The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-25
wAsN A sNoozER
A Man wso wossea Conductor Ter
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ttN@ .efs 9eiNff s ( gei ie Inc suPpe' station 2" Assed passenger ei soa. !aeier en an AiNansas ,a.,wey
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 k>pce; nan ;a staise n death. eh ouss, ,o have ian hes served a,ant the route
 After Ah.ie the ceH l 8etsI eane sians lgan aEd the mar assed
 How much longer. eap'n
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 Well. Jon, ba;sef ne.
 The tan aaally rea hcd ,he station The man Wha had been so 4alsl,ive tc- manned n his ,ea,
 supper s,aaeu. ihe an4ae,or sal approaching hin.
 I'm s!ad ,o aeat l,
 Wky aon',yea ne aa
 don; ysan, ,ay,h.ns
 ~Wel. what ihe se Id yaa .3Ake so mueh fuss Ter =
 be aase aAnted he feaf . ,a Ct, po you ,hinS thu, want ta travel with a hungry era~a Sapaase l an iuhuman To show yol ST, ;ha, an eonsidcta,c. ~ill take supper Ailh you Nappose could rest easy f l though, yan were suffering: No. ST, an no; ;ha, .nd of | man.
 Come on and I'll Fay icf yoat sup. per
 All ush,, I'm rot hlnsiy. of course bu, do you ;hlnk that l would de, Ane to show active appreciation m saoh cout ,esy, Take me for snoofer No sir. I'm l man. The gentleman Iic with heauiness and enthusiasm ,ha, challenged the ad, mlta,ion of all but ,he hotel keeper When the ram s,af'el the condH, tot wen, 10 the man in4 sad Though, you were no, hungry -
 wasn't, but a!d you 'hiuk ,ha, l was agoing To abase yo.i e1u denec Dld you suppose ;kA, @ts fons to make the ho,e! keeper ,h.ns ;ha, his meaI cis.n', sul, ne, and probably cause ,he dise harse ot inc lnda>'tioas and desery- ins cook Re <sa want ,o 70 aro4nt the caantry throwing people an, ot si,ua tons Think ATT snoe1ef No. ST aln !, eansis,era,e naa IHtefe s.o ue L.
 At Jonesys.le.
 How flr from hefe
 fou1l Se, there 2 plenty i time
 Wei, waa, @ kn8y. Th#k th.t don't wan, io make any preparations fo the future, slppose an .nooye travelling around ,hc eolairy taking everybody y 4afptsse sa, .if i'la -afeill. fore-sie eh;et nan
 Ny if.ead s,i3 .he eoe lae.or. f strikes me that you haze no' pad yoa fare
 No~. .hls Aeeusa,ion Is .eo mu, l. Do you think am | man trying 70 bea rail@ay corporations Certainly has, 10, paid my fare Tie gentlemen wh, control thls road are iay bosom, incnds Think lha, .fn gong 'o insult my o.e college ehums by offer.as 'hem money Th,nk ana ,ai lagf4,efll saoo1er 70 sir 1 aia | nan
 |" Come, have hanofel yoa Jua [, see hos mach cheek yol ~o4l3 eshib,, lay your fare ef gei 9f 4 he ncu s:a ton
 lou passed ny station iew sno men,s ago but ~oaiA noi break away Think tha; l'd run away from a gentle man during Al interesting eonsersa,lon No, ST, I can take me freight here ane! % back Regard ne ss anoaker> No SIT"
 I'll as, nip yorr iI,ls game n n. bud, sad the eonaufsof toa shan get ofi a, the nsx; station Fl cary yoe tiil ~e pass the freish, so yoaT have tt walk all night. I'll show you how ,o foo ~i,h man ~ho E Gischar2ing hi, duty
 You mus; take me Tor snoozer .r' "ies, do."
 l shall not argue with you. l have too much consideration Ah, we've passed the station, and hang it, there, freight. You are cold. cold, cruel man to take me for snoozer when l have taken 70 much trouble 70 explain myself Let me ge; od here in the woods.