The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1883-04-13


Ohssrvers Observations.
Splingtiiae has come, gentle Annie.
Now is the time 70 SOW clover seed
Bangs Warner has clipped his iyer'
Cleaning door yards IS now inorjeg
DR.. Hendrick has bought new horse.
The umbrella stealing season j. open.
VIII Wiley was down town the other day.
John Abrams has got TO be landlord of the
Union House.
Phno Forsyth be-, sold his Arkansas tray
eler.
Ben. Roberts IS going % start barber
shor in Milwaukee.
John Modem. the invalid, has changed his
bosrang house. stopping with Hiram
Wheeler now.
An East Decatur gent was in tow. few
days since. and lost $40 on tine weight of a
span OF horses.
IL is said that WHIT. Reynolds rather
snubted an old chap who lives in the ex-
treIao western part of this town, by refusing
to ride with him, after repeated invitations
The ,aci is. Wint. lad been OFF painting, and
although the old man drove good team,
and had no load, Whit. didn't want to ride
for ftar of daubing him With paint. That's
all there was OF IL. 1t was not because
Wint was in q hurry. at ell.
An old man. some ~ years of age, came TO
tow oA foot, not long since, and bought
three peohs Of clover seed of Ike Conner,
paying therefor at the rate Of $3.50 per
buehcl and started for his home with the
seed on his back. when lie had nearly
reached lis Destination he met az acquaint-
anc, a1o inquired otser his health etc. The
Cd man sid IL wos growing yOCnB every
day "Why, said lie. Il can aalii as wei! as
coul6 so wears ago. ana this bag Of clover
seed dor'f feel a j'l heavier than it did when
started feoR fowl. and away Le went
towrd lsno ts .a-r 49, ht could GudGe.
IN, lsc, Vas. there va- ,i;c,c hole il Tic
Ia. aud be- had been sowing seed all the
way ,roun GOWN. an had only about Jour
quarts let when - reached his domiciie.
He DIST swear lccaa,- 10 words could 60
the matter justice.
An Inventive genius of the Lee district,
ha, devised a hor--- ;ilief alarm, that is bound
to take tha cake. L is very simple and
cheap Il, lakes three cow-bes and at
tac,,. them 20 springs and wires. placed
upo.l .s iar3i, winds them up with grind
stout crank. 80 that when The thief opens
the GDor, ava, taey ing i,r all that j, ont.
uh;l i!.ry rlH tlpnri 1a:ch i, from one 10
two is,..s-, erco:lia1 - tie .engih of the
~ir.u-. lai- givs, tbs iaguer ample time To
~ ,.,., .:.4 over couple Ji rocking chairs,
90, o.. -. door. nd with Iii, d2a and Gun,
n.-cepi the thief. Tue otLer sig!.t ncish-
,rr t>oesbt he wo1lG IT, tie machine. after
Ia. nv Nor had -.ti.sd 80 ,r-r, - h vent
do.-a ,sad uLeneG ;ke dCor eut 81. wsnt the
bel fct ~ the we're 49,. Ne eypsri-
tu-t,ts-c le,i hlIa.,et !, . ,eclGdsd spot AID
w..ea9d. - -ess thai La. a. hol. cat
ss,re tsc nventog '5ps III c.othin, but his
ni.,tt ebirt with - shrt-gor an -kspLsrd
ooe. tpokog IN WIN FOR the rarga-. After
store.ne Che l-I. sue ~ u,tins taem s5r
ano the,' .ro.csl, ha returned ~ Is ittis bed,
tell,r,a his vie rhcY bal -trrci, = bcDar.,a.
Wij:e t@ey ssrr talking aad bridiY,; brown
stone front't IL thor .oinds, tne neighbnr
knocked 1T ibe door aDc asked what u
thunder o. That beipg was Tor, e-t g tl-ir
sheep lad swarmcd NO" replied tte
genus, ~ had hrrplar elal--, o. H.y stable
dcof. .ad have !ust ~ cd >:1o Irck- colt
frora lpqnp etoien Come owe. H. II aolai-
lug ADD ! vii tel yor oil tbcr. *. aad give
you the agency Of r tps ,.c,.. ,i.J ne north
hale Of Wayery.