The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-01-24

"a ve march out each one OBJ US will endeav- =
" 10 select de best hat on de rack. BRO. !
Gardner.
What is the difference between bottle OF
cologne and pretty girlf None. Both
are sweet.
The man with the handsomest silk hand
kerchief is the person who is the most afraid
Of sore throat.
Bonnets are now made Of leather. When
a man wants his boots tapped, his wife is
supDosed 70 be ready to sacrifice her leather
has been worn more than
once.
Spoony dry goods clerk to smart Miss
trying on hat before the glass; Don't l
wish 1 was looking-glass." Smart
TO look at you then" Clerk coilapses and
is carried out.
A medical journal has found that there
are from 100000 to 200 600 hairs on wo-
mans head, which leads the Worcester |
Times to say the number OF hslrs on man
head depends considerably on the time he
has been married
married but six weeks and in tesrsP
exclaimed friend to q weeping bride.
ayes; the first cruel shadow has fallen
athwsrt our pathway. 1t Is settled at last;
either must give up eating tally or George
must cut of his moustache-"
.If you think that am in good condi-
ton lust feel of my ribs" said an applicant
for admission to the Peoria poor house.
After the Poormaster had complied with
her request. she asked him if he had lived
sixty years in the world and had not found
out the location of a womsn's ribs.
Her lips were like the leaves, he said,
BY autumn's crimson tinted;
Some people autumn leaves preserve
BY pressing them, she hlnted
The meaning OF the gentle hint
The lover did discern,
And so he clasped her round the neck,
And glued his lips TO bern.
| Freddie and the Lily.
A well-known member of the Governors
Council, At a late public dinner, overheard
one of the colored attendants ssk another:
"Who's that gemmen, Ssm2" Ard Sam
responded: "Dst's Purfessor F" Then the
other queried: How did ye know he was
a purfessorP" To which Sam replied with
dignity: "Oh, all desc yere purfesaors is
polished off on top"
Among the professional "Reminiscences of
Daniel O'Cornell, when at the Irish bar,
was the following unique instance of eli
ent's gratitude. He had obtained an acquit-
al. and the fellow in the ecstacy of his Joy
lexclaimed, "Och, consider, I've no way TO
show your honor my gratitude, but l
wish saw you knocked down in my own
parish, and maybe wouldn't bring u fac
ton to the rescue"
A South Side woman received a telegram
and her face blaoched and her hand trem
bled as she held tho unopened envelopt
before her. Giving it to her daughter she
said, "Read it." The girl obeyed. "Paps
| has broken his leg and gone TO the hospital,
, she said The mothers face frightened
Thank heaven it is no worse" she said
r II feared he might be going to bring some
3 body to dinnerl'
"And what age is it now. dear2' ssket
the colonel, iast back from India. Of the tai
daughter OF his friend, Tomkinson Smith
"Well, that is what / can't quite make out,
returned the girl, taking care not to NEE
? her mothers eye, "for when go aDywher'
: with papa l am sixteen, but when l go on
D with mamma / am never more than twelv'
g next birthdsyP' The colonel fastened t.
: change the subject.-London Figaro.
"You must have been leaning up sgains
: the banisters, Angey, sdear," afeclionatel.
remarked the fair girls grandmother, a
y she brought her spectacles TO focus. ant
% took another look at the stains on the wais
of Angey's dress. Them amt no bnniste
II stains.' returned the truth full maiden, VIII
h ran little boys Bible class in the paris
h Church. 'Charley was feeding me cars
b mels last night, and 1 guess them's tn
l. prints of his fingers"
: Paper in q variety of forms, which sha
% be both luminous ard proof against dam
o is made up of the following substances
i Water, 20 parts; paper pulp, 40 parts
70 phosphorescent powder-by preferenc
g. Stacked for twenty-four hours-20 parts
IL gelatine. 2 parts; and saturated solution {
bi-chromate Of potash, part. The gelatin
Is ressts the damp and the phosphorescer
G powder secures lua mostly.
r. A learned professor, address
es ing one of his class, sske
l. if he knew what was animal magnetism. g
=, er-er did know. but have forgotten" Wi
l. the answer Calmly came the scathing r
y joinder, showing that even learned professo
rs sometimes have q sense of hunor-"Gentl
q men, this is very unfortunate. Mr.. Jone
Is the only man who ever knew, has forgottt
g what animal magnetism isP'
20 Leather me closer, darling;" whisper
- Gladys Mcnurphy, gazing up into the 8,
" blue ewes that but family illumined Il
u marble psllor of Bsyard FauntelrOy Fe
~ guson's alsbaster brow. Sweetness"
responded, with a strange, sweet Palm
House smile, IL am not gathering SO mu'
as was; but when the first snowy touch
en- winters frost gemmed hand" The CO
IL tinuation of this interesting serial will
OF found in the Chicago Tribune. A cellulc
Is; coffin given away with every copy.
~ 1t is stated that the weight of the ave
IT, II. age mans brains lie fifty ounces, while th
= OF the average woman is about forty-fv on
= ces. Yet many q woman with ten ounC
. less brsins than man will completely upl
"a hun, and prove to an impartial world tn
- she knows more than he does when sh
- asleep. 1t is lovely sight to see fort
- OF. woman get esramels out of sixty
=. man, and make him believe she sdol
- him, while she is negotiating with snot
% er man to be taken to the opera.-Puck.
ed
20 Loves Happy Dream.
in saw them last night leaning over the gate
Striped pants and banged hair side by side
You might know by the little round cap en-