Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-14

Mary had little lamb,
Its fleece was black as ink,
And Mary had dyspepsia
She couldn't sleep wink.
She suffered both by night and day.
With pains and aches, until her
Kind friends suggested she should take
P. Davis Pain Killer.
1t quickly turned dyspepsia out
And made her good as new,
And just the way that Mary did,
Should all dyspeptics do.
There is nothing to show what disease killed ADAM
but it was doubtless something like appleplexy.
For five cents, Wells, Richardson & Co.. Burlington
w. will send colored samples of all colors of Diamond
Dyes, with directions.
Economy is the mother of riches, sure enoungh;
but she does not have large family.
Golden Medical Discovery is not only sovereign
remedy for consumption, but also for consumptive
nght-sweats, bronchitis, coughs influenza, splitting of
blood, weak lungs, shortness of BREATH and kindred
affections of the throat and chest. BY druggists.
You will find, my dear boy that the dearlyprized KISS
Which with rapture you snatched from the hafwillng
miss,
Is sweeter by far than the legalized kisses
You give the same girl when you've made her Mrs.
Ayers hair vigor restores the original color by its
stimulating action at the roots produces vigorous
growth, and gives the hair that beautiful ustrc which
results only from a strong, healthy condition
A boy can pull four times more weight in boys on
sled than he can in coal from the back yard.
"a CELEBRATED CAsE"-It seems probable that Mr..
Michael OConnor OF Gaesburg, H.. is not related to
the celebrated Charles OConnor. He says: "Samari-
tan Neryine cured of dyspepsia and general debl-
ity."
The festive fly will go into training for pedes-
trian matches on bald heads.
One of the highest, most sacred, and imperative
duties of every person is to alleviate human suffering
and human life If you are not afflicted with
heart disease advise your friend who is, to DIR.
Graves Heart Regulator 1t is the one absolutely in
fllible specific. and costs only one dollar bottle
| Medical Journal.
The first time you two women kissing each other
just notice how quick they let go.
Lotteries originated in Florence in 1880. Most pro-
prietary medicines lottery. This is not true Of
Wheat Bitters. 1t is rare and recognized pharma
ceutical preparation and is certain for dyspep
STA, all types of kidney and liver troubles-in fact
! household necessity
are glad of it; long experience having proved tina
rasteboard is not quite strong enough
Strength to vigorously push business, strength t.
study for profession strength to regulate a house
hold, strength to do a days labor without physica
pain. Do you desire strength? If you are broker
down, have energy, feel If life hardly WORT
living, you be relieved and restored to robus
health and strength by taking Browns Iron Btters,
sure for dyspepsia. malaria, weakness and al
diseases requiring true. reliable non-alcohoc tonic
1t the blood nerves and muscles and regulate
every part of the system.
A young Detroit clergyman, newly married. took 70
his text "She pleaseth me WELL"
Example is better than precept" 1t is we'll know
that dyspepsia. bilious attacks headache and man
other ills can only be cured by removing their Gauss
KidneyWort has been proved to he the most efectui
remedy for these and for habitual costveness, whc
SO affiicts millions of the American people.
Isn't it little paradoxical to speak of man as
crank when he is so set in his mind that you can
turn him?
Beautiful women are made pallid and unattractiy
by functional irregularities. which Dr. Pierce's "Favo
lite Prescription" will Infallibly cure. Thousands
testimonials. By druggists.
strange astronomical phenomenon is seen in IL
fact that when The rate father takes down his trur
strap there are liable to be spots the son.
= ANSWER TnIs.-Can you find case of Brghts di
ease Of the Kidneys diabetes. urinary liver COZ
plants that is durable. that Hop Btters has not
S cannot cure? Ask your negbors if they can.
: You needn't be crusty, said Toxins to his bett
half Better be little crusty than not half baked
was the reply of his amiable spouse.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voltac Belt G.
Marshall Mich will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Eie
tro-Voltac Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to men young or old) who are afiict
with nervous debility. lost vitality and kindred trou
: les, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address above. n. B.
No risk is incurred, thirty days trial is allowed.
IS Proud Mr.. Blobbs-"lf my boy amt gon' to
e president. signs do not COUNT Why that boyll r
Il away from school every day to go a-fshin'.''
n Work given out. On receipt of your address "
make an offer by which you earn S. to 81 eve
ngs. at your home. Men. women. boys or girls C
do it, II. &C. Wilkinson Co., los & 1877 Fulton ST.. n