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Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-15
Ra1IrOads
 TIME OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
 Commencing July g, 1883.
GOING SOUTH.

EDW. A RAY, G. T. A. New Haven, Dec. g, 1s62. jy2
 New Haven and Saratoga. NN and after Monday, July 2d, 1883, train leaving S1 New Haven at 1O:13 a. on the New Haven and Northampton Railroad will run through to saratoga without change, arriving at 4:40 p. m. and train leaving Saratoga at 103O m. will run to New Haven arriving at 4:48 p. Parlor will be on these trains. See small time tables.
 je27 If EDW. A. RAY, G. T. A.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
A Farm House Burned.

Information wss received IN This ciiv
Yesterday OF the destruction by lire of the
farm residence of Mir. Charles Owe rsbon,
a ialf III II east oi Longwoed. last Monday.
Mr.. Ovs.>hon w*s in field blowing,
and his viii who left her babe In the
house, had !u,i returned from The >pring. a
snort distance iTom the building, with a
bucket Of wafer, when ske'discovered some
articles Of clothing hanging near the fire
place in blaze. She could easily have ex-
Iinguished the flames by throwing the
bucket OF water ON them, but she lost her
piesense of mind, and dropping the bucket
snstched her babe from the cradle and ran
to the field to advise her husband of the
calsmity. BY the time he arrived at the
house, the flames had reached the roof and
were beyond his con; u. Not an article
OF wear or of furniture was saved, aud the
family who could i'll afford it lost their all.
There Was no insurance.
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Baking Powder in Bottles.

The largest concern of its kind. in the
world 1.-THE famous Runford Chemical
works OF Providence. r. l., manufacturers
Of Horsford's Baking Powder, etc. an.
nounce that after an experience Of over
twenty. five years in putting up baking
powders in tin and glass, they are satisfied
that properly made glass; bottle has sew
eral advantages over the tin can for that
purpose, and they have. therefore, at con-
siderable extra expense, adopted the form
er fer the Horsford.
The bottles have wide mouth to admit
of q teaspoon. and when emptied will be
found very convenient for many house
hold uses.
The glass bottle is much cleaner than
the tin can. and will preserve the strength
of the powder much better. All baking
powders gradually lose strength when ex-
posed TO the air, and this fact explains the
variation in. the strength of the same
brand of powder in different cans, with
which all housekeepers are familiar.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
CONRAD CAUGHT.
And the Only Wonder is That He
Was Not Crushed to
Death.

Charley Conrad met with an accident,
late yesterday afternoon, al Sichers' PARK
which will be the cause of his keeping his
bed for several days. During the day
he, in company with q couple OF
assistants, was engaged in grading the
track, using what is known as road ma.
chine, to which two horses and two mules
we're attached. The machine consists of a
harrow, scraper and a monster roller, the
combined weight being something like q
600 pounds.
Drring the greater portion OF the after
noon Mr.. Conrad walked i'm the rear OF the
machine, but about o'clock he
became tired and thought to rest himself
BY riding. He seated himself on the
back end of the machine, next 10 the roll
er, so as to give it weight. While riding
in this Position, thinking naught OF dan
ger, his right foot came in contact with a
large clod of dirt, and ere he could remove
it, the huge roller was upon the foot and
ran up on his leg to his hip.
Although suff, ring the most excruciating
pain, Mr.. Conrad did Not
lose his presence of mind, but called
on his assistants a. back the roller off his
limb, which was instantly done. He was
then assisted to his feet and taken 10 the
Park hotel, where his injuries were looked
after few minutes later by DIR. Trader.
who found that no bones were brok. u,
strange as it may appear.
A BAzoo reporter called on Mr.. Conrad
about eight o'clock last night, AMI
found him resting easy. He
said all the bones In his foot would have
been crushed had he not te-n wearing a
pair of alligator hide boots, with remark.
ably heavy soleS and heels.
He Was unable 10 explain how his lett
leg escaped injury, as he was too badly
frightened at the time to think OF anything
but extricating himself
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
Sale OF q Noted TJotter.

There is probably not q better known
horse in all Central Missouri than Fred
Douglass, the old blind trotter, owned by
Mr.. Newt. Douglass. Of this city. Old
Fred has stretched his legs over nearly
every race track in Missouri, and has been
general favorite With sporting men. He
has made his mile in 2:24. but only has =
record OF 2:E. There is no arriving at
the exact sge of Fred, but he passes for .
ten year old. 1t is safe to say he is not
less than that. The scenes that have
known old Fred will know him no more,
for yesterday Mr.. Douglass sold and ship
ped him to Mr.. H. NJ. Balch, Of Moberly.
The price paid was $1,000, spot cash, 4
pretty fair amount for blind horse.
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He Has a Fortune.

''IIave you seen that able-bodied fellow
who has been playing a hurdy -gurdy on
the street corners Tor Two days past - ask
ed a prominent commercial tourist OF a
BAzOO reporter yesterday.
The grabber OF items said that he had,
and ne thought every one else in
Sedslia had been afflicted in the same
manner.
"You nay Lot believe IT," continued the
tourist, "but that fellow is the possessor OF
an independent fortune"
"Did you ever see him before p question
ed the reporter.
ooh. yes, indeed. used to travel through
the east, and to my certain knowledge ne
held forth on the street corners OF Provi-
dence, r. l., for six or seven years. For
The past five years, though, he has been
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
An Old Lady's Fall.

Mrs. Harrison Haley, lady proba-
bly, 65 years of age, who lives at the corner
OF Fourth ard Massachusetts streets. met
with what was at first thought q serious
accident about half-pa O'Clock Monday
evening.
She was about to descend the stairs, when
she lost her balance and was precipitated
headlong to the bottom. She was picked
up in an insensible condition, and DIR.
Brown at once summoned. He examined
her body, but found no bones broken al
though her arms and shoulders were
bruised considerably. Yesterday she was
resting easy. but it will be several days
before she is again sble to leave her bed.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
SMALL POX SCARE.
Eow q Tramp Sold Officers smith
aud Gossage Yesterday.
CHAPTER I.

A tramp, who had been furnished loIp.
ing in the cooler, was found In cell No
4 yesterday morning by Officers Smith and
GOssage, but rs they were unable to a>cer.
tain who had incarcerated him, they pro-
posed holding him until the mystery was
explained.
awhere did YOU come FROM" asked
Smith.
81 came from Cincinnati
"What brought you here for lodging"
"Weil, have just got over the small pox,
and | was afraid 20 sleep out in the night
air" replied the tourist.
Small pox !" exclaimed Smith. airing
the keys, Jim, and let him ont. I'd
like to know what id foo!
let you in anyhow" said Smith,
as he turned the key i'm the lock,
and a moment later swung open the big
iron door, while the tramp walked forth a
free man.
CHAPTER ii.
Ten minutes later the tramp was samp-
ling Ben JohnsOn's lunch, and a. he swsi-
lowed ms soup lie said to his elbow neigh-
Dor:
ats easy TO swell the heads OF Sedalia's
police"
How so ?" ask.d the second lunch iiend.
"Pll tell you. | stopped at the calaboose
over night, and this morning the officers
did not want to release me. | was afraid
they would hold me as vag, so l put up
a little job on EN-"
what did YOU do"
IL gave em a stiff that came near scar
ing EN- to death"
"Well, what was it ?'
81 told the fellow who is acting MARSHAL
that / was just getting over the small pox,
a d you bet your boots they let me 60 in a
jify. 1t was fun to see 'em The big fel-
low the called jim was as white as a
sheet, and ss soon rs he heard me saw
small pOx he started to 60, but the other
fellow wouldn't let him"
THAT was pretty slick" said his COM
panion. "If had nickle I'D set 'em up |;
but hsin't her, so I'll have to drink
alone" and SD saying he walked up 10 the
and suzzlsd down his beer, while
the small pox friend called tor another
bowl Of sonp and proceeded to make him
self at home.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
Want Him to Divide.

1t appears that Mr.. Kensler, of Lafa-
yette county, the man who won the So, 900
prize in the Louisville lottery, will have to
spend portion of his fortune to retain
possession of his grand prize. as parties
are coming to the front from all quarters
who vehemently declare they were in part
nership with him. and consequently en-.
titled to . share OF the money. One at
Kansas City has alrs ady brought suit to re-
cover half the money, and it is said that
Mr.. Kohn. an employee of Louis Deutscb,
in this city, is proposing to follow suit.
TIE probabilities are that The courts will
protect Mr.. Kensler.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
Public Attention Challenged.

The attention of the public is challenged
by the certificate sigued in fac simile over
their own autograph signatures, that
Geul's G. T. Beauregard, Of La, and Ju-
dial A. Early, of Va, do have the entire
control and management of the distr,bu-
ton to be made on Tuesday. MAY 8, at
New Orleans, La, by the Louisiana State
Lottery company, OF watch NJ. A. Dauphin,
New Orleans, La, will furnish all infor-
nation.
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Going to the Pen"

Sheriff Jackson, oi Monroe county, ar
rived on tie tram from the north. yester-
day afternoon, haviug In charge the fol-
lowing prisoners sentenced To terms of i'm
prisonment i'm the penitentiary:
Pat Cannon, burglary, two wears.
samuel Woodsard. horse stealing, two
years
John Ankleman, hog stealing, two years.
The prisoners s,oUpe,i IN the depot wait
ing room from $40 until Hos p. M, when
they left for Jefferson CITY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
Given up by Doctors.

SIS il possible that Mr.. GODFREY i up
and at work, and cured by So simple a
remedy +!
81 assure you il is true that he is entire
ly cured. ard with nothing but Hop Bit,ers;
and only ten days ago his doctors gave
him up and said he must die ~
"Well-aday That's remarkable will
go this day and get some for my poor
George know hops are good
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AND MONEY GONE.
The Trouble John Jones Encoun-
tered by Getting Glo-
riously Drank.

John Jones, son of the late Willis
Jones. left Sedalia something over a month
ago for Texas, and as he said he never H.
tended returning his acquaintance were
not little surprised TO see him step from
the train from the south yesterday morning
He was accompanied by a stran era
man whose acquaintance he had made on
the train-and both were comfortably full.
Jones had satchel, bat the stranger in
sisted on carrying il, and Jones did not OBJ.
ject. Together they visited several saloons,
getting drunken all the time, until at last
Jones was 100 far gone to know where he
was.
He swoke out :in East Sedalia i'm the
afternoon and found himself lying behind
Q building, the exact locality of which he
DOES not remember. His companion was
gone. and also his valise. This did not
bewilder JONES, but when he found his
vest had been unbutioned and 500 in bills
had been removed from an inner pocket he
was not little cha1rined.
He lost no time in hurrying down town,
and reported his loss to Officer Smith but As
he was unable TO give anything like an ac-
curste description of bis compsniOn of the
forenoon, there is but little probability of
recovering either the money or valise.
Jones said he knew nothing of the man
whom he is certain robbed him. He made
his acquaintance on the cars. while riding
through the territory, and did not even ask
his name. The fellow wore, according TO
Jones best recollection, a white SLOUGH
hat, but "a to his clothing, he knew moth
ing. If Mr.. Jones was really robbed, il
will probably prove valuable lesson. but
he is deserving of little sympathy.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

( EdNc dHOnS tHeh III Vi ueis icsSSiS.
Perhaps they are as necessary III certain
surroundings as the pimp is to the bagniO,
The SLAYER 10 The broihei. The fret is SIM
ply called the pilot fish, the other the
shark. These forgers fashioned volu-
nlinous batch of cipher dispatches: They
hesitated at using the name of no demo-
crat who was either respectable enough or
prominent enough to be considered as a
leader or adviser in his party. TIL
den's appeared mere frequently than any
other mans, and in connection with
schemes which, if any. particular
true, were simply infamous. Of
course no the believed these
ying dispatches. They were not even
clever forgeries. They had the marks of
hands used to the handling of blsckmail
and the jingling now and then, of blood
money. But the Tribune uttered them for
what they were worth, and dumped them all
together and promiscuously upon the head
of an elected president OF the United
States.
Then this same old serviIe crowd of loot
ers and blackmailers joined the Hayes
gang. Tilden, the man who had uprooted,
as governor, the Canal Ring, and driven
into exile or the penitentiary all the plum
derers Of New York, high or low, rich or
poor, was a political leper, monstrous to
touch or smell. But Hayes-that unutter-
able cross of Salvation army noun
tebank and regular Apache OF the White
mountain band-was the blessed Elijah
vino was to ascend i'm the heavenly chariot
of the electoral commission. and leave
such garments as he had i'm the flesh As
holy republican mementoes of the most
stupendous fraud in history, to such loving
anu immaculate disciples as old lack
Chandler, Eliza Pinkston, little Johnny
Davenport, Brother Clerical Error
Garfield, and all the balance
of the star reuters or the beneficiaries
of the star reuters, just then burrowing
in the treasury up to their eyes, and
blinking wisely as they burowed, seeing
even then in their ple,horic dreams, per-
haps, great light breaking on the shores
OF Indiana, where Dorsey, the cunning.
est of all the treasury rats, and the best by
all odds. and the bravest, was at work
the great white light of condonement and
oblivion.
But this will do for one chapter. As
the Tribune has given over something of
one of its broad columns to the BAzOo, the |
BAzoo means to give several Of its narrow |
ones to the Tribune. Ii is about time, fur |
to look after these Ccssscks who |
are SO constantly assaiiiue Mr.. Tilden along |
The whole journalistic line. This thing Of
Try ing out thief {" "thief l" "thiei" every
time a newspaper expresses an honest Opin-
on, shall not be permitted, 81 least 10
nose other newspapers, which have, from
ecbery to lying, and from forgery, black
mail, the covetipg of other peoples goods
10 the assassination of private character
broken over and over and through and
through like pasteboard, every command
N the decslogue.
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Died.

Michael Fowler died at bis home, one
and one-half miles west of George,o~ n, at
100 o'clock, Monday evening. of pneumonia
fever, aged about 80 years.
The deceased was for a long time en-
gagged in the lime burning business, and
was well known in Sedalia. He will be
buried from the Catholic church at 10
O'Clock this morning.
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Died,

At her residence in Kansas City, on Thurs
day last, after long and painful illness,
Mrs. Joseph Marksbury, formerly Of
Windsor, Henry county, cousin OF Mrs. j..
ID. Hill, Of this city.
Mr. l.. Beaman and Mrs Jennie LOvelace,
the father and sister OF deceased, both of
Windsor, arrived in this city Yesterday
morning, from Kansas City. with the re-
remains, and took the X. Il T. train for
home last evening, where the body of their
dead relative will be Inferred i'm the family
burial ground at 10 o'clock to-day.
Deceased, who was a most estima able
christian lady, leaves q husband and
child, aged ten months, be-
sides large number of other relatives and
close friends, to mourn her demise
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

How To GET SIcK.-Expose yourself day
work too hard without rest, doctor all the
time, take all the vile ncstrums advertised
and then you will want to know
How TO GET WELL-Which is an
sweref in three words-Take Hop Bitters.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

Fifteen witnesses testified, in Dublin
yesterday, in support Of Timothy Kelley 5
alibi plea in the Phoenix Park case.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint? Shilow's Vitalizer
is guaranteed to cure you. For sale BY
Bard & Miller.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

For lame Back, Side or Chest use Shi-
loh's Porus Plaster. Price % cents. For
sale by Bard & Miller.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

GROUP, WHOOPING COUGH and
bronchitis Immediately relieved by Shiloh's
Cure. For sale by Bari ~ Miller.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

Bgr Diamond Dyes are SO perfect and SD
beautiful that it is pleasure tc use them.
Equally good for dark or light coiors.
10 cents.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01
"ROu1h on Rats. 81

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants,
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c.
Druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-01

THAT HACKING COUGH can b
so quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. W.
guarantee il. For sale nv Bari & Miller
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"Buchupalba."

Quick, complete crre, al annoying Kid.
ney, bladder and urinary diseases. 81
Druggists.
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travelling from state to state, taking in both
the large and small fowls, and he told NE
himself that sometimes he took in a high
rs $50 per day."
as be crippled in any Manner
Crippled the devil There isn't a
stronger man in town. Oh he's dandy
when it comes to money getting ard the
pretty part Of il is, he never spends
cent"
Glenn's Sulphur Soap removes all
local eruptions and soothes all sbr&sions
of the cuIIcle
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in
one minute.
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y
for less than thirty pieces of silver? Judas
did receive this amount for Christ's be-
tr.yal, but all that Tanmany ever asked
for the cowardly wrong wrought was that
John Kelly should be permitted to build .
monument to st. Shillelah, and wash his
hands in holy water, ss another Poniius
Plate. in the presence OF posterity. God !
what q book might be written on the
part that the dirty shirt plays in
the destiny Of the democratic
party.
From the beginning of Tilden's wonder
full administration as governor Of New
York, to that sccursed hour when lot of
southern brigsdiers betrayed him bssely at
Washington, the Tribune's pack was hard
on his heels. He was Il >"sly old railroad
wrecker" He Was the ray old debaucher
of politics. with barre at his back" He
was "consorting hourly with northern
democrats, planning another civil war. .
He was the millionaire who "swore falsely
10 his income tax" and would, if "eyer a
trial could be had," stand convicted
befofe the country swindler of the gov
eminent"
Later on, this splotched and piebald
crowd of Tribune journalists became to
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-27

upon the s,ric,est moral principles. The,
should be the great moral instructors OF
The country, exhibiting the works OF GOD
Us spread out tor use Of man. Nothing
should be admitted upon the grounds or
within the enclosure that would offend the
moral sense or convictions of the mort
scrupulous When a farmer attends iair
with his wife and Ills sons and daughters
10 sec the stock TINT IS on exhibition, the
produce Of the county, the fruits, flowers
and vegetables, the machinery that propels
both the farm and tue factory ard the
works Of art and virtue, the useful the
! beautiful and the gsthotical, he docs not
wish to be annoyed y the yelling OF show
men with their Ms0 ndtur0 and other
nondeserip,s, or be confronted on every
turn with the tables Of gamblers with
their wheels of fortune and trickstcrs with
their dice boxes and slight Of hand, divert
ing not only the young but the old from
the objects of the ASSOCIATION. The Power
that once overthrew the tables or the mon
ey changer, in the temple Is needed upon
our iar grounds. Our fair grounds should
be made temple of virtue and morality
and not a den of thieves. Such ins.'tu-
tons will demoralize any community. No
county fair can DC conducted upon any
such principles It will sooner or later
meet with utter failure Good men VIII
not visit 1t; bad men cannot conduct 1t;
and such may have been one OF the
causes Of the failure Of our late Agricul'
,ural Society.
1t was my intcrtion, In answer ~ your
question, to write series of articles on this
subject, hoping by my feeble efforts not
only to show wherein the late society iaIl-
ed to meet the Wishes Of the people, but to-
cali the attention of farmers to the import
ance Of re-oTganizing it upon a tirm, solid
and moral basis that would tend to the
advancement Of the glory OF Goo, and the
safety, honor and welfare OF our county
But as an effort has been made III this d.
rccuon IN anticipation Of my dissertation
upon the horse, ii is not necessary that
should continue them. The above article
was written several weeks ago, but not
submitted to your approval. submit 1t
now on the principle that whatever Is
writ "a writ" A. w. GRIFFITH.
FARM RIDaE.
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Making short Work of IL.

In the siege of Troy, Apollo encouraged
the Trojsns to be valiant against the Greeks,
by saying: 1.-THE mighty Achilles does not
fight 10 day" II would seem as II death had
been bidding disease to make its greatest ia
roads upon men, by saying: Hunts Remedy
is out OF the market" But the Trojans found
to their coat, that the mighty Achilles came
to the field, slew their greatest champions.
aud made short work Of the battle. And
Hunts Remedy, as an Achilles against kid
ney and liver diseases. has taken the field,
and is making short work OF oil such all.
ments. Hundreds OF Testimonials from all
quarters are coming In as to the might OF
this champion medicine. Not surer was the
sword OF Achilles than IL this powerful, Jet
peaceful. remedy In battle form, as IL wages
war against dropsy, urinary and kidney com
plants, and ovorcomes. II Is wise 70 call In
its aid.
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we Want

4 good ageui and correspondent in every
town In The county. We VIII pay good
men. who send with their applications
good references. liberal commission on
all neW business sent US, Young men
with little 10 do during the next two
months can make spending money with
nut little work, Make applications i'm
meiiatcly, WM. OsMAN d sos.
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Those two words have vast meaning when
fully compreheDded A perfect success can
be truthfully applied TO DR.. Jones' Red Clio.
yer Tonic, which cures dyspepsia, bilious.
ness, costiveness. all diseases Of the kidneys.
liver and bladder. 1t is IA perfect tonic and
blood purifier; it keeps the skin clear aud
bright. drives away pimples ana makes the
general health excellent. Price 80 cents at
L. 7. tirlggs' GU