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A NEWSPAPER proprietor using his posi-
tion in legislative body TO increase the ad
Vertlsing business OF his paper would be one OF
the most impudont instances of rascally as
sumption ever heard OF. Aud yet a resOlu-
tion offered week agoin the Board of Edu
eation has very much this appearanee.
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THE New York World says that when we
hear OF the kepu6licah party calling for
Blame now the inference is that tine party is
in bad fix. This speaks well for Blaine,
but it speaks badly Tor The party.
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Having carefully examined DIR. I. q
Skin find It Is compounded of substance
ara so mild and emollient or softening Ii
prepary tion that regard II rs one of the
healthy action of the skin, by which Its
only be preserved. A few applications
creduious of its magical effects In softet
reGommenl IL to the public as II superior
former student Of mine has Succeeded In
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The tiniest, cutest little
nickle-plated mantel Clock is
a new creation, called the Bee.
Hive, d because it helps you
Improve each shining hour
About two inches in diameter,
requires no key, goes in any
position and whether you carry
it or not, which all time-pieces
don't do, and we guarantee the
moyement-$l.25.
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THE INsIDlots approach oil yellow fever
is causing much anxiety in New Yorn, aud
extra precautionary efforts are being taken
by the Quarantine Commission of that city.
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GREA PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE.


EQUIPMENT, NORTHERN CENTRAL RA L.
WAY.
TAXING EFFECT MAY IL 1ss3-
Trains leave Baltimore city time, as folIows
Mail Train, daily except sunday, fer
the North aud Vest. .,..........,..... 7.8O a. m
Chicago and Limited Express, daily
West. ..................sl As a. m.
nasl Line daily, West. .;.;;......... To- 45 u. IN.
Harrisburg Passenger, daily except
Sunday ................. 4.3O p. m.
western Express, daily .............. s.45 D. IN.
Mall Express. West, daily .,,.Il. is D. m
Parktown Accommodation, B. 30 5, 30 g. 20 and 10 90
p. m, daily, except Sunday. Sunday only o 80
Il. M, and l.aD D. III.
Cockeysville Accommodation, $40, u.sO a. M.
230 800, 500, and 1I.50 p m. On Sunday
D. ~ q. In., /. 30 ana 10 D. m. -
For Hanover and Gettysburg, 7.0 a. m.
For Green Spring Branch, $50 a. M, and B. 30
p. m.
For tickets to all points East, North and W est
apply at Calvert Station, at Northeast corner
Baltimore and Calvert streets, and at Union
Station
Baggage called for and checked At hotels and
residences orders left at office, northeast DOR
Her Baltimore and Calvert streets.
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Jnniper street entrance. first on left.
JOHN WANAMAKER.

A sample collection of
Ladies' Hose fir. m one of the
b st German makers for the
Sprin2 OF 1884. No two pair
alike. Very much under value.
About 100 pairs left last eve
ming. Going fast.
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Ga dresses, cloaks, coats, stockings and all
garments can be col0red successfully with the
diamond Dyes. Fashionable c0iOrs. UnlyI0c
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Mother swan :. worm syrup,

n'HN' -" = -" OA SJtNF'
lnfallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic;
Tor feverishn0ss, restlessness, worms, con-
stipation. % eeu's
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A sUGGEs rIoN.
Unrecognized Suicides and Homicides o
Daily Occurrence.

FIVTH FTIt NFW ! UTh otHIIITIaII.
Notwithstanding all the blaze of light
moral, religious, Intellectual ami elec ric, OF
this nineteenth century, one-half of the pre-
mature deaths may be attribu ed, no matter
now the health statistics report it, to suicide
or homicide. When man dies oil mania a
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BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAIL.
ROAD
FROM GADVEKT STATION.
TAKING EFFEtyT JUNFIL 1892

1AhlN6 EEFECI JUNE IL 1be3
For Washington. a. m. BIS and s55 D. m.
daily, except sunday, and 40, 7.35, 9.4s ana
and II. IS A. M, md B. % and ]. 10 p. M, daIlv
For Pope's Creek Line, 7.0O q. m. and 4, 10 D. M
daily, except sunday.
For Annapolis, 100 .. M daily except SUNDAY
For Rlcnhond 70 ia and S Tie south at 40 and q ,s
=, m. daily, and SIS p. m, daily except sunday
For the South via Virginia Midland Railroad, al
Id am. daily, and s. So p. m, except Sunday
ITO p m, Sunday only. =
For and %. X. H., at 3. is and s65 D. IN -
daily, except sunday. ~
For Norfolk Via Potomac River steamers Mon
day, Wednesday and Friday Mt II. 3b a. N,
FROM UNION STATION.
fOr Washington, 4 20, .. Ga 7.06, 7.46 80 II, N
NJ, 2.55, 3.25, 5. 10. 20. 9-05 p. N. ON SUM
gay, 80, $50, 7.46, $50, II. 20 3. M, $40 and
10 p. IN.
FOR Va. Midland Road, atA,sO =. M, daily, s.os
p. m, except Sunday 40 p. M, on Sunday
Fore. \ o. Road, "a. M. daily. ex ept sum
day IS =. m., Qimited 3.25 p. M, and 9,O5
.. M, daily, except on sunday.
FROM PENNsYLVAHIA-AvBN STATION
For Washington, g. Is, q 10, 1850, .. IS and H. Is
M $40, 5.l5 7,25and9.l0 10 p. m. On Sunday,
az obh $50, 800 and II. IS a. M, 6.l6 and 7.2S
For Annapolis, 10 a. m, daily except sunday:
+. .. 10 p. m, daily.
s LEAVE WASHINGTON FoRBAITINoRE
Ats;4C, 500 8 30 and l0.29e m, l.s0 4.2O 4, 4oy
5.D9 I.A. y. so and 10. 20 81, M ON Sundavs- N
! &SO le.S9A. m. 40 8.5 1870, s. 80 and i6.a ~ D.
= n ~. X. RllOllt Cen. PAass AEts y
OaaA4kL-ks T. BJGH, General Manager. ~
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l. No. 223O MASTER sTRkEE
PHILADELPHIA, Pa, February q, lSs.
crry4 Lotion for Solfenlng and BcantlltlnE, E, uE
pc 4crty free from ali Injurious qualities; in. W.
best AS yetaffered 10 the public. Ii promotes lle
asticity and delcacy, its softness aud beauty a. H.
/ Dr. Terry's Lotion will convince the mos y
ng and identifying the skin. I uhhesltallWa
II Is gratifying Tor me know Una, @
Onpoundlng such valuable therarealhe aha aksn# 4
CHARLES s. GAL MI, y, NJ. "
A .ill.al nnn Ilnn shifting lntlnl
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tThere's Lord Mount cotIee.house

There's Lord Mount conee-house,
Tie Irish peer,
Who killed him self for love of me,
With wine last year,
it is not reported suicide, but 1t is just as
much that, from spirit, at in case of the poor
wretch who has been taken out of the docks
To he morgue from water.
Fifty out of ever 100 men in this country,
who die in the maturityof manhood, between
30 aud 60.years OF age, die then OF their own
vices or 1olies. The cause or manner of
going of may be different, but the result is
the same.
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RALTIMoRE s PHILApELPHIA R. X.

1oai-n ,yeieHAkGE OF HOURS. st..
saDna snd after JUNE 1st 1854 trains viii run
I Leaye Wilmington 7.ga lQ.Ss q. %; $50 p. m,
Arr1ve AZ Landenberg, $50 a, M; l2,OO noon.
AS0p. mlS -tttA VT g.
aRpdegs, leave wIlminRto7, 10 a! M. apd
p Arrive at Landowner IL. 10 a. IN. 7.I0 D. IN. q
If LelsHe b@udeE berg g. 81 H. III; IL. 50 D. M tEHi
J., Arrlyesat Wilmington HOO n. M 2. 10 u. m.
Snndsysl leave LandennerRs s.O0A IN, a. Dpgmr
Arrtve'WtminRtVn, 30 =. m. 5. 5.40p. IA.
y ...Ll .l aD. Nbk \ klI. snIerintssnaenA ,
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RALTIM0RR AND OHIO RAILROAD.


THE EAST AND THE WEST, VIA WASHING
DOUBLE TRACK JANNY CoUPLERT
STEEL RAILS ..
SCHEDULE TO TAKE EFFECT
SUNDAY, NOV. IL 1882.
LEAvk CAMDEN STREET STATION:
4. aoS r. Nra fCateaE9 Ginslnnat. ~ Louis Fast Ex
tlnelnnatl, St Louis aud C6ieaso. l' ~
NT southwest If ssy EcsS9Sa stssiS9s tVA; "a;
$40 EiIitotf stiffty and way stations.
> so Washington aud way stations.
ER lsSnPBIEs Ss'PpBl2H sksPEEffftS sFPEfSroN AND wAsHIl
~, hnGpnON prN, E1. and statlonsonI tMetrdpoli-
7.So tPiedmont strasburg, ,whchestef, Hag-
,ln MSin stem. ton Sunday to hlicottl City
800 tPffITsguRg, GIN cINNATi, sT, LOUIS,
ghESs daily and Chicago daily except
a9s s6s S5'il thlsssS M 95f 5snssa@. g G,@.
sleeping Cars 6rafton u Indisnf5oiis,
$40 @ sshssR5 saSgarGay aSa way 50,
1870 %$stIfSsSSf55N AND LAUREL Ex-
= u; 70 Washington, Annapolis and way.
""~ w w e"hoAV only for Washington and
II.ss T1Iisott CITY and way stations.
mond Quautico. except sunday. Ton
meet A. Washington with i. i s, q. Co., on
Monday, Wednesday and Frlday, and with
fotolnar steam buat 20. ON Tuesday, Thurs
aaysId Saturday for Old Point Comfort,
400 WAsHfSGfToN ExPkEss. stops AT
1I,ess.I,a I,sss, annapolis junction, Laurel and
40 Winchester, HaRerstown, Frederick and
way,
300 washington, Annapolis and way,
9'1 IEItaeflek aud way stations
~ mhFunsbhrRaaId way stations.
~ sRlltktoR,and way stations,
f.oo fattsDurg, Cleveland aud Detroit Expfess
sS tGnelGos c,nse eissGisE at e e. FisSRiss
EhhSS. b. a o. Palace SleenIhgf "a rs h.
S9nclnn4l. ST. I4puiE and Ghleapd Tynehs
nufk anu the South, Via Va, Midland
ni6 <On Sunday only, for Mt. Airy and vay
L. 70 NJ. Airy and say stations ~
/ II. 80 NJ ashlngtQn and way stations #
Leave for Metropolitan Rranuh Z Iha m !,
ahd AoO P. m. For Rockville, ~ Goa m - -
AIitFains stop at Relay except g. 90 a. In.
LEAVE WAshIA GToN FOR BALTIMoYE.
"a 5;o1 te 60, e;51 t7.46, SIC, ts.oO 1000 a. m
Y. ~ iA ", as. f3. 90, i. a0 Sa hi ID ts Z;
I'm ,.de, ~ NJ and ii. 30p. m. ~
tDAily.l SUNDAY on.y. Other trains daily
hagsss@ Sli calitd for and checked AT na,.,. .aa
fssl1enees, on orders 4Jft at Ticket 1fiTes ~
" Isl BALTIMORE STREET NJ w! 1idp T. az IL
sns4; XII; y, SAfsMpHN Ssfs STATION. and 81 souri,
MN. ULEMENTs, O. X. ioRn
n4sler oI transportation. Gen. Pass. Agent.
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RArzRoAD HTwEs
PHILADELPHIA, Will e.
= NfNCTlN AND wv IVY SF%
BALTIMOkE RAIL- .kNAD.

JUNE 2, iess
Trains viii lmsye Mlaitngton as foliowh tof
RhiiAd kn interine,iiate fationss. 7.oO
al a.sms 2sHp, 400, 7.So, 10, y. m.
FhnAdelHlifs fexpressl-g.00 %, 223 $50 7.b0, s.lA
Il e1sa. 1sf3 ies2D, ~ SO. A. IA u 10 tsbast, SO
L AAo, a ~ tAs
New York -2o0 4 q. b a., 40. sss, il.ss =. n.
~ l.A 2.Sn 5.i7, 6,aS, In ?. m.
Baltimore and Intermediate stNtisns-i.o&
PIT .. m. eco u. N.
Istsaltalpore and Bay LlHe--e.H D.. m
baltimore and Wsshin zion--i q, A,6i. SD h.l7
Q. m, i,p0 @t.oa 5.t9 6.5I, iLOA " m.
Baltimore enly-l.os, e. m. u. T snd e.oOp. m.
Rrainsfqr Delawrre Division leave for: VI
New CastIs-s.So. s.i0a. m. les, aOo s.B y. H.
HsggingIan and tnse sern.diats ssAtaoas-sy4O a.
les. G.25 p. n.
pelqaF aud ,Lnterntdste stahras s.lo a N.
fkbeess for lJelmar. 40 pm.
suNLAl IHAIkS. 81
Philaacpnis and IN onss. 10 a. o..
1 ] a2soo m.e ]. 10. sT.SO, 9.S5, y, m .t7g
t'hiladelnlia and Hew York-2.oC, 2.z u. N. d Y.
SOS, I.2S .. m. t4
baltimore and washlnston--I.42 Isl, s.ns, s,r,
R.1ma gMsO4p. m. @N3
iSaitim6re-i.06 .06 Il. m. To -.4
For further information passengers are .as
terred 70 the ttme tables puFted ~ the depot.
@NrrAlns marked thus. tsl art lipitfIad expires
PuReu1wa alea-ssatrM fare 81 charged. ~ 4
J. hotFO0D., tseHetaf fasstIiger Aet
i III ttRnt mi
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1AMDEN9 AND ATLANTIC, R,R.
: y roE .ANDAFFER5 5u3E So lssa
TRAINS WILL LEAvE As FOLLOWS,
- IafAIh A A Ila-n -nItEAr.

tin 81 5,7dt tF0RATLANTIGC CITY
Prom Vaud street Perry Express on yvrek avs
o. - =. M, ais 400 afa aB.4Sp. m. gn isAIir.
t.lay only, 2OO p. m. On Sunday, I. 20 and 30 a.
From ,sha"kamaxop street Ferry Express on
Ewoekl ia ys .. a anI., atD 10 ahd s. "a pm tIn
Ssturaay an y.'2.Do p, M. p slfnday, !, 10 ana
Accommodation Tfaia will leave shove Ferries
ios week k-daye at 400 and 4. 20 D. M, and pp
ID SUNDAY ~ 690as ~, and d aOp. m.
Paraor cars attached 10 ALI express trains
E1eufsi0n train wta ave the above Ferries
daily At e.seA. m.
LOCAL TRAINS FROM ApELPHIA.
For Haddogaeld from Vine and shAclai ma on
:. ". Op lnry 100, 400 900, 0,s0 i'm. 1sr5
FE0 2 vlne hpee only, 5.4A, 100 ESQ q. M From
shackAmAxon street onl t, = BOD. m. sl
sunday Halna leave both Ferries AZ s. % nd s. 10
q. m' ,Anl ~ y. M. ...1}
Fr,ani Rsansylsenla Railroad Station, foot Of
ms weekdays. Sundays. $50 a. MI a.3b u IN.
For Ateo, from Vine ana Shac kama xnn street
Fegfieb tso0A. M, l2,nt noon; I. 0, 40. 800
p, M fnhdavh, 500 a, M, 40 u. m. From
.fg9t pI NAIfSft street 80 p. m. .t I
Fgf hAmrhonton from Vine and Shaeka ma 4 ON st.
nsll derrisS $50 a, M, an go, e:oop: ~ ~un.
from loot of Marker street ii SOP. In. -
For Lakeside, LOO a. m, 2.00 D. IN.
bol Maplton. MedfHPd, SIT. Holly and inuerme-
aiafe spttsons, leave foot OF MhrN4 strf d week
days % u. ia., 2. % and 500 y. m. suidays,
sDa. M SO ?; m: From Vine and snacfa-
FoF uliamst0wn, from Vine aud ~iIacka max on
street FERRIES, 500 a. M, H. % IN. 40 .dODp. IN.
woodruff partor ears on all express trains.
| W. NJ BANNARD, A j. III WOOD
superintendent. en'l Pass Agent
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JOHN WANAMAKER,.

Chestnut. Thirteenth andAsarket sIreets
and Oty-hsll SQUARE. PhilEdslbhiA,
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NEW YORK DIVISION.
TRAINS LEAyE BROAD STREET STATIC
TRAINS LEAVE BROAD STREET STATIC
'Dafly. kIJaily, except sunday,

AhAlNG LEN bhpA1b
FOR NEW YORK. N"
Express on eek-,iays, a.lS 40, 24S
L. 3 except Monday, $50, 7.s, s.20, S.3
and IL a. III. CLimited Express, .a,
52D p. m.l l. s. q, 9. ~ 7.45 and 3. 30 n. IN. ,
aud l. .Dl night. ON sundays, 3.I5, am, 49, as
s.SOa m, 4 tLimited Express. I'M 10, Z. "a,
. and $40 p. m, and 1901 night. E
For Brooklyn, n. y, all through trains rom
meet at Jersey city with boats Of stBFooklyn
Annex, - auording direct transfer % Fulton
street, avoiding double feTriage and journey
across New York city.
Expression Sea Girt, spring Lake, Ocean Beach
Ocean Grove, Asbury Fark and Long Branch
500 anu II 20 a, m, and 2.4, 300, $50, 4.90 D.
NJ, on week days.
FROM KENSfNGTON STATION FRONT AND
NORRIS STREETS.
Express for New YORK, SIS and $40 a. IN. on
week-days.
- FROM MARKET STREET WHARF
Express for New York, via Camden ana Trenton.
500 .. ~, and 4, ~ p. m, on weekdays.
Express iOr Ocean Grove and Long Branch, &c
Via Toms River aud Berkeley. 7.3O n. m, a D.
Express for Toms River and intermediate
stations, 7.3l a, m, and b. 20 p. III.
IuckeftOn, I. - "A. m. and 400 d. m.
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pATFNTS ANDERSON u SMITH,
Patents, No, 700 Seventh street cor. a. opps p
.. Patent .,flice,, Wa, ,hington, u. q. Corr s.
Rondenee solicited. Raeharge for advice. No
Lewis johnson CO., Bankers and Postmaster,
washington, ID. @, Pamphlet OF instructions
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FROM RRoAD STREET STATION.
Daily, except Sunday-Express for LambertvIlle
Easton, Delaware Water tap, Scranton, Hing.
hanitpn and DswegD, s.00a. M, n. Oh and u .bO D.
IN. For scranton and " ateF tap only, 4.p0
y.
For Lambertpiile, 3p. IN.
FOR hlemlngtun, 500 a. M, IL. OF and 4. 90 ., M
Trains arrive dally, except sunday-kroln Easton,
$50 a. m. o.. 30, I. 40 and IS y. m.
FROM kENsIHGToN STATION, FRONT
AND NORRIS STREETS,
Daily except sunday Express for LambertIilIe
Easton, Delaware Water tiaD, Scranton, Hing
hamtou and Oswego. 7.40 y. NJ, IL. .Ol, &. 30 B. m
For Scranton ami Water Gap only, 8. IS u, IN,
For LambertNille, ?. 10 p. III. Nj
For Flcmingion, 5.IOa. III. i: IL. .OI aud g. 40 H. m
sleeping-ear tickets can be had At Broad and
Chestnut streets, BsS Chestnut street. and Broad
Street station. n
The uniun Transfer Company will call forand
check baggage from hotels and FesIde dences Time
cards and llll information can be obtained al tho
stations and AT the following
No. &38 Chestnut street -
j. II. cor. Broad and Chestnut
TICKET oFFICEs: No. 116 Market street. r
No. thelton ave. Germanh n
No. ga Federal St. Camden
CHARLES Z. PUGH, General Manager,
j. X. WOOD, General Passenger Agent.
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LAND CLAIMS i. A sPEcIALT. !,
As9IALENsTEAR ~ e q AR GERTlF, GATES and ali lii z Is IS
~ "a q N s&SnlP III 99hght and sold. Large Sto
sen 81 otlsdy2i If So write to A. A. THUMj q
AItorney-at- Law. WashinR Rtnn u a. -, :, !
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Juniper street entrance. on left.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
REPRESENTATIVE NICHOLAS.
Why He Wanted to be a Member of the
 Judiciary Committee

D8d NsehoiAs, tho representative. was very EHagn gfsrsre ~svis ssss ..,,,- ss. s-s hss aange dsd 10; honor he ilss 0f com nitiees, and he psainly enhs,.ied his grief and sore diszppoln,rnen, in open ses- sion. "Mr. S2eechrlakes,- he sad. aris- ing and taking of hla brown jeans coal. -I vanter kno~ ef 'se a recognized mem Der oh dis 'sefnblage,"
 -Of course. replied the speaker, you came with credentials and have been legally sworn in"
 Wal, what wants Ies' al dis time ter know, IS why de dnce zin's 'pinied 10 de judiciary committee tose yer at fass dzs wanted ter Tong ter dat co nmifsee, ease rse got business dar. Dis is ques- ton ob privilege what rises ter zx. an wants my words needed vid mighty sudden quiekness-1
 ~You were not selected because t was nay dasy 10 select men of recognized ability and experience- The judiciary committee k one Of great importance
 -i'se 2 man, ssh, ob grave importance
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
CAUSE OF CONFEDERATION

Hole up dar. boy. pers hlaen too tas. exclaimed ooio,sd gentleman
 Who aye you talking tor asked A white man ~ho happened 10 be riding along
 si'se 'sik,n ter my son ~hais a eaoi,- pin wood ober dar.s
 Don, want him to ~ork hard, see
 Nor sah, dseaa's."
 You are more eonssdesate man than the average individual of your oolorr
 "A mans obIreged ter be 'sldera,r dese hard times. sah.'
 'Is your son in good health Y
 -Dat's de trouble, boss. He's de heaithiesi boy eber seedr
 Then shy do yda caution hsm in re- gard to working hard y'
 '''Caase he's healthy, sah.''
 ''i doa', understand you. old man
 Wal. a's dis way De harder d.; boy ~osks dc more he eats, an when ! kesehes hIm sryin' ser work up s appetite sheek him. 1, woa'i do. sAh, ter let 4 boy run reckless. Fl l waatsr Ie, him wofk harder den ordinary. bread would be mighty skacr a' my house E
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
MUST SPECIFY

Look out" exclaimed man over ~hose lace a basbet ~as moving his Ia nog, 'sypa are cutting of ;ny faasssehs
 ''Yoa dida', tel sse not tg ens il. the barber replied. ~With inc man mus always speeay.'
 Ali right. sad the customer. When he barber bad finished. the man arose from the char. approached the artist and gave hisn violent ksek.
 Look ost, you are kieking nc, ho-led the barber.
 "You didn't tell me not ,o kick yoa. Wah me man must always specify"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
POETRY

The follo~ing. kind of sr4b from a long poem ven, 10 this office by a man whsse only virtue, % far as can be dis covered. iies ln the fact he is not colo nei, might be regarded by the Chocsaws as spirited production, bat by the busy man of unrevised life. II is very bad in- deed:
 When fs< saornssg tashes the world IA Light, And the rooster esoss on tho fence: When the bsres frosa she ease-nests visg sheil
 flight,
 And the landlord comes for his rents, rTls then ia deep sadness the editor stands Regarding naan ~sih bills In hi. hands.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
ELECTION REFORM.
How a Noted Colonel Was Expelled
 From the Legislature.

\ pathetic scene was enacted n an Arkansa~ legislature some time ago. q scene which some of the present repre- scn,at,ses remember and regret Colo nel Bh,herheel, a gentleman who served with distinction during the ~ar. never allowing any one 10 take A ham ou, oi the commlssay department without pay ing double pnce. was elected to the lex E ,siaiare. or more properly speaking. was, aItcr counting of votes. allowed ,o represent the county. shortly after taking has seat. des,roGs oi ins,ituuns politicai reform. he n. uodueesl biil fet the preventlon oi fraud in election. In arg1ng the passage oi tae bdl, the colonel sad Mi Speaker. se cannot allow any man sho K not legally elected te represent 4 county m ,his intelligent body The eyes oi the north afe upon as, and NC cahna, afford to ignore Inc critical gaze. tor ,o immigration we mast look tof Inc eoun. ,rs development. am feiofnef. I fought too hard during the al
 -Ahem.' exclaimed member, clear ing hIs throat.
 lhe colonel ~,arpca. and -res sardlns the member for moment demanded What do you mean. siT z &
 "Wh2, does who mean s,' v You. SIT"
 What did do?'
 You said ham"
 Il was merely clearing my throat.'
 Excuse me- apolog,sed the colonel. T though, you were casting insinuations on my war record. As was saying. as Speaker. we cannot afford ,o disregard the gaze of the north, and therefore urge the passage the biil.'
 The bill was read ihiTd tune. submit. ted and passed, and then, upon motion of the colonel. oom,n,t,ee was appointed to see whether or moi aii the members were entitled to ,helr seats. Several days afser~ards. the committee submitted she following report We. the committee upon which was conferred ,he duty of investigating f'Ald, in elections. do here by beg leave say ,ha, all of the mem befs s
 This IS exceedingly gratifying. Mr. speaker" sad the colonel, '.iot 4 does me good 10 know tha, every member of this house $ eistssrd ,o hls scat. and ,ha, no more can i, he sad iha, the people oi this slate sanction fraud. :"
 -Les the secretary hn,>h reading the report. Read on
 "That all of the members" continued tho secretary, ..execp, Colonel Either heel are entitled 10 seats, bu, thA, he was elected by fraud and should be unsea,ed. l"
 HI sld on," exclaimed the colonel. There mus, be some mistake in this thing. Why. am the man who moved the reform"
 And the frs; to feel f, exclaimed member of the committee. a move that the report be adopted" The motion met ~ith storm of sane ioning applause. and upon submission the report was adopted.
 .'Ahcm,' sad member As the colonel vas escorted from the house.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
MUST HAVE STATISTICS.

You have called me fool" exclaimed gentleman, addressing a determined looking man. Now sir, want to know upon what ground yos base your insult. ing aceuszfion.n
 "Upon the ground that yos zin't gol no sense,- replied the ungrzmmatical ac. cuser.
 That's all igbf then A man mus, have statistics when he fools wish me-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-02-10
EDUCATED.

T hear that your son is becoming quite an educated man." said gentleman to a negro acquaintance
 1Er edycased man, why reckon he t. Dat boy ain't afraid ter talk ter nobody. Dat boy, vky boss, he can gef on de train an talk ter de conductos.v