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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

New Goods New Goods Just received.
our fall stock of goods. consisting of black
and colored silks, black and colored CASH
meres, cloth suitings in all shades. black
and colored velvets, brocaded velvets, fan
mel sackings, Jerseys, shawls and skirts. A
full line of new goods at bottom prices at
PARKER & PARKER's
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

CHANGE OF Books IN TowssHiP.-Raub s
Readers have been adopted by the School
Board of Somerset township. and are now
offered for sale and exchange by c. \. Boyd.
Bring in your old readers at once and get
them exchanged before the schools open and
take advantage Of the very low prices
School supplies Of all kinds in stock.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

For sale, by H. H. Kemp, nurserymsn
Harnedsvilie, Somerset county, Pa, 5000
apple trees, three, four and five years old
all first-class trees and of the very best va
rieties, at $3.50 and SIS per hundred.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Supervisor TRULY, of the Somerset & Cam
bria Railroad. broke ground for his new
dwelling house on South street. Monday.
He expects to have his house ready for oc-
cupancy before cold weather sets in.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

That was very jolly, buta very noisy
party of young people that were driving
around town Saturday night, blowing horns,
singing, etc. Two and a half and costs
wouldn't have been too much for them.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

We can say positively, without fear of
contradiction, that we have the largest stock
of clothing in Somerset. that is new and of
the latest styles. Our overcoats are all new
and very cheap. Call and see them before
buying. J. B. SNYDER q Co.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Be sure and examine my stock of fall anC
winter hats before purchasing elsewhere
They are all fresh, having just been received
from the eastern cities.
Mrs NJ NJ TREpwELL
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Go to Parker & Parker's for pretty calicoes
and ginghams. Bleached and unbleached
muslins, sheetings pillow-cases, table linen,
napkins, fowls. and bedspreads.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

A full line of underwear, stockings, gloves
handkerchiefs, collars, neckwear, velvet.
ribbons, ruchings and coRets, at
Packer & PARKKR's.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

The Holy Communion will be celebrated
in St. Pants Reformed Church, this place,
on Sunday morning next. Preparatory ser
vice on Saturday evening
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
DUBLIC SALE.

-
BY virtue OF an order OF sale issued out of the
Orphans Court of Somerset County, Pa, to me
directed, / will expose to public sale the follow
ing described real estate, late the property OF
Conrad Brant, decd on the premises, on
Saturday, September %, 1888,
at / o'clock P. NJ, a certain farm situate in
Brothersvalley Twp, adjoining lands of Henry
Brant Fred Brant, Israel Cober, Jacob Coleman,
VIM. A. Rhoads, Harrison Humbert and VIM.
Sivits containing 200 acres and allowance, about
100 acres cleared and rs acres In meadow, having
thereon erected q good two-story frame dwelling
house also, tenant house, bank barn and other
outbuildings Tho farm has a sugar camp, Is
well watered, In fine state of cultivation. and
well timbered.
TERMS.-One-thirdi In hand on confirmation Of
sale and the balance IN FIVE equal annual pay
men,s, 10 be secured by Judgment bond. The farm
Is offered as q whole or In two parcels, TO suit
purchasers.
HIRAM X. BRANT
august. Admr. ofConrad Brant, deed.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

valuable horse owned by Mr.. Peter
Hefilev. was killed by a stroke of lightning
Thursday.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Ladies coats. jackets, dolmans, ulsters, and
all other new styles of winter wears just
received.
Mrs A Z TIL
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

James L. Pugh, Esq, left Somerset for a
trip through Ohio, Wednesday morning of
last week lie expects to be gone several
weeks.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

We acknowledge the receipt Of compli-
mentary ticket tothe Jefferson County Fair,
to be held at Brookyille, october 2nd to eth
inclusive.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

New RAILROAD NEws.-Sinee the new
railroad has been put under contract and
work on the tunnels has commenced, oul
merchants have taken time by the forelock
and laid in immense stocks of goods to meet
the demand that the rush will occasion
We noticed at Fishers Book Store that Mr.
Fisher and his clerks were especially active
opening out an immense stock of blank
books, such as ledgers, day books, journals
cash books, etc. etc. Also, a large assort'
ment of time books. inks, pens, papers, en-.
velopes, pencils. tablets, in fact everything
hat will probably be called for by contract
ors and railroad laborers. At the same time
Mr.. Fisher has prepared for the Fair, with
nice stock of albums, handsome and USE
full books tor presents, Sundayschool cards,
birthday cards, sheet music, and great va.
riety of pretty and useful things for pres
ents and gifts Remember Fishers Book
Store, Cook & Beertss Block.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
UDIToR'S NOTICE.

IN
At an Orphans Court held in somerset, Pa, on
the lst day of September, lss3. the undersigned
Auditor was duly appointed TO make distribu-
tion OF tho funds In the hands OF Samuel E Ber-
key and John Lohr Eexecufors Of Peter Speicher
decd. late OF Conemaugh twp, to and among
those legally entitled thereto hereby gives notice
that he will attend TO the duties Of the above ap
pointment at his office In Somerset borough on
Thursday, the <th day Of Oct, 1888, when and
where all persons Interested can attend If they
think proper.
JOHN r. SCOTT,
sepi2 Auditor.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

The senior editor of the HERALD left for
Pittsburgh Monday noon. He expects TO
return the latter part of the week.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

All the newest Shades of Cashmere, and
cloths, with trimmings to Suit.
Mrs. A. E. UHL.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

A LIrE SAVING PREsEST.-Mrs. NJ. f. All
ison. Hutchinson, Kansas Saved my life
by a simple trial bottle of DIR. King. New
Discovery for Consumption, that caused me
to procure large bottle that completely
cured me, when doctors, change of climate,
and everything else had failed. Asthma,
Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Severe Coughs, and
all Throat and Lung Diseases, it is guaran-
teed to cure. Trial bottles free at C. n.
Boyd's Drug Store. Large size sl.O0.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Miss Ruby Johnson. of Washington, D. C.,
Is visiting in Somerset.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

For fashionable goods, for good goods, for
cheap goods, go to Mrs A. Z. Uhrs.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

A irst-class farm for sale. Inquire of
Oliver Knepper, or J. L. Pugh, Esq, Som
erset, Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
NOTICE.
A DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE.

Estate of Samuel Hay, late Of Somerset Twp,
Somerset Co., Pa, deceased.
Letters of administration on the above estate
having been granted to the under signed by the
proper authority, notice is hereby given to thos.
indebted TO 1t TO make immediate payment and
those having claims or demands will please pre-
sent them duly authenticated for settlement on
saturday the I'D day of September, 1883, at the
late residence OF deceased or the law office of ]
X. Scott, Somerset, Penna.
JOHN A . .KAYLER,
augl5. Administrator.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
A UDIToR'S NOTICE.

"A
Having been appointed by the Orphans Court
oiSomerset County, Auditor to examine the final
account. and make distribution OF the funds In the
hands of DR.. W. A. Garman, Executor of Benz
Bittner, decd, TO and among those legally enti-
tied thereto, notice Is hereby given that viii at
tend TO the duties Of said appointment at my Of
nee In Somerset. Pa, on Tuesday, the 9Th day of
october, ISIS, when and where all persons inter
ested can attend.
W. H RUPPEL
sepl2. Auditor.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Head quarters for dress trimmings at Mrs
Irbrs
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
ORDER OF COURT.

SOMERSET, Pa, September Is. 1883.
In Consequence of a case pending on trial nj
Bedford, which will run into next week, the Som
erset Court is adjourned until MONDAY, OC-
TOBER Is, lss3, at 10 A. N. Jurors. litigants
and witnesses need not appear until October
5th. VIM. J. BAER
sepl9 President Jud ge.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

Accordeons cheaper than ever, at A. Ma
tban's.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
J. X. CoFFRoTH,
Somerset Pa

rsrert frosts have done great damage
eu buckwheat and late vegetables.
srlsat seems to have suffered the most
r many places the crop is not worth
-e1ne.
be-, peaches. now arriving daily.
f-eestone peaches, which ere being
.ytte box at 81 60 to S1.75. Will not
iasd this season. therefore now is the
-.. llv.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19

.he Photographer from Cumber-
-r vilI open a gallery in this place
d fv days
.,-~. winter coats and wraps in the
-... sv.s. Just received.
Mpg l. VTur
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
Cook & BEERIrs.

-aiIes We have now in stock our fall and
,er lines Of dress goods, consisting Of
ls. cashmeres, all wool suitings. water
'a's black silks. velveteens. basket fan
etc. etc. in all colors and shades. Our
of black cashmeres was never as large
e cheap. Call and see them before pur-
-Nnc elsewhere.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-09-19
A DMINISTRAToR,s NOTICE.

sep!2
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02
lurliuu Sales OF Real estate.

DECEIVER'S SALE of Valuable Real Prop
Ia erty by order supreme Court Assets knckerpoeEef
Tifc Tnsurance Company The Undersigned, Charles H.
Russell az Receiver o. the KDeEertncte Linz insurance
t'omnsny will se bv h. H.. Ludlow 4 Co. Aueuoneels az
the xrhange saiesr0oms II Broadway y; " Gu on'y
July IL O'Clock noon ALI that rot OF 10 acres
40 . or es4 and house thereon. GIymai. ~ " on Ellis
m miles from Otsville aud : niles i1cm lott Jersls
said propety the Guymaid Hote situated on very
xh ground 700 feet from depot hciel al uinisheu
Tnp GOOD story attic In good oftlef contains ~
sisenin- rpom. ma Tor sitting once. dining room
Kitchen water &C. &C. Five trains daily to ani rom New
Vork Also an elegant country seat at OiaDgeOwn, ~ vi
rne residence ntaiaug II rooms with carriage house anu
iIye aUd fine Young orchard OF apple lea, plum atl
ctsrv rres iii n good baatng condition.. About "a O5lOO
acres ON the Northern kR II y. Y, 81 miles from new
Vk about mile from depot rappaD tine healthy eoun
try with ~ trains daily 10 and from New YORK loIns OF
80 ~ mar cent ash on dav OF sale balance delivery o
Rceiyes's dsn Fur maps and particulars Apply at rs
ceves once ~ william " A., or ohae OF Aneoncers
q pms ~ \ Y CHARLES II. RUSSELL, Receiver
EDWARD " HOBBS, Atty Tor Receiver.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02

CTFNOGR APHER WANTED. VIZ aE '.s
- srn,ess immediately ID ID L.. Tttuunc """" ~-e
s.aar,a"cs rncom mrndatious and pay wan'e@
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02
pENNSYl WANNA R. R. co.
Subscription for
$4,000, 900
Il per cent Gold Bonds.
Principal payable 1st Iune, 1913.
Hah-yearIy Coupon Bonds Payable LIST
June and LIST December.
Rosads of 50 eco each TO Bearcr,
with option Of Regista atiom
Of Principal.

vE ,,rrER FOR SALE s5oo0.e00 1-o PER
CENT BONDS OF THE PENNSYLVANIA RAIL-
ROAD COMPANY.
THE PRICE is % IL PER CENT OR eo7S
PER BOND IN PHILADELPHIA AND NEW
YORK. PAYABLE 10 PER GENT AT TIME OF
SUBSCRIPTION AND BALANCE ON OR BE-
FORE AUGUST 1ST.
The SO coo 600 Bonds offered part Of s0Ooae00 al
thorized to DO issued by Pennsylvania Railroad Company
They are the direct OF that OF the
largest esi known porous Computations IN the
United states whose share opia the date OF the last re-
port 500 600 por cent dividenis As2e
eial collateral sccurity Railroad Company
have lodged with the Po,iaent Life aud Trust Company OF
Philadelphia ne Trustees vaous Mortgage Bonds oi SID
sidiary lines par value of SD OJO bearing an AZ
gresaie inerss Of s67 7. 900 per annum-
The bonds are TO bearer and viii r..Ire LIST ofJune lol3
Roth orncipal ami interest parable PHILADELPHIA In
American gold coin all United st1tes iaHes
The commons are Isiyabe LIST and ls December The
fist coupon payable LIST December 1883 dates from li
August and $ o. on months interest only.
The bonds liable be drawn or oompusoriy re-
deemed before 1913 bat aa the Deed Of Irsp
sinking Fund one per Psr viii he nppi a
half yearly rho B0nl1 they esn D. Cd
tanned below lar anl ilierest
Tie suDscriplIsa s,oop 20 ~ o'c'ock tho mora
ing Of AfoAday July ami cOs 5i mobilization tom Lon
don.
TIE defnve Dons viii be isstsi with verT possible as
patch after ia neIit Of purchase nancy In f'Iil
cory OF The Bond aad rst9t bv whtca the col
lateral secrities hypotheel be inspected at oar
Offices.
The simultaneous and IN London 90 those
Bonds ADVANTAGES oi an International market
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02

II. n "
TIKI TTlADRssiEN's NATIONAL BANK 2el, BRoAWAf
AZ" XIV YORK. Juno ~. 1873.
A DIVIDEND of THREE and ONE-HALf,
"A t3l PER CENT will be paid 10 the sioekhoiherS oi
inns oaiA' OIL A'' "'''' OLIVER BERRY. Cash r.
"a RKANSAS STATE q per cent Loan,
N borongh Isops coupons July l. 1913 will be paid
On ureseut afi0n nj National CITY Bank New York
U" P'''N"' "a T,TtI lINe A WHITAKER. ct Lons
Tiuancial Agents state OF Arkansas
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Diui0elI1 Motlees-

ALL COUPONS DUE 1ST PROX., anu the
"A principal of al bonds due on tina, aair ssme py ~ -
stack furnished the blowing railroads uder car tst I
VIII lbs uaid after that nc the Offices % POST
a co. no. "a PIne.st, New.York; h. W. CLAIM 'o''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02

qIIF HON STEAMBOAT CONTAIN
Hsw YORK June n, 1883. J
VyHE COUPONS due July i, 1883, oil the
TT,st Marriage bonds company VIII ue pau "a
and after July Mercantile Trust Company i@o D"
IA, A.. =, IA n, thu onics
OF MAY d KING. S3 Broad'st ,,.,,,s ,,v rfeusursr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02
IRON STEAMBOAT COMPANY.
THE ONLY ALL-wATER ROUTE DIRECT TO
COMFY ISIANDI


THE ONLY ALLwATER ROUTE DIRECT TO
COMFY ISI.ANDi
aud
GREAT IRON OCEAN PIERS,
WEST BRIGHTON BEACH.
BRIGHTON BEACH
MANHATTAN BEACH.
COOLEST. CLEANEST SAFEST AND QUICKEST
ROUTES.
Commencing Saturd1y, 80 beats will be
FOETY FIVE MI NUTES from . TO m. from Pier
No l. n H., direct 20 RON PlEisS
Returning the IRON PIERS every FORTY
FIVE MINUTES from 10 10 10 10 70 p. H.
on SUNDAYS and HOLIDAYS Boats will be run HAIF
ExCiiRsIoy TICKETS. FIFTY GENTS. GOOD OVER
ALL THE ROUTES. ALSO f0r return trip only BIZ wtvM
BROOKLYN VIA the PROSPECT PARK and cOSEf
ISLAM ID L. H. and horse car line.
BRIGHTON BEACH ami MANHATTAN BEACH arc
ony TEN MINUTES WALK from the lroG Piers anu
WEST BRIGHTON BEACH DEPOT and are reachct Oy
ELEVATED RAILROAD. Stages and Csri1ag - runnin
in connection with the boats OF this COMPANY, ION.
TINUOUsLY DAY and EVENING FARE FIVE
CENTS.
SPECIAL. NOTICE.
The Elevated Railways have opened new station 2.
BATTERY the 9Th and 9 nvenue lines. Directly
Opposite the Iron conplny's Pfyiltol Pier
Passengers desiring 20 oolts
the that point -
Passengers from ri and 81 lines holding Iron
excursion tickets will be transferred 10 6th ant
ON ayelue Sonth Ferry free.
EXCLUSION TICKETS for sale az all d0wn.towD TRACK
STATIONS ELEVATED RAIL at 90 cents eaea's
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02
rm lIrForoLIAs Nsllo ~. g 4, /. !,

Ngw Y0HH. june Is. 1883
nIVIDEND.-Tbe D.rec Ors oi this Bunk
have fs .ay senla1uuai dividend 81 ~ ~
PER CENl OF payable on AMI alter Aoni JuV
next -, - "a ,s.Y
~ OEOHGi.I Ac8OUHkEf,
sasbio
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02

I'M ~ 90 rn XIV York iriNE Fl 1888
The bonds falling due July l. 1854 wli De
redeemed otpaf aud accrued Interest," on vcs pros"hu ~
'niS olnce anu A'4s'''' " JAMts & nARTT Treasurer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-07-02

NINTH NATIONAL BANK. !
NEw YORK. June ~. 1881
A DIVIDEND Of THREE and 0NE-HALE
"a 3lo) PER CENr upon the capital STOCK OIL hs hahA
has Leen declared payable and amer uy lSscs -.
.,d ,,roI,mo VIVA II. III. MARIO. Cashier
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Gin i3ropcrin 90 Get.

FURNISHED or UNFURNISHED.-2,12 1
shave. lscths, beautiful fourstoly HIN
sfoon dwelling excellent condition nom cellar
~ of nossn,ou ow or later; reasonable; others
sAafir ri. KILPATRICk. Madison ave. 27thst
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-12-11
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, C. o. Eleuber and sophie, his wife, by
their certain deed of TT, st, dated the 25th day OF
November, 1881, and recorded in the recorders
Office of Pettis county, at trust deed book - pages
% and 81, conveyed TO the undersigr ed III. y.
Knapp, trustee, all their right, title interest and
estate, and 10 the following described real estate,
situated in the county of Pettis state OF Missouri
viz: Lot eight (S) in blocV seven az in Sarah +.
Smith and Martha Z. Martins hrst addition TO Sc
dslia, Mo, which said conveyance was made IN
trust to secure the payment of a certain promis
sorry note in said deed described, and whereas.
the said note has become due and is unpaid,
now therefore, in accordance with the proyls.
iO.s of said deed of trust, and at the request OF
the legel holder of said note shall proceed To sell
o. above described real estate at the court house
door in the city of Sedaa in the county Of Pettis,
state aforesaid to the highest bidder, for cash. at
public auction, on
WEDNESDAY, THE 5th DAY OF DECEMBER,
1883,
between the hours of nine in the forenoon and i've
in the afternoon of that day. To satisfy said note,
together with the cost and expense OF executing
this trust. II. ". KNAPP,
ll-I3w4t Trustee.
Dated this p h day of November, 1883
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-12-11

Oranges and Florida
Better than Breezes and blossoms
Under n New Flag.

Even the balmy air and orange groves Of Florida
fail to keep its people full OF happiness and COM
fort. Art must help nature everywhere-in the
tropics among the pines of the North. "And,
chief amorg the blessings which are adapted to Al
zones" writes DR.. J. q. Wallace, of Fort Dade,
Fla, sis PARKER's Tonic. 1t seems to have the
world for field, and most Of the current diseases
WELD to its action have used il in the case Of
delicate and dyspeptic young lady, with the most
gratifying results. 1t seemed TO accomplish with
ease what the usual prescriptions and treatment
for that miserable malady failed wholly 10 bring
about. i am also glad 20 state that the Tonic has
greatly relieved me personally Of q troublesome
atomic condition OF the stomach OF long standing.
II is the ideal purifier and invigorant"
Messrs- HIsCOX Co call special attention 20
the fact that after April Is, 1853, the name and
style Of this preparation will hereafter be simply
PARKERs Tonic. The word ''Ginger' is dropped,
for the reason that unprincipled dealers are con-
stantly 6eceiving their patrons by substituting in
ferior preparations under the name OF Ginger; and
ginger is an unimportant havoring ingredient
in tonic, sure that our friends will agree
with us as 20 the propriety of the change. There
viii be no change, however, in the preparation
itself, and all bottles remaining in the hands Of
dealers, wrapped under the name of PARKER'S
GINGER TONIC contain the genuine medicine il
the signature of HIscox Co. is st the
bottom of the outside wrapper.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-12-11
He Got Left.

He was counting Boston belle, one
Of the Beacon Hill aristocracy. He
wished to impress upon her aesthetic,
susceptible mind that he was way up
in the classics, and that he WIS a
young gentleman of culchah. Said he /;
"My stellar soul, the pleiades of my
solar centre, you are magnificent as
the constellation Hercules, as charm
ing as Urso Major. as regular in out
line as A0uilla, aud as transcendentslly
stately as the great Southern Cross,
with the beautiful proportions of the
Isosceles Triangle"
Said she: young man, you had
best square the circle, box the compass,
and make bee-line for the milky way
and the planetary Orion. When you
were introduced to me, In ERRED that
you were man; but have diagnosed
your mentalra physical proportions,
and you turn out to be only an astron-
omical idiot with false pretensions to
occult geometry, concerning which
you know as little as western COW.
boy does about ball room etiquette.
There is the door, sir; getr
And he got, without further cere.
mony.-Chicago Telegram.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-12-11
Ruff1anism in London.
st. james Gazette.

81. James Gazette
Among many minor reforms which
deserve attention when London pos
sesses q better government tnan II en-
joys at present is that of the language
used in the public streets. The coars-
est expressions are constantly banded
about with an utter disregard of conn.,
mon decency. On such occasions as
that of yesterday, when large crowds
assembled to see the lord mayors show,
it is really serious nuisance to re-
spectacle persons TO be placed N po-
sion from which they cannot extricate
themselves where they are condemned
to listen to language that shocks their
ears and Outrages their feelings. This
is especially the case as regards women
and children-whOse presence, so far
from exercising a refining Influence on
the London CROUCH" seems rather TO
produce the opposite effect upon his
temperament, and to render him more
coarse 10 his utterances than when be
has less need of self respect. Nor is
the trough" alone au offender in this
respect. Working men, drivers OF
vehicles, public and private. and others
who would be indignant if classed
with the "rough," frequently make
Use of such expressions. when address
ing each other even in a friendly
spirit, of a truly Objectionable nature.
Until education remedies the evil il
mig ht, perhaps, be lessened by little
wholesome interference on the part OF
the police.