The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-02
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~ lsisr. Feaaasiea rise philosoPiss. eth.
see sfiaslsais y ls~fen
A,leasisa ]. called 20 shs Tact ihai 40
ssstaer prpphsi sra was sunssrsek.
Where shege u sansisols there must IL
iaeia
"A bofse sAitI 10 wcsssrn prisoa
osmplains utterly ihss lbe uhsplain u .
Psssi,siersn, shIie be sas rousli ap .
Methsadsss.
stagssi recaise "ABa-9 hs--
itm Yer 1rns " saa~r-- Class
laugh Professor ''Don', laugh. gentle
m+W 10 ~ y bsman
The eos, II sioppiag irsis u ears 's
saia - - inpB forty 70 sia,s esais, Whsn
tbs italia u stopped BY smother ,fsis ihe
est /, souirvissl inflated.
tsrsse digger Have you beard Why
tie Easlisb dude is Dot santed ~ Amefi.
car CiInns No, sbyf" q y; BE.
e,ass lhs Yankee aooi'Il do"
- eetialn merchant 10 van, 81 boy
lately displayed the following Suggestive
notioes '.Boy ~saied Who hss inliy rested
hlmssli. sad Is nos too Intellectual.
Dia yon ever noiies the warning
''paisi POSTED on door that You didn't
-, ihe matter si,h your finger 10 see u u
VS. Ia enongh 10 isks down the sien'
"A hald.lsassea man. .bo has heard
tAas tne bAirs 81 mans head are nom
l,4nd. waDfs 10 knoa Il there isn't some
place - here be can obtain The back nun
hers
Scotch minister John. John. ] am
afraid yon are % The brosd road. Inch.
= aied pssishioDer "weel, parson. "A FAR
a. I'm concerned the breadth is q that's
required"
-"Cau You change $40 gold pie,e7'
hc asked Az he gently placed the empty
eliss on the counter "ies. said the bar
tender. We'll. III go out and see II /
eau Cad one
i, Is said that n famous negro minstrel
who recently died 90, of an entirely new
Joke uiil, bis dying breath. II is pity
We could not hill the minsirels while they
are on The stage
4 Mes England physician says that i
every family would keep bor OF mustard
10 the house, one half the doctors would
rarye Wcsuggest that every family Keep
tao boxes 10 the house
"A Kansas temperance orator got up on
~ empty barred 70 make aspeech, aud the
hGad fell to. The crowd couldn't resist
the temptation. aud rolled him down hill
before he could crawl ont.
In Newport bondoir; "oh, he is
such charming gentleman. Aud be did
no, make his money 10 Vulgar trade eth
er No indeed He owns a bank, for I've
head people who knew him speak OF it
II is 10 a Western city named Faro"
-'Lph heah, Thomas Jefferson, dis
hsah's nice time for you 10 he gittin'
homel" growlel Aunt Polly. as her boy
came 10 long alter midnight. "Oh long
retorted Thomas '.Yo' don't know muffin.
Habn't 20 neb,r heard dat de darkey
hour is jus betoah day."
"Mainmony, gave out the examiner,
and the yonngsier spelled it. "Wbst
does il mean7 was then a, ked. ~ don I
know. sir, bnt mother will give you soma.
ow soY" asked the pcrplened examiner.
"Why. heard her toll Aunt sac that she
had 90, more than she wanted Of it, said
the innocent pupil
There Is q singing tree IN Australia.
the touch Of the leaves OF which drives
strong man into COMMISSIONS OF agony, and
makes him roll on the ground and howl
ior hours That tree should be Introduced
into America II would be Just the thing
for hedge around watermelon patch.
An oil lady who docs not believe 10
this co education Of the sexes was rejoiced
10 find the other day that though the girls
aud boys IN . large seminary seemed TO BIZ
playing some sort OF a game together the
school authorities had wisely hung long
net between them.
An English country parscn setting
before his hearers glowing picture OF
heavenly delights wound up with There
shall be my beloved brethren all singing
at the same time aud 10 different keys
This would seem 10 indicate that there
will he Congregational singing in heaven
Ten years ago two loving hearts were
separated ly little quarrel owing to the
miscarriage Of an explanatory letter. H.
went West and married: she stayed East
aud married. anil nov both are once NOR.
free IL has eigh, children aud the isun.
dice aud she seven aud the dyspepsia. and
neither has any idea OF ever marrying
again. Truth may be stranger than fc-
ticu. but il is not so romantic.
Mr. fil.ikins. 10 wish you would
give up lhAl ahoaauab!e habit OF punning
said The good lady to her old man at the
table ,hi, morning You don'i like pun
ming. ny deafs'' said old d. 10 q tone oil
safpris. "iaa know very well that ]
doat IA rather have hedgehog ia the
house THAI punster II see. . said the
incorrigible brate. Hedgehog. eh, HIN
-bos Al. yes Its for pork you.pine.
And he slipped nader his end Of the table,
bat 40, IN time 10 dodge the missile.
-'slts very bright papcr. said Mrs.
Jones, ba, nv husband dos. no, like M
10 Rad II LIS No fall Of naughty ~iiii
ois,ns. he says That is just what M,
husband says. said Mrs Smith, bat h.