The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-09-06
EDITORIAL NEWS NorEs.

EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.
The quality Of Democratic harmony
seems TO be more or leas strained in
Ohio.
81 fear made mistake in not re-
tanning Col. Robert Ingersoll. Frank
James.
"MillIonS Of acres for grangers, but
not square foot for slugges."-GOv-
ernor Click.
It seems thHt Kansas is not the cOun-
Try we are looking for."-Messrs. Slade
and Mitchell.
The 6lade-MitchelI prize fight is de-
clared OF, but Father Baker and Major
Hudson are still In the ring.
We shouldn't wonder II the anti-pro-
hibitionIsts of Missouri would be will
ing to swap governors with Kansas.
The Chicago Inter Ocean thinks that
Frank James Is trying Missouri almost
as much as Missouri is trying Frank
James.
Mr.. BArnum's latest card il "dude
clown" It Is not often that the great
Snowman employs tau,olOgy in his ad-
vertisements.
The Price She Paid'' IL the title Of q
new novel. The character OF the mil
liner In the story is said to be very &C
curately drawn.
Missouri is threatened with an extra
session Of its legislature. The "poor
old" qualification seems To adhere TO
that state with deathless tenacity.
1t is gratifying to note that the prI-
mary elections at Topeka, which took
place last week, were not accompanied
by the usual sAnd-stOrm and hot winds.
II the Philadelphia Press understands
him correctly, Dana lie willing TO take a
contract to turn the rascals out on iele-
graphic terms-that is. subject 10 delay.
The caudle sppendage of the "old
ticket" is going to Iowa to stump the
state tor free whisky. Mr.. Hendricks Is
. temperance man with anti prohibition
proclivities.
According TO Commissioner Evans
there will be moOnshiners in North Car
Olina and Tennessee as long as there are
mountains in those states. That prob
ably settles Il.
It is claimed that the pioneer tramp
died in Ohio q few days ago, 1t seems
that the bones of great man can find
no perfect repose outside of the soil Of
the Buckeye state.
The New York Graphic intimates that
the way TO fame seems TO lie just now
through Niagara Falls. Judge Hoadly,
Of Ohio, might find it to his advantage
70 clinch on TO this pointer.
New York Graphic: 1t is said that
Shakespeare uses $1,000 different words
| In his plays and sonnets-about half the
number employed by the man who sits
down in company with banana peel.
The Chinese in this country have be-
gun to swill lager beer and eat pretzels.
Il remains to be seen whether our
German citizens will accept this chal-
lenge to grow queues and subsist on
rice.
The action Of Governor Click and the
AtchiSon county authorities in relation
to the proposed Slade- Mitchell prize
fight 10 worth 90 much TO Kansas as a
good rain when the corn IS beginning to
tassel.
al see that Governor Crlttenden has
swung oyer into the prohibition ranks.
l fear that l have comprised the ends
OF pleasure In the Yellowstone Park at
the cost ofmy fences IN Missouri."-Sen-
ator Vest.
DIR. ]. A. LippincOtt, who succeeds DIR.
Marvin as chancellor of the state uni
versity at Lawrence Is u Methodist.
This church seems to number among its
adherents a very large proportion of the
Eli family.
An exchange has an article on "Ho W
to Cure Butter" Generally speaking,
that commodity in Kansas manifests a
measure of vigor which renders its sani-
tary condition matter Of comparatively
| Limited apprehension.
st. Louis Globe Democrat: The state
Is making an Unexpectedly strong case
in the prosecution of Frank James
The evidence that is in looks badly for
the bandit. He is in q condition to ap
preciate the value of star route jury.
According to the Denver Tribune the
chief of the Northern Cheyennes and
Arapahoes is named Wild Hog. The
belle OF the tribe il his daughter, and
she il known a. Miss Hog. This is en-.
tirely wrong. Her name should be MISS
; Pig.
The journalistic fraternity will greet,
with demoniac delight, the intelligence
that straw lumber has proved bowling
failure Is flooring. 1t is clearly appar-
emit that the "dull. sickening thud"
racket could never survive the abolition
of wooden floors.
, The intelligence that a young farmer
of southern Oregon was recently strucl
BY lightning while carrying q steel
tined hay fork on his shoulder, will
doubtless impart . fresh impetus to thu
, granger movement in Kansas in connec
, tIon with the fall canvass.
, When Missouri girl found that he
: beau had taken another girl to the cir
/ Gus, abe cried herself sick and put crap,
l on the door. The outward and visible
: manifestations Of an inward grief are no
e infrequently potent in allevlating th,
most bitter forms of human anguish.
1 It is stated. as the result of the pos
3 norton examination of the remains @
], Count De Chambord, that his death wa
{ caused by cancer of the stomach, afro
8 ply Of the kidneys and fatty degeneration
d of the heart. 1t appears that there wer
J, At least three physicians present at tn
; autopsy.
A Toronto woman laughed at a
n amusing incident until she was unabl
n TO stop without medical aid, and nov
!. she is considered to be IN q very critics
. condition. Ladies whose sOns-in-la'
invite them to 60 70 minstrel show
= should bear this Circumstance in n
% membrance.
70 An amateur company is preparing
produce the "Pirates of Penzance'' I
the Jackson street opera house in Top,
l. IA. at IN early date. Fortunately d
q means OF egress from that place I
, amusement are sufficiently ample (
}; preclude all possibilities of panic OF
x that occasion.
y Martin Luther's memory was honore
Thursday throughout the country by Il
= adherents OF the church of which he wi
: the founder. Mr.. Luther. it will be r