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Ulmer's Liver Corrector, a purely vege-
table preparation, was awarded silver
medal and diploma for the best liver medi-
cinQ-Adr
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Index to New Advertisements

The AloRNING NEWS is for sale at Bren
tano's. Union Square, New York.
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THREE BUILDING LOTS AT AUCTION.
KENNEDY s. BLUM, AuctiOneers and
Real Estate Dealers.
Will be sold before the Court House the FIRST
TUESDAY IN MARCH NEXT.
LOTS /, , and 3, situated on the southwest
corner of Lincoln and Gwinnett streets. Size
of each lot SO feet inches. Will be sold sep
arately or together.
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Suits to Order-Devnn 8 Co., New York.
Samples shown and measure taken by
LaFar.-AdB.
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FIRST VOLUNTEERS RECT OF g.


SAVANNAH, Feb. 19, 1888.
General order No. ). =.
The regiment will parade on Thursday,
the 22d inst, to celebrate WashingtOn's
birthday. The line will be formed on
South Broad street the right resting near
Whitaker street, at $3.50 O'Clock p. m.
precisely.
III. The colors of the Irish Jasper Greens
will be used as regimental cOlOrs, that
company being detailed as color escort.
They will be received with the usual
hOnOrs.
III. The field and staff will parade
mounted, and will assemble at 800 O'clock
p. m, on South Broad and Whitaker
streets.
", The Quartermaster Of the regiment
will, upon the proper requisitiOn, furnish
each company with three 49, rounds of
blank cartridges, to fire salute in honor
of the day.
V. The Colonel commanding expresses
the hope that the companies will present
full ranks, thereby evincIng the love and
esteem in which they hold the memory of
the great soldier, and greater man, whose
name and fame re all should delight to
honor,
BY order
CLIFFORD W. ANDERSON,
Colonel Commanding,
ROBERT G.. GAILLARD,
First Lieutenant and Adjutant.
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Marshall House.

Knox SILK and Derby Hats,
All the leading styles, at LaFar's. --Adu.
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Appel Bros, Clothiers, 1853 Congress
street,-AdU.
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New Fancy Half Hose,
SILK and Lisle Thread. LaFar's.-Adr,
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Latest Hats at Appel Bros, Clothiers
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New Scarfs, Collars and Cuffs,
And Celluloid Goods, at LaFar's.-Adu.
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Notice.

Neither the Master nor the Agents of the
British bark Emma MARI will be response
bic for any debts contracted by the crew.
WILDER & CO., Agents.
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Gloves, Fancy Handkerchiefs, Opera
Glasses,
And Fancy Perfumery, at LaFar's.-Adc.
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LaFar's Diamon hirt, 81.
Wamsuta Body, 2,100 LaFar's.-
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At rstill,.. a Hull street.

Savannah Daily Morning News, Savan-
nah Weekly News (Sesqui edition), Dis
cussions in Current Science mo. Al Hum
boldt Library, Leslie's Popular Monthly
for March, Harper's Monthly for
March, Demorests Monthly for March,
London News, Atlantic Monthly for
March, The Georgia Major No. l, vol. J,
New York Herald, w orld, Times, Tribune,
Sun, Philadelphia Times, Baltimore sun,
Cincinnati Enquirer, Chicago Tribune,
Atlanta and Charleston dailies and jack
sonvlle Times Union.-AdU.
Military Gloves and Gauatlets,
All sizes and varieties, at LaFar's.-Adr.
Wool SUITS for SO at Appel Bros.-AdU.
Fine line of neckwear at E. Heidts, 1S9
Congress st.-AdU.
Medicated Underwear,
All sizes, red or white, at LaFars.-AdU.
LaFar's Fine Dress Shirts,
Long bosoms, for low vests.-Adc.
Important to Mothers.
MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP is
the only thing that mothers can rely upon
for their children. 1t cOrrects acidity of
the stomach, cures wind collie, regulates
the bowels, and gives rest, health and
comfort to mother and child. During the
process of teething its value is incalcula-
Bile. 1t sOftens the gums, reduces infiam-
nation and allays pain, thereby giving
rest to the child and comfort to the mother.
% cents bottle.-AdU.
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Military Gloves and Gauntlets, 2
All sizes and varieties, at LaFar's.-Ad
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Hundreds of distinguished citizens in
dnrse ulmer,s Liver COrrector.-Adr.
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The PeepIe's Worldwide Verdict:
Burnett's Cocaine has been sold in
every civilized country, and the public
have rendered the verdict that it is the
Durest and best Hair Dressipqtn the arOrld.
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Selling of winter goods at greatly re-
duced prices, z. Heidi, 139 Congress st.
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Latest styles of hats at E. Heidt's, ISf
Congress st.-Adr.
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are invariably acknowledged the cheapest
and the best.
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Overcoats closing out at very low prices
4. Heidi, 139 Congress st.-AdU.
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Children's Suits. Where? At Appe
Bros.-Adu.
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WATERPROOF Coats, Umbrellas,
Boots and Leggins, at LaFar's.-AdU.
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overeoats at Appel Bros, 1853 Congress
street-Adr
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AfePffftna.
Georgia Chapter No. 8, r. A. M.


Georgia Chapter No. 3, II. A. VI.
An extra convocation Of the above n
Chapter will be held THIS Tues ~
day. EVENING, February 20, 1888, -
at 8 O'Clock. -
r. and A. degree will be conferred.
BY order of I. ). WAYNE, III. L.
P. III. WARD. Secretary.
Savannah Lodge No. 1,153, X. of H.
A Regular meeting of this Lodge viii be
held at their Hall, THIS EVENING, at 8
O'Clock.
Visiting brethren are cordially invited to
attend.
II. w. DENNIS, Dictator.
L. W. LANDEBsHINE, Reporter.
Excelsior Lodge No. s, X. of p.
A regular meeting of this Lodge will be'heId
THIS Tuesday EVENING, at O'Clock.
Members of sister lodges cordially invited
r. 4. HARMON, c. c.
E. g. CABANIss, X. of r. and S.
The Chatham Mutual Loan Association
The thirteenth regular monthly meeting of
Series B, will be held at Metropolitan Hall
THIS Tuesday EVENING. at O'Clock
FEBRUARY 20, 1888.
r. ID. GUERARD,
President
WIN. ID. HARDEN, Secretary.
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Washineton,s RirthdaX.

This memorable anniversary will be nit
tingly observed IN Savannah on Thursday
by the FaFieqs military and civic socie-
ties with appropriate ceremonies. The
Georgia Hussars will parade in full uni
form at 10 o'clock a. M, and at $3.50 in
the afternoon the regiment will turn out
ia accordance with the following order:
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Important to Nothers.

LaFar's Fine Dress Shirts,
Long bosoms, for low vests.-Adc.
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Cheap Clothing. where' At Appel Bros.
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Pants at Appel Bro

Nobby Clothing. Where? At Appel Bros.
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Medicated Underwear,
All sizes, red or white, at LaFars .-Adu.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-06-24
THE DALLAS HERALD SUNDAY MOaNINe JUMP a. 1883,

ss an ample supply Of water, A friend
predicts that II will not be ten years before
the chief assaults OF the eastern press on
the corrupt aud lavish expenditures for IN
ternal improvements will no longer be d.
rected toward rivers and hsrbors, but that
il will hinge upon a more or less compie,
hensiye scheme for the preservation OF
water. the means Of its distribution, the
construction OF reservoirs. and the recovery
OF lost rivers with expensive plans OF Tor
estry; ali of which my friend declares con
gress will be considering, and the country
east of the Mississippi opposing. The PEG.
pie here aver that one half OF this vast
mountain lakeland, which within the
boundry OF the United States may be
roughly estimated at one thousand miles
north and south. and the same distance
east and west, and, by the careful reolama-
ton and preservation OF the water to be
found within il, be made entirely useful
for agricultural and pastoral purposes.
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New Hotel.

The erection Of hotel is one OF the lead.
ing enterprises that is at present being
discussed in ouict wa,
Colonel James II. Simpson, ibe
agent and attorney for the Anglo. A meric,n
Land and Claim association, has In h,s
hands funds Ut the association, which he ia
Authorized TO invest, should no deem IL ad.
ylsable, IN this way, though the association.
In order TO make II more Of n home ins,,tu.
ton, will form combination with some
citizen or citizens OF Dallas II is TO ccst
from $4,000 to $1,000, aud Vt this sum the
,,ss.,n should satisfactory arrange
In some $60,oO. Toe object
In getting outside capital IL done to make
as much Dallas enterprise us possible
A meeting OF a number VI prominent
men was held Friday night which ad.
journed over to meet at SOME date TO bc
liked on, when Il Is expected he other nee.
cssary stock will be subscribed
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Y rocla nation 9.r.
ghsap Column.

AFTER bushes. hours.
properly speaking G, az p,.r. %
sine" ONCE of the BERASsN(
after will be moved TO IN.
rooms up stairs, SO az to . .u''
date those who desire =. .. .
with the paper any busips..na.s' w, !
hour. those, Therefore E's
the business o flee closed !, "a
ings, will apply to the sosss
he HERALD after thi, IRA .sas
editorial rooms. who win u
the matter in hand s"ol
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At certain seasons Of the year nearly
every person suffers to greater or less OK.
tent nom inquiry Of the blood, bilious.
ness, ETC., etc. This .hould be remedied AZ
soon ~ discovered, otherwise serious re.
quits may follow Sherman q "prickly Ash
bitters" will sifec,uAlly remove ali taint Of
disease and restore you 10 health,
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EoR RENr- A NlCSi YrrRN shEJ Ky
1 hrsl-c,ss M 0i IIsrsvUi su,et "a
Of Ha No ~
NOR "ENr \ EAT UUi,au., Iisl.
Ill 10, ~ ? tnIm f; fr vt aud bid
cry ap'i y Al 9'5 L m street ".
EuR RENT-TH TWO STORY w
J. ouil1,ns M 10 Nur hy srfe, 0, \.
W ms, Silhln hal blo,k u tnu q ~.
re IL II, ~ Is' Got |, alton TOT hss'
~ 'se: prize, 30 " m III. Agosnur,ssa
,ni,ts,s hnd nuHness houses Apply w
" MpRrhY, No. 100 Main street W
EoR RENr-PosSESsIoN OWEN Ms,
1 Y less, the elegant double a,,.U =
building; iron front lofty ceilings SOY
ward In the rear: No. $50 Elm street Ier.
the center OF business, aud choice ~ 2;
iscing two corners. Apply TO RlCHARNw'
WY Main street Dallas. uss
k'oR RENr-A rwO STORY HOUSE "
4 nine rooms, cellar and ,istern IVY
mefce street corner o Cahell street ";
EoR RENT--A FLAT OF SEVEN sw
fronting south. with ga, uatvr, ,nos'
on same hoor, =, posite Z stunlCe, lnQp !,
Civ National Rark
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INV Ponr, EAST TKssrssrs, June u.s.
Especial Ccrrcspondence 1.-The first day
tho month found us-A party Of three-leav'
Ing Texas for Lypchburg, Va. Going by way
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Qottces.

NoIiCE5Advernsemens NAV Ss
~ our business Office up to sp. M Nc Ian,
composing room no To | a. N. Sda
MOTT E-kLLPERSoNs Hol nv.
~ against Moon & Burnet, ,,aU,ilN6C,lI
onthe Texas Trunk kailtoad 10, 10y copa
sent them To me at my Office psss
pailss' Texas, for adjustment ana ma trr1
\. W No"LlN, Attorney for Moo" S .ss's,
NollCE-Citizens or strangers vi.,,
~ vest IN city real estate, farms q, s .n Il
are respectfully invited TO call Al o VI Wy 4
400; Main street and examine on wi oas
and abstracts of land titles Tbs as Z
en l given JONES & MURPHY, I'M .aq,
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LOk sALE-A FARM EIGHT NlLEsl
L Dallas, co tanning twenty ores Of v@l51
ana twenty acres clear. under fence sndia
state OF cultivation, the farm also has 81
NO !. box house, a kitchen stable spild
new barn Good water on the place Jai
ueuIars enquire of A, Dys.erbach, Sal n,
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browns Bronchial rrocnes are excellent
for the relief Of hoarseness or sore throat,
They are exceedingly effective. "-.IChrisusn
World, London. England.
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Moncu 10 A.cnd.

EoR LuAN-I Am PRkfAREo q Y
100000 OF land, lots, @ uhiy tcs
ANA notes al reasonable Yates sid sut
TINE. JAMES b SIMPSON, for Scun
MORT Co; Tor Western Mort ano luN,I
20, limited; for Dundee Mort ard nv
DAMS NkGollATEp-Onc 10 ~
- time Land notes or deed of,rasl w
~ security Texas Losn Asency, ,u,d
MONEY TO LENn-On one 10 tw
W time at reason able rates G. y N"'l
Rener u MANAGER Dallas. Texas. II
u LOAN ~ h. Watkins 4 90 NJ
Il Twas m'l
MoSSY 10 LEND-R D Oou.hsnoai,
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the BIS

a., OUNNOO ~
a, 90 to 8 West 2oi str Of, New Nea
s,ucessois 10 Kinney Bros, Pioneer ~
OF OLD GOLD VIRGINIA. LEAF 49,
,hrshh. VuelR Abajo Havana aud H'
Parish perioue.
pUKE,T RICE PAPER ONLn
soi, Manufacturers of III. Cel,brsis
uranus Sweet caporal; Csporsl
a. sweet Capofal, Cork Mo ,,h.pi q,
ros' siraig I Cnts. In tu ptess
e., sc All are warranted. lhesI
eraicts OF all good jndgvs perfectly
OLD ~ dealers throus hout the U.s.
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The complicated discnses hronrht on

The complicated diseases brought ON nv
intense study, thought, care, ANXIETY, etc,
are often ~ the most serious stature, Heed
such ~ mptonis rs loss OF memory, uniy.r.
sal lsssitude, heart disease, kidney com.
plants, liver troubles, and n general break.
INK down OF health and strength. When
thus afflicted, when the least exert,on
causes great fatigue, when lite seems a bur.
den, use the reliable surngihcnin. tonic,
browns Iron BItters. 1t viii afford you
sure relief
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WANTED-You TO stop al the SIiiS3
w HOTEL. Firstclsss accommod.s.
reasonable rate ONLY ONE DOIIIs,
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS PER DAY E,.1
lodging from 81 so to 81 per wees, III y
ing is brick, with three stairways in m. ~
Located In the business portion OF tbs n, }
one square from street-car line, and an y,
from Texas Il Pacific and Missouri psrs, n
convenient to passengers coming OF rawr
either road. Give us trial, and Ia cay
that you can get good accommodatcu ssi ;
money by stopping at the National WWJ
Proprietor w. ,,sl
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EoR sALE-RE,iDKNCE ATl0RlEi
l. HARDWOOD aud Wood streets fOf /
amply to GEORGE AID IDGE. irl
koR SALE-A GOOD FARM I0NTADl
L $50 acres, miles south of Dallas y
prair,e, 800 aCres enclosed: lSj In culas =
remainder in grass; everlasting spring d
houses on the premi,es; 20 acres in The 81
WIZ be sold on easy terms: price, .cpar
Apply tod KING, 526 H,rwoOd STREET :
fKAThER n ARDRY, Elm street niIL
FOR SALE-MY RESGD NEE, bOs wv
L street NJ ". NEWSOM r.,
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NO bNVh WOrU.
DIR. w. n. Pool, Camden. N. c., wrote OF
Dr. ,Worthington's Cholera and Diarrhwa
medicine, 81 have never known IL TO fail -
Sold by druggists. % cents.
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EoR SALE AT y BARGAIN-A DE,lsl1
L business cprner. near the Texas 4 Rsstt
pol Apply to OuGLAS 4 DAN0vBa
Estate Agents, corner of Elm and s'as
streets. ury1|
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FOR SALE OR LEAsE-THE TslNJ
| Mills property, is miles northwest Of n
on the Missouri Pacific railroad, conlalil
acres OF land, 40 in cultivation, bsl,ncs d
nsr together with Touring mill, &C., @xl4
the mill alone or lease the same for lhs - :
Address T. &. T. KENDALL, iO9 Main u
Dallas, Tex. iuul,n|
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EoR sALE-VALUABLE ELM siil|
L properly, Nos, 7O5n and 7O7, SsI2t Il
hesrt OF city. Apply TO J. W. srsus, al
Moore, or J. $ Wilwer. jml,
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EOR SALE -C. UNITY LAM MAR
l ID Has. ventoD, Collin, Grsysou In
Johnson, Ellis, Kaufman and Rockwell Vcr,l
and city maps of Dslias, by JONES 1 Nl
PLY. Real Estate gems Once, Nv. mi
street.
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Eots Aals.

EoR sALE-sIx EXTRA FINE mi
= cows, at l2S3 San Jacinto street Dl
.e1A. Judd
EOR SALE-SO0 HEAD OF STOCK IND
- shear pounds; splen idly located n
AUNsPAU,H. MI
EoR SALE-sEVEKAL LARGE TRlClii
l. Dallas and Kaufman cOuntles. vi,a \
iie, timber and water combined, By JOSEl
MURPHY, Land Agents, Ne. 100 Main Ind
EOR sALE-IMPRoVED AND UNIYPiIi
L lands Of varions sizes, in Dallas and M
joining counties, by JONES & MURPHY,
Agents, No 100 Main street
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Enr Reuf.

EoR RENT- A NlCSl FIRM SaEI X
Il hrsI-cia' N,5Oi lIarsoOi su,et ~
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WANTED IS, 900 TO s., 600 To i i
w manufacturing business in nm
cess assured to parties investing i%,..
y, Herald Office hnuih
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LoR sALE-DhUG STOKE IN sllai.|
i Texas, doing a good business; Sod \
invoice about VI 500; good reason icr VI
for particulars address :. r, BIZ Oh Iu.|
NOR ALE-TWO FINE COUNllNGEl
L desks for sale, Inquire at Crystal P.n|
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WANrED-A GOOD Boz X KIypE.
w good reference. Address boz M
w ANTEu-A SINGLE Lazy mr.
W. (white) To do housework few N ~
will pay good wages. Apply at He,.M " y
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nor SALE-A NUMBER UF COIfi7
L and vacant lots in every quartz, Of All
and In East Dallas. by J0NES& yualj
Real Estate Agents, No. 7 9 Main IT. id
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IGOR TR ADE-THREE LAhGE srJuAs
L hats TO trade for Texas land o. d
sheep ranch. Call on or address N. H. hl
II Main street, Fort Worth Teyas, IN
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miscellanent,s 6a,,.,

w ANlED-sltuATION BY 4 ~
w man 5 years experience IN W,
good references, Address Boy 70, Ivy ~,
Texas. ~, ~
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Al oSSY 10 LEND-R D oou.hsp'at, !,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-01-19
Sacred Animals i'm India.

In every large city there are walled
tanks where sacred !crocodiles await the
contributions of the pious. In Benares
they subsist upon the rent of real estate
legacy and occasional donations of the
wealthy produce-merchants. But even
the poorest of the poor contribute to the
support of the sacred balloons. The
bhunder- baboOn and the Hanuman
(Crcopithecus entellus) have every reason
to regard themselves as the primates of
the animal kingdom, and man as hum
bic relative, gifted with certain hOrticul-
tural talents for the purpose of minister
ing to the wants of his four-handed SUI
periors. Northern India is dotted with
mdhakhunds, or monkey farms, where
thousands of long-tailed saints are pro-
vided with shelter, respectful attendants,
and three substantial meals day, on the
sole condition that they shall renounce
their sylvan haunts and bless the neigh
borhood with the influence of their holy
presence. Sick monkeys are sent to the
next bhunder-hcspital, generally we'll
endowed and well-managed institution
with special dheUqkar or responsible
major-domo. The little town of Gavin
pore has eight such infirmaries, Benares
twenty or twenty-five, some of them
with subdivision for incurables and
chronic dyspeptics!-"CwiOsities Of Su-
perstittOn," ia Popular Science Monthly.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

"A man who early in life is thrown
on his own resources ought TO pick him.
self up again as soon as possible
LOUCH Courier.
There are some folks in the world
who are so in the habit of looking on
the dark side of life that. as Jerold says.
they can t even see the bright side of
the moon.
Judge -"What cannot understand
is how you could kill man with a SIN
gle blow Culprit-" Shall | show YOU
how?" -FHege,Sdc Blatter.
A wag, speaking of a friend whom
he suspected of living altogether beyond
his means, observed that he believed he
would owe several thousand dollars
after AL his debts were paid. "-La1c-
renee american.
The Philadelphia Bulletin propounds
this conundrum: Gould two little boys
pounding their father be called, with
any property. a pair OF Pa-iammers?"
Pa-haps; but what on earth are &" Pa
jammers?" We've lost the comb nation
N Y. Commercial Adrertiscr.
$50 your business is picking up,
eh?" said a facetioUs cobbler TO a rag
picker. who had just commenced opera
tons on an ash barrel in front OF his
shop door. "Ics. and | see yours is
mending.' quickly replied the ragged
urchin. glancing at the dilapidated boot
in the cobbler's hand. Y0nk;crs States
man
The dancing lady who tries to wear
Il L.. 4 L
and the waist around her knees. and
kicks her slippers clear over the orches.
ira cha rs every night, gets 5000 a
week, and the city missionary gets 5000
a year; the horse race scoops in $1,000
the first day. and the church fair lasts a
week. works thirty of its best women
nearly to death, and comes out $40 in
debt.-Ch'cagO Times.
Newspaper proverbs: 1.-Two heads
are better than one" when the news is
important. There are a great many
things which go without saying
hor es, for instance. ..All the world S
a stage"-and everybody prefers to be
on top. even if he can't drive. The
relations of rival railroads give them
much more trouble than their ..connec-
tions. p-BOStOR 14drertiSer.
A London organ grinder recently
escaped fine by very ingenious ex-
cuse. He had been playing before the
house OF an irascible old gentleman,
who furiously. and with wild gesticula-
tions. ordered him to move on" The
organ-grinder stolidly ground on. and
was arrested for his disturbance At
the trial the Judge asked him why he
did not leave when requested. "No
spik lnglese,' was the reply. well"
said the Judge, ''but you must have I'M
derstood his gestures. his motions"
{" / tinkee he come TO dance" was the
rejoinder, that caused the Judge to
laugh heartily and let the musician go.
-MuSicdk Herald.