The Brookhaven leader., 1883-11-15
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
How a Body ofPo1iuiaians Were
Revived and. Discovered
Something Valuable.

The Tammany excursion to the late
state convention at Buffalo were surprised
on their return trip lrst Friday by the
introduction into their midst of two at
tractive-looking cases marked in bold,
running hand, 'TippecanOe." This laconic
inscription somewhat troubled the placid
breasts of the leading district leaders,
who were on the alert to capture the scalps
of tagging County delegates, in retaliation
for their appropriating Tammany's thun-
der.
As the train steamed out of the Rochester
depot, Young man gently touched the
shoulder of Hon. John Kelly, and gesti-
culated in the direction of the cases afore-
said. Mr.. Kelly at once took in the situa-
ton, and, linking the arm of the young
man, went forth TO investigate the secret
of the mysterious boxes.
"Tippecanoep' exclaimed the we'll
known leader. "Why, l knew him and
Tyler, too"
YES" calculated delegate Plunkett,
tive were bosom friends. Tip was a good
old soul, and Sd was Tyler, too"
These bursts of extempore wit had the
OBJECT of bringing the different delegates to
their feet, and one and all let loose their
fund of pungency upon the "Tippecanoe"
cases.
Lets open them'" suggested delegate;
ard in the space of 81 and one-half seconds
| the contents of the cases were undergoing
itical..analvsis, when lit was found that
"Tippecanoe" was a preparation far su-
periO" to any bitters now, or everknown
to the public. As the delegates slaked
their assimilated thirets, they one and all
praised "Tippecanoe" and Tyler, too,
while complimentary remarks were made
by such adopts as the Hon. John Kelly,
George w. Plunkett, William II. Hullihan,
Senator TreanOr, ard many others. 1t
was generally conceded that ''TippecanOe"
had the effect of infusing new life and en-
ergy in the ranks of the assembled war
riors and clearing their intelccts after the
very severe physical and mental strain
incident to the convention, so that while
it was considereda at first simply palatable
drink, it proved to be a preparation which
not only refreshed, but was unquestiOnably
the best remedy known for dyspepsia,
NAL assimilation of food, stomach disorders
general functional arrangements, consti-
patton, tired feelings, malaria, blood dis
orders, skin eruptions, loss of energy,
feeble appetite, bilious headache, etc.
The combination of delicious drink with
a wonderfully efficient remedy is as graft
flying as it is rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
the new preparation which is being inuO-
duccd to the public, and is certain to
supercede all ''btters," is taken from the
New York Standard of a recent issue.
"TIppecanoe" is prepared by Mr.. Ii. Ii.
Warner, of Rochester, n. Y, who is known
to every man, woman and child in the
land as proprietor of Warmers Safe Cure,
better known as Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure. In addition also to '"Tippe.
canoe" Mr.. Warner is Just introducing
a Safe Rheumatic Cure which he personal
ly guarantees to cure ninety-fve per cent
of ali rheumatic affections. The popularity
of the Safe Cure, together with the high
personal standing of Mr.. Warner, make
this the most complete and responsible
guarantee possible. The peculiar name
Of ''Tippecanoe" is, as we learn, adopted
to prevent the fraudulent limitations which
always follow meritorious articles. Its
principal ingredients were used by tn,
Harrison family in those early days and
became famous for efficiency at that time
The terrible revelations made by modern
health statistics Indicate that something
must he done to check the Tavages of dis
ease and stop untimely deaths. Thousand:
OF persons are dying annually from ne
other cause than thoughtless neglect. The
slight symptoms OF uueasineSs, headache
constipation, stomach arrangements, NAL
assimilation of food and other similar trou
bles.are often considered of too little i'm
portance to require attention or treatment
They are therefore permitted to continue
until the health is broken, the constitution
wrecked and exhausted. when by a
timely use of the right remedy health
might be secured and life prolonged.
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