The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-07-26
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The msA sho hsa fas soana1 iof BIS
fr.i sits 10 res cousslng gir' called
Iess.
JACK Oissiacis .'wsrs very proud ~
css ssoe,ss. yoa ipes." Tom Psrsease:
ni~s. lno~. bat hos vculd ycaf saces'
Try feed sheet yosy~
--.N No. ssid Lasas. ~ am not wiling
,haa oar sedainr ,oas sioald inciade Tbs
Ysilovsaons rart, Yello~ acesn't agree
uith 49, ctasplsaica-
Dr. Greeeil. sbo probably ihinks be
lboss. ss,, ~ true low s grounded On
esteem And he Nigh, have sddesl ,h-t u
v nitea nunsfsd 90 Ine cream.
"a wise }. eslic.i l-.,i~t ball l-osss&
esn hsi better ball hcf ,hao 30, bali
be- ps Ifyou aoni get on 10 tins At
nt.'. yon may d. so hali,~r~srj.
Tie ylrsiaia edisor sbo sas reocnily
shos IL lnti aos lies 10 bed and reads
Ties p@lsrs Pretty soon be viii be able 10
~ az Lls paper add read 10 bod. ~ nsnaI
Naomi. the daughter 81 Enoch. de-
clarsa thai she would not marry any man
~bo cas- not Just perfect. " and she did
no, get . hnsLaDd until she ~ss $50 years
old.
-An exchange kise~s tnsn who, when
h. wss conrting. Dragged about having
the i4s@s siri. Hes married. nov. aud has
,lT isoss sifs.. but ie doesn't tell anybody
.t a.
Gan tnsn marry his deceased wife's
sister in any part 81 America = Eoglish-
man No unless tho sister Il willing aud
a. general thing she isn't She knows
lin too we'll.
--'fhe editor ~ the Atlanta Constellation
has discovered the ,eason why Brother
Bsecber cant save any money on salary
Of $4,000 year He says Mr.. Beecber
keeps COW
"A boy IN a history class 10 school was
trying 70 rccite about Nspoleon's troops
ascending HE hill in platoons. and said !
They marched up the bill. pantaloon 81.
ter pan.aloon.
There is room enough at the top.
said the big strawberry ~ he crssled TO
the surface OF the box over his smaller
brethren. So IL is 10 life. The biggest
are the ones wbeget 10 the top.
"A sponge measuring eight feet ir cir
enmierence has been taken off Key West,
aud is said to be- the largest in the world.
II Is not ~ tall a. some who hang around
beer saloons. but il sbsorbs more water.
The movement TO abolish tue vest has
peterei out. When a man takes of his
coat at Sunday school picnic TO lsdle out
the ice cream he wants something between
the public and the knots in his suspenders.
"A Philadelphia man has taken nine
ty nine years lease OF big kettle which for
some reason the owner refused TO SELL He
has probably boughta spring chicken in
market aud wants TO boil il until it's ten
der.
An absent minded editor wrote love
letter aud an editorial at the same time.
The love letter he sent out 10 he set up
in type by the printers. and long edito- |
rial on tariff to biz girl. There was fun
at both ends Of the route.
What il the next thing TO dude? was
asked in fashionable psrlor recently. |
One Young lady answered an ape. another
an ouraog outsog. but when q little girl
said the next thing to dude IL bis under
shirt the subject was suddenly dropped.
Ensllsh snobby: Aw--aw--it must be
very unpleasant for yoa Americans 10 be
governed by people whom you
wouldn't ask to dinner. American belle.
well, not more so, perhaps, than for yon
in England TO be governed by people who
wouldn't ask you TO dinner"
"A farm item remarks that ia fly time
COWS should be kept in stalls This is for
the convenience Of the fly. increasing his
opportunity OF concentration. and ecCno.
MIXING much valuable time that would be
otherwise consumed in chasing q frisky
heifer through ten acre lot
An Ohio man. who last week started
q paper in Kansas. wrote the following
salutatory: II have this day assumed con
troll Of tue Weekly Whocyog OF course
intend to Thoroughly and entirely change
public opinion in this community; but
wish 70 assure the people that will do il
slowly very slowly.
The small boy uuravels the anciebt
stocking TO secure yarn with which 10
make base b,II. When he has the bali
made he cuts the leg Of his fathers boots
to naka cover OF. Aud when the parent
discovers the liberty taken with his boot
the small boy wishes he had used il for a
liaing for bis trousers
AT the baths al impatient young man
walked mp to the door Of one OF the com
pArtuisnts aud knocking on the door OF
the same testify inquired. when in blszes
are you going to get thoss trousers ony
There vas faia, gissle and silvery voice
replied; "Wi,sn get married. ! suppose
II. hal mistaken the door. that's all.
"A Nrs York society not says: 20
Filth sssaae lives lady who drives out
every aiteruooa il a bonuat trimmed will,
clusters Of iiSy gree. apples. II Is d..
eidsdi, a strange freak VI fashion. that 0,
bonnct asa phae,on aud dri,.
Ing out 10 although some Of tie bonnet.
s"tn At aae thsairr. are plenty lasg.
enough lor such pnrpose.
shr,i,lsn once told = story Of the er
a. A.. A.