Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-08-17


Insolence has a brazen forehead bu, only a
pipe-stem backbone
"Mirth is the medicine of life, and it
doesn have to be shaken before taken.
"Grate' opportunities viii come to all OF
us with cooler weather
lie who breaks his promises seldom mcnds
his ways.
After all, it's safer to be down in the mouth
than up in II balloon.
Connecticut has $4,000 acres planted in
oysters. How many has Maryland?
The latest kick in slippers is a silver spider
on the toe.
Loaning money on security is more profta.
bic than borrowing trouble on principle.
You are likely to catch '"Ta TIA p when
bidding good night" 10 girl Of the period
Reads Grand Datcbess Cologne is the
sweetest perfumery in America and YOU Il
find the most lasting, it sells for Is cents per
bottle and is kept at Howard Bros. Cox's
Station. APP l0-lm
\ scasonablc recipe; To allay the fever of
excitement, take an easy chair and palm
lc,lffan
Bashful young men and anxious Young la
dies should bear in mind that it is less than
five months before leap year.
Marriages ATE not 50 frequent during such
weather. The oppressive helt is enough to
worry along with.
The latest fashionable shade is pounded
pumpkin" The next will likely be collapsed
-quash or dilapidated turnip.
The shooting match that WAS to have aiken
place at Cox :, on Wednesday. did not Omc
of on account of tie inclem' mes Of the 9y
Please note the fact that the pOtice ofpeE
.ons candidacy for Office is rs mich lrttNer
Of charge as any other advertisement hence
the cash must accompany the request for an
nourccment or some other arrangement had
before wewill comply with The same.
Dr. Lancaster improved by hi, Northern
tour, has returned much to the JOY of his hosts
Of friends and patrons in our coua,y, and will
devote himself assldously to bis large practice
until next January, when the State will re-
quirc his valuable services in the Senate.
Country cousins ne beng greatly sought
after just about this season., by their city rel
'tiyes, who will barely notice them couple
OF months hence
Read three minute headache and neural
GA cure IS almosta monarch for the headache
neuralgia, rheumatism or any acute pain
made by w Il Read, Baltimore L Light
SIS Baltimore, Nd, prnprietors of Reads
Grand Duchess Cologne ap 2O-lm
We see number Of our exchanges have no.
tced the fact that no man was ever snrstruck
who had in Lis hat receipt for paid up sub
sciption to his paper
The ever fascinating and attractive Miss
Sallic Beacham is visiting the family OF Mr.
John W. Fowler.
a pleasant excursion party left Glymont
wharf Yesterday for trip to Cedar Point, on
the Armenia The time was agreeably spent
and every one spoke in the highest terms of
'ne welcome extended them by the managers.
In consequence of the fact that many per.
sons who wish to compete for the hat TIN. we
have offered AS a prize to the farmer Obtaining
the largest yield of wheat, not having vet
'hFeshed' we postpone making the award nn-
Ill September LIST
Wonderful dsoovery.-Read, three
minute headache and neuralgia cure /, the
Wonder OF The 10th century as hundred, anon
4 nuuureuS OF our best citizens have beer cured
III TWO minutes OF intense neuralgia and sick-
ueAuaGne' after using everything the, could
~" o. ana trying all the doctors in y,in-
~ o'e'u 'hree minute headache cure seIls for
inns ~ ttuIs and IS kept at our friend, Howard
''0'''''S' april COLIN
Baltimore clergyman recently preached on
the subject Why was Lazarus a becg.r y,
We suppose because he didnt advertise e.
81 declare" exclaimed sovenlv writer
y wish ! could find pen that wouIt inc,
suit me. And instantly came a .borus
Try pig pen 80
We know girl who will wro.,lo 49,.
croqnet mallet in the hot SIM for - ""
not complain. But just ask her to bol g'' - anu
Tue wooden end o broom for a few ri. - y
and she will have fit.
a clergyman in certain town. a, ii.
tom is, having published the bans &c
mony between two persons was folloraa a' -.
'ne c'erA reading the hymn beginning al,
these words "Deluded sons that Of IS WIN
commissioner Adams says Cat Pond. ..n
boast of another curiosity, man viii - "a"
head. F'''''S over his
The he Withdrawal ofNr. c. A. Wade l.. :, :.
'ne sheFltal'y contest among the Republia, '
between Smoot, Adams and Speak ''''n'
me corner stone Of Shoots new bo,.,
been laid, and the work of constroctio, '' :, mas
ing rapidly pushed ahead. : De-
Mr. '. II. Neale aud:lady have been ca,
ing few days in the neishborbooa n" spead-
Miss Jennie Neale. 4'ss oil
Mr. j. II Mitchell was confined to hi. hon..
inc early part Of this week from udisposi,ia s'
but is now better. '''''on'
r'F'y prriadice' will soon run high. cam
mon sense give away to narrow.nie5l, 1o'l-
and eEo'heFly love 70 political hatred.