Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-12-15

"heil tue TRAM Is stoppeu Dy announcer
train the prices become some what in
fated.
Sour Stomach aud Constipation Of
the Bowels cured by DR.. Duncan's
Liver aud Kidney Medicine. For sale
by all druggists. x
A cynical man says his wife is only
halt like a telescope. He can draw
her OUT, but he can't shut her up.
Palpitation of the heart, and Swim
ming in the head cured by Dr. Dun.
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine.
For sale by all druggists. K
Judge: See here, prisoner, if you
do any more lying you won't get off
with three years" Prisoner. "But,
Judge, how many years dye s'ppose
y'd gimme if | told the truth ?"
A sure cure for Flux and Diarrhea,
Dr. Duncan's Blackberry Elixir. 1t is
pleasant and harmless. For sale by all
druggists. x
"There is no disgrace in being poor"
we are told, and we are bowling glad
of it, for there are enough disadvan-
tages about it without that One.-Bos-
ton Post.
DR.. Duncan's Vegetable Liver Pills,
better than blue mass or Calomel.
They are mild and pleasant. Try
them. Foo sale by all druggists. X
1t could be nothing less than pure
genius--the highest regard for the eter-
nal fitness of thiugs-that led the bill
poster to paste that 'NOtlce to Milk
Dealers" on the corporation pumps.
-"One bottle of Wilder's Chill Ton.
ic cured me of a chronic ague, and my
wife's neuralgia"
GRATEFUL BENEDICT.
A LAWYER was summoned as a wit
ness IN certain case. The Judge,
finding that the witness was lying bad
ly, interrupted him, saying: 81 beg
of you to forget your profession and
tell the truth"
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap,
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions of
the skin cured BY Duncan's Ointment.
For sale by all druggists. X
A little three-year-old, while her
mother was trying to get her to sleep,
became interested in some outside noise.
She was told it was caused by a cricket,
when shesagely observed: mamma,
| think he ought to be oiled"
The blessings Of life are many. Live
long and be happy. Don't neg lect a
cough or cold. Keep yourself well
clothed in changeable weather and al.
ways keep bottle of DR.. Wistar's
Balsam of Wild Cherry in the house
hold. A single spoonful will cure a
cough or cold. Its continued use will
cure consumption.
1t would never do to select women
to all offices. fla female sheriff should
visit the residence OF a handsome man
and explain to his wife that she had
an attachment for him, there would be
a vacancy in that Office IN about two
minutes.
Adam pruned and peeled the
wild cherry tree, and Eve tea ed all the
family from its potent bark, when cvlds
and coughs prevailed the same great
remedy for bronchitis, consumption,
asthma and every form Of cough is still
employed, but much improved, under
the name of Wilder's Compound Elk.
tract of Wild Cherry buy it and try
it.
Cook-"M Madam, why are the eggs
so small lately ooh, that's the
fanlt of the farmers wives.
They take the eggs from the nests be
fore they have had time to grow to
the ordinary size. German Joke.
A one-cent revenue stamp is about
all the value there is to the large packs
of horse and cattle powders now sold.
If you want strictly pure article get
Sheridan's. They are immensely valu-
able. Sold by j. B. Ritchey.
Nervous debility, indicated by loss Of
memory, universal lassitude, constant
fatigue, vivid dreaming, unnatural ex.
elements, dizziness, etc., is quickly
cured by using DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla. This remedy
puri6es the blood, strengthens the weak
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