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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

When only boy some thirteen years old was hurt
quite badly by fan. and severely injured my back ami
klneya and was docforcd by our best physiciana AMI
tried many rcmedics and they all failed. until HEnts
Remedy was recommended to Us by friends that had
used II here IN Manchester with the greatest success
We purchased bottle from z. Foster Campbell drug
store and found that improved very rapidly as re-
cved Of the pains in back snd after using several bot
ties found that was completely cured. md can not
estimate the good Hunts Remedy has done mo,
and can most heartily recommend 1t TO those troubled
with Kidney complaint; and you can use this letter
you choose, M Respectfully yours.
ALoSzo p. MARSHALL
q Orange st., Manchester. n. H.. May :. 1858.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27
Advice to consumptives.

On the appearance of the first symptoms
las general debility, loss of appetite,
pallor, chilly sensations, followed by night
relief should he taken. Consumption In
scrofulous disease Of the lungs:-therefore
use the great anti-scrofula, or blood-puri-
fer and strength-restorer,-Dr. Pierce's
Z" Golden Medical Discovery" Superior to
Cod liver oil as q nutritive, and unsur-
passed as . pectoral. For weak lungs,
spitting of blood, and kindred affections, IL
has no equal. Sold by druggists the world
over. For DIR. Pierce's pamphlet on Con-
sumption, send two stamps to WORLDS DIs-
rENsARY MEDICAL Ass'TIoN Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27
SOMETHING
j, EVERY LADY
OUGHT 70 KNOW.

There exists q means Of So
curing . soft and brilliant
Complexion, no matter how
poor It may naturally be.
Hagan's Magnolia Balm Is a
delicate and harmless arti.
Gle, which instantly removes
Freckles, Tan, Redness.
R0ughness, Eruptfons, Vul.
gar Flushings, etc., etc. SO
delicate and natural are its
effects that its use is not
suspected BY anybody.
No lady has the right to
present . disagured face in
society whom tho Magnolia
Balm = sold BY I'll druggists
Tor q cents.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

SEND SIX CENTS FOR POSTAGE
For tho magnincently illustrated catalogue
MERNOD q JACCARD JEwELRY CO.,
Fourth and Locust Sts., St Louis, No.
It presents very plainly their beautiful
goods and
You scil1 be surprised to learn at ,ohat
Low PRICES THEY SELL THEM.
WheR IN st. Louis call and see ~.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Cancers and Other Tumors
Are treated with unusual success by
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y. Send stamp for pamphlet.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

"WH.L there be hop to-nightr' asked q
summer sojourner of another who had
loved the stock market mot wisely but
but there will be a skip il can get my
trunk OUT" was the reply.-Bost0n Bul-
lctin.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

"PA, rogues always fall ous at night.n
At night! How do you know that?'' Be-
cause, pa, when rogues fall out, honest
men get their dews. "-Louisrille Courier.
Journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

A CANADIAN contemporary asks: "Does
Goodwin Srhith'-now stop right there.
please: Gold wins great many persons,
but when you tackle the Smiths you've
got a large family to purchase.-Bosto
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

:" A SCENE OF bare beauty, . Is the way .
Rawlins IN. CO. paper puts it in giving .
description Of q bali.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

HAY-FEvER. Ihave been q Hay Fever
sufferer for three years; have often heard
Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the highest
terms. / used 1t, and with the most won
derfuf success. T. s. GEER, Syracuse, NY.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

TIE differences between a bakery and q
printing Office lies in the fact that in the
former the pie is formed while in the lat
ter occasionally the form is pied.-Somer-
Ni{{e Journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

In the dim dictionary of Wall street
there are several such words as fall
Toronto Globe. AZ ~
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Extending to the end Of my toes and b
my brainl
I" Which made me deliriousi
" From agony.
I" 1t took three men to hold me on my bed
at timesl
"The doctors tried Ia vain to relieve ne.
But to no purpose.
Morphine and other opIates
g Had no effect!
AFTER two months ! was given up to del
When my wife
heard neighbor tell what Hop Bitters had
done for her, she at once got and gave mo
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system
for the pain.
|" The second dose eased me 80 much that
slept two hours something l had not done
for two months. Before I had used i've
bottles, was well and at work, as hard IS
any man could, for over three weeks; but
worked too hard for my strength, and TAX
ing hard cold, was taken with the most
acute and painful rheumatism all through
my system that was ever known. called
the doctors again, and after several weeks,
they left me . cripple on clutches for life,
as they said. met friend and told him
my ease, and he said Hop Bittes had cured
him and would cure me-. i poohed at him,
but he was SO earnest was Induced to use
them again. In less than four weeks
threw away my crutches and went to work
lightly and kept ON using the bitters for five
weeks, until became as well rs any man
living, and have been SO for SIX years since.
1t also cured my wife, who had been SO fox
yeafs; and has kept her and my children
bottles per year. There Is no need to b
sick at all If these bitters are used.
j. j. BERK, Ex-Supervlsor.
"That poor invalid wifcl
Sisterl
Motherl
Or Daughterf
Can be made the picture Of health with
few bottles Of Hop Bittersi
VIII you let them suferf'
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

ssIr seems to me that the lard is dimin-
ishing rapidly, Mary" said the mistress to
the servant girl. "Yes'm," was the reply
of the maid; sbut then you know when
You bought 1t that it was short'ning. ~
N0merrille Journal
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

OwENToN, KY.-Dr. /. f. Mundy says:
have found Browns Iron Bitters one OF
the best tonics, and prescribe it fire.
quently."
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

BALTIMORE, Mp.-Dr. Irwin H. Elderidge
says: 81 would recommend a trial Of
Browns Iron Bitters in all cases of anamic
debility or when tonic or appetizer is in
dicated.o
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

TEE Governor claims home in both
Essex and Middlesex Counties. He wish
es 10 please both sexes. = Boston Tran
script.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

VEsuvIUs threatens another I" alarming
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

TIE view from the Starr King Nountain
Is too grand and beauttfn2 20 b. lost by
any onovho can reach it, ton. Is is q, so
tsee eboys TIE ~ Bg9toa Posi-.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

PRoFEssoR in physics: "whst is Boyle's
!awv' Student. with carbuncle: To
break out in the most inconvenient place.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

IT is doubtless owing to our being made
of clay that we are SO easily broke."-
Rochester Express.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

HAY FEVER. I can recommend Ely's
Cream Balm to all Hay-Fever sufferers, It
Is, in my opinion, sure cure. l was at
i1icted for IS years, and never before found
sure relief. w. II. HAsKISs, Marshfeld, Vt.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Ir your horses have sore shoulders,
scratches, cuts or open sores Of any kind,
use Stewards Healing Powder.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

IHR worst punishment You can infiict ON
Chinaman who has committed q crime il
to exqueues him.-Lo,ceU Courier.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

TIE gardener is safe In the early part Of
the season. 1t is at the watermelon period
that be must fight. That Is why be says !:
In time Of pease prepare for war."-N
O. Rcdyune.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

BLEAcHED mouse Is the latest favorite
shade. This will probably be followed by
the rat tan.-SOmerriV Journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

BosroN should make Sullivan professor
Of the Howness Of the Forceful.-OH City
Derrick.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by "Rough on Rats. "l5c.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

A YOUNG man who went into the kitch-
en-, whore Ms girl was baking, and mad
vertently sat down on q hot pie just from
the oven, now boasts that he s'desceuded
from the upper crust. '"-N orristoUn Hen
aid.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

CAN an upright man be downright hon
est?-C Chicago Tribune.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Is THE black man who runs the three
card game q native Of Montenegro Gin
ciana6 Traveller.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

THE man who uses profane language may
have considerable dash about him, but he
script.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

NERVOUSNESS, debility and exhausted
vitality cured by using Browns Iron Bit
ters.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

RRDDING's Russia SaIve is an Invaluable
dressing for infiamed and sore joints Price sc
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

DIED in the wool-Mary's famous little
lamb.-N T. Ners.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Don't Die in the House. Trough on Rats. -
clears out rats, mice, ies, reaches bedbugs. l5c.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

II af1icted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Ieaai
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel StifReners.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

AsERvANr girl fell on bracket,
Her skull, she did nearly crack it,
st. Jacobs OIL applying,
Saved her from dying
1t proved to be "just the racket"
A steamboat Captain from Goshen
Was hurt by q boiler explosion,
On the pains in his hip,
st. Jacobs Oil got the grip,
He calls it the all-healing lotion.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad
der Complaints, cured by "Buchu- Paiba. ''$1
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewers'
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

ROWING Is sort of marine sport, and
yet it's regular army work.-Pkiladelphid
Herald.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

A GIRL who runs away to sea has q
naughtygaI incIination.-TKe Judge.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

800 will be paid for any case Of
chills that CHILLARINE will not cure. Try it.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Glehn's Sulphur Soap
ID infallible when the scalp is annoyed with
dandrun. Hills Hair Dye. black or brown. 50c.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

Wells Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27
Fits, Fits, FIts,

Successfully treated by Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association. Address, with stamp
for pamphlet, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

QuIsISs ID drug in the market.-G Grit.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27

wIsE's Axle Grease never gums.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1883-10-27


The other case happened in this city
but, few weeks ago. A prominent
grocer ON going to his till one morning
discovered that forty dollars in money
which had been left there the night be-
fore was missing. Detectives were
immediately put upon the track of the
thief. but failed to bring him down,
and soon the matter was dropped.
About a week after the burglary q lady
came into the store, who is well known
in the city, and asked the grocery-man
If he would like to see the man who
stole his forty dollars. On being an
swered in the affirmative she told him
to follow her, and and after passing up
the street short distance she pointed
10 an individual on the opposite side,
who was leaning against a hitch
ing-post, talking to several men
around him. "There is your man, she
said. Her astonished listener would
not believe her, for the person toward
whom she had pointed was the owner
of the block in which was his store,
She persisted, however, SO strongly in
her assertion that he caused the man to
be arrested on suspicion. He was tried
and found guilty. When asked how she
had obtained her knowledge the woman
replied that she had dreamed of the
robbery on the very night of its occur
renee, and in her dream she had seen
clearly the face of the thief.-Clereland
Leader.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
WHOLE NUMBER. 6OS.
The Irishman's Trick.

Two Irishmen travelling came to
very poorly supplied inn.
What can you give US for supper2"
said they to the lean and shiverinQ
landlord.
I've nar eh' in he house bu one
pigeon, rep iel he; so you must
make tie most of it between ye."
'All right" replied the shrewder
OF the twoi bring ua your bird and
we'll divide him"
The Dish was accordingly prod ced
when Paddy, turnias to HE com an.
ion, SAID:
IN W, Mike I've been thinking
this g-ost of a Jifd won't bear divii-
lag; what dye say for tossing up fer
1t In thls way: we'll go to bed, and
to morrow mo ming whoever has had
'ht hr est drame shal have the pigeon
tor is breakfast
The proposal was accepted, and
heit morning, whea the fellow. travel
ers met, Paddy took the word an in.
qnired Of tis conpanion hos he had
slept and What 80 had il, canned.
"Bedadl" rel lie1 Nike, land didn't
Just drame and " isn't it q irame
thatll bate h,lIow every other drsme
that iver wa5 lralned. There was I
IN the very midst of the sivinth nea.
ven, with all the powers of glory
around me, and clouds Of ang, Is and
archangels and a bswilderment of
saints and patriarchs. all making much
Of me and hoisting me up, till l
ouldn't go any blgher, and then I
woke"
Och, well, said The other, "it's a
strange thing, but I had exactly the
self same drame myself. and I know
what you says thrue, for I saw ye
flying up and M, and I says TO mcself
sure now, Mixes got up as high as
that, he'll never be itch fool as to
como down any more, SO I got up and
ate the pigeon.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
Hdbitnaf Protunity.

One cannot walk the streets, or
travel IN the cars, or Stop at public
nlaess, and not be sadly touched by
the amount OF profanity he hears.
Boys hardly old enough to talk plain
y; young men just attempting over the
threshold of active lite; gray.haired
men bedding over the grave, are all
In letters to this d. grading abit. It
matt. re- little what place or occasion,
your ears are filled with profanity.
We can understand how a man under
9 we're provoration might give utter
ance to an cath. We unders' and, if
se cannot sympathizr with a passion-
ate man, beset with Iii tie t'lf1cujsies,
when ha snaps out TOO ererC stlc
word. But for man in com mon
every day conversation, calmly, even
stupidity, to mix in doz.n or more
profane expressions, there is no ex-
cuse; and ye, it 10 the result of
habit which has grown upon the
American people and deserves the
most severe censure No boy ut,eIs
his first oath without something If
shnd,ier. No man with any regard
tof the pioi ri lies Of society, ever
swears n the presence cf ladies. IL %
more ma tr of habit than Almost
any vice to which tho pel pls are adj
dicted. Now, ii those who have this
stretched habit will break it, if only
fer few days, aud listen to otherp,
th-y ,il sac how -anesiass how un-
u niy II :, and how ll,le Gt cesally
ibeie Is Tor II. 1t Is ;hs most grstui-
'ou' apd incorporating Of all sins.
1t n ither gives force 10 remark. Dig
nifty TO speech, nor impressi. eness to
thought. And it is habit as easily
broken as formed. How degrading to
humanity to hear the vile curses CT
foul.mouthed drunkard. The two
vicos generally go together, and one
is as beastly and disgusting as the
other.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
FROsTBURG Md SATURDAY MORNING. APRIL %. 1883 .

are where doctors cease from troublin
and the infants are at rest.
Gentlemen of the jury, he has Get
chicken enough at my house to ray
for his salve, and I furnished the rags,
and don't suppose he charges for
maxim her worse, even if he dos t
pretend to charge fer curin' of her
and l am humby thankful that he
never give her nothin' iuwards, as he
did his other patients. for something
made EN- all die mighty sudden"
Here the applause made tho speak
.sr sit down in great confusion, and
in spite of logical statement Of the
case by Senator Toombs, the doctor
lost and Peter Bennett won.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
WlIEKE To BE CURED.
Dr.. ROBERTSON,
80 N. LIBERTY ST., BALTIMORE, MD

SO N. LIBERTY ST., BAL11MOhE, MD
THE most reliable and successful speci.
L alisl IN this country, with 20 years ex-
perience IN speciaI treatment ol al acute
and chronic diseases of the Urinary Organs
of the Nervous SI stem, Organic aDc Semi
nal Weakness, Nocturnal Emissions, I'm
potency Qoss of sexual power N,rvous
Trembling, Shyness, Wasting OF Bo ",
palpitation of Heart, &c, caused by early
abuse or eAcess OF married life, quickly
cured by newly. discovered remedies that
have never failed. Gonorrh9a, elect and
Structure quickly cur &C. Syphilis in all its
stages, Sypiilitlc Ulcers Of the Budy, HUI
mors, Blotche on the Face, Ulcers IN Nose
OF Throat positively cured and the poison
entirely eradicated from the system with
o the use of Mer, ury. DR.. Robertson is
b graduate OF the University oi Maryland.
Refers 10 leading physicians OF Baltimore,
Ii 8 native city. All Female Complaints
and all irregularities quickly removed.
Correspondence strictly confidential.
Meiic'ne sent TO any address packed nee
from ohse rvation. A Gu guura It, ed in
every case placed under my treatment.
Enclose stamp iUr reply Dec 70
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
P. L. BURWELL,
Nov 81 General Superintendent
Georges Creek and Cumberland r. r.
SSENGER TRAINS.
Commencing Wednesday, Nov. 90, 1882.
(By Philadelphia time, which is minutes
earlier than Baltimore time)

DAILY, Sundays erctpted.
LEAVE CUMBERLAND
7.30 u M. and $50 p. NJ, for Lonacon
ing, 900 a. m and 1.55 p. M, for Bedford,
PitIsburg, Philadelphia and New York.
LEAVE LONACONING-
1l.30 a. M, connecting for Bedford,
Piusuurg, Philadelphia and New York,
and 5.l5 for Cumberland oniy
Round-trip tickets (good for the day. on
the Georges Creek and Cumberland Rail
road nj reduced rates, the Conduc or fur
nishes "Relurn Checks" vt all stations
where there are no ticket offices.
Apply day VI two in advance, at Haye
Street station, in Cumberland. or by IL
phone TO Vale Summit Station, .ur carriage
arrangements be ween Vac Summit sla-
ton and Dams ROCK amp retu! Ii, ut so cents
per passunper.
(ExcLrsionists for DAMS ROCK can
leave Cumberland ut 7.30 u. NJ, (Sundal 5
exccpted) and returning leave Vale Sun.
init u IL noon or 5.45 y. III. Railroad la. e
so cents lor round trip. Railroad and car
rage, $l for trip from Cumberland to
Dams Rock md 'e urn.
JAS A. MlLLH0LLAND,
Dec2 General Manager,
BALTIH u RE q UHlU RAILROAD.
4 IN and after Nov. ~, 1882, trains will
~ arrive and depart rs follows:
CUM- kAkLANlb.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
IS4O 1888
Cunard Steamship Co..

DETWEEN NEW YORK AND LIV-
DERP0OL, callingat Queenstown each
way. Proposed sailings from Piel 40,
North River, New York
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28
Why THEY CALL HIM "OLp MAN,

Why THEY CALL HIM "OLD MAN"
--"Yes, that's sadly so, said Jenkins,
"luy harris turning gray and falling
out before its time. Use something
| would, but most hair restorers are
dangerous" "True," answered his
friend, "but Parker's Hair Balsam is
as harmless as it is effective. I've
tried it, and know. Give the Balsam
a show and the boys will soon stop
calling you Old Man Jenkins. 1t
never tails to restore the original col.
or TO gray or faded hair. Richly per-
tuned. an elegant dressing.
Frostburg mining journal., 1883-04-28

JOHN G. WHITTIER writes in an
encouraging vein to the Ohio State
Forestry Associticn, and adds that
he is panied and indignant at the
wanton destruction Of the New Eng
lad forests.