The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-11-18
Sundry Shafts Of Sarcasm Shot AZ inc
Society SITTER.
Movements Of the Mexican MllofoS-
Characteristic Chicago Chlcaneiy'
The Warning Executives Latest fnase
of the Struggle.
Gould Significantly SIlent-MIsc'lla0y'

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mind having lain some months iailow, IL
re.lurnished complete win r. sp'onuen' ""' II
iectiyss graceful slm'les Nl'' '''
mo r. n rising grAnGly 10 ~, "',H "'!
renuiTemeuts and under the elevatlhs anu
inspiring influence Of his gracefully iounu
ed sentences, his readers are mace 20 reVeI
In a world which IL ever illuminated by the
"softened glare" of 'smilax-enlwned can
delahra.r which, falling upon the snowy
shouldersn of smiling debutantes" and
the malurer charmA OF stately dowugers.'
owes "eclaLn 10 the notable social occh,
slon.r Tnis is about tho kind OF stun
which the morning papers are now serving
up cd nauseum to thelr teauvls, ,, an'y OF
wonderful Ieopie, these society edltoti
az they call themselves. Generally OF the
feminine gender, they usually combine
with the literary sraces | have iaintly al
tempted to describe the sell Professionalism
10 call Il cheek--Ot ionr male repOrterS'ahu
a capacity of making ana keeping mnuey
annerlor 10 that OF whole editorial anu To-
oai stslr They seldom stay in harness
moro Than A couple OF seasons and wueh
one resigns 10 live upon her money, there
invariahIv arises from amystetl0u9 some
Sheye outside of regular journalism, sue
cessor. She is always, when lirst discovered,
fourd TO be arrayed in seeuy toilet OF an
Gent clothes ana armed with u gorgeous
4 tocg OF brand-new adieGtives; at the close
and her supply OF adlectiyes Is woeluliy
inc wDrse for wear. DO not ask me how she
IA ,nages upon q salary Of Bl5 per week to
make a fortune Ia two seasons, For M
formation upon this subject apply TO the
anxious parents whose daughteis Oegih-
ming to show the aging influences OF sunury
unsuocesslul campaigns, receive puOllc re-
inyrnatlon at the hands OF the society edit
ress. ia IL not worth something to invest IA
nasse maiden OF 80 odd with the fresh en-
chantments OF the debutantuA who come
mo smiling each season and are iostling her
into the threatening gulf ahead OF aged
and hopeless virginiiy2 OF course II is, and
after all can we very severely Dl1me the
soristy editrcss because she Retsill
The social shames OF big city would DO
thoroughly amusing II they were not so
positively disgusting, AS the result OF u
careful research found this morning that
on Inc night OF big ball every diamond
dealer In The the city has his golfers minus
It's gems but Increased by mighty rolls OF
greenbacks and collections OF handsome
gnecks which have been left rs security for
ihe diamonds which they have rented out
for the OCCASION. One deaer last season
rented 10 a gentleman In the vinegar bus
ness SIS 600 worth OF gems which Oe used
10 enr,ch the costume In which he attended
masked ball The gentleman deposited
g;eenbacks equal to their value as security
Tor the gems, paid 5000 Tor Their use, ant
hired lhrte private detectives TO attend ~
hail with him as a protection against high
way robb nv, All sorts Of social ad0rn
mrn,s a,e rented out to social aspiGaut
who lack them A Filth street tailor keep
$50 dress cunts ia stock lely Tor the pur
pose vt renting them at Is night hlsin
come from this source on tue mani IN
last Yelled Prophets BAN YVES SloO A
the costumes have handsome bait dressr
f.,. lar hV
TO SO each, according to their richness an
value, The hair dfessera part With the
wigs for an evening lor VI and theordinar
10 eelers will supply lady with hau,
sumo set or gentleman with 4 un5 go
watch aud chain for 81 90. AM ~ On q
through, borrowed plumes Of all kin'
can be mad for price provldet good sec
rity. generally the cold cash, put NJ ~
guarantee that the goods will berelurned
good shape the next morning.
The Chihuahu ans are having good lin
and are making very favorable lmpre'
ion. Well.dresst d handsome ,dlgnihed, th'
bear all the external evidences otweal
and culture. ] was on the hoor OF u
exchange when they arrived TO vls,t ia
turbulent center OF trade. Suddenly I
shout went up, The MeXiCans are c u
ing Al Englishman who was stan II
bv turned pale aud, clutching the arm
the exchange member who had introduc
him upon the nnnr, gasped lorlh, ~
here, how is thisV Mexioantl Are tn
LOOSE or tied9" When he saw the body
quiet and distinguished looking gentlen
enter, escorted by the leading citizens OF
Louis n, hogan TO find, once more, Il
after all there IL some little civil cation
be- found outside the circle oi Bond str
and Piccadilly. The MexcOns are du
the city thoroughly and enjoying the
selves Chicago tried TO get them and
tually put up JOB ON We excursion wa
mined Vt stealing II bodily AZ Kansas Z
and running II Lp to the wicked city
line tail end OF the regular Chicago 4 Al
train The design was frustrated. how
or. and we have the delegation OF dts
gushed foreigners all to ourselves.
The police muddle IL MS complicated
ever and a. It would take At least Two
ums tn fully explain the situation u
leave You in ignorance OF the status OF
cutdliug municipal drama, When the c
tain last fell IL did 81 At the close Of an
during which The heavy Williams otthe y
the gamblers ring police commission
managed to perfect y plot, Matched at
"a lge by the governor OF the state wi
was to Put them IN iul possession OF
lice machinery here. AS should happe
all well.rrgulaled molodramas
b-Ouaht their schemes 10 CLIMAX vi
promised To leave the other side no pei
stand upOn when, suddeuly, The hero OF
play, Mayor ENng, reveals COPY Of 50
body a comp ndium Ut parliamentary
quotes from " In establishment oi mo
point, and cheokmates his organized An
onist, who Nrithe In imheolle rage "
the curtain falls to the plaudits OF all
c.iiEpnS, IL "a n very INTEREST," Z
which Is NOW going on IN municipal cl
here, bur | rauuOt hope 10 give any Id
what will happen next, not 70 met
what he linai outcome OF the ehlr VII
II Is earnestly hoped mere that, NJ
good books and plays, the williams vii
ally be published aud the ylrtuouS pnpl
b. awar led with the boon, that OF h
local government, Tor which they are
king such y gallant struggle.
Jay Gould mas come and gone and th
all thus tar that oin be said about the
ings OF the great railroad king.
Bllly Hobbs The irrepressible railroo
porter OF the Posl.Dlspatch, acknosl,
iueiully that this time my friend
positively Insisted up IN being strictly
oommitlal.
"oA, yes. he was pleasant enough, -
explained.
Jay is always agraeable--to met
could yet nothing out OF him, thai IL
nothine that would interest people
ther al ID hlasp
When Buy rIobba acknowledges
much, II IA useless Tor me to pretend
can throw any light upon the very
esing subject ot what IN so tVuaci
locked no "a ne brain VI he big raiir,
OF he southwest
John MoUuuough, the irlgedlan
General sherman, the s,ldler made q
pleasing spectacle ms they shook hand
SUNDAY evening across thu cushioned
otan ymyie theatre box The Il
wasin uvening dress. the actor in the
tune OF Brutus, aud tho hearty gre
between the two was The noteworthy
uraot tho Mccullough reception
proved 70 be quite tame uifhr. RI
are thick. that the trage Ian has
serions relapse, and Ia Ia the hands o
scinns who strongly advise him TO
work for month M laast His maj