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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-02-06

cesses In matureY years - slSs -s-1nnR
NezncrS, Lassitude, NoesrrnA -
Aversion TO Society. psmnsss 80 49,
Noises IN the Heal; the VITAL aa s.v clSi(
snofserve3 IN she urine. SAD 100.
diseases that sess; to insanity ara sssss ~
/ Or. SiSTIE viii ssrse 70 W - n1
huScsxD Dollars for esse q 20 - -
VITAL RESTORATIVE under ~. a r.
advice and treztmeatl viii nos .si & s
ANYTHING impure or irtnrioas ts,s.sss1 -
DR. MfSTIE treats ali Private IT, - =. -
csSss1liy witsoa. rsercIr5. -s-;1o ~
r2xr. sSsaroagh examination sn1 80 r
,oQttns snalyelR OF urine. 500: -
SFrAL RESTORATIVE. 500 oos..S - -
times the quantity, slo.eo; sent ~ y
dress upon receipt Of psiee. ~ - -
seeare from observation. Gna IN Priv e
il desired. 0y ~
A. Z. MINrig. N u osks
II KsArny street. San frfceisss s.
SAMPLE EoTTLE fI
Sent on application by letter taus y
tcias. Sex and Ase. Communism
eonaicnsisl.
nR. MrNrgyss KIDNEY REsiEnss Is SS
RET1CuM, cares all kinds o. 49, 49,.
RsAaier Complaints. aenorrl0A, ~ NJ III
eorrh0z For sale by All cfnsN'7
ccssls, sis hotties far SIS pryYA
pa- MiSTIE's DASbkliuS, q
The best and thezpess y. s,s
Rui0Css cure 10 the rasrsst. sos
shuxetSts. ,..
cnapAriea with -. iAs sass
saitA.a ueseA VII y oede go
paeea - s>Ae arAs.
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nsII,t g0sf-lB. gLLlG 5BGEB..
rae sssG OF THE aDvErrrsEn

lam az advertiser oTeafi
In letters hold and tlg aid rc1nd
The praises Of ny wares sound
Prosperity If my estafa,
The peeple come,
The people 60
In one continuous.
Sur2ine flow
They buy my goods and eocne again,
And I'm the the hsplJiest % meS;
And this the reason j relate--
I am an advertiser gresL
There IL shop across the way
Whers ne'er il beard human fread'
/. Where trade ia paralyZed ana csad'
With ne'er a customer day.
The people come,
The people 20,
But never there,
They do not know
There's such shop beneath tie SKIES
Because he does not advertise;
While | with pleasure contemplate
That I'm an advertiser great
The secret Of nv fortune llss
In one small fact. whicE, may state
Too many tradesInen learn too late
III have goods ] advertise.
Then people come
Then people 60
In constant streams,
For people know
That he who has rood wares TO sell
Will surely advertise them vel;
And proudly reitera;e,
iar an advertiser great.
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: CONSULT %
: Or. C. |. MILLER, ST., 3
SEATTLv, W. T..
6 Cherry st. below Second, >
p. 0. Box II.
o =
Consultations & Examinations =
: FREE. .
3
;PERMATORRHGA. IMPOTENCE, ETC
Cured on the Instaiment Plan.
What his patients have to say:

Case 100. Linn County, Dec. 16 1881.
Doctor am a new man; shall pay you
my note in II days l. 7. L.
He paid his note in full.
Gaze los. San Francisco, Sept. ]. rs.
I was cured by DIR. c. l. Miller. ST.. of
Spermatorrhce in seven weeks.
Til. F. FRASER.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
1st day OF September. ISIS.
john HAaILL. Notary Public.
Case I7s. Astoria Ogn.. June =. 81.
am doing splendid. think that am
Well. If you think best, send me another
bottle of the last medicine. n / r.
Answer-No mere medicine required
Live as l directed you.
Case 203. White River. W. T.. Nov. 81. 81
Send me couple bottles OF the medicine
got there last. Ii is just what want. l
viii come down as soon as lean. II. S. E.
Case 20S. Is well in six weeks, Pays his
notes before due.
Case zoo. Is well in two months. Pays
his notes three months before they are
due.
Case2l3 swell in two months. Pays his
notes three months before they are due
Case 2ls. Stopped here: was cured in one
month. Pays his notes in full.
Twenty-four other cases are all doing
well. fe2-dSwtf
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4 stranger, iouEnesing in France. fell
ssck unto deAth. his friends eallssd in
physiesaa, who aemnrrsi about giving
his professional services. f~aring TIE
~herevsthai might not be Forthcoming
30 ssstsas. hrs hssl. The friend. producing
ltsAfrsse note. said: ''kill him or cnrs
hsm- This Is y0urs.~ The sick man
dssd and was buried. and the doctor.
tndsng his motley Sos g. appear, re-
minded the survivor of the debt. did
Won cGrs himT' be asked. -Nc. SIR y
Did sou XIII h,ngN Certainly not"
Then You have no claim on ne, SIR. |
Wish yoa good day.
A Subscriber writes to Southern ed
lsor: Il have q hor that hiss lately suf
fcIed irossl q periodical fir of aazzlneSs.
Please answer tnruGgh your valuable
I'aper and s.i Tie knox Whist sssusssa do
With hass. l'la afraid he will lst wcrse
II something H. nsss uoie sssou.' The
sIisstf replies: ''sl1F ADVICE, hssssd On n
es1sfsss lss4sssl OF .Iyary Man his uws
Husna LuNtos. xoGiu kc 10 take hssn
aoustsses VIXEN he Il nos dizzy aud III
ham W stsAn9ss.s
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SNITH's BDoU THEATER.-Moliis Ar
cher. the funniest serio- comic singer on
the stage; Jerry Hart. the great come
dian and end man: Beatrice Leo. the
charming ballaGlst: Billy IL karlnan. END
man, vocalist and cunsdian: Harry
Staley. Emma kaybeld, Kitty True,
Spot Sloan. Fanny O'Aeei, Charles
% Aeel. the great Dutch and Irish come
dian. all under the direct supervision OF
Harry Lsfnore, the yery funny -anC
clever general performer. Change oi
isll Monday and Thursday. Admission
free
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Notice to Creditors.

ESTATE OF JOHN HAYES. DE
~ ceased-Noticc is hereby given by ths
unde rsigned, administrator OF the estai,
Oh John Hayes. deceased. TO all the cred
itors OF ana to all persons having claim
aSath., the said deceased, 10 exhibit them
year after the date of this notice. To the
SAID administrator. at his place OF residence
10 the city OF Seattle. in said Territory.
Dated Seattle. Jan. l7th. 1854
III. l.. NkSLER,
deceased.
Wood s Ronald. Attorneys for Estate.
t.ae S.s.
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Notice of Application to Pur-
chase Timber Land.

OlylupiA. wzshihg2oa Tex-1torT.
NOTICE II EEAEBX GIVEN THAT ~
IN compliance wish tss provis.ols Q. me
Act OF Ccr. rcss approves June 1879. sr7tailssl
An Act for -as sale Cg Z ll15eF L4fi'1s II ne
States OF California. CTsEl=I. seFsrs IHe
wsshtrr-ofl rzrr1. Hry, +" E1Ess q Q HiDEozn. q
Islsud cCrnfy 0asnin9ton Tern 10y, azs tair
day fiei In this 4;1es hts ayp.lc9t1en 70 Pur-
chase tie .ofs .. 2. 8 aEd ss4 sf -E 4
Of section No. "a, r t2E1-agp 10. = o9-th,
range Nc ; est = TIE vi zsseE-s Gsr-1lzn.
Any .at sfl sDtls cl-saaslsss Elrsr-ely TIE
Saidcesc-ibe1 ID. o- AIRS er-zln falsFeof. ar
hereb- reausrr 70 Eie ti1eiE claims s. tki.
Office With ,sy 90 3zys from date hereof
Given ua .er my Saa8. a. nv c-1ice IN OiTEs'
pis, W.T., this 2sd dsy Of January. AID i.s3
JOHN {. COMFY.
f2-llv Register Of the LAID uftca-
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Notice Of application to Pur-
chase Timber Land.
UyIrxD srsrEs RlsrxIcT LAM OFFICE.

CyIfKO STATE UfsIzIcI LAM UEFICss I
OLTxPIs, wAs.IsGTos TERErrogT.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT. N
IN compliance with the provisions Of tAe
Act Of Cor sress approved JuDe 5, ISIS. enFi-
tls An act for tie sale Of Timer LxEcs u
the - afes # Cslifornis. or~g1n. Sevsds and
Washington Territory" Benz tTsin 7. Stafford
Of Island county, W. T., has Al. day flied IL
this ofhce his application 10 purchase the lots
and Of section No 10. ant y 4 Of SIX Of
section No. IL, il township No. @ nor b. range
No. 3 east Of the Willamette Meridian
Any and al p~rs0Ds claiming adverss y TIE
said described land CT any portion there:
are hereby requi. ed "a fle their eisins in this
ofise within sixty i6Gi cay from date hereof.
Given under nv han 81 my Office ID Dlyn-
pia, W. 7. 4, this 23d day Of January, AID is.3.
joan a. CONVEY.
f2-llv REGISTER OF the Land Dfaee.
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There is an cid Eastern story that
ought TO be read by those Of lie e,eTs.x
whose strmons are sexer aayfhisss
moro than the statement of tie ffsia.
est plasit1dre- which every one ksaes
before. II is 20 the eject iaat as.a
day q venerable sage nanaed Nega
AEseerodeen, assembled the desk II i
mosque ard thrs addressed his sn,sl.
ence: ID children ol tie faithful. do
YOU know what | Em going 10 ss4x -
They answered mo" well. then. =
replied he, its OF no use wasting IN.
time ON such stupid set" and sayla9
snis 10 came down and dismissed thesa.
!ne next day he again mounted the
desk and asked, 20. true Aussuiuat;s
DO ron know what am going 10 say =
I'VE do said they. -fhen.- sud t.e.
There Is 10 need for me to tell yon:f
and again be let them go. The third
sme ms audiences thought they should
catch him; and on bis putting the gsrs.l
question. they answered, ''S-9nle II rs
do, and some of US doa't.'s "weli.
tnen, replied he, "let those who know
tell those who don't know
The number of vessels built an thA
Clyde last year WAS 81. of ga Acgrecsss.
tonnage Of S9l ,s.,A tot.s, "a against a,l
vessels In ISL. representing an aCvrs.
gate OF Nl,uS2 tons. The increased arm.
mage, therefore. was 5l.ssl2. rs cosn.ars.l
with an increee Of i00.o0u tons t. vssr
before. b ginning with fsss the fos-
lowing figures for various ye&rs 80.
ehs growth of this Cly de industry With,
Ices than one generation ISa9. IS sss1
IONS 49,. 6s.yS7; 1853. i2s ~ ls.f.
llS,5o5 1861. los. 024 1863. i9a $40: 49,
xO,H7 1874, %, s30: 1871, iess. Tlg.
icas. S22r3SS; 1879, Ia, 75o; Iss0, 2iI.il4.
Rev. George Il. Jackson and some
osner colored Baptists of Georgia. prxs-
pose 70 establish new Genominatson
with Baptist primo pies aud the Meta
oist system. II is To be called the Arr
eaa Baptist Missionary Episnot,al
Onufch: Tho founder OF the new ohnse
slys andependsncy may do yers We'll las
waite naptists, but among coiorea Rsn-
tisss II leads 10 divisions and fIehtin.,
from which Episcopal Nethoi,sm e
xEee. ~ ~ proposed to have Blsha,.s
ana frosiding Elders, and an itinarsnnv
the limit being two years.
Mushroom towns are not wholly -.
etS1cted 10 new States, Foar months
AGO dense Virginia forest covered ,ss.
eate OF Pocahontas, whics. nsw las !
population ot 400. a coal niue VAS
the cause. "~e
tfestdtnt Eliot If Harvard van az
complainant sgninst a gAn4tsisnn h.slI 81 /
e6tOu. HI raid ttiat stufanssfs vsr~ /
= enemaelvss thess.
e
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-02-06
TO THE UNFORTUNATE,
nISPENSARY,

Seminal weakness. Impoteacy. night ID
by dreams. pimpies on the face and
manhood can positively be cured.
SICK and afflicted should not fail TO ea14
him. The Doctor has Travelled extensive
in Europe and Inspected thoroughly
various HOSPITALS there, obtaining gJo4
deal OF valuable Information. which -
competent 10 impart 10 those in need
his services. Dr. Giblon will make !
charge unlsss he effects q cure. PerSe
at a distance may be cured az home.
communications strictly confidential
see no one but the Doctor. Persons
ing To the Doctor viii please state the q
Of the paper they see this adyertisemen4
CHARGES reasonable. CAN or write
dress DIR. +. GIBBOS. p. q. box 1901,
Francisco. 81 nd $40 fnr a packaelS
rraiSp're NfkvY
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SUMMONS.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
! Third Judicial District Of the T,r-itory
of Washington. holding terms at Seattle,
county of King.
No. slia-Jssephine West. plaintiff. VS..
John West defendant
Action brought in the District Court OF
the Third Judicial ID trict of Washington
Terrific Y, hOi5iaG term at seattle. fer the
counties OF King aud kirsap. and com
plant filed IN the county OF King. in the
office of the Clerk of said District Court.
rheUnited States OF America sead greeting
To. JOHN WEST. defendant:-You are
hereby required TO appear in an action
brought against you by the above named
Plaintiff, in the District Court Of the Third
Judicial District of the Territory of Wash.
ingtou. holding terms at the city of Seat,
tie, IN the county of King. for the counties
OF King and kitssp. and to answer the
complaint filed therein within sixty days
after the date OF the first publication al
this summons. or judgment by default will
be taken against you. according to the
prayer of said complaint.
The said action is brought TO obtain a
decree dissolving the bond Of naairimouy
now existing between plaintiff and defend.
ant, that plaintiff resume her maide,
name and for such other and further relief
as to the Court may seem meet in the
premises. on tie grounds of hahitual
drunkenness of said defendant: also ex.
treme cruelty toward plaintiff; also ahan.
comment. and also willful failure TO pro
vide the necessaries of life or plaintiff. foI
more than on- year last past.
And You ara hereby notified that unless
yon appear and answer sid plaintiff
complaint as above required. the plant f
VII apply 10 the Court for the relief a.
m.nded in thu above laMtioned Gem
plant.
Witness the Hon. Roger 3. Greene
Judge of the said district Court
SEAL. and the seal of said Court. this
Dth day of January. AID. lisa
JAMES SEAvEY.
Clerk of said District Court.
ny JAMES T. LUDLOW. Deputy.
Haller s. Engie, Attorneys for rla;n.;ff
iAeSxy
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Have y0I SEEN THEN

Those elegant new ranges Just received
by Waddell 4 Miles direct from the man
manufactorles-the Superior Range ard
Stove. They are the finest, most eoonom-
icsl, s,hu altogether desirable range ON
the PaSfie Coast. Call AID sec them.
even if you don't bay.
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MISCELLANEOUS
Notice Of Final Proof
~ 1xrp orvies sr o1rxFTA- "
" ~ A~>@D - ffz4

" y ' Ja.asft y. Isss.
e Not &c l. hersty ~ tn-a ASH = =
ra,x sso~ La. Sled rsfscs u sEtst'47 :, ~ =
anal t.rt<yf tssors tie IS - ise - -
Car, 81 bis as.oe 30 seaftls. y - = -
Az 49,. "A a., Of Sasea. - va. On F,e
p,log u :. NJ. $685.. iortbe ~ : OF = . =
* .. swa snd sw4 u sEs ~ seesson :
toru.hip - north, range east
IL names 10 witnesses AIsxAndsf l11>. :
" Bra3ley and c. VI, Eyvsssr. 81 o. az
". T., and James ). wias0f,, OF ssaAx' AAns
County. VT.
f2-sv JOHN y. 1o"Ehs hSstsaea-
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THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDI

Is q rever-nx ~
Cure for Seev
DEBILITY. nesa
ed vitality, =.
nsl wssfnsG'.s
Spermal.o.sIi,,c
LOOT MANbe!.s
Impo.eny. IT,.
iysis. ro. !. ~
rh9a. krl M
terrible e4sto
self-Abuss. -
nl folliee. -
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lie Eichau.s Golden Ralsam No.
cures Chaneres. first and second stages.
Sores on the Legs ana. Body, Syphiliuc
CataFrh. diseased Scala and all primary
forms of the disease. Price $5peg bossie
LIE Richauss Golden tsaisam No.1
curesTertiary. Msrcur.sl Syphi.tieRhce
natisna. Pains in the Bones. Clcefste4
Throat. Syphiiitic Rash. Lumps, ETC. ~
eradiCates all diseases from the syste0
whether caused by bad treatment -
abuse OF mercury. leaving the bioodpW
and healthy. Price s. per hottie.
lie Rfehau's Golden spanish Aneh5
dose for the cure Of Gonorrlma Gkuk
etc. Price $50 per bottle.
lie skfeh G us Golden spanish unlaoe
ton, . wash for cure OF elect SrrIes
lures, Disease OF the Crethra and FL
der. etc. Price Sl.50 per bottle.
LIE Eiehanss Golden Oin,menl, II
the effective healing Of s,philific e.
and Eruplons. Price 81 per bcttlA
ALSO AGENTS FOR
lie Rfehau;s Golden Psiis. for w.
ness. loss Of physical powers and ~ 90
eases arising from ahnse and excemUz
oyerwork. Price S. per box.
Sent everywhere c. o. D.. securely paek1e'
by Express.
e. r.. RICHARDS a. CO., Agso1as
AZ and 4 3 Sansome 81. cor Clay.
G-Gkwu san F-apcisnQ. CA =
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STARTLING DISCLOSURE,

Dir. Chas. Nahsr has succeeded after
mrch labor and pains in securing the
very best organs faaf can he found any
where an tie Pacific Slope, for the
smallest amount of MONEY. he has
nine-stop organs, with double swell,
for so. For beauty OF finish and rich
nsss Of to2e these organs are unexcslled
III any market In the world. lie has
pianos the equal if 20. the best tina. can
be get froEn anywhere. the prices rang
ing from $50 upwards Mr.. Naher in
ylses inspection fl Din the public before
purchasing eises here.
Gas. kAHEg.
Jexeier,
And agent for the Weber and Hainss
Brothers Pianos, and Estey ard Sser-
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King county, IS.
i. l. NJ. Hall. Judge and ex-officio CLERK
of the Probate Court of said King county,
do hereby certify that the foregoing is a
order to show cause made by our said
Probate Court and entered of record on
the e6th day of January, 1855 in the mat
ter of the estate of john Hayes. deceased.
In testimony whereof1 have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal of our
said Probate Court this said 10Th day OF
January. 1883.
ISEAL.l i. NJ. HALL.
f2-td Judge and ex-officio Clerk.
J. I. Ronald Attorney for the Estate.
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PROBATE NOTICE

ERRIT0RY OF WASHING TON.
1 County of King. SIN the PROBATE
Court of said King county.
In the matter of theestate of John Hayes.
deceased.
Order to show cause on sale Of real es-
tate.
Henry L. Yesler, Administrator Of the
estate of John Hayes, deceased. having. on
this 26sh day of January, lSS& filed his
petition herein. duly verified. pray ing for
an order OF sale Of the real estate Of SAID
decedent. for the purposes therein set
forth; and II appearing 10 the Court by
said pr tltioE that there IS no personal estate
whatsoever in tae hands OF said Admins
traitor. and that it IS necessary to sell the
real estate of said deceased 70 pay the deb;-
outstanding against the said deceased. the
allowance to the family of the said de-
ceased and the expenses of administration
and il appearing further TO the Court that
said petition conforms IL all respects to teS
requirements OF law:
1t is ordered by the Court that all per
sons interested in the estate OF said de
ceased appear before our said Probate
Court on
Monday. March .th. 1855.
| At IL O'Clock in the forenoon of that day. q
| the Courtroom of our said Probate Court
| in the city of Seattle. in said King county
then and there TO show cause tif any the,
| hayep why an order should not be granted
| to the said Administrator sell so much o
the real estate of said deceased as sh9ll b
necessary and requisite TO psV the charge
and debts aforesaid. An6
| II is further ordered that a copy OF thi
order to show ca use be published at leas
four successive weeks before said 5th de-,
| Of March. lSSS in the SEATTLE WEEKLl
| observation-disclosures. a weekly newspa
| per printed and published in said Kin.
county and of general circulaiaIion il
said county and Territory.
Done in open Court January &c. 1883.
/. NJ. HALL.
| Judge OF the Probate Court.
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They cordially invite the inspection of
these goods by the public, feeling conf
dent that they can suit the most fastid-
ious tastes AS 10 style, and at prices as
low as any jswelry establishments ON the
Coast. Don't fail 10 give Us call and
satisfy yourselves
Remember the place, Sullivan's Block
Front Street. na.H
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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-02-07
An Unimpresslble Woman.

A colored Adonis III Virginia City
% in love with q buXom German Wo-
III an who keeps saloon in the north
ern part of the town, and has been
using every art and rule laid down in
.'5elf- Helps to Cour5ship" to induce
her to reciprocate his affection. But
she is obdurate and refuses to receive
his attentions, and he is therefore
bowed down with woe. Plan after
plan failed-scheme after scheme were
attempted with unglorious results.
His Gretchen was not willing and all
the willingness and attentions Of this
new ''Barkis" went for naught. 1t
was tantalizing, demoralizing, and
unbeatable any longer. On late
night he determined to resort to des-
perate means to arouse pity in the fair
ones breast, and posting himself in a
vacant lot adjoining her residence,
awaited her appearance at the window.
The TeutOnic beauty soon appeared,
and the colored Romeo raised his pis-
toll, fired, and dropped heavily to the
ground. "Mein Colt! That fool has
shot himself" screamed the object OF
his affections, and a crowd soon gath
cred at the spot. They caught hold
of the inanimate form and dragged it
over the oyster cans, bricks and other
debris toward the house.
':Don't bring dot thing in here. Take
him to the oondertaker," screamed the
hard hearted one, whereupon the dis
gusted remains got up and fed, leay-
Ing an astonished crowd.
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A lady called at store on Winter
street, the other day, and inquired of a
polite salesman who was measuring
fringe: DO you keep buttons?" COP
posite, madam, if you please" said he,
as he paused in his work, and showed
q row of very white teeth. To his
dismay she walked deliberately out
of the door and crossed the street to
rival establishment. The young man
did not lose his situation, but he got
a blowing up that made him think
Fourth OF July had come again with
even more than its wonted explosive
ness. When anybody asks for buttons
now, he bars the passage to the door
with his vard-stick, and points ener-
getically while he exclaims: "Oppo-
site counter!" with special emphasis
OIL the last word. He is determined
not to be caught again at the game of
button, button, who's got the button?
Oh to suffer from counter movement,
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CRUSHED TO DEATH,

Charles Reed assistant Foreman OF the
Loirer KaAto60 Yards. Swddcal,, KILLED
yesterday.
At about noon yesterday Charles Reed.
the assistant foreman in the lower Mani
toba railroad yards, was instantly killed
by being caught between two freight cars
Reed had cut train IN two near Fifth
avenue and Second street. southeast. and
then climbed up the side of the rear car.
as the engine pulled ahead. A train of
cars happened to stand on the main tract,
Just in advance of Reeds train, at a point
where the tracks are so near
together that the cars can scarce
ly pass each other without collidino
Consequently Reed, standing upon the
step at the side of the car was caught be-
tween the cars in passing and crushed to
death. The body was taken by the yard
men to the warehouse, and afterwards to
Warmers undertaking rooms Oh South
Washington avenue.
The coroner has not ret decided whether