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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12

Look Well TO the Name.
The only genuine German Hop Bitters have
the word " German" blown in the bottle.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12

n70 WEEK. Sla a day at nome easily made Cost
- u Outfit free. Address THuK Co Augusta, Maine
curo uro Epilepsy Fits in "a hours Free to poo
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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12
$25 REWARD

We will pay the above reward for any case of Rben
matism or Neuralgia canno twill relieve any
case Of Dphtheris or Group instantly The Army and
Nsvy L,nimens Will relieve pain T and soreness and re-
or beast large bottles 81 small bottles 80 eents, vii
LlNlMEST Co, 81 Wabash Avenue. Chicago.
J. NJ: AILC0TT tS CO., Agent, Niil,ynr-
kce. Wis.,. and by all druggists
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12

Hoods sursnpnrilln
Sold by Druggis.s 81; six for S5. Prepared only by
q. ]. HOOD CO., Apothecafies, Lowell, Mass.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12

For Fifty Cents we will send the WEEKLY W1scoS-
SIN to any erson until Dec 3lst, together with any
one of our premium books, lists of which may be
found in every copy OF the paper. The WEEKLY
WISCONSIN has the largest circulation of any paper
in the state. 1t is the most popular literary and
family journal in the Northwest. Samples to any
address. CRAMER, AIKENS & CRANiER.
Milwaukee, wis
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12

TUX, t'tVistiU iUI WI q u y OF tIIuLIEJI.
81 knew the girl was after Harry
Lester! / said in the summer that her
encouragement of his brother had some.
thing behind it-she wanted him for her
sister, you see; he was too sharp for
herself. An old maid Why, my dear
child, they are the sharpest beings on
the face OF the earth See how Ophelia
Lawrence snapped him up! That was
ali in the world that brought her down
to Long Branch. Oh, know them
we'll |"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06
Perhans Not,

When the cashier of Michigan bank
skipped some years ago, and his &C
counts were found to be $1,000 short,
one of the directors expressed his belief
that the money had gone into silver
stock. This was shown to be untrue, as
was also his suggestions that the cash
Ter had speculated in grain, cotton or
tobacco.
''Then he must have gambled," said
the director.
''No; no one had ever known of his
touching card.
''Probably owned a fast horse or
bought suburban real estate.''
That was as far from the case as the
first supposition, but the director hung
on.
'Ipresume he may have paid off q
mortgage for his father, or lent money
to relatives
mo; he was an orphan and unmar-
ried."
"Might have been temporarily insane,
you know"
"But he had been taking sum for
months"
ooh, we1l!' testify cried the director;
as he whirled his chair around, eff you
folks are determined to call it stealing
I suppose it's no use for me to tell you
that Edwards mother says he had a
habit of walking in his sleep. You
wouldn't believe he could travel from
Detroit to Montreal before he woke up
of course you wouldn't! All you think
of is to convict him?'- Detroit Free
Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06
Tn a. Tight Fix.

John Lyons, a well-known citizen of
this county, while at work in the shaft
of his mine near Tres Alamos, had Just
put in blast and lighted the fuse,
when, on reaching the top of the shaft,
he beheld four mounted Apaches rapid
ly approaching. AS they saw him
emerge they increased their pace, and
their fiendish yells relieved Mr.. Lyons
of all doubt as to their intentions to-
ward himself. For an instant he was
paralyzed with terror. Being entirely
unarmed, resistance was not to be
thought of, while escape by flight was
equally impossible. His first impulse
was to hurl himself into the shaft and
be blown to atoms by the explosion Of
the blast rather than perish miserably
at the hands Of the remorseless fiends
who had him at their mercy. These re-
Elections occupied only a moment time,
but the Apaches were almost upon him.
Suddenly, with the instinct Of despair,
Mr.. Lyons threw himself behind a rock
close at hand, and at the same instant
the blast at the bottom of the shaft ex-
ploded with terrific effect, throwing
shower of rock and debris high in the
air, which was followed by dense vol
ume of smoke rolling up from the shaft.
The Indians, who were now sure of
their victim, halted moment at the
unexpected and to them mysterious
eruption, then with q yell, not Of tri-
umph. but Of rage, mingled with terror,
wheeled their horses and galloped off in
the direction whence they came.
Mr.. Lyons could at first scarcely real
ize that he escaped almost miraculously
from horrible death, but as soon as he
had recovered from his amazement de-
parted for Tres Alamos, meeting on the
road a party of neighbors going out to
search for his remains, they having seen
the Indians heading in the direction of
the mine, and not doubling Mr.. Lyons
had fallen a victim of savage ferocity.
Tombstone Efitaph.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06

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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06

Just at this moment the race began.
The woman took the lead. She was
passed on the corner of the trackby the
mans team, and the excitement grew.
The dudes could hardly contain them
selves. Around the last corner flew the
teams, and as they passed the judges
stand the cry went up, The man wins
by neck.n and SO it proved, much to
the chagrin Of the dude who had laid
the odds on the woman. AS he paid the
debt Of honor he said in a voice choked
with emotion: II think it's real mean;
don 'tcher know, I've been here three
nights on complimentary tickets and the
woman has won every time. =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06

When q drummer gets the humps it
increases the size Of his face without
adding anything to his inherent cheek.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06

The docks at Liverpool, England,
have long been the admiration Of tray
elers and monuments Of engineering
skill, but very soon it will be to Bel
GUM that we must look for the most
stupendous engineering works of mod
ern times. The new Antwerp docks,
which will be completed in 1884, will
surpass all other similar constructions.
There is to be quay two miles long
and 800 feet wide. The uniform water,
way will be 1850 feet wide and twenty
six feet deep. It is calculated that fifty
Atlantic liners will be able to lie broad.
side on the quay at once.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06
The why" in Vegetabla Cookery,

Why should beans never be put into
cold water to soak, as is recommended?
Because all the nutritious portion of the
bean is extracted by the process. They
should be washed in warm water, then
in cold, be tied loosely in cloth, be put
into boiling water, with spoonful of
dripping and little salt in it, and be
kept boiling for four hours. They are
then excellent if served with gravy, and
not with melted butter. They serve as
garnish around roast mutton or beef,
and are excellent eating served whole
or as a palree. To make the latter, when
the beans are done throw them instant
ly into cold water, when the skins will
slip Oft. Rub the beans through col
ander, and mix lump of butter with
them. A little stock, or milk, or cream
is excellent mixed in.
Why should plenty of fast boiling
water be used in boiling vegetables, po-
tatoes excepted? Because the greater
the body Of boiling water the great
er the heat. If only little water
be used, the whole affair soon cools,
and the vegetable becomes tough,
SO much so that no length of time in
boiling them will render them otherwise.
Broccoli sprouts in April, if properly
cooked by boiling them for eight min
utes in boiling water, will be tender as
marrow; but, if not properly done, hours
will not cook them.
Why should onions be always cut in
round and very thin rings? Because
the fibre is thus cut across, and in so
cutting them, whether for frying or for
making sauce, they are rendered very
tender when cooked. With turnips and
carrots it is just the same; neither of the
three should be split or cut in any other
way.
Why should parsley never be boiled
with soda -only boiling water and salt?
Because parsley, having no oil in it,
would be spoiled with soda and all fla
vor would be extracted. All parsley
should be picked free from the stem, be
put into plenty Of boiling water with
salt and in summer be boiled only one
minute, and in winter two minutes, and
be strained and chopped on the back Of
plate. If only a little water is used
in boiling it, the water becomes brown,
and the parsley tough and i'll favored.
Why should vinegar for picking with
never be boiledp Because boiling takes
all the strengt hf FRONT it. Whatever veg-
etables are to be picked should first be
made soft with boiling water strong
with salt and then be we'll drained and
the vinegar poured over.
Why should two ounces of salt and a
bit Of washing soda always be putin tho
water to boil green's in? Because the
salt crisps the greens and fayors them,
and the soda extracts the oil, which is
greatly injurious to the digestion. Ger
2,e1,atoaOa Telegraph.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06
DIAMOND
INVIGORATOR.

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Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and
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For General Debility. Dyspepsia. Biliousness.
Torpid Liver, Indigestion. Neuralgia and Kheu-
matte Affections, Jaundice Malaria, Flatulency,
Nausea. Sick Headache and aKidney Complaints,
1t is invaluable. Price, so cents.
Ask your Druggist for these Remed.
les and take no other: or Will be sent
Free on receipt of price.
:, Descriptive Pamphlets Free.
OAddrese DR.. EYory's Diamond Remedies Co..
?. O. Box 3s60. 1o4 John Street. New York.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-06-06
IDA e. PlNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Ia q Positive Cure

FOR all those Painful Complaints and Wcnifncsses
40 common to our best female population
tt will cure entirely the worst form OF Female Com.
paints oil ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ucera
tlon, Falling and Dspacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted TO the
Change OF Life.
It VIII dissolve and expel tumcrs from the uterus in
an early stage OF development. Tho tendency to can.
unnolsthere1s checked very speedily by Its use
1t faintness fatulency, destroysal craving
Tor stimants, and relieves weakness Of the stomach
It cures Boating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration.
General Debility, sloepessness, Depression and 1ndi.
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That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain, weight
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II twill at all times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that the female system
For tho Of Kidney Complaints Of either sex this
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y.YDIA 4. PINI1IIA1I's VEGETABLE COM.
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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

A German, Baron Reichenback, has
occupied many years in studying the
art of bed-making. or, rather, bed
placing, and maintains that improperly
placed beds will shorten mans life.
If mere magnet exercises an influ-
ence on sensitive persons, the earth's
magnetism must certainly make itself
felt on the nervous life of man. In
whatever hemisphere you may be, al
ways sleep with your feet to the equator
and let your body lie '.true as a needle
TO the pole.
The proper direction of the body is OF
the utmost importance for the proper
circulation of the blood, and many dis
turbances in the organisms have been
cured by simply placing the bolster in
a different point of the compass from
that it had occupied. Let such as have
hitherto been in the habit of sleeping
with their heads where their feet ought
TO be take TO heart the example of the
late DIR. Elschwester, of Magdeburg,
who died recently at the age Of one hum
dred years
The most unhealthy position, we are
told, is when the body lies due east and
west. Some observers assure us that to
sleep in such . posture is tantamount TO
committing suicide. and that diseases
arc often aggravated by deviat1ons from
the proper postures. - London World.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01
Farm AND PRESIDE.

The Charleston, Is. CO. Nescs Is
gratified to note . steady increase in
the number of small farms in the South
ern States.
To keep colored clothing from dry
ing streaked, put handful of salt to
each bucket of water, and those that
have red. blue, green, or any other
bright colors, put in vinegar in addition
to the salt This is particularly nice
for rag carpet, and then hang on the
line to drip.-Detrot Post.
AS far as possible keep yermin, es-
pecially rats, from the hogs. German
physicians, who have devoted great
deal of time to the investigation, have
discovered that large percentage of
rats are infested with trichin@. 1t is
quite possible that swine have, in many
cases, received the parasites from this
source.-Nec England Farmer.
"A one-egg bread pudding is some
times greatly to be desired. Beat one
agg with one teaspoonful of flour, three
of brown sugar, one pint of milk, a
little salt; place some very thin slices
of buttered bread in a pudding-dish;
then pour the custard already made
over this, and bake for half an hour.
Fruit may be added and spices to suit
the taste.-N. Y. Post.
To tell whether tin vessels are per.
fectly clean or not, slide the finger care
fully over them, and if they are the
least bit slippery you may be sure they
have not been properly washed. They
should be subjected to a. heat that will
cut the grease off of them, and nothing
but the hottest kind of water or steam
will do this. For cleaning dairy i'm
plements put no trust in patent COM
pounds; Just see that the water used is
hot, and that it remains hot until the
last article is washed. The Household.
1t is much easier to run a pound Of
tallow off a sheep than to feed quarter
of pound on it. Hence the import
ance of enforcing gentle handling OF
your flocks by your herder. We have
known herders to rush sheep out of q
corral in the morning as if shot out Of
a gun, under the insane delusion that
they needed exercise, as if an average
| Texas sheep don't take enough out
door exercise every day it lives. The
latest and aforementioned focks, gen.
orally, are those that take things easy,
and are not everlastingly running races
with herders and shepherd dogs
Chicago Times.
Breast of veal with peas: Cut a
breast of veal into eight or ten pieces
and fry them light brown in half but
ter and half lard. Turn in boiling
water and let the meat simmer slowly
! for two hours. Skim off all the fat and
scum which rises. Add spoonful of
tomato catsup and pint of fresh,
shelled peas, and simmer for half an
hour. Take out the veal upon q hot
platter. Skim out the peas around it
and strain the gravy over it. If it is
not thick enough, thicken it with .
little corn starch wet in cold water. A
breast of lamb can be cooked in the
same manner.-N Y. Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

There is no doubt that corn has OF
,ained nearly to its largest quantity Of
production in this country. For years
Kentucky took the lead in the corn
crop. As her citizens became better
able to put their farms in right condi-
ion and to properly stock them, the
production of corn dwindled and grass
increased. That is destined to be the
result in all of the now corn regions.
Corn is bulky and costly to transport to
distant markets. The increase and
competition in transportation will never
reduce the freight so as to make raising
corn for shipment profitable. There
will always be demand for the hog
and the hog product, and its price must
gradually increase. For finishing hogs
for market the farms of Iowa will con-
sinue to produce large quantities of
corn, but not for transportation, unless
the demand is strong enough to make
corn raising for that purpose profitable.
But not half as much will be raised for
hogs. Glover is to become the staple
article for hogs, both in pasture and for
winter food in the shape of hay.
Corn, or any cereal or cultivated crops
exhaust the soil. On thesmall farms in
the midst of dense population, or sur
rounded by large manufacturing estab-
lishments, there is such q demand for
vegetables and milk at SO high price
that the farmers can afford to keep their
farms up to high state of production
by guano or commercial fertilizers.
Hence they can continue to raise ex-
hausting crops. Not SO with the vast
area of the Northwest. Not the rich
deposits of the Peruvian Islands, nor
the laboratories Of the chemical fertili-
gers could ever replenish these vast
plains. When the continued crops of
cereals have drawn all the fertility out
of our soil, there is one remedy only,
that of clover. To this position we are
rapidly coming. The intelligence Of the
country see and appreciate the situation.
They are rapidly conforming their farms
to the inevitable. Nature has limited
the corn era of this globe to positive
metes and bounds. And the period of
time in which this era can produce corn
or wheat and ship its surplus cereals to
foreign ports, is of short duration. It
must end. There is neither help nor
hope for any other result.
Clover by seeding its roots down deep
in the earth-from five to eight feet
brings to the surface the long-hidden
resources of our soil. There is no kind
of grass which will make hay as rich
and valuable as clover for milk cows,
young stock and young stock hogs.
When fr1f the RIGHT time and cured in
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

When the triangle had sounded the
call to order and the rafting of many
hoofs had ceased, Lord John Dewdrop
arose and offered the club the use of the
following at very reasonable rates:
ssDoan' saw off de handles of your
wheelbar'er to keep naybur from bor-
rowin' it,
s'De man who loses his temper will be
sartin to lose his friends"
If it wasn't fur goslins dar would be
no geese. Gin boy a chance to be a
goslin befo' expectin' him to be gan
der"
San egotist am man on stills. Let
him alone an he am sartin' to come
down"
'.Befo' praisin' de philanthropy of de
man who has donated site fur an or
phan asylum try an diskiber if his wife
isn't doin' de kitchen work to save de
expense of hired gal"
''De man who has no friends to speak
well of am man to be avoided.
''Be guided in your outlay by what
you kin afford-not by what your nay
bur brings home"
Truth am mighty, but use it in small
doses in criticising de acts of your
friends"
s'De peacock may make fine display
of colors, but when it comes down to
selecting something solid DIAN oberlook
de gander. He's de same all de way
frew, an you allus know whar' to find
him."
'.De man who draps his wallet to test
de honesty of de public shouldn't give
hisself away by advertiser q reward an
no queshuns axed.'
On motion of Pickles Smith the club
accepted the above at thirty per cent. of
their face value, and the amount was
passed to Lord Johns credit on the cash
book. Detroit Free Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01
Morris T. Collinge returned to AL

Norris T. Collinge returned to Al
bany in row-boat from Barrytown,
where he gave up his attempt to swim
from Albany to New York. The con-
dition of wind and water was against
him, and the sunstroke he sustained
settled his chances of accomplishing the
feat. His face, neck, and arms were
badly blistered by the sun. Collinge
will soon enter into special training
preparatory to attempting repetition
Of the trip to New YORK. He is willing
to wager 81 900 that he viii accomplish
I'M Y. Sun.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

The balcony scene in perform
ance by an Italian Romeo and q Ger
man Juliet is thus quoted from by an
auditor who declares himself conscien-
tious and exact: "Ared't dow nod Ro-
meo, oond Montagoo?" "Neeter.
fair SANTA, eef either thee dislika. F"
SLOW coomst dow heether, dell me,
oond varefore?'' s'Weeth lova's light
weengs did l o'erpcrcha desc walls; for
stony leemits Gamma holda love out. !"
'.Dost dow loaf me? / know dow wilt
say aye; oond viii take dy word; yed
If dow schward'st, dow may prove false;
ad loafers' perjoories dey say Chove
laughds. o shentle Romeor" The OBJ
ject was charity; but nobody could have
asked more for his money under the
most sordid circumstances.-N Y. San.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

A moo may b considered good mathe-
matician when it comes to square root
Tennessee Contributor.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

A NEW ENGLAND physician says that 4
every family would keep box Of mustard
in the house, one-half the doctors would
starve. We suggest that every family
keep two boxes In the house. The Judge
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

"WHY didn't you stand aside and let
that woman passf" asked policeman OF
q negro. "sCase she is my wife, sab. She
makes me STAN aroun' at home, but when
ketches her on der street let's her take
her chances, sab. Eff yer wanter see q
man wild p'liteness born in him, come up
ter my house am see dis ole man hop roun'
de yard. Chicago Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

scratches, cuts or open sores Of any kind,
use Stewards Healing Powder.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

Dr.. r. v. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y.:-I have
friend who suffered terribly. Ipurchased
a bottle of your Favorite Prescription"
and, as . result Of its use, she Is perfectly
well. ]. BAILEY, Burdetf, N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

Our of sight, out of mind. as the dis
tressed wife remarked when she saw her
husband coming home from q night out
with the Chicago Herald.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-09-01

Too MANY men steer their crafts foi Pors
Wine, and get wrecked.