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The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-11-21

"Wush you'd take these pale in
gons away from here" sail a rural
Arkansaw man, pointing to a vase
Of celery, "an' fetch some that's got
some git up ansgit in 'em, /" 81
A Baptist minister was once ask
ed how it was that he contented n
tho marriage of his daughter TO a
Presbyterian. SWELL" Id renliad
''as far as / have ever been able ~
discover, Cupid never stuffed the
ology." =
"Your cheek is an awful temnta-
ton to me, The exclaimed a. he
hooked admiringly at her fresh
young face. sYour cheek must he
an awful burden to you, she re-
piled, glancing at him susi,iciouslv
ana tne iresn young man with
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-11-21
ta MORRISTOWN reaf II
MALE HIGH SCHOOL, H.
I IT, Davenport, An. ,RPliiL..'' Riii,. e. 3.
= 1SS3AIsS4. sIroqsr IN,

= :, Ihis school is located in Morrfstowu Fss4
Aennsssee, IN healthy, business, growing tsws,
on the East, Tennessee. Virginia and tse0rels
@aiirqad, and at the terminus of the Cincinnsti
cumberland Gap and Charleston Railroad Tksre
II y mere every facility for intellectua social an1
moral Improvements iastt fti~ OF ftffflfTf -
Ihe next session win begin Monday Ausust "A
1858, andcontinue two terms Of Ie weeks eaeL y
fi TUITION PER 1ERM OF Is wEEKs..'.
orthostaphy, Reading, Pennanship. primar,
Arithmetic and Primary Geoaraphs, NJ 81 = a *
Hngher Arithmetic, English Grammar. Cle
=, ography, History and Composition J1,l.l . 90
Aiementary Algebra, Natural Pnilossphy
fhyslcal Geography and Rhetoric ~ 0e
chemistry. Astronomy Geology, Intellso
.Gal and Moral Philosophy Logic HiOhs, e fN b
mathematics, Latin and Grsek. IA a
Contingent Fee 80 % = ~ nt ~
One-naI q the tuition and the contingent fss
nust @ ne paid IN Hdvanee. i+-l- ftrf1FeYf - 7
no deduction Will be made for ahaenea axaapA
IN case Of protracted fflneea II Sry-4F
con petent assistants viii be secured to r..sA
the demands OF the school = - y fT-'rc
ed. 3li75'Fe = r. 1-.'s1' oa' fikpty eAIsrs,f
Board can be had from es to $40 per, mentA ..,,.
or luriher particulars address the Principai. s.
Ans. .s-sull l'eelq s.ss'ialE pAy1EsoAT, {.
'ess-''ni' MorEistown, Tehn.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-11-21
D. A. NELSON M... D.,

. Once over w. r. .Carriaer's Dtua siore wAer.
70 can ne found day or night, unless prcfssaionaL
B All who have cwed me medical hflis f.r
professional services under apy eirepmstaasss.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-11-21

Entered Gt the Fo-s Osacs At Morristown, Tenn.
Rasecond class matter.l
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-11-21
THE MORRINFOWN GAZETTE.


IHrdTiabEy an ddUance, otherl0ise SO.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23

Poney Deal. two cowboys, has shown
up through the confession of Barnes,
and If the slayer of Gale does not find
hemp made to do him justice for the
one crime he may for the other. The
murdered men had been working for
Fowler and had left hls employ with an
unpleasant feeling existing. Fowler
cherished his wrath against them until
he concluded to kill them, and followed
them to Alamo, not far from Snake
ranch where he overlook them. After
the usual greetings Bill asked Fowler
for a chew of tobacco and received in
stead a ball from his revolver. Poney
made quite fight and proved himself
a very rOOr marksman none of his
shots at Fowler taking effect. Fowler
is forty-eight years of age and a native
of Mississippi. Barnes is nineteen.
The SocorrO Advertiser says that the
two in jail together Quarreled the other
day and IN their accusations against
each other mentioned twenty-six muir
ders in which they had figured together.
Fowler is spoken of now as being the
most ahject, whini ng, cringing coward
that ever occupied the Socorro jai !.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23
Boys Will by Boys.

An exchange says boy will tramp
two hundred miles in one day an rab--
bit hunt and be timber IN the evening"
when, If you ask him to cross the street
and borrow Jones two inch augur, he
will be as stiff as p meat block. To be
sure he will And he will go swimming
all day and stay in the water three
hours at a time, and splash and dives
and paddle and puff, and the next
morning he will feel that measured in
suit has been offered him when he is
told by his mother to wash his face.
And he'll wander around dry creek
bed all the evening piling up a pebble
fort, and nearly die off when his big sis
ter wants him to please pick up bas--
ket of chips for the parlor stove. And
he'll spend the biggest part of his time
in trying to corner a stray mule or a.
backb barred horse for ride, and all his
life's charms have fed when it comes.
his turn to drive the cows home. And
he'll turn ten acre lot upside down
for ten inches of angle worms, and
wish for the voiceless tomb when the.
garden demands attention. But all the
same, when you want a friend who,
will stand by you, and sympathize with
you, and be true to you in all kinds of
weather, enlist one of those same boys.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23
A New Discovery.

One of the most valuable discoveries
recently made by practical men of SCI
ence Is means of lighting up the hu-.
man body with electricity in such a
manner that the physician or surgeon
can clearly see the field in which he is.
to operate, The advantage of such a
discovery cannot be overestimated, as
it is fact, admitted even by the pro-.
fessional gentlemen themselves, that
they often fail to relieve pain be-.
cause of being compelled to work in the.
dark; and when treating an internal
ailment they are as likely to injure as to-
benefit the patient with experimental
prescriptions. With the new apparatus,
however there is no longer need to,
grope in the dark, and troubles of the,
ear, nose, mouth, throat and other or
gans can be so Illuminated that the,
operator can clearly see the minute
parts.
The adaptability of the electric light,
that is of the incandescent order is so
apparant that it is a matter of surprise
that a man of medicine was not the.
discoverer of its valuable properties
The instrument when used upon the
human body may be inserted in .vari--
Gus ways. 1t contains at one end an
objective which forms an image Of the,
part examined. 1t permits of the IL
Illumination of the walls of the stomach.
and the consequent examination of the,
same by the aid'of lenses. The light is
very clear, said to be in no way In
furious and shows the parts in their
proper eolors.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23
A Practical Examination.

"Fwhat's thisp" asked Brooklyn
parent as his daughter brought to him
a printed slip denoting the new school
books required.
Those paw2 Why, those are new
books I shall require ere l finish my
course of studies"
Fwhat's this?" he asked pointing to
the first.
"Tbat's book on minerology."
"An' fwhat's minerology
1T is a science that treats Of the
earth's substance, stones and so forth.
AN fwhat's this ?"
"That's botony. That treats of tlow-
ers.
AN thisp"
"That's music. l could never learn
to play on the piano without that.
"a -eh2'
II must have that to be perfect in
music"
"How many bricks in pile tin fate
lang an tin fate thick ?"
"Oh, paw! what do l. know about
horrid bricks =
@"How many pals ev water in a, els.
tern three fate dape an tip. fate in. dy-
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23

the Range and attend to its forwarding
Merchants in the Blac Ran e are offered
special Inducements to deal with us. We
viii treat all fairly and sell cheap
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23
NO. S3.
amiter?"
"Really don't know, pa"
"How much is -four a barrel?"


"Really l don't know, pa"
"How much is -four barrel?"
Really, Paw!"
(which is the best-chuck steak ar
billed corrun bafeY"
Now, paw, you really unstring my
nerves.
See you here Marry Ann. O'ill have
no more ye're going on. Do you set
doun there by the cradle an rock Patsey
phile ye're mother do be rockin' the
baby, an thin do We go out to the poomp
an bring in water for de days washin'.
Bottony. o-hoi Strommy, o-hol An ye
wan to know the names Nv flowers an
all about the heavenly bodies. an about
stones an drorin', and the pi-anner.
Marry Ann, ye're fathers hod-carrier,
an yer mothers an honest ould washer
woman. Hereafter yer learn the
price av -four, get up an watch the sun
roise, as certain as the contints Nv a
mOonkey O. bricks an if yer want ter
know anything about music ye can lis
ten ter me play ON ther flute. Mary
Ann af ye do be cuttin' up any more
av yer highfalutin' misanthropes
around these premises DILL jump on
ye're head, wull, an don't yer furget
it. Faith ye're foine leedy. Be hev-
wins oi'm so mad OF do be thinkin' oil
go over to Riley's an swell his head fur
a drink."-N. Y. Dispatch.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23

"There is no lead pencil" boldly ex-
plains writer in the Scientific. Ameri-
can, "and there has been none for fifty
years past" The name of leadi pencil
cameron the old notion that the pro-
ducts of the Cumberland mines. Eng
land, were lead, instead of being plum-
bago or graphite, carbonate of iron,.
capable of leavlnga lead-colored mark.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-23

Brides, as a rule, find it a new and
rather unpleasant; sensation to accept
money from, their husbands immedi-
ately after marriages But an all.
wise Providenceprovide for such mat
ters, and in the course of time this feel
ing gradually wears away.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29
ELECTION REMARKS.

The special election ondivision of
the county and voting $4,000 for the
on 'tire 1ftf"ot" l hilaps5ildiaRs GaIne aatttt
generally expected the division was
voted down by heavy majority. A
small clique scattered through the
county for some time before indus.
triously circulated the report that Graf.
ton was in favor of division, that it
was owing to Grafton influence that
the question was at all raised. The
result of the vote in Grafton gives a
fitting answer to these gentlemen.
The bill when first introduced in the
Legislature was referred to the com.
mite on Counties and Townships, of
which Hon. Geo. P. Harvey was a
member. He strongly opposed Walsh
county being divided, Hon. N. E. Mel.
son, of Pembina, joined hands with
him, the result of their action being
that Walsh and Pembina counties
We're given the right of voting on the
matter and were the only counties
granted such rights. That portion cut
off from Walsh would go to form
Nickeus county and the Pembina por-
ton Harvey county. 10 the labors, in
and out of committee, If these two
members may be given the credit that
the tax payers of both counties had a
say in the matter. We believe in Civ
ing credit where credit is due, and the
laborer is worthy of his hire; we there.
fore take pleasure in giving due credit
to both those gentlemen for their good
work in behalf of the peoples inter.
ests. The people of Walsh irrespec.
tive of locality have overwhelmingly
voted down division, and we believe
that they were right.-Grafton Her
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

Slightly mixed:-That's what was
the matter with us when we said to
our readers last week that the Advo.
cate Office was ':next door south of the
post Office That is we've been living
at Pembina where the Red river runs
north, and you go up south and down
north, and now that we have got up
south in this happy land of Canaan
we're slightly mixed up at first you
see. Well not let it occur again but
just invite you one and all to drop in
and see us. just one door north of
the post office,-Deuel Co. Advocate.
Such is the force of habit. The first
thing he knows Huckleberry will be
whooping up the Red River Valley
some day. That Huckleberry can
find land of Canaan out of the Red
River Valley shows what q contented
and cheerful mind he has.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

H. ~ II
The towns and cities all around are
preparing to celebrate the Fourth.
Every town is making desperate
effort to get to the front, while one
favored citizen in each case is study.
ing by day and dreaming, by night pre-
paratory to the great effort Of his life.
Next Wednesday will witness the
great spreading match when ten thou
sand representatives of Demosthenes
all over this glorious land will tax
themselves to see which can spread
the tips of the American eagles wings
the farthest. The old bird is bound to
suffer this year.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

The Huron convention was success
although as the inner history Of the
gathering comes to the surface, it is
evident that it's success was not so
much owing to the unanimity which
results from one common patriotic i'm
pulse swaying all, as from the adroit
management of a few sagacious lead
ers, who succeeded, for the time being,
in keeping the clashing of rival inter-
ests in the background. There were
wise heads in the fore front of that
movement. And it is but fair to
say that the outcome justifies
the calling of such a conven.
ton.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

Mr.. James Baynes, United States
Agricultural Statistician for Dakota,
estimates the total acreage of wheat
sown in Dakota at l,074,600 acres, an
increase of 20 per cent, over 1882. The
crop is in splendid condition, and prom
Uses an abundant yield. Among the
largest producing counties are the fol.
lowing: Cass, $4,000 acres; Richards,
100000; Trail, $4,000; Grand Forks.
$4,000; Hamlin, 65,OOO; AIinnehaha,
$4,000; Pembina, 40,0oO.-G Grand Forks
News.
The estimate for Pembina county is
too low. The wheat acreage in this
county will not fall below 10000.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29
lHE r oN EER EXPRESS.
r. i. Y0uNg, PUBLISHER.
pEMB1NA, p.r., FRIDAY, Jusr ., 1888
BOYS.

Whites 90 much of the life and am
bition of the people Of this country is
engrossed in the question of getting on
in the world, and so much dependence is
placed upon crops of mo: hard" it
is well that our attention should be
called to the claims the youth have up
on US for their proper training. The
Fargo Republican thinks our crop of
boys needs more care and attention in
the interests of the future of our state.
Itsays:
There is a perpetual crop of boys
growing, and upon this crop depends
the future Of the State. Is this crop
cultivated as well as it should be! Are
there not weeds growing about them,
which are sapping their Vitality Do
they grow symmetrical; or are there
side branches that need looping off!
There may be passion shoots, and van
ity suckers, or the rust of evil may
have attacked their leaves. Parasites
innumerable may be sucking the best
blood of the boys. Whatever the in
fluences that work to destroy the in:
cipient elements of true manhood they
should be promptly stamped upon and
destroyed. Evil influences come so
insidiously-they so stealthily seek out
and occupy the weak points in a boys
character, that, gather strength from
their immunity, and ere the parent or
guardian is aware of the danger, the
citadel is captured and given over to
the enemy. Idle hands, unoccupied
time and a free purse are the parents
of much mischief to boys. The very
best intellects run to smartness rather
than to usefulness. They readily learn
to sail q boat or to drive a roadster,
but fail in acquiring the necessary tai
ent to run reaper Oh to bind grain.
Their taste is exceedingly nice in re-
gard to the quality and cut Of their
clothes; they call their father ':gov ner
or sold man," and are insolent at home
Quick minds and capable brains are
running the country over empty hand
ed looking for chance to win their
fortunes by their wits. An artesian
well of money springing spontaneously
from some convenient locality would
satisfy their desires probably, but the
digging or drilling for it would de.
stroy its disturbances. The effect Of
weak or lax government is visible
everywhere. A strong mixture of
Puritan discipline would be healthy
remedy for much of the evil attending
the tutilage Of our boys. 1t is sad
commentary on our boosted civilization
that the lad with the fewest opportu-
mites should become the peer and even
excel in true manliness those whom
fortune has favored with. better cham
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

Mary Clemmer, the brilliant CORES
pondent of the New York Indepen.
dent, fifty three years of age, is about
to be married to young man named
HUDSON, thirty eight years old. IF
Mary's tongue is as glib as her pen,
Heayen pity the young man. But then,
ne is also a TALENTED newspaper CORES
pondent and will doubtless be able to
keep up his side well. When Greek
encounters Greek then comes the tug
of war,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

The Garfield Gazette is a new journ-
Alistic infant in Walsh county under
the parental care of w. W. Gilbert,
formerly of the Grand Forks Herald
staff. The Gazette makes an excellent
beginning and we welcome it to our
list Of exchanges.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

According to the St. Vincent Her.
aid our neighbol1ng town is going to
have one original feature in it's Fourth
of July programme, ian eloquent dis.
play of fire works.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

This year will be memorable for cy-
Clones. Dakota seems to be compare
lively free from liability to such disas.
tiers, although the Grafton Herald re-
ports a small one at Kensington, Walsh
county, in which the house of Stephen
Cameron was demolished.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

The editor of a South Dakota paper
refers to bis Gown experienced judg-
ment on the subject of education, -
thus saving his readers the trouble of
finding it out.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

The people of Walsh county did not
90 cFedit to their intelligence when
they voted down the proposition to
bond their county to build a court
house. The fear of mourning debt is
to be commended when not carried too
far: Some towns and counties we
know Of have been reckless in this re.
spect. The town of Emerson for in.
stance, carries q debt Of $4,000. But
when great and prosperous county
like Walsh trembles at the thought of
$4,000 expense for court house while
ITS county officials are scattered over
the town using rented rooms in wood.
81 structures, then we see economy
rln mad. Such q hide bound policy
shows that there is q lack of intelli.
gent enterprise with a majority Of the
people Of Walsh county.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

sHHOH's yIFAtIzER is what you
9eeq for consumption, loss of appetite,
alzziness and all symptoms of dyspepsia.
fr'ce 10 and rs cents per bottle. For
sale by L. W1IxExs.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1883-06-29

Reports are to the effect that the
bottom has fallen out of the Bismarck
boom. This is nothing surprising.
All such booms meet the same fate.
Bubbles always burst. The anegedre-
action may be exaggerated, but it is an
unalterable law that wherever there is
imitation there must be corresponding
collapse" 1t does not by any means
follow that the bottom has fallen out
OF Bismarck. She will continue to
grow and overcome the lassituqe that
follows sudden fever.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-10
scTEsTIFIC.

Ku,tz's patent apparatus for taking
photographs by means of the electric light
is an ingenious continuance. You are
seated at one end Of q low platform,
adapted to rotate on a central pivot in a
socket in the floor, and the camera is
placed at the other end. Then the camera
and sitter, while fixed relatively to each
other during the exposure of the plate, are
made to revolve through an arc Of circle,
whereby the shadows are softened and the
light and shade are artisticslly distributed ;
or as Mr.. Kurtz puts it, the sitter re-
mains still while the shadows of the face
are moved" The whole operation is com.
pleted in very few seconds.
It ia well established theory that or
gsns or functions of living creatures grad
ually disappear if unused A familiar IL
Illustration ia furnished by the blind fish of
caves, whose eyes, through long disuse,
have been reduced to rudimentary and
sightIess state. 1t appears, however, that
this visw does not always hold good, If it
be true, as lately stated, that in some Eu-
ropean instances mice have been raised in
absolute darkness for many generations
without appearing to have lost in the
slightest degree the sensitiveness of the
eye to light.
The compound used for making blue fire
has lately been found TO possess explosive
properties, and under the influence of a
severe shock it will explode like dynamite.
If, when it ia burning, water be thrown
upon it, it will also explode. The blue-fre
compound is composed of ammonia, sui
phste of copper and shellac Of sulphur.
Although so explosive, it is safer to handle
than any other of this class of compounds.
Water saturated with alum is recon-.
mended by a French scientist, as speedy
and effectual remedy for extinguishing
fires. His proposition is based on the
theory that the alum would coat the OBJ.
jects wetted with it, intercept the access
OF atmospheric oxygen, and thus stay
combustion.
DR.. Henley and Herr L. Won Frutz-
sober Falkenstein have made a new COM
pound which burns slowly under ordinary
pressure, but develops extraordinary en-
ergy when confined. 1t consists OF mix
ture of saltpeter, chlorate of potash, and a
solid hydrocarbon.
Cultivation Of the Portuguese oyster is
recommended in the French official jour-
nails on account of the alleged richness of
that bivalve in iodine, bromine and chic
rine.