Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-04-18
A JOYFUL GREETING.

Hello! How are you? j am glad at last
your eyes have fallen upon me- Now that we
have met, pray cultivate the acquaintance, Tor
tits my purpose to interest and to serve you. Be-
tween you and ], though only q newspaper
article / am ambitious. Having porteutous
| message for all mankind. If it be cordially re-
ceived its import truly realized and acted upon
| | shall be considered "a worlds benefactor
Could have no higher ambition YOU viii admit
mlsanthrope of ample means determined
to end his life BY drowning himself. Going TO
the banks of the canal, found the lime not
favorable for the purpose a number of per-
sons being in the vicinity, and daylight still
present. He concluded to walk along the tow
path until it was dark. While doing so he
heard piteous cries issuing from the door Of a
hoyel near by, and unconsciously walked over
to the place, and found poor family consist
ing of mother surrounded by several chill
dren, who told him of their sufferings for food.
He took from his pocket his wallet and handed
it to the woman, reasoning with himself that
he would not need it. The grateful thanks and
praises that he received from the recipients of
his bounty awoke emotion within bis breast, of
such pleasurable character, that he changed
his suicidal intent, and decided to live for
| Others His future life became replete with
good deeds, many dark home and heart
were made bright by his presence.
| Well, my appearance IN these columns.
| springs, simply from desire on the part of
those L represent, to benefit your news-devour-
| ing race. My province is to help you, your
friends, your relations, aye, even your mother
| lla tdeC if that interesting lady be not already
far beyond the pale of good influences.
| | am sent among men to bear tidings of
discovery that marks an epoch as important to
| the health of mankind as Newton's apple and
Franklins kite were to natural science. The
sick, the discouraged the detected. the broken
down. and the despairing, may now, all find
cure certain as the Jordan proved to the Syr-
ian Topper 1t is only necessary, as IN the case
of that sufferer of old, to follow directions.
The agent which / herald builds up the sys-
tenn, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain, and
sends pure, inyigorating blood dancing through
| the arteries, to the music of happy laughter.
The gloomy, WORKOUT man of business, by
| proper use of this wonderful medicine. Will be
enabled to meet trouble and revelses like
man. Then, IN perfect health, be Will not have
abnormal views of the "Vicissitudes of for
| tune. which spares neither man nor the proud
est of his works, which buries empires and
cities in a common grave"
The weak and nervous woman, just able TO
drag herself, in "moping and melancholy"
through duties of the day, may steal the bloom
| from blush roses, and have ewes bright and
sparkling as the dewdrops nesting IN their
| leaves; and the poor little baby now disfigured
with plmples ana scabby sores. may be made
| sweet, cool and wholesome as that young
| ster of Mrs. Blanks across the way, whose
family is always in glow of health" Don't
you know the reason? "No." Then I will
| tell you. For years, your neighbor has never
been without DR.. Pierces Golden Medical Dis
| covery.
This remedy is medicine, not beverage,
| and is to be taken according to full and per
| fectly plain directions accompanying each bot
| tie. 1t is specific, bat not patent medicine,
| and contains no vile narcotics, or viler LIQUOR
| 1t is a prescription, used for years by the we'll
| known physician, DIR. r. Y. Pierce, of Buffalo,
| n. Y. whose name Is a household word in in
| Vulnerable homes all over our own and foreign
| lands. The Golden Medical Discovery is pre-
| pared and offered to the public by the Worlds
| Dispensary Medical Association. a body cor
/ porate, existing by and under the laws of the
| state of New York; its president is Dr. Pierce
/ the great specialist in chronic diseases. The
| doctor has devoted the best years of a very
| busy and wonderfully successful life to the re-
| lief and cure of his suffering felloW-men.-and
| at time when high political honors lay broad
| ly open before him, DR.. Pierce resigned his seat
| IN the congress of the United States, simply
| from a sense of duty towards others His as
| soclates IL the great sanitarium represented to
| the doctor that the immense business of their
| Association demanded that his personal atten-
| ton should be paid to the great army of
| patients crOwding upon them from every cline
| DR.. Pierce is also the founder of the Invalids'
| Hotel, at Buffalo, n. Y. This establishment,
| possessing all the comforts and luxuries of a
| tirst-class American hotel, has in addition the
| daily attendance of large faculty of eminent
| specialists, whose practice collectively cover
| the whole field of surgery aud chronic diseases.
| The laboratory III which DR.. Pierce's Golden
| Medical Discovery is prepared is an object of
| interest and wonder. 1t has frontage of one
| hundred feet, a depth of one hundred and
| twenty-five feet and is six stories high. In
| this mammoth and palatial workshop two hun
| dred persons are constantly employed in put
ting up DR.. Plerce's Medicines.
While the Golden Medical DIscoverys cura-
| tive effects are almost immediately felt it is
| not merely temporary stinuant, but 1t is as
| certainly safe and complete cure, in all cases
] for which it is recommended as it is thaUscer-
tain misery and death will follow their neglect.
| DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery aCM not
| cure club feet, will not refunish armless or
legless unfortunates with new and perfect
| limbs, and it is not guaranteed that even
dozen bottles applied to any stray portion of
| secondhand skeleton, will develop such
member into an animate, human form d.
| vineCO. In brief it is not asserted that this
! medicine will, or can, counterfeit the DEGREES
of Providence. But in all cases where high
state of civilization and cultivation has engen-
| dered disease and suffering, whereby Gods
natural man has become nervous artificial
beng, the Golden Medical discovery oc5U posi-
tl0ety restore to him the strong, vigorous self
asserting life, from which, almost unconscious
| ly, he had drifted far, and perhaps hopelessIy
away. 1t IS claimed. and guaranteed, if this
| medicine be used as prescribed, and faithfully
persevered IN reasonable time, 1t 10IU pe7-nld-
| 2ae7ltly cure liver comp laint, and the various
|
liver, In all their arious forms and ramifica-
| tons, including bronchitis, consumption,
which is scrofula of the lungs, dyspepsia cost
| iveness, sick headache, skin diseases, fever and
ague, malaria, and other disorders arising
from poisoned or deteriorated blood.
This wonderful medicine cures all humors
from the worst scrofula to a common blotch,
pimple or eruption. Erysipelas, salt-rheum.
| fever-sores, scaly or rough skin, in short, all
diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered
by this powerful, purifying and invlgorating
medicine. Great eating ulcers rapidly heal
under its benign influences. Especially has 1t
manifested its potency in curing letter, boils,
| carbuncles, scrofulous sores and swellings.
white swellings, goitre or thick neck, and en-
| larged glands. Consumption, which is scrofu-
| lous disease of the lungs, is promptly and pos
| itively arrested and cured by this sovereign
| and God-given remedy, If taken before the last
| stages are reached. For weak lungs, splitting
| of blood, consumptive nightsweats, and kin
| dred affections, it is a sovereign remedy For
| indigestion, dyspepsia, and torpid liver, or
" billousness," Golden Medical Discovery has
no equal, as it effects perfect radical cures
To all suffering from lassitude, weariness de-
spondency, lack of vigor ambition, be it
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