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Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
PERSONALS.
w. w. GRIsWOLD,
Secretary,
Pres.

Mrs. c.. L. Brown has returned home
from all extended visit to her parents
at Willmar.
Misses Helen and Emma Graham,
of Red Wing, are visiting with their
sister, Mrs. John Maginnis.
Miss Cora Hulhuri entertained a
number of her young lady friends, at
home, last Wednesday afternoon, and
they had very nice time.
Charley Smith came over this week
from Willard, ~ ee the sights in town
which have sprung UP since his de-
parture, and still thinks we are pro-
crossing,
A. $, Brisbiue made a flying trip to
st. Paul, returning Friday morning,
i'm the interest of the wheat question,
and if things do not go little differ
ent here in this matter, we may expect
to see the fur fly in short order. Head
quarters have been interviewed, and
promise that all wrongs shall be right
ed at once. -
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
The Other Side OF the Shield.
o,ry vo,,l> Tv-;b,rpa

New " rk Tribune.
The system of news collection becomes
more complete every year, and the field is
swept more thoroughly each time than the
time before. The wheat and chaff come in
together, and it is the province of the clean
newspaper to see that as little of the latter is
used as possible. Probably the average
reader would be surprised if he could see the
quantity of news that is thrown aside each
day because it is not of kind that ought to
come before the eyes of his girls and boys.
At the same time the papers must print the
news. The widespread publication of muir
der arouses a whole community, and often
brings 1000 eyes and ears to the help of JUS
tice. Then, too, there is a natural and par
donable curiosity with regard to some seusa-
tional occurrences that must be satisfied.
When men hear of a friends death, they are
eager to know the details of his sickness, or
the accident that befell him, or if he has gone
astray, to understand how and why. This is
a human instinct, to which few of us are SUI
perior. 1t is the delicate duty of the news
paper to satisfy it without going so far as to
make its news demoralizing.
If the extreme publicity of the present day
is an evil-and there are times when it seems
so-what shall be said of the love of no
toriety? This is the other side of the shield.
The newspapers are accused of prying into
the affairs of the home, filling their columns
full of offensive personalities, etc, and some
of them are not without sin in the matter.
But do the public ever think of the striving
and labor on the part of large class in the
community to get themselves into the news
papers-yes, and even their home affairs!
This hunger for notoriety is seen in all
classes-rich and poor, learned and ignorant,
business men, professional men, writer's,
soldiers and poets. This tendency, too, has
to be held in check. If the growth of the
newspaper has developed the vice of public
ity, it has it has itself been developed and im-
PEELED by kindred vice-the love of pub
licity
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

In 1878 u remarkable discovery of
bones of the fossil monsters known as
lguanOdons was made in coal-mine
Oh Belgium. Three years were occu-
pied in removing the remains, which
are supposed to belong to % skeletons
One of the skeletons is now mounted
in the animals semi-erect position,
and stands II feet high and extends
over II horizontal floor space over %
feet i'll length.
a new rubber-producing plant; Pra-
meria glandulifera, has been brought
forward in India. It is common in,
southern India and Cochin China
and Yields abundant supplies of pure
cavutchouc. The liquid juice is often
employed in medicine by Annamites
and CambOdians.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Where man weighing $50 pounds
endowed with the strength nf 4 beetle
>utne time ago exhibited by Er lhen-
bold at scientific meeting, he SHOULD
be able to move i9S, 600 pounds, or
nearly 100 tons. The insect weighed
two grains, and moved 2640 grains.
Since the construction of railways
in Italy malarial disease has become
more prevalent and more severe than
before. 1t is supposed that this effect
is due to the influence eXerted by the
numerous earth cuttings necessary
for the laying of the tracks, aud to the
greater use of stagnant water.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
Thirteen O'Clock.

New York World.
He sat in Greenwood car on Thursday,
and it was evident that he had been out with
the boys AS the conductor "rang up fare"
on the Indicator the man took his watch out
and noted at the time.
Conner clock" he murmured. "Dirridn't
thinker wazzer late"
At the city hall three passengers boarded
the car, and the conductor rang for three
fares.
He looked at his watch again and ejacu-
lated
"Wunner waZzcr warner TIL my watch.
Muz be onner drunk" Then he settled down
for nap At the corner of Atlantic avenue
and Court street the car stopped, and little
picnic party got aboard. The conductor
pulled the bell thirteen times. The man
Strengthened up, rubbed his eyes, looked
around him, and CIRCULATED
''Now see here! | know onner clock, m
twoer clock, m threer clock, m SO on up to
dozen; but when yer put clock in whatter
'tempts to impose upon Teller with thir-
teener clock, it's time for yer to stop drinkin
or get a new clock" and he alighted, walked
to the corner grocery store, and sat on BAR
rel to wait for the next car. The barrel did
not have any head i'll it, and he closed up like
a pair of tongs and disappeared, as the car
rolled onward
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
An Editors Invention.

In commenting on the various methods for
keeping birds away from fruit bearing trees
proposed by California papers, Nevada
paper winds up by suggesting the following
plan for Kidding the trees of the troublesome
little pests: LET the ranchmen send east to
the manufacturers of toy balloons and get
them to manufacture a lot of artificial
hawks, the bodies of which may be inflated
with gas. One or two of these let up into
the air two or three hundred feet, by means
Of small cord, will protect whole acres of
ground against birds If there is anything
that causes loss of appetite to small bird it
is to have large and able hawk plunging
about over his head. When the rubber manu-
facturers take out patent for this invention
of ours, either as toy or scarecrow, we
shall claim a royalty"
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
Offering Thirty Cents on the Dollar to
u Road Agent.

Wall Street News.
Among the passengers in stage coach
stopped one day last spring by road agents
in Montana, was a Buffalo man who was out
there to look over the ground with view Of
establishing clothing store. He was the
last one out of the coach, and as he was Or
dered to throw up his hand he called out:
"Shentlemen, like to settle dis case like
an honest man.
"Keep your hands up!"
eff can't make an assignment to my
brudder Moses I settle NIT you for 20 cents
on der dollar"
"You shut up and shell Quit" was the stern
command.
''Shentlemens," continued the victim, as he
wriggled around, 81 hat made three assign
ments and failed seek times in peesness, und
never vas treated like dis before. I shall
now offer 80 cents on der dollar, und if you
doan' take him I'll go into bankruptcy, und
my wife puts all der cash in her stocking"
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

a wagon and hauled it into the woods where
he concealed the whole property. He was
sent to the pententiary. He served his time
ont, and going home, broke into the same
store, taking the same class of goods, which
he loaded into the buggy he had run off with
before. and concealed the things in
the place he had selected on the
occasion of his first offense. Once more
he was sent to the penitentiary, and had
nearly completed his second term, when the
prison doctor gave it as his opinion that the
bullet which had struck the young mans
head indented the skull sufficiently to press
on the BRAIN and that this was the reason
that he committed the burglaries. So the
prisoner was sent home. He lost no time in
loading up the old buggy again, precisely as
before. and was returned to the penitentiary.
81 then said that was going to trepan that
fellows head if it killed him, says the gov
ernor, who is aphysician, land did it success
fully Then pardoned the young man. He
behaved himself like a perfect gentleman,
sir, and never made the slightest attempt to
steal even pin"
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
ben Buffers Eyes.

Gov. Buffers eyes are somewhat re-
markable. One of them we are told, is
near-sighted and the other far-sighted. He
puts one close to the page he reads, while
with the other he can tell the time on dis
tant steeple. Without Inconvenience, if in d
theatre, he can fasten one on the pit and the
other on the gallery, where his friends and
admirers sit His eyes are typical of tho
man. We see in them great natural powers
telescope and microscopic-but lack OF
coordination
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

The speed of gaseous explosions is
being investigated by Mons. Berthelot.
When carbonic oxide and oxygen
were exploded in a tube by a spark,
their rate of explosion was found to be
more than 5000 feet per second, which
is far greater speed than the invests
gator expected would be registered.
Prof. p. Denza has made series OF
magnetic observations extending
through twenty solar and lunar eclip-
ses. His results indicate that eclipses
have no influence upon the earth's
mag netism.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
Going to Build a Mountain.

New York Paper.
A western man has project for providing
this city with highly desirable summer re-
sort. Aware that the nearest mountain is
too far away to be reached by daily trips,
and that thousands of business men cannot
be absent except at night, he proposes &c
build an artificial eminence On site yet tc
be chosen, but probably on the seashore OF
Long Island, he will build mountain zoe
feet in height, with an elevator running up
to big hotel All that he lacks is money, oil
which he guesSes that. he will require
S.. 100000.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
His TOOt-Horn symbol"

Cor. PhlIadeIphln Times.
The dude, when riding on tally-ho coach
at Saratoga, always blows the horn himself
as the coach goes through the streets One
of his rustic admirers seeing and hearing him
said: ooh, there's and that's his toot
horn symbol you've heard him talk so much
about. He said it was perfect" Yes the
tout ensemble of the dude is perfect in its
way, for he shows the outline of his corsets
as he moves so distinctly that there's no
possibility of the most ignorant failing tc
recognize the article and tho creature they
dauOta
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
Important Meeting.

There will be meeting of the MEM
bers of the Board of Trade at the First
National Bank on Monday evening
October 18th at half past seven, to
consider the wheat question, and after
important matters for the good in
terests of our town. Merchants, E!e-
vatormen, Farmers and all are earnest
ly requested to be present.
r. G.. MOORE,
w. w. GRIsWOLD, Pres.
Snorotary
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Alcohol las been shown by Mons
-,.untz to be very widely diffused i'm
nature. It exists in all water except
that from very pure springs. Rain
and snow are not free from it, and it is
probable that the air contains much
fit in the state of vanor. Poor soil
Yields traces of 1t, and rich mould has
a considerable quantity.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
The Family OF the Future.

Pater-familias Watzins-s"That little
shaver over there ON the wall is my second
child by my first wife; and the one near him.
with light hair, is my wife's first by her Sec
ond husband The other one, with the spot
on her nose, is my second wife's by her first
husband; and we've got some of the last
batch around somewhere-but, oh! itA
awfully mixed; can scarcely kaA~
them. However, we 90" - track " !
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
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A Free Railroad.
N II ZIG
Naw York Sim

New YOrk sun.
There is free railroad in Oakland, Cal.
That city is across the bay from San Fran
cisco, with a population of $4,000. The Cen
trail Pacific company needed a way directly
through it, and the princical street afforded
the best route; but the people were reluctant
to have the thoroughfare spoiled, and only
consented with the proviso that no fares
should be collected for rides within the cor.
porate limits There are several stations on
this peculiar section of the line, and the resi-.
dents use the trains freely.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

y new Massalon Vibrator Threshing
machine, has threshed only 200 acres
Of grain; threshes flax as well rs wheat
or oats; warranted first class in every
particular. Will sell cheap for cash or
on time with good security.
II a. \. WHITTEMORE.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
Made a KIeptomaniac by a Bali.

Gov. Blackburn, of Kentucky, tells of a
young man who was wounded in the head
by pistol ball. After he had apparently re-
covered he robbed store of lot of stuff
that was OF no value to Kim, loaded it into
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
A BARGAIN

A desirable residence and lot for
sale situated on corner Of Eigth st, and
Nevada Avenue: near schO0lhouse
and churches: rents for $l5 per month.
Enquire of J. BIssoNETTE. 81
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

HAY AND POTATOES.
For sale, apply to
J. +. YOUMANS,
59tom* Darnen.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Largest assortment of Crackers and
Cakes in town at Coles Lunch Room.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
81 4 m

l have just received few car loads
Of coal which | am selling cheap.
Threshers make a note of this.
If MAT DIEDRICH.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Nj grades of Morris and Minneapolis
flour at Il. J. MOoRE'S Store. ~
Chepest Tea and Coffee in town at
Coles Lunch Room. %
fine sparkling Cider and Lemon
drinks at Coles Lunch Room. %
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Green Vegetables kept constantly
on hand at r. K. COLES 70
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Fine assortment of Fresh Confec-
tionery at Coles Lunch Room. %
Fresh roasted Coffee, every day by
the pound at Coles Lunch Room. %
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13
Farm For Sale.

Section thirty-one (3D Town 025)
Range (42) about three miles from
Morris: is one of the best farms in the
county: terms to suit. Apply to
S. BERGMAN,
81 w 4 m st. Paul, MIMI,
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Bran, Oats and Ground Feed at H.
HutchinS. "A
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Fine lot ofTobacco, Cigars and Pipes
of the best brand at Coles Lunch
Room. Y
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

For Feed, Flour and Lime, go to II.
Hutchins Lime, Flour and Feed Store
on the west side of the r. r. "a
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

All grades of Morris and Mime
apolis Flour at H. Hutchins. "a
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Good price paid for butter and eggs
at It. J. Moore's provision store. AZ
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

Graham, Rye and Buckwheat flour,
Dat and Corn meals at
AZ Il. J. MOoRE'S.
Morris tribune., 1883-10-13

WANTED:-A millinery apprentice,
10 n. A. KELLOGG.
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
a new Massaon Vibrator Threshing
| machine, has threshed only 200 acres
Of grain; threshes flax as well as wheat
or oats; warranted first class in every
particular. Will sell cheap for cash or
on time with good security.
II a. a. WHITTEMORE.
HAY AND POTATOES.
For sale, apply to
J. +. YOUMANS,
o9t2m* Darnen.
Nj grades of Morris and Minneapolis
flour at Il. J. MOoRE'S Store. AZ
Chepest Tea and Coffee in town at
Coles Lunch Room. %
fine sparkling Cider and Lemon
drinks at Coles Lunch Room. %
A BARGAIN.
A desirable residence and lot for
sale situated on corner of Eigth st, and
Nevada Avenue: near sch0OlhOuse
and churches: rents for $l5 per month.
Enquire of J. BfssoNETTE. 81
Largest assortment of Crackers and
Cakes in town at Coles Lunch Room.
%
Fine assortment of Fresh Confec-
tionery at Coles Lunch Room. %
Fresh roasted Coffee, every day by
the pound at Coles Lunch Room. %
Farm For Sale.
Section thirty-one {3D Town Q25)
Range (42) about three miles from
Morris: is one of the best farms in the
county: terms to suit. Apply to
S. BERGMAN,
51w4m st. Paul, Mimi,
I have lust received few car loads
of coal which I am selling cheap.
Threshers make note of this.
If MAT DIEDRICH.
Green Vegetables kept constantly
on hand at r. X. COLES %
Bran, Oats and Ground Feed at III.
Hutchins. "A
Good price paid for butter and eggs
at T. J. Moore's provision store. AZ
Fine lot ofTobacco, Cigars and Pipes
of the best brand at Coles Lunch
Room. y
All grades of Morris and Mime
apolis Flour at H. Hutchins. "A
Graham, Rye and Buckwheat flour,
Dat and Corn meals at
AZ 7. J. MOORE'S.
For Feed, Flour and Lime, go to H.
Hutchins Lime, Flour and Feed Store
on the west side of the r. r. "A
Fine assortment of Canned Goods
at Coles Lunch Room. %
Cocoa.nuts and Maple Sugar at
Coles Lunch Room. %
Daily Republican., 1883-07-11
EDITION,
Tne Rea,ou for no Concert.

For the information ola contribu-
tor" who desires to know why the First
Regiment Band has given no open air
concerts this season, after having a
stand ere ted, etc, a REPUBLICAN
reporter interviewed a member OF the
pand, who stated that the band did not
propose to give free concerts to an nn-
apprecia,ive public. The concerts
we're given last summer in order that
The people could Judge Of the material
in the band and would appreciate 1t to
such an extent that when a concert
was given in tie Opera House for thei
b~netit, they would be greeted with a
full mouse.
Instead of this the house was only
half full and they played at a loss to
the organization. They judged from
this that their efforts were cnly apprecia.
TED when there was nothing to pay and
cour1uo,.d that itdid not pay to waste
,heir time in rehearsing new pieces in
order to give free CONCERTS. They nave
not sold out to the Wizard Oli COMPANY,
as was asserted by "a contributor,
but still hold together and are wiling
to show favors, when the citizens show
their appreciation.
OF course open air concerts are very
acceptable, hut when it comes to paying
8 cents to listen to the band at the
Opera House, it is not near 80 much
pleasure. These are the reasons that nl
concerts are given this St asoh. In
reference to the stand the members dc
not know where it is.
Daily Republican., 1883-07-11
Insane Burglars.

Last evening about y o'clock, two
men, who no doubt were insane made an
attempt to enter the house OF reporter
If the REPUBLICAN, at No. Al Taylor
street One took a position on the
opposite side Of the street while the
niher went up the side alley to try the
rear door. Some of the neighbors
happened to he up and the man who
was On guard tin,lil G they We're watched
gave signal AMI they decamped. Two
men ware seen standing on the corner
ofTaylor and Lombard streetuntil after
II o'clock, and it is supposed that they
were the parties. The men were evil
dently insane, or else they were not
aware that the house was occupied ly a
newspaper man, or they never, No
never, would h I've thought OF breakin
into it,
Daily Republican., 1883-07-11
Our Citizens desire NO nOtoriety, but n,
ALWAYS ready to proclaim the truth.

Mrs. GEO. DAwLIY, of Is Knight Street
Providence Il. L., relates to our reporter hei
experience with the wonderful curative prop
critics of what is destined soon to be the
standard and leading specific Of the whole
wide world for kidney and liver diseases
etc. Mrs. ID. says
EARLY last spring ] was severely afflicted
with torpidity of the kidneys and enlargement
Of the liver and the kidney disease came
Ipon me 50 fast and suddenly that before
vas scarcely aware Of the cause OF my trouble
became badly bloated, and my body alId
limbs very much Swollen, so that 1t was with
treat difficulty and severe pain that | was able
10 walk any, | became dreadfully troubled
Nv being hort-brcathed, so that even a slight
rycrtjon or a little exercise would tire me
almost to exhaustion and was so distressed
when | retired nights that could not sleep,
md was very restless. one OF my limbs
| especially had a very severe nervous pain
which always seemed to be more severe ID
night than at any other time, and would FIRE.
nucntly ache SO sharply as to arouse me from
sleep. Twas very nervous and uncomfortable
IN the time, and was being doctorcd, alt
taking all kinds Of medicine for this Gom
plant and that and the other, but all to nc
good purpose, until at about the time wheI
! was tired out, and somewhat dissusted ant
almost discouraged with medicines and doc
Iors, a relative and highly-esteemed frcnt
persuaded me totry Hunts Remedy. fbegal
70 take it few days ago, and am happily dis
appointed by the result, for before l had use'
bottle of it began to feel relieved, and sool
commenced to sleep splenddly; the sever
aervous pains in my limb which had to handl
~ tenderly do not appear any more, my head
,chc and backachc have disappeared, fee
Sell every way, and rest well at night. Tli
swelling has disappeared from my body am
limbs. am now able to do my housewor
comfortably and easily. Hunts Remedy ha
certainly done wonders for me.
| AWt,FV
Daily Republican., 1883-07-11
DOVER NE VS..
Tne Citizens Entslg mint al the
lions Of q txrusal Husband.

DOVER, DEL, july N.-About
cisizens Of this place held an innl.D
ton meeting yesterday and for Il III
it looked as though one of DoT8
citizens would be uarred and featlt'
and rode out of town Oh a rail.
Che cause for this actioa was broe
aront by the doings of Herman Thon
"A Canadian, who is a carriage paw
ard conducts II shop here. He has
" lie and several children, who are ~
starving condition, and YESTERDAY
gave her Il severe Grating, moved a-a
furniture from the house and t&Ea
his family out into the street }
som" time past he has been 1rsall
them worse than he would a dog,
only for tire charitable people Of
town they would have starved. 10.
ler to procure some hing to eat
wife sold a chicken, which so envs
her husband that he beat her ana w
cd her into the s,rtet as stated.
The citizens, learning of this, sN
on a warrant for his arrest, and heV
Civ IA jury trial before Squire brV'
who fined him s. and costs, and
hun under $500 bail. He was y
given Il few hours to return the hea
hold goods, which he promptly
with the exception Of the sewing
chine, and if that il not returned u
short time it will 60 hard with ~
The family are in a sorry plight, ".
he owns ropcrty, and could ke' w
nicely without any trouble.
The Camden base ball club 'ln
Dover yesterday and played a .t.
game with the Dover club. A. thy,
of the fourth inning the score st'"'
Tin favor of the visitors, when CIV
was made in the positions OF the Nv
team and thsy defeated their oplV'1
by q score of 20 to I. The CAM
boys return Dsd home, feeling very
over their defeat,
Daily Republican., 1883-07-11
Serious Accident.

Yesterday afternoon Thomas Wor-
rilow, builder, residing at No. 4O7
West Fifth street, met with a serious
accident while working in a new build
ing on West street. He was in the
cellar attending to some braces, when a
heavy hammer in the hands of man
on an upper floor flew off the handle
ami struck him a terrible blow on the
head. Mr.. Worrilow fell to the ground
unconscious and in that condition was
picked up and conveyed to his resi'-
rp e. DR.. Maui was Immediately s'l u
moned, AM, it was at first thought that
his skull was fractured and the injury
would result fatally, hut Drs. Rush and
Maull, who are now attending him,
have decided that no fracture has taken
place, although the injury is very Sc,
we're. He was conscious this morning,
bnt complained Of a great deal of pain
in his head