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Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

as |. Precisely what effect this mania
for dogs will have upon the rising gen.
Grafton it is difficult to predict. The
dog that l saw in the stage was not a
pleasantly-odored dog, and his hair
didn't seem to be securely fastened to
his skin. The consequences was that he
was offensive to the nostrils of all that
sat near him, and when he was flung
from the stage at least $50 of his chest
nut-colored hairs flew from his back
and found lodgment on our respective
coats and trousers. A magnificent New
foundland, full-booded Siberian grey
hound, a noble mastiff, these are de-
lights to the eye and companions to the
best of men. But these are rarely seen
in New York, and we are compelled to
watch the tender affections of the female
sex expended upon the pet poodles, OF
no earthly value either as objects OF IN.
terest, Of curiosity, orworth. Children
are neglected for dogs. Women who
would never think of taking child to
walk with them absolutely love to
promenade our prominent streets car
rying in their arms these precious pets.
Miss Rose Coghlan, the popular lead
ing actress in Wallack's Theater, is Of
ten seen upon the street with two dogs,
one under each arm. Clara Morris has
all sorts of dogs, and other ladies in
that line of life are noted for canine
pets, costing all the way from fifty dol
lars to $500 each. Some of the mem
bers of our Goldfish aristocracy make
themselves peculiarly conspicuous in
the dog line, all of which can be borne
if such things must be, like the old-time
bustle the hoopskirt, the French heel,
and the maKe-believe stomach. Dogs
in the back yard, dogs upon the hearth
stone, dogs on the steps in front OF the
house, dogs on the promenade are well
enough and in certain times and places
are desirable; but these little make-be-
lieve dogs, hugged to bosoms intended
for other purposes, attended and nursed
in place of children, receiving the hon.
age, the attention, and the lavish care
which might much better be bestowed
upon animals with more brains and
fewer legs-this sort of thing is obnox-
ious and offensive to the last degree
Cor. Philadelphia Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
HOME AND FARM.

IF the COWS leak their milk when
coming home from the pasture at night,
it will probably pay to milk them three
times a lay while the pasture holds good
Chicago Journal.
The Germantown Telegraph thinks
that horses watered three times a day
morning, noon and night-will be in far
better condition for work of any kind
than if watered half dozen times, as
some people driving allow their horses
TO be.
-Whipped-cream Sauce: Whip apint
of thick, sweet cream; add the beaten
whites of two eggs; sweeten to taste;
place the pudding in the center Of the
dish and surround with sauce; or pile up
in the center and surround with nodded
blanc-mange or fruit puddings.- The
Household. Hgs o-f la1a
-Hominy Croquettes: Toa cupful OF
cold boiled hominy add a tablespoonful
of melted butter; stir well, then add
gradually cupful of milk, stirring and
MASKING the hominy until it becomes a
soft, smooth paste. Then add tea
spoonful of white sugar and a we'll
beaten egg. Roll into oval balls with
fioured hands, roll in beaten eggs. then
in bread-crumbs and fry in boiling lard.
NJ " Times. tH "a E&s Il.
Yeast for Bread or Cakes: In a
quart of boiling water stir sufficient
wheat flour to make smooth, thick
batter: while hot, stir in four ounces OF
white sugar and a teaspoonful of salt.
When cold, put in sufficient yeast, say
near a teacupful, to cause the mass to
ferment. Lay it by in covered jar for
use. Half teacupful is enough to make
two large loaves. To renew the yeast
when used up, reserve a teacupfrll. 1t
is simple and efficient fo1 raising buck
wheat cakes and bread, very light and
very white if the flour is good.-Boston
Transcript. aEtt
Pineapple prepared in this way is
delicious with ice-cream, or without it:
Crate the pineapple, after removing
every particle of the peel, or chop it,
it must be minced so fine that any one
eating it will be in doubt as to the
method of its preparation; add suffi-
cient sugar to sweeten it; let it stew
gently until it is soft. When it is pre-
pared thus it can be eaten by many who
are obliged to refuse it uncooked on ac-
count cf its producing Indigestion
N. Y. Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
/. Woman's Pin OF More Value Than
Mans Ear.

...What are you doing out there, my
triendp'' asked a pasSer-by OF man
who seemed to be looking for something
in the woods.
.,We've just had cyclone at our
house. and I'm lookin' for the relics OF
the storm.
..Did YOU lose muchp"
..Not much; my wife's brass brest-plnl
was blowed out in this here section, and
I'm lookin' fer it. Also lookln' fer
some of my property
"What did you lose?"
..Whv, you see l was blowed agin
the corner of the gate-post and my ear
was cut off. 1t bIowed over here along
with that bresst-pin, and I'd like to
find 'em both while I'm at it. My ear
want so much use now, You know, but
don't want it lyin' aroun' los Sc. ~
"You Jeemes!n shouted woman
from the road.
"Yessum."
..Have YOU found that pin?"
..Not yet. I'm lookin fer my ear.
'.Well, let yer ear alone and look fer
the pin. You've got another ear left,
but that's the only breast-pin l had.
Don't you come back here without that
pin" Cor Chicago Herald.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
Last year in the county of Middl

Last year in the county of Middle
sex, Eng, on the authority OF Par
liamentary return, no fewer than
fifty-eight deaths resulted from starva-
ton directly or indirectly. The London
Lancet says this is startling fact. OF
rather disclosure. Death from either
starvation or privation, mot merely at
our very doors, but in our very midst,
argues state of matters which is not
less humiliating than painful, The
remedy is obvious-more carefulness to
search out eases of real want. 1t is
not on the surface of the begging COM
munity these cases are found, but deep
down in the population. Real want
shrinks from notice" What IS true
there is true here Chicago Tribune
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
How to Carry Concealed Weapons. ,

A certain young man who was fined
in Cobb Superior Court the sum of forty
dollars for carrying a pistol concealed
some time thereafter had occasion to de-
liver pistol to a party in town, and, to
be on the safe side, he got a ten-foot pole
and tied the pistol to the end of the
same. He then hoisted the pole to
which dangled the pistol and started
across town. To his utter surprise he
met Judge James r. Brown, who was
considerably tickled at the precaution
act of the young man to expose fully to
view the pistol, and he remarked 5:
That is very commeidable in YOU
thought that forty dollars fine would
make you good, law-abiding citizen. !"
The young man expressed the opinion
that the mode adopted in carrying the
pistol was not quite as handy, but it was
less costly.-Marietta Ga. Journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
NO REST DAY OR NIGHT

In the fall Of 1875 my sufferings were terrible =
swollen to such proportions that feared nv i, D'
would burst. had the best medical talent
and at the worst stage ofmy illness, when 1y husn,
and many friends had given up to de ma
John Woodbury. made thorough examination III II! III
water. and pronounced my case acute kidney d,sa.-
bordering on Brights disease. and accornnarIaS
gravel, and recommended the immediate use of H..
Remedy. At this time l suffering nos tar-,,
pain in my back limbs and head and could end .
day or night for weeks, and was growing yro.,
daily until this kind physician ordered mn ~ -,
Hunts Remedy. Before taking half of ana L,I .INI !
commenced to improve, and after taking IN bo,.
was entirely cured. This was nearly eipt vrars
and have had no return of the disease fba,.' I'LL
commended Hunts Remedy to others in similar c.a.
and 1t has never failed to cure. have also vse
sick headache, and found in It sure relief TtL,'
the best medicine made, and eheerfully recommend
to all MRS. W. H sTusoy
No. l6 Tyler St, Boston. Mo,,
Aprll1S. 1888
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
A Long Suffering Husband.

Mr. Simeon B. Wrightleigh, ran
Austin man, having returned home un-
expectedly from his place of business,
finds Mrs. Wrightleigh and his clerk
sitting together on the lounge, where
upon Mr.. Wrightleigh stamped around
and behaved so rudely that the clerk
got mad and left the house, at which
the exasperated husband vented his
rage on his unfortunate wife:
"Now, Madame, that's the fifth or
sixth time have caught you sitting on
the essofa with my clerk. I tell you now,
for the last time, if it hapgens again
I'll dock his wages. ."-Texas SJtings
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

After shooting at it eight or nine
times. Mr.. W. H Richardson finally
killed, with ninth shot. few days
ago,..a milk white deer in the forest near
.Bigbee. Ala. The negroes think that
white deer are akin to witches, and are
probably delighted that one of them has
been laid low. Two more of the beau
tiful creatures have been seen recently
in the forests of Washington County,
Ala.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

If you experience bad taste in mouth,
sallowness or yellow color of skin, feel
stupid and drowsy, appetite unsteady, fire.
quenU neauuciIv or ufzZIness, yUu are " Dil-
ious," and nothing will arouse your liver
to action and strengthen up your system
equal to Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery." By druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
a WELL-KNOWN MAN.

Hunts Remedy having been recommended 70 me- j,
kidney ard liver complaints, purchased some n ~
Peoples Drug Store and used it IN my family sI
found it to be a very valuable medicine and ! rlo1.
recommend 1t highly to my friends, knowing ittoI
beneficial to those troubled with kidney or liver AN
ease. Respectfully yours,
ELISHA NOYsE
April Il. 1883 C3 G ST., South Bosto7 lr,,,
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
"En.joy Your Life"

is good philosophy, but to do so you must
have health. If bilious and constipated, or
blood is out of order, use DR.. Pierce's
pheasant Purgative Pellets" which are
mild, yet certain in their operation. Of all
druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
A LAST MANUFACTURER.

I have used Hunts Remedy forthe kidney complaint.
and having been fully restored to health by its use
can testify TO It's value.
Daily recommend 1t to some one of my friends sl
of whom know have been benefited BY its use
Gratefully, GEO. r. cox
MALDEY Mass AnriI2 " ros2
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

HAY-FEvER. l was afflicted for twenty
years with Hay-Fever. used Ely's Cream
Balm with favorable results, and can rec
ommend it to all. ROBERT w. ToWNLEY,
(ex-Mayor) Elizabeth, N. j.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
Senator Edmunds

80 -OCHdUOI VA I1UIIuHuo Hdo DttH
charmed by Mount Tacoma, in
Washington Territory. 81 have been
through the Swiss Mountains" he
says, s'and !. am compelled to own
that, incredible as the assertion may
appear, there is absolutely no COM
parison between the finest effects
that are exhibited there and what is
seen in approaching this grand isolated
mountain"
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

HAY-FEvER. My brother Myron and my
self were both cured of Catarrh and Hay
Fever last July and August by Ely's Cream
Balm. Up to Dec. % these troubles have not
returned. GABRIEL FERRIS, Spencer, N. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

If your horses have sore shoulders,
scratches, cuts or open sores Of any kind,
use Stewards Healing Powder,
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

GARFIELD, Iowa.-Dr. A. T. Henak says:
"Once using Browns Iron Bitters proves
its superiority over all other tonic prepar-
ationSn
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
A Bonanza Mine

of health is to be found in DR.. r. V. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" to the merits of
which as remedy for female weakness
and kindred affections thousands testify.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

THERE is seldom any danger in intrust-
ing secret to distiller. He knows how
to keep still.-S0merrule journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

A NEW YORK paper doeN't miss it far
by asserting that pie is the great American
dessert,
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

EVEN when trade is rather dull in other
lines, there is generally hustle in dry
goods stores
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

LIVER disease, headache, and constipa-
tion, caused by bad digestion, quickly
cured by Browns Iron Bitters.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

THE reason we are proud of summer is
because pride goeth before a fall.-M Y.
Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

WHAT is the difference between tn,
Nosth and South Pole? All the differences
in the world.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

IF man who takes mortgage is a mort
gagee, it doesn't follow that man who
takes a goat is goatee.-N. y. journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

DID you ever hear birch bark? Well, it
wasn't up the wrong tree, anyway.-B0s-
ton Star
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

WHEN is a man like a brick? When he
is hard pressed.-Baltinl0re Every Sdtur
day. W
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

LEWIS, Iowa.-Dr. Nj. j. Davis SAYS:
"Brown's Iron Bitters give the best of sat
isfaction to those who use it,"
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

THE farmer should be man able to talk
anything that comes up.-N. o. Pica-
yule.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
flies, reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin. 15c.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, restlessness,- worms. Tasteless.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

WHY do white sheep eat more than black
sheep1 Because there are more of them.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

Wells " Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for II.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

$500 REWARD will be paid for any case of
chills that CHILLARINE will not cure. Try it.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

SOME men are known by the company
they-can't get into. .s NE ss.a.s-
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

G1enn's Sulphur Soap
Is a common remedy for skin diseases.
HIPS Hair Dye, black or brown, SOC.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28
EDUCATIONAL.

nEHEA5AThe Hershey School Of Musical Art
MTEEAHE- Hershey Music Hail. Chicago, ILL.,. af'
tEEEEEEEkJ fords the most thorough instruction "a
all branches of Vocal and Instrumental
Music. Fall Term opens Srnt Z. scndf4T crgula
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

The above experience should be of great
value to all who are suffering. 1t shows
the deceptive nature of this terrible mala-
dy; that all symptoms are common to it
and that there is but one way by which it
can be absolutely avoided.
Huntsville gazette., 1883-07-28

"Certainly. But L do not orer-exert, as
formerly. Ny strength is increasing every
day, and my health is number one. know
that my life was saved by Warmers Safe
Cure, and believe it is the best medicine
that was ever compounded by any chemist
orphysician. am willing the doctors should
sneer at me for such statement if they
choose, but have proven its truth, and am
prepared to stand by it.''
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28

NEW YonK, Dec. q.
Wheat-N No. 9 red wiiser, s1fI5s@I IfsI,
January; /. .s53s6gl 1881. February; 81 155sfa
l.15s<, March Corn-No. 2 mixed, G3Z@
64Rc, January; 65@6556e, February. GAS
No. 2, 40sSc cash; 4094011Sc December.
Rye-Dull aud unchanged Pork-Dull and
nonieal. Iari-Dnll; $907@911
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28

Respecting the early postal facilities i'll
Texas writer in the Galveston Neaos
says; "The intelligence of the death of
President Jackson was brought to Calves
ton by the master of an Italian brig,
whose craft had stopped at the mouth OF
the Mississippi and received New
Orleans paper containing an account OF
the death of 'Old Hickory. Neither the
captain nor any of his crew being able to
read English, the paper was untouched
until three days after the arrival Of the
brig at this port, when it was accidently
discovered, and the tidings given to the
people of Texas fourteen days after the
presidents DEATH"
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28
The Woes OF the MoonshIners.

From the Macon Telegraph and Messenger
fhe Virginia legislature leads off in the
81 ,.thern galaxy of states with demand
70, the total abolition of the internal rev
ct e system. This is directly antagonistic
to the Kentucky idea of Senator Beck,
an will undoubtedly receive the endorse
meht of every southern state, If We may
except the one just named, upon a fair
presentation of the evils embraced in the
system.
The internal revenue tax is iniquitous,
| first of all, because it imposes upon one
section and one class of products an
enormous and unjust tax for the benefit
of the general government 1t has estab-
| lished in the southern states vast army
of agents not amenahle to the laws OF
those states, who have since the inaugu
ration of the system used their offices 10
| advance the republican administration
| and their own personal interests, regard
| less of law or justice. Responsible only
to the general government, with convent
ent courts at hand In which to take refuge
they have murdered and robbed producers
of tobacco and whisky almost at will,
and where armed resistance has greeted
these onslaughts, men have been dragged
from their homes, jailed and imprisoned
upon the dimsiest charges of barest sus-
picions.
It will be great day for the poor farm
er of the South when the last vestige ol
| this governmental machinery shall have
been banished from the states. Aside from
the arbitrary seizure of persons and pro-
perty. the tax itself is oppressive. Re
Gently gentlemen thoroughly acquainted
with the mountain region of Georgia
stated in this Office that in those rock
encompassed valleys there was no marke
for the ordinary farm products, by reason
of the fact that it was impossible gener
ally to haul the grain there produced K
within reach of railroads and cities; tina
the violations of the internal revenue law:
in many instances he knew of, arose from
the sale of whiskey for the purpose 0
raising money to pay the taxes, adefaul
of which would cost them the humble
roofs beneath which they dwelt. Dwell
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28
Presidency of the Senate.
From the Chicago Herald

from the Chlcago Herald
Suppose Senator Anthony should die
and then that President Arthur should
likewise pass into the great unknown. Mr.
Anthony is aged and feeble, and it is
hardly to be expected that he will survive
the winter, but Mr.. Arthur is of the easy
temperament which betokens long life,
and his death before the expiration of his
term is about the least likely thing that
can be imagined But suppose Mr. An
thony should be made vice president and
should die, and then, one woe following
close upon the heels of. another, suppose
Mr.. Arthur should die?
These are the questions that the repub-
licans at Washington are asking of each
other. TIE answer is invariably the
same. 1t would mean that John G. Car
Isle, speaker of the house of representa-
tives, for president, until such time as a
speaker could be elected. The mere
thought sends cold chills up the backs of
the patriots Death could rot serve the
republican party meaner trick, but,
having very poor opinion Of him, they
fear that. if the opportunity be presented,
Anthony vice president, but are afraid.
There must be more than one life between
the 100, 900 offices and the democrats
Anthony may have the honor of an elcc
ton, but he must resign it at once and
give place to some senator whose grip OF
life is more tenacious Who will il be
The Herald has one candidate to sug
gest He is in good health. His hide is
as thick as an alIigators. He is Il bruta
partisan. a machine politician, a black
mailer of petty clerks aud a repndat'r.
In short be is a man wanted in this dirt
emergency. His name is William Malone.
With him in the vice presidents chair
death might toy with the roay and indo-
lent Arthur, but he would give Malone I
free field. Let Malone go up higher
since the qualities most desired and fonn(
in him in abundance.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28

Mr.. Binns. the English hangman, is
fond of gin, and at reeont hanging it is
related that he was considerably under the
influence of that aromatic tipple. Tntoxi-
cation, however slight, is ha'dIy becoming
to model hangman. 1t may not, it is
true interfere at all with the perfect per
formance of his duty, but it is heartless
reminder for the doomed man of the pleas
nres Of life he is about to leave forever.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28

ing as they did in those far valleys, hem
med in by mountains, they lived from year
to year between the Scylia of State tax
and the Charybdis of revenue demand
Not only does such Il state of affairs
exist in Georgia, bat throughout all the
mountainous country of the South, where
remoteness from market and want of
railroads cut off the people from any pos
sibiiity of converting their crude supplies
into cash. These poor creatures,
crouching among their rocks, under the
operations of an internal revenue law,
suffer as producers. to flush an already
overfed treasury, while the great whiskey
manipulators and warehousemen Of The
West, shielded by rings and dead laws
grow fat in the open sunlight.
We are told that whiskey is luxury
and, in accordance with economic priHci-
Piles, that the taxes should be raised from
SUCH But while it is true that the con
| sumer may pay the tax. under the peculiar
and discriminating operation of bonded
warehouses, the tax may and does fall
with crushing effect upon the small pro
! ducers of the south, for where the large
producers of the west may place their
liquors under bond in warehouses and pay
the tax only as it sells, the thousands OF
small producers remote and isolated from
such convenienees are debarred by this
tax and the competition engendered by the
discrimination from realizing on his cora,
which nature forbids he should haul to
market.
The tobacco farmer is not now such a
sufferer as formerly. Under reteat laws
he is not so much hampered by the reve
nue. laws. but the tax remains,
The system of internal revenue is one
of direct taxation, monstrous and op
pressive as principle, cruel as practiced
in that it crushes one section and Ont
people beneath laws which force them tC
bear a greatly disproportionate burden ot
the government. 1t should be abolished
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
M. E., SWEENEY,
M. MI. STURGEON,

ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW
IL Office Buford's Block, Rock island.
oct 4 -,lWI;In
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28

The assertion is made by the Rev E
E. Hale. over his own signature. that
public schools IN Boston are closed by
local school committees to give an oppor-
tunity for licensing liquor sellers. By
Massachusetts law no saloon can be
licensed within given distance of public
school. By the opportune closing of one
of the schools for few days eleven
saloons obtained license, and then it was
reopened.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28

Iowa's new capitol, which is built of
Mississippi yellow and gray stone on a
granite foundation, is 363 feet in length
by 248 feet in width and 90 feet In height
to the top of the cornice; to the top of the
ball over the main dome, 295 feet. Tie
edifice cost $2, 362 ,53l.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-12-28
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