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MENsMANs PEPToMzED BEEF Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing it's en-
tire nutritious properties Ii contains blood
making, force-generating and DEMONSTRATING
properties; invaluable for Indigestion, dys-
pepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms
of general debility; also, in all enfeebled
conditions, whether the result OF exhaustion,
nervous prostration, over-worx or acute
disease, particularly IL resulting from pulmo-
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proprietors, New York Sold by druggists
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A CORRESPONDENT of the New York
Sun asked South Carolina planter
why they raised none but the "land-
pike hog" in that State. The planter
expressed his contempt in scornful
look, rs he stared and said: Because
they are the only swine that can ont
run niger" The correspondent says
they can out-run "blizzard" and are
just about rs good to cat
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Personnl,-To Men Only |.

THE voLrAIc BELT Co. Marshall. Mich.
will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro
voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to Men young or old who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health
and manly vigor. Address as above. N H. =
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is al
laxVad
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THERE are 622 different farm gates
for use of farmers, and the farmer
knows it as we'll as any one else. The
great advantage in his profession is in
always having time enough to let down
the fence
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Mr. JONATHAN Bowers, of Manchester. o.,
writes: Il am ~ years of age. keep Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla always
I'm the house. dose now and then makes
me feel like n boy. 1t gives me good appo-
tite and keeps me from having dyspepsia
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JOHN CAREY. 1854 D Street, South Boston.
Satisfactory Evidence.

j. w Graham, Wholesale Druggist at Austin, Texas,
writes: 81 have been handling Dr. VIM Halls Balsam
for the Lungs for the past year. and have found il one
of the most saable medicines have ever had in my
house for Coughs, Colds and even Consumption, al
ways giving entire satisfaction. Please send me
gross by Saturdays steamer"
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FAMOUS CASE IN BOSTON.

MY little four-year-old girl had powerful eruption
her face and head. Under her eyes il regular
scading red and SORE like burn Back of her left ear
We had TO shave her hair close TO her head. Five
six physicians and two hospitals gave up her
incurable, that she might outgrow il. When il
began TO maturate became alarmed In three weeks
with Hoods sarsaparilla the began to heal two
bottles made her eyes clear ever. To-day she is
well as l am"
JOHN CAREY, 16i d Street, South Boston.
ATTEST know John Carey. He is an honest good
man. whose statements worthy of entire credit
believe what he says about his child's sickness.
CLINTON II. COOK, Milk Street. Boston.
HOODS SARSAPARILLA.
Sold by druggists. 81 six for s. Prepared only by
&. 1. HOOD CO, Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.
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THOUGH SALT RHEIIM

Does not directly mperil life il is distressful
tous and resoue complaint. Patient endurance OF its
numerous very small watery pmples, hot and smart
ing requires true foritude. If the discharged matter
sticks, ches, and the scabs leave underneath red
dened surface, the disease has not departed. and
Hoods Sarsaparilia, in moderate doses. should be
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-02-23
Fattening Horses.

The fattening of horses for market
has grown To be quite business in
some places in the United States, and
notabiv so in a few counties in Western
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A YOUTHFUL punster, who visited n
hotel recently for the first time, came
to the conclusion that darky waiter
was a service sable person.
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LADIES or gents out of work furnished with
steady, lucrative employment at home. Send
Scent stamp, for particulars, to Agents Fur
nishing Co., p. o. Box No. 1906, Topeka, Kan.
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ITALY wants new tunnel TO bring
her 100 miles nearer France and give
her brigands u trunk line to practice
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HE Howe Scales have all the latest i'm
provemcnts. II is true economy TO buy the
best Borden, Selleck q Co., Agents, Chicago,
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WHENEVER an Eastern journalist lays
up from the effects of spree they re-
fer to il as case of overwork.
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rheumatism Quickly cured! Send stamp for free
presctipt'n, r X. Helphenstne, Washington,D ID. O..
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COOP health is the greatest Of fortunes; no
remedy has so often restored this prize to the
suffering as Hoods Sarsaparilla Try It
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Frac I'm All Ministers of Churches.

will send one bottle of White Wine of Tar
Syrup, gratis, to any minister that will re-
commend il to his friends after giving il n
fair test and it proves satisfactory for
coughs, colds, throat or lung diseases.
Respectfully, DR.. G. ID. WARNER.
Reading, Mich
Bold by all druggists
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THOUSANDS upon thousands Of bottles OF
Carboline a deodorized extract of petro-
leum, have been sold, and from all over the
land comes one universal cry, "Carboline,
as now improved and perfected, is the best
fufC
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THE man who was "six feet in his stock
ings" probably wore the garter around his
neck
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THE New York Times is of the opin-
ion that wedding presents are made for
show purposes. They swell newspaper
account of a wedding to gratifying pro-
portions.
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GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to
new boots or shoes before you run them over
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Charlatans and Quacks

II DEss / know what memory is" said n
title 4-year- old @It's de ting fordet wild"
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Sold by all druggists.

WHEN is a man like the woman of Sauna
ria! When his wife tells him @all things he
has ever done"
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The Salem, Mass, Register mentions:
Mr. J. S. LeFavour, artist, surprisingly
benefited by st. Jacobs Oil. Rheumatism
twenty years.
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TIE Excuses of Youth drafts upon Old Age,
payable with interest. Sufferers should Immediately
Use Aliens Brain Food 81 for So At druggists and
at Aliens Pharmacy, 3l5 First Avenue, New York.
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WHEN rain falls if she gets the bigger
half of the umbrella, they are lovers: ii he
takes the bigger half, they are married
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Dr. Green's Oxvpeuated Bitter

is the oldest and best remedy for Dyspepsia Bilious
ness Malaria Indigestion, all disorders of the Stom-
ach and all diseases indicating impure condition Of
the Blood, Kidneys and Liver.
Durnos Caarrh Snuff cures Catarrh and all aTectonS
of the mucous membrane
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GIRLS, like opportunities are all the more
t. you after being embraced
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THE Albany, N. Y, Argus observes:
Judge MCGOWAN, this city, was cured of
rheumatism by ST. Jacobs Oil.
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TRY the new brand, Spring Tobacco.

Dose Cur. Advertisemt in another column
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TN a Photos of Beautiful Ladies' 1Oc. Illustrated
w Catalogue Sc j. DIEfZ. Reading, Pa.
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ccc week in your own town. Terms and IS outfit
4UO free. Address Ii. HALLErr Co., Portland. Ne.
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&m UA r. IN For information and Maps of
- - I'm I'm Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas md
|N Texas, write to JOHN l.. ENNIS,
- 49, -. Al Clark - .. Oh Cago
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A GENTS WANTED for the Best and Fsstest-SeI-
n ing Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced 50
per cent. NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co.. Chicago, Ill.
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The best opportunity ever offered 10 property
for small amount OF money! that will be worth for
tune in "a few months. No taxes; no time required
your business. Write at once for particulars,
tomorrow may be too late. This advertisement will
not appear again. lnclose stamp for particulars.
T.. *. CUTLER, SOcorro, New Mexico.
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IN n ID Send postal for I'std Cstalog. HULE'S
nAtN Hair Store, 80 n 40 Monroe Chicago.

e71A WEEK. s12 day at home easily made. Costly
VIZ outfit free Address TRUE Co. Augusta. Maine.
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m n IN Wholesale and retail Send for price-list
- Auk Goods sent 9. o. ID. Wigs made 70 order
bunuuU 4. BURNHAM. IL State street. Chicago
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
CURIOUS TRANSFORMATIONS.

The students of the school at Hampy
ton Roads, which is doing good work IL
educating Africans and Indians, have
an odd way of illustrating the meaning
of English words and phrases:
One altered line of Gray's "Elegy,'
"Nor cast one longing, lingering looE
behind" into "Nor cast one longing
loathsome look behind" because" he
explained, "ingering meant that they
were loath to leave"
Another, to illustrate the opposite
meanings of the affixes @pro and con,
quite innocent Of satire, suggested pro
gress and congress.
One of the colored students gave an
anatomical turn to Macaulay's stirring
verse, "And be your orifamme to-day,
The helmet of Navarro" by the impos-
sible exhortation, "And be your dia-
phragm to-day, The helmet of Ma.
Yarre."
This suggests the story of the little
girl who, in her examination paper; de-
fined the diaphragm as an important
porous tissue organ extendin' from the
collar bone to the hips"
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
MOTHER.
But, after all, she used to be good

"3ut, after all, she used to be good
20 U.s."
+ vas son who said this of his
"lat:.er. whom some nervous malady had
oTectaken, and who was certainly very
seri,'Fis trial to her family.
Tie young mans lie, too, was weary
ono. lie was a clerk on salary. He
va, i.ard-vorke.l through the day, and
1t vas depressing to go home at night
30 !aUlt-fiIlding and to fretfulness.
II.trle- still was it tc sleep, as this
soG lid, week after week and month
9fstar month, with all his senses half
awake, that he might hear his mothers
footsteps if they passed his door, and
hurry after her to keep her from wan
1eliIlg out into the night alone, as her
melancholy half-madness often led her
10 Try to do.
Strangely enough she had turned
against her husband and her daughters.
Only this one son had any power to per-
shade her for her good. His work by
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
ABOUT STRIKES.

From the ninth annual report of the
Pennsylvania Bureau of Labor Statis-
tics is taken the following summary of
154 strikes occurring in the State in
the last forty-fve years. Of these 42
were of coal miners, IS of factory opera
tives, II of puddlers and boilers, of
laborres, and 10 of railroad employees.
There were % in Allegheny county, 6s
in Philadelphia and 16 in Lackawanna.
The causes were: To secure better
wages, II; against reduction, AZ; to Sc
cure shorter days, 16; against the Or
ganization of labor, 3; to enforce union
rules, 10; against the boss, for regular
pay, and against store orders, one each.
The result was: Successful, 45; un-
successful, 66; partly successful, IL;
compromised, 13; result unknown, II.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
@What way?"

"What way?"
"Give me sheaf iv oats every morn
ing and feed iv bran every night"
Every night?"
ayes, every night. Do ye consint p
II do" said Pat.
"Well, then, set about it at wanst, :"
resumed the mare. But I want ye to
understand afore we sthart, I'll be the
same good-natured old mare that I hev
always been. Do as I say, and you'll
niver hear me again"
Pat got into the wagon, drove home
again, and rather surprised Widow
Hegarty by bringing to her little cab
in no less than five hundred weight of
meal, when all she had asked was one
hundred.
On his saying he wanted no pay at
any time for it, she was still m ore sur
prised, and ever afterward was loud il
her praise of Pat Delaney, while all
others continued to despise him, as he
deserved to be despised.
Widow Hegarty got her meal, and
since Pat would take no money for it
he got what were to him, let us hope,
more serviceable-the prayers of the
poor widow.
Nor were the other requests of the
mare unheeded. Every morning Pat
gave her the sheaf of oats, and at night
the bran, which sorely troubled his
miserly heart, and to be relieved of do
ing so he would gladly have sold her,
but his fear prevented his doing SO.
He did not work her so hard, either,
since the memorable day she spoke to
him, but always treated her with great
respect.
The mare, On her part, kept her
promise. She never again said one
word to her master, but continued while
she lived to serve him with the most ex-
emplary patience.
That the mare spoke to Pat he kept
for time profound secret, but by
degrees it crept out, as does every Sc
cret, until it was generally talked of in
the district, though few believed it.
We will say, in conclusion, that dur
ing the week the mare spoke to Pat
there was ventriloquial entertainment
being given in the village close by, and
that it was by the ventriloquist that the
widow was consoled.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
day and his vigils by night wore on him

day and his vigils by night wore on hin
sorely, but he never complained.
One day his sisters asked him how he
co;tyd bear it and be always patient
when she-mother though she was-was
in the house only as presence of gloom
and foreboding and unrest. And the
answer came:
"Dut, after all, she used to be good
to qtS."
and then the thoughts of all the
group went back to the years before
this nervous prostration came upon he1
when she had nursed them in illness
and petted them in childhood when
she had been "good to them" one and
al.
q know" the boy said, thoughtfully
"tllat I was a nervous, uncomfortable
child myself the first three years of my
lie. Father said he thought they'd
never raise me, but mother said, Yes
she would and she tended me day and
night for three years, till I began to get
strong like the rest Of you. 7 owe he1
those three years, anyhow"
And so he girded himself afresh for
his struggle. It will not last forever
There are signs which the doctors can
recognize that the cloud is lifting some
what, and no doubt before long she
viii be her old self again. And then
viii come her sons reward. He will
feel that he has paid a little of the debt
he owed to the love that watched over
his weak babyhood
70 many mothers, worn by long care
such years Of melancholy and nervous
prostration must come. And the sons
and daughters who find their homes
saddened by such a sorrow should lov.
ingly remember the days in which they
were helpless and mother was "good tc
them .s-Youth'S Companion.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30

the run of thirty hogs and $50 or 200
sheep and lambs during the summer.
Enough grain or bran are given them to
place them in good condition. They eat
every blade of grass and green things
close down, and every fallen apple as
soon as dropped, for which purpose
sheep are better than hogs, which sleep
so soundly as not to hear an apple fall,
but sheep are always on hand and de-
vour everything as soon as it touches
the ground. The fruit each year grows
fairer, with fewer wormy specimens,
ard the manure, from feeding so much
grain. has given healthy growth to
the trees. To prevent the animal gnaw-
ing the bark the trunk is washed over
once month with q mixture of seap-
suds, whale oil and sheep manure"
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
DENOMINATIONS FOR MONEY.

In his "Thesaurus, worthy old DIR.
Roget says it is cash, funds, bullion,
coin, dust, sinners, tin, blunt, rhino,
specie, the needful, etc. Washington
Irving canonized it as "the almighty
dollar" In slangy America it is fur
ther denominated in the bonds as cap
ital, pewter, ducats, greenbacks,
stamps, Doodle, rags, shekels, brads,
hard stuff, stakes, divy, scrip, lucre,
dingbats, pocket-lining, coupons, pad
ding, soap, root-of-evil, cent-per-cent,
retainer, bar-Teneer, sugar, tough-to-
get, easy-to-go, sinews-of-war, letter-of-
introduction, character,test, and titles
"ad infnitum. ."-AmeTicdqa Queen.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
F.EMALE FARM Kinds.
astonishing Evidence Elected at a ParIiG-
ntentGry Inquiry.
From the New York Times.J

From the New York TimesJ
Americans visiting some parts of Eu-
rope are apt to be shocked by the labor
imposed upon women, who work In the
fields, load dung carts and sometimes
harnessed with dog help to draw their
produce to market. But very often
things are not what they seem" in this
matter more than in any other. A re-
markable illustration of the attraction
that field labor has was afforded some
years ago in England. A contractor for
various kinds of agricultural work
formed a gang of young women whom
he took from place to place in the East
ern counties to perform hedging, ditch
ing and draining for farmers. This went
Oh for several years, until at length the
rumors of the evils from it assumed so
serious a character as to result in Par
lialnentary inquiry. The evidence was
remarkable. It all went to show that
the women positively delighted in
this free, active and nomadic life, and
one of its chief charms was the aston
islling health and strength they attained.
Their limbs became muscular, they
had the digestion of ostriches, and
aches and pains were unknown to
them. They, in fact, enjoyed the
most exquisite Of all human sensations
perfect health. How many American
ladies enjoy that for even five years of
their lives after 15? The other side to
the matter vas that the moral we'll
ioing Of these agricultural Amazons was
bT no means on par with the physical.
They bore children whom they regarded
as NJ intolerabie incumbrance, inasmuch
as they kept their mothers from work,
ard, consequently, it was ascertained by
a volume OF evidence, put these children
out to nurse. The nurse with whom
most children died was the prime favor
ite, and significant feature in the evi-
dence was that of druggists, who testi-
fed to the enormous consumption in the
district of those soothing sirups which
so efectually succeed in soothing in
fants out of their existence. It was in
view of the dreadful infant mortality
that Parliament interfered and sup
pressed the gang system. But the case
of the German, Flemish or Dutch wom-
en- who help husband or father in his
fields, is not open to this objection. If
the labor be not excessive it is desirable
It produces the strong, hardy women
who rear a stalwart race. Half the fine
ladies' who now find a few turns on
piazza almost too much for them would
be al the better for graduated scale
Of garden work. Beginning with a
quarter OF an hour day, they would
find at the close Of a month that they
could easily do their two hours, and
that they ate and slept as they had
never done before, while they forgot
that such evils as blue devils and nerves
had any existence.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
Blue JAY.
BY CELESTE NJ. A. wINsLow.

What clear Eote wakes the wintry air,
And sends a thrill of sudden cheer
Through these dark last days of the year,
When skies are cold and trees are bare?
A flash of blue lights up the gray,
Defying every wintry i'll,
Small wrath Of summer lingering still
On icy ground or leaf1ess spray.
I see you with sad surprise;
Thought the gloom had taken wing,
And the soft splendors of the spring
Should bloom before my weary eyes!
All summers of the long ago,
Too sweet to loiter by the way,
In those brief notes find voice to-day,
Lone singer, passionate, plaintive, slowI
And still the barren branches sigh;
The heavy clouds more grim appear;
My heart finds sorrow ever near,
While faint hopes tremble, droop and die.
and yet, hope flickers in your song,
hint of brightness, warm and true;
Brave Blue Jay, still wait, with you.
l wait-although the time be longl
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
THE FIGURE :: ID" and LOUIS XIV

Louis XIV. was King OF France. 1t
is a singular fact that if you want to
recollect the prominent events OF his
life, all you have to do is to resolve the
dates at which they took place into the
figure IA. Thus, Louis XIV. became
King in 1913; 1, 6, 4, 8, equals IA.
Again, he was born on the 18th day Of
September; count the letters in the
words "day of September and you will
find them to be IA. Again, he became
of age at IA, the legal age for Kings of
France. Again, he began his personal
government, at the death of AIazarin, in
1861; /, 6, 6, l, equals IA. Again he
reigned 70 years; multiply by 2,
equals IA. Again, he died at IT; and
z equals IA. Again, his father, Louis
XIII. died May IA, 1913; 1, 6, 8,
equals IA His grandfather, Henry w.,
died May IA. Louis XIV. died in 1451,
and SO kept the "A up even to his death,
for l, Z, 5, /, equals IA.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
MMArERhL.

Don't you have any schools lere?"
Had kind of school here last chow
der season, but the teacher was too
willing"
How so?"
"Oh, some Of the blue fishers asked
him if he taught that the world was
ronnd or square, and he said sem as
he WAS outea a Job he'd teach her round
or s4narc-i Just as the school Beard
wanted ]: teached. Sail !. was iuma-
tcYial "-Ne,c Yorh. StG5-,
THERE are epidarnics Oh noDleness ~
well as epidemics Of disease. -F,o,48e.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
A FARMER hired a harvest hand on |,

A FARMER hired harvest hand on his
assurance that he was never tired. The
same morning he found his man
stretched full length on the ground
After the farmer had finished his opin-
ion of that method of harvesting, and
reminded him that he said he was never
tired, the ingenious man admitted thai
if he didn't lie down and rest a good
deal he would soon be as tired as the
other fellows; and that was the only
way to keep from being SO.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30
4 QUEER MODE OF sELF-DEFENsE

Il
oldest of ali defensive methods is
that off swapping off the tail. The
blind worm, or slow worm, is little
snake-like lizard common in the Old
World When alarmed it contracts its
muscles in such manner and degree as
to break its tail off at a considerable
distance from the end. But how can
this aid it? The detached tail then
dances about very lively, holding the
attention Of the offender, while the
lizard himself sinks away. And for a
considerable time the tail retains its
cal ability OF twisting and jumping every
time It IS struck. The lizard will then
grow another tail, so as to be prepared
for another adventure. There are other
lizards which have similar power,
though in less degree.-PopatlGf Sci
e7lce Monthly.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30

THE Madagascar Times, published at
Antananarivo, the capital of that distant
island, known also as the Island of st.
Lawrence, is printed in the English,
French and native languages.
Daily globe., 1883-08-30

TALK about "unkissed kisses" and
''unthunk thoughts" It is unvoted
votes that make half the mischief in pol
itics.-NeaU Haven Register.