Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-11
KING HENRY VIII.

ness.
The circus lion is not so fierce as thew
paint him.
Late to bed and early to rise is cool
weather proverb to despise.
Honesty is the best policy when you
play with transparent cards.
Anything for quiet life,'' as the mer-
chant said when he quit advertising.
Mr.. Arnold should tell US not in mourn
full ,ssnumbers" that Republics are but
dreams.
1t Is said the Prohibiiionists are the
only people in Massachusetts who hold po-
litical meetings on Sunday.
Early frosts cut short the cranberry
crops in many of the Michigan marshes
Glad to hear 1T. Gobbler.
A review recently started in Indie is en-,
titled Cream, the intention being TO skim
the magazines of Europe and America.
Prince Bismarck is said to have sup
pressed eleven newspapers in Alsace-Lor-
raine, and placed eleven others under po-
lice control.
The garter conferred on the Duke of
Argyll is that of Lord Beaconsfeld, which
the queen has from sentiment never filed
up till now.
Cardinal Manning states, in Paris in
terview, that there will never be diplo-
matte link established between England
and Papal Rome.
YES" said the man who desired to
avoid observation, 81 did enjoy being
married! Everybody looked at the bride
and bridesmaids. I wasn't even glanced
at"
Queen Victoria has been overwhelmed
with poems commemorative of the death
of John Brown, and acknowledges them
with her eusograph-so if any one desirea
it he has only to send an elegy.
MorristowR, Tenn, has G. woman bsrbe +
who does thriving business. When a
man ID in hurry he will consent to be
shaved even by woman; and did man
ever go to get shaved when he wasn't in a
hurry?
The demand for cotton seed oil for a
variety of uses is increasing, bat produc-
ton is increasing faster. Mills are
springing up everywhere in the cotton
growing regions. The result is discour-
aging outlook for producers.
A Buffalo man has gone insane from
trying to realize the ''awfulness OF space"
If he could have fallen off g fence six feet
high, we reckon he could have sufficiently
realized what deuce of distance it
must be from Jupiter to the earth.
About this time the fur store man puts
up his stuffed bear in the window and the
man with the big dog comes in and
crowd is quickly collected, and the owner
of the bear sues the owner of the dog for
damage to the bear and the window and
showcases.
A revival is in progress in colored
church in Murfreesboro, Tenn, that has
been going on there ever since the close
of the war. Should think some of the
deacons would be about ready to take
day OF, to 60 homo and saw little wood
and get shaved.
The wheat crop for 1883 Is 100000, 600
bushels less than year age, but the crop
Of 1882 was the greatest in the history of
the country, and 100000 bushsIs were
left over, so that the surplus for exporte-
ton will be about 160, OO0, 600 bushels and
Europe will want it all at a good price.
The tomato is extensively raised in
Southern Italy, and employed there as On
accompaniment to nearly every dish, par
ticularly to macaroni. Bat neither there
or anywhere else in Europe is it common
ly eaten, as it is here, separately and in
quantities. In England it is sparirfly
produced, requiring q hot-bsd ID the
spring, aud is in consequence high priced.
A street railway manager of the city of
Cleveland, Ohio, computes that every week
day twenty-five hundred street cars pass in
and out of Superior street down town. He
says that if those cars, With horses at
tached. could be put in line they would
make a procession between fourteen and
ffteen miles long. The daily average
numbsr Of passengers carried by these
cars is over sixty thousand
Carnivorous animals in tie Philadelphia
geological gardens feed On horsehesh. Old
and broken down horses are purchased
from $3.50 to So in winter, and es the
hides, hoofs, etc, are sold for about g. 80,
the cost is reduced practically to q mini
mum. In summer, however, owing 10 the
demand for them by huckstsrs, Who use
thsm in pedaling fruits and vegetables
about tbs streets, the pries Of horses is in
creased 70 about $40.
New York papers report that edibles of
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