The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1883-01-04
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The man who was hanged at the.
yard had his obituary under tIleiitlBd
c5al Bulletin.
Query: II Atlas was able u SUP bat
port the world on his shoulders. ii isalsoi 500
to be inferred that he was equally COM
petent to balance the Poles upon hts 20 ~
chih- h-71bs sJ@dge.j4iW s9if sasiil oil ion ~
"A Chicago man delayed mailing Al, n
letter to the President until he could find
the street and number Of the w bite aRoa
House, so; that the missivs would not af,sse
misea1Ty. Detroit Free Press.
Mistress to new COOK atOn Wednes l3al
days aud Saturdays shall 60. tolmarketa 5nd
with YOU New Cook-s'Very well,
mum, but who's d goin' to carry the ti'ia
basket, mgma' QsSlgss 5R nd ,.aiid goHJ
.la9 a9--rElla, my child, said q prudish old
maid to pretty niece, who would curl
her hair in ringlets, 'sif the Lord had in- is6
tended your hair to be curled, he would;
have done it himsef.'' sSo he did,
Auntie; when Iywas 3 baby; but heie1
thinks ! am big enough now to do Tiny aei
SELF - Y ti9i4s,lf % sist
Plantation philosophy: De ShAhgsg aoii
high chicken minds me OBJ certain men g,,c
dat Use seed. He crows mighty loud
an brags around 'mong do hens ansI3 oigi
young chickens; but when game rooster.t I'D,
comes around he's got business on de
adder side OBJ de fsncs.4pA AftAasoaJ1 J19tGW
IrGUeIer. a..f .
a preacher raising his ewes from his
desk in the midst Of his sermon, " Is 9;i9h
paralyzed with amazements to- see his ag,
rude. boy in the gallery pelting the hear
ers in the pews below with horse-eFlest- 10
nuts. But while. the good man was prert,s,fs ~,
pairing a frown of reproof, the young
hopeful cried out: HssYou tend to yodF 39aR
preaching; daddy; III keep 'em awake. = ai.,s9
= Chicago Tribune 'ff'i
HAS yer got any thillnns ID diss3gu al
heah house?n asked Matilda SNOWFALL of s tea
an Austin lady to whom she wanted to
hire herself as cook and wash-lady. sGTs tliggi
have only enc child--a little baby. !, ,,4.,t-sss.
f'Den i amt gwine ter hire myself to no
family whar dar am no ehilluns, or whar lgs
de chilluns am 50 small dat all de stealin'. l5el
and de breakin' ob de dishes am put. of
on me. pa Yeras Sifltngs. tnh E7liiissosfalaI
Some one has written the Lords aid
prayer on piece Of glass not larger than ~
the head of pin, which can be easily JIG
read through a microscopes WerdonitF4e.t.y
believe it viii fill long-felt want. The
thousands of people in t1is country who 2 s9H
won't read the Lords prayer when it isl 3 sis
printed N small plea type may tackle
kindly TO this rnicroscopical s6iienne but tiIss
we doubt it, DorTistoUD iHeFald. # fI5.fsel,Ir
alarae ind indiyiduaI | and y. tOTn toap ~ e i
sidewalk, and bystander thought it the
proper time to be funny. q How did voa d Il
come tofailaP he inquired a0nabft Of 9di ii
lemon ---'' Yes, osir; on "a bitfof ~.
lemon, replied the ccrpulent one. s.BUt M
see no lemon. y replied the funny man. -.
''Well, who said you couIdP savaoely
roared the corpulent individual, as be
got up and busted himself of with his
handkerchief. 'Can any one see the
lemon in half dozen cocktails, saygl
---Chicage Times.