The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-06-15
THE BARRIER DEFENDS THE IRISH
He Says the Subject 10 Utterly beyond tn
Comprehension OF His Assistant

He Says the Subject 10 Utterly beyond the
Comprehension OF His Assistant
"Subbose . chendlemsn should effery
tay bead his wife und her screams should
make oxsldement uf der neighborhoot. 4"
said the German barber near the Coop =
institute yesterday; "uf course der woman 5
sulding ledders, und some uf der neighbors
would oxbress sympathy nit der boor
woman by hart words or sdones or such
dings. Dot habbens effery tay. Dot wife
beading chendleman Is Ingland und dot
screaming wife is reliant. Der reladifs peen
der Irish in America und der neighbors
peen der American beeble chenerally.
wen lngland COMPLAINS of vot is sayt
und done Offer here ve should CRY back,
Shdopt beading your vitel-you gread pig
nully, shdop beading your viiel Ven
ChermaDy und Austria say, like dem did
last week, dem hob der Americans bleas
sndop der free sbeech und money raising
und dynamite und such dings, ON accound
dot is making owit of Irelant an unbeas.
SAINT oXamble pv der rest OF Eurobe,v must
cry back, Make lngland shdop beading his
wife
by shimny hookyl der crowned wooden
heads OF Eurobe aind begund to see vot
noosance und drubblo America will peen ia
her yet hereafter alretty. Eurobe is like
fiddle village OF apowd twendy oil
families combosed, und all dem fami,
lies hat doc pig grown for del
original farms und shlopped Offer into
America q crowd of reladifs. Der gutter
mend uf dot village is lot OF kings und
gweens vich are back of loavers vot lif on
der ot families, und der same dime dreat
em like der teitil. A telegraph gable nj
sympathy is lait der potion uf der ocear
under, and ven a pillow Is at liberdy sdrut J
der oder site, you will hear der screams
der relatits in America, choost as ven 20,
Dress der button on Won ent of a delegrapl
wire you hear der consequences by de-
oder emit. Der faindesd cry for hellup vii
peen answered here right away, mt none,
publicly, und prifalely, leedle dynamite
perhaps.
Und ven der kings and gweens gom
blain, dem should always der same answe
get; Der drouble is not here alretty. IT,
on your site OF the pic swimming pond
Don't gomblain of der echo. You will no
hear 1t If you sdop der oritchinal noise
dot monkey harper by der negst shair
he says der Irish gwestion looks like II will
soon peen settled II all der chenerals py de-
batriot armv come to dis gun'ry und al
der high briIates get locked NIT Plitisl
chails up.
"Der idea of such monkey Teller dryin
to dackle such pig subchect is as mucl
foolishness as If a yon.eyed man should DIR,
to see der bote sites OF himself tergeddei
His olt ladder says he is like der shmar
Cherman poy vich vent to purchase
horse away from Chew. Il know how I
told goot horse, he sayt; all vot has 20
to peen done is to look at his deeth.' De
Chew horse brought ovid vlch berfet
dceth had, and svore peside der CRATE OF hi
iarder der animal been Ghost as sound a
der olt- fashioned fife-cent bieces. DE
schmard poy paid der brice und der hors
took away but ven his farder saw him h
CRIED ovid; Wy, dot horse has only DIRE
legs GOT
"'Py Shimminy Hookyl' der poy ha
sayt; i forgot to COUNT his legs. ''-[Ne,
York Sun.