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TIE AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE

TIE AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE.
TiE WORK OF THE MICH. INSTITUTION.
DR. Caldwell, in an article on agri-
cultural colleges, in a recent number
of the Rural New Yorker refers to our
college as the most successful one of
the kind established in any State.
Similar high praise is granted to our
institution by Secretary w. l. Cham
berlain in the same paper for March
"a, Of the current volume. Secretary
Chamberlain, in an open letter to the
Legislature of Ohio. widely circulated
in the papers of that State. dwells
more at length OH the excellence of
this college and the methods which
have been adopted TO bring il TO the
front. The above expressions only
voice the general sentiment of agricul-
tural writer's throughout the country.
What is 1t that has given to our col
lege this proud position among the col
leges of this class2 1t is, plainly.
the actual demonstration that gradu-
ates of an agricultural college can be
induced, il the proper training be Civ
en-, to return to the farm.
No praise, however eloquent, will so
commend one of these colleges TO the
agricultural classes, as the fact that its
graduates do become farmers. That
one ehalf of our alumni do become ac-
tual tillers of the soil, and u consider
able fraction of the remainder own
and manage farms, in way to win
general respect is unauestionalIy what
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
Mich.

The y. Y. Times mentions ex-Sena-
tor Eaton, of Connecticut, and Sena-
tor Logan as among the few surviving
representatives of the politicians of
the old school. The former, accord
ing olauman's Congressional Annals,
is nearly 20, the latter of an uncertain
age, bat in Congress before the war
and fairly entitled TO rank among the
veterans OF politics. Elected to Office
as long ago as 1919, he has been aim ost
continually in public life ever since -
His ofilcc-holding began six years after
Stephan \ Douglass was fi7t elected
TO the lower house Of congress. Few
public lives span such multitude of
important events, ia many Of which
they were no mean factors
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
ADNERTIS EMEN ENTRAORDI-
NARY.

All persons in the United States and
Territories having in their possession
or un Ter IN il control political junk of
any kind or description, would d. well
10 drop line 20 Benjamin L. Butler
Boston, Mass. The highest price paid
and no questions asked, for miS6t par
ties, remnants OF parties. shopworn
parties, unreasonable parties. post
mortein parties, inconsequcntal parties.
greenback parties, labor parties, TEN
perance parties, granger parties, and
all otherpoitical organizations, leagues
lodgt.', cabals. picnics and clubs. now
knocking about the country and for
which their members have no further
apparent use. ] have no agents, and
L hereby caution all persons trusting
one q. Cleveland on my account. as
he does not represent me- Would like
to hear from Sam Carey and Dennis
kearney; also from Tammany Hall
~" - 'i'S ii''i' "iiu lTohl any ana all
dealers in political novelties calculated
to meet popular want Refer by per
mission to the Democracy of Massa-
and the Hon $. :. Cox, Of
y y. The Whole Art of States-
In Ten Easy Lesson-, mail
ed to any address on receipt of Scent
stamp. N. Y. Tribune.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

The Rural Home Journal, an S-page
monthly, and 10 interesting books, all
for 80 cents. The books are entitled,
The Cities OF tie New World, =
4" Fancy Work for Home Adornment,
Jean ingelow's Poems, ''Tbe Crick
et on the Hearth, "A novel, Ivy Charles
Dickens; Bell Brandon" a novel,
Ly u. Hamilton Myers, Missing" a.
novel, by Mary Cecil Hay; Tie Vel
low Mask" novel, 10y Wilkie Collins;
Hester" novel, 10y Beatrice NJ.
Butt: "a Bride From the Sea" n
novel, 10y the author of Dora Deane,
aud The Lost Bank Note a novel,
by Mrs Henry Wood. Never before
las there been Glance To obtain SO
Inuch first class reading matter for
such Small amount Of money. Call
ga &. T.. St1nk. At the AVALANCHE
e"y-. Rio. sHbseribr.
,"u desire any information in re-
a. Il to utI ltler or magazine pub
- y - 'rP t,r,iph country, csll
- .f.fo. e., ne ~ 80 HE
oPiss.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
LONDON CEMENT.

1t saves more than ten times its cost
in mending articles that get broken,
such as furniture, china. glassware.
crockery. porcelain, marble. ivory,
meerschauln, leather. etc. Its useful
ness recommends it to every economi.
cal household. Price 2jc per bottle
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
FOLDING LAMP SHADE

This shade is made of finn, translu-
cent white paper, which sheds diff
fused light through the room and is
also perfect reflector. Embellished
with new and artistic designs. If you
are in want of shade call and eAaln-
inc these and you will certainly buy.
Price 25c.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
A MORAL TIED UP.

The Baltimore American modestly
owns up to 80 libel suits in IS years -
Damages claimed, ~, 000, 900; disburs-
ed, $500. There appears to be n NOR
al tied up somewhere in this article. -.
Buffalo Express.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
PICTURE FRAMING.

] have just received sample assert
ment of picture mouldings Those
who have pictures to be fran ed should
make IL note of their sizes and call on
me and examine MY samples and prices.
Now is Your time to get frame cheap.
| have l6 samples TO select from-from
the very cheapest To the most beauti-
ful.. Nothing 30 beauties the home
as II beautiful picture beautifully
framed. Give lie call.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
SOUTHWARK.

All trains daily except Sundays.
f.. G. BROWN, Asst General Supt.,
Jackson.
FRANK |. WHITNEY, Asst Gan'l
Pass. and Ticket Ag't, Chicago.
II. B. LEDYARD, Glen. VI 'gr, Detroit.
d. w. RUGGLES, Gen. Pass. and
Ticket Agt., Chicago.
w. a. VAUGHAN, Supt. Mnckinaw
Div, Bay City.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
The Ladies Sewing Com
panion.

Keeps things in their places. Holds
two thimbles, a velvet emery cushion
for needles and pins. four spools OF
thread, and pair of shears. a very
pretty and useful ornament. Price 25c
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

All trains on Saginaw Division daily
except Sundays. Connecting trains
leave Chicago 8 q IN daily except Sun
days, and pm daily except Saturdays.
Wagner Sleeping Cars on night trains.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
SUGGESTED BY BUTLER AND
SPRAGUE.

Wanted-enough played-out Repub-
lican demagogues TO fit out the demo
cratic party with candidates for the
rest of the States Springfield Re-
publican.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

The Farm, Field and Fircside. a
monthly magazine devoted to Litera-
ture. Art, fews, Agriculture, IIorticul-
ture, and Home Entertainment. Pub
lishrd at Chicago by w. V. X. Powis
II per yenr G.. +. Strunk is agent.
Six beautiful chromos given as a pre-
MUM.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
Stationery.

y fancy box containing ~ sheets of
letter paper and p envelopes to mat IN
for the small sum of l5c.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

y good cedar pencil the best of lead
Always retaied at Sc each. sell them
with rubber tips, Be; without, 2c.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
Pioneer East and West Line

Through tie Upper Peninsula V
Nichig0H
24O .IGles Shorter ant II hourS quicker
than any0tAer ijne between Detrod,
southern UichiydH, GHd dh
Points East ant Southeast
anil the HOR amt Cop-
per districts.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

blime leave behind to conquer time. -
S66 week in your own town, - out
fit free; no risk; everything new; cap
ital not required; We will furnish you
everything; many are making fortuns;
ladies make as much as men. boys and
girls make great pay. Reader, if you
want business at which you can make
great pay all the time write for partic-
ulars to III. Hallett Il Go, Portland, Me.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

| have on sale the following novel
ties. Read the list over AMI see if
haven't something that you want:
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
PICTURE FRAMES.

"A very neat ebony-finished white
lined frame. Sizes, SX10 and 10x14.-
Prices, 25c and 35c, with backs.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
PATCHING PLATE.

Mends tinware, brass, copper, lead.
and iron OF all kinds. Does it quickly
and well. one plates will do the work
that tinsmith would charge you Sl2
or tl5 for. Price. 25c per plate.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

Connections are made at -. Ignace with the
popular steamer City of Gle, Gland for Detroit
aud intermediate points.
The Michigan Central Railroad for Detroit and
all pouts in Michigan and the East, South ana
Southeast.
With the New England Transportation Co line
for Milwaukee,, CeicagO, CoiiingwoOd, ana all
I. 0iuts i'm Canada.
AT Marquette with the Marquette, Houghton x
Ontonagon Railroad for the Iron and Copper Dis
tricts. and with steamers for Duluth aud the
Northwest
Through tickets on sale at Marquette and st.
Ignace and all points in Northern Peninsula
pullman Slecl,rls on night express trains
DAY traias dails except SuAddr,.
For information as o. passenger aru ircisht
ates apply % he Office VI General Freight aid
PaSsengrr Agent
THOS McGEOWN, Genl Supt., Marquette Mich.
f. MlLLIGAN, Genl Fr't & Pass'r Agt.,
apr2;'s2 Marquette. Mich.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

S,b,a.il.s sor tie AvsLAScHy.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

Detroit, Mackinac and Marquette
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12

not, life is sweeping
by, 20 and dare be-
fore you die, SOME
thing mighty and SUI
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1883-04-12
ARBQR DAY. 1888.

To the People Of He state IF Hichigdn:
At a session of the Legislature for
the year 1881 the following resolution
was adopted
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
How to Make the Gar den Pay.

Tie gar len pays well, even with hand
labor. 1t would pay much better il the
main burden Of the cultivation were put
upon the muscles Of the horse. But the
saving in cost Of cultivation is only email
part Of the benefit OF the long row ARA nge-
ment.' 1t would lead to much more fire.
Iu mt and thorough cultivation Of our gar
den crops. Most farmers neglect the gard, n
for their field crops. Tire advantage of q
frequent stirring Of tho surface soil to grow
ing crops s greatly undrrestimated. 1t is
said tliat'it pays to hoe cabbage every morn
ing before 'breakGas: during the early Part
.Qf tlie Seas n. We can testify to the great
.4dfaHtage Of cultivation every week. This
frequent breaking of the crust admits OF q
freer circulation of the air among the roots
below, and makes the most of the dews and
rains That fall. The manufacture OF plant
oed goes on more rapidly, and to certain
uent, cultivation is a substitute Tor ma
.nure Another benefit of the long. row sys
tenn would be the almost certain enlarte
m ,nt Of the f u and vegetable garden, at
a he,ter supply Of these fruits for the table.
Ths,-w believe, would have an important
sanitary influence in every household
AVicuiturist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
SKINNED MIX for Hens and Chickens.

There is nothing better for laying hens in
the spring than milk, after the cream has
been taken of. We have tried 1t several
seasons with complete success. With the
milk given fresh from the dairy room every
day, the fowls will need no other drink,
and it will supply everything required in
the way Of snimal food. The pullets fed
with milk and corn, and a mixture of corn
meal and milk, through the cold weather,
have given an abundant supply Of eggs.
Wheat bran is also good article to mi
in with the milk. 1t is better to give thz
mixture boiling and TO feed il in the warm
stale, but this is not necessary. We bays
also found the milk one of the best kinds oi
diet for, young chickens, soon after they
come from the nest, to prumote their health
md rapid growth. Indian meal, ground
coarse, and scalded with milk, is a perfect
feed for them. As they grow older, grass
cabbage, or oLions may be chopped fine
and added to the daily ratious. A portion
OF the milk on dairy farms, usually going
to the pig trough, may 10 diver ed to The
chicken cnop with great advantage. Egg,
are worth twenty. FIVE cents dozen, and
poultry twenty cents pound, when pork
brings but ten cents a pound Aqricuitur
| ist for Nav
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
Concerning shoso WrinLls.

Washington and the neighboring coun-
ties Of Pennsylvania, os well as the border
ones Of Ohio and West Virginia, make VI
one Of the best Merno sheep districts oi
America not inferior even in the goodness
of their 1ocks to those of Vermont although
not quite SO celebrated. The breeders her,
are beginning to be convinced that the larg,
unsightly wrinkles in the skins of Their
shel h,N Nfe very Injurious to the evennes'
and length Of staple Of the fleece, and have
now determined To get rid of these Wrinkle,
as fast as possible. This they can do By
e Getting such rams aud ewes as have the
fewest and smallest wrinkles, couple these
together, continue selecting in the samr
way with their progeny, and thus keep on
until they show skins as smooth as those oI
the South Downs.
1t has been a mere prejudice, breeding
wrinkles thus long on Merino sheep. AS
they come to us in the first place with these
ugly iolds in their skins, our aockmssters
th"uBht theg Hust w h'pt ups M" '"ue
they have gone ON until the present day
greatly against their own interests and con-
.venience. IL takes a much longer time Ia
shear wrinkled sheep than it does a smooth
one, and the woo! on the folds is not SO
valuable as on the other parts OF the ami.
NAL.
There is the same fonlsh prejudice in re-
gard TO horns, as it Is thought these indicate
greater. constitution in the rams. Ii so,why
It keep them on the ewes, Tor these for
me -ly also often bnre them. Breeders had
the e.gp,d sense to discard the ugly ex' res
eessi,. let them do the sam, now by the
Fams.-.4gricHhpris
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
Exhibiting over-fsi Animals.

Adoption is at length srousel e. his
perniclous practice, both in America IN in
Great Britain. OSer-fed animals are spoil
ed for breeding purposes, and being in q
feverlsh state, their meat is not ft TO eat.
In fact-it is loaded fat. instead Of tender
well marbed lean. We have seen cattle SO
fat at the Agricultural Shows that they
could not be driven a single rod without
whee1ing, aud sheep and swine so overload
ed, they could not get up without being
helped by their attendants, and when up,
csuld n not stand alone single minute. We
hope animals hereafter exhibited in such
con dilion will be ruled out Of the show
yards, or the judges instructed to pass them
by, and not award them prizes.-AgsieGi-
tyIist. ...-..-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
FARMERS COLUMN
Close Pruning for Small Fruits.

.
The Importance of thinning canes, and
shortening in the wood ofthe small fruits,
is not generally understood by the average
farmer. He thinks he has done his duty
when he has planted his currant bushes aud
raspberries under the wal or fence and lett
them to the rivalry Of weeds and their own
suckers. Ills grape vine climbs an apple
tree, or the trellis on the side Of the barn,
without much pruning, aud he blames the
nnTseryman for imposing upon HIM with
worthless varieties OF fruit. Let them apply
tic knife TO the grape vine, cutting back all
tue new wood TO two eyes, after the vine
has covered his trellis, and he will see clus
ters to rejoice his vision and palate. Only
four canes to the stool should be left for the
raspberry, aud treat other shoots as wecde.
Even the canes that are left IN grow, after
the old ones haye finished bearing and are
cut away, should have their branches short
ened in, by thumb pruning, To- give the best
results. Manure your currant bushes with
ashes; keep down the worms with white
hellebOre, cut out one third Of the wood
every season, and even the old Red Dutch
currant will surprise you with its fine fruit
-AgricnituriSt. ."t
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
/. The New Patent
DUST-PROOF
Stem Winding Open FaCe Case
MANUFACTURED BY THE
American Watch Co.,
WA THAN, MASS.

This ease is formed IN one one solid piece
without joint or seam, opening in front onll
thus avoiding the usual Cap, and securing
greater strength and durability.
These Watches are all open face. Th,
bezel, into which an extra strong crystal i.
fitted with an especially prepared water
proof cement, is attached to the case L.,
screwng it thereon, and thus forms an air
tight junction with the body of the case,
which is proof against dust aud mols ure.
T" Railroad men, travellers, miners, lum.
bermen aud others who are almost con
stantly exposed and who have 10 make fre.
luent reference to the w0tch, these qualitie,
are Of the utmost Importance.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
ADVICE 10 MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest by sick child suffering aud cry
ing with pain Of cutting teethf II SO, send
at cnce and get bottle Of Mas. WiSsLow' s
SoorHINa SYRuP FoR CHILDREN TEETHiSG.
It's value is incalctlabIe. 1t will relieve the
poor little sufferers immediately. Depend
upon il, mothers, there is no mistake about
it. It cures dysentery and diarrhoea, ,regu-
lates the stomach and bowels, cures wind
collie ,s7ftens the gums, reduces Inflammation
and gives tone and energy TO the whole svs-
TEN. Mrs. WiSsLOw's SooTHiN0 SYRUP
PoR CHILDREN TERTHiHG is pleasant TO the
taste. and is the pr scription Of one OF the
oldest and best female physicians and
nurses in the United States, ami Is Tor sale
by ull druggists throughout the world
Price rs cents bottle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
JUMBLES.

Get the ADVOCATE ST. a
year. ..tus r.>-s s,
Soar feat-A balloon as
cension.
"A woman's BELTS always
waist full.
"A grave error--Burying
a man alive. -sr
No matter how old a
crowbar may be, it remains as
pry as ever. , , .-.
The BARRIERS apprentice
is usually a strapping fellow.
Put your head in the cold
and you shall be rewarded by
having a cold in your head.
-Dressmakers who know
their business never make
bulls; they do all the goring
themselves.
-"Ah," said a deaf man,
who had a scolding wife.
"man wants but little hear be.
low"
= A man is a "perftct
brick" when he shows himsel
all the better for being hard.
pressed.
Shell pink is a fashion.
able color. The husband O
the lady who wears the pink
usually does the shelling.
= The principal resemb
lance between a man whC
stops a team on the crosswall
of a crowded street and a hal
a barrel Of flour is that boil
make about a hundred wait.
The papers make a grea
bother about the number O
people who escape at a rail
road accident. Wouldn't the,
have escaped just the same j
there had been no accident?
A Cincinnati man hac
his portrait painted in Paris
His friends complained to hin
that it was much too old
"That's what | ordered" saic
he. sit will save the expens,
of another ten years from
now.
Business men will find j
to their advantage to advertis,
in this paper.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
The Following letters Tell Ihti
Own SInrY;
"vALDosrA, G EonoIA. JulY 20, lss2

"VALDosrA, GEoHolA, July 90, 1852.
Fl sold one of your Patent Du,t Proof
Gases about ten mouths ago, and the otler
day il cane back 10 me with the request to
make it wind easier. On examination
found that the stein was rusty, aud in
quiTed into the ca use ul il. The genlleuair
sta ed u me that lie was Starting same saw
logs that had l,,dge,l in the bend Of lheriv
er, when his chain caught in, a bush aud
threw his watch into aInut twelve fert of
water, and he was about two hours finding
il. When he got il uut it was running aud
le Thought all rigid. In maI"n rhree mouths
he found that the stem was hard 10 turn aud
sent it tu me.
can say that the watch is all that the
company claims for it and recommend 1t to
al railroad aud mill meu.
n W RFNTIV
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
FROM THE SOUTH.
A Perfect Combination With Two Salem
Advantages-Why it Concerns You.


"There is no mistake about it," remarked
DIR. NJ. F., Flowers, Of Gallatin, MO-, - b En-
SONS CAPciNE POROUS PLASTERS
are one Of the neatest combinations ever pro.
duced. They have two kinds Of advantages
over all others, which We may call the minor
and the MAJOR. First, they are clean and
pleasant to use, never soiling the
hands nor the linen Of the wearer. Second.
they act quickly and powerfully. l have
tried the OapeIne Plaster on myself for pneu.
nOnia, and on my patients for various dis.
eases, such as Neuralgia, Muscular Rheu-
matlsin, Lumhago, Kidney Trouble. ete.and
in an cases relief has followed in from three
10 iorty-eighI nours.
DR.. Flower merely vo,ees the written or
oral opinion OF thousands 10 his profession
BENSUN'S DAPGINE POROUS RasASs
1ERS are the perfect external application.
The genuine have the word CAPCINE cut
in the ceDtrs. Price 25 eentL
scaDu.y J9h-sVn, Chenists, New York.
AaTeh g4-.ln.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

@e*'In cho sing allies, look to their pow.
er as we'll as their viii ~. aid you" In
choosing a remedy for bowel, liver and kid
ney diseases, try Kidney. Wort and you will
never regret it. Ifyou are subject to ague
you must be sure to keep your liver, bowels
and k dneys in good free condition. When
so, you will be safe from all attacks. ,,..
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

-Perfe ct soundness of body and mind is
possible on'yrwth pure blood. Leading
medical authorities of all civilized countries
endorse Ayers Sars9parila as the best
blnod purifying medicine in existence. It
vastly increases the productive powers OF
both hand and brain. ~ --t.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

"A young man who was captivatcd and
then Tilted by a flirting young lad.s, says
that he was badly misled.
IL you wish TO appear agreeable in So
ciety, you must consent 10 be taught many
things which you know already.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

Farmers and Others desiring gen
teel, lucrative agency business, by which S.
to $40 day can be earned, send address at
once, on postal, to II. C. WILKINSON 4 Co.,
1876 and l99 Fulton street, New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

Jones has. working girl who is so slow
in, her movements that tho milk she passes
from one end. ottAe table to the other be
comes sour before It reaches its destina
ton,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

A clothes call-"Say, you beathen
CEnee, is my washing done yet7''
"A sweet place for honeyed words and
goss pa quilting bee.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21
MISCELLANEOUS.

Every farmer should at least have one
comfy paper, aud that paper should he III >
ADVOCATE, which contains all the latest 70
cal news. Only Sl.OO year. r'f
lit takes genius to'drive successfully q
lead pencil. . . uHe
"A greenback party--Thc pocketbook
enaLcher f.. .... .. 20 .
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

A telephone capable OF sending kisses
is being perfected. Young ladies win be
careful to see that their sweetness is nol
switched off in the wrong mouth.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

-Wigsins seems to nave subsided as sud-
denly as the foam in glass of beer.
- "Misery loves coWnAny" = Which
or YES that misery is first cous n to the 60
ciety foo.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-04-21

. Ia human skeleton ean now be bought
'ot s2S. At this price it hardly pays msu
20 rails his own skeleton.