The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-06-27
WIT AND PLEASANTLY.

A Pittsburgh female physician sayz:
HWcmsn csn understand woman" All
we've got to sag ia, if she cen she's mighty
smart.
American mills make 400 miles of thread
day, every foot of which is warranted to
sazgle when bachelor undertakes to sew on
button.
s4Oh, she was q Jewel of wifen ssid Pat,
mourning over the Ices of his bstter-half;
'she always ptruek me with the soft end Of
The nopl"
A young LADY being told st q recent fire to
stand back, OF else the hose would be tdrnsd
On her, replied: sob, 1 don't csre; they are
striped on beth sides, anyway"
Did you ever notice how suddenly timid
wonnsn who ID humraing an operate air will
switch on on to religious hymn when
Eform comes up snd abe hears the first clap
bf thunder?
A New York justice has sent O woman to
BlackTelPs Island for ak months because
he shock her fst at him. A justice of the
peace hss big advantages compared with
sarIied man.
Nike was asked if Ia believed in second
eve. "Faish, en- / dol" said he ''If you
aye pound ofsugar, isn't it swete7 And.
shen that is gone, don't ycu want another;
nc int thst swsse, soof'
From the Burlington. Free Press: "Who
that Thin, Sad Msn-is he an ESitor2
bh, no, nv son; the Editor is Fat and
|trong. The Man you see was married
Fhen he was Nineteen years old"
an imaginative Iriahnan has improved
pon OssiaL. Il returned" said he, '.to the
alls Of my fathers by night, and cried
loud, my fathers, where arc they7' And
eho responded, is that you, Patrick Ne.
|lstheryP"
The economical side Of woman's charsc.
u shines forth with radiance when she sue
reds in fastening an eightesn-inch belt
round twenty-tWo-inch waist. Her JUST
Hble pride in nsking both ends meet do.
Tves conmendation.
A bridegrc0m's caution: The Rev. Samuel
arnshaw, of Shelf cid says thSt he was oncs
srrying z couple when he said 20 the man:
Bay after me, With my body thee wor-
ip'" The man innOcently asked: "Must
kneel down to hsr2"-London Echo.
In New York bOudoir: $50 Sullivan
ede $4,000 in IL minutes the other night.
eflly, we shall have TO invite him at our
&c party" "Yes, indeed. How nice il
ust be TO make so much money without
Q stigma Of being in trsde.-Philsdelph
sws
II don't wasn't 40 rubbish, no 6ne senti-
fnts, if you please" said the widow who was
ted what kind Of an episaph she delired
her late husbands tombstone. "Les il ba
ort and simple. Something like this: VIII
M johnson, aged IS years. The good die
ung.'"
'.Aigators," writes DR.. Henshen to the
prest and Stream, "may be partially
med" This statement cannot induce Us
attempt the oomesticstions Of alIigstors,
wever. It is tho part that can net BE-
ned that would likely TO chew you up
netime when you're not looking.
Il was 20 natural for Dr. Watts to speak in
me, that even st the very tins he wished
avoid j. Re could not. His father was dis.
ased at this propensity, and threatened 70
ID him II he did not leave of making
FFes. Ore day, when he was about to Pat
thres. INTO Execution, ssse child burst inc
rs, and on bis knees said:
pray, father. do some pity take.
Ard win no more verses make"
Sam, how was it yer didn't gil Elected TO
new s'ciety do udder ebenin'f" asked 3
key dude OF an old moke whose head
ked like ripe egg plant. Passing his
bd over the top of his head where the
OK wool ought TO be but wasn't, he re-
ed; "Dunno. Gus; but spec twas kase
black bald"
be had st last screwed his courage to the
hing psint, and had come determined to
the question. els Miss Blank inI' he
ed Of tho new girl. "Indade she ia that
sic engaged" "Bless y'r sOwl, bat you'd
nk 90 i: yez could see her and that young
q on the pa1lor sofa just noW Do yez
nt to zee her1" But he had fed.
sporting paper says that certain base
player was "fned twenty-five dollars
missing q fy." Persons who have
ched the antics of bald-headed man az
strikes simlessly at s fly viii wonder how
the richest bald-hesded mans purse
hld hold out if he were obliged to pay
Dnty-fve dollars for q mise.-PeckI