Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1883-07-19

worthy of thorough test. If any plan
as easy and cheap as this will give us
smooth sound appples. by all means let
US have them.
GREAT things are not. accomplished
by idle dreams, but by years, OF patient
study.
Bob Ingersoll believes that there is a
Chicago, but doubts that there is aneth-
er place ike ii.
A man recently knocked down an ele-
phant, lion and rhinoceros. He was
an auctioneer.
Many men who occupy the front seat
in this world may occupy the fronts
heat in the next.
The preachers who write and commit
their sermons are the ones who practice
what they preach.
A California man choked himself to
death with tape measure. The corO-
nor's verdict vas that he died by inches.
A woman woke her husband during a
storm and said, Il do wish you would
stop snoring, for | want to hear it thun-
der
A Pittsburgh female physician says
Woman can understand woman" All
we've got to say is, il she can shes
mighty smart.
The single eyeglass is worn by the
dude. The theory is that he can see
with one eve much mere than he can
comprehend.
whisky" said the doctor, "hariens
Al nA
the example," but it softens the knees
wonderfully
Kansas had another cyclone Wednes-
day. At Holton three persons were
killed and fifteen injured. Many build
ings were blown down.
The Chinese authorities make GRIM
inal drunk before they cut his head off.
This is supposed to account for the great
prevalence of crime in China.
A housekeeper asks, what is the
simplest way TO keep the jelly from
meulding on top?" Shut small boy up
in the pantry for few minutes.
The President will require that nine
Cinnamon who were recently smuggled
into she United States through British
Columbia be sent out of the country.
Paterson, n. j., is to have a S250.000
public park if the authorities can man-
age to have it SO firmly bolted down
that none of the principal citizens can
steal it.
The man who wouldn't let his voice
fall for fear it would break was as bad
as the fellow who didn't like to turn out
his mustache fearing it wouldn't come
back again.
1t is said that the Cars crown is
worth about two million five hundred
thousand dollars. 1t is no wonder then
that he was anxious to have it placed IN
his posses sion.
Robbers blew out the entire front of
the bank building, in Franklin, n. Y, in
getting into the safe. Eight hundred
dollars in silver were secured. Two
families living near were gagged.
Geo. W. Gates, a conductor on the
Buffalo and Southwestern road, disobey-
ed orders, and in the collision which
followed paid the penalty with his life.
One of his brakemen WAS also killed.
An Irishman seeing dude emerge
from Delmonico'S one night, exclaimed
vi say N,CDillG uON Oub VI III JCL'
from under th' hat. Maybe ye think OF
can't see the legs of yez danglin down .
Johnnie" said his sister, you must
not commence Il quarrel; let the other
boy begin" WELL" exclaimed the lit
tie hero, ".ut if l wait for the other boy
to begin, Pm afraid there won't be any
tight"
A nervous old gentleman driven half
distracted by the cries of a fish vender
who was yelling "Porgiss! porgies!' be-
meath his window, thrust out his head
and Shouted: "if you'll sop your infer
nal noise I'll give you a job worth
money"
1t is an erroneous idea which many
farmers have that manure applied in
the hill, or directly beneath where a
plant is to grow, does more good than
the Same fertilizer spread broadcast and
well incorporated through the surface
soil