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Morris tribune., 1883-09-15
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TEAR this, ail We people, and give
IL ear all ye inTsIids of the world
Hop Bitters will make yoa well and 10
rejoice.
2. 1t shall cure all the people and pu4
sickness and suffering under foot.
8. Be thou not afraid when your fam
iIy is sick, or you have Brighrs disease,
or Liver Complaint, for Hop Bitters viii
cure you.
A. Both low and high rich and poor
know the value of Hop Bitters for bilious,
nervous and Rheumatic complaints.
5. Cleanse me with Hop Bitters and
shall have robust and blooming health.
6. Add disease upon dis ase and LEI
the worst come, ann safe if use Hop
Bitters.
7. For all nv life have I been plagued
with sickness and sores, and not until year
sgo was l cured by Hop Bitters.
8. He that kee. eth his bones from sch-
ing from rheumatism and Neuralgia, with
Hop Bitters. doeth wisely.
8. Though thou hast sores, pimplea,
freckles, salt rheum, erysipelas, flood pois-
ming, yet Hop Bitters will remove them
ali.
TO- What woman is there, feeble and sick
rom female compl ,ints, who desireth net
health and useth Hop Bitters and is made
we'll.
II. Let not neglect to use Hop Bitters
bring on serious Kidney and liver COM
plants.
IL. Keep thy tongue from being fured,
thv blood pure, and thy stomach from indi-
gestion by using Hop Bitters.
13. All my pains and aches and disease
go like chaf before the wind when uss
Hop Bitters.
IA. Mark the man who was nearly dead
and given up by the doctors after using Hop
Birtsrs and becometh well.
Is. Cease from worrying about nervous
Ness. gen raj debility, and urinary trouble,
pr Hon Rittera will restoYa vou
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Gents, feel very grateful TO you for HE
wonderful cures that have been perforrne
with Ely's Cream Balm. have ad Catarrh
Ia its worst form for the past rs years asd
have used everything 1 could hear of with
only temporary reliet. I commenced using
the Creath Balm and consider it the best
thing ever tried. will recommend it 10
every one who, is fl cted,- B. Kelsey, 81
Brodd Street. Naw York CITY;
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15
Wanted.

Every person who is ff1icted with nervous
debility, weakness. lost vitality to call On OF
address s. Blackford, 274 e st 7th St., g.
Paul, Mimi, proprietor of Dr.. Halliday Z
remedies. Thousands have been Gu ed, and
it will cure you or ii will cost you nothi 2,
and will tell you how to prevent it in the
future in both sexes
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15
Ne recommend Vines Axle Grease.
HAY-FEyER.

My brother Myron and my
seif were both cured, to all ap
pearance. of catarrh and Hay
Fever asst July and August. III
to this date. Dec. -. ueitlIeI
have had any return of these
troubles. Ely's Cream Balm
was the med.ci used. ia,
BuIEL FERRIs, Spencer, Tioga
Co. n. Y.
CREAM BALM VIII, when ap-
Piled by the finger into the nos
trils, lie absorbed, cffectualIy
cleansing the asal passages of
catarrhal TIrus, causing healthy
secrctions. Il allays ilhamma
ton, protects the memUranal
linRlgs of tie head from colds
completely heals the sores and
restores the sense of taste and
smell. Beneficial results are
re allied by 4 few applications.
Il thorough treatment Ioiii are.
IN tie head. Agreeable to use.
cents I package, by mail or at
Uwego, \. 7.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

For Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Depression Of
Spirits and General billty, i'll their yari forms
also as a prevent against Fever and Ague. and
other Intermittent FeYers the ''FeTrU- phosphor-
a.ed Elixir of CalIs;:ya." made By Caswell Hazard
Co., New York and so by all Druggists, is the
best tonic; and for patients resoyering from Fever
or other sickness it has no equal.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The American Express Company
Transfers III oney by telegraph between any
ofits 1000 agencies in New England, Middle
and WesternStates, making delivery of same
at local address when requested.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

used Swiit's Specific Is. s. s for bad
case OF Blood Poison from Malaria, and am
satisfied that it saved my life. as was given
up to die. @. g. SPENCER, sup't Gas Works,
Rome Ga.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The Votaic Bet CO., Marshall, Mich, viii send
DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts aud
Electric Appliances on tIia fer thirty days to men
(young or OLD who are aiictedwth nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration OF health aud
manly Vigor. Address as above. n. B.-No risk
Is incurred, as thirty days trial Is allo we'd.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

BALTIMORE, MD.-Dr. Irwin II. Elderidge
says: Il would recommend trial of Browns
Iron Bitters in all cases of anaemic debility or
when tonic or appetizer is indicated"
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Sure cure for ADMINISTRATIONS guaran'
iced in ali asses. Use Perry Davis Vegetable
Pain Kills accordingjto corrections and it will
cure nin9"-one cases out of every hundred
Try it IL surely will not hurt Won
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Wildcats are said by the farmers, to be
so numerous in the Berkshire hills of west
EN- Massachusetts, as to render the keeping
OF sheep impossible.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

0wENroN, KY.-Dr. 1. F. Mundy, says: 81
have found Browns Iron Bit ers one of the
best tonics and prescribe it freQuently.n
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The insurance companies doing business
in Minnesota are shelling out tor thu cy-
clone people.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

swift's Spectic Is s. 81 has cared me OF
hereditary Scrofula of the worst type. The
medicine is more than you claim for it and ]
hope any who doubt will write to lae. E. c.
HAYES. JR., ClarksVille, Ga.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15
Like an Evil Spirit.

Lake an Evil Splr1I.
In olden tines thought that evil spirits in through cracks
keyoes generally approved them plug
I'D the keyholes stop the with Notwithstanding these
measures evil things had their and often In
they pleased.
So nowadays We keep out of the kehoe
and the crack We stop the crack and o comes from
plumbing opening from neglected da or from
some unsupported source and unguarded direction IS
We always keep malaria but give battle and
If Browns IRON BTTERs is taken
ghost of chance This the family med
sells and ought keep bottle house
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

IRRIrATIoS. inflamn alton. all Kidney and Urinary
Complaints. cured by .Buchu-Paiba.' 81.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15
BE Careful.

Rochester relief funds are springing NJ
all over the state.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Fergus Falls votes $4,000 tor a railway
connection with the Rock Island or North.
WESTERN
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15
Wisdom's Teachings.

Nervousness, debility ana exhausted vital
ity cured by using Brown Iron Bitters.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The Rochester relief fund at L Ike City
hiss reached 5000.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Correct your habits of crooked walking by
using Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners 25c a pair
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Harvesting is nearly finished Throughout
the state
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The genuine Rough on Corns," is made only BY
Z. S. WELLS. proprietor of Rough on Rats.) and has
laughing face of man on labels. Is and Zoe bottles
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

SKINNY MEN->welis' Health Ienewer" restores
health and vigor. cures dyspepsia, impotence 81.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

For seven years Aliens Prain Food has stood tht
strongest tests as TO It's merits in curing Nervousness
Nervous Debility and restoring lost power to thu
weakened Generative System and in 70 inst ance. has
II failed test it. 81 q for So At druggists OIL
by mail. from J. H. Allen. 3I5 st Ave. ny
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The propretnrs of the Farm. Field and FfrcSfde
Chicago are meeting with great success i'll securing
subscribers to their publication In addition te
furnishing an lent paper at the low price of sc
cents for six months, they propose TO distribute
$40 900 i'll presents to their subscribers. See theiI
Announce nlent in alN crit sing coli INNS.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Gov. Hubbard attended the state fair at
Owatonna on the 81 inst.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

Wise's Aka Grease never gums.
Morris tribune., 1883-09-15

The Mobiles county fair will be held at
sWorthington, Sept. Is, band 20.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21
AnemCnes and Sea.UrcE,ins.

The beautiful anemones arc eaten in
many countries, notwithstanding the
fact that the microscope shows them to
be covered within and without with
lasso darts not pleasing to the eye, and
sufficiently powerful to pierce the hard
est flesh. In parts of France. Italy and
in Greece they are considered great del
icacies, especially the one known as the
green anemone, and Dicquemare. refers
to them as delicate food as follows: "Of
all the kinds of sea anemoncs, would
prefer this for the table; being boiled
some time in sea-water they acquire a
firm and palatable consiStence, and may
then be eaten with kind of sauce.
They are of inviting appearance, of a
light shivering texture, and of a soft
white and reddish hue. Their smell is
not unlike that of warm crab Or lob
ster.' DR.. johnson also praises their
flavor and richness, and compares them
to the sea-urchins of the Greeks and the
snails of the old epicures. In many
of the French and Italians ports ane-
mones are for sale, especially at Bor-
deaux and Rochfort. The sea-urchin
mentioned is also a favorite food in
many countries. The flesh becomes
red when boiled, and is then eaten from
the shell with spoon, hence the name
sea egg. In Corsica and Algeria the
melon-shaped form is most esteemed,
while in Naples and various French ports
the Echinus icidus is more preferred.
The old Greeks and Romans were fond
of this dish, which they served with
vinegar or hydromel with mint dressing.
Such dish had place of honor when
Lcntulus Toasted the priest of Mars.
We also read that sea eggs formed part
of the marriage feast of the goddess
Hebe. Marseilles was formerly famous
for its sea-urcbins, especially the Re.
serve Restaurant. ''In 1885," says a
French writer, sit rose quite at the en-
trance of the port, a small glass cage,
suspended as it were by magic thread
between the heavens and the sea. From
this serial dwelling, overhanging with
unheardOf audacity the waters which
surrounded it on all sides, we gazed on
the most wonderful prospect in the
world, and reposed ourselves while en-
joying this Intoxicating scene, during
which the ships were continually entering
the port, passing under our very feet. y.
1t was in this enchanted palace that sea-
urchins were served up, supported by
the traditional bouillabaise. GAS |
have said, it appears to me delicious.
Was it the Provencal dish, the savory
bouillabaise, which contributed to my
appreciation of the humble sea-urcfin
of the Mediterranean? Was not the
marvellous view | enjoyed the indirect
cause of it? This is tender and charm
ing problem which love to leave float
ing in the clouds, half evaneScent, OF
my youthful recollections. Co. N. Y.
EUeniug Post.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21
Set Down ut the Wrong Church.

There was narrow escape from a
mixedness in connection W tn the Me
mortal Church wedding the other even
ing which is appalling to contemplate.
After few of the more favored guests
had been admitted, and the usherS We're
preparing to seat tie crowd, small
party entered led by young man with
a look of expectancy on his brow and
considerable baggage in his hands. He
was asked by the sexton if he would
leave his impedimenta in the chapel, to
which he consented. and he then re-
marked, in a matter-of-fact way: 81
suppose this is the Episcopal Church. .
mo. sir,' answered the sexton. But
YOU don't mean to say that this isn't
Christ Church, where l told the hack
man to take ME, and where there is to
be rehearsal for wedding tonight"
81 mean to say reioined the sexton,
..that this is the Memorial Church, that
we are all ready for a wedding, and that
the bride and groom are expected every
moment How can 1 get where |
belong?' gasped the stranger. 81
think you will have to take horse-car
if your hack has gone" was the reply.
But the unwilling intruder could not
brook horse-car. and SO he rushed to
the door and struck a bargain with a
hackman who had brought some guests
to the wedding to carry his party and bag
gage to the Chestnut street sanctuary.
He was married there the next day, aud
is doubtless happy. But if he has any
spare moments for reflection during the
HONEYMOON he may wonder why the
Snr field l:c';men ere Sd Ev.cu' TO
Il ii ict.o "a t. rake Il q tern-o-S IL
UNI lea at fo; III etr rpe j an jour al
;.t.-spr.agte'a (-la - Rto'.6.cc'' =
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21
.g.rs nick mn I'm. some blind rssca,s ~,

gsrs nick up, but some blind rascals arc
wonderfully lucky. One man, who had
lived by begging many years, was at
last induced to change his mode of life.
Some time after he met one of his old
pals, who asked him to take drink.
"But are you not going to treat, too?',
asked the beggar, when they had sat for
some time with empty glasses before
them.
s.Ah, mon ami, the fact is l have very
little money, now that am no longer
poor
There is Young man who begs IN
front of the Press Club, Boulevard DIES
Italiens, who applied not long ago to
one of the matrimonial agencies to find
him wife. He did not insist that she
should be handsome, nor did he demand
a virtuous woman, but he was firm in
his insistance that she should have a
dot of no less than $4,000, a pretension
on his part which was fully justified by
the amount of his average daily income
from charity. The opposite of the
blind beggar is the cul dc jatte, or fell
low without legs, who runs around on
his hands and thigh stumps. or is drawn
in a hand-cart by an associate. These
cripples are always the most active and
the most dissipated to be seen in Paris.
They are bold, disgraceful lot Of beg
gars, and the police are powerless be-
fore them. Stay! 1t is Indifference
rather than lack of power that permits
policemen to overlook the impudencc OF
the cal de jattes, who are. in a majority
of cases, thieves as well as beggars
Some few of these dctestable individuals
are as sound in limb and as physically
well formed as any man of my acquaint-
ance. There is no telling the artificial
from the genuine, and the safe and wise
plan is to avoid giving charity to all of
them. In Paris, as in all large cities,
there are regularly established societies
who look after the poor Systematically
and carefully, and, with perhaps an oc-
casional exception, there is no need
whatever of bestowing aims On the in
Vulnerable beggars that FL the streets
of this capital. To coming visitors my
earnest advice is: "keep your sous in
your pocket. Ii you don't you won be
able to satisfy the thieving shop-keep-
ers. Paris Cor. Chicago Meas.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21

the Bible say? Il have been young and
now am old; vet have / not seen the
righteous forsaken, nor his seed beg
ging bread Can't L comfort myself
with that"
Instinctively he reached out his hand
for the old family Bible, with the mar
bled cover and the defaced gilt binding
on the back; but at the same moment
there was knock at the door, and in
came Lawyer Spruce, a dapper little
man, with twinkling blue eyes, hair just
frosted with gray, and suspicion
only suspiciOn-of a red nose!
The Deacon's heart sank within him;
he eyed the lawyer as n dying stag
might eye the hungry vulture already
swOoping above him, But with the in
stinct of Unborn hospitality, he offered
him chair.
"Thankee, Deacon, thankee," said
the lawyer. "But / can't stay. Eve
come to see YOU on some business con-
nected with Mr. Peter Pike, commonly
known as Lame Pete, the fiddler.
The Deacon opened his mild eyes.
"Eh?" said he. is he sick, poor
soul?''
"He's dead!' said the lawyer.
"Is hep said Middleton. Poor
fellow-poor old fellow! l always
thought deal of Lame Pete. Well.
well. we must bury him decently, and
see that he don't lack neat tombstone.
I'll give my share towards it, and he
put his hand into his pocket.
The LAWYER smiled shrewdlv.
"YOu're mistaken, Deacon Middle
ton," he said, altogether mistaken.
Mr.. Peter Pike has not died penniless.
He has left enough to bury him, and
little besides"
"Indeed!'' said the Deacon. 81 am
glad to hear it.
''He must have been a rather eccen-
trio character said the lawyer. "He
has left quite a sum in the savings
bank-four thousand dollars"
"You don't say so!' said Mr.. Middle
ton. Four-thou-sa dollars. eh?
That is deal of money. Ii / had four
thousand dollars, now
"You have" said the lawyer.
"What?' roared the Deacon.
THAT is precisely what l came to
tell YOU" said Mr.. Spruce. 1--WE found
dirty. crumbled paper in one of his
pockets, which proved to be legally
executed will, and which makes you his
sole heir and legatce.'
Me- shouted the Deacon. sHis
heir! But I'm no sort Of relation to
him.
''No, nor anybody else said the
lawyer "But that don't interfere with
the validity of the will" =
"Bless me!' said the deacon. ''Why,
that's enough to raise the mortgage on
the old farm!'
''Of course it is" nodded Lawyer
Spruce. '.He says in the will that you
are the best friend he ever had, and
that now you will understand how sim
cerely grateful he was for all your
kindness"
"Poor old Pete! Poor old Pete!' said
the Deacon, wiping the moisture out OF
his eyes. 'Four thousand-dollar
Well, l wonder what Eliza will say!''
For the good Deacon had received his
reward at last. And there was no dam
ger of his ending his last days in the
poor-house. N. Y Ledger.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21
Saved by Electricity.

Old General Sablemore was very
much annoyed hy young man who
persisted in visiting his daughter. Il
want to tell you now" said the Gener-
al, one evening. .'that you shall not
marry my daughter, and that if you
ever come here again, I'll maui you I'M
mcrcifully."
General, you could not be so cruel
as to blight my life and to destroy the
happiness of your daughter, could
you?'
Rather than have you for sOn-in-
law, would willingly nail my daugh-
ter in a box and send her to a crema-
tory. Igive you fair warning. don t
want you to come around here again.
Light out or I'll dust yo-r coat-tails with
bird-shot."
Who's that in the parlor with
Jane?" the General asked of his wife
several nights later.
] Young Jagle.'
''What! is that scoundrel here again?
Hand me that cane; I'll 60 in and maui
him out of shape
do not modest him, General. He is
SO devoted to Jane that ] do not think
he can keep away. Better let them mar
ry, for it seems that nothing but death
can break his admiration.
The General sat and unused. 1t was
struggle for him to refrain from strik-
ing the persistent fellow, but he
wavered. a rain-storm came and beat
against the house, and twisted the limbs
of the great trees in the yard, but still
the old General unused. A binding
flash, and then a report that shook the
house brought the old man to his feet.
Rushing into the parlor he found tie
young man lying on the floor. The
General raised him up. He opened his
eyes, and said:
If you won't hit me again rn leave
here and never come back. can az.
ell now. Gimme my hat,'' and ten ina
himself loose, he ran away, and Gaze
no more. Another evidence o. "saycG
by electricity. ''--Arkansu.1 T. cr,.,ls...
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21
Our Young Readers.
SUSIE AND HER DoLLIEs.

ID
81 fink said little Susie, 49,
I'D like TO so to bed,
For I'm so very Sleepy -,s
tant hold up my head.
"But first I'll tiss my dollies,
- OrEelse I'm faid they'd say
Their little muvyer Susie
Was lost and yunned away.
So tiptoe stepped the darling.
To where, in gentle pride,
Her new French doll was lying
a doll that laughed and cried.
"Dood-night," she said, "sweet Lucie;
hope you'll feel at home,
And not be awful sorry
To live with me you've come"
Then Susie passed TO Emma,
A child with gypsy face,
And golden ringlotS tangled
a dolly in disgrace.
"You naughty, naughty Emma,
You've broke my heart this day:
lido not like to say it, "a
You ivy for your own way!
"But now must forgive yon,
Or neise touldn't e'eep;
BE sure you're dood tomorrow!
Your hair is such heap"
One more-poor hoTnely Maggiel
Ababy made of rags,
With darkly-penciiei features.
And fingers stiff us tags.
And Susie in a rapture
Caught up the ugly thing
You are the bestes: baby,
The sweetest, dearest sing"
And in her soft arms Graded,
Held close beside her head,
And Struggled mp to Susie,
Poor Maggie went to bed.
Margaret E. SdnQster, in Outlfs Companion
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1883-06-21
Partisan Beggars.

There is not block in any street, not
q courtyard, square or ca,refour in
Paris that is not the property of beg
gers. Some will come every day be-
fore the rising of the sun to occupy the
same relation, and there to remain until
night and gas-lights come to give an
artificial life to the city. Then they fill
the principal boulevards until after the
theaters and operas are closed-that is
to say, until after midnight. Others
have their days, even their hours, to
visit certain streets, and they are cum
ming enough not to interfere with each
other in making these unwelcome calls
on the nobility and bourgeoise of Paris
10 be successful beggar, one must
have some visible infirmity or impede
ment to gaining living; consequently
all Paris beggars are either cripples,
blind, manned or suffering from hideous
sore or cancer affliction which is not in
frequently assumed or initiated with no
small degree of skill and to cur special
Ioathing. A good many of those whose
infirmities are not of the most hideous
Or repulsive character do not beg out
right. They pretend to sell pencils,
pins. knives, flowers; they play on hand
organs and other musical instruments
invented to torture the public, go from
house to house, singing-heaven help
me, but should have said hOwl;ng!-
some sort of an air, which these
Johnny Crapeaus call musical. Each
beggar has his (or herr tradi-
tons, his especial manner of exhibiting
his claims on charity-in fact, the
usual mise eE scene of the profession.
For instance, the blind-by far the most
numerous, important and wealthy cor
poration among the beggars- almost
invariably maintain rigid immovabil-
ity, a petrifaction which extends even
to the dog or little child that may ac-
company them. Another distinguishing
feature of this blind nuisance is that he
rarely addresses any verbal appeal to
the passer-by; but he is very careful
that his placard shall speak for him,
and on this sign-board he sometimes
takes fights into the realm of poesy
that are really startling. Often this
card appeals to the readers sympathy
by mentioning the name of the depart
ment or province from which the beg
gar has come. I saw one smart fellow
awhile ago who heads his cards with
the words: PITY poor. blind Paris
ian."
/ said above that the blind are the
wealthiest among the beggars; state
ment not so paradoxical as it may eeem.
A good. honest, industrious workman
will earn more IN q day than most beg.