The Red Cloud chief., 1883-06-01

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about 20 rstir. IL zpp-ar~ that ah-ou,
al the hsx naEE u The f,cssio@l an ~
iiring 10 en;oy their last siesp-S. T.
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A gr.st pc; + y, without hnz,er
SAVE IN his own rurrfry. An Asr~hirs
aA.-r sssl2sc fDc The satvnrnBtssf
there !. MT q sin-ie rx-py 1T Hsres
FehSs "a u. nrc pssrr ~
Marchlse- n
The death Il Nrs. Hsrric; fsns
johnson. onls surviving chiia res1Rss-
menrory ~ he-g~scicss. p---s.-s IN 's-
White iisu-c whoa her uack. jAnbes
buchanan. sas President. and hvs
Lprj Lyons, then British Minis,er. WAS
engaged 30 - maric,sNto h.r.
-MEss binds Gflhett. the .pri.onerhs
friend" y pow sn-i-avoriag tn sscsrs
additional educational facilities and
o,tsT retprul- in the prispns II Bsl;i-
more and Washington. She VIII .Sbr
saii for England. and devote the -u,n-
msr to efforts in behalf 81 prism r--
forpn to.tr.-S. j. Tasass.
-ExSSenaior Thurmans rccni SER
ou, accident occurred n b. Has hurry
ing ipwn-stair. to get a paper from n
ncwsAov Hi- foot caught in the ~sr-
pet. and be fell forward t~o >tsp.t"th.
hall DIOR. lie was carried ga his NON.
when i, was found that his If, arm
was sluarely broken jus, above the
elbow.
Wendell Phillips wife has been an
invalid for over thirty years. and dur
ing all this time the great orator has
been uniiripg in his attention Ia her.
No n bu, you can know what il
has been Z o esre for her" wis ~
marked To him recently. "Ah. NJ
n but me- knows how good she ~"
was hi. heart-omc answer.
Miss Lolita Mignon Crab,ree. better
known by the simple name Of Iotfa. has
been losing her singing voice during
some time past. and by the advice of
her physicians viii retire from III. stage
for two YEAR in order 10 seek expert
medical treatment in Europe. Should
it LIS found that her Voice n nDt be r.
stored. her retirement frum the stag
will be- permanent. -chicdg0 Times.
Harvey Waiierson. in Courier Jour.
maj: John l.. Hale was a remarkable
man. He had n line voice and was =
most sdroit debatcr. No matter what
was the provocation, he never p.rmiite J
his angry passions Ia rise. He was al
WAYS ~ calm a a summers morning.
H. looked like a good fellow, spoke like
a good fellow. and I believe he was a
gool fellow. Lager fall out With any
man on accoun III politics Especially
if ~ be agood f.! lowS ~
A41 -@N y
TOE" HUxaROuS..o- sisa-
A little hoy being asked IL he was
dux Of hi, class, replied: Il am where
the headof the class usei. 10 BE-. but
the teacher has turned the class
around
Never write To the morning jour
nal, Ia explain that ,o, diLnt DO il
Any snake can tell You that there j. NJ
Use gnawing on a newspaper file
Pach.
A little girl visiting Niagara with
her father. and seeing the foam ai the
foot of the falls, exclaimed: Pa. how
much soap it must take To MAKE 81
much suds!'
IL like YOUR new hat very much.'
he said. ..It's eht-: there's n sort of
abandon -" There isn't any sort If
band on it, she said. pouiing. It's u.
real ostrich feather
Frank Celia. u New York four-year
old, ran ont Of the house To avoid kiss
ing some female relatives from the
country. and got lost. The police
picked him up nearly two miles from
home after wandering all night. His
first words to his oyerjoyed father were:
lis they gomez
The following is said To he Il bril-
liant example Of German wit: Child
Herr Pastor. my mother sends me- fo
say that nv father died last night
Pastor--"Did you call n doctor?"
Child-"No. Herr Pastor: he died Of
himself. "-London Society.
"A Virginia calf was found in tho
hay-loft the other day. and the owner
proves that the wind must have blown
IL up there because '.therc was no lad
dcr-way for it To climb up The en-
eral opinion in the neighborhood though
is that the owner expected the tax
assessor round that day.-Boston IoS.
johnnie" said the teacher. "a
lie can be scted. as well as told. Now.
il Your father was 10 put sand in his
sugar. and sell it, he would be acting u
lie and doing very wrong That's
what mother told him. said Johnnie.
im%pctuously: and he said he didn't
care."-N J. Examiner.
A sober Philadelphia omnibus came
near upsetting. and the possible victims.
with one exception. threw up hands Of
protesting leverage. The exception sat
motionless. How conld YOU he SD
ealm?" asked n friend. My dear"
was the reply, my gloves are a mis-
hit "-Erchdnge.
Please. sir. there's nothing in the
house to eat said Browns landiady.
How about the fish l sent in?''
'.Then there's some cold chicken"
Z" Please. sir. the cat" Wasn't
there tart of some sort?" please. |
sir. the cat" .All right. / must do
with cheese and" PLEASE. sir. the
cat" Then. darn IL. cook the cat.
and let's have il all at once."-E. y. |
Tribnnc.
Alta railroad station. lately. an el- |
DERBY Irish woman who had arrived q
few seconds after the train had started, |
set off To run after il. She of course
500 came TO a halt. when she began to
abuse the unaccommOdating engine. |
adding with q mate" brogue: .'Faugh.
the great black ugly lump. When she
gets IS old as me she won't run so
quick"
Two young fellows stood in front Of
a billboard the other night intensely
per,sing the announcement of the Bos-
ton Ideal Opera Company. Finally one
remarked: what is the Boston Ideal
any howl" The latter LOOKED al him
half contemptuously for . moment and
replied in a d~eprecatosy tone: Don't
You know what the Boston Ideal is,
Why. You ninny, it's baked beans
Hartford Globe.
-Ss0ethine Better HAa RsilrsoAa
During a Western trip Of one Of New
York-s railroSd KINGS made Ia. ra-r