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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16
TELEGRAPHIG NEWS
Crooked Krunn.

st. Louis, l5.-Applicstior was made
this afternoon in the probate court by
the attorney of Mrs. Mary Manning,
one of the heirs of The Ford estate. of
which missing ex,JudGe Chester b.
Krum was administrator. for the appoint
ment of another person to take charge OF
the estate The attorney stated, from
an examin alton of the reeords, that false
stat ements and settlements have been
fled in the court. Mrs. Manning. in an
interview, stated that Krum had $40. 600
to $50, 00Owhich was due her; that he had
failed to make any settlement with her
for three years; that bis replies to her in
quiries we're oil evasive, etc.
Clarence Newcomb, Of Thiel's detee-
tive agency, returned to-day and con-
frmed his previous statement that Krum
had travelled with him from San Fran
cisco TO Ogden and Krum was registered
at the Palace Rotel, San Francisco, I'M
der tbs name of Jse. Kelley, and
travelled under that name. His ticket
was for Salt Lake City, but at Ogden he
suddenly changed his mind, saying he
would 90 TO Park City, mining town in
Utah, thus giving Newcomb the slip.
Nothing has been heard Of Krum's
whereabouts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16
Washington Wisps.

Warrington, Is The secretary of the
treasury gives notice that exchanges OF
continued 81 per cent bonds into per
cents, will not be made during July
next. The books Of these two loans be-
ingEthen closed for the preparation Of the
August 1st dividend. Continued bonds
received for exchange during July will
be exchanged upon the reopening of the
books, August let, the interest st 80 per
cent remaining to that date.
The President has appointed VIM. r.
Brown, of Kansas, register Of the land
Office at Larned, Kansas. vice Chas. A.
Morris. whose term of Office expired.
It is understood that general plan for
the reduction of the internal revenue
districts has been determined upon and
the question will be finally disposed OF
next week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16
Call to Rome.

Peoria, Ills, Is In an interview with
B ishop SpaldiDg this morning, the dis
tinguished prelste corroborated the
statement that the archbishops of the
United States had been commanded to
assemble in Rome next October, to Or
range the programme for the plenary
council to be held in America, The
business Of the council will only pertain
to ecclesiastical Offices in this country,
and not involving Irish affairs. It is
three months since Bishop Spalding left
Rome, and the above was the pontifcal
intentions at the time Of his departure
Plans Of establishment for the Catholic
university in this country we're immature
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16

ITO Do AS FOLKS OF FASHION
Do" in one respect at least, you
GLENN's SULPHER SOAP, which is
immensely popular among the elite
of society, and deservedly so, for it
is the most salutary Of beautifers
and purifiers. Sold by all Drug
gists.
HILLS HAIR AND WHIsKER DYE,
Black or Brown, soc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16

CDR. BENsoN's Celery and Cham
MOLE Pills are worth their weight
in gold in nervous and sick head
che."-Dr. II. b. Schlichter, of
Baltimore. +
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16
OK TRAIN FOR SALE.

Freighsers and Lumbermen
can meet with an opportunity seldom
offered nowadays, to purchase q first
class outfit, consisting of Fifteen
Wake OF Large, Fine Oxen, all
carefully selected and especially adapted
for road OF mountain work. Also Six
wagons, Icompletely rugged for freight
inc, with Yokes, Chains, Shoes, ETC., etc.
E9srvtbing new and in frst-claas order.
Tbe oxen have been we'll fed and cared
for during the past winter, and are in ex-
coIIent condition for work. The outfit
can be seen at Juab Station. Titan zen
trail Railway. For particulars apply 70
the Office Of Kimbsll q Lawrence, hlm-
ball Block, this city. splo
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-06-16

SHIL0H'S CURE WILL imme-
diaJely relieve Group, Whooping
Cough and Bronchitis. Sold BY q,
G. M. l. Drug Store. 40
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
HUMOROUS.

A "sUMmER FAILURE" In the interior
of the State started out the agent Of O
New York wholesale house tho other
day, and when he reached the town he
found no satisfaction beyond an empty
store. 'Do you claim that you sold
out the entire stock ?" he demanded in
amazement. ''Every single article" ."
"And where's the money ?" "Well, you
sec, that's where was lame. + went
into business determined to make the
town howl. I had $4,000 worth of
goods. 1 contracted for $500 worth of
advertising and printing. Then 1 put
my prices down to 80 cents Oh the dol
lar. What L got for the stock I paid to
the printer, aud came out only % cents
behind. I call that mighty CLOSE figur-
ing for man who was peddling fish up
to year ago |" eyes, but you owe us
$3O00" howled tho agent. "Tkat's 80
THAT'S so, and I'm sorry for it. I
don't care 80 much for the SO cents I
owe the printer, for he'll carry me sixty
days, but that $4,000 l owe you does
sort o Illustrate me every time I think
of It,"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
DOMEsTIO.

HEART AILMENTS INDUCED by SMOKING.
Out of eighty .one great smokers ex-
amined in France by medical expert,
twenty-thrce are reported as exhibiting
al intermittent pulse, independent OF
any cardiac lesion. and this intermitten-
oy disappeared on the smoking habit
boing abandoned. The effects of smok-
ing Oh children from to 15 years of age
show not only palptation and intermit-
tent pulse, but chloro anemia. The
results of observation in this line in re-
spect to women smokers-some forty to
fifty cases-sbow that most of them
suffered from disturbances Of mens trua-
ton and digestion, and about one-tlfth
OF the number presented very marked
inte-mittency OF the pulse, without any
lesion OF the heart. These latter defied
all methods of treatment, however skill
full, frequent or prolonged, the difficulty
yielding only with the suppression OF
tho habit.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

GEORGE w. PECK, CT milwaukee,, is
carrying his right hand around tied up
III big silk handkerchief. He has
heen bothered almost to death with
anxious inquiries rs to the nature OF the
trouble under the handkerchief, and so
he has issued the following addressed
to "The general questioning public:"
''This ID boil. Not carbuncle.
Just boil.
L know you have had boils bigger
than mine, but this ono is big enough
for me. am no hog. l don't want
the biggest boil.
Yes, 1 have tried flax seed, bread and
milk, and slippery elm ponltioes. Each
ls better than the other, and all of them
are frauds.
No tho ''Bad Boy" has not been play
ing joke on mo. This is no Joke.
Yes, think it is oussedness working
out of me-.
Yes, it has broke. That ia, it has
made an assignment.
''No don't want another"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
Hollow Cheeks,

pale, nabby skin anu limbs Ill clothed with
hesii, Indicate poverty OF the blood. The
specdlest and surest way to Increase Its nutrl.
Tying properties, to impart yigor and cOmpen-
safe for undue waste OF bodily tissue, Is to use.
with persistence and regularity, the incompar.
aolo Vitalizer and aid to digestion, Hostetter's
omach Bltters. A wineglassful OF this agree
Die medicinal elixir three times day soon
mahltests lts benetlccnt action in an improve
ment OF appetite, sicep and spirits. increased
bodily substance, and the return of color and
ioundness to haggard, wasted checks This
supreme preventive counteracts the effects of
severe mental labor and bodily ton, anxiety
III ar or water, and tropical heat. 1t is n
roilaoie safeguard against fever and ague and
renttent le0rile disease, anu oyercJmes ConstIpa-
ton, INDIGESTION, liver complaint, rheumatism
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
ARTIST Cooks arc expeumentino W

ARTIST Cooks arc experimenting will
Am erican navors, and arc rewarded b.,
plquant results in very odd combina
ti"n. 1t is well known by old Virginia
gor,rmands that gumbo soup, that rich.
est of southern dishes. is not complete
unless sassafras leaves are added to the
compound, and they are used rs sea.
soning with roast raccoon. The flavor
of black birch Is very ngreenble III choc-
olato, with which it harmonizes more
finely than vanilla; you can try it by
dropping Il checkerberry lozenge or two
for swectening in your cup of cocoa in
the morning. Tho mild muscaane, the
frost grape and nntive Catawba yield
the finest, highest bouquet to all sorts
of confcctionerles, creams. jellies, SAIL
ces. The sharp cider jelly, sold in
small flrkins, is finer to serve with
roasts. from turkey to venison, than
either cranberry or the traditional Eng
lish currant Jelly.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
AT THE SEA SHORE:

''Well," says a bather to an old gen.
ernl, "what do you think of Nj. b.,
whom L introduced to you ?"
can excellent man, but without mem
ory. l have already described the same
bnttlo to him twenty times, without his
having noticed it"
,1Tbe hather movea on and meatino
M. Is. says:
"Well, what do you think of the gen
eral?"
"a very brave man, but he has nc
memory. He keeps telling me the
same story. In short, he is an old
bore"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

A LOVELY tidy, which will brighten
up dark chair is made of two strips of
shaded scarlet satin ribbon. Paint q
little green vine and two or three daisies
on the ribbon; betwsen the two strips
put all insertion made of hand-knit linen
lace: ON the edge put lace made in the
same way, pulling it at the corners so
that it will lie out fat. Of course torch
on may be used for this, but the knit
lace is little later style.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

DEER SOUP WITH RAIsINs. Boil q
good quantity of raisms previously
washed i'll a small quantity OF water,
with slice OF white bread, till the raj
sins nrs quite soft, then add to this
good, strong sweet beer, TIL it is of the
consistency of soup; thicken it in the
proportion OF ono tablespoonful of flour
mixed smoothly with water, and two
yolks Of eggs to each platctnl of soup,
beat it well together, and add little
sugar and some powdered cinnamon; it
should bo about tho thickness of pen
soup.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

BECHAMEL SAuOE. Blot's
r'rine f"r this IL considered excellent.
"ell together two ounces of butte,
one tablespoonful of flour, thol
,lu pint of milk; set the saucepan
over the fire and stir continually; when
turning rather thick, remove; beat the
yolk OF all egg to light cream with q
teaspoonfuI of water, turn it into the
alicc, mix well again, add salt and pep
per to taste, and it is ready for use
This sauce may be made with oupful
each OF milk and venl stock.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
From, experim cnts in Caracas. Va,

From experimc cnts in Caracas, Venc-
Zuelu. M, V. Marcano concludes that
the cycle of the circulation of the sap OF
intertropical plants Is completed within
% Of "a 7sEs sha 9K tMe
inner pressure OF tho sap is inferior to
that OF the atmosphere during the dry,
but fur greater during the rainy, season
"a phenomenon attributed in great part
to tho water absorbed by the leaves.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

NERVOUS AND NEURALaIO HEADACHE.
bromide OF potassium il pronounced
by highly medical authority valuable
remedy for this ailment-- many head
ache, it il declared, being kept in check
and tho seizure cut short If q full dose
Ii taken rs soon as discomfort is felt,
particularly if the patient can go to bed
and obtain sleep. Again. if compelled
to be about, twenty grains taken in a
little sal volatile and water will lull the
nervous centres, and so calm tho cere-
bral clrculntion; or ten.grain doses.
with carbonate of ammonia Ill etlerves.
ccncc with citric acid, will sometimes
have IN equally good effect. No ill
effects arc ever known to ensuo from
the bromide, even when administered
III considerable doses.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
On Thirty Days Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts and Electro Appliances on
trial tor thirty days to men (young or old)
who are afflicted with nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran-
teeIng speedy aud complete restoration OF
health and manly yIgor.-Address as
above.-N. B.-No risk Is incurred, as
thirty days. trial Is allowed,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
Como Never to Return.

GARD NhK. hlE.-Alr. Daniel Gray, O
prominent lumber merchant writes that
his wife had severe rheumatic palns;so Sc
we're as to render her unable to sleep.
From the first application OF tho famous
German Remedy, st. Jacobs Oil, she ex-
porlcnced unspeakable relief, and IN two
hours the pain had cntlely gone.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
MnlnMl I.rnI Ilnir Rnsinror-

1t tlS"niirrly different from all others. II is
rs clear rs water, and Il ITS name indicates Is
arerirct Vegetable Hair Rrstorcr. Itwilli i'm
hlrilafcly Tree the head from Il II ,landrutf. re-
slor' gray hairi" Ills natural color, and pro-
1uc'a 1 new growth where 1t has fallen off. 1t
ur'F j,nf ,iN e. s----,.~,
which sulphur, sugar of lead ami nitrate of
RilTrrprenarntiunsh have done. 1t will change
Nsht or fad"d hair in n few days to II bcaulifm!
glossy brown. Ask yuurtlruggist f0rit, Each
bottlelS warranted. SMITH, KLINE & CO.,
Wholrsalr Agents, Philadelphia, Pa. and
y. N. CRirrENTON, New York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

MENsMAN's PErroNIZED BEEF TONIC, the only
preparation OF beet cOntninin! Its entire nutrt
HOuS OI"ltHS. II contains bo ,d-lnaking force
geleratt and lifc-susainng properties; iuyai,la-
pie lor IN gcston, dyspepsia, prostratlon,
fcobled conditions, whether the result OF eXhaus-
tton, nervous prostraton, over-work or acute dis
case, particularly II Resulting from pulmonary
complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprletors,
Now York. Sold by druggists
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

Tie influx of the rural population of
countries to cities Is regarded in Europe
with alarm and regret. If fewer mon
with improved machinery will now do
tho work formerly required OF many
moro men and women in the agricultur-
al districts, why any such alarm or re-
gret2 An almost equally sane howl
would be that there are now no galleys
to transport emierants to this country
across the Atlantic instead of steam
ships.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

OLD lace ouAtains that have little
holes in the netting can be made to
appear whole when they are laundered.
Take piece of lace, or very thin mus
In, and when the curtain is starohed,
starch this piece also and put it over
the spot which needs mending. 1t will
show very little If at all, and the starch
will keep it III place.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

The citizens OF Geneva intend to ut1l.
lze the flow of the Rhone to furnish
power euough to give electric light to
all Of the CITY. The Council of State
is to determine the matter at an early
date. Much natural energy now be-
ing dissipated might thus be turned
to profitable account in ana near other
cities.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

In A NEWPORT BouDoIR:-"Ohl he
is such charming gentleman. Aud he
did not make his money in vulgar trade,
either. No, indeed He owns n bank;
for L have heard people who knew him
speak Of 1t. 1t is in Western CITY
named Faro"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

IHIs is the way mean country edi-
tor tries to crush n man who thinks he
possesses the "divine atllatus:" can
esteemed citizen, who is sending about
fifteen pages of original poetry every
day, is respectfully informed that if he
doesn't let up, ono of his pieces, with
his full name attached, will be publsh-
ed. This warning is given III the inter-
est OF his family and friends"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

''THE last link is broken," the fellow
said when he kissed hls gtrl goodbye
forever, at her request, because her
parents wished dissolution. A few
days after, he received a note saying:
'Dear George: There are plenty more
links; come and break them"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20
On THE Boulevard.

X, meeting a friend, the other day,
SAID to him:
'Ihere are some people who arc
never content. | have just met an in
tlVldual who regrets the days when he
had corna on his feet"
'What M original character -
eyes only l ought to add that, to-day
he has two wooden legs i''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

A FRIEND said, recently, to one OF the
youngest authors of the day, who is as
modest as he is inteIligent
"Do you know that all Paris is talk
ing about you2"
ooh I" replied the author sm1llngly,
call Paris must speak very low, for 1
have not heard it,"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

10 broil fish clear fire is required.
Rub the bars of your gridiron with drip
ping or a piece of beef suet, to prevent
the fish from sticking to it. Put good
piece OF butter INTO dish, work into it
enough salt and pepper to season the
fish. Lay the fish OH 1t when it is
broiled, and, =Yith knife-blade, put
the butter over every part. Serve very
hot
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

II tho "Medical Press" is to be Gre Ii.
ted Prof. Schuethauer, OF Pesth, in
making post. .mortem examination of a
woman about 70 yours of age, dIscov-
cred that the spleen was not only absent
but had never existed in the person of
the subject.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

A LITTLE boy went into the country
on visit. About the frat thing he had
was bowl of bread and milk. He
tasted it and then hesitared a moment
when his mother asked him if he did
not like it, to which lie replied: eyes,
ma; l was only Wishing our milkman
kept cow"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

PREVENTING MOULD. 10 insure paste
from moulding put into it proportion
OF alum and resin. A few drops OF any
essential oil Will preserve leather from
mould, and single Glove put into a
bottle OF INK will haYe the same effect
upon it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

SPANISH ONIONS La GKEcouE. Peel
th tho outer skins, cut of tho pointed
end like cigar, put them in = deep
dish, ana put piece of butter and n
little salt and pepper on the place where
tho point has been cut of; cover them
with plate or dish, and lot them bake
for not less than three hours. They
Will throw out n delicious gravy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

TAKE sOMETHINa?" said q STRANGER
TO crowd IN Third.nvenue saloon, as
no advanced to the bar. "Don't-care-
II DOR ohorused the gang, jumping to
their feet and advancing to the front.
"Woll. then," exclaimed the stranger.
as he swallowed and paid for glass OF
liquor and broke for the door, take a
JokeP They took it, whilo he took of.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

Orders have been given to commence
the building Of the masonry for the
Lugno Tenere at Rome, and proposal
hns also been submitted to the Minister
of the Interior for the construction of
pontoon ferry, capable of taking
a train of "a cara across the Straits of
MCsslna.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

. 1 AaiA m'NASTER WHO FAILS to interest bis conoreo,.
non and build up his church generally accused "s
% not studying hard enough SThat not always where the trouble
dull sermon mo dyspepsia and liver disorders are responsible for anv
ann,rats =; % @ many vacant pulpit When the onncs doesive
refuses o do rs ~tHg dg and his nerves pain
ts1 You will see y ye es3 suffering Bit
zehn of Codorus P S, 9 on next Sundays preaching
Mr. White Of ROCK i fSn se,s made him. The
Iron b!s1s is minister but for ali Ino people,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

THE old lady came down to breakfast
in bad humor, and sharply addressing
her son: said. "Charlie, did you leave
TINT whisky bottle on the parlor tablep'
"No; [ guess dad left it, "Why do
you guess your father left it p "Cause
it's emptyl''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

ONE may utilize eli mating, Which
is no longer fresh enough to look we'll.
by putting it under carpets. It can be
cleaned perfe city by washing it Oh both
sides with hot salt and water; hang it
on line outdoors to dry,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

Ihere is geological station to be ca.
tablished in Java, If tho funds are forth.
coming. DIR. SHUTTER has charge of the
matter and will no doubt carry the pro.
leot to a successful termination. The
field is good one.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

''WHAT makes you drink as you dop"
exclaimed Mrs. Higgleton, turning to
her husband, who steadied himself
against the door and surveyed his wife,
s'What makes me drink as L do?" he
repeated, with an idiotic chuokle.
"Oause there amt no other way to
drink" ....:..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

HoRsE-RADIsH sauce Is preferred by
some people to the plain grated radish.
Take two tablespoonful each of made
mustard and white sugar, half a tea
spoonful OF salt, one gill of vinegar.
Beat these together and pour over as
much grated radish as it will moisten
sufficiently.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

"Golden Medical Discovery" Is not only q
sovereign remedy for consumption, but also
for consumptive night-sweats, bronchitis,
coughs, influenza, splitting Of blood, weak
lungs, shortness Of breath, and" kindred
druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

A SMALL boy Of four sunni era was
riding on n hobby-horse with compan-
ion. tie was seated rather uncomfor.
tably Oh the horses neck. After a
reflective pause, he said:--"I think if
ono OF us gets off I could ride better. "
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

HAY FEVER. Since boyhood have been
troubl' Il with Catarrh and Hay Fevor, and
was unuablr to obtain relief until l used
Ely's Cream Balm. 1t hts cured me.-E.
l.. CLIcKENEK EK, New Brunswick, N. j.
HAY FEVER. Having been afflicted with
Hay-Fovcr for years | gavo Elys Cream
Balm trial. | have had no attack since
using it.-E. u. RAUCH, Editor Carbon
Co, Democrat. Mauch Chunk, Pa. Price
81 contS.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

Any person having bald head and fail
Ing 10 see the benefit to be derived from
the great petroleum ha,r renewer Carbo-
line, as now improved and perfected, in
the face OF the vast number of testimonials
from our very best citizens, ls surely gong
It blind.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

PIE PLANT PuDDINa.-Wash and ont
tho plc-plant i'll small pieces; cover tLu
bottom of pudding dish with it, then
put i'll layer Of bread crumbs and plen-
ty OF sugar, and so on until tho dish il
full; add httIo water, and only little
as the pie-plant is very juicy. Mako a
sance to cat with this of melted sugar
favored with cinnamon,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

IAN, THERE THE KUD r. Bather No.
l: IL say, Charlie, I shall be glad OF a
glass OF ale when 1 got outside; shan't
you? the-bye, why is it people got
80 thirsty after coming ont of the wa
tor ? Bather No. Q: IL don't know.
unless it il because they rub themselves
dry
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-10-20

AFRAID OF rUBLIoITY: "Why don't
you advertise inquired country
editor OF a Joweler. ''Becanse I'm not
going to lot burglars know what a big
stock OF goods have on hand" he re-
piled.