The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-12
THE AUTNCRaT
or the Lunch Counter-Ihe Party 10 be
Jes;junated.

or the Lunch Counter-Ihe Party 10 be
Jes;junated.
ayes, sab; de pa'ty g bonn to be jejunated
BY dis decision, an doan yo' TO git Do pref.
Sigh. You heah me blow my hon !"
"What are You squealing for now, Htz?'
"psatqltaiiu' case Is got ter squeal. YU
take my advice, an II 70 wan Ter heah a
poke give good, gennywine squeal wild O
trill on I longs You am, doen 20 kick i'm
on de side, or he'll Just grunt; yo ketoh i'm
by de ear an hoF on had and he's boun' ter
fGueal Daps what's de matter wild Us coons.
Days got US by de ea's, an we's got ter tqueall
Eoup dis ebenin' ~
"What soup to-night?'
"I.on'on blbEs an good oystSh soup"
"What in bIsz.s Is london blszs?"
Berry nice soup-,p'ut'y hot-spec you'd
bettah take oysai.n
"AIl right; oyster be itn
"Hsah, you Sullivan, put away da! strap
an wait on de genelmanl"
ayes, sab; rs a comm, 0ystah soup. sab:
heah you !s. Hello! got oystah in 1t !!
Scnss ma. didn't 20 ter do It."
As the IsrELLIeEEoEG man slipped his soup,
he again directed the c!nverSation into the
strain which his arrival had interrupted;
$50, Hez, the party IL In fair way to be
jse-junated, Is it?'
"Yes, sah-se It's got ter be. Dab amt
40 two ways about 1t SO lAr's kin see,
Now, min what tcls yo'; doan say 1t
out 10 be, an doan think II out to be; but
It will be jist same, and dab amt no kin
o. use tryin' to disquint de fac's. Heah's
70 an me, an hsahrs dis yer man heah, all
sensible, sma't fellows, an 20 can't fool u.s.
We knows-us three fellows right heah does
dat de Civil Right decision am done right,
an no mistake. But yo' see for as three
what looks ct 1t sensible an inspectin' like,
days hundreds what dtEe dammycrats kin
make bslieye 81 day wtE de spprimo cop,'t
hundreds and de lies % some fellows watts
cot de ear holt, list tell you de paIty's
guiro be jee-iunatsd, an no mistake! Heah,
70 nicgah, put away dat stIap!"
What IS that you have, Sullivan
"De dang little coons playing tricks all
day fur nickels. 3! yoq doan put up da.
strap FIRE you out quick ~ '''a'S"'-
Sullivan took his strap, long leather
thong about an eighth OF an inch wide, and
doubling It carefully, Foled Il into circular
mas, and holding 1t between bis fingers. said
to the visitor;
"Yo see de middle place dsh2'
"Yel."
"Bet 70 can't stick matches 10 dab sos
when let her 81 u Will % IN 10 double Cd
de strap!p ir..
"0h, yes cam"
"Yo' can't fur nlckelm a
"Put up your nickel"
"Up she Is. Heah's 20 match.
The. reporter carefully followed the
doubled strap with his eye from the outer
ends to the small loop In the middle, inserted
his match and watched the unwinding.
sole 70 ye cudn't do IT.. FOOLS 'em all.
DAts dollar N aguarter rs scooped in to-
day." id, ,,l,.-,y ,,...,
%Dat'S vat day all says De man dat wins
my money gifts II cherry time 1 never SOU. al
sTil Show 20, yo' lazy coon, IL yo' neber
roues! 70 let 'foun' behin' datcountah.
PsEs all b0nh ter 'qa'l wen 20 gets de ear
"Htz," said the reporter, as he paid for his
soup, "you ought to save your Civil Rights
speeoh for the meeting Monday night"
"0h, / kin talk all night about 1t an den
make q new speech dar too.. It's q col day
Wien HeEskiah hain't got nothlnk for TO lay,
an doan 70 fail ter forgit It,"
sGood night"
"Good night sab; 70 kem 'roun' Monday
night an heah me spout I'll make dem let
dc ear holt 50, and stop do tquealinH
EH1a wa such rnsh made for any Drug
aiore M IA now at Logan Il Co.'s, bridge cor.