The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-09-01
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yon praf siosspips BE-,
pasnlgpser tanned his boy cyelonf.
baesass W Thought people voula come !"
Lsm soonef sbsa they wanted 70 raise ibs
~ina.
Professor Tyn8all hA. theory regard
.pg bay RIVER He thinks u - brought
.t,oas by drinking liquor oss d jog kept
In iha barn.
--EFen II boy 10 whisiling, II want 10
DO a. sngsl. il /. beiisr,o keep the cook.
lee I'd the top shef and put tho step lad.
der 10 The garnet
DIR. sions observes that the sayages OF
Airics never siammer. Doubtless they
succeed better 10 clothing their ideas than
their iorust.
Well. wife. yen can't say ever con
,ssc,ed bad habitsf'' NO. air; you gen.
orally expspi them"
Ministers may forget their text. forget
their discourse. forge, their hearers. and
forget themselves. bus they never forget
the collection.
-Now that ! have got my hay 10. said
the relieved farmer, II think the world
would be greatly better for good shower.
--whs. do you mean, you rascal, by
spilling my coffee all over mef' shouted
an ennged passenger. "Neyer mind sir. !"
protested the waiter. I'm get some more,
sir"
AT towns meeting in Ireland II was
recently voted tina. ''nll persons in the town
owning dogs shall he muzzled
An exchange SAYS that chickens can
be bought IN Florida for four cents a
piece. I, doesn't say how big the pieces
are
lit Is after woman has emerged from
a salt water bath tina, figures don'tIie,
The Health Journal says that you
ought 10 take three quarters Of an hour
Tor dinner. II Is also well TO add a few
vegetables and piece Of meat
"A care by the laying on Of hands is
reported 10 this city. says the Haverhill
Gazette A lads mother cured him OF
going to the cake basket and capturing all
the frosting. II was all effected at one sit.
ting
When Dame Fortune wants man she
calls Tor him, says the Whitehall times.
aud very often hnds him not at home.
Nine times out Of ten be is down at the
grocery stofe sitting on soap box and
telling what cyclone his grandfather was
TO cradle wheat.
When Fogg was asked regarding the
latest additions TO the English language,
be said he would ask his wife She al
ways bad The last word.
The need Of the age is not only q
stronger nail but also nail that can be
driven by woman one with head about
the size Of a trade dollar.
Mans fool,
When It's hot he wants 1t cool,
When It's cool be wants It hot.
Seer conten,ed with his lot.
"A New York critic says Oscar Wildes
Vera is a good play to take on the road,
aud the sooner it is taken the better Let
Oscar travel aud read his play.
A young lady while out walking heard
Tor the first time Of her mothers intention
Of marrying again. and she had to sit down
and cry. She couldn't go step father.
"A lady al one Of the Long Branch ho'
tells has already exhibited over 40 dresses
this summer. aud yet the probabilities are
tina, IL she has husband the latter docs
not own more than two pairs OF pants.
Tho smell Of fresh paint in q room
may be aiiectually cotton rid Of by placing
therein pail OF water in which a few on.
ions have been sliced, says an exchange,
TO take away the smell OF the onions. burn
the house down.
II yonng man who wen, 10 the late Wal
began III. first letter 10 his sweetheart ".
ter this lashion: Ny dear julia; Wheney'
CT | am tempted 10 do wrong, l think d
Won aud say. Got thee behind me, Ss
tanl''
After suffering ''tbe bigamies Of
death" from an attack Of inflammation ol
the horax. Mrs pAr,ington threw herself
hack IA her easy chair and remarked
There's no blessing like health. particu
larry when YOU are sick.
"A German has invented safe that. on
It's lock being tempered with, throws open
its doors, seizcs and drags snd locks in The
burglar land handouts and holds him II
readiness 10 be conducted 10 the polio,
eouriin ihe morning
81 didnt like our ministers sermon
last sunday, said deacon. who bad
slept all sermon time TO brother deacon
"Didnt like Il, Brother A.; Why, ! saw
you nodding assent TO every proposition
III the parsons"
There 10 man up in Vermont Whose
brains, according TO one OF the medica
Journals. have dried mn, so that they rat