Morris tribune., 1883-05-23

axiom.
Mr., Benson, while unloading rail
road iron ,o-Iav bruised one of hi:
fingers - ht:l!.' that amputatlon was
n>ctsSafy.
The paiuter5 have been busy upon
ttoo.l & Rrisbineis new building and
marked Improvement IN the appear
an,.r of that tine structure is the result
II. w. Stone Il Co. have some fine
I Poland China pigs at the Riverside
Roller Mill for sale. Here is an OF
4 po:ttlaitv for farmers To get some OF
the finest variety al pigs To be obtain
e.i 10 breed front
Not long since at Starbuck some in
ganious whisky guzzler" crawled
under the floor of the saloon bored
hole up through and in TO the whisky
barrel thereby draining it Of its con-
tents.
Remember that for one and one fifth
of regular fare one way you can get a
round trip ticket for st. Paul or Min
neapolis to attend the Thomas Festival.
The Festival will open Monday May
2sth.
On his way to Winnipeg Remenyi
will stop in Morris for one evening.
He will only stop at two of the prln-
oipal cities enroute giving Fargo and
other smaller places the go by.
Remenyi makes his instrument sing,
sigh, cry, and weep. No nightingale
in the woods, no bcng0i in the foliage,
gives out more TREMENDOUSLY its notes
to the warm breeze.-Paris Journal.
A cut of the Osborne mower appears
i'm Wolff Il Wells advertisements.
This mower has an excellent reputa-
ton for simplicity, durability and
seryiceabiIity and with farmers it is
becoming quite favorlte.
The United States currency of the
First National Bank of Morris has
ueen received and is now in circula-
ton. The notes are neatly designed
containing the number of the bank in
various places and look decidedly fine.
The knot tying device upon the
deering harvester illustrates the rapid
advance that is being made in the
manufacture ef machinery. SiXpieces
are made to do the work of thirty and
si nj finI
See lad" of l.. w. Leonard & Bro. in
this issue and then go to their office
and note the improvements upon the
machine.
Some OF XIX Morris citizens can APP
,r;,.;ltr tle ft,rce of the remark Of the
Daubury News man when he says that
it is carrying two lengths Of tove-ripe
with two elbows at Opposite angles,
through IL narrow hall, and up a car
psted stair, without dropping SCOT
or Knocking of the plaster, that is fill
Ing n;.f iQnatic asylHms.
Bx request of Geo. Urban we repeat a
sentence In last weeks issue of the TRIB
UNE, where the word 'by'' dropped out
of the devils fingers during his manipu-
lation of BREWER, which should
read as follows: can effort
Is being made by them to in
duce the band to give all occasional
evening concert in the garden" They
will be ready for an appropriate opening
to the public in about week,
T.. w. Curtis express agent here was
made happy yesterday by the an
nouncement from headquarters that
from that time his wages would hc in
creased ten dollars per month. Mr..
Curtiss has attended strictly to busi-
ness been accommodating to all and
has made quick returns during the
time he has had charge OF the office
and now the appreciation of his faith
full work is shown in the substantial
way indicated above.
Good & Brisbine's team are aspir-
ing and are so rapidly working them.
selves into favor with our local para
erapher that III. F. Peters enterpris-
ing teams will soon be forgotten:
Their latest exploit was on yesterday
when they INDUCED in spirited run.
away with load of lumber. They
crossed the track Just where they
ought not to have done SO, spilled the
lumber and made a complete wreck of
the wagons. The worst part If it all is
the injury of one of the horses. We
hope that no evil will ever befall either
of these spirited steeds for in such a
case runaway items will be very
scarce.
No doubt all have heard of the abb
sent minded man on his way to church
who supposing that he had forgotten
his watch took it from his pocket to
see whether he would have time to
return home for it before the opening
of the service or not, and again of the
man who put his umbrella to bed and