Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-09-12
BRIGHT BITS.

IT L not right to make game OF man
out Of seasOn.-PicqyHne.
FRIENDSHIP Is said to be AKIN to love.
It's an awful achin', too, when she's pref
" and engaged.-BHriiBgt0R Free Press.
IONKERs gazette speaks Of walking
hats" We never saw bat walk al
though a bonnet has sometimes run away
with a weeks salary Boston Bulletin.
THE attention Of scientists is hereby
drawn 20 a very strange statement just
sworn 70 BY q gentleman from Chicago.
He says that none OF the young ladies Of
that city have little toes.-R0chesteT Post
ErDreSs.
THIS WORLD IS uugenerOus and sympa-
thetic By turn. Let a woman fall down
On the street and instantly dozen men
viii rush forward 10 pick her up, but just
let a man take tumble and they'll pass
him By with the remark. Drunk again;
Il serves him right. - T0Hkeys Gazette.
EXTREME OLD AGE: How is your
father coming on asked Colonel Percy
Yerger Of a darkey he used 10 own before
the war. 'He am dead" Dead IS be.
He must have reached an advanced age"
He did DAT. for fac. He was hbln' up
70 de berry day Oh his def '-IsIds SIT
lHgs.
YOU have been drinking again" said
wife 70 her husband. as he came into the
him from falling. Nothing to speak Of,
be replied. 4 just took thimbleful with
Brown on the way home y es,' re-
turned his wife, "a thimbleful. One Of
the Old-fashioned kind-with no top
PCst-ErDTeSS.
DO YOU return home sOOn:" inquired
a frost-bitten yacatiOnist Of a friend at
the summer hotel. Return home soon:
( Well. ! guess | do. ! haven't quite made
nd r. no
month Of August. / am going home TO
start up the furnace. kindle fire in the
crate. and have my winter OvercOat fixed
up."-HGrtfOrd Post
EMPEROR WILLIAM is said to have a
very extensive wardrobe, some Of the arti-
cles having been in his possession and
use twenty-five years. The EmperOr's
wife is very different from other women,
or else plaster Of Paris image vendors
never call with busts Of Napoleon and
Bismarck which they offer 10 exchange
for secondhand cl0thing.-N0rriSt0lrn
Herdld.
"OH, CHARLES, let US turn and 20 of
some other way; there is that bad man
following u.s. "WhO is the fellow, my
dean 2" "Why. that is the man who was
% near marrying me before ! met you. l
just hate him." BY JOVe. 50 do l.
s.YOu:'' ..Yaas.' You don't know him.
How can you hate him." He didn't
marry you. don't cher knaw, my love-
Tens Stftinqs.
EVEN in the making Of a viii, these lit
tie peculiarities will occasionally pre-
sent themselves: Il give and beQueath
70 my beloved wife Bridget the whole Of
my property without reserve; and 10 my
eldest son. Patrick, one. half Of the re-
mainder; and 10 Dennis. my youngest
son, the rest. If anything is left, it may
/ 20, together with the old cart without
/ wheels. to my sincere and affectiOnate
( friend. Terence Mccarthy. in sweet Ire
I land. Chambers Journal
/ KATHARINE BATES wants to know, in
a general way:
But how shall my song set free
From the shimmering cells Of my ocean pearl
The music that haunts the sea-
I If you care for our advice, Katharine, We
F say. don't do il. Not by no manner Of
/ means. II you have the music that haunts
/ the sea shut up in the shimmering cells
I Of an ocean pearl, you keep it there. Don't
I let it out for anything. You hold on to it
+ for a rise. And the rise will come, if
you're pretty bad sailor, about the time
/ YOU pass outside Of Sandy Hook. per-
/ son who has the music that haunts the
sea shut up in the shimmering cells Of an
ocean pearl owes a solemn duty 10 hui
manity to keep it there. 1t is awful mu-
SIC. W c heard II once when II was smut
Z up 10 a certain extent, in the shimmering
cells Of an after-state-rOOm, close over the
/ screw, and we never want to hear it
again. 1t was dreadful. And if katha-
rine has really any thought Of setting il
/ free. now that she has it shut up in SHIN
mering cells, the people who are thinking
7 Of going to Europe next summer ought to
/ form a syndicate and buy the pearl Of her.
( and then deposit 1t in a Newark bank,
I where nobody would ever see it again.
I L'0beJ H. Burdette.