Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1883-03-17
QUPS or THE HOUR.

li4hthss WAS sinking !as, AT lAa, tie
news came ,ha; all was over Alas
cried Fogg. stfsA sinking Bos,on iran.
script
Ma, he asked a, dinner. who vA
Charo,tee Russo Oh" said una, ".hs
was one OF them old Queens ,hA, mad.
trouble during the Resa urcn N Y.
Nail aud Express
Rcd headed stadent TO professor: Pro.
lessor why Is j, ,han you never seem 10
recognize me- Oh the street, Professor
Well, Mr. X the truth is | am slightly
eoloF blind Harvard I.ampoon.
Yes said the father. Il ike 10 Asvs
/ my daughter have beau, on the score o,
economy Il she didn't. some o. the other
members o. the family would occupy the
pArfor and burn gas, = Boston Pos,
my, what is the matter with your
! hands asked the elder Mss Burnside o.
/ Algernon Seikirk. who wa. making a.
evening call / was GU, this a.,ernsooa
taking little turn a, the oars replied
! Alkernon, the athlete and the damp wind
has charped them Ism, it TOO tuuuv
how you men will go on, n cold, stormy
weather just for exercise, Mss Burnside
girlishly remarked and then she murmured
III getting weIi-on towards $ thirty ,year.old :
tone ot voice and gaziug q, her shapelv
weddingrlnsless fingers would like to
have my hands chap-ed A few moments
later the frs, chapped her was ended =
Rochester Post Express
lie was just out Some Of our city stores
arr constantly annoyed by children coming
to the door and asking for cards, empty
boxes and that sort oil things. The clerks
are OF course down on the youngsters and
the warfare never ends The other day
little girl opened a store door and. sticking
her head in, called ont Say, mister have
You got any empty boxes No" said
the clerk, not very politely. Go, any
cards No. Got any aimanacs z
10 Go, any empty bo,,lesf' No
Got any pictures No Got any
sense? No yes-no-yes s-yon misera-
; bic little wretch and the clerk few on, OF
Ia" door. but the youngster was up in the
next alley making faces at him. and hs
came back madder than he had been since
his salary was reduced -Steub.nvill~ Her.
aid
A 'Ff-tisr view OF it: sJme ti-ues what
appears to te very wicked wish may turn
"''i 10 be entirely proper and kind Os a
certain man vino had JUS, died a sweet tem
pered Christian neishbor SAID, solemnly
John Stark is dead. and | do hope with all
MY heart he has gone 10 we'll one of Mr.
Vanderbilt dashes will express the ioca-
Il. Tie n mister was shocked And wha,
could he have done to you 2 he asked
hat yon Indulge in a hope Of tha, Kind =
ph, ~a- ne reply, my hope Was based
: on my love Tor my fellow met John was
sqpeer BODY He never belonged 10 an or
ean'aton Of any kind but soms how hs
managed to smash the whole thing in = li,,ls
: while ami thought that perhaps i! he ha.
gone 10 the place above mentioned there
u woaIin bs much leis by the tune YOU ana
; get beg pardon, par>on. Anon
lHE most bashful yonng man Ia Penn :
eyigania Ives IN I;eaiing He had coar,sd
young woman IN a mid sor, OF ,ay for .
+ long 'i,ne, bat lever had been able 70 max.
: hho~n his Intentions IN an in,ellig Z ole
. manner During his leisure moment. he
. TAUGHT lha yoan. woman .eIesxaphy and
IL asl week gA.n.d her consen, 10 stretch =
Il teeg1aph ~.re between her home ard BIZ
Q boarfilns house The IRE, message tha.
came y the yoiug woman was a proposal
), ef marriage Although ,hs Answer VA. al
!. tt4t any reasonable person could expec,
i yei the ,oar1z mnD - di.iadsr. tina. na
. as1 moi venture near the hou.e FOR ton.
g dag. lie tr.c comm aica,4on finally oe =
came 'e3 SLOW. however, asd IN. young
a m.n vent 20 The house IN person. The
!. and telegraph Instruments are nov Tor
!, yopas usat oagnt 10 os happy.
ip>rftslYE erid.oes an a4stin man
j ~ap mace ptoi9n. .~isr.p ,hfoaga Max -
+ ssses - sasn. nsee.sisns details o: h.s trip
lie says Ii II waen re ~as IN The c.sT 0.
Z A-xaeo - ~. shown sss ough he I'D build
IS inss converts and s4k Ia were erected ~
i 'be >psasafds Ia .s1s ~s!l OF one 81 tue
= a.c.snt D. ll!n-s &c noticed = small open
-. ard he naturally lnqairssi o: Is H~x,-
ean s4Ets stat u means. lie VAS .o1
TIA: :: ors q Tee. baiiirxs IN ~hsct
z cfts "a. ~sre walie-. ~ alive aa, ~.,
! &c go ot-'na: hole . lie val Vel
~~r.or :54 $50 as long a. .he PRISONER !Iye.
: Us Tod t.aodsd ia 20 eia OF piss.
= a.: IL ha1d~l ne eupsy pate bsc< ori
z ~a-a he handel .-s pla.1 back ~sh "a.
? I'D % i artoz6asd. then Inc JAlles xse.
: he prisoner vas dead already ARD d.ia
E.se aim aay more s"-TexAs s.f:inx&