Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-31
SOL SHARP.

BJAK MARIER RIDE.
Ther is times when Teller is twixt 2 bad
horns. Let him twist sry way, an he ma
be killd deddern smelt. A ded smelt is
durn purity dei thing. Yer humbul IL jes
eouten sich. Bein enable tu work, an not
affordin tn pla, ct wuZ nessary that suthin
he did. An how wuL tn du et7 Wei, the
happy thort popt up, "Get ontu the Jury,
boa |" Jes the ticket; fur that is nyther
work nor pla. An my name WIZ drawd
the supener served, an wun mornin foun
myself in struk jury box. Et wuE ditch
case-tlie Wulfkrik ditch at Sedur Pint
called Wulfkrik, cnus someboddy thort he
saw a wulf wun mite when huutin keows
But when the Jedge tawkt beout eour goin
tn WI that air ditch, mi 20 miles AVA" ez
FIJI Sheridan SEE, SEE tn myself, "Thats
tuf, my lad" IAN my lip hung, an the smoles
NV satisfacshun turnI tu the soberness Nv
anxiety an alarm. Humsumever. wan Pat
Clar, paralitic, ez the Good Book hez ct,
wuz put OH. He cud jes walk, by tnkin
his time, an nu ef lie cul stan it l cud.
My lip riz agin, an the smoies nv joy cum
bac. So mex mornln we took passig in
the Blak Marier fur Sedur Pint. This
Blak Marier is big, hulkin wagein fur
haulin konvics frOm the jale tn the dapo
ex my durter Susan Jane calls i'll sa il
is depot, pernounsin il ez it is rit. Long
afore we reecht the Pint, my sholder
blades gronde in agerny an my smoles
whopt over ia the sobriety NV sorrer an
gloom. "a kingdum fur piller !" cud
hev cride an not haf tride. We seed an
heern funny things ez we rode long the
| streets. "Ther's the Blnk Marier with a
nu load p "Yes, nm n tuf krowd p "See
| them air poor, ole menW "Fact, an
think theirs no wusser site'n ole man
konvicted Nv crime" "Hole on, boys
ther's suthin strang-thars the Mariei
shure, but theirs Father Bement, the coun
ty surveyor, an Farmer Secor, an Frank
Masters and Johny Irish-he's the wuHl
kline NV a yankee, ii he be y patlander by
name-nn theirs Jim Pilliod An Don Pease
say Sheriff, who hev yu ther e No reply
We laft an scooled on, reechin the end Nv
eour road ngin fence, nj Sedur Pint
beout l pas 10. Fum ther we IL with
the Surveyor, under charge NV Dept. Sher
id, Jack Mallon, meanderd Wultkrick thru
brush, an over logs an in mud, mild oil
80, til we cum III nu dug skuse fur wei
| mozid tn a Frenchmsn's heus lettle wa
off. Havin sum extract NV lemon an git
tin sum sugar an wotter, maid me sun
lemonade, which ken take when the sign
is rite. Returnin, foun the boys at luncl
which tha TUX eouten ter pockets, mostl,
ez men sumtimes vote. Wun gin me th
yelk OF hard bilde eg, anutl,er a bit u
ri bred, anuther spek Nv bilde corn,
beef an anuther or 8 slises of peach with
out no cream, an ct the hull bilin nv en-
pour me iniu bricbnts ef l deddent-
theout no bad effect. spose the reade
thot WIZ a spunge, not iu fetch mi grub
an the boys wuz stingy not tu Civ me more
but that want it. Yu see 1 heddent G
nothin but milk an lime wotter fur week.
: an etin all / dun this noon wuz mirakl,
e eenaulost like, an no bad result. But NOR
Nv this in mi mex.
EoUR ADAMS ALL.
n Toledow is sum on that air, she is. Wev
+ got the limpid Maumee, which folks uze
tu sa wuz so thik with scum that turtle
: an snakes sund therselves on tn it; an
we've Swan CrIck, namde 30 caus a profan
e feller stubd his toe an swore IL swan
2 ontu its banks; an Mud Crick, tho til
!, susrs fez dreend it nj dri--the bottom WI
!, wuns clean mire an wud take 100 pol
! eouten site, an arteshun wells, an surfu
n wells which breed fevernnger, an street REL
Y ervolrs fur fire purposes, an wooden a
; brick rain ssterns an elevated tanks, a
las but not leas, by long shot. eour cher
ish. city VOTER wurks, in which we fec
: speshul pride eE we orter, fur tha cost II
a roun milyn Nv dollars paid fur IN sc
A yearlin. pur sent bons which hang tn eou
mex ez SinbAl the Salur wuE ch0kt by III
ole man nv the hills. -Four arteshrn vel
ia pirate blessins tu US eE viii sho at
r nuther time.
), BASE BAwL.
D The Toled0ws IL still alied Nv the hear
, an ez tina don't hev tn pla the Says mgii
thall likely kary oil the rag, tho the Peol
era has klimbed up purity las Nv late, an
eour chaps mus fas Them agin. The Pc
orers stan Sd. Sens rit you las the Tole
dows hez both beet an ben beet. Tha fui
, beet the Bay Sittiz; pitcher O'Day's skin
, bawls bein tn litenin fur um; an the Saw
millers Sf Says deowned eour chaps iwisls
Then the Bays got onlu an whaled tb
Toledows, but ailerwords eour boys Aoore,
) EN- 6 10 2. Sol regrets tu 81 that sum u
wv heu'ouo"o Bol coltHn an unbtIuuy ~
, he'd to be fnde. Friday, Saturday an IN
da We plade the SpringReldders- fairis
r klub-ur ruther undertnk tn, but III
E Springs kikt ontu the umpire's desishu
an thru up, Frida, which, kordin tu III
rules. gin tie gain Ia mS by 8 To O. Th
sekunt we wun by 1910 4. 1t wuz tar
nal weak wnn on luther side. Tu-da W
wun the Sd by a score ot 5 tn ga bette
plade gain. We stan Al, with 4 uhed Z
the Says diddent get huxt tn.da.
; BEoUT THE TRIsrATE.
Pearances pnrdict the bigges time ne
munth yit. M Improvements to III
gronns, nu dnins dnrin the fair. Amun
enl will be hurdle and 10 mile rase an
gains of base bawl beriwixt the Port Hu
ronS, the Misl,egan Chsmpyuns, and ecu
chaps. More an better stock.
PURsoSAL REMARKS.
Thanks fur the Editurs notis, ef yu d.
think Pm krakt. Sorrer yn thot tu sqlielcl
base bawl by sayin nolhIn--too much lik
th, ostrich hidin his he'd an lliinkin hissel
sale. ur like fhnttin yer ize an sayin iher'
no Niagara Fals. I'll Anser yer kritisisn
Nv my. spellin soon-Im blamde tende
ontu lhsi air pint.