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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19
REGULAR PROCEEDINGS.
The Chaplinc street Grade-SariOus
Matters of Interest


Matters of Interest.
Council was called, last evening, TO con-
slider petition IN relation TO the Citizens
Railway Company. This petition, done
up with the undeniable John Hancock of
Coroner SChuitze. was from certain citi-
zens living along Chap.ine street, between
Twenty fourth and Twenty streets
and set forth that the track of the COM
pany was laid - inches above grade,
thereby causing, daring rains, an overflow
that was damaging to the property OF pc.
titiOnCrs. They asked that inasmuch as
the company was now reiaying its track,
they lie maze to place it at grade.
When this came up for consideration in
the Second Branch, the following members
/ e the mark for the customary rhetorical
struggle MeSsrs. Clator Dickman, Gavin.
GroCaR, Hsberfield, Healy, Jones kimber-
ly, Mckinley. Peterson, Picket, Roth,
Smith, q. o, Wilkinson, 'Wingerter, Work
and President.
The petition having been read, the in.
evitable discussion began. Mr.. GroSan,
from the Sixth, explained that Chapline
street at the point named, was some fifteen
inches above the curb, and the citizens
wanted il reduced.
Mr.. Petersen moved TO refer the matter
to the Board of Public Works, with power
to act. This was demured to, as certain
members wanted speedy action, as the
street car company had already laid its
track to the intersection OF Twenty fourth
street.
Mr.. Kimb,rl thought there was such a
complication of grades, curbs, combs and
sewers that emily the board and the survey
or could deal with. This seemed the pre-
prevailing tone and the matter was referred
to the board for action.
Chief Marshal Dnnning presented the
following changes in the fire department:
Jacob Ritz. tIllermsn at the Hook and
Ladder, vice Henry Mason; Vim. Johnson,
Vim. Ricketts,, Patrick Mshoney, to be ex-
trs men at the AtlSntic, vice Homer Cline,
Geo Ricketts, and Clinton Mooney. These
we're confirmed.
The Cleveland. Lorain & Wheeling Rail.
road Company presented petition setting
forth that IL had no proper wharfage facili
ties for its transfer boat, and asking lower
rates and the privilege OF placing wharf
boat at the lower end of the paved wharf
Referred 10 the committee on wharvas.
Vim. ii Zimmerman asked for a rebate
on bis COTE honse license for last year.
IL wsS laid over, a majority. but not the
necessary ,two-thirds, having voted for
payment -
Mrs. Thos. Muldoon complained that
after having rented stall at the Second
ward Earket, she was not permitted TO &C
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..IHx rou.r.Ix or rourH.-
1.-The Great, che Gses. the Inviseisie'

1.-The Great, che Deed. the Inviseisie.
the CsBqaerer."
Mr.. Charles weeden, OF Isl Pine Street,
Providence, R L.. ssys:Inuring the past
twenty years have been ., great ssfscef
from a very lame back, which / supposed
was caused by Rheumatism or Neuralgia
About six years ago had severe sickness
from bowel disorder. and was OBLIGED TO Cali .
doctor, and while being treated By him ne In
formed me that he had discover ed ~ mptoms
Of kidney Disease. bat he gavS me no medi.
cine for u, and suffered on from the aches
and pains, " hich were inereasiDs constantly,
and for which applied plasters aud iini'
n,ents in unlimited quantities, but obtained
NO permanens relief.
.About thru . months since I was eompssis-
ing to friend of my aches, pains ana troS-
bles, and he urged me TO Try Hunts Remsdy'
a. he knew OF some remark able cures o. KID
ney Diseases effecsed by its use. l deo'ded
10 try It, and began to take it. having but
very little faith thst 1t would relieve me. ssi
am In my seventeen year, but TO my great
deiish, before had taken the contents OF the
nrst bottle my lame back was better, the pains
had disappeared, and my health was I'm
proved every way. 1 sleep better, aud have
an excellent appetite, and Notwithstanding
my advanced age am able TO attend to ousi.
ness daily. I greatly regret that did not
take Hunts Remedy when was nrst
troubled with the lame back, as ! fully be-
lieye thai II would have saved me from near
" twenty years OF suffering. am no oeliev-
er in patent medicines Tor quack medicines
MS nost OF them are rightly called, bat when
such q valuable and reliable medicine as
Hunts Remedy is to be obtained Am glad 70
testify to its great merits in the highest terms,
and chcerfuily recommend II 70 all who are
afflicted with Kidney d seases."
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(ourt Notes.

The iurv received the railroad case yes
terday afternoon, bat were unable to agree
and were discharged until this morning. :,
The State AGAINST Francis Nolan, charged
with burglary. This case occupied the day,
and in the evening aboutG o'clock, the jury
returned q verdict for petit larceny. We
would like to know how burg larry can be
changed into petit larceny. Our statute
is certainly much at fault in this particu'
lar.
Argument on the motion for new trial
in the Epples and Stuart case, was set Tor
Nav CE
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KAuoEA. Mo, Feb. o, 1880

purchased i've bottles of your Hop Bit.
tiers of Bishop & Co. last fall for my daugh
ter, and am well pleased with the Bitters.
They did her more good than all the medi.
cine she has taken for six years.
WV. T. MCCLrRE.
The above is from a very reliable farmer,
whose daughter was in poor health for
seven or eight years and could obtain no
relief until she used Hop Bitter. She is
now in as good health as any person in the
country. We have large sale, and they
are making remarkable cures.
w II BrsUOp e Co.
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Some Other mime"
To the Editor Of he Register.

10 inc EAU" ~ UTe hytS0'.
In your to-day's issue l notice a sqnib
taken from the Cambridge Jeb1sO.iIH, con-
corning "a war to be waged about the post.
Office unless DR.. Todd quietly vacates the
place. that Col. Taylor and Mr.. Woodcock
are preparing mine for DR.. Todd
As was in Cambridge last week con-
sulting Coils. Taylor and Anderson on
legal business, ! suppose that some one,
aware of my intercourse with them, may
have conjectured that it was in reference to
the Bridgeport postmaster.
As the report may be embarrassing to
Col. Taylor, hasten to correct the matter
by saying that / (nor Col. Taylor. so far as
know do not intend to beard the lion in
his den."
If any mime" is preparing 1t must he
credited to others. J. NJ. WooDCoCK,
BRrDGEPoRI, May IS, 1888.
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For You,
Madam,

Whose Complexion betrays
some humilfating imperfee-
ton, whose mirror tells you
that you are Tanned, Sallon
and disfigured in eounte.,
nance, or have Eruptonsl
Redness, Roughness or uni
wholesome tints OF Complex;
ion, we say use Hagan's lag;
nOlia Balm. -@~lpNmN
Sit is a delicate, harmless
and delightful article, pro.
ducing the most natural ana
enhancing tints, the artifci:
atty OF which no Observer
can detect, and which soon
becomes permanent il the
Magnolia Balm is judieiously
used.
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All safe Again.
To the Editor Of the Register

To The Edl'0T q NC NeyN1''
have this afternoon examined into the
sanitary condition and surroundings OF the
Mt. Beileyiew Hotel and find them excel
lent The proprietor has thoroughly rem
noyated and disinfected the premises, and
in my opinion all danger OF contagion is
removed T. 0. EDWARDS, NJ. d.
Health Officer.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19
A Startling Discovery,

Physicians are often startled by remarka.
BILE discoveries. The fact that DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption and all
Thrort and Lung diseases is daily curing
patients that they have given up to die, is
starting them to realize their sense OF duty,
and examine into the merits of this won
derful discovery; resulting in hundreds OF
our besl physicians using it in their prac-
tiCe. Trial bottles l0c at Logan x Co.'S
Bridge Corner Drug Store. Regular size
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19
TALK ABOUT PRICES, LOOK
HERE.

women'S Cloth Top Button
Shoes, at S1.25.
ChiId's Button Shoes. : to 40, ut
75 cents.
Child's Button Shoes, 1 to :,
at 80 cents.
And all other goods in proper
ton. j. w. ANiCK.
1143 Main street,
Near Twelfth Street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19
The weather To DAY.

WASHINGTON, d. c., May 19.-For Ten
nessee and the Ohio Valley-Partly CiOu,iy
weather, light rains, sou herly yeerIng to
westerly winds in east portion, lower pres-
sure, St. iOuary or higher temperature
For the Lower Lake Regien-Pirtly
cloupdy weather, local rains, warmer
southeriy yeering 10 westerly winds. sta
iIonaTy ar lower pressure.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

The P. c. & st. l.. Ry. Co. announce The
running of through coaches between
Wheeling and Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh
and Wheeling as follows: The train leav.
ing Wheeling at AZ =. NJ. will have q
through coach for Pittsburgh. and the
train leaving Pittsburgh at s:l5 A. NJ. will
have a through coach for Wheeling. The
train leaving Pittsburgh at l p. NJ. makes
direct connection for Wheeling. arriy-
ing at the latter place at 3:57 =. NJ, max.
ing three through trains each way daily,
Sundays excepted.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

MARLHALL Il Co., ITO Main st., are offer.
ing special Bargains every week. Last
week they sold their large assortment OF
hosiery at lower prices than We ever saw
same qualities. This coming week they
ore going to make specialties on parasols
and lawns.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19
A Literary Curiosity.

WHEELING, May Is, 1883.
Received from DR.. w. H. Hale Fifty Dol
lars for license to practice medicine In
Ohio county. w. Va, from May Ia, 1888,
to June II, 1888. w. n. MAppLk;
(S5000) Deputy sherin, tol
G p BRowN, Sheriff Of Ohio County.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

LADIES, II you want a nice, stylish shoe,
before making your purchases, you should
call and see the Spanish and Bernhardt
Button, just received at l.. V. Blends.
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These are solid Facts.

The best purifier and system regulator
ever placed within the reach OF suffering
humanity, truly is Electric Bitters. lnac-
tivity Of the liver, biliOusness, jaundice,
constipation, weak kidneys, or any dis
ease OF the urinary organs, or who ever re-
euires an appetizer, tonic or mild stimu'
liant, will always find Electric Bitters the
best and only certain cure known. They
act surely and quickly, every bottle guar
anteed to give entire satisfaction or money
refukded. Sold at so cents bottle by
Logan & Co., druggists, Bridge Corner.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

THERE is no other shoe dealers in Wheel.
ing that will sell you Boots or Shoes as low
as they do at the Bargain Shoe House, "A
Twelfth street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

MegYISG GLORY Baking Powder always
pure and fresh, and most economical In
the market. Sold by all leading grocers.
u. s. Feeney, Proprietor.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

GENUINE bargains in boots and shoes OF
every description offering this week at l..
V. Blends.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

" you want your pianos thoroughly
tuned by frst-class tuner, leave your or
ders at Wilson & Banners, 1910 Market st.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

YESTERDAY four new valves we're placed
on the United engine by Mr.. Weisgerber, q
machinist employed by the b. 60. rail
road company,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

Artistic engraving by ma
chinery Oh Gold, silver, Pearl
and Ivory. JACOB w. GRUBB,
JeWeler.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

GENTLEMEN IL you want nice. stylish
shoe, call and inspect my stock OF hand
sewed, button and crimped Congress be.
fore purchasing. All goods sold at their
real value. j.. V. Blond.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

RELIABLE help for the weak, nervous,
debilitated dyspeptic sufferer found in
Browns Iron Bitters.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

Go TO the Bargain Shoe House and pat.
rOnize them. They sell shoes at about one
half the usual price.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

THF boss L. p White Custom Made Shirt
at c. Hess & Sons, at 81.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

Fok en- almost instant cure Of sprains,
lameness. burns. scaids, bruises, &c, uss
McIain,s Good Intent Imminent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

ORANGE water, ice. chocolate, vanilla and
strawberry cream, made OF fresh strawber.
ries, at Mrs. Ziegenfelder's, to-day.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

II your children are suffering from
worms, u>e Mclnin's Candy. Never fails.
Purely veg able and easily given.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

ONE hundred dollars will buy a second.
hand piano at Wilson & Banners, Main
stree.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

Use McIaiI'S Fruit Extracts. the incest
article fer iluyoring in the market Always
reliSbl
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

The boss L. P. White Custom Male
Shirt, at c. Hess & Sons, at 81.
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NV ADVGRTI6IMRTo.
FARM FOR SALE.

A BEAUTIFUL FARM or BETWEEN
IA 81 and no acres, within two miles Of the
city, on which there Ii q hne house, large
bearing orchard; also, email mutt In abund.
snoe. Underlaid with coal Price, 500 pSf
acre. w. 8. HI cCHINB. I
Real Estate Agent
mai9 30 Twelfth btreet,
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TIE boss I. P. White Custom Made Shirt
at c. Hess 4 Sons, at 81.
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DIED..

HARKINS-On Friday, May Is, 1888. at 10 p.
NJ, Mrs. JANE HARKISs, relict Of Daniel Har.
kins, in her I'D year, At her residence, No.
2llS Eofi street, Wheeling.
Funeral notice in Sunday paperx
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1883-05-19

STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE
Cream PuffS,
Oscar WildeS,
This Afternoon and Evening at
The Wheeling Bakery Co.'S
Retail Counter.
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Henry Jacobs,
1854 MAIN STREET.
BARGAINS!

Bargains in Lace Curtains,
At Jacobs.
Bargains in Parasols,
At Jacobs,
Bargains in Black Silks,
At Jacobs.
Bargains in Colored Silks,
At Jacobs.
Bargains in Summer Silks,
At Jacobs.
Bargains in White Goods,
At Jacobs.
Bargains in Lawns,
At Jacobs &.
Bargains in all the new shades
in CashmereS and Nuns
Veilings, at
Jacobs.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-10-31
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Early English-Baby talk.
The cause of all taffy-1asses.
Writing a wrong is the forger's
work.
When hen retires for the night, it
is quite proper to speak of her as
rooster.
"No more reflections, please" said
the looking glass after it had tumbled
Gown stairs.-Ne1O York Journal.
Dried apricots are likely to be a
prominent article of export from
California. They are not SO swell as
the dried apples.-PicGyaaae.
A girl can climb fence very handily
and gracefully--at least some girls can
but not if fellow yells snakes r.
just as she is getting over.-Boston
Post.
A woman applied for a place as
street car driver. "Can you manage
mules ?" askel an employer. "I should
smile," she said, "I've had two hus-
bands"
An Ohio dentist has devoted himself
to active politics, probably on the
ground that his calling has fitted him
for taking the stump. '-PittSbttr9
Ttlegrapb.
Colonel Prjewalsky is the leader Of a
proposed Russian scientific expedition.
II they go up North they had better
1asten that name on the bow Of the
boat to crack icebergs with.-BurLing-
ton Free Press.
1t is said that English sparrows are
being palmed off for reed-birds at
restaurants. People who are anxious
to have the English sparrow EXTERN
mated should always call for reed
bird. d.-LolCeU COurieT.
There is grocer out West who is
said to be so mean that he was seen to
catch fly off his counter, hold him up
by the hind legs and look in the cracks
of his feet to see if he hadn't been
stealing some sugar.-SOmerCiLie Jour
nal.
When a man is sitting still, stead
fastly gazing at nothing, his wife
hasn't a word to say to him; but as
soon as he takes up e paper or book
to read, she takes a long breath and
almost browns him with an avalanche
of euestions.-Pack.
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LeSsens.

NJ. de Lesseps, the protector and
manager of the Suez canal, is an old
man, vet he is as healthy and vigorous
as a strong man of fifty. He attrib-
utes his vitality to the way in which
his father reared him His childhood
was as free and natural as a young
savage He wore no more clothing
than decency re eIGired, was obliged to
take regular exercise, and was never
Overfed. When he was five years old
he could ride mettlesome horse.
He has brought up his own children
as he was reared. They are not over
dressed, nor oYerfed, nor under
exercised. The Youngest of the ten,
an infant, is clothed in a sleeveless
garment Of soft cotton, which re-
strains neither arms nor legs when it
wishes to kick.
Nature, says NJ. de Lesseps, does
better for the infant, in warm and
temperate climates, than the dress
makers art can do. She envelopes it
in fat tissue gives it, when not inter-
fered with, fresh and beautiful skin,
and prompts it to graceful movements.
The sight of a finely dressed child
CRATES upon the old mans nerves, and
he compares Il little G ri, dressed in
frills, sash, and knitted leggins, to
bantam fowl. Before his own boys
were old enough TO play marbles or
dress dolls, he gave them ponies and
taught them how to ride Their nur-
sery maids and goyernesses have al
ways been trained by the following
rules
Little meat; less clothing; un-
limited exeri,e; food to be given in
the han whenever it is asked for, but
only twice a day at table,
"A child VINO p avs while eating
merely eats to appeuse hunger, and
does not run into gluttony.
"a child who is only allowed to eat
at fixed hours and at table meals, is
sure to gorge itself and take more than
u requires, - ROUTES comp lRtoa
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oooD-NIoHr AND ooop-MoRRow.

The fires are all burned out, the lamps are
low.
The guests are gone the cups are drained
and dry.
Here, then, was somewhat once Of revelry:
But now no more at all the fires shall
glow,
Nor song be heard, nor laughter, nor wine
Cow.
Chill is the air gray CLEANS the wintry
sky
Through lifeless boughs drear winds begin
tosigh.
'Tis time, my heart, for us to rise and go
Up the steep stair, till that dark room W
gain
Where sleep awaits us, brooding by that
bed
ON which who lies forgets all joy and pain,
Nor weeps in dreams for some sweet thing
long fled
It's cold and lonely now set wide the door /;
Good-morrow, heart, and rest thee evermore
Philip Bourke Mdrston, in Harper.
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DO the Best You Can,

A story is told Of a king who went
into his garden one morning and found
everything wthering and dying. He
asked an oak that stood near the gate
what the trouble was, lie found that
it was sick of life and determined to
die because it was not tall and beauti-
full like the pine. The pine was out Of
heart because it could not bear grapes
lik the inc. The vine was going to
throw its life away because it could
not stand erect and have as fine fruit
as the pomegranate; and 50 through
out the garden. Coming to heart s.
ease, he found its bright face uplifted,
as full of cheerfulneSs as ever. said
the king: "Well, heart rt's-ease, am
glad TO ind one brave little flower in
this general discOuragement and dying,
You don't seem one bit disheartened ="
"No, your ma esty. l know | am of
small account, but | concluded you
wanted heart s-ease when you planted
me. If you had wanted an oak or a
pine OF a vine OF pomegranate, you
would have set one out. So l am
bound to be the best hearts-ease that
ever l can" Very wise, truly, was
the heart's-ease We had better fol,
low its example.
The fig is said to be a sure crop in
most Of the southern States. The cost
of cultivation is triling
English MethOdists give 81 .000. 600 a
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-10-31
A Tub for a Habitation.

1t is a fashion among persons of
means when they build residences for
their own occupancy 90 adopt a style
and arrangement different in some way
from every other residence they have
ever seen, but it has been left to A. ID.
Tufts, of Portland, Oregon, to con-
struct a habitatiOn unapproarh in
originality of design. He lives lin a
tub. The tub is oblong, being about
ten feet long, six feet wide and eight
feet high. Rafters six inches high are
laid on top, upon which there is a
tongued and grooyeG roof covered with
tin. The roof overhangs the tub
several inches, and the space between
the top of the stayeS and the ceiling
serves alike for. ventilation and light
\ door of the usual size is the means
Of entrance. The inner walls are
painted white, as is the ceiling, and an
ingram carpet of neat design covers
the floor. The furniture consists of a
wash-stand, two chairs, an open stove,
connecting through a thimble with a
pipe outside, a narrow bed swung
hammock fashion, several cheap en-
cravings, and swinging shelves con-
tanning books. A wOman's supervision
cou.d not make the dwelling neater.
Mr.. Tufts is bachelor, and "dines
out"
Aooord;,,. - o .ooo,4 ,,,,., Al, =.
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TIT FOR TAT,
DUET FROM THE "MERRY DUcBrs'

DUET FROM THE "MERRY DUCHESS"
BRABAzoN.
Do you remember, IN, my love,
Our pleasant walks together
The little trips TO Hampton court
All in the pleasant weatherl
RowENA.
Yes, l remember; yes, remember that
BRABAzoN.
Do you remember Richmond, love,
The Star and Garter dinner;
The little dinner and the gloves
OF which you were the winnerl
RowENA.
don't remember; don't remember ans
BRABAzoN
1t must have been the other girl.
RowENA
Do you remember Brighton, love.
Where on the pier we'd linger,
And what you said that moonlight night
You slipped this on my fingers
[ShotUing ring.
BRABAzoN.
don't remember; don't remember that
1t must have been the other chap.
RowENA.
Ah, yes; it must have been the other chap
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The fig is said to be a sure crop in
most Of the southern States. The cost
of cultivation is triling,
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RATES oF ADVERTISING.

Legal notices at established rates.
Marriage and death notices gratis.
All bills for yearly advertisements collected
quarterly. Temporary advertisements must
be paid in advance.
Job work, cash On delivery.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-10-31

"You have very sweet lips" said a
traveller to the fair damsel at a five
minutes s-for-refreshment railroad res
taurant, as he laid down sandwich
on which he could make no impression,
but must say l can't go your
tongue {" Fortunately the train
started when it did, OF the traveller
would have got more tongue than he
bargained dfor.-StateSmaR.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-10-31

The high school girl explained tG
her particular friend yesterday that
" He kicked the buc,SOt" was slang,
and that the polite expression was:
" He propelled his PEDAL eXtremities
with violence again5t a familiar uten-
sil used for the Transportation Of
gator,"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-10-31

According to a recent census the
population OF Egypt is 6,79S,2OO,