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CORRESPONDENCE.


Porter.
Mrs. Isaac Hall has been visiting her friends
around Porter center.
Miss Grace Burlington is spending the
winter with her grand parents in Kalamazoo.
E.W. Hall has 30 nearly recovered from his
accident as to be engaged to teach tho school
III district No. 6 of Antwerp.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Stilwell have gone on
visit to the far west. Mr.. j. Ii. Mauk and
wife will occupy their premises during their
absence.
Mr. John Marshall's house caught fire a
short time since, and 1t was only after hard
fight that the flames were extinguished.
Better look little out, Johnny.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
We AlI'knOw

That water never runs up hill; that kisses
taste better than. they look, and are better
after dark: that il is better to be right than
TO be left: that those who take DIR. Jones'
Red Clover Tonic never have dyspepsia, bad
breath. piles, pimples, ague and malaria dis
eases, poor appetite, low spirits. headache, or
diseases of Kidneys and Bladder. Price SOC
of Geo. w. Longwell d Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
a Life Saving Present.

Mr. nj. +. Allison, Hutchinson, Kan.
Saved his life by simple Trial Bottle of DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
which caused him to procure large bottle,
that completely cured him, when Doctors,
change of climate and everything else had
failed. Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness,
Severe Coughs, and all Throat and Lung
diseases, it is guaranteed 10 cure. Trial Bot
les free at Duncombe, Stearns Il Co.'s Drug
tore. Large size 800.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
ssucklen,s Arnfca saIye.

The greatest medical wonder of the world,
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises,
Cuts, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Can
GERS, Piles, Chilblains, Corns, letter, Chap
ped Hands, and all Skin Eruptions, guaran-
teed to cure in every instance, or money
refunded. 25 cents per box. For sale by
Duncombe, Stearns g. Co.
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Griggs' Glycerine eaIve.

The best on earth can truly be said of
Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a sure
cure for cuts, bruises, scalds, burns, wounds,
and all other sores. Will positively cure
piles, letter and all skin eruptions. Salts
faction guaranteed or money refunded. Only
% cents. For sale by Geo. w. Longwell d
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
nook-Heeping and Penman.,,in.

Special attention will be given to these most i'm
porant studies, and an opportunity provided TO pu
pills to secure the advantages Of commercial edu.
cation without the necessity OF leaving the public
schools.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
Rhetorical Exercises.

plan has been adopted giving special impor-
lance TO Rhetorical exercises and at the same time
pills, and of uncommon interest to the patrons of
the school.
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Apparatus PhiiOsOphicaI and Chem


Arrangements are being made for the purchase of
an amount of apparatus sufficient to illustrate the
laws Of Philosophy and Chemistry, and TO place our
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
Lectures on Anatomy. Physiology and
Civil Governmcnt.

In addition To- the work required in these branch,
by the course, special lectures viii be gwen befol
the High and Grammar schools.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
Brace 4 ID.

Therei Is serious meaning in this expressions.
That wearied step, languid eye, and general
feeling of lassltude come from sickness BE
assured, a serious, and perhaps fatal, disease
is close in its wake. The system wants cleans
ing Of impurities; the sluggish blood needs to
be cent in swift and clear currents through r. e
veins. DR.. Keunedys "Fayorite Remedy" will
do this it will give new Ugur to the body.
brightness to the eye, glow to the counten-
ance and elasticity to the step. One dollar
bottle. Every druggist has it. DR.. David Ken
nedy, Proprietor, Rondout, n. Y.
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SPECIALTIICS f:
Teachers' CIas~.

class will be formed for the special accommo-
dation of those desiring TO fit themselves thoroughly
for the October examinations. This class will COM
mencc
SEPT. 3nD, ENDING OCT. 25TH,
thus allowing the members TO go directly from the
class room to the examination. Tuition in Teach
ers Glass $3.50.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13

Crane * Breck.
Attorneys at Law. Office over Avery's store,
Paw Paw, Michigan. [141l
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13
Eli Bierce

Has rented the Mason mill and put up new
machinery and is prepared to do all kinds of
work on short notice. S0t26o1505.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-12-13

Chappell has very nice assortment Of rings
solid gold aud rolled plate, mech and guard
chains, solid pens, bracelets, charms, &c.
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A. 3. scott. VI. ID.
Physician d. Surgeon. Office over Free &
Martins hardware store. 56tf
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

The FORCE of electricity was
strikingly illustrated in New York
city one night last week. A run
away on Fifth Avenue broke down
one of the electric lamp poles and
trailed the wire upon the pavement.
A passing horse stepped upon the
wire; there was fash of purple
light, report like pistol shot, all
the lights on the avenue went out,
and the horse fell dead. A moment
later another horse stepped upon
the wire and dropped dead like the
first. The avenue was Immediately
closed to travellers of all kinds, and
further diasters we've prevented.
Had the accident occurred at time
when the avenue was crowded with
and people, the loss Of life
must have been considerable before
the current was shut off. Incidents
ike this one will tend TO force the
wires for electric lights, telegraph
and telephone under ground, regard.
ess of the defiance and protests of
he companies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

possibly be guilty would Justify the
application of the Sword and
bayonet," the use of which but once
in an authorized or authoritative
manner, would prove eminently
more hurtful to the United States
than the alleged Mormon evil
doubled and quadrupled in the xtent
of its practice.
Mr.. Beecher's remarks are inter
esting and suggestive. They will be
found entertaining here, and should
be instructive elsewhere.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

WHEN SHELBY M. CULLOM, of
Illinois, was member of the Mas
tional House of Representatives
several years ago. his hobby was
anti-Mormon, and his famous "bill"
was pretty nearly the sum of his
COngres sional labors. Now that he
has gone into the Senate, it is seen
that he has not forgotten his old
mania. He has introduced another
bill, to reorganlze the legislative
power of Utah Territory. We do
not know the nature of the measure,
but expect to hear much from it in
the course Of the next six years, or
during Mr.. Cullom's term. He be-
lieves he was elected for the pur-
pose of adjusting the Mormon prob
lem, and will devote himself to that
object.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

COMMISSIONER LoRING has con-
cluded his experiments in the
manufacture of sorghum. During
the season he has produced 1000
pounds of sugar and 800 gallons of
syrup from 232 tons of sorghum
cane, and the cost of production has
been reduced from $40 to 81 per
pound. If the commissioner had
continued one of these years he
might have been able to put gov
erDment sugar upon the market.
However, he was tired of "fooling"
with the business, and suggests that
hereafter the matter of developing
the sorghum industry be left to the
several States. the general govern
ment giving to each $1,000 for the
purchase of ten acres of land for
sorghum planting.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

Position is everything to-day.
Mrs. Darlington calls it "Evaporas
ton Day." The washing of windows
on Broadway to-day will be defer
red until a more suspicious occa-
sion. To-day the red soil of Jersey
and the black mud of New York
will commingle meath the sole of
the granger's boot. The chief drum-
major of the procession to-day will
feel taller than a telegraph pole and
bigger than the Brooklyn bridge.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06
THE DAILY HERALD Is published

THE DAILY HERALD Is published
every morning. Mondays excepted, at
East Temple Street, nesr First South,
Salt Lake Oitv. by the herald
PRINTING and PUBLISHING COMPANY,
Subscription price SlU.50 per amman.
postage incluoed; parts of the year at
the same rate. To weekly subscribers,
collections made by carriers. twenty
FIVE cent: week.
TIE SEMI WEEKLY HERALD is
published every Wednesday and : at
urdsy morning. at $3.50 q yesr; six
months, Sl.75; postage included.
THE WEEKLY herald lie published
every Ibursdsy morning at 81 year,
six months $l,25, postage included.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

AS an invigorant, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters has received the
most positive endorsement from
eminent physicians, and has long
occupied a foremost rank among
standard proprietary remedies Its
properties as an alternative of disOr-
dered conditions of the stomach,
liver and bowels, and preventive
of malarial diseases are no less re-
nowned, and have been accorded
emphatic professional recommended
tion.
For sale by all Druggists and Deal
arg, to whom apply for Hostetter's
Almanac for 1884.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

FOR DYSPEPSIA ana Liver
Complaint. you is>ve a printed
guarantees Oh every hottie - Shiloh's
Vitaiizer. 1t never fall to cure.
Sold by q. C. NJ ! nrug Store. as,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-06

". N.BABCO CK general western agent
GEORGE'D WILLIAMS, travelling aseD"."
Denver; Co dorado.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
~Nasby's- Way of Work.
(John Swinton.

have not seen Nasty in Now York fns
some months There's an odd fellow for you.
He can work harder and steadier, both at u
demijohn and typewriter, than any other
"literary feller' in the country. He never
travels without both the articles mentioned
as his side companions. His method is to
hire a whole section of Pullman, have the
curtains drawn and the tables set up, and
proceed to business with the typewriter on
tap Of the table and tha jug UNDER
heath He takes drink to page,
and his eagerness for the jug lnakea
him rush off the page at very lively gait
Nasoys face looks like the moon before a
storm, and his garments look like second
hand store after "a cyclone. He thinks
whisky heavens best gift to man. For some
wears past he has been travelling abroad
getting material for a history of the world,
IL will be sold by the cord. He has made a
great dea! of money, and through prudently
buying his liquor at wholesale and selling it
to himself al retail he has amassed fortune
bv saving the balance He is short, fat and
50, and he smokes Scent cigars WHOM ho
can get seven Of them for quarter.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
Official IEead-Gcar.
New York World.

This administration may not make much
impression in general way, but it will leave
record in history in one way, at least. This
is the peculiar style of hats worn of such
original shapes as if soEle principle We're in
volved in this eccentrcity. The president, i'll
the first place, has hat made on a block OF
his own fashionng. The ccrown is about four
inches higher than the prevailing styles in
silk hats, while the brim is fiat and very
wide He has white cashmere felt made
on this block for summer wear and a silk one
for winter wear. The president is SO tall
that his hat elongates him in most dis
tressng way. He loves an old hat He is
still wearing his old summer hat, although
its ghostly whiteness these cold fall days
gives one chill He and Fred Douglass are
the last men in Washington who are base
enough to still wear white hat.
Even Brewster has given up the piratical
yellow hat and its mourning band with
which he entertained the people at the east
ern watering places this summer. Fo!gcr has
worn little straw hat all summer, and occa
sionally wears it yet, varying it with an old
soft black hat ten years old, or hard Derby
hat of the style OF the last century. Freling'
huysen, great in his department, wears
black silk the year through. He keeps up to
within three years of the style. Lincoln
wears new and fashionable hats. Chandler
wears hats that no respectable junk dealer
would buy Gresham wears a silk hat with
nap carefully brushed ranger fashion-all
the wrong way--while Teller smashes soft
seedy black hat down over his sharp hawks
fara
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
The Modern Coquette.

MAUD Howe in "a Newport Aquarelle."l
The forms of coqnetry are infinitely varied,
and some of them are much more reprehensl'
bic than others. The woman who undertakes
conquests simply for the glory of displaying
at the wheels Of her chariot the captive she
holds by the rosy bonds Of love, is the COM
monest type. AS her coquetry is of tho most
patent kind its wounds are rarely severe or
lasting, and yet there is a certain vulgarity
about this spirit of conquest which makes
this type of woman dangerous to both men
and women.
more subtle and disastrous influence is
welded by the woman who is bent on the
scientific analysis of the various effects pro
duced by the tender passion on men OF differ.
ent character and nature. She has little
pigeoI-holes marked with different charac
teristic names, and into these she classities
every new specimen. She is apt soon to dis
cover that the pigeon-holes may be very few,
and that nearly ali the men she meets will fit
exactly into one or another Of them. When
she has arrived at this conclusion she is salts
fed; two or three good specimens of every
sort having been coolly analysed and properly
pigeon-holed.
Another class, perhaps the most dangerous
one into which we are dividing coquettes, in
cludes those women who fancy themselves in
love with each fresh lover They are emo
tional and sympathetic women, who, being
incapable of strong feeling themselves, are
borne along by the force of passion which
fascnates them, and which they would gladly
reciprocate In their often renewed disap
pointment at finding that the new lover can
not make them forget themselves, they feel o
sense of injustice and never dream that they
are not the injured ones.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
Bcecher and the Book Agent.

New York Cor. Chicago News.
Henry Ward Beecher spoke in his talk this
evening of men blessed with wit, hunor and
imag alton, who, when troubled, could TAKE
themselves out of these circumstances, like
candle out Of candle-stick, and set them
selves down somewhere else to be happy. A
man who had proper sense of humor was
like a wagon with springs-he did not jolt.
Mr. Beecher knew how that was himself
Such man was able to cast aside moody
thoughts and fears A man who claimed to
he an English clergyman came to Mr.
Beecher's house. Mrs. Beecher saw him,
and told Mr.. Beccher that he was very in
sulting When Mr.. Beecher came home an
ether time the man was there. He was u lit
tie man, and sat in the parlor purple in the
face.
81 sent you a book" he growcd. Did you
receive it,"
II al"
"And You We're not gentleman enough to
acknowledge the receipt of it. l think yom
wife is no lady
"Walk, said Beocher
"Xou, sir turn me"
81 took him by the neck" said Mr. Beecher,
"and rushed him out. ! was snot angry; was
burning up When got back i'll the room it
was so absurd that lay right down on the
floor and laughed. Suppose had kept mad
Imagination, Wit, and humor help one tc
grace | have been criticised because / male
people laugh. If | made them cry suppose
it would be all right. The bible don't
saw u
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-iiev. IL. Wisslcr, pas
tor. Weekly Lectures Tuesday evening"
Meeting of Ladies' Aid Society every second
Wednesday evening. Regular services by
appointment from the pulpit
Lutheran Church-Rcv. w. c. Wire, pas
tor. Services Sunday 10 A. NJ and 6.30 P.
NJ, Sunday School, 2 p. M. Prayer Mtc;-
ing, Wednesday, Gas P NJ.
Protestant Episcopal Churcb-Rcv. Ern-
est McGill, Rector. Services Sunday, 10 \.
NJ and 3l5 p NJ Sunday School, 900 +.
Moravian Church, (Mcchanics,own) Rev.
+. w Shields, Pastor. Preaching every Sun
day, alternating morning and evening"
PRAYER Meeting every Friday evening. sun
day School O'clock, Il. m.
Moravian Church (Graceham) Rev. Z. w.
Shields, Pastor
Preaching every Sunday, alternating NOR
ming and evening.
Mite Society every Monday evening.
PRAYER Meeting every Welnc,day evening.
Ladies Sewing Circle every Thursday
evening at the Parsonage.
United Brethren Church-Mite Society
Second and Fourth Wednesday.
Sunday School p. NJ.
PRAYER Meeting every Thursday evening.
Regular Services by appointment from the
pulpit.
Methodist Episcopal Church--Rev. d..
Haskell Pastor. Services every alternate
Sunday at 10 A. NJ. Sunday School 0 A. VI
PRAYER Meeting every alternate Sunday at Z
p NJ
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
Darwin OH TheisEn and Evolution.
[Pall Mall Gazette.l
The following letter from Charles Darwin

[paII Mall Gazette.
The following letter from Charles Darwin
appears in work just issued:
"DowN, BECKEsaAm. KENT.
t'DEAR SIR: 1t seems to me absurd to
doubt that a man be an ardent theist and an
evolutionist. You are right about kinsley.
Asa Gray, the eminent botanist, is another
case in point. What my own views may be
is a question Of no consequence to any one
but myself. But, as you ask, | may state
that my Judgment often ttuctuates. More
over, whether a man deserves to be called a
theist depends on tho definition of the term,
which is much too large a subject for note.
In my most extreme fluctuations have never
been an atheist in the sense of denying the
existence of a God | think that generally
land more and more as grow older), but not
always, an agnostic would be the more cor
rect description of my state of mind. Dear
sir. yours faithfully. CHAS. DARWIN"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
When Proctor Knott JOked u German
Colonel.
milwaukee Sentinel.

milwaukee Sentlnel.
In the fall of 1860 Knott, then residing in
Missouri, was elected attorney general on the
Claiborne Jackson ticket. When Frank Blair
seized the state of Missouri in 1851. he sent
old Col Bernstein, at the head of two German
regiments from st. Louis, to take possession
of jefferson City. Bernstein was a revolu-
ZIONIST of rs and native of Hesse- -Cassel.
At his approach ClaibJackson fed to Neosho,
accompanied by all the state officers except
Knott and one other. AS soon as Bernstein
had established himself in possession, with
headquarters at the state house, he sent q
corporal and file Of men to collect those frag-
ments of the state government which Jack
son in his haste had left behind. The cor
poral collected our j. Proctor along with the
other fragments, and marched him up to
headquarters. where Bernstein, in full regi~
mentals, with sword and pistol by his side
and seated in the great chair of the chief JUS
tice, received him. When Knott was pre-
sented to him, Bernstein began speech as
follows:
''Mr Addorney Sheneral, der rusousion
ish now gomblede. Der maderial oaf der
shtade gu.rerment ish now in undisputed pos
session oaf der dhroops oaf der Unided
Shtates. | am embowered to effect reorgan
ization oaf der shtate guifcrment upon der
basis of der institutions for which our fore
falers bet and died.
"A,low ME to interrupt you, colonel
Knott bruke in suddenly.
Certainly said b rnstein, with enormous
gravity
Il merely desire to conserve the accuracy
of history" observed Knott. "You observe,
colonel, that the context of your remark
would lead to the inference that your fore
fathers and mine fought shoulder to shoulder
in that conflict. But if you will refer to any
reliable account of Bennington, or Trenton,
or Princeton, you will find them represented
as facing each other on those fields"
Corporal" replied Bernstein, sadly,
"dhako dot man away; eshcort him by the
house we're he lives, uni blace him under
guard until furder orters."
Knott says that he has rever since venturcl
upon JOKE at the expense of a German,
particularly if he was native of Hesse-CaS
sel
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
Muhansbwr, Frederick County, Maryland Thursday Dec H. 1885,

reeled off his swallowta to mop the waxed
floor with him, revealing thereby the lnortify-
ing fact that his collar, shirt-front and cuffs
were hollow and detached shanls, and merely
pinned to the blue flannel shirt that long asso-
citation as a miner had made him loath to
part with. "A bosom friend Of this gentle
man was q gaunt. raw-boned farmers boy,
who had wandered into the west and whom
sudden riches had dragged out of the obscu'
rity OF prospect hole. stuck diamond i'll bis
bosom and droppel down into the midst OF
the ultra aristocratic circles. He distin-
guishel himself at his debut. A young lady
remarked to him that her sister had PEN
chant for water color painting, and he
promptly replied:
"Why, kin they get one for thatl My old
man applied fur one fur wound he got at
Shilo, but the pesky government wouldn't
give it to him cause he'd lost his discharge
nanerHn
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-12-27
No. 35.
TEE BOY IN THE APPLE TREE.
The story OF the Old Elementary
Spelling DOoh' tc vamped to suit
the Times.
louisville Courier-Journal.1

louisville Courier-Journal1
A good old nun, being down town ons
evening, was invited to Join the Humani-
tartan Fudgeis He was delighted, and he
joined. Next day, while in his garden. he
discovered boy in his apple tree Here
was an opportunity for showing bis neigh
bors how important a thing is humanitarian
fudge. "See," he says, chow readily I
shall subdue this wicked boy with hu:nanity!"
So his neighbors all gathered at the fence,
and looked through the crack. "My good
boyl" cried the good old man, 'if you will
come down from that tree I'll give you
great big piece of cake!" Cheese it, cullyt
Whatter yu givln' meF' returned the boy.
who always used good language, because his
parents were both respectable.
The neighbors behind the fence ttterel.
Come now, you know how wicked it il to
steal! shall have to tell your father if you
don't get down. Hell call you liar old
chap if you do. You'd better go in tho
house." The neighbors Uttered again Tho
good old man began to lose his temper.
Really, boy, shall have to throw some
thing at you if you don't come down"
Throw and be darned! you Old fool!
amt afeared O. you'll" retorted the boy,
eAueCAllts dilolueI ttppAc. AAa", liz" NJ"
shouted the neighbors. Here the good old
man, quite angry, grasped handful of
grass and hurled it at tho boy. "Haw, haw,
hee, haw!' yelled the asinine neighbors.
Fire away old Stick in the-mud! cried the
boy.
The old man was red hot, and some of the
neighbors had nearly split themselves. "iou
yourg scoundrel!" he shouted, seizing big
stick of hickory stove wood, ''if you DON'T
come down this instant I'll bust you, you in
fernal little beast" And without giving the
boy chance to reply, the good old man sent
the cudgel flying. 1t grazed the urchins ear.
He dropped hisapple, and as the good old man
reached for another club, the young rascal
howed: "Oh Lordy, mister, if you'll only
let me come down, I'll pay for these apples. 1
will-Oh, Lordy!" Down he came, and the
neighbors, by instantly leapns the fence,
prevented the good old man from killing the
child on the spot The good old man doesn't
go down town any more.