The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-01-17
WIZ AND PLEASANTLY.

Love e%CIAtCo. yOAA WIZ
skin sacque and wearing your ten-year-old
overcoat snotner winter.
An Irishman looking at thermometer
remarks that it is strange that so small q
thing could feel the cold 60 much.
1t is suggested, by lady, that the reason
thew say "her" and %'she' when they speak
Of ships is that they are 50 very docile and
obedient.
A public spirited lady friend refrsins
from wearing cOrsets because she is opposed
to anything that interferes with the liberty
of the press.
At fashionable wedding in Philadel-
phia recently, the absent minded orgsnlst
PLAYED Empty is the Cradle" He was re-
tired on half pay.
A Dutch Congressman remarked, sven
vas elected, thought W uld ind dem all
Solomons down here; but 1 found dere vas
some as pick fools here as vas myself"
ave approach Thee, O.Lord, under the
auspices of the Essex County Agricultural
Society" was the opening of Massachu-
sets ciergyman's prayer at & recent meet
ing.
A south side girl who married recently
saws that her husband will soon be q
wealthy man if he would only work az
hard now as he did when he was making
love to her.
Tyndsll says that men and women exist
ed on this earth so 900 600 years before the
date of Adam and Eve, so PROBABLY we of
to-day know nothing of some of the most
charming scandals that ever occurred.
A fashionable lady who lost her pet Pood-
| le short time since was asked If she
didn't greatly miss the beast. mo was
the reply, "my husband sort of takes his
place in my affections."-Lowell Courier.
"What the Mepishtopheles is the use2"
said the Disguised country editor. How
are you going to make country local paper
pay in a town where they hold four sewing
societies week? Too much opposition"
"Jsne." said q father, Il thought you
hated stingy people, and yet your young
man" why, pa, who said he was
stingy7" "Oh, nobody" replied pa, "Only
could see he was little close rs passed
through the ROOM"
Two sons of the Emerald Isle discussing
a certain cOlored man, one remarked: But
he was mighty shmart, dye moind."
"Phat are you talkin' aboutp replied the
other. IF he was so shmart, how did he
come to be a naygur?"
ooh, I've just had such g scare" exclaim-
ed prime and pale housewife; Il feel as
teri" was ssked. WE'LL she replied, "you
msy not believe it, but as sue as live that
girl deliberately opened the parlor shutters
snd the sun was shining right in.
81 suppose when women get their rights, -
said the young man in the fiat hat, ''you
girls will be making love to the fellows
H., L. 10 far- -.
you know" "Yes," replied Angelina, "only
: one wants to choose ones lovers The
next moment the young man in the fiat nat
was standing alone, feeling Aa.ter than his
fat hat.
In a town not many miles from Boston, 8
man stepped into a neighbours house where
he saw the head of the family lying upor
, his back on the floor, and his wife stanoinl
over him, as he thought, with threatning
air. He was about to withdraw, when th'
PROSTATE man shouted, "Come along in
Steve; she is only chslking me out pair c
, pants"
|, A young physician who had long wor
/ shipped a. a distance, was one day suddenly
called 10 attend her. He found her sufferlnl
from no particularly dangerous maladay
but she wanted him to prescribe for her
e nevertheless; SO the doctor took her hsnC
and said impre.sively: "We.l, l should pre-
tc;ibe-I should prescribe that-you-ge
married "0h, goodness" said the inter
esting invalid; "who would marry me.
wonderT" al would" snapped the doctor
: with all the voracity of six-foot pickere
"You2' exclaimed the maiden. Eyes.
: "Wel, Doctor, il that is the fearful alterna
tive, you can go away and let me die Il
peace Cheek.
= And Independent and Republican
: that lie, two politicians-went out fishing nc
. long since, but met with q lsherman's usus
!, luck Feeling damp and hungry the
"a started for home. On their read home the
passed farm, where young girl, who
e supposed to have Democratic tendencie:
7, was milking a cow. They yelled to hel
q Gal. have you got any buttermilkf "Yei
q but we keep it for our own calves" was tn
10 unsatisfactory reply gently waited to thei
cara. The disappointed fishermen did nc
n prolong the Conversation, but kept right o
<. toward home. Where Democrats have bee
" elected to Office, it is hardly worth while fc
j, Independents or Republicans to apply fo
J. Buttermilk. Tae Democrats arc going t
keep it for their own calves.-Cexas Sif
q ings.
Fun for Isaac.
- Mr.. Nose Schsumburg mentioned to hi
!, husband tost she was going to get up Ii
~ !, tie birthday party for 1saac, their younge
son, but Nose objected strongly, as it wou
90 cost too much mopey for cake, etc.
Is "But," demonstrated Mrs Schsumbur
as 81 have promised dot little poy, Isaac,
OF makes hi a some fun on his birthday"
g. dot wash ell right" replied Nose, Pu
IN ting his finger to his nose and winking vel
slyly at Mrs. Schaumbuag, "I dells you, r
Of beccs, how we makes dot little poy Isa
to much happiness mitout any expenshes
ly all. You know dot poy Isaac efery mig
to takes dose Of dot vermifuge Gose vorl
or for, but be likes dot vermifuge not. Now
&c dells you vat We does nit dot poy Isaac
celebrate his birthday mt. On his birthd
an we gives him do. vermifuge not, and d
or he wash peter pleashed AS if he had bar
Z, vot cost q tollar and six pits for cakes q
a.. dose udder foOlishness.n
~ They dp not AmIIate.
- Texas siftingsl
'iS A colored man was busily engaged
saving wood for Col. Fowls, when the ]
az ter observed that the bosom of the nan q
ne the brother, so to speak, was adorned by
sct Odd Fellows breast pin.