Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-11-23
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
How a Body OF Politicians Were Re-
vfved and Discovered Some-
thing Valuahle

Ihe 1ammany excursion TO the late
state convention at Buffalo were surnris-
ed on their return trip last Friday by
the introduction into their midst OF TIVE
misunderstanding cases marked Ii. ..
hsld, running hand, '.Hppecanoe This
iaconie inscription somewhat troubled
the placid breasts of the leading district
leaders, who were on the alert to capture
the scalps of tagging county delegates.
in retaliation for their appropriatine
Tammany's thunder.
As the train steamed out of the Roch-
ester depot, a young man gently touch
ed the shoulder of Hon. John Kelly. and
gesticulated in the direction of the cases
aforesaid. Mr.. Kelly at once took in the
situation. and, linking the arm of the
young man, went forth 70 investigate
the secret of the mysterious boxes.
'.Hppecanoe" exclaimed the we'll
known leader. why, l knew him and
Tyler. tco."
Yes" calculated delegate Plunkett,
I'VE were bosom friends. Tip was a
good old soul, and so was Tyler, too"
These bursts of extempore wit had
the effect of bringing the different dele
gates to their feet. and one and all let
loose their fund of pungency upon the
"Tippecanoe" cases.
Lets open them:" suggested dele
gate; and in the space of 5! and one half
seconds the contents of the cases We're
undergoing critical analysis, when it
was found that 'Tippccanoe" was prep
araration far superior to any bitters now,
or ever known to the public. As the
delegates slaked their assimilated thirsts.
they one and all praised ''Tippecanoe'
and Tyler, too, while complimentary re-
marks were made by such adopts as the
Hon. John Kelly, George w. Plunkett.
William II. Hullihan, Senator Treanor,
and many others. 1t was generally con-
coded that ''Tippecanoe" had the effect
of infusing new life and energy in the
ranks of the assembled warriors aud
clearing their intellects after the very
severe physical and mental strain Incl
dent to the convention, so that while it
was considered at first simply palatable
drink, it proved to be a preparation
which not only refreshed, but was I'M
questionably the best remedy known for
dyspepsia, mal-aSsimilation of food,
stomach disorders, general functional
arrangements, constipation, tired feel
ings, malaria, blood disorders, skin
eruptions, loss of energy, feeble appetite,
bilious headache, etc. The combination
of delicious drink with a wonderfully
efficient remedy is as gratifying as it is
rare
The above truthful incident, regarding
the new preparation which is being in
troduced to the public, and is certain to
supercede all " bitters," is taken from
the New York Standard of recent is
sue. "Tippecanoe' is prepared by Mr..
H. II. Warner, of Rochester, n. Y, who
is known to every man, woman and
child in the land as proprietor of War
ner'S Safe Cure, better known as War
ner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. In
addition also to "Tippecanoe" Mr.. War
ner is just introducing Safe Rheumatic
Cure which he personally guarantees to
cure ninety-tive per cent. of all rheu-
matte affections. The popularity of the
Safe Cure, together with the high per
sonal standing of Mr.. Warner, make
this the most complete and responsible
guarantee possible. The peculiar name
of ''Tippecanoe" is, as we learn, adopted
to prevent the fraudulent limitations
which always follow meritorious arti
ticles. Its principal ingredients were
used by the Harrison family in those
early days and became famous for eff
cheney at that time.
The terrible revelations made by mod
ern health statistics indicate that some
thing must be done to check the ray a
ges of disease and stop untimely deaths
Thousands of persons are dying annual
" from no other cause than thoughtless
neglect. The slight symptoms of uneasi
ness, headaches, malassimilation of fooc
and other similar troubles are often cen
sidered of too little Importance to re
quire attention or treatment. They arr
therefore permitted to continue unit
health is broken, the constitution
wrecked and the life exhausted, waeI
by a timely use of the right remedy
health might be secured and life pro
longed.