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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

"Three now asylums for tho insane
are to be built at once in Indiana" We
didn't suppose that dudeism was making
converts 80 rapidly in that State.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

bALTlMoRE, MD.-Rev. w. Fl. Chapman says:
81 ueem browns Iron Bitters q most valuable
tonis for general ill-health.n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21
AGRICULTURE

M1LKINa.-If there is cause for par
ticular care and watchfulness on tho
part OF the husbaudman who employs
help it is most assuredly with those who
do the milking Of his COWS. The man
nor of milking has q moro powerful in
fiuence on the produotiveness of the
COW than most duirymen are aware of.
A slow aid careless mixer soon dries
up the best COW. The first requisite
for good mixer is utter cleanliness;
the udder should therefore be carefully
washed before milking if the COW has
been lying in yard or stable. The
mixer should begin gradually and very
gently, but should steadily increase the
rapidity OF the operation until the udder
is emptied, using a pail large enough to
hold the milk without changing. Cows
are very sensitive, and the pail cannot
be changed without leading the COW
moro or less to withhold her milk. The
greatest care should DO taken to strip
the last drop, md it should be done
rapidly. II any milk is left it Is re-ab-
sorbed into the system, or else become
caKed and dimlnishes the capacity OF
the udder. If gentle and mild treatment
ID observed, the operation IS one Of plea
sure to tho COW; but If an opposite
course is pursued, it ut every restless
movement caused by pressing sore
tent tho adimal is harshly spoken to,
she will be likely to kick and thus form
a habit which it will be difficult to break.
Avoid change Of mixers, and be 10th to
part with good one
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Ladies and chlldren's boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyons Patent Heel
Stiffcncrs are used
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

LIE other day one OF Atlanta's chronic
rag-pickers Went into Swartz's Junk
shop with bag full Of miscellaneous
rags to sell. Swartz looked obviously
Mt tho sack and then exclaimed: "Py
ohlmlny grioky, vich shell veigh-vot
you got on, or vot you got OFF," Then
tho picker got insulted and went off to
another shop.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

In Feeding lambs Tor the market it is
less important that they come ea,ly than
that they arc kept growing without
check from lack of food. After the
lamb is ton days or two weeks Old it will
usually begin to cat something besides
IT'S mothers milk No gram is better
than whole oats placed in shallow troughs
where tho lambs can run and tho Old
sheep calnot. A very little grain fed
in this way will bring greater p, otit than
If fed to any other kind OF stock. The
best lambs arc always salablo ut fancy
prices. while stunted specimens are Of
ten drug and do not pay expenses.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

FISH may be scaled much easier by
first dipping them in scaldlng water for
q minute.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

LAIERINa consists simply in bending
down Il branch and kooping tin contact
with or buried to small depth in tho
soil, until roots are formed. The con-
nection with the parent plant may then
be served. Many plants can be far
more easily propagated thus than by
outings,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

ToCcnA CITY, GA.-Dr. j. p. Newman says
"Biowns iron Bitters are very popular ana lncir
use always results SatIStac Orly."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer iB the marvel
free. Send to 931 Arch Street, PhladelphIa. Pa.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Emory's Little Cathartlc Plll-best
made Tor Liver Complaint and Blliousness
Iastelcss, harmless iufalible. l5c.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Why don't you use st. Patrick's Salyc2 Tr,
it. Use it. 25, at all druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Should you be sufferer from dyspepsia, indi-
by Browns Iron BlttcrJ
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

hn'iios Catarrh Snuff cures al atfc1tons of tho
mucous membrane Of tn, he I'd and throat
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Ir is M injury to plants to frequently
water on tho surfacc:to watorthoroughly
when the plants require it is essential.
Reflection will convince any ono TINT
pot full OF soil and mass Of roots in
the centre cannot receive Sufliclent wa
ter to wet the roots Thoroughly, if ap.
piled on the top Of the pot in moderate
quantities daily. l.; is time saved once
week to Place the plants in deep YES
sci OF water; keep in II water until the
air bubbles cease, and also syringe over
and under the leaves: it will keep the
plants healthy, as does tho evening
dow.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21
For Thick Heads,

Heavy stomachs bilious contiitons-Weis' NAV
Apple Pills-anti-biliOus. cathartic 10 and 25c
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

THE staining OF bricks red Is effected
by melting one ounce of gEue in gal
lon OF water. then adding plece of
alum as large as an egg, one-half pound
of Venetian rcd, and one pound of Span
ish brown; rodness or darkness is in
creased by using moro red or brown.
For coloring black, heat the bricks and
dip in fluid asphaltnm or in hot mix
ture Of linseed Oil and asphalt.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

INSECT DEsTRoYER.- We SEQ 1t stated
that the best insect destroyer known is
alum wafer. All you arc required 10 do
is to put the ahlm into hot wator and
let 1T boil til al. the alum js dissolved.
then apply it hot with brush to all
cracks, closets, bedsteads, and other
places where insects are found. Auts,
bedbugs, cockronches and other Creep
ing things are killed by it, while 1t has
10 danger of poisoning the family or
lnJurmg property.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

WHEN COWS are fed with a llberality
that develops n full flow of milk, they
will not overload with food so little
concentrated as green grass The fact
that they do overload is an evidence
that their previous food was too scanty
for profit, and consequently that loss
had been endured on account of it.
When change is to be made tho herd
should be ad,nlttcd gradually t tho now
feed, and they should be supplied
with all the salt and water they desire.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21
Skinny Men,

"Wells1Icalth Renewer''restoresh health and yipor
cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. Sexual Debility S1
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

The plaid napnols which arc offered
at surprisingly low prices ut this season
OF the year make desirable covers for
comforters. They are SO firm that they
do not need to be tackeu very closely,
and can be easily ripped apart and
washed when it IS necessary. Although
ono would proter to be engaged in SOW
ing on muslin and summer garments, it
IS nevertheless true that it is a good
time now to consider tho needs OF anu.h-
er winter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21
1hat Husband of NIino

Is three times the man he was before he began
using Wells Health Rencwcr 81. Druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Durable and pretty covers for bu-
reau arc made of drab aida canvas, with
tho edge finished with deep scalops
crocheted of macreme cord, or make
tho cover SO large that tho edge will fall
over tho edge OF tho bureau. After the
canvas Is fringed to the depth of IN mch,
overcast the canvas 50 that it will not
ravcl. A narrow border of worsted
above the fIngo is pretty addition.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

STAIR RoDs. To clean stair rods, use
woolen cloth wet with water and dipped
in sifted coal ashes; afterwards rub
with dry cloth.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

KINDNESS TO Stock. Occasionally
we see domestic animals that are as
wild as foxes, and at tho approach of
man manifest tic greatest alarm. This
Is usually caused by ill-treatment on the
part OF some ono III the past. 1t Is
positive disadvantage to have animals
treated unkindly,lt matters not whether
they be horses, sheep, or cattle, the re-
suits arc the same. They will not eat
SO we'll; they arc likely to be restless;
they will not grow as fast rs they should
and there is constant loss from this
wholly unnecessary cause, Therefore,
we say. treat your animals with the
greatest kindness, and don't allow any
one to strike, kick or abuse them. Your
animals will always give you cordial
Welcome whom they have no reason for
expecting abuse. Treat them kindly,
and they will reward you weIl for it by
bringing into your pockets moro profits
for their keeping.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

ShhvER in constant use should be
washed every day in q pan of suds made
of good white soap and warm water,
drying it with old soft linen oloths.
Twice week (after this washlng) give
it thorough Frightening with finely
powdered whiting, mixed TO a thin paste
with alcohol, rubbing longer and harder
where there are stains. Then wipe this
of and polish with cloan, soft old linen.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

CREAM TEA CAKES. lone quart of
dour and teaspoonful OF salt, one pint
of sour cream, ana half cup of melted
butter, half spoonful Of saleratus in
spoonful of hot water. Nix lightly in
dough, mould in small cakes and bake
III buttered tins.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

DRS. j. N. e. j. Il. HOBENSACK.l
THOSE AFFLICTED WITH THE EFFECTS
OF SELF-ABUSE AND MERCURI ALlZAVION
should not he's tate to consult j. n. and D. Is. ITO.
DENSACK, OF 206 North Second street, Pniladel.
pnla either ny maui or D. pers II, during the hours
from a. NJ. TO 3 =. NJ, and to 9 =. H.
Advice free. WhosOcycr would know his condl.
ton and the way to improve 1t should read
"WlSDOM IN a NUTSHELL"
Sent on receipt or Scent 81 amp
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

cHhRc0Aj Powder chemically prepared. for III. B
CuHuOUAL complexion, whitening the teeth A
bad breath PURIFYING the system. Box by mail q II
Cents. Mt. Vernon TO SOIthn ston Conn. IS
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

The cattle of tho Pompas nre compu-
ted at 20, 100000. They are the descen.
dants of a bull and eight cows, which
were brought there by two Portuguese
brothers in 1853 1t is only near Bue-
nos Ayres that they have been crossed
with finer stock. Tho old herds arc ILL
shaped and ugly.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

Picked Eaas.---Thc eggs should DO
boiled hard (about ten minutes) and
then divcsted of their shells; when cold
put them in jars and cover with vinegar
IN which have been boiled the usual
spices for piclsling. Tie tho Jars down
tight with oiled brown paper. This is
al excslent pickle to be eaton with
cold mcat etc
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

RErEhLINa MoTns.-It fine out to-
bacco be sprlnkled under tho edge Of
carpets, and uuder those places where
bureaus, book cases and the like make
it dark, tho moths will be prevented
from laying their eggs in them, as it
will drive them away.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

HARD PoMATUM. Lard and mutton
suet, OF each one pound; white wax four
ounces. Melt with rs gentle a heat rs
possible; skim and strain, and clear
from the dregs which arc deposited on
standing; and ono ounce of essonoe Of
bergamot aud pour in moulds.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21
HEALTH is WEALTH.


6 HFVJERTT-AS.,I
The celebrated vegetable Hood Purifier. 1t
cures Headache, Constipation, Purincs tho SKIN Mailed
anywhere upon receipt Of rs cents Unsurpassed for
Children. EISHER & MENDELSON,
$40 Raoo Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-21

GAHAESHES ~ ESOrDIiisIe I63sbit 6;Itrod I'm 10
HEEDEH q EtSI Il, 20 days. No pnJ tin Cured
eSH HGDsEH DIR. J. .SrkrnENs. lebanon. Ohio
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14
OVER the WATER.

yerosIassons Relative - , Tso-
susn Qaessaon - The Desire 81
Yranee for Peace Has Csrsaan
Lsufss-Lamensable TfdiDgs
the Relief steaaship Hsntie-
Business Resumed as canton
Death 81 N Admiral.
lsrrc1AI TO xzx sEsTrsxLi
LONDON. Sept. 1s.-Ihe Standards PArs
special states that at the Chinese Legation
and at the French Foreign oEee il il ~
serted that negotiations relative TO the
Tonquin question are being conducted on
both sidss With . sincere desire Of arriving
ct An smicable solution Of the difficulties
English and American diplomatic repre-
sentasives fully confirm tie above state
msnt.
PAxr, Sept. 13.-The Dsbatss editoriAlly
expresses the opinion .has the basis OF
negotiations between CkAlleraes Lsco1r
and Marquis Tseng are lees favorable 20
France than the treaty made BY the bourse
ct Pskin. The Debatss also says that the
| Chinese should Be given TO understand
that the desire Of France for peace has Ger
| tain limits.
The FIGARO states stas Lord Lyons,
| British Embassador Of Paris. had . long
interview With ChAllemes Lscour yes
terday, ct shich he urged upon the French
the danger to European commercial
interests should . war result from the
| Tonquin embroglio.
ST.. JoHxs. n. r.. Sept. l3.-Ths United
States Greeley relief steamship Yantic h&s
Just anchored here. Her tidings are Ia
mentable. No word has been receives
from Greeley or any Of his party. Tht
steamer Proteus vas crushed BY An ics
doe ct the entrance Of Smith Sound Jul,
q. Capt. Pike, his crew. and . scientif'
party are passengers BY the Yantic.
LONDON, Sept. 1S.-Privase advices from
| Canton state that business has been re
sumed ~ before the recent outbreak
! Only . few foreign merchants are in trsd
there. the ten srsfsc having drifsed TO oshe
localities. The inhabitants Of Canton hav
the reputation Of being especially surbu
lent at al times.
Admiral Sir Richard Collensen. Z. c.
p. r. G.. s., ID dead He commanded tn
Enterprise expedition which left Plymouth
in 1850 in search OF Sir John Franklin.
AaRAx, Sept. 13.-The violence of ii
| rioters against landowners between Glen
and Pstrina IL increasing The milisar.
force which was rent TO the scene Of dis
turbsnce vas compelled to fire into . dens
m&ss Of rioters 81 JAkoboroaz, killing i
and ~wo1nding many others
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

miles: Panchot. 40, Ellison. A. OLeAry
md vins Withdrawn.
Deash sf . Publisher.
MONMOUTH BEAcH. " J., Sept H.
Hugh J. Hastings. proprietor Of the Sev
York Commercial Advertiser. died hare Al
Z o'clock this morning.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

The newest nicely ~ to perjury i
found in San Francisco. One Perazso
has been convicted Of the crime. but
The Supreme Court reversed the con-
viction on the ground that the offender
VS. sworn to testify to what wa mot
material in the proceedings. and there
fore his testimony could not b perjury.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

A T ALL TIMES. LIVE ENERGETIC m
IA to sell Tunison's Celebrated hAps soI,
loving our instructions. For particulars. "a.
drsss JOHN DIXON, Sacramento. Ca. "
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

DAN SHOW THoUsANDs OF LRTTRRs
L from persons from all parts Of the Union
and Canada. to testify to its merits and the
beneft 1t has Afforded Is . family remedy and
tonic. and has been indorsed BY the medical
faculty ~ the best whisky for dyspepsis. fndi.
eeetion. etc. Sold in ali Eastern States and
and sives universal satisfaction. II 10 highly
recommended By the Faculty in all cases q
Nervousness. weAkness, Debility. Dyspep1Ia,
Indigestion. Chills and Fever, etc. II IL now
introduced to the public Of the Pacific slope.
indorsed BY the certificates Of the eminent DR..
Dana Hayes, State Assayer Of Massachusetts
and Rev. b. O. Louderback Of 81. Louis, No.
both gentlemen prominent in their profession,
and which 10 . guarantee TO all buyers Of il
purity and quality. CAUrION-None g~enuiae
unless tabled with my signature over the cork
sIAA0NDe. Malsrial diseases Of all
kinds especially yield to its powerful action.
Nothing equals IL - an appetizer. Its tonic
properties are grand. and ii renews wasted VI
tally and rejuvinates the system. Try II and
bccome convinced Country orders promptly
attended to. Families supplied by the gallon.
Sold By grocsrs. druggists and liquor dealers
B. sApLxR sole agent for xurska. Sold By
rrsvhridss I Co.. Typo. sssdAvAm
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14
Private Dancing Lessons

DKRSoNs DESIRING TO LEARN THE
Il art Of dancing. including all the latest
movements. will be taught 81 their residences
BY the undersigned. Round dances . specially.
Terms. moderate. Orders may be left at the
exNTNEL once. faul5tfI LOUIS BOOK.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

In . London court . youth was san
tencsd to pay . Emo Of 20 shilings or
to labor for 10 days. for kissing .
young woman against her will. The
plaintiffs ~satisfaction over her victory
Wa turned to bittsEness when the youth
volunteered N apology. saying: "Of
course I WA under the influence Of
or I should not have dreamed Of
kissinQ her"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

TIME sILvRRADO MINING COMPANY
i has . hns dump 10 lease on favorable
terms 10 responsible parties. Also some good
trfbutfng ground In the mine. For further
particulars call ct the mine or address
JOHN McGRATH, Superintendent,
ssp7tf silverado.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14
Bouud East.

PORTLAND. Sept. 13.-Gen. Grant, Evarts
and some others Of Wizards party left
this morning for the Cascades, from there
they take the train direct east.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

OLYMPIA. W. T., Sept. IA hrs this
morning destroyed the Survsyor-G Generals
ofice and other buildings. All the land
insurance unknown. 1t i said TO b in
oandiarv
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

UBWOPAR81D N ImB DOmoolA.
Some Of the Rastssn nsvspApsrs con-
tinus to discuss. pro and con. The sub
jset of admitting nsvspapsn into the
public schools. The suggestion. when
Arst msds, w. rather popular. bat Il =
now meeting with considerable oppod-
tion. The Chicago Nsws tAkss this
rathss ssnsibls view Of The subjset:
Ths public tasts q ths day dsnanda
that nsws II . csrtain ohaxnotsE shall y
collected and pahlishsd- The sdiess, Y
be desires to win O. to hold ths patronage
q ~ vahaie. must do the bidding q ehs
public, - . reasonable extsnA q lsass.
u doing % b. frsqusnt1y prints naeees
whiah, u b eonsalted his own sasee. ~
own feelings q his own tudgment =
would consiu 70 IL wnsts-papsr baskee
There u : vest quantity Of trash Pab-
ishsd IN ths daily nsNupaPses 9 ~
period, ard . 49, auantity q .tua snas
& worss than trash. Itis not II SORT o.
food which ths young mind requires; mos
The sort of tonic 70 invi9orase Or
strsngthsn IL young brain. Ard enss y
not because a tie manneE N when y.
treats Of cuxrsnt svsntss baf becauss o.
the subjects which mast p sAke. Up.
discussed, and sometimes Elaborated 20
suit the demands Of H. reading puono.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

Before the Senate Committee on Edu-
cation and Labor in New York Jay
Gould gave the story Of his life briefly.
He makes the main feature Of his suc-
ceafnl operations consist IN the rescuing
Of failing corporations. like the Union
Pacific, At one time. and patting them on
. sound and paying basis. Or in putting
several detached and separately worth
Len lines Of road into . connected system
and making it profitable, - in the cass
of the Wabash.
Mr.. GouId's views Of postal t~elegraphy
and Of the relations between labor and
capital are Stated very clearly and posi-
lively. He thinks that With Govern
ment tslegraphy, 81 the Demoerats were
in power there would Be . Democratic
telegraph; if the Republicans came into
power there would be . Republican tele-
graph, and if the Reformen came in /
don't know what there vould be- I
think il would Be- : marc political ms
chine"
sIn this country" ays the great
spsculator. "ail the capitalism. . far -
my observation eoss, ars sslf-mads men
men Who have made their own fortunes
and grown With the country. They have
al worked mp from ths ranka. Our laws
do not encourage mtailmsnts Of estates.
49,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

SAN K~nAxcIsco. Sept. 1S.-Col. Albert
w. Preston Of the United States Army
did to-day.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

BAIrzzeaz. Sept. 1s-Nidnisht.-Ths
score Of The pedestrians vas: Hart. 26s
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

Tsxxrox. N. J., Sept. l3.-Ths Demo
cratic State Convention assembled II 12:a5.
Allan @. NcDsrmott Wa selected - tenn
Chairman. and the secretary and
the usual committees we're appointed. A
recess vas taken until 2:S0 P. n.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

NxwPoEr. Sept. is.-Lord Chief Justice
Coleridgs was given . brilliant reception
ct the Casino to-day. which was attended
By many prominent people. Judge Samuel
Blatchford delivered an address Of vel
come, 10 which Colertdgs feelingly replied.
TIC thsater in which II va bald va
decorated.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1883-09-14

FAaeo. d. T.. Sept. lS.-Ths North
Dakota Convention met here to-day md
adopted resolutions protesting against the
attempt on the part Of the people Of
Southern Dakota. - represented at Sioux
Falls. to appropriate the name Of Dakota.
and protesting against the admission Of
their Territory under the constitution
adouka1-
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-11-03
Three Samples Of German Humor.

Professor, to class in surgery; The
right leg of the patient, rs YOU see, is
shorter than the eft, in consequence of
which he limps. Now, what would YOU
do in case of this kind?' Bright stu.
dent: Limp, too
Woman, with doc jumping at her, to
Professor, owner OF the animal. For
Heaven sake, man, call Your doc off,
or ne will upset me. y Professor, stand
ing on one foot and scratching his head:
zone minute, madam. one minutes (to
hlmseli) as soon As | can remember the
Internal brute's name
How is it YOU are so punctual at the
office every morning, Smith? You mus,
have an excellent alarm at your house. "
"Yes, indeed and cheap one. You
see, every evening before going to bed
push the cradle under the Black For.
est clock. with the weights directly
over the baby's head. Punctually at 3
o clock in the morning there is an IN.
earthly yell, and know what it has
lust struck. '--Pbuadelphid cal.