The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-03-09

week; some of the parties taking exceptions
to what was said about their visiting Port
land Now simply aimed to pay them
compliment, andif my language was am
bigous, 4 am sorry for it and certainly do
not want Mr.. Chilaers, or any one else, to
bear the blame of my blunders.
Mr.. Cam. Vanderpool's Cinnamon fulfill
ed the scriptural injunction last week, by
taking up their beds and walking They
have gone to procure work on the railroad.
They grubbed about four acres of land for
him during the winter
Valentines day laid the foundation for sew
eral personal encounters here, and you need
not be surprised to hear OF some of our most
estimable young men wearing badges of
mourning over their eyes. ooh wad some
power the giftie gle u.s." etc.
There was an oyster supper at Joseph
Myres last Saturday evening, when our
young people had whole patch of fun, and
don't you forget it. The following are
snatches of conversation overheard by your
correspondents:
| Emma when think of you, sensations of
unuterable Joy caper over my heart, like
young goats over stable roof, and thrill
throughit like spanish needles through a
Fpair of toe linen trousers.
| Perry Carter-My darling language fails
to convey anything like half of my love for
you, and I shall have to wait for a new die
tionary to be published.
4 John Middleton-Sweetest,t that panther
made me little shaky for while but the
swift current of my love flows on as smooth,
ly as ever, and nothing can for an instant
check its progress.
Kinman Vanderpool---Girls here am,
nuts and candy In abundance, and when
they give out I am condensed lump of
Sweetness myself; take bite. .---
Bob Williamson-Ifi it was not for that
pol- -darned John Middleton I believe could
cut wider swath. What can the girls see
in him to like, anyway!
Tommy Williamson - Girls, nothing
would please me better than to whisper
words of sweetness in your ears, but there
is my wife watching me, and shall have to
look sleedle oud."
Ben Childers-Here girls hold my coat.
1 am going to have that oyster or will be
found diving after it till sunrise in the morn
ing. One blamed little oyster can't fool
me tell you
Cam. vanderpool-I say girls, gave
iAnna the slip, and anything you wish te
lsay to me in loverlike way will be con-
sidered confidential.
Lon Williamson-My dear, take anothe,
oyster. I don't think two will t'sally'
you
j. No name-My heart is capacious, and
can love all of the girls at one time. 1fyor
doubt it, just keep your eye on me. vii
, you! --.- ,
;, John scrafford-I tell you. ladies, this il
\ my favorite hold, just watch this one -
down
Avert vanderpool-Iti is not often fint
a layout of this kind; and when do ge
in with both feet. Fire your soup aroun'
this way.
Cal. Stewart-Well this is the boss, AM
don't you forget it Witty don't you wis1
we had brought the children
Meal Dodele-Button kids are all tn
style now, and you do not wear your dres
hat while travelling. ANY information yo
wish on the latest styles cheerfully given
AN YOU have to do is to ask for it.
Samantha's Mother-Come boys. bite oi
II those kisses kind of short, for, am goin
to close now shortly. Baby's got the cranlr
CoNAMoRE.