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BOYS AND GIRLS.
"Bill Arp" Gets Tangled Upin an
Interesting Subject.
Atlanta constitution.

Atlanta Constitution.
We went TO another picnic the other
day and had a glorious time. 1t was
on lawn in a beautiful grove close
by big spring. and a long table was
spread and we Toasted on bright ewes
and fried chicken and jelly cake, and
happy faces and ice cream, and sweet
smiles and merry laughter and lemon
ade. all mixed up together, and we
stayed till most midnight and heard
the Calliopean club 60 throug their ex-
ercises of music and reading and com.
position, and then drove home by
moonlight, and 1 think Mrs. Arp is
little younger and prettier than ever
and renewing her youth in conse-
quence. / never saw the like. Our
people are getting hilarious and are
frolicking more this spring than usual.
This makes three neighborhood
picnics in little while and they are
fixing up for another. and my wife is
getting ready. We have got her out
of the chimney corner, and it looks
like We will never get her back again.
''Mr. Gibbons" Gays he to me, "did
you ever see such a crop of girls as we
have got growing in the country
Well" saws |, Il reckon the BOYS
are at work" "No, sir" saws he,
there amt hardly any boys, anywhere.
I've counted 'em up in this neigbor.
hood and there are about two girls to
one boy and what is worse the girls
are the smartest and have got the best
education.
Well there is a reason for every
thing and a cause for every effect, but
l don't know why there are more
girls than boys, and wish somebody
would tell me. Some folks say it is a
sign of peace. The girls are the
smartest know, for they have the
most education. Before the war. the
boys were put forward and the girls
kept in the background, but now the
boys have to work and so the girls are
sent to school and to college and the
boys have to help pay for it. That
is the reason why girls are the smart
est, and my fear is that they aree a
little too smart and won't marry these
young fellows who can't quote little
poetry and don't know whether Byron
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ORDER OF PUBLICATION.

St corsr 1t or N1 PE9nIs IS.
In the circuit count Of Fettis CCtrfv. MAY
term, 1883. a. W WinzsnIuIe, Iiajnt:f W. W.
b. Petit and Napoleon =. FiEoe. G,f,rGiDis.
Now, at this day comes the plaintiff herein by
his attorneys, Sangree 4 Lamm, and files his afi-
davit, alleging among other thirg>, that defel d.
auts are not residents of the state of Missouri
Whereupon il is ordered by the court that said
defendan be notified by publication that plaintiff
has commenced suit against them in this Court
attachment, the object and general nature of
which is TO enforce the yment Of the balance due
upon final settlement of accounts bet~ cen plain
tiff and defendants amounting to the sum Of
at this court at the next term thereof to be begun
and holden at the court house in the city of Soda
liza, in said county, on the first Monday Of Septem-
Der next, and on or before the sixth day OF said
term, il the term shall so long continue-and if
not, then on or before the last day of said term
answer or plead to the petition i'm said cause the
same will he taken as confessed, and Judgment will
he rendered accordingly.
And il is further ordered that a copy hereof
be published. according To law, in the Sedalia
Bazoo-a newspaper printed and published in Sc
daia, PettiS county. Missouri-for four weeks sue
cessively, the last insertion whereof shall be at
least four wee ks before the commencement of the
said September term of this court
Attest: b III. INGRAM, Circuit Clerk
NJ. +. ArHY. n. C..
A true copy from the record
Sangree & Lamnl, plaintiffs attorneys.
I-lo Ii 8 1t W It.
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pen to them boys. they're too little to
go off by themselves. There are two
little nephews here. just out of school,
and they and Carl have all got horse
or colt apiece and gone off on a
"scursion," and l call 'em the infantry
cavalry. and tell Mrs. Arp it is all
right, but she sits here sewing. with
her specks on, and ever and anon
looks up the read and says: "Thoee
children have Overstsyed their time
I'm afraid something has happened.
IF they don't come back soon know
that / will have to start after I'm, for
that is always the way. Mrs. Arp
is worth at least SIS 900 pound, and
she weighs right smart and keeps get.
ting heavier. / am rich. / am I feel
wealthy whenever look at her. l met
an old friend the other day and saws
he: 81 just wish you could see my boy.
Pm fixing him up for college. and he
is just the smatest boy in all this country
He is natural orator. He has
got gifts. he has. He speaks now like
Henry Clay. III took the medal in
defamation. l wish you could see
him ON the stage. He is just splendid.
he is"
| looked at him mournfullv, end
says /: Its sad, very sad. Inever
knew natural orator to be anv
account. [ was natural
orator and it ruined me. I've never
been any account. | took a pewter
medal when was young and I've
never gotten over il. 1t was for
speaking "a speech. 1 thought then
that had whipped the battle of life,
and there was no more worlds to
conquer but I've had fight on ever
since, and my medal did, do me any
good. L wish you would guard your
boy against medals and being a
natural orator. There is but one
remedy for naiur.l orator, and that
is to marry rich and settle down and
wait for invitations to make speeches at
college commencemepts. They are
right useful that way. Sometimes
they do right well. considering.
knew natural orator to get elected
to the legislature and a pretty girl in
the gallery saw him as he was natural
ly oratelng and fell in love with him
and he ma ried her, and she was rich
and they are getting along first-rate
and now he gets call every other day
to speak al some college, and he ac-
cepts 'em all and goes to none, nut Its
all the same 10 him, for he gets bis
name in the papers. and that s enough.
But he is an exception for luck. and
the boys who are natural orators
needn't presume on his good for
tune.
| don't ksow but enc place for boys,
and that is work. Put 'em to work
and keep 'em at it, for idleness is the
parent Of all vice. Don't map out
any particular trade or calling, but
keep 'em at work and it will map out
itself. Habits make up life. Life is
bundle of habits. and if a boy has
a habit of work he is all right.
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Perfect Sight.

As thousands can testify, there is moth.
ing so much to be desired SIS perfect sight,
and perfect sight can only be obtained by
using perfect spectscles. G. G. Taylor, our
home optician, exercises greatskill and pa.
thence in fitting those needing spectacies.
with care and comfort to the wearer.
fl2-11dtfl
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SALT RHEuM.
NJ system III emedies ever compounded 81 thor
oughlv ersdIcate the diseases for which they are
intended n the CUTIcURA REMEDIES Many re.
marki l. cures have c,.in To my snow edge, and
feel safe in warranIBg salts action il directions
ioI owed. Me cineS that infa!ibly cure Salt
Rheum, rs CUrIcURA REMEDIES 90, will cure any
Kind of ski diseases.
CHAS. III. MORSE. Druggist,
Proprietor aoRsE's DYSPEPSIA CURE.
HoLLiSIoN, Mass.
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SALT RHEUM.

SALT RHECM.
l had tried everything had heard of in the East
and West for Salt Rheum. My case as consider
parts of my BODY We're almost raw. Head covered
with seats and sores Suffering fearful. One skill
fu hysican said he would rather not treat IT, and
some of them think nov am onIyc ret tempora-
rily. think not for have not pat ce of Salt
Rheum about me, and case Is con .iiered won
derful. Thanks to CUrICURA REMEDIES.
DECATUR. Mich. MRS ). T.. WHIPPLE.
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$500 per year can be easily made at
home working for E. q. Rideout & Co., 10
Barclay street, New York. Send for their
catalogue and full particulars. l1-1wly
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ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given, that Letters of Admin
istrs tion on the Estate of John ID. Perdue,
deceased, were gran ed to the undersigned on the
10th day of June, 1885, by the Probate Court OF
Pettis County, Missouri. All persons having claims
against said Estate required to exhibit them for
allowance TO the Administrator, within year
after the date of said lettess, they NAV re
precluded from any benefit of such estate: and if
such claims be not exhibited within years from
the date of this publication, they shall be forever
barred. This 10th day of June, 1883.
JOHN w. PERDUE,
l9w3t Administrator
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SALT RHEUM.

SALT RHEUM.
CrTICURA REMEDIES are the greatest medicines
on eart". Had the worst case of Sa Rhsum in
this country. My mother had IL twerty years,
ard i'm fact died from it. believe CUrICURA would
have saved her life. My arms, breast and head
were covered for thrse years, which nothing re-
leieved or cured until used the CUrICURA REsoLv-
ENr (blood purifer) internally, anu CUrIBURA and
CrrICuRA SOAP (rh great kin cGresl externally
NEWARK, ONO. j. W. ADAMS.
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Price: CurIcrRA SIC and Sl.eo per box; Re-
SOLVENT, Si..0 per hottie; CUrICURA SOAP. 25c;
CrIIcrRA SHAVING soar, lie sid ever where.
Potter Drug AMI Chemical Co.. Boston.
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HrA,c BATH, Tor Rough, Chapps,i o.
" = Nv - - GREASY ski Black Heads Pinl-
rIe, skin Ri-mshes and Iniantile Humors, Is
l'usicura sOpy. al exquisite Skin Beauti.
0er AMI Toilet, Bath and Nursery S-inalIye-
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Session Acts for Sale

For 1885 and 1871, State of Missouri.
3-3dlt J. West GooowrN
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SALT RHEUM
SALT RHEVM.


have been 8 great sufferer with Salt Rheum for
thirty wears, commencing in my head and face NJ d
extending over the greater part of NY body.
have taken gallons of medicines for the blood of
different kinds and tri good physicians, all of
which did NE no good. and came to the conelu-
sion that could not be cured. But friend cali Il
nv attention To CuIIcUkA RENppIKs. Got them
and use them until my 81 in is perfectly smooth
and l consider my self entirely cured. Yours
truly, b. WILSON LORD.
AGAwAA, Mass.
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
A Monster Flour NIlll

The new flour mill to be built by Starr &
20, next summer on the southern shore of
the straits of Carquinez, near South Vallejo
junction, California, will be built upon q
hard rock foundation, above water at low
HIe, on concrete arches, through which the
uue can How and ebb. The main building
Is TO be of hard brick, $50 by 1S0 feet, sub
ulVlded into three parts, each 100 by go, the
central l5Ox60 being the first mill six stories
in height, The two other brick buildings,
loo by 60, one on each side of the mill,
are 10 be used at present as warehouses;,
put VIII be so constructed that either or
Doth can easily be adapted for use
"s uiill buildings when such step shall be-
come necessary. The capacity of this first
ll'li Is to be 1000 barrels of flour per day,
WIN possible future enlargement to 5000
barrels per day,when all the three buildings
are completed as mills. The mill will have
wharfage for schooners and barges on the
east and west sides, while ON the north will
ue the deep water berth for ocean-going
ships TO load flour for Europe. Adjoining
cue fnlll to the west will be q large grain
warehouse and deep water wharf 600 by 200,
where grain ships will load for Europe. But
,l ,ic most Interesting feature is to be regu-
.ar wheat elevator, where wheat will be
s'aued not only as Nos. /, 2 and 3, for ship
neht In bulk, but also into the various
Hlaiities required for all milling purposes.
ssNo SS Gost Coo OF the building will be about
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coNGREss YnsrERpAY.
Summary of Proceedings in senate and
House.

summary OF RFOcseuihBb IN SonhNo anu
House.
WASHINGTON, Feb. 0.-In the United
States Senate to-day Mr.. Jones Of Nevada,
from the Committee on Commerce, reported
iayorably the bill to relieve vessels from the
payment Of compulsory pilot fees. Mr..
Logan presented a report from the Select
Committee on Ordinance, which was
ordered printed. MIR. Edmunds, from the
Committee on Foreign Relations, reported
fayoraby the joint resolution for the termiss
nation Of the fishery clauses of the Treaty
oil Washington. He said he would call up
the resolution as soon as the state OF busi-
ness would admit. The Committee, he
said, "did not believe It absolutely indis-
pensible that the termination should be
made by joint resolution. In his opinion
II might be made by the President by and
with the advice and consent Of the Senate,
but to avoid all possible question the Com
mittee wished TO have the joint resolution
passed il possible" Mr.. Hale, from the
Committee on Appropriations, reported the
Naval Appropriation bill. He said "the
Committee had struck from the bill every
particle Of general legislation, and had put
in none Of its own" The Tariff bill was
considered, the Senate remaining In session
until after 10 o'clock at night.
In the House, Mr.. Belford of Colorado,
from the Committee on Coinage, reported
the resolutions declaring 1t inexpedient TO
discontinue the coinage Of the silver dollar,
and recommending that additional vaults
be provided for the storage of the accumu-
lated coins at some point in the Mississippi
Valley. Mr.. Kasssn of Iowa, offered a re-
solution providing that during the remainder
OF the session 1t shall be in order on any
day after the morning hour to move to sus-
pend the rules, so as to consider in the House
any regular appropriation or revenue bill
which shall have been reported by a COM
mittee and may then be in Committee Of
the Whole on the State of the Union, or
which may then be on the Speakers table,
and such motion shall be decided by ma
lority vote. Referred to the Committee on
Kules. A conference report on the West
Point Appropriation bill was agreed to,
lhe Tariff bill was considered until the hour
oil recess. The evening session was for the
consideration of individual pension bills.
The Naval Appropriation bill as reported
~ the Senate, appropriates $l5,727 ,434, OF
S2lS,O35 more than the bill as passed by the
House.
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..,aurINl, WlTn GLOVES.
u.u,es Pound Each Other Until
Two stopped.

N..rn Hruto1 EouAtA 80
Nv" stopped.
Nrw York, Feb. 9.--Ihere was very
.jvate and select prlze-ngnt up sown last
pP,aht and early this morning. Jim Coz
nghs and Jack Mcdonnell were the
nugilists and they slugged eacn other
WIN Wluht there would be danger IN letting
Llousn LIo',i %o on. More blood was shed in one
IN tSV% ~ Sonr rounds than was spilled n Sui
~ ,,lSs aght with Paddy Ryan at Missis-
hFS IVA CAV Connolly, the Boston pugilist, is
sPp, ~ inches tall and weighs ITO
ads ,S Mcconnell Is feet and Z inches
ps,sh ana weighs 162 pounds. They were
ms eobt AZ catch-weight, for q purse Of
W o Lyndred and fifty dollars, according TO
NJ ~ Marnuls Of Queensbury rules; each
snvnd Wy 10 last three minutes, with one
.u',,,tes rest between rounds, and the fight
~ continue until one or the other was
Soatsn The fight lasted TN minutes. At
IN minutes past one o'clock Mcdonnell
',jtched Ma hat into the ring and jumped
p pver inc ropes. Mr.. Fuller, his second,
Ieancd after him. At twenty minutes past
one o'clock Connolly entered the ring, fol-
lowed by Baker, and the pugilists stripped
themselves Of their heavy clothing and stood
:" aGeptlemen," Connolly said, "this fight
IA n surprise to me, for have had only a
short notice. My right arm was broken
about nine months ago and am In no con-
ltion to fight, but / will do my best to
entertain you"
Connolly and Mcconnell stepped 10 the CEN
tire of the ring, with their seconds. All
shook hands then the puglists put up their
L.,r, tt,n drat awobanua they fOuOht
Ike madmen all over the ring, landing ter
rife blows. When the three minutes were
up and time was called both were battered
and bleeding. They went into the second
round no less desperately. The hard gloves
cut into their faces and breasts, and each
seemed bent more on disabling the adversary
than on defending himself. Blood washed
their faces and drpped down their chests.
The Oldest frequenters Of prize-hghts present
said they had never seen SO desperate slug
gng.
The men came up gamely for the third
round, and we're hardly at the scratch be-
fore they went at 1t agaiL, giving and re-
ceiying tremendous right and left hand
blows ON the nose, mouth, ears and chest.
They were supported to their corners when
this had lasted three minutes.
When the minute for rest had gone and
the time WAS called for the fourth round
they faced each other determinedly, but
both were weak. Neither seemed to have
an advantage in the give and take that fol
lowed. They mustered their spirits and
drove their fstswith what force they had LEFT
against gashed and swollen faces and bleed
ing bodies.
They came up again at the call of the flfth
round, but so disigured and exhausted that
the referee stepped into the centre of the
ring and ordered the fight stopped. The
spectators left The hall by two and threes Ia
avoid attracting the attention of the police.
The fighters, after they had been sponged
of aud rubbed down, were taken out Of the
CITY
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SERVED The nnntIst Right. ;.

TN me boys said that it served old Doctor
aoS1 iTSothstuller right, when he had the tooth
aGhe SO badly that he couldn't sleep at
lagnt' He had inflicted so much pain on
Hener toa people, in pulling and mending their
Soe Soetl, that they thought 1t would be good
io ior nun TO suffer little himself. The lead
III uentist of Portsmouth, N. H., knows
tha nnaI pain is and has relieved himself from
Due Tne tWinges OF neuralgia by the use OF
:, Lhhf -a,n DAVIS PAIN KILLER. he regards
II without a rival
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A Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors Of In
diseretions Of youth, nervous weakness, early
decay, loss Of manhood, etc, ] will send re-
cipe that win cure you, FREE OF CHARGE.
This great remedy was discovered BY mis-
sionAry In South America. Send a self-ad-
dressed envelope to the REV. JOSEPH T..
INMAN, Station d. New York City. tts-w
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
Deo,,ne of man.

Impotence of mind, limb or vital function.
nervous Weakness sexual debility etc, cured
by WORLDS DTsPKNsARY MEDICAL AssoCIA-
TioE, Buffalo, N. Y. Address, with two stamps
for pamphlet. W&s
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RHEUMATIsM.

''I have tried great number, - truly remarks
Mr.. w. N. Grose, Of Scranton, Pa, under date
Of dec. ~. ,s2 .'but there is no other remedy
like Kidney-wort, for curing rheumatism and
diseased kldneys.'
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LIVER DISORDER.

..Please tell my bro. soldiers and the public
too,'' appeals j. G. Power, Of Trenton, H..
through the st. Louis Globe-Dem, and Home and
Preside. that Kidney-wort cured my liver dis
orders, which I'D had for % yeaFs."- 12-2-'s2.
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Don,t Dla n ,ha n6naa.

roodt htough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
mnrii Onrhiesi bed bugs, files, ants, moles, chip
-"uhKs, gophers. 10 cents.
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
INFLAMMATION or BLADDER.

s'Chronic Inflammation of the bladder, two
wears duration, was my wife's complaint"
writes Doc or G. NJ. summerln, Of Sun Hill, Ga.
s'Her urine often contained mueus, pus, and
was sometimes bloody. Physicians prescriptions
my own included-and domestic remedies only
paIliated her pains. Kidney-Wort, however,
has entirely cured her, ~
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
skinny Men.

'tWells' Health Renewer" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. 81.
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
In the city OF LoUIsvILLE, on
Wednesday, February %, '83.

ON the last day Of each month (Sundays ex.
excentedl Repeate1 adjudication by Federal and
state Courts have placed this company beyond
the controversy Of the law. To this Company
belongs the sole honor ofhaytng inaugurateu tne
oniv man nv which their drawings are proven
henest and Fair beyond question.
N.B.-The Company has now on hand large
capital and reserve fund. Read carefnlly the list
ofprizes fer the
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
K,dnev Troubles and Rheumatism.

'sMy attending physician gave me up. rd had
and kidney troubles for 30 years.
Many doctors and numberless remedies did me
no good. My friends, too, thoughtmy death my
was certain. Kidney-Wort has entirely cured
me, /" so writes Elbridge Malcolm, West Bath,
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
INTERNAL PILES.

'T had internal piles for several years." sa
j. Ii. Meyer Of Moyerstown, Pa. ''NothiI
helped me except Kldney-Wort. 1t cured me.
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10

Respect the confidence reposed in you by ladies.
''It has helped me in intricate diseases" writes
Mrs. Annie Rockhsld, Of JarrettsTiile, Md.
This lady correspondent wrote us about Kidney
Wort,a curative effects,
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
RHEUMATISM.

''Nothiug else would, - tersly says Justice j..
G.. Jewell, of Woodbury., VT, ''but Kidney
Wort did cure my three years. rheumatism.
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10
DRY GOODS.

Fancy Hoslery and Embroideries.
The daily gazette., 1883-02-10

Another lady, Mrs, j. b. Clark, Amitee City,
La, writes us ''Kidney-Wort has cured me Of
habituai constipation, paid in the side, as well
as some other delicate complaints.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1883-09-14
A Patronizing Subscriber.

The patronizing subscriber is the
most exasperating man with when
the journalist has to deal. He does
not hand 81 to the editor and request
that the paper be sent to his address
for a year. He is not that Sol 81 a
man.
When he buys a railroad ticket he
pays Cash downtO the clerk who cd
its the tickets with a hand stamp, and
to the Chinese journalist who edits
the SHIRT with a hat-iron he disburses
some of his wealth before he gets his
shirt. But when he patronizes the
editor his tactics are different. He
says: "Well, / reckon you'd better
put my name down for your paper.
| really take nor papers now than
/ reaf, but | suppose III have to take
yourS,too We are all expected to do
something toward supporting the
press yo'l know" He says this with
the al, of aphilanthropist subscribing
for the controlling interest in a aar-
row-gauge railroad, or a new church,
on which he never expects to draw a
dividend, but, at the sarge time, he
forgets to reduce his cash balance by
subscribing his 50 in ADVANCE. He
tells the editor to call Oh fisn for the
amount when he needs ii. He is
careful to leave the impression tina;
he has no possible use for the paper,
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Important Ruling.

A ruling of general interest through
out this land district is embodied in
the appended notice of the Register
and Receiver. The object Of this
rule is to facilitate the dispatch of
business which has heretofore been
allowed to accumulate to the serious
disadvantage Of those interested.
U. S. Land Office, Mitchell,
September I, 1888.
NoT1cn: Attorneys practicing be-
fore the Land Office and contestants
and claimants are hereby notified that
motions III contested cages will be
heard only on Tuesdays a1d Fridays.
This rule will Jake effect on and after
Tuesday, September 25th, 1888. Par
ties Will please govern Themselves
accordingly.
Georgc B. Everitt, Register,
Hiram Barber, Jr., Receiver.
Newspapers throughout the district
are requested to copy.