The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-01-13

The Prominent Male Figures In Certain
society Circles.

HoGbNNS NNE"ss
Nothing has more interest for the public,
especially the fair ser, than gossip Of q per.
SouAl character about the favorlte beAux
whose names figure most frequently In the
reports Of leading society events. II a certain
chataipe air Of Oui dire Is thrown about It.
IL Il the better appreciated, on the theory eI'
pressed by Bobby BuFnS when he said, Some
people ny like beat what they dinuA under
stan" This idea has been kept In View BY
the puzzle editor III the following brief de.
AUriptiOns Of few tonic tuphG
Theodore POlyCaTp JOnts Is u strawberry
blond he was born Of rich but dishonest
pArenp, and educated al MOundsYlllH.
lie Is fond otthG racquet. Fighting weight
g15 pounds.
james FiiE James Ia q tart youth, born
rather early, yet by remarkable progression
he stunned the world al the age OF 70 by
doubling dOughnnts "prOemiAl' To his daily
meals. ltG-he-TAs-RGS 4 chdidine, aud
don't you forget IT,
Bertrand M0nstrosity Is one OF the wOr.
shiped heroes Of StRckyArd Hollow, The
only thing agaiEst him IL that his mother
keeps bFlndle COW. This reflection, though
hard on the COW, can't be helped-the fact
rpinAins that his mother kept bFindlB COW.
lie is also i Chataine-thAt L., II he knows
himself.
Keudry Kickup obtained uniform until
he reached beyond that period usually us
signed to swAddling clothes. lie Is u yellow
LOlOIed brunette, and every time he walks
out Oh the bouleVards irresponsible 'congre.
gators nbOut the forum" call out, What Is
H?' He can't help II,
Rudolph Gebhart Is not chdldine, but
could be ono II he wanted TO very popular
EhGrr he Is not known completed his educa'
ton IN WegeI plays poker beautifully.
Pat MClnIyIe Is regular "mRSher.' Has
soft manners, therefore Is 'sOlty.' Is
somewhat spawned, but trOts well in double
harness. lie has no whiskerS. Learned to
drink whisky In tho Third district.
J. Orloir CApper Is tall and graceful, but L.
bald. This Is sad, but his feet are small, and
he Is therefore satisfied with life. lie never
was educated.
V, RudOlphus BnddintOn Is an accom-,
plished liar and can swear with the cheerful
abandonment OF a horse thief. Can drink
twenty.three beers In one evening. Some
contend that lie Is y chIidlIe, but his father
says that there Is no IOundAuOn Tor the De-
lief
Aristophanes Macgillicuddy, son OF y,
Walleu MaCgillicuddy, Of Coal street, Isl
tall and graceful semi.b blonde, with neatly
trimmed mOustAchr, n round face and 9
s0uatty figure lliseducatiOn was completed
ii the East Wheeling coke ovens
Johnny CiAdsiCk, by nuisance n member Of
the old and highbOrn family Ol ClAdsick, oil
SlacktOwn, and mGiyIe wi u great mRn, hiss
great destiny cn EdIenir Ills literary gen
JUS is only GQunled by bis .H'Lf de bouthe. lie
Is very popular nj evening parties, and when
his intellect has attained picin poTOir and he
has thoroughly fsmilarizsd himself with the
dictionary the public may expect less re-
r,nnft matter from his pen.
Nj. +. AlrlbfAdes bump, KNOCK. kneed
blonde Of Medieval type Incompatible leader
OF the hOA-dOwb Is fond Of idly drifting. on
La Belle lievitrs beneath the moon'lit sky,
and revelS in La Belle LyieIc with onions.
Mr.. Caesar Shocks, Of tue Older set, u charm
ing cOnyenAtiOuallst and supereGcellenl
tenor, swings Indian clubs and chewS up, d
cord Of wood before breakfast with exquisite
grace mud marvellous sung ffoid; never had a
chance TO be a chntdint, being a selt'uAd'
| man.