Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-02-02

n was the smell of the garlic that made the
$ Roman legions so invncblc
Blobson invested three dollars for six
grab-bag opportunities, at the last Sunday
school sale and the result was two rag dolls
box OF hair pins, jumping Jack, mohar
mistachc and photograph of Lydia Pink.
nam And then he gave a boy fifty cents to
take EN- out and bury 'cm in the snow be-
hind the horsc-shcd, and the boy invested
The nifty cents and drew a silver watch.
bIopson says lie never could see the good of
lotteries, anyway.
D'iihpscy Inns got three daughters, aud
whenever he goes home he tells his friend,
he IS going to the court house.
A little girl was walking on the stree, the
other day when she saw a very bow.legged
man with short coat on. ooh, ma :" She
cried-"tlcrc's a man with tunnel under
him."
81 never strike man when he's down"
remarked great boaster who was als1
known to be Il great coward That's BE-
cause you never get him down" replied one
of his companions.
| us,no,,,;,,. ,,,,,,
mo,o,orv ~ crinI -, $50 "''"N ',''
wbacl,cd her midland oror ,ho hoa1 ,,,,i. 81,
broom handle, AMI slung one of the boys up
on the top shelf in the closet.
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.'.',.'' "''''1' Va W susHcst 'lal inc Gus
noel ovcr ,boir shouI,,ors 20 ,,a,a1,, r,I.'
;,i,I or a,.,, ;.''.,. 80 "''"' ''ie III
i"'i u 'nc e'eci' Is nothing IN the word but
"Pilo I'''''"E'
"NIere honorcl in the breach than in the
obscryopc, ., tho s,or,s,,,.,, -,
,,,,,,, IT,, -, va ''Y',3'',''' iei'arhcu'
whc1 ms friends gun, which lie had been
examining with undue Familiarity wont ~
and kicked him two yards backward into a
SNOW bank.
~
Two i''s'''Iich came 10 guidc-post on a
wide aud dcsOlate plain. 1T was getting dust.
and the unfcrced trails wer. .corccl, ,is,in
guishablc. give miles +, Glcr,;r,i, - r.n,
ono Of ,h,,,, ,,,.,;,..,.;
III. t,n.',,.' "' ~ '''Sc " Tue
BOARD "But which av them goes to Glen
airlie, shurc - asked his companion lool,ip.,
dubiouslv nj tho twon.us ,r,ora e.,,.,''
mon,., modi,a,;,.o si,saaa ..- n'. 'c" nv
'"I"''"'''c s'eice' thc Hrst freshman
replied, 1--WE can try wan av thin. and then
the other "Bu how will we find the way
buck, ay We rst lost >" ..s,,,ro ,yo ,,;,i.,.I',
fin h,,r1 .I,',,.. ,.;, -. ',, We VIII .SAe
,,,,,...,.'.' ''',''7 VIZ U.s. iePIicu tue nrst'
ANU - 'ne TWO pilgrims lighted their pipes
and marChel cheurtully away with tbr puiln-
board between them.
Gin ruins genius " SAYS nm cvcho,,,,o Va,
but genius ruins Good dcoI Of oin o., ~,
about a stanl-cfr. -E5oty1 I;g-,,t,
Mis- Ethel ION ,,,,t.o,l .t,
anauorn Ts',,ni.s ' Gnmi.Ss,. Wonder what
,ttL, h. c',,''''r 10 n"tINe9 sPoAc' Hlslcr-
snnnnsc az, SS w, rs naI;'hi Sp9he-l Hebrew,
ind even French so dinic,it " t iNnu
PUHch.
"Fo,Icr ,r;sl, ., liz
world nv cnr,onn, ~ s ','u 50 as 10 SNOW inc
ynunr nIilosonh"r ,vj,, "ra,'G, iclilatheu
from tbc rfrrrie of Mr. ift, wa, Jus. tecoyetlnS
c,.v cn',,r,i " soi'I :, nv 'th' cisp,. nat
c'ii;,r P,. 1}iu 'Ilc oiu man become IN
'""" '"9e'
An lhniana Avenue lady dropped in on one
OF her ncishborS for an afternoon call. "lIow
:. :, Sona HGus"'er; she inquired. splendid.
,,''I 't' J"S' ~ "lcN from inc state Nor
, ,i'' '1''e'I, WlGre she cyrhered clear
, ".g'-m , m "'hp'toh 10 chemical liac-
"','' ''C cue loon up pottery ana job
~ "'"' ~ sue can speculate the calcu-
'"'"gD '"'"'
icI!d. y isitor: "Oh, no, Here You
nr5 Found you ont VIVA, II suus little
cen Kecusc tchncklinEl Yes, here |
am, with my pictures and my books and