The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-12-29
MR. soIoMon-s kNrKRPRrsx.

lDetssek Dsdd. in San Francisco foss.l The precise object of the architectural junk shop recently erected al the inter section of Pine and Market streets, and known as the Cogsweil tcnntain, Is still a matter ot speculation Ia our most philo- scphical guc>ser> onr faction insists that A the hgute surmoun,ing u ls rep resented with napkin ,n ono hand and glass ot water ln thc other, u IS simply an advertisement porttaying the dentist donor m the act ct ptotess,on ally alle,t- a,ing the bangs oi A patent attendant upon just extracted molar Many con sead that the whole structure. including the Fourth of July lamp posts ~,,h which Il IS surrounded. .is really to afford scratch ing accommodations tct the un~ashed ot Tar Flat, others. aga,n. argue that as the work hcsFs an inscription athtm,ng that the future an,,quar,ss will ma there in entertainment, tcf man and beast. or words to that effect. Il Is tc..lly a sort oi ,aehe tos .ome new brand oi indcs,tuct- shle condensed meat ar canned segeta- bies
 tie that as ' may, the axiom that eycty. thing has its use WAS excmphhed ,n thls connection at i"lioe Judge i.a~let's court yes,efday. Jacob solomons. who keeps | retail store tn the vicinity of nr. I.s bcnctact,on. was arrested for u,ilii,ng said work ot art iot base commercial pun poses.
 When the defendant took the stand hts honor sAid:
 '' rr,soner, you are charged wlth having removed the goblet from the hand ot the Cogs~cil statue, substituting A pan ot two but suspendcts, w,th piae ard call ing attention to your establishment, across ihe way
 " ell. Shndee." trphed the. oiieades with an ,ngsAua,ina smile. U, gorse wants ,o got along in pecsness,
 After which. continued the court. >,einly. you substituted loi ot neck ties tor the suspendct~. and attached to the other hand iot ot bulls tetettsng ta ,aut new stock ot gum shoes and hait oil !"
 "pn>e han oil ls tast tatc yeat honor, >a,d the defendant. '' soad ike to sell you A bottle
 And yesterday. continued the court. consulting the indictment. "yon oh- stra, ted the thotoughiaies. and created disturbance, by placing paper collar and plug hat an the statue m question.
 lbnse blug hats ,s cheap at iaui dol. las. nudge Moses Levy shaigea hte und a halct sot dem ssme kind '' teiained the trader. ehre,tuily beats dose fei lefs ctcry dunes
 And st night. wcnt an his honor. " d night II appears you place m the tx. uie's hand transparency containing A further advertisement ni your wares . ti. hen>tble
 Dots nghl. shudgc. sad MT soio. mun> dchghirdly " Mt.h into me oa you hlease shpeak load,. sn siose noos= bapet veilets gan hear you and he smie'i hsn,guan,Iy upon the reporters,
 e.rcat heavens - ,handcI~d the court q, h,gh,iui ,dea s,,uek hun ls Il possible ,ou have the mrndaeay to use the machinery of ,h,s court as An advrt ustng dodge
 ibm.n dots Il, shadgr = lnmed the heap lohn. ,ubb,ns h,a hands cs- ultanil, svuN oud dcr goiupiAint my sclt
 Evep body expected ,hat hi, honor would hfain the entefpi.sing merchant with the ludie,al maiiei. but hts emotion oNctposeird him lceiing u ~sa ttnpos- sible to do justice ,o tho .itaatiun. he sank back m hts seat ieebly es la,misg 7" akc hlm s~iy Sesi ,ase
 viAh he had Int me den toliafa any way. mnt,ered ,hr d,ssppo,n,~d feta,let as he stepped down. Dot would hal made do, Levy uop tead in h.s Ah,oie d,aka no~ l x,il ga und sew bai av trt siannrl uAwets on dot non man. und perhaps l gets do, gtasy d~a,,s' ,eils' ,o ahoo, at me vonse. o, soinrilngs" And ~,th ,Lta encouraging though, Mi polo. mons blandly earned hls colossal gall cut ut touit