The Russellville Democrat. [volume] (Russellville, Ark.) 1875-1898, 1883-05-31

Anticipating the remainder OF his
speech she broke in: "Vcry well,
sir, | will report you," and giving
her trousers nautical hitch, went
about and bore away toward the
mayors office. Arriving there she
sent in q card bearing the inscrip-
ton: "Miss Abigail R. Henderson"
Mayor King was absent, and after
waiting half an hour for him to re-
turn, she passed cut and sailed away
followed by an admirlng wake OF
small Observation-Disclosures Times.
envy Watch Below is the singu-
lar title of the last novel The wri-
ter's timepiece had ably. by rea-
son of hole In his pocket, found its
way to his boot via his pants leg.
II was so mad at George last
night" said girl of her sweetheart.
"Yes," said her ill-natured brother,
Il noticed when / looked in the par
lor that you were up in arms"
Grayling is the name of fish;
Fish is the name of the Grayling's
owner, aud Fisher is.the name of the
skipper, who had just finished his
fish when the Grayling went down
to the fishes.
An Irishman, seeing a dude
emerge from Delmonico's the other
night, exclaimed: "Oi say, come
down out of that--will yez, from un-
der tn hat. Maybe ye think OF can't
see the legs of yez danglln' down.
There is some talk of raising the
standard of the American colleges"
says an exchange. Let it be bloody
handkerchief with bat and foil
crossed ON the background of a big
padded boxing glove.
A report states that "the Maine
trout brooks are lined with fisher
men," That's nothing. Brooks
where fishes are known to exist are
generally lined for rods. Are you
fly enough to catch on to this.
A Tourist combination is play
ing in this city. The name is a
pleasing one. Two wrists, when
they are white and slender, make a
combination with the back of fell
lows coat collar that few men can
resist.
A good deal of comment has been
bestowed ON Red Cloud and his gold
mine. If the darkest cloud may
have a silver lining, why shouldn't a
Red Cloud have gold one?
The Conundrum Clubs latest
"Why is death like the tag attached
to dog at the canine show In this
city?" Because they are both bound
to cur"
Now that Arthur Sullivan is
knighted, we shall expect no more
musical works from him, for the
good book tells us that when the
knight cometh, no man can work.
A Carolina man choked himself to
death with tape measure. The
coroner's verdict was that he died
bv inches. Huntington Free Press.
A new paper in New York is called
the Lamb. The proprietors will
probably have hard work to keep
the wolf from the door.--Boston
Transcript.
The oldest SOM existence is
said to be; "We won't go home till
morning" 1t evidently belongs ia
very early times. Musical Herald,
Many people who changed their
places of residence on the 1st OF the
month have already discovered that
they May day mistake.--Lowell
Courier.
The dregs of the With )ine-The
last of the dog show.-New York
World.
Breaches of promise--Those YOU
tailor didn't bring home.-.-ChicagC
Herald.
A bee often meets with reverses
but as a rule he is successful in Tho
end.--Rochester Post Express
On Memorial Day the captain o
the ship of state should deliver |
deck oration. New York Advert
ser.
If you will let the children pla,
with the chessmen, you must no
complain II they turn out to be pawn
brokers. Life.