The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-07-18
THE JOKERS' BUDGET.
WHAT WE FIND IN THE HUMOROUS
PAPERS.
nrvARr nr iikh pUoK.

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BEWARE OF DER Booh; ,.
80 soon effery year vol dcr ciGud ds
OF dust hat all plown der mhici ,lu
away, We pegin to opserve iehiin p ,n1
branclng der city apowd. ~ - uoi ,m'
undamed Cherman phiygoah I'm ,an I door.
and bucks peeh now aife'ly uoi u nSor
ways lurking. inslte, aer Guy ~ ~ =,
some peen balnted hit peer 1i" a"or On
Won hoof some are OF ke9s VI p,.t y" -
dop, ana some are Dictureu III oilni ~ "
poodiinl young ohcriIiaI 'i nnt Whit
hal apparently SeizGd uGr ii"t jeoaJ
morning 10 vent o"lu ci"' ~ il
sdylcs OF night ore"Scb' "s III ,oost
Won OF dem pictures der rem ''' i'"''
Is yaiding III dGf sdolc poiinu, oiro,Ior
"He Is as dahcheroi'S 10 " t Im dor
saw turing, pe,ezieSs ho1ia' D"i
same dime nc mas Won u dI, i i,uiandad
cent drafts Oh dcih Ii ii 'nD. ! anaoI,nfa
pistols wen all ue yiic S,ioot Io ,int hmr5
OH una MI i"1 oIano
you III you Ied nm h'olic' ,,,a,, :. o.
Der hr5e pI L'l ~ VI ~ o "T" oT.rv
a. -, q 80. ,Soot oil
sDrlnB Nllch n 1lur, Ualip boro
lHciS prohiiSc uoiii'I'' W.. ,, 80 I'm Ioad
COMES up uot puGh 1 uiiou w M -;
summer NOW, iai ~. I", 49, 81 . now
Dcl i oli uei o' ~. u Is Jara dan knock !,
bncK see una dry II aciii o 1I.a hno ,a,, ~
p"ru' i.,ioy Ino aa,, ill., dor God
morn, D'I aer iioLils peeii i I'M , ui rn1
DER DrVl'icl" VI o"n''Ia t onnrJnr
IN MS pI'lce comes il8nt "s"J " 1"mn
up, lem o,l'rHI W., Is ' ns9r VIZ vprE and oo
'i',t oOOi' t rJii'' w. a,a, pronob ybepe
~ 'V''J I'i"h" VI 'L'"b 70 H.,
ucr cIliSH'H ~ nio,o ,'io''o'iy. ii
Sday der Guy l'Sitc' uIii ~ nJ Ia", " h;rn
OWL una say " ucl Bll 'ion .n,l,hi,
10 hlrt ii'i' yer n-in i. A., " houso ,,nrJ:.
Gi lo'i p;I Ia,' "' iopo '' dnr hail md 500
Ilcrr, Ir',H''i u"hc ~, w D',' w." i,,oL
w" y "" VIZ "oi "'',' pi',I pr;l,,ot l,roa.
lliI pcci, cll"S"IR UNI , i'ubu' ",1 ''1
Ghuy rca''riiS, NP'1B inh ~ L"r " ","'
ilall'S vol ID lc'' vi nc Jun " l'' ''"'
ploSvr' L.. to,o,., malta
I'VE re"t sometimes ucr pnlciS h h'ail'
phd peeZhesS aPo"u cii"SinB uoi '"'A'
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ni 'i'''I','' va " VI w" -" ~,
missing niS iloiilo iioii i"S" Duc''
u"y' ...
oiiiI uc'' iii'' '"b"h' wv ii'i'o'
anu 80 uilo 80 r,
beware ocr p"'h' ~ 10 Pu "
your iho'T "i cloiiiy ,l'iyS' ul'u u ~,
snoulu SVniiow Wholo mo Yoi' IL W.
,I,'ri una MIC" yo"i pi"'''' away NV
SUM- -
, AN iSirfh7sioN' ~
an, h"vv an ' up puii ga
rlaihleu " moOo'i,; l'io ito 1t.n V
rrlhcc,oh oo'i,Po " .no n.''".", . pi'iiooo
Phy cllHS; WV, Jo"n5 5on.lo ii;l
can you 'cii ino "i''' al" i'iifio"o''o
~ ,,o.
W nin"ci' ,o
"in''' nv olio hno"oa Nv o,io Wv
'1'i me Wn"' IN i'P io,; 10. ga
1"lipou 'ho A0''o'' 'ooA'S up ""
"o wv , 'iio o',''n' :, NJ. ,,u,u GA, :,
hIlo"' SlN. W.. ni az u - an 'i''
lrc c,w ~ II u,ii. III " Soi, iioe'
io''nB gentleman n"i'' 'i'o Doo'oi
growing rGu III 'llo inco' you afc OK
c'lSed ior 'he u'y'
GOING HOME r.. ..,,
NO" ~ llo tililc wiicii 'nc 'ueu pusl
ness man, on HIS way nome III .he even
nB, hona!"''" Nv, H. J' oomS Don
a.IaI,o, ,io oar.a 81 lilo ,,;f" orJ ch;
1rom ~ hnmn Ue hntiors his woke,
a;e,hs JacInro. ho cannot ofrnrd II an
turning around iiicetS Two or .nie
h'",n "'o', Nv '' M u,,i'o
10 t"Ne S",nc,''i"B' ine Sol'I'iiiig
coStS 1eNt'iif-i';e ot,''S' u',oi ic bc'
i,, A. A.. -
,'o ii'''' pc'" '''''p.oo w u"I .no . 1',aN
pcllieS' '''' que "BlucH win nm .n''
W ."' , n't,o ,'o' s'o'' eA''"'"s''n'o'- =
'''"" "9""gs, ,,.n
"hiihn noNhi'
"a lo''i'''' I ~ WV 'o'''aS Nv Ino u res
wliich contained ah hPpllca'ioh ior III
services 10 perform lhc ih'iri'ee ccr'
moi,y III ,i'o s"iiic uine'
haruly KNOW What 10 90, lie II
marked 10 MS wiie' II can "ccomm'
nate both: Let me scc-Mr. a, h'
been married before, has ne not p
."Oh, yes, replied hIs wife, che los
bis first wife SIX months ago.
"And MIR. Is is II bachelor"
"Ycs.-
"That settles it, then. / shall MARI
Mr.. b. When man marrics the srcon
time he never pays the minister an
more than the law allows, but younl
n"1io u "l9 so,ne'in ,i, WY ,oJ hnn5
" ,,ii,, ,no s s%"al 'n"'' '"o''" lid ''''
H"''o'y' ''"'"' ---.-.-
r,.;,,'.:.'., i 49, 800. o,,o, A..
J,l LIS % ','I hs ''" mp np' ',.na1 a ~,
remarked to the lady of the rancho:
would you be kind enough to Civ,
me bite to eat, MADAME"
"Yes, indeed, | will, re"lied that ~
dividual, I'm not in the habit of feed
ing tramps, but when u man makes as