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The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27
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The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27

New Orleans aud Mobile pro
pose to celebrate AarGi Grss this
year ~ usual. THE tias, February
9Th, is ast two weeks Of.
The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27

Gray hairs are honorable, but
few like them. Oloths them vish
the huss Of youth By ssing Ayers
Hair ViKor,
The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27

TAdies! ia lot Of Is Cloaks-
81 Ofthen, just opened, is the
= biggest bargain OF the season.
Tie reduced prices on Dress
GOeds will interest you, and
yOu have pick and choice Of
100 pieces to select from
Some 40 cent goods at 25.--
An important reduction to
you on most Others, but not
50 much.
and for Calico IN styles and
prices, we're not behind any
body. Call aud see.
When in ask to. see the
handsOmest stock Of shawls
We have shown in 20 years.
a. Brown.
Dan. 9, 1856.
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The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27

Gartalpnent, 81 CITY Hall, "a Fri
day nlghs BY she Juvsaile Amaseur
Clah.
The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27

The mqpsy will be applied to the
"SsOnSwAl College FGad."
ADAIssIss-Adults, 2ss.
Children, 1Oc.
Reserved seats, - e. Csc extra.
The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1883-01-27

RArDs--SOOO and $50 per icy, ~AsSOrdias to lsessiOA u rosm.
July g lsS3-tC
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17
The Bad BOy at Break fast.

"Yes," said the boy, with vacant
look, 81 take no interest in the pleas
ure of the chase any more, though did
have little quiet fun this morning at
the breakfast table. You see pa is
the contrariest man ever was. If |
complain that anything at the table
don't taste good, pa says it is all
right. This morning | took the syrup
pitcher and emptied out the white
syrup and put in some cod liver oil
that ma is taking for her cough. /
put some on my pancakes, and pre-
tended to taste Of it, and | told pa the
syrup was sour, and not fit to cat.
Pa was mad in a second, and he pour
ed out some on his pancakes, and said
| was getting too confounded particu-
lar. He said the syrup was good
enough for him, and he soppcd his
pancakes in it and fired some down
his neck. He is gauled darned hy-
pocrite-that's what he is. | could
see by his face that the cod-liver oil
was near killing him, but he said the
syrup was all right, and if | didn't
eat mine he'd break my neck and
by gosh | had to eat it, and pa he
guessed he hadn't got much appetite
and he would just drink a cup Of cof-
fee and eat donut. | like to dide
and that / think makes this disap-
pointment in love harder to bear.
But l felt sorry for ma. Ma amt
got very strong stummich, and when
she got some of that cod-liver oil in
her mouth she went up stairs sickern
than horse, and pa had to help her,
and she had nooralgia all the morn
ing. eat pickles to take the taste
out of my mouth, and then laid for
the hired girls. They eat too much
syrup, anyway, and when they got on
to that cod-liver oil and swallowed a
lot of it, one of them, an nirish girl,
she got up from the table and put her
hand OH her corset and said 'howly
Moses and went out into the kitch-
en- looking as pale as ma does when
she has powder on her face, and the
other girl, who is Dutch, she swallow
ed pancake and said Mine Gott,
vas de matter with mc!" and she went
out and leaned on the coal bin. Then
they talked Irish and Dutch, and got
clubs and started to look for me, and
I thought / would come over here.
The whole family is sick, but it is not
from love, like my illness, and they
will get over it, while | shall fill an
early grave; but not till ! have made
that girl and the telegraph messenger
wish they were dead. Pa and are
going to Chicago next week, and I'll
bet we'll have some fun. Pa says !
need a change of air, and ! think he
is going to try and lose me. It's a
cold day when | get left anywhere
that can't find my way back. Well,
goodbye, old potatoes. ."-Pcck's Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

81. b. Brown is painting young
girl, with very sweet face, seated in
the fields, with hands claspcd in her
lap, wrapped in happy thought" If
the girl doesn't get her death o cold,
she'll be lucky.-Mining Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A Montana woman brought suit for
divorce on the ground that her hus-
band was in the habit of kissing and
hugging the hired girl; but the judge
refused to grant the divorce because
he said the wife was so homely that
the husband was justified in kissing
another woman. Since that decision
there has been marked increase in
that section in the number of married
men with homely wives.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The reason why some of the street
lamps burn all night is because the
light is so small it is afraid to go out
alone in the dark.-New Orleans
Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The Postmaster General decides
that fourth-class postmaster cannot
serve as a member of the State Legis-
lature. This decision will be sur
prise to many persons who were la
boring under the impression that only
fourth-class men were sent to State
legislature.-The Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

"Your husband is staid man now,
is he not?" asked a former school,
mate of her friend who had married
a man rather noted for his fast habits.
81 think So" was the reply, che stay
ed out all last night" Cincinnati
Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17
A humorous friend observes that 4

A humorous friend observes that it
would be a good idea to take Gar
fields head from the new five cent
stamp and replace it with the heads
of the doctors who killed him. Gar
field was punched enough, and this
scheme would give the people chance
to punch his doctors heads.-Wil-
Transport Breakfast Table.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A bald-headed man who has heard
that the hairs on mans head are
numbered, wants to know if there is
not some place where he can obtain
the back numbers.-Cincinnati Sat-
urdaY Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

In some cities the policemen give
an alarm by rapping on the pave
ment. When he isn't walking his
beat he is beating his walk.-Boston
Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A man at hotel fell the whole
length of a fight of stairs. Servants
rushed to pick him up. They asked
him if he was hurt. No." he re-
piled "not at all. Pm used to COM
ing down that way. I'm a life in
surance agent" Boston Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Dogs, under favorable circum-
stances, live to be 30 years Old" says
an exchange. Favorable circum-
stances" probably means a family
without boys or neighbors.-Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Throwing red pepper down the
register of a church will force the
wickedest congregation to its sneeze.
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

An article is going the rounds head
ed "How to Wash the Baby" We
would rather be excused, if there is
no serious objections.--Oil City Biz
M ,1
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A medical journal says that win.
dow in a sleeping chamber should al
ways be let down few inches at the
top, even in the coldest weather, to
admit Il little fresh air but it is not
always safe to follow the advice of a
medical journal. A little fresh heir
has been known to keep man awake
all night, and transform him into a
modern rod.-The Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

With the coming of the new year
it is to be hoped that money will add
to the list of good resolutions and not
be persistingly tight. Pittsburgh
Telepraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year. dollar for every line.
Local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months longer,
. discount Of 25 per cent.
Advertisements unaccompanied by verbal or written
directions will be published three months.
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out le.
fore expiration of time, will be charged full rates.
No paper discontinued until all arrearages paid,
except at the option of the publisher.
Transient advertisements must be paid in advance.
ErTerms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

When Mrs. Fogg asked her lord
and master for a fur cloak and he re-
piled that, really, my dear, | cannot
fur get you, she did not feel so bad
because she couldn't get the cloak,
but was quite broken down by the
heartless manner of man who could
make a pun on a matter Of such trans
GENITAL importance.-Boston Trans
cript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The French word for law is placed
in the feminine gender. This is be-
cause the law is so fearfully unccr-
tain.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

An ex-prize fighter never dies.
When he leaves the ring he opens a
saloon and outlives all his friends
Free Press. And he knocks many
more men out of time in his latter
calling than he ever did in the form
er.-Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

"Man wants but little here below"
repeats the Detroit Free Press, and
yet it came out with sixteen pages of
reading matter. Newspapers cannot
be too careful how they contradict
Observation-Disclosures Chronicle
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Henderson doesn't see why an ar
tist should be paid high price for
his paintings. His work is easel-y
done, Henderson says.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A missionary says he only saw one
poem illustrated in FIJI, and that was
Nothing to Wear. The Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

"What astonishes me-" remarked
Mrs. Mann, els how Col. Dread.
naught manages to keep out of State
prison." "The probability is" re-
piled Blunt, "that it is feared that he
might corrupt the convicts, and so
they let him go at large."-Boston
Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17
Detroit & Bay City Railroad.

Day and Evening Express daily, Sundays except
ell. Night Express daily, Saturdays excepted.
II. b. LEDYARD, HENRY c. WENTWORTH
Genl Manager, Gen'l Pass. & Ticket Agt.
Detroit. Mich. Chicago, Ill.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

"How interesting these men of let
ters are, Susan!" "Do you think so ?"
replied Susan. "Now," / think the
letters of men are much more inter-
esting," at the same time holding up
a dainty looking epistle she had re-
ceived from "somebody."-Boston
Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17
WIT ANDHUMOR.

WIT ANDHUMOR.
Scaly business-the fish trade.
The first theft-the baby's crib
Free Press.
A friend every man turns his back
on-his bed.-Free Press.
A tie vote-when two people agree
to get married.-Boston Star.
Hatters are the people oftenest
caught napping.-Free Press.
Tales for the Marines are now
published sea-rially.-Free Press
Everybody's duty is dun ON the
first day of January.-Lowell Cour-
ier.
The loveliest spot on earth-the
ace.-Puck. Is that n little joker
your own?
The trouble with CRATE fire is that
it is often too small.-New York
Commercial Advertiser.
Give miser knowledge of math-
ematics and he will cipher more
New Orleans Picayune.
A missionary says he only saw one
poem illustrated in FIJI, and that was
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Give a miser knowledge of math-
ematics and he will cipher more
New Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A tie vote-when two people agree
to get married. Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

A friend every man turns his back
on-his bed.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Drawing room morning and evening trains
between Bay City and Detroit, extra charges only
rs cents.
Night express east runs Sunday night instead of
Saturday. All other trains daily except Sunday.
SANFORD KELLER, Supt
W. H. JOHNSON,
Ticket Agent, Apena, Mich.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Hatters are the people oftenest
caught napping.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17
GREAT ORANGE BELT.
SEA BREEZE,
FINE SCHOOL BUILDING,

nionSu School chur hhi
ccscvcyo Merchandise
sorc
rlof DsS
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The loveliest spot on earth-the
ace.-Puck. Is that a little joker
your own?
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Tales for the Marines" are now
published sea-rially.-Free Press
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The trouble with a CRATE fire is that
it is often too small.-New York
Commercial Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The first theft-the baby's crib
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

Everybody's duty is dun on the
first day of January.-Lowell Cour-
ier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-17

The French word for law is placed
in the feminine gender. This is be-
cause the law is so fearfully unccr-
tain.-Boston Transcript.
Throwing red pepper down the
register of a church will force the
wickedest congregation to its sneeze.
New York Commercial Advertiser.
An article is going the rounds head
ed GLOW to Wash the Baby" We
would rather be excused, if there is
no serious objections.--Oil City Biz
zard.
In some cities the policemen give
an alarm by rapping on the pave
ment. When he isn't walking his
beat he is beating his walk.-Boston
Transcript.
With the coming of the new year
it is to be hoped that money will add
to the list of good resolutions and not
be persistingly "tight." Pittsburgh
Telegraph.
dogs, under favorable circum-
stances, live to be 80 years old" says
an exchange. Favorable circum-
stances" probably means family
without boys or neighbors.-Free
A bald-headed man who has heard
that the hairs on mans head are
numbered, wants to know if there is
not some place where he can obtain
the back numbers.-Cincinnati Sat-
urday Night.
"Your husband is staid man now,
is he not?' asked a former school
mate of her friend who had married
man rather noted for his fast habits.
81 think So" was the reply, che stay
ed out all last night. Cincinnati
Saturday Night.
A man at a hotel fell the whole
length of a fight of stairs. Servants
rushed to pick him up. They asked
him if he was hurt. No." he re-
piled "not at all. I'm used to COM
ing down that way. I'm a life in
surance agent." boston Post.
An ex-prize fighter never dies.
When he leaves the ring he opens
saloon and outlives all his friends
Free Press. And he knocks many
more men out of time in his latter
calling than he ever did in the form
er.-Cincinnati Saturday Night.
"Man wants but little here below"
repeats the Detroit Free Press, and
yet it came out with sixteen pages of
reading matter. Newspapers cannot
be too careful how they contradict
Observation-Disclosures Chronicle
Herald.
GLOW interesting these men of let
ters are, Susan!' "Do you think so ?"
replied Susan. "Now," l think the
letters of men are much more inter-
esting," at the same time holding up
a dainty looking epistle she had re-
ceived from "somebody."-Boston
Transcript.
"What astonishes me-" remarked
Mrs. Mann, els how Col. Dread
naught manages to keep out of State
prison." "The probability is" re-
piled Blunt, "that it is feared that he
might corrupt the convicts, and so
they let him go at large."-Boston
Transcript.
Tho poat n,oofor Gonora1 dacidaa
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-08-28

A private correspondent, writing
to us from Arkansas City, in speak
ing of the new Indian industrial
school building at that place, says
"The stone work is finished, the roof
is on and the floors are laid, and at
present the painting and plastering
is being done. When completed
and furnished this building will be
n fine one, and when we look at this
We almost wish we were a little
Injun.'" " TO show our readers the
progress of the work OH this Indian
school building, the above quotation
is given, while we beg the pardon of
our correspondent for so doing.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-08-28
Rev. Haury's Work at Cantonment.

Any one who ever viewed Rev.
Haury's work at Darlington or Can
tonment could not fail to see how
deeply interested he and his family
are in the Indians. The Canton
ment work seems much larger than
tie work here, for there he seems to
be the center, and the Indians all
about depend upon him for counsel
and help. The work there is harder
because the buildings are so scatter
ed, but by good management they
have things well arranged. At the
Cantonment school they take both
Cheyennes and Arapahoes. The
houses are principally on two streets.
NO. | will be occupied by Mr.. Hrs
ehler and the large Arapahoe boys.
No. 2 is the kitchen dining hall and
reading room. No is very large
house, which Mr., Haury's family
will occupy with the girls of both
tribes. On the other street is the
school building and Cheyenne boys
and other houses. They are making
provision for sixty children. This
school is conducted on the family
plan. The workers and children eat
together and enjoy the same table
privileges. Mr.. Haury has already
established several Indian families
IN houses, and during the winter
hopes to build several houses and
get as many as desire into perma-
nent homes. The Indians cannot
help seeing what toll and porsever-
ance will accomplish. Mr. Haury's
cultivated field is a beauty to look
upon, and the Indians readily see
the difference between his corn and
their poor, sichly-looking stalks.
The corn, sugar cane, broom corn
and melons beside vegetables that
have been produced on what was
supposed to be barren ground is a
proof to them that they must work
if they would live on the fat of the
land. We can only wish these earn
est workers in the Masters VINEYARD
an abundant gathering OF souls as
their reward for patient, toll and
self sacrificing lives in the Interests
of those for whom they labor.
4 NIslr0r.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-08-28

The Medicine Lodge (Ks.) Cresset
says Col. Colcord last week purchas-
ed 62 head of yearlings, cows and
calves and dry COWS, of the 40 bar
brand, for which he paid at the rate
of $40 for yearlings, $25 for dry COWS
and $50 for COWS and calves.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-08-28

The Mohave Indians, located on
the Big Colorado river, at the Need
les, are said to be the most indus
trious tribe in Arizona. They cul-
tivate the soil and are self support
ing.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-08-28
AUGUST %. 1888

The horse brand Of the Cheyenne
x Arapahoc Agency herd appears
in this issue.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1883-07-28

lost from this side goes to the
other, and that the great bank op-
pOsite increases both in breadth
and height, and that the point op-
posite Argyle viii be thrust ont
further than before, with a con-
slant menace to the hither bank.
From which one could wish to see
projected the perpendicular dixie
mentioned in the report of the
River Commission. This estimate
may be thought to include some
what of the damage from last
years high water, but we think it
mostly from that of last Spring,
The absorption above on the Is.
land has been very great in both
years. x.x.X.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1883-07-28

those most used in going to market
first. He should then fix the grade
of each road, and, securing the
necessary labor, superintend the
work of putting the road in first
class condition. The county should
furnish all improved implements
necessary for the purpose. In five
years time every road could be
brought into first.elass condition,
and subsequent workings will not
cost SO much. Perfect work viii
be secured at less cost. Take the
county of DeKalb, for instance.
Say there are 1000 persons liable
for road duty. Those 1000 men
pay, under the present system, a
tax. directly aud indirectly, of IS,
600, and the roads are impassablc
every winter. Put the tax at S3
per head, and the sum of $4,000
will be raised-cnough to keep %
hands employed two-thirds of the
year in making permanent roads,
We predict that after such n sys,
TEN is tried for three years the
people will never go back to such
a system as we now have.
Let us pave the way to contin
ued progress and prosperity with
good roads.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1883-07-28
Malone Loses Another Adherent.
Special to The Times-Democrat.

Special to The Times Democrat.
Judge Rives, of Virginia, has
written a letter to a Virginia poll
tician, in which he declares that
he has always been a good Repub-
lican and a warm supporter OF the
Coalition movement, but lately he
has come to the conclusion that
Mahone's methods are in opposl-
ton to true Republican principles,
and that in the future he, Rives,
will antagonize him with all the
power he possesses. He claims
that the removal of Collector
Butts was the result of spite and
should not have been allowed by
a just and fair Republican Admin
istration and if such actions are
repeated the Democrats will soon
regain control of the State of Nir-
ginia. lie signs himself; " More
of a Republican than a coalition
ist."
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1883-07-28
Wade lIampton's HorscmanShip.

General Wade Hampton lost a
leg by a mule. lie is still a fine
horseman. lie was Marshal at
Lexington, Virginia, on the great
occasion there recently, when the
music excited the horse greatly,
and he began to plunge, and rear.
ing, he fell back on his launches.
An account in the Richmond Dis.
patch says:
"The General seemed to totter
and was about to fall on the stone
pavement, but ere the cry Of alarm
had been uttered by those who
were near by, the gallant horse
man had alighted on his feet un
hurt, still holding to tho rein OF
the plunging animal, and though
ready hands were offered to assist
him, saying, quietly: Il can man
age him. the veteran cayalryman
standing upon his only good leg
vaulted into his saddle and rod'
unconccrnedly away"