The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1883-05-31
Bunker Hill.

In all probability we have reaC
our last article from the "pugna
cious'' pen of our absconded Azy
ma. Very likely while searching
for the Ennis, Eek, editor, that hi
stepped OFF into the narrow opening
which leadeth to Aquitelus. May
he interpret dreams for the king
and his chief buffers and become
ruler over all the land of Aquitelus
Selah.
Our picnic had some time age
was an enjoyable affair among the
young folks and old bachelors es-
pecially.
Our monumental city has taken
another step towards opulence.
The pipe factory reported so favor
ably by Azyma some time back is
now a reality. The inventor, J. G.
Horton, says he can manufacture
one pipe every minute. The ma
chinery is run by water. His wa
ter wheel, patented several years
ago, is pronounced success even
by those who were the most incred-
ulous, and bids fair to rival all 9th
ers. We hope soon to be able to
out smoke the tar heels of North
c.. We organized a reading
club last Friday with a goodly at
tendance and promising prospect.
We would be pleased to have the
editor of the CITIZEN give some lit
tie instruction on the subject of the
reading club, as we all are distress
ingly green as to how it should be
conducted.
-Thos. P. Holt, losing his bal
ance while riding in Willie Horns
canoe, sounded j. G. Horizons mill
pond, demonstrating the fact that
he was perfectly conversant with
the list of injections; the eloquent
flow was very copious indeed.
w. H. Wells who has been
very i'll for several days is much
better. G. H. Harris has not suf-
ficiently recovered to be dismissed
from the sick ROLL w. H. Mlnatree
is some better. One of R. r Nc
CURES twin boys is very sick. The
mumps have again broken out in
our town, while measles are in our
suburbs. Miss Rosa Stephenson
has sufficiently recovered from an
attack of humps to resume her vo-
cation and relieve Miss Tommie,
her sister, who has been teaching
in her place for one week.
We failed to report in our last
that Gus. Pack and j. w. Davis al
so went to the drill at Nashville.
We have learned since that none
of our boys should have been so re-
ported, from the fact that they all
missed the object of their search,
and that which they all so greatly
need-a No. l drill on the geogra-
ply of Nashville. Gus Pack, we
learn by diligent inquiry, succeeded
in finding Nj. = Harwell's son.
We would advise Adam 4-Paw Da-
Wis to borrow his fathers diving
bell if he expects to take lessons.
Our Lincoln county superin-
tendent, H. F. Williams, visited
Mars Hill school some time since.
AS he has just entered the Office we
are glad TO have him come where
he can receive some encouragement
preparatory to the grubbing which
is in reservation for him in Lincoln.
j. F. Holt, Geo. Bennett, j. w.
Kennedy and Bud Hays will buy
thresher and clover cleaner all com
bined. We pronounce the above
an excellent firm. F. w. Smith
will probably go into the machine
business.
Married, at the residence of
the brides dauhter, Mr.. Farming
ton Bass to the lovely widow, Mrs.
Nancy Bennett. May their life be
one of perennial summer and roses,
5 Keeter than honey moon, yea,
sweeter than honey and the honey
comb. VESHNA.