Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1883-09-29
THE JOKER'S BUDGET.
WHAT WE FIND IN ri nCNOHOt-
rAPEIiS.
REFORE TIE FOURTH.

BEFORE THE oUETH.
The Fourth Of July decorations on
Kcarnev street have struck terror TO the
British heart, and the short coated
Young men Of California and Sansome
streets will strike for the hills to-morrow.
Two Of these young gentlemen, evidently
recent consiguments, met over their ale
and cheese in a resort popular with the
gentry of their class to-day, and the fol-
lowing conversation was overheard:
81 say. James, We ave a ollday to-
morrow
Eyes; and isn't that what they ca!!
bully in this blarsted country? But
what's tho bloody thing all about?
'''Pon me word, James, III m nor sure
about the thing, bat it's either III com
mcmoration OF the finding Cf the bloody
country or the time we gave item Their
liberty"
..NVhat will we do with the day, AL
fred -
well, James, I've 'arf made up me
mind to 90 shooting"
"a capital idea. me hoy. I'll 60 with
If You'll ~it" me"
Come along. old laG. I'm going to
San Rafael. I've card there's capital
sport over there"
''Wha is the gamer
.Well. I'm sure, I don't know, YOU
know. whether the mammals belong to
the buffalo or bcar families, but I'm
told they're large and enc Mos
uultDcs | believe they call t EN-, bnt
,ncse h'Amcricans have such queer
names for things, You kuow."-.San
Lraucisco Post.
N SECTIONS.
The Secretary of the Limc-kiln Clul,
pickcd up Il communication from Jones
Cross Roads, Maryland, and read a.
follows:
HoSoRED SlR-The oscillations Of Tho
transatlantic affairs and the Hypothetical
"oncordmcnacing Vaccinations Of the
imperial Teutonicdynasty agglomcratco
with a rumorcd coalescence with Italy
against the Gallo Republic, renders il
an unfortunate obligation that a gradua.
ted progression be made by all the pc.
litlcal and literary aggregatlons OF this
unparalleled commonwealth toward
maintaining that state of unintimidated
uniutimidation which has eve beer
possessed by onr unsurpassed country
and must be possessed to sempitcrnity.
!lcrtfOrp-'
Secretary, how much mo- am dar' tC
dat communicashun? interrupted th'
the President.
Five ages ah.'
.'Dcn put dc res Of il on dc table an
hold it down wild q brick. We will take
II III seckshuns, one seckshun at q meet
ing"
BETTER BE A LAWYER.
rs it true that the ease of Zabriski
AGAINST Van Ripper is scttled?' asked
reporter of Lawyer l.. NJ. Ward, of Pat
crson, \. J. This case has been in tn,
courts for a long time.
Yes replied Mr.. Ward, "tle chs
is settled
And it is said, Mr.. Ward, that Vol
have come into possession of tn,
farm"
That's So" replied Mr.. Ward, laugh
ing, I've got the farm, and Garry Acker
son. Of H~ackensack. the lawyer on tn
other side, has got all the money. | &c
Il mortgage on the farm, and then I pal
the balance and became the owne,
The money I paid went to Ackerson! =
And what have the two farmers go,
Mr.. Warda'
Nothing. When we began the cas-
there were two wcll-oH farmers and tw
poor lawyers. Now there are two poo
farmers and two well-off lawyers"
A Charge.
At the first assault upon Vickshurt
says NJ. Quad, a captain in the Illino
regiment whose company number,
NlMlt sixty mon WIS llntcrminnl