The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-05-13
SUNDAY SMILES

let it 20 of. e'' "''o'
When ar YOUR eyes not eyes When
the wind makes them water.
Inc pallet OF THE Flowers was Nc
called because 1t is full OF poses.
An inquiring youth asks. Can th,r
person properly be called swell
A lawyers clerk wants to know ifa cross.
examination can be good natured one
In Lord Campbell's deer park Won nee
by actual result, how thrift will follow fawn,
| ing, '"""
AT West Point they do not allow cor.
potal punishment unless the case il ser.
geant. SCI
Inc scene at watering place botel
ulnlng'room, at the height of the season IL
& )rgeous. 'o"' 10
we have several noted violinsts hut
after all, Paganini was the bow ideal of n
musician. '''"' VI
musical young lady SAYS that com.
poser may very properly make oyertures 10
a wag proposes to publish new naner
called Tine Comet" with an original tala
every week. e''"' '"io
Does a bonnet sing because II 10 onward
with birds No; but the chan that navs
for it whistles. ''"' P"''
One OF the Buffalo base hall te,r ,,,.
year is Cotton, it will be no now thu au 70
tind Cotton batting on the field, 'e "
The young lady who Tainted awayn has
oeeh told by her family that II would be
more delicate for her to faint at home.
IL they continue to kill the buffaloes for
their skins in the Yellowstone county that
park Will come to be known as Hide Park.
Frequent predictions are made abopt
chanSe IN the cabinet. Naturally IL would
De looked for in the treasury department.
An energetic reporter lately got I'm an nc
count OF q fire, headed, "Destructive Ere
Eleven buildings, Ten Horses and One
A bashinl printer refused situation in n
printing Office where females were emnloy.
ed, saying. that he never "set mn with
girl in his life. "'
'iumph!' exclaimed Paul Pry. ms he
was listening beneath an open window. "if
can y sell my eyes, can lend an ear To a
good purpose !" W
some lecturers who complain Of tho in
attention OF their hearers should pet an
audience OF note shavers. They always
take great interest.
A contemporary, in mourning over the
degeneracy OF the times and the corruptjon
IN politics, asks What can the country
EXPECT, after the Forty-seventh congress?i
Alas we have to expect the Forty.eiphtb.
A western editor in announcing the do.
mise OF his paper, says, The brilliancy of
our career has only been equaled by lis
brevity, and the lack OF business manage
ment has only been exceled by the lack ot
business ITSELF"
Here, I've been talking for half an
hour exclaimed an auctioneer. "and |
haven't got an offer" "lIalf aa hour. in.
deed! murmured an elderly maiden
what's half an hour to many long years
and still no hopes of an ofler?'
A London auctiopeer, illustrating the
points OF an estate he is about to sell, saws
IN his advertisement; There are ak hun-
bred acres of clover, and the pheasants.
cartridges, hares, foxes. wid.fowl, snipes
and woodcocks biacken the air."
The supreme court of Iowa decides that
the purchase OF piano is a necessary
family expenditure In case OF persons Of
comfortable circumstances. This is an en-.
largement of the old English law theory. so
that not only is a mans house his castle
but piano is his fertilization.