Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-01-29
ALL SORTS,

SERVED THE DENTIST RrGHT."-The boys said that
it served old Doctor Toothstufer right when he had
the toothache badly that he couldn't sleep night
He had inflicted much pain on other people, in
pulling and mendng their teeth that they thought it
would be good for him to suffer a little himself The
leading dentist of Portsmouth n H. knows what pain
is and has relieved himselffro the twnges of neu-
ralgla by the use of Perry DAVIS Pain Killer. He
regards it without rival
"You know am member of the fire department"
said her father land if find your young spark in the
house 1t will be my duty to put him ont"
The "Favorite Prescription" of DR.. Pierce "fe
male weakness" and kindred affections By druggists.
"l'l be round this way in minute" as the second
hand said to the pendulum.
The most brilliant shades possible on all fabrics
made by the Diamond Dyes. Unequaled for billancy
and durability. 10 cents.
The toothlcss ought to be a sweet talker, for
all of his words must of necessity be gum drops
Ladies in delicate health or feeble children never
fail to find relief by using Wheat Bitters" All
druggists keep them.
Texas claims goose sxty-five yrars old The Bal
timore Day wants to know where that goose was
during the war.
cold may be dangerous thing or not. depending
upon the means at hand to combat it. 1t is a wise
precauton to provide against emergencies that are
liable to arise in every family. In sudden attacks of
cold Group asthma. ETC.. Ayers Cherry Pec.oral will
prove the quickest and most effective cure and your
! best friend.
lady being asked why she called her two canaiies
Wheeler and Wilson. replied: Because neither is
Singer"
| Apothecaries and lawyers use Latin words and
| phrases in their business. Anglo Saxon. or plain
English, is the usual language employed in presenting
to the people proof of the excellence of Graves
Heart Regulator. Plain people can read and under
stand its effects without having employ inter-
preter.-LA rgonaut.
Oscar Wde's big brother wants to come to America
on lecturng tour. Oh, if we only had navy now
| to protect usi
The use of Elys Cream Balm, cure for ca
arh hay fever and cold in head is attended with
pain, inconvenience dread, which can be said of nc
other remedy. Price so cents. Apply into nostril:
with little finger.
Nv daughter and myself. great sufferers from ca
tarrh, have been cured by Elys Cream Balm. NJ,
sense of smell restored and health greatly proved
c. NJ Stanley. dealer in boots and Shoes Ithaca, N
Ely's Cream Balm, for catarrh. cold in the head
hay fever, &C. Byit use have overcome disagree
able discharge from my nostrs. am free from pain
my eyes and head. John W Lane hardware mer
chant, Newton, N. j.
Next year Jay Gould is going to take trip arount
the world. If he likes it he will buy it. That's TIN
way we like to perform when he's rich.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The voltalc Belt Co.
Marshall. Mch will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Flee
troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial 70
thirty days to men young old who aficte
with debility. lost vitality and kindred troub
les guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address above. n. E.
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is allowed
AS matters are going in this country now we thin
seriously of obtaining pensions for the chairs of
office. as many of them have lost leg in the service
Farmers aud others desiring genteel. lucratiy
agency business. by which S. to $50 day can
earned, send address at once. postal, to H. c. Wi
kinson Co., l95 and l97 Fulton Street, New York.
A Philadelphia man went hunting for a gas leal
recently. with candle. He did not find the leak bt
the gas found the candle. Gone, but not forgotten
e wheat Bitters." Mothers require it. Childre
cry for it. Fathers buy it. Price SIOo per bottl
' For sale by all druggists.
4 sensation created in the Kentucky legslatu
by the Rev. Mr.. Hoyt praying the good Lord 'to d
liver them from reputation and all forms of disho
q esty'
!. Figures not ALWAYS facts but the iucontr
vertibe facts concerning KdneyWort better ths
most figures. For instance at is curing everybod
S writes druggist. "Kdney-wort is the most popul
medicine we sell " 1t should be by right for no 9th
medicine has such specific action on the liver bowt
: and kidneys. Do not fail to try it,
h Little Jack Herner sat in the corner eating co
centrated lye his mother in; he had empti
> the tin. They will meet in the sweet bye-and-b,
5, He lived at Wheeling. Va. and was two years old
st THROW PHYsIc TO THE Docs. Ill NONE OF IT.
= We do not feel like blaming Macbeth for this EXPIRE
~ ion of disgust. Even nowadays most of the cathart
1t great repulsye pills. enough to turn ones sto
n ach." Had Macbeth taken DIR. Pierce's .Pur.
tive Pellets he would not have uttered those woi
q of contempt. By druggists.