New-York tribune., 1883-11-04
danshtered to the Irish lion. The Puritan Democracy
will stay home IN 1894.

nanghtered 10 the IRISH hon. Ihe Puritan Democracy
viii stay home In 1894.
business man tells me the following; Mr. Edwin
Booth sitting In the thearebox presumably Mr..
IrVngs first performance. Enter % bin and fFie n
young man with nervous system, either onico
boy or editor both, and sayeth; SIR. Booth,
| believe Here IA cable dispatch from Mr. Ben
nett requestin nv you TO immadyately take on yer
Jacket an write the first notice Mr. Aryns payiR for
the mornins Hirfld" With suppressed feeling. my in
formant hears Mr. Booth TOOK hls seat after he hal
clined He probably observed the insensibi'y which
coud put him In such false 10 another by
declining accepting. For time the Insult ~ IL
said, was to be seen on hs vissge. This matter being
talked among some gentlemen, one sad: II no
had entered service they would have aftrward
called II, he would have been requested % repors
prize fight and IN the Of little while would
have been advertised one Of discharged Bobenl-
| ans
Why could not private water company do Wen in
New York, with water clerks stealing and new aguo-
ducts to be manipulated by candidates Cor the peniteR-
tary, and hardly any water service above the ground
floors Here ia the to make clear water from.
Right minded people win steer clear of parilsanshD
between opera managers vulgar % be picking ap
the quarTes of men who professionally quarrel I'm
cheney Is to be found in the maintenance of competition.
We are Justly criticised for letting an Old fayore 60
i
the better that Indifferent to the huckstcr Ia n.
Hero we are 20 vote next Tuesday lor eerk 10 keep
our records whose fees, not say steang.
will be the salary OF the President OF the United states
and al his Cabinet Turn the raseas Outi
Has any reform ever happened 10 Democratic SeF-
City that was administered by the pcBitentary
and the Impeachment and the District Attorney
Here It IL, the eternal stumbling I'm the way
Of the STATE in the way Of the Nation In the way of self
government and heaven-on-carth. Again the Demo
cratic party viii have 60.
To Grover Cleveland: Put mono but Americans on
guard to night and that not allowed 20 have
postage stamps IN my sleepy
Is the employment Of electricity Mr. Edison Of any
influence weather 2 Hitherto II was snocked
about and Wild. you know. Since 10 has been sub
tracted, 80 TO speak from the circumambient,
TO our dumb-bes more There is, may susgcst,
good deal Of paralysis around
Beware Of the ghastyaeed man. who looks a. n he lad
just got up the bed Of death, and sys you ooua
dentaly if barely able to arcuate: I'm sick; can't
you help ME 2" have met him IN three parts OF tho
city He belongs 10 the london Of professionals
called shallow cOves."
Also look out, when you send mt OF clothes 10 ss
district messenger boy viii bring you the bin and clothes
together and with him you his orders
are bring back the whole bin 0r tho parcel This
swindlng practice is almost
The polite habit omni)uscs getting between
car and passengers waiting for II and keeping ttwesn.
calls OF Inspector Wangs police drive TIE
omnibus 20 the police station.
Said the weary baseball editor who had been TIA
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windows and osted mp the extrce bulletu: day,
hope, they will shake mc mp to rper.HtHd the
stands or divide the smallpox fund among Lc lct5sz
sufferers, and then win retire wealthy
When fOur-cent Old man comes down % "a tV0-cens
standard he turns up his breeches walks up n" B1vey.
stops an astonshed gentleman ask him FOR .ht
cabbage cigar and interviews Mr.. Jcsse James 40 the
dime museum. Says he: I'm western journalist ard
don't you fergit it"