Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-16
ALL SORTS.


it was. and right green young Mr.. Green, who
went down to the cellar about midnight and ate
ly half of it. The next day young MI. Green said he
didn't want any breakfast, and he thought he would
not 90 to the store. He wished he hadn't that
Watermelon. By the prompt administration of Perry
Daviss Pain Killer young Mr.. Green's internal
omy reduced to a state of peace and comfort.
Why was Pharaoh's daughter like broker? She I
got little prophet from the rushes the banks.
ONE EXPERIENCE FROM MANY have been sick |
and miserable long and had caused my husband so
much trouble and expense, ne one seemed to know |
what allied me, that completely discouraged and
disheartened In this frame of mind got bottle of
Hop Bitters and used them unknown to my family |
I soon began to improve and gained so fast that my
husband and family thought strange and unnatural
but when told them what had helped me, they SAID
"Hurah for Hop Bitters long may they prosper, for
| they have made mother well and happy."-The
Mother
! Mrs. Meaker died because she couldn't jump the
| rope Water fall was therei
Better bear present evils than fly to those
| known. If you find yourself getting bilious, head
heavy, mouth foul, eyes yellow kidneys dsordered,
symptoms of piles tomenting you, take at few
doses of Kidney-wort. Use it as an advance guard
either dry or liquid form-it is efficient.
Now let Ingersoll go in and convince the jury that
there is no he'll so as to put their minds to rest.
No family dyes were ever SO popular as the Dia-
mond Dyes. They never fail. The Black is far supe
rior to logwood. The other coors are brilliant
Three sides are being sghed-the seaside, the
| mountain side aud the shady side Of the street.
| Indeed hardly know just how it came about"
said Mrs. Stubs to her neighbor, Mrs. spaudlng.
Il only know this that Dr. Johnston SAID that had
heart disease and must die from it, had read about
the wonderful effected by DR.. Graves Heart
Regulator; sent to Blossoms Drug store and bought
dollar bottle of it and it cured Take my advice,
my dear Amelia, and get bottle for yourself" The
above is fair sample of the manner in which people
talk about this wonderful medical discovery.
She certainly had pretty foot, but after all didn't
make half so much impression him the old
mans.
Dyspepsia dampens the ardor of many an aspiring
soul. Why suffer from dy spepsa? Why be frightened
over disordered kidneys? Why continue the msera-
bic life of dyspeptic, nerveless mortal? Browns
Iron Bitters will surely you. 1t has permanently
cured thousands of cases where other remedies af
forded only temporary relief. Ask your druggist con-
corning its merit. Try a sample bottle and you will
be relieved of further mental and physical Distress
Strangely enough the young man with crooked legs
always wants to wear tight pants.
Mr.. Geo. W. Knapp, of Watham Mass, says: L
have removed an enlargement my horses knee
which " s. pronounced incurable, by the of Ell
lss SPAWN Cure think this is very fatering tes-
tmonal." It's only one of many hundred, however
Thanks. all the
Lawyers about the only class of men who sue
cessfully oppose "woman's will
From Messrs. f. G. noAors & Son, 222 Chestnut St.
Lynn, Mass, the following: "Ellis's SPAWN
Cure cured of horses of large Bone Spawn.
A Yale student swallowed his diamond pin, and is
ninety nine cents out Of pocket thereby
When the organs of secretion become inactive by
reason of cold or other cause the infammatory ma
tera should be removed and healthy action restored
Ayers Pills accomplish this quickly safely and surely
Much serious sickness and suffering might be pre-
vented by promptly correcting such arrangements
which often develop into settled disease
Often in very poor spirits-the cork.
GREATEST DISCOVERY l492.-For coughs
colds, throat. bronchitis aryngitis consump
ton in its early stages, nothing equals DIR. Perces
Golden Medical Discovery" 1t is also great blood
purifier and strength restoFer tonic, and for lve
complaint and cosve conditions of the bowels has
D no equal. Sold by druggists.
t A small boy denounced his brother for "sleepns
D through his nose -
WHAT'S SAVED Is CONGRATULATIONS vii
economic by employing DR.. PIerce's Medicines. His
pleasant Purgative Pellets" and Golden Medica
Discovery" cleanse the blood ard system thus pre-
venting fevers and other serious diseases and curn
all scrofnlous and other humors Sold by druggists.
S Tie "sound of the village bell" often falls on th
ear but it never hurts anybody.
q Us. SURGEON REcoMMENDs-Dr ]. NJ G. Phea
. ton is o. S. Elk Surgeon, residing at Blooming
ton, Ind. The Dr.. writes. to say: 81 recommend sa
/ marian Nervne because it cures epilepsy" Phys
S clans, generally are its friends.
lie choosing wife always select one that will wash
e POLISHING WRONG END. Many men daily pol
ish their boots who never give thought the cond
ton of their hair, except harrow casually witt
brush and comb. submit it to the parayzing atten
: ton of the average barber, What happens? VIII,
this: From neglect. mental anxiety, any of scor
of causes. the hair turns premaurely gray and begin
" to fall out. Parker's Hair Balsam will at once sto
the latter process and restore the original color
elegant dressing, free from grease.
There are men whose friends are more to be pitie
- than their worst enemies
on THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voitaic Belt Co
u Marshall. Mich, will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ele
roVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial fo
T. thirty days to men (young old who are Athlete
70 with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred trout
les guaranteeing speedy and complete resorationt
- health and manly vigor. Address as above. N B.
y No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed
he torn jacket Is mended. but hard words brus
the heart OF the child.
IN Don't BE DRcEvED.-There is nothing SO goo
e. nothing so cheap butchers Extract of Roots Fl
or home made Beer. No trouble to make it. Ready Fl
use in few hours.
~ butchers Lightning Fly Killer. butchers De.
1n Shot for Bed Bugs. humiliation of the tormentors