Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-02-15
INTOXICATING "SMILEs..

INTOXICATING ssSMILES."
Wildcat MISUNDERSTANDING the
Tiger.
Crystalized-tbe man who wears
glasses.
The electric incandescent pocket
book is the latest-it is always light.
The proprietors of ice houses make
many 4 cool Thousand in the course
of a year.
Look to your fire-escapes. In other
words, settle your debts and pay your
pew rent.
Generous natures will not hesitate
about licking postage stamp when
it gets down to two cents.
''An enormous swell-a balloon"
But it's just a swell not to be in its
company if it goes off on a bust.
''Now, let me show you some of
my invisible hair nets,'' is what an
Austin milliner said to a customer.
Boston goes to balls in horse cars.
This may not be culture, but it is
healthy for the boys pocket-books.
Tending bar has a tendency to
make a man a pugilist. He gets
used to making punches and knock
ing down.
During recent performance in
London Of the 1.-THE Yellow Dwarf"
a gallery wit remarked; "Why don't
you rehearse the piece?'
Many male brute who snarls and
growls at his wife in public is very
loving and tender when no one else is
around. He has to be.
The eighth wonder of the world
has been discovered. 1t is a Boston
man who expressed a desire to hear
Rev. Joseph Cook lecture the second
time.
A parrot shouted through a tele-
phone the other day. Luckily for the
feelings of the preacherman who was
watching the bird, there wasn't a
monkey at the other end.
| NJ. de Persigny asked Gregory
Ganesco one day if he had genealog-
ical tree. "There's a whole forest of
'em surrounding my fathers CASTLE"
J replied the amiable Wallach.
"You can stick pin in here" ex-
claimed Michigan country school
teacher as he elucidated mathemat-
ical principle of unvarying variety,
and when he came to sit down the
pin was there.
s'Unlike New York, Phlladelphia
has no law to punish attempted sui.
eide" No use for it. Philadelphians
don't want to commit suicide, unles.
! they visit New York, when the stupi6
monotony of the town disgusts then
with life.
The religion, nowadays, is largel.
), administered on the European plan
You take what you please and leav
the rest.-Bohemian. Still it is risky
:. There are those who say if you dom
. swallow the whole dose you will ge
:, left yourself.
The German alliance, as in
% terpreted by LIE Monde Parisien:
The Emperor Francis Joseph-A
v egg in exchange for my OK! Is
d fresh, any way?
Bismarck-It is sire, and cooke
with my own hands.
he A man may be judged by his vi
s. tues or his faults. As the latter al
MS leasler found and better understoo
by the world, it is from them Il
?" most judgments are made.-Bostc
transcript. True, one big drunk W
ut make more reputation for a man th'
to years of honest, important work.
M A famous college president W
&C. made happy father, and the folio
IN ing morning at prayer in the chap
he introduced this rather ambiguo
sentence: "And we thank Thee,
ny Lord, for the succor Thou hast Civ
e'- u.s." which caused general smile
: creep over the faces of the class.
he "Willyim, my son. says an &c
M nomical mother to her little son. 81
mercy's sake don't keep on tramp
;od up and down the floor in that III:
the ner--you'll wear out your new boo
rod (He sits down. There you go-s
raw ting down. Now, you'll wear {
l. your new trousers! l declare, l ne
see such boy!'
"What on earth makes you
nounce that you extract teeth with
pain? Didn't l hear every patti
you had up here yell!''
"You did, SIR" replies the peri
f;ce tetic dentist, "but those were shri
will of joy they uttered, sir! They "
our so delighted, sir, at being palnle'
will relieved that they could not rel
,rk their enthusiasm.
den Thirty-one years ago United st
at Senator Henry G. Davis was bri
ring man on the Baltimore & Ohio railrt
con- He always called out the names
'our the stations so that passengers q
ctor understand whether he said s'kaI
'tlon schatka" or "Fogg's Ferry" an
uct- grateful people sent him to congI
ac- -Nears. Better have left him W
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