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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-30

To weAra crown with thornS concealed Within.
To start In fear II but q hare pass by.
To live Suspectlng nearest friends aud kin
That such man q EMPEROR deny,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-30

], with my wealth OF love Amassed about,
NY small estate, perhaps, and low degree.
With kihgly friends whose filth cannot doubt
am more tEuly Emperor than he.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-30
Louisiana State lottery Company.

Incorporated In 1865, for Is yeau, by the Legisll
ture for educational and charitable puTpoies-Wlth
capital Of 81 900 0Oo-to which Feserye fund Of
$50 600 has since been added.
By an overwhelming popular vote, in tranehieo
was made part Of the present State ConSututions
adopted December ,, A. D. lS79:
Is Grand Single Number Drawings will take
place monthly. j never scales or poStpSneE Lock
al the following Distributions: ...f
GRAND PROMENADE COSCERT.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-30

2Eg PrEs. amounting 500
Application for ntes to clubs Ahoud only be
made 10 the et1ce Of tho ComEsn In New OH ans.
N. A. DAUPTIIN, 2
New Orleans, La.
ms r4w COZ Seventh St. Washington. D. G
r oUlsIANA STATE LOTTERY.
For tickets or further Inflammation Of ,hs above
DAVE O. JOHNSTON
my2S.wS e4lg. Covington, Ky.s
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-05-30

RAILROAD RoSps-Dull aud without feature.
STATE sEcuRnr-DullR aud a fraction higher fol
4 ~ ola
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
Utilizing Things in Egypt.

The most hideous form in which the
unitarian spirit of modern Egypt has
shown itself, in making merchandise of
her once honored dead. has been in sell
inc them to merchant vessels at so much
per ton as manure for foreign fields.
Probably this vile trade has now become
Illegal. but until very recently long
strings of camels were employed to
carry human bone-dust from the tombS
near Memphis to vessels in the harbor
at Alexandria. Large quantities OF
these human remains were brought
from the ancient sepulchres and cata-
combs, which honey-comb the rocky
ridge near Alexandria itself. and cargo
boats were openly employed in fetching
this so-called drown guano.' Various
foreigners visited the spot while this
was going on, and saw human bones,
glass tear bottles and earthenware
lamps. all shoveled up together with
the brown dust. which was carried up
the ships sides in baskets, thrown down
into the hold, and then conveyed to En-
GLAND. there to be sold at f6 los. per
ton. price which would give the manu-
facturerS of manure a very large profit,
on mixing it with the guano of Peru.
So vain have proved the most success
full efforts ever made by human beings
to immortalize mortal bodies. After all,
it is in the irreverence of selling this
precious dust to enrich foreign fields
that the sting lies. We felt no great
shock when we learned that the very
same thing had been done in London.
when not very many years ago it was
decided that the vast cemetery at the
back of the National Gallery (wherein
only two centuries ago all the victims
of the great plague were cast whOlesale)
should be dug up and the rich soil Gin
Guiding many bones still undecayedD
should be spread over KensingtOn Gar
iens to fertiliZe its roses and lilieS.-
The CORtcHDOrdrV ReUitU.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
Mischieyous Malaria.

To say that malaria is miseAievexs
Is to put it very mildly. 1t is all that
and more. 1t is cunning, deceitful,
treacherous, sly, and underhanded-
1t does its work in the dark, and In
such a sly way that much Of the mis-
chiefs done before it is discovered.
1t saps the foundations Of healthy
system. 1t robs the blood Gifts vital
ity, demoralizes the liver, confounds
the stomach, and makes the victim
wish he were in his grave. tits sad
tosee peoplesit down in their misery,
content to be the victims of mischiev-
Gus malaria, and thinking that moth
ing can be done for them. The power
of Browns IRON BITTERs over the
mischiefs of malaria has been SO am
ply proved that there is no reason
why anybody who can procure a
bottle of this Prince of Tones shall
suffer. Great is the power OF malaria,
and great arc its disastrous effects.
But greater far is the beneficent in
fluence of Browns IRON BITTERs.
The preparation of iron in this favor
lite family remedy can be taken
without running the teeth or produc-
ing constipation and headache. I
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
The COMPROMISED Of QuarrelS.

There is man in New Orleans VIII,
makes good living as compromisel
of quarrelS. He is a lawyer. with {
conciliatory temper and an oily tongue
While other men are stirring up strife
he is turning away wrath for con
sideration. He made great deal o;
money in the good old days so fast re
ceding, when n duel before breakfast
was as indispensable to the Happiness.
of the Crescent City as fish on Friday.
Hot with wine, TWO young bloods would
quarrel. The lie would pass. and Their
u challenge. Now, you see things more
clearly through the cool gray morning
air than through the cigarette smoke OF
cafe, and very often the clearnesS o.
vision comes while you look through
the quivering blue atmosphere at the
sparkling stars of the midnight sky
Hence it was that our friend the peace
maker was never out of a job Hi:
title was second usually, but his
business was to see that no necessity
arose for his services as such. One case
is a good sample. Ayoung society mar
had called another society man 9
coward with the avowed purpose Of
making him fight a duel. OF course.
both were well branded when the insult
was given. A challenge passed at once
but by the time it had been received
Mr.. Insulter had grown cool and eau.
tious. He asked Mr.. Compromise tc
act as his second. Now" said the
latte-, ..to come to the point at once.
do you want to fight?" Between our.
selves" responded the young man,
Il don't" ..Do YOU want to 90 on the
field ut ALP" asked the second; ..be.
cause it will cost you more to get out
OF going on the field than to get out OF
the duel after you're once face to face. -
Il don't want to go on the field at all, y
said the principal, land l don't care
what it costs to keep off, "Very
WE'LL" said the second, snow sit down
and write just such an acceptance as !
tell you to write '.Acceptance?"
''Yes. certainly. Let me manage this
affair" said the second, ..in uny own
way. Now write out an acceptance in
the usual form, and put in for weapons
rifles and for distance two PAGES. "
..Why. that's muzzle to breast; murder
outright" exclaimed the principal.
write what tell you," said the sec
Ond. When it was written the second
carried it himself to the second of the
challenger. "Why, this is butchery. >;
said the latter second; '.butchery in cold
blood. Neither man could possibly sur.
yive." "Then. do | understand that
YOU wish to negotiated" asked the other.
in his blandeSt tone 1--WE certainly
do" said the challenger's second
Every well, very well; I'll see about
it," said the challenged party's second
OF course, that duel never came off,
". o. Times Democrat.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
THE DAIRY.

There is no better feed for forcing
large, rich flow of milk than ground,
or, better yet, crushed oats.
"A quart of good milk should weigh
about 2.15 pounds. or nearly two
pounds two and half ounces. II milk
is weighed, this rule will give the
monthly yield in quarts more exactly
than measuring.
When cow gets anything in her
eve she throws white skin around the
ball that gives her the appearance of
total blindness, but with the removal of
the impeachment the eye comes all right
again.
We are creditably informed that
Europe will no longer have to depend
upon this country for supply of lard
cheese, as a factory for producing this
article four times as large as any SIM
liar factory in the United States has
lust been built in Denmark.-Anlerica
Ddirynidn.
I'm many sections where the gath
cred cream system prevails, the cream
cries are not operated on Sunday, the
farmer using the cream from the milk
to make the butter used by the family.
There is considerable objection on the
part of many people about working the
factories on Sunday, and this system
overcomes this objection, besides giving
the farmer all the butter he needs for
his family.
An experienced dairyman states as
his opinion that sweet cream makes a
butter that must be eaten fresh; the but
ter has very delicate flavor, but not
the rich, nutty flavor of that made from
well-ripened and sour cream. Milk
should be skinned while it is sweet.
All the cream will rise before the milk
sours, if it is properly cared for. The
creams then kept in stone jarin cool
place for three days, and stirred once
a day, when fresh cream is added.
During this time it sours and ripens,
and will yield the best quality of butter,
and may be churned in less time than
sweet cream. Sixty degrees is the best
temperature in which to keep the
cream.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
FARM AND PRESIDE.


Machine oil can be removed by rub.
bling it with brown soap in cold water,
before the whole piece is washed
Chicago Herald.
New York is the great hop-grow-
Ing State, and Oneida County, at and
around Waterville, is the heart of the
culture; hence this locality is frequently
termed the Kent of America.
-Superphosphate, or bone manure,
in any form, is specific for turnips or
rutabagas. English farmers discov-
cred this, and now apply bone manure
to their root crops instead of to wheat,
rs is usually practiced here.
-Hermits: One cup of butter, one
and one-half cups of brown sugar, one
cup of chopped raisins, three eggs, one
teaspoonful soda dissolved in three
fourths cup of milk, all kinds spice,
-four enough to roll out; cut as cookie.
and bake in a quick Chicago
Herald.
Provide shade for the cows in past
ure during the extreme hot weather.
A temporary shade might be made by
putting some poles in the ground and
covering the top with branches and
small limbs or trees, or straw could be
used and afterward left on the field as
mulch.-N. Y. Herald.
-Buckwheat is well adapted to sub
DUNG rough, weedy land and with little
labor OXeyed daisies and even quack
grass will succumb to it if sown three
or four years in succession. The seed
must not be sown too thickly as the
plants require room to branch out.
Shingles are said to last much
longer, and are prevented from warp
ing in dry weather, and SO causing the
foof to leak, by being covered with 3
whitewash made by adding slaked
quicklime to moderately strcng brine.
IL the white color be objected to. the
wash may be given any desired tint by
adding the proper coloring matter to it.
1t is poor economy to burn straw.
There are so many useful purposes fol
straw that the wise farmer will scarce
" need to have recourse to fire to gel
rid of it. 1t makes an excellent mulch
for all kinds of fruit trees and berry
vines. Use it for bedding and by fire.
quent changing increase the compost
heap. Spread it on dry knobs and
places in meadows and pastures where
the grass has burned or died out.-N.
Y. Herald.
Lemonade: Roll the lemons on the
table until they are very soft, or squeeze
them in a squeezer, or with a clothes
pin. Pour over them a small quantity
of boiling water, peels and juice; wher
cool, strain it off, and add enough
water and pounded ice to give it the
right flavor, and sweeten to taste
Boiling hot water draws the oil out o.
the lemon peel, and gives it higher
flavor A tablespoonful of cream OF
tartar, dissolved in the boiling water
will make the lemonade more cooling
to the blood-Thc Household.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

The leading business of Providence, r. l.. COM
pose the Hunts Remedy Co. and they guarantee all
testimonials Published by them to be genuine. The
following. dated May 4, 1881 from Mr.. w. H. Blanch-
ard Lowell Mass is but Of the thousand remark
able cures that being made by this wondcrfuhmed-
cine. Mr. Blanchard says: II have been greatly
troubled for over years with acutc kidney disease
with severe pain in my back and hips was formerly
employed the Boston and Lowell Railroad but was
obliged owing to the jar give mp the rail-
road business as many others have been obliged to do
on account Of kidney disease. ! have tried many
medicines. but received permanent relief Africnd
recommended me to use Hunts Remedy. 1pnrchased
bottle Of one of druggists in Lowell. and com
menced improve at and after using two bottles
entirely free from all pain. and consider myscf
cured and I cheerfully recommend this wonderful
medicine, Hunts Remedy to all the sufferers from
kidney and liver disease"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
The ParAsOl.

Before marriage: Excuse me George.
Did my parasol hurt your"
"Oh no. my dear. 1t would be a
pleasure if it did"
After marriage: .'Great heavens!
There was never a woman under the sun
that knew how to carry a parasol with
out scratching fellows eyes out"
"And there never was a man that
knew enough to walk on the right side
of a woman with a parasol."
There isn't any right side to a wo-
man with a parasol."
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Quite romance occurred liz East
Rome, n. Y, recently A young man
waded into the Mohawk with the evil
dent intention of committing suicide.
Jealousy was the supposed cause. His
girl went to his rescue, and he was
saved from a watery grave.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
Could Hardly Stand on Her Feet.

r. V. PIERCE, NJ. D.. Buffalo, N. Y: Dear
Sir must tell you wna5 your medicine
has done for me. Before taking your
Favorite Prescription" 1 could hardly
stand on my feet, but, by following your
advice, | am perfectly cured. The Favor
lite Prescription" is a wonderful medicine
for debilitated and nervous females.
can not express how thankful / am to you
for your advice. Yours truly,
MRS. CoRNELIA ALLISON, Peosta, Ia.
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!. rhelr occup.tion Gone"

r. v. PIERCE, NJ. D., Buffalo, N. T.: !
was attacked with congestion of the lungs,
soreness over the liver, severe pain In the
joints, burning fever, and general giving
way of the whole system. Failing to find
relief in remedies prescribed, l tried your
"Golden Medical Discovery" 1t effected
nv entire cure. Your medicines have only
to be used to be appreciated. IL every
family would give them trial, nine-tenths
of the doctors would, like Othello, find
their occupation gone. Yours truly,
L. B. MCMILLAN, NJ. D., Breesport, N. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
Startling Debility.

both Nervous and General, Lack of Self
confidence and Will Power, Impaired
Memory, Dependency, Weak Back, and
kindred affections, are common results of
youthful follies and pernicious practices.
Means of unfailing and perfect cure are
suggested in large illustrated treatise, sent
for three letter postage stamps. Address
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AssoCIA.
TON, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Little cakes. called ..love knots.
are nice for tea: Five cups of flour.
two of sugar one of butter, a piece OF
lard the size of an egg. two eggs, three
tablespoonful of sweet milk, half a
teaspoonful of soda; rub the butter,
sugar, and -four together fine, add the
other ingredients. roll thin, cut in strips
one inch wide and five inches long, lay
across in true love knots, and bake in a
quick oven. Toledo Blade.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

-Tha laborers employed near Al.
bany, on the West Shore Railroad, eat
between 1000 and 5000 loaves every
day. Half of it is made of rye flour.
and the other half of wheat.-Iros
IN. y j Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
A Charleston cburch-s.eenle fin

A Charleston church-steeple finds
itself suddenly in commercial demand.
The owners of a few tug boats IN the
harbOr learned that an incoming bark
could be sighted from its summit while
yet afar off. Business prospered with
them, while their rivals, despite indus
trions cruising off the bar, could get no
vessels. At last the secret of the look
out was discovered, and now the steeple
is to rent to the highest bidder.-Louis-
Utite C0arier-JOurnal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

INVENTORS HAND-BooK-FREE.-J out.
How great fortunes have been made. His.
tory of inventions; valuable to all who read
Fitzgerald. Solicitor, Washington, D. c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

1t is announced that the makers Of
the imitation coins used as pendants for
bangles and other jewelry will be
treated by the Government as counter
feiters.-N. y. Sun.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

HAY-FEvER. After trying in vain for
eleven years to cure my Hay-Fever, pur-
chased bottle of Ely's Cream.Balm, which
entirely relieved me. r. W. HARRIS, Let
ter Carrier, Newark, N. j.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

LEwIsvILLE, IND.-Rev. J. s. Cain says:
81 used Browns Iron Bitters for nervous
prostration and found it entirely satisfac-
tory.o
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

For twenty years was sufferer during
the summer months with Hay-Fever l
procured bottle of Ely's Cream Balm,
and was cured before it was used. CHAR
LoTTE PARKER, Waverly, N. Y. Price soc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

"WHAT did you say your friend Is, Tom
myr "a taxidermist." "What's that!o
"Why. he's a sort of animal upholsterer."
N. J.. AdUertiser.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Is A taller known by the company he
keeps!-C Cincinnati Merchant and Irdreter.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17
Thousands Hastened to Their Graves!


Relying on testimonials written in vivid
glowing language of some miraculous cures
made by some largely pulled up doctor or
patent medicine has fastened thousands to
their graves; believing i'm their almost in
sane faith that the same miracle will be
performed on them, and that these testi-
monials make the cures, while the so called
medicine is all the time fastening them 10
their graves. We have avoided publishing
testimonials, as they do not make the cures,
although we have
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS
of them, of the most wonderful cures, vol
UNFAIRLY sent us. 1t is our medicine, Hop
Bitters, that makes the cures. 1t has never
failed and never can. We will give refer
ence to any one for any disease similar to
their own il desired, or will refer to any
neighbOr, as there is not neighbOrhood ID
the known world but can show its cures by
Hop Bitters.
LOSING JOKE.
A prominent physician OF Pittsburgh jokingy said
TO lady patient who was complaining OF her con-
Try Hop Biaier. HE lady took it IN earnes, and
used the Btrrs, from which she obtained perlnanens
he is not well pleased with It, as it cost him good
patient.
FEES OF DOCTORS.
The fee Of doctors is an item that very
many persons are interested in. We be-
lieve the schedule for visits is $500, which
would tax a man confined to his bed for q
year, and in need of daily visit, over
81 900 year for medical attendance alonei
And one single bottle Of Hop Bitters taken
| i'm time would save the $1,000 and all the
years sickness.
LADY's WISH.
"Oh, how / do wish my skin was as cieHr and
| soft as yours" said lady TO her friend "You
| can easily make 1t So" answered the friend
HowT" inquired the first lady. by using
| Hop Bitters that makes pure, rich blood and
blooming health. 1t did IL for me, as you OBJ
| serve"
| GIVEN UP BY THE DOCTORS.
SIS it possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up and
| at work, and cured by so simple remedy?"
I" / assure you it is true that he is entirely
| cured, and with nothing but Hop Bitters,
and only ten days ago his doctors gave him
up and said he must die, from Kidney and
| Liver trOublep'
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

SAVE trouble and expense in washing
and always have nice fitting collars and
cuffs by wearing Chrolithion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. &c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

A STIRRING motion-Emotion. The key
note to success-B sharp.-Modern Argo.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Purifcs the skin. Use instead of unwholesoms
cosmetics. Hills Hair and whisker Dye, &c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

SAFE BLowING-The challenges of Ameri
can duelists.-NOrristOun Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Is mushroom city built with toads
tools.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad-
der Complaints, cured by "Buchu- Paiba. "$1.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

WATER is the boss summer drink, but
don't give it away to the milkman.-Chs.
cdJO Inter Ocean. HN
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

"COME in cut of dat hot sun, you Lafay-
cite! De fust ting you know you'll be
burnt as brack as de niger de next
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

SPARTA, TENN.-Dr. w. B. Cummings
says: II am strongly convinced OF the elf
cacy of Browns Iron Bitters and recon-
mend them"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover"
restores health and vigor. cures Dyspepsia.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

A FULL feeling after meals, dyspepsia
heartburn and general ill-health relieved
by Browns Iron Bitters.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

A LITTLE knoll-edge is dangerous thing
in turning sharp corner with heavy
load.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

To FIND a mans standing in society-get
the size of his bank account.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

STRAIGHTEN your old boots and shoes with
Lyons Patent Heel Stiffener, and wear them
again. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

A LAUGHING "stock''-The collar of oul
great granddaddies.-N.Y Adrertiser.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

AN American artist has succeeded il
drawing breath as natural as life.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared cut by "Rough on Rats. "15c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

The chord of sympathy is often
best expressed by a caT3 Of wood.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

WHAT kind of blasting-powder is used to
explode an idea?
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

A MAN who breaks his word-The slut
tcrer.-N. Y AdUertiser.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-08-17

Uo,,otta,.. S,om.
os..''
|ach Bltters, py III
crcasing vital power,
',r5 ra,der;no the
anu Ne
physicaI Iuhc ITO Ms
regular and active,
kecns the system in