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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
What an Zoo win Do.

For burns and scslds nothing Is more
soothing than the white Of an egg, which
may be poured over the wound. II is soft
er a. a varnish for a burn than collodi4n,
and, being always at hand, can be applied.
II is also more cooling than sweet oil and
cotton, which was formerly supposed to be
the surest application to allsy the smarting
pain. II is the contact with me air which
gives the extreme discomfort experienced
from the ordinary accident Of this kind,
and anything that excludes the air and pre-.
vents inflammation is the thing to be at
once applied. The egg is considered one
Of the best Of remedies for dysentery. Beat
en- up slightly, with or without sugar, and
swallowed at gulp, II tends, by its emol-
lent qualities, to lessen the Inflammation
Of the stomach and intestines, and, by form
ing a transient coating on these organs, "a
enable nature TO resume her healthful sway
over diseased body. Two, or at most
three eggs per day would be all that il re
quired 10 ordinary cases; and since an egg il
not merely medicine, but food as we'll, the
lighter the diet otherwise and the quietti
the patient lie kept, the more certain and
rapid il the recovery.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

Aie the Methodist backsliding, or what
Is the natter Some time ago they were
bewsiling the lOss Of the good old fash :
Toned singing school," and nov there IL
cry for the restoration Of the soul inspir.
ing "amen corner" II We would "see the
arm Of the Lord made bare as the Rev.
NJ. P::Gsdlis expressed 1t. Rev. W.
NJ. Trysinger asks in tones Of rsroacb:
"whsi made MethOdi.m the power it wass
Because then II preached from the hearts
Of men to the heart and into the heart.
Why is II not the power now Because It is
preached from the head Why Was the
"amsn corner" abandon them
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
SnlcH DADS and Ends.

Filtration is attention without inten.
ton.
Women are facts, because facts are stub.
born things.
All tina, is required in the enjoyment Of
love or sausages is confidence.
A little signing, little crying, a little
dying and srea, deal Of lying constitute
love.
A man can get along without advertising
20 can wagon without grease, but Il goes
hard.
Ore Of the surest wass for man to be
robbed Of his good name is to put Il in his
umbrella
Mstrimony has oeen defined to be an in.
sane idea on the part Of man to pSy ZONE
woman's board.
IL was woman who first prompted man
to eat, but be took to drink on his own &C.
count afterwards.
I,is happy thought to Jersey lover
that his blood and that Of his sweetheart
mingle in the same musquito.
A gentleman at hotel table aeked an Of.
6cious negro waiter to retire. Excuse me,
sah, " said sambo, "but Ts 'sronsible fur
die silver"
In brssch-Of promise case in New York
the plsiniiff was offered 5000 to compro
mice, Two hundred dollars!" she e1claim
ed; $500 for broken heart. ruined hopes
and blasted life; $500 for all thisl No
make II $500 and it's bargain"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
lPiIKI LIcK cARRARp COUNTY.

4Some thief broke into the blacksmith
.tp Of L Seafcy last Saturday night. II
ynot known what he wanted, unless IL was
q get tools that he might 20 into a safe.
Peter Moore killed John Hunter At
William Harris grocery store, near Bsrea,
last Sunday. Cause. an old grudge and
whisky. Hunter shot Moore fret in the
aide, flesh wound only, and then Moore got
in his work by three shots which killed
him outright
Our express agent here received no.
tice few days ago from the company to be
on the lookout, a. gang Of thieves we're
blowing open safes and robbing them. The
news coon spread and every one that had
any OF the filthy lncre was at los. to know
what 10 do with 1t.
Miss Lille aud Pauline Arnold, Of
Lancaster, spent few days with friends
here. Oar assistant depot agent has been
looking AZ pleasing AZ an CID shoe. Miss
Allie Taylor, Of Richmond, Is the guest Of
Mics Nvmena Howe, T. I. Wallace, Of
Mt. Vernon, IL back to bis old STAN ping.
ground, visiting friends We are glad to
welcome him back.
-Christmas has commenced with the
young folks here. The 6Fst hop Of the sea.
son was given by M. Jesse Roystou last
Friday night. Although il was impromp.
tn, we never attended nicer or better con-
Quoted party. The young men all behaved
themselves like gentlemen and none Of them
were out Of balance. The young ladies do
not need any comments, but every one Of
them looked as pretty ~ pinks and as svee,
a. ,sfy. Mr. Roys,on, though blchelor,
entertained them admirably. We think,
though, tina, the way that he was compli.
mentinK the graceful dancing Of a certain
young lady, that he was rather struck and
would not always live a lonely bachelor.
Mis- Lula Pnllins gave a party Monday
night in honor Of Misses Maggie Adams,
Ella Joplin and Matte Nsweomb, Of Mt.
Vernon. At an early hour the crowd be.
gan TO come in from 81 directions, until
about ti'ty or sixty ladies aud gentlemen
had assembled. About O'Clock they be.
gan 10 trip the light fantastic and kept /,
up til supper vas announced Then each
couple promenaded into the dining. room,
where the table was heavy ladeusd with
good things to eat giving sufficient evi.
deuce tina. Miss Lula is an adept In the
culinary department. After every one had
parlaken beautifully, the dance was resum.
ed and kept up until the wee email hours
On Thursday night Mas PAtiie Adam.
gave party in honor Of the same youns
ladies. but As my communication had TO b
forwarded before that enjoyable evening il
order that il might be in time for publica,
ton, we could not make mention Of il ia
this issue. Judging, however, from III,
taste tina, Miss PAtde displays in othel
thing, and the reputation that she has as
domestic young lady, her party can not b,
equalled.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
Tno Sad Romnnces.

A sad story comes from Rome. Ayoung
man named Morretti, tailor, was con-
demned to a short term Of imprisonment
for some alleged fraud in his dealings. A
girl to whom he was betrothed went to the
police magistrate 10 learn about his fate
and prospects. The magistrate told her he
would assuredly remain many years in
prison. The girl, in despair, poisoned her
self. Soon after Morretti is found to have
been perfectly innocent and is at once dis
charged. On learning the miserable end
Of his betro;hed, he, too, pOisOns himself.-
London Times.
History repeats itself. A young man in
Chicago signed another mans name to a
check and vent to jail. A girl to whom he
wss betrothed went to a magistrate, who
assured her tina, Johnny would certainly
go down for five years. The girl, in de.
spair. married another fellow.-[Chicsgo
Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

THE Bowling Green Gaseits thus heralds
the arrival Of the pay car; The Louisville
a Nashville railroad company's little bank
on wheels, pulled by the handsomest little
vermillion tinted engine belonging to the
road, was sowing its crops Of smiles among
employees at our depot on Monday. The
boys wore smiles cut pelisse fashion with
doric 'mouldings and seal-skin trimmings,
and the air around the depot had the favor
ola land flowing with tree molssses and
flannel cakes Jersey butter.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

We agree with the Ohio Farmer, that
lndiana's sheep-dog law is better than
ours In one respect When man has
sheep killed by dogs he must report the lOss
to the township trustee within ten days,
and any person making false statement
Of the amount Of damage done. may be
lined 500 and imprisoned in the county
jail thirty days. An assessor who fails to
list any dog Is liable to. fine Of IS for
each case, and any one making false state
ment Of the number Of dogs he keeps may
be fued 500. A dog caught killing sheep
may be killed without ceremony.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
fruits Of Advertising.

A prominent business firm in one Of our
cities, who have grown rich by literally
pa,ronizing the printer, gives to their fel-
low-merchanis the following concerning
advertising:
"We have for many years studied the art
OF advertising and still It remains a marvel
tn US that there i. not a hundred times
more Of Il. We never yet knew a man to
advertise his wares literally and steadily
that Il did not pay. Yet there are thous-
snds Of manufacturers and tens Of thous.
snds Of men, having articles which they
declare ought to be in every household in
the country, who advertise as gingerly and
closely a. though they had no faith in Il at
all. How can they expect to get their
goods anywhere unless some knowledge Of
the article fret gets into the family news
paper five waited till people learned
from their neighbors, we might wait for
years before the mos; wonderful and usefu!
invention became known"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

A man named Aletcalf, who lives in
Chicago, had the top. Of his head shot of
in the late war bya shell. DR.. Agnew
the same man that operated on President
Garfield, fitted silver plate over the top
Of the head about the siEs of mans hand,
which works on hinges, and when closed
down is as perfect as a skull. The man
takes pleasure in removing, first his wig
then raising the plate and showing the
working Of his brain to friends.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
MONDAY, DECEMBER 3, SO

As Special Commissioner Of said Court and as Ex-
ccutor Of the last will OF w. q, Bailey decd offer
at public sale TO the highest bidder before the
land upon which said decedent resided at the time
Of his death, situated In the Northwest limits Of
the town Of stanford. The said tract contains
a. Acres, RO0ds and Poles. all Of
when Is within less than one-half mile OF the
Courthouse, the nearest point, Ia hne Ate for
dwelling house, within less than 800 yards. Ii
an be conveniently divided into town lots for
which there Is a brisk demand In the Town az
stanford. The land is excellently fenced aud 6ne-
ly watered from never-failin g springs and good
well, has upon II comfortable frame dwelling Of
rooms, besides halls, situated upon the highest
aud most beautiful eminenoe around stanford,
commanding tine view Of the town and sur.
rounding country for several miles distant There
are also good corn crib, a fair barn and stab
carriage house and other outhouses, an orchard OF
40 trees and excellent garden II Is Of the very
finest quality Of blue grass soil and has a hne
frontage upon the Lancaster pike aud gooi out
let TO the Danville pike.
1t will be offered first In 8 parcels, as follows:
The first embracing all the buildings orchard and
garden, containing q 7-lO0 acres, hOnting on the
Lancaster pike. The ID eontalnings 6s-lO0 acres,
fronting upon the Lancaster pike aud having upon
il hne building site The Sd containing 10 IS 100
acres, With good outlet 10 the Danville pike with
hne building sites. IL will then be offered as
whole; and the bid which realizes the most mon
The sale viii be made upon a credit off aud u
months, In equal installments, bearing inter-
est from date Of sale. for which bonds with
good securiiv, having the force and effect OF iudg-
ments, viii be required, with lien retained upon
land, Possession Of the property will be given as
soon a. satisfactory bonds are executed, subject,
however, 70 the action Of the Court upon the sale
Further Information may be had BY correspond.
ing with or interviewing the underslgned Commits
sloner at Bagdad, shelby county, KY, or from W.
H.Miller on the premises or ir0m Francis Miller,
Real Estate Agents. stanford, KY, who will sh0W
the premises aud plat OF same.
- HlRRIs0X BAILEE
iss-td Special Commissioner
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

A PECULIAR SYSTEM OF MARRAeE.-
Life in the Siberian mines IL not such an
altogether unmitiga,ed curse ~ pop ular
imagination pictures It. From some Of
the greatest evils which men elsewhere
have TO suffer, the convicu in Eastern
Siberia are happily delivered. There is
indeed marriage and given in marriage,
but there is no couriship, nor need any
man complain that he Is "msted to q saw.
age" or shrew. When a prisoner wishes TO
get married. all he has to do is to send in
an application to the overseer, who straight.
way allots him wife. Three days pro.
baton IL then allowed, and il any in.
compatibility OF temper seems likely to
arise the man receives twenty five lsshss
aud another wife, and so on until he il
contented.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

A Northern drummer, having occasion
to visit HarrOdsburg last week, and hear
ing what place 1t is for shooting people
had the stage driver to let him out at the,
edge Of town. He procured a stick and
tied his white handkerchief to it, and march
ed into town under a Of truce, as he ex.
planned TO those who saw him. He trans.
acted his business and got safely out Of
town, and lives to tell that he has done 90
Will some Of our brother editors over
there inform us If 1t Is really necessary for
a stranger to carry dag Of truce in visit,
that place 9-l Ashland Independent.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
'"''''hed r"esd"y. and Fridays,
Malone an Issamov, fjo,.


Er.Consre.sman Dszendorf, a stright.
out Virginia republican, replies d Ma.
homes incoherent and rambling address as
follows.
"for two yesrs Malone has he'd undis.
puied sway. b,cked up by all the power Of
the Federal Administration, with all the
patronage Of the State, Federal and local,
at his supreme command; with the Federal
Office holders his devoted slave; with the
hayward his workshop 10 turn out poor,
'Pinta tugs and 20 Manufacture voters;
with the employees Of the Government upon
whom 10 levy assessments 10 open violation
Of Law, with the State and the local officer.
from the Governor down, 10 subject to his
orders aud contribute to his political treas.
ury. with the State flooded with United
States Revenue officials for months, doing
nothing but canvsss in his interest with
all these things, and power never before
exercised BY any one man in this county
in his favor, the scep,er. has pssssd from
his grasp, and he has been overwhelmingly
defested. And vhy1 He would have the
country believe that, the shotgun policy
has been inauguraied In Virgins; that the
'DAnville riot 90 called, was the cause Of
his defeat; tha, the white people Of Virgin
ia had inaugura,ed feas, Of blood, aud
tina, the eolOrsd people we're the victims Of
their blood-thirsiy hate. No bs.er chandler
was ever uttered sgain., any people
There was never a mere peaoeable or quiet
election held 10 any State than was held
in Vireinia on the Oh day Of the present
month. The colored vote iisslf Is the best
refuisdoa ofythis bAslss. SANDER The
'DAnsiiie rior vas the legitimate out growth
Of Mahone's methods and the natural re.
suit Of the inaammatory speech made bv
his man Sims the hight before his distur-
bsncs. II IL true that there were colored
men kilIed-and this no one regrets more
than myssn--(so there vsse in the draft
riots in your own city In ls6., but no one
thought Of branding the people Of the
State Of New York ss insugurating the
'shot-eun policy thenl, bat ibat this single
occurrence should be used a. text from
which to pfsseh that fhs 'sho..eun. policy
had been inauguraisd In Virginia. for the
purpose Of firing the Northern heart, /. az
unvarrasisd uissprsssni.sisn Of facts
and wicked re.ort Of bsse minds. and
whoever does i regard as au enemy Of hi'
country. Il the'rvpabliesn party can only
be kept alive by revival Of the flames o.
discori between the sections and by sp
peals to the feelings sngendered by the
war; II there l. no, enough Of principle
left upon which to su.,sin itsslf before Tbs
people. |, had better die while !, has a rep
utstion. I repeat, while there was ballot
boz stutiing BY the Mahonei,ea in Norfolk
county and in other COUNTIES. and Will,
tickets were taken from colored men who
did not sgree With them and torn up, and
while there versisolated cases OF disorder
land in what stals sasl there noi?) the
election was, on the whole. most peaceabl'
aud orderly. and everybody in the ssa,s
knows IT,"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

DIFFERENCE BftwEEs EASTERN AND
WESTERN GiRLs.--"There ia young girl in
Milwaukee, thirteen years old, whose legs
below the knee" says the Baptist Recorder,
are 80 sensitive they cau not be touched be-
tween daybreak and midnight, but at mid
night they become 80 insensibls 10 feel
ing that the strongest current OF electrici-
~ has no eascl upon them.' 20
This may be an uneounon case for Nil
waukse. but there are thousands Of girls in
Philadelphia whose limbs are just as sensi-
tive before midnight a. sitter that solemn
hour, when graveyards yawn and tombs
give up their dead. Another pesuliarity
about girls born and reared in this land Of
.anrise and ocean spray, is they never be-
come insensible to feeling. Even little
mouse running up along a girls foot han
dies. either by day or night, would excite
the liveliest sensations. But electricity !
BAH Our girls don't need any such sensa-
ton, day or night, nor yet will they toler-
ate any such bigoted foolishness. There,
now.-[ Philadelphia Transcript.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
Thousands Say So

Mr.. 7. W. Atkins, Girard. Kansas. writes at
never hesitate to recommend your Electric Bitters
to my customers; they give entire satisfaction and
are rapid sellers" Electric Bltters are the purest
and best medicine known and will positively cure
Kidney and Liver Complaints. Purify the blood
and regulate the bowels. No family can afford to
be without them. They will save hundreds OF
dollars In doctors bills every year. Sold at soc
bottle by Penny a MeAlister.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

Brides, as a rule, find it a new and rath-
er unpleasant sensation to accept money
from their husbands Immediately after mar.
riage But an all.wise Providence pro vides
for such matters and in the course Of time
this feeling gradually weae of.-TPhils-
delphia Call.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

The punching Of gold coins for bangles
or for any other purpose, except to defraud,
is not illegal. Any coin that may fall into
a persons possession honestly is his own
and be may punch, Gle and de-
face il to his hearts satisfaction, provided
il is not bis intention TO cheat some one
ALA
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

All kinds Of roots keep better in cellars
II slightly covered with dry earth. This
is especially true Of turnips, which, unless
so covered, soon become stringy and near
lY worthless. Most cellars are too warm
and dry for any kind Of roots or fruit, and
ouly sufficient should be so stored for use
when pits out Of doors cannot be reached.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

A company of Boston capitalists have ac-
quired the lease Of the gutta-pereha forests
Of Dutch Guiana for tenn Of thirty-three
years and have already begun operations
there upon an extensive scale. Their lease
covers 100000 acres and the quality Of
the gum is said to be equal to that Of the
heat East India product,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

The greatest medical wonder Of the world. War
ranted to speedily cure Burns. Bruises, Cuts. vi
GERS, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles,
Chilblains, Corns, letter, chapped Hands and all
skin eruPtions, guaranteed to cure in every In
stance, or money refunded. A positive cure for
Piles. Csc per box. For sale by Penny a Nc
Alister
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

There is no one article In the line Of
medicines that gives so large return for
the money as good porous strengthening
plaster, such a. Carriers Smart Weed and
BellAdouna Backache PlAsters.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

"DO you ever gambler she asked, as they
sat together, her hand held In bis. He re-
piled, "No; but II wanted to, now would
be my time" "How so?" Because
hold beautiful hand" The engagement
il announced.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

The negroes Of Sumter county, Ala A.,
have organized a farmers club that sur
passes the grange. II any member fails to
attend properly to his team or keep his
fence in repair he is fined from 81 to $40,
and the money collected out OF the first
proceeds Of his crop.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

This is baby. II is girl baby. How
sloppy It's chin IL! How red its eyesl
What horid oontortiOns II make with its
face See how savagely II kicks! How
sour lie smsllsl How like demon 1t
yellsl Yet in few short years some man
will be half-crazed with wild suspense,
vorshiping the very air this being breathes,
devoutly kneeling at her feet and frantical-
ly begging for one word, one pressure Of
the hand, even a look, which will give him
hope.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

Asapart Of the marriage ceremony in
servis, the bride has to hold piece Of SUI
gar between her lips as a sign that she will
speak little and sweetly during her married
.f-
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

The apple crop Of Virginia is so large
this sesson that purchasers are unable to
find barrels, and the fruit Is being loaded
in bulk on the cars. One gentleman from
Baltimore last week bought 10000 barrels
in Augusta county at prices ranging from
81 SO to 81 per barrel.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

Whales milk is now recommended for
certain bodily ailments. There isprObably
but one article that Is less easily procured,
a hens tooth, and dealers in the eerulean
product Of the domestic bovine need fear
no composition at present.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

II We could only get the services Of the
late Mr.. Joshua, now, to check the sun
until the clock caught up, everything
would 90 all right.-[Post.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23

Fresno County, Cal, IL making a canal
100 feet wide from Kings River to irrigate
100000 acres Of dry and worthless dss-
ert.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-23
Commissioners Sale
Valuable Suburban Property
in Stanford.

Lincoln Circuit Court. W. q. Balley's Exor.,
&C, vs. W. G.. Bailey's Dvs, &c. In Equity.
Pursuant to a Judgment Of the Lincoln Circuit
Court, rendered at It's October term, 1883, IN the
above styled action, l viii on