The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-03-17

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 Then am pleased 10 gise another shoiee seleeuon from Clark wonderful store-house
 The death ange. smot- Alexander Mstslae.
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 The same volume contains an admira- Die bit oi droilefy Tn the following iake-on on art cnticism Me have received from the eminen; sculpter. Mir. Felix Mal,ins, oi Winning ton. comic haJ-rslief designed for an ornamental hre-board. 1, represents ar lrishman ID his night shlu running away with the little god Cupid. while the lfish- mans sweetheart demurely hangs her head in the corner. Every true work oi art tells its own story and we understand. as soon as we glance at this, ,ha, our lrish friend has been eoqueted with by the fair one, and IS pretending 10 transfer his love 10 other quarters. There Is lurk- ing smile on the lrishmans i.ps which expresses his mischiesous intentions per. perfectly. Me think it would have been better, however. 10 have clothed him in something else than nigh, shir,. and ,o | have smoothed down his hair. Ne have placed ihis .Eef-.f oessye upon a shelf IT our office, where il will undoubtedly be admired by our friends when they call Me are glad to encourage such pfostes: i Tn Delaware art
 Adeier has gwen the public an admir-. able satire Tn his Improved Gongres 1 sional Record If Congress resolve 10 act upon the suggestion made by Senator Miller ,ha l the Gon.'yess,oaaI Ret o,1 be issued as weekly and sent to every family in ths i country. some modification ought 10 b< made of the contents of the Re.orG Int paper is much to heavy and dismal in il. present condition to be welcome in the ordinary American household. Perhap. It might have a puzzle department anc fl so one of the hTst puzzles could tAks the shape of an inquiry how happen. fthat so many Congressmen get nch on hse thousand dollars year. The de partmeni of answers to correspondent. could be enriched with references ,c letters from office-seekers, and the de pariment of household economy could contain explanations of how the mem Der, frank their shirts home through the post otfiee so as to get them in the family wash i As for the general contents. describing the business proceedings in tho Senate and House, we recommend ,ha, these should be put in the form of verse, We should treat them. say, something IT this fashion:
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