The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-12-13
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Bil 70 for Husbands.

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Hin Is for Husbands. ..,...
Spend your evenings anywhere but
home.
w cease to be lover when you become
q husband .e-a
81 aIIry lIy to be an autocrat lin your own
Of Thmk Va4 more more Of your club than you do
Get over the spoony habit of kissing
your wife as soon as possible.i
make up your mind you are perfect,
and wonder why your wife Is not as
perfect as you are.
DON'T got the habit Of praising your
wife for anything she does. You did
enough of that before marriage, per-
maps, TO- last any ono q lifetime, NI'H
! Allow YOURSELF plenty Of loose chanpe
tor any emergencies that may occ,ir
put DON'T give your wife any pin money
II she wants to buy a stick of candy
for the baby, let her putitSon tho bill.
Always make it a. rule tokrowl when
bill comes in, before you know what
" Is for. Then if it saould happen to
De your cigar bill or wiue bill, your wife
VII take you for fair sort Of growler
after all. e'0"o1
Try to pass among your chums as 4
generous, liberal sort Of a follow who
spends money like a. prince, and when
your wife asks you now and then for
some extra home comfort toll her
honestly you can't afford it. -
When your wife gives you gentle
nlnG Cilat she needs new bonnet or
dress, bo as deaf as a door-post, When
you take her out in public be sure to
ask why 1T is that other mems wives arc
so much better dressed than she is.
1ry 10 forget as soon as possible after
marriage that your wife left her mother
ana her sisters and her cousins and her
aonts TO 90 through tho world with
you. Leave her alone US much as
possible and it she complains tell her
women are intended to mind the house
anyway.
DON'T tolerate fancy work in the
mouse. You must have had enough of
that in tue days when you would hold
yarn ny the hour for your sweetheart TO
WIND. You pretended to he interested
III all SORTS OF .Worsted work and; patch
work III those days, but. you Needn't
hesitate about telling the truth now.
be sure to 60 TO the opera house for
every entertainment that comes along.
IL VIII brighten you up and counteraot
Inc strain OF business on your nerves.
Oon't be foolish or eXtravugent enough
10 take your wife with you; her place is
10 wo'k hard all day and mend the
chiidrehs clothing i'll the evening.
!ry 10 forget as soon as possible the
folly OF your love-maklng days. You
IhoughC then an umbrella or u fan was
LOO much OF weight tor your angel to
carry. DON'T let 1t disturb you now If
You see her trying to lug a scuttle. Of
coal upst;irs.
Never reflect how many annoyances
ana petty vcxations your wife may meet
during tDe day in the care OF her house.
hold anu OF her children. When you
90 nome don't kiss lIer to brighten her
up as you used to, but ask her what In
llullder she looks SO Ulue about.
II IL happens to be a stormy evening
ana you don't care to 20 out, hide yo,lr.
selt behlnd your newspaper and get so
Interested III tho political portion of it
IhaC you can't hear the civilest question
your wife may ask. Ii tho children's
play annoyes you, make the young i,nps
clear of to bed.
once you are married resolve to be
rich. Work without ceasinQ: don't
take half time to eat your meals; plan
during the night what you'll do On the
morrow, screw down expenses to the
lowest notch; don't give your nerves or
Dram any rest. Before long your wife
VIII nave oross~gralned dyspeptic on
nor hallds whom nothing on earth will
please.
Dont think 1t worth while to re-
hehiDcr that once the love OF a true,
"hole Souled woman has reen giyon to
you 1t Is worth treasnrlng up and keep
ing TO tho end OF your life. uaying
Won her heart, treat it as q toy Of
which you soon grow tired. Look on
nef as woman to support, a handy
h0usskeeper, u domestloi convenience.
but fail 10 recognize In her the woman
VINO left all TO follow you, and who is
Wiling to worship you still il you will
only lot her.
DON'T stop to think that your wife
may have been u fathers pet and :.
moLher's darling, accustomed to have
her way OF things all her long life If
SometnneS. the cares Of housekeeping
puzzle her; and things 60 wrong ia
spite OF her and she ls Inclined to Yet
discouraged, make up your IN nd at
once that you have married the wrong
one, that she doesn't love you at ali,
etc., etc. Jump at some rash conclusion
at once, and don't listen to the reason
ing OF your heart that tho girl-wite you
nave married is worth hor weight In
gold, and will gradually develop into
one OF the best and nobest women on
earth.
Put these rules into practice and If
you don't havea nervous, crosS.grained,
scoldlng, fretful, ill-tempered. reckless,
desperate, sort OF wife it wouldn't be
your fault.
Olco 1Oe Cream.
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