The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-11-22
EDIToRLAL NEWS NOT rs.
The people of Massachusetts 70 Ben
Butler: "Cjet thee 10 a tannery -

, the under side of the tidal wave thii
year.
Gerster Ia thirty-one Exchange.
We would scarcely have Gerster 10 bt
that old.
Boston Post: What Pennsylvanil
needs just now Is a state capitol like
WIscOnsin's.
The Kansas railway commissioner
should remember that the mountain
didn't go tn Mohammed.
The Mexican tourists ale doing st.
LOUIS. That is the town from which
Mary Churchill mYstsriousIy disap.
pearedI
Mathew Arnold thinks the majority is
generally wrong. Mr. Arnold has
evidently been staying in Ohio since the
October election.
Noble Prentis, of the Atchison Cham
pion, and Mrs. Carrie Anderson, of To
peka are to be married on the 2SLh of
the present month.
The venerable story of THE Children
of the Abbey" will be brought out in
opera this season. Here is a chance for
Clara Louise Kellogg.
The underground railroad system in
Kansas must go. The people can run
the politics of the state without any aid
from the corporations.
A farmer at Alma, Michigan, offers
! So 900 tor u wife 1t is not stated
wa+ther he has freckles on his hands
o. ears with n case knife.
Atchis n is infested with confidence
fakirs aud men who wear red neckties
and PLAID trousers are objects of un-
pleasant susPicIon in that city.
Ithas been discovered that the inven-
tor of that story about a colored woman
turning white once boarded in the same
family with Tom Ochiltree OF Texas.
One great difference between Lang
try and Modjesks that has been revealed
TO the mind of the Burlington Free Press
is that one is Pole and the other a
stick.
l AO AANoAALANAOu VI
vances. Two moose, twenty -four musk
rats and brace of oposslms are the
latest expectations to that country from
our shores.
Martin Luther, in his Old Testament
Investigations, is said to have rejected
the story OF Jonah and the whale. Mar
Tin was not lacking in faith, but there
were no apartments to lat in his upper
story.
A Missouri postmistress has been sent
TO the state asylum for the insane and
pronounced lnc1rable. Business
men should be careful not to en-
ploy cipher in connection with postal
cards.
A Cleveland girl became infatuated
with dentist and had five perfectly
sound teeth pulled to enjoy the privi-
lege Of being near the object of her love
for few minutes. In Ohio the end al.
ways justiiies the means e.
A man in Kingston, Ontario, who
feared that the body of his wife would
be stolen, erected tent over her grave
on the day of her burial six weeks ago,
and has slept there nightly ever since
But just wait until he begins tn "set
out" IL.
Courier Journal: The circle of presi-
Dental candidates was slightly contrac-
ted by the results of the election in the
eastern states. People who desire the
whole earth should display capacity to
hold up that portion they already
inherit.
The candid Denver Tribune says:
"The Min company gave very crude
and unaitractive performance of
'Othello,' in the Academy last evening.
The playing could not well haye been
worse. Mr.. Miln's Iago' was wretch
eddy bad"
We believe II is safe to say that the
National Republican convention of next
year will not be held in Cincinnati.
There are associations of a political
character linked with that town which,
in the language of Mr.. Tappertit, should
not be revived"
AT public sale held near Atchison
the other day, ten-gallon keg of
whisky which was marked: "for cam
psign purposes" was found The fact
that IL VAS received but not used is
sig"ih'au' l, connection with the Re
publican victory in Atchison county.
The. M..NInar y1a
were qui'e enthusiastic over the silver
worst" aud opera houses At that place,
out they found the Spanish language
and their meagrc Knowledge of English
quite Inadequate to just execration OF
kumpt's beer and The Corrigan horse
cars.
The people of Arkansas in some por.
tions of the state have "views" on the
subject of railroads. These primitive
residents opposed the location OF rail-
road through their territory, because
they feared the shrieking of the locomo:
tive whistles would scare away the
game.
Rev. DIR. Phillip Krohn, of Atchison,
who is a very ardent prohibitionist, re-
ports that the saloon keepers of that
place have decided to capitulate in view
OF the crusade which is about to be com
menced against them. We suppose the
Doctor believes with ali his heart that
story about the walls OF jericho.
The st. Joe council decided that if
the Bandit King was suppressed it
would be accepted as a general notice
that Richard III and Henry Nv could
not be presented in that city again.
The old saying that q prophet is not
without honor save in his own country
is not strictly applicable to Missouri.
Col. D. R. Anthony was thrown from
his buggy at Leavenworth, one day this
week, and the Times says his escape
from death was marvellous. The corn
will have to have great deal thick
er husks and the muskrats longer hair
than has been reported this season when
the King of Terrors gets the drop on
the Colonel.
President Arthur'a cabinet AZ thus de-
scribed by writer IN the Troy Times:
Brewster is the most punctilious mem.
Der, Frelinghuysen the most aristocra
tic, Lincoln the quietest, Gresham the
ablest, Folger the most judicial, Teller
and Chandler are the two who keep
track Of things generally, and the hard
est workers." =
Pere HYAcinthe will deliver this week
IN New York lecture which will be
given by him in all the leading cities OF
the union. An exchange says in this
connection that the address sets forth
more deliberately than has yet been done,
the reasons for the speakers withdrawal
from the Roman church. We had SUD-
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