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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28
ISLAND LOCALS

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28
NOTICE
MARSHAL.s SALE

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1883-02-28

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Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
Il

Threats of tar and feathers discourage Nor.
mon missionary work in the Southern States.
A saint in such a garb feels more stuck up than
Is consistent with the true humility of his call.
ing.
New Orleans paper; There are no nice little
stories about the return of ''The Prodipal
Daughter" The son can return and have the
finest veal served up for him, but the daughter
must stay away.
A woman 62 years old, living at Akron. o.,
challenged Bob Ingersoll to a public discussion
Of the Bible, aud she says II she can't make
him sink down into his boots she'll present him
with a new mich cow.
Darwin is right. Nature always provides
for the necessities of existence. A Colorado
boy has been born with three arms. one of
them being at the back, SO that he can i'm am
instant reach his pistol.pocket unobseryed.
A colored pastor led his congregation to the
diamond field in Houston, Tex, where the
boys were playing at baseball Sunday, and
there the brethren and sisters knelt in PRAYER.
They occupied all the bases and thus etfectu-
ally stopped the game.
A conceited young country psrson, walking
nome IRON church with one OF the ladies of his
congregation, said, In ~allusion to his rustic au.
dience: II preached this morning to a oongre.
CATION OF asses" ~ thought Of that, OBJ
served the lady, when you called them be-
In one Of the museums In New York q wo-
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
Utilizing the Sun.

News of a curious invention comes from
the south of France. A Frenchman, who
has patented a machine for the use OF
concentrated solar rays as a general mo-
tive power, has set up three of his ma
chimes in Algeria for the French govern
ment. He is o carrying on experiments
at the island of Porquerolles, near Hyeres,
where he is trashing Indian corr and
raising water by the action of the suns
rays. Sir Charles Dixie has also lent him
part or.hislani at Cape Brun, near Toulon,
for his experiments, and he purposes to
utilize the sun in boring the holes for
blasting, for tree-planting in the hard
rocks, as well as in pumping water from
the winter well into the summer cisterns.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
BABIES.
Reflections Of a Young Bachelor

Babies are like shakespeare plays. The last
one is always the best.
No matrimonial existence is complete with.
out the three "P's-Peace, Plenty and Para.
goric."
Thu man who has no baby misses more thar
half the joy of living, but his eyes don't look
so red in the morning.
"a baby in the house is n we'll spring of
pleasure, y says a poet, and it must be admitted
that the metaphor is happily chosen. Springs
are seldom dry.
A baby carriage which will last n year can
now be obtained for SlS or $50, but it is cheap
er in the end to add five or ten dollars more
and get one that will last two years.
The old-fashioned cradle which gently lulled
the infant to sleep has boon nearly driven out
by the opposition of family doctors. IF you
don't believe 1t, open your windows any night
and listen to the howls.
Nothing is impossible" says Bulwer, but
Bulwer never listened to a shrieking brat in o
passenger car and retained his temper because
he realized that he was n baby once himself.
No man has ever succeeded in doing that.
This is n baby. 1t is n girl baby. How
sloppy its chin isl How red its eyes! What
horrid contortions it makes with its face! See
how savagely it kicks. How sour it smells.
How like a demon il yells. Yet in a few short
years some man will be half-crazed with wild
suspense, worshipping the very air this being
breathes, d~evoutly kneeling at her feet and
frantically begging for one word, one pressure
of the hand; even n look which will give him
hope. Such IL life!
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
EDUCATIONAL.

OF the forty members of the freshman class
at Bates college, Maine, eight are girls.
Prof. Burt G.. Wilder, of Cornell Uni.
versity, says that a student should never sleep
less than eight hours nor study directly after
meals.
A country school teacher near Marshall,
Michigan, has preferred charges of assault
and battery against two boy pupils, aged II
and IA, and their examination is set for next
Tuesday.
A Maine girl, who was literally educated IN
America, suffered a course of German school
ing in Germany, and is an ACCOMPLISHED mu.
stefan, recently shingled her fathers office.
Such n girl deserves a good husband, but Ia ali
probability she will remain shingle.
The schoolmaster is very much abroad in
Saratoga. One lady blushing with diamonds
sent an order to her milliner as follows: Deer
Miss A---: Please get for me two yards OF
lryish point lais and alsou get me six pares OF
CLUBS, sevens and n quarters, crushed. rose. Der,
ries calor. +. S.-Don't send the Bill for
don't want - to see it, he only alouse me d
certing SUNNI and l will pay it myself"
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

man, armed with a rife, shoots the ashes from
q mans cigar at n distance Of 10 feet. Some
Of these days she will miss her mark, and the
minister, at tho head Of the procession, will
solemnly read the service beginning, "Ashes
10 ashes
Vt a Southern camp.meeting the Rev. Mr.
Oyerton said in his sermon: Now, young peo-
pie, a word to you. When dinner Is over do
not pair off, and get in buggies, and court, but
come into the church and serve the Lord, for
this is His day; but il you are determined to
court, put it off until Monday morning."
The last time tho minister called on them
he remarked: 81 didn't see you at prayer
meeting last night, Sister Poots." NO was
the response, the night was so stormy and
the roads so muddy that ] concluded not to go
to the meeting" "But the Lord was there"
interposed the minister with some severity.
81 know; but the Lord didn't have to wade
through the mud TO get there"
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

A REPREsENTlvE of the liberal Puritan
element of Massachusetts, defeated Ben
Butler in Tuesdays election. Hon. Geo.
d. Robinson is a native of the State and
was born at Lexington, January 90, 1854,
graduating at Harvard in 1856, and enter
ing the legal profession. His political
services embrace a term in each branch
of the State Legislature, and in the Forty
fifth, Forty-sixth and Forty-seventh Con-
crosses. He was reelected to the Forty
eighth. His proverbial Yankee shrewd-
ness and political experience together
with his political training and honesty of
purpose will make of him a good Gov
ernor. There will be less of sensation
and more of standard responsibility about
his administration than Buffers.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
pUBLJc LAND STEALS.

The Interior Department is apparently
awakening to the fact that under its very
nose gross frauds are being perpetrated
by land sharks and monopolists. 1t is
about time that the rights of the people,
under the homestead and presumption
laws, received some attention, and that
land rcbberies be stopped. A departure
from the homestead land provisions has
been made in favor of the Pacific railways,
desert lands 80 called, have been given
away to those who would reclaim them,
and timber lands allowed TO pass into the
hands of spectators, who coveted them
and by fraud acquired large and valuable
tracts. These are evils demanding a
remedy both prompt and effective. The
public lands belong to the people.
For several years under either the tax
laws, or a needless enforcement Of them,
the rightful owners have been mercilcss-
ly plundercd.
The claims of railroads to lapds which
they have not earned should be promptly
rejected and such lands restored to the
public DOMAIN. There are vast tracts
which may be thus restored and pass
into the hands of worthy and industrious
men. The Interior Department will do
a good work in stopping such frauds as
are uncovered now and in searching for
Others yet hidden from view. There is
a work for Congress also in this direction,
and the departments efforts should be
assisted by that body. All departures
from the operations of the homestead
act should be summarily stopped. 1t
is reported that during the last yeur an
aggregate Of 5000, 769 acres have been
disposed of and, although the area open
to cultivation seems to renew itself, as
much of those land classed as desert and
unfit for crops is now being developed,
the fact remains that such extensive
slicing is too rapidly depicting the main
body. The laws need adjusting to
present conditions and then n rigid ell
forcement. Here is a field for a needed
reform which cannot longer be neglected
with IMMUNITY.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

GENERAL ScHoFIELD, who has sue
ceeded General Sheridan as commander
OF the Department of the Missouri, is
now 81 years old, graduated at West
Point in 1858 with Sheridan, and has
served In the army ever since. In 1861
he was chief OF staff to Gen. Lyon, and
after his death was appointed commander
of the Missouri division of the army. In
1868 he served with Gen. Rosecrans in
the army Of the cumberland; in 1864 he
communicative army Of the Ohio against
Hood in Tennessee, and in 1866 received
the surrender of Johnston's army in
North Carolina. During President
Johnson's administration he was Sec
rotary of War from June, 1868, to March,
1860. He then took command of the
department of the Missouri, with the
title of Major-G General, and held it for
one year, when he was appointed to the
command Of tho Pacific department. In
1870 he left the Pacific command to be-
come Superintendent of the Military
Academy at West Point. He was as
signed to the position of the Gulf in
1881 where he remained but three
months. In 1882 he returned to the Pa
cific division and now comes to Chicago
to again command the Missouri depart
ment, while Gen. Sheridan goes to
Washington, ID. c., to succeed Gen.
Sherman and receive the title of General.
q j.-Gen. Schofeld viii receive the title
OF Lieutenent-G General at the same time.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
on THE STREET.
"Rather chilly to-day.

"Rather chilly to-day"
"Ies, that new weather clerk at the
capital has not got his hand in yet.
see by the papers that last night he
turned on the North Pole stopcock In
mistake for the equatorial one and it was
running fully fifteen minutes before the
blunder was discovered. The conse-
quencc is that it is Christmas day
and the roses in my garden are not
fit for trimming my children's Christmas
tree, and my wife who slept on the YER
anda in her hammock last night got such
a bad cold that it took three doses of the
Electric Universal Disease and Death
Annihilator to cure her. All this comes
of appointing a weather clerk for political
reasons, instead of promoting some one
who knows the stop.cocks. Oh. for the
good old times, when everybody was
honest"
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

The conceited donkey that edits the
Republican still persists in publishing
false returns on his editorial page which
are contradicted on another page Of his
W paper. His column of majorities
for Reese credits Savage with 1471 major
ity in Douglas when..his local columns give
Savage a majority of 1852. He credits
Reese with 200 majority in Cass county
when he knows that Cass county gave
Savage 107 majority. That shows how
much reliance can be placed on his figures.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

THERE is more trouble about the keep
or Of Hanscom Park. The City Clerk
has taken it upon himself to enter COM
Ilaint against Mr.. Haas, the keeper, for
alleged rudeness to a lady relative whom
he says was forcibly elected from the
Park. Mr.. Haas, in defense to this
charge, states that the lady in question
was helping herself to flowers and plants
which are his personal property. He
claims that he politely requested her to
stop the d~epredations, but she refused to
understand him, and he tinallyput herout.
Mr.. Haas says he did not know that the
lady was a relative of the high dignitary
that waits upon the Council or he would
have cheerfully submitted to being de-
spoiled of his property. Now it strikes
us that the Council should promptly
lay this complaint under the ia
bic. Mr.. Haas should not be
punished OF ever censured for protecting
his property. The relatives of the City
Clerk have no better right to pull up his
flowers and plants because they are in the
Park than they would have if they were
on private premises. The idea hat any
city official should consider himself emit
tied to special privileges in Hanscom
Park is to assume that tho Park is kept
up as a posey garden at the expense of
the city for the sole use of the public ser.
wants. If the keeper of the Park has
been guilty of any criminal act in refus-
ing to part with his property without pay
let MIR. Jewett enter complaint in the
police court
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
IN A GROCERY STORE.

eyes, sir; this country is going to ruin.
The Congressman are little better than
thieves"
"1hat's 80; look at that last bill, rails
ing the price of globe cable letters to one
cent u thousand words"
"And then look at the way in which
monopolies are fostered. The All Around
the World Telephone company has been
granted another slice of Alaska for a sup
ply station, and yet it charges a dollar a
year for service, fully fifty cehts more
than it ought to-"
but that is not the worst of it. They
have just ordered the coinage of another
billion of those miserable little gold dol
lars. Oh! for the good old times when
we had silver dollars that weighed some
thins."
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
AT A POLITICAL CLUB.

"Well, how do things look now?"
"Just the same az usual. More can.
didates than Offices" -
"Who do you think the Democrats
will nominate for President this timer
''It is hard to tell, but / see there is a
pretty good chance for a dark horse
who has been in training for this cam
paipn."
"Who ishe?"
Of"
"What is his name?"
IS. j. Tilden."
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
1888.
How Things VIII BE One Hundred
Years Hence.

Philadelphia Evening Call Prophet.
IN A DEPOT.
Train from Madagascar is late, isn't
it?p
eyes, blocked by a cyclone, which
blew it a few thousand miles u of the
way. The conductor will probably be
discharged for not sighting that storm
cloud and sailing above it. They started
half an hour ago, and should have made
the trip in twenty minutes"
"You do business in the city, don't
your"
Eyes, just going home to dinner.
Live in the suburbs, Eh2"
eyes, got a cottage in China last
month, and like it first rate. There goes
the bell. TIA, ta!"
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
on CHANGE.

81 see that Venus and Saturn telegraph
stock Is down again"
eyes, a powerful opposition has been
formed in Mars, and there is no telling
what may happen"
How are railroad stocks to-day"
"NWell, the little local lines to the
North and South Poles and the cross
town line to China and Japan are doing
well, but the trunk lines to the planets
are a trifle lower. The V. L. d. +. G..
III. l. X. and NJ. d. c. c. 1. L.. G. Air
line suffered some by the last earthquake
in the moon, but the stock is in good de-
mand again. Besides that, the crop re-
ports are good. Mercury, Saturn and
Neptune farmers have all done splendidly
this year"
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
Hairless lip.
To the EDITOR,

To the EDIToR:
When hegoes to bed let him put a piece
of salt pork on his lip and a cup of water
under his bed, and upon getting up he
may water the sprouts. He should keep
this up for six weeks and if he don't see
any signs by that time, he should get a
pair of pincers and pull them out. Put
this in your cheerful paper SO that the
fellow can so and see his girl by Christ
mas. w. A. II.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

CHAIRMAN DORSEY has revised his fig
ures. He first claimed, with a flourish
of trumpets, that Reese wrs elected by
$4,000. He now says he is satisfied that
Reese will have $500. He will have to
revise his latest figures before he gets
through and come down to a fraction be-
1oxv r mn
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

THE trials for bribery, forgery and
conspiracy in st. Louis, 1t is hoped, will
throw some light on the Broadhead-
Mclean contest for a seat in Congress.
Make it electric; no candles in a fraud
hunt.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

THRRE is one point Of excellence about
some of the Thanksgiving proclamations
this ~year-they are brief. Those issued
by the Governors of Connecticut, New
Jersey, Vermont, Ohio, Iowa and Mis-
souri, are models in this respect.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10

IT is alleged that eastern railroad men
are urging men allied with western and
southern roads to use their influence to
secure the election of Mr.. Randall to the
speakership. That the great corpora
lions have an axe that he can sharpen
accounts for it.
Omaha daily bee., 1883-11-10
o7HER lands 4RAN OURs.

The week has closed without any very
marked political changes on the other
side of the Atlantic. Much feeling has
been stirred up in England by the recent
underground railway explosions, which
are believed to have been committed by
Fenians. Traffic on the underground
railway has in consequence decreased
very materially. A feeling of general
uneasiness has taken possession of the
travelling public.
The impending war between France
and China is a subject of speculation
both in the French and British capitals.