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The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
EXCURSIONS.
CAPE MAY.


on Saturday next, June 80, a grand select
excursion VIII be given 10 Cape May. Tho
trains will leave the b. Il. p. depot ut % a. mr
reaching the Cape at 80 p. m. Fare for
round trip only 50. Tickets good until tho
Fourth of July.
LOWER CEDAR POINT.
Commodore Harry Bowers has perfected his
beautiful summer excursion resort on the
lower Potomac, and II Is now complete in
every elegant detail and convenience. The
bathing is superb, tho table luxurious aud the
convenlences unparalleled. Tho Armenia,
swift, safe and commodious, leaves her wharf
daily al . a. IN.
HARrER's FERRY.
on Wednesday, the Fourth OF July, a grand
family excursion Will he given from this city
lightful occasion. Trains leave tho Baltimore
* Ohio Depot at $3.50 q. m. Fare for adults,
sl.05i for children, half price.
GREAT FALLS.
Tho Excelsior leaves Georget jwn, from the
foot OF High street and tue canal, each sun
day. Wednesday aud Friday, for Cabin John
Bridge and the Great Falls.
SPARTA, TrNN.-Dr. W. d. Cummings says:
81 am strongly convinced OF the efficacy OF
Browns Iron Bitters and recommend them.'
There is a Boston pastor who so often incites
his people TO larger contributions that tho
CoH9TegdticHdltI suggests as a text for his
funeral sermon; =" Last OF all the beggar died
also"
soldier on guard at Fort Wayne,
Was suddenly stricken with palni
He thought he was gone,
But when he rubbed on
st. Jacobs OIL, was all right again.
In speaking of the dude an old negro porter
asks; "Do do circus foxes keep dem In cages,
or is dey tied like udder IacKassesf'
EXPERIENCE teaches that the L0ngfellow
cigar Is superior.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
URDERTAKERS.
ApDTsoM DE

ADDI6ON DAY,
PRACTICAL UNDERTAKEN ANDCABINET
MAKER
Ready-made Collins, Caskets and Shrouds, No.
Mass. ave. n. W. Orders promptly executed at
reasonable rates hitf
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"AIderney DaIry wagons. p

Jersey lilies, Jersey waists and Jersey cows
are all popular Just now. The old prejudice
against Jersey mosquitoes stlll exists.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
R. F. HARVEY, UNDERWATER,

saI SEVENTH STREET NORTHWEST.
The public is respectfully notified that am no
loneer al 9d2 ST.. but y2I Seventh street n. W.
Make DO mistake. II. +. HARVEY.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27

Fresh AIderney butter, cnurned every morn.
ing and delivered In y ID "ward" prints, 35c.
per 10. Also, cottage cheese, buttermilk
and sweet milk, DC per at. Cream 16c, per pint Z.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
TIBALTTI IS WEALTH

DR.. F, @. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment a
guaranteed snecidc Tor Hysteria, Dizziness. Con-
vnlsions. Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache.
Nervous PTostrRtIon caused by the use of
alcohol or tobacco, .Wakefulness, Mental De
insanity and leading to misery, decay and
DEATH Premature Old Age, Barrenness Loss OF
power IN either sex, Involuntary Losses aud Sper-
matorrh@a caused by oyer-exertlon of the brain,
selfabnse or oyer'indulgence. Each box con-
tainA the months treatment. 81 box, or six
boxes for %, sent by mail prepaid on receipt OF
price. WEGUARANTEE SIX BOXES TO cure
any case. With each order received by us for six
boxes, accompanied with IS, we will send the pur-
chaser our written guarantee to refund the money
ton. ln7
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For Boys.
A Gold Find.

odd lots of linen suits, at half price, to close.
Eiseman Bros, clothiers and tailors, corner
Seyenth and Il.
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MEDICAL.
DIR. FELIX LIE BRUINS
q and q
MEDICAL.

PREVENTIVE AND CURE for EITHER SEX.
This remedy being Injected directly to the seat
OF those diseases of the Genito. Urinary Organs,
requires no change of diet or nRuseous, nercurlal
or poisonous medicines 10 be taken internally.
When used AS A PREVENTIVE by either sex,
II is impossible to contract any venereal disease;
hut in the case OF those already UNFORrU-
NATELY AFFLICTED with Gonorrhoea and
Gleet, we guarantee boxes to cure we Will re-
fund the money. Price by mail, postage paid, a.
per hox, or boxes for IS. WRITTEN GUAR
ANTEES Issued by all authorized agents. DIR,
FELIX LIE BRUN IL CO., Sole Props. Sto.t II
Cromwell, Sole Agents, Washington, ID. G. JuT
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The Accumulation

of odd pants thrown on our bargain counter
you can buy them at half price. Elseman
Bros, clothiers and tailors, corner Seventh
and II,
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DIED.

BARTLETT.-At Concord, Mass, June 25,
Sarah +. Bartlett, wife of Edward ]. Bartlett,
and daughter of Hon. Henry +. French, As
sistant Secretary OF the Treasury.
FITZGERALD.-At $40 p. M, on June 26,
David Fitzgerald, Jr,, aged years, 4 months
and 13 days, oldest son Of David and Ettie
Fitzgerald.
Funeral Will take place ON Thursday aftor-
noon at 5p.m. ~
GUNNELL.-At Langley, Fairfax County,
Va, Harriet, the beloved wife of Robert Gun
nell, on June 20, 1883, ut p. m, In the S5th
year OF her age.
She was confined to her bed one week. Her
suffering was severe. She bore with Christian
fortitude. She willingly yielded up her life
TO the gentle hand OF her Master, who changed
her suffering 10 bliss.
spEAKs,-on June 20, 1888, at 3 o'clock p.
M, William Edward, infant son OF j. Edward
and Mary j. Speaks, aged weeks and day.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
FOR EXCHANGE.

yETANTED-TO EXCHANGE NEW STOVES
w for old ones ut Buffers Stove Exchange,
cor. 9TH and X smoky chimneys cured or no
pay; stoves exchanged for groceries, old stoves
bought, f27
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
"In the Most Positive Manner"

DECkERTOWN, n. j., Sept. To, 1881.
II. II. WARNER 4 Co. SiFS-I am truly
glad 10 be able 10 state that the use OF your
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has proved TO
me most beneficial. can testify In the most
positive manner to Its enlcacy.
REV. JAMES N. KEYS.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27

The Nueyo Leon tMox) telegraph operators
are all ladies'.
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PERSONAL.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNlN~N4N>N>-
A YOUNG BOTANIST MAKING A COL
~ lection OF the flora of the Potomac Valley,
and having complete camping outfit, desires
companion with congenial tastes; no charge for
use Of tent; references given and required. Ad.
A n OPPORTUNITY FOR A YOUTH UNDER
-A16 to learn architectural draughting. Address,
with references. Architect. Critic office. ju25.3tt
CENT WHO STOOD BESIDE YOUNG LADY
W on car-lady got off 7th and q st5.-desres
correspondence: give correct name. Address L.
A. H., Critic office. Iu27-3te
A WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH Of
IA fee has been established in Prentiss Drug
Store corner 7th and sts. which is kept open for
business from q. M. to II y. M. uudaysincluded
DRENTIss' CONCENTRATED LEMoNA DE.
l. for plcnics, excursions and family use. at
corner 18th and SITS. N. W., price, soc. per bottle.
iu236t
fV,AX APPEALS-BUSINESS BEFORE THE
Il board OF Equalization under the present gen.
eral assessment promptly attended to and appeals
noted; owners of property absent from the city
during the month OF July will find 1t to their in
terest by placing their business in my charge.
WIN. j. DONOHOE. Office 5ll 7th st. n. W. jul2l2t%
DERSoNAL-LADIES COMPOUND PILLS
Il, Of Tansy' are perfct tly safe and always ef-
fectual. Sealed particulars, Be. Wilcox Specific
Medicine Co.. Box 2Si5 Philadelphia, Pa. my30
r AIDES WISHING HELP FOR ANY KIND
IL ofwork, such as good domestic help, sewing
and dressmaking. please send to the Woman'a
Labor Exchange, SIC 11th st., near F at NV.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
LOST AND FOUND.

T OST-THIS DAY-BETWEEN IOWA CIR
IL Gle and Patent Office. q package of papers
bearing my name: Reward II returned to 1911 @
st. n. W. DIR. Antisel. ju25-3tf
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FOR RENT--Stores.

EINE STORE FOR RENT IN ONE OF THE
Il best business locations OF West Washington,
32d and o SITS. (High and I'd sts.) Inquire at VIM.
Wbelan's grocery store, No. 1851, next door.
iu233t#
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KAHTED-Hejp-Femuie.


Advertisements Of Three lines under this head
Inserted three times for 25 cents.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Advertisements OF three lines, under the head Of
Situations Wanted" are inserted three times
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The above sale is Postponed until wednesday,
9Th day OF June, A. ID. 1883. same time and place.
jte3eod Trustee.
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27

UTANTED-AN HONEST, SOBER AND
w steady young man (German) wishes Sit
uation as coachman; he knows his business; first
class; willing and obliging. Address Paul, Critic
Office. ie26
The Evening critic., 1883-06-27
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Advertisements OF three lines. under the head OF
"situations Wanted" are inserted three times
YREE.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

what understood that some wicked
wretch had deceived him, and 1 know
by the way the tenor tickled the So
prano that he did it. may be mean,
but everything 1 do is innocent, and 1
wouldn't be as mean as a choir singer
for two dollars. l felt real sorry for
the old deacon, but he never knew
what he had done and 1 think it would
be real mean to tell him. He won't be
at the slugging match. That remark
about taking up a collection settled
the deacon. 1 must go down to the
stable and help grease hack, so you
will have to excuse me. If pa comes
here looking for me, tell him you heard
1 was going to drive picnic party out
to Waukesha and may not be back in
week. By that time pa will get over
that Bohemian serenade," and the boy
filled his pistol pocket with dried
apples and went out and hung a sign
in front of the grocery: "Strawberries
two shilin' and one smell is enough. p
| Peck's Sun.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

PENINSULA IMPRevEAENTs,-Under
this caption the Wilmington Morning
NeUs, notes the advance in real estate
on the Eastern Shore. 1t says: "The
real estate sales on the Eastern Shore
of Maryland, especially that part lying
between the Chester river on the north
and the ChoptaRk ON the south, have
been something wonderful this spring.
Not week has passed over for the last
four months but one or more of the
largest and handsomest farms of the
Eastern Shore have changed hands /;
and as the Centreville Record says, "a
remarkable fact about these sales is
that they are not forced sales, but are
made to close up estates of deceased
persons and for division among heirs ~
The most notable feature of this activi-
ty in Eastern Shore real estate is the
absence of Sheriff's sales, and the most
important feature of it is that the
greater number of these farms have
been bought by practical farmers, who
have brought their families here and
gone to work. This proves that the
"boom" is legitimate, and indicates {
healthy and actual rise in the value oi
farming land on the Peninsula. There
is no doubt that the cheap and variet
carrying facilities of this part of thu
Peninsula has had a great deal to d.
with stimulating these sales.-DentOi
Union,
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

Says q correspondent of the Garden:
"The best insecticide, and the safest I
have ever met with, is nicotine soap,
which, from containing the active
properties of tobacco with other ingre-
dients, is fatal to insects, and has a
marvellous cleansing effect on the bark
of trees, which it frees from all para
sites in very quick time. For using on
the stems of vines and peach trees it is
quite unrivaled, as with brush and q
slight scrub, followed directly after by
dash of water from syringe, it
leaves them bright aud polished, free
from all slimy deposit and other con-
ferv@. At one time peach trees and
vines used to be daubed with sort oi
liquid clay and other mixture to
smother scale, but with nicotine soap
there is no need of this, and any who
is troubled with that insect or red
spider, or thrip, has only to apply the
wash to be rid of the pest. If on the
young shoots of peaches, the best way
is to syringe it strength of four ounces
to the gallon Of water, used at temper
ature of 80 or 100 degrees, and imme
diately afterward the stems of the tree
should be scrubbed and the whole
rinsed off at once."
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

LoTTERY.-Postmaster-G General Gre
shem has rendered his decision in the
Louisiana Lottery case. 1t is adverse
to the Dottery company. He quotes
the order issued by Postmaster.G General
Key on November 1S, 1879, to the New
Orleans Postmaster. This order calls
attention to the fact that M. A. Dauph-
In is conducting a scheme for obtain
ing money through the mails by false
and fraudulent pretences and forbids
the payment of any postal money
order drawn to his order, and COM
mands the return of all registered let
ters. The question as to the Key order
have been decided against the lottery
companies, an effort will be now di-
rected to prevent the carrying of news
papers by mail which contain lottery
advertisements. The anti-lottery peo
pie will make stand before the Post
master-General on this new issue at al
early day. They take the ground tina
the mere stoppage of letters is no
enaugh that if the combinations ar,
carrying on "a swindling business it !
just as bad TO carry their advertise
ments in the newspapers as to carr,
them in printed circulars. The gov
ernment may as well carry their circu
lars and correspondence separately q
to carry their circulars and correspoF
dence as printed in the newspapers.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18
ELL, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. JULY IS, 1883.
THE LITTLE RED RIBBON.

The little red ribbon, the ring and the rose.
The Summer time comes and the Summer time
goes;
And never blossom in all of the land
As white as the CLEAN of her beckOning hand.
The long Winter months, and the glare of the
SHOWS;
The little red ribbon, the ring and the rOse
And never a glimmer of sun in the skies
As bright as the light of her glorious eyesl
Dreams only are true; but they fade and are
gone,
And her face is not here when wake at dawn;
The little red ribbon, the ring and the rose,
All, all give up from my wealth of repOse!
l am weary of waiting and weary of tears,
And my heart tires, too, all these desOlate years
Moaning over the one only song that it knows
The little red ribbon, the ring and the rose!
j. W. Riley.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18
A Year of ExpositiOns.

The present will be, in fact, year of
expositions in the United States. The
Tertio- -Millennial Exposition at Santa
Fe, New Mexico, now in progress, is
proving successful far beyond expecta-
ton. The Louisville exposition will
open August 1st, complete in all its de-
partments, the buildings being already
completed, whilst the exhibits are
rapidly arriving. The Cincinnati ex-
position, which commences a month
later promises to be superior to any OF
its predecessors, despite its proximity
to the Louisville exposition, which will
of course, be larger and more compre-
hensive. 1t is also announced that ex,
hibitors for the great exposition al
Denver, Colorado, are busily engaged
in arranging their displays. The
former exhibitions at Denver have
been large and varied, exhibiting in {
striking manner the varied products o
that wonderful section. This year th'
Denver exhibition will be enlarged il
it's scope, and many Eastern exhibitor
will contend for prizes. 1t is credit
able to the management of the Rich
mond and Danville system of road
that they have determined that tn
South shall be represented by cabine
of minerals made up from points alon
its lines in Virginia, North CarOlini
Georgia and Alabama, to compete wit
the iron, coal and precious metals {
the Rocky mountains. In addition t
this cabinet, reported to be exception
ally fine, the forests of the States nan
cd will be represented by numeror
specimens of wood equal to any to /
found in the United States. The san
company will also be fully represente
at the Louisville and Cincinnati exp
, sitions, both in timber and minerals.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

al don't see what makes the bread
so heavy said a young housekeeper.
Perhaps you didn't put in enough
yeast, suggested her husband mother.
"oh, no, that couldn't be it,n replied
the young wife, ipgenuously; "ths
more yeast I put in. the heavier Il
would be, you know" As the young
cook had studied mathematics, hel
knowledge was not to be questioned
and the elder lady was silenced.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

Advices from the cattle centres Of
the Southwest indicate that the drive
this year will reach 100000 head
against $4,000 last year, but at the
East surloin steak off the neck win
probably cost about as much as it did
last wear. sa.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

The New York Herald recently pub
lished list of disasters that have Oc-
CURED during the first half of 1888, by
which it appears that nearly three
thousand persons were sacrificed in
this period to accidents and calamitous
occurrences of one kind or another.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

L have been married now" bOasted
prosy old fellow, "mOre than thirty
years, and have never given my wife a
cross word" "That's because you
never dared, uncle" said little
nephew who lived with them "if you
had auntie would have made you
ump."-Waif,
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

ADVANCE STEP IN DENTISTRY
HaUGnG, CubD.-The most popular den
tist of this city, DIR. d. Fransisco Gar
cia, member of the Royal University,
states that in all cases of troublesome
neuralgia, arising from the teeth, his
patrons are recommended to use st.
Jacobs Oil, and the most satisfactory
cures have followed. 1t is a specific
for toothache, earache, bodily pains,
and proof against household accidents.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

The Methodists have laid out .
national camp ground ON the Catskill
mountains, and $4,000 worth of lots
have already been sold.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

"It's wise child" etc. Mother
Now, Nellie, tell me who this gentle
man is" Nellie-"That amt no gem
tleman-that's papa."-TAe Judge
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18
Summer Prices at Oak Hall.
Lower now than for years past.

To speak with our rural friends through the outof
town press is too slow tell daily story We can
oov give general facts here and claim visit to Oak Hall
or details. Of this be certain Oak Hall will always
Give the best bargain The best service at the least cost
IS our purpose regardless of profit and loss
To-day the popular bargains are Mems 5000 True
Blue Al-Woo Flannel Suits, Mems $500 fancy Cass-
mere Pantaoons and Large Boys Ayrshire Cashmere
Suits at S425. Half prices only They will be continued
and are only referred here specimens of what we w
do for you when you visit us.
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

were the best Of friends,
uMiss Minnie" " said he
Smyrna times., 1883-07-18

nreufalgic paIns Of ten moeshs Aland. .omsMhs.. n
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-02-10
Bee Raising on Cumberland
Mountain.

To the Standard.
My observation on the subject has
thoroughly convinced me that with the
same amount of capital say 800,
which will buy thirty colonies to begin
with cannot bring in so quick and large
profit as when invested in bees on
this mountain. l say on this mountain
because my observation on the subject
has been confined to Van Buren,, Cum
berland, and Sequatchie counties. The
first thing to be considered is a suitable
location for your apiary or bee farm.
The best place is either a gulf about
half way to the top or just on the top
near gulf. Thus situated the bees
have access to the poplar. linn, and
number of other honey bearing
trees found in the gulf, also free access
to an unlimited field Of rich flowers of
almost every variety found on top.
This great variety of flowers is by no
means a small item in bee raising.
The shade is also very important. 1t
affords great comfort to the bee while
gathering his load. This he cannot find
on prairie or where the timber has
been removed. Another very impor-
tant advantage connected with the
mountain is the purity of the atmos.
pheIe and its freeness from dampness.
The experience of every observing man
has taught him that he would find the
bee moth and insects of every descrip.
ton he must go to a low damp place,
and as the mountain is almost, entirely
free from such places, and we are little
troubled by insects such as annoy man,
beast, and bees on lower lands. Now
as to quality Of honey | know it to be
extra good and the yield / also know
to be very fine, even better than where
they are fed with buck wheat, white
and red clover off the mountain. The
yield could not be otherwise than grea
for the mountain abounds with food foI
the bee from early spring till late fall
Before l close l will tell the man,
readers of the STANDARD Of bee hiv,
or house in Fentress county. 1t il
faund on the side of bluff between tn
rocks. 1t is supposed that if the bee
in this hive were divided into colonie
the usual size it would make at leas
$4,000 or more colonies. / will Civ
further particulars on the subject in m
next letter if desired by any one wish
ing to locate a bee farm. And ais
more about the Fentress county hive
desired. w. j. HADEN.
Robertson Springs.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-02-10
Charter of Interpretation of the
"Great Falls Manufacturing
Company"

Be it known that Asa Faulkner, w.
P. Faulkner. S. B. Spurlock, j. p.
Goodpasture, John G. Gordon, W. H.
Magness, j. F. Morford, Sam L. Col
vile and j. B. Ritchey are hereby con-
stituted body polite and corporate by
name and style of Great Falls Manu-
featuring Company" to be located at
the Great Falls of Caney Fork River,
in Warren county, Tennessee, with an
authorized capital of Three Hundred
thousand Dollars, with privilege of in
creasing same to One Million Dollars,
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-02-10

lected, and in the near future hear the
bell pealing, telling our neighbors to
come and join with us in our efforts to
diffuse knowledge, aud to prepare our
young men and young ladies to fill any
position in after life to which they may
be called with credit to themselves and
their ancestors. This is something in
which the whole country is equally in.
terested with us who live in this imme-
date vicinity. Knowing this to be the
fact, we cordially invite all persons ia
vorable to the enterprise to come and
unite with us, and let us all work to-
gether and for one common object, the
education of our sons and daughters.
Viola, Feb. 9Th. G.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-02-10
A Five-Fingered Pigs Foot.

Griffin (Ga.) News.
R. W. Hale brought in pigs foot
yesterday the like of which no one had
ever seen before, 1t was right fore
foot, and had FIVE digits instead of
four, as is usually the case, theffth dig
it being perfectly formed like the rest
and coming out like the thumb of a
mans hand. This may be regarded as
another link Darwin's chain-snd pigs
not much further developed but better
clothed may be seen walking around the
streets any day.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-02-10
More Fires.

Nashville was visited by quite a dis
astrOus fire at d o'clock last Sunday
morning. The fire occurred at the
southeast corner of Market and Broad
streets, and consumed some ten or
twelve buildings, loss about $4,000.
A livery stable was included in the loss
and some fourteen OF fifteen horses were
burned to death. The insurance car
ried by the losers was light.
AT 1:3O o'clock Tuesday morning a
fire broke out in Edgfeld and destroyed
six frame buildings.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-02-10
CURE YOURSELVES.

The Sth Wonder of the World has been
found in Georgia. The dscoverer is ply
stefan of long experience, extensive obser
walton and profound judgment, and his dis
covery has proven such blessing to woman
that it is already known as "Woman's Best
Friend" With remarkable quickness and
certainty it cures all cases of suppressed
menstruation, acute or chronic, and restores
health in every instance. DR.. j. Bradfeld's
Female Regulator supplies a remedy long
needed in the treatment of diseases peculiar
to woman. This the Medical Faculty know
and admit, while many of our best physi.
clans are using it in their daily practice,
State of Georgia, Troup Co.
l have examined the recipe of Dr. Josiah
Bradfeld, and pronounce it to be combi-
nation of medicines of great merit in the
treatment of all diseases of females for
which he recommends it.
VIM. P. BEASLEY, MD.
December 81, 1868.
DR.. J. Bradfeld, Proprietor, Atlanta, Ga,
Price, $3.50 per bottle. For sale by ]. B.
Ritchey, Druggist, McMinnville.