Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-09-27
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St. Louis paper has an article show
ing chow to cut your throat" That is
something which every st. Louis man
should know.-Boston Post.
bachelor 30 greatly admired the way
in which his housekeeper prepared his
coffee that he proposed to her and was
accepted. A man OF an enquiriug turn
OF mind has asoertstped that an Irish
servant now attends to the matter, and
the gentleman confines himself to tea
". Y. Commercial Advertiser.
81 remember" says Lord Eldon, "Mr.
Justice Gould trying Case at York, aud
when he had proceeded for about two
hours he observed Here are only IL
jurymen in the box; where is the
twelfth p Please you my lord,' said one
of the ] l., he il gone away about some
business, but he has LETT hts verdict with
me-"
A friend OF mind who dabblos a stocks
walked trto we'll KIN IN tan kiiS bon,
the other day, and Ga GATED considerable
excitement by remarking 81 got pretty
good thing last winter. 1t was "a then,
aud TO day it stands at 95" "Well, |
should say so ~ exclaimed the senior
| partner. "But want was it % SIT was
thermometer" replied my friend - Boston
Times.
A lean, hungry-looking chap applied
to the proprietor of Fulton street. res
tautant for position as waiter.
What business were you in 7" asked
the food seller. 81 was "a poet, sir {"
"a poet Well, l.. Here, John For
heavens sake take this poor devil into
the kitchen, and give him the frat square
meal he ever had !''-Nao York CONNER
cial 1dUerttSer.
al you will let M take your stick OF
candy I'll show you low can swallow il
and make it come out of my ear" The
candy was delivered. The young
mag ician deliberately ate IT.. Then for
the space of two minutes lie threw him
self into violent contortions. The candy
failing to appear, hs said to the ey-
pectant spectator, with su air OF great
disappointment, 81 believe I've forgotten
| the rest of it H. Vat.
"Yes," saidlhe tobaoeonist, 81 thought
at one time that should get stuck on
those oigsrs. | bought $4,000 of them
cheap, and led to sell them for five
cents apiece ut it WAS ITO use. One
day the l5.cei abel got into box oil
them by mistsi and | sold 100 OF them
IN less than 20 =. iu,es. tumbied &c
the racket and r the lsbel In the box
Have gone of liz OF cakes since then
aud these are all I've got left out OF the
$4,000 lot. "-Bosion Ifan,criDt
!. In the Sacred Chamber Most Su.
,, premely UT Grand Khedive-"The
= Entirely Supreme Navigator will proceed,
according TO the ritual of our Intensely
| az ftF1a ~ tx,fn L. Il.
Sublime Grand Usher that the eouclavt
ia assembled for the purpose OF initiating
novices in the dread mysteries of oul
work" Entirely Supreme Grand Navi
=. gator to the Intensely Sublime GRAND
i Usher in the ante-room-"Como on, Jim
With the kids. They ara ready for yor
r in there. boston Transcript.
81 brought my auut inter the city to
9 day to show Ter r0nnd, Z" said rustic tt
p Boston police officer, "and she's go
!, kinder tired waikiki, 80 | wsnter fine
o some place where she kin sit down an
o rest bit and have bite of sunthin' Il
r eat. Kin yer direct me to any place p
e "Certainly," responded She representa-
tive of BOston's aesthetic and literar,
k police force. "What you want is a res
/ your amt Go right into that eating
, | Saloon. '-io0merCtlte journal.
- certain member of Parliament, VIII
a owned extensive estates, was spending
!. a few days at the residence OF nobl
. family. There were several interesting
and accomplished young ladies in tn
:, family, to whom the honorable membe
e showed every attention, Just as he wa
:, about to take leave this nobleman's viii
= proceeded to consult him upon q matte
~ which, she declared, was causing her II
. . little distress. sit it is reported" sal,
$ the Countess, "thst you are to marry m,
daughter Lucy, and what shall we do
What shall We say about about 1t - go,
replied the considerate NJ. p with nuol
9 siroitues7, 'just say she refused me-"
: Although the questions in the House O
Z Commons eclipse in Number those in tn
u Upper House, we doubt whether anon
the former could be found one to excel Ii
J. quiet hnmor the following, which an
peafed in tho Lurds' minutes of yester
= day: "The Earl Fortescue-On goin
q into committee on the Agricultural hold
Z ings bill, 10 ask the government whethe
u they will consider tho practicability @
II introducing into the bill some provision
s for alleviating the great hardship nov
o suffered by the family OF the clergyman
q if he dies while occupying his giebe, q
many clergyman nave latterly fouu,
= themselves reluctantly compelled to do.
If -iaH uaH Ga-eHe.
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