The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-09-13

| ,om @ OF tnis city on last Sunday, Rev ~ T.
pen, their pastor, was presented VIII
i,ianuso.Ee purse and granted a mon,b'1
,ta'G VI absence, with instructions Ia yis;,
III iiouisSiiie ~ exposition, if he so desired
| MS Is kind and consderate in tho con',ra'
| CATION Their pastor is q faithful ami ear' ear
| nest worker, and deserves q vacation H.,
| ring Mr.. Bells absence Rev. 1 N .rar
| me accomplished Principal of the Ani'r'
son female Seminary. will occunv liz
pulpit. ''>ui" his
Mrs: Lydia Browne, reIict of the ,,,o
jeremiah Browne and mother of nur re ,C,.,o .a,e
man. Col. Is. +. Browne, died ~ h,r ,om WI; NJ
9ence III Martin township on ,os, SAM.
nay morning, after an illness Of iwn nv
,hTee weeks. She was a most cyraII.,,,
sauv, ana by her kind and ailactionntc d.
pos'tloh made friend of every ono VIC
was acquainted with her She was a vnrv
Cnnsls,cht member of Ebcnczer Me,bodj,,
onIrch, where her remains were inferred
~, ins. MONDAY III the presence Of large
'ohSourse OF friends and relatives. Rovs
y. y. Barnes and J. Attawav condnr,;n'.
the funeral services. ''"' =
;. we understand that the Masonic frat.rr.
lty III Anderson have decided TO remoIeI
anu improve their present property. the
WORK 10 be commenced on or about the iirtt
icH' mere seems TO be CUnsii-
,"oit ,,a u'iefence OF opinion among the
some iaforng tearing down ami rtbuiltinr
rom .he ground and others favoring max
,he an extension to the rear of the nresont
pui;di'is. We !lni;;: the MasOns viii make
aac!l improvements as will keep pace with
our growing city. Their present site is
very desirable one, and we would like TO
sec modern building erected upon it.
List of letters remaining in the posto,,ica
at Anderson for the week ending Sentrm.
Der II: Miss Edney Adams, Calhoun Arm
strong, ,. Z. j. Brice '2), J. =. Brown (2l, y.
q. Bowen, W. l.. Bryson. Matte Calhoun
-. n. Cilnkscalcs, Jno. Harkncss. p. Haw.
kins. Sallie Hix (2), Matte A. Freeman
C!e1S OF Hopewall Baptist Church, Jno'
McFail, j. 7. Murphy, Leila S. johnson.
1 1eh Montgomery. S. +. Miller, G. Il. Milan
w. L. Milan, Jno Milwee, Marion Patter-
son, Mamie Poole, Phn.be Reed, Martin
Steward, Helen Smith. Joseph Shn,ireck
isaac isaac Sloan, Riley Taylor, Jane Wideman'
Bessie Whitner.
human life is full of its strange ups and
downs, but if we could only persuade our
selves 70 remember the ups and forge. the
Gowns we should lie the happier for il.
We are seldom as miserable as we think we
are. When single hornet stings us We
need not swear that we ran against a hOr-
nets nest and that the whole swarm came
out and stung us until our bodies swelled
70 the size OF an elephant. Learn lesson
from the Irishman. Two brothers were
rolling II huge log down hill. One end
rolled faster than the other. and Pat put his
arms round it to stop it. The log rolled on,
however, and one minute Pat was under
the log groaning and the next minute he
was on top of the log roaring for help. His
brother. with true Irislman's wit, took i'm
the situation at a glance and criod out,
Hold on tight, Pat. for You are on top
half the time anyway"
The Premium List Of the Sixteenth An
nual Fair of the Anderson Farmers and
Mechanics Association is published this
week and sent to our subscribers After it
had been printed, the Board of Directors
that tie Presbyterian Synod
would meet in Anderson during the week
selected for the Fair. So at meeting of
the Board OH the 10th inst. it was decided
to hold the Fair the week preceding the
synod, to-wit on the 18th. 18th and 18th
OF october. Parties receiving the Premium
List will please bear this in mind and
make note Of it, We are informed that
there will not only be special attractions on
the ground each day of the Fair, but that
there will be an entertainment in the Ma.
atrical company. Nothing will he left IN.
done 10 make the Fair worthy Of the pat.
ronagc Of not only our own people, who
have so much interest in it's success, but of
all visit ITS from our ncighboring counties
or elsewhere.
On last Sunday gentleman of our ac.
quaintaDCe concluded that he, with the as
Of one Of his boys, would cook tho
dinner, his wife being away from home and
the cook having gone to the camp meeting.
Accordingly he went 20 work and soon had
q sumptuous dinner prepared. Among the
chicken. Our friend felt q little proud of |
the manner in which he had prepared the |
dinner, especially the fried chicken. His |
appetite was as sharp as razor, and he sat |
down to the table feeling as if he could de- |
YOUR four ordinary dinners. After cleaning |
two or three bones Of the choicest pieces of |
the chicken, he remarked to his son that it |
had peculiar taste, and the boy agreed i
with him. AS they continued eating, the |
bad taste increased, and our friend began |
to feel little uneasy. Finally the boy |
said: Father, are you right certain you
put pepper OH the chicken ?" Yes" re-
little can in the closet" "Why, Father,
that is not the pepper box" "What is it,
thcn?" inquired the father, in an aston
ished tone. THAT is the box that contains
the cattle powders" replied the boy. The
father could not believe ii. They went and |
the can, and sure enough, instead |
Of seasoning the chicken with pepper, he |
had used FOutz's cattle powders. We can't |
ell you his name, but if you see man !
hat is shedding his hair and beard you will |
snOv who it is.