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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-03-16
st. Johnsbury Church Directory.

4drent-Paddock Village. Preaching by Rev
Chas. Earl Preston of Bristol, r. 1. sabbath Ser.
vices at 1890 a. m. las and 6:30 p. IN. Sabbath
School IL m. Prayer Meetings at 730 D. M Sunday
Tuesday and Friday evenings.
BGptiSt-Railroad Street. Corner Maple Rev
L. 4. Sandford Pastor. Preaching IO:5O \ NJ S
school II NJ Prayer meeting $50. Prayer meet
ing Wednesday evening at 7:3O.
Free Baptist-Man Street. Corner Prospect
Rev ii. Loekhart Pastor Sabbath services, 1890
A NJ, and 6:30 p N. Sabbath School at 10 NJ PRAYER
meeting Wednesday evening at 7:3O
Church Of the Messidh-t tUniversalistJ Eastern
avenue corner Cherry street. Rev. b. NJ. Tillot
son, Pastor Sabbath services at las p NJ
Sabbath School at 12 N. Wednesday evening meet
ing at 7:30.
Methodist-Central street Rev. E W. Culver
Pastor Residence next to the Church. Sab
bath services at 1890 A NJ, and 6:3O P NJ Sabbath
school at II NJ Wednesday evening meeting at
North CongregationaI-Main street corner of
Church. Rev. Henry W Jones, Pastor. Sabbath
at 7:30.
south CongregatiCnat-Main street. Rev. Ed
1890 A. NJ, aud $50 p. NJ Sabbath School at - NJ
Wednesday evening meeting at 7:3O.
Presbyteridn ChUTch-Rev. W R. Laird pas.
tor Services at Presbyterian Hall, every Sab
bath at 1880 a. IN. 300 p. III. Sabbath school 300
Prayer meeting 6:30. Bible reading Wednesday
evening 1880.
st A AndreWs-( EpscopalD Main street, Rev
r. ) Fisher Rector. Services Sundays at
1880 a. m. and ; p. Wednesdays at 7:3O d. Il. .
Sunday School at IL m
Roman Cdttolc-Cherry Street. Rev. j. A.
Aoissonnault Parish Priest. Mass and 10 a. III
'Fespers and BenedctiOn at p. On the
second Sunday of the month service at $50 a. m
and p. IN. At LyndOnville same day at 1890 a. m
Y. II. q. A.-Meetings at the hall of the Y. NJ c.
a, Nam street Sunday mornings at $50 Satur-
day evenings at 1.3O, Young Mems meeting Sun
day at 80 p III. Noon meeting every day at
rooms on Eastern avenue.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-03-16

Through the chilly winter morning,
Through the gloomy veil OF mist,
Came the snow-fiakes, thickly falling,
Hiding everything they kissed
Every window-sill and doorstep,
And the stones beneath the feet
Till pail of perfect whiteness
Covered all the silent street
Soon the feet of busy people,
Passing to their daily toll,
Trod the whiteness out, and marred it
With the grimy stain of soil
Till the trampled mass presented
But a sad and painful sight
Painful in its wretched contrast
With the snow of yesternight.
In the chilly winter morning
Came a little soul one day,
Sweet as any mountain daisy
Growing in its bed of clay.
Fair the face that shOne above it,
1.-the the limbs that made its prison;
1t was faiTer than the snow fakes
Ere the morning sun had risen.
Soon the hasting feet of Passion
Trod the soul and beat it down;
And sinful hand defiled it
In the markets of the town;
Till the face had lost its beauty,
And the limbs grown worn and thin,
With the wretchedness that follows
In the deadly track of sin.
Sullied snow is never whitened,
Never can be fair again;
But there is purifying
For the sinful souls of men;
And the print of evil footsteps
In the downward path We trOd,
May be blotted out forever
By the mercy of our God.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-03-16
Tight Lacing.

Richard A. Proctor, the well-known
lecturer on astronomy, once tried the
experiment of wearing a corset, and
thus describes the result: "When the
subject Of corset wearing was under
discussion in the pages of the English
Mechanic, was struck" he says, "with
the apparent weight of evidence in
favor of tight lacing. | was in partic-
ular struck by the evidence of some as
to its use in reducing cOrpulence. |
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-03-16

OF persons, old women of both sexes.
VINO think the great anxiety of an edi
TORS iife Is to ''get something to fill upn
MS columns.-LSpringtield Republican.
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st. Johnsbury Post Office.

Commencing Oct. 9, the mails will close at the
Post Office follows
Passumpsic Il. X. Way Mail, South, SO Oa M
No. Danville $50 a. NJ
ST D. l. q X. X. Way Mail, East 2.15 p. M
st. j. & l.. C. X. r. Way Mail, West, 23O D. M
Montpelier 81 W. River, r. k. Way Mail 23O p. m
Passumpslc X X. Way Mail. North, 4.3O p.
West Concord and st. Johnsbury East. $50 a. IN
Waterford, W. Wat'fd and l.. Wat'fd, 4.3O D. m.
Boston, New York, Conn X. Val. Mail 500 D. m
Central Vermont K. Way Mail, 500 y. IN e.
Collections will be made from the mail boxes
IN season for the mail sOuth in the morning
and at p. III. Collections will also be made from
the mail box at corner of Railroad Street and
Eastern Avenue at a. III and 73O p. m
CHAS. p. CARPENTER. I'd. p NJ
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st. JohnsbnrY Athenmr

Library and Reading Room Free to all. Open
from a. NJ to II NJ. from . to 6 P. NJ. and from
: to : l2 Saturday evenings.
Art GaIlery-Open Tuesdays and Fridays.
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Telegraph ONCE.

Western Union and VI InternGtional-in St
Johnsbury House. Open from a. IN, to 9 D. III
sundays to 10 m, to p. III. Night messages
AT half rates
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East ST. .JOhnsbury

CongregdtioHdi-Rev. F. b. Phelps Pastor
Sunday services at 1915 a IN. and $50 p. IN. Sab
hath school at l2.OO. Wednesday evening meeting
at $50
Methodist.-Rev. w. b. WOrthing Pastor. sun
day services at 1.30 D. IN.
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HARNESSES

Thanking the people of st Johnsbury and vicin-
ty for their liberal patronage in the past l would
inform them that shall continue to manufacture
and keep everything usually found in a first-cl
Harness shop, including
Heavy Work, Light Double Driving, and
all styles of single Driving and
Express Harnesses.
My aim is not to see how cheap an article can
make, but to see how good harness l can make
for the least possible price. also keep complete
assortment of
Whips,
Horse Brushes,
Combs and Cards,
large variety of Interfering
Goods, EnameIIed & Rubber Cloths,
Enamelled & Patent Leathers
Oil Cloths, Horse Cow
ers & Nets, Car
riage Mats
HARNESS OIL, AND SOAPS
~ Repairing attended TO promptly.
JOHN L. COUCH,
Basement of Danville Block Opposite Pass. Depot
ST. JOHNSBURY, VT.
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ST. t9umsbmn (aledOnian.
G. NJ. STONE IL Co,

PUBLISHERS

Opposite the Athensum, st. Johnsbury, VT.
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~ No CUT inserted. No objectionable adrertise-
tnents receired aud nothing but legitimate business
IdreTiising solicited
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04
AYE RS PILLS.
Pull directions. in various languages. No.
company each package.
rnrrArrp W
Or.g.o.AysrA o., Lowell, Msss.
soldby all Drueslsts.
HOW WATCHES ARE MADE

II will be apparent TO any one, who will
examine SOLID GoLD WATCH, that aside
from the necessary thickness for engrav-
ing and polishing. large portion Of the
precious metal used, ia needed only to
stiflen and hold the engraved portions in
place, and supply the necessary solidity
and strength. The surplus gold is actual
ly necdlss so far rs UTILrrY and beauty are
concerned. sIns JAMES BOSS PATENT
GOLD WATCH CASER this WASTE Of
precious metal is overcome, and the sAME
soLIpETH AND STRENGTH produced at from
onc.third to one half OF the usual cost Of
Solid cases. This process is OF the most
simple nature, as follows: plate Of nickle
composition metal. especially adapted to
the purpose, has txQ plates q SOLID GOLD
Soldcred one on Sach ia The three aSc
then passed hctx ssu poIisbed steel rollers,
and the result is 4 stssp ofheavy plated
composition, from which the cases, backs,
centres, bezels, &c., are out and shaped by
suitable dies and formers. The gold in
these are sufficiently thick TO admit OF al
kinds Of chasing, engraving and enamel
ing; the engraved cases have been carried
until worn perfectly smooth by time aud
use without removing the gold.
THIS Is THE ONLY CASE MADE
WITH TWO PLATES OF SOLID GOLD
AND WARRANTED BY SPECIAL GER
TIFICATE.
For sale by all jewelers.. Ask for nlus-
trated Catalogue, and to SEQ warrant.
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An Eyeto Busi.ess

A very small boy, with tsttered straw
bst and bareiooted. was engaged in q
species Of occupation whose nature was
not manifest. In his left band he held :
tin box, and With lis right hand be was
making downward sweeps vitltbe earnest.
ness and regularity Of The piston rod Of .
steam engine. A man said:
"say boy, what are you doing there?"
"Ketchin'gfies.
"wbat do you do with those hies'"
The boy ceased bis gyrations and
turned round. Look here" he said
"yous peoples bother me too much. Ell
tell you what does with these nies.
what'lI yon gi' ne2''
"a nickle. said one. "A dime. said
the one Who had asked the question.
"A quarter said another
"AlI right" said the boy screwing the
top on his boz and shifting himself while
the flies returned to the top Of the sign
door. ''hit's a go, bnt yous peoples got
10 put the sugar up first
They ''put up" the "sugsr" in the boys
hand. There was quarter, dime and >
nickel, and when the boy WAS confden'
that the forty cents sere sll tbsre he
picked up bis boz and moved shout foot
away 80 n 70 get good start on the
crowd. Ths crowd watched bis motions
and the man who ssksi hin what be wn
doing. when he sas the suspicious action,
said;
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4
The average weigh, of an ada, man !.
l40 lbs, O or
The average weigh, Of .kele,oa 10
about IL lbs.
Nunbss OF bopss, $40.
The average weight Of the brain Of .
mAa s31.2 lbs.. Of woman Z lbs. Is on.
Ihe skelsson msAsures one inch less than
the Insight OF the living man. qs
The brain Of man exceeds twice that Of
any Other animal ~
The average height Of an Englishman 10
) H. Bin, average weight. l50 lbs. j. height
OF = Frsnchman H. 4 in., weighti3G his,
height Of a Belgian o H. $40 in. weight
l40 lbs.
The average lumber OF teeth is 80.
A man breAthes about 20 times in min.
ute. or 1900 in an hour.
A man breathos about Is pints Of air in
minute, or upwards Of seven hogsheads
in day.
A man annually contributes to vegeta.
uou lzA POUNDS VI carbon.
The average Of the pulse in infancy ia
l20 per minute; in manhood 80; at sixty
years co.
The pulse OF females is more frequent
than that OF males.
The weight Of the circulating blood is
about 28 lbs.
,,.
The heart beats rs times in minute,
sends nearly 10 lbs Of blood through tho
veins and arteries each beat. and makes
beats while we breathe once.
240 lbs, or 54 hogsheads and gallons
or 1882 IL pints OF blood pass through
Ihe heart in "a hours.
1000 ounces OF blood pass through the
kidneys in one hour.
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a SHARP saassisr.

/ A well.known diamond smuggler whom
the New York custom house detectives
have in vain tried to seize. not long sine,
sailed from Antwerp on the Rhyland
A Hamburg detective came over with hin
to watch him the whole voyage. ThiI
clever smuggler wore thick. black beard
and whiskers, and it was suspected thai
be carried his precious freight concealed
in them. One morning not long ago the
authorities on this side received despatch
from their Hamburg agent, which read:
''R. has shaved his beard. Did not
know it until he had sailed five days. He
is on the Rhyland. He has got 70 large
diamonds on his person.
Al soon as the Rhyland was sighted
six custom house officers steamed down
and intercepted her. They looked for the
nov beardless man. Just as they were
about to give up the search stranger
asked.
You are custom house officers and you
look for Rosenberg with the diamonds?"
"We are aud we do. =
THAT is Rosenberg, and the diamonds
sewed In the lining Of bis necktis
In another minute pale, smooth faced.
sallow man was struggling in their hands.
His scarf was taken from his neck and
explored with sharp pen-knife. Twenty
diamonds OF various sizes were found.
His trunk was next rummaged, every
necktie seached and seventy three dia-
monds Of great lustre discovered. The
fellow wept and wrupg his hands. When
the custom house officers arrived at head.
quarters the chief, who held cablegram
in his hand. eagerly inquired:
"Did you get Rosenburg?"
Eyes SIR"
"Where were the stones?"
''Sewed in the lining Of his necktie,"
'Tbat's rather strange" " Iremsrked the
chief. Here's Hamburg dispatch which
says, Just learned that Rosenburg carried
= XIX Lh .f lH
the diamonds between hi. back and por.
Gus plaster
Here are the diamonds anyhow" said
the leader OF the raid. "and We iosnd
them in the lining Of his necktie.'
The chief locked at the gems and said.
''Send the jewel expert here.
He came examined the diamonds. aud
Struggling his shoulders said: Paste, bnt
first class"
Three frantic officers spent the afternoon
tracing Mr.. Rosenburg They discovered
him at the Metropolitan hotel. and withou:
. word OF ceremony burst into his apart
ment. "What do you wsnt'" he inquired
with apprehension. They threw him on
his face and made frantic exploration Of
bis back. He had taken his bath and the
plaster had vanished, but where it had
been, mixed with the impression Of the
plaster, we're the imprints 81 seventy large
| ri R
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Hold %. boy, you Aavas .old me Why

Hold 90. boy yop havnt told me Why
yoa catch those iiies !"
"Ali right. said The boy. neAltbsly
putting snother step between himself sni
Tho crowd, I'm tell yon II you really
want TO know Why le,ehes them il,e., 4"
Yes. yes, answered Tho crowd in
br~th. finally losing pasicecc
I WELL answered the boy AZ he prepared
TO run "keiehin flies IA onlya par, 81
nay business kcichin' suckers At foay
censs ia the other part, docs best on The
suckers. and lao disappeared sround tho
corner. = Chicago Tones
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, John Wesley WAS once troubled in 70
gard 10 the deposition al The various sects
and tho chances of each in reference 10 fa,
turo hsprine~s or panishmenl A dream
one night transported him in iss nscertAin
uandefings to the gates Of hell
fare there any Roman Catholics hereS''
asked shoughtful Wesley
YES = vas the reply.
ANY Episcopsliapsf'
"Yes."
ANY Presbyserisnss"
"Yes."
ANY Congrcgstionalists?'
Yes" va
"Any Bsptistss" ya8A
"Yes." M Egs ts .Nt
ANY Mslhodistss8 by shs way Of .
cliucher. Asked tho pious Wesley.
Yea TO bis great ipdisnsaion wss On.
swered. H a u
In the mystic way Of dreams . sudden
trAasitios --and he stood before The gates
Of heaven ! Inproviag his opportunity he
again inquired: 4slw H 49, sa
Are there say Roman Catholics hsrsr
"No," was the reply. sfae
ANY Episcopalisns2'
mo 4
"Any Presbyterianss'
"No."
"Any Congregationalistss'
.No." H -
ANY Baptists?" aah 1 aJ
mo" M
ANY Methodists?'
"No." n -
"Well. then" he asked. lost in wonder.
'who are they inside
"Christi0s' was the jubilant answer.
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y q
Miss csrsoa cane 70 Chicago before ths
great Gre. o.. 20 che alwsys expressed II
the great eonHsgratios- She kept board
err. and The struggle she made 10 ., leas'
come ont even at the ed " ths month
gave her face pinchsj asd worried a.
preston which her bIaadest suiIe ccaid
nos wholly obliiersaa 80 Mss .ma "A
Her hosrdsn vsss I've 10 snntse -
wsrc al eentlcmss. E
Mr.. Hsll, an oId~s.slAosss AAyl bsi
boarded With Mis Carson Elk years
though he threatened 70 leave on N aver
40 Of once week,
M. wilkipa. M Crane and Mr. Stove
we're salesmsn 10 large dry goods house.
TAsy occasionally presented their landls'
dy with gloves. handksrchiefs and the lat
les thing in nsctvsas. N rssun for which
kipdnsa she dared thsir ssteekings and
rsplaoa1 1mlpias tut1eps. 4
Last. but By no means least. for he Vas
III sest TN IAsmvps Ma Fay. . young
lawyer, vno had tSAen , foo,n Immediate.
y under the manssrd roof, and who spent
his evenings reading ponderons volumes
that his lsndlAdy declared made her head
ache even 10 look at. ~
At first Miss Carson was inclined 10
weave ronances about Mr.. FAy--he vas 80
handsome. 40 quiet and reserved. Was he
something 10 disguise, or was he suffering
from An unrequited love? However, -
months passed on, and nothing startling
Was heard concsrning him, she ceased 70
think much about him. except rs rather
unsocial young man, totally wrapped up
In his studies. a NwTa
Miss Carson nadeit point always to
show . ready sympathy 10 whatever inter
ested her boarders.
IF Mr.. Stowe told her the White Stock.
ings had beaten the Bostons, or soDe 9th
sr thrilling item Of nsws oosuscted with
the national idiocy shs ycnld sxclaim: Il
am surpriscdf' or "what PITY With an
interest that was only equalled by her ig.
norance Of the great American game,
But il WAS severe trial tothe good or
thodoY lady whom Mr.. Hall. who wss an
admirer Of Ingersoll, would say:
/ tell you. Miss Carson, It's only ques
ton Of time when church going will be re.
gArdedss mere superstition People
will laugh about IL, as they do now about
witchcraft.
Miss Carson could not argue. She would
merely throw him sickly smile and
sdroitIy change ths subisst. wishing with
gentle sigh that Mr. Hall would marry A
woman who xsuld, change bis wicked
yiaws
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04

Prince Takchito, heir presumptive 10
the throne Of japan, who left that country
as midshipmsn 10 the Iron Duke, English
man.of WIZ, in the summer Of 1861, las 81
last fst1rsNd home. q s9'ig4sa M
IN noticing thiseysn the Jopa, 1fra OBJ.
serves that tho education which I've hss 70.
ceivel offers strange contrast TO the sys.
tenn Hitherto pursued by persons Of his
rank il japan. At'20 years Of age he Wis
tied nearly Ill the civilized countries In the
world. taking his turn Of service on board
an English 1man.of war, passed examins.
tion Tor the rank OF lieutenant at the Roy.
al Naval college. Greenwich. and moved
about among strangers Just as the son Of
an English noblemen would have done
"At 80 years Of age, under the former
regime, adds the writer. III lie had lived
80 long, he would have known nothing
more Of the world than could be learned
from rare gIimpses through the blinds Of
. palanqnin or the bamboo curtain Of IN
alcove." The prince appears TO have trsv-
eled under the title and name Of Count
Sswa
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A childs observation II confined 70 ths
appearance Of things II does not redsct
The following illustrates it, vsy ef looking
on: felf NaEf
A little three-yesr old. whose father did
not use razor. was recently. while on 3
visit to an amt, greatly interested 10 SEQ.
ing her uncle shave. After watching him
intently for few moments. she said:
Uncle. what do you do that fori Papa
don't wash his face with little broom
and wipe it OF with . knife"
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04

The primary use 81 knowledge Is for
such suidsnes Of conduct in all circum-
stances - shall make living complete. Ali
other noes OF knowledge arc secondary.
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Y q
A Detroit physician who had business
Oh Woodbridge street yesterday had bis
attention called to boy shout twelve
years Of age, who had pick ed mp crscksd
watermelon from q commission house and
vas eating IL ~ the aIIsy. boy. that
melon isn't ripe, warned the doctor. II
diIn't say IL was was the blunt reply.
"And It's sour" "weIi, can swest4n
her | gncss "YOu look ont for tha
cholera mo, buar 'J,ys had her and tho
small pox tool See Ieie," said ths
doctor. thinking 70 mske q last appeal.
~ you eat thst melon yon'il b. dead in.
side "a bours" And you look bereT re-
piled the boy. a. Ls cpt of another slice
With pisce of iron hoop. 'you may chin
and talk and scare ali yon want 70. but
I'm 10 ki', fkpsw al,st you want. snt
yer can't have ~ You rst take TINS mel.
on home for Hft-~a eepis IN rash, but yer
eau scare me into letting Il 90 Tor notbing'
You'd better buy your peloDs 10 the reg
ulsr way aud save roar chin for pszt wears
campaign.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04

1--WE given that boy the wrong medi
cine.' exclaimed druggist. seizing his
hat and rushing from the store The boy
had reached home by the time the drug.
gist oyartook him.
'Ssy. exclaimed the druggist ss sn old
negro approached. I've given your boy
the wrong medicine.
.'Whst did you gin him."
II gave him morpine. You sent for
quinins."
'sDsts all right DE udder day ] ssns
for morphine. and ye sent quinine. sn' dis
time when wanted morphine. to keep
down any mistakes, ] sent for quininf,
known yer wouldn't send what the boy
axed for; 90 home an sell some rats pizen.
Arkmm9 7rpelr.
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kYEnS 4 r-s., ~ /. ~. ....
LID ysgrs~~ vsif sse.as fAs
yrsg~y sss ~ sass cas.
N, ta..,ss ~st.a. 90 c.sa,s.ss. ~
lswless . - sn&sss = AuHs rllls.
5A~ h*ss~ rsssisr ssiiy ssse. and ~
Sr-- ,n< s~selss lssrnl, toDsstios.a I
rc faaissssiss. % Dysp~psia. Arsss
rftIs st aarslaAsss. sssa ssfs cure.
H@~ssausr. LsSs ~ Aprsssss, Posi-
Stomach, vissaisrsy. rskxsis~ss, nsaA.
ache, ssmss~ss, Nausea. sss III ssllsssd
ana cared b Aria's PstLs. rtln
10 Liver Complaint, Biiieas Disordsrs.
mad Jsaadier, AtEs's Fills ssoaid -
sivss In aas~sisrp ssossAso sseps -
iisw .aa hevss4 - remove ssassipsynn.
Asa cleansing sssdisn~ \ ~ spriss. d.
FItas sf. snssesnA. .A-A
wsrms. ssssea sy a morbid .osasses u
shs sssss. are srpstse y VSb s'ssSs. f
Er~pss~~.. ssss 1ssSassA s~s s7ssss
the result of Indigestion 80 constitatson, are
cured W tie use u AYIn's PiILs.
For Caids. take Asrms PlllS 70 opss
sas ferss, rsmsse nasnmA,ofy sssrstIons,
and silas the fever.
~. fpisrsh@~ ssd Dyssntsry, caused BY
s ~ c5lsi,. lad gertiiie food. ete., AyKK's
PiAA arc tho une remedy.
Bbsanlaiisn. Gout. Neuralgia. and
ss.siie@, otlsa Tesali FROM digestive derange-
fiaFs. W colds. apd dssnp.rsf on removing
the esu~ BY the use % AYrR's Pulls.
fsmsrs, Drspsy, Kjsssy csnpisisss,
ssi other disorders caused by debility or
obstruction, are cured by AYERS PILis.
suppressIoa, As4. Paiafai Mssstrsa-
tien. have safs and ready remedy 10
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04

Hrs MoDEsrY The other night po.
liceman observed man hanging around
the entrance Of Micigan Avenue hall 10
a queer sort Of a way, and he asked him II
he belonged to the order in session up
stairs. The man replied that be did. and
the officer inquired:
Then why don't you 20 up''
"Well, was thinking OF it"
'Havu't been expelled, have yonp'
"Oh, no.
aren't afraid Of anybody"
NO
II might as well tell you. said the man
after boating around while longer, IL
went down to Toledo. few days ago. and
somehow the story came back here that !
1 was drowned. My lodge thereupon
passed resolutions to the effect TINT ! was
honest, upright and liberal, and Inning
ornament, and that what was its loss was
my gain. wasn't drowned, MS you see,
but kind o'hate to walk in on them and
bust those resolutions. I've tried il three
times, and ! cant get up higher than tho
fifth stair before weaken"
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-04
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