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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Keeping up the Illusion.
[From :he Figaro,1

Our friend X. is just now in very low
water and has been compelled to give up
his valet, and this is how he supplies his
place: Every morning about 7 he jumps
out of bed; puts on the blue trousers
with the yellow string that his servant
used to wear, ties the traditional apron
round his waist, and then sets to work
to blacken his boots, brush his clothes,
and put them in his dressing-ro after
which be lies down again and falls asleep.
At 10 o'clock he rings. OF course no
one answers the bell. Nevertheless,
and Just as though his man stood there
awaiting his orders, he says, "John my
boots and my Clothes" "You will find
them in z dressing room, sir, he re-
plies to himself. "All right, John.
you may go; I'll draw the curtains N.Y.
self" He then gets up, and this sem
blance of his former luxury appears to
make upfer the loss OF his dismissed valet.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
KHAN E..
BY II. @.

In grave old Egypt where the shadowy stream
OF the Nile sweeps by on its way to tho sea
And with sullen murmur slides in between
Where huge high walls frown fretttnply.
High up in the cliff DER the water,s fow
There sit three carven figures Of stone
Somber and grand from kingly throne.
Each looking wide DER the stream below
Silent, majestic, in garments olden.
Bulwarks 'gainBt time they seem to area,n
or the time when Egypt's days were goldeni
And argosies peopled this old, old stream.
Nations Of earth arose and fell,
And races OF kings in procession swept
Before the gaze OF these kings of stone
Ere Rome went warning or Helen wept,
million suns With level ray
Have lighted those gloomy features. calm
thousand storms have pitiless beat
The scars that were kissediby dews Of balm.
oh, kingiy formsl oh, ancient of daysl
On, soepterless kings Ger fallen races
is ~ true thnt ye speak when the sun raw warms
ana lights at dawn your age-worn faces
In scorn imperial there they are
Seated on thrones of eternal hills
While the Nile grow.s h6arse With rocka that h,r
Ana mans short life Is filed with ms. ''
wrapped In an eternal calm,
.,,,! .,m snaaows of pain in the slumbrous eyes
Aney VIII iaat till our Efe-course Ia run.
Ana IN fotmess dust our Nation liee.
Egypt. o"' poeacai name 10
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
.r,,. E..,I. cro,v S,ro,,v

When Hostet,er's Stomach Bitters is used to pro-
mote assimilation of the food and enrich the blood
Indigestion, the chief obstacle to acquisition Of
strength by .he weak is ailmeut which infalibly
succumbs to the action Of this peerless corrective.
Loss of nesh and appetite, failure TO sleep, and
growing evidence of premature decay, speedily
counteracted by the great invigorant which braces
up the physical energies and fortfes the conshtu-
ton against disease. No such protective against
chills and fever and other diseases of ma
inral type exists, and it relieves constipation,
liver disorder, rheumatism, kidney and bladder all
ments with certainty and prompttude change,
gratifying as it is complete, takes place in
the appearance, as well the sensations of the
wan and haggard invalid who uses this standard
promoter of health and strength.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
ONLY A NEWsBoY.
By FLORA ELLIcE STEVENS.

Only newsboy crying afar,
Crying your Journal, your Times, your Star,
Strong the young lungs, and sparkling the eyes,
Up the street, down II, the newsboy HES.
Only newsboyl what, then, is that?
All what7 Messieurs stop and dof you the hat,
The governor passes. And ladies' smile th rough
Your creamy rich laces, all graciously, too.
What If your forty years mayhap ahead,
Perhaps he'll not rule until you're long dead,
Youth never salute him unless It is now;
Your heart beats with pride at the statesmans fine
bow;
Though you turn in yeur wealth and soorn now
away,
You may bend to the boy you sweep by to-day;
For the hero of state, Of bench, or OF bar,
May be Helling your Journal, your Times, your
Star.
Crying your journal, your Star and Times,
May be It's the poet, whose wondrous sweet rhymes
The whole world will sing in years yet to be,
The wit, the inventor, the scholar be he.
Only newsboy, but perhaps Fa,>
Will place his name yet with the wise and the great;
The reins of the nation be held in his right,
Firm hand, who's selling your papers tonight
-Kansas City Journal.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
He Was the Man,

FROM the Nhll street NowB.
1t was on Western railroad. The
conductor had been his rounds, and had
taken seat beside very quiet and un-
assuming passenger.
pretty full train," finally observed
the passenger.
eyes"
Road seems to be doing good busi-
ness"
"Oh, the road makes plenty of money,
but"
"But what ?" asked the passenger, as
the other hesitated.
"Bad management. 1t is the worst
managed line in this whole country"
SIS that so?"
"That's so. The Board of Officials
might know how to run side show to a
circus, but they can't tackle railroad. :"
Who is the biggese fool in the lot %
"Well, the Superintendent is"
"I'm glad of that" said the passenger,
as his face lighted up, :" I was afraid you
would say it was the President"
"Suppose had p''
"Well. I'm the man |"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Cured His Hump.
From the Deteoit Free Press.]

from Tue DeteOt tree Ife6s.J
A day or two ago, as the passengers
were leaving one of the ferry boats, a
gentleman who stood beside customs
officers remarked:
''When 1 see poor fellow like that 1
am consoled for not being rich.
Who?"
"Why, that man with the hump on
his back. 1 had rather be poor all my
days than be deformed and have millions
of money"
I can cure him in about five min
utes-come and see, replied the officer,
rs he walked towards the unfortunate
and invited him to pass up stairs.
There was kick, but he had to 90, and
three or four minutes time suficed to
remove his deformity, which consisted
of twenty-five yards of flannel and six
pairs of socks.
Purity smart!" growled the smuggler,
as he was allowed to go.
Not SO very" was the reply; "a
man who carries hump on his back
should carry stiff neck. You didn't"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Bndd DOhlc SnYh:

with the Pads the horse lengthens his
stride with ease and confidence, and conse-
quently increases his speed" Doble uses them
on his horses and says they are Indispensable.
they prevent and cure tender-foot in horses.
Frank Van Ness says he put them on sore
footed horses and they went sound at once
and kept so. They are used and recommended
by all principal horse owners and trainers.
The Humane Society indorses them. The
Locke Pad, which is a sole leather cushion
for the shoe, prevents and cures corns, con-
fractions, thrush, chronic laminitis, neryicular
disease. and keeps the feet sound and healthy.
pair of pads, a model hoof with shoe and
pad affixed, box OF hoof paste, bottle of lini-
ment and full explanations sent for $500.
LOCKE HORSESHOE PAD CO., Cd. Nc
LEAN, Manager), A North Clark Street, Chi
cppO TIL
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

GoRITz, where the remains of the
Comte de Chambord are inferred, is a
small town of 12,00O inhabitants, pic
turesquely situated on the Isonzo, about
two hours by rail from Trieste The
Franciscan monastery of Castagnavizza
is built on hill outside the town. IT
was there that on November 10Th, 1886,
the remains of Charles x, were laid to
root
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
SfarfIinD EipIlreA.

Imagine million bottles standing in row !!
Imagine all these bottles filed with healing
balms ! Imagine one million of suffering
mortals marching up and laying down Csc each
for all these bottles Imagine this vast army
cured and happy, chanting the praise of the
remedy which cured them! With all this you
may get an idea of what is going on, where
Sellers Imperial Cough Syrup is prepared. 1t
is fact that this old standard remedy, which
has been manufactured for more than fifty
yea1s, is literally sold by the millions of bot
ties. 1t is safe, pleasant ard efficient reme-
dy for the cure of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness,
Whooping Cough, Bronchial Affections and in.
clpient consumption. Sold by all druggists at
25c per bottle
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Happy Once More.

ST Louis, Mo.-A Chronicle reporter
was told by Mr.. Alfred j. Papin, of this
city, that his nephew had the most OBJ
stinate case of fimhammatory rheumatism
which baffled all kinds of treatment un-
til st. Jacobs Oil, the great pain-con-
queror, was used. It cured the young
man, and he recommends it as the great
est cure for pains in the world.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Mistaken Identity, Perhaps.
tFrom the New York Herald.l

y :
After getting warrent in the Jeffer-
son Market Police Court yesterday
woman said to Justic Duffy: "Thank
you, Judge, knew you in the old
country"
I" Indeed" replied the Court: eff you
did you knew more than my father. He
was introduced to me on this side Of the
water"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

THE ills which flesh is heir to are more often
due to impurities in the blood than is general.
ly supposed The publication of this vital fluid
enables the system to ward off its worst enc
mics. Hoods sarsapallla is the best blood
purifier, and those who give i. a trial will not
be disappointed. 1t comes with high individ-
usl Endorsement. is compounded by practical
druggists, and of materials recognized as valu-
able by all physicians.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

A PURE strengthening tonic, free from whis-
ky and alcohol, cures dyspepsia and similar dis
eases. II has never been equaled. Browns Iron
Bittars.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

SPECIAL attention is directed to the
extensive assortment of fashionable
dress goods, millinery, dolmans, etc.,
now beng displayed atJames Morgan's,
Milwaukee. 1t is well known that his
prices are always the lowest in tho mar
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

HEARD at the theater: Who is that
pretty girl over there?" 81 don't know;
but she is either returned watering
belle or milkmaid. just look at her
freckles. "-Phil. CaU.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

HENRY STUDY, of Ransom, ILL.,, left
$4,000. He was cripple from birth.
At the close of the war he donned SOL
dier's uniform, invented pathetic story
and began to travel as beggar. In
three years he got over $50, 900, and on
the interest he lived in idlenesI
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Plato says good men should not accept pres
ents from wicked men, but this does not refer
to Aliens Iron Tonic Bltters, which wise men
know cures all chronic disorders of the stom-
ach. promotes digestion and invigorates the
whole system. All genuine bear the signature
of j. P. Allen, st. Paul. MINI.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spir.
its and general debility, in their various forms
also as preventive against fever and ague and
other intermittant fevers, the " Ferro- -Phospho-
rated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell
Hazard Il Co.. New York, and sold by all drug.
gsts, is the best tonic; and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness, it has no equal
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

A TURTLE weighing sixty pounds was
recently captured in pond near Bowl
ing Green, KY. 1t was placed in the
pond ten years ago, and since that time
has gained twenty-five pounds.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Conductor Warren of Winona, Mimi, says,
used one bottle of Warmers White Wine of
Tar Syrup, when I was 80 hoarse l could not
speak above a whisper, and in twenty four
hours it cured me. 1t is the best remedy I
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

At the suengs dyspcpc and that their pains and des
imaginary This is for cruelty but cruelty all the
who has crooked foot wounded hand sghesS
calls forth by the exhibition of the defective member If the
dypepcs sufferers stomach could be placed exhibition the OF
his distress would be apparent. .
The with troublesome stomach often suffers quite much
the with broken leg, but far less likely sympathy
Sympathy good for sufferers goes But B,oU IRON
ys better the of these troubles and dis
Disappointed dypepcs having tried
seeking will do trial B1oYas Bie,,
and report the result That this wecd family medicine will thus dnn
ih the of human suffering established fact 10
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

l will give two bottles Of Warmers White
Wine of Tar free of all costs to any minister
who will send us an order from his store-keep-
er for two doZ. bottles of the same
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

"JoE, come up; I'm full of money
and will pay all expenses" is the gener-
ous oyer of Holyoke. Mass, damsel, to
her sweetheart in Springfield, Mass.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
--------------------------
"a aUhiAnAhlG EAllieS

Fashionable ladies like to get ''new wrin-
kle," but they don't want to show in on The
forehead, neither do they want to be hairless.
Therefore they should use Carboline. the great
hair prOducer.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

PHILADELPHIA has Just shipped
twelve lCcomo ives to Brazil.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

DoS'l die in the house. Trough on Rats"
Clears out rats, mice, flies, reaches, bed-bugs.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

WADLEY, Ga.-Dr. II. L. Battle, Jr., says:
Browns Iron Bitters are very popular in this
section and give entire satisfaction"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

WELLS "RoUaH ON CoRNs. ."-15c. Ask for
it Complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts,
hunions
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

SuEBoYdAN, Wis.-Dr. s b. Meyers. says:
81 recommend Browns Iron Bitters for gen.
eral debility, loss of appetite and want of
stranrth y
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

DIPHTnER1A poisons the blood. Gonzales
cents should take Hoods Sarsaparilla to neu-
tralize and eradicate the poison matter.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Free 10 all MInis1ers.

STICKING. irritation inflammation, all Kid
ney and Urinary Complaints, cured by F." Buchu-
Paiba." 81
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

49, s.s.,. rn,.,D EliAIK * feSvaQ
Etsh.s .gfTtN wh. oB.k1 VAns
h.To b.si. n 70 t~
30 d. No iuiur,. E..l, Ss~i III AAk
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'h' L. A. L. SMITH co., Agents, ralatine, Ill
W,0OO Agents wanted. Salesmen make $40 a day
Used every day in every family Send four lc stamps
for full particulars Loynes Moore Ptts.lu, Mass.
Matrimonial AGENCY ssEdty ssns Gondsnti
cular Address O. HEdESBERo, Box 5ll, Chicago P. o.
M0TuEDQ 4wormi. CIhe Grest Worm Destrover1 VIII
NV t1kno. cure your children. Get It Druggist, 9Sc
GS COO per day at home. Samples worth So fre,
'Dc 'DAo Address STISsoE i Co.. Portland N sin
Curo curp Epilepsy Fits "a hours Free to poo
So'S Su'SSDR.k RUsF GSa4s Arsenal st. st Louis NJ
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

The Princess of Wales is becoming
deaf. The best aurist doctors are una
bic to suggest remedy.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
In DYSPEPSIA

The most comfortable bnot in town is that
with Lyons Patent Ne Iii Heel Stiffeners.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

THAT husband Of mine is three times the
man he was before he began using Wells
Health Remover.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
SWEETBREADs,

Parboil and let them stand in cold
water for half an hour. Wipe dry and
place in oven in a pan in which has been
put cup of water and tablespoonful
of butter. When brown remove and roll
in beaten egg, then in cracker crumbs
and return to the oven again. When
brown remove them and serve imme-
diately,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
COnstipntiOn.

Mr. GEORGE X. RUSSELL. proprietor of an extensive
paper mill Mt Bellows Fails. Vt, says he has found
Hoods Sarsaparlls the best remedy he used for
constipation-the business mans most serious afoton
and he would on account be without it.
Hood,s S,rs,n,r;II,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Hoods Sarsapnrilla

Sold by Druggists. 81; six for S. Prepared only b
9. ]. HOOD CO., ApothecAres. Lowell. Mass.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Clean the ears and feet of the pig well
and boil in salted water until tender.
Pack IN a stone jar and cover with
pickle made of two quarts of vinegar,
two tablespoonfuls of white sugar, three
dozen black peppers, little mace and
half dozen cloves, boiled five minutes.
The souse will be ready for use in three
days,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
NIflurin.

have been suffering most of the winter with malaria
and blood poison; my physician helped me IN meas
ure, hut nothing permanent was urged to try Hoods
Sarsaparilla and it has wholly eradcqted he disease
MRS. f. A. LINCOLN, Chicago, III.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
Battle Of the Books.

5OUOOO
ee Lowest known NOT sold
BEFORE good ALDEN Publisher
Vey Street, P. O.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
InvigOrntion.

40 pounds Since taking Hoods Snrsapara her health
is better She now weighs 100 pounds.-S woopDERaY,
l05 Summer Street, Boston.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Line small patty-pans with puff paste;
into each pan put six oysters. bits of but.
ter, pepper and salt, sprinkle over little
flour and hard-boiled eggs chopped (al-
lowing about two eggs for Six patties)
cover with an upper crust, notch the
edges and bake.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Wash and dredge with -four. Make a
bread dressing, stuff and sew up. Put
into the oven and baste every five.or ten
minutes. Make gravy of brown -four
and water and add the giblets, which
have been chopped fine and stewed; sea-
son aud add to the duck when roasted.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Miss Harlow don't feel able to come
out to the table this morning, and 1
guess I'll take her bite before eat"
And SO saying the squire took plate,
and commenced piling things on it in
promiscuous way.
"Oh," said Molly, "let me do it. I
have had long experience with sick
people. They must be tempted, you
know"
She looked up at him with her bright
smile, and the squire gave in at once,
and watched with wonder while tray
was brought, clean napkin spread over
it, piece of the mackerel laid on q
plate, with the cream ladled daintily
over it (Molly had seen too much of
plates where the meat seemed to have
been launched on them by an avalanche
OF gravy; then came little plate Of
potato, slice of brown toast, little
plate of butter, cup of coffee, knife,
fork, spoon, etc. Then she whisked into
the pantry, and out again with a saucer
of strawberries, and added them to the
contents of the tray.
Wait minute" she said, as the
squire lifted his burden, and in twink
1lhS ohiS mhc out VI tuC aoOI anu DhCh
again with q spray OF white lilac, which,
in tall glass, was given the place OF
honor in the middle of the tray.
"Sho!" said the squire, with his slow
smile, "that'll just suit my wife. She's
famous for having things fxy."
Mrs. Harlow had missed the accus-
toned smell Of frying, and wondered in
feeble way if Molly couldn't find the
pork.
Why, Bethuel," she said, as her
husband sat the tray down besi3e her,
chow prettyl I really believe I am hun.
cry"
And the squire went back to his owl
breakfast SO happy that he entirely for
got the absence of the pie. II Ia
Well, this WAS the beginning, apd
though life afterwards was not all cream
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

Boil ham, remove the skin and set
away until cold. Rub all over with a
well-beaten egg. Mix together two cups
of rolled crackers, tablespoonful of
melted butter and milk enough to make
thick paste; spread thickly over the
ham and set in the oven to brown,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18

One-half box gelatine, well soaked.
Let one pint of milk come to the boiling
point; one cup grated chocolate (not the
sweeteneI; twelve tablespoons OF sugar.
Add the gelatine just before turning into
the molds. To be eaten when cold, with
sugar and cream.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-10-18
SNOWFLAKE CAKE.

Three eggs, one and half cups of
sugar, one-half cup of milk, one half
teaspoonful of soda, one teaspoonful of
cream tartar, two cups Of -four, one-half
cup of sugar, whites of two eggs; bake
in layers, frost each layer and sprinkle
with grated cocoanut
The Labor enquirer., 1883-05-19
FOR WORKINGMEN.
Homes that are Easily Reached.
The Central Subdivision

Begins within two blocks of the Uni ion
depot, and embraces some of the choic-
est building sites about Denver.
Lots for sale at prices much lower
than those charged for lots three or four
times as far away from the center of the
city. Terms: One-fourth cash, balance
l, : and years, interest s per cent per
annum, or upon instalments of $40 10 SIS
per month.
These lots, alhof which have the ad-
vantage of Holly water, lie within few
minutes walk of the depots, hotels and
principal stores of Denver. There is
no necessity for either street cars or
steam cars to reach them-a saving to
the mechanic of from $50 to SIS per
wear. to say nothing of convenience.
They are within easy walking distance
of some of the largest foundries, machine
shops. round-houses, mills, ETC.. In The
Central Subdivision there also few
lots at the foot Of Sixteenth street,
suitable for manufacturing sites, lumber
wards, machine shops, etc. The new
railways entering the city have bought
up all the ground in that part of Denver
except this portion of the company's
property. Apply at the office of The
Highland Park Company, 249 Sixteenth
street, rear of First National Bank.
The Labor enquirer., 1883-05-19
The Dangers OF Excess.

The married man who thinks he can
commit no excess, because he is married
will suffer as certainly as the debauchee.
Till he is told, the idea never enters Ills
head that he has been guilty of almost
criminal excess; nor is this to be won
dered at, as such case of disease is not
even limited at by the family physician.
Over excitatlon, irritability, inflammation,
dyspepsia, palpitation of the heart, de-
pressed spirits, loss of genetic power,
sleep is not refreshing, and jaded Ian
guild Indifference takes the place OF
energy and ambition. A vast amount OF
ill-health arises from this unsuspected
cause and thousands 60 to premature
graves that might be restored to health
by using DIR. Wagner's treatment for
lost manhood. See his ad on another
page. y