The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-09-21

nounced, and, pending its reversal, all
monarchs reign without title, all courts
sit without authority, and all govern
ment is usurpation--in short, that 1t Is
Anarchy and Old Night come again.
He conceives himself to be the incar-
nation of outraged justice, and, there
fore, the representative head and adj
yocate-general of the human race. He
is firmly convinced that the future his
tory of the world is closely bound up
with the issues of his controversy.
Every passing event has some occult
bearing upon it, and every public ca
lamity or crime is necessary corollary
to it. Accordingly, stray references to
contemporaneous occurrences are to be
found scattered through his volumi-
nous papers. Nothing comes amiss to
him. The Electoral Commission, the
Centennial Exposition, the assassina-
tons Of the late Gar of Russia and of
President Garfield, the war between Pc
ru and Chill, the Star-Route trials, the
building of the Brooklyn bridge and the
erection of the Bawholdi statue are all
in some way or other connected with his
case, and all find mention in his docu-
ments.
Nothing pleases him so much as to
gain the ear Of a Judge to whom he
may be unknown. If he be so fortunate
as to elude the vigilance of the court
officer, ne Immediately pours forth a
tcrrent of unmeaning broken English,
freely interlarded with scraps of Latin
and other foreign tongues, fully per-
suaded that at last he is making head
way, and tardy restitution is about to be
granted. When the officer quietly
checks him, he makes no objection,
but instantly leaves the court with his
customary rapid stride, contented to
postpone the presentation of his. case
until more favorable opportunity shall
occur.
Has the reader any curiosity to see a
specimen of Mr.. Heintzlemann's e'docu-
ments?" Let him run his eye over the
subjoined extract and then pronounce
upon its value as legal pleading: rs
TAKE NOTICE. Upon these proceedings, as
t undersigned with the Referees report
heretofore presented to the Courts and the
Corporation Counsel and to the District At
torney' so far as it goes and herein alter re-
ferred to as public reply and this legal educa-
or pubic murder and this incurable public
calafLi Y and curse of this public offense, of
the legal professions failure and chaos stare
dec1sls urbi ct orb vox pOpuh justicia SUM
qulque lex nervus rerum alb initio in finem
tenn veri as preyaelebit For our Standard of
sound mind now legal settled--urbi ct orbi,
ofbis terrarum sub hoe lex pro patria lbeI-
tatis, in rem registered Citizen Titles Subject
to this modification, as set forth. sxses 49,
after m in fha sauna sl17aid cfafauanuf
Of grievances he modestly applies 4
For an order Of $4,000 and $500 for dis
bursemenrs on account, and be held to deliv-
er the Hartholdi Statue of Liberty and afore-
said Fund and Trust, ETC., etc, to the first par
W for operation, and this Declaration of indie
pendence tendency Pho bono 1ublicO. s Fl
He does not confne himself to the
higher courts in his efforts to obtain re-
dress. District courts, police courts, or
even an Assembly Investigating Com
mittee are alike acceptable. Here is
an order presented by him to one of the
lower courts, and probably signed by
the Judge with view of giving him a
transient taste Of the pleasures of inn
pending victory: .,sat54
1t appearing to my satisfaction that Mr.
Adolphus Hent2lemann Is the Chief of the
Bar, and Is clothed with all rights, privilege,
honor and Justice, a a 81 G9a
Ordered, that the Justice of said Court is in
full sympathy with the said Heintzlernann
and that he has sworn that his obligation is in
oil respects toward the said Heinzemann to
DO everything to his aid and advantage for
the modification of 81 Barb d. 573 even unto
DEATH as our inviolablei rights and only legal
settled citizen title. as registered ia rem.
Ibis last paper, however, bears the
imprint Of another hand than MIR.
Heintzlemann' s.. 1t is too coherent to
be his production. 1t contains sem
fences. His papers never do. aa
1t is pathetic to note his reference to
the book in which his case is reported.
Like King Charles's head in Mr.. Dicks
Memorials, this allusion to 81 Barb,
oI3, IS sure to crop up sooner or later
in all his documents. His poor be-
logged intellect has chung to this one
fact, or penumbral shadow of fact,
when all else has gone by the board.
lie has, years ago, forgotten what his
case was about. And yet he knows,
and is careful to mention where the re-
port of it is to be found. Vigorous as
are the vituperatiye epithets whatever
they may mean) which are SO thickly
besprinkled over his documents, MI.
Hentzlemann takes pains to explain
that he is actuated by no motives of
resentment or ill-will. Onthe contrary.
his arduous labors are prompted by
charity towards his fellows and intense
anxiety for their welfare. 41l NJ.
Il hat no bad feeling for the Court, Z
says he. Il spend my time in working
for their goot. ] do this not only foT
me and mine children, but for the
Chudges and the citizens and the coun-
try. and for the whole world " IS
1t is impossible to describe the comic
sweep of the hands with which he Illus
trates the all-embracing character Of
his advocacy. Atlas is nothing to him.
He does not condescend to reason or
arguments. He states axioms- self
evident truths conclusions, which from
their weight and cogency amount to
mathematical demonstrations. so arr ta
"You see dot, . he saws, emphatical-
ly, pointing out some phrases in his last
document. You see /. say dere Stare
decfstS Ter mero4s reruna, IN torma pau
peris, -. fU !a9t1toa II a M
"How can they get ofer dotPn he
asks, with confident smile, and his
listeners are bound to admit that it is
unanswerable. U tasa caoa s
He is no pauper He begs or bor-
rows from no one. The shock that laid
his mind in ruins left. unframed the
skill and cunning of his hands, So he
abCf.c <,y. ~ !.