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Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02
For the SPECTATOR.
THREE WEEKS .AFTER MARRIAGE.

don't care Acknowledgment now
For any thing in life
Ny days Of fun are over now,
I'm married to wife.
I'm married TO wife. my boys.
And that's by Jove no joke!
I've eat the white of this worlds egg.
And now I've got the yolk.
I'm sick Of sending marriage cake
or eating marriage dinners.
And all the fuss that people make
With newly wed beginners;
care not for white champagne.
never cared for red
Blue coats are blue bores to me,
AndLamrick gloves or kid.
And a. for posting up and down.
1t adds to all my Ills.
At every paltry country town
I wish you saw the bills.
They knew me as q married man,
Their smirking says they do,
And charge me as the Scotch Greys charged
The French at Waterloo.
I've grown, too, quite an idle rogue.
only eat and drink;
Reading with me is not In vogue.
can't be plagued to think;
When breakfasts over begin
To wish itwere dinner-time,
And these are all the changes now.
Iwonder If this state be what
Folks call the honeymoon?
II SO, upon my word, I hope,
1t will be over soon;
For too much honey is to me
Much worse than too much salt
I'd rather read from end to end
The works Of Mr.. Gait.
Oh! when was young man
always had some plan,
To win myself loving wife,
And be a married man;
And now that am so at last,
My plans are at an end,
Iscarcely know one thing to do
My coat she will not mend.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02
SPECTATOR AND GENERAL ADvERTIsR

"You are as full of airs as music
box" is what young man said to
girl who refused to let him see her home.
"That may be- was the reply, "but /
don't go with q crank It would b.
well II the smart girls were all as partic.'
ular in the company they kept.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02

A little boy, who has been used to ree
ceiving his elder brothers. old toys and
old clothers, recently remarked: ma,
will 1 have to marry his widow when he
dies?"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02
TRAVELLERS, GUIDE.

SCHEDULE OF TRAINS ON VALLEY
y AND b. Il O. RAILROADS.
81 On and after Monday, June 18th, tho
trains on the B. d o. r. r. will leave Staunton
az foll0yrs.-
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02

The Scarlet, Cardinal Red, Old Gold,
Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Diamond Dyes
give perfect results. Any fashionable
color, 10 cents.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02

For full information, time, cards. rates, &C.,
call upon or write to-
c. E. DUDROW, q. N. MILLER,
Pass. Ag't. Ticket Ag,t, Staunton, Va.
T. G. PRINCE, W. NJ. CLEMENTS,
s. Of r. N. or T.
je20 G. z. LORD, Gen'l Pass. Agent.
SHENANDOAH VALLEY RAILROAD.
TIME TABLE-In effect December 18th, 1889.
Five Minutes Faster than
ph,,.ao,nh,. r~.J Baltimore Time.if0~
Seven Minutes Faster than
Washington I'd. c. Time.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02
CAPITAL PRIZE, $4,000.

1867 Prizes. amounting 500
Application Tor rates to clubs should be made
leans.
For further Information. write clearly, CIV
ing full address, Send orders by Express Reg
istered Letter, or Money Order, addressed only
to- M. A. DAUpHIN,
New Orleans, La.
or M. A. DAUPHIN,
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OFFICE OF OsGooDBY's IMPROVED SAFES,
II 8. Broad street,
ATLANTA, GA, Oct. 18th, 1881.
DR.. Rt5sh'S Medical Association -
DEAR DoCToRs-The three bottles of "Dr.
RuEh's Regulator ordered were received by
express last week. have taken nearly one
bottle and am thoroughly satisfied with the re-
suit. For over two years have been troubled
With sharp pain at my heart. My physician,
upon examination. pronounced 1t enlargement
OF the heart, and was unable to give me any
come convinced that could not be cured.-
While IN New York City last week. / called on
who charged me SIS for an examination and
then commended your Regulator" Know
ing you to be regular Medical Association,
and not patent medicine scheme, ordered the
three bottles. have not been troubled since
I commenced taking 1t. but shall continue and
take the entire three bottles SO as to obtain a
permanent cure. You have my sincere thanks.
] am, gentlemen, very respe ctfully.
WIN. G. OSGOODBY.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1883-01-02

The Public % reQttested careJully to notice the
net0 and enlarged Schene to De dra,0n Monthly.
81 CAPITAL PRIZE, s75,OOO. "a
Tickets only %. Shares In proportion.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
Survey Of the National Park.

Under the direction Of the secre-
tary of the interior, Lieut.. Dan. C.
Ningman, chief engineer officer, de-
part,nent of the Platte, is preparing
for a seasons work in the National
Park.
At the last session of congress tho
sum of $4,000 was appropriated
for the prosecution Of this work,
and Lieut.. Kingman, by reason of
his well known ability in his pro-
tession, was selected by Secretaries
Lincoln and Teller to superintend
the survey. For this purpose a
force of II enlisted men from Fort
Douglas, Utah, and two assistant
engineers from headqu .rters at
Omaha, Neb.. have been rent to
Beaver Canyon, Idaho, from w',ich
point the expe lition will start, The
object of the survey is to locate and
construct roads, trail AMI bridges
wherever needed in the Park.
We are %. the opinion that this
is only the beginning of series of
improvements under the direction
Of the United States government
which will in time result in max
ing this park the most pleasant as
it is now the most romantic spot on
the face Of the globe.-Ogden Pilot,
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
An Extraordinary Journey.

The friends Of W. W. Johnson of
Webster Mass, hope to welcome
him home next October from an
extraordinary journey. Mr.. Web
ster went to California three years
ago, but becoming dissatisfied with
his surroundings decided to return.
He owned beautiful young Jersey
COW. which he intended to sell be-
fore his departure, but the man
who was to buy her having tried to
cheat him, he determined in his ex-
asperation, to drive her home to
Massachusetts,. He started on June
l, 1882, with a horse and wagon
and the COW, which he shod to pro-
tect her feet. At Og len he hal to
stop for some important papers, but
they were delayed 80 long that he
.lpcided to 60 into winter quarters
there. On the 18th Of last May he
started again, and on August 2 he
arrived in DesMoines. He is in ex-
cellent health and spirits, and the
COW is in perfect condition, but the
horse is little the worse for wear.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
A Cure for SMALLPOX.

l herewith append recipe, a
Paris physician says, which has
been used to his knowledge in hun
lreds of cases. 1t will prevent or
cure the smallpox though the pit
tings are filling. When Jenner dis
covered cowpox in England, the
world of science hurled an avalanche
of fame upon his head, but when
the most scientific school of medi-
cine in the world-that Of Paris
published the recipe Of q panacea
for smallpox, it passed unheeded.
1t is rs unfailing as fate, and con-
quers in every instance, 1t is harm
less when taken by well person.
1t also cures scarlet fever. Here is
the recipe as have used it, and
cured my children of scarlet fever;
here it is as l have used it to cure
smallpox; when leading physicians
said the patient must die, it cured.
Sulphate of zinc, one grain; foxglove,
(digitalis), one grain; half 9 tea
spoonful of sugar; mix with two
tablespoonful OF water. When
thoroughly mixed, add four ounces
of water. Take q spoonful every
hour. Either disease will disap-
pear in twelve hours. For a child,
smaller doses, according to age. II
counties would compel their ply
sicians to use this, there would be
no use Of pest-houses. If you value
advice AMI experience, use this for
that terrible disease.-Halls Jour.
pal Of Health.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
A Buggy With But One Wheel.

A reporter yesterday investigated
the ''Chicago Single Wheel Buggy
company" whose Incorporation,
with capital of s1,sOO,OOO, was
telegraphed from Springfield. He
found Mr. Fred Binder, one of the
incorporators, to be the smiling
dispenser Of amber lager beer in an
Adams street saloon, and through
him became acquainted with Mr..
VIM. Vogel, the inveator Of the
single wheel buggy. Both gentle
men admitted that they were inter
ested in the $1.S00,OOO enterprise,
and did not deny that they expect
e | to make mountains Of money
with Mr.. Vogel's invention. The
latter consists of q wheel which
will be attached to a horse by means
Of pair of buggy shafts, and
which will carry at the other a
buggy seat. The inventor claims
that by means of his new contri,
vance absolute safety in driving Ii
secured, as the wheel can only til
or turn over in case the horse does
the same thing. Besides, he claims
that his new vehicle can get any
where where a horse can get, anc
that the morse can make greater
speei in this contrivance than II
any sulky Of the old pattern. Mr.
Vrgel expects to take drive
through the streets of Chicago OF
his single-wheel buggy next Satur
day-[Chicago Tribune.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
We learn from Surveyor General

We learn from Surveyor General
Harris, who has just returned from
that section, that the survey of all
the bottom Ian Is on both sides Of
the Yellowstone river, from Glen
live to the boundary of. the Fort
Buford military reservation Will be
complete |, including the subdivi-
sion of the agricultural townships,
by the close of the present month.
Surveys are now in progress on the
north side of the Yellowstone river
from Billings west about so miles,
or nearly to the new town Of Dornix
an will be completed this season.
There are number Of other sur.
seys in various parts of the terri.
tory, the completion of which will
be reported as they are finished
Helena Herald.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
he Maid Of tho Miss F amous r eat.

he Maid Of tho Miss Famou r eat
A short sketch Of the memorable
rip of the Maid Of the Mist, on
which were the only persons who
yer went through the whirlpool
apiis and the whirlpool itself and
anne out alive will be of interest.
rhe boat which made this trip was
,uilt in 1854. For while she took
,assensers from the American an !
'anadian shores, and ran up very
lose to the foot of the falls. OWN .
) some change in her appointments
which confined her to the Canadian
'hore for the reception of passengers
he became Improbable. Her own
+, wishing to leave the place, decid-
Il to sell her, and he received an
,ifer Of little more than half her
ost if he would deliver her at Nj
,sara opposite the fort. Joel r.
johnson, hal acted as captain
nd pilot on her trips un ler the
alls. Mr.. Robinson consented t.
. act rs pilot for the fearful voy-
rge, AMI the engineer, Mr. Jones,
| gree to 90 with him. A machin-
It, Mr. Mcintyre, volunteered to
mare the risk with them. The
'oat was put in complete trim, all
'uperhuous articles being removed
rom the deck and hold. Notice
vas given of the time for starting,
N a large crowd assembled to see
he fearful plunge, no one expecting
> see either boat or crew again
,lter they should leave the dock,
"hich was just above the suspen-
sion bridge.
About 2 o'clock in the afternoon
# jane 10, 1861, the engineer took
lis place in the hold, and knowing
nat their fitting trip would be
short at the longest, set his steanj
:alve at the proper guage and wait.
Il the tinkliny signal that should
art them on their flying voyage,
Robinson took his place at the
fheel AMI gave the sta ting signal
With shrek from her whistle and
! white puff from the escape pipe
he boat ran up the eddy a distance
like an arrow into the rapid under
he bridge. She took the outside
curve of the rapid, anl when
shird of the way down it, a jet o
water struck against her rudler, &
.olumn dashed up under her star
Doarl side, keelel her over carrie
lway her snokestack, started he
,verhang on that side, threw Rob
insonton his back, and threw Mcln
tyre against her starboard wheel
louse with such force as to breal
it through. Every looker-ol
orea,hed freer as she emerged
shook her wounded sides, slid int
the whirlpool, and for a m 'nen
ro lie again on her even keel. Thence
after receiving another drenchin!
rom the waves, she dashed OF
without further accident to tn
,uiet bosom of the river below
Lewiston. The boat was seventy
two feet long, with :eventeen fee
breadth of beam, eight feet deptl
Of holl, an carried an engine o
100 horsepower.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25

as he fell. Two such disasters hap
pening to two of the most famous
of their calling, may well make the
Mexican bull fighters thoughtful,
though perhaps the tragedies will
increase the appetite of the public
Tor the sport.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25

This is certainly a bad year for
bull fighters, at least in Mexico.
On the 18th Of July. at (1uaymas,
Fernando Lopez, the favorite tore
dor, after being greeted by thunders
of applause and the waving of thou
sands Of hankerchiefs, was gored
and tramped to death in the arena.
before the eyes Of vast multitude;
and now ON Sunday last in the en-
viruns of the City OF Mexico, the
famous Felicitos Mejia was mortally
wounded by being tossed into the
cir b5a bl.l ALI :A.Asls ol iLs o1;as
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
The Precious Metals.
Summary of estimate Of gold and
silver product of Montana for 1882

*Exclusive Of the value Of any Of
the base metals, lead and copper, in
the bullion.
Of the above produces, 50, 550, 600
is gold, and the remainder silver.
The Billings herald. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1882-1885, 1883-08-25
Unseasonable Fruits

Apple green.
Boy same.
Eat ny seen,
Walketh lame.
Cu-'oth 1ownr.
Pain Immense.
On The fioOr,
PROSTATE, tense.
Papa cometh,
caneth boy,
Mamma runneth
For a toy.
Telephone call,
For DUtor Grew,
Doctor coyneth
+. ID. O.
Brisk "nfrica'iOn,
Urchin h0llers,
Hot application,
Fee, three dollars.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1883-10-22
THURSDAYS BIG BALL.
An Occasion on Which All Nay In
dnlge Their Appetites for q Whirl
to the Strains Of Soul.
Stirring Music.
Our substantialCitizens inFavOr
OF u Hall Holiday, 10 Give
Their Employees q Chance.

EYES stree, I'm heartily in favor Of a
half or three quarter holiday next Thurs
day to be generally observed, and think
II the matter Is agitated our merchants and
business men in general will respond with
their usual liberality, and give their EN-
ployes an opportunity Of rare days
sport, were the observations Of well
known citizen 10 a LEDeER man this
morning. "Furthermorc, I think the Bal
Masque scheme for Thursday evening a
most excellent one in every respect,
and | propose TO go myself
although ! haven't been to hops myselfior
pretty good stretch oftime, but on the
coming occasion I'm going TO take every
last member Of my family-my sister and
country cousins and city cousins. Bush
ness for the current season starts out in .
most propitious manner. and as its hardly
in season for Mardi Gras festivities we
should embrace Thursdays ball masque
rs an occasion TO turn loose the valves Of
joy and hilarity before sitting down 10
arduous business calls. I'm somewhat Of
the inside, aud know just who the projec-
tors and managers ofthe hop are, and you
can put il down in black and white that
they are gentlemen who know not the
meaning Of sthe word: fare, and are
experienced in the management Of first
class entertainments. The weather, from
the present outlook, will be just right, and
as the exposition building has been hand
somely reftted, we may safely anticipate
a scene Of fairy-like beauty and gaiety.'
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1883-10-22
COrr0N EXCHANGE MEETING
To Take Action Regarding the
Death Of Mr.. James r. Day.


The members Of the Cotton Exchange
m ct at II o'clock to-day to take action re-
garding thGr late fellow member, Mr..
james 2. Day. President c. p. Hunt
called the meeting to order and said:
ut is a melancholy and yet pleasing
duty to testify TO the world our sense Of
his worth as man, and to express 10 biz
pareRts and friends our sincere sympathy
and coincidence in their irretrievabie be
reavemsnt | think il would Do only
proper under the circumstances TO appoint
committee for the purpose named, and
will be obliged If some gentleman present
will make motion 10 that Effect The
motion was made and carried, and Presi-
dent Hunt appointed the following COM
mittee; John w. billiard, All q. luther
and General Dennis Smith.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1883-10-22
Piano and Organ Tuning.

IuHU uHW UFaUH NuuIHRs
have now engaged the services OF a
arst-clAss tuner from Boston, whom / find
superior 70 the. many have had on trial
for years. guarantee all his work. He
is equally expert in tuning organs and
does no. pretend TO tune a piano in 90
minutes. H. G. HoLLENDERG,
Practical Piano Maker and Tuner,
45 % Main street
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1883-10-22
THE CITY.
LEDGER LINES.

Sam May
Has the finest
And best underwear,
Shirts, and other things, in town.
Malaga grape Lytle & shields.
Fresh oysters at Clements.
Call at Il Beal for saddlery.
Latest French Corsets, Langes.
New buckwheat Lytle & Shields.
q. Kaiser removed to Il Beal street.
The cyercoat season has come again.
See wanted situation, Flour and Grain
Brown & Jones, coal dealers, 2s2 MAR
street.
Buy stove, Of Rspp, verdel d Co., AZ
Main street.
New firm. Rapp, yerdel & Co., Az
Main street.
Toys IN endless variety at Charles Z
Harris, S52 Main street.,
Clement So Besl. keeps the best oys-
tiers in the city try them.
Lyle d Shields new prepared buck
wheat -four Is now ready.
Choice lot wild ducks at Clements ali,
different varieties fresh fish.
a German Is 10 be given By the Tenne.
zee Club Wednesday night.
Roofing guttering and job work, Rapp
Ferdel y Co., 40 Main street
A large stock Of wood and willow war
at Charles Z. Harris, 352 Main.
Smoke Little Diamond, for 2e. A
Bergman q Wagner, IS Main.
The wedding bells commence ringinl
on wednesday next al lively rate.
The pools we're quite literally patron
lied to-day at the Peabody vestibule.
Buy heating stoves Of A. Kohlbry 4
Co., 30 Main street. Cheapest place 4
the city.
Landon c. Haynes died at Jackson
Tenn on the lZih instant, sged thirty
four years.
/ The Chicago Ideal Opera Compah,
are 10 present 'Iolanthef At Helena 70
morrow night.
/ The rains Of last week checked co,toI
picking, but It does not hold shipment
back in the least.
The city > crowded with strangers An,
the prospects indicate a big limo anon
the race people
The races kansas City railroad an
Sam May fine stock Of mems furnishin
goods are the topics Of the day.
Kansas City beef, choice and fnt vii
hereafter be found at Victor d. Fuch
market, 00and a jefferson street.
The removal ofthe LEDGER Office VI,
completed on yesterday, and the first isgu
Of The paper goes out from the new Office
No.li Union street this afternoon.
The Keene dramatic troupe srrive
here about 6o'clock last evening fror
Nashville and Richard III will BE pr,
ssnted at the theaier here tonight
An excursion from Coyington, fort
miles up the Chesapeake, Ohio and South
western, will start Tor Louisyisville to.day
and people make the round trip for q.
Helena has received COCO bales Of cotto
70 this date and has a stock on hand q
nearly 200. The steamer Frank too
away 1860 bales a couple Of days since.
Some go bales u prize cotton are Of
exhibition At the Louisville Exposition
andsabouu2b Of the lot are from Tins city
The prizei will be awarded in about tol
days ...'-.-,. .''''
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1883-10-22
Race Items

Gen. McWhirter is here.
Red. McCarty, Of Nashville, will watch
the runners.
Eulogy is looked upon by many as one
of the winners.
Ascender is very liable to get under the
wire in the lead.
Ida Stanhope moved like a charmer
yesterday morning.
Pope Leo pulled slightly lame yester-
day after exercising.
The accommodations for trainers and
jockeys are excellent.
r. G. Pate has eight yearlings which
cost him the neat sum Of $4,000.
Between So and 100 horses are now
gathered at the race course stables.
Genial and hearty Sam EelSers was
roaming among the "studlebergs' last
evening.
George Wright and Cleaner are great
favorites-one for gift of CAB and the ohher
The colt Fl. Montgomery, by Plenipo is
not bad one. Keep a weather eye on
the animal.
One enthusiastic member of the Jockey
Club claims that a million-Or less-peo-
pie visited the track yesterday.
The tally ho coach was aired on the
streets yesterday, hauled by a four-in-
hand. Colonel Montgomery handled the
ribbons.
Those who have not already engaged
vehicle or saddle-horse from livery sta
bles will in all probability have TO use the
M. and G. excursions.
In the fourth race, in the afternoon. A
dash Of II miles, Cleaner was tho fayorite
against the field. including Apollo Mat
tie Rapture and Geo. L.
Chas. Reid g. Son Of the Farmer Farm
Tenn, and well known book-makers, are
here pra'sing the hospitality Of the people
and predicting glorious meeting.
Green Morris has had good luck with
his purchases from the Harper farm, in
Kentucky. He has three yearlings which
cost him $4,000, and they are daisies.
In the mile dash to-day, the first race
Lizzie 5. was the fayorite, with Fellow
play ID; Ascender,S Callaio, 4th; Prince.
5thi and then the field, including Gale
ron, Alceno, Aretino and Lille b. Nine
entries in all.
The Charleston railway will run trains
to the Jockey Club fair grounds, COM
mencing at $40 am. and leaving every
hour until 2:4O pm. The one-forty train Is
the best to 20 70 the races on, The trains
leave on Memphis time
A man met the telegraph messenger
Saturday morning last, while the boy was
conveying the telegraphic account Of the
results at the cost Of the race pool owners.
He offered $40 To the lad for the dispatch,
II was Indignantly refused. and the man
wrested the paper from the lad and ran
away. The messenger went back 10 the
telegraph Office in a hurry, explained Inc
situation, got duplicate Of the original
dispatch and delivered il at lis destination
with but little delay, and no harm result
ed 10 anybody, as far as heard.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1883-10-22
ROSE Elixir
The Triumph Of the Tines

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y Where's he g-Ilrttinr hHs g.
1s, se4rslsi. NtI4 ia meainEl -IllErIity
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