The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-10-12

on tho gla6s OF the lanterns, as has been
demonstrated. The reilling Of the buoy ut
certain intervals is performed by q tender
and requires but few minutes time. It
HOLDER shioh Contains ms sGs gas o% sSss
to ten atmospheres, by means Of flexible
tube into the buoy to Q pressure Of six at
mospheres. %
Interesting Miscellaneous Items.
The reason advanced by Henry L.
Taylor, of Belair, Nd, for asking for q
divorce is that his wife will not let him
read the Bible. H.,
The wife of an Ottawa, Ont, man did
not get handkerchief for him SO
promptly as he wished, and he dubbed
her to death.
The Texas wire fence cutters kill as
we'll as destroy. Mr.. Wise, one of the
most prominent land owners and stock
laisers in the vicinity of Benham was re-
Gently lynched by the desperadoes.
As an evidence Of the lightning speed
of Florida railways, the fact that the
Fernandina & Jacksonville Road ran
over a catamount is pointed to with
pride.
The profile of the Old Man of the
! Mountains, in the White mountains, is
to be rivaled by rock of Cohasset which
gives an outline of the features of Daniel
Webster.
Ella Hill, fourteen years old, OF Sey-
mour, Ind, killed herself because her
mother made her wear an old dress.
A well-to-do man of Clasion, Iowa,
sent the remains of his wife to Illinois
to be buried, in a trunk, to save express
charges. To get the body in the trunk,
the body was unjointed at the hips and
knees.
A few nights ago an engineer of the
Western & Atlantic Railroad, in Geor-
sia, while overlooking the machinery
Of his engine preparatory to starting out
on his run, discovered small white boy
asleep on the cross. piece under the en-
CINE pilot. The lad was hauled out Just
before the train started.
The Worcester, Mass, town records
show that, in 1910, a six-year.old-boy
had his ear bitten offby horse, and the
selectmen drew up certificate showing
the manner of the injury and recorded
it on the town books, SO that the loss
should not be preiudicial to the boy
when he grew up.
A" Drink Map" of Oxford, England,
has just beenissued from which itappears
that the inhabita nts of that classic town
must dr. ink fully as much as they study.
Oxford has population of only IS, 900,
and yet there are in it3l9 places licensed
to sell liquor. They are all we'll patron.
lied, and intemperance is very com.
mon.
John Travis and family, of Phoebe,
New, having been invited by his broth
er-in-law, A. j. Blair, to dine with them,
declined giving as their reason that his
family was 80 large it would inconven-
fence Mrs. Blair. Mr.. Blair took this re-
fusal as an Insult, and drew his pistol
and shot Travis, the ball grazing his left
side and entering an awning post. Tray.
is then jumped on Blair and took the
pistol away from him.
In Wadsworth, New, a stranger
walked up to the bar after buying and
drinking glass of whisky, offered to
drink all that any one would pay for.
Some of the bystanders. being desirious
of testing the fellows capacity, put up
until he had swallowed eleven glasses,
which threw him into a stupor from
which it was impossible to revive him,
and in six hours he ceased to breathe.
Judge Hare, of Philadelphia, was ap-
pealed to by Mrs. William McQuillan,
the mother Of three little children, to
liberate her husband, who had oeen
sentenced to one years imprisonment
for assault. Calling the woman behind
the bar the Judge said: "On second
thoughts, 1 have concluded to give your
husband ono more chance. I will re-
duce his sentence one-half-that is, to
six months-and while you are waiting
for him to come out perhaps you and
your little children may find this OF
some nse:" AS he finished he drew a
fat roll of greenbacks from his pocket,
thrust it into the woman's hand, and,
with quiet "good day." fastened into
his private room.
James M. Tooker, of Darian, Conn.,,
owned goat. On Thursday of last week
the goat died, and on Friday morning
the carcass was found hanging in the
window of Waterbury's market labeled
",venlson." The butcher was highly in.
dIgnant, of course, and SO was Druggist
| Hoyt when, On Sunday morning, he
found the body curled up on the lounge
in the rear of his store. On Saturday
morning the goat was found in the
BARRIERS chair, evidently waiting for q
| shave or hair cut.
E. j. Smith, of Tucson, A. T., has four
gold fish hooks that he unearthed in the
South American placers. He was min.
ing in river bed near the CITY of Cali
in the State of Cauca, United States Of
Colombia, in 1866, when he pulled up
small tree by the roots, and there in the
sand lay dozen regularly shaped gold
fish hooks OF the ordinary size. They
are not bent in the Limerick fashion.
Without doubt they are the work of pre-.
historic Indians. When Mr.. Smith re.
turned to San Francisco he gave some
away, lost others, and now has only four
left. He has been repeatedly asked to
put his price on these, but refused to do
SO. The other day he refused an offer
of $50 for one.
/ George F. Barstow, of San Francisco,
who left an estate valued at $50, 600
gave these iDjunctionsin his will: "Hav.
ing observed that ostentation and ex-
pensive funerals are injurious to the
people, after absorbing money which
poverty cannot we'll spare to vanity and
pride, therefore by want of example,
for which beg pardon of the underta-
kers, let my coffin be plain redwood
box, put together with common nails or
screws without paint or varnish, with |
plain iron handles and all else about the |
funeral to correspond with this plain
ness. Let there be cheap shroud and |
no flowers. What is dead man but a |
handful of dirt? Instead of hearse I |
may Just as we'll ha carried to the grave