Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-22
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
HOW n BODY of Politicians Were Re
yived and Discovered some
thing Valuable.

The Tammany excursion TO the late
state convention at Buffalo We're surpris-
ed on their return trip last Friday by
the introduction into their midst of TIVE
misunderstanding cases marked i'm a
hsld. running hand, "Iippecanoe This
iaconie inscription somewhat troubled
the placid breasts of the leading district
leaders, who were on the alert to capture
the scalps of tagging county delegates,
in retaliation for their appropriating
Tammany's thunder
As the train steamed out of the Roch.
ester depot, young man gently touch
ed the shoulder of Hon. John Kelly, and
cesticuated in the direction of the cases
aforesaid. Mr.. Kelly at once took in the
situation, and, linking the arm of the
Young man, went forth to investigate
the secret of the mysterious boxes.
''Iippecanoew exclaimed the we'll
known leader. "Why, I knew him and
Tyler, too.
YES, calculated delegate Pmnkett
I'VE were bosom friends Tip was q
good old sol1, and SO was Tyler, too "
These bursts of eNtempore wit had
the effect of bringing the different dele
gates to their feet, and one and all let
loose their fund of pungency upon the
"Tippecanoe' cases.
Lets open them3 suggested a dele
g2te and in the space of 81 and one-half
seconds the contents Of the cases were
undergoing critical analysis, when it
was found that ''IippcCanOe' was prep
araration far superior to any bitters now,
on ever known to the public. AS the
delegates saked their assimilated thirsts.
they one and all praised "Tippecanoe"
and Tyler, too, while complimentary re
marks were made hy such adopts as the
Hon. John Kelly, George w. Plunkett,
William II. Hullihau, Senator Ireanor,
and many others. 1t was generally con
aeded that "Tippecanoe" had the effect
Of infUsing new life and energy IN the
ranks of the assembled warriors aud
clearing their intelects after the very
severe physical and mental strain Incl
dent to the convention, so that while 10
was considered at first simply palatable
drink, 1t proved TO be a preparation
which not Oldy refreshed but was UNI
questionably the best remedy known for
dyspepsia, mal-assimilation of food,
stomach disorders, general functional
arrangements, constipation tired feel
ings, malaria, blood disorders, skin
eruptions, loss of energy. feeble appetite,
bilious headache, etc. The combination
of a delicious drink with a wonderfully
efficient remedy is as gratifying as it Is
rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
the new preparation which is being in
troduced to the public" and is certain to
supercede all bitters." is taken from
the New York Standard of a recent is
sue. "Tippecanoe' is prepared by Mr..
II. I'll. Warner, of Rochester, n y, who
is known to every man, woman and
child in the land as proprietor OF War
ner's Safe Cure, better known as War
ners Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. In
addition also to "Tippecanoe' Mr. War
ner is just Introducing a Safe Rheumatic
| Cure which he personally guarantees to
/ cure ninety-tiye per cent. OF all rheu,
matte affections. The popularity of the
/ Safe Cure. together with the high per
sonal standing of Mr. Warner make
this the most complete and responsible
guarantee possible. The peculiar name
Of "Tippecanoe' is, as we learn, adopted
to prevent the fraudulent limitations
which always follow meritorious arti.
ticles. Its principal ingredients were
used by the Harrison family in those
early days ana became famous for eff
cheney at that time
The terrible revelations made by mod
ern health statistics indicate that some
thing must be done to check the ray a
ges of disease and stop untimely deaths,
Thousands of persons are dying annual
" from no other cause than thoughtlesg
neglect. The slightsymptoms Of uneasi
mass, headaches, mallesimilation Of food
and other similar troubles are often &C n.
sidered Of too little Importance TO re-
quire attention or treatment. They are
therefore permitted to continue until
health is broken, the constitution
wrecked and the life exhausted, when
by timely use of the right remedy,
health might be secured and life pro
| longed.