The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-01-11


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IA Embellishments int uan sfY2pl1 we
nanaeh wan Arhneloi Hppendages'
Raise Eyca Ears, Teeth aud h'r' wye
bin,cE aud Glowing Conpiorlou.
NMie sauutsring along Cneasnut street
yestcroay . reporters eyes tel upon very
common place door, which opened into q
broad nah wherein was a stairway wblco
led TO a suite Of rooms on the second hooF
over well-knovn business house devoted
chiefly to the sale Of articles Of ladies
wear upon the door was q oliver plaale
conJainingthis mysleri0 Gus INSCRIPTIONS l'9'
creating establishment, Aftit al nnpyanHn-
qqe4, youth ard beauty restore u, lhe
geportor rang q ball ana walked IN, Voc
hlOof being opened by mulattD youIh ~
! livery. Being ushered into COY room Nv
1 the right hand OF the Top iatulls, tlo
/ scribe was prevented 10 the professor,
| bustling old gentleman, who requested 70
! know the VISITORS pleasure Wien the ola
gentleman asOertained that HE cAilei was
/ 3 newspaper man, he United be eyebrows
| and gcTal cned his head three a. four nun
u.es, with much zest, aud .inAlg ie sala,
! NV business is rather r@ulAf one
/ Asa rule, patronage COMES ,t9tl ~ Eu1
~ lgntA rir3'es % society, A5u AtNe NpoNt
Ahe Ir.lg I .a.. a..s.i. 10, ..,.l.o.sA,A
have been established here but short time;
The prices which / obtain for my GOODS ana
workmanship Nare pery satisfactory ones.
After some persuasion the professor con-
sented to make the following explanation
I'VE make it ur business here 10 furnish
artificial limbs and appendages OF pretty
much every sort, Including legs, arLns,
teeth. ewes, noses, ears, chins, wigs, whls-
kers, eye-lashes, etc. Bow-legs can De
8 heightened: so also can bnock-knees, anu
so also can ciub-feet; the shape OF nose
can be changed; VIZ ,nkles in the lace can DC
hid; defective compilations can pc peapu,
fed freckles can be removed Dlackepeu
eye can be painted so as not 10 pc hotlcfui
eye.lashes can be sewed on; dark hair can
be bleached and light hair darkened M
ger-nails can be pared indeed. pretty mueh
everything and anything can be done 10 op-
yiate defects produced either by nature or
by accident, except to replace diseased Vital
organs. C.. IA ;,.o
large front room by his CONDUCTOR WIN
said, by way of explanation:
This is our
UTILITY DEPARTMENT..
Here work is done, and material ana
articles furnished, which are very eHecIuai
aids to ones conscience and happiness, Inc
rooms beyord are known as our nstheIic
department. the object OF which Is 10 IN,
prove ones good-looks, either IN form or M
feature. rather than to furnish any very
material aid in locomotion, mastication, or
otherwise" ~
In the first room were innumerable pias-
ter "a, is fall kinds of physical deformltles
and mopstrosities; trusses and leather jack
cts without end; artificial legs OF al soits
and sizes; artificial arms OF many descrip.
tions; layers of false teeth, and multituue
of articles of every imaginable shape, con,
struction and texture, the like of which had
never been seen before. "Our priIclpai
industry in this department" said the
s'professor," "lies in the manuiacture oi
Artificial legs. There are in America TO-DAY
many hundred more persons who lost thelr
limbs by various accidents than py puiles
and ball in the four years war ~
the rebellion. Clutches are very SCI
dom carried nowadays, as their use
wears out clothes, paralyzes the hanus-
and strains the lungs. A good par Oh arr,
fetal legs will laat, with reasonably caTelui
usage, about TEN years. although the uni
ted States government allows its pensionNeurs
$75 every five years to buy new ieg. we
also sell considerable number OF arms.
Here's a photograph OF youhs a Won " and
the other above, in railroad accident. ne
was sent tolus, and we provided MN WIN
two of our patented spring arms he INV
holds a position as fagman on one Oh the
railroads. entering in the city, ana waves
Gag or aAantern in ne OF his spring nanus
gteat readiness, Win nttie pia VI
0>sppot, only cat WIN one VI
he can write also, pro-