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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-01

The Buffalo Iapres says that governor Clsve.
land is disappointing the politicians sadly" les
he H. And. By tho way, speaking Of his failure 70
call an extra session, don't you think he must %
disappointing himself rather sadlyi
Delsno @. Calvin tells biz brother Democrats that
" day of reckoning s ct hand" It Is. and that 70
what makes it bad for his party. Democracy ap-
pears to tho best advantage ON tho day Of promls-
ing-say the day the platform s adopted In Ststeor
National Convention. But day Of reckoning. -
rule, breaks 1t all up. The next day Of reckoning
In this State will occur in November next. The
people then will pay the Democracy what they owe
IL for the inecienoy, extravaganza and inordinate
partisanship 1t displayed in tho late Legislature.
And still the Democratic members Of the Last
Legislature delay answering the Republican ad-
dress reviewing the session. But then it must DO
remembered that IL is hard work answering an un-
snswerable crticim.
II Governor Clevelands slaughter.brest
Murtha message was proper, then his failure 70
order An extra session IL serious mistake. II his
failure to order extra session 10 proper, then the
message was grave mistake. On one OF these two
horns tho Governor will be under the painful nsces-
sity Of impsling himself.
In bis late address Mr.. watteson remarked,
1--WE have not yet reached the millennium" 1t 10 .
fact, We have not. But tho Louisville ediior will
not thoroughly realize how far OF tho millennium
still 10 until he walks into the next Democratic
National Convention with that tarifforrevsnue-
only plank upon his shoulder and attempts to in
sert it in the platform.
Tammany Hall awards high praise to tho Gov
ernor for vetong the Page Savings Bank bill,
chsracterizing 1t as measure which in season OF
financial depression might have caused widespread
ruin. Softly. softly. To praise tho Democratic
Governor for killing the bill 10 to condemn the
Democratic Legislature that passed it.
Tie Presidential bee whose post-off1ce address is
the bonnet appertaining to the head Of Mcdonald,
OF Indiana, continues to grow finely. But his boom
has not yet materalized.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-01
Nt~1lork Daily 9ribm'se.
NETWORK, FRIDAY, JUNEl.
THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

FoRE1oN.-The negotiations between Prussia and
EAe Vatican have been broken of. "A riot took
plsce in St Petersburg on tho 2Sth ult. - The
txsds of Germany L. said to have been affected by
H. Tonquin trouble. - True bills for treason
1slsuy have been found against the London dyna-
uits conspirstors - Fifteen persons were killed
IN tho anti Jewish riots in Rostof Russia. -
TIE health of Prince Bismarck Is improved.
DoMEsnc.-The Board of Overseers Of Harvard
University yesterday decided not to confer the de-
nee Of LII. D. upon Governor Butler. - Stlas
w. Burt has been appointed Chief Examiner of tbs
State Civil Service Commission. - Hanlan
sssily defeated Kennedy in the boat-raoe at Point
q Pines. - A fatal accident occurred on the
Grand Trunk Railroad in Vermont - A Free
Trade conference was hold at Detroit. - The
iron manufacturers of Pntsburg accepted tho Anal
Gzmated Associations scale Of wages. - The
Republican State Committee of Ohio decided not
- postpone tho holding of tho State Convention.
- General George p Buell. died at Nashville.
C1TY AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS werc made
yesterday for the funerals of those killed by the
Bridge accident; tho injured generally were i'm
vroving; there was much talk about means to pro-
vent recurrence Of such disaster. - An at
tschment was granted against Dr." Monck," the
alleged healer for services the part of his clerk.
- New-York defeated Detroit at baseball and
IL Metropolitans won game from the Columbus
nine. - The sale Of the Hurlbert collection wa
begun. - Sidney Dillon returned from the
west Changes in the transfer of land were
discussed by the Land Reform Association. -
Cold value Of the legal-tendsr silver dollar (412i
srains), 1922 cents. - Stocks were dull, and
after small fluctuations generally closed with some
Gnin in prices.
TIE wEATHER-TRIBuNE local observations in.
d3eats clear OF fair weather. with slight changes in
tssupsrature. Temperature ysstsrday: Highest
54o; lowest, 90; average. 67Ao.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-01

against padding, while Tsmmany Dmoelaey
fsvors II. Or perhaps Il h with both faetaons
- 10 was with tho noraliss who said be would
indorse tho doctrine Of tho final salvatiou Of
ell men, provided he was allowed b pick tho
men. Probably tho regulars would condons
padding. provided they could pick the mon.
OF course, they would unanimously pick tho
three Tammany Senators that prevented Mr..
Murtha's confirmation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-01
asrssemssts Gs-Nigbt.

S,eou 0rsnA Hcuss-G1S-~PcE
nss~ceors,Av-e~nsN Merry war"
Of TrseisondA
$500 aou.rn rHaArss-a~A RusGtsn Honey
Ooous
rrraov Observation-Disclosures.
~ rnArouoo oPsaA HoUsB-6-"A Bunch OF Aes''
q Ths Hots,." c.u...
nRA1 THsATaD-s and 1:30-" Hsmies 81" Ane 0SN''-
Dawns
nros eouAIs THBArRE-Cosed
GA,tAoK's TunArsE-e-" The Romance Of foof
Young Man."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-01

GNgy can hare The DAILY TRIBUNE mailed to them,
pssspaid for 81 90 per month"; the address being changed
. etsx a. desired TIE DAILY TRIBUNE ,ciu be sent
ssy addresslm Esrops for 81 go per month"; ~hich in-
sasdss the ocea. postage
Il il q settled fact that there are more In
tsrnal Revenue Collectors now than tho needs
q the service demand. The Secretary of the
Treasury and the President should decide
upon Q reduction and carry it into effect with
oat 20 much delay. II the matter Ii allowed
b drag along in the usual way, there will be
m election to interfere with the good pur-
psse before ANYTHING IL accomplished.
The harvest which "Dr." Monck was reap
fng in Brooklyn has been brought to ali end
b. the timely exposure In THE TRIBUNE of
Aas methods Of doing business. The fools are
ut all dead yet but are only waiting for an
ether mountebank to como along and take
Aeif dollars BY some equally ridiculous
method to that followed by Monck. Healing
~ the laying on Of hands, however, will not
y popular In Brooklyn for some time to como.
French d6iculues over the Tonquin dispute
Increase. The readiness Of Germany to do
aare in advance that Il viii not recognize q
blockade of Chinese ports cannot be a reas.
ering circumstance to the French. Il begins
! - look - II France would do we'll to pay
pors attention to matters near at homo, in
btesd Of enlareing tho troubles over trivial
natten In distant countries. Bismarck Il
pltosether too well pleased with tho present
fbreim policy Of the Government Of the
1epublia.
i. Fortunately the strike Of the iron.woekers
Is pittsbarg has besn svsrted. The manufas-
oseu hsvs asreed to continue the scale Of
1905 adoptsd lat ysaa Ths win remove Z
Il1sentsqsd disturbance y businsas and Win
~ q ssat sellsf = TO public. Last yeas
"a 90 - ensassl a To stxiks, which
80 kxs4 TA6 uoEkinGnsa
= ..:s - 3 - .
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Persons Ieapix0 to,cS for te season. and ssnmer y&Y
SIg, can hare THE DAILY TRIBUNE mailed to them,
pssaid for 81 90 per month. the address being changed
- essn a. desired TIE DAILY TRIBUNE ,cin be sent
ssy addressix Esrops for 81 90 per month"; ~hich IN.
O3Edes the Ocedw postage
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-06-01

Oapital. Il Il happy circumstance that avoids
like disaster this year. And II tho manu-
facturers can afford toseontinue tho old scale
IL Ia Q much greater canse for rejoicing.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
FOR THOSE WHO FAIL.

"All honor to him who shall win the prize"
The world she has cried for thousand
years,
But to him who tries and who fails and dies
I've great honor and glory and tears.
Give glory and honor and pitiful tears
To all who fail in their deeds Sublime,
Iheir ghosts are many in the van of years,
They are born with Time in advance of
Time.
Oh, great is the hero who wins name,
But greater many and many time
Some pale-faced fellow who dies in shame
And let's God finish the thought sublime.
And great is the man with q sword undrawn,
And good is the man who refrains from
wine;
But the man who fails and yet fights on,
10, he is the twin born brother Of mine.
joaquin Miller.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
A Scientists Practical Joke.

One day, at the academy of sciences,
they had Il long and tiresome session.
Arago thought he would go out and take
the air. At the foot of the stairway
there was leather bowl upon which the
rays of the sun were hotly beating.
Arago turned the bowl around, and,
rushing upstairs, told the distinguished
assemblage that he had met with some
thing that was very mysterious. That
leather bowl, he said, "at the foot of
the stairway is cool upon the side which
presents itself TO the sun, but warm upon
the other side" The scientists descended
in body and substantiatcd this asser-
ton. They took the dcclination of the
sun, the hour, the minute, the seconds,
and vast array of other details. They
made calculations. and several weeks
alterward each of them presented paper
explaining the phenomenon, Arago him
self taking care to send in his explana-
ton with the rest. There is no knowing
how far the discussion might have gone
had it not been for the doorkeeper, who,
having seen Arago turn the bowl, and
plying the worthy gentlemen who were
so much worried, cleared away the
mystery. -Pdris Figaro.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
A FATHERS CURSE.
ood-bye. McNulty!n

Goodbye, McNulty"
The tall, lissomc form of Esmeralda
y. Perkins was sharply outlined against
[ivian McNulty's left ear as he stood
hat beautiful June evening in the door
ray of Brierton villa, hoping against
|ope, and praying that something
new or cared not what-might occur
b sweep from the horizon of his life the
|Wful sorrow that was hanging over it
Ike pall-a sorrow that would make
very day an con of misery, every word
| JOY that others might utter a knell of
fspair
)They had quarreled, these two-they
no in the beautiful days of autumn,
hen the leaves were turning golden,
hen the hills were crowned with amber
ght and the valleys seemed like huge
. ps trimming over with a purple haze,
d when the trotting record was low
ed to 2:0St, had plighted their troth
willingly and yet so solcmnly, think
IS, and rightly, too, that this blending
rever of two hearts was a solemn, holy
d, one that should ever be looked upon
silent gratitude-and now they were
part forever, take separate paths on the
entful journey of life-that journey
hich they hoped by constant compan-
hship and enduring love to make one
ceaseless JOY and sweet content. But
W all was changed, and the rose-tinted
ure which they had often pictured to
Pmselves and talked about in the calm
pefulness that only a young man on
month and pure, passionless girl
10 can eat the bottom crust of a pie
thout culver can assume had passed
ay forever, and in its place there was
wning chasm of despair and grief.
Il can only tell you,' she murmured,
en- finally his agonized entreaties had
we'd her to speech, "that our marriage
uld render your life one of constant
Bery; that it is better we should part
than commit an error which eternity
ne could effaee. You will never know
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28

how love you, Vivian-never know the
dreadful agony that this separation is
causing me- If loved you less, if your
love were not enshrined in my heart as
something to be worshipped evcrmore, 1
would not take this step. was wrong,
very wrong, | know, to allow this love to
overmaster my whole being, but it is bet
ter to wreck one life than two, and so
again | say Goodbye" and lifting her
pure, sweet face to his, Esmeralda kissed
him gently on the lips and turned to go.
"Stopp exclaimed Vivian, in an i'm
perious, whoa Emma manner. 81 pleaded
with you for an explanation, but now
demand it. 1t is my right" and, draw
ing himself up proudly, he broke his left
suspender.
"You speak truly" replied the girl.
can explanation of my action is due
you. Know, then, that am victim of
hcredity."
"Of what2" asks Vivian.
"Of heredity," repeats the girl.
'In what respect2" he demands, his
voice hoarse with agony.
81 have" says the girl, steadying her
self against the piano, ''inherited my
fathers snore. ~ Chicago Tribune
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
The Origin of the Potato.

The potato. originally South Amcri
can plant, was introduced to Virginia by
Sir John Harvey in 1929, though it was
unknown in some counties of England a
hundred and fifty years later. In Penn
sylyania, potatoes are mentioned very
soon after the advent of the Quakers;
they were not among the New York pro-
ducts in 1885, but in 1915 we are told
of eleven thousand bushels grown on one
sixteen acre patch in this province. Po-
tatoes we're served, perhaps as an exotic
rarity, at IA Harvard installation dinner
in 1907; but the plant was only brought
into culture in New England at the arri-
val of the Presbyterian immigrants from
Ireland in 1918. Five bushels We're ac-
counted large crop of potatoes for a
Connecticut farmer; for it was held that,
if man ate them every day, he could not
live beyond seven years. Century.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
Favored a Higher Fine.

Will Taylor, the son of the present
American consul at Marseilles, was a good
deal like other boys, while at school in
his old home, at Hudson, Wis. One day
he called his father into the library, and
said:
"Pa, I don't like to tell you, but the
teacher and have had trouble"
"What's the matter now2"
"Well, cut one of the desks a little
with my knife, and the teacher says
I've got to pay dollar or take lickin'."
"Well, why don't you take the licking
and say nothing more about it9 1 can
stand considerable physical pain, so long
as it visits our family in that form. Of
course, it is not pleasant to be logged,
but you have broken one of the rules of
the school, and / guess you'll have to
stand it. presume the teacher will in
wrath remember mercy, and avoid dis
abling you so that you can't get on your
coat any MORE"
''But, pa, feel mighty bad about it
already, and if you would pay my fine I'd
never do it again. | know good deal
more about it now and will never do it
again. A dollar amt much to you, pa,
but it's heap to boy that hasn't got a
cent. If / could make dollar as easy as
you can, pa, I'd never let my little boy
get logged that way just to save dol
lar. If 1 had a little teller that got licked
bekuz didn't put up fer him, I'd hate
the sight of money always. I'd feel as
eff every dollar had in my pocket had
been taken out Of my little kids back"
"Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll give you dollar to save you from
punishment this time, but if anything of
this kind ever occurs again, I'll hold you
while the teacher ticks you, and then I'll
get the teacher to hold you while
l lick you. That's the way l feel
about that. If you want to go around
whiting up our educational institutions
you can do so; but you will have to pur-
chase them afterward yourself. don't
propose to buy any more damaged school
furniture. You probably grasp my mean
ing, do you not? / send you to school
to acquire an education, not to acquire
liabilities so that you can come around
and make an assessment on me. | feel q
great interest in you, Willie, but do not
feel as though it should be an assessable
interest. / want to go on, of course, and
improve the property, but when pay
dues on it | want to know
that it goes toward development
work. don't want my assess
ments to go toward the purchase of a
school desk with American hlrcogyphics
carved on it. Il hope you will bear this
in your mind, my son, and beware. 1t
will be greatly to your interest TO beware
If were in your place | would put in a
large portion of my time in the beware
business
The boy took the dollar and went
thoughtfully away to school, and no
more was ever said about the matter I'M
til Mr.. Taylor learned casually several
months later that the Spartan youth had
received the wallopng and filed away
the dollar for future reference. The
boy was afterward heard to say that he
favored a much heavier fine in cases of
that kind. One whipping was sufficient,
he said. but he favored fine of So. 1t
ought to be severe enough to make it an
object nil NUe in Eyee Press
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
A Greeley Story.

Horace Greeley, although he took the
papers" was once sought to be victimzed
at the well-worn "dropped-pock
game. The man who picked up the book,
plethoric with bogus money, right at Mr..
Greeley's feet, was compelled to go out of
town Immediately to his sick wife, and
begged the loan of $50 in advance of the
award which surely would be offered if
Mr. Greeley would keep the book Mr..
Greeley consented, and only saved him
self by taking the $50 out of the book.
The man demonstrated. st will not do
to touch that money! he said 'you had
better give me $50 out of your own
pocket "Bless my soul, my friend, "
exclaimed the innocent Horace, II never
carried as much money as that with me
in my lifen The man impatiently snatched
the book out of Mr. Greeley's hands and
hurriedly left to visit his sick wife,
Nen Yort World.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28

"Say, don't you think there ought to
| be law to kill dudes when they are out
|of seasoni" said the bad boy to the gro
|ceryman.
Guides ought to be protected the same
|as any other game" said the grocery man.
|"They are harmless except in August,
when they ought TO be muzzled. But
what ais your lip!"
ga calf kicked it. | don't think a calf
has got any more sense than dude. The
humane society man told me to keep "a
watch and when ! saw any of these fell
ows that bring calves to town in wagon
lbusing the calves, to make them stop it
pr have them arrested. Yesterday l saw
b calf all tied up by the legs in wagon,
following, and | sneaked up behind
md cut the rope around its legs, to
believe the pain. How do you sup
pose the calf thanked me? Kicked
me in the lip with both hoofs, and
he driver chased me two blocks with a
Placksnake whip. There has got to be
better understanding between calves
md us humane society fellows, or shall
esign. Wait till go and carry these
ed socks to the baby and | will play you
game of dominoes," and the bad boy
vent out whistling, Pm Denny Nc
Fonigle's Daughter Mary Ann, and the
rocery man cut off a piece of cheese to
end the babY.-Iect'S SIN.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
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IRE the Meyneton Appliance Co.'s
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The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT HIM.

"What does your sister say about me 2"
asked young man of a small brother of
the maiden he thought he loved. ooh,
lots!" sententiously exclaimed the pre-
cocious boy. "Well, tell me-" said the
youth in coaxing voice. "She says
you've got lots of money" "Well, what
else?" 81 don't like to tell" ooh,
come; tell me and rll give you some
candy" "Well, she says that if she
ever married you she'd loan you to farmer
Cornstalk for scarecrow." SIS that
ail9" he sarcastically inquired. ooh, no!
She said if it wasn't for your ears the
top part of your head would be an island,
and that if your nose was little longer
you could stir your coffee with it, and
if" But the young man had closed the
front door after him and was scooting
down the street on dog trot.-Neao Or
leans Picdyune.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
AN INVALID.

"Your daughter has touch of ma
laria, said physician to New York
lady. 81 will call again in the morning. ="
The mother then went to her daugh-
ter's room with look of great anxiety
on her face, and said:
''My dear, the doctor says yeu have
malaria. What is it9 Is it dangerous9"
"Not very, mamma, and oh, it is so
@istocratic! 1 will wear my blue silk
wrapper, and we must get some cut-glass
bottles for the medicines, and if any of
the Snuffles girls call have them brought
to my room. 1t will take them down a
peg or two, | can tell you"
And the sick woman looked the very
picture of happiness and content. Call.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
HE DIDN'T SEE THEM.

He was little green, though he pre-
tended to know all about the music she
was playing.
She was at the piano knocking Heavens
delights out of march with some long
name and she evidently thought she was
paralyzing both him and the instrument.
All of a sudden there was a pause.
"What's the matter2" said he.
"Why, dropped two notes!"
"Did you," said he, getting up and
looking carefully around the stool and
under the piano. II didn't see you.
Who were they from-but of course you
wouldn't tell me, you kpnw.-EcansoiAe
|Argus.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-12-28
FUNNY THINGS WE READ.
HUMOROUS STORIES TOLD BY THE
WITS OF THE PRES.

An Iuyalid-What She said About
Him-He Didn't See Thcm-The
Hal BOy-A Fathers Curse.
A BARON BOLD.
I hold it truth, with him who sings
To one clear harp in divers tones,
That men may rise on stepping stones
OF their dead selves to higher things.
Alfred Tennyson.
or course you did, long years ago,
When you were scarcely more than boy,
And revelled in your spring-time joy,
But knew not aught of wintrY woe.
Now, when your head is bare and bald,
And vanished the poetic fire,
Which once leaped blazing from your Tyre,
A Baron bold you would be called.
-NetU York Journal.