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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
shaken viii Conyujniye Trcmors.

Then parched with fever, then wel-nigh dissolved
in clammy sweat. Is not the repetition Of such
course of horrors every few days enough to WRECK
the strongest constitution? Undoubtedly. Even
when sufferers from fever and ague and bilious re.
mittent succeed in overcoming these diseases, II
takes long to repair their ravages. That popular and
effective remedy for the malaral pest and its stand
ard preventive, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, no:
only eradicates 1t, but builds up system and
enfeebed by its periodical attacks. Nor is there
surer safeguard against minsmntic diseases thar
this genial regulator and tonic. For disorders OF
the stomach, liver and bowels, organs rule hurt
fully affected by impure water and unGccustomed
diet, 1t is speedy and thorough OF relief. II
is equally to be depended upon by invalids who re-
sort to 1t for its inyigoratinR effects and to remedy
dyspepsia, rheumatic and kidney troubles. 1t i'm.
proves appetite as we'll as the ability to crafty il
without subsequent discomfort.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
More Ingenious Than Gallant.

Two or three bellies while walking out
the other day came to ditch near the
railroad grade at Montclair which they
did not know how to get over. Seeing
young man coming along the road,
they appealed to him for help, where
upon he pointed behind them with a
startled air and yelled out, snakes!"
The way those girls crossed that ditch
was sight to behold, and the young
man lives.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
The Southern Dude.

Washington Letter to the Boston Traveller
There is nothing " in heaven above
or on the earth beneath" like the
southern dude. He occupies niche in
humanity all by himself, and he would
not deign to look down upon Ills north
ern brother. The southern dude is a
study. / saw one at the National Hotel
the other evening, and he made me feel
very tired. He was tall, dark com
plexioned, tender young thing, on whose
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

A NEW DErAnTuRE.-One good result of the
hard times is an article in proprietary medi-
equivalent for his money. The rule of this
class of medicines is from 10 to as doses for 81,
the best only reaching 40. Messrs. Hood &
Co. take new departure, and in Hoods Sar-
saparilla they give 100 doses for 81. These
facts deserve the consideration Of the sick, also
tho well, for they are liable to be sick.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
The Hon. BiIIa Flint,

Life senator OF the Dominion parlia-
ment, Belleville, Ontario, Canada, writes;
+" 1 tried st. Jacobs Oil for ague in my
face and tooth-ache. It acted like a
charm. A few times rubbing with ii
took away all soreness and pain; far bet
ter than having them drawn at the age
of seventy. seven"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

POLITICIANS are sure of nothing. The
man who is the dark horse to-day may
be the braying mule tomorrow, aud
next day he may be nothing at all but
disappointed donkey.-Det. FREQ Press.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
A REMARKABLY we'll. executed fiye-dc

A REMARKABLY we'll. executed fve-dol-
lar gold piece, which actually contained
S4.63 worth Of gold, was stopped in the
Boston sub.treasury few days ago. 1t
is said to have been so well executed as
to place experts at variance aud to make
it difficult question to determine
whether it was made from die or by
superior casting.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
Brisht's Disease.

-Four years ago commenced taking Hoods sarsapa-
rila for kidney complaint. after enduring painful op.
preston in back. My considered hopeless,
passed blood Two bottles of Hoods Sarsaparlla
cured me, and am now we'll. am farmer. and am
again able to do ali kinds of hard work-A. FELTON,,
runhridge. Vt.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

John Kuhn, Of Lafayette. Ind. had very es
cape from DEATH This is his story "One year age
was in the last stages of Consumption. Our best
physicians my up. finally got low that
our doctor said could not live twentyfour hours My
friends then purchased for bottle of DIR. wm
Halls Balsam for the Lungs. l am now in perfect
health. haYInx used no other medicinal
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression Of spir-
also as a preventive against feTer and aguo and
other intermittant feyers, the g Ferro- Phospho-
rated Elixir Of Calisaya," made by Caswell
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all drug
gists, is the best tonic; and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness it has no equal
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

WHEN Hamlet said: "But I have
that within which passeth show" it is
believed that he had in his pocket q
complimentary ticket to the circus.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
Nenry's Carbolic SaIvc.

The Best save in the world for Cuts Bruises. Sores,
Ulcers, Salt Rheum letter Chapped Hands, Chblains,
Corns and all Kinds of Skin Eruptions ETC. Get Hem
rys Carbolic Saive, nil others but mutations
Price cents
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

Great oppression of natural strength bodily DISTRESS
constant pain inability to work with loss OF time,
| accompany kidney complaints If ever there was a
specific medicine. Hoods Sarsaparilla such for
oatarrh of the kidneys. which many regard early
admopition of
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

A WESTERN editor has arrived at the
conclusion that it is only safe to keep q
man after he has been dead two years. =
N. Y, Com,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

BALTIMORE, MD.--Dr. Irwin II. Elderidge,
says: 81 would recommend trial of Browns
Iron Bitters in all cases of anaemic debility or
when u tonic or appetizer is Indicated
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
AStnnishlno A ResnIfA.

Homer and Plato both said of tho ancient
Egyptians that they were o nation OF physi-
clans, yet history has no record of the discovery
by them of any such peerless compound as
Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters, which is the best
remedy extant for Dyspepsia, sick Headache,
Loss of Appetite, and general depression of the
mind and system. One bottle shows astonish-
ing results. All genuine bear the signature Of
j. p. Allen, st. Paul, Mimi.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

1T is when a woman tries to whistle
that the great glory of her mouth is
seen without being very much heard.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

WELLS "RoUaH ON CoRNs."-15c.. Ask for
it. Complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

OwENToN, KY.-Dr. I. F. Mundy, says: "I
have found Browns Iron Bitters one of
the best tonics and prescribe it frequently"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

THAT husband OF mine is three times the
man he was before he began using Wells
Health Renewer
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
FEARFUL RESULTS.

THE most comfortable boot in town is that
with Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

NERVOUSNESS, debility and exhausted vitality
cured by using Browns Iron Bitters.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
"A Happy WIG.

Dyspepsia and sick headache do not return
to those who have used Great German Hop
Bitters
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
Per.OnaI!-.Eo MON Only

CoNNEoT1cUr girls smoke their cigar
cites on the street.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
nyslr,leEnsia.

Look Well 10 the Namc.
The only genuine German Hop Bitters hav
the word German" blown in tho bottle.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

STICKING, irritation, Inflammation, all Kid
ney and Urinary Complaints, cured by " Bnchu-
Paiba," 81,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

The Peculiar Old Mystery! %
Itwas Of the pecuares of the old fashioned they
would tell patients what they prescribing for them They said
would do the good and that would only be
flying foolish curiosity In order keep patients from knowing they
would the prescriptions that most patients could
read them
digest WE'LL Or he has troublesome liver which he Wnb
put rights So he takes Browns Iron Bers about which there
ALL This the best OF the world,
bnaon with gentle yet efficient strength builds
enebed systems eniche impoverished blood 1t feminine
weaknesses debility 1t what want and druggist
hasit
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

Dos'T dib in the house. ..Rough on Rats" !"
Clears out ratss mice, flies, reaches, bed-bugs.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
HOODS sarsnpnrill
Rcmarkablc Escape.

Sold by Druggists. 81; six for s5. Prepared only BY
q. ]. HOOD CO., Apothecaries, Lowell Mass.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

"Hy dear husband, never slept 20 sound ly
as l do now, after using German Hop Bitters.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23
Low ELY
COMPLEXloNS
POSSIBLE TO ALL.

What Nature deniestOmany
Art secures to all. Hagan's
Magnolia Balm dispels every
blemish, OyercOmes RedneSs,
Freckles, SallowDess, Rough
ness. Tan, EruptiOns and
Blotclies, and removes all evil
dences Of heat and excite
ment. The Magnolia Balm
inparts the most delicate and
natural c0mplexi0nal tints
no detection being possible to
the closest observation.
Under these circumstances
q faulty Complexion is little
short of a crime. Magnolia
Balm sold everywhere. Costs
only 75 cents, with full di-
rectiOns.
3 = --5fi' e
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

Gee A WEEK in your own town. Terms and SIS outa
OOO free. Address H. HALLRTT & 90 Port land. Me |
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

Mr.. Fl. J. DEAh, Of Charleston, Mo.
has 100 acres in catalpas, years old,
6x4 feet apart. They are from Six to
twelve feet high and from one to three
inches in diameter. At 10 years of age
these trees will make three posts each,
and the posts will last forever. He
knows catalpa posts in his county 70
years old. He has three miles of fenc.
ing, all the posts of catalpa, Is years
old, and last year he had to move a por.
tion of the fencing and found the posts
as sound as the day they were pnt in the
grourd. He plants cuttings or limbs
about eight inches long cut from the
older trees, and puts them about four
inches in the ground.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-08-23

~I6N IL For Business at the Oldest & Best
Commercial College, Circular free.
SNLLCNLNAd Address c. BAYLiEs, Dubuque, la
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
A JaWbreaker.

An officer of the Welsh steam. r
Gwalia says that new vessel of that
line, to be built at Sunderland, has the
name Of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
"Where did you find that name2"
"It's pure Welsh" he said. "Have
you never heard of the En2lishman's
perfect cure for lockjaw? Here it is
printed"
He handed the reporter the follow
ing card:
"Is your father at home? p asked an
Englishman of Welsh boy whom he
met on the Great Orme's Head, Liam
duduo. mo, sir; he's gone to work at
Llansant-ffraid-glan Conwy.' is your
mother in, then?' She's gone to the
fair at Llanfhangedtreier-befrd
Dear me, but where is your sister p
MY sister has gone to school at Liam
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS s.
anttyogogogoch.' Good gracious T
exclaimed the Englishman, Il must go
and take smile"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
A Fable for the Brave.

A fly, observing one day sheep run
ming with great rapidity from forest,
inquired:
"What is the matter, my friend?"
"Matter enough" painted the sheep.
Dear fly, in yonder wood there is a
lion p'
"Really? and what of that?" re-
turned the fly. "Surely you are not
afraid of lion ?"
"And do you indeed not fear him ?"
gasped the sheep.
Certainly not; to prove it L will
myself enter the wood"
The fly hurried away, and returning
after some time, continued:
"You are right, my friend, lie is
there; but really there is no occasion
for fear. I conversed with him for
some minutes, and 1 even hatter N.Y.
self that it was / who annoyed him.
Pray, do not be so very timid ?"
At this moment spider, who had
completed her web near by, appeared
suddenly on the scene. The fly turned
pale, and, without warning. tainted
quite away. The spider, Selling. him,
bore him into her web, whence he
never reappeared.
"Alas my FRIEND" sigh ed the
sheep, as he went on his way. it is
not so much what you are afraid of as
it is the being afraid y
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
Disanpearance of Diseases.

We have all been surprised, says the
Youths Companion, that malarial fever,
after having disappeared from New
England for nearly two centuries,
should return again to it with its old
time vigor. Formerly leprosy was
known to us mainly through the Bible;
now 1t is not a stranger even to our
own land.
At the present day gout is a COM
mon disease only in England. 1t was
once common throughout Europe; and
the skeletons dug from the ashes of
Pompeii show that the Romans were
familiar with it's torments.
Few persons away from our larger
seaports ever saw case of typhus
fever; but once its deadly ravages were
not by any means rare among us.
Diphtheria seems to us a new disease;
but the most ancient medical writers
describe it in terms exactly applicable
to it now.
Among the modern Turks is a deadly
disease that begins with fever,
followed soon by profuse sweating
and complete prostration, often result
ing in death within a few hours. In
the beginning of the sixteenth century
this same disease prevailed in England
five or six times, carrying off over thirty
thousand victims. Queen Anne Boleyn
was attacked by it, but recovered to
fall by the ax. Cardinal Wolsey had
four attacks Of it. Henry VIII. shifted
his court from place to place to escape
it. 1t was then largely limited to Eng,
lanu, and was known abroad as "The
English Sweat" That there was "A
cause for it is plain from the manner
in which Erasmus wrote to Wolsey:
"Chambers built in such way as to
admit of no ventilation, floors laid with
white clay, and covered rushes, OCCASION
ally removed, but so imperfectly that
the bottom layer is left undisturbed
sometimes for twenty years, harboring
eXpCctorations, vomitings, ale-drop-
pings, scraps of fish, and other abomi-
nations not fit to be mentioned"
The Boston Medical and Surgical
Journal adds: "The narrow streets
were the receptacles for all garbage.
while the surface-sewers slowly rolled
their contents toward an already pol
luted river" Here were the sources
of this disease; but cleanliness and
better habits of living have caused its
disappearance.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22

also especially particular with their
feet, and wash them every night before
retiring.
"Mott street is q wicked place.,
said Mr. Wong, in bidding his guest
goodbye. at is the headquarters of
the Chinese and they flock to it when
ever they get a chance; but when they
come TO it they are met by band of
gamblers, and even worse people, who
cause them TO part with all their saw
ings in no time. There is no use APP
pointing a Chinese policeman, as
has been proposed. No Chinaman
would take the post, and If one
should he would be killed, so jeal-
Gus would the others be. But there
ought TO be in Mott street some China
man secretly paid to help the police in
Kidding the colony Of those who prey
upon it."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
SELECT SIFTINGS.

Houe.hesh pie Is o well-kr6own dish
in Paris. Those who partake of it say
It is q p alatable dish.
In England it is the custom for the
queen to send three pounds sterling
($1452) to the mothers Of British
triplets.
When travelling on. n railroad It is
said that lying with che head toward
the engine will sometimes remove a
headache.
Some idea Of the national enthusiasm
for baseball may be gathered from the
statement that in a single Michigan
factory $4,000 feet of ash, $4,000 feet
of Eastwood and $4,000 feet of cherry
are used.
The Chinese think that white men
wear red clothes have red hair and
blue eyes sunk in the head, or vertical
or at the back fatigue themselves on
every occasion needlessly, and have
the restless curiosity of monkeys.
In the philosophical Transactions "
for 1855 Mr.. II. Bakers, +. II. s., de.
scribes the extraordinary case of Ed
ward Lambert, whose skin. with the
exception of the inside of his hands
and feet-soles, head and face, was COW
cred with excrescences of a wart-like
nature and cylindrical in form. rising
to the eight of about an inch and
growing close together at their bases,
stiff, but elastic and rustling when
touched, which were shed and renewed
at intervals more or less regularly in
the autumn or winter. New eX-
crescences of paler color then grew
up and supplanted the old ones which
fell OFF. The mans health was gener-
ally good. Still more extraordinary is
the statement, made on such seemingly
excellent authority, that each of Lam
berts six children had a skin covered
in the same way, although at the time
Mr.. Bakers wrote only one was living.
who was publicly exhibited with his
father
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
An Emneror,s Dilemma.

The emperor of China, young as he
is, has already to ma,nta n some seven
ty women on his establ' shment in vari-
Gus capacities, and, like any other gentle
man who has ladies under his protec-
tion, the duty devolves on him of
clothing them. Tbs would be a COM
paratively easy task were the fair ones
OF reasonable turn of mind. But,
unhappily for the brother of the sun
and the moon, their extravaganza is
pronounced to be beyond ali bounds.
Two hundred and fifty thousand thaels,
which is more than one-half the land
tax of the empire, were expended last
yoac in silk, satin, gauze, velvet, rel
and gilt papers, and pearls. 1t is said
that enc dress, which is in pos session
of an empress, was covered last year
with seed pearls worked in so peculiar
ia hion as to have cost a fabulous
sum. With respect to this robe there
are great scorchingS of heart. The
empire IS is aged, though the dress is
new. If she die, according to custom
it must lie burnel, supposing it to be
in her possession at the time of her
death. She refuses t. part with it,,
and the idea of this wastefulness,
coupled with the necessary great ex-
penditure in the coming year, troubles
the owner Of the vermilion pencil ex-
ceedingly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
A Singular Circumstance.

The recent death of Mrs. Catharine
Moor and Miss Lucky Lakenan in
Louisville, at almost the same instant,
was a singular circumstance, consider
ing their intimacy for many years.
They were such devoted and INSOFAR
able friends that it was commonly
taken for granted by those who did
not know them but saw them con-
stantly together, that they were mother
and daughter. They were taken i'll ut
the same time, each in her own house.
At 8 o'clock in the morning Miss
Lakenan came out of the stupor in
which she had been lying, and saying +:
Mrs. Moore is dead and am going
too" sank into Inconsistencies again,
and in few moments was dead. Her
conviction that her friend had died
was remarkable, for there had been no
communication between the families
for several days.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22

Dr. S. A. Iattiniore, at his residence on
Prince street. Dr. baltimore, although
busily engaged upon some matters con-
nected with the State board OF health, of
which he is ono OF the analysts, courteously
answered the questions thatwere propounded
him:
"Did you make chemical analysis of the
case Of Mr.. II. II. Warner some three years
ago. doctorp'
Yes, eir.h
"What did this analysis show your"
"The presence of nlbumen and tube casts
in greatabundancs."
"And what did the symptoms indicated"
"a seIioss disease of the kidneys"
did you think Mr.. Warner could re-
cover2"
"No sir. Id'd not think IL 10 sible. Il
was seldom, indeed, that 40 pronounced q
case had, up 10 that time, over been cured" +"
" Do You know anything about the remedy
which culel him"
eyes,, have chemically analysed it and
upon ctiical examination find IL entirely
free from any TO sonous or deleter,ous sub
stauCes."
We publish the foregoing statements in
view of the ,mmotion which the publicity
of DIR. Henion's article haS caused and 10
meet the protesiations which have been
made. Tie standing of DIR. Henion, Mr..
Warner and DIR. baltimore in the community
is beyond question and the statements they
make cannot for a moment te doubted.
They conclusively show that Bight's disease
of the kidneys is one OF the most deceptive
and dangerous of all diseases, that il is ex-
ceedingly common. alarmingly increasing
and that it can be cured.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
what lie Thought of the Gorges.

"What do you think of the noun
tain gorges, Mr. Spicer?" asked Miss
Ladybird Of her neighbOr at the hotel
table. "Well," said the other thought
fully, as he looked about him, 81 think
that old anaconda at the head of the
table has gorged himself about up to
his collar button. One plate more of
pudding will keep that unwholesome
child opposite up all night with the
collie and give the country doctor a job.
The way that Dutch built doWager is
loading up must increase the hopes of
her heirs amazingly, and if that red
faced man does not cut his throat eat
ing with his knife he viii probably die
Of apoplexy before the evening train
gets n, "-Boston Bulletin
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22

An old butcher way out in Missouri,
With neuralgia he suffered like fury,
st. Jacobs Oil banished
The pain which all vanished
And prevented a coroner's jury.
A cranky old man named Blake,
Says st. Jacobs Oil "takes the cake.
He gave it one test,
And says its the best
Cure in the worll for backache.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22

r. V. PIERCE, NJ. D., Buffalo, N. Y: Dear
Sir-Twenty years ago was shipwrecked on
tho Atlantic ocean, aud the cold and ex-
osure caused n large abscess TO form on
each leg, which kept continually discharging,
Aftar spending hundreds OF dollars, with no
benefit, tried your Golden Medical Dis
covery" and now. in less than three months
after taking the first bottle, i am thankful TO
say am completely cured and for the first
time in ten years can put my left heel to the
ground | am yours, WILLIAM RYDER, 81
JalFerson Street Buffalo N. Y
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
TuERE are no old maids in Hindostan

For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION depression of spir
its and general debility in their various forms
also as a preventive against fever and ague and
otheri intermittent fevers, the ''Ferro-Phosphor.
ated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswel
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all Drug
gists, is the best tonic and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sclxness il has no equal
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-22
A Remarkable Tribute.

Sidney ourchundro. of Plttsburg. Pa, writes:
I'll have used DIR. VIM Halls Balsam for the
Lungs many years with the most gratifying results.
The relieving influence of Halls Balsam Is wonder
ful. The pain and rack of the body. incidental to
tight cough soon disappear by the use of spoonful
according to directions Ny wife always sends for
Halls Balsam instead Of physician"