The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-07-19
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Yasi hass sssitssi 8 paper. add it, report.
ess s,s Aifeaas puIping sssuboay they
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When irsrelsng. il 10 ssid ihsi lying
With iks bee toward The angfne VII cure
hal8sche II rill II the engine Ia CON.
ire yous ~sY
Nv~ thai colnmlaa college bss deter
miBsd b samis women. noas have applied
~ Adaission What woman warts 10
sisA, sbe caat have.
Ma Malsprop 80 you arc scisg 70
Pssls g. .iaaF sri. arc yonf That sili DO
rise whes you come back you can take
u. oar paasagwrhs cant ycuf
lcpl isansls y the popular restorative
ie Ceuirsl rass Tor victims q snnsirote-
Thsfs sseas "a he a large nnmber 81 peo'
yle laaaring Rudsr the delusicn iba, they
hsss hsrn sanAfaek
a shoser u stones il reported from
cspii eouaiy. MI II = Young man was
siu4iag a. asdGisht and accompanying
liaseif on An soeoraeou ssboser Of stones
y bAl might have been expected.
The engaged girl now wears a brace
W. "a her arm; j, Is locked and her lcyer
caffi.s the key II u beautiful idea. yet
Il the girl i inclined 70 dirt. locking the
nfni. ~ her other admirers would be more
~ sar purpose
Robert Boonrr owns one hundred and
seventy horses I, mnst he terribly try
iBs N makr up his mind which one TO
harness up when hr wants 10 take drive
Iiou mucA better OF. after all, is the man
si,o owns 90 bosesi
a Peoria Sanaay school invited .
nupi,er Of roaghs TO 40 With them on an
excursion, hoping that the effect would he
rofofmalory II they could remember
who hrst suggested the plan they would
r2psl him from the church
liz slipped quietly in al the door. but
rstnblug sight 81 All inquring face over
the stair rail. said: Sorry so late. my
dear Couldn't get car before" 80
the ears we're full. too. /" said the lady; and
further remarks were unnecessary.
NO. said the high school girl to her
drares, friend. ~ is not allowable in POI
lite society to say. he bit OF more than
hc could chew. The correct expression
is, he severed with his iacsors more than
he could mastica,e with his molars.
AT wayside inn: French guest
What does this mean Ell? Here's an item.
Gas, two francs, Why, you have no gas
Ia the house II know il. sir. Then,
what makes you charge for III" 80 as
10 be able TO afford TO put it in. sir.
All spiritual sitting in Memphis
man hai his hair pulled so hard by aspir
1t that it gave him the headache. He went
home in great anxiety, expecting TO find
that his wifc had died suddenly during
his absence the hair pulling was so natu-
raj
Washington county IA so delighted
over the digging up Of copper button
bearing the initials, &c. W." aud the
words Long live the President" that the
authorities will have to be called upon to
prevent the farmers from digging up the
whole county TO find the button hole.
Home carpentry my dear, can't
fina the cold chisel, and yet placed ii In
this close. myself only yesterday Yes,
nice place that was to put il IN such wealth.
er as this. and close hy the kitchen range,
too Why il would not stay cold two
minutes Its down cellar In the refriger-
ator
The mayor aud aldermen Of Portland,
Maine have Just voted unto themselves
free admission to all places Of amusement
and will wear badge OF appropriate de-
sign SO they may be recognized by the
doorkeeper We would suggest the head
Of hog on coffin plate ~ being extreme
ly Appropriate under the circumstances.
Or. perhaps the whole hog would he still
better.
A lady from Boston, says the Graphic,
upon entering the East river on board OF
a Sound steamer asked the names Of the
large Institutions an they passed. and feel.
ing warm current OF air sweeping of
from shore remarked il. At this moment
her Informant said, "And this is Hell
Gate II thought ~ much. she replied.
aad sought the scclusion which the cabin
afforded.
THAT fellow has = monstrous foot.
tbs largest | ever saw" How lsrgef"
asked the general Give us some idea
OF ns slzs" II don't know that / can.
but will tell you what is fact: His foot
was 40 ing that--well, you have heard thr
story Of tie fellow WHO used the forks Of
the road Tor boo, iaeks Yes; well Mich
tried II aud split the road 80 far that the
geography Of the neighborhood was
changed {"
Country incident: "How delightful
the coun,ry air is this morning, remarked
Miss fi,sioy as she stepped 10 the thresb- I
old aud locked toward The rising sun. Il
should like 10 live here sl~ay.." "Well.
guess Josh would no, object" said Far.
mer Robinson with a sly wink, and then
josh scad around the corner OF the house
aud began yelling At the cows. and Mia !
Fiisioy started Inside 10 take down he
crinps. 40 as to look as pretty as possible
hr breakfast time I
III Fifth aTenne lNew Yoskl bon.
dor a lear ne shall have TO drop Mn
Blank shc Is very nice. but hear that
her father made his money In irsde--wss