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Morris tribune., 1883-02-28

/ England has been enjoying itself in
the little sport of king making. 1t is
now SO long since there was British
Coronation that perhaps the powers
that be think it wise to have some
thing of the kind. Nobody for a single
moment would like the Queen of Eng
land to abdicate. 1t is the earnest
prayer of many thousands of BritGins
that Her Majesty in health and wealth
may long live. There ID no wide
spread anxiety that any one other
than the Queen should rule England
They believe in petticoat government,
And they are right. They know the
worth of Il good woman, but they cam
not estimate the misphiaf that might
be done by q aelfswilicd man. They
have had queer kings in England.
They don't want any others like the
Georges. And Kings and Queens are
very likely to be the mere puppets of
the people who are about them.
SO in England they have had a
game al coronation. Is it to keep up
the popularity if possible of the sport?
For we have it from those who know
the working classes and the more
thoughtful among the middle ranks,
that there is growing spirit of antago-
nism to the pompous and costly form
of government which has crowned
figurehead. France has shaken off
the chains of the Bourbons and refuses
to he hoodwinked 10y the fiattery of
the Orleans, and is decidedly opposed to
the approach Of the Bonaparts. France
is republican. If she is alive to her
best interests, she will remain so.
Americas institutions are consolidat-
ing and the Republic one and indivis-
ible is assured. Between these two
powers, England's aristoeracy want to
keep up teeling in favor of Royal in
stitutiOns. The sentiment of the
crown is to be cultivated rather than
that of the people.
So there has been coronation.
This time it was not fair Saxon but
a dusky Hawaiian rejoicing in the
name of kalakaua, He is described
rs Leing ttll, broad shouldered and
muscular. We should fancy Booth as
Othello would give us good idea of
kalakaua, Most Of the Sandwich
Islanders would have preferred Queen
Emma, the widow Of Il former King
who, if we mistake not, was too fond
of whisky and died a sot. Kalakua
has travelled rather extensively and is
said to he somewhat intelligent. 1t is
recorded that when old DR.. Johnson
asked the hand of some one in mar
riage, she hesitated because of some
fact in the family history. On being
pressed, she acknowledged the sad and
deplOrable fact that one of her ances-
tors had been hanged. "Pooh,n SON.
oriously answered the Old tony doctor,
''if 1 have not had one hanged, I've
had several that ought to have BEEN"
Kaiakaua's grandfather had the dis
tinction Of being hanged in 1871, by
the British for poisoning his wife.
Kalakaua is on his way to this coun-
try, and our brothers in Washington
will have an opportunity of seeing His
dusky Majesty the nawly made King
of the Cannibal Islands '.'
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
LAND OFFICE AT FERGUS FALLS, MINI.

- IVUIutIy ID, M.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support Qf his claim.
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of Court for Stevens county, at Morris,
Minnesota, on March 18th, 1888, viz: Laroy
for the W. SCI section &, town l23 north, OF
range II west 5th p. NJ, Mimi.
lie names the followins witnesses to prove
ton of said land, viz: Hannibal " Ellsworth,
James II. Borrill, Theodore Shauer and F.
koepk, all of Donnelly Post-office, Stevens
county, Mimi.
81 SoREN I.ISToE, Register.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
LANn OyFIoE AZ benson, MINI,

Feburary II, ISN3.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver, at Benson, Mimi, or
March 2Sth, 1888, viz: James W. McCoon
homestead application number l0205, for the
southwest quarter section II, town I2I north
of range 10 west.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said lang, viz: Otto Kampe, Peter Fagah
Patrick Cannon and Samuel FIIllum, all OF
Morris, Minnesota.
50 D. 8 HALL Repister
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
LAND OFFICE AT FERGUS FALLS. MINI

INrel.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of Court for Stevens county, at Morris,
Minn., on April 9Th, lss3 viz: Kaspar Fuchs,
homestead application No. 36i2, for the Sc /,
section 80, town l23 north, of range A west 9Th
z. NJ, Minnesota.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cuftiya-
tion of said land, viz: George Fasler, John
Zimmerman, Franz Marty and Lewis Fuchs,
all of Morris Post~office, Stevens Co., Minn,
81 SoREN LIsToE. Reoistar
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
LARGE NosEs.-The nasal protuber-

LARGE NosEs.-The nasal protuber-
ances of the citizens of st. Louis must
present some striking physiological
peeuliarities. 10 Judge from the follow
ing remarks of one of their local
savant I'm China they always vac-
cinate people on the tip of the nose,
and when there is danger of an epi-
demic the whole city gets vaccinated
at once. 1t is said that after things
begin to take, it is impossible for an
Americ . traveller to realize that he is
not in st. Louis.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
STATE OF MINNESOTA.


STATE OF MINNESOTA
County of Stevens,
In Probate Court
Special Term, February 26 1881
In the matter of the Estate of Henrietta E.
Larson, deceased.
Whereas, an instrument in writing, pur-
porting to be the last will and testament of
henrietta r. Larson, deceased, late of said
county has been delivered to this court: And
whereas, Hans Larson has fieled Herewith
ms petition representing among other things
that said Henritta Z. Larson died in said
county, on the llth day of November 1882
testate, and that said petitioner is the sole
legate named in said last will and testament
and praying that the said instrument NAV be
admitted to probate, and that letters testa-
mentary be to Ole .. Aasumb and Johan O.
Aasumb, issued thereon, as in said Will di-
rected:
1t is ordered, that the proof offs said instru-
ment, and the said petition, be heard before
TINS court, IN said county, on the I'd day of
April, \. d. 1888, at ten o'clock in the forenoon,
when all concerned may appear and contest
the probate of said instrument. And it is
further ordered that public notice of the time
and place of said hearing be given to all per-
sons interested, by publication of these orders
for three weeks successfully, in the Morris
Tribune, newspaper printed ana published
semi-weekly at Morris, in So aii county
By the Court,
SEAL. l.. +. PEARCE,
Judge of Probate.
Gro. f. DARLING,
Atty for Petitioner. 53t4
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28

Senator Mcmillan is unquestionably
an honest mar. His personal charac-
ter is above reproach and his official
career has never been stained by the
suspicion of corruption.Red Wing
Argus.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
Gro. r. DARLING,
Atty for Petitionel
LAND OFFICE AT tKRGUS FALLS, MINI,

I1<A-ND OF T II Z III I fIttrI , 7 ALLS, NINN.,I
February Z, 1883.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of Court for Stevens county, at Morris,
Minnesota, on March 9th, 1888, viz: Charles
Miller, homestead application number 1914
and additional homestead application num-
Der 6421, for the south half southeast quarter
and north half southeast quarter, section t.
town l5 north, of range II west 9TH 2, NJ,
Minnesota.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cuftiva-
tfon of said land, viz: Ole Olson, Erick Lar
son, Hans Olson and Ole w. Olson, all of
Donnelly PoSt-office, Stevens county, Mimi
40 SOREN LISTOE. Register
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
ST. p, NJ. 4 M.-Nain Line:
Leave St Paul :Oop.m. Arrive, ST. Paul, $40 a m
Leave Morris:
Browns alIev Trims:

Ieq.t- !EEFt.
EinTEis, it'1E. III. BtoWn.s valley, ii1a pm
Brouwn's alley. :O0 am Morris. 1918 am,
\. MANvEL. Gen. Manager.
W S ALEXANDER, Gen. Pass. Agt.
". VI. RoNINE. Local Agent.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28

An extra session of congress is
among the possibilities. The country
at large is far more alarmed at the
prospect than Washington.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
STRIKING HEAD LINES
CHICAGO, milwaukee & ST. Panl R'V

Are used to call attention to the fact that this
is an advertisement of the Chicago. Milwau-
kee & ST. Paul Railway.
Its Eight Trunk Lines traverse the best por-
tions of Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Mime
sofa, Dakota and Iowa.
Located directly on its lines are the cities of
Chicago, Milwaukee, La Crosse, Winona, st.
Paul, Minneapolis, Madison, Prairie du CHEN
Mason City Sioux City, Yankton. Albert Lea
Aberdeen, Dubuque, Rock Island, Cedar
Rapids, and Council Bluffs, as well as innu-
merable other principal business eenters and
favorite resorts; and passengers going West,
North, South or East are able to use the Chi
cago, Milwaukee 4 st. Paul Railway TO the
best advantage.
Ticket offices everywhere are supplied with
Maps and Time Tables which detail the mer-
its of the line, and agents stand ready to fur
nish information, and sell tickets at cheapest
rates over the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railway.
$. s. MERRILL, A. V. III. CARPENTER.
General Manager Gen. Pass & Tkt. Agt
]. t. CLARK, GEO. II. HEAFFORD.
Gen. Sup't, Asst Gen. Pass. ACT.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
CHURCH DIRECTORY

EPISCOPAL, Rev. T. {. Hudson, Rector.
C0SGREG ATIoN AL. Rev. J. p. Hutchinson, Pastor
METHODIST, Rev. :. Z. Murch, Pastor,
ROMAN CArHoLIC, Rev. Francis Natry, Priest.
SCANpIS AVIAN Ey ANGELICAL LUTHERAN, Rev.
] johnson. Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
Arrival and Denartnre Of the Nails.

Alexandria stage arrives Monday and Friday;
departs Tuesday and Saturday. Glenwood stage
arrives Tuesday and Friday; departs Wednesday
and Saturday. Postotfice opens n A. NJ, closes
ats. NJ. EXCEPT Sunday open Sunday from Il
stoIp VI J.. ToRrEY. P NJ,
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
CIVIC SOCIETIES
Railroad Time Tables.

A. F'& A.. M...-Goden Sheaf Lodge No
ls3, Meets 1st and Sd Saturdays OF each month:
g. G HANSON Sec JOHN HOUSE W. NJ,
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28

If the American flag is ever to float
from the apex of the old pole again, it
is about time that the base of the pole
was repaired.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
LITTLE FALLS 4 DAKOTA

GOING EAST.
Leaves MOTIFS IN III.
Arrives at Little Falls ll:5O Il: m:
FGISG NEST
Leaves Little Falls .2iuO p. m.
Arrives At Morris sat.,................. .6o1 p. m.
Connecting with trains on main line, both north
and south.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
NIIIAGE nEEINERS:

A. DEkAY, President.
SAMUEL LARSON,
Y. r. SPuRR, tc,,,rc;l,rs
II. +. MARS,
A. A. STONE,
+. j. JONES, JR., Recorder,
ANDREW HELGEs0N, Treasurer
RkNaS BALDWIN, Of th., po,c.,
HENRY HUTCHINs,
NJ WEBER, Marshal.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
SlCo1pi> Gpi6u,,c.
Senli-WCeixlN
Published Wednesdays and Saturdays

RANDALLS SBODEEN
Publishers
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28

COUNTY OFFICERS:
CuAS L. MAGISNIs. SheriG.
HrGH WHIrELEy, Treasurer.
HENRY RALpwIN, Clerk District Court.
THos f. HEENAN, Auditor.
JUSTIN l.. MULLER, Register of Deeds.
l.. E. PEARCE, Judge OF Probate.
e. l.. BRowN, Attorney.
III. l., HURLBURD, Coroner.
ID. II. WHEATON, Surveyor.
MAX BUCKENTlN, Court Commissioner,
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
GsYESAL DIRECTORY.
rnLNTY OFFICERS: :

JUDIClAL OFFICERS:
Hon j. ii. BRowN, District Judge.
JNo. W. ARCTANpER, District Attorney.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
BUSINESS CARDS.
VIZ W. GRISWOLD.
Attorney at LdLU.

NORRIS. MINNESOTA.
Real Estate. Collection. Loan and Insurance
Agent. OtfIce at the Court House.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
LaW Office,

r@over Helgeson s Hansons Store. -4E
Morris tribune., 1883-02-28
Counsellor at LQW.

MOHRIS. \,
Practices in all State and United States Courts.
Office over Stevens Comfy Bank.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01

"A qunrroIsomo couple ,, wobo and and
cas,ins::,ho subject Of cpl sp,'' husband a"d
and tombstoNcs, and tho ,,nd Of a
'a ,,, d., wy YOU suppose they will give, ,,''
sion" ,1E DU dior birthstone, my
me me, y" y, WA. .hc ufrccconato reply
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01
Curious Calculation.

Did you think asked Paris pa.
per, how many malo and female an
oestors were required to bring you
into the worldY First, it was nee.
essary that you should have faith
or and mether-and makes two hu.
man beings. Each of these two
must have had father and mother
that makes four human beings.
And SO we must go back for for.
ty'six generations, which brings us
only TO tho time OF Jesus Christ.
The calculation thus resulting SHOWS
that 139, 245,0lL4S9, 534,976 births
must have taken place IN order to
bring you INTO the world-you who
real these limos. But remember
we are only taking the case OF your
sclf-one being-and there are a
billion of human beings in tho world
with tho same history, and we have
only carried back the calculation to
tho time of CHRIST. How monstrous
tho calculation becomes if We carry
it back six thousand years! How
CHASTITY it becomes If we push it
back two hundred and fifty thous-
and years, which DeMortillot and
others give as the age of the human
raeo Just count three generations
to q century, or thirty to every
thousand years, and reckon up tho
history OF ono individual. Imagine
the number of births necessary to
bring INTO existence ono member of
the soYen thousand, five hundred
generations : Elk.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01

madam. | am sadly discontented.
have neglected taking an import
ant step through fear OF another,
and that other woman.
Tho widow saw tho crisis. She
might 90 to Boston after all.
Lille is full OF failures, Mr.. El
bridge she said, meeIly.
Her visitor INDUCED IN a moaning
smilo.
Ah, dohcaey forblds you asking
tho meaning of my remark, Still
you cannot misunderstood
Il am too stupid, sir, to put the
right construction on it = she laugh.
ed nervously. Il have not your
keen insight
Then | must tell you that | am
being consumed by love-
Up in the sir went tho bollo's be.
jowelod hands.
How singular =
Yos, my dear Mrs. Burrill, love
far Won To,a lo,o, hovo ,.ooa
ured tho homo Won miabf ano do,
bo mimi Tbof hama has hoo,
beacon light, guiding mo to hugh
or manhood mo f,ro.od a.
will rovor bo oro,ahoa pnaltou
and br,,.btor i bnrns s,f,,, oo,l, 'a,o.
o 'aa D,'s Nv" 1t ourns WIN 0ooo sue.
nv Iifo !. blank '2 Rs unso n 1ou ,n Ot
| swear @E" h / Wall take take my N.Y. hf9 :
lno ooIIo hung her head IN a
sweet eo"iu''on' and sldiod into
t non'' ,' . 0u'''r'''n0a arms with "
'o' IN, '4f'ok'
NO.. mo- jared no our l'i0 Is too
precious i'l,., to y. my y soul ! am yours
'o,oY0t NY caring l "'oro you
You You. too are " guiding angol-my
ga'a,ng "nSoI-my own precious
'ao oil, :
There was an exchange of oaross-
0's 'H and tho ID, bargain 8 was effected
What a fool : growlG led, the hap
p p, S Sp Or TO olm'', Ill.,, 'lI' soon got
rLa OF n h0r after | have secured hor
money F., ,,o,oarlsod
'chaw ""T ammo was into water
wal ! , r"" soasons and lost
mohyon' '0''
money ',. CON have good cropsH'
'D D,'%, ,Ior was tho trubIo, err be
E'sn' Una" nTn ~ fust year I kmdo
re-. ,So nireors run tho business
Wv rqI he chawod, sir, II s'H y
y .i..h+ Of 'em didn't o'o"N W.
1'SIy hitting them ar melons IN! M
. o" ,a 60 tote 'cm to the I""u'"t
#. carts 10 'o'o .,,,1os for lilo to tai
y" Vvo rot six crlppIeS io'
to ,,y or ION account of that crop
he car Oh u" You'd voarY
~ 'And the second y'" ,l o,y solf
'ho second year. thought !. 40 %,
al" what old Crttond'n 'oo"'y
'y0 do when she had " tar Sno ,%o,
sho tho result was purity n'sn "n'' .
oNo emil calamity. ! p'cNoa ~ y
thousand molyons Tor Sn,p ara /,
>'P' Cairo. and it took six n'B8o'' .
inc snon of mules to got '"cn o"s =,
'ho" to the landing. l had Gun ~,
mer- m in a row, ready tor the S. TO-
oHo" when along came Io' u w.. ~
wor0 ri,ocrs from the bo''o" '"''
pay sr7S on me-
s. How? .
,..io Why, oveTy hoau u low"
fly to emp'0u Vt and went to k
,or Or, 'I in.,Js Of it as grand
aspIng house
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01

The late Potter Cooper entertain
cd very correct idcus on tho subject
of newspapers. He once said In
all tho torns where newspaper IL
published every man should adver.
tiso in it, even if nothing moro than
card, stating HIS namo and tho
business ho is engaged in. 1t docs
-h ret a,,ignussIs iosfnB s',r -
MI, morcially speaking The luu.O's s,o
m a%rort,ser will receive in return s'v
lor O'o ot his town newspaper
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01
A, Indiana youth, WIN VIZ

An Indiana youth, with 'pO
ls,iye namo of Gosling saw
suEgeaN'' .,,d hcr there for
E i,sa Inv hours, and at tho end OF tho
no@l ,a "O"' o5itrcss says OF the affair :
a" ~ mat does all of his co0rHns
in two hours and then mar r,a..
! IN wv lots Of fun. It's like stui'ng
I ntnsclf with peaches and cream ,a !"
l. e a.n minutes and then having
o uYo the rest of tho year
~ Chicago Herald
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01

| HESITATION accepted my PROFESSIONS
of good will 7 In fact, does il not
go beyond human experience, this
sudden friendship ?
Il cannot comprehend your moan.
ing, Mrs. Weelts. Strange things
have happened thus suddenly form.
ed hkings between women, though
acknowledge am too much given
to placing reliance on tho promises
of others
and has no thought of my eager
ness to make you happy caused
you to marvel p IN
'Well, | can scarcely answer n
the negative, madam"
Il have done all to relieve your
young life of sorrow that has filled
and almost blasted mine. Little
penetration is needed to discover
that you are suffering from causes
more than could DO oecasioned by
the trouble, you have brought upon
yourself. You will avoid further
trouble by listening to what ! have
to say. In the first place, | have to
tell you that | am not what | as.
sumo
Cecil started, but did not inter
Irupt.
'Ny name is not Weeks. am
one of those unfortunate women
who suffer through no fault of their
own but, through tho triekery and
fooIishness Of others. | am a
desortedwife.'
Immediately tram Of thoughts
was started in the heress' mind ?
Was not her own mother deserted !?
Long years a go, was happy
wife. No cloud overcast the hori-
zon of life till serpent stung my
husband, and poisoned him against
me. In vain | eravcd hearing.
Passion and jealously were arrayed
as my enemies, and | was cast upon
the cold mereios of the world, alone,
without the privilege even of tax
ing with mo my little baboP
How m "a 124 qySttYYsIJjtj!9 that which
f an5 and no lifting of the daTSn ',nn
p nsb' ,r from visiting or wsI'' NJ
-, p' NV child, as she grew up ,,. 7 %
Gan to fear that IN 'n'9 NV tn.
s sSnn,1 never see her. On ~, w.
' ,nonv of knowing her to DO ".' ~.
@S a mothers love anu o ,,a.
, J hnt Kent from her by grouna' c.
no;ndico, At last, after mn"
y : p p,ony Years, comes my release l'o
" silence, and l can claim her IO '.o -"
n,sn-rivo her tho tathomIess 'tV'
i nros for which she has prayed ,o
~ Cccil was sobb,ng as II her nc
=" wan Gnd-andyou Will 60 away IT
~. here, Mrs. Weeks, and l s 81
~ van no mere! Don't-don'[
5Io s Is ,jlI / find my mother! III
, ,r not dead oithor! She too Is
her serted wife ? ,bc
n nV' ''' In her parozism she flonE nc
70 nnon the lady's breast "n''
in. law, the hot tears streaming
Her her checks. ,o
., il Il am not gong to leave
,, darling child, for there is no
's@a,f nro living whom l love more
'r .Sn, " IL nossibie that you fail to cat
''o'' meaning? DO you not pc
,.Io am? lam your mot
, u, WV. your own, lamcntod mother
. IL wa. '' So Chilly was Cecil clasp
.'0o" cha could not move. Nor 9
,o.s @ oTor to. but lay po'S'7o' IN
'ro or,' It. Of spoccb, siloncod by her e. =
,'J' snt VI Tom,s midnight noto' ben
c"' H'' - hours after, was tC
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01
= ooo,, hold this baby any long,

ii can't hold Vn'7 U"11 49, ,l ond
oriod out a young husband an"
J ,,,hcrt its getting too heavy ..r.
i'' 'D'.,g Edward, replied a mu'-
ooa voice from the other S,do o. ' co.,
no" aj,y you used to hold ,. n" no, , ~"
.honrs and never complain anu anu ' =,
"o"' :. 5ni a feather, compared u
what / was ,,.l
And u.s. she was too sleepy 10 di'P"'
VI him.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01

eno WAS a Boston girl o"0
o. ,isi,ing her country cousins
while walking ont, soVor"' o0''
n'G ,o P", dear nc, what charming lit
-. hir1sl Thoy arc perfectly OK
| qmsito.' ,,r1. NV DEAR
replied her country COUSIN '0'' :"
b. butter flies Then
- oh, you don't say so, .,nros
~ ,hoso arc tho dear little ero"'O.eY
~ , ,nos fly from flower to flower lower , nn,
~ 'n n'Sn ~, the sweet yellow butter tina
su CAV n.ol rhoy are too lovely i0'
=, "ny,binr.-l Whitehall Times
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1883-09-01

Have you card sir "' TSo
tho door.koopor of tho hou'o' and
wv, mon looked a little surprised e. ,a anu
"''' ,Cardl No, don't carry ,,
u''9 .ao,,, ,Whoro are you from
'oa pr tho door-kocpor'' 'N lUuo,
| ,@ar,,rS was the reply. W 'Shon
G y" vow do IN North Carolina wn ea
We YOU 60 visiting? Don't you a. 1V" to
YOU " , . cord to the man you want 70
III oT Tho par.hcor laughed ou'
D see, .h, I 10 MASSEY rho ox'la'm
/ ' oJ IVY, 20 ride up to i9 ell ri
d Gu IA bonor to him to tic HI
u 'o" D. and then light and go iN'