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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
STREET WORK.
How 1t is Going on and What is Being
Done.

- 81" ibb VA w nat Is lseinn
Done.
Some degree of anxiety has been felt
by many as TO what action the street
hailway company would take regard
ing the paving OF the track. The oiIes-
tion mas already been partially settled
ana the entire matter will probably be
satisfactorily arranged within a few
Gays. According 10 the compromise
.iiahcnise, thsy agree to pave that sor-
'ion " the street between the rails and
ei3hteeii inches on either side. When
.ne work was FIRST begun on Main
street, ana the street railway
company seemed to be 1rnL.
lhe no Preparations for the
performance OF thei: part of the CON
alacV win tne CITY,. many people ex-
be done until the streets had been an.
lshed, aud they Lave to be torn IN a
second time, in order to have the CON.
tire paved, These prppnosticot nns
have. however, not been fulfilled Tha
company have catered into a con .ract
with Messrs. Laing and Raticaa 10
pave the eighteen inches ON eithar
size OF the track, and by looking nj
the work it wiz be seen that tho7 hei
rock being put down Is now rLaeed
close up TO the track. This sill
leaves a portion of the agreement
with the-city to, be- carried out. The
WORK WORK on the ear track itself would pro.
badly nave commenced before this. bnt
mat the company have as yet COME In
no detenmination as to the manner In
when 1t shall be done. The prDba-
ollity Is, however, that the traaS will
1e graFelled if.ahe city council will give
their sanction.
IherailwaS company have taken adj |
sunt ge OF tha removal of tina surface
safth from the streets to repair their |
rack, and yesterday gang of men |
~eIs at work putting down new ties |
ND scantlings, and getting the tracls |
NO good running conditio1.
Messrs. taing and Ratiean report
hat the track on Main street is pro-
tossing satisfactorily, and that by the !
after ps.rt of the week, the street as !
ar down as Third streSt will be in a |
condition 10 be used
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
safer than a Bank.

The Athens lGa) Hummer. Ipa,c1.
nan prints the following story: "Old
H., of liartwell, says that many wear.
ago, when the Georgia road onlyexiend.
ca TO Camak, lie had occasion To % m
Augusta for a bill OF goods and pnssed
through Danielsville, where he WAS ~
DC joined by another merchant. AMER
supper his friend was fixing nm for H.
~ ana taxing a bible down from the
asnm. ,' proceeded to extract 81 800 In
DIS rom between the leaves Are
you nor AFRAID TO keep your money in
sueh an exposed place . asked OLD n
IN, no, was the reply, ii is safer in
.nat bible than any bank, for there
aiil one man IN a thousand In Madi.
son county ever looks into book ofj
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
To Water Consumers.

owing to the large increase iss con.
sumption OF water, we decided 40 in.
crease o ouF well or altering c:.sSacitv.
anu hisd the work nearly tsnjshed
Mneil she rise In the West Fork com.
pelieG Us la stop work and casssetl the
muddy water. The river is ROM fall
ing ana with few days of low water
we VIII complete the new well ana
nope after that TO be able b. furnish
s S. water at all times, and resnect.
.uiiy ASK the indulgence OF our cns.
soiiefs Tor few days. Nery Truly
Il. w. WATER Monks "a
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
The Normal school.

The sueeess OF the normal school u !,
matter of daily CONCENTRATION ~ tho
hesss OF the institution and the vast
Deneiils tnat Will be derived from il
~ NOSE attending are almost incalcu-
laoie. me number now In attendance
- cohsmerable over thirty. The latest
arrivals ~ are Misses Beuiah Hall and
:. Liiiiiia Iesgue OF Longview, On Mon
Jay night next another OF the series of
lectures already ina. purated, will be
y, by Prof O'Nell, at the
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18


A young woman about - years OF
age with n Spanish east of counter
ancs nnd a pair OF flashing black eyes
tnht Wouid ndorn the face Of the fair
est senorita In CASTLE, was sent To tho
Wy Hospital yesterday rs an insane
patient and will be taken today bv
friends to her former home nj Gales
Ton, Tex, AT the dispensary she gave
ner name, a7 lnez Meadow. OF Madeor.
born nj sea, Il telegraph operator by oc-
cupation, and that She had recently
lived at the Hotel Hunt, corner Ninth
and Chestnut streets. She talked very
wildly and incoherently, and when nj
the hospital persistently quoted pass
ages OF poetry and dilaied at length on
the literary beauties 10 be found i'm
Augusta Evans, novels, particularly
ia ST. Elmo. Inquiry at the Hotel
Hunt, however revealed the fact that
~ las Meadow had recently been employ
ca there ns II chambernaid, coming 10
me hotel about month ago in answer
10 an advertisement. She was given
aud proved reasonably
Industrious, but acted so strangely M
times anu seemed 10 have so lost her
,henary, that the employees soon came
~ regard her as crank. Additional
INJURY into the young lady's antece-
uehts also revealed the fact that She
~ ,he same young woman who one
highl aeout "a year ago quite complete !
y para!iZed young drug clerk on Oh |
I've ~, near Fourteenth street, by ringing
ms midnight bell Land appearing before
MN endishahille. Soon after that es- |
9ape she was sent 60 the Insane Asv- |
iuni, rom which Institution she was
discharged last October.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Base Ball.

The Fort Worth Base Bali assoe;a.
hon VIII send its first nine, the tBay-
makers, to Dallas, to play the Brown
Stockings on Thursday, and il is hope,i
i = AL who can, will be present in
Dalias TO witness the game, and en-
courage the aoDie boys 10 do their hest
= me train will leave Fort Wor,lh nj
o:So a, M and returning leave Dallas
AT EoO ?. m, Che same dav.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Notice To the pnhIie

Having purchased the paint shons
SHOWN us the Pacific Sign Works /
would respectfully ask a continuance OF
tne patronage bestowed on the former
proprietors. Mr.. G. H. Cooper is au.
lnorl xed TO contract for work and re-
ceipt for money, -
Respectfully,
JAS. Il. Cooppp
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Attention.

Inc officers and members OF the Fort
worm Base Ball Association are. re-
iuested 70 attend a meeting this eYen-
ing al $50 O'Clock sharp, at the Taxas
investment Co.'s Office. Bushes, of
utmost Importance TO be TRANSACTED,
by order OF the president.
w. d. PEAK,
SecrSf Sry
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
.GN"''sf
JAS. ~. IoOPER.

Ihe most extravaganl precautions
We're taken to protect the queens train
on her MAJESTY return from Balmo-
RAJ 10 Windsor, the whole line from
lhilaier TO Perth being guarded almost
as closely rs the railway fran 81 Pc.
,eis s,'.I % Moscow during the recent
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

The city board of equalization. COM
posed of {. c. Cummings, G.. Nance
and Dan. Parker, were in session yes
terday in the Office of the county as
SCISSOR and collector. The board will
probably remain in session for several
days and all who are interested in
their proceedings will do well to bear
this in mind
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Excursion tickets to a hundred cities
anu watering places are now on sale at
.ne uuif, Colorado K Santa Fe ticket
ollice, near the I'll Paso hotel. Rates
low. This Is the smooth
sst me and connections as sure as
VICE TWO are four. Call for rates and
Tune. L. f. FospIcK,
Railway and Steamship
Ticket Agent.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Mite Meeting.

The members and friends of st. An
d.rew's Episcopal church are CORDIALLY
invited toattend their monthly meet
ing Thursday evening July 10Th. at
the residence of Ct. NJ. Steen on West
FIRST street, between Taylor and La
mar,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Or. J. B. Stewart, iormerly of Tea-
nesses' Is now proprietor of the. St
ChaHes Hotel. Being an old MOTEL
man his guests will know that all
eoHftesties and accommodations will
he extended. va"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
7777777777a's-
uealth. ueaith., Healih,,,

Group, ~hooping cough and bron-
chitis Immediately relieved bv Shiloh's
cure. Sold hy l.. N. Brunswig
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Cantrell y Billiard arc prepared to do
all kinds of engraving, such ms mono
grams, lsndscape, raised, plain and
ornamental work,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

for dyspepsia and liver complaint
you have printed guarantee on every
bottle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. IL never
, !. 10 cure. Sold by l., n. Brunswig
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
For Sale.

~ 10y head Of native Texas she cat.
@ No Eastern or Louisiana cattle
ana hem, Address glass box No.
Fort Worth, Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
TIE CITY DUDE.

hn,
not liat
but round
ana crowned
Will dome OF straw or felt.
brow OF snow
and . my eyes That
glow ana raclt with ioye
or ardpr never felt,
My musinche Thin
iarc bFardiess chin
with dimples IN;
n O Apcck
doth Heck
NY neck,
but wreck ] make
of ladies' hearts ! know.
This manly breast beneath
% my vest the ciother'a skill
doth show;ag llterIng pin my
scarf stick In, mash where
Ger 70. with dainty smile
the girie begulle, ! II mash
where er 1 20; ana 80 It's plain
ajauniy cane makes up my style
as down the street the ladies meet
and greet me With "A smile:
slender waist Just tony
taste more shapcly form hath
never graccd: my bObtall cont
Ike Bllly goat - iiI;i
SO By 10 every eye
reveals TO ViCwto
al orfew the Mt
ness Of nay pants,
rev Gals my legs,
VIII ch though
but pegs servo Inc
so vel 10 walk
or dance as with
u girI I take
Rwhifl or in the
~ az prancu;
the az lota art
doth 80 ~ part
a char IN ing
n so Vi a ia
sire 10 please
Mex are IN s.
iectln calf so
neat, the ladies al
both great and small
ormnid or prule dcmnro or rude,
cry out and shout oh whAtn dude!
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

CHOLERA has go; down 10 regular
work IN Cairo.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Cmatrll & Diuarao WI @n 4
services of a talaAteu IA =
tlse cast and invite 81, We.
get your fine eisgravlus IN
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Hotel Arral
nErRopoLirAsx,

u = iNVi tbtse HX1r
j A GgsS, ST Louis, yM i :
+ + I,lssell, SedaIia, Jay w
: ii Farror. Ennis, u THO
George p Worldly, St I. senI
LOUIS B - 1,
J B Ralston, Dallas, 49,
j Z Knott, Wichita were
Falls, ~
FEP Harreii, Hunt , 2
county, w
j b Ditto, Arlington, l1s
Miss Mstgan, Sher-
man, Ml4 Y
Miss Groet and child ~
Paris, w
Miss Adk sns, Dodge tp'
City, y 3l
q " Newbry, Spear ~
Il & W,nnms, Dem :,
Mrs W ADowne. No, Hi,fIc
e ri Ernest, Austin. VaaI
w r. Nicholson,
Shreveport, La n2Hak
ID a KneN,. straw. IN o
Billy McCteight, Cot al
orado CIy i
Miss Lad, Dallas. t
3 VI Henderson, Y WA
Aetna Ill, Il.
q n (,oh'jnS and fanll- APE. :. :,
~, Wichita Falls, ~
ii Perr.s Dallas, I. {up
] w B'tring, Long TAN
View, III 4,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Ice cold soda water direct FROM the
norm norm pole and pure fruit syrups al
Eastwood x Kings drug stole.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Texas Chll Syrup IL certain destruc
uon to chills. For sale by Eastwood
a. King.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

The New York Herdid thinks the
telegraphers demands are unreh-
sonabie.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Mr.. ]. H. Priel, y NH, 4
Texas, says Il nav l.'''s,s, t ~
Iron Bitters IN nel, Nv. IA 4
eral debility with gre ~.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

st. Charles Hotel y
ing s. per week; D .,s
trains, centrally lOssI
phone connections.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
This Month.

;, summer coats from 25c up at the
Peoples Clothing House, ls Main
street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
The CounNU

When the coun'!yh 4 ri.
yesterday morning asd oe 4
ing eighteen cases VIZ W. Z,
10 the next term !. ~, se'
Tht following c''s'W 4. 3 IS
Harris & Slinson, mn = i s'' I
missed. j. w, HUI , ~ =. !,
ford ct al, judglnepn;;. "a y, y,
and mortgage on d "a y
Fayorite saloon, o'
chased. -.>pe~ /. I,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Last Chance.

Positively the last months sales at
sacrifice ut the Peoples Clothing
House, Is Main street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

THF French will not begin opera
lions In Tonquin before the end OF
September.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

The Rev, Geo ..Rot
bon, Ind, says s;,,ss 4
wife owe our Nsolj
sumption caw.
wig X Co,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
Wanted.

ny James Seaman. Dallas. Tesas
~ s"sn.y hrst-elass staae mssons wsyes
s'ap and steady wosk. "~es
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Mr., ;. l.. Cary of Ennis, Texas,
says; browns Iron Bitters perma-
hehtiy cured me Of dyspepsia. p
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

DE LEssEps says in effect that he.
doesn't care tinkers big ID whether
England keeps faith with him or not.
He is able to paddle his own canoe in
his own Suez canal.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
COUNTRY PROPERTY ron SAFE.

NOR SALls-~IMpRoNED FARM OF "a
II acres, II miles northcaAi OF city; VIII
trade Tor city property. Apply TO the Texas,
Investment Co,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
TO Cnpitalists.

40, 900 city property, paying 25 per
cent in rents, will be sold on easy
terms. Texas Investment Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
4 SPLENDID FAMILY uonsEron sAlE.

GOOD ROADSTER. PERFECTLY SAFE
~ for family use; also good worker either
IN single or double harness about 49, hands
Oliicp,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

Aasef,i.efnents under this bead will be In
~ ~ - tns rate of Ave cents q line, each
rsertpolt, seven words 10 the line. No adgcr
lsemsnt inserted FOR iess than Is cents Par
go VIII NV, Whom We have no running account
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

c, Fo6 ARrESiAN WELL MA.
chlNERY, WRITE, "A'
w. A. HUFFMAN.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

NOR SALE . Az Ei.ttiA NJ MEM HOTEL.
II completely furnished, located IN Gordon
and balance on easy terms. Texas Invest.
mont co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

JAS r. BRTGgs, one Of the candi-
dates for United States senator from
New Hampshire, aired his war record
In the caucus yesterday He was
unanimously acquitted Of the charge
Of cowardice made by the National
ReDnLlic0n.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
A Fair Texas Maniac.
tGlobe Democrat

Joe Pronilss, iypogmphlcal arll,Ll
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

ION &Ai.E--A FIRSr-cLASs BOARDING
Il houso located In the best portion 81 the
sly. a good paying custom established,
nunpivtely furnished In every particular. A
sno ,,y nak'eg establishment, Texas In.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
CRY PROPERTY.

i on Main street, In business part OF city
Win be sold cheap for cash. Texas Invest
ment Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18
MUTATION wA.rED- ,lALE.

Ra 10Y, TiiiRTEEH YEARS OLD.
~ Nh~ts Wlth9nt ahnuic or friends: y anx.
iOsis y nye with some respectable family,
"tS Wiz AVE cars ~ isirit viii work Ter his
board and clothes. Asldrrss,
rkNfFn TnArEr, care this Office.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

nNE LARGE, NEW BRICK STORE
~ house, we'll aud desiruhly located, rents
Tor $40 per month. Also one nice residence,
nye rooms, with kitehen-gntden, ifutt trees,
grnpns, &c, on Angun street. tue most dsslr,
nhio ioci,ion IN tiehurne, Apply 10 j, Il,
Henry, tirburnc, reN.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-07-18

NANTEh---A FIRsT-cLAss COOK. WILL
w fsty good wages. Nonc bpt an expert.
engsl cook need apply. call on W. q Bigghr,
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28


The law al averages, rs exhibited
i'm the experience of life assurance
ance companies during the last for
Nv years, has once for all trium-
phantly justified the temperance
principle of total abstinence. Ap-
plause.1 Among serious and thor
oughly well-informed persons debate
is over on this matter Yes, my
luxurious friend, yes, my moderate
drinker in the pulpit laughter
YOU are marked men, because be
nighted and belated. Applause.
When was in London, | took much
pains to ascertain exactly the facts
AS to the experience of British life
assurance societies in making a dis
tinctiOn between moderate drinkers
and total abstainers- Every one
knows or ought TO know that for
nearly half a century now many Of
the best life assurance societies of
England have insured moderate
drinkers and total abstainers 10 sep
arate sections, and that a bonus has
0GrM pNttA 80 TIC &CtAtgNt@ MA0c VIZ ~
total abstGiners Of seUsR, thirteen,
SereAeeH, and in some cases tlceHty-
three per eeAf. 0rer that paid 10 the
section Of moderate drinkers.
Here are n few commercial facts
of the largest philanthropic signifi-
canoe. / have in my possession an
original letter OF one of the foremost
societies for life assurance in Lon
don, and the statement is contained
I'm it that for fiffeen years the socie-
ty has been accustomed to pay ev-
cry FIVE years bonuses to its two
sections that Is, 10 the total alb
stainers, on the one hand, and TO
the moderate drinkers, on the other
and that the result has been dur
ing the past sixteen years that there
have been issued 9,345 policies on
the lives Of moderate drinkers, that
Is, Of those who are not strictly abb
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

III you are sick Hop BitteIs will sure
" aid Nature IN making you well when
all else fails.
IL you are eOstive or dyspeptic. or are
suffering from any other af the numeT-
Gus diseases Of the stomach or bowels
IL il your own fault IL you remain ILL.,
for Hop BitteTs ar a sovereign remedy
In all such mplRints.
IL you are wasting away with any
form Of kidney disease, stop tempting
Death tins moment, aud turn for a cure
10 Hop Bnfers.
IL you are sick with that terrible sick
ness, Ne vousneSs, you viii ind a
Balm ia Gilead" in the use IF Hop
Bitters.
IL you are a frequenrer, or a reside 4
OF a miasmatic district, barTicade your
syst IN against the scOurge of all cOun-
tries-malarial, epidemic, bilious, and
intermittent fevers-by the use If Hop
Bitters
In short they cure all Diseases of tie
stomach, Bowels. Blood. Liver. Nerve,
Kidneys, Bright's Disease. $500 will
be paid for a case they will not cure OF
help.
That poor, bedridden. invalid wife,
sister, mother, or daughter. can be
male the picture Of health, by a few
bottles Of Hop Biuers. osting but a
trifle viii YOU let them suffer-
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

The Buffalo Express has its opin-
ion of clergyman who insists upon
kissing the BRIDE after the groom
has taken him aside and requested
him not to as a special favor The
groom should not make such a re-
quest unless she has cold-sore on
her lip.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

BRowN'S IRON BITTERS
is one of the very few tonic
medicines that are not COM
posed mostly Of alcohol or
whiskey, thus becoming a
fruitful source of intemper-
ance by promoting a desire
for rum.
Browns IRON BITTERs
is guaranteed to be a nom
intoxicating stimulant, and
it will, in nearly every case,
take the place of all liquor,
and at the same time abso-
lutely kill the desire for
whiskey and other intoxi-
eating beverages.
Rev. G. w. RICE, editor of
the AmS,Ican Christian Re
VTezO, says Of Browns Iron
Bitters:
Gin, o., Nov. 10, 1881.
Gents The foolish vast
ing of vital force in business,
pleasure, and vicious indul-
gence of our people, makes
your preparation necessity;
and if applied, will save hun
dreds who resort to saloons
for temporary recuperahon.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28
KISSING.
Knoxville Chronicle


Eight of our well known gallants hap
pening to meet in a gay carouse the
other night, their conversation very
naturally turned on OSCILLATION. Being
all of poetic temperament, each one
committed his sentiments to writing,
and attached his initials We have been
kindly furnished copy for publication.
Cream and peaches once week,
Kiss your girl on the right cheek;
Apples green and apples dried,
Kiss her on the other side.
G.
That evinces wretched taste;
Take your girl about the waist,
Lift her on her pink toe tips,
And print it squarely on her lips.
R. r. s.
Seize the maiden in your arms,
Blushing with her tempting charms;
And it would, we think, be snugger,
OF to kiss d tightly hug her.
J.w. W.
Take your sill in warm embrace,
Heart to heart and face to face,
Eye to eye and nose to nose
Flippity flop and away it goesl
F.F.A.
What's the use of all this rhyme
Take your girl at any time,
Squeeze her till the bushes come,
Shut your eyes and-yum, yum, yum
g w. H.
We find our way by far the best,
10 set the senses in a whirl-
just give your own dear girl rest,
And kiss some other fellows girl
B. r. s.
Rough and tumble is to kiss,
If you'd have it rhyme with bliss
Woo her kindly, tenderly,
Soft as zephyrs from the south.
Ladened with sweet aroma
Then just smack her in the mouth
s. b. d.
Oh for Jove's sake give us rest !
Over the front gate is the best;
Better than all the others you sing
A strong, long one-a kiss that'll cling.
w
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

Yesterday Billiard Waterbury, was
calling attention to his shirt, which
was very neatly made, and which
he said, with pride, was made by
his wife.
"Did she make the entire shirt ?"
asked Gilhooly, carelessly.
every stitch of it."
"Well, l didn't know. [ heard
that she always collared and cufed
you, but | didn't know who made
the rest of the shirt"
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

Browns IRON BITTERS
has been thoroughly tested
for dyspepsia, indigestion,
biliousness, weakness, debil-
ity, overwork, rheumatism,
neuralgia, consumption,
liver complaints, kidney
troubles, &c, and it never
fails to render speedy and
permanent relief.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28
American and Foreign Temper.
m ~ oF AvERAGEs.

ancc CrgesiS-
F.a Mr.. Cu.t- on Huulrel and F,Hy-F'f
Eastaa Marday La.ta--
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

A poor young girl in Mexico is
given the cold shake by her lover
and wanders by the murmuring sea
with intentions of drowning herself
An oyster washes up, she earelessly
picks it up, aud To- q pearl worth
IS, 900 slips into her palm, That's
the way Mexican papers palm it of
on their readers.
A Morristown girl can blush TIL
her nose bleeds.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

stNo member shall make, buy, sell
use, furnish or cause TO be furnished
to others, as a beverage, any spirit
uous or malt liquors, wine or cider (;
and every member shall discounten-
ance the manufacture, sale and use
thereof in all proper ways.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-02-28

A pension agent in Natchez Sc
cured a negro widow a pension Of
$1,000 and promptly handed over
$3.50, taking the remaining $3.50 as
his fee. 1t is a pleasure to hear of
a man now and then who believes
in the good old adage: olive and let
live -