The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-25
TAKING THE TWINS, PICTURE.

TAKING THE TWINS PICTURE.
Ben was called upon in due time to
take some of the neghbors' pictures.
His greatest trial, however, was with
the Mallory twins. Mrs. Mallory was
very fond and proud of the twins--so
extravagantly fond of them that she
often said they were good enough to
eat. They were as like each other rs
two peas; indeed, Ben thought they
were good deal more alike than any
two peas he had ever seen. They were
just one year and two months old.
Why Mrs. Mallory was so proud of the
twins, except for the fact that there
were two OF them, nobody was ever
able to find out; but she was, and that
was enough for Mrs. Mallory, and, in
deed, for Mr.. Mallory, too-they were
both very proud of the twins, and the
taking Of their pictures was a great
event.
The appointed day arrived. Ben was
told to come with his instruments at
eleven o'clock precisely, for that was
the time the twins awoke from their
morning maps He went accordingly.
He was shown into the parlor, where
the whole family was gathered awaiting
him. Ben by this time felt quite ex-
perienced; he had taken almost every
thing else but baby, and. although 1t
was bold thing to begin with twins,
Ben felt pretty sure of himself. Pres
emily the twins were brought in, and
straightway there was chorus of adj
miring relatives: ..Darlngs, angels, y
"cherubs," 'pets,'' "lambs," .'little
dears,' etc. Ben didn't join in the
do, and SO only stood and twirled his
thumbs, and looked foolish. He knew
very little about babies, and still less
about twins; "but," as he told Sissy
privately, '.he couldn't see anything to
make fuss over; he should great deal
rather have couple Of nice rabbits. !"
They were chubby babies; and they
were dressed in long white dresses, tied
up at the shoulders with pink ribbons.
They were girls, and their names, which
their mother had made II point to get
as nearly alike as possible, were Eme-
line Anna and Eveline Hannah.
And now there was a great dispute as
to how they should be taken. Some
thought in the cradle, some thought in
the baby-wagon, some thought on their
mothers lap, some thought on their
fathers lap, while their Aunt Jane said
they looked "too cunning for anything"
in the clothes-basket But soon Mrs.
Mallory settled the question by emphat-
ically taking them one on each knee.
Now Ben went to work; he pointed his
instrument, adjusted his lens, looked
under the black cloth, and was just
upon the point of saying the word,
when suddenly Emeline Anna set up a
cry. Three aunts at once rushed to the
rescue, which made her cry louder than
before. Mrs. Mallory then sent the
aunts away, and by some stratagcm OF
her own secured silence. In few min
lites they were all ready to start again,
when, unhappily, Eveline Hannah
espied the ribbon on little blue-and-
white sock, sticking out from under her
dress, and directly was seized with a
wild desire to clutch it, This endeavor
brought the three aunts and the father
promptly to the scene. All at once, it
occurred to their Aunt Jane that it
would be $50 sweet to have them
Choking up" Thereupon she went
unu GOJ Uuc uuSt-phIs duu, Ou
chair behind Ben and the camera, she
pounded it with clothes-pin. This
struck Papa Mallory as such very
clever thing to do, that he went and got
the poker and tongs, and stood on an
other chair and banged them together.
This produced the desired effect The
four eyes were strained upward in q
gaze of dumb establishment.
Now, quick, quickp' cried every
body
Ben, in flutter, pulled off the cap.
The whole family stood rigid with sus-
pense for several seconds. Ben, at
length, replaced the cap, crying tri-
umphantly, sDone!'' Alas! in another
moment he found that in the confusion
and excitement Of getting the twins
fixed, he had forgotten to put in the
plate, and Of course there was no picture.
Up went Papa Mallory and up went
Aunt Jane on the chairs again, bang
went the poker and tongs, and clang
went the clothes-pin and the dust-pan.
This tire, however, the plan did not
work. Eveline Hannah suddenly took
it into her s'precious little head" to De
scared at the noise, and at once set up
cry which, when Emeline Anna pres
emily joined in, became loud and pro-
longed duet. 1t was plain that some
thing else must be tried. 1t was, there
fore, decided to let Papa Mallory hold
the twins, while Mamma Mallory
amused them. This promised at first
to succeed. Mamma Mallory knelt down
before the darlings, and, clapping her
hands, cried softly:
5000 goo! Googly -goor'
Now, children, wish could explain
those words to you, but can not
have not the least idea what they mean.
But will you believe itp-the twins
did; they knew what it meant at once,
and burst into the sweetest smile Of
which they were capable. Everybody
again cried: