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CHURCH DIRECTORY.

GRACE CHURCH-IIoly communion
first Sunday OF every month. Sunday
services At II A. NJ, and 80 p. NJ. Wednes.
day evening service az Z 30 o'clock. Rev
NJ. j.. Wilson. Rector.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-SeT-
vices at IL A. N. and Z 80 Pm. WedneS.
day evening prayer meeting at Z: -
o'clock. lev. j. V. Milligan, Pastor.
CoEGREG ATIoEAL CHURCH-Services
at II A. NJ. and 80 i. N. Rev. Sam
Wood. Pastor.
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH-Seryices
az lO:30 4. ". Rev. l.. Dielman, Pastor
II. j.. CHURCH-SerYiccS at II 4. 81
and Z 30 p. u. Lecture and Prayer Meet.
ing, Wednesday, at Z p. VI. Rev. Wm
Roberts, Pastor.
BAPTIST CHURCH.-ServiceS eacf
Lords Day at IL 4. NJ. and q 7. II
Prayer Meeting on Wednesday, al q
p. N. Rev. b. 5. McLatIerty, pastor.
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Ten years ago two loving hearts

Ten years ago two loving hearts
were separated by a little quarrel
owing TO the miscarriage Of an ex-
planatory letter. lie went west
and married; she stayed east and
married, and now both are free.
He has eight children and the
jaundice, and she seven and the
dyspepsia, and neither has any
idea of marrying again. Truth
may be stranger than fiction, bat
IL Is not so romantic.
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The German army is the most
perfect military machine in exis-
tence. Each corps is constructed
so as to form in itself a complete
little army that can without in
convenience be at any time de-
tached from the main body. Dur.
ing peace everything is, kept
ready for mobilization in case OF
war. If the decree for mobilIza
ton were to be wired Tomorrow
from Berlin, the whole field
would be ready in Il few hours to
march.
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The newest nicely as to perjury
is found in San Francisco. One
Perazza had been convicted Of the
crime, bnt the supreme court re-
versed the conviction on the
ground that the point that the Of
fender was sworn to testify to
was not material in the proceed,
ings and therefore his testimony
could not be perjury.
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FKSSELS on TIE Ely.
From Foreign I'ertS. for the
Columbia River

From Foreign rortS. for the
Columbia River
Bargany. Br SD April . CLYDE
Blengfell, Br sp May Ii London
BhOtau. Br sp Liverpool May y
Chas. cotesworth. Rr blk Liverpool
City of Madrid. Br So Mar Clyde
City of Carlisle. Br bk Greenock Augl!
Eskdaie. B- blk Liverpool July &c
Glenperis, Br bk April . Cardiff
Girvan. Br bk April &c London
Harry Bailey. Br bk Buenos Avres
Inchgreen. Br sp 1901 Greenock, June2
lronside. Br bl Greenock May l9
Isle of AnEesea, Br bk May Liverpool
Janet Mcneil Br bk June lS Glasgow
killochan. Br 50 Newcastle
Lake Erie, Br So London April ~
Malsgate. BT bls Liverpool NAY =!
ObAn BAY, Br bk Mar 81 Glasgow
Oakwor;h, Br 81 Feb % London
Oberon. Br bk Hull June 81
Oberon, Br 50 London June To
Star of Erin, Br sp Glasgow June ~
Spirit OF the Dawn. Br bk May ? London
From American p0rts.
Astoria, Am sp \ Sept l3
Merom, Am spN Y August l.
~ w Watts. Am bk New y orr Mg- .
Sea King, Am sp n Julyi
Sovereign Of the Seas, Am 50 New York June
Iillie r Starbuck. Am sp y Y June q
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t'hesebr0ugh, Am sp MtWashingtou. Am sp
Harry Morse. Am sp Highland Light, Am. ST
Imperial. Am 50 Corsica. Am sh
Titan. Am Reaper. Am 50
olive S.Southard, Amsp Indiana. Am 50,
Red Cross. Am sp Western Belle. Am SD
Geo. BeWley. Br bk Coorra.
~. Lrcie. Am SD Grasmere, Rr blk
DoveDby. Rr bk Grisedale. Br SD
Scottish Tar. Br bk Carrie Winslow, bk
Nairnshire. Br SD Chasca Br bk
Shenir. Br blk g. ID Bryant. Am bk
Fiery Cross Br sp Mart ha Fisher,
kspunda. Br So Scottish Prince, Br bk
Alton. Oct
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COMMERCE AND TRADE.
PORT or ASTORIA.


Ravenstondale, Br bk Queenstown, Sept .
Roxburgshire Br b. Queenstown oct
Aberlenno. b. bk Queenstown Dc.
wigtonshire. Br hk Queenstown October2
River NTH. Br So Queenstown October
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ARRIVALS FROM SEA.
VESSELS IN THE RITKa.

Columbia, S F, October
Banffshire. Br bk Brisbane Oct ;
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Astoria Retail Market.

FlOur-per sack S1.4O.
Wheat, per GENITAL $500.
Oats, 4" S2.10.
Bacon, sides per ID. 1G2s els.
Shoulders. - II cts.
Hams. 16td3O Cis.
Lard. l. cts.
Butter, per roll 80 cts.
Eggs, per dozen 40 cts.
Potatoes, per ID IL cts.
Apples, green, per box Sl.50.
Cheese, per IL 20 cts.
COrnmeal. per IL ! cts.
Oatmeal. ~ cts.
Beans. cts.
Coffee. IL cts.
Tea. 6Jc a 81.
Rice, +" s a 10 cts.
Sugar, 4" 12L a. IA cts.
Syrup. per gallon 1Jc a. 81.
Honey, per gallon Sl.J0.
Salmon, per kit -.
Onions. per II cts.
Apples dried per ID l. cts.
Peaches =" u ~ - c;S.
PlumS. - e. IL els.
Candles. per ID % cts.
Chickens, per dozen -.
Hay, per ton So.
Hides, per IL 10 a. L. cts.
Oils, per gallon, boiled limSecd. TJc
raw linSeed, zoe: coal oil, 40c; lard Sl.2'
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Astoria l,oope No. 4OLOGH.

Regular Meeting every Tuesday Eycnin2
at o'clock, at Pythian Han, Astoria. Mem
bers of the Order, in good standing. are inyiL
ed to ATTEND. Degree meeting lst Monday q
each month. By order ". {. J.
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Beaver Lodge No. 35.I0. OF

Regular meeting every Thursday
evening at half-past seven O'Clock. nj
the Lodge room i'm Odd Fellows Hall.
Astoria. SOiOurning members oi jh,.
order in good standing cordially invited
10 attend. BY order N.G.
American Legion OF Eono-.
Regular meeting oi Astoria Council No. 9ij,
is held on the first and thiId Tuesday of
each month. at 7O'clock J.. n.
Hy order of Council Commander.
Il. V MONTEITH. SrcIy.
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Temple Lodge, NO. 7L.F. :. Z.

Regular Communications lrst and = :
third Tuesdays in each month. at "a ~
o'clock, 2. IL, at the Hall in Astoria.
Members Of the Order, IN good standing, art
invited to attend. BT Orde; Of the ". ".
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Common Council.

Regular meetings second and fourth Tue
day evenings Of each month, at "a o'clock
ES- Persons desiring 10 have matters acteU
upon by the Council. at any regular meeting
must present the same 10 the Auditor and
Clerk on or before the Friday evening pTiOI
TO the Tuesday on which the Council Eolds l..
regular meetings, TuOS. :. JEW. TT.
Auditor q nd Clark
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~N Tore my |
e -xNeYSS Restoration
Il ~ 0 10 Health
~ ~ 9k1and Bequiy |
G1& %R8 10 lie
, G9TGJRl |
~ty- -~-t~o r- |
DTSFIGURING Humors. Hu-riliatins Er-
~ upjiOus, Itching TOrtuTes. ScrOfula, salt
Ehcum. and Infantile HUmUrs cured BY the
CCUCUEA Remedies.
Cuticura FsesOIVcnt, the new blood pu-
riier. cleaases the blood and peTSpiration of
Impurities and pyi-Ornus elements and thus
removes the CTtr,r-
CuJicura. the great skin Cure. instantly
allayS Itching and iD.lnmutlun. clears the
skin ard scalp. heals Ulcers and Sores, and
restores the Hair.l
CRtfCHs-a SOAP. an exquisite Skin Fcauii-
fer AID Toilet Requisite. prepared from Gu
eases. Baby iumuTs, skin EiemiSheS. sun
burn. rud Rough Chappcd. or Greasy Skin.
CntEcGra stcasrsiiP~, are absolutely pure
aud the only real Blood Purifiers and skin
BeaujifeIs, free from mercury. arsenic, lead,
zine, or any other mineral Jr vegetable roi-
son whatsoever.
&c would require iais cniirc papcr to 30
juS'ice % a description Of the cures performed
by he CUICUEN l;fSoLvfST internally. and
CJTICCEA AID tUTICJ Rs soar externally.
Eczema Of the palms of the hands ami Of
the end, Of the fingers. very difficult TO treat
and usually considered incuTable: small
patches Uftg;tcT ana sait rEcUIu on the cars,
rose and sides Dt the face
Sca;d Heads with loss If hair without
number heads covered with dlndruif and
sca!y eruptiOns, especially Of children and iu-
fantS. MANI 81 which since biTth hcd been
! nluSS ui scub,;
Itching. bar ing and scaIy tcrjurcs that
/ bafilet even relief from ordinary remedies.
sOothed am healed as by magic;
! Psoriasis, lepro-y. and other frigatful
/ forms Oi skin diseases, scTufGlOuS ulcers, oil
/ sores. and disch.rgins wounds, each ard mn
| Ot which have been speedily, permanently
| and economically cured by the CUTICURA
/ REMEDIES when physicians hospitals and all
/ other remedies faIicd, rs proven by vast
I number # sworn testimonials in oar possess
/, ion, which We will cbeeTiuily mail 20 any ad-
dress.
Sold everywhere. Price: CrTIcrGA, 50 cts.
] iI,SOLYFNT. 81 SOAR, - cents, POTTER
I Dgg-. NNrt t'uEs.rfesr a., Eo=tuu Mas
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Domestic Exports.

The receipts of certain articles of Or
egOn produce at San Francisco. from
January ], 1858. TO Sept. 10Th, inclu.
Sive, have been as follows:
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PERUVIAN SYh.

SETH W. FOWLE S: SONS, Iss?.i-:ss-, 8
dzTTiSo7 Avenue. BsstoI. SD b. ii : -vggis;s
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TIDE TABLE FOR ASTORIA

rem tables OF United States CoasT suYr
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EuJicHra. the great skin Cure. instantly
allays Itching and inlamutiOn. clears the
skin ard scalp. heals Ulcers and Sores, and
restores the Hair.1
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Itching, bar Ing and Scaly toTjuTos that
baileG even relief from ordinary remedies.
sOOthcd am healed rs by magic;
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4 Lady Cured of rheumatism.
iidney Disease Cured.

Christiansbgrs. Va, IssI.
Suffering from kidney oiseas-.
from which could get No Telici.
tried Browns Iron Bi;ters, Wni,,
cured nc completely. \ child 60.
mine, recovering from scarlet fever.
had no appetite and did NOT svvsH -
be able 10 eat at al. ] lgsvehia. !. Q.
Bi.els with the happiest results.
J. KYLE MOSgADI--
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&c would require ;sis cnjirC paper To- 30
jus Zee o. a description Of the cures performed
By he CCTCUGN EF>oLvf-ST internally. and
CUTICUEA AID CUTICJRs soar externally.
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CRtiCHsa soap. an exquisite Skin Teauii-
fer AID Toilet Requisite, prepared from CT
TIryEN, i Indispensable IN treating Skin Dis
eases. Bahy Iiumors, skin EiemiSheS. sun
burn. -ud Rough. Chappcl. or Greasy Skin.
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Sca;d Heads with loss If hair without
number. heads covered with dIndruif and
Scaly eruptiOns. especially Of children and iu-
uluSS Ui scab,;
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Cnt5cGra stCSsrGfP-, are absolutely pure
aud the only real Blood Purifiers and skin
BeaujihcIs, free from mercury. arsenic, lead,
zine, or any other mineral OF vegetable rui-
son whatsoever.
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Eczema uf thc palms of the hands ami o. {
the end, OF the fingers. very difficult 10 treat
and usually considered incurable small
patches Uf tcttcr ana SAT- TEcUm on the ears,
Iu~c and sides Df the face
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
Starters For Stories.
Puck


Shsh. slush. slush!
first saw the light of day
Push the clcgantine aside. Hester. =
II was nigh,-night in the great city.
1t was night-night on the lonely
downs.
The sun was rising on n perfect day
A dull, drizzling day on the Cornish
coast.
/, was Herbert Dclancey's twenty
first birthday.
1t WAS a beautiful afternoon toward
the close of August.
Godfrey Marmaladc had been bach
clor for many wears.
Born of humble parents, John Gray
grew up 10 noble manhood
Yes; IL WIS very hard for us all to
part with L.lith Jane: but
Only giu-millcr's daughter And
vet how fair-how wondrously fair she
vast
On sultry day toward the ,he close
of August, IS, the heir of Jagshursi
lay dying.
The birds We're iwittrring swectty
that morning in leafy June. when Clara
M0ntmorcnci
mo. The speaker was fair, pale
girl of some nineteen summers.
A bright. glowing fire. n cheerful
room. books everywhere more
did Herbert Nane need 10 be happy?
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
Disraell and Wines.
Temple BAr.

Temple BAr.
How do you manage to keeps
healthy he was aked by dyspeptic
fop. by dinning of a sardine." was
the answer. and there was some truth
in this. To the end of his life Disraeli
always ate very spairingly when
alone. and this enabled him to keep a
good appetite for public occasions.
thereby rcbutting the presumption,
which his pale face suggested. that he
was consumptive. In this connection
some remarks of his about wine may be
mentioned. Hard drinking was in
fashion during his youth. and at pub
lie dinners men who let the bottle pass
were hardly regarded as gentlemen.
Disraeli. who could never stand much
wine. suffered a good deal from this So
cial usage. and he set himself to study
the demeanor of men who could drink
deep without being any of the worse
for it. Lord Melbourne was one of
these, and he gave Disraeli wrinkle
by saying: "fou can drink if YOU
don't talk; il YOU talk much Won
needn't drink. for people will think
YOU are drunk and let YOU alone" 1t
is obvious that the excitement of con-
rersation must cooperate powerfully
j WIN Wv VI NlUt III IlShlnU tnt
brain reel. Disracli. having noted this
fact, went further into the subject by
observing that a mans convivial pro
pcnsities are always taken for grantee,
he talks in praise of wine and ap-
pears Ia bc very critical about ii. Some
Of his remarks savoring of the most re-
fined cpicurcanism may therefore hc
ascribed solely 10 his temperate desire
to find excuses for not drinking. He
was not n judge of wines. though he
pretended to be. and once allowed him
self to lay down the law about Bur-
gundy against the late Lord Seton. A
droll trait in him was that he spokcc on
Enthusiastically about certain choice
wines. but he never decided any sort
of liquor. even min. A reason he once
gave for saying something kind"
about brandy in the presence of per-
son addicted to spirits would have had
n Mephistophclcan ring if the subject
of the observation had not been. human
ly speaking. irreclaimable: II could
not speak III of his only friend" Il
should call brandy his enemy" inter-
rupted a lady. "Ah. well. a man hates
his enemy the worse for hearing him
well spoken of, was the mild retort.
Delta chief., 1883-11-07

length of her shoes, and decided that it
was mysterious affair. He would
take the case if desired. but would not
promise any satisfactory solution under
year und half.
The fair lmogene's father hadn't be-
trayed much excitement up to this
point. The wedding feast was the first
square meal he had tackled for six
months, and he wanted to fill up before
| giving way to emotion. He was now
full. He turned around upon the ex-
cited and distressed guests. command
ed them to hush their hullabloo, and
disappeared up stairs.
When the coy Imogene slipped away
from the feast it was to see if her hus-
band would miss and follow her. She
slid up stairs, mounted to the garret,
and after brushing the cobwebs off her
nose she advanced to the big blue chest
in the corner. This chest had been
made to hold her fathers government
bonds, and was hooped with iron and
provided with spring lock which new
er cost less than dollar. Her mission
was to hide in the chest and see if her
husband would be soft enough to climb
up there and throw up the lid and call
peek-a-boo. As the reader knows, he
wasn't the man to catch on.
The old man D'Eustis walked up
stairs and made his way to the garret
through the trap door the bride had
used. He thought she might be up
there to take last farewell look at the
punches Of catnip, mouldy school booh 9
and broken spinning-wheels. He could
not see her. He called aloud, but the
whistle of the tug on the river was the
only answer. He turned to go, but
something whispered to him that per-
haps he might find plug of tobacco
or a bottle OF stomach bitters in the old
chest. He advanced with beating heart
and threw open the lid.
why. pop. is this you?" cried the
fair lmogene AS she sprang up and rip
ped her bridal dress clear down the
back.
Yes. this is me!' growled the old
man. land what the jimcracks are YOU
doing here?'
Hiding from Sam
I'm tarnal mind to box your ears
big as you are. Here you've raised a
regular city convention all over the
house. spoilt dress which cost me Sl4
with the making. upset your mother.
and scared old Mrs. spigot into fis!'
please. pop. -
You git. Drap yourself through
that trap-holc. skip down there and tell
the crowd that you don't know beans
when the bags united"
And the bride got. And her husband
was so mad that he burned up a free
railroad pass to Chicago, and her moth
er cried, and her father went off down
town TO play poker. and. taken all in
all. the coy bride and the old chest and
the spring lock business didn', pay ten
cents on the dollar.
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
The Bride who Didn't Die IN nm Old
Chest.

Il'irniI fTfr PRESS
The fair Imogcnc D'Eustis had been
welded to The Knightly Sam Higgins.
The Clergyman had beon handed two
dollars in cash to pay for the splicing.
the guests We're filing themselves up
with eaiables. and everything was slid
ing along as smoothly rs n cider mill
sailing down on = spring freshet when
all Mt once the bride was missing.
Her ncwly-found husband looked un-
der the table. but she was not there.
The guests separated to search.
Some looked down the wcll-others
down cellar--others in the hcn-coop
and smoke-house and behind the pig
pen. No Imogcnc.
Then some said she had been abduct-
cd. while others scoiled at the idea Of u
girl weighing 1876 pounds and having a
scream which could be heard two miles,
being carried OFF in broad delight, and
in n neighborhood where the Democrats
had over 200 majority
A detective was called in. He look
ed at her old shawl, measured the
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
"Going up?" asked the elevator-boy.

"Going up?" asked the elevator-boy.
"Miauow, Miauow!'' was responded.
The elevator-boy slid open the door
and a gray cat walked demurely in1
sprang upon the seat, and began licking
her paws, until two floors had been
passed, when she uttered another cry
and sprang down before the doorway.
The car stopped, the door was opened,
and Tabby passed out.
..Is she a regular passenger?' was
asked.
.'Is she?" said the elevator-boy. "Of
course she is. She lives in the building
she does. She never walks up or down
stairs, 'cept on Sunday. when the ele-
vator amt running. If it's evening she
uses the back elevator"
Where is she going now?'
..She's Just dropping in to see friend
of hers. He's lawyer, and he often
stays late to write. and she goes in and
sits on the table and watches him, and
he gives her bit of something to eat.
In about an hour before my times up,
she'll come back to the top floor. Meb-
be she'll stop little in the editorial
rooms; then she goes up to the restau-
rant. She always gets there about II
O'Clock when the printers get their
lunch. They all know her.
Sometimes" he added, "she sits
down in the car and keeps me company
for awhile. She amt any bother. She
knows how to behave herself better
than some of the lawyers and sharp
chaps who are always asking feller
whether he's going to get married and
how's his girl? She goes all around
down town by herself. she does. The
other morning one of the fellers saw
her down on Fulton market. She knew
him and came up and rubbed against
his legs. Top floor here. sir. if you
want to get out
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
NEW KIND OF QUILT.
A Novel Use for Handkerchief.
San Francisco Exchange.

San Francisco Exchange.
won't you please give me your silk
handkerchief" said a bright-eyed,
sweet little brunette to an Exchange re-
porter the other night.
"My silk handkerchief" returned
the scribe, loath to part with such a
useful as well as ornamental article.
"Yes, certainly" he responded reluct-
antly.
"Well, if you don't want to give me
cause am going away Tomorrow
flattered by the idea that such lovely
female desired something to remember
him by.
You must send me the incest one
you can find; fine silk, good colors, and
as large AS possible. If it is very large
extra and good, will place it in the
center. 1t will be lovely
OH calculated the reporter
place it in the center; what do you
mean? Do you intend to place it on
exhibition" and his jaw fell three
inches to think how conceited he was
to have imagined she desired the
handkerchief as a personal reminis-
cence.
Don't you know what l want it
for?" queried the astonished female.
mo, l don't" promptly confessed
the singer of ink, not ashamed Of his
ignorance.
"Why, thought everybody knew. "
she returned. Il want it for a quilt-a
handkerchief quilt. II is all the rage.
The girls find less difficulty in asking
for handkerchief than they did for
inscribed coins. although they cost
more than that imitation of an Indian
ornament they call bangle. The girls
are awfully jealous of each other to see
who can collect the most. II y gentle
man has hosts of lady friends he would
find it profitable to buy his handkcr-
chiefs at wholesale. ! have 10 large
ones, and I need 20 more. Do you
think YOU can send me two?'
The gathercr of news sighed that he
did not think he could. and asked.
Where did this idea originate?'
.'Oh, it was started in the upper cir
cles. There is u high-toned society la
dy on California street, who had one of
the first handkerchief quilts. She dun
ned her gentlemen friends until she had
collected l50. and then she made her
selection. Her quilt was greatly ad-
mired with its Chinese. Japanese. and
Indian handkerchicfs collected from all
the bazaars in the world. Others imi-
tatcd her. and now mania prevails.
They beat crazy quilts all hollow. can
tell you
Are they. then. SO prctty?''
"Yes. they are n regular KALEIDOSCOPE
ic scene Of silk. There is an order and
method in the arrsngement of the col
ors that give them an appearance Of
beauty and harmony uncqualed in any
other kind of quilt. Now. don't you
forget to send me mine So saving
the ambitious collector of handkcr-
chiefs started of TO obtain the same
promise from other gentlemen in the
room, and no doubt she secured them
All we add is. that If those gentlemen
We're endowed with as convenient a
memory rs the reporter. Miss would
never finish her handkerchief quilt.
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
The Meadows of Maryland.

SrRINGFIELp. PRINCE GEORGES Co.,
MD. Mr.. Chas. G. Addison. of the
above place states: Il sprained my
right knee causing intense suffering and
the use of crutches for several weeks.
found no relief IN other remedies and
finally tried the miracle Of cure. St ia
cobs Oil. In short time I could bend
my knee which had been as stiff as an
on-rod.-laying aside nv crutches and
was able to walk as well as ever"
Delta chief., 1883-11-07
A Cat That Prefers Elevators.
New York Tribune.

NNW NWFk TTTUWnt,
The Tribune elevator car had started
on its upward trip last evening and the
elavator-boy was gazing upward into
its furtherest corner, evidently lost in
reverie. Presently there came u dis
tinct call in the shape of plaintive
"Miauow." The elcvator-boy checked
his car forthwith on level with tho
hoor whence the sound came. There
was no one to be seen and the smallest
boy would have been visible.
Delta chief., 1883-11-07

Mrs Bridget Kelley has died in New
York at the age of l0S. She was Irish.
and in the revolution of 1898 she mind
ed the beacon fire on Granite hill and
melted lead for bullets for the only
blunderbnss in possession of the insur-
gents. Her mother lived to be los and
her father ITO. and an uncle died in his
chair at lis. after having done a good
days work.
Sad jest by policeman with large
family: Yes. I'm a cop, and I've
many little copies Louisville Courier
Journal.
The horseshoe is shoer sign. and
the only one we know Of Boston
Transcript.
Delta chief., 1883-11-07

Everybody is pleased with the improved Car
boline. 1t Is as clear and limpid as spring wa
ter, an / was originally intended by nature as a
panacea, for all diseases of the scalp and skin,
and is a natural hair renewer