Morning journal and courier., 1883-11-07
Excursion Incidents.

How . Body of Politicians Were Revived
 and Discovered Something Valuable.
 The Tammany excursion to the late state convention at Buffalo were surprised on their return trip last Friday by the introduction into their midst of two attractive-look cases marked in bold, running hand, 'sTip- pecanoe.H This laconic inscription somewhat troubled the placid breasts of the leading dis trict leaders, who were on the alert to capture the scalps of tagging County delegates, in re- tAlistion for their appropriattng Tamnaany's thunder.
 As the train steamed out of the Rochester depot,a young man gently touched the should CT of Hon. John Kelly, and gesticulated in the direction of the cases aforesaid. Mr. Kelly at once took in the situation, and, linking the arm of the young man, went forth to inVes- tigete the secret of the mysterious boxes.
 'Tippecanoei" exclaimed the well-known leader. s'Why, knew him and Tyler, too."
 tsYes," calculated delegate Plunkett, "we were bosom friends. Tip was good old soul, and so was Tyler, too"
 These bursts of extempore wit had tho ef- feet of bringing the different delegates to their feet, and one and all lot loose their fund of pungency upon the Tippecenoe" cases.
 'Let's open them ?" suggesteda delegate; and in the space of 57 and one-hslf seconds I the contents of the cases were undergoing critical analysis, when it was found that Tip pecanoe' was 8 preparation far superior to 1 any bitters now, or ever known to the public. As the delegates slaked their assimilated thirsts, they one and all praised ''Tippecanoe" end Tyler, too, while complimentary remarks | were made by such adopts as the Hon. John | Kelly, George W. Plunkett, William H. Hull | lihan, Senator Treanor, and many others. It was generally conceded that 'FFippecanoe'' had the effect of infusing new life and ener- 1 gy in the ranks of the assembled warriors | and clearing their intelIects after the very l severe physical and mental strain incident to 1 the convention, so that while 1t was consid- | cred at first simply palatable drink, 1t proved 1 to be 8 preparation which nos only refreshed, 1 but was unquestionablv the best remedy known for dyspepsia mal-assimilatton of 1 food, stomach disorders, general functional 1 Arrangements, constipation, tired feelings. malaria, blood disorders, skin eruptions, loss of energy, feeble appetite, bilious headache. etc. The combination of delicious drink | with a wonderfully efficient remedy is as grat- | flying as it is rare.
 The above truthful incident, regarding the l new preparation which is being introduced l to the public, and is certain to superssde all l 'tbitters, "is taken from the New York Stand
 ard of recent issue. "Tippecanoe" is pre- pared by MT. H. H. Warner, of Rochester, | N. Y., who is known to every man. woman and child in the land as proprietor of War ner's Safe Cure, better known as Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. In addition also to ''Tippecanoe," Mir. Warner is just in troducing Safe Rheumatic Cure which h' personally guarantees to cure ninety-fve pel cent of all rheumatic affections. The popu l Iarity of the Safe Cure, together with thu
 high personal standing of MT. Warner, make
 this the most complete and responsible guar
 antee possible. The peculiar name of ''Tip
 pecsnoe" is, as we learn, adopted to proven
 the fraudulent limitations which always fol low meritorious articles Its principal ipgre
 dients were used by the Harrison family il
 these early days and became famous for eff 1 ciency at that time. The terrible revelation
 made by modern health statistics indicat
 that something must be done to check thu
 ravages of disease and stop untimely deaths
 Thousands of persons are dying annual.
 from no other cause than thoughtless neglect
 The slight symptoms of uneasiDess, head ! aches, constipation, stomach Arrangements
 nal assimilation of food and other simila
 troubles are often considered of too little i'm portance to require attention or treatment
 They are therefore permitted to continue un
 til the health is broken, the constitution
 wrecked and the life exhausted, when by
 timely use of the right remedy health nigh
 be secured and life prolonged.