The Portland daily press., 1883-07-06

ell courier.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate for Women
and Children.
Or. Jos. HoLT, New Orleans, La, says 81
have frequently found it OF excellent service IN
cases of debility, loss of appetite, and in con-
valescence from exhaustive illness, and par
ticularly of service in treatment of women and
children"
A wealthy man used to be called opulept.
Now he is considered monopulent.-Marathon
Independent.
In the Rop Porous Plaster the virtues OF
Fresh Hops are combined with strengthening
and stimulating balsams, aud it's cures OF
Weak Back, Pain in the Side, Rheumatism
and Neuralgia Pain in the Chest are simply
marvellous, it being more etficacious and thor
ough than any ,liniment or liquid remedies
You'll say so after using.
AS soon as politician decides that he viii
sell his Influence, he suddenly finds out that
he has nothing of the kind to sell.-New Or
leans Picayune.
Coloen's Lie biR's Liquid Beef Tonic and
Invigorator
will cure indigestion, dyspepsia or loss of ap-
petite. Ask for Colden's of druggists.
Shakespeare never repeated If some Of the
voters of the present day would only adhere to
the same principle the majorities would not be
SO overwhelming.-Pac
The concentrated power and curative virtues
cf a arfc CO. .sll -.
liable and economical medicine that can be
used.. 1t contains no dangerous or harmful in
gradients, and may be safely administered, to
patients of all ages When you are sick the
best medicine that can be obtained is none too
good. and is the cheapest, whatever its cost
The reporters of the Chinese newspaper in
New York supplement their salaries by selling
the leaves of their notebooks for the labels of
tea chests.-Lowell Citizen.
The charge against the English sparrows is
that they do not eat worms Granted But
in England they devour worms, bugs and ey-
erything else destructive to vegetation. They
have to do it or starve. In this country they
do not care for worm diet, and why should
enough better food to keep billions of sparrows
in luxury? Before killing the spsrrows for
making choice of dishes, snhv not first re-
form az wastsfd habits?-Philadelph ls News
The great sale of Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing. and for enrichiug the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole sys-
tenn nothing can surpass these remedies.
Willie-"Mamma, will Susie and me have
birthdays after we're dead?" Mamma-"Why
Washington,-don't you know?"-Harvard
Lampoon.
"Oh that this too, too solid flesh would melt
thaw, resolve itself into dew" is the heart
felt expression of many poor nervous suffer
All such can get comfort, consolation and
restoration by reading that great work ops.ysf-
YoBs pS'5r1Iy entitled The ScteEe9of Life; or,
Self-Preservation,' published By the Peabody
Medical Institute, advertised in this paper.
He was looking for the cashier and asked
the paying teller if Mr.. Blank was in. "Gone
to the Springs" was the reply in the terse
manner and courteous tones usual to bar K,
hotel and various other kinds of clerks. "How
much is it?'' asked the visitor. The teller
didn't seem to catch on.-San Francisco Post
''whatl'' said Mr.. Sucker, 'you haven't no.
ticed what dumpish, stupid girl she is? It's
positively frightful. Inever called on her that
she didn't go to sleep within half an hour