The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1883-05-01
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ed to give parents nve nours OF peace i
and quiet per day. n.-.-
Better fed than. taught,
fancy, boy! Roy-.Yes, l be; COS
feeds myself, and YOU teaches mel"
When you see "no cards. attached to
q marriage notice it, means that The
game Is up, and somebody has been .eu-
CARED. s as
X How can you remain sufferer from
when worse eases than yours
are being cured by Hoods Sarsat tarilla.
FRY II 80 aa
/ a. Garmsn father. who publishes the
marriage OF daughter gleefuily says:
siShe was the last of the half dozen
The Lord be praised"
After all, there is vast deal OF COM
mon sense in the remark Of the deserter
when be said: "l'd rather be a coward
ell my life than corpse for fifteen min
utes."
Over two etons Of hair-pins are turn
ed out daily by the factories, and yet
man found with a new one clinging to
his coat can't make his wife believe that.
it belong to her. -
At medical examination young as.
pirant for physicians diploma was
asked: "When does modification en-
sue ?" "When you propose and are re-
jecte1," was the teLly.
Lsziness grows on people It begins
In cobwebs and ends in chains. The
more business a man has to do, the
more he is able to accomplish, for he
learns 10 economic bis time.
A Connecticut minister has denounced
the time-honored custom OF kissing at
church sociables. That is all right; no.
body wants the minister to do the kiss.
ing, we'll do it ourselves.
"Hey, Johnny is your daddy homer
You're right he is." "Well, viii you
tell him want to see him2" "Oi, he
knows that good enough! an that's
why Se's run out an bid in the wood.
she'd"
Carlyl. says that one cannot move a
step without meeting a duty, and that
the fact OF mutual helplessness is proved
by the very fact OF one's existence. No
man liveth to himself, and no man dieth
to himself.
II spring puts forth no blossoms, in
summer there would be no beauty. and
in au'umn no fruit. So, il youth be
triaed away without any improvement
ripper years will be contemplate, and old
age miserable.
Mrs. Laugtry wrote from Louisville
| that every night, when she retired, she
held match to the keyhole OF her door,
II thin, blue fame was the result, she
knew that it proceeded from the breath
OF dramatic critic on the other side.
A Nevada man who has been very
deaf for years, was recently severely
burned about the lace and neck and af
terwsrd found that he could hear per
fectly well. He attributes his cure to
the shock, but 1t is too violent remedy
to he generally accepted.
joys come to US Ike blossoms, and
we think We have them; and then, when,
like blossoms, they fall, we lhihk We
have lost them, although The seed or
shadow is left; but they are not gone
because they have passed through par
ticuar period of their development.
The arrest Of an elegantly dressed
graceful and handsome woman in Pnil
adslphis led to the discovery that she
had pair of dummy hands. which
were thrust into her mutf. Her own
hands were busy appropriating diamond
jewelry and nything else she desired
to steal.
Some great thinker once said: "D1n't
comm. nee to write an article for publi-
cation until you are full Of your SUBJ
ject." An editor who intended 20 write
an article on "beer" remembered this
advice, and got so full of his subject
that he couldn't sit on chair, much less
write the article.
Allow no man to he so familiar with
you as to praise you to your face. Your
vanity by this means will want its food
at the same time your passion for es-
TEEN will be more fully gratiisd; men
will praise you in their actions, where
you now receive one compliment you
will then receive twenty civilities.
Not long sgo Germsn Traveller was
eating piece OF bologna sausage IN
railway train, using his knife. The
train suddenly stopped, just as the edge
Of the knife was against his mouth, and
- Hha
man sued the company for damages,
but his claim was not sustained for the
reason that it is not good manners to
eat with knife.
Joseph Sm'th fell down the cellar
stairs the other day and broke his left
leg, his right arm, two ribs, his nose,
one finger, and cut his scalp. sprsinel
his ankle and put his shoulder cut of
| Joint. He was picked up inseasible,
and. on recovering. evidently was lit
tie bewildered as to what bad occarred.
for his first question was, "Who did
they nominate
A district attorney who was cross-ex-
amining a doctor on criminal trial, ex
claimed, petulantlr: "A doctor should
be able to give his opinions without
mistakes "He is as we'll able as a
LAWYER" retoited The docto-. IA doc
tors mistakes are buried six feet under
the ground" said the lawyer. And a
lawyers are sometimes hung six feet
above it :" responded the doctor.
An old topper was locked 10 police
cell at Dallas, Tex. In the night he
yelled for help, declaring that monkey
was in the room. A policeman thought
he had the deirium tremens, aud assured
him that he saw nothing. Alter that he
became more frantic, and In the morn
ling was found dead The monkey was
no delusion, however, but had got into
the cell after escaping from its owner,
an incarcerated organ-grinder..
A girl should be taught to detest two
things Observation-Disclosures and aim
lessness. These two enemies have Civ
en- birth to ennai, which is pain. II she
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