The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-05-31
EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.

THUh6DAL, MAI olb LOCO.
EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.
The pleasant assurance h vouchsafed
by the scIentIsts that June Is . much
worse month for tornadoes than May.
The bible will be able TO hold its own
with science until the latter prescribes
some method for successfully corraling
cyclone.
II II rumored that Kansas City IL
breaking ground-metaphorically speak
ing-Eor Q new pork house and q ara
matte festival.
The Atchison Globe thinks that the
greatest obstacle to religion Is that the
preachers do not understand the people
and the people do not understand the
preachers.
L. money worth the price Of shattered
constitutions, suicidal deaths, divorced
homes, broken families and ruined
children This il generally the price
In America ct present
The safe coronation OF the car with
out any interference In the way OF dTna-
aIte was probably owing TO scruples en-
tsrtained by the NihilIsts against going
on 9 bomb on Sunday.
An old fashioned revival IL in progress
At Fl. Scott. We trust that this moral
awakening may result in the conviction
and conversion Of the author Of the
~Glick's Bad Boy sketches.
The statement by the local press that
there IL Q colored woAAn living In
North Topeka who has Q snake in her
stomach speaks well for the journals
tIc enterprise Of the state capital.
A large tumor was successfully re-
moved recently from q mule at Manka-
20. 1t may appear superGuous to add
that II was not located on the south end
OF the animal when he was headed north
ward.
It has not escaped the notice Of the
observing traveller that several new
towns which have recently sprung up
along the line Of the railroads in New
ana Old Mexico, have churches that are
800 years old.
The Detroit Free Press thinks that
Sitting Bull has fairly turned farmer
because che was seen huggIng jug in
fence corner the other day while his
four wives were scratching mp the
ground for corn.
The car has scarcely been annointed'
emperor Of all the Russias when 1t ID
announced that the mother Of the en-
press will shortly make visit to st
Petersburg. Uneasy lies the head thai
wears the crown.
Burlington Hawkeye: Some Of the
eastern pppers are discussing the i'm
portant question whether the word
''dude" IL pronounced with one or two
sYllables. Out west It is generally call
ed "darned fool"
Council Grove Republican: Jer'
Dunn, the sport who killed Elliott
has been acquitted. The north had bet
ter quit calling the south black on thi
murder business. An Arkansas juTI
could not do any worse.
A plot to murder the king Of Rouma
MA has been discovered. But as tn
kings wife writes poetry and paint
plaques, he has manifested no alarm
whatever In connection with the al
tempt 70 abbreviAte his life.
An investigation discloses IRREGULAR
ties in the Colorado psnitentiary. w
always knew that its walls were on tn
wrong side Of several gentlemen VIII
have become somewhat prominent ii
the political history OF the state.
II. De Lesseps asserts that his schem
for flooding the great Sahara desert
entirely feasible, and estimates the cos
Of that undertaking at $4,000, 0O6. D
Leaseps Ii almost as enthusiastic o
the question Of irrigation as Bent Mul
dock.
The Hindoos, II IL SAID are imbue
with the benIghted conviction that
was Adam who sinned and led Ev
astraY. And yet there are many exceller
moralists who stubb0rnlY"retuse TO cor
tribute Q penny toward the support {
foreign missions.
Atchison Champion: It 10 unde
stood that the Leavenworth Press an
LeAvenworth Standard are TO be conso
idated, under the management Of Han
Lynch, now Of the Times, and H. {
Burnett, of the Standard. The consol
dated paper will be Democratic.
It may interest the proprietors of tai
dy truck patches to know that the eel
entifc explanation of this unseasonabl
Nay weather 10 the simultaneous ~
celebrated dissoluuon Of the cOngelatio
h the hyper bOreal regions, caused b
the oontiguity OF the solstitial period.
The state fab commissioner of Kans,
announces that during the month (
June million young shad will be pI
into the streams OF this state, besides
large amount Of salmon and carp. tt
latter Ash is said to make q growth I
from eighteen to twenty-five inches
two years.
Among the papers read before Ii
Kansas State Medical society, recent
in session At Topeka, was one by DR..
II. Land on the subject of marriage m
divorce. giving statistics Of number
leading counties Of Kansas, showing tn
che ratio OF divorce to marriage Is abO'
one divorce 70 seven marriages.
Atchia0n Globe: Il 10 only . que
tion Of tune when every western tow
with too many newspapers will get ri
OF the useless ones. The people are Ill
che gOds in the particular that they Al
GloW, but they are sure IN setting Il
stamp Of their approval. Leaxenwoti
a0W has only two newspapers, and
consolidation 10 talked Of in Topeka.
The czAr's gratuity Of 800 to each II
porter as Moscow, for carnage hire.
interesting for .. country where u
press IL shAckled. The issue OF frt
PASSES 70 legislators BY railroad corpo
etlons in our own country II rude d
vice N companion or course the cz
expocis 70 hear the jingle Of his roubl
in - sepprters' letters 70 all parts
The world.
Rev. Joseph Cook was insulted by
b0oZy drummer at Monmouth. nlinOI
last week, and losing his temper
struck the interloper with his fist. II
Tccs that he chose this method Of cast
gation instead Of rendering the man
ire ticket to his lecture. indicates Ii
1hile the enlnent Psychologist may,
ths heat Of passion, be led into the /
discretion q wreaking corporal We