The Evening critic., 1883-04-18
Miscellany.

Hairs show which way the wives 60.
Texas expects to have a population OF A.
100000 in 1890.
Joaquin Miller would like to be cremated
after he dies.
There is not school In Isaquena County,
Mississippi
The New York Elevated Road refuses to re-
ceive trade dollars
Expectoration receptacle is the Oscar Wilde
name for spit-box.
The telephone has great many connections,
but no blood relations.
good watch is known by its works. 1t may
be real good without, having pretty face
Hungary has 1916 producers of silk, who
turned out 5000 pounds of silk In 1881.
When insurance companies insure baseball
players they place the risks as "extra hazard
ous."
The new German Minister OF Marlno Is a
general OF infantry, and the naval men are
disgusted.
When suspicious looking American man
is seen In England 1t isn't fair to accuse him
with being dynamite fond. He may merely
be man who has fed to escape his mother
in-law.-Fhiid. ChrOnicle-llerald.
"a prudent man." says witty Frenchman,
sis like pin. His head prevents him from
going too far"
Iyour good name is the only inheritance
you can leave to your children you had better
begin 10 make one.
"Don't put in no muskeeter nettln' for mo-"
said aunt Hannah. 81 don't want 10 breathe
no strained air"
Do your very best every time on tho work
that lies nearest you, and leave the future
take care OF itself.
1t was the man who mistook the long French
window In the second story for the door, who
stepped down and out.
HawkInsville, Ca, has q COW 100 years old
that still gives milk. This story may do for
Georgia, but we don't believe II.
The name In full of His Majesty the King OF
Siam is somdetch Phra Paramlndr Maha Chu-
lalonkorn Phra Chula Chom Klav.
Blodson says that there is only one thing to
him whose end is involved In mystery, and
that is the coil Of woman's back hair.
When man prefaces his conversation with
SNOW, know this isn't any OF my business"
you may be pretty sure that 1t Isn't.
The number OF Bapt,sts throughout the
world is about 2,S26,5S2. They have 81, ,296
churches and 19,s9s pastors and mlssiona'
ries.
"oh, Mabel, dear, you act so queer; what
makes you SO forlorn?" "Oh, John--boo, boo
you'd act so too II you had such corn"
The young lady who was broken.nearted
over the elopement OF her aillanced with
rich widow hopes 70 recover-damagos.
eyes" said the landlord, pointing TO his
block OF new houses, ''they're all full 'cept the
last one at the end; that's last but not leased.
Black straw bonnets are bound and trimmed
with gold braid. Rosettes of the braid and
notched black velvet ribbon surround tho
crown.
Governor orittenden, of MlssourI,is said to be
very vain, anu as no Is DOteu Tor MS use OF the
pardoning power perhaps he Will pardon this
slight remark.-N. Y, Herald.
Telegraph wires are 80 numerous on some
OF the streets In Chicago that people living on
fourth floor fat can sift their ashes by
merely throwing them against the network.
The Boston Legislature has passed a law
looking toward the destruction of the English
| sparrows. Instead OF using powder and shot
| to blow them up, We would suggest beans.
| 1t is said 1000 years ago the Indians In
dulged IN Turkish baths" Yes, IL must have
| been all OF 200 years ago. To Judge from the
| one We saw last II might have been 1000
| years ago.
| The new discovery that kissing cures freckles
| may be all right, but the difflculty with a
| youth who has the complexion OF an African
| leopard is that he can't get any girl TO kiss
| him.
Members OF Virginia Methodist church
| found fault with their pastor for smoking q
| black clay pipe, and he resigned.
II seems to be generally expected that the
last coat Of paint on the Keely motor viii take
very long time TO dry.