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peevish,n Excuse me-" said the Judge, in
terrupting the advocate. gentlemen. where
do you find the incompatibility OF temper?''
From the French.
Some of the old railroad men are thinking
of process to paralyze and petrify tramps 50
thar they can be used as cross ties New
Orleans Picayuae.
The great sale of Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, and for enriehing the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
The lilies are ready for spring openings
New Orleans Pieayune.
How my threat hurst Then why fon't
you use Hsle's Honey of Horehound and Tar?
Pixies Tco;hache Drops cure in one minute,
Biobson bought new china set the other
day, and now he says he wishes he had bought
suit of plate armor with it.-Bnrlington Free
Press.
Ii you are Suffering from a sense of extreme
1earineSs, Try one bottle of Ayers Sarsaparilla
Il will cost you but one dollar, and will do
you incaleulable good. It win do away with
that tired feeling, and give you new life and
energy
substitute for leather" has beeh invent
ed, and We are glad of it; long experience hav-
ing proved that pasteboard is not quite strong
enough Philadelphia News.
Avoid cheap goods The Hop Plaster cures
pains and aches where other plssters simply
relieve, 20 cts. at all drug stores.
Why certainly. Ezra, certainly. Anybody
can answer little question like that They
are called lend men, because they are the las.
persons the wandering joke reaches in its
earthly Observation-Disclosures Hawkeye
A true assistant to nature in restoring the
system 70 Fesse. heath, Il &c Shading 1t 70 re-
sist disease, is Browns Iron Bitters.
Standing on Ceremony. THAT was funny
story Mr.. Dixon told, Aunt Jessie-the one that
made you laugh so much, you kDowi, eyes.
Mr.. Why didn't you laugh, Ids?' "Oh, I don't
know Dixon tceH enough '-London Punch.
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Dec Ia. lat Is 46. Ion 33 45. barque Gerard c
Tobey, from New York for San Francisco.
March %, lat 81 30, lon IL So barque Nellie
Rnmbal Rumoall from Trinidad for Boston.
No date. so miles Sc Of Hatterss, brig Sarah &
Emma. from Bahia for New York.
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Avoid cheap goods The Hop Plaster cures
pains and aches where other plssters simply
relieve, % CTS. at all drug stores.
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MILL buy manufacturing machine shop with
w control Of machine, well established in the
market. This will hear investigation. Part OF
purchase money may remain on mortgage. Adj
dress n. p. H.
No. A Franklin Avenue
mar2Sdlw East Someryille Mass
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Wit and Wisdom.

The other day one of Atlanta's chronic rag
pickers went into Swartzs junk shop with a
bag full of miscellaneous rags to sell. Swartz
looked obviously at the sack and then at the
rag-picker, and exclaimed, "Py chiminy-
grcky, vieh she'll / veigh--.yat you so on, or
vat you got off?" Then the picker got insulted
and went off TO another shop-Georgia Major.
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PORT OF PORTLAND.
THURSDAY. March 20.


Arrived.
Steamer State Of Maine, Hall, Boston for East
port and ST John. NIB.
Sch z L Warren. Bsbbidge, Boston-moIasses 70
w II Robinson, Jr.
Sch W O Peudleton, Weber. Bristol
Sch Augusta Il Herrick, Swans Island, to fit for
Sch Susan Stetson, Frsbee, Wiseasset for Boston,
Cleared.
Steamship Circassian, Br) Smith, Liverpool :
& A Allan.
steamship Eleanora, Bragg, New York-aenry
Fox
Sch Kate McKinuon, 13r) McKinnon, Cape Sable,
PEI Carney Prince.
Sch Julia s, (Br) Mcintyre. st John, MIN
Sch = Nickerson, Scott. New York-Rumery, Biz
ME & Co.
Sch Mariel. Anderson, Rockport-L G Cummings
& Co.
Sch Jerusha Baker Chase. Machias-N Blake.
Sch Abby Weld, Gardner. Eastport and Penn
broken Blake.
Sch Iantbe. Hamilton, Prospect HArbor- Blake.
Sch W Pendleton Weber, Damsriscotta--Paris
Sch James Henry, Munroe, Friendship--N Blake.
Sch Il Il Warren, Babbidge. Befast-N Blake.
Sch Waterman Tracy, Bar Harbor-N Blake.
SAILED--sch vicksburg
Msssrs Goss Sawyer e. Packard, Bath, have iust
closed a contract 10 build big ship this season.
nebec, and is to be commanded Ny Capt Thomas
Gibbons Of bath.
Brig Eugene Hale, 449 tons built at Calais in
1873 was sod at Boston Mcb &c, 10 Capt Harding
for $4,000
FROM MERCHANTS EXCHANGED
Sid FIN Cebn prev to March 2Sth barque Grace
Deering, Salvage, New York.
Ar at San francisco 28th, ship samaria, from
Newcastle.
Ar at Matanzas 23d. brig Screamer, Portland
Sid 23d sch E S Newman. Delaware Breakwater.
Ar At Delaware Breakwater 10Th, brig j Pet
tengill. MatanEas.
SID fm Liverpool 2sth ship clarIssa Carver.
Nlch0la. Now Work
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Blobson bought new china set the other
day, and now he says be wishes he had bought
suit of plate armor with it.-Bnrlington Free
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Horse Wanted,

A DRIVING h,rse not over nine years old 10
n weigh 1000 lbs over. Must be sound.
good roadef, and safe for a lady to drive Address
P. 0. Box 1878, City. mar29d3ts
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Business for Sale.

Excellent Book, stationery and
Fancy Goods Business. Estab-
ttshcd ten years. Good clean
stock. steady trade. Ill health of
owner cause Of selling.
III. IL X ENDRICk a. co.
mar24dlw SncO, Maine
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Grand Trunk Railway of Canada.

PAYSON TUCKER, Gen'l Supt
z. IL. BOOTHBY, Gen'l. Pass Il Ticket Agt.
Portland. Oct. 10. 1882 octI3dtf
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MARRIAGES.

In Warren. March IS, Austin H. Kacr of Tho.
naston and Mary Z. Wincneubaek Of Warren.
In Sacrament March ID. Friedrich II. Hewett of
Rockland and Clemmie r. Towle of Appleton.
In Thomaston, March 20, Endieott Hastings and
Misc Lucy NJ. Young
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FOR SALE.
FOR SALE.

FuyHE Desirable Residence of the late Joshua Max
u we'll No. 1g7 Spring street, we'll finished
House and Stable, supplied with gas and Sebago.
good drainage together with two large gardens with
abundance Of Grapes. Pears and other fruit. Sold
st a bargain and on Liberal Terms, If sold ut once
Apply to JOHN O. PROCTOR,
mar29dlw 90 Exchange Street.
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STEAMERS.
FOR MT. DESERT & MACHIAS.
WINTER ARRANGEMENT
One Trip per Week, resumed, COM
mencing Feb. %, 1883.

<s<as@s- The steamer CITY OF RICH
ts.kyr a. = M0ND, Capt. Dennison, will
u sa1t1Ssas1..Sfs leave Eailroad Wharf, Portland
s ss<sssss1 az His, or on arrival Of Pul
man train from Boston, every Friday evening
Tor hockiAnd. Castine, Deer isle. gedg-
wick, No. West and Bar RHnrbors, yIt. De-
serD Wflibridge, JoEesDOrt and Machias-
day Morning, at $50 touching at Intermediate
landings, arriving IN Portland same evening, con-
neciipg With Pullmsn Night Train for Esos1sa.
Passengers VIII not BE- disturbed until morning,
unless wishing TO take Pullman Train
Bhe GACNMOND will connect at Il lxiand
with Boston Bangor SIS. Co.'S Stea.nei tor Ban
gor and River Landings every SATURDAY. nso-1Ino
COMING WEST Connects MONDAYS foi Bos-
tonand receive passengers from Rnnxor and River
Landings tor Portland.
All Communications by mail or telegraph for
rooms should be addressed 20
GEORGE L. DAY
General Ticket Agent, Portland
Il. CUSHING, General Manager.
Portland. Dec. z. 1892 diff
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TO LET.
Store Hos. liz &ll9 Middle St.

DELOW the Post Office where all the large
ID Wholesale Jobbing Houses located In dry
goods, Fancy and other Glasses of goods. Fitted up
with two Counting rooms, Brick and Iron Safe Ele
vator, Counters, Tables, Gas and Water, with light
and airy basement all in perfect repair Heated by
furnace. Inquire Of II. II. THOMPSON J64
Bracket st. where the keys maybe found.
oct2 DIFF
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Artelnus Wards kangaroo.
The Amusing and Moral Beast Still Living
in Honorable Retirement at Cleveland
Enjoying Green Old Age.

Few people who have laughed over Arte-
mus Wards works, or who have seen him
upon the platform with his pet tied to the
leg of the table before him, have forgotten
his ssmorsl kangaroo Of which he once
said: sit would make you laugh to hear
the little cuss jump up and squeal'' Yet
there are not fifty men in the country, ont
side of Cleveland, who know that this IA
nous kangaroo is alive and well to-day, and
is tenderly housed and cared for by one who
Is never tired of talking of the days he spent
in company with the quaint humorist,
whose memory is kept forever green in the
Plain Dealer establishment.
When Ward decided 20 60 to Europe upon
his last and fa.t.as visit, he determined TO per-
manently house his pet kangaroo in quarters
where it would be sure of kind treatment
and good care for the rest of its life. Secur-
ing such refuge required some displomacy
but Artemus was equal 20 the task. One
day, during short visit to Cleveland, he
called upon his old friend and companion,
George Hoyt, the associate editor of the daily
Plain Dealer, and said, after the usual small
tdlh' OrOAECf VIC nave always Uccu HOOQ
friends. and on the whole believe that
owe you something"
Hardly" said Hoyt, remembering some
of Wards practical jokes. "Taking every
thing into consideration. L believe that owe
you half dozen or sou
"But / am serious now" said Ward, as he
took Hoyt by the hand. 81 have long had
it in my mind to make you a present of val
ne; something, you know, that would cause
you to think of me now and then, when
am away across the water. This comes
from the heart, George, and | shall feel
grieved unless you accept it and treasure it
closely and warmly for my sake. | want
you to take it, and to get out of il all the
good that the situation will allow
Artemus's manner was so earnest that
Hoyt met him half way.
"All right" he said, "do as you will, old
boy, and no more words about it,
"You shall hear from me soon," said
Ward, as he wrung Hoyt's hand and went
up street.
Hoyt heard from him.
Three hours after Wards departure an
express wagon drove slowly down Superior
street and halted in front of the old Plain
Dealer building. In the wagon was a large
box with dozen holes bored through the
lid. Two men picked it up with some diff
Guilty, carried il into the editorial room and
deposited it before Mr.. Hoyt's desk. Tackled
upon it was card bearing this inscription:
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Fnru, for sale.

A 7 great bargain. Situated on the line of the
N q o. r. r., thirty miles from Portland.
Contains 800 acres, large portion Of which Is
valuable timber land, and alone is worth more than
the price OF the farm. IL has modern " story
house, stable 4Ox6O, barn 40x72, with commodious
outbuldngs all 10 good repair, and never failing
supply Of running water There are fifty acres
excellent illsge land under good state of cultiva
tion cuts about forty tons hay, and has one of
the best mountain pastures in the State. The land Is
well adspted for any kind Of farming and is one OF
the finest situations the lire OF thu p. o. r. II.
Price $1,000 For terms and other information
address OLIVER ID RICE.
No. 116 Commercial street. Portland Me.
mar24 diff
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CANV AssERs WANTED.

GOOD Energetic Canvassers 10 sell the EaQla
W Wringor on installments. Men who can give
ry to handle. Address No. SO Temple St
nOy1b dff
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Wanted.


Two rooms partially furnished in a private fam
II lily, up town. Address w. care Press Office
stating locality. mRr2SdSt-
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WTANTED.-Ladiesa and young men in city or
w country 10 take light work at their homes:
any one can do II; work sent by mail; good salary;
distance no objection; no eanvassing. Address with
stamp, IRA BURT. Box ans, Boston, Mass
MARIA dIws
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FARMER WANTED.

IyARNiER and wife TO carry on a small farm.
Wife must be good butter maker. Address
Box No. 1913, Portland p. O. martdtf
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The lilies are ready for spring openings
New Orleans Pieavune.
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steamer Maynard Sumner, Cousins, al NYork
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Some of the old railroad men are thinking
of process to paralyze and petrify tramns 50
thar they can be used as cross ties New
Orleans Pieayune.
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LOST AND FOUND


Lost.
DLACK Setter Bitch no collari answers to the
ID name "GYP," Reward win be paid for de-
livery OF Dog ITO Bracket 81. or 800 Commercial
ST. mar2pd3ts
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WHITE STAR LINE.

u. 8. and Royal Mail Steamer>
.ASA IN 30 Liverpool Via Queenstown
HniTKFFSM Rstee reduced for FAN and Win
,l&AAMpsSkAA ter. These steamers take the ex
znznnsasss1sz] IRENE southery routes avoiding
all dangers from icebergs. Cabin $50 and $50; Fx
cuTsion sllO and Si44; Steerage at low rates The
sailings are as follows:
Germanic.. Jan. 20 Baltic Fab 1
Republic, Jan. rs Britannia .......Feb 10
For salllng lists, cabin plans, passage rates and
urA!s, apply to j. l.. FARMER, % Exchange st.
NdlO ~
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The great sale of Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, and for enrichipg the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
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''''''----'----------
TO LET


To Let.
FEyHREE floors in store No. 446 Fore street. with
Il steam power. Apply the premises.
isnl 2dtf r. DURHAM q SON.
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You Can Have Work

A I your own home, whole time or spare mo.
"A ments, 10 a new business where no peddlinQ
or travelling is necessary So TO $40 day can be
made. One dozen samples sent free TO commence
on Send Toe (river) or four Scent stamps for adj
vertising and postage, and address plainly,
JONES IL 60.
Rosiindale, Mass.
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From Nary HollstonecrpJt.


o. but is ii not hard. dear?
Mine are the nerves to quake at mouse;
If spider drops | shrink with feat:
should die outright in haunted house;
Viii G for you--did the dancer dared bring help
From the lions den could steal his whelp,
With a serpent round me, stand stock still.
Go sleep in churehyard would viii
Gise me the power to dare and do
valisntly- Just for you'll
Much amiss in the head, dear
toll at a Language, tax my brain
Attempting TO draw-the scratehrs herei
play, play, practice all in vain;
would grapple with Greek plays till died,
Paint portrait of you, who can tell?
Work my fingers off for your Pretty WE'LL
Language and painting and music, too,
Easily done-for you'll
Strong and fierce in the heart, dear,
With-more than will-what seems power
To pounee on my prey, love outbroke here
In fame devouring and to devour.
Such love has labored its best and worst
To win me a lover; yet, last as first,
have not quiekened his pulse one beat
Fixed moments fancy, bitter or sweet;
Yet the ST ong fierce hearts loves labor's due,
Utterly lost was-you!
From .Joehanaa Hakladosh,
Statesman, what cure hast thou for least and mos
Popular grievances? What nostrum. say,
Will make the rich and poor, expertly dosed
Forget disparity, BID each 90 gay,
That with his bsuble-wilh his burden this?
Propose an alkahsst shall melt away
Mems lacquer, show by prompt analysis
Which is the metal. which the.make-believe.
So that no longer brass shall find, gold miss
Coinage and currency
All men sre men; would all minds were minds!
WI eress It's Just the many's mindless mass
That most needs helping; laborers ami hinls
We legislate form It the cultured class
Which law makes for self nor needs the whip
And bride pro er help for mule and ass,
Did the brutes know In vain our craftsmanship
Strives at contenting the rough multitude.
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Horsford's Acid Phosphate. Overworkeo
Nervous Systems.
DIR. EDWARD l. DUER, Philadelphia
says: Il have used it for several years, con-
sidering it valuable in overworked nervous
systems, and fn the exhausted condition fol
lowing protracted fevers."
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How my threat hurts! Then why aon't
you use Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar?
Pixies Tcothache Drops cure in one minute,
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aale For Sale by all Druggists ecdSwiy

NOTICE rs HEREBY GIVEN, that the
tor of the win of
SEWARD T. BARBOUR, late of Portland,
in the County of Cumberland, deceased, and has
taken upon himself that trust by giving bonds as
the law directs. All persons having demands upon
the estate OF said deceased arc required to exhibit
the same; and all persons indebted TO said estate
are called upon 10 make payment to
ERASMUS T. DoYEN, Executor.
Portland, March goth 1883 mar23ilaw3wFs
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eEaAMkRs.
General Ocean Steamer Ticket Of,,c,

tNOR sale OF passage tickets by the White Star.
y Cunard. Anchor. State, American, Red Star
North Gerniap Lloyd, Hamburg, American, Rotter-
Gam, Amsterdam and italian lines, all first class
Europe. Cabin. I'd Cabin and steerage Onward and
prepaid tckete from Portland at lowest rates
Stserge prepaid tickets from inland places in Eu-
rope 20 inland places in the United States. Ster-
ling and Scandinavian exchange at lowest rates
Choice Cumberland and Acadia coal for sale by tn
cargo For cabin plans. circulars, sailing schemes
&C and other information apply 20 j l.. FARMER
Agent ~ Exchange st. P. o. Box 9T9.
ianio div
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-03-15

Whereas, Mathew Philips and Thomas
Philips. by their deed Of trust, dated the 14th
day Of November, 1873, duly recorded in the
Office of the Recorder of Deeds for the Coun-
ty of Iron, and State of Missouri, in Book
TO-" pages a and IS, did convey to James
Stumbaugh, trustee, the following described
real estate, lying and being situate In the
county of Iron. and Stste of Missouri, to wit:
The east half of the southwest quarter of
section ten, In township thirty three, north.
Of range 4 east, containing 80 acres;
Which said conveyance was made in trust
to secure the payment OF promissory note
IN said deed described; and, whereas, it is
provided In and by the term of said deed OF
trust that in case OF absence, death,oy refusal
to act, of the above mentioned trustee the
then acting Sheriff of Iron county, Missouri,
may act in lieu of and perform the duties and
powers delegated to said trustee In and by the
terms Of said deed of trust; and, whereas, the
above mentioned trustee having refused 10
act: and. whereas, default having been made
IN the payment of said note;
Now, therefore, at the request of the legal
holder OF said note, and In pursuance of
the terms of said deed Of trust, i, the under
signed, sheriff, will. on
Tuesday, the Sd day of Apra, 1888,
between nine o'clock A. H. and five O'Clock p.
NJ. OF that day, at the east front door of the
Court House in the city of Ironten, Iron
county, Missouri, proceed to sell, at public
auction, to the highest bidder, for cash, the
real estate shove described, to satisfy said
note. interest and expenses Of these proceed
inas. MN. A. FLETCHER,
mzrlnS Sheriff and Trustee.
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Personal.

Mr.. William O'Brien, of Graniteyille, was
in town Tuesday.
Mr.. Ed. Seitz, of Fredericktown, was in
1ronton one day last week.
Mr.. James Hill, of Fredericktown, was in
town last week on business.
Mr.. Van Duzer was in town last week, and
was the guest of Mr.. Scoville.
Mr.. Felix Aubuchon was in the Valley last
week on a visit to his parents.
Mr.. w. H. Delano and Master Freddie left
for st. Louis Monday morning.
Messrs F. Scoville and J. n. Bishop left
Monday for St. Louis on business.
Mr.. Geo. Lopez was in st. Louis last week
purchasing spring stock of goods.
Col. Jas. Lindsay spent few days with
relatives and friends in Ironton this week.
Mr. and Mrs S. G. Tetwiler returned to
their home at Bonnie Terre Monday. Master
Ed. Tetwiler accompanied them.
Mr.. Tom Harvey came over from Arcadia
Tuesday. He says he's farming now, and
that's the reason we don't see much of him.
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St. Patrick's Day.

Many years ago, Saint Augustine convert
ed England from Heathenism to Christiani-
ty. France was converted by St. Remigius;
Germany, by st. Boniface, St. Kilian and
Willibald; Denmark, Sweden and Norway,
by Ausgar and Sturmius; Prussia, by St.
Adalbert; Sclavonia and Bulgaria, by Cyril
and Methodius; Russia, by Ignatius, of Con-
stantinople. st. stephen converted Hungary.
In the year three hundred and twenty seven
the 18th of march, after wears of missionary
toll, st. Patrick succeeded in converting Ire
land. This day is generally called St. Pat
rick's day. John Killalee, Of Pilot Knob,
will give Grand Ball in honor of the occa-
sion, on Friday evening, Marcn 10th, 1888. A
good time is guaranteed, and all are cordi.
ally invited to attend.