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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
These are solid Facts,

The best blood purifier and system regu.
lator ever placed within the reach of suffer
ing humanity, truly is Electric Bitters. In
activity of the Liver, Biliousness, Jaundice,
Constipation, Weak Kidneys or any disease
of the urinary organs, or whoever requires
an appetizer, tonic OF mild stimulent, will al
ways find Electric Bitters the best and only
certain cure known. They net surely and
quickly, every bottle guaranteed to give On
tire satisfaction or money refunded. Sold
at fifty cents bottle 10y Duncombe, stearns
& 70
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
10Y. .EOY 10 the WOrI.l

II you q eet a man Who looss as if he had
lost all his friends. had his house burned,iown
and business destroyed, Just make up your
mind that he either has dyspepsia or his liver
Is out of order. The best thing yon can do for
such woebegone individual is to advise him
to go to Duncombe, Stearns q Co.'s drug store
and get bottle OF DR.. Jones' R-ds)lover Tonic
which will cure him without fail. Also an in
falhble remedy FOR pmpIes ana botches on the
face. Only 30 cents bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
$500 agEWAssD,

We will pay the above reward for any case o.!
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache,
Indigestion, Constipation or Costlyeness we
cannot cure with Vests Vegetable Liver Pills.
when the directions are strictly complied with
They are purely Vegetable, and never fail to
give satisfaction. Sugar Coated. Large boxes
containing 80 Pills, % cents. For sale By all
Druggists. Beware OF counterfeits and imita-
tons. The genuine manufactured only by
john G.. WEST & Co., "The Pill Makers 1St
& 1873 W. Madison St., Chicago. Free trial
package sent by mail ptepald on receipt OF a
3 cent Stamp.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
Gobleville.

Long IL Bros. are putting stock of gro
ceries in Mrs. Loveland's building.
Mrs. Woodman, mother of Albert Osmer,
living north of Lere, died last Wednesday
night. Funeral on Friday.
Beefsteak 1917, dressed hogs ~, potatoes
30 cents, beans $1.s5, butter 16 cents, eggs
20 cents, hay SO, corn 40 cents.
Miss Lillian Lewis, daughter of our pastor,
is at home from college at Hillsdale, spend
ing the vacation with her parents.
Virgins blizzard put i'll an appearance on
Saturday so as to be here Sunday. But it
was not so serious but we can survive il.
"Bida" Speicher, youngest son of Peter
Speicher, is very dangerously sick with
typhoid pneumonia. DR.. Failing is attend
ing him.
The Baptist quarterly meeting commences
at Paw Paw next Friday. 1t will not inter
fere with services at this church. which will
be held as usual at half past ten a. m.
c. ID. Myers little daughter Fern, aged
two years, died last Friday morning. She
had been sick several weeks. Funeral SER
vices were held at Covey Hill church on
Saturday.
The Bangor Adcanee says that Larry
Donovan logged off 81 900 check from the
elevator last week. Don't brag on that.
didn't VIM. Markillie lug off $1,15640 from
this little burg, ha?
We see by the Paw Paw locals that a
colored individual got shot at Duncombe
Stearns & Cos store the other day. Now if
the editor will only state how much shot he
got, il will take great load off our minds.
Bush & Ferguson shipped mixed load of
cattle and hogs last Friday. We are afraid
the journey will be too much for some of
the aged oxen. They should not be allowed
TO take such a journey this cold weather.
Ferguson went along to cheer them up
They go TO Buffalo.
The donation held here at the Good
Templars Hall for the benefit of Elder Lewis,
melted over SCI in cash. There will be a
continuance of the donation at Hop" Niles,
on Tuesday evening, to give his friends
south chance to show their appreciation of
his services. We venture to promise that
Elder Lewis will not run away after getting
his pay.
Last Tuesday quite number of friends
put in an appearance and took possession of
the residence of Mart Westcott, that being
his birthday. We can't say that the table
groaned but we know the folks did when
they gathered around the board and saw
what they had to get away with. After Civ
ing Mart the customary whipping and en-
joying pleasant evening, they retired VOW
ing to return next year. He returns thanks
for various presents received.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
a startling Discovery.

Physicians are often startled by romsri
able discoveries. The fact that DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption and all
Throat and Lung diseases is daily curing
patients that they have given up TO die, is
startling them 10 realize their sense of duty,
and examine into tho merits of this wonder
full discovery; resulting in hundreds Of our
best Physicians using it in their practice.
Trial Bottles free at Duncombe, Stearns d
Co.'S Drug Store. Regular size 800.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
Iawtou.


Charley Mead, of Hartford, was in town
Saturday.
Johnny Marshall has severed the down on
his upper lip.
John Morrill, and family returned from
their eastern trip last week.
Henry Holt, of Paw Paw, was looking over
the town one day last week.
Al. McElheney has been little under the
weather for week or more.
Ernest Gardner has gone to Kalamazoo,
where he has job i'll the NJ G. II. Il. freight
house
f. w. Mcneil and Frank Green, two of
our high toned city chaps have left town in
search of work.
Ed. Fuller, of Paw Paw has purchased 10
acres of land of Mrs. Hannah Conklin, north
of the cemetery.
The NJ. L. social last week was postponed
on account of the lecture given at the church
on that evening.
The lectures given on Romanism, by Pat.
WEIGH, were well attended, and he sold quite
Il number Of books on tho exposure Of
Popery.
Levi Stoker, our handsome drayman, has
traded off the old Hubbell place which he
recently bought, for horse, cutter, harness,
and other traps.
Every kid in town, knee high-to-a-g grass
hopper, is armed with sling shot, and every
dog, cat, and in fact every thing that can be
used for target has to run the gauntlet.
Billy, our Fat Justice, says his school has
closed and he is again able to be around
with the boys. They say he will again
stick TO Chicago this year. That's right,
Billy, you're solid.
The temperance lectures last week at the
NJ. Z. Church, were the best we have heard
in some time. The church was full both
evenings. Capt. Van Etten is a man who
can talk and is right down on the rum seller.
Some of the retired capitalists of this
place have formed stock company, and are
already spreading net work of telegraph
wires through town. Now boys il may save
YOU time and money in the end 60 put them
under ground
The Baptist social last week at Esq
Morrills, was q decided success. We were
unable to attend, but understand that very
enjoyable time was had and that the receipts
of the evening were about $500 Mr.. and
Mrs. Morrill, did every thing to make it en-
ioyable for the young people, and all speak
very highly of the way it was managed.
a young man from Paw Paw went into
Cowgll's grocery Saturday night, with the
express purpose of filling up OH oysters
While devouring the oysters he thought he
might as we'll make himself at home. Sc
when he thought no one was looking, he
cautiously put some eggs which were neal
him into his pocket. Some one who was II
the store called Mr.. Cowgills attention to it
and no watched him and noticed that ht
apain helped himself TO the basket OF eggs
After he was through, Mr.. Cowgirl walked
up and grabbed his pocket with both hands
making a rather soft looking mess upon the
inside They say for n while the young maj
made The air blue with his fine language
Mr.. Cowgill said. az he had broken the egg
himself. he would charge him nothing fo
them. Pretty good joke on the eggs
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
BuckIen,s Arnica Saiye.

The greatest medical wonder OF the world,
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises,
Cuts, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Can
GERS, Piles, Chilblains, Cons, letter, Chap
ped Hands, and all Skin Eruptions, guaran-
teed TO cure in every instance, or money
refunded. % cents per box. For sale by
Duncombe, Stearns Il Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
MASKED FOR EXCAVATIONS

From people that have used Sharpsteen's
Lavender Ointment, pronounce II the best
Medicine in existence for Family nee as it will
cure Catarrh, Coughs, Cold in the Head, Hoarss-
ness, Group, Piles, Burns, Scalds, Sore Eve.
and Granulated Eyelids; also Veterinary
curative for Kicks, Calks, Calls, Scratches,
Spralns, Lameness, Sore Teats ana Caked Bag
Sold by Van Buren, Co, Druggists at 25 and
30 cents
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
The keystone ofIEealsh.

How can yon expect to feel we'll, or even
enjoy life, when you so about with a hacking
cough? rhe fool, IN his wisdom, says there
is no cure for it, bat the wise man hes him to
Duncombe, Stearns 81 Co.'s drug store. and
gets bottle of DR.. Blgelow's Positive Cure,
and at once gets we'll 4 trial bottle costs
nothing.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
WHAT HORsENEN SAY OF 1T.

Palmer Bros, hverymen, La Crosse, WIS.
cay: I'VE have bad occasion TO give Coles
Veterinary arbolisave the severest tests, aud
we never saw its equal for the cure OF cuts.
wounds, gals scrstc les, hoof diseases, and Gs
g general external remedy for horses. IL cures
without leaving a scar, and the hair always
comes IN its original color" 1t IS always soft.
easily applied and does not gum the collar or
pads. Pound cans, 81 90; small cans, 80 cents.
Mr.. Louis Kessler, Ludlngton Mich, Gays
81 have never found anything to equsl Browns
Iron Bitters as a tonic"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16
e,r;pg., (,Ivcer,ue salye.

The best on earth can truly be said OF Grigg's
Glycenne Salve. which is q sure cure for cuts,
bruises, scalds bnrns, wounds, and all other
sores. Will positively cure piles, letter and all
skin eruptions. satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded. Only Is cents.
Sold by Duncombe Stearps, 4 Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16

Chappell has very nice assortment Of nn r
solid gold and rolled plate, neck and guard
chains, solid pens. bracelets, charms, &c.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-03-16

Messrs. r. ) Varnum IL Co.. Jouesville,
Mich, Gays: browns Iron Bltters has a
ready sale, and our customers speak highly
NJ ~
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27
A LUCKLEsS SOPHOMORE

lsid hex hand -'tNa> ycar-acc:
She loved I4e :hen, and told NE >.
A., llI.-c.!;.. u the lattice cate.
Sic Yrs 81 ny arm. ana balo Il
Walt,
Size cal. : fore: u all. | know.
We -ponr IN whispers sweet and low,
begged = hi-- and then. although
She sighed, and seemed 10 hesitate,
| held her hard.
lis strange that love 80 cold en- grow.
That lime can deal - keen ;. blow.
Her love. alas, il turned 20 hate.
Perhaps held the hand OF fate.
All. we'll, can't f0r-et heich he,
reid her hand
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

An exchange says that some Of
the sweetest music this world has
kIlown ha, been heard only by the
singer" 1t is funny that tie warld
should know about tins sweet sing
Ing when only the singer heard it.
However. it is pity that some of tn"
music that the world has known not
to I've So confounded sweet. was not
heard only by the singer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

We lhlilh II unnecessary to go to a doctor and
pay HIN 70 prescribe for "a common cold. At
the same tim" II l. Of thu. utmost importance
I" pay attention 1" II ami get relief evil con-
sequences may ensue. Neu-c Ammens Cough
Syrup. Ii has never failed yet to 10 all that is
claimed for II. and We take pleasure in re ON
H"ndIng II 10 our READERS If you have not
tried tins me,iicIn" go TO your druggist and u-k
70 80 "a lar- BOTH: and read the label.
When You huvea cough or cold ask for Am
me;l'- Cough Syrup. 1t will surely cure YOU.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

\ young California lady. named
Sawyer, has made her debut in a
concert under the stage name of
Glanninl Savini. If they call her
Nlnny," for short, the appropriate
ness OF the name will not be dues
toned
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27
Carpets and furniture 20 per cent. cheaper
at 4. Schellhaas', llth ST., Oakland.


WNTSuNvILIE CAL.. Feb. eth, lNS2.-I rrr-
ommrnd your Cough Syrup 'Ammen'< Cough
Syrup IN preference TO all others, a. know It's
merits q. \ MOREHEAD.
l-i,., IT
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

P"RTEEsyIIIF, cal. April Inth, IAS2. Mr.. Eui,-
"rt ;. Amm"n Sir: ! have been >rllIu. Your
valuable" t"uGl, Syrup for the last twelve
months !h" past " utcr W. had the worst
rli i".c al measles. Who"rin.; cough and colds
eve LAW. Ammru'- Couch syrup sold better
than ANY cough medicine had in III" house ~
I"'c' :" always kip good supply III my store.
Respectfully yours
r.H.CHArMAN DRUGGIST
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

Mr.. Harry Williams. Ia" aiding druggist of
Gr""uvIi", Plum2s County. tal.. und.r date of
August Eth. Writes. e Your mcltril" Am
m"n' Cough Syrup h,~ gwen entire -ati>fnc-
II -. l"Ni eel my sal 3, Ia greatly increase. a.
soon IL the fall e,t- in.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

Mercury III reference to immea Cough Syrup
u" efficacy of which can attest. Editor Of
Ndt-"nvlilr. thi Tran-crI Ut. March LIST lN~a
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

Did it ever occur t. Won that the
band usually stops playing Just after
You have opened the window. knocked
down a shutter. and DESTROYED a lace
curtain or two III endeavorng te hear
il more plainly
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

Th"rr i "Ir' consolation ;.;"ut grow Ing old
-y"u live t" y"ur friends growing old, too
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27
TO LADIES

\ wunaita Wit j. more frequently pressed
int" the service Of her folly than Of her SENSE.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

~ Faded articles Of all kinds restored to
their original l-'auty t., Diamond DYES Per-
feet and simple. 10 {, nts, at all druggists.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

High chairs 4; low prices at II. Schellhaas'
1lth St. Oakland.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

G'-"i qualities stand NOR. in tiIr way Of
''n"~ makin- friends than vices TO-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

There wa, good prescription given 10y a
phN~Ic {" = patient; DO something fur
sun-in, Il
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

joaquin Miller says that he Shc Il
not pay much attention to poetry
hereafter, because he finds play
writing more profitable He Is now
engaged upon drama which h"
thinks viii bring fame and fnrtnnn
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

A woman sholld not paint senti
ment till she has ceased to inspire it
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

lnvalt,is who are
recovering vital
Stamina, declare in
grateful terms
their appreciation
Of the merits a. Il
tonic If Hostel
tcr'e Stomach BIT
tors. Not Only doe,
II Impnrt siren 9Th
To the eak. but il
also corr.cts an IT.
regular acid state
of the stomach,
makes the bowels
az I III Iliplr'E li'l'T-
val. gives ,'a~" To
those vino suffer
from rheumatic
ani kidney trouble
AMI conqu r. Ms
well as prevents
lever and ague.
For sale by ali
Druggists an d
dealers generally.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

v hen women are the adviser, the
lords of creation don't take the ad-
vice until tLcY have persuaded them
selves that it Is Just what they had
intended to do: then they act upon
it, and if il succeeds they give the
weaker vessel half ihr crcIit Of it;
hut if il fails they generally give her
the whole
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

4 DELICIOUS breakfast or supper dish.
sol SED SPI(ED g'ILdu AkDS in
10. tins.
For Sale at all (irocers AMI Wholesale of rhe
Rod Cross Packing Co, san Francisco.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

Fr"pl" must remember that all at
t"npte to reduce corpulence after it
Is once acquired are attended with
more or less danger. The only safe
remedy for males or females having
tendency to the excessive accumula
tl"n of fat is the preventive one
that Is the pursuance of those habits
OF life ordinarily observed by profes-
sional athletes. BY the way, first
class trainer" of boxers could reap a
rich harvest by publishing a little
book free of -lanc. where the secrets
OF ms trade would be revealed to the
general public. The instructions
would be worth their weight in gold,
and the doctors bills for families
would be reduced to almost nothing.
\" one enjoys the bounding sensa-
ton of life as much as man whose
physique has been brought up to its
highest point. but who soon wastes
II IN a pugilistic encounter.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

4 liberal arrangement made
with permanent guests. - =,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-04-27

a little girl, some three or four
years old. had been corrected by her
mother somewhat severely. In the
sam" family was another little girl of
three and half years. staying tenn
p"raDly. whose mother was not living.
rs soon a the two were alone, this
latter one expressed her sympathy
for the culprit as follows: Use sorry
for 90. My mother is in heaven.
Don't you wish yours was,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-08-09
"Olllun'S Ifrfen,l.

Having been troubled tor many years with kidney
disease, with severe pains in my back nnd limbs
my ankles werc at times very badly swollen-I
was advised to go to the hospital for treatment,
which dad on the advice OF q friend, but found
no lclief, ai least only Of temporary nature and
h'Il gwen up all hope OF y cure until my husband
was advised TO use Hunts Remedy by a friend
that had used It and been cured of n severe case
ot dropSy anu kidney trouble. procured bottle,
anu hnd not used One-laf OF the bottle before [
began TO nc better, no pain In the back, and the
swelling Of my limbs commenced to 70 tiown anu
my appetite was much better, for had become 80
bad That all ! ate distressed me very much IL
was really dyspepsia, combined with the other
troubles, anu have used four bottles ana ON
able to do my work and attend to household
dulles, which before mad been a burden to mo
AMI can only thank Hunts Remedy for the health
AMI happiness which now enjoy, ana esteem it
great privilege and duly to give You this letter
III benalf OF my MANY suffering lady friends in
Boston ana the country; and can only say in con-
clusl'n that II you once try II you wi be convinced
as was, even against my own will, that Hunts
Remedy ~ indeed Il womans friend. You ure at
hhcrly to use this for their benefit, If you so
choose. Respectfully your,
MRS WM. GRAY.
Hotel Goldsmith, lll6 fremont street BOSTON
!NrrIl -, lSSi.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-08-09
DOMESTIC,

THE executive ability required to SUD.
cessfully balance the needs OF the bread
jar may not be given to every woman
but she may at last see that none is
wasted. II pieces have accumulated,
dry them crisp and brown in the oven,
and use them for the stuffing for fowls,
for the basis of pudding, or for grid
die cakes. Ii half-Ioaf or whole one
is too stale to be relished on the table,
set it in the stemaer over kettle of boil
ing water, and send to the table on hot
plate and covered with napkin; or,
after pouring enough water over it to
wet 1t, set it in a covered pan in the
oven and let it remain there until tho
superfuous moisture has evaporated and
the bread is really steamIng. This
should be on occasional dish only, for
no one likes it many times in succession.
Slices OF stale bread may be dipped IN
egg and be fried brown in butter, and
be served as an omelet. There nre
many OTHER ways in which it may be
prepared, and, with little care, no
woman need reproach herself with the
fear that through her neglect and waste
fuiness her children will come to "woful
want"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-08-09

A BALTIMORE man who disappeared
from his accustomed haunts about O
year ago turned up the other day look
ing seedy and discouraged and. in
answer to the query as to what had hap
pened him, he replied:
VI left hero for Kansas with every
prospect of making a fortune, but luck
was against NO."
Did you go into stock ?"
"No, sir, organize fire insurance
company"
"Ihat ought to have paid /"
"Of course it had; but just as I got
tfe thing to running one of the insured
up and burned out. and come upon me
for $500 damages, and that busted me
skyhigh!" |"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-08-09
To Steady tho Nerves

Is q task to the accomplishment Of which mar
cotlcs and sedatives are inadequate. The effect
they produce Is paralytlc They destroy sensa-
ton without bcnelitting the nerves. IIostetter's
Stomach Bitters, on the contrary, strengthens
and sootles the nervous system. Oyerwork and
mental anxiety weaken and relax it, aud there
Is no more reliable means OF bracing 1t and
digestion and promoting assimilation Of the food
two effects always consequent upon the use
OF the great stomachic. Failing strength Ia re-
cuperated, regular habit Of body restored, and
appetite Improved by the Bitters Disease must
be regarded rs an exceedingly remote possibility
Malaral disease, constipation, dyspepsia, rheu-
mattsm and kidney troubles are overcome by
and prevented by this standard medicine, which
has no peer among American tonics, and Is III
constantly increasing demand In Mexico, the
West indies and South America.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-08-09
HUMOROUS,

Alt is not gold that glittefs! Gus De
Smith was seen on the streets yesterday,
cooking as if there he'd been several
deaths in the family. "What's the
matter. GusP" asked frsend. Il have
lost my big diamond breast-pin and
am afraid somebody will find It," 'I
don't understand you. should think
you would want it found. "You ought
to offer large reward for it." "I'd be
willing now this is contidentlal-I'd be
willing to offer a reward to the man who
wouldn't find it, for if 1t is found it will
be taken to jeweler store to have it
analyzed, and then the world will know
that all is not gold that gIitters and that
only paid dollar and hal1 for It,"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-08-09

ONE OF tho simplest and best ways by
which light 'oolored kid gloves can be
cleaned Is this: Put the gloves on your
hands, take an Old and very soft linen
handkerchief, wet it III sweet milk, and
rub 1t ON piece of white soap-cnstilo
or any toilet sonp will answer tho pur-
pose-then apply to the scilcd paris Of
the glove; do this until the spots dis
appear; tn, II wet the entire glovo and
pull 1t and stretch md rub until it Is
dry. If yon are faithful 1t will not dry
Ill wrinkles. One word OF caution
should be added to tho above. Layon-
der.colored gloves cannot bo cleaned in
this way, as they will fade and look
spotted.