Daily Republican., 1883-10-24
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Sun rises GIT Sun sets GIL.
Christfeld 4 Best.
Rumford Brothers, Hatters.
Agents for Dunlap's Hats.
Oty Laundry, Sixth and Shipley streets.
Flower stands, oil chromos, clocks, for s9t
q. s. Humphrey 4 Bro, matters, ,aO2 Marke
Fine Is X. Rings, at Hanf, Is E. Fourth s..
Get your painting done by Osler, No. 2
East Seventh street.
Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher The perfection
of pain medicine.
Male and female canaries for sale at Par
ker's, l03 East Second street.
Pure cider vinegar at the old grocery store
Of VIM. H. Lloyd. TIN and King streets
A full line of Richardson's saws at Key
bold ts Fell's, jO7 Market street, I
Stradley does really first class Sign Paint
ing at low rates, 602I Market street.
New stock of tobaccOs, with the celebrated
"Nimrod," at Mullins, 526 West Front st.
New invoice of vome cliff scissors and tim
Icutlery, at Reybold Il Fell's, 507 Market st.
They say you cannot teach an old dog new
tricks, but you can teach old tricks to a ney
dog.
Never contradict lady. It's a waste of eff
fort. Just give her time and she'll do it her
self
Go to Hollands and have your pictures
taken by the instantaneous process. 307 Mar
ket street.
Take your babies to Hollands, 3O7 Market
street, and have their pictures taken by the
instantaneous process.
Beer was made In Egypt 400 years b. c.
| But didn't pyramid other nations until some
years afterwards.
The new counterfeit dollars have sharper
| ring than the genuine coin. Probably a
| sharper ring made them.
William Winter says, "Chicago | $ not hal
civilized, and is extremely provincial" Tha
| Is cool, even for Winter.
Who wrote Shakespeare queries contem
porary. Probably some fellow who wanted
williams autography.
The tramp is still securing the country. II
10 the only thing he does scour, sadly ne
| glecting himself In this respect.
A new town In Nebraska is called Base.
ball" Probably the regulation title of the
Mayor will be "the umpire
They say that the use of tobacco stops the
growth, but the use Of tobacco will never keep
man as short as the use Of liquor.
London has weekly paper devoted to bal
looming matters-the Aeronaut. 1t is proba-
bly, published on fly paper
Consumption Cough Colds cured by DR..
KING's New DISCOVERY for Consumption.
Trial Bottles free. N. b. Danforth.
The new fashioned taify can only be oh
tanned at Ferguson's, No. II East Second
street. 1t is made fresh every hour.
Watches, clocks and jewelry neatly repair
cd, by 15years' experience workmenat Smith
& Harrington, l04 East Second street.
1t was, of course, a misprint when Roches
ter paper referred to the "Chrlstian Poker
Almanac" 1t meant pocket, of course.
Better be eaten dem aigs," said negro
lecturer, "stead of flingin' 'em at me. doan
want 'em. Use got plenty at home, has"
Music First class music for Balls, Par
ties, etc., any number of pieces. Address Il.
p. Luckman,S. E. cor. Fifth and Shipley st.
80 great as when he cheerfully bows to the
necessity of his position, and makes the best
1T.
Dr. Darmon while absent from his Office
800 Market street, Wilmington, Delaware,
can be found at his home office, 1924 Camac
street, Philadelphia.
Send your coll RS and cuffs to the Troy
Laundry, finest work In the world and least
damage to goods. Box shipped every Satur-
day at 3p. m. Christtield 4 Best, Sis Mar
ket street.
Inc new orleans PIcayune thinks "i0Od
common sense is bt tier than college educa-
tien.' OF course it is, and good deal rarer
and much harder to get.
Professor: "Ify you attempt to squeeze any
solid body, 1t will always resist pressure."-
Glass smiles and recites examples of excep.
tlOn which prove the rule.
For underwear in all grades and prices, for
underwear In endless variety and style, for
shirts the best and cheapest in the city, go to
Christeld & Best, 5l5 Market street.
M. F. Hayden, florist, has removed from
Si3 Market street, to No 9West Ninth street.
Cut flowers always on hand. Floral de-
signs tastefully arranged at short notice.
We are making constantly working shirts,
canton flannel underwear and drawers, at
lowest possible prices. Chrlstheltl Il Best,
jl5 Market street.
A medical expert gives it as his opinion
that a person who travels by rail should
"take all sorts of positions" Editing poll.
tical party organ will admirably. tit II man
for this.
THs TRADE DOLLAR.
The trade dollar is like dude because it IS
lacking In cents.
It's like drunkard because it don't pass at
par.
It's like boy when his father is thrashing
him, because it's below par.
It's like laundry-It belongs to the Chi
nese trade.
1t is like sluggish stream-it will not pass
current.
1t is like a cornerstone deposit-it's base
coin.
1t is like politicians promise-only taken
at discount.