The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-08-30
EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.

EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.
Il viii be observed that Mr. Slade
still continues To fight shy OF Marion,
the home Of Mr.. Boyle.
Topeka Capital: There lie very little
reason for surprising that the govern
ment will pardon Hick or Boyle.
Foraker clubs are now being organ
lied In Ohio preparatory TO knocking
the crop Of Republican persinmOns.
"The next time have any truck
with Boyle I'll Try the experiment. OF
| sending TumbISsOme."-9. w. Click.
There are very lev homIcIdes being
committed In Kansas City now cOnsid-
eEing the activity Of the flower mission
ct that place.
Council Grove Republican: Some Of
the EmpOriA liquor sellers have come to
the conclusion that If prohibition does
not prohibit les id expensive.
Oscar Wilde, 1t is said, has become
quite plump. II will be q source of
general qualification 10 learn that the
great @sthete has grown fuller In the
lower esIsters. F 4.
An exchange has an editorial on ''Ths
Revenge Of Ara We szers unable 10
give IL careful perusal. but infer that il
treats OF the presentation OF military
dramas by amateur companies.
Al exchange says that SAUNA has
"lAw clnb." This substitution for the
old term Of "bar association" is q very
delicate concession TO the friends and
advocates Of prohibition in Kansas.
A boy baby has just been born at Chi
cago without ears. ThIs delormity, Of
course. practically precludes the pOssI-
bility Of his ever attaining ~ political
prominence in the greenhack party.
The sea serpent industry seems Ia be
phenOmNAslly inactive this season. but .
pleasant F0mARes issseaRelipg sroand %
the effect that Vanderbilt disburses
1900 600 per annum in private chart
ties. sos ma So 3
"WhAt is the matter with the sun ~
shriekS the Ottawa Republican. Such
iDqniEies. cOnalng from the Kansas
press, must have an extremely depress-
ing effect upon the advocates OF temper
ancs reform.
The Atchison Globe notes the fact
that ihe Chicago News has not yet an.
nouneedA tA0 arrival OF Eugene Field.
1t seems that Mr.. Howe IL not aware of
the fact that the minIon man OF the Kan
Sas City Journal has exclusive control
Of Eugene's bureau this season.
The Rev. Mr.. TslmAge refused to even
taste the wine that was poured gratia for
him at a Kentucky hotel table, even
though the waiter assured him that 1t
was diluted beyond all chances of in
tOxication. We belleve that profession
al gymnasts, as . rule. are thoroughly.
Abstemious In their habits.
Wandering Alone in the TWllight''
and "Wnsn Golden Autumn Comes
Again" are the titles OF two new songs
recently incubaisd at AtchisOn. For .
town that has met with % many chill
Ing reverses In the direction of securing
. pork house. Atchison IL developing q
very creditable measure of lyric culture.
The appearance OF Madame Janau-
schek at Topeka tonight will dispsl the
illuElOn In the minds OF many excellent
people at ths state capital that Marie
AnlOineits Il the heroine Of one OF Mrs
6oathWOrth's novels with .. stage
adaptation. TIE Legitimate drAma Is q
potent and foCcibls fec.or IN the grand
work Of popular education. y
II Father Baker, OF tie Common
wealth, lie giving any attention thls sea-
son 10 'spOOk" theology, We would like
to have him inform the public what the
Prince ConsOrt thinks Of the conduct of
Queen Victoria, who employs all of her
time when she is not eating and sleep
ing in weeping over the grave of John
Brown, her late body servant.
The Wichita Eagle has lad co slider
able to say regarding the agricultural
possibilities of the region in which il
cIrculates, but after all the public can
form but an imperfect idea regarding
the resources of Sedgwick county until
the canvassers appointed for that pur.
pose report the number of candidates
for sheriff in that section of the slate.
The Kansas City papers have been fol
weeks glOating over the fact that tht
bummers of that town 90 over TO Wyan
dotte to get drunk on Sunday. and nov
It Is announced that Slade, the prize
fighter, being driven out Of Missouri
has gone to Atchison TO go Into train
: ing. We hope this thing will let up be
: fore they get TO calling US poor younl
Kansas"
A quarrel between two Greenwood
county 1Armers, over . division fencs
has been satisfactorily settled by arhi
tTatiOn. Persons having in their posses
sion swords and spears will please talx
notice and proceed, at their earliest con
! venience, TO convert them into plough
shares and pruning hooks. The prophe
Isaiah evidently knew what he was talk
ing about.
, Mr.. Kersey Coates, of Kansas City
. has been interviewed regarding tn
/. proposed Slad0- Mitchell prize fight Ant
gives IL e. his opinion that II thes
, parties come 20 an agreement to poun,
each other 10 death the sport ought I
be permitted 70 60 On. This is vieV
Of the case that should not be too light
~ dismissed by the authorities.
e The Kansas State Journal observes
3 "The ENPORIA News crows and brag
like e boy with his Arst pockets, owe
Q the fact that Beecher IL 10 lecture Their,
When the lecture has been given, an
all the preachers on the Sunday follow
. Ing denOunce him a. an inhdel, Il
. News will side with them, and lAmeI
t ths Injury done their town by the d
Q moralizing lecture" That kind /.
, comfort Will do very we'll, Brother Rec,
d. for summer dIes.
1t has probably noG occurred to meGeO
illogical scientists that the rapid mu
q duplication Of bras bands In Kansas hi
had some thing 70 do with The immunit
y from atmospheric disturbances WhiC
y the state has enjoyed this season. "
v haYe always fAneisd that If there is an
u thing on earth thst cyclone would fe
" . natural dslicecy In tAcklIng, is WOuI
Be brass band lust catering upon q
x snbjugatIOn Of their horns and no
II books.
When Governor CTittsndsn. Of Nj
:" souri,, goes TO Kansas City he engages
:. sky-pATlOF, orders the hotel-keep
= with whom he stops to hang out
smallpox signal, and admonishes q
- porters and bell boys that their liV