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Capital Prize, $4,000.

s67 Prizes, amounting 20. t76s, $50
Application for rates TO clubs should only be
made 70 the ONCE Of the company In New Orleans.
For further information, write clearly, giving
full address, Send orders by express or Regis
d. A. DAUPdIN,
New OFleauss La.
sN seventh Street. Washington. DC.
n. BIN the Extraordinary seml-Annnal
DTa wing OF next June the Capital Prize win be
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s,atarFl, of the Bladder.

Singing irritation, Inflammation, all KID
ney and Urinary complaints, cureu oy
sBuchu-paiba. 81.
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RHEUMATIsM ANc ooVT cI

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When wo can establish by cham o
which every inquiry but makes slreps55l n. j
have tho only real, or rndical remedy lg 9,l W
Disorders and We put that eYidenoe Nilaia !.
of every sufferer IgitioAi MONEY and paAs-
claim that no one but The lool will iufh y N
ear, or close his eyes 70 tho gsdd hdnpl W
his blighted life In justice 10 us, 10 loa1
dependent families, and TO the consu Innaa.la v
lileis ambition before you we're siriek,a
disease, wo ask you TO go with us lof ~ " 4,
TO the homes of some who nave drank o. = y, y
Of lUe and are now full OF the jey g hf1,r. ~ !
tell TO the world their glad experience g W
gou no false statement, and make M assf!.f
rannot, by proper inquiry lby lettf
ffiendsl he pfobed 90 Tie bottom ars ioan4
pr truth.
AmosR handrsas esred ear present. spses ias',p
10 NJ. Hardiek, lis RiSmSalh B.. BreoAlJH 's''
With Chtohia kheumAtlsm many years 49,, NJ
M. HAsrnga, saA Pearl D., bfesaiyn-z's'''
Dr. oAemmersr, slY Baitlc b.. Bfoesl,a : =
Chronic Rheumatic Geuts years. n.t.,t,, R.ss
Mr.. RoehsleF 400 Court Ht, Brootlyn-s -
9 years-hsd eEpandsd over 5000 10 o'pe'
doctors. -,a.l, }
Nj, Neyia. asi Third Avenue, BrOOflyp-' a''''
tism years 5-,,-.-- Itssi
matory and Chronie Rhsamatiam Aha w
Mrs Piiknsten Iss slth ST., nrootlyr.,iA;sas ~
Rheumatism for years; "had tried eTerJtalna
DR.. Goodrich, kaE York Ctty-ChToals my
Mrs. Williamson. % gfose st., New y " .Tigspls
intAmmatory Rheumsslan % years ~ btrlas
Mr.. Dlxsn, Ia7 West b.. Hsw York--ea'0nN
metiHpl two years. =. 49,. YafIt
nheamatism "a yearA, w.,.--Chrts
Mr.. Abrams, n orsenwish Az, New i'
mAtism and kidney Disease. ,..,,, raJI
Judge Creasman, ~ Oakland AF.' 's'''
Rheumatism several years. -
The above named gsnttemen knoH mAny e1H 1THiss,Ibs
Z. O. Of Rheumallan Dyspepsia, Liver apa a. IN
Now give thla matter deserved stttDtss, m bks
circulars with fuller particular, and yoa VIZ -
yoa eaW this advertisement. IA.
Elmore, Adams & Co.. 90 Atsss
Brooklyn. and los William ss' ~. :
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sal Weekly TO and from
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kss@AaKef Recommendations are umexeeiled. Al
HtafEFDoma on Main Deck. PAesengers hookes
At lowest rates 10 or from defmHny, Italy
Norway, Sweden. Denmark, &c.
FOR books OF AsFours IN Scotland, rates, plane,
&c, apply 10 HENDERSON, BH0THEHS. New
York 81 SAMUEL N, REJvTA Adams Expresg,
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incorporated in 1883 for Is years by the LeRislA-
ture for Educational and Charitable purposes
with capital OF ei, OO0, 0OO-to which a reserve
fund Of $50, 000 has since been added.
BY an overwhelming popular vote It's franchise
was made part ~ the present State Constitution
adopted December ed, A. d., 1879.
The only Lottery ever voted on and endorsed
by the people OF any State.
II never scales or postponea. ITS GRAND
SINGLE NUMBER DRAWINGS take place
A SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY TO WIN A
FORTUNE. THIRD GRAND DRAWING,
GLASS C, AT NEW ORLEANS, TUESDAY,
MARCH 18th, is8S.-IS4th Monthly Drawing.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
The Craze of Cleanliness.

Cleanliness in Holland is n mania
almost a craze. IL is tho only thing in
which they are extremists, and though
the leaning is TO virtues side. it is in.
convenient to degree. There is not a
speck, nor millionth part of speck
of dirt TO be found in any of theil
houses, and Is for vermin, it is un.
known. a spider is Holland woman's
especial aversion. and such u thing as a
bed-bug would arouse street into ac-
ton. Their beds are miracles Of clean.
illness, and their floors are scrubbed till
they shine again.
should say that the life vi the aver
age Amsterdam woman is divided up
something like this: Six to n. m,
scrubbing inside the house; to $50,
shaking the carpets and rags on the
sidewalk. breakfast of coffee and bread,
9 to 10, scrubbing outside the house; 10
to II, scrubbing the sidewalk; II to IL,
for dinner; II to |, dinner;
to 3, scrubbing upper part of the
house; 3 TO 4, shaking carpets of the
upper stories; TO 6, finishing up the
scrubbing of the house and getting the
soap and brushes ready for the next
morning. At G she takes her supper
and retires to dream of shaking carpets
and scrubbing. - Nasty IN Ert!e.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
"Gyine to Be q lawsuit

We were sitting on the hotel steps ut
Franklin, Tenn, when q colored man
came up and asked the time Of day. A
gentleman, whom everybody addressed
ms Major, gave the hour and added:
Say, Moses. l want q good, stout
man to move some fencing for me. I'll
give YOU dollar to come up and work
for me tomorrow.
Couldn't do it, sab. rze got TO
tend dat Peters lawsuit to-morrer.'
"Well. next day"
Next day de old man Brown has his
.aw-suit."
"Then say Thursday"
Couldn't do it, sab. OATS de day
Mrs. Simpson am to be tried fur frowin'
an Ak at Elder Barrow"
Well. win you agree to be on hand
Friday?'
mo, Sab. On Friday rze gwine seb-
en- miles out to tend lawsuit befo'
Squar' Marshall
Can you come Saturday."
Reckon not, Major. More'n likely
de Taylor hog-killin' case will come off
Saturday"
"See here. Moses" said the Major as
he dropped his feet and leaned forward,
"can you spare me any one day next
week."
Cant promise fur sartin, sab, kasO
some of desc lawsuits may be disjourned
ober, You know"
He was only fair sample Of the race.
Next day. az / rode out on the Spring
field pike, ! met five slashing fellows
walking at gait of six miles an hour.
After dividing plug of tobacco among
them, asked:
Going to town."
Yes, sab"
"Circus coming in to-dayP''
Reckon not, sab, but dars gwine TO
be lawsuit, an we's pushin' right long
fur front seats. M QUAD IN Detroit
Free Press
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
sheen Farming.

II there Is anything easy about farming,
1t is sheep husbandry. We mean by that
that sheep will come nearer to taking care
Of themselves than any of our domestic
animals. But they will not literally take
care of themselves with much profit. A
mistake which many beginners make IL In
supposing that they will. A young man
hears of fabulous profits IN sheep raising
on the plains, and thinks that that is the
place and the business for him. We are
all anxious to get where and into whatever
will lead to money making. He purchases
his flock, and, perhaps, 10 imposed upon to
begin with. His sheep die, and at the end
Of the season he finds that he has made no
profit. What is the trouble? The trouble
is that he supposes that it requires no
special knowledge of the business, and he
learns that he 10 mistaken. There is money
in raising sheep, but there is something
more to do than to simply buy flock
and turn them out 70 feed. No man is
wise in going into sheep business on a
large scale, until he learns something
about IT, BY going into II on small
scale, he will learn, if he tries 10, and not
at very great expense. We always ad-
yise yonng men who think of engaging In
the business on the plains, to serve an ap-
with competent shepherd
before they invest their money Western
RyyVi
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
Chales Calender, an old minstrel man.

Chales Calender, an old minstrel man.
agr, vas the first to employ genuine
ngrOs in that business. Nearly every
coorei performer has been trained and
pt or the stage by him. "in jubilee songs
a1 Plantation daEces," he says, they are
sueri,r to white men, and have the sd.
vatage of natural dialect; but they have
sctcely any sense of humor, and require
toEe taught everything that they do on
thstage, their power of imitation enabling
thu to learn readily. They tend TO coarse.
mel, and have to be kept under close re-.
STINT all the while. No member of q
copany under my control IS permitted to
spGS single word before an audience un
til have passed judgment on IT," OF the
mel pes who have gained popularity as
mi,trels, MIR. Calender picked up Billy
kehnds as bootblack IN the Bowery,
Bill Banks was levee hand at Wheeling,
Va! Bob Macintosh roustabout on a
Mlsssippl steamboat, James Grace a.
wait In Richmond, Lew Brown a Phila.
delta barber, and Sam Lucas a New
fOrl coachman.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
Playing it on a Friend.

The Rev. John j. Hughes, pastor of
St. Jerome's Church, Mott Haven, has
q brother who Jokes. The brother went
to the last MadiSon Square Garden
walking match one night towards the
end of the week.
Halo, Mr.. Hughes" said an ac-
quaintance who met him ut the door;
''what are you doing here?"
my brother Jack is in it," said
Hughes. Il don't think he's going to
win"
God bless mer' exclaimed the 9TH
err. us it the Clergyman"
THE same" was the reply. ''He
has turn that way. Do you know
him?"
II know of him." said the other;
"but never dreamed of this"
"Will you do me favorP' said Mr..
Hughes. my sisters baby died sud-
denly this morning. and I've been az
ranging about the inquest. l don't like
to go in, and if you will kindly tell Jack
that the coroner will be up in half an
hour I'll be greatly obliged to you"
I'm bo glad to be of service to YOU"
said the other, and he went in.
(Which is Mr.. HughesP" he inquired.
That's him over there in tho blue
tights" said the person addressed,
pointing to 1.-The Lerper."
Hughes was going round at top
speed, putting like n grampus. The in
nocent messenger stretched over the
railing as he passed, and said in n
stage whisper:
"Mr. Hughes, the coroner'll be up in
half an hour"
Hughes pulled up and glared at him,
and then got him by the collar and
sent him flying.
ale nearly killed me-" complained
the messenger to Father Hughes broth
er.
Dear me-" said Mr.. Hughes; "you
should have broken it to him gently"
-NelD York Sun.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
Gunpowder Engine

Herr Beck, Of Nordhausen, Germany
has invented machine of which the mo
tive force is supplied by gunpowder, In q
horizontal cylinder piston is set in mo-
tion by small quantities Of powder, which
are alternately igni,ed before and behind
1t. The gases which have been used es-
cape through lateral openings closed by
slide valves at the return movement Of the
piston. The heavy residuum accumula,es
IN the deepest part of the cylinder, and Is
pushed by the piston into rcceptacles
which are emptied from time to time. The
ignition Of the guupowder IS effected by a
spirit flame or by gas jet, which is
brought to bear upon it by the sucking &C.
ton of the piston. through an opening pro.
vided with slide valve. 4 Cologne firm
of engineers has, according to the Deutsche
Industrial ZeituHg, undertaken the con-
structlon Of this machine, with view TO
its being introduced for sale during this
autumn, Among the advantages claimed
for II are the comparatively small space II
takes up and the fact Of Its being constant
ly ready for use. The consumption Of
powder is relatively small, and no special
attendance is required, as the machine is
selfregulatlng.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
Errors of Etiquette,

The lady who attempts to keep pace
with the fashions must needs be eX-
tremely careful rs to every particular in
her costuming, rs to cut and quality OF
each garment, and as to when. how and
where to wear them.
There are ten thousand laws as in
exorable as those of the Modes and Per-
slams, of which fashion demands Observ.
ance concerning the most minute and
trihing of the multitudinous details that
go toward the makeup Of the fashion,
able woman.
For example late number of a we'll
known fashion journal says: "Annie of
Austria colarcttes are suitable only for
matinee jackets. Turkish fez caps are
worn only as breakfast caps" Apropos
of these edcts of fashion, an incident:
Seated near couple of ladies at the
Grand the other night we overheard q
portion of their conversation.
Said one; "You notice that | have on
an Annie of Austria colarettc."
Yes responded the other, "what
could you have been thinking about,
my dearp You know they are only
worn at matinees."
''Of course do, and I felt SO morti-
fed. | don't see how | came TO make
such an awful blunder. What in the
world will people think? But am al
ways doing something dreadful; the
other day | went down to dinner with
my fez cap on. Just think of it, wear
ing II breakfast cap to dinner! Did you
ever hear anything so Ridiculous in your
litc?"
And the other lady vowed that she
never had.
A brutal fellow next to us who had
been listening to this conversation,
turned to us, and in q voice distinctly
audible to the ladies. said:
"Queer what funny mistakes man
will make about his toilet. You wouldn't
believe it now but it's fact that I've
come here tonight with my suspenders
on wrong side out"
Great Caesar! is that SOP" we ejacu.
lated.
Yes" said he. land never felt SO
'shamed in my life. Butrye done worse
things than that"
"ImpossiblcH'
Eyes, sir; only last Sunday l went to
church with my opera hat on, and the
next night 1 took in variety show
in my Sunday boots" and then the hor-
rid things went out to get drink. -
Cincinnati Saturday Night.
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MHIdward Atkinson says that i, takes
160,Wmen, women and children to make
the chn cloth, the use of which is now
enjoySby the people OF the United States
who a the best clothed people IN the
world. If those who 40 this work were
obligep use machinery no more effective
than tlfpiDning wheel or hand loom, II
would tquire, he computes lG,000,00O
persons ntinuously employed ten hours
a day top the necessary work.
AccoTbg to the view of a certain class
OF seli.cSd labor reformers"-of whom
we hear y now than formerly, and less
than we e likely to when hard times
come aga. modern labor saving cotton
machinermust be depriving 1886, GOO
men, won and children of steady work
the "reforits' would assume, remunera-
tive work
Where athey, and wha, are they do
ing? In ety department of productive
labor, macfhry has been and is having q
correspondil effect The displaced mill
IONS OF mylcal hand workers cannot
have starved death, or have been other
wise extermSte for there has been q
rapid increasN population in all manu-
featuring couti,s, and the average length
OF human liiel aeater than 1t used 10 be
The observation-disclosures, hat IL, TO
all who can seahugs as they are--is, tha,
so far from diAleing labor, or the de
mand for 1t, lahr svpg machinery fur
nlshes more andnce taried opportunities
for remunerativeEck larger pay for the
worker, and chApr prOduc,s tor the
worker TO enjoy
Machinery incresss be cotton workers
capacity a hundrdhA cotton cloth is
ch"sU"n"d. and, ns iS.el result hun
drrd TIMES NJ many pAic can afford 10
use cotton and more d And u similar
effect Is produced in e| other depart
ment OF productive labo
The anti machinery rgument holds
good only on the assumnn that savagery
which IN our climaiheans incess antI
toll with nakedness, hser. Indifferent
shelter, and general mise Is better than
limited labor, made eftnt by steam
power and machinery, aneurrounded by
all the comforts that Ian brings where
labor Is aided, as II is = us. by the
fruits Of a century of accu latlon and in.
ventIOn. IL any workmt or class of
workmen, remaiR as badllf "a savages
are. it Is wholly because olelr choice tol
lead the lives OF savages, oprse Iniem
perance and Improvidet the great
sources Of misery in iudust coinmunl-'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
Fatal MonotonY.

There are exceptional natures that
seem to love sameness and hate variety,
but that must always be stunted nature
that clings to 4 dead level of life; and
it is probable that an actual and literal
monotony of scene for any length Of
time, even if the scenery were not en-
tirely cherries. would exhaust the dull
est soul A friend of Lieut.. Danenhow-
er, of the Inflated Jeanette, put the
question to him.
among all the privations of your
Arctic sojourD which seemed to be felt
the most?"
II think we were more worried and
depressed BY the sameness and dreari
ness of the -sere-'8e utter solitude
than .hvthiDg else. To go dpon deck
every day and look out upon the same
vast, endless waste of ice-it was that
which we appeared to feel the most
The utter mOnotony and dreariness, sf-
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
How a Noted Duelist Died.

The Comte de Larilliere, one of the
wcll-born among the brctteurs, met one
day in the street Il business man named
Castera, walking with his young and
pretty wife. He advanced to him and
said. with polite bow II beg your
pardon, but / have made bet with my
friend here, whom l beg to introduce
to you, that l would kiss your wife
while she was walking with you"--here
the other man turned livid-"after hay
ing given you slap in the face" Cas-
terra fought him next day with pistols.
The counts first shot hit Castera ON the
right ear, the second on the left. Be-
fore the third, he cried: "Cette fois je
ferai mouche," and with the third he
shot Csstera through the eye. Castera
was avenged in manner dramatic
enough. One night, as Larilliere sat in
his favorite seat In cafe, when a
masked ball was going on hard by, a
stranger in domino and mask came
up to him, overturned his glass Of punch
and ordered glass of orgeat instead.
Larilliere, for the first time in his life,
turned pale, and cried: "You scoun-
QtCl, 1Ou uOu huOW WIZ ! uIu ~,
yes" the stranger replied. II know
you quite WE'LL" and with tho words
forced him down into the chair from
which he had risen. The orgeat was
brought, and the stranger, holdinga pis.
toll to Larilliere's head, said: Unless you
drink this off 1 shall blow out your
brains on the spot; and if you do drinkit
Off will do you the honor of fighting
you to morrow" with the saberp"
cried Larilliere, who had lately been
practicing with that arm. "How yon
like" said the stranger Then as La
rilliere drank of the orgeat, he added,
II have humbled you enough tonight.
put offkilling you till tomorrow" The
morrow came, the adversaries met, and
Larilliere found that he had met his
match. The stranger left him not
minutes breathing space, but never fol.
lowed up his attacks, until at last La.
rilliere cried insolcntly: when are you
going to kill me?' Now" said the
stranger, for the first time using his
saber like duelling sword, and lung
ing through Lariilierc's heart. Masses
were said in the churches OF Bordeaux
for the man who had kept his name Sc
crct and rid the town of its scourgs.-
LOniOp ,SdtitIrtng E,rieW.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
A Young Man in Peril.

There isa young man in this County
OF Wayne. State Of Michigan. IS. says
the Free Press. who is going to be ter
ribly astonished before the year 1888 is
more than month old The law will
reach out and clasp his throat just
above the Adams apple, and he will
get such shaking up and hopping
around that he will seem to feel his
heels beating tattoo on the back of his
neck.
They wore in to see a lawyer ycster-
day- Mary Ann and her mother. Mary
Ann was little embarrassed, but the
old woman was calmness itself. When
they spoke about breach-of- promise
case the lawyer asked:
What evidence have YOU got?"
MARY Ann produce the letters" COM
manded the mother, and the girl took
the cover of II willow basket and re-
marked that she thought 927 letters
would do to begin on. The other 651
would be produced ~ soon Us the case
was fairly before the court.
"And outside of these letterss" que
ried the lawyer
MARY Ann, produce your diary"
said the mother. Now turn to the
heaping of Promises and tell him how
many times this marriage business was
talked over"
1.-The footing is 2li times" answered
the girl.
"Now turn to the heading of Oar
ling and give us the number of times he
has applied the term to YOU"
IF / have figured right the total is
1884 times"
II guess you counted pretty straight,
or you are good in arithmetic. Now
turn to the heading of 'Woodbne Cot.
tage,' and tell us how many times he
has talked of such n home for YOU after
marriage"
THE footing is 1896 times"
Very well. This lawyer wants to-
be sure that we've got case. How
many times has Charles Henry said he
would die for you?"
"Three hundred and fifty" answered
the girl rs she turned over leaf.
How many times has he called you
On angelo"
"Over 1900, mamma"
"How about squeezing hands?'
"Over $4,000 squeezes."
"And kisss?"
Nearly A7,OOO."
'There'r cur caser' said the mother,
as she d posted basket and diary on the
lawyers tabe. Look over the docu-
ments, and il you want anything farther
| can bring in n dozen neighbors to
swear to facts. We sue for 100000
oamages, and we don't settle for less
tian an eiglty-acre farm, with build
iigs in good repair. Wen call again
mkt week-good-day, sirr'