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Lime Ain Club PFOeediHgt. =,
When the triangle had sounded the call
to order and the rattling Of many hoots had
ceased, Lord John Dewdrop arose and
offered the club the use Of the following At
very reasonable rates: "Doan saw of de
handles OF your wheelbar'er to keep nay
bur from borrowin' it." IAN egotist am a
man Cd stills. Let him alone an he'am
sartiu to come down." "Befo' praisin' dc
philanthropy OF de man who has donated a
site fur an orphan asylum try an diskioer
II his vile isn't dom the kitchen work 70
save the expense Of hired gu" " BE guided
in your outlay by what you kin afford;
NOT by what your naybur brings home. "
"Trut6 am mighty, but use it in small d SsH
in criticising De acts Of your friends" "De
peacock may make a fine display Of colors,
but when It comes down to selecting some
thing solid doan' Overlook de gander. He's
de same all de way lrew, an you all know
wbar' to find him." "Ds man who draps
his wallet to test de honesty Of de public
shouldn't give hisselt away by advertiser a
reward an no queshuns axed." On motion
of Pickles Smith the club accepted the
above at 80 per cent Of their face value,
and the amount was passed 10 Lord Johns
credit on the cash book Le
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Tho schools and colleges have turned
ont their summer grist, many thousands oil
Young men and young women-what Is
going to become Of them. Most oil the
young women will become wives and
mothers; this is what ought to happen to
good women. Most Of the men, too will
marry, and then it is more than ever I'M
nortant 10 know what is going to become
OF them. u. =.
The school has afforded the opportunity
to lay the foundation Of literary educa'
overwhelmingly no means. = to be
underyalued for Itself and for the large OPP
portsnities It opens. But man can not
live bv a literary education alone, de
must do something which the world wants
done and ior which it is willing to pay liV.
ing compensation. The lowest forms Of
ls6oripg work may be learned
with little apprenticeship; but the
returns are for that reason small, aad
this is not what our young people OF fair
schooling are looking for The learned
professions are not embarrassed with gap
ing yoids. True, "there is always room at
the -topv. but thereis no scarcity OF candl-
dates for first place, and a good many plod-
ding, persistent men OF mediocre talent
will have to be passed before that point
can be reached. Buying and selling opens
a wide field, but that, too, has its limits
1.-THE signs Of the times be not misead-
ing. there is going to be growing demand
for men and women who combine the ed
ucated hand with the educated head, who
know how to perform some useful kind oil
manual labor, superior intelligence giving
superior value to what they do. Those
who know the best, most economical, most
expeditions and, in many branches, the
most artistic way to produce certain artl'
Gle will be in greatest demand at the best
wages. The scientific spirit Of the age de-
mands skilled hands toapply its discoveries
and inventions; 1t is now embarrassed Tor
want Of them. 1t is now obliged to do the
best it can, to take up artisans without
special training who do their best tofollow
instructions. But this is not enough. Men
and women must be educated to the work,
and the tree is easiest bent when 1t is a
twig.
The technical school must take its place
az an important and indispensable part OF
popular education. II it BIO thought
unwise to engraft it upon the public
school system it can stand by itself.
Private bounty POUNDS scientific schools
and endows colleges-the technical school
is worthy OF the same recognition. In
England employees OF skilled labor have
thought it good investment to instruct
the young people in their processes and
with results satisfactory to themselves, the
pupils and their parents.
The technical school is destined at no
late day to take prominent place in our
educational system. ......
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Most wonderful.

Very seldom do we; read OF an
actual case Of recovery, where hope
mad Altogether been lost. to equal that
which was on Monday investigated by
a DiIpdieh reporter who had heard, In various
quarters, persons talking to their friends Of
a cure, seemingly little short OF miraculous,
thst had been. performed. VIM. Lincoln
Curtis il the name OF the young man In ques'
{iop. BE Is now employed at H. X. Porter
& Co.'s locomotive Works, Pittsburgh: HIS
disease was Chronic Rheumatism. me en-
.ornlolis swelling and pain in the joints OF bis
Srnrsoon produced paralysis of his lift arm.
ia Traduaily grew worse, his anklesand knees
were soon even worle than his. arms, bis
cheek bonea began 70 enlarge, spreading his
lace out OF all resemblance to his former sell.
TWO physicians, pronounced him hopeless
Pe7lnd cured him. Page 20 Dr.. Hartmaus
."Illsof Life. W 's ptW.
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Are y.u disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest by sick child suffering and crying
with, pain Of cutting teeth? II 80. send Of
once and, get O bottle OF Mrs. Wtnslow's
Soothing Syrup for Children Teethingp III
yalue q inca1culabie. It will relieve the
poor little sufferer Immediately. Depend
upon It, mother, there Is no mistaks about
It 1t cures dysentary and diarrhoes, regu:
lates the stomach and bowels, cures wind
collie, softsns the gums, reduces inflamnia'
ton, and gives tone and energy 2 the whole
for Children ,Teething 10 pleasant to the
taste, AID Is the prescription Of one Of the
Oldest and best female physicians and nurses
IN the United States, and IL for sale by all
drusgiSts throughout the world. Price %
rpniRR hottie swEAw
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cen,.emen Do 30. Carry pistols.

Chiedgo Tribune. .uc, ~ lE
We have never yet seen a gentleman, 0
scholar, person Of politeness or refine,
ment, while engaged In the duties oil civil
me, carry a weapon. We have rarely met
an innate coward, brute, gambler, rough, Or
"dead beat" one who expects 10 carry hlm-
self through every controversy with q zen
ant temper and 8 scourRing, q anderous3
tongue, and TO come out OF it first best
whether he was right or wrong, that did
not carry pistol. The class most unfit TO
carry weapons are the only men who ever
carry them. .;,,o J..
When Garfield was attacked neither he
nor Blaine, nor any other decent person
present, had a weapon. Decent people
never wear them. Mr.. Blajne.s lie WAS IS
completely in the hands OF Guiteau as was
that Of Garfield, II the WITNESSES OF the
miserable brute had run in the direction
Of taking It. The plea that the innocent
never need these Weapons for defense
against the natural weapons OF either as
sassins, burglars or any such class Is false
plea. The assassin or burglar il certain
to be the only one Of the two parties VINO
will be armed. ~.
1t is a question for grave consideration,
therefore, whether all Of our constitutions
should not be amended the right OF bear.
Ing arms be abolished and general dis.
arning Of all persons be enforced; All
halfway measures, all attempts to decide
who shall have arms according 10 their
moral characters are supremely ridiculous.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

Those who dssden sensation and stuptfy
the patient to relieve suffering make grave
mistake. They proceed upon the false idea
that 1t Is legitimate TO procure relief from
pain BY destroying physical senslbllity. This
method, carried 10 the las. extremity, would
kill the patient to end suffering 1t is not
presumed that Lydia Il. PinkAam's Vegetable
Compound will raise the dead but 1t often
does restore those who are given as hopeless
cases. .Is7 MWRAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

"HusII! beware OF the trapedo!". said a
young lady to an ineligible admirer who
was becoming too attentive. On his ask
ing for an explanation she answered: "oh,
its only a new name for our mamma, be-
cause she blows US upso!"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

Asthe happy couple were moving out Of
church the husband said to the partner OF
his welded life: Marriage must seem q
terrible thing to you. Why, you were all
Of a tremble, and one could hardly hear
Won saw Il yilv" II shall have more
courage, and say It louder next time"
returned the blushing bride. ,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

TIE shortest letter ever written consisted
OF single letter. A French poet wrote to
Piron, the dramatist, the following two
words: $50 rus" which Is the latin fol
~ am going into the country" Plron, moi
TO be beaten in the matter Of brevity, wrote
back: ~" which in Latin signifies 60"
: IosrsI1r . ..4
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

THAT wasa good hen, even if she was
near.sighted, which mistOok sawdust for
Indian meal, and ate heartily thereof, then
laid nest full Of bereau.knobs, and in
three weeks Matched out a set Of parlor
furnitura. e.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

ern Coniedcracy have credits to the &C.
count OF the Coniederacy, and are securing
tie maturipg bonds TO be held as an offset,
and square the account, thus relieving con.
sciences Of the weight Of the Indebtedness
for which there Is no satisfactory receiver
10 aattla with n
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

Indianapolis Journal.
In view Of the fact that cholera cpl
demic is imminent, we cannot be too great
full that Carter Harrison sat down on the
Iroquois club. g.n4.G -.it
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

eHrLoH's VrrALIzER is what you need for
Constipation, Loss OF Appetite, Dizziness and
all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. Price 10 aud 70
cents per bottle. Gold by McLain Brothers,
and Alex. T. Young. BIw.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09
From Eminent wilmer Brintou, M. d.

81 have used Coldenrs Liquid Beef Tonic
in my practice, aud have been much graft.
fed with the result, Ass tonic In all cases q
debility, weakness, RpnmIs, chlorosis, etc, i
cannot be surpassed" [Tdke no Other.) OF
drupuists MWF&W
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

"Don't be afraid" said snob to Ger.
man laborcr, "sit down and makeyourself
my equal" Il would half to plow my prain
out" was the reply OF the Teuton.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

The verdict-after an impartial trial-The
Celluloid Eyeglasses will stand ten times
more abuse than any other. For sale by all
leading Jewellers AID Opticians. MwE4w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

sHrLoa's Catarrh Rsmedy-a positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker Mouth.
Sold by McLain Brothers, and Alex. I.
Young. o'1'a D&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

DR.. P. H. Arthur, Winton, n. c., wrote o.
DR.. WorthiDgton's Cholera and Diarrhoes
Medicine: II used 1t in my practice With
the happiest effects: Cures cramps and
stomach troubles" Price25 cents.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

WANTED, by q goodlooking young man,
twenty;six years oil age, and five feet nine
inches in height, a situation as son.in.law
in agood family. Address, etc.--Le Coattt-
futiolnsl. ..."r .r '.! .F.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

OF all other medicines by Dr.. R. v. Pierce'E
Golden Medical Discovery" Is approaching.
Unriyalledln bilious disorders, impure blood,
and consumption, which Ia scrotulouS dis
AAah Of the lungs VIVIAN
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

81 am well and happy sgain, says our fair
correspondent, Miss Jennie 2. Warren, 74O
West Van Buren, street, Chicago, ILL.,, your
Samaritan Nerrine cured me OF spasms.
= IT 800 MWFAK
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

oArARRH CURED, health and sweet breath
secured By shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price
0c6nts. Nasal Injector free. Sold by NC
Lain Brothers, and Alex. T, Young. p1w.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

NOTHING so simple and perfect for coloring
as the Diamond Dyes. For carpet rags, bet
ter and cheaper than any other dye-stutfs.
MWFAW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

"WHo is the most flushed orator." asks
correspondent. Well Demosthenes has
been finished about as long as any Of them.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

EeW 0rIeum PieaEune. 't.
The meanest man out is the one who
knows who will be the next President but
will not tell. .,..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

,uRpmsEto reaches, ants, bed-Sugs, ETC.,
Is Hunts Insect Powder. II kills every time.
Price Is cents, by all druggists.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

Flies, roaches, ants, bsd.bug0, rats, mice,
gophers, ohipmunks cleared out BY Trough
OnRats." l5c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

Nor an experiment or cheap patent medi,
cine Is Browns Iron Bitters. 1t 10 prepared
by one OF the Oldest and most reliable chemi-
cal firms, and will do all that Is claimed for
II. sIUHU ~ f' uisfa nav h
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-07-09

Perm. leasing tOun for 9s season, and
summer lranlrs, can hare TIE DAILY IN
ry11ioKScER mailed 10 han, postpaid, for 70
s.nl. per month, Geaddret, being changed as
oT,s, M, dSsiyed
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uTHEELING ( ELM GROVE R. R.

on and after MONDAY, MAY Il. 1888, until
further noticcl cars will run from the City and
stamus every hour from ESQ A. y. to $50 P. NJ.
Cans 10 and from Fulton every 80 minutes. ..
rylq ''s''i ''.' 20 !. KLEEH. supt.
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Diarrhea, Dysentary, Cholera Morbus,
r1 Cholera, Cramps, Collie, &c.
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
Trains arrive and depart as lollowt-city /

Trains arrive and depart as tollows-cty time.
b. q O.-MaIn une--DIrAET-16Sa m, s 40 a
m, 2 10 pm, $40 pm, 706R m. Q. Q. Ny..9@a
m, IS m, II l6pm, S40am. w i. B. ply
To- m, / 80 p m. 4opm AERIyE-Aain Line
l2lS N, 10 20 u, 8 ID . N, Sl0a m, 4 1b N. Q.
o. Dlv-6 10 p m. 950Am m, . sam. ". P. q B.
Dly-s3 m, Il @am.6SPm, Jl .r.
c, d P.-DEpAEr-6l0 q N, 1910 n, 20 p m.
AERIVE-l2 IS = m, IS n N, 8 O. m. andS 20 m.
r., q. Il So. L.-DEPART-627 m. 8 Ola m,
i2l pm, Az p m AKRIyR-SS N, II II m,
sop IN, 7H p m. ,p,l..ry.r Iva
o., v. d w.-DErAhT-s&5 am, SO m, u
9 81 II M 50 n m,
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UNIVERSITY or VIRGINIA,

summer Law Lectures, (uInO weekly, 4.
gin f2th July 1858, and end l2Lh September, H.,
proved Of ElpnNl use-lkt, 10 students, who t,eIs,,
10 pursue their studies Ut this or other Law scSS
ID 10 those who propose 10 rcsd privately. and Z
10 practitioners who have not hal tue ak tniaSsS
IyEtemRlic Instruction. For circular apply ip a
Uniyonity OIL Na.) to JOHN b. MINOR, Prot. Ca
aud stlt Law. uly!1 NwF4E>
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VACATION.
WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY

The next Febkl0u begins sEPTEl!nER Clb lst,
Ton Separate Schools, Including schOol Of IL,oSS
and School O. ESgllSn. Full Connes in law ~
larged faculties for study Of Phycal sciences ~
Scientific Agri0ul!uIei completely equipped chsS
lcal labratory. Thorough c0uneS In Ailcient -
Modern languages and literature. Text bosk, !,
cost, Necessary expenses not over HI56, FnSc.s
ElogueR aud other information address V'0A'
%. 1901 ". L. WILSON, President
Auo --a-H. MoEgHntOVu " Z.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-12-28
THE SUN.
NEW YORK. 1884

About sixty million ropes OF THIS Sun have
gone out of orr establishment during the past
twelve months.
If YOU were TO paste end to end all the col
umns Of al The SUS printed and sold last wear
Won would get II coa,Inpons strip OF interesting
inform Irion. common sense wisdom, sound
doctrine. and sane vii long enoueh to reach
from Printing House square TO the top of
Nnunt Conernicus in the moon then back to
Printing House square, and Then three-qnarters
of The WV hack TO The moan again.
Rut THIS SUN is " ittcn for the inhabitants
of the earth: This same strip of intelligence
would rirdle the globe twenty seven or twenty
ei ,hi times
II every huver OF a copy Of THE SUS daring
the past wear has spent only one hour over il,
and If his wife OF his grandfather has spent
another hour, this newspaper in 1888 has af-
foried the human race thirteen thous md years
Of steady reading ni.ht and dav.
1t Is only nv little calculations Ike that you
cen form any iiet OF the circulation Of the most
popular OF American newspapers, or of its in
tiuence on the opinions and actions of Ameri-
can men and women
THIS Sun is. and will continue to he, n news
paper ~hi,h tells the tru,h without fear of con-
seencnces, which gets at the facts no matter
how much the process costs. which presents the
news of all the world without waste of words
and in the most readable shape, which is work,
ing with all its heart for the cause Of honest
| government. and which therefore believes thai
the Republican party must 60. and must go in
this coming year of our ord. 1884
IT you know The SUN YOU like it already,
and YOU will read it with accustomed diligence
anl prof during what is sure 10 he The most
interesting wear in its history. If YOU do mol
vet ow The SrN, it is high time to get into
the Sunshine.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-12-28

for what purposes the $5,793 81, referred 10
by the committee, was expended, before
the people can he expected to give any
credit at all to the commi ttee's report -
Until this be done, the people will very
naturally be impressed with fear that, in
becoming satisfied of the expenditure Of
this unusually large sum of money in that
behalf, the committee has made the same
mistake it has manites'ly made in other
portions of the investiga' ion, of confusing
the vouchers of other fiscal years with the
one they have been investigating. Our
columns are open for such explanations
and we shall cheertully publish any intor-
nation that may be sent us on the point,
The reasons for keeping the details of the
investigation a secret, ii any ever existed,
have now certainly ceased, and Therefore
we are sure the members of the committee
will not feel jus flied in Withholding sucl
information,
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-12-28

Section 6 of article % Of the revised
Code relating to county commissioners
provides positively that They shall al
low no claim against the county not pro-
perry chargeable to the same and to achjch
tie claimant shall not produce legal
coucher," and yet we find the late investi-
eating committee of the grand jury, while
expressly stating that in many items Of
expenditure made by the commissioners they
haze failed to take c0uc1ers for the same" at
the same time stating in the next breath
that they fully exonerate them from any
sire -tes Irregularities or possible sus-
picion of misconduct. 1t may have been
possible that the lay members of the COM
mittee were ignorant of this requirement
of law: but it is not reasonable to suppose
that the States attorney, in whose hand
writing this portion of the report appears,
was ignorant of this section of law, which
had been quoted and referred to in the
trial of the county commissioners in which
he took part.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-12-28

The list of changes that have already
taken place in the membership of the For
ty-eight House OF Representatives in ex-
traordinary in extent, if not unprecedent-
ed. First. in November, 1882. came the
death of Nh 4. S Heron of louisiana.
who hiss been succeeded by Mr.. L T Lew
is; next, that of Mr.. J. T. Updegraff of
Ohio, whom Mr.. J. ID Taylor succeeded;
then Mr. J. f.. keona Of West Virginia re-
signed, and Mr. c. p. Snyder waa chosen
in his stead soon after came the dea,h of
Mr. r Fl. Berrdon Of Alabama. whose
successor is Mr.. J. !. Joaes; then followed
within four days Of each other, the deaths
Of Mr. ". Il. Pool of Norh Carolina,
whose successor, Mr.. +. G. Skinner, pre-
sented his certificate of election to-day.
and Mr. ~ Z. Cuts Of Iowa, in whose
place Mr.. J. G. Cook has already been
sworn in; while last September came the
resignation of Mr. John Paul OF Virginia
and now the list is further increased bv
the death OF Mr.. d. G. Haske1 of KaDses
Hire are eight changes, and six of them
caused by death. in the House which only
came toge her fortnight ago. SO many
casualties at so ear y date in the history
of Congress are certainly r&re and per
haps and uncxampled
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-12-28

A bill introduced into Congress and re-
ferred to the Committee on the Library,
provides for the consolidation of the pub
tic gardens of Washington. Last year a
like effort was made in this same direction
but it was unsuccessful. There are four
of these gardens, for whose maintenance
appropriations are annually made, amount
ing in the aggregate to an average of forty
or fifty thousand dollars. One of these, the
Botanic Garden, has cost over half mil
lon The greenhouses which furnish the
flowers to the President and his friends
cost over ten thousand year, while the
nursery from which Congressman get their
bouquets absorbs another large sum an
nually. The Agricultural Department has
it's own garden, and the Botanic Garden
is the most expensive of ell. But Con-
gress finds it convenient to keep them all
going
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-12-28

1t will be seem from a careful reading
OF the report of the investigating commit
tee that all the wild charges The TIMES
made in reference to the affairs of the COM
missioners have been fully substantia'ed
We charged that there were considerable
unexpsnir:llGI ances resulting from the
- s., p d. loan, the $4,000 levied insane
paupers, the $4,000 levied in advance as a
Jury fund" and the $4,000 levied for roads,
and the committee found all these charges
to be true We had carefully estimated the
matter from reliable data, and knew
whereof we spoke; but of course we knew
nothing about that deficiency" from 1891,
and the extraordinary emergencies of the
contingent fund" during the past fiscal
year. as the commissioners, nor any one
familiar with their affairs, vouchsafed any
explanation of these matters. We think
that all iudicious readers eff the commit
tees report will concur with US in the
opinion that these matters still need some
further explanation.