The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-03-22
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il4eory liass Deofgp Washington wAs
Dpmosgsi Ths, IL because George nsse
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Thank hearen" exclaimed ionS
iailer ~ h~ paced The floor At midnigh
wnh hss hosliug heir Thank hrAse'
sou are eii iuias"
There srr soms wags 10 ,hs temper
anrs party Oae u them pcncillesi over |
wara.y leading e basement grOgger,
--"Ibe Descent oi Man.
40 orsAnisi N church q, Providence
Il ! relieved toe mono,ony Of waiting
e.. i.tis,.l hildsl party BY playing. Oh
q IA ai.st rsu the matter bei'
"fs snl the gentleman who ss'
81 < abroad. n ihink shall spend tie
mg.i 81 ny time III Vienna They tell me
itf'' ,l,e 1aeile.t city 10 Europe
"a polite Ibsco Ia au East Saginaw
sswmili roads. please do no, handle Tho
bgx4 sAw While ia motion" Hands Off
would be more concise and quite as appro'
pirate
There is only one way the devil can
trip deacon, and tina, 10 by making him
drop bis collar button behind his shirt
ifoni uhen the last bell for church Il
riIging
Poo,s. who had heard that prepare
iions for iuunclling under the Straits Of
Dover are now being made wants TO know
IL they will do their blasting with Doyer's
powder,
The remains OF man have been dug
ont Of the ruins Of Pompeii with both
hands resting on bis stomach, The build.
ing is supposed TO have been cheap res
taurant
They are building tenement houses SO
high 10 New York that the man who occu.
pies the top floor is obliged to start for
home at nine o'clock in order to reach his
bed an hour before midnight.
-"Yon wouldn't take me fora married
man, would your asked normal student
Of a Cortland girl last Sunday night. Il
rather think would, il yon should ask
me. was the response He bought a ring
next day.
Western papers are poking fun at an
Iowa editor who published a long article
entitled "A Month OF Horrors. after he
had Ueen married only slx weeks. Only
bachelors would be mean enough TO make
spor, OF the unfortunate man.
-- Said poet to an ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
or: Don't you think that the opening
lines Of Tennysons little poem. 'Brealp
break, break, are very plaintive and sad3''
Yes. was the melancholy reply. "but ]
think that broke, broke. broke, is q good
deal sadder
O. has been married six months.
Ills mother.in.law rings, enters, and EN-.
braces her son.in.law. Then, taking him
by tue hand. she says; Il wish you had
everything you desire" 'Ah, thanks,
replied Co. but you are very bard up
on yoniseIi
What is womans sphere2 Seems
just as If We bad heard that conundrum
before. Woman's sphere. let us here re-
marx, Ia as broad as il is long. II you are
q woman you can't get out OF il. and il you
are man you are all the time getting
mixed up with IL
"A very colored man, who entered
complaint against another for assaultlng
and battering hun upon the head was told
by the justice, II don't see any marks.
docs ye s'pose be hit mo wid piece OF
chalkf" was the indignant rejoinder. The
case proceeded.
"a New England daily which surely
can, be edited by horny handed farmer.
puts down among the items Of farm work
for Marsh the care OF fences. A man
would have an interesting time driving
stakes and reconstrnctipg old fences this |
month. nov wouldn't heg
Lay Gould thinks that he possesses
his sbars Of the pleasant things OF this
world. Mr. Gould has undoubtedly much
that goes 10 make this life pleasant hut
he can newer kaos the ecstasy Of happiness
that permeaies ones being when be lis.
covers 80 unexpected nickel in the liuing
of bis coat
$50 yoa are back in The city again,
said Que laboring man 10 another. Il
thought yoa found employment in the
roaatryg' 80 did. but you see the old
farmer sent 10 work and strnns the Whole
farsa ali oser ai.h barbei wire aud 20 /
llii snl csi,ne h1ae. There's q time 10
nssi. bai yoa cant rest ou barbed y re
icnce
--''Caa you tsIl me-, said frugal wife
~ The hsad u the family as she hsLsI.d
iisa "a " trousers u her osn mann.
AciaFs Can you toll the difference Ls.
Weon your aife and au Irish pipefy' lilo
- de.s." s.s the reply. "'Proce1j All
10 Yngr worst +" The difference is that
'ne alAkss ,laidss pants. aad the oi4r,
makes sile Paddles dance, The man HI.
There is ba, one way 10 di.pos of
vlseins and bis ~eaihsf, and thai Is to ,
.ill him. This was most efectnAliy and
access!nily done ia London. some ,ears
SO IN the eAse u famous qnsek alma.
sc Iaalef. who used 10 preiic, all sorts