The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1883-08-15

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CouICkL CUTTINGS.
Several Paragraphs that have . fouch
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Light reading the feather market.
Hosss doctors are now admitted to
court in England. The world does sort
Of scoot along aiter Ill.
Woman Il naturally timid, shrinking
creature, but it i the bathing suit that
reveals her shrinkaee the most.
'The Hidden Hand"-Three aces and
: pair Of kings,the poker player slips up
his sleeve when he gathers up the cards
to deal.
A few moments make Z great change.
A man with blue eyes was seen going
into beer saloon yesterday and when
she came out little later he had black
eyes.
We hear Of IN amateur singer up in
Chenango county who frightened pair
Of canary birds to death. It must have
been b dear cass Of killingtwo birds with
ones tone.
A man who paid : plumber $500 for
putting the water on every floor in his
house, aid when the kitchen chimney
canght Are the engine company did the
same Job without charging him cent.
An enthusiastic country exchange re-
marks aThe hills and valleys are car
peted with the verdant growing crops"
A neat idea. Tho carpet, striekly speak
ing, IL Of the ingram variety.
~ don't object to Goldfish - m occa-
sional luxury" remarked Mr.. Oldboarder
1t breakfast, sbut for steady feed it's
altogether too briny for my blood" But
the landlady told him he was too fresh.
When the editor proposed and was
accepted he said to his sweetheart: II
would be glad If you would give me .
kiss" then, observing her blush, he
added, mot necessarily for publication,
but q . guarantee of good faith" She
could not resist that.
A vigorous old fellow in Maine who
had lately buried his fourth wife, was
accosted by IN acquaintance, who, un-
aware Of his bereavement, asked: "How
your wife, Cap'n Plowjoeger" Totwhich
! the cap'n replied, with perfectly grave
Ace: "waal, to tell you the trewth, I
am kinder out Of wives Just naow."
We ought, in justice to youth, to lead
It to expect pleasure in the actual per-
Torrance Of it, labors, to taste the de-
lights Of excellence, to revel in the exer-
else Of climbing, to feel enthusiasm in
conquering difficulties. Youth is espec-
tally alive to these influences, and might
easily be led to welcome them; but, when
We coldly ignore them, and urge industry
and effort only for the sake Of what may
Afterwards accrue, when We assume that
work IL hard and uninteresting, and
exhort ito performance is painful duty
or . dire necessity, we cannot wonder if
they take " At our word and avoid Is
much Of it - possible.
A Chicago preacher told Brick Pom
+ eroy, who was visiting there, that he did
not believe in mines; that he has no
belief in anything he could not Gee.
.'Then you have seen the heaven ofwhich
you preach" said Brick. "No, sir" re-
piled the reverend. SLOW do you believe
in such place, them" asked Pomeroy.
The minister was soon gone to call upon
. sistsr in the church, who II appeared,
he must see to believe.
Two thousand miles of switches laid
during the first six months Of the year
BY thetireless railroad men. This ex-
ample should mot be lost upon parents
and guardians. About mile Of switch
laid daily, where 1t would do the most
good, and put down tight aud sealed with
whacks, would safely side-track lots of
boys now making limited express time
] on the broad guage, down grade, which
{ leads to destruction.
Beware Of bsitbbdinA. A man who
meddles in other peoples Affairs is sure
"a make mischief He generally NEEDLES
y serve himself and consequently puts
different constructions on the same
things when saidto different people, 90
that the most innocent words get dis
torted into applications which those who
used them never intended they should
bear.
An Iowa lawyer was fined twenty
dollars for contempt Of court, with the
alternative Of going to Jail for twenty
days His legal brethren raised that
amount for him, which he pocketed, and
went TO jail, saying, IL haven't had
twenty dollars in my pocket for more
than twenty years, and l shall keep il
where. with your kind permission"
A Connecticut man has invented a cast
iron case for . woman to wear over hel
thumb and finger while driving a tack
But it doesn't sell. Somehow q woman
would rather smash her thumb fatte1
h ,tl,an . pancake than admit that sht
needed such m article.
Experiences that il not based upor
principles, that does not embody thu
results Of pest thought and preparation
/. I'D that i uninspised BY any peculia1
~ tne@l or love for the work in hand, il =
best bat mechanical and monotpnou
fbutine.
Every man ought to aim at eminence
not BY pulling Others down, but by rails
4 ingAimself whether iunginary or real
I 'w8ehd1t iiscsrupting others in the sam,
!, felicity.
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( A vory considerable share ofthe diseasl