The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1883-12-11
FACTS.

Those contemplating trip westward
will certainly do we'll to carefully con,
snlt the time tables OF the Baltimore and
Ohio road. Its celebrated fast trains,
its sure connections, and rates always az
low as the lowest, make it beyond AL
controversy the best line west. Colos
nists are carried in first class cars on fast
trains, and every possible care is taken
to insure comfort and convenience.
Trains run through without change Of
Jars to Chicago, where direct connection
is made with al leading lines to the
west, northwest and southwest, making
Int single change of cars to Iowa,
K,usss, Nebraska, Texas. Minnesota.
e.o. No other line can offer such advan-
tages as the Baltimore and Ohio.-I's
costs but very little time and trouble
to learn this. and in the end may lead
to the saving of much of both as well as
money. Above all things do not pur-
chase tickets before having talk or re-
ceiving a letter from one of the B. l. O.
Agents. A letter addressed to w. 4.
Reppert, Columbus, Ohio; toJ T. Lane,
Wheeling, W. Va, to j. A. Webb. Fos-
toria, OHIO; to I. A. Lee GAINESVILLE,
Ohio, or call upon either of these gen.
tlemen will lead to thorough informa
ton as to all necessary details Of time
connections, fares. baggage, etc.. etc.
A Leeds psper says that young wif.
ow in that city. who writes well, is irair.
ing herself for an editor. Who is the
ditor2
"At that" continued story teller,
who was relating q personal experience,
.'mv face fell" "Did anybody pick it
up ?" interrupted listener. What do
you mean ?" 'Oa, nothing; only If
somebody had picked it up and hid it
away out OF sigh, it would have been
such relief to your friends "
No, Esmeralda, no; smile does not
'all across ones path like gleam Of
sunshine in gray day Halt the time
q smile doesn't mean ANYTHING but
contraction OF certain muscles We
have seen men smile when they missed
their train. We have seen man smile
as be climbed the dreary stairs that led
TO dentists parlors.
A section gang OF firemen on hand
car. returning home on the Southern
Ohio division OF the Indiana, Bloom
ington and Western ra lroai, near Be
thesda, O., yesterday evening, we're over
taken bv q construction engine running
wild. William Clay and Michael Nc
Cormick we're killed, and Wm. Morii-
mer severely, and others slightly, ipjur-
ed.
The great Napoleon msrlied a widow.
Scarron's willow became court favor
lite Rousseau went crazy after widow,
and Gibbon. the historian. made himself
ridiculous over one. D;sraeli married
widow, and three OF the most distin-
guished widows in Europe to-day are
the Empress Eugene Of the French,
Queen Isabella Of the Spanish and Queen
Victoria of the English.
A lady at . hotel, whose uniuly Chi /.
dren annoy everybody in the house, the
other day said to q, noted teacher, si'-
ting near her at the table: professor.
DO you believe in the use of the rod, in
the management Of children" ?" Tie
Professor plared at ber annoying chill
dren and grimly replied: Sometimes.
but there are cases when |
shouli nrefer n revolvern
"Yes." the tall thin passenger admit
ted, "a crying babj is indeed sore
trial. But then you must remember tha.
a baby cannot swear. and when human
being is being dandled up and down ON
the loose end Of a two.inch ssfety-pin.
it's got to do something, and il 1t can,
swear it must holler." And the jury
was only out about two minutes aud
then came in With ver iicl for The de-
Iendant.