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Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09


Clapp committee, it will be seen that the first
nine classes of bonds enumerated by the act
of 1879, aggregating S2,108,000. constituted
the State debt proper of Tennessee. These
authoritative statements have never been
officially modified or questioned; they have
been accepted and acquiesced in, and the
State debt proper as known to the people of
Tennessee, and recognized BY them, exclu-
sive of unpaid interest since July, 1875, does
not, in my opinion, exceed g, $4,000. Some
Of these S2,11S,000 of bonds were funded un-
der the act of 1873, and a few of them have
been funded, as it is asserted, under the act
Of 1882 Less than one-half Ct ia believed
about 900,000), are outstanding in their
original form, and while most Of them bear
interest at the rate of six per cent. a part are
five and one-fourth, and others FIVE per cent.
per annum.
THE FIFTY-AND-THREE PROPOSITION.
think it Just, and in accordance with the
desire of the taxpayers OF Tennessee, that
the new funding bonds, to be issued in re-
newal of the sta,e:debt:proper bonds, should
be dollar for dollar, and bear the same rate
of interest which original bonds, surrendered,
bear. The remainder of the debt, except
certain bonds mentioned hereafter, should
be funded in bonds for one-half their amount
of the principal and interest, bearing inter-
est at three per cent. per annum.
THE CONTINGENT DEBT-How IT WAS MADE.
This debt, last referred to (named in comp.
troller's report as contingent debt"), was
merely created to construct and equip rail-
roads in the State. The internal improve
ment system, as you are well aware, con-
templated that the bonds of the State should
be loaned TO such railroad companies as
complied with certain conditions; and for
the States indemnity, statutory lien was
retained on the roads, franchises, etc. The
railroad companies were required by the act
and its amendments, under which the bonds
were Issued, to provide for the payment of
the coupons on the bonds as they matured;
and also to create q sinking fund to pay the
bonds themselves. 1t was never contemplated
that taxpayers of Tennessee would in fact be
called upon to pay the bonds; and the
history of the times show that the
advocates of the law so announced. Doubt.
less the public expectation would have been
realized but for the late war between the
States. Twelve railroads to which $50, 500, 1884
of bonds had been issued, were sold under
| judicial proceedings instituted by the State
! with loss to the State Of $13, 1907 ,6S4, not.
withstanding the vast amounts which had
recently before sale, been obtained under the
Brownlow administration, to equip them
The following are the roadp, with respective
amounts annexed to each, which make up the
! sum of this loss:
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09
NOTICE.

To the Creditors Of Roper a FIssigss.
DY order Of the Honorable ChAncery Court.
ID will this day make pro rata distribution 70
the creditor Of Roper a Flanagan OF the receipts
10 this date To the creditors whose accounts are
fled with mo, and not litigxted, will pay ~
pei cent fe0rI RoBsR III 4 LoAaUK, Asuirnss.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09
THE STATUE OF LI8ERIY
On She Dene OF the National Capitol
what Mr. JeH Davis Has 20
Say Ab0ut IL.

The following letter from Mr.. Jefferson
Davis recently appeared in the Washington
Register:
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09

Total coupons and interest fundeds 1905, Az n
1t will be seen by the above table that
So. 00S, 512 n, nearly one-third of the whole
amount funded in bonds under the sixty and
six act, was the funding of coupons-(inter-
est)-into bonds; and that $339,000 of
those coupons 40 funded were detached, and
not part of the interest that belonged to the
lords thus funded.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09

DlV106uO NOtICes
OvyIcH or TIE
MEMPHIS CIry Rmx AED GKEKRAh Co. Y
No. 10 Madison Street,
MKnrHIs, Tnr., January .. 1853
A the regular meeting Of the Board OF Direc.
IA ton held this dsy.a
Divided OF FIVE 90 PEE CEHT.
ON the capital stock Of the Company was declared
BY order Of the Board
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09

Gov. Bate indorses the report of DR.. John
ii. Calender touching the support of the
Insane Asylum, and recommends the passage
of the bill already reported for that purpose,
and be urges adequate appropriations for
| the blind and the deaf and dumb asylums,
reports from which were delayed by the
death of the principal of each within the
past few weeks.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1883-02-09
A RAILROAD CoMMIssIoN.

The governor also recommends the enact
ment Of Railroad Commission, the duty of
which shall be, among other things, TO regu-
late, far as practicable, the tariffs of trans
portation on railroads, and such other kim
dred duties appertainins to this vast interest
as may be deemed proper to impose upon
them. He suggests that this commission be
composed of three capable persons; that
their duties be prescribed as infinitely and
accurately as practicable; that when ap-
pointed, they be put under oath and proper
bonds; that the term of Office of each COM
mission shall be for two years, and that
they be chosen by the electors a. represent
atives to the General Assembly are chosen;
except for the first term of appointment, which
of the act authorizing the same as practical
BILE, and extend until the next general cleo.
| lion for representatives in 1884, and that for
this last named period they be elected by
| the General Assembly now in session; that
they be paid quarterly by the State 40
annual salary Of - dollars for their ser.
vices; that they be required to N aka such
| Official reports at stated intervals, and pub
lish the sans, as the public interest may re-
quire.
CONGRESSIONAL APPoRIIoNMEET.
| The bill passed al the second extra ses
sion Of the Forty-second General Assembly
entitled "a = act to apportion the represents
tives Of Tennessee in the Congress OF the
/ United Staies,n which enunerates the coun
ties in the Third Congrea. ional District, a
in all other districts in the State, the ooun
ties Of Meigs, Rhea and Cumberland are no
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-02-23

rF- A fine selection of Ladies' Satin
Corsets can be had at the Honolulu
Clothing Emporium of A. M. MEILIs,
1O4 Fort Street. 271
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-02-23
INTERIsLAND
Steam Navigation Company's
LINE OF STEAMERS.
Its,
$500
The Iwalani,


The Iwalani,
BATES, Commander,
Runs regularly to Kona and Kau, as
per following time table:
LEAVES Honolulu AT 4 Pm. ON
Tuesday, Jan 0 Tuesday, Feb 20
Friday, Jan 10 Friday, March 9
Tuesday, Jan 30 Tuesday, March 10
Friday, Feb o Friday, March 90
ARRIVES AT HoNoLULU:
Wednesday, ia II Wednesday, Fc 2s
Saturday, ia 81 Saturday, Ma 10
Wednesday, Fe Z Wednesday, Ma 81
Saturday, Fc II Saturday, Ma 81
The G. r. Bishop,
CAMERON, Commander
Leaves Honolulu every Monday
at PM, for Nawiliwli, Koloa, Elccle,
and Waimea, Kauai. Returning, leaves
Nawiliwili every Friday evening.
The James Makee,
MCDONALD, Commander,
Leaves Honolulu
every Thursday, at 5 pm. for Kapaa and
Kilauea. Returning = leaves Kappa
every Tuesday evening.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-02-23
VESSELS EXPECTED.

Rig Name From Duo
Ger s 8 Ehrenstein, FIN Bremen, NH
Am tern NJ Z Smith FIN Pt Gamble, ia so
Am blk Amy Turner from Boston, Jan %
CIR blk Campus fin Bremen, Feb Z
- Jubilee from Newcastle. Feb 10
Stmr City of Sydney FIN Sydney, Ms 12
Stmr Zcalandla from 8. f. March 18
Br ship Ambassador, FIN Newcastle
Bark Loeb Lee FIN Newcastle, Dec,
Am bktnc Elinor Vernon, FIN MY. NH Is
Blk Janet Court, FIN Liverpool, March
Blk G n Bishop, from Bremen, Feb 10
Br ship Glenbervie I'm Liverp'l, NH
VESSELS EXPECTED At kAHuLuI.
Blk f s Thompson from Nanaimo
Bgtne Hazard from Pt Townsend
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-02-23
VESSELS LEAVING THIS DAY
Schr Koukeouli for Honokaa ava
PASSENGERS.
VESSELS in PORT.

NESSEIS IN FOnI'
u S s Lackawanna, Wilson - SO
U.S.S. Wachusetts, Pearson
II. b. NJ. s. Mutinc, f. Edwards.
French man.of.war Limicr
Am ship Hope, tH rne+fF
Ship Abcraman, Chapman
Slip Gettysburg, Thcobald
Bark ID G Murray, jerks
Blk Hermann
Bark Ullock ht
Bark Revere. 8 EF}s
Bark Forest Queen
Bark Emerald
Dktnc Eureka, Pcnhallow
Am tern Datoka, ...........-..
Tern Ford
Bgtne Consuclo, Howard
Bgtne John ID Sprcckcls CE.Y
Bgtnc Morning Star
Haw brig Ninito, Cameron
Schr Anna, McCulfoch
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
A BOSTON STORY.

A certain young man in this city
can never be argued out OF belief
in the total depravity of inanimate
things, which has been impressed
upon him in n singular and forcible
manner. Last Saturday night he
came home very late from the club
although that fact is neither here nor
there. On reaching his sleeping
apartment he proceeded to undress
according to an unvarying system
into which he has fallen. He re-
moved his coat and vest and hung
them over the back of chair Then
he sat down and took off his shoes.
He then drew off a certain other gar
ment-in short, his trousers-in one
pocket of which he was accustomed to
carry penknife and the key to his
office desk. On doing SO he heard
the knife fall upon the wash-stand
and finished disrobing. In the morn
ing he arose betimes, and, on resum-
ing his trousers, discovered that his
key was missing. He groveled all
over the floor looking after it, but
without effect, and although hunting
high and ow.could find nothing of it.
As it stormed that day and the walk
ing was bad he put on pair OF heavy
boots, which he wore all day, and
donned again on Monday morning.
On Sunday he tried all manner of
keys on his desk, but owing to the dia-
bolical ingenuity of the lock maker,
none would fit, and an Monday he got
a locksmith to come up, who, after a
long trial, picked the lock, and at his
order, made him two new keys, so
that no such calamity as he had en-
dured should again fall upon him.
With these two keys in his pocket he
went home Monday night to prepare
for the theater, and on putting on the
dress shoes he had worn at the club
found the missing key in the toe of
one of them. The language that he
used at this discovery was OF some
what lurid character, but 1t seemed
to do him good. And he swears and
affirms that the key jumped into the
shoe on purpose, having previously
arranged with the knife to fall loudly
on the floor at the same moment and
avert suspicion; and he furthermore
deposes that the key will not now fit
his desk, as it had stretched the slot
in it SO widely by grinning over its
little joke that it canuot move the
bolt in the lock- Boston Journal.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
w0MEN's BANGS.

Nature has given woman fore
head, which is one of her chief adorn-
ments. The Flathead Indians think
the forehead mistake, and mash it
out of all decent shape by pressing
the heads of their infants between
cruel boards. This gives the heads
thus mashed an idiotic and inelegant
appearance. We do not permanently
deprive woman of her forehead by
fiattening out her skull; but the
caprice Of the hair-fashioner has put
the forehead into temporary retire
ment. The lady trims her hair so that
considerable portion of it falls over
in front toward the eyes. The cur
tain of hair thus hiding the best part
of the forehead is known by the name
of ''bang." No satisfactory account
is given either of the origin of the
name or the invention of the fashion.
There are fashions which have some
reasonable apology for their existence,
in intrinsic beauty, physical health
fulness or teneticent moral effect
The "bang" is not one of these. 1t
spoils a high brow and is of no adj
vantage to low one. 1t reduces the
appearance of an intellectual young
lady to something like very ordinary
mediocrity. If it appears in the style
of few graceful curls airily and
saucily playing about the top of the
forehead, there may be degree of
beauty in it. The curly bang is some
times seen. but it has of late largely
given way to that which is cut on a
straight line and brushed down in the
direction of the eyes and nose. Phil
adelphia Press.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
POVERTY AND DISTRESS.

That poverty which produces the greatest
distress is not of the purse but of the blood
Deprived of its richness it becomes scant and
watery, a condition termed anemid in medical
writings Given this condition, and scrofulous
swellings and sores, general and nervous
debility, loss.of flesh and appetite, weak lungs,
throat disease, splitting of blood and consump
ton. are among the common results. If you
are q sufferer from thin, poor blood employ
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
which enriches the blood and cures these grave
affections. Is more nutritive than cod liver
oil, and is harmless in any condition OF the
system, yet powerful to cure. BY druggists.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
THE PASTOR.

They carried pie to the pastors house,
And they scattered the floor with crumbs,
And marked the leaves of his choicest books
With the prints of their greasy thun bs.
They piled his dishes high and thick
With lot of unhealthy cake,
While they gobbled the buttered toast ana
rolls
Which the pastors wife did make.
They hung round Clytie's classic neck
Their apple parings in sport, -.
Ano every one laughed when clumsy tout
Split his tea on the pianoforte.
Next day the parson went down on his kness
With his wife, but not to pray:
Oh. no: twas to scrape the grease and dirt
From the carpet and stairs away.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
A COMMON SENSE VIEW.

When You see a medicine advertised and
neither know nor can hear anything IN
regard to its reliability it is an easy matter
asc rtain the reputation and sstandng of the
manufacturer. Find out who. makes. It
How do they stand at home? Are they truthful!
Are they honest DO they pay their debts? Do
they know anything about medicine and its T.
fects? If they wanting in any of these 1t is
safer to let their product alone; for in preparing
drugs. more than any ether business, there is the
opportunity to cheaper and adulter tie, and the
only guarantee we can haveis the honesty of the
manufact urer, and 1t does not look reasonable
that the proprietor of Ammen's Cough Syrup
would b. willing o let remedy bear his name
did he not know its worth.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

.Among the ladies who may read this there
may bc several sickly ones who have made up
their minds to act on the old saw which
specifies that what can't Ne cured, must be
endured" While the truth of the old prcverb
is self-evident it is just possible they. may
have erred in judgment as to the possibilities,
of the healing art outside of the medical
profession, and before giving up in despair
they had better test the efficacy of Mrs. LYDIA
4. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, which
is now attracting universal attention.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
s}iS rs

Is uniaillng AMI infai
Liable in caring Epil.
optic Fits. Spasms.
Commissions. st. Nitus
Dance. Alcoholism,
Opium Eating. Ncr.
Nous debility, SCro!uia
and all Nervous aud
blood diseases. To
Clcrgynen, Lawyers.
Literary men, Mer-
chants. Bankers, La
dies and all whose Sc
dentary employment
causes Nervous Pros.
tration, irregularities
OF the blood. stomach,
bowels or kindeys. or
who require II JierNe
tonic. nppetiscr or
siimillant. Samaritan
NerVine y invaluable
Thousands proclaim II
ihe most wonderful In.
be sinking sy stem. For
n. =. \. RICHMOND
tors. st. Joseph. Mo.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
mo YOU HAVEN'T"

customer asked druggist in the city OF
San Jose, Cal, for n bottle of Ammen's Cough
Syrup. The druggist examined ms she,i
generally keen it, but are ont Of it; but have
other prepnrat ions Just as good or better The
customer replied. No you havnt; q mmen
knuow it--and there is no use to tryto sell me
something else, for won't have any thing but
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Everybody that has tried Ammen's Cough
syrup Continues its use; besides. they tell their
other day when n customer asked for a bottle of
Ammen's Cough syrup, saying, Il donot know
anything about il myself. but my neighbor I'd. "a.
nse ~ three bottles has or ely cured his cough
of two years standing: in fact. he says 1T Is the
best medicine in the world for coughs, colds and
iung complaints and that one-dollar bottle
did him more good than all the prescriptions
he had from the doctors.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
AN HONEST POUND.

"STAR' is the ONLY first-class. Tobacco
that is always put up in 16 ozs to the pound
plug. Consumers who buy Tobacco by the
plug, will save ozs. on each plug by .purchas-
ing STAR. For proof of this, weigh your
Tobacco. Tin Stars on each plug
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Prof. Young of Princeton College.
"Take railroad from the earth to the
sun, with a train running 40 miles an
hour without stops, and it would take
about 295 years and a little over to
make q Journey" He estimates the
fare, at q cent a mile. to be $780,
These figures kill the project
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

+.#"Middle measures are often but middling
measures" There are no middlings' about
Kidney Wort. 1t is the most thoroughly re-
fined Flower of medicine. 1t knows no half
way measures, but radically uproots all dis
eases of the kidneys, liver and bowels. 1t
oveithrows piles, abo.ishes constipation an
treats the system so gently and soothing y as
to prove its true kinship to nature in all it
praises 1t is prepared in both liquid ana dry
form.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Dr. Pierce's pleasant Purgative Pellets"
are sugar coated and inc .osed in glass bott es,
their virtues being thereby preserved unim-
paired for any len 9Th of time, in any innate,
so that they are always fres an reliable. No
cheap wooden or pasteboard boxes. By drug
pists
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
A NOTED But UNTIrIEo WOMAN

Messrs EdNors:-
The above is good likeness Of sirs Lydia T. Pink.
ham, Of Lynn, Mass, who above n other human beings
may DO truthfully called the Dear Friend Of Woman
as some Of her correspondents love to cali her. She
Is zealousy devoted to her work. which is the outcome
of a Hfe-study, ana Is Obliged Co keep six lady
assistants help her answer the largo correspondence
which daily pours upon her. each bearing its special
burden of suffering, joy at release frsm 1t. Her
Vegetable Compound is medicine for good and not
evil purposcs have personally investigated 1t and
am satisfied of tho truth of this
On account Of it, proven merits, 10 Is recommended
and prescribed b. the b,s; physicians In the country
One says; cit works like charm and saves much
main II will cure entirely the worst form Of falling
of the uterus Leucorrh@a, irregular and painful
Mcns;ruatlon all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
liberation Floodins, all pisplacemepts and the con-
scouent spinal weakness and is especially adapted to
tho Change Of Life"
..pcrmeatcs every portion OF the system and gives
new life and vgor. II removes faintness natuency,
destroys all craving for stimuants and relieves weak
ness of the stomach. II cures Floating, Headaches,
Nervous Pros.raton, General Debility siccplessnes,
Depression and Indigestion. That feeling Of bearing
down. causing pain. weight an! lac.sachc, IL always
permanently cured by It's use. 1t viii at all times and
under all circumstances, act in harmony with the law
that governs the fc;-alc syr;oIa.
1t only 81 per Lotte or SIX for g. and Is sold BY
druggists Any advice rccu,-ocesc special cases. and
tn. names CT mary VITO have been rctored to perfect
health by the rse q the vcotato Compound, can he
obi aimed by addressing Mrs r. with stamp for reply
at her home IN Lynn, Lass.
For Kidney Complaint 81 either sex this compounds
UNSURPASSED az abundant Testimonials show.
"Mrs Pintharas Liver riils,' says enc writer "sre
the best IN the ,rorlt for to OF Constipation,
Btllousness and Torp.dy CT the liver. Her Blood
Purifier works wonders In its special limo ana hds fair
to equal the Compound in its popularity.
AL must respect her an Angel OF Mercy whose soils
ambition Is to good to others
Philadelphia. Pa " MS =. NJ y
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Butler. the Bouncer," is the expressive
way in which a Boston paper alludes to the
Governor of Massachusetts.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

As tonic and nervine for debilitated women
nothing surpasscs Dr. Piercos "Favorlte IRE
scription." BY druggists.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05
$4,000 REWARD!

VIII he paid for the detection and conviction
of any person selling or dealing in any bogus,
counterfeit or imitation HoP BITTERs, especial
ly Bitters or preparations with the word HOP
or HoPs in their name or connected Herewith,
that is intended to mislead and cheat the pub
lie, or for any preparation put in any form,
pretending to be the same as HoP BTTERs
The Genuine have clusters of GREEN HOPS
(notice this) printed on the white label, and
are the purest and best medicine ON earth, es-
pecially for Kidney, Liver and Nervous Dis
eases. Beware of all others, and of all pre-
tended formulas or recipes of Hop BIrrERs
published in papers or for sale, as they are
frauds and swindles. Whoever deals in any
but the genuine will be prosecuted.
HOP BITrERs MIRO. Co.,
Rochester, ". Y.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

ssThe Diamond Dyes always do more than
they claim to do Color over that old dress.
1t will look like new. Only 10 cents.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

The successful grocers have generally started
business on a small scale.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Kind words are like bald heads; they car
never dye.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Nash county, n. c., boasts of a colored boy
seven feet high.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Showers get the drop on a man who ia not
armed with an umbrella.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

Spel-bound Stuck on a word at Iii =
match.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

CARPETS and furniture 20 per cent. cheaper
At III. Shellhaas' nth St., Oakland.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-05-05

A solemn measure-The graveyard
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-09-20
1t was all Right.

A man who was looking through a
secondhand store in Brooklyn, with a
view of finding bedstead to suit him,
finally exa lined one, and asked:
care you sure there are no bugs in
this?n
Bugs! Why dot pedstead was oudt of
of my own family! We got it when my
Brudder Moses vhas here, und now he
has gone away 1 sell it for half-price." }"
"Say L believe it has bugs in.
"Ompossible, my frendt. My wife
vhas so neat dot if she knew of such
tings in der house she 60 Crazy"
"And I'll be hanged if here isn't a
proof" exclaimed the customer, as he
pointed to an ulimpeachable evidence.
"Vhell! vhell"'
The customer was going out with a
heart-broken look ON his face when the
other detained him, and said:
"Dot's all right after all. Efyou buy
dot pedstead you know you have bugs
from respectable family! Moses vhas
head-clerk in Rochester, und you know
1 vhas here 81 years in peesnees."-
Wal Street Ne,Cs.