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Hoods
SarsQpQryWa

as to derive their greatest medicinal effects
with the least disturbance to the whole sys-
tenn. In fact this preparation is so well bal
anced in its action upon the alimentary
canal, the liver, the kidneys, the stomach,
the bowels and the circulation of the blood,
that it brings about healthy action of the
entire human organism, that can hardly be
credited by those who have not seen the re-
markable results that have followed its use.
If the Sarsaparilla does not prove sufficient
ly laxative, take few doses of HOODS VEG
ETABLE FILLS. 1t is well in all cases of
biliousness to take these pills in connection
with the Sarsaparilla for the first ten days.
That dull sleepy, sick feeling can be wholly
overcome by the use of these remedies. Will
you give them trial and be yourself again:
An ex-alderman of this city says Of HOODS
Sarsaparilla, 1t is the strongest Sarsapa-
rilla ever saw.''
Each dollar bottle contains one hundred
(averages) doses. Sold by all druggists.
Price one dollar, or six for five dollars.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, prepared only by C.
I. HOOD s. CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
w- Use HOODS TooTn-PowDER.
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A NABoB-Shaking ones head in
the negative.
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VOL. 39-----NO. 21.
MEDICAL,
DARBYS
PR0PHYLACTIC
FLUID.
A Household Article for Universal
Family Use.

For Scarlet and
Typhoid Fevers,
Diphtheria, Sali-
walton, liberated
Sore Throat, Small
Pox, Measles, and
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5. Persons waiting on
y. Scarlet Fever has
d where the Fluid was
en- cured with it after
N place. The worst
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IrUse HOODS TooTH-POwDER.
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Combines the
BEST Remedies
of the vegetable
kingdom, and in
S1lch nrnnOrtinn
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
iiraNc and Faithful Guardian Of Our
Iiumca and Properly Rescued from In-

A v,iy popular ami wcliknown member VI our ~ cr
for'o Who pm rr"'l duty twelve years at the union
Il. Il. Depot, ca LA,klngc Pace. in Providence, Il. l.,
| gives his urB ly'ci ;e'tmony. Hear hun:
81 have been r,a tally troubled with disoase VI the
Edury and lNor dlrug tho past bS months; ri times
Twas 80 cycrriy etel shat was unable u AMI On
ny ga. my 'c nud paarr parts ~ N" legs we're ye,l
badly su".ol myWingiy prEars IN drca1lulr %.
duur, u| l.td vHs IN Nrcich3l state, ami IL had
lrtunu go ,mpo,y,sl a IN c.rvnatel 80 20 fy that
ny ta n au tyut rHGll 81 and numb and 81 white
tpvupn'r liolrss. could MT rost nights but was
20 Gir',sn all tyc' that cul1 not lie s IN bed but
HoI'i toop uunnt ant lug from ono ,idl the other
W ugAt su that v1u ier III n, tired and oshtu,tsd
~ the morning tuIn when went TO bed Ny con iii m
hc,am 80 sc,iuti that vas obliged /, stop work. aud
Og tI.ty Is Was IN tlu - DO un duty consult I'd
hclott u,ctr.5 and Rod n. 'n,rrous medicines md
sNonlIei currd, but rapidly grow worse, aud was in
gd cuudn u eve way when lpug.timo valued friend
~ mine, prominent ~ this city N arg, express com
uauy. rgcd ne to rs HINTS Remedy. AZ he h,l known
vi DUtuIlu clce elected by 1t. UpJn Ina rrprcscnta
ton uhtnHD two bottles Ut tht Rimoiy aud com
mcnccd taking 1t MS dguct d. and Greiy to my s1rpr 81
IN lr, than tHcntyOlr hours commenced TO feel 70.
lic,cd. ! was IN M awful condition when began 10
take the Remedy, aud Ind ioh IL therefore, whom
iruul almost Immediate relief even in ona days uss
VI II, my heat Nasmldo glad and n ssire you C m
tuucd TO tlkc thl Remedy and to improve constantly
sou day to dy. ltoOk il with nv trip 70 Maino
for was Nunnl to have it with all the time and the
suit III improved speedily all the tna I~ns away:
sniG,el ace Ey arrival home, which Has soyeal weeks
O., hNH huenond duty every day. feel fr,trate and
ho swelling of hand feet and legs hayo disappeared.
.ni tile torh backacho which used to bother me mora
th all tho rest, troubles mo more, and | siooy
sprudiy Ihia, and surely have very excellent and
orche reasons lorsro king in praise o, Hunts Remedy
for 1t has made new mal uf me- | don't know VIII Il
should hayN done without Hunts Remedy; il ~ the
best mo icue that eyer took and yer, gladly rnron.
mend It tn MI who afflicted with Kidney or Liver
diBca1r, Diseases ot tbs Urinary organs.
"ftcsprctfnly Isaac W EAfIpnoInEp."
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
Church Anecdotes.

some people JOIN the minister instead
I" Joining the church. When they dls
cover a stranger III their myori'rs pnl
~, they sometimes rise up aud 60 ont.
Tho old.flshioncd Mctholi,ts used ia
say that such itincrant worshipcrs had
"hccl religion" only.
a few years ago, IN n stranger rose in
one OF our city pnlpits TO begin tho ser
wee, several of the congregation began
to leave the church.
lie was n nme man, and the pulpit
wns located near the doors.
Wait moment, my friends" said
the preacher, "till get my hat, and I'll
go with you"
Down he came, limping, hat in hand,
and left the church.
This abrupt closing OF tho services
taught the people TINT there was Mt lcost
one minister who would not he treated
with contempt.
On certain occasion, the eloquent
DIR. Il. II. Chaplin, being sick, was com.
PEELED TO ask n friend to preach for him.
As the stranger rose 10 announce the
opening hymn, II score ofpersons rose to
60 out.
This Clergyman also was equal to such
IN emergency.
u All" he said, "who came horo to
worship DIR. Chaplin will please leave
now; hnt those who came to worship
God will sing the forty.third hymn
Tint stopped the exodus.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
An AcCura'r l'ime.pjrcr.

" = While on the subject OF
Naltlam Watches we may mention
That we have &c letter from the
commander OF the G9r4on C0IirtCas.
tIe mo OF steam Packets, who wa.
fortunate enough to save life at $ a.
ana Who Ior his gallant conduct was
rlaylt'd in 5 ptcmbcr lat with a
Gold kcylcSs Waltham Watch Nv Tie
lrc'ilcnt Of the United States, ON b..
haltOIt the London Local Marine Hoard
lettering to this Presentation Watch.
he says: "When | lett London sthe
watch was six seconds fast. and on nv
arrival at Singapore it wa, only three
seconds slow, II most extraordinary
performance for watch, a. carried
II on my person the whole time. I
compared it every day with nv
chronometcrs on the passage out and
II seldom or ever differed one second
iioM th'm ; in fact, | found it almost
II not as god as my chronomct ,rs
W'Ilcil Is a great deal to say for =
watch 'arliel about and subject ia nil
klndS OF nIts.'-Lom3oa, Etq,arT
He Matchmaker. Je,celc, q1d Sirer
smith, Fe'rVoJYj, 1853.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
A BIT or A REVERE.
The Old Home Ainr Whit It Used to be.

What Western man is there who, after
u stay in the now Wort often or n dozen
years, did not 80 back 10 his old home
in New York or New EtHl1nd with greet
aqtiripaiiDn, Of plcusITci r. dreamed
OF il lor month, before starting, and he
nude careful Preparations 10 make the
STAY m "flIc old place long one. He
called 10 mind The inns and Toms and
sin-ics md Nnrys Of his boyhool, md
thought how delightful il would bc 10
meet them. H. remembered SlOmi's
pond, where h. fshcd when 10y, the
nil On the creek from the pond Of
which lac hnd pulled 80 many b'lll-heads,
the hill which every winter Of his boy.
hood had bccnlis resort with his sled,
the red schoOlhOu-c: every orchard mud
watermelon patch he hud robbed came
freely before him. His blood coilrsed
quicker aa the train moved into fine St
ton md hc was IN tho seventh heaven ol
expected pleasure by the time llr h'd
got 10 his mothers house.
disappointment ri Il most ,!rlriIus
kind followed. One jim wnr III Wis.
cousin. another was IN the graveyard
The VILLAGE itself had chnngcd 30 tlrt
be could not recognize IT, Tho O.d
Eagle Tnyoln was gone, and ~ ~ place
was the Union Hotel. Poke store
with the village doctor and justice ct the
peace sitting in front, was not th1e, bat
IN IL stead a huge block OF brick hIuld.
inas. The railroad had given tho vie
lngr . start, aud il was about the same
~ the one he had lett in the West The
woods had nj been cui of the bill, and
Sloan's pond in consequence had dr!rd
mn. the mill had been torn down long
nqo, and the very l!yer had skunk. pos
sibly il was 90 large rs eyer, but mems
ewes were different from hOys eyes.
Round hill wasn't exactly ths shape u
u sugar loaf, ns he had always had il in
his mind, and the laughing, rompiug,
rcd.chceked Susics and Nlmys Of hi
boyhool lac iomd st,il, sober. WON
mntrous. with other Susiss and Mary, Ia
care for. And when Tom came to him
hc found him not II roSy.chcckCd boy
with lis trousers hanging by ono sus.
pcudr but tall, bearded man who had
but minute to give lin. jim, 'ho
most promising boy Of the village school
and the prize scholar in the Sabbath
school, who was intended for the minis.
Try, he found blcnr.cycd loafcr, hang
ing about the gin mills, and Sam, The
s,upidost boy in the school, was The
principal lawyer in the county, aud was
being talked Of for Congress-. And to
add 10 his trouble, The dishes cooked by
his mother, Of which lie had been so
fond when boy, tustcd entirely differ
mi, and 80 Ia told the old lady, and she
replied with sigh:
II cook il Just TX used to, but yol
must remember there i. difference h..
tween boy OF fourteen, who Gun relish
ANYTHING, aud uon Of thirty. You
have changed-not !. -
Aud 10 instead If making long stay
lac found the place mcnduynblc, ulo
packed his vni4r and went home nj tic
oud Of the third day. 71iedO Htade.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
IIJITERACY IN THIS COUNTRY.
An Interesting Address by tho Hon. John
Eaton.

The Hon. John Eaton, United States
Commissioner Of Emigration, in lecture
Oh "llliteracy, as Shown by the Census
81 1880, said that according to the last
census there were in the United States
over 100000 colorcd persons, over
2,2OO,OO native whites, aud over 7OO,-
OD0 foreign born whites over ten years
old WHO could not write.
Although this was relatively an nd
vance Of three per cent over 1870 in the
number who could write it WAS an in
crease Of jSl 900 in the number who
could not write.
The lecturers first proposition was
that greater activity was needed on the
part Of all the agencies that promote
education. Greater actiyity was needed
i'll the family, for there was n large in
crease'in the number Of neglected chill
tlrcu. In the church there should be
more activity The SIbb0th-schools had
only about G,2j0,000 children. II they
held only the youth Of the land they
should have from l6,0D0.O0O to 10000
600. The churches would rcqnire q &c.,
900 additional sitIings 10 accommodate
the population, aud to give one religious
paper 60 each fmily would take circu-
htion 81 10000, 800 copies. II was ub-
-rd 10 ask the church to cope with the
iiIitrracy Of the country There were
Otl' J. 10000 children who did not IT.
tend 'ha pubiir schools. Allowing 700,-
900 u- attendants 1T private schools there
wcu j,ulj,OOj ont Of school. 10 pro-
vide -ii,inm for ia would require
$lOo0JU,0y0 Thirty thousand addi-
toiol teachers would hc needed, costing
Sl0,OU1,u0t, 80 that for tn first year
Sll0,0O1,OOD would have to he spent.
The average aLscntc,s from school in
our ciGc, wps nearly twJ-tiifhs Of the
choul population, but the ahseutees
were mainly concentrated in the South
cm States.
IL the South there were 400, 900
white aud coyrcd PERSONS over tcu years
Old who could not write. Should We p,k
the cNmrchca to educate them? The
churches We're constantly appealing to
ug for aid for themselves Shonld we
ask the States! The Sgte5 we've im-
puN' ri-hcd and loaded with taxes.
Mr. Eaton gave mlss OF Interesting
lignr 5, from which hc reached the con-
cltuslUn that ii the il,tertcs were pll
taught 10 read and write the value Of
their labor would be- SO increased that an
Increment Of wealth amounting TO &iSS,-
~, G1O year would BE- added ~ the
whole country. There were, he coutiu.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
The Soldier Discharged.


a Western Conyrc. IA m tells the FOL.
lowing mecdotc concerning Secretary
Lincoln 10 u correspondent Of the Cleye-
bud LeWicr:
"a boy in my district hal enlisted in
the Regular Amy and wanted dis
charge. The circunstanr, Of his en-
listmcnt were peculiar. IL had been
going to school at Delaware College, in
Ohio, and had received II note from home
that hia father hua failed, aud that no
must come home as best he could, and
nj once. lIc was out Of money. His
family could send hin none. He knew
the family had nothing ut home, and
starvation aud trouble were staring him
III the face. he started 10 walk homo,
but ~ he got near Columbus a recruit
lug officer met him, and in fit OF de-
spair he enlisted. He was sent West at
once, and hadbccn in the hrmyuow three
years, and hi5 conduct had been 50 favor
able that he was now granted u forty
days furlOugh told the story To the
War Secretary He snid: i would like
10 discharge him, and / will if ] can, but
i don't think there is amy hope. Dcscr-
lions are 50 Dumrrlus that W. cannot
grant any more discharge, it is agains.
the principles OF the department.
81 then reminded him that these lie.
sertions were ktBci, dNc 70 the insults
which the West Point graduates delight
ed III putting on the soldiers, and that
their insulting manner was such that
few Americans would stmod it. Most Of
the common soldiers arrtmcigarrs.
But, said he, i can't help that. I
have nothing TO do with West Point.
Eyes, replied |, hut this man Won,
can discharge lie has done his duty
for three wears. \ high,trung, sensitive.
cultured Young man, h. has horne the
Guns and abuse aud has acted 80 well
under them that hc is granted although
Tor good conduct You want to keep
hllh ia the army you can du so. He will
stunt II Oh die lie /, too honorable 10
desert and how'll GO hacI, To- suffer and
H. WORK
"lhe S,c,,uY loohcd mp and said
unphdlraiiN, 'Nu. viii dachaf., him,
md hr did When he made the r,mmk
lac hooked i,hc hi, father, and the act ~
minded mc oi old Abe.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
Tie Ostrich Kick.

From an article on Farming tor
Feathers" in the January Century we
clip the following:
when farmer gees into asavagc birds
camp he takes with him thorn pole,
with branch or two Of the thorny bush
left on the end This Is called "tuck,
and when the tuck is applied to the o.
trich's head or neck (his tender points,
he is almost invariably sublued, and,
after one on two efforts to escape, bolts
iurionsly of TO the other side OF the
camp. where he races up and down to
vent Ills bafllcd rage. II, however, the
bird gets near enough 10 his opponent to
give fhc so.called kick, he lifts his bony
lee MS hiqh as his body and throws 1t for.
ward with demoniac grotesqueness, and
brings il down with terrible force. His
object is to rip the enemy down with his
dangerous claw, but in most cases IT Is
the lint bottom Of his loot which strikes,
aud The kick Is dangerous ls much nom
it, sheer power ~ from It's lacelHting eli
fects. Hiss movement Of terrible We.
betty aud power, ut all events Several
instances may De mentioned Of hed-boys
bcilIe thus either wounded, manned, or
Killed outright. one case occurred nom
Glnaji R-iuct, IN which 4 horse had lis
back broken by . single blow. IN this
case the bird hsd oilcl,Ol,d to kiii the
rider, hut missed him and struck The
buI-".
Many pal7oaa have been set upon ny
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
In Il Worse FIX.

Old General Stnplukc, n wcll-kuown
gentleman OF ArkonsNw, approached the
Supreme Justice thcothcr dav, and. ALTON
S"l9tIhs the Judge III his military way,
said: wv"
Judge, am grcatly in ncod of money,
My health is very bnd aud am unable
to work. In fact, l don't think am 90.
ing to live very long. Now, I want you
to lend me a thousand dollars for ySor
[ do not desire to give security, MS want
tins to he transaction between two
friends. " WV
The Judge reflected for a moment and
said; "lou say, General, You want Tho
money for II year? Suppose you wcro
to die before the money is refunded,
what would become Of mc?"
THAT is not the question, my dear
Judge. What would become of me is tho
question. Ii | die before the money il
repaid I'll be in worse fix than YOU, and
you will have no cause for complaint"
That's fact" replied the JUDGE.
'Hcro's check for the money.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
Prot. Langlcy's discovery Of queer

Prot. Langloy's discovery of queen
spot of light on the disk OF Venus dur.
ing the recent transit has excited good
deal OF interest. The discoverer saws he
is unable to account for it, though he is
convinced 1t was some phenomenon con.
nected with the surface or the atmos.
phere Of the planet, and not an optical
illusion Of any kind. Two other obsery.
ers at Pittsburgh saw the light, and their
descriptions Of it accord closely with
Prot. Langley's account This discovery,
following that made not long ago Of a
curious network of lines on Mars, which
some have imagined might be a system
Oh huge conals, will probably lead TO
more careful telescope study of the
W, VARIOUS members of the solar system
Inc improvements recently made IN
spectrosscopic appliances and the t,ent
SIZE 1 AND power If some Of the telesenpes
which haNo lately been constructed op
are IN course of construction renJar =
probable TINT within few wears = araa =.
advance will DO made in our Lno,yiHn .Sa'
OF the physical condition Of some tT II"
nearer Of the other worlds belonging t ~
Our system, t''I' "
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
The Washington Monument.

The annual report Of Lieut.. Col
Thomas l.. Casey, Corps Of Engineers
United States Army, engineer in chnrg,
OF the Washington Monument, whicl
was submitted to Congress, shows TIM,
tho height Of the shaft il now $40 feet
an increase during The year of 30 feet
Tie says thnt If the marble can he oh.
TIMED from this time forward with IN.
same rapidity az during the past season
the walls and roof Of the shaft can he
completed possibly by July ], 1884, and
certainly by the close Of the working sea.
son OF 1884. Since the completion Of the
foundation in 1880 the total load added
70 the then existing structure has been
2s,D5 tons, and the settlement of the
shaft due to this load has been ON an
average about II inches for the structure
The total pressure now borne by tbe hn1
Of foundation is 74,S7l tons or oh WS
92-lo0 OF the total pressure to be finally
placed upon it. The amount expended
on the monument during the past vear
was SLIT 80, leaving q balance aya;l'
able OF 1872, 4lL37. estimate Of so5o
600 is submitted for continuing the work
Of the monument for tho year ending
June 30, 1884, which it is expected VII
complete the shaft and pyramidion, and
also the interior staircase and elevator.
The report is accompanied by letter
from the joint Commission recommend.
ing an appropriation. by the present Con.
g1ess of the amount estimated as neces.
sary to complete the monument to its
'ull height Of 555 feet, "'''''
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
Trnin Wr,rhIhg as Capital Crime.

On ihc subject Of crimes some rcg,i
IS rAm,,ed hy Gvv. Butler Of ATr,nchn-
aril~, IN ho iuau+moI m'ssng At the
pacing Of many petty misd'ImcuIors
uld.r the head 81 clim", aud Furnishing
them - such, but iu reference to train
Nrcckmg tie tio'oi'ur has no mercy.
lie saSs.-" There Is one crime. how
cNcr, which Indicates such deprNity Of
hn,t, such disregard ol life, such malice
toward all mankind, 'hmi the doing ol it
ahould be visited with the swiitcst aud
most condig punishment. recommend
IN net in substance providing that
whoever willhllly and deliberately docs
an net with intent to deiail mo,mp
train, propelled by steam on amy rail
road, slall upon conviction thereof anh,r
death. Such II man is m his heart II
thousand times, il may hc, II mWlcp, 81
Innocent men, women md children, Who
have done him and can do him no harm.
II by accident he fails IN lis uclmiou,
purpose To accomplish which hc hut ,uur
MI he can do, then escape Is IN the
providence ~ God, and NJ merit "a .u,. Do
He n,Ni refers to dciaIrntuns. gnmhup
and tina, oilcnse at common Law which s
larcly gambling 10y "s,!l-
mG shori on ON mulriu. winch now
affects the community itself. Iir think,
thu, these, though difficult To- rcach hy
Legislation. can he to mn rNtcht regulated
thereby aud recommends action in lhu
matter.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
ad,ynrtisino Chents!l


an has become SO common TO write Tie
beginning Of IN article in IN elegant IN e.
Then run it into some advertisement
that wo avoid all such, .,....,.......,..
"And simply call attention 70 ne , lneFl,'
of Hon Bitters in as plain, hcAert te1mh a.
possible,
"To give them one trial which so prove
their value that they will never uso hliyul'nG
else" ,.
"TuE REMEDY so fayorably noticed III AT
the papers,
"Haying n large sale, and is supllnntiia
all other medicines. .,-....,.....s a..
Hon plaut, and the proprietors of Hop B.t-
tiers have shown geat shieHdne5s
sand ability
"ln compounding medicine whose ittles
are SO papable TO every one : observation.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
Tic Conn.cl OF tie Rncc.

lowe,u di"C'o ma boaiih Is ellen briti and Lt,l
l. 1. lc'c. to b. p:or'dad with ct cap AID simpl.
trn'dUa ipr 'lch common d oc'ers a. 1ou he
,olls, etc lnUu TO run tic NIX q contTsciil 2 .
'a' di",fc tfcnrh neglect pr. Vim Hal
H. tm Is ~ aLd safe lcu cdy 'ut Az d seEes
the uI - sud cto,. riaken IN fegfei II is ce,,si
10 cue nd mas save You iIfG tha; rcrIibe
cas- touspnlrilon. l. La bten known and u o.
lor m'ny yeAIb in AmercI AMI It isnl * .rerstio
70 FAY nat II Va NE best iemedy in the world fol
nc Lung, and take no o.htr. Sold by III Din.
li-tS' 80 '"'
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
rysM.Y's peptonizsd beef tonic tbs n,

hFSsMANs peptonzed beef tonic, the on
iy preparation otbeef cont aiming its entire ma.
t,ftiowpropertie,. II contains blood making,
foroe.geuersting and life.sussaining proper
ties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia,
nervous prostratlon, and all forms OF general
debility also, IN ali enfeebed conditions,
whether the result Of exhaustion, nervous
prostration, over'work or acute disease, par
t'eulariy i resulting from pulmonary com
paints, Caswei!, Hazard ( Co., proprietors,
New York. Sold by druggists.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
A GOOD story is told Of one Of our

A GOOD story is told OF one OF our
former citizens. A book agent got hold
Of lin once and offered him q book
with Zone hundred plates" for three
dollars. He thought the matter over,
remembered that his father kept res
taurant, concluded that it was eheap
enough and accepted the offer. In due
time the book was brought, when he in
nujred, "Where are the plates2' He
Iag shown the beautiful engravings,
when he replied, as that what you
mean? | thought twas crockery."-
pr0cidcace journal. fla~..
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02

IN town not many miles from Bos-
ION, man stepped into neighbor's
house where he saw the head OF the fam
lily lying upon his back on the floor, am,
his wife standing overhim, as he thought,
with a threatening air, He was about to
withdraw when the PROSTATE man
shouted. Come along in, Steve; she is
only chalking me out pair Of pants. "
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-05-02
por,rA vouna lady of Oakland,

BnEAp.-A young lady Of Oakland,
Cal. married brakeman in plque, ana
then returned to her family and kept the
wedding secret When it was discovered
she selt for her husband and expressed
her desire TO live with lin. He agreed
to this on the condition that at the end
Of six months she could bake loaf OF
bread that would meet with the approval
OF his friends, hut it is hoped that he
may be induced to receive her, bread or
no bread,