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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-04-14

~-D" rs caused by DO. 3
r.nesment Of Liver. Bowels and Kidneys ]!
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
=, Bad Breath: Pain in the Side, sometimes the
pain Is felt under the mistaken sor
kheumatism; general loss Of appetite: Sowes =
senerally eostive sometimes alternating with lax;
DE head Is troubled with pain, is dull and heavy
With considerable loss of Memory, accompanied
wifh painful sensation of leaving un:'oae
which ought to have been done: slight, dry cough
nd 6ushed face Is sometimes attendant, omen
mistaken for consumption; the patient complains
of weariness and debility: nervous. easily startled:
feet cold or burning, sometimes prieky sensation
of the ,Iin exists spirin are low and dsspondent'
md although satisfied that exercise would be bene-
fcial, yet one can hardly sucimon up foItitude g
fthe above symptoms attend the disease, bu. cases
have occurred when but few OF them existed, yet
examination after death has shown tie Liver to
have beenexteusively deranged.
It should be used by all persons old And
young. whenever any of the above
symptoms appear. -
Persons Travelling, or. Lidns. In Un-
healthy Localities. By taking a dose essasisn;
.Iy 70 keep the Liver in heaitiy action sau syaid
an Galaxaa, Bilious attacks Disxnssss Maui
vi1 iss;ros.te Ike siass Of vine, bat l. no In
. eox1eafaA4 beverage. Z
II You have eaten enythins hard Of
digestion. or ssl heavy after meals, or sleep
less night. take dose and you VIII be xeAeysds
Time and Doctors' Bills win be saved
by always keeping tho Regulator
in the Housei
For. whateNef tho allment may be, thoroughly
safe purRative, Alternative and tonic can
never be out Of place. The remedy Is harmless
: pleasure.
IT IS PURELY VEGETABLE,
And has al tho power and efficacy Of CaIomel or
Quinins. without any Of the injurious after effects
A Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use In my
family for some time, and am satisfied Il Is .
vatuahla addition to the medical science.
]. G1LL SAokTHR, Governor Of Ala.
Hon. Alexander 81. Stephens, Of Ga.
says: Have derived some benefit from the use of
Simmsns Liver Regulator. and wish to give II .
farther sria-
"Ihs only. Thing that never calls to
pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything to benefit Ine to the extent
Simmons Liver Regulator has. sent from Min
nesoea to Ceorsa for it, and would send further for
such medicine, and would advise all wao are SLIM
LARRY affected give il trial it seems the only
shing that never falls to relieve.
P. NJ. JANNzx. Minneapolis, Mimi.
DIR. T. ". Mason says, From actual ex-
perience In the Use of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice have been and am satisfied to use
and prescribe Il As . purgahve medicine.
eTake only the Genuine, which always
has on. rhe Wnppcr the red Trademark
and Signature of j. H. ZEILN h co.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-04-14
TOM THORNTON.
THE FINE SADDLE AND DRAFT
STATIONS.
MARSHAL NEY AND SULTAN,

WILL make the season of 1888 at "a
my stable the MGyne farm 4Tl
adjoining ,h.. town Of WrlIing- @
ton, on the west R%A
MARSHALL NEY is a beauti- S6&@V
fnl gray. with silver maRe and w
tail, l6 hands high 10 ysars old He Is In very
way fine saddle stallion IL q sure ioal geiter
his record OF last year will show.
PEDIoRRE.
Marshal Ney was sired by Hunters Clipper,
he by Old Ciinrer. he by Tom Hall. Hunter's
Pacolet mare Marshal Ney's dam was sirfd
by Ola Traveller and out OF an imported Glencoe
mare.
| Sultan IS Norman stallion, coal black s
years oil, l6h hants high Perfect in form and
| action. was raised by Mr. J. ". McBurney. OF
Odessa. Missouri.
PEDIGREE.
Sultan was sired by LOUIS Napoleon, he by
imported Louis Napoleon from France. His
dam was Old Dell. 3 thoroughbred Norman
mare.
| Marshal Ney and Sultan will serve mares .,
ten dollars to Insure mare in foai, money due
as soon as the fact is ascertained the mare part.
| ed with or removed from the neighborbood
| Pasture furnished mares from q distance q,
reasonable rates. Care taken to prevent acci-
| dents, but will not be responsible ahould any
| occur. ", d, MCRAY
I April End. 1883. apr7mi
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NEW SHOP

LAYING purchased the Carpenter Shop on
1 Main Cross Street, north OF the EPISCOPAL
church. invite my old friends and patrons 10
give me Q call when in need Of any wurk IN ny
lac. Oly1D0 JOHN 4. 0HaAIKAH,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-04-14

The finest hesh-colored marble u found
near Marietta, Ga.
Portland. Or, will be only seven days ffom
New York when the Northern Pasiac y
built,
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THE SPLENDID NORMAN STALLION
FARMERS GLORY, JR.,
WILL make the season Of 1859. "a
w at INV stable. one mile west A4N
of Dover. on the Lexington road. 0dl
at the low price Of ts to insure a&HEA
colt. t.. money MOI ;y . due !. hen III the col. WIZ
hood.
hands high. weighs !, 80 pounds. 8 years old.
goes all the gaits and is active In all his move
ments. He is a sure foal getter, and his colts
can be seen on the farm or In the neighborhood.
Care taken to prevent acsidents, but NO re-
sponsiblllty assumed shonld any occur.
Also e the sa!q4 RlANe on the same terms win
stand the sIasndM geeks-4 ~,
TOM THORNTON,
dark blue color. yssrs old. IS hands .high,
large bone, heavy built. sure ioal Getter, and
can show some Of the best colts IN the eoxntv.
PasturaRe ior narss from \ distance ut rsas.
enable rates.
mlo;o WESLEY P. JOHNSON
Latarstte Countv. Mo-. Ma-ea 6. 1888
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1883-04-14

They relisvetAs senSoeged Liver, oleaaaso
The Hood from P0fs0n0us humloEa, and
001a0 the bowels to net naturally, Win.
cut which NO ONE can teel well.
tnis Fsnedy naiE5L. and yen Etneaia
6lOO0. Ssr0nE Nerves, 0nd q Sound Liver.
EF1Aa. 26C COn3o. O@0o, 10 Murray H., u. Z.
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oh1ll9 and Fever.
=. RIVAL. Q Planter at Bayou Sara. La. says:
Ny plAutadon IL In Q unalaI1a1 DISTRICT. For
several years could not make half . crop On
account OF bilious diseases and ohi11s. Twas
TUFTS PILLS. The result was marvellous:
ny lAboroFs soon became hosfty and robust.
end Ihave had no further trouble.
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rroRNEY- -AT-LAw. Will give prompt At
N teation to ali business entrusted TO his care.
WIN practice In all the courts, except !ne ITO
h.sel ourf or Lafayette comfy. oeGYA
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ArroarE1s.
ALEXANDER GRAVES. wILLIAA AULL.
GRAVES T. AULL.
XENOPHON RYLAND.

ATTORNEYS.AT.LAW, <LeNuBsons, III:
IA will practice in the courts OF the SIKH JUL,
Nisi Ctrcnit and United States courts. =fromps
sttention aivsn to collections. ONCE IN tpe
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
The Burning Railroad Car.

The passengers who escaped from the burn
Ing sleeper on the Pennsylvania Railroad tell
thrilling stories of their narrow escapes from
being burned alive. One of the most remark
able was that of General Dudley, Commission
er of Patents. He had only time to seize his
artificial leg, tuck it under his arm and drag
himself along the aisle toward the door, keep
ing his face close to the floor to avoid the
binding, suffocating flames. As he reached
for his leg he remembered that Representa-
tive Ben Wilson, of West Virginia. who occu-
pied berth some distance down the car, was
deaf, and the thought flashed across his mind
that perhaps the alarm might not have aroused
the sleeping man. As he crawled along on his
bands, knee and stump, he felt in every
berth, making all possible speed, but not
missing a bunk in his blind search
for Wilson. Sure enough, there lay
the Congressman in one Of the berths
sound asleep, in the very embrace of a fiery
death, totally oblivious of his danger. The
Commissioner shook him vigorously, but he
could not arouse the sleeper. Reaching over
the PROSTATE form he raised the window, and
then, jumping into the berth, he seized Mr..
Wilson by both shoulders and shook him with
desperate earnestness, which at last &C
complished the object, and the member of
Congress crawled throughthe window as the
train came to a halt The General remained
cool in spite of the heat and binding smoke,
and he again placed his face within two or
three inches of the floor and dragged himself
through the doorway and fell from the plat
form more dead than alive. The car within
two minutes was all ablaze, and but for Gen.
eral Dudley's presence of mind. there would
have been another vacancy in the West Vir-
ginia Congressional delegation. Very few Of
the passengers got away with anything except
their night clothes. Luckily, General Dud-
eys pantaloons were fastened to his artificial
cg, and when he carried that of in triumph
the attachment came with it.-Cor. Chicago
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
Thought He'd Ask.

A young man who wore big blue nit
tens and had his overalls tucked into his
boots, entered the City Hall the other
day in hesitating, half-afraid manner,
and when asked by the policeman
patroling the corridor what he wanted,
he replied:
Il want to ask you question"
"Well, 60 ahead
''When / was coming down Michigan
avenue the boys yelled to me and
said-paper my head. What did they
mean?'
don't you know what sand-paper
''Why, yes"
''Well, they meant for you to take a
sheet of sand-paper and rub your head
with it.
is that it? Well, / can do that as
well as any of your stuck-up city chaps
who think they know everything.
Where can buy sand-paper, and how
long shall rub" -Detroit Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
Borrowed Babies.

81 wonder if that baby is borrowed
for the occasion?' is.
The scene was in the City Court
room, and the speaker was an officer of
the court. The object of his remark
was squalid-looking negro baby held
in the arms of dilapidated young mu-
latto woman, arraigned on a charge'of
disorderly conduct.
The officer. who was addressing o
Courier-,Journal reporter, continued:
Il would almost be willing to bet if
teen cents that baby is not hers"
The reportorial curiosity was aroused,
and the news-gatherer at once inquired
what was meant by such remarks
.'Why, did you never hear of borrow
ing babies to bring to the City COurtP II
is very common practice" And he
looked at the reporter in a manner
which said: "You certainly are a new
one, and still fresh"
"That's the first / ever heard of Dor
rowing babies, and am afraid you are
only joking" said the reporter.
"No, L am not joking. 1t is fact
Why, at one time here, when Dupuy
was Judge, the practice grew so COM
mon that he had to fine some of the
pro tenn. mothers. They brought SC
many babies here that nothing could be
heard for their cries.
"What in the world did they want
with them?''
ITO arouse the sympathy of the
Judge. You see, the case against them
would be made out beyond doubt, and
fine assessed against them. They
were unable to pay the fine, and knew
the work-house would be their destina-
ton unless they could get judgment
suspended. Then's when the. baby is
expected to get in its work. The pris-
oner gets up with the sgualling baby IL
her arms and enters the plea that there
is no one to take care of it, and that she
has another or two at home solely de-
pendent upon her, and they sometimes
work upon the sympathies of the Court
to such an extent that he suspends the
Judgment"
land do they really work that racket
on the Court?'
"Well, l should say they did. There
was an old sinner who used to work il
regularly, and she never had baby in
her life. One time she came into court
with four children. from a young baby
up to a six-year-old child. 1t came to
be so much practiced that the Court is
sued heavy fine on every woman
caught practicing the fraud, and this
has almost done away with it, but once
in a long while we run upon a woman.
with a borrowed baby in court
Louisville C0urier-,J0urnGl.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
A Released COnyict'S Romance.

Ramey Thomas was released fr9Gns
custody at the Coal Greek coal mines
Yesterday, having served out his SEN
tence. He passed through the city last
night en- route to Nashville, his former
home There is quite romance con-
nected with Thomas imprisonment. In
1875 he killed Joe Deal, a clerk at the
Maxwell House, in Nashville, for insult
ing a young lady to whom he was en-
gagged to be married. He was sentenced
to the penitentiary for twenty-one years,
but his sentence was committed to ten
years by Governor Porter, and again re-
duced on account of good behavior
Thomas has been at work in the coal
mines since he was sentenced, with the
exception of q few weeks, when he
worked on the Cincinnati Southern
Railroad for his health, which became.
very precarious on account of eonfine-
ment. Thomas saws he is going to
marry the young lady whose honor he
defended at such a dear cost as soon IS he
succeeds in getting work. She has re-
manned true to him during his imprison-
ment, writing to him, and often send
ing him many delicacies and sweet re-
membranes. He is man of neat ap-
pearance, about thirty-five years of age
and has a manly face and clear,
bright eye. : Chattanooga t1enn.
Times. ff.Ef-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
The Sad Finale Of Real Romance.

To-day there moved along over the
smooth asphalt of New York and Penn
sylvania avenues, in the warm, spring.
day sun, a long line of fashionable car
riages driven by richly-liveried coach
men. This followed coffin covered
with flowers to Oak Hill Cemetery on
the heights of Georgetown. The funeral
was the closing chapter in a real
romance. The deceased was Mabel
Henneberger, the young wife of DIR.
Lucien G. Henneberger, of the United
States navy. The two had been mar
ried little over year. The cause of
Mrs. Henneberger's death was septice-
mia following the recent birth of
child. The baby survives its mother.
The lady was a Miss Mabel Grimes.
She belonged to family well known in
New York and Washington, which pos
sesses both wealth and high social posi-
ton. The members of the family are
devoted Catholics. Miss Grimes was in
Europe two years ago. Her beauty and
money made her eagerly sought in
Paris. DIR. Henneberger, who has only
his position in the navy, is fine-look-
ing young man. He fell in love with
Miss Grimes and she reciprocated his
affection. At this time French noble
man of very high rank was an aspirant
for the hand of Miss Grimes. He had
the consent of her family. They were
very anxious to have Miss Mabel marry
the Frenchman. He had high position
and was a member of the Catholic
Church, while DIR. Henneberger' family
was a rigid Presbyterian one. So great
was the opposition of the family that
for time it looked as if the young
American naval surgeons suit would
be rejected. One of Miss Grimes
aunts drew check for $50, 600 and said
she would present it to the greatly har-
raised young lady if she would only
consent to marry the Partisan noble.
She further added that she would give
her niece all her property when she
died. Mrs. Emory, the wife of Lieu
tenant Emory, of the navy, stood by the
fortunes of the young surgeon. She
urged Miss Grimes to disregard the adj
vice of her relatives, and helped the
lovers to the last, when an elopement
was necessary to bring about the mar
riage. The two came to Washington
soon after. They were very popular in
society. The family of Mrs. Henne-
berger became reconciled to the mar
riage when they saw how happily the
young couple lived. The aunt, who
had tried to make the young lady re-
nounce her American lover, settled up
on her an annuity of $4,000 year, and
renewed her promise to leave her
large fortune. Thus sadly ended this
romance. Death leaves two families
Observation-Disclosures Cor. Chicago
NeWs.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
The Check Thief.

One day this week q commercial
traveller visiting Albany in the interest
Of one of the large jewelry jobbing
houses of New York detected thief in
the act Of changing the check attached
to his trunk near the baggage-roop of
the Union Depot. He took to Ms heels.
before he could be captured. The OFF,
Gals having charge of the checking are.
constantly on the alert for escapades of
this kind. The depots, they say, are.
haunted by these vultures. The plan
is to spot trunk the contents of which
are known to be of value, and follow
ing the owner from place to place, wait.
for the golden opportunity of substi--
tuting for the check attached another
to different destination. 1t is report
ed that several valuable pieces of
baggage have been stolen in this way.
The traveller, whose experience in the
depot in this city nearly cost him the.
loss of trunk worth $50, 900, had been.
pursued for the preceding two months
by the thief whose cleverness was only
by chance discovered. The latter was;
a member of the notorious Houston
street gang" which has graduated
some of the boldest robbers and des--
peradoes in the country. He was fell
low of the most genteel address and
pleasantest manner. On a previous trip
west of Albany, the stranger scraped
an acquaintance with the traveller for
the New York house, claiming to repre-
sent firm in Boston, whose name was
perfectly well known. Suspicious of
all strangers, no matter what their ex--
ternal display might be, the jewelry
agent was happily chary of his CON-
hdence. He, however, accepted an in
vitatiOn to smoke in the car provided
for that purpose several cars ahead
Having chatted quietly for some time,
the stranger stood up, and, crossing the,
aisle, endeavored to turn over or double
one of the seats in order to provide q
place on which to stretch out his legs.
The usual difficulty with the lock pre-
vented. After feigning to be quite put
out about it, he casually asked the
jewelry agent if he would not loan him,
his check a moment. He wanted to-
slip it down upon the catch in order to
throw it out of place. He had seen the
seats unlocked in that way. The agent
declined to allow his check to 90 out OF
his possession, refusal which angered
the stranger. The agent, getting ups
said:
"You have got the wrong pig by the,
ear. 1t will be cold day when you
get my check" ' -.
He then quit the car. The thief
would have exchanged checks under
the pretense of using it to unlock the
seat. The ruse is q clever one 1t has,
been operated successfully in several
cases in the West. Not one person in
one hundred ever notices the number of
his check.-ADany EUening Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-06
THE LATEST,

Thirty-seven barges cnntaing $4,000 bush.
els of coal broke from their moorings at Pitts
burg, Pa, the other day and were swept down
the river. On the way down the runau ay
feet encountered number Of steamers tow
ing barges of coal which were run into and al
together about 80, 900 bushels of coal sunk.
1t has been reported for some time and later
confirmed that secret society exists among
! the whites of Arizona to eIterminate the
male Apaches on the San Carlos Reservation
and all found rowing north of the frontier.
The Reservation is looked upon as a mere
refuge for the Indians, where they retire
when hard pressed to obtain provisions, arms,
ETC., ready for another raid. Thirty-two peo-
pie had been killed in nine days. The hostiles
were moving toward Arizona through sparce-
" settled region.
Lieutenant Ecklof, Chief of the detective
force of the District of Columbia, was re-
moved by the order of the Commissioners,
supposed to be the result of the investigation
of the Citizens Committee.
1t is currently reported in Germany that
Bismarck intends to revive the Prussian
State Council, by which all bills proposed by
the Government must be passed before they
are introduced into Parliament. The measure
is regarded as reactionary.
The estimated reduction Of the public debt
during March is So, 100000.
Mrs. Monroe and her son Warren were re.
Gently poisoned in Campbell County, Va, by
boy about fourteen years of age. The boy
had been bonnd as an apprentice and COM
mitted the act because Mrs. Monroe declined
to release him.
The tow boat Polar Star. en- route to ST.
Louis from Cairo, exploded its boilers while
opposite Belmont, No., recently. The upper
works were blown to atoms, and the hull
drifted down the river. Captain Adkins was
blown about 80 yards, and picked up by a
skifi Two fremen, two coal passers and 8
Waterman were reported missing.
In searching for bodies in the Braidwood
mines in Illinois, recently, party Of men
were imprisoned in the mines by falling stone,
and intense excitement prevailed above
ground. Aparty rescued the Imprisoned men,
one or Two Of whom were in an exhausted
condition. The risk vas so, great that men
declared they would not go into the, mine
again, and the search for bodies will probably
be discontinued.
The Executive Council met at Topeka, Kan
sas, and appointed as Railroad Commissioners
L. L. Turner, OF Chautsuqua County, for one
year; James Humphrey, of Davis County,
two years; Major Henry Hopkins, of Leaven-
worth, three years. Major Hopkins is the
present Warden of the Penitentiary.
The Supreme Court of Illinois, the full
bench asserting, has filed an opinion declar-
inc in subsf ance that the Pullman Palace Tar
Company and like corporations are common
carriers, placing them in the same category
as railroad companies. -