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and the MERCHANT, the latter 81 which
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uarket, Smith gained the foap1bncc of
both.
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lforme r employer lent 10 fiiab be was en-
Iabled 10 commence his opafbtl0ns in the
Stockholm b andy aiark .ayf iAsrs s0on, ny
his ihaight nnd tut lligsgce. be became
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grew, with IL liis iane; but his offer TO
supply all the liquor required by the Stock
hoiu Public House association, after he
Iha,ipledged himself nut 70 do business in
Stock holm, is regard ed ~ q stai q on his
shield. In tho scheme, however, ne did
mot succeed. and because he faised be or
gsnized che ettack on The Gptkenburg syss
g Ok III now attracting 20 much At
Eteniion. He ofere 70 sHppiy tbe Workmsn
lcf Shs capital with SPIRITS ~ lower prices
| than had been heard OF, or condition that
they would net 60 Into any public house OF
themunioipal mon0polists, Instead OF these
he opened beer houses where no brandy
| was sold. The Gotbenbur. eyssem bad r..
duceu the number OF public honses At
lStockhOlin, with 10000 inhabitants, TO
| eighty, and at Goihenburg, with 81 goo in
lowed to SIMPLY spirits within the town, 40
he started i steamer by which would be
customers were conveyed gratis to h,s die.
! stiilery outside the limits Of The city. His
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I,uzEN A. On Salt Rhtutn. VIE. ~ e9onixng
~ itching and bn,ninx Instantly relieved BY 4
Narm bstb with ltJ1' % "A 81 AZ ARD 4 anyls
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cooI, the per piratisn pu' and uDi ritniiny, the
bowels 0peu, the liver sisd kidoeys active, viii
srecciI5 cure Eek ma Tett'r kinGwqrit,;.
asld every species OF Itching Scaly mud Plnipiy
Hensors ~ tile Scalp md Skin when tpc bent
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more promptly ~ MI diseases Of The Bladder
and kidneys than any REMEDY which has soulp
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VI XIII ~ 70 y q ss.s.sif 10 shaif at
tst. 81 u. W !, she star oi The Western rail.
\. sce adanr. The resignation Of
!s - " firom the branch roads prag
4 z. n s. Ii the struggle. aud the tour o.
Z. n % III pushed the company TO the
&. Z. " - ia with many millions OF cold
q. = q; the ROAD.
J. I. ~ y Il e D tbeney vas lost during this
d ssaf'N ktda World reporter Of an-
{ y ~, ~ N sisntsbrplSAr yesterday.
4. 81 X. As>sr.r din fut question to an
81 sf2 f EeE 81 know Qua thing.
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{ J, y y. NJfthern Pacific los,
Z. z 3 q. !. = you suppose Mr.. d. o.
Il X n IS ard y stocksiv was the
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ca The OF siimnisnis mag be infrrfed
from TIE sirenuons efforts lhebrandy kinf
"a making u crise Them out oitte field
The iasns Ia Sv.den y SIN dons'ial, but
"A ia exceedingly inferr,fiaY ~ Hoto thar
both lompefance mtn sad rcsormnrs have
carried the Contest .tf'n isinnu phil1n-
thropic flela ~ Pan Ae'ti5a ~.
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THE w4rIT STRUCK HER.

When an old maid takes to making
facetious remarks you can make up your
mind that her cat is dead, or something
has occurred to demoralize her aspira-
tons.
Two of them were overheard talking
the other day, and one remarked to the
other:
Don't you think Mr.. Briggs must be
remarkably intellectual man? He has
such high forehead.
"Why, his forehead isn't anything
compared to Mr.. Dodd's!" said her COM
panion, "for his runs right up over the
crown of his head, swoops down the base
of his brain, and so on over the back of
his neck to his shirt collar"
"Seems to me" was the retort, eff
what you say is true, it must be more
back'rd than for'rd."
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THE COLORADO DESKRT.

Mr.. Joseph T. James, who spent saroo
Jour weeks il travelling over the Colo-
e-'o desert, in California, give, rat or
al unpromising account Ct it il IL,
article communicated by hin to the
PoouIcr Science Nonth{y
The desert occupies almost the w!lols
OF the large county OF San Diego. Il =
some 15G miles long and fifty II l..s
wide, AMI the Southern Pacific r,i).ot5
runs through its.center. At about s.x}y
miles from Los Angeles the railroad e:i-
counters a very heavy grade, 100 co 10
feet to the mile, and it continues fnr
twenty-five miles. At the summit,
known as San Gorgonia pass, begins the
descent into the desert, and every mile
brings you to a more 6esolate country.
Al Whitewater Station, twenty miles
from the summit, the desert begins in
earnest. First few flowers enliven the
scene. Large GnOtherg, three or four
inches in diameter, grow on small stalks
five or six inches in height. Large plants
of Al6r0nia MARTINA, with clusters of
brilliant purple flowers. spread over the
ground. A little GiHa C. lemmoni),
with white corolla and yellow center,
adds its beauty to the scene; and the
shrub, Larrea Mericaaa, or "creosote
plant" with yellow flowers and sticky
leaves and branches, reminds you of the
forests you have left behind.
During the seven miles to the next
station, Seven Palms, the vegetation
gradually thins out Progressing be-
yond this the flowers disappear, and the
Cacti predominant: and further on these
are replaced by the stunted "grease
wood" Finally, even the latter van
ishes, and when Dos Palmas is reached
we come to a country where there is alb
solutely nothing in the shape of vegeta-
ton. Every one knows how well-kept
! field looks when it has been plowed and
narrowed and cultivated until pot stick
nor stone nor weed shows itself above
ground. In order to form picture OF
this part of the Colorado desert, imagine
a field such as this extending for miles
and miles, level as a floor, with no signs
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TIE M4TCH-MAKKNG NAPO1EON.

Napoleon could be liberal for his own
sake to those who could help him, always
on the condition of their absolute sub
seviency. But he appears to have been
almost destitute of real generosity OF
soul he took a positive pleasure in
wounding sensitive natures, and he was
given to indulging in outbursts OF bru-
tality which sometimes passed from
rough language into actual violence. AS
for that matchmaking mania Of his,
there are two instances among many
which are strikingly suggestive. One
was his actually proposing, after the
divorce from Josephine, that she should
bestow her hand on the Prince Of Wurt-
emburg, who, having come to Paris on
political business, had been greatly taken
by the fascinating Empress. Though
the proposal was certainly made, it could
scarcely have been serious; at all events,
the Prince would have had reason to
repent the match, for Napoleon was in
love with Josephine to the last, and
proved his capricious love by his irr1ta-
BILE jealousy.
In the second instance to which we
refer, marriage was really brought off
in style that reminds us of the Eastern
seraglio or the guard-room, and one Of
the victims was no less a person than
Davoust. Napoleon suddenly announced
to his brother-in-law, Gen. Leclerc, that
he 0eclerc) was appointed to the COM
mand of the st. Domingo expedition,
and must sail Immediately. Leclerc re-
monstrated against the hasty departure.
A sacred tie bound him to France. He
had a sister who would be left alone in
| the world.
"We must have her married directly
tomorrow, for example," .
"But I have no fortune to give her. ,
cam I not here? Tomorrow your
sister shall be married. I don't know
exactly to whom"
Shortly afterward, Davoust entered to
inform Napoleon that he was about to
be married.
"To Nile. Leclercl I find the match
very suitable.
"No, General with Nine"
"To Mile. Leclerc."
And Davoust was sent off to Nine.
! Campain in search of his future BRIDE
! London Times.
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NiiLItpdDOTiS M0rHetS.

The receipts and shipments at and
for Minneapolis on Tuesday were as fol-
lows:
RECEIPTs-Wheat, $4,000 bushels; oats,
1920 bushels, barley, 1880 bushels; mill
stuff, II tons; lumber 10000 feet; hay, II
tons; flax seed, 500 bushels; fruit, 138, 200
p ounds; coal, 80 tons; wood, % cords;
barrel stock, 3 cars.
SHIPMENTS Flour, 1O.830 barrels; wheat
$3.50 bushels; barley, 1850 bushels; mill
stuffs, 278 tons; hay, y tons; lumber, &c.
600 feet; coal, 58 tons.
Following we're tie grain in
spections, showing number OF cars and
grades: J
WHEAT-No. / hard, "a cars; NoI2 hard,
10 cars. No. l, 81 cars; No. 2, Al cars;
No. 3, % cars; condemned, 3 cars
Corn, u cars. Oats, No. ., car; con-
demned, 2 cars; elected, cars. Total
ears, 159.
Trading was light on
Change on the basis of $I.O3 bid for No. l
hard, a cent more being generally asked.
For the year $1.O3 was bid; No. l northern
the same was bid; No. 2 hard $1.O4 was
bid; No. 3 northern sc was bid and sam
pies were slow.
FLOUR-Quiet and quoted as follows:
Patents, Sc. 250G.75; straights, $5.35
as rs: clears, $5.00W5.35; low grades,
$2m3.
Oats-No sales by grade; 31@ 33c by
sample; quiet and unchanged.
Corn-Quoted dull at 47g46c for No. .;
rejected nominal.
Bran-steady at S8.25@8.5O sacked and
at 1925 in bulk.
Shorts-Scarce, and sold to the extent
of offerings at $S@9.50 according to
grade; demand good at quotations.
Hay-Owing to small sales prices are
very hard TO quote with satisfaction. The
prices for the past few days range from
SOC I for wild; damaged unstable.
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a SAD AFFAIR.

IN accomplished Young Lady Teacher IN
the st. Paul Public Schools attempted to
Hang Herself in minneapolis White Satt-
feri,a0 from Mental AOerratiOn-SaUet
from Standardization.
Miss Tillie dance, teacher in the st.
Paul public schools, attempted suicide by
hanging at her sisters residence in this
city while laboring under mental aberra-
ton, brought on, it is supposed, by over
work in the Jefferson school, st. Paul,
where she taught for the past four years.
During the last term her health failed, and
when the term expired she came to her
sisters in Minneapolis to recruit her
health. Her sister, Mrs. Twitchell. who
resides on the corner of Ninth street
and Fourth avenue southeast, was eau
toned by the physician to keep a
close watch over the sickly lady.
She did so, but Tuesday evening Miss
Dance managed to take sheet from the
bed and going out to the barn fastened
one end of it to beam and the other
around her neck and then jumped from
the seat upon which she was standing.
Her feet touched the floor, but she lifted
them from the floor in order to shuttle off
the mortal coil. Providentially, however,
she failed to accomplish her design. Her
nephew found her in the position de-
scribed and instantly called his older
brother, who cut her down and carried her
in an unconscious condition into the house.
Her physician says she will recover from
the shock and her friends are glad to hear
it. She is twenty-five years old, of pre-
possessing appearance and OF that type
of physical beauty known as the
blending of the blonde with
the brunette She is a thoroughly &C
complished young lady and is member
of the Central Presbyterian church, St.
Paul. 1t is to be hoped that she will soon
recuperate from the effects of over work
in her arduous profession, and gain her
mental equipose during the vacation
which she sadly needs.
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of life visible, and NO indications of
mans presence save the railroad track
and the telegraph poles. Imagine the
ground covered with an incrustation of
alkali, which, when stepped on, breaks
and lets one sink ankle-deep into soil as
soft and fine as powder. Picture a gale
of wind blowing over the waste, the air
filed with fine particles of sand, the sun
ohscured, and no objects visible 100 feet
away, and you will have formed faint
idea OF the worst aspect of the desert. 1t
is hard to imagine anything so fearful as
the reality and, unless one can see the
ground, and feel the sand, and ex-
perience heat of 120 degrees in the
sun, we can have only poor concep-
ton of the desert.
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JOSH BILLINGS,

If you will sit down and wait, yung
man, at least one half ov the good things
ov life will at some time eddy around
near yu, while the more yu chase them
the more they will break into run.
All ov natur's works are a part ov a
perfekshun ov plan. She makes no
mistakes, creates no vacancy, and guess
es at nothing.
Ideas are what wins; but if a man
hain't got but one he is very apt to run
that one into the ground. and take him.
self along with it.
Cunning IL a weak imitashun of wis
dom, and il liable at emmy time to merge
into fraud.
Happiness has no abiding place, but
often is very near at hand, like the old
woman's spectacles. After hunting for
them hi and 10 she found them at last
safe on her nose.
Gravity IL bekuming to fool at all
times, but only to wize man on state
ockashuns.
Very menney seek knowledge, not so
much for the truth az for the specula-
shun thur IL in it.
Heroizm IL simple, and yet it IL rare.
Every one who duz the best they ken liz
a hero.
Buty IL a dangerous gift. The vanity
it inspires, and the base fattery it at
tracks its possessors, are not to be en-
We'd.
Charity makes no mistakes that she
ken be charged with.
There IL great art in knowing how to
give without creating an obligashun.
Az selfish and ill-bred az the mass ov
mankind are, I perfer to live with them
rather than to go into solitude and try
to live with myself.
Gratitude is a word that WI will find
in the dictionarys, but yu will not find
much Of it ennywhere else.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-05
ENGLISH HOTEL CLERKS.

1 tried conclusions with hotel clerk
In a city in England, writes Nasty, but
] shall never do it again. I went to bed
at night with two candles on the mantel.
1t was bright moonlight, and, as L had
read my regular chapter in the Revised
Testament in the office, I had no occa-
sion for light. I simply wanted to get
into bed; therefore I didn't light the
candle at all.
The next morning I found in my bill
a charge for two candles, shillings. I
protested.
used no candles" I said.
"But they were there" was the cool
reply. perhaps you used matches
it is all the same"
"But I didn't use matches, and, if
did, had my own"
I'VE do everything for the comfort of
the guests of the house. There were
candles and matches for you"
He never blushed, but took the 2
shlllings as coolly as possible, receipted
the bill, and said, "Thank you," and
hoped if I ever visited the place again
would call upon them.
1t reminded me of the man who built
a tavern in Indiana. A traveller stopped
with him one night, and the next morn
ing asked for his bill.
Twelve hundred and fifty dollars, )"
said the landlord, promptly.
"Twelve hundred and fifty dollars,
for one dayl 1t is outrageous"
"It is a little high" said the land
lord, "but I'll tell you how it is. I
opened this house exactly year ago
yesterday. I expected to make 1000
the first year, and you are the first Gus
toner I've had. ought to charge you
little more to cover insurance, but I
like you and don t want to be hard on
you; 81, $50 will do"
Ihave grated much against the Amer
lean hotel clerk and his diamond pin
and cool insolence, but [ shall never do
it again. He is a babe compared with
his English brother.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-05

The National League picnic at Murphy's
grove yesterday was numerouSly at ended
and every one enjoyed himself TO his
were observed Alderman Glenn, wife and
family, Alderman Walsh, wife and family,
Jake Barge, Ed. A. Stevens and wife, Judge
Mahony, who occupied rude bench as
treasurer, w. II. Dolahue, his law partner,
Judge Quinn, late Of Fairbault, Street
Commissioner Erwin, Hon. Ed. McDermott,
who was in his shirt sleeves dispensing
ice cold lemonade to the thirsty
The Moran brothers, Mr.. O'Connor, New
York, Mr.. KimbalI, St. Louis, John Nc
Hale, John Fallon and family, James Gull
len, who sails for Ireland next week, P. ii
McPharland, James Byrnes, wife and fam
lily, who labored hard in assisting the wait
ers. Richard Walsh and other patriotic sons
of Hibernia interested in the success of
the enterprise. The following ladies de-
serve special mention for volunteering as
attendants to serve refreshments: Mrs.
James O'Brien, Miss Ada O'Brien, Miss
Celia Byrnes, Mrs. James Byrnes,
Miss McDermott, the late president of the
land league, Mrs. McArdle, Miss OConnor
and Miss Nellie Sullivan, who is always on
hand when her country's cause requires
her presence. The terpsichorian exercises
were ably managed by P. H. Gibbons, who
acted as master of ceremonies, and Mr..
Brosnan, Mr. Lamb and Mr.. Mahoney
acted in other capacities on the dancing
platform. There was not a sign of dis
turbance or intoxication on the grounds
all day. Everything went on happily and
tremendously, and the net proceeds will
be in the neighborhood of $3.50.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-05
1IINNEAPoLIs PERSONALS.

Judge Koon has gone East on q two
months vacation to join his family.
Mrs. Z. Thompson and daughter are
spending a few days on Lake Superior.
Frank r. Pratt and Carrie B. Wolyerton
commenced their honeymoon on the glo-
rious Fourth.
Fred y. Shaw, recently admitted TO the
bar, has become P member Of the firm of
Rea 4 kitchel.
Adison Gage, Jr., late managing editor
of the ,JoipnaLhas returned from DEBORAH,
Iowa, TO his home n Anok4. It is hoped
that the change may benefit his health.
which has been poor for some time.