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The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS

For lame back, side or chest use Shliohs Porous
Plaster Price rs cents Sold by 7. Graham.
SHIIOH'S COUGH and consumption cure is sold
nv us on q guarantee. 1t cures consumption. Sold
by Graham.
sHILOH,S yITILIZER is what you need for con-
sumpten loss of appetite dizziness and all symptoms
Of dyspepsia. Price 10 and 75c bottle, at Granams
GROUP, HOPPING COUGH and Bronchitis i'm
medateleiy rieved by Shyloh's cure Sold by Graham
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
KendaIl'S SPAWN Cure
ON HUMAN FLESH.

O1N n L1h1k1tI.
West Enosburgh, Vt, Feb. 18th, 1881.
Dr. B. J. KENDALL & Co., Gents Several months
ago injured my knee joint which caused an en-
largement to grow the size of large walnut and
caused me very severe pain all the time for four
five weeks, when began to use Kendalrs SPAWN
Cure with the satisfactory results. 1t has en-
tirely removed the enlargement and stopped the
lameness and pain. Ihave long known 1t to be ex-
ceIlent for horses but know it to be the best
liniment for human flesh that am acquainted with
Yours truly,
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
SOCIETIES.
A. F. AND A. M.

Corvsllis Lodge No. IA, A. F. and A. NJ, meets on
Wednesday evening, on or preceding full moon.
JOHN kEESEE, w. NJ
Rocky Lodge, No. IS, A. F. and A. M. meets on
8 f. BELKNAP, w. M
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
l, o. o, F,

Valley Lodge, No. IL, X. of P, meets every Mon
day evening V. 4 HYDE, c. e.
w. P. KEADY, K. r. s.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
A. g. U. w.

Barnum Lodge, No. 7, l. o. o. F.. meets every
tuesday evening. 7. c. ALEXANDER, n. It.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
READ PROOF. OF WONDERFUL CURES

Fremont, Ohio Jan. 25th
DR. B. j. KENDALL & Co., Gents Il think it my
duty to render you my thanks for benefits and profits
which have derived from your invaluable and far
famed SPAWN Cure My cousin and l had valuable
stallion, worth $4,000 which had very bad SPAWN
and was pronounced by four eminent veterinary
surgeons beyond any cure, and that the horse was
done for ever. As last resort advised my cousin
to try bottle of Kendalrs SPAWN Cure. 1t had
magical effect the third bottle cured it and the
horse is as well DR.. Dick of Edinburgh the
eminent veterinary surgeon was uncle Of mine,
and take great interest in assisting his profession
frr,1r-
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11
z. A. NJ.
K. OF p.

Ferguson Chapter, No. 5, R. A. NJ, meets Thurs
lay ever ing on or preceding full moon.
WALLACE BALDWIN, H. P.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11

Friendship Lodge, No. IA, A. o. U. W., meets first
and third Thursdays in each month.
B. j. HAWTHORN. NJ W.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-11

THAT HACKING COUGH can be SO quickly cured
bv shilob's cure We guarantee it. Sold by Thos.
Graham
WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia and Liver
complaint? ShiloAs Vit.lizer is 4uarnteed to cure.
YOU For sale by 7. Grahan
sLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miserable by that
terrible cough Shilohs cure is ready for YOU Sold
by T. Graham.
CATARRH CURED, health and sweet breath Sc
,,red hv ShiIoh's Catarrh Remedy. Price so cents,
asal injector free. Sold at 7. Grahams, Corvallis
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

IT is related of an uptown resident that,
after the butcher bill had grown to such fig
ures that the butcher could no longer carry
settlement Three or four days after the
butcher had received the note he called upon
the creditor and said: 81 have your note for
$215, due in three MONTHS ''You have. !"
''What would be the discount on such a note?''
swell, you ought to be able to realize at least
S205." ''Would you hand me $500 and take
the note2" Il should only be too glad to, {"
promptly replied the CREDITOR ''but for my
PRIDE. To ask man to discount his own pa,
all the banks, sir, and none of them will take
it.'' ''Ahl I see! It's too small matter
for them to handle. owe the grocer 1896. so.
suppose you pay 1t and a. let . me tear up this
binedl'' The butcher is still holding the orig
tnal note Wall Street Nel0S.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

The word ''masher," an American
ism to describe man who glories in
his ability to win the admiration OF
women, has come into use in London,
where that kind of human being is plen-
tiful. 'sHe is fungus" says the Lon
don Truth ''not an honest mushroom,
or even a respectable toadstool, but a
wet, spongy, and unwholesome emana-
ton from rotten and poisonous soil
RidicuIously overdressed, starched up
to the very eyelids, smothered like q
girl in iewelry, decked out with flowers
like footman, idiotic in countenance,
and sparse in conversation, with a
knobbed stick to suck, he has become
an observed form of social cold veal. -"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

Two citizens of Newport, R. l.,
whose differences have already brought
their names prominently into print, got
together a large audience recently to
witness their peculiar contest over a
picket fence which ran along a disputed
boundary line. George Hazard was
armed with a crowbar, William Sher-
man with a garden hose, and as often as
the former piled his crowbar at the
foundation of thefence, the latter played
with his hose at the head of the enemy.
The movements were repeated several
times, but sheriff finally coaxed the
gentlemen into a cessation of hostilities.
IN. Y. Herald.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
The necessity of always speaking

The necessity of always speaking
good grammar had a curious illustra-
ton the other day in Philadelphia. An
old lady nearly blind heard a noise in
the upper part of the house, and on
calling upstairs she was answered by a
strange voice., saying: 'It's me,
mother" Having brought up her chill
dren to use proper language, the old
lady knew at once that there was a
strange man in the house, and quickly
though she suffered some violence at
the hands of the bogus son. Burglars
in Philadelphia will hereafter probably
add an English grammar to their
exits. ''-Bu2alo N. z. Express.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
The Age of Miracles

is past, and DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
co7ery'' will not raise the dead, will not cure
you if your lungs are almost wasted by con-
sumption. 1t is, however nsurpassed both
as a pectoral and Alternative, and will cure OBJ
stinate and severe diseases of the throat and
lungs, coughs and bronchial affections. By
virtue of its wonderful Alternative properties
it cleanses and enriches the blood, cures PIN
pies, blotches and cru ptions, and causes even
great eating ulcers to heal
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

A PHYSICIAN writes: "Ihave recommended
DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla
in my practice as general tonic. l consider
it superior to every other preparation in cases
of female complaints and general prostration.
AS blood purifier it always acts like charm,
and as a true strengthened it IS no equal"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
maj fellow lad a monstr ms foot.

-"That fellow had monstr us foot,
the biggest 1 ever saw" SHOW largeP''
asked the General. 'sGive us some idea
of its sizeP'' tsI don't know that can,
but tell you what's a fact. His foot
was 80 big that-well, you have heard
the old story of the fellow who used the
forks of the road for bootjack? Yes /;
well, Nick tried it and split the road so
far that the geography of the neighbor-
hood was changed. '-ArkG1asG10 ITaU-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
TRY the new brand. "spring Tobacco"
Childhood, Manhood and HOary Age Eek,
claim In Unison: "BehOId the
ConQueror.''

DURING brief visit the ancient town of Warwick r.
l. recently. reporter extended his trip to the south
extremity of the town. to look about among
the wonderful improvements which have been made in
the appearance of Warwick Neck during compare
lively brief PERIOD and while cOnversing this sub
jcct with Col BENJAMIN S. HAZARD, the popular pro-
prctor of Warwick Neck Hotel he learned that the
greater part of the handsome summer residences had
been erected inside of dozen and he also learned
that Col Hazard had been great sufferer from a
chronic disease the kidneys and bladder fifteen
years the painful form of it being stOppage or
retention of the urine, which so very severe at
times to disable him for his accustomed work, and
confine him to the bed when surgeons assist
ance would be required to relieve him. He was being
doctored largo part of the time, but could get no
permanent relief. At times his suferings terrible
from sharp, cutting pains through the kidneys and
bladder; and had suffered long and severely
that he had become discouraged of getting well again.
especially the doctor stated that it doubtful If
of his with such complicated disease of long
standing could be cured But last summer when he
suffering intensely from one of these attacks.
gentleman who boarding at his hotel urged and
persuaded him to try bottle of Hunts Remedy, as he
had known of some wonderful cures effected byit.
Mr.. Hazard says he had faith in it, but consented
reluctantly try and after taking i. only two days.
the intense pains and aches had disappeared and he
commenced to gain strength rapidly and in less than
week attending to his accustomed work, and has
never had retuRH of the pains. Mr.. Hazard is over
seventy years of age, and the 25th of Nov, 1882
when reporter met him. although it was very cold
and clustering day, he was in the field with his
work pulling and loading turnips, hale and hearty
you could wish for whereas last August he was
unable stand the work then going on II
this same field
Hunts Remedy had given him health and strength
again. and he recommends it to his relatives and friends
several of whom now taking it, he considers
most excellent medicine for all diseases Of kidneys OF
bladder.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

The young snobs of this city are
such calves that if they were suddenly
transported to a celestial world without
skylarking through the Milky Way,
they would starve for the want of suita-
BILE nourishment.-N. 2. Commercial
Ac1a.en.fiee1.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

#.*'' Better bear present evils than fly to
those unknown" Better still, use Kidney
Wort and make your present evils fly to parts
unknown. If you find yourself getting BIZ
kidneys disordered, symptoms of piles tor
menting you, take at once a few doses OF
Kidney Wort. Use it as an advance guard
either in dry or liquid form-it is efficient.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
New Haven Comm Union.l

How Lawyer Treated the Case.
I, David Strouse, of New Haven, Connecti-
cut, was attacked with a severe rheumatism
in my right arm, hand and foot, so that I
walked with difficulty and could hardly use
my hand to eat with. I used one bottle OF
st. Jacobs Oil, rubbing well three times day,
and obtained instant rel eff and perfect cure.
DAVID STRoUsE, Attornea-at- Lam.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

THEVoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, win
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old who are af-
dicsed with nervous debility. lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration Of health and manly yigor.
Address as above. N B-No risk is incurred,
e. thirty days trial is allowed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

DR.. BENsox's Celery and Chamomile Pills
contain no opium. quinine, or other harmful
drug, and are highly recommended for head
ache, neuralgia and nervousness so cents,
at druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

DR.. Pierce's "Pelets''-the original ''Little
Liver Pills. (sugar-coated)- sick and
bilious headache, sour stomach and bilious
attacks. By druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
New Orleans also has ''the PROBES

New Orleans also has 'the PROBES
sional masher." but it appears thas the
gallantry of the gentleman or the tone
of morals of that City confine him to limits
which he could not endure elsewhere.
He smiles and smirks at passing ladies
on corners, at church and at the mat
inees, but one of the papers of that city
says that if he speaks to one a gentleman
promptly Furnishes hiw. M V;s reg
FHng,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WO1LANs
MsssTs. Editors -

The above good likeness of hrs. Lydia E. Pink.
ham, of Lynn Mass who above all other human beings
may be truthfCly called the Dear Friend of Woman"
Of her correspondents love to call her. She
is zealouy devoted to her work. which is the outcome
of O Hfe-study, and is obliged to keep six lady
assistants to help her large correspondence
which daily pours in upon her. each bearing its special
burden of suffering, joy at release from it. Her
Vegetable Compound is q medicine for good and not
evil purposes. have personally Investigated it and
am satisfied of the truth of this.
On account Of its proven merits, it IS recommended
prescribed by the best physicians in the country
One saysi 1t works like charm and saves much
pain. 1t entirely the worst form of falling
Of the uterus, Leucorrhoea, irregular and painful
Menstruation all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
liberation FIoodings all Dispacements and the con-
sequent spinal weakness and is especially adapted to
the Change Of Life"
tperneates every portion Of the SYSTEM and gives
new and vigor. 1t faintness, fatulency,
destroys all craving for stimulants and relieves weak
ness of the stomach 1t cures Bloating, Headaches,
Nervous Prostitution General Debility Seeplessness,
Depression and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing
down, causing pain, weight and backache is always
permanently cured by its 1t will at ali times and
under all circumstances act in harmony with the law
that governs the female system.
costs only per bottle six for S., and is sold by
druggists ANY advice required to special cases. and
the of many who have been restored to perfect
health by the use of the Vegetable Compound, can be
obtained by addressing Mrs Pr with stamp for reply,
at her home in Lynn, Mass.
For Kidney Complaint of either this compound Is
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
Mrs Pinkhams Liver Pills. says writer, are
the best the icord for the of Constipation,
BiIiousness and Torpidity of the liver. Her Blood
Purifier works wonders in its special line and bids fair
to equal the Compound in its popularity.
Ali must respect her Angel Of Mercy whose sole
ambition is to do good to others.
Philadelphia. Pa. % Mrs. A NJ D.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

Mr.. Freeman, the English historian,
went home and had his say about the
manners of Americans. Whereupon he
is reminded that he ate beans with
knife at Jthaea, r. Z,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

DR.. PIERCE's IF vorite Prescription" for
all those weaknesses peculiar to women, is an
unequalled remedy Distressing backache
and clearing DOWN. sensations yield to its
strength giving properties. By druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rkeum, letter
Chapped Hands, Chilblains Corns, and all
kinds of Skin Eruptions, etc. Get HENRY's
CARBoLIC SALVE, and take no other.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

The shopmen of the last generation used to
they use great panes instead-M Y. Herald.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

"MoTHER SWANS WORM SYRUP" for fever
ishness, worms, constipation, tasteless. 25c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

SIX HUNDRED criminals were pardoned
from the Chicago Brtdewell last year. 1t
means something when Chicago man says,
BEG pardon. "-BOSton TRANSCRIPT
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

CoUGHs.-'' BrolOa'S Bronchial TrOcbeS'' will
allay the irritation and stop coughing.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
Henry's CarboIic SaIve.

PRESENTS of mind-having a mind to give
something, but never giving it Boston Post.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

HaIe's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Promptly cure asthmatic wheeling. Pixies
toothache drops cure in one minute.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

CRYsTALIzED-the man who wears glasses
SOKseTville Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

BRIGHT days in store-when there is a rush
of customers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

GIRLS are more courageous than men.
They are ready to make a match with fell
low twice their size.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

81 had Salt H7teatna for 10 gears. -Four pack
agesof Dr. Benson SS1t Cure entirely cured me. "
SF. P. Lavelle. MERGED, Cal. 81, at druggists
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

SCI REALLY was puzzled what to do for the
BEST" said our own Mrs. Ramsbotham. Il
was quite 'on the corns Of duenna,' as the
saying is. "-Patylch.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

CROUCH ON RATS. =" Clears out rats, mice, flies,
reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks l5c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
Get the Original,

AN Erie woman has robbed hair store.
Like pistol, she went off with bang.-PittS-
blLrnh Post.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

A BEAR majorlty-the Inhabitants of the
North Pole.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

GET Lyons Patent Heel stiffeners for those
new boots or shoes before you run them over.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

THE man of great wait-the creditor-M
7. Commercial Advertiser.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

A FRENCH writer says the art of giving a
dinner is a lost art. Then why not advertise
and find it again.-Nel0 Havel1 Register
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
Personal!

IT'S the assignee in bankruptcy who has
painful wreck-collections
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

HAvs you seen the Chrolithlon Collars and
CVhsi somsth!Rg Rsw, Ass feE them
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22
Not Warmer But Less Cold.

.sIt is warmer this morning than it
was Yesterday" said man to his friend.
When the speaker made this assertion
the mercury stood at ten degrees below
zero; on the previous day it was fifteen
DEGREES below. ''Not so" was the re-
pIV. cit is not warmer, but less cold.
There is no warmth about the air to-day
it is all cold. If the thermometer
stands at 100 degrees in one room of a
Turkish bath and at $50 degrees in the
next YOU would not be justified in say
ing that it was cooler in the one room
than in the other You should say it
was less warm, simply because there is
nothing cool about either room" ''Then
where" was asked of the critical speaker,
lis the line to be drawnp At what part
of the lower scale do you admit it would
be safe toSay it was warmer and at
what part of the higher, it coiderP"
'EThat is difficult to answer" was the
reply. ssThere are no determinate
boundaries between cold and heat, and
anv point might give you would neces-
sarilv be arbitrary. My only point is
that when the mercury is lowering
around in the vicinity of forty or fifty
degrees below freezing, you must not
speak of it's being warm or warmer, and
when it is near water boiling point you
should not speak of the air being cool or
cooler-that is, of course, If you want to
sneak accurate. - Minnesota Tribune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-02-22

"A vessel that arrived off San Fran
cisco the other morning was made the
subject of glaring extortion by the tow
ing ring. The ships signals for tug
were disregarded until evening, when a
tug went to her, but refused to tow her
in for less than 50, 900, the usual charge
being 1925, and as the ship and cargo
were valuable, and the weather threat
ening, the captain acceded to the de-
mand.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-06-01
Family Libraries.

Every family should be supplied with
books, and each household should as
Gar az their ability will allow, procure a
family library. There is ne estimating
the value Of few wel-selectcd books.
Children should be induced to beglu
early to improve their minds, and MOTH
ing draws them more to study than good
sound periodical literature, and wcll-se-
ted-books adapted TO their age and
progress, aud their education Money
cannot be better expended Instead Of
toys and perishabc gifts, purchase
books for your children Every few
months add something new to the libra
~. and be sure TO preserve the old
works. Let there be in the house a
book case. shelves, some places where
she hoods and papers are deposited; have
them CAREFUL, preserved aud soon a lit
sic handful will swell into ara fuls. aud
the minds of the children will expand
with the increase OF the library until, a
good store will bs found in the house,
and much knowledge will be gained by
tue growing children Pictorial papers
illustrating current events are an IN
valuable auxiliary to the training of
children. BY perusing such prints
weekly they grow up thoroughly posted
with the times. Good books, taste for
reading. will keep the children at home
and make them happy in the family cir
ole, when otherwise they will be straycd
OF, hunting society. looking for some
thing to engage the mind aud satisfy the
cravings of a hungry intellect Games
and worldly amusements are substituted
hr b, o&s and intellectu culture where
there is no library at home no food
found for the inquiring mind let par
cnts think of these things. Much, very
much, depends en- the ga. ly training OF
child, IN regard to study, as we'll 9TH
sr things
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-06-01
A Dentist Tells a queer story.

why said a prominent dentist to
a Journal reporter. "a beautiful young
lady came to me and insisted on having
her really fine teeth pulled out and false
ones put in their place | protested
that it would be foolish, silly, senseless;
but she said no, she would have them
out, and IL would not do it some other
dentist would My teeth are not fash
ioaable, said she; they are too long and
short little broad t. eth like corn kernels,
are all the fashion now, aud no one ad
mires my mouth, and will have them
So made her the teeth. and they cost
her just $500 She couldn't see any
one for two weeks after pulled out her
own. They were the upper ones only,
and | made them up with golden plates
fol a handsome young fellow who had
his own teeth knocked out in base ball
game. The worst Of it is that he is in
love with this very girl whose teeth he
wears, and she knows they are hers. -
Just ponder on that. "-NeW York Morn
ina JOarnuI.