Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-01-26
NEWS AND NOTES.


Miss ELLA MoISrrgr is local editor a.
Eitchell, Ind.
kcoHvsslEsr fashion: The woman who
cannot blush can plush
a MicmgAS doctor got an overdose 81 cap
sup in his tfaclca and choked 10 death.
A CnIcAGQ couple are grand parents 10 my
children. Fortunately the nged pair are deaf.
TWO trampH with the smallpox have es-
capped the indianapolis authorities. They
nope to make spread.
Foun death notices In an Ohio paper got un
Der The head of "Connagfatious." ohio pm
pers are often accidentally accurate.
THE Marquis OF f.orne does not travel nee.
?hs transportation expenses of his party
from louisville to Richmond were $3.50,
Mn. SENfoS is chief 81 tho st. Louis flro
Department. Mr.. Srxros would be moro
appropriate in the milwaukee, Department
IN reply 10 tho QUESTION, lis WILLIE wIN-
rrRa poct9n the Philadelphia Ncfs says
He used 60 be, but hc has had hts hair cut"
Is a single Connecticut Village there are
one hundred widows. Conneetlcutmen don't
appear to be adapted to protrneted CONVERSE
ton
4 CiNrISNkff man has been dreaming of
being In hell lie must have been thinking
OF his native plnco about the time he fcl
asleep.
IHr Chicago Tines says that EpwSi Boorn
slipped into Germany before IL had occurred
To BISMARCK to prohibit the importation of
American actors
riIr banjo is not to become fashionable
among the aris,ocrauc circles of England
without u protest one critic begs that tho
mandolin be substituted.
CONGRESSMAN WEST OF the saratoga dis
trlct has made millions of dollars BY the
manufacture OF paper bngs lie wns born IN
England nny.nnc years ago
VIM ten cents q man can have his shir
washed Dream get drink of whisky, whIcl
accounts for the number ofdlrty shirts worf
~ this broad land OF freedom.
TuRnew nickel Is to be twonty,onc milf
metres In diameter II win be u great thin,
ior the people OF the United States TO icarr
what twcniy-ono milimotres are,
HANNinAL uAMIIS, who Is tired OF spain
can conceive OF no emergency that coult
take him away froA his frcside.7 II mus
have been avery cold day whom liANNrLu
ielt that way.
TireHs arc persons of good taste who don
likc the wort paragraph" and insist tina
Aparagramr should be substituted 10
H. as more accurate and scholarly. What sn,
the paragrammcrss
spp has been caught copying the Russial
military plans, 1.-THE United states govern
nent doesn't beware, some European 50,
viii be over here taking u copy of Honer,,
SHNilMhN's map OF shiloh
A Ronrsr Arkansas girl two years Old ina
been discovered with three tongues, IL sin
lives long enough 10 become mother-in Law
somebody win envy the anr,cut warrior VIII,
made a solitude and called II peace.
liuRlSGroS HalekcDc General surnuA,
kisses every girl 80 whom hc Is introduced
feeumsch always WAS reckless cuss nucl
given to cutting away from his base an
depending ON the country for supplies az d,
won't along.
Congressman sMAI1.s Of south Carolln
being compllmantcd upon tie geod orle
witch prevailed In The house white ho wa
Ia the speakers chair. said. ''Whlte mel
don't like 10 be ordered hya coloiod man L
hequiet, That Is why they kept Qutet
ltuNNINe away with another mans viii
appears TO DO avery cheap pasthne ia CO
easo. MIR. WKhNR OF that clty having sue
'Colonel MINER rAYLon for esiranglng hi
wife, wasawaricd one cont damages by th
Jury. This isihe value ora Chicago VIE i
estimated by a jury of experienced Chcag,
hnsnApds.
Wll. MoREIA was Killed by a costly fln
that his admirers recently presented hin
lie Was Milling on an ambulance 10 poiu
ono hundred aud twenty-five miles south c
chihuahua when Tile weapon slipped TO Ia
floor Asitwas being drawn up the hamlnc
caught and the bullet pierced MoRglS'
lrart
ffE authorities of milwaukee, hny