Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-10-26
PEaSONB AND THINGS.

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smart huN = composition CA babies :
III" mothers heart gives ith Joy al
ihe hahy'~ j., 2ih
N"pi"r,hrr having an r. in it. the
New luih cual companies are about
to adynuc" the Pre-" of coal.
\ pretty how ~ y 10 is defined h,
the New York JourHuf ~ the cheer
ful gtr"ilng tu u handsome maiden
1ilion .ay~ that the editor II tn.
ioui-,ilie tonri,r .iournui ~ Ken
tuck,'- fayorlic sun Mattcrson I,
have"
Henry \illard'- true name is Helm
rich Ililgnrd He assumed Willard
~ u n"m dc Jim.r when he was writ
my western letters to the Tribun~
The New York Times suggests that
Mr. upper might hc induced Ia
wrt" th" poem on the Queens John
Brown. Mr. Tcnryson being inclined
Ia "birk the business.
The profit, on the sale Of Arthur
SulhVhn's o. Lost Chord" have reached
s2m,uon. by 81 Cecilia, an We have
achnnce. W. would lose whole wood
yard for half the money
Russia. like tlM United States. il
suffering from th. destruction of
forests, the reckless cutting down of
trees threatening. according to the
NorDe Iremud, tC convert some Of
the best wooded provinces INTO bar
rem waste.
How much more graceful. elegant.
and superior does the man on the bi-
cycle hook thnn the man with the
wheelbarrow. But wait Until they
come into collision and see which pro
cesslon turns up IN the most hand
soin" condition.
Th" man of sixty who has been a
failure all his life IL just the man TO
take u fellow OF five aud twenty aside
and tell him how t. get rich. and
mention what fortune he would
mnke II he were only ten or fifteen
years younger.
Whai WIS IN It, My case is just
here snid n citizen 10 lawyer
The plaintiff will swear that | hit
him. | will swear that | did not.
Now. what can you lawyers make ont
Of that II wa go To- trial1" "A hun
drcd dollars, easy was the reply.
Shutting the battle Tn. speaker
who alluded Ia his candidate as 1.-THE
war horse that snnilcd the battle from
afar." climbed up TO the composing
room with club after reading it in
the paper as "the ward boss that
snntched the bottle from bar"
Irish attorney Ito his clerk. who
has taken the blue riband, and has
been Celebrating tho event:'O Ill
not stand II, SUR. Wild yer pledges
1nstid u takin' plidges ye're always
breokin'. ye'd better make no prom
ise- at all at all and kape 'em.'
4 beautiful club house coating S23.
wo, had just been completed on the
niagara River near Buffalo, for the
Falconwood Club II that City. II
has been furnished ut an expense OF
$1,000, and IN said to be one of the
most complete establishments Of the
KIND IA the country.
What remarkable nightgowns
were worn in the early days Of Eng
land" Jones remarked. as he scrutin
lied the armor "Nightgownsl"
exclaimed, IN surprise. Certainly
said Jones, don't you see they were
only put on knights"
The State Of New York owns about
6N,Wn of the 1000. 600 acres Of land
10 the Adirondack r"gion. Much Of
this area has been stripped OF it,
timbers 10y persons who have pur
chased II for n small sum and aban
doned !, to tho State for non pay
in"nt of taxes as soon ~ the timber
was exhausted Great confusion al
tn private titles also prevails IN other
parts Of the region.