Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-07-01
MOONLIGHT RAMBlEs.
Midnight scssss About the Moral
Tovsss 81. clairsviIls.
The Prince Of Hsdes Reigning Supreme
Pretty Girls and Young Bachelors
A Bold Array Of Marriage
able Stays. vR
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81. CLAIssvILLE, o., yJnne 30.-There an
seven nights in week, and each one Wit
nesses peculiar scene Of its own, which
would never happen we're the bright ray
Of the sun to illumine this world "A hour
in day-The fitting hours for the bursla'
of your goods, your fair name, your Life,
your honor. will give three OF ive Of
the recent midnight scenes about the
moral town of st. GAINESVILLE, whose good
citizens will blush to know that the Prince
of Hades reigns while hey occupy
Their virtasus Coaches,
that at the first bsesk of dawn, he goes into
his hole and drsgs .he hole in after him,
thus escaping the eyes of those whose hon
esty and probity, have raised them in theil
own estimation at least above suspicion.
And tits passing strange that those agents
of his Internal Majesty are the very ones
who raise their hands in holy and vlrtuous
horror when the fall of one less fortunate
than themselves in the matter Of conceal
ment is announced.
In nv wanderings saw that certain
girl had six different beauK in one week,
Who called on different nights, and de.
parted not until between and A. NJ, and
Il was not the rainy weather that detained
them.
saw a prominent married man, high in
position, lodging out Of the doorway ot---s
A voluptuous Goddess.
He saw me and lodged back. / waited
patiently, and at 9 P. N. he appeared again
and his face was photographed on the
camera of my memory for future refer
ence.
The tickle light of a coal oil lamp care
fully arranged in an upstairs WindoR Is
Juliet awaits his coming. The coast is
clear. In the language Of Joseph W. King,
when the top light is out then comes the
ice cream"
/ took several other observations, but
will reserve them, as in this communica'
ton desire to say something OF
Our Stays.
st. Clairsville has always been noted for
pretty girls. and why there should be so
many manageable young bachelors who
grow old with bevy OF beauty around
them, is one of the mysteries. The crop oil
beauty lust now is even above par in our
village, and why they should have to look
elsewhere for eligible husbands, when
there are plenty Of them here, we don
know. Girls, can't some OF you single out
some one from the following list OF stays
and make him happy or miserable? All
eyes are upon you:
W. S. X. is the first on the list, and he
is generous, big-he arted fellow, and ii
| some one captures him, it will be their own
fault if they are not happy; but 1t Will De
a sly girl that takes this prize.
Il 10 another hripht star in the ii
| mament, and should be captured by all
means The lucky one who gets him Will
be exceedingly blessed. ~
K NJ E., prominent young attorney,
who is Familiarity cslIed Marks" would
| look well
Pushing Baby Buggy
| over our uneven sidewalks.
w. s. NJ. another young attorney. would
| work we'll in harness, but as he will most
| likely soon be a benedict, we would not
| advise the girls to try him, as they might
DE signing for the unsttainable.
J. p, attorney, and who at the last mu,
nicipal election, although on the minority
| ticket, came within two votes OF being
Mayor, over popular candidate, is safe
| investment.
1T. P. is wasting his time aIso a p opu
| lar young dry goods merchant, and some
! one should have him toe the mark.
T. p, wool merchant, and man OF expe-
| rience. must have pretty country girl, as
| he don't seem to pay much attention to
| the
| Town Bellies.
Nm X, popular attorney, j.. ]. P.
| pharmaceutist, and r. T., dry goods mer'
| chant, are trio of manageable young men
who should be made to hurry up.
NJ. T., a horny handed granger, only
needs a wife to make him one of our r>--'
| influential citizens a. n. dentist,
should come up to the scratch. A few
| we'll directed blows may fetch them.
| J. W., an affable and fun loving (also
| loves green apples) conductor, and his
chum, C. H dry goods, should get on their
| picadilly collars and catch one.
| T, S., popular deputy sheriff, is compar.
| lively new among us, but wears well, and
| should be looking out for A. S.
| r. NJ. c., a young attorney, will make
his mark, and should be looked after.
This only partial list, but will do for the
present, and we hope the girls will profit
by our suggestion Some of them may
| pretend not to like this advertisement OF
their charms, but il l am bounced, it will
only be by those who wish further no.
tice, which upon whimper from any of
them, We will give next Sunday. In addi-
ton to the stays. we have a list of widow
ers ready to be again comforted, also a few
who are
Too Much Married,
but fortunately they are few. All will re.
ceive due notice at some future time.
Personal Mention, Etc.
Mr.. c. n. Gaumer and wife, of Mansfield,
were among their many friends the first of
the week.
John Lent, OF the west end of the town.
ship, dropped IN on Friday to see his
many friends.
Judge Kelly has been holding court at
Woodsield; will hold court here July 5th
to finish up terms business.
DR.. Geo. A. Close, of Bellaire, was I'D on
Thursday. DR.. J. P. West was also up this
week.
Mrs. Mamie Mitchell, wife of Mayor
Mitchell, OF Martins Ferry, returned home
on Thursday after brief visit.
The young folks are agitating for 4th
OF July picnic. With the fireworks in the
evening, We may get through the day.
Josiah Close, ESQ.,, is on a visit to his
daughter, Mrs. Prof. Morton, at Cincinnati.
Lavosier Spence, Esq, one of Martins
Ferry's prominent men, was at the county
seat on Tuesday.
Jonathan Rose, Esq of Quaker City, who
was prominent candidate for member of
boato vi upllC W OrkS before the late Re-
publican Convention, was in town on bust
ness Tuesday.
Val Heaton, after weeks visit, returned
to Philadelphia on Thursday.
The Probate Court will set next week as
acriminal court, beginning to morrow.
Sir Knight J. C.. Gillespie, of GAINESVILLE,
&. s. B. of the Grand Comman,iery of Ohio.
inspected Hope Commandery on Tuesday
night. After the inspection, the com.
mandery held banquet and the good
things were furnished by NJ. E. Wilson,
who knows how to get up a good supper for
one or for q hundred. Sir Knights John
Carsten, OF Washington, Pa, John Chap.
man, OF Bridgeport, and Adam Paupel and
samuel Simmons, of Bellaire, were present.
W. L: Calm. of Wheeling, was registered
at the National on Tuesday.
Frank L. Rice and wife spent last Sab.
bath in Martins Ferry, seeing friends.
Mrs. Julia White, of Kansas, is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Thomas CLARK
Little Miss Bert Sedwick was seven wears
old on Thursday, and gave a Birthday par.
y to her young friends, who enjoyed
themselves immensely.
The U. z. congregation were cleaning nm
their church on Friday, and enioyed 4 IT,