Rough on Corns." l5c. Ask for II.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bvnions.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

JOSH BILLINGS has made his success by
throwing peculiar spell over the people.
Milton Neics.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

IF you have nothing to do, get It done as
quickly as you can.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

You would use st. Tatrick's Salve II yo,
knew the good 'twould do you.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

FIRST effectual, then good to take, then
eheap-Piso's Cure for Consumption
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

A WIFE is blessing; hence dumb wife
Is an unspeakable Que.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

A PosTMrsTREss in Ohio resigned her Of
flee to get married. She will continue
however to look after the male.-Chicd1o
Inter Ocean,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

BOUND to make a man cross--Gettizg te
the other sids of the street.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Flies, reaches, ants, bed bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by "Rough OH Rats. "l5c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

EVEN rival manufacturers admit that the
best pianos IN THIS ssna oreSy eeWyntEy are made
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

How OLD is n tree whom IL reaches the
foliage Trdueier.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

NEW YORK ladies now take lessons in
fencing. They hope to make themselves
more killing than ever.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Colden's Liquid Beef Tonic
Cures fever, ague and biliousness. Take
Colden's; no other.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

THE Chicago girl who wears number tent
is still able to stand considerable x-her.
size.-Boston Traveller.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

REDDINd's Russia Salye has proved its eth
SIency BY test of 10 years constant use Try II
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Look Well to the Name.
The only genuine German Hop Bitters have
the word "German" blown in the bottle.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

SAID an Englishpee amid the Pyramids,
" i see that here mupmy's the word"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23

Be praised not for your ancestors,
but fol yonr virtues.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-11-23
DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION,
ATChISON, Topeka 8 ss1I SANTA ga.H e

Kansas, Colorado. New Mexico, Arizona, and Old
Mexico offer the newest and best hcld for Farmers,
chnnics of all trades For information maps etc add
G. D. SCHMIDT, Com'r of Immigration TOPEKA Kan,
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

reux. After a careful examination of
the case the doctor was unable to explain
the cause of the pain. Again he exam
ined the patient. In the left nostrll he
saw a small corrugated ball that was APP
parently revolving slowly This ball re-
sembled a tiny walnut. The doctor saw
an occasional black head protrude from
the writing mass. Promptly he admin
istered chloroform to the woman. With
the aid of forceps he removed sixty-tive
worms. From the time of the discovery
of the worms until the last was removed
two DAYS passed. In this short time,
though the worms were sluggish from the
effects of the chloroform, they had suti-
cient vigor TO destroy the partition OF the
nose. This womcii Sally recovered. Sew
eral other cases ocIurroi in Kansas last
year.
As far as ! can learn all the people who
were attacked had cattrrh, q disease very
prevalent On the wind swept plains west
Of the Missouri river. 1t is highly prob
able hat the fully developed flies,
when moving through the air in search
of places to deposit their eggs, struck a
catarrhal trail, followed it to its source,
and deposited their eggs in the nostrlls
of the unfortunates while they slept.
They might easily drop their eggs in the
n~ostrils Of persons lying down, even it
they were awake.
Physicians are awaiting the develop
ments this summer with great interest.
The sensitiveness of the mucous mem
brane narrowly limits the remedies that
cal be safely applied. Carbolic acid, if
weakened sufficiently to be used without
injuring the membrane, has no effect on
the hard corrugated worms. Kerosene
oil has proved effectual. 1t instantly
kills the worms. This oil will kill any
insect. If the worms, through the ig-
norance of the physicians, are allowed to
remain undisturbed for several days, it is
exceedingly doubtful if any remedy can
reach them. 1t may be that an enor-
mously strong man could endure the
pain and could rally from the exhaustion
following intense physical suffering until
the worms feeding on his flesh arrived at
perfect maturity and crawled from their
burrows to screw themselves into the
ground, from which they emerge as flies
in about ten days. l doubt, however, if
any man living has sufficient vitality to
live through an attack by screw worms.
FRANK WILKEsoN.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
Wool in Washington Territory.

NsoOI III atSlIthStoh
Tacoma wv. T)News.
The wool growers of Pierce county had
a meeting at Steilacoom on Saturday to
receive bids for their 1883 wool crop.
There were about thirty farmers present.
A few years ago, being dissatisfied with
the prevailing method of disposing of
their feeces by individual bargains the
wool growers formed an association and
have since put their wool into a pool, ap-
pointing a committee to receive bids and
dispose of the wool in bulk to the highest
bidder. They seem to think this method
more satisfactory than hat of individual
sales, having realized ONE 2 per cent.
more under the pooling system than pre-
viously. Last years wool crop Melted
the Pierce county growers "a cents a
pound for some 70,0 pounds. The
Washington Territory clip is rated as
northern wool in the market, which brings
the highest price, owing to its freedom
years clip is estimated at $4,000 pounds,
and the quality is high. The farmers
hold it at 90 cents, but the only bid re-
ceived on Saturday, was that of Mr.. Bax-
ter, of Seattle, who bid only II cents for
the crop delivered at Tacoma. This the
committee and owners would not listen to
and the sale was adjourned two weeks,
to July 18th, at Steilacoom, unless the
committee received more acceptable bids
in the meantime.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

The Jury.

From Life.
What is this?
An intelligent jury, darling.
But these men who look like ignorant
and vicious l~oafers?
They are jurors, dear.
And that wall-eyed chucklehead in the
middlel
Sh! he is the foreman.
Why is he made foreman.
Because he knows less than the others.
My! But what is u jury for2
A jury, my precious, is a body of men,
good and true, who decide questions of
justice for the people.
How is the question submitted2
Why, the lawyers talk and chew
tobacco and abuse witnesses, while the
Judge and jurors take a nap, and then
the Judge is walked up by the clerk, and
gives his charge.
And what is that
AS intelligent n summary of the laws
bearing on the question as he can impro-
wise.
Well, after the poor Judge has deliver
ed his charged
Why, then the jurors wake up and go
off to decide the case.
But they have heard nothingof the evil
dence2
No.
Nor of the law2
No.
But is not that awful2
No, it makes no difference.
Gracious! why2
Because they could understand neither
if they did hear.
Then what do they do when they go
Off
Play poker.
My gracious! but is that not q wicked
game2
Very.
How long do they play poker2
If no n has fixed them, they play un-
til IL man is fractured.
How fractured2
Broke.
And them
Ho amuses himself by working out a
verdict.
And the resta
Sign it.
Then this is the way the law is admin
istered2
Every time,
But you said this "a the way the jury
did if no one had fixed them.
Yes, sweet.
How is a jury "fxed2"
That is "a secret.
Well, when a jury is fixed" how is
the verdict
Immensely satisfactory.
Alwaysl
Always.
To whom2
To the side hat did the fixing.
If | want further information on this
subject, TO whom shall i go2
To Mr.. Ingersol, dear.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

A Jerseyman caught an eel in a small
creek and found inside of it a sleeve-but-
ton which he had lost some years ago.
There is in Lake Tahoe an immense
fish which jumps up out of the water,
seizes the bowsprits of vessels in its
mouth, snaps them off and disappears.
Fish are so plentiful in the Hackensack
river that they appear to be crowded for
room. 1t is not an uncommon sight to
see them swim up alongside of boats and
mutely plead to be taken in.
A Long Island angler threw in his line
the other day and fastening it to a stake,
went home to dinner. When he returned
the weight was 80 great that he was com
PEELED to call for assistance. Hauling up
the catch, he was surprised to find that
there was only one immense catfish, but
cutting it open he discovered another
fish which, when dissected, contained n
smaller one that had swallowed the hook.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
A Postponed Seance.

M 1. fost.
Professor Agassiz was once invited by
the noted Spiritualist Home to attend
one of his seances. "Well," said Agass-
IL, "what shall l see at your seances2'
''You will see," replied Home, ''legs and
arm moving about the room, and some
of them will touch you" "Mr. Home"
answered Agassiz, 81 will attend your
meeting, and l will aid you to clear up
this mystery of these floating limbs. l
have a sword; it SO happens that it was
recently ~sharpened. That sword l will
bring with me, and l will cut at the legs
and arms" Home thanked him and
withdrew. The next day Agassiz drove
up to the hall where the next seance was
to be held. The doors were shut, but on
them was a placard announcing in large
letters that no seance would take place,
as Mr.. Home had unexpectedly been re-
called to New York.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
An Open letter.

CIV York SIM.
Now who but you and l
Shall cut the naval pie,
Johnny Roach!
And whose prehensile thumbs
Shall now pull out the plums,
Johnny Roach.
Your bid was wondrous low,
As all the world may know,
Johnny Roach.
The profits where and how
Is puzzling people now,
Johnny Roach.
The light of other days
Is on your yards and ways,
Johnny Roach.
And methods of the past
viii pull you through at last,
Johnny Roach.
You know, and who 50 well?
The junk l have to sell,
Johnny Roach.
And extras here and there
Some stingy souls may scare,
Johnny Roach.
Queer congresses may rise
To cloud our pleasant skies,
Johnny Roach.
But wait awhile, and then
Our sun will shine again,
Johnny Roach.
SO, q la Robertson,
The job must be begun,
Johnny Roach.
Whoe'er may lose thereby,
1t won't be you or l,
Johnny Roach!
w. Il. Chm
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
A Life Saving Present.

Mr. NJ. Il. Allison, Hutohisson, Kan.
Saved his life by a simple trial bottle of DIR.
Kings New Discovery Tor consumption, which
caused him to procure a large bottle that com
pletely cured him, when doctors, change of
climate and everything else had failed. Asth.
bronchitis, hoarseness, severe coughs, and
all throat and lung diseases, 1t Is guaranteed
to cure. Trial bottles free at O. II. GoodmanIs
drug store. Large size sl.00.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
THE PROFESSION A UNIT.

MI. c. II. Draper, OF No. 22S Main Street Worcester
Mass, volunteers the following
"Haying occasion recently to use a remedy for Kid
ncy disease, l applied to my druggist, Mr., D. b. VIII
liams, of Lincoln Square, this city, and requested him
to furnish me the best kidney medicine that he knew
of, and he handed me q bottle OF Hunts Remedy
stating that it was considered the best because he had
sold many bottles OF it to his customers In Worcester,
and they all speak OF 1t In the highest terms, and
pronounce 1t always reliable. took the bottle home
and commenced taking 1t, and find thati II does the
work eifectually; and | am pleased to recommend to
all who have kidney orliver disease the use of Hunts
Remedy, the sure cure.
April II, 1883.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

A Coon INvEsTMENT.-On Of our
prominent business men said to us the
other day: "In the spring my wife got
all run down and could not eat anything;
passing your store l saw a pile of Hoods
Sarsaparilla in the window, and | got q
bottle. After she had taken it q week
she had a rousing appetite, and did her
everything. She took three bottles, and
it was the best three dollars | ever in
vested. G. |. Hood & Co., Lowell,
Mass.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
Wide Awake Druggists

G. +. Goodman is always alive in his bust
ness and spares no pains to secure the best of
every article in his line. He has secured the
agency for the celebrated DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. TIL only GER
tain cure known for Consumption, Coughs.
Colds, Hoarseness, Asthma, Hay Fever, Bron-
chitis, or any affection of throat and lungs.
Sold on a positive guarantee. Trial bottles
free. Regular size 81.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
WE ALL SAY so.
April Hiss

Mr.. George A, Burdett, No. 1875 Front Street, Wor-
oester, Mass, has Just sent us the following, directly
to the point:
"Belng afflicted with ailments TO which all human
itv is subject sooner or later, l read carefully the ad'
ye~rtiscment regarding the remarkable curative pow.
ers of Hunts Remedy, and as 1t seemed to apply to
my case exactly, | purchased a bottle OF the medicine
at Jannery's drug store in this city, and having used
IL will most beneficial results in my own case, my
wife and son also commenced its use, and 1t has most
decidedly improved their health, and weshal eontin'
ue its use In our family under such favorable re-
suits"
April II, 1883.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

"And as good lost, is seldom or never found;
As fading glass, no rubbing will refresh;
As flowers dead lie withered on the ground;
As broken glass no cement will refresh
SO beauty blemished once forever lost
In spite of physic, paid and cost"
Unless you use Pozzoni's medicated com.
plexion powder, which restores freshness to
the skin, and imparts a durable softness
equalled by none other.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

Mr.. George w. Holoomb, Druggist, l2s and iSl
Congress street, Troy, N. ", writes April T. 1885,
81 AN constantly selling Hunts Remedy for dis
eases Of the kidneys, liver, bladder and urinary or
gans. to my trade and friends, and IND that It gives
general Ntisiaction TO ali who U.S. IT,
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
BucKiens Arn,ca Saive.

The greatest medical wonder of the world.
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Cuts, Ul-
GERS, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles,
Chilblains, Corns, letter, Chapped hands, and
all skin eruptions, guarantesd to cure y III every
box
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

and since then the appropriations have
amounted to $500, 900, so that altogether
it will. when completed, have cost
81, 100, 900.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
A. c. SENEY,
.mse... Pres. of Jasper Stone Co

MANHOOD Positively Restored in from two to 10
wi days By Mexican Vegetable CORRECTION. For
particulars address San Meteo Medical Co. p. o. Box.
2lsl, st. Louis, No. jell-d6w.2mE
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17

New Life
is given by using Browns
IRON BITTERs. In the
Winter it strengthens and
warns the system; in the
Spring it enriches the blood
and conquers disease; in the
Summer it gives tone to the
nerves and digestive organs;
in the Fall it enables the
system to stand the shock
of sudden changes.
In no way can disease be
so surely prevented as by
keeping the system in per-
feet condition. Browns
IRON BITTERs ensures per-
feet health through the
changing seasons, it disarms
the danger from impure
water and miasmatic air,
and it prevents Consump-
ton, Kidney and Liver Dis
case, &c.
Il. S. Berlin, Esq, of the
well-known firm Of H. S.
Berlin & Co., Attorneys, lie
Droit Building, Washing
ton, d. c., writes, Dec. 5th,
1881:
Genttmen. I take pleas.
ure in stating that l have used
Browns Iron Bitters for ma
laria and nervous troubles,
caused by ovcrwork, with
excellent results.
Beware of limitations.
Ask for Browns IRON BIT
-ERs, and insist on having
it. Don't be imposed on
with something recon-
mended as gust as good"
The genuine is made only
by the Brown Chemical Co.
Baltimore, Md.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-07-17
Stone for PaNnq Purposes.

And any person Interested in such improvements
will find IL greatly to his advantage to communicate
with US. Ne invite correspondence on the subject.
The general management and supervision OF the
company's business is now in the hands Of VIM. Nc.
Balm.
Address your letters to