The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-05-31
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I've sias'fcsA ~ Asarts writes poetry.
No xenaw he Aasifisns oo1ae 10 ihss
ogaa,sy ii 6ipsrs
D@etot. DO yoa belis1e IN spiritual
ismR ~Na. naasnilyi whsi would te'
sDme II ne Il il.s dssl came hsclf"
a aAa In Denver has swallowed . l'r'
.ae i5nllifeg TAs passihslltss. q the
Ffs,As Meet are every day cHlargins
A rognierfss,r rscenily ssospsd from
as i,suis dsps,yfssrsi.sl. hoHss Of The
nAa ns@ess mast have t~~n good.
Ia iasa "a LET - na. @ii tho elm
- ,ss asple ''Yon lilac ,hunicr. sad no
nte ~ .lisscs ypn. responded the maple
iis1s Chicago young LADY. .Lo.
sAra he 9As presented sish pair OF OPP
era .sssaes, asked boz IN the ~orli she
vss 10 hep them on.
We ofsen hear the rrpression. ''ihe
nre hae gene out and !, Is said thai 10
sans u Our lsfges, places, you can ac'naI.
ly .ce the fire escape
Yas. remarked the man in tho shah.
H. beaver. Suspect that I'm great re-
former Aiaay rate. everybody speaks Of
me ~ eonionm.lrd nuisance.
-''Dopt yop ,hinb. ssid husband,
uniiily rebukina his @iis. that women are
possessed hp ilr Jrsiis' ''fc~. ~ss the
qaick reply, % 5000 as they are married.
"A Trog lAsyrr asked woman on the
witness sisna Der age. aud she pro-.pily
rpl,liel "A sold uiiik for you TO drink
when baby. aud haven't got my pay
yet
Nhen nan is fool aud knows Il, he
iss comparatively harmless animal; but
three quarters Of the troubles OF our hn.
IA an liz are caused by fools who are not
arsrs o. .be tact
The post who continues TO ask
"Nhrfe ale The springs OF long ago Is
hereby Informed 10 laundering tones shA,
they have dried up; aud Il be is wise, he
viii follow their example.
$50 yoa call tina, patent inside. re-
marked Fogg, who bad been shown one Of
that variety u weekly literature. "bns
how in time did anybody get q patent on
THAR There is nothing original in It
ID hat only Won price for my goois,
said ono Of our ''clodiok' merchants 10
customer tho other day, aud then in an
aside TO his clerk he added. with wink,
"aod do, vas de price be is yilling to gil
"Fai1, an that ! have. yer honor
three OF them. two girls an boy; and
foine vans, too. was the reply made by
az lrishAmerican citizen Of New York,
when asked by magistrate il he had
marriage certificate.
And now the season is rapidly ap |
preaching vhen the good little boy who
goes sailing, on Sunday gets drowned,
while the bad aud good.for. nothing young
scamp who does the same thing doesnt ev'
en- get his feet wet
Much Of the trouble in married life
originates ia disputing who shall carry |
the poesetbook A young Pbiladelphia
husband gets around this trouble by let.
ting his wife carry the pocketbook while
hc carries the money.
An Iowa chemist recently discovered
an explosive believed 10 DO nineteen times
as powerful as dynamite, but the secret Of
its composition was lost at the time OF its
discovery. together with the chemist and
mos, Of the glass in town.
There are forty two different shades
10 kid gloves this spring THIS number
might be increased by imitsting the shade
Of disappointment that passes over lAdys
face when she secs some other woman with
pret,ier pair than her own.
1t is sa,i that minister Ia country
kirk 10 Scotland stopped In the course Of
his sermon 10 ask member who Was some.
wha, deaf, Are We hearing. Johnf" "Oh.
aye. was tho response, II am hearing,
but to vera little purpose.
The Brooklyn doctors examined man
10 see II he was insane, and as they found
ak letters frcm other mems wives con-
cealcl 10 the lining Of his coat where bis
oan wife had never found them. conclud-
Ell tha, he was able TO transact business.
"A lecturer liscoursing on the subject
Of health inquired; What use can man
make Of his time while waiting for doc.
tory" Before be could begin his answer
(. his own inquiry, somaone in the andi-
cnee cried at. "He can make his will. 7
What trouble there would he II ami.
mails could talk Imagine spring chick.
IN ID market house saying 10 giddy old
maid, ''oh. yon ucetn't try to act so
young. knew you when ] MAS first
hatche.l aud you we're mere baby then.
Bes pardon. sit, but eculd-hic-
YOU tell nle which is the opposite side Of
the street, why, :thai side, sir, point.
Jog across "Mosh oblish. i was soyer
,eerc ms no~. and asked anothe. gemTn
~hicb sas opps side. aud he said this
was
"A seienmnc writer says that low
forehead does not always denote igno. !
rance. Neither does high forehead de-
aota wisdom. Many a man whose fore
head yntcais clear back 10 this back Of has
ncek aoesni know enough TO pull down
bis vest
No. my son, knowledge OF history
ist / necessary 10 mans shining in con.
All that 10 requisite 10 . glib
tongue. rs.eeuioroei by copious cheek.