The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1883-01-06
Misfellanfons.
All ! B All I
BLACK SHEEP,
HAVE YOU GOT ANY wooLE
Say, OLD sUNFLowER, what is that
Say, OID" what IL that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling gunsG

OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling gunsr
Why, OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with NUsH
and then discharging them
Yes. OLD PICKLES, the OLD MAN is so foolish he
why. sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
.hoP THE OLD HOUSE; not the HOUSE thu JACk
in: and that he had some OLD CURIOS, an old carriage
isAf b SqeS saa AhRs part D 2 Of the oLD G car THEITRE'
and bad procured lots Of ChinAnen's TAILS to have on
Yes. OLD PICKLES, that's so; but you see "that cream
wouldn't esuIn;1 so he has got q new" RUE Ai'si L
o he has been beating round the BUSH, but got nothing.
Yes, OLD ICKLEs he has been at that for the last
six years Bgt yoq see his game is up; T r. s hi2g IA
he SAYS the Government has been FLEEcED enough; IL
has no more aeeces to spare without equivalent given
for them: but. at the same time. he don't wish to be eel.
FISH in the matter: he has made ample proVisiSn i&T III
RAMs,G uOthing to do with those ram-rods that 1 spoke of
in the e Last SUPPER but the real article from Lanai
and any one wishing can buy one Of those Rams, and then
can h1ye a NEE E6 - ..,T ne nm hin down in the swami. he viii
be likely TO get tina FOOT Rot and other diseases 10
mend a preparation made OF one pound Of sUF .d,S SIA 4,
water; this viii destroy vermin- itch, senrf and mango,
The preparation as given above should be diluted vi wit y
viii not iniure the hair. But these diseases seldom get
snong RAMs when they have rocky ranges for pastures
where they have 70 climb to get theiT Craze, ,d,ng in
s1yi MN WsSo6nette Ii Friday. Wen. sir. it is one of
the most elegant carriages 1 ever saw Where did Mr..
ray NSSgs gel iooE here. Old PICKLES, you can't come any Of
your smart tricks on me; you =. k nc very s Seh Rs e az
ON KING street; that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
say nov. OLD sUNELowER, lets talk sense Who
what for my BODY BUILDER have got a little
feIIow from Louisville. Kentucky, Who can discount any
NM Nov. OLD s~UNFLoWER, what are you giving usr
WWbat has become Of that young man that made bodies
for you befOre1 That young man that uses Bears Oil
- q. he has gone up town. to work for that man on Fort
on yes ; TIT s LA % gH II I6 5%fR think he will ever be
No L think not he has got a tape-Worm- L never a
a man yet get fat that had one % Of then thI p9w N TIE
SWAMI VAN What van 9f @a kes y SG R think Sol
OLD sun. ne told me he had the best painter in the
Did you believe himl
1 had no reason TO disbelieye him.
Who did he tell y99 he hsqI
Yes. Did he tell you he had +, u: Harrioon We'll,
hin for the last tzo months; 49, who ia he
why. he is with me-
/ do, OLD PICKLES Go West gave him such 3 good
h Ihaa he eHa ever sPiT had seen: that he had always done the
Kings work. and the King would have nobody but MIN
; SO YOU went for him and got himl
s We'll. OLD s%UNFLowER what has become of the
" S O. hen Ma nsr Zone Po orer to PTi g gone to look for Dennis
What Dennis?
T %hnii the i iTnih AgitatOra
Why, what in the world did he leave you fort
) o he did such aStni painting y i OF me- he,I I 7 i II nsed III IN
scare horses; so thought the most quiet way was tbs
How is it about your Trimmer. OLD sUNFLowERr
That mat is the he man; Thought go West got him
Yes; he did; but he did not Keep p hin am not ae ss ssTee Snd 40
got him back, YOU BET
YOU BETi This go West business I must explain Il
you, OLD PICKLES. some years ago there was anothe
. the New iort TT1 20 W. De %yed tbi gie Go We y Was I i
ing down in Nova Scotia. and it was with him as with al
old al vas we'll TO do in this worlds goods, but neYe
went to church, whilst the old woman was somewhat IN
clsned to go to church some of their GALS were get
ting up in their teens. and the old woman thought the.
man 10 90 To church and let the GALS get in Society, tha
they we're approaching womanhood; and If they did no
made an Impression on the old man. and he consented t
line p the old man was not very anxious about it FINAL
they got started; . sT hes ON in n the e Church e sin "a we wssT
married. SO / think the old dominic will make some n
Ia fool the dominic may not know that we are in tn
church" Well now old woman, you nave SO M va va
II usher seated them all right. and the two GALS; but tn
kept eyeing the old man. and the old man dropping hi
head, hn 1n5 b 56e o and comm commenced to read. thusiy,' R
turn ye Ransom, Sinner Home" The old mar rose q
this" But the old woman insisted that he didn't inca
pnn1oms in this house. YOU can't fool me on that, 1 can
hoist that in" So home they, went and haven't been
church since. This is a parallel case with that OF .
West That yoURs man y % "a = 90 5f se cot M and got, and a.
Well. OLD Sun, that is quite a comparison, but no
Well OLD PICKLES, 1 am worried with you,
Have Won any objections to being called SUNELOhE II
Not at ali. OLD PIcKLEs on the contrary ! think it
apostle Of EstheIclsm, has given to the sunhower al
- the Lily the most prominent places in the floraI norI
u the Lily for its purity and dencacy, ana shhho"eI Ho
rial to me whether l am dalled 4 Sunhower or 4 Rose.
The Rose by any other name will smell a. sweet
Well. Just once more. OLD SUN, have y"u al
~ Not many, OLD PICKLE
II Give " a few, OLD SUN.
tY We'll. 1 have a shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, a too
" from the mouth Of Pearl River. and q cap from Dlamol
Head. That comprises my principal stock OF CUhIO
How Is that, OLD PICKLEST
Ouife sufficient. OLD sun
well. OLD PICKLES, I have q lot more, but II = 70
g tfuu late. and time is money. still i ought 10 say som
thing more about that Go West notice in the papers. al
n that uocos-pocus-rhincus would have done better Tor Z
amount paid for it.
thing to say for YOURSELF
. VeS. OLD PICLES, I might say n great deal but
. don't want to hurt the feelings or the OLD MAN IN II
MARSH. 20 1 will merely add that If you know any 7
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trli
med or painted. or who wants anything in the saddle
line. or who requires iron work or horse shoeing, sci
p. them along to the
Pioneer Shops on King Stree
where an such work is done IN the best manner and
the most liberal terms
All kinds of tools and machinery for well-boring. a
other hand and steam tools made and repaired
Carriages. Expresses. Lumber Wagons (patteTn OF {
Putnam Cart or Horse Break MilkWagous, English ID
carts. etc, made to order
n All varieties OF Harness on hand or made to order
IA splendid Saddles and Brides, suitable for use on I
occasion Of the Coronation.
fT1 Fancy Brides made and on hand.
~ Also, Material, Spokes Feloes, Hubs, and all other
~ tS les u .1% Iss f SoF6Ii in 9d a5St, Sdxs fst s@.4aRS F si.ews,
r sep2stf j. NJ. ROSE