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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-12-30

A FEW years ago Representative
Finnerty, who is a gentleman Of edu-
cstional attainments, was rejected as
n candidate for a small clerkship in
the United States civil service because
his writing was not as good rs it
might have been. He went to Chica-
go and became a great success in the
Journalism Of that city. Then he was
elected to Congress. and now writes
worse than ever before.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-12-30

CONSIDERING that the people Of the
United states consume such enor-
nous quantities of French cider and
citric acid Mt $3.50 per quart, IL seems
the refiement of cruelty for that
country to refuse to import AMI eat our
choice corn-fcd swine. If this in
human policy is to be continued in
France a cry will 60 up in this part Of
the world to put none hut American
drinks IN American stomachs. Corn
makes quite as good whisky n it does
hopa
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-12-30
W. D. KNIGHT. Publisher
SAM GORDON I'd. and Bus. Manager.

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others will ba recognized unless accompanied by n
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sIauager
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responsible for ANY Of the opinions or utteranees OF
~, correspondents.
M letters aud communications containing mat.
,.r intended for publication In this paper, should
i,. addressed to THE YELLOWSTONE JOURNAL.
sud the name Of the writer mus, be given To insure
attention.
a0,ir. il hereby given 10 all concerned that TYR
NEiLnw-ToSE JupENAL holds the contract NON
the governor Of Montana. Ia de- all printing and
lycrlis !ng, OF Whatever nature chargeabe 10 Gus
ser county and is also the designated and o",y
paper In Custer county in which services by pnl-
iication can lie legally made. Legal notices pub.
i,hed in other papers of Custer county. are 'oW
aud worthless, mas been decided by the courts oil
Montana.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-12-30

Ell MAHDI is fertilizing the Soudan
with Egyptians, and the world is cur
ious 10 learn whether he is doing so
preparatory to raising cotton orwell,
the Banner of Islam" on large
scale.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-12-23
MISCELLANEOUS.
The Great English Remedy

Is a never failin :
cure for Nervou
Debility, Exhaus-
ted Vital y, Sem
i n al Weakness,
st Manhood,
Impo:eucy, Pros
tatorrhea, Paraiy-
sis aud all the ter
l1b!e effects Of
Self Abuse, youth
full follies and ex-
ceSsps in ,paturSr
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-12-23
DIR. : e / n N r. y,
no. IL Kearny Street.
treats Ill Chrelie and Special Diseases.
~~-~ Mo"
XounE Mex

~ SA-AAS9 .AOAS 49,
yIyhO Nay be Suffering fr0,; the
wv effects Of youthful follieS or indiscretion
will do well 70 avail themselves OF this, the
greatest boon ever laid on the altar OF sui
fering humanity. DR.. Spipney will guarantee
TO forfeit $500 for every case OF Seminal Weak
ness or private disease Of any kind or character
which he undertakes and fails to cure.
MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
There are many at the age OF thirty to sixty
who are troubled with too frequent evac uations
of the bladder, often accompanied by slight
Elarting or burning sensation and q weakening
81 the sS stem in manner the patient cannot
account for ON examining the urinary de-
posts ropy sediment will cften be found, and
sometimes small particles OF albumen will APP
pear, or the color will be If thin milllish hue,
again changing to a dark and torpid appear
ance. There are nlang men who die OF this diff
Eculty, ignorant of the cause, which is the sec
cnd stage OF seminal weakness DIR. S. will
guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases, and
a healthy restoration If the genito urinary
organs.
Office Hours-1O to and to s. SUNDAYS,
hom 10 to IL a. N. Consultation free,
Thorough examination and advice, So.
Call or address DIR. SPiNNt.Y & CO.
No. II kearny ST. San Francisco.
jan2lf
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-12-23

years. such as Loss OF Memory, Lassltude,
Nocturnal Emissions. Ayersions to Society,
Din;ess OF Vision, Noises in the Head; the vital
Aud passing unobserved in the urine, and many
other diseases that lead to Insanity and Death
DR.. NINTH, who is regular physician
graduate of the University of Pennsyivana)
VIII agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for case Of this kind the VITAL RES
rORATIyE (under his special advice and treat
ment, will not cure, or for anything impure or
Injurious found in it. DIR. MINTlE treats all
private diseases successfully without mercury
Consultation free. Thorough examination and
s.lvioe including analysis of urine. So. Price OF
VITAL. RESTORATIVE, 50 bottle, or fonr
times the quantity. SO; sent to any address
spon receipt Of price, or c. o. D., secure from
observation and in private name if desired, by
L. 4. MINTIE, N D.,
II Kearney St., San rancisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any
one applying by letter, ating symptoms. sex
and age. Strict secrecy in regard to all busi-
ness transactions.
Or. MiNTI2S KIDNEY REMEDY-NEP-
HRETCUN- cures all kinds OF kidney and
bladder compaints gonorrhoea. gleet, leucor-
rhoea For sale by all druggists; 81 bottle;
six bottles for 50.
DR. MINTIES DANDELION PILLS are the
best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure
ia the market. For sale by all druggists.
janl9t
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-12-23
MISCELLANEOUS

his Great
Stressgt ID e n.
ing Remedy
a II d n or v e
TONIC; is the
legitimate result
of over twenty
years practice,and
CURES W It'll
U N FA NC
G Z Il I A IN TY
Nervous and phys
icd Debility, Sem
lew eakp eSS
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-12-23

Sprematorrha, PrOs1atOrrllse, Emissions.
Impotency, Exhausted Vitality, Premature De-
cline. and l.DSS OF MANHOOD. an
all its com plicntiOIGs. AMI from
Whatercr cau<e pr0aiu ced. 1t en-
riches and puriiies the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerqes, Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproduc-
tive Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties.
1t stops an unnatural and facilitating drain
upon the system. preventing involuntary losses
facilitating dreams, semie losses with the
urine, etc, so destructive to mind and body.
1t is sure eliminator of all KIDNEY and
BLADDER COMPLAINTS. 1t contains no
injurious ingredients. To those suffer.
ing from the evil effects of yOut n.
fun indi-cre tiOn or exc. 50. a s,p-eay
thOEs'uSh and perm anent CURE
IL GUARANTEED. Price, 81 so per
bottle, five bottles in case, with full direc-
ti,nS and advice, $40. Sent secure from OBJ
servation to any address upon the receipt of
price, or G. 0. d. To be had only of
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-12-23

AS an invigorator, Hostetter's
Stomach BitterS has received the
most positive endorsement from
eminent physicians, and has
long occupied a foremost rank
among standard propriety rem
edies. It's properties as an alter
alive of disordered conditions Of
the stomach, liver and bowels,
and a preventive of malarial
diseases are no less renowned,
and have been accorded en-
phatic professional recommen-
dations. Forss sale by Druggists
and Dealers, to whom apply for
Hostetter's Almanac for 1881.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
A Witness Worth Hearing.

Mr.. H. C. Erminger of the firm of Er-
minger & Goldsmith, large candy manu-
facturers Atlanta Ga, cheerfully and grate-
fully gives US the following wonderful
facts:
II reached Westminster August the 10TH,
that night l was seized with q violent at
tack of cholera morbus. Fifteen actions on
the bowels occurred in less than four hours.
The pains kept on increasing and the ac-
tions on my bowels were more frequent.
The usual remedies, Paregoric, Jamaica
Ginger, &c, were promptly, vigorously and
persistently used, but without avail. The
symptoms were growing worse and these
remedies were more than useless. by q
lucky and happy thought Norman's Neu-
tralizing Cordial was procured and one
dose, in q few minutes, brought marked re-
lief and four or five more effected COM
plete cure. Before began the use of this
medicine, was in the greatest agony, my
bowels unchecked, and I was so completely
exhausted as scarcely to be able to speak
above whisper. The relief vas so sudden
and so complete, that could hardly realize
| it, and knew no bounds to the expression
| of my gratitude for the remedy that saved
me from impending death. l now feel,
am doing service to my fellow.men In
| letting them know its merits that they also
may have its aid in time of their danger.
| The travelling salesman Of the Wholesale
| Grocery firm Of A. G.. Wyly, Atlanta, Ga.
Mr.. Matthewson the Hotel proprietor, and
others will cheerfully testify to the above
facts"
Truly and Gratefully Yours,
| H. c. ERMISGER.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08

Retter than EveF.-Large arrivals
OF Buggies of all styles just received. select
Ell by me Ill person while in Cincinnati.
te sure to call on me when you want to
buy. Those owing for Buggies and Sewing
Machines will please remember when their
notes fall due. G. A. REED.
Try Reed & Webb's fine Gun Powder
AMI Oolong Teas, mixed, for delicious
drink.
used Swift's Specific Is. S. 81 for bad
case of Blood Poison from Malaria, and am
satisfied that it saved my life, as was Civ
en- up to die. &. &. SrESCgR,
Sup't Gas Works, Rome, Ga.
We are prepared to sell you Lamps from
~ cents to Fifteen Dollars. Before buying
| give us call.
WILnIrE & WILmlrE.
Large stock Of Diamond Dyes. largest in
the city. All shades and all colors, 10
cents per package.
| WiLnlrE d W1LmlrE.
We keep everything that is kept in a
first-cia Drug Store, and do not propose
| to be underSold. Give lis n call and SEQ
| for yourselves.
WILIIiTE & WILIIITE.
If you want good cup of coffee come to
the City Grocery and get some Of our o. q
Java and fine RG Roasted Cofiecs.
REED & WEBD.
First barrel Florida Mullet just received
Also, S lot fine new Mackare!. Have a
lot fine Mountain Apples, consigned to us,
to arrive on first freight
REED & WEnp.
One Hundred Sewing Machines
just received by Z. A. REED, Agent, con-
sisting Of the New Home" model of
perfection the light running American"
and the Victor" which is u universal
favorite Office aid Wareroom over Reed
Il Webbs City Grocery Store
Best finished Buggies ever brought to An
derson are now being sold by A. L. Welch
q Co. Depot Street. 43-6m
!" BrcHuPAInA:" complete cure,
all annoying Kidney. Bladder and Urinary
Diseases. 81. Druggists.
Use Eagle" brand condensed milk. The
best. For sale at City Grocery. Fresh lot
Oat Meal just received.
BUGGIES ANY person wanting GOOD
vehicle should not fail to call on REED &
STEPHENS, whose long experience ena-
bles them to select the most reliable West :
ern Buggics g. lower prices than any one.
Boots and Shoes Boots and Shoes! For
the largest stock, best solid leather goods
and very lowest prices go to c. +. Jones e.
Co. 13-3m.
BE Careful!
The genuine "Rough on corns" is made
only by Z. 8. Wells proprietor of "Rough
on rats''), and has laughing face Of a man
on labels. l5c. & Csc. Bottles.
WAGONS, WAGoNs.-Reed & Stephens
| have just received car load of the CELE-
BRArED STANDARD FARM WAGONS which
will be cold low for cash, or on time for
approved paper: Apply to Reed & Ste
phens, or G. A. Reed.
sLydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is daily working wonderful cures in
| female diseases.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
Mail Routes.

t ue ios,hiaster-General has Advertised
~, pioPoSais ior carrying the mails i'm this
HoCuhty, from July LIST. 1854. To Juna IN
Ip, rfopoSals received until u. m
bnar bofar .; @ ios Decisions announced on or
in ,,,e MurcI ncI ., 1854. Contracts 10 be filed
bafnre WMepar.nent, Ma' duly executed, on or
addressed TO the Second Assistant W PSI Je
Wrastef Wef General, pos,oice Department
c nsh'nglon, G., marked, "Proposals >
n'ale ol >. Z. The routes TO be let on in
llis County are: ''' "'
III, Iilis. From Anderson c. H.. bv Store
,H, t,e, stony Point, Moilettsville, Craftsyille
,ua.! ',;1! > ana Hulmevile, to kuckersyille "a
Dr. .1 anu onSk, twice week. Leave An
III Arrive at Rnckcrsville bv IN m
a. i-vaye Euckersville Wednesday and Satur.
uaS a, II III Arrive AT Anderson G. JJ
| Wy , =. III. Bond required with bid. 500
c..iiiilo. from Anderson C. H., 10y Roberts.
Ea'iier 5 Creek, Andcrsonville, Broyle,
TMr Play, TCgalo, Bachelors Retreat
v;IIo IIa''nlaiis,er' oakway, Tokeena, Towns
70 io miles and back tnree times a week.
i.".'Ve Anderson &. II. Monday, Wednes.
| aay' ana Friday at 5 a IN: Arrive a, An.
ucFsnh I. ii. same days BY 8 y. IN. Bnnd
required with bid, sl,2oo. = " '
iilli. From Anderson G. H., bv Neol
hh' ana Crayton, to Honea Path, I8
'iiiies aii'i back, once week. Leave An
usrsoh Z. II. Friday at Il m: Arrive nt
nonea Path by II m; Leave lIonea Path
rf'nay at = ~! Arrive &: Anderson {;
500 4'''ei Win oiu'
lill5. From Anderson G. H., by Noun.
tam Creek, Rock Mills, Hollands store
ana Oak Bower tGa.), To Hartwell. % miles
ahu Dack, twice week. Leave Anderson
Z. IL. Monday and Thursday at s a M.
Arrive Ut Hartwcll by II III Leave Hart.
well Monday and Thursday ut y IN: Ar.
rive ut Anderson G. H. by S y m. Bond re-
quircd with bid, $500
l!ll6. From Williamson. by Golden
Springs IN. o., Newell, Brushy Creek.
Equality, and Piercctown, to Williamson
equal To lGi miles and back, three times n
Week. Leave Williamson Tuesday.
thursday and Saturday at 7 IN; Arrive at
Wiiliamston by p III. Bond required
l4ll7. From Beton. by Toney Creek,
Alba, Line Creek, Tumbling Shoals. and
HnnhSions Factory to Lalrens &. H.. 80
miles and back, three times week Leave
belt"n Tuesday, Thursday. and Saturday
al a IN; Arrive NJ Laurens G. II. by q
T., m; Leave Iaurens q. y. Mo;:,lay.
Wednesday, and Friday at a III: Arrive
a! Bclton by u y III. Bond required with
bid. $llOO.
Congressman Aiken has sent us forms for
hlis and bonds, which will be furnished
those who desire TO make bids These
iorns can also be secured at the Postotiice
III Tins city. We hope some of our citizens
VIII put III blhs for the above routes.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
McCULLY's CORNER.

@S- j. Es. SMITH will be found up
stairs over our Store. He will continue
the business Of manufacturing fine goods.
and Cutting for those who desire their
oiothing m''e Mt home. Respectfully,
SMITH Il co.
'pt 20. 1889 10
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
:, w.. Evr WATER is a sure cure for

w11u1yR's EYE WATER is q sure cure Tor
sore and inflamed eyes, partial ohhoness
Sc If YOU have not used it, ask your
neiebbor about it. 1t Is guaranteed 70 give
relief. and If 1t Goes not come BACK ana ee'
YOUR money or try another bottle Jree.
The best preparation in the market ior
cleansing, preserving and beautiiying tne
teeth. hardening the gums and imParung . .
delicious odor to the breath, Is Johnstone
Odontine. Warranted not only to De ma narth, ~
less but the best Tooth Powder that Lea, can ~ ne
used. For sale only by Wilhite q Winnie
More new Dress Goods, Bleachings, Cal,
icoes. Blankets and Dry Goods OF every cry,
descIiption. Come and see how cheap .ney
they ure. 70
Inst received large stock Mems aae
Bows Hats, newest s,y les and lowest = prTiees nc
Plenty of Timothy Hay and Whea, Ehsa
Brand at Welch's Buggy House on nepo
Street.
The best Cologne at Wilhite & !, wi'n'ie ,ha Hes
Tonnan's Sweet Byc-and.Bye,' tho oes
95c COLOGNE, for sale only by. ,v p
~'o oe WILnIrE & WILulTE'
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
READY MADE CLOTHING
AND
Gents Furnishing Goods.

CASSIMERES,
BOYS CASSIMERES.
And all grades Of JEANS, from &c. to
'oc. per yard. We are special agents for
the sale of the Celebrated
Charlotte Virginia Cassimeres.
Iarties who have tried these Goods can
TESTIFY ms to their intrinsic value.
In coming before the people we make
no promise to sell Goods cheaper than they
can be bought in Now York. We do not
enter Into this business for the fun of SELL
ing goods under cost but expect aud hone
TO make money. We will sell goods at a
iair and legitimate profit, and shall make
it our niln to treat all alike Wepropose by
SQUARE and honest dealing to build up
trado That will be permanent. We do
not hesitate to say that we will sell goods
County. 'Ae
In conclusion, wo ask you to come and
see ms. Always glad to show our goods,
whether you purchase or not. Remember
that we are located ut the old stand
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08

The genuine Rough on Corns" is made
only by Il. S. Wells proprietor Of Rough
on rats, and has laughing face of u man
on labels. l5c. & 25c. Bottles.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08

PLENTY Of Timothy Hay and %heat Wheat
Rrand at Welch's Buggy House on nepo'
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
FOR SALE.

NOTICE FINAL SETTLEMENT.
~ The undersigned. Administrators nr
the Estate of Laughlin McCurry, deceased.
hereby give notice that they will, on the 4th
any December, 1883, apply to the Judge Of
rrobate of Anderson County for a Final
SSettement OF said Estate, and discharge
J. 9. McCURRY,
Nov 1, 1888 I6 r
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-11-08
Groceries,.

SuGAR., Coffee, M GLASSES, Cheese, Crack
~ e's, 5!Sur' BucSwheat Flour, Canned
Goods and Fancy Groceries, Oat Meal and
Fine Tea. "''o
Sept 27, 1888 II
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-02-13

Teazs, such as Loss of Memory, Lassitude,
Nocturna. Emissions. Aversions to Soeiety:
Dimness of Vision, Noises in the Head; the vital
fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and many
ether diseases that lead to Insanity aud Dssath-
DR.. MINTI-, who Is q regular physloan
graduate Of the University of Pennsyiyania)
will agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for case OF this kind the VITAL Rhs-
TORATIvE (under his special advice and treat
menti viii not eure or for anything impure or
injurious found in it. DIR. BINTIE treats All
private diseases successfully without mercury;
Consultation free, Thorough examination and
advice, including analysis of urine. So. Prlee OF
VITAL RESTORATIVE, 50 a bottle, or fonr
times the quantity, 80; sent % any address,
upon receipt OF price, or c. .. D., secure irt m
observation ami in private name II desired, os
L. A. MINTIE, N D.,
IL kearney St, San Francisco, Cal
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE Will be sent to any
one applying BY letter, s ating symptoms. sex
and age. Strict secrecy in regard to all otSi-
ness transactions.
UR. MiNTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY
crree all kinds OF kidney and
bladder complaints, ynnorrtoea. gieet, ieucDT-
rhoca. For sale by ali druggists; 81 bottle
six bottles for S..
DR. NINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the
best and cheaHes. Dyspepsia and Bilious cure
in the market. For sale by all druggists.
;a2lF
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-02-13
II. SPIN n E Y,
No. II Kearny Street,
Trtsts All Chrenr and Special Diseases.
xounR Men

- ~ SAASo -0
IJTA0 May be Suffering from the
w effects * youthful fol!ies or indisuretion
will do well 20 avaii themselves OF this, the
greatest boon ever laid on the altar Of sui
fering humanity. DR.. SpiDDey viii guarantee
TO forfeit $500 for every case Of Seminal Weak
ness or private diseaee of any kind or character
Which he undertakes and fails 10 cure.
N-DDIE-AGED MEN.
There are many at the age OF thirty to sixty
who are troubled with too frequent excavations
of the bladder, often accompanied by sligh!
rting OF burning sensation and a weakening
Of the s, ST etIi in a manner the patient cannot
account for. On examining the urinary de
posts a ropy sediment will sften be found, and
sometimes small particles OF albumen will ap-
pear, or the color will he Of a thin milkish hue,
again changing to a dark and torpid appear
aIce. There are ma!lg men VIII" die Of this dif
fculty. ignorant OF the cause, which is the see
ond stage Of seminal weakness. DR.. S. will
guarantee perfect cure III all such eases, and
a healthy restoration ii the selito urinary
organs.
Otbce Hours-lo IL and to S. Sundays.
from 10 TO IL a. ~. Consultation free,
Thorough examination a.ld advice, IS.
Call or address DR.. SPlSNEY s. CO,
NO. II kesr1iy ST. San Francisco.
Hjau2l1f
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-02-13
RAILROAD TRAVEL.

v. 4 T. r. r. TIME TABLE
FROM VIRGINIA TO CARSON AND RENO
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-02-13

Passenger trains make close connection at
Mound Hos,se with exp press trains 0: V. 4 T. R.,
which connect at Reno with east and west
bound trains OF Central Pacific Railroad
STAGE CONVICTIONS:
At HAWTHORNE with United States Stage
Compahys coaches for Aurora (26 miles); Bodie
(37 miies): Lundy and Bridgeport
At tUNike Qs5 miles from Mound House,
with Gilmer, Salisbury 4 Co.'S tri weekly stages
Qeaviag Mondays Wednesdays aud Fridays)for
Downeyvilie. Grantsville and Belmont.
At cAN0e lAniA with L. S. Stage Cos stages
for Columbus g miles, Silver Peak, Monte
yuma. Aida Valley. Gold Mountain. ate.
ATTENTION with daily stages for Bishop Greek,
Independence, Cer,o Gordo, etc.
R.M YERISGTON, Gen. Supi.
K J. LAWS.
Assistant Superintendent.
y. 4 BENDER
Geassal Freight su-i Ps.se s.ar Agent
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-02-13
MISCELLANEOUS.
The Great English Remedy

Is a never failing
cure for Nefvou
Debility, Exhaus-
ted Vitality, Sem
nal Weakness,
L est Manhood,
Impoten1, Pros
tatorhea, Panly-
sis and all the ter
rible effects of
Self Abuse, youth
full foGes and ex-
cesses IN matur@
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1883-11-10
A Droll Trial Of Memory.

Memory was a favorite subject with
Macklin. He asserted that. by his sys-
TEN, he could learn anything by rote at
once hearing it. This was enough for
Foote, who, at the close of the lecture
(Macklin was lecturing at the Great Pr
azza Room, now the Tavistock HoteI),
handed up the following sentences to
Macklin, desiring that he would be
good enough to read them, and after
wards to repeat them from memory.
Here is the wondrous nonsense:
$50 she went into the garden to cut
a cabbage leaf to make an apple Pic,
and, at the same time, a great She bear
coming up the street pops his head into
the shop. what! no soap?' So he died,
and she very %imprudently married the
barber; and there were present the Pic
ninnies and the Joblillies, and the Gar
yulies and the Grand Panjandrum him
self, with the little round button at top;
and they all fell to playing the game OF
catch as catch can, until the gunpowde1
ran out of the heels of their boots"
The laugh turned strong against old
Macklin; and the laugh has been echoed
from the Great Piazza Room by thou.
sands during the century that has
elapsed since Foote'S drollery put out
Macklin's monstrous memory will
these straws Of ridieule.-N. Y. Graphic.