Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-11-15
HERE AND THERE.
Why are babies like new flannel I
Because they shrink from washing.

anent feel as II were 200 years younger.
-Sasan b. Anthony-Railadelphia Call.
| Darwin says that the monkey can
blush. Ha certainly ought to when he
sees the way his descendants are cutting
| up.
| England is the mistress of the seas, but
| the numerous forests in this country
| leaves America mistress OF the saws
Hartford Times.
A young woman who was frightened
by little dog until shs was yellow, said
IT made her terrier caught her color
Cincinnati Traveller.
In order that your husband may not
| forget TO bring in coal, place the hod
\ near the door where he can fall over it.
philadelphia Call.
A New York engraver recently made
this mistake "Mr. and Mrs. - re-
| speotfully request your presents at the
marriage of their daughter"
"Fhose picture cards l brought back
from Boston," remarked Mrs. Parting ton,
in pensive mood. "They are momen-
tums of the art loan imposition. "-Ltte.
| shoemaker vino failed in Portland,
Me-, the other day, made showing of |:
Assets, "a 0S; liabilities, S395. He
couldn't bring up that Is cents to save
his neck.-Dstr0H Free Ress.
/ "Ouida" wishes the American press to
l contradict the recent statement that her
health was delicate. We take pleasure
in stating that there Is nothing delicate
go, '''. rice 'esS'
les, said Farmer Jones, my sum
nler p9afaets compton, that the nights
are cold, but they certainly have no right
| tomato vinss snch a,ae.tas as .t On ), tne
| PM, Jeynh,a XII 90 'N'''
|
yvupS i@uy csilea NJ the po& once OF
music nan one "ay lsst week and in,
4 at iof t"o e,FoulsF drss5 seat ,
me senlal u'ke.-selief eharisabiy handed
ord i0p r. o y. J, S gifoie seats withouI
o'''"'
street ana seeing "Dr." on every other
mus mo1se' remarked i'.' that II wou'd loob q
ltttle mere regular II there was an coca
s.onsl " r. On the other side OF the
.1Os'V" oo""'e'c'd' Dufstm.
| "A oig iankee from Maine, on paying
ms eili III London restaurant, was told
that me sum put down didn I include
the waiter. Wa" he roared, 81 didn't
eat any waiter, did ~ He looked as if
ne conid' though; and there was no fur
'A1t u's0u'sioI
because when he came home he
oouiah tnlsunctly say THE sea eesseth
ana suihoeth us" size Insisted that lie
was hitjxioated: Then she found that
he could say "1on shnt your head and
60 TO bed, distinctly enough.-Boston
os'
II is Narrated that Scion once Awarded
the prize for Virtue to Grecian Re
porter, who frankly Announced that he
Had not Severed his Connection with the
athens Dmty l5ok'bidt but had been
Bounced therefrom for lncompetency.-
th'cd9o Neps.
| "C4awles," che lisred to her new
beau from Boston, dhaye Won sa.n
Rogers new sronp P'' "No." he renIisd
.'but know Billy ROGERS Old gang who
backed John l. Sullivan - They are
estranged; Boston "enlehah" wss too
much Tor hor.-Ihe Judge.
Mr.. SpuTgeon the famous London
| preacher, being asked whether A man
could be- Christian and belong 10 a
brass bard, replied. eyes. | think he
luigLt but il wonld bs y,ry dificnit
matter for his mkt door ueishbnr 10 he
| a Christian "-L9,c Courier.
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| Nave h.aiJ sra.s., l., 1850 ,'' ' % huou
aAv4 va,lI o., 80 n7eIef-
was a7 EnslGs, -, l nd,es , hsi.
a dows, an ka6eisit tho baan.t If - a
laddte, an near Eauu' hsreit tar laird