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Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-19

Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, and Loss
OF MANHOOD, in all AIS complications,
and from whatever cause produced. 1t
enricbes and purifes the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerves. Brain. Muscles, Digestion, Reproductive
Organs and Physical and Mental Faculties. 1t
stops any unnatural debiitating drain upon the
system, preventing involuntary losses, debilitatng
dreams. seminal losses with the urine, etc. so
destructive to mind and body. 1t is a sure
climinator Of all KIDNEY AND BLADDER COM
PLANTS. 1t contains no injurious ingredients.
To those suffering from the evil effects
or youthful fndiscretiOns or excesses, n
speedy, thorough and permanent CURE
Is GUARANTEED. Price, So so per bottle,
or FIVE bottles In case, with full directions, and
advice, $40. Sent secure from observation to any
address upon receipt of price, or c. O. D. To be
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-19

Important Now!

Our stock of LADIES AND CHILDRENS
HEAVY HOSIERY appeals directly to the interests
of those who wish carefully finished goods, of the
best standard makes, and at the lowest prices The
time to buy is NOW, while the assortment is yet full
and unbroken.
LADIES MERINO HOSE rs cents
ALL-WOOL RIBBED HOSE in Scarlet, Car
dnal and Garnet Navy and Seal, As cents
LADIES. FINE ALL-WOOL CASHMERE
HOSE, extra-length, with merino heel and toe,
50 cents.
CHOICE COLORS IN FINELY-FINISHED
SOUTHDOWN WOOL HOSE, o5 cents.
ENGLISH IMPORTED CASHMERE HOSE,
merino tipped. with French toe full-fnished.
Price, ST. finer quality of the same Hose
comes at ST. IS.
INFANTS and CHILDRENS 5 WOOL MERINO
HOSE, 20 and rs cents according to size.
CHILDREN'S ALL-WOOL RIBBED HOSE,
in solid colors 80 to 40 cents
CHILDRENS CASHMERE HOSE, in extra
lengths, 40 to SO cents.
CHILDREN'S AND MISSES SCOTCH WOOL
RIBBED HOSE, in striped patterns, 90 to 80
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-19
Auction Sale.
susinsss Advertisements.

Bel & Co., tomorrow, Antiquarian Bookstore
9T street
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-19

Red House Bankrupt stock Of clothing.
C. i. Stevens & CO.-Job lots call and see them.
Mechanics Stors-Latest styles one price
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-19
Tbts Grea,

This Gr at
81 re 9Th ng
Isenledy ana Nerve
TONIC is the legiti-
mate result Of over
twenty years of prac-
tical experience, and
CURES WITH UN-
FAILING CERTAINTY
Nervous and Physical
Debility, Seminal Weak
ness, Spermatorrhea,
lPrOs tatOrrb G a.
Ep,igaiona ImDnt lnCv
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-19

10 Department Two of the Superior Court
vegter,lav the folfovyiro nanar vVas 61aJ.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
The Car, Of Ice.

In most localities ice-houses are nov
so common that there is usually little
Il difficulty in procuring Il supply OF lee.
Still. in newly settled places, ice isofitl
difficult 10 obtain. and must be hralg
from distance. In the slck-roo,n. espt
cially in some feyers. The life of tile p
tent almost depends upon having ice
Then the usually cheap commodity be
comes very precious, and every car'
must be taken for its preservation. Jls
common method Of wrapping a 'ampo
ice in a banket answers very We'll u
long as that remains dry, but as soon =
the blanket is wet tnrongh by the smel,
ing OF the ice, it becomes 4 poor prntoc
ton. The advice to place the ice upoii
feather pillow and cover il with an
other, may be followed. If nothing bel
ter can he done. This affords the nropc
conditions for the preservation OF ice. il
completely surrounding il btsa nosi-
conductor Of heat. 1t will not reqllirt
much ingenuity to so prepare u boA.
aiLn Il lining II cotion-b batting. felt o.
O; her none-conlucior ri heat, ti,M il vii,
,trserye ice for lony time. II the is:,
Is to be used IN small bits TO be p. aeed IN
the mn,ith Of the PM ,eIll use 4 sharp aMi
for chipping nff pieces IT the proper size.
Ii powdered ice is 10 be- applied to llls
head, etc. first break the ice into pieces
as large rs Il hens egg. tneii pat tlr's.
nto n canvas bag Ur 4 coarse. very
:; ,ong tcwel. and By using wooden
nallel, gradual y ut first. il may be red
need TO tine powder. Rubber bags are
made u, hold .cc in applying It 10 the
ne ii. ETC.. but in the 2ssse,icc of these.
a bladder will answer. ApscsacGn Ac
yicuiturtst.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
In Ii, Hay and H,ys Fl I.

People dr nix tn, copim 80 .-..n' :
water. and VERY snp,n + the ,is -
d"at f,am I i ci,i-e is - lon on.
Excessive sir,nki,s ui ice-ca Il w 4ief' -.
comes IN mm'a ri u ah.i ss one p' ~
forms OF dr.nkin. II ice-c".i water 4,
used 10 re,iu,e e temp .raiare .. or IL.
nary weil-wxter. ''haIf.and-half. il
will be found to- qnench thirst qs't,, as
readily rs when taken into tue <iu mach
~ the melting point of ice (32 y. AMI
there will be. no danger Of suns rose
and su lden prostration in the hay held. !"
Still better than ice-wa'er IL SOM. pre-
pared drink. to be taken in mo !era,e
quantities. Nothing Is better for thn>-
vino work in the hay and harvest fell
than the old-fashioned .'Swi,cheii. )"
This Is water. swectened with mnlasses.
~ which are added vinegar and groun !
ginger. We do not know of any deiiaie
proportions. as the ingredients are u-n-
all, mixed according to taste. 1t is
a most ref cshing drauynt, and If cooled
by adding u moderate quantity OF ice,
the ginger prevents ans unpleasant eff
fects Another capital drink for work.
men in the field is 'sIea Punci." Make
strong tea, sweetcp it, and tnen squeeze
into it the juice Of one or more lemons.
This may also be cooled by addisg ice
in moderate quantities, and those WHO
like tea at all, vii! prefer It 10 any other
harvest drink. Strong coffee. with surg
or. and mix. placed on ice until well
cooled, is an excellent drink for the
6eld. --daacy-ieGn Ay,1cuttarsst.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
The Holv Ghost FloNs,

The Botanical Garden ~ Was linytoh
is 1,nsse>Sct. Of n rare CURIOSITY nov IN
the flower kin r,i"n,. 1t Is - Holy Il ms'
Or Dove flower IN bloom. This cur.o>ity
is from Panama. and blooms annually.
Tne pl..nt grows from II bu!b ahou, the
size of ones hand. AMI springs up in a
single stalk. which is the sIz. nf Il nil,e-
STEM. and RESENT. ing In co.nr and gen
eral appearance. II ruSn. AMI - aboI'
three ami one af fee, .higa. At IRE
,op OF the stalk, AMI fr 3 sinc' :"
prnDa Dix SIX ai.hes aion. iiS.si nra'
l1r ;o,,. the Il ,w,.rs ara. loca1e.!. Ta"t
re asn,n tWoant oae-haif inctae- IN
..rca;i!crracc. white rs 81 ~, anp"'r
NJ ~ der ] Ne waste NAN ur mrrbj".
tni o. the ~tape 0i 3 cul. "tl -
nn,ua iiciinrt utwar!i AT :. ,"i-
0u VI inls e s'Iaprd nio IN ~
n ~ | ys'iv ~p.s, anrn ot n are ~
IA i,tse tov Wzrc1 OcrI,D,'S Z sill II
y p,stura. ~ il w.rr> eNtea NJ upwaf .
,pi ex ibltiag tae first half W TIE
sioye. In front II tie dove is au altar
Il yhtlv spr nklea VII, diminu,ive dots
of maroon color NJ. and thus - the only
color abon. The boom. A lie base Il
tue sta aIH tiiEee WV. III 'o" :
leaves. Ike tse shoots tu new corn.
There are twenty five oi the CHIPS on
the stem, and the fragrance Is very
delicate and sweet. 1t is a great curl
ositv. and is attracting large numbet
of visitors. The dove specimen is KEEP,
In the greenhouse where the air plants
are. wnich are nothing less than blocks
of wood. krpi in y temperature so hot
and damp taev are forced to grow and
bloom, and these alone are worth see
ing. - WASHINGTON Hcfafd.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
Stretchy R 'ligion.


An old couple. man and wife. were
along the wharves day or two ago
hnniin2 for an np-shore boat, and The
woman explained to a steam boat agent
Its very stormy season aud we ex.
pee, to br seasick, and we drnther GO
on noat waete the captain is relig
ious man.
"Weil. that's all right" he replied
''We've got one very religious capita i
on our line. and his boat sails to-nig II.
&C we go lown and so. him?"
''Oa. yes. Kr"p right down line stree,
until yon see the host"
The couple wal ici on and final,
boar ied tic steamer. The captain ami
all aands were busy with cargo. bul th,
ol,l % Ks walked up to him aud ths
woman satli
Gaping. ,on have been recommend
e,i Ia ns rs "A religious man. /"
II - havc!' nc prompt
.rowie..
Tpry lookrd at each other with con
slesna,ion depicted in their faces, an,i
hcn the % Il man said:
Gaping, what church do you beloha
/, p
''Ss'e l.ere! rnare,, tie official. ~
cav come here To bleed me for sons,
.startf. or W ~, me tn sign n petition
.,x 4 t.is boat 10 carrv In; y
se.ld- .ra,ls up The lake. wnn't stan
5. 4. Waat Ito YOU VAN Out with H.
nw, ahl M it' nal ch..w NJ a ounu
n hs:nk.d amt bot cr.d by more
lasbrI naai csit,an o her BANKED mar
IN Inn ,iasi.s.i lakpstr
Man anl wife retired fo consult. an;i
4 fer getting ten feet away the woman
sad.
Henry, he's not q religious man."
swell. l dunno"
..Rait he swenrs like pirate"
Yes, Maria, but you see this IL out
West. We don't swear and belong to
the church too in New Hampshire. but
u cy may do differently here. He ~wears.
,''' he looks like man to depend upon
N II storm"
..Slan't we look for another?''
IL Guess not. Maria. guess the reli-
siou> out hcrc in Michigan are a kind of
sir",chy and they low swearing on
Slrain ,oais and arJnnd the depols.
w. ii 90 by this hoat, and ii he .on'l
-w ar any harder iian he did to lis
mebae Providence will let iiim squeeze
through on the up-trip and sink him
when he comes downi''
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
Inf,rm Il; m Wan,ai.


A City Hall official was about to de-
part for home and dinner the other day.
when a stranger entered and intro
duced himself as John Linden, and add
ed:
IL presume Won are a smart man. or
you wouldn't be holding this position.
] want Ia ask you question or two
Yon own a horsep''
mo. sir"
don't. eli? II YOU did own one. and
he had symptoms Of pol-evil, what
would yoa do?"
II cant tell. sir. am just going to
dinner
..lrs. l knew. but I've another qaes-
t;,n q. two Was C.copatra y married
w,,msn?'
Il don't know. SIR"
..lon'i you: lhal's had. for I've .
h4i III three Ia one that YOU knew all
ab,ut IL Well. We Il lei iIsxi p;,ss,. Da
I = = = T. ~ = y
viii, Iss VIE. anil Is tnere aay truth e
t!a, rumor heard up ,.n Michigan av-
en'r had an imur ago that he Lated
catSo''
"What do know about these :hingse"
exclaimed the official. II am in Il hur-
rv, >ir!''
$50 am I. hut wait q minute more.
Les ST. y YES, wanted TO ask yon
i it would i.e oi any use to Try to revive
Pc snn who had been crowned three
da, p
..Nn. sir!' shou'cd The official.
Nv Wouldn't. ct! Sorry fir .na,. for I
have i bet of ten to NV. ,:l it wnuht
b.. S down minnie while | ask ,Cu
a'ntiirr O lc.I.rn. D., Won believe that
mai"rn,, instinct dcsceuds 10 tisn
Worms"
II believe YOU are crank. sir. and
-I'
You do. ch? Then win bet of
twenty to five. and viii never cease to
be grateful. History tells us of the
yolib--'
Il am going homer
"Ccrtainly. and I'll walk up street
with YOU, History tells us of the youth
| who fired the Ephesian DOME
IL don't care IL don't care cent,
sir!
, Yes. but what was his name, and
| was ihe dome nsurcda Did the fire de-
/ par;mont come out. and was the youth
arrested on charge Of incendiarism?
/ want your drcisi ion2"
| Go away go off don't want
| you.' outed ,he official rs he tried to
"t-walk the other.
Vau know, don' t youa'
IN, no. sir--eo way from mel"
You ,t,i't? Then lose doub. bar
relied shot-gan on a bet that you did
One more question"
| The officlai rushed for a car and en-
tered it. but the man walked along be-
side it and looked through the window
and said:
WHAT is meant by the term 'spon-
taneous outburst? | have frequently
seen ii in print. and thought Id ask
you to explain"
| A silver nalf-dollaf changed hands in
the car. and u broad d-shoui,lered laborer
jumped ont ani spit ON his hands and
ran the iaformation-seeke into hard
ware store, where he had no sooner re-
covered his breath than he said TO the
clerk who came forwards:
II We always Thought if | ever got
time TO CAL in here ia ask YOU if il
was true that Henr, VIII. invented Sar-
atoga fried potaioes?"- Detroit Free
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31


A. rich mine has lust been opened In
Manitoba after a curious history. 1t has
long pecn known 10 tl,. Iu.i ans. who
believed that the G -ea, SIP rii would kill
any one VINO rev 'll,'d lis l"c Il o, 10 y
ss lite man. A last a Frenr.ii, N mar
red 4 >qtlw. wac ~ Tim, told aim HE
golden srctet.
Jon II, p1n. II l.xnr aa. P.na-
.,i,.,,..,t. ,.o,t{s ..sn.jf..,e IN !, :
GA. a t,e f. ~; nf 4. /. a i
,xuc.. \ scrteG ar VS. 49,. SID.
4..uit ,,lsus4 am WA -s,t -,
'"i'c 5sa 80 ~. 'r 'i'.T siruh
.tu wi nat 'aft "t@is. ifts
naa ma 81 4t@.
Cau j 81 ~ ,lts,. ou II %.
iu t,r..utn tae n, as rappls in ~
ruo.. sui; out he n..mpcr 4 >evesAi
railroad Lees and sea; t..sm tasonyn.
Naen they were recovered below tae
wnir pool aad bo.t'm saw Their scars.
he pack ID up has rubber suit anu 1911
Niagara.
The machinery for an olcomargarino
factory WAS r".r,,tlv sent tu \ iitilc
place above Vancouver. Washington
Territory, where 1t WAS proposed 10 es-
taolish factory. The res dents. now
ever objected. and one night recently
took the machinery and dumped II into
the Columnia RIVER.
A Lawrencebnry Und. man has .
horse with one blin eve. ani waen ne
feeds him he goes iuto the stall on the
goOd-eSe side, fngs with great Hour
ish into the feed-box an armtul OF corn.
then slips In on the blind side amt steals
IT all away except the one ear on which
the morse ~ Dusy. he miypty me&D
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
How ii. Firm aein Wsre Tired Out.

1.-The help we get nowadays don't
amount to shucks. Time MAS wien the
help you hired in hay ing time could do
decent days work, bat this year
they rc wurs II ever.
Old Farmef Smith was getting in hay
at his farm in II suburban town, aud
had two or three new men at work
with him. The old man cont nucd:
Tell YOU what i; is; old as | am can
pack more hay on to II wagiu tlSa any
two men of the present day can fork
up" ..
Suppose you try it. old n;.n,' sug-
gested one OF the men, at the same nt
tipping the wink to his mate ON tne
Opposite side to sock it to the old
man.
The old fellow needed no second in
vitation. With bound he mounted
the cart, and wa- slowing away hay NJ
a tremendous rate. Up came forktul
after forkiul, first ON one side and then
npon the other Tae "heip' WAS pat
ting in its best licks aud Inc Old man
MAS Kept squrlning around in lively
Siyie. much 20 the amusement OF all
nanls.
The "lclp" was rapidly getting tired;
It would never do to give ND and allow
ne old man to come off victorious.
Something must be done at once.
Nv zen ] put up II heavy forkful on
his site, give him all YOU can lift from
re other end nd knock him out, J"
said one nf the men to the other in an
undertone.
the plan worked well. One of the
men lifted an extraordinary big forkfu!,
Just putting it upon the edge of the
Dad, aud. while The old man was lean
ng over eudeav"ring 10 @et 1t in place.
ilc fellow on i5,e other SIDE threw ali he
ouli lifl upon the back of the OLD
.eiow, which. of course, upset him ani
sept him >prawling to the ground.
"Helsoo what are you down here
ior?" asked help M. |, cnieavoring
rs well as he could To conceal his mer-
rimcnt.
Quick as \ flash from the old man
came the answer: After more aav?
This answer tired t"e help complete
-B0Sto1 Courier,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31

A Bowerv dealer in clothing got hol .
Of a chan the other day who mad q
knowing look in his eyes, and WI"
strongly objected TO paying 81 for
coat which nc had tried on.
..yhell, don't say dot it Is worth
S7.'' replied the dealer.
Then why do YOU ask it?' ).
.Vhell, my eyes haf got SO poor GOV
an>pody can pass hadt money on me
now. Ii ] sold dot geat for = Z shouid
expect to git 81 in goun,erfelt money
and So silver dot vhas plugged oop.
IL guess III take it, said the stran-
Ger. after pause, and he scraped tue
Bottoms Of his pockets and hunted MS
wallet over for bills. !,
dot Ii right. young man, ana I
know YOU wolldn't sheat an ole man
/ init sore eyes. ~.
The coat was bundled up and the
! stranger disappeared in Il lively man
nrr. The dealer turned to the cash on
4 the counter. carefully examined 1as'. .,l
. niece. and ther WAS y hease'iiv sni'sc
| IN his face rs he chuckled out:
/ "Onlv ninety cents Of badt money,
md some OF dot blenty good enough =
mt in the shiIdren's saving 0Ah%'
Wali Strsst ke'sse
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
Br aklng Un au :ilop I'm ut.

:. young fellow from the country.
whose manhood is wreck and nse
finances are more dilap dated. ali from
i ssipatiun, had won the affections of 3
pretty country maiden, and insisted on
meeting her against stern fathers
will. 4 fe" nights ago they met and
were arranging an eiopemcnt The spot
they had selected for their trvst was
near an old famil, burying-grouud, ank
The hour was near midnight. Tney had
made no definite plan, owing 10 the
girls perverseness. and the fellow WAS
suing earnestly. winn u groan was
heard in among the graves, ana white
form rose up and advanced toward the
couple. Neither of item could speak
nor move. The figure moved slowly
forward, the eyes seemingly blazing and
the bones clanking As it stepped. Wnen
within few feet OF the lovers it
spoke in q scarcely articnlate tone,
telling the vonth TO "Brwnne! as his OBJ
jcct was t. destroy the girls happiness
after getting her Money The yonny
fei,o slid on his knees. promising tn
ie"ve. il he was allowed. He WAS
granted ten seconds TO get out Of sight.
when the girl ke"l',l over in 4 fa'nt and
tae Young man started on Il run for
home. Tnen the Old man threw down
sheet on w.ich som" phrs rsphoruS had
been rubbed, and some old dead cow
bones he had p!ck"d up. tonk his girl in
his arms and c,rr.,d her into the house.
rne Young fellow iia, l.f, tie COUNTRY
and the girl is As genile apl quiet ~ :
d.Te. TIE nld man is ha pN AMI give,
lis dauy ster ali the presents a"'i Al
enlion he can ..ui has never t~,.l his
part in the transaction. and sle has
never spoken ner lovers name. nor
said word nf tie L.rr r that drnve
hhm from her side. --.Im9ricas (Ua)
Recorder
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
Oour.iur Entirely by Letter.

He was a nice Young man. could nGt
b else. because, YOU see, he came rom
Chicago. which vital fact stamps him
.guileless. But he accomplished nine
.days' wonder in ST. Louis. Il WAS re-
veaied thus: We we're invited cut to
farewell dinnrr. e ven to a br;,nd new
bride III few hours ex ~trnce. She
was to leave our classic s.,ades and
barry herself in the cit, by tie lske. No
QUE had mel the him oi tae casa. and
In the IN. ster Gus svco.ni sior, region
devoted ut swell affairs - he ad-
iusfment of feminine nn ain- IS surmlse
anl speculation were hu.v. 10 which l
listened wOn,lerin.ri, until called across
the i,all tn tue bride. wien | learned
this marvellous tale:
..D0 / look w.lI?" whispered she of
Ire new title. Il am 80 anxi,ms. Y"n
!, ,slnst kn.w ! 40 not know my hus.nn,i
~ U. !;
dated back two wears.
..So IL sl".,.. but by lett +. nevrr saw
him until M,nda,."
ID lee ab e l. un,iernoi.4. l.t.' II m
day? WV. ti,is is ntsIy Wei e'lasr
..if Inns !. n,, ,'n ir,.,,cc,t .ni,l;,,.
ecstatic f,i,h How in the world ID
yn, -, h,n ia, T.. u.. ,.rn...,.,eJ
tn..s.p,erI /, y.rr.,,.I mr. l.,,nJ 70
.n,,. snr, If hprr.,ra"
81 tm.w n,,h.n, 7 si,,,x ,,n.ea
him"
h. c,m. fr,m q ,., ~ :, ~ 49,. .,is
A,I ), ,,.,r1. .,m. ,n,.. M, i.
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-" f"' "
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31
ELK POINT, UNION COUNTY, DAKOTA,


Perhaps no class of persons is so Civ.
en- to au As attic culoring of language
in business signs as the boolblack fra
ternity. From the high toned artists
and professors VINO preside over
bootblackng "s,udios" aud '.es,ablisi,-
ments." down to the it.neraut street
bows who promise '.boss shine. there
is prevalent the same exuherance Of
"gliltering generai,ies." An instance
Of this tendency resulting IN IN anus
ing incongrui of ideas Is The sign of .
certain worker in black-and- white in
vitin- customers into .'shoe cleaning
parlor! Sometimes this kind of
granailoqHence has tutn to II tnat
catches tue fancy and brings in mrnv .
dime--thus. tie 81 n of a boo, b ack ON
the Boston common runnin": "Tne cnlIa-
monwealth expects every man 10 have
his boots blacxed." !"
BARRIERS. too. are somewhat pronc To
induig IN h, perbsS q; Ms when 4 shop.
more likely tiiAn not tO be shorn Of ev-
cry mark Of splendor. is unbiush fiyiv
advertised rs Il ''ion>orial palace" Of
another breed oi barber WAS he whose
undivided 81 IN read: "What do YOU
think glass uf beer and shave is
to be had for 5 ccns"' The unwary
person who, after y shave and g glass
! OF beer. handed ny his nc<el. was
somewhat enlightened TO be TO i that
the si~n. properly res |. Was: 'What!
DO ,ou THINK a g!,~s ot beer. etc.
| \ suinew al cnnirai como noi ON ~
sureal-,aglei>m AMI business is the
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4 p.nnsv,v,pia ghost makes its Al

A Peunsvlvsnia ghost makes lts ap.
,aar,nce in the form of woman in
White. and then c.,an2es into \ piaeA
sneep. We are willing to believe .l'c
white woman part OF the story. put waen 90
. MAJ man tells us how, in the dead nour OF
= s.,;i"igIt ; with every star blotted out o.
[ ,;.a IN Nv the ;nky clouds. and while y
was raining like honse AZURE ~ .h;..
a black sheep run ttronsh 'He ~, . i,
woods anil dense underbrusn uh' h;,i !
we, ws are going 10 believe that It was vas, ru n'
,oL W ~ bnt merely aa ordinary. sell re.
spectinr sheep running to get away
Src,, the nwfuilcst liar in America. :
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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-10-31

Z HVW1uStt
dies wrapped up il contents bills. Ihu
latest cunien;s bills are pasted on tllc
backs of the caris and away they Oh us
speedily rs II one OF Arab bamb- fcli
among them. They dash through. l.on
don streets with the roiticky reckies
ness Of ire engine, and soon seated
toal points of the compass. Tue bun
dies are dung in at the doors Of the
news ayents rs the ctrts hurry bs with.
out stopping. At the street corners
they pause aud the news-isoys gathes
around, handing in all the former ..ii,
tiunS that are uns,,ld. ioee eet.ier VIII
cash for rs many more as they wish ~.
buy. The papers are dc,,ii with grca
csieritv BY the man in the carr, who has
trick os holding the sheets In a pecu
liar way in his left hand. while he ruus
his right across the edges thus exposed
counting them accurately with the espeesi
of lightniny. The amount of cash. gen.
orally rendered in pennies. seems 10 be
almost ins,inclivelv got at by netting
them in his hand. The round has to bs
made within certain time, and the
carts have to be back before the mex,
edition is due, and the cash and returns
handed in before another. lot is brought
out. On the last round they collect the
cash and the returned papers from the
news agents.
The evening papers here are haral,
as honest in the matter OF mum 5erins
their editions as the American contem-
poraries. No London evening paper
numbers an edition as ..iirst;n for in.
stance. the Echo's first edition Is called
the second, and is issued ut o'clock.
The next edition they call tue fonrlh.
and is issued al 2:20. Tie fifth edition.
which is really the third, comes OH:
al 4:20; tine special edition ai 6, and the
extra special ut s. Some Of the evening
papers begin business with third edi
ton, which the unsuspeciing Britis .el
buys up,ier the impression that he i.
getting something yer, late indeed.
London Cor y, troll Free Press