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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05

DIED.
New Advertisements.


The subscriber viii sell at public auction on We'd
nesday March IA, commencing at l O'Clock, p. M, at
his Office IN Barton Village all the remaining property
of the Insogent Estate of T. B. Robinson consisting
Of notes and accounts.
l0-lI s. w BALDWIN ASSIGNEE
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05
CON SumPTI

have positive remedy for the above disease by It's
thousands Of OF the kind and Of long
standing been Indeed. strong is my faith
in its efficacy, that will send TWO BOTTLES FREE.
together with VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease.
10 any sufferer. Give Express and p. o. address.
DIR. T. A. SLOCUM ISL Pearl St.. New York
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05
Boston Wholesale Produce Market,
ioRREcTRBE xPREssL1PoRrHE
ORLEANS COUNTY MONITOR,
A. d. RID.

Jobbing and Commission Dealelin ButterCheese
Flour Lard Eggs, Beans, Dried Apple &c.
2lJohu Street, Boston Mass
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05
MORRIS & IRELAND SAFES
AGAIN TRIUMPHANT!

The attention of the public is re-
spectfully invited to the following
testimonials in favor of the Morris &
Ireland safe:
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05
FURTHER IMPORTANT TESTIMONY-EvI
DENCE OF LEADING CITIZENS.

We, the undersigned citizens of Brad
ford, having been present at the disastrous
fire which occurred in this village on the
morning of February 18th. 1888, which
destroyed property to the value of over
SIS, 900, and having witnessed the trying
ordeal to which the Morris & Ireland safes
owned by DIR. +. III. Everett and Messrs.
Winship & Co. were subjected and having
been present at the opening of said safes,
hereby unhesitatingly express our convic-
Jion that the Morris & Ireland safes were
subjected to and passed triumphantly
through the severest test required to
prove their superior fire-proof qualities,
and their claim to public confidence.
PRICHARD & HAY,
III. A. WINsIIP & Co.,
JOHN B. PICKETT, DR.,
JOHN b. PICKETT,
c. Z. CLARK,
ALDEN STEVENS.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-03-05
SETTLE UP AND PAY,

Those persons indebted to me for flour and grain
must call the gTistmiil and settle at
further trouble and expense.
6tf TYLER MCLOUD, Barton. Vt.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

Doc SENsE.-Who does not ic,ye
noble dog, and who could ever treat
with unkindness this best, most faith.
full friend man ever finds?
A gentleman in William street.
New York, had faithful Newfound.
lander on which he could always rely.
One day gentleman came in with a
dog he was Intending to take on board
a ship. The string by which he was
led was laid down, and the dog watch
ing his chance. slipped out to take e
little turn about the city. The man
was quite troubled, but Leo's master
simply said: "Go bring him back
Leo"
Away he went down the street, and
a block or two distant he came across
the runaway. How was he TO COM
pei him to come along? Evidently
the dog reasoned that he must first be
taught to respect the powers that be.
So he took him by the neck and shook
him. Then he picked up the string
and walked along. The other did
not like that. and pulled back. Down
went the line aRd -aRother shaking
came off. So with alternate chastis-
ing and leadings he managed to tow
his craft into port. He walked with
the air of There's your old dog, sir"
and then lay down to rest from his
labors, keeping a sharp lookout
though, that the culprit did not
again escape and make him all that
trouble over again.
Dogs surely have a way of under
standing communications Of other an
imals, besides their own species, and
also of communicating their wishes to
them.
My neighbor has a dog and cat
who live on very good terms. One
night the rats carried off the cats
tiny kittens from her nest in the barn.
She hunted everywhere for them, and
finally came into the house and walk
ed up to Schnider and put her head
down very earnestly to his. That
dog got up and walked out to the
barn, and hunted with her over every
nook and Granny for those kittens.
A small dog and cow were great
friends. There was larger dog in
the town, which never failed to wor-
ry little Prince whenever he passed
his store. Prince always got the
worst Of it and one day he ran back
towards home and got his cow which
was in the street, TO come along with
him. Sure enough, out came the old
enemy to harrass him as usual, CON-
ing up close to the cows ieet whera.
Prince had entrenched himself. Ei1h.
er in self-defense or in defsasa of her
dog. the COW lifted the offender
her horns and tossed him into a lot
of old boxes, before he knew what
was happening. Il was surely enough
to make ''the little dog laugh" if Ee
had any laugh about him.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

FISHING FOR HUsBANDs.-The hus-
band fishery at the summer resorts
last season was reported fat failure;
and the reason why the fishing failed,
the Philadelphia Times says, is that
the style was too gorgeous. While
it compelled admiration, it dazzled
those who admired it. It's glitter was
beautiful, but a glance at it was
enough to drive the poor fellows away
with feelings of thankfulness for their
escape. While the palmer and less
expensive girls meet their mates, the
elegantly-overdressed lady remains
solitary.
If the girl who is fishing for hus-
band makes any mistake, it is that OF
thinking that the young man who is
looking for wife wants costly piece
of goods for show. Some young.
men want this, but there are few
who can afford it, and even those
who can in many instances are
afraid to yoke themselves to it.
They know that too snowy young
woman, even if she have wealthy pa
rents, is apt to be full of troublesome
whius and of notions very difficult to
satisfy. Even if they be SO sordid
that they would like to marry for mo-
ney these young men know enough to
reflect that riches sometimes take wings
and go out of sight. They stop and
consider that if there be wealth and
whims, when the wealth flies away
and leaves nothing but the whims,
the residue is an exceedingly undesi-
rable piece Of finery.
Every summer there is a complaint
of the lack of young men at the wa
tering-places. Last year the COM
plant was louder than ever. One of
the reasons is that the extravagant
display made by some of the girls
frightens them away. They cannot
afford such expensive luxuries as these
girls appear to be. They go fishing
or boating or hunting by themselves,
or take long pedestrian tours out of
reach of the girls; the girls meanwhile
sit on fashionable hotel porticos, with
their papas and mammas, and lament
and wonder.
The girl who lets nature take its
course; who avoids putting herself on
exhibition as if for sale; who makes
no more display than is consistent
with gracefHlness, beauty and good
common sense, is reasonably sure of
one of two things. Either she will
make delightful wife for some sensi-
bic and worthy man. or else she will
turn out happy and lovely old maid.
Better be nice spinster than an un-
lovely wife, married for money or
show.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26
NO.

you ought 10 % 90 the islands. 'causS
you'd be safe there aud the natifs'd
be sorry they was such sinners any
body would send you to 'en. He
says he never seen a heatken hungry
enough to eat you, less twas . bind
one. and you'd set blind paaans
teeth on edge 50 he'd never banker
after any more missionary. Uncle
Dick : awful funny and makes pa and
ma die laughing sometimes"
"Hour Uncle Richard is bad de-
Prayed wretch. and ought TO have re-
mained out west where his style is
appreciated. He sets horrid exam
pie Cor little girls like you"
"Oh, / think he's nice. He showed
me how g slide down tha bannisterS,
ana ne i teaching me towhistIe when
ma amt round. That's q pretty
cloak you've got, amt it1" Do you
buy your good clothes with mission
ary money? Ma says you do
just then the freckled- faced little
girls ma came into the parlor and
kissed the missionary lady on the
cheek and said she was delighted 90
see her and they proceeded to have q
real sociable chat. The little girls
ma can't understand why a person
who processes to be so charitable as
the missionary agent does, should 90
right over to Miss Diamonds and
say such ill-natured things a. she did,
and she thinks the missionary is a
double-faced gossip.-BostOn Globe.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

's0h. Yon don't sayl Rather an art
ful idea Ian sure. What did Won
wish 10 ask about p
'The dude
The youth started, glanced sharply
at the reporter for an instant, and
then resumed the air Of indifference
as he said, "Well
There isa widespread rumor down
town that a cat chased q dude up
Fifth avenue yesterday at sundown.
"oh, / say T. said the youth, with
q tranquil smile. ''It's quite too bad,
don't chew know. to put it upon
the-er-aw--dude, y'know, lcike
that. The dudes not hawf as bad as
painted Chased BY a eat-Haw r.
N6 truth in Il q al p
"Whoys I'd lay quid to . bob
anytoime that it's a pure guy" said
the youth, with some animation "aud
I'll tell you what" he continued,
"the-aw-dude, don't chew know,
Is wretchedly misunderstood"
"What is a dude p
"a dude" answered the youth.
slowly, IS gentleman. A cad can
never be dude. He must not be in
trade, but must have money. | dare
say there are dudes who have very
little money, but then they have blood.
yknow. Bnt the point Of the thing
is that the dude is the embodiment0
er-of the-ah-triumph Of the gen.
tleman over the cad. You take what
was once known as a swell, or a fop.
or a dandy, and it was never absolute.
ly necessary for him to be gentle
man: The pet, particular god of
swelldom was Beau Brummel, don't
chew know, and yet he was not a
gentleman according to our English
ac;eptation of the term. Still, he
snubbed the Prince of Wales"
Would he not have been quite as
effective as dude ?"
by no means" said the youth
hastily, Don't chew see? He was
gorgeous and overdressed, while We
er-that is, the dude-is the acme of
proprietY and good taste. He wore
loud colors, padded shoulders, corsets,
wigs, snuff-box, and unlimited Jewell
ry, while the dude wears no iewelry
other than a ring, and invariably
dresses in dark and quiet coIors."
rs there any fun in being a dude p
TO the vulgaw a dude Is not i'm
pressive. The gorgeous swell took
the eye. The women worship him
for the richness Of his dress and the
waitahs in eating houses were over
powered but the dude is essentially
negative. He is not a spectacle; heis
a quiet, self-contained gentleman. He
is refined, and he is distinguished from
common people by his manners. In
England We have a landed aristocra-
cy; in America the aristocrats are
popularity known as dudes, y'know.
A fellah dressed properly and walk
ing quietly on the Strand or in Pell
Nell is known simply as an English
gentleman but when he appears in
the same attire on Fifth av moo he at
once becomes dude"
May / ask how long you have
been away from England2'
"I-aw-cawn't say; the fact Is,
have nevah been in England"
"Ahl good day." accenting the
good"
Good dOy," accenting the "dOy.' .
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

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TbeV have ~ -. g. IS, t,,sv :. .,.,... -
ouire. laws further am thosa which
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possess a marked distinction from both
organic and inorganic matter and ra-
tional beings; for in addition, the
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

THE FREcKLED-FAcE GIRL.-"Mas 3
upstairs changing her dress said the
freckled-face little girl, tying her
dolls bonnet strings and casting her
eye about for a tidy large enough to
serve as shawl for that double Joint
ed young person.
"Oh, your mother needn't dress up
for me, replied the female agent OF
the missionary society taking a self
satisfied view of herself in the mir
ror. Run up and tell her to come
down just as she is in her everyday
clothes and not stand on ceremony" !"
"Oh, but she hasn't got on her
everyday clothes. Ma was all dress
ed up in her new brown silk, cause
she expected Miss Dimmond to-day.
Miss Dimmond always comes over here
to show of her nice things and ma don I
mean TO get left. When ma saw you
coming she said, The Dickens! + and
guess she was mad about something.
Ma said if you saw her new dress
she d have to hear all about the poor
heather, who don't have silk, and
you'd ask her for money to buy hymn
books to send 'em. Say, do the nigger
ladies use hymn book leaves to do their
hair up and make it frizzy2 Ma says
she guesses that 9 al the good the books
do EN-, if they ever get any books.
/ wish my doll was heathen."
why, you wicked little girl, what
do you want Of a heather doll !" in
quired the missionary lady taking a
mental inventory Of the new things
in the parlor to get material for a
homily on worldly extravagance.
so folks would send her lots of
nice things to wear and feel sorry to
have her going about naked. Then
she'd have hair to frizz and want a
doll with truly hair and eyes that
roll up like Deacon Sliderback when
he Gays amen on Sunday. I amt a
wicked girl either, cause Uncle Dick
you know Uncle Dick, he's been
out west and swears awful and smokes
in the house-he says I'm holy ter
rOr and he hopes III be an angel pref
ty soon. Nall be down In a minute,
so you needn't take your cloak of.
She said she'd box my ears if | asked
you TO. Mas putting on that old
dress she had last year, cause she
said she didn't want you to think she
was able to give much this time and
she needed new muf worse than
the queen of the cannon bail islands
needed religion. Uncle Dick says
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

To HAVE FINE ToMAToEs.-Toma-
toes raised in poorish light soil will
ripen ten days earlier than those
raised in rich soil. We know this
actual test during the present season.
If large, snowy tomatoes are wanted
regardless of flavor or time Of ripsn-
ing, hen the rich soil and the rank
growth are needed. Cutting off all
but one or two fruits Of the clusters
while they are small and green will
also cause those remaining to grow to
larger size. So says the Rural NeO
Yorker.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

"a. Judge Duvall is the paragraph
ist in Kentucky. Bob Ingersoll said
that if the Mississippi river was good
whisky, its banks loaf sugar and the
adjacent fields full of mint, there
would be no more drunkards than
there are to-day. The Boston Post
remarked thereon that emigration to
the Mississippi valley would at once
receive a great Impetus when the fact
became known. Sam Gaines read the
remark and comment to a party OF
lawyers in the Superior Court room at
Frankfort, when Judge Duvall re-
marked: Yes, that is true, and you
would hear no more about the i'm
pFovement Of the river.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26
Liberal Terms to Reliable AGENTS.

INSURANCE DEPARTMENT,
AHNAPoLIs,
JULY, lst, 1882.
JESSIE X. HINES, Insurante Commissioners
OF the State OF Maryland, do hereby certi-
fy, that the SUN MUTUAL AID SOCIETY.
located in the City Of Baltimore and State Of
Maryland, is duly organized under the laws
OF this State and is authorized 10 issue POliries
and transact business as CO-OperaIiVe [Mu-
iuai Aidl Society.
- In witness thereof, have here
SEAL lunio subscribed my name and af-
\SnShxed my official seal, at the City of
annapolis, this lst day Of July, A. D.. 1882.
JESSIE HINES,
Insurance Commissioner of the State of Nd.
Feb. l5-3m.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26
g "Indian Department." Waah

H "Indian Department" Wash
ington, d. G. / am anxious to intro
duct DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup among
my Indians, having used t myself
for several months, and think it one
Of the finest remedies / ever found.
l assure you. it Is the only thing that
ever relieved me Of a protracted
cough, brought on by exposure while
on the Sioux Commission last year.
A. g. BOONE,
Agent for Pancas and u. S. Com
missioner.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

s@- 'Tis true, It's pity and pity
tbs 'tis true that If you don't check
that insidnous disease which is sap
ping your life you viii soon have tc
square your accounts in the Beyond
New Life, the Great Cough Remedy,
will relieve you of your cough. W
L. Vain. clerk IN the Baltimore Post
Office, says it cured him when every
thing else failed.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

~ When you see man sit down
in a barber's chair, pin the nCw;
paper round his neck, and begin 70
read the towel. you may put him down
right away as absent-minded.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26


an not by the silver gray
That creeps through the sapny hair,
And not by The scenes that We pass on our
And NOT By the furrows the hnger Of cane.
On forehead and face has made;
Not 90 do we count our years:
Not by the sun or the earfh-bnt the shade
VI our soals-and the flI of our Tears.
For the young are Ofttimes old,
Though their brow be bright and fair:
While their blood beats warm their hearts lie
cold
Der them the spring time-but the winter is
81. there -
Aud the old are Outlines young.
When their hair Is thin and white:
And thsy sing in age as in youth they sung.
And they laugh, for their cross was light.
But bead by bead tell
The rosary Of my years;
From a cross 10 - crown they lead-'tis well I
And they're blessed with q blessing of tears.
Better day of strife
Than century Of s.eep;
Give me instead Of q long stream Of life
The tempest and tears Of the deep.
thousand joys may foam
On the billows Of all the years;
But never the foam brings the brave bark
home =
1t reaches the haven through tears.
Father Ryan.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

Some reckon their aga hy years.
Some measure their life BY aFe,
Bat some tell their days By he iow oftheir
tears
AID ,heir lifs By ths means Of iheir hsart.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1883-04-26

The diAls Of earth may show
The lengths not the depth, Of years;
Few or many they come. few ar many they 20;
But our time is best measured By tears.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-11-28
Wichita Agency Talk.

Mr.. Frank Fred, who has quite Sick IS now
SO FAR recovered as TO be at his place OF business
General Gardner, Indian Inspector made 2 gen
era iaspeoton Of thls Agency lat week, leaving
Frid dS.northwayd bound
TEa water fowl'h0ye entered the quiet lakes and
corn fields Of AraGal6o IN large numbers The
sportsman hlls hia bag without much trouble.
Among the many varieties OF duck The large mai
lard seems to pIedCminate ard is hy 81 tie most
delicious for the table.
a new foaiyre IN our school fe seems worthy Of
nota Col Henry, Of Fort Si.l t he Agents re-
quest detailed Sergeant p.rea to drll tie bo.s Of
the ki0Wa school The sergeant has now been
with us two weeks, and the good ors Of his train
ing are plainly pelceptibe IN the Improvement The
boys are making.
Peter CharkO returned TO tho Agency last sum
mer from Carlisle slcl. with consumption. Re has
been the sole occupant OF the hospital dcpartm nj
since his return, On last Thursday. the 22nG be
hreathed his last Peter vas a young Comancha
he spent three years at Carlisle, and then visited
his old home FOR @ brief season, returning 10 school
In the fan OF -, Last sprug The dlsea appear
cd, which eventually resulted IN bis death
Throughout his entire sickness be was patient and
so thankful FOR al that was done 60 all ylate his
funerngs. Re won our hearis by his gentle Chris
tlan dCmeanor. and eft memory replete with the
love that Is First pure, then psaceable gentle.
easy 90 be entreated." The funeral was on sun
day ana largely atteD1td, Tho service was the h,st
In the new church.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-11-28
Garrison News.

L. C0l. Forsyth, OF the 4th cavalry, Is expected
here soon 10 INSPECT the cavalry az this post.
Lieut.. Hill who recently surveyed this military
reservation, is preparing 90 take hl departure
Several hunting parties went ont from this post.
but had to return With scany supply Of turkey for
Thanksgiving.
Evans Co.'s business blocl,is surely an elegant
structure. The new additions add much 10 The
appearance Of the establishment.
Graham, the Old gentleman who went through
the ordeal OF prairie nTe is by the skll OF nr.
LeGatde, slOwly but surely recovering
Company d, 20th infantry, gave It's annual ban
on Thursday evening The affair was pronounced
decided success, and the leaders deserve much
credit for the pleasant manner IA which Il was
,saIleted
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-11-28
Arapahoe School Items.

We have been eating pork of our own raising
Quite a number OF children have lately been
added to the school.
GenT Gardner, Indian Inspector, visited US
one morning last week.
The beys appreciate their new bvcleskin gloves
these frosty mornings.
Mr. Geo. E Reynolds and Mrs. Hubbell visited
cur Sabbath school las; SUNDAY
Rev II. Il. voth preached an excellent sermon
In the main school room last nday evening.
Black Wolf, lieutenant Of The Arapahoe police,
gavo us another lno lite girl to hep hnup ID.
school
Lizard tho Agency omploye8 who had his leg
broken last tummer, took dirner with The mess
the othe day
A supply OF shoes ana stockings Just received.
They arrived at a good time TO have The material
of which they arc made tested.
We we're pleased with a call from NJ Campbell
(nanager fthe Agency herd and Miss Amy scott
Of TIE Cheyenne school, tie other evening.
Loft Hand. one OF the ArapahOe chiefs, recently
brought u IN q bright ule boy OF seven years.
1t Hlnd has a scn cler6ing IN Mr. Connel's
store and another at Carlisle
Mrs Yates, before leaving for New York, gave
the children at sunday school one Of the incest
fareweli talks We have ever had the ,leasure of
hearing. In closing she bade the children good
bye. They RESPONDED nicely IN concert with an
aEecilonate goodbye"
MI 7. lI. Potter OF Peabody, Kaus was among
our visitors a, Sabbath school on sunday. He was
woll pleased with tie appearance and department
of the children, and Addressed tie school In very
pleasant and lnsructiyel manner The children
give him close attention and bis remarks were
highly appreciated by all In attendance.