The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1883-07-07

: did yer > Well. foine you ten dollar
for not stopping the same. Call the nix
case
MIR. Mott firmly believes the infiuenc,
at has political career IN Congress Ia,
been impaired BY his Duluth speech. Ia
that he made a national reputation rs
humorlsi. In the house. in lis broad dcs
en- Of dullness, a Sigh, sprinkle OF wit i.
regarded as power. Mr.. Knott having
established himself as a humorist. regis
tered a vow on high 10 never make AN
other funny remark in the house. To
this vow he has rlgidly adhered. Bu,
whenever he got up after his Duluth
speech the poor members, worn oct Nth
their own dgllneSS. would gather about
him. with thet mouths fairly working
With desire to break out into Laugh.
Then hrou had ONLY ~ say Nr
spcasei. when he amusement seekers
Noeit hesln taking front seats. Mott
has reee; haj any desire q pay the
satsaess. ard - ies lans time he never
sfeaes Is waash - The hause eNE CT,
W'frr e "4s eai.se, IL. After i. Long
=iae tHe - bc &C n 81 ,hat kauil
aHN ~ II se.z1as sHrr 1r> lssre ~
zsfses'sz zfsr.# naef8acss .sseHsei then
selves y otns Knott never Hs.sae nc
zee b & ,sss >A,d = * ,ne
sos = via wrs1et4 Cit nan4zl} ! Al
s1sa..a Al - rs ua 5a ). aad
.Heeet 5td aae ga believers
II &c eeae company 4 tac sist,
.sei> = Aeni4 :, Mo h..ua: u, Naesl>
stsAzsl. "a he,f3 asans dttetAtt 1t.
.;il> lhs>sth.s ns,h,oE more dTsIa4t4e
;han re s,ss!n shi adventure Al Ken
tuekN MAJOR a, wedding. ubcfc he n Is
a. a young MA. tali u h.eas. and Ii /.
ST
l.. - ~ = nentusk Ky welding US the
NC5aSf'n - the most lavish hospitality
&c heuSc II tho particular Wedding de
sfibed hS he major wa> pa kcd with
he guests. The, al were oily and
happy. The evening Vas enc round 81
gayetY. VI midnight, when he ,.,mc Ia
- - bed, the heal OF the major wxs
IA kcd .and he.ety from numerous pa,a
uons lie .ast remembered he wa> Ia
secp N a toom AZ the end 1T / hall. on
the ;hiri ,iofy. lis hcd-fellew VAS "a
be the groom, best man Nhcp he
reached the end al tie hall he could not
tememhef whether II wA> the right ~
left bedroom. lie hcsitatcd 4 moment.
ana hen Glanced on the lett
Evdently he had made no mistake
The room WIS unoCeupied, lie un-
dressed fApidlN, tossing hs clothes IN
every difecie1u In ! moment he Mas IN
bel. The light cut and A second Later
sound asiccp
Suddenly he MAS walked by a list IN his
has K. anu then \ feminine Yalee SAID
Max ~. Nelly mant "a t.slL srtefe |
"a i, >lcel,
I hen he mafar d4d awake and
,femhled with hoffor. lie remembered
new tbaf ,ke tMa beifc> II ne COUNT, the
h.r .Isan.c<, vsznfen ~ Reaiat X. Il 4 lie
,a4.r45 =aHuiz5ts hun lie h4l .a9fee ipta
- atz4H =a5a I'D III he ~
,rfet Ia zo.#5e az. h.ss lsf.zit.sssl r. ~,
dsak.4na h4,l Item N h> the ..4, 81
~h.t size Thought was hef sefa.a.of5.
Tie ra,ai ferEV sb.4 efea ...s .. ~
IA, aaatnea, she tcal samelas ~ taieh,
enc an then he knew nil,t fp,eh, Ia
los The gnls lad several Hne h. ..,a-
IN. and l,tothef> N Tie ha4.c They N
>3a,=sefY well \ gee6e soald mere,
resui, m rs bcins fla,iIed hrs and Al
lowe - esnlaln si,crWafd
After one second. an ctcfnif, ~
Thought. the ynat.3f re,ahcd On 4 b1isi
leui,c lie lamped from the bed j.,
,hoash he Nefc N the company ri !,
snake Then he >ud in a ln~ tGnc oil
,os.e >lls>. tor Cd, Ike .1n,
rrara fhc5t 4 haff,lse ,alst,ke
here bant - ea,u arr eo,rs ,a .e,
M eia,hcs aud SCI aat. Leu cod. ,Ae
don't sefcatn
\ai he.,5np a aord m fet.,x the f,,5-1,
began - i .it ief h, lsthcs. lie
MT are Ia s,rihe l,sl, Ne Va IN yet>
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