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Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02
PITH AND POINT.

"A bread famine is threatened in
Vienna. This comes of Scattering the
Vienna bakeries all over theinhabitable
globe IN X Graphic zaG
So Gould has retired upon $780,
000,000. SOME men with that amount
of money would sit-up all night.--Bos-
ton Transcript.
An amateur poetess anxiously
walls: ''Oh, where can | find restp'
Get position as saleswoman in store
that doesn't advertise, darling.-N. Y.
Commercial.
A man sitting in the back room Of
a saloon playing euchre breathes about
eighteen times per minute. A female
voice suddenly falls upon his ear and
his respiration jumps to forty-nine
quicker n scat.-DetroH Free Press.
Did you ever think what you would
do if you had Vanderbit's income?-
NorrtstoUn Register. Wen, no; but we
have often wondered what Vanderbilt
would do if he had our income. Phild-
delphiG NeUS. ..v ...-. ..f.-.,-eF
A new song is entitled Brothers
Hair was Cut by Mother.n 1t is com
panion piece to that soul-stirring hymn
called Fathers Pants Will Soon be
Brothers. Leaning on my Brothers
Breath" Sisters Teeth are Plugged
with Zinc" and the other familiar fam
lily ballads. Chicago Herald
Gentleman -''Yu ask me for
small Gift and do not even take off your
hat from your head Is that any way
to act?" Beggar- -s'Excuse me, most
honorable sir. [ dare not do it, for
yonder stands a policeman. If he
should see me take my hat off it will
occur 10 him at once that am a beggar
and he will arrest me. At present, as
we are now, he merely supposes that
we are two old acquaintances having
friendly chat. h-FliegeHde Blatter.
81 say, Jim, what are you doing
there with those cards?' observed a
gentleman to his colored gardener. II
is doin' some tricks" ..Give me little
evidence Of your ability" said the gen
tleman. Thereupon the colored man
style and performed some very clever
work with them. The gentleman
dropped a quarter into the mans hand
and sad to him: Jim, you are quite
iuggler" I" "Oh, no, massa, / am only
negro man, sir. "-Pretzers Weekly.
-" What time does the State Road
train leave?" asked a lady of railroad
man. 1.-Two forty five," was the ready
reply. ''Well, declare she said, with
a puzzled look covering her face. eat
lanta is the strangest place l ever saw
about giving information. ''Why SOP"
asked the railroad man. because, just
now / asked a gentleman what hour the
train left, and he said a quarter to three,
and now you say two forty-five; | can't
understand it to save my life. \ The
man walked off leaving her to study out
the problem.-Atlqnta Constitution.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02
Comfort in Politics.

'.There is very little comfort to be
extracted from politics" said a distin-
guished United States Senator the other
evening. '.You are harassed from one
wears end to another bv office-hunters,
and you have to leg it through the de-
partments and scheme continually to
slip some hungry constituent into a
81 200 clerkship. have done things
for my friends during my term in the
United States Senate / would never
think of doing for myself | have asked
favors, nav begged for them almost, Of
men from whom | would not ask the
slightest consideration for myself.
"And, what does it all amount to?
When you do succeed in getting place
for somebody hundred others who
were after the same thing and expected
YOU to get it for them, become bitterly
incensed, and the chances are they will
be YOUR enemies for the rest Of your
life When you have gone the limit. and
obtained all the offices it is possible for
one man to secure, what a little crumb
it is compared to the great loaf that is
expected. There is nothing in politics
to attract a man with sense enough to
earn living outside. Get place for
friend, and hundreds of fellows who
do not care nickel for you will chorus:
There it is. l told you he was a hog;
always keeping everything worth hav-
ing among ring of time-serving
friends. Whas does he care for the
boys?' On the other hand, if you find
a place for 'one of the boys your
friends kick, and say that man who
will not stand by those who stand by
him is no good, and they will 60 back
on you. Where you make one friend
YOU are certain to make hundred en-
emies. I am heartily sick of the whole
business. | may be fool enough to
stand for reelection, but don't think !
shall be. .''-Natio7aa1 Republican
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02
CONDENSED TELEGRAMS.

THERE was no further disturbance in
the Belleville, mining districts on the och.
The prisoners were taken before Justice
Medart and released on their own recogm
zance. Several of the machine mines were
worked as usual. The excitement at Belle
vile was intense and the local feeling
against the action of the militia extended
beyond the miners, but the prospect was
that there would be no further trouble at
present. The man killed proved to be
William Henderson, a miner from Dutch
Hollow.
The Rhode Island General Assembly
Francello G.. ellison, of Woonsocket, was
chosen Speaker of the House. The Count
ing Committee reported A. 0. Bourne
elected Governor by 2,l4 majority. u
THE American bark Stonewall jack
son was wrecked on the English coast a
few days ago. The crew were saved.
TIE General Assembly of the Presby-
terian Church, in session at Saratoga, ad-
ioll1ned sine die on the 10Th ult. N.cs r.
DE LEsSEPs estimates that the cut
ting to flood th4 forth African desert can
be completed in five years, at cost of not
more than $30,000,000.
The appeal of the Central Pacific
Railroad from the recent refusal of the
Land Commissioner to proceed with patent
highlands to the Central Pacific Company,
as successor to the Oregon & California
Company, has been sustained.
Up to the 29th ult., the internal reve-
nue. receipts of the Government for the
current fiscal year had been S134, ,400, 900. 1t
was estimated that by the 1st Of June they
would reach nearly 81 100000 in excess OF
the receipts for tire corresponding eleven
months last year. -. s..-- ~ -s.-ssE7
THE total cut in the lumber regions
of Minnesota and Wisconsin this year is
4 900 ,0O0 900 feet. This is equivalent to
l,25o square miles of standing timber. -
FoRT SMITH, Ark, was visited BY
terrific storm on the 29th. A hotel was un-
rooted, fences were blown down and con-
siderable damage caused in the suburbs.
SEVERAL points in Indiana and Ohio
suffered severely from tornadoes on the
29th Near Edinburgh, Ind, much damage
was done to property and several persons
lost their lives. Six persons were reported
killed near Clay City, in the same State.
A BRITISH war sloop has sailed for
Madagasc ar.
CAPITAL punishment has been re-
stored in Zurich, Switzerland.
Ex-ALDERMAN JOHN GEIGER and
wife were drowned during rain storm
49, o+l, ~ ,,;rb% naar Cincinnati They at
tempted to drive under railroad culvert
through which a swollen stream was run
ming.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

The Longfellow copper mines at
Clifton, Arizona. employ over 1000
Mexicans and Cinnamon
jefferson Davis estate Of five hum
dred acres at Brannon, Miss, is now
mainly devoted to grapes and oranges.
Mr.. Walsh, Mississippian, has in
vented and patented an ingenious quilt
ing frame, by which the work can
readily be done by any sewing-machine.
Detroit Post.
The Commissioner Of Agriculture
has arranged for the distribution Of forty
thousand silk-worm eggs to parties in
Kentucky who desire to make expert
ments in sericulture.
"A Canadian has invented method
of putting glass in sash without the en-
pIoyment of putty. Every family man
who has ever tried to get old putty out
Of a sash in order to put in new pane,
will rise up and call the Canadian
''blessed. -PhjIadelphia Nee0S.
An Interesting feature at a recent
county exhibition in Great Britain was
an iron watch, which has been turned
out by Messrs. Crowther Bros. d Co, in
Kidderminster, for the purpose of show
ing the extraordinary malleability Of
their metal The watch is said to be
very perfect in every respect
Sam Collier, the veteran pugilist, is
about to apply for a patent for swim
ming machine. 1t is called Golfers
Improved Automatic Swimmer" Small
screw propellers are placed on each
foot, and they are revolyed by the
wearer kicking out vigorously. Mr..
Collier has experimental in a bath-tub
with great success, and when the
weather is warmer he will give exhibi-
tions in the Delaware River.-C Chicago
JOur7gdt.
The taste for frogs legs is now
spreading rapidly in this country, after
long period Of comparative stagna-
ton. One of the largest dealers in the
country, a Boston man, has set hum
dred expert frog-catchers at work in the
New England States, and estimates that
the demand this summer will be double
that Of last year. An experiment in
breeding bullfrogs in England is about
to be made and considerable supply
Of spawn will be sent over for that pur-
pose next month. Boston Post
There is curious clock in the cathe-
dral at Lubbock, Germany. On the end
of the hour-hand there is little clock
which keeps exact time with the large
clock. This little timepiece Of course
goes round and round the larger dial, and
reminds one of a "wheel within wheel. -
In a Swiss museum there is a watch
that is only three-sixteenths Of an inch
in diameter. 1t is inserted in the top OF
an ols-fashioned pencilcase such asour
grandmothers used to possess. Its lit
tie dial not only indicates hours, min
utes, and seconds, but also days OF the
month.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02
FIFTEJEN- : u1rNnprn = nersons ioinad :,


an Anarchist demonstration at ths graves
of Communists at Paris, France, on the
18th. The red flag was displayed and sew
eral speeches were delivered.
CHRISTOPHER MUCHo was shot and
fatally wounded at indianapolis, Ind, the
other morning by John Zapf, after which
Mr.. Aapf sent a bullet crashing through his
own brain and fell dead upon the sidewalk.
Family troubles were said to be the cause.
In dispute over meat bill, Richard
Fowler was shot three times by the pro-
prietor of a meat market in Salt Lake,
Utah, the other day. Fowler died.
WILSON JONES, chief engineer of the
steamer F. A. Blanks, was killed by fall,
near Arkansas City, Ark, few days ago.
ED BUCKLEY, wool-dealer at San An
tonic, Tex, has failed, with assets reported
at $4,000 less than liabilities Shrinkage
in the price of wool was assigned as the
| cause.
GOVERNOR BLACKBURN, of Kentucky,
the other day ordered out the militia to
guard the jail at Mount Sterling, where
! ten persons were confined ON charge of
murder.
FORTY persons were wounded a few
days ago in an affray between civilians
and soldiers in the suburbs of Vienna,
Austria.
MICHAEL FAGIN, another of the men
convicted of the Phoenix Park murders, was
hanged in Kilmainham Jail at Dublin on
the 18th. Before mounting the scaffold
Fagin told the priest who attended him he
hoped Irishmen would avoid secret socie.
ties.
WHAT is claimed to be the largest to-
bacco warehouse in the world was opened
in Cincinnati, O., few days ago.
AN explosion of gas in the capitol
building at Montgomery, Ala, the other
day severely burned j. NJ. Riggs, librarian,
and fired the building. The flames were
soon extinguished. The librarian also had
a leg broken.
ROBERT WRIGHT, the Michigan wrest-
| Ter, was fatally shot in Bay City, the other
| day, in a quarrel.
Al. T.Schuylerville, N. Y, the other day
Nicholas Vanderburgh descended into well
to rescue a laborer overcome by gas. Van
derburgh was suffocated. His wife went to
his assistance and she also perished.
| The extra guard upon the Parliament
buildings at Ottawa, Ont, has been discon-
! tinued.
The widow of Walter Davis, the man
whom Congressman Phil B. Thompson, Jr..
killed at Harrodsburg, KY, recently, has
published letter which was found in her
husbands pocket after he had been killed,
in which, addressing Thompson, he assured
him there was no basis for the charges
against Mrs. Thompson and himself.
Davis, his widow says, assured her none OF
the Thompsons believed the allegations to
be true.
AT Cedar Hill, in Jefferson County,
Mo-, Hiram Sullens shot Emil Deruntz and
Miss Martha Mcdaniel the other afternoon
and then emptied the contents of double
barrelled shotgun in his own body. Miss
Mcdaniel may survive. Jealousy was the
inspiring cause.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

Tup Russian Cars coronation oc-
cured on the 9th with with brilliant oeremo-
,,ies and no interruption.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

Tur Cuban sugar crop is expected to
,,lI twenty-five per cent. short of last
IT, !, on account of drought.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02
4, Summary OF Important Events.

Tur Swedish Ministry has resigned in
Consequence Of the defeat in the Diet OF the
army Organization bill.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

rro 20 The 9th inst. both the Demo-
and Mahoneites still claimed the ad-
-. ''.o,ro in the late Virginia election.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

THE publication of the Tralee Gre
,ond) Seatiaei, which was stopped recently
bv the authorities, has been resumed, but
.bo nolice remain in the establishment.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

THr standard silver dollars sent out
s.o,o the mints for the week ended May 26
we're 144OO0 corresponding period last
wear, 1886.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

II was estimated that 1000 bicyclists
..,.n nort in the parade of the League of
V'OA elicsp Wheelman in New York on the
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

THERE were 15S business failures
throughout the United States and Canada
dlring the week ended on the 25th, as
rompared with III for the week previous.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

THE American Peace Society, at Bos-
ton. has elected General Grant and Glad
stone honorary members on account of
their connection with the treaty Of Wash
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

The Russian Emperor and Empress
received the congratulations of the clergy
and high dignitaries on the 2Sth. Reports
from Moscow indicated that the enthu-
sasm over the coronation continued una
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

A MEETING of the Ohio Republican
Committee has been called to consider the
advisability of postponing the State Con-
yention till the Supreme Court passes on
the Scott liquor-taX law.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

The informers who testified in the
Dublin murder cases were being paid by
the Government the other day and fur
nished with facilities for leaving the
rnuntTV
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

BENJAMIN BUNKER, grandson of Ben
iamin Chamberlain Bunker, owner of Bun
ker Hill at the time of the battle, died in
Norwich, n. Y, a few days ago, aged
eighty-six years. He was married to
Hannah Breed, descendant Of the owner of
Breeds Hill
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

THE international exposition of rail
way appliances at the Exposition Building,
in Chicago, opened on the 24th. The May
or made a speech of welcome, while the
Hon. f. B. Washburne delivered the ad-
dress Of the evening
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

sb.n llie booming of cannon, the
sna suIIIi whistlings Of thousands Of steamers
qraa. .Ie plaudits Of masses of citizens. the
Santa5 D,ookiyn Bridge was formally pre-
Brool1 10 the citizens of New York and
pre,iI = oy the trustees on the 9th, the
ofbis ~, ClI oi the United States and officers
Nev, Y iiiet' the Governor of the State of
sert,.. oiA and staff, Senators and Repre-
ries '',lves 4 from many States and Terrific
annra. 1ld the Mayors Of both cities being
witnesses of the ceremony.
stone A.. 'ioNAL report reached Tomb
tbeo@. NV, AIlz'' the other day, from Sonora, to
wholo - ,i"I Ueneral Crook and almost the
his In5, VI MS command had been killed bv
the traI 1-al scouts, who had mutinied, after
Nonntoi Nps mad penetrated the Sierra Madre
appaaraI' information that had greater
gons luce luce OF authenticity than the fore
that d''s a reached the Mexican Consulate
DAYS aa. s'erate battle was fought few
Crool,9 near Guacanope between General
The eoa.l. 9Oounnand and the fugitive Apacbes
cade ana aus were first caught in an ambus-
klledI Ilr N several were said to have been
and enc ~ eiitlre command then advanced
were l11sed In the hostiles, of whom thirty
with the ~ Oiie remainder taking to flight,
troops in pursuit.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

ARGENT decision of the Second Aud
no,;.. y 'ne treasury that the acceptance of
Sor~lons sona, IN the civil service deprives per-
l,,ts.1 N 'ne retired list of the army of the
NM. "oior and the accompanying emolu-
eonan @uectS General Daniel E. Sickles
irrol.., WIN Colonel Badeau, whose case
Lo.. 'u the ruling. General Sickles has
Genaru1 m1"~lng $4,000 year as Brigadier-
cIndina ~ me retired list since 1869, in
Spain. 'N ''0 served as Minister TO
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

LIE State Convention of the Ken
lucky Republicans concluded its session at
-. lexington on the 24th. The following
acket was nominated: Thomas 2. Morrow
~ y. Governor; General S. s. Fry, Lieuten-
"n'-doVernor; ' o' Lewis C. Garrigus, Attor-
.ey -'eheral; Leroy R. Hawthorne, Audi
LII flournoy, Treasurer; J. B. Pink
i'oii' superintendent Of Public Instruc-
oen a'.' ana >, W. Ashbury, colored, Register
ot the Land Office
Huntsville gazette., 1883-06-02

The grand national competitive drill
and musical carnival at Nashville, Tenn,
ended on the 26th. The infantry drill re-
suited; Mobile Rifles, Mobile, Ala, first
prize; Crescent Rifles, New Orleans, sec
ond prize; Tredway Rifles, st. Louis, third
prize In the artillery contest, Battery c.,
louisiana Field Artillery, captured first
prize.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Hints to Gentlemen.
Don't be untidy in anything. Neat
ness is one OF the most important of the

Don't be untidy in anything. Neat
ness is one OF the most important of the
minor morals.
Don't wear apparel with decided
colors or with pronounced patterns.
Don't-we address here the male reader,
for whom this brochure is mainly de-
signed-wear anything that is pretty.
What have men to do with pretty things
Select quiet colors and unobtrusive pat
terms, and adopt no style of cutting that
belittles the figure. 1t is right
enough that mems apparel should be be-
coming, that it should never be orna-
mental, fanciful, grotesque, odd, cap
ricious nor pretty.
Don't wear evening dress in the morn
ing, or on any occasion before 6 O'Clock
dinner. Don't wear black broadcloth
in the morning, or, at least; don't wear
black broadcloth trousers exception even
ing dress.
Don't wear your hat cooked over your
eye nor thrust back upon your head.
One method is rowdyish the other rustic.
Don't wear trinkets, shirt, pins, finger.
rings, or anything that is solely orna-
mental, One may wear shirt. studs, a
scarf pin, watch-c1ain and seal, be-
cause these articles are useful; but the
palmer they are tho better.
Don't clean your ears, or your nose,
or trim and clean your finger nails in
public. Cleanliness and neatness in all
things pertaining to the person are in
dispensable. but toilet offices are pro-
per in the privacy of ones apartment
only.
Don't chew or nurse your toothpicb
in public-or anywhere else.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

addition Of the necessary machinery
when the requisite skill and experience
Tor sugar-making has been secured. In
one feature Of this business it is unlike
many other manufacturing interests.
Instead of being concentrated IN cities
and manufacturing centers. it must, like
the creameries and cheese factories, be
scattered throughout the country. Its
Dase OF supply Is the farm, and it must
be alongside of it. The farm must fur
nish its raw material and the price of
the same must go to the farmer. Any
manufacturing industry which makes a
home market for the products OF the
farm and furnishes employment for cap
ltal and labor, promotes the interests of
the community in which it is located in
far greater degree than if the raw ma.
terlal were shipped to distant city and
there manufactured. The sorghum in
dustry will be most emphatically a home
manufacture.
a WRITER in Vick's Magazine says: |:
1t Is evident that the wood and buds
OF grapevines suffer winter injury more
from drying than from intensity OF cold.
For when we lay them flat upon the sur
face OF the soil, weighed down SO as to
be close to it, the wood is e1posed-in
the absence of snow at least-to quite as
extreme cold as if it were up on the trel-
lis. Yet even in open winters, this mere
pressure upon the bosom Of mother
earth, cold as it may be, suffices to save
the wood and crop. An exposed vine,
when injured, scarcely ever betrays any
apparent evidences of theinjury by discol-
Grafton or shrinkage. The first evidence
OF its appearing is the failure of the buds
to open, while unhurt vines have ex-
panded their vines and are making
growth. But those tardy buds open too,
after many days. showing that the only
difficulty was drying of wood and buds
which is evidently relieved as the pres
sure of sap from the roots, under the
genial warmth and moisture of the
spring Time, gradually expands and fills
the broken cells. But this loss of time
is fatal to the proper ripening of the
crop. Even the well-varnish ed wood
and buds of the Concord sometimes suffer
from this winter drying and spring re-
tardation, although generally proof"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
A Uappy exemption.

Or relief from any and all the disagreeabIe symp-
soms which proceed from disorder Of the liver,
sxpcr!enrcd by those who use Hostet,er's Stomach
fitcrs as IN auxiliary of health. or remedy for
i.ssase. Constipaion, yeilowness Of the kin, nau-
'ea eada he, tnl PANS through the right side and
shoulder b'aie, are tlt tncefor,h unknown to The
eiiions rat''r' who retorE 10 it, and against tbose
nssra, aiinents, of which arrangement OF he liver
rs an 10y .iab'e n,enesa', and which It invites aud
tosi,rs, this Fioi dard medicine Is mot ecisn. as
web a. p'c sap' safesuard. Regularity Of the bow
is-s rlliit.on which fails Of pnrmsnent attsin-
ae;' By tue uss Of average cathartics invariably
rcs'ls. srem is use. and eomposure of the nerves
aud soGrd-itrcytion, are also among thG benefcent
con.sti,cRocs ef ruarse of The grand, reforming
totie y also frh,ses ilisgmaEEp spd ial cdyit, OF
The kidaeys aaa e.sdart.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Felt Called Upon.
lFrom the Detroit Free Press,

IFrom the Detroit Free Presa.)
A chap with big blue mittens on his
hands, comforter around his neck and
a cap pulled down over his ears entered
the Gratiot Avenue Station the other
day and remarked to the captain:
81 felt called upon to come here and
report little matter that happened up
here piece few minutes ago. Owing
to the cold I went into saloon after q
glass of beer"
81 see."
"When I went out two chaps followed
me. They wanted the loan Of 81, but
felt called upon to refuse"
"That was right"
"They followed me over to shed
where had left my team, and wanted to
sell me watch. I didn't want it, and
then they wanted to borrow again.
When they found that had my eyes
open one of 'em grabbed me to hold me
up while the other went through me. !
felt called upon to resist. Did I dc
right2"
Certainly you did,"
"I'm glad Of that. Was it perfectly
proper to knock one of 'em under the
wagon ?"
"Indeed it was"
"And to pick up the other one and
jam him against the barn until he was
limp?"
"Yes, SIR
"Well, that's what 1 did, and I'm
glad if it's right and proper. Perhaps
one of you had bestcome up and give the
fellows some advice"
An officer was dispatched to accom-.
pany him, and when the shed was
reached one was just crawling out from
elbow, and the other had dreamy look
as he sought to stand on his feet. The
officer ordered the pair to "move
on - in a lively manner, and the farmer
explained to them as they started:
"Really, now, but I felt called upon
you know, and the officer has assured
me that it was right and proper. Good
bye, gentlemen and don't lfeel put Out
with me-"