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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

he was telling the truth when he said
you were a scoundrel. "-IeCas Sitings.
TOO LARGE.
A we'll known Brooklyn man was dead.
"Have you heard the story that is
going about as to the real cause Of his
death ?" asked one citizen of another.
ono"
"They say that the day he died, when
he was on the street after his luncheon,
he met a poor woman who was begging.
She asked for a cent. Mr.. - fumbled
in his pockets and brought out one,
which he gave the beggar. He died soon
after"
"What has that got to do with the
cause of his death ?"
"Well, those who knew the old gen
tleman best say he died of enlargement
of the heart. He was never known to
give away cent before.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

mines of Alabama, are full fed on the
usual food of the country. They are
warmly clad, well housed and have care
full medical attendance. The work is
not excessive, and they are not brutally
treated.
OF the stupid folly which permits the
leasing of convicts to coal miners and
drives free labor out of the State, and
puts in the hands of the men using the
degraded labor the power to bankrupt
any company which uses free miners III
operations tending to develop the State
of Alabama, have nothing now to say.
FRANK WILKEsON.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
OLIVER DITSON & co., Boston.
Chas. H. Ditson Il Co.. se7 Broadway, N. Y,

Is unfailing and infal.
liable in curing Epil-
optic Fits, SpaSms,
Commissions, st. Nitus
Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating, Ncr-
vOus debility ,Scrofula
and all Nervous and
Blood diseases. To
Clergymen, Lawyers,
Literary men. Mer-
chants. Bankers, La
dies and all whose Sc
dentary employment
causes Nervous Pros
tratiOn, Irregularities
of the blood. stomach,
bowels or kindeys. or
who require n nerve
tonic, appetizer or
Stimulant, Samaritan
NerVine is Invaluable.
Thousands proclaim il
the most wOnderfulin-
Ie sinking system. For
r. =. A. RICHMOND
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
A Tnnthsnme NInrseI.

luis from the Mndison Wis., Demo-
crat, conveys its own moral: Hold on !
We are cognizant of the fact that an
aching tooth was last night cured by the
application Of ST. Jacobs Oil. The
young fellow got mad over his raging
tooth III the ball room, and rushed
5traightway to drug store where he APP
piled the good old German Remedy; in
ten minutes the toothache had gone.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
THE LIlIE-KILN CLUB.
The President Gives Prof. PuIIback Some
Good Advice.
From the Detroit Free Press

From the Detroit Free Press.
"Am Trustee Pullback n de Hall to-
night ?" asked the President as the band
ceased singing, and a window was low
cred to let the smoke escape.
"He air, sah,' was the prompt re-
Spouse as Bro. Pullback rose off his
stool.
please step dis way"
When the tall form and shining pate
of the member had toed the mark before
the desk, Bro. Gardner continued:
''Brudder Pullback, [ has received a
letter akin permishun fur You to visit
the town of Akron, O., an deliber your
celebrated address on De Rise and Fall
of de Rail Fence.
81 has answered dat you will be dar'
on time, your shoes CREASED wild coon's-
lie, an your froat in good shape fur a
two-hour's speech"
Pullback trembled with emotion, and
murmurs of admiration we've heard from
every corner of the hall
"Befo' you set out on dis journey, - re-
sumed the President, Il want to gin you
few words of fatherly advice. Youwill
fur a time represent de Guild element of
Detroit, an you viii be p'inted out as a
well known member of de Lime Kiln
Club. All your words an deeds Will be
Token notiss of, an people will forgit de
size of your feet III der anxiety to know
whether you am secOnd-growth hickory
or Eastwood stained ober.
Don't cary de ideah dat you own all
de co'ner lots in Detroit an am waitin'
fur sartin rise of 200 per cent. befo'
sellin'.
Don't take along any brass watch
chain or dollar stoh diamond, an de fust
| time you see anybody look twice at yer
new plug hat take it off and brush de nap
de wrong way on yer elbow.
"Doan' talk horse, religun. pollyticks,
free trade nor poteckshrm. What you
doan' know ON dose subjects would fill a
big book, an what you do know you
can't half tell on account of your
asthma.
''You will be offered de freedom of de
city IN a tin box. Accept it wild thanks,
but pay fur yer beer an cigars an bring
de box home to keep cold biscuit III.
"You will be escorted around by a
brass band. Doan' sot wild your mout
open an yer eyes rollin', as if it was de
fust time We eber heard anyfin' more
numerous dan hand-organ, but take il
III like a man who has allus had a pianer
in de house an full brass band across
de alley.
At de table eat wild yer fork, chen
if you do jab yer tongue few times. Ii
it becomes necessary to blow your nose in
public, do it solemnly and wild dignity,
an do yer wipe wild a handkerchief in
stead of yer elbow.
On conversashun be pleasant an
courteous an pliable. You will fin men
in Akron who doan' believe dat de whale
swallered Jonah. You am not sent down
dar to convince 'em.
Keep sober, cary yer money in a
pocket in yer shirt, an seek to leave a
good opinym behind You. As you will
have to git mp at TO o'clock to-morrel
mOrnin' to cotch de airly freight train
fur Toledo, you had best go home now
an practice on lookin' like an old trabelel
while buyin' a railroad ticket"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
REsCUED FROM DEATH.

william J. Coughlin OF SomeTve, Mass, In the
ss Of 1876 was taken with LUNGS fol
lowed by severe cough. lost my appetite and flesh
and confined to my bed. In 1877 was admitted 70
the hospital The doctors said had hole in my lung
big as a half-doIlar At time report went around
that was dead gave up hope, but friend told me Of
DIR WILLIAM HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS
got bottle when to my surprise commenced TO fee
better and to-day see better than for three years past
I write this hoping every afflicted with Diseased
Lungs will take DIR. WILLIAM HALLS BALSAM, ano
be convinced that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED.
can positively say it has done good than all the
atber medicines have taker since nv sickness
Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Nervous Debility,
and all undue weaknesses are promptly cured by
Aliens Brain Food s pkg, for So. At druggists
and at Aliens Pharmacy 3l5 First Ave, n. \.
FOR SPECIAL RATES or advertising IN this paper,
20 he lnIl ishe of the I8
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Does not directly imperil life, it is a distressful
vexatious and resolute complaint. Patient endur-
Ance of its numerous very small watery pimples hot
and smartng, requires true fortitude. If the dis
charged matter sticks itches, and The scabs leave
underneath redeemed surface, the disease has not
departed, and Hoods SHrsupariIIa, in moderate
doses shnnld be
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

A LOVER in a neighboring town bet his
girl that he could tell what she was
thinking of. He thought she was think
ing of him, but she wasn't. She was
studying how to make over an old dress
so as to make it look new.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

The YoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Yoltaic Belts
and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty 6ays
to men Cyoung or old who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete
restoration of health and manly vigor. Ad-
dress as above.-N. B.-No risk is incurred, as
thirty DAVIS trial is allowed.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

SLEEPY.-A member of the California
Legislature was asleep when the vote was
being taken on an important bill, and, half
aroused by the call of his name, he gave
an inarticulate grunt, which the Clerk
understood and recorded as "Yea." He
slumbered on, and when he finally awoke
the news had gone over the wires to his
constituents that he had turned traitor
to the cause which he had been elected
to champion.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
FAMOUS CASE IN BOSTON.

My little four year-od girl had powerful erup-
ton on her face and head. Under her eyes it was
regular scalding red and sore, like a burn. Back of
her left ear had to shave her hair close to her
head. Five six physicians and two hospitals gave
mp her as incurable. that she might out
grow it. When it began to maturate I became
alarmed. In three weeks, with Hoods Sarsaparilla
the sores began to heal; two bottles made her eyes
IS clear ever. To-day she is as well as ann
JOHN CAREY. l64 d Street. South Rnstnn
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Messrs. Editors -
The above is a good likeness Of Mrs. Lydia E. Pink
ham, of Lynn Mass who above all other human beings
may be truthfuy called the ''Dear Friend Of Woman"
as some of her correspondents love TO call her. She
e zealously devoted to her work. which is the outcome
OF O Hfestudy, and is obliged to keep six lady
assistants to help her answerthe large correspondence
winch daily pours in upon her, each bearing its special
burden Of suffering, Joy at release from it. Her
Vegetable Compound is a medicine for good ana NOS
evil purposes. have personally investigated 1t and
am satisfied Of the truth of this
On account Of its proven merits. It IS recommended
and prescribed by the best physicians In the country
One saws; at works like a charm and saves mucn
Main 1t will cure entirely the worst form OF falling
Of the uterus, Leucorrhea, irregular and painful
wepstruation a1l Ovarian Troubles, inflammation emu
liberation Floodings all Displacemenfs and the con-
seouent spinal weakness and is ssa7ciay adapted 10
the Change Of Life"
IT permeates every portion OF the sysCem and gives
new life and vigor 1t removes faintness, atuehcy'
DESTROYS all craving for stimuants and relieves weak
ness of the stomach. 1t cures Bloating Headaohos'
Nervous Prostitution General Debility, Seeplsssness'
Depresson and Indigestion. That feeling OF bearing
down. causing pain, weight and backache, Is ol"uSs
permanently cured by its use. il Will at oi ~
under all circumstances, act IN haInlohJ "''- Wv ~
that governs the female system.
only 81 Der bottle or six for S. and Is sold BY
dr,ests ANY advice required as to special cases. ana
the names of many who have been restored 70
health nv the use Of the Vegetable Compound can be
obtained by addressing Mrs. p, with stamp for reply
Mt her home in Lynn, Mass.
For Kidney Complaint of either sex this compounds
UNSURPASSED as abundant testimonials show.
MRS Pinkham Liver Pills. says one writer arc
the best in the oorld for the cure of Constipation,
6niousucss and Torpidity Of the liver. Her biooa
urigerwors unders in its special line and bids fair
% equal the Compound in its popularity.
All must respect her as an Angel OF Mercy whose soie
,znbition is to do good to others.
philadelphia, Pc. % MIS- a. NJ u
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

The quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists.
To CORRECT an evil which already exists is not
so wise as to foresee and prevent it.-Chinese
PrOyerb.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
C,,io TrovhIes Removed-

MAUCH CHUNK, Pa, Sept. q, 1881.
Fl. H WARNER q Co.: SuS-By the use of
your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure have been
permanently cured of chronic liver trouble,
which had annoyed me for years.
GEO. F. PAINTER.
IT Is shameful for a man to be foreigner in
his own country, and a stranger to her affairs
and interests.-Min
DR.. R. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N Y: Dear Sir
[ have advised many ladies to try your
Favorite Prescription" and never see it fail
to do more than you advertise.
Yours truly, Mrs y. VI. RANKIN,
al Bates Street indianapolis, Ind.
A DoCILE disposition will, with application,
snrmount every Observation-Disclosures.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

ATTEST: 1 know John Carey. He is an honest.
good man, whose statements worthy of entire
credit. Ibelieve what he says about his childs sick
ness. CLINTON H. COOK, Milk Street, Boston,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

IF YOU are bilious, take DIR. Pierce's pheasant
Purgative Pellets" the original Little Liver
Pills" Of all druggists
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Few persons have SUFFICIENT wisdom to prefer
censure, which is useful to them, to praise,
which deceives them.-La Rochefoucauld.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

GREAT minds, like Heaven, are placed in
doing good, through the ungratefu subject of
their favors are barren in return.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

YOU'VE, middle-aged, or old men, suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses,
should send two stamps for large treatise, Civ
ing successful treatment. WORLDS DIsPEN
sARY medical. ASSOCIATION. Buffalo, n. Y.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

HOODS SARsAPARILLA gives an appetite and
imparts new life and energy to all the functions
of the BODY. Try bottle and realize it
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

HANDSOME tides are placed on satin
covered sofas, not so much as a guarantee
of good faith as to cover up the spot that
is worn through.-Puck.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

TITS a cold day when the mercury
gets Ieft-in the bulb to the thermome-
ter
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Soldby Druggists 81; six for S.. Prepared only by
C. L. HOOD ~ CO., Apothecaries. Lowell Mass
AhEest Cough BaIsum i'll the WOrId.'' Tryit
DPrce loo. +. W. KINsMAN Il Co, Augusta Maine
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

A PRIzE-FIGHTER is a man who can't
be induced to get within 100 miles of a
fighting grOund.-BOstO11 Post.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

THERE are people malicious enough to
say that the rest which Jay Gould wants
is the rest OF the railroads.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
rop rrsnrps1. r,Cn1arsr1oN dnnression of snir.

ACTION may not always bring happiness, but
there is no happiness, without action-Beacons
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Infallible tasteless harmless, cathartic; for fe-
verishness, restlessness, worms, constipation. Csc
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

AN Erie woman has robbed hair
store. Like pistol she went off with a
bang.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01
On Thirty DnYs, TrinL.

Be COURAGEOUS and undetermined; our own
heart. and not other mems opinions OF us,
forms our true hOnOr.-Schiller.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

NOTHING is uglier than crooked boots.
Straighten them with Lyons Heel Stitfeners.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression of spir-
it's and general debility, in their various forms;
also as preventive against fever and ague and
other intermittent levers, the 'Ferro-Phosphor-
ated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Casweu,
Hazard & Co., New York. and sold by all Drug
gists, is the best tonic; and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness. it has no equal
WHosoEvER LENDS greedy ear to a SANDER
GUS report is either himself Of a radically bad
disposition or mere child in sense.-Menander.
GEN'L HAwLEY highly endorses Bayberry Gl3j-
ce1ine Soap made by the Clinton Mfg Co. tits
said to be the finest soap for the skin in the world
As CEREMONY is the invention of wise men
to keep fools at a distance. so good-breeding is
an expedient to make fools and wise men
steele
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants, bed
bugs, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists.
ALL the scholastic scaffolding falls as a
ruined edifce before one single word-faith. =
NaDOleOn
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

A DOCILE disposition will, with Applicant
every NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

Branch Covington was tried yesterday
and acquitted of having slandered A. c.
Chaplin, a prominent Austin lawyer.
Chaplin enjoys the reputation of being
tricky, hence the jury did not hesitate to
acquit Covington, who had merel y stated
that lawyer Chaplin was a scoundrel.
Quite an amusing incident occurred dur
ing the trial. One Of the witnesses, who
was being cross-examined by Chaplin,
himself, was asked if he heard Coving-
ton say that he, lawyer Chaplin, was
scoundrel.
al did hear him say to crowd OF ten
or fifteen persons that you are seoun-
dreI, and he offered to prove 1t.
What did you say ?"
81 said, and all the rest Of us said,
that he need not prove it, as we all knew
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-03-01

RR. &c. VESTS NERYE& BRAIN TREATMENT,
~ guaranteed specific for Hystera, Dizziness, Con,
WILSON'S Fits. Nervous Neuralgia. Headache Nervous
Prostitution caused by the of alcohol or Tobacco
WakCfulHeSs NJ utal Depression, SOttening of the
Brain resulting in Insanity and leading to misery de
cay and DEATH Premature old Age, Barrenness, Loss
of Power in either Each box contains one months
treatment. Oucdollar box six boxes for So sent
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for six boxes, accompanied with So. we VIII send the
pUrc written guarantee to refund the money
If the treatment docs not effect Guarantees
issued only 10y ". +. NNSTEN, Druggist, Albany,
\ / ,K-h all ,lg-as h111ll H.. add
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-06-07
AChicagO Wolf Story.

Tribune: There was an unexpected
addition to the wolf family at Lincoln
park Friday afternoon. In cage oc-
cupied by two female wolves the female
was observed tearing the woll of her
hide and making q sort Of nest with it
beside one of the rocks in the sage.
Shortly afterward she gave birth to
some two little Oneg-the animal keep
er says three, the policeman on duty
there st the time says four. Some
little wOit-pupies were born anyhow
believed to be the first of their species
ever born Of wild animals in confne-
ment. The wildcats In the adjoining
cage displayed considerable interes
II the event, keeping up a continuous
serenade Of their neighb0rs all the
afternoon and evening. The male
wolves, though showing q Offence of
opinion on minor matters, seemed sto
have unanimously decided that the cat
concert was out of place on so serious
an occasion, the result being that cat
an0-wolf passage of arms took place
through the wire netting at intervals
OF one or two minutes until the shades
Of night had fallen. To which of the
wolves belongs the honor of paternity
is an unsettled question, as each took
s. turn In playing the tender-solictude-
fOr-the-mOther-racket. and each tried
TO Out-hOwl the other III demonstrating
with the cats. Yesterday morning the
little ones had mysteriously disappear
ed. Where they had gone was ppz-
zle until the night policeman was in
tervieWed, WheIi he explained the mat
ter by nonchal&ntly remarking that
the mother had ate them. Got hun
cry during the night, maybe? No, not
exactly that; wild animals when pen
ned up usually eat their young. SINH
lar to fox, as there was no ground
soft enough IN the den to burroW a
nest IN, the mother decided not to
waste their young lives on the bare
surface of cold and cheerless world.
Ate the whole four? Yes, 'the whole
darn lot" Some time ago number
Of foxes were kept in cage adjoining
these three wolves, and one night 8
hole was broken IN the partition wires
and the foxes got into the wolves den.
Next morning the foxes had disappear
ed-stumps of tails and things were
found around, but the den that had
known them once know them no more
forever. The little wolves have gone
to look for the foxes.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-06-07
Lincoln and the Quakeress.

During the war Mrs. Gurney, an EN-.
lnent Quakeress, sought an interview
with Mr.. Lincoln IN order to animate
his spirit by exhortation and prayer.
One rainy Sunday morning she, in
company with three friends, saw the
President in his private room at the
White House. In 81 short address she
assured him Of the sympathy which
she and the friends felt for the burden
bearing Executive. She then knelt in
fervent prayer for him and the coun-
try. AS Mrs. Quincy was leaving, the
President took her hand, and holding it
for few minutes in silence, said: "I
am glad of this interview. In the very
responsible situation in which I SIN
placed, as an humble instrument in the
hands of my Heavenly Father, I have
desired that all my words and actions
may be IN accordance with His will
but il, after endeavoring to do my best,
with the light which He affords me,
find my efforts fail, then [ must believe
that for some purpose unknown to me,
He wills it otherwise. If { had had
my way this war would never have
been, but nevertheless it came. IF [
had had my way the war would have
ended before this, but nevertheless it
still continues. We must conclude
that he permits it for some wise pur-
pose, though we may not be able to
comprehend it. For we cannot but
believe that He who made the world
still governs it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-06-07

Pittsburg and Ft. Wayne r. B., and
another, Charles P, is an engineer on
the same road. Since the death of the
second wife a correspondence was
instituted between the former wife and
Mr.. Hepburn, which finally resulted
in her coming TO this city on Friday
last, accompanied by Messrs. James
2, and Charles 2. Hepburn, and her
grandson Cornelius-son of Mr.. James
?. Hepburn-a bright lad of ten
years. The sequel is the wedding Of
Sunday night. Two hearts, that in 1S4O
beat SIS one, after 8 married life of tWen-
tyfOur years and subsequent separa-
ton Of nineteen years, are again re-
united. May we not hope that their
last days may be their best days, and
that joy and peace and happiness may
be the RS until the close Of life. Mr..
Hepburn is well known to some of our
citizens as an industrious, upright and
honorable man who has had charge of
the farm of the (. S. & Co. Company
at Prairie Farm, Barron county, Wis
consin, for the past seven years. The
new married couple left for Prairie
Farm on Monday last. Many will re-
member the death of Mrs. Hepburn
which occurred at the residence of
Capt. Tainter, IN this city, In 1881.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-06-07

Old delusions fade away and new
ones arise, and enough new ones are
coming up all the time to keep some
one busy In the effort to dispef them.
We were among those who were mis-
led by the statement that the liver of
an oyster contains chemical ferment
which assists in the digestion of the
whole oyster when eaten raw. We
thought it 8 happy discovery and pro-
badly true, but DR.. G. s. Dana, of this
city, took the liberty to doubt and test,
and he has found that this self diges-
tive power Of the oyster is all delu-
sion-the idea that ale or beer with
oysters aids in puivarizing, softening
or digesting them, as q ma tier of fact
he finds that an oyster dropped into
beer becomes harder. We are, how
ever still permitted to cherish the no
tioa that oysets are nutritious and east
ly digested, whether raw, stewed or
roasted.-Dr. Foots Health Monthly.