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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-22


s~ A little girls mother told her if she
went out of the gate, she would have to
whip her, and in an hour the young one was
picked up in the gutter, in the midst of
mud-pie making.
81 thought l told you if you went out of
that gate I'd whip you," said the mother,
8But I didn't do out de date, mamma"
replied the kid in whimper.,
7'Yes, you did, and you've been out here
in the street for an hour, and look like a pig"
"But, mamma, didn't do out de date"
eyes, you did, too, and Pm going to whip
YOU"
e fence an 90 tan't whip me lis time,
mamma"
n65@ Well, how do you like the weather ~
INQUIRED old man Barnstable of Mrs. Nc
Baker, who always looks on the dark side
"Don't like it at ALL" snapped that amia-
"Ah, don't, eh 90 mildly replied old Barn
stable, 'er-er-hoW do you think you
would like it if it suited you w-SJt"gs.
m- An Irish soldier who prided himself
upon his bravery, said he had fought, IN n
the battle of Bull Run. When asked II
he had retreated and made good his escape
as others on the famous occasion, ne rePleo:
"Those that didn't run are there yet"
@A lion tanner quarrelled with his wife,
a powerful virago, and was chased by her
all around his tent. On being sorely press
ed he took refuge in the cage among the
lions. "Oh, you contemplate coward" she
shouted; "come out, if you dare"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-22
ONLY - Assessments Made in 5 Years

S. T.. MILLER,
Box 164, Columbia, S. c.
Gen. f.. NJ. LAW, Agent, Yorkville, S. c.
October II ~
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
THE IDEAL ALPHABET.

a stands for Ashete who first OF all told that all
that does glitter, is not made Of gold,
d stands for Bouncer noble old dog, who stands
ready to bounce any No Idle Log
G stands for Cairo about to be blest with stale
Boston Reans, sent ont to the " at.
ID stands for Drug store, where people are known
for Healying prescriptions and comfort TO have
flown, when g., for Engaged" In outrageous
dress, was mashed fiat az a pancake In the
Cotton Compress,
r. stands for the Future, the sole hope Of late Of
every inciplent aud rising Aslhete.
q stands for Gasbill the payment Of which raised
quite au excitement and nearly hitch,
II stands for Hornblower, majestic and great In
tumbllng from horses and hurting his pate.
l stands for Ideal, the League If here meant,
where food for the Angels, and culchaw is
spent,
* stands for "Kentry,' the simple and low, where
now they are trying to put on some show
T.. stands for Lamppost, where darly are seen the
no idle Loggers inventing their spleen.
NJ stands for Music, which raised US TO heaven
by playing on instruments, numbering leven
n stands for Nobody, which all Of us are, who
are not tackled on to the Ideal Leagues car.
O stands for Opera, the temple of muses., where
Lacquer and Logger can g II he chooses.
Z stands for-.well, lem me see, sad the man, for
Pumps, small Potatoes and the rest ofthe clan.
@ stands for the nasty and puzzing old query
who, in the devil, are the Lo2gers 80 wary.
II is the Rumpus here stirred up Of late by re-
porting the deeds Of the Lcaguers 70 great,
8 stands for Slpewater, lately subsidized and we
hear, that the Leaguers have equally gided
II stands for the Trouble the Leaguers Just had IN
picking and drilling their theatre squad.
u stands for Umbrella, Of plebelan construction
yet used for unpublished and Leaguers protec'
ton.
v stands for the We, Lord High Kicker spent In
trying to act and on plays being bent.
w stands for, We sir In orations of gold, when
members assembled meeting do hold,
X stands for exclusion, the handling Of which
has done the same damage, as playing with
pitch,
Y stands for WHAT At the end Of Lily, 80 here
for that darling a corner shall be.
u stands for the Zeal the Leagers are showing
in reaping the fruit of their own little sowing
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13

ordinary newspaper is not equal. While a
ten line paragraph would contain the
names and amounts of all winners and WIN
nings for ten or fifteen years, the names
alone Of those who invested their money
and lost would I'll columns. This taken
in connection with the chances and proba-
bihties there are for fraud in the manage
ment of all such concerns, ought to deter
any man OF ordinary business cautiousness
from investing much in the lottery business.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13

AS successful result of close appIica-
ton to business, our readers are referred to
the large manufacturing establishment and
agency of Henry Breihsn, corner 4th and
Commercial. His business has grown stead
lily since he started and every year has seen
large additions to his buildings, machinery
and the number of men employed, in order
to meet the wants of his increasing trade.
He not only manufactures Settler and
Soda water, but is also agent tor Apollo and
Sheboygan Spring waters, Cincinnati Beer
and Phi. Best Milwaukee Beer. This Beer
he handles in kegs and bottles for export,
and shipments will be found from his place
on every train going East, North, South,
West and up and down the rivers, while his
city trade IN Beer and Soda is simply i'm
mense. wv
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
FUNERAL NOTICE.

The funeral services over the remains. of
Fred Kohler, son of George aud Eva Koh-
Ter, will be held at the residence of the
parents on Commercial avenue, corner 18th
st., this friday afternoon at 2 o'clock. A
special train will leave foot of Fourteenth
street at half-past two for Villa Ridge
where the burial will take place. Friends
of the deceased and of his parents are In
vi,cd to attend the funeral.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13

have been Hay Fever sufferer for
three years; have often heard Ely's Cream
Balm spoken of in the highest term; did
not take much stock in il because OF the
many qusck medicines. A friend persuai.
ed me to try the Balm, and ! did 80 with
wonderful success. This accommodation
you can use for the benefit Of Hay Fever
sufferers. T. 5. Geer, Syracuse, N, Y,
Price so cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
A General Stampede.

Never was such rush made for any
Drug Store as is now at Barclay Bros
for a trial bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
All persons affected with Asthma, Bron
chitis, Hoarseness, Severe Coughs, or any
affection Of the Throat and Lungs, can get
a trial bottle of this great remedy free, by
calling at above Drug Store. (4)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
A Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c,
will send recipe that will cure YOU, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered by minister in South America,
Send sell addressed envelope to the Rev,
JOSEPH r. IHMAN, Station d., New York
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
For Sale or Trade.

A frstclass property consisting of 3 acres,
garden, ETC., good dwelling. house, Q store
house 70 feet deep, 2-story barn, ice house,
corn cribs, smoke-house, well, clstern, ETC.,
at Greenfield Landing can be bought for
cash or will exchange for Cairo property.
mean business. Come and see me.
8ootf JOHN TANNER.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
A Spartan HerOism

ia often exhibited by a delicate women dur.
ing the extraction Of teeth. But why not
save them in time, with sozOD0NT, and
thus obviste the necessity Of taxing ones
fortitudei The tenants Of the mouth, are
far more likely to remain and do good ser.
vice, Il this sovereign protective Is used as
a safeguard against their un,imely destruc.
ton. The experience and evidence of
hosts of people, proves this sanstory fact.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
New Blacksmith ShOp,

A Few horse shoeing shop has been open
ed by Mr.. p. Powers on Tenth street. All
manner of blscksmitbins and wagon work
done to order. Repairing work specially.
Work done promptly. #
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
ADVANTAGES OF
EL A INE sA AEE s4Ha1Y OFT
Over other Refined Products of Petroleum
for Illuminating Purposes

Persons who neither inclination
merits the various grades refined petroleum.
and better than other oils? '' ~ ' " $3.50
1t because Elaine the
the dtaton where parane other
dangerous elements petroleum eliminated Ii Is conceded
reners petroleum that the product distilled highly
that the last the operation contains dangerous
gredents to avoid having Elaine either of these a
reason much less proportion for Illuminating purpose had if Elaine
ordinary This
Treatment of Elaine makest rather expensive than other oils
lection life which ought certainly
ira cost.
For oil is preferable other grade Of OIL safe
o but its purity usng wks heat smoke
Sold at retail by
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
Pianos and Organs.

will offer for the next few days my en-
tire stock of Pianos and Organs, at reduced
prices for cash or on monthly payments.
Call, examine and get prices.
624-tf w, g, JoCELYN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
Shit of Rooms for Rent

consisting of back and front parlors, sui'a-
BILE for sleeping rooms, Cd floor of Winter q
Block; large airy, and finely finished
Southern exposure; six windows; ventila-
ton excellent. For particulars enquire at
the ARLINGTON HOUSE. lw
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
For Rent or Salp.

One of the most desirable residences at
Villa Ridge. Apply TO or address Mrs. E.
r, Workman, Villa Ridge, ILL.,; also piano
for sale. 67.1m
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
For Sale Farm.

A good farm in the timber, eighty acres
under cultivation; blue grass pasture; farm
contains 1872 acres; in Bond county, Ills,
2% miles from railroad station.
4. A. BURNETT.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
lee Wood and K;ndljnp.

Northern Lake Ice SOC. per 100 lbs.
good, dry wood, sawed, 81 per cord, and
kindling 81 per load at Jacob Klee's
Leave orders at City Brewery. If
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
Wanted

Farm hands, wages $500 per month.
Apply to II. j. Deal & Son, Charleston,
Mo. IT,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
The Daily Bulletin.
GENERAL LOCAL ITEMS.

Notices In these columns, ten cents per line,
each insertion and whether marked or not il calcu
lated to toward any mans business interest are
always paid for.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-07-13
SPECIAL LOCAL ITEMS.

Notices IN this column, eIgnt cents per line ior
6rst and Ave cents per line each subsequent inseI
zion. For one week, 30 cents per line. For one
month, 60,cents per line
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13
u,orstsraI Points.

Ia the oniniou of the Springfield Fcpuo,-
f;cor the next worst thing TO the IMPOSE
tion Of heavy taxes hy which the direct'on
and condition Of industry are altered Is an
injudicious and hasty method OF renlos'hs
them. win, IL asks, the next CongIcss W
able, even II willing, to act Without nas''
and with the best judgment!
A judicious tarin. says the Pittsburgh
Dispatch, II such thing be possible 70 Sc,
cure from wrangling politicians, woulu
unite the masses OF the parties so Iar u ,no
question Of protection is concerned. W ~
abuse Of protection by the protectlonlsts y y.
responsible for all the antagonism inahiics'
against 1T, except among few theorists
and the professional politicians.
Governor Waller, Of Connecticut, mas
met a signal rebuff in his attempt 10 re.
ward the editor OF paper which did most
10 secure his nomination with the best OF
flee in the State. Not only did all OF tne
Republicans in the Senate vote against MS
confirmation. bat all OF the Democrats eN-
cept four refused TO confirm. The DEM
ocrats opposed him because OF his offensive
leadership OF fastion, and the RepuDll-
cans because OF his unnecessary assaults
upon Republican candidates during the
last campaign.
A Tribune contributor who would not
be surprised to see big boom for John
Logan for President says: He Is the last OF
the positive physical leaders with eXpe-
rience, and his very roughness makes him
fresh boulder to be polished by the GA
cier OF a campaign. His wife IL very
popular woman, and equal as a campaigner
TO Sarah Jennings, the better half oil Mari
horouOh
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13
HEAR WHAT ONE MEMBER OF

HEAR WHAT ONE MEMBER OF
IL TIE Profession TEsTIFIEs REGARD
ING THE SCIENTIFIC PERTURBATION OF 4
BROTnER-MEMBER.
Mr.. DAwLEY has been in the drug business In the
city of Providence twenty-five years as clerk and
proprietor I'm good standing, and knows whereof
he afiirms.--Ed.
Mr.. ID. says: "For many years | have suffered, In
tensely at times, with what is generally called
rheumatism. When first attacked | was confined
to my bed and could not walk step. could not
bear the weight Of the bed-c.othes, so excrucating
was the agony l endured. always noticed that
before these attacks came on my kidneys were af-
! fected; before there would be any pain in my
limbs, or any swelllne Of joints or limbs. the color
of the secretions from The kidneys would be very
dark and the odor strong and feverish. The last
attack was very severe, about five years ago, and
was confined to the house several weeks, and was
unable to attend TO business In three months
During the time was confined at home and the
time Of my convalesccnce l employed four of the
best doctors That could obtain, but none Of them
gave me permanent relief. for they did not go to
qnainted with the proprietor Of Hunts Remedy
long time | was induced by him TO give IL n
trial, hoping that IL might reach the seat Of the
disease aud afler taking one bottle found my
self very much improved, and after taking the Sc
cond was feeling better than had after any pre-
ySus attacks. During many months previous 10
TAXING the Remedy my hands and fingers would be
much swollen and stiff every morning; my left
side, In the region OF stomach and spleen, was very
lame and sensitiye; at times would be taken with
severe cramps over the spleen, and be obliged to
apply mustard or cayenne for temporary RELIEF:
was very nervous nights and could not sleep;
was Obliged TO be very particular In my diet, and
my physical system was sadly demoralized. Since
have taken HINTS Remedy systematically all
these these things have changed; have no swollen
hands or limbs pains cramps in the side, can
eat all kinds of food, sleep soundy and get thor
oughiy rested, and my kidneys are active and per-
form their functions promptly, thus taking out Of
the system al! the poisonous sccretions which con-
tsminate the whole system where the kidneys do
not act efficiently NV friends, what Hunts Reno
dy has done for me II VIII do for all OF you. be-
eve to be the only sure cure Cor all diseases OF
the Kidneys, Liver, and Urinary organs.
Respectfully, Il. DAWLEy,
70 6-Thlwhsa&Ip AGA Bread street."
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13

THE TpRorrIE.yAtyE PLIES OUT AND THE
| ENGINE TEARS INTO JERSEY CITY WITH TER
| RIFIC SPEED.
New York world.l
The throttle-yalve Of locomotive NO. ~,
a large frcight-engine OF the New YORK.
Susquehanna and Western railroad, stand
| ing near the round-house at Marion, Nd
blew out at o'clock yesterday morning
during the temporary absence OF the engi.
neer and fireman. The engine started
| In the direction OF Jersey City at
terrific rate OF speed. From Ma
rion TO Jersey City the Susque-
hanna road runs over the tracks OF the
Pennsylvania Company, and as the loeomo-
tive went tearing through the cut at Ber-
gen Hill it left the rails and bounded over
the ties for some distance, when 1t again
went on The track. AS II passed the signal
house at the junction Of the passenger and
freight roads Of the Pennsylvania Company
the switchman threw it upon the freight
road and sent il over the east-bouud track
of the trestle which runs into Harsimus
Cove. From the junction 10 the Cove there
is a steep grade, down which the engine ran
M the rate OF forty miles m hour until it
reached the bridge which spans Jer-
sew avenue in jersey City. This bridge
had been partly torn away, as it is to be
replaced with an iron one, and the east
bound track upon it was taken away.
When the locomotive, which was running
backwards, reached this bridge the tender
flew over the string-pieces and reached the
other side. The engine broke through
with loud crash. and, the coupling hold
ing intact, hung suspended with its cow
catcher. over the street, while lis rear
driying-wheel rested upon the bridge. The
shock of the fall threw the whistle open
and allowed the steam to escape, thus avoid
ing an explosion, which would otherwise
have occurred. An alarm OF fire was
sounded. but the firemen only eXtinguished
the lire in the iire-boX. The wrecking-
crew were Immediately put to work to
clear away the wreck, but it will take sevc-
raj days before traffic can be resumed on
the freight-road.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13

WIGG!Ns.- WIGGINs has retired-that Is,
he says, $50 far as publishing letters in
the newspapers goes; but he did not re-
tire until he had made known the cause OF
the failure Of his prediction for Friday last.
He says:
"The astronomical day begins at noon
on the meridian of London. and our day
begins ut ~ at night. 1 overlooked this
fact, so that the side OF the earth presented
to the planetary force was the opposite to
that TO which gave. / did not notice my
mistake until this evening"
Weather prophets can't afford to make
such plumbers as that and WIGGINs APP
pears humbiy to recognize the fact in bis
determination to retire from the columns OF
the newspapers.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13

Why don't the Wheeling papers publish
the prohibitory proposition which, at the
next general election, is to be submitted to
the voters of the State for ratification or re-
lection? IL IT has been published it escaped
our eye Richmond DtSpatch.
Chiefly, perhaps, because no proposition
is to be submitted at the next general cleo
ton. The Democratic Legislature refused
10 give the people a chance Wheeling IN
teili9encer.
But when we asked the question the
House of Delegates had passed the bill sub
hitting the question to the voters. The
fact that the Senate subsequently rejected
it is hardly a good reason for not having
published the bill. However, we return
thanks all the same to our contemporary for
its answer
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13

WHAT Tux DEMoCRATIC READJysTERS EX-
pEcr.-The Estillville Scott county, Ban
ner says:
We find the sentiment OF the people
favorable to the calling OF convention,
but at The same time there is decided ieei-
inc To the effect that any convention that
NAV be called should adopt as plank In us
niatform resolution TO firmly oppose, by
ali legal methods, any effort to alter or
change the debt settlement as endorsed by
the people.
With such declaration rs this incorpo-
rated in platform OF principles when III
other respects shall conform to the demands
Of the times for purifying and reforming
all branches Of the public service, both
state and national, there would be no dilll-
culty in rallying the people OF this county
IN the Democratic standard, TO which IN the
oIden time they were as true and faithful rs
they have recently been to the Roadltlster
standard.
n il idle to eyade this issue and expect
any GREAT enthusiasm here; il must be met
with the firm assurance that The voice OF
The people has been heard and needed. III
this is not done. il matters not how elegant
and Understanding the glitteri1g generate
ties may be, they will not avail. Something
tangible, which will set at rest the doubt
and uneasiness that pervades the masses OF
Democratic Reaaiusters with regard to The
future action of the Democratic party upon
this great local question. is needed.
This is Democratic, and nothing more
than the Democratic Roadjusters have 4
right 10 expect.
Scott county gave in 1881 more than
thousand majority for the Readiuster ticket.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.
kT UTICA sHEETINGs
r.tsxxs7 A N-srd

we have Just received ga, ga, ia, ga, ga, 1914
and 12-4 GENUINE UTICA BLEACBED
sHEETINGS IN REMNANTS. which VIC will
sell ut much less than regular prices;
RIDE-OF-THE-WEST COTTON, the genuine
article. at lie. yard:
The largest and heaviest HUCKABACk TOWEL
ever offered In this city at So per dozcn-would
be cheap ats "a:
Heavy 5-4 PILLOw-CAsE LINEN at soc. per
yard-worth 65c.;
UNION LINEN HEMsTITCHED HANDKER-
CHIEFS at &c. worth l0c.;
GENTLEMEN's IIEMsTTTCHED HANDKER-
CHIEFS at 25c. worth 3Jc.;
TURKEY-RED TABLE-DAMASK at soc. yard
worth Csc;
Fine CHECKED MUSLIN az 1910. per yard worth
Csc.
| HAMBURG EDGINGS AND INSERTTNGs.
The largest stock, the greatest variety Of patterns
worked on Swiss, Cambria, and Nains0ok An
elegant assortment Of Edsinss and Insert
ings to match. No such assortment
! can be found elsewhere.
| ToRCHON, SMYRNA. PILLOW CASE, and six
ty other kinds Of LACEs-a full assortment Of
all makes:
! CURTAINS urge assortment. from 50 20 SAC
for two windows; CURTAIN-FlXTUREs Of
all kinds; WINDOW-SHADEs in great yarIe-
| ~, with FIXTURES;
! CARPETS, RUGS. OiL-CLOTHS, LINOLEUM-
in great variety at low prices
4 fun assortment of LADIES' UNDERGAR-
! MENTS-ladies In this department TO show the
goods:
/ GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS OF every
descriptions;
A full assortment Of LAUNDRIED and IN
| LAUNDRIED SHIRTS for boys and men;
WHITE and COLORED QUILTS I'm all qualities,
the cheapest ever offered In this city;
DRESS GOODS for spring wear:
FLANNELS Of all kinds-a large stock Of en-
! BR0IDERED FLANNEL.
! We are now making daily additions TO our stock.
We now show the largest assortment and the big
gest stock of goods in this city, and will sell at
the lowest prices. LEVY, DAVIS & DRAKE,
fe successors 20 Levy Brothers.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13

But what trayesty upon a funeral ora
ton when Senator George began his re-
marks the other day in the Senate by say
ing, ~ did not know Mr.. Hawk. / never
met him. p JpaShington letter-Ne,o FORK
Tribune.
Yes; you have made 1t a trayesty; but II
you had added Mr.. GEoRoE's next words
your readers would have seen the propriety
OF the remark you quote. The fact is that
Mr.. GEORGE had been sent 10 Mr.. HAWKS
home with the corpse, and after using the
words quoted above went on to tell the
Senate how Mr.. HAWKS neighbors turned
out en- Daasse at the burial, how they
esteemed bim, &C., &c. A half-truth has
been well declared to be q falsehood.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-02-13
A North Carolina Farmer Strikes a
BOnanza.

A telegram from Fayetteville, N. c., says
North Carolina has bonanza king, who
now counts his wealth by the hundreds OF
thousands. The lucky man is John Barnes,
OF Moore county. A few weeks ago his
earthly possessions consisted OF half n
dozen half-starved coon-dogs and a twenty
acre lot Of barren land in Moore county.
About q fortnight ago Barnes discovered
gold on his farm. lie prudently kept the
secret to himself and moved the precious
metal as best he could. He obtained more
than 100 pounds Of gold, then disposed Of
aportion OF his land for S143, 000, reserving
large share for himself. Barnes Is now
considered the wealthcst man In eastern
North Carolina, Barnes is preparing to
build for himself handsome. residence q
short distance from the spot where he dis
covered bis gold mine. The coon-dogs,
who were his constant and almost sole
companions In his poverty, arc to be kindly
cared for.