South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-11-30
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sis;c: thai i co: id not he high, because
ii''at every night Il. rursc's chair.
NJ. r,c'.'inS much help, she wen: over
(! he ':indow, and looking up at the
lr.L: sky, said softly: .Dooa .nornin'.
dear Dol? fse 'i;gL,cl to sec YOU
say, Brown, tha; dog walking ON |
:trec legs must be goo,' ~ m.t:,c,na,.
les. 'Now so!' why. just see how
naturally lie puts down three snL cay
ics one.
Ia, saia lis reverence, I s!:;;li be
very busy this afternoor, aud il anyone
calls TO rot wish to be dis,u,byh.'-
All right, sor, will tell them Won re not
I'M? Ma, Pat, that wou!d be l:e.'-
An phwatn l say, yer rvcrcacc:' o.
just pu. them off with en- cva.;,c an.
swar. 1t supper time Pat W.. asked
II anycm: had called. .Fa:x, there d;A.'
And what did you tell Him { said III,
priest. 'SAurc, an | give HIN Al cva-
sivc answer. How was tina, Z qucri ad
his reverence. lie nx.I me was yer
honor III Hn' l SCI 10 him, SCI 7. was
Yer gran. IN o;Eer Il Lo1.-ow,'
In sptcc.i daring the r:cent .nuac;-
pal campaign in BaItimo:,, the Hon. S.
). Coy, af Kew Yn-k, tod the following
joke as given him by Co. Robert G. In
sersoil. Nr. Cox said: 4 met lim
(IngcIso") i'll Washington jas. before
wsnt on. 20 OEio end asked him for :.
good joke 10 tell on The stunir. He gay,
ne one. 1t was rs follows: a co.orc,!
man employed in The Riggs IIcuse, in
Washington, approached The Colonel orc
ino1uin, AID told him he had ! t,rca n
tic night before Colonel Ingerso.! asl;-
cd Linn what it was. lie said he ,;rea.c
CO Tat lie died and went to he'll We'll.
did you see any Grccnbackcrs there :
asked the Colonel. Only few Did
you see any Democrats = Yes, right
smart Of EN- 'Wero there any co!o.cd
men 2 Yes, sah.' And we're there ma
ny Republicans there ? .Umlh, my
mas<l; hell was full Of en-. What
were the Republicans doing 2 They
were holding &c co!orsd men he:wixt
DENSE Ives and &c fire.
My son. asked Sunday school ita- |
cher, what dc you kLow Of the provcib |
rega:ains people who reside in glass
houses : 4 don't know no,hin', vas |
tie Response. about the provcr!', hut |
know that people who liv. III glass nous
ea orient 10 lay shed in thc morning un
loss they pull down the blinds
Il EEG HoyR PAnrJH.'-A cifi! "ord |
is the cheapest thing in tho wori,, and
yct it is taing which the young and
happy rarely give to their interiors. See
the effc,t Of c;vili:y on rough i:llc
street boy:
The otLer evening", a yo@n, lady alb
rnrLly turned the corner, an,. very rud,
~ ran against q boy who :sas small and
ragged and f:ccklcd. Stopping as coon
as she could, she turned TO him end said
4 beg your pardon indeed, I am ve-
ry sorry.
Tho small, ragged and frccIiled boy |
looked up i'll bank amazement for an in
slant; thcD, taking off about three
tourths of cap, lie bowed very low,
smiled until his face became lost in the |
smile, and answered:
You can have my parding, md wei !
come, Miss, and you may run agin mo |
and knock me clean down an l wont |
say word
After the young lady passed or. he
turned TO Il comradc and said half apol- |
oget!cally: 4 never had anyone ask my
pnrding. Ind it k nd O took me off my
feet
JERRY GKEE%ING's SAYISos.--'Hories !
nowadays. seems { be simply plGces
"har III braLs hcv their own way bout
eV ryth'ng, ali whar married men GO
when tEcy can't End no other place l.
set round in
'Ei time is money, ;hcy's good ma.
ny people has move money than they
xknow wha. I TO do with, reck on
Il claim it's sbek nonsensa fer a man
- y teach his servants L lie ~ ,,xb, an,
then blsns 'em Wien they lie for their.
selves
Cigar i'll mouth an silk ,lur bat
don't alters make H. gcnli'pau; skunks
bias fine fur
'Toachin' that there's n wov :. .o,,o