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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

AMONG the hills Of Northern Connec-
tout ore many quaint characters, SOL
emn in mien, sturdy and honest in their
dealings, but with q vein of underlying
humor that crops out daily i'll thoir con.
versatiop. Among them was one -
isrIy daEcd R Sysfs ii as e ee w Vas u'sso ,s%,
hard 70 tit himself for the ministry, and
when he thought himself perfected he
called on old Father P 49,, Loted
Baptist minister of that day i'll s.,
and told him he must either preach the
gospel or die, and stated his wish to be
examined. After q rigid examination
Father P.-leaned his ht al upon his
hands and remained silent cot few
minutes; the', suddenly looking up,
he said: Mr.. s., I'm really afraid
you'll have to die."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

A YOUNG physician. who had long
worshiped at a distance, was ono day
suddenly. called to attend her. He
found her suffering from no particularly
dangerous malady, but she wanted him
to prescribe for her nevertheless: so Inc
took her hand and said impressively
'Well, 1 should prescribe-I should
prescribe that-you-g get - married, u
''Oh, goodness !" said the interesting
invalid, "who would marry me, won.
der" 81 would" snapped the doctor,
with all the yoracity of six-foot pick.
erel. ''Youl" exclaimed tho maiden.
'Yos." "WaIl, doctor, If that is Tie
fearful alternative. you can go away
and let me die in peace"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

JERUsALEM.-A healthful and nutrit-
lous lce-cream called Jerusalem, and
which is e prime f"vcrite with our J ew-
lsh brethren, is made from racahout.
The manner OF using it is as follows: To
four quarts of rich cream take one and
q half pounds of sugar, four eggs and
six ounces of the raoahout powder,
mixed smoothly with little milk. Mix
all together. place upon the fire, and
stir constantly until it begins to boil;
then Immediately remove it and strain
through hair sieve. When GOLD pour
it into the can and freeze in the usual
manner.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

"MAs1MA," said a little fellow, when
he was studying his Sunday-schocl les
SOD, "what does it mean III the Bible
by greasy words p
''Greasy words?" replied the aston
ished mother, II never heard of that in
the Blble,"
"Why, yes, you have. Don't it say
q soft answer turneth away wrath, but
greasy words stir up anger?"
The mother thought moment, and
then explained the difference be tween
greivous. words and greasy words.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
"Female ComplaInts.,s

DR.. r. V. PIERoE, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear
ite Prescription" has done for me. I had
been q great sufferer from female COM
plaints,, especially dragging down." for
over six years, during much Of the time un.
able to work. I paid out hundreds of dol.
lars without any benefit till took three
never had anything do me 80 much good
IN my life. 1 advise every sick lady to take
it. Mrs. EMILY RHOADS,
Nrpcloo n1,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

A SIMPLE but good blackberry pud.
eng IL made by taking half cup of
butter and lard mixed, one cup of
sugar, one egg, one cup of sweet milk,
and two teaspoonfuIs of baking powder.
Beat the sugar, butter and egg together
till light; then add the sweet milk and
Hour enough to make batter of me.
dlum thickness. Then stir in as many
blackberries az you can afford to put
IN. Do not put much juice in. Keep
that to flavor mince meat with. Bake
for an hour.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

The advertisement Of tho Now York SUN
which commences this week in our columns
will be continued for three months. THE
SUN states that tho circulation of its several
editions last year was 65, ,536, ,O3O, against
6O,236,9l9 tho year previous. THE SUN,
while 1T furnishes u live and generally ac-
ceptable newspaper at u very low rate,
pends great deal of money to advertise tho
fact. This Is ono OF the secrets OF its sue
cess. THE SUN believes that ovory man
should subscribe for and literally support
his local newspaper first and foremost.
Having done this consccntiously and faith
fully, It advises all those who may wish 10
supplement their town or county paper with
q metropolitan journal, to give THE sun a
trial.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

! CHooohATE IoR CREAM. TO four
quarts OF the richest of cream add two
pounds OF pulverized sugar, one bean of
vanilla, split and out into small pieces;
six eggs and four ounces Of cocoon paste,
soraped or grated; stir all we'll together
IN round-bottomed preserving pan;
place on the fire, stirring continually
with n whisk. When 1t reaches the
boiling point, remove it instantly, and
strain through hair-sieve into an earth
en or porcelain pan or tureen. When
cool pour 1t into the can and freeze.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Mcnsman's reptonlzed beef tonic. the
only preparation of beef containing its Gu
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force generating and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for indi-
gestion, dyspepsia. nervous prostration, and
all forms OF general debility; also, IN all
enfeebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostratlon, overwork
or acute disease, particularly IL resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswoli.
Hazard % Co., proprletors, Now York.
Sold by all druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

q. PORTER, IN Iowa editor, was IN
Austin last week. Ho had very rubi.
ound face, suggestive of dissipated
life. AS he was walking up tho street.
gentleman remarked:
THAT fellow is SO highly colored that
he reminds me of chrome"
He reminds mo more of an eng raw.
ing than chromo," remarked a by
stal dor.
How so?"
,"Well, you see, al engraving has n
glass i'll front OF it, and chrome hasn't. "
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
An NIntl lOnhted Rleaaln q

AD ut thirty years ago, prominent Physician by the
aaIno OF DR.. William Hail discovered or produced
hterlong experimental research remedy for discusses
Of the throat, chest and lungs which such Won
1erlul efficacy that 1t soon gained wide reputation In
IN country. Tho name of tho medicine il DE- Wm.
HuPs Balsam for tho Lungs and may DO safely relied
On as Bpeedy and positive for coughs colds
throat. etc. Sold by all DruYYstB.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

II UNDERSTAND that your father is
dead, Mike said an Arkansaw gentle
man to an Irish friend. eyes. sor, the
old gentleman. has left us. A foine man,
yer honor. He could stand up with the
best of thim." 81 haven't seen the old
man since he moved away from here,
some three years ago. Where was he
living when he died ?" "He wasn't Nvin'
anywhere when he doied, sor. He was
dead thin."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

The layer cake 80 popular now, made
of two layers of white cake with ono of
fruit cake in the middle, may be varied
deliciously by making the middle layer
of walnut cake. For this, if the cake
is largo one, take two-thirds of cup
of sugar. one-third of cup of butter,
ono cnp of flour. one egg, ono teaspoon
full Of baking powder, and nearly one
cup Of hickory-nut meats.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Deacon Smith buys Carboline, the deo
dorlzed petroleum hair renewer and re-
storer, and hince Its Improvement, recon
mends 1t to all his friends as the perfection
OF all hair preparations. This shows tha,
the DEACON Ia wiae nan and knows wha,
IS what, 49,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

"CoME." sald Brown, "you must give
something for our fair. Why. even
Snodkins came down handsomely. I
d'dn't oxpoot anything from him. Ho
has very bad name, you know, but
charity covereth multitude of sins.
Come, now, what shall put you down
sor?' "#oll, replied Fcgg, "l guess
1 don't care to have my sins covered up;
no hypocrite about me. Duy-day, old
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

LIE Massachusetts Pio,tghnan adj
vises Its readers that tho farmer has not
only to learn by practical experience
the best time to feed each animal, but
he has to learn the right proportion OF
each kindfof food to be given. TO teed
economically, as W, II us ludlcloutly, il
is important to have n variety OF iood,
tor no animal will do us we'll fed on all
kind OF food, though it be of the worry
best quality. A change improves the
appetite rs we'll as tho health. Tins
all farmers understand; therefore most
ot them y store Ss. up fodder Of different
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

The researches CT Mesers. Richet and
Rondoau indicate that artificial respiro-
ton may be valuable agent in the re.
susoitation of persons who have been
exposed to cold until life, is nearly OK.
tinct.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
LYDIA T.. P1NKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a Positive euro


FOR all fhoso Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
socoihmon to onr best fcmnlc population,
1t will euro entirely tho worst form Of Female com
plants, all ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulccra
ton, Falling and Dspaccments, and tho consequent
spnrl Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to ta
change Of Lifo
1t will dissolve and expel tumors from tho uterus In
nn early stage Of development Tho tendency to
eerous huors there s checked very speedily by its
1tremovcs faintncss ntulcncy, destroys all craving
for stmulants and relieves weakness Of tho stomach
It cures Bloatng, Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, seepessness, Depression and Indi.
gestion.
That feeling OF bearing down. causing pain, weight
and backache, Is always permanently curod by Ito
Will at all times and under ak circumstances act In
harmony with tho laws that tho female system
For the cure Of Kidney Complaints OF either this
Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA e. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM.
POUND Is prepared ut 233 aud 1856 Western Avenue
Lynn, Mass. Price 81 Sh bottles for 9 Sent by ail
In tho form OF pills. also in tho form of ozengcs
receipt Of price, 81 per box for either Mrs Pnkham
freely answers oil letters oi inquiry Send for pamph
let. Address as above. Mention this paper
No family should be without LYDIA e. PINKHAMS
LIVER PILLS. They constipation, biliousness
and torpfdlty OF the livor. % cents Dor box.
4J- sold by all DruGgIsta. IN
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

uRADAoHE There are various causcs
for headache, as derangement of the clrcu-
lnslng system, of the digestive organs, OF
the nervous system, &c. VRaarIAE can be
said to bea sure 1cmcdy lor The many
Kinds OF headache, as it acts directly upon
tho various causes of this complaint
Nervousness. indigestion, Coslivoncss,
khcnmatism, Neuralgia, Biliousness, So,
Try tho VEaETINE. You will never rcyro,
IT,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Cocoa SnELLs. Take the .roast, d
shells Of husks of the cocoa kernel, soak
them in wafer for several hours. and
then boil them in tho same water for
half an hour; strain off the liquid, sweet
Oh to taste and drink hot.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

THOMAS MEEHAN found among the
gardeners i'll Canada, when in that coun
try recently, that the English plan OF
preserving grapes in bottles of water
was not in uncommon use. The bunch
es arc cut with pieces of stems, and
then so arranged that tho ends are in
bottles OF water. BY this Elan the
grapes can be preserved tar INTO the
Spring season,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Malaria, chills, positively cured by
Emory's Standard Cure Pills. Their eaual
unknown; sugar-coated: no gripinp. 26.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Young and middle aged men suffering
from nervous debility, premature old age
loss of memory, and kindred symptoms,
should send three stamps for Part VII OF
pamphlets issued by Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
The Dead Cannot b. Raised,

nor if your lungs are badly wasted away
can you be cured by the use of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" 1t Is, how
nutritive, and readily cures the most obsti-
nate cases of bronchitis, coughs, colds, and
incipient consumption, far surprising in
efficacy cod liver oil. Send two stamps for
DIR. Picrce's pamphlet OH Consumption and
Kindred Affections. Address WORLDS
DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AssoCIATION.
Buffalo N, Y,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

lndulgent parents who allow their child
rem 70 cat heartily of high, seasoned food,
ricn ie ples' cake, &C., will have to use Hop
nltters 10 prevent indigestion, sleeplcss
nlghts, sickness. pain, and, perhaps, death,
NO family Is safe without them In the
house. VAN
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

UP to four years cl | the nge of sheep
ID readily asccrtaincd by examining
their mouth. THty cast their sucking
teeth me first Year, putting in two large
teeth III the centre o. The lower jaw al
year Old. Each year two moro teeth
are added, aAu ut four years old, witt
eight teeth, the sheep has a full mouth
ana 1s "t Its PRIME. The decay ther
varies with the kind of feed, being most
when fea corn il tho Car or roots.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

decorating to the Berlin Kiln. Woch
enschrift, weak tartario acid lemonade q
taken immediately after auinine, vii
completely remove it's bitter taste.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

India rubber is now adulterated with
finely pulverized cork-the cork. of
course. being that for whioh no other
use can be found.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

A DISH FOR H1an TRA.-Take equal
Quantities of cold boiled ham and veal
chop them fine, not Mt the same time.
but keep them separate; boil say half a
dozen eggs hnrd, and chop them also;
then in pudding dish put layor of
veal sprinkle pepper and salt over il,
and molsten it with water or with q H.
tie Worcestershire sauce; then put n
layer of ham, and then of eggs, with
pepper and salt over them. Keep on
III this way until the dish is full, or your
material Is used up. If the ham had
some fat on it you will not need to add
any butter on the top, cover the pud-
ding dish, and bake slowly for four
M mrs. Then take it from the oven, set
it in cool room with heavy weight
on the top. BY tea time it ought to be
cold and firm enough to cut in thln,
smooth slices. 1t is best though to
make this tho day before you need to
use it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

MILLET is mn excellent fodder plant,
OF which COWS arc exceedingly fond. 1t
ls Il warm weather crop, and needs to
be grown on light, sandy soil. BY
manuring well it may DO made to pro-
duce from two to five tons ri hay to the
acre. A coplous flow of milk is produc.
ed J cutting the m,llet, salting slight
~, moistening, and sprinkllpg with n
little meal,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

For Thick Heads,
Heavy stoma, hs, bilious conditions-Wells' Ma,
Apple Pills-anti-DiliOus, cathartic 10 and 25c
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

IT rover pays to do anything by
nalvef, and especially is this true about
tho caro- ard hnAdling of horses. A
lew moe minutes grooming eaoh day,
may put your horse IN such trim that
he VIII attract the attention of all who
see INN, aud not only afford you plenty
OF chances to ilsi ose of him. but at
quite I'LL advance In price.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

FDruggsts and physicians recommend
and prescribe Lydia E, Pinklam's Vegeta.
Die Compound for all female complaints.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

HOG CHoLERA.-Every paper in the
United States ought to keep the fact
before it's readers that burnt corn is d
certain and speedy cure for hog cholera.
The best way is to make pile of corn
on the cobs eifectually soorch it, and
then give the hogs Tree acces, to it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

The Dioentra or Bleeding Heart is q
plant easily grown in amy soil, towering
early in the Spring, nnd dying to the
ground in the Winter ne. -u.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
IlurnO-a a,nlnrri, aouT

This we'll known remedy for Catarrh still maintains
ks kas MS. Mrs T. A Savage Of HneCa
Caarlh Snuf and it Is the only th. that does any
Hoou. II always elects cure" Sold by I'LL druggiss.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
/ am Cured.

BOSTON, March %, 1881.
BIT. H. r. STEyENs-Dear Sir: suffered from
Ca'tHer great whlle aud tried most ovcry well.
known remedy TO cure me, but to no avail. At last
bought bottle OF VEG EIINE, which helped me,
and continued to use 1t. Now l can truthfully
say am permanently cured.
Yours very respectfully,
Miss L. A. SPOONER,
Hawthorne nj.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Ladies' and chilui""'a boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyons Patent Hee
St,tfeners are used
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

GRAPES, raspberries and blackberries
are better adapted to high, dry ground,
especially the moro tender sorts. The
moro hardy kinds may be grown on
low ground.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

PITTsFoRD, Mass Sept. 28 1878.
BIRs-I have taken Hop B,tters and re
commend them to others, as I found them
very beneficial. MRS. J. w. FULLER.
Sec. Vomen>s Christian Temperance
Union.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

AS timothy grass seed if sown at tho
same time as winter wheat is apt to
crowd the grain too much, the better
way Is to wait three or tour v ceks until
tho wheat is we'll up before sowing the
timothy. Sow just before rain, and no
narrowing or brushing will be needed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Do not fatten hens ifyou expect them
to lay. Corn and meal shouII he fed
very sTaripply to laying hens; wheat
screenings, huckwheat, and oats thrown
to them just before they go TO roost at
night will be all they Will require, unless
it Is few broken oyster shells aud
bones.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

The Govornor of North Carolina said. laid 70
the Governor OF South Carolina: ''Sir, tho
best remedy IN the world Is DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup" and the latter seconded the
assertion. {st
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

:, WAroHHs are now 30 Vu'garly common
that the only way to be considered tony
IL to ask other people what time it is.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
HUMOROUS.

IT is related Of Lord Ellenborough
that, when on one occasion he was
about to set out on circuit, his wife ex-
pressed wish to accompany him, q
proposition to which his lordship assem-
ted. provided there were no band-boxes
tucked under the seat of his carriage.
Accordingly they both set out together,
but had not proceeded very far before
the Judge, stretching out his legs under
che SCAT in front of him, kicked against
one OF the fimsy receptacles which he
had specially prohibited. Down went
the window with bang, and out went
the band-box into tho ditch. The start.
led coachman Immediately commenced
to pull up, but was ordered to drive on
and let the thing lie where it was. They
reached The nssizes town IN duo course,
and his lordshlp proceeded to robe for
the Court. "And now where's my wig9"
he demanded, when everything else had
been donncd. your wig, my Iord,"
replied the servant tremulously, "was
IN tho handbook your Iordship threw
out OF thS window as we came along"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Or. Kiine's Great Nerve festorer is the marvel
OF the age Tor all nerve diseases. All fits stopped
free Send 10 931 Arch Street, PhliadelphIa Pa
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

AdR1ouITURAL: "Trees in windy pla-
ces should he stiffened with mould of
earth. EIctu0e mice tn tho same svav. ("
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

F*~"Unbidden guests are often welcom-
est when they arc eone.' Disease Is an
unbidden guest which Kidncy-Wort al
most invariably ''shows the door," Here
wrote an Illinois girl to her Eastern rela.
tives. ''She took bitters FOR long time
but without any good. 80 when she heard
OF the virtues Of Kidney W ort she got a
box and 1t completely cured her, go that
she can do as much work now as she could
before we moved West. Since she got
well every one about here Is taking It.
Tho Scarlet. Cardinal Red, Old
Gold, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Diamond
Dyes give perfect results. Auy fashiona-
ble color, 10 cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

Skinny Mon. h IS,
"Wells'Iealth Renewer''rcstoresh health and vlgor
cures dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. 81.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

The round leaf variety of spinach is
The most preferable for family use, as
we'll as for market purposes. 1t is not
only of the finest quality, but is exceed-
ingly hardy, standing the most severe
Winter. weather.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

ChrolithiOn CELLARS and cuffs for gentle.
men are easily washed, and do not require
ironing.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

OF two evils choose tho least-tc
swear off from.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

ANY girl will tell you that gold ban
giles are warmer ,han worsted wristlcts.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
A tourist leaning out OF nook,
Fell on his head near q brook,
The hurt he received,

st. Jacobs Oh relieved,
And he says 1t cured ''like hook"
Great oaks from little acorns spring.
Great aches the little toe. corns bring;
But tor every corn
That ever was born,
st. Jacobs Oil Is Just the thing.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21
That Htsband OF Min,

Ia three times the man he was before he began
using Wells Heath Renewer. ST. Druggists
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

"BEsr CoUGH BALsAM IN THE WoRLp.n TRY II
Price lOc. Il. W. KINsMAN Il Co., Augusta. Maine
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

WHEN it is desired to protect some
particular plent that las attained con.
siderable size it may he done by eur
rounding 1t with rye straw, tying the tc p
of the straw well to keep out the rain,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-21

TREES and shrubs newly planted
ought to have tho soil dished about
them, or appear as if planted in large
basin OF earth. This enables the rain
to run toward the stem or trunk of the
tree, where moisture is most preferable.