The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-05-11
Mars4au's Column.
Facts and Notions.

asked a wife.
Love you! The bridge over Otter
Creek may fall, but not my love-"
"Well, then, when you 60 by Mar
shall's don't forget the note paper"
Spectacles and eye glasses, all kinds
and prices.
"oh, why should the spirit of mortal he
proud?"
We know of no reason why he should
be unless he finds enc of Marshalrs
chronometers in his stocking on a
Christmas morning.
Boys, here's your chance. A good
time-keeper for only $6. Come in and
see them.
'Storied earn and animated bust
Telling a lie for a dollar and getting
drunk on the proceeds.
Why does Westall complain that Mar
shall is running his business? Ans.-Be-
cause he sells watches that never need
repairing.
bdHh hNthlh says NV 10 htNCi Vic
covered what taking time by the fore
lock- has to do with ~hair-cutting.
A good line of fancy box papers
prices, 12c to 81 per box.
The old lady came down to breakfast
in a bad humor and sharply addressing
her son said Charley did you leave
that whisky bottle on the parlor tablet"
mo! | guess dad left it,"
"Why do you think your father left III"
Because it's empty"
If IA thing of beauty is ajoy forever"
what a happy set of mertals Marshall's
numerous customers must be!
The vagabond wind of March
Goes rollicking up an down;
He shouts in the echoing race;
He DULLES the sleeping town.
The sly young moon peeps out,
And call to the human race,
If jewelry you wish to buy
Geo. Marshall's is the place.
The brains of King James ii. have
been found in a bottle in the cellar of an
old college in Paris. 1t is an excellent
idea to have some brains about a college.
1t is hoped the old fashion will revive.
A woman applied for a place as street
car driver. Can you manage mules?'
asked an employer. 81 should snicker,"
she said; 1--WE had two husbands
The bank account of John Brown.
Queen Victoria's favorite servant, just de-
ceased, is said to reach nearly $1,000, 900.
Rates of wages for domestic service must
be almost as high in England as they are
here.
An article in a Chicago paper is head
ed, kissed by her husband" A Chica-
go man who has read it writes us that al
though it is rhetorically a fine piece of
work the effect is spoiled by its utter
lack of probability.
The Chicago rumseller who permitted
under the bar for the night, and in the
morning found that his safe had been
opened, doubts that there is honor
among thieves.
~ do hope said Mrs. Jones, ''that
some of my friends will present me, at
my silver wedding (Which is soon to
take place. with one of those beautiful
castors at Marshall's. He keeps nothing
but the best triple-plated silver ware, so
if you get a present from his store you
are sure it will be durable as we'll as
beautiful"
She softly smiled DER the mutton hash,
And pleasantly said good m%srning;'
She passed the mush, while tell-tale blush
Her fair face was adjoining.
carried her smile in my soul all day
And TO Marshall's went with a rapid
stride,
A diamond pin | bought of him
10 adorn my future bride.
81 am sorry to inform YOU" said {
your son has been killed in a balloon
ascension How asked the gentle
man. ''Well, you see, he went up will
the professor, and the balloon dropped
suddenly and killed both of them 'S'
it was the descension that killed him
My friend, when you come into thi
neighborhood with a piece of informa
ton, give it straight"
can't understand, can you?
don't understand, do you?
How watches so cheap such goo
time can keep;
don't understand, do you?
Go to Marshall's and find out.
Win her with gifts if she respect not words
Dumb jewels often in their silent kind
More than quick words do move a woman
mind.
Il Shakespeare.
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