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The CONFLICT between disease and
health, is often brief and fatal. 1t is
better to be provided with cheap and
simple remedies for such common dis
orders as coughs, colds, &c, than to
run the risk of contracting fatal dis
ease through neglect. DR.. VIM. Halls
Balsam is sure and safe remedy for
all diseases of the lungs and chest. If
taken i'll season it is certain to cure,
and may save you from that terrible
disease, consumption. 1t has been
known and used many years in Ameri-
ca and it is no eXaggeration to say that
it is the best remedy in the world for
Coughs, &c. Ask for DR.. WIN. Halls
Balsam for the Lungs, and take no
other. Sold by all Druggists.
DR.. GREEN'S Orygendted Bitfers.-
Though, originally, a New England
medicine, has acquired an almost
worldwide reputation, solely through
its intristic merit as the best remedy
for all disorders of the Stomach. such
as Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Costiveness,
&C., &c.
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AGENrs.WM HEPBRON Lynch' Kent County Md: W. C. SAT-
lf11D Greensboro Caroline County, Md july
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HAY FEvER.-I have been afflicted for
twenty years, during the months of August
and September, with Hay Fever, and have
tried various remedies without relief |
was induced to try EIy's Cream Balm;
have used it with favorable results, and can
confidently recommend it to all similarly
afflicted, ROBT w. TowNLEY, lex Mayor
Elizabeth, N. j.
have been Hay Fever sufferer for
three years; have often heard Ely's Cream
Balm spoken of in the highest terms: did
not take much stock in it because of the
many quaok medicines. A friend persua-
ded me to try the Balm, and did 50 with
wonderful success. This recommendation
you can use for the benefit of Hay Fever
sufferers. L. S. GEER, Syracuse, n. Y.
Price so cents,
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We find the following going around
uncredited, and suppose the paper that
first got it of, was ashamed to give its
name: At one of the watering-places
an impatient young man walked up to
the door of the bathing house in which
he thought his male companion was
dressing, and, knocking on the same.
testify inquired, "When in blazes are
you going to get those pants on 2"
There was faint giggle, and a silvery
voice replied, "When l get married, 1
suppose"
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NERVOUS dcoili!J-, tho curse oi the
American people, Immediately yields to
the action of Browns Iron Bitters.
KEoKUK, Iowa.. l.. E. Fuller says.
" have used Browns Iron Bitters ir n7
own family with excellent results"
ELM GROVE, N. Cdr. G. n. Robertson
says: II prescribe Browns Iron Bitters,
and lind it allitis recommended to be-"
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A Smile or a Laugh.

"I never jump at conclusions" !" said
the fly, and he continued to banquet
on the bob-tail horses flank. Boston
Transcript.
Thousands of men have commenced
at the bottom of the ladder and staid
there. Others have carried bricks and
mortar and reached the top by honest
industry.-NeaO Orleans Picayune.
Out West, the cellar is the place to
60 in time of cyclone, and when man
has barrel of cider in the cellar, it's
surprising how many times a day he
thinks there'sa cyclone coming Boston
Post.
A lady who had for years been COM
pressing No foot into a No. 2 shoe
died recently from gangrene of the
pedal extremities. The cOrOner's jury
returned verdict Of Died from the
effects of a fit."-The Judge,
"How shall we stop the great evil of
lying?" asks religious weekly. 1t
can't be stopped, but the evil might be
lessened materially by abandoning the
custom of putting inscriptions on tomb
stones. .-NOTistOW Herald.
1t makes a man mad to suddenly
round corner, to meet richly dressed
woman, receive Il charming bow, doff
his hat nearly to the ground, and then
discover that he has been doing the
polite to his cook.-Drdke's TrGUeIer's
Magazine.
Nothing more disgusts party of
Newport fox-hunters than to have an
old COW get ahead of them and 90 rae
ing and snorting along with her tail in
! the air and terror in her soul. 1t looks
as though they were chasing the cow,
and that's not an English custom.
"Chawles," she lisped to her new
beau from Boston, "have YOU ever seen
Rogers new group?" mo" he re-
piled, but l knew Billy Rogers old
gang, who backed John l.. Sullivan u
They are estranged. Boston "culchah''
was too much for her.-The Judge.
allow old would you think nv
daughter was" asked il mother of a
lady friend at one of our Summer re-
sorts; "would you thiuk she was 1927
"Oh, yes" was the candid reply, 81
should think she was 18-abOut ten
years ago" They "never speak as
they pass by" "now.-YOnkers Statesman
"Her face" writes Mr.. Ricard A.
Proctor, tells of Il remote youth-a
time of fiery activity. Look at hel
features, srtakcd. ringed and wrink-
led; they tell Us of century after cen
tury of disturbance" Mr.. Proctor re.
fers to the moon and not ballet-girl
as might naturally be supposed. d.-Bos-
ton Post.
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Important to Farmers!
Continued reduced price of
SHELL LIME
For the Fall of 1883.
pE"New and enlarged Kilns and She'd
ding have recently been erected at
great expense.

AS All experiment and to meet the necessities of
the times, we decided two years ago TO lower the
price OF our LIME % per cent, making it 6 cents
per buShel. instead of cents. as formerly The
success OF the plan was such that our sales were
MORE THAN DOUBLED and we concluded to
continue the price at
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HAY-EEYRR.

Apply by little fin
fer into the nostrils.
By ABSORPTION ii ef-
fectually cleanses the
nasal passages Of ca
tarrhal virus, causing
healthy secretlons. II
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Abstract Of Statement. I>sa

Receipts lpf lhc rear .... ..
Losses and ENlci>v> t,r th,.Ar.t '' ,"'! :
Dividends i'alI '''' !"'rt
Pald Members ~. Withdrawal. 'II,''.i .':.i
amount 10 Crcdit"i Members Dc, u las, It, y. "
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6 Greensboro Caroline Co. Md August Il have
Crchila Ibeieve it
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n ghpiced
it "a don
soil on sorry dnge dofi
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Purely Vegetable; No Gr
Druggist.
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One Inch Square Mo.,

,,.,.',il rarlir> "rdrring Netting or Seip.. u,,,
TIIeth "hI depth required when b.I'> WI given.
to " G %,tt'y,lH l' r for rigging that i, III IL ,es es II,
lines - per diagram no, ~ ''e' deep when
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ROBINSON BARNES
rchia aatt
nHTeHm
the
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24

The Valley City Times says that the APP
pLication by the proprietor of the James
town and Valley City telephone exchange
companies for the right OF running lines
between the two cities and from Valley
City 10 Fargo has been acted upon favora-
bly, by the Bell Telephone company. JIG.
Woodward, manager of the above exchange,
was in Valley City this morning, and
stated that as soon as some changes in
the JAMESTOWN central Office were made.
work Wouid be commenced on a line at the
latter point and pushed this way, compIet-
ing the connection of the two cities in
about three weeks. The uperintendent of
the Northwestern company states that
that organization will meet the line at
Tower City this fall. They also intend to
put line through from Fargo to Bis
marck this fall or in the spring. It is
understood the Western Union Telegraph
company have granted permission to the
above parties to utilize the telegraph poles
for the telephone wires, and they
may avail themselves, temporarily, of the
offer.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
COMPLETING THE n. ?,
And Perfecting the Arrangements for the
Celebration at the Eastern Terminus.
Otherwise st. Paul.

The most important meeting, so far, in
connection with the arrangements for the
entertainment of Willard party and the
celebration of the completion of
the Northern Pacific railroad was
held in the council chamber
yesterday forenoon, when the committee
on reception and programme held long
and busy session. The session was strict
ly private, and it is neither possible nor
desirable that the proceedings should be
given in detail, as premature publication
of the facts might seriously retard the
work of the committee. This much may
be said, however, that the work OF perfect
ing the varied details is now well Or
ganized and under way, and
what is moro important, it
was decided at yesterdays session, that as
st. Paul had taken the initiative, and that
as the right of celebrating the event pro-
perly belonged to her as being the eastern
terminus of the road to, make the affair
the distinctive compliment Of this CITY,
ard at the same time to invite neighbor-
ing cities to participation the festivities
This decision was reached after
q long and serious discussion, and
measures were at once taken on more
extended scale to consumate arrangements
to this effect At present the programme
can not be given in detail, but it will in
clude grand banquet, a procession and a
display Of fireworks in the evening. Bust
ness will, of course, be suspended, the
streets and park will be illuminated and
decorated with flags and arches and in short
it will be such a gala occasion as has never
been witnessed before in st. Paul The
committee on the reception of German
guests held meeting yesterday afternoon
and arranged preliminaries. This morn
ing another meeting Of the committee on
reception and programme will be held.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24

The editor OF the Jamestown Capital
was attacked ana severely pummeled the
other day by a member of a company
which is doing the variety business at
the Globe theater in that city. The Capt.
tai has lately had its voice wide open de-
nouncing the variety business in that city,
characterizing the female members as
prostitutes and saying many ugly things
i'll a general way. 1t is rot known wheth
er the spasm Of virtue with which the G ap-
ital has been suffering will survive II @
pounding or not, but if its editor would
observe the course Of papers which are
run by men of age ana experience in such
matters he would perhaps get some ideas
without having them pounded into him.
The Post, of Fargo, now defunct, said
something az one time about handling
some subjects with invisible tongs, which
might be good plan for the Capital to
try,
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
GOLD MEDALS OF HONOR.
BASE BALL.
The Union Pacifics and the Red Caps Meet
Again and Play a Good Same.

The Union Pacifics and the Red Caps Meet
Again and Play a Good Game
Yesterday afternoon the Union Pacifcs,
Of Omaha, and the Red Caps met again on
the diamond, and played one of the closest
and most Interesting games ever witnessed
here. The batting of the visitors was
very heavy indeed, and it was due princi-
pally to the excellent fielding of the Red
Caps that they succeeded in holding the
score down. The principal feature on the
home CLUB side was the excellent work of
Hogan and Barnes. The pitching Of tho
frs, ana the catching of the latter were
much better than is usually seen, and q
good deal of Judgment was dis
played by both. The heavy hitters
from Omaha got only seven hits off his
pitching, while the Red Caps go5 i've OF
McKelvy. Crooks did good work at sec
ond, and though Lawson is credited with
one error he covered first IN way that
was highly satisfactory. The Omaha club
is made up of very heavy hitters indeed,
and they gave the Red Caps all the hot
work they could conveniently handle.
The following Is the score, which stood
al ttie ninth inning three 10 two in favor of
the visitors:
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
The Btsmarc1s Trib,ene,s Tie,r.

The Press and Dakotian has a new
cause for grievance. It comedies that
Bismarck has paid its 100000, but in
slsts that the capitol building will cost
but $4,000, and that the capital commits
sion intends to steal the other $4,000.
When the one hundred thousand is sup
plemented by one hundred and fifty
thousand more arising from the sale of
land and Ill investigation shows that the
whole $250,000 has been wisely expended
and enough remains to build
and furnish whatever additions
may be required and provide
magnificent law library, the P. and D. will
doubtless find other imaginary causes for
complaint. Should il recover from its
present fainting fit, to use 8 mild term,the
editors OF that paper will doubtless learn
that fair rendering of the news, accom-
panied by just comment, will bring the
most satisfactory returns. The man who
cries stop thief with the most energy, will
bear close watching, and those quickest to
question the motives Of others should be
placed under tha heaviest bonds. 1t does
not follow that corruption exists because
some fellow who estimates others by him
self charges it.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
our NORTHWESTERN NRIGHBORS.
news Gieanings and Points Specially
Collected and Forwarded by Tele-
graph to the Daily Globe.
Fargo Special kilograms, August 23, to the st.
Paul Globe.
Base B1II.

The second game Of the series between
the Fargo and Elk River clubs took place
to-day, resulting in a victory to Fargo by
q score Of ten 20 four. The clubs both
played better game than yesterday. The
pitching Of the Elk River club was much
more successful! in sending unhitable balls.
Each club made oHe two-base hits and a
Fargo man accidentally pun himself cut.
Fargo made two double plays and Elk
River one. The fielding was particularly
line, ,and gained many plauaits@sL. W.
TAFT, Of Fargo, acted as um pire, and E. E.
DUrgin scorer.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
DORSEY,S REVELATIONS

Ii Dorsey's statements in regard to the
Republican management of the Presiden-
tial campaign OF 1880 are true, the leaders
OF that party were guilty of the most
iagitious profigacy ever known in .tbe
history of American politics. Did he tell
she truth? If not, why do men implicated
remain in silence and not refute such
biistering charges as he has made. If they
are REPUTABLE, why not refute them? It is
not enough to say in general way, that
Dorsey lies, andgo no further. He gives
names and circumstantial details suscep-
tlbie of refutation, if they are not true.
Do not the men implicated owe it to them
selves and their party to give
some rebuhal utterance under such
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24

THERE is undue excitement in Mime
apolis, and We might say in some quar-
tiers in st. Paul, relative to the manner
and place Of entertaining the Willard party
on the 81 of Sept. just why there should
be SO much perturbation is not easily ex-
plainable. st. Paul, the eastern terminus
of the Northern Pacific, desires to
commemorate the completion OF the
road By celebration, which includes the
extension of the inequalities of the city to
Mr.. Willard and his party of distinguished
companions. Of course the city govern
ment cannot expend the public funds for
an entertainment except in the city and it
would not be the hospitality of st. Paul that
was extended if Fargo, Bis
marck or some other locality
should be chosen for the affair.
Our citizens, as individuals, can BANQUET
Mr.. Willard and party at Hotel LAFAYETTE
or Chicago if agreeable to all concerned.
but it simply makes 1t private affair and
not city matter. The people of st. Paul
endorse the action OF the Gig governm ent
in extending the hospitality of the city to
the Willard party and trust his programme
will enable him to accept. The courtesy of
bhe invitation will have been extended in any
event, and if our hoped for visitors are not
able to be present, it will be matter of
regret but will not prevent the due observ-
ance Of the memorable event. The talk of
discourtesy is a marvel. When President
Arthur passes through here next week, it
certainly would not be discourteous to in
Vite him TO attend public entertainment
at the state house. It would be for him to
determine whether disclination OR prior
arrangement would prevent his acceptance.
The cases are parallel, as far as etiquette
and courtesy are concerned.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24

One Of The largest excursions ever seen
took place here to-day. Sunday schools
Of Fargo and Moorhead vent OF special
train to Detroit lake ana spent the day
fishing, rowing, playing and picnicing.
chs train carried over 800 people from the
two cities and back, arriving at in the
evening without the loss OF a person or
an accident Of any kind About ore-haIf
the crowd were adults among whom tber g
vas large proportion of young people.
II was evidently season OF universal Q n
jUOment.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
lSllea-

As an exponent of the higher and more
elevated walks of the drama, Mile Rhea
who commences her engagement at the
Opera house next Tuesday evening, has
won an enviable reputation in the roles
essayed, and her portrayals of character
are Married by q rare charm and finish
In speaking of her it has been conceded as
Hazlitt said of Mrs. Jordan, that nature
had formed in her most prodigal humor.
Her face, her tones, her manners were ire
sistible; her smile had the effect of sun
shine, and her laugh did one good to hear
it; yet withal she gave strength and ear
nestness to the lines that, despite her
peculiar Partisan accent, always carried
the dialogue home.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24

AMONG the anecdotes told of the late
eminent jurist, Judge Black, no one more
fully illustrates his capability of turning
abe tables on his political opponents than
the following:
One day Black was surrounded by bevy Of
his personal friends on the floor Of the house,
among the rest Judge Mercur, then the Bradford
congressman, who turned TO him and said:
Judge Black, you have more friends on this
side of the house than on your own. You
ought to be Republican. If you would join
Us we would appreciate you and give you due
prominence" To which Judgs Black made
reply that he knew it all to be true; the Repub-
hcaus were good fellows; he would like to be-
long TO tbem, and there was only one thing in
the way. IL hesaid, ''there was no hereafter
l would join the Republican party at once.
Nothing deters me but the fear of hell"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
The Excursion.

The following, which is taken from the
Miles City Daily Press, states the general
sentiments of the people of the northwest.
Dakota, as well as Montana, is conspicu-
ously overlooked in the list of guests.
while many Of the men here have labored
long and faithfully for the advancement of
the interests OF the road, which were iden-
teal with the development of this north
western country. Even Colonel Donan.the
man who has more shan all others adver-
tsed this country, and TOW ard whom the
road has cause TO feel grateful, was not
invites, and many people express the ideas
which the Press publishes:
An interesting array of distinguished
names constitutes the list Of visitors who
have accepted President Wizards invita-
ton to attend the driving of the last spike
IN the Northern Pacific road near Helena
on September 8. We DO not notice the
name Of any eastern Montana journalists
in the number, and probably thera are
none of them calculated to shed
any additional Ulster upon the
brilliant list we have referred to,
Moreover, the newspaper man in
question have served their purpose, and
the railroad has little need Of them in the
future. Their function has been to attract
people and trade cut to this Yellowstone
wilderness, and to assist materially in
making It possible for the road to be
built. Now it is finished what more does
the company want? English and Euro
pean capitalists, men with high sounding
titles competent to inspire awe in the
minds Of common folks, senators and con-
gressmer, who have yet to be consolidated
for use, and representatives of upper-ten-
dom in general are tbs game that is fred
at now. Considering the persons who will
attend il ard The distances many have
come for the purpose, the excursion will
be one of the most remarkable ever made
in the worIds
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
STILL MISSING.
a ST. Louis Lass Who Disappeared From
Home Several Days Ago, Not Yet Heard
from.

a ST. Louis Lass Who Disappeared From
Home Several Days Ago, Not Yet Heard
from.
Special Telegram TO the Globe I
= ST. LOUIS, Mo-. Aug 23.-The anxiety
felt by the friends of Miss Mary Churchill,
who disappeared from her home some
days ago is unreleaved By any tidings
whatever. 1t usually happens that two
days publicity in the newspapers and
search by the police develop at least a
clue in the case Of a dsmsePs disappear
ance, but in this case it mas not done SO.
Considerable excitement attended by
divers evening paper extras was caused
this afternoon by report that Aiss Chur-
chill had been seen duriag
the day al JerseyviiIe
in company with q tail blonde young man
to whom she was quietly married by
justice Of the peace there. Tbs family Of
Miss Churchill, though greatly surprised
and very anxious 10 know who the youn =
man In the case is, were still very much
relieved at the news. Their relief was
destined to short life, however. It turned
out that the suspected bride ana groom
at Jerseyvllle were runaway match from
Greenfield. constable mad come on after
the bride, Miss Ida Ii. Allen. but arrived
after the marriage was over. The young
couple came to st. Louis tonight and are
considerably bothered at the notoriety
they had suddenly achieved, but there is
no news from the missing Churchill lass.
and not even theory as to her where
abOute
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
RICHARD GRANT WHITE ha

RICHARD GRANT WHITE has apparently
received new light with which he irradiates
the pages Of the recent issue of the North
American Review. The reader will be
surprised to know if be does not know,
that Mr.. White is an active Republican,
an eE-oaicshOl neither a Democrat, q
rebel, or & rebel sympathizer." He does
nos give q very attractive view of the
@m3ney power" To this power he at
tributes the war Of tbs rebellion. Did the
lust for gold influence ia % plan a civil
war, that thrift might fo,.uw blood. CAN
Mr. Whites view be :h4 tru7 oae? And
yet he belongs to the paf,5 That waves"the
bloody Shirt" aud IT. tn.t sign wins
elections. Mr.. White -:
The war flor the Unio. VAS virtually car
RED on by the moneyed men, the business lnen
OF the north. They furnished its 'sinews,' and
this they did for their own purposes, and in
their own Interests. Mary of them grew rich
by means Of the war: most of them saw that in
ITS successful prosecution lay their future pros
per1ty. The war WIS q money-naking time
and the war was a lnOney-nnaI1ing process. The
Federal Government Was victorious simply be
eauselt had the most men and the most money
on Its side, and it had the most men because it
had the most money. The Confederate cause
Jailed simply because its men and money were
exhausted; Tor no other reason -
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24
DAKOTA2NOH'rAnA

1.-THE Daily GLoBz has established North
western Bureau devoted to the news and genera
interests OF Dakota and Montana. The head
quarters Of the bureau will be located at Fargo,
with an Office on Broadway nearly opposite the
Headquarters Hotel, and adjoining the Red
River National Baak. Parties having mail
correspondence relative to this section
OF the country should address DAILY GLOBE,
Fargo, D. IL
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-08-24

The GLOBE has already remarked that
5he Willard reception matter was a mu-
nicipal affair. The reply of Mayor Ames.
OF Minneapolis, to the Invitation of Mayor
O'Brien, of st. Paul, is given elsewhere
and settles the entire matter. The mu.
nioipal authorities of Minneapolis
accept the invitation to unite
with ST. Paul and fatty repudiate
The self constituted committee who
undertook to usurp the prerogatives of the
mayor and council of that city. The st.
Paul celebration has been municipal
affair from the outset and it has ALWAYS
been the desire that The municipal author
tiles of Minneapolis should join in the af-
fair. as Mayor Anne -. finally accept
ed the invitation Il ;perIrg should
cease. Washburn G, [. ., very properly
RELOCATED to the reaT. - - for their at
Sempt to thrust themse yes forward where
they had no business, there would have
been no trouble