Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-06-21
FEMALE FREAKS.

A DOZEN ottunwa young ladies' aud
gentlemen fake seven mile walks before
breakfast, Just for exercise.
A LADY who bought heavy mourning
at sona, la., explained to The milliner
that her husband was not well, and
might pop off at any time, when it might
not suit her to come to town.
SHE was after u title and got it-Miss
'scnisa Price, of Philadelphia, las Just
been married at Vienna to the Baron
Gabriel Bornemisaa de, Nagy Kazson,
first Lieutenant iu the Prince of Thurn
and Tails Third Regiment of Cavalry.
A LEADv1LLE woman recently stole
four gold watches from as many persons
during dinner hour mt a restaurant. 1t
is impossible to steal the watch of Yau-
kee. He always keeps il before his eyes
when eating to see IL he can beat his
preVtots record. d.-Boston transcript.
Mrs. BURNABY, the wife of Col. Bur-
naby, the English traveller, has pub
lished book of her wanderings over the
Swiss mountains in winter with two or
three guides. She advised all consump-
tive patients to follow her example, as
suring them that thpy will lind climbing
UP perpendicular mountain far easier
than walking on level ground.
LADIES handkerchiefs are cmbroider-
ed with notices suitable for the mood of
the day, such as: 81 am cross, don't
speak to me-" "What Il lovely day" 81
don't care for your company" etc. The
men will follow suit with such emblems
as these: 81 will pay you next week."
"Don't care ii L do;" "Damfno;"
'.Lend me n quarters" "Sce yeu Inter-"
etc,
Miss JENNY MARKS, ofBaltimore, won
a sewing machine by making guess at
the number tf pills in bottle in win
dow. There were 25, 100 pills i'll the bot
tie, and she guessed 25, 100. There were
over 5000 guesses, aud the worst one
was guess Of 9,000,0O0. The man who
guessed 5000, 900 was one of those fcl,
lows who get their education by reading
gas metcrs.-oH City DGr7ich.
DusrlNa is II perfect mania in Ger
many ia roomis busted two or three times
day, even where no particle Of dust
can be seen, and the German housewife
prldcs herself on her exactuess, or sac.
curacy, as they call 1t hero, in all her
honEehold duties. Every ao,;se maid is
provided With ii collection of little brush.
es-loug, short, round, flat, etc.-that
she may, everyday, brush out every
crack and creylce III the furniture.
A GIRL has been born out West, with
three tongues. Good gracious IF this
should get to be the faslion.-OH CIty
Blizzard. Well, it wouldn't be bad
scheme when a mans house caught fire
ut midnight and lie wanted his wife to
help him halloa to get out the firc-de-
partment.-NorriStoaOn Herald. "Ihroc
beefsteaks, three pies, three circus lem
onades and three ice-creamB, waiter ?"
May God have mercy Oh his soul.
In iiue feathers really did make fine
birds-which they don't--tLe wives of
the clbiuet officers, high oIllcials. SEN
ators and representatives, would be
among the finest birds goiug. Mrs.
Brewster and Mrs john Davis are both
handsome women, bit tue rest OF them
would never get !! prize at ;tbeaiity show.
Even the Presidents Miss lilly is a PLAIN
looking young woman, with nice man
ners aud charming clothes. It Is said
that President Arth,ir's object in having
red shades over the gus jets is to let the
couit ladies' down easily.
1uE prettiest woman at the private
view of the Royal Academy i'll London
was the wife of IN artist (the numbers of
bis pictures arc 19l and 26U); the hand
soonest, the wife of a well-kncwn Jour
nalist; the worst-dressed, lady who
has written Il book to teach how to dress;
ihe best dresseu, from an artistic point
of view, Mrs. JopliDg. The tallest man
was Corney Grain; the smallest. William
Black, and the mau who wrote about
color rs Black has done in s.Shandon
Bells" absolutely wore u blue shirt coll
lur.-London Queen.