Omaha daily bee., 1883-03-31
A JOYFUL

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the acquaintance, for 1t is my purpose
to interest aud serve you. Between
you and /, though only a newspaper
article, l am ambitious. Hsviug q
p~ortentlous message for all mankind,
II II be cordially received, It's import
truly realized and acted upon, I shall
he considered q worlds benefactor.
Could have nc higher ambition you
will admit.
A misanthrope Of smplo meant do.
termined to end this lite by drowning
himself. Going to the banks of tho
canal, found the time not favorable
for the purpose, a number of persons
being In the vicinity, and daylight
still present. He concluded to walk
along the tow.path until 1t was dark.
While doing 30, he heard piteouo cries
issuing from the door of q howell near
by, and unconsciously walked over
to the place, and found a poor
family consisting of n mother sur.
rounded by several children, who told
him of their autferings for food. He
took from his pocket his wallet and
handed 1t to the woman, reasoning
With himself that he would not need
it. The grateful thanks and praises
that he received from the recipients Of
his bounty awoke emotion within his
breast, of such a pleasurable charac-
ter, that he changed his suicidal In
tent. and decided to live for others.
His future life becsme replete with
good deeds-mapy a dark home and
heart were made bright by his pres.
ence.
Well, my appearance In these COL
umns, springs, simply from q desire
on the part Of those I represent, to
benefit your news,devouring race. My
province Is to help you, your friends,
your relations, aye, even your mother.
IN tatc, II that interesting lady be not
already far beyond the pale of good
influences.
l am sent among men to bear
tidings of a discovery that marks an
| epoch as important to the health of
/ mankind as Newton's apple and Frank
Inns kite were to natural science.
The sick, the discouraged, the do.
jected, the broken down, and the dc.
spairlng, may now, all find o cure,
certain as the Jordan proved to the
Syrian Topper, 1t Is only necessary,
as In the case of that sufferer of old,
~ follo,c directions.
The agent which / herald builds up
the system, sweeps the coowebs from
the brain, and sends pure, invigorst.
ing blood dancing through the ar
%teries, to the music Ct happy laughter,
The gloomy, out man of bust
ness, by proper use of this wonderful
medicine, will be enabled to meet
trouble and reverses like a mon
Then, In perfect health, he will n t
have abnormal views of the "Vlcissi.
tudes OF fortune, which spares neither
msu, nor the proudest of his works,
which buries empires and cities In q
Common grave"
The weak and nervous woman, lust
able to drag herself, In "moping mel
ancholly" through duties of the day,
may steal the bloom from blush roses,
and have eyes SrlQht and sparkling q,
the dew.drops nesting In their leaves;
and the poor little baby, now disfg'
ured with pimples and ,Acabby sores,
may me made sweet, cool and whole,
some as-"that younster of Mvs.
Blanks, across the way, whose family
is always In q glow of health" Dom
you know the reason2 mo" Their
l will tell you. For years your neigh
Dor has never been without DR.
Pleroe's Golden Medical Discovery.
This remedy is a medicine, not
beverage, aud Is to be taken according
to full and perfectly plain direction
accompanying each bottle. 1t Is spe
oiic, but not q patent medicine, and
contains no vile narcotics, or vller III
nor. 1t Is q prescription, used fol
years by the we'll known physician
DR.. r. v. Pierce, of Buffilo, N. Y.
whose name Is q household word Ii
innumerable homes all over u owr
and foreign lands The Golden Med
ical Discovery Is prepared and offered
to the public by the Worlds Dlspens
airy Medical Association, q body cor
porate, exiating by and under the law
of the State of New York; its presi-
dent, DR.. Pierce, the great specials
In chronic diseases. The doctor hs
devoted the best years of
very busy and wonderfully sue
cessful life to the relic
and cure of his suffering fellow.men
and at a time, when high politics
| honors lay broadly open before him
DR.. Pierce resigned his seat In tn,
congress of the United States, simpl!
, from a rense of duty towards others
His sssoclates In the great ~sanitariun
represented to the doctor that tn
. Immense buainess of their Association
demanded that his personal attention
should be paid to the great army O
. patients crowding upon them fror
| every CLINE. DR.. Pierce is also tn
J founder of the Invalids' Hotel, a
Buffalo, N. Y. This establishment,
possessing all the comforts and luxu
. rles of a first class American hotel
has In addition the daily attendsnc
of a large faculty of eminen
specialists, whose practice collectivel,
cover the whole field of surgery ant
chronic dis a The laboratory ii
which DIR. Plerce's Golden Medioa
Discovery Is prepared Is an object O
. interest and wonder. 1t has a front
. age of one hundred feet, q depth O
one hundred aud twenty five feet, an
is ak stories high. In this mammot'
and p~alatial workshop two hundre
persons are constantly employed l
8 putting up DIR. Plerce's Medicines.
While the Golden Medical Discoy
ery's curative effects are almost imme
!, diately felt, 1t is not merely a tenn
porary stimulant, but Is as certainly
safe and complete cure, In all cases fc
which 1t is recommended, as it ia ths