The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-06-07
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So thsst
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rived " ssFaicss ior siss ssascn. The out.
lsol 10 very as,i
- iis vbo courts AID goes svsy nsy
lsrs 10 court seoahu DAY bat be- vhc veds
sod coprts girls ssiIi. ms, get tis ceurs
sssIsa hss will
--Ssrersl pages Ia the Aev Jersey legis.
lsiu,s have been arrested for theft This
aA ssrnise po, 70 lss boys associate vilb
old aepssrea poli,acisnA
Az bons~i nsn - the nobless pursuit
~ vomsu. hn, ~hsn sha ovsrtAtes him
shs seaersiiy fpds tbs, he vssni The fsl
los sbs YES looslng Tor
uadsr Green Apple BongLs" 10 Hell.
sn camplseii'. lss, novel This seems 10
Imply smsIl boy aud . good deal 81
upnlls and sIager and things
Like the James boys. Mr.. Jay Gould
dos MOI smoke. drink or play cards II
10 curious 10 how many points these great
operators resemble op- another
III Va well enough 10 dsnonnee trsmps,
sna ssy ihes wont accept positions Just
oasr Que 81 them The presidency d banl
oae. That .oaId be square test.
Pies as,e hack 10 the time Of the Ro.
u4sa.. sud eoae arieinsily from Picsrdy.
n .ms 81 The original pics are said 10 be
still lsa sale at the railroad restaurants
a yoans lady i~ias told a recent
Gre TO keep back or else the hose would
be ,nrnod on her replied; "oh. ! don't
care. They are striped on beth aides any
VAR
A sai-eyed man. ssys Bill Nye. the
other night fell ont OF his bed into the
aisle of Pullman car aud skinned his knee.
he nos claims that he was lame from his
berth
"A Wisconsin man was killed by . cy.l
CLIQUE because he uoullnt go DOM cellar;
bo, insisted on staying above ground to
enjoy seeing his neighbors new barn
blosn 10 flinders.
Somebody substituted pile Of corn
colts for tbs Joughnuts on Vermont
railSay restaurant counter, and they were
aboui two thirds eaten before any body dis.
covered vat had occurred.
Newer Judge a mans good intentions
by bis actions Many man looks upward
10 AVOID 80 avalanche Of snow from some
rooi. OF gets on his knees At bis bedside 10
HINT for missing collar button.
--An Ohio farmer put 500 into an old
10 pot to keep from thieves. aud the very
next day his wife traded II with lin ped.
dIcr for cakecntter The dust won't
settle in thai house for twenty years to
come
Why did Mr. Paryenu give up driving
tandemf Why, lac overheard someone
suggest that he could probably handle
horses easier that way heias used 10 that
s,yi. os ,eam from having handled coal
cart.
They are trying To make sheep rails. |
iDg state Of Virginia. but nobody seems TO
have mncl success al il except the poor
mans dog lie wears fat. contented,
mutiooy look that is very discouraeing TO
tie wool growers
1t IL said that young lady can never
whistle Ia tho presence Of her lover. The
reason is obvious. He doesn't give her
chance. When she gets her lips in prop.
er position for whistline. something else
Always occurs
"A young man, looking over . pretty
girls shoulder while she vas playing cards
observed; "What a lovely handr' "Yon
may haze il il you want it," murmured
she, aud all tina. evening he was bordering
what her intentions were.
a newspaper says that Psnnsylvania
Dutch girls make good preserves. But Il
doesnt say how much sugar you take TO
pound Of Dutch girl. nor how long you let
ON boil. The receipt for preserving
Dutch girls should be published in full.
One Of the little ones asked il she
might play while on the organ, but vss
refused. As their nearest neighbor had just
died She was silent : moment. and then
said: why. IL he's dead be can't hear il.
NO cant see what difference Il makes"
Tragedy John t~ho IL an antiqnAriAn)
Eliza, my dear. bought . beautiful
match for our old red. CLAW foot table at
sao,ioa today. Eliza who is anti.ansi-
quarisn) Why. John. you old fool.
sent j, mp to the suction this morning 10
yet II out OF the house
"A lecturer WAS once in . dilemma
which he will probably never forget.
While talking sbout art he ventuied the
assertion. ''An can never improve nature.
Al that moment some one in the audience
cried on, IN . gruff voice. Cant hei
Well. how do you think you would look
without your slgf
--''.Anl 80. says the narrator, closing
his story. they took him mp 70 the ceme
lery in gold mounted hearse. with four
black horses aud ell the bands IN the gar
rison play,ns',he Dead March" VERY :
grAad. | dessy, remarks his listener. bu:
don't care for style. Going 70 the GENE
Icry on foot 10 good enough for ma"
The San Francisco PoG 10 responsible
Ior tho story that daring the latter part Of
Ihe ~sr David Davis vas challenged 10
light adaei BY . fire-eatiug southern es
member Of congress. The former. u Is sd-
led. very properly declined, because his