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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23
The Egis and Intelligencer.
Bel Air. Md, November 23, 1888.
"She Does Not Know Chicken from
TurkeY?"
LILLIEE. BARR, IN THE CONT


LILIIEE. BARR, IN THE CONTINENT.
Helene is the handsomest girl of her race:
She's an elegant form and an exquisite face,
And she dresses with perfectly consummate grace,
But she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She knows many languages, living and dead:
In science and fiction is very well read;
But she cannot cook meat, and she cannot make
bread,
And she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She can play "Fastasia" or "Nocturne" with
Can sing up to "B',-has wonderful trin;
Canswrite q good story or sonnet, but still
She doesn't know chicken from turkey
She's been to the Tiber. the Rhine and the Nile
She painter In every popular style
Can decorate china PLAGUE or u tile
But she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She's always salf-satisfied graceful and cool;
critic, both just and correct, as rule;
And knows every stitch of the Kensington
school.
But she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She can work design by Lepsing or Burt;
But she cannot cut out for her children skirt,
Or make for her husband wel-itting shirt
She doesn't know chicken from turkey
Should German and French and Italian speak;
And be up in the latest esthetical freak,
III she only knows chicken from turkey.
I'd like her in music and song to take part;
Head poetry, science, and cultivate art,
If husband and children were first in her heart,
And if she knew chicken from turkey
Knew barley from rice, knew tart from a pie
A boil from a stew, a broil from fry;
And If she went into a market to buy.
Knew very well chicken from turkey.
For to make home happy, all knowledge must
blend;
Art, science and service their benefits lend;
Then. ladies' so clever and wise, condescend
To know about chicken and turkey.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

The following novel plan for checking
bleeding of the nose, as given by Mr. Glesen
in one of his letters, is in the vigorous motion
of the jaws, as in the act of mastication. In
the case of child wad of paper should be
placed It's mouth, and the child should be
instructed to chew it hard. il is the motion
of the jaw that stops the flow of blood. This
remedy is so very simple that many feel in
clined to laugh ut it, but it has never been
known to fail in single instance, so it is said,
even i'm very severe cases
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23
Mothers Spinning Wheel.
ConcernIng. One Article that was
Not For Sale, and Another which
Is Cheap at any Price.


is Cheap at any Price.
mo, sir, wouldn't. sell you that for any money;
that spinnlng-whoel was my mothers. 1t was
one day, when she was singing like lark and
making this old wheel hum that my father, then
young medical student, afterwards farmer,
fell in love with her-some fifty years age"
SO spoke the proprieto of rough bit of farm
land In Ulster County, N. Y, toarelic-hunter, and
mothers spinning wheel remained among her
children and grandchildren.
My mother" writes Rev. j. W. Phelps, pastor
of st. Paufs NJ. e. Church. Chicago, has used
Parkers Tonic, and wishes me to say that she has
found it more effective than anything she ever
used for invigorating and strengthening the sys-
tenn debilitated by malaria She desires me also
especially to mention the certainty with which
ii aids digestion and overcomes exhaustion
Ever since the first household was established
mothers opinion has been more potent in this
world than that of judge, jurst or phi ysician. Her
hand has always cooled the fever and her voice
has been filled with hope. With each days de-
cline, Parker's Tonic is becoming more deserved
ly popular with the women who guard alike hus-
band and children. 1t eradicates malarial poison
from the blood from which there is now such
wide-spreadng suffering.
Please observe DIR. PARKER'S TONIC is not
an intoxicant 1t is a combination of several
ingredients, of which none singly can produce
anything like its effect. For kidney, Stomach
and Liver troubles, it is the standard and unfail-
ing remedy. In two sizes so cents and ST. The
latter the cheaper Hiscox & Co., Chemists, New
York.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

-"How are you and your wife coming
on?" asked q West Point man of colored
man. "She has run me off, boss is to
blame, boss. | gave her splendid white silk
dress, and den she got so proud she had no
use for me. She lowed | was too dark to
match the dress"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23
On Thirty Days Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Company Marshall, Michigan
will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or oldl who are afct-
cd with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality and kim
dred troubles. guaranteeing speedy and com
plete restoration of health and manly vigor.-
Address as above. N. B.-No risk is incurred as
thirty days trial is allowed
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

-"Did you give Johnny the medicine, Mr..
Brown ?" asked the DOCTOR "Oh, yes,
doctor" replied the loving mother; and then
she added innocently, "and it don't seem to
haye done him the least harm"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

Livery lady," says an exchange, "who
does her own Homework and is careful of her
hands should have dsh-washer" That
was written by a man, bet anything. Any
woman knows that the woman who is careful
of her hands never bothers herself about
homework,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

If you are a frequenter or resident of MAS
matte district barricade your system against the
scourge of all new countries -ague, bilious and
intermittent fevers-by the use of Hop Bitters.
LUDINGToN, MICH, Feb ., 1880.
have sold Hop Bitters for years and there is
no medicine that surpasses them for bilious at
tacks, kidney complaints and many diseases incl
dent to this malarial climate.
HIT, ALEXANDER
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

-"Oh, you can laugh" exclaimed Fender
son, "hut perhaps Pm not so great fool as |
seem to be-" "As for that, Fendy," replied
Fogg, 1--WE all know you are not. 1t would
be simply impossible"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

"A New York engraver recently made
this mistake: "Mr and Mrs,---- respect
fully request your presents at the marriage
of their daughter"
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q love your daughter better than do
my life" said he to her obstinate father
"Well," replied the heartless man, go COM
NIT suicide and let her get rid of you, That
won't be much of a proof but it will be sat.
sfactory to me-"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23
CHAPTER IL,

CHAPTER H.
wonderful and mysterious curative power Is de-
yeoped which is so varied in its operations that no
disease or ill health can possible exist resist its
power, and yet it Is
Harmless for the most frai woman, weakest
invalid or smallest child to use.
patients
almost dead or nearly dying"
For years, and given up by physicians of
Brights and other kidney diseases, liver COM
plants, severe coughs called consumption, have
been cured.
Women gone nearly crazy!
From agony of neuralgia, nervousness, wake
fulness and various diseases peculiar to women.
People drawn out of shape from excruciating
pangs of rheumatism.
Intlammatory and chronic, or suffering from
scrofula
Erysipelas
Salt rheum, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, and In fact almost all diseases frai
Nature is heir to
Have been cured by Hop Btters, proof of
which Can be found in every neighborhood in the
world.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23
SPLENDED PROPERTY FOR SALE.


SPLENDID PROPERTY FOR SALE.
ON SPESUTIA ISLAND.
MIDDLE ISLAND FARM DIVIDED. IG5
Acres, more or less of the best land in the State
with all the improvements, new large Mansion
House. two Tenant Houses. numerous Outbuild-
ngs, frst-class, with the FISHING SHORE and
all the buildings under lease at $500 per sea-
son, from March the list until June LIST. These
buildings can be used for canning business if de-
sired. The land is embraced by single straight
line from Bay Shore and intersecting a large
range of pasterage. Also having large Peach and
Apple Orchards, in full bearing Peaches select
ed kinds for canning business.
The whole Middle Island Farm of 900 Acres
with valuable mineral deposits of Brick Mould
ing Sand can be bought together.
Large portion of purchase money can remain
on the premises secured by mortgage bearing
ing per cent interest Apply to
Us. g. G. L. DALLAM,
Real Estate Agents, Bel Air,
Or on the premises to J. M.SIMMONS'
Aberdeen p. o., Hartford Co., Md. l3ju
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mARFoRn GO. FARM

DESIRABLE HARTFORD 90. FARM
~ OF 254 ACRES FOR SALE.-The under
signed offers for sale a Farm of 254 Acres, stu
ated in Dublin district. ~ miles from Pylesville
and one mile from station on Maryland Central
Railroad. Land good and neighborhood desra-
BILE. The improvements are comfortable DWELL
ing House, Barn, new Spring House, pure water
and every needed convenience. Well suited for
Il canning property. Additional land can be
bought adjoining. For further information APP
ply to X. w. CURRY.
.pDmh High Point Hartford CO. Md
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DON.I' MISS ITi

Wells Trough on Rats" Almanac at druggists
or mailed for &c. stamp. E. s. Wells, Jersey City
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-Schroeder's Corn Solvent for the complete
cure and removal of Corns, Bunions and Warts
Price 25 cts
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Mother Swans Worm SyruD.

Infallible tasteless, harmless, cathartc: for
25c
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A DESIRABLE PROPERTY
IA IN HARTFORD COUNTY
AT PRIVATE SALE.

Situate at or near Mcchanicsville, about X
miles from Hickory, containing
AK ACRES OF LAND MORE OR LESS.
Soil red clay. Theimprovements consist of TWO
SMALL DWELLING HOUSES. good Wagon
House, Granary and Hen House, There is a
pump of excellent water at the door, and spring
not far distant. 1t is in a very desirable neigh
borhood, being within a convenient distance of
Churches of all denominations, Schools Stores
and Mills. Price reasonable: terms easy. For
further particulars apply to
JOHN S. YOUNG,
mh3O Attorney at Law, Bel Air, Md.
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TIRED ALL OVER.
What Rested and Refeshed a Weary
Man in Memphis.

mo, 1t never amounted to an acute pain, but
continued to be dull weary ache in the small of
ny back writes Mr.: James Thomas OF NO. 81
old experience, and life became dull music. was
tired all over and pains in the lower limbs, and
a habit of lying awake of nights. Recently tried
one Benson's CAPCINE POROUS PLASTERS
and was decidedly relieved within twenty-four
hours. 1t may have been Providence that did the
ter" Mr. Thomas reverential idea does him'cred-
it, but Providence works by agents, and among
them Benson's plasters rank first as an external
remedy, 1t acts quickly in relief ana healing.
and renders life better worth living. Price %
cents. Look in the middle of the plaster for the
word Capcine. Ask your physician about it.
Seabury & johnson, Chemists, New York.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-11-23

DOR SALE.-A VALUABLE FARM, be-
4 longing to the estate of the late Abraham
Merritt, located y miles from Faston Station,
on the Maryland Central Railroad, % miles from
Baltimore. This farm contains
ABOUT 100 ACRES
of fine quality of land, in section of country I'M
surpassed for its natural advantages which are
now being rapidly developed by the building of
the Maryland Central Road. Fo. terms of sale,
&c, apply to the executors,
VIM. G. HAVILAND,
II Il. PULL,
South ST., Baltimore.
Or to MORDECAI PRICE, Fallston, Md.
Gju6m
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"BUCHU-PAIRA..

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. ST. Druggists
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RXAMINERs, NOrICE.-The undersigned

EXAMINERS' NOTlCE.-The undersigned
II Examiners. appointed by the County Com
missioners of Hartford county, to locate public
to Waters Mill, near the bridge over Winters
Run, and running thence through the lands of
VIM. II. Waters, until it intersects the public
road leading from Waters Mill to Red Pump,
where it crosses the Maryland Central Railroad.
Also to open new road from point on the pub
lie road leading from Amos Cross Roads to Wa
tiers Mill, through the lands of William NJ. Edelin,
and Thomas Amos to intersect the public road
leading from Amos X Roads to Mtchell's Mill,
near Winters Run, hereby give notice that they
will meet on the ground, on
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER goth. Iss3.
At 10 o'clock, A. NJ, for the purpose above des-
gnated.
JAMES X. KEECH,
HENRY Il. MITCHELL,
JOHN CLARK,
oct2G Examiners.
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DESIRABLE SMALL FARM

Containing from 20 TO 40 Acres, as may be de-
sired; situated three miles from the Rocks of Deer
Creek and one mile from Jarrettsvlle, Har-
ford Co., Md. Improved by a comfortable
Dwelling; well fenced and in good cultivation
A large supply of pure water. Neighborhood
healthy and desirable; convenient to schools and
churches. A fine location for a canning house,
Possession given at sale. Price low and terms
reasonable.
Mrs. f. L. AYRES,
au3l Rocks Hartford Co Md
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IMPORTANT TO CLAIMANTS.

\
ALL POSTMASTERS between July LIST, 1864
and July l, 1874 and those having claims for rent
&c.
ALL OFFICERS AND ENLISTED MEN who
had horses killed or captured in battle, or lost
from any exigeney of military service.
ALL PERSONS having claims as pensions,
bounty, &c. All soldiers of Mexican war entitled
to land warrants of 100 acres, and those having
claims to be prosecuted before any of the De-
partments at Washington, will find 1t to their ad-
vantage to consult
y. w. BRADFORD,
mh9 Attorney Mt Law Rel Air Nd
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HOLY TRINITY SCHOOL.
IL CHURCHVILLE,
REV. EDWARD A. COLBURN, Rector.
Mr.. WARING THOMAS, Teacher.
A Classical and Mathematical course guaran-
teed. Session opens Sept. 18th. aulO
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NOR SAGE.-A NICE LITTLE FARM of
Il EIGHTY ACRES, about 20 of which is clear
ed, balance in good timber. This place is divided
into six convenient fields; is well situated on the
main road leading from Bel Air to Edgewood,
about miles from the former place and ~ miles
from the B and o. Railroad. Improvements
good, locality healthy, and neighborhood unex-
eeptionabe. Address
JAMES b. PRESTON
octl9-2m Emmorton, Hartford Co., Md.
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ENOR SALE,-A FARM of about 400 ACRES of
II good level land, clear of stone. About 300
acres in cultivation, we'll improved and of good
quality. The balance in timber. The improve
ments consist of large and convenient DWELL
ing. Bank Barn. large Canning House, fitted up
with the latest Machinery two Tenant Houses,
together with all convenient outbuldings-all in
good repair. For further particulars call on or
address Miss Maria G. Mcclure, Perrymans Har-
ford county, Md, or call on
MARTIN g. Co.,
Octlg ~ s. Frederick street. Baltimore
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-06-23

. 3
A Judge in st. Louis has discharged a
master of public school who was pros
ecuted for whipping boy after milder
punishment had been of no avail. The
Court found that in order to preserve
discipline the teacher must determine
the necessity, the nature, and extent Of
punishment, his acts, like those Of a
parent, being subject to judicial review.
The Judge also said -Four years ex-
perience in the administration of GRIM
inal law conVinces me that the boys
who become criminals are boys that
don't get whipped and when it is re-
membered that large percentage of
the holder crimes known to the law is
committed by youths ranging in age firm
Ia to 90 years, the question arises is it
better whip first or to punish afterward
States.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-06-23
The Only city On the Equator.

At Quito, the only city in the world on
the line of the equator, the sun sets and
rises at 6 o'clock the year round. Your
clock may break down, your watch get
cranky, but the sun never makes mis-
take here. When it disappears from
sight for the night it is 6 o'clock, and
you can set your watch accordingly. In
one part of the city it is summer season,
and in the other part it is winter.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-06-23

Marshal Pickel summoned the boys Of
town to work the streets, and appear at
the court house at a stated time for
that purpose. Thursday morning sew
eral boys and men reported ready for
duty aud our marshal scarcely knew
what to do with them. He was taken
by surprise, and looked very much re-
lieved when the party said they had
rather pay $3.50 than to wOrk.-Farm-
erYille Gazette.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
Irvine's Addition to West st. Paul i.
Nelson Avenue, South Side.

Dayton and Irvine's Addition to st. Paul {.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
At THE BASE OE SHASTA.

The butte gathered a black cloud
around its head and suddenly threw it
down into the forest in shape of furi-
Gus rain-storm, enlivened by those near
and tremendous claps of thunder that
are heard only in high mountains. It
seemed sometimes as if the great butte
itself were splitting apart, so tremen-
dous were the reports of the electric
discharges. Out of woods and out of
the storm, [ came, toward evening, into
Strawberry valley, where there is hay
ranch and hotel. Mr.. Sisson, the
owner, is Shasta enthusiast. He was
the first settler on the mountain side,
and the first man to provide accommo-
dations for tourists. In summer there
are always score or more of visitors at
his house who have braved the dangers
OF eighty miles of staging to get near
the magnificent mountain. Every sea-
son parties go up to the summit-not a
perilous ascent, and not difficult for
those who have good legs and good
lungs. It is an affair of three days.
The first evening one reaches the tim
Der line and camps for the night. By
making an early start next morning
the summit is gained before noon, and
the down-hill scramble back to camp is
easy. Next day is partly consumed by
the ride back to the hotel over the trail.
Mr.. Sisson says he intends to construct
bridle-path all the way to the summit
by the time the railroad reaches his
place, and build q stout cabin on the
top, where persons can take refuge in
snow-storms and pass the night if need
be. Eastern mountains are mere pig
mics compared to these giants of the
Pacific coast. If two Mount Washing
tons could be piled one on the other,
and the summit then crowned by the
highest peak of the Catskills, the alti-
tude of Shasta would barely be OBJ
tanned. When the railroad now build
ing northward to Oregon has made this
monarch of the Sierras easily accessible,
journey to its summit, or at least to
its base, will be the best experience of
California travel. - Cor. NeU York
Tribune.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
NO PRESOKER.

Seidlitz, the famous General of cav
airy, when still a young officer, used to
maintain that any mounted soldier who
allowed himself to be taken prisoner,
together with his horse, was a scamp
and coward. He once rode in the
suite of the King over the bridge lead
ing into the fortress of Glogaus. When
they had reached the middle of the
bridge, at signal from the King, the
two drawbridges in front and behind
were drawn up, and the King turned to
Seidlitz with these words: ''Now you
are my prisoner. 'tNot yet, your
Majesty" answered the bold horseman,
as he gave the spurs to his horse,
leaped over the parapet into the Oder,
and swan safely to shore. He was
only Cornet when he sprang into the
water, but he found himself "a Captain
by the time he got to land.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16

will penetrate the hub, and work it's
way out around the lemons of the
spokes, and spoil the wheel. Tallow is
the best lubricator for wooden axle
trees, and castor-o1 for iron. Just
grease enough should be applied to the
spindle Of a wagon to give it light
coating; this is better than more, for
the surplus put on will work out at the
ends, and be forced to the shoulder
bands and nut-washer into the hub
around the outside of the boxes. To
oil an iron axle-tree first wipe the
spindle clean with a cloth wet with
spirits of turpentine, and then apply q
few drops of castor-o1 near the shoulder
and end. One teaspoonful is sufficient
for the whole. We would add that for
journals, on which there is heavy
pressure, it is a good plan to mix with
the oil some lamp-black or common
SCOT. Powdered plumbago or black
lead is also employed for the same
purpose.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
FHY BOYS DISLIKE TO LEARN
TRADES.
purpose.

The old system is, in the main, re-
sponsible for the aversion that such a
large number of boys manifest for
learning trades. For the first year a
boy in blacksmith shop, for instance,
is put to the toughest and most disa-
greeable work. He is made to do a
thousand and one things that will be of
no use to him when he grows up, and
have nothing to do with making him
a skillful mechanic. He knows this and
naturally rebels and wants to do some
thing that will be of benefit to him.
He is brought to feel that to be a good
blacksmith man requires much Drawn
and little brains. That he obtains an er-
roneous idea of the trade he is trying to
learn we all know, but nevertheless
this impression is apt to become fixed
in his mind from the character of the
work heis put to. Isit any wonder that
he looks with envy on the boy behind the
counter or in lawyers Office and longs
to get away from an employment that
has become irksome ?-The Blacksmith
and WheellCright.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
Jefferson Avenue, North Side.
Kate Street, North side.

Robertson's Addition to West St. Paul.
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HEALTHIS WEALTH

DIR. E. G. Vests nerve and brain treatment, q
specific for hysteris, dizziness, convuleions,
nervous headache, mental depression, loss Of
memory, premature old age, caused by over
exertion or over-indulgence, which leads to mis-
cry, decay and death, One box will cure recent
cases, Each box contains one months treat
meat. One dollar box or six boxes for fiv
dollars, sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price
We guarantee six boxes to cure any case. Witt
each order received by US for six bo1es, accom-
panied with five dollars, we will g. q the pur-
chaser our written guarantees to re+ur: the money
if the treatment does not effect cure. Guar
antees issued only by Larnbie & Co., corner
Third and Wabsshsw streets, st. Paul, MINI.
Or'i--s by mail promptly attended to.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
GREASING WAGONS.

This is of more Importance than
wagon-owners imagine. The following,
from an unknown source, says the
Coachmaker'S Magazine, is valuable
information on the subject, which we
trust will be duly needed. Few people
are aware that they do wagons and car
riages more injury by greasing too
plentifully than in any other way. A
well-made wheel will endure constant
wear from ten to twenty-five years, if
care is taken to use the right kind and
proper amount Of grease; but if this
matter is not attended to, they will be
used up in five or six years. Lard
should never be used ca a wagon, for it
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
Mackubin and Marshalrs addition to St. Paul.
Supposed owner and
Iglehart Street, South Side.
Lot. Block. 3 nefts.

.rvine's Addition to st. Paul.
Daily globe., 1883-08-16
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