Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-11-30
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Tn melancholy lays nave COM,
The si DIT OF tile yea;
No moonlight tant "a uos-ynm vuu,.

No moonlight ramo o. no yum, YUM
No more les cresm--Oh dai-
A saving remnant-a patch.
A deserter from his F'os,-,he Boston com.
position.
A Michigan might wal Gilman was caught
setting fire to furniture store They come
high, bu, we mist have EN-.
"For an appltiLer," says a physician,
"nothng is better than cabbige." We won
dercd why 1t made us SO laundering hungry
TO smoke. Remember this Thanksgiving day.
The empress of Austria is sick abed. In
the pre,cnt deatth OF hired help. she has
probably been trying to do her own house
work.
An editor of spapor in a Pennsylvania
town has resigned his position and gone to
peddlng fish. lie can now blow his own
horn without having 90 ask leave of anybody.
An Indiana girl has been arrested for beat
ing her father and mother This is as it
should be. Children should be taught that
this reprcnensibc practice is not to be toll
Grated by the community.
1t has become the custom for bridegrooms
to present their ushers with scarf-pins. This
will account for the large demand at glass
factories for Brazilian diamonds.
The short-sighted man, who attempted to
it was the editor of his county paper, is ser.
iously ndlsposed. 1t is doubtful whether he
will ever slug any more.
The Hayden army is said to be composed
Of two men and boy. and all three Of 'em
are down sick with the mumps.
We are thinking Of writing agreat temper
snce drama in four parts, as follows: Part
Admitted to the Bar. Part II. Hanging
around the J3ar (samo actors, but different
scenery. Part ILL., Behind the Bars. Part
Nv. Stranded Con the Barr
A newly married couple in Oregon had
just set down to their first meal in their new
house when all Of sudden its underpinniDg
fell out and it slid down the hillside Thus
does fate repay those who settle down with
out taking wedding trip.
Many young Philadelphia ladies still linger
/ at Newport. They are 10th TO give it up
until the last male boarder departs.
An exchange speaks Of a man who lilies in
critical condition" Most everybody will
lie, when they get into tight Ak.
A poet has teen playing the part OF high
wayman in California. "Beauful snow" is
only worth two cents yard there.
HEALTH HINTS FOR WINTER.
Don't go to bed with cold specialy
If they LelUug to somebody else.
| Don't sing or shou, when your throat is
sore. Ii is not at all cause for iubiation.
| Don't wear Thin hos" or lisht-spei shoes,
and be very caut GUS al M going uGt III the
snow too often with are feet.
| Don't forget 10 az drink OF pu'e yater
every III rniug nefne breakfast. Do Lot 20
to the closet t. take ii, either.
Don't jump out of bed Immediately on
awakening in the morning, If there are any
fires TO be built let your wife and The hired
girl do it. 1t will give thema fine appett,
for breakfast.
Don't eat anything hut well cooked anr
nutritious food. If hash is put on for break
fast, 90 out and whistle to see il your reigh
boris dog is safe.
Always get up an appetite for every meal
Take some exercise before each. II the milk
man is late in the morning, slug him off III,
cart and run him two or three times arount
the back yard. 1t Will take the wrinkles on
/ of your temper and make you real hungry
Don't battle in less th2p.two hours after eat
, ing. Don't battle within two hours before eat
ing Don't battle Just before going 10 bed, o.
Immediately after rising. Don't battle if you
are cold, and especially not if you are heated
Battle Often. Cleanliness Is next to godli
, ness. Keep the pores of the skin Away
{ open.
r In Paris there are 90, S63 lamprosts. Whel
man goes hsme after night at tie lodge
he eau stop to rest at 20 S63 places on tn
way.-B0ston Transcript.
A whaling company has been started a
q
master would make a good President of TIT
+ concern -Ne,o Orleans Picayune.
Some shoemakers get on their uppers, o
high heels, and 60 out on strikes. Other
keep peggipg away. Those who stick ar
bound to last.-Nen Orleans Picdyune.
A New York compositor recently hange,
: himself with a fowl. He had waited patient
{ y three years for fresh one 10 come int
tho Office plabe enough to form knot
: Teas Siftings.
q 1t is said that the Boston pawnbroker
were terribly worked up, last Sunday, Will
the clocks we're stopped, waiting 10 take u
the new time. For sixteen minutes the loan
failed to draw interest. -SomerpiNe jour
j nal.
Only thrice; This is the third time yo
have called me liar, sir" exclaimed a
: excited man THAT SO ?" replied the az
L gressor "Oply three times? Then l fea
: that have not discharged my duty. '-Ar
9 kansalo 7rare!ler.
1t is the correct thing now TO lie awak
q nights and rave about chrysauthemums, I
cultivate then, wear them, eat, drink an
talk them. True lis, three women in fv
will call them 'chrysAnthums, but that
all right. People With craze are not sup
posed to know much about the thing owe
i which they have gone daft. No matter
= you can get no nearer to 1t than "chranth
r ums," you must have the craze. As to call
ing the hardy little flower by its full name
you can't be expected 10 do that unles
you carry type wTiter.- Burlington Hack
rye.