Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05
ALL SORTS.

TWENTY YEARS AGO.-In 1868, Mr.. Wilson, now of
Lawrence, Mass, was in the Commlssary Department.
in Washington. Somehow or other, he was taken with
violent soreness of the throat. Several Army Sur
geons examined his throat and decided that 1t was a
case of diphtheria, and that it hopeless After
they had given him up. he tried Perry Davis Pam
Killer. The next dav scales began come off of his
throat and IN two or three days he way well.
The following belongs to Green Erin," and may be
seen on tombstone in town near Dublin:
Here lies the body of John Mound
Lost at sea and never found"
"Goden Medical Discovery" for all scrofulous and
virulent blood poisons, is specific. BY druggists.
fathers adviee-".Lay by something for rainy
day." my son. even iii is only somebody's umbrella"
There is no bitters in the market which will do so
many people good without the risk of doing anybody
harm as Wheat Bitters.
We presume it has been remarked before but a
backward spring does not make forward summerset.
Faded articles of all kinds restored to their original
beauty by Diamond Dyes. Perfect and simple. 10
cents. at all druggists
Rockville schoolgirl wants to know If a grass
widow is one whose husband died from hay fever
Public benefactors are not alone confined to the
higher orders OF scientific research Indeed but few
have done for the welfare of the working masses
than James Pyle through the introduction of his
labor-savng Pearline.
The use of iron cannot increase the running quail
ties of a dog, but tin can.
To poison well is one of the worst OF crimes 1t is
worse to poison the fountain of life for ones self and
for posterty Often by carelessness or misfortune or
inheritance this has been DONE. Ayers sarsaparilla
goes back of the symptoms picks up these impure
seeds from the blood. the vital stream and restores
appetite, strength and health.
Little Hannah speaks of a stammerer as a man "who
had something to say before he could talk"
The nerves Of the human body have been called so
many strings, in the makeup of that mighty mechan-
sm Excessive tension or relaxation of these chords
is always followed by ill effects DR.. Graves Heart
Regulator cures all forms of nervous prostraton.
sleeplessness, and heart disease in every stage.
The man who arrived at the station moment too
late for the tram had splendid carrear before him.
| No cheap mixture to impose on creduous humanity
is Wheat Btters, it is most potent tonic and recup-
Grant. Try it and be convinced.
Necessity is is the mother of Invention; Lazness is
| the father of Necessity; Lazness is the grand
! parent of Invention.
The bilious, dyspeptic or constipated should adj
dress, and history of for pamphlet Worlds Dis.
pcnsary Medical Association. Buffalo, N Y.
did you run for sheriff." asked Poots of a
| Cumminsville man. 'Ony once was the reply land
1 wouldn't then if there hadn't been two deputies
with him."
skill and patience succeed where force falls The
quiet skill and patient research which brought forth
KidneyWort illustrates the truth of the fable. It's
grand success everywhere is admitted Disease neye,
comes to without cause. Ask any good physician
the reason and he will tell you something interferes
with the working of the great o, gans. Kidney-Wor
enables them to overcome all distractions and pre
serves perfect health Try box or bottle at once.
AT Twin Lakes, Col, the wind blew eighty-sevei
days and nights in direction before got tired
The people in that vicinity couldn't help thinking OF
greenback orator.
The disagreeable operation of forcing liquids int
the head and the use of exciting snuffs are bein
superseded by Ely's Cream Balm cure for catarrf
colds in the head and hay fever. Price so cents
Apply into nostrils with little finger
at last for eatarrh. The evidence is ovel
whelmIng that Ey's Cream Balm goes more drectl
than any other to the seat of the disease and ha
resulted in within the range of our obsel
walton than all other Observation-Disclosures Pa
Union Leader, Dec 10, 1879
In one week Ey's Cream Balm opened passage
one nostril through which had not breathed in thre
years subdued an inflammation in my head aud thro;
the result of catarrh Col Nj. Nellliay. Owego N,
Boston woman has just completed $4,000 mai
sion entirely on the proceeds from the sale of doug
nuts What it cost to bury her customers is not give
| Marshall Mich. will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Ele
8 troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial f
thirty days to men {young old) who Athlete
with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred tron
( les guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address above n. s..
No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed.
{ mule is unlike poor rule. because he wor
!, both ways.
An old physician, retired from practice. having h
placed in his hands by an East India mlssiona
S the formula of simple vegetable remedy for Il
:, speedy and permanent cure for consumption. Bro
chts, catarril, asthma and all throat and lung aft
tions. also positive and radical for
bility and all nervous complaints, after having te
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands
cases. has felt it his duty to make it known to |
l. suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and
desire relieve human suffering, will send free
charge. to all who desire it. this recipe Germs
French or English with full directions for prepari
/. and using Sent by mail by addressing with stan
naming this paper W. A. Noyes. l49 Powers Bloc
" Rochester, NY.