News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-04-12

J''NtE1 Al-'4il Ntt0 NOl4l' llll Ilit A~4N@I-
see the red fire Of the pit?
g felt my head fly off my shoulders
and looking mp saw something in the
docthw's wrenchmg-mon' Is that my
head you've got There, says ]. No. it's
only yer tooth, he made answer. May
be 1t Is, says /, as my eyes began to open,
and by putting my hand mp, found the
outside Of my face on, though / felt as
If al the inside had been hauled ont. L
had taken dollar to pay for the opera
ton, but thought I'd just AK him the
: price; so / says, 'docthr. how much
may We ax beside the troubleY Fifty
cents, says he. Fifty cent. = says L
sure I've not been submitting three
days to that tyrant of a tooth Tor fifty
cents. Troth, this same teeth pulling
is not SO very expensive and Tn much
obleeged till ye docthur.
AN ENGLISH PoRTERs PET JOKE.
l happened to be at Bretchlcy juno
tiou on the London and Northwestern
when the train from Oxford came in on
one side and that from Cambridge on
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-4.elT., -,,,at
y, '-', Il''i'i' : 80,
iinaI:: c,,ini, ,,,r4l, D,. MI , troin an
peared mp the line.
asked . nortar
ct DO. " he answered op,+ take nv
advice: don't 90 NV tIat train
There was no time for exclamation,
but rs saw rvo,~vboJv else nraparing
TO oct aboard aras,,ad my v,Iise and
stood ready Win rha ras+ Suddenly
there was rnofraptarv glitter Of car
riaees, quick. rrs.rlil fbanfler. snd he
eisslu-speu, lag .S,, e.-,,,g tlra1.zl, as3s,-
station and was soon out ot olSht uo"n
the line. None OF us got on we al
felt 2Iddy and staggered back.
'Beheye me SAID the porter giving
tl[. ne !" IIloll'uy nu''Se WIN iii' 80 ,3
'o oeeI "O 'ul9 Juii''loiL III ~ ,inds
aIo7+ l,nt+i,c, p06 d+ +hat froin +hon aDv
other oI tLa limo :,
.-...,..-
are your doneSuc felatlois agree
a"Ie asked Judge ol colored VIII
ness.
What's dat CONJUNCTION, boss -,
l ASK are your lLlnHy ann Vles i'le''S't!'
wan, no. san men d oman 'lea a
man when he drunk an WhlpS nm I'LL
he's sober, doan' think dat IT'S pleas
ant, sab. '--AT|'a''SaS 1F"'eSeT'
He WANTS TO Know, YOU KNOW.
Jacob F,rlsh, OF the Third ONO Cav
airy, applied for pension, his claim be-
ing that he had hand-tO-hand fight
with his sabre for five miles on the Sd of
July. 1868. during which he was severely
l,oaI-,,7 o1l,, ,I,ot IN 4Io loo, Tho ornIi-
cation faII into +ba hands Of very criti-
cal examiner who returned it with the
following Endorsement: "The claimant
is required to state under oath, what
caused him to get into a fight with his
sabre; what kind of a sabre was it he got
into fight with; how he happened to
have a hand-to-hand fight with it;
whether there were any witnesses pres
ent during the fight; how he managed to
get shot while fighting with his sabre
whether it was a shooting sabre; whether
he believes the sabre shot him; whether
it shot anybody else; whether he shot 1t;
how many shots were fired; who fired
the first shot; whether the soldier was
in the habit of fighting his sabre; how
long a time he fought it, and whether he
had ever fought any other sabre. 1t
should be shown by competent teSu-
mony whether the soldier shot the sabre
on the sabre shot the soldier. 1t should
also be shown whether they fought Tor
the distance OF i've miles apart OF 'he
sabre was i4Ye InlleS louR'
HE Pi.o'i .9.-D, -.
4 prisoner Tor tne wore s'h Ilou19 lI p,ait Iio
tne western P"[I oi 'ii7 0''.'e' - - A.,
I,:z---;r, o,,d
other Gay accom- I"Il!eu "y ms "ii', ~ ~
as she parted with MN at Ihe uePo' Sne
SAID: 80,
NOW helry' Two e''lS WIZ SUN l'''7'
away.
les NIUE
Llot ''i'
you
II think it will.
''You are going to reform
81 am, that.