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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-01-14
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IT Is TRQLY WONDERFUL
TO see what I6pf0 YeIhe1t now exist
Is compafsd NTH railway travel
only few years ago. To become
convinced Of this, one has only to
select for his route East, the populaS
md well known
CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN q 1.
You are landed by the Union Pecihe
Railroad In the Union Depot al
Council Bluffs, where stands the @.
8 NV. Palace Train, composed Of
Pullman Hotel Cars, Pullman Sleep
Ing Cars, Elegant Day Coaches
s. 9oking, Baggage, Postal Cars, etc,
ready TO convey It's passengert
through Iowa and Illinois, and into
Chicago. Gliding smoothly along
aver the supc rb track of stesl raj
through thrfvi ng cities and villages
comfortably sea ted In this train, one
scarcely discover the high rate Of
speed which he Is riding. Trains Of
this road are always on time, con
nections sure. and passengers seek,
ing pleasure, corr fort, safety and
easy in travelling, viii find ths
North. Western" in excess OF thetl
expectations, and the greatest OF al
routes 10 Chicago and the East. In
sist upon Ticket Agents selling you
Tickets StG this Road all agents sci
hem. Examine your Tickets and re
fuse to buy IL they do not read ovel
this Road. IL you wish the Best
Travelling Accommodations, you
will buy your Tickets by this Route
AND W TAKE NC
HEB
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-01-14
WHOLESALE PRODUCE LIST

List of Buying Prices OF Produce
n the Salt Lake Market, corrected
Semi-WeelIly for the SALT LAKE
HERALD, by Sears s. Liddle'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-01-14
The Tables Turned.

Frederick IL, personally tond OF
music AID literature. had special
liking for the philosopher Mendels-
sob /. who was very witty, as hunch
backs frequently are, he often gave
him seat at supper by his side. 1t
SC happened that some small smbaa-
sedor-Germapy was then divided
into number of microscopic Lcount-
ries with pigmy sovereigns-tried to
chat Mendelssohn, who with bis
quick repartee turned tho tables at
once on bis adversary. Furious. his
dWarfsh exoellency ran to the king
and complained OF the plebisn being
admitted into circles above his reach.
etc. The king tod him: "Mendels
sohn was my guest. as you we're, land
you should not have ioked him, or
you should take the consequ 8nces. I"
"Ah," said the ambassador, che is
man who would consider nobody,
and would offend your majesty if it
20 happened that for some imagin-
Org reason he thought himself burt. J"
"Well," said the king, "but 1
shall give him no reason for feeling
hurt, and, anyway, he would not Of
fend me-"
'Is it a wager" asked the ambas-
sador."
Certainly" replied the king.
''Well,it your majesty will do what
l say, we will soon see whether I am
right or wrong"
"And what do you want me to
do"
will your majesty at the next
supper party write on a piece OF
paper, 'Mendelssohn is an ass, and
put that paper signed by your own
hand on his table"
4 will not; that would be a wanton
insult"
at is only to see what he would
do, whether his presence OF mind is
go great, and in what way he would
reply to your majesty"
''Well, if it is just for an expert
ment, and l am at liberty to fell him
that by no means intended to Of
fend him, do no. mind complying
with your wish"
agreed; only the paper must be
signed under the words 'Mendels
sohn is an ass. so that there can be
no doubt in his mind that it comes
from his majesty"
Reluctantly but with a feeling of
curiosity as to how it would all end,
the king wrote and signed the paper
as required.
The evening came, the table was
laid for twelve. the fatal paper was on
Mendelssohn's plate, and the guests
several of whom had been informed
of what was going on, assembled.
At the given moment all went to
the ominous table aud sat round it,
The moment Mendlessohn sal down,
being rather short sighted and OBJ
serving some paper, he took it very
near his eye and having read it gave
a start.
"What ia the matter" said the
king. mo unpleasant news, hope,
MendelssohD."
ooh no." said Mendelssohn. sit
is nothing"
'Nothingf nothing would not have
made you start. I demand to know
What it is.
''Oh, it is not worth while
but l tell you that it is; | com.
msnd you to tell me"
"Oh. some one has taken the
liberty to joke in very bad taste with
your majesty; I'd rather not"
with me? Pray do not keep me
waiting any longer. What is it?"
"Why, somebody wrote here,
Mendelsshon is one ass, Frederick
tie Second. "-TempLe Bar.
The German bubble on San" and
"one" is untrAnslstable in English.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-01-14

THE REV. GEO. Ii. THAYER,
of Bourbon, Ind, says: "Both N.Y.
self and wife owe our lives to SHI-
LOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE"
Sold by z. G. NJ. 1. Drug Store. (0l
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-01-14
Time and Expense Saved.

Hard workers are subject to bill
lious attacks which may end in
dangerous illness. Parker's Ginger
Tonic keeps the kidneys and liver
active, and by preventing the at
tack saves sickness, time and ex
ense.- Detroit Press.
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LYDIA E. PHNKHAM'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
IsaPositiye Cure
For all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
so common to our best female population.

For all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
so common to our best female population.
A Medicine for Woman. Invented by a Woman.
Prepared by a Woman.
The Greatest Medical Discovery sues the Dawn Of History
g-It revives the dropping spirits, invigorates and
harmonzes the organic functions gives elasticity and
frness to the STEP restores the natural lustre to the
eye, and plants the pale cheek of woman the fresh
roses Of hfes spring and early summer time.
% Physicians Use It and Prescribe It Freely. TT
removes faintness, atuency, destroys ali craving
for stimuant and relieves weakness Of the stomach.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain weight
and backache is always permanently cured by its
For the cure of Kidney Complaints OF either sex
this Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM's BLOOD PURIFIER
Blood and give tone and strength to the systen OF
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Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared
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either 81 Six bottles for S. Sent by mail in the form
of pills. or Oflozenges receipt of price, 81 per box
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No family shouldbe without LYDIA E. PIEKHAMs
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, blhousnessr
and torpidity Of the liver. % cents per box
@SOld by all Druggists. q
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HE6 AWEFE. SD a day at home easily
bfE made. Costly Outfit free. Address
True & Co, Augusta. Maine.
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a C0mmOn-sense Remedy
Salicylica.
10 more rheumatism. Gout or
geuragia.
Immediate Relief Warranted
Permanent CUr6 Guaranteed.

kiUe gears established G7ld 9leUer
k1soa0,e to fail IN q single case, acute or
chronic Refer to all prominent l,bySi-
cams and druggists for the standing Of
SatlCyLtc0.
5ECRE EFT!
THE ONLY DISCOVER OF THE POI
SONOUS URIC a ID WHICH EXIS rs IN
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EQUITY PATIENTS.
SALIoYLI9A Is known as a COM
men sense remedy becsuse it strikes di-
rectly at tao esuse of Rbeu atism, Gout
and Neuralgia, wbil= so msny so-callad
specifies aad SUPPOSED psnacess only
treat locally the effects
II has beer conceded by emine at SCENT
lets that outward spplicatjons, such as
rubbing with oils, eiptments, liniments
and soothing lotions will lot eradicate
these diseases which are the result Of the
poisoning of the blood vita Uric Acid.
SRLICYElCA works with marvel-
Gus effect on this acid and so removes
the disorder. It's now exclusively used
by all celebrated physicians of America
and Europe. Highest Medical Academy
OF Psris reports 50 pr cent. cures in
three days.
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REMEMBER

8AGtGTLICk is a certain cure for
Rheumatism, Govt and Neuralgia. The
most intense pains are subdued almost
instantly.
Give it trisl. Relief guaranteed or
money refunded.
Thousands Of testimonials sent on ap-
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Sent free by mail on receipt Of money.
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR 1T.
Blu; do not be delude3 into taking inita-
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genuine with the name of WAsHBURNE
& CO. on each box, which is guaranteed
chemically pure under our signature, an
indispensable requisite to insure success
in the treatment. lake DO other, or send
20 US.
Washburne & CO..
Proprietors.
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ais NEW YORK
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IS to S20RsEr day 9 st hOT gsa-. Samples sP
son & Co., Portland, Maine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
faENiHg a Little Talk with n Ncxy
Clerk

An old merchant VINO has been in business
mere since Adam was a little boy, called a new
Clerk to his desk one morning this week to have
a talk with him. The clerk is very smart and
the proprietor said to him:
Dung man, you are too smart You have
got so you smell of gin. You wear necktes
that would scare horse, and you seem to be a
year ahead of the styles. Sir the pants this wear
seemed to me to be tight enough, but those new
pants you have got are so tight that don't see
how you get all of yourself into them without
using shoe horn or stretching them with a
glove stretcher. You wear number six hat
with washer inside Of it, and number twelve
Shoes and your coat tails are so short | should
think you would take your death of cold. And
look at that diamond pin, or is it alum9 You
have your finger nails dressed by professional
corn doctor, and your hair is parted in the mid
die and plastered down with bandoIne You
get nine dollars week, and pay six dollars for
board, seven dollars for whisky and five dollars
for cigars. Now where do you get your clothes?
You think am a blamed fool to live here forty
years and not get on to the racket of soft
headed kid like you? Now you 90 and sweep
out the store and come in here about the time
YOU usually go out for O drink and will have a
little time to give you some advice that will do
you good" The young fellow went out and did
not come back and some think he crawled into
q gas pDe-Er
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
Underground ana Submarine Wires.

Underground ana Submarine Wires.
From Nature.
Wires are almost Invariably carried under
ground through towns. Copper wire. insulated
with gutta percha. encased in iron pipes is the
material used. There are Il, 600 miles Of under
ground wire in the United Kingdom. There is q
great outcry for more underground work In Eng
land. owing to the destruction to open lines by
gales and snow storms; but underground telc-
graphs, wire for wire. cost at present about four
times as much as overground lines, and their
capacity for the CONVEYANCE of messages Is only
one-fourth; so that overgrdnnd are, CONNER
cially, sixteen times better than underground
wires. To lay the whole of the post office sys-
TEN under ground would mean an expenditure
of about f2O, 600 600. Hence there is no desire
to put wires under ground except in towns.
Besides, snowstorms are few and far between,
and their effects are much exaggerated. Of the
numerous materials and compounds that have
been used for insulating purposes, gutta-percha
remains the Oldest and the best for underground
purposes. It, like all other materials used for
telegraphy, has been improved vastly through
the searching power that the current gives the
engineer.
The past ten years has seen the globe covered
with network of cables Submarine telegraphs
have become a solid property. They are laid
with facility and recovered with certainty even
In the deepest oceans. Thanks to such expedl-
lions as that Of H. N. S. Challenger. the floor of
the ocean Is becoming more familiar than the
surface OF many continents. There are at pre-
sent $4,000 miles of cable at work. and f3O-
00OOo0 have been embarked in their establish
ment. fleet of twenty-nine ships is employed
in laying. watching, and repairing the cables.
The Atlantic is spanned by nine cables in work
ing order The type of cable used has been but
very little varied from that first made and laid
between Dover and Calais but the character of
the materials, the quality of the copper and the
gutta-percha, the breaking strain of the homo
geneous iron wire, which has reached ninety
tons to the square inch and the machinery for
laying have received such great advances that
the last cable laid across the Atlantic by the
Telegraph Construction and Maintenance Com
pany. was done in twelve days without q hitch
or StOppape
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
THE STYLE IN BANGS.
A Bit OF Reading That May Give the
Dude q Point or So.

New York Letter in the Cincinnati Enquirer.
Smooth, straight bangs are likely to be in
vogue during the summer because they give
Juvenile effect to most faces and also on account
OF the ease with which they are kept in order.
When arranged In short, curly locks they neces-
state the use Of curling irons, which are both
bOthersome and injurious. This led to the COM
mon use OF postiches, or false fronts. which are
fastened on with fine hair-pins and silk thread,
while an invisible net keeps the locks secure in
windy weather and prevents them from uncurl-
ing: \ brides couture is now wavy before and
braided behind, ornamental pins being used to
faatcn the different plaits and 70 hold on the
orange wreath. The vari-colored powders which
nave already mentioned are used with refer
ence to the shade of the hair. Some foolish
women are given to wigs when they have plenty
OF natural covering for their empty heads aud
by the aid OF falsity in hair and complexion
come out one day rs lemon blonde. the next as
strawberry ditto and on the third as dark
brunette. know q girl WHO always is salow
and black-haired when on horseback. but at no
other time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
What Boys Wish Is Beco me.
From the London Telegraph.


When boy has ceased to wish to be clown
ne desires TO drive an engine, and when that
ambition is passed, his next want is to 90 to sea.
IL Is curious to observe the uniformity of
opinion among boys on these matters We
never hear of lad passOnatey anxious to be
lawyer. and hiding himself in corners In ordertO
read about the law; nor probably is lad-a
small lad-often found who devOtes his DAYS
and nights to thinking how delightful it must be
to be clergyman. To be stock broker. a
banker, farmer, to be even a member of parlia-
ment, is not among the ambitions of bows.
They would be willing to shine as actors. in
deed, but on condition that they appear with
whitened cheeks, and with leg of mutton and
hot poker in their pockets. OF engineering
they have few ideas outside the notion that an
engineer, whether civil or otherwise, is an indi-
yidual with grimy face-a distinct advantage
to boys. most of whom abhor sOap-whO stands
behind locomotive and makes it go along as
last as he pleases. not to mention whistling
whenever he takes 1t into his head to enter a
tunnel: The sea- however, is usually the boys
longest and most earnest dream. And it is not
a little extraordinary that the hardest,
the toughest. and, having regard to the
routine of its discipline and the charac-
ter OF its members, the most prOsaic Of all call
ings should stand at the very head OF the pro-
LESSONS as an inspiration of sentiment, of poetry
and OF romantic fances. The sea has a charm
for the young which men can only understand
by becoming boys again in fancy and thinking
out of the minds they had when boys. Were it
possible exactly to determine all that a lad
dreams about the sea. the impulses which move
him toward 1t. his Ideas OF life on board shin and
the wonders Of the world into which the mari
ner sails. We should find the picture wanting
neither In humOr nor In pathOs-humor In the
utter unllkeness to the truth. and pathos in the
generous, child-like Imagination which filings its
wonderful light over one Of the harshest and
most unsympathetic Of human facts, enriching
| 1t to such degree that even the mature mind
Is captivated by the bOyish fancy, and regards
the sea from the standpoint Of the dreaming,
enthusiastic lad.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05

LONDON UNDER SIEGE.-We read in a london
paper: I'VE are. SO to say. in a state of siege,
certainly under the very strlctest military and
police surveillance. AS night comes on we see
all the public buildings delivered over to SOL
diers, gates are closed, sentinels with rifles
loaded with ball and cartridge pace ranidlv tn
and fro. and some large apartment is for the
nonce turned into guard-rOOm This has a
truly martial aspect, absolutely quite pictur-
esque, and worthy of being commemorafed by
some enterprising r. A.; soldiers are gathered
round the blazing fire. arms are glistening In the
light, the toy drummer boy ia waiting to beat
to arms, and all are on the alert, ready to rush
into the streets and do some bloody business
there This, be 1t remembered, In the heart of
London In 1881"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
Testing Canned Goods.

FoIi tue hileiicin grocer.
Avery little care on the part Of the purchaser
will determine whether some accident may have
caused deterioration in the article and rem
dered it unfit for food. This deterioration will
generally make itself known by the ends of the
can being rounded. or bulged out by reason of
the gases generated in the interior. or some
times there may be very small hole in the can.
perhaps not visible to the naked eve The air
entering this may have caused the contents to
spoil. The gases evolved by decomposition es-
Gaping through this hOledO not bulge the can.
Inc contents are apparently good. and are dis
covered to be otherwise only after opening the
can. Sometimes it happens that the contents
OF can are injured only to slight extent, but
enough to make them unwhOlesOme. So that the
gases evolved are not su fficient, under certain
conditions OF temperature, to bulge the ends of
the can, but under other conditions of tempera-
ture the bullying might be plainly evident
pecuiiaTexemplliIcatiOn of this once came to the
knowledge OF the writer. A lot of tomatoes
having been received by him at a western depot,
the cases were opened and the cans taken out
ana examined in order to exclude the ''sw ellis"
ihere..WaS found to be quite number of Swels
and they were laid in pile to be inspected by
The proper officer with a view to their condem-
nation: few days. however, elapsed before
the officer could attend to this duty. and when
he made examination OF them he declined to
'''N"i. "h" SSiS PiVpcIiy. 100. lUeN
had all the appearance of being good, and not a
swell among them. and no action was taken:
but in day or two the weather changed it be-
came hot. and about then the tomatoes being
again examined, it was found that the .'swellS''
were all there; and that all there were "swells."
The explanation is simple. When the tomatoes
were assorted and the swells excluded the
weather was warm, and the evolved and ex-
banded gases had force enough to bulge the
tins, but the weather having cooled BY the day
they were submitted to the inspector. the cX-
panslvc orce of the gases was lessened. and not
suillcient tor bullying the tins One lesson to
be derived from this incident is that before
using canned article it would re advisable if
practicable to p'aceit where it would be subject
10 moderately warm temperature fer few
hours, and If the warmth causes it to bulge it
shou'ti not be used finally it may be said that
fresh vegetables and fruits, and those in cases
also. should be carefully Inspected before use,
and if the same skilful judgmentwere alike ap-
pied to both, 1t would often be found that the
canned article has more to commend it. has
more OF the freshness belonging to it's nature.
as Ii Just taken from the fields where grown.
than has the so-calied fresh article-too often
Wlted and stale; and further injured by the
odors and heated fumes that pervade the CITY
market stalls.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
Bcrnflardt's Attempted Suicide.

When the great Sara's memoirs make their ap-
pearance hope she will be found to have clear
ed up the mystery Of that little fit of vexation in
which she attempted suicide some IA years ago
That was in her comparatively undistinguish-
ed days. when she was playing the part OF Julia
Vidal in Adolphe Belots ''Drame de la Rue de la
PalX. have no French papers Of the period to
refer to, but have paragraph copied from the
Times. with the date of April. 1869. which is as
follows: Mile Sara Bernhardt. an actress en-
gagged at the Odeon Theater. attempted to commit
suicide few evenings back by swallowing a
strong dose of laudanum. Fortunately one of her
friends was with her at the time, and induced
her with some difficulty, to take a quantity of
coffee as an antdote, by which her life was
saved, though several times during the MIC hit
her life. was considered to be in imminent
danger"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
"Wasn't Tina, a Mean Trick -,

I1mee.
eyes, did murder the boy and threw him in
the river. l killed him for S. O5 and two plugs
of tobacco. Gentlemen. wasn't that a mean
trick to kill little boy for two plugs of tobacco?
Yes 1t was. Everybody says yes That was
what George Ware. colored said when the
people of Florence took him out on Saturday to
lynch him. After his speech he was piniOned. a
cloth tied over his face and the rope adjusted
about his neck he assisting to some extent in
getting it properly arranged by moving his head
When al! was ready brother OF the murdered
boy (Bcthune) was called forward to remove the
barrel, on which the prisoner was standing. from
under him, which he did, leaving Ware, the
slayer OF his brother, suspended in midair.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-05-05
RAILROADS.
baltimore AND OHIO RAILROAD
II The MODEL FAST AND The ONLY LINE
BETWEEN
IdE LAST AND THE WEST VIA WASHINGTON.l
DOUBLE TRACK! JANNEY COUPLERl

OOUbLE TRACK! JANNEY COUPLER!
Schedule TO take effect SUNDAY, NOV H. 1882
a from Station corner of New Jer.
daily, At 4:o5 q M. 1915 a. m. 9:55 p. m. with
mIougn coaches and Palace Sleeping Cars TO above
points without change; 1915 a m. daily TO Chicago
For fittsbnrg Cleveland. and Detroit at Io: lis M.
Ptts6urg with sleeping Cars .ttaehed
with Psrior and Sleeping Cars attached
Ss%olf e rssa s.ys 80 sss
For Baltimore on Sundays. $50. 7.45. Gam. 1:2s
For annspo Iss % no. II 10 and 40 on sunday
For way stations between Washington ana Baltimore.
For Stations Metropolitan Branch, SO, $40 m.
Cos m, daily, except Sunday 4:45 D. M daily; for
Staunton 40 daily. except SUNDAY; for iiaeere
towi and Frederick. $40 am l0l5. 445 daily except
Trains arrive from the West daily. 62O 7s5 O. m..
From New Yor. and PHILADELPHIA, 49, Sis am.
dally. Q; 40 p m. daily. except sunday.
rom Annapolis, q: so a. NJ, l50 657 pm. Sunday
~ 40 Am, 6:37 r. m.
From Frederick. Hagerstown and intermediate
points 625 m. Frederick and way statons 3. s5 -
H. 2;l5. s;lO IN. and 20 pm. daily, except Sum
Trains leave Baltimore for Washington at 3. 40
o4u ~ 10, 9:l0 and 10 80 a. m. l2:l5 2 80.
40 7:l6. $40 m. 80 s. :25 so and :45 D. M
Al trsins from Washington and Baltimore stop e
For further ,nfor%.t,on apply ct the Baltimore ana
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