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Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
ESCAPE
OF 4 MASSACHUSETTS ENGINEER TIMELY WARNING OF MIR. JOHN SPENCER, BAGGAGE MASTER
 OF THE B, X A. R.R.

Marvellous Cure of Stone in the Bladder
 Large Stonec Removed by "Ken.
 nedy's Fav mite Remedy"
 From tue Pttsfeld (lMuss) EdgIe.
 Stone in the Bladderis very dangerous ail- ment; but many most remarkable cures have ol late been wrought by "Kennedys Favorite Reme- dy"-the invention oi Dr. Kennedy of Rom dout, N. Y. Another striking is now added to the list. MT. Peter Lawer of Dalton, Mass, states in a letter to Dr. Kennedy that he had been troubled with bladder complaint for IA years, and had consulted at different times seven phys- eians; but nothing beyond temporary alignment of the pain had been worked. Towards the end of last January MT. Lawler called on Dr. Ken nedy. Sounding him, the doctor "struck stone" He decided that Mr. Lawler should first try the "Favorte Remedy" so ss, if possible, to avoid an operation. And here is the remarkable result: sDear Doctor Kennedy-The day after came home passed two gravel stones, and am doing nicely now. If you would like to see the stones will send them to you" This letter bears date Dalton, Mass, Feb. 6th," and is signed "Peter hawler." The stones, which are so large as to war rant for " Kennedy's Favorite Remedy" the claim that it is the most successful specific for Stone yet discovered, now in Dr. Kennedy's possession. Incidentally MT. Lawer also states that the |" Fav- orite Remedy" at the same time cured him of Q stubborn case of Rheumatism and it is fact that in all affections arising out of disorder of the liver urinary organs it is searching remedy and works marvellous benefits. It in itself almosta medicine chest. Order it of your druggist. Price elOO Q bottle,
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

SCHOOLS. Governor of New York congratulates the people of the State on the success of the common school sys- tenn. The number of scholars last year was nearly 20, 900 more than in 1881.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

ACoLD WA1K.-A somnambulistic girl got out of bed at Prescott, Minn., and walked across half mile of ice and snow to the railroad station, clad in her night clothes only, and was waiting for train when awakened.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
$2OO. REwARDl

Will be paid for the detection and con- viction of any person selling or dealing in any bogus, counterfeit or imitation HoP B1rTERs, especially Bitters or preparations with the word HoP or HoPs in their name, or connected there with, that is intended to mislead and cheat the public, or for ahy preparation put in any form pretending to be the same as HoP B1TTERs. The genuine have clusters of GREEN HoPs (notice this) printed on the white label, and are the purest and best medicine on earth, especially for Kidney, Liver and Ner- vous Diseases. Beware of all others, and of all pretended formulas or recipes of HoP B1TTERs published in papers, or for sale, as they are frauds and swim dies. Whoever deals in any but the genuine will be prosecuted.
 HoP B1TTERs MFa. Co.,,
 Rochester, N: Y.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
RHEUMATISM CURED.

Our best physicians agree that outward applications never cure rheumatism. The best oils and liniments only alleviate the pains. Rheumatism is constitu- tona aictlon, originating impure and disordered blood. Hoods Sarsapara is the proper remedy, be- cause in purifying the blood it corrects the acidity in which rheumatism begins to act.
 REMARKABLE CASE OF SEA CAPTAIN
 Capt. Mitchell. of the barque Antoine Sola. New York and Havana trade, home in May, 1882, entirely helpless with rheumatism. He went to the mountains with his wife, at whose request Capt. Mitchell made Of Hoods Sarsaparila. He commenced to improve right away under the influence of Hoods Sarsapara and was able to return to Brooklyn In months from his first trying Hoods Sarsaparlla his rheumatism
 and he sailed in command of hls vessel well man. His wife writes My husband is 4S years of age and his health is better than has been for tme he has gained several pounds in weight. any wish to inquire particularly they address Mrs. M L. Mitchell, 791 Monroe street, Brooklyn N. Y. AN OLD DRUGGISTS EXPERIENCE. am employed in the Chicago N. D. postofice as a carrier During late wet spell have suffered from muscular rheumatism. 1 advised to try Hood Sarsaparilla. did 80, and 1 entirely cured.
 am an old druggist myself, having had nearly twenty years experience. JAMES V. A. PRoUDFoor HOODS SARSAPARILLA.
 Sold by Druggists, $l six for $5. Made only by C. I. HOOD x CO, Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

AFTER describing the different degrees of weather, the Detroit Free Press says Git could not do any more if paid for it, J
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
He Never was Sick.

SING SING, N. Y., May "A, 1881. H. H. WARNER & Co.,: Sirs-I have never had days sickness since your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure relieved me of kidney disease.
 JOHN J. MURPHY.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

THE proprietors of Meka-akem mean busi- ness, when they guarantee it to cure Catarrh. Pleasant to use. See advertisement
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

MANY of the cigars labeled "Key West" bear Key.West-ionable resem- blance to dried cabbage.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

THERE IS no passlon which steals into the heart more imperceptibly and covers itself under more dise11ises than pride.-Addison.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

There is no greater delight than to be con- scious of sincerity in self-examination. Men,
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
DIAM Q M D
GOLD and SILVER PAINT.

Bronze Paint. Artists Black.
 For gliding Fancy Baskets, Frames, Lamps. Chandeliers, and for all kinds of ofornamental work Equal to any of the high priced kinds and only 1octs. package, at the druggists or postpaid from
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
'n. E. O. VESTS NERVE s BRAIN TREATMENT

nR. E O. VESTS NERVE & BRAIN TREATMENT, vulsions Fits, Nervous Neuralgia Headache, ervoM Prosration caused by he use of alcohol or tobacSo Brain, resulting in Insanity and leading to misery. decay and death Premature Old Age, Barrenness Ioss of Power in either sex Each box contains months treatment One dollar box six boxes for $5 O. sent by mail prerad on receipt of price We guarantee st1 boxes cure any With each order ved by for six boxes, accompanied by 8, we will sond ths purchaser written guara tee to refund the money if the treaInent oes not effect cure Guarantees Issued only by W E. HASTEN, Druggist, Albany N. Y., to ahom all orders should be addressed.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17
HOW TO SECURE HEALTH.

It is strange will suffer from Arrangements brought on by impure blood when SCOVILL'S SARSA- PARILLA AND STILLINGIA, or BLOOD AND LIV FER SYRUP will restore health to the physical organization It strengthening syrup pleasant to take and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER discovered, curing Scrofua, Syphtic disorders Weakness of the Kidneys Eryspelas Malaria Nervous disorders Debility Bilious complaints and Diseases of the Blood Liver, Kidneys Stomach, 9kn. etc-
 To allow Virile Power to ebb slowly, impercep- tibly away madness; check it with that never fail ing remedy, Aliens Brain Food. $1 6 for 5. tdrug gists and at Aliens Pharmacy, 3l5 First Ave-. N. Y
 FOR SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this paper, apply to the publisher of the paper. U3.'
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

MOTHER SWANS WORM SYRUP, for feverish-
 ness, restlessness, worms Tasteless. 25c. HE confers double kindness on poor man if he gives uuickly-Syrus
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

As THE blessings of health and fortune have beginning, so they must also find end. Everything rises but to fall, and increases but to decay.-Sallust.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

wANTED-Ladies in town or county to take nice W light work at their own homes; canvassing good salary. Address, with stamp, RELIABLE MFG. CO.,, Drawer T T, Philadelphia, Pa.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

CROUCH ON RATS" Clears out rats, mice, flies, reaches, bed-bugs, vermin. 15c.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

LADIES & childrens boots & shoes cannot run over if Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners are used.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

CONTROL your passion or it will control you Horace.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

HooD's Sarsaparilla is an extract of the best remedies of the vegetable kingdom known as Alternatives and Blood Purifiers.
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

THE prudent man does not put his hand into the fre-Hieron
Connecticut western news., 1883-01-17

Sure Cure for Eplepsy or Fits iii M hours Free to poor. DR. KRusE. 2s44 Arsenal St.. St. Louis, Mo-
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-09-01
NLSCEI.LAN EOCA.
The Great English Remedy

L. q never failin
cure for Ne.vou
Debility, ExhaW-
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in al Weakness,
ost Manhood.
Ilnpotency. Pros
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Self Abuse. youth
full fol,ies and ex-
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-09-01

wears, such as Lns' oi Memory, Lassi'nde,
Nocturnal Emissions, Aversiors to Sociely.
Dimness Of Vision, Noises in the Head; the Vlta'
nuid passing unobserved in the urine. and ioany
other diseases that lead to Insanity and Death
DR.. NINTH who is q regular physician
Graduate Of the University Of rennsyivania;
will asres to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for a cas- % this kind the TAI RES
ToRATIVE (under his special advice aud treat
ment) will not cure. or for anything impure or
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private dis Asses successfully without mercury
Consultation free. Thorough examination ana
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times the quantity. SO; sent to ADDRESS
upon receipt of p.ice, &c. 0. D., secure IN M
observation and in private nave i! desared' oy
Z. A. MiNTlE, N D,
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De MINTIE7S DANDELIOS PILLS are sIe
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1883-09-01
DIR. SPIN II Il 4,
no. - EearnY Street
treats ail Ckrsnic and Special Diseases.

Xo1znS N0en
JTTho May be Scattering frO:n ia.
w effects CT youthful fcliies or indtscreti'
viii do well to avail themselves OF thi-, the
greatest boon ever laid on the altar q SUI
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to ,rfe;t $500 for every case cf seminal Weak
ness or private disease Of any kind or character
Which b., undertakes and fails to ou.e.
NIDDLE-AGED MEN.
There are many at tho age Of thirtv t" slxfy
who are troubled with too FREQ sent evac
Ct the bladder, often accompanied oy shSnt
martils or carning sensation aud weakening
At i,,o s,s.sa. il, a manner tie patient cannot
account fer On examining the urinary DC.
po.i.s r.py sediment viii sfsen 70 found: aud
sometimes small particles 81 albumen viii aE'-
near. or the .lOr will be If thin mtikisn nue.,
again changing 10 dark and torpid appear
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= healthy restoration Il the setiito urinary
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The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12
WISE WORDS.

A cheerful face is nearly as good
for an invalid as healthy weather.
We seldom find people migrate
full so long as we are in condi-
ton to render them service.
All other knowledge is hurtful to
him who has not the science of hon.
esty and good nature.
Envy is a passion so full Of cow
ardice and shame that nobody ever
had the confidence to own it.
To educate a child perfectly re-
quires profounder thought, greater
wisdom than to govern state.
Fate is the friend of the good,
the guide Of the wise, the tyrant of
the foolish, the enemy of the bad.
The best part of our knowledge
is that which teaches US where
knowledge leaves off and where it
begins.
Humility does not make usser-
vile nor insensible, nor oblige US to
be ridden at the pleasure of every
coxccmb.
Outward actions can never give
a just estimate Of US, since there
are many perfections of man
which are not capable of appearing
in actions.
If this life be unhappy, it is a
burden to us which it is difficult to
bear; if it be in every respect hap
py, it is dreadful to be deprived of
it; so that in either case the result
is the same, for we must exist in
anxiety and apprehension.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12

ST1NKING PRIDE Some of the up
starts of today can not carry a.
package. The late Chief Justice
Marshall, the first biographer Of
Washington, was once in market in
Washington, when an insurance
agent with a wa1ed mnstache, was
pricing q turkey.
sI'd buy it. he said, abut I've no
way of carrying it home
.:How much will you give !" said
the Chief. Justice.
twenty-five cents, was the re-
ply.
Give nae an order to your wife, then,
for the money" replied the Chief.
Justice, whom the agent did not
know. The man holding the high
est position in the United States
carried home the turkey and got
the twenty-five cents from the
agents wife, who knew the Chief.
Justice, and was horrifed at the
lesson her airy husband had re-
ceived.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12
AN ASTRONOMER In COR.
SETS.

Richard Proctor, the astronomer,
has been laughing at himself as a
hopeless idiot. and all On account
Of corsets. He says: "When the
subject Of corset wearing was un-
der discussion in the pages Of the
English Mechanic, / was struck
with the apparent weight Of evi-
dence in favor of tight lacing, par.
ticularly by the evidence of some
as to its use in reducing corpulen-
cy. l was eorpulent. I was also
disposed, as / am still, to take an
interest in scientific experiment.
I thought 1 would give this matter
fair trial. I read all the instruc-
tons, carefully followed them, and
varied the time of applying pres
sure with that perfectly stiff busk"
about which correspondents were so
enthusiastic. I was foolish enough
to try the thing for matter Of four
weeks. Then 1 laughed at myself
as hopeless idiot, and determined
to give up the attempt to reduce by
artificial means thatsuperabundance
of fat on which only starvation and
much exercise or the air of Ameri-
ca has ever had any real reducing
influence. But / was reckoning
without my host. AS the Chinese
lady suffers, I am told, when her
feet bindings are taken of, and as
the fat-head baby howls when his
head boards are removed, SO for a
while was it with me. / found my
self manifestly better in stays, /
laughed at myself no longer. /
was too angry to laugh. I would
as soon have condemned myself to
using crutches all the time as to
wearing always a busk. But for
one month of folly I had to endure
three months Of discomfort. At
the end of about that time ] was my
own man again."
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12

MARVELLOUS MUsTAcHEs.-A Yank.
ton youth calls his mustaehe
baseball" because there are nine
hairs on each side.
The Chinese consul's mustache
is as graceful and dropping as a
pond lily in spring time.
The mustache of a Mobile man
is so long thas when it is waxed he
can use the ends for toothpicks.
A young man in Brooklyn is
trying to raise some hair on his
upper lip, and some young lady
sent him q beautiful motto which
reads, "Neyer strike a mustache
when its down"
Senator Logan's mustache is Of
such great length that when be
goes in swimming he ties the ends
together over the back of his neck
so that he won't tangle his toes in
it and trip himself heels over head.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12

A proposed French law pro.
vides that every head of a family,
who has more than four children,
shall be entitled to a reduction of
Is per cent. in his annual taxes,
and to an additional reduction of
5 per cent. for each child in excess
OF FIVE. In case the head of the
family pays no taxes, or if his taxes
do not exceed 100 francs a year,
then he shall be entitled to a pre-.
MUM of 200 francs for his fifth child,
and to another premium in each
case larger by 100 francs than the
preceding, for each additional child
he may have.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12
WOULD WHIP HER.

'If you shove that cup off the ta-
bic I'll whip you," said mother to q
daughter. The girl showed The cup
off. "Pick up that cup, or I'll whip
you good" The girl did not pick
up the cup. $50 and sit down
there, or I'll whip YOU" The girl
didn't go and sit down. sCome
here to me-" The girl didn't come.
Saint you ashamed of yourself?a
"Yessum."
'.No, your not. I'm great mind
to whip you for telling me story.
Ought | to whip you, say?"
aNome, foryou tell stories. You
said you'd whip me, and you
didn't" and she kicked up her heels
and scampered away. Mothers
should be careful to speak the
truth.-Arkansaw Travele'.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12

WHAT STUMED HrM.-aDidn't.
I hear you say the other day,
Gilhooly, that you always keep a
spare cigar about You for your
friends 2 asked McSpillkins.
"Yes, that's what I seid.'
"Iam one of your friends, amt
II"
Certainly"
"Well, then, hand out that cigar
'Itis singular how stupid some
Galveston folks are. III give you
the cigar, how can keep it about
met Besides, if I give you the ei-
gar, and another friend comes and
claims it, and I've not got it, then
he will think I am a liar. I guess
I had better smoke it myself to
prevent hard feeling. Have you
got a matchr- -Galvestoa Meas.
. 7 y
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12
WISDOM FOR BOYS.

: = =
Do YOU wish to make your mark
in the world? Do you wish to have
the respect Of the respectable? Do
you desire to acquire competence
of this worlds goods? Doyor wish
tc be mon? Then observe the fol
lowing rules:
Hold integrity sacred.
Observe good manners.
Endure trials patiently.
Be prompt in all things.
Make few acquaintance.
Pay your debts promptly.
Yield not to discouragemcnts.
Lie not for any consideration
Join hands only with The yirtu-
Gus.
Keep your mind from evil
thoughts.
Watch carefully over your pas
sions.
Respect the counsel of your par.
ents.
Dare to do right; fear to do
wrong.
Question not the veracity Of
friends.
Sacrifice money rather than prin- {
ciple.
Never try to appear what you
are NOT.
Go not into the society Of the
vicious.
Use your leisure time for I'M
proyement.
Consider well; then decide posi-
lively.
Injure not another's reputation in
business.-Suaday-SchooE Visitor.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12

On a railway train coming east
through Montana were number OF
Grow Indians. There dogs follow
ed the train until they reached a
tunnel, when they went round,
while the train went through. OF
course the train got out before the
dogs arrived, but they waited at
the mouth of the tunnel until all
had starved but one.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-07-12
NEWBERRY S. C, THURSDAY, JULY IL, 1888

81 shall do no such thing
she answered firmly.
Il am sorry to draw pistol up
on a lady," he continued, suiting
the action to the word, "but l
must have that hundred-dollar bill
at once"
:sDo you mean to rob me-"
Il must have the money!
1t was with difficulty that she
could believe that the man was in
earnest; but when he now cooked the
pistol and held it toward her with
one hand, while ne extended the
other for the bill, she was forced to
yield to the necessity Of the situa.
tion. She was a brave-hearted
girl, and now did not tremble in
the least, but she saw she could not
help herself and so made the best
Of it.
Just as she held the bill to him a
sudden puff of the wind blew it in
to the road and carried it gently
several yards from them. The
stranger alighted to get it, and
quick as thought Maude struck her
horse a smart blow in order to get
out of the robbers power. The
sorrel mare was a spirited little
creature, and sprang into a smart
gallop at once; while the stran.
gers horse which had been left
standing beside her, also started
off at full speed in her company. :
Bang! went the robbers pistol
after them, having only the effect to
increase the speed of the flying
horses, both of which were now on
the dead run. Maude did not care
how fast she rode, the sorrel was as
easy as cradle at that speed, and
in ten minutes she dashed into her
fathers yard, followed by the rider.
less horse.
Her story was soon told and her
father was with difficulty prevented
from starting after the robber with
pistols and rife, but he knew that
the scoundrel would naturally take
at once to the woods, where he
could not follow him.
"Well, we've got his horse at any
rate" said the farmer, s'and he is
worth more than $780,"
"Hallo l' said the man John, who
had been taking the saddle bags
from the strange horse.
"What is it, John?"
"These bags are full Of some.
thing"
81 should think so,' said the far
mer. as he unstrapped the leather
bags.
They were found to contain some
counterfeit plates, a quantity OF
counterfeit money in various bills,
| and also little over $1,000 in good
money.
"Huzza!' cried the farmer
"What is it, father?" asked
Maude.
"Why, your trip to Easton has
proved profitable one, at all
events. Here's over $1,000, good
money.
"Ah, but it will be claimed by
the owner"
do you think a counterfeitel
will dare to come for the tools that
would convict him?-to say moth
ing of highway robbery"
81 didn't think of that
That evening Henderson sent
John over to young Masters with a
message to call round and see him'
to which Harry responded instantly
'tMr. Masters said the farmer
as he came into the large, old.
fashioned sitting-room, "you re-
member what you asked of me this
afternoon?"
Eyes, SIR
swell, l will give my consent.
Maude has just furnished her own
marriage portion. Take her, my
boy, and be happy"