Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-10-04
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carrot vegetable, soup.
Where do all the II 90. 90 To- Z; =
an exchange. They have hccn u'mr,.lr:
at our house this month.
An Albany girl has three ton urs.
She is young yet and has future be-
fore her.
"If you don't give me penny" said
q young hopeful to his mamma, Il
know boy that's got the measles, and
I'll 60 and catch 'em."
The man who uses profane language
may have considerable dash about him,
but he is running risk of going where
they have altogether too much colon.
In social game of cards it is esti-
mated that woman asks "what trump
is it?h seventeen times a minute: but
then she doesn't begrudge the effort it
costs her.
Thousands of men have commenced
at the bottom of the ladder and stayed
there. Others have carried bricks and
mortar and reached the top by honest
industry.
DIR. Mary Walker is in hot water
again. A Young chap in Washington
whose shoulder he had jocularly clap
ped in crowd caied her "Hey, Du-
dee," and So she kicked his shins.
The tailors of America will meet in
convention at Philadelphia next month.
We presume they will meet to discuss
mo r1,iUo Ioyc-
nal.
you've got new hat. / sce." said
one man to another who was noted for
his love of the flowing bowl. Yes
hic-got new-hic-hat; but it's got
the-hic- same old brick in it,"
Lovers ought 10 move 10 Havre--Gou-
Verneur HeraLd But ii her Marseiles
in and says heis Tolousr. What then?
-Winnipcg Sitings. Why, then the
Paris probably separated.
Out West, the cellar is the place to 60
to in time of cyclone and when man
has barrel of cider in the cellar, it's
surprising how many times II day he
thinks there's Il cyclone coming along.
-BoSton Post.
When an Arkansas man let it be
known that he WAS going over to the
corners to slay II man VINO had sold him
a spawned mule tour of his neighbors
went along to see the killing and have
a chance TO draw pay as witnesses.
Here is gem alleged to have been
found in the letter of ayoung lover:-
dearest love, l have swallowed the
postage stamp which was on your letter
because know that your lips had touch
ed it.
A reporter who had Just done his
first boat race was rpbuked by the city
editor for not mentioning anywhere
that the oarsmen took water, and re-
piled that none of them took water
They all took gin.-BOstom Transcript.
A little girl in Hartford Sunday
school, unused to diplomatic ways,
sidled up to her teacher and, naively rs
could be, said: Mother wanted me to
find out in Il roundabout way whether
you are Mrs. Or Miss"
The prevalence of suicide among far
mers has never had its cause explained.
May not the strain on the mind while
acting as judges at County Fairs have
something to do with it?- Kansas city
Journal.
Little Johnny says that all men do
not belong TO the animal kingdom. For
instance there is circus proprietor He
doesn belong to the animal kingdom,
but the animal kingdom belongs to him.
-Bo>tom transcript.
''roo bad! only one instead of two
weeks vacation this summer! grumbled
Racket, throwing himself back in the
hammock. Never mind, DEAR" re-
piled the consoling Mrs. R.; ''you know
half loaf is better than none"
The lightning struck a man out in
Ohio, and when the news was broken
to his wife she asked in sad but sur
prised tone of voice "Is he dead?"
"Yes.'" was the reply. "Poor JOHN:
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