Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-03-15
SIn0pais of the PLAY.

one hand from his pocket and point
to the picture Of a genteel man
with a heavy black mustache, sis the
vim. It begins wild comm on the
stage, and sayin':
"'Wat, no! Not here YETI
''Then an Eyetalian covey wild big
whiskers-he is the Wins pal
comes on an the Win tells him that
the girl mus be did away wild, SO he
can get the Doodle.
sHow mucha you givea?' says
the Eyetalian.
Five Thousand dollars" says the
vim. an they makes the bargain.
The Eyetalian is goin' to make be-
lieye that the girl is his'n, git her
away FIN her friends an kill her.
While they is maxim the bargain a
Dutchman and a darky is Gstenin',
an when the Dutchman comes out
an says he:
Maybe yer don't was dink l hat
heard something's, don't it? I will
safe dot girl'
1.-The next scene is in a big. fine
house. An old woman all dressed
up swell is tellin' a young prig that
the girl is heir to fifty thousand dol
lars, an dey don't know who her fad
der and muder was. She was picked
up on the steps when she was a kid.
The young teller tell his mudder
he don't care who her folks was, an
that he'll marry her anyway, even if
she is blind. The ole woman goes
out, and a be-youtiful girl comes in,
PAWN the air cause she's blind an
can't see, an says she to the young
chap:
1t can't never ber
1.-THE Teller he don't b'lieve it, an
tells her she's givin' him CUFF. After
a lot Of coaxin' she owns up that she
is, an he spreads out his fins and hol-
lers:
Then you do love me Marie? %
an she tnmbles.
''Then an ole man wild a white wig
comes in-he's the doctor-an' he
looks at the girls eyes an says that
he al cure 'em, but it may kill her.
He takes out two hotties an says:
"'In this is sump'n' that'll put yel
into a sleep like death. Will yer risk
it?'
'Be this me answer says the
girl, an she swallers the bottle, and
tips owe on the lounge.
'Jes before the doctor is goin' te
fix her eyes the Eyetalian jumps il
an says:
"'Where is mia poora childa?' an:
he won't let the doctor do any any
thing. There is a big row, an th,
Dutehman comes in an says:
sShe don't vas his child
"But the Eyetaiian Tugs her off
an the vil'n-he turns out to be he
cousin-gets all the money.
1.-THE scene is in the street. Thu
Eyetalian an the be-youtifnl younl
girl all dressed in rags comes along
an says she:
"'I'm 10000 tired
How mucha money you gota?'
says the Eyetalian, an she says sh
hain't got no money. Then he goe
to kill her, an the Dutchman hop
out an yells:
"sYou macaronl son of q gun!
an the Eyetalian lights out.
1.-THE Dutchman he takes the gil
into his house an comes out in th
street. The girls Teller comes alon
an while they is talkin' the Eyetalia
comes back an sneaks in an steal
the girl away. But the Dutchman'
; dog folders him and shows the wa
to the cop and the Dutchman whe
they finds out that she's gone. The
find her in a dive where lots OF Eye
Italians is playin' whiskey poker fo
the drinks. There's a big row agir
an the girl is took out an carrie
back to her home. In the row til
Eyetalian gifts all chawed up by th
Dutchman's dog, the cop Tugs hi'
off, an he's sent up for ten years.
SIN the last act the girls eyes hs
been fixed, an she's sittin' on th
PLACER. The papers has been foune
an the vim has hollored, sI'l
lo-host! I'm lo-host!' The girl
sayin' how glad she'll be to e hi
Teller an look into his eyes, when tt
Eyetalian, who has cracked the jug
comes cre-e-e-pin' along in stripe
togs, and says he to hisself:
"sI will now have mia r~-r-r-r-r'
venge!"
"The light is turned down, an tt
big fiddle goes zub-zub, zub-zub.
"Then the Eyetalian creeps up, al
grabs the be-youtiful young girl al
hollers, Il will killa you'll an pulls
big knife out Of his breeches poke
The young girl yells, an jest as he
goin' to jab her with the knife, the
all rushes in, an the darby pulls o.
a pop an lets the Eyetalian have
in the ribs, an the Eyetalian tumble
down an squirms, an the be-youtif.
young girl faints away in her felle,
arms, an down goes the curtain"
Mr.. Mckenzie, Of Kentucky, in th
debate on the tariff, made a speec
brim full Of fun, from which we pull
lish the following extract: