Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-11-05
ALL SORTS.

lit WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENTAL fSh-hook in
your left thumb, sprained ankle from mis-step
loose stone, bruised shin by slip from a car
platform, cut your cheek by clumsy BARRIERS
razor, confusion your elbow by poking it
through street window, swelling your
nose from running against open door in the dark
these are likely to happen without moments
notice. To be ready for them, have bottle of
PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER ready.
1t isn't such gain. It's as much work to lick
two-cent stamp three.
Now is the time to treat Catarrh of long standing.
Ely's Cream Balm reaches obstinate cases, where
other remedies fail. In it lies the relief you seek.
Price so cents.
Apply into nostrils with the finger.
A gentleman from Orwell, Pa, called my atten
ton to Ey's Cream Balm as remedy for Catarrh
Hay Fever, &c. He was so earnest in asserting it
to be positive cure (hmself having been cured by
it) that purchased stock. The Balm has already
effected cures. B. F. HYATT, M. D., Bordentown,
n.
1 have been a severe sufferer from Catarrh for Is
years, with distressing pam my eyes, gradual
ly the disease worked down upon my lungs. About
a year and half ago 1 began using Elys Cream
Balm, with most gratifying results, and to-day
apparently cured. q. C. WARREN, Rutland, Vt.
A medical matter: An old lady, hearing that
John Bright contemplated visiting this country,
hoped that he wouldn't bring his "disease'' with
him.
Indugent parents who allow their children to
eat heartily of hghseasoned food, rich pies, cake,
&C., will have to use Hop Btters to prevent indi-
gestion, seepess nights, sickness, pain, and per-
haps DEATH No family is safe without them in the
house.
lot of steel wire spring beds have been shipped
to New Zealand. The natives tired of frying
missionaries forked sticks.
Take little annoyances out of the way. If you
are suffering with Cough or Cold, DIR. Bulls
| Cough Syrup at once. This old and reliable remedy
will never disappoint you. All druggists sell it fol
25 cents bottle.
1t was the young tailor who said, referring to
rival for the affections of young lady, that he
thought he knew enough to be able to cut him out.
'For four years faed,' writes Knapp & Weeks
of Waltham, Mass, "to help one of our horses tina
had Stocked Legs, Ellis's SPAWN Cure cured him
| however,
A Frenchman is teaching donkey to talk. VIVA
want in this country is who will teacl
donkeys not to talk.
Avoid cheap goods.A The Hop Plaster cures pain
and aches when other pasters simply relieve, 25cts
at all drug stores.
A Texas owl mstook sleeping mans head for
chicken, and fastened its claws into his hair an
scalp. "Well What's the matter now, old woman?
said the assailed, as he awoke.
CAUSES AsToNIsHMENT." Completely PROSTATE
for days with indigestion and bilious fever. TIL
effects of two bottles of Burdock Blood Bitters as
tonished me; visible improvements right off," Nj
Noah Bates, Elmira, n. Y.
''Well,'' said the country postmaster as he handle
young lady postal card, 81 hope to gracious 20
can make some sense out of that It's more than
can do"
ode niger dat tries to ack like white
ter be pitied," says Uncle Nose; "but de white ma
dat tries ter ack like a nigger amt deserving
sympathy
Mr.. B. johnson, No. l, Faneuil Hall Market, Bo
ton. says: "Elis's SPAWN Cure is all you claim ft
it. 1t cured my horse of spavin." 1t always do,
that reader.
No, dear children, the drum major is not ii
whole procession; but he thinks he is.
MEN OF ORLEANs.-There is more ignoran
manifested in the treatment of Horses than is show
in any other way. Care is exercised in selecting
good shoeer, but when sick all sorts of compoun
are given, some of them without reason CONNIE
sense. Beware of such advice and medicine ev
=, if administered gratis Rayworth's Condition Pc,
ders is the prescription of experienced veterinar
: 1t is pure medicine, including remedies adapted
reach all the organs of the body, reviving renewn
restoring. 1t is considered the best general tire;
ment that can be made. In pound papers % cen
L At all the stores.
O Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, on
show the poverty of the borrower.
J On Thirty DAYS TRIAL.-The voltaic Belt c
: Marshall. Mich. will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated FL
trio Votaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
: thirty days to men young or old who are Attic
with debility. lost vitality and kindred tro
o les. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address above. N.
No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed