Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-08-31
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE.
THE orERA OF cAPTArs RHODES,

Attendants, Reporters, Mourners and Coronerg
Music furnished by the Cataract,1
time instrument used on this occasion is from
the famous factory of Nature 4 Col
fine Niagara falls.
A cool hundred or so-bathers at Long
Branch.
1t is lucky to pick up horse shoe, but
not TO be picked up on one.
A hard nut to craek-a restaurant dough.
nut.
Has any Philosopher yet remarked that
conscience was the dyspepsia of the soug
The colorcd gentleman will have to
knucklc under. Mississippi bears are so
fond OF watcrmclons that they will steal and
cat fifty of them day. But then, they
aren't subject to such little discouragcments
as dogs and cholera.
There is an apple tree in an orchard in
Affair county, Missouri, that measures six
feet ten inches IN circumference near the
ground and six feet at a distance of six feet
from the ground. Mighty inconvenient sort
of a tree to be under when the dog first dis
covers you.
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foces Of HE ta,,;i,, -. ,ia ,,,'. ,' u''' .n'
perfectly natural, you Sec for them to be
A Mississippi Senator, Mr.. George, works
in the fields with his SON He feels nc
.nousn III ousn' TO DO something for liv-
'H' ocolsc Du Maufier, Tue artist oil
""o" Is phnu In one eye. The funny
lian nluSt DC dislpied somewhere, too.
poc' "f''eS 10 ASK us IL we 'hnk 1t right
'"'' "'''n' 'e'Se snouiu ofin9 out ten cents
my "".'o .ne interest s'usl III prose Is
pau 'O'' We uou "io" where you
s-n ~ vi, ''''' ''''e ior poetry some
'''y "a' oceu sasiug you
A.N0 '.oo''''cn'"su, ''cJ 'c"nannakafi'a-
I''' - '''"e wants W oecoilc summer
$50 a io''o" "ouiu nave 70 ouy MS
"'"'' Ill sec''ons' 10 get 'uerc'
:, A.'' ~ 'a'' "''" u,c'"eu 'na' patent
ne ',''1'' "'' o''e'"o -No" 'e'
oOi'' '0"N y" '"' p'''o psi 'o'''e'
~ fhllauelphia Quaker was assaulted in
inc street by rough, the other day, and
sustained, among other Inconvenience, a
bloody nose. An acquaintance subsequently
urged him 10 wipe out the insult" 81
dld, Trend, was 'ie meek reply. Thee
knows That bathed ii Al thy house,
Il don't like these charica'ers of David
Davis sail Mrs. com, holding out her
F"cS al arms leag.h' They make him too
oeiicose.
one OF the greatest accomplishments of
Jugglers in India is what is called the "ln-
egg darce.' We have seen man,
ai'er tasting agrocefs egg waltz out 10 the
pacH door Dut he was not professional
oahcer'
Inc u"y iloPu'a'i2h vi Colhhi!', l-ohuon'
Is est'iiia'eu ~ o'oo' inc night al @4o'
"H'cn SHOWS 'n"' 'h'ie "'e ho s'os snol' III
'o'ni''i''
~ cor'esp 'Huen' ot 'hc lh'iaoclph'a 1'Tes'
speaN'nR Vi po''rA'' vi Aueiaiue Neiison,
III MS poss.ssion' says Inns Is inc iegenu
oh 'ne o"oN' III h'' o"" oeau''iu' hauu"iit'
ing els lielnor usquc vac l.'i''n Aue'-
I;sI, DC ,,o.osI oo,, ,,ol.o /, 90, :, y
viii ,or,o,,bor ,his forouo,l o,,ovs ~ Pod
,,is Io,;, ami tic ,rors,o,;or 70 ,,o,r ,,rr,
,,,,n co,,na, low t,ho Ianrhs liz r,sn,,an
has hoon in vain If not III, s,rd, - ,ho
1,,l ,o',,,,,,,,n, hoe
homo ,h.,.. h.oo,.;,, ,,o ,,,,;,r
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i'''".'' 1t 10 '"''' was i'''''oNa'C'' Ne'o'e,'
- .f,a ~
new s'oiY is entitled Alter Many
Years. That's what good many people
arc ai'cf'
John writes to Tell ia tha, he has discovered
tho roosor ,,hy ,ho con ~ widow ,ho mar
rios agair IA ca,lod a s,on.so, Of his father
$50" 10 ."'@N" '''p 81" VI ms
II is because he has to move around lively.
Sixteen Western Union telegraph wires
wore tiod with corror cord ot E,rlevood
'" Nif ~ '''
Ia, the other night. How Kind and thought
iul OF somebody. "A cyclone might nave
come along and blown them all down.
'ouieoouy nas o'cn i'cah enouSh u in''h'
new musical instrument called the "Clar-
iona We had hoped that the hand organ
would Iva n sutt,cicnt warming for all time
Ian, soma noor,. rovor Lro,, whom ,hov ar,
'f'
well OH.
An exchange saws that the divorced Sen.
o,o, Nj, ,,on, o,,ra,d !, ..,a,.,, ,,- ,,ha,