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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1883-04-25
Farm For Sale or no Lei.

aNE Of the best farms In the County Of Crraber-
" land, situated IA Cape Elizabeth, known IA the
BROOKS Farm viii be sold at great bargain. s.
L. CARLETON, ATTY at Law, $50 Middle 81. Port
aud. Ne. narBdtf
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Feb 20, lat 81 so $, lon 7s 43 w, ship Indiana,
Morrison, from Liverpool for Portland, o.
March 49, lat so n, lon 116 so W, chip Flor
ence, Leonard, from San Francisco for Liverpool.
April %. off BarDegat sch Aldytha, Nelson, from
Matanzas for Portland.
April IL lat 80 N, lon 81 w, ship Oriental, Sim
MONS from Puget Sound for Australia.
April 10, lat 20 30 lon 81 10 w. sch Lettie Wells.
War; from Calais for st Thomas
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Horsford's Acid Phosphate Imparts New

DR.. s. F. Newcomer, Greenfield, o., says:
"In the cases of several aged men, who com
planned of forgetfulness and Dissemination to
think, move or be spoken to, or harrassed in
any way, they told me it impaired new life
and yigor.''
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Boston & Maine Railroad
FALL ANn wINTEp apnANcrmrvr

Boston & Maine Railroad
FALL AND WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
PAssESGER TRAINS Will LEAVE
PORTLAND fer BOSTON
Ess.ssssss.sf at s45 g. N, LOO and $50 p: m,
.-sz--zA-and 500 p. n. BOSTON F or
p. m, arriving a Portland at 90 800, and 500
sRACH, and PINE POINT, $40 a. M,
40 an and %; aacRG. y; Csse nots2 s 20.
saao, BrDDIEFoaD AND k THSH.
BUNK a. S.45 a. M LOO, $50 and $40 D. m.
FOR WELLS az $40 a: m, $50 p. m. (see
a Mos TAEIs. GnE anio Fasas IL
L1wRENCE, ANDOvER AND Low,
NEW MARKET At s.45 a. m. $50 q rn.
FOR ROCHEsrERan and FARMINGTON.
NJ, s.46 2. m. Loo and $50 p. m. FOR
ALTON BAY at S.45 a. m, $3.50 p. m. FOR
MANCHRsTER AND CONCORD N. =.
Cyia Lswrence) at s.45 a. N. via New Market
LEAyEs x ENNEBUNK For PORT
NorE-Ihe 100 ?. m. train from Portland
Passenger ForBesIon. ParIer Car. on ali
through trairs Seats secured in advance at
ss-The 100 p. m, train from Portland con-
meets with sound Line Steamers for New
York and all Rail Lines for the West and the 81 so
p. m, train with all Rail Lines for New York
and the South and West.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Portland For Bssten and Way stations at
LOO ?. N. Boston For Portland at 600 p. m.
Trains on Boston & Maine road connect with all
stesmers running between Portland and Bangor
Rockland, Mt. Desert, Nachias Eastport Calais
ST John and Halifax. Also connect with Grand
Trunk trains at Grand Trunk Station, and Maine
Central and Portland & ogdenburg trains at Trans
fer Station.
All trains stop at Exeter ten minutes for refresh
meEts- First class Dining Rooms at Portland,
THROUGH TICKETS to all points West and
South may be had of M. L.. WnIiam ms, Ticket
Agent, Boston & Maine Depot and at Guion
Ticket Once, 40 Exchange st.
j. L. FURBER, Gen. Supt.
s. II. STEVENS, Gen. Agent, Portland.
apps
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FOR SALE.
Farsn for Sale Five Miles from
Portland.

"A BOUT 40 acres Of excellent land in high state
IN of cultivation, with ~ story frame house in
good repair and barn nearly new, Price ~, 10000
A portion of the purchase money can remain on a
mortgage. Enquire OF j. IL. COFFIN,
Az Exchange St,
ap24dlw Portland.
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WHITE STAR LINE

ALLAN LINE
Royal Mail Steamships,
Per forming services between Eyerpool a. elias.
gov, and Halifax, Portland, Boston 4 baltimore
With WITH calls at Neville, Queenstown, Galway &
sail from
Portiand for Liverpool.
via Halifax
, Nova scotisn, Capt Richardson. 12Aprii.
Peruvian. Capt. Richie. De Am
<A'eE TINS dste these vessels sail from Canada.
For Glasgow Direct.
Buenos Ayrisn, on or about 4 April.
:, For passage apply to LEVE& ALDEN, General
1fassenger Agents, 10 State St Boston, and F. A.
AZ Congress ST., or for passage or freight 10 III
a.; Allan, Agents. No. India St., Portland.
Aeo' dTju2
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A small boy, who was playing truant the 9TH
or day, when asked if he wouldn't get whir-
ping when he got home, replied: swhat is
five minutes licking to five hours of fun?"
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Barque s Lyman, Plnkham, Buenos Ayres-Ix-
port Lumber Coz
Brig Amy Lone Costigan, sagua, in ballast
Chase, Leayitt s. Co.
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DOMINION LINE,

f~ The steamers of this Line will
A>.HH1~ 5run daring the winter season
Zz@6.z=s=@5 fortnightly between this port and
Liverpool The vessels are Clvde
quilt, full powered and have superior accommoda-
non for cabin and Storage passengers Prenaid
tickets are issued at reduced rate TO those derons
o. Drlngng out their friends Dates of sailing from
Portland 70 Liverpool direct: VIM
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Druggists sell them, 25 cents.
A remarkably honest Chicago doctor sent in
certificate of death the other day, with his
name signed in the space reserved for "Cause
of death. New Orleans Picsyune.
Lungs con vulsed by cough can be soothed
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one inmate.
A small boy, who was playing truant the 9TH
or day, when asked if he wouldn't get whiF-
ping when he got home, replied: "what is
i've minutes licking to five hours Of fun?"
The great sale of Swedish Remedies lie aston
ishing, and for enriching the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
A religious exchange tells story Of cornet
player employed by Baptist church, who lost
his position by playing the well known melody,
"Pull for the Shore" at the baptism of num-
Der Of converts.
The excavation and lassitude of spring time
are but indications of the sluggish action OF
the blood, overloaded with carbonates accumu-
lated by the use of heating food in winter.
This condi ton may be remedied by the use of
Ayers Sarsaparilla, the best blood purifier
known.
Husband q a. m, after a curtain lecture)-
HWelf all I've got tn saw ia If vou are a nerson
of such refinement and good breeding, you
ought to be above talking to a drunken fellow
at this time of the night"
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Notice to Contractors.

OFFICE OF THE TRUSTEES, !
MAINE INSANE HOSPITAL,
Augusta. Me-. April Is, ss3l
Sealed proposals will be received 1t this Office M
til Tuesday. Nay sth 1888, at IL O'Clock A. NJ,
for furnishing all he materials aud doing all the la
Dor required 10 putting steam heating apparatus
and fixtures In the New Pavilion on the grounds 81
the institution according TO the plans and specif-
cations q +. II. Fassest. architect, which may be
seen ~ the office OF the Treasurer OF The Hospital
Also sealed proposals will be received al same
place and time for furnishing all the materials and
doing all the labor required IN making the veutiia-
tors Tor New Pavilion. per tho plans and sp-cih-
cations Of f. II. Fassett, architect whi-h may be
seen at the Office OF tho Treasurer Of the Hospifai
j. III. MANLEY.
SfLyES TER oAKES building
ap2s INV
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Buena Vista.

Standing at the edge Of the bluff near
the hills at the northeast corner Of the
mesa which embraces East Los An
geles, lovely view is to be seen. On
the east the Arroyo Seco o,non is a
beautiful sight, while to the northeast
and north the hazy Sierra Madres ap-
pear. weird and grand, with the hills
on the verdugo Rancho and the San
Rafael mountains in the foreground.
The beautiful valley Of the river can be
seen for several miles, while the High
land Park tract is at about the same
level across the Arroyo seco wash. To
the northwest the red San Fernando
mountain can be seen, while lower down,
in the same direction, the abrupt mouu-
tains Of the Feliz Rancho loom up. but
change TO the beautiful hills north Of
the Water Company's reservoir. In the
southwest fine glimpse Of the city and
the hills is had. while to the south the
now lovely suburb Of East Los Angeles
lies spread out in all its beauty. nearly
all the streets being lined with shade
trees. To the east the hills intercept
the view, but are rolling and graceful in
shape. 1t Is almost impossible to look
in any direction without seeing some
change in the viewI yet it is bagatelle
to the view from higher localities, which
words almost fail to describe.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Another of Our Industries.


The Los Angeles Pork Packing Com
pany, for several years past located in
East Los Angeles, and doing large and
profitable business in the products Of the
swine, lard, ham. bacon, etc, ,willremove
this week from their establishment on
Hoff street to tho large storeroom under
Leck's Hall, on South Main street. This
will be used as warehouse for lard and
cured meats, the slaughtering. drying
and smoking having been carried on for
sometime past Mt mataazo, west OF
Florence. aud shipped to Los Angeles.
party by rail and partly by four horse
teains The season has barely com.
mencei, ba' about fifty hogs are already
slaughtered PR day. which viii DO in-
creased to enc hundred and twenty-five
a. the seas1n advances The new place
will be spac;oas and much nearer the
center Of the city, and as the packing
formerly done at East Los Angeles is
now done at the slaaghternouse near
Florence, the change appears desirable.
In few days the company will open in
the new location.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Remarkable cure of rheumatism


1t is with feelings Of great gratitude
that inform the public that I went to
DR.. E Robbins, 1l9 South Main street,
Los Angeles. suffering from a severe at
tack Of infammasory rheumatism. ]
was so Ill that / had TO be helped into
his rooms, and in five days treatment
by him, with magnetism. without the
aid Of medicine. l was able to walk
alone, and in one month was cured, feel
ing better than I had been for years.
The reason why l publish this testimon-
ial is because some persons assert that
cures by magnetism are not permanent.
Ihave now left of treatment for over ten
months. and have had no return of the
rheumatism.
Thanking him for removing the pains
of humanity,
Iremain, respectfully,
Mrs. G. E. SHATTycK,
236 Spring street, between Sd and 4th.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Removal Notice.


Robert Eckert, formerly Of Congress
Hall, has removed to Nos. 10, II and IS
Court street, opposite the Court House,
where he isalways glad to see his old GUS
toners and friends. He has opened the
best restaurant and sample rooms on the
Coast. Fresh Baltimore transplanted
Eastern and California oysters. shrimps
and crabs. every day, for sale, wholesale
and retail.
Family rooms up stairs, No. 10, Moore
Block. Entrance for ladies down stairs,
10 Court street. open day and night.
He win take daily, weekly and month
ly boarders at moderate price, and will
always set the best table in.the town;
always has on hand the best the market
can afford. Come one, come all. and
try the new and elegant place. Bob's
Restaurant and Sample Rooms.
RoBr. EcKERr, Proprietor,
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
The working Mans Friend.

The old, original First-street Coffee
House. Nos, % and "a First street. near
Main, and tho Quaker Dairy. No. Is
Spring street. opposite The Nadeau House.
don't employ Cinnamon, like other coffee
houses and restaurants. They get
along splepdidly with white help. and
deserve the patronage of the public gem
orally.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
The Meanest Man Again.

After considerable argument, the sup
posed meanest m n was located in New
York, bat his alb. ing place is Los An;
geles. He shaved h;r self during the week
until be learned the price Of shave
is two bits on Sunday, since which time
he shaves on Sunday, to save the extra
dime. His penurious nature WAS made
worse by smoking inferior cigars in
stead Of the celebrated Tansilrs Punch
. cent cigar. at the P. o. Cigar Store,
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

Go to Thorpe's fine liquor store. corner
Court and Main streets. as he is agent
for the "Royal Gm;n also for the finest
brAndies and whiskies, as he makes a
speciality Of these goods for medical use.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

We received 81 volumes by donation
this month, and one by purchase.
Books loaned during the month, 1920.
Respectfully, MARY L. FoY.
Report referred to the Finance Com
mittee.
Adjourned.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Portland Cement.

My own importation; direct from
London ex-ship Blengfel. For sale in
lots 10 suit. Special rates given for
large quantities.
wALrzR S. MxxwElL.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

Attention. hunters and picnickers,
II you want ffst-class whiskies. wines
brandies or cigars. Mulhollands, %
South Main street. is the place to get
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

Go 70 8. Psrry's, rs soatL Main sireot,
for Plumbing and Gas Fitting. (Tels.
phone s.. oet.20.lm.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

Families supplied with best brands Of
wines aud liquors by Mulholiand, %
South Main street. Free delivery with
In city limits-
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Horsford,s Acid phospnate.

Or. ]. L. Willis, Eliot, Me-, says:
"Horsford's Acid Phosphate gives most
excellent results"
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Public Library Meeting .

The regular monthly meeting of the
Public Library Trustees was held in the
City Council rooms last evening, Mayor
Thorn in the chair.
Miss Foy. Librarian. presented re-
port, as follows:
TO The Honorable Ms Board Of Trustees
cfthe Los angeles City Library.
GESrLEMES.-Herewith place before
you my report for the month ending
Oct. 3lst, 1888:
Balance in the Contingent. Sept.
tn. ............,.~,....-.,.. slad 10
Collections for the month were,
~ uuos.s.-s.s.ss- .ss-.s-.ff.s-...5o 5ol 70
10 unes-,.,.,.. 80 60 o5
sl95 "a
Paid Treasurer. er..-,.........-.... 12B 90
Balance in fund October slst.... 8 90 81
The following bills were paid by war.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
WAN DEPARTMENT. SIGNAL SIR
VICE. U. s. ARMY.

Division Of relcem,ns and Reports for the ben
ht OF Commerce and Agriculture. Report Of OBJ
sesvations taken at Los Angeles. CAL. Nov. O.,
1883;
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
L.AcEs.

10 Escarial, spanish. Guipuse = French ard
sp4nish-lste patterns; priee' most Reasonable.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
ILL | !. tII
.i::: ;:$: ;:$: ;:$: y s::: s:;
RELIGIOUS SERVICES.

Maximum Thermometer. .72.o
Minimum Thef 4Q.n.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
FANCY GOODS.
RFsprcTFULLY

including the late novelties In Hair and Cloth
Brushes, Dressing and Back Combs; best
qualities In Colognes and Florida Water.
jswslry and Fancr Articles gensraiy.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
bn ApplicasI
Ter Of Sale

pn Applicat|
Ter Of Sale
nd for Los AnI
Ahfornia !
md guardis
rank Lee, /.
70.
from the petite
dian Of the PEI
nshank, Frank
minors. prayin|
real estate belol
necessary and
at such real
Fdered that N
persons inter
this Court
'yember, u
pm ot
for the -
4 . copy Of thi
ccessivs weak
, Los ANosLr1
pd and publis
Hngsles.
. D. HINES,
Superior q
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
NOTICE

l. hereby given that the BERNARD BLOCK,
Main and First streets, viii be ready for occii'
pancy on the first Of December, next. The house
Is suitable fora
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

elegant In that line ever imported into
Southern California, and will be sold ut
astonishingIy low prices, as they must
have room. A cordial invitation Is ex-
tended to everybody TO give them a
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
B. F. COULTER,
Baker Block.

Two suits ofthe Los Angeles
Woolen Mill Flannel Under
wear will save you much sick-
ness and a doctors bill.
B.F. COULTER.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
HOTEL OR LODGING HOUSE.

The rooms being supplied with gas. water and all
modern convenianccs Proposals Tor rentiuG the
same will be received by the undersigned, up 10
that date To any one wishing 10 engage ia the
hotel business this ia one Of the best opportnni.
ties o1ersd on the Pacific Coast
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

bereby certify I
siBsss In this q
% Angeles, und
The los a
Iames In full
rtncrship are
Stoll: and 4 q
idences ara D
ereto subscrit
from the Il
ue until die -
,vs hersunt, mr.
YER, 1883.
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Of Los ~
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going inst Z.
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stoll and Ct
and voluni
serein mentk . O.
I've htrsunt ~
al seal, tho
above write -
W. POTTS,
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
NEcKWEAR.

Lame assorsm msnt. STYLES 10 suit the most fas-
tidious tastes
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
Notice of Street Work.

Public notice Is hereby given that the Council
Of November, A. d. 1888, Resolution Of lnten-
tion, which resolution was approved on the 5th
day of November. 1883, providing for the grading
OF
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
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Of the 81
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of the state
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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11

Ier for said 4
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BY the petih
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TO 70 pay thl
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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11


and his gang, in which Juarez was
wounded. Sheriff Malone. of Contra
Costa county, who started for Lower
California to get Juarez sxtradited, or.
rived yesterday in the city and reports
that Juarez has died Of his wounds.
New figures in black and colored brc-
caded silks, just imported by the CITY
of Paris.
As soon as the Los Angeles Pork Pack
ing Company vacates its present loca-
tlon on Hoff street, East Los Angeles,
Messrs. H. Newmark q Co.. who have
already rented the building, will occupy
| II as wool cleaning, pulling and storage
department. This will give them three
establishments. their splendid building
on North Los Angeles street, the hide
warehouse on Alameda street, and the
new wool warehouse at East Los Ange-
les. Their business Is increasing con-
stantly.
No better baking powder and flavor
ing extracts than f. b. Miller Il Cos.
Sold at H. Jevne's, 3S Spring.
Messrs. Kohler Frohling. G. L.
Mesnager L Co.. D. Mahlstedt, F. vignes,
G. Tononi and A. valla have entirely
completed the crushing Of grapes, and
the crusher is as clean as can be. The
wine is in watts awaiting fermentation,
and the distillation Of brandy will com
mence generally about the Gath inst, and
be prosecuted rapidly. As far as we can
learn, there are but three wineries in the
entire county which are still crushing
grapes, and two Of them wifi finish in a
day or two.
Elegant black silks, warranted not to
"cutp or grease" ut the CITY Of
| Paris.
Tie Meszrs. Meyberg Brothers, the
long established and well known crock
cry dealers, In double.column adver.
tisement in this mornings HxRALp, an
nounce that, owing TO large purchases
| b their 6rsnta ID Rureps aud the East,
they arS cbllgsd TO close out large por-
tion of their present stock oi Chinavnre,
glassware, orooksry, etc., to make room
Tor nsW eoodn. Their stock Is tho zno<l
| ''|. |- = " n
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-11-11
pet wor|

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-28
Gable Clicks.

Paris, 27.-The council of state decided
that government has power 90 stop the
salaries of all elergymen, even of bish-
ops.
London, 27.-The thousand guinness
stake was won by ''Hauteur," Mate
bran'' second, Lovely" third.
Brussels, GA loan OF 100000, 600
issEed on May 18th. The issue price will
be 1917 francs.
London, PA nitro glycerine man.
ulaetory was discovered st Northampton.
The discovery causes great excitement.
Queen Victoria will be able to stand
unAssisted on her feet before fortnight,
The injured knee is strengthening daily
and her msjesty's general health is also
gradually improving.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-28
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
SALT LAKE CRY, April 10, 1875

THE UNDERSIGNED WILL RE-
1 ceive bids at the Office of the Ores'
cent Mining Company, No. 172 Main
street, Salt Lake City, Utah, until May
9Th, 1888.
1. For the construction and equip
ment in complete running order of a
trsmwsy for the transportation Of ore,
from point in Thsynes Canyon, near
the company's mine, to point at or
near Mackintosh's Ssmpling Works at
Park City, Summit County, Utah.
Specifications can be seen and further
information given at the Office Of Browne
& Brooks. engineers, over the London
Bank Of Utah, on Main street, Salt Lake
City, Utah.
2, For the hauling Of ore by tramwsy
from the compsny's mine for period not
exceeding three 80 years the said tram
way to be built substantially according
to the specifications above named, but to
be built by and at the expense of the
party proposing to haul the ore.
The company reserves the right to re-
ject any and sll bids.
G. L. HAINEs, Secretary.
Apr. 20.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-04-28
WE cUARANTEEIsIX BOXES
BEYOND The RIVER
Aa0Gy across tie Mississippi Is Held
q Convincing Conference.

AaOGy across tie Mississippi Is Held
q Convincing Conference.
ST tell you ar. that they are one Of
the neatest combinations ever produced,
and my experience Of that sort Of thing
has been wide enough to entitle my
Judgment to come respect
@"Oh l don't know, responded the first
speakers friend, vita q little yaYn. as
though ne didn't take much interest in
tie subject, II have never been able to
see much difference in those things.
They are all pretty nearly the same size,
and made Of about the same stuf,n
The talk, Of which the foregoing is q
fragment, took place in Gallatin, Mis-
souri,, not long ago, in the snug Office Of
DR.. N. T. Flowers, one OF the leading ply
sicians of the state, who followed up the
vein in which he had introduced it sub
stantially in these words:
Nonsense, that is q Figsmarole of q
boy, or rather of 8 man who either
doesn't know or doesn't care what he
says. Those things, as you call them,
are lust ss different as the moon is from
green cheese. Now, liniments. lotions.
and ointmenis are very good in most
csses'for the relief of pain or in1amna-
ton. But, in the first place they fare un-
clean. They soil the hands aud the linen,
| besides being always out Of reach when
| they are most wanted. p
"Well, my dear DOCTOR" sighed the
traveller from the north, 'What would
you have? This is wretehed world
anyhow, and nothing is ever st hand
when it is wanted. YOU can't suggest
anything
Eyes I csn," broke in the doctor,
humping the table with his fist, 81 can
suggest BENSON'S OAPOINE POR-
OBS PLASTER. l have tried i. on NV
patients, and I have tried it on myself
for an attack of Pneumonia, and in sll
cases relief has followed in from three to
forty-eight hours. The old plasters. ara
stage cosches-the Cspcine is a telegraph
dispatch. For instance, in case Of Neu-
ralgia, Muscular Rheumatism, Lum-
bsgo, retarded action Of the Kidneys,
and"
II give it up, doctor, and in case Of
need I'll buy Benson's," said the trsy-
eler, pleasantly.
In the centre Of the genuine is cut ia
word CAPOINE.
SeaburY s Johnson, Chemists, New
York.