News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-11-15
THE HUMOROUS PAPERS.
WHEAT WE FIND IN THEM TO SjIII4E
8E EI2.
Why He Went West Opposed to Prohibit
Obstruction and DiaCrTncC-Appiy-
tc the Police, E!@., EtC.

Why He Went West Opposed to Prohibit
iIou-D -Dj~;iuciiam and DilCrrHcC-Appiy-
to TIA" Police Etc, Etc.
AN OLD LETTER.
'NIy dear, said Mrs. Popperman to
her husband last evening, 81 was look
ing over bundle Of old letters to-day,
aud found this one which you wrote TO
me before We were married, when you
were Young and sentimental.
"What does it say?'
81 II read it..
"Sweet idol Of my lonely heart. If
thou wilt place thy hand in nine, and
saw, dear love, I'll be thy bride, we'll fly
away to some far realm-weu fly to
sunny Italy, and meath soft, ceruIean
skies we'll bask and sing and dream of
naueht but love. Rich and costly paint
incs bv old masters shall adorn the
walls Of the castle III give thee. Thy
bath shall be Of milk. A box at the
opera shall be at thy command, and
ROYALTY shall be thy daily visitor.
Sweet strains Of music shall IuII thee
from thy morning sIumber. Dost thou
accept? Say yes, and fly, oh fly, with
me-"
"And flow" said Mrs. Popperman.
'But If / had been as fly as I am now,
I wouldn't have flown" = Boston
Hcru1d.
lie WINS EVERY TIME.
81 am very sorry for you, sir, but my
daughter has been brought up 10 life
Of luxury, and I can never allow her to
become your wife"
"But you forget. I am q prosperous
broker"
eyes, I know: but the markets are
very uncertain, and you may be poor
man tomorrow.
"But own rolling mill, too"
$50 / understand, but the iron bust
ness is subject 10 great fuctuation."
"And have three woolen factories,
am member Of Il iobbing firm and own
a large amount OF real estate" "
"Au Of them uncertain properties.
Even real estate s "eln8 rune. 'J Ii" L
taxes. Have You nothlh& else
''Yes, I own newspaper
ooh! l beg your pardon. Take her,
my dear boy. She Is yours. "-Philode!
,,5ia CaH
AppLrIxa TO THE POLICE.
r-,o r,,+oin Of Police at the Central
station had a call the other day from a
1,o,,1-or who came to give away Il sus-
,,.'-;'>,l' ,.,;',,,l.' ,I,ar,oto,,
"How long have you noticed him
around >" asked the Captain.
..Anout throo days.
''Il"w Is u., "r.,,i,' .,5, Looks quite re
.,,nrta},.e,"
'.i- 'a nni"t or ta'l-"t'''
..Nni You believe Il" Is .' character
VIII" @h""id t'e w't''''" /:
) c'rI.',i''S I'o' +1,;.,7- NO i on ?
" L'' 5''S ~ ~ ,.o,, ; -" sIlsnact him Of ?2
i,,,T ,,1,-I,,- - Lo Is the President Of Il rewly
=. ,.l,.'l l',.' Iovada silver mine, and here
I'5' cl., Nv, ,,,,,,,osa Of selling shares. Yes,
~. -: ' 1,;- oc+:ons have convinced me that
5'l' 81 ona,r+ to be shadowed whenever he
loovcs his hotel. ."-Dc5roH Free Press
,,-r,sr
WHY He "i--,- -
GIVE worked on papers HON ~. l'o<''0.
to Frisco, but never long ,'' u 'i'liS' 49,,
love Independence. Never 0''' o'L1o ~ ,S w.
discharged from a paper. lol''0
Greeley advised me to 80 West
Glow was that ? i'll =
"In the summer OF 1901 l "oiAo,' e,e,', y y
+ the YrjdonC, and one SUNDAY "l'e' "o1 ~
il was seated, with several other'' IL u u
large, common loO'--i s,,, - 1cos i,o,,ohI
. ME- Nt1SN'1' ., r,..,,, ono corner but c
t parNuOned on IioAI Ol'0
7l,, r-,s mover known to be
t SuhuaS9 Ho 1.:., l,,.c,o o,7iI
g.; before evening. IahunS " L'l6c ~
o tobacco from my mouth, L offered
1 io''''O~' I,,a,1o +bo+ 7 c0DId 1
e waGer-1he lriii0''''.t: - w W.