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Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-27
THEY say. "

" They say "-Ah we'll, suppose they do
But can they prove the story true
Suspicion may arise from naught
But malice, envy, want of thought
Why count yourself among the they "
Who whisper what they dare not say?
They say"-But why the tale rehearse,
And help to make the matter worse
No good can possibly accrue
From telling what may be untrue;
Aud is it not nobler plan
To speak of all the best you can?
" They say We'll, if it should be so,
Why need you tell the tale of woe :
Will it the bitter wrong redress,
Or make one pang of sorrow less
viii it the erriDg one rest Jre,
Henceforth to so and sin no more
" They say oh pause and look within,
See how your heart inclines to sin;
Watch lest in dark temptations hour,
You, too, should sink beneath its power |;
Pity the frail-weep DER their fall,
But speak OF good or not at all.
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oUR YOUNG FOLKS.
Little Maud's story.

I'm going to tell you a story
It's nice, / know you'll say;
Not an old tale
Worn out and stale
made it myself to-day.
There was once bee-yoo-tiful princess
Oh, ever so long ago!
When fairies and kings
And all such things
We're common enough, you know.
And oh, she was awful lovely
With eyes as blue az the sky;
Slender and fair,
With long, light hair,
And about 40 big as !.
But Oh, che was awful unhappy!
Aud il ever she smiled at all,
Twas once in while,
A weak little smile,
When she played with her Paris doll.
For she had such terrible teachers
And lessons she could not bear;
And she hated 10 sew,
And she hated-Oh,
She hated to comb her hair
Wen, one day, she wandered sadly
IN dark and dismal dell;
When, do you know,
She stubbed her toe,
And tumbled into . well
The well vas wet and slimy,
and dark and muddy and deep
But the frogs below
They pitied her SO,
They SC aped the mud in heap.
And then they dubbed together,
and a t0ad-stool tall they made,
Aud safe on that
The princess sat,
And waited for mortal aid.
And she, TO Keep from crying,
And her anxious fears disable,
Repeated fast,
From first to last,
Her multiplication table.
Aud all the songs and verses
She had ever learned TO say,
Books she had read,
Pieces she'd said,
And the lessons Of yesterday.
Now, a prince there came a-riding,
IN the forest thereabDut;
When ne saw the fair
Maid sitting there,
OF course he helped her out.
And, Of course, they rode together,
Till they reached the pilace gate.
here they alighted,
Their tale recited,
And the wedding WAS held in state.
M. NJ Cow, in St Nichols
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DIR. G. L. SIMMONS,
GA-EZ ID.

A UNsUcCEsst UL EFFORT HAVING BEEN
"a made by certain parties 10 prove to the
Board of Directors of the Mutual Aid Association,
that my marriage with my late husband was never
solemnized, for the purpose of preventing me from
receiving any benefit from the Association in JUS
tice to myself publish herewith the certificate OF
marriage: "Mobile, Jan. IS. 1s52.-I hereby GER
tify that on the 18th day Of June 1851 Joined in
IL Christ Church, Mobile, in presence of witnesses,
and by virtue Of license issued from the Judge OF
Probate. Nath1 p. Knapp, Minist-r II Christ
Church, Mobile" to26-3tl MRS. P. B. PRESTON.
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YKyHE TRADING STEAMER AL .sr@A
Il VARADo Geeently purchased -E.--4 issszs-s-
by the undersigned) will leave the foot OF street.
every Monday at O'Clock A N for all points be-
low Sacrament returning every Saturday evening,
and will leave every Sunday morning for Colusa and
intermediate points. o3-4plml GEO. o. BATES.
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Among the crowd who were purchasing
tickets from Chicago to Indianapolis dur.
ing the fve.cent rate excitement, was a
human hog who in sisted on getting ticket
and half, the half being for ten.year-
old boy. He was not killed on the spot,
but did not get his two and half cent
ticket.
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DR. PRICES Cream Baking Powder hiss
been the leading Baking Powder for years.
1t has gained its popularity from its being
the most perfect Bakir g Powder made. It is
prepared from pure, refined materials. For
purity, strength aud healthfulness, it stands
alone. Its perfect excellence will ever be
fully maintained.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
SCROFULA

and all scrofulous diseases, Sores, Erysipe-
las, Eczema, Blotches, Ringworm, Tu-
1nors, CarbuncIes, Boils, and Eruptions
of the Skin, are the direct result of an
impure state of the blood.
To cure these diseases the blood must be
purified, and restored to healthy and ma
tural condition. AYERS SARsAPARILLA has
for over forty years been recognized by emf
nent medical authorities as the most pow
erful blood purifier in existence. 1t frees
the system from all foul humors. enriches
and strengthens the blood, removes all traces
of mercurial treatment, and proves itself a
complete master of all scrofulous diseases.
A Recent Cure of ScrofuIous Sores.
"Sone months ago 1 was troubled with
scrofulous sores ulcers ON my legs. The
limbs were badly swollen and infianed, and
the sores discharged large quantities of
offensive matter. Every remedy l tried
failed, until | used AYERS SARsAPARILLA,
of which | have now taken three bottles,
with the result that the sores are healed,
and my general health greatly improved.
i feel very grateful for the good your
medicine has done me.
Yours respectfully MRS. ANN O'BRIAN.'
14S Sullivan ST., New York, June "A, 1852.
s- All persons interested are invited
TO call on Mrs. O'Brian; also upon the
Rev. u. =. Wilds of rs East 54th Street,
New York City, who will take pleasure
in testifying to the wonderful efficacy of
Ayers Sarsaparilla not only in the cure
of this lady, but in his own case and
many others within his knowledge.
The well-known icrjter on the Boston Herald,
B. W. BALL, of Rochester, Nh, writes, June
I, 1882:
"Having suffered severely for some years
with Eczema, and having failed to find relief
from other remedies, | have made use, during
the past three months, of AYERS SARsAPA-
RILLA, which has effected 4 complete cure.
| consider it a magnificent remedy for all
blood Diseases
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Keeptna Accounts.

Mr.. Thomas S. Chappell, Treasury Depart
ment, Washington, D. c., had congestion Of
the throat and saws. that by the great pain
curs. St. Jacobs OIL, he was cured
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-27

Emissions, lInpole encVi
Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, and Loss
OF MANHOOD, In all its complications,
and from whatever cause produced. 1t
enriches and purifes the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerves, Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproductive
Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties. 1t
stops any unnatural debiitating drain upon the
system, preventing involuntary LOSSES debfiitating
dreams, seminal losses with the urine, ETC., so
destructive to mind and body. 1t is a sure
eliminator OF sll KIDNEY AND BLADDER COM
PLANTS. 1t contains no injurious ingredients.
To those suffering from the evil effects
OF youthful indiscrctiOns or eXcesses, a
speedy, thorough and permanent CUkE
Is GUARANTEEO. Price, So so per bottle,
or FIVE bottles in case, with full directions, and
advice, SiO. Sent secure from observation to any
address upon receipt Of price, or c. o. d. To be
had NDIxr ~
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Society Dimness Of Vision, Noises IN the Head the
vital fluid passing unobseryed in the urine, and
many other diseases thaHs ad to insanity and death.
DIR. MINTlE, who is regular physician grad
uate Of the University Of Pennsylvania will agree
to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for a case Of
this kind the VITAL REsTORATLvE (under his
special advice and treatmen) will not cure, for
anything impure or injurious found in it. DIR.
MINTIE treats all Private Diseases successfully
without mercury. Consultation free. Thor.
ouch examination and advice, including analysis OF
urine S5. Price of Vital Restorative, So a
bottle, or four times the quantity, $40; sent to
any address upon receipt Of price, or c. o. D., Sc
cured from observation, and in private name il
desired, by A. L. MlNTIE. NJ. D.. NO. III
Kearny street, San Francisco, Cal.
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IS practlced ny the youth OF DOtH 5eAes 70 an uUsl
unlimited extent, producing with unerring certainty
the following train Of morbid symptoms, unless
combated by scientific medical measures viz: Sallow
countenance dark spots under the eyes, pain in the
head, ringing in the ears noise like the rustng OF
leaves and rattng of chariots uneasiness about the
loins, weakness of the limbs, confused vision,
blunted intellect loss OF confidence, difidence in
approaching strangers, dislike to form new ac:
quaintances, disposition to shun society, loss OF
memory, hectic iushes, pimples and various' rup-
tious about the face, fuIred tongue ietid bieath,
coughs, consumption night sweats -nonomania and
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RLACKsMITHING.

VI N. JOHNSTON is NOW PREPARED 70
IA. do all kinds of Blacksmthing, Horseshoeing
and General Jobbing at his shop Fourth street. be-
tween and L. Wagon and Buggy repairing
spacialtv. O23-lm
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CURED AT HOME.

Persons at distance may be e-red at home by
addressing letter to pR. GIBBoN, stating case,
symptoms length Of time the disease has continued
and have medicines promptly forwarded, free from
damage and curiosity, TO any part of the country
with full and plain directions By inclosing ten
dollars in registered letter, through the Postotfce
or through Wells Fargo Co., apackage OF medcins
will be forwarded TO any part OF the Union Please
sav Won saw this advertisement in the RECORD
ITsroS Address DIR. J. F. GIBB0N,
ia944ptf Box 1857, San Francisco.
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SAMPLE BoTTL. FREE!

SAMPLE BOTTL. FREE!
Will be sent to any applying by letter, stating
symptoms sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to
all business transactions
DIR. MIsTlE's KIDNEY REMEDY. NE
PHRETICUM. cures all kinds of Kidney and
Bladder Complaints Gonorrhea, Geet, Leucorrhga.
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle; six bottles
for IS.
DIX. MISTIE's DANDELI0S PILLS are the
best and cheapest DY@PEPsIa and BILIOUS
cure in the market. For sale by all Druggists.
KIRK, GEARY & Co. Sacramento, Wholesale
Agents. mo ply6so9w4y
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A community of Bsnedictine monks is
shortly to be established in the suburbs of
Chicago
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This eat

Il is T. re At
sire hening
Kennedy ana Nerve
TONIC is the legiti-
mate result of over
twenty years of prac-
teal experience, and
CURES WITH UN-
FAILING CERTAINTY
Nervous and Physical
Debility, Seminal Weak
ness, Spermatorrhea,
Pros tatOrrh G n,
r.
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ROLLER SKATING !

SACRAMENTo ROLLER SKATING RINK, OPEN
- every day at the Pavilion, corner of Sixth
and streets. Morning Session Gor Ladies and
Evening, TO TO- Competent Teachers will be in
attendance. No Objectionable persons admitted;
under any circumstances.
Admission gents 25 cents; ladies', free; use Of
skates, % cents. Music Wednesdays and Saturdays
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The Great English Remedy

Is a never-falling cure
for Nervous Debility ,Ex-
hausted Vitality, Sem
inal Weakness, Sper-
matorrhea, Lost MAN.
hood, I'm pot cy,
Paralysis, and all the ter
rible effects of self-abuse,
youthful follies and ex-
cesses in mature years
such as Loss Of Memory,
Lassitude, n &c turnal
Emissions, Aversion to
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q oR. G. D. sALFlELD.
HAO hChFhy StfNONs
SAN NCISC c.

Consultation strictly confidential, by letter or at
Office, FREE. For the convenience Of patients and
in order to insure perfect secrecy, have adopted
private address, under which all packages are for
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i: .TI:RlaL RQTTLE EREE.
TRADING STEAMER.

Sufficient to show its merit, will be sent to anyone
applying by letter, stating mis- symptoms and age
Communication strictly confidential.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1883-10-27
Ayers SarsapariIla

stimulates and regulates the action of the
digestive and assimiative organs, renews
and strengthens the vital forces and speedily
cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Rheuma-
tic Gout, Catarrh, General Debility, and
all diseases arising from an impoverished or
corrupted condition of the blood, and weak
ened vitality.
1t is incomparably the cheapest blood medi-
cine, on account of its concentrated strength,
and great power over disease.
PREPARED BY
Dr.. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists; price 81, six bottles
for So.
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HELVETIA HOUSE.

EIFTH STREET, BETWEEN ] AND X, SAC.
II ramento. F. A SCHUYLER and &. LAUPPE,
Propretors. Mr.. Schuler, one of the proprietors
is an old hotel keeper in this city, and would be
pleased to meet his old friends and patrons. Ne
pains will be spared to make this house the best sec
ond-class hotel in the city. Help furnished for
Dairymen and Brewers. ol2-lm
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CAIIFORNIA RESTAURANT.

GEE THIS: ROAST MEATS, WITH VEGE-
= tables, and dish Of Pudding, including Tea,
Coffee, Wine Beer. all for 10 cents, at .he Cali
fornia Restaurant, 1928 street. between Third and
Fourth. o9-lm
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TO THE UNEORTUN ATE !
DR., GIBBOh' s DISPBNSARY,
6!3 Kearny street, San Francisco.

Established in 1854, for
the treatment OF Sexual
and Seminal Diseases,
srch as Gonorrhea, elect,
Structures, Syphilis in ali
its forms, Seminal Weak
ness, Impotency, Skin
Diseases, etc, perma-
nently cured orno charge
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Seminal Weakness.

Seminal Emissions, the
consequence ofself abuse,
This solitary vice or de-
praved sexual indulgence
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-14
/" Cooperative" Newspapers.

at is reported that the Postmaster-G eneral
IL about to make a decision in regard to that
class of newspapers known as patent out
Sides. 'insides.' or cooperative. that will nee
essarily cause a large number of local papers,
of the smallest circulation and least influence,
TO suspend publication. His reason for SO do
side in the cities, and then sold by the quire to
thousands of country publishers, who print
the other half at home, is sufficient evidence
that such papers are not self-Sustaining, and
in accordance has about decided to exclude
all such from the mails as second-class matter.
There are about 600 such publications issued
feet about 5000 would suspend. while the
manning Loco of the better class of 'co-opera-
uves' would be greatly strengthened. and
could then afford to publish the whole of their
papers; so, in the end, the press. advertiser
and the public would be greatly benefited"
The foregoing item, which has APP
peared in country paper published at
Sidney, o., is another evidence of the
vindictiveness of some publishers where
the cooperative papers affect their re-
ceipts for advertising and subscription.
Section Z of the Postal Law. approved
June %, 1874, SAYS: That newspapers,
one copy to each actual subscriber, re-
siding within the county where the
same are printed. in whole or in
part, and published, shall 60 free
through the mails; but the same shall
not be delivered at letter-carrier offices
or distributed by carriers unless postage
is paid thereon as by law provided.
From this it will be seen that the Post
master-General' rulings have been an
ticipated by the National Congress, and
the proposed decision would be illegal
and of no effect CHICAGO Banner.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-14

Or has any relative or friend? II not, be
thankful that you can say no; if you have,
rejoice that instead of it's being an incurable
malady, as has been nearly universally
held and believed, relief and cure are with
in reach: The Cancer Hospital at Aurora,
ILL.,, (only forty miles from Chicago), a
handsome, commodious structure, beauti-
fully situated, is an institution where the
treatment of cancerous and scrofulous dis
eases is made a speciality. 1t is presided
over by DIR. Pond, who, in addition to being
medical colleges of the country, has given
years of study to Cancer and kindred affec-
tions. That he has been unusually success
full is attested by the hundreds of remark
able cures effected since the Institute was
established in 1872. His references are tho
highest, and the testimonials furnished
carry absolute conviction. Full particulars,
terms, ETC., can be had by addressing DR..
F. L. Pond, Aurora, Kane County, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-14
MADE A MAN OF HIM.

Mr. O. WHEELER No. q Austin Street. Cam.
bridgeport, Mass makes the following remarkable
statement. On April q 1883 he writes follows:
81 have been troubled with kidney disease for nearly
twenty years. Have suffered at times with terrible
rains in my back and limbs. used many medicines,
but found nothing reached my until took Hunt
Remedy / purchased . bottle of A p. ellison CSC
fremont Street, Boston. and before had used this
one bottle found relief. and continuing its use my
pains and weakness all disappeared. and feel like
new man. with new Hfeand yfgor. Hunts Remedy did
wonders for me, and have hesitancy in recon-
mendng 1t all afflicted with kidney liver diseases
positive that by its they VIII ind immediate
relief. You may this letter in any way you choose
SO that the people may know Of q sure medicine for
the cure of I'll diseases of kidneys and liver
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-14

"THERE's a mighty rich man lives
there" said the Assessor, pointing to an
unpretentious house in small lot, lone of
the richest men in town, l reckon"
''Who is he:" asked the stranger. "Don't
know his name," the Assessor replied.
''What is he worth?" asked the stranger.
81 don't know that either,' said the Asses
sor; don't know anything about him; he
isn't in my district. But know he's rich.
Great Scott! you ought to hear him swear
at the Board of Equalization" "And that's
the way-?' queried the stranger. 81
know he's rich," said the Assessor; "I've
been Assessor nearly ten years, and know
how to pick out the rich men. They always
grumble about the taxes, howl at the as
sessment, and plead poverty before the
Board of Equalization" - Burlington
Hu,rE- Eue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-06-14
HONE AND FARM.

Uon' t seteggs that are too large, but
the"fargest and best shaped of the me-
drum sized ones.-Toledo Blade.
If you wish to pour boiling hot
liquid into a glass jar or tumbler, It can
De done safely by putting spoon in the
dlsn betore you pour, but draught of
Saq AIR must not reach it.
The coat of a horse is one of the
surest indications of his state of health.
Ii In good health the hair is smooth and
sleek and the skin soft. When the sys-
ten as deranged the skin loses its
pliancy. the surface is hard and dry and
the hair rough and rusty.-N. Y Herald.
This will be a change from pudding
or pie: Make crust for strawberry
shortcakc; bake quickly, open it and
put between the two layers halves or
quarters of canned peaches, sprinkle
powdered sugar over, and serve while
not with cream.-N. 7. Post.
"A successful farmer, of fifty years
experience, said the other day that he
found if bis low, heavy land were
Rf9wsaS only six Or eight inches it
sw4le be wet and muddy after every
ram. and not fit to work for several
days after, while if plowed ten inches
or more deep it would be ready to work
the next day after a rain or shower
Chicago Tribune
tHo Preserve Clothing from Moths:
@arefuIy shake and brush woolens
early in the spring, so as to be certain
no eggs are in them; then sew them up
In cotton or linen cloth, putting piece
OF camphor gum into each bundle;
place in trunks or moth-proof box.
No moth will approach while the smell
OF the camphor continues. When the
gnm ls eyaporated it must be renewed
HN can be protected in the same way.
TIE Household.
SVStewed veal need not be the taste
Ees>dish it sometimes is. Cook it in as
little water as will possibly answer, and
wlth=lt stew a few thin slices of ham or
bacon. Nicely-cured bacon is one of the
juxlFles of modern civilization. Science
has Preferred a lasting benefit upon the
wofm by teaching-the farmer to feed
ms pigs in such a way That the result
may be traced in slices of fine-grained
faswith little. strips of lean. This is the
klAd OF bacon to look for>when market
in. IN. 7, Post.
There are five methods in which
Persian insect powder may be applied
t0-destroy insects: AS dry power; as a.
fume: as an alcoholic extract diluted;
BY simple stirring of the powder in
water; as a tea or decoction. The pow
der may be diluted with ten times its
bulk of flour, or any finely pulverized
material, as wood ashes 1t is recon-
mended to mix the powder and other
material twenty-four hours before use.
In a closed room the fumes from small
quantity will kill or render inactive
common flies or mosquitoes. For appli-
cation to insects on plants the powder
mixed with water, and the tea made
from the herb dried, are more conven-
lent and quite as effectual.
1AgrtculturiSt.
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Farming North and South.

The Southern farmer is now being
told that the remedy for all his hard
ships lies in variety of crops. If nothing
but cotton is raised, of course corn and
wheat and hay must be bought; as a
matter of fact,they are bought from the
North, and the North has achieved pros
peritV. with mixed farming, while the
South with its single crop is poor and
in debt So the planters are urged to
raise more grain and pigs and less cot
Nheae ahd corn Is paraded as the surest
sign of States prosperity.
. Hqt in the North the tendency is d.
rectly The sotherj way. The old plan
heresw3& for the Farmer to raise upon
his ows land almost everything he re-
CURED .xHnd for him and his wife to
exerything they used and wore as well,
but this rule has been more and more
departed from until in recent years
special farming has come in which fur
nishes counterparts to the all cotton"
dairymen. They buy wheat and corn
from the West, often all they use, and
one man in an out-of-the-way Vermont
town has profitably devoted his acres
to grass and bought potatoes for his
own table. There is a growing feeling
here that mixed farming is profitless,
except in degree necessary for eco
rsefaicaA management, and that in the
COMPETITION which has come with rail-
roads and modern appliances there is
little chance of success without taking
advantage. of the. division of labor, in
the wider sense, which is brought about
bv aspecialties.
Tic, fact is that, North and South.
the question is merely one of economy,
and not of principle. 1t is certain that
some Vermont farmers who feed 1lli-
nois corn to their cows make more
money than others who raise their own
and plainly more than the farmer could
by raising it himself {; and that ends
the argument. 1t cost money to carry
corn from Chicago to New England or
Georgia, and each section and each far
mer must determine whether it is
cheaper to raise it, or to raise some
thing to buy it with. Because the cot
ton planters are not generally prosper
Gus it is not necessary to bllndly adopt
farming as q cure-all. The South has
a change in progress akin to that which
has left the old-fashioned farmers in
our own chill towns" wondering that
the old methods do not bring the old
profit. "How do make both lends
meet?'" said a substantial North Caro-
lima farmer the other day, g / use i'm
proved machinery, manure heavily and
pay cash. '--SprIngfetd (Aass.) Re
publican. ..,es.~