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The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
HOME COMFORT.
After - E;aiHy EsiGc a Country fhy-
sicIa: GciE< What He Thinks
az some People.

- wish 10 gracious some people would learn
when they need doctor and when they
DON'T exclaimed DR.. f, rs he entered
his house in 4 eosey little village in the inter
Tor Of the State Of New York. after tedious
ride of many miles. "I have been down
among the mountains u see 9 man, who the
messenger said, was very sick and not likely
10 live 'till morning, unless he had immedi-
ate help; and found him sufericg from a
rather sharp attack Of collie, which his family
might have relieved in t-n minutes. if they
had grain Of sense and two OF three simple
remedies in tho house. But no; they must
remain ignorant IS pigs, and when the least
| ache or pain takes them, send for dOct-tr
whether they ever pay him or not
why, Doctor, what kind Of simple rene
dies, as you call them, do yOu expect people
| to keep in the house?" asked his wife. rs she
pour, him a cup of hot tea.
In this casc,'' answered the Doctor. "ii
they had only put BENSON'S CAPCINE =
POROUS PLASTER on the mans stomach,
he would have been all right in IN hour, and
saved ire d.cary ride"
| In all ordinary compl.ints il cures at once
| Al diseases are eliminated frOm the sys-
ten by what may be roughly called expuls ion
or extraction or by n union Of the two pro-
! eesscs. Bens)n's Plaster promotes both. II
/ ineites tie torpid organs to act, and sends It's
healing. soothing, i-fuence through the myr-
lad pores Of the skin. All other plasters OBJ
iige the patient 20 wait. They give him hope
for tomorrow. Benson's plaster gives him
help to-day. Which is better, do you think?
! Buy the CAPCINE and keep It in the house,
| Price p cents,
/ Seabury & johnson. Pharmaceutical Chem
/ lists, New York.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
Street Improvement Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that The
Common Council OF the city of Astoria,
CiatSOp County, Oregon. propose To or
der the improvement of that portion Of
West Sth street in the City of Astoria,
JlatSOD County, Oregon, rs laid out and
recorded by John VI. Shiyely, from the
south side of Water street TO the south
side OF Cedar street by grading said
street where needed TO make an even
grade from Water street tO Cedar street
and by planking said street 10 its full
width with new and sound fir plank not
less than three inches in thickness
where not already planked and by re-
moving all defective piles. StringeTS,
plansing and other timbers in that por-
ton which was destroyed by fire and
by replacing the same with new ana
sound fir piles, caps and StTlngeTS and
pianking, and by building sidewalks
eight feet wide OH both sides of said
street where not already built and by
repairing the sewers on both sides OF
said street.
And unless n TemOnStTance signed
by the owners of twO-thirds of the prop
erly fronting on said portion of said
street be filed with the Auditor and
Clerk within ten days OF the final publi-
cation OF this notice, viz: Thursday.
September 10Th, 1885, the Common
Council will order said improvement o.
be made.
By order Of the Common Council.
T.S. JEWETT.
Auditor and Clerk.
Astoria. August 18th. 1888.
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Cbenamus Street. Assessment.

NOTICE is hereby given that the
assessment made by Ordinance No. 543,
of the City of Astoria, ClatsOp County
Oregon, and which ordinance passed
the Common Council of said city on the
22d day of August, 1885, and was ap-
proved on the 2Sd day of August, 1888.
for the proposed repair of Chenamus
street. in the City of Astoria, as laid out
and recorded by John Mcclure, from
Main street To Jackson street in the
manner provided by Ordinance No. 52S
of the City of Astoria and which Ordin-
aHce passed the Common Council of
said city on the 18th day of July, 1888,
and was approved on the 10Th day of
July, 1885, on each of the following de
Scribed lots fronting on said portion of
SAID street is now payable at the office
of the City Treasurer in U. 5. gold and
silver coin and unless paid within five
days from the expiration of this notice,
viz: Thursday, September 18th, 1888, the
Common Council Will issue warrants
for the collection thereof. The assess
ment is as follows:
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Attachment 10 Newspapers.

The strong attachment OF sub
sc;.hcrs 10 p wci.-coH8uctei news
paror s. fully confirmed by pub
fishers. @S,op ny paper.' words
of dEea1 20 beginners IN business,
lose thair terror aiter a. paper mas
been established Tor term of
years. So long as a pap. parzues
a iazt, honorable and iulicious
course, meeting the wants of It's
customers, IN al! respects. t'.n Ties
OF friendship between tie sab
cr!bers and the paper are as hard
to break ~ an outside third party
as the lux which binds Old friends
in business or social lie. Occa-
sional defects and errors IN "a news
paper arc overlooked by those
who have become attached 10 it
through It's perusal Tor years.
They sometimes become dissatis-
fed with It on account of some
thing which has slipped inlo It's
columns, and may stop taking it;
bat tie absence of the familiar
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The Office IS also indicated:


lu the seventy-two years prior
70 the civil war 5he south possessed
he prc~idcnc, for fer'y-uine
wears and ss good as possessed IL
under the e,-ar ,cars OF Pierce, Of.
New Hmp-'i-e. aud Buchanan,
q penrvl,.a'a. lu those ]ays It
madc aa 3fG reace a.sse man
came lra.u. 70 h, wfs iu s,inathy
wi.a tae dominating southern ele-
manL The extraordinary contri-
buttons o.. Virginia To- ,he p9esi-
dencv were due, not ali To- her To-
cation, 1at 20 the unusual relations
OF her strong men 10 the govern
mcnt during the period OF the rev
oludon anI tire settlement 90 the
constitution. Virginia has fur
uishe5 no president siuce Monroe
weur ont in 1924, unless We count
the accidental service OF John Ty-
Ter, whose selection as the Whig
candidate for vice-president in
1870 was The result OF asa intrigue.
Tennessee and Illinois stand
next TO Virginia. The sixteen
years during which a Tennessee
man has occupied the White
House include the eight years ol
AH3rew Jackson, who woaii have
been just as strong a candidate il
! hr had leen bo-n IN Delaware OF
Rhode Island. They include also
the four years Of Andrew johnson,
who was nos elected TO tie Office
Of president. OF the two presi-
ae.i- from. Illinois, Lincoln was
aat nominated because be hailed
ham a state It was Important 10
carry; aud Grant, q. the time OF
the candidacy, was regarded more
AS q citizen Of the United States
al large than as son OF Illinois.
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rrsSELs eh qHE KAi
FrORs Foreign t'GTt@. ios sfs
ColupBhf. River


FrORs Foreign t'OTt@. ioF shs'
ColUmbia 3Ivcr
Bargany. Br - April p Clyde
Blengfell. Br So May u london
BanfEshire, Br bk April London
Bhotan. Br sp Liverpool May J.
Chas Cotesworth, Br bk Liverpool
City of Madrid. Br 50 Mar CLYDE
City Of Carlisle. Br bk Greenock Augl3
Cairnsmore. Br 80 London April 25
Eskda'e B- bk Liverpool July aj
Fiery Cross, Br 50 Sidney
Glenperis. Br bk April . Cardiff
Girvan. Br bk April &c London
Harry Bailey. Br bk Guenos kyrrs
hlchgreen. Br sp l09i Greenock. juno
lronside. b. bk Greenock My q:
Isle % Anglesea. Br bk May Liverpool
Janet Mcneil Br bk June - Classcw
Killochan. Br 50 Newcastle
Kapunda, Br 50 London April
axe Erie. Br 50 London April -
Mallsgate. BT bk Liverpool Nay p
Nairnshire, Br sp Glasgow March -
Obsn Bay, Br blk Mar 81 Glasgow
Oakworth, Br So Feb 20 Lcndon
Oberon. Br bk Hull June %
Oberou. Br sp London June 30
Portland lloyds, Am sp Mon:eyileo May -
Star of Erin, Br sp Glasgow june Is
Spirit of the Dawn. Br bk Maya London
Sheair, Br bk Newcastle March .;
From American Pert.
Merom, Am spA = August =
MtWashington. Am sp New York April l2
A w Watts, Am bk New ovl NAY -
Sea King. An sp Julyl
Sovereign Of the Seas, Am So New York Ju-o
Tillie Starbuck, Am So n Y june p
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01

"Durir@ the early part Of last
October. / had a severe attack of
rheumatism IN my right knee, says
Mr. ). {. ConUor, OF the Royal
Opera House, Toronto, Canada.
81 used many so-called rheumatic
remedies without receiving any
apparent benefit. Observing that
st. Jacobs Oil was being con-
stautlv recommended by many of
the leading members Of our pro-
fession, / decided TO give it a trial,
From the first application J con-
tinued to improve, and before !
had used two-thirds of a bottle
was entirely cured.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
SKIN HUM0R$
Wonderful Cure Of = Lad - years
old, who for S years, from the
fop or his head 10 his ankles,
was one Mass of ScabS.

Ny SOY, a lad twelve years OF age, was AZ
dictcd with the worst form Of Eczema for a
period OF eig years 30 yirulent sas II that
from the TOP o his head 10 Withil a 'cw inch
% OF b. ankles he as one mass OF scabs.
which refused % yield o any treatment that
was attempted. Every TcMedy th-t was sug-
gcSt-d bs friends CT physicians w.s tried l.
vain. Allopathy, homeopathy, herbs, roots,
saltwater baths. faxsced pO1ltices, SOAPS,
0intments and in short eveTythin that could
be done 10 eradicate the disorder seemed only
20 acgrsyate IL, and the chi!d's lie became .
burden 10 him. and the expense d the varI-
0as eN. cTimeuts was n constant drain uToU
GUY resources.
Ny wife reading the aayeEti,. IA n Of the
CrUCUEA REMEDIES in one Of the ia ly ia
peTs. resolved a. make one more attempt a:
. cure The disease was uSW cHcIOIChlEs
upon his face. and seemed iucuTahie-i 1 gave
2 reluctant consent TO the ITuUCsai aud IN
interview was sought with famous ialy ply
ician 0f y ew York. who made most thor
Ough examination 90 the ease. and promised
d cure without the least hesitation b. the usc
Uf yCar CCTyCRA REMEDIES. in on wEfS
there was q marked change: tE. raw and an
cry sores began 10 grow pale and along the
octer edges sealed OF, ant - time wore on
they began 10 disappear entirely. until at
/ the present writing the only ycStise i one
small s-,lt upon the forearm, scarcely visible
Z and lsst disappearing
Thus a.tcr rizht years Uf expense and anN'
I ieiy, we have the intense satisfaction Of see
Z inr the chiid's skin as fair and smooth n i
was before this dreadful cUtancOus disorder
attacked him.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
Asspssnr's Notice,

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ assessment roll of Clatsop county Will
be completed and in the hands OF the Board
OF EQUALIZATION. at the court house III said
county ON the last Monday in August, 1888,
when ali persons Interested are required TO
attend and make any objections they may
have To the same
W. W. PARKER,
County Assessor ClatsOp Co., Ogn.
Astoria, August 6, 1883.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
The States and the Presidency.

Only u!ne Of the thir.y-eight
states have furnished the country
with presidents. These states are
the following, and the length OF
time the several states have held
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
NIUctIIIN NUETe.
CMAS EANE,. (. .INEI- J.
2i9 FAIRgOUNE Avn,
ar.-s.z- tHrar.- lTrrf-w-

= II IIIIWI y = T-.s
J EEsEY CRY HECuTs, NJ.
CHLuHOoD and youth are the periods when
such diseases yield most readily tO those IN
failing skin AMI Blood Specifies, CCTICURA
RTsoLvI-yT, the new Bleed Purifier. and CT
T!CUEN and CVTICUEA -oNF the great Shin
Cares. Price of tUTIrUEA, small boxes. -Vcts
large boxes, SlAO CUUCUEs EESoLyENT -l.Ul
per bottle. CUrICURA Soar, - cts. CUrlCU-
r, SHAVING soar. - cts. sold by oil druggists.
pOrtnl. Drug and Chem Co RnSiOn.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01

yJJFFER

no longer from Dyspcp-
sic, Indigestion, want Of
ApposjtC,lCsscl Strength
lack OF LDe-Cy, Malaria,
Intermittent FcVers, &c.
BROWNS IRON BIT
TEPS never fails 10 cure
all these diseas ases.
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Brow. CfEsaf-r.r 10.
b=G;.eg1,a:-. io- sears r--
heena Lr-as si'-'-rt.aw .8.'s
and cCrl1 - '.1 rgii.f 'ssiH-
rycrytH,a- q. .a -sa- a...-.
ED uI'l ca I.. a.t...
ir.cui, w.a had .ea .s
BEorS's irH. g.. sr.. Or
bottle. r5.h .ast -l.. ..-. ...rr.-
Previous % t.lrrC lr.--'-
ETJUsss. CNerytlirE gee.
me, and ! sa.Ies-i grcig l-
burning s.H-s.io- ID fH~ --...
which vgs yr.r-art..-. --r.. f.--
iug BEoGN' iaa, t...rg...
troubles are amend. l.- ...-r.
tiEc without .-v disagree
suits. aE vIsciica p ar
p-r~y0. --re. % 8..
60 rss-cr.-l. q. -.i
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
Domestic Exports.

The receipts of certain articles OF Or
egon produce. at san Francisco. from
January l, 1882, Ia August 3lst, inclg-
Sive, have been as follows:
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CITY YoF ASTORIA CROSSINGS.

CITY OF ASTORIA CROSSINGS.
Crossing Chenamus and Polk
Streets ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS .>IiJ w
Crossing ChenamuS and Wash
ington Streets. ts.................. 10 90
Crossing Chenamus and Lafay-
cite Streets. 175 90
BY order of the Common Council.
L. ). JEWETT,
Auditor and Clerk.
Astoria, Or, August %, 1885. dtd
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01

ASTORIA FIRE DEPAETJiE E,sT
~. ,. BARRY. Chief EneIneer
=. =. - Asst Engineer
J. g. CHABTERS.. Asst. Engineer
BOARD OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES meet
ing fourth Monday In each month. at = -
p ~, al hall CI Astoria Engine Company
No. l.
0TFICERs-C. :. Trenchard. President I:
4. A. Cleveland. Secretary; +. J.. Parker,
Treasurer.
DELFG1rEs.-L.E. Sclig. c. J.Trcnchard.
1llaS. StickicS, q Astoria Engine CO. SO. I /:
Nm. McCornic, L. L. Parker. II. i. Prael,
OF Rescue Engine Co. No. .: Ed ID. Curtis.
+. ). TAYLOR. A. w Berry. OI Alert MuOE and
Ladder Co. No. !.
ASTORIA ENGINE COMPANY -No. +.
hegular meeting Erst Monday in each
month.
OFTCERs.-w. W. Parker. President: l..
y. Selig, Secretary Nm. Book. Treasurer
y. 6. Ingalls,, Foreman Clas. MailIan. Isi
Asst. Foreman Henry Miller, 2d Asst. Fore
man.
RESCUE ENGINE COMPANY ia. -
BeeElar meeting fTst Monday in eacii
OEFIcEEs.-C. W. Fulton. President :R. 7.
frael. Secretary =. ID. NIerTymam. Asst
Secretary: +. I. Parker. Treasurer: =. J..
Farker. Foreman n. 4. Prael, - Asst.
Foreman James HaIe. "a Asst. Foreman.
ALERT HOOK AND LADDER ca. No. I.
Regular meeting second Monday Ia eacl.
oFrIcERs.-J. o. Bczorth. President: c.
BroWn- Secretary j. Tuttie. Treasurer : I.
y. Emerson. Foreman i. W. Ferguson. lSi
ASst. Foreman; ). W. Ferchen, 2d Asst
Foreman.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01

-Sieepless Nights, made miserable
by that terrible cough. Shi!oh's Cnre is
the remedy tor you. Sold by W +. De
ment
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Oregon & California R.R.Co

oregon q Oall1Ornla K.N-So
On an after May l3. 1855. trains will run as
follows, DAILY Except Sundays),
EAsTsIBE DIVISION.
Between PORTLAND and GLENDALE
LEAVE. NAIL TRAIN ARRIVE.
PortIand..... 7:SOA A. NJ .lGIendale...-iO:35 P. n.
Glendale LOO a. NJ lPortland4:2 4:25 P. ~
ALBANY EXPRESS TRAIN.
LEAVE. ARRIVE.
POrtland.......4:0O P. NJ. ILebanon..--9.20 20 P. N
Lebanon. :45 A. NJ. Portland .-.10:O5 Am
The Oregon and California Railroad Ferry
makes connection with all Regular Trains on
Eastside Division.
wEsTsIDE DIVISION.
Between Portland and Corvallis
NAIL TRAIN
LEAVE. ARRIVE.
Corvallis n. NJ. Portland -...3:20 p. u
LEAVE. ARRIVE.
Portland. - 90 P. NJ. IMcMinnyille. .s:O0P.M
MeMinnville.5:45A.S NJ. Portland. S:30A. n.
Close connections made at Glendale with
the Stages Of the Oregon and California Stage
Company.
ss-Tickets for sale at all the principal point,
in California and the East, at Company's
Office.
Corner r and Front Sts., Portland, Or.
Storage will be charged on freight remain
ing at COmpanys Warehouse over "a hours.
Freight viii not be received for shipment
after o'clock P. N. on either the East or
'0' '''-' JOHN MUIR, Sup't of Traffic.
A. L. STOKES, Asst. Supt. Of Traffic.
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Regular meetings second and fourth Tues
day evenings Of each month. * AZ O'cl0ck
rS- Persons desiring To have matters acted
0Pen by the Council, ~ any regular meeting
mast present the same 20 tho auditor and
Clerk on or before the Friday evening prior
10 the Tuesday on winch ;he CoEgcil holds It's
regular meetings. TilOS. :. JEW bTI.
Auditor and Cis-k.
Astoria Lodge No. 20. L Q. ca.
REGULAR Meeting ererg Tuesday Evening
At O'clock, al lytbian Ball. AstOTia. Mem
bers Of the DTder. n Eood standing. are invit.
ed to attend. Degree meeting lst Monday q
each month. By crder Wet.
Temple Lodge. NO. gA.E.A.M.
Regular SommUnicationg 6rsf and W.
t-iTd Tuesdays in each month. at-iE ~
o'o;Dos, P. ~, al tue Hail in Astoria
u AefnbeTs of the Order, in good stanSire. sc
snTite5 70 attend. EY orGe; q tho NJ
American Legion OF Honor.
Regular meeting a. Astoria Council No nl5.
X held on the first and third Saturday of
zach month. at O'Clock T. n
liy order Of Council Commander.
H. y MoNrEIrH. Sec1y.
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Street Grade Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that the
Common Council of the City Of Astoria,
ClatSOp County, Oregon, propose to es-
tablish the grade of that portion of
Washington street in the City of AstO-
ria. rs land out and recorded by John
Mcclure. from the north side of Sque-
mOqua street to the south side of Sth
street. as follows:
At its intersection with Sque-
mOque street, 26 teet
At its intersection with Jeffer-
son street.. ...................... II 1eel
At its intersection with AStOr
street. ....... ...... so feet
At its intersection with Court
street. loo 1eei
At its intersection with Sew
enth street. .1S2 feet
At its intersection with Eighth
above the base of grades aS eSta abliSheC
by Ordinance No. al of said city, and
unless n remOnstranee signed by the
owners of two thirds of the property
fronting on said portion of said street
be filed with the Auditor and Clerk
within ten days of the final publication
of this notice, viz: Thursday, September
Goth. 1888, the Common Council will eS-
tablish said grade.
BY order of the Common Council;
Il. 5. JEWETT,
Auditor and Clerk.
Astoria, August 2Jth, 1888.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
Chanqed Hands.

TEIHE BAKERY ON NCHENAMUSS STREET.
II formerly owned by Chas. CaTOw. has
been bought by Chas Eber!e, who VIII here
after conduct it.
Good Bread a Speciality.
The public trade solicited.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01
Steamer TOM MORRIS.
- THIS NEW
and EaYOrite Boat

Us NOW READY FOR BUSINESS AND
Il can he chartered for excursions, special
parties, etc., at reasonable rates. 4 general
stcambOating business transacted.
v. .BOELLING. Master
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01

Chcsebroneh. Avn SD Hcslano Light, An. y
Harry Morse. Am So f'1rslca, Am =!
Imperial. Am - Eearcr. Am 80
Titan Am indiana An 81,
Olive S. .Southar,I. Ansp Western Belle. Am sp
River NTH. Br ~ toioma.
Aberiernno Rr hk Crasinere. Br *
Red Cross. Am 50 Grlsedale. ~ 50
RoXburgshire. Br TX Carrie Ninsiow.hin Dh
Geo. Bewley. Br bk RoSsohu. Br 81
St lucie. Am SD v Nigfoushire. Er Tx
Davenby Rr bg GAasCG. ifr hE
Scottish Tar Br bk
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1883-09-01

BECW1yS IRON BIT
TERS acts like = charm
IN the digestivc organ,
removing all dyspep.ie
symptoms, such IS tlz.-
i1C the food, Belchillr
Heat IN the Stomach,
Heartburn, etc. Tic
only Iron Preparation
t!22t vy.IInot 5'achcn tl5s
teeth or give headache
sold - all Druggists.
Brown Chemical c.
Baltimore. ND
-- us; ~ f..a T.res are rste E
.......,. a.t-...l Co.. Baltimore. a-E
...- -. .e- sed !iaes aaI lr-le-
I-i. 'l wrapper.
sE.TE oI'lMITaTIorsz
.---==E-- =---sr--SE=7sz--H-z
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COMMERCE AND TRADE.
PORT or ASTORIA.
SAILED
-
Cienbervie. Br bk London. August 3
---E~---------z--~---=
ARRIVhLS PROs SbH.
rESsELs ~ TnE GTTER

RsvenstOnedale, Br bk Adelaide August 81
Columbia, +. August =
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TIDE TABLE FOR ASTORIA

IRON cables OF United sialcs coa,l san
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CoIumais i=t0a- IE9sl3a.

SHIPMENT tosHcs.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-05-17
IF YOU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF

IF YOU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF
By over indulgence III eating drinking; have sce
or nervous headache; drvness Of the skin, with a
iev erish tendency night sNeas and sleep ssIess By
all means use
Slayeh's California Fruit Salt,
And feel young once more II l. the wona1s frle"d.
TRY IT. per bottle; bottles Tor ~ For sale bN AL
drnggsts HOUGE, DAVIS * 60. Wholesale Agents.
Portland. Oregon.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-05-17
The Incorporate Eater.

Nothing is more amusing than to wit
ness an accomplished and comprehensive
eater declaim against the evils of intem-
pe,ance in drinking. There are certain
temperance men in this community who,
while they throw up their hands in hor-
ror at the vices of the drinker; are them
selves the embodiment of all that is
swinish and disgusting in eating. The
Incorporate use of food has never at
traoted SO much attention as the intern
perate use of drink, and yet it is an evil
of even greater magnitude and more
deadly effect. There are men who can
sometimes be seen at dinner party alb
staining most rigidly from the bottle;
and yet gourmandizing through every
other article of the bill of fare until they
become as torpid as anacondas. The
next day they are dull; uncomfortable.
and their intelleos more or less clouded.
They suffer quite as much as their com
panions who drained the convivisl cup
often great deal more than they. The
heavy eater makes his life quite as short
as the heavy drinker, bat he is, on the
whole, a more disgusting fellow than the
drinker. And yet no one thinks of rep.
ROTATING him. especially if he is "tem-
perance man" while the poor drinker.
who is not n whit worse, either to him
self or those around him, is everywhere
belabored and run down.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-05-17
Hornets In q Car.

A young man who lives out on West
Spruce street ventured ont alone into
the unknown regions of Lower Marion q
few days ago. The young man dill not
know much about the country, and 1t
seemed quite natural that he should Wish
to carry home to West Spruce street, as
q memento OF his trip, specimen from
natural history. He saw hanging from q
low bush by the roadside q strange OBJ
ject, very much like balloon, made Of
coarse, gray paper. This singular thing
seemed to be Just the specimen he
wanted. He broke off the twig from
which the curiosity was suspended, and
went to the station. He entered a we'll
filed car, placed his specimen in bat
rack, and sank into seat.
A.. The car was warm. The warmth
seemed very delightful to the young
man, who had been out in the cold so
long. In short time be was in doze.
The car grew warmer. The young man
slept. Suddenly the artificial summer
atmosphere was rent by an unearthly
shrek, and lady rose convulsively, and
Just rs suddenly tainted. Before the
startled passengers had time to discover
the cause Of their alarm. another lady re-
peated the performance. A third who
began Il in the same manner would
probably have flushed il without any
change Ia the programme. had she not