Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-09-22
JDARD- McMINNVILLE TENNESSEE SATURDAY SEPT d. 1883

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all druggists, X
A mother advised her daughter,
who was going to a party, to oil her
hair, and tainted away when that can
did damsel replied "Oh, no, ma; it IS
so apt'to spoil the gentlemen's vests.
Itching Piles cured by Duncan's
Ointment, it is unsurpassed. For sale
by alldruggists. x
Postman-"Say,l sis where's Mrs
Malley O'Dearmont?" Sis-"Pd nor.
She died last week, and didn't leave
apydirections.
Mama, how can God hear me pray
when He's so far away?" Before the
lady could reply younger one said;
Hes dot the telephones runnin' to
every place"
Sore Eyes promptly cured by Dun>
cans Ointment, it is mild and harmless.
For sale by all druggists. X
Two considerations: "What a
change" exclaims the novelist, Roe,
,"One woman can make in mans
lifep Exactly; and what a heap of
"change" she requires while doing it.
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap
ped lips Or hands, and all eruptions of
the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment.
For sale by all druggists. X
A citizen of Dakato took Turkish
bath in Omaha, few days ago, and
died within au hour. The verdict of
the jury was: Gle hadn't ought to
have got so much mud off Of him all at
one time"
Better than Quinine, Duncan's Chill
Tonic, it never fails. 75cts. For sale
by all druggists,
a North carolina justice of the peace
recently married a couple as he sat en-
throned in state on the back of a mule
and the animal for once realized thai
there was bigger trouble going on thar
he could produce, and kept his heels
still.
Every mother should keep bottle
of DR.. Duncan's Blackberry Elixir il
her house. For sale by all druggists. y
The Court, austerely; "Prisoner
how did you have the audacity to breal
into this mans house at midnight anC
rob?" Prisoner (piteously) "But, we
Honor, last time l was before you, yol
wanted to know how | had the audaci
ty to rob man on the highway a
high noon. When do you want m,
to get in my work.
A sure cure for Flux and Diarrhea
DR.. Duncan's Blackberry Elixir. 1t i
pleasant and harmless. For sale by al
druggists. y
The selection of potatoes for see(
should be made in the field when thu
potatoes are dug. Select the fairest
smoothest potatoes, with good eyes
put in a cool place, and on no account
part with them before planting time
if you would insure good crop mex
year. ~
Palpitation of the heart, and Swim
ming in the head cured by DR.. Dun
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine
Dor sale byall druggists. rt. -
J Minnesota farmars are devoting them
selves quite extensively to dairying ant
stock raising, and redeeming the Stat,
from the evils wrought by exclusiv
wheat raising.
DR.. Duncan's Vegetable Liver Pills
better than blue mass or Calomel
They are mild and pleasant. Tr,
them. For sale by all druggists.
The advantage of heavy clay soil is
that it is not easily exhausted. /
cropped too severely, nature interpose
her protest by locking its fertility il
clods until the land receives bette
treatment.
Sour Stomach and Constipation c
the Bowels cured by DIR. Duncan
Liver and Kidney Medicine. For sal
by all druggists.
The railways are discriminating
such an extent against dressed bee
shippers and in favor of live stock me
that the former claim their business
not worth maintaining under the pre-
ent freight policy.