The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-03-24
A STAMPEDE IN CHURCH.
How Country Boy Played Upon the
 Creculi,y of Young Mulkii,le.

cretuli,y of Young Mulki,tie.
 4 farmer who lives Tn the Flat Rock neighhorhood. a religious community no, far from Little Rock. wrote 10 the Rev Mir. Mulkittle the other day, requesting that a, his carries, convenience. he should visit the Fla, Rock neighborhood and preach telling sermon in the an,iqua,ed log church of that locality. MT. Mulki,- tie decided to comply, especially as the farmer. in his communication. had added We hay sum fust-rate pigs which will give you won to bake If you come The illitera,e aspect of the letter when viewed with an educated eye. did no, lessen Mir Mulkit,le's respect for the writer. for after finishing is perusal he remarked to him. self: "reter. the fisherman, was an un- educated man. but his words of eonsola- ion have cast many a warm glow around many hear;h-s,onc ,ha, otherwise would have been dull and cheeriess and, be- : sides ihis. the minister added. forgetting Peter and again bes,owins his thoughts upon the fla; Rock farmer, he say ,ha, he will give me pig. Pigs are no, gwen away every day. le; me ,el! you.
 After much persuasion and thousand promises, Mir. Mulki,,le agreed ,ha, ,he hoy might accompany hun. Upon arrn- 1 ing al the farmer house, they were re- eeNed with tha, genuine hospitality which has gained for the southern planter the name of enviable entertainer. The boys came out and shook the buggy wheels, pulled al the buttons on the cushions. and with the occasional char acteris,c and somewhat admoniiory exclamation of look a thar, will you, proceeded to examine evey strange feature of the modern vehicle. IL had been arranged that servIoes should be held after dinner, and Mr. Mulkit,le. after having received an in,ro- duc;ion 10 every member of the family. alked oa, into the woods 10 draw from budding nature that inspiring flow of soothing words which earrs hope to the hearts and souls of men. The boy. who had been 4.iie,, TO sooner found hla sci. by courtesy. his oNa master. ,haa he be gan ,o lock around for themes rpon which Q build
 Thai corn oash; to be p.aatet .t!is next week. sad sie farmer 10 h.s son ,'for he season is comm along.
 '.ls ,h4, the k.n4 of rorn ina. ihe 4 pos ties went ,hrough:" asked the 5ay
 I reckon i, IS. rephed he oli nan who WAS no, very well posted on aneien, agriculture.
 When they wen; through the corn an rubbed on the ears, the corn couldn, hear. could it:'
 Wall, I don't know. Don, pear 10 me the corn could hear nohow''
 '' Bu, f il lad ears to hear, i, could hear eoGldn't IL:
 SorteI think |, could, bu, am a lee,le shaky on. such pln;s. myself Did the apostles get any money Shen they went through the corn =.
 How ger any money:"
 My uncle sad some men wen, through him an go, his money
 Well. don, reckon the disciples go; any money. my little chap. fsr ,hey afterwards sad sha; gold and silver ~e haven, go, none"
 Was solomon a good man
 sorter got my doubts abou; him bein' good bu; he had powerful chance of sense.-
 Was Jonah good:-
 "l'm leeile shAky on his record and the farmer, an esiden, descendan, of the squatser family. grinned with extreme satisfaction.
 "Have you got sword ?n
 No, but have go, the rat1in'es, Six shooter you ever seed"
 Do you try to do vha; the Bible says you muss?"
 "Yes, make mighty ssagger in that direction
 &Well, why don't you sell your ,hir, and get sword!7
 @aCzuse don't need the sword, and the shirt comes in mighty handy
 But the Bible says if you ain's got a sword, you must sell your shirr and buy one. Why don't you do it." Cause don't want to- "Why don't you want 10 :-