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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is said that fashionable ladies
won't 60 fishing this summer unles;
they can get silk worms for hait.-Pai.
a,teil1tia Chroniclc. .. l4+..|
"A man advertises for a competent
person To, undertake the sale of a new
medicine, and adds that cit will be
highly lucrative to the undertaken" I
AN exchange says it makes a woman
sick to keep a secret. lie must have
guessed at IL, as IL has never yet been pui
To n practical test Vhcciing Journal
1t was four-year-older who, ask I'd
Papa, have you done anything dowr
town to-day that you think ought e
whip you for. IL 1 were as big as yor
are g' 80
-AChicago doctor adyertises: "Don't
mistake dropsy for consumption. "
That's right! The constant mistakinn
b delirium tremens for malaria Is enough.
-Bostop Post ir.rg
It's Just as we'll to be refined il
Your conversation. Say; "Those who
indulge ia tcrpsichorean recreation are
under obligation to rcmunerate the VIC
linist" s -U
IA Georgia farmer is entertaining q
big scheme to raise watermelons on Z
large scale for the manufacture of sugar
and all the big boys in the neighborhooc
are advising him to do II Toledo Ameri
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23
An apple in perfect preservation.

An apple in perfect preservation.
although ninety-six years old, is in pos
session of gentleman in Ulster County.
Asst rounded up from the blossom of the
parent stem in the cary summer of 1887
3 bottle was drawn over it and attached
to the branch, and after the apple had
ripened the stem was severed ard the
bottle sealed tightly. 1t looks as fresh
rs when first plucked- IN T. Sun.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23

Hamburg Steak-Cut or pound
round steak to make it tender, spread il
with fried onions, fold, pound again
and beat; this is. for those who like
onions, delicious breakfast dish, and is
easily prepared. In greasing the grid
iron for boiling, rub with Bit of leaf
tat; this is always well to dot does
not mar the flavor and it does not wasts
as butter does.-M p. Advertiser.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23

"A little magnesia and water will
sometimes correct the acidity of child's
stomach, and render unnecessary any
stronger medicine. Powder teaspoon
t1i OF the magnesia and put itin half a
glass OF water; it will not dissolve, of
course, but will mix with the water so
that an infant can swallow it. Give .
teasPoonful of this three times day
until Indications warrant you in discon-
hnuing it.-ErchGnge.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23

Henry w. Stowe, of New Berlin.
Chenango County, N. Y, has received
Bis, 900 by the will of California man
whom he saved from drowning several
years ago.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23

THE cities of New London, New Ha.
ven, Middletown, Norwich and Hart.
ford, in Connecticut, all received theii
charters in 1884. and already there h
talk of celebrating their oantenniak
next year.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23

!, DR.. Lamar says that fifty years hence
- 10 or 6oS City will have q population
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-03-23

am very fond of the Helens and
Julias. like their sparkle, their vivac-
ity, their esprit. But do not like their
want of consideration for mother if she
is. perhaps. little old-fashioned. little
tired, little diffident and frightened in
the blaze of their splendor.r True and
tenderly loving daughters will never be
contented to let mothers efface them
selves even though self-denial be an easy
maternal duty.-M. e. SGngSter, IN Ia
[eriOr F
The Press., 1883-11-01
MIR. and MRS. NEWcoMB,
or State St., SD pringfield, Mass. What they say in favor of a Real Honest Thinx-Their Word as Good
 as Gold.

Mrs. Newcomb is the wife of one of the employees in the United States Armory, Springfield. Mass She says: AT have used Dr. Kennedy's FAVORITE REMEDY for Indigestion and Biliousness. My hus- band has also used 1t. We keep it in the house as family medicine and consider it the best ever made for the purposes recommended"
 Dr. Kennedy is esily in receipt of letters from pa tients expressing similar sentiments these express ed by Mrs. Newcomb of State street. These letters are spontaneous and put in all varieties of phraseol ogy but invariably setting forth one thing-he value of Kennedy's FAvORITE REMEDY for many forms of disease It may be just the thing you have been ooking for. h your Liver disordered? Have you Derangemsnt of the Kidneys or Bladder associated with Constipation of the Bowels? If so you want Kanuedy's FAvoRlTE REMEDY. Dr. Kennedy practices Medicine and Surgery in all their branches Write and state your case. "Favorite Remedy" is fast becoming trusted household friend in all cases of Female Weakness and diseases of the blood. One dollar bottle. Your druggist has it.
The Press., 1883-11-01
Volume 26, Number 3l.

| When the daily papers announced that burglar Walsh 'left some property" the ordinary citizen, not burglar by profes- sion, felt 8 certain uncomfortable shock. The phrase was ambiguous, and, taken in one sense, offered cause for congratula- tion but, construed otherwise, it was not pleasant reading for the law-abiding. But what shall be said cf the passage which closed the account of burglar Walsh's airy generosity (with other peoples money) to- ward his sister? It read: When she left school, not long ago, what did he say It was, "Go back, Mamie, I'll see you through. Graduate from the Normal Col lege, and then I'll get you place as teacher. I've got political influence enough, and will use it.
 Pleasant, is it not? Pleasant reading for the man who earns an honest living, supports a family, pays his taxes, gives, according to his lights and his purse, to promote religion and aid clIarity-and, in fact, fulflls every obligation, does every duty of life-except the obligation and du- ty of citizenship? There is no doubt that burglar Walsh spoke the truth. There IS no doubt that he had the political infiu- ence necessary to install his sister as 8 teacher of children in our public schools. He had this influence, becauss respectable citizens have permitted the powers of gov ernment to slip into the hands of lot of scoundrels whom accident alone keeps out of the list of burglars and sneak thieves. Respectable citizens may now ponder on the result of their indifference to public concern. -P Pack. 5s;E f$ .&sf | A HOTEL MAN's LUcK.-Mr. J. G. Tyler, chief clerk at the Union Depot Hotel, Ogden, had rheumatism in the muscles of the chest and left shoulder. By applying the Great German Remedy three days he realized com plete restoration, and he is of the opinion that there is nothing equal to the St. Jacobs Oil for pain. The Great German Remedy is also specific for burns and sprains.-Sah Lake (Utah) Tribune. "T
The Press., 1883-11-01

EIectrlcity.-Ofa all the known Electro-Galvan- ic Appliances at the present day it is conceded that the American Galyanic Co.'S HOWARD SHIELDS the best possessing intrinsic Electrical merits, cue shield appliance be fitted any part of the body, which is not true of any other. See advertise
 Me@t in another column of this paper-F7sstrte Ga-
The Press., 1883-11-01

HE PUT HIS FOOT IN TT.-The case of Elmer F. Culver, tried for starving his young wife, has been on trial in New Haven. The lady's counsel, in summing up, grew eloquent and exclaimed:
 ''Can you doubt the voice of beauty and of virtue as it appeals to your manhood Her testimony is confronted by that of one man-the man who at the altar swore to love, cherish, protect and honor her. Look upon him, say P
 MT. Fowler turned fercely upon Culver. He glowered back at the lawyer. The jury watched every move of the speaker. He continued with the utmost scorn, ''That mans word against hers! Why, gentle me, I wouldn't give that (snapping his fngers) for the testimony of all the Gull yers that ever lived r'S% @se a$
 Judge Culver, who was presiding, al- most rose from his seat on the bench.
 MT. Fowler did not at first see his mis- take. It finally came to him like thun- der-clap. He blushed, stammered, and finally managed to say: "I meant to say, your honor, all the Culvers that ever lived in North Haven. That's it; all the Gull vers that ever lived in North Haven"
 As he sat down he wiped his glowing face with his handkerchief and looked around upon the throng with wonderful ly self-satisfed air. Just then brother attorney, sitting near by, reached over and whispered
 You dratted fool, you've gone and done it sure, now. Why, Judge Culver used to live in North Haven p
 Judge Culver then charged the jury, who, after being out five or six minutes, returned with verdict of guilty. No sentence was imposed, the case being ap- pealed to the supreme court.
The Press., 1883-11-01

A Daughterss M isery. '''Eleven years our daughter suffered on 8 bed of misery.
 ''From a complication of kidney, liver, rheumatic trouble and nervous debility, "Under the care of the best physicians, "Who gave her disease various names, ''But no relief,
 s'And now she is restored to us in good health by as simple remedy as Hop Bitters, that we had summed for years before using it. THE PARENTS sGzssr r--sa t.>.
The Press., 1883-11-01
Advertis ing Cheats!!g

ssIt has become so common to write the be- ginning of an article, in an elegant, interest ing manner,
 FsThen run 1t into some advertisement that we avoid all such, .z
 'And simply call attention to the merits of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms as pos sible,
 gro induce people
 'sTo give them one trial, which SO proves their value that they will never use anything else" ''THE REMEDY so favorably noticed in all the papers,
 Religious and secular, is <~ Having large sale, and is supplanting all other medicines.
 ''There is no denying the virtues of the Hop plant, and the proprietors of Hop Bitters have shown great shrewdness
 ''And ability
 ''In compounding medicine whose virtues are so palpable to every one's observation"
 Did She Die? ~ ''She fingered and suffered along, pining away all the time for years.''
 ''The doctors doing her no. good;" 5'= ''And at last was cured by this Hop Bitters the papers say so much about"
 "Indeed Indeed !''
 "How thankful we should be for that med icine."
The Press., 1883-11-01

Physicians prescribe Crosby's 5 minute cure for all aches and pains. Its sure pop. A. bath not necessary. few drops only of Crosby's minute cure kills all pain. All druggists. ... 3 #"
 A oman ain't as skeered in de darkness jes' afore day as she is in de darkness arter ebenin', fur in de ebenin' de light is goin', but in the mornin' 1t is comin'.
The Press., 1883-11-01
Father is GelGimg We'll.

"My daughters say: -fsfs ss.
 'How much better father is since he used Hop Bit ters." "He is getting well after his long suffering from disease declared incurAble,' 0..} ', ... I'And we are so glad that he used your Bitters'- LADY of Utica, N. Y.
The Press., 1883-11-01

' It is said that glass is gradually begin ming to take the place of wood and iron in the construction of bridges in England. The inventor makes blocks of glass, which he hardens by special process. In solid ity 1t is said to leave nothing to be desired. The experiments already made have, given surprising results, and the cost is below that of bridges of wood or iron. More ove, the glass cannot be injured by insects like wood, nor r1sted like iron.
The Press., 1883-11-01

For four years we failed" writes Knapp & Weeks of Waltham, Mass, ''to help one of our horses that had Stocked Legs. Elliss Spavin Cure cured him, however" i
 Doan think bad ob man case he some times has cloudy face. Elf de sky was alters bright dar wouldn't be no con rais- ed E
The Press., 1883-11-01

CURE YoURsELF.-Don't pay large doctors bills. The best Medical book published, 100 pages, elegant colored plates, will be ssnt you on receipt of two Scent stamps to pay post age. Address A. P. Ordway & Co.,, Boston,
 Mass. -.~t--as ~ H '-. 2
The Press., 1883-11-01

-DURE Brooklyn Lead, Geddes' II Pufe White Lead, e6. 5 Q per lOO lbs, Also the usually satisfactory AAhestOs PRipt.
 ES Al BUCK 9 C0s
The Press., 1883-11-01

We call tho attention of our lady readers to the advertisement in our columns of James Pyle's Pearline, for laundry and kitchen pur- poses. An article so popular and widely cir culated, must possess merits that commend it to favor of housekeepers. . &r-
 De ole advice, "be slow ter anger" is a mighty good warnin', young man. In a quarrel man should ack like he couldn t whip chile, but arter he gets inter de fight he should ack like he could whip a dozen men. .--- s>s-.>~~.
The Press., 1883-11-01

Dr. Wisharts Pine Tree Tar Cordial is an number one family medicine. I use it myself, and in my family. J. J. Brown (druggist), HillsborO Ohio. ..
The Press., 1883-11-01
Issued Every Thursday Evening.
PREMIUMS AWARDED

AT THE STAFFORD FAIR, 1883, BY THE CON- MITTEEs OF THE HOLLAND COUNTY EAST Aa- RICULTURAL SOCIETY, AS APPROVED AT THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE SOCIETY District trains of working oxen:
 Dist. Mo- 8, Stafford, $2O.OO Hydeville dist, Stafford, 1000 Dist. No. 6, Holland, 500 Somers, discret onary, 500 Working oxen:
 years old and over-Burnham Lilli-
 bridge Willington, 800 s. D. Lamb, Stafford, 100 5 years old-E. O. Pinney, Stafford, 300 U. P. Marcy, Stafford, 100 years old-Wm. Holman, Holland, 300 Geo. O. Cleaveland, Stafford, 100 3yr. old steers-L. R. Sparrow, Holland, 200 James Lathrop, Holland, 100 2 yrs. old-J. l.. Harwood, Holland, 200 John Rockwell, Stafford, 100 Yearlings-G. O. Cleaveland, Stafford, 400 John Rockwell Stafford, 100 Steer calves-Wm. Holman, Holland, 200 l.. R. Sparrow, Holland, 100 Draft oxen-over six yrs-B. F. Cush-
 man, Stafford 300 Burnham Lillibridge, Wilmington, 100 5 yrs.-U. P. Marcy, Stafford, 300 yrs.-Wm Holman, Holland, 800 yrs.-James Lathrop, Holland, 800 l.. R. Sparrow, Holland, 100 Trained cattle-Wm. Holman, Holland, 200 J. l.. Harwood, Holland, 100 Fat cattle-J. l.. Harwood, Holland, 400 Wm. Holman, Holland, . 100 Jersey bull-Loren Bosworth Eastford, 500 Ayrshire bull-Julius Converse Stafford, 300 Devon bull, Leander-E. H. Hyde, Stfd, 800
The Press., 1883-11-01

THE COMMANDMENT CHIEF of the Grand Army of the Republic, Major George s. Mer- Til. Few remedies are better known in this vicinity than Sulphur Bitters, their sale has been very general throughout thisssection, ,and of: beneficial results and recovery by their use, is large and beyond kispuie.
 I has heard folks 'fsay 'da :could tell a smart mansby lookin' in his eye, ,sbut dis is a mistake De mole ain't got no eye to speak ob, but dinged eff he ain't got more sense den de toad whatScan.. ..looklat yer ten minutes widout winkin'. ~~7'
 A YOUNG W1FE's GREATEST TR1AL.-The greatest trial of young wife's life is the birth of child, which is usually attended with many hours of hard labor and intense pain. PAINLESS CHILDBIRTH, new book, by Dr. J. H. Dye, one of New York's most eminent physicians however, shows that pain is not necessary in childbirth, but results from causes easily understood and overcome. It proves conclusively that any woman may be- come mother without experiencing any pain whatever. It also tells how to overcome and prevent morning sickness, swelled limbs, ner- vousness, pain in back, and all the unpleasant sensations attending pregnancy. It answers hundreds of delicate questions about women and their peculiar troubles. Physicians high ly recommend it, and say it will do all that is claimed for it. Send two-cent stamp for full descriptive circular and private confidential letter sent in sealed envelope. Address, FRANK THOMAS & Co.,, Publishers, Baltimore, Md 25oc3m
The Press., 1883-11-01

Ladies should wear Hop Plaster over the small of the back, as it cures all pains and aches. 25 cts at any drug store. All ready to apply. .LL .E8E
The Press., 1883-11-01

De coward is afeered ob de man dat's
 strong, but de brave pusson is more afeerd
 ob de man dat's weak. Potaska, indespensible to public speakers.
The Press., 1883-11-01
3 sUsiNEss DIRECTORY.

WM. A. COMINs, Horse and ox
 w Shoeing, Machine Forgings and Repairing done to order Aso builder and repairer of all styles of Wa0ons. Snnth -st.. Stafford Springs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15
NOTICE.

A GENERAL MEETING OF THE
II Stockholders of Zion's Cooperative
Mercantile Institution will be held in the
Social Hall in this city, on Friday, Oc-
tober 9Th, 1888, at pm, for the Election
Of Officers and Directors for the ensuing
year; also for the purpose Of amending
Article 9 OF the Articles of Association,
so as to enable the Institution to retain a
greater proportion of the profits ss 8
reserve fund, and for the transaction Of
such other business SIS may b. brought
before the meeting.
T. G. WEBER,
Secretary and Treasurer.
Salt Lake City, Utah,
September 4, 1888. 80
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15

believing that he erTS as often as the
average federal judge in the Terri
tories; but we do believe that any
change that is likely to be made
will not be an improvement; in
other words, that he is as good a
judge and able a lawyer as the
salary will command. 1t is an out
rageous shame that our judges are
paid no more than an ordinary clerk
or bookkeeper receives. We are
very apt to measure the ability by
the pay, in which case the judge
must suffer. Under all the circum-
stances-the fact that Judge Hun
ter's home is here, his personal inter-
ests are largely in the Territory,
he understands the situation of local
affairs, has become familiar with
our laws, that he has fairly good
record on the bench, and above all
has proven that he possesses some
backbone" that refuses to be bent,
THE HERALD believes the present
Chief Justice should be his own
successor. His re-appointment will
tend to the continuance of the
present peaceful and comparatively
satisfactory condition of things, and
that is what all should desire.
We hope Mr.. Arthur will do
nothing to make matters worse for
Utah. If he will send US good
District Attorney, one whose
mission is to enforce the law and not
proselyte, and leave us the Chief
Justice who has been here long
enough to become familiar with the
law, the situation will certainly not
be made worse.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15

CALIFORNIANS ARE almost ready
to mob Henry Ward Beecher, be-
cause he told them the truth about
the Chinese question, when he said
all would have been we'll if the
Chinese chewed tobacco, drank
whisky and voted the Democratic
ticket. 1t would be unsafe for
Henry to walk alone through the
streets, and no insurance company
would take a risk on his life unless
he would promise to keep off the
sand lots. Even the San Francisco
preachers are using Beecher's re-
mark as a text for sermons in
which they score the Plymouth
pastor in true western style. Mr..
Beecher's words do not carry with
them the weight they once did, but
the old man can state a truth now
as well as he could before that little
incident that knocked the 'Life of
Christ" so high.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15

THE CoMPTRoLLER of the Trea.
sury says there are two prominent
officials in the department who
have not been at their desks, one
of them for eight and the other for
nine months, but their salaries have
been paid curing ali the time. The
Comptroller had better keep his
mouth closed, or he will suddenly
learn that he is incompetent for his
duties. Hasn't the whole Admin
istration, from the President down
to Attorney-General, been rollick-
ing about the country for weeks,
and not only drawing their salaries,
but riding on government mules, in
government carriages and on gov
eminent ships, eating government
food, sleeping under government
blankets? Sometimes it isn't we'll
to see what is going on about enc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15
ingly.

NEwBURG. New YORK, is to
have its celebration on October 18th,
commemorative of the closing events
of the war of the Revolution, which
occurred in the vicinity of that city
including the proclamation Of peace
and the final disbandment of the
Continental army. The celebration
will be under The management of
the government, State and munich.
pal authorities, and though it will
net be celebrated on a large scale
the intention is to make it an im-
presstye affair.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15

THE PEOPLE of Atlanta, Georgia,
are endeavoring to suppress the
circulation in that city of the
Police Gazette, which is classed IN
der the State law IS an obscene pic
torial newspaper. An agent of the
paper has been convicted and SEN
fenced to twelve months labor with
the chain-gang, or to the payment
of fine of $1,000. The case has
been appealed to the Supreme
Court of the State, and if the judg-
ment is confirmed, other States
should take a hint and act accord
ingly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15

A COUPLE of excursion an
nouncements which appear in this
issuesof The HERALD convey the
impression that Salt Lake may be
favored by little rate war. Here
tofore the people here have only
read Of such things. Nobody will
ask or expect the railroads to Carry
passengers for less than cost, no
matter how much cutting of rates
there may be; but we would like to
see the railroad companies engage in
little cutting business,just to learn
about how much it is really worth
to carry passenger to Chicago and
back.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-09-15
DIR. P. STEINHART,
SPECIALIST,
Former Partner of
D r. M IN TIE ,
SAN FRANCISCO,

SAN FRANC1SCOS
has Permanently Located in Salt Lake
City at his Private Residence,
No. 22l First East ST., bet. Second
and Third south SITS.
Can be CT nsulted daily from 9 O'Clock
q. m. to O'Clock pm, and from to 8
O'Clock pm. Sundays from 10 s.m. 10 l
pm. He has had twenty-five years ex-
perience in the special treatment of all
Venereal, Sexual and Chronic Diseases,
and guarantees to cure all Urinary Dis
eases, Syphilitic or Mercurisl Affections
of the Throat, Skin or Bones, NERVOUS
DEBILITY, npotency ard Lost Man
hood. Exhausted Vitality, Seminal
Weakness, Spermatorrhe4, Paralysis,
and all The terrible effects of Self buse,
youthful follies and excuses i'll maturer
years, Nocturnal Emission, the effects of
which are various, maddening, and de-
atructive 10 both body and mind, and IN
less cured will terminate fatally. The
presence Of the disease causes continual
consciousness of slow and gradual de.
cey of all the power of body and
mind with loss of manly power and
viger, defective memory, heart affections,
loes Vi eiRnE buises III the uehd o1O oSIeB
confusion Of ideas, sver.ion to society,
excessive prostraton, trembling Of the
hands and limbs, consumption, maras-
mus and ultimate arrangement of the
mind. The will po Ter becomes SO weak
that the person seems to lose control Of
himself and cannot look one 4quare In
the face. It also causes Dyspepsia and
Indigestion with Heart and Kidney
Disease.
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ssrLoB's vIrALI-zFR, T. =, sD j
Fou need for Constipatl9r. n HS sTng
Appetite, Dizziness ana a 81 ,oc s65
on: g OF Dyspepsia Pr,es9 l y H.
SO. per bottle sH'o ~ u
HTsR Starr
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