, 1883-08-18
6aaheaaa.
A. Iowa doesn't owe dollar. sic ought
b change her name.


70 change her name.
Statistics show that the toy pistol is
more fatal Than the cyclone.
Tho Lily says abe will take baak to
England ei00,00 Oscar will 90 Wilde
, whsn he learns Of thia
Two one-armed men applauded in
Stockholm theatre BY slappins their re-
naming hands together.
A passion play is to be produced at En-
sssid. smsa village near San Francisco.
It y said, q a summer attraction next
ysar.
A South Carolina Baptist church con-
.ains in its old 5fscord the expulsion Of a.
-ec,.n fcrH'doins too much talking in
ths nsiehborhood-"
In . Massachusetts, LIQUOR trial the
Court said that if 5 druggist delivered
liquor over . counter in pubic place to
those who called for it, then he kept q
pablic bar.
The Rev. Thomas j. Norris, pastor Of
the Nasareth Primitive Baptist Church in
Aiaoams, went to his church while Ill and
pssaiasd over conference meeting lying
in Q bed
In al parta Of India preaching In the
public squares has been p.actised largely
By Christian missionaries, and they are
nov initiated by both Hindoos and No
hammedan prissta
Placer mining in the old style has been
,svived in San Francisco Gold was dis
covered in digging . cellar, and several
men have since been industriousiy using
pans, at profit of about 50 day.
Headlines of New York paper "a
Thrilling Scene. A Young Lady Sus-
pended from Cornice Six Stories Above
the Pavement. Must have been. We're
they solid oolors or striped2
Philadelphis has found cheap cabs pos
sible. The Reading Railroad Company,
% well - the Pennsylvania, is now run
ming hAnsoms HD3 }Our SheeleEs, and
thsrs are stin othera engaged in the bus
inesa
May . person is willing to be morally
"On color" 80 long as be is not so gilt
edged - to bring the Law upon him. The
boy who is pursuing the elusive cherry
Or the fugscious apple is only sad when
caught BY the fence or the proprietor.
A New York girl has discovered that
squeezing the hands enlarges the knucki's
and spoils the shape. We hate to inform
the fair eIperimenter that squeezing the
WAIST has NO such undesirable effect. IL
fact. the result is quite the opposite.
Bssides the Bsck Bay Park in Boston,
with its costly bridges and viaducts, and
the ornamental embsnkment on ,h.
Charles, the Cambridge side Of tha, rive,
il to be improved by private enterprise to
match il.
BArne', The kentucky evangelist, write,
back IS to Mss Marie, his daughter ano
assistant "She los. her heart in Tenne,-
Zee, and the attachment, which I am
happy to say has my hearties. approval,
abidss in increasing strength"
A Boston r.scal got lifting for while
by hanging around the Post Ofics. pre-
tending " De clerk, aud inducing silly
people to give him the money they wanted
to send in registered letters. lie told
them that under sew rule" they would
get NO receipt.
Thousands Of women are expected to
witness some bycicis races at Springfield.
I'VE wish the affnr to be conducted SO
dsoorously," s.ys the committee, "thst
not . vsrd of objection can be offered on
any score. The proper costume for rae.
ing, both for comfort and appearance, ia
tights. Trunks aud bare legs Are objec.
taonabls."
The split in the Conservative party Of
EaslAnd VA smphasissd by the retire.
msnt Of Mr. Northcote, eldest son Of Sir
Stafford, and two other members from the
Council of Tsslve of the National Con-
ssrvativs Association on the election Of
Lord Randolph Churchill, which was &C.
eonplishsd BY the casting vote Of tie
Chairman, Earl Percy.
"Shov me "A actor and I'll show you q
lov-lired, goddess whelp, SAID member
Of the Salvation Army, preaching in the
Grscian Theatre, London. A p1gilistic
sstor strobe forward and announced him.
self, - be struck . boxing attitude. "E1.
setly %" said the revivaliss; "I'n be .,
good - my word. Here is the actor
shown to mo / Am the lou-lived and
Godlsn uhelp that il in the sight OF
kAvan