Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-03
BRIGHT BITS.

Z e-e-oD rrs=eriution -Fresn air. plain
food. early bOurs and plenty u eNeLclsE-
-sT- NrS. Ramsfnthan- are worm al
the doctors rostTIms n the World- -
L9ad0a Punk
WHY don't you ask a slessinZ.7 said
tne bgariinZ-h0use keeper % DoaF-ef.
H looked al over the table and .loglnlly
answered. I'D like 70 Know what Tors
-HsrctgHi Irarsier.
THE safest Say u at peaches Is WITH
can f5r theu tie little worms come =
- s---fscs n tie cram and can easily
y Es1eG out & one o0esl't care alo1E eel-
5ng them as q sC-- q esso111g io- -
frli-.-Cafo1g1 Nelcs.
--CONTRACTs made on SUNDAY cannot
- enf1rced.r- AIlinsdsb says MS mad
II suut's beau mad his arm con1raclsd
about her last SUNDAY. and i seemed 70
him a. though il was enforced from KEY
hole glance.--Har1fAgR laaere5sasHi
IL India the women in the hsrems ere
not permitted u either see OF touch
strange man. and when t1ey are III mere
j. nobody q skin 70 minister 70 t1eir
wants We believe the women q me IA
rems generally die II Old age orr-si9trl'
Herald.
WHY do you always invite PlESnc1f.Tl
u your house. He : an Old friend
That j. no reason. he l. horribly ugly
aud he gives me the nightmare" y -.
bur be amuses the children, - much, ana
its much cheaper than magic lantern
French FsH.
A YOUNG LADY who visited saratoga
mis- summer has had seven marriage pro
p0saIs from Young men 81 sense ana
wealth since her return home. ne aI-
ueared az the hotel dinner table one Gay
IN a dress costing not over L cents yard
-NgrTistgirH Herald.
NOT miracle worker. At a banquet
the other night. when the proceedings
had reached that stage - brIg1t and an
terestiug 70 the participants one q the
rangIviaiist- took up q glass 1lled Win
water aud thou ghTlesslF began 70 pour
the contents into 4 half glass o. wine
Look out. you are pouring water IN my
glass --Ah. excuse me- replied the
gentleman for l did not intend q Worka
miracle How q miracle:" by turn
iny water into ine.''--i rkaas1lc ITGc-
s.er.
you should learn some trade. my son
-sid an Austin gentleman u MS young
hopeful. -BricklaYeTs are getting - -
a dav. while lawyers can't a1Ord 70 ride
on a street car pa, why didn't you
learn a trade Wnen you were boy:
That's not only a silly. but an impertj-
nent question. / didn't learn trade
- hen ] was a L0F Out o. Ec=dIu lyI .yuI
feelings. wanted u give y0u an oppor-
tuniry 10 say that your father was gen
tleman." 1t can't be helped now" re-
piled the BOY. modify. but / wish YOU
nad consulted me. Tor if we had arranged
Tor sou % BE- the bricklayer, l could have
been the gentleman myself. - ecGs SIT
.aqs.
4 CERTAIN TRIBE IN Africa worship
what they call the sacred hen. You see.
4 LONG time ago d certain D0rcas society
-ent 4 l0t Of clothes and edibies ~ the
heatben. and among tBe latter was
.priny chicken. The savages found il
impossible % cut or chew the spring
chicken. which had evidently hailed from
q BOARDING. house. 80 the chief tied a cord
nj 1T and used it for q slungsh0t In the
first battle 30 which lie used il he killed
neI.hb0ring King and won signal
victory He then concluded that the
-prinZ chicken must be some kind Of
mascOttee. and all tie tribe fell down
i.ef0re il and NOrshIped. And tney are
worshiping il yet under the title oi the
sacred -PUrk.