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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
A Dude Cu6sd.

A disturbance occurred yesterday
afternoon On one of the trains from
Rockaway Beach to the city over the
New York & Rockaway Railroad. The
rain was crowded, and all the seats
we're occupied. In one of the cars stood
wo females, one Of whom, who was
rather delicate in appearance. carried a
child in her arms. Near to them stood
an elderly man, tall, erect of carriage,
and with white hair and beard. He was
evidently concerned over the fact that a
woman, who seemed in delicate health,
should be compelled to stand with a
heavy child in her arms while many men
occupied seats around her. As a Jolt of
the car precipitated the ladies violently
forward and almost caused the one with
the child to lose her balance. the old
gentlemen could evidently stand 1t no
longer. He advanced to a seat close to
the ladies, in which were comfortably
ensconced four young dudes.
Gentlemen" he said, with every out
ward show of courtesy, but with slight
infection of contempt in his voice, '.per-
NIT me to call your attention to the fact
that there are two ladies standing here
who have been unable to find seats.
One of these ladies is embarrassed with
a child"
The Young men, who were of the
"nobbyn dressed, self-sufficient type of
city youth, stared insolently at the
speaker.
We've paid our fare" answered one
of the young men in a saffron necktie,
land we're entitled to seats"
.'If you make that a point" said the
old gentleman, ''sooner than see these
ladies stand l will refund you your fares
in return for the two seats"
1--WE don't want your money!" re-
torted the young man who had spoken
before, insolently. 1--WE just want to
stay where we are"
The old man flushed angrily. 81
come from the South" he said, land if
there a man were to act as you do under
these circumstances We should look
upon him as cur and pitch him out of
the window"
..Do you call me cur?" screamed
the young fellow, springing to his feet.
'.Do you refuse to relinquish your
seat?"
. 'Yes; and do you call me cur?"
81 consider you to be far lower than
q cur"
As the old gentleman uttered these
words the young fellow made a threat
ening motion, but the old man was too
quick for him. He drew back his right
hand and administered his opponent a
singing slap on the cheek. Instantly
he executed similar maneuvre with
his left hand. The smacks rang out
loud and clear above the rumbling noise
of the train. The young man was
staggered, and his companions sprang
up to assist him. Other passengers,
however, whose attention had been at
tracted by the quarrel, sprang to the old
gentleman's side and prevented any
further violence. The ladies, to whom
attention had been attracted by the old
gentleman interference in their behalf.
had unnoticed by him been provided
with seats by fellow-passengers a few
seconds before the quarrel eliminated
in the warming of the whippersnapper's
ears.-N. Y. Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
Advantages Of PaSturing Hogs.

The improvement of the soil which
may be effected by pasturing hogs is
well worthy of considerate attention.
There is much land in the older settled
portions of the country which is worn
out by long cropping and for the resto-
ration of which the manure supply is
limited. BY applying enough fertilizer
to these lands to produce a good crop
of clover, the land might then be past
ured with hogs and its fertility so in
ductiveneSs. A glance at the fertiliZing
material contained in clover will make
plain how beneficial such a course must
be. A moderately good stand of clover
would afford two toAS of hay in one
season, and a good growth would afford
three or four tons at two cuttings. But
suppose the clover produces at the rate
of two tons of hay per acre. These Two
tons according to analyses by Professor
Voelcker, of England, would contain
112pounds of nitrogen, which at twenty
cents per pound would be worth go. 40;
twenty-six pounds of phosphoric acid
which at ten cents per pound would
be worth $3.50; and sixty-seven
pounds of potash which at seven
cents per pound would be worth
S469; making a total of S29.69 as
the value of the fertilizing material con-
tanned in the hay of one acre of clover.
By having this clover consumed by
hogs on the ground nearly all the fer
tilizing elements would be returned to
the soil, as no very large amount would
be removed in the flesh of hogs. Three
very decided advantages would attend
the pasturing of hogs; the fertility Of
the soil would be rapidly improved, the
cost of production would be greatly di-
minished, and superior article of pork
would be produced. Are not these adj
vantages sufficiently great to induce
more general adoption of the practice
of pasturing hogs, instead of shutting
them up in filthy and small pens? The
flesh of the pig when reared in a Clearly
manner is unexcelled in flavor by that
OF any domestic animals reared on the
farm. BY improving the wholesome
ness and flavor of the pork the con-
sumption would be increased, so that
farmers would find a ready market near
home for all that they could produce.
The bacon made from pasture-fed hogs
would be decidedly better than that from
the over fat-hogs. On the whole, there
is much to be gained by pasturing hogs
instead of keeping them in pens
Mirror and Farmer.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
Photographed in Her Coffin.

A young woman of intelligence and
culture, having a great dislike to the
heathenish custom of inviting the mot
ley mob at funeral to view the corpse,
expressed the wish that when her funer-
al took place no one should be allowed
to look at her. One of Miss b. s family,
in order to turn the dismal subject into
joke, remarked that her friends would
be very much grieved if they could not
see such beautiful corpse. "Oh Imay be
old and ugly then," she said. Itseemed
so ludicrous that young girl should
wish to die before she was old so as to
make handsome corpse, and yet not
wish to be seen, that her father said:
"You had better rent coffin, have
made becoming shroud, and have your
photograph taken, when you can decide
whether or not you care to be gazed
upon" The idea so tickled this maiden
fair, who was aching for something
novel, that she proposed at orfee to carry
out the plan. The horror of the photo
grapher but made Miss B. more DESTROYS
of seeing herself resting on satin cush-
ions, clad in a snow-white robe, bor-
dered with swan's-down-a lily
clasped in her hands. When the start
ling photograph reached me a tear
trembled for one moment in ny heart,
but did not rise to my eye ere thought,
as lovely in death as in life; no wonder
her afflicted family wish to preserve the
likeness of such corpse. Then, turn
ing the card over to see where the per-
feet work of art was taken, what was
my establishment to read in Miss BIS
own handwriting: please do not ask to
see ME after l am dead. This is better
than the reality. boston Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

An Atlanta (Ga.) reporter has
this to say concerning the burning OF
the Kimball House: 1.-The fire had now
elasped into its cruel embrace the body
of the magnificent structure, the leap
ing blazes were licking and tapping the
corners with fiendish fury, and large
tongues of fame ever and anon shot
from the windows at the sides like red
devils laughing against the black sky.
Higher; and yet higher the laughing
flames leaped, conquering story after
story in their mad and dazzling career
until their cruel climbing was stopped
in an ocean of inky smoke. And when
at last the sun rose above the horizon
it seemed as though the blazing build
ing, in its wild and dazzling splendor,
dimmed his morning glory" The
Northern reporter must Chicago
Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
FARM AND FIREsDE.

The Secretary of the Ohio State
Agricultural Board declares against en-
silage for that State.
A Nebraska farmer says hay is ben
eficially fed in his State. The hay is
cut short, mixed with bran, shorts or
middlings, and fed as other feed,
though hogs like it better if soaked in
swill or slop. at puts on flesh as rap
idly as anything that can be given
them.n
Col. F. ID. Curtis saws: 81 do moi
agree with our chemical brethren,
ycleped professors, who tell us turnips
are nearly all water and of no value.
Practical experience teaches me that
this scientific dogma is a mistake; and
is it not curious that an Englishman
can make the best of beef and mutton
out of water?"-N Y. Times.
To expedite the making of a lemon
pie use hot water in place of cold, stir
the cut-up lemon, the sugar and corn
starch or flour and eggs together, as if
you were making pudding sauce; then
pour in hot water; if the pail or basin
containing this is then placed in a YES
sci of boiling water it will cook in five
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Here Is an idea for housewives
afflicted with the pest of reaches: 1t is
reported that the green peel of cucum-
bers laid along the edge of the floor
where they most do congregate, and
repeated freshly for two or three nights,
will drive every cockroach from the
premises. This is an unfailing remedy,
and the secret is in the fact that the
juice of the peel is alike irresistible and
poisonous to the selfish vermin.
Should fowl become crop-bound
work the crop well with the hand, and
endeayor To force away the obstruction
in the paSsageway to the gizzard.
Should tais fail, draw the skin to one
side and cut the crop sufficiently to re-
lieve it of the contents. Sew up the
wound with silk. and the fowl will not
be seriously damaged. After the cut
ting be sure the obstruction in the
passage is removed as well as the con-
tentS.-N Y. Post
For an oatmeal drink the proper
tons are n quarter of a pound of oat-
meal to two or three quarts of water.
according to the heat of the day; il
should be well boiled and then one
ounce or an ounce and half of brown
sugar added. If thicker than liked add
more water. Before drinking it shake
the oatmeal well through the liquid. In
summer drink this cold, in winter hot.
1t not only quenches thirst, but it gives
more strength and endurance than any
other drink. If it cannot be boiled take
a littlspatmeal mixed with cold water
and sugar. but this is not so good.-M
J. Herald
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
Advice to Consnmntiyes.

On the appearance of the first symptoms
-as general debility, loss Of appetite,
pallor, chilly sensations, followed by night.
sweats and cough-prompt measures for
relief should be taken. CONSUMPTION is
scrofulous disease of the lungs:-therefore
use the great anti-scrofula, or blood-puri.
fief and rength-restorer,-Dr. Pierce's
" Golden Medical Discovery" Superior to
Cod liver Oil as a nutritive, and unsur.
passed as a pectoral. For weak lungs.
splitting of blood, and kindred affections,
has no equal. Sold by druggists the world
over. For DIR. Pierce's pamphlet on Con.
sumption, send two stamps to WoRLD's DIS.
PENsARY MEDICAL Ass'TIoN Buffalo, n. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
HURT BIZ A FALL.

When only boy some thirteen years old was hurt
quite badly by fall and severely injured my back and
kidneys and docored by our best physicians and
tried many remedies and they all failed until Hunts
Remedy was recommended to us by friends that had
used IL here in Manchester with the greatest success
We purchased bottle from Foster Campbell drug
store and found that improved very rapidly was
eyed of the pains In back and after using several bot
Ties found that completely curcc and can not
over-estimate the good Hunts Remedy has done me.
and can most heartily recommend to those troubled
with kidney complaint; and you can use this letter as
you choose, Respectfully yours,
ALoSzo p. MARSHALL
o. nrance s. Manchester Y. IL. May Z. iSsA
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

The Troy On. W Telegram admits
that the man on the bicycle looks much
more graceful and elegant than the man
with the wheel-barrow, but asks for a
suspension of judgment until they come
into collision, when you will see which
procession turns up in the most hand
some condition.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

SEND SIX CENTS FOR POSTAGE
For the magnifcently illustrated catalogue
of the
MERMOD & JACCARD JEWELRY CO.,
Fourth and Locust Sts., st. Louis, Mo.
1t presents very plainly their beautiful
goods and
You tciu be surprised to learn at t1hdt
Low PRICES THEY SELL THEM.
When :n st. Louis call and see u.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

tasssss ma dssiAS pains m p S:sr cad
"Extenaing to the end Of my toes and to
my brainl
(which made me deliri0usi
From agony.
cit took three men to hold me On my bed
ct timesI
"The doctors tried In vain to relieve me.
But to no purpose.
"Morphine and other opiates
Had no effectl
"After two months was given up to diei
"When my wife
heard neighbor tell what Hop Bitters had
done for her, she at once got and gave me
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system
for the pain.
"The second dose eased me so much that
/ slept two hours, something had not done
for two months. Before I had used five
bottles, was well and at work, as hard as
any man could, for over three weeks; but /
worked too hard for my strength, and TAX
ing hard cold, was taken with the most
acute and painful rheumatism all through
my system that was ever known. called
the doctors again, and after several weeks,
shOy kSAs hAO - thipPiO oh NAutthCc AOk iifC,
as they said. / met friend and told him
my case, and he said Hop Bitters had cured
him and would cure me. poohed at him,
but he was so earnest l was induced to use
them again. In less than four weeks
threw away my clutches and went to work
lightly and kept on using the bitters for five
weeks, until became as well as any man
living, and have been so for six years since.
1t also cured my wife, who had been so for
years; and has kept her and my children
well and hearty with from two to three
bottles per year. There is no need to Be
sick at all if these bitters are used.
J. j. BEKK, Ex-Supervisor.
"That poor invalid wife!
"Sister!
"Mother.
"Or Daughter!
"Can be made the picture of health with
few bottles of Hop Bitters!
Will yott let them suffer-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

A SERVANT girl fell on bracket,
Her skull, she did nearly crack it,
st. Jacobs OIL applying,
Saved her from dying
1t proved to be "just the racket"
A steamboat Captain from Goshen,
Was hurt by boiler explosion,
On the pains in his hip,
st. Jacobs Oil got the grip,
He calls it the all-healing lotion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

HAY-FEvER. Ihave been a Hay-Feve
sufferer for three years; have often heart
Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the highes
terms. / used it, and with the most won
derful success. T. s. GEER, Syracuse, NY
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

A CANADIAN contemporary asks: "Does
Goodwin Smith"-now stop right there,
please. Gold wins a great many persons,
but when you tackle the Smiths you've
got large family to purchase.-Boston
Nf0r
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of Agricultu

Commissioner of Agriculture
LeDuc thinks domesticated ostriches
will soon be preferable to mules for
street-car service, and when worn out
will be valuable for beef. An ostrich,
he says, fattened on sawdust and scrap
iron. makes the best beef in the world.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
-Rew.ro "a tha de.alv roaa;nn..l.

Beware of the deadly wedding cake
Mr.. Smith, of Nashville, Tenn, 70.
ceived from Annie L. Sullivan, of New
Albany, Ind, an announcement of her
marriage and box of wedding cake.
He did not recollect having known
Annie, and the name was strange to
him, but he ate the cake, and but for q
stomach pump would have died. The
gift was poisoned.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

BALTIMORE, MD.-Dr. Irwin q. Elderidge
says: 81 would recommend a trial Of
Browns Iron Bitters in all cases of anRmit
debility or when a tonic or appetizer is in
dicated.o
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

HAY FEVER. l can recommend Ely's
Cream Balm to all Hay-Fever sufferers, it
is, in my opinion, a sure cure. l was af.
fiicted for 25 years, and never before found
sure relief. W. H. HAsKINs, Marshfield, VT
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

In the dim dictionary of Wall street
there are several such words as fall
Toronto Globe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

"PA, rogues always fall out at night"
At night? How do you know that:" % Be-
cause, pa, when rogues fall out, honest
men get their dews."-LOuiSUiite Courier
Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
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OwENToN, Ky.-Dr. l. F. Mundy says:
+" have found Browns Iron Bitters one OF
the best tonics, and prescribe it fire.
QuentlY.O
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

THE difference between bakery and a
printing office lies in the fact that in the
Former the pie is formed while in the lat
ter occasionally the form is pied SOHler-
pille Journal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

THE worst punishment you can infiict on
q Chinaman who has committed a crime is
to exqueues him.-Lo,reH Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

"a SCENE Of bare beauty" is the way q
Rawlins IN. CO. paper puts it in giving a
description of ball.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

VEsUvIUs threatens another alarming
eruption" 1t is high time for Vesuvius
to be MISUNDERSTANDING Telegraph.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

Is THE black man who runs the three
card game a native of Monte-negro?-Cin'
cinRdti Traveller.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

A GIRL who runs away to sea has &
naughtygal inclination.-Ihe Judge.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

LADIES, buy for your husbands, brothers
and sons Chrolithion Collars and Cuffs ant
save trouble in washing.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
Fits, Fits, Fits,

Successfully treated by Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association. Address, with STAMP
for pamphlet, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

PROFESSOR in physics: "What is Boyle's
lawr Student, with a carbuncle: ITO
break out in the most inconvenient place"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

NERVOUSNESS, debility and exhauste
vitality cured by using Browns Iron Bit
tiers.
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ALL recommend Wise's Axle Grease.

BLEAcHED mouse is the latest favorite
shade. This will probably be followed by
the rat tan.-Somerrille Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

BosroN should make Sullivan professor
of the Howness of the Forceful.-M City
Derrick.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

CAN an upright man be downright hon
est?-Chicdg0 Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

If afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by "Rough on Rats. "15c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14
Cancers and Other, Tnmors

Are treated with unusual success by
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, n. Y. Send stamp for pamphlet.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

Glenn's Sulphur soap
Is infallible when the scalp is annoyed with
dandruff Hilrs Hair Dye. black or brown, Soc
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad-
der Complaints, cured by "Buchu-P aiba. "S1.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stifeners.
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IA Daneerous Case.

RocHHsfHl. juno !. 1esz-"fen
intense and dssshly pains fn ny esck aad
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover"
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

LADIES, buy for your husbands, brothers
and sons Chrolithion Collars and Cuffs and
save trouble in washing.
A Girl. who runs away to sea has q
naughtygal inclination.-Ihe Judge.
Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
CAN an upright man be downright hon.
est?-ChicdgO Tribune.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. sc
-S
Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad-
der Complaints, cured by ''Buchu-Paiba 81.
ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stifeners.
Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewer''
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
S
REpDING's Russia Salve Is an invaluable
dressing for infiamed and sore joints Price sc.
Don't Die in the House. Trough on Rats"
clears out rats. mice flies reaches bed-bugs. 15c
WIsE's Axle Grease never gums.
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o, o,ange 6, Manchester. n. H., May !, issa.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-09-14

REpDISG's Russia Salve Is an invaluable
dressing for infiamed and sore joints Price sc.
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WIsE's Axle Grease never gums.