Daily globe., 1883-05-15
JUSTICE JUICE
Expressed iu the Municipal Court Yes
terday Morning and Bottled for Future
Reference.

Expressed iu the Municipal Court Yes
terday Morning and Bottled for Future
Reference.
Poor Dave Hoar showed up at the mu-
nicipal court on the charge of drunken
ness. His physiognomy displayed lines of
beauty no where made mention of in works
Saltwater, but the court concluded he
might safely be trusted in the workhouse of
tie county for ninety days, and so direct
ed, in spite of David's protests.
The ubiquitous John Jones pleaded
guilty to drunkenness, and hoped, for
Heavens sake, the court wouldn't send him
to the penitentiary. OHe was sent to the
cooler, not for Heavens sake, but for five
days.
Mrs. McArdle was in court again yester-
day, in terror that threats to smash her
into smithereens," made by number of
ungallant young men, would be realized
unto her. She didn't want to be smashed
into smithereens," and the arm of the law
Will intervene to prevent.
Thomas O'Neill admitted he was drunk.
which admission was confirmed by the evi-
dence of Officer Schweitzer. Thomas re-
marked that not only was he drunk, but
that some OF had robbed him of his wallet.
The court took this latter statement as a
bid for clemency too patent for denial,
and responded by giving its author ten
days at steady labor.
Ayoung boy named Julius Caesar Weiss
employed his spare time besieging beer
saloon on Third street. lie finally Kicked
IN the entrance door, ard smashed a WIN
dow light when Officer Schweitzer came on
to the ground and checked further opera
tlons. Julius Oscar explained the cause
OF his eccentric behavior to be the theft of
an overcoat of his by the bartender, but
the court decided the law afforded an all
sufficient remedy for the wrong complain
ed of and sent accused to Jail for ten days.
Two Germans, respectively named
Frank Torcheska and Caspar Stiergski, un-
able to speak the kings English, were
sworn to tell the trHth according to the
language established in court. Officer Pei
tier gave them both bad record, explain
ing the grounds of his conclusion to be
their riotous conduct on Seventh street
Saturday night. They each told the court
through an interpreter that it was case of
mistaken identity; they had only drank
two glasses of beer each, and were on their
way home to prepare for Sunday services
when arrested. The court, however, took
no stock in what they said, and committed
both to the ''workus" for five days.
Joseph Truckley, drunk neither hem
stitched nor ruffied but powerfully plain,
was presented as Officer Getchell's Mon
days contribution. He was taxed SIS. but
as he'd left his pocketbook on the piano at
home, he said, the judge sent him out to
the workhouse for five days.
A beardlsss boy in a mouse colored
overcoat and plum colored suit, was called
by the name of Mat Rosenbaum and
charged with embezzlement. He has been
employed for some time by Wolf & Co.,
dealers In milliners' supplies, at the corner
OF Third and Sibley streets, and on Satur-
day levanted with $51, and horse and
buggy. Re got as far as Minneapolis on
his tour, when he was arrested while en-
deavoring to dispose of the steed and it's
equipments. Upon being arraigned yester-
day morning, he procured a continuance
OF one week, after which he will consent to
sit as picture of innocence decidedly
rank.
j. E. Mclaughlin, arrested on Saturday
night for forging the firm name of Ken
ney & Co. to check for $29, and attempt
ing to pass off the paper on a merchrnt,
was arra1gned before Judge Hall yesterday
morning. He is tall young man with
short body and long, slim legs, costumed
IN seek-no-further coat, dark pants and
pointed shoes. He has been given diz-
zy looking mustache and bit cane to
play with, and before his honor yesterday
was grander sight than ordinary man
has time to think up. Upon being called
to plead, he delivered an extempore ad-
dress he gist of which was that if he was
given one week to prepare a defense, he
could establish his innocence beyond all
possible dispute. He was held in $1,000
bail until next Monday, but thinking his
chances would be measurably improved
thereby, consented to accept the hospital
tiles of the jail for few days.