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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-02-24

Two little girls. one years old, the
other 6, sleep in the same chamber. In
the morning the elder one says, sob,
have had such nice dream" What was
it," {" was in large pastry-cook shop,
and / ate as many rum cakes, strawberry
tarts aud Dor bops as / wanted" Was
with you? ~ asked the little one. "No."
Aud the little one began to sob. -[French
Wit.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-02-24

A Card.-To eli who are suffering from
the errors and indiscretiOus Of youth, nervous
weakness early decay, loss OF manhood, ETC., will
send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a
missionary in South America Send selfaddressed
envelope 20 the REV. JOSEPH T. INMAN, Station
D, New York CITY. mis- 4p1yTu1hS
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-02-24

For four years 1 suffered agony from a
skin disease. DR.. Bepson's Skin Cure cured
me."-C. b. Mcdonald, Plantersville, Ala.
81. at druggists.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-02-24
THE PEACH APHIs.

In some instances young peach-trees
have been found with excrescences on the
roots, probably caused by the peach aphis.
Too much care cannot be taken in guarding
against infested nursery stock.
Mr.. Cooke thinks it would pay couple
of men to go into the business of cleaning
trees in this city at the present time. He
further generously says that il any per-
sons wish TO try the business he will give
them the necessary information, and loan
them such apparatus as he has free of cost.
1t should not be any reason to neglect
cleaning few trees, or even large
orchard, because the owner of the adjcin-
ing premises neglects to do SO. That an
orchard can be cleaned and kept clean
has been practically demonstrated, and re.
turns an excellent investment on the money
expended. If BY following the directions
given in this article in reference to spraying
TIE foliage and fruit to protect the fruit
from codLng moth. and as these insects can
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-02-24
A Lady Cured of Rheumatism.
Kidney Disease Cured.

Christiansburg, Va, 1885,.
Suffering from kidney disease,
from which l could get no relief.
tried Browns Iron Bitters, which
cured me completely. a child of
mine, recovering from scarlet fever,
had no appetite and did not seem 10
be able to eat at all. gave him Iron
Bitters with the happiest results.
!. KYLE MONTAGUE.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-02-24
GENERAL NOTICES.
whence Comes the Nawe

OF SoZ0DONT? 1t is derived from two Greek
words signif}ing 'to preserve the teeth > and it
deserves its title for there no preparation which
will do this more rapidly. surely and pleasantly
The consumption of SoZ0DoNT is immense
apI+ 3tTuThS
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30

Let no Republican voter be deprived of
his vote this spring, by a neglect to register.
Had all Republicans registered last fall, as
they should have done, Michigan would have
had five more Republican members i'll Con-
gress than she has to-day. Doubtless there
we're many Republican voters in the State
who, when they saw the narrow margin by
which the opposition member i'll their dis
trict was elected, regretted their Indifference
and carelessness in this matter of registra-
ton. Remember that the success of our
State ticket, or of your own local ticket, may
depend on your individual vote. Therefore,
make sure of your vote by getting registered,
and then go TO the polls and vote. Every
man in the State who was not registered last
fall, must be registered this spring, or lose
his vote. AL prior registration is of no
avail
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30
EDITOR TRUE NoITHERNEI:

find the following i'll the last Free Press
0Rd Courier, from Capt. Hendryx, on candi
dates for the Supreme Court The truth
is, Gov. Blair has, by his erratic course, for
feited all the respect he ever had. of any
party. j. w. ChampliG, of Grand Rapids,
will just have walkaway with that old po-
litical weather cock, Austin Blair. ! stopped
over day at Battle Creek, and Judge Graves
says that Mr.. Champlin is the very best man
in the State for the position. Now such a
statement, coming from man who has so
much regard for the independent voter as
the Capt. has, seems n little strange. His
respect seems to depend entirely on the di-
rection the independence takes. To my
mind, this independence of party trammels
which Gov. Blair has always maintained.
from the days of the Free Soil party, down
to the present time. is one OF the chief evil
dences of his fitness for a position on the
Supreme Bench. II shows him to be q man
of convictions and courage enough TO follow
them regardless of party dictation. The
language which the Capt. puts into the
mouth of Judge Graves seems n little re-
markable, coming from so quiet and unob-
trusive gentleman as is the Judge. know
nothing of Mr.. Champlins abilities, in fact
never heard of him until after his nomina-
ton, although he lives bnt few miles from
our county. Still, this may not be Mr..
Champlin's fault, and may, perhaps, he set
down TO my lack of general intelligence, in
not sooner discovering such a beacon light
of judicial fitness. Yet. ] can but think,
from the peculiar manner in which The Capt.
introduces this Endorsement of Mr. Champlin,
that he has some misgivings about il. In
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30

reading the Captains communication, am
reminded of what Irving once remarked
with regard to the authenticity of what he
was writing: He said he had seen some
thing, had read some and had dreamed more
than all, and just which was fact and which
was fancy, he could not tell. / excuse the
Capt.-he is getting old-memory falling
dreams and visions multiply, and with so
voluminous a correspondent, that facts and
fancies should get somewhat mixed, is to be
expected. Without saying anything deroga-
tory to other candidates, it may be truly
said, that if broad culture, fine legal attain
ments, large experience in public affairs, un-
questioned and unquestionable integrity,
with an independence that follows the right
regardless of policy, are qualifications that
fit man to be Judge, then Austin Blair is
pre- eminently fitted to be a worthy successor
of Judge Graves, and an ornament to our
State Judiciary. N. III. BITELY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30
PAW Paw, MICHIGAN, MARCH 80, 1888


caucus of the republican electors of the town
ship of Paw Paw will be held ut the Court House, IN
the yillag OF Paw Paw, Saturday the 3lst day OF
March, 1885, for the purpose of placing I'm nomina-
ton candidates for township offices for the ensuing
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30

Next Monday is election, and it behooves
every Republican voter to be at the polls and
vote for the candidates of his party. The
combined opposition are making desperate
efforts to defeat our candidates, especially
the candidates for Justices OF the Supreme
Court. Personal appeals are being made to
Republicans all over the country, to- scratch
their tickets and to vote for Champlin and
Sherwood. The candidates of the Republican
party are unexceptionable in all respects and
Austin Blair, Michigan's War Governor, is
one of the very best lawyers in Michigan
and i'll ability and all necessary qualifications
for the Supreme Bench, stands head and
shoulders above either Of the candidates on
the fusion ticket Mr.. O'Brien ranks very
high as lawyer, and those who know him
best unite in saying that he possesses in an
eminent degree, all the qualities needed Tor
a successful Judge. An effort is being made
by the opposition to secure his defeat, on
the ground that he has been railroad law
yer. While we do not believe that the fact
that man has been recognized as having
the ability to manage the legal affairs of
railroad would be any objection TO him; yet,
in this case, the statement is false, and has
been so branded by his partner in business,
Mr.. d. Darwin Hughes. Our candidates for
Regents, are men of large and liberal attain
ments, and in all respects worthy of the
positions for which they have been nomi-
mated. Let no Republican be induced toy
personal appeals, by specious arguments, or
by false statements, TO do otherwise than
vote his ticket without a scratch. This is
the last election before the Presidential cleo
ton in 1884, and we cannot afford TO give
the opposition the prestige of victory in
Michigan at this time. 1t would endanger
not only the success of the party in this
State, but in the Nation, at the next election.
Let Republicans consider we'll these things,
let every Republican voter feel that equally
upon him, with al his fellow Republicans
rests the responsibility and the duty of keep
ing Michigan in the column OF Republican
States, and remember that the only sure way
of doing this is by voting and working for
the success Of our entire State ticket on
Monday next.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30
THE QUESTION IS

Are you Dyspeptic? Have you
Indigestion? Is your Liver slug
gish? Does sleep fail to refresh
you? Is your appetite and ener
gy gone? ZoPEsA will cure you,
tone you up, and invigorate your
whole system. 1t is a gentle pur-
gative, acts upon, and gives
strength and energy to the diges-
tive apparatus. 1t is strong ly anti
bilious, carries off all surplus bile,
tones the Liver, gives sound Diges-
ton and speedy health to the Dys-
peptic and the Bilious. Try u 10
cent sample ut least, of
FORSYTH 81 BRYAR.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30
Paw Paw Norma! School!


To those who wish thorough education
in any or all branches taught in any Normal
School, this School offers unexceled OPP
portunities. Before sending to any school,
examine our methods of instruction.
All branches taught in Graded and High
Schools, 10 which is added Penmanship,
Drawing and Painting Photography, Teleg
raphy, Commercial Department, Music, i'm
strumental and vocal, Preparatory Depart
ment for teachers), and kindergarten. are
Lere taught.
EXPENSES
Tuition per term of 10 weeks, 3 400
per terms of 40 weeks, 1900
per year, 80 weeks, 1000
Furnished rooms in private families, 20 cents
per week each occupant Unfinished rooms
% cents per week. Heat and light, per week,
10 cents. Boarding in private families, from
80 20 "a per week.
Expenses per term of 10 weeks, including
everything, $50.
Per term of 80 weeks, $50.
Term rates. payable strictly in advance.
Pupils entering during term, will pay only
from date of such entry.
CALENDAR.
Fall Terms-Open September 4th.
Winter Terms-Open Nov. IL, and Jan. %.
Spring Terms-Open April ID.
Summer Term-Open June 1lth
Each term continues 10 weeks.
CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC.
PROF. CHAS. BURTON, assisted by MISS
EDITH COLLINS, has charge of the Instru-
mental Department..
Terms in private lessons, as follows:
Piano, ORGAN, THoBoUGH Bass AND HAIR
MoNY, VolCE CULTUnT,
$500 per term of ten weeks, one lesson week
$50 two Z"
SI1.O0 three d"
Thirty minutes only will be given in all
private lessons.
Glass INSTRUCTION.:
Under the direction of PROF. i. ID.
JACOBS, as follows:
Chorus Glass, Tuesdays at 8 O'Clock p. IN.
Singing School, Wednesdays and Fridays at
: o'clock p. III. Primary Glass, daily, at $3.50
p. IN.
TERMS:
Chorus Class-S15O per term OF ten weeks.
Singing SchoOl-2.0l per term of ten weeks.
Primary Class-Sl.O) per term OF ten weeks.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-30
MULDOON'S PICNIC ! !
MISS .. w. GREGORY

$4,000 challenge to produce their equals.
The greatest and only GREGORY BROTHERS,
Charles, George, and James. the double hoIi-
zontal bars, turning double somersauts after relax
ing their hold of the bar.
MISS MINNIE DIXON, the fascinating and charm
ing serio comic vocalist. CHARLES HOWARD, the
old time Comedian, and many other sensational
novelties. Enchanted Barrel Magic Cross, Mysteri-
Gus Table, &e. Also the original TRICK DONKEY
"PANDHEEN," and the famous three handed reel.
Don't fail to them.
Popular prices 35 and 80 cts; Reserved seats on
sale at Chappell's Jewelry Store. Doors open ut
Specialties at s; AIuldoon at 9.
T. L. HALLECK, Gent Agent.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
Woes of an Inyentor,s Wife.

1T is all very we'll to talk about
working for the heathen," said one,
as the ladies put up their sewing, "but
I'd like to have some one to tell me
what l am to do with my husband p
"What is the matter with him?" ask
ed Sympathetic old lady. william
is good man." continued the first,
waving her glasses in an argumenta-
tive way, "but William will invent.
He goes inventing around from morn
ing till night, and l have no peace OF
comfort. didn't object when he in
vented a fire-escape, but | did remon-
strate when he wanted me to crawl
out of the window, one night last win
ter, to see how it worked. Then he
originated lock for the door that
wouldn't open from midnight until
morning, so as to keep burglars out
The first time he tried it he caught
his coat-tail in it, and l had to walk
around him with a pan of hot Goals
all night to keep him from freezing
"Why didn't he take his coat offY
81 wanted him to, but he stood around
till the thing opened itself, trying tC
invent some way of christening it
That's Williams trouble. He will
invent. A little while ago he got up 9
cabinet bedstead that would shut and
open without handling. 1t went by
clockwork. William got into it, and
up it went. Bless your heart, he
stayed in there from Saturday after
noon till Sunday night, when it flew
open and disclosed William with the
plans and specifications of "a patent
washbowl, that would tip over just
when it got so full. The result was
that | lost all my rings and breast
pin down the waste-pipe. Then he
got up crutch for man that could
be used as an opera glass. Whenever
the man leaned on it up it went, ant
when he put it to his eye to find viii
liam, it flew out into crutch and al
most broke the top of his head off
The other day | saw him going up thu
street with the model of a grain eleva
tor sticking out of his hip pocket, ant
he is fixing up an improved shot tower
in our bedroom. Baltimore Ameri
can.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
SenatOr JOnes's Start in California.

Senator Jones of Nevada had gone
to California with thousands of others
when the wonderful discovery Of gold
in that far-off land thrilled every hamlet
and village. Among those who went to
seek their fortunes there was a man
named Hayward, from Vermont.
Hayward had claim on the mountain
side that as yet had shown no particular
promise; still he stuck to it. One hot
summer day, when the Red Hills were
quivering with heat, Hayward came to
see Jones. Said he:
ZONES, / am very near the wonderful
VEIN ! know it; feel it, but am flat
broke. Iwant $4,000; with that / will
make both our fortunes.
Now, old fellow" said Jones, al
have known Just 1000 men who were
in exactly your fix. They only needed
81 900. and sometimes 800 to make
their eternal ALL" Finally Jones said:
81 will give you this money. have
$4,000 buried under the fire place, and
when the fire goes out l will get it out
for you, but don't ask me for any more. y
Hayward got the money; and said;
''Whcn / strike it l will give you a
quarter interest"
One afternoon about q month after
this happened, Jones was sitting in his
cabin when Hayward suddenly burst In
as white rs sheet. Jones'" said he,
II have struck it''
They went together to look at 1t, and
sure enough Hayward had struck an
immense bonanza, or ''pockct," OF
almost pure gold. Jones with his ex-
perience, saw It was the richest mine in
California. Hayward sold II to Wells,
Fargo and some others for $4,000, 900,
and the day the sale was made he gave
Jones Si,250.000. Jones afterward
married Hayward's daughter.-Louis-
yiilc Couricr-,J0urnal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
Jem Mace In Action.

1t was ON a Third.ave. horse car
last night. A man of middle height,
but of portly person, and with a care
fully arranged black mustache, swung
himself on the rear platform and seat
ed himself with much care on the
dashboard. He expressed himself as
one whe loved peace above all earthly
things.
The car stopped again, and two men
of almost gigantic stature, whose gait
was sufficiently unsteady to prove an
unlimited indulgence in liquor, step
ped Oh the platform and stood oppo-
site the man who loved peace. The
Irishmen were aggressive. They look
ed upon the peaceful one with care
less indifference that led one of them
to step upon his toes. This invitation
to become better acquainted was not
accepted by the elderly man, but, in
stead, he moved away. One of the
Irishmen-the larger of the two
again trod upon the quiet mans toe:
with so much force that it made him
bite his lips. The suffering man once
more changed his position, and for the
third time the Irishman stood upon
the unfortunate mans corn.
odd you ever lick any one 7" ask.
ed he Of the prosecuted bunion, with
apparent interest.
"Yis, many's the wan," replied the
giant.
did you ever get licked?' was
the next query in an insinuating
tone.
"Divil's the tonne"
"Then by -, you're going to be
licked now" And before the Celt
took the next breath five left-handers
fell upon his proboscis with a direct.
ness Of delivery and power that told
Of so much reserve strength that the
Irishman exclaimed reverently, "How-
ly Moses" staggered from the car,
followed by his companion, and sat
down upon the curbstone, calling for
police" The car continued on its
way, and "Jem" Mace-for the quiet
man was he-observed, THAT lads
got enough."-New York Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
Three Times and Out.

There were three romances in the
life of the late Joshua Sears, the mil
lionare grocer of Boston. The first
was when he was poor young man.
He started Irritation with a wealthy
beauty OH a railroad train, called on
her afterward, and finally found that
his suit was in vain because he was
poor and she was rich. The second
was when he was past middle age and
very rich. He became engaged to a
dashing, young widow. One of her
friends asked her: "What are you
going to be married to that old fellow
ior?" For his money, Of course"
said she. Sears heard of this. "For
my money, eh ?" he cried, mot by a
-blessed-sight." He went to his
lawyers, and was told she would have
a good case in a breach of promise
suit. He didn't want lawsuit, so he
handed confidential friend $4,000
and told him to go and see the widow
and "fix things up" which was done,
she accepting the bride and giving him
his freedom. The third was when he
was an old man. He found himself
enormously rich, but thought: "Nhen
I am gone, as | soon shall be, who
will enjoy it alp So he went to his
friend Alpheus Hardy and said :
Hardy, I'm thinking of getting mar.
ried. What do you think about itY'
Hardy thought he knew lady who
would just suit. "Well, then, Hardy,
you 60 and arrange it." SO Hardy
conducted the negotiations, and Sears
was accepted. On his wedding morn
the bashful bridegroom called Hardy
aside and said Hardy, / don't
know anything about this ceremony,
and you do. So / want you to stick
close to me and coach me, so that /
won't make any laundering mistake"
Hardy did so, and all went well.--
Elk.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
ALPENA WEEKLY ARGUS.
MISCELLANEOUS.
THAT AWFUL CORBOY.

lie wore but one suspender.
And with neither coat or vest;
He was on high old bencer
In peaceful town out West;
His muddy homespun trousers
Were In his boot-legs stuck,
And his yells ut times, old rousors,
He said were 'just for luck"
He had big horse-pistol,
And he stated he could smash
A small-sized watch's crystal
At a hundred yards, for cash.
He wore no tie or collar,
And his shirt, not over fine,
Cost Just one-half a dollar
In the days of Aud Lang Syne."
He scorned the town officials,
Unmindful OF their stars,
And carved uncouth initials
On tho village liquor bars.
He seemed TO have no money.
And whene'er he took drink
He called tho landlord sonny"
And paid him with wink.
With noisy song and whistle
He on a horseback sat,
And fired his old horse-pistol
AT the mayors bee-gum hat.
He paled the ladies' faces
With his loud, sardonic laugh,
And made uncouth grimaces
At the constable and STAFF.
But fellow mot this cowboy
And caught him by the ear,
And said, quite coolly, NOW, boy.
IT'S time you get from herei"
Then he shook UP his digestion
In way that raised a laugh,
And proved beyond a question
That tho cowboy was q calf.
-Erchdnpe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
;MeY Known!
NEURALGIA CURED,

FAInpoRT, n. Y, March p, 'Sa
Rheumatie Syrup 60;
GESTs-since November, 1882,
have been constant sufferer from
neuralgia and have not known what
1t was to be free from pain until 1
commenced the use Of Rheumatic
Syrup. 1 have felt no pain since
using the fourth bottle. / think il
the best remedy / have ever heard
OF for purifying the blood and foI
the cure Of rheumatism and neural
gia w. III. CHASE.
th Ave-, Rochester, ny.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24

A New York gentleman whose niece
playfully dipped her spoon into his
coffee cup and slipped few drops,
jestingly reproved her. "You mustn't
do that" said he, and then added :
"What bible character do you resem-
bic in that actP" "Give il up"
"Balaam, bailem, of course" Then
some one unfortunately asked, "And
why is she like BALKAN, pray 2" The
young lady herself replied, well, |
can't conceive, unless because Balaam
was reproved by an ass Elk.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
Rheumatic
SYRUP
The Greatest Blood Purifier Known!
RHEUMATISM Cured SNNah Cured NEURALGIA CURED
SNS NECGss
RHEUMATISM Cured

ROCHESTER,, II. y, ADJ 9th, SO
Rheumatic Syrup Co.:
GENIs-l have been n great suf
ferer from rheumatism for sis
years, and hearing of the success o
Rheumatic Syrup l concluded TO Civ
it a trial in my own case, and
cheerfully say that / have beer
greatly benefited by its use / car
walk with entire freedom from pain
and my general health is very mucl
improved. IL is splendid remed!
for the blood and debilitated system
L. CHESTER PARK, NJ. ID.
Manufactured by RHE'
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24

Oscar Wilde's recent statement that
he "feeds on himself" reminds us that
this is about the right time of year
or eating greens.-Lowel Citizen.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-10-24
VICTOR q. DURHAM,
632w7 Atty for Prff.
HERIFF SALE.

SHERIFF SALE
Notice is hereby given that by virtue Of writ OF
heri facias issued out Of the Circuit Court for Al
pena county, in favor Of Patrick McDade, against
the goods and chattes and real estate OF Smith
Brown in said county, TO me directed and delivered
did, on the 23rd day of May, A. d. 1885, levy upon
and take all the right title and interest OF the said
Smith Brown, said defendant. in and TO the follow
ing described real estate viz The north half of the
northwest quarter of section 10. the northeast
quarter Of the northeast quarter of section H. the
southeast quarter Of the southwest quarter Of sec
ton 0, the east half OF southwest quarter of the
southwest quarter Of section Q, town 81 NORTH OF
range 8 east.
All of which said property, or so much thereof as
may be necessary to satisfy the demand Of said
plaintiff, named in said suit will expose for sale
at public auction or vendue, TO the highest bidder
at the front door of the Court House. in Alpena in
said county, on
Thursdsy. the 4th day of October, A. d. 1888
At ten o'clock In the forenoon of said day.
Dated, Alpena, Aug. p, 1888:
JAMES f. DENTON,
Sheriff of Alpena county
W. Z. TURNBULL,
Atty for Ppf 62swi
Adjourned TO November sth, 1888, at same
hour and place, at request Of defendant Brown.
Dated Oct. 4th, 1888.
JAMES Z. DENTON,
sheriff OF Alpena county
W. L. TURNBULL,
Atty for Plaintiff