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sweethearts Forever.

More men than women forget that
their hearts were made to love; and as
domestic happiness is just III proportion
as husbands and wives love each other,
/ hold that men are more to blame for
the misery that exists in families than
women. I presume there are men who
will read this who have not told their
wives that they love them for twenty
five years. Let me say to such, if you
have any manliness left in your hearts
tell your wives in plain English that you
love them. and if you would like to walk
again those paths of joy you trod just be-
fore you were married, tell them some
of the sweet things yon told them then.
Be as tender toward them as you were
then; and see if you don't enjoy a great
er happiness than you thought possible.
Don't be fooled by the laugh or sneers
of anybody into thinking such things un-
manly. These tender sentiments were
placed in our hearts for our happiness
by the Great Creator Of oil, and He knew
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
Zinc Paint for Iron.

La the ordinary galvanizing process,
the articles to be coated are dipped into
bath of melted zinc This is not ex-
pensive, but is only practicable with
articles that can be readily handled, and
by manufacturers or others having an
apparatus especially adapted to such
work. A new substitute for galvanlzing
mas been recently invented by Euro
pean firm, which Is said to answer the
purpose we'll. 1t is in fact zinc paint
that can be made and applied by any
one as readily as ordinary paint. 1t is
made of finely pulverized zinc mixed
with linseed oil and dryer; then ap-
piled with brush. One layer is said to
be sufficient to prevent it from rust
ing for years, but two coats are prefer
able. After applying the zinc paint any
other kind may be put on if the color of
the first is at all Objectionable.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
Horses That Lower the Records.

Since the day Of Maud S. and Adline
trotted mile in double harness in the
unprecedented time of 2:l5 1-2, ownera
OF fast teams have been doing their ut
most to lower the record of Mr.. Wander
bits mares. On Change and at the res
taurants where brokers with sporting
proclivities assemble, it forms the topic
of conversation, and Mr.. Robert Bonner,
of the Ledger, and Mr.. Frank Work,
the millionaire broker, have been Sc
lected as the men to produce the COM
peting teams. Mr.. Bonner had just re-
turned from spin on the road behind
one of his fast trotters VIXEN reporter
preached the subject to him.
81 have no doubt" said he, "of the
genuinenes of the performance. Maud S.
and Aldine have performed feat that is
uneaqualed in the annals of fast trotting.
The time was undoubtedly correctly
taken. Mr Vanderbilt may well be
proud of his noble Mares"
When asked whether he had team
which could equal or lower the recent
record, Mr.. Bonner smiled significantly,
and with peculiar wink, said: Com
parsons are 'odious' you know. | never
make predictions about what my horses
are able to do; not even to my most init
mate friends. 1 let them trot, and as
each gentleman has stop-watch he can
time them for himself. [ let the record
speak for itself, STILL" he added, with a
peculiar emphasis on the words, 81 have
a few horses that can make excellent
time"
"For instanceW
"Rarus and Lucy Cuyler. 1t would be
very difficult to match them for speed.
Rarus, you know, has public record of
2:l3 and as for Lucy Cuyler, she made
the most wonderful half-mile last Friday
that was ever trotted. 1t was at Fleet
wood, to top-wagOn, and was made
in :05. This has never been equaled.
If Mr.. Vanderbilt may justly pride him.
self on his mile performance, ! can
claim the best halfmile record. Both
achievements, the one of Maud s. AL
dine, and the other Of my Lucy Cuyler,
are perfectly astounding. Lucy Cuyler
is the more so from the fact that it was
made to top-wagon."
"Do Won think if Rarus and Lucy Guy
Ter trotted in double harness they could
beat Maud S. and A!dine?"
"Ah, there you're asking me for a
pEeulCllOA, TCplIcu WI. DOHIcT Will
sly smile. ST told you wouldn't make
prediction. If they ever do trot in
double harness you will be informed of
of the record. and can then determine
for yourself whether it is more or less
than 2:15 l-2."
What other great horses have you,
Mr.. Bonner?"
There's Pickard, who trotted mile
in 2:16 3-4, and Manetta last fall trotted
with running mate two miles in 4:27 Ia.
This is the best two mile record TO dou-
BILE harness ever made. New York
World
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

Just what He was doing The nearer we
walk in the path lie marked out for us
the happier we will be. your wife is
fretful and scolding and discontented
court her aud ask her to love you. If
she likes the company of some other
man do all you can to win her away from
him. IT married life Is not as happy as
you thought it was going to be go court
ing again and see if it does not fulfill its
brightest promises. | sincerely pity the
man or woman whether married or
single, who has to go through the world
without love; but above all others do |
pity the man who thinks love is 'sense-
less lollygag," and who holds In con-
tempt the woman's heart that yearns for
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
Never Apologize.

There are more meals spoiled for
guests by this habit than by Observed
dinners, for every one feels 80 uncom-
Portable when the hostess commits this
act of establishment. Besides, you
open their eyes often to faults that
would not have been otherwise detec-
ted, for the expression is quite COM
mon. ooh! I should never have
known if you hadn't told me-" which
ought to mortify the apologist. If it is
only good bread and sweet butter, with
a bunch Of flowers or grasses for orna-
ment, and the cordial good will that is
SO soon felt and appreciated, it will be
better than costly yiands with GOODNESS
of welcome. Keep always some little
thing ready for an emergency, it only
requires little foretbought and with
the varieties that subsist on farm, no
one need feel the need for an apology or
subterfuge.-Rural New Yorker.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

in ever part of America. is sold in every
drug store and has become household
necessity"
The reporter left Mr.. Warner, much
impressed with the earnestness and SIM
cerity of his statements and next paid a
visit to DR.. s. A. baltimore at his resi-
dence on Prince street. DIR. baltimore,
although busily engaged upon some mat
tiers connected with the State Board OF
Health, of which he is one of the ana
lysts courteously answered the questions
that were propounded him..
Ibid you make chemical analysis OF
the case of Mr.. III. IL. Warner some
three years ago, doctorW
Eyes, sir"
"What did this analysis show your"
"The presence of albumen and tube
casts in great abundance"
"And what did the symptoms indi-
cate?"
IA serions disease of the kidneys"
"Did you think Mr.. Warner could 1e-
covert"
"No, sir. | did not think 1t possible.
1t was seldom, indeed, that so pro-
nounced d case had, up to that time,
ever been cured"
do you Know anything abe vt the re.
medy which cured himr'
"Yes, I have chemically analysed 1t
and upon critical examination, find it en-
iirely free from any poisonous or deleter-
ious substances"
We publish he fore going statements in
view of the cOmmotion which the publici-
ty of DR.. Henion's article has caused and
to meet the protestations which have
been made. The standing of DIR. Henion,
Mr. Warner and DR.. baltimore in the
community is beyond question and the
statements they make cannot for mo-
ment be doubted. They conclusiyely
show that Bright's disease ofthe kidneys
is one of the most deceptive and danger
GUS of all diseases. that it is exceedingly
common, alarmingly increasing and that
it can be cured.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
He Resumed.

One of the biggest liars in the State of
Michigan in 1859 was an old citizen of
the County Of Wayne, who used to hang
out around the Dearborn hotel and
groceries. In the winter of that year
and 1860 he was brought low with sick
ness, and he made solemn VOW that i.
he got well he would quit lying. He re-
covered, and as soon as able to be about
he frankly stated his position.
Some of the boys could hardly believe
in the strange occurrence, and so one
night when he had the head of a sugar
barrel in his favorite grocery, some one
asked:
Uncle Billy, didn't you once assert
that you had moved six acres of grass
in day."
"Y-e-s, l said SO, but 1 guess l
didn't measure very close. guess the
lot didn't hold over three acres"
And haven't you repeatedly said
that you were in the Mexican war;"
I'll presume So. but you see [ had
an uncle in it and [ suppose [ kind O.
got mixed"
"And haven't you Dragged of cutting
five cords of wood per day?"
Ibid l say five cords? / probably
misspoke myself. reckon it was about
-hree."
"And haven't you claimed that you
once lifted 1900 pounds of ola iron?"
Lets see! Did L say 1000? There
might have been few pounds less, but
you see had powerful brace for my
knees"
The old man felt that he was losing
prestige by scaling down lies which he
had made plenty of men believe, and
he was becoming very uneasy, but there
was one more question. The interro-
gator looked Uncle Billy square in the
eye and asked:
Now, sir, do you admit that you lied
when you told a story here eight week.
ago about your killing two robbers in
Texas?"
'No, sir! no, STRIP holly exclaimed the
old man, as he slid off the barrel. "I've
been sick and I've had narrow squeak
of it, and I'ya made VOW not to do any
more lying, but if you chaps think Pm
going to hang out here and play second
fiddle to liars who have never been out
OF the county you are badly soldl Vows
be hanged! Gentlemen, l resume bus
iuocsE
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
Mark Twain's Last and Best
Joke.

A comical incident of recent celebra-
lion was the reading of letter from
Mark Twain. Some of the numerous
-epistolary expressions had been long
and prosy, and the audience was bored
bv them. but the mention of the humor-
lists name reused instant interest. Even
the apathetic reporters took fresh grips
of their pencils. Surely something
worthy of Twain would be heard. It
might be in bad taste, but it would at
least be funny. The chairman smooth
ed out the sheet and read:
DEAR STIR should be glad to be present
ct the meeting in honor of Mr.. Beecher's
SEVENTEEN birthday, but my engagements
are such as to debar me from that pleasure
That was merely preliminary the
audience thought. The humor was to
come. The reader rejusted his glasses,
and finished with:
Very truly yours,
8. L. Clemens.
A second or two of dead silence was
followed by roars of Cores
pondence Chicago Herald,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
Selection of Apples for a Cold Gil
mate

mate.
have given good deal of attention
to selection of fruits for cold climates,
and beg leave to advise IS. NJ" of Kelly
Brook, Oconto Co, Wis, whose query
appears in the Rural for June %.
S. NJ. is in cold region where few ex-
periments have yet been tried, and he
should run no risks that can be avoided.
Therefore let him plant out in the be-
ginning only or mainly iron-clad trees,
and then if he wishes t. introduce other
kinds he can top-graft the selected sorts
upon the iron-clads to any extent he
chooses. For 80 early apple trees, plant
80 Duchess of Oldenburg, 10 Coles
Ounce, 10 Tetofsky, and afterwards top
graft part of the Duchess with Red AS
trachan, Peach of Montreal and Yellow
Transparent, If he can find offering
Yellow Transparent trees for sale (some
one that can be trusted), plant those in
stead of Duchess. For $50 Winter ap-
pies, plant 200 Wealthy, 20 Plum's Cider
10 Golden Russell. 20 Pewaukee, and
graf part of the Wealthy over to Jona-
than, Northern Spy, Crimes Golden,
Plum's Cider, Fameuse, Macintosh,
Willow Twig, Bailey, Sweet, Talman
Sweet, SCOTS Winter, Robinson and
such others as he may choose. Wealthy
itself is excellent for early Winter, and
S. NJ. will want to raise that sort largely.
It is very hardy, and S. M. is probably
aware that any tender sort is made much
more hardy by being top grated on u
hardy stock.-Rural New Yorker.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
She FIIrted With An Actor.

The sequel to one days acquaintance
ship with flirting variety actor has proved
disastrous to a Canton, Ohio, girl. and
brought shame and disgrace upon her par
ents and relatives as well as herself. The
girl is petite brunette, with handsome
face, the daughter of well-to- do parents,
and whose reputation has been good.
About three months ago an actor belonging
to company which exhibited there flirted
with the girl and made en- unmistakable
mash. He left with the company only to
begin an endearing correspondence,
which ended ina proposal of marriage.
The girl consented, and was to meet her
husband to be in Mount Vernon, where the
company recently exhibited. With this
intention, she stole away from home about
" week ago, leaving her anxious parents no
explanation of her sudden departure.
Whether he failed to meet her at Mount
*ernon, or met her only to blast her hope ,
ny deserving her, is not known. But no
marriage took place, and the deluded girl.
ashamed to return to her home, was, when
last seen and heard from. working as a
servant girl in Akron for livelihood.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
Vital Questionsl

Ask the most eminent physician
OF any school, what Is the best thing in
the world for quieting and allaying all ir-
ritation of the nerves and curing all forms
of nervous complaints, giving natural, child
like refreshing sleep alwaysa
And they will tell yen unhesitatingly
.'Some form of Hopsl"
CHAPTER 1.
Ask any or all of che most eminent
physicians:
"What is the best and only remedy that
can be relied on to cure all diseases of the
kidneys and urinary organs; such as Brighps
disease, diabetes, retention or inability to
retain urine, and all the diseases peculiar to
"And they will tell you explicitly and
emphatically "Buchu."
Ask the same physicians
"What is the most and reliable and
surest cure for all liver diseases or dys-
pepsia constipation, indigestion. bilious
ness, malarial fever, ague, &C." and they
will tell you:
Mandrake or DandelionP'
Hence when these remedies are combined
with others equally valuable,
And compounded into Hop Bitters, such
wonderful and mysterious curative power
is developed which is so varied in its Cp-
erations that no disease or Ill health can
possibly exist or resist its power and yet it
is
Harmless for the most frail woman,
weakest invalid or smallest child to use.
CHAPTER II.
Patients
almost dead or nearly dying"
For years, and given up by physicians OF
Bgighes and other kidney diseases, liver
com plants, severe coughs called consump-
ton, have been cured.
Women gone nearly crazy!
From agony of neuralgia, nervousness
wakefuIness and various diseases peculiar
to women.
People drawn out ofshape from excruci-
ating pangs of Rheumatism
Infammatory and chronic, or suffering
from scrofulal
Erysipelasl
Salt rheum blood poisoning. DYSPEPSIA, indigestion
and in fact almost all diseases frail
Nature is heir to
Have been cured by Hop Bittels, proof of which
can be found in every neighborhood IN the known
world.
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In the Country ali su INNER.

The man who takes his family into the coun-
try for the sun nler sIould remember that he
will save his children great deal of pain and
himself large amount of money in doctors
bills, if he is thoughtful enough to carry
supply of Perry Davis Pain Killer. The Ined-
icine is a standard specific for all cases of
cramps, collie, cholera morbus, diarrhea, or
dysentery.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21
To Country Bellies.


Wells and sunshades cannot prevent the
summer sun from embrowning your COM
plexions; but Glenn's Sulphur Soap will
speedily restore if duly applied according to
directions Nothing can be more natural
than the soft velvet texture it imparts to the
skin. Sold by druggists and fancy goods
dealers.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, black or
brown, fifty cents.
HIGH AUTHORITY.
DIR. w. E. Sc tt, president of the College OF
Physicians, Montreal, writes: 81 have recon-
mended Colden's Liquid Beef Tonic as the
best preparation used for debility, indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, fever, ague, and loss of appe-
tite,. Take no other.) OfDruggists gener-
ally.
FROM WILMER BRINToE, NJ D., BALTIMORE.
81 have used Uolden's Liquid Beef Tonic in
my practice. and have been much gratitied
with the result. As a tonic in all cases ofde-
bility, weakness, anemia, chlorosis, etc., etc.
it cannot be surpassed" (Remember. the
name, Colden's-take no other) OF dug
gists.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

All diseases cured by new and safe meth
od-saves expensive Doctor and Medicine
bills Send Seen stamp for causes of disease
and Home treatment. Home Health Co.,
M;npoanoliS Mimi
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

1t was custom among the Babylonians to
carry their sick into the market place, where
every passer-by was in humanity and civility
Obliged to inquire oftheir condition and give
some advice according to his own experience.
If the same custom prevailed to-day, just
think Of the thousands who would freely
testify to the virtues of Aliens Iron To tic
Bitters and advice its use not only by the
sick but by the healthy as well. All genuine
bearthe signature of ]. P. Allen, st. Paul.
MINI.
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Personal-Men Only.

FeFSUn8f-TNpU
The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, viii send
DIR. DYES Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts aud
Electric Appliances on trial fer thirty days to men
(young or oflwho are aictedwith nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health and
manly viger. Address as above. n. B.--No risk
IL incurred, as thirty days trial Is allowed.
Disease, Propensity and Passion, brings Man
kind uumberless ailments, foremost among them
are Nervousness, Nervous Debility, and unnatural
weakuess of Generative Organs: Aliens. Brain
Rood successfully overcomes these troubles and
restores the sufferer to his former vigor. Stat
druggists. or By mail from ,. II. Allen. BIO First
Ave, New York.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

ELM GROVE, N. Cdr. G. N. Robertson
says: II prescribe Browns Iron Ritters and
find it all it is recommended to be-"
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Moore, the count erfeiter, who escaped
from the St. Paul Jail is once IuOre In limbo.
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wise,s Axle Grease never gums

Chrolithion collars are mace in different
styles, both standing and turn down. The
c,Iffs are reversible
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

KEoKUK, Iowa.-Dr. E. E. Fuller says:
81 have used Browns Iron Bitters in my
own family with excellent results"
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~BUcHU-PA1BA!".Quick.co complete cure, all annoy
ing Kidney and Urinary Diseases. 81.
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Bob Schenck appointed Crook to Yves
Point.
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Judge James Herman, died of paralysis,
at BelIefontaine. Ohio, aged seventy.
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Among the most efficacious of remedial
agents are the medical preparations from the
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

Nerv us debility, the curse Of the Amer
icsn people. Immediately yields to the action
of Browns Iron Bitters
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Merry Anderson will open her London
engagement Sept 1.
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SKINNY MEN-"Wells' Health Renewer" restores
health and vigof. cures dyspepsia. impotence. 81.
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DIR. G. w. Benson of Baltimore, Md, pre-
pares a skin cure that is the best thing for
skin diseases ever known. 1t cures eczema,
letter, ring. worm, and all rough and scaly
skin diseases in the shortest time. Sold by
all drug pists at 81 per package.
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Jim O'Hara of Milwaukee, single, twenty
eight years old, was accidently shot with a
revolver by Frank Corwin, who was firing
at target. O'Hara will die.
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Three children of Benedict Lebig of Mil.
waukee were burned to death the 10th,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-07-21

Sheriff Henry Rasicot OF Morrison county
has taken to State Prison Valentine Wis
trach, convicted of an assault with intent
to commit rape, and sentenced to one year,
and Hiram BACON, larceny two years and
two months.
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C. r. Marvin, the Oldest member of tt
New York stock exchange. is dead,
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ESQ buys a pair OF Lyons Patent Heel Stiff
eners. makes boot or shoe last twice as long.
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n xuas q custom among the BahvlOnia

WELLS ROUGH ON CoRNs."-l5c. Ask for il
Complete permanent cure. Corns. warts, bunlons
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Mr. Cross, in his biography of his late
wife, George Eliot, will include her diary.
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Mr.. Ryan, we'll known American jour-
nalist has just died in Paris.
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The St. Paul Red Caps got away with the
Minneapolis Brown stockings.
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ROUGH ON RArs-Clears out rats, mice, flies,
reaches bed-bugs, ants, vermin. chipmunks 15c.
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Send at once for our circulars showing the special
Inducements we offering for speculation IN Gram
and Stocks on the Chicago, Minneapolis or ST, Paul
markets. We can make you large, quick prohts on
mail sums. :. Ii. VOID u o.
stock Exchange, MINNEAPOLIS and St Paul.
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Folger will give the bonds rest for an
other month.