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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
VITAL QUESTIONS.


Ask the most eminent physician
OF any school, what is the best thing in the
world for quoting and allaying all irrit tion of
the nerves and curing all forms of nervous
complaints, giving natural, childlike refresh
ing sleep always?
And they will tell You unhesitatingly
Some form of Hops."
CHAPTER |.
Ask any or all of the most eminent lhvsi-
clans
What is the best and only remedy that can
be relied on to cure all diseases Of the kidney
and urinary or.ans; such rs Bright disease,
diabetes, rctcnti' or inability t. retain urine.
and all the diseases and aimcnt, peculiar T.,
women
And they will tll You explicitly anil cmphatcaiy
Buchu."
Ask the same physicians.
What - the liable and Sucs. care for all liver
diseases dyspepsia. constipation. indigestion bilious
ness nalu al fever. aglIr. etc aud cy viii tell YOU
Mandrake or Dandrlion,'
Hence when these rrn.v dies a; combined with other
equally valuable,
And compounded into Hop Bitt,is. sucl.
Vunclutrlin our hcNtl
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
PHOr0GRAPHING THE BABY.

Most young married couples have
First baby" except in rare cases,
when they have twins. Then they
have two first babies. The first baby
is always a remarkable child. Such
physical beauty. such intellectual
quickness and genius, and such moral
perfection were never before united
in one being Other habits may be
all very well in their way, but this
first baby is something peculiarly
marvellous. All its aunts rave over
it, and even its uncles are moved to
say, "K secher keecher," and chuck it
under the chin with a foretinger by
way of ingratiating themselves with
the infant.
OF course the fond parents think
that the infant must be photograph
cd. The world at distance could
not be denied the opportunity Of
gazing upon its lineanents; record
should be kept of its loneliness. SO
some fine sunshiny day they so to Il
photographer. Then the first baby
Immediately begins to quarrel, and
fret. and look less beautiful than
usual, although he is all dressed up
in his best clothes. He wants things
that he sees in the photographers
showcase, and not obtaining them
begins loudly to protest. He refuses
to yield to pacifiCatory Establishments,
and keecher keecher fails to soothe
At last his turn cores. The mother
wants him in a certain position. The
photographer doesn't approve of that
position, and the baby won't have it.
Finally compromise lis effected.
The photographer jingles a bell,
clucks like hen, and raps with a
stick all at once, hoping thereby to
attract the attention of the first baby;
but when the picture comes out there
are found three or four impressions
everything each other like the scales
of fish. A second sitting is taken.
and the photographer sleeps his soul
in perjury by telling the infant that
if he will hold still white mouse
will run ont of the camera. The
result of this is a picture, slightly
shaky, with the mouth open. A third
picture is attempted when, at the
critical moment, the baby sets up a
prolonged howl. Thus are the rosy
hours beguiled.
At last good picture is obtained
and numerous copies are ordered.
They are sent to the remotest friends
and relatives. This would cause
great excitement in distant lands if it
were not for one thing 1t is that
everywhere the likeness goes it finds
some other young couple with first
baby, who are equally of the opinion
that their baby is the finest in the
world; indeed, disparaging contrasts
are almost surely drawn between this
photograph and the other first baby.
to the disadvantage of the photogra-
phi. Yet young couples will doubt
less go on photographirg first babies.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

1t is said that David Davis, who
las recently become husband,
weighs over 800 pounds. If ever
there comes a period in the gentle
mans life when he will wish he was
an old bachelor. OF had been born a
living skeleton. it will be when he
returns home from an alleged politi
cal caucus at midnight and attempts
to ascend the stairs without making
them creak like stage thunder
Light weight married men who have
tried to perform the feat can sympa
thize with Mr.. Davis awful predica-
ment at such moment.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
THE DIFFERENCE.

We often hear it said, l." Inu can sell at.y
humbug article 10y well advertising it," This
is partly true, but II the article has no merit
the purchaser will not buy Il second time. and
will probably prevent his friend from huyin-;
by informing him of its worthles>ncss 80 the
more it is sold the sooner it will cease to sell
On the other hand an article of merit and
worth. like Ammens Cough Syrup when once
used will lie appreciated, and the buyer will
not only continue to purchase il when again in
need of II remedy for colds aud coughs, but
will speak good word for it, and thus. with
out advertising, it would hecome known and
haze large sale.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

Something's child is dying dying with the
flush of hope On his Young face, and >omehndy :
mother thinking of the time when that dear
face WI tn hidden where no ray of hop, can
brighten it because there WAS no cure for con-
sumption. Reader. if the child he Your neigh
hors. take this crinf"rtin. word to the mother :
heart before it i too late. Tell her thtt con-
sumption i durable: that men are living day
w!:..in thr plySc ans pronounced incurable.
h"c>,' one i;in., hid been almost Il, stroycd 10y
the di,c,~" pr. rcrcrs Golden Medical
Discovery la, cured hundreds: surpas,cs cod
liver oil. hyroph"s; 'hitas, and other medicines
in curing this di>tas'. Sold 10y dru SSists.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
HEART DISEASE !

nR ROGERS HEART TONIC CURES HEART
serious TISSUES Of the body acted upon ~ this moat
valuable medicine yet Its most specific effect up the
Serious membrane lining the Heart aud covering 10
valves Serious TISSUES ramihed by small oApnrie.,
which, when diseased, allow cxudrtios t. ani
become organized thereby producing thicksnng aud en-
largemeDts results which frequently follow innamna
ton Of the peritoncum. pcura endocsrliam pcr,car.
dium AMI other membranes
THE HEART TONIC produces absorption az the
exuded matter and thus the annrmal condition
THE HEART TONIC IL not only efhcscious In ~
ganic diseases 81 the Heart hu, 10 also sovereign
remedy In functional diseases II that organ. fcss ~
pressure and weight In the region 20 the Heart dneu
breathing palpitation and the fear II Impending danger
which they OCCASION promptly removed by the
this compound In evidence Of the remark able virtues
~ this invaluable medicine have testimonial. frtn
citizens 81 the highest resp-cahiity Who have used
With the most satisfactory rcsults rr,cc. 81 per Bo
tie. Ask your Druggist for II QUINN q "a sols
fr,prietors San Francisco. Cai l. y A. = a. Rux
45s sent anywhere by Express receipt VI price lie
pot. N W ocrner kearny and Pine str-cts
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
CANADIAN BAZAAR.

Mr. John Osborne. Musical Bazaar. Toronto
Canada, writes that his wife WAS cured of
rheumatism 10y the great pain-h1ni>hor, st.
Jacobs oil: that lac has found il an invaluable
remedy for many ailments.
Philadelphia paper SAYS that Herr M"sc
can unhottnn his color with his teeth
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

In the cure "f severe coughs, weak lungs
splitting of blood. and the early stages of con
sum ition, DIR. lierce's - Golden Medical Dis
covery" has a>tonishcd the medical faculty
While it cures the vercst coughs it strength
ems the system and pWifcs the U,od. Bl
druggists
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

1T is not necessary t, enter into particular
in rcferrins To the complicated organic an,
functional difficulties to which the more deli
cate class of American women are subject
but "" tax" pleasure in saying that Mrs l.vdia
+. Pnkhams Great Remedy for all thcs.
troubles has an unbounted popularity.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

1.-The same measure will not suit Ill cir
cumstancrs." But Kidney Wort suits all cases
of liver. bowels and XII lney di>ras = and their
commitant', prcs, constipation, diabetes, ;.guc
etc. Try it and you will say too.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

DIR. W. b. Cummings. SrARrA, Tenn. SAYS
- am strongly convinced of the efficacy of
Browns Iron litter, and heartily recommend
them
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

. II had EN- ali. sail ruhicund happy
faced gentleman All what asked his
friend, why all the symptoms Of malaria,
viz: lame back, aching Joints. slecpl,sSn',~. in
digestion, dizzy fits. cold "Xtremitics rush If
blood to the head, constant fatigue, no Ape
titr. pains in the breast after eating. night
sweats. alternate chills and fever, etc, etc.
but Browns Iron BittrrS cured me and ! re-
commend it a. being the cnly perfect tonic
made
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

The country is the philosophers
garden and library, in which he
reads and contemplates the power,
wisdom and goodness of God.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

Singular that the word miser, so
often expressive of one who is rich.
should. in its origin. signify one that
is miserable.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

"Dr Eichmnnds Samaritan Nerfinc cured
me Of epilepsy. Jacob Suites. It. .Io-cph. No.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

=,
"'''t''i '''''''VA
Eittcrs, 10y increasing
it'll r.,,. all, al
'''''' "'',' az
rrinE the physical
l.uct misr,rular anil
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

The Shah Of Persia believes in stable gov
ernm"nt. He has four hundred horses.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

David Davis claims he was driven to it 10y
the newspapers. This is cowardIy. David.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

\ fact to hr remembered: The sins of the
stock broker are uf commission not omission.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

"RorGH on RATS" Clears out rats. mice.
flies, reaches, bcd-hugs ants, vcrmin. chip
munks l1c
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

You claim too mlch for StmafJtDm NcT-
r'"c. says sheptc. Its patrons say just the
uppo>it"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
w MANTELO
h. HERRING,
Manufacturer %
Fine Furniture, House, Bank and Once Rt,hgs
42s and s3I FOlRTM ST., san Francisco.
81 DESIGNS FURNISHED ~
0Y0A WEN xl2 sdry At huin. oa.il, mste Z rtt
y zoutht free Address Tsur 4 90 Augusta Maip,
5. +. n. l. First Series. NJ. G2
NOBODY CAY DENY

Consumers can depend upon THE NEW
ENGLAND BAKING POWDER ~ l-ing
exactly rs represented. IL Is Cream If Tnrtas
and BIZ arhonate of Soda of perfect Purity.
Scientihcall combined; NOTHING ELSE
The price Of the NEW ENGLAND BAK
iNG row DER ju-tifes the usr IT the very
best materials. Consumers pay fair price for
the best and get it,
1t Is self evident that Baking Powder. rrp.
resented e. bc composed If the same materials
as the NEW ENGLAND, and which ARE snld
t. dealers at less than the pure natrri ais them
selves are worth, cannot lie pure
The large demand for NEW EFGIANI,
BAklNG POWDER. aud consequent falling
on IN the sales "f adultrratrd and inferior now
ders, has developed spitefulness on the par,
OF some manufacturers aud dealers FinAius
that the quality Of the NEW ENGLAND
cannot he successfully attacked. new brandt
and close limitations, represented to I've ms good.
are put on the market. With these they en-.
'i"aNor I" tempt dealers with low prices, and
thus impose gu consumer.
see that the name NEWTON oAos. L CO.
on every package
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

Oscar Wilde says lie would ex
cludc from witnessing the perform
ance of his tragedy any person who
would she'd tears. because true art
does not call forth tears That ;
right. Oscars tragedy will probably
be laughed at
The dc>tinics of ii large family
may he inclosed within the limits of
a peek measure of apples Woon
socket Reporter. Not unless the APP
pies are incloscd within the limits of
the family Boston Globe.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

Rev. j. f.. G. Barham, WARRrNroX. " C.,
says: Il used Browns Iron Bittcrs 1t is a
complete restorative and thorough tonic and
appetizer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
A SCION OF ROYALTY.

Gen. Ord was grandson of George
w., and the second cousin of Queen
Victoria; and thus scion of royalty
has given a glorious name, althc' an
assumed one, to adorn the pages of
American history. The result of the
morganatic marriage of King George
with Mrs. Fitz Herbert was two chill
dren-a boy named James ard a
younger daughter. After the wife
was separated from the King the
daughter remained with her mother,
being known as her niece. The boy,
James, was sent to this country for
political reasons, in charge of a
Catholic priest named Ord. He as
sumed the name of his tutor and set
tied in Maryland. He married a
member of the wellknown Cresap
family of that State. The late Gen.
Ord was the second of ten children,
nine boys and a girl. The father,
James Ord. served in the war of 1872,
and was for long time a clerk in
one of the Departments at Washing
ton. He died in Omaha, Neb., in
1872 lor 1873, and after his death
English authorities sent messengers
to this country to identify him by
certain well known marks on his
body. Gen. Ord was brought up,
like his father, in the Catholic faith.
His widow and two children, son and
daughter, are still in Washington,
stricken with grief at the sudden loss
of husband and father They had
been in Washington for some time
awaiting the coming of Gen Ord,
when they all intended going to-
gether to some resort for the heated
term. Gen Ord's eldest daughter.
it will be remembered, is the wife of
Gen Trevino. of Mexico Army and
Navy journal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
. q ,

FrIf,. reaches, ants, hcdbu=s. rats, n.ic',
crows. chirmunks. cleared out by Tough "u
Rats l.,c
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

1t Is of no earthly use for a pickpocket t,
plead that he did it in fit If abstraction
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
IN A BUSINESS WAY.

Mr. Smith, will you indorse my
note of SOP
"Why, should expect to have to
pay it if l did,
Certainly certainly"
And SO ! might as we'll lend you
$40"
Exactly. you are quite correct"
And shouldn't expect you to ever
pay it."
"Of course not; of course not"
Then why didn't you ask me di-
rect to give you 500"
because, sir, l do business in a
business way. l never borrow money
Of a man who will indorse for me,
and l make all calculations on the
indorser paying the note It's the
same thing in the end. but we arrive
at it in business way. believe in
making the horse draw the cart. You
can't give me $50, sir, but if yon will
have the Kindness to indorse note
for that amount. 1 will see that you
are $40 ont of pocket"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

John l.. Cough what do We think nf sur
rcptiti",s driuking:' We think it. vial
habit
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SOMEBODY'S CHILD.

Signs of Sprr@: Look at our new lines of
straw hats = Fine lot Of busters just re
cAivrd,' etc
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

For Il cough or cold there is noremedy equal
to Ammcn ; Cough Syrup.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
THE DARKNESS
Fire EXtinguiSher!
Positive, Efficient, Powerful
CHARGED WITH
The Hardness Improved zapAe Compound
\ Neritable Fire Annihilator
ID. ~. BROWN 4 co, 400 q al rormia ~.
ID. ~. BROWN 4 60, 400 Calirermia ~.
Sole Agents for Pacific Coast

hnIuIc WhuIIn EVERYWHERE to cell the
HutNIo WRNItu best Family Kaisiins 6a.
chine ever invented Will Knit pair 81 stockinss
with HEEL. and TOR conn lctr In - mlnstes Il
will also knit great variety Of fancy wok Toe oh eh
there IL always ready market send for circular and
terms to the Tw0msbly kailling Maehine &c.,
l6S fremont Street. Boston. Msss
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

The birthday OF the man who invented til,
w;lst,b;tsket will never he celebrated hy Sprin-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
TRUTH IS MIGHTY,

When Dr. Pierce. Of Buffalo ~ V. an.
nounccd that his Fa,ori;e Prescription
would positively cure thu many diseases am
weakness. peculiar to woInril, some doubted
and continued t" employ the harsh and carls
tie local treatment But the mighty trutl
gradually hecam" Acknowledged. ThorislrI,l-
Of ladies employed the "Fayorite Prr,criI
ton and We're speedily cured. BY druggists
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21

A MINERVA OF MARv.-In his in
teresting book on THE Mary Oasis, $
just issued, Mr. O'Donovan. of the
London Daily News, draws the fol
lowing costume portrait of a Mary
lady: She Wore long shirt of dark
purple silk, reaching almost to the
ankles. and closely fastened at the
neck by massive silver arrow.
Around her neck was a ponderous
collar, resembling that of New
foundland dog, and from It, suspend
Ell by numerous chains. was an on
graved plate chased with gold grabe-
sques and set with comedians. not I'M
like the urim and thummim of a
Jewish high priest. On her wrists
were ponderous bracelets. set also
with flat comedians. The breast and
stomach of the shirt were so set over
with closely hung flarge silver coins
as to give her the appearance of
wearing cuirass of silver scales.
On her head was a sacque of open
silver work, showing the red cloth
beneath, and surmounted by a spike
like that of a German soldiers helmet.
Her entire appearance in her silver
panoply was Minerva like in the ex
treme.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-21
.vo,c: s.'S:''%..

Volcanic Water I
PROM q living spring nsu1o1vo'
tfirc, - Thousands vGi a1ouev
toe rheumatism, CseasvA, ~
<I~rsis, Kidney i'israss, ausu>s.
, IL. and ell liood tse6annnnI
/. send fcs circular Irics 4
I, ~ rsr dos.n. . hotties, Sl<
, s.n1ie bsstIv, M rents ~
Ne " suffering frem disease ~
further Information.
sialeessses Vsoessse Wssep
ONE nss.s::;ss' ~-...
SAN fRASclNu
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-03-30
state Ylrsa.ss.' cs.,e.,.

Following IL list OF tho contests 10 oc-
cur at the State Tournament, at Salem, on
the 18th aud IOth ofnoxt June;
!. Steam engines to run 100 yards, hose
company 10 run 200 yards, lay 100 feet oi
hose and throw water.
2. Rteam engines on distance, steam
llInlted 70 100 lbs, not over; isi class steam.
or will play through 80 II. hose 2nd class,
n.
water, lay 100 n. hose, and throw water
100 n. from nozzle.
4. Hand engines To run 100 yds, hose
company " run 900 yds, lay 30 n. ho "a,
break coupling. attach pips aud throw wa.
Ter.
s. Hand engines on dIstaace, frnt.eiass
engines will play through 80 it. Of hose,
and second class through 100 n. of Loss.
All .snginea having eyiiaders OF nine ;ncl.
90 la diameter, or over, rank 90 dts. class I;
al under as second class.
q. Hose com rAnles OF IL men IL run
2oJ yards 70 hydrAnts, aud attach and lay
one line Of hese OF 800 feet fren hydrani
and vet water, ell couplings 10 be made
or carriage In one continuous line, all coup
lings made.
7. Hook aud ladder companies vial rua
100 yards. raise a 80 fJst ladder, and nan
~ ascend 20 top, time 20 he called as soon
80 he grasps the top Tung with his hand.
Companies 70 10 limltsd 20 80 men.
y. Hsae companies, any team, To ''fuako''
and "break" i've couplings Ia 'line" hose.
o. GrAnd aweopstakos ioot-racc, for any
fireman oi anY company on tho northwe 4
coast, 70 run 800 yards. Foreman 70 certl.
~ active membership for 80 days.
10. Engine tsndsr comp snIss Of ~ boys.
10 years old or under, to run DO yards aud
carry loon. OF coal.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-03-30
a Gag rars.

lately We have heard considerable talk
I'm reference to making city park Of the
square In front Of tho Court Heuse. I. IL
claimed that oventnally that block Will
haye 70 be devoted 10 such apurposs, and
that the longer II Is put OF the more 1t will
cost. A few years ago It could have been
purchased for less than tenth Of It's pres.
ent price. but few years hence when Al
bany becomes as large as Portland It will
cost ten times Az much as now. This
speaks for itself.
We have heard frequent comments on
what an advantage fine city park at this
point would be, and the remark Is made
often "what square We would have there
now II this had only bAen attended to ten
years ago." II Is easy 10 picture good
looking fence around the block, with shade
trees crossing md recrossing the Park In
systematic order, and spreading shade
over It that makes such place great at.
traction during the summer months. AL
those things we hear talked of new thai
there are evidences OF a big boom cnd
prosperity untold for Albany people, and
70 we put them on paper for the benefit o
the DEMOCRATS many readers.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-03-30

Last Tuesday twelve Of our bOldest
knights, to.wit Geo " Hschssedler, n J
Hsntop. W B Ss,tt. o II Ifviae. J J Du.
braille, Capt 4 J LAHning. Cso w Harris.
Jas Foster. Jr. Denver HAcklemAn. Louis
CAmpeau, Jas Hale. and Mr White. bucklej
on their arinora aud went 10 Eugene. whore
they instituted new lodge Of Knights Of
Pythias that evening. District Deputy
Graad Chancellor Hochstedlsr had charge Oi
the ceremonies, which began At half past
six and lasted till half past i've the next
morning. The new lodge formed starts Ous
with = membership Of twenty-sne. and is
composed Of some Of Elgsns's best young
men. IL il named Helmet Lodge No. Is.
At half past twelve grand supper Wa
served At the st. Charles. one Of the hest
eli declared. which they had ever partAkeu.
Our knights speak in unlimited praise oi
the cpl snaid treatment which they received
1t the hahds Of the new Knights of Eagene,
Asd hope souss time TO have an opportunity
Of rot tprsiag the many fAsors eEtsnded them
Tie E'ilowing officers were duly elected
aud instA lied the same evening
III q. Clark, +. q.
j. M.Sloan. q. c.
Nj. Taylor V. &.
NJ. s. Wallis. r. p.
]. Il. Ream. II. Of ET.
II. e. Humphrey. n. Of +.
T. II. Cox. NJ. at A.
Roht Day, !. G.
V. Mcfarland, O. q.