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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
IN ME- NJ 0 RAM,

DIED on Thursday, December, 2sth., at Wav,r-
ly the residence of his brother. CHARLES b
Herbert, in the 2iih year OF his age
Death culls tho pureSt flowers from this gar
den OF life And the sad and early demise of
our young friend reminds us how true il is
lie WAS model Of truth and virtue trustwor-
thy, honest, upright. good and gentle were the
characteristics OF his short life He WAS of n
4 retiring tture, obiruded upon nsne but 1t
was his delight to speak well of all lie leaves
behind him friends Who will long lament his
early de tih. But his friends are cupsoled bv
his strong Christian hope of faith, and they
know his is the reward of the good
Let his good and gentle mother take courage
and weep not as those whe have no hone :.
and let her tears be wiped away in the consol-
ing thought that God does all things well. nna
that it is our duty to be resg ned and pray ".,hr
will o God rot mine be done" Nav he rest
in peace. J.R.p
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05

NJ. Leon Gsmbetts, the great French
statesman, died at Villa d'Array, France,
at midnight last Sunday. Gambetta was
Italian descent, and fifteen years ago
as an -ss~s4z---A4A-a..dd..AI
-sprang into prominence in 1868, by his
participation in the defense of some poll
tical cases arising under the imperial rule
in which he distinguished himself by his
great powers of oratory, and liberal ideas
regarding human rights. Shortly after
wards he was elected by the communist
element In Paris to the corps legislatif
and was known as enc of the most ad-
vanced Republicans. His influence was
prominent il the overthrow of the imper-
ial government. He was a master spirit
in the organization of the republic, dis
playing high degree Of craftsmanship
and political sagacify. When the Repub-
licans began to give way to that natural
impetuosity which constitutes the rock
upon which the French people have SO
often split, Gambetta became identified
with the conservative element and sup
ported Theirs for President. Though he
thereby lost the support of the radical
republicans, he had still maintained a
commanding influence in the affairs of the
Republic, and he was thought of the sue
cessor of President Grevy, upon tie ex-
piraiion Of his term, two years hence
He was only As years old at the time of
HIS death, which was caused by a pistol
wound in the arm, accidentally received,
which superinducsd blood poisoning.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
ORDER NISI.
J." 'hv '..ra't to"ri Of Caasi~~> con.sy
ia tq"itS
si1s'sas II. Fsssga "a = u IS. Joha elsics Il a!
No. 60i Equity

o'icrvd. this 2Oih DAY al ID c-rnhet. ISS2.
That The sale "i The zeal estate the pro
IN this cause mentioned. mai F.,
10y 1~l-c L., Aia~L-it sal
J"An Z n:iscsc. rrus ces. LC ratiti,tl and
confirmed ualr-s cause e. tie contrary
hereof is shawr uu 81 bciorr the
ilor't Monday al Jsaunry next. prov,-
,iei q copy ii this order - inserted 10
some new spppcF pab isgcsI in Charles O..
'nC~ - "ac6 ol ihFcs: Successive weeks
before tie sail third VI aadsy nj January
next
he report state the AN ant 81 sales -
Le : i0i
TIVE copy rtst-It. g. SrosE<rB,
de- - q Clerk
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
Various Causes

Advanc NJ years, care, sickness, disip-
yp,aimrut. sud hereditary prcdi>po>i.
t.oa-all operate 10 turn the hair gray,
ani either o. thc.a mciincS il - Sh Il
pr. -rn1turely. AYERS IilTW N:,;I.: will
rr>,orr faded or gray. Hight or rcd hair
10 4 rich brown or deep black. Is may
hr desired. IL sot1ens and ciclnses the
scalp. giving IL q healthy action. 1t
removes and cures diandruf and hu:norS.
BY its US falling hair Is checked, aud
4 new growth will be produced in al
eases where the folliclcs are not de-
srroycd or the 9lmls dccaycl is
effects are beautifully shown on brasay,
weak or sickiy hair, on which icy
applications will pro lace the glo = and
fgc>hncsS OF youth. Harmless and sure
IN its results, it is incompatible ~
g dressing. and is especially valued
for the son Ia.tg and richness OF toau
II nnpartS.
AYERS Ihig TiGoR is colorleSs;
contains neither oil nor dye; and will
not soil or color white cambria; yet
it lasts long on tn hair, and keeps
it fresh anl vigorous iinparting al
a-rccahi' psrf:ime
For sal. by all druggists.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05

Some of the lessons of the year NAV be
learned from figures, and their net result
is, briefly stated, that the tiiler of the soil
is of the first importance in this country.
We grew in 1882 the enormous quantity of
1,635,OOO,00O bushels of corn, nearly half
a billion more than was raised in 1881 Of
wheat the yield was $40, 100000 of bushels;
of oats, barley and rye 530,0O0,0OO of
bushels. Here is crop increase of $685.
100000 of bushels of grain. Of cotton,
there was production. of 100000 bales,
gain, compared with the previous year,
of 100000 bales. This is a wonderful
showing for the American farmer, and to
his labor is largely to be attributed the
fact that the prospects for the financia
future are so bright. At Que time, not
many months past the prospects were dis
couraging, if not decidedly gloomy. The
bank surplus WINS down below the legal
requirements. and there were heavy drafts
from abroad to pay the bills of the country
for goods purchased. In the one month
of May the excess of imports Of merchan-
dies over exports of domestic products
was over nineteen millions Of dollars. By
October, though, there were ten millions
on the other side of the account. Still, at
the end Of the year we had bought thirty.
six millions more than we had sold, and
in natural sequence the exports of specie
amounted to thirty eight millions more
than the imports. The crops of 1881
were not large. The general business of
the year 1882 was thereby affected. The
year 1888, arguing from precedent, will
be one of prosperity. A feature referred
to in the American before should not
be lost sight Of In the last three years
27,700 miles Of railroad have been con-
structed, which represents an investment
of about twelve hundred and fifty millions
of dollars The most of this great sum has
been well expended, and the returns
from the ventures made are generally re-
munerative, but some of the risks in the
new country are extra hazardous, and a
bad crop year might cause treble.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05

\ hesutifn' head Of hair is appreciated hr
every body, sad how 10 secure Il. Inirresi.
ever, body. The hair aud scalp must Ice k.;s,
free from sCuFi aai dauirag aud not b. allow
ed 10 get dry and harsh Tn roof mus, be
stimulated 10 NeAlthy action Fsxhili;v and
a handsome gloss are essential. All these re
qalsiiles are easily sscurCd o' the USE OF A,st.
Hair Eigor
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
LAT Him Who Wins 10 Bsar ,hsspa,m

He WHO cures The ills of flesh quoth the
sage, lis even greater than he who copauers
in war; Certain it is then, that DR.. Smayne
has earned the laurel of greatness. Hi. ONT
msnt for skin diseases has been the means Of
relieving thous inds from The indes cribabls hol
rors of b It complaint. This best evidence of
an article is obtained by a practical test; and
tho unsolicited Endorsement OF those who profit
by its use
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
ADMINISTRATOR ) NOTICE

DECEMBER %, 1882
nRDERED bv the court B + Blandford and
VIC. 3. Blandtoid. Adm rs OF VI @. Blandfossi
deceased, give the notice required by law to
the creditors of said Mary O BEandlord to exhib57
their claims legally authenticated, by adver-
'iSoment published in some one newspaper pub
lished in Charles Comfy, Maryland, once in
each of three successive weeks
True copy,-teSt:
JAMES NJ. HARVEY,
Reg. Wills fer Chs. Co.
NOTICE
'ENlIS is TO GIVE NOTICE. That The sub
scriber has obtained from The Orphans
Court of Charles County, Maryland, letters OF
Administration on the personal estate of
MARY o BLANDFORD,
late of said county deceased. All persons 4nv-
ing claims against said deceased, are hereby
warned to exhibit the same with the vouchers
thereof legally authenticated, to the subscriber,
on or before the 2?th day of June, lsS3.-
They may otherwise by law be excluded iron,
all benefit of said ,leceased's estate Given un-
der our hands, this 18th day of December. 1882
B. F. BLANDFORD,
{. b. BLANDFORD,
29-4t Adm'rs Mary U. Blandtord.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
Proceedings of Congress-.


! WEDNESDAY.
I Ihe Senate after seven hours session
passed Mr.. feni!eton's civil service re-
form bill in an amended form
/ The House met, but without the transac.
ton of any business took recess un il
Saturday.
THURSDAY
In the Senate the bill to prohibit assess
ments, reported from the Judiciary COM
mlttee, was passed without amendment,
after which the bill for the relief of Fitz
John Porter was taken up, the Senate is
now fairly enlisted on the high road to re-
form Not content wi its passage of
the civil service reform bill passed the
bill forbidding political assessments on
government employees. Some of the Sena-
tors, however, said privately that both
measures were humbugs
FRIDAY
In the Senate during the morning hour,
the bill to provide for The Performance of
the duties of the Office of President of the
United States in case of removal, death
resignation or inability of both The Presi-
dent and Vice, President, was taken up
and discussed. Gen. Logan commenced
speech against the bill for The relief of
Fitz John Porter.
SATURDAY..
The Senate was not in session Saturday.
having taken a recess from Friday until
Tuesday.
Ia the House a bill WAS passed Tor the
relief Of Mrs. j. A. Monte + OF Baltimore
Mr.. Manning offered resolution request
ing the Attorney General to state the rea
son for Iii. sppoin ment of James r. Chal.
mers as assistant district attorney for the
northern district OF Mississippi. The Hous.
then adjourned until Tuesday.
TUESDAY.
In the Senate bill was reported pro-
viding for the forte ,ture OF certain grants
to certain railroad companies. Senator
Logan continued his speech in opposition
to tie bill for the relief Of Fi.z John Por-
ter, whose conduct IS commander be
severely criticised.
In the House bill was passed relating
to the expectation of toasc:o snuff and
cigars in bond free of lax to C.nad, aud
Mexico. 4 bill was also passed for the
relief of J. T. Henneman, Of Mrryl-.d \
large number OF bills were introduced
WEDNESDAY.
In the Senate Mr.. Logan concluded his
speech against the bin FOR the relief OF
Fl zJohn Porter, and was rep ied to by
Messrs Sewsll and McPn rson Mr.
Brown 50 favored the passage OF the bill
\ motion 10 indefinitely postpone the bill
WAS deferred, when the opponents of the
bill resoIted II di'atnry motions to stAve
off a woe. Final ', on motions of Mr..
Sewel'. who has the bill in charge. the
Senate adjourned until Thursday morning.
II TIE House political i scussion took
place over The army appropriation hiIl
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
NOTICE.

ALL PERSONS are hereby forbidden to-
pass over my farm with rrts and wagons
to and from tie warehouse a. PORT To-
hacco creek This travel has become ser
i0usly iuccnvenient to me, and an com
pelled to adept this method Of dicon,iu-
uing it, b l.. HIGDON.
de 4 3,
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05

IN HE above firm have been Importers. Job.
Il hers and Retailers of DRY GOODS for
over 80 ye'rs Their present large trade has
been built W by fair deal an selling only suc,
goods us viii prove satisfactory 10 the purchaser
and he found of full va! sc for the price paid.
The prize Of every article is IN ,rked in plain
figures, and the inexperienced myers PAYS the
same price rs ihose fully acquainted with the
value OF goods. Our stock of Silks, Dress
Goods, Wraps, Linen Goods. Mourning
Fairies. Hosiery and Shawis are entirely of
our own importation.
We have also on hand very extensive as
sortment of Domestic Cotton Goods. FEnnels,
Blankets, Quilts Comforts Lave Curtains, Goods
for MEMS WEAR, Sc. &c. The grea extent and
variety of our sock will he apparent on y
person examination, which we solicit from
parties reading this advertisement. Shopping
by mail is now thoroughly established and is Il
source of economy. \ sin.le order entrusted
10 our care cannot fail to est ,llisli satisfat-
tory business. We send samples by mail free
of charge. In ordering please state class of
goood desired
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05

EDN VIRTUE OF \ DECREE OF
} the Circui Court far Oh ,rles coun-
~. sstting as a court of elri V. the under
signed as rus ees und"r sail decree, will
oifrr at PUBLIC SALE on
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-01-05
TERMS OF SALE.

TFYOU WANT A PRETTY HAT OR BON
1NET call on Mrs. A. Qaenzel
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

JOSH BILLINGS PHILOSOPHY
Kindness liz never wholly wasted, but
when you are dealing with mules,
alwuz keep your eye on their heels.
Sum mems humor liz like dried 90
Piles. Answer in our next.
Allmost every body haz a hobby of
some kind to rides There is nothing
so easy to mount, and oft-times there
IL nothing that unmounts much cas-
Ter.
Give me honesty fust, and after that
ennything WI please.
Most nv the literary kriticks nv
the day are those who hav failed in
writing themselfs, therefore they
hak, and stab, and murder without
mercy. -
Fanaticks seldam undertake to
prove their belief; they are satisfied
to assert to- .axsa
Men ov genius don't depand upon
their memory; it IL easier for them
to kreate a new idea than to recall
an old one.
There il much the ssRpe difference
between honor and Honesty that
there is between notoriety and repu-
tashun.
Honest poverty has this advantage.
All it owes it owes to heaven.
ALI the vices are relations, none
mera remote than first cousins.
II be a great man il il not neces-
sary that q man should be unlike
others, but that he should always be
like himself. :
Industry, without economy, is like
q bag with a hold at the bottom ov
it.
God haz made but few things i'm
possible, certainly none that ought to
be possible.
The unthrifty are not only born, so,
but are fated to die so.
believe there is such thing as a
dishonest difidence, also such thing
as an honest impudence.
The man who acts from impulse
generally acts right.
observe that those who know
the most believe the most; it don {
take but few brains to doubt and diff
fer.m
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25
CuRrosrrrEs or TAsrE Avn sMELr

CURTosTTTEs OF TASTE AND SMELL.
Hunger, which is usually associa-
ted with the mouth watering and
other palatal indications, is really To-
Gated in the stomach, and can only
be appeased by the presence of solid
matter there. Some tribes of Indians
show their recognition of this fact by
swallowing earth when debarred from
food; in the Southern States hunters
take with them pills made Of eslcined
oyster shell for use when their pro-
visions become exhausted while eros
sing the prairies.
The trapper Of the far West mixed
hair (which is wholly incapable Of di-
gestion) with his pemmican on q sim
liar principle. superstitiously insist
ing that it must be fur Of the very
animal from the hesh Of which the
compound has been made, to impart
its peculiar virtue. Kamschatdales
stir up sawdust TO give body to their
train-oil when they are reduced TO
live on that exhilarating beverage;
and the CingaIhese Veddahs mix
pounded wood-6ber with honey when
they can get nothing else. Thirst.
again, really belongs 10 the stomach.
in spite of the mouth aud throat
which calls our attention to il. this
being engendered By the lack Of due
fluid proportionsin the contents ofthe
blood vessels.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

PROTECTING HIS CHARACTER.-En-
tering the shop of his tailor the other
day he said:
"Sir, / owe you $60."
"Yes. sir, you do"
"And / have owed it for q year."
"You have"
"And this 10 the fifth postal card
you have sent me regarding the
debt"
81 think it is the fifth"
"Now, sir, while / cannpt pay the
debt for perhaps another year, I pro-
pose TO protect my character a. far
as possible Here are twelve two
cent stamps. You can use them in
sending me twelve monthly state
ments of account. and can thus save
your postal cards and my feelings at
the same time"
1t is said that the tailor has credit
ed the twenty-four cents on account,
and feels that be has secured more Of
the debt than he had any reason TO
hope for.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25


Dead / AM shat Il thar
Is there Nd balm % soosha The pasns q this
always dread fat
"a tlsare no promise gone abroad,
ssCazne fo me alfy Sc ssllo are heevy lalsn.
Whose cross Is hard 10 bear, ! wills gonE
Ioad7 -yf Na
Why then do you weepg
xOsld yog can sDs back . This 's'.eAss'u'
TO uaIt, 70 struggle and 10 keep
LIS vigil Ger
And run tlse risk 70 Ioaas
Tl.e s'eruiiy b h.s gsipea y -,
had died, - A. asI
Then might ron have cried
Glut n yoer anguish fhnf Il was hard
That one y0n lOEcd - fbhsiy shnsilh be
Snalehed from yiaK enlllEare and fon e -
re knme the pamEw SmAlrsea ny tss cold -
compFonisine hand of death.
Kat a 4 n1t % Whxn tie decfee Went fofth
Wfiafn9 this murtal sod sa
Re4urn avain 20 udngle eth che eommon
mofher earth,
aThnu knomest that ibis other Part,
Frrea from Mt rnrrupfiprs. Fase
ID alSin i1anty % so soaFcethAt gave IL
where then IN yctHF faith
ThafsrDu shyO1d yonr mind in the grim chilli
ness &C dsspEir1
Are there no otEers 90 elaim your loving eareg
Bow then, fellow migtal and arcepi your crOss,
Lilt your soul 70 God aud Oiisr up your los.
-, MLls.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

BA- At q dinner party the little
son of the host and hostess was allow
ed to come down to desert Having
had what his mother considered .
softiciency Of fruit. he wGs told he
must not have any more. when, to
the surprise Of every one Of the
guests, be exclaimed: "If You don't
give me some more Ill telli A fresh
supply was at once given him, and as
soon as it MAS finished he repeated
his threat; whers-upOn hp was sud-
denly and swiftly removed from the
room, but he had just time 70 con-
vulse the company by exclaiming
My new trousers are made out Of
mas old bedroom curtainsl''
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

WHAT IS MIED2 No matter What
is NATTER Never miudI But you had
better mind that cough or it will be-
come serious matter. The Balti-
more, Nd, Telegram says: New Life
Is the most remarkable discovery Of
modern times. Many astonishing
cures have been effected ny it. Its
curative properties are wonderful"
tlt il a sure cure for throat and lang
diseases Il proves that consumption
can be cured.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

FRUITLEss EFFORT TO BULLDOGS
AN EDIToR.-In the early days Of
what is now q very rich and widely
circulated Michigan weekly newspa-
per, the editor had occasion 70 be-
stow some advice on q rich and infIu-l
entail citizen. The advice was not
kindly taken. On the contrary word
was sent to the Office that in case the
offence was repeated, somebody would
be made to suffer for il. It was
promptly repeated. Of course, and ths
lpAuentiAl citizen, soon appsared asd
''sirf you have seen fit 10. attack
me through the columns Of yonrslpa-
per: Yoa bare declared war. A.
lpe lE ION this on il shall Be Il
70 the knife. Ny brother will wit
draw his advertising"
Never advertised line with u.s.
replied the editor.
you all job work"
This whole town dosn't have $40
worth year" +,
you shall have Nd are legal ad-
vertising"
Never bad eguare Of it yet. and
oyer expect any.
Sir exclaimed the influential AZ
aused in his walk, i will ride
" tRugh the country and stop your
subscriptions; viii lose you 400
subscribers between this and win
ter T. ~.
How many?"
-Four hundred, sir
Colonel Blank r. shouted the edi-
tor, as he rose mp in his wrath, "you
are the biggest fool in America How
are you going to take 400 subscribers
off my books when the---has only
355. counting all deadheasIs and dead
beats? Go away, sir Go and take
your revenge by throwing stones at
my COW and making faces at my dog"
Detroit Free Press. -
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

- The Royal beauties of Earope
owe much Of their personal attrac-
tiyeness 10 the infnenes Of Ayers
Hair Vigor, which keeps the hair fresh
and bright.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

RS- Artemus Ward once commenc-
e1 q lecture thus Ladies and gen
tlemsn. / possess q gigantic intellect
but haven it witt me"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-01-25

This was anything but satlsfac-
tory. So Mr. Clinglnan at once
sent him note, demanding that
he meet him outside the District
limits, in Baltimore, where the
iormal demand forsatifaction could
be made without. subjecting the
parties TO the penalties Of the
stringent law, then lately passed.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-03-09

VIZ A NTEn Energetic reliable to sell
w f1IN LII TREES GRAPE VINES, SHRUBS,
&C, SALARIES and EXPENSES PAID. E.tfs,isHes
not SsssstiaL Mention this paper. Address
lrt'LARE Il HERRICH. Rochester n Y.