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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

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antoe II.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

WILL YOU SUFFER with aDyspepsi
and Liver Complaint? Shiloh's VitalIzer
Is guaranteed 10 cure you.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

REPUBLICANS may Be said nov TO
understand 'tdixision" and 'silsnce," /"
because the party Is well "divided" and
are 'fsilent" generally about the matter.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

The stalwarts are right in opposing
Blaine for president, As bis sins OF
omission and commission disqualify him
for such a position.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

The Supreme Court, Of Iowa, has, on
a rehearing, decided the prohiLitory
amendment adopted last June, uncon-
stitationaI.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27
Final Settlement.

Notice Is hereby given that the under
signed Administrator Of the estate sf
Tyre Alley deceased, has filed in the
County Court for Linn County, Oregon,
his final account IS such administrator,
and by order Of said Court, Tuesday the
Sth day Of May, 1883, 1t the hour Of niRe
o'clock, q. m, is set for hearing objections
to said account and the settlement thereof.
Any person Interested, In said eNtate is
hereby notified to appear and file his or
her objections 10 said final account on or
befere said day.
Dcted April 9th, 1883.
]. j, WOoD,
- a g. RkF Administrator.
GFo L. .sCHAMRERLAIN, -
Atty for Administrator.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27
HENG TENG.

Best washing and ironing ia the city.
No. IL, Ellsworth Street. One door south
Of Revere House.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

Yon can keep your hair abundant snd
glossy, and retain its youthful color. with
Parker's Hair Baiaam.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27
For sale.

A half interest in the Albany Soda Works
and Grocery Store of Hoffman & Joseph.
for particulars inquire at the store.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27
LOUIS CAMpEAU'S
Barber Shop.

Shaving done with neAtness and sharp
razors, which are always kept in good
condition, aad hair cut In the very beat
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27
EUROPEAN STEAMSHIP
TICKETS.

Tickets sold 10 and from all
points of Oregon, Washington,
Idaho aud Montana at greatly
redueed and lowe 90 possible rates
over the following lines
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Hamburg American Packet 10.
white Star Line Steamship 90.
Red Star Line Ateamshfp 90.
American Line Steamship 60.
Apply by person or BY letter 10
OLDENDORFF, HARVEY
& LEAHY, AGENTS.
No. 10, Washlngton St.. National
Bank Building. y. q. bcx. 5S.
PORTLAND OREGON.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

The nisst reliable. carefully prepares
and best parSative or the present age iH
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-27

IN as Circuit Court. Of he State Of o,vgon
for the County Of Lima:
Rebecca Carter, samuel T. Young and I. T.
BIain, plaintiffs.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
BROTHER GARDNER ON
MARRIAGES.

''I understand began the presi-
dent as the meeting opened in due
form, 'sdat quite a number of de
members oh dis club am guine to be
married doorin' the summer. OATS
all right, an | wish 'em much Joy,
an shall be glad to witness de obse-
quies of each and cherry one. But, I
want to say few words in gineral.
In de fust place, am you gwine to
marry fur love or fur a sort of biz
ness partnership? If you answer fur
love, let me warn you to be sartin
dat you doan' mistake de sentiment.
Many young man who thought his
heart torn by love has plunged into
matrimony to diskiyer dat he simply
had an admiration fur a $50 set of
false teeth and high instep. If ysu
answer fur sort of business part
nership, let me warn you not to ex-
pect too much. You won't love de
woman, an she won't trust you. 1t
will be a sort of boss trade in which
both parties will be cheated and both
continer to be mad about it. You
kin git along after fashion, an peo-
pie who see her on your arm at cir
Gus won't know how you fight at
home.
If you mus marry, let common
sense have a show in the transack-
shun. Doan' go off yer feet bekase
you meet a gal who kin sing like a
robin, smile like rose, an jump of
street kyar widout boderin', de
driver to stop. A wife will have
much to do besides singing and cult
ivatin' dimples. If you am gwine
ter marry AK yerselves how fur $40 a
week will 90 when divided up ful
clothes, pervision, house rent, fewel
an incidentals. Befo' you fall il
love wild gal who looks too sweet
fur anythln' in red plush sacque
kinder figure on how many such duds
your income would afford her.
Befo' you am all broke up ober
gal who plays de pianner, talks
French, paints landscapes, an reads
poetry, jist sit down an fgger who
am to cook yer meat an taters, patel
yer cloze, darn your socks an make
s12 buy SIS worth of things. Befo
ye let a par of fashin eyes an
cunnin' dimple captivate ye, lool
aroun' little an see if de owner has
got temper like wildcat. Marri
age am lottery simply bekase pso
pie take each odder insight and un
seen. Let us now prognosticate t.
bizness. Detroit Free Press.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
HORRORS OF NEW YORK CITY

Dwellers in the lake cities, OF in
any free and open city, with access
to the air, have little conception of
the suffering of the laboring popula-
ton in New York. New York has
its sea breezes, but they cannot pen
citrate the narrow streets nor modify
the retained heat of the brick walls.
Tney are literally ovens, where the
baking is done not by direct fire but
by radiated heat. A New York phys
lcian says the best place in the world
to bake baby is New York. They
melt away every summer. People
are so thick in the tenement houses
that they breed discomfort and
disease and infict them upon
one another. There is no water
on the upper floors; or if there is it
is tepid. In small rooms six, eight
and even ten people are huddled, and
they cannot get a draft by opening
their doors through. They are hard
working people, tired out at night,
and the irritated children keep them
awake. The streets and roofs are
thronged with women striving for
breath of fresh air. Sometimes the
mother falls asleep from sheer ex-
haustion, and policemen have rescued
their babies from the gutter in which
the little ones tumbled from the
mothers relaxed arms. The vermin
swarm on hot nights with special
virulence. EXasperated by the heat,
the vermin and want of rest, the in
mates of these places quarrel, and
often come to blows. The promis-
Guilty of the sexes driven into herd
to sleep or rest, is the source of
immortality.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
FOXHALL.

Foxhall, by King Alfonso, was
born in Kentucky, and was purchas-
ed by his fortunate owner for the
small sum of $500. He is a dark
bay, with black points. and the near
hind pastern white. He has clean
head, light neck, back trife too
lengthy, but good barrel, and shoul-
ders of admirable power. He was
the first American colt that ever ran
in France. The finish for the Grand
Prix was magnificent. Archer was
riding the French colt Tristan, and
as they came along the home-stetch
rode his very best, and lifted his
horse almost even to FoXhall. A
shout of g Tristan Tristan !" was
rending the air from thousands of
excited Frenchmen, the horses were
almost past the Jockey Club stand
when Fordham for the first time rails
ed his whip. A cut On the shoul-
ders of Foxhall is answered by
grand leap forward, and the Grand
Prix of Paris, with its 100000
francs, is won by Mr.. Keene.
After his French victory Foxhall
performed but poorly at Ascot, and
English critics felt inclined to think
his triumph at Longchamps a mere
accident. They were undeceived by
his splendid performances in the
great autumn locals. In the Cesare-
witch he carried 110 pounds, and
won in a common canter in the Sc
lect Stakes, with 127 pounds, he
again defeated with the utmost ease
his old French rival Tristan; in the
Cambridgeshire, with 126 pounds on
his back, he defeated Lucy Glitters,
carrying 81 pounds, by a head, while
Tristan came in third, with 107
pounds. Among the horses not plac-
ed by the Judge in this last race was
the Derby victor of 1880, Bend Or.
carrying 134 pounds. In the Cham
pion Stakes, ten days before the
Cambridgeshire, Bend Or, with 13C
pounds, had defeated Iroquois with
only 116 on his back. But we must
not rashly infer anything as to the
relative merits of the two American
horses from these performances, as
Iroquois was quite fourteen pounds
below his Derby form. Foxhall'S
double victory in the two great New.
market handicaps has had only one
parallel, the victory of Rosebery il
1876. Mr.. Keene may well say tina
his 'colt is the greatest horse in the
world" The Cesarewitch course j:
two miles and quarter in length
and Foxhall came in ten lengths il
front of Chippendale-an exploit O
which the greatest horses in the an
nails of the turf might be proud. Ii
the Cambridgeshire the finish wai
closer, but the great stamina of th'
American enabled him to struggl
successfully with his less heavil,
weighted competitors.-Hugh Craig
IN HaJper's Magazine 70, august.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

a"I wish 1 could feel as you do
about those things. I do sometime,
in degree. Yesterday morning ]
felt strangely drawn to go up to the
courts of the Lord but those girls
threw me off the track. What pow
er you girls have over we fellows,
Clara! / believe if you would take
me in hand for life 1 might become
the man that in my better moments l
long to be. Your consistency yester-
day morning set me thinking as |
never have thought before. [ have
spent the night over it, and [ have
made up my mind to ask you if we
may not hand in hand, climb up the
Eternal Mountains"
Clara's answer was inaudible amid
the soughing of the pines, but what
ever it was she never in after-life re-
g,etted that Sunday morning service
at the little country church.-Neao
York Observer.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
THE POTTER.

I watched potter at his wheel one day,
For he was making pitchers out of clay,
The feet of beggars and the heads of kings
Dust. blown from old dead cities far away.
Not heaven itself more splendid is and high
Than was this palace. when its kings went by
Race after race. The turtle sits here now.
where where?" she cries. But there is no reply.
They who are endowed with wisdom are like light
Torches, to guide their followers feet Alright,
They have not taken yet one step beyond
This night of mystery-this awful Night.
Speak of these wise ones then, with bated breath
The most that of the wisest Wisdom saith,
Is: They bequeathed you fables, nothing more,
Before returning to the sleep of death.
The great wheel of the Heavens Will still go round.
When you and !, my friend, are underground
At once creating life. conspring death,
With death and life inexorably bound.
Come sit upon the grass, and drink your wine.
And quickly, while the suns of summer shine;
For other grass than that you sit upon
Will soon be springing from your dust and mine.
When you and are gone, for we must go,
They will raise bricks above US, and know
That other bricks for other tombs than ours
Will out of US be nodded. Be it so.
I do not fear the world. do not fear
The leaving it, though confess it dear,
We should fear nothing but not living well
In the only life and world we know of. Here
But come, my friend, since we must pass away.
Since all we are goes back again to clay.
What does it matter whether we remain
hundred years or but single day?
Be 1t our care, since pitchers we began,
To hold the hearts good wine long as we can,
Before the potter molds our dust again
Into new shapes that are no longer Man.
Richard Henry Stoddard
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

Then John would go and pat them
on their faces and look into their
eyes.
The talk of the women in the
house sounded like a school inter-
mission. They were showing their
stoves and kettles, and showing how
they burned coal and wood instead
of sticks, and telling how, in Kansas,
everyone has all the white bread and
meat they want.
"Then," said one woman, "there
is no army here to take our men
away. We are sure our husbands
will always stay at home"
In two years these German emf
grants, who looked so hungry in the
cars, will own good farms. They
will have horses and COWS and a
green wagon to ride to town in, and
in ten years their farm will be worth
$40 an acre. Their grandchildren
will 90 to college, be perfect Ameri-
cans, and will fill positions of honor
and trust in the state.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
TOPNOODY.

When Mr.. Topnoody had settled
down after supper, Thursday even
ing, his wife, after a few preliminary
coughs, remarked:
"Mr. Topnoody, have you thought
anything about where we would spend
the SUMMER"
eyes, my dear, I have given the
subject some deliberation.
''And have you decided on place,
dear?''
eyes, love, have"
"Oh, you sweet thing Where is
it to be?''
cat home, love; the dearest place
on earth, the conservatory of our
affections, in which bloom the freshest,
fairest flowers of hope and happiness,
contentment and satisfied serenity"
"Oh, bosh, Topnoodyp'
''But, my dear, it's true; and 1
don't see why you want to go to a
nasty, crowded hotel, in the warm
weather, when it's so much cooler
and pleasanter at home"
"You think it will be cooler at
home do you?''
Il know it, my dear"
''All right. Topnoody. You just
insist on making me stay at home
this summer, after I've done so much
to make you comfortable. Just 90
right on making me your slave; but
let me tell you, before you go any
further, that if stay here during the
summer, I'll make it so hot for you
that you'll pray four times a day for
a cooling breeze, and beg like a
whipped school-boy for a house on
the refrigator plan, and a suit of
clothes made out of palm-leaf fans
and sun-umbrellas. l am usually a
mild woman, Topnoody, but even
the worm will turn when trodden
upon"
Topnoody has concluded to take
his foot off of the worm.-The Me1-
chant TrdUeIer.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

There was greater fear of, but
less faith in, Jefferson than his rela-
tive exhibited, among the Northern
Federalists, who firmly believed that
he was little better than Antichrist.
A story illustrative of the state of
feeling with regard to the French
Party is related of a pious old Feder-
alist lady who lived in a town in
Connecticut. It was believed in her
neighborhood that if the Federalists
were overthrown, and the Jefferson
Democrats came into power, the
Christian religion would be put down
and atheism proclaimed, and among
the first prosecutions would be the
destruction of all the Bibles. The
lady referred to was terribly wrought
up at this prospect, and cast about in
her mind how she should preserve the
Scriptures in the general destruction.
At length it occurred to her to go to
Squire s., the only Democrat of
her acquaintance, and throw herself
upon his mercy. She accordingly
took her family Bible to him, and
telling him that she had heard of the
intention of the Jeffsonians, asked
him to keep it for her. The Squire
attempted to persuade her that her
fears were groundless, but she was
too panic-stricken to be convinced.
At last he said,
"My good woman, if all the Bibles
are to be destroyed, what is the use
of your bringing yours to me? That
will not save it when it IS fo6nd.'
'sOh yes" she pleaded, with
charming burst of trust. ''You take
it: it will be perfectly safe. They'll
never think of looking in the house
of Democrat for Bible. ."-Hag-
per's Magazine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23


A hand-to-hand encounter-The good
bye grasp.
The chord of sympathy is often best
expressed by cord Of wood.
Speculation is wrong, and when the
rs" is left off it becomes positively wick
ed.
This is an age of universal deceit. Even
the honest old farmer is often guilty of
watering his stock.
''You are setting a bad example," as
the algebra class said when the teacher
wrote hard equation on the board
The engaged couple is not two souls
with but single thought, as it is sup
posed. The thought of remaining single
never occurs to them.
1t takes giraffe about twenty days to
recover from the seasickness of an ocean
voyage. That is, ten to get the feeling
all the way down, and ten more to bring
it all up.
1t will be very hard now to find candi-
dates for state treasurer in Tennessee.
Since Polk skipped there is not enough
money left in the treasury to pay election
expenses.
''Do you believe in woman's rights"
she demanded, ijabbing him in the ribs
with her umbrella. eyes" he replied, as
he moved to safe distance. 'I believe
in women's funeral rites
''Is anybody waiting on. your" said a
polite dry-goods clerk to a youngs lady
from the country. eyes, sir" replied the
blushing damsel; s'that's my fellow out
side; he wouldt oome in the store.'
''What kind of a picture would you pre-
fer, miss?" inquired a photographer Of a
young lady customer. s'Well," was the
reply, take me with an expression as
though were writing poem of love-
A little four-years-old girl in one of
Boston's suburbs was asked by young
friend, after shower one day if she was
not afraid of the lightning. ''No," she
replied, ''for we've got thunder rod on
our house and it can't hit u.s.
An old bachelor said ''There's more
jewelry worn nowadays than when /
was young. But there's one piece that I
always admired which I don't very often
see now" "What is that?" asked young
lady. ga thimble," was the reply.
| A celebrated circus manager is on the
hunt for a new curiosity for his show.
He is seeking to find young married
man whose wife can cook as well as his
mother did. Twenty-six states have thus
far been explored without success.
The postoffice department has ruled
correspondence of his wife. But this
decision will not prevent man from car
rying his wifes letter in his inside coa
pocket three weeks before mailing it.
Somebody put small mud-turtle, abou
the size of a silver dollar, in bed at
New Jersey hotel, and the stranger wht
was assigned to that room, on preparing
to retire, caught sight of it. He at one,
resumed his clothes, remarking: 81 ex
pected to have pretty lively night of it
but if they're as big as that I don't pro
pose to get in with them.
A bear broke into the house of Neva
da man the other night. He was away
and his wife thought he was coming HON
drunk. She didn't stop to light a lamp
but commenced operations. When th
bear finally got away he didn't stop till b
had travelled eight miles into the heal
of the mountains, and he was such
sight that the other bears wouldn't asst
ciate with him.
Young and middle-aged men. suffering from ne
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
CREEPING UP THE STAIRS.

In the softly-fallng twilight
Of "a weary, weary day,
With a quiet step entered
Where the children were at play.
1 was broodng DER some trouble,
That had met me unawares,
When little voice came ringing
"Me is creepin up stairs"
All! it touched the tenderest heart-string
With a breath and force divine,
And such melodies awakened
AS my words can ne'er define.
And turned to see our darling,
All forgetful of my cares,
When l saw the little creature
Slowly creeping up the stairs.
Step by step she bravely clambered
On her little hands and knees,
Keeping up a constant chatter
Like magpie in the trees;
Till at last she reached the topmost
When o'er all her worlds affairs
She, delighted. stood victor,
After creeping up the stairs.
Painting heart, behold an image
Of mans brief and struggling life.
Whose best prizes must be captured
With earnest, noble strife;
Onward, upward, reaching ever.
Bending to the weight of cares,
Hoping, fearing, still expecting,
We go creeping up the stairs.
On their steps may be no carpet,
By their side may be no rail,
Hands and knees may often pain us,
And the heart may also fail;
Still above there is glory
Which no slnfulness impairs,
With its rest and joy forever,
After creeping up the stairs.
Sabbath Recorder
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

Why ought the champion pugilist
to be called ssHorizon ?" Because he
belts the world.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

There was once a distinguished
man who put dollar in money box
for every time he dined out. Had
General Grant done that he would
now be nearly as rich as a plumber
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

The Hindoos are said to have
800, 100000 gods. Mr.. Vanderbilt
only has about 200, 100000
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

A new reading-Facilis decensus
T-avern-i. York.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

Young and mddleaged men. suffering from ner-
vous debility and kindred affections as loss of memo.
ry and hypoehondra should nclose three stamps for
Part VII of Worlds Dispensary Dime Series Of pam
phles. Address Worlds Disrensary Medical Associa-
tion Buffalo. n Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

Rev. E. G. Barham, Warrenton N. c., says: 81
used Browns Iron Bitters. 1t is complete restora
tive and thorough tonic and appetizer"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

DR.. t. ]. Casper. Springfield, o.. says: Il reeOm-
mend Browns Iron Bitters."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
AUCTI0NEER.

The undersigned gives notice
that he will attend auction sales
in any part Of this state. Having
had many years successful exper-
ience as an auctioneer, I guaran-
tee satisfaction in each sale, or
require no compensation. I will
sell either by the day or for a per
cent. Address,
W. L. BarroWs, Coventry, Vt.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23

The country fair-A beyy of buxom
bellies.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10
DAILY EXAMINER.
WACO, OCTOBER 10. 1883.

Up TO the hour OF gong toprcs- we
can give nothing definite from either
Iowa or Ohio. In the latter state the
splendid front shown IN Cleveland
may upset republican calculations
entirely, while in the former the large
democratic gain. already apparent are
most re-assuriug indeed.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10

When the representatives. of the
people become too diEuilrd To rN
plain their positions, the people VIII
soon change them tora little less dig
ntly aud more care Tor the mtcrcs,-
and feelings OF the makers OF con.
grc-smtu
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10

The Memphis Appeal is discussing
the problem, "lluw cities are made
1t viii takca good deaf OF that sort
of Thing TO make city again OF
Memphis Memphis is monument
10 bad sewerage
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10

The satisfaction which mwny-
prtug. from tie consciousness OF
duty well performed, cannot be- mo-
mnnoLiAnL.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10

There are many good thjug- which
hang Just out Of the reach Of the mo-
uopOIi-i4.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10

\ Texas congressman who rpu talk
aud will not talk, must be mad. TO
talk.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-10-10

Hccrhrr', mrin views are very
.,und, although his theology les shock
ing.