Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-04-19
a JOYFUL GREETING.

we have met, pray cultivate the acauaint-
/ ance, for 1T is my purpose to interest and to
serve you. Between you and |, though only
/ a newspaper article, am ambitious. Hav-
[ ing portentouS message for all mankind,
/ II 1t be cordially received, its import truly
realized and acted upon, shall be consid-
cred worlds benefactor. Could have no
( hgner ambition, you viii admit.
A mlsanthrope of ample means deter
mined to end his life by drowning himself.
! Golng to the banks of the canal, found the
time TIM not ia gorabIe for the purpose, num-
+ Der OF persons being in the vicinity, and
! daylight still present. He concluded to
/ walk along the tow-path until it was dark.
! w h1le doing so, he heard piteOus cries iSSu-
ing from the door of howell near by, and
! unconSclouSky walked over to the place, and
found poor family, consisting of mother
| surrounded by several children, who told
! him of their sufferings for food. He took
from his pocket his wallet and handed it to
! the woman, reasoning with himself that he
/ would not need If. The grateful thanks and
| praises that he received from the recipients
| OF his bounty awoke emotion within his
! breast of such a pleasurable character,
| UhaG he changed his suicidal intent, and de-
clded to live for others. His future life be-
came replete with good deeds-many q
dark home and heart were made bright by
| his presence.
Well my appearance in these columns,
| springs simply from a desire on the part
| OF those represent to benefit your news
! deVourlng race. My province is to help
you, your friends, your relations, aye, even
| your n1Otber-iR-tdl0, if that interesting lady
be not already far beyond the pale of good
| influences.
[ am sent among men to bear tidings of
discovery that marks an epoch as impor-
| tant to the health of mankind as NeWtOn'S
| apple and Franklin'S kite were to natural
| science. The sick, the discouraged, the de-
! Jected, the broken down, and the despair
ing, may now, all find a cure, certain the
Jordan proved to the Syrian leper. 1t Is
only necessary, as in the case of that suf-
ferer OF old, to TOJlOlC directions.
The agent which 1 herald builds up the
system, sweeps the cObwebs from the brain,
| and sends pure, invigorating blood dancing
| through the arteries, to the music of happy
laughter.
The gloomy, worn-out man of business,
by proper use of this wonderful medicine,
! Will be enabled to meet trouble and re-
| verses Ike O man. Then, in perfect health,
he will not have abnormal views of the
! ''V1clssltudes of fortune, which spares
neither man, nor the proudest of his works,
| which buries empires and cities in a COM
mon grave"
The weak and nervous woman, just able
! TO drag herself, in 'mOping melancholy"
through duties of the day, may steal the
bloom from blush roses, and have eyes
| bright and sparkling as the dewdrOps nest
| ling in their leaves; and the poor little
baby, now disfigured with pimples and
scabby sores, may be made sweet, cool,
| and wholesome as-Ethat yOungster of
Mrs. Blanks, across the way, whose fam
lily is always in a glow of health" DON'T
! you know the reason? ''No." Then 1 will
tell you. For years, your neighbOr has
neUeF been aCitbOut DR.. Pieree5s Golden
! Medical Discovery.
This remedy is medicine, not bever-
| age, and is to be taken according to full and
| perfectly plain directions accompanying
! each bottle. 1t is specific, but not patent
! medicine, and contains no vile narcotics, OF
! viler liquor. 1t is prescription used for
years by the well-known physician DR.. R.
| V. Pierce, of Buffalo, n. Y, whose name is
G household word in innumerable homes all
| over our own and foreign lands. The
| Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and
| offered to the public by the Worlds Dis
| pensaTy Medical Association, body COR
| pOrate, existing by and under the laws of
! the State of New York; its President is DR..
| Pierce, the great specialist in chronic dis
| eases. The Doctor has devoted the best
| years of very busy and wonderfully sue
ceSSful life to the relief and cure of his suf-
| fering fellOw-men,-and at time when
! high political honOrs lay brOrdly open be-
fore him, DR.. Pierce resigned his seat in the
| Congress of the United States, simply from
! sense of duty towards others. His aSSO-
! ciates in the great sanitarium represented
! to the doctor that the immense business of
| their Association demanded that his per-
! sOnal attention should be paid to the great
army of patients crOwding upon them from
| every cline. DR.. Pierce is also the founder
/ of the Invalids' Hotel, at Buffalo, n. Y.
| This establishment, possessing all the COM
| forts and luxuries of first-class American
! hotel, has in addition the daily attendance
of a large faculty of eminent specialists,
| whose practice collectively cover the whole
| field of surgery and chronic diseases. The
| laboratory in which DR.. Pierce's Golden
| Medical Discovery is prepared is an object
| of interest and wonder. 1t has a frontage
of one hundred feet, a depth of one hundred
| and twenty five feet, and is six stories high.
| In this mammoth and palatial workshop
! two hundred persons are constantly en-
n IONTnG in nm i
| cines.
While the Golden Medical Discoveries
| curative effects are almost Immediately
| felt, it is net merely a temporary stimulant,
| but is as certainly safe and complete cure,
| in all cases for which it is recommended
as it is that certain misery and death will
! follow their neglect. DR.. Pierce's Golden
| Medical Discovery erHI not cure club feet,
| viii not refurniSh arnleSS or legleSS unfor-
! Inmates with new and perfect limbs and it
| is not guaranteed that even a dozen bottles
! applied to any stray portion of a secondhand
! skeleton will develop such member into an
| animate, human form divine %. In brief
it is not asserted that this medicine will or
can, counterfeit the DEGREES of Providence.
/ But in all cases where high state of civil
| iZation and cultivation has engendered dis
! ease and suffering, whereby Gods natural
/ man has become a nervous, artificial being,
! the Golden Medical Discovery lCiZL pOsitire.
! ty restore to him the strong, vigorous, self
| asserting life, from which almost uncon-
! SclCuSIy, ne had drItted far, and perhaps
| hOpeleSSlV away. It IS claimed, and g11ar-
! anteed, if this medicine be used as pre-
! scribed, and faithfully persevered in rea-
j sOnable time, 1t lriL permanently care liver
complaint, and the various blood disorders
| consequent upon torpor of the liver, in all
their various forms and ramifications, in
Guiding bronchitis, consumption, which is
! scrOfu1a of the lungs, dyspepsia, coStive-
| ness, Slck-headache, skin diseases, fever
and ague, malaria, and other disorders
arising from poisoned or deteriorated blood.
This wonderful medicine cures all humors,
from the worst scrofula to a common
/ blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipelas,
salt-rheum, fever-sores, scaly or rough skin,
in short, all diseases caused by bad blood,
are conquered by this powerful, purifying
and invigorating medicine. Great eating
ulcers rapidly heal under its benign inf1u-
ences. Especially has it manifested its pO-
tency in curing letter, boils, carbuncles,
scrofulous sores and swellings, white swell
ings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged
glands. Consumption, which is scrofuIOus
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