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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-12-19
l really think the Home Secretary

| really think the Home Secretary
should interfere and prevent what
will speedily make us laughing
stock for the whole civilised world.
/ refer to the choice of public
hangman. / have always considered
that the first consideration in choos-
ing such an official should be the
name. The Office is one of horror
and gloom. Its holder should be a
man of mysterious attributes, capable
by his very name alone of striking
terror into the heart of the would. be
murderer. Calcraft and Marwood
were grand names but Bartholomew
Binns! Good heavens that the pub
lie executioner of great empire like
ours should rejoice in such an appella-
ton! 1t is only suggestive of funny
story in Christmas annual. What
burglar would fear the cluthes of a
Binns? Anybody could get the
better Of man with such a name.
We don't choose hangman solely
for the sake of the comic papers,
Either he must apply for leave to
change this ridiculous cOgnomen, or
/ shall feel inclined to ask all who
believe in the Shandeian theory to
agitate for his prompt dismissal.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-12-19
THEN AND NOW.

"My DEAR" said Mrs. Pepper
man to her husband last evening, II
was looking over bundle of old
letters to-day, and found this one
which you wrote to me before we
were married, when you were young
and sentimental
"What does it say?"
"I'll read it,"
"Sweet idol of my lonely heart:
If thou wilt place thy hand in mine,
and say, dear love, I'll be thy bride,
We'll fly away to some far realm
we'll fly to sunny Italy, and meath
soft, cerulean skies we'll bask and
sing and dream of naught but love.
Rich and cosey paintings by old
master shall adorn the walls of the
castle I'll give thee. Thy bath shall
be of milk. A box Mthe opera shall
be at thy command, and royalty shall
be thy daily visitor. Sweet strains
of music shall lull thee at eventidc,
and warbling birds shall wake thee
from thy morning slumler. Dest
thou accept? Say yes, and fly, oh!
fly, with me-"
"And l flew," said Mrs. Pepper
man. "But if l had been as fly as
am now, I wouldn't have flown"
"Why not, dear?"
"Why not? Have you done as
you promised in that letter? When
we were married, did we fly to sun
ny Italy and bask meath soft, ceru-
lean skies, or did we go to Hoboken
and spend two weeks fishing for cells
on the edge of the whalf?"
"Well yes.'
"And how about the pictures?
You know very well that every rich
and costly painting in this house is
chrome from the tea store"
''Well.''
60 ',Thy bath shall be of milk Do
l battle in milk? Do battle in milk,
or isn't it like pulling teeth every
morning to get ten cents out of you
to buy milk for the baby?'
''Kinder.''
Royalty shall by thy daily visi-
tor The only daily visitors l have
are the book agents and calm ped
dlcrs."
f"Taint my fault"
''Sweet strains of music shall lull
thee at eventide. The only chance
l have to listen to sweet strains of
music is when you and l go out
walking at night and follow mon
key and hand organ around the
block
sob, l am so lonely
81 don't care if you are. Where
are the warblins birds You promised
me? l hear Mrs. Maginis's growing
ROSTERS next door every morning.
Perhaps they are what you meant"
swell, never mind"
"But ] will mind. Il was to have
Il box at the opera Where is it?
The only time / go to an opera is
when you get bill-posters' tickets to
a dime museum. -
''It's too bad"
sit is really too bad. And then
you said we'd talk and dream of
naught but love. Since l married
you we've talked and dreamt OF
naught but rent. Goodnight, sir"
and Mrs. Popperman turned out the
gas and jumped into bed, leaving
Mr.. Popperman to bark his shins
against the bureau in trying to grope
to bed in the dark. -Boston Herald.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-12-19

In his official report for last year
Howard Vencent, the Director of
Criminal Investigations, declares
that the metropolis of London, with
a territory of nearly 700 hundred
square miles, covered by more than
700, 900 houses and inhabited by
nearly 100000 persons, is the
safest capital for life and property
in the world.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01

IN tie Pc. a. tE-s NJ suarFings we're Terrible
1 was swollen to such proportions IA IfeArcd ny
limbs would bu7st aoa tie bs.t rosdic=l tsll 1t
obtaiDstie sad Ct ca worst sage Of rs lines,
when n husband end m friends bad eiyea me
up % Gle. thc iate "a Jeha yToodeurg made .
thoroush exs-inanon 81 uY wsier. SUD pro-
nourccd asy csso scrts kidney disssee. eoEsiering
on.sishrs disease. aud sco, mpsnisd y gravel.
snd .eeoramendias the immediate u s. ci Hunts
RemedT. ~ tais u1e wss suIesing most ter
rible Il. Ia a. ~ back limbs SOD head. and could
ind rest Gay o. nisht Cor week. end was
growing wesseV iaiiy uuti. lh,s kind physician
o,deTed ne 10 take Rants Remedy. Before tax
ing hail OF oEs bottle : co-au,et-ced 10 improve
and before takiEg ok bottles wss entirely cured.
This was nearly eight yea0s ego. and hGge had
no return cf tAs dbcsse- have recommended
Hunfs Be-aCdJ to othsrs - similar cases. and Il
has never failed to cure hSTe slsO used II for
sick heRcsche. ena found in il a sure relief
think IL l. the best medicine nsd snc cheerfully
recommend Il 20 sI MRS. " Il. 5TILS0N.
No. 16 Tyler S.. Boz. on. Mass.
Ap1ii Is 1856.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
All Around the Hnuse

An economical and sPpetizing way to cook
very small potatoes IS to first wash and
scrspe them well, boil them, and the instant
Trey are done drain of the water, dry them
OF, and then in the kettle, right with them,
make milk gravy. This is nice dish for
breakfast or supper.
There is no purifier ike fresh air; and the
whole houfe, every room in it, whether Is
has been used or not, should be opened every
day. Many housekeepers VINO ara fsultless
IN every other respect neglect the proper
airing of tho house, and the germs of disease
are developed, and sickness which can not
be accounted for overtskes the family.
For nice rice pudding take one cup of
boiled rice, pinch of salt, One pat OF milk,
one tablespoonful of cOrnstsrcJ let them
boil; add yo'ks of two eggs, bas' 4 with 8
cup of sugsr snd teespoonf: Of lemon
essence; place in pudding disf twill bake
in few minutes. Beat the whites of two
eggs with two heaping spoonsful Of sugar;
spread over the top; let it brown.
There is no reason Why underdone meat
should be considered more nutritious than
that which is moderately end properly
cooked, with sill Its juices preserved. The
chemical elements of underdone meat are
not sufficiently acted upon by heat &c -
either readily diges'ed or sssimilsted. Va
less physician orders raw or partly cookoa
neat for some special dietIc reason, it is far
better 10 give an invalid well-dcne meat, or
that which is only medium rare.
An excellent idea for tho kitchen, to DO
put in use on these warm days, if the lady
of the house wishes to spend few hours in
that sanctuary. or if che is obliged TO, which
lie moro generally tho case, ls to have large
screen, three fold, to place bsforo the range.
The windows msy then be opened wide, the
fire will burn bril- ky, and the face will be
pr iectsd from the hot sir eman sting from
the stove. These screens will also be found
a great aid to the laundress on ironing day.
When ornsmen,ed with pictures they form
bright bit Ct color in that generally neglect
cd room. the kitchen.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01

cers mony two unknown, witnesses, friends
of Clark, and Sophie De.ban, zulime's sister.
Alssi Poor Zalime soon found that it
was ''out of the frying-psn into the FIRE"
Clark, who had been the most devoted of
lovers, proved cold and careless as soon 60
be had trapped her into this secret marriage.
He left toon after for France, and although
upon his return he provided her and her sis
ter with q suburban villa near Nov Orleans,
he refus. d to publish or announce the mar.
riage, pretended in public to be bachelor,
and msce love to every single woman he
net. Nor even when, in the course of tims,
q child was born OF this secret marriage
Myrs Clark, sftsrwsrd known as Myrs
DsNh-did be evince any more love for the
mother. The child was taken away fro1
her Immediately after birth and given out
to rurse, and its existence carefully con-
cealed from Gil but his more Intrinsic
friends
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
LITTLE FOLKS.

A little boy wrote to Santa Clause for
pony was wise enough TO sdd: "Proscrit: II
he is mule, pies t. his behine legs."
A little ten-yesr. old miss told her mother
that she was Fever going to marry, but
meant TO be widow; because widows dress
ed in such nice black, and always looked SO
bsppy.
Rattlebones's mouth is disfgured by the
absence Of one Of his front teeth. His little
son surprised him yesterday by asking,
Pop, why do you part your teeth in the
middle.
"Pss3 or course III passi" replied
,wtlve-year-old school girl the other day.
"DoesI t my brother keep company with
be sehoolmssm. and will che dsre snub
che OF the family7'
Little Josie was accused by her sister of
telling alsehood. She ct first denied, but
sfterVald said b. wsy of extenuation. "Well.
suppose did liei every body lies but God
and George Washington"
a little girl unconsciously and toucainely
testified 70 the excessive drudgery Of her
mctbel's life when, on being asked. SIS your
mammals hair grsy9' she replied al don't
know. She's too tall for me to sec the top of
The other day some ladies were on. visit
ing. There being q little three-year-old pres
mt, OF of the lsdies ssked him If he would
not kiss her. He answered. mo" "Whst
is The reason you will not kiss me2" al an
too little to kiss you; papa will kiss you;
iapa kissta all the big girls"
Little Jsck's aunt bsd not been quite
pleasant toward him for day or two because
Ne vas very noisy. AT tea last night he said
al st once, III wished we lived in England"
We'll what put that into your he4d2" in
quired lis father With curiosity. because,
II we lived in England you couldn't marry
Aunt Fanny when mother dies" Great as
constituent Of the family q: the precocity of
the child.
A boy was lately caught stealing currants,
snd wac Locked up in dsrE closet by tie
grocer The boy commenced begging most
pstheticslly to be released, and, after using
OIL the persuasion that bis young mind could
invent, be proposed. "Now if you'll let me
out and send Tor my father, he'll pay you for
the cuTrsnts and lick me besides" The
grocer could not Withstand this appeal, and
released the ruchin.
Some street musicians wers playing out
side the Der day; q little girl sat at win
dow in rspt attention. Presently she asked,
Mamma, Why don't people SAX those men in,
give them things to eat and treat them
NC II sts cd of just throwing them bit of
more,2 Why aren't they just as good as
THE troubad' urs that you read about and
b nh 20 oytly2" There was bit of native
imagination at work there.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01

his younger children. The Emperor Ia
shown the appreciation Of this honorable act
by writing him kind letter and conferring
on him an hereditary peerage.
Nov and then one sees face which has
kept It's smiles pure and indebted. It Is
womsn's face which has trace of q great ar
row over II, till the smile breaks. Sue
smile trsns6gures; such q smile, if the art
but krew it's the greatest weapon a ia %
can have.
A fashion item says that swallows no
decorate many articles of feminine attir,
They sppesr painted or embroidered o.
dresses, ensmellee on buttons and jewelry
Sud the real article lie seen on bonnets."
Heretofore swallows" have principally dec.
grated the asculine nose, and in some cases
have garnished the windows of home. with
Old hats, The new uses 70 which they are
devoted is q gratifying chsnge.-Eorristow
Herald.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
4 SCREAM.

Tell US NOT In mournful numbers
That this lie Is but dream,
When girl that weighs one INJURED
Gets outside quart OF cream
-Elmlra Gazette
Lie Is real. life Is earnest,
And the girls know what they need-
Hut on cream they are the biggest
SET TO chow their grit and greed
New York Times.
Be not ike dumb, driven cattle,
BE q hero 10 the strife;
Never with her mother battle.
save the Ice cream for Jour wife.
Proceed
Brooklyn Eagle.
Let Us, then. be up anu doing.
With heart for any fate;
Bot never LEI US go a.wo0iDg
Girls that want another plate.
-Meriden Eewsboy.
Lives OF such girls all remind Us,
AS we float ado-T Il the stream.
Thsf the boys who come behind us
Win have 70 pay for lots OF cream
Next
-Yonkers Statesman.
And, departing. leave another
BIZ for unpaid plates OF cream,
Which, perhaps some f0rlorn brother.
Seeing, may take heart again.
And get trust also.
New York Is. K. Journal.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrov,
Is our destined end or way;
But 10 treat. though cash we borrow,
Deserted when we cease 70 pay.
Don't itY
Palmer Journal
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
KALAMAZOO. Mich. Feb. . ESQ

know Hos Bitters will bear recommen-
dstion honestly. All who use them confer
upon them the highest encomiums and give
them credit for making cures all the pro-
pIieiSIs claim for them. I have kept them
since they were first offered to the public
They took high rank from the first and
maintained it. ana are more called for than ell
Others combined. So long as they keep up
their high reputation for purity and useful
ness, / shall continue to recommend them
something have Bever before done with any
other patent medicine.
J. J. BABCOcK, ". d.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01

Hunts Remedy having been recommended %
NE for k'duey snd liver complaint purchased
some a. the Peoples Drug Store and used IL in
my is11iiy. ana fsund II to be very valuable
m dicine, tnd l gladly recommend il highly 10
my frieEds. knoNIngn 10 be beneficial 10 those
tronpleG with k.GLcy or liver disease.
respectfully yours.
ELISHA NOYsB.
AJril -, sSs. 81 e St. so. Boston Mas
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
THE rALK OF H. orEEAroR.
By N @ NO
.. - ;. Il. ;"

- -.
Click click. click click. click-olick-
Steady. n0notDf snort AID q 'Iick
ne sound of the instrument, so'm and Is's
BeaB on the tar Ike the stroke OF Iese,
Over the wires quickly GO
Messages flashing - sId fno.
East and We-T AID south and north,
Hiiher ard TIL her. oa and forth,
Swift Is the 4 GIT OF a passl th012ht
Itdfngs ieavi. end ftdtLgs or 'ught.
News Of the Duisitg. teemi ~oIli
Fleets OF commeFc u sails tlrled,
Iidlnes Of grief ADD are d0led
social &c skipine lightly told.
Murcer done o. me Graf 81 niglt,
Words OF women. snd Children giea,
peedil z. .pseillg o'e Land and SCI.
-. c. s-cisck citek-iIck--
Ae.t .tttUf .hO tand a. OK
'<t,1Js' lume' :. S o and late,
, { - ~srtks Il late.
g. AVN ssiTestsi-.
Va. ~ txtIf us care;
Alert. iaieHf-
Over the i tvslS bent:
kecs living. So ete and XIII,
Specdil the WIZ lhrsv.Iy TIL,
Mornirg evening a. rig1L
Watching the wires thss > fizn,.
Receiving aac seudiug with .ssSri 4 brain.
faded and woru by the nverstr IN
And with the iBsirum sni's ~'issp CT cs-cliek'
Is mingled the sigh 81 the infAnt -
Tne moan OF the frstful f-versd enid;
The thought Oi = way thai vic n-d smiled
And sighed a. she rut sOme y sSag
That would not come In ner susb4I a. pay.
The thought 81 the d 0t that yki re II ( s1Es
In wOlfsh hung around the -:
OF rent ard taxes AID frod a d ca
And care for fsGiiiss, " "a and ia.
Clothes and schooling ana little sh rs
Formed uDdeStufrel't "a t>si X u's -
And through the items + InteTes ran
problem narf for earn Ell and man
The painful task 60 strive aud see
A dollar accom- III the " ,rk Of three.
CIick-clIck. click click, dick dick
steady. mouotoUous. shsrp and quick
The sound of the srumenf, - n aud late,
falls OE the esr Ike the stroke I tate
Over the esrth breaks the lab "a p morn.
Holy and calm ~ babe new blrn
IN fair tranquility, soft and west,
With chime Of bells aud ~ passing feet,
Hasting away "a the house VI pr4yer,
Smiling. happy and passing far.
Youths and insiders sno cItlfreu bright,
Fresh from Ia. CT n nf pssrefGl utghs;
Business men with Tranquil fare.
Zach in HIS ovn accustomed mace.
Banishing care ffnm brain GGd esSk
Filling his soul with a .ense 0f rest;
Working peot l. oli every site.
sunk "a reps~e d coBtentment wide,
Waiting the message ~ love and chee
With folded hands and attentive ear
.iIesrsen. my hearers. the preSea said,
With giapce ngnigu At esch Bonded head;
The word Of ths Lid ~ this day gwen
Is full Of repcse aud love. and heaven,
SIX days are given a. all r toll.
IN eHOp, ALu once. ana MINIS. huu STILL
six DAYS 10 sfFlve al1 vi IN men CON tie,
six days Tor burden a. work and AZ:
But for the seventh me st CD nmAud
That al the lab r 4 braln and ~
snail ceRse, ana he rest of the Lord own day
The earth shall hs IL Ia IT'S gentle s.sa -
And through The words h Il Thought q pain.
nurmuT quiyers g. 81 retrAin
OF wires stirred ~ tie mo nj < brss y
And the souRc az Il GO 90 the -S-y-,"
Steady. mODotoI nu snOrf ! q quick
CllCkclick, c'icE-CIick, cliek-ciick
N wYl-k World.
Norwood, Nelson COurty Va
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
LAST msNUFaCvUREK.

! lave used Hunts Rsmtdy iO- the kidney COM
plsiDt. and hGv'pg been fully restored 20 health
BY its use can testify 10 its value.
DsIyI reccmreDc # to some one Of my freDds.
al Of whom know have been benefited by is
Gratefully.
GEO. p. cox
Maiden, Mass. AprI .. 1873.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
Positive Cure
CATAR r n

&sakANVHREHR Apply Dy the nttle hnger INTO
- sss.assSS sysosoTpiOn II eiiectuslly cleanses
Nse 1ssSl passages OF catarrhal virus, causing
hssiter serretions. 1t sllsys Inflammation, pre-
tects the mem bransl Innings o. the head from adj
ditionRl colds. completely heals the sores and re-
stores tho sense OF taste and fneI. Beneficial
results are realized By a few applications. A
thorough treatment will cure. Unequsled toI
colds IN head Agreeable 70 use. Send for eireu-
lar and testimonials. BY mail 500 n package
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
RAY-FEVER.

Ny brother MyroD aud myself
yer G 10 h cured, to all appear
iDce, Of Cstarih and Hay Fever
asst July aud August Up 60
mis- date, December IS neither
ave had any te.ur1 of these
roubles. ElK's Crf am Balm
vRs the medicine usef.-Gabriet
Ferris, Spencer, nogs CO., n Y.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
Lawyers Stories.
Ichicapo News 1

ICDlCdg0 news.
81 was examining witness In a case once
said Emory Storrs, "snd he was drunk. It
WAS about q horse for which damages were
wanted by the owner ca account OF botch
which horse clipper had ms6s in shaving
the animals tail. This witness had seen the
work done. / asked him If he had held the
horses tail while it WAS being shaved. He
shut one eye and, looking 81 me with the
ether, be answered: 'Z,hat wush one, Of
chem (hic) losses zshst conld hold his own
tail l lJst the case"
81 was examining a with ess once in
case" ssid Hon. Leonard SWEET, land when
/ got through with him / realized what /
have often thought of since, that a lawyer
can sometimes press his witness too close
This felle had testified that certsin obisct
was thirt. feet from 6 given point, and
asked bin. how he knew it. he said he had
measured it. asked him how he had come
TO do that, and his reply was: i thought
some fool lawyer would ask me that question,
and would be prepared to answer it,"
"You never csu Cell msn from his sp-
pearsnce," said Judge T. Lyle Dickey OF the
supreme bench, in chat the other day.
"Wf en- / WAS on the circuit banch few
years ago, down in the int rior of the State,
l saw a man in the court room wish bis hst
on. / knew there were some Q lskers in
tbst vicinity, and supposed he was one.
He Was witness. and when BIS came up,
thinking to respec. h:s religion, ! ssked him
what he wanted to 10, swear or eficm. To
my surprise he answered promptly: 1T
don't nlske - bit of difference to me
which way found out sfterward that he
was bald and kept mis- hat on for that res-
SOM
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01

Mrs. A. Fullenchmidt OF Indianapolis,
says; Browns Iron Bitters is the best tonic
ever used"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
Bor.fora,s Acla Phosphate

for Nervousness. Indigestion. etc. Send to
he K inf RI Chemical WORKS, Providence
Il. l., for pamphlet Mailed free.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01

Ssye q corner in your cupboard for ST. ia
cCbs Oil, the best pain-cure on earth.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
EEOoO's SARSlPARlLL.Al!
Risqworm Humor and Sak-RheUri.

Works through the blood, regulating. toning
and migrating all the functions OF The
i.ndY.
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Maiden, Mass. Aptl .. 1888.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
JULIA s,V. Z.

Norwood. Nelson Courtg. Va.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-04-14
various Causes

Advancing years, care, sickness, disap.
pointment, and hereditary psedisposi.
tion-all operate to turn the hair gray,
and either of them inclines it to shed
prematurcly. AYERS HAIR VIGoR will
restore faded or gray, light or red hair
to a rich brown or deep black, as may
be desired. 1t softens and cleanses the
scalp, giving it a healthy action. 1t
removes and cures dandruff and humors.
BY its use falling hair is checked, and
a new growth will be produced in all
cases where the folliGles are not de-
stroyed or the glands decayed It's
effects are beautifully shown on brashy,
weak, or sickly hair, OH which few
applications will produce the gloss and
freshness Of youth. Harmless and sure
in its results, it is Incompatible as
a dressing, and is especially valued
for the soft lustre and richness of tone
1t imparts.
AYERS HAIR VIGoR is colorless
contains neither oil nor dye; and will
not soil or color white canbric; yet
1t lasts long on the nair, and keeps
1t fresh and vigorous, ilnparting an
agreeable perfume.
For sale by all druggists.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-04-14

Wilson has some of the handsOmest
picture frames ever sold in ChetOygan
and he knows how to make pictures to
put in them, too.
For oysters in cans or bulk go to Reid
Il Co.'s
Reid & Co have large lot of fresh
made country butter.
Select your wall paper and oil shades
before the stock is broken, at McArthur,
Smith q Co.'S ~-r
New spring prints and ginghams at
Macarthur, Smith Il Co.'s
Talk is cheap, but Boots and Shoes are
cheaper at Clements.