Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
Ths prsnks of a city batchelor ia told

lns prsnas OF city batchel0r 10 told
BY The Philadelphia Record Of the lth
inst, as follows, Germantown bach
eior, Michael Kinsey by name, who
allowed sixty years to pass over his
head without being Frightened with
swits. has lately amused himself in a
nstrimonisl way that be nov regrets.
hinsey lives on Main street, opposite
Tulpehocken, and recently rented the
front of MS house to Mrs. White, a
WIDOW of 30 years. In the intervals
when she tenant was not serving candy
to her customers she acted as house
keeper ior the landlord. The latter
soon became eIsmored, aud bssought
the lonely widow TO cheer his dsclin-
ing years with the sunshine of her com
paoy. But the widow declined TO
shine, and to accomplish his purpose,
mock marriage was proposed one
evening and accepted in q spirit of
banter. 1t wac subsequently found
that the marriage was legal, where
upon the widow lsf: the house. She
retarned in the night to remove the
txtares OF the store, but was interrup-
ted sy her husband In the morning
they sppealed to Magistrate Kickbaun
who declared the marriage legal, and
said that Mrs. Kinsey should be al
lowed so remove her furniture. This
was doEe, and the bride is now spend
ing her honeymoon alone in the city,
while tbs groom still remains st the
home of bschelorhood, pondering on
the uncertainty of human asperations.
Going down the great Jackson route
from Grenads, Miss, a regular old
homespun Estive OF the State entered
the slesping,osr and paid for a berth
He had never beeu inside ofa car of
the kind, aui everything astonished
him. When she porter came to make
1p the beds | saw that the native was
greatly perplezed, but as be made no
direct sppeal II wasn't my duty to post
him. lie glanced anxiOusly around,
psllsd OF one boot, and then took a
rest for D minutes. When the other
boot, came of ne bad solved the prob I
ies. Pushing his boots under the
be,sh he started for the rear platform,
and nothing was ksard from him for /
abczs 10 minutes. Then he put bis
head into the doers and called oat:
'Ail you uns In thar, look out, for |
Pm coming" And come he did He
hal eisrobed while standing en the
platform, made bundle OF coat, vest
and pants, and, rs he shot into bed af-
ter run up the isle, be gursled out:
''Oid Mississip may be a little slow,
but she allus gifts tha-' just the sanef''
Put teaspoonful cf sulphur il the
nest as soon as hens or turkeys sre
set .fhs heat of the fowl causes the
fumes of sulphur to penetrate every
part Of their bodies; every louise is
killed, and as all uits ere Matched with
IN 10 days. when the mother leaves
the nest with her brood, she is oer-
'ectly free from n'ts or lice.
While party of ladies and gentle
men ware shooting marx in Tuscum-
Dia, Ala, the other day. a cry of pain
was heard on the opposite side of
,edar grove, aud running thitber tieF
discovered that a stray shot had hit
md mortallY wounded Mr.. Leroy
Downs, aged 20 years. ,
DR.. 4. r. Stokes was or he 10th inst,
It st. Jehnsbury, Vt, sentenced to seven !
ears IN the State Prison fer producing an
bortion.
HaERopsBuRG, KY. May 10.-The trial i
# Congressman Philip B. Thompson, Jr., .
or killing Walter Davies progresses quiet
Y. Three witnesses were examined to-day
IS to the facts of the killing. II is thought
has the trial will last ten DAYS. There is
,reat excitement and some apprehension of {
The causes that led to the shoot
ng of Davies were Published in the Ssslia,l :,
aad Repu5iicqn last week.
Faded hair RECEIVERS its youthful color
md soft, silky texture by the use Of Par
ser's Hair Dalssm. &