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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
Victoria and Mrs. Lowell.

A pleasant story illustrating Queen
Victoria's kindness and consideration is
told in a London paper. Mrs. Lowell,
the wife OF the American minister, is
in very delicate health, and was not
able to 60 to court last season. This
year, however, she resolved to run the
risk of attending the first drawing room.
but was obliged to apply for uispensa.
ton in some small matter of costume,
These questions are always brought I'M
der the queens own immediate notice
and in this case her Majesty, besides as
senting. to Mrs. Lowe[ls request, sent
her private message that she was on no
account to come to the drawing-room
unless she received the permission of
her medical advisers; and that if they
could sanction her attendance at the pal.
ace, her majesty would have much
pleasure in paying her visit at the le-
cation,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

moment. his eyes alled With tears, which
his HAMA sn Rsss s6s a ssia sna
F. II en- very '7 sorry for you, dear !;
he gave her grateful look, and then
chung nervously to her hand as the pain
full operation upon his arm began, his
mother being too much affected to stay
near him during it; aud she cheered and
soothed him til it was through with, re-
manning with him until he fell into an
uneasy stupor, still holding her hand.
Frank awoke from that stupor tossing
in delirium from inflammatory action OF
the sensitive brain, and for two weeks
mischievous Frank was very i'll. Every
moment of time that Miss Stevens could
spare from her duties as teachor was
spent with him, and no other hand could
nents as his faithful teacher. In these
moments he was continually lamenting
| something he had done, and telling how
sorry he was.
The crisis passed, and he lay pale and
helpless for days; watching Miss Stevens
| intently as she moved about caring for
him, till his eyes would fill with tears,
and he would put up his hand and hide
them; and one day Miss Stevens stood
beside him when this happened, and
| she laid her hand upon his, and said:
"What is it, Frank? Please tell me-"
Ell am so sorry" he sobbed, as the
tears fell fast over his wan cheeks.
She soothed him, and said:
"Yes, yes, dear Frank, know you
are, and you must not worry any more
"But, do you know about it? It might
have killed you!' he sobbed convulsive-
KILLED me? Oh, no, Frank"
"But the doctor said it might of killed
me, and you would have fallen heavier"
he moaned.
Alittle light dawned upon the teachers
mind as she said:
"Why, what do you mean, Frank"
"E1 put it there to trip you up, tn
day the boys laughed at me 80, but, oh,
am so sorryw he moaned again.
She soothed him, and assured him of
her forgiveness, and grief at his misfor-
tune.
Frank arose from that illness a new
creature. for. although the natural viva
| city of his Temperament asserted itself
with returning vigor, it found vent in
harmless mirth, never INDUCED at the
expense of another; and he became, I'M
der the guidance of his own exertions,
the most loveable pupil, instead of the
worst boy, and t.le tyrant of the school,
as he had formerly been considered.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18


sissst sfiiit - Wan S@ ts AL .aosS siosss Il
Tske from the sands . 80 den grain I
A,thdpslnd tmss will ft shine. sgain.
i Rot1 tints will IL live IA thy. menory-ha
The grain will the b6uhdies sea recall.
Il 30 little delight can bring,
Is mans love but perishinst !.
n.
Take from bam-white waves shell:
Write therein . song Of life;
Of mans bravery in the strife; =
Womans trust-engravei It we'll,
Cast it on the spray dashed beach:
Sea will speed 1t, yond thy reach;
But list at eve-the sounding waves
Will echo, softly, from their caves
This sweet song-believe II, then
True are women; true are men,"
Mary Aristine Peck in the Utica Observer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
End of the New York Season.

GhSA VI LILO NC" AO1h oCdSOu.
New York Special.
The theatrical season is at an end.
The actors are coming to town. Union
Square will soon be thronged with the
heroes of the stage. The failures of the
season have been numerous, fully one
half of the PIG combinations that started
out in September having joined the ma
jority. Some of them possessed merit,
some did not. The most successful COM
bination this season was that playing
the "Romany Rye" This melodrama
was played to larger busi less than any
other play ever producei. On May ~,
the close OF the season, the "Romany
Rye" will have been presented for
thirty-one weeks to audiences which
paid in the aggregate $2Ul ,297, an un.
precedented amount-about $500 a
week. Although the salary list and ex-
penses of the "Romany Rye" were great
the managers must have realized large
amount of money. The Madison Square
theater management huve not yet made
up their books for the season, but their
travelling companies, twelve i'll number,
all did well. Miss Mary Anderson met
with great success, and has added over
100000 to her already snug fortune.
She will appear in England in a few
months.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18


lowed only under the protest Of the
sfanees, sand the digestive organs would
soon find means to eject it. The bron-
chlal tubes promptly react against tn 9
iobtrusion of the foreign substances. The
sting OF an insect causes an involuntary
twitching Of the epidermis. If a thorn
or splinter fastens itself under the skin,
suppuration prepares the way for its re-
with food, it revolts against further di-
gestioD. -. .a ....,.
These automatic agencies of the or
ganism generally suffice to counterfeit
the disturbing cause, and the sensory
symptoms attending the process of re-
construction constitute merely plea for
non-interferenco. The suppurating It's.
sues push the thorn outward, and resent
only pressure in the opposite direc-
ton. The eye volunteers to rid itself of
the sand dust, but demonstrates against
friction. The rum-soaked system Of the
topper undertakes to eliminate the poi
son, and only asks that the consequences
of the outrage be not aggravated by it's
repetition. But if that plea remains I'M
needed, it finally takes the form of the
emphatic protest we call disease. For,
evenin its urgent manifestations. the re-
action against a violation of Natures
health is a cry for peace, rather than pc
tition for active assistance in the form Of
medication. "Accustom yourself in all
your little pains and aches," says Jen-
nings, ''and also in your grave and more
distressing affections, to regard the
| movement concerned in them in q friend
ly aspect-designed for and tending to
| the removal of difficulty of whose
existence you were before unaware, and
which, il suffered to remain and accu-
mulate, might prove the destruction Of
the house you live inland that, instead
of its needing to be cured it is itself 9
curative operation; and that what should
toms which, in fact, are made for the
express purpose of removing the rea1
disorder or difficulty [From ''The
Remedies of Nature," by DR.. Felix L
Oswald, in Popular Science Monthly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
-"GLUED FOR LIFE"
The Man Who Wanted His Wife
Completely Stopped from Flirting

The Man Who Wanted His Wife
Completely Stopped from Flirting
A couple from away down in the hills
came to town to get married. The
groom, apparently about thirty years Of
age, wore clay-colored suit orleans and
black.snake whip. The bride, who was
scarcely more than twenty, was indeed
blooming beauty. Making their way
to a justice of the peace and taking Ii.
cense out of his pocket, the love.strick.
en- man asked:
sBe you the squirrel"
II be-" said the Squire "What is it
you wish?"
"Have you the power to marry people
and hitch 'em solid?"
eyes, sir"
$50 it can never be undone?"
eyes, sir"
"Fire ahead, Squire"
The Squire proceeded to business, and
when he got as far as the question to the
girl, EDO YOU take this man to be your
lawful and welded husband?" the groom
heightened the ceremony by the follow.
additional questions to her, for he want
ed to be "hitched tighter nor wax"
"And you won't have nothing more to
do with Bill Sykes?"
"No."
"Nur Sam Hill?"
"No."
"Nur Pete Jones2"
"No."
"see here, Sally, don't look down on
the floor that way; that means you don't
know whether you will or not. Look
squar in my face, Sally"
Then Sally looked "squar" in his face
and b. continued:
''Nur Jack Powers?"
"No."
Here the 'sqnire interrupted and
said:
81 don't think it necessary to pin the
young lady down so closely. She prom
Used me TO be your true and lawful wife,
and that's enough"
esquire you don't know that girl like
do. She's a coquet. She flirts with
everv fellow who gets struck after her.
and there is dozen of 'em. Now I
want that business stopped, and want
it done here by law"
$50 be it," said the Squire; "Sarah
Peters is welded to you for life and no
power on earth can take her from you"
''Thats the talk! Come on, Sally;
you're mine. We're glued for life! Oh
wait till l pay the squire"
He paid the squire $1-all he had
and left for his country wagon happier
than he'll ever be again.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
Oil Cake Meal For Horses.

But very few know anything of the
value of oil cake meal for horses. Its
use in fitting fine bred cattle has long
been common and its value fully ap-
preciated. The same can be said of
swine, for no food will cause a pig to
gain and put him in show condition
so speedily as oil cake meal, giving him
glossiness of coat not obtainable so
we'll in any other way. What oil cake
will do for cattle and pigs it will do
equally for horses. n horse appearing
to be bound up, as this term is under
stood in the stable, can, by the use of
this feed. be relieved Of this condition
as promptly as by turning out to grass,
involving none of the contingencies
which attend the latter, the full strength
and vigor being maintained in the mean
time. Nothing so quickly improves the
coat of horse as the use of little oil
cake incorporated with feed, while turn
ing out to grass in sun and rain fades
and roughens the hair in a weeks time.
lin addition to this, oil cake loosens the
bowels, the degree to which this is done
being entirely under control, while the
effect from a run on grass is entirely a
matter of chance.-Live Stock Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Inc culture OF Beauty.
The lady of forty, who uses Glenn's Sui
phur Soap, the great skin beautifer, drops at
least ten years of herage Unlike the danger
Gus cosmetics which obstruct the pores, it is
entirely harmless. See that &c. N. Critten-
ton, Proprietor" 1s printed on each packet,
without which none is genuine. Sold by
druggists and fancy goods dealers.
Hills Hair ana Whisker Dye, black or
brown, fifty cents.
Fire in dry time is not more dangerous than
q consumptive cough. Arrest it With Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar. Sold by
druggists.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute
From DR.. c. c. Clark, Oswego, N. Y. II
have made sufficient experiments of Colden's
Liquid Beef Tonic 10 enable me to say it is by
far the best of all the preparations of the kind
food and tonic) that have ever used. To the
sufferer from chronic diseases, or the conval-
escent tits invaluable, being both nocrishing
and strengthening" Remember The name,
Co]den's-take no other.) Ofdruggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

A lady Srites "Painful menstruation was
the bane ofmy life. Threaded those feelings
of bearing down and that pain in the side and
Grysott's Yellow Dock and arsaparilla. It
goes right to the spot, gives me strength and
frees me from all pain. think it is worth its
vuoioht in oo11 u
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
HOW 10 Shorten 1dee.

Fhs 7 vepn ea %apsd n Ysa ays only ags
nethy the great English surgeon, asked a lady
who told him she only had a cough: "What
would you have? The PLAGUED" Beware of
'only coughs" The worst cases can, how
ever, be cured by DR.. William Halls Balsam
for the lungs. In whooping Cough and
Group Immediately allays irritation, and is
sure to prevent fatal termination ofthe dis.
ease: Sold by all druggists and dealers in
medicine,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

E1ceeUInS UreaC Joy.
Alcibiades lisped: Alexander carried his
head askant; Cesar and Pompey scratched
theirs with one finger, like men full of trou-
blesome thoughts, but Cicero when he caught
a sniff of Aliens IroL Tonic Bitters, winked
up his nose to keep from showing his exceed.
ing great Joy. All genuine bear the signature
of J, p. Allen, st. Paul, MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
How the Human Organism Protects
Itself

The organism of the human body is a
self-regulating apparatus. Even inter-
ruption of its moral functions excites a
reaction against the disturbing cause. If
grain of caustic potash irritates tho
nerves of the palate, the salivary glands
try to remove it by an increased score.
ton. The eye would wash it of by an
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Indigestion. You have tried everything
for it and found no help. Weare no doctors,
but can offer prescription that has cured
very many, and it might cure you as well; it
will cost but a quarter OF dollar, and can be
had at any druggists Ask for Perry Davis
Pain.Killer
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Dr. Rogers Vegetable Worm Syrup is one
of the most palatable preparations for worms
we have ever known. II is thoroughly eff
cacious, and never requires any other medi-
cine to carry it off after using it. Children
like it, as though it were honeyl
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Agents wanted by the Northwestern Mutu-
al Relief Association; entirely new plan; uni
versal endowment; everybody eligible for
membership; $40 to $50 made daily by active
agents. Address W. R. Toye secretary. De-
corah, Iowa.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
ThcGarden.

Farmers often draw the line between
farm and garden work with too much
distinction. They work i'll the garden
when they can't work in the field, and
thus make the garden OF secondary inn
portance, while, considering the value
to the family of fresh garden vegetables,
it should stand on an equality, at least,
with the farm. We do not advise fol-
lowing in the old rut of planting the
same vegetables in the same places
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

When the skin is parched aud freckled by
strong northwest winds and the face becomes
dry and scaly, it can be restored to smooth
ness and good color by DR.. Benson's Skin
Cure. A perfect remedy for troublesome
itching and vexatious pimples.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

The Diamond Dyes for family use have no
equals. All popular CO ors easily dyed fast,
and beautiful. 10 cents package for any
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Mensman's PeptOnzed Rccf Tonic, the only
preparation Of beef containing its entire nutritious
ting and ifesustaining properties; invaluable for
Indigestion, Dyspepsia. nervous prostration. and
conditions. whether the result of exhauslon
prostitution overwork, acute disease particularly
If resulting from pulmonary complaints. CAswELL,
Druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
PersonRl-Mcn Only.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will send
Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts aud
Electric Appliances Iial fer thirty days to men
young od)who aflictedwith nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles. guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health and
is incurred, us thirty days trial is allo we'd.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
.Far,aine Notes.

Il
The Indiana farmer says that the
staMtein reference to the sale of adul-I
terated milk is violated in Indianapo:
lis not less than 500 times day, and
that the fines, If collected, would amount
to $25 600 per day. OH +
Dairymen say that a cow should be
capable of producing 200 pounds of but
ter annually, in order to be profitable.
It is believed, however, that the average
yield per annum of milch COWS does not
exceed $50 pounds.
Where is the individual who has pass
ed any time in the country that does
not remember aunties' or grandmoth-
ers' Horehound tea when sudden cold
has placed them on the sick list? This
plant is perennial herb, with a strong
aromatic smell, and bitter pupgent
taste. 1t Is q tonic, and is useful in as
thma; and favorite remedy in pulmo-
nary complaints, entering largely into
the composition of coughs, syrups and loz-
engers. 1t will thrive in any soil, but is
stronger if grown on light, poor land.
Always let it be represented in the veg
etable garden.
Cotton-seed oil is largely used both
here and in Europe as substitute for
lard, and it is steadily growing in favor
It is estimated that our production of
lard is about 100000 tierces year, and
that of cotton-seed oil 100000 tierces;
but only about one-fifth of the spare
seed is now pressed for oil, and, owing
to imperfect machinery, a large proper
that with improved machinery, more
capital and greater enterprise in the
South at least 2, 0OO, 900 tierces of oil may
be produced at an early daY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

William Sargent died recently atStewarts-
vile, Olnstead county, aged ia years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
A REAL
Skin Cure!

There Is only one. and that with simple name.
My skin, aohfch has been copered ,oiM scdly Sores
has become clean. smooth a,M soft az ladvs. N.Y.
hands scere couered ,oi little dry scdbs. They hare
dis appeared aud Tn better than hare been for
t1oentyyears. using DR.. Benson's SKIN Curc"-A. NJ
Noble. Salem. N. c.. July 3, 1882.
Dr. Censons Skin Cure consists of internal and CT.
terla treatment at same time. and 1t makes the skin
white, soft and smooth. 1t contains no poisonous
drugs. ST, at druggists.
II had Salt Reun, for 10 years. packages of
your Skin Cure entirely cured me-" Ftp. Lavelle.
Merced Cal. 81, at druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
An Unshod Horse

The Bath (Me.) Times says: "a gem
tleman at the South End has horse
which he has owned nine years and
never had shoe on its foot. He thinks
the advantages are viz; that in damp
snow the horses hoof will not ball up
and he is sure of his footing. Second,
that the horse never calks himself in
deep SHOWS, never wears out floors by
stamping, and is never lame from hav-
Sa siGss .h d pas1 6e 1es1 to az
family horse like his, so that in finan-
cial roint of view he saves $40 year.
The horse was seen this morning and
was in. good order; the hoofs were sharp
and tough and smooth. He says that al
though having been in use nine years,
he never yet met with an accident. not
even so much as stumble"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

The work of grading has be d. resumed
on the Mapitoba's DEVILS Lake line.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

ssMOTHKR SWANS WORM SYRUP"
Infallibl tasteless harmless. for fever
tshness restlessness, worms, constipation. CSC.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Beecher has written letter to Mr..
Barnum, in which he expresses the wish
that he could 60 to circus at least once
q week.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

The new steel cruisers are to be named
Boston, Chicago and Atlanta.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
The Culture of Beauty.

Frazer Axle Grease.
The Frazer axle grease lasts four times as
long as any other.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

have more 81 the woTk done with lhorseSj
W. Ss sssss
apart. In small gardens where the
cultivator cannot be used, the beds
should ba arranged sOsthat hand culti-
vator may take its place. a few flowers
in the garden make lit very attractive. :
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
Dose Cup. Advertisement in another column

Correct your habits of crooked walking by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

The Presbyterian college at Yankton
has thirty-one students.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

For Coughs, Asthma, and Thu oat Disor-
ders, use "Brol1n's Bronchial Iroches."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18
Exceeding Great Joy.

sBUCHU-PAIBA,"
Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Blad-
der and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

The Rum river log drives are moving, but
e1oulx
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

Fergus Falls Methodists are going to erect
q Sc, COO church this season.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

CROUCH ON BATS"
Clears out rats, mice, roaches flies, ants, edbugs,
skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-05-18

pound md Blood Purifier IL pref2fSd g 13S'
and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mas. Price
0feither, a.. Six bottles for 50. Sent BY mail
In the form Of pills, Or Of lozsnges, on receipt
of price. 81 per box foI either. Mrs. Pink
ham freely answers all letters OF inquiry.
Enclose 30. stamp. Send for "Guide of
Health and Nerve Strain"
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1883-10-25
Electric Flashes.

Snow fell in New Hampshire and
Vermont yesterday.
A large :ote was polled at the NUM-
ciIal election in Boston yesterday, the
democrats carrying the day.
Lynchburg, Va, is much excited
over the murder of joel IL. Childrrs,
10y j. b. Marshall, both having been
prominent citizens.
Joseph +. Huse, a man Of many
aliases, las been arrested Ia Boston for
ehticing young ~. Louis boy to
leave his home and go with him.
The Society Of the Army of the
Cumberland assembled Yesterday in
Cincinnati. There Was a monster pro-
cession previous to the calling of the
session to order.
A telegram was received at the war
department at Washington from Gen.
Crook confirming the report that the
Chihuahua Indians left in Mexico
are on their way To San Carlos.
At Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts,, g
severe northeast gale, accompanied b,
rain, commenced mt six O'clock thi,
morning. Hundreds of sailing vessel,
were seen off the coast early this morn
ing. Great apprehension is felt fo
their safety, AS they will lie driven on
the cape unless the storm abates.