Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1883-03-15
Mr.. Spoopendyke.

"lve got dog irlshd VI "'he
gaye lae. What do you think OF
him.
Good gracious'' calculated Mrs
spoopsndyke, mounting chair IN
disnay. ne he mad??"
mo, Mrs. spoopendyke," retorted
her husband, "ha not oaly isn't nad'
but he isn't a p,epladder elther, nor
a. bird's.eye view. Hes dog and
if YOU don't get ont OF that chair
he'll probably bite your legs of.
Mrs. spoopsnlyke sat down on her
iest and eyed the brute with some
trspida.ioa. l.
Maybe he's got the hydrophoOla,
ahe suggs sted, by way OF d hearty
WELCOME.
"Ifraps he has, agreed Mr.. spoor, |
endyke; "but, il he has, he's got it in
bis pocket. Come here, doggee, dog
gee, doggee!'' and Mr. spoopendyke
snapped his fingers rersuAs'vely'
"Why don't he come when you call
him." asked Mrs. Spoopsndyke'
deeply interested in the proceedings.
because you make such dod.
sasted noiae you scare him" explain
ed Mr.. spoopendyke. "come, doggy
doggy, doggy
II don't quite like the way ma
: tongue hangs out" objected Mrs.
spoopendyke. ut aop't loof nat
ural."
"Maybe you don't like the way his
tail hangs out, either. P'raps you
/, think that's artificial, too. With yorr
| information about dogs you only need
+, a slate bottom and broken hinge to
e he dog pound. Keep quiet nov
while | learn n!W soie 'AiS3"'
e here, doggy! Sit mp, sir
The dog stretched out bis leggs'
t opened mouth like folding bed
q stead and growled.
Y What makes him dc that 2 asked
n Mira. spoopenayke, sitting on the back
's Ct a chair with her Feet on the seat
y bod CAST it, howled Mr.. spo0r
is eudyke. "Whc do you spose mad
is him do it,. Think he works on
/? wire? Got a notion hegoes by steam
re lie don't, I tell y; he's alive, ant
to he does it because. that's the bent o
le his measly mind, WhaA sls qssy you VI "
la114 E:7. ss,s.a4-ts = ,--o..s2 ~.
held up an adaonitory iiugef.
ner The dog eyed Mr.. spoopendyI
lali With anything but an assuring glane
i've Hes hungry" suggested Nj
the spoopendyke. Dogs do like tn
ted when they want to be taken down
fer the yard and be led.
niz 'of course vow know" srumb!
lily Mr.. spoopendyke. "All you want
rot perfect ignorance on the part 0!
sive police to be dog fight. Got 81
'een thing in the house for him to eat.
zers There's some cold oyster stew a
piece Of custarl pie"
rms "That's i'll" raved Mr. Spoop'
the dyke. That's what's the mat
oove with the dog. He wants pie You
cot it. You only need a commit
civ. and fight to be a bench sh
o. tho Where's the oysters? Don't you
: in the dog lining for oysters? E? Hav'
We got some cold coffee for him? c
him lemon to stay hia stomac
la:ly and Mr.. spoopendyke jumped stra'
IS ea- up and landed on the dog.
The The DOG made for the open air '
ogue; howl, and Mr.. spoopendyke g
anish cred up twelve baskets of hin
,rims and looked after bis prize.
ut CT Never mind, dear, said
spoopendyke, aoothingly' "hsll
back.
gress "Ifhe does Ii kill him shouted
" 10 spoopendyke. "See what yo
n'sE' done. You made me loae my
from ard tear my trousers. Anyt
'sI0n' more about dogs you don't kr
"asn y s Got any more intelligence to In
d :. 'ne about dogs? All you want is
'geFS ct Of brandy around yonr neck
e Go' snow atorm to be a monk OF
eslly- Bernard" with which logical &C
1855 , aion Mr.. spoopendyks began ez
'ouaas :, ing hia outlying districts ior po'
oFk bites, while>his wife speculated
" hse the salvation Of The cold oyster
u INC the custard pie by the sudden
'u'ea ,. GENTLY satisfactory disatlection q
. dog.
market Pennyroyal distributed in
Bsrgh frequented by reaches will
ques- them away.
IS must Children are not often uaeiu
or that they sometimes come into play
WIZ What city is drawn more :re'
ly than any other Cork.
r there When does COW become r
settled Late when she is turned
a 240,. seld.
lucn o' What relation is the do'
within ,o e.enfsthe,