Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-03-10

| PAINTING cattle, "after Rosa Bonheur,"
was FIRST suggested BY seeing monarch Of the
glen chase Miss Bonheur out OF pasture lot be-
cause she had a red petticoat on.
AN East Indian princess, Rance Melyina
Rundhir Singh Allowable, daughter of the late
rajah Of Kaparthal.. in the Punjab, has Just been
Lodge, Brentwood England.
THE Salvation Army is passing through
Pennsylvania to the tunes my Grandfather's
Clock" and MY Father and Mother were Irish. .
Pennsylvania soul, it appears, only be saved
by the most extraordinary means.
HUSBAND q O'Clock am, after the curtain
lecture)-"Well, all I've got to say is if you are
perton of such refinement aud good breeding, you
time of the night '-LoIpeH Courier.
IF person procure a divorce in Utah and
marry there, both the divorce and marriage are
valid in that charming wilderness, but null and
void in half the States of the Union. But if re-
siding in Gotham, he buy Utah divorce from an
advertising attorney and then remarry. he is
guilty OF bigany and liable to imprisonment.
AND SARA? Seriously, YOU have not had
enough of Sara? No! Well, Damala has not en-
listed. He has been summoned back to the con-
jugal domicle; his debts are to be paid the bald
man of the Gdulois is to be kicked out, and Sara
On, this is very delicate!-Sars hopes soon to aug
ment the population of the Fatherland. This is
authentic = until tomorrow morning.-London
World
How much do you pay load for fire.
wood?' asked one Austin lady OF another who
| was much given to Dragging about her economy
6e fepg do y psS sao to
half dollar cheaper than anybody else ?" II hire
wagons before they get to town" How much
60 you pay for the hack?' only dollar
Texas Sifttngs.
A NEW YORK wife can obtain a divorce
for nidelity alone; New Jersey one for abandon
ment, cruelty, insanity and small lot of assorted
causes of action; Connecticut one under the old
practice, for almost any reason under the sum
l. e., "for any reason that the court may see fit"
Under this last bew1lder1ng head Hartford dame
brought suit because her husband would not cut
his toe-n ails, and scratched her in the night
time. IN another case the e1usus beLi was snoring
in third, bad breath.
AT the annual meeting of the Silk Culture
Association;in Philadelphia last week prizes were
distributed TO the growers OF the finest and best
while last year but feur States were represented,
showing the rapid progress of the silk industry.
| mia and other prizes were awarded to growers in
Kentucky, Kansas, Pennsylvania and Florida
showing q wide range OF soil and climate fer
successful silk growing.
THE wife Of senator in one of the North
western States is a noted temperance lecturer and
president OF the union in her state. Recently she
was taken III and could not address Large audi
| induced her husband to go for her. He mounted
the platform, stated the cause of his being there,
| and then said: Now temperance is good thing,
| and if NV wife were here she would tell you ali
| about it. As for myself, l take drink whenever
| an asked" and then he sat down, and the meet
/ ing came to an end.
WHILE a lady was recently lying very ill
/ in this city. and her life was despaired of, the
door bell rang loudly and as the door was opened
| q sewing-machine agent bounced into the hall:
/ he loftily demanded the presence OF 1.-The lady OF
i the house" He was told in whisper that she
| was not expected to live, and that three physf-
S Sere.se All the Better. said the agent sd
| vancing toward the stairs; probably can sell
@ ssSpg nvhins more Useful for her
| children" The ggent found paupers grave.