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Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Stopping at an Arkansas farmhouse the good woman of the house prepar ed a toddy for him and told him 1t WAS made from a new barrel of whis- Ky that had just arrived. A week later he called at the same house again and asked for toddy. We havn't drop," said the good woman. 'tBut when I was here only week ago you had whole barrel of wbis ky," said he. "Yes," said she. mourn fully. but mister, you can't expect one barrel of whisky to last forever in family of seven children that hasn't got nary a cow.-The Dali ".
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Dumley was making an eveninl call, and the nice little boy of tn, family had been allowed to remai, up little latter than usual. "Ma, he said during lull in the converse tion, "can whisky talk?" "Certalnl. not" said ma. What put that ab surd notion into your head?" "Well> he replied, ''I heard you say to pf that whisky was telling on Mir. Dunn ley and [ wanted to know what | said.-PhiladeIphia Gall.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

a-4A 1 igyiirJl,+vfiting from Mormon set clement in Nevada, says: Brother Wadsworth is preparing for cold weather. He brought up from lower Utah another one of his wives, and now has both women iu the village. A woman to hug up before and an- other to hug up behind is 8 very comfortable thing in winter. I wish 1 was a man.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The editor of the San Benito (Cal.) Advance-one of those geniuses whose idea of editorial duty is to mould public opinion"-has just re tired, after six years struggle, dur ing which period he has, to use his own words, "amassed a whole lot of experience, a we'll defined idea that We are a darned fool, several hun dred dollars indebtedness and nearly four dollars in cash"
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

An exchange observes that the greediest man after a newspaper is he who is too mean to subscribe. He is always in waiting for the latest paper, and it IS not two minutes upon the owners premises until the non-subscrlber pounces upon it, and never lets up until the last line is read, then perhaps casts it aside with the remark that he could max, a better newspaper himself.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The first number of the Hartford. Conn. CouraEt was issIed on Oct0- Der 29, 1764. It has therefore enter ed upon Its l2).h year. It has been published sine then without change of name or Interruption, except for a suspension of few weeks during the Revolution, oL account of a scarcity Of paper.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Democratic economy is illustrated at the State Printing Office by the discharge of all but two compositors for the next two months and the re- tention of the Superintendent, Assis- tant Superintendent, three pressmen. three fOremen, two proof-readers, en. gineer, janitor and bookkeeper.-San Francisco Chronicle.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The Star Route business IS a little stale, but the fact IS, nevertheless, worth notiag that the cost of that kind of postal service last year was orly S47,9,478, as against S7,32l,409 for the preceding year, and at the same time the mile ag- has been increased nearly 2,O00, poo miles.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Mons. Capel says there is more immortality in the columns of the daily newspapers than anywhere else. His Reverence had just read one of Buffers speeches, and, under the circumstances, We must forgive hls seemingly unjust strictures upon the press.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

There IS a saloon just outside the penitentiary walls in Columbus, O., with a sign which IS a curosity in itself. Approaching the gate, the unfortunate culprit reads: "Last place to get schooner beer," Coming iron tue prison, the liberated COZ v,cG has stating him in tie face the words: First place to get schooner Deer."
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

When Mr. Hendricks was in New York last he called upon Mir Tllder at Greystone. He fopnd the old man holding q 100-pound anvil out al arms isn@rA, and when T!ldeR inquir ed after the Indiana statesman < health, the latter grabbed the handle of Samuel Us lifting machine and pulled the whole arrangement up by the roots; and then Tilden with 6 significant smileSR pplied his mouth to his lung tester and exploded it in tho first round. TBere is great deal of strength in the/old ticket yet Norr, HeTaid- -----
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Ex-Minister Schenck is made to say, in Life: Will you please state that Miss Anderson is not the only digni- fled American. I, too, have h my day refused to see the Prince of Wales, although at the time I held three jacks"
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

4 Gersn4n accosted broad brim- med specimen from Texas on Sun day: "Who vos you, dondt know?' Looking the inquisitive German in the face, he replied: II am 8 cow ooy." Dots good" replied our German friend; shake, vos a bully boy, doo." They shook.-Peck' f Sun.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

A big Yankee from Main, on pay ing hls bill in London restaurant, was told that the sum put down didn't include the wafer. Wal" y" he roared, II didn't eat any waiter, did +" He looked as if be could though, and there was no further discussion.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Tbere are Democratic Governors in twenty-slx of the thirty eight States, including New York, Penn sylvania and Ohio, and yet the Pres idential year abounds with uncer- tainties.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The character of a paper is of vastly more consequence to its ad- vertising ! atrons than its circu. ation ; though paper to give value received must have both character and circu- lation.-Manchester Mirror.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS Will be run through between St. Louis,
 Kansas City and San Francisco.

Through tickets to all the principal cities east and vest on sale at the following sta tions, viz: AIbuquerque, N. M., Holbrook, WnsloE, tlagstaff, Peach Springs, King man. A. T., and The Needles Gal.
 Trains on the Atlantic & Pacific railroad will hereafter be run on Jeffersen City, Mo- time-5S minutes faster than Albuquerque time. Trains on the Southern Pacific rail road will use San Francisco time. which is two hours slower than Jefferson City time
 STAGE CONNECTIONS. Via Peach Springs to the Grand Canyon of the Colorado, Is miles.
 Via Kingman. daily stages to Stockton Hill, 10 miles; Mineral Park, Is miles; Ger bat, F miles.
 Via Yucca to Signal, 40 miles
 Via Needles, steamer to Fort Mohave, Mo- have City. Hardyville, Arizona; and Fl Do- radO Canon, Nevada.
 For further information, consult or ad- dress Local Agents A. & P. R. R., or
 F. ". SdIrI5, Gen'I Supt .. R. WILLIAMS, Gen'l Freight and Pass. Agent.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The Iudians are leaving the war path for comfortable winter quarters provided by the goverumept, as us- ual- The absurdIty of the nations Indian policy is wonderful.-New York Mail and Express.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

It was lady from the Emerald isle who said; Sure, an me son Pat has been lyin' fiat on his back wid the fever these four weeks, as silent as a moke, yellin' Water water IF all the time" e."-Ex,
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Here is an Arkansas editors vale dictory: "We don't know anything about the newspaper business, never di3, never will and never want to, and are glad to get out of it-with a whole hide"
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

A newly married lady was telling another how nicely her husband could write. ''Oh, you should just see some of his love letters" "Yes. I know" was athe freezing reply /; live got a bushel of lem in my trunk" Tableau.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Mr. Sturgeon says that the ereasons which good woman presented for objectipg to a certain preacher were striking ones. She said ill the first place he read his sermon; in the sec ond, he did not read 1t we'll; and in the third place, it was not worth reading.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

"No," sad tle el aFirg woman ''there isn't the Least likelihood that my busbard will ever discover our whereabouts. He's New York de- tective."
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The wedding of Miss Carrie D. Townsend to Frank Preston Ere mont, youngest son of General Ere mont, takes place ill New York next Monday.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

A man in Kingston, Ont, who feared that the body of his Wife would be stolen, erected a tent over her grave on the day of her burial six weeks ago and has slept there night ly ever since.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

oAGesSeS 1n nlaturer years. JCL as Loss o3 Memory, Lassitude, No turn Emissions, version to Society. LlIIEess of Vision, Noises in the Head: the vital fluid passing unObserved in the urine, and many other 1iseaSpS that iead to ins nlty and Death. Dr. MINTiE, who Is d re- ular physician srradu Ue of the University Pennsylvania .yjlI agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for '. case of this kiud the VITAL RESTOR- ATiVE under his spec l advice and treat Dient) will not cure, or for anything impure pr injurious found i'll 1t. Dr. Mlntie treats Ill priv .Ue disease, successfully without mercury COnsUltatlon free. Thorough examination and advice. including analyEa of UT ne. Five dollars Price 0f Vital Res tor tive three dollars a bottle or four times 4te .u. .ut-tv for ten dcll IS: sent to any aa dr. ss uuor, reca Tt of pr ce. or c. O D., @ ..rlr,. from ubserv ton and n private name f des rcd, by
 A E Mintie, M. D.,
 Ii Keqrnv St. San Francisco. Cal.
 SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE Will be seut tn anyone applying by letter, stating symptoms, sex and age Strict se- cresv in regard to all business transactions. DR MiNTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPHRETICUM.G cures all kinds of kidney and bladder complaints, g0norIhOea, gleet, Ieucorrhoea. For sale by all druggists at One dollar per bottle; six bottles for Five dollars.
 DIR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market. For sale by all druggists.
 1JanS3tf
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

This country produces 7,O00,000,0O0 pins annually. Consequently ayoung lady is as dangerous to approach as a porcupine, says a bashful bache- Tor.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

When the widow buries her first husband she becomes penslve, but after she gets the second she IS usu- ally expensive. -Yonkers Gag cite.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

A coruetist was stung on the hand by hornet while he was playing his his c0rnet in church last Sunday A deacon rose and thanked the hor- net.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25


 Who may be suffering from the effects of youthful fulheS or IndlsGretlUn will do well TO avail themselves of this. the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. Dr.. Spinney will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weakness or pri- v,te disease of any kind or character which ae undertakes nd fails to c1lre.
 NEsEsss.E, A(tE E. MEN.
 TT ere are niHliy ti.e ase If thirty to six. ty who are troubled witt t1 frequent eVac- u+tjoIls If the bl dder. often accompanied 5y a slight smarting or burning sensation md a weakening of iEe sy st em in a manner the patient cannot account for On exanin. inc the urin " dsp l. 4 rupy sediment vlli often he tund. sI.C son et;m mes small ? r-irp- If b Ime.. will pc r. or the CO., will be I 9 thin lllish hue, again -h n in tn rk nd torpid appearance. TJere re Gu " men wh,. dje of this dificul. " iCllOr Tt of tbe eanSe. which is the sec ond staee of seinin Il " allniss. Dr. s. will guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases, and healthy reStOra ticn of the genito-urin lry organs.
 Office IOurs-10 to and to s. Sundays from 10 to II 4. N. Consultation free. Tho. rrulh examination and advice. .$5.
 Call or address
 DIR. SPENEEY & CO. decltf No. II kearny St. S.n Francisco
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
LOOK HERE!
Lots for Four (4) Dollars

We will sell a limited number of building lots for four i4 dollars each, in Peace Dale, situated near the St. Paul. NJ. M. R. R. Grand Forks County, Dakota; which will be with its expected Manufacturing interests and it's productive Wheat country surroundings, one of the growing places ill the Great West.
 Interference to title and quality of land we refer to the present Auditor of Grand Forks County also Hon. Newton Porter and others if desired. For circulars, diagrams and fur ther information address J H .STOLL & Go
 Real Estate Brokers,
 No. s E. 10th St., New York
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The boy who bit a green apple re- marked, with wry face: "Twas ever thus in childhood-sour. ."--Somerville Journal.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

This from the Springfield Uuion is the best yet: ''Courtrey is going to row against time, Some morning we shall wake mp and find the clock sawed in two"
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

"Will there be war?" asks a tim i'd editor. The chances are that if be refuses to give his wife the price of new Fall bonnet, war is inevita- ble.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

50 called incurable diseases. Dr. Liebig's German InvlgoratOr Is positively guaranteed to cure nervous and physical debility, sem" inal weakness, lost manhood. spermatorrhea, loss of energy, ringing and dizziness in the head. melanchOlla, hopeless feelings, proSta. torrhea, and all the results of youthful im- prudence and exceSSes of mature years. The Doctor, regular college physician from Europe will agree to forfeit one thousand dollars for case the InvigOratOr will not cure under special treatment and advice.
 The reason so many can not get cured of weakness and the above diseases IS owing to a complication, called Prostatorrhea, which requires peculiar treatment.
 Dr. Liebig's InvigOratOr No. ? is the only positive cure for prOStatOTrhea. Price of either InvigoratOr, S2 per bottle: six for $1n. Sent to any address on receipt of price, or c. o. D. Responsible persons can pay when cured. Strictest Secrecy Maintained. Patients cured at home. Dr. liebig Dis' pensary has an Elegant Drug Store In it's builUnG.
 Too frequent evacuation of the Bladder and R. ,Iy sediment in urine are symptoms of Secondary Seminal Weakness and Pres- tat lrrhet. Complaints readily yield to the I;r. Lbeblg Ire ttment.
 Ordins sry Csses-A Any recent case of special Ur pr1vate diseases cured for $10. ReTne dses sufficient to cure will be promptly sent, with full dlreefiafrs sad sdyics RG receipt or S10 All paclages are securely covered from obs ervatIon-
 Invieorator Samples Free.
 To prove the wonderful power of the great
 erman Inv.g tor S2 bot le of either number W II be sent free If charge. Per sons ordering free bottle will only have bo D V express sce or dellveryJ
 Most powerful Electric Belts free to pa tients. Consult tion, examination and ad- vIce free nd plIvate Gall or write.
 DR. LIEBfG & CO, 400 Geary St.. Private Entrance. 405 Mason St. S. F. Cal.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The latest agony is for a young lady to have dog to match her dress We'd like to see a crushed strawberry dog-in fact, any kind of a crushed dog.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

n nOTTnot. life IS sweeping by, go and
 h, EjN dare before you die, something AS-- ~ 'oh-v and sublime leave behind ta conquer time" S66 a week in your own town. S5 outfit free. No risk Everything new. Cspital not required We will furnish vou evervthinc Manv are making fortunes. lrdie~ nl1ke as nU"h as men. and boys and oIrlS mike great pay. Reader, if you want business at which you can make great pay all the time. write for par iculars to HAL LEFT S t!c. Portland Maine 22Y1
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

The course Of true love is running smoother. The Ice cream season is over and postage reduced one third.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

6II70a week made at home by the indus MI 4 trious Best business now before the Apubllc. Capital not needed. We will start you. Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now is the time
 You can work in spare time, or give your whole time to the business. No ether busi- ness will pay you nearly as we'll. No onecan fail to make enormous pay. by engaging at once. Costly outfit and terms free. Money made fast. easily and honorably. Address TRUE S Co.,. Augusta, Maine. 22vl
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
Dissolution of Cor artnership

The firm of Walton & Grounds, heretofore doing business in the town of Mineral Park, A. T. has been dissolved by mutt al consent.
 MT. 4. Yer Mebr is authorized to collect all accounts due the late firm and settle up all it's outstanding business.
 HANSON s. WILTON.
 WM. F. GROUNDS. Referring to the above notice the undersigned beg to announce that they have entered into co-partner- ship, and hawng purchased the en- tire stock of merchandise formerly owned by WeIton & Grounds at Min eraf Park, have consolidated It with the business of Mir. G. ". Beecher at Kingman. The business of both stores will hereafter be continued under the firm name of Melton & Beecher.
 HANSON 5. WELToN.
 G. w. BEECHER. Mineral Park, A. T., Nov 1st 1883.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
THE EXPERT SPECIALIST,

II6 6A1 &dlI VI 6OEh LiVl
 DIR. ALLEN, AS IS WELL KNOWN. IS A regular graduated Physician. educated a. BowdOin College and University of NJ MiChigan. He has devoted lifetime to the study of the treatment and cure of diseases within hls speclalty.
 YOUNG MEN,
 And middle-sged men who are suffering from the effects of Yuut Lful indisclet .Ons or Excesses in nlatGrer years. Nervous ana Physical Debilty, Impotence, Lost M Mtn- hood, cu. fusion If idle IS, dull eyes, avecslJ to sOclety, despOnGency, plmpleS on tile f"ce. loss of energy and memory. frequency Uf ur.- Eating, etc. Remember. that by a CnnIbln ;- tiOn of remedies of great curative power the Doctor has soarr nSed his treatment thatl will not only afford immediate relief. but per nlaEent cure.
 HY KFOSPI TAT4 EXPERIENCE Havlng been surgeon III cIarge of two l5;idln, hospitals en bleS me t. Ire u all prIvalt troubles with excellent results. wish 1t dls- tincrly understood tn t 1 dd not c.alm tO per form impOssIbIlities, or to have miraculous or superna tural power. 1 clam only to De .. skillful and successful Physician and our- Ceou thorOuohlY inf ,rmed m my SpeclalSY -
 DISEASES OE MAN
 All applying to me will receive my hOnes opinion of their pmplaintS-N eX Perime t. ing. will guarantee a posirve cure IL ever case undertake, or forfeit Sl O. CnuSu tsl- ton in office or by letter FREE and strictly private. Charges reason ble. Call or address
 DR. ALLEN
 2616 Kearny street, San Francisco, Cal. Of fec hours g to daily, t. Sevenmg. 52f
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

James B. Steedman, wbo died the other day in Toledo, was one of the rough diamonds of the war. He was red-hot Democrat. He was the hero who, with shat tered army, in q broken country, where no one knew the way, marched hls command without orders toward the sound of the enemy's cannon and so helped save the day at Chickamauga.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

As the steamer Columbia was en terIng the barbor at Panama she was struck by lightning, but the iron fore mast acted as a conductor, and little damage was done, Portions of the iron of the ship became magnetized, 90 that alterations will have to be made. The compass will not point correctly, and a movement of the wheel will defect it. Ali of the mag nets on board were demoralized.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
THE GREAT ENGLISH RE NEEDY

IS A NEVER FAIL
 i 2 Cure for Nervoas
 Debility, Exhausted Vi talty. Sc minai
 Weakness, Spermator.
 rhOea, Lost Manhood, ImpOtency, P T osta- itorrhea, Para ] sis, land sll the terriblSef fleets of Self Abuse, youthful follies and
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
DIR. ALIENS

PRIVAEE DESPENSAEsY. 2615 kcarHy St. San Francisco. Cal. EsTABLIsHEDF FOB THE SCIENTIFIC AND SPEEDY
 CURE OF CHRONIC, NERvoI AND SPECIAL DISEASES.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
Dr. Liebig

O1s H4OO4E | lDjSPenSary, Cor. ! Geary and Mason StS. , San Francis.
 co, Cal.
 The College Institute for the cure of ali special complicated &
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25
Dr. SPINNEY. NO. Il KEABNY STREET.
YOTNG IEEN

Treats all Chronic snd Special Diseases.
Mohave County miner., 1883-11-25

Mineral Park, A. T., Nov. 1st 1883.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-04-11
Are You Going West?

If so, read the following and ponder it
well. The New York, Pennsylvania &
Ohio Railroad formerly Atlantic 81 Great
Western RailrOad) has not in the past IS
or 30 years allowed rival lines to carry
business at less rates than they make
themselves, or to furnish better accom-
mOdatiOns. 1t will be recOllected that
this road has a record for safety un-
equaled by any road of its length in the
country, having during its existence
killed but one passenger, and in that
case the accident was directly attributa-
bic to the passengers own carelessness.
II you are going to any point in Mis-
souri,, Kansas or Nebraska, or to any
point in the West or Northwest, see the
nearest ticket agent of the New York,
Pennsylvania q Ohio Railroad before
purchasing tickets elsewhere, and he
will furnish you with through rates for
passengers and freight and see that you
go forward In better shape than you can
by any other line in competition. If you
do not reside at or near a ticket office
where through tickets are on sale, write
to the ticket agent of the New York.
Pennsylvania 81 Ohio Railroad at the
nearest prominent station, OF to either
Of the following travelling agents: +. H..
Garfield, Travelling Agent, No. 1872 Main
street, Bradford. Pa; w. W. DunnaVant,
Travelling Agent, No. 131 Smithfield
street and 1886 Liberty street, Pittsburg,
Pa; G. 8. Shattuc, Travelling Agent,
Gallon, o..
j. NJ. FERRIS, A. K. CLARK,
Gen'l Mgr. Gen'l Pass'r Ag't.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-04-11

The Spring number Of Ehrichs' Fash
ion Quarterly more than fulfills the
promise Of its predecessors. Within tRe
compass of its one hundred and twenty
pages, it sets before its readers an epit-
ONE of the fashions of the coming sea
son in ladies' wearing apparel and IA
brics of every kind. Over sixty new de-
signs for ladies' and children's dresses
are illustrated and described, together
with large number of trimmed hats,
light spring wraps, and other articles.
A new feature of the Magazine is the
introduction of fashions in mems cloth
ing; large variety of stylish looking
and economical suits being illustrated
and described.
The literary features of the Magazine
also deserves their need of praise. Mar
garet Eytinge, Josephine Pollard, Eben
K. RexfOrd, and other writer's are repre-
sented by tales, sketches and poems. An
interesting article ON Household Deco
ration" is contributed by Mrs. X. v.
Battey of the New York Sun. Published
by Enrich Bros, Eighth avenue, New
York, at 80 cents year, or Is cents a
copy.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-04-11
TOO MUCH WATER.
Escape of Mr.. George Holm from
IlI.r,I.- n tllll...--a

On Monday morning as Mr.. George
Holm was driving his one horse buggy
on the Navarro road he arrived al the
bridge over. the West creek, near the
paper mills He drove the horse into
khsI Y sIe5eek =. + sor tAS pa EPoss q watering
across FOR a long time, but the recent
floods had washed hole about a dozen
feet Deep into which the horse and car
riage felll Being unable TO- swim he
lcaught hold Of a rope, stretched across
the water, and succeeded In reaching the
bank, thoroughly water soaked. He
went to an adjoining house and received
q change of dry clothing. Messrs. +.
Bachert and VIM. Dewalt, with the as
sistanee of span of horses, pulled out
the drowned horse and secured the rig,
which had not sustained any serious in
jury from its Involuntary bath. That
hole should be provided with a danger
signal 7r.