Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-11-26
BRIGHT BITS.

A WORD to the Y's: You can t help be-
| ing cold, for you are next to the Z-row.
THE fate of Russias autOcrat will be
/ to lie in a CZar-cOphagus.-Neto York
! NelrS.
DoN'r count your chickens before they
/ are Matched, for some of the eggs may be
needed at the next lecture.
THE powder used by the bride in the
| wedding of giants at Pittsburg, Pa, was,
we presume, giant powder.
! II is said that Indians roasted the Times
| Democrats exploring party because one
/ of its members said something about the
! hardly everglades.
"SAM, why do you keep that old shovel
| lying around here; it's no useE' Yes,
| sab: dat's why | keeps it, sah-for it's
snow use. "-Te.SlS SUtings.
! A WESTMINSTER COUNTY MAN, who
| babe his friend goodbye at Forty-second
! street. said, "Pm coming down to York
again on Evaporation Day"
AT a New Jersey wedding the middle
! aisle of the church was covered with
autumn leaves. Shftless sort of sections
thew must have in New Jersey.-BurliRg-
! ton Free Press.
THE Aurora (In.) Blade has reporter
who chronicles the appearance IN that
town last Tuesday of "a solitary horse
man accompanied by a couple of other
rough-looking individuals"
A CABLE dispatch says that the Crown
Prince Frederick William of Prussia will
meet four Kings at Naples. Unless the
Crown Prince holds four aces he had
better remain away from Naples.-NOrriS-
torn Herald.
SEE that the great American republic
is collecting enormous duties and taxes IN
order that it NAV have an excess of funds.
If my own finances do not improve, l shall
certainly start a republic in the spring.
4. ROmdRof.
LADY VISITOR: SIS your mistress at
homer" Servant (religiOusly inclined j:
eyes, mum. but she's too busy ter see
ver." Lady visitor: "Then she is not at
homer? Servant: "FacU is, mum, | can't
lie under $50 a month-and l wOn't."-
Life.
AN editor in Kankakee
Once falling in a burning passion
With q veXatiOus rival, he
Wrote him a letter in this fashion:
"You are an ass, uncouth and rude,
And will be one eternally
Then, in an absent minded mood,
He signed it "YoUrs, fraternally.'
Chicago Meas.
If Whitelaw Reid should be elected
United States Senator from New ork the
Senate chamber at Washington would
nave 10 De enldrg6u. ION SlldhSV hOulu
be the emotions of the other Senators to
have for an associate man who never
thinks of himself that he doesn't take OIL
his hat and bow his head as il in the pres
ence of the Deity Chicago NeeoS.
spa" said RollO, looking up from
ssRoughing IT, "what is gold-bearing
quartz?' E'WelI, my son." replied Rollo's
father, who was glancing in troubled
manner at the milkman's bill for October,
''when a man sells diluted water for
cents a quart, think he has struck better
gold-bearing quarts than ever Mr.. Mark
Twain dreamed "-BurliRgt0R Hdlok-
eye.
THE stranger who stepped into the
studio was rather surprised to learn that
Smith was an ignOramus, cowboy at
heart, an uniformed pugilist, coward,
a beat, a thief, blackmailer, convicted
periurer, a drunkard, an outcast from So
ciety, malicious slanderer, liar ana
two horse thieves. The stranger thought
that a little of the last campaign must
have cot belated in the home of art until
he learned that Smith was the critic who
didn't happen to like the artists picture
in the Academy eXhibitiOn.-Puck.