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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-11-01

All! We get up feeling badly,
didn't rest good, don't want any
breakfast, no appetite, no ener-
gy, bad taste and breath, guess
we are Bilious. Two doses 70
PIE SA will tone up our Liver
and our ambition, and set us
right.
The bee., 1883-06-30
OyerVOrkNd Women.

The London Medical Record lately
gave the case Of lady, the mother of
eight children. who was seized with
acute mania. The husband. when asked
for the cause. replie that there was no
possible reason. "sShe was most de-
voted mother, was always doing some
thing for us, was always at home
never went out of the house, even on
Sundays never went galding to the
neighbors, goSsiptng and talking
was the best of wives had no ideas
outside of her homA"
This husband,'- says the superin-
tendent of the insane asylum, "has fur.
nished a graphic list of the causes of
his wife'S Madness
DR.. Holmes somewhere comments
on the amount of misery and melan-
ch0ly which eScap S through the fingers
of women on the keys of Il piano. We
hear them jangling on the streets of
every village; a torture and discord to
the ears of passers-bS. but what COM
fort and outlet is in that poor music
for the diScontented souls who try to
speak through it
Miss Yonge, who is a shrewd OBJ
sesver of the ordinary course of wom-
ems lives, tells us that her favorite
heroine, after IL long and cruel grief,
kept novel in her work basket for
repairs
Women are too apt when Frustrated
by sorrow or worn out by long mental
strain to keep close to the damaging
grief on work to try to fit themselves
for everyday duties by hugging the
thorn nearer to their breasts, and by
prayer. They find to their dismay that
they grow weaker and more irritable
their prayers are not answered; con-
ISOLATION and strength do not come.
This is usually the case with young
girls who are having a first heavy dis
appointment, and who have no imper-
ative latpr TO drive them from the con-
temptation of it. The fact is, it is the
physical brain that needs relief, which
can be given to it only by total change
of thought and occupation, by getting
away from the exciting trouble.
Women, young and old, should plan
"recess for every day of their lives,
when for brief space they could re-
turn to their individual, natural tastes,
uninfluenced by thoughts of husband
and children They will be all the
stronger to help husband and children
when they take up the routine of life
again. Youths Companion.
The bee., 1883-06-30
A Roy i'm a Printing Office.

1t seems that the chief end of small
boys is to talk. Without the ability to
say two columns of solid nonpareil in
an hour they would pine away and die.
One of them was in the Cabin office
the other day. Said he:
"This is printing office, amt it ?"
at is"
"Is what?'
"a printing office"
"What are you doing"
"Setting type"
"What are you setting type forP"
"For the paper"
"Is them the things you print
papers with?'
eyes"
"How long did it take you to learn
how to set type2"
"Ten years."
could learn to set type?'
"I think not"
"Why not2'
because you talk too much"
whats this?"
"Gol blast your hide, you blamed
little imp. You've knocked that ad.
to pieces"
"What's an ad ?"
"Get out of here. You'll pie the
whole office directly"
Where's the pie?"
Leave here, say. Dad gum ye."
The youngster saw danger in the
printers eye and left. About dozen
yards from the Office he stopped and
called back:
Don't you want a boy to learn the
trade?"
A flying slug was the answer.-Log
Cabin.
The bee., 1883-06-30
How to Sleep.

The question of chief Importance to
most people in these orerwrought,
wakeful days and nights is how to get
good sleep enough. DR.. Corning drops
few simple hints which may be of
value. In the first place people should
have regular time for going to sleep,
and it should be as soon as can well be
after sunset. People who sleep at any
time, according to convenience, get less
benefit from their sleep than others;
getting sleep becomes more difficult;
there is a tendency to nervous excita-
bility and arrangement; the repair of
the system does not equal the waste
The more finely organized people are
the greater the difficulty and the dan
ger from this cause. The first thing in
order to sleep we'll is to go to bed at a
regular hour, and make it as early as
possible. The next thing is to exclude
all worry and exciting subjects of
thought from the mind sometime before
retiring. The body and mind must be
let down from the high-pressure strain
before going to bed, so that nature can
assert her rightful supremacy after
ward. Another point is, never to
thwart the drowsy impulse when it
comes at the regular time by special
efforts to keep awake, for this drowsi-
ness is the advance-guard of healthy,
restorative sleep. Sleep is a boon
which must not be tampered with and
put off, for if compelled to wait, it is
never so perfect and restful as if taken
in its own natural time and way. The
right side is the best side to sleep OH,
except in special cases of disease, and
the position should be nearly horizontal.
Finally, the evening meal should be
composed of food most easily digested
and assimilated, so that the stomach
will have very little hard work to. do.
A heavy, rich dinner taken in the eve
ming is one of the things that murder
sleep. Late suppers with exciting
foods and stimulating drinks make
really restorative sleep next to impossi-
BILE. Narcotics are to be avoided, save
as used in cases of disease by COM
petent physicians. The proper tim
according to DR.. Corning, to treat
sleeplessness is in the daytime, and it
must be treated by wise and temper
ate method of living rather than by
medicines. This is good common
sense And doubtless vast deal of
the debility, the nervous arrangement,
and the insanity of our time would be
prevented by more good, restful natur-
al sleep.-NeW York Star.
The bee., 1883-06-30
Indian Policemen.

At Standing Rock agency there
are thirty Indian policemen, garbed in
blue Of the shade known as "ba' y"
and very efficient conseryators of the
peace they prove. The position of po-
licemen is coveted ly the reds
ardently, and as their tenure of Office
is dependent upon good ehavlor, the
thirty are jealous and careful The
guardhouse is an agency institution
similar to the Gala oose of municipali-
ties, and offenders are there incarcer
ated withneatn SIS and dispatch. Major
Mclaughlin has a way of imposing
fines in the way Of the saving OF many
cords of wood. and these mulctings of
sweat are greatly disllked and dreaded.
Finding how well the police system
worked, the major determined to
parallel the plan, i'll a way, in rela-
ton to farming. Accordingly he has
divided his Indians. into eight dis
tricts. and over each has placed a
native superintendent or inspector Of
agriculture, whom he holds response
ble for the doings and undoingS of his
fellows. Gall has one district, and
keeps his men at the plow most Vigor-
ously. Running Antelope, who with
his people is encamped at Grand
River, fully thirty miles from the
agency buildings, is another of the
superintendents, while High Eagle
Bad Hip was his name in the days
when his finger knew the trigger well,
the plow handle not at ALL was found
in a field wherein thirteen yoke of
oxen, half a dozen plows and two score
Indians were at work. The reds
dearly love to work in gangs, and they
"spelr' each other, as a down-Easter
would say, with both frequency and
regularity. Houses are splinging up
all over the plains where tepees once
abounded, and the log structures are
for the most part much more carefully
and substantially built than are the
claim shanties which, aggregated, are
vclept something-or- other city before
the chinking is dry. Many of the
Indians have work cattle. few have
milch cows. and nearly all have few
agricultural implements.-St. Paul
piOBeey-PYeSS.
The bee., 1883-06-30
Old Chinese Books.

The Lcadon AtbeRe1Im states that
the trustees of the British museum
have lately received from Pekin some
typographical cdriosities, in the shape
Of eight volumes containing portions
Of two Chinese works printed during
the thirteenth century. These books
are printed from wooden blocks. and
display marked inequality in the
skin of the type-cutters. The paper,
which is the ordinary Chinese paper, is
ia the case of one work much discol-
ored by age. The volumes have evil
IDENTIFY been carefully preserved, and at
one time belonged to the library of a
Chinese prince, who, in consequence OF
a political intrigue, was condemned to
die bv "silken cord. Hlnce the
dispersion of his library.
The bee., 1883-06-30
WORDS OF WISDOM.

What.men want is not talent-it is
purpose.
Study the past, if you would divine
the future.
Trust that man in nothing who has
not conscience in everything.
l. you intend to do a mean thing
wait till to-uluFrow If you are to do
a noble thingdo it NOW.
To enjoy a,good thing exclusively is
very often to exclude yourself from
the true enjoyment of it.
A single bad habit will mark an
otherwise faultless character, as an
ink-drop soileth the pure white page.
1t does not follow that you must do
a mean thing to g man who does a
mean thing to you. The old proverb
runs: BE aIse the cur 'hasbit ten me
shall bite the cur?"
1t is no disgrace not to be able to do
everything; but to undertake, or pre-
tend to do, what you are not made for,
is not only shameful, but extremely
troublesome and yeXatious.
We ought not to wait until we feel
right before attempting to do right.
We ought to say kinds words and do
kindly acts deliberately, even when we
should not say and DO them instine-
lively and impulsively.
Anything that makes the heart
deeper. anything that makes the cur
rent of affection run fuller. ANYTHING
that makes gratitude and love, and
honor, and truth and faith stronger,
makes the man stronger.
If thou art rich, then show the great
ness OF thy fortune. or what is better,
the greatness of thy soul, in the meek
ness of thy conversation; condescend
to men of low estate, support the dis
tressed and patroni Ee the neglected. Be
great.
The bee., 1883-06-30
PSALMS
REVISED. |

HEAR this, all ye people, and give ear all
IL ye inUaEids of the world, Hop Bitte-s
will make you well and to rejoice.
2. 1t shall cure all the people and put sick.
ness and suffering under foot.
B. Be thou not afraid when your family il
sick, or you have Bright's disease or Liver
Complaint, for Hop Bitters will cure You.
A. Both low and high, rich and poor kpo,
the value of Hop Bitters for bilious, nervou,
and Rheumatic complaints.
8. Cleanse me with Hop Bitters and shall
have robust and blooming health.
6. Add disease upon disease and let tbs
worst come, I am safe if use Hop Bitters.
2. For all my life have been pIagued with
sickness and sores, and not until a year az,
was | cured by Hop Bitters.
g. He that keepeth his bones from acbin,
from Rheumatism and Neuralgia, with Hon
Bitters, doeth wisely.
9. Though thou hast sores, ,pimpIes. frectros
salt rheum, erysipelas, blood poisoning. vet
Hop Bitters will remore them all.
10. What woman is there, feeble and sics
from female complaints, who desiretb M,
health and useth Hop Bittels and is mani.
weH.
II. Let not neglect to use Hop Bitters brip-
on serious Kidney and Liver complaints
II. Keep thy tongue from being f,,rred tb,.
blood pure, and thy stomach from inJir,s
sion by using Hop Bitters.
Is. All my pains and aches and disease
90 like chat before the wind when use Hon
Bitters.
IA. Mark the man who raS nearly dead and
given up by the doctors, after using Hop
Bitters and bscometh well.
Is. Cease from worrying about nervous
ness, general debility, and urinary troubls.
for Hop Bitters will restore you.
The bee., 1883-06-30
We shouId Help One Auother.

Mr.. NORMAN Hunt, of No. 1863 Chestnut St.,
Springfield, Mass, writes April 10, 1888, say
ing: "Hayipg the affection caused by kidney
and liver diseases, and after enduring the
aches, pains, weakness and depression incl
dent thereto until body and soul were nearly
distracted, 1 sought for relief and cure from
my trouble, and was told by friend who had
been cured by it himself, that tho best and
only sure cure was Hunts Remedy, and upon
his recommendation commenced taking it,
and the first few doses improved my condi-
ton in very marked manner, and con-
tinuance of its use has justified all thas my
friends claimed for it-that it was a sure and
permanent cure for all diseases of the kidneys
and liver. Several of my friends in Spring
field have used it with the most gratifying
results, and 1 feel it my duty as we'll as a
pleasure to me to recommend Hunts Remedy
III tie highest possible terms"
The bee., 1883-06-30
CLIPPINGS FOR THE CURIOUS.
Quack medicines have been taxed
In England since 1888.

Quack medicines have been taxed
In England since 1888.
Fulton's first steamboat began run
ming between New York and Albany
in 1907.
Until 1885 the punishment for sacri-
lege in England was death. At that
date it was changed to transportation
for life.
The first Thanksgiving Day was in
1921, and was appointed by Gov. Brad
ford, in gratitude for the seasons
harvest.
Sir John Lubbock is of the opinion
that some of the very lowest animals
not only perceive colors but have pref
erences in regard to them.
It is reported in DR.. Foote's Health
Monthly, that freezing often merely
suspends animation in frogs, snails,
insects and even ish, and they timber
up again and are "alive and kicking Z"
when thawed out.
The bee., 1883-06-30
Evening Amusement.

1. To apparently burn water, fill a
glass lamp with water, and put into it
for wick piece of gum-camphor
The lamp should not be quite full, and
the camphor may be left to fiat upon
the surface of the water. On touching
a lighted match to the camphor, it
shoots up a clear, steady flame, and
seems to sink below the surface of the
water, so that the flame is surrounded
by the liquid. 1t will burn for long
time. If the camphor be ignited in a
large dish of water, it will commonly
float about while it burns.
2. Wet a piece of thick wrapping
paper; then dry it by the stove; while
warm lay it down upon a vanished
table or dry woolen cloth, and rub it
briskly with piece of India rubber.
1t will become strongly electrified, and
if tossed against the wall or looking
glass will stick some time. Tear tissue
paper into bits one-eighth inch square,
and this piece of paper, electrified, will
draw them. Or take a tea-tray and
put it on three tumblers. Lay the
electric paper on it, and, on touching
the tray, you will get a little spark.
Lift the paper out of the tray, and on
touching the tray again you will get
another spark, but of the opposite kind
of electricity. Replace the paper and
you will get another, and so on.-IL-
Illustrated Weekly.
The bee., 1883-06-30
An Absent-Minded Poet.

The poet BowleS was in the habit Of
daily riding through a country turn
pike gate, and one day he presented as
usual his twopence to the gatekeeper.
"What is hat for, sir ?" he asked.
"For my hor-e, of course" but.
sir, YOU have no horse" Dear me -
exclaimed the astonished poet, "am 1
walking :" Mrs. More told me that
anecdote. She also told me that Bowles
on one occasion gave her Bible a; a
birthday present. She asked him to
write her name in it. He did so, in
scribing the sacred volume to her as a
gift From the Authors. c. Hall.
The bee., 1883-06-30

A Turin jeweler has made a tiny
boat formed of single pearl, which
shape it assumes in swell concavity.
Its sail is of beaten gold, studded with
diamonds, and the pinnacle light at its
PROV is perfect ruby. An emerald
serves as its rudder, and its stand is a
slab of ivory. 1t weighs less than
half an ounce. Its price is $4,000.
The bee., 1883-06-30
nInnufucturer,s Testimony.

Mr.. H. w. PAYNE, manufacturer of harness,
sadJlery, trunks, vail ;es, e.c., No. All Main
Street, Springfield, Mass, writes US under
date Of April 10, 1888:
"Gent!emc nj have used Hunts Remedy,
the best medicine 70: diseases of the kidneys,
liver, bladder and urinary organs. and Lave
received great benefit to my health from its
USE and / find that it viii do just what IS
claimed for it; it will cure d .selse aud restore
health. / therefore pronounce it the best
medicine that have ever usel."
The bee., 1883-06-30
The Biggest Liar.

They were pleasantly seated in the
hotel. Five dol arS were raised as a
purse to the man who could tell the
biggest lie. After guessing at the
number of pages in book to see who
should spin the first, the fat man who
was seated on the bar proved to be the
best guesser.
"Wen," he began, shifting his cigar
to the other corner of his mouth, Ga
wealthy country editor"
Hold On, rang out the voices of
the party as but single man, you
can havethe purse. .'-ReynoLds' CRITIC.
The bee., 1883-06-30

DR.. r. V. PIERCE: Dear Sir-Death was
hour y expected by myself and friends. My
physicians pronounced my disease consump-
ton, and said | must die. / began taking
your "Discovery'' and "Pellets." | have used
nine bottles and am wonderfully relieved.
am now able to ride out.
ELIHBErH THORNTON, Montongo, Ark
The bee., 1883-06-30
Long Ago.

As long ago as 1853, DR.. Worthing-
toms famous Cholera and DiarrhPa
Medicine, was known as specific for
Cholera, Cramps, Diarrhea, Dysentery,
Summer Complaints and the like. 1t
can be carried in the pocket. Price %
and so cents bottle.
The bee., 1883-06-30
DIR PROGRESS.

As stages are quickly abandoned with the
completion OF railroads, so the huge, drastic,
cathartic pills, composed of crude and bulky
medicines, are quickly abandoned with the
introduction of DIR. Pierce's pleasant Pur-
gative Pellets" which are sugar coated, and
little larger than mustard seeds, but COM
posed of highly concentrated vegetable ex-
tracts. By druggists.
The bee., 1883-06-30
Boston and Albany Railrond.

ALBERT Holt, Esq, paymaster Boston and
Albany Railroad, at Springfield, Mass, writes
April %, 1888: 81 have used Hunts Remedy,
and my experience with it has been such that
can cheerfulIy say that | am satisfied that
it will do just what it promises to do, if used
accOrdinc, tO directions -
The bee., 1883-06-30
An Editors Testimonial.

A. NJ. Vaughn, editor of the " Greenwich Review"
greenwich, o.. writes: Last January met with a
very severe accident, caused by runaway horse. I
used almost every kind of salye TO heal the wounds
"nIcn turned 70 running sores, but found nothing
to do me any good till was recommended Henry,
Carbolic Salye bought a box and it helped me at
once, and at the end of two months was completely
well. tbs the best salve in the market and never
fail OF telling friends about it. and urge them to
use it whenever they need salye.
The bee., 1883-06-30
That Husband of Mine

Curiosity Is thing that makes us look over
other peoples affairs and overlook our own.
The bee., 1883-06-30

If you feel depressed in mind and body, or
have a touch of general debility or malaria,
try GAsTR1NE. 1t gives tone TO the stomach
and promotes thorough digestion. Druggists
The bee., 1883-06-30

A smart young man picked mp a flower in
the ball room after ali the girls had gone,
ard sang patheticaIly, "Tis the lost rose OF
some her"
The bee., 1883-06-30

Some mems vas always like der keyhole on
der back of a clock. Obey vas behint time.
The bee., 1883-06-30

A minister in Richmond, Va, says that he
has enough silver coins with holes in to fill
a quart measure.
The bee., 1883-06-30

Ladies and sickly girls requiring non
alcoholic, gentle stimulant, will find Browns
Iron Bitters beneficial.
The bee., 1883-06-30

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark.-Rev. T. j. Reilly says:
al used Browns Iron Bitters for indigestion
and chills with entire satisfaction"
The bee., 1883-06-30

WRIGHTsULLE, Pa.-Rev. Elijah Wilson
says: "Brown's Iron Bitters have perma-
nentIy cured me of chills and fever"
The bee., 1883-06-30

Donkey meat sliced cold is called delicious
by London Truth
The bee., 1883-06-30

Lyons Observation-Disclosures, the only iuven-
ton that makes old boots as straight as new.
The bee., 1883-06-30

The secret OF success is to know how tc
deny yourself, and other people.
The bee., 1883-06-30
The "Co,deu RIoom of Youtbo

may be retained by using DR.. Pierce's "Fa-
vorite Prescription, specific for 'female
complaints" By druggists.
The bee., 1883-06-30

The annual yield Of spruce gum in
Maine, most OF it worked into "chew-
ing gum," is recbaned at 1925, 900.
The bee., 1883-06-30

The best thing in print---A pretty girl in
Calico dress.
The bee., 1883-06-30

Nine young women in Erie have formed a
base bail clrb, and have offered to play with
any female base ball club in the state.
The bee., 1883-06-30
Sec Here, YOung Men,

that girl of mine is twice as handsome since
she commenced using Carboline, the deodor-
lied extract of Petroleum, and would not
be without it for a fortune.
The bee., 1883-06-30

A German syndicate has purchased
100000 acres of land in Mississippi
at Sl.35 per acre.
The bee., 1883-06-30
Caiarri, of the Bladder.

If France gets into war with the Celestia
Empire, will the result be broken china?
The bee., 1883-06-30

Ask for Wells Rough on Corns. '15c. Quick
relief; complete cure. Corns, warts, bunions
The bee., 1883-06-30

is three times the man he was before usino
Wells Health Renewer. 81. Druggists.
The bee., 1883-06-30

1t is asserted that British Capital to the
extent of thirty millions went into Wyoming
and Texas last year.
The bee., 1883-06-30

"Why do divers go to sea. Georce?'
"Why, to get at the bottom facts"
The bee., 1883-06-30

The editor of the Waynesboro' Record pro-
nounces the report that he is the father of
eighteen children incorrect; he has only
fifteen
The bee., 1883-06-30

Durnos catarrh Snuff cures all affections of ths
mucous membrane of the head and throat.
The bee., 1883-06-30
CONSUMPTION CURE.

What strange language we have. Insan-
ity is often pronounced ''incurable."
The bee., 1883-06-30

cawn't imagine" said young Spoonvase.
what makes my hair grow so rapidly"
''Grows in such soft, airy soil, maybe
The bee., 1883-06-30
DNU U 20
Il ESISIs zI2eIsE

I've gained ~ lbs IN two months writes NIr j. e.
Power Of Trenton, H.. tDec , S5i and a we'll
man "a suBer with hser disorders since I.62. kt
ney Wort cHTstf nee. ."
Strong words from a New York Clergyman u mr.
y hh-,""'"Jty Recommend Kidney wort lt greatly ben
hlt-,i me-" says Rev q. l.. kemJle. Of Mohawk,
N. Y.
The bee., 1883-06-30

For I9 years /" writes Lyman a. Absll, Z GeorgIa,
VI. Il found no rellet from piles until tried Kidney
Wort, H has cured me-"
The bee., 1883-06-30

Singing irritation, Inflammation, Kidney.
Urinary complaints, cU-:cd nv BuchupaibaS1.
The bee., 1883-06-30

Pastor Universalist Church.
WOODSTOCK, O., May 10. 1888.