Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-06-04
ALL SORTS.

AFTER THEY WENT FIsIIING.-They didn't catch
many fish, although they had great deal of fun and
got themselves wet all over when the log they had
been sitting on rolled and dropped them into the
water. The biggest catch of the day was the severe
cold they caught from not being properly dried when
they came out. A summer cold is quite dangerous
in winter, but Perry Davis Pain Killer is the
sovereign remedy in case of either.
Fortune knocks at every mans door once in life.
But in some it only stops long enough to leave
printed circular.
VEGEr1NE.-By its use you will prevent many of the
diseases prevailing in the Spring and Summer season.
1t early say what style parasol will be fash
ionable, but, as usual, they will be just high
anough to rake out a mans eye.
Startling weakness, general and debility,
impaired memory, lack of selfeonfdence, premature
loss of manly vIgor and powers, common results
of excessive indulgence youthful indscretons and
pernicious solitary practices. Victims whose
hood has thus been wrecked by sefabuse should ad-
dress, with three letter stamps, for large illustrated
treaties giving means of perfect e, Worlds Dispen-
| sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Prosperity is no just scale; adversely is the only
| balance to weigh friends.-[Plutarch.
redlueIS, TlUDOHS, NclNoI De
] that new hat by using the Diamond Dyes. 10 cents
| for any color.
The greatest pleasure know is to do good action
by stealth, and to have it found out by accident
| Lamb.
| keep your place ana your place will keep you."
| But you cannot expect to keep your place without
health the foundation of all success. For instance
! railroad engineer in the employ of the G. M. & St.
Paul R. R. had been greyousy affected with diabetes
for six years. He took four boxes of Kidney Wort and
now writes that he is entirely cured and working
regularly.
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost
knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or
medicines; but lost time is gone forever-[ Smiles.
ONE SUFFERING SOUL HAPPY.-"If send one
suffering soul to you writes James Corbin of Wash
burn Ill., II will be happy. Samaritan Nervine cured
me, and will cure all cases of fits Sl.5O.
The temperate are the most truly luxurious. By
abstaning from most things, it is surprising how
many things enjoy Simms.
For sluggish bowels, torpid liver indigestion, bad
BREATH fatulence sckheadache Ayers Cathartic Pills
are the certain remedy By land at sea, out the
prairie OF in the crowded city, they the best pill
for purgatve purposes, everywhere alike convenient
effcacious and safe.
Trade increases the wealth and glory of a country
but its real strength and stamina to be looked fol
among the cutivators of the and.-[L Lord Chatham.
The Greai Eastern has capacity of 1875 tons, O.
5000 tons larger than Noah's Ark. Even this Levia
than of the sea hasn't enough in which to stow
the goods sold during the last so years, and known
, DR.. Graves Heart Regulator. This preparation is
certain specific for heart disease prostraton
and sleeplessness.
Alteration in any part of our carriage is lighting
a candle to selves, and never fails to make
taken notice of. either wanting sincerity
: -[Locke.
j BRIGHT's DISEASE, DIABETES, KIDNEY, LIVER o
. URINARY DIsEAsEs.-Have fear of any of thes
diseases if you Hop BIties, they will prever
and cure the worst cases. even when you have bee
made worse by some great pulled up pretended cure
Fame confers rank above that of gentlemen and
: kings. As she issues her patent of nobility,
= matters not straw whether the recipient be the so
: of Bourbon or of tallow chandler-[Bulwer-Lyt
What will cure the worst case of dyspepsia? Whi
will insure hearty appetite and increased digestion
What will general debility and give a new leas
i of life? What will dispel nervous depression and 10
e spirits? What will restore exhausted mothers to fu
e strength? What will strengthen and muscles
What will enrich the blood? What will enable you
overcome weakness, wakefulness and lack of energy
What will prevent chils and fever and other effects
IL malarial poison? Browns Iron Bitters 1t is well
J. know this.
d Boy to gentleman who has not given him any r
n ward for carrying his portmanteau: "An please. 81
what must say if anyone asks me how much has
thank you for?"
DRAGGING PAINs."-Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo,
Y: Dear Sir-My wife had suffered with "fema
weaknesses for nearly three years. At times 81
could hardly move, she had such dragging pains.
lie often your "Favorite Prescription" advertised
il supposed like most patent medicines it did not amou
to any thing, but at last concluded to try bolt
which she did. 1t made her sick at first, but it beg
to show its effect in a marked improvement, and t'
u bottles cured her. Yours, etc., A. J. Huyck, Depos
ep New York.
t. ''You bachelors ought to be taxed" said Mrs. Lac
k ford a resolnte evader of the matrimonial.
no agree with you perfectly, madam. the reply I"
:. bachelordom is a Luxury
. Roof BEET.-From butchers Extract of Roots
:" home made beer. A CSC bottle makes 10 gallons;
ne other material in the house. Made in 80 minut
nd BILE and healthy.
butchers Dead Shot for bed bugs, butchers Lg
ming Fly Killer, the great national extermnators.
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. A fresh mind keeps the body fresh. Take in
ideas of the day. drain off those of yesterday. AS
re the morrow time enough to consider it when it
comes to-day.-(Bulwer-Lytton
I'm WHY THEY CALL HIM "oLD MAN."-"Yes, thu
sadly So" said Jenkins. 'my hair is turning gray
falling out before its time. Use something? wol
in but most hair restorers dangerous" 'True,"
od swered his friend, but Parkers Hair Balsam il
harmless as it is effective. I've tried it, and KIN
ho Give the Balsam show and the boys viii
Use calling you old Man Jenkins" 1t never fail
ay restore the original color gray faded hair Ric
Nv perfumed, an elegant dressing.
nx Perhaps l do not know what was made for;
. one thing l certainly never was made for, and tina
to put principles on and off at the dictaton of pa
iIy as lackey changes his livery at his masters C
in mand.-[ Horace Mann.
for OK THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The yoltaic Belt
i'd Marshall. Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated
ont rovoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
thirty days to men (young od) who are affii
" with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred tr
MO les guaranteeing speedy and complete restoratio
, in health and manly vigor. Address above. N.
so No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed
in Work given out. On receipt Of your address we
80, make offer by which you can earn So to 81 e
ings, at your home. Men, women. boys or girls
do it. II. C. Wilkinson q Co., los 1877 Fulton st.,