Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-09-09
NAUGHTY YOUTH
Bad Boy and His Pa
l.. His Pa Arrested For Stealing
f;~.sns and Then Puts Prize
Packages in a GraO-Oag'

IHaTeu OCSA
Il the ague's played out l guess
,,m ont of quinine in this town
Gw,s sick. Any how they nreu
/. harreI of it down my neck" re-
f. bow, helping himself to an
HI vour father was arrested last
rTav What's the trouble asSeI
,"csrv man as he closed a new gaze
and Of the counter he had msde
f. t the bow away from the sugar
I'm no did come near being run
ra and | guess he would II
II, Lssn for me-. You see ms mas
|sirk ever since she went into
The DeacOn's Cellar
Iw cider and met that skunk, 80
III la if he would get q couple OF
4 E,r hens, she would try ana IuSAe
-. for sunday, as she felt her
y f,iI,nr. and if her appetite didn't
.o0n she would go hence,
.v,r that means. SO that evening
Er,rd out after hens. He was TOO
ct dressed ones, so he got TWO
from the market and started
Il We and my chum were layln
En- and when he got about hall
mi commenced 10 rain and he
H. am run 80 n 10 nO5 get wet.
4 lowed and met q policeman ana
|liw W. saw q man steal two hens,
E.fr,eI pa out as the man. Inc
Imgn started after him aud yelled
H. 20 halt, but pa Gid not hear hlm'
h son Ia saw some one was cnas'
Eim. and thought it was q roOher,
\ nan all the harder. Then the pOT
f. rvIlpl out his revolver and
in Tie air % scare "a, just as one
n hens got her wings loose and hop
n in ras eve Pa dropped with a
4 and said: I'm shot. Tell my
did happy Then 3 crowd got
bGhm and was a-gOing to
Hang ihe Policeman,
wore the shot came across the
4 rrr no saw two men rua, and SAID
Efu.r carry a revolver, anyway, and
,t might seach him. But | saw
n r.w il over in a yard and meand
u got it the next mOraiug.
H. ~ found he wasn't dead, he
Ia FIR a s-rrtcher to be carried home
II umnh lis family. While some OF
Euaa went for the stretcher, the
d san % examine him tOsee where
IT,, went in, and when they
d. 1.l it he got up anu 9tiereu
\ any man mat saiI he was shot.
t1eu another policeman came up
rncogniLed pa as Chicago
H. notorious safe robber, and that
Hsri wa, offered for him. Pa said
Ii an honest man and agreed to go
\ 10 the market with the chickens
la identified. They found only one
IL chickens. but the market man
Hilaud fixed il, and then the pO-
hsg u~gan 10 beg pas pardon and
In. him five do lars to keep still
Ia T.. When pm got home he told
|bow he had helped catch 3 safe
|rald when he got his share of THE
kauIS she could have a new seal
sa.IIe.'
L.. iather'H Kill you some day.
ID & about that fuss at the social
IN ,vyu'- night before laSt?" ask
III ~.r,ry man, as he picked the
Fly SpCcks
|kma lot of maple sugar he was
b. away for new NAPLES ugar'neXt
b.. Il heard the whole church was
a. ,a.h other over a grabbing, and
ID, ding elder had all he could do
b. things down.
a. cont amount to much,' re-
II tie toy. There's always some
b tUIu~ up when the sOciable sea-
b r,t SALTS In. You see, ms was APP
H. 70 rnmmittee to fix up q grab
Me- aud my cnum were digging
hhar mnrniugtO gOtishing, when pa
u rut and said, "Hennery, | be-
\ yea put up that chicken job on
b. tou't believe anything but
work will reform you. / want
r. Iaie up the ground under the
d bushes asked him if he
Del hump-backed, disagured boy,
u - by hard work. Pa said he
n risk the hump, and told me to
m, aud then went down town.
Fhuw said he would help me, and
b. linn got the job done before two
D.. When We got done | come in
found ma had finished the grab
All had II all loaded, with the top
ntd with a puCkering string, and
b uu the back ola chair. Ma was
Falr> letting her sunday clothes on,
h Co. '.v sorIaO!e, 50 il didn't take
Hd my rhum long to empty the
fn. ct first choice, Then / got our
p rap aud took it to the barn, and
ht tWOuice
Big PAT Mice
d. IN in "a collar. box with holes
p % ,u give EN- air, and dropped
~ ,.r Tag. Then my chum re-
"v'da zig swapping turtle he had
p Nwill.harrel, and me ana him
thut and wiped it as dry a. we
II, audited il all up out its head and
IhHi IN Just as the deacOn's hired
cam" % take the bag over to the
hh.r. Me and my cuUm went down
; huuSe and waited tn the people
tI,r To the sOCiable and then we
over and got up in a tree where
.uld see through the open window
hear all that was going on. Pa he
p over by the bagand shouted, Ten
a grab; don't let any body bt
EWdrd IN q good cause Three OF
had Put up their ten cents am
u a grab when an old maid from
ko~h, who had been TO the sDriur.
Mysteries, got in her work on IN,
Pr. hox. When she got the coveroff
oI the mice that knew his business
led on her shaulder and crawleC
L her neck, and the other droppa,
n on the floor and started around Il
the other one. You'd a died I,
her Hop aud show her stocking,
scream. The deacOR's folks though.
~ another attack Of Mysteries, anr
mo The deacon got her on the sof,
held her while they poured pare
and cayenne pepper down her
Pen she got loose she screamed al
harder. Then one of the 9TH
aen seen the mouse and got nm !,
~ and 50 "P Il
shook Her Skirts
asked the new minister 10 holm ba
f. the modse. The poor fslIny
Sd as though he would like rs 80 6N
iA.ed. Just then the bottom Of ~ ~
7 broke and let her fall over ON ~,
DIe her bangs all down. Ma Gale,
a'hatetul thing and told her an
~ 10 De ashamed of herself, Email,
n S9t things in order, but no on.
Su 10 tackle the bag, and as her.
Tnere the profits come in ~,
u up aud said he'd AZ :,
~ why eyerybOdv scteIso . u