The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1883-03-20
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Of war. 80
Love is much like a kitchen stove in
being keenly susceptible to the action OF
9 damper
4Children are like boils. Everybody
knows how to take care Of those that
belong to other people.
Jay Gould used to he cowboy in the
days Of his innocent youth, but has now
developed into bull. s.
Dancing ,,msn ''Splendid women =
'tyaacal friend DENTS l-..Ah, but most
of their smiles are mine, you know. - :
; An O,wego man dislocated his Jaw in
vawning, and physician had great diff
ficulty 10 restoring it to its place.
A New jersey widow is SAID to have
changed her religion because she wished
to avoid meeting her husband in the
next world.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is made Of roots,
herbs, and barks. 1t gives tone to the
stomach and makes the weak strong
Sold by Druggists.
The Duke Of Wellington once jpined
q famous London gambling house tha
he might be able to blackball his sops i
they ever became candidates.
East Liverpool hopes to rise to the
dignity of city Those in favor o
such rise look forward to having tn,
name changed to Yeast Liverpool
If large rivers would but ovsrcom'
the habit Of running past large cities
rods would be attended with compare
lively little damage and distress.
"Yonr husband is staid man now, il
he not2" asked former schoolmate o.
her friend who had married man rathe
noted for his fast habits. 81 think so,
was the reply; "he staid out all nigh
las, night"
Leaving religion out of the question
there is no doubt that more or less fast
ing during Lent is good for the health
Hearty eating during the winter should
be followed by some dieting in th'
spring.
Only one of a class Of fifteen girls il
Michigan High school could tell any
thing about the great fires and accidents
reported since the new year began, anc
that one was not quite clear on the loca
ton OF tue Newhall House.
No funeral is real stylish nowaday
unless some friend of the dead person
is OF hand to deliver discourse of in
fdel platitude at the grave. There i
matter for thankfulness, however. in th
reflection that sensible people don't wan
stylish funerals
They are now telling story about
Chicago girl who insisted on throwing
her shoe after a newly married couple
The carriage is total wreck docto
has the bride and the horse under treat
ment, and large numbers of men ar
searching the ruins for the groom. -
Lord Tenterden, at one time Chancel
lor Of England, expired With thos
words on his lips, "Gentlemen of th
jury, you will now consider your yer
dict" Lord Hermand, the Scotch judge
said on his deathbed, "Guilty, but re
commended to the mercy Of the court,
After the doctors had all given up
Wiliamsport girl who had swallo wed
pin which lodged in her throat, her lit
tie brother induced her TO swallow
button with string attached to it. Whel
it was we'll down he gave the string
jerk and brought out both the pin ant
button.
A Georgia mother was much distressed
when ON blowing the horn twenty-twt
children came in to dinner. She coult
only remember having twenty-one, anr
where the odd one belonged she cou'dn'
tell Very few women are bothered this
way nowadays, remarks the Hartford
Post.
A Western Minnesota editor, in writ.
ing up an excursion, said the majorit,
OF the foe ladies present wore sacks o
the daintest description. The compost
ter got it "socks of the dirtest descrip
tion," and the poor scribe has mad
three Intellectual attempts to commit sui
eide in consequence.
A mercantile firm at Hazelhurst, Mis-
sissippi. recently attampte' to introduce
pennies in that town. 1t ordered S5,
worth of them, bu; finding that the'
would not take with the people, wa
forced to return them. That vi lage il
where the lack Of cents is supplied b,
the great want OF sense.
A tweIve.year old girl in Holpe
county, Mississippi, whose parents ar
as black as native Africans, has Whit
ears: cheeks and nose, and the New
York Sun is informed that the color i
spreading over her whole body We ar
afraid "Fraud" is stamped across th
brow OF the Suns state nent.
Nicolini was in Pittshurg when he frs
saw the new five cent piece. Eveing i
carefully, be remarked: AN zis is 4
new Nickel-ini am YER much ohlighe'
zat ze Piitsburg people zey should max
za commemorative coin for me. Bu
zst pictnre of my wife on re odder side
it is ver' ver' horri-bel.'
Lee, son OF old Winnemucca, i
physically one Of the finest specimens 0
the genus Piute extant. He is straigh
as an arrow, nearly six feet in height
and though in what might be termed
good condition, he is by no means lat
Yesterday he got on the scales at the ex
press Office and raised the beam at 232t
pounds.
Gas companies are nov turning thei
attention in England to the manufac
ture of sulphate of ammonia, and tn
pi Disability is that tn re will he more at
tention than ever given to this industr,
by manufacturers of Illuminating gos
Progress in electric lighting is workin!
a change in the utilization of so-calle'
waste products.
The throne to he used at the Car
coronation has already been ordered
1t will be made of black oak, richl
carved in antique Slavonic patterns, an
will cost over $4,000, The canopy wi
be supported by four columns ten fee
high, and will be ornamented by the i'm
perial eagle and scroll-work bearin
the arms OF the fifty.six coats-of-arm
Of the Government of Russia. Crimso
, vellyet hanuinca. embossed in GOLD. wi