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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07
RARBAROUs.


 A Michigan barber's sign-Man wants, but little hair below, nor wants that little long.
 On . vacant lot back of 6ovington, Ky, ia posted this sign:'tNo plane base Boil on these Primacea, ,'' sszs sz2 z . An English magazine is speculasing as to "the kind of clothes ghosts wear" We al- ways supposed they wore spirit wrappers.- Norristown Herald.
 The Boston high school girl condemns the phrase situmble to the racket" as vile slang. She says .'preeipitate in the direction of the olamor" is 8 more elegant expression.-Ol City Derrick. -......-z T.- The natter gets dollar for making 3 hat brim straight The following season he gets another dollar for turning the brim up. The next season he gets another dollar for turn ing the brim down Hat making is an ardu- ous business. = Hatters' Record.
 sDakota is four times as big as Ohio. y says an exchange. Yes, and a locomotive blowing of steam is more'n forty times as big as ten months old baby, but when one wants to be quiet and to rest he gets near the locomotive, doesn't he ?-Post Express.
 Some time ago dispatch was sent from St. Louis to Memphis, addressed to 'EJames Giles, pie clerk steamer Magenta" There was no man named Giles on the boat, and the message was not delivered, whereby a lswsuit ensued. The person meant was
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The Bridge Question.

To the Editor of the JOURNAL AND COURIER:
 New Haven has been fitly named the City of Films; with almost equal propriety it might be called the City of Bridges. This appears rather odd at first thought, when the site of the city is sandy plain. But the town is emphatically well wstered, being held in the arms of three rivers. There is West river on the western border, Quinni- piac sweeps around all it's eastern border, while less pretentious Mill river meanders between. You may, if you please, call the land Mesopotamis. No one of these is really a large river, but there are in our country many large commercial cities which have made their harbors by the improvement of rivers not larger than either of these.
 Then, the various railroads center1ng here pass through the central part of the city in iron bound canals, under bridges built over many of our streets. A correspondent who objects to the layout of 8 new railroad re- marks that we do not want any more rail road bridges, as we have dozen already. He did not get the number half large enough There are over the Consolidated road sixteen, over the Northampton road eight, and over the Derby road nine. So we have in all thirty-three railroad street bridges.
 Coming to the river bridges, there are four over Mill river, four over the Quinnipiac and over West river, from Kimberly avenue to Blake street, there are nine, making seven teen. These with the thirty-thres above enumerated make total of fifty. No &C., count is taken of railroad bridges proper. Within the past few years our citizens have been taxed for the building of not less than ten bridges in sum ap, proximating two hundred thousand dollars One half of the number were built on new ground to accommodate new exten- sion of streets. We can never rival Venice with her three hundred bridges, but the bridge question has evidently come to stay and it's demands will grow year by year, along with the growth of population and the consequent requirements of traffic and travel
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eRAr1Ev1NcRE41r,.TS

Uuder date of May 14, Mr. E. A. THOMSON, the we known grocer and provision dealer, of 78 Greene street, New Haven Ct, writes follows: ''Several weeks since was taken very i'll with kidney disor- ders, and examination of my urine showed very diseased condition of my kidneys, and had also symptoms of diseased state of my liver. The pass ing of my urine was accompanied with severe pains in the small of my back and Joins, followed bys burning sensation and after having stood awhile fr the vessel the urine showed heavy deposit of sediment similar to ground brick dust and in shor found that in such diseased condition as to require immediate medical treatment, and was anxious to obtain the and most speedy remedy, looked and inquired carefully and became satisfed Hunts Remedy article of excellent merit, and therefore I concluded to give 1t trial, and com found such a great improvement that decided to continue it's and by taking only two bottles the res4lt has bsen most gratifying in giving restored health,
 ''I have ordered supply of Hunts Remedy for my store, and shall hereafter have 1t for sale consd excellent article for diseases of the liver and kidneys" my30 eodh
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COMMUNICATIONS.
Town and City.


 To the Editor of the JOURNAL AND COURIER:
 A most important reform is that named in one of your recent editorials to do away with the absurdity, needless expense asd often conflicting action of town and city govern ment over the same premises or territory. Besides reducing our taxes and doing away with laws and regulations positively injur- ious, the proper representation in the legis- lature of the cities of the State will be the sooner brought about. Ev- cry legitimate means needs to be taken to reduce our taxation, so excessive compared with that of other large cities. Our common schools and high institutions for study ought to show their good effects first of all at home. Are we content to remain behind the age when all the early history of the colony of New Haven has furnished the model for the republics of the Union? No. Let us at least keep pace and in the science of good government lead if we can. Ths plain lessons of time and experience must be hAAded 5.
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Price Three Cents

into the other box, where it is surrounded by the white, which is chemically the same as the real egg. This is also frozen, and by peculiar rotary motion of the machine an oval shape is imparted to it, and it passes into the next receptacle, where it receives the thin, filmy skin. After this it has only to go into the shellsr, where it gets it's last coat in the shape of plaster of paris shell, triae thicker than the genuine article. Then 1t goes out on the drying trays, where the shell dries at once and the inside thaws out gradu- ally It becomes, to all appearances, real egg
 day?"
 ''WelI, as we are running now we turn out a thousand or so every hour"
 "Many orders2"
 ''Why, bless your soul, yes. We cannot fill one half of our orders. All we can make now are taken by two New York wholesale grocers alone. We charge SIS per thousand for them, and they retail at all prices from twelve to thirty cents per dozen. We sell only to the wholesale houses. I suppose plenty of these eggs are eaten in Newark as well as in other places. Colonel Auilck, Billy Wright, Honest Andrew Albright, Joe Haines, Judge Johnson, Judge Henry, and all Newark's candidates for Governor are living on them. They are perfectly harm less, and as substantial and wholesome as real egg The reason we made the naachln- cry of wood is beesnse-z found that the presence of metal of any kind spoiled the flavor and prevented the cooking of the eggs"
 ''Can they be boiled?''
 ooh, yes;' and he called one of the men. "Here, Jim, boil this gentleman an egg"
 "Can they be detected ?" I inquired, while the bogus egg was being boiled.
 q hardly think that anybody would be likely to observe any difference unless he happened to be well posted, as they look and taste like the real thing. We can, by little f1svoring, make them taste like goose or duck eggs, of course altering the size. They will keep for years. That one you have just eat. en was nearly year old. They never spoil nor become rotten, and, being harder and thicker in their shells, they will stand ship ping better than real eggs. We calculate that in few years we will run the hens of the country clean out of business, as oleo- margarine has driven out butter"
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

''Old Government Java" is good and plen. titul, yet of the 459, ,922. .76s pounds of coffee imported into the United States last year, only 17, COP. 143 pounds came from the Dutch East Indies. Evidently all who think they drink the pure stuff do not.
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deadlock is that the Democrats are trying to do something that will not, to say the least, add to the efficiency of the City Engineers department.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

LADIES and sickly girls requiring gentle and reliable stimulant, will find Brown's Iron Bitters beneficial.
 ELKToN, KY.-Dr. E. B. Weathers says: "I regard Browns Iron Bitters as a medi- cine of unusual worth"
 FAYETTEVILLE, ,ARK.-Rev. T. J. Reilly says: "I used Browns Iron Bitters for indigestion and chills with entire satisfac- tien."
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07
GRATEFUL-COMFUhI EPPS'S COCOA.

"By 6 thorough knowIedge of the natural laws which govern operations of digestion and nutri ton and by careful application of the fine proper ties of we'll Sc ected Cocoa, Mr. Epps has provided our breakfast tables win delicately favored bev- craze which may save us many neayy doctors b1llss the judicous Of such articles of diet that
 constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready 70 attack wherever there is weak point. We may es- cape many fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well for tined with pure bloo1 and properly nouriahed fPane."-CiDil Serrice Gazette.
 Made simply with boiling water or milk Sold in tins only tx 1b. and lb.l by GroceEs, labeled thus
 AuT tueaAwed 1y London Ehs ~-o'
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SOLD BY J. D. DEWELL & co.
TELE GRAPHIC MATT X 1.

TELEGHAPAlC MATT Ekts
 Our latest correspondence, May 16, 1883, brings to us the narrative of HENRY B. INGRAM, the General Superintendent of the District Messenger Co., of New Haven, Conn. MT. Ingram says: "For many months
 had sorely troubled with weak and tired feel ing the loins almost invariably accompanied with headache. had noticed also that at stated pe riods following these pains my urine would be highly colored, and leave heavy brick colored sediment when allowed to stand in the vessel could not work and was discouraged to an alarming degree. Moth ng helped me. was prescribed for by Eome of the best physicians in New York city where was located at that time but derived no beneht relief. When almost ready to give up in despair acquaintance said to me- T want you to try Hunts Remedy did so and hardly twentyfour hours had elapsed before obtained relief and in three weeks time all the sfore said ailments had disappeared and improved stead ily and infused with life, 50 that could re sume my business again, which is one that subject to strains of all kinds, which likely to affect the kidneys, namely: Erecting telegraph and tele- phone lines. Hunts Remedy now occupies the most honored place in my cabinet of medicines I would not be without 1t, and cheerfully and heartily rec ommend 1t to all who troubled with diseases ot- the liver, kidney urinary organs It never fails to cure"
 SS CENTRE STREET.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

The proposition is ssriously advanced that the Census bureau at Washington might ad- vantageously be made q permanent institu- ton. Itfs permaaenk Sn66gh now
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

Jay Gould did good stroke of business for himself in his remarkable testimony be- fore the Senate committee. After reading it one has to remember what Gould has done in order to realize what his true character is. By and by, we suppose, that little prayer of his when he was in trouble will be pointed to as touching incident of noble career and his success be set down as the reward of vir- tue and faith in GodS<a
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CURE GUARANTEED IN ALL CASES

Positively cures Night Losses, spermatorrhoea, Im- potency, Nervous Debility and for all Weaknesses of the Generative Orgaps an Unfailing and Positive Cure. Tones up the deblitated system, arrests all involuntary discharges removes mental gloom and deepondency, and restores wonderful power to the weakened organs. With each order for twelve pack. ages, accompanied with five dollars will send ouE Gurantee to refund the money if the treat nnent does not effect Q cure. It Is the Cheapest and Best Medicine in the market. Full particulars in Pamphlet, which mail free to any address Sold by all druggists, package for 5c; six for S2.5O sent by mail receipt of price, by address ing the MAGNETIC MEDICINE CO.,, Detroit, Mich.
 Sold with Guarantee by Salisbury Bros Fair Haven
 Richardson & Co.,, Wholesale Agents.
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

The fall business opens. well and seems likely to continue good. Theresis no reason why business shouId not be- brisk and profit able during the rest of.fhe year.
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EDITORIAL NuTEs.

Those who condemn New England weather will have to omit such weather as we have had this week. It has been golden.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

The real solemn truth about the latest
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

There is mourning in the prisons of Ken lucky. Governor Knox, who has succeeded Governor Blackburn, the great pardoner, has declared that in no case will he grant par don OF remit the penal. consequences of a conviction of criminal o1fenss unIesa he is fully satisfied, upon thorough and impartial examination of all the circumstances, that it would be unjust to the convict, or in some manner detrimental to the public interest, to carry into execution the penalty of the law.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-07

The prohibitionists of the Seventeenth sen- atorial district in this State have taken time by the forelock and sent out the call for their nominating convention. It concludes in the following remarkable manner: Patriots, you are not now melted to action by the cry of bleeding Kansas" but by the bleeding hearts of wives and mothers, of widows and orphans, at your own doors, made thus by the crime against Connecticut tolerated by the votes of her people. Give us the aid of your presence and sympathy for the wronged and defenceless and against the parties which protect the criminals that oppose the weak and debauch the youth.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

Correspondents: Chemical National Bank,
New York. Commercial National Bank, Chi.
cago, Illinois.
tH-sell Exchange on all the principal cities
OF Europe. e-Collectioas receive prompt
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

We believe the sentiment of the terri.
tory in favor of division is proportion
ately larger to day than ever before, and
the fact of the opposition to the measure
being transferred from Yankton to Bis
marck makes no material difference
Jdmestonn Alert.
The Alert does Yankton an injustice IN
this instance. The division scheme was
born in Yankton and has here been
nurtured through ten years of eastern
opposition. AS the south half of Dakota
has filled in with people the new comers
have almost unanimously adopted the
division idea until the sentiment in it,
favor is almost universal. 1t is true that
an anti-divisionist in disguiss-one Ord.
way-did reside in our midst for time
but he carefully concealed his views
upon that point until he was traus
planted by northern money to the midst
of the Bismarck ring. Since the con.
summation of that event he has been
outspoken and active in bis effort tc
thwart the will OF the people.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

There appears to be chance in this
congress, says the Minneapolis Journal
for the admission of Dakota as one grand
imperial state, but not as twins. Wash.
ington territory is already knocking ct
the door for admission, and Montana
will soon follow. Now is Dakota's
chance, and we advise the aspiring poll
tlclaus of the southern half not to fritter
it away in pursuing the insane delus,on
of separate state carved ont of southern
Dakota.-Fdrgo Argus.
Not only the aspiring politicians, but
the aspiring farmers, stock growers,
merchants, professional meu and citizens
generally of the southern half will for.
ever protest against the admission OF
Dakota as whole. They will not only
protest but will steadfsstly refuse to nc.
cept constitution for Dakota as one
state if the effort is made to force them
into the union on such terms. They
have had enough of the iniquitous lntia
encs Of Northern Pacific money ON leg
islatlon and they do not want to belong
to state winch contains that corpora
ton. Southern Dakota by itself can in
stitute and execute an equitable plan o
taxation and can see that the will OF tn.
people 10 carried out in the halls OF leg
isiation. With the corrupting influenc,
of great corporation standing guare
over Legislators and governors there i
no safety for the people, ard the peopl
will slough it of as surely ss time goe
on. The poor man 10 tired Of paying th
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

In the Grow Dog murder case the
United States supreme court holds as
follows in deciding favorably the appli-
cation for writ of habeas corpus in
Grow Dogs behalf:
The question. therefore, presented in
this court is whether the express letter
of SEQ 2l46 of the revised statntes,
which excludes from the jurisdiction OF
the United States the case of crime COM
mitted in the Indian country by one In.
dian against the person or property of
another Indian has been repealed. This
court holds that it has not; that in such
case as the present one the Indians
have right to try and punish the crimi
nails according to their own laws and
customs, without interference from the
United States; that the Upited States
district court of Dakota had no jurisdic-
ton; and that the imprisonment of
Grow Dog is therefore illegal. The writs
OF habeas corpus and certeriorari prayed
for will accordingly be issued.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

A petition is being circulated asking
the president to remove N. G. Ordway
from the governorship of Dakota. Let
every loyal voter sign the petition. and
let every member OF the capital commits
sion ring oppose it, Let's have q divi.
sion and count noses.-Ho,oard Farmer.
The foregoing is sample of numerous
extracts which might be culled from the
newspapers of southern Dakota. Peti-
tions asking the president to remove
Governor Ordway are being circulated
over the southern half of Dakota and
there is no lack of disposition on the
part of the people to attach their names
thereto when opportunity is given. The
people have asked for an opportunity to
express their feelings against the contin.
uance of Ordwsy in Office aud it is now
given them.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

Henry Willard has resigned the presi-
dency OF the Oregon aud Traus.con.
tinental railroad and 1t is said his reslg-
nation as president of the Northern
Pacific must shortly follow. The North.
ern Pacific is now practically under the
control of Frederick Billings and the
next step will be to throw Willard out
entirely. His resignation was not volun-
tary, but was asked for the owners of
the Trans continental. Extravagant and
inefficient management is given as the
cause.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

Republican senators have concluded
to defer until after the holidays the elec.
tion OF successor to Senator Edmnnds
as presiding officer Of the senate and act.
ing ice-pres ident OF the United States.
Senator Anthony, his proposed successor,
is suffering from an allment which at.
tacks the brain aud saps the mental
powers of its victim. Should he be
elected to the chair and be suddenly
stricken, he might lose the ability to act
and could not resign. The opposition.
under such circumstances, might resist
a resolution proposing to elect any one
in his place, however mildly they may
now yield. In such case the acting
vice president would be the speaker of
the house. Again. in the event of the
death OF the president, the democratic
speaker would become president of the
United States, contingency which re-
publicans do not care to court
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20
The Bismarck Daily Capital announce

The Bismarck Daily Capital announces
its own decease in the following words:
ION August 18th last the Dakota
Daily Capital issued it's first number and
to-day issues its last. Four months ex.
perlence and personal loss Of over
$4,000 cash has convinced the publisher
and proprietor that there is no field in
Bismarck for second daily paper"
Established upon the crest of the capi-
tai boom wave, as an apologist for Ord
way and his co.conspirators, it falls in
the general collapse which succeeds .
period of unnatural imitation. We bad
hoped for q better result for Mr.. Hender.
son. who is bright journalist, and, when
guided by his own instincts, fair and
honorable man. but he allied himself to
. bad crowd and having sowed the wind
has reaped the whirlwind. Bismarck i.
now reduced to one daily.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

The senate has confirmed the follow.
ing appointments: Lawrence Welden,
of illinois, judge of the court of CLAIMS !;
John r. Tanner, of Illinois, United
States marshal for the southern district
of Illinois; Nathaniel P. Banks. of Macs
achusetts, United States marshal for
Massachusetts,; John W. Scott, of Kan.
sas, Indian agent at the Ponca, Pawnee
and Otoe agency; Col. Samuel B. Hola-
bird. quartermaster-general; John s..
Tooker, OF Michigan. secretary Of Mon
tana.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

The president has appointed John G.
Wyman, of New York; H. Walkens. of
New York, and F. h. Thursdell, of the
District of Columbia, commission to
examine the completed portions OF the
Northern Pacific railroad in Washington
territory.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

rich mans taxes and then yielding to the
rich man the power to make and uamake
laws for the government of the poor
man. Tho Argus is counting without its
host when 1T attempts to foist this COM
bination upon the intelligent masses Of
southern Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20
THE STORY OF THE CRUSADE.

With u Brief Sketch of Mrs. Eliza rrimble
Thompson, the Leader.-December 23d,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20
Excelsior Book Store. Wholesale and Retail

The Oldest Bookstore in the territory.
We continue to offer to our many
patrons all the new and popular works
Of the day at eastern prices. In this de.
partment may be found everything re-
quired in the stationery ine) in the
Office. store or chool house. Whiting
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

paper, envelopes and blank books made
q speciality. We also carry the largest
stock of tB-WALL PAPERS R,
offered in the market. Our pricee
will always be found reasonable. Third
street, bet. Cedar and Walnut Sts.
PURDY e. BRECHT
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20
Chilly 2rsss and 9akotaiau
IL PUBLISHED
EVERY EvENING-ExCEPrING SUNDAYS.

Tknns o. SUBSCRIPTION: By carriers, per
month. 90; per year, Sl2.60; by mail, per
month, s. cents; per year, 5000.
Office on Third st., Prsns and Dakotaian
BOWEN K1NasBURY, prop.t..
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1883-12-20

We feel assured that our friends will
thank us for bringing before their notice
articles which have no superior among
the many that fill our markets. We re.
fer to the celebrated DR.. Prices Special
Favoring Extracts. We have used them
aud can recommend them a. the beat
article in domestic use.
A mum eociable will be held in the
basement of the NJ. e. church Friday
evening. All are invited.
Ohio Mack Coal
Excellent for cooking or heating, $3.50
per ton. 8. N. FoLrxR.