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HOTEL ARRIVALS.
April 2, 1888.
CONTINENTAL HOTEL.

CONTINENTAL HOTEL.
w w Mccoy Clear Greek; John
Benin, Walker House; A Schoemaker,
Evanston; W II White, Ogden; q Fl
Hilton, Chicago; @ + Walker, Brook
Ign; P Nicholson, p Y Junction; q j
Prehek, City: o North, E Ii McOiintie,
L Benson, Evanston; Mrs II A Bube, p
t Elston, Prevo; F w Iceland, Pueblo;
II A Doyle, Rob Doyle, Ireland; j I
Carpenter; J T Berry, Ogden; A I
F BoTnes, City; L Lefrere, Evanston;
Centisk and wife, Mrs E Cleveland,
Ogden
Cliff HOUSE.
Pat Edgar, DENIES Dorrey, Ogden;
Chas w. Thompson, st. Luuis; VIII E
O'Rilley, Bingham; L r Monroe,
Y ,nta, Ohio. Alex n Lupfer, D s. Z G
r: o II Hsrdey, h e Emerson, Frisco;
Miss Lille Grub, G Weis. Rice's Sur
prise Party; PAtt & Ealey, Ogden.
VALLEY HOUSE.
Mrs Kelly and 2 chlldren. Frisco; S G
Alsbefg, New York; II and s Dryon, d
Dovis, Chicaso; W G Mcbride, Cal
D Pstton, Fort Collins; George Kirk
Quincy, Ill; B L Bybee, Eagle Rock
Miss Martha Work. Denver; @ Foley;
Park City; D Francis, Frlsce; M Hsg-
srty, Park City; j p Emmerson, e r
Stephens, San Francisco, 81 S Allen,
New York; S T Farley, III ] Smiley,
H Hanson, D & r g; L r Wade
Omshs.
WALKER HOUSE
Bsrbold Foxburg, n Y; Jacob Men
ezer, Dallas, Tex; J Bloom, Denver
EdH WORCESTER, X F Sesbury, j Steve
SOB, A d BOrcheIt r I Finnegsn. Chi
caRo, Ill n E Millor, Bellows, Idaho
Z Keiff. o KAnneit; j Lescgsse. Toxic
Z B Lathrop, Chicago, III; p Guicedel
Italy; 5 ID n Bennett, Rzwlins, Wy;
Posse, Idaho; J > Meyers, Boston; =
5 uekley, Madison Square Co, n :
i Miss Buckley, Miss Leslie, Miss Cawell
Thes " hiff and wifi, E NJ Roberts
NJ adison Squsre Co; Chss ID Smith
Lincoln, Neb; j Stanford and wife, Sal
Francisco; Il g May. a SHIELD.
Bromley 2 o Snydes, Denver; q
Frank Brown, Wood River. Idaho
G a Watemen sDd wife, Evanston; "
M Bank, Ogden; ThOs D Harlow, Chi
4 Cd2Os hSIEy 4Hcg ~
acre, Pittsburg; Waiter Lee. NaT York
WHITE HOUSE.
Edward Plant. Warren Wit, j
McBeller, G w Thompson, Il Gerun
Brigham; q Grupe, + Grune, Lehi; q b
Greek, Park City; j @ Knowlten, s q
Kemrer, J G Flood. a n Cameron, j
Stanley, Grantsville; q Lyons, Ssr
Francisco; w Hickman. Park City
low Heidel, 81 r Rogers. Bingham
Peter Poulaski. Chicago; Il Stephens, E
Comming, Piedmont; e J JScknsnn
Tintic; 9 j Nielsen, Big Cottonwood
q Rehmsn, Park City, j, L. Young
J Jones, III Crawford, Alta; FOrres
Green, Lehi; Harry Rich, Frank Rose
Frank Colfax, New York; VIM Sturte
want, D R McCarady, j Mop nersor
d r q R r. Geo Metzler, Dss Molne
w D Brandt, Austin Bemi', Fran
Bemis, Bingham; Jos Fsne, SPANS
fork; d McInAss, bingham; B Morton
Cottonwood; j Eastman. Bingham
& Sherman, Fillmore; j J Hill, Til
tic; Miss McHsdden, Psyson; DR. Jon
Riggs, Provo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-03

LOOK SHARPl It is time to begin
when your skin breaks out in PIN.
pies to use GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP
HILLS HAIR ANDWHISKER DYE,
Black or Brown, soc.
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Cleveland, O., 1.-The democrats
elect the mayor by 5000; also the
entire city ticket. This IS the Sec
ond democratic mayor in twenty
years.
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LEGAL NOTICE.
In the Probate Court Of Salt Lake
County, Territory Of Utah.
10 the matter of the estate Miohael l.
Sullivan, deceased,
Notice Of time appointed for proving
will. etc.

DURSUANT TO AN ORDER OF
i of SAID court made on the ID day OF
April, a. D. 1888, notice is hereby given
that Monday, the l6.h day Of april, A.
d, 1888, st IL O'Clock 8. N. OF said day,
ct the court room If said court, at the
residence Of Judge Elias Smith. in Gig
andlCounty OF Salt Lake, have been ap-
pointed IS the time ana place for prov.
ing the will of said Michael I. Sullivan,
decessed, and for hearing the spplics-
ton OF Dennis Kelley for the issuance to
him of letters testAmentsry, when and
where any person interested may appesl
end contest the same
Dated April 2, 1883.
D. BnCKHOLT,
a. spS Clerk of Probate Court.
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The Long Strike
NOTICE.
WING

GRAND handicap WING
u shooting match at my place, on
state road: First prize!tRenty- sounds
powder and severty-fve pound shot;
second prize. ten dollar order on VI. b.
Liphau' third prize, seven dollars 10
moDey..Un Wednesday April Huh. 1873
Every body welcome. Match 70 begin al
noon. Entrance fee 81.
spl :. SCoTT.
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PURSUANT TO AN ORDER OF
l said Court made on the I'd Fay OF
April, A d. 1888. notice is hereby given
that Monday, the l6 day Of April,
A ID. 1883, st IL O'Clock am. of said
day, at the Court Room OF said Court, III
the residence Of Judge Elias Smith, il
the city and County of Salt Lake, have
been appointed as the time sud place Tor
Proving the Will Of said Christopher c.
Warn, deceased. and for hearing the sp
plicsiiOn of Mary Jane Warn fer tbs
issuance to her OF letters testsmeniary
when and where any person Interested
may appear and contest the same.
Dated April 2, 1885,
D. BOCKHOLT,
sp3 Clerk OF Probate Court
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0@Gs Next to Walker House,
MAIN STREET,
SELLING OUT f!
10000 Trees.

Apple, Pear, Plum, Peach, Hungsr-
an Prune, English Damsor, Apricot,
&ectsgine, Cherry, Gooseberrv, Currant,
Raspberry and Blackberry.
SHADE THEES-Hnrse Chest
nut, Black Walnut, Balm of Gilesd,
Box Elder, Lon hardy Poplar, etc, etc.
SHRU Il Berry - Saowball, Bar.
berry, Lilsc Honeysuckle, Trumpet
Climber, and Rose Trees for the millien
Garden snd Gresnhouse Slznts 1t the
Farmers Nursery.
THOMAS FENTON,
CoraeF Of Fourth South and Foart
West Streets, Salt Lake City. mh2
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RICHAR SON
GREAT PAIN ABETHI . ATOR

Cures Rheumaiism, Neuraisia, Lumb aso.
5eekaeber Headache, ToOthache, Sore
throat, oRelliugs, sprain', Bruises, Burns.
trost Bites, DyseUtsry, Diarrho1, ChiIbIaips
and sll B0diey Pains a-d Aches.
thousands can testify TO It's healing virtues
u this Territory. For want Of space We quote
only few nsnes of those who have been
gSeaehted, such as Bishop Hunter; Jeseph C,
AA1EsbQry; james Grdly, Louisa Eardley,
aud Ward; Mark EarnshRW, Sixteenth
hICHARDS0S'S CANKER CURE ig CON-
gesed of the herbs Of cur nstive hills. It
IfsstFoys CankPr, PuIi6es the God, and
.sAyes the system clean and healthy, with no
-Lsoe Of the disease behlEd. Il is Slso a pre-
tentative Of the CanksT.
NJ OF the special cure Of Diseases of the
IAfoat, Lungs and Chest, HemoFrhages Of the
55onss or StOmaoh, Pneumonig, Asthma
otoscaItls, PleuriSy, Pains in the Ches', Sc
,gIest Colds settled on the Breast, use RICH
AlA4DS0N'S BE hive LIE PRESEKV.
~ SYRUP. Pat 90 il bottles a. 25c ! sos
Chemical Works. TIKI South st.
6eJ1Ceen StCtb and SeJsnth East
Streets, Salt Lake City
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TOR LalAr B8Jb. SiGy ,ti a-st
use ShilUh's Porous Plaster. Price
@oc, Sold by z. G. NJ. 1. Drug Store.
o.
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Women

Who want glossy, Iuxuriant
and WaYy treSSeS of abundant,
beautiful Hair must use
LYONS KATHAIRON. This
elegant, cheap article always
makes the Hair grow freely
and fast, keeps it from falling
out, arrests and cures gray
ness, removes dandruff and
itching, makes the III air
strong, giving it a curling
tendency and keeping it in
any desired position. Beau
tifnl, healthy Hair is the sure
result of using KathairOn.
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LEGAL NOTICE.
IN the Probate Court Of Salt Lake
County, Territory of Utah.
In the matter Of the Estate OF Christie
pher @. Warn, deceased.

Notice Of Time Appointed fo, Proving
Will, etc.
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Joy 70 THE WO6LD :.
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Cliff HOUSE.

Pat Edgar, DENIES Dorrey, Ogden;
Chas w. Thompson, st. Luuis; VIII Z
O'Rilley, Bingham; L r Monroe,
Y ,nta, Ohio. Alex N Lupfer, D 6 Z 6
B: o II Hsrdey, h e Emerson, Frisco;
Miss Lille Grub, G Weis. Rice's Sur
prise Party; PAtt & Ealey, Ogden.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
JURY LIST.
STATE OF sLouIsIANA.

STATE OF LOUISIANA,
PARISH OF ST. LANDRY.
Be it known that we the undersigned mem
bers of the Jury Commission did on this 6th
day OF October, a. ID. 1888, meet at the Clefk,s
office i'll the town OF Opelousas. Parish OF st.
Landry, for the purpose of drawing jury Tor
the regular term of the District Court, of the
Thirteenth judicial District, under section D.
act - of the regular session of 1877, and all the
members being present except c. Mayo, one OF
said members, p. j. Letebvfe, drew
fro,a the general yenire box one
at a time, the names of the following fifty
persons to compose the Grand and Petit JErles
for the 1st week of said court commencing,
Tuesday, December 4, 1888, a list OF whom was
then and there kept by the Clerk OF said Court.
James O. Chachere, and in our Judgment
jury being required for the second, ana thlrd
weeks of the term, we then ana there
proceeded as i'll drawing tho first fifty jurors
TO draw thirty additional names to serve as
petit jurors for the I'd week and thirty add
tional names to serve as petit jurors for the so
week of the term OF said Court, an la
we the clerk and commissioners qua
then and there place the names drawn as a1ore-
said for each separate week in separate envel-
opes and sealed and endorsed the same with
the week for which they were respectively
drawn which said envelopes containing SAID
names were then and there placed in jury
box provided for the purpose, which after de-
posting sad names therein as aforesaid, was
locked and sealed by us and placed i'll the Gus
tody OF the clerk OF the court for use at the
NEXT term ri said Ii f
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
NOTICE /!
LAND OrrIcE at New Orleans. La.,

- land OFFICE at New Orleans, La,
Oct. Goth, 1888
\ Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Judge
or clerk Of court at Opelonsas, La, on It'll of
December 1883, viz: Homestead No. 578G, Dali
North half Of the south east quarter section II
township south range one west Louisiana
Meridian.
He names the following witnesses to prove
of said land, viz: Marius Landreneau, Rose
mond Landreneau, Joseph Landreneau, Sairon
Soileau OF st. Landry parish La.
G. B. DARRALL.
y oct 27-5t Register.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
NOTICE
LAND OFFICE, at New orleans. La, !

LAND OFFICE, at New Orleans La, I
- Oct. Goth, 1888.
4 Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has flednotice of his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Judge
or Clerk of Court at Opelonsas, La, on the 18th
of December, 1889. VIZ John Healy, Home
stead Entry No. 4s7s for the south half of the
northwest quarter and north half of south west
quarter section five township nine south range
one east Louisiana Meridian. ~
II He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said 1and, viz: NIicnael Egan, w. w. Duson,
Charles Trexler, B. NJ. Lambert, OF ST. Landry
parish, La. sS
C. B. DARRALL,
nov sd Register
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
NOTICE.
LAND OFFICE, at New Orleans, La,

: - LAND OFFICE, at New Orleans, La,
November 18th. 1888
Notice is hereby given that the following
named claimant has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in support of her claim and
that said proof will bemade beforethe Judge or
Clerk of Court at Opelousas, La, on Saturday
December cad, 1888, viz: James Clayton,
Homestead Entry No. 1891, for the lots three
and four, section seven township nine south
range two east Louisiana Meridian.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land. viz: L. ". Fremeaux. i. @. Ly-
ons, w. w. Clayton, w. w. Duson, of st. Lam
dry parish, La
G. b. DARRAItL,
nov17 Register.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
TAX SALES

NOVA BILE. AND ENJOYABLE PROPERTY
OF
DELINQUENT TAXPAYERs OF THE PAR
ISL OF ST. LANDRY. FOR THE
80 YEAR 1882.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
FOTIGE !.
LAND OFFICE, at New Orleans. La..

Oct 18th, 1888.
Notice is hereby given that the Following
named settler has filed notice of his Intention
to make final proof in support of his claim and
that said proof will be made before the Judge
or clerk of Court at Opelousas. La, on Decen-
Der 18th, 1883, viz: Michael Egan, Homestead
Entry No. 4S74 for the north east quarter of sec
ton six township nine south range one east
Louisiana Meridian.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation of
said land, VIZ. John Healey, w. w. Duson, B.
NJ Lambert, Charles Drexler, of st. Landry
parish, La. @. B. DARRALL,
novS Register.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24

DY VIRTUE OF THE AUTHORITY VESTED
d in me by the Constitution and laws OF the
state OF Louisiana, [ viii sell at the prlnc1pa!
front door of the Courthouse OF the parish of
St. Landry. in the town of opeiousas, IN winch
the Civil District Court OF said parish Is hefi.
within the legal hours for judicial sales. begin
,,i,,t, I ~ A M.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-11-24
OPELOuSAS FEMALE INSTITUTE,
0peleilsas, st. Landry Par. La.

yHyEEES INSTITUTION will resume dill
81 ties Monday, September Sd, 1888, under the
immediate supervision of Mrs. NJ. NJ Hayes
and Mrs. NJ. A. Davis, with competent assist
ants. The scolastie year consists of forty
weeks.
TERMS OF TUITION
Preparatory Department per months 90 90
5 Music. witlri1se of piano .. 90
d Boarding. including washing, lights
and fuel, per month ..----.-.-..-1 6 on
Embroidery, wax flowers, painting,
drawing, each, extra .---..----.- 10 90
DISCIPLINE.
The government of this school is strict blll
parental, no hard tasks or restrictions are I'M.
posed but every student must comply with the
rules, and must prepare up to the measure Of
her ability, the lessons assigned.
Our course OF study and mode of instruction
are designed to train the mind to the habits OF
correct thinking and thorough investigation
No student will be allowed to enter higher
classes without thorough preparation. Parents
and guardians may rest assured that the man:
ners. health and morals OF their children and
wards shall receive due attention.
No deduction for absence, unless in case Of
protracted illness. The location OF this town Is
healthful and easy of access. The boarding
department is under the immediate charge oi
Mrs Hayes. Boarlers will provide themselves
with blankets and towels.
3 For particulars, address
MRS NJ. NJ. HAYES.
july 2s- Principal
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08

was terrible 10 look upon. He sat in
q crouching attitude, with ears laid back
bis eyes afame with fury, and scintillat-
ing with rage; lips and whiskers drawn
back so as TO expose the opon mouth
and its formidable array of sharp. oils.
tening teeth, through which with quick
hot breath he spat and hissed his def.
ance and rage. Every hair on his BODY
stood stiff and erect, each individual hair
for the moment a seperate bristle.
The dogs, too, were fast becoming
thoroughly enraged, and evidently deter,
mind to 60 in and win at all hazards.
And the cat acted as if he knew it
Quick as lightning he sprang into
their midst, striking out right and left in
such way as instantly gave him snate
for a second spring, which carried him
clean over their heads on to juttinp
abutment of the precipice, up which he
scrambled hand over hand with marvell
ous quickness, and was instantly off and
away into a wilderness of rocks and
scrub where pursuit was hopeless.
1t is needless to say that in this en-
counter some of the dogs received sever.
al very bad wounds; one in particular
having his face gashed in frightful way
and leaving scars which disfgured him
for life.
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08
Coffee Beans to Order,
N. Y. sun.

live me your opinion of these, young
man." said the east-side grocer, as he
sllcad before the reporter a handful of
cot e beans. They aren't very regular
in ize, are they? Now compare them
wi. = these, and tell me which you think
ar the better"
The grocer placed handful alongside
Of he Others. The two lots were of the
same dark-brown color, and at a little
di lance presented no very marked dit
ference. Closer inspection showed that
While the coffee beans first shown were
MOI all of the same size, the second hand.
tul were of extraordinary regularity, the
beans being very plump and large.
Il know what you are going to tell me,
and at the first glance any one would say
so. Your opinion is that the last lot is
the best, isn't it? Well, the difference
between the two patches is that those
which | showed you first are a fair lot of
coffee beans, while the Others aren't cof.
fee at all and never grew on a coffee
bush"
What kind of a bush, then, did they
grow on?"
mo bush at all. They are manufac
tured article. You need not look as If Won
didn't believe it, for it's fact on which
you may safely risk your last dime. They
are nothing more or less than limitations
made out of dough, and Drowned up TO
resemble the true coffee. They are made
in moulds and baked afterward Each
one is almost perfect in shape, and all
are alike. Iou won't find genuine cof
Zee beans to have such regularity"
The look all right, but il seems TO
me IL no one would mistake the bey-
erag' made from them for coffee"
~ on are wrong again, young man.
NO respectable grocer would be foolish
enough To give any customer who buys a
pound OF coffee n pound of imitation.
No, indeed. They mix it in the proper
uon OF four or five of coffee 10 one ofim-
ltatlon. Nobody examines each bean.
fou hear persons complaining of bad
coffee all the time. I'm sure can't tell
now II H. SAYS the housekeeper; 4 buy
the coffee N the bean and grind il nv
sell am sure il is not adulterated,
You sen the grocer can mix chico ory
with ground coffee, but when coffee Is
bought in the bean something's got 10
be done. Some brilliant mind got over
the dliii Guilty BY making coffee beans 10
order"
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08

strolling about here, and, supposing him
TO be one of these stragglers, | cleared
him out. Where does he live? | will
drive over and see him."
of he started at once. Reaching the
farmhouse, he drove in, and seeing him
began an apology, but was cut short by
the farmer, who inquired if he knew at
which gate he came in. He said he
did.
"Then," said the farmer, Il want you
to get out as quick as you cam and the
owner of the stock farm was obliged to
depart.
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08
THE TRIALS OF A TREASURER.
Prepossessing Young Women Who Don't
Know Their Own Minds.
n. Y. Tribune

n. Y. Tribune.
The Treasurer of the Union Square
Theater is well known in the business
for his never-failing courtesy and kind
ness. which are only equaled by the
beauty Of his face and figure. As Tri-
bum T.. entered the yestibule the
dav before Mr.. Jefferson's final appear
ance there were two damsels of prepos'
sessing appearance standing before the
little pieeon-hole through which tickets
are purveyed.
"I want seven seats for tomorrow
night" said prepossessing damsel No. |.
"Can you give me good ones?"
Certainly. Here are seven all together
in the second row from the balcony"
Cant you 1--WE me seven in the front
row."
NO, miss"
"well, is the second row as good as
the frst?"
mo, miss, but still is very good.
Are they all together"
Yes, miss"
"And they are really good seats?"
"Yes, miss
Have you any in the parquet?'
"Yes, miss; seven in row g."
"Are those good seats?'
six rows back"
Are they better than the balcony
seats"
"Svme people like them better.
Are they all together?'
Yes, miss"
And they're better seats than those
in the balcony"
Il didn't say so, but think they are
myself"
well, guess I'll take the balcony
seats"
The treasurer shuffled the bundle of
tickets like pack of cards and checked
Oft seven.
Glow much are they?' pursued the
prcpossessing one.
Dollar fifty cents"
How much is that altogether
Ten dollars fifty cents"
A dainty portmonnaie was produced
and a $40 dollar bill extracted.
Just show us where those parquet
seats are again." and the plan was taken
out and the position pointed out.
An II all, guess the parquet is better
than the balcony. I'll change my mind
and take those"
The tickets were again shuffled and
the parquet seats handed out.
"ren dollars and half, YOU said?"
Yes, miss"
Wait minute does those seats start
frc n the aisle?"
40, miss. | showed you the plan;
thev begin two seats from the aisle"
Oh. Well that's annoying. Does
Je.,1rson play next week."
10, miss. Tomorrow is the last
nj t. -,
Then | guess the balcony seats will
be letter"
he shuflling was repeated third
tire.
lre the balcony seats just the sams
pr as those in the parquet?"
Yes, miss "
The 500 bill was quietly folded up, pu
b. K in the portmonnaie, and without 9
word Of apology the prepossessing duo
"! ked out, the spokeswoman slying.
Vell guess I'll send down to-mor
ror morning if want them, but Jeffer
soi of no account anyhow"
IRE they often that way7" asked the
rCr0rter
.'ometimes worse, but it's nothing
W Il you're used to it,"
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08
A Wise Answer

The King of Abyssinia rules over or
thodox CHRISTIANS, who protest that they
have changed neither their creed nor
their rites since the Council of ofChalcedon.
Yet both this king and his Christian
subjects are overrun, as an Abyssinian
describes it, first by foreign missionaries,
then by foreign consuls, and in conclu-
sion by foreign soldiers. A recent Sweed-
ish missionary in Abyssinia was asked
what be wanted.
ITO teach the Christian religion"
"But we are Christians"
"Then will convert the Jews"
Are there no Jews in Sweden?"
"rhey are provided for"
How did you get here"
Through Egypt"
What religion did you find there"
islam"
Then convert the Mohammedans-
we can take care of ourselves; and if we
cannot, God can-better than the King
of Sweden or missionary
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08

The French, strange to say, have no
verb "to stand" nor can a Frenchman
speak of kicking" any one. The near
est approach, in his politeness, he makes
to it is, to threaten to give blow with
his foot" the same thing, probably, to
the recipient, in either case, but it seems
to want the directness, the energy of our
"kick." Neither has he any word for
baby" nor fer "hone," nor comfort"
The term "up stair" and "down stair"
are also unknown in French.
In English we cure" meat and cure"
sick people, and we like our girls TO be
quick, but we never like to see them
"fast."
The Osceola times., 1883-12-08
She Would Make No Discount

A few weeks since a railroad collision
on one of the roads leading out of New
York, killed among Others, passenger
living in an interior town. His remains
were sent home in good shape, and a few
days after the funeral the attorney of the
road called upon the widow to effect
settlement. She placed her figures at
twenty thousand dollars.
"Ohl that sum is unreasonable" repli-
ed the attorney. "Your husband was
nearly fifty years old?'
Eyes, sir"
"And lame?"
"Yes."
"And mis- general health was poor"
Quite poor"
"And he probably would not live over
twenty years."
Probably not, sir
"Then it seems to me that two or three
thousand dollars would bea fair compen-
sation."
Two or three thousand dolars." she
echoed "Why, sill, courted that man
for ten years, run after him ten more,
and then had 10 chase him down with a
shot gun to get him before q preacher
Do you suppose that I'm going to settle
for the bare cost of shoe leather and am
| munition"