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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-05-24
Not Even uhlnamaa conld Get the News

AsOt Af5u d Oulu1tItdi GUHla INT il9 news.
Jun Cean Sung. an attaehe of the
Chinese Legation in Washington. is now
IN the City looking for Il location where
IN to establish a Chinese Consulate foI
the benefit or otherwise of his fellow
countrymen in New York The Con.
sulate is to be put into shape on or i'm
mediately after fhe 1st of MAY, some
where near Mott street
On learning this your reporter went
to his lodging place first to Woo Kee, on
Park street, finding he had Just left tor
the grocery at , Mott street, to which
your reporter followed just in time to
catch him going away to see some
friends on Broadway. To whom Your
reporter greeted in the genuine Oriental
style and in their own language, this
wise
Il understand, Mr. Jun, it is the ia
tention OF his Exeallencs the Minister at
Washington TO establish a Consulate
here in the city Is it SOP"
well, replied Mr. Jun, who at the
same time looked sharply at the report
er to see whether his knees were bend
ing Cbinaward, that is our intention
now. But who are you who are so anx-
ious to find out our own private busi-
nessP'
Il am newspaper man. safd your
heathen reporter, and that settled it.
The Chinese reporter could not get any
more news.-Ah WAng. an Ae7e York
SAss.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-05-24

Mrs Augusta Evans Wilson, the nov
eiist of Alabama. has a dairy in which
she takes much pride. Her Jersey cows
take prizes She personally attends to
the making of jams and jellies, and her
guests at Mobile praise her for her excel
lent home made wine
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-05-24
Bucklen's Arnica sa1ve.

The greatest medical wonder of the world
Warranted to speedily cure burns, bruises,
cuts, ulcers. salt rheum, feEer sores, can
GERS, piles, chilblains, corus, letter, chap
ped hands, and all skin eruptions, guaran-
teed to cure in every instance, or money
refunded. 25 cents per box. For sale by
Hartz q Rahnsen.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-05-24

A New York paper says the Brooklyn
bridge is about to be opened with eclat y
Ii any persons thought it was to be open
ed with an oyster-krife or crowbar. they
will now see their error.--NorYistoao Her
aid.
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FOR SALE.

One frst-class Safe. good as new.-weighs 800
pounds; will sell cheap; enquire of charles Fie-
big, No. 1915 Third avenue, koek Island, H.
may-14 ct
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selelf Stnry.
THE UNcLE'S CHOICE.

"Do you know you are distractingly
pretty in temper ~
sand you are excessively imperti.
nentw i
Miss Lynde drew her slim figure to its
height and flashed indignant eyes upon
the gentleman opposite.
Sand se,' said Roger Window assum-
ing suiden warmth, "you assume me i'm
pertinent because, to my eyes, you are
the loveliest woman, 10 the world, and
there lore have asked you to marry rue,
whether my uEcle likes il or not"
The young man was thoroughly in
earnest. now and poured out bis words
without reference to rhetoric or effect
sit is precisely that to which object.
interrupted Miss Lynde imperlohsly
Listen TO me. You come here where
am employed as governess, ostensibly to
visit the lady Of the house-in reality &c
see me. You waylay me on the atree,
when ! 90 out to walk; you annoy nj,
and astonish Mrs. Bnrdett, by asking fol
q private interview; and then you tel
me with your usual assurance that yol
would like to marry me. although you
uncle, upon whom you are entirely de
pendent, has emphaticaIly refused hi
consent. You leave my possible feeling
altogether out OF your consideration
Mr.. Window. You should rerembe
that ] have my own dignity, to uphold
and chat | am not scheming adven
turess trying to thrus myself upon al
unwilling family"
Miss Lvnde stopped breathless, ,thougl
in her excitement her gray eyes still
flashed dangerously.
"At least you have been very piail
spoken" said R,ger Window bitterly
standing as he had listened with hi
black brows contracted and arms folde,
upon his breast. "And now. perhaps
Miss Lynde, you will permit me to an
swer you. / have very little to offer il
defense, except that have been FOOLS
enough to loYe you madly from the mo
ment that / saw you smile and hear,
you speak. ! have no excuse ready 70
my reprehensible conduct in waylayin
you on the street-none for asking yo
to accept the devotion Of my life. Par
don me that in dwelling on my own sell
ish hopes have failed to consider th
dellcacy of your position. But wi
not trouble you further, Miss Lynde;
will bid you good-by."
"Stay moment" interrupted the lad
with OBTAINING gesture. "Mr. Window
you have shamed me into an apology fo
my ungracious WORDS with smile vol
Of coquetrY in its perfect franknes
"You do not know what nv life BIZ
been." she added gently. "Even as
child l knew what unhsppiness mean
for my poor mother married, even (
you wish me TO do, against the wish'
OF her husbands family. In year |
,, was tired of her-accused her OF havin
;; spoiled his career; finally he desertt
! her Before my poor mother died 81
told me the sad story. ! promised b
Jthep that I you'd never parry a. g
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The use Of Elys' Cream Balm, 4
sure cure for Catarrb, Hay Fever and
Cold in Head, Is attended with no pam
Inconvenience oridread, which can be
said of no other remedy. Price 50eents:
Apply into nostrils with little I'm.
ger.
An Invaluable article. An
article like Elys' Cream Balm has long
been desired, and now that it is within
the reach of sufferers from Catarrh,
Hay Fever and Cold in head there ia
every reason to believe thev will make
the most of j.. DR. w. E. Buckmsfi,
W. E. Hamman, Druggist, aud other
Eastonians have given it trial, and ali
recommend it in the highest TERMS
Eastom Pa Daily argus. O;t. Z, 1879.
I0In convinced that Elys' Cream
Balm is a cure for Catarrh, Hay Fever
and Cold in head. Many cures have
been made among my customers, C,
7 KIBBY, Druggist, Towanda, Pa.
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Fourth OF July Excursion on the
B. go.

The B and o r. r. will sell round
trip tickets at low Excursion rates from
all stations on its Trans Ohio Divisions
good going July 2, 8 and 4th, and good
returning to July 5th inclusive Take
advantage of the low rates offered to
visit the following cities Oh its line -
Wheeling, Bellaire, Barnesville, Cam
bridge, Zanesville, Newark, Columbus
Mt. Vernon, Mansfield, Sandusky, Put.
in Bay, Tiffin, Fostoria, Chicago, Syra
cuse and Doondale.
The fine fishing at Put-in-Bay, Syra
cuse ands Doondale offers special induce
wcnls 70 lovers of that sport
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The old crop of air-cured tobacco id
the eastern markets is about exhausted.
II would be well if the farmers OF EDS.
tern Olio would give more attention to
sir curing OF their tobacco crops. Ia
Virginia and kentucky tue prospects
are unfavorable for large tobacco crop
this year. the Oaio crop is also likely
to fall short of the usual quantity, and
prices ought to be better this year than
for some years past.
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Auehv
HOME, SWEET HOME.

lAs originally writtenj
Mid pleasures and palaces, though we may
roam,
Be it ever SO humble, there's no place like
.Home
charm from the skies seems to hallow us
there,
Like the love of mother,
Surprising all other.)
Which. seek through the world, as ne'er met
with elsewhere,
There's spell in the shade
Where our infancy plaVd,
Even stronger than Time, and more deep than
Despair! e
An exile from Home. spiendor dazzles in vain
o, give me my lowiy. thatch'd cottage againl
The birds and the lambkins that came at my
CALL
-. Those who nam'd me with pride,-
Those who playd by my side,-
Give me them! with the innocence desrer thar
| all!
The ieys of the palaces through which I roam
Only swell my hearts anguish-there's nc
place like Home.
80 Home, Sweet Home.
|, (As revised by the author. (date not known.
and said to be copied from Mr.. Payne's manu-
scripts, and with his own precise punctuation.
Mid pleasures and palaces though we may
Be it ever so humble. there's no place like
f. Homei 80"
A charm from the sky seems to hallow us there
Which, seek through the world, is ne'er me
Sc with elsewhere!
Home, Home, Sweet, Sweet Homel
- There's No place like Hon.!
There's no place like Home!
An exile from home, splendor dazzles in vain!
o, give me my lowly thatched cottage again!
The birds, singing gaily, chat came at my call
Give me theml-and the peace Of mind, dearer
than all!
Home, Home. Sweet, Sweet, Home!
7i' There's no place like Home! So.
There's no place like Home! -"
Additional StaDzas.
THE following additional verses to the song
of Home, Sweet Home" Mr.. Payne affixed to
the sheet of music and presented them to Mrs
Bates. in London. q relative of his, and the
wife of wealthy banker.l
To us in spite of the absence of years,
How sweet the remembrance of h9ne still ap-
pears;
From allurements abroad, which but fatter the
eye, .t5sH s'
The unsatisfied heart turns, and says, with a
sigh,
"Home. hom J, sweet, sweet, homel
There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!"
Your exile is blest with all fate can bestow;
But nsias has been checkored with m any woe
Yet, tho different our fortunes, our thoughts
are the same,
And both, as we think of Columbia. exclaim,
lc ..Home, home. sweet, sweet, home!
There's no place like home!
ia There's no place like home!"
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An American woman was introduced
to an Italian lady ia Florence not long
since the latter being heralded IS fine
English scholar. She presented b,u-
quet Of flowers to the American, who
ackno wledged them by saving ''rhanks." ("
"Welks," replied the Eaglish-speaking
Italian.
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A blessing.

The pain in allhis joints became in
tense: fever, with its deteriorating ef.
fects, was now added, and be. became
rapidly re;iuced to the semblance OF a
skeleton. while vitality reached its low
est possible condition; and his sufferings
were of such indeserihable character
that those who MOST loved bin some
times thought il would be better il he
we're called away. At this time physi-
clans. well-known in this city Pitts
burg J, informed his parents that he was
in imminent danger of total Paralysis,
and directly aiterRard they announced
to his sorrowiul mother that they could
give no hopes Of his recovery At this
juncture the use of Perdad was CON-
menced, and in six weeks VIM. LINCOLN
CURTIS was well and at work. Read page
20 of DR.. Hartman's "Ills of Life;;" get
it from your Druggist.
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Low Rate Excursions to Sahduskys
Lake Side and Put-in-I3ay.

Commencing Sunday, June 17th, the
B. and .. R. R. will sell round trip Ex-
cursion tickets to Sandusky. Lske Side
and Put in Bay and return. good re-
turning until Sept. goth. 1883, at ex-
lremely low Excursion rates.
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Three Farms for Sale.

TlHE subscriber living miles southeast Of
Woodsheld and l mile west of New Cas-
tie ,( Laings P. o. Monroe County, Ohio, Of.
fers
THREE FARMS FOR SALE ,
containing in sill 500 acres. Two of said
farms are remarkably well improved, and
all have been used IS dairy farms for some
time. aEO NEFF.
j,l7, 'SSm2.
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Whv use gritty, muddy, disagreea
BILE article when Hoods Sarsaparilla, SC
pure, so clear, so delightful, can be OBJ
tanned. 100 doses for 81 o.,
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p. FARQUHAR. M. D.
Formerly of Zanesville, Ohio,)

Physician and Surgeon,
feGes. .sud residence in the Walton property,
WOODS SFIEL D, o b / o.
Aasihg located At the above place, offers his
Professional services, where he hopes by
,eloss attention 10. business to merit public
soaaSsnee and patronages - - :
Chronic Diseases -''i receive special
attention. may4,'35E
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CArARRHA Positive Cure

tions, iniamed and rough surfaces. A prep
e:ation Of undoubted merit Apply by the
little finger into the nostrils, It win b. alb
sorbed, efectually cleansing the nasal pas
ssagesof catarrhal virns, .causing healthy re.
cretions. Il allays, Inflammation, protects
the mem branal Innings of the head from ad.
ditional coldscompletsly heals the sores and
restores the sense Of taste and smell. Benef.
cial results are obtained By afex applications.
A Thorough Treatment Will Cure!
Cream BALM has gained an enviable repu.
tation wherever known; displacing all other
PREPARATIONS. Send for circular containing
full inlotmstion and reliable Testimonials.
By mail. prepaid, 30 cents a package-stamps
rscslved. SSoldrby all Wholesale and retail
druggists. ELY'S CREAM BALM co,
fsb27,'S3Y. !. 0wego, N Y.
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THE NEW PATENT
HIoust-PrOof'
STEM WINDING OPEN lAGE CASE
MANUFACTURED BY THE
AMERICAN WATCH co.

W.a1tha" Mass.
! This case 8 formed IN sne solid piece with
out joint or seam, opening in front only, thus
avoiding the usual Cap. and securing greater
strength and durability
These Watches are all opSn face. The bezel,
into which ar, extra strong crystal is fitted
with an especially prepared waterproof ce-
ment, Is attached to the case by screwing it
thereon, and thus forms an air-tishs juno
tion with the body OF the case, which is
proof against dust and moisture.
To railroad men, travellers, miners, lum-
bermen and others who are almost con-
stantly expossdTaud whos have to make fire.
ddsnt fstsrsnes TO the watch, these qualities
rs Of itheutnoss importance. yst
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The following letters tell their
own story.

| The following letters tell tnelT
:!,ra ,. OWN story. rp, So
y .VALDosrA, GEoReIA, July 20, 1882.
II sold one of your Patent Dust Proof
Cases about ten months ago, aud the other
dayait came bask to me eth the request 70
rhsks it wind easier. on exclamation 1
found that the stsm was rusty, and inquired
into .hs class otsit The gentleman stated
to me shat he Nas starting some saw logs
that had lodged in the bend Of the river,
when his chain caught in bush aud threw
this-watch into about twelve feet of water,
and he was about two hours finding it. When
ne got it out wssruanius and Leth,ught
an right. InF about three months he found
that the stem was hard to turn and sent it
to me.
I can say that the watch is all that the
company Claims sor it aud rscommepd it to
all railroad and mill men.
4xosrYTcr BrW BRNrLYl. !
"CLINroN Iowa, April %, 1881.
Il wish you would send me a spring for
the yvm. Rllsry Watch 81 By the way
this BlierY Is watch. i sold in your Screw
Bezsl Case to farmer last fall. The first Of
January he lost his watch In the woods, aud
found it fbis week in about one sSfoot of wa
ter. & had lain three months aud over in
snow and water, with but slight injury 10
the watch-only hair.spring.
rs sstsFti' C. s.iRAYMoND."
Ths.a6 were very severe tests, and de.
monstrste beyond doubt, that for any rea-
sonsble length OF time during which watch
might be uEdsr water 1t would receive no
y .t p 49, -ttitss ~
injury whatever. ~ -
We make these cases in both gold and
silver, and as q Perfectly Dust-PrOOf
stem winding watch Case, Chal.
lenge the World TO Produce lts
Equal. S'
FOrSal by all First.Class jewelers..
mchc7 'S3m3
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gI2rronNEYs. .lIlaio'
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-10-18
Had written some Poetry.

George NJ. Weston, of New York, who
stated that he was a lawyer and literary man,
submitted to the senatorial committee on la
Dor, a statement in writing in relation to the
taxation of and. In the course of his brief
but somewhat rambling talk Mr.. Weston
mentioned the fact that his father had once
bought some land in Yazoo county, Miss, and
had written some poetry about il, which he
would recite.
'Never mind the poetry" said Senator
Blair, very decidedly.
"But it is not long" urged the witness
Leave it out, please" said the senator.
al would like to give it," pleaded the wit
ness, at is short"
"Well, then you may give it, said tho SEN
or, with a look of resignation.
81 bought some land in Yazoo,
And | failed, and L failed"
'That's it," said the witness, soberly. "1t's
.fter the style Of the piece written about
Capt. Kidd" The general feeling of relief
which followed was accompanied by an au-
dible smile.
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classes that arc easiest to teach. Mel.
gen, in his great treatise, divides the genus
culex into three, but / have discovered, de-
scribed and named twenty-three separate and
distinct varieties. By crossing and mixing 1
have myself created six varieties The mus
quito is distinct from all things created in his
wonderful susceptibility to music. Even the
females, which are most ferocious never drive
their proboscis into flesh without accompany
ing all they do with their own music. They
are also very gentle, and are far less blood
thirsty than you would suppose. Indeed, 1
might keep you a week. Come up again and
l will show you now they fire a little cannon
md draw a chariot. oh, no thank at all,
sir; lam always glad to show my insects.
Good-by,n
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HEALTH is WEALTH.

DR.. Y. @. VESTS NERVE and BRAIN
TREATMENT. n guaranteed specific for
hysteria, Dizziness commissions, hts. nervous
neuralgia, headache. nervous prostratlon,
caused by the use of aleoho or tobacco,
WAX efulness, mental depression. s%ofteninf
Ing to misery, decay and death. premature
old age, b~RrrenneSs, loss OF power In either
sex, Involuntary losses and spermatorrhea,
caused by over-sSertion of the brain. self.
abuse or over-indulgence Each pox con.
tains one months treatment 81 n box, or ak
ofprice.
WE GUARANTEE Six BOXES
To cure any case. with each order received
by us for six boxes, accompanied by IS. we
Will send the purchaser n written guarantee
to refund the money 4. The treatment does
not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only by
George w Hoyt druggist cheyenne. Wyo.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-10-18

Job printing done in FIRST class style
at thu LEADER job rooms.
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The Chinese minister recently celebrated
the event of his little daughter reaching the
age of 4 weeks, according to n Chinese Gus
tom, by n Inner served in American style.
Covers were laid for twelve, and all the Chi
nese legation in Washington were present
and toasted the youthful heroine. Miss Mi
Ju is the first Chinese child born in Wash
ington. She receives the name Mi, which
government.
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Advice to Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and
broken of your rest by a sick child suf-
fering and crying with pain of cutting
teethP II so, send at once and get a
bottle Of Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup
for children teething. Its value is in
calculable. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Depend
upon it, mothers, there is no mistake
about 1t. 1t cures dysentery and diar-
rhea, regulates the stomach and bow
els, cures wind collie, softens the gums,
reduces Inflammation, and gives tone
and energy to the whole system. Mrs.
Winslow's soothing syrup for children
teethiDg is pleasant to the taste, and is
the prescription of n of the Oldest
and best female physicians and nurses
in the United States, and is for sale by
all druggists throughout the world.
Price % cents a bottle.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-10-18

TCnlcuBO Ir1bune.I
Mr.. Langston, the American minister to
Hayti, himself a colored man, the other day
spoke to a st. Louis reporter of Frederick
Douglass thus: II must say that he is the
most impracticable man that ever assumed a
leading position in the affairs OF his race. He
has actually, with all his splendid ability, ac-
complished nothing in all his years OF labor.n
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-10-18

Inter Ocean.l
England supplies the $50, 900, 900 people of
India with salt and charges them IS cents a
pound, equal to a tax of 5000 per cent. A
poor native must work two days and a half
at hard labor to earn enough money to pur-
chase a pound Of salt.
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Courtesy of Wyo. Archives &
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Kissed His wife.


Inter Ocean.1
It is reported that when the Judges Mt Mar
ragansett park announced Jay time
to have been 2:l0Z in the test heat last Sat
urday, Mr.. J. l. Case, the owner of the horse,
was so gratifed that he actually kissed his
wife. 1t is curious what SOM men will do in
moments Of joy and excitement
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San FRANCIsCo.Ca l
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Cut ms out and take along.

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Too frequent excavations OF the bladde
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EMERSON 9 WEST RA AH.R Is ,. GREshE h5,E GoL0 3 R
Business paper discounted. Interest paid oil time deposits. Loan invest
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To prove the wonderful power OF the Great
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A boy says in his composition that '~'onions
are the vegetables that make you SIC when
you don't eat them yourself"