South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-05-25
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were sin FOR TIT ts~,hren TO- ess pcss'
sum inca" during Leaf. lie replied !:
1t am not sin for &c brcdssnr To- eat
any kline OF meat dey can ei. in Lent
or any udder time. De trouble 10 To
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y1sTs 70 ets ----- .sziIS ,saoddia
Boss. does ser wanser buy q ham.2i
asked assSsgro of "a whtjo man, 'W bat
is it woM p Wall, as IT'S jerss Z, yer
may take 1t fur City cents. THAT wont
do. Foncan afissd 10 sSll Iics Tor lsss,
for believe you stole it. anyhow
Boss. doan' 'cnse me SO rash. Have a
little mussy bout your pusso,. Bu..
tell yer, boss. if yer won't say .nothin'
bout it, I'll let.yes hab il fsr forty cen ;s.i
The white man agreed aud paid 6ye, TIC
amount. The negro, just as he crosse cd
the street. was accosted by an acquain.
lance. who said: 'Wha: did yer lc. la.
man hab dat ham, SO cheap fur {, OBJ
1 could ford it. ease I stols Il louten
his own smoke house.' = Arkassar Tra0.
DO you know. rem arksd a rather
fast Ncwark youth the other day, to a
suffering friend to whom he was in,
debtcd. do you know that 1 intend 10
marry and sett!e down Il don't know
anything about it, was tho reply,
'bu, but think you had b.b-bet stay
single and settle mp, 20
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Mrs. Partirgton may take Jack
sent. a Georgia farmer recently an.
nounced that he was about TO build o.
condition. to his ho1se as conception
room. wherein 10 entertain his guests IN
a hostile manner. .'t4'.s
A CONNECTICUT MASS Fan REACH
Ino MEaoEY.--A distinguished clergy
man in the leading church had one
mornlng finished his sermon, when one
OF his much impressed hearers came
forward TO thank hits for it, and this
dialogue followed: ahyvo e.. as !
1T is fifteen years since / heard you
last. In this very place, fifteen years
ago. heard you preach a sermon that
j have never fcrgotten. I. did mo
more good than any sermon ever heard.
1t stuck by me. and / have always wan.
ted to thank you for IT,.
'Ah indeed" replied The pleased
preacher. Such evidence. OF ny poor
labor is vlry grateful. i should like to
know what sermon it vas. you re-
member the text?
Well, no can't tell what the text
was now. but 1t was The greatest ser.
mon ever heard. It jast lifted me. !
never forgot that sermotl.' .t'tttJ
Il should really like To know hat
sermon it was replied the clergyman,
much interested in 50 decided case Of
the power OF the pulpit. If You can not
recall the test, what was the subject Of
the sermon?' 1869 t.I
Well now, doctor, it's gone from the
| forgot what tho text was. and I can't
rake up tie subject now but tell you
1t WAS great sermon. 1t did mo more
good. was the most powerful dis
course ever heard, l shanL forget il
1 l,1ya IN I,a ai.
But can't you recall anything in it?
You excite MY earnestly. Cant you
give we a clue that will identity it?' /
NO cant tell what was in it ex-
actly, the subject has slipped out OF my /,
mind. | don't know exactly what you
said, but IL was q magnificent sermon.
IL did me more good than oil tie preach.
ing ever heard. II Las jus; staid by
me for fifteen years
And you can not recall word that
will help me TO identify il7'
VOL, can't now bring up what it
was about, but I remember how It
wound up. You said, Theology amt
religion not by -sight?' - IIar.
pers Ma9a-i,,e
UNsEAsoEABLE LEyITY IN a PArRof.
Two English sailors went ashore with
their parrot in a japanese port to see
one Of the famous jugglers. A. every
,rici one OF tho sailors would say -
Now, wasn't that clever Wonder
what he'll DO next p After q large
number OF tricks. followed each tine
by the same remark, the juggler made
mistake and dropped burning stick
on pile Of fireworks. The bombs anil
crackers exploded. tore Off part of the
thatched roof, dispersed the audience
and scorched the parrots tail feathers.
The pXDlOsiDu wac harllt nvor 81 $50,