The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1883-09-15
p1TH AND POINT.

REEr-FoRMERs: The coral worm.
The Weather Bureau is the storm
scenter.
THERE are no female dudes. The
society idiot is always q man..
"You needn't be 80 crusty, " said Tod
kins to his better half. "Better he q
little crusty than half baked" was the
reply of his amiable spouse.
"OuT of the Mouths Of Babes:
Edith-"Have you written all the in
ma: yes, Edith. Edish-.Bus 1.-THE the
best part will be when the receptions
and receptions begin to come in, won't |
it. mamma ?"-Haru0rd Lamp0osa.
JAcK-"Say, old man, will you let
me take your hat and top-coat tonight;
mine are looking little the worse for
wear? Chum-"Certainly you can
have them; but don't you call that
taking Your partners best and going it
slone?"-HaruQrd Lan,pO0n.
No WORD was spoken whe.l they met,
By either-Sad or gay,
And yet one badly smit.en was.
As was re l.arkeu next day.
They met hy Chance this autumn eve.
with neither glance nor DOW,
They often come together SO
freight train and q cow.
ENTHUSIASTIC professor Of physics,
discussing the organic and inorganic
kingdoms-"Now, if should shut my
eyes-so-and drop my head-so-aud
should not move, you would say was q
clod. But move, leap, run; then
what do you call me?" Voice from the
rear-"A clodhopper!" Class is dis
missed.
"SAY. Mrs. Bunson," said little girl
to lady visitor, edo you belong to .
brass band?" "No, my dear" II
thought you did" ~Why do you. my
child?" because mamma said you
was always blowing your own horn, and
I thought you must belong to the band. "
Thu Drummer.
An Arkansas boy, writing from col
lege in reply to his fathers letter, said:
$50 you think am wasting my time in
writing little stories for the local pa
pers, and cite Johnson's saying that the
man who writes except for money is q
fool. I shall act upon DR.. Johnson's
suggestion and write for money. Send
me 35O."
FROM scientific journal we learn
that 400 species of comatulidm are
now known, and all except four belong
ing TO the genius Eudiocrinas have at
least ten arms. We always thought
there were about that many species of
comatulidp, but we were little shaky
as to the number Of arms. A comatu-
lidm with ten arms ought to be able to
scratch its own back, no matter in what
spot it may observation-disclosures Herald.
"M'R1A, heerd de boss readin' from
de paper dis mawnin' dat there's gwine
ter be change in the Ministery in En-.
gland. I spec some Oh dem ar Minis
tiers hab been foolin aroun' somebody
premises when de husban' an faalel
was way down in de cotton patch, an
dat's kase why dey change dem. Mira
dis should be wa'nin' to We, for we an
all wums, an we should profit by IL
'struction dis lesson fords. "-1era,
SUtings.
HIT EN- AGAIN.
The deacon was stingy az stingy could be,
And his minister keen as briar;
And the minister wished the ceiling removed
But could not get his desire.
One day piece OF the plastcrinR fell
by fase on the hard deacon ia head,
And he sprang to his feet and offered . ten
Lord, hit him again! said the minister keen.
With which yOu and will agree,
For ii plaster viii open the hear: Of = man.
-Kockps,ey POST Express.
A PEASANT who had often heard tina
Truth was a jewel lying ut the bottor
Of we'll descended into his we'll t
search for the treasure. He skinne
his knees and elbows, barked his nose
r,,n an oil fork intn his font and s1liy
cred around for six long hours befor
his wife drew him up and asked
"What in Goodness name were yo
doing down there?" Looking fe
Truth" "Why could have told 20
before you went down there that yo
were the biggest fool in Am RIGA
Moral: You can get more Truth tina
you want around any well-curb.
DE TRAIN ON DE GOLDEN RAIL.
Dis niggcr's hair an. turnin' whi,c Msc {
cotton on de stalk. 49,. 49,
pu. r's IA !. Z WIFI a. .s happy. an wsvn dc Go
Uncle Rc,"ss viii viii Ss runnin. an will stop
IN be .t.nsta' 4 de station Wild through tick
An dosn ksIk1iate ter git OF de train dis side
Wen ire DC n new from dc kar, his pI
Kase we'se going Ter take our own grub ct :
De crosstie: VA BE Of marble an dc spikes
Fur de- Gospel train on do golden rail will lea
DO sinner FUN sight:
Wild Uncle !ecmus' han on do throttle. an
81 in dc baggage car,
Wen lam Sn tune s..t r. .,a de- sweet 'sa ny wild
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