Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-01-01
ALL SORTS.

When Boston girl is presented with bouquet,
she says Oh! how decidedly sweet! It's fragrance
impenetrates the entire atmosphere of the ROOM"
Kansas girl simply says, at smells scrumptious.
thanks, Reuben
Farmers and others desiring a genteel lucrative
agency business. by which S. to $40 day can be
earned, send address at once, postal to c. Will
kinson Co.. 1875 and 1877 Fulton Street, New York.
Friction matches may be described as those made
without the consent of the old folks
Excessive of alcoholic drinks cured by Wheat
Bitters, prepared by solution and not by fermentation.
with light meals my health improves" said the
Esquimax; and down went another candle.
GET THE ORIGINAL.-Dr. Pierces "Pellets"-the
original Little Liver Pills. (sugarooated -cure sick
and bilious headache, stomach, and bilious at
tacks. BY druggists.
81 know what they call em mamma, when there's
three twins" Mamma-"what Katy ?" .Giblets"
Every lady, rich or poor should be acquainted with
the value of James Pyle's Pearlne for all cleansing
purposes. Its usefulness in domestic economy cannot
be over estimated.
The young woman who gave her hand to a gentle
of 30 years says that dried fruit is much better
than it looks.
pint of the finest ink for families or schools can
be made from ten-cent package of Diamond Dye.
Try them.
A Canadian woman in a hurry to get to church,
accidentally went off with her husbands breeches,
instead of her doman, on her arm.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The voltaic Belt Co.,
Marshall Mich, will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Elec
tro-Voltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial for
thirty days to men (young old who afflicted
with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troub
les. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of
health and manly vigor. Address above. N B
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is allowed
One of the greatest advantages that the Masonic
order offers to every one who becomes member is
that he stands chance of becoming the Oldest Mason
if he lives long enough.
Strength and health go together. Obtain this happy
physical state by using a bottle of Browns Iron
Bitters
"Ah," moaned widow recently bereaved what a
misfortune! know what kind of a husband have
lost, but how can know what kind of husband his
successor will be?
The compliments of the season-colds coughs
catarrhs-may be effectively dealt with by taking
Ayers Cherry Pectoral To neglect prompt treatment
to one-sixth of the mortality of all civilized
countries.
VioIinist Remenyi defines genius as 1.-The power
man has to kiudle his own fire." 1t is cold win,
ter morning that married is most willing to
acknowledge his lack of genius.
We are in receipt of letter from our old friend s.
sherson. Esq, at present a resident the town of
Rawlings in the ar-off territory of Wyoming. "Dr.
| Graves Heart Regulator has helped me right along"
says Mr. Sherson. Glad to hear 1t. old fellow. Yours
was an aggravated of heart disease. The remedy
you mention does the thing in this section too:
and better STILL it always cures heart disease-Nass
! Weekly Letter-FtEe
1t is indeed true that the Chinese do everything
just directly opposite to Caucasian methods. The
wife of the Chinese minister at Washington doesn't
| like to be considered so Young she is.
| Bad taste in the mouth, unpleasant breath and i'm
paired hearing when resulting catarrh are over
come and the nasal passages which have been closed
for years made free by the of Ely's Cream
Balm. Price so Apply into nostrs with little
| finger.
For three winters have been afflicted with catanh
and cold in the head. Last winter used Elys Cream
Balm, it accomplished all that represented. t.
| f. Mccormick, Judge Common Pleas) Elizabeth n.
j Aug. 25 $780,
For several years Ihave been troubled with catarrh
have tried many remedies Ely's Cream Balm has
proved to be the article desired. l believe it is the
only cure. L. B. Co5urn. Towanda. Pa.
1t is during these days of business that clergyman
on selecting chapter OF the Bible to read in church.
first looks at the end of the make that
no patent medicine advertisement is htched on.
Necessity is the mother of invention" Diseases
of the liver, kidneys and bowels brought forth that
sovereign remedy Kidneywort. which is natures nor
NAL curative for all those dire complaints. In either
liquid or dry form it is perfect remedy for those
terrible diseases that ca=se so many deaths.
The deacons son was telling the minister about the
bees Singing his pa. and the minister inquired
"stung your pa, did they? Well, what did your pa
say9" "step this way moment said the boy. .Tt
rather whisper it to YOU"
Wheat Bitters have received the endorsements o
medical of the highest standing. These can b.
shown.
A young fellow asked another at ball if his cir
was there. YES" said he. "Do you that cir
; dressed in pink?" what that woman with sucl
magnificent eyes? You don't say. How lucky 20,
arel" "Just OF course 1 Well my girl i
the next TO her.
The age of miracles is past and DR.. Pierce's "Gode
Medical Discovery" viii raise the dead, will no
you if your lungs almost wasted by consuml
ton. 1t is. however unsurpassed both as pectora
aud alternative and will obstinate and severe dis
of the throat and lungs coughs. and bronchis
affections. BY virtue of its wonderful Alternative proI
critics it cleanses and enriches the blood pin
Piles. botches and eruptions, and causes even gres
) eating ulcers to heal