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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13

Every woman who suffers from Sick Head
ache, and who dislikes 10 take bitter doses,
should try Carter's Little Liver Pills. They
are the easiest OF all medicines 10 take. A
positive cure for the above distressing CON-
plant; give prompt relief In Dyspepsia and
Indigestion; prevent and cure Constipation
and Piles. As easy 10 take as sugar. Only
one pill desc. 40 ina vial. Price 25 cents.
If YOU try them you will not be without them.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13

Steel knives which arc not in daily
use may be kept from rusting if they
are dipped in strong solution of soda
one part of water to four CT soda;
then wipe dry, roll In flannel and keep
IN O dry place
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13

Eruptions and malignant fevers are con
quered and cured by Samaritan Neroine. sl.5O
PREVENT crooked boots and bistered heels
BY wearing Lyons Patent Heel Stiffners.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13

FOR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION. Depression OF
Spirits and General Debility. In their various forms
also as a preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers, the "FERRO- PHoSPHo-
RATED ELIXIR OF CALIsAYA," made by Caswell.
Hazard Co., New York, and sold by all Druggists,
il the best tonic; and for patients recovering from
EpYcr Ofher sick ness. II Inns eQnnl.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13

BUCHU-PAIBA" Quick, complete cure for al au-
noying Kidney and Urinary Diseases. ~.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13
An honorable ylce-A Vice President.

Nothing better for Asthma than Plso's Cure 70
Consumption. 25c per bottle.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13
Look Ont For Yraudsi

The ger uine Rough on Corns" Is made on
r.. =. Wells proprietor OF Rough IN kats') and la
laughing face of man on labels. lie. 25c. Bottles
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13
Cleveland Ohio.

Though his wings have been clipped by the
clock keepers, time flies as Of old.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-12-13

There is deep-seated conviction in Marsha
that young Sibley committed suicide.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
Friday, April 20, 1883.
SOME HILLS.

The New York Sun is satirically hilarious over the bill pending in the legislature of this State prohibiting the issue by railroads of free passes to the members and providing that the comptroller purchase tickets for them. It says: There is no more reason why the State, even if it is unfortunate enough to be compelled to pay them some thing for their supposed services, should pay for their railroad tickets than for their thea Ire tickets or for the disastrous results of their over confidence In opening jack pots. Let them pluck up spirit, and pay their fares out of their own pockets, or else go to the State almshouse and be taken care of as con fessed psupers. Connecticut has not, so far as known, any such model institution as the Tewksbury almshouse, which would be 8 most appropriate place of residence for these Connecticut sages who are too poor to pay their own fares.
 We do not wonder that this bill exeites the mirth and the scorn of the Sun. But it is not Ca circumstance" to some of the bills that have been gravely considered by the legislature of this State. For instance, the bill providing that the salaries of two of the members who died before taking their seats shall be paid to their widows An amend ment to this bill has been suggested, al though we believe it has not yet been actual Iy presented, providing that salaries be paid to the widows of all those who would have been elected if they had not died. We sug- gest that still another step be taken, and that salaries be voted to the families of all who die before attaining unto 8 seat in the lsgis- Iature. If anyone who dies before he be- comes member of that body ought to be compensated for his sad misfortune then everyone ought to be. We hope that no one deserving of legislative sympathy will be emitted
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

"The Educational Bureau" of Cleveland is a novel and useful institution. MT. Charles E. Bolton a young newspaper writer and
 business man, invented it, and number of the leading men of the city helped him found and carry it on. It has now been running two winters and is considered great success. It combines practical instruction and popu- lar entertainment for ''the lower classes. ''Ar- engagements were made on very advantageous terms for the use of the large Peoples Tab ernacle, right in the heart of the business portion of the city. Course tickets for twen- ty entertainments were furnished for $1.5o, and 15 cents charged for single admission. The first ten, indoors, have already been given, and the ten following are to consist Of concerts during the summer months on the public square. During the winter season the doors were opened early, and as the vis- itors entered each was presented with pam phlet containing condensed outline of some science, graphically told, the history of the United States, brief sketches of celebrated mus ical composers, and matters of 8 similar char acter. Musical preludes by a trained and large orchestra followed until 8:1O, when the audience was allowed to change it's position for five minutes by standing. Then the principal concert or lecture of the evening began. The music was both instrumental and vocal and the lectures on popular scien- tifc topics by the best talent that could be procured. among those in the course being Joseph Cook, John B. Cough, Governor St. John of Kansas, and others of like charac- ter. General Eaton, Commissioner of Edu- cation, was present at the final entertainment few evenings ago, where Governor Foster presided, and declared that there has been no much work done anywhere in the United States, and gave 1t his most earnest con- mendation. The average attendance has been 4,o0O. Books and papers to the num- Der of 119,2 200 have been given away, and there is balance of over $2, 900 in the treas
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
PREMATURE,

The report that MT. Gladstone will visit America is Premier tour.-The Drummer.
 'sThe largest button house in New York has suspended" Now, if the largest suspen- der house had buttoned, it would not have been so bad.-Norristown Herald.
 A Bangor schoolmlstress has 147 chews of gum, all captured during one term of school She estimates that she will not have to spend a cent for gum during the whole vacation- Philadelphia News.
 new baby recently arrived in the family of Louisville journalist, and papa was ex- cessively proud over the event. Turning to the old black nurse, sAunty," said he, strok ing the little pate. s'this boy seems to have a journalistic head" 'fOh," cried the untu- tored old aunty, soothingly, 'snever you mind bout dat; dat'H come ali right in time Louisville Courier Journal.
 The attempt to blow up the London 'sTmes" with dynamite did not succeed be- cause one of the editors had just finished a tvo-column editorial on ''The Negation of Philosophy" which was lying on his desk at the time. It will require more powerful agency than dynamite to blow up building held down by such a weight.-Norristown Herald.
 The superintendent of the public schools whom he is quite intimate, said; s'I see the sWhig' says that when you get to heaven you will amend the ten commandments; and that's toe much your way. any way, and you know 1t" Colonel Rufin replied: s'You ought to be thankful for it, for if don't die before you and go to heaven and have the commandments amended you cannot get in. in."-Richmond Whig
 On Lake Shore train coming from De- troit the other day was 8 newly married cou- pie, the bride appearing to be about twenty five years old, and the groom being dapper little chap year or two younger. lady who came aboard at Wyandotte and took seat just ahead, and after few minutes she heard the pair criticising her bonnet and cloak and general style. Without showing the least resentment in her countenance, she turned around in her seat and said: Mad am, will you have your son close the window behind you ?" The ''son" closed his mouth instead, and the madam" didn't giggle again for sixteen miles.-Detroit Free Press.
 Two men were wrangling in front of the City Hall the other day when one of them called out: 'I tell you don't owe you no $5.' II say you do.'' 1T won't pay it. '' ''Then I'll sue you." At this point pedes- trian halted, and inquired of one DO you
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
Spring in Kentucky.

A Great Free Trader in an Or Moment
 -Vaterson the Budding Season.
 From the Courier Journal
 Millions of expectant hearts have throbbed with keener Fest for life since the first days of the springtime dawned and gleamed upon up. The frisky youths and maidens, ever sanguine, and viewing life from the ecstatio standpoint, go into fresh raptures and new clothes. Everybody, in fact, experienced re- lief on the first queenly day of spring, which was last Sunday, and it was natural, for the stormy days, the shadowy days. the damp, drear, crypt-like days of a strangely persist ent winter had engendered feeling akin to hopelessness.
 The towering trees and the roses are the glory of the southern springtime. The at- mosphere is green, and golden and pink, and roseate with the varying bloom minglIng with the tracery of leaves. Yelled In gleam- ing white, trees stand like brides, trembling, expectant, beneath superabundant nuptial lace; through the tangled greenery there is a flush of pink from the thronging blossoms of the Judas tree; every stump and pros trate tree is clasped by the eager tendrils of the yellow jessamine, which springs to each convenient tree and enrobes it like king in cloth of gold, crowns it with golden crown, and hangs in lordly festoons among the gray Spanish moss, each flower passionately diffu sing it's exquisite, entrancing odor.
 Your feet crush the large blue and white violets at every step, while far above the great white cups of the magnolia look out of their foliate easements like fair women upon lovers far below. Leok anywhere, every where you see lucent miracles of bloom, be- wildering enchanting by their profuslon as well as their great beauty.
 The roses of Ghszepore cannot surpass those of the rose country of the South. Roses white, pink, crimson, yellow, peach, crushed strawberries, red roses in hedges roses rioting over trellises, climbing on walls, framing house windows, flowing in crimson and white pillows over summer houses, fences and walls; nestling in fragrant cfus- ters in the bosoms of fair women; laughing in the hair of laughing girls.
 We have greater floral wealth in our Ken lucky springtime The little flowers which you gather in the woods to-day are more precious than the fashionable roses of the persistent florist They are the first born of the spring, the first born of the quickening sun, the pregnant soil, the open air.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
For You,
 Madam.

Whose complexion betrays some humilfating imperfec- tiOn, whose mirror tells you that you arc Tanned, Sallow and disflgured in cOuntenance, or have EruptiOns, Richness, ROughness or unWhOlesOme tints of complexion, we say use Hagan's Magnolia Balm.
 Itis a delicate, harmless and delightful article, producing the most natural and entranc- ing tints, the artificiality of which no observer can detect, and which soon becomes per- manent if the Magnolia Balm is judiciOusly used.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

honestly owe him ?" sNot penny, sir. ? ''And will you sue him for $5 2'' he asked of the other. "I will" 'sGive him seven dol lars,' continued the pedestrian to the debtor -'give him seven and be glad to. If he sues, he's sure to get 8 verdict, and your ex- penses will reach at least ten dollars Give him seven and be thankful that you are beat ing two lawyers, a justice and constable, six iurymen and two witnesses out of their fees" A satisfactory settlement was made on the spot.-Detroit Free Press
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

entrusted the society with more than eight thousand dollars, increasing their aocumula- tions from year to year in the belief that they were thus making provision for their old age All of these are now quite penniless and much troubled. Religious" banks will not be pop lar hereafter in Massachusetts.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

The free traders are evidently not going to get as much help in the South as they once ex- pected The Washington CN. CD Star says :: If there is free.trader in the South we have not met him. If there is free trade newspaper we do not see it.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
EDITORIAL NOTES.
Governor Waller blossomed out as 8 vetoer yesterday.

Governor Butler, of Massachusetts, is. it is said, the only Democratic Governor in the Union who was not invited to the Iroquois club dinner in Chicago.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
A Druggist Cured.

Boonsbore, Md, Oct. 1z, Isso. Gentlemen: Browns Iron Bit ters cured me of bad attack of Indigestion and fullness in the stom- ach. Having tested 1t, I take pleas ure in recommending it to my cus~ toners, and am glad to say it gives entire satisfaction to all.
 GEO. W. HOFFMAN, Druggist. Ask your Druggist for BROWNS IRON BITTERs, and take no other. One trial will convince you that it is just what you need.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
Price Three Cents.
NOTED MEN !

DR. JOHN F. HANCOCK late President of the National Phar- maceutical Association of the United States, says:
 Browns Iron Bitters has 2 heavy sale, is conceded to be fine tonic; the character of the manu- facturers is a voucher for its purity and medicinal excellence" DR. JOSEPH ROBERTS, President Baltimore Pharmaceutical College, says:
 f'I indorse it as fine medicine, reliable as a strengthening tonic, freefrom alcoholic poisons.' DR. J. PARIS MOORE, PIT. D., Professor of Pharmacy, Balti- more Pharmaceutical College, says: "Brown's Iron Bitters is safe and reliable medicine, positively free fromalcohors poisons, and can be recommended as tonic for use among those who oppose alcohol" DR. EDWARD EARICKsoN, Secretary Baltimore College of Phar- macy, says
 'EI indorse it as an excellent medicine, good digestive agent, and non-intoXicant in the fullest sense.r
 Dr. RICHARD SAPINGToN, one of Baltimore's oldest and most reliable physicians, says:
 "All who have used it praise its standard virtues, and the we'll known character of the house which makes it is sufficient guarantee of its being all that is claimed, for they are men who could not be in- duced to offer anything else but reliable medicine for public use."
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

The Finance committee reported favorably yesterday upon the bill to reduce the rate of railroad taxation. That rate is now one per cent, and the proposed reduction is one eighth of one per cent. Those who favor the bill have a strong argument for it in the fact that the present tax is ''a war tax" and that though taxes upon most other property taxed by the State have been reduced, the tax on railroads has not been.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

The more that is disclosed about the fnan- cial management of the Augustinian society of Lawrence, Mass, the worse it appears. The priests who formed the society took the money of their confding parishioners and spent it on churches, parish schools, etc, ap- parently without any thought as to what would be done if the poor people should hap
 pen to want their money. Some peculiarly distressing cases are reported. A woman more than seventy-hve years old, who had saved four hundred dollars from her wages as 8 scrub woman in the mills for many years, put it into the socisty's bank and eemforted herself with the thought that she had fund to keep her from want when past work. She says that she asked to withdraw her money two years ago, but was refused. Another woman, quite blind. seventy years old or more, with little granddaughter to support, deposited all her savings, $1, 1900 in amount, with the Augustinians, and afterward added $35o which she held in trust for her grand
 daughter, transferring the latter from saw ings bank at the solicitation of the Angus tinians. Another hard working woman had deposited $3, ,4s5, and man and his wife had
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

The work of unofficial spies in the cause of prohibition has received blow in Yer mont Barney Baker. express agent at Rut- land, was arrested on 8 complaint made by one Love- as 8 common informer, Love claiming that packages of liquor sent 0. O. D. from out of the State and delivered by Baker, as express agent, to the consignees upon payment of the price constituted a sale by Baker contrary to Vermont laws. Similar warrants were issued against other express agents. The National Express company test cd the legality of prosecutions of this kind. The court held that inasmuch as liquor sell ing was not crime at common law, but was made one by statute of Vermont, prose cutions could only be instituted by public officials in the method provided by the law. A spy could not prosecute for alleged viola tion of law.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
tSournaI arro Gollrier.
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

A poor Jewish watehmaker of Kishenew in Russia has just completed after two years la bor an ingenious clock, which at certain hours of the day plays the national anthem and gives minute representation of the cor onation ceremony. When the hour arrives two doors fly open, disclosing model of the Cathedral of the Assumption at Moscow, where the czars are crowned. Then the gates of the cathedral spring back and within ap- pears the metropolitan of Moscow surround ed by dignitaries of the church in gorgeous robes. The emperor and empress enter and are sprinkled with holy water; thereupon the emperor takes a golden crown from the metropolitan and places it on his own head, and second crown upon the head of the enn- press, and the doors of the cathedral close The maker of this ingenious toy will present it to their imperial majesties immediately after the coronation if they live through that ceremony.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20

The bill introduced by Sir John Macdonald the Canadian premier, makes 8 uniform franchise throughout the Dominion. The measure is substantially ss follows: Unmar- ried women may vote on the same conditions as men. The right of suffrage is further conferred in cities, towns and villages on owners of real estate to the value of $500 tenants paying annual rental of $2o; those having an annual income of $400 and resi- dent year in the district; sons of owners of real estate not otherwise qualified, but resi- dent with their fathers and mothers,-one son for every $500 of value; and in counties on owners of real estate valued at less than $2o0; tenants under lease for not less than year at annual rental of $20; persons having income of $4o0 and resident for year in the country; farmers sons, as in Ontario at present. The liberal organs point out the fact that under this bill, acceptable in some ways, number of voters, estimated at from ten to twenty per cent, will be dis franchised in Prince Edward Island and in British Columbia, where practically manhood suffrage has prevailed.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
8eal Gstats.
For other Real Es.ate advertIsements see 2a page!
AMERICAN REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE

AeAA THE Residence of the late Alfred Todd, :s-
 sss
 siH uated on Norton street. This is one of tt a5t built houses the city, finished in hard wood with all modern conveniences, with large barn and ample grounds VIII be sold on easy terms at . bargain. ma16 GEO. A. IsBELL4
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-20
Black Silks a, Speciality

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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-01-11
An Intoxicating Fur Cloak.

A French lady, calling herself the
Baroness de Saint Estrapade. who late
ly appeared before the Correctional
Tribunal of the Seine or charge OF
iCreSSe naanifeSte-in brutal English
drunk and disorderlv-su succeeded in
convincing the President of that court
that the wearing of fur cloak may
produce an eccentricity Of behavior as
deceptive in its way as that produced
by too liberal q consumption of salmon.
Some time ago, she informed the court,
she read in a journal that the surest
way of preserving furs from the raw
ages of moths was to stow them away
in an empty spirit-cask. She accord
ingly bought one a month or two ago,
and to its safe keeping she confided her
fur cloak. A week ago, having to
breakfast at Noers, and the daT being
very cold, she put on this garment;
when, as she declares, once ont OF
doors, the combined effect OF the cold
and the alcoholic fumes emanating from
the cloak made her giddy, and produced
all the appearances of intoxication.
The agent who took her up deposed
that "she smelt of alcohol at fifteen
paces''-a piece of testimony rather in
her favor than otherwise; and her bon
ne deposed to the purchase of the cask
and its employment as wardrobe
The Judge, after renarking that if
every lady adopted this line of defense
to the particular charge brought against
the Baroness, conviction would be inn
possible, acquitted hers. James s
Gazette.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1883-01-11
Particular.
We want q foreman.

We don't want man who viii be re.
quired to know the declensions of the
Greek nouns OF the names of the Eng.
lish sovereigns from Egbert to Victoria;
but SO help US, Heaven. we want 9
man who can tell plea quad when
he finds it in the nonpareil box.
We want foreman who. when the
assistant editor sends in clipped arti.
Gle giving the position of the stars last
June, knows enough to change the err.
ror to the current month. The exigen.
cies and emergencies arising in the
composing-room of a printing ffice dc
not require that the foreman be hand.
some man; but it is desired that the
functionary in question have q knowl-
edge of common-sense if not of punctu-
alton, and that he be able to place col.
umn date lines in the columns where
they belong instead of running them IL
the advertising department.
We want foreman who knows less
about comets and the planetary system
and more about the perihelion of rea-
son and taste in setting advertisements.
While it is not necessary that he possess
the first idea of rhetoric or grammar,
we feel in duty bound to demand tina.
he be capable of ending all sentences,
especially at the bottoms of broken
line columns. with period.
Any one knowing of such a paragon
will oblige us by having him arrested
and placed in jail before he car get
away, SO that we can secure him.
WiLtiamSp0rt Breakfast Table.