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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-06-16
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The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
HELENA CLASSICAL SCHOOL

TRUSTEES-John Schuyler Crosby, Alex. G.. Bot
kin, EliEur Beach, John T. Murphy, $. I. Hauser, W.
A. Chessman, VIM. Davenport, Decius s. Wade, e.
Sharpe, Chas. W. Cannon, Thomas c. Power, Robert
r. Fisk, w. G. Preuitt, Theo. III. Kleinschmidt, John
E. Blaine.
PRINCIPAL-W. II. Garrison.
This school has been opened to afford to the citi-
zens of Helena and other portions of Montana all the
advantages that are offered at the best Eastern
schools. It's purpose is to bring the means of thor
ough culture to the youth of this Territory, and obvi-
ate the necessity of sending them to remote institu-
need of home influences. In pursuance of this pur-
pose, the Helena Classical School will comprise three
departments-the Classic j, the English, or Literary,
and the Primary.
The Trustees have succeeded in securing as Princi-
pal, Prof. w. H.. Garrison, of Harvard College, an
educator of superior scholarship, and of peculiar
qualifications for the duties of the position. The
Primary Department will be in charge of an ass ociate
OF approved capacity, and sucn additional assistance
will be employed as may be demanded by the patron
age and by the purpose of the Trustees to maintain
the high standard of the School.
The School will occupy the entire second floor of
Ryan's Block on Breckenridge street. near Warren.
The building is new, conveniently arranged, well
lighted, and possesses all desirable faculties.
The school year will open on Wednesday,, Septem-
tons at Christmas and in the Spring. It has been
deemed best TO divide the hours of instruction into
two sessions of three hours each: from 9 a. m. to 10
M. for boys only, and from 1870 to 4:30 b. m. for
girls. The same division will be observed in the
Primary Department.
The fee for tuition will be 500 pee year for the
Classical and English Departments, and $50 for the
Primary Department, payable one-half at the Begin
ming of the first term and one-half on January /.
Parents desiring Information Should address Prof.
w. I'll. Garrison, Helena, Montana, or any of the ofic-
ers Of the school, and they will receive prompt res
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
III RIVER PRESS
Terrible Spree.

YOU'RE looking pretty fresh this
morning" observed the managing ed.
ltor, as the religious editor strolled in
to the sanctum, and put his foot up on
The desk to tie his shoe.
Don't feel Very good!' growled the
religious editor. II got off with some
OF the boys last night, and we had a
racket; now you hear me shout"
WHO was the party?p inquired the
managing editor, enviously.
"A lot of clergymen were showing a
stranger around,o replied the religious
editor, stretching out full length. I'VE
went from n church to another to see
how the prayer meetings were getting
on, and then we called On several old
fellows who were too superannuated to
get around with us. They all set 'em
up"
"Set up What?" demanded the manag-
ing editor, rather startled.
Lemonade and biscuits and dough-
nuts" continued the religious editor.
"By that time it was 8 o'clock and all
hands were getting excited, and some
body said he knew a mai who had CT
der in his cellar. After we had downed
aquart or two of that, we began to get
reckless. So we went to the house of
n of the brethren and sang hymns I'M
til half-past 10. | got a notion how
things were coming out and wanted to
jump the game; but they wouldn't have
it, and the most hilarious man in the
crowd said if we would come around to
his house he would cut a pie. That
made 'em all fairly wild, and away we
went. After the pie we had some more
hymns, and finally, to wind up the
whole business, / sent out and bought a
watermelon. That busted the racket.
They got to throwing seeds at each 9TH
.er, and they laughed SO loud that you
could almost hear them in the next
room."
"Anything else?" inquired the man
aging, dryly.
mo- responded the religious editor.
"When we had finished the melon we
all went home; but you bet some of
those dominies have got a head on EN-
this morning"
"Shouldn't WONDER assented the
managing editor. "And / don'tsuppose
you feel much like work?n
81 might be braced to it," grinned the
religious editor, with an eye on the
closet door.
And the managing editor pulled out
the demijohn and the religious editor
washed down the last recollection Of the
night before with a copious draught Of
fourth proof MISUNDERSTANDING
Eagle.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
A Retired ARTIST.

Thomas Mast finds himself at 43 years
Of age living a happy life. When a cor
respondent visited him at Morristown,
N. j., a few days ago, he saw the carica-
turist galloping on a handsome gray
horse toward the Mast mansion. The
house is on the edge of the town and is
surrounded by groves, lawns, lakes and
flowers garden. Birds swarmed and
sang among the trees and shrubs; child
rem with trained dogs for playmates gam
boiled on the green. The interior is rich
in furniture of costliest woods, inlaid in
rare mosaics; china and glass from the
master workmen of Japan and Bohemia
and Venice; bronzes, marble mantles,
armor, tapestries, rugs, relics from Pom
peii, books printed before Columbus
landed, and parchments written in the
days of the first crusade.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
Persistent Advertising.

The grand secret of advertising is rep
etition. Iteration and re~iteration M
pel attention. An occasional advertis-
ment is barely sufficient to keep the
ADVERTISER from falling into the great
receptical of utterly forgotten things.
Constant, steady, persistent, habitual,
ubiquitous advertising, keeping a GER
tain fact before the eye of the public at
all times and in all places, is one OF the
stepping stones to success in modern
business-in fact it is the stepping stone.
Where there is so much vigorous oppo-
sition and sharp competition, the pur-
chasing public cannot possibly hear your
invitations to come and buy unless you
foot your advertising horn loudly and
continuously. They cannot discover
your whereabouts unless your advertis-
ing flag is always floating in the breeze.
they cannot feel your attractive influence
unless you make them feel it, by spread
ing it in all directions through the mag
netic medium of the press. By contin-
uous dropping in the same spot, a light
drill will penetrate deeply into the
hardest rock; whereas the blows of the
heaviest sledge will have scarcely any
effect. The three P's Of successful adj
vertising are Persistent, p~erspicacious,
and Persuasion.-HeWing Matinee Jour
97nI
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
TO REFORM THE WORLD.
Don't Club It, But Butter It-Cr Pitch In.
to the Mormons.

Do not long to destroy your neighbors
simply because you can't compel them
to think and vote as they should, which
is the way you do. 1t will seem to you
sometimes that it would be very pleas
ant if you could only tie a republican
neighbor to a post and build a fire about
him, and keep it going until he could
see his plain duty TO vote the straight
democratic ticket. And now and then
YOU will want to take the democratic
candidate and tie him in a sack and
drop him off the suspension bridge. If
he browns he's beaten, and if he swims
the other mans elected. But this plan
would gain no votes for the party in
power. They used to electioneer that
way. And in every instance the party
that owned the thumb-screws and the
Whipping-posts, the fagots and the ak,
lost ground, and the fellows who were
burned, branded, drawn and Quartered,
handed victory down to their children.
NY dear boy, if you want to reform this
old world don't club it; coax it. Butter
it, my son; butter it. If you can con-
duct the campaign on the issue Of an
Gent Spain and the Kings Of CASTLE 50
much the better for the feelings Of the
candidates. Or, pitch intothe Mornons.
I am very firm on the Mormon question.
Scarcely a day passes that do not de
mand the immediate suppression OF Nor
monism, including Sarah Bernhardt.
And at times / reproach myself for this,
too, because [ never saw but II real
Utah Mormon in my life. And he had
only one wife, and was living in a gypsy
ish fashion with his family, in the bot
tom woods below Prospect Hill, near
Peoria, and he found me wandering
about in theawoods one day, and taught
me how to mark wild bees and follow
them, and thus find a bee tree. And all
the bee-tree legislation [ ever knew that
wandering old Mormon taught me, as
follows, to-wit, namely, viz: that s'whur
rever a man finds e'er a bee-tree, nc mat
ter whose land, it's his'n." And even
now, when I find myself abusing the
Mormons, the tall, lank, ill-clad figure.
and the sunburned beard, brown face
and long struggling hair loom up before
me, and the pale blue eyes Of my tutor
in the mysteries of wild bees and the
law of bee-trees look at me in mild re-
proach. I wish he had stung me
with a hornet. Still, [ am down on the
Mormons. There are hardly enough
wives in this country now to go around
the New York actors.-Robert y. Bur-
dettc IN Cincinnati Enquirer.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
After the Style of the French.

$50 you lovem daughter"
Yves, sir"
"And you have money enough to sup
port her in good style?"
Il have 100000 in the bank, and an
income of $4,000 per year"
"Money in bank! All! I see, you are a
%financier; you should have invested in
bonds and doubled your interest. For
instance, | have securities paying ten
per cent"
The young man hurries off to get his
cash and buy bonds of his future father
in-law. After he has departed Lucy en-
tiers the library and asks:
Father, did William ask your 0 II
sent?n
He did, dear.u
"And you said yes?"
mo, darling; he has no wealth to
give you s%tation.'
"But he has $50, 0OO.n
"Oh, no; [ just raked that in for bonds
that won't be worth 10 cents on the dol
lar six months hence. ] love you too
well to see you marry a poor. man and
have to live in six-story rooms. = WdH
Street Meas.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
The Handle She Wanted to Her Feet.

A& M#
She was a buxom grass widow, and
sailing into a photograph gallery, she
handed the proprietor q newspaper clip
ping, saying:
"Read that, will you?!"
The proprietor read aloud as follows:
"The latest freak for young ladies
with shapely, handsome hands is to
have them photographed singly. A GER
tain Boston lady, celebrated for her beau
tifu. feet, once had them photographed,
to the great pleasure of a few favored
friends.n
That's it," said the lady, 4 want
some of those"
'tThose hands and
EXACTLY. Hands and feet"
EJECT of the Boston lady?n
Boston lady! No-she be hanged!
My own. What do I want with her
feet?n
"Well, by your showing me the news
paper clipping, / naturally thought it a
picture of the young lady's feet you
wanted"
"Other ladies have feet besides Boston
ladies. / suppose you can take mine?"
II haven't looked at lem, but I sup
pore I can-if they are placed far enough
away
Eyes, but / want them as close as pos
sible.n
"Well but about how much-how
much handle do you want to the feet?''
"Well, enough to show it's a foot.
You can take as much as you think will
look well.n
This matter having been thus AMIGA
bly, adjusted, the customer stripped her
right foot in order thatit might be placed
in position.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
SHE RELIED ON HIM

II hate a tunnel!' the maiden said.
And closer to the drummer drew:
They always make me feel afraid
Of some disaster, don't they YOU?
And then the drummer shook his name.
You're safe enough with me- said he.
Whatever happens to the train,
Yod always can rely on mel"
And, with ear-splitting whistles shrek,
The train plunged in the black abyss:
The drummer sought her blooming cheek,
And trescoed it with manly kisses.
Emboldened by her sweet alarm,
AS on they tore through that eclipse,
He laid her head upon his arm,
And frieZed Il dado on her lips.
''Ah, me y the maiden smiled,
As she arranged her tumbled hat;
And once again the sunbeams fled
In at the window where they sat;
'Ah, me !" for once that horrid pest
Was robbed of every startling fear.
I thank you for your interest;
Excuse me. sir, / get off here.'
And so she left him drowned in signs,
And on the sea of soft dreams tossed.
OF her sweetlips and pure, bright eyea,
So quickly gained and quickly lost.
To dream! but ah, at last to wake.
And learn that in the tunnels dim.
She'd siezed upon her chance to snake
His watch and chain and diamond pin.
STANLEY Huntley.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
ROBERT RoUDIN's DEFINES.
a Trick Played Before a King-How Did
the handkerchief Get There?

The great Robert Houdin went by
royal command to Saint Cloud to give a
show before Louis Philippe and his fam
lily, In the course of this show he bor-
foWed six handkerchiefs from the audi
elce. Then various members wrote
Down on slips of paper the names OF
PAGES whittier they would like the
1andkerchiefs to be transported. This
a9ole, the aonjurer asked the King to
cshose three of these slips at random, and
rem the three to select the place he pre-
,eefred. Come said Louis Philippe,
let ussee what's on this slip" should
IKE them to be found under one OF the
VSssnnldle-sticks on the mantle piece.
mat is too easy for a wizard; let us try
gam. I should like them to be found
IN The dome of the InvaliCes. "That
- 100 far, not for the handkercnieIs, but
a ge US. All! you will, | fear, find it
Uncut to comply with the request on
'ae last slip.n
Inc request was thatthe handkerchiefs
ouolld be found on the box of the last
saange tree OF the right hand OF the
tTTn,ue at Saint Cloud.
ihe conjurer expressed his readiness
!; comply with the request. and the
mug Immediately sent off a party or
TTpe ~ TO keep guard over the orange tree.
d tne conjurer put the handkerchief un-
NJ q bell of thick glass, waved his
'shd, took up the bell, and showed q
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29

white dove i'll place Of the handker-
chiefs. Thsu the King, with a skeptic-
al smile, sent orders to the head garden
er to open the box of the orange tree
chosen and to bring whatever he might
lind there. "Si ~toutefois il V trouve
quelque chose.u This was done, and
presently there was brought in an iron
Golfer covered with rust. 'Well,n cried
the King, there we have a Golfer. Are
the handkerchiefs in it?n Eyes, sir:u
replied Robert Houdin, they have been
there long time.n "a longtime, when
it was only a quarter of an hour since
they were given to your "What, sire,
would be the use of magic if it could not
perform impossible feats? Your Majesty
will be surprised when [ prove to you
that the Golfer and its contents have been
in the box of the orange for sixty-four
years"
The King now observed that a key
was needed to open the box, and Robert
Houdin asked him to take the key,
which was hung by a ribbon around the
white doves neck. This was a key as
rusty as the Golfer which it opened, and
the first thing found in the Golfer was a
parchment bearing these words: ITO
day, June 6, 1856, this iron Golfer, hold
ing six handkerchiefs, has been placed
amid the roots of an orange tree by me,
Brlsemo, Count of Cagliostra to aid the
accomplishment of a magical feat which
will be done this day sixty-four years
before Louis Philippe OF Orleans" Be
low the parchment lay a packet sealed
with Cagliostro's seal which was we'll
known to the King, and in the packet
were the six borrowed handkerchiefs.
sCe tour" says Robert Houdin, and we
can well believe it, me Vault de yifs APP
plaudissements.O
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
The Mounted Police Demoralized.

Toronto Special: Private advices from
a trustworthy source report the mounted
police force to be IN a complete state Of
Generalization. The men are loudly
complaining of the tyranny OF the Of
fcers, commissioned and non-commis-
stoned. In fact, one@of the sergeants
was recently reduced to the ranks for
his abusive conduct to the men. A dis
charged trooper who passed through the
the city the other day says that the men
are treated like dogs; that the food
served out is unfit for use, and that
nothing short of an official investiga-
ton will remedy the existing state of af-
fairs. The men are reported to be GOV
cred with vermin, and their quarters
are in a filthy state.
The Regina Leader of q recent date
has the following: 1t is time that the
commissioner of the mounted police was
opening his eyes to the fact that a nom
commissioned officer is living in adul-
terry with a half-breed woman on the
mounted police reserve. This non-com-
missioned officer has been keeping this
woman for nearly five years-or as ru-
NOR says, she has been keeping him. It
is currently reported he takes the 0
ely she has earned by hard work over the
wash tub and spends it in frivolous liv-
ing. It was generally supposed when
this man was moved from Fort Walsh
to Calgary that all intercourse would
cease in this matter and the disgrace he
has reflected IN the force would be for
gotten, but as he braves the advance Of
civilization it is time the affair was ex-
posed.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29

Ed Long and John Kelly are Indiani-
ans with sweethearts, and Long remark
ed that his girl was the better looking.
Kelly replied that Long was q liar. It
was then agreed to fight it out according
to the rules of the prize ring. After a
long struggle Longs girls superiority OF
beauty was established.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1883-08-29
EAGLE ROCK STATION,
HELENA ROAD,

HELENA ROAD.
The undersigned has purchased the station onsthe
Benton and Helena road known as Eagle fand
will aim to maxe.it the
BEST STATION ON THE ROAD.
This is the supper station for coaches going both
ways. Travellers and teams will find here the best of
accommodation. AUGUST NAGLE
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-12-07
Guardians Sale Of Real Hstats

L. 4
Notice is hereby giyeH that IN pursuanes d hn
order OF sals OF the Super.oy Ceprt of the county
Of Lss Angeles State u pliforiiia, made on no
18th day 81 january. 1855. In the matter oi DID
sstates and ArdIsnship Of Frsneisco u Hzyes,
Maria aptonia Cristins Reyes, Juan Manuel
Reyss, Juan Ransiifo Reyes, Maria Nsidra Reyes.
Adela Reyes and Rosaum Reyes, minors, the un-
dersigned. the guardisn Of the persons and es-
tates Of sldd minors, Will sell at private sala, to
the highest bidder, for cash, and subject 70 CON
fffnatlon by said Court, on or after the 11th day
Of December, 1883. all the right title. interest
and estate OF said minors In sAd TO the following
real estate. situate IN the city and county Of Los
Angeles, state Of California, described as follows
Al undivided one half interest In lots No. 4, z,
s. o. 10, H. 12. IS, 10, II, Is, 49, 20 and ~
as laid down and design mated on b map thersi
made by Albert g. kuxton. and filed rs an exhibit
to the petition Of the guardian In this cause, to
which reference Is made said lots being pnr.
ton Of the tract a lotted to Pablo Reyes, In the
partition Of the Maria Antonia Machado DO
Reyes tract. on east aide ef heln STREET. uaade
Dec. mber let. 1855; ace Mlsoellapepus Records,
Book I, page 252 No. y
Terms q sale. Cash In United States gold coin.i
Deed at expense OF purchaser. 4iNpF f1f 4
Bids or oilers In writing may be made At any
time after the first publication OF this notice. and
tefore the making Of sale, and left at the ON .
81 VIM. D. Stephens, my attorney, at room 81
Temple block, Ia the city u Los Angeles, or de-
iiyefod 10 mt personally. r $50 lss
RRfU0i,, DOMINGUEz de REYES.
Guardian 81 the minors above named.
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