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Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

&uieIiusss Gardner / fort uopals hos
2arieu fra 25 Gts. pr. Yo. % opooer.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
Gecsfaio.

aImiRsd.st gstsiai0 Ovros,s / ~ot,OrussPorcn ioH
hieiil gratis. Or btrinos en- iasbau aumsleeHe Of
utst.,itisut Sne5Ole easr lseiaea al Sers, sa ulas for
ieaeant kttals 5 GAs. W. stri..
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Bill DC tisbs beluIoeu Cashmere l
Daro brtbt for 40 Gts., iaa saa til
yarieu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

JHsen Der / SpeH bar itprre GpIas Of
laeoaHhe Sorer, iOm Soil NET tranaer
VI, os Jnssn iGlser benz biIisere enb
o'iVil. q. 8. Saugen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Reset imutt "GngIiib Decorated" Sten
tei ianIt 9lasuarer I tort Gplaa hos
81. Z. 6auaeu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
1rfemt.
"au1koN,.--...- lowe

"auhoN,.--..- Iowa
Sentor opsr ~. s. @erIss Stass.
Gr. IeuB bar tioli9ere boet / Chicago.
Gottpreu ~behanoler ale Siass t~rouiite ps
lansparias Spsoomme. San bar iGroeles
sooe Gntsialinssr fra Eager ps Gnor. for
i'm 9p9tigbeo. Nue, Der lioer Of en- eler
ouoeu Spsooni, buroe beHpeuos zig til BAN.
1010tf
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

8Cbt llooalg al Strpntper for Gamer
% Serrer hos s.. &. &au9eu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

On be tlgber 8arer hos Sen Scar. 'aar
De altio sooe Sarer % bet I'll ristis ri.
meliae Iriier.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sjpb 8intersSuer hos 2arien; ban
bar ct uomRrtet uboal9.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sanoiter, Satter % Suer / soot llopal9
hos &. 8. Sausen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Spar Yenae! apb Suerira!fer til
NGno, Gutter o. Bgrn hos Garien.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

9oot @aterproof for 80 Cts. Dos
s.. 5. Sausen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sc, Tom oil tIgbs iGroisipese GlGr
oes, Ian pare Ysrge oee at tIgbe bos
Sarien.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Spoos til ollie Iriier hos
81. ). 6ausen,
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Gaa til "@sn Bear, 90 fjpb alrber; Der
faar Re ristis rimelise Sriier os ristis
gpoe Sarer.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

9arfeas 9issetubat til IS Cts. er barb
90 cts.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

6riiie "guuuso geades" for Is Cts. pr.
can hos &. s. Saugen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

sSbler pr. Sguhe eQer | minore Tdrtier
De bseite eneuu uppiit / SeIt, hos
Il. q. Sauaeu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

SarsenS $1,000 Sraetcr ere al bel
ulo "gSeitern mnbe galbmeres" os uom9r'
let soot ioret % lpet. &c paa BEN, lsr
ou tIgber.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

@pbt llapal9 al Gloats ps Solmans bUs
Sc. 3. &auseu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
MrerttSicm enter.

MnerttSicm
Renember
Recital
Friday Evening Nov. %.
PROGRAM:
PART /.
/. Piano Duet.-"Oberon" (from Weber's
Opera, Leybach.
Grace Marsh and Jennie Dayton.
2. Vocal Duet.-O'er the Hill, DER the
Dale, Glover.
Bert Rustad and Bessie KimJaH.
3. Piano Duet.-Campaign March.
Baumbach.
Clara Hegg and Mamie GrinSelie.
4. Vocal Solo with violin obligatob Ave
Maria" Willard
Emma Digger.
5. Piano Solo.-Pearls of Dew,
Gustav Lange.
6. Vocal Solo,
Prof. De Ners.
PART II.
|. Violin and Piano, Heimweh,
Jungmann.
2. Vocal Duet.-Young Hearts,
A. Giebel.
Mamie Tuttle and Bessie KimbaN.
. Piano Solo Improvisation, Faust.
. "o'o' "Halling," Ole Bull.
Sarah Larsen.
4. Vocal Solo.-Venetian Boat Song.
Mamie Tuttie.
5. Two Pianos.-Mendelsohns Wedding
March, A. Berg.
Piano |. l.. ". Berer and Sarah Larsen
Piano 2 Mrs. Finn and Ellen Larsen.
accompanied by Prot. KoUaTiEs String
Qudrfette.
6. Song.-Good Night.
By the Lille Ones.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sanerne Ituioe ie 2arisns 2iifes
&jpisteier til S1.00, fsreno De tIg5er;
be er be beoite / Spen til ben 8ris.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Iit tore Cpiag Of Sinter Sbapls ita,
YrIIerue iGl9e. 81. s. Sauscu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Den, iom tan blGipe gn til at ipare
Hen8e, naar ban ltal iiebe 8l9Oer, oct er
c3cn AGAR.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

@aa Ill Ben Bear tor alt Slass uaSer.
tgi baaSe for Sorne % @Htter.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

De beblie $500 Yolntars / 9ecprab bps
s.. s. Sau8en.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Gables Collars, De npeite %, Der, hos
q. 5. 9ausen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Com i9ouaulis bar ri en- flor gebptn
mug at StppIer % Sfo, De beoite
Bpen % til lape Yriier.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
2ofaIs u otitfer.
@lcaet S@reO

/ garo breet hos aarieu til 8 gtS, er Oaro
g Cts.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Snseu fau frempiie ct beore Bar Stsp,
Ter for 81 90 emo 81. 3. Sauaen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Maple Sirup for s1.O0 pr. Salon hos
&. s. Sausen-
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

6aar.aiGoer fobriieres eiter ScitiGins
hos s. S%rjtinitiS. Ills.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
Ssiian phptoaraiiife glttelier

Ssiian pbotosrafife Attelier
er M / iuio Yirtiombeo meo npe Gppa.
rater ps 0ietbooe. 8eore Qrbeibe ubigres
nj emo np9eniinoe %tiliorn. q III asiiitsnt
bar leg iifret mig ben berpmte Tbutograf
5boriou ira Bergen. Goot Nrbeioe 60.
rauteres % til lapeite Yriier; so Gis. til
81 ton ipares paa buert 2uiin. WiH 5or=
refining bar mere eno iorooblet Zig paa De
iibi:s Aar, for bullet ieg er mine mango
8uuDer tatltplois. Seq baaber, at be frem.
oeles oil beGre mig meo oeres Sgsnins.
gGrbpoigIt
G. G.. oXLOE.
Tbotograf.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Srian. Sra 6rebritsbaIo itripes beu
lsbs Sttober / "SmaaIenenes hints,
tioenbe:~ Snat bI9its Der en- Srtau
ira Sp6, iaa uoIbiOm, iom man neppe
bar baut ben Der paa mango Iar. Store
SrGer er bIGite o~usrenbe, poa ale S,ps-
ger er Der foruOIbt Stabe, os Gasiten
er ieiet bort paa be fisits Suie, Der
Iaa ubiat for Stormeu. Oa mango
6artsisr itaI baus peret unoer 6piten,
oil not ulptter bIiue ipurgt. Sm en-
foreli99er Der ausreSs ibag WeobeIslie.
Sra Glib "Soura", Der bsnloa peo
Viernebuuet paa Sauesn unoer Gait
ming itilbe Ell Sorteinins brinses ilauo
| Rattens Ntsrte. Stprmanoen og TO
Wtanb git / en- gge for at brin9e ct
Gcus iIanb os fit osiaa 6artSiet fors
tsiet. Oa Bette par aiort, nGstebe en-
Natros at saa no / Ggen i9ien, me-
benr Stprmanbcn os @tatros @unber
9arien fra Suusene / Berg uilbe oms
boro, men esen uaItebe, os 6oItene tum
/ Sioeu. Stprmanpen tjGmpebe fig
isisnnem gsIserne tiianb, men Matros
9arien tunbs life ipemnie oa pmfom.
Siset er ibas iunbst. Den afbobe par
en- ~orbentIis Manb os efterIabsr fla
9ultru % fire Born / imaa Saar.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sil De tlpbe spOe 8lGoer til bilis Yfis,
gao oa til Sen Bear.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Bort &lGpess Eager er bet itsriie - bore
Yriier De ~lapeite. Sen Scar.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

gjcrntn | SGtrrsSalcn sr ifeIss
"ebr. lambs Sie.," talris os ~narsuaenbe
iaar. 6or nosen Glib iiOsu gap ben iis
italt meo to 9elts / @aarSsn Srsirets
Stou | gpslunb os brsp ben no ouer
ct bsit, iteiIt 6leIO, usb bpis Sob
Soften fanbtes isnoerilaast. SaaucI
paa Dale iOm paa SpauIe, igpslanb,
bar Sisrnen uiit fig Iiss nebe peo
9aarben. s 6ieIotraftsn melem @ar.
baIssranien cs lille GopSuI itaI pore
iasttaset flsre Sierne. Oslaa lGneere
nsbe / OaIen bar man feet ben, iaaIes
Sss psb 9purinssuunhet i gpie, buor
ben par repraientsret psb en- Yinne meo
8 llnser, os paa 6ennefosfeIbst FAINT
| Sennlims Sfou os 9ornnas. gaa
Utoi os Dale SpsIano iamt paa
Sprtuelot | epie bar ben siort Snobus
| 6reaturfottsn.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sange Suict bar BAIT en- fpritstig
@jelt npIig, Os oenne Sang oar Dat
sn tsmmeIig tan9t ipoira, uemlig er0ns
prinoien at BormgaI, en- 2O.Garis I'M
oaieiiig Dugling ms0 ct Iiuligt lDi;
Gnii3t. 6aH boeoe un5er SpGoioet pau
Stot5oIm5 S!Oi, Og ipntss i ale Del.
at latte @ris YGa a.t, buah ban fauot
osrOYps i BET 6oie Norotn, lite minbl,
paa bet uiogaaeritiouns yau0lfab PEE %
omsrin9 MtGIara Si9en.
Sagcrne bar biotil alb i0rnst grs6
meo 99noerne, men III bar 3. =.
8icIbers / Stot9olm faaet It 9 Aa:s
9atent paa en- SpFnbeIis at G~pparatsr,
ION ct iitanb til at iOrme al SIags
Yreo.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Ger er intet Steo, boor Der i9Iees lao
sooe Sl9oesparer joni hos Sen Scar
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

81 Sla9s Saar.N rbeioe uoipres hos
7.ll.s. 6. irItiuiiis.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
81 bar iorte og telar;s


iii priin Iouers ssrn hos uossn aiIoeu
tnrpebs Goibmsrss til IS 6ts. pr
garo, % Stoifst ina soot, at be
oaniteii9 fan fnbes beSre.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
Icertisicmcmtcr

llaibenieoe Sreoc uso SetOrab =. 9. til
ben 15oe 1opbr. 1883.
& N anoeriou.
Wir. Die Z Reliuu.
Dtr. Cars Yeeerion.
0ir. Nartin Sobnion
Mr. 3eooor @ilbertiou.
9Pr. x 6 gsge
giiis Gina SUbuion.
Mi>s Gina g aiRtitab.
Ytiis Glarp Esterion.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
@ore lorts o9 .Dlerte
elite StoieIfr

NelVeteens
.isbie ri / SuIi, for ben nuvorenSs
Scla Sarif traaote / 6rair, 90 ri tar
osyior irlse lem aolfiuist biaissre emf
sntte, Err ioJit tiabte %ieu,rs; Dol,
Runocr fol bare Ioroelen oerai.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Sor Eager al ale SiaGs
EhAN Ell
II iuloTtRHoist, ca ri er be ensfte ! Re
,orab, Der irl9u Der iabri.eget shirt
ing Flanel, ben beoits Sare / Saup
otlcn til ben Yris.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
Bort SpIag al
G9rotaaiorte GIGStr

er betpoeli8t / SBit; ri tilbpoer be bebi.
Slass 8arer, soot ipeoe c9 uoitpreee, o
oi ielser f%ortriuliss 9raster os Sberfra!
ter baaoe for Nano % e,utter til bili
Prts. ON GODDARD
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

ian man altio ipare Yeuse paa, Deb at
flsbe hos &arieu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
Iorit @~antmeloft
os Srislin8 hos 2arieu.
Groceries

ajDb Sraoleps berDmte Stotsi hos 2urien.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Oct beoite Steo til Srotjsb al 9ruoe.
uoiiDr er hos SarScu.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
/. l. GODDARD

Gi Dry Goods bar nj ct ~Iiaouan:
Zig iiOrt SpIus, builtet Osioa er I'll:
liable uleb port
DRESS GOODS.
Der oufatter ale be meit uoies:s ga:
Ger; Eriierht sr iGresIts lace iom +
Sr. oei bebite ior;e elsr toIsr,s SiIts
isi, nOasnfuloe iolst / Soma, ior 81
pr. Yato.
9i iHSbposr pubIitam til at is iab'
ON los os.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Satter % Suer b%iaisere emo biligit hos
Sen Sear.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Bore 1 Dollars Gperals er De beoIte %
biuisite. Sen Scar.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

SelnIone INT Sbirtins 5Iaunel til 40 gts,
bps s.. ;. Sausen.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

&igb be 2 Dollars Stpolsr hos
Sen Scar
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Get ltsrite SpIas Of al9oer, ~no9enIinoe
leet l Secprab, er hos Sen Scar
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
81
Yebag at !9ie bette!

@i Dniter / laa iaa Orb ION mulist at
benleoe SpmGrtiombeoeH paa rort ubDre
Splas al fRroissiOrte 8leoer, Sntter %
9uer, Stouter os Sio idntt llnoertsi. Yet
or bet iigrlte Eager bibtil feet Der. 8ntes
rem er for SaaHoeH, a babe Den rGne %
ben auoen fer Jig ON efter YintertlGosr.
81 guiter oerior at iprtGle Iubliiint, al
core Griler or lape o9 pore Sarer aooe, oa
ui er puerbeoilt ON, at ri ielser Sarer
biqisere, eub nogen gnben lGl9er benz
vi nioa. paa @rIno al, at ri bebanoler
bore annosr reoeligt % Grligt, bert Star
uopios Dor 6o~rretuina. % pi pil iorlifre,
at Ri osiaa / 5remtioen ligeiom iioligere
oil oriue Dor SorretIius eiter
The Square Dealing Plan.
vi taller for ben Sp8uins, ri biotil bar
bait, os gubuer mat pGre Ooerbepiit ON,
ct pi pl glpre 2lt for at behoIos osH-oi
oil altio giore bet alerbeOte, ri fan.
@jsr os ben Sieneite at fpuime inc i Dor
Sutif; maj pil itaa ii9 paa bet.
10.10.2. Sen Bear.
Square Dealing Clothier,
DEBORAH, Iowa.
Seitiainser pr. Bolt oil pisbliifelis erpe.
oereS.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

vi iGl9er &lGoer for Borne % Gutter
iii meset neoiatte &riier Gen Bear.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Yer iaa mil at buife paa, at III iGtqel
Speriratter for aoot @ipb. &fm Scar
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

uoteset SGreo
bps 9arieu, A Cts. pr. Yaro.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

$ort CYlo3 at
Gaaber,
DOLMANS
%
om'attcr ale be nGeite Eteotr Ill c. Iaeejtt
&Jiier. Si bar bait en- ian p~poeriis Nm
Coming III at Ile6s oisie Sarer, at ri Tan
iGlse BEN for omlrent Oct Samn,s, andre
a.gbmGno tlpber Dem for.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Gu fi1ur preienS-
Gt nbr' % 6ais'3iGbe al 9aar i9l9es
hos &. SrltinIfis. Ills.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

al ferIte alosie % til r~imslise Griier no
iereS Of Sr. u. Is. &eanse, 9ecorab
Splsa. 9tf
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
WuNf.

WuNf.
9grbas ben 24oe Noubr. bplbes 9oncert
/ 9utbsr Colleges fore Sal. ct llouals
Of be beeIts 9r0iter psb Stplen uoierer
programmed. apncerten er iilbeoite TOR
Sutber college Srteitra. apm Vile, iom
ian.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Seitiainser pr. @oit oil piebliifelis egpe-
oeres.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

Oet GsrFfe zeii
- LsoRFions 9Eit..
aist.su 8.
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21

gsorff z
Go 2. zoI5eg5,
~ Gta o. e liner
geams Sled. iHus5osi
Decorah-posten., 1883-11-21
Admission, 25c; Children, loo

6. Song.-Good Night.
By the Lille Ones.
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
Religious Signs OF the Times.

In his lecture upon "the religious signs OF
the times" delivered in Auckland, New Zea-
land, October 10, 1882, Rev. Joseph Cook
said:
"At the opening of this century there were
only three free churche, in America. Now
we have only free churches there. But there
has never been any very influential connec-
tien of the church withthe state in America.
There is nothing makes church so TO use
its own possibilities as to claim and get
recognition and support. 1t rejects all the
clutches of state patronage. In Anne rica the
doctrine is "sink or swim," and they mostly
swim. Because that alternative is put before
every church organization, every church that
has true and lofty aims learns to swim, and
any church that has not true and lofty aims
ought to sink. In 1900 the proportion Of the
Evangelical church members to the popnla-
tlon in America was one 10 fifteen. To-day
under the voluntary system, IL Is one in five.
Counting only the Evangelical churches, and
counting only those who have made serious
profession OF their faith, we have 100000
of church members to 50,oOO,O 900 Of people.
The Universalist church Is perishng for lack
of spiritual life. The Unitarians are twice
less mum srous now than they were IN 1870.
The Unlversalists are twice and half less
numerous. am speaking advisealy when
say this, for have had occasion to examine
| the facts"
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
The Church Of Humanity.

The Church of Humanity, In London, Is
probably the smallest religious body In the
world. According to q recent computation
there srs just sixty members in the little
dlngy hall in Fetter lane where they meet to
worship an ideal humanity. Even that
number represents large increase; fsr,some
years ago, Professor Jowitt, who visited
them, said wittily that he found there only
sthree persons and no Cod" Strange Is II
may appear, though they are avowed agnos-
tics, they aim at . ritual worship, and make
an attempt to perpetuate the memory Of
sanity characters IS the Christian Church
does, by observing holy days. Recently, the
"Festival Of Holy Women" " was celebrated,
DR.. Congreve, the high priest of humanity,
officiating. He read George Eliots famous
Positivist hymn, 80, Might Join the Chsir
Invisible" and recited passages from 'The
Imitation of Christ" A prayer was offered
to the .Great Power whom we here acknowl-
edge As the Highest Humanity" There Is
also q ritual with prayers and benediction
as follows: "The Faith Of Humanity, the
Hope Of Humanity, the Love Of Humanity,
bring you comfort, and teach you sympathy;
give you peace In yourselves and peace with
others, now and forever. Amen" DR..
Congreve, the priest, has distinguished him.
self In all movements opposed to slavery and
oppression. He was opposed TO the was oi
England against the Afghans, Zulus, Beers,
and Egyptians, and has recently delivered
noteworthy discourse in favor of granting in
dependence to the Irish.
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
River Currents

A very slight declivity suflices TO give the
running motion to water. Three inches per
mile in smooth, straight channel gives Q
velocity of about three miles per hour. The
Ganges, which gathers the waters OF the
Himalaya Mountains, the loftiest in the
world, Is at 100 miles from Its mouth only
800 feet above the level of the sea, and to
fall 800 feet in its long course the water re-
quires more than mouth. The great river
Magdalena, in South America, rum ing for
1000 miles between two ridges Of the Andes,
falls only 200 feet In all that distance.
Above the distance of / 600 miles It Is seen
de.cepd ing In rapids and cataracts from the
mountains. The igantic Rio de Ia Platte
has SO gentle descent 10 the ocean that In
Parag nay, 1900 miles from Its mouth, large
ships are seen which have sailed against the
current all the way by the force Of the wind
alons-tllat Is to say, which. on the beauti-
ful Inclined plane Of the stream, have been
gradually lifted by the soft wind, even
against the current, to IN elevation greater
than our loftiest spires.
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
POETRY.
HpoN,D FEEL TOO BIG ."

A frog vas a-singing Won day, in der brook
(It vas beddher, mine friends. you don'd
feel too bigD
Und he shvelled NIT pride, und he say,
"Shust look,
Don'd sing dose beautiful song like book"
I'D vas beddher, mine friends, you don'd
feel too bigD
A fish came a swimming along dot way
I'D vas beddher, mine friends, you don'd
feel too bigD
an dake you oudt off der VET" he say;
Und der leedle froggie vas shtowed away.
I'd vas beddher, mine friends, you don'd
feel too bigD
A hawk flew down, und der fish dock in.
I'D vas beddher, mine friends, you don'd
feel too bigD
Und der hawk he dinks dot der shmardest
vim
Ven he shtuck his claws in dot fish's shkin,
I'D vas beddher, mine friends, you don'd
feel toe bigD
A hunter vas oudt NIT his gun aroundt,
I'd vas beddher, mine friends, you dond
feel too bigD
Und he say, ven der hawk was brought TO
der groundt,
Und der fish and der leedle frog was foundt
"Id vas beddher, mine friends, you don'd
feel too bigw
-Hdrper's for january.
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
A Georgia Editor on Early Marriages.
RISING F'd,cn (Ga.) Gazette.


Nine-tenths of the unhappy marriages are
the result of green human calves being
allo ed to run at large in the society pastures
without any yokes on them. They marry
and have children before they do mustaches,
they are fathers of twins before they have
two pairs of pants, and the little girls the y
marry are all old women before they ar e
twenty years old. Occasionally one of these
gosling marriages turn cut all right, but IL Is
A clear case of luck. If there was a law
against young galoots sparkling and marrying
before they have cut all their teeth, we sup.
pose the little cusses would evade 1t in
some way, but there ought to be sentiment
against IL. IL Is time enough for these ban
tarns 10 think Of finding pullet when they
have raised money enough TO buy bundle
of latlis TO build hen house. But they see
a girl who looks cunning, and they are
afraid there is not going to be enough girls TO
20 round, and then they begin to get in their
work real spry; aud before they are aware of
the sanctity of the marriage relation they
are hitehed for life, aud before they own a
cook stove or a bedstead, they have TO get
up in the night and go after the doctor, so
frightened that they run themselves out OF
breath and abuse the doctor because be
doesn't iun TOO, aud when the doctor gets
there, there is not enough linen in the house
to wrap up doll-baby.
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
Tn. Mi.chier of Even Loose Corset.

D.o Leleis IL North american Regielc.
But nav not a corset be worn SO loose as
70 DO no harm? Ii b; q corset, machine
with steel, whalebones or other stiflenings
be meant, the answer Is s.Nom The corset
Is hard and stif, while that porticn OF the
body which IL surrounds Is particularly soft
and flexible. If the wearer could always
stand erect, with the corset SO loose as not to
touch her, no harm would be done. But
she must sometimes sit, when the parts un-
der the corset are greatly enlarged. Bend
ing forward, as in sewing or reading, she
leans against the upper ends Of the whale
bone, and the pressure against the upper
ends Is returned against the abdomen at the
lover end. IL wearer will put her hand nm
der the lower end of her corset while she
leans forward against the npperend, she will
be surprised al the pressure. This pressure
upsn the sbdomen. during all The leng hours
Of sitting, ,l.~s serious mischief. In ote
wnrd IL may he added tI.si. wih every BEND
iny .,fti.- la,d,. rvr,, tl,s very hase rofset Is
hrnnghl is.ia coatza with yielding parts.
The firarirg ribs. ihai ma-'-spiece 81 human
n-rl ai.i>n. sna flr.s~ s.fi parts af tl,r per-
. s+,,. = ,.r-. ., IL. ssss+.,. rsnipa peif,rm
H. nI.ual.sina aud vital n...sssnsu.s mel
Il. III q. rssA,xi II a,.d ,lirs>tsun. even sill-
dr. L...-- s.s-sl. Then ~hs' MUS We SAY
u r.sfsst ~iliriu II iol loose.
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
something about smith.

Scene In newspaper Office. Enter Smith:
"See here, Mr.. Editor, l want to know
what you mean by allowing your paragraph
er to make fun Of the Smiths. There may
be good many of US, bat just want you
to understand that We honor the name and
we don't intend to stand"
Editor--a But, my dear sir, you forget; !;
my name Is smith,"
Mr.. Smith. BY Jove, so 1t 10; never
thought sf ". Well, so much the more rea-
sou why you should kick out the paragrspher
for--r
Ecitor--a But his nsme ID Smith, too"
Mr.. Smith" The ID tea saw"
EdHor-s ". ss'i Smith. Aud our
f.re,nsm IS named Snnh. a..i the proof
r..ai-r is named SmIlh. and half q dozen OF
the men who set up the copy are named
= Snrr. Confsu "A &. slr, we've sat right
m..mxAs fin.. tn smisisif ~ ~a.ii n'.'
Mr.. Smiiil-- susi I'D. q .,i hyr.'
The new North-west., 1883-01-05
Peculiar Accidents.

Frank Latimer, two years Of age, Of olean,
N. Y, lost his life by pulling over his head
a pan of scalding hot jelly from table.
William Cruder, of Carlinville, ILL.,, while
on his way to school with an open knife in
in his hand, started to run. He fell, the
knife pierced his heart, and he died in
stantly.
The noise made by serenading party at
the house of q. Wesley Clark, Greenville,
n. Y, frightened horse, and while pluAging
in the stable he burst blood-vessel and
dropped dead.
After the little daughter of A. p. Abbott,
of Whitehall, N. Y, had nearly reached
deaths door, aod was suffering excruciatipg
pains In the nose, an examination revealed
shoe button in the nostril.
While gathering pecans near 1herville, La,
Gabriel Hunter threw up an iron ramrod,
and 1t fell OH the head of Jacob Garner,
passing through his skull aud brain down
into his throat, killing him instantly.
Edward Sharp, of Jac'.son county, Ca,
| los. his ear in a singular manner. He was
washing the legs of his horse to cure the
scratches, when the animal broke from the
hitching post, and, attacking Mr.. Sharp, Bit
of his ear
Alice Christopher, seven years Of age, oi
Chicago, would haze suffered no serious In
Jury from her fall into sewer excavation
had not the crowd that gathered Oh bott
sides caused the bank to give way, when she
was Instantly smothered to death.
John Wing of Mendon, N. Y, lost valu
able horse In a singular manner. mouse
gnawed n hole from the manser into the
grain bin, and through it the grain rushed
into the feed trough. The horse feaste'
during the night snh dial tlr- next dsy.
Postmaster WIilslead, Of L,na, Ark, place'
a double -barrelled gun-trap inside his door
so that when opened it would pull the trig
ger. Without thinking he went back an
opened the door, and was instantly killed b.
the contents of the gun entering his body.
While three boys were out rowing In
boat near the Philadelphia gas works, on
! of them threw a lighted cigar overheard
7 The water was covered with benzine, whicl
, ignited, enveloping the boys in flames, an
they jumped overheard. They were q
severely burned.
The horses attached to hearse At th
> funeral of Miss Margaret Street, at Slat'
. vile, Nd, became unmanageable, and th
hearse collided with one of the carriags
and SO excited John Robinson, one Of tt
inmates, that he fell over into the arms Of
friend riding with him, and instantly e.
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