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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
The Kentucky coIoneI's SISTERS Cat

Chicago Inter Ocean.1
"My sistah had a cat once, sab, and we all
called him S~tonewall jackson, because it was
so hahd to kill him, sah. Well, sab, you may
believe me oh not, sab, but disarrange my
kidneys if 1 didn't see Stonewall jackson
playing with dead leaves at IL o'clock on a
wintah's night, sab, when it was cold enough
to give a stone dowg they stomach ache, sab.
Yes, sab, and he all didn't nave a sweetheart
within five miles, sab. 1t made they cold
chills run up and down my backbone, sab,
like monkeys climbing a rope. Every once
in q While that cussed condemned cat, sab,
would spring right often the earth with he
alls feet at the same tins, sab, like a
bucking mule, sab. Then he would turn
handsprings, and back summersets, sab,
chase he alls tail around a big stump
so condemned fast that no all
would almost catch it, sab, and run up a tree
so cussed fast, sab, That he all would look
like q black streak o: cat about ten feet long,
sab, reaching from they ground to they place
whah he all lit, sab. Oh, yes sab; Stonewall
Jackson was no SLOUGH OF a cat. They was so
much electricity in he alls fur, sab, that we
all could light they gas with him any time,
sab, by rubbing he alls back and turning on
they gas, sab, and it was consolidated dangah-
Gus to allow he all to run loose in they cellah
whaht they kept they measuahing machine,
sah.n
"You mean the metre, l suppose, colonel, +"
suggested the reporter.
Eyes, sab; it's a Yankes trick to make
people burn gas when they all have gone
away fob they summGh. sab. They gas
company charges you all ten dollahs fob they
rent OF they meteor, sab, wien you all
couldn't sell they whole business fob q cents
to a junk shop, sab"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
ROLL GALL IN THE ARMY.
The Orderly SerGeant's Warning
The Only Man Under the y List.

Inter Ocean
Roll call In the regular army Is a stereo-
typed affair. Roll call in the volunteer regi-
ments was subject to innumerable varia-
tons. Volunteers had pride in making a
good fight In battle, in presenting a good APP
pearancs on parade, In making a quick move
ment against an enemy, but they had no
pride in getting up early. They must get up.
That was a fixed fact, and they did get up.
They must get out Of their tents and form in
the company street, and here came in the
variations
The orderly sergeant, awake at the first
bugle call, would go to every tent with his
warning: Tumble out, boys" or Roll out,
men" or Wake snakes-lively now,n and
then at the last moment would shout, Fall
in company A" The warning was behind
the scenes. The order meant business, and
out would come the boys, frizzled, rumpled,
half dressed, shoeless and s~tockingless, it
might be. Abbott, standing well to the front
on the list, was always out promptly. The
BIS would come out n little late, and the Cs
would skip out putting on shoes. The DIS
would dash out, barefoot, and perch on
chunks of wood or stones, gyratng like a
chicken on an unsteady roosting place. The
rs would fling themselves out recklessly.
The Ps would come out in a squad. as the
orderly could rattle over their names rapidly.
Inc ul"h1h Wdlbru lii tue lhsl HloLneuty
and came out with eyes shut, and the one Y
screamed out his there" as he scrambled
from the tent on all fours, and then with the
order break ranks turned round and went
back again. This maneuvre he declared he
could execute without waking up.
The dexterity in doing this was the cause
of many 'mistakesn on the part of Johnny,
who was the only man in the company who
came under the Y list. The regiment was
quartered at Charleston, Va. and in Sibley
tents. One morning early there came over
from the town a number Of Ohio people, who
had taken advantage of the quiet winter to
come aud see the boys, OF course there was
great excitement in camp, and it required
little urging for the boys interested to turn
out promptly. johnny slept through the
rumpus, waiting for the familiar civilians,
White, Whistler, Whitaker, Wackford, Wat
kins, wainwright, Woolsey, Winner, Wood, y
before he jumped. He treated all efforts to
wake him up with indifference, mumbling
'Oh, yes, yes, yes, know; [ am awake, durn
it, But when the company was formed for
roll call he came scrambling out in the usual
style, snapped out, Here, '..and turned to go
back, when a general laugh aroused him,
and he realized that he stood within a few
feet of a group of ladies and gentlemen from
home, and that his appearance was not such
as IN IN yorably imDress-
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OFFICIAL


TERRITORY.
0overnor-Wm. Hale.
Delegate 10 Congress-M. f Post.
Secretary Of Te~rritory-EIllotS N. Morgan.
Chief Justise-James b Sener.
Associate Justices = s q PP,ss
Clerk W. Bruner.
J., ID. Hopkins, Territorial Veterinarian.
United States Attorney-M. c. Brown.
United states Marshal-0ustav Schnitger.
Deputy-W. Schnitger.
Surveyor General-E. c. David.
Collector OF Internal Revenue-E. P. Snow
Receivers of Public Moneys-WS Hurlbut
Cheyenne; f s. Croker. Evanston.
,gisrers Of md ONCE NV 3 " Mires'
rreasurer-F E. Warren.
Auditor-Jesse Knight
Librarian. Slaughter.
Superintendent OF Public Instructlon-J
GseioSist and Mining Engineer G. E.
Bailey.
Territorial stenographer-J. c. g. Richard
on.
Penltentiary commissioner E. Nagle
Thonaas Langtree J Einfrock; o,,o
Gramm. l. I, Downs, E. ". Bennett, N. An
drews. i. w. Quinn.
LARAMIE COUNTY.
Sherir-S. X. sharpless.
Probate Judge and County T~reasurer-I
Bergman.
County Clerk x. jeffrey.
County and Prosecuting Attorney-J. G.
Baird.
County CommissIoners-Thomas Swan. T,
Dyer, George "; H9yL II, s,,o,,-w p,o,.
ardson.
ASsessor-w. W. jeffrey.
Coroner-John T. ChRt1n,
Justices ofthe Peace " +. ftsn'r'
oonstnble.-P +. J NGlS1,
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
SOMETHING
EVERY LADY
OUGHT TO KNOW,

There exists a means of Sc
curing a soft and brilliant
Complexion, no matter how
poor 1t may naturally be.
Hagan's Magnolia Balm is a
delicate and harmless arti-
Gle, which instantly removes
Freckles, Tan, Redness,
ROughness, Eruptions, Yul-
gar Flushings, etc, etc. So
delicate and natural are its
effects that its use Is not
suspected by anybody.
No lady has the right to
present q disfgured face In
society when the Magnolia
Balm is sold by all druggists
for 75 cents.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
HEALTH is WEALTH.

Pr, E. Q. VESTS NERVE and BRAIN
a guaranteed specific for
nyste,ih, uizzlness. convulsions, fits, nervous
neuralgia, headache. nervous prostration.
caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco
wakefulness, mental depression, softenina
or the BRAIN resulting in insanity and lead
lhg 70 misery, decay and death. premature
oiu age, pnrrenness. loss OF power In either
caused by over-sxertion OF the brain. self,
abuse or over-indulgence. Each box con.
tains one months treatment. 81 a boz O reIx
ofprfce. P'
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. with each order receIvad
by US for six boxes. accompanied by s5' we
VIII senu tne purchaser a written GUARANTEED
70 remnd he money 1. the Treatment does
not eneot a cure. Guarantees Issued only Inv
GEORGE W Hoyt. druggist, Cheyenne, Wyo.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

The Oldest, greatest and best remedy for
the cure Oh nervous and physical debility, vi
manhood. falling memory. and relaxed and
enfeeoled conditions of the genito-urinary
organs.
loss Of vigor. seminal weakness, ind all the
youthiul iollles and abuse, or excuses OF ma
1t permanently prevents all unnatural loss
nom the system, as thousands can attest who
lie. pup
II Is indeed a full remeoy-toning
the nerves. strengthening the muscles check
Ing the waste, invigoreting the whole sys.
tenn and restoring the afflicted to heath and
The Doctor Will agree to forfeit 1000 for a
case undertaken not cured. The reason so
above diseases is owing to a compiicacion
called prostatorrhea, with hyperaesthia
Liebig's Inyigorator No. 2 with our pe-
ouliar special treatment is the only cure
Tor Prostatorrhea; By IT manhood is restored
TO youth. PIiee OF either invigorator 80 per
bottle; SIX for $40. Sent TO anyaddress. COW
cred securely from observation.
DR.. Liebig & Co. treat successfully by HON.
oesathy every form of special, private and
drugs. n vitality is drained from the body,
numerous Diseases foiioW that bsfle ordl-
tinue. the unnatural loss causes consump
ton, diabetes, Bright's disease, insanity, etc.
S Srinsr guarantee q diseases OF the genito-
lily cured.
Qualined and responsible.-Dr. Liebig &
Co., from Europe, are organized In compli-
ance with California medical law. Diploma
procured by regular college education and
are now In their nineteenth yeer OF special
Most powerful electric belts free 10 prtients.
To prove the wonderful power OF the Tnyig-
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sultation free and private.
DIT. Llebig's wonderful German Invis orator
IL protected by copyright from patent office
OF the United States government. beware OF
limitations.
Call or addrefi LIEBIG
4U Geary Street, San Francisco. Cal.
PRIVATE entrance, 46 Mason street. four
blocks up Geary street from Learny. Main
entrance through Dispensary drug store.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
TInter Ocean

An officer OF the British army has pat enteJ
"a waterproof match, specimens OF which
have ignited readily after having beer
wrapped in "a damp rag for twenty-four hours
This is accomplished by coating the phos-
phorized end OF the match with solid parafine,
which, while it protects from slow oxidation.
being perfectly impervious TO water, does not
in the slightest degree interfere with the ready
i~n6ammability of the match.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

At the closing OF a concert in Bradford,
while a young gentleman was struggling with
his hat, cane, overcoat, opera-glasses, and his
young lady's fan, all OF which be was trying
TO retain or his lap, a suspielous-looking black
bottle from the overcoat pocket fell on the
floor with a loud thud. '"Therel' he exclaimed
to his companion, 81 shall lose my cough
incidence That was presence OF mind.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

A company has been organized by persons
living in Philadelphia and Cape May to catch
porpoises, by means Of a net invented for
that special purpose, and convert them into
oil, leather, and fertilizers, Those products
of the sportive porpoise are said to be par
ticularly valuable, but hitherto the difficulty
has been to catch the porpoise. The new net
with which the company is to make war is
capable OF accommodating $50 of them at a
time.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
DR.. G
81 Co.'s
MEDICAL and SURGICAL INSTITUTE,

4 Larimer Street, Denver.
Chronic diseases OF men and women sue
cessfully treated. Surgical operations OF all
kinds performed. Piles, Fistula, Varicocele,
and Hernia, cured without knifs or caustic.
Diseases ofEye and Ear n speciality. by one
member OF this arm
Young Men
who may be suffering from the effects OF
youthful follies or indiscretions, VIII do well
To avail themselves OF this the greatest boon
ever Land at the altar OF suffering humanity.
DIR. Will guarantee 10 forfeit five
hundred dollars for every case OF seminal
character which he undertakes TO and falls
To cure.
Middle-Aged Men.
There are many men OF the age OF 70 to 90
who are troubled with too frequent evnoua-
ton OF the bladder, often ccompanied by a
slight smartlng or burning sensation and a
weakening OF the hyEtem in n manner the
patient cannot account Tor. On examining
the urinary deposits n ropy viii
onen be found, and so netimes small partl.
Giles OF albumen Will appear. or the color will
be ofakin ormllkish hue, again changing TO
"A dark and torpid appearance. There are
many men who die Of this difficulty, ignor-
ant ofthe cause, which Is the second stage oil
seminal weakness DR. Wagner Will guar
antee n perfect cure In all such cases and a
healthy restoratlon of the gen~ito-urinary
organs. Consultation free. Thorough exam
All communication should be addressed
70 Dr.. Henry Wagner. postofhce box 1883,
The Young Mans Pocket Companion. by
DR.. H. Wagner, Is worth It's weight In gold 70
young men. Price. sl25 sent by mail 70
Dr. Wagner has had entire charge Of
tho medical and surgical institute fol
the past year heretofore known as DR.
Spinney & Co. $40 Larimer street, Denver
Colorado. now known as
DIR. WAGNER s. co.
Cut TINS out and take along.
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laiIu Esaner.
tPIoNEER OF WYoAuNG.)

Entered at the PoStoDice, c~heVsHHs. WVo-
ming. for t~rdnSmiSIion through he mails as
second class matter.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

The Baltimore Sun Is said to ave made
1900 a day during the last campaign by
printing the speeches OF excited candidates at
advertising rates.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09
Decline of Man.

Nervous weakness, dyspepsia, impot
ence, sexual debility, cured by Wells
Health Remover" 81.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

Wells Rough on Rats" Almanac, al
druggists, or mailed for 2cent stamp.
4. s. Wells, jersey City.
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lCourier-J Journal
Lord Bacon signs of short life are quick
growth, fair, soft skin, soft fine hair, early
corpulence, large head, short neck, small
mouth, fat ear, brittle, separated teeth. Tho
other signs are; Going into a saloon at
twelve intervals a day, sitting on railroad
crossing, and writing original poetry.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

Property to the value OF So! 900, 900 has
been destroyed by fire in this country and
CANADA since january l., 1883.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

Infallible, tasteless, harmless, cath
artic; for feyerishness. restlessness,
worms, constipation. 25c,
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1883-12-09

A whaling company with 81 600. 600 capita
has been started in San Francisco.
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Courtesy of Eyo. Archives g. His
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Cut TINS ont ana take along.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-11-10
For Young Readers,
BE POLITE.


Hearts. like doors, will ope with eass
10 very. Uesy little keys;
But don't forget that two are these:
Il thank you, sir. and III you please.
Be polite, boys; don't forget n,
In your wanderings day by day,
When you work and when you study,
In your home and ~ your play.
Be not rough; leave that to Bruin.
All untutOred in hisden;
r. when you have gained mans STATURE
You would be true gentlemsn-
Not the perfumed, gay exquisite,
DOting on his raimeht fine:
He whom powder and pomatum
Renders Ito his mind divine;
Iwouid have You copy after
Nature on q differeHt plan;
Heed her teachings, and you some time
May be cUeru inch man.
Bepolite, boys, to each other
Curb your temper-you'll be thankful
For this habit seasons hence.
Be respectful to the aged,
And this one thing bear In mind:
Never taunt the wretched outcast.
Be he helpless, lame or blind.
Be polite. boys. to yoslr parents,
Never let them fail to hear
From their sons the best of language
In the home they should hold dear;
To your brothers and your sisters
Speak In accents kind and true
Be polite; twill serve you better
Than princely gift can do.
~. r. Lssi9er.
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"SHE DOES NOT KNOW CHICKEN
FROM TURKEY"*

Helene Is the haudsomest girl of her race;
She's an elegant form and an exquisite face;
And she dresses with perfectly consummate
But she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She knows many languages, living and dead;
In science and fiction is very well read,
But she cannot cook meat, and she cannot
And she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She can play "Fantasie" or "Nocturne" with
skill,
Can sing up to B"-has a wonderful trill;
Can write good story or sonnet, but still
She doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She's been up the Tiber, the Rhine and the
Nile;
She's painter in every popular style
Can decorate china, plaque or tile
But she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She's always self-satisied, graceful and cool;
A critic, both just and correct, as a rule,
And knows every stitch of the kensington
But She doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She can work design by Lensing or Burt;
But she cannot cut out for her children q
Or make for her husband a violating shirt
She doesn't know chicken from turkey.
I'm Wiling a girl should read Latin and
should German and French and Italian speak;
And be up" in the latest esthetical freak,
III she only knows chicken from turkey.
I'd like her Ia music aud song to take part;
Read poetry, science, and cultivate art,
II husband and children were first in her
heart,
And If she knew chicken from turkey
Knew barley from rice. knew tart from q
pie;
A boil from stew, broil from fry;
And If she went into the market to buy,
Knew very well chicken from turkey.
For, to make a home happy, all knowledge
must blend;
Art, science and service their benefits lend;
Then. ladies SO clever and wise condescend
TO know about chicken and turkey.
Lille II. Barr, IN The Continent.
IAN old saying for poor housewife.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-11-10

There is evidently disposition upon
the part of the department officials in
the Post-office Department to have the
people believe that President Arthur
has turned over new leaf and will
have the department run in the interest
of the people instead of the whims and
conveniences of the politicians. They
speak as though the injunction of the
New York Sun to "turn the rascals
OUT will be obeyed. There are those
who believe that Arthur has nothing to
do with it, and that he is too shrewd q
politician to engage in anything of the
kind. Now that he has got through
fishing, maybe he will find time to rise
and explain. The Postmaster-G General
would hardly have assumed SO much
authority without the knowledge and
approval of the President, and those
who have been left out in the cold
might as well make up their minds to
go to work to defeat him in the next
election. Government officials are not
brutes to be kicked and cuffed about
like SO many dogs, and the party that
win sustain an Administration that will
allow it should be told Ito CO." Up to
this time the postmaster in this city has
no idea why he was removed, nor has
the people any information to give him.
All reasons for it are withheld by the
department., and tho last words said to
him by Mr.. Lampson, the Inspector,
were: :" You and your Office are all
right" Yet but few days elapse and
ne is unceremoniously removed, even
without q minutes notification.
The truth is, the Republican party
has been so long in power until the
Administration treats all subordinates
as menials. If any cause for this ex-
listed it would be different thing, but
to send men through the country and
throw business men out of employment
without ceremony is more than the peo-
pie will quietly submit to, and such
proceedings will drive every decent man
out of the party. That there is some
great political move on foot in the
South we have no question. 1t is hard
" probable that Arthur and his gang
would suddenly become 80 exceedingly
virtuous as to attempt to please the
people of the South rather than his
pets in politics. 1t may be that the re-
duction of the clerical forces in the
post-ofiices will help to swell the Golfers
Of the campaign fund-a thing needed
Just now since there can be no more
political assessments. Should this prove
to be the case, we win not be in the least
surprised, and the manner and time in
which these reductions are made
strengthens the belief. = Columbus Sun.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-11-10

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A Young Jay Gould.

A fond and doting mother had two
cakes which she proposed to divide be-
tween her two sons. Fond as she was,
the mother, however, was fonder of one
of her boys than the other, so she said
to the favored one:
''Here, take these cakes, my son, and
give your big brother the smaller one
of the two"
The boy took the cakes, and was ap
parently in much doubt concerning
which was the smaller, SO he took q
bite out of one, and again compared
them. Still he was undecided which
was the smaller, and accordingly took
another bite and then another, and
finally turned over a very small piece
to his brother, saying:
ssThere now, Tommy, / have made
one piece smaller than the other, so
you will have no trouble in getting
what is coming to you"
The application Of this well-worn an
ecdote applies directly to the relative
positions of England and France.
Egypt represents the cake which is to
be divided between them. England is to
have the larger portion, France the
smaller. but by the time England gets
through biting off bits at a time the por-
ton coming to France is liable to be
but a small crumb.- Ierds Sittings.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-11-10

"A few hours before the bankruptcy
of the Southeastern Railroad of Yer
mont was announced q willy creditor
paid sixty dollars for ride from sta
ton in Canada to Newport, just across
the line, where q deputy sheriff was
waiting with an attachment for the To-
connective. The trick availed nothing.
for some employees of the road shortly
appeared with another engine. beat Of
the guard placed by the sheriff, and
hauled the captive locomotive swiftly
over the hQfdeF. -RNlland Herald
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-11-10

m. H. Dement,, of Chicago, is en-
gagged on machine which is to do
away with the services of compositors
on newspapers. When one of his
machines strikes a town dead broke,
and handouts are scarce, it will under
stand the magnitude of the task under
taken. And when it goes out with the
boys on Saturday night, and wakes up
Sunday morning with head extending
to the tree tops, how it will howl for a
sub. No man with such name will
ever invent a machine that will take the
place of the printer.-C Chicago Inter.
Ocean.