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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
C0NetS.

Tea gowns that come in the same
class Of goods present some new fea-
lures. A pretty model is cut away
square in the neck, and worn I'VE q
dainty bodice Of linen lawn insertion,
embroidery and lace. The back has a
very deep Vatican plait, and the entire
garment Is heavy with lace. Break
fact sacques are alto made of Surah and
Chinese silks and deliberately decorated
with lace. They come in all the popu-
lar eolors such as ivory, pink, blue,
terra-eOtta, &c.
For the fat women there are COM
pressiens In the way of abdominal cor
sets and other vise-like stays, but these
are 8 torture to the wearer, and while
detracting q little from the size Of the
waist and hips only make more conspi-
cuous the over-spreading shoulders aud
bust.
But for fragile, slender creatures, who
have not flesh enough to decently cover
Their bones are all sorts of devices for
supplying deficiencies and bringing
about a fine contour. The corset is
fashioned with the proper curyes and
outlines I've which to shape the outer
clothing. The greatest care is observed
IN proportiOnins these c~ersets, which,
for the best results, must be made to or.
der. The style Of the correct proper.
tons, and when these do not exist, as
in too slender ladies who lack the
natural development of bust and hips
In proportion to the waist, the we'll
made corset supplies these in addition
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
SAI.E,

10y NlRTuE or \ DEED OF TRUST
ID from Il r. McNcchen 10 me, dltei March
~ !SsI, and recorded IN deed Of trust hoax
no. u, page IS. In the office ot the clerk OF
the county Court of ohio county, West Nir.
giuIa, conveying lots s, y and ~ IN Cald~eli's
addition 10 The ely 81 Wheeling fronting iS
feet on Twcniy-ninth street, aud running
back ~ feet, excepting a para " lot No. ; aud
y part OF lot No. =, there. oforc sold TO joan
Powell and Mary Nc artS. ia trust "a secure
mani OF two notcs lherrLn coplcl. ] VIII. ON
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
Is a Positive Cure

For oil those Painful Complaints ana weaknesses
90 common TO our best female population
A Medicine for Woman. Invented by g woman.
Prepared by o Woman.
The Greatest Medical Discovery Since the Dawn OF HiEtory.
rvIt revives the dropping spirits, invigorates and
harmonlZes the organic functions, gives elasticity and
nrmness to the step, restores the natural lustre to the
eye, an plants on the pale check OF woman the lresh
roses OF LIES spring and early summer time.
TT Physicians Use Il and Prescribe II Freef. "a
1t removes ~faintncss, fatulcncy, destroys all craving
for stimulant, and relieves weakness OF the stomach.
That feeling OF bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backache, Ia Away permanently cured by It's use.
For the cure OF Kidney Complaints OF either sex
thIs Compound Ia unsurpassed.
LYDIA F. PINEHAA's BLOOD PURIFIER
will eradicate every Vestige OF humors from the
Blood, and give tone and strength TO the system, OK
man woman or child. Insist on having IL
Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared
az 23 and rs Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price OF
either, 81 Six bottles for S. Sent by mail in the form
Of pills, or OF lozcngCs, on receipt of price, 81 per box
for either. Mrs. FiHkIam freely answers all letters or
inquiry. Eaclys, Bet. stamp. Send for pamphlet.
No f,mtlys should no without LYDIA +. P1NRHAN's
LIVER PILLS.. Tl.v cure constipation, bilousness,
and torpidity OF tue liver. p cents per box.
aB-SoId by all Drugsists.~ az a.
Et0I224GNA
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
Pittsburgh.

PITTSBURGH, July 3O.-Apples-Fancy
eating, new, 81 0O9+ so; good cooking,
So OOa3 so; car lots en- track, 81 5O@3 %.
INTERESTINGLY fresh roll, in large supply
at I46l5c; common, S@10c; creamery, 239
25c. Cheese-Prime Ohio factory, S99c;
Ohio Dairy, 79Sc; new Ohio Sweitzer, l29
lac; Limberger, 14c; New York Goshen, 100
lie. Cider-New sweet, S7@S per Dbl. Sand
refined, SIS 50@9 90. Beeswax-Choice, ~
mand; prime navies, 81 1902 so; prime
medium, 81 25@2 80; limaS, 5H@6c per
10; butter beans, 81 1902 so per bu; mar
row beans, 81 50@2 60. Eggs-Receipts
increasing; barrelslT@lSe per doz. for fresh;
cases, 1S1l9c per doz. for fresh. Feathers
Market steady at 60G65c for choice live; ~
645c for mixed. Honey-White clover,
new, l5al6c in l and 2 pound frames
per ID; New York, in lrreg'
ular packages, l2@l5c. Buckwhest, log
12c; strained, 149l5c. California como,
l5@16c. Dried fruitS-We quote prime
quartered apples at 6@Ic; evsporated APP
pies at 14@l6c per h.; evaporsted peaches
ttnparedJ 1T@iSc per h.; pared, 25S2Sc
per H.: e~vsporated raspberries S0@SSc per
h.: impaired peaches, halves, 79Sc; pare1,
I569Oc. Onions-Danvers, yellow, IS COG
8 so per barrel; Bermuda. new, 81 7592UJ
per box. Potatoes-New 81 509l IS per Dbl.
In bulk; 5O@60c bus. Peanuts-Tennessee,
6G6Hc; Virginia, 6@7c. Vinegar[Dou6le
strength wine vinegar, 2o93Oc;
standard 11@13c; 109llc for c9In
try stock; wine vinegar, SOC. PouItry-Liye
chickens, old per pair, S5990c; spring, 45t9
SOC. Pearl Barley-Nos. Sand 4, 494Hc pei
ID. Dried Peas-S1 25@l 80 per busnel.
Hominy-$S 25@3 50 per barrel. Tallow-
Country quoted 7@THc per ID; city SIC.
Market steady. Seeds-Cloyer seed per
bush, IS SOFAS rs; timothy seed, 81 9o92 90;
flax seed, 81 coal IS: fax seed meal, new
process, 81 so al 60 per 100 lbs. Raspoer-
ries-lSGl4c. Blackberries-At llgl2c
Pineapples-sl 50G2 90 per doc. Water
melcns-Sl5 OO@20 90 per 100. Whortle'
berries-sl 25@l so per bucket. Peaches
So SOFAS 90 per bushel crate.
New York
NEW YoRK. July 30.-Cottoh quiet; fu.
lures weak. F~lour-Steady; receipts 1900
barrels; exports 1900 barrels. Wheat
Cash lots L@lc lower; closed stronger;
options opened steady, but subsequently
declined %@5sc irmer, advancing iSlhc,
and closed firm; receipts 1000 bushels;
exports 16S. 900 bushels; ungraded 81 029
/ i6H; No. 8 red 81 NJ; No. 2 red Sll3h
al 1871 in store; / 14S ahoat; l l68l l6H
in elevator; ungrsded white S5cGsl 05;
No. . red seller August, sales 2T2,o 900 bush
els. st 81 1901 1873; October, sales 7sl,-
900 bushels, at 81 I7H9l ISIS, closing at
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
MEDICAL.
M. C. McLANE'S
Liver Pills

nFcring to the public ~. .; ze. az siiisSS
ktLtr,FA = nTrsnme no apology viii Dc
FL d'1TS he SrsatPreyalenss Of LiSsr CS%PSass
tSi7iOs' 6i,sa4Ss 81 az a:Sss . s sSa wes ana
sed 80 IN the majority OF cases, the Pahens
within the rsaeh Of a regular Pays;S,an; re-
3 lh.t = ~, Least impair the constitution. ana
4 safe sT and sHscuaL That s@ss i,tss saS,i s
n ~ grcat success which has invariably
oqof' ,@,tiTuse, will, we think, be sufficient 70
ti ase the most ~i3credqploas . = s5' Sc ssS fai GFs
ERE VI s,,rd or fall BY the effects produeeas
/, q ;s aTi have been 50 tested and that Il 's Ssn Ts ,sns
M in every respect l3yorsoae, We eneed
! beneficial effects. ru,s
80 forth or recommended, like most OF
NOT he'- T-5icincs OF the dayl, a. universal
Tgr''iH ,SIy as A specific for Ligsr Com.
,-a's, % ,51Ss symptoms connected with 4 de-
- srlte Of THAI organ.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
Public Sale Of Valuable Real
Estate.

Is virtue IL the authority vested ia lh'n
OF a dccie Q 81 the Circuit Court of ONO
county. Vast virginia, cntsfe1 on the !ih"
OF Ju,r. IN5, IN q cause In chancsry thsr'iI
pcndILg, wherein J. II. Cox, executor. a
was pipiniln, and James Wayt amt oLh-'.
were defendants, the undersigned sDT-iH
nrn Ia isnIIInHr Will ON
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
s,ausSsy, Asgast -, 1879.

commencing at 10 o'clock .. m, on the prem,
ses 10 be soId, sell at public auction the reA'
estate hienii ned in the blu u aaid c.a.e.
that il 70 say: A tract OF land situated %
the head waters Of the south fork of short
Creek. in ohio county aforesaid, -
III. home farm OF James Wayt and on which
the said lanes wayt has Tor many years re-
.idsi. containing one hundred add seventy
hye acres, more or less. Aud bon ndsd on tbs
south by lands Of Martin ConIey, hainret
OF james Rine, on the north by isnd, Of John
Wayt, and on the west by isndsgf !. :; J.c,o
and Josiah Chapline; butths said real estate
will he sold subject ~ lesse mSas Wy ths
Wsyt, for a term ending with the slst dsy Ot
March. ssi, which lesss r. on nls am ons TIE
papers or said canse, and In which the sAih
robert agrees, among other Ting: io,
portion Of the said farm which " nov IN
meadow that In Ga. fall Of The yesr rs! he
. Siii , sssm IN and shs so, f is. 81 is s.s on.|hslf Of IN, s.
land which shall have been planted In corn
during the last named yess, having the right
..,% tasm :,, :a1 sbs a +: nS a.. 2, 81 W ss sfosa -. e
either because the said farm shall have J-tl
sold, or be, it shall have bs.n lsas.I '.
Some other psrsonl, 70 have . bali Of ~
by him ~ Aforesaid. upon his paying one.
bkii OF the eIpensea OF bsrvesfinE TIE said
crops, the division 70 be mads In the shock.'
Terms Of third Of the pufcnsss
m mV sI:cs, sssh On the day Of sals. aSd t5s
Temaihdef in tVo equal inststmsuts, psyabis
respectively IN ous and tvo ysars after tbs
payment Of the declared instalns i,s " %
sseured By Q dsed Of trust upon tls VIA real
estate, or b. the retaining Oft tiilA.
RRSSsssss stt wsfaifg.
HENRY n. RUSSELL
thereby certify that bond has been aiyen
in the above entitled cause, - required W
WIN y. b. McCoLLocH. ClsrE:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
Cincinnati.

CINCINNATI, July Solve Hogs-Steady;
common and light S. 60@6 co. packers
and butchers S 30@6 90. Receipts ., 800
head: shipments 100 head.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
FOR RENT.
ron SALE.

AN EXCELLENT oPPoRTUNrTy-A
N tist-class drug business. established this
last twenty. I'VE years, Ii now offered On
liberal terms. Satisfactory reasons for sell.
ing will be given. Parties will addreSs In per.
son or by mail, &. 4. Schaefer & 10. Real
Estate Agents Telephone Cas-. mr!7h
NOR SALE-A DESIRABLE BUILDING
IL lot on Market street, betw 'en seventh
and Eighth streets. For further inform attsn
address or apply To the unders,gncta al Rn.is.
TER ONCE. W. J. JOHNSTON.
le21h
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-07-31
Cincinnati.

TOLEDO, July O-Wheat-Steady No. ,
red winter ca.h 81 OSia bid; seller July
81 rs bid; seller August 81 o.; seller Sept
ember 81 II; seller DC ober 81 l3H; seller
November$l n! bid; seller January 81 lSj3
bid, 81 10 asked. COrn-NOminal. Oats
Dull; No. . seller September or year 21i4c
LII
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NaW OFISana.

new ORLEANS, July 3O.-Cofee-Qliet
and steady; Rio cargoes common to prime
-, MlOIEc. Sugar and Molasses-NothinS
doing. Rice-Dull; Louisiana ordinary to
prime 5G6C.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-06-30
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton has
spent the past winter in England, and
has received much social attention.
The veteran jokist, Josh Billings.
Is now slxty-six years old, and has a.
grandson nearly young man. Josh's
real name is Henry w. Shaw.
-Ex-Cadet Whittaker's father, James
Whitaker, died in Kershaw County, S.
T., the other day. leaving about $5, 600
in money and an improved farm. He
was once slave.
John Caldwell, of Cleburne. Tex.
drank a quart of whisky in eight min
utes. In three minutes he was pro-
nounced dead, but was afterward resus-
citated.-C Chicago Times.
Mrs. Southworth, the writer. hay-
ing completed a ten years engagement
with MIR. Bonner's story paper, has
made another ten years contract with
the same publisher.-N Y. Graphic.
Evangelist d. L. Moody, after
eighteen months steady preaching, will
settle down for summers rest at his
home in Northfeld, Mass. His schools
in that place are in fourishing condi-
tion.-Boston Post.
1t is not perhaps generally known
that Mr.. Whistler, the London artist
who has become famous through his
nocturnes'' and symphonies in
color, is an American by birth. Such,
however, is the case, and the quiet,
rocky old town of Stonington, in Con-
necticut, can claim the honor of being
his birthplace Chicago Journal.
"A little girl fourteen years old. of
Richmond, Va, whose name is not
given, is said to have written charm
ing story under the romantic title ga
Heart for a Heart" Her precocity is
said to be unprecedented in literary
way, and the papers of that city are al
ready predicting that she will be the
long-looked-for novelist, If she has as
much talent as is reported she ought to
be sent to school, and pens and paper
kept away from her, Chicago Inter
Ocean.
George Francis Train is said to be
very we'll off, and his son has lucra-
tive position in private banking firm
at New York. The father and son are
rarely seen together, as the old man
has become almost insane of late. He
has not spoken for several months, and
will shake hands with nobody. Not
long ago George Francis was seen in
his accustomed place on Madison
Square, eating peanuts, and his son was
with him by means of
! little tablet which Train always car
ries. The father would not speak to
lis own son. Chicago Times.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-06-30
ST. LANDRY DEMOCRAT.
OPELoUsAs. LOUISIANA,
SHARES.

NY nome is humble, neat and plain.
NO servant rules my small domain
Il ls my JOY to serve my own,
ana let their love my labors crown.
N.Y. ny neighbor's home is rich and grand
WIN luxuries from every land:
her carriage stands before her gate.
ana servants at her bidding wait.
Yet oft she comes to sit with me.
ana seek my ready sympathy
sor cares that hold her heart in thrall.
ana grlefs she does not tell to all.
In many ways we blend our lives.
I OFTEN share her carriage drives,
Vt !east my beauty-loving heart
Amid her treasured gems Of art.
often sit beside her board
Mith costly dainties richly stored.
Where silver bright and china rare
auu choicest flowers are grouped with care
snare the pleasures of her wealth
"tnOnt the cares that mar her health
ana love my friend, yet envy not
Inc wealth and splendor of her lot.
She takes a cup Of fragrant tea
And eats a simple roll with me,
ana says her rich and varied food
has never tasted half SO good
She shares the peacefulness and rest
1',i WIN which my lowly home is blest,
", M1tnout the close economies
Ihat in my daily tolls arise
The busy years go crowdinc by.
ana still my wealthy friend and
"A one another's blessings share,
ana tighten each the others care.
-Susie Il. Bisbee in Golden RMe.
St. Landry democrat., 1883-06-30
HUMOROUS.

-"What is the boundary that sep
arates smile from a tear?'' "Giye II
up" 1.-The nose.''
/ We have seen it asked who painted
Henry Kirke White. 1t was probably
the same person who painted William,
Black, Thomas Gray and the other Tom
Brown.-Brooklyn Eagle.
-3 You're the plague of my lifer'
exclaimed an angry husband. II wisl,
the Old Nick had your $50 might
plague you in the next world?" calmly
inquired the wife. Eleuated Railroad
Journal.
After popping the question, next in
order is to question the pop.-Does your
son play the flute? Not well; but he is
under tootle-age. -Clock-worked stock
ings are not necessarily secondhand
stockings.-N. 7. World.
Say, Mrs. Bunson.'' said Il little
girl to a lady visitor, .'do you belong to
a brass band?'' ..No, nv dear.'' .I
thought CHI you did, why did you, my
childp'' Because mamma said YOU
was always blowing your own horn. y
Chicago Times.
Things one would rather not have
said: Mrs. A.-s Come and lunch with
us tomorrow. You will be interested
in the schoolmaster' bride. MRS. B.
"Oh. yes; how do you like her?' Mrs.
Avery well, only she's little un-
used to the ways of society. [ Shouldn't
ask her to meet nice people. Fziegende
Blatter.
An American young lady singer
went to Europe bearing the name of
Mary Jane Boggs, and her cognomen
is now Miss Nina Lafonti. It does
twist some persons names most terri
bly, out of shape to travel across the
ocean with them. 1t must be in the
saline qualities of the water.-Norris-
torn Herald.
A debtor who was sued by his cred
itor acknowledged that he had borrowed
the money, but declared that the plain
tiff knew at the time that it was a
Kathleen Mavourneen loan. "a Kath-
leen Mavourneen loanp' replied the
Court, with a puzzled look. sThat's
It, Judge-one of the it may be for
years, and it may be forever sort.''-
N. 7. journal.
-Ihe latest anecdote about the old
ady who thinks that she s'knows every
hing" is about how she went to church
'ociable, and, as she entered the room,
The young ladies said: .sGood evening,
.untie, we are glad you came; we are
,oing to have tableaux this evening"
yes, ] know, know" was the reply,
4 smelt 'em when I first came in. ~
Chicago Herald.
"A gentleman who had been allured
y the announcement of quiet country
lotel, came down the morning after his
rival and made complaint that his
oots had been outside his door ALI
light and until eight o'clock that morn
ng, and nobody had touched them.
he landlord, who in his shirt sleeves
yas tipped back in a chair and picking
is teeth with a knife, beamingly re.
narked: 'sLaw, bless ye, ye might
ave left yer purse out there all night;
obody would have touched it. Hon
st critters down here. I tell CHI
2go Tribune.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-14
DECORATION DAY.
BY JOHN H CoCHRANE.

What mean these men by marching every thirtieth
of May,
With torn and tatered colors and with flowers bright
and gay?
They are our Nations heroes-her soldiers and her
Some are MANNED and wounded. and some wear
noble scars.
When our country was aroused by the sounds o
Civil War,
And the echoes of Fort Sumpter's guns heard
both near and far.
Twas then the men you to-day, who march with
stately tread,
Went forth with those now numbered 'mongst the
army of the dead.
To uphold the Nations honor, to preserve the Union
whole,
With a purpose firm and true the needle to the
pole.
But the conflicts long over, and why march
they to-day?
To honor those who've fallen and debt of love to
pay;
1t matters little now whether the dead blue or
Flowers are strewn on both alike Decoration Day.
And thus may it continue while suns shall rise and
For we've long since forgotten the Gray but can't so
forget
Those who stood beside us on many hard-fought
field,
Till at last to grim deaths messenger they
PEELED to yield.
So ''with malice toward none. and with charity for
ALL"
Our MISSIONS one of love to those whom God hath
pleased to call;
The hardships we have suffered we can vividly re-
call
The march, the camp the battle-methinks see
them ALL
But is there one regrets them as they ponder on them
we'll?
No! regrets are only cherished for comrades brave
who fell
Regrets for gallant leaders and our faan "Boys in
Blue"
Who rallied round the Standard to the Union firm
and true;
Regrets for all who the Blue and pity for the
Gray,
Is all that animates hearts on Decoration Day.
Then honor our brave Veterans they honor their
dead
"What have they done for U.S." methinks I hear it
said
When duty called they answered AYE" answered
every oue
To protect great inheritage bequethed by Wash
ngtoni
Our great and glorious Union they rsked cen life
save
Gave manhood chattels and freedom unto slaves.
Is honor then not due them for such noble work well
done?
"Republics ungratefnl" but let this be one;
And when the last great "Reveille' is sounded from
the sky,
And we are called to "muster" by command of the
Most High
May comrade then be missing" hut all receive
their pay
In the Crowns be distributed "That Decoration
Dayr'
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-14
NED KENDALL'S TRIUMPH.

When Ned Kendall was in his
prime he visited England, partly for
recreation and partly for the purpose
of discovering if there was anything
to be learned of band music in that
country. A few days after his ar
rival in London, where he was total
stranger, be saw an advertisement i'm
the Times for bugle player in one
of the bands of the guards. On the
following morning Ned repaired to
headquarters, as designated, and in
troduced himself to the band master
by saying that he had seen the adver-
tisement for bugle player, and he
had come to offer himself as a candi-
date for the situation.
The band master treated him rath-
er cavalierly, but finally told him
there would be a full rehearsal the
next morning, and he might come
and show what he could do; but it
was intimated that he would have to
exhibit rare qualifications to entitle
him to the position.
At the hour appointed, Kendall
made his appearance, with his Z fat
bugle in his hand and took his place
in the band.
1t happened, oddly enough. that
the rehearsal commenced with a new
piece, containing a solo for the clari-
net, which the performer upon that
instrument could not properly exc
cute. After repeated failures our
Yankee bugle player requested of the
band master that he might perform
the part upon his bugle.
The leader laughed outright. The
idea of performing that part upon the
bugle was ridiculous. 1t could not
be done. However, the American
being very urgent, consent was final
ly given him to try it. The band
performed the perlude; and then
came the solo, with slight alto and
bass accomplishment.
As the surprising melody rose
upon the air, one after another of the
players dropped their instruments as
though entranced, and all listened
with wonder and admiration to the
wonderful performance.
When the solo was concluded,
wild storm of applause shook the
building; for nearly full regiment
of guards was in attendance. The
band master, when he could collect
himself, FASTENED forward and ex-
tended his hand.
sin the name of all that is wonder
full, who are your"
my name is Kendall. -
''What Edward Kendall of Bos-
ton?''
.sYes.''
''Well, l have heard of you as the
greatest bugle player in America,
and 1 now say you are the greatest
in the world.''
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-14
LIME-KILN CLUB ECONOMY.

II would inform de club,' said
the president, as another starch box
was dropped into the stove to warm
up the back townships, ''dat de Hon.
orable Pokydemus White of Grenada,
Miss, am in de anty-room. The
gem'lan arrove heah las night on top
of freight car. His objeck in wis
itin' de norf am to deliber his cele-
brated lecktur' on ''How to Econo-
mize.' He has offered to deliber it
befo' dis club fur de sum of seventy
five cents, which am cheap huff fur
any sort of lecktur' on any sort of
subject But has informed him
dat we doan' want it. 1t am plain
to me dat he has been economiZin'
radder too much. In place of an
obercoat he has yard OF brass
watch-chain. In place of three meals
per day he seems to prefer one meal
an two drinks of whisky. While de
heels of his butes am al run ober, he
wars glass diamond under his chin.
While his trousers am patched befo'
an behind, he sports a galvanized
watch dat probably cost Sc. Gem
len, de way to economic am to save
seventy-fve cents by not 'ceptin' de
offer of dis leckturer. What de
moas' of us doan' know bout econo-
my no stranger wild stiff knee kin
cum along an teach us. When
member of dis club keeps fo' chilfn
in skule, pays rent, has Sunday
suit, eats oysters twice week, an
doan' owe de butcher or grocer, an
all on salary of Sc per week, l reck-
on he has got de economy bizness
down to as fine pint as it kin be
worked. Committee on recepshun OF
statesmen will purceed to de anty-
room an remark to de Hon. Pokyde-
mus White dat we has decided not to
h'ar de lectur' at any price. Hint to
him dat he had better leave de city
on some of de night trains.