The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-05-10
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Ths nisdea~ are sad 10 have $780,
Cos 600 god. M yssdsri'ia cnly has
sl.osi 9oo.uo.ppo
--ons vie ts0ss ssys thai 10 Tie ooun'
~ thsy blo~ born before diEber. but IN
tom they ials ono
--ahy IL scssdsi lora 1T social
gsihsuns liks az css tree 10 The sprihg'
Beasass sbs u aissys the lsai 10 leave
II Yea saBi 10 ecosomtEe. dont write
49, letters antl the FIRST Of ocsotsr
Thea ysa can saves c~ut spIeee on then.
-g.al.l 4 deaf. eumb snd bliDd man
Wildcat srms a. legs 20 80 10 Tennessee
and accept the position Of STATE treasurer
Oscar MilJss resent statement that be
''iecls ~ hiusself' reminds us thai ,h's 10
sisgsi ii,s right time Of year for eating
green.
"a mountain Of pssussl soap bias been
discovered ia Wyoming. II is said that
oil tho Indians are moving away from that
siciplly.
.- llic following lic as appropriate lasi
no. "An old lads Ia Holland serabbed
Lrr .iilias room. ayor an,il she fell through
IL ieas tbs crllat.
Ill has D.cusar lash lonabl. IN high car.
ele. ~ be married as early as six O'Clock
in the nofsiug Inis gives q fellow
loas lay 10 repent 10,
-'Dso vas schonst enough. budt dree
vas w. blvadly.' rmsrked Hans, when
BIZ. sir asked hlln 10 take her mother
slaas 18th then, 10 tLs dance.
Kate Fisll Is reported as having de.
elined many brilliant mate es. She act
eJ wisely. Tor when match becomes bril-
liant Us utility j. sell nigh ended.
Viii yvu plesse tell me What rock
AUD rye" Ia, and what II is good for
lElilh |. is mixture OF rock salt aud
rye bread. aud is good for dyspepsia
lit is limited that Gil the bother abou.
Queen vio,oria's falling down stairs was
bn, a clever dodge preliminary TO grand
featuring ,our through the United States.
"A country debating society should
wres,ie with the question: Resolved. That
a deaf man who walks on the railroad track
Is bigger fool than man who points =
gun al friend.
- Al old lady called at shoe store Sat
urday for pair OF shoes for her husband.
whats the size, madam" asked the
clerk. The largest you have. The size
OF his feet is unlimited."
la digging a we'll at Glencoe, MINI.
Wild buckwheat seed was found twenty
feet below the surface. and the finders
concluded that the man who planted Il
must have been awful drunk.
When dishonest cashier runs of with
the bank funds, the directors are sur
prised and panied" When on honest
cashier asks for an increase OF $3.50 q
month the directors are Mortified
Everything seems to move in circle.
While. for Instance, the lawyers are look
ing up the authorities the authorities are
looking up the criminal. and the criminal,
in his turn, has TO look up the lawyers
= Some observsnt genius has calculated
that ia the United States there is one COW
10 every four people. 1t is believed that
the same ratio exists in fashionable society,
there being calf to every four Young
men
They we're Boosting about ancestry.
my forefathers," said John, "came over
from England on the Mayhower." And
my ancestry" says Pat, kim over from
England on the suniiower. It's aesthetic,
am"
Johnnie, how many bones are there
10 the human body?" Whose human
bojyg miner" Yes, yours. for instance.
"Caat tell. You see. I've been eatin' sbad
for breakfast, and that upsets the anatom-
zeal estimate at once.
"A young clawyer appeared before
Washington Judge with his umbrella I'M
der his arm aud his hat on, aud. in his az. |
i,stion. be forgot to lay either aside before
speaking. Hadn't you better raise your
umbrellai" the court kindly suggested.
"A German professor asserts that chlo-
ride OF lime is good antidote for snake
poison, when introduced under the skin |
near the wound. II may be; but Texans
still cling TO the old antidote which is in
tro lace under the nose near the chin.
"A phila,lelphia man. who lost bis left
thumb anl fingrr 10 planning mill. has
had verr COOL substitutes for them made
OF rubber. There il fortune 10 this mis-
fortune. All he needs to do TO get rich y
20 hire himself out to put down carpets.
--"ls be- mean manf" asked Jones OF
Robinson. "well. hes just so mean
vas the reply. that il be had any Of the
milk OF human kindness 10 him he would
make i, nine ienihs water. aud try to sell
l, ~ pure cream at thirty cents quart.
imp. cuniYus father IN Law IN answer
10 circumstances from his daughters
husband against hts quarierins himself on
item; My ION, ~hAt does the Bible tay
about hospitality son-in,sw: IN tell
you shsi j, says .lon. visiting Well.
VIA, docs il sayg" 1T says; visiting
the iniquiiy Of the fathers npon the chill.
irvn
= Bishop Peck. Who tips the beam 1t
three hundred. or thereabouts. was at one
time attending conference where the amp.
ply ~ i,rsie wss not equal 10 the demand.