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The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-07-26

Mrs. w. II. Whitla and ner two interest
ing Young daughters, Clara and May, LETT
YESTERDAY for their homo in Fort Worth,
having been spending the past couple OF
weeks in this city as the guests Of Mrs. Il. u
M and Mrs. z. @. Childs left last even
iny for Waukesha, Mackinac, etc. They
will be absent until the leaves begin to
Mr.. w. ID. Parker and family, r. L.
Parker and family, J. b. Bond and family,
Tom Cooper ana family, @. M. Minor ana
family, Of Mckinney, have permanently
WEDNESDAY evening Mrs. W. Hunstsble
gave a party at her residence, No. 80 Bryan
Street, 10 Miss Mamie Clark, il being her
birthday. The occasion was pleasant one,
and will not soon be forgotten BY those
who were present to enjoy the hospitalities
NJ and Mrs. Z Bsumsn leave this
morning for New York, 70 be absent Tor
several weeks, laying in large stock Of
M ~ III. Murdoch and daughter,
Flo-ence are spending th1 summer visit
fng relatives and friends in Covington, and
wi7irsmsin there until 0ctOber.
John Salon, J. ". bmbry, \. .. Dsvis.
W. KING. Of Waxahschie, are guests a. the
A J. Ben and vile, Of cOrsiczna, are at
w. Hi and lady, Colorado City, are
At the 81. George. =
Ms. r. ". Thompson. Of Marshall, e
WISHING the family OF Captain @. h-eSink
Miss Pauline Irnlson has just ret1rned
from . pleasant tr1p 70 Gainesville ano Den
ison. -
Mr.. Clare Sutherland. with the Hunsta-
he moot and shoe factory, leaves THIS even
ing FOR southern Texas ss travelling sales
man for The frD- - a.
NJ H-rrv Mohsrf, 81 the brunswick 4
b ~ o. hes returned from . geeks UP
70 St- Louis- -. -
PofIip L'n5slsy. esq- and family lsft iof
Wor.sr Wells last eVuDinf- ~ LtDo-ieJ
VII rrfu-r the LIST u the month
Mr.. Tbomss b. Mitchsi. d D.llas. rne
- 49, s1rrr-tr1s N E1risn1. = 17-rie1
kls fnrr'lr e. Grf1n. Cu-uert cut luis
1G.h- Hls h-ofher. NJ Gsst1r liicr-l- =
Warsha~frr~7 = enrrrrerinr witt fnrir
rIr-r~fs IT, ~ st-tr e En11r Herd. ur-re
Mis- Mario1 r.. oaa<lier q Asicf sso.r
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-07-26
HEAR THE WITNESSES.
Saved from a Horrible Dea h. .

Up to May last had spent at least five hun
dred dollars for treatment bv many OF the best
excruclatingly, and all my best friends advised
me that the icy hand Of death was fast APP
preaching. caught at s ?. s like drowning
man at straw. After taking TWO bottles l
could feel charge for the better. The sores
began to discharge freely. and the Rheumatism
to abate. When had taken six bottles every
sore bad healed, and my skin began TO assume
taken Twelve bottles, large size and TREkE IS
NOT A SYMPTOM OF TIE DISEASE RE-
MAIEING, and feel as well as ever did.
have gained twenty -one pounds In flesh, ana
nv friends wonder at my improved cor dition.
have recommend ed 1t TO many. and in every
insta nee with complete success. / believe that
S. S, S. has saved me from horrible death.
H. SMILEY, Quincy, Ill.
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Expose the Fraud.
Patent medicine vendors are now putting
up condition powders in packages as large
as nigger's foot for 25 cents, but they are
utterly worthless. One small package OF
Sheridan's Condition Powders is worth
dray load of them.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-07-26

Jay Gould is evidently in earnest about
his voyage around the world. He has Sc
cured the necessary navigation papers at
the treasury department to enable him to
90 anywhere under the sun
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-07-26

lam sure tina. swifts Specific saved my life.
/ was terribly poi oned wi h Malaria. and was
given ND to die. Switts Srecifc relieved me
promptly and ertirely. think It Is the great
est remedy of The age, c. G. SPENCER,
Supt Gas Works, Rome, 80,
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Noises in the Head. the vital fluid passing unok.
served in the urine. and many other diseases
that lead TO insanity and death.
THE ENGLISH MEDICAL INSTITUTE
will agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for
q case of this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE
(under their special advice and treatmenO will
not cure or for anything impure or injurious
found In It, THE ENGLISH MEDICAL In.
sTITUTE treats all Private Diseases successfully
without merct ry Consultation Free. Thor
ough examination and advice, including snail, |.
sis OF urine So 50 Price Of V1Sal RestL rative,
81 80 bottle, or four times the Quantity, IS; 90
sent TO any address on receipt OF price, or O. o. d.
antee), secure from observation and in private
name II desired, by ENGLISH MEDICAL
INSTITUTE, 71S Olive street. st. Louis, Missouri
Wholesale Agents. J. J. SCHoTT CO., Gal.
vestnu Texas
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Write for copy of the little Book-free.
sF&l. 900 Reward will be paid TO any
chemist who will find, on analysis of 100 bottles
offs. s. s., one particle Of Mercury, lodide
Potassium, or any Mineral substance
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
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illustrated Marriage Guide. 200 pages, cloth
and Kilt binding. so cents; same in paper cover
Is cents. Manhood 10 cents; wsmanhood 10
cents pamphlet 8 cents. securely sealed, ~
mall Send money or postage stamps. DR.
WHIT TIER, the great specialist Gil st. ChArle
street. ST. Louis, Mo-
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THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

Is q never-failing tonic
, for Nervous Debility
exhausted vitality, Sem
nal Weakness. speI.
'matorrhea, LO 8 T
MANHOOD impoten.
ICY, Paralys, and all
the terrible effects Of
Self Abuse. youthful
Ito lies al d excuses in
'maturer years-such a.
Loss of Men DRY, Las
situde, Nocturnal Ennis
sion, Aversion to socie
fy nimpese If Viafnu.'
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FR EE

SAMPLE FR IR
Neurozone, (new Nerve Life, Strength and
vigOr) is positive restorative for the Loss OF
Old Men, no matter from what cause. IN Ner
vous Debility, Exhaustion, Imp6tency,
Seminal Weakness, and kindred ailments,
this Standard Rerredy is n certain cure, and
to all such sufferers, who send u statement OF
their troubles. quantity sufficient to prove Its
virtue will be sent Free of Cost. Address,
NEyRSoZoNg MEDICAL CO.,
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s~Dg E00ENg Ds vhUx, or FRANCE,
hM made NJ he agents Tor )hs state of Tofssf
XXI eesta. y. sseessb h sssr,.S ~
nervous debility ioes Of nshhODd ant IN Hns
dfed diseases should Al once procure M lrifcnifv
from which 10 learn The cause Of the diseases
above Inentionedi tiet NJ once 70 pro- are frog
the never falling remedy
0R0WDUs, BALDWIN a wILLfAMs,
Wholesale Druggists, Dallas, Texas.
BY retail at Howell a BROS and Zack TOllivei
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-07-26

The past week has been an uneventful
one in the social circles Of our community
with the exception Of picnic At the Grange
hall. about eight miles east Of this place,
on Yesterday, 10 which quite q number OF
our people repaired OF an early hour 70
snet,d The day with those honest and big
hearted farmers Of that vicinity. under
whose SUPERVISION and direction the occas-
ion vas one Of undisturbed pleasure ana .
thorough success
HuRbe's springsis becoming quite fsv-
orite resort for our people on Saturday
evenings. Excursion trains leaving here 81
that time and returning the nsrt evening"
By which meny q our citizens who could
not otberuIss leave their business, may
nov seq this cooling oud bealthful retreat
~ The Close Of their weeks labor, and re-
turn with renewed energy and vigor 20 Their
dsiiy avocsfioBs rifh0uf having neelecied
the same for % long ~ an hour.
Mr.. Henry Jones, clerk q the distrlct
court ~ Dallas county. and Who has ben
spending . ve-k with his old friends bere
c1rr tiuine business snd pleasure, returned
70 DslIas 90 Inursdag.
Captnin A b Barnes, one Of he oldtlrne
rifirens 81 JsTsrson during lts palmy days,
uho no. resides m CeburDe, paid be ol1
fo-res short visif this wesk, return, NJ %
cTrhu-ns vests-tET-
" r Camp ard fErilT ieeve to-1sT ~
Barruss sp-ibEs. vhsrs theJ III remain
reTsrnl weets.
TIE renrher coutiruss az sod -s-rn-
Cur f-uit rup 4 ruurn lignier thsn ne a.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
A Muniflcent Wedding Fee.

A Philadelphia clergyman was called
upon the other day by handsomely
dressed couple, who asked him to unite
them in marriage. AS they gave 1T
isfactory account of themselves he had
no hesitation in complying with their
request, thinking with pardonable inter-
est of prospective handsome fee. After
the ceremony the bridegroom handed
him an envelope which obviously had an
inclosure, and he made out and gave to
the newly welded par an expensive
marriage certificate. On their departure
he opened the envelope wondering
whether he should find ten dollar or
twenty dollar bill inside. He found
found neither, but instead this pathetic
and pious note: Reverend Sir-Allow
me TO thank you from the bottom of my
heart for the service you have rendered
me this evening. And in time to come
hope that / will be able to compensate
you in more substantial manner. L
am poor man and have to work every
day for my living, and that is the reason
| cannot offer you more than my heart
felt gratitude. May God in His infinite
wisdom, keep you and bless YOU"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
The Folly OF Wearing Mourning,

Sorrow may be none the less true and
deep because it shrinks from ostenta-
tious parade-from wearing the heart on.
the sleeve, for davis to peck at; it may
feel that the inadequacy of outward
signs to give it expression makes any
attempt at doing so mere mockery,
and may prefer to conceal itself, as far
as possible, under its wonted exterior.
How can real grief be represented fitting
ly by Grape and hat-bandsP And if no
real grief exist, then the whole affair is
nothing but a miserable exhibition of
humbug and hypocrisy appeal to the
world for sympathy and commiseration
upon false pretenses. What sort of sor-
row is felt by relatives who say: 20!
VIC must put the children into mourning
for Uncle So and so, he's left us some-
thing in his wiil;" or else, II shan't
trouble about black for Cousin Such a
one-he's left me nothing;" as the case
may beP 1t would be surely more hon.
est for such pretended mourners as these
to assume some signs of rejoicing or woe,
according as they do or do not find them
selves the possessors of fresh riches.
Even when sorrow is really felt, its in
tensity and duration will not be alike in
all cases where the relationship is the
same, because no two husbands and
wives, brothers and sisters, or other
relations, will love one another
in exactly the same degree; and
on this account there must neces-
sarily be something foolish and unreal
in practice which assumes that the
depth and extent of regret may be reck-
oned on according to nearness of kin.
More or less of shoppiness and hollow
ness is almost inseparable from the wear.
ing of mourning, according to the pres.
ent custom; yet there is that about death
which is apt to put human nature essen.
TALLY out of tune for all that is artificial
and sham.
Again, how can any one who believes
in the resurrection reconcile it with his
conscience to make everything connected
with death dark, gloomy and melan
cholyp If he has that sure confidence
which he processes to have as to the de.
parted being safe from all future dan.
gers, and having passed TO state of bills:
far beyond what is attainable upon earth
why does he not rejoice in their happi
ness. Does he think them out of reacf
of sympathy because out of sightP Ol
is he too selfish to let the thought of theil
gain outweigh that of his own loss. In
1875 Mourning Reform Association was
started by three ladies, and has certainly
commended itself to the public mind tC
some extent, seeing that it now numbers
$50 members. 1t dscourages the use o
mourning stationery, wearing of Grape
and putting of children and servants into
black recommends that mourning should
be shown by black band round the arm
or by black scarf; and aims generally
at minimizing mourning. London Spec
tdtOr
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
The Salvation Army in Switzerland.

The Geneva correspondent OF the
London Times says 1.-The proceedings
of the Salvation Army in this part of
Switzerland are attracting considerable
attention and provoking serious disturb
ances and much angry controversy.
Here at Geneva, where their meetings
have been interrupted and their process
sions attacked by organized bands Of
rioters, M. Heridier, head of the De-
partment of Justice and Police, has
peremptorily refused them the protec-
ton of the law. When questioned on
the subject in the Great Council, he de-
clared that he would not move n single
gendarme to help people who were so
stupid as to give themselves military
titles and seek TO obtain converts by
talking about blood, battles and fire;
and his declaration was warmly ap-
plauded by majority of the members.
At Neuchatel man who had been
arrested by the police for disturbing a
meeting was rescued by the crowd; and
an Englishman, wrongly suspected of
belonging to the army, was hunted
through the streets and seriously mall
treated. Similar scenes have been en-
acted at Chaux-de-Fouds and Bisnne" "
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
His Good Name Came Back to Him.


Jacob Aeschbach keeps q small store
at 81 Washington Street, Hoboken, and
repairs watches and jewelry. He is
forty-four years old, and in twenty years
he has had eighteen children born to him,
ten of whom are living. On Tuesday
two sharpers stole from his store a
valuable gold watch belonging to John
II. Ryszczyuski, and he felt keenly the
fact that people suspected him TO be the
thief For two days and nights his wife
cried over the misfortune.
He heard that two men had been
arrested in Newark while trying to rob y
ieweler, and he went there yesterday,
accompanied by the Chief of Police of
Hoboken and Mr.. Ryszczyuski. He at
once identified the prisoners as the men
who stole the watch. When he saw
them in the First Precinct police station
his eyes filled with tears, and in an eX-
cited and dramatic manner he told how
each acted in his store. One of them.
he said, left with him the inside frame
of chain locket that he might fit glass
into it.
Here is the Frame" he added, draw
ing it from his pocket, 1.-The man kept
the locket, but Isaw in it something red +,
and should know it if sawit again" y"
A locket which had been taken from
one of the prisoners, Charles Howard,
was shown to Aeschbach. Immediately
he cried and laughed by turns, and at
the same time eXclaimed; 80, my God!
Thank heaven, I'm saved! Mr.. Chief,
that is the locket See how this frame
will ftit." The locket was opened, and
it was found that the frame which the
hysterical jewelcr produced belonged to
it. In the locket was piece of red flan-
mel. The sight of this drew tears from
Aeschbach's eyes again.
THAT is the red stuff 1 saw" he
shouted 80, for God s sake, telegraph
to my wife that I'm safe and have found
the men who stole the watch. She has
been crying her life away. They said
stole the watch, but now, thank God,
my good name is come back to me and
my family"
The police officials said that in all their
experience they had never seen man SC
beside himself with joy as was Aesch'
| bach, NJ Y. Sun.
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A PhilOsophic Car Conductor.

He was holding a stump of dead ci-
garin his mouth as he stood on the plat
form of Shawmut-avenue car going
south, and he suggested to fellow
passenger who was taking the outside
air after 22d of February domestic
dinner tn at it was a shame that smoking
was not permitted, concluding his criti-
cism with: &" Don't you think SOP" "I
do" said the citizen. Il suppose one
of these days." continued the stump
puller, "that they will have special cars
for smokers and special cars for men and
special cars for women and dspecial-"
Well,n interrupted the conductor,
"when they have special cars for men
and special cars for women, want to
run eighteen hours day on the mems
car in preference to twelve hours n day
on the women's car" Why soPh in
qured the individual. The conductor
was about TO reply, but the car was di-
verging from fremont Street to enter
Shawmut Avenue (why one is called a
street and the other an avenue has not
been settled as yet by the savants of the
Boston Society when the bell was pulled
violently. . Ccaductor," shouted a
female, one :. trio who had risen
simultaneously from their seats, don't
this car go up fremont Street," 4" No,
Madame" replied the conductor. with
the suavity of Chesterfield. And
why didn't YOU tell me sop she
screamed. / did not know where you
wished to go. You stopped the car, II
my memory serves me, without asking
our route. Don't talk to me, sir; don
talk TO me-" "Impertinent fellow!' ex-
claimed the second. just as though
he didn't know" chimed in the third.
The trio bounced into the street The
conductor, without any evident excite
ment, pulled the bell and tho car moved
on. "f asked you question just now"
said the stump-holder, .but you needn't
answer it, see, seeP'--Boston Jour.
nat
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A young man of Danbury ate a
piece of cake in dark room, and a
black ant fs stened on to his palate,
and it was with great difficulty re-
moved. The small boy with pre-
dilection for cake should remember
this when he goes into the dark cup
board for surreptitious reflection.
Not only an aunt, but his mother and
a few other rel ations may fasten on to
him and can on ly be removed after
much weariness of the small boys
hesh.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

Good morning, Mr.. Smith, how
are you ?" "Not at all well, thank
you. I've got fearful cold in my
head" "Its strange thing about
colds, isn't it?" "How SOP" "Why
they always settle in the weakest
place. Merchant Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A bride complained to her husband
that she had been too busy all day tc
get off her feet once, and that un.
happy man, who had already discov.
cred several make ups in her con.
struction, exclaimed in amazement
"Great heavens, do they come off
too ?"-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

Digby had been working hard al
Italian all winter, and resolved to try
a little OH a newly-arrived emigrant
"Parlate Italiano, Signor?" Emf
grant: "Arrah ! Now what are ye
givin' us ?"-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

81 need have no more fears from
that quarter" is what the store keep.
er remarked as he threw the twenty
five cent piece in the fire, which had
come back to him several times
Yonkers Statesman.
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you've got new hat, see," said
one man to another, who was noted
for his love of the flowing bowl.
"Yes-hic-got a new hic-hat; but
it's got the-hic-same old brick in
t."-Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

The difference between bakery
and printing Office lies in the fact
that in the former the pie is formed
while in the latter occasionally the
form is pied.-Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

"Satira Jane," said q fond mother
the other day to her daughter, "did
Daniel johnson kiss you on the steps
last night" mo mamma he did not. u
If the fond parent had said mouth
instead of steps, it would have
troubled Satira Jane to reply; al.
though after all, steps are things to a
door.-Bo ston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A magazine only differs from a
sword in this wise. With one you
generally have to cut its leaves while
the other generally leaves its CUTS
New York World.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

The difference between the heathen
and many young lady in Christian
lands is not very great. While the
heather worships block, the young
lady adores a blockhead.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A gallant railroad engineer met a
girl in the morning, courtcd her all
day, and in the evening married her.
That was a sort of locomotive spark.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A cotemporary asserts that the
latest thing out is a bad husband.
What about the gas in his wife's
room.-New York World.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A stranger in Boston, seeing the
places Of public resort full of young
men, night after night, asked if this
was the land of midnight son.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A Connecticut clergyman is res
ponsible for this pun: "Thc Pilgrim
fathers first fell upon their knees and
then upon the aborigines."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

The physician is sympathetic man
Whenever he touches the pulse of al
invalid, he feels sick also.-Bostor
Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

Watering the stock of leather
making company is new form of
hide-draulics. Pittsburgh Telegraph
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A young man biting his mustache
is case of "down in the mouth. y
Rochester Post-Express.
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Detroit & Bav City Railroad.
GOING SOUTH

Day and Evening Express daily, Sundays except
ed. Night Express daily, saturdays excepted.
II, b LEDYARD, HENRY c. WENTWORTH
Genn Manager, Gen' Pass. g. Ticket Agt.,
Detroit. Mich. Chicago, Ill.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

The crew-cial test-an eight cared
boat race.-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
Advertising Rates.

business Cards, one year, dollar for every line.
Local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months longer
. discount Of 25 per cent.
Advertisements unaccompaniedby by verbal or written
directions will be published three months
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be'
lore expiration Of time, will be charged full rates.
No paper discontinued until all arrearages paid,
except at the option Of the publisher.
Transient Advertisements must bo paid in advance.
ES-Terms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts Inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

Soap was first mentioned by Phiny,
which proves that it is an historical
lye.-New York News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
CONSUMPTTON.
AdamSOn'S Couch BaISam

is for sale by all respectable Druggists and Country
Dealers. Prices, 1Oc, Soc. and 7jc. Large bottles
cheapest. - ,,, oooyl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A man with water on the brain
should wear a plug hat,-Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29
WIT AND HUMOR.

The crew-cial test-an eight cared
boat race.-Life.
A poker party-the ragpicker.-
New York World.
Strictly plain-the western praries.
New York Journal.
At stand still-the peanut busi-
ness.-New York News.
You can't count votes honestly by
elect trick light.--Boston Star.
Love laughs at locks-particularly
if they are red.-Boston Globe.
An unpopular tutor-the tooter on
the clarionet. Boston Traveller.
Song of the Western Union-never
mind the Observation-Disclosures
Bulletin.
A man with water on the brain
should wear a plug hat.-Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
Soap was first mentioned by Phiny,
which proves that it is an historical
lye.-New York News.
A young man biting his mustache
is a case of down in the mouth. y
Rochester Post-Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-08-29

A poker party-the ragpicker.-
New York World.