The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1883-03-17
Lincoln County Leader.
Saturday, March II, 1888.
NAspY IN EXILE.

lllt lollON NY cAtidSt mum 'l'S VI
his late letters, which. we feel as
surcd will be read with uncommon
interest by our lady readers Of the
LEADER. We reproduce it from
his paper, the Toledo Biade.
81 hcv sekoored, - said Mr.. Bloss,
zone ofthe greatest moral curlosi-
ties for the Great Aggregation that
has ever been taken to Ameriky.
| found in Russia the most lovely
Dog Faced Family hat has ever
been seen in tins or any other
world. There is six Of EN-, father,
mother and four children, all on
'em with beautiful faces Just like
Scotch tarricrs, with no ioreheadS
to speak OF, and the hair growing
down to their very eyes i'll the
most sublime way, ANA hvcrng
their entire faces. The student Of
Nachcr will hev an opportunity
continued MIR. Bloss, dropping
into show-bill talk, ''of yiewIn' IN
these wonderful bcins a phase Of
hoomau lie as curious as it is in
structiyc, and those OF contcmpla-
tive natures viii 90 home from this
wonderful CNhluiIon WIth new food
for thought upon the mysteries OF
Nachcr, which mas never yet been
fathOmed and probably never viii
be, TIL Il nearer approach to diNIH-
ity IN another world untUius the
reason for that which TO us, in our
imperfect development, is incom-
prchensible. Why wuz these peo-
pie created with perfect human
forms and the faces OF beautiful
Scotch tarriers! No one al answer,
but they are, and they are eXnibi-
ted with the Great Aggregation,
under the same canvas with Il thou
sand equally great curiosities, one
price positively GOVERN admission
to the whole, Notwithstanding the
lying assertions of wOuld-be rivals,
who have maliciously published
that a card OF admission only adj
mits to the great circus connected,
and that Il dollar extra is charged
for the Dog-Faced Family. Tao
proprietors would be justified in
doing this, but etc, etc.
"Then," continued Mr.. Bloss,
'down in ltiIy | sckoored another
wonder, sui greater, ii possible. |
hev got and already shipped to
America, a two headed lady, not Il
double Girl like some that is travel
ing, but Il perfectly formed giri,
II years Old, one body, but with
two heads and necks. The necks
iine at the shoulders, but from that
down there aint but one body, TWO
arms, two legs, one girl, down to
the TIP OF the toes. There are two
separate intelligences, you see.
One of the heads speaking French
and the other Italian, at the same
time, and conversin' hooeutly with
two persons tu-wunst.
Il never could have got EN-, but
for a singler thing that happened 10
EN-, They ire Italian gIrlS, and
two young men fell in love with
EN-, which they recipercated with
a burnin' ardor that belongs to Il
sunny cline. One of the young
fellers was named FiIlippo AMI the
tother Giuseppe. BON nv en- wuz
dead in love with the ga, or the
head and neck that WIZ in love
with INN. 1t Wlz the most or
kcred thing that ever wIz known.
Philippe wanted to marry the whole
caboodie, and 50 did Giuseppe,
and each Of the heads wanted to
marry the teller it fancied.
"Margarita, that's the name OF
one Of EN-, loved Giuseppe, and
Annunciata, Flllippo, and away
them heads went ON about them
two young fcIlors was suthin awful,
When they VII out waISin, and
Margarita saw Giuseppe, Anwmci-
Ia, would immeJitiy rctoosa Ia
walk, and the whole body wood
become paraiyzed, for the will NV
one wuz jest ez strong cz the will
NV the other, AMI onlcSs they
agreed they come to a stanjstli NV
cource. And then Margarita would
smile a smile and wait till Fllippo
hove in site, and then she would
come the paralyzin act, and Auuun-
ciata would get her Cruel. They
couldn't tear each others eyes out
or pull each others hair, tor when
one lifted their jint arms for war
like purposes, the tother would
stop it Short, and SO they went
along very misabic for long time.
FINALLY they compromised.
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