The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1883-04-26

Everyone DeheVes thy know now TO
kiss, but they don't; not one man or
woman in y hundred knows anything
about it. K,ssi g is an art, a science,
and numbtress people go through
life without ever extracting the bliss
there is in kiss. Yet they will al
acknowledge there is bliss in kiss
Yes, that's so, but the more you know
about it the more bliss.
Now I know a sweet girl Qinow lois
of emf, bu' she don't know n NOR
what to do with her mouth han Il
demijohu. She hasn't been educated.
| had been saying tender things to
her for some time, so one night |
made bold to ask her for a kiss.
Kisses should not be asked for but
taken.) She Immediately acqaiesced,
but how? She pursed her rosy bps III
to ring as though she were going
to whistle, and when | touchoA them
they were so hard it was ike kissing
the husk OF cocoanut. (Sue is learn
ing however)
To learn kissing there are three
things requisite o make Il beginning,
man, a woman and love. The first
two are useless without the last. Ii
would be like the cook and the cake
without fire. Yes, there must be
warmth to make kiss n success, and
the only appropriate warmth to make
kiss success, aud the appropriate
warmth is the fire Of love-
Boys and girls, [ know lots about
kissing and | shall lose nothing by
imparting my knowledge, for, as
Byron says of wine, so repeat Of
kiss:
"Thc more that enjoy rbre the more we enjoy"
and nuke any humber Of you happy
by giving you the beulit of my expe,
rience.
This instruction is ffrr,d only to
people OF sentiment and refinement,
others will please not read.
FIRST, take your partners. 1t DOM
matter how old or young, short OF
tall, large or small you are, SO you
have mutual liking for each other
There is no fun in kissing person
you do not wish 10 kiss, and what
pleasure could there be in kissing
struggling, shiiekIng girl who VOWS
she will not be llissedl That she is
not telling the truth goes for nothing.
She makes known the fact that she
is about TO be kissed, and by so do
ing deprives ii beforehand of half its
pleasure. Two IRE enough to know
it. A legal contract is not required,
neither is u fife and drum accompani-
ment necessary
Haste mars evrything. When You
meet your hearts idol for the purpose
of pursuing and capturing kiss, do
not hurry. Put your right arm over
her left shoulder, clasp her right
hand with Your left Slide your arm
slowly down her back TO the belt, hen
pass your hand gently round her
waist; now send little thrill down
your arm, draw her close to your
heart-dont hurry-look lovingly in
to her eyes, bend your head till your
Ups almost touch hers, till you feel
ler balmy breath, then sweep your
softly across her lips by
way preliminary. Aim fairly; don't
strike at the corner of her mouth or
he end of her nose, but let the four
Ups come Sqare}y together, then let
hem melt slowly, as it were, into
'ulpy oneness accompanied by ten
Ter glance that gradually fades away
nto misty nothing, and thought
1anders eff on wings that float you
trough an atmosphere of rosy light
hat is felt but not seen; then, with u
ing sigh, you come gradually and
hack to earth. But you
ont stay Oh, nj! You begin all
yer again and try to improve on the
rst eff mt, and You succeed 80 well
nat the experiments continue indef
itely, and when that youog woman Is
IA yells from the top of the stair:
oakes alive, Charlotte Matilda, hain't t
ou gone to bed yl? les almost II i'd
ight," you feel certain that old wo- !.
IAN is liar until you hear the 4
lurch bell striking the hour as you
I'm the next corner