Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-06-05

so much good fodder was spoiled; bu
when its hair began 10 burn, the goa
gave one snort, and went between pi
and the hired girl like il was shot on
of cannon, and il knocked pa ovel
wash'boiler into the coal bin, ant
the hired girl in among the kindling
wood, and she crossed herself, and re
peated the catekism; and the goa
jumped up on top of the brick fur
mace, and they couldn't get him down,
l heard the celebration, and went
down aud took pa by the pants and
pulled him out Of the coal.bin, and he
said he would surrender, and plead
guilty to being the biggest fool in
Milwaukee. / pulled the kindlin
wood of the hired girl, and then she
got mad, and said she would milk that
goat or die. o, that girl has got
sand. She used TO work in the glass
factory. Well, sir, it was a sight
worth two shilling admission to see
that hired girl get up on step ladder
to milk that goat, on top of the fur.
mace with pa sitting on barrel of pc.
tatoes, bossing the JOB. They are GO
ing to fix gang plank to get the
goat down oil the furnace. The baby
kicked on the milk last night. Well,
they can run the baby and goat to
suit themselves, cause | have re-
signed.
81 have gone into business. Don't
you smell anything that would lead
you to surmise that / had gone into
business No drug store this time"
and the boy got up and put his
thumbs in the armholes Of his vest, aud
looked proud.
30, | don't know as I smell any
thing, except the faint oder of horse
blanket. What you gone into any
wayf' and the grocery man put the
wrapping paper under the counter,
and put the red chalk in his pocket,
30 the boy couldn't write any sign to
hang up outside.
"You hit the first time. have &C.
cepted a situation of teller in livery
,tablel" said's,s boy, as he searched
around for the barrel of cut sugar,
which had been removed.
TELLER in a livery stable Well,
that is new one on me. What is a
teller in a livery stable2" and the
grocery man looked pleased, and
pointed the boy to Il barrel of seven
,ent sugar.
"Don't you know what n teller is
n livery stableS 1t is the same as
! teller in a bank. have to grease
he harness, oil the buggies, and cur.
y of the horses, and when man
zones in 10 hire n horse | have to 90 |
Town to the saloon and tell the livery |
nan. That's what teller is. like
he teller part of it, but greasing har.
lees is little too rich for my blood,
'ut the livery man says if stick to it
will be governor some day, cause
most all the great men have begun
ife taking care Of horses. 1t all de-
ENDS on my girl whether l stick or
ot. II she likes the smell OF horses
shall be a statesman, but if she oh.
scts to it, and sticks up her nose, |
hall not yearn to be governor, at the
Expense of my girl. 1t beats all,
ont it that wimmen settle every great
uestion. Every body does every
hing to please wimmin, and if they
lex on anything that settles it. But
must go and umpire that game be.
ween pa and the hired girl and the
oat. Say, can't you come over and
se the baby?
"Tain't bigger than a small satch.
!, and the boy waited till the groce.
y man went to draw some vinegar
hen he slipped out and put up
hingle with white chalk, "yellow
and wanted for maple sugar. '-Peck's
un.
Prof. g. A. Young, of Princeton,
lys; "The stars that are visible to the
aked eye number about 6,O0O, and