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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1883-07-02
CHEAP OCEAN TICKETS.

A LII desiring TO nd for friends In the Old Coun
IN try wiz save money by buying their prepaid
Storage tickets at the General Ocean Steamship
Office, No. % Exchange Street. don't mistake the
numberl at the sign of the big Locomotive, at pre-
sent reduced rates by theCunard and other fast first
class mail steamers coming direct across tire ocean,
on the warm Gulf Stream route, thus avoiding All
dangers from Ice and icebergs. l sell prepaid
steerage passage tickets from Queenstown, London
derry and Belfast for S2l 90; Dublin, S220O Lon
don, Bristol Cardiff and Galway, S24.00; Ham-
burg Antwerp Havre, Mannheim, Amsterdam Rot
terdam, Paris, Bremen and Har ngen, S27.00
Copenhagen Chrstiana, Christi lsand BERGEN
rrondhjem, Goteborg. Malino, S2S %; children nm
der 10 half fare. Sterling and Scandinavian ex-
change NJ low rates. j. l.. FARMER, Agent,
ian 24Ntt DO Exchnnra ST.
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sanford's Ginger for colds and chills.

An old traveller has discovered that it is
wise man who knows his own name when he
sees 1t in the newspaper lists OF hotel arrivals.
New York Commercial Advertiser.
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young MAN Wanted.

FEy0 learn the Dry Goods Business, must be from
\ 10 TO 20 years old. One with years exper-
fence preferred but not necessarily References re-
CURED Address s.DRY GOODS"
Junl9du This Office.
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UNION STEAMBOAT co.
TABLE.

8 TE A VI n MITA ,,
CAPT John IT STFRITNc
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,ANyAAsEps xvAwTrD

GO0D Energetic Canvassers to sell the Eagle
NJ Wringer on installments. Men who can give
good reference or security have outside terrific
ry to handle. Address No, IS Temple ST
noylb dts
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Barnum has agents out for a white elephant
Why don't ne come TO Boston and bid on the
tunnel?-Lowel Courier.
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"Where do all the flies go TOP" asks an ex-
change. They have been boarding at our
house this month.-Cincinnati Saturday Night
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REAL ESTATE


HOUSES and House lots in all sections of the
Il city, Woodford's and Centre Deerin" ~, , !ne
OF cars, suburban residences, desirable bnildinc
lots, known as the Baxter lots IN peering, farns
Purchasers are invited to call before nvestinS
enable terms. ,eV'sS ,, ~, 5 las
M. IS, Gardiner.
= p ea,er ID keai Estate Mortgages and Commercial
-..-S-. 95 Exchange st.
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The great sale of Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, and for enriehiug the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole sys-
tenn nothing can surpass these remedies.
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Professor TO young lady student-'Your
mark is very low, and you have only just
passed" Young lady-"Oh, am so glad"
Professor, urprised-"Why?" Young lady
II do so love tight squeeze" College Ex-
change.
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MEMORANDA.

Ship Rainier, recently launched from the yard of
A Sewall & Co, Bath. is to be commanded by Capt
Saml Morrison late of ship Oracle.
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Wanlfed.
WAN EM

A n experienced salesman to travel for Groceries.
N Flour and Provisions. References required.
Address Bon 1913, Portland, Maine.
jun2S div
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Wit and Wisdom.

1t is satire 10 tell fool to use his own
judgement.-New Orleans Picayune.
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DEATHS

In Ferry Village June 30, Mrs. Martha A., wife of
John I'll. Alien, aged 81 years.
In Stockton, June IL. William Randall, aged
As years.
In Waldo, June IL, Hattie n. Bray, aged SO years
3 months.
In Gardiner, June Is, VIM. s. Brann aged At yrs
In South Gardiner, June 49, Olive R. Watt, aged
10 years.
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For saIe.

A LARGE two story double house 32 feet wide
~. by - long, with ell, and some fruit and shade
trees, on High street, Ferry Village. Inquire Of j.
/. PARSONS, Gushing Point, Ferry Village.
i'll Ad2,uk
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Ar at Falmouth 18th, barque Priscilla, Schmidt
Portland 0, for Queenstown.
AR at Liverpool June 20, bsrque Cyclone. Merri-
man, Savannah.
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Colden's Liebig's Liquid Beef and Tonic
Invigorator
will cure indigestion, dyspepsia or loss of APP
petite. Ask for Coldens Of druggists
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FOR SALE.
Farm for Sale.

nj EAR Freeport Village, GO acres, well divided
~ In tillage pasture aud wood, nice young or
ehard TO- bushels apples last year, 2 story house
and barn. near school, in good neghbo' hood. Price
$1,000; to clos an estate. w. IL. WALDRON, 1870
Middle Street. iu8eod3w#
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Wanted.

r AIDES or young men IN city or country, to take
~ light work at their homes, any one can do it;
work sent by mail; distance no objection; no can
wasting. Address with stamp, BURT 3 EAIMONS,
box PTS, Boston Mass. jun27d1ws
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BrIdgl0R & SaCO River Railroad,
1900.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT

So NJ MEIe ARRAN GEM ENT.
Connects at RIidgtou junction with
Portland and Ogdensburg trains that
Leave Portland s.21 "A. n. G2.35 ID. mn. and
6.2J y. M, Arrive mt Bridgton lilo "A. m
33O p. nnd 81 j y. m.
leave Hrsdgf0n $50 N. M. 1910 ~. m
and $50 y. Ei. Arrive mt Portland $40 u.
ma. 1880 y. n. and 5.45 D. ma. ma king c lose
connections East and West with Reston
trains.
stage connections al Rridgton for Moth
KrIdgfOn, Harrison and Waterford.
This IS the only hrst-class two feet gauge railroad
In the World; having Steel Rails with improved
tastenlngs; Locomotives with Spark Arrester;
Miller Platform and Air Brakes; Improved Seats
giving ease and comfort to each individual passen-
ger; Heating and Ventilation of the latest improve
ment; Safety Guards wherein it is impossible for
the car TO leave the rail
WIN. II. PERRY. President.
j. A. BENNETT, Gen'l. Pass. Agt
le2S Qtf
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A CLERK of years experience; or a boy to
"A learn the drug and paint business. High
school boy preferred Address p. o. Box 1176,
City. ie2ed6t
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For Sale.

A COTTAGE at Old Orchard, stores, with
N rooms overhead, facing Hotel Fisk. Nice
ocean view, convenient for two four families
je26dlw W.P. GoSS, 227 Middle St.
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CIerlk Wanfed.

A YOUNG man who has studied Bookkeeping
"A some, wanted as clerk at 532 CONGRESS
STREET. jun26dtf
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;XJ1;l3|
GUARANTEED

DR.. Z. G. VESTS Nerve AED BEAM TREAT
MENT, a guaranteed specific for Hys.eria Dizziness,
Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache,
Nervous Prostration caused by the use of alcohol
or tobacco, Wakeiulness, Mental Depression, Soft
ching Of the Brain resulting in Insanity and leading
to misery, decay and death, Premature Old Age,
Impotency, Weakness in either sex, involuntary
Losses and Spermatorrhoeac caused by ovef-exertion
of the brain, selfabase or over-indulgenoe. Each
box contains one months treatment. ST. boz or
6boxes for $500 sent by mail prepaid on receipt Of
price. We guarantee boxes to cure any case. With
each order received for boxes accompanied with S.
will send the purchaser written guarantee
to refund the money If the treatment does not effect
a cure. j. q. WEST 81 Co., Projectors issue guar
antees through II. II. HAY d co, Druggists, only
agents, Portland, Me- junction Middle and Free SIS.
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IN COTTAG
FOR SALE.

TN the most desirable location at FERRY BEACH
within two minutes walk OF the BAY VIEW
HOUSE. very convenient for one OF two families
Beautiful beach and scenery For price and partie-
ulars, Inquire OF W. s. BENNETT, Saco Me-
jn6 dtf
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TO LET


ENOUR Story House, 10 Gray st.. between Park
a. and State; adapted to large or sman family;
economically heated, in thorough order, modern
improvements; carries interest in the park ad-
joining harbor view from upper story. Apply to G.
W. Nerrili, 191 Middle Street. ju25d2w
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AN Invaluable tonic for the nerves,
muscles, and digestive organs, producing
strength and appetite, is Browns Iron Bit
tiers. +
Rev. ". B. SMITH, Grafton, Mass, says:
II have derived benefit from using Browns
Iron Bitters for low state Of blood"
FLORENCE, GA.-Dr. w. b. Prather says:
ton in every instance have known it
used"
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For Sale.

GONE of the best house lots in Portland at the
- west end on Cumberland Grove and Congress
Sts Address 5. f. HAGGETT, 10 Hill ST.
1un22 eod2wE
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CITY ADVERTISEMENTS.
city OF Portland.

ONCE OF Milk Inspector Ward Room, City Building
Portland. June 81, 1888.
HUE INSPECTOR of MIX viii be in attendance at
N this office, 1.-THE Ward Room in the City Build
lng,) every secular day during the month of July
from a. M TO II m. for the purpose of issuing IL
censes for the current year all milk Dealers with
in the city limits
All milk dealers, whether wholesale or retail
should bear in mind that the City Ordinance makes
1t obligatory upon tn EN-, all and seyeray 10 report
annually TO the Inspector and renew or take out
licenses for the sale of milk in Portland irrespec
tive of all and any considerations whatever, and
that in case OF pegec refusal TO do so, fine of
twenty dollars may be imposed upon such den-
Guent. II. I. CUMMINGS,
JuD2Seod2W Inspector of Milk.
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EXTENsIoN Top Carriage at a bargain.
IA nj. w. DUTCH,
1un2Sdtt 10 Market Street.
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Spoken.

-=llRs2 - 20 Is, lon Sc "a. sch H Macomher.
Rnmrill. from Boston for Gonaives
Dune 2S. lat 33 45, Ion 76, sch Stephen G Loud.
from Galveston for Boston.
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TO Let.

MUNJoY Fish Market with grocery store at
WI tached, lis Congress st. s. l.. Carleton.
jung dtf
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WANTS.
WANTED.

An experienced male meat cook.
Apply AT Ottawa House, Cushing's
Island, Portland, Me.
inontf
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DIR. Jos. Holt, New Orleans, La, says ~
have frequently found it of excellent service in
cases OF debility, loss of appetite, and in con
valescence from exhaustive illness, and par.
iicularly of service in treatment of. women and
children"
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1883-07-02

Jack Haverly's financial endorsements
were not alone caused by unfortunate mining
speoulations. 1t is said that his old passion for
strawberry festivals recently got the upper
hand OF him. Philadelphia News.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1883-08-29
NO MAS INCENDIOS.

F6sforos de verdadera seguridad y
legitimos de 10 marca Espada, Sc han
rec;bido en- ell tuico deposito de esta
Capital "El TELEGRAPH. San Justo IL.
S. MELON &Co. 96
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BOLETA DIRECTA PARA EUROPA.
Un pasaie. Ida Y vita

Ni1os memories de tresalios no pagan pa
safe. Entire tres doce amos mitad de pass-
je. Criados acompanando sus amos dos
terceras parties del pasaje.
Tipos reducidos de tietes desde New York
a Puerto-Rico en- banders espsnola;
Por bl conteniendo articulos secos rs ctvs.
Idem idem idem hamedo, 80
Objetos mesurables, pie cublco s
Idem ponderables quintal 12s
Estos tipos reducidos de aetes regiran
simepre que haya en- ell puerto de New-Yor
agun otro vapor competitor cargando para
estos puertos. En- case ordinario queda vi
gente la tarifa ordinaria.
Para mas informes y tipos de fetes dirigir
80 los agentes de la compadfa.
San Juan de Puerts-Rico.
S0BRINOS DE EZOUIAGA
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d N "A 81.
30
lie
de Nagubo de
de e3anos un
10y u
c0n3 sy6a a1tomara
la Compahia
del
sdondeno
traoa
de los syaporesa salmsne procede
Fernandez Aqua
Bearo
AL Hernandez Ngubo
Bird
Bregaro en-
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vIJANDE & co.
FoRTALEZA 81

Constante surtido general de mercancia
secas. Importaciones directas de los princi
paIes centros fabrics de Inglaterra, Francia
Alemania, Espana, Suiza, Belgica, Holanda .
Estados unidos de America.
Vontas exclustvamente al por mayor.
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TO RNO

NoTAs;-En su vaje dc ida recibira el vapor
en- Puerto Rico los dias l3 de cada mes la carga
pasajerosqu que para los puertos del Mar Caribe,
arriba expresados, Pacitico, conduzca el correo
que sale de Barcelona ell % y de Cadiz el 30
En- su viaje de regreso, entregara al correo
que sale de Puerto Rico ell dia 10, la carga y
pasageros que conduzca procedente de los pner-
tos del Mar Caribe y ell Pacitico, para Cadiz y
Barcelona.
En- la tpoca de cuarcntenas, . sea desde L.
de Mayo al 80 de Sctiembre, Sc admite carga
para Cadiz, Barcelona Santander, pero pasa-
jeros, solo para ell dltimo puerto.
Para mas intormes sns agentes.
Sobrinos de Ezquaaga.
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DR.. EzEQUIEL D. MARGARY
CIRUJANO DENTISTA
DELLA UNIvERsIDAD DE MARYLAND (E. U)

Ha alberto su laboratorio dental en-
la casa ndmero 2l, calle de San Justo,
donde Sc promote dejar complacido d
todos los que lie favorezcan con sn con-
fianza, y sobre todo, exforzarse para
que sus trabajos Sc coloquen a la altu-
ra de etodas las classes y poslciones So
ciales.-Horas de consulta: de s d IL
lie la manana Y de II 5 de la tarde.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1883-08-29

L I N Z "A
DE vAPoBEs coRREos EsPAN0LEs
entire Liverpool y Puerto-Rioo.

Los vapores de esta Empresa
destinados a dicho servicio SON
los siguientes:
Puertoriqneio, captain Ciri6n.
Bortnquen captain G&rate.
Mayagaez captain Gondra.
Nueoo Ponce captain Mendesona.
Humacao, capitan Izsguirse.
Despachandose uno Ell 25 de cada
mes, veces con escala en- Santana Or.
Para otros pormenores dirigirse & los
sefores White Forman y Co. Liver
pool, Sobrinos de Ezquisgs, San. Juan
Pto.-Rico, Kraemer y Co Mayagties
Muller, Hingelberg Forfar J Go. Ponce
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CAJAS De TRESILLO.

Sc han recibido en- la Imprenta del BoLE
TIN
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CASA De PupILos
GALE SAN JOSE Ne 45.

La que suscribe ofrece una espacio-
sa y ventilada casa d los padres de ia
milia que tengan ni1os estudiando ell
Institute; dedicada va de algdn ITEM
po al Guido vigilancia de los j6yenes
estudiantes puede asegurar que serA
una verdadera garantia para los pa
dres que quieran conferirle eIcnidado
de aquellos mediante una m6dica PEN
sion.
Para mejor seguridad pueden; infor-
marse de los mismos Sres. empleados
del referido colegio.
Puerto-Rico, Agosto 6 de 1885,
Ma Rosario, Vd. de Danobeitia o.
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n nfo hasta dos amos gratis. Los ninos has
amos medic pssaje. Los dcmas pasae entero
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vIjANDE & co.
FoRTALEzA 81.

venden una psrtida de Brandy en- cajas de
II botellas marca f DEssANDlEB & Co. 81
ca1as
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VICENTE SCHWAB.
s "A S r R E - e p A R / S.
(Calle de la FortaIe1a, .treats Ia Zaragosana)

Tene guo pacipar amigos yoedores
Is haber recdo dmos
ado~ gterr Frnc Aenanl complete vaiado surto do
profession los cuae admiar
mas ii sn nmelorae ad especial guso que
CONVICTION que Laa persona dldo que
t0o general
esabcmeLo convencean de veraead de h
Al tempo que gnen honae 6rden
conic6n de prend
eaudad possible preco nmelorabe de geneo
Ia perfection soidez de 50 construction, o.
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Tn pasaje en- l.. Camara.. ara.................. s 81
Tarya de Hetes para New- York

Cafe, A z,icar, Mieles etc., segdn convenio
especial con los agentes, ibres de capa.
LA MAS BARATA RUTA para europa VIA
sEw-YoRK con opci6n permanecer en- dicho
punto los pasajeros todo el tempo que juz-
guen oportuno.
Sc dan conocimiento y boleta d. pasajes
directos para Europa, Canada y Boston, y 1
todos los puertos donde tocan, los vapores de
la Inca, los cuaes estan on conexi6n con
otras linear de vapores para los puntos ex-
presados.
BOLETA DIRECTA PARA EUROPA.
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Alfonso HRRMANos.

s. Juan, P. r., Agosto l3bde 1883.
Muy Sr. mio:
Refriendome Ia circular que pre-
cede, pongo en- conocimiento de Y. haber
esiabIecido una casa mercantil que gi-
rara en- en- esta plaza bajo mi solo NOM
bre, la cual Sc dedicara 3 los mismos
negocios que Ia extinguida de
ALONSO HERMANOS.
Comunicole la vez, haber conferido
poder d mi dependiente Don Bernardo
Fontela para que me represente en-
mis- negocios.
Suplico v. Sc sirva tomar nota de
las firmas al pie, y esperanto merecer
la mislna confianza, anticipo las gra-
cias, suscribiendome muy Z sus drde-
mes atento s. s.
Q. B. s. M.
96 SERArIN ALFONSO.
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M. T.. villaverde, cap. Jaureguizar
PuertO.RicO. CAPTAIN BeniteZ.

Dcseosa la Compahia de dar mas ampltud
csta Inca, ahriendo comunicaciones entire el
mayor nGmero possible lie pucrtos Ia tornado
ei 4iguente itncrario que sera servido por los
vapores arrlba exprcsados
Wales DE La HABANA A COLON.
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LAPERLAANlI- -CASTRILGlCA
DEL DOCTOR DELGADO.
Cara los sadeciWtsN1os ~ sm&~nr.


Medication eiicaz contra las afeccioaes de,
estomago, sea dolor, acedia q vinagres, v,,ni-
tos despues de las comida; inapentecias, debi-
idad estoinaeai, saburras, disenteria, J "a GO
neral para todas aqueias molestias qus rsvslsn
malas digestiones, sean q no dolorosas
Para mayores datos dirigirss Il
DEPosiro.--Sevilla; III autor, Fsrmasia Gle.
bo: Tetuan, 20.
En- Puerto Rico, Srss. Lsdssna Hae. 10
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LI\Ei DE- COLON ! lNTILLiS

combinadd con la Trdsaddntca de Ia misma
Conpddia tdmbien CON las del F'errocarrii
de Panama y cdpores de Ia Costa del Sur y
N0rte del Pacifco
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CIRCULAR.

s. Juan, P. R., Agosto Is de 1883.
Muy Sr. nuestro:
De mdtno convenio queda disuelta Ia
sociedad mercantil que ha girado en-
esta plaza bajo la raz6n de
ALFONSO HERMANOS,
quedando su liquidation & cargo del
socio Don Serafn Alfonso por compra
que ha hecho q Don Ricardo Alfonso de
la parte que lie corresponds, segtn
Escritura pdbllca de esta fecha,
Damos a V nuestras mas expresivas
gracias por la confianza que NOS ha dis
pensado y rogandole La haga extensive
d nuestro successor, quedamos s. s.,
@. B. s. M.
Alfonso HERMAsos.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-30
A Naughty Philadelphia Parrot IFrnrn Enrnav,s Prograss


 In one of the prettiest streets of West Philadelphia is pretty girl who is the owner of bright and talkative poll parrot. A few mornings since the lady stood at the window drinking in the pure, crisp air. Polly's cage hung in the same embrasure, but the lace curtain made it scarcely distinguishable from the outside. On the opposite side of the street sauntered two young bloods enjoying their after-breakfast cigarettes. Admiring glances were cast towards that window and that pretty girl, when suddenly they were startled by clear ''Good morning. gentle men!" They had not seen the rosy lips move, but, of course, it was the divinity" who had spoken no one else was about. The youths saw the opening to delightful filtration and were just considering Ehe next move, when the voice spoke again; this time, 'sWouldn't you like to kiss me, gentle men ?" fell upon their astonished ears. Wouldn't they though, and nasty strides were being made in the direction of the charming face and winning voice, when the lady hastily drew aside the curtain, disclosing mis- chievous polly in the gorgeous cage, who continued to call after the disappointed youths as they disappeared down the street, 'FWon't you kiss me? Do; ha ha ha ]"
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-30
BONA EIDE.

A guarantee of good faith-giving church SIC, 0,OcO.-Patck.
 The Universal Peace society is soon to hold meeting in Philadelphia. It is under stood that the United States navy will be come member of the society Indianapolis Neaos.
 The increased tendency to play chess by telegraph suggests our intimating that it wouldn't be bad idea to have prize fights and cooking mains conducted in the same way.-R0me Sent5Del.
 Why is it that little country like France is in proportion to resources, so much richer than America ?-ErchGnge. Guess it must be because Frenchmen sell American women bonnets.-Broodlyna St0r.
 A Boston young lady of wealth and posi- tion has astonished society," by cutting and making her own wedding dress She also intended to make her own wedding cake, but the board of health interfered. d.-PhiEGde9pbi Neaos.
 Do you think minister would object to emitting the word ''obey' from the marriage service ?-EdSth. If he ever studied rhetor- ic he certainly would not. Rhetoric teaches that superfuous words should always be omitted. Philadelphia Nescs.
 The lass of Kyle: While Robert Burns was at Moffat once, with Clarke, the composer, the poet called for bumper of brandy. "Oh, not bumper" !" said the musician, 1T prefer two small glasses" 1.-Two glassesI' cried Burns; ''why, you are like the lass in Kyle, who said she would rather be kissed twice bareheaded than once with her bonnet on" London Society.
 In Chicago school recently the children were asked to give sentence with the word ''capillsry." A little girl wrote, 1T sailed the ocean in a capillary" When asked what she meant by that, she turned to Webster's die tionary and triumphantly pointed out this definition: Capillary, a fine vessel" Fur ther investigation showed that more than 20 scholars had made the same blunder.
 "when ?" asked the superintendent, fixing his eye on the teacher of the young ladies Bible class, "when does man most keenly and fully and conscientiously recognize and realize his own utter nothingness ?" And the young man, who had led himself to the altar only two short weeks ago, blushed pain fully and said, with faltering voice, 'sWhen he's being married. .''-BurEingto Haa0keye
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-30

like breaking blow drawed by twenty yoke of oxen. held on to his tail and he scratched: We hadn't got in the ground more'p two hundred feet when the storm struck us. But Bose kept scratchfn'. let to let up, which he did, the surprisedest dog you ever seed because he hadn't caught up with the rat. got back to the top of ground, went to Laramie and started the story that
 HAD FOUND CAVE. I made $100, GOO by showin' tourists that cave, but lost it all in speculatin' in mines"
 As the miner turned to look at Jim, that individual rushed out of the corral ordered his horse, and the last seen of him he was going out of town on dead run.