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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

different, a superior being. The blue
aromatic vapor of cigar tickles his uose;
he smokes and is enchanted, In. b. not the
first time) and the difficult premier pas is
taken, the process of dissolution has be-
gun. Thence his descent is easy.
The ballet, formerly an abomination, be-
comes a source of never ending de-
life. He begins to lust after his neigh
boris wife, maid servant and sheckles, ard
winds up by running off with one or both
Of them. His fate is accomplished. he has
gone to pieces, and all because his great
grandfather happened to be gay roys-
terer.
What chance is left now for the poor
boy who does not happen to know his
own grandfather? He applies for situa-
ton with a host of first class references.
The grave bank president looks them and
him over, shakes his head and asks, ''Where
is the family record?"
81 have none" says the boy.
"We have no use for you here
is the stern answer, "you
do know, but you are descended from the
Duke of Clarence, who was drowned in a
butt of MalmseY? And 80 the chances of
lucrative employment are narrowed down
to the lucky few who can point with pride
to Ben. Franklin, Father Mathews, etc., as
their ancestors.
And when one of these unhappy sinners
is caught? Surely we can't punish him
for the sins of the dead. Themis will
have to take the bandage from her eyes
and put them-the eyes-into the back Of
her head to look up the shortcomings of
onr ancestry. Really she seems to have
been aware of this fact before the Tribune
mentioned it, to judge by the general len
iency she has shown to poor people who
have gone to pieces.
What more shall we say? What is the
alarming outlook for the uext generation,
Judging from the present consumption of
cocktails and cigars?
We can only imagine the Tribune man
standing up steadfasty like the 'justats
ct tenas propo1iti vol" of Horace against
cataract of mankind ''gone to pieces"
And here we draw the curtain; take
warming, and devoutly join the ranks Of
the prohibitionists. &C.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
ALL AROUND THE GLOBE.

A fire occurred Monday night at Watse-
ka, ILL.,, which destroyed the opera house
and six business buildings.
N. G. Neavis, editor of the Hot Springs
Horse Shoe, has been arrested for contempt
of court, for comments upon late trial.
The annual convention of the national
telephone association was begun in Gin
cinnati yesterday with sixty delegates
present.
At Little Rock Monday night, Wyatt
Ames, who killed Sarradus in resisting ar
rest, Saturday, was caught, and on at.
tempting to escape was riddled with bull
! lets.
The supreme court of Massachusetts,
has sustained decision of the lower court
under which it is said the public bars in
| all the hotels in Massachusetts must he
closed.
A jury in tue United States court at St.
Louis has given Theo. Mackey $4,000 for
injuries received in a collision on the
Missouri Pacific railway about year and
a half ago.
Two freight trains collided yesterday
morning On the East Tennessee, Virginia &
Georgia road, twenty miles east of Chatta-
nooga, and Engineer Bailey and two fire.
men were killed.
Carl Henokel, young medical student
under Indictment at Syracuse, N. Y, for
body snatehing, has been arrested at Chi
cago and taken east for trial.
A small delegation of Sioux from the
Spotted Tail reservation, is on the way to
Washington to protest against white set
tiers being admitted to the great Sioux
reservation.
The railroad managers interested have
decided not to yield to the demands of the
striking yardmen at East st. Louis, and
are bringing in men from the country to
take the places Of the strikers.
At Columbia, Pa, Monday night, Win.
fried and George Smith, brothers, aged 10
and II, called at the residence of Henry
Struch and when he appeared disembow-
eled him with knives. The brothers are
under arrest.
James Lloyd Greene, aged ffty-six, a
prominent citizen and manufacturer of
Norwich, Conn, mayor of the city three
times, and Republican candidate for gov
ernor in 1875, died suddenly yesterday in
the Adirondack mountains of pneumonia.
The scale convention for the fourth dis
trict of the amaIgamated association of
iron and steel workers to fix the wages
scale for '84 and 'S5, was in secret session
at Chicago yesterday, with an important
number of manufacturing points unrepre-
scented,
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The Hereditnru Theor,l.

To the Editor of the Globe.
Tbs editor of the Tribune draws in his
Sunday issue with his usual profund in
sight into problems, political and social,
a rather lugubrious picture of people, who
have been the ornaments of society for q
long period, falling suddenly from grace,
and, worse than that, finally going to
pieces all on account of their forefathers
bad habits. Don't start. They are not to
be torn limb from limb by four fiery steeds
as was the pleasant custom of bYgone
ages; neither are they to be carved up day
BY day,as the Chinese are in the habit of re-
warding some of their malefactors, but their
dismembeTment is to be accomplished by
the subtle agony of rather pleasant chemi-
Gals, such as alcohol and nicotine left in
their systems by long deceased ancestors.
About in this style we should imagine a
pillar of the church, solid as all such pill
lars are, pure of habits, stern and unbend-
ing to the shiftless poor. bids one fine
morning goodbye to his unsuspecting
wife and babes. On his way down town
he passes a saloon and hears the tempt
ing tinkle of ice in q tumbler. The
DEVILS churchbell! He has often heard it
before, but it never struck him as to-day.
Just now it seems to awaken reminis-
cences of pleasant dreams in the far
away past. He hesitates. sWho hssitates
is lost." He enters, tastes the forbidden
fruit, cocktail, probably called 80 from
the feather on Mephistopheles hat, for the
the first time in his life. The first timer
No, surely be must have quaffed this .nec-
tar before. dreamy languor overcomes
him; he takes another and feels himself
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The Fergus Falls Telegram says: Tn

The Fergus Falls Telegram says: Inc
Minnesota Tribune, daily paper pub
hshed at Minneapolis, copies just enough
of the Telegrans's interview of Sunday
with Mayor Ames, of that city, to make it
appear that the mayor is going back upon
the Democracy, and in a lengthy editorial
tries to make it appear that ne intends to
leave tie party. # the Tribune had copied
the rest OF the interview it could hardly
have claimed this, as it was stated that the
mayor intended to do all that ne could for
Biermann because he was the nominee OF
the party, although he despised the motive
that led to his nomination. Tho Tribune
should confne itself to telling the farmers
when to plant onions and in reporting
missionary societies. The temotatiou to
lie will then not be so likely to overcome it.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
MINNKAPoLIs PERSON AIS.

Miss Emma Chase has returned from
Cleveland, o.
G. B. Finch left last evening for Los
Vegas, New Mexico.
VIM. Thomas, of London, Eng, is regis
tered at the Nicollet.
Crosby S. and Thomas ". Noyes, Wash
ington, D. c., are guests at the Nicoilet.
Mrs. Wilson, author of ''Vin," has re-
moved from here to Glendale, o., where
she will reside hereafter.
R. P. Huntington has returned from
Ohio and is iubilant over the Democratic
victory IN the Buckeye state.
Miss Phoebe Satterlee, the accomplished
daughter of W. W. Satterlee, returned last
evening from visit to friends in the
country
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minneapolis Markets.

The receipts and shipments at and
from Minneapolis yesterday were as fol-
lows:
Receipts-Flour $50 barrels, wheat 1oa,-
500 bushels. Barley 600 bushels; oats
6,400 bushels; corn APO bushels; lumber
10000 feet; nillstuff "a tons; coal 2,907
tons; barrel stock l car; wood 40 cords;
hay 20 tons; fax seed 1000 bushels.
Shipments -flour 19.161 barrels; wheat
1850 bushels; mill stuff 492 tons; lumber
$4,000 feet; coal 433 tons; wood SO cords.
Flour-Patents, IS O0@6 80; straights,
SIS 25@5 Is; clears, 81 5O@5 so; low
grades, So 00@3 25. Market steady but
dull.
Wheat-No. 1 hard, 81 Oh bid; No. 2
hard, &c asked; No. 1 northern, 91@91c;
No. northern, 86@87o; No. 3, 7S@83c;
samples, 83c@$1 Oh.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

The Platform Adopted by the Democratic
State Contention, august 3. 1883.
We, the Democracy of Minnesota, in
convention assembled, reaffirm our devo-
ton to the -honored maxims of the
Democratic party, that that government is
best which governs least; which leaves the
citizens in the enjoyment of the greatest
personal liberty consistent with the rights
of others and the public welfare; and while
it affords fall protection to life and prop
erty, allows the creeds, business and GUS
toms of the people to remain unfettered
by sumptuary laws, class legislation and
extortionate monopolies.
First That every species of taxation
levied upon the many for the profit of the
few, creating monopolies and producing
revenue in excess of the wants of the gov
eminent, economically administered, is
unjust, tyrannical and dangerous. Sound
policy requires that the business Of people
should be free from oppressive duties and
vexatious restraints, and that all legisla-
ton in reference thereto should be Impair
| tial in its objects and equal in it's burdens.
We, therefore, favor such thorough re-
| vision of the present tariff laws as will
| remedy existing evils and result in the
establishment of tariff for revenue only,
as the permanent commercial policy of
this country.
Fourth. That the patent laws should be
revised, to the end that the innocent pur
chasers of manufactured articles, using
the same in good faith, shall be protected
from harrasslng and oppressive suits for
the infringement Of patent rights.
ResoEred, That the maintenance in pow
er of any political party for en- undue
length of time tends to an assumption of
power inconsistent with democratic prin-
cipals OF government, and is dangerous to
the rights of the people, and we therefore
urge upon the electors of this state they
carefully Investigate the existing state OF
things with reference TO change of state
administration in their own interests.
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FO1fnH Uenu.

Mrs. Bridget Kelly, wife of Nicholas
Kelly, of No. 427 North First street, was
found dead in her bed last evening at
about 5 o'clock. The cause of her death is
unknown. She was an habitual drunkard,
and it is probable that the excessive use of
intoxicants killed her. Nicholas Kelly is a
plasterer and worEs at the West hotel. A
ooy Of four years is the only offspring.
The deceased was seen to enter her room
at about noon yesterday by another woman
who lives in the same house.
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The Mounted Patrol.

The mounted patrol, owing to the fact
that the season for pleasure drives is prac-
tically closed, will be brought in from The
lakes, save one man, and placed in the
outer part of the residence portion of the
city. Hitherto each mounted patrolmsn
had beat of about forty blocks. Here
after the beats will only be half that size.
Stations will be established and during the
winter they will ride from station to sta
ton, at which places complaints or no
tees NAV be left by citizens.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

Moulton's house, a watch and 81 we're
taken from John Malloy, at Mrs. Isaac
Blsisdeis house, where Mrs. Blaisdell say
the burglar, who was a man. Besides thir,
7. G. Hargrsve lost $50 in money, silver
service, watch, ornaments, and other prop
srty to the extent of $500.
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Dakota County nominations.
Ispecisl Telegram to the Globe

PENNINGTON, Mimi, Oct. l6.-The
Dakota county Democrats in convention
here to-day nominated Hugh Cennelly for
sheriff; John Weber for register of deeds;
Albert Schaller for county attorney; M
Haggerty for probate judge, and Owen
Austin for treasurer. The convention was
very harmonious. Dakota county will
poll big vote for Biermann.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

BIERMANN Is reported to have been in
Brainerd on Sunday, in Winona on Mon
day, and in New UIm yesterday. This still
hunt is very distressing, because Biermann
is scattering himself around SO outrage
OusIy that kilograms fail to discover his
whereabouts,
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

OHIo's influence is being felt in Min
nespolis circles. Bennepin county will go
Democratic by a handsome majority.
Walsh will be the next Treasurer and we
will all 90 to St. Paul and see Governor
Biermann inaugurated. Let the Demo
cratic chicken 'bob up serenely."
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

KICKING at and bowling over public Off
GERS end their duties are becoming favor
ite pastimes wit, busy-bodies, who make
false charges about affairs in which they
could become thoroughly posted by simply
asking. Lying comes more natural with
that class of people than telling the truth.
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MttnictpGC Court.

John Larson, Charles Carroll, John @.
Burke, M. G. Anderson, John Anderson,
Louis Evenson, drunkenness; paid fines in
S. and costs each.
Charles Hall, disorderly conduct, COM
mitted sixty days in default of the pay
ment of a fine in $50 aud costs.
Martin Hill, disorderly conduct; paid a
fine in $5 and costs.
Thomas Dillon, vagrancy; committed
fifteen days.
Thomas Kelly and Roger Shay, vagran-
cy; discharged.
Frank Strainbock, dlsorderly conduct;
committed ten days.
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THE COURTS.
District Court.
NEW CASES AND PAPERS FILED.

NEW CA5E5 AND PAFEhS fILEDs
Peter Edloff VS.. A. T. Hatcher ct al. !;
transcript of docket from the municipal
court filed and docketed and execution is
sued to the sheriff.
Murray, Warner & Co. VS.. James 0. Ed
son; complaint fled.
The State VS.. R. j. Baldwin; demurrer
filed.
The Forest City Stone company We. Da-
vid O'Neill; note of issue filed and cause
placed on general term calendar.
S. E. Hart & Co. VS.. Crossman & Shaw
justice transcript filed and docketed and
transcript issued.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

Will some one please announce city
hall ring and then screech for an investi-
CATION? Insurance matters will soon be
played our,and Minneapolis without sen
sation savoring of fraud might appear
tame to the quiet fastener with cowboy
goggles on. Let the pool be stirred up.
By the way, that reminds us that there has
been nothing said about city rings during
the present Democratic administration.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
DAILY GLOBE ORNING.

Mrs. Killop has married again since he
left her. That would leave her in terrible
predicsment and render her liable to prose-
cution for bigamy. No date has yet been
set yet been set for this case as jury cases
only were attended to yesterday.
VonHessen is represented in court by
R. L. Perry and Mrs. Kiliop by CAVITY d
JOhnson
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

INSURANCE will not be a bulldozing fac
tor in Minneapolis after this season Nc
Cords advice on the construction OF wood
sheds will not be sought after nor needed
much longer.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
POLITICAL POINTERS.
Fergus Falls Telegram: Thanks, we
have heard from Oh, no, O.
OH! THE WOMEN DID IT

Fergus Falls Telegram: Thanks, we
have heard from Oh, no, 0.
Oh! THE WOMEN DID IT.
Dayton Democrat: The cowardice of
the Republican bosses is shown by the
fact that they throw the blame of their DE-
feat on the shoulders of the ladies who
worked hand in hand with them, and who
shared with them their defeat.
oLOUDED WITH GLOON.
Louisville Commercial: The election of
Hoadly and the entire Democratic ticket
in Ohio, besides securing the legislature
and Democratic senator, gives the Dem
ocratio presidential boom a new impetus
which will cloud Republican hearts with
gloom.
IT MEANS DEMOCRATIC SUCCESS.
st Louis Post Dispatch: The success of
the Democratic campaign in Ohio means
the success of the party in the national
campaign of 1884.
FkoST BITTEN ROSE.
Cincinnati Neacs-Journal: The Ohio,
Democratic frost has nipped the Republi-
can Rose, the fairest flower of the field of
blighted hopes.
UNHAPPY JOHN SHERMAN.
New York Times: Mr.. Sherman's pre-
diction that the next Republican candidate
for the presidency will come from Ohio
will be remembered only by malicious
persons guilty of desire to make Mr.
Sherman's life unhappy.
NO PLACE.
Louisville Courier Journal: The Ohio
Democrats have rolled up the state and
stacked it on the Democratic pyramid
The Republicans have no place to lay their
heads.
THE HAPPY EFFECT.
Chicago Herald: The result in Ohio
can but have an Inspiring effect upon the
Democrats and an important bearing up
on the presidential election if, as is prob
able, it be followed in November by Dem
ocratic success in New York, New Jersey
and Virginia.
FOSTERS MELANCHOLY FATE.
Chicago Times: The nation will soon
be confronted with the melancholy specta-
Gle of Charlie Foster, of Ohio, out of Of
fee. When he deseends from the guber-
material chair he will be no better off than
the most forlorn political outcast in the
country.
ON THE LORDS SIDE.
Ohio State Journal: The spectacle OF q
Democratic Legislature with the Second
Amendment on his hands mould have
been a spectacle to call up smile on
the face of craven image. By some
singular oversight Providence seems to
have favored that party for once and we
are denied the pleasure.
ALAS FOB ARTHUR.
New York World: Ohio has killed
Arthur. The funeral Of last Tuesday was
his funeral as well as that of Charley Fos-
ter
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ON THE LORDS SIDE.

*Both Lydia E. Finkhon's Vegetable Com
pound and Blood Purifier are prepared. at 2a3 and
2S5 Western avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price of either
81. Six bottles for SIS. Sent by mail in the
form of pills, or of lozenges on receipt of price,
81 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely ar
swers all letters of inquiry. Enclose Sc stamp.
Send for pa implicit. Mention this paper.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
Wanted-a OTSe,.

E. D. Falts, the inspector land buyer for the
Minneapolis Street Railway company, will be at
the barn at the corner of Cedar and franklin
avenues, each morning, at from to 10 o'cock,
for the purchase of horses for the street railway
system. Horses must be from six to nine years
Of age, and weig from 1000 to 1900 pounds
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
Probate Court.
before Judge LELAND.

Estate of James Hutchinson, deceased;
letters ISSUED to David d. Whitney; or
ders limiting time and appointing ap-
praisers made.
Estate of Bethel Asphalt, deceased; will
admitted to probate; orders for executor
bond made.
Estate of John 81. Olson, deceased; Pc
tition for settlement and distribution filed;
hearing Nov. II.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

LIFTING ones self by t he boot straps is
being practiced in the Republican gym
nasium in Minneapolis. Three of the
best performers can already go foot
hiph
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

The alleged discords in our city depart
ments do not pan out as it was figured up
they should. Everything is now, and has
been, moving on in the most harmonious
manner possible.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17
POLITICAL.


Governor-A. BIERMANN, Olmsted
county.
Lieutenant Governor-R. l.. FRAZEE,
Becker county.
Secretary of State-J. j. GREEN, LIE
Sueur county.
Treasurer JOHN LUDWIG, Winona
county.
Attorney General-J. w. WILLIS, Ram
sey county.
r. r. Commissioned. T. LINDHOLM,
Washington county.
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MINNEAPOLIS News.

OFFICE-No. 6 Washington Averue, oppo-
site Nicollet house. Office hours from u H.
TO 10 O'Clock p. N.
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Ramsey County Democratic Ticket.
Register of Deeds-C. Il. LIENAU.
Treasurer-WM. E. BURTON.
County Attorney. j. EGAN.
Coroner-JAMES A. QUINN.
County rs-City-GEORGE
MITSCH, 2. r. L. HARDENBERGH.
County Commissioner-Coun
HINKEL.
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The Greenbackers.

WORCESTER, Oct. 16.-The greenbackers
met in conference at noon. Forty were
present. DIR. Arnold presided. He said if
the greenback party could maintain itself
for time it would educate the people to
understand what money is. 1t must keep
its organization out of the hands of mere
Office seekers. On motion of E. M. Boyn-
ton, committee to nominate state COM
mittee was appointed. Recess.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-10-17

YOUNG MEN.
The following symptoms, frequently met with
among young men, erB pTo luced by causes well
known to themselves: Loss ii Memory and Energy,
Eyes growing Weak, Eruptions on the Forehead,
ing rising in the morning. Loss of Appetite, Pal
pttation of the Heart Dependency, Timtdltyi
Brooding over the Past Apprehens1ons for the tu-
ture Aversion to Society, an Unnatural Preference
for Solitude, aud many others. Dr. Spinney would
say to the unfortunate sufferer who may read this
notice, that you treading on dangerous ground
when you longer de ny in seeking the proper RENE
dy for your complaint. You may be in the first
stage-remember you are approaching the last, and
the time must come when the most skillful physi-
clan can render you no assistance. In no case has
the doctor failed of success Then let not despair
work itself upon your imagination, but avail your
selves of the beneficial results of his treatment be
fore your case is beyond tho reach of medical skill,
or before grim Death huTries you to premature
grave.
NTDpLE-kGED ZEN.
There are 1nsuy OF the age Of thirty TO sixty who
are often troubled with too frequent eyacuaons or
the bladder often accompanied by slight smart
ing or burning sensation, and weakening OF me sys-
tenn in a manner the patient cannot account for.
ON examining the urinary deposits ropy sediment
will often be found, and sometimes small particles
of albumen will appear or the color be of thin.
m1lkish hue again changing to dark or torpid ap-
pesrence. There are many men who die of this
difficulty ignorant of the cause, which Is the second
stage of seminal weakness. The Doctor will guar
antee perfect cure in all such cases. and healthy
restoration of the genito-urnary organs. Pamphlet
with full particulars sent 1ee to any address. Cal
or address Dr. SPINNEY & CO., 10S Third stree
south, Minneapolis. Mimi leo
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DRUGS.
HnEETTN'g 11Hs1e's CORN
LIEBIGfS
win Cure

All kinds hard soft corns eallouses and buniors
causing no pain or soreness, dries instantly, win
no! so anything, and never fails to effect
frIGe 2oc; by mail, zoe. The genuine put up IN
yell0w wrappers and manufactured only by Jos. r.
Hofiin, druggist and dealer in all kinds of Patent
Varnishes, Brushes, etc. Minneapolis Mimi.
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MDDLF-kGED MEN.
THE ARCHIBALD BUSINESS COLLEGE


thorough make 1t
orpsoft
calls office Nxs.svs AsddIn hs.M lnapo
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WANT COLUMN

TOR SALE.A car load of good working
e horses aA mules will be sold at auction
to the highest bidder, Thursday, Oct. 18, at
p. M, at Farrington's yard, opposite the hay
market. Don't forget the time and place. We
must SELL VIM Sayers & Co. 290-91
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yETANTED-9 Cash Girls, 10 Bundle Boys,
w at Seas Exposition. Call this, Satur-
day morning. References required. 286
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WANTED-At once, 2 good feeders for four
w cylinder press. Tribune Co, Min
neapOIis 29n-91