The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-10-06

an expense of tifteencents, to farmer and
the two loads were brought, but all this
took time, the purchaser left town and
jim is out fifteen cents. He bears 1t philo-
sopbicslly; thinks all business has its ups
and downs, and he may make half dollar
in his next deal.
Don't forget the Oyster Lunch tonight
at Good Luck saloon.
Shakespeare "Curst be he who moves
my bones" proves too much for the vandas
who wished to dig up his skull and compare
it with the busts and pictures OF the great
poet. The mayor and council of stratford-
upon Avon have sat down upon the scheme
of the learned DR.. Ingleby and the Rev.
DR.. Arbuthnot. 1t is perhaps lucky for
them that they are restrained from rushing
against the poets curse
The ticket seller Of the circus is a man
of few words. To man, woman or child
with outstretched hand, and demand for
ticket he says "Put down your money!
and to the imploring inquiry OF how much
for these childrenl "All that walks pays"
There's no time or chance for argument,
the band plays, the elephant snorts, the
tigers growl, and all is confusion except
the man who takes money Mt. V. News.
Only one thousand persons have fled
applications for csr-couping patents, so
states the commissioner ofpstents at Wash
ington. This fact leaks out from the APP
plication OF a woman in Texas to the COM
missioner to discover the whereabouts OF
| her husband who left home over three
months ago with one of these valuable in
ventions which he intended to get patent
| for in Washington. The thing was probably
too big for him and he has fell ey the way,
A tramp yesterday, anxious to shake"
Cairo, tried to beg, borrow or steal ride
across the rlver but tailed in each. He
had no money and not seeming to realize,
he was as well off on one side as the other,
mounted log and commenced working
his passage across with pole. Seeing it
was clearly matter of lite or death with
| him with the odds in favor of death, one of
the tugs steamed out, picked him up aud
landed him with a-blessing, on the shores
of Kentucky.
Fred Koehler has opened meat shop
on Sth street and has also put his sausage
factory at work and will run it to its fullest
capacity. He invites everybody to come
out aud inspect the works,-see low his
sausage is manufactured and then go home
and eat it with a good appetite. To-day al
| his meat stand on 9Th street he will have fol-
sale A No. article of fresh meats, beef
mutton, pork, sausage, etc, etc, and invite:
customers old and new to give him a call
It
The Chicago Herald fears it will great
" distress the soul of so ardent a candl
date as Governor Hamilton to end Richarc
Og,esby declaring that he is making graft
fying progress with his canvass for tb'
Guhernatorial nomination. why" ex
claims the genial Dick, "if can depend
on what hear, there will be no other can
dda,e before the convention" This now
Is what might be called rubbing 1t In. NJ
other candidate, and Hamilton workin!
tooth and nail
I "A negro convict employed in the OH
e GERS kitchen at Chester on Wednesia
= morning about 3 o'clock, escaped throug
e the sewer. He IS dark mulstto, % year
p old about feet 10 inches high, weigh
about 80 pounds, has large crooked nos
n mole on left ear and slim hands an
fingers. A reward of $50 is offered for h
Ia return. Every negro in the country an
y especially convicts, break straight tt
T. Cairo. Give this one time and he will tut
I up here.
le Lancaster g. Rice have for sale lart
t lot Of sawed cypress shingles, also b
stock of shaved cypress shingles at w.
10 per thousand. They have added to the
o business, lime, cement and hair, and W
= keep full stocks on hand. In their lumb
=. yards will be found the largest assortme
~ of flooring, ceiling, etc, ever brought
70 Cairo and they have just received several
loads Of chimney fues and sell them at t
lowest market price; they will not be L
~ dersold. II
Well acquainted; Cincinnati Enqui'
DO on Murat Halstead. "This sanderous e.
pc tor "a believing calf" "a villain"
ia' vugar liar,""a sanderer by profession
'u' 'common cur" IAN obscene, indec,
20 brute, ""acommon backguard,' "a pirat
icy "a bully" "an indecent old gossip"
worn out old man." Cincinnati Comm