Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-07-12
FEMININE FANclEs.

it is dangerous to kiss any one who is
fasting. Moral-Always treat your girl
to ice-cream early in the evening.
"No, my daughter didn't do nothing
at the exhibition; she amt much of a.
scholar, you know; but everybody says
she was the best-dressed girl In her
| class. Boston Transcript.
How old does single woman become
before being considered an old maid 6
Clara. If homely and poor 81 years is
about the figure;if rich and handsome
173 years is the limit.-Phiia. Net0s.
| ADVICE to sweet girl graduates: BE.
fore reading your essay at commence
ment go through it carefully aud cross
out rs per cent. of the adjecriyes. You
can then pitch in and distinguish your
SELF
| PROFESSOR, to young lady student
I-Your mark is very low and you have,
only just passed. Young lady-Oh, l
am SO glad. Professor, surpfised-WhyF
Young lady-I DO SO love a tight
Gqueeze.
A YOUNG lady was caressioe pleity
spaniel and murmuring: 81 do love "a
nice dog!" " Ah!' sighed dandy,
standing near, Z" Il would we're dog"
Never mind, "retorted The young lady,
sharply, "you'll grow. Georgia Ma
.jor.
If the ordinary attire of a lady at a
| fashionable ball is called "full dress,'
we want to hide behlud the par;or door
| when she appears to scmi-dress. That
| is to say, we don't want +; exactly, but
| it would spare our bushes II we nli.--
TIE Drummer.
s: A woMAN's devilish deed is III,
head ing OF an article i'll an exchange.
We Ii, vent read if, hut we suspect hat
The ed. tors wife has been putting up Il
nov cIo, 'hes-line, and that the edlt,r nns
come no, ne late at night ard hung lin.
sell up On it by the chll.
YOUNGER SISTER" Miss Jones tod
us to-day in school that young ptopie
who read By1 on lose all their ires.nos,.
HIVE we COZ y IN the house, Mary
Mary {doubtful )-"Yes, Clara, why %
Clsra-sI watt to read some to rom be-
fore he goes back to college
A PIECE of her N md: " should like
to see Mrs. Smith," said Mis-. Brownloe:
"Pd give her pie.'e OF my mlrd
"Quite generous of yon, remarked her
friend; but perhaps sh would Lever
find any more use for it thu yo1 have,
Mrs. Brow1,ioe. .''-BoSton ,1t."'sscr17't.
IN choosing wife always sea ect one
that Will wash Whitehall Times, But
how are you to know until after 'ou
wringer. The suggestion smacks OF sa,
rony-Book-keepor Take dry goods
elerb, for has she not been III the clolaes'
lin e. Will she not know how to t,ts.
clos and never leave you I?
ONAT of the incidents of our rapidly in-
cressjp, civilization is the decline of
ladies' Sc wing circles. The explanation
appears IL be that the news papers 80
eagerly agp. opriato and SO exhaustively
discuss all ,tel. rs of scandal tnat q really
epterprising Yon. an can't afford tne time
to attend tie meeti. es.-. Brooklyn
Eagle
THIS touching httic incident iFH IRON
the Rochester (N. VI Post. One ESes
from its perHsal with mixed ieernes:
GA beautiful yotug girl WAS about t.
be married 10 a f,ashelor 70 years age,
but very rich. On sh- eve OF her mar
riage sbe learned tbat Lls wealth h;ea
been suddenly swept asny, leaving h,m
penniless old man. Did tho noh,e5
girl desert him liz his nib hou. of trou-.
Bile? She did indeed, and her parents,
helped her, too. y
Mrs L1vEKMoRE told an amusing
story at the cinb lunch of the daughter
of Stephen ana Abbey Kelley Foster.
When she was taught the Lords prayer
as little gnl, she Welt along swim
mingly will il until she .'ame to the
!" Amen" when, Instead OF lept a1ipg it,
she astonished everybody hy sayl ng "a
woman" On being demonstrated With,
she said, "Of course / shan't say
man. I'm little woman 9 rigi.ts girl,
and l must say a woman.'
A YOUNG lady, whose uame We w th-
hold, writes to say that 1t is very st.an, &c
that au animal may hear people speSk.a
language from the time it ls born, and
yet never understand word of it; while
a child, who is born entirely ignorant off
a single word of it's meaning, leal1s the,
whole language Of which that word is o.
member. We do not think it at all
strange, because n duckling who is
hatched out without any idea of aquat-
les can swim half mile Inc first time it
goes in the water, while some men.
born with the same ignorance. can new
er be taught to swim stroke.--Puck.
A WOMAN won the literary essay
prize at Vanderbilt University over 12l
rivals, and they were all males" Well,
what of it? II only shows that the spir-
it of gallantry still inhabiis the male bo-
som. If any of those 12l and more iel
lows should have stood up against ons
lone woman, and robbed her of the prize,
he would be enough sight meaner than
he ought to be. But, supposipg there
had been over 121 female rivals to one
male, what kind of chance would he
have had ? Do you think the women
would have given him any chance that
he didn't fight for and win by hard
work? No, sir, not by q large major
ity.