The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1883-04-12
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Hello! How are you? I am glad at last
your eyes have fallen upon me. Now that
we nave met, pray cultivate the acquaint-
Ancs, for it is my purpose to interest and to
serve you. Between you and l, though only
q newspaper article, am ambitious. HAY
ing a portentous message for all mankind,
if it be cordially received, its import truly
realized and acted upon, l shall be consid-
cred a worlds benefactor. Gould have no
higher ambition, you will admit.
A misanthrope of ample means deter
mined to end his life by drowning himself.
Going to the banks of the canal, found the
time not favorable for the purpose, q num-
Der of persons being in the vicinity, and
daylight still present. He concluded to
walk along the tow-path until it wa dark.
While doing so, he heard piteous cries issu-
ing from the door of a howell near by, and
unconsciously walked over to the place, and
found a poor family, consisting of q mother
surrounded by several children, who told
him of their sufferings for food. He took
from his pocket his wallet and handed it to
the woman, reasoning with himself that he
would not need it. The grateful thanks and
praises that he received from the recipients
of his bounty awoke emotion within his
breast of such a pleasurable character,
hat he changed his suicidal intent, and de-
cided to live for others. His future life be-
came replete with good deeda-many .
dark home and heart were made bright by
his presence.
Well my appearance in these columns,
springs simply from a desire on the part
of those I represent to benefit your news
devouring race. My province is to help
you, your friends, your relations, aye, even
your mother-in-ldU, if that interesting lady
be not already far beyond the pale Of good
influences.
I am sent among men to bear tidings of
a discovery that marks an epoch as imPor-
apple and Franklin's kite were to natural
science. The sick, the discouraged, the de-
je.ted, the broken down, and the despair
ing, may now, all find a cure, certain as the
Jordan proved to the Syrian leper. 1t is
only necessary, as in the case of that suf-
ferer of old, to tollosy directions.
The agent which I herald builds up the
system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain,
and sends pure, invigorating blood dancing
through the arteries, to the music Of happy
laughter.
The gloomy, WORKOUT man Of business,
by proper use of this wonderful medicine,
will be enabled to meet trouble n re-
verses like a man. Then, in perfect health,
"Vicissitudes of fortune, which spares
neither man, nor the proutesto of his works,
which buries empires and cities in a COM
mon grave"
The weak and nervous woman, just able
to drag herself, in "moping melancholy"
bloom from blush roses, and have eyes
bright AND sparkling as the dewdrops nest
ling in their leaves; and the poor little
baby, now disfgured with pimples and
scabby sores, may be- made sweet, cool:
Mrs. Blanks, across the way, whose fam.
lily is always in glow Of health" Don't
you know the reason? "No." Then I will
tell You. For years, your neighbor has
never been tcihout DR.. Pierce's Golden
This remedy is a medicine, not a bever.
age, and is to be taken according to full and
perfectly plain directions accompanying
each bottle. 1t is specific, but not q patent
viler liquor. 1t is a prescription used foi
years by the well-known physician DR.. r.
V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y, whose name is
q household word in innumerable homes all
over our own and foreign lands. The
golden Medical DisGoyery is prepared and
pensary Medical Association, a body cor
porate, existing by and under the laws Of
the State Of New York; its President is DR.,
Pierce, the great specialist in chronic dis
years Of a very busy and wonderfully sue
cessful life to the relief and cure of his suf'
fering fellow-men,-and at q time wher
high political honors lay brordly open be
fore him, DIR. Pierce resigned his seat in the
Congress of the United States, simplyfr from
a sense of duty towards others. His asso
ciates in the great sanitarium represented
to the doctor that the immense business OF
their Association demanded that his per
sonal attention should be paid to the grear
every CLINE. DR.. Pierce is also the founder
Of the Invalids' Hotel, at Buffalo, N. Y
This establishment, possessing all the com
forts and luxuries of a frst-class American
h hfptsli I has in .ssdIddiitsi o N the daily atsendaae'
whose practice collectively cover the whole
field of surgery and chronic diseases. The
laboratory in which DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery is prepared is an object
of interest and wonder. 1t has a frontage
Of one hundred feet, a depth of one hundred
and twenty-five feet, and is six stories high,
In this mammoth and palatial workshop
two hundred persons are constantly en-
ployed in putting up DIR. Pierce's Medi.
ines.
While the Golden Medical Discovery's
curative effects are almost Immediately
felt, 1t is not merely temporary stimulant
but is as certainly q safe and complete cure
in all cases for which it is recommended,
as it is certain misery and death will
follow their neglect. DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery tciH not cure club feet,
will not refurnish armless or legless unfor'
tunates with new and perfect limbs, and il
is not guaranteed that ever a dozen bottles
skeleton will develop such member into an
animate, human form divine ~. In brief,
it is not asserted that this medicine will, OF
can, counteract the DEGREES of Providence
But in oil cases where q high state of civil.
ization and cultivation has engendered dis.
ease and suffering, whereby Gods natural
man has become q nervous, artificial being,
the Golden Medical Discovery uiH positiue
ly restore to him the strong, vigorous, self
asserting life, from which almost uncon.
sciously, he had drifted far, and perhaps
hopelessly away. It is claimed, and guar
anteed, II this medicine be used as pre-
scribed, and faithfully persevered in a rea,
sonable time, it toiH permanently cure liver
complaint, and the various blood disorders
consequent upon torpor Of the liver, in all
their various forms and ramiications, in,
Guiding bronchitis, consumption, which i.
s~crofula Of the lungs, dyspepsia, costive
ness, si~ck-headache, skin diseases, fever
and ague, malaria, n other disorder,
This wonderful medicine cures all humorst
from the worst s~crofula to q common
blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipelas
salt-rheum, fever-sores, scaly or rough skin
in short, all diseases caused by bad blood
are conquered by this powerful, purifying
and invigorating medicine. Great eating
ulcers rapidly heal under its benign inf1u
ences. Especially has it manifested its po
tency In curing letter, boils, carbuncles
scrofulous sores and swellings, white swell
ings, goitre or thick neck, n enlarged
glands. Consumption, which is scrofuloui
disease of the lungs, is promptly and posi-
lively arrested and cured by this sovereign
and God-given remedy, if taken before thu
lASs SbdScS dTo TSdCAcu. TUT weak lungs
splitting of blood, consumptive night-sweat'
and kindred affections, it is a sovereign
remedy. For Indigestion, dyspepsia ant
torpid liver, or "biliousness, Golden Medi
cal Discovery has no equal, as it affects per
feet and radical cures.
To all suffering from lassitude, w~cariness
dependency, lack of vigor or ambition, b
it man, woman or child, DIR. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery will speedily impair
new tone, vigor and life to the whole sys
tenn. Tho haggard face will grow round
ruddy and beam with the expression o
long lost conf1decce. The step will be fir
and elastic, and tho relieved sufferer vii
once more enjoy, in common with fellow
men, affecting of proprietorship in earth
air and being only fully realized by thos
in perfect health.
The Golden Medical Discovery will nc
make drunkards or opium eaters; on tn
contrary, any unfortunate, driven by tror
BILE, adversely or inherited appetite, to th
use of insidious stimulants, will find th
Discovery of great assistance in efforts {
hraak tha chains hindinp him IN q sbamofr