Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-01-18


IAN old maid in Belgium has be-
fuueafhed the whole of her fortune OF
ke2eoy0OO to the Belgian army.
Akrecent trial has ELECTED the fact.
80 nihny German girls cultivate their
Ehair.for sale. Really fine hair fetchess
some five dollars an ounce.
>~SAeffield manufacturers have large-
e6rdersf for hoop-skirts, and the London,
papet say that the ladies are going to
ffesYSe the use of balloon petticoats.
=. T Ss,i 5sssR 's wish r sy
gard to the window ax.Whieh still ex-
i IS than il ss2Sss esfe or Of
these 257 800 have but one outlet, 1885,
O54 have two, and 1,Ug1,S31 have
inward of sir. , E0kT ear
The first 4etseear Written by Queen
Victoria after heFiaccession was one Of
coincidence to. her aunt aeenAAdelaide.
She addressed sitrt 70 "Her Majesty the
oueen.'' ItwAs, snbfe 1ed 70 her that
.sDowager'fskonid he added. 81 will.
not be the frststpAreaaindx her of her
altered positionss was lhgsepay.
When HnriiKaAt famed for.
his, admirable % h9Ha9pn ship-visited
Vienna, his horse, one of the best in the
imperial Stables, tswss yses Utterly un.
manageable that her hadssa his great:
modification, To- fake bisa seats in a car
rage. A groom, rsince1 discharged from
the Emperor's servife,, now lconfesses
that he, by cruelty 4fioggfng the,horse on
showing him whiteplumea such as the
king wore, had been ss The b "a. sathef of the
difficulty. II = 1S ~ ,,on "a
A traveller in f Frar ae . whose con-
science would cffet Anew him to use
strong languages fond that t the hotel
where he was staying st be- Vaiters had
been so accustomed ia hear Rnglishmen
do so that they set him sdoWdsas milk
SOP and neglected him aectrdingly. He
therefore hit upon sthif sxpetient to Sc
cure a proper amount of gsStentlon:
Whenever he gavs nm serders he rolled
out in sonorous tohes The words, "North-
cumberland, Cumheffahd, Durham.
The effect was marvellous.
Lord Derby has doubtless many a
time chuckied ovetS MIS- ajSgaeiy in SELL
ing his fine Tipperary .sstateS, Before the
troubles there begants eHs: father left
to his younger sontMtord' Defby's only
brother-C Stanley, roHeaconfield's
War Secretary, the scRSies. between
100000 and the aIrisfa property. He
took the former. LorI iDBfby, on re-
to a rich Dublin merchant. The ten
ants sent deputation 70, 46wsley, en-
treating Lord Derby not kosselL, but no
said he must do so, becausee he coulc
not live in Ireland and weuid not be All
absentee landlord. - :" 80
While driving recently hom Godollo
ko h,,n mt avio,
village of Magoroyd; thee Empress of
Austria saw an old w0nfah a:8fmost on
the edge of high bank oEer a
rapid stream. Without uttering word
to any one, her Majesty ysprang out of
the carriage and ran to- athe poor crea-
ture, whom she overlook just in time to
save her from fallih INTO theJ river. 1t
turned out that the old Woman was
blind, and the mere1ciiiif whb ACTED as
her guide Jagged behind When the
little girl came up the Empress gave her
a scolding and the old woman a hand
some gratuity.e g = vsIEEs ~r~e-
AT recent Schpois Board meeting
in London, the Lordl lAfavorS allowed
each candidate tItiarter Of an hours
speaking. Sir John Bennett was the
first to speak, and whenl he, had gone
through his fifteen minutes 1.-The Lord
Mayor brought down ilis.Hdnsnfer sis
time up?'' inquired Sir John ..It is
"Not yet think, my E6rd Mayor" in
S p1ied the II Lord EfttklSU: two we
minutes more by my <uatch," said Sir
John, sand you can always depend
upon my watch. This neat Advertise
ment was received With : cob siderable,
merriment. Sir John is a notable clock.
maker - - Z ". y HI