The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-07-21
THE TROUBLE AT THE SEMfN-
 ARY.

tDerriek podd, ia San Francisco Pest.l
 There was good deal of exci,emen, over al -'s Seminary the other night. and although the esteemed manager of that iirst-ciass educational institute re- fuses b be interviewed by the sleuth- hounds of the press, the following ac~ count may be relied upon as soleraby correct:
 1, seems that the young lady pupils had become more CT less affected by the great wrestling boom that IS now sweep ing like simeon over the pacific slope, and tha; las, "Wednesday, Belle Flinders announced in the gymnasium that she could throw any girl in the graduating class, bes; two in three, back-hair hold barred. Miss Fnkie Barembee. the champion of ;he Mob Hlll set. accepted the challenge with the remark that Miss Flinders was nasty stuckup thing, so there now or words to tha, effect.
 l, was therefore arranged that the match should take place that night. and during recess pool selling on the even, was very active. Miss Flinders bringing fifteen caramels to eight on Miss Basern- bee.
 Abou, one o'clock a. m. sha, night the slumber of the preceptress was invaded by sounds of singularly unor.hodox nature. At fsrs, she dreamed ,hz, cats had go, into the pantry, and then ,ha, the school was on fire. She finally arose and, awakening her worthy ass, ,,tan,s. the in. structress of foothin grammar and the incultress of restaurant French. des- cended 10 investigate the cause of so tiagrant violation ot the constitution and bylaws ot her model establishment. Her feelings on opening the door ot the chief recitation ioom can be imagined when she beheld the benches. which the en,lre roIioall oi pupils, each a,tlred in slnsie white garment oi somnlhe origin. which caused them collectively to resemble awbank strewn with roses ln the ceuteg ot the room. whg5h w-,s covered @i;h al the available blankets in the establishment. the two contestants were struggling wl.h thcl, tt.gue uRl- fofms before mentioned in Il slate et bat never mInd. lis; thank heaven. there .s at least one department n ,hi> alleged chasie talnliA Journal !n MhlEh tae pa pne,es wi always Dc lespe1;e4 | a,hers oi families edn count ea us every tune.
 While the ,zft ea.Rawomen tus,led and pena hed each othe, ioi adsau:age- oas holds the excitement WAS tremendous. and the room rcsounded with such ,Ies as Look ou, iof the hairpins ',6.o t. Ink - Shake he, good. l,eIle = tiNe pickles ,o oilmpingPn on blonde - ra, chewing gum on your ringers. dear - <" No scrate hing len marsh malloMs to slxs etc
 As the outraged preeep,fess advanf ed ,o~atas the aihietesses, the south lafk favorie 20, a chin loek on the Noh iiiii 1 pet. who was lerked through the alt. hei ] feet alghting on the teachers esteemed and highly respected heat us, IS that excellent lady va abou; patalyans the audience win tha, pcolnla,ly deadly HsN yoans Iidsf, - which has ] knocked out so many refractory pupils IT the historic pas,.
 The sermon that followed this dehoue. men; could have been heard on this side of the bay through a smoked glass. and as some fArsighted young female ,n- s;antly turned of the gas, the confusion ,ha, followed beat oaihghting all 10 nothing. A, d whole gallon Of anica was sent ou, to the seminary the nes; day. |, IS far ,o suppose tha, there was A pretty h'ely "gii,in up s,airs for the @indup. A ali events. the t~o wres,lers are nov the obie,; oi the mos, intense envy on she pat, of ,heir colleagues
 They have been expelled.