Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-02-08

vantage IN shocking grain?
GOOD silver coin is known by its ring,
and so also is the good circus.
cit pays in the end, said the small
boy when he stepped on wasp.
AN indication of spring-A schoolboy
putting a bent pin in his teachers chair.
WHO is very unpopular officer with
some of the ladies? General House
work.
1T is to be presumed that the man
who plays the cornet was educated at an
institoot.
WIEN yesterday, asked you, love,
One little word to say,
Your brother interrupted rs,
SO please say Yesterday.
ST GO through my work, as the needle
said to the idle boy. "But not till you
are hard pushed, " as the idle boy said to
the needle.
A NEW book asks "Can she atone ?"
A more important question to the mar
rying man is, ''Can she bake? Or, can
she sew on buttons %
EVERYTHING should be in character.
For instance, search warrants should be
printed on "tracing- paper" and we'd
ding notices on fools-cap."
A CLERGYMAN says GA young wom-
an died in my neighborhood yester-
day while [ was preaching the gospel in
beastly state of intoxication. ="
Col. MOONEY, who won 81 900 on the
late election, bought his wife pair of
solitaires with the money. She approves
of that kind of election-earr
"JoHN, how many times have I told
you always to eat bread with your meat?"
Papa, how many times have you told
me never to do two things at time %
els that funeral ?" "Shure, sir,
I'm thinking it is anybody of dis
tinct:on ?" 81 reckon it is, sir" ''Who
is it that died?" "The jintleman in the
coffin, sir.
The railroad conductor who called On
the squire's daughter without the faith
er's consent. remarked that the old man
furnished terminal facilities as well as
free pass through the garden gate.
DIET, but not die yet. Don't despise
the lowly the under jaw does all the
work. Riches take wings, and the man
who bought on mortgage says he has
seen house fy.-Boston Transcript.
A NORTH CAROLINA man will work
four hours to chop down tree that a
coon is in, but nothing would induce
him to split enough wood to cook the
supper with. The latter proceeding
isn't sport.
POLICE Justice Ito witness with band
aged head -"Did he have any provoca-
ton when he struck you ?" Witness
He may have had something Of the kind
concealed on his person, but 1t was a
brick he struck me with
"IF you are a quiet, honest citizen,
how did the skeleton keys and brass
knuckIes happen to be in your coat
pockets ?" 81 reckon, Judge, me and
the policeman must have changed coats
in the scuff1e. We were very much
excited"
A GENTLEMAN saw his little daughter
dipping her doll baby's dress into tin
cup and inquired "What are you
doing, my daughter? ?" Sim coloring
my dolls dress red" "Whst with ?"
"With beer" "What put such foolish
notion into your head, child? You can't
IL.
because ma said it was beer that colored
your nose SO red.
For many years none but Democratic
votes had been cast Cheshire, when one
excited election day single Federal
vote was found in the box. The Chair
man of the Selectmen stood aghast, and,
holding up the obnoxious bit of paper be-
tween his thumb and finger, as though
there was contagion in it, exclaimed
"Who threw this Federal vote r' A
brief pause and no response. "Nobody!
I thought so throw it out" And out
it went.
A 4-YEAR-oLD boy lately said a good
thing. His mother had promised that
in few days she would communicate
that would make him very
happy, provided he was very good boy
in the meantime. But he didn't want
to wait. So he urged her to tell him
now, promising not to repeat it, and
offering other inducements. Finding
that everything failed, he said, as his
last argument, g. Whisper it to me,
mamma. and I'll forget it"
Beecher alleges that he was at one
time offered $500, 900 for twelvemonths,
of his time, including Sundays. The
syndicate which made the offer pro-
posed to pay down $4,000, and $l2,-
BOO monthly thereafter. Mr.. Beecher
told this to newspaper man Ill the
whilom zenith city of unsalted seas"
A lady at White Sulphur Springs,
when asked by reporter for de-
scription of her dress, said: 81 don't
wear very handsome costume, but l
have the incest husband and two of
the sweetest children in the ROOM"
For sound sense and happy fortune
she deserves to rank with the mother
of the Gracchi.