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The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Porter.
John Cassidy has gone west.

John Cassidy has gone west.
Morgan Hall of Nebraska. is visiting his
toany friends here.
Byron Kidney, one of Portcr's old bachel-
.ors, now sleeps by Day as well as night. lie
recently married 4 Miss Day.
Had We space we would like to mention
tie names of those philanthropists who
tanned out last Saturday and drew up Dutch
Marv's winters wood.
Mrs. Caroline Robinson, who went 10
Kansas some time since met an old south
arn plantation lover there. Slumbering
affections were aroused and the matter ended
aR such romances usually do, III marriage.
The Adycntists have been holding meet
in.ls al the school house. The one on sun
day night was closed with free fight. some
wind and Il few bruises. Monday evening
came near being the same thing. but the
.olubatants were pacified before any damage
was done.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Excited Thou sands.

All over the land are going mo ecstasy
over Dr.. Kings New Discovery Tor Con
sumption. Their unlocked for recovery by
the timely use of this great life Saving rem
edy. causes them 10 - nearly wild in it
praise. |; i guaranteed to positively cure
Severe Coughs. Colds Asthma. Hay Fever
Bronchitis Hoarseness. Loss of y dice. or any
affection Of the Throat and Lungs. Trial
Bottles free at Duncombe. Stearus d Cos
Drng Store. Large size - ~.
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A. When She Was Noung.

Il have used Parker's Hair Balsam and
like 1t better than any similar preparation
know of. writes Mrs. Ellen Perry wife of
Rev. p. Perry. of Coldbrook Springs, Mass
"My hair was almost entirely gray. but a
dollar bottle of the Balsam has restored the
softness and the brown color il had when |
was young-not a single gray hair left.
Since began applying the Balsam my hair
has stopped falling out, and ] find that 1T is
perfectly harmless aud agreeable dressing
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Perfect Success.

Those two words have vast meaning
when fully comprehended. A perfect sue
cess can be truthfully applied to DIR. Jones
Red Clover tonic. which cures dyspepsia, bill
iousness, costiveness, all diseases of the kid
news. liver and bladder. Ii is perfect tonic
and blood purifier; il keeps the skin clear
and bright. drives away pimples and makes
the general health excellent. Price ~ cents.
of Geo. W. Longwell a Go.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
our Clubbing List.

We will furnish the TRUE NoETHmNEE
and either of the leading weekly papers
mentioned below for one year at the follow
ing prices. postage included. payable strictly
in advance.
Northerner and Chicago Weekly News. T2.o0
Weekly Inter Ocean. 30
. Post ~ Tribune. 30
Detroit WY Free Press. 2.4d
We will club the NnR1HERSER and any of
the leading magazines and newspapers of the
country at n liberal reduction from regular
subscription rates.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Brace q ID.

There II serious meaning in this expressions.
That wearied step, langud eye, and general
feeling OF lassltude come from sickness lie
assured, serious, and perhaps fatal, disease
is close IN its wake. The system wants cleans
ing Of impurities the sluggish blood needs to
be sent in swift and clear currents through II G
veins. DR.. Kennedy's "Eayorite Remedy" will
do this it will give new vgor to the body
brightcess TO the eye, a glow to the counten-
ance and elasticity to the step. One dollar a
bottle. Every druggist has il. DIR. David Ken
nedy Propri etor. Rondout. \. Y.
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house opened to lyceums and other meet
ings, and lastly the petition asked the direc-
tor to resign. The obnoxious book has since
been removed, an arithmetic school has
been started and lyceum announced for
the 10Th. The boys say that if minister
can be found Wa will have preaching soon.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
a Blessing 20 all Nank ind

In these times when our Newspapers are
flooded with patent medicine advertisements
il is gratifying to know what to procure that
will certainly cure you. II You are Bilious
blood out of order. Liver inactive. or gener-
ally debihtated. there is nothing in the world
that will cure you so quickly as Electric
Bitters. They are blessing TO all mankind
and can be had for only fifty cents bottl,
of Duncombe. StearnS a Co.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20

To those afflicted with lung trouble. hear
what W. ID. Wilson. of the Ottawa ILL.,
Times says: After being disabled for three
months with II cough. and lung trouble. often
splitting up blood. ] can testify that ! am
cured permanently by the use of DIR. Bige-
low's positive cure. A free trial bottle can
he had Mt Geo. W. Longwell n Co.'S drug
Store
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Rhetorical ENcrci~c~,

plan has been adopted giving special impor-
taucc to Rhetorical exercises ANA ~ the tim,
rendering them more enjoyable to teachers and pu.
pills, and of uncommon interest 10 the patrons oi
the school.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
BucI<ien's Arnica Salye.

The greatest medical wonder of the world,
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises,
Cuts, Ulcers Salt Rheum. Fever Sores. Can
GERS, Piles. Chilblains, Corns, letter, Chap
ped Hands. and all Skin Eruptions. guaran-
teed To cure i'll every instance, or money
refunded. % cents per box. For sale 10y
Duncombe, Stearns & Co.
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Agent tor the ROCKFORD Ill. gUICk
TRAIN WATCHES. WALTHAN. ELGIN
SPRINGFIELD and other AMERICAN and
FOREIGN WATCHES. L. AID Stem
Wlnders.
Ladies Gold Watches G. old ard Re j Plate
Guard and Neck CLaln-. Sold Gc.4. PLAIN
Band. aud Set Rings. LccLets. ChaIy- ETC.. in
great variety.
Silver Plated Ware. Casters. water Pitchers,
Cake Baskets, ,CardStands, Table kuiye-. Forks
Spoons etc, etc.
No extra charge FOR Engraving. Puces as
low as the lowest, and quality guaranteed
represented
Gold, Silver an I steel Spectacle.
Repairing promptly done auG var1aut'@
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Grigg~' Giyccrinc SnIvc.

The best on earth can truly he said of
Griggs' Glycerine Salve. which is sure
cure tor cuts. bruises. scads, burns. wounds,
and all other sores. Will positively cure
piles. tetter and all skin eruptions. Salts
faction guaranteed or money refunded. Only
- cents. For sale 10y Geo. w. Longwell ~
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Nook k-kecpiu- and pennan~hi ip

Special attention vii! bc given tu these most iui-
poriant studies, and opportunity provided To pu-
pills to secure the advant8ges OF commercial etu'
cation without the necessity OF leaving the public
srl.nnls.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
Apparatus Philosophical aud Chem

Arrangements are being made tor tll, purchase q
an amount OF apparatus sufficient To illustrate IA
laws of Philosophy and Chemistry aud 10 place OtI
High school on q level with the hcsf ne ne >fdf,.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20

whooping cough in town smongthe school
t.cls.
4. Mliken moves to Michigan City this
week.
Bert Remington is clerking at j. ID. Davis :,
Oliver Goss having gone north
The Literary is dealing extensively III
French History and criticisms.
Tickets are out for Leap Year dance on
new Years night, AT the Opera house.
Why DO they walk the streets so much
Saturdays isn't he allowed to go 10 the house :
John Hopkins was presented with fine
tneerSchaum pipe Thursday evening by some
Of his masonic brothers, as token of their
esteem and appreciation of services rendered.
The following officers We're elected at the
last regular meeting of the +. ~ \. NJ J. ;.
Cross. w. NJ; j. B. Hopkins, 5. W.; John
Jefferson. J. W.; 1. I. McNitt, Treas: w.
II. Nelson, Secy.: I. W. Bidwei!. :. d.; Geo.
Wilcox. J. -.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20

Has rented the Mason mill and put up new
machinery and is prepared 10 do all kinds of
work on short notice. SOt2Gol jO.I.
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Lectures on Anatomy. Fh NsiologS AN,
civil Government.

Ill addition to the work required III there branches
by th. course, special lectures viii bc given hetur,
the High and Grammar schools.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20

A new idea embraced in Ely's Cream Balm.
Catarrh Il cured by causing dIsch arge and
cleansing, not by drying up. The application
is easy and agreeable. Price 30 cents. Apply
into nostrls with the finger.
| was troubled with chrome Catarrh and
gathering in my head. was verv deaf al times.
had discharges from my ears. and was unable
20 breathe through the nose. Before the sec
oad bottle or Ely's Cream Balm was exhausted
! was cared, and today enjoy sound health.
c. j. Corbin, 923 Chestnut ST.. Field Manager
Phlladelphis Pub. House, Pa.
We recommend Elys Cream Balm where a
cure TO- Catarrh is called fer, and consider
that we are doing the public favor by max
ing its virtues known TO those afflicted with
this loathsome disease. for which it is IN most
instances perfect cure. Peck Bros. Druggists,
Grand Rapids. Mich.
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Iii Bicrce

Attorneys a; Law. Office over Averys store
Paw Paw Michigan. 141l
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ORANGES AND FLORIDA,

BETTER THAN BRERzEs AND BLossoMs-l "
DER A New FLAG.
Even the balmy air and orange groves OF
Florida fail to keep lis people full or happi-
ness and comfort. ArE must help nature
everywhere-in the tropics of among the pines
or the north. And. chief among the bless
lngs which are adapted TO all zones writes
DR.. :. q. Wallace, OF For; Dade. Fla, "PARK-
ERS Tonic. IL seems 10 have the world for a
rield and most Of the current diseases yield
- its action. | have used il in the case OF q
delicate aud dyspepuc yonug lady, with the
most gratifying results. Ii seemed to accom- =
plish with ease what the usual prescriptions
and treatment for that miserable maIady failed
wholly 20 brng about. | am also glad 10 state
that The Tonic has greatly relieved me per-
sOnally OF d troublesome atomic condition of
the stomach OF long standing. II Is the ideal
purifier and invlGorant'
Messrs Hscox x Co. call special attention
70 the fact that after April 16, 1888, the name
aid style OF tins preparation will hereafter be
simply Parker's Tonic. The word Ginger Is
dropped, for the reason unprinclpled dealers
are constantly decelving their patrons by sub
stitdtlng inferior preparations under the name
II Ginger: and as ginger Is an unimportant
havorinG Ingredient IN ouT Tonic, we are sure
that our friends VIII agree with us as to The
propriety of the change. There will be no
change. however. IN the preparation itself and
all bottles remaining in the hands OF dealers,
wrapped under the name OF Parkers Ginger
Tonic, contain the genuine medicine II the
signature OF liIsCOX ~ Co. Is at tho bottom of
The outside wrapper.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20
CORRESPONDENTS.
Arlington.

Charley says he has cats enough of his
own and don't thank Caleb for bringing him
four more, in a bag.
fred. Smiths spending the winter at Nor
+ey.
viii Russell isn't much of housekeeper.
ste LET Mrs. +. belongs house plants freeze
ip while she was away last Friday.
Arthur, fun il fun. but Della didn't think
80, when she fell and hurt her arm so badly,
az the dance.
Wonder how many girls have sent invita-
toms to their best fellows, 10 take a NewYear
.s'eigh ride.
Arthur better break his colt. The grass
WIDOW has concluded To stay all winter.
The true northerner., 1883-12-20

Chappell ha- very nice assortment Of rings
chains solid pens, bracelets. cbarms, dc.
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4. =. scott. ". ~.
Crane a ssrccI,.

Physician n Surgeon. Oflice over Free a
Martin's hardware store. .jGtf
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TUITION, l6 WEEKS
SBI[CItITIES
Teachers Class.

A class will be formed for the special GccomIuo-
dation of those desiring ut themseNes thoroughly
for the October examinations. This ciast viii COM
meuce
SEPT. JRD, ENDGNG OCT. 2jIH,
thus allowing the members 20 ~ directly from the
class room to the examination. TuitioE in Trach-
err Glass, s2.50.
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15
THE WHIRLPOOL.

In the shade of the headland, span from the
shore.
The whirlpool lies coiled in sleep
Who could guess that that slumbering brow ever
bore
A frown that is crafty and deep?
Yet it's here in the blast of the hurricanes breath
That the soulladen ships finds DOOM
To the musical moan of this circle of death
Do they pass to their fathomless tomb.
Youth in its bloom,
Age in its gloom,
Mother and father, the maid and her
mate,
Master and slave
Finding grave
In this mad magic circle, the whirlpool
of fate!
In the heart of the city, in turmoil and din,
The whirlpool doth fearlessly ride;
In its merciless torrent are virtue and sin,
The parson and thief side by side;
Here the hand OF the peasant is grpped by the
glove
Of the gallant who lives but to lie;
And the maiden to-day 4, no is learning to love
On the morrow has learnt how to die
Vice with its paint,
Crime with its taint,
Cradle and coffin, the lowly and great
Billows of blood
Cresting the food
OF this mad magic circle, the whirlpool
of fate!
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15
Seaside and Glen.

They call him Baron Vanderbilt at
Saratoga.
Brielle, new resort between Long
Branch and Squan, is attracting consid-
cradle attention.
On the American side, Niagra Falls,
the hotels have not been so poorly
patronized for years.
Dinner at the Windsor, Saratoga, is
q very elegant and ceremonious meal.
Everything is in the style most pleas
ing to epicures.
Very informal, not to say promiscu-
Gus, are the Long Branch hops. Any
body can participate, whether he
boards in the hotel or not.
1t is a singular fact that the most un-
attractive and "scrawny" women at
the watering places are the most indeli-
cate in their style of dress.
White Mountain hotel keepers deny
that there was frost in that locality last
week. They say there has been no
frost there for thirty years!
Amateur critics ON the piazzas of
Saratoga hotels have considerable to
say about the music, but the hands GO
on playing all the same,
There is Western woman at Sara
toga with her fourth husband. She is
blaze of diamonds and has q regular
Sarah Rernhardt wardrobe.
They call the lighthouse keeper at
Cape May Aladdin, because he has
such wonderful lamp. It Is French,
and the only one of the kind in the
United States.
Nearly all the business of the Catskin
hotels this year is transient. People
rarely stay more than three or four
days. In the old times fortnight used
to be the proper length of tirae in the
Catskills,
Greatest of the Philadelphia swells at
Cape May is be who leads the "ger-
} man at the fashionable hotel. People
J stare at him as if he had been convict
: cd of some awful crime and was trying
to hide his guilt.
Newport police are looking for the
q young man who for the last two weeks
has been trying to learn to play on the
coaching horn. They came very close
upon him once, but he jumped out o.
; the window and ran to Proyidenee.
: Ocean Grove is now at its best, Th'
9 beach is unsurpassed for bathing pur
t poses. The bathing Is unusually saf'
d this year, owing 10 the action of th'
tidea oA the sand last Winter. Goos
order, clean streets and careful attsa
e tion to the sanitary condition of th'
place make it attractive to the visitor
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15
WHOLE NO. 1,466.
Current Comment.
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS.
Poor sheet music: Snoring.

Poor sheet music: Snoring.
For indigestion or a faded shawl
Diet.
Quack-a doctor whose science lies
in his bill.
The rule of three: For the third per-
son to clear out.
The color line-in Summer-is lust
at the top of the shirt collar.
This world is barber shop" says
Squibs, for we shave one another"
Fishing is called angling because SO
many crooked stories are told about il
Why is good square meal to hun
cry man like bucket? It goes down
well.
1t is a consolation to see a plumber
compelled to buy something at a retail
drug store.
Baseball catchers wear masks because
an ugly mug wouldn't harmonic with
a nice pitcher
Time, with scythe, is pictured as
bald-headed, so that it cannot be taken
by the forelock.
A wit being asked, on the failure of
a bank, "Were you not upset p replied,
mo, only lost my balance"
A young man whose girls name was
Susan, said that when he left the world
he wanted to do so by suey's side.
He-Good-by, Miss Smith. Pm sorry
/ have to leave so soon. She-I'm very
sorry, too; but still, "parting is such
sweet sorrow"
The most an Arctic explorer can do
now is to follow in the tracks of those
who went before him, freeze his feet
and write book.
There was young man named DeL&,
Who played the bass horn in the b6t;
He blew such blast,
That as he went past,
He blew all the fruit off a st(
Said the girl who had quarreled with
her lover: "Oh. it's all right! Harry
: said he should try to forget me, but he
always fails in everything he under
: takes.
"What wonderful age of invention
it is" said Mrs. Peterson; 81 see they
are now making wire cloth, and I'll
3 have some this very week to put seat
r ia Johnny's every day pants.
"Can you change $40 gold piece?"
he asked, as he gently placed the empty
= glass upon the counter. YES" said
the bartender. "Well, will go out
. and see if can find one," and the man
was gone.
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15
j. B. GOOPHl4R PHl4.
COOPER BUILDING)
forner Main and Commerce Streets,
SMYRNA, DEL.
CARPETS AND OILCLOTHS.

C,mne New New York Prices
Carpets " Brussels, Three Ply, Stair
Rugs Borders, Tacks, Bindings Thread.
0ld0E Carpets made desired 5 yard
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15

by Mr.. Stebbins, of Easton, Md. 1t
was my pleasure to meet Mr.. A. ].
Campbell, the first one to enter the cave
after its mouth had been discovered.
He told me that in 1882 they had II, 900
visitors, among them the Duke of
New Castle, and that each month of
this year had far exceeded the number
of visitors of the corresponding months
of last year. Luray, indeed, is grand
and wonderful curiosity. 1t was also
my pleasure to visit Pen-Mar and High
Rock, Maryland's rival to Mt. Washing
ton.
Taking the Western Maryland rail-
road at Hillen Station, in Baltimore,
you are soon flying along over well,
stone-ballasted, steel rallied road, and
passing through the finest or as fine
farming country as 1 have ever seen.
Every foot of fground turned to account.
soil cultivated down to the waters edge.
The farms are not large and every one
in possession of an immense big barn,
the first story of which is stone. The
soil is as red as paint, and has been
made highly productive. Fine herds
of cattle are to be seen in every field,
much attention being given to dairying.
On this as ON the Virginia trip, saw
no peach orchards. The scenery as
you near Pen-Mar is grand beyond dis
cription. At Sabillasville is the horse
shoe curve. The view here up and
down the valley, through which Lee
marched, after the battle of Gettys-
burg, which is not very far distant, is
simply beautiful. The grade from Blue
Ridge to Pen-Mar, distance of 10
miles, is 1000 feet, or 100 feet to the
mile. High Rock is 1000 feet above
the sea and over looks the Cumberland
Valley for an erea larger than the en-.
; tire State of Delaware. I can never
describe the thrill of pleasure that the
) first glimpse of the valley lying so fal
/ from High Rock. We wended oul
5 way up to Mt. Kerac 2,4O0 feet above
, the sea. From this point the Chesa
: peake Bay, 60 miles away, can be seen
: From here also you can look far into fou
!. States, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Vir
/ ginia and West Virginia, and far sur
passing any picture I have ever seen i
the view of the beautiful Cumberlan,
q Valley across its entire width and fO
e miles and miles up and down its length
s the 20 and 80 acre fields looking lik
S little garden patches, the woods add
G ing to the beauty of the picture. Iha
l. much broader conception as l stoo
r here and gazed on this lovely scene, {
4, the temptation Satan offered the Savio
: The atmosphere up here in these mour
e tains, as was that also of Virginia,
er really more bracing than that of til
s sea shore. The nights and early morl
E. ings are quite cool getting much warn
ID er as "Old Sol" nears the zenith. @
,e the mountain road between PENN;
al and High Rock, you cross Devil
lie Gorge, produced by glacier. Here
c- plainly visible the effects of son
Is monster field of ice as it came dashiI
a down the mountain sleeps, sweepir
vs. everything before it, leaving in
Is track nothing but rocks and immen
Te boulders promisouously hurled t
e. gether. To me mountain scenery is
he novelty, and hence I thoroughly e
of joyed it. w. o. H.
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15

The parents of fifteen Chinese ladies
in Canton had arranged for a wholesale
marriage of their daughteEa ON GER
tain feast day, The girls didn't like
their prospective husbands, and went
in a body to the river and drowned
themselves ON the eve of the feast.
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15
Singularities.

Aaron Glover, a Sumter County, Ca,
negro, does not perspire like any other
man. The left side of his face will
trickle like a stream, while the right
is as dry as a bone. Then his body
is just the reverse-the right side seems
a continual stream while the left is as
dry as piece of iron lying before a big
fire. Aaron enjoys most excellent
health,
There is a man in Lawrenceburg,
Ohio, so mean that he will cheat his
horse. The animal has one blind eye,
and when he feeds him he goes into
the stall on the goodbye side. filings
with great flourish into the feed box
an armfEl Of corn, then he slips in on
the blind side and steals it all away ex-
cept the one ear on which the horse is
busy.
There Is q horse at Hagerstown that
Is real joker in his way. He picks
up pigs and lambs-not hurting them
and lays them down at distance,
Enthusiastically enjoying their amaze
ment. A believing calf similarly car.
ried evidently convulsed him with in
ternal laughter, He ended by dump
ing it on pile of straw and playfully
rolling 1t ever, and then he pranCed
chuckling away.
A musical wonder is exhibited in
London. 1t is called the Gamma. The
notes are produced by dogs, twelve
of whom are seated In q row inside {
long box, Keys on the outer board
communicate with wires, which toucl
each animals head, and when the per
former strikes the ivory and the con
tact warns the dog, a whine, yell,
bark or a bass growl is the response
The harmony 10 defective, but tn
! laborious tralning has given the strang
orchestra a moderately tuneful facility
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15

The long-talked-of iron pier at Cape
May will be constructed before next
season at broadway and Beach Avenue.
It viii be $40 feet long and cost about
$4,000. The head will be 100 feet by
1S4 feet, and the dancing Pavilion,
which win contain q first-class restau,
rant, win be 100 feet by 1873 feet. 1t Is
TO be built in the most substantial man,
ner and lighted by electricity. There
will be sufficient depth of water at the
outer cad at low tide, to permit vessels
drawing twenty-five feet to land thepa
without difficulty or dARgaH
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15

The Baptists of North Dakota are
about establishing Q college.
Smyrna times., 1883-08-15

Building in New York this year is
unprecedented.