The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-06-19
EXCHANGE scINTI11ATIoNs.

makes time fly and the other makes
fly time.-Glasgow Times.
Magistrates take hold of brooches
of the peace and the guard dog takes
hold of piece of the brccches.-Glas-
Cow Times.
The new two-ccnt postage stamp
will be red. So will all the new pos
tai cards continue to be.-Russellville
Herald-Enterprise.
Woman never forgets her love of
inquiry. When she runs from a COW
she does it after the in-terror-gait
style.-Bowling Green Gazette.
AT public hangings, the "dull thud"
has given way to the "sharp swish"
1t is not much of an Improvement,
but it gives us a much needed rest
Sunday Argus.
The Ohio Republicans are going to
Uulllc Ill ToTuhcr Hctu 'hio cui'
They will find the Democrats good
foe-rakers in that kind of field
Bowling Green Gazette.
We have cabled the French minis
try not to postpone the sale of the
crown jewels on our account, as we
shall not be able to 60 aboard this
year until fall.-IIenderso News.
To those invalids for whom perfect
quiet has been prescribed, we would
suggest that they take up Their quar-
tiers IN the store of merchant who
never advcrtiscs. --Breckenridgc
News.
A big saponiferous establishment
failed in Cincinnati the other day.
But then the people of that city can
console themselves with the reflection
that so long as there is life there is
soap.-Brcckenridgc News.
IF tho ordinary attire of a lady at a
fashionable hail Is called "full dress
we want to hide behind tho parlor
door when she appears in seni-dress.
That is to say we don't want to exac-
lily. hut it would spare our bushes IL
we did.-Drummer.
The Newport wag who tackled on
the side of lhilk-wagon 4 card
board on which was marked in big
letters, mo Fusel Oil in this winter!
is being looked for by the milk-and-
water man.-Statc journal.
"Why do You have a lighted lamp
on the hall floor?' asked ncighbor
of thoughtful mother. "For my
boy when he comes in at night" 81
understand" said the ncighbor, "the
lamp of aladdin Cincinnati Sat-
urday Night.
Zeno Young, of the Malisonville
Times, having a short time ago en-
barked upon the stormy and uncer-
tain sea OF matrimony, advises all of
the craft who have not already done
so, to go and do likewise. a regular
case of the fox with the short TAIL
Bowling Green Times.
An absent minded editor wrote a
love letter and an editorial at the
same time. The love letter he sent
out to be set up in type by the prin,
tiers, and long editorial on tariff to
to his girl. There was fun at both
ends of the routc.-Thc Judge.
Mcacham claims that we were en-,
gagged to Mrs. LYDIA Pinkham. If
that be true, could we not appear for
an interest in her estate ? We will en-.
gage Meacham as our attorney, for he
possesses the most notable requisites
for q lawyer-Tom Cannon.
Il is now nearly the time Of ycal
for young ladies To write Commence
ment essays" on the nohlcncss OF
work and the dignity of labor, and
then go home and divide their time
between the latest novel and thrum.
ming on the piano, while their duti,
full mammas do the dignity business
in the kitchcn.-Somerset Rcpubli'
can.
AT Nashville, during the late mill
tary week, there was a register kep
or ex-Confodcrates visiting the city
and strange as it may seem, there
We're three prlvates ON ono pago--
one hOm Mississippi, one from Ten
nessee and oGcta.-hear it, We peopl,
aud stand amazcd-=from Kentucky
Sunday Argus.
Five Denver young ladies ride tn,
bicycle, clad in black velvet kne,
breeches, wooden stockings, polo caps
sack coats, and low cut bicycle shoe
and they don't ride sideways either
What are our Louisville chaps dom,
that they can't get up a class and bea
this upstart Western city a-SuEda,
Argus,
"Smith's well" rs the sign palntc,
on the archway of the gate to tn
Smith well. A drunken fellow pass
ing along a few days ago, stoppc,
and saw the improvement for tn
first timo, Steadying himself an,
closing one eye TO keep him from see
ing double he slowly and and STAN
meringly spelled out the sign. "S-m
i-t-h-'-s WE'LL" "Wcll," he said, 4"
am too glad (hic) to hear it, and I hop