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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
LINCOLN READS A POEM.
Honest Old Abe Entertains his Csbi.
net with a Little Quotation.

Honest Old Abe Entertains his Csbi-
net with Little Quotation.
"Now, gentlemen, you all have
more or less poetry in your souls; listen
to this,n and Abraham Lincoln, then
president, rose from his chair, i'm his
office in the White House, and read,
in trembling tones, which indicated
his own profound appreciation of it,
DIR. o. w. Holmes Last Leaf,n OF
which the following are two verses:
ssThey say that in his prime,
Ere the pruning knife Of time
Cut him down,
Not a better man was found
BY the crier In his round
Through the town.
Now the messy marbles rest
On the lips that he had pressed
In their bloom;
Aud the name he loved to hear
Have been carved for many a year
On the tomb.'
Mr. Michael Guilioyle, Of Binghampton, y
Y, is not a old as the venerable Boston citi-
pathos. yet he is more than three score and ten
For the past eight of those years, ~ he writes,
Il have been perfect cripple from rhcuma'
tism, hubbling about as hest could with my
cane. took Parker's Ginger Tonic, and an
now supple and strong as gymnast. There il
no trace of the disease left about me-
Mr.. W. X. Mosher, wholesale druggist, o
Binghampton. writes Messrs. Hiscock 4 Co.
of New Y0rk-Proprietors Of the 1onic-certi.
fying to Mr.. Guilfoyle's declaration.
Having all the properties of any preparation
of ginger, Parker's Ginger Tonic Is remedy
of Infinitely gre tier range and power. 1t cure:
all diseases arising from an impure state of the
blood or imperfect digestion. Dyspepsia (a"t
all 1t cnnseguences), Malarial FeEers, sick
Headache, Kidney troubles, Bronchitis, and
common Coughs and Colds, vanish at II.
touch. Price, 81 cents and 81 a bottle. Larger
size the cheaper.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

A COUGH, COLD on SORE THROAT should
be stopped. Neglect frequently results in an
IScrRABLE LUNG DISEASE OR CONSUMPTION
BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES do not
disorder the stomach like cough syrups and bal
sans, but act directly on the inflamed parts,
give relief in ASTHMA, BRoScuITIs, CouGns,
CATAgRH, and the THROAT TROUBLES which
SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERs are subject to.
For thirty years Browns Bronchial Troches
have been recommended by physicians, and
have always given perfect satisfaction. Having
beetn ested by wide aud constant use for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained WELL
merited rank among the few staple remedies OF
the age. Sold at % cents box everywhere.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
Mothers +! Mothers :! Mothers

Aae you disturbed at night and broken of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with the
excruciating pain OF cutting teeth II so go at
once and geta bottle of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup. II will relieve the poor little sufferer
iately-depend upon III there is no mistake
aboutlt. There is not mother on earth who has
ererused it, whowill not tell you at once that il
will regulate the bowels, and give rest TO the
mother, and relief and health to the child, opera
ting like magic, Ii is perfectly safe to use in all
cases, and pleasant TO the taste, and is the pre-
seription Of one of the oldest and 0est female
physicians and nurses In the United States. Sold
~ cents v hottie.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
KEEPING THE BOILERS HEATED

Under this head, an exchange says:
A reporter dropped into our largest re-
tail establishment recently. You
have Il great rush of business" re-
marked the reporter. EYES," replied
the proprietor, partly because it is
holiday season, but mainly Oh account
ofadvertising."
"How can you tell whether adver-
Using pays?"
/ can tell that advertising pays by
stopping it. I've tried it. Trade
drops; the tide of purchasers flow
some other way"
Suppose you should give up adver-
tising?"
81 should have big pile of money,
but should. lose a bigger pile. You
must keep the boilers heated if you
want steam. If You bank your fires
too long, it takes time to start up.
Advertising is the steam that keeps
business moving. I've studied the
matter"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
How to Win a Recreant Lover.

CLAUDIA.-N No, Claudia, we cannot
recommend any sure way Of winning
back your recreant lover unless you
confide to us the secret of your separa-
ton. You intimate that he was about
to propose marriage, but there you
stop. Tell us all. Perhaps the sight
of those horrld pimples on your face
dishartened him. If so all is not yet
lost for Swayne's Ointment for skin
diseases will speedily restore your
beauty and with it your lost lover.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
A VeXed Clergyman.

Even the patience of Job would be-
come vexed were he preacher and en-
deavoring to interest his audience
while they were keepingup an inces-
SAINT coughing, making it impossible
for him to be heard. Yet how easy
can all this be avoided by simply
using DIR. Kings New Discovery for
consumption, coughs and colds. Trial
bottles given away at w. ]. Evans
drug store.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

"Do you know Bill Simpkins?''
asked one legislator of another, as they
met i'm an Austin bar-roOm.
"Know him? / should say did
He tried to take my life when l lived
i'm New Orleans"
"Did he try to shoot you?"
ale made worse attempt on my
life than that. was editing a paper
and hadn't eaten anything for week.
was nearly starved TO death. | asked
him for a quarter to get something to
eat. He ought to have been arrested
for attemting to deprive prominent
journalist of his life.-Teras Stftings.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

A gentleman who had been in Chi
cago only three days, but who had
been paying attention to a prominent
Chicago belle, wanted to propose, but
was afraid he would be thought too
hasty. He delicately preached the
subject as follows: If were to speak
to you of marriage, after having only
made your acquaintance three days
ago, what would you say to it,"
"Well, should say, never put off till
tomorrow that which you should
have done day before yesterday"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

A marriage ceremony came to an
abrupt stop and ludicrous termination
the other day in Atlanta, Ga. A
prominent clergyman of that city hav-
ing consented to unite colored couple,
had just asked the solemn question,
"Wilt thou take this woman? ' ETC.,
when an old flame of the bridegroom
poked her head into the room and said:
Henry, I just dare'you to say yes"
Henry sank into the nearest chair
without word, and the company
thoughtfully withdrew.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

A little girl, some three or four
years old, had been corrected by her
mother somewhat severely. In the
same family was another little girl OF
three and one-half years, staying tenn
porarily, whose mothor was not liv-
ing. AS soon as the two were alone
this latter one expressed her sympa-
thy for the culprit as follows: Use
sorry for 100. My mamma is in
Heaven. DOn'tyou wish yours was ?''
Chicago Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
Bucklen,s Arnica salve.

world. Warranted to speedily cure
burns, bruises. cuts, ulcers, salt rheum,
fever sores, cancers, piles, chilblains,
corns, letter, chapped hands, and all
skin eruptions, guaranteed to cure in
every instance, or money refunded.
% cents per box. For sale by w. j.
Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Il o mPeL no more.
hoped that seal was set upon the past,
hoped that yoy and had looked our last.
I'LL life was Ger.
Not, oh, my friend,
That you can stir one quiet pulse OF mine;
No word can ever join the broken line,
Time traced ''the end"
Can bid your heart one instant faster beat;
No fair old folly blind youth found so sweet,
Such power can claim.
Passed a. the morning mist will roll away,
" hen on its fairy veil Of sweeping gray,
Full sunlight CLEAN.
But in its reign,
Idle although it was, and false, and brief,
Came many au idle hour Of baselcss grief,
Came many pain.
Its charm has fed
But round IL hangs the memory OF its woe,
Earring the sweet notes of the long ago,
Toheart and head.
Therefore, say,
I faip hal left unturned the silly page.
fain had left untouched the dust OF ago,
To gather gray,
And thick, and fast,
Upon the coffin of the faded flowers,
We plucked aud flung away, In those wild
Whose spell has passed.
In calm content,
Blest in our sohered joys, apart we stand.
i want no spectre from the shallow land,
OF fancies spent.
And so say,
Smooth be your path, your sky from cloudlet
But let Iife's river roll 'twixt you and me,
Fen as to-day
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

The future mission of the Republi-
can organization Is to be party of
protection.
1t is to protect the innocent and
weak from the wiles and cruelty of
dramsellers.
1t is to protect the masses from the
greed of grasping monopolists.
1t is to protect American working
men from the competition with the
pauper labor of Europe and Asia.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
A Blessing TO Mankind.

In these times when our newspapers
are flooded with patent medicine adj
vertisements, it is gratifying to know
cure you. If you are bilious, blood
out of order, liver inactive, or general
~ debilitated, there is nothing in the
world that will cure you so quickly as
Electric Bitters. They are a blessing
to all mankind, and can be had for
fifty cents bottle of w. J. Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

There is man who has moved so
often that whenever a covered wagon
comes near his home his chickens all
fail on their backs and cross their legs,
ready to be carried to the next stop
ping-place
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

For dyspepsia and liver complaint,
you have printed guarantee on every
bottle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never
fails to cure. For sale by r. b.
Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
100000 Comics.
Ho'OO0
The following are the lending fnatnria.

The following are the leading features:
A new novel by W. u. Howeils, to sucoeSd
this authors Modern fnstauc. - Ii will Re
IN International story, entitled "a Sea
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Life in the thirteen coI0uies. by Edward Ep-
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A novel Of mining life, by Mary HallocA
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Are you made miserable by indiges-
ton, constipation, dizziness, loss Of APP
petite, yellow skin? Shiloh's Vitali-
ger is a positive cure. For sale by r..
u. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

The Rev. Geo. H. Thayer, of Bour-
bon, Indiana, says: "Both myself and
wife owe our lives to Shiloh's Con-
sumption Cure. For sale by r. b.
Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Make yourself healthy and strong.
Make life happy by using Browns
Iron Bitters.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Why will you cough when Shiloh's
cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cents, % cents and S1.OO. For sale
by r. b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

ShilOh's Cure will Immediately re-
lieve Group, whooping cough, and
bronchitis: For sale by r. B.'Steven-
son.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Demand it and take no other iron
preparation except Browns Iron Bit
tiers. 1t is the best.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
SERIAL STORIES

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.. ''Dorcas;'' a story of the Early Chris-
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy-a positive
cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker
mouth. For sale by r. B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

"Hackmetack," lasting and fra
grant perfume. Price % and 80 cents.
For sale by r. b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
Special Illustrated Articles,

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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

A Nasal Injector free with each bot
tie of Shiloh's Catarrh remedy. Price
so cents. For sale by r. b. Steven
son.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
NO MORE.

To meet no more.
hoped that seal was set upon the past,
hoped that YOU and 1 had looked our last.
Till life was DER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
A Lady Cured Of Rheumatism.
Kidney Disease Cured.

Christiansburg, Va, 1851.
Suffering from kidney disease,
from which could get no relief, I
tried Browns Iron Bitters, which
cured me completely. A child Of
mine, recovering from scarlet fever,
had no appetite and did not seem to
be able to cat at all Igave him Iron
Bitters with the happiest results.
]. KYLE MONTAGUE
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Not, oh, my friend,
That you can stir one quiet pulse OF mine
No word can ever join the broken line,
Time traced the end.'
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
ESiscellaneors

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the twelve number Of the past year. unbound
$500. \ subscription and the twelve back
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

NOT that my naIne
Can bid your heart one instant faster beat;
No fair old folly blind youth found so sweet,
Such power can claim.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

f'When you go east to visit yonr wffs's
relations" don't fail to procure your Tick as
by this Route and avail yourself ofthe uHequsl
ed advantages 1t offers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09
STRONG
EACTS/

A great many people are asking
what particular troubles Browns
IRON BITTKRs is good for.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-02-09

Its wonderful curative power is
simply because it purihes and en-
riches the blood, thus beginning at
the foundation, and by building up
the system, dives out all disease.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-11-17
the mountain side, deer, el. and NOUN
tain she, J. ubound in great numbeis
NADCAp RIVER.

the mountain side, deer, els and ,nouA-
tain sh,.p aboupd in great numbers.
NADcAp RIVER
At the foot Of the lake is level grnssy
valley, two miles wide and three long
through which flows Madcup river, III,
outlet tn the lake, and hack of it ,ist
the hills. which a, this Point are not sh-
rnpt, hy gently rounded ridge. un!i'
finally lost in the gltt,ring banks al
rt"rnrl snow that c"p the Cascades.
Madcap RIVER co,s not deserve is nruo
as it wanders slowly through the grnss
plain NJ the foot OF toe lake, but whrn
/, hears the Columbia it begins t" rrRr ns
it eddies around huge powders and leaps
over hali-sunken logs that ohst, uct its
way in manner that prepares one fully
to accept ITS name AS highly appr"printc.
But whatever doubts may have existed as
to Why the river was designated as it WAS
vanish IN moment on nearing the
brink where it makes its final leap into
the Columbia. 1t here rushcs duwh n
pr, cip &c 400 feet high in n distance of
fifty yards. and 81 wild and Infatuated
does it become as it leaps from she'll to
shelf OF projecting rocks that it loses en-
tirvly its character, and finally, IN u cloud
OF foam, strikes on the granite bed below
and rushes tar out into the Columbia,
showing its identity for a considerable
distance 10y a streak ms blue as inligo.
Contrasting strongly with the clear water
of the Columbia
To reach the country described two
routes nre allowed the visi.or--cnr 10y
way of the Northern Pacific railroad to
Spokane Falls or Cheney, in the Territory;
the other hy way ot steamer to Priests
| RAPIDS and thence across the country by
team. AS the iatfer route n,cessitates n
drive over n very disagrreab!c and sandy
| country and has no advantage in cheap.
ness, the much more usual cnufse is Ia
travel by raii. as designated. Once 1T
Cheney or Spokane Falls. teams and in
formation Can easily lie obtained regards
! ing what soon must be one Of the n.ahy
garden spots OF Eastern Washington.
A. Z. s.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-11-17

The gentlemen who had the misfortune
the other week oi accidentally killing a
horse while hunting on Widely Island,
deny that they were hunting deer with
fire vt the time. The Lotsc. which was in
an Enclosure short time before, had toll
lowed them unobsorvcd into the woods,
and being dusk they could not distinguish
it from deer. They went4So the owner
and paid for the horse, and considered
the adverse criticism Of heir conduct un-
called for. They have captured 1870 deer
since the LIST OF August. but Claim that
only small portion Of them were killed
ON Fidalgo Island. There appears to lie
no evidence That they are violating the
law against hunting deer with fire, yet
there can 10 little doubt that such a
wholesale slaughter of these beautiful
animals must IN very few years EXTERN.
inste them entirely troin the islam e Of
tifc Puca Archipelago.