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MY hands were covered with little dry
scabs They have disappeared and Tn bet
ter than I have been for twenty years, from
using DR.. Benson's Skin Cure" a. NJ. No
bic, Selma n. c., July 3. 1882.
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ANGosTURA BITTBRs is q household word
oil over the world. For over 30 years it has
advertised itself by its merits Il is now sd.
vertised to warn the public against counter
feits The genuine article is manufactured by
DR.. j. g. b. Siegert & Sens.
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CHANGED DAILY FOR THE RED HOUSE.
RED HOUSE !!

YESTERDAY WAS A GALA DAY AT OUR
MILLINERY PARLORS. THE GREAT EAST.
ERN job OPENED FOR SALE In THE
MORNING WAS THE GREAT ATTRACTION,
AND WELL is 1T DESERVING. FOUR
THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF RICH
AND TASTY MILLINERY ADDED TO A
STOCK OF NEARLY TWICE THAT AMOUNT,
AND THE ENTIRE STOCK OFFERED AT
LEAST ONE-THIRD BELOW USUAL PRICES
IL SUFFICIENT TO DRAW. WE SHALL CON
TINUE THIS SPECIAL SALE OF MILLINERY
UNTIL ALL Is SOLD, AND OFFER TIE
GREATEST INDUCEMENTS POSSIBLE TO
PURCHASERS.
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PIANO TUNING.

n GORGE GREINER, THE ONLY --ElEkz=l
IL practical pianomaker in town Il xxx 81 sd
and county, and inventor Of the N'o- II M III n
lin-PIano, Tunes Repairs and Renews
Pianos Organs, etc fine assortment Of Pianos to
let All work warranted. Orders left at Odd Eel
lvos Temple, Ninth street, betS cen and X, 10l9
promptly attended to. nj sDf
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ON DECK AGAIN |

Tick LESLIE, RECENTLY oFEBR
Fourth and streets, has opened al IESk==5a
sos n street (CIuaie Building), $3.50
neat and coy saloen which he has christened the
"a B c. SALOON, and where his old friends and
the public can find the best Of Wines Liquors and
Cigars. Give aim call. nl5 I'm
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BLACK DIAMOND COAL
-AND-
SCREENIN GS.

yVNHE ABOVE WELL KNOWN SUPERIOR
MONTE DIABLO COAL, the most economical
that can be used for steam for sale in lots suit
at Black Diamond landing Contra Costa county
and at the Office Of the Company, southeast corner
of Folsom and Spear streets, san Francisco.
P. +. CORNWALL,
jy7-u President B. D. C. NJ 90.
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DR.. c. D. sALFIELo,

Consultation strictly confidential, by letter or at
Office. FREE. For the convenience of patients, and
in order to insure perfect secrecy, have adopted
private addr ess under which all packages are ior'
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Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, and LOSS
0F MANHOOD, I'm all Its complications,
and from whatever cause produced. 1t
enricbes and purifes the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerves Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproductive
Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties. 1t
stops any unnatural debiitatng drain upon the
system, preventing involuntary losses, facilitating
dreams, seminal losses with the urlnc, etc, so
destructive te mind and body. 1t is sure
eliminator OF all KIDNEY AND BLADDER COM
PLANTS. 1t contains no injurious ingredients.
To those suffering from the evil effects
of Youthful indiscretions or excuses, n
sncedy thorough and permanent CURE
"a GUARANTEED. Price, So 80 per bottle,
or five bottles in case, with full directions, and
advice. SIO. Sent secure from observation to any
address upon receipt Of price, or C. o. D. To be
: L. ,N
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DISEASES OLE MAN

All applying to me viii receive my honest opinion
Of their cOmplaints-nO experimenting. | viii
guarantee positive in every case undertake,
or forfeit - 400. Consultation in Office or by let
ter FREE and strictly private. Charges reasonable.
Thorough examination, including chemical and mi
croscopla analysis Of urine and advice, S. Call or
address, DIR. ALLEN, 265 Kearny street, San Fran.
cisco, Cal. Office hours to 3 daily, to S even
ing Sundays TO y only. o204pu
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Society, Dimness Of Vision, Nolses the Head the
vital fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and
many other diseases hats ad to insanity and death.
DIR. MINTIE, who is a regular physician grad
uate Of the University of Pennsylvania will agres
70 forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for case of
this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE under his
special advice and treatment will not cure, or for
anything impure or injurious found in it. DE-.
MISTEE treats all Private Diseases successfully
without mercury. Consultation free. Thor-
ough examination and advice, including analysis OF
urine, SIS. Price of Vital Restorative, So a
bottle, or four times the quantity, SIC; sent TO
any address upon receipt Of price, or c. o. D., Sc
cured from observation, and in private name il
desired, by A. e. MiNrIE, NJ. d., NO, IL
Kearny street, San Francisco, Cal.
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This Great

his Gre al
sire 9Th enIng
Kennedy and Nerve
/. TONIC is the legiti-
mate result Of over
; twenty years of prac-
; tical experience, and
l CURES WITH UN-
] FAILING CERTAINTY
, Nervous and Physical
] Debility, Seminal Weak
{ ness, SpermatOrrheai
\ Pros tatOrrh Or "a
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TIE WEEKLY UNION

Is the cheapest and most desirable Home News and
Literary Journal published on the Pacific coast
Terms. One Year. 60
Weekly Union Advertising Rates.
Half Square, time. %
hsch Audltonal %
0ne square 70
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TILE EREE

TRIAL BOTTLE FREE,
cricisnt To show It's merit will be sent to anyone
annlvinr by letter, stating his symptoms and age,
Recommendations strictly confidential.
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ltuIaVV I'-IIVI UUV pvT IIItIIvTTV III -
MY HOSPITAL FXPEREEN(E

(Having been surgeon in charge of two leading hog
pitals enables me u treat all private troubles with
excellent results wish it distinctly understood
that do not claim to perform imp1ssIbilities or 70
have miraculous or supernatural power claim only
to be a skilful and successful Physician and Sur
yeon Horou1hI,J informed in my speciality
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The Great English Remedy

Is a never-failing cure
for Nervous Debility, Ex-
hausted Vitality, Sem
inal Weakness, Sper-
matorrh0a, Lost Man.
hood, I'm pote cy,
Paralysis, and all the ter
rible effects Of self-a6use,
youthful follies and ex-
cesses in mature years
such as Loss Of Memory,
Lassitude, Noe turnal
Emissions, Aversion to
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SAMPLE BOTTLE EREEl

SAMPLE BOTTLE FREEi
VIII be sent to any applying by letter, stating
symptoms, and age. Strict secrecy in regard to
all business transactions.
DIR. MIhTlE's KIDNEY REMEDY. NE
PHREJICTM. cures all kinds Of Kidney and
Bladder Complaints, GonorrhBa, elect, Leucorrhua.
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle; six bottles
for s..
DIR. MINTIE'S DANBELION PILLS are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS
cure in the market. For sale by all Druggists
KIRK, GEARY & Co. Sacramento, WholesaI
Agents. ms 4p1vGo9w.y
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And MIDDLE-AGED MEN, who suffering from
the effects Of Youthful IDdiscretons EXcesses in
maturer years, NERVOUS and PHYSICAL DEBILITY,
IMPoTENcY LOST MANHOOD. confusion of ideas, dull
eyes, aversion to society, dependency, pimples on
the face, loss Of energy and memory. frequency Of
urnatng etc. Remember, that by a combination
OF remedies OF great curative power the Doctor has
so arranged his treatment that it will not only Afford
irnnetiate relief hut nermanenL cnre.
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The EXPERT SPECIALIST,

DR ALLEN, AS is WELL KNOWN, is A
regular graduated Physician, educated at
Bowdoin College and University OF Michigan. He has
devoted lifetime TO the study of the treatmentand
cnre of diseases within his snecialtY.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
Sl1ouuio Tpi6urc.
WE HAVE RAISED THE PRICE OF
WHEAT.

We have been for some consider
able time laboring hard to have Du-
luth made wheat market for the
benefit of eastern purchasers, that the
price of that article might be kept up
at about the notch where it rightfully'
belongs, but were hardly prepared to-
have Minneapolis slip up there as it
did last Saturday, and haul down 5000
bushels. This is as it should be. Let
the one paying the most for it, by all
means have it, but be sure and have
more than one in the field who wants
to purchase.
- In looking over the Minneapolis
Market Review, of last Monday, we
find a few grains of consolation for
what we have said upon this subject,
where the Reviewers say, that the re-
cent wheat competing market agita-
ton at Duluth, will give us dear
wheat for some time to come. We
have long believed we were entitled
to credit for having accomplished
much in this direction but had not
thought an acknowledgement of the
fact would come from this source.
Congratulations from our subscribers
who raise wheat to sell, will be next
in orier-theSe may come at the will
and pleasure of those so benefited.
We claim no reward in this contro-
versy excepting the credit of having
performed plain duty, we believe
we owe as public journal, to those
of a large community of hard toiling
farmers.
That the agitation of this Compel
ing wheat market question in which
we have taken Il leading part has re-
suited in calling the attention of east
ern buyers to this hard wheat produc-
ing section. in increasing the number
of buyers thus producing sharper COM
petition in the wheat market and rails
ing the price of wheat can not be
doubted, That the TRIBUNE is en-
titled to large share of the credit
for the success of this movement is
also an undisputed fact.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
ORIGIN OF CYCLONES.

The government has given our Sig
nal Service new job, which is moth
ing more nor less than to hunt down
the wild tornado and the furious cy-
clone, to their native dens, which are
supposed to be among the old time
Rocky Mountains, to then and there
take charge of them and see to it that
they are hereafter kept muzzled. But
how much wiser the service will be-
come after years of hardy toll in this
direction, or how much more HARM
less the destructive element will prove
to be, is difficult problem to solve.
What little science we have shining
upon this subject now, pretends to
lead to the belief, that forests here and
there across the prairie country, will
prevent the growing of the cyclone
after it may have broken lose from
it's keepers i'll the Rockies. We know
of no logic we can bring to bear, which
will support any such theory. There
is as much wild timber and from arti-
fetal growth now on these prairies
combined, as there was wild twenty
years ago, and why were these cy-
clones unheard of then, and are upon
us now, If timber cuts any figure. in
impeding their travels? Why is it,
if those mountains were continually
breeding cyclones, and the broad
stretch of prairie intervening between
there and here, they did not complete
ly blow us from the face of the earth
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
Stick to the Kitchen.

While New England journals are
loaded with long-winded efforts to tell
where and how woman can enjoy the
independence for which she is supposed
to long, q Western editor has solved the
problem by suggesting the kitchen. II
any one doubts the correctness of this
view let him invade his own kitchen and
attempt to assert authority. He may
be tyrant in the parlor and nuisance
in the dining-room, but in the kitchen
woman reigns supreme, no matter
whether she is feeble wife or brawny
servant. It is strange that women never
made this brilliant discovery for them
selves, for any one Of them who has
hired help in the kitchen knows that the
servant is autocrat in her own domain,
and before her the queen Of the rest OF
the house is but poor, timid, futtering
creature. But such Independence I'M
plies the ability to work in the kitchen,
and of this the American knows about
as much as she of Patagonia, who has no
kitchen at all.-Neao York Herald.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05

unusually large attendance Of Lime
Kilners, and when the bell rang the
audience to order, every bench seemed
taken. Brother Gardner looked the
picture of perfect health as he shook the
kinks out Of his spine and said :
Gemlen, what am dat obieck on dat
sky-blue stool ober dar? 2" "Dat's de
WATERFALL" was the answer. "Jess so,
gem1en-iess 80. II that pail war
painted red or blew, what would it be?''
Muffin but a pail" "Jess SO, again.
If we shud paint dat pail, an fresco de
hanle, an silver-plate de hoops an call
it de Tower of London, 1t wouldn't be de
Tower any moar dan 1t is now. We is all
agreed on dat--an but de women. My
ole woman, who am black as de one-spot
OBJ spades, lame In de left leg, and wild
no noah bewty dan de hind eend Of a
butcher-cart, frizzes curl over her left
ear, ties red ribbon round her froat,
puts on hustle. squeezes her corset till
she can't holler, and sails down the street
wild de idea in her ear dat she's turkey
OBJ de fust water. She reckons dat no
body can gaze on her wiidout shiver Of
admiration, and dat folks viii e-magine
dat I own all de corner lots on de Brush
fam. But she's muffin but my ole wom-
an after all-nuffin' but a bundle oh
aches. Walk out on de street, and what
dye see? Ebery female in the Ian rubs
paint on her cheeks and powder on her
face. Dey frizz DER HAIR, squeeze up on
DER corsets, nip along on DER toes. an
DER hull air is to deceive de men into
believin' dat dey am han'sum and lubly.
De uglier and meaner lookin' de woman
am, de moar she frizzes and de harder
she nips. De less money dey hab to
dress on, de richer de buds are, an de
moar jewelry dey wave aroun'. A man
STAINS up in de broad light oh day, an
de whole worl can see if he's humbly,
an ugly, an lame, an sneaky, but de
woman sails along in cloud oh gorgus-
ness, an de lameness and de deception
doan' come out until after she's got you
fas'. Eff pig is pig, why should we
call him a cook-stove? Eff woman is q
woman, why de need of all dis paint an
powder an pippin aroun'? De white
man doan' appreciate it, de niger is sick
OBJ it, an I tell you, gem'len, dat de time
am comm when dis country am gwine
to sigh mighty hard for return oh de
days when clean calico dress an q
healthy woman went roun' in company.
Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05

when we were in our infancy as a
state? If it requires mountain and
a vast. prairie TO f.srnisl these destrue-
tive cyclones, how is it, that they ORR
ginate, mature and travel in the TIM
Der country of the south, where they
have moved down giant trees i'll
swaths, as the scythe cuts the grass?
Why do these cyclones come from n
high cloud at different points of the
compass, only here aud there picking
out selected spot as Rochester, upon
which to vent their wrath; why not
sweep down upon our cities perched
upon high ground, and attack church
steeples which peer among the clouds
which swing to and fro around their
pointed domes? Because all this
would break the tender peg upon
which the eastern men of science have
hung and are hanging their slender
theories, and no printed volume would
record their united bits of wisdom.
Those wise men of the east, travel to
the Rocky mountains only in their
dreams, and there sat down and hatch
ed out this unreasonable conclusion,
which some of our exchanges are deep
rooted enough to pronounce sufficient
ly explicit. Any attempt to trace out
the birth place of the cyclones will
r.. -: l. ,~f
those engaged in it. To arrest them
would be but an interference with the
strong aim of Divine Providence in
the performance of work in which
no one can WEIGH so well as He the
propriety of boundless reason.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.

We never feel so mad arter we shed
tears. De cloud amt nigh so dark
arter de rain falls.
Many oman what won't wash her
chillun' at home delights in washin'
dishes at church fair.
De worst sort of boastfulness is
showed by de man what thinks dat he
can entertain you wild a long story.
Oar is many rule what won't work
both ways. Whisky will produce a
headache, but headache won't produce
whisky.
No man should be looked on as fool
on account oh what he doan belebe,
but on account oh what he does be-
lebe. A too easiness oh conviction ter
strange ideas is caused a mighty heap
oh trouble in dis world.-ArEG7asa,U
Traveller.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05

Let no man say that the change Of
woman from the sentimental, insipid
and angelic creature Of the last century
to the vigorous and hearty person of to-
day is change that begins and ends
with eating and drinking habits. Let
the pessimists say what they will, the
present is an age of genuineness and
candor. There is less mock modesty,
less of the humbug Of seeming, than in
any generation that has gone before us,
If we may accept as true the pictures OF
life given us by Smollet, Fielding, Fanny
Burney, Thackeray and the writer's Of
the time of Queen Anne. The civilized
world admires the delicate and fragile
beauty of American women. But it is
the pride Of the country that feeds the
world with beef, grain and game that
the rare flower of American loneliness is
no dollhouse plant, reared in nicely
adjusted atmosphere. The womanliness
and the manliness Of our country spring
from rich and nutritive soil. We have
the best provision for the table in the
world. --New York Times.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
The Medica. Procession for Wonsen.

This is the only business or profession
that is not overdone, and cannot be for
many years to come. Every town OF
over 5000 inhabitants ought to support
a good woman physician. Every city
ought to support one to each 5000 in
habitants. The demand, too, for able
teachers to lecture upon hygiene and
physiology is on the increase and cannot
be supplied for century to come. Hun
dreds of women possessed Of talent, edu-
cation and experience, DESTROYS of a
financial independence and dissatisfied
with do-nothing life, ought to enter
the medical profession, and could do so
proftably. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05

The Atkin Age scratches the name
of G. A. Gilman from the republican
state ticket and hoists that of r. L.
Frazee for Lieutenant Governor. We
cannot do that rs we do not choose to
bolt the regular nomination. If the
state convention placed man on the
ticket who should not by rights be
there we propose to hold the conven-
ton responsible rather than the
nominee. And besides this, the editor
of the Age is democrat, and has
scratched all his tickets except that OF
Fraz e, but we don't care to follow his
example to any extent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
MORMON SUCCESS.

The success of the Mormons for the
last quarter of century or more, Is
attracting large attention and great
comment throughout the country.
Most writer's upon the question have
plans In their minds which, if they
were carried out would most certainly
put an end to that unwholsOme instt-
tuition, but fortunately for the chosen
ones dwelling in the land of Utah,
the plans have never been put into ex-
ecution. We do not believe the laws
against the Mormons have proven as
defective, as their execution-and are
Of the opinion; that they have not been
enforced with vigor. We have never
had class of men as officers appoint
who cared to make themselves par
ticularly obnoxious as they would
need to do, in pressing the law upon
them so as to make an impression
which could be called proper prosecu-
ton of polygamy. Those who were
sent there as officers, Immediately
upon arrival departed from their firm
resolution to convict if possible, and
took up the conservative line of pity
for the young, and beautiful Cf the
tribe, and hence for this reason, and
others of like character, the Mormons
have during these long years, weak as
they are come out victorious. And
again, it is well known that the legal
ability of the prosecution has in no in
etance been near an equal for the de-
tense, the latter having been routed in
every attack it has heretofore made.
Until a decent effort can be made to
enforce all the laws to the letter, it
will be immaterial whether laws more
suitable are enacted or not, for a law
which is allowed to become lifeless,
Is of as much avail as a better one.
So long as this is the condition of af-
fairs, we should speak of it as a Nor
mon success, and not as the Mormon
question. These people have said
many times to the authorities in effect,
if you desire to disband us, and dis
solve our marriage ties by sending us
to prison for our polygamy, thereby
decreeing all our many children IL
legitimate; forcing us away behind
prison walls, where we cannot care
for them, nor our wives, we shall SUBJ
nit gracefully as possible in seeing
them all turned out OF their now ex-
eellent care, to become beggars and
paupers upon the street. This master
stroke of policy, in punching us under
the left arm upon our bump of pity,
has disarmed many court, and GEN
tile juror. How much Of this natural
sympathy should be allowed to affect
the nerves of those appointed to hold
the scales of justice level, is not for us
to determine, but that it often takes
away the whole man mentally,is most
true. Stern nerve, and indefatigable
stubborness, to succeed in wiping out
that supreme practice, is what is m ost
wanted, and if this cannot be obtained
we should warrior like, admire the
pluck that gets away with us. Tinker
the laws as we may, and they will
always outvote us. Disfranchise
them as you will for polygamy, and
they will still have majority. If we
are unable to punish them for their
crimes we might as well abandon
them to their lothsome wickedness.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05
n Ne,c Style Of Wedding Cake.
lection.

At a wedding in Chicago, the bride
cake was built In four tiers. Around
the lowest of these six satin bows were
arranged, each hung on pearl button,
which formed the handle to diminutive
drawer. Just before the cutting of the
cake each of the haf-dozen bridesmaids
laid her hand upon a bow and drew
out the drawer, which, needless to say,
contained q pretty gift.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1883-09-05

COLLISIONS at sea may be prevented
by using balloons, says Mr.. John e..
Schultz, of New York, who proposes
that all vessels be provided with bal
looms of sufficient capacity to take a
person high enough above the fog to
see the balloons of other vessels in the
vicinity, whose relative positions he can
communicate to the ships officer.