The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-08-22
Nasty.
Mr.. Nasty and the Democracy ofthe Cor.
ners are DIssatisied with Kentucky.

August 10, 1883.
There is widespread DISQUALIFICATION
among the Dimocrisy Nv the Corners and
l confess to sharin in it myself. When we
heard that Dorsey, in 1880, he'd gone into
Inieany with $780, 1000 and boughtup Dime
krats at even the ridicklus price Nv 81 a
bead, the iron fust entered our sole. No
body comes to Kentucky corruptly buyin
NV US up, becoz We are countid on ez en-
tirely sheer anyhow.
/ hev netist in politix that the men witch
wuz bought up wuz alluz them witch wuz
onsartin. The stiddy voter, the man witch
kin alluz be depended onto, get no crums
Them is throwed 10 the doubtful iellers,
wich joodiShusly hold off till they find
which way their interest lies Them are
alluz the ones witch are seen.
The trouble wuz intensified when we
heerd that Jedge Hoadly, Nv Ohio, paid
$50, 900 for delegates to seekoor his nomi-
nashen. s50,000l Deekin Pogram drawd
long sigh, sayin that it wuz the one re-
Rret nv his life that he wuz not an 0hioan.
$4,000! That money joodishusly and exit
ably dividid wood make many mau COM
Portable, in State wher the best OF likker
is only ten cents per single drink, and pro.
porshunately low by the quart.
Issaker Gavitt sed he he'd borne the heat
auA burden Nv the day for yeers, but he
had never he'd chance to be corruptly
bot up. 1t wuz q burnin shame. Kernel
McPelter sed he he'd never reserved any.
thing ceptin an occasional inyi,ashen 10
take suthin, witch, however convenient 1t
mite be at the time, Good not be depended
onto e. reliance. -a- lrs -.
Bascom remarkt that 1t wood be better ef
we he'd Republican party In Kentucky, SO
ez TO stir the Dimekratic feeders up to the
expenditoor Nv suthin just afore conven-
shuns and eleckshuns. He he'd brother
in the 'sloon biznis at Peterville, in Ohio,
witch alluz calkilated on hevin hundred
or two dollars every fall from the Dame-
kratic candidates to yooee in joodishus
treetin, and his place wuz good deeI more
part NV the Dimekratic organizashen
than the nooeepapers. The heit Nv the
Dimocrisy Nv that seckshuu didn't under
stand noosepapers, but every man Nv EN-
Good realize wat three figgsred drink Nv
moo whisky meant. That language they
oil understood.
l sympathizs with EN- fully. Wat the
Dimocrisy Nv the Corners wantssis more
Dorseys among the Republicans and more
Hoadlys among the Dimokrats. Wat we
need is man wich wants to be Governor
wich will cum up like man, with his
pockits full Nv money and say to a delega.
shun: Here, want TO be Governor. l
hev SCI, 900 about my person, wich 700 are
welcome to. Durbin Ward wants 10 be
Governor, too. Very good; he hez the rite
to run. But hez he $4,000? How much
kin he pay 700 for yoor votesl Nothing?
Well, then, wat good is he to voc? Here's
the boodle!'
And then we shood take his $50 900 and
nominate him. That simplifes polytix.
That makes the dooty Nv the average Dime
KRAFT so cleer that he who runs may reed
the fggers on bank-note. It does the
proper thing for everybody. Jedge Hoad-
Iy wants to be Governor-heg gifts tive
want $40 bills, and We git EN-. And the
man witch buys his nominashen In this
way ginerally intends TO make it up out Nv
his oils, alter he 10 electid, ther Gums sub
sequent divys wich gives us comfortable
subsistence and makes things easy all
around.
The Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky, hungerin
and thirstin, espeshly thirstin, demand in
thunder tones that they must be corruptly
bot up.
The Dimocrisy nv Kentucky want to
know who is the fucher porseys and Hoad-
lys, and do they mean business in Ken
lucky?
The Dimocrisy NV Kentucky want to
know Ell they amt with ez much per head,
ez the Dimocrisy Of Ohio and 1njeany.
l think we shel encurridge the organiza.
shun Nv Republican party 10 Kentucky,
so ez to git 1t close enulr to make Dime.
krat's vote with suthin. The Dimocrisy Nv
Iujeany and Ohio hey the bulge on US.
They cit actooal cash for their votes, COM
mensin with the Convepshun, ez delegates,
aud endin with their votes at the poles.
That is becoz ther Is opposishep to the
Dimocrisy It them States. We lauguish on
okkashenel drinks, and now and then
loan from candidate wiCh wanlH-a little
bigger majority than any one else.
The Dimocrisy ny Kentucky wich fur
nishes the votes will never be happy ill
The Renublikins cit shoy enutfin THE State
to hey 'em send porseys down here to cor.
ruptly buy us up at SO much head, and
the Dimecrals git Hoadlys enuf to spend
1000 for nominasheu. Then the rank
and file Nv the Dimocrisy will hev money
in their breaches list the same as they do
in Ohio and Injeany, and the 'sloon biznis
will he nut upon cash basis.
We shell to.wGnst permit the organization
Nv Republican party at tho Corners, al.
loyin Il to sit 3ist large enough to be
dangerous, and not large enough to con.
trole. Then gascom will be better satisfied
and we shel all be happy.
PETROLEUM. Y. Nasty,
VI (Statesman.)