The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-01-17

egg and forward it By a special messenger to
her best gentleman friend This signifies:
PA is Matching Smother scheme against you.
Come over the garden wall this evening"
The interest now begins.
| A Chicago lover Bat his girl that he could
tell what she was thinking OF. He thought
she was thinking OF him, but she wasn't.
She was studying how to make over an old
dress so as TO make il book new.-PhiladeI-
phia Chronicle.
We are willing to take q certain amount
Of stock in newspaper accounts of Western
cyclones, but when an Arkansas paper tells
about Zephyrs carrying bed quilt sixty one
miles, and then going back for the sheet, we
amt there.-Chicago Times.
One would think that the larger the CON-
| pany is in which we are engaged the greater
variety of thoughts and subjects would be
started into discourse; but instead OF this we
| find that conversation is never so much
| strained and confined as in numerous as
semblies.-Addison.
Yes, you may come again next Sunday
evening. Charley, dear, but''-"What is it
darlingy Have l gwen you pain?' he asked
as she still remsiDed silent. you didn't
mean TO, I'm sure" she responded, "but
next time don't wear one Of those collars
with the points farming outward; they
scratch 500
man who died recently near Syracuse,
". Y. made provision for the disposition
of s62. 600 of his estate, but made no disposal
of $50, 900 worth of property in adjoining
Counties. 1t is supposed that he had care
fully figured out the amount of the lawyers
fees and left the larger amount for them
Chicago Herald.
A deed recorded in New York last Tues
day conveyed a one-year-old infant girl,
named Helen HOch, TO Mrs. Mary HohI for
an expressed consideration of ST. The in
strument was executed in 1873 by Franz
and Catharine Hoch, the parents of the
child. the control of which until II shall
marry or become of age is conveyed away.
1t is said that when Spaniard wishes to
brace his nerves on hot day be takes, in
stead of a cocktail "gczpacho," which is
made of chopped Gives and. dice of cucumber
mingled in a said bowl, with little water,
pinch of salt and some lemon Juice and
olive oil. Crumbled bread floats on the top
and fine msiorum is sprinkied over all.
: The following explains the difference be-
tween luck" and chance" You take a
girl out to the Theater and discover that you
haven't cent in your pocket. You are, of
2 course compelled TO invite her 10 an oyster
saloon after the performance. She refuses
for some reason; that's luck" but the
"chance" is a million TO one that she will
accept-Rochester Post-Express.
An impetuous Vienna lover kissed his
sweetheart on her ear. and from that mo.
ment she was deaf Married men must be
! careful when they salute their wives with
connubial OSCILLATION, although there are
some wretches depraved enough TO try the
experiment of kissing both ears at once il
they thought il would insure total loss oil
hearing on the part OF their better halves.
7 A clergyman writes TO the London Stand
z ard complaining that the people of the
) poorer London parishes have their mar
n riages solemDized in st. Georges, ST. Paul's
I and other fashionable Churches. He say
! that such practice is revolutionary. Per
o haps it is; but it is very certain that the los:
o of fees is the real grievance of this parson
>, No clergyman has ever been known to com
f plain if people go elsewhere, or rather ar
v taken elsewhere, to be buried.
d The Faculty of Texas Institution o
? learning were fully aware that two of TIT
n young ladies had made up their minds Il
IS elope, but they said nothing at all abou
| It. After the would-be clippers had success
r fully escaped at night from the school build
a ing and walked five miles in the mud 4
n the nearest railway station, they were greet
s, eed by one of the professors, who had car
d riage ready to convey them back to school
n Coins with holes in them are very FIRE
l. quently found on the collectors plate" sal
n the Rev. Nicolas Ballais, addressing the cor
20 gregaiion of St. Demands Roman Catkoli
"a Church, Putnam avenue, Brooklyn, recently
le 1T not unfrequently happens that gentle
y man puts a fitty-cent piece with hol
j. through it on the plate. The coin woul'
IS not be taken by broker for its face value
sr but, then, if we consider that had the done
not had the mutilated half-dollar he Nigh
not have given one cent We should b
81 grateful"
=, The value of babies has been fixed
= child less than one year old is worth So
- between one and two years, $40; two to thre
70 years, sos; four years, S3l; five years, So
~ six years. $40; seven years, $50; eight year
$50; nine years, $40; ten years, $50; eleve
- years, 1923. These are the valuations mad
= by a baby Insurance Company of Cincil
- natl. The parents pay five cents per wee
80 for the insurance of their child. The rate
:, for colored children are twice as nue.
y, = owing to their two-fold ability for conJrac
~ ~ ing contagious disease.-Boston Post.
r.. We have invented new plan to get rid
ay bores. AS soon as the sanctum begins
TO resemble a saloon just about the time u
r. lunch is set out, the clerk comes in al
Id says: REV. Mr.. Sosndso wants TO see VI
about collecting money 10 relieve the niece
~ stiles of a poor widow" 1t is amusing
IS observe the look of terror that comes ov
a the visitors as they hastily remove the
10 feet from the table and use them to nois
ev lessly ooze out through the back door. v
Is have applied for patent There is fc
he tune in it.