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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

Lawn Tennis, boating, fishing, hunting,
riding, all such outdoor exercises, i'm art a
healthlul glow to the CHI eks and baoyancy
to the spirits. All invalids suffering from
dyspepsia, kidney or liver troubles, bilious
ness, &c, can by using few bottles of Misai-
ler's Herb Btter5, costing only 81 a bottle,
participate in all these hra'th-g giving recrea-
tons Try it. The experiment is cheap, and
The result certain.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

He was pretty close man, without doubt.
At breakfast he cut an egg in two aud gave
the new hired man one-half of It. The help
ate it and held out his plate for more.
what p gasped the host, "want hull egg %
"Of course ! do" said the man. The boss
stared blankiy at him a moment, and then
pushing the half-egg across the table snap
pishly cried: Take it, eat it, and kill your
selfw The man ate it, and is stiIl alive
Bdiieu'S BltdQet
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10
Henry Vincent. the English lee

Henry Vincent, the English lee
t,irer, related to an American that he
was driving with John Bright when the
newE of Abraham Lincoln's death was
told them by man who stopped their
carriage by The waysid, for that
purpose. Neither of the two English
men spoke word in response.
They drove on in utter silence, and by
and-by when each looked up at the
others face the eyes Of both we're full Of
tears
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

Boast not of tomorrow. "rll see
you in The morning." said Mayor Good
, win. of Oxford, N. c., to q visitor
Monday, and while speaking, fell head.
hong 10 the floor, dead Of heart disease.
Detroit Post
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10
Personal !

The voLTAIc BELT Co, Marshall, Mich, will
send Or. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old) who are af-
ficted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration ofhealth and manly vigor
Address as above. N. B-No risk ia incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

GENTLEM who witnessed the quail eat
ing performance at GIbe Cases sly that the
wager was won by the aid of Gastrine, the
only liquid which was drunk with the repast.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

STRNGHTEN your old boots and shoes with
Lyons Patent Heel Stitfeners, and wear them
again. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

For weak lungs, spittingof blood, shortness
Of breath, consumption, night sWe ats and all
lingering cou his, DR.. Picrcc's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery is sovereign remedy. Superior
to cod liver oil. By druggists.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

YOUNG man whose girls name was Susan
said that when he left this world he wanted to
DO SO by Suey's side
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A SLIGHT COLD, II neglected, often attacks
the lungs. /" Brop7e's bronchial Troehes" give
cure and immediate relief. Sold only in bores.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

: A CooPER-sHoP must be sorrowful place
You always find the barrels in tiers.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

ONE way to give n man "a chance to rise
the world n-knock him down
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

WASN'T the boss little full last nghtW
asked customer of the barber who was shaw
Ing him. Full. Well should smile. Why,
BE was SO drunk that he tried to find out
where he lived by looking in the dictionary"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

Why don't you use st. Patrck's Salvel Try
1t. Use 1t. Csc at all druggists.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

REopING's Russia Salve is the most wonder
full healing medium in the world Try it.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

PATENT medicines are now made that will
cure everything except hams, Philadelphia
Chronicle.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

IT is very small otato, either in the veg
etable or animal world, that is most likely to
be mashed.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

No MATTER what may be said of American
manners, their customs were good for 1920,
000, 0J0 last year.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

CHRoLITHIoN Collars and Guns Tor gen.
tlemen are easily washed and do not require
ironi e.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

TIE Popular Science Monthly asks: "What
are crowsl" The science Of love says the
third party is large crowd. -Ne0 Ha0ea Reg
lister.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Has cured many people Of coughs. Pike
toothache drops cure in one minute.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A YOUNG ladies' seminary blew up the 9th :
er day down st. 1t is supposed that a
spark got into the powder-goom.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A TELEGRAPH wire is like mustache. It
Is Of no use when it lie down.-N q PicaHu1se.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A MAN told his tailor that he wouldn't pay
for that last epilepsy 1t WIS discovered
that the mau meant bad fit"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

"WHo is the most finished orators" asks
correspondent. Well, Demosthenes has
been finished about as long as any of them.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

THEma who was hanged at the yard-arm
lad his obituary under the head OF "ship
Dcoseb
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

The man who was "largely nstrume ntal'
was probably of a mcdaniel turn of mind.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10
A Few Outdoor sports.

The tooJhess man ought to be asweet talk
err for all his words must of necessity be gum
drops.-AHdntd Constitution.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

THE latess thing in homesHusband "
I. LQul1tak
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

Cancers and Other Tumors
are treated with unusual success by Worlds
Dspensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N
Y. Send stamp for pamphlet
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A lass always desires good
looking glass.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A BOARD full OF nails is the worst we ever
saw.-N Y. Ne,os.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

THE best fire escape is when your wife
gets up in the morning and makes it Boston
Post
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

THE pecan worm is ''the hole thing in :
NUTSHELL
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

No RESPECTABLE tailor ever pants for fame ;
it's something he never in vests in.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

The woman who is interviewed by a sew
Ing machine salesman suffers more or less
from sewer-g as.-BoStoR Commercial Bulletin.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

IP afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell it. 25c.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

A SWELL" banQuet-dried apples and wa
ter.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

CASH Misunderstanding rich widow.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

DELILAH B. MoMmLAS, Arlin ston, Ga.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

sIAIO Wholesale and retail. Send for price list.
ShA1I1 T.. BURNHAM, Al State Street Chicago.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-03-10

AGCMTC Make money selling our Family Med.
QU7F i n fcnes. No capital required. Stand
V06V ~ ard Cure Co.. 1917 Pearl St. n
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

$500. w..,:n~ - nc L'cro
:so ~ v s"..r' Nh ~
III 1870 n :. y.
I. ! 9pPea.s .~.eo =. .t i
1870. I'm. 90 aae:' ~ !" !" 80
~ I.
cionei nhio'enpy Wni'ams' 81
Na.hHiiis' owed ABOUT S3ov;oVv ~ ne
eng "a 'ne "a,' ihougn 'nen nearly
seventy ye3Is 4'u, ~ vent ~ "9Ik' ~
peipre n's usa'n, which oceuFrea recent
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

When rain falls. IL she gets the
bigger half OF the umbrella. they are
lovers; II ne takes the bigger half. they
are married
Almost q bad disaster is q head
ing in an exchange. We are now en-
Jagged in 4 wild search for q good dis
aster.--N CITY Biirrsrd-
Plug hats cause badness. But il Is
worth something TO be q gentleman
which you cannot convince a man in .
plug that he is not--LorsN ciisen.
-..Ah. excuse me- exclaimed an
Arkansaw raan as he knocked dpwn q
stranger In the street. II thought that
you were . friend Of mine. My eye.
sight is failing me. 50 that / il have to
wear glasses. '-dykansar Trdrtfer.
1t was but A simple pin. Puck saws.
on a chair, and the little boy did grin
like q bear when the teacher took .
seat, and in name very fleet Few q
half q hundred feet in the air. This the
teacher doth annoy. and he chants. and
no pardon 10 the boy quick he grants.
But he grabs the indiscrect little boy and
him doth beat till he rather spoils the
seat Of bis pants"
When he had called the meeting to
order. Brother Gardner arose and said:
.Gen'len, II il wasn't for de wheels on
. wagon the wagon wouldn't move.
When De wheels il on. den WHAT"
..Grcase!' solemnly exclaimed an old
man. "Kerrect!'' whispered the Pres
idcnt, softly rubbing his hands togeih-
er. I'VE hez de wagon an de wheels.
We will now pass dc hat \. onn' for de
grease ."-Dcfroit Free Press.
- white man not long since sued .
black man in one Of our courts, and
while the trial was before the Judge
the litigants came to An amicable set
tlement and 10 the counsel stated %
the court "A verbal settlement will
not answer" replied the Judge; s'it
must be In writing. "Here is the agree
menf in black and whitc.n responded
me counsel. pointing TO the rcconciled
parties, pray what does your honor
want more than :his?'-Chicago Times
The man who offers 70 pay his land
lady fifty cents . week extra II she will
See that . butter ,,late 4 always before
him nc dinner. may be said % have I'M
dertakcn % make an ~extradition treaty.
We own up 70 the badness II that pun,
but il isn't 80 bad Is one q friend Of ours
made when ne said the clothes worn b.,
the University students. and which seem
intended 70 advertise their wcarcrs q
collcgians. have . 1--WE cent, that d,
"Harvard I'm" look.-B0ston Post.
wish I was the trapper and was
A. 4A - -4.L- - ~ L.~AAI
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12


/ know what mothers are doing tonight,
Loving mothers III over the land:
I can - the children. IN spotlc>s white.
Hound many = happy ntcsIde stand.
Each from ~ bath. Ike q fower from rain.
FACTORING about with little hare feet.
And trailing night-dresscs free from stain
know what mothers are doing tonight
Putting away a q or q fnoi;
Hearing some dear little echoIar rccitc.
1.ayins onf READY We jackots snd mn.
Seeing that shoes and stockings are right,
Gloves. and collars. ana COIL wraps.
That's what mothers are doing tonight.
Patiently mcndlrg some little torn dress,
SIRhInk 70 think no better y there.
Putting down needle and thrcnd 20 carcss
Praying herself. A. she bnsiIy rowa.
Now a button. n now q tear:
It's on Saturday night q mother knows
Tho sweetest side Of q mothers care.
on SATURDAY night. when the children sleep.
And father sits by the fire AZ rest.
The angels give her q thought % keep,
"a Ap ,ds NE iss INV ses y = ,SsIr satsr ,c Ss1 = 'lest-
Telling Of M they have said and done.
And bicsscs his children one BY one.
And me years win pass, and the children
Men and women. and wander away;
but deep ~ their hearts they win keep.
Z for their c~hildhood's holiday
1hat day when they WANDERED far and wide.
That eye when they said in tho waning
Their .nday-sehool tasks a. their mothers
on her KS was sweet, and sheir hearts
when they went q bed on q saturday night
Lille n. Barr. ~ N. ". Ledger.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

"A new book Is called How 10 Keep
D Store Il Is q work OF several hun
dred RACES. and life u too short 70 read
II. The hest way 70 keep 4 store u to
advertise iudiciouslv, and thus prevent
Il falling into the hands u the Sheriff.
N0rrisl0rn Herald
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-01-12

Mime. Nilsson was told &C Omaha
that the 1000 Scandinavians in that VI
cinity would like 70 give her . rcccp-
ton. "You astonish me- she replied.
''Oh. my poor country! Ten thousand
of lis people in New York and 1000
here! What will become Of it?"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-06-17
MoUNDSvIllE NEWS.

A gentleman. something Of an archaolo-
gist and who has pretty thoroughly ex-
plored this neighborhood in search OF anti
duitics informs us that on enc of the hills
northeast of this place are still evidences
of what was once a rather formidable stone
fort, which history has given Us no account
Of Around the brow Of the hill can be
traced where once stood the walls formed
out Of the blue limestone rock from the
valley below and surrounding hillsides.
Numerous flint aYrow-heads and stone
tomahawks have been found near by.
What might 6e taken for an underground
passage, construeted of stone, 10 traceable,
leading from the foot Of the hill 70 the sum.
NIT. Oh for some cue to enravel the mys.
terry that enyelops the history OF that race
of beings known as the Mound Buildefs.'
A row and runpus occurred near the 81.
Cloud Hotel on Thursday afternoon, be-
tween some Of the employees OF the d x
r. z. and the Higgins brothers Marshall
Brannon made his appearance in time 10
prevent blood shed, and arrested three
section bosses named Cenners. Myers, and
Funk. They were placed in the cooler"
and released peIt morning after being as
sessed nominsl fines.
Corporal jim SiiIwell. the Jolly curb
stone broker of B. street, has his grip sack
packed ready for . tramp westward, q
soon as the weather permits.
Sheriff Hicks, Capt J. E. Israel, and
others, awakened the solitude of the sur
rounding hills Tuesday night by . regula,
oId-fsshioned fox hunt. Il tell you" an
old 40 remarked. "the air Was melodioua
with the rspturous music OF bsyins
hounds"
VIM. Morris. one of the old "landmayks'
OF the county, died at his residence neal
Limestone on the 7th Of June. in the 9iti
year Of bis age.
Quite q number Of chsncery and ciyi
csses have been disposed Of in the Cir
cult corrt, nov in session. A decree va
entered d:Yoreiag Mary O. barley hon
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-06-17
GAINESVILLE NEWS.

ZANESvILLE O.. June 16.-The trial of
James Thomas, for killing Charles Oxford
on the 2Sth OF March last, has been in pro-
gress since Wednesday in the Common
Pleas Conrt. The arguments are now be-
ing heard: The case has excited good
deal of interest Thomas killed Oxford
with faucet during drunken quarrel.
A young son OF Mr.. Samuel Thompson, a
farmer in Washington township. five miles
east of the city, was kicked on the head by
q horse while blowing. Thursday afternoon,
and his skull fractured. He was found
lying unconscious in the Geld and taken to
the house. He is dangerously injured, but
has a chance Of recovery this morning.
When the verdict in the Star Route cases
was announced in this city, Col. A. E.
Boone, one Of the defendants, who was in
the city, was told of it. He said he expect
ed verdict Of not guilty. and said he was
proud 10 be q Star Reuter-. He afterward
added that with this, source of anxiety of
his mind, he could apply himself more dill.
igently to the H., NJ & r. r. Il. The fruits
OF this is already, saen, rs canyassers are
the railroad has been Incorporated.
A touching incident took place in court
this week. John W. McLaren, q Dresden
farmer, was tried and found guilty of mali
ciously killing q neighbor's horse, valued
at S3S-a penitentisry offence. Thursday
his mother, an old lady over 80 years OF
age, went to Prosecutor Powers and said
she killed the horse. She did this to shield
her son, who it is thought will be let OF
easy.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-06-17

here. He will theu 20 back end take his
family With him and locate there psrma-
nent.y. He has bought fine residence IN
The funeral Of Mrs. Jones took place at
thu PYesbyterisn Church yesterday morn
ing at nsne A. n, conducted BY Rev, Mo
Clare, of Wheeling, and Rev; Bsa!l. Of this
city. She wes buried at Rock Hill Gene
terry. The remains were brought here from.
Delaware, Ohio, where she resided with
one of her sons. She was So years old at
The time of her death.
Some of the young ladies and gentle men
of The city were having royal times With 4
call boat this week.
: CGhas siemmons, society young man
from cadiz, Chio5 spent yesterday in the
city. - /.
4 where he will attend the commence.
ment exercises at the Ohio State University
and take in the Democratic Convention.
J. w. Fowler, of Mt. Pleasant, D., was In
town yesterday.
"A select picnic went out to Ridgeway's
Grove on Friday afternoon. taking with
them baskets full Of refreshments. A
crowd on q similar GRAND was down from
st. Clairslyille, composed OF about ten
couples of st. Clairsville's best young peo.
pie. The two parties joined their forces
and had one OF the pleassntest days ever
spent in this celebrated grove.
Mr. Beatty,a druggist, from Southern
Missouri, who has been here few days,
left for home yesterday. =.
Mr. Glover. of Mt. Pleasant, Ohio, is in
the city visiting at Mrs. Fogle's, in Kirk.
wood.
F. W. Citizens, of Wells & Dents drug
store, was in Wheeling yesterday on bust
ness for the firm.
7. B. Blocher will leave this week for
the west, where he expects to locate. Tom
is good fellow and Bridgeport is sorry to
lose him.
Mrs. Robert Williams, who has been i'll
for about year past, is growing steadily
worse.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-06-17
BELlAlRe.

Mrs. 4. A. Fulton, OF the Fourth ward,
and Miss Minerva Myers, left yesterday for
few days visit to friends and relatives at
Warnocks station and GAINESVILLE.
Ed Mccormick has returned from briei
business trip in the interest OF Maring Hart
* Co. Ed is very successful salesman.
The show windows of Mr.. Sonneborn's
business rooms on Union street are set Gil
finely by four handsome chromos. The
subjects are of q humorous nature and are
attracting much attention.
The Jury in the case OF the State Of Ohio
VS.. Thomas J. Lilly disagreed and were
discharged. The other liquor cases
will probably be continued until next
term of court as Judge Kelly will not be
on the bench for the remainder OF the
term.
Miss Laura McKarahan, OF Belmont,
visited friends here the fore part OF the
week.
The term of school in the Quincy district
will close next Friday with picnic in the
day and dramatic exhibition in the even.
ing, the whole under the management OF
Prof, G. w. King, who has conducted the
school the past year in manner highly
creditable to himself and profitable to the
scholars.
DR.. ]. Park West will spend Sunday at
his old home in st. Clairsville.
Robert Collins, prominent young at.
torney from st. Clairsville, was in the city
yesterday on his way to Woodsiield.
Lucy Anderson, OF this city, who has
been teaching in the Steubenville Female
Seminary, is spending her vacation at her
home in this city.
Yesterday was pay day on the B. u. G:
railroad. The boys are all well supplied
with the root of all evil.
The docket at police court yesterday was
a blank, not a single case to be passed
upon.
The many friends of Father Gull will be
glad to know that he has so far recovered
from his recent illness as to be able to he
cut and attend to his many duties.
Manager Wolf, Of the Telephone Ex.
change, was in the city yesterday. superin-
tending the putting up Of the cable under
the railroad bridge on Union street.
The B., y. & c. r. F. will give another OF
their delightful excursions over the road
on next Sunday, June oath. The excur.
sion will leave here in the morning at
o'clock and go as far as Lewisville, Monroe
county, seven miles west Of Woodsheld.
The steamer Prince will make connection
with the train for the accommodation OF
any Wheeling folks who may wish to 60.
An excursion down the river some time
this week is talked of by some OF our young
folks. About sixteen couples will go down
Oh one of the packets and meet the return
ing one and come home on it. A string
sand will accompany the party.
Clyde Hemmerickhouse, a boy IA years
old and commonly known as bridgeport"
was out west of town yesterday afternoon
flying kite. In order to have ii go higher
be climbed up on top OF some empty
freight cars. and while walking backward
and watching the kite he walked Oft the car
and fell, breaking his leg and arm.
Rev. DR.. Alexander. Of st. Clairsyille,
was in the city yesterday.