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The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-07-06

No injurious effects can follow the use of Ay-
cr's Cure in the treatment of maarial diseases.
II contains, besides specific and uniailng anti
dote for miasmatic poison, other remedial agents
which unite to eNpcl the poisonous humors, pu-
rily the system, aud leave il i'm healthy aud re-
inYigOrAted condition.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-07-06
EPORT OF THE CONDITION

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF ORWELL.
at ORWELL in the State OF Vermont, at the
close of business, June -. lSSi.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
Seven Million Easter Eggs.

Few people who indulge in eggs,
either plain-boiled, poached, scrambled,
in the aristocratlc form of an oDaelette
sou67e or the seductive guise of egg
nogg, have any conception of the boom
which occurs IL the egg trade at the
Easter season. Putting aside the enor-
nous number of artificial eggs winch
fill the windows of the fancy goods
shops, and OF the tons of sugar and
candy eggs sold by the confectioners, a
few figures ON the subject of the bona
fide Article may be of interest. The
official market reports of the Philadel-
phia Produce Exchange show the re-
ceipts of eggs In the city from March
20 to March 26. inclusive. to have been
1850 barrels and S262 crates. A barrel
being usually counted as two and half
crates gives fetal of 16, 3S7 crates, and
a single crate contains thi1ty dozen
eggs; therefore, 16, 3S7 crates foot up
the handsome sum of 49l ,6l0 dozens of
hen produce, or the magnificent tai of
). S99, $50 eggs. To this splendid show
ing of the hen-coops which supply
Philadelphia through the medium OF the
members of the Produce Exchange it is
safe to add at least million eggs which
entered this city during the week pre-
cedIng Easter of which no official record
is made. Putting the grand tytI at
100000 eggs used in Philadelphia
during that week, the average con-
SUMPTION per citizen was seven and sew
en-tenths eggs, or one and one-tenth on
each day during the week. This short
report offers great inducements to the
amateur statistician to plunge in and
compute the number Of eggs produced
by the hens of the United States in cel-
ebrating the Easter season.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
HUMOROUS.

AURORA has little ]ackass that enjoys
drunken spree and will drink liquor
until his ears can no longer wag. While
under the influence of wine or whiskey
he will perform many amusing tricks.
Several weeks ago number of Bodieites
visited Aurora After drinking all they
could conveniently carry, the Bodieites
turned their attention to the jack. He
was escorted into saloon and the cham
payne ordered. The jack took his
medicine" like an old-timer. After
the second quart had disappeared the
animal became frlsky and wanted more.
He tried to climb up on the bar. and
when intimidated he displayed a bad
temper by kicking county official in
the abdomen and biting lawyers leg.
Not until he had drunk pint of whisky
did the intemperate JACK quiet down.
In the morning he was found stretched
out near a deserted building. A cock
tall revived him, and he was ready for
another run with the beys"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
In davs gone BY a Philadelphia Qua

In days gone by PhiIadelphia Qua
ker, who was also a large ship-owner,
suddenly dropped all his insurance on
his vessels, and when beset by the
agents to explain his singular conduct
said:
81 have come to the conclusion to
depend upon the Lord for the safety OF
my Ship"
No arguments nor explanation could
move him from his purpose, and things
went on for five or six months without
a loss. Then one ship was destroyed
by fire, and another was driven ashore,
and close upon these disasters came
the destruction of a valuable cargo. 1t
was then that the old man sent for an
agent and said:
Friend Thompson, the Rover is
about to sail for Liverpoor.
"Yes."
Sand thee make out a policy for $780,
900 on her,"
eyes"
''Aad thee may also make ready to
insure her cargo"
''Just So"
''I do not desire thee to understand, :"
continued the old man, ''that l have
lost faith In the Lord, but it is more to
save him the bother of keeping track Of
my sailing property"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

The minute lines and burrows on per-
sons hands are likely to receive a far
more useful attention than the observa-
ton of the great lines by fortune-tellers.
There is reason to believe that the spir-
al whcrls or the thumb and finger
points are peculiar to Individuals and
races, and may be as certainly used to
define the chronological class or positive
identification of the beng possessing
them as the measurements of the skull
or examination of photograph would
be. Dr.. HsIry Fauids, of 1sukiiI hos
pital, Toxic, Japan, in an interesting
letter In The Nature, directs attention
to this subject in a way which will at
tract the notice of naturalists and stu
dents of the theory of development and
heredity.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
Doctors for Domestic Animals.

The Dean of the Columbia Veteri-
nary College in New York city has re-
Gently in published interview given
what will appear to be new dignity to
veterinary science. He certainly speaks
with great intelligence anu clearness on
the subject, and he succeeds in show
ing that not only has great advance
been made of late, but that the condi.
tions are all favorable for its advance to
a prominent position among the scieu-
ces, and one that will yet engage the
attention of eminent scientists.
The fact that medicine has the same
meaning whether applied to affected
tissues or organs il man or diseased
serous membrane of one of the lower
animals Is, says this close student of
animals, sufficient reason why the
modern attempt to elevate veterinary
science above the mere empiricism
which characterized it before the begin
ing OF the present century, Is entitled a
to profound gratitude and liberal en-
couragement on the score of both
economy and humanity. In France
there is a graduated veterinary surgeon
for every LOCO head OF equine property,
and Germany has one for every l, 800
head, while the United States has but
one for every 200, 900 animals. Less
than twenty-five years ago it seems that
veterinarians and veterinary science
were almost unknown. To-day there
are in Canada and this country four
schools or colleges in successful opera
ton, with total attendance of some
thing over 400 students. About 600
graduated veterinarians are now prac-
tlcing their profession, and as a conse-
quence, it is mentioned that our most
useful and valuable animals are now less
subjected to uncalled-for medication
and cruel surgical operations than here
tofore, aud that they will naturally be
still less so as the number of competent
veterinarians increases. One very note
worthy fact which is known in connec-
ton with this subject is that there are
now forty diseases common to the hu-
man race thae are distinctly traceablo
to the brute creation. The pathology
of the disease is said to be the same,
the prognosis and diagnosis similar
under similar conditions, an! the re-
medal agents employed identical In
both. The Indications, too, all clearly
point to the rapid necessary develop
ment of this comparatively new profes
SION, in America particularly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

"CARLo" was formerly a handsome
and good-natured Newfoundland dog,
belonging generally to the United
States steamer John F. Hartley, sta
toned at North Beach; but of late he
has shown a disposition to insert his
incisors in the calves of the legs of such
individuals as came into his presence
without suit of broad cloth. on to be-
speak them as gentlemen. This partic-
ular adherence OF persons illy-dressed
gained so strong hold upon him as to
induce him yesterday to take a chunk
of flesh out of the leg OF one of the at
taches of the Hartley. simply on account
of that individual happening to to have
on garments that were considerably
soiled In consequence of having been at
work cleaning machinery. The two
had, up to that time, been the best of
friends, but the bonds of affection were
suddenly sundered and, after having
his legs tied together, Carlo was pitched
into the bay, and in the course of ten
minutes he was food for the fishes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

On yes the manager of the opera
troupe was much annoyed because his
prima donLa had way Of getting a
cold and refusing to sing every few
nights. So he got a little girl with Il
pretty fair voice to learn the same parts
aud sing wten the prima donna had a
cold. Then he went to the critics, who
are always ready to assist In any laud-
able enterprise, and got them, when
the prina douHa refused to sing, to
praise the substitutes singing as the
finest ever heard. Aud the prima DON
ma got well enough to sing the next
night, and hasn't had cold since, and
mates the little substitute like poison.
Great racket.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

As to mlmicry, says DIR. H. W. Nit
chell. the giraffe has the most astonish-
ing power of any animal. Inhabiting,
as it does, the forests of Africa, and
feeding upon the boughs of trees. its
great size makes it most CONSPICUOUS
object. Its most dreadful enemies are
the stealthy hon and man. In the re-
glons 1t most frequents are many dead
and blasted trunks of trees, and its MIN
icry is such that the most practiced eye
has failed to distinguish giraffe from
a tree trunk or a tree trunk from a g1r-
afie. 1t has even been SAID that a lion
has looked long and earnestly at CIR
affe, IN doubt whether it was a tree or
not, and then skulked away.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Scientife men have been engaged of
late IN examining the material of some
OF those remarkable structures found in
France and other countries of Europe.
called vltrlfied forts, and are generally
oil the opinion that the fire was applied
within tie walls so as to secures a natural
draught, which was d oubtless assisted
by current of fresh air. 1t is thought
!, at tne same plan of making them was
invariably pursued, as the character of
the material differed In various localities
out II is conceded by all that the heat
must have been intense, and that to a
most remarkable degree, to have yitri-
ned walls OF such great thickness as
those found In that region OF country.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
4 Brave and Faithful Guardian Of Our
Homes an Il Property Rescued from I'm
M In emf Peril.


Avery popular and ven known member Of our Do
lice force has performed duty twelve years the
Union L. D. pot on Exchange Place, in Providence.
T. L. gives his unsolicited testimony. Hear him:
II have been dreadfuly troubled with disease of the
Kidney and Liver during the past six months at times
was severely afflicted that unable to stand
my feet my feet and lower parts my legs wers
very badly swollen; my urinary organs were in
dreadful condition, my blood in wretched state
and it had become so Impoverished circulated 20
poorly that my hands and feet would cold and numb
and 30 white as TO appear feies could not
but distressed all that could not lie stu
in bed but would keep turning and rolling from one
side to the other all night, that would feel more
tired and exhausted in the morning than when went
to bed My condition became serious that was
obliged to stop work. and for thirty days unable
to be on ddty consulted the best doctors and tiled
the medicines and so called cures but rap
Idly grew worse and was in sad condition every way
when long time valued friend of mine prominent in
this city in large express company, urge me to try
Hunts Remedy, as he had known of wonderful cures
eDecied by it Upon his representation obtained two
bottles of the Re medy and commenced taking it as
directed. and greatly to my surprise in less than
twenty four hours 1 commenced 10 feel reevef- |
was In an awful condition when began to Ske the
Remedy. and had faith in it; therefore when
found almost immediate relief. even in days use
of it, my heart made glad and assure you con-
tinued u T. Ike tn Remedy and 70 improve constantly
from day 70 Gay toS * h WIN 1 me on my TIP b
and the result Is that improved speed all the time
wa seysrs weeks ago have feen ON duty every aT
feel hrst rate. and the sweling OF hand 4 e. aud
legs have disappeared. and the terrible baekaeh
which used to bother than all the rest trou.
bles me more. and sleep splendidly nights, and
sTes Eng in praise Of Hunts Kennedy for il has Iad
new mau OF me. don't know what should have
that ever took and very ls y recommend ii to ali
who ars sficted with Kidney Liver disease. or dls
JsAAn W. FAIssRorHKA"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

The San Francisco Chronicle of recent
date speaks of a great discovery that
has been made In the Mojave desert,
which seems destined to revolutionize
viI1culture in South California. 1t has
been found that grape cuttings inserted
in the trunks of the cactus on the desert
grow and thrive rs vigorously as IN cul-
tivated land. This fact is of great i'm
porrance to the people. By the use OF
a chisel a man can plant large vine
yard in a day, and the vines SO planted
will climb the cactus and grow luxuri-
antly without cultivation or irrigation.
The dry hot sands of the desert Will af-
ford fine place for drying raisins. In
addition to grapes it has been proved
that melons, cucumbers and tomatoes
will grow from the cactus stock. so
that the desert may soon bloom as the
rose.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
ADMINISTER laboring in the mountain

ADMINISTER laboring in the mountain
districts of Fayette County, ". Va,
gives the following conversation he had
with a woman there recently.
"Is your husband at home?'
"No; he is coon hunting. de killed
two whopping big coons last Sunday.
"Does he fear the Lord?"
al guess he does, cause he always
takes his gun with him"
"Have you any Presbyterians around
here?"
81 don't know if he has killed any or
not. You can go behind the house and
look at the pile of hides to see if you
can find any OF their SKINS"
'I see that you are living in the dark. u
''Yes, but my husband is going to
cut out a winder soon."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

An event at Abeline, Kan, has de-
monstrated that a woman does not like
iumping-jack for q Christmas gift.
Miss Foreman found such a toy, marked
with her name, on a church-sociable
Christmas tree. Her affianced espoused
her cause, learned that on. Shadinger
was the practical joker donor, and pro
ceeded to kill him. He received one
bullet in the lungs and in return woun-
ded the assallant. Probably the lady's
betrothed felt that as long as she had
nim. she didn't need any more jumping
Jacks,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

me following formulas are given tor
polishing bullocks' horns: FIRST. scrane
wen with glass or a steel scraper, after
ward with finest glass-cIoth, then with
powdered bath-brick and Gil, and final v
with rotten-stone and flannel or o,l
cio,h OF ielt nat: Second. first scrape
WITH glass to take off any roughness
men grind some pumice stone to now
DER, and with piece Of cloth wetted
ana dipped In the powder rub them nm.
III smooth face isobtained. Nex. mol.
Ism with rotten-stone and linseed ri,
ana nnlsh with dry -four and piece oi
clean linen rag. The more RUBBING
polish. ''er the
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

ArrEH a bore Of. the worst type had
nearly driven an Austin man crazy, the
former asked:
"Do You know that to-day Is the
shortest day in the yearT
The sufferer sighed, and then said,
with great deliberations:
81 thought so this morning, but your
visit has created doubts in my mind as
to it being the shortest day in the year.
The bore took his departure, and as
he closed the door the Euch relieved
man said confdentially to himself /:
"Joshua was fool, compared to that
fool. for making the sun stand still.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Mensman's Peptonized beef tonic. the
only preparation of beef containing its en-
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force genermIng and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for iLdi-
gestion, dyspepsia. nervous prostration, and
ali forms of general debility; also, In al
enfeebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostrauon, overwork
or acute disease, particularly If resulting
nom pulmonary complaints Caswell,
Hazard & Co, propnetors New York.
Sold by all druggists
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
ACure of Pneunnonln.

Mr. d. Fl. Barnaby Of owego. y. Y, says that his
daughter was taken with violent cold which ternli
mated with pneumonia, and all the best physicians
gave the up and said she could not live hut few
hours at most She in this condition when .
friend recommended DR.. Halls Bal for the Lungs
and advised her to try it. She accepted as last
sort, and was surprised TO find that it prodnced 8
marked change for the better and by perseyerns In
its q permanent cure was effected
Townships Toothache Anodyne cures instantly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

AT the late Paris exhibition consider.
aoie attention was drawn to some muslin
c lrtalns to which fame was constantlx
ppiied without setting them on frs
Inc chemical composition of the snb
stance which rendered them incombus
.loie, as recently made known, was 30
paris pure sulphate of ammonia Ok -
carbonate Of ammonia. 80 OF bor,.;a IL
acli, IL of pure borax. 20 of starch aoic aas
nooo OF distilled or pure water The
materials are dipped In this soln.,or ne
;rnn WINE 1t Is hot, aud when well dried are
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription Is
not extolled as s.cure-all," but admirably
fuItils a singleness of purpose, being most
potent specific in those chronic weaknesses
peculiar TO women Particulars III III
Pierce's pamphlet treatise on diseases re
cnI;ar To Women, 90 pages, sent for three
stamns Address WORLDS DISPENsARY
MEDICAI ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

AFTER a Wisconsin clergyman had
preached a sermon against the sin OF
wearing finery, a Mr.. Thomas went
home andstore a silk dress off his wife.
Then Mrs. Thomas smashed his gold
watch, and it must have done the
preachers heart good to see how dis
posed his bearers were to carry out his
teachings.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

A RELIGIOUS exchange says that the
church that knows how to conduct sue
cessfully a church sociable" knows
how to practice as well as to Preach
brotherly love; but how to do this Is a
problem which not few churches have
found too much for their solution.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25
An insurance agent named Pyle,

An insurance agent named Pyle,
In running fell over the stile,
st. jacobs OIL gave him rehef
And the pain was so brief,
He got up and said: Il should smile"
A lame old lady at Keyser,
Had no one to advise her,
Till Doctor John Boyle,
Tried st. Jacobs Oil.
Its action did simply surprise her.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

The srcce sui man has many initators
IN his peculiar line of business, but still
there is only one originator. So, alsn. the
great petroleum hair renewer, Carboline, as
now improved and perfected, holds the
palm against all Imltstors - a genuine ar
ticle of merit. Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

"THE eagle in one house," says Gres-
set. sis the fool In another" Certainly.
The man who talks the loudest in the
railway car aud contrsdicts everybody
at the hotel table, sets the dinner table
and washes the baby at home.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

A DESPERATE fight took place at a
Kansas prayer meeting, Probably the
congregation we're driven to des speration
by one of the deacons talking through
his nose.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

A GIRL shouldn't wear black belt
about her waist when she's got white
dress on and Is walking with young
man In the night time. 1t makes 1t ap-
pear from a rear view as If her fellow
had his arm arouud her waist.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Nor more than one time in fifty does
a clergyman give out hymn without
adding that such and such verse will
be omitted. This adds variety to the
entertainment, and makes the people
think that the pastor is man of vast
erudition in musical matters.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

When others are suffering. drop word
Of kindness and sympathy. If they are
suffering from Cold, give them DIR. Bull's
Cough Syrup; a few doses of this valuable
remedy will afford instant relief, and q
twenty-five cent bottle will cure the worst
COngh.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

A CONNECTICUT munster has denounc
ed the time-honored custom of kissing
at church soclables, That is all right;
nobody wants the ministers to do all
the kissing; We will do it ourselves.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Is the best in the market. 1t is the most
economical ard cheapest, ons box lasting as
long two OF any other. One gressng will
last two weeks. 1t received first premium at
the Centennial and Paris Exp 'sitions, also
me ials at various State fairs. Buy no other.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

DIR. L.. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, y. - has
.Sir-Your Golden Medlcai Disoo .. !,..ars,
,.,,rad nv bov of a fever sore OF two years
eured cuS;nS & Please accept our gratitude:
siah'iliS. S.,,,i,- HENRY WHITING,
Yours truIS, Rosfnu Mass
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

THEgE are hundred and four boys
born t, every hundred girls. Nature
evidently makes allowances for suits for
breach of promise.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

druggists say that Lydia E. Plnkham's
Vegetable Compound is the best remedy
Tor iema.e Complaints they ever heard OF.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer IA the
marvel OF the age for all nerve dis ases All
ilts stopped free. Send to 9sI Arch Street.
Philadelphia. Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

Emory's Little Cathartic Plll-best
made Tor Liver Complaint and Biliousness
Tasteless, harmless, infallible. 15c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-04-25

SPEAK gently to your servant girl, for
verify she has the power to ruin you by
letting the water run and the gas burn
far into the night,