The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-05-01
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and worn by the foot.-Bowling |
Green Progress.
--"Come, o gentle spring, ethereal
mildness, come = come, o gentle sub
scribers, and save us of the dun
Dixon Record. t
"Hcre, now" said mother to her
little boy, stake this good medicine.
It's sweet as sugar, "Mamma, love
little brother the boy replied; "give it
to him."-Arkansaw Traveller,
Whatever the revolutionists find to
do in Ireland they are doing with all
their dynamite. which seems, like
the widows mite, to be more than
them all.-Bowling Green Gazette.
The West is sometimes called the
land Of wonders, from the fact, we
suppose, that a good many who go
there wonder how in the dickens they
are going to get back home.-Glas-
gov Times.
When they told a Kentucky father
that his boy had been hung in the
mountains of Colorado, he comforted
himself with the reflection that his
son was mighty high-strung fellow,
anyway.-Glasgow Times.
The Kansas editors are booked for
an excursion in May. As they have
not yet decided where to go, we deem
it wise to announce that smallpox
continues to prevail to an alarming
extent thrapghont C9lorado.-lDens
yer Tribune.
We don't notice any change in
things since the days of Abraham,
Isaac and Jacob-one of the strongest
sheep firms in the country. Dogs
killed sheep and husbands kissed SER
want girls then just the same as now.
State Journal.
A Kentucky debating society is
wrestling with the conundrum:
Which is worse, for man to hook a
COW or have the COW hook the man
The answer is supposed to be slowed
away somewhere about where the bo-
vine twineth.-Bowling Green Ga
zette.
A young lady was recently asked
by her gallant what she considered
the height of impudence. Looking
archly at him she said; "Spark girl
for three solid hours and never offer
to kiss her." 1t is needless to add
that he is not SO impudent now
Wheeling Journal.
Rumor assertslha the Kentucky
mountain eagle, John d. White, has
been captured by a Massachusetts
lady, and will be led to the hymeneal
alter this month. The census state
ment that there are more females
than males in Massachusetts, is un-
doubleday correct-Glasgow Times.
"You naughty boy!" exclaimed
Mrs. DIR. Grasswell, turning to her
son. "You ought to be ashamed of
yourself, to kill flies in your book. l
was going to make a preacher out of
you, but if you don't quit destroying
everything, I'll make you study med
icine under your er."-Arkansaw
Traveller.
We don't want to be understood as
being a constitutional kicker, like
that ugly devil in the Louisville
Commercial, but we do wish our ex-
changes wouldn't wrap their papers
in their old love letters. One of these
economical wrappers slipped off in
our overcoat pocket the other day. 1t
was warm, and the overcoat was left
at home. That's all we have to say
just now.-Sunday Argus.
Two mountaineers who came down
on raft struck the head of Main
street yesterday, and took in Frank.
fort for the first time. One of them
came down the middle Of the street
and the other took the sidewalk. AT.
ter passing about half block the
man on the sidewalk called to his
companion: Say. Bill, what are you
walkin' in the middle of the road fur
Why don't you GENE and walk on the
hearth ?"-Yeoman.
The associated press telegraphed
over the country this week that an
immense meteor, covering an acre OF
ground, had fallen near Williams
ranch, Texas, sinking into the ground
one hundred feet, burying beneath il
the house of NJ. Garcia containing thu
proprietor, his wife and five children
The phenom enon becomes unpbe'
nomenal when it is known that Joe
Mulhattan, Kentucky's phenomenal
; liar, now resides in Texas.-May'
field Democrat.
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