Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1883-04-04
NUMBER q.

A few nights agu q .taiierty said W
Testdy: "What Is 1t, me bye. laat. you
have to do the first thiue In the, morn
.inXf" II know well enough. fayther,
what ] have to do the first thing In; the
morning." replied Teddy. laughing.
"What is 1t. ye spalpeeaa' The FIRST
thing have 10 do In tho morning is to
get the kindling wood ready the night
Congressman Van Aernam recently
said; 81 attended the memorial scrvi-
ccs OF Abraham Lincoln in 1863, and
those Of Garfield in 1881. or the 400
great men who We're present on the
former occasion, only nineteen were
gathered at the hitter. In sixteen years
political. generation has passed away.
We live and die rapidly on Capitol
HIM. t 3ga sisi aifs5s
An insanc woman, created an excite.
Eient At . hotel in Ottawa, Canada, ~.
hefsti0iente Ia ttornandfRg III interview
with the Marqtis60 nj horne. She WAS
pacificd only when she wns granted u
telephone conversation with what she
was told was the Marquis, but who IN
reality Was q clerk in another part of
the hotel. The deception was very
soothing. vit1s1 "i83 h7h sl1' =
MIR. Franklin w. Rogers tho Boston
artist, has had fu.l-grown wild fox in
his studio rs a mo!cl. Last week the
fox broke his collar. and before Mr..
Rogers arrived in the morning, had
nearly killed pet Scotch terrier. made
havoc with pictures. easels. palettes. and
draperics. and finally cost Mr. Rogers
several hours Of chasing before he was
killed by pistol sfot. 'e .'a}ta.'' :
A vast amount Of cheap fish is annu-
ally wasted in England because tho per
pie ignorantly suppose it. il rot ft to
cat. and wont buy ii. cnc III tic nsrf,,f
features of the coming international
Fishing Exhibition at London will be
daily demonstrations BY the School Of
Cookery that these sO.Mlled inferior
sorts of fish are sayory and nutritious.
Visitors will have an opportunity Of see-
ing them prepared ana cooked. and Of
proving their quality by eating them ON
the spot t.g .yH -
Not long ago in officer of the army
who. having lost his upper teeth. worea
false set, was engaged in serious conver-
sation with some Indians. His plate
tr0sIbling him, he took il out and wiped
II with his handkerchief. The Indians
watched. the process with rinfeigncd as
constituent When the captain, putting
the plate in his mouth. went ON with tie
conversation, they sprang to their feet
and left the room and post In all haste,
sAd with every symptom Ut extreme ter
fpr. a-sa.g4fft a1szs }HflI sfet,.g \
Senator Edmunds is tail man with
q large framc, and 4 students stOop In
his broad SHOULDERS. lIs has Largo
hands. q good-sized foot and Jig head,
which. on top. is as destitute Of hair as
4 baby's cheek. A two-inch frinye of
fine gray locks surrounds this oasis of
badness, fading away into the full whitc
beard v''icll covers fhc side an,l lower
part Of his square, intelligent lace. His
forehead is broad aud iign. anil his bald
spot back Of It terminates in several
blunt cones at the crown. His eyes Hre
steel gray. and they shoot out at YOU
from under heavy brows of bristlfng
'ssssiss !. ilf! ns,ss q shtgs md slIghta5
inclined 10 bc ilOalan. III
There must be good home trade for
cheese down IN Maine, juigin.s from the
average price which the factories claim
to have received for thcir product. To
be sure, there arc only n factories Iii
the State; at any rate, onl, that number
report TO the State Agricultural De-
partmcnt; and their total make last year
was only 5S6.S34 pounds. Most Of them.
make Anletiium-sized cheese, ranging
from 81, to IS pounds. Three make
5O-pO,lnd cheese, t'.ree 45-,,otiYIti. Two
42-ponud, two 35.p6snd. and toura
35-pound. while one OF each makes a,
%. 55. 50. AZ. A.. 43, 40. 80. 50. nni So
pound cheese. T'his gives an average
Of 43 pounds. Such cheese us this. IL
well made 81, full milk. is admirably
adapted to the home trade, and explains
tho high average priee giten. One
claims only 10 cents. and it is likely that
the cheese was partly skinned. Two
others cinim II cents, and ono IN cents.
The restall claim from II up to Is CENTS
for their average price. ~,