Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-06-29
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NEWS CONTENTS.
THE Utah Mormons are all democrats.
NEW YoRK's Chinese editor has been admitted
to bail. 5bs; 5.[5xSl ls Y ~
pullman was .. very appropriate plaoe for
the late rowing matches. 55.yss Hsga v
DuLurHs boom still goes booming on. She
has ordered another hearse. .55
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ROAD agents are holding up Duluth citizens
and troubling them for triaing leans.
"THE DUDES LAMENT" is new song. La
menting the absence of brains, probably.
TIE New York Journal heads and articles,
'Bibles for Editors" What absurd ideas some
Journalists do advance! IS.
An old lady in Georgia has sued . neighbor
for $8 for coffee borrowed cupful at time.
This 10 a bad precedent. -
a STARTLING rumor to the effect that General
Grant is fond of corned beef and cabbage is
agitating the political world. . IF.
LYDIA THOMPSON can carry her stage ward
robe in her vest pocket, but it requires forty
trunks to transport Bernhardts outfit.
CLUTCH yellow" is new and fashionable
shade. It is about the color of Limberger
cheese in an advanced state of decomposition.
An Indian in Jail in Arizona killed his wife
when she brought him some clean clothes. The
southern aborigine il very quick to resent an in
suit. &8+Is;.
TRIBE of Paraguayan Indians with tails has
been discovered. This is enough to make
Darwin raise up in his tomb and propose three
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An English physician says that seven out of
ton people who have not been drowned over
thirty m inutes oan be saved by proper treat
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PHILADELPHIA PREss Roscoe C0nkling, sit
ting on the deck Of . steamer, Aways ducks his
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river bridge.
WELL known florist of Cleveland, Ohio,
says the best way to keep cut flowers fresh is to
wrap them up in q newspaper. Now is the time
to subscribe. zs5s ssz.5 E.,-. 3
WALTER EVANS, who died on his farm, nea-
Reading Pa, recently, at the age of ninety,
lived on that farm all his life, never left 1t, and
never saw q railroad train. s. .asf- = t'''
A New HAVEN woman Joined the Salvation
Army last week, leaving the neighbors to look
ont for the salvation of two small children tied
to . chair in the front yard.
TON OcHnTREE has reached Europe, and they
do say that the queens sad melancholia was
brought about by listening to one of his wild
Texas d0dgea around the truth. r.
IUNKAoYLY, the Hungarian artist, was pro-
posed to by his wife, who was very rich widow.
II IL supposed that she wanted the name to
place in her cabinet of curiosities.
EASTERN PAPER: The young man that goes
to see Second steet damsel and sits on the
front steps, Is requested to either keep his feet
off the pavement or hang lantern on them.
A NAN wearing green suit jumped into the
North river and was drowned yesterday. He
probably got peep at his figure in . saloon
IT ia said that member of the Chinese lega-
tion at Washington shed tears at the circus.
The tender memories recalled BY tho old clown
ish jokes of the days of Confucius we're too
much for him. r "a 2
THE TR1BUnr's private advices are to the effect
that one Of tho beligerent Richmond editors was
seen in st. Psul yesterday and tie other in New
Orleans. They are hunting each other and will
fight when they meet.
NoRRBrowN HERALD:-A Brooklyn woman
has been arrested, charged with stealing an
ACCORDION. A woman wicked enough to steal
would do worse. She would even an aodordeon
play on tho diabolical instrument.
Do not become discouraged, dear old maid
friends. Naomi, the daughter Of Enoeh, was
$50 years old when she was married. "Hope
springs eternal in the human breast, and you
will get there in the beautiful future.
A MONTANA bridegroom presented his wife
with new broom and told her that when ahe
wore it out he would take her on tour. She
went for him with the weapon, and they started
for Lake Minnetonka the next morning,
An Arizona man made speech and at every
point where he desired to be applauded he
cooked his revolver and looked at tho audience
in significant manner. The speaker was fre-
quently interrupted with loud bursts Of we'll
merited applause,
A MAINE damsel traded her heart and hand to
her lover for . bridal trip to Florida. When she
returned she was 20 bitten up BY mosquitoes