Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-15
Woman Ia the Republic.

MaCOI, AiI., ~ IL SNlu 10 be tHt oliVSl
female college in the world.
Miss Miller, of Ferris, Tex, chloro-
formed her fathers dogs and eloped
with a young man whom her father
had forbidden on the premises.
A lady applying for situation as
teacher in Spencer county, Ky, in re-
ply to question said ~ amt much
of a arithmeticker, but am an ele-
CANT grnmmarest.
Atlanta has n female barber whose
sign facetiously reads:
Man wants hut little hair below,
Nor wants that little long.
a woman in Kingston, n. NJ, has
built for her family a log cabin. She
cut the trees, hauled the logs and
! made the shingles for the roof Her
/ thrifty husband stayed at home
meanwhile and tended the children.
Two young ladies residing IN Par-
ishyille. st. Lawrence county, this
state. with the aid of u small dog and
hny, captured a deer one day last week
After chasing the animal for some dis
lance il became fastened In the snow,
and the ladies secured il by tying It's
hind legs with shawl.
A Philadelphia girl was so thought
less rs TO tell friend at her wedding
the names OF the donors would not he
displayed with the presents. OF course,
the friend told. Her wedding came off
the otter day, and the presents were
not displayed either. They consisted
of 1872 plated sugar spoons
and $50 salt-cellars.
There Is young married woman in
st. Louis who sleeps only two hours
in each twenty-four. She Is evidently
training for u piother-in-law,
A French lady. during the siege OF
Paris, driven by famine To eat her pet
dog, ms she was finishing, exclaimed:
Poor thing, how lac would have en-
joyed picking these bonds.n
4 young woman In Arden, Illinois,
crazed hy religion, imaglnes herself an
angel. II Ii better for n Young woman
10 retain her mental balance and let
the young men i'm the neighborhood
imagine her an angel.
Sedalia, Missouri, has billiard IA
loon for ladies only, and the proprie-
tor already thinks OF taking out the Ia
blcs and allowing the fair creatures 20
play right on the floor, where great
deal of caroming Is done now.
The independent damselSof Atlanta,
Georgia, formed "spinsters' club.
which no men were allowed 10 attend.
Then bachelors club was organized
In self-defense, and AT last accounts
they were holding joint sessions.
When you sec two young women
slowly meandering up the street, talk
ing attentiyely To each other, you can
make up your mind there's something
mighty important about 10 bc deyel-
oped. Just ~ liz az DAi they are go-
ing To buy yard and half of ribbon
to match a new suit
The young lady Of the adjective was
standing on the depot platform the
other day, and casting "A wistful glance
across the barren fields, sighed weari-
ly. at il Just really horribly, awfully
mean that such charming, lovely fun
on the deliciousiy smooth Ice should
he destroyed by The hateful glare Of the
SUM-
Little seyen-year-0ld Edith ~ too
Wise for her years. The family had
mInce-pie at Che Thanksgiving dim
der and she was told that they were
extremely unhealthy. She thought a
moment aud then announced this
comprehensive obituary notice: 'The
Herricks ate four mince pies on
Thanksgiving. Their late residence
was ~ West Fifiieih street. No
flowers
That hacking cosgh can be 70
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We
guarantee II. Sold by l.. ", Bruins
! Wig. 2-I7.e-n-d-w-w-r.