Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-10-04
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u6iA Win WY lace: TWAS ever
thus in childhood - sour. "-Somerpills
Journal.
One thousand dollars Ia gold weighs
four pounds. Tha. is why so many
newspaper men are round -shouldered.-
Chicago Telegram.
What do you think of Fielding 7" she
asked young Mr.. Tawmus. "Oh, it's
important, Of course, but it won't avail
anything without good battingf"-Boston
Post.
When Fogg WAS asked regarding the
latest additions to the English language,
he said he would ask his wife. She
always had the last word.-Bo,ton Tran
script.
He'll Hole Swamp is the name of place
in South Carolina, and. every time
stranger stops at railway restaurant in
that State he thinks he's in that place.
Boston Post.
A Vermont man, who WAS notorious
| drunkard, lived to the age Of 9S years,
to the intense aggrsvAtion of the
temperance exhortsrs of the town.
Boston Post. ...
Dio Lewis says "Ametioans should 90
to bed at 8 and get up at g." And yet
we've known Dio to keep Americans up
till after 10 o'clock to hear him lecture.
| Hortford Post.
Gan mental growth" says the Pitts
burg Leader, 'implies q change of mind"
For an exposition Of rapid mental growth,
make woman the object OF observation.
-LopeA Citizen.
| 1t is said that ten millions have been
spent on flats in New York this year.
This probably includes what Mrs. Lang
try and Oscar Wilde took away.-Boaon
Commercial Bulletin.
An exchange has an article entitled "a
Half Hour With the Fathers" That's
what the rising generation needs, and it
should be out in the back shed and 81
minutes long. Huntington Free Press.
Mamma" said Harry, "what's the
difference between goose and geese ~
"why, don't you know :" said 4 year
Annie. some geese is goose, and whole
lot Of gooses is geese. "-Eimira Advertiser.
| A celebrated organist slipped off his
bench recently while playing a Bach
fue ne as q postlude. He was Immediately
expelled from the church as a Bach.
slider, and ia now fugue-itive.- Musica
Herald.
"Mamms, you should avoid extremes, ,
remarked a philosophic boy when hii
mother boxed his jaws. Every we'll
my son, l shall strike happy medium,
and she laid him across her knee
Merchant Traveller.
A California paper asserts that when ,
Lake county man wants mineral water h,
puts soap, butter and old tin cans int,
his we'll, and the liquid soon tastes bai
enough to 60 1000 miles for.-Nep Yorl
Commercial Advernfer.
cleveland has young lady who ha
had a bullet in her head for thre
weeks" That's nothing. Some society
young ladies, who are fond of dancing
have their "hsads full of balls" all win
t .-Norristoon Herald.
4 big Yankee from Maine, on payinl
his bill in restaurant, was told that tn
9 sum put down didn't include the waiter
b "Wall," he roared, 81 didn't eat tn
i waiter, did ?" He looked as il he could
though, and there was no further disous
a sion.
q How peaceful Is the night!
!. The moon pours love and light
Ger all the scene;
The house dog glares askance.
l. With shred of lovers pants
His teeth between.
d Huntington Free Presf
81 On the return Of the Cottage Hill fsl
ing party the high-school girl remsrke
10 to her mother snow prepare for pisci
ID torial exaggeratlons." Eyes," reptile
lie the old lady, ~ made Bridget bring
q. the clothes an hour ago, for thought
NJ looked like rain. "-Ol City Derrick.
ID This Ia curious advertisement in
/, London paper: ga lady wishes to recon
8. mend another lady who, through no fau
a. of her own has become in distressed ci
10 cumstances, thinking that il one thol
~ sand benevolent persons were each
ar subscribe elo it would place her again
mo- afHuent circumstances"
he "I'm afraid that she won't come
said an insignitlcant-looking little m,
who was awaiting the arrival OF his wi
with party Of friends at the railroi
station. But she did come, and it W
i'll quite evident that the little man W
lat more afraid than II his robust wife h,
he not come Yonkers States IAN.
ur When Adam from his sleep awoke,
or radient creature met his eyes,
- Whose beauty on his vision broke
W As breaks the morn meath tropic skies.
1913 With wonder Adam stood transit xed-
to Another day had just begun
a, She crossed his vision Just betwixt
10 The dawn and rising of the sun.
at "'Tls Morn" said he, ''in human guse
,m Fair Morn, my homage pray receive .
H. The vision blushed, cast down her eyes,
ne And said, Il am not Morn, but Eye.n
he -BostOn Traveller
100 Young George Vanderbilt, fourth son
10 the millionaire, wants to be newspsI
ms reporter. There 1t crops out again /; I
| IA II -
3 a for gold, the Unsuitable search for weslt
lite the passion for amassing millions by
we easiest and quickest methods, and rea,
nd ing fabulous competence by the short,
I'm ways. It's a family DISTRIBUTING,
in Hawkeye.
.he "You are charged with oarryi
Gre e whisky away from an Illicit distillery
,h said the United States Judge to I'm
'eo silas. "Whst have you to say to I
70 chargef" 81 isn't guilty, sab. did
II carry it away" "You had some, then
's'' "Yes, sab, had some" "What did )
!or, do with it 2" "Well, sab, all dat /
nss wuz inside OBJ me, an had so much
couldn't carry it away, so Jess sta,
dsr. "-Arkansaw Traveller.
Salubrious.-Mr and Mrs. Tremler
a. their charming seaside resort" hav
chat with affable tradesman in the o
anu skirts)-"We've not visited Drainbr
on before, but it seems nice place" Mo
n mental tombstone cutter-"0h, y
pu' very nice. Not much trade in gene
go way, but fust rate for our busin,
WI Alweys ave our lands full. Seen
,n III cemetery :" &c, The IT'S deosmI
~ London Punch.
ade tall, stylish-looking woman, lead
eral greyhound, passed the balcony c
srv. Saratoga hotel on which two gentleI
mar were standing. "What a beaut
ted creature |" exclaimed one OF them il
AT voice that proved loud enough for
rms lady to hear. Turning very red,
tiole glanced angrily at the speaker and So
are "You have no right to insult me, 81
lent EXCUSE me, madame" he replied, 4"
em. you tlstter yourself | WAS alludin
/ as your dog. "-Brooktyn Eagle.
ken. He was q graduate of Harvard, win,
the OF 'S3, and had just had the refuss
the managing editor's chair on
York daily-msnaging editor was Sit
the in it himself and declined to get OF
just and had returned from an ocean voy
Post to Nantucket, round trip, so cents.
sists pondered over the dictionary a long, /
the time, and at last closed 1t with deci
lade slam. "Nsw word" he said, with
usly cir OF one having authority, "new VIC
h | must look it up" "What ia 1
or asked his father. "Lsbbored,"
and young man replied "labbored he
the it on the boat half dozen times. TT
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