The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-11-18
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mania his own estimation-and he
ought to become popular with his con-
gregation. A few days since he found
chicke. thief on his premises. but LEI
him 70 upon reprimand. Numerous
inquiries were made as to who the thiei
was, but to no avail; the doctor persisted
in refusing to name him. At last he
could stand the questions no longer, and
gave as his reasons for screening the
man, that, eft won't do for me to tell
who he is, because-because-he's q
member OF our church." No further
questions were piled.
THEY ALWAYS did have peculiar
way of doing things in Chicago, and the
latest freak is nothing, If not original.
Az eastern exchange is authority for the
statement that party of evspgelists
preach On the courthouse steps every
Sunday evening for awhile, and then
announce that instead of collection be.
ing taken up, ham sandwiches and coffee
would be given out. These entertain
ments ought to prove poprlsr-except
away out west. where good old 60-rod
bourbon, instead Of coffee. would be pre-
ferrad.
A NAN named Tarr has brought
libel suit against an eastern newspaper.
1t ought to stick.
A PRESS correspondent describes
Henry Irving as having "hervous
and tendency to pace up and
down the room while talking, vaulting
over the chair that may be in his way.''
Can 1t be that Mr.. Irvingis relative Of
the Rev. Talmage, or is i. another case
where "vaulting ambition doth o'erlesp"
the chairs?
The LANGTRY says she will probably
make farewell tour Of the United States
next summer. Freddie Gebhsrdt is per-
hsps the only thing in the United States
Of America who would mourn very much
Il the Lily should decide to bid US tear
full farewell this fall.
THR EASTERN newspapers credit ex.
Senator David Davis with "promp:ly
sitting down upon" inAn who tried to
explain skin game" 10 him. They do
not say, however. what disposition was
made of the remains.
A DAYTON man recently pu, . bullet |
a his stomach and died BE should not |
lave been so rash-he should have COM
nenced with boarding house bscuits.
The PECULIAR s,ats Of New York; |
best society" is illustrated by the fact
hat on the opening night o. Henry r.
ring there, Miss Ellen Terry, his leading
ady, received nearly carload of floral
,ffsrings, and Mary Anderson, on her
irst appearance there, could scarcely OBJ
ain theatre to play in. Americans are
supposed to be patriotic and averss to
foreign, but at the same time
hey will squander vast sums of money
Ipon bow-legged opera tenor, mil.
iner's models or aesthetic dudes-provid-
og they come FROM anywhere but the
and under control Of the Stars and
Stripes
AH EASTERN paper publishes an article
n "Nodjssxa's Corss:s. ."-Er. Seems
o ua these editors 60 flying around into
,sculisr places.
GUITEAU's GHOST seems 10 30 cutting
sme queer cspsrs. A few days sgs il
vAs reported that the shade Of the sssas-
in had been sssa in an ice house, and it
vas the natural inference that he wen:
here to cosl of. Now. however, tbs ne
.ross eoafnsa in Whshinstsn Jail com
,lsin that he pays them visio at
hours Of the night. s'f
ANOTHER wsNDEl Of the wsrld-a
Missing cashier, Of Ohio, has rstarasd, /
nd promises TO rsstsre oil the faaas.
TN BODY of Mrs. David Moses, the |
ct girl svhs rsseatly narrieds and died |
hottly after, has been sold to q sAysi.
ian byaher husband, ard will be dis.
sctsd. She weighed abolt GO pounds, |
md the doctors are puzzled ~ to which |
quarter seetisn to csna upon 6r.t.
"SP AxKIHs cHILDR1n sheuld be done
,solly, Vigorously. and with the ain 10 |
st the Lesson sink deep iats their little |
hearts. Rev. r. De Witt Talmage.
The pulpit-asfshat is peculiar - usual. |
where he insgines ehildrsn's
learts are located.
"TAB ONLY way to cure the celestial |
distsnpsr in Utah is to attack,
not the AsrmoA church, bu. the religious
belief Of the Mormons, and there can bs
40 more Elective way of doing it than to
ssud Robert G. Ingersoll 10 Utah to
preach religious unbelisf. f."-Chicago
Times. The above is the latest ides on
.he great Mormon Problem" The
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