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Canning Fruit.

One of the incest fruits we have when
nronerly canned is pears, but many speak
IF them as insipid. This fault is more often
with the person than the fruit, many think
ing it needs only thin watery syrup, while
it is Just the contrary. The fruit should be
pared and cut in half and laid in cold wa
ter to preserve their color, put them on to
boil in cold water without sugar, put on,
too, your syrup to boil in a separate vessel,
in proportion to three cups of sugar to one
of water When the pears are done so you
can stick a straw in them, remove them
from the vessel with a skinner, turn the
syrup into the water you have cooked them
in and let it boil rapidly for twenty minutes,
then return the pears just long enough t"
heat through and then lay them carefully
in your cans and fill up with hot syrup -
These keep nicely in tin cans, though glass
is far preferable for everything and the
most economical in the end. There is
need of breaking them if they are rinsed GU
with warm water and then Set upon dou-
BILE cloth wrung out of hot water.
Peaches l have canned the following way,
and they were like fresh ones when opened !:
Pare and halve and lay in water till all art
ready. Then put them into four glass jars
without cooking, layer of peaches and a
thin layer of white sugar; when your jar is
| full set them in warm water covering them
nearly to the top, let the water boil and
then Fill up the jars with hot syrup, which
you must have in separate vessel on the
stove, and seal Immediately.
Plums will always burst and lose their
shape if put on in cold water and allowed
to cook up; pour boiling water over them;
this will tougher the skin. We can plums
| to use in winter in combination with stew
ed prunes. 1t makes a nicer sauce than
either fruit alone, and delicious pies. Grapes
and elderberries canned together made a
very nice fruit for pies in winter.
The best grape jelly is made from green
grapes taken off about the middle of Au-
gust. 1t is light colored and much nicer
flavor than when they are ripe. In some
localities the wild crab apple is very plenti-
full. These make one of the incest jellies,
and for sweet pickles are better than the
| other kinds.
Wash them and put them on to boil in
cold water. When you can stick fork in
| to them easily, remove them from the fire.
The skin will be curled up all over them,
this can easily be removed with pen-knife;
place them in stone jar and pour over
them hot spiced vinegar, pretty we'll
sweetened. This should be heated every
morning for a week and poured over again !;
then when cold, tie up closely with news
paper and cloth over it.
Jelly from them is made the same as any
other apple Jelly. We make from ripe
grapes spiced jelly that is very palatable
with meats. 1t is made as you would any
other jelly, and then add to one quart Of
juice teaspoonful of ground cinnamon,
and quarter of teaspoonful of ground
Cloves Christie irving in Farm, Herd and
Home.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

CREED OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF
VIReIN1A.-1. No increase of taxation.
2. No more contests over the State debt
g. No more internal taxes after we get the
power to abolish them.
4. A tariff incidentally protective.
5. Continued support to the free schools
until every child in Virginia of both races
has an opportunity to be educated.
6. No mixed schools. Negro teachers
and negro trustees for negro schools. White
trustees and white teachers for white
schools.
7. Economy in all branches of the Gov
ernments both national and State, and as
few officials as possible.
s. Real civil-service reform.
8. Opposition to bossism.
On this platform every candidate can take
his stand. 1t needs no eulogy.
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S1-O0 FER 50ET
PREPARED By.
DIR. ID. FAHRNEY & SON,
HAGERSTOWN. MD.
onrIn s22.1v
aprlO 'S3-1y
Various Causes

Advancing years, care, sickness, disap-
pointment, and hereditary predisposi-
tion-all operate to turn the hair gray,
and either Of them inclines it to shed
prematurely. AYERS HAIR VIGoR will
restore faded or gray, light or red hair
to a rich brown or deep black, as may
be desired. 1t softens and cleanses the
scalp, giving it healthy action. It
removes and cures dandruff and humors.
By it's use falling hair is checked, and
a new growth will be produced in all
cases where the follicles are not de-
stroyed or the glands decayed It's
effects are beautifully shown on brashy,
weak, or sickly hair, on which a few
applications will produce the gloss and
freshness of youth. Harmless and sure
in its results, it is incompatible as
a dressing, and is especially valued
for the soft lustre and richness of tone
it imparts.
AYERS HAIR VIGOR is colorless;
contains neither oil nor dye; and will
not soil or color white cambria; yet
it lasts long on the hair, and keeps
it fresh and vigorous, impartinS an
agreeable perfume.
For sale by all druggists.
feb27 'S3-ly
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THE PRINTER TO HIS BRIDE.

Come to my arms, you lovely "quod,"
My charming little Nell;
My bride, I'll "set" You in bourgeois
Trimmed round with "nonpareil."
Your "form" is beauteous to behold.
And ruddy is your face"
Your "color'' CLOVIS just like to one
Returning from the ''chase."
o had 1 ''space'' to tell you all
THE charms that, when girl,
Won did possess, and gave the proof"
In ..agate" and in "peaIl,"
could not in Column" write,
of "pica'' or "brevier,"
The measure" of your matchless worth,
Or Justify you, dear.
"Long primer" it would take to do,
Your picture, and not tiatter;
The copy to my heart I'd press"
For lack of other matter"
Were yon arrayed in costly DRESS"
A diamond" in your hair,
Or stripped just like galley slave,
You'd be to me as fair.
And should "minion" round you fawn,
On him Pd-put "head;1
And with my trustry shooting STICK"
I'd fill him full of ''lead."
Happy through life, in every "case,"
''This "rule" we'd rest upon;
I'd be to you true manhood's type"
And you my paragon"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

ACTS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. AS
the Inder-Appeal says, words shave no
meaning and value in politics without the
vitalizing power of action and work. What
the Democratic party wants now in the
State, and especially in this city, is less lip
service and more substantial evidences of
willingness to serve the party and the par
TVS cause. 1t is quite easy to make loud
professions of zeal and loyalty, but the
times call for sacrifices, personal and pecu-
mary, and the Democrat who is not will
ing to make them, falls far short of his du-
ty. Considerations of personal ease and
interests must be subordinated to the de-
mands of the party, and every true Demo
GRAFT should covet the opportunity to serve
wherever he can be most useful, whether
on the stump, in the committee room, Or
even as standard-bearer of forlorn hope
Such a spirit as this, and this alone, will
win success. Are you such Democrat !?
II SO, prove it now, or forever hereafter
hold your peace"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

A laundering compositor, in setting up
the toast "Woman-wthout her, man
would be a savage" got the punctuation in
the wrong place, which made it read:
''Woman, without her man, would be a
savage"
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TRAVELLERS, GUIDE.
NHESAPEAKE d OHIO RAILWAY.
Open through Kentucky via Lexington.

The ONLY LINE running
Pullman Sleeping Cars and Day Coaches and Two
Through T, aims from
Washington, Richmond, Charlottesville.
Waynesboro, Staunton and Clifton Forge.
To CINCINNATI and LOUISVILLE.
Connecting direct for all points in the WEST
and SOUTHWEST.
Schedule In Effect June 10th, 1883.
WESTWARD. No. 8. b ba !; y No; 5:
Daily. Elk. Sun. No,e..
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81 give you my word 1 am speaking the
TRUTH" said a man to his wife. "Of course,
you give me your word," she retorted Bit
terly, because no one else will take it.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

A Chicago man, who was sleeping with
brace of revolvers under his pillow, was
robbed the other night. He has thrown
the weapons down well and married
woman who snores
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

HOUSEHOLD NoTEs.-Barley added to
pea soup helps to give it an appetizing flavor,
and it adds to its nutritive qualities Also
Batter cakes for dessert, to be eaten with
wine and sugar, are made of pint of milk,
three eggs, one teaspoonful of salt mix
with floor to make thin batter drop from
large spoon in hot lard. Serve warm.
If the carpet in bedroom or common
sitting room looks dusty after it has been
thoroughly swept, you can brighten it a
good deal by taking a damp mop and dust
ing with it; flannel mop is best for this
purpose.
Mush made in this way is excellent Boil
quart of water. Stir pint of cold milk
with one pint of corn meal and one table,
spoonful of salt. Pour this into the boiling
water gradually, and let it all boil for half
an hour. Watch it carefully to prevent
burning.
A good way to extract the juice of beef
for an invalid is to broil the beef on a grid
iron for few minutes, ard then squeeze
the juice from it with lemon-squeezer; put
Il little salt with it. This may be given as
the sick one prefers, cold or hot, or it may
be frozen and given in small Jumps.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

THE CoLoNEL-Several weeks ago, by spe-
cial enactment of the legislature, the COVER
nor offered reward of two hundred dollars
for an Arkansaw man who is not a judge,
col mel, major, nor captain. The next day,
plain, unassuming gentleman called on
the governor and said -
81 have the honor, sir, to claim the re.
ward you offered for man who is neither
judge, colonel, major, nor captain. am
neither of these"
81 am glad to meet you, SIR" said the
governor 'Just sit down moment until
attend to little matter of business. y
The man took seat and the governor
vent into an adjoining room and after mo-
ment called
Colonel"
eyes, SIR said the gentleman arising.
"That's all right" remarked the govern
or. 81 see you are a colonel. Porter,
please show the snilitary gentleman to the
door and admit the next man." Arkansa,c
Traveller.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

Mr.. Richard McDonald, TAPPAHANNocK,
Va, says: 81 have been great sufferer
from dyspepsia. Browns Iron Bitters ben
Gifted me-
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N SPECTATOR AND GENERAL ADVERTISER.
NEW ORLEANS, August 1, 1888.
TO THE PUBLIC!
INVESTIGATE FOR YOURSELVES.


Postmaster General Gresham having pub
lished willful and malicious falsehood in re-
gard to the character of The Louisiana State
Lottery Company, the following facts are given
to the public to prove his statement, that we
are engaged in fraudulent business, to be false
and untrue:-
Amount of prizes paid by The Louisiana
state Lottery Company from January l. 1879,
| to presene date:-
| Paid to Southern Express Co., New
Orleans, T. M. Wescoat, Manager. 81 1856, 300
| Paid to Louisiana National Bank,
Jos. II. Oglesby, President............ 463 900
| Paid to Louisiana state National Bank
8. H. Kennedy. President.-;-:........ 125.
Paid to New Orleans National Bank
| A Baldwin, President........ IS. $50
Paid to ion National Bank,
s. Charlaron, Cashier........... . 81, $50
| Paid to Citizens Bank,
l.. Carriere, President,., 1000
| Paid to Germania National Bank,
Jules Cassard, President. ...... 80 300
| Paid 20 Hlbernia National Bank,
Chas Palfrey. Cashier. $1,000
Paid TO Canal Bank, Ed Toby Cashier, 1850
Jos. Mitchell, Cashier......... 5000
Total paid as ,258, $50
Paid In sums of under 81 900 at the
various offices of the Company,
throughout the United States.... 627 ,4l0
Total paid by ,Ssl ,O6O
For the truth of the above facts we refer the
pubic to the officers Of the above-named cor
porations. and for our legality and standiag to
| the Mayor and Officers of the City of New Or
leans, to the State authorities of Louisiana, and
also to the U. s. Officials of Louisiana. We
claim to be legal, honest. and correct in all our
transactions. much so as any business in the
country. Our standing is conceded by all who
| will investigate, and our stock has for years
| been sold at our Board of Brokers, and owned
by many of our best known and respected citi-
Zens.
M. A. DAUPHIN, President.
81 CAPITAL PRIZE, SIS, 200. ga
| Tick ia OnIv Ak IN, nrOnOrfinu1
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MISCELLANEOUS.

THE wonderful cures effected by this now we'll
l. known remedy, not only in our private practice
drawn the attention Of the medical profession to its
use throughout the land. In Chronic Rheumatism
and Acute Govt, Jaundice, Bilious disorders and
Liver Complaint, Pimples and Eruptons the face,
Eryspelas Dropsical Troubles, Painful and difficult
Menstruaton, Nervous or Sick Headache Costiveness
or Constipation, Milk Leg, scald Head, Skin Dis
eases, Ulcers and Boils, Kidney and Urinary weak
ness Female weaknesses and letter affections.
A large proportion of the CHRONIC AND OBSTINATE
DISEASES that aflict MANKIND have their origin in
an impure state of the BLOOD and depraved condi-
ton of the LIVER, and posons the very fountain Of
Life; and better remedy can be used than
HIea1th ReStOrer. A SINGLE BOTTLE will
produce such change feeling as often AsToNIsH
the SUFFERER. Be ADVISED and give it a trial. ALL
DRUGGISTS AND SToREKEEPERs sell it,
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

baltimore q OHIO RAILROAD.
PICTURESQUE ROUTE AND MODEL FAST
LINE EAST. AND WEST.
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as A FERTILIZER FOR
WHEAT AND GRASS.

The advantages resulting from its increased YIELD
which is follow.
''ORCHHHEA'' thing eighteen years
undergoing well At
merit WILL rlaer have reward
those
ding and the friends of its early days best friends
extensively in Maryland Pennsylvania and Virginia.
and from abundant justified recommend
being we'll adapted soils No fertilizer for
has had vang and continued popularity Some of
the three almost exclusively
because Natures provision for her
hauted fields
facurer commercial
price solely its actual to import.
We refer you 6eo Of the unvs Oh0 haze used and ask
yoN to enquire of them TO its MERITS
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-10-02

1867 Prizes. amounting 500
Application for rates to clubs should be made
only to the office of the Company in New Or
leans.
For further Information. write clearly, CIV
ing full address. Make P. o. Money Orders
payable aid address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
New Orleans, La.
Ordinary letters by Mail or Express to
M. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La,
or N. A. DAUPHKN.
607 Seventh ST., Washington, d. C. sepl1.4t
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SCHOOLS AND. COLLEGES.

THE WAYKESBORO' SEMINARY FOR
GIRLS will open SEPTEMBER 18th.
Address
MRS. t. OSCAR ROGERS, Principal,
sep4-2mo. Waynesboro', Augusta Co., Va.
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Louisiana State LOTTERY Company.

Louisiana State Lottery Company.
We do hereby certify that zoe supervise the ar
r0ngen1e2ats for all tn Monthly and Semi n,laGaI
Drawings of The louisiana State Lottery Cbmpa-
n.y. ana IN person manage and control the Drdio-
ings themselves. and that the same are conducted
Nth honesty, fairness and in good faith tOlUdrd
all parties. and zoe author the Company to use
this certificate, a0ith fdcsimiieS of our signatures
attached, in its Advertisements.
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SAMUEL DRIVER Mt Sidney Augusta Co.. July 80
1885, Oela Guano wheat last fall by the side Of raw
result from Orcha have surpassed any fer
andI will therefore it this 1al
fall for wheat, lot of thin land, andI
feIizer as an r ever used viii use this fall
chia year. neghbor
have already certainly good
The following glad
1n 6e1a has done them; Ton4s L. stquqo
NOAH EARLY Mt Sidney Augusta Co. ya VIM H.
s Co.. | DHssos M Sidney iagSsa Co.. ''
KIRKPATRICK, Lexington. Rockbrdge g.
1885, 1.-The farmers who used Orcia Guano this nghborood stf
our best farmers says has made him good crop OF wheat that the
fall Another farmer told he used popular
zer costing oe no and he could not see any difference
HUFFMAN, Denmark ROckbrdge writes July 81
81 used oha Gqano last fall on thin land about 200 pounds to
very poor crops This year yield or bushels Of Wheat
to the and there good stand OF timothy Its action this
Orchla valuable fertilizer and mprOyer the SOIL and would
recommend its to farmers generally
GROVE, Wanesboro' Augusta Co.. Va Jsy a.
again fall on nv wiea YOU
anything get grass
eer hia fcheruy farmers for Wheat grass
also used on sprngand the yield beats anything ra
THOMAS HARTMAN Augusta Co. Va, writes July 81,
OF worou land and have
wheat stube And what remarkable is where
used other fertilizers along side it, have grass all
shall use largely of this fall
JOHN GRooMs. Mt. Sidney Augusta 1888
that never used any fertilizer that results am there
fore so well pleased with it that shall this fall"
B. RUBUs staqnon writes July2l 1888 The
market will fail"
& SON. v W. F. apI
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WOODBRIDGE, TRAVERS & CO., Importers,
RuCHANAHJ':4 wgARF RaI+irnor.

GEORGE PEYTON Staunton Augusta Co. Va writes July 81
Orcha wheat last fall and feel that
say praise. given crop wheat
quality have the most remarkable stands grass
the difference of
Orchlla very shall largely this fall"
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w r. w A n r.

ONE OR TWO RELIABLE, INDUSTRIOUS
MEN IN EVERY TOWN AND COUNTY
TO SELL OUR POPULAR BOOKS
Ofsr liberal inducements. Applicants viii
please give age. experience Of any, and refer
ence as to character and hanits "A SPLEN
DID CHANCE for men who are not afraid of
work and want 10 make money. Apply in
person or by letter to
Ii. f. JOHNSON e. CO..
sep25 3m 1913 Main Street, Richmond, Va.
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Commissioners.
Incorporated in 1868 for Is years by the Legis-
la. ure for Educational and Charitable purposes
with q capital of 81 900, UOO-to which a reserve
fund OF over $780, has since been added.
By an overwhelming popular vote its fran
chise was made q part of the present State Con-
stitution adopted December End, A. D., 1879.
The only Lottery eUer Uoted on and endorsed By
the people of any State.
1t never scales or postpones.
Its Grand Single Number Drawings
take place Monthly.
SPLENDID OPPORTUNITYT TO WIN
A FORTUNE. TENTH GRAND DRAW
DAY, October 8, 1SS3-I6Ist Month
ly Drawing.
CAPITAL PRIZE, $75, 900.
100, 900 Tickets at Five Dollars Each.
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SAMUEL DRIVER Co.. Va. writes July
fall the
surpassed by ferti
will use this fall
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81 CAPITAL PRIZE, 200. "a
Tickets only S.. Shares i'm proportion
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A. SHUMAKE Mt Sidney Augusta Co., Va. writes July 90
thin
consider
fertilizer Ieyerus l will this fall
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

N"Every truth has two sides; lool,
at both before committing yourself to
either. Kidney-Wort challenges the
closest scrutiny of its ingredients and
its grand results. 1t has nothing to
fear from truth. Doctors may disagree
us to the best methods and remedies.
for the cure of constipation and dsor-
dered liver and kidneys. But those
that have use Kidney Wort, agree that
it is by far the best medicine known.
Its action is prompt, thorough and
lasting.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

SwArNE's PiIIs-CoxrorrlNs TO THE Sick.
Thousands die from neglect to properly ;reat
Impure Blood. Constipation, Dyspcpia, Mala-
ria. Apoplexy. Liver, Kidney, Heart Diseases.
Dropsy, aud Rheumatism But to the debili-
tated, burdened with such serious sickness, we
conscientously recommend ''SwAYNE's Pills. "
which contain medicinal properties possessed
by no other remedy. Sent by mail for 25c..
box of 80 pills; 5 boxes, 81, dn stamps).
Address DR.. SwAYSE & SoN, Philadelphia, Pa.
Sold by Druggists.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

Every farmer needs a reliable Live
Stock Journal and we have made ar
engagements to furnish to our subscribers
just such a journal. The Pidteaa Gazette
and the Breeders Lire Stock Journal
one year for the small sum of $500
Every subscriber will receive a larg,
and choice engraving of the famous
Hereford cattle. Call at our Office and
examine this journal and we are certain
you will want it.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

*Lydia Z. Pinkham's great Labora-
tory Lynn, Mass, is turning out mil
lions of packages Of her celebrated
Compound, which are being sent to the
four winds, and actually find their way
to all lands under the sun and to the
remotest confines of modern civiliza-
ton.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

"RoUGH on RATS Clears out rats.
mice, reaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs,
sknnks, chpmunks, gophers. l5c.
Druggists.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

SKINNY MEN. -" Wells Health
Remover" restores health and vigor
cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual
Debility.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

1t is no longer polite to speak of
man as having been hanged. Say he
went to the other world as an assisted
emigrant."
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

Sign on gentleman's house inEdin-
burgh: "Any person entering these in
closures will be shot and prosecuted"
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

The great social mania is to have
ones hand photographed. But when a
man holds four and fails to get bet he
doesn't want his hand photographed.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

When Patrick saw the announcement
in shop window, "Great Slaughter in
Clothing" he stepped in and inquired
for ivan of thin kilt suits"
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

The name of the Speaker of the
Massachusetts House is No-yes, and his
ability to decide a tie is doubted.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

BucnupMBA." Quick, complete
cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

Why is Westminster Abbey like the
fender! Because it contains the ashes
of the great (grate}.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

When at home, the Chinaman is a
Monaghan. When in the United States
he is a Mustgolian.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

A Louisville belle has in her parlor
q beautiful embroidered motto, az Plur
bus, yum, yum"
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

A young lady, not well versed in
music, wants to know if dance music is
written in foot notes.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

What relation is the door to the
door-mat! A step-father.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04
Why do ladies like looking in the
moonl Because there is a man in it.

A lawyer is about the only man that
ever made anything by opposing wo-
mans will.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

Some men are known by the company
thcy-can't get into.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

When is u man like brickl When
he is hard pressed.
Plateau gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Tenn.) 1883-1884, 1883-08-04

The overworked printer may be called
a gallcy-slave.