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Romantic Marriages.

The son of leading lawyer in New
York, abboat thirty years ago, was
attracted by the innocent face and
quick wit of Welsh chambermaid in
his fathers house, and declared that he
preferred her to all the fashionable
beauties who had courted his notice.
His family protested, but to no pur-
pose. The only concession he would
make was to consent to go to Europe
for three years before marrying the
girl. In the meantime, having an in
dependent fortune, the lover placed
her at one of the best schools in New
York.
The girl was ambitious, and devoted
in her affection to the man who had
chosen her. He returned, found her
more lovely than ever. They were
married, and the lady is now one of the
leaders of society in the city where they
live-a noble, refined, charming woman.
An eminent iurist, well known in
Pennsylvania in the early part of this
century, was making the circuit" on
horseback, and stopped for dinner at
the house of a farmer. The daughter
of the farmer waited on them, and the
Judge-who had been q cynic about
women-observed the peculiar gentle
ness of her voice and q certain sweet
candor in her face. After dinner the
farmer said:
MARY, bring the Judges horse"
Mary started to the field, which was
inclosed by barred fence. Laying her
hand on the topmost rail, she vaulted
lightly over.
81 saw" said the Judge afterward,
"for the first time, woman with the
mind and body 1 should require in my
wife. l called again and again at
farmer Cs. At last sent Mary to
school for couple of years, and here
she is, nodding to the stately matron
who presided at his table.
The sons of the Judge and this real
Maud Muller all attained distinction
one, like his father, at the bar; another
was an eminent divine, and a third was
Southern candidate for the Presi-
dency. All were noted for their fiery
eloquence, their high sense of honor,
and a certain appetite for fighting which
was well sustained by strong physical
health. The Judge had not been mis-
taken in Mary's qualities of mind or
body.
1t must be acknowledged, however,
that where one hasty, romantic mar
riage proves happy, ninety-nine such
marriages end in misery. A sudden
passionate prediction, or love, will
not bridge over great disparity OF
social condition, of manners, tastes and
habits of thought. The love fades,
| dies out, and the antagonistic couple
are left irrevocably bound by hated
| tie.
How many boys at college, charmed
by rosy cheek or bright eye, fasten
themselves to women whom they soon
outgrow and who hang ever after like
dead weights on them, crippling and
lowering their whole lives.
How many girls, grateful to the first
man who chooses them from out of the
world of women, mistake gratitude for
love and marry tyrant or boor =
| Youths COmDd1liO9l.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

Failure is not always followed by failure,
and, att ough you may have tried remedies
repeatedly without benefit don't doubt that
you will find the right thing yet PUTNAM's
PAINLESS Conn EXTRACTOR is q positive rem
edy for corns, and once used, at once cured.
This fact has been vouched for by thousands
who have used it, Sold 10y druggists
Wholesale, Lord, Stoutenburgh IL Co., Chi
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20
Where Whistling Is Punished.

There is one place in the world
where man cant whistle. A CORES.
pendent writes from Stuttgart, Ger.
many: Queer place this. A young
fellow of my acquaintance was walking
in the town the other day, having in his
hand cane with q whistle in the han.
die. His companions dared him to
blow the whistle. Not liking to be
dared, he blew q blast. He was imme.
didtely arrested and fined Is marks"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20
ROnaparte, LAWYER.

II is rather strange sight to see the
name of Bonaparte on a lawyers sign,
vet Charles j. Bonaparte, attorney at
law" may be read any day on Phila-
delphia law office. Although the grand
son of Jerome Bonaparte, King of West
phalia. aud granddaughter of the Great
NAPOLEON, Mr.. Bonaparte is staunch
republican. He is devoted to his pro-
fessioa, which, by the way, was that of
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

Mr.. d. H. Barnaby. of owego, N. Y. says that his
mated with pneumonia. and all the best physicians
gave the up and said she could not live but few
hours at most. She was in this condition when q
friend recommended DR.. Halls Balsam for the Lungs
and advised her TO try IT, She accepted II last
sort and was surprised to find that II produced .
marked change for the better and by perseverng in
Its use a permanent cure effected.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

a twitching of the eye, numbness of hands
and feet, with more or less pain and throb-
bing at the base of the brain, are some Of
the premonitory symptoms of this rapidly
increasing disease. German Hop Bitters
should be taken when you are warned by
any of these symptoms Sold by all druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

1t is said by celebrated physicians in
Europe and America that German Hop Bit
tiers is one of the best remedies now in use.
Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

If you have failed to receive benefit from
other preparations, try Hoods Sarsaparlla;
it's the strongest, the purcst, the best, the
cheaneSt
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The Lime.Kiln Club.

Il see by de papers," said Brother
Gardner Us he motioned to Samuel Shin
to drop one of the back windows, Il see
by de papers dat Prof. Gillian predicts
dat in 1888 lie Guild man will be in de
ascendency. Jist so. Well drap two
mo- winders an discuss de subjick q
little.
1T am beautiful landscape to look
upon, an really pity de poo white
man. He has bin lordin' it ober de
world at large so long, an has made
SIGH progress in science an Philosophy
dat it will seem purity tough fur him to
saw our wood, clean our alleys an black
our butes."
At this point Reconstructed Taylor
began to stamp his feet and clap his
hands and seek to start an encore, but
the President interrupted him with:
"Brudder Taylor. drap it Now draw
yer feet out of de alley an doan' move
agin till de meetin' am out No doubt
YOU am tickled half to death, but let us
see what ticllles you. In hundred
Vars we am to be top Of de heap. We
am to lose our kinks and grow straight
ha'r, our feet am to be pared down, our
noses am to be trimmed down, our
mouths puckered on new plan, an we
am to lose our brunette compilations.
Den our heads am to be reshaped an
Resulted, our speech filed down and
sandpapered, an we am to progress
faster in 100 vars dan de white man has
in 1000. think l SEQ us ut de pin
nacle! We look awful purity at de top
of de heap Nobody would know us as
We stan erect on de cap-sheaf an wave
de glorious banner.
"My fren's," continued the President,
after long and solemn silence, eff
Prof. Gillian am not fool he am de
mex bes' thing-a crank. One hundred
Vars will not do what he says. We
can't fetch it. We was bon in de wrong
time of de moon, brought up on de
wrong sort o. eatables, an eddecated in
de wrong kind of skules. We have an
shall pl ogress. Our chill'en will know
mo- dan we do, an DER chill'en will be
peg higher, an de day will come when
we shall stan higher in all de arts an
sciences, but we mus not forgit de
present. Oar am mouths to feed an
bodies to clothe an house rent to pay
an fuel to buy, an he who loses q days
work to dream ober Prof. Gilliam's
prophecy shows his lack of sense If,
arter all de present members of dis club
have bin sleepin' for half century in
de grave, dc white man begins to lose
his grip an de black man begins to
cctch on, it will be all right Mean
while, doan' miss cog. Doan be made
fools of. Doan' try to clothe de chill'en
wild the raiment of hundred vars
hence, an doan' expeck dat de predick-
shun dat we shall ultimately warm our
feet in de halls of Congress am gwine
to satisfy present hunger. We will
now tighten our belts an pitch into de
regular order of bizness. Free Press.
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Mr. 5. q. GARMo, of Springfield, O., writes:
II want every one to know that was cured
OF dyspepsia, heartburn. sour stomach and
other diSagreeable SYM toms of weak diges-
tive organs by using only one bottle of DR..
Guysotts Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla.
Ny stomach now readily digests any kind OF
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

TIE best and cheapest Car Starter is sold
by Borden, Selleck & Co., Chicago, Ill With
it one man can move loaded car
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

CHAPPED Hands, Face, Pimples, and rougn
by CAswEII, HAZARD q Co.. New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

THE certain way to be cheated is to
fancy yourself more cunning than
Others ChdqToR.
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PURE Cod-Iiver Oil, made from selected
livers on the sea-shore, by CAswEIL, HAZARD
d Co., New York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet Patients who have once taken it
prefer it to all others Physicians have de-
cided it superior to any of the other oils in
marriott
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Don't Doubt II.

@IIME works wonders as the woman SAID
when she got married after thirteen years
cOurtShiD.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20
Men Only :

WHAT did Adam first plant in the Garden
of Edeny His foot
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20
American and European Doctors.

RUsKIN asks, sWhat is there more beauti-
full than the word wife," The wife herself.
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symptoms of Paralysis.

LATIN is a dead language, and that is
why doctors use ii tor wriLing out their
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20
SICK ALL OVER

GET Lyon'SPatent Heel Stiffeners applied to
new boots or shoes before you run theTl over.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

DoN'T Judge q man by his failure in
life, for many man fails because he is
too honest to succeed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

MARRIAGES make men thoughtful About
halt their time is spent in forming excuses
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20

Yes Liver torpid. bowels costve, blood sluggish.
stomach weak and full your digestion is impaired
and the organs inactive; perceptions dull and
stupehed your temper irritable and peevish you are
unfit for business companionship. What you need s
A SPRING MEDICINE
Like Hoods Sarsaparills. that will stir up your slow
blood rouse your liver, start your digestion and lift
the fog from your brain.
CAPT. J. p. THOMPSON. OF Lowell. Reg. of Deeds,
says; Il have never found anything that hits my
wants Hoods Sarsaparilla; IL purifies my blood,
sharpens my appetite and makes over
Hoods Sarsaparilla has worked wonders in the case
OF my wife. who troubled with sick headache and
biliousness for years. She Is now free from them-
HOMER b. NASH. Pittshed Mass.
Hoods sarsaparIla cured me. can eat anything
without that awful distress. and have a tremendous
sppetite."-PARK PATrES. Gardiner. Me.
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SING a song of hair oil,
Pocket minus chink,
Four and twenty editors
Splitting printers ink;
Now the pen goes faster,
Wonder what they mean;
Guess they must be writing ads
For the improved Carboline.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-20
A SPRING MEDICINE
HOODS sARsAPARnLA.
A Cure of Pneumonia

Sold by Druggists. 81. six TO- s5. Prepared only
by G. l. HOOD co, Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
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c. N. u.

WHEN WHITING TO ADVERTISERS,
I'm this paper.
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THE voLTAIc BELT Co. Marshall Mich.
will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi
talitv and kindred troubles guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration Of health
and manly vigor Address as above. n b. =
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is al
loNVaj
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Toothsche Anodyns cures instantly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-05-16
WaAT WE DO WITH PAPER.

But it is astonishing how far paper enters
into the necessities of our lives. 1t is being
used for almost everything except food, and
is employed to obtain that. Dresses nre
made of it, laces are made of it, napkins,
handkerchiefs, collars, plates, cups saucers,
soup tureens, punch bowls, tables, chairs,
barrels and numerous other things used for
personal comfort or household purposes.
Our newspapers and books are printed omit,
our letters aud notes are written on it, our
carpets and rugs are laid on it, our hats
and caps are lined with it, our day begins
aud ends with it. As m article of dress
it is not always reliable, for though born
through free use of water it will dis
solve into its original pulp on free
application of the same. Even in the form
of newspapers it is not always trust
worthy. There appears to be some in.
herent crookedness in it doubtless account
ed for by the doctrine of heredity, that causef
it to be too often the bearer of false tidings.
So, too, in books, and hence Burns was led
to exclaim ''Some books are lies frae end
to end" In our letters and notes--well,
that depends more on who writes them, and
[ am inclined TO give the paper the benefit
Of the doubt in this case. = Washington Re
publican.
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A ROMANCE IN REAL LIFE.

The beauty of the Capri girls is proven
bal, and many of the artists have fallen cap
tive to their charms-their darkly brilliant
eyes, half-oriental type Of face, SO enchant-
ing for painter A most celebrated case
was that of the son of the Hon. Mrs. Nor
ton, the English poetess and authoress.
During his sojourn there, while painting
Capri beauty, he fell in love with and mar.
ried her. much to the disgust of his high.
born relatives; but it was sorrowful affair
for all concerned. The mother never for
gave her son the disappointment he occa-
stoned her, and the future Lady GRAVITY
was made to give up her beautiful children
to their English relatives, that they might
be brought up and educated as became their
fathers situation, while he fingered out
some years of quasi happy existence, dy
ing at last from tho effects of drinking
His wife-Lady GRAVITY, the former Capri
beauty-now middle-aged woman, with
no.trace of the fatal loneliness that caused
her such unhappiness in her domestic rela-
tons, still lives on the island, and at long
intervals her children-marred in England
come to see their mother; but the infiu.
ences of another sort of life and society are
stronger than the ties of blood, and there is
little sympathy between them.
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COMIC COMMENTS,

ALI about the mulf A muf is deserib.
ed as a thing that holds girls hand and
doesn't squeeze t. This definition is almost
correct. --1He Judge
Dying of; By the way, another of the
Balaklaya "six hundred" has just died.
This reduces the ranks to about nine hun
dred Hartford Times
Highly sugar-coated A New York
livorce lawyers advertisement reads
"Hymeneal incompatibilities as a speci.
atty, carefully adjusted. IT'S slavery 6
detain the hand after the heart hath fed"
:" Perdu:" Visitor ''Oh, no! herr
you are Found you out What snug
little den !" Recluse (ehuckling): eyes,
here am, With my pictures and my books
and here can sit and read oil day long and
nobody bit the wiser !'1-- London Punch
reform: "The Pendleton civil service
bin has passed." remarked Mr. Wiggles.
worth from the interior of his paper
e Well, I'm glad of that" said his wife
9 and now hope our hired girl will have a
title more manners - R0cAlanG Courier
Gazette
Anecdote from the quarters :" At
the marriage of an Alabama widower one Of
the servants was asked if his master would
take bridal tour dunno, sab; when
old missis's alive he took paddle to her /;
dunno II he take bride to de new one or
not"
Unconscious repartee Uncle Dick IAN
eminent r. A. -" Well, Johnny, and what
ale you going to be?" JOHNNY shall
be a Judge, like papa Uncle Dick" Ali
but you haven't brains enough, my boy"
johnny" Oh then I'll be an artist, like
you ~ London Punch.
As we grow old: Translated from the
QmniJus-" But, mother, must with Mr.
6mueckle dance, and he SO very old man p
sold mani Have / not myself in my single
days often and much with him danced, and
myself never about his age troubled Pr
Lou,soille Courier Journal.
Defective eyeight "Look here, boy,
,aid a stern Austin parent, "you are telling
me a falsehood right now. I can read it in
your race. = III must Do some lalsenoOu L
told you last week, pa. You know you can't
read, anyhow, without your spectaoles. ~"
Ieras ,Sttiags.
Theory and practice: ooh, dearl'
exclaimed Miss Flight, 81 should think
those actors would get tired TO death, saying
the same things night after night" And
yet Miss Flight apparently never tires of
saying the same things day after day and
year after year Boston Transcript
"A definition of good society: A wit
ness who had been called to give evidence
as TO the defendants character testified that
Ise had always moved in good society.
g What do you mean by good society p
asked the Coart. Society in which it Is
to speak evil, promptly answer
I'D the witness. Brooklyn Eagle
Fame fimsy thing: Goldmark, the
yiennese composer, introduced himself one
lay to q good-looking young lady sitting
opposite TO him in n railway coupe: MY
name is Goldmark | am the composer OF
he Queen of Sheba'" "Ah," replied the
young lady, "what remuneratiye position
hat must be. "--LeipSig Signals.
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An AWFUL AFFIIoTIox TOR ONE So
gouNo.--A seven year older, with the pun
,ter's mark ON his brow, at dinner, asked his
mother what was in jar on the table:
y Pickles. my son." was the reply. Then,
mamma, please pickle little one out for me-
same with stunning force, from the child,
and the mother fell over chair and tainted
- The Drummer.
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That long established and well
known hotel property, situated on
corner Of Bridge and Union streets,
near the Depot, in Lambcrtville, N.
j., and known as "The Lambertville
House" The house contains about
forty rooms and is in every way
most eligibly situated for business !;
can be bought right, and to an en-
terprising purchaser, would prove a
capital investment.
A Good Brick Dwelling House on
the south side of York street, east of
Main, and contains 6 rooms and ct
tic, all in good repair. Well of good
water and eistern at the door.
No. |. Is nice three story brick
dwelling house, on Union
St, between York and Dele
van, containing s rooms.
No. 4. a large brick dwelling house
with stable, ON Bridge st.,
near the depot. A good
business location, and in
position to grow in value.
No. ). A brick house with vacant
lot, with barn, situated on
Washington and Coryell
SIS, very cheap.
No. 6. A large lot on the Delaware
and Raritan Canal, North
Of Moore's Spoke Factory.
Lot is 81 #. on the canal,
and has three tenement
houses renting for good
income, and the property |
is also approaching in
value.
No. Z. Isa frame dwelling and store
room with a bakery at
taehed, situated on Della
ware avenue, one of the
best streets in the city. A
good location for the ball-
ing business, and can be |
bought cheap.
Several other desirable properties
now in hand and for sale not includ-
ed in the above list.
Sept. II, 1882.
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Wednesday, May 16, 1883.
OUR DAYS,


Tom oiTow-what atteis The storm of to-day
We shall md the Island OF peace at last.
To-day is stormy but bye and bye
The tempest and ruin win all be past
The yesterday was a mocking dream
That left Us sorrowfdl, full OF pain;
But the fair tomorrow waits for us.
We shall build up the broken hopes again.
Time touches our eyes with tears that burn
And plants the gray mid the locks OF gold;
And robs the cheeks OF the tint OF youth,
And we say, /" Tomorrow we Shall be old"
And we think OF the fair land farther on,
Where life shah never Know blight or frost,
Where love dies not at the touch of change,
And we ind again the youth we have lost
Nothing is done, from birth to death;
Our hope, cur love, and life's sad day
Is only sample at the best
OF all that viii come In the far away.
Then why 90 our tears so steadily fail
When the perfect life shall soon have sway,
When the bright to-morrows and yesterdays
Shall merge themselves in GLAD today
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NOTICE

or Application to the Orphans Court for
Land.
Whereas, Mary Conover, deceased in her life
time entered into a written contract for the sale
o. certain lot land situate on the north side of
church street. in the City OF Iambertyille con-
yeyed TO her by Rosanns Reeder, being the prem-
lses then occupied by the said Mary Conover1 TO
me Union Fire Company, of the City oil Lambert
sie this IS 10 give notice to all persons concerned
that the said Union Fire Company the subscriber
intends TO apply TO the Orphans Court to be
heden AZ bennington, in and for the County OF
teIdon on MONDAY, THE SECOND DAY OF
JULY NEAl, at 10 o'clock, a. NJ, to decree a FIJI
hllment of the said contract according TO the form
OF the statute in such case made aud prov ided
me Union Ere company of Lambertvlle by
GHAS. A. SKILLMAN
their President.
Dated i.ambertyIlle, N. J., April IS. 'sa.
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Why SHE WAS THE LAST 70 EEAvE.--"l
notice" said one Austin lady 10 another,
that at our social gatherings you are al.
ways the last one to leave" II know it,"
was the reply, "but have au object in
,iew" "What is itg" "I want to pre-
cent the rest of you from slandering me-
go, you mean thing You never like K
sse yeur friends enjoy themselves. " 7eam
S0anN
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]" CLINTON, Iowa. April 20, 1881.

CLINTON, Iowa. April 20, 1881.
q wish you would send nc a spring
for the VIM. Ellery Watch u BY the
way, this Elery is watch I sold in your
Screw Bczel Case to a farmer last fall.
The first of January he lost the watch
in the woods, and found it this week in
about one foot Of water. 1t had lain
three months and over in snow andwater,
with but slight injury TO the watcli--only
a hair.spring.
G. $. RAYMOND
The above were very severe tests, and
demonstrate beyond a doubt, that for any
reasonable length of time during VIII ieh
watch might be under water it would re-
ceive no injury whatever.
We make these cases in both gold and
silver, and as Perfectly Dust
Proof Stem-Winding watch
Case, Challenge the World to
Produce las Equal.
NAV Am
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THE NEW PATENT
ID USE KDHgGDaA r.
STEM WINDING,
OPEN FACE CASE.
MANUFACTURED BY THE
AM ERICAN WATCH CO..
WATTHAM NTAcc

This case is formed in one solid piece
without joint or seam, opening in front
only, thus avoiding the usual Cup, and
securing greater strength and durability
These Watches are all open face. The
bezel, into which an extra strong crystal
is fitted with an especially prepared
waterproof cement is attached to tie
case by screwiug it thereon, and thus
forms an air-tight junction with the body
of the case, which is proof against dust
and moisture.
To railroad men, travellers. miners,
lumbermen and others who are almost
constantly exposed aud who have to make
frequent reference to the watch, these
qualities are of the utmost Importance.