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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
ZOE sALE or REN1.

DRIVATE sALE.-THAT DESIRABLE
J. Residence, corner OF East Orange ana
Lime streets. Having furnace range, gas, hot
and cold water, and fountain IN silo yard
W. ID. sPRECIlER,
3l East King street.
n2l2mdWSS Lancaster, Pa
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19

RED HORSE POWDERS cure all diseases
horse, cattio, sheep, hogs, poultry and all
Live stock. \ POSIrlVECURE, mayA-2
For sale at II. d. Cochran's drug store lS7
North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
A r,oa.art sonnowl.demen,.

Had sour stomach and miserable appetite
for months and grew thin every day. I used
BurdOck BLOOD BUtorS with thu most marvel
Gus results feel splendid. Mrs Joseph john
son, ~ tshurg, P1. For sale by II. II. Cochran,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
< ~ KEwtKD--rHE AbuvE RE

= n0 KEW tRD--rAE ABuyE RE
D.OU ward Will be paid by the Board OF
Health Tor information that Will lead 10 The
conviction of the person who removed the
smallpox flag from the Western hotel corner
OF orange and water streets, ON Friday night
Dec. IA, aud on sunday morning, Dee lG,
Also, "a standing reward OF the same amount
tor information that viii lead TO the conYic-
tiOn OF any person ta'ing down any small.
puX ttag from any house In the city @ I.aDcas,
ter, without the authority OF tho Heaitn CON.
mis- siOnCr,
By ordsr OF the Board OF Heal h.
Ii. BROWN, NJ. d.,
dlTSt secretary.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19

uhEK's PAIN PANACEA cures a pain in
man and beast, For use externally and inter
nally.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19

I OPEsED MT FINE UAsDiEs TODAY.
i My banana Room Is tull OF Choice Ripe
Bananas, Elegant Cluster Grapes, % EoXes
Florida Oranges, besides "A full line OF Choice
Fruits. Prickly Pears, the trst ever brought
10 this city, at CHAs, w. ECKERT'S,
IT, No. l2g E. King ST.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
InllAnNiniIIn
Quotations by Associated Pro.s.

Quotations by Associated Pro.s.
Stocks feverIsh.
Philadelphia y Erie X. R,....,.......,...... ls
Recalling Railroad ad........................ .-2sL
Pennsylvania Railroad. ad...................... bsH
Lehigh Valley Railroad oad.....................7 II
United Companies OF Now Jersey. .,lg7
nOrthern IRcinc.. .......p,....,....s Z0h
Northern Pacific PrefcrrG i............. -. 80
Northern Central Railroad ........... ..... 60A
Lenigh Navigation COmpany....,......... Ah
Norristown Railroad. ......,........... .l0sH
Central Transportation Compauy........3 80
Pitsb'g, Tltusvillc h Buffalo x. r.. ..... IL
little aChuvlliill Railroad ......,.......... G3
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
C,HKisrMAs TREES.

4 rHRisTMAs TREES.
" ON saturday and Monday, Dec. - and 2i,
l will have TOR sale at my Tree Stand, in Con-
tire Square, an extra fne lot OF Cultivat ed
EvergTeens suitable tor Christmas Trees.
dl7.l9S2lRs LOUIS q. LYTE.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19

matumists. II means business. and mt.
the responsibility waere IL belouss n
will be taken from grange IN grange and
disseminated throughout ,,a cutiro aorI
cultural community, VII il viii WORK
future woe TO all tho ul,inl um s.batS'u q
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19

MosT violent explosions ut coughing are
stopped y.Ha!e's Honey Of nOrehCund and
Tar rike's rootbache Drops cure ia one MT
mute. '7lWdeOudw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
KEW ADpEaTIsEM kSTs,
C,LL AND EXAMINE THE

FINE GOODS FOR CHRISTMAS.
ROHRER's LIQUOR STORE,
IL No. q Penn Enunre
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-12-19
sPkUIAL knqtGEn.

Tue universal verdict, "The Hop Plaster Is
the best porous plaster ever male" Only
2j Cts
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11
BRAVE WOMAN.
ConceaIing Her own Agony 10 save
the Lane OF Her own Husband

ConceaIing Her own Agony 10 save
the Lafe or Her own
From the Pae Grove Herald.
On las, Sunday evening william RumD
and his wife, Of C~heTryyi.ie, aher put
ting their caildren to bed. we're in front
Of the house Just as twilight was gather
ing. amusing. themselves in a playful
way. Tho husband rar away from the
house several rods. followed By his
wife. In running his len arm struck
the revolver which was IN his coat
pocket. An idea fEhed through bis
mind that he would scare his wife u the
da-SSssS z1t draw NJ bis revolver
[ fro 70 his pockst he ahmed u towards
I the tIsn. AMI. be sl-t Der IN me 2
men. Sc exclaimed On. WlAl-
r,n sbor me he Turned ald aii.
Lf dii shoot YOU in
this foolish wly vii take
nv own Ire. and he pointed the revolt
YER q, his heat. bur she caught his hand
sni begged him I'd % Shoes. saving
ssnt s-o. She persuaded him %
empty every chamber q the rev1lve,
-4-1 ths woods. and then Ea-Sed as
% tie house. At the house G met a
1Cv and tod him % hurry 8nt gei
matches her husband heard tins a,
Quickly cane 20 her side. and s1e tier
-,'f him soc Was shot. and be sl2ul-
1u5cNIv 70 for the d0c1or. On MS "a.
- s-5fsed the usiZhc0rz Who vent @
me \ use and f1u-d her In ost sl-z-
NJ ,ain. Thres doctors were sun
meued a. SON - possible. two rrou
m1n. and Carpenter Of P1--svlle
Thsv discovered tlar -hs bal hat en-
tered the Abdomen. q Trims -loZe
ia The let hip. The wCuut Vas a "a
2 -ar,us one. Aud the woman fingered II
{ MONDAY ugnt when death came an
-el eyed her TIE husband l. Ia A e.
F. rfntv distressed state Of mint. il a.
r NV recently be Stood = his aths
= mi ~ him bg-iei beneath several tCi
: 1f caal in the mines, and TINS ooup
afiicuou. Il i feared. Ill czuSs him
L. oss his reason. Ms kump EaS &hol
i raenry-tWo OF kge and the moSh'
- OF two children. she AS the taugdu
Z OF M1eoazl Wsuertch. Of Hnsgrol
e r2Nnshp.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11
value of Lnbrieants

one Of the most prsct-ca axpSrtme1&
msie Nith kwsW 30 uess the value " =
pod uorirant : iue 10 tss ingenuity q
NJ MORN. Wh' hss OunG .asl the f-tc~
uon Of cSSlCou slst up0E a Try cel-
meta ocartng amounts % - 0f the
transmlEua1 puasr. Wnde VIVA Wrougnt
iron shalt the FRICTION Is moro thea o3o;
there ore. u SUI seats were dry and
anluorcsce1. 0ns-ath aud one-,ourt1
r~sspSckyosy 81 the tOea Hlel $50 Sout0
oscOmo saSge1 n overcoming friction.
81 CAREFUL LlorrcteOn ul these same
shkitS the OsS Is cedlcoo % 00& "a
shoNtng mOSr slrkugy the ruauon
u b1ortcAlon 70 mechanical movement
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11

me 10 myself, free 10 examine the mys-
t,ries ol'mv heart / could not believe
/, John false aud hckle2 John sun
nina himself in the light Of his old loves
sWiles while ! was away And vet now
s|tronaly all the circumstances seem W
point 10 III ilung my things lhlp NY
trunk with reckless haste deleIhiIhon
10 return home no once ana accuse 'oin
of his wirkedneaa.
the rails 1 rebearsed TO myselfthe scorn-
i,I snee.hrs 1 would make, the culung
contempt with which | would tell mn
Nat henceforth We could be nnthlhs
NOR, thnn strangers IA each other. hnt
N nil ended ia Il burst OF tears. IL Jniih
wna mIthlras, my love, my dem'-gou III
whom could 4 believer
n vas0 o'clock nj night when at last
I stood on the stops ut my own uoeI'
The servant stared ut me III po"i-
aMIasteT wasn't expectin' Of you,
n,s'aw F" abe anid, "and@"
LnoW: lot me passl' | uttered
bonrsely. aud the next moment $1,000
i'm J,hn's study. | don't know whetnSr
ar not / had expected to see Lulu ~
we'll sitting beside him, but u ceruahly
WAS a relief 10 llnd that he was N.ouu'
heudin ONoi AVS uooN h'N"'J, -
mating some small bright Object IN a
~yolyet case. lie started to MS leeV W
the sight OF me.
"Belll' he cried.
"Exnctly,' retorted with n haid
laugh "Nou were not eXpectnns p 81 -,
wrY MAY | ask where Miss hi"eu u!
; .tl ,lnp" no looked at me IN genuine
,,tshment. "In the mountains
-,nnnae. She went of the day aitei
{ "oh. John" l threw myself on III
breast In a burst of hysterical tears
, lie pressed me 60 his heart.
"My darling is overturned saiu nc
D "oyer-tired and nervous Let me see j
Nc cannot chase away those tea's'
- hr spoke he hung something nr'sh
\ around my neck-a Diamond cross
< 'lnhn. il IL miner | cried
"Nes. dearest, IL Is yours. II Is VIVA
II | have tniled for ever since You eS
- messed a wish for il a month ago. Not
a ,ou know, dear love, WHY did NOT :
oh. joint But how pale YOU are!
., | cried, as | looked up in his face.
"Palee Nes, perhaps have worse
lnirht and day, YOU know Ana eve
as he smoke he rve'cd and tell.
purins the brain fever that io''oWe
is l had sufficient leisure and rpporlunll
lior r,sretting my folly and leNitN i'r
to lInbn haI died never could have lookt
hi ,yain uppn the diamond cross. But a
n. ,bst ~ mast aud gone john Is aAye Al
ur0 thank God, and We are the ma
" nest rnup q IA the world. y la
.- been Jealous OF him since.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11
A Mountain AIIIgatOr.

William Blackheath, who has just re-
tprned from a six months sol )urn IN
Arizona. has brought to the Comstock
the skin of what he, for want OF a better
name. calls a ella monster, but wflch IS
evidently that Of a saurian Of dinelent
species. The skin now measures seven
Get from tip to tip. and it has evidently
shrunL some inches in drying, Ihougn
ohout the color Of an ordinary ella mon
ster- the reptile is evidently a klnd OF
inland crocodile, or, more properly =
m as il has not the weDDed ieet
oftbe crocodile. The strange saurlan
1as fonnd in a small valley in the White,
stone Mountains. When alive 1t STOOD
two feet high, and its body, just back OF
lis fore-legs, was over three ieet IN CIR
| conference. The creature was as savage
as a bulldog, and as full OF nght as d
yiper. 1t was found by the Toys OF MI
Blackheath and partner. Mheh ne
men arrived at the haunt OF the repule
70 Witch they were attracted by the
6erce and peculiar barking OF their dogs,
three I'M number-they found that one
dog had already been killed and the
others were badly cut up ana coEerev
With blood, The creature displayed
such activity and was so diabollcallY VIC
ious that the two ~prospectors ieareo 70
90 near il. being armed with noun
|, mo better than a Prospecting pick ana 8
shovel with q short handle. Finally th'
thing got one Of the dogs by the iore
: leg. and finding that 1t held on IKE
} terrier. with no sign Of looslng us holu
t, Mr.. Bleckhcath ran forward and strucI
. his pick into its head. Even then IN,
. reptile held on, and it was not unul
: ba1 been struck several blows with IN
mole of the pick that its avs relaxed an
1t gave up the ghost. When the ~
was released it was found that ms IOI
ley had been broken at a point aeoi
two inches above h knee. Mr.. biSc'
heath saws he has met with several
=, the creatures known as ella monsteI
~ that we're two feet and two and a ma
n feet in length, but never before or sin'
10 saw or even suspected the existence
- one so large as hat whose SKIN ne pg
n. sesses. In WAS a surprise to all the Wal
"a men in that section, but some OF y
m Inliaus asserted that far south IN u
Sierra Madre Mountains they had Sc,
~ some that were as large or lar-er. !,
n fortunately, in flying h sauriAh' "
n BIackheath's only idea was 10 nave l
a hide tanned and made iRto hose q
I CATERS, and therefore he dld no ~
=, serve the feet, otherwise the sSfn mig
he stnfErd and mounted by q taxiu'
a mist. lie saws the teeth OF the credtt
"a were over an inch IN Length, were go
~ As q needles, and in shape resemoWl
~ the teeth of a shark.-NlrglnlA =
= New Enterprise.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11
He Blew the Bug

Texas Sla1nz
A small parSy Of Austin
we're Standing on the cofne'
avenue and Rsbscca stree
evening They we're curious
INK a bugle belonging 10 one ?
A. a stranger came along
discussion arnse
Il wish Z csuld play :
enc -
Play on it, exciAile'
7 Wsh that ! could maA'
go,
Its a prSuy haru n-nz
served he third II you -
hang Of the thing Just risn-
Hard thing % DO, en-
stranger. haltiug and
parsv With evident eontsm
roai1 bioS 4 bugie before
hEh.
well soms buges !
from others sad one
ueu
Gimme that buEie.
ssrsNcitedy Il sasrmm
bun and putting hW hs
Que ira srip. There
spuItoE aud then ue )
meneel a kind Of E1
sams time hoiGiuZ as
nan1& ~
Nrsst Ge0patE neg
uith tears streaUinx
, who IA thander nlie.
pseco ulth esyenns pepp
sonllemsa. axnt anu n
. ean hck Aa msn var
h0rn
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11
KIP wINKLE.
How tt Was Visited 10y the Dramatic
Creator or tho Caractcr-euer-
son : i%ntcnu0n

How q was NtsttTA ny the bfaAAANtN
Creator or thc Caractcr-Jcrer-
sons intcnu0n
New York Letter ia the Utica Observer.
Joseph Jchersou has within a .SW
Aays visited, for the first time in his
lids. the gorse which Irving loSated the
tale OF Rip Nan whsle It reaches
ap nom the plain very pictureSQueiy
between two OF she CAtSkiA mountains
A greek e and trickles down be
tAeen bou.ders aud over pebbles. the
sopes AT. wooded ana the p~recip,ces
moSsel. the me5ser description which
lryins made 81 tne sccne Of his tsSend
strikes the visitor As wrvtshSdN made
la8ts. There IS an sun here M >ltSpN
| u,..,w. and ,le oNuey 49, tooltsh
l ,noaSh nos O. clij Is m an ctS-LSa-
isne.t stvle, or stick MISS On
Z. or even hang a WcStcCr beaten SlSn
f~,m ID WA. be di WsS % erect =
tf. white house. ana .St rSn
usW. 10 wasn't his consclencv 1S5 pre-
vented him from c,uutertvltlnS a cClo~
NAL tavern ana sNcNriay thai. 10 w2S an
ant,1ns. HE als zor the idea tl&r pSo-
pIs GENERALLY bS3sYe the story 81 hip
Nan Mlukl0 ana ne points ou- the
spots where the .5vao.e sol eueV0nlere@
hs kes-A}Sn dwarf UhsrS he sSN me
o.G fellows play tcn pms 8nd snSfe ne
lav during ms ols seen. tie 1& Se
Jefferson act Eir. lUt he did not rvcVS-
uzs me zct1r IN -ro cLoSe SnAveu, eue
~a1s Old mAu. 40 came AIN ot1SrS %
1sk A. rlc p.ac1. he mi>t8oS nan To-
minister, Is = ve00y mlg1l Easily "a
ta2 sSs szrvaoav surprised % see BIZ
drink A xasS Of beer. Tue gorge 1l0 70
seem 10 greatly .a5srest sae m&a Wis
8 aas made ans IA .c-utne q q "a
.esend lie hAs SroSn vred % t1'
~&p Van Wnks pay and rs.asr r
senJlh t0sacJ 10, oveAlsS Ne totnN
: hat MS SIcvoSS ia u Gas ooscurSd "a
serSSully
? n an Soing 40 NsW Nork 10 open
asx .hsater ain De Oh drama .
= nd, and heartily visa thai 1 IA
nsger undertake % p.ay ne resi- u q
! ssasoa ~AtogSsher IA other plecsS
r asked Dim III PLAYING . charSct'
. Almost exclusively All continuously 4
D many vsarsdi1 aot o.Gns his coucepuoi
o~oncoroinz t. 81 tnA 10 oun1 e 2m'
> 3has 3ldieulr ~ knos s0ether he ~
y scung properly Ok hot
n srhaLs hardy true he replied, ~
vet TIE performances Of zoe part Ol
~ ~ Ceased 70 ba anything a D. ml
psriuncsory GsS, Amos1 MECHANIC
~ sui. AN Dsd thai there . no psrcel
% Die iharsacs between rs Character
- pusssas e nov and ~ lid ~sa
wears ago.
New xsalthv. indeed, Is Jehsrso
'1s Ne hsss ins rursl aoms over a. hol
- kaS Nj One 0f his a tom. :
- .eo5r IN his company, AMI AnotnSr =
5usinSsS nansZsr Neither No n0r
anilv has much ~ 90 sltn -
~,gopie. shough Ton married A% -
"a S.trssS He 50 believer mspirtlu
NO 81. and q Is Sid nat he sees or
A. ne 4osA the spirits ot hendrtcN oe
"a ) mon promtu1u1N prs&aA 4Af'
-hs ~ .k GA ne 40
An - pubaeadon. iess be shooid Dc
n slss3 ofwlux his religious views
siNsresnz p0rpose&
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11

NsAtesn Psckst ooaS Rave sso ~saf&
~ ,sssrsl d the pecSsk hRes toinS ees-
s.ss - ne NSlzppA 0sux 10 ~ ~
..ss Sf ~ssen Il : osiSs-S has taa NAA
- a.fte.1ion ~ parx ~ MS seazat ne
r,v-r : Sas Ssxsa Sss 49, Laui> sn1 "a
nav $3.50 ssi1ssn Cslr- Nn& - loea
SaA Ave- esG
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11

Fhs maa wh0 wrote q httls samples
snhasd Hos 10 Sst On IN ths W0sta
$50 q oHA arsst ar ne eeaer 4g
bseanss ~ hAinn eaouEh moneg ~ pay
as ara 1e zn NV Nrta anoN1ef
sork % hoN ~ Gst0nm ne NortQ
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11

as be accepted the ~colonelcy Of Uhlans az
Sransbury, AlEsos, q appe"reo puDiioiy
in the uniform Of his regiment.
The Mineral argus., 1883-10-11

ne Paris a-esspspSIs nave eSSuaa ~
.,.oo Kax AlfonsA ssizg eeoytneS4 mas
..c.aors6 hs Nj - IN Ac ~ S~r@AaN
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07

= My young trend, AN sotfy Ia hear ut
You, III health, and hope tina, A change
Of scene and atmosphere will improve
your condition and restore IL your mus
olcs that elasticity tnr which they we're
once noted II is no doubt dis .tecable
To bc hanged when the system II cut ut
order. consequently have instructed 4
ph, sic tan Ia attend you and see that YOU
are hung according Ia the striolest theia-
pcatie rule also have employed re
serve medical iotcc to he called upon IN
case the hangman'> work Is not complete !,
but | Ind II impossible 10 relieve you ot
the duty which the Law says you must
.4ss.sall-ssss AIR.. / -.hake- -haNs.r de ided
upon a compromise. having instructed
the shenii To wait until one O'Clock. by
which time hope you will ieel an I'M
pro,cmeni
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07
TWO LETTERS
A Condemned Man and the Governor
Engage in = pleasant Cores
pon4eaec

prominent Nazas fsitH @lf9 sd been
ser'eaa 81 - he hanged ~rate $50 tAe
3ay ii ,sc. alloa. 81, follo~.as lesser -
the governor
When / stsale ihls pmnn -,
i,t,' r. oIlee'ioa af lay pa hir }ba e.
tered my mind wAs TIA, had com
m,ted great crime and had been ,on-
demned 70 die. | believe ~ "a enforce
men, 81 the law believe that every
man should 50 condud, himself that The
Law may get no hold on hlm. When |
arose ana s,iucd around awhile. dr.
covered that ! VAS not well and that a
sharp PAIN dared through my head.
This lndispos,,ion IS the cause ot this
letter don't feel we'll enough 20 be
hung to-day. kno@ that you expect
e.ery man to do hls duty, and wouIdn' :,
shirk, le, me tell you. Il we're really able
20 discharge my duty don't even like
to ct oui tobacco plants when am rot,
feeling we'll, and beng hung j, little
worse very h,,.e worse than se;ung ngi
Tobacco plants. Beng hung involves
more physical csrrtion than setting oui
iobaa o. bot II lss't hall 50 hard on the
bs,k : ow. Governor, "a confederation
81 the fac, that ara nor feeling veil ie'
my hanging ne postponed un'll feel
able 10 stand the t,'isue have sety
strong constitution, 3hich together Aith
the Ia, that .iddBl,s. as Ward would SAY
: powerful atirattise T. the, sill soon re-
store Inc 70 that Robustness Il health
and aetl.1ly of motion ~ essentlal ON
state OCCASIONS. Ny father VAS hung
during bad health and have many fea-
sons for believing ,ha, the old gentlemen
has never fully recovered. An exeellen,
breakfast has been brought me, bot my
soma IA Is in sgeh an unhealthfal con-
dalon tina, kno3 that ! couldn't digest
II. Pui yourself ~ my place for a mo
men'. How would you like to be
hang With an fii-dlgested treakias, (,
| can eonee3yc Of nothing - un-
comfortable. Indigestion - gradually
sapping inc vitality from our American
institutions and we must take care lest
the srgcIre 81 our government fall 10
the ground. gh2s,ly pale Of runs. The
sheriff and several Newspaper reporters
have arrived, which leads me 10 believe
tina, preparations are being carried to
completion. Hease answer Immediately"
The governor sen, the following reply
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07
NOT NECESSARY.

- would like to get certificate of IN
sanity said man 20 the asylum COM
missioners.
@Who do you want !, for -
Myself"
Are you insane:
"Crary as ohinoh."
And you wan, Ambulance into the
asylum r
Yes sir
What evidence can you give Us of
your insanity
Evidence tina, you cannot dispute !
read three column article on the tariff
Go to the asylum and tell the keeper.
He'll admit you. In positive cases Ger
tifcates are not necessary
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07

other. have soa not.
= Happily the colonel con,emptu-
ously repeated. Il didn', have meme,
enough to insure happiness. I'en IN
Arkansaw a man must have money. HIS
wife may he devoted to hum. but II he
fails IN provide those little acll,ae,es
which make life 81 enjoyable Ia NO.
man. she will speak ot this sad lick oi
confer, and instead Of attftbutlng IT to
financial inability, Will regard 1t Is wilial
neglect. At Tunes she viii be melting
with affection and vow that your love Is
all tina, she cares for in this world. but
When some enc who IN worldly goods
seems IT. II;
in buggy with his wife. she loses sight
Of the srea, sustaining love and bankers
after tangible affection, a stree, display Of
love.
am young man OF energy and
good business capacity. can work and
earn money"
- No use in prelonging this CONVEX
saiion. have told you that yeu shall
no, marry my daughter. shall keep
close watch and il see you here again.
| shall act with violence
Well colonel SAID the young man
with iirmness. "asihe gentlei reooarses
have failed, am compelled to adopt the
las, resort. Some time ago, before you
suspected that | Mas attached To your
daughter, you borrowed ten dollars from
me. DO no, VINCE. SIT hear me through.
You thought tina, ! had forgotten the
transaction. but haven't. Now, sir, !
intended to marry your daughter. II
you persist in annoying me, shall dun
you for the money every time see YOU. "
The colonel sat for a moment in deep
thought, Finally he sad. say, Bob,
don, say anything more about the ten
dollars. lend me i've more and take the
CIR"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07
HOW HE WON HER.

q tel you, sir" Indignantly exclaimed
Colonel Webley. addressing young man
sho aspired to thcshand Of ms only child.
: that shall never give my consen, 10 a
union which know would be unhappy.
We love each other," replied young
Balehuif
Love be e,ernally blosed 80 could
have said years ago. ~as devoted TO
the woman I married and she was de-
voted 20 me-"
4You have lived happily with each
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07
PRICE. $ CENTS.

and asked: Have YOU seen teur men
pass here to-day =
g No, sir.
"Why didn't YOU say 81 At hrs, =
~ ou asked me II had seed four men
pass here hut You didn't say when.
When you ~ = man question an HIM
squA.
The traveller wl,hen, replying. mounted
hls horse and tedc away.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-07
INNINGS.

Il is said that Rarnum has offered Mr..
Tilden ten thousand dollars year to go
with mis- show and handle the cannon
balls.
VIVA, do you want 10 beat thar dog
that way tor ?" demanded a policeman q
farmer. :" He amt my dog. the farmer
replied All right then. 80 ahead
The shade of the court house IS the IA
vored country resort of the small ,o~n.
/. seems to be a kind OF every mans vine
and fig tree Nothing IS cheaper than
The court house shade. and this IS one OF
the reasons why il is 50 veil patronized.
My son graduated ~ita honors,
proudly said an Arkansaw gentleman.
He took the gold medal and the pro-
fessors all declared that he would make
his mark" What is he doing now :.
asked an acquaintance. He's IN the
penitentiary at present but, sir, he grad
uated with honors."
why don't you have your pants
mended r was asked OF man. " Be
cause they don, belong to me- the man
replied and their ragged condition only
reflects on the man who owns them. >
But the people don't know to whom
they belong and naturally suppose that
they are yours" +" am not responsible
for the mistakes OF the public. II were
to make it my business TO correct all the
errors into which the great American
people are liable to fall, woaldn', have
time to attend to matters Of more press
ing necessity
My SON" said an Arkansaw colonel
of the reformed school, in life always
make it point not to night, Suppose
man calls me a id liar. what must
do?- Find out whether he has told
the truth or not. II he has, acknowledge
the accusation, and if he has not, move
TO another neighborhood.'