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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-12-10
AUSTRALIAN lARRJKlN

The typical Australian larrikin de-
serves par all to his own cheek---and
here it is! He is an insult to his
fellow-creatures, and lasting dis
grace to his Creator. He is the
personitication of lazy loaferism;
and would have sold his soul long
ago for long beer, had not Destiny
denied him soul, and so spoiled
the bartre. His one ambition is to
play buttress to a public-house wall,
and spit moral and material filth at
every respectable person whose bad
luck tbs to have to pass him by. In
currishness he's bracketable with the
dingo, never going for his prey but
when he thinks tits to be had with
out struggle. Manliness, the
constable, and clean water are his
supreme diversions. He never
washes, except when he's in quod,
and then the water runs off his
greasy hide as it does off q ducks
back. He wears the tightest of
trousers, and the heels of his "daisy
Washers" are the only things tall
about him. He generally sports {:
gorgeous tie, and the reasons he
doesn't put 15lb. of fat on his locks
is because it doesn't nit the butcher
to give him credit for that amount.
What grease he can annex, he does.
Little else go down his gullet but
adulterated liquor, and nothing
comes out but blasphemy. In
filthiness the skunk is a fool to him,
as in laziness is the sloth. There is
a tradition that larrikin once did
an honest days work, but recent
enquiries go far to prove that the
original tradition of that yarn was
Ananias.- yclney Bulletin.
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OH M SEES.

Up to recent date the clergy of
Belgium had complete control over
the primary schools there, and some
idea of how their work was done may
be guessed from the following fact.
During an examination the scholars
in one of the leading schools were
asked to write an answer to the
query, Ibid Moses live before
Christi" And here are some of the
brilliant replies Moses did not live
before Jesus Christ, and will not live
after. Moses lived after Jesus
Christ, for he delivered the land of
Israel after Jesus Christ. Moses
lived 80 years before Jesus Christ
Three hundred years before Jesus
Christ. Much more than 10000
years before Jesus Christ. Thirty
years before Jesus Christ. Forty
nine years before Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ lived 400 years before
the existence of the world. Moses
was DOfu UelOTc Jesus SIlTlSt, SLICE
there was the Deluge. Moses lived
after Christ was crucified. Moses
did live before Jesus Christ, because
he was born of Jesus Christ. Moses
is Jesus Christ. Moses lived neither
before nor after Jesus Christ
(Ergo, Moses is myth, and never
lived at all.) Jesus Christ died be-
fore Moses, but he rose again.
Moses ate a forbidden fruit, and
was saved by Jesus Christ. Moses
lived till after Jesus Christ, and at
the same time as he, for Moses gave
him the Twelve Commandments.
Jesus Christ lived before, because
he took Moses from the rib of Adam.
(This will be news for the woman's
champion, Moncure Danyil Conway
He lived before, for Jesus Christ
came into the world one of the first.
Moses lived before, for it is by he
whom Jesus Christ was crucified.
Jumpin' Moses! It's wonder he
wasn't made ont to be the snake
itself, or twin-brother to Balaam's
ass.-F'e0eraL australian.
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Commission Merchants.

Geo. w. Macfarlane.-H. II. Macfarlane.
G. w. MACFARLANE & Co.
IMPORTERS, COMMISSION MER.
CHANTS AND
Sugar Factors,
Firc.Proof Building, SO Queen street,
Honolulu. III. |.
AGENTS for
The Waikapu Sugar Plantation, Maui,
The Spencer Sugar Plantation, Hawaii,
The Heeia Sugar Plantation, Oahu,
Huelo Sugar Mill, Maui,
Huelo Sugar Plantation, Maui,
Puuloa Sheep Ranch Co., Hawaii,
j. Fowler s. Co. Steam Plow and Port
able Tramway Works, Leeds,
Mirrlces, Watson s. Co.'S Sugar Machin
cry, Glasgow,
Glasgow and Honolulu Line of Packets.
1876
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-12-10

From a Client Who Has Lost a
Case.-Lawyers should sleep we'll
it is immaterial on which side they
lie.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-12-10

1t is really not surprising that
some of our nobility are rather chary
about handing over their mansions to
the tender mercies Of sightseeing
ruffians. The other day it was dis
covered that magnificent jewelled
table, which one of the chief a,trac-
tons of Warwick Castle, had been
considerably Clipped, and the pieces
carried away. This piece of brutality
is ascribed to a party of Americans,
who must surely belong to the same
family as the ente1prising individual
4 HON Mark Twain discovered in the
7 ct of attempting to chip piece off
the nose Of the Sphinx.
From a Client Who Has Lost a
Topa I oyux,nre o1,ou1I ,lnn,> 1,-o1l
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SO Reward.

T OST on Saturday night on Hotel st.
~ A double English Travelling Rug,
a dyed sheepskin foot rug, and an en-
broidered dust-wrap. The above re-
ward will be paid on returning same TO
400 q. w. MACFARLANE & Co
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And at prices topper cent. below
,lr former rates
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REMEMBER THIS.


IL you arc sick Hop Btters will surely aiC
Nature in making you well when all else fails
If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffer
IN from any other of tho numerous diseases
ii the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault
if you ROMAN i'll, for Hop Bitters are sove'
tcg remedy in all such complaints.
II you arc wasting away with any form OF
,Ii lney Disease, stop tempting Death this
moment, and turn for q cure to Hop Bittors.
If you are sick with that terrible sickness
Nervousness, you will find Balm II
:ilead " in tho use of Hop Bitters.
If you are frequenter, or resident OF !
masmatic district, barricade your system
against the scourge of all countries
,pidemic, bilious, and intermittent fevers-bl
the use of Hop Bitters.
If you have rough, pimply or sallow skin
bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miser
able generally, Hop Bitters will give you fai
skin, rich blood, and sweetest breath, healtl
and comfort.
In short they cure all diseases of the Stom
ach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys
Bright's Disease. $500 will be paid for a cas-
they will not cure or help.
That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister
mother or daughter, can be made the pictur
of health by few bottles of Hop Bitters, cost
ing but n trihe. Will you let them suffer?
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PHYSICIANS PUZZLED.

A singular insta nee of a peculiar
nervous affection was related to a
Louisville CooTier-Jo,undl reporter
a few days ago The patient, Miss
Ella -, is a young lady residing
on Magnolia avenue, near Second
street. For some fine she has been
afflicted with slight attack of rheu-
matte pains, and has been generally
in delicate health. Recently she
grew sudden ly worse, and was pros
trated with an attack of mental cho-
rea, which presents some remarkable
features. The patient retains full
consciousness of all that transpires ;
recognizes the faces of the members
of her family and her physician and
her friends, and yet the words she
utters are almost entirely beyond her
control. For instance, in attempting
to say anything, she may express
what is directly opposite to her mean
ing. One expression is continually In
her head, and is repeated over and
over again, the patient being unable
to avoid saying it. At times she gives
utterance to a low whining noise,
often initiating the barking of dog;
but more frequently gives utterance
to shrill scream, not loud, but start
ling. All day yesterday she was sing
ing, and, when attempting to speak,
her words would follow the tune, or
assume ryme, which would be re-
peated over and over. She seems
also to have lost control of the pitch
of her voice, and one part of SEN
tence may be made in a whisper, the
other in almost scream.
A convulsive finginS about OF the
hands and arms is another symptom,
and in this she manifests surprising
strength. The action, like her words,
seems to be entirely involuntary,
hardly ever being under her control.
She frequently slaps the faces of her
attendants, and has manifested dis
position to bite her near relatives,
though not in violent manner.
When spoken to, it is evident that size
understands clearly all that is said;
but it is only with the utmost effort
that she can make even short intel
igible answer.
The case is very singular one,
and it seems to be the elimination of
a series of low nervous troubles. 1t
is allied to chorea. only in this in
stance the loss of control is chiefly
manifested in the vocal organs. Her
sleep is fitful and seldom exceeds
twenty minutes in duration, while the
ailment of her throat precludes the
taking of anything but liquid food.
The case is under the treatment of
DIR. Robert H. Porter, the well-known
nervous specialist, who pronounces it
one of the most remarkable he has
ever met in the course of long
practice.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-07-28
FEMALE FANCIES.

A waiter Over the garden wall
A color-bearer-The average belle.
Why is there no difference between
spinster and good wine7 Both are
old mades.
What maid is there, however fair,
Who would a lover jilt,
Could he as spouse bring her house
Like this that Vanderbilt.
In boudoir: "What lovely hair
she has. l suppose it is her own"
sob! Yes. of course it is. No doubt
if you ask she will prove it, for she
told me only few days ago that she
was careful to keep all her receipts"
Aman winks his eye an average of
10000 times per day, and woman's
tongue makes $4,000 motions every
twenty four hours. At this rate how
long will it take the man to catch up?
Alligator belts are very popular
with the girls just now, but calfskin
and broadcloth will resume its old
time popularity when the evenings
grow a little warmer, just as it was
last year.
1.-THE last link is broken" the fell
low said, when he kissed his girl
goodbye forever at her request, be
cause her parents wished dissolN
ton. A few days after he received Il
note saying: Dear George-There
are plenty more links. Come and
break them"
At the Queens drawing room. a
fortnight ago, were two dresses which
had the front of the petticoats and
of the waist entirely covered with
loops and ends of narrow ribbons.
On one dress these were of black,
on the other of pink and yellow,
matching the roses which brocaded
the train, and the flowers which made
a panel at one side of the skirt.
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but there is no good reason why all
children born of slaves should not be
proclaimed free This is undoubtedly
the first step to take, and there are
grounds for believing that diplomatic
advice, iudiciously rendered by the
English Government in that direc
ton, might have effect. 1t has oc-
CURED to me that the extension of the
sugar industry on the coast might
also help toward removing from Mad
agascar the curse of slavery. A sugar
planter in Nauritius pays for the
importation of an Indian laborer, as
a preliminary outlay, larger sum
than would suffice to purchase a
Malagassy slave. 1t might thus be
easily arranged that slaves here, by
engaging to serve for term, like the
Indian laborer, would obtain the
money wherewith to purchase their
freedom. As a matter of fact, num-
bers of slaves are thus set free by Eng
lishmen, who, requiring servants,
arrange for their liberation in the
manner described; and the existing
plantations are worked, in great
measure, by slaves, who doubtless will
with their earnings eventually pur-
chase their liberty.
After all, it ought not to be forgot
ten that, outside the province OF
Imerina, Hova rule extends over but
a limited portion of Madagascar. 1t
is hard, for instance, on the east
coast tribes that, although probably
willing to let their lands to the for
eigners, and to increase and develop
outside commerce, they should be for
hidden to pursue that course by a
tribe in the interior to whom they do
not bear much love. And at many
points along the coast the authority
of the Hovas is represented solely by
the obstructive customs offices which
they have established, and their pro
tecting garrisons. Notwithstanding
the shortcomings of Hova rule, there
can be no doubt that the race, by
virtue of it's superior intelligence and
progress in civilization, no less than
by its energy and prowess in war, is
best fitted to govern among the
Malagassy people. In travelling
through the country the superiority
of the Hovas over the other tribes,
in every respect, seems to be most
marked. They are an interesting
people, and are, beyond doubt, capable
of rifing high above their present
social level. The most intelligent,
and many of the most influential
among them, are anxious to advance;
and the Government will eventually
be compelled, as when it adopted
Christianity, to keep pace with the
times. What the Hovas require above
all things is careful coaxing and judi
cious advice, rendered from quarter
in which they have confidence. -
TCorn. London Standard
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Let not your thought of yesterday
bind your thought of to day. Life is
always development, and the con-
sistency of life is the Eravest, trust
voice you can utter to-day without
going back to measure yourself, to
see if you measure monotonous,
square trimmed uprightness to the
eye of some locker on. A tree does
not grow backward to measure its
growth of to-day with the growth of
yesterday. 1t simply presses on to-
ward the stars, and its outcome is
symmetrical, and proves that it was
consistent with itself throughout.
And such must be the growth of our
thought, of our character, if it would
take upon it the giant might of the
oak Williamsport Grit.
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Lord Byron. in reference to a beautiful lad

Lord Byron, in reference to a beautiful lady,
wrote to a friend" Lady - has been dan
gerously i'll, but now she is dangerously well
again" American bellies, when attacked by
any of the ills that flesh is heir to, may be
kept killing and avoid being killed by taking
DIR. X. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription, y
which banishes feminine weaknesses, and re-
stores the bloom Of health. BY all druggists.
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-" Keep to your place and your place
will keep you" But you cannot expect to
keep your place without health, tho founda.
ton of all success. For instance a railroad
engineer in the employ of the c. NJ. & st.
Paul r. r. had been grievously affected with
diabetes for six years. He took four boxes OF
Kidney-Wort, and now writes that he is en-
tirely cured and working regularly
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sob, my back = is a common exclamation,
and expresses world of misery and suffering.
1t is singular this pain arises from such various
causes. Kidney disease, liver complaint, vast
ing affections, colds, rheumatism, dyspepsia,
overwork and nervous debility are chief causes.
When thus ailing seek prompt relief. 1t can
be found best in Browns Iron Bitters. 1t
builds up from the foundation by making the
blood rich and pure. Leading physicians and
ministers use and recommend it. 1t has cured
many, and if you arc q sufferer try it.
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Il hat only Won brice for my goods"
said one of the "clodink" merchants
to a customer, the other day, and
then in an aside to his head clerk he
added, with wink, land dot vas tie
brace he is willing to gift"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-07-28

John A. Logan, having fought the
last war. in his mind, regards him
self as the step-father of his country.
He thinks the President las made
q mistake in breaking with him
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-07-28

Mr.. j. A. McBeth, Pacific Express Office,
Denver, Colo, was cured by st. Jacobs Oil OF
an excruciating pain in the neck, and also
tooth ache. One application did the work.
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*Many ladies who had scarcely enjoyed the
luxury Of feeling well for years have been 80
renovated by using Lydia Pinkhm's Vegeta-
BILE Compound that they have triumphed over
the ills flesh is said to be heir to, and life has
been crowned with the added charm of a
fresber beauty
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AR Feathers, ribbons, velvet can all be col
ored to match that new hat by using the Dia-
mond DYES 10 cents for any color
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A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAN.
Messrs. Editors -

Messrs. Editors -
The above is good likeness OF Mrs. Lydia Z. Pink.
ham, of Lynn Mass, who above all other human beings
may be truthfully called the Dear Friend OF Woman
as some OF her correspondents love to call her She
zeaously devoted to her work. which is the outcome
of q life-study, and IL obliged TO keep six lady
assistants to help her the large correspondence
which daily pours In upon her. each bearing Its special
burden Of suffering Joy at release from It. Her
Vegetable Compound is a medicine for good and not
evil purposes i haze personally investigated It and
am satisfied OF the truth OF this
On account OF It's proven merits 1t Is recommended
and prescribed by the best physicians In the country
Ono says, 1t works like n charm and saves much
pain 1t will entirely the worst form OF falling
of the uterus, LeucorrhTa, irregular and painful
Menstruation all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
liberation, Foodngs all Dspacements and the con-
seauent spinal weaknesc, and IL especially adapted to
the Change of Life"
It pereates every portion of the system, and gives
new life and vigor It faintness fatuency,
destroys all craving for smulants and relieves weak
ness of the stomach. 1t Bloating, Headaches,
Nervous Prostitution General Debility Slceplessness,
Depression and Indigestion. That feeling OF bearing
down. causing PAIN weight nnl hackaehe, is always
permanently cured by its !. will at all times. and
under all circumstance act IN harmony with the law
that governs the female system.
1t costs only g. per bottle x - g. and is sold by
druggists Any advice required Gr TO special cases and
the Of many who have been rctorei TO perfect
health by the Of the Vege:sl le Onpound can be
obtained addressing Mrs. T., Wit! stamp for reply,
at her homo in Lynn, Mass.
For Kidney COMPLAINT Of either this compoundi is
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
"Mrs. Pinkhams Liver Pills." says one writer, care
the best IN the rorii for Tho OF Constipation,
Biliousncss and TorpiGity q the liver. Her Blood
Purifier works wonders IN its special l!re and bids fair
TO equal the Compound In its popularity.
All must respcc. her Angel OF Mercy whose sole
ambition Is 10 do;5od 20 o:hera
Philadelphia. IA. @ Mrs. A. NJ
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There is nothing better for Poison Oak
Cuts, Burns and Sores than MOTHER CARYs
SALvE. Price % cts. Try it.
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Rev. w. b. Smith, GRAFTON, Mass, says ::
" have derived benefit from using Browns
Iron Bitters for n low state of blood"
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White glace or Snrah silk is the correct
lining for printed null muslin dresses.
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First cough carried me off,
And then n coffin they carried m

Valenciennes is the popular lace for break
fast cans.
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Anu thcTI II cUnII tHey Cut INC 0f' IN
This will not be your epitaph il you take
your cough and DIR. r. V. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" in time. 1t is specific
for weak lungs. splitting of blood, night sweats,
and the early stages of consumption. BY all
druggists.
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Pure blood means perfect health. Use !Sa-
marian Nerrine and the result is certain, T. c.
health.
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White Escurial lace parasol covers are
sold for carriage parasols of bright or black
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Pleated blouse waists and long apron
overskirts bid fair to remain in high favor.
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THROAT, BRONCHIAL AND LUNG DIS
EASES

A speciality. Send two stamps for large trea-
tise giving self-treatment Address WORLDS
DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Buffalo,
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Real Spanish lace fichus, black and white
are selling at Denning's at $3.50 each.
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DIR. NJ Il. Gamble, FARMINGToN, ILL.,, says:
81 prescribe Browns Iron Bitters in my prac-
tice, and they give satisfaction"
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Printed null muslin dresses are novelties
lately brought out
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The favorite color for the dots and scol-
loped edges of Swiss embroidery bands is
red
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Mrs. Orlena Marshall, of CRANKY, o., says:
".Sdmaritan Nerrine cured me of epilepsy"
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The stalks of flowers must be as visible
in all flower garnitures as the flowers and