Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-01-28
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~ IL w - Al - MOI tSE.
Paocrom Ksorr thinks be VIII be noIaI
mated governor Of Kentucky.
c1KnrscrAu, WHO'S looked on as GAanrr
rA'Atuceessor has an American WIFE
G1oRar wIrGrAtf cuRris is o. years old
and Inns liked On staten Island since is5T.
JusrIcr MflLHn Of the supreme court Is
the latest Republican cendldatc FOR the pres
ideney.
"Pnos Pros was mcmberof the noun.
tain, the most radical wing Of the Republi-
cans miss
Nrw YoRK tiremen nsc Sitting poles, IN.
stead ofstairs. 70 descend rom their quar-.
iers 20 answer lire alarms.
BURGLAR at ovid Mlchlsnn, uecd any
cents worth Of cbloroiorm on a man IRON,
whcmhe stole thlsty.fiye cents.
Foar WoRrlf ought to be reasonably con-
tent. The drinking water used In Philadel-
phia runs through seven SOAP Factories
SINCE the death OF The matrimonial ossooi-
atiuns ia Nashville, tho american has been
compelled 70 trduse It's Size by eight Columns.
TnE Delaware Democracy does uol produce
many statesmen, IN the opiuon oflhc PILLS
delphia Pres, hus 4 does nenrItli some
long headed politicians
n was thongiltless Michigan phystcian
who Ienslied while eating eatsup ami 50 goi
some Of the sian Into his windpire, whcrc II
choked him 10 death.
Asorngg claimant 70 he ahesant tlrone
ofFrance appears IA iiie form ofa msn call.
ing himself Prince CnAnLg9 EDA5oND dc
BotnBoN, son OF tpCfs XIII
S,ESAfari fi.Ker lit-fLnM u Illinois g.
Mcihodist, lie was burnt IN efligs vs. the
Mormons Tor his attempts TO secure the
abolition % AIormnnism ~ ts9S.
Pnret cooeRn declines la,ue ana says;
"such a instrument would ransv mas much
pain, white mn living The people eun do
what they please when an gone
rurRe isnaothar visw II The Hawaiian
tssAty iaAt ramta break pg our relations
with thrsandwien tliaads uoH tha, the ~,
tivcs have acauiroi q taste Tar American
missionaries
GENFWAh SuSBtttS vows and declares he
Won't be candidate for president when 1t
comes TO plAin common sense, RiplrsY,
TUsrsy, old fEcpNsY has sos !. bushel aud
half OF IL.
Mn. wuAfsitisnUYsN puts on his night
cap about ihroe O'Clock in the afternoon aud
leaves the afielts or The state department nj
together In the hands Of the foreign clerks
and attorneys,
G. p. UuNrISeros, commonly called Cen.
trail Pacific. the railroad millionaire carried a
a. t.,l
was hardware de ,ler prior 20 1870, when he
went 10 California.
No wonder the matrimonial associations
died out Il Is almost too much 10 ask Il
young man 10 fall In ioye with 4 gifl 10 an
Indln.rIbber oyercoat gum Shoes Aud
yet the girls are compelled TO wear them.
Tiin hotel clerk who can give every guest
room on tho flrst noor Will hc as popular
tor while az the newspaper foreman who
can put every mans advertisement NJ the
top OF a column aud next ioreading matter
Ira certain nurse can he believed, the
twelfth child, son oi citizen OF New BrunF-
wick, Now lsrsey, was born nj " O'Clock On
the twelfth day Of tho twpinh month OF las,
year, and Weighed twelve pounds toan ounce,
Is New York eity tho other day, ~ irish
policeman stopped nm American horse that
Was running away with an English lord.
The policeman has been highly praised, but
nobody has paid trihn,e io the patriotism
of tho horse,
SENATOR Dssvlp DAyI, Intends 10 40 10
Europe next summer. During the past year
u Is said he has matte large amounts by for
snnatc speculation IN real estate. lle in.
tends 10 devote himself to private business
wholly when he retlrcs.
,Afthe rate 81 prog fs-- ',is'I" as the senate
during The twelve days u has been consider
Ing the taritr bill, II wiilreanire inst sixty one
more days for tha, body TO get through tho
bill once. Working six days week the pres
ent congress has lust thirty ave more days 10
perfect all the legislation, tarln or otherwise.
which II proposed 10 accomplish