Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-06-15

Look at those Nobby al! wool
suits at Robinsons. Only $40.
Virgins has fixed on the Goth
day of July for the hottest day Of the
year.
DO you want pair of Slippers
for 25 cents? If you do call on Weeks
& Wells.
Extensive preparations are being
made for the 4th of July celebration
here.
John w. II,nchon Esq. from
Bridgewater was in town couple Of
days this week OF, business.
Minneapolis Flour can not be
beat. Only s3.4O Per Hundred, at
Weeks g. Wells.
The Waterbury News reports
several antelope in the bluffs north of
that town.
Step in and see those new style
of hats just received at Mrs. Hay
d Daughters.
Did you know that Weeks &
Wells are selling pounds of roasted
Coffee for sl.o0
Mems and Boys Summer Hats
ranging in prices from up to 5 cents
each at Robinson's Cash Store.
From information received here,
it appears that the days Of the young
town Sulphur Springs in Buffalo coun
ty are numbered.
The ladies of the Methodist soc-
ETY. will give an ice cream and straw
berry festival at the church this even
ing.
Michael McI.ain who claims to
reside at Chamberlain was arrested
here Wednesday morning, and
brought before justice White on the
charge of drawing a loaded revolver
on sheriff Ochsncr He pleaded guilty
to the charge, and hail was fixed at
the sum Of 5000 for his appearance at
the next term of the District court.
The post master general has is
s'led an order to first and second class
post offices caltioning post masters at
such offices not to leave their post Of
duty without a written permit from
the department., and that any disobr
dience of the order will be punished
by removal. 1t begins to look Us though
the new post master general was bus
ness from the word go. Postmasters
will now be obliged to stay at home
and read posta! cards, and drudge a
long like any of the clerks in the Off
cc, and let some else catch all the fish
and go to the picnics and Sunday
school excursions.
"A few days ago a stranger enter
ed one Of our barber shops, and tax
ing off his hat and coat wrote on a
card taking from his pocket, 81 want
to he shaved The barber stepped
forward pointed to a chair, said to
those in the shop. "Deaf as a brass
kettle and dumb as an OYSTER
The man Strengthened himself out
in the chair, when his manipulation be-
gan lathering his face.
"This deaf cuss has check like a
stone wall, he said, when a general
laugh followed.
"Stick a pin in him and see if he is
entirely dumb" said another.
The victim remaining undistm bed,
the following shots were fired at him
by the delighted crowd.
"He needs a shampoo; his head is
dirtlcr than ccspool."
sShave him with stool leg; don't
spoil your razor on that stubblc."
"Gracious what breath. 1t smells
like Dutch band of music"
"llc ought to rent that nose for q
locomotive head light
While all these complimentary al
lusions were flying about him, the
operation of shaving was finished and
the man put on his coat, and then
turning to the astonished barber said:
allow much for the shave and com
pliments?"
M--I-I," easped the astonished man
ooh, nothing-nothing, call again
excuse;'' and as the stranger left the
shop, the barber let loose sorle short
cxpleti,es and in an under tone re-