The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1883-11-03
Temperance Reading.



The liquor traffic is responsible for
more contemplate cowardice-more
barefaced hypocrisy-than am Of the
agencies that the Father of lies ever set
in operation, under the sun; and the
custom of Treating to drinks so
prevalent among men in these days is
one of the most cowar6ly in vogue.
Two individuals came in conjunction
the other day at IL convenient angle of
the street. There was mutual recog-
milton, handshaking, and the common
invitation LETS go and have some
thing" Something" being a general
term embracing the naateria medicG
originating in decayed vegetables.
They went For space of several
minutes screened doors shielded them
from the public gaze (benefcent pre-
caution,of the drunkard-makers), while
within, convivial sounds-the clatter of
glasses, and laughter which would
have shamed the symphonies of the
barnyard, indicated that something"
was being taken in liberal quantities.
Presently they emerged, wiping their
lips unctuously. l scanned them from
my point of observation-the Treater
and the Treated.
linen was not only dirty-it was very
dirty.
His coat told tale of approaching
dissolution at every seam, his boot heels
had Grecian curve, which spoke of
better days, and his hat looked as if it
had in the remote past. gone on an
Arctic expedition and got caught be-
tween couple of icebergs. And yet it
had never occurred to the other IN his
mistaken kindness (P) to treat in the
direction of new hat, q new pair of
shoes, or even to suggest the sanitary
measure Of good bath at his ex-
pense. Oh, no, any such proposition
would have been regarded as pretty
sure symptom of insanity. But surely
in that case he would have been getting
some equivalent for his money, which
bestowed on a needy object would have
been to good purpose, and an honest
business that much better off for the
patronage; whereas, the man who mar
shals his friend to the bar and fills him
with rotten cabbage juice is simply add
inc to the treasures of Beelzebub for
that which not enriches his friend and
makes him poor, indeed. "Well, but
you see man who is under no obliga-
tions not to drink can not very well
refuse when invited, and it looks mean
not to return the courtesy now and
then" This is a stereotyped plea. But
the word ''mean" is of private interpre-
tatiOn.
There are in the dim, outer edges of
my acquaintance men whose generosity
in the matter of whisky punches and
cigars have earned for them the reputa-
ton of "good fellows-frst-rate, free
hearted fellows [ know their wives
well, too; sorry looking creatures some
of them, so sadly reduced by patient
service at the family treadmill that
there isn't much left of them but divers
backs bent like the new moon, and yet
who invariably preface their semi-occa-
sional requests for another calico dress
with an apology.
There is many man proverbal for
his "good-heartedness" among the
fellows" whose generosity shrivels 10
the magnitude of a last years turnip
when put to the home test. He it is
that bumps the babies without cause,
the while he growls at their long-suiier-
ing mother, admonishing her not to
''waste so many matches, and be a
little more saving of the soap; for all
these things cost money, don't you
know?" etc,
have an opinion of that man. He
is deserving of special mention in the
annals of our country. Yea, verify, his
name should be handed down the ages
with pair of tongs Gron ones) or in
connection with some such instrument
of domestic discipline. May Guthrie
I0nqier, IN San Francisco Rescue.