Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-05-22


Street, Phila., Pa.
The report that Mr.. Gladstone will visit
America Is premier tour.
There is no remedy In the world so val
liable 70 use in the case Of sudden accident
or illness IS J9hHSon's ip0dgge LjHjmeRt.
II can be used internally and externally
and its power is truly marvellous.
A sound uggeSti0n--never turn deaf
ear 10 the telephone.
We call the attention OF our lady reade
20 the advertisement ia our columns OF
James Pvle'S Pearline, for laundry and
kitchen purposes. Al article so popular
and widely circulated, must possess mer-
is that commend Il 70 the favor OF house
keeper.
The man who was cured by mesmerist
says he was trance-hNed.
NOTHING EVER DID OR EVER CAN
Give such entire satisfaction as Pearls
White Glycerine, FOR the cure OF al dis
eases OF the skin. 10 eIadicateS sl spots,
freCkeS, moth patches, black worms, PIN
pies, and many other faults OF the COM
pleXion.
An Ohio man has taken the smallpox
from pet pig. When once this disease
gets into a family {, i pretty sure 20 go
through IL
There is nothing 50 dear a. cheap medi-
cine il is dear al any price. This Is true
OF the large packs OF condition powders
now sold. Buy SitridGg's CIra'ry Condo
non Pltrtsrs and you can't make a mis-
take. The 'rrgs packs are utterly worth
less.
&c No. said 8 New York belle, who had
lust returned from tour 10 Europe and
Egypt, no. l didn't 20 % the Red Sea.
Red. YOU know, doeSn agree with my COM
pieNiOu.
Badness may he avoided by the use o.
Halls Hair Remover, which prevents the
falling out ot the hair. aud stimulates il 70
renewed growth and luNUriance. Il also
restores faded or gray hair % It's original
dark color, and radically cures nearly ey-
cry disease OF the scalp.
Yosel 20 his son az a concert during
the performance OF ! Duet d" Do We
see, Tom. Eow it's getting late they are
singing two AZ time, so as % get done
sooner.
o." Neglect old friends for the sake Of
new. and lose both But remember that
kidney-WOrt Is a friend YOU cannot afford
20 neglect. PlaSters NAV relieve. but they
can't cure that lame back FOR the Kidneys
are the trouble and YOU want remedy to
act directly on their seCretiOns. - purify
and restore their healthy condition. hid
uey-W0Tt has that specific action.
"wha, brought YOU 20 prison NV coll
ored friend ," asked philauthropls;. Two
C0nStab,es, sab. q. Had liquor anything
20 90 with IT. " Yes sab; dey was bof
% en- drunk.
A Seutentious. crispy aud cheerful letter
from Nj Geo. Gl4diinE Of HartsSroye,
Ohio. rcCitcS this fact. yit '' ! was almost
dead from heart disease. Or. Graves
Heart Regulator has cured me-. Fog more
than 80 years this preparation has received
public recognition and endorsement as be-
.ug the aI .g.I-a -HT. fpr heart disease.
sleep'e>SucSS and nervousness TlsGi.is.
A farmers journal recommends e. blau-
ketiug the bees iu winter. a msu should
be careful which end o. the bee he graSps
when he goes 20 put blanket on it or ne
may '' blank t. considerably more than
he bargained for
An old butcher way out Ia Missouri.
With neuralgia. he suffered Ike fury.
-. Jacobs OIL baniShed
The pain which al vanished
And prevented q coroner's Jury.
A cranky old man named Blake,
SAYS -. Jacobs OIL takes the cake,
He gave il one test,
And Saws - the best
Cure in the world for baCkAChe.
Young lady Just from boarding school,
81 dinner-t8bie'- Please. papa. III like
leg Of the roast chicken. Papa-You have
had oEe, my dear and your brother had
the other Young Lady in q Sprightly
manner-Oh. sure enough a chicken has
only two legs It's q duck that has four
legs.
What viii Brown Iron Bitters cure: IL
viii cure Heart Disease, Paralysis, Dropsy.
Kidney Disease, Consumption. Dyspepsia