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The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
Economy and Waste.

The first lesson in economy is to learn
to edo without" The second is to use
what one has without waste. These
two lessons are very hard to be learned
by people who have always been accus-
toned to whatever hey wanted, and to
treat costly things as if they were com
mon and cheap. One thing has much
contributed to this-the absen of any
thine like class STYLES of expenditures.
Abroad. a man viii not allow his VIE
and daughters certain modes Of dress,
unless he can have other things in keep
inc. A camers hair shawl and diamonds
require a carriage and servants in pro
portion. The habits of life which ut
particular income are well known. No
one goes beyond them without censure.
In America there is no such rule.
People live at hotels where waste is the
order Of the dav, and where children
are educated in he want Of care and
the habit o unlimited ordering. 1t is
great mistake for young rcOple of mod
crate means to commence life by board
inc 1t fosters eXtravagant habits. and
| leads TO idleness and gossip. Begin
| house keeping if you can maintain bat
| two rooms, and increase your style as,
| and no further than, you can afford It,
/ Family ECUG &c.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
The Ideal Home.

The ideal home is a haven of rest
where the husband and wife both have
their own wa in everything; where the
children never cry; where the servants
are models Of honesty and industtryi
where the dinner is never late and is
ALWAYS wen cooked; where there is no
perceptible washing-day; where the
sweeping and the busting are done when
nobody knows it; where seltishness and
bad temper are never known; in short
little Heaven upon earth, inhabited by
thoroughly angelic mortals. Homes OF
that kind. constructed upon scientific
basis. and served hot, like steam through
subterranean pipes, would meet long
felt want. Nearly every family would
subscribe for one.-M y tribune.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

KREPTN' GROCERY.-In town up the Hud-
son two farmers had an itching last spring to
go into trade, and after clnvassing the sub
iect for sTeIl they put in $1,000 each and
large families, and they finally concluded to
dissolve partnership. In this frame of mind
they consulted a lIwyer, who asked: what
is the value of the stock on hAnd"' about
81 200" "And how much do you Owe"'
'sAbout 800" Every well. I sec my W y
clear. Mr.. Smith, you will draw out the good
will for your share, and i'lI throw in barrel
of molasses for your family. Mr.. Brown, You
take all accounts, and I'u throw in key Of
pickles" ''And VIII It's to become of the
store !" "Oh, you will assign all the goods to
me, for my trouble in paying the debts and
giving you legal advice" Those farmers
sometimes stop to think of it, as they lean
on their hoes and rest their achinI backs,
but they cannot make it clear.-N. I. Ne10s
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
Hard to Please.

He told his landlady that he would
like to settle with her as he was going
to leave i'm the morning.
MAY l ask why you are leaving, =
she inquired, forgetting to give m
quarter in change. 3" Is there anything
wrong with the hash?'
The hash is all right he answered,
sadly, "but when it comes to apple
sauce favored with kerc sene, and cake
strong with onions, its rather more than
l can stand. -
"Have | charged anything extra for
these favors?'' demanded the Justly in
censcd woman. You have been en-
ioying these Injuries at my expense,
and yet on are not satisfied; oh, the
base ingratitudc of man. and she
sighed deeply rs she went out to buy a
cream pitcher that would give yellow
cast to the sNim-mHk for the coffee. -
DttrCu Post and Tribune.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
THE CONSTANT HEART

Saddle songe is out Of season
hen brides and lovers Mate,
heu sOulc to SOuic must pave sWete toll
And fate be iOyncd with fate;
Saddle sOnHc and wOIull thought cOntrOle
This constant heart Of myne,
And make ncwc love treason
Unto my Valentine.
How shall my wan lippcs utter
Their summons 70 the dcdd 49,
Where MOVIE rcpcats the promise svrtc,
so fare my love hath hcdd2
nv oncly Lowell Whit mu-ickc flee
Shall cross the walle that barrcs?
To carthc the burthCn muttcr,
Or SINCE il 10 the STAIRS.
Perchauce she dwerles a sp'rite
I'm bcautyc uudcstrOye1
Where brightest STAIRS are closely sctt
Fare out bcyOndc tho vOyd;
If Margaret bc risen yet
Her locke viii hithcr turne,
kn0wc that she W II hrarc it
And all my trcwc heart Icarne.
But If no resurrection
Tnsualc her dwCllinEe low.
If one so fuyrc must bade her thCrC
Until the trumTc shall bl0we,
Nathic shall Love Outvic Bcspairc,
whilst constant hcat is myneJ
And. robbed of her perfection,
BE faithful TO her shrine.
At ttas blythe season bending
III Whisper to the Clgdde,
To the chill grasse whore shadOwcs paSse
AnC leaficssr branches uOddc;
There kccpe my watchc, and cryc-AlaS
That Love may not forget,
That JOyc must have sW. ftG ending
And Life be lugzard yet!
-EdInLJld Clarence S.cdHtdh, ~ century Mdg'
ZiUF.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

~" Neglect old friends for the sake OF
new and lose both" But remember that
Kidney Wort is a friend you cannot afford to
neglect. Plasters may relieve, but they caq't
cure that lame back, for the kidneys are the
tronble and Won want a remedy to act direct
" on their secretions, to purify and restore
then healthy condition Kidney-Wort has
that specific action
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

DIR. PIERCE's 'Favorfte Prescription IS
not extoIied as ''cure all,'' but adr irably
fuIfIls a singleness of purpose, being a most
potent specific in those chronic weaknesses
pe2uliar 10 women. Particulars in DR.. Perce's
pam phlet treatise on diseases peculiar to
women, 90 pages, sent for three stamps. Nd
dress WORID's DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Asso-
CITATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

The evening primrose and the mis-
tletoe share alike with hOrsemint and
bears foot the honor of having been re-
Gently transferred to the dispensatory
as cures for something or adjuyants for
something. Even iron wood has not
been able to withstand the knife of the
herbalst, while the wild bergamOt, sun
dew, and helianthelia have bowed to the
fate which places them among the al
ready appalling list of new remedies.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
The New York Post SAYS: "There

The New York Post says: "There
is probably no moment in o young
mothers life when her past education
appears so inadequate as the moment
when she is left alone for the first time
with her first baby; the sense of re
sponsibility which she then feels weighs
upon her like a great burden, and one
that is not to be lifted -
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
PERSONAL

TIE voLTA1C BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, win
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or ODD who are al
ficted with nervous debility. lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration ofhealth and manly vigur.
Address as above. N. B-No risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
AFoundry Filled with Poisonous vapOr.

A singular and remarkable occurrence
IS re orted from the Reading tPa)
Hardware Company. The foundry win
dows were tightly closed against the in
clement weather without, and about
ninety men were at work Suddenly a
large volume of sulphurOus gas poured
out of the cupola and Hooded the
foundry. Ten men became deathly
sick. and dropped to the floor at once,
The others commenced vomiting. and
complained Of severe pans in the
stomach and the head. Two We're
perfectly unconscious, and remained IN
that condition for some time, having to
be taken TO their homes in carriages
The soundry presented the appearance OF
a huge hospital, with men lying in every
direction About seventy men were
affected, and the foundry was obliged
to suspend operations for some days
kLchUHgC.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

The men who bought the Philadel-
phia exhibition building for $4,000
have sold the iron alone for enough to
much more than repay the investment,
and clear about $3.50, 900 on the specu-
lation.- Philadelphia Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

o,nonoran Rossa,s opinion

ODOnOfth AeOS9dt . CPAHAON'
O'DonOvan Rosa, speaking of the Great
German Remedy to a friend, said: ''Mrs.
Rosa has been cured Of a very severe attack
of neuralgia by St. Jacobs Oil, as she will
gladly tell you, if you call at my residence,
$50 Bushwiclz ave-, Brooklyn, n. Y"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

#AH ladies' who may be troubled with nerv-
Gus prOstratioH; who suffer from organic dis
nIacemeDt: who have a sense of WEAKNESS
and a feeling o lassitude; who are l4ng9id
in the morning; in whom the appetite Tor
food is capricious and sleep ut roper hours
uncertain, should have recourse TO MIS- Ilnk-
ham'R Negetabe CompOun1.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

A WRITER who signs himself Content"
writes: s'Dr. GuvsOtt'sY elbow Dock and Sarsl-
pariTa has cured me of great weakness, dis
turbing dreams, etc / AIN now in perfect
health and am never troubled in my sleep,
therefore am CONTENT
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

Mr. and Mrs. Lake fell into intern
perate hab Is in Providence. lost their
social position, and sank 50 low as to be
frequently arrested for drunkenness.
The man at length conquered his appe-
tite, and lived s3berly for several
months The woman determined to do
likewise, but one night she declared she
could stand total abstinence no longer,
and started off for n spree, regardless
OF her husband 5 protest. Next morn
ing she was found frozen to death in the
road with an empty bottle in her grip
-PToUldoHce (R. ID Journal.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

DIR. P1ERCE's pellets little liver pills
(sugar-coated) purify the blood, speedily
correct all disorders Of the liver, stomach
and bowels. By druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

DR.. nv PIERCE, Buffalo, \. Y: Dear Sir
Your Golden Medical Discovery has cured
nv bow Of a fever sore OF two yelrs' stand
ing. Please accept our gratitude.
Yours truly,
HrN-nY WIIrINlG- BOSTON. Mass.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

JUST imagine that you have given a friend
something verv handsome and you will know
what it is to have presents of Hind.-N 7,
7to717 an ey.CiTL
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

CDR. BENsoN's Celery and Chamomile Pills
for the cure of Neuralgia are success -
DR.. G. P. Holman, Christianburg, Va %
cts, at druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

MANY male brute who snarls and growls
at his wife in public Is very loving and tender
whel no one else is around He has to be-
PhiLadeLOhia News.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

PEOPLE who lose their money in bucket
shops should rejoice at chance to Kick the
bucket
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

FIVE Dr.'s; no e7d Of medicine; no reiief.
Dr. Be7aso7s's Skin Cure has a riyeH array az
eylfpfious and Pm nearly JccL" Ida Z. ounS'
la iIton. III Druggists keep it. 81 Per
package.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

INAUGURAL addresses are doubtless so
called because they are often bores.-LotceSl
~
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
"Accept our Gratitude, -

THE poet who addresses verses to a dimin-
utive darling writes them in short meet her.
N Y Commercial
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
REpnRTS nE G0YERNMENT CHEMISTS

AS to Purity Of the Royal Baking
Baking Powder which
raunor
Royal
"Ihavee mined apa g
III MorroTh
DANl "
who'll
tIt oRl
hcroan dinu origin
conainn
%{TA EXIT Il TTl gGFE M Analytical Chemists 81 Louis
tn highest awd w
Institute and at state t"'
eofhumanf
tcheuidsp
eaAnu B"Ens Powders
sehcrcr Appnd
the
eRyB
POUNDING ""'''
lstt adan age
-aoue RoyaB minded oaea''
srueof thea alum "wisS
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The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

25c. buys pair Of Lyons PatentHeel Stiffen-
ers and make a boot or shoe last twice as long.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

A DRUNKEN man has no grounds for dis
PLAYING his reel estate. n-L1ehaLaas.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

FAT mems ball should be advertised as
0nass meeting"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

J. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggist, of Aus
tin, Tex, writes: have been handling DIR.
WM. HALL'S BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS for the
past year, and have found it one of the most
salahe medicines have ever hadin my house
for Coughs, Colds and even Consumption, al
ways giving entire satisfaction. Please send
me one gross by Saturdays steamer.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

The Boston Post prints letter writ
ten by President Andrew Jackson, Jan
uarv Il, 1897, in which he said: Il with
pleasure comply with your request and
inc ose you my autograph, and inform
Won that | was born in the Warsaw,
South Carolina. on the 18th of March,
1867" The letter has been called out
now by Governor Buffers assertion that
jackson was born in Ireland. Some
of the books say he was born in North
Carolina
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

SKINNY MEN. "Weus' Health Renewer''
restores health and vigor. cures DYSPEPSIA 81
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

ONE OF the sons of the Prince of Wales is
being trained for the church. In America
lots Of women train their dresses for the
church.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

TUG-BoATs are Ike human bein gs, mas
much as some of them tow out and some Of
them tow in
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

SUFFERERS FROM CoUGHs, SORE THROAT,
etc, should try BrOloH'S bronchial Ir0cheS. "
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
COMPARATIVE WORTH OF BAKING POWDERS.

absolutely rure)..
Alum Powda9#
phosphate
when
rrDHE ms =. -.
lum Powder*
AMAZON Alum
weight q Oz)
wanFr
PRICES
ECGrors,s .....E-E
TS..
HANFORDS when e.. z3Szsszs
G & C -
EUMFORDS esh
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

EWES first dress must have been ribbed
silk
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

HaIe's Honey OF HOrehOUnd and Tar
Cures throat and lung affections. Don't trife
Pixies toothache drops cure in one minute.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
Frazer Axle Grease.

Frazer AXIe Grease.
The Frazer Axle Grease is the best and, in
triniscalIy, the cheapest. Don't work your
horses todeath by using Ooraxle grease. Iryit.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

The general agent of the Prison
Association of New York states that the
most prolific source OF crime among
young men and boys Is the game Of pool
for drinks. NJ \, lines.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15
satisfactorY EvIdonce.

No MATTER if the postage is reduced, it is
just as much trouble to lick two-cent stamp
as q three-cPnt one
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

A LITTLE child of seven or eight said that
when the Bible speaks of " children's chill
dren, " it must mean dolls.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

TRr the new brand. "spring Tobacco"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-02-15

For THICK HEADS heavy stomachs, biliousness,
.,Mells, May Apple Pills, cathartic. 10 and 25c.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-07
For State Treasurer.

The Catholic Tribune ST. Joe, Mo-, says :
Among the rising candidates Tor state
offices is our friend, Mr.. Richard T. Cen
try, of Sedalia, Mo-, whose name has been
Mr.. Gentry from boyhood, and watched his
course ever since and can safely state that
no more worthy or successful buSiness man
stands in Missouri to-day. Trusted and
honored by his own county, no man can
claim greater confidence from the people
Of Missouri. His family needs no intro
duction to the people Of our state. We
expect to see his nomination for state
treasurer without opposition.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-07
Written for the Sunday Morning BA1oo.
HER CONFESSION.

Who told you kissed him:
Id-i-d-n't. tell you, at all.
The way that it happened was ihis;
You sse we were out in the hail
just after rapturous waltz,
And sat down TO rest on the stair
There were roses all blooming about.
And music came sweet through the air,
And-and-well, my glove was undone,
The buttons caught fast in the lace
That. like the white foam Of the sea,
Had softened the flush On my face.
And he, with the grace of knight,
STOPPED near me the pris'ner 10 free,
When Pm sure don't know how IT was,
But somehow it happened, you see.
His head, with its dusk curling locks,
And mine, with its irfsses OF gold,
Oh, desr! came together you know,
And he never meant to be bold,
But kissed me, once, twice and agair-
Twas naughty I'm free to declare,
Yet as I had no right to keep,
I-gaye 'em all back TO him-there.
Rosa PEARLE.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-07

kansas, and the sheriff declined to take his
prisoner to the next nearest Judge. This
made IT necessary to telegraph for the al
sent Judge, ard by the time of his arrival
habeas corpus papers had been prepared
aud were promptly served.
Although DeLand was arrested on the
18th ult., it was not until the 3lst that
Judge Overman resched Kokomo, and on
that date DeLand was arraigned before
him.
The defendant was represented by Major
Gordon, of Indianapolis, and almost TIE
entire bar of Kokomo. Messrs. Duncan
and Smith, of indianapolis, appeared for
the state of Missouri. All Of last Tuesday
was spent in arguing the case. The Judge
slept over the matter, aud ON Wednesday
decided that while everything was appar-
emily regular in the proceedings, yet under
the decision Of Judge Van Wagner (who
was enormously represented to him
to be supreme judge of Missouri, until
the claim was contradicted by the states
counssD, the charge against DeLand con-
s'ituted no statutory offense in Missouri,
therefore the prisoner would have to be
discharged
This left DeLand exactly as if no such
proceedings had taken place. If he is ever
re-arr sted and taken before some other
judge who chances to entertain the idea
that The supreme court of Missouri might
possibly differ from Judge Van Wagoner in
his construction of the law, the requisitiOn
would have to be hOnored
The case certainly possess more than Or
dinary interest. and the Socialism who how
cred within the city limits of Kokomo for
two months before getting his man "dead TO
rights" is not a little disguised at knowing
that his work has amounted to naught.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-07
GAILY CAB.
Special Correspondence of the BAzoo.

Special Correspondence of the BAzoo.
GAILY, Mo, August 4, 1888.
Joseph Kingsley was out here visiting
his family this week.
Miss Eva Hammond, of Sedalia, is
visiting friends in this vicinity.
Mr.. A. ID. Lane has sold his farm OF
eighty acres. n ar here, for the snug sun Cf
$500. He will move to the vicinity oil
Beaman.
The prohibition picnic at Browns
spring. near here, next rreslay, bids fair
to he grand affair. Let everybody at
tend, and their cousin and their uncles
and their aunts."
Dogs broke into the sheep pasture of
Dr. Davis one night this week and killed
eleven head OF sheep, besides wounding
several more. The doctor has taken meas
ures TO recover damages from the dog-tax
fund.
Master Ed. Enbry met with quite a
serious accident Wednesday evening. He
tossed stone up into tree, where il
struck limb and bounded back, striking
him just above the temple, telling him to
the ground. DR.. McGarey was summoned
and pronounced the boy not seriously hurt.
He remained in a comatose state most of
the night, but was all right the next day.
"A pleasant dance was given Monday
night at the residence of Mr.. {. F. Lane
Among those present were Misses Dunlap
and Myers. of Sedalia; Miss Lane, OF
Beaman; Katie McCree, Ira Csrricker,
Matte Young and Minnie Spencer. The
gentlemen were Milt Durrill, Wm. Ming,
Eug. Spencer, Geo. McCree. Merit Sterling,
Louis Keele, VIM. Reed and others.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-07
A Family Reunion.

Our able, Efficient and genial Justice of
the peace, Judge j. A. Halstead, was in q
very happy frame Of mind when he was
met by a BAzOO reporter yesterday after
noon. The Judge is always in good hu-
NOR, but the unusual happy smile which
illuminated his countenance yesterday If
ternoon was occssioned by the fact that for
the first time for many years all of his
children had met under the same hospita-
bic roof. There were present Mr.. Alfred
Alexander and wife; Mr.. Joseph Halstead,
now in charge of q train on the Mexican
Central railroad; Mr.. James Halstead, .
brakeman on the Missouri Pacific, together
with several other relatives and friends of
the family. The occasion was q most en-
joyable one and will long be remembered
by Justice Halstead and his wife as q red
letter day in the history of the family.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-08-07
WHAT
The Paper Published for the PeO.
pie Now ON Earth Would
Like to K:oW.

III Offer Fesler wasn't IN his glory
yesterday?
How W. L. Better would look in a
Mother Hubbard?
Why Frank Hardcastle is called mo.
s" by his chums?
Whether the republican party will
really go next year?
Whether the Sunday law will prevent
many a man from emptying his bottle
to-day?
What makes Capt. Bridges face look
so sad since coming from McAllister
Springs?
If certain business man found what
he was looking for at the train yesterday
forenoon
Whether Gov. Crittenden will accept
the st Louis Chronicles offer OF free pass
to China?
If a certain East Sedalian really
thought he could cut his throat with po-
tato dish ?"
What it vas the dining room girl at
Butler told Frank Hatch that caused him
to wish he was dead?
III Fred Meyers felt happy when his
foreman presented him With star, and if
it was Reward of merit ?"
III the passengers on the Lexington
branch did not think old satan had full
possession of the party who we're match
ing nickels" Friday evening?
Whether Charley Ford will be SEN
fenced for being implicated in the Blue
Cut robbery, and how soon he will be par
doned out should he be sentenced?
What certain Sedalia young lady
would say if she knew a gentleman re-
marked: "She would be beautiful girl If
she'd keep paint and powder of her face%