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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-06-19
The Presidents Joke.

! Warrington CaPltaI
President Arthur is fend of playin!
pratical jokes. An incident occurred
at the White house recently tina
afforded considerable amusement
a party of Mr.. Arthur's friends were
here on g visit from New York. TIL,
president had shown them through
the White house. The party we're
loud in their praise of the improve
ments i'll the presidential mansion
Coming through the east room, Oh
general reception room, Mr.. Arthur
halted and said in the most seriou;
manner
do you see that colored man
standing over there ?" pointing to a
we'll preserved specimen of the Afri.
can race. well" continued the
host, "he has remarkable history.
"How SO ?"
"Guess," said Mr.. Arthur.
"An exiled king ?" said bewitch-
ing young lady of the party.
IAN ex-street commissioner ?" OBJ
served a practical Wall street broker.
Neither" said the the president.
"Listen =! He has been sold into slav-
cry over 700 times
'Impossible."
"Fact, l assure you," said Mr..
Arthur.
1.-The cOlOred man was called
over and questioned.
my good man." said the Wall
street broker, sis it true that you
have been sold in slavery more than
700 times ?" The colored representa-
tive showed his white teeth and bow.
ed.
Remarkable" was the general
"What are you doing now ?" was
asked.
"Well, boss, I'm travelling with an
Uncle. Toms Cabin company. / am
put on the auction block every night
and sold"
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1910 for a few thousand dollars are
worth to-day s250,OO0. Many years
ago he deserted his family, and, in
company with persons Of bad repute,
went to California to start life anew.
Bad luck followed him, and reverses
followed reverses until be landed in
the poor-house. on the Pacific slope.
His death closes an eventfnl career.
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THE WAGES OF A SPY.
What it Costs to Secure the
Services Of a Divorce De-
tective"

Philadelphia Times.
Argument was heard by Judges
Thayer and EIcock yesterday on the
rule to open Judgment for $3.50
obtained before Magistrate Martin
against John Carr. a liquor merchant,
by Detective VIM. d. Franks, for
services in connection with a proceed
ing in divorce. The detective set out
in depesltions taken in opposition to
the rule, that he had worked for Mr..
Carr from the middle of October last
till November Z. His business was
to follow Mrs. Carr and ascertain the
places and persons whom she visited
and report to Mr.. Carr, who was seek.
ing evidence upon which he could
legally rid himself of his spouse. The
detectives charges for this edifying
work was SIS day. A night was
rated as halliday. After docring
the woman's footsteps and hang ing
about her house for nearly month
he gave up the spy's Office as fruitless.
He reported that ne could fasten No
crime upon the object of his espion.
The woman became conscious o: the
fact that she was followed every
where. As she stood in her parlor
she saw the detective lurking on the
other side Of the street. IF she went
out by day or night she would BE- sure
to perceive him somewhere behind
her. She grew nervous, and when.
ever she went abroad she always,
even in spite Of herself, kept looking
around for her pursuer. When the
fact that his business had become
known became clear to the spy he
informed his employer that it was
useless to follow her any longer.
Mr.. Carr, in his dispositions. says
that he had already paid the detec-
tive, in small sums. $50, which was
more than a just recompense. The
in view of the fact that he |
was sold and near-sighted," agreed,
Carr declared, to work for him for
$3.50 day. He had seen the detec-
tive, he said, in conversation with one
Of the persons whom he suspected of
enmity towards his household and he
believed that the detective had played
INTO his wife's hand. The detective,
however, denied all the arrangements
md said that it was part Of bis bust
ness to "pump" even those whom he
vas seeking to get into his power.
When Carr entered his suit the detec-
i've served number of subpoenas.
The court took the matter under con.
liberation.
The subpoena in divorce is now re-
urnable. A prominent q ttache of the
ustom-heuse, a lawyer of high stand.
ng and the proprietor of a fashionable
estauraut are cited as correspondents.
hrs. Carr denies all the allegations in
Ter husbands libel. She did not know
he principle one of the correspondents,
he declares, until she was introduced
o him by her uncle. after she had sued
er husband for support in the deser-
ion court and obtained an order for ,
IL week. II
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The Man Who Owned Milwaukee

The Man Who Owned Milwaukee
Milwaukee Special to Chicago Tribune, May 80
There died at an early hour this
morning at the home of the little
sisters of the poor. a man with some.
what remarkable career. Capt. James
Sanderson, who, score of years ago,
was known by nearly every inhabitant
of Milwaukee. During the last few
years. since his downfall, his old
friends hare lost sight of him. James
Sanderson came to Milwaukee from
Cleveland as master of the schooner,
Nancy Dousman, in 1885. He was a
man whom the old settlers cannot fail
to remember from his many eccentric.
tiles and peculiarities. He was ma
tive of Massachusetts,, and was man
of more than average ability. At one
time he was possessed of large means,
but he was reduced to poverty long
before his death. A year ago news
reached the city that he was living in
a poor-house in Oregon. The pion-
GERS raised a purse and sent for him,
and secured a good home for him with
the Little Sisters of the poor. In
years gone by he was great lover of
fast horses, and the old settlers tell
many amusing anecdotes of his track
experiences. He was one of the pion-
eer owners of fast horses in this city.
Capt. Ssnderson settled in the town
Lake in 1886, where he built frame
house and barn. The house is still
etar Wing and Low in the city, on
Grove street, south of the railroad.
This was his home until he lett the
city, While here he was the owner
of all the property known on the old
maps as Milwaukee proper. Forty
acres that he sold between 1886 AID
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ALAKESIDE MUSING.
How a Giddy Girl Lost Her Devot-
ed Lover.
Chicago Tribune.

Chicago Tribune
You are too tart"
A CHASTITY, pie-crust pallor that is
In strange contrast to the rudy flush
of his new necktie passes swiftly over
George w. Simpsons face as Berry
McCloskey speaks those words, and
as they stand there together in the
dim halt light of the conservatory,
the soft perfume Of the June roses
csming through the open window on
the signing breeze that is kissing the
saw-buck whose hasgard form is
sharply outlined against the weodshed,
he feels ins,inctively that this woman
the only woman he has ever loved,
and to win a smile from whom he
would brave the horrors Of Inferno or
90 to St. Louis in Julv-has been
makinga toy of his affection. The
thought is maddening one, and as
it surges through his brain and start
on the return trip almost without
pause, the agony is so overpowering
that the strong man reels, and would
have fallen had not his pants been too
tight.
"Ds you know what you have
said, Beryl ?" he asks, bending his
face close to hers and looking with
pitiful, pleading, man-on-third-base-
and-two-out expression into the beau
tiful brown eyes thar are upturned to
his. But there is no light of love in
those duskv orbs no warm, respon-
isve. >you-may-hold- me. a-little-whiIe-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
CLEAN. Around the dropping mouth
there are hard, tense lines, and on
the white brow. that is fair as the
cyclamen leaves scattered over the
lawn of Brierton Villa, there comes no
rosy fush-sweet messenger Of love
and Notwithstanding but the
faint, perjury odor OF homemade
bandoline. And as she does not an
swer him, but stands definantly, only
the irregular cracking of her liver-pad
telling of the emotion that Beryl feels,
he turns away, steps through the open
window upon the veranda, and an
instant later is lost to view.
MY God :" exclaims the girl,
as if she had mislaid her shoe
buttoner On matinee day, II have
driven him away !" and hastily push
ing aside the honeysuckles that cluster
around the window she goes hastily
,ut into purple twilight that hangs
/ mantle over the earth and calls to
him.
There is little stir among the IL
acs and syringas, and an instant
alter George has clasped her to his
''And you do love me, after alp
be asks.
She laughs softly. as if bewiIdered
~ her sadden happiness, and then her
yes ell with tears as she softly strokes
his face. 1
Eyes, darling" is the answer, sand
'ou must come to supper now. We
re to have hot biscuits. / made
hem myself" 6
"You made them ?"
"Yes," she whispers, "made them
il by myself" l.
Then" he says coldly, "you can i
let love me" and starts for the gate.
The girl follows him and cries in a
ow, despairing wall for him to come I
'ack. But he does not heed her. t
On and on he goes, when suddenly s
he sees him throw up bis arms, as t
be drowning man does when battling |
nth the very air for existence, and t
isappear forever. Z
He had stepped into post-hole.
he Man Who Owned Milwaukee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-06-19

SHILoH'S CATARRH REMEDY
positive cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria and
Canker Mouth. For sale. by Bard & Mil
Ter
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The Family Doctor.

Try cranberries for malaria.
Try sun bath for rheumatism.
Try clam broth for a weak stomach.
Try cranberry poultice for erysipelas.
Try gurgliag lager beer for cure OF
sore throat.
Try swallowing saliva when troubled
with sour stomach.
Try eating radishes and yellow tur-
nips for gravel.
Try eating orions and horseradish
to relieve dropsical smeiliDgs.
Try buttermilk for the removed of
freckles, tan, and butternut stains.
Try hot fiannal over the seat of neu-
ralgic pain, and renew frequently.
Try taking cod-liver oil in tmato
catsuo you want to make it palatable.
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People who 60 to look for board at
Cape May are treated with consideration
due only to European crowned or bald
heads.
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Application for rates to clubs should be made
only to the ORC Of Re Company in New Or
leans.
For further information write clearly, giving full
address Send orders by Express. Registered Let
er or Money Order, ada ressed only TO
NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La,
Or ". A. DAUPHIN
607 Seventh street. Washington, d. C
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So Great haste is not always good
speed" Yet you must not dilly-dslly in
caring for your health. Liver, kidneys
and bowels must be kept healthy by the
use of that prince of medicines, Kidney
Wort, which comes in liquid form or dry
both thoroughly eficacious. Have it
always ready.
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SHILOH'S CURE WILL Immediately
relieve Group, Whooping cough and Bron-
chitis. For sale by Bard Il Miller.
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A NASAL INJECTOR free with each
bottle of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price
so cents. For sale by Barb Il Miller.
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CROUCH on Rats 81

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
Druggists.
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incorporated in 1863 for Is years by the Leeisla-
iure for Educational and Charitable purposes-with
CAPITA! OF 81 ,00o, 00e-to which a reserve fund
Il $3.50, 600 has since been added
by an overwhelming popular vote its franchise
vas made part of the present State Constitution
adopted Decemher2d. A. n 1879
me only Lottery ever voted on and endorsed by
the reope of any state.
IL never scales or postpones.
ITS Grand Single Number Drawings
take place monthly.
SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY TO
VIZ n FORTUNE. SEVENTH GRAND
DKAWING, CLASS g, AT NEW ORLEANS
TUESDAY,, July 10, 1883 Il 5Sth Monthly
Drawing.
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Louisiana State Lottery Conoanv

we DO hereby certify that we supervise the ar
engagements for all the monthly and semi-annual
;it 49, % me Louisiana state Lottery company
thu III person manage and control the drawings
themselves, ana tnat the same are conducted with
aonesty harness. and In good faith toward all par
Ties, ana We authorize the company this GER
titeate, with facsimiles Of Our signatures attached
in its advertisements"
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Session Acts for Sale
For 1888 and 1S41, State of Missouri.
33dtf ]. WEST GOOpwIN
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MONROEHO

Corner of High and Monroe Streets.
w. w. Wagner, Proprietor,
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo,
Thoroughly Renovated and Refurnished. Patrons
supplied with frst-class accommodations. Accom-
modating and trusty pOrters to all trains. Tele-
phone connections to all principal parts of the city.
4-s-d3m-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-07-20
Are Our Sheep Improvingi

The report of the Department of AZ.
riculture gives the number of sheep fol-
1861 as 81, 500, 900 and the production OF
wool as $1,000, 900 pounds. This gives
an average fleece of 2.55 pounds In
1870 there were $4,000, 900 of sheep and
100000 pounds of wool. This gives
an average fleece of 1897 pounds, and is
gain of SIS per cent. in ten years. This
result does not look like backward
movement in this industry. A gain Of
55 per cent. in ten years ought to be
considered very good progress. There
has been no report from the Department
as to the production of wool during the
period between 1870 and 1880, but there
has no doubt been steady progress
during this last decade. Sheep are
kept for wool and carcass, and this
large increase in the production of wool
indicates a corresponding increase in
the weight of carcass. We must there
fore conclude that our focks are making
satisfactory progress. This progress is
largely attributable to the use of purely
bred MerinO rams upon the rough, thin
wooled natives ewes of Colorado, Cal
ifornia and Texas, as well as of the
Western States generally. And, with
this desire to improve the form of the
sheep, has come a clearer perception of
the relation of food to growth. The
modern sheep farmer, who has studied
his business is now well aware that a
large finely-formed animal represents
generous and judicious feeding.
ttOfaal Lite Stock Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-07-20
FARM AND PRESIDE.

If ink is spilled on colorcd goods
that will not bear acids, soak them i'm
mediately in sweet milk boiling hot
Chicago Ne,os.
Winding string tightly around
the body of limb in June or July will
cause barren fruit trees to yield the
following season. The string should be
cut the following winter or early spring.
IN T. Herald
Tea cake: One egg; one cup sugar;
one cup milk; one pint flour; a lump OF
butter the size of an egg; one teaspoon
ful soda dissolved in milk; two tea
spoonfuls cream of tartar.-TOled0
Blade.
I'm sowing wheat be careful that no
foul seeds get into the ground through
the drill or by the hand of the sower.
Have your seed wheat perfectly clean.
An hour spent in making seed clean will
save day or week in the future in
Graduating weeds.
Bread cake fried may be a novelty
to some cooks. To two cups and a half
of bread dough, allow one cup and a
half of sugar, two eggs, a quarter of a
cup of melted butter, half a teaspoon
full of salt, and a little nutmeg. Knead
them well into the dough, using as
much flour as is needed to make a
smooth dough. Let it rise then until
it is very light, then knead again and
cut out in fancy shapes; let them rise
again and fry in boiling fat.-M. Y.
Post.
"A plan in use in Australia for lead.
ing cattle, said to be very effective, is
as follows: Tie the end of the rope
around the base of the near horn; pass
the line across the forehead, back be-
hind the horns and under the back
of the. near ear, thence up be-
tween the ropes and the animals
forehead. When hauled taut a hitch
is made which takes in the ear,
the least pressure upon which, by pull
ing the rope, it is said, prevents the
most obstinate beast from hanging
back.-BoSton Post
"A good dish for supper is made by
taking piece of round steak, spread
some butter on it, and then cover il
with a force meat made of bread
crumbs, highly seasoned with pepper,
salt, and sage; roll the steak and fasten
it together; bake it, basting it freely
with butter and water. When it is
tender take from the oven and let it get
perfectly cold. Cut it in slices right
down through the force meat and all
The Household.
1t is a singular fact, says the Anaeri-
can Cu'ticator. that gypsum or plaster
of Paris is so little used. The cheapest
of all mineral fertilizers, and the one
best adapted to clover, its use rarely
extends far beyond the localities where
it is dug and ground. There its cheap:
ness insures large use by neighboring
farmers, who find it very profitable.
Probably farmers at distance could
do as well with it, and they could at
least give it repeated trials to learn tQ
what crops it is best adapted.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-07-20
Are Trichina Killed by Salt I

The prohibition of the importation o.
American pork by the German Govern
ment, on account of the alleged pres
ence of the microscopic worm known
as trichin8 has awakened large de.
gree of interest among pork raisers and
shippers in this country. That trichina
are sometimes found in pork (and in
some other food fiesh) is not to be
doubted. That proper cooking of meats
for food destroys them is unquestion.
able. That all authenticated cases OF
injury to health arising from the pres.
ence of this microscopic worm were
traced to the eating of uncooked or hall
raw meat is fact. But that the sailing
of meat destroyed the parasite is still 3
matter of doubt, or, at least, it is q sub.
ject of dispute.
On this point United States Consul
John Wilson, stationed at Brussels,
makes some statements, based on his
own observations. He says:
II have myself been present when
officially appointed microscopes at
some of the abattoirs of this country
have been engaged in examining Ameri.
can pork for trichina, and have been
invited by these gentlemen to see for
myself, through their microscopes, the
peculiar cell and spiral coil of the ami
NAL; but on carefully examining them
L have only observed, blended with the
tissue and minute salt crystals, the en-
tombed animal, evidently as destitute
of life as the structure in which it was
embedded.
a. 1t is claimed by most trichinic OBJ.
servers that the process of generation
and birth of this little animal invariably
takes place in the stomach and intesti-
nal canal, and that within few days
from its birth it has so matured as to
penetrate the walls of the inteStines and
rapidly make its way through the vari-
Gus intervening structures to the remote
muscular tissue of the animal it infects.
there to be speedily encysted and en-.
dowed with a subsequent dormant ex.
istence of several years, during which
time its presence occasions little or no
Inconvenience. Of this theory of the
life and movements of this little worm
L can only say that it involves an almost
unparalleled exception to the law gen.
orally regarded as determining animal
life, and ought not to be accepted but
upon the most positive proof. The law
governing parasitic existence in living
tissue usually involves the speedy death
of the parasite after the pabulum upon
which it feeds has passed from under
the domain of vital force; hence, unless
this tiny worm constitutes an exception
to this law, its life must be short after
the organic structure upon which it
feeds has ceased to live
Consul Wilson very pertinently adds
that '.if salt really kills trichine, and
of it have scarcely doubt, it is evil
IDENTIFY an injustice on the part of foreign
governments to lay an embargo on our
pork product, which, of all others, in
order to secure it against decomposition
on long journey to foreign markets,
is better sailed than that of any other
country. Scientific american.
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Blessed Benefactors.

when Q board Of eminent phynciAnS Gn6
chemists announced the discovery tAat ~
combining some wellknown valuable reMo-
dies, the most wonderful medicine was pro
duced, which would cure such wide range Of
diseases that most al other remedies could 30
dispensed with, many were skepticeI; but
proof Of its merits BY actual trial has dispellsd
al doubt, and to-day the discoverers Of that
great medicine, Hop Bitters, are honored and
blessed by all as benefactors. Those Bitters
are compounded from Hops, Buchu, Malt,
Mandrake and Dandeli0n and other oldest,
| best, and most valuable medicines In tho
world and contain all the best and most curar
tive properties OF all other medicines, being
| the greatest Blood Purifier, Kidney and Liver
Regulator, and Life and Health Restoring
Agent on earth. No disease or III health can
possibly long exist where these Bitters arc
used, 60 varied and perfect are their opera
tons.
They give new life and vigor to the aged and
| .nirm. To all whose employments cause If
regularity of the bowels or urinary organs, or
who require an Appetizer. Tonic and mid
highly curative, tonic and stimulating, with
out intoxicating.
No matter what your feelings or symptoms
are, what the disease ailment IL, use Hop
| Bitters. Don't wait until you are sick, but II
/ you only feel bad or miserable, use the Bitters
at once. 1t may save your life: Hundreds
-
will be paid for u case they viii not cure or
help.
Do not suffer yourself or let your friends
| suffer, but use and urge them to use Hop Bit
ters.
Remember. Hop Bitters is the purest and
best medicine ever made; the "Inyalid's
| Friend and Hope" No person or family
should be without them.
Z" was troubled for many years with serious
Kidney and Liver Complaint, Gravel ETC.; my
blood became thin; 1 was dull and inactive:
| could hardly crawl about, and was an old worn
| out man ali over, and could get nothing to
| help me, until got Hop Bitters, and now am
| q boy again. My blood is pure, kidneys are all
| right, and am as active as q man of 30, al
though am 72-FATHER."
/" For ten years my wife was confined to her
bed with such q complication of ailments that
no doctor could tell what was the matter or
cure her, and used up q small fortune IN
| imbug stuff. Six months ago saw Q. 8.
| flag with Hop Bitters on it, and thought
would be a fool once more, and tried 1t, but
| my folly proved to be wisdom, and two bottles
| cured her, she is now as well and strong as any
mans wife, and it cost me only two dollars.
III. w.. Detroit, Mich"
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Singular Credit System.

Two months ago Pole in Schuylkill
County, Pennsylvania, opened saloon,
and proposed TO run it on the credit
system. He was patronized by his
countrymen, and being unable to read
or write English, he requested the
English-speaking frequenters to charge
themselves with the amounts they were
indebted. One day last week he started
out to collect his bills, and some of the
most prominent business men in town
were startled by the presentation of
bills for drink received at ''Polish
Jake's." A glance at the book showed
'.Henry Ward Beecher" indebted for
S42; John b. Cough" for S35; ''Ros-
coe Conkling," for S37; FREDDY Geb-
hardt, " Tor Sl7; "Mrs. Langtry," $50,
and '.Mace and Slade" charged with q
bill of $40. The sheriff has closed out
the saloon. The losses are 500. War
rants are out for the arrest of number
OF young men who are charged with
being implicated in the afiair.-N Y.
Tribune.