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DR.. HaIliday's Blood Porifier.

Continues to increase rapidly in popularity. 1t
is known everywhere as the most effective rem
edy ever placed on sale. For all diseases of the
blood, liver, kidneys and urinary organs it has
no equal Sold and recommended by all drug
gists. TryitnOw for ? spring medicine. Noyes
Bros. & Cutler, and Mereil, Sahlgaard & Thwing,
wholesale agents, ST. Paul. MINI,
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Miscegenation Nipped in the Bud.

About II o'clock Friday night Officer
Bahe, who is stationed at the corner of
Third and Wabashaw streets, had his sus-
picions aroused by the actions of colored
man and brother and a white woman.
Keeping his eye on them he observed them
enter the American house, corner of Wa
bashaw and Fourth streets. Following up
the couple the officer soon discovered the
twain in .Jl0grG,lte detictu in one of the
rooms on the second floor and took them
into custody. Upon being arraigned in the
municipal court yesterday morning the
man gave his name as Joseph Buttonheim,
and the woman as Ella Ellensworth; but
the real name of the buck is John Dun
can, and the woman a Mrs. Adams, wife of
a railroad laborer, who, though crooked,
has managed to maintain fair reputation
among her immediate neighbors, who were
perfectly thunderstruck on learning of the
depths to which she had sunk. Duncan
was discharged upon the payment of S25,
but Mrs. Adams not having money to pay
her fine, went to the female Ieformatory
for ninety days.
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ANEW HOUSE.
Charles Matheis OPP ems a Carpet Empo
rum.

Charles Matheis OPP ems a Carpet Empo
rum.
There are host of people in st. Paul
who have pleasant acquaintance with
Charles Matheis, and will be glad to vel
come him in engaging in business for him.
self. His long experience with his brother
has qualified him fully for business and he
has accordingly opened store at127 West
Third street where he has splendid line
of Carpets, Wall Papers, Window Shades,
Curtains, Upholstery goods, Mattresses,
Bedding, Feathers, etc. Everything is
fresh and new, and he having had twenty
years experience is sufficiently familia
with the wants of this community to fill
the bill exactly, Square trading, hand
some patterns, good goods, low prices and
q big business, comprises Charles Matheis'
platform.
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Ribbons

in Ottoman, Satin and gros grain, and gros grain,
in all colors, from No. up to No. so. The
very finest quality imported, in all colors, at
Schuitz's, SO East Third street.
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Here, You Fellow,

With that Winter overcoat on, why don't YOU
drop it and get Spring coat that you will be
comfortable in? Our splendid stock Of Spring
Suits, Overcoats and Gents Furnishing Goods
is almost all in and we can outshoW the whole
Northwest in the way Of fine goods at low prices.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-01
DAILY WEATHER BULLETIN.

OFFICE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER,
WASHINGTON, D. c., March 81, l88S.-9:oo Pm.
Observations taken at the same moment OF
time at all stations.
ELECTROMAGNETIC RECORD.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-01

Moscow, March 81. - The Telegraph
newspaper is suppressed because of the
injurious influence it exerted among the
masses
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-01

n pursuance of an order of the Probate Court of
L Ramsey County, Minnesota, dated March 9Th,
A. D. 1885, made the matter OF the estate OF VIII
liam A. Judd, deceased notice is hereby given that
the property known as Judd's Livery, sale and
Boarding Stable, No. IS West Fourth street, st.
Paul, Minnesota, consisting OF a general livery
stock together with good viii Of said stable, and
lease of premises for two years from the first day
OF May, A. ID. 1888. with privilege of two years
more at the same rate, VIZ: One hundred and
twenty-five dollars per month. viii be sold at pub
&c auction to the highest bidder at 20 O'Clock
on the tenth day of April A. D. 1888. Sale to take
place said premises. Terms of sale all cash.
For particulars and list of property inquire of the
undersigned. KtMBLEP P. CULLEN,
ALICE NJ. JUDD,
Executors Of Estate of William A. Judd, deceased.
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See Kavanagh's column.
Millinery.

Novelties in gold and gilt laces, cords, POM
pons, balls, crowns and sprays for bonnets and
hats. SCHULTz's SO East Third Street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-01
April 8, and committed in default of $500

bail.
Joseph Buttonhe1m, alias John Duncan,
disorderly; paid $25.
Ella Ellensworth, disorderly; Home OF
the Good Shepherd ninety days.
Frank Chapman, disorderly; sentence
suspended.
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That Husband of NIIne

Is three times the man he was before he began
ueis g ''Wells' Health ReneSer.'' 81. Druglis S
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CROUCH OH Cnrns. y

though on Germs"
Ask for ''Rough on COrns.''. 15c. Quick
relief; complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts,
bHnions.
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Reserved Seats for This Week.

keserVeu SealtS TOT THIS Week.
Out-of-town parties desiring reserved seats for
the grand operatic performances next week will
have good locations selected for them by address
ing Manager Opera house, St. Paul.
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Probate Court.
before Judge AcGrorty. ]

Insanity of Anna Reese; information
filed; examination April 2, at 10 a. N.
Insanity of Mrs. FRANKIE; sans.
Estate of Octavius R. Hapberg, deceased;
letters issued to j.. McCardy; R. A. Smith
and A. Scheffer appointed appraisers.
Guardianship of Lslian L. Trask, minor;
license granted to sell real estate in Ram
sey county at probate sale.
Estate of Maria Schwartz, deceased; will
admitted to probate.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-01
Municipal Court.

Before Judge Burr.
William Barnes, drunk; workhouse five
days.
Frank wilson, larceny; continued to
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METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
A Lesson In Geography.

"Dear teacher, will you tell me what
the inhabitants of America are called?"
They are called Americans, my
boy"
"And are the people of Mexico called
Mexicones?"
mo, my boy, they are called Next
cans"
"Ah, and the people of Greece, for
instance, are called Greecycans?"
No, my boy, they are called
Greeks?'
Then, teacher, are the people Of
Spain called Speaks?n
mo, dear boy, they are called Span
iards."
Indeed; and the people of Portugal,
are they called Portugards?"
mo: my boy, they are called Portu-
guese."
"Ah! then the people of Germany are
Germangeese?n
mo, my boy, they are Germans.
"Oh! and the people of Norway, are
they Normans?"
mo, my boy, they are Norwegians."
V"And the people of Sweden, are they
Skowhegans?"
"No, dear boy, they are Swedes."
land are the people of Sardinia Sar-
dines?n
mo, my boy. they are Sardinians"
"And in Japan, are they Japanions?"
mo, my boy, they are japanese"
"And in Morocco, are they Moroc-
coese?"
"No, my boy. they are Moors''
land are the people of Patagonia
Pats?''
mo. my boy, they are Patagonians."
"And in Hindoostan are they called
Hindoostanians?n
mo, my boy, they are Hindoos."
"And in Holland are they Holloos?"
"No. my boy, they are Dutch"
"And in Belgium, they are Belcha"
mo, dear boy, they are Belgians."
'.And in Poland. are they Polians?'
'.No, dear boy, they are Poles"
''Oh. yes! and in Russia they arc
Rushes."
mo, no; they are Russians"
"And in Wales, they are Wallians?"
mo, indeed; they are Welsh"
"And in Scotland, they are Sculch?"
sNot at all, they are Scotch"
"And in Ireland, they are Itch?"
..No, they are Irish"
"And in France, they are-Eish?"
mo, French"
'Oh! and in England. are they Inch?"
mo; they ere English"
'.And are the people of Switzerland
called Switch?"
No, they are Swiss"
"Oh, yes. and the people of Sicily are
Siss-or are they Sissys?n
They are Sicilians"
"And in Turkey, are they Turkeyans
or Turkeys"
'.Neither; they are Turks"
"Oh. and Italy, they are Its?"
mo, they are Italians"
'.And the people of Denmark, dear
teacher-?'
My boy, the people of Denmark may
90 to Copenhagen. Think we have had
all the geography we need for one day."
-Elerdted RailIray Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
YOUTH AND AGE.

! sang a song. when life was young,
i dreamed a dream. spring leaves among,
That in worth's roll I'd carve a name
The spring leaves darkened: life grew strong:
The roses bloom said-Summer's here;
And clustering duties grew along
My path, and began to fear
That fame Was ill to find.
o sweet, sweet were the summer hours
And blue the sky which with them came.
i met my dear wife mong the flowers
OF leafy June-nor cared that fame
Should pass me by. and onward press
Her glittering way-the loving light
In Lizzie eyes, the golden tress
OF Lizzie's hair, were far more bright
Than aught on earth beside.
Then little children reverence gave
A something grander far than fame;
And when we laid one in the grave,
We whispered low the Fathers name,
Small was the hand which beckoning led
Our hearts far from earth glittering wilss:
Pure was the soul which from US fed,
To find home where Jesus smiles
And summer never ends.
Now winter comes with falling snow:
We gather round the bright home fire:
We feel no lack Of flames gay show,
For rest is all our hearts desire
clasp dear, dear hand in mine;
NV Iizzie's hair is sivered now:
Her eyes with love still constant shine,
Her children'e blessings crown her brow:
And sweet content is ours.
-IhdRlbers' .JO1Ir7ldl
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05

him back said: 1" Your bird only knows
one word" Tin point of fact he knows
nearly as many as the boy does, and
that is 'Kehoe.'" Now "Kehoe. "
which is almost bird note, and would
be easily uttered by less accomplished
parrot, is the name of the cook who fed
the bird, and to whom the bird is much
attached. And during the three days
of his exile among the strangers who
caught him, he called constantly for
"KehOe." He wanted his friend; he
wanted to go home" he knew what he
was talking about.
Since his return he has been removed
70 q higher sphere than the kitchen
from which he escaped, and he has q
larger field in which to display his &C.
complishments. And without special
instruction he daily adds to his vocabu-
larry. He says: GOOD morning." and
saws it in the morning, not afternoon;
"How do you do?'f "How's your
wife?n "How's your folkse' II see
you there" What are you doing
there" "Peek-a-boo," in various tones
of voice; and he whistles and
laughs inimitably, after fashion Of
his own. This very brief catalogue
covers but q few Of his accomplish
ments. And he has quality rare with
good talkers-he is an equally good
listener, and a most attentive and ap-
preciative one. If you talk to him for
an hour at once, he will not open his
mouth, but will keep his eyes on you.
bend his head to listen, apparently
anxious not to lose a word, and an hour
after, or the next day, he viii have
something to say on the same subject.
He is remarkable among very remark
able birds.-Troy. On. ~ Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
An Intelligent Servant.

A gentleman in Austin has q new
servant, and the other day he undertook
to coach him in regard to certain cred
| itors, who invariably bounded him the
first of each month with aegravating
bills.
Now" said he to his servant, eff a
man calls for me to-day, you tell him ]
am not at home"
"Yis, sor," replied the man.
| Fearing a misunderstanding in some
way, he again said:
"Now, Pat, what will you tell the
man when he calls?'
It'll him am not at home, sor."
"No, no, blockhsad, tell him that /.
myself, am not at home"
"All roight, sor."
snow, what will you say to him?''
81, mysilf. am not at home
"PshawI Tell him your boss is not in.
Understand that, donkey? Now, what
will you say?"
Your boss is not in. Understand
that, donkey?"
Fool! That's not right. Say to him,
Il am out Can you do that?h
"Yis, sor."
"Well, let's hear you"
al am out"
Thunderation. Can't you under.
stand2 Tell him your master is out.
Now, what will you say?"
Your master is out"
No, you don't say anything of the
kind, you ignoramus. Tell the man
that 1 have left the house"
Certainly, I'll tell him that I have
left the house, but he won't believe me
when he sees me in the house."
"Pshaw! Can't you simply say ]
have gone out for waikiki
"Thin he'll think l am lying, sor."
"How SOP"
"Why, whin tell him 1 have gone
out for a walk"
"Great Potiph1r! You are the
stupidest fool ever knew See here.
don't want to see any of the people
that will call to-day, and I want them
to understand that there's no use OF
them calling, as they won't find me at
home. Can YOU give them an am
biguous answer in your own words9"
is it an ambiguous answer?
should say could, if you jist lave it to
men
We'll, what will you say?'
"rn say, when they AK me if you are
in: 'Yis, the boss is in, but he has
committed bigsmy, an gone off on Q
weddin' tour wild wildly woman. an
If they don't arrest him for the am
biggity, gez I'll niver see the color av
his hair again That'l fetch EN-
Ts1as Siftin9s.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
A Dissipated Parrot.

A Biddle street man is the possessor
of a parrot endowed with wonderful
powers of locution. 1t seems to enjoy
its gift, and is constantly chatting with
members of the household and passing
strangers. Green-grocers, butchers and
itinerant merchants seem to be special
objects of interest to the feathered lin
gust, who interrOgates them with
laughable persistence, and badgers
them. with seeming glee at their dis
comfiture. Its talk is ceaseless, and,
as consequence, its vocabulary has
grown wonderfully large. As a Mil
waukee bird, it had added to its lingual
accomplishments a remarkable capacity
for the absorption of lager beer. Given
tin cup full Of the foaming beverage,
it will carry it to its beak without delay
and swallow the malt moisture with
satisfaction. One drink is always in
sufficient, and the cup is returned to the
donor with an impatient request for
'.More beer! more beer" Sometimes its
appetite in this regard is humored until
the copious libations. begin TO tell on
Pollys brain. The cage is opened and
the maudlin bird stalks across the room
with stiff dignity. Finding locomotion
impeded for reasons known to the
laughing spectators. it lays its head
backward and, giving sidelong leer,
cries out: whats the matter with my
leg? What's the matter with my leg9"
On being told that it is drunkenness,
the staggering bird, with evident exas-
peration, cries out: You're a liar
You're liar" The actions of the par
rot while '.under the influence" are so
amusing that it is often INDUCED to the
point of inebriety for the purpose of ex-
hibition. and Polly evidently likes both.
The bird need have little fear of the
usual results of dissipation, as it has no
hair to pull after debauch and no
boots to hold the phantom snakes
HIlOduEee Sentinel.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
A Troy Parrot.

Four years ago q bird was brought
from the coast of Africa by a sea Capt
ain, who gave him to his sister in this
city. He need not be definitely located,
but we can put our finger on him any
day, only it isn't a safe thing to do. I'M
less the careful approach of the finger
is accompanied by the warning: Don't
you bite" which the parrot will repeat
as distinctly as you say it, and will re-
frain from biting-if he knows you. 1t
is not known whether he is five or fifty
years old. That is one of the very few
things he keeps to himself. On all
other subjects he is wonderfully CON-
municative, and his information, like his
vocabulary, is vast and various. He is
not a green parrot-no, indeed, not
much-but gray parrot, described in
the American Cyclopadia" as, of all
parrots, 1.-THE most remarkable for its
docility and power of articulation. If
the book means our bird, he is, indeed,
most remarkable for these very quail
tiles. Since his arrival in this city
Linnaus, by the by, classes the gray
parrot as PSsttdcus erythacus, and how
ever it may be with our bird about the
eryttdc,ls, there is no doubt whatever
that he has become quite q psittdcus-
he has depended for his education
almost wholly upon his own efforts.
Till quite lately he has lived almost
entirely in the kitchen of a restaurant,
where, with q colored cook who loves
him and colored walters who adore him,
be has picked up more food than ac-
complishments. But with good ear,
retentive memory, fairly good reason
ing power, and, certainly, the power of
an apt association of words with things,
with Evolutionary gifts that are really
remarkable, he has acquired quite adj
vanced education, that makes his friends
wonder what year or two in the Hart
ford High School might not do for him.
With no teaching he can, and does, dis
tinctly repeat every one of the orders
called down to the kitchen-such as
" coffee breakfast for one' (or two,
three. or four, as the case and call may
be-; beefsteak rare Tor well done)
"for one," and so on. through the entire
list of usual calls. 1t is fact, dulusat-
tested by credible witnesses, that, the
other evening, when the order was "tea
supper for one" the parrot instantly
said: "Make it ham and eggs with q
cup of coffeer' We shall not soon for
get the large-eyed look of utter incre-
dulity with which young lady received
shis story from the Times reporter.
With heretofore implicit confidence in
everything he said, she never will be-
lieve word he says again. But the
story is true nevertheless.
Within a year past we have consid-
erably changed our ideas about the
actual powers of parrots. What they re-
peat is not altogether mechanical and
merely by rote. 1t is not pretended
that they know the meaning of all the
words they say. But they associate GER
tain words with certain things. No one
disputes that they have memory, and if
they have that they think. and. to some
degree, they reason. Thus this bird, a
few days ago, as was duly chronicled in
the Times, flew away from home. An ad-
vertisement in the Times restored him
70 his owner. The boy who brought
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.

There are one hundred and thirty
German Baptist churches in the United
States.
Rev. Dr. Mackey, laboring in For
mosa on behalf of the Presbyterian
Church of Canada, reports in recent
communication that one thousand alb
origines have thrown away their idols.
The widow of Senator Zach. Chan
der has given $1,000 to establish q
scholarship in the Chicago Woman's
Medical College for the benefit Of wom-
en- who intend to become missionaries.
Rev. W. R. Cowl, who left 8
Methodist pulpit near Pittsburgh to ac-
cept q call to the Second Unitarian
Church of Chicago. has been received
again into the Pittsburgh Conference
Chicago Times.
The Harvard "annex" for women
is eminently successful. Two ladies out
of class of five have become engaged
to their teachers, and another is permit
ting one of the young professors to
swing on her fathers gate.-Horford
Post.
DIR. Newman Hall urges against the
upon economic grounds, and comes to
the conclusion that it is not reasonable,
not equitable, not expedient, and be-
yond all question unscriptural- II for
no other reason than that it makes i'm
proper distinctions in the house of God,
he argues that it ought to be aban-
doned.-N T. Post.
The American Bible Society, in
order to keep up with the demand
caused by its general canvass of the
country, is turning out more books than
ever before, the number not being less
than 1900 day. 1t has printed $780,
600 of its popular twenty-five cent Bible,
and $50, coo of its five-cent Testament.
The society has now 34S colporteurs in
thirty -four States and Territories en-
gagged in this resupply of the country.
About one family in six, on the average,
is found destitute of the Scriptures, the
largest restitution being found in the
Southern States.-N Y. Examiner.
President Robinson, of Brown Uni
versity, writes in his report to the cor
poration: "Years and years of closest
study are given to 9th tongues. both
ancient and modern, tongues which
only fraction of educated men are ex-
pected to use in after life. while only
Incidental and comparatively super
fetal attention is gwen to that mother
tongue which all are compelled to use
in speech or in writing every day OF
their lives, and on q skillful use Of
which with many depend to no small
degree their success or failure in life.
The fact can not be disguised that many
an excellent Latin and Greek scholar
writes wretched English. while admira-
bic English is written by many who know
neither Latin nor Greek"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-10-05
A Natural Mistake.

Mrs. Jameson is q Brooklyn lady,
and she had very sore finger, caused
by striking the WONG nail while LAYING
carpets She had procured the finger
Of an old kid glove and used it for
fnger-stall. Thereby hangs tale.
While cleaning house the other day
she disturbed a mouse and it ran into
one of the bureau drawers which was
lying on the floor. Mrs. Jameson Is
not q timid woman by any means. but
womar-like, she called for her husband
He was shaving himself and he came in
with his face covered with lather.
"'Smatter?" he asked, with his
mouth full of soap.
There's 3 mouse in that drawer and
l want you to help me kill it, she an
swered.
Mr. Jameson isn't at all fond Of
mice, and he'd rather 90 without them
than pay an exorbitant rate for them,
but he didn't want to appear afraid, so
he went out into the kitchen and pro-
cured little Tommy's baseball bat He
climbed up on top of the bureau, and
told Mrs. j. to "fetch on her mice"
I'm lift the clothes ou.,S she said,
"and when the mouse jumps you
squash him."
She grabbed the clothes out one by
one, and finally Jameson saw the
mouse jump. Then he struck at it, up
set the bureau and went through the
looking-glass, while Mrs. j. went into
the kitchen to howl
They don't commune at the same Ia
bic now, for what Jameson mistook
for the mouse was the fnger-stall on
Mrs. j. finger.-N Y. Vorid.