Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-29
prTlI AND POINT.

sack.
Fritz says he can't eat oleomargarine
because it disagrease with him.
AESTHETICS, speaking of asses, say
their brays are abrasions on the surface
of melody.
A LEADvIuLE journalist has shot so
many men that he is now spoken OF as
the local leaditor."
Our West the agents take care Of the
Indians, and the Indians reciprocally take
hair of the agents.
To START a clock you wind it up,
And then 1t goes tip-top;
But when you wind your business up,
It's always sure TO stop.
The man who stops his paper to econ
omize ought to cut his nose off to keep
from buying handkerchiefs.
AN esthete recently paid 5000 for
couple of blue-china ginger-pots, and
the gentleman who owns a $3.50 dog
thinks the esthete an ass.
A BALLET-DANcER died recently at
Naples, leaving large fortune. This
shows how easy it is to accumulate wealth
when one dresses economically.
BRIDGET (who had discovered the
carpet-sweeper)- "Luk at the music
box, now, wild the long handle wan
der how they plays on the Instrument"
THERE are three prominent phases of
a woman's life all visibly connected As
a baby, she's logged; as a young woman,
she's Rugged; as a wife, she's hum
plugged.
The New Haven Register wants
gospel-car attached to all railroad trains.
Yes-just imagine the interior of such
car with the train two hours behind time.
Detroit Free Press.
SOME recent exhumations in Egypt
have brought to light the supposed
statue of Potiphar's wife, and competent
judges say that If the thing Of marble
was true to life, Joseph was justified in
having his coat torn.-I7te Judge.
"MY dear, you really do smoke too
much" says Madam B. to her husband.
"See, you have just finished another
package Of tobacco p "Excuse me, my
love, but do you happen to know when
[ begun this package % "No." "Well,
then?"
A SMALL girl, who had been ponder
| ing upon the question of the sunrise
and sunset gun, which she heard daily
| in the city, startled her father recently
with the inquiry "Does God shoot the
sun up in the morning and shoot il
! down at night ?"
"DoN'T weep, my FRIEND" said the
pastor to the sorrowing widower, as he
stood beside his wife's coffin. "Don't
weep, she has gone to heaven" eyes.
! know she mas gone there" sobbed the
afflicted man, and that is what makes
it SO hard to bear. I know I'll never see
her again"
The grand scramble for appointments
under the municipal officers has Just
begun, and one of them has already
hung up this sign in his Office: "Lady
applicants for clerkships viii please weep
IN the ante-room, as the Recorder suffers
greatly from damp feet. San Fran
cisco Post.
Two LITTLE girls, aged 4 and 6, had
Just had new dresses, and were on theil
way to Sunday school. Said Eta, the
elder: cob, have forgotten my
verse;" 81 haven't forgotten mine, >
replied the other, sit is, Blessed are
the dreesmakers. "-Boston Transcript
A wsI1-KNowN public character has
just passed through the initiatory cere
monies of secret society, and, while the
sublime moral teachings and inefable
grandeur of the fummery were fresh
upon him, friend whispered in his ear
81 say, -, you are as big fool as
any of US now, amt your"
HIRAM GREEN was Juggling up coal
when he stubbed his toe and fell, caus
ing him to accidentally let slip q cuss
word. "Hain't you 'shamed of your
self Where do you expect you'll go t.
when you dep" asked his wife. "IC
place where shan't have to lug coal
by thunder !" and he continued on
WhitehaU Times.
GEORGE WASHINGTON has been deat
eighty-two years, hasn't he, dad p
about that, thoughtfully returned tlt
Old gentleman, "and his example is for
gotten already" "Not by everybody,
added the truthful lad, 81 didn't forge
it. And when his sire glanced out tht
window and observed that his favoritt
fruit tree had been reduced to a wreck
ne turned in and made liar of that boz
for life. -Brookly1 Eagle.
NOVEL Anticipations - "FIogginG
the First Born" by the author o
Beating the Air." "The Home o
Truth, by the author of "The Hous,
Of Lys; "The Hill Replaced" seque
to ''The Veil Removed - "Blacklegs.
by the author OF "White Wings :
slow Water" to be taken with " High
Spirits ;" Lorenzo" sequel to 9TH,
Mate Of the Jessica :" "a TRUSTING
Hind" by the author of "a Doubling
Heart" MY Fathers Daughter" b.
the author of "That Son of Mars. -.
Pinch.
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