Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-06-05

SeStSu d hc4lSiiS iOT eAtSuOlHS tHS area VI
Paris by suppressing old Notifications,
which cover 2, 600 acres.
Uncle Reuben "a Yaas, Ephrim, but 20
should do as 20 are done by" Eph.:
'' Yaas, Uncle Rube, but dis chile hahn :
never been done by '-[Life.
Canon Wilberforce has received five
anonymous donations of FL, 900 each to.
ward the fund for the completion of St.
Msry's Church, Southampton, Eng, Of
which he is rector.
At this season of the year the beer
sellers hang out pictures Of the festive
goat. These are intended to attract the
young kids, and It is presumed that they
succeed in so doing Il Boston Transcript.
&" Did that lady take umbrage ~ said the
proprietor of Harlem store to his clerk,
who had just had wordy dispute with
customer. "Oh, no. She took ten yards
of Turkey-red calico, and wanted buttons
10 match.
An electric light for deep-sea fishing
adorns the new steamer Albatross, of the
Elsa Commission. When sunk beneath
the water it attracts the fishes, and these
are caught by a net which is draw n up from
beneath it.
A woman in Muhlenberg county, Ken.
lucky, Gays ii she lives until July 5th next
she will be ll5 years old. She has been
married once, has fifteen children, one
hundred grand children and thirty.tiv i've
gceat.grand children.
Rich uncle to his physician :" So you
think there is hope Tor me ?" mot only
that but l can assure you that you are
saved. " Very well, I wish you would IN
form my nephew, but break the news gen.
tly to him. II Berliner Boersen- Courier.
Texas now comes to the front with q
law prohibiting profane language near a
dwelling house. 1t is fortunate for Texas
people that the State has a vast amount Of
unsettled land, where her people can go
out and swear the air blue if they choose.
-[Peck's Sun.
a correspondent of the British Medical
JoV,muL states that he has found the appIi.
cation of a strong solution of chronic acid
nee or four times, by means of camel's
har pencil, to be the most efficient and
easy method of removing warts. They be.
come black and soon fall off.
Miss Malvina Rumley had just started
out with her beau for walk, when her
| little brother Johnnie calls to her from the
fence 81 say, Malvina, don't you bring
that Teller back here to tea with you.
Mamma says there amt morn enough
biscuits to go around as it is"
Three artesian wells have been sunk in
the corporate limits of Pueblo, the last one
more than year ago. All are over 900
feet deep, and one is over l, 300 feet. Each
| discharges a regular and considerable flow
Of mineral water, the water from two of
! them being highly charged with valuable
hygienio properties.
"Mother Goose, according to the latest
authorities, far from being a myth, was the
wife OF Isaac Goose, and lived in Pudding
| lane (now known as Devonshire street,,
| Boston. She was born in 1865 and died in
| 1857. The first edition of her nursery
rhymes was published by her son.in-law,
Thomas Foote, in the year l7l9.
In our country" says the Englishmap,
as be leaned back in his chair, before we
marry we arrange to settle certain sum
upon the wife" "Yes, l know" replied
| the American "but with us it is differ
ent. 1t is after we are married that we
settle everything on the wife and arrange
to beat our creditors" "Haw see. And
how do the creditors take it?" "They
never find anything to take"
A gentleman in Manchester claims to
have succeeded in applying orange peel to
very useful purpose. Orange. peel dried
in or on an oven until the moisture has
been expelled becomes readily inhsmma.
| bic, and serves admirably for lighting fires
or for resuseitating them when they have
nearly gone out Thoroughly dried orange.
| peel will keep for long time, and might
be collected when the fruit is in season and
stored for winter use.
a young woman calls upon her shoe.
maker, the most fashionable artist in the
city, and complains that her new boots
burst on the very first day she wore them.
" Il cannot be, madame, says the artist,
firmly but respectfully /; "it is simply i'm.
possible that" So But look her p says the
customer, producing package containing
the boot. The artist examines it carefully
and with perplexity. At last his face lights
up 81 see how it was I' he cries, triumph
antly'; "you have been walking with
them On p
"Have you had job to-day, Tim ?" in
quired well known legal gentleman of
the equally we'll known, jolly, ford faced
old drayman, who, rain or shine, summer
or winter, is rarely absent from his post in
front of the Michigan Exchange.
"Bedad, did, sor.
How many ?"
Only two, cor.
How much did you get for both?
g Sivinty cints, scr.
"Seyenty cents How in the world do
you expect to live and keep q horse on
seventy cents day :"
some days l havs half dozen jobs,
sor; but bizniss has been dull to-day, sor.
0n'y the hauling Of thrunk tor gintil-
man for forty cints, an load av furniture
Tor thirty cints; and there was the pots
an the kittles, and the devil on'y knows
phat; big load, sir"
DO you csrry big loads of household
furniture for thirty cents p
g She was poor wildly, sor, an had no
more TO give me. took all she had, sor
an bsdad, sol, lyyer could have done no
better nor that, sor. - Detroit Free Press.
A car conductor named Ganion,
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