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The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

HAE-FEvER- have been a Hav-Fever
sufferer for three years; have often heard
Ely's Cream Balm spoken Of in the highest
terms. 1 used T., and with the most won
derful success. I. S. GEER, Syracuse, NY.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Our of sight, out of mind, as the dis
tressed wife remarked when she saw her
husband coming home from a night out
with the boys.--- Chicago Herald.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26
A QUEEN OF THE STAGE.

pd KErT On en- draught-the blast furnace
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26
DR. r. ". PIrRcE. BuFaIo. n. g:

DR.. R. Y. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear
SiF-For many months / was a great suf-
ferer. Physicians could afford me no re-
lief. In my despair commenced the use
of your +" Favorite Prescription" IG speedi-
ly effected my entire and permanent cure.
Yours thankfully,
MRS. PAUL r. BAXTER, Iowa City, Ia.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

LoGIc is logic, and it does not follow
that Noah brewed beer in the ark because
the kangaroo went on board with hops
ChicaqO Tribune.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

MURDERS are plenty,n said Mr.. Fitz-
noodle, as he laid down the evening paper.
- Z Is, sighed Mrs. F., people are being
murdered now who were never murdered
before. p Chicago Netos.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

INVENTORS HAND Book REE.-Just out.
How great fortunes have been made. His
tory OF INVENTIONS; valuable to all who read
and think Orderit by postal card N w
Fitzgerald, Solicitor, Washington. D. 8.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

WHy. are hens immortal? Bocause their
sons never set. Why have they no here
after2 Because they have their necks
twirled in this.-G0ldea DagS.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

ELM GROVE, N. Cdr. G.. N. Robertson
says: . prescribe Browns Iron Bitters
and find it all it is recommended to be.'s
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Wells "Rough on CorIls.o I5c. Ask for "a
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

500 REV ARD viii be paid for any case Of
chills that CIETLLARINE viii not cure. Try it.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

NERVOUS debility, the curse of the
the action Of Browns Iron Bitters.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Skinny Men. {" Wells Health Reviewers
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

WoAFAN's sphere-The darning-balI In
fact, many a woman fears it.-BoSton
Times.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

KEoKUK, IowA.-Dr. e. f. Fuller saws.
: 4 have used Browns Iron Bitters in nv
own family with excellent results.n
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Singing, irritation, ali Kidney and Blad-
der Complaints cured by ''Buchu-Paib . 81.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

A LAUGHING stock-A collection Of good
jokes Boston Courier.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Don't Die in the House. Rough on Rats
clears out rats mice, flies reaches, bed-bugs. I5c
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

A HoG may be considered a good nathe-
matician when 10 comes to square root
Tennessee Contributor.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. $50
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

A SWAIN who is counting girl and try
ing to please the old man at the same time
is said to be very par ticker in his atten-
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

RUSSIA Salve is the universal remedy for
burns scalds, cuts. bruises and flesh wounds
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

A DELAWARE man keeps his favorite
in freeze peach
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Oh. PIERCE's Golden Medical Diseov-
purify the blood and cure constipation.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

"A PITTSBURGH cTofhfer advertises aCSentss
Refrigerator Clothing.o The outfit proba-
bly, includes nice chest protector.zF'i Pitts
baFgh Telegraph.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26
Glenn,s suInhur soan

Is recommended for salt-rheum, itch, scald
head, impetigo or any other skin eruption.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

AnEWTQ make money selling our Family Aiedl-
AH3F-tH ~ cineB; no capital required. STANDARD
~ sis y CURE CO.. I97 Pearl St. NEW YORK.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

HAY FEvEn. can recommend EIvss
Cream Balm to all Hay Fever sJIffgrerx- *
IS, in my opinion, sure cure. | was ~.
hicted for % years, and never before fnuY1d
sure relief. ". II. HAsKINs, MarshfeIql VI.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

IF You are bilious, take DR.. Pierce's
IS Pleasant Purgative Pellets" the original
q Little Liver Pills. or all druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

No time ehouid be
lost II tho stomach,
liver and bowels are
Effected, TO adopt tho
sure remedy. IIostet-
ter's Stomach Bitters.
Diseases OF the organs
named begct others
far more serious. and
a delay is therefore
hazardous. Dyspcp-
STA. liver complaint.
chllls aud fever, carly
rheumatic twingea.
kidney W kness,
bring serious bodily
trouble iffriflcd With.
Lose no time IN using
this effective and safe
medicine.
For sale by all
Druggists and Dcal-
crs generally.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26
HArAnnI EYS GREAT RALM

AERRH6A Pistols, 3d., at Wholesale Rates.
HNEHMNAA 4 Good 2 Shot Revolver 81 90.
FEHEHW u Fine Twist Guns @1O.S5, &C &c
aHkH WN send for new Price List r r. he.
= Good Agents Wanted Address
Asa Alterd q Co., No 1l6 W Haltos St. Baltimore I'D
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

S5tn d Aa e s9s o sagf Fe Eanth as
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26
WTsE's Axle Grease never gums.

Flies, reaches. ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by ''Rough on Rats. ''IJc.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

WHY is conscience like the strap on an
omnibusf Because it's an inward check
on the outward man.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

WHWFEN AGENTS to solicit ordersfor cur por-
VHtH I'll traits. We make enlarged copies from
small pictures By and beautiful methods Send for
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

eAfeE a MONTH and BOARD for To &c five
SAhNgh Young Men or Ladies'. in each comfy. Ad
SgS&D dress r. ". zIEGLER d CO., Chicago, ~.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

IL your norses have sore shoulders,
scratches, cuts Of. open sores of any kind,
sse Stewards Healing Powder,
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26

Send Sc to A. W. HnmIIton a. Co.. Ann Arbor.
- Mcha for Dr. ChaHe's Family Pslyscian sells fast
Afenr@ wanted. WatsOn's Interest Tables SIS. g o.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-07-26
EDUCATIONAL.

A I'LL SEMINARY, Lexington Mo None hut beat
"a girls wantcd. Oatal0gue. J. a. QUARLEs. ID ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
NEW VOL. lS--NO. AZ.

uggestive-looking rope dangling from
one OF the saddles.
Poor Frank hGstencd 10 find Charlie.
She found him sitting iisconsolately on
the back porch.
"Why, Frank, what In The world arc
you doing up here!"
"Oh, Charlie, have you sold thSt mine
yeti Am too late 2"
TOO late ior what? Sold it? no, and
don't bclieya can. That man Bonn sent
his money up by express and roA'l agent
got away with the stage Tonight, and the
money went with 1t. don't bciicve he'll
risk another thousand on played-ous
mine.h
"0h, goodie" criel Frank, "I'vo got
horo In time. Road agent? Oh, that Ia
too rich. Oh dear, oh dear, shall dc
and Franks voice ended IN a high squesk
of laughter.
"Erank, Frank !. what is the matter?
What do you know about the roai
agents
Frank was holding to her sides in de-
spsir of stopping hNr irrcprsssibln lHngh.
aRosd agent. There waen'. any :oad
agent tall. stopped tho stage 10 gc'
on, and tho driver threw box ut ni-o-,'
y"What does this mean, Frsukg Tell
,me. Whit were yom doing on the roads NJ
tlss time Of night, all aloncr'
1t took her long i.mo TO get tho story
out, bu, che did, while Charlie stood with
Lis mouth open Wide enough to represent
his played-ou. claim with 100000 IN
sight."
No sooner had Frank told her stcry than
he caught her in his Grms, ana wltha wild
shout, "You lAtln darling, You shall have
every cent OF it,"
About two hours nftcrward q lilo of dis
,o0nsolatc. diSgustcd horsomcn wcnded
their way up 10 the tavern, wiIhs "sug-
gestiYo rope dangling from one OF the sad
dies" and box containing $1,000.
1t Is suiliciunt to relate that Charlie did
not sell his 80 900 IN sight, but on the
contrary recriyedH BIuch larger sum, sut-
ltiiciant, In fact, to make him ahapp'cs msn
| financially Gnd fundamentally. When
! enough of the story was told Ia the BAT
room Ia account for the stopping OF The
stage, Black Pctc had 10 provide FOR =
! smile all around, with u continucndo.
Los AngeIOS RtcreGtion.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
The Fool Hath Said.
"Thnre is no God An easy thing
For any fool TO say.
The fool hath said IL IN MS heart

There Is no God An easy thing
For any fool TO say.
The fool hath said IL n MS heart
This psny and many day.
prove this and TINT ;" the fool demands.
Explain eternityi
Reveal TO me TINT awful form
Which mortals cannot sec!'
Uf microscope and telescope
The limits We can find.
The limit OF the humnn eye.
The limit OF the mind.
What we perceive "a oil that ID,
The soddon fool insists,
Dcycnd tho limits OF our ken
Nothing a. oil exists
But any fool must stiil adIaitr
Ifany fool reflects,
That there arc many things unknown
Except by theiI eIects.
We do not know tho life within
The morost blGde OF grass.
Nor can wo see tho vagrant winds
lhat lightly come Gnd pass.
Nor form nor slzo tho lightning hos,
No only feel the stroke.
An unseen fOrco, We hold and bind
Ana tamo IL TO our yoke
W. mortale boas, cf whHt We know.
Exalting reasons throne.
While there is far beyond our G2Cch
an iunu!to unknown.
Thc Iossona OF eternal space
The fool takes not 20 heart.
And al tho Cndloss universe
lie gauges by pnrt.
fho could pass HIS narrow bound,
And freely range abroad,
lie must confess that al no secs
Are but effects Of God.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
IN KID GLOVES

We take tie lead aud intend TO keep 1t up. Black
Mosquctairc only 50 cents, colorc1 do. Is cents,
81 and sl.25; Genuine Jouvin, Shook Foster
patent only 81; aud button do. in all shades
and at oil prices. In Corsets we can't be beaten
by any. win giyn YOU good CORSET for so cents
up TO the best IN l.adcs', CGidrcI's and Mcn's
Hose at any price you may ask for. Ladies Hose
5, 10, 10 srd q cents up To the best Mems Half
Hose for 5 cents up. Our stock OF button9 ia
complete, all styles shupes and prices. Wil
give you l2 dozen buttons for 5 cents. Ladies'.
Mems and Childrcn's uandkcrchicis in Gii colors
I'D nll nricna
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
Fertilizers.

ON hand for the spring crops tho Old reliable
I OZelrs Ammon!atcd Bone SupcrphUsl lhatc
OF Limo, standard and permanent fcrti!izvr.
well adapted to the corn crop. For sale by
J. :. MELVIN DufiiClda
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
TNE GOLDEN
OPPORTUNITY
OF THE SEASON.
GREAT BARGAINS IN DRY GOODS.
GRAND ARRIVAL OF OUR
NEW SPRING STOCK.

We have now open for your inspection n care
fully selected and very desirable assortment OF
elegant now styles for the Spring of 1883. Dress
Goods, new spring styles and said by oil 10 be
extremely pretty aud desirable. A great effort
has been made 10 have this department complete
and attractive. We have them at Il, IL, Is. ~,
25 30 cents up to tho best in all colors and styles
We have complete line OF Black Goods Our
IS cent Cashmeres can't be beat. IN
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21

Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, Gossamsrs
and Gents Furnishing Goods, at
crock Bottom Prices"
We treat all alike, and pay particular attention
ta children who are sent 10 US by their parents.
We mean wha. We say, and do not say more than
va mean to carry out.
Although Tue Little Man" does not blow SO
loud as some of the larger folks, they feel him Ct
they dea@ hear him), for he is wide awake and
still ahead.
His line of Mems Wear cannot be eXcelled, and
the prices within the reach of all. Give him o
call and save money. Don't forget the place.
VI. E1NSTEIN,
1.-THE Little Man Around the Corner"
No. B. ". Potomac St., HagerstowD.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
Murder in Clothing.

"Tbe Little Man around the Corner" has slaught
cred the prices in
Clothing, Boot, Shoes, Hats, trunks,
and Gents Furnishing Goods.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
WHITE GOODS.

Our White Goods Department Is better than
the town has ever known In white and colorcd
quilts we bayc good assortment.
In mons and boys CASSIMERES we arc H!i
Q. K. CottonaGcs at l21I, Is, IS, ~, aud 20 cts.
IN Kentucky Jeans we defy the Inru that made
tacin. We have them from 10 cents Up 20 the beat.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
BLACK SILK

We defy competition. Dress GinEhams in ole
gan. STYLES and patterns. Domestic Ginghams AT
Z. (. and 10 cent In blrachcd and brown Mas
lin We take the lead; 5, g, and ccnts, up to the
best. IN shecing and bed. ticking we can giyo
you anything you want Crash for towel, 3, g.,
and 10 cCnia,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21

A Vermont man BET neighbor that lac
couldn't walk half mile without looking
70 the right or lest, and Just ~ the man
started on his walk, set two dogs 10 ight-
ing sbont half way down The track, aud
won his money rs easily - could De.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
COAL! COAL !!

7 AM now fully prepared to furnish ali
l kinds of the very best quality of coal.
Red andWhitc Ash, Nut, Stove, and Egg
also Cumberland Lump and Run of Mine.
Guarantee quality and prices to be as
good and low as can be bought. All orders
left at the store or warehouse will receive
prompt sttention. Your orders solicited.
G.. r. HODGES.
Sept. 80, 1882.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
RDSTOWN JEFFERSON COUNTY, VIRGINIA. SATURDAY, JULY d. 1883

cred at the little cabin in which was
placed the telephone, and gave vent 10
their pent-up feelings by, not n free fight,
but free interchange of gossip with tho
residents OF the camps above and below
them on the line OF the wire
Such was their inborn dstestation OF
any man who followed any pursuit which
did not require actual labor with his
hands, and such was their chivalric deYe-
ton to the fair sex, that the management
Of their part Of the telephone was given
to a young lady by the name. OF Frances
Goldsmith.
On the afternoon OF June 50, 1880, Miss
Frank, as she was usually called, sat In
the little telephone Office waiting for the
nightly crowd OF manly sossipsrs to come
IN.
The little roekipg-chaiT In which she sat
went humping to and 10 nelSily ana Ger-
yously on tho pine noor, and the tiny
slippered foot beat e nervous tattoo In
unison with Il
Its too bad, =" she Cried impotuousiy,
IT'S TOO bad for Charlie TO work down N
that old hole in the ground all winter and
then zcll on; for paltyy thousand. And
he's doing it Just so that we can DO mar
rlod this summon, too, and prctty LITTLE
wave OF blood swept over the sweet !cck
and face,
"Hc shan. do t. Charlie don'tknow
anything about mine and nc may have
lit;lo bonan1o and not kuow!t, ius:hcar
,bo j,a,. C; ~ ,,lnt,,p -
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21
Notion Department

Oar Notion Department is complete In Ham
burg Edges, Laccs and Trimmings OF all kinds,
We have the largest stock in Martipsburg and OF
r,rices that cannot be beaten
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-07-21

Tight parts and tight dresses have boil,
gone ont a style. bl.t i, seems a ~ tight
men never nill. ~
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-03-23

strata q fresh water we'll, and as the
beam OF the esgine would work up and
down 1t threw the brine from the one
pit and the fresh water from tue other.
enough fresh wsier 10 boil the brine,
and then immediately in the bill be-.
yond i, rose tier upon tier, vein ppon
vein. of coal, OF which the full car COM
ing down would draw the empty one,
the Goa! emp'ied almost into the furnace
itself, one bushei of coal to produce one
bushei Of salt. one bushel OF coal cost
ing % cents ard ono bushei OF salt iha.
wouId sell for 25 cents and then. a.
still not complete, right BY them flowed
the swift river kanawhs upon " hicl fat
boats could nerlsc.l. aud in the dis.
tauce what should await tacm but The
city of Cincinnati, the grc II pork-paci;-
ing place cf the world. Mir. CASSIDY
turned to c aud said: 'iiayar,l, the
trst Napoleon was great engineer. but
ha never could have arranged anything
Ike his There Never was, In my
Judgment, apicture OF Cots bounty so
nervc'ously spread for human euioy-
meC, as there WAS in the valley of shat
river, and IN this very Industry OF ma
king salt. Every facility. every mates
rial. aud the market of all markets di-
rectly ct their hand. Yet, with all that,
AMI NJ That time, the ina "a OF those salt
wells were idle {; their Projectors were
pail in or'!er to be lille; ia order that
by Diminishing The supply, the supply
could he enauuced.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-03-23
ALASKA. W. Va. March l6. SO.

Mr.. MISUNDERSTANDING just re.
turned from teaching four months
term oi school, IN your county, thought
l would write YOU short commune
cation. Ills was the first time we
ever Taught IN hampshire county, and
we must say that d more kind or pleas.
ant people we never mot. Having q
school II which the average daily at
tendance WAS more than thirty, we OF
course were kept busy, yet we never
spent 81 rle;santer time '.Teacil;ng
Young IDEAS how TO shoot The ~.
pills are int5lllgcnt and courteous. aud
treated Their teacher with II great deal
oi re- cct. lAar the many acts OF kind
mes, toNed by both patrons and
scholars we desire, through the me-
din"l OF your excellent paper, TO ex.
press uGr thahas.
Although fac people are generally
III favor OF popula: education. yet
ilcro is iii many localities, Il serious
,.,aNbacl: 10 tue school work, and that
results from the fact that the school
houses are insufficient for the work for
which they are intended. Crowd 40
or % pupils iSl,oa small house With.
on any app.,n} us. and NO TEACHER,
be he ever so seIl qualified. can do
FIRST class wor!l isnt we fl:in,s tile
good people oil HampsLire see their
mistake in this s}feadgfn Nail Ycssl-
Il.y take sterri I'd re;LieNc e1A,ss D!
tine 4 81.
Now. as lie ,najorisy OF h Schools
vii! soon comelio close, we think il
Would i'a u !,,uaaac act on the part
1l parents, and justice 20 the children,
II Z. co.Hpetan, joachor would be en-.
pIoYed and u school kept np IN ea"h
Eeiei,borhool for, at least, three
noaths longer II tic school term
was six months instead OF four, az is
u0Y the case, What grand results coJld
hc attained f! Lee tie people, the u.el!
OF to-day. girc more time, attention
auI money 10 tie cause OF education,
and our country will soon be in a
more prospe fous condition for it Is
q we'll established fact that as edoca-
zion advances. crime Of all chari ctcrs
dimiuiSdes. And further, the siaOIli.
& OF a country j. measured. 10 great
'S'"nt.bv the interest il takes ia cdu-
calonal matters. Money may leave
Us but an investment IN education al
wave pays the best interest l. ia,
therefore, lrvcst more literally in cd
ucaijonalInatler and the succeeding
generations vii baui our names dow
90 poslcri'' ~ benefactors Of great
AID noble .use Most respectfully,
HOWARD j. WAGONER
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-03-23

Too Violate Bel. Co, Marshall, Mob
will send DR. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Violate Belts & Electric Appliances on
rial for thirty days 20 mco ,youue OF
ODD wbo are afflicted with Nervous o.
hiiity. Lost Vitplity and k.1dreI
troubles guarsu.eeiag speedy ami
COmyleto restoration Of hcalIl and
manly v.gor. AiiTees 80 above -. q.
so risa IS iacg'rsia tu.rty days tria
is cIowsd.
lemonade which IS intended for a
sick peffon should be STAINED. ~
IS particularly necessary 81 Der. is a..
l-ouulc vita t.e st1mlg1. a. tsa ,1ul.
hbrcs Of tie .cmon are Lari - liys.t
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-03-23
FLO AEGNC+5.

A Potts county. Mo, Woman is
the mother OF Fifteen girls, all livi {.
When they all march home from
church Sunday nights, accompanied
Ly thcr bcau,, tic procession Is pie.
sure que udPalpitafiug A Lynch
burg firm has received Az order for o
to. of smo Inc tobacco direct from the
Sultan ct Turkey. II is said that IT.
sci lrer isI1w b-.ag Lrewcd iiOm
potatoes DO not utter that
unkinl wod--uo OF. IS benefited
'hcroby Men fear old age without
being s1rc OF reaching ito" Most Of
our comforts grow NJ Between cross
cav are t:ouJlcs ike babics2
Because they got bigger by nursing
WHY are military officers 'lIc most
u"inc<y OF men? because ilcy are
always in some mess or other
Stamps ON bank checks will he aDol q.
i-hcd after tie let of July Eoxt....
a chime oftwclve bells has been sue
cessfui'y cast in Baltimore for Cen.
tensry Church IN Richmond Mr.
II y Fuzhugh, ofGlOdccster CO.. Va.
suy1red iiican PC a. of wool from
one ,dcep fourteen months oil -----
Among the thug taken py burglars
uum au Illinois mini er's house
ere box ui tobacco, -.S bodies of
Wliskec, ana g pistJ,
4Hu can't set happiness out OF wrong
9oins ANY moro than you can zee, wool
oy sHoaring hydraulic rap.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-03-23

The agricultural fIures of The United
States census of 1880 are Of huge pro-
portions .loye they arc:
Number os farms a. QnS. 90 :
Acres OF improved land. phi, IA .oi2
Value OF farms ....$iO, 1877 .O96 ZIG
Value Of implements. 80. ..40G $40 o55
Value OK live stock .....l 500. t6i coo
Valne Of farm products -, 2l3. 4o2. 564
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-03-23

Gen. Tnos. +. FAuyTLxeoY. The dis
tinguished United States Cavalry officer
before the war. and a Confederate Gen
ersl. lives in Berryyil!e. Va, is nearly
ninety years old and in feeble health,