Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-23
MORT LOCALS

14iiis mas received a pension of $500
ne was a meritons soldier, and pass
!, so through many battles against re-
9 Ssinon' In one of which.he was woun-
samuel Bergy sold the S foxes
that ne obtained through the Dur
cnase OF horse to Thomas Sulouff
!om has taken the animals to his
ship. ''
A merchant put an advertisement
IN paper headed 'sBoy wanted
Next morning.he found a band-bo,
with an infant on his door stem with
TINS lnscrl ption: "How will this one
answer ?"
samuel Bergy was busily engaged
IN buying horses and cattle last week
Tor the eastern market. A Tusea.
rora valley man named Stewart. sold
MN line horse, and five living
young foxes.
BY recent Legislative enactment
which has the signature of Governo,
fattison affixed to it, a LAWYER must
nave two years practice at the ban
before he can be lawfully elected as
District Attorney.
If men and boys were REQUIRED b,
employers to abuse themselves hall
as much as they do abuse themselve:
at playing base ball. Their employ
ers would be sued for cruel treat
ment to human beings.
The Prohibition Amendment vii
slumber sweetly on among the rec
ords of the Legislature after that
body has adjourned. How about the
members that gave promise of sup
port to the amendment movement
In eighteen hundred and ninety
one, Miffiintown will be one hundred
years old. The town is not a very
large over grown place. There is 8
fresh, youthful appearance about il
that is seldom seen in a town of its
age.
They were boasting about ances
try MY forefathers," said John
''came over from England on the
'Mayfiower. "And my ancestry,
said Pat, 'kim over from Queens
town on the 'Sunfower.' It's aesthet.
ic / am
l don't feel uneasy about the fu
ture prosperity of any of my children
except Tom, said an Arkansas lady,
IN conversation with an acquaintance
"Poor Toms mind is weak. and ]
fear that, like his father, he will be
compelled to practice law. "-Arkan.
saw Traveller.
How is this for beauty, a Roman
correspondent of a London journal
says that Mrs. Astor, the wife OF
the new American Minister, who Is
only twenty-three, is so beautiful
that when she was presented at court
her Majesty remained speechless
with admiration"
The young man trying to play
sober He sat with the young lady
on the front steps He studied for
a long time, trying to think of some.
thing that would illustrate his so
briefly. Finally he looked up, and
solemnly said: The (hic) moons as
full as a goose amt it 2
As lawyer, General Butler devel
oped into a man who cared nothing
whatever for what people said about
him, but since he has become an as
pirant for the Presidency of the Re-
public he has become quite sensitive
as TO what is written about him an6
is ready with an explanation for al
most every squib.
James Simons has put new avn
ing in front of his shop. Captain
Mcclellan made and helped to pat
the shade up, and he and Simon:
believe that 1t would take an exper'
fenced awning maker to make a bet
ter Job. 1t shows for itself. Bu
no matter for that, walk in under
its shade and buy something nice tt
put on your horse when you wish tC
drive or ride.
The Presbyterians at McAiister
VILE. visited the pastor immeiiatel,
after the parsonage had been moved
into, and left with him a general as
sortment of the good things of lif'
for himself and family to eat dnc
drink. The Fayette township peo
pie are hospitable people and
preacher must needs fare well anon;
them.
Horace Greely once advised
young man as follows: Young man
don't swear. There is no occasion
for swearing outside of a newspape
Office, where it is useful in proof-read
ing and indispensably necessary i
/ getting forms to press. 1t has bee
known also materially to assist th
editor in looking over the paper a
ter it is printed. But otherwise
is very foolish habit.
DO NOT FORGET.
Do not forget that at Hesss Pho
tograph Gallery You can get an
small picture enlarged for % cents
Also anything that is made IN fhC
Biography, you can get here done NJ
in first class style. All the iates
style pictures, such as Cards, Cabir
cts, Promenade, Pannel Boudoll
&c. &c. Frames of all kinds cheap.
The ChambersburS Opinion in de
,cribing a visit to the Franklin con-
ty Almshouse says: il man was Sc
down at the door of the institutio
about a year ago, vino is helpless an
stone blind. He was brought IN
carriage from Juniata county. IL
can give no intelligent account
himself. The pobability is that h
WAS disposed of in this way by hear
less friends.