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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

A capital story is told of the way in
which a Danish colonial magistrate once
suppressed perjury in his court. He
said nothing of his method, but an En-
glish friend seated beside him on the
bench noticed that whenever witness
told palpable lie he jumped. He ask
ed the reason, and the magistrate, after
a caution, revealed his secret. my
orderly stands behind the witness, and
whenever / put my left hand to my ear,
that indicates that the evidence is false,
and he runs pin into him." The .'sting
of conscience" in this material form
proved effectual, and the magistrate,
who died honored throughout Denmark,
in three years turned an Alsac.a into
one of the most orderly and law-abid.
ing of communities. He could always
get the truth.
The United States fires in January
warmed up the insurance companies
over 30, 200, 900 out of the total So, $780,.
600 destroyed.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
MINCE PIE GRAMMAR.
by MARY c. RUoe

| dreamed dream the other night,
When everything was still;
| dreamed saw the parts OF speech
All dancing quadrille.
A low, deep groan escaped my mouth
A tear stood in my eye;
| thought said, a month ago,
To grammar goodbye.
And there, the hateful things, they stood,
A curious, motley crowd,
And while gazed the music played:
Each to his partner bowed.
The Noun was standing with the Verb,
As IL Is wont TO do.
And followed 1t where'er 1. went,
A subject tried and true
The Verb was all on action bent
In such merry mood
IL made II quite imperative
That IL should be subdued.
And, Just before them, vis-a-yis,
AS have always heard,
Stood these two qualifying ones,
The Adjective, Adverb.
While, to the side, of less account,
To my best recollection,
Stood Pron0un. PrepOsltlon,
Conjunction, Intersection.
Then right and left, and ladies' change
And chassez In The middle,
And promenade and balancez.
While Syntax played the fiddle.
Then fast and furious grew the fun,
Their steps became unstable;
And Interiection said: "Alas
To dance more Pm not able"
And everything then grew quite mixed
1t always was bother
To tell them when they stood quite still,
One part of speech from t'other.
And all at once the music ceased,
Perhaps the rest you've guessed
The pie | ate for tea that night
Had made me sleep distressed.
-Cdn'bridge Tribune
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
4 Fireman's Fortune.

The San Francisco .(Cal) Chronicle,
in an article on the Fire Department of
San Francisco, gives the following from
Asst. Chief Engineer Matthew Brady:
Il have been subject to an aiggravating
pain in my chest for ovef four years.
resorted TO various modes of treatment
To obtain relief. have had my chest
terribly blistered. No physician could
tell what was the matter with me. Two
weeks ago | commenced using st. ia
cobs Oil. 1t has cured me-
Bird's-eye maple, which sells for $3.50
per 1000 feet in England, is used for
tirewood i'm western North Carolina.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
O, Lord! What Cheek!

Henry w. Lord is very anxious to have the
senatorial question settled, and for this pur-
pose telegraphed his friend stockbridge at Lam
sing, few days since as follows; "If you
have any difficulty In finding an available can
didate for senator, perhaps you can find what
you are looking for In me- l make this sug-
gestion TO you. Please show this to Coots and
other Detroit gentlemen" His request was
complied with, and others beside Detroit gen
temen have had the pleasure Of reading the
telegram.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
TO BE CONTINUED.

A large rosette or bow of velvet rib
Don, with a square or horseshoe buckle
of Strauss pebbles, is worn on the left
side of the dress just below the waist:
Crushed strawberry, cerise scarlet snd
garnet shades are worn with black satin
dresses.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

When you visit or leave New York City, save
Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel opposite Grand
Central Depot.
Elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost Of one mil
lion dollars, reduced to 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad TO all depots Families can
live better for less money at the Grand Union
Hotel than at any other first-class hotel In the
citys
The gratitude of place-expectants Is lively
aopea m fufure favora
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Indoor dresses for morning have the
neck cut out in n low, sharp point and
finished with standing collar. A mill
tary standing collar of white linen with
a chemisette fastened by tiny buttons is
worn inside the V-shaped neck of the
dress.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
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Ferry i'm Washington.

A dispatch from the national capital on the
18th stated that neither Senator Ferry nor Hub
bell would come to this state to attend the
bribery investigation at Lansing. Ferry felt
quite sanguine Of election on the 18th but the
ballot that was taken showed the groundless-
ness Oh his hopes.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
Michigan I'm the New River and Har-
bOr Hill.

The river and harbor bill reported appropri-
ates $1,000, 600 Of which sl50000 arefor Charlie
voix, $4,000 for Cheboygan, $4,000 for Au sa-
BILE $4,000 for ontonagon, $4,000 for Muske-
gon, $1,000 for Saginaw river above Bay City,
$25, 900 for opposite Bay City, $4,000 below
Bay City, $4,000 for Grand Haven, $685. 900 for
Sand Beach harbor Of refuge, and $4,000 for
Lime Kiln crossing.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Go carefully In purchasing medicine. Many
advertised remedies can work great injury-are
worse than none. Burdock Blood Bitters are
purely vegetable preparation; the smallest
child can take them. They kill disease and
cure the patient I'm safe and kindly way.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

The most fashionable velvet bonnets
are capotes with pulled brim, lined with
a cream-tinted ruche, and trimmed with
rosettes of ribbon ends cut out in sharp
nOtches.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
First Rate Evidence.

.'Often unable 10 attend business, being sub
ject to serious disorder of the kidneys. After
a long siege of sickness tried Burdock Blood
Bitters and was relieved by half bottle" Mr..
B. Turner, of Rochester, N. Y, takes the pains
70 xyritq
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
Depend Upon IL,

A man has no more right 10 say an uncivil
thing than to act one; no more right To say n
rude thing tn another than TO knock him down.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Any person having a bald head and failing to
see the benefit to be derived from the great pc
troleum hair remover, Carbolinc, as now i'm
proved and perfected, In the face Of the vast
number Of testimonials from our very best cit
liens is surely going IL blind.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

A word, a look which at one time makes no
impression, at another time wounds the heart,
and like shaft flying with the wind, pierces
deep.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

FOR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, Depression of
Spirits and General Debility, in their various formsi
also as preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers the "FERBO-PHosPHo-
RATED ELIXIR OF CALIsAYA," made by Caswell,
Hazard Co, New York, and sold by all Druggists,
is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from
I,ever ar other sic IL has equal.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
Crumbs OF Comfort.

Ear ache, tooth ache, neuralgia, and
deafness can be instantly relieved and
finally cured by JohnSOn's AnOdyne Lin
inlent. Get bottle and read directions.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

The lightsome countenance of friend giveth
such an inward decking to the house where it
lodgeth as proud palaces have cause to envy
the gliding.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

We cannot too strongly attack superstition,
which is the disturber of society, nor too highly
respect genuine religion, which is the support
of f.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Have you seen the Chrolthion collars and
cuffs? Something new. Ask for them.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Mother SYMPTOMS prophesies and Louisiana
elections are very uncertain things, but Thorn
as Electric Oil can be depended upon always
II cures aches and pains OF every description.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

We recently overheard sufferer from Ner-
vous Debility say of ALIENS BRAIN FoOD
SIT is Meat, Drink, Lodging, and weeks wash.
ing thrown in" At druggists and at Allen Phar
m icy 315 LIST ave N Y.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
IrIlpOrtant.

Nothing, indeed, but the possession of some
power can with any certainty discover what ut
the bottom is the true character of any man.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Why is pair of skates like an applet
Because they have both occasioned the
fall of man.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

May tell you why II ceems to me a good
thing for us to remember wrong that has been
done usl That we NAV forgive IL.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Many persons, after once they become learn
ed, cease To be good. All other knowledge is
hurtful to him who has not the science of hon
esty and good nature.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22
DO NOf Move Blindly.

Discover the opinion OF your enemies, which
Is commonly the truest; for they will give you
no quarter. and allow nothing TO complaisancc.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

Inc edltor OF an agricultural paper
says there is absolutely no cure for hog
cholera, but that Sheridan's Condition
Powders given occasionally will certain
ly preventit. Be sure to get Sheridan's
The other kinds in large packs are trash
Shell-shaped frills of lace in two mar
row straps across the shoulders takes
the place of sleeves in low corsages.
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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-02-22

} PREVENT crooked boots aud bistered heels
by wearing Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners.
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23

LE RICHAUs' GOLDEN BALsAM No. 1 Cures Chancres, first and second stages; sores on the legs and body; Syphilitio Catarrh' Diseased Scalp and all primary forms the disease. Price $500 per bottle. LE RIoHAUs' GOLDEN BALsAM No. 2 Cures Tertiary. Mercurial, Syphilitio Rheuma- tism, Pains in the Bones, Liberated Throat SyphiGtic Rash, Lumps, etc.. and eradi- cates all diseases from the system, either caused by bad treatment or abuse of mer- oury, leaving the blood pure and healthy. Price aSJ .00-p5T bottle.
 LIE RIOBAUs' GOLDEN SPANISH ANrIDO1E fUr the cure of Gonorrhoea. Gleet, etc. Price, g. 50 per bottle.
 LIE RICHAUs' GOLDEN SPANISH INJECTION, a wash for cure of Gleet, Structures. Disease of the Urethra and Bladder, etc. Price, $1.5C per bottle.
 LF RICHAus' GOLDEN OINTMENT for the eff fective healing of Syphilitic Sores and Eruptions. Price, S1.00 per bottle. Also Agents for LE RICHAus' GOLDEN PILLS, for weakness, loss of physical powers, and all diseases arising from abuse and excess or overwork. Price $500 per box. Sent everywhere, c. O, D., securely packed per Express.
 c. r. RICHARDS G co. Agents,
 427 & 449 Sansome street, COT. Clay, May1tf San Francisco, Cal.
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23
Dr. SPINNEY.
 NO. II KEARNY STREET. Treats all Chronic and Special Diseases.
YOUNG MEN

Who may be suffering from the effects of youthful folies or indjseration will do we'll to avail themselves of this, the gFea test boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity |. Dr. Spinney will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weakness or pri- vate disease of any kind or character which he undertakes and fails to cure.
 NzEDDLE-AGED MEN.
 There are many at the age of thirty to six ty who are troubled with too frequent evac- nations of the bladder, often accompanied by a slight smarting or burning sensation and weakening of the system ill manner the patient cannot account for. On examin- ing the urinary deposits ropy sediment wlll often be found, and sometimes small particles of albumen will appear, or the CO., Tor will be of thin milkish hue, again changing to dark and torpid appearance. There are many men who die of this difficult ty. ignorant of the cause, which is the sec ond stage of seminal weakniss. Dr. s. win guarantee perfect cure Tn all such eases, and healthy restoration of the genitO-arin ary Orgaus.
 Office Hours-1O to and to 8. Sundays from 10 to II A. N. Consultation free. Tho rough examination and advice,$5.
 Call or address
 DIR. SPENNEY cE co.
 decltf No. II Kearny St. San Francisco
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23
Consumption Cured.

An old physician. retired from active practice having had placed in his hands by an East India Missionary the formula of Q simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and Lung affections, also positive and radical cure for general Debility and all nervous com plaints, after having thoroughly tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of eases, feels it his duty to make it known to his suffering fellows. The recipe will be sent free of charge, to all who desire 1t, with full directions for preparing and success fully using. Ad lress with stamp. naming this paper. DR. J. c. RAYMOND, 164 Wash ingtOn Street, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23
First insertion Nov. 25th.
 Notice for Publication,
MINERAL A APPRECIATION No. 129.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE. scott Arizona November 25th 1883

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
 Prescott Arizona November 25th 1883.
 Notice is hereby given that Lamson s. Melton and William F. Grounds whose Post office address is Mineral Park. MOhave county, Territory of ArIzona, have this day filed their application for patent for fif- teen hundred 1500 feet of the Cordelia mine O. vein or lode bearing silver and gold with surface ground six hundred 600 feet in width situated in Wallapai mining district, coun- ty of Mohave and Territory of Arizona and designated by field notes and official plat on file in this once as Lot No, 40 in sections Nos. ' and l2 of township No. 22 north of range No. IS west Gila and Salt River meri- dian. Said lot No. 40 being described as follows, to wit:
 Beginning at post two 2 by four inches two and half 215 feet high marked 1 in mound of stone on south end of claim from which quarter section stake of section No. range 17 west section No. 12 range Is west | township No. p north bears south 16S 28' east 661 feet and north east corner of Todd mine bears south 37a 4 east l2S3 feet and initial point of original location a stone monument and stake on center of vein situ- | ato on north side of mine shaft sixty 60 feet | deep bears north 18e 30 west 70 feet to trail leading from Bobtail Basin 200 feet to initial monument thence from post marked N T" 1 30' west GOO feet to post two ? by four 4 inches two and half 213 feet high and marked " in mound of stones on north west corner of claim from which top of mon- ument on Mineral Park Niggerhead bears N 30e 2 west thence from said post and monu- ment south 1So 30' east 1500 feet to a post l two by four inches, two and one half 21% i feet high marked V in mound of stones on i southwest corner claim from winch a pros pect shaft fifteen 15 feet deep, on lower side of lode, bears north 2 55' east 39S feet and the chimney of stone house bears north 66" 35' west. Thence from said post and monument north 7l0 3G east 300 feet to post marked and place of beginning, containing twenty 20 and 66-1O0 acres.
 The location of this mine is recorded in 1 the Recorders office of Mohave county, Territory of Arizona in Book D. pages 522 and 523 mining records of Mohave county. Arizona. Any and all persons claiming adversely any portion of said "Cordelist' mine or surface ground are required | to file their adverse claims with the Register of the United States Land Office at Prescott in the Territory of Arizona dur ing the sixty days period of publication hereof or they will be deblrred by virtue of | the statute. THOMAS WING, Register.
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23
First insertion November 11th 1883. Application for a Patent to the Hubbard Consolidated Quartz
 Mining Claim.
UNITED STATES LAND Orr11E,

UNITED STATES LAND OFF1CE, Prescott, Arizona Territory, Nov. 5, 1883.
 Notice is hereby given, that Albert Yeo- mans, whose postoffice address is Warren, Ono, has this day filed his application for a patent for one thousand linear feet known as the Hubbard Consolidated mine. on the Arnold vein or lode of gold and silver bear ing rock, with surface ground six hundred feet ID width, situated ln Cedar Valley min ing district, MOhave couLty, Te. ritory of Arizona, and designated by the field notes and official plat filed in this office as Lot No. fl, on the official plat of survey thereof.
 The exterior boundaries of said Lot No. fl are as follows to wit:
 Beginning at a stone post by side of a mound of stones, marked on the south side thereof, HI. c. No. l." being the cen tre of the north boundary line of said min = and the centre of the south boundary he. of the General Lee mine on the saIue loine thence north S6 deg. 27 min. east 300 feetde; post in a mound of stones, marked On to south side HI. c. No. 2" thence runni he south 21 deg. 15 min. east 1000 feet to nS post Tn mound of stones marked I'll. a No. 5; thence running south 06 deg. 2T mic west 800 feet to stone post by the side of a mound of stones marked HI. c. No. A. at the centre of the south boundary line of said mine. The United States Mineral Monument No. 1, Cedar Valley district pears nOfLn q Qog. lU mn. west rom tn1s post. Thence running south 86 deg. ? mn west 300 feet to q post in mound of stones marked HI. c. No. 5;'' thence running north 21 deg. 15 min. west 1000 feet to 2 post in a mound of stones and earth marked on the south side HH. (. No. G." said last curse at 967 feet intersects the s. W. cor-I ner of Jerome's stone house. Thence run ming north S6 deg. ? mn. east 300 feet tC post( H. C.. No. l) the place of beginning Magnetic variation IA deg. 15 min. east. Containing 1912 acres.
 The location of this mine IS recorded II the Recorders office of Mohave county Arizona Territory. The adjoining claims are, on the north the General Lee. on thu south the Live Yankee, on the west the E Pueblo mining claims.
 Any and all persons claiming adverSel any portion of the Hubbard Consolidated mine or surface ground are required t. file their adverse claims with the register o- the United States Land Office at Prescott in Territory of Arizona, during the sixt- days period of publication hereof, or the will be debarred by virtue of the provisions of tEe Statutes.
 | T. is hereby ordered that the foregoing | Notice of Application for Patent be pub li5hed for the period of ten oonsecutiv weeks in the MoHAvE COUNTY MINER, weekly newspaper published at Minera Park, Mohave County. Arizona Territory. THOMAS WING, Register.
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23
First insertion Nov. 18th.
 Notice for Publication.
MINERAL APPLICATION No. 12S.

MINERAL APPLICATION No. IFS.
 UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, ! Prescott, Arizona November p, 1883.
 Notice is hereby given that William E. Grounds and bamson $. Melton, whose fostoffice address is Mineral Park Mohave county, Territory of Arizona, have this day filed their application for a patent for one thousand 1000 linear feet of the Juno vein, lode or deposit bearing silver and gold together with surface ground six hun dred 600 feet in width situated in Wallapai mining district in the county of Mohave Territory of Arizona and designa ted by the field notes and official plat en file in this office as lot No. 39, embracing a portion of Section No. B of township No 24 nolth ot range 18, west Gila and Salt River meridian
 Beginning at a post two ? by four inches two and one half 219 feet high marked in mound of stones on center of vein on south end of claim from which the corner com mon to sec. 33, sec. 34, sec. 4 and section ] III township g and 24, north of range IS west Gila and Salt River meridian, bears south 33' 35' east 3023 feet; thence from said post and monument north 56" 40 east 300 feet to a post two by four inches 211a feet high marked II in mound of stones on southeast corner of claim from which the top of incline forty 40 feet deep bears south S2' 55' west 314 feet and shaft ninety-five 95 feet deep bears north 6S" 05' west 373 1eet. Ihence rom Sa1d post and mOnu- ment north 3Sn 20' west 1000 feet to post two 2 by four inches. two and one half 219 feet high, marked III ill mound of stones at northeast corner of claim, from which north incline shaft thirty 30 feet deep bears south 40 50' east 583 feet. Thence from said post and monument south 56o 40' west 601 feet to post two 2 by four inches, two and half 213 feet high, marked " in mound of stones on northwest corner of claim from which the gallows frame on Sil- yer Hill shaft bears south ITO 21' east and monument on Mineral Park Niggerhead bears south 33o 24 east: thence from said post and monument south 33a 20' east 1900 feet to post two by four 4 inches two and one half 212 feet high marked " in mound of stones on southwest corner of claim from which a monument on top of Sherums Peak bears south 66' ST east. Thence from said post and monument north 56o 40' east 300 feet to post two ? by four4 inches 219 feet high marked in mound of stone and place of beginning, containing thirteen 13 and 77-100 acres. The location of this mine is recorded in the recorders office of Mohave county, Territory of Arizona in book D. page 319 mining records of Mohave county, Territory of Arizona.
 Any and all persons claiming adv ersely ground are required to file their adverse claims with tho register of the United States Land office at Prescott, Arizona during the sixty days period of publication hereof or they will be barred by virtue of the prOvi- sions of the statute.
 THOMAS WING Register.
Mohave County miner., 1883-12-23

exceSSes il maturer years, uch Gs Loss of Memory, Lassitude, Nocturnal Emissions, Aversion to Society. Dnnness of Vision. Noises in the Head; the vital fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and many other diseases that lead to Insanity and Death.
 Dr. MINTIE, who is a regular physician fgraduate of the University Pennsylvania will apree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for a case of this kind the VITAL RESTOR- ATIVE (under his special advice and treat ment) will not cure, or for anything impure or injurious found in it. Dr. Mintie treats all private diseases successfully without mercury. Consultation free. Thorough examination and advice. including analysis of urine, Five dollars. Price of Vital Res tOrative, three dollars bottle, or four times the quantity for ten dollars; seRt to any ad dress upon receipt of price, or c. O. D, so cure from observation and in private nams ! if desired, by
 A E. Mintie, M. D., Il Kearny St., San Francisco, Cal. SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE | Will be sent to anyone applying by letter, stating symptoms, sex and age Strict se- | cresy in regard to all business transactions. ! DR. MINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, l NEPHRETICUM, cures all kinds of kidney and bladder complaints, gonorIhoa, gleet, leucorrhoea. For sale by all druggists at ] One dollar per bottle; six bottles for Eve dollars.
 | DIR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market. For sale by all druggists.
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