The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1883-06-04

from the house IN great haste, being
dressed merely In trousers and shirt, carry
ing the gun in one hand, and in the other
what | afterward found to be a shot-bag and
powderfask. glanced at the hill, and
there were my four assistants still in pursuit
fro BE Continued
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Wit and Wisdom.
It's q strange Providence that blows down
church steeples aud lets the shot-towers stand
New Orleans Picsyune.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate for Nervous
ness, Indigestion, sc.
Send 10 the Rumford Chemical Work s,
Providence, q. T., for pamphlet Mailed free
The slang phrase "a dead sure thing has
been superseded by the elegant expression, "a
deceased surety. New York Commercial Ad-
yertiser.
Men who devote their lives to playing the
game of drauRhts generally die bankrnpts.
Ayers Sarsapariila is highly concentrated
extract OF Sarssparilla and other blood purify
ing roots, combined with Iodide of Potassium
and Iron. It's control over scrofulous diseases
is unequalled by any other medicine.
A man who ran pennylside-show near Fore
paugh's circus did thriving business until he
was made sorry by being arrested for stealing.
The penny-tent thief, you ow.-Lowell Con-
rier.
The truly moral newspaper preserves its hon
or and integrity in regard to financial matters
above all innuendo or reproach. Ii never pays
its monetary editor enough TO allow him 10
speculate in stocks.-Loweil Citizen.
Sanfords Ginger for health.
A fond father was demonstrating with his
daughter for letting the young gentlemen put
thsr arms around her waist. III you are 80
fond of being tickledo said hs, why, can
accommodate you myself YES" was her
her frank reply. "but shouldn't like it par
ticle Huntington Free Press.
Physicians sanction has been accorded to
that standard disinfectant, Glennn's Sulphur
Soap.
"Hill's Hair Dye" black or brown, 80 cts.
And now another farmer has been killed by
accidentally, and 1t must have been In mo
ment OF great absence of mind, eating come
Paris green. There is something singular
about Paris green. 1t kills the farmer who
sprinkles 1t on the potato vines but the potato
bugs grow fat on it.-BurliDgton Hawkeye.
STANLEY, the explorer, was surprised to
find several copies Of the "Science Of Lille" In
the interior of Africa. They were printed as
long ago as 1868 and CO. A new and im2rov-
cd edition has just been published.
A red-headed man attended a recent fancy
ball, wrapped from his neck 10 his heels in
brown cloth, with his head bare He repre-
sented lighted cigar.
Absolutely the best Porous Plaster ever
made. The Hop Plaster is composed Of Fresh
Bops, Balsams and Gums Weak Back Side
Ache, Sore Chest, and all pains are speedily
cured by its use.
Apply one. Only % cts. at any drug store.
Jacob, Is there much difference between SEQ
and saw?' Yes. the difference between see
and saw is IN tense.
young Calvin" wants TO know II we 'be-
lieve that angels have wings, and why we
think sou We think they have, Calvin. We.
never saw their wings, but we know that
whenever young man becomes perfectly con-
WINGED that he has met an angel he spends
about all his spare time holding her tight with
both arms, as though he feared she would fly
away the minute he let 70 of her. And IL they
had no wings there would be no cause of this
widespread, almost universal fear.-BurlinQ-
ton Hawkeye.
The great sale of Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, and for enriching the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole sys-
tenn nothing can surpass these remedies.
Theodore More had married eight different
women. SO whenever he joined party of viii
layers in froic they welcomed him with The
More, the maIrier.'
An Arkansas editor says: "Our women are
accused of being fond of whstlng. Well so be
II. What is more lovely than two lips well
blown?
JELLY ROLL. One cup sugar, two eggs, one
tablespoon butter, one cup milk, two teaspoons