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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-04-06
Wisconsin Items.

Wisconsin Items
The following are the Milwaukee grain
quotations: Wheat-No. 1, nominal; No. 2,
$1.074 01.071G; No. 3, S60S6Kc; No. A, 75@
751c. Corn-No. 2, 55(055Ac. Oats-No.
2, 416411c. Rye-No. 1, 60G060Ac. Bar
ley--No. Spring, nominal. y
In Milwaukee, few nights ago, a terri
BILE row took place at dance on the West
Side, in which thirteen policemen and be-
tween 90 and 800 boilermakers and their
friends participated. 1t appears, as near
as can be learned, that Roundsman Son.
men, of the police force of the West Side,
was in search of two men who had com
mitted highway robbery in the early
hours of the evening, and suspecting that
they might be at the Turner Hall, where the
boilermakers were holding a ball, he went
to that place. On arriving at the door he
was refused admittance. Showing his star
had no effect on the muscular workmen, and
when he insisted on being admitted, they
tossed him down stairs head first.
This performance was repeated twice,
when Sonnen summoned assist
ance. The patrol-wagon with a few of
the officers was promptly on hand. The
participants in the dance refused to admit
the officers, when a fierce hand-to-hand
combat ensued, the officers welding their
clubs and the boilermakers using beer
glasses and chairs. Many were the cracked
heads, and blood flowed freely.
George Scheller, of Newhall House in
cendiary notoriety, was brought into court
rather unexpectedly the other morning.
The only proceedings had in connection
with his case was an announcement by the
District Attorney that by mutual consent
the trial had been postponed to the April
term. The cause was accordingly entered
on the docket for April 10, and Scheller's
conductors escorted him back to the coun.
ty Jail. He looked well, and was neatly
attired.
A number of foot-pads are infesting Eau
Claire, waiting to rob unsuspecting wood.
men ON their return. One man was drugged
and robbed of all his winters wages a few
nights ago amounting to $135. A grocery
merchant, Hanson, was knocked down on
his way home, but the intention of the rob.
bers was frustrated by the appearance OF
Uu6 ponce.
An unknown man, apparently tramp,
was struck by a special train near Bay
View the other evening and instantly killed.
He was about forty-fve years old.
A man named Jerry Humphreys, en-
ployed by Mcdonald Brothers, of La Crosse,
was killed few afternoons ago while raft.
ing lumber by lumber falling on him.
The following interesting social item
from Sturgeon Bay is worth reading: ED.
ward Haynes, aged twenty years, wild.
over of only two weeks, was married in
this town few days ago to Mrs. Ander.
son, aged forty years, the widow of Charles
Anderson, who died in the marine hospital
in Chicago last fall. Mrs. Haynes, the
bride, has son who is nearly as old as his
step-father."
The amount of wheat in store in the Eau
Claire elevators is estimated at 10000 bush.
els. The buyers there are of the opinion
that there are thousands of bushels of wheat
IN that section locked up, to be marketed
when aberter feeling obtains.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-04-06
THE Statement of the limited States Treas.

THE potters have discovered that the re-
duction OF duty on crockery and earthen-
ware contemplated by the new Tariff law
may be eluded by liberal construction of
the provision for the appraisement of in
voices contained in the ninth section of the
act,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
Excavations at Rome.

The municipal Archaeological eomulis-
sion has struck rich mine, Of Egyptian
antiquities. Since The discovery Of the
obcfisk and the Andre-sphinx of basait
behind the apse Of Santa Maria sopra Min
ervs, a cynocephalus In black granite, the
lower portion Of = large three sided can
delabrnm Of Parian marble, and second
cynocephaius have been found, and there
are indications Of other objects. The
carteuch on the breast OF the Sphinx is
read by the Roman Rgyptologisss as that
at Aahmes IL, Of the twenty-sixth
dynasty. The partly oblitersted hiero7
glyphics on the base Of the nrst cyno-
cephalus dug out were conjectured to
mean the name Of Nakhthorheb, Of the
thirteenth dynasty and now the perfect
,cartouch of that Pharaoh 10 found In the
plinth Of the second cyncephalus. The
obelisk has been about half uncovered.
1t measures seventy seven centimetres
along each side Of the base, and Ii proba-
bly, companion Of that above the foun-
tain In the Piazza Of the Panthson, dis
covered In the same locality In 1865. II
bears the cartouch Of Remes H., Of the
nineteenth dynasty, the oppressor Of the
children of Israel, and dates, therefore
from the time Of Moses. baz lsEisisI-f
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
..oh! Of course you know.

'.oh. Of course you know. You
got It all. All you want Is pair Of
hinges and speckled sides to be q
checker-bex. II 1 ever want to beat
some good player In put . Rashtub
On your head and move you around
for a king. Where's my men?'' a
II think they slid off," said Mrs.
Spoopendyke. screwing herself around
to look under her chair, and thereby
losing the rest Of the checkers. ;
'.Satisfied? Are ye satisfied 2"
raved Mrs. Spoopendyke, kicking the
board under the table. SCOT what
I've wanted?' and he danced around
on the checkers. Cant even play q
game Of checkers without making q
dod-gasted fuss about it, can ye?
beat ye, anyway" And Mr.. Spoop-
endyke plunged into bed.
''Never mind" said Mrs. Spoop-
fendyke to herself, as she took down
her back hair, s'I got king and be
didn't quite wash me, as he calls it,
anyhow aaa e.. ..5.....-.s....a g.f.s..5
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26

Not long ago Hartford drummer
was warned of the crusty disposition
Of a retailer in one of the central New
York cities, and informed that while
he had better call upon him, the firm
would not be disappointed should he
fail to, transact any business. "I'n
sell him. said the Hartford boy, con-
fidently. Arriving at the city in
question, he paid his first call upon
the man he had been warned against.
He found him sitting upon high
stool before desk, poring over the
pages of a ledger. AS the drummer
entered he just turned his head, took
in the sample case, said: ''Humph,"
and went ON with his figures. After
a lapse of five minutes he said with
out looking up: ~ - -.-
sIf you're drummer don't want
to see you, so don't waste time here. "
"But I'm not a drummer" was the
reply. r......,~. .~r-s.f e..
"What in are you them" in
quired the retailer. s.--
81 am an ambassador Of COM
merce,' answered the salesman,
no&b;nrr do,sntad ..- -.--.. .tef=- ts
Ambassador what! well / cant
talk with you." lir.E -.*z 'a -5"i
"If you only knew it, there's
man in one Of the leading institutions
in Hartford that would give q hun
dred dollars to talk with me-" sia3
I 7fsNhat sort of q man is heT' E.z'l
'sHe's deaf and dumb si sis
At this response the retailer came
dovn from his high stool and befor'
The left the drummer had his name II
This book for handsome bill Of goods
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
Letting $500 Drop.

A solemn looking citizen appeared at
the police headquarters yesterday, and,
beckoning the chief into private room,
said: q. gs55Eizzt#z4 -3zS - +iE
aYou know that $500 robbery at my
house that l reported yesterday morn
iAgi" ...- ..r--..-r.s .s-E
2 Certainly, and have put two Of our
best men on the case, and"
/ sWelI, I-ahem-I have decided not TO
pursue the matter. You need not take
any further steps. In fact-'sss5aeb gsH
'sYou don't mean to say that you have
recovered the money! ,s...~.
/ aOh! no-not at all.
.sPouuda elew, ets'' '.~
swell, 1000, not axactly. The fact 1.
the money was taken out Of my truwsers
pockets at night, and-and this morning
my wife had sent home . new seaiskfr
saeqae."H - !,ss.8sl<E.sss3 5.il afs.s f-ss5.
aAh.n ..zlg ss1aa 8 saE So
Sand you see ! have about eoseandes
Ito let the matter drop-let the matte
Drop aud with deep sigh the bereavet
husband irifted out.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
4 Brief Essay on Man..A Creature Of
'zsss'i $50 Misfortune. -.'5t'

Man, born of woman, is Of few
days and no teeth. And, indeed, it
would be money in his pocket some-
times If he hads less Of either. As
for his days he wasteth one-third of
them, and as for his teeth, he has
coavulsionsiwhen he cuts them, and,
as the last ones cuts through, To-! the
dentist is twisting the first ones out,
and the last end of that mans jaw is
worse than the first, beng full Of
porcelain and roof-plate built to
hold blackberry seeds. 5aosh ap zs4s
) Stone-bruises line his pathway to
manhood, his father boxes his ears at
home, the big boys cuff in the play
ground, and the teacher whips him
in the school-room. He eriseth early
and stitch up late that he may fill his
barns and storehouses, and, 10! his
chiidren's lawyers divide the spoil
among themselves and say ''ha, ha!''
He growleth and is sore distressed
because it raineth, and he beatetll
upon his breast and sayeth, "My
crop is lost!" because it raineth not.
The late rains bGghted his wheat and
the frost biteth his peaches. If it be
SO that the sun shineth, even among
the nlneties, be sayeth, .'Woe is me,
for. 1 PERISH and if tine nerthwes'
wind sigheth down in forty below, hs
crieth, ''Would I were dead!" i
he wear sackcloth and blue jeans me1
say, sssHe is a tramp and if b,
goeth forth shaven and clad in purple
and fine linen, all the people cry
"Shoot the dude!" ,,~ t.- s..-.-
He carrieth insurance for twenty
five years, until he hath paid thric,
over for all his goods, and then b,
letteth his policy lapse one day, ani
that same, night fire destroyeth biz
store. He bulldeth him house il
Jersey, and his first born is devourel
by mosquitoes he pitcheth his tent
in New York, and tramps devour hil
substance. He moyeth to Kansas
and cyclone carryeth his HOUSE
away, over into Missouri, while. !.
prairie fire and ten million acres o.
grasshoppers fight for his crop
Verify, there is no rest for the sole o
his foot, and if he had it to do owe
again he would not be born at all
fol. '.the day of death is better tina,
the day of ones BIRTH rs..-. .-
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
From the Louisiana Press.

It is reported Of Mrs. Judge Elijah
Robinson, that when the cyclone of
Friday afternoon last struck Bowling
Green, she adjourned sans cerenoaie
to the cellar, where she remained
during the storm-except once and
awhile when the fury Of the elements
seemed to have spent itself, she
would venture to the door and Ssh
the judge, who was IN an upper
room, If it was safe to come up,. and
the judge would reply. "here comes
another" and back the lady would
go to the farthest nook, in the cellar'
prison II reports be true, Mrs
Robinson Eas not alone in her attach
Iments for he, cellar on that interest
ing occasion. If Is ssid that in a Ger
tain cellar IN Louisiana a regular wo
mans prayer-meeting Was held.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
For DyspepsiA
G o sfISe ne 8 8,


- FeX05S&S4 RnRBSAA ;euu al D1sessses
- ss------1 caused by De-
rangement of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
ssasRaa Breafh. Pain IN the Side. spnerime the
pain Is felt under the Shoude.hiade, mistaken for
fheum.t'sn general less Of apestise Bsreis
generally eosnye, sometimes alternating with lax;
the head n troubled with pain. is dull snd heavy,
with considerable loss Of memory, accompanied
With psisfa seazsfien ofieasing ngsndonesoueshins
and aashed hoe % sozaetimes Al sssendant. efrs
mistaken for consumption; the patient complains
q WEAKNESS and dehslay nervons, easily stsrsies:
Of The skia ssisss: spss,s ars iox and despooiens
and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene,
Sdal, ysf one can hardly summon u, 3ortiea3e %
TIN ast, distn.sts every remedy Several
have occurred when hat few Of them existed, yet
exaknhaation after death iaas shown the Lvefsto
have been extensively deranged.
It should he used by AN persons. old and
= young. whenever any of the above.
fls.tss 4. symptoms appear.
=. Persona Travelling or Living In Ur-
sily . Eeep sha Lves IN healthy sesion will ayesd
al Malaria, Bilious attacks, Di.riness, Nan
sss, Dro~sine.s, Depression ef Spirits, rsc@ h
VII invigorate like glass Of wine, but is no In
texicAang beverage. ~ E5a lizf1-Hst27-y-1
II You have eaten anything hard OF
digestion. or feel heavy after meals or sfeep-
less u night take dose and yea w,p be rs,issed.
Time ard Doctors' EiIis win be saved
BY always keeping the Regulator
4 1=i41ssg h the Houses 3fEa sst2'ss
, For, whstever the alment may be, thoroughly
] safs sPurxas1ve. Alternative and tonic can
.s Sess soE is as
i I@.IS = yskz q Jss5t FsEz sat %.ZJfs
IT Is PURELY VEGETABLE,
3 And has all the power and efficacy Of CalosneIos
Quinine without any Of the injurious after effects
= A Governors Testimony, 81
Simmons Liver Regulator has been IN uss in ny
famiiy for some time. and am satisfied !, Is =
valuable addition 70 the medical seence. ta;zfzss
a~4 Gill SHoRrEs, Governor OF Ala.
Hon. Alexahder H. stephens, of Ca,
says: Have derived some benefit from the use Of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and ~tsh 70 give II a
further trial.
2 .The only Thing that never tails to
: Reiieve."-l have used many remedies FOR ass-
pspsa, Liver Affection and Debility. but never
hare found anything to benefit me 70 fhe estent
Sinisnons Biver ReguIator has. I sent from Min
sca iaf Ss . e.
,!ariy affected to give q trial as i seems The oay
thing that never fsis 70 relieve!
LII p. NJ. .IANNKy. Minneapolis. Minn
DIR. T. ". Mason says; From actual e.-
peneace IN the ise Of Simmons liecr Reraistdr IN
my practice have been and am satisfied to use
and prescribe i a< purgati~e insxie,ne = llt2s.
=. - Take enly de eenuins. ~Asci, ai~zys
has on the Wrapper the red Trade.Mark
and signature Of j.. N. ZEILiN a co.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. i
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26

i Go TO- J. r. LleEeilyn's for s'our
Electric Wonder." Read the adyer-
tisement. It win do Just what Is
claimed. 52u
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26

{ Lovers hi Novs Scotia are in .
peck Of trouble. They cannot get
married because there Is no one in in
the provinces authorized to issue mar
riage lices,ses. .1'7Ho
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
Don't YOU forget n fiist's M. =,
naf Meaiher I,iraefIans

: There Is probably nothingbcttef cal
culaAed to stir up q mans erii pas
sions and make red-haEied MUIR
adefer Of him than, after having been
yanked by. the Jaw all sbout the dem
lists inquisitsoa chamber, Co have &
that cold d-blooded villain speak OF j
your tooth as having been removed. %
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26
The debt Of the State January /,

1865, was S24, ,734, 900. This includ-
ed the debt of the Hannibal & st.
Joseph R. B., as well as all other
railroad debts against which. assets
were held that reduced the debt S5,-
400 ,W0 without taxation The debt
on January l. Of this year was $751;
I979, 600. Since nat time it has been
reduced by several hundred thousand
dollars, and is, therefore, now close
Ito si3, ,0oe, 900. ~ -
Mexico weekly ledger., 1883-07-26

lut HSHt iaiiHs Oh uiC tuAOu6h o
stained window, and suddenly recog-.
nized the truth. :E=i.E1ish lH&5 3ah
The romance that had not come to
me with my engagement to my cousin
had come with my acquaintance with
Giovanni. l loved my cousin; but I
was in love with the sculptor, and he
with me. -t. IS q - --i.as5.'s. $50. a. ~.
Oh, the bitter shame l felt! The
deep contrition! 1 could only say to
myself, II could not help it;"a and
then Cry, 4a''weak, wicked creature,
how dare you say that?'' And then
l knelt down and prayed for help.
and it seemed to me that I might pray
better in the dim old cathedral so near
us, and, dressing myself hastily, I
glided out the door, telling no one
where I was going. There were a few
in the church at that early hour; but,
even as 1 caressed my o~n grief /
noticed another, more sad than l. A
young English-looking girl-a very
violet of 4 creature dressed in
mourning. and with tear-stained
face. She knelt before certain
shrine, hiding her face with her hands,
and then started up. There was q
strange look in her. eyes I felt that
I read its meaning. She intended to
destroy herself ae1{ 90 ysaa xss.3 70 r.
essThe victim Of some wicked de-
ceiyer,' . ! thought to myself ssBu,
she shall not-she shah not-I viii
!. follow her and save her, and when,
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CHEPETA, the widow OF CIirf Olray.
WHOSE hne1tations while on I'll Color.
ado reservation ovrr her loss excited th
pity OF the W, stand who. With her tribe,
Nas sent by the GoYsrum ut out to Umh.
has broken her vows ANA marIi=d again.
II second choice il Ute nsm- d Too
muchhgut. who has sAls been pene :
loving an4 friendly Ia the whites. II
has been iIugal, ami OF sheep aud ponies
lie has more than my other hall, d. zen
of ms fellows. Chepeta is probably 45
bnt lpoks mash Younger, aud rAn vault
Iony with ns mech skill and gr zoe as
in the days Of her youth. She has cast
n the dress of civil z ,tion for tie urdiu-
sTy garb OF b-r tribe. .sied ni the hue
silk dress wLiih sue Sure on her v.siI'il
Washington, sht il nos co"trnt vi IA
hnckskim l'Sg ugs. n waiste mt OF nsh
material. aud blank I on wLicl u s, '
WoYeu ia large listers.
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A Perfect Remedy in 90 Diseases.

AsHFIELD, MAHs.
am vGrging On eighty year,, and deem
it my duty 10 suffering humanity tnOy
that my Lng lie is due To BR .KnRErH's
TILLs which have been my snle n,edieina
for half eenture. | know the Last f1rty.
th'ee years Of my life is owing solely to
their use. Your FILLS saved me MANY
lim"s afer the bcst mei'cal skill in sever
al States had given ma mp MS hopeless.
have had many converts 10 pnrgation with
BRANDEErHs Pulls, aud have seen them
lS'rl,'rm Hlmnst miracles "f euro. For
children. few dnsas have earssi naallss.
saiflet isyer, aud ~ho"ling eIugh. In
all irna's troubles aud wYskness I have
never knnwn them TO fail. In ainh msles
have gnnSn Them /" cuIe the woTa eaSs6
Of dyspspsa, rheumatism. kidney diseases,
dysenirry and diunh@s sYeh dropsy.
paralysis. and Rlnp'exy have yielded 10 9
persistent course "f RRASRRErH's PILLs. In
luol have iound Them The true Life KlixF.
They act as e'uiinaal prsvsaiivss asainat
the ehoels oi time, disrsse, aud labor
JOHN II. MANN.
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VOL. XII, No %.
Railroad Guide.
Philadelphia & Reading R. R.
Arrangement Of Passenger Trains.


NOVEMBER, 18th. 1889.
Trains leave Allentown as follows:
(Via PERKIuMEN RAtLRoAD.l
For Phil idclphla at $50, e4i, li.4o a. m,
and 1910 Up. IN.
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia at s5.oon. m. and IS 5p.m.
(via EAST PENN BRANcn.)
For Reading and Harrisburg 90, $40 =.
m. ~ is. l.3 aud 9.05 p. m.
Fer Lancaster aud Columbia, eco, $50 a.
m, aRd 43Jp M.
SUNDAYS.
For Harrisburg, and waypoints, e.o5 p. IN.
Trains for Allentown leave as follows:
(Via PERKIoMEN RNLuoAD)
Leave Philadelphia, 7.4O u. IN. and 100,
"l.a5, anu 6.l5 p. m.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Philadelphia. SO a. m, 3.15, and
- 20 y. m.
(Via EAST PgNN. BRANCHO
Leave Reading, 7.3O, loI5 a. M, 200, 3,b5,
ard Is y. m.
Leave harrisburg, 52', 7.5O, $50 a. m, l.I5
and 4.n y. m.
Leave Lancaster, 1880 a. m, l.oj AMI 1910
p M
Leave Cnlumhia,7 80 a. m. i 10 and 3 4U p. IN.
trrUm King Street Depot.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Reading, I 80 a. IN.
Leavd Har iShurg. 6 20 a. m.
Trai"s via 'PerkiOmrn Railroad" marked
thus ~ run TO and from Depot. Ninth and
Green strre's, philadelphia, other trains 10
nn'i from BrOal street liepOt
The E5I U and 6.45 =. m. trains from Allen
town, and .he FL IS and h.l5 y. III. train from
Philadelphia, VIA Perkion on Railroad, have
through ears to aud from Philadelphia.
J. L. WOUTTEN,
General Manager.
e. G. IL ANrOrK.
Gen'l pa.s'r & Ticket Agent.
November 9th
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THE soAPED SWIMMER.

A little boy went out to swim,
Aud to"k cake oI soap with him,
Aud slimcd each supple little limb.
And when he went on the bank arove
One long, last downward look he goYc,
And then iuto the water dove.
And trying to regain the top.
In vain, alas, he tried t. flop
lie went so fast he cuuldn't stoIl
HIS limbs were soappd from heel TO hip
lie couldn't get halfway grip
For every time he tried he'd slip
The water no resistance gave,
Aud So. beneath the mnrky wave,
lie fouHd vet, untimely grave.
With thrilling, laundering. humping thud
lie struck the misty, mcisty mud
Aud turtles fattencd on his Lload.
We dedicate this little hymn
To little boys Of supple limb
Who soap themselves before they swim.
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AYERS PILLS.

A large proportion of the diseases which
cause human suffering result from derange.
ment of the stomach, bowels, and liver.
AYERS CATIARrIC PILLS act directly upon
these organs, and are especially designed to
cure the diseases caused by their deraIge-
ment including Constipation, Indlges-
tiOn, Dyspepsia, Headache, Dysentery,
AMI n host of other ailments, Tor all Of
which they are n safe, sure, prompt, and
pleasant remedy. The extensive use Of these
PILLS by eminent physicians in regular prac-
tee, shows Enthusiastically the estimation IN
Which they are held by the medical profcs-
sion.
These PILLS are compounded of vegetable
substances only, and are absolutely free from
ca!omcl or ANY other injurious ingredient
A Sufferer from Headache writes:
"AYER'S PILLS are invaluable to me, and
are my constant companion. / have been
n severe sufferer from Headache, and your
PILLS are the only thing ! could look 10
for relief. One dose will quickly move my
bowels and free my head from pain. They
are tho most effective and the easiest lhysic
have ever found. 1t is II pleasure to me 10
epeak in their praise, and l always do 30
when occasion offers.
W. l.. PAGE, of W. l.. Page & Bro"
Franklin ST., Richmond, VA, June 8, 1se2.
u nave used AYERS PILLS in number
less instances as recommended by you, and
have never known them 10 fail TO accomplish
the desired result. We constantly keep them
OH hand mt our home, and prize them as a
pleasant, safe, and reliable family medicine.
FOR DYSPEPSIA they are invaluable.
j. Il. HAYES"
Mexia, Texas, June II, 1882.
The REV. FRANCIS b. HARLowE, writing
from <lHdiht, Gd.. says: " For some years
past | have been subject to con. tipntion,
from which, in spite of the use Of medi-
cincs of various kinds, suffered increasing
Inconvenience, until, some months ago /
began taking AYERS Pills. They have
entirely corrected the costre habit, and
have vastly improved my general health"
AYERS CATrIARrIC PILLS correct irregu-
larities of the bowels, stimulate the appe-
titc and digestion, and by their prompt and
thorough action give tone and vigor to the
whole physical economy.
PREPARED by
Or. layer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
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Time is the must precious Of all
possessions, but least thought OF.
Cherish no unkind nor revengeful
feelings towards thy neiRhbor.
A soul'stirring article: A peg inside
the boot.
The most disastrous food after all:
The food of years.
When angry, count ten before you
speak, if very angry, one hundred.
A LASTING peace: A piece of lasting.
A diili,nlt point to grasp--ihe end
of ln cells tail.
The absent are nGver without fault.
nor the present without excuses.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-06-02

Just soon as they get locomotives
which consume their own smoke you
won't pe able to hire u railroad passenger
to raise window. t
"A novelty in delirium iremens Is re.
ported from California. a citizen having
seen rattlesuake with legs.
"A crying haby in n crowded church
is one Of Sa'an's schemes for DESTROYING
the effect Of an excsIl-nt sermon.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-06-02

"A Scotch person said. somewhat
'arcaslically. of "a hard d-inker, that be
put An enemy in his mouth to steal his
brains but that the enemy. after thor
ough aud protracted search retur,,d
without anything.
The t"uchstone by which men try IN
Is most often their own vanity. a,
The young man who event of like
a shot probably found too much powder
ON his girls cheek.