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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06


1900 fine Durham mixed stock cattle, sew
enty-tlve head of horses, wagons, ranch house
range with abundance of water. WIN class
well and viii brand S,5tl calves In 1881. THIS
herd Is specially recommended, as being ono
of the bcstin the country, and viii he sold on
easy terms.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06
al sniendid I.n.turn.
rom sALE.


i,ooa hotel property IN a growing north
western town on Fort Worth and Denver
Iiaiiroad New building. ample rooms, nm,
wator stables onilIesises, etc Doing n tafEs
business, and the only hotel Ia the town
VIII be soid 81 q splendid bargain for one
half cash aud balance on time. lHu
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

No ~.
.,00 head OF good improved cattle, thirty
good ponies and camp outfit Have been IN
tho range for five years and are easily held
and handled. VIII brand 400 calves IN 1883.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

5000 head OF good western cattle graded
with DURHAM, thlrty-nye cow ponies, Rood
rock ranch house, wagon and camp outnt,
daut water privileges. Have been on present
range three years VIII sell three hundred
becves aud brand 500 calves Ia 1889. This
herd wiz be sold cheap and ON easy pay
mente Parties dcsiaiug 90 engage IN the
stock business, will hnd this bargain.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06
THREE Gond Ifarns.

We have for sale three good fsrms, 10
distance 0l Fort Worth. VIII sell each farm la
"a body. or will divide Ia tracts Of Que hundred
acres or over, JExAS SyEsTAyNr Go.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

.esigned the superintendency goes 70
New York in May as President
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

INVs
9,0)1 head Of straight northwest Texas cot
tie, have heen ON present range seven years
viii clpSs MS 10 ages aud seNes rs such stock
usually do VIII brand 500 calves IN 1851
J Ranch houses, pens, corlnls ana COW ponic'
sufficient for d much larger herd.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

N - ~
Thes ~ llpt nefsy, however, INA. tnc
secretary u lnch Frustrated and hss
syslem genefa.ly disofganized.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

u
/ G,5O4 head OF nno Durham and mixed stock
I cattle, well located on good range. abundant
/ grass and water. Good ranch house. wagon
/ and. camp outfit, and forty good ponies. VIII
/ brand 500 calves in 1854.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

! 1890 head OF good northwest Texns eattle
| thirty-nve heads OF good wnl-broke cow
! borseS good ranch improvements. Located
| In one OF the finest grazing regions Of north
| west Texas. The herd will brand 800 calves
and sell about 500 beeyea I'm 1883, aud Is oiiei ed
nj reasonable figures ana on easy terms.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06
MISCELLANEOUS.

* 81 siesap, iot OF criminal law book. 10
sale cheap.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06


100 acres Of 60 lar timber ia Corysii county
near Texas aud 81 Louis Railroad. Chance
FOR pnying Investment. Timber VIII pro.
ducn 900 posts per acre,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

No. $40
lghacres IN Wilhargcr county, about IL
I miles southwest from Vernon on Heavier
| Creek, About avo sections OF railroad and
schoel land Join that,i purchased, would give
| ranch nearly 5000 acres IN a square shape,
| WIN be sold very low nor one-half cash anu
balance in ~ months.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

NO, GlI
The best herd on the market. 1000 I'm.
proved cattle, thirty No. ponies, GAO acres OF
land, good rock ranch house. wagon aud
camp outfit, The range * large. aud water
is and grass abundant. The number of cattle
gi,drruIccd or counted n deEirod by purchaser
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

I No. ZOO.
1000 head of good cattle n splendid small
stock, raised on the present range, plenty OF
i grass, wpter aud shelter. VIII be counted II
| purchaser desires.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06


2iSD acres in Scurrya county, with ever.
lasting water, tfayerkcd by several ieNsr-
failing streams. Railroad and school lunds
figures and on easy terms In u solid body
and unsurpassed AS grazing land, l22l'it
No. 3oa
very low hgE =, and on easy terms
50. az
100 acres Of 60 lar timber 10 .corysl county
near Texas aud -, Louis Railroad. thancc
for a pDylng Investment. Timber VIII pro
duce poposis per acre.
NO 8li.
1879 acros IN Brown county. Wen timbered
and at low figures.
NO. 2la
81 acres south part orTnfnnt county. al Tow
figures, one+third cash and balance IA md
Year,.
100 aor,s o. nHe grazing land ia Kendall
county. well watered, and very low Tor cash.
10 2si.
SO acres Of land Ia Houston county. being
Well tifnbered pine lnnds and VIII be sold
very much below the market yaiuc,
No 2iS.
ranch with finest Kind Of grass ana eyeflast
Ing water, Dwelling bousc, barns, lots, etc.,
WIN be sold for one-third cash and balance W
wv pNffbllnheF.
No. ~.
6,Dgi acres IN Baylor IN varions sized tracts.
ranging In price nom Si.o0 20 ts.5p' All tpmn'
did grazing land.
800 acres Ia Haskell county, on the Brazos
In solid body. "A beautiful tfsei 81 iand ana
VIII be sold cheap.
No 2G.
1885, acres In Archer county, only two miles
northwest Of Archer city, - splendid tract oi
land for grazing.
No. zES
4 ,ss acres ira Baylor county on BIG wichita
River VIII also sell with Land Year, lease
on 10 sections. and an indefinite lease on 40
acres more.
No. ~.
i,l acres ia Tafrant county. u miles west o.
Fort Worth. Contains box house and ~ acres
1 In cultivation. viii maze "a splendid small
sheep ranch.
No. 10.
i.l5i acres in II Paso county fronting ON The
Rio Grandc.
No. Sfs.
81 acres in the northeast part of Wise
eoanty, on Denton Greek.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

An elegant Iaige Two story residence con-
vcntent to business and entirely new. Con
tnius seven rooms plasterod thro ughont ana
almost surrounded by cominou ious porches
On corner lot sOxlbD fee, and oneof the
most desirable places in tho city. AT a bar
gain and ON easy terms,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

NO. MN.
onrthird league survey In Hood county
containing i,N7d acres by actual measurements
ContainS houf Web improved farms, onshalf
cash and balance on long time, IL
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

7
An elegant little house ana LOT on Broad
/ way, fronts south ana contains rooms and
| ly new nud never has been occupied. VIII
/ sell below actual cost.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

House and lot ON BiuY street cornerof Elm.
Seven rooms and good barn and outhouses,
splendid cistern isNl2 feet. WIN be sold at
bargain.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

n ,lsu or rue nrua-rgnr certiIicate q
III. fat,,r. ,,,dar the colonization law
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

I mo- lNT. !
One story brick business house on Houston
street Jox,n feet, leased for twelve months
and VIII pay ~ per cont, On investment. VIII
be sold very low for cash.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06


An elegant new residence In lIirschheld's
addition, containing q rooms and kitchon.
Plnstered throughout, iron roef, CRATES, good
cisirrn, brick servants house, stable, barn
and other conNeniencts. WIN be sold nj cost
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

a large two story house Ia the business
patt OF the city ON lot COX loo feet. Contains
eight rooms, painted. ceilcd and papercd IN
good condition and viii pay twenty per cent,
ON Investment, VIII be sold AT "A very low
figure for cash.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

NO. in,
New frame hotel, two.stery, viii. " rooms
nlslied throughout and furniture viii be sold
with house. Furniture al new and ilrst-cnss
ana includes nice piano. VIII be sold for
hall cost and half cash.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

No, 1Zi.
zoos bead of mixed stock cattle, about ~
OF which are thI'er year Old steers. remainder
mostly etNye aud two-lparolds. But few
calves or yeariingA. VIII he counted nni
iJy July lN iS.S.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

4scr Hus So $50 - 49, fF-<s*r-, ~. 80 -.
most solid institutions In the estate, snd
s25. 90 were paid ont.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

7 NO. 1b1.
10000 acres fenced pasture In Coleman
county for rent until May l. lSS8
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

NO. III.
New brick hotel IN Denton, lust completed,
thtrty-elght rooms with four stores under.
meath, Rents FOR $500 per month. wiil be
sold AT cost.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06
PASTURE.

Nine hundred and fifteen acres OF good pas.
ture land, three miles north of Denton, all
under throe-wirc fence, two good winter tanks,
Wtlialso aell 100 or 30 good cattle ~
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

No. ST.
A snlendia two-story ffamo hotel IN Gordon
on 7. a rIpy, In the central part OF town and
doing splendid buFncss. Furniture viii
be sold with house. Mil be sold for part
cash and balance on time,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-03-06

GEO head OF hue improved stock cattle, my
extra COW ponies well broke, Ave mares md
colts, wagon and camp uutiL Have been on
present range about fpnr years, and only
Durham bulls used. VIII brand 1000 calves
In 1883. 4 splendid range with abundance OF
water, grass ANA shelter WIN be sold al q
bargain.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03
thought Lizzie, 'but know shall Iik,

thought Lizzie, "but I know 1 shall lik,
him."
Rosa Contemplated the present state Of
affairs very ooollY--a little contemptu.
ouSly, In fact.
IF you choose to adopt all Clarence
Hyde's poor relations, why, can only
wonder at yonr taste, said she, loftily.
But Lizzie only smiled, and doubted
TO herself whether Rosa could ever have
really loved Clarence
"No, no, nor echoed her heart
The day of the wedding drow near.
LiZz;e's white dress was nearly finished,
and modest little presents were beginning
to be sent in from friends aud neigh
bor4.
Heres my present" said uucle Cuth.
bert, walking in one day and tossing o
little box of carved wood into Lizzie's
lap. II cut out those wooden flowers
myself when was in California"
"oh, uncle, what dear little box +"
said Lizzie, smiling her bright thanks,
while Rosa elevated her nose rather
scornfnlly.
"well, but open it; it's lined beauti-
fully" persisted the old man.
Lizzie obeyed.
"Why, there's parchment chart in il,
uncle" cried the Hstonished Clarence,
who WAS leaning over Lizzie's shoelder.
"Of course there is-n deed making over
$50 600 to Lizzie Eldon, the day of her
marriage" answered Uncle Cuthbert,
dryly, land I've got Just another one for
you, at home, Clsrence, my boyI Ahai
the old uncle wasn't 10 very poverty
stricken, after all. You mustn't think
my young lady, be added, turning alb
ruptly to Rosa, "that gold isn't gold, be.
cause it's triAe rusty and tsrnished.
Appearances aren't everything in this
worl6p'
And so Clarence and Lizzie began the
world with the fairest of prospects, and
true love enough to float the bark of life
into its sweeten haven.
Rosa Eldon was somewhat chagrined
in her secret soul, but che wisely kept
her feelings to herself, and old Uncle
Cuthbert was quite satisfied with the
choice his nephew had made.
"She's worth twice hundred thous-
and dollars in her own sweet self, Clar-
ence," he said, confidsntially, to Mr..
HYDE, Junior.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03
THE WAY 1T GOES.

A stranger who after having made a
purchase of small article Of clothing OF
a New York dealer few days ago, grew
somewhat confidential with the salesm0n n,
who it appears was the,proprietor Of the
Establishment. and said he would like
some advice:
"Vbell, go aheadt."
"If you were in my place and wanted
to go into business here would you lend
your money ard live on the interest, or
wonld go into the secondhand clothing
business?"
my fren1t." rerlied the other. with a
serious look on his face. "let me tole you
shust like a faddeF. Don't so into the
secondhand peesness yourself. but lend
me your money and you pecoms a silend
partner"
"Are the profits lnrgei'
Large! How much you dinks made
on dot west sbust sold you for two dol
lars7 mikes sbust twelve shillings."
Mot of me. for have not paid for itr
exclaimed the stranger as he dropped the
bundle and walked out.
"Vhell, vhell." sighed Artemus, as he
looked after him, ''efery time tell der
truth lose money, and efery time lie
/ lose customer. How can an honest
man make living in New York;"
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HE LOST HIS MEMORY

He had asked the man in the seat be-
hind him for chew of fne-cut. and af-
ter stuffing half the contents of the box
into bis mouth he had put the box itself
into his pocket. When reminded Of this
he replied:
BLESS mobiles me! Why, so didl
Hope you won't take offence, sir, for
had entirely forgotten it. Dear mel but
I find fresh evidence every day that am
not what used to be. see that l am
losing my memory.
That's too bad, said the other. "How
long have you been thus aff1icted2"
Exactly thirteen years ago to-day"
"Did some accident happen to you
thenf"
"Accidentl Bless you, my dear sir it
was terrible thing. was hung by q
mob."
"Is that so2 I don't want to be i'm.
pertinent, but should like to hear about
it."
"CsrtainlY - no impertinence about
that. I was in Denver. NY business
there was to sell pianos and organs. One
day called at house to see about the
sale of piano. and found the lady
murdered IN the hall. While was stand
ing there, horror struck and terrified,
several parties came mp, accused me of
the deed. and in ten minutes a mob had
q rope around my neck. was dragged
to tree. given two minutes to pray. and
then pulled up"
Hung by the neck?"
"Yes, a regular hangmsn's moose; and
the end of the rope was mado fast aud /
was left swinging
"Great Scott! and and-but you did.
MT die2"
Il dunno" softly answered the piano
man. Il date my loss of memory from
the minute they began pulling on the
rope. Perhaps was cut down and re-
suscitated- r' rhaps the corpse was taken
out and buried. As told you before,
my memory has sadly failed me-"
The other puzzled over it, blew his
noso. got red in the 6aee, and finally
blurted out:
Say. mister. believe you are a gi.
gAntic, consarned liarl'
Like as not-like MS notr' blandly re.
piled the piano man. "When a mans
memory begins to fail he may bit the
truth or he may lie-just as it happens
Have you any good chewing tobacco with
you?"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03
TOMORROW.
BY NARY oLENNER.
ming isle IN a stormy sea. .

a shining isle IN stormy sea.
We seek it ever with smiles and sighs
To day is sad. In the bland To DO
Serene and lovely To morrow lies.
II mocked us, the beautiful Yesterday;
ltleft us poorer. Oh, never mind
In the fair Tomorrow, fnr away,
1t waits the joy we failed to find.
"With ftful labor and neagre gain,
Life is failure" Be still my heart
To-day-the partial result, the pain;
To-morrow-ftuition the perfect part.
Time looks from our eyes with tenderst truth
1t touches with silver tho locks of gold
It kisses away the tints Of youth,
Till we say, "To morrow we shall be old ;
We think Of the countries far and fair,
All free forever with blight and frost
Where love lies on in the holy air,
Well find again the youth we had lost.
IT will still go on--the beloved task,
That drops half done from thy weary
hand
Thy crown for another7 "Why ?" you ask
Thou'lt waken to morrow and understa nd
Nothing is finished. From birth to the pail
Our loye,our sorrow ,liie's dear, brief day
Is little fragment. that is all,
ofthe more that wait in tho lar away.
Why we are sorry we shall divine,
When the life that is perfect holds its
sway
When peace abides in thine and mine,
And To morrow melts into Gods To-day.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03
utpNr KNOW II WAS toAprp.

A negro boy al Jessup, Ga, the other
day, put toy pistol to the back Of his
sisters head and pulled the trigger. The
bullet passed through the girls neck and
she is not expected 10 softite. He didn't
know It was loaded.
David Taylor, n lad whosc home was
in 1ssaquena oounty, Miss. while exam
ining his euu one day last week rested
his foot on the hammer aud looked in &C
the fnuzzie. fits Bead was blown. OLE
He didu't know it was loaded.
Matthew Anger picked up an old gun
at Plaquemine, In. on the l4th instant,
and laughingly pointed the weapon at
negro boy. charge Of shot went flying
through the boys head to the horror Of
young Anger. who surrendered himseifto
the Authorities. he didn't know il was
loaded.
The other day" saysthe Nevada, CAL.
Transcript. "a Grass Valley boy named
Wilson, picked up gun aud after e1-
animation concluded It was not loaded.
He pointed IL at boy named Van orden
and 1t went of, the charge just missing
the latter's head There should be q law
for the suppression of people who don't
know how TO handle an 'uuloaded' gum"
He didn't know il was loaded.
Michael Baran was counting his girl,
Miss Dvorak. in Baltimore last week. La
play he drew from his hip pocket sey-
en.shooter. Pointing the weapon aS
Miss Dvorak, he ,remarked: I'm going
to shoot your aud pulled the trigger.
Fortunately the weapon failed to ois.
charge. Baran then pointed the revolver
at his left breast and pulled agsin.e The
ball lodged somewhere irside the ribs.
He didnp know It was loaded.
Gottleib Beck. nm employe IN The
bakery of George Kober, in New Haven.
was shot few days ago by William Re-
banus, a boarder with Kober. Rabanus
was going ont shooting and on looking
at his pistol found a shell in the barrel. !.
Ho pulled the trigger to see If it would
explode, aud as it did not concluded 10
had been fred before. He went dovUss
stairs where Beck was sitting -four. Rss
banus pointed the pistol at Beck. saying:
"Your money or your Elife." Beck
dropped the sieve, pretending TO search
bis pockets and said he had but few
cents. Rabanus pulled the trigger and
the cartridge exploited. Rabsnus, teri-
fed, cried out, lob, God. didn't know
it was loaded" Drs. Mailhouse and
Hubrie extracted the ball from between
the shoulder blades, it entering at the
abdomen. The physicians think he will
die in day for two. He didn't know it
was loaded.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03
THE n. Y. SUN.
NEW YORK, 1883.

More people havo read THE SUN during
the year just now passing than ever before
since 1t was hrst printed. No other news.
paper published on this side OF the earth has
beun bought AMI read In any wear bV SO many
ucn and women.
We are creditabiy informed that people
buy, read, and like TIE SUN for the follow
ing reasons, among others:
Because its news columns present in at
tractiVe form and with the greatest possible
accuracy whatever has interest Tor human
kind the events, the deeds, and misdeeds, The
wisdom, the philosophy, the notable folly,
the solid sense, the improving nonsensc-all
the news OF the busiest world at present re-
vulvinB In space.
Because people have learned that in it's re.
marks concerning persons and affairs THE
sun makes practice OF telling them the ex-
act truth to the hest of ability three hundred
and sxty-i3ve days in the year, be fore cleo
tion as well as after, about the whales as
we'll as the small fish, in the face of dissent as
plainly and fcarlessly as when supported by
general approval. The Sun has absolutely
no purposes to serve, rave the Information of
its readers and the furtherance Of the COM
mon good.
because 1t is everybody's ncwspaper No
man is so humble that THE SUN is Indifferent
TO his welfare and his rights. No man, no
as 'ociation of men, is powerful enough to be
exempt from the strict application of its
principles OF right and wrong.
Bee use in politics II has fought for dozen
years, without intermisSiOn and sometimes
almost alone among newspapers, the Eight
that has resulted in the recent overw he ming
popular verdict against BOhesonism and for
honest government. No matter what party
is IN power, The SUS stands and will con
tinue to stand like rock for The interests OF
the people against the ambition Of bosses tho
eDcrOa chments of monopolisis. and the dis.
honest schemes of public robbers.
All this is what we are told almost daily
hy our friends. One man holds that TIM
SUN is the best rclig iOus newspaper ever pub
iisled, because its Christianity is undiluted
with can't Another holds that II Is the best
Republican newspaper printed, because It has
already whipped half of the rascals out Ol
that party, and the proceedings against the
other half with undeminishcd vigur. third
believes II to be the best magazine ofgeneraI
| literature in existence, because it's readers
miss nothing worthy OF notice that is current
| in the world Of thought So every friend Of
IKE Sun discovers one OF Its many sides that
\ appeals with particular force to his lndividu.
| al liking.
lfyou already knew THE SUN, you will OBJ
serve that In 1883 II is little better than evel
\ before. II you do not already know TIT
| SUN, sou will find II to be a mirror OF all hu
man activity, u stOrehouse of the choicest
| products OF common sense and ina gnatlOn. a
| mainstay for the cause OF honest 20 yernment
| sentinel for genuine .TeheTsonian Demo
| cracy, n scOurse for wickedness OF every
s. ecies, an and uncommOnly good investmen
! for the coming year.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03

1t is tnfing circumstance that
eloudsd the domestic bliss of recently
married Toledo couple-shs had oorns
and he had n razor.
The same law which says that note
Of hand made on Sunday is not legal
says tbAta marriage contracted on that
day is all o. X in the eyes of the law.
An exchange says that an English
man has hired himself out as a butt for
practical iokers. The only trouble with
the enterprise is that the fellow being an
Englishman cannot tell when joke has
been PeTpetrated. s5
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03
SERVED the Dentist Right"

Tha boys said that it served old Doctor
ToothstufIer right, when he hal the tooth
ache SO badly that hs.eonldn't slesp;as night.
He had inaicted so much pain on other
people, in pulling and ,mending their tecth.
that they thought it would be good for him
to suffer little himself. The leading dem
list Of Portsmouth, N. H., knows what pain
is and has relieved himself from the twinges
Of neuralgia by the use lof PERRY DAvIs's
PAIN KILLSR. He regards it without a ri
al
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03

1T must be easy to keep lawyers
books when all the entries are neSsssari-
ly put down to profit in laws.
Perhaps when Herbert Spencer said
Americans were overworked. he meant
American newspaper jokes.
Between two fires-standiug in the
middle of the street waiting to see which
boy is going to fire.his sroW ball first.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03

The poet who addresses ver'es to =
diminutive darling writes them in short
meet her.
The pew pill The swell student
who displays his nobby self in the front
seat in church.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-02-03

The Frederiekton tNslo Bru,islOiek, ozn }
Reporter says; Nobody esn but ADMIRE
the persistent enterprise manifested By the
owners Of St. Jacob's OIL in keeping the
name bei"re the public. II reccived big
SEND Off IN the House the other by tho
Hon. Mr. Perley, w hn warned his colleagues
in the Government Of the danger Of Bear
Killers receiving two bounties for oue nose;
the judieious use ofths Oil causing rapid
growth"