Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-14
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| 81 ~ tihhis NN'iiN iiN'iphFl
2Hs13s, anid II stage-driver 10 II rt'-
M, sIs mslendin' aud treacherous.
|tiH1a ~ no gives hissclf up to riotous
|Ketce I'm clans Is a goner from
(pWn,'
| driver shook his head mourn
aud spoke with All air of dtjec-.
Il rs he yunkcd the rcins To
The horses from becoming cog
|lt 81 the awful intensity of the
He WINS u long, round-shoul-
md cndaverous man, with Il
hteSl nnd II lantern jaw the sort
ban conccrning whom stories Of
Innate eating are often told.
b the sad-eyed clam got the best
biz ?'t
Nell, A should fritter. He got the
'OY me 20 bad that lost my teeth,
my eyes BACKED, and couldn't
pWn for three days. Y see me an
mute, Corky O'Kcefe-~which
|rlvea u wagon on the Mad son
loo llne has been In the habit of
a iishin' on II sunday. | don't
w Whether you knows II OF not,
kuch Is the iavorite aud customary
|'putiOn of the New York stage
|5r ON the day of rest. The stage
In which don't celebrate the day
khe briny beach amt worth II
|uentnickcl with hole In II.
Nell me an Corky has been fish
tOge4her fur matter of sixteen
H. Carries the bottle and CorlSy
|nnch. Sometimes we goes mp To
brewery at Gutenberg, SOME
" u Rock way, but mos
10 Staltin Han. Las
hay we took the Stattih Ham
and when we arriv' NJ the other
e Married for New Dorp~~which Is
'InR wc hav' been dom OH an oil
l}ls Aixtccn year aforesaid. But we
K never got To New Dorp yet on ac.
']E<fan uncommon agreeable beer
I}killn picnic grove ON the way,
tU3sWc Invariably stol : fur rest aud
&<rmeul. AN ends by stayin all
kKtt oil the water9"
Hula within II matter of mile oi
te fTpm the lower bay. cur visits
Gsihdays are usually peaceful an
',t here, bat lus' SUNDAY
ftll in with the Philistines. W,
Akurccly got sot down be
|thFcur accustomed tree wher
beard Il sound down the road, an
IA nex minute the McAllistol
|hKiip hncssy Association OF I'll,
ball ward, arriv' In regal spltndo'
| nhowdvT concli, with the oil
kelcr gone lame IN all hand
|Gk ~ PlootCrs. Now Corky /
|ed for hiss engagin' manners mnC
efableness with strangers an
|u{h II amt bccomin' fur ne Y
NJ personal remarks about myself
[ say as 'ow my intentions Is Away
MI | means 80 do the proper
wi ID make a long story short, III
E(nrky swung right with the boy
{ludWo hours Corky was turnin
khlhnd Hips on the HORIZONTAL bni
|hslln on his head on n beer KEY
|4l3ig hrash songs an otherwis
kiOciin' himself la Way which rt
|ts1 small 6 edit on the driver OF
kd'son av'noo stage.
| AS for myself, begun Ter feel hun
~ Is the case when Fin gcttir
|IioN 80 20 speak. such bcin' th
NJ, let fall few remarks col
|Min my powers of eatin', whlc
N indorsed by Corky an the liant
dE.ewhich he know'd me ian oil
llvcd Us tue members of the ass
|ttbn. 'rhercupon they made
5HTf which somewhat disrccollsc
| xhich consisted largely OF clam
&1{}an hour later begun 10 eat ihel
1NH They wux serve IN fciiiers,
ssts an' in she'll. / had slowed ava
<ch prcks--N
kk / said, continued the drive
IN chilung dlgnity, - had
|,Wtd away.--a-leving peck, vine
hi suddent lost my grip ai
nntled over back wards. a big M,
|IxN the Fourth ward kicked me
NJ &hck, and ser:
(3et up there, yoll" 80.
t(kpn't touch hin" seq 1orkyi NV
cx<z took that way"
't}E hats the matter via him ss
III ck.
''llrs go, clam stuck In the val