Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1883-12-14
MIRTH AND MERRIMENT.

fairs wild de husband Of anuddet oman,
an didn't perpose to stay. My ole
mars rr in Virginny got shot plum ter
pieces for doing dat berry fo0lishness
bars alters trouble whar dat sort OBJ
foolishness is gwine on, an Use a ju.
disAus niger, ] is. don't want ter
be shot In do leg by mistake, or be
brunged up az witness In de CAGE when
1t strikes de courts.
Mr.. Jenkins had an eye 10 the beauti.
ful and when his wife brought into the
domestic economy real pretty hon e
girl, Mr.. jenkins began to scout around
for game. Mrs Jenkins had her eyes
open. and ono day caught her lord I'M
successfully trying TO kiss the hired
girl.
Well, SIR" she said, with frozen
dignity and unutterable scorn, CT We
caught you, have 2"
",rhe ind cations would warrant such
couclasion, my dear" he replied
coolly.
What have you to say sir ?"
Well, my dear, it isn't In order for
any lengthy remarks, but should say
IL " vas nall az nara 10 KISS you AZ IL III
that girl, don't really believe | could
stand the racket Oftener than once In
ten years"
Then be mopped his perspiring brow,
and took long breath, and his wife
sent the girl away and hired . colored
woman.
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uyo''u " M nGr nr'shool a. sn0 ho'oi Va
t G,1i ven, az . W." t' h;, T,h E
that I'D anaconda at the head of the IA.
ble has oorved himself about nm To bis
collar hntton One nlata more If traw.
berries will keep that unwholesome
child up all night with the collie and
i've ,hs country ioctor a iob The wav
that Dutch huiit dowaoer ia loading nm
mnst Increase the homes Of her heirs
amazing and If that red. faced man
dies NOT emf his throat eating with hin
tuifs h. will nrohahlv die ~ anonlexv
hefore rho eyerinv train net. in
>, nave ,"' seen you ,o' 'o"s 'ne'
~" are "I' yo", loih" :,
:, Su',' VOL 'n LANAI .,,
|, !" my o'o 'liena, YOU, n'o'noi''h
'a~' no" 10 sue coming w ,u
:, ! "on Ano" no" SAG 70 .oitns ou
rave nov seen iier VT sl'oHei " noi ~
hVe years .o,
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| no, naI alh .iie e"use' !, H.,
| ~, you W." 'i'' wiz" ''' ""'
a. sbou,J ,hi,k mt she died 6ve
| vears aun don't look Ikea who
y..iLaa with n cnrnse do 10"
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'hs' s"" youhs ma, a,, ''o'. i"u W gu
'lher' h"' lol eoause sou
e'hi''u >. ny VIZ VIZ, on quo r"o, "'Jf
,t ma trst" "DiJ sh.o on that al.
,ar. tha "a "a or ronrs. II vas .tiou.tt.
nm vonr n,r, IN return IN. .mile and
vo,, h.iur , ,nnch larger man ,ban
;houyI,, ro, w.ra am Glad Won have
acnnaint.t me- with ali the facts in TIN.
case / am a great ,,imirrr of .tiuuett.
I'm. and tai. un,n.rhinv 30
| Ah.,r hr,k.i ,.n ,ba houue nj "A Neva-
aa ,n.n ~, nthar niyh, Ha wa.
,w,n aud hi. yif. ,bnnght +, was h..
| ,';,. L,,. a.nnL uI,o ANN, .,on
w. ii',iis; in,,n hm, h.,n,, nn.r,,;nnl
Whsn n. ha,r Gnallv cot uwav he
iid,,, ), .tor rnnniuy lin he had travelled
eleven miles into the heart of the
mountains, and he was such a sight
that other, bears wouldn't associate
with him.
,n oo,,, ho,o. l,,s the other
ai,h,, '" nI a,,,.t j., ~. man aud
iun'..i,.,t.,v nr.Iirt,L war hi,
| nreIictjon was suddenly verified, for ~
soon ar he reached home his wife re.
marked, drunk again, Ell ?" and
| then the war commenced. 1t WAS short
.haru and decisive,
| ,o,u,, Tor,r,. On, IN lappbinp
.', "'',.. naincid.nt AMI rnnIdn't
Strr. FINALLY A doctor was called in
and he couldn't uuiet her. and she might
lave died laughing if "a telegram had
moi arrived inst then SAVING that her
husbands mother was coming on "A
short visit.
Inst AZ tn. ice cream season ends, the
r months hiring with them the oyster,
and the Young man with the depicted
| nncl eth1ok trembleth anew and fearetl
for l. i. last sbekrl, for he retiecteth thai
caran,,s, like death, have all seasons
for their own.
A Kansas woman WAS having her
Ilu.b,ui the other day, when a cyclone
came along. He turned pale as death
but the woman kept on rcolding, ana
the cyclone lodged around the wood.
pile anu sneaked off with its tail be-
tween It's legs
Th. man who WAS detected in the act
Of mrylariziup A laundry, declare.
that he had onjv dropued in to see abou,