The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-03-22
EPlTHALAMluM.

EPITHAlAMluM.
WHAT THE REST OF THE BOYS
SAY.
A. p. Miller, the we'll known bach
eler editor uf the WOrthinQton Ad-
vance, was married last Thursday eve
ming to u Mrs. Doane. Here's hoping
Sioux Falls Press.
Here's watching.-Luverne Herald.
And here's rraying.-Sheldon Mail.
And hers's-to your he*lth.-Rock
Rapids Reporter.
And here's wondering what will the
harvest be.-Heron Lake Guardian.
And here's Amen, q little men.-San-
born Pioneer.
LATE ONES THE EHAPp1EsT.
Mr.. A. p. Miller, editor of the Ad-
vance, was married at that place on
the evening of Feb. 22d last, the bride
being Mrs. Emily E. Doane. Congrat-
ulations, Bro. Miller, and may the old
saying, Late marriages are the hap
piest," prove true in your case.-St.
James Journal.
Miller, of the Werthington Advance,
announces his wedding with Mrs. Doane
by placing rooster over the notice.
That old cock has crowed over many
campaign, sevelly fought and won, in
the past, but it will occur to ordinary
people that it is 4 little off its base this
time, for If we are not mistaken the
present campaign has but just COM
mpnced. AS John Dillon used to say.
'Wait till a while ago. ''-Pipestone
Star.
GONE AND DONE 1T.
A. p. Miller, Esq, editor Worthing-
ton Advance has at last gene and done
Lit. lie was married on Thursday eve.
ming, February I'D, 1888, to Mrs. Emily
E. Deane.
lie heads the announcement in his
own paper with growing reoSter.
Whether he considers it Il political tvi-
mph or domestic felicity we are ut Il
loss to conjecture.-Lake Cr; stall Un.
ion.
TIE BEST PAPER.
a. p. Miller, of the Warrington
Advance. the best paper published j"
Southern Minnesota. has turned his
back OH the lOnesOm and rugged path
of hache orship and taken unto HIM
self Il wife.-Sanborn Pioneer.
HAPPY JOURNEY.
The above notice appeared iu the
Worthington Advance of March |. an>;
we presume it is correct rs the Advance
is y very reliable newspaper:
The Republican congratulates Mr..
and Mrs. Miller, and wishes them 4
happy. prosperous jo ,rney through life.
II n!dA Republican.
SHAKE.
We see by the Wnrthington Advance.
that THAT confountled old bachelor, -
editor A. z. Miller thereof, has been
getting ''spliced' to Mrs. Emily f..
Doane. A growing rooster heads the
notice, and underneath in thre" lines
reads, no carls, no fuss, come and So.
us. All of which is characteristic
of one of Minncsota's best rditrrs.-
a. shake! -Ma.-Shakopee Courier.
Shake \. z. sounds very muc! like
Shakopee. Here's our g., Stevens.
MULTIPLY 'EM.
Miller Of the Wurthington Advance.
has finally succun,bed and joined the
bene'licts. He has been caught by the
spirits an! in Il seance was coupled u,'
with Mrs. DOanc, III est Unable lady of
his own village. His delight wis such
that he trUtted out his most elegant
rooster to proclaim the event. May
the Millers he multiplied to lls heart s
content.-Madelia Times.
SEE US LATER.
Our respected brother af the WORTH
ingtol Advance. Il. p. Miller. created
Il furious hubbub in the ranks recently
by taking unto himself Il wife. Il" the
announcement lie adds, NO cards! No
fuSS?' but rs to the latter we'll see him
later. a. p. never WAS marri' q before.
hence this rashness Of speech. But
here goes with the best compliments of
the season.-Spirit Lake Beacon.
BUSHELS OF 'EM.
Bro. Miller of the Worthington Ad-
vance has bushels of encouraging mar
riage notices from his numerous tx.
changes.-ShAkopee Courier.
KNEW 1T BEFOREHAND.
The Wsrthington Advance this week
copies number OF comments upon its
matrimonial venture. Surely this is
nothing wonderful. We knew a. =. had
it in his mind to do. They all do it,
and we give our consent aud say ''blt SIS
you my children" Now let Frank Day
come IN. Surely he has waited long
enough for Miller to lead tho way
Mankato Free Press.
HAPPY FUTURE.
We neglected last week to notice the
marriage Of cur esteemed brother of
the quill, Mr.. \. p. Miller of the Wor.
thington Advance. 1t is said that he
has selected for 4 partner 4 most es-
timable lady. We extend congratula
tions and hope that his future will be
q happy one.-Fairmont Sentinel.
ITS A FACT.
Some of our exchanges allege that
bachelor Miller of the W0rthington
Advance was recently welded to q
Worthington lady. The Advance has
not yet owned up to- it and we refuse to
score Bro. Miller a big white mark I'M
til We know more about the affair. La
TER-It's fact. Mrs. D,ane is the
lucky lady.-Jackson Republic.
SELLING NoRTGAGED PROPERTY.
E. E. Bcstlc, who was arrested some
time ago for selling mOrtgaged prop
erty, was recently taken before Judge
Lewis at LIE Mars, where he pleaded
guilty and was sentenced to the Ana
mosa penitentiary for enc year. He is
\ young man, and it is hoped that this
punishment will correct his loose hab-
its of doing business. Gazette.
The clergy are forever warning us
against denying the inspiration Of the
50 called Holy Bible; but say nothing,
or very little, against denying the laws
Of nature.-Frances Brossart in Vase
ca Radical.
This Is good point, well made. They
viii! condemn you to h-hades If you
deny the inspiration Of the Bible, while