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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
Why he Voted No.
EMPHATIC REASONS WHY DRUMMER
SHOULDN'T DE TAXED.
From Carl Pretzel's WeekIy.l

/
There was a lively discussion in The
Waco City Council the other evening
The body was considering the question
OF levying tax of fifty dollars per yeal
on drummers selling goods in that town
81 shall vote no, and want my vote
recorded in red ink" fairly roared one
mobile-faced man.
81 should like to ask the member from
the Third Ward what his reasons are
for being so emphatic ?" remarked a COO
member.
''Reasons, sir, reasons, almost shout
ed the emphatic member; ''my reasons
are these: The South is prosperous now.
We are prospecting as we never pros
pered before; and why? It is because
we permit these drummers to invade our
State free of tax. They come singly
and in drovcs. There are hundreds of
them here every day, and they leave
thousands of dollars in the city and mil
lions in the State every wear. Tat,
sir, is my reason for voting no so en-
phatically."
81 can't see the logic of your argu-
ment, said the cool member.
"Mr. President, and gentlemen of the
G Son eont IL ESpt the smn h8
pointed enough to probe their way into
your heads, but I see that [ must ex-
plain myself. must be more explicit.
I'll tell you, and the man bent over his
desk and almost Kissed. ''These North
ern drummers are passiOnately fond of
poker, sirs, they are wild over it, and
they can't play worth a continental.
Sirs, in imposing this unjust tax on
license we materially cripple one of our
greatest sources OF income, our principal
channel of influx. BY that route mil
lions flow into our State yearly, sirs,
and it has grown to be our greatest in
dustry, and We can't nourish, cherish,
and protect it any too warmly. That,
is why [ vote No and de-
mand my name to stand out in bold
relief" said the member, as he resumed
his seat.
The ayes and nays were called and
the measure was lost. and the bars are
down, and the drummers enter Waco
without tax.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
pPFFI BY RETURN MAIL.-Afun descripti
7 I
CUTTING. DIV Moody ~ 10, 81 W 9Th, Gin. o.
Hop Bitters are the Purest and Best BItters
Ever 1EHde.

1 lllL of MOODY'S New TAILOR System of DRESS
, CUTTING. DIV Moody ~ TO-, 81 w 9Th, Gin, .
Hop Bitters are the Purest and Best BItters
Ever 1Eade.
They are compounded from Hops, Malt, Btu
| cllu, Mandrake and DandeliOn,-the Oldest.
best, and most valuable medicines in the world.
and contain all the best and most curative pro
perties of all other remedies, being the greatest
Blood Purifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and
Health Restoring Agent on earth. No disease
or i'll health can possibly long exist where these
Bitters are used, so varied and perfect are their
operations.
They give new life and vigor to the aged and
! intirm. To all whose employments cause ire
guar-ty Of the bowels or urinary organs, or
who require an Appetizer, Tonic and mild Slim
ulant. Hop Bitters are invaluable being highly
curative, tonic and stimulating, without iutoxi-
eating.
No matter what your feelings or symptoms
are, what the disease or ailment is, use Hon
Bitters. Don't wait until Won are sick but if
you only feel bad or miserable, use Hop Bitters
at once. 1t may save your life. Hundreds
have been saved by SO doing S5OOwilI be paid
for a case they will not cure or help.
DO not suffer or let your friends suffer- buf
use and urge them to use Hop Bitters.
Remember, Hop Bitters is no vile. drrrged
drunken nostrum but the Purest and Best
Medicine ever made the "mvalids Friend
and Hope and no person or family should be
without them. Try the Bitters to-day.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
Frazer Axle Grease.

One greasing lasts two weeks; al others two
or three days. Do not be imposed on by the
humbug stlltfs offered. Ask your dealer for Fra
zer's, with label on. 1t saves your horse labor
and you too. 1t received first medal at the Cen
ennial and Paris Exposiaons. Sold everywhere.
If SANDER be a snake, it is Winged one; it
flies a. well as it Greens.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

1t is entirely different from all others. II y
"a clear az water. and as its name indicates Is
perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. 1t Will mime
diateIv free the head from al dandrutf, restore
gray hair to its natural color, and produce new
Growth where it has fallen off Itdoes not in any
manner affect the health which sulphur, sugar
of lead and nitrate of silver preparations nave ave
done twill change light OF faded hair IN lew
DAYS TO a beautiful glossy brown. Askyour drug
oist for il. Each Bottle is warranted. SMITH,
KLINE & Co., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia
Pa. and C. n. GRITTENToN, New York.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
CATARRH N THE HEAD

7 CATARRII IN THE HEAD
| Is more prevalent than many aware Of, and how
readily relief may be obtaned by the use Of Hoods
| Sarsaparills.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
Greatly improved

Hav ng been sufferer from catarTh for six or eight
years acc denta tried Hoods SaTsaparia. After less
than three bottles find myself greatly improved. and
write sufferers know that Hoods Sarsrparilla will
cure catarrh.-M. A. ABBEY, Worcester, Mass.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

PURE COD-LIyER OIL, from selected lvers on
the son7horo, y CszVSe1l- rTas5,r1 K CO., N Y
once taken it prefer Ii to all others Physicians
declare it superiOr to all others
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
STGNIFTCANT SPRTNG.
dissertation upon it's advent, and
it's effect upon mankind.

,rTba ,,reen leaf of the new come SDri7y. m-SFqk,
Everybody recognizes sprng when i IS once upon u.s.,
its uppraranCe. bster, the wurd-rcnowued leXi-
cograP4er gives e definition ys W bs nv. s oS De map
The year when plants begin to yegetate and rise the
KprIi and May the mlddle ATTITUDES north OF the
equator" Thomson IN llls season., ana onaAgS-
describing it. and yet ethereal spring is treighted
yery air we breathe" 1t spreads over the farest por-
tons Of ouraud; brings death and disease to thousands
well as tn Sc in advanced life. Apestence is regarded
with little les appre9ensi9R and people eTywhsIe are
@3sS WRSt will cure 5nS It IT.: y ''0 ''' - '
KrDNEY-WoRT AS A SPRING MEDICINE.
When you begin to lose appetite have headache
main in YOUR side back and shoulders:-t toss about 1t
night in restless Dire ms wax IN the morning with
about your work heavy in body and oppressed mind
have TT of the biues-when your urne gels scany or
ndigeson; have a pasty saIow face dull eyes, gnda
iii cfaniv lie evidences that your liver is dis0rdered
torpid or perhaps diseased. bottle OF kidRey-Wort
s under such circumstances priceless boon to such
Hare assertions of proprietors have come 10 possess
less force than they frequently merit The cause Of this
f6d 10 OF 0uqbT a coVe S our broad
land Meritorious articles are too frequently found ia
bad company. - -, ,
When We affirm, therefore, that Kidney Wort Is 2
in this article, the proof too. belongs to and shal
follow this statement.
A PHYSICIANS EXPERIENCE.
Dr. r. X Clark, a regular physician of extensive
IRA office in Grand Isle County and worthy deacon OK
HE Congregational Church at South Hero, Vt. has
used idnevWort for several years in his practice and
before present pr pueturs purchased interest m
it he had given his unbiased opinion in its favor This
opinion has not changed. ~ AGs done batter han any
oher remedy haze used" says the Doctor; and
further on he writes Z" do not recOlect instance
where t patient to whom have given il has failed to
receive from its use and in severe caseR
most decidedly So" These are strongwords. Thgygro
from rcpresC ntave conscientious, eyerappronclaDla
public citizen however, and-bet rstil-theyar true
Kidney Wort will bear all the encomlums lvisheu upon
it by its friends and thername is legion irIsce6r
by Kidney Wort all the time, writes Mr.. y. H. hauI-
man of Lancaster Pa. We will supplement this by
asserting as a matter of fact, and one capable Of
demonstration that all honest patrons 81 ms Tt"sug e
IL i.LL.L.. ILL u. 1919
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
TELEGRAPH OPERATORS.
INSIDE GLIMPSES AT THEIR EVERY
DAY LIFE.
Fascination of the Wires-ReIative Capn-
bilities of Men and WOmen-A Celebrated
Tramp Operator.

To become an expert telegraph OPP
orator., said an old telegrapher to re-
porter, sit is absolutely necessary that
person should enter the business at an
early age. Most of the first class opera
tors went into the business at about the
age of fourteen. I have never known a
man to become even a fair telegrapher
who attempted to learn after twenty
years of age. Operators generally start
in as office boys, and gradually master
every detail of the business. A good
common school education is a necessary
qualification. Boys mostly learn in
small towns and become fair operators
in two or three years, although some of
them never master the mysteries Of the
dots and dashes.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

STUNG TO DEATH. Joel Stoddard, an
aged farmer of Tama county, Iowa, was
attacked by humble bees while he was
moving along the side of a ditch. In
attempting to escape from them he fell
ON his scythe, nearly severing one of his
legs, and rolled into the ditch. He Law
there helpless for nearly two hours. the
bees keeping ND their attack on him.
1t Is doubtful whether he will recover.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

THERE is nothing in the universe that fear.
except that may not know all my duty or may
fail to do it.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

HOOPS Sarsaparilla is an extract OF the besS
remedies of the vegetable kingdom known 0'
Alternatives and Blood Purifiers,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

A BRUTE.-In Akron, Ohio, a fellow
who had been unable to URGE his horse
to draw load up hill UNASSIGNED the
tugs from the singletrce and tied the
poor creatures tail to it. He then
whipped the horse until The indignant
bystanders interposed The fellow had
o escape from the town.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
Music /. th. universallanguage.
- 80 I5aIr VesFnrsr,

NOTHING is ugIier than crooked boots
straighten them with Lyons Heel stlfsnerf'
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

CHAPPFD HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap made by
Caswel, Hazard & Co.. New York
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

CHROLTTHIoN collars are made in different
styles, both standing and turn down. The
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

AN obstinate man does not hold opinions
they hold him.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
DON'T Die In the House.

IL the worst of times there ID more cause 10
complain of an evil heart than of ahevl world.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

"WHY do most people marry under
the age of twenty-three ?" asks re-
ligious exchange. Most people under
the age of tweuty-three marry for love;
beyond that age they marry for money.
Post-EEprsss.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

MANUFACTURING. - Georgia's manu-
featured products will aggregate almost
800. 900. 900 this year.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

There's d striking difference between labor
and cnlnital
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
MeInrd RfrIIr AMnN

For many years succession, beginning far back
cont remember when. had the cutarrh in my head.
Sometimes the hearing Of my lett ear was affected.
Eve year ago, about thi- of the year, began to
use Hoods Sarsapati Ia was helped right away but
continued to use it till l felt myself cured.-MRs,
ELIZA IL. CAULFIELD, Lowell, Mass.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

Never give up you can fad a remedy for
Heart Disease. Every one who has tried DR..
Graves Heart Rogue or say t is sure cure.
We ought not to he proud of weII-dOing, fol
the judgment of God is far different from the
judgment OF men.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
A dialect proves poverty of resources.

Trough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice, reaches
bedbugs, flies, ants, moles, chipmunks, gophers.Io
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

lie benefits himself that doeth good to others

of healthls to be found in DR.. R. v. Pierce's 'Fa-
vorite Prescription" to the merits Of which as a
remedy Tor female weakness and kindred affec-
tons thousands testify.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

Ask for 'Rough on Corns." 15c. Quick relief
complete permanent cure. COrns, warts, bunions
Trust men, and they will be true to you
treat them greatly and they will show them
SelYns great.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

MARION, Mass.-Dr. N. S. Ruggles says: 81
recommend Browns Iron Bitters as valued
| tonic for enriching the blood and removing
| all dKspeptic SYMPTOMS"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

Gan experience of many years has convinced
us of the great value and benefit derived from
carefully prepared advertisements of such
goods as are III stock. Not over-estimating
fheir quality or quantity, but conforming as
near as possible to their merits and inserting
tLe same in Influential Newspapers. hand
someIy displayed. We have found the cost re-
turned to us in increased trade tenfOld.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

GREAT seizer-phe sheriff,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

fifteen years Never having found any benefit from the
weknown remedies resolved to bottle of Hoods
SarsapariIla for my catarrh. l would not take any
moueyed consideration for the good that one bottle did
mel W. ILLS, Chicago H.. Postal Clerk.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

If you experience bad taste in mouth, s9lIow--
ness or yellow color of skin, feel stupid and
drowsy, appetite unsteady, frequent headache
viii arouse your liver to action and strengthen
up your system equal to DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" By druggists.
IMPAT1ENCE dries the blood sooner than age
or sorrow.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
Rough on COrns."

ETERNITY Is long enough to make up for the
Ills Of or brief troubled life here.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27
GOLD and SILVER PAINT,

Bronze Paint. Artists Black.
For gliding Fancy Baskets, Frames, Lamps.
Chandeliers and for ell KINDS of ornamental work
Equal to any of the high priced kinds and only
locts. package at the druggists, or postpaid rom
WELLS, RICHARDSON 8, CO., BuriInEtOn,VG
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

cit IS a rule at my table, said an old
settler to his guest, ''that each one shall
wipe his knife on his plate before stick
ING it into the butter-dish."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-09-27

During the last twenty years 1 have spent
thousands of dollars in advertising i'll all the
old and new-fangled methods which are daily
set before persistent advertisers, and have long
been satisfied thatif aman tells the truth in the
Newspapers he is sure to get ample returns for
his money. Two or three tines i'll large daily
has Of en- resulted in returning to me one hun
bred times the cost"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
etPFIlU RIA.

eNTFTVVRN.
The Cutcura treatment, for the cure of Skin.
Scalp and Blood Diseases, consists in the internal
use of Cuticura Resovent, the new Blood Puri-
fer and the external use OF Cuticura and Cuti-
cura Soap the Great Skin Cures. Price of Cuti-
cura small boxes, Soc; large bOXes,S lO0 Cutcura
Resolvent. II per bottle. Cuticura Soap, pc. ;
Cuticura Shaving SOAP, lac.
ID nOI. W EEkS ~ POHTER. Boston. Mass.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
His Soul and His Silver.

your asking me how came to use 1t reminds
me of the story of the Scotchman who, on his
deathbed, after life of meanness, wanted to
make things all right with the Lord by leaving
some money to the kirk
"'Wil the Almighty pass me into Heaven if
give 100000 to the kirk, dye think? said he.
so can't promise ye thot, mon,' answered the
minister but advise we to try the experiment
Laughing heartily at the story, Rev. i. Il. Os-
borne, of No. 273 Ogden avenue, Jersey City, pas
continued: That's what j did with PARKERs
Tonic / tried the experiment. 1t more than
met my expectations, and am very glad TO tes-
tify to its excellence. 1t goes ut once to the root
of all digestive and nervous arrangements so
common among men of my profession. For wo-
men and chronic invalids the Tonic is perfect
inyigorant and is destined to supplant all other
remedies for this purpose. A single dose produces
| the gentle perspiration and sense of life which
| eradicate disease. 1t seems to rouse every organ
| into activity. ] admire it, too, for its power to
antagOnize the hold of the liquor habit over inc
| briates.
This preparation, which has been known as
| PARKER's GINGER Tonic, will hereafter be called
| constantly deceivnr their customers with info
rior articles under the name of ginger; and as
| ginger Is really an unimportant iaVoring lngre-
| dent, we drop the misleading word.
| There will be no change, however in the prepa-
| ration ITSELF and all bottles in the hands OF deal
ers, wrapped under the name of PARKER's GIN
GER TONIC, contain the genuine medicine If the
facsimile signature of HiscoX & Co., is at the bot
| tom of the outside wrapper.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
Bel Air, Md, May IL, 1883.
miscellaneous.
A Literary Curiosity.

The following is most remarkable compost
ton 1t evinces an ingenuity of arrangement
peculiarly its own. Explanation: The initial cap
itals SPELL my boast is in the glorious Cross of
Christ" The words in italics, when read from
top to bottom and bottom to top, form the Lord
prayer complete:
Make known the Gospel truth. our father king,
Yield up thy grace, dear Rather, from above,
Bless us with hearts Which feelingly can sing,
"Our life thou art for eCel, God of Lover
Assuagc our grief IN love for Christ we pray,
Since the bright Prince of IiedCen and glory died
Took all our sins and hdltOiced tie display,
Infant being, first man, and then was crucifed;
Stupenaous God! Mggrace and p0'rey make known;
In Jesus name let all tie world rejoice;
Now labor in My heavenly kiHgiOm own,
That blessed kiHgdOm far thy saints he choice.
How vile to cOhe TO thee is all our cry.
Enemies to My self and all that's MHe,
Graceless our UW f.; we live JOl vanity.
Loathing thy very being, eci in design,
O God. thy will be dOHe from earth to heaven
Reclining the Gospel. let as live.
In edrM from sin detirei-ed and forgiven.
Oh as thyself bH teach us to forgive,
Unless as power tenptdtiOH doth destroy,
Sure Is our fall into the depths Of wee.
Carnal IN mind we've not Il glimpse of Joy
Raised against hedcea. in rs, hope we can flow.
o gige us grace and tedd us on thy way;
Shine on as with thy love and give as peace,
Self and THIS sin that rise dgdihSi us STAY.
oh grant each d0Y our hIeSIJd&S- es may cease,
Forgive orr evil deeds Mdt oft we do,
Convince us ddily of Mem to our shame,
Help us with heavenly bredd, rOrgiFe us too,
Recurrent usts, dHd 9re'l adore thy name,
In thy tOFgtrG ness we as saints can die,
Since for as and our heSp0SSeS so high,
Thy Son, 0Hr Saviour, bed on Calvary.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11

He was a man who would weigh ut least,
300 pounds, and when he said to his small
friend, at whose office he called on his way
down town, "Ill drop in on you when ] re-
turn" the little man exclaimed "lfyou'll
let me know when you're coming I'll crawl
under the safe"
"A person was boaslng that he had
sprung from Il high family. Yes" said II
bystandcr, i have seen some OF the same
family so high that their feet could not touch
the ground
Johnnie lost his knife. After searching
in one pocket and another until he had been
through all without success, he exclaimed
ooh, dear wish had another pocket, it
might be in that J"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
SSKOEUA.A SORE.

Rev. DIR. ----, in detailing his experience with
the Cutcura Remedies, said that through Divine
Providence one of his parishioners was cured of
scr0fulous sore. which was slowly draining away
his life by the Cuticuu ltcsolvent internally, and
Cuticura ana Cuticum Soap externally. inc
poison that had fed the disease was completely
Driven
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
Skinny Men.

wells Health Remover" restores health and
vigur, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual De-
bility. -.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
E<XEM A.

FtXEMA.
Sixteen months since an eruption broke out on
my leg and both feet, which turned out to be Ec-
Zcma and caused me great pain and annoyance.
| tried various remedies with no good results,
until used the Cuicura ltesolvent internally and
Cuticura and Cuticun Soap externally, which
entirely cured me 40 that my skin is rs smooth
and natural as ever.
LEN. NJ, FRAIiIEY, ca South ST., Baltimore.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
To Whom It May Concern !!


"HE ~ Wv "' We
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
- Q -

A NEAT REJoINDER.--Dr. Emmons, the
able New England divine, met Pantheisti
cal physician at the house Of II sick parish
ioEer 1t was no place for dispute; but the
abrupt question Of the Pantheist was, Mr.,
Emmons, how old are you?" Sixty, sir; and
how old are you?" "As old as creation" was
the triumphant response, "rhen you are the
same age as Adam and Evcr Certainly.
was in the garden when they were" a have
always heard that there was n third party in
the garden with thcm bot never knew be
fore that it was you" rcjoincd the divine.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11

| will now state that made n miraculous cure
of one of the worst cases of skin disease known.
The patient is man of forty years old had suf-
fered fifteen years. His eyes. scalp and nearly
his whole body presented a frghtfu appearance.
Had had the attention of twelve different physi-
clans, who prescribed the best remedies known to
the profession, such as odide potassium, arsenic,
corrosive submate, sarsaparilla, etc. Had paid
$500 for medical treatment with but little relief.
prevailed upon him TO use the Cuticura ResolV-
ent internally, and the Cuticura and CuticuTa
cured. The skin on his head face, and many
other parts of his body, which presented most
lOathsOme appearance, Is now as soft and smooth
as infants, with no or trace of the disease
eft behind. He has now been cured twelve
months. Reported by
f. II. BROWN ESQ, Harnwcll, s. {.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-05-11
Don'tDie The House

Rough on Rats" clears out rats, mice, reaches,
hcd-hugs, flies, ants, mnlcs, Chipmunks, gophers
II cts