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The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

AS WILL be seen by an article published
In the local column of to.day's GAZETTE,
Judge Cummius is Of the opinion that The
"model" policemen who receive costs for
cases brought by them before Esquire
O'Neilps court can be made to turn over
every dollar they receive to the city, by pro
cess OF law. The "models" only patronizt
ESQUIRE O'Neill's court to put few dollar'
in their pockets and bring the Municipa
Court into contempt, and 1t would be
good thing to make them disgorge ever,
penny they have thus Illegally received.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
JOHN WANAMAKER.

Some fastidious buyers of
Writing Papers we're glad
they are tastidious) insist on
having their favorite "Distaff''
make at regular rates. They're
disposed to eschew the recent
three-ton purchase of Writing
Papers at nearly halt of the
price. Now while we don't oh
ject to accommodating them,
It's but fair to say they'll find
the Distaf Paper among this
lot and can save the difference
if they will. We told you before
how we can do it.
Stationery counter, northwest of centre.
TnLN VUANAMAUnp
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
Continued j
CHAPTER II.

wonderful and mysterious curative power
is developed which is so varied in its opera
tions that no disease or il. health can posi-
bly, exist or resist its power, and yet it is
Harmless for the most frail woman,
weakest invalid or smallest child to use.
patients
"Almost dead or nearly dyitg'
For years, and given up by physicians of
Bright's and other kidney diseases, liver
complaints; severe coughs called consumpt-
tion, have been cured.
Women gone nearly crazy
From agony of neuralgia. nervousness,
wakefuness and various di, eases peculiar to
women.
People drawn out of shape from excrucia-
ting pangs of Rheumatism.
Infammatory and chronic, or suffering
from scrofua
Erysipelas.
salt rheum, blood poisoning ,dyspepia, ,indlges-
ton, and in fact almost all diseases frail
Nature is heir to
Have been cured by Hop Bitters, proof Of
which can be found in every neighborhood in
the known world.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
Fortunate Chance of Lieut.. Chance U.s.A

1t. Josiah Chance OF the 18th Regiment In
faptry u S. Army, at the close of the late war.
having served entirely through 1t. was com
AGO he was stationed at Bismarck, and here he
has neen ever since Under his supertntendence
Camp Hancock was built, and the present Fort
Iiucoln He shook hands with the gallant
Custer when ne left to march to death, and one
of the first tears to fall over his cad fate fell
IRON Lieut. Chance At present he isat ri
colin AM no officer at the fort is held in better
esteem than he. He drew $4,000 in the July
drawing Of The Louisiana State Lottery, at
cost of ~. Every Bismarcker knows him. and
the Tribune heard but one expression Good
1t couldn't have fallen to a better man " He
says he will invest It In Dakota dirt and will
remain in the service Through the Bismarck
Nat Bank he drew on New Orleans for his
SO 900. Lieut. Chance held two-hfths OF ticket
No 81, ,34s Tn ticket drew the capital prize
of SIS O0O.--Bismarck tDdkOtd) Tribune, July IT..
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
-~s~-

DR.. simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
of pain medicines, prompt, quick, sure
Immediate in relieving cramps, pains,
cholera morbus, neuralgia, rheumatism, etc
Depot, Fourth and King streets. Sold by
druggists.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
JOHN WANAMAKER.
Main floor, southeast corner.

A complete Shaving Case,
fitted with guaranteed Razor
from our own stock, a full
length Strop that closes up and
all conyeniences, is the best
outfit we've ever offered for 50.
Cutlery counter, lower floor centre stairway.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
JOAN wANAMAKER.

An overlooked attration of
the lower floor is a large case
of fancy baskets; some light
straw, Others in dark colors and
vanished, all satin lined,
prettily trimmed, and quilted.
ork-baskets small and large
"Catchalls,' p shaped after
pitchers and tankards. Nur-
sery basket stands, saleable at
all seasons. You'll enjoy lin
gering in the delightful cool
ress pervading everywhere
and admiring such skillful
handiwork.
Lower floor, main aisle north of centre.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
GREAT PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE.

DOUBLE TRACK-sTEEL RAILS.
SPLENDID seen ERY, MAGNIFICENT
EQUIPMENT. NORTHERN CENTRAL RA L.
WAY.
TAXING EFFkCT MAY IL 1885,
Trains leave Baltimore city time, as follows:
Mail Train, daily except sunday, for
chieaso he sSrtn and fnq Limited Express, daily M
FAST Line daily, West ............. 10. IS a. m
Harrisburg Passenger, daily except
western Express, daily, ,............... AS >. IN.
Parktown AecemmSdation, S.06.sO S.Da and 10 90
p, M, naily, except Sunday. Sunday only, $3.50
CSckeysville Naturalization, $50, u.0 a. M,
2.S0, 800, eco, and l1.So p. IN. On Sunday,
For Hanover 4, HS;; and % GettysbuTS, 7.sO A. m.
For Green Spring Branch, 800 a. M, and $50
For tickets to all points East, North and West
apply at Calvert Station, at Northeast corner
Baltimore and Calvert streets, and at Union
Baggage called for and checked at hotels and
Rer Baltimore and Calvert streets.
BALTIMORE & POTOMAC RAILROAD.
FROM CALVERT STATION.
TAKING EFFECT JUNEi2. 1883.
and Il IS a. m, and 5O0 and !. ID p M, daily
For Pope's Creek Line, 7'coa m. and 4'lop. m,
For Annapolis, T.Co a. m, daily except Sunday,
For RiclGhond .s and the south At A2O and s45 a.
M, daily, and 3. Is p. m, daily except Sunday.
For the South via Virginia Midland Railroad, al
4.20a.m., daily, and s. s. pm, except Sunday,
For z. and q. X. T.. at s.l5 and s.55 p. M,
deily, except Sunday.
For Norfolk via Potomac River steamers, Mon
day, Wednesday and Friday at IL. IS a. m.
FROM UNION STATION.
For Washington, 4.SO, $50, 7o5, 7.46, s.6o H. 20
a, H., 2. .65 8.25, 6.l0, 7.21 9.05 p. m. On sum
day, 4.S6, So, 7.45, $50, n'40 a. M, SO and
For Va Midland Road, AT 30 =. m, daily, o6
p. M, except Sunday. 7.2Op. m, on sunday
only. H.lE
ForC. q o. Road, $50 a. n, daily. except sun
day, lh5 n. M. QiBitedi, 3, 2b p. M, and Dos
| .. M, daily, except on sunday.
FROM PENNSYLVANIA-AVE STATION
For Washington, B55, 71o, 7,b1, s.55 and IL. As a.
| m, $50, 5.l5, Z, % and 8. 10 p. m. On sunday,
ats.65, $50, 500 and II .4b q. H., 6.i5 and 7.b
| p. N.
For Annapolis, 7.1O a. M, daily except sunday;
$40 n. M, daily.
LEAVE WARRINGTON FOR BALTIMORE
At 40 800, 80 and 10 10 a. M, 80, 40, 40
6.0, 40 go and 10. 20 2. m. On sundays, 81
80 1c.SOs. m. an, 90 E.s9 $50 and TO- % p.
| N, j. p, WOoIA Gen. Pass, AEt.
l CHARLES Z. PUeH. General Manager.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

THE QUIcKsTEPs warmed the Harrisburg
players, yesterday, in handsome style. This
is good news. Harrisburg is sort of mo-
account place, anyhow, and it's pet club
shouldn't be permitted to make respect
able show in a progressive place like VIII
minpton.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

TIE Baltimore Day has temporarily sus-
pened its onslaught against ex-Speaker
Randall, and Is now engaged in the praise
worthy task of reading the riot act to those
"goody- -goody" people who refuse to take
any part in party primaries unless they are
assured that their pet candidates will re-
caive the nominations
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
Why suffer with Malaria? ?

Emory's Standard Cure Pills are infallible,
never fail to cure the most obstinate cases;
purely vegetable, contain no quinine, mer-
curry or posons of any kind; pleasant to
take, sugar-coated. All druggists-25 and
80 centS.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
JOHN wANAMA KER

A Mosquito Canopy, of a
delicate blue shade of bobinet,
is suggestive of elegant repose
You can have the same in
white or pink or in netting of
dark green if you prefer.
Main floor, southeast corner.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

AFTER AS EXPLOSION of a steamboat
boiler, by which three persons were killed
and several wounded, in New York, yester-
day, it was discovered that the boiler had
long been unsound and unfit for use. Yet
it took a horrible calamity to make this tact
appear as piece OF criminal negligence, de-
manding instant attention.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
CAMDEN AND ATLANTIC R.R.
ON AND AFTER JUNE 20, 1889,
TRAINS Will. LEAVE As FOLLOWS

FOR ATLANTIC CITY:
From Vine Street Ferry- Express ON week days,
s.46 n. m, d rs 4DO and 54Sp. m. tm Satur-
day only, 2.O0p. m. ON Sunday, 30 and $50 a.
m.
From Shackamaxon Street Ferry Express on
week days, g. so AM, 800, 400 and 5. 30 pm. ON
SATURDAY on y, 2.oO p. m, IN Sunday, I.@ and
$50 n. m.
Accommodation Train will leave above Ferries
on week-days at g. W a. m. and 4.3O p. m, and on
Sun lay at SOOa. IN. and 4. 30 PIN.
Parlor cars attached TO all express trains.
Excursion train will have the above Ferries
daily AtB. m.
LOCAL TRAINS FROM PHILADELPHIA.
For Haddonheld from Vine and Shackamaxo on
Sreet Ferries 100, $40, 1910 and IL 20 a. IN. !;
400 NJ, 2-0o. 4, 90. 800. $50 p. IN.
From Vine stree only, 5.45, 7.3O, $50 =. m From
shackamaNon street onl,, 5.Op. N.
Sunday trains leave both Ferries at 800 nd 8. 30
a. M, and 4. 30 u. IN.
| FIR m Pennsylvania Railroad Station, foot OF
Market street, 7.30 a. M, 81 500 and II 20 p.
| m, weekdays. Sundays 9.S u. M, $50 y m.
| For Atco, from Vine ana 'shackamaxon street
Ferries s.O0a. M, l2.0i noon; 4.,O, 40. SO
| p, m. SUNDAYS 800 a, m, 4.3U b. N. From
| foot OF Market street. ll.SO p. IN.
For HammontOn from Vine and Shackamax0n 81
ferries, s.00 a. M, 4.SO, $50, cop. m. sun
For Lakeside, IL a. M, 2.eOp.
Fol Marlton. Medford, Mt. Holly and interme
diRte stat.ons leave foot of fMarK't stre t. weel
days, Z 30 a. IN, 2. 70 and 800 p. IN. sundays
| s.SOa. M, 9. ~ p. N. From Vine and Shacka
| maxOn Ferries, TO- "A. In., week days.
For williamstOwn, from Vine and ~hackamaxol
street ferries, $40 a. M, 1900 IN. Sl.6O p. IN
Woodruff paror cars on all express trains.
W. N. BANNARD, j. r. WOOD,
Superintendent. emil Pass. Agent
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
Many Times

you want to preserve meat or fish for several
days. Lay it in a solution Of Rex Magnus
over night and you can keep it for weeks.
You can also keep milk a week or more BY
stirring in a little of the "Snow Flake"
brand
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
NEW YORK DIVISION.
TRAINS LEAVE BROAD STREET STATION

FOR NEW fO Hh,
rsDs'.s s.stps G% SSSas5' ssh,',y; So az & az 20 "a
and ii 1. N, Himi,ed AZ ESp5Sess1 Ip5 D. = 10 q
sGP s6G .gi IT. Risa / On Sd s%sdays, = ?Sa * 3 rs
s.Soa. m, 1 u-iml.edd Express. SOD so" 7.4h
SANG s2Sp M snd l2.el night; iGGd.h train. com
meet at Jersey City with boats Of ''Brouklyn
Street, avoiding double ferrisge and journey
across New York city,
Express for Sea Girt, spring Lake, Ocean Beach,
Ocean Grove, Ashury Fark and Long Branch,
SO ana II. 80 a. M, and 2.4i, 900, $40, 400 D.
m, week DAYS.
FROM KENSINGTON STATION FRONT AND
NORRIS STREETS.
Express for New York, 6.65 and $40 a. m. on
ek-days.
FROM MARKET STREET WHARF.
Express for New York, via Camden ana Trenton,
Express for Ocean Grove and Long Branch, &c 4,
via Toms River and Berkeley. IN a. IN, p.
Express for Toms River and intermediate
stations, 7:3oa. IN, and s. ~ p. IN.
puckGrtOn, l. 80 "A. NJ. anu 4.OJ y. IN.
BELvIDERE DIVISION.
FROM BRoAD STREET STATION.
| Daily, except sunday-Express for Lambertyille,
Eastnn, Delaware Water Gap, scranton, Bing'
! hamton ami Oswego s;0Oa. m, u. Ol and 500 =,
| III. FOR scranton ana wafer tap only, 9.W
For Lambertville, 8p. IN.
Trains arrive dairy, except sunday Easton
$50 "a. M; 80, 7.4e and 956 .. m
FROM KENsINGTON STATION, FRONT
AND NORRIS STREETS.
Daily except Sunday-Express for LambertYille
Easton, Delaware Water Can, Scranton, Bing
hamton and Oswego 7.40 a. M, 2Ol, $50 y. M
| For Seran ton and Water Gap only, 3.S5 p, IN.
| For Lamhertville, 2.10p. IN.
FOR Pennington, liza. M; l2,ol and SO ?. IN.
Chestnut Streets ooo Chestnut street, and Broa
| Street station.
Tie linton Transfer Company will call for an
? check baggage from hotels aad residences. Tim
| cards and lui Information can be obtained al th
stations and al the following
No. S3o Chestnut street.
s. E. cor Broad and Chestnut
TICKET OFFICRs;3 No. IlB Market street.
No. 4 Ghellon ave, Germant'r
No. 324 Federal st. Camder
CHARLES r.. PUGH, General Manager,
, j. X. WOOD, General Passenger Agent.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

CREsswELL, j. Andrew jackson, Post
master General under President Grant, and
a Stalwart of the Stalwarts, ruled the Cecil
County Republican Convention, yesterday,
with an ron hand, and nominated ticket
according to his liking. He even ignored
the claims of the very Gibralter OF Cecil
County Republicsnsm-the Fifth District
and refused the staunch voters of that
neighborhood the only boon they craved-
the Sheriffalty nomination. Their csndi-
date, Asbury Moxe, OF North East, car
ried the district by vote of
$50 to 5s, but in spite Of this overwhelming
expression of sentiment, and the fact that
the SheTifalty nomination was all that the
strongest Republican district Of the ounty
asked ior, he WAS turned down simply be-
cause he was not one of Cresswells Stal-
wart supporters VIM. J. Smith, OF the
Third District, was nominated for Sheriff
and the same district, although it is reliably
Democratic by majority of owe
one hundred, got the States Attor
ney, one of the County Commissioner
and one of the delegates to tn
State Convention. The friends of the de
feated candidate for the Sheriffalty are In
dignant, and much dissatisfaction prevail
in the Republican ranks all over the county
Cecil democrats are also indulging in littl
family quarrel, and IT looks as though mex
fall's election will be a very interesting con
test.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

Recorder Holcomb, who is candidate for
disappointment, came promptly TO the front,
yesterday, with repudiation Of the absurd
gossip that he and his Court House col
leagues intended to use the GAZETTE to
"help secure their reappointment."
We do not know whether the other Court
House officers Intend following his example
or not, but unless they particularly desire
to personally denounee the OBJ
noxious fslsehoed there IS no ne
cessity for such action. No sane man
will for an instant believe the silly rumor.
We would give much to know to a Ger
tainty who ls responsible for the ridiculous
cauard. 1t would give us great pleasure te
print his name, sntecedents and personal
history, and hand him down to posterity al
the biggest fool and most notorious liaI
that ever existed.
However, there is no doubt that the foolisf
falsehood has fallen fat by the weight Of III
own iniquity, and its originator will not b.
likely to acknowledge his stupendous pro
duction. The GAZETTE is no mans ''organ'
and we feel sure our readers will readil
admit this as well established fact.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
RALTIMoRE AND OHIO RAILROAD.

THE MODEL FAST LINE AND THE ONLY
LINE BETWEEN
THE EAST AND THE WEST, VIA WASHING
TON.
DOUBLE TRACK JANNY CoUPLERI
STEEL RAIIsI
SCHEDULE TO TAKE EFFECT
SUNDAY, NOV. II, 1852.
LEAVE CA NDEN STREET STATION;
A. M.tChlcago, Cincinnati, St. Louis Fast Ex-
' eiaeinns st. II L6nIs rhiasa and dG6i G6ienso cars 70
MIDLASDl Southwest, Richmond, tvia
$50 Eilieott city and way stations.
$40 Washington and way stations.
lis ANNAPOLIS. SfAUNToN AND WASH
lNGTON EX. and stationson Metropoli-
$50 fPIedmonL strasburg, Winchester, Hag-
eerstown, Frederick and way stations, via
Main stem. ION sunday to Elltcot City
800 fPffffsBURG, CINCINNATI, ST. LOUIS,
WASHINGTON AND COLUMBUS EX-
PRESS daily, and CHICAGO daily except
sstaTdSg hehno1d and the south Via
clnnaii, Louisville and Chicago junction.
Parlor Oars, Chicago junction TO Chicago.
Sleeping Cars, Grafton TO indianapolis,
daily except saturday.
30 tWaslhnRt ton and way sta ions. Annapo-
1890 WAsHiSGi1S05;N AND LAUREL Ex-
| PRESS.
| l2.l6 Washington, Annapolis and way.
l.SO ton sunday only for Washington and
| way.
l.8O Ellicott City and way stations.
| ESQ Washington. and Way stations. tRich-
SfG Seet at %Sshingto;n WIFI VIII sPH Z. Co., on
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and with
| Potomac Steamboat Co, on Tuesday, Thurs
day and saturday for Old Point Comfort,
400 WASHINGTON EXPRESS. stops al
Jessup's Annapolis Junction, Laurel and
4.2D Winchester, Hagerstown. Frederick am
way.
800 Washington, Annapolis and way.
80 tFrederlck and way stations.
$50 Martinsburg and way stations.
B.25 tWashington and way stations.
H0 tPittsOgrg, Cleveland and Detroit Express
s.45 tChICAG0, ClN GlNNATi. 81. LOUIS
| MASHINGTON AND COLUMBUS EX
PhESS. Il. .. Palace Sleeping Cars /,
Cincinnati, st; Louis and Chicago, Lynch
burg and the South, via Va. Midland.
9.l6 ton sunday only, for Mt Airy and way.
ILLS Mt. Airy and way stations.
ll.D Washington and way stations.
Leave for Metropolitan Branch, 7.l5 a. m, Il.
! and 50 p. m. For Rockville, ~ 10 a. IN.
All trains stop at Relay except 800 a. m.
LEAVE wAsHINGToN FOR BALTIMORE;
500 1870, $50, t7.45, $40, 800, 600 a. m.
10, ti2A 20, r. IS tS.Oo, 10 43O a. 4O u.s. Il
400 :. 30, t9 10 and ll.Up. m.
fDaily. jsnnday oh-y. Other trains daily
baggage called for and checked at hotels an
Tssldenees on orders loft at Ticket Offces, Ii
WEST BALTIMORE STREET, N. W. Cor, Cal
vert; CAMDEN STATION and 81 S0UTl
w. NJ. CLEMENTS, O. LORI
D Master of Transportation. Gen. Pass Agen-
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

BALTIMORE & PHILADELPHIA X. X.
- CHANGE OF HoURs.
On and after JUNE LIST, 1853, trAius viii run Ms
foii1ws:
Leave Wilmington .oS 1870, a. IN; $50 D. m.
s. 40 y. m.
sundays, leave Wilmington, 10. 30 8. M. and
500 m.
Arrive at Landenherp, II. 40 a. m. 7.10 p. m.
Leave Landenberg 6, 80 q. m; u. 50 p, m,
Arrive at Wilmington 500 a. IN: 2. l6 D. m.
Sundays, leave Landen berg, 500 m 4.S0p. m
Arrive Wilmington, ., 10 a. ID. 40 p. IN,
ID, CONNFII, Silneriftande
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
woman and Her diseases

is the title of large illustrated treatise by DIR.
X. v Pierce. Buffalo, N. T., sent t. any ad-
dress for three stamps. 1t teaches successful
selftreatment. W&s
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29

SUMMER LAW LECTURES (nine weekly,
begin 18th July, 1884 and end 18th September.
Have proved Of signal use,-1st, to students, who
design to pursue their studies at this OF other
Law school;2 I'd, to those who propose to read pri-
yateiy; ana Sd' 10 practitioners who have not had
the advantage of systematic Instruction. FOR
circular apply (P. o. University ofVa,) TO JOHN
b. MINOR, Prof. Com. and Stat. Law.
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
JOHN WANAMAKER,

Chestnut, Thirteenth and Market streets
and City-Hall square, Philadelphia,
The daily gazette., 1883-08-29
gails GGzttte
Mr.. HolcOmb IS Prompt Denial.

wILMiNoTON, WEDNESDAY,, AUG. 20
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1883-09-29
No Friend OF Hers.
CiIcaro Trlrprarn

was down at the stook-yards. yes
terday.' observed Mrs. Caulifiower, and
stepped into the Sun newspaper office,
tor few momeHts, to see my friend. Mr..
Hoyt. And in the course of our con-
versation. he referred inciden,ly TO you,
my dear"
And what did he say abou, me -
demanded Mrs. Rosebush.
He said he had been very we'll ac-
quainted with you, for more than eleven
years and. well, can't remember all the
adjectives he used, but anyhow, he was
profuse with panegyrical laudations and
Overlooking with the most profuse and
verbose commendatory eulogisms."
And when he'd finished EN-. what
did you do and say responded Mrs.
Rosebush. with ill-dsguised efforts to
smother down her uprising indignation
why, OF course. | fell in with his train
of explosives, and fully conceded with his
effulgent, periorative, ex,olatoy glorihca-
ton
Well retorted Mrs. Rosebush, IN
evident pain and modification. :" Id never
have thought it Of you. have always
took you for my friend and only TO
think that you should have stood BY and
heard that big. hateful. wretched creature
abuse me, an honest and decent woman,
in such foul manner, amt never have
lifted your finger to resent il. lie, me
tell you, Mrs. Rosebush, this settles il.
I've been mistaken with respect to your
protested friendship, bu, I've found YOU
out at last you are no friend of mine.
and shall never darken your door again
and when you call over to my house to
borrow drawing Of tea, shan, be a,
home, and don't you forget it,
And the enraged woman, maies,ica lly
drawing herself up, withdrew from her
friends presence with queenly hauteur
and magnificent scom.
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1883-09-29
FUN IN THE TUNNEL.
Springfield News. !


A party of four persons were trayel,n-
on the Hudson River road one summer.
In seat was young lady and a young
gentleman who had been very attentive
to her. In the seat behind them sa, Their
friends, one of whom was a sporti,e young
lady, fond of practical Jokes and rather
defiant OF public opinion. AS the tram
dashed through a short and very dark
tunnel, she leaned over and imprinted a
resonant kiss on the cheek of the youn,
lady IN front Of her. A scream followed
and laughter came from the darkness all
over the car. AS the train ran into day
light the insulted young lady turned on
her innocent escort and with snappine
eyes and flaming cheeks said.
How dare you insult me in this man
ner?'
! assure you" he said. stammering in
confusion at the strangeness of his pos,
ton, that have done nothing
Nothing! she repeated, and burs;
into tears.
The passengers now ceased Laughing
and looked at the unfortunate young fei-
low Indignantly. After further protests.
which were not needed, he vent 20 the
smoking car. The sportive young lady
wrote note the next day and explained
matters. The young couple were recon-
ciled. married, and the other young lady
was not invited to their wedding.
An annoying practical Joke was played
on bashful young man who was accom-
panying young lady on a journey.
While going through tunnel friend
knocked of the bashful young mans hat.
forced his fingers through his hair. kissed
the back of his own hand and then
slapped his own face violently. Every
one in the car looked in that direction
when light came. and the friend was ap-
parently the most surprised of all The
mussed-up appearance and confusion OF
the astonished victim convinced the spec
tators that he had tried to steal kiss
and had been slapped. The young lady
understood the situation and blushed
painfully. The friends go, off a, the
same station. rough-and-tumbl fol-
lowed, and the practical jokef was
whipped
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1883-09-29
Reads Like Romance.

A correspondent Of the New York EXe-
rated Raii7Vay Journal says: II have
always supposed that Tom More was the
author Of that tne old Irish song Kath-
leen Mavourneen.' bu, a few evenings
ago | heard it boldly asserted tina, is the
composition of An Englishman.' The
editor OF the Journal replied as follows !:
" The music of the ballad you mention
was written by Frederick Nichols Crouch.
who was bonn in England, 1908. He IS
still living in Baltimore after a life Of adj
venture, reverses and romantic vicissi-
tudes. The words of the song are by
Mrs Crawford Crouch received an ex-
eeilent musical education under Italian
masters, and took part at the corona,ion
OF William ~, in his professional capac-
isy. The strangest part Of his strange life
IS that ames Marion Roche, of Bslti
more, last June, filed a position for the
change Of his name to Crouch. setting
forth his reasons in these words: sRe.
cause he hSs become attached and de-
voted to said Crouch. the composer Of
Kathleen Mavourueeu, and his family in
their adversely. H feels that by adooe-
ing the name Of crouch, he can betfer
look AFTER and care for his adopted father
in his declining years, and AFTER he Is zone
his little children can have a brother to
look up to and can upon for aid and pro-
lection. This reads marvellously lie a
page OF romance. when an probability is
given to the winds Il is not 20 strange
mat his music should be taken for one Of
Moores melodies no Irish ballad has
more Hibernian look than the Exile of
Enn, written, as all the world knows, by
ScotchmAr."