The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-04-12
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ssrs ~ sVr4ns pssss ios time.
yoa $50 sssisss - Tod srsnpls. :
q, ne sleriss class easd vAsn the Teacher
wrote hard aasssios ca ihs board
sYoans mas. eald Tie master. II al.
wave eAi ihs shccsx f4sd Asd lhe Des
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w.ir s,s cps be .sil. .'abd II i a duiy 10
prsssioe ssgl-8nlisl ca ali occasions. "
Tale care a ,be sseiHl ani the besa-
tiul viii ials care al l,seli Thus 10 wbs,
~. goaa ASH numerous father remarked
wi,ca b. married 81 BIZ sslicsi daughter
fwt
Ii i ssid that inLsiiag TIE fG@ea Of
salthnr ssli cure essssrh. The course
staeh msas pcopls pursue In this life
gives promise ihs, they weni be afflicted
wlth catarth IN ihe neHt
-Jaln Williams Of West Virginia 10.
sisted thai be ooala charm raiiiesnake.
aad hls irieSds we're 80 pa, out about bis
foslisiaoss that only isoor three followed
his remains 10 The grave
"A German at hotel In New York civ
i,s oiLsr ds, has sons Limhurger cheese
ssi 10 him. A lisiie hoy who sal beside
hiu iuToed 10 his mother and exclaimed !.
IN ssusns. hos Ssh wss deaf aud
dnnb 10 niy nase.
"a rompimg ioar years-old boy had
icea denied ssBe 'qtiiug Qualification by
bis A.oilger. bul Il did Dot seem 20 trfiing
10 him - 10 her, 50 striking an attitude
before Der he said with the utmost gravity.
"Ma,her. vere you ever boyf"
There is paibos 10 this from the Dos
ton Transcript Here I've been talking
for bali an bonrr exclaimed an auctioneer.
"and haven't 60, M offer Half an
hour. indesd" murmured al elderly mai
den. "shats hall an hour TO IN ny long
years aud stil 30 hope Of an oiierT
Enthusiastic professor Of physics,
discussing the organic aud inorganic
kingdoms: Now, II ! should shut my
eyes 20 aud drop my hesJ--so-and
sbouli not move. you would say ] was
cloal But move. leap. run. then what
do yon call meg" Voice from the rear: "a
cioihoppefl'
- Ia the good old country tavern times
al the slands we're put on the table and
the host did the carving in the presence OF
his guests ThIags have changed since
then. and The meats are nov cut 10 the
kitchen The host don't wan, his board
ers TO see him do the carving with broad
axe, mallet aud cold chisel
Doctor eau you tell me what's the
matter with himp" asked an anxious moth.
err whose sou was undergoing medical
examination Hnmor 10 the blood. re.
piled the doctor. II knew it. told
him no, 10 read funny papers, but he
would Do il, and the first thing lac knows
IL will strike 10 lis brain and kill him"
Alta school examination u clergyman
was deseanting on the necessity OF grow.
ing up loyal and nsefal citizens. In order
to give emphasis TO bis remarks he point.
OIL TO large flag hanging on one side OF
the scboolroom and said: Boys what 10
that flag for7' An urchin who understood
the condition OF the room better than he
dd the teachers rhetoric exclaimed: ITO
hide the dirt. sir. Z"
MIR Billings" said an Arkansas
boar ling-house mistress. addressing gen.
item Al who had just taken his seat at the
table. lyon make the thirteenth at the Ia.
BILE. hope you wont consider me super.
stitious. but wish that you wonld leave.''
"Why. nv dear madam" Billings replied,
shave no fear whatever. This thirteenth
at the table business is fraud. Yes"
continued the landladv, 81 know, but as
yon owe me for two weeks board. i had
rather you wouldn't eat quite agree
with you The thirteenth is fraud"
Old Fairsec came down TO the Office
tho other morning after committee OF
his employees bad made him a surprise
visit aud presented him with an elegant
and valuable clock. His face was sick
lied over with pale cast Of thought,
which was noticed by the clerk. The lat {
ter asked the old man what was the mat ,
ter ITS just this, answered the capital. !
st. after long pause. THAT clock could |
not have cost less than one hundred dol :
lars. II WAS an ertravagant piece Of bust ,
ness. and must not be allowed 10 occur :
sgsin You may give notice Of ten pr
sent reduction 10 wages 10 commence with a
he trs. Of the month. "
Som, OF our contemporaries are pub. i,
fishing portraits Of distinguished iniividu. '
Il. with shor, biography. claiming that 9
/ is done a, great expense Assrnle they !.
ire yillsinons pictares aud are furnished n
!, 81 G5 each with the biography thrown $
"a. We have always discarded snch cheap u
rash, aud hsse at gicat expense procured J
he follosing. which cannot but prove !
rers interesting TO our numerous readers
d
..ese! !.