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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-06-02
NEWSPAPER FOR SALE F.!

long established newspaper, of fine ci enlation.
with eNcei.bt IT, OK ot erial and good .bbng
patronage. for sale at bargain. he pubI Ter. no
has run the paper over twenty years, has maize
enough out OF ii 10 he able to rest the remainder OF
hi life Location in Mimi, sofa. Al-o fin news.
paper in West Virginia. we'll abli-h and having
an exc, lent rcuaion and good jObbing b,, Inc s.
Tor sale. account of III i'll health of the pnb
Either of There Office be bought ON favurab e
terms-part cash, and part secured b. mortgage.
Persons having the qnisite amour, Of caprsl, and
pnsse-sing proper business experience, will lind
ither of these newspapers rare bargain. Address
BARGAIN, care Dauchy Co., New York City.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-06-02

KENNEBEC COUNTY. - In Probate Court
ut augusta, on the second Monday Of Nav.
1888.
r fDIA A. HOWE, Guardian of Frank NJ and
IL Hattie T. Howe. OF Hailowell, in raid County,
minors, having petiiicned for license TO sell the
following real estate OF said wsrds, the prpceeC.
10 be placed ON interest. viz: All the interest Of
-af wards In certain lot of land In said lowell,
and pew la the Meihoii-t Episcopal church:
ORDERED, That notice thereof be given three
weeks successfully, prior to the second Monday OF
iuhe nexi, in the kenDetec Journal, a newspaper
attend at a Court OF Probate then to be holden
Augusta, and show cause. If sny, why the PRAYER
Of said petition should lot be granted.
EMERY .. BEAN, Judge.
Attest: HOWARD OWEN. Register. ss2Is
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Nfm Abbertissmerlts. 81
HOME COMFORT.
An@r = rainy ride country physiciau
tells what he thinks Of some people.

81 wish to gracious some people would learn when
they n ed doctor and when they DON'T" exclaimed
Doctor 3, rs he entered his house In = cosy
little will in the interior ofthe State OF New iors.
after t,uioas night ride of many miles, II have
been down among the mountains to see man, who
the messenger said, very sick and not likely TO
live Till morning. unless he had immediate help and
found him SUD, ring from rather sharp attack OF
collie, hich his family might have relieved in ten
minutes II they had grain of sense and two or three
simple remedies in tine house But no; they must
remain ignorant Pigs, aud when the least ache or
pain takes them, send for Il doctor, whether they
evs Jay him or not
"Mhy, Doctor, what kind Of simple remedies, as
you call them. do you expect people TO Ike, p in the
hou e:'' asked his wife, she poured him cup Of
hot tea.
"In this case" answered the Doctor. "lf they had
| only put a BENSON, CAPCINE POROUS tLAS-
right III an hour, and saved me drcary ride
In all ordinar, complaints il cures at once.
| All diseases eliminate from the system by
what may be- roughly called expulsion extraction,
or by union Of the two processes. Bensons Plas
ter promotes both. Ii ncites the torpid organs to
aci and sends its healing, soothing influence through
| the myriad pores OF the skin. All other plasters
obge the patient 10 wait. They give him hope for
| TO morrow. Benson's plaster gives him hep to.
day. Which is better, do you think? Buy the CAP
CINE and keep it in the house. Price 20 cents.
Seshnry 4 johnson, pharmaceutical Ihemists,
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II widths and qualities.
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For Sale!

To the Honorable County Commissioners an ana
for the County Of keanebec:
We, the undersigned inha,it Of Monmouth do
respectfully represent that the bounda les of tn,
road eadieg through the Center Village In said
town. have been removed or lost, and n, Teby
tain. We therefore ask our Honorable roard 10
lake mea rtain and est blish said bounda.
ri-s in accordance with the road laid out by III.
County Commissioners June sth, lo25.
SIMON CLoUGH and forty Others
STATE OF MAINE.
KENNEBEC SIS - Board of County Commissioners.
April session. ies3,
On The foregoing Petition, satisfactory evidencs
having been received that the Petitioners respon
sible aud ought be h. ard touching the matter
forth in laid Re ti,ion. it is ORDERED, that thirty
days previous notice be given, that he County Com
m,s-ioners will meet at Pinkhams Hotel
in Monmouth, OF Thursday the list day of jun
next mt 10 O'Clock A. NJ. and thence proceed to view
the route men' Toned in sald Petition, and imme.
dately af,erw ards hear the parties aud their Wit.
nes>es, and then take such further measures in TIN
premises may be adjudged proper. said notice +.
gwen by serving ale-ied copies of said Petition
and this order thereon, upon the Clerk of the
of Monmouth. and by posting up such copies in tire,
public places In said toan, anu by publishing III,
zane In the kenne bee Journal q public newspspe,
printed in said County, that all per sons and corpor.
atoms interested may attend ana be heard il they
think proper.
Attest: A.. OTIS, Clerk.
true copy of the Petition and order of Court
thereon.
Attest: A.C OTIS. Clerk.
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, Tha, the sab
IN scriber has been duly appointed Administrator
On the estate OF
OLIVER VIM, late cf Clinton
In the C0ul.y Of kennebec, drcpsssd interstate and
has undertaken that trust by giving bond q the h
directs :-Ar persons, therefore, havinr demands
against the estate Of said decsased are desired 10
exhibit the same for settlement; and an Indebted
to said estate are requested to make inedafe pay.
nent 70 JOSIAH ElNE
Nay Il. ia. SU0s
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m. Cueicura Treatment, ~

Ipfanfi'e and Birth HnmoI
.rin Blemisbrs use tUTICUEA
oerfumrd SKIN BEADTIfItk
Sur--ry sanntiye. Absolutely
ips,. I 600 .OOo cake.
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NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN. that the sub
IN scriber has been duly appointed Executor Of
the last will and Testament Of
ENO0H PLUMMER, late OF vassaIboro',
In the county Of kenn.bec, deceased. tesfaie, and
has undertaken that trust by giving bond the aw
directs. All persons, therefore, having demands
against the estate Of said deceased aae desired to
exhibit the same for settlement and all indebted to
said estate are requested 10 make immediate pay.
ment to JEFFERSON PLCNNEk
May "A la4. xw1ls
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FARM FOR SALE.

This farm Is one Of the best bargains In Keunebp<
county. II is locs,ed in Manchester, miles frv,u
iialioweii. and * iron Nanch. ser Forks. Il In :
good ntighhorl,o d. CONTAINS 90 acres OF land n
being in wooj; IS tiiiage Mark tor wood only !
IA les DISTANT " Ill winter COW and one horse
ll.nty Of la turage. t,rchard The lac. Houss
contains Il rooms md Is finished throughout. TIVE
Ssrus, stable aud necessary ouibuldugs are on the
pace. A 20 ID view Of obbos &c Lake II obtained
Tram the house. Call on adirr>s
". NEwCONB,
wl6E JoaxAA Vonss, AHGHsta, -.
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Notice Of foreclosure.

NOTICE Is hereby given of the claim of the late
N George Good in of Bentos, county Of kenne
b.c and stale OF Maine, by MORTGAGE deed from
Frances Low. Jr. of Ciuton, in said County of hen
b. C. a certain piece or parcel 1T land situated
in said Clinton, and rescribed follows. wit
Bounded on the eat by the road running past tn.
land of Jonas Chase; on the west by land Of Daniel
Cain. and on the north by land OF Mathe Pratt
which aid mortgage deed was duly recorded in III.
That the said George Goodwin having since deceas
I'd. I, the subscriber, have been legally appointed
and qualified administrator OF the estate OF the
>aid &, orge Goodwin, that the conditions In said
mortgage broken ty reason VIII, reef claim n
foreclosure of the same, and this notice given for
that put pose. JACOB y. PEASLEE, Admir-.
Benton. May :. issay
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Skin Diseases

TsSssen years q ssassisg.-BeAy covered
yfse H.. 9ed Twelve D1esoss-
YIN now Stale that made miraculous cure Of
oae q ihe uoept eases r. Xxi fi-ease bn,us. The
paaient . naS fty y Old: hsd ,us<sed fifteen
ysss Ht slss .ip and early + ~, .n0, ,s boy
teafioa q twelve different physicians. who bed
~ best renedi<s known 10 thu profession. such >
iod e. Pc ss's% sT e.: G duo r.. mss
sish ST HsIe s-iies. y. vailed upan him t use
the CuTIcusA REsnrvEsT 70 od purifsr) ln'srnal-
" al the CUTICURA and CtTitCEA soAP ex-
ternaily. He did 20, and was completely cSred The
stin On hi. bead, fae<. and many other parts OF ms
.hie ss .' a n es,
o. fYnee Of the dis le behind He mas now Dee
cured twelve months. Reported BY
y. II. BROWN, Esq BarnwsH, ;. Z.
Refesenes, Dr. II. BAEE- Charleston, >. {.
nsIpIsss for Eight xs.r..-Un.b,s 70 vel. ~:
sor one Yesr-ss0a about on Hands ana
kaees "A Wonderful Cure
have had most wonderful cure Of Salt Rheum
For seventeen YEAR, suffered with salt .Rheum'
hsd 4 q m, bal fac nsc. arm, ana r. snss. "a,
one year. I have rot b~en abe TO help myself TO-
eight years. tII~d hundreds Of remedies; not one
had the least efet The doctors said nv Gaze wa
focursbIe SO my parents tiied everything that
came slOns. ! saw your advertisement, and Gu
eiuded 70 ny cUTicuEA kthkn ~" .Iin 1,
would drop oG Is IL came ~ui, usii nov am hirs-
" we'll Al say Il. thank yoi mot ih' nriiy
for nv cure ANY prroh WHO ihi"hS 'H's y.
frsud let Them write VI come an is~e me. aid hid
20, far them Ives. Will McDONH ID.
254z Dearborn & l., Chicago, HI.
The CutirurA TpSafmSnt, FIR the cure OF
skin Scalp aud Blood Disea consists In the
Iutrycal nee OF CUTICURA HEsoLVENT, The NJ"
Hood Purifier. and the exier sal ns- OF CuIicCkA
and CUTIcURA SOAP. the treat skin nrrs- fTire
on CUTicURA. small boxer. 30 cts large b * :. 81
CurtCU.A REsoLyEST 81 per boitle. CUTieuEA
SOAP, rs cas. CUHICURA SHAVING SOAP, 10 cir
Sold BY ail druggists.
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"EDEN"
GARDEN HOSE.

Great care ID taken IN the manufacture OF this hose
that svey part Be FIRsr CLASS for service and du,a
bility. Buy It. and IL your garden lie not psrsdi.
Il II not the fault Of the hose. Call for "THE EDEN
GARDEN HOSE" made and WARRANTED by
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WE. THE UNDERSIGNED, citizens OF Bridge
w water. Masardis. and vicinity. respectfully
represe. that the public convenience aud necssiiy
rqure the ioca'io OF comfy road, be thinning al
Bridgewafrr Corner, and t,ence ruupI westerly by
The mosf fea i'e route To Mssar,iis Ia SAID County
passing though the Cox Grant, township ID iu
Range =, 9ur % in Range =, and or 10 In Kangr l.
to the -te,iing dye read in said town. vicinity
following the old road prac icable, 10 ik.d
out Nv. pty years past m BY the Then Count,
aud road, at each end of mil d y half or more.
j. II. klDDER aud :, others.
aROOSTOOK, So Court ~ County Commission
ers, January Term. 1883.
On the foregoing petition. oRDEnED. That notice
be given that the Commissioners will meet on Fri
day. Avg. !. ls>3 AT A. NJ. at kidd.rs II tel, In
said Bri igewsier. and thence proceed to view the
the route mentioned in said petition, and imm--
diateiy aft erward- hear the parties I'd their wit
nesst>, there at convenient place in the
vicinity. take such fut ther action in the premi
~ they judge ptop-r. said police to b given by
serving sife>ted cpi-s # he petion aud this ord.
upon the clerks of IS idge and Mssa-ds, and b,
posting up like copies in thee public places In
,f said ms, and by publishing the three
ce>>ve weeks in the Aroostook Times, news paper
published at, Houfon, in said county. aud six
successive weeks in the kennebec journal, the
State paper. the last publication and said service
aud posting to be AT least thirty days before said
meeting that all parties interested may attend and
be heard if they see lit.
Attest RANSOM NORTON. Clerk
A true copy Of petition aud order.
ewss Attest'-RASsoM MORTON, Clerk.
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Choice Aromafics and the beat OF French IRA ndy
Vastly puperior all other gnRsrs, all Of which
made with the strongest Alcohol.
Cares Colds, Chtlis, Feyerish and Rheumatic
symptoms, Ague Pains and Malaria.
Oorss Dyspepssa. Sick Hea"a"he. Sea sickness.
Flafuleney. Cramps, Choi ra Morbms, Dysentcry
and ills incidental to change Of climate.
A Fruit Rtimulabt without alcoholic rea'tion. DE
iiciously favored. purely medicinal, sanford
Rfnee overcomes exhaustion. allays nervousness,
promotes sleep. ersdica-s u craving for inioxSanfs
and strengthens those reduced by disease, debility
and dissipation.
Beware of all Gngcrs said 10 be the same or a.
Koof a. sanford'-. Avoid mere nary dealers. who
for few cents extra profit iry To force upon you
their own others when you call for SANFORD ;
GIN0ER Sold by druggist., grocer, stc.
Potter Drug and Che niieai Co Bost"n.
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-08
Coucerning women.

Massachusetts, ladies', meeting OF social
calls, talk politics almost exclusively.
Six widows, aggregate age $50 years, live
in bunch on country road near New
Haven.
The Webster Historical Society, OF Bos'
ton, is considering the question OF admit
ting women to membership.
A seven.year.old grill lecturing in Texas.
But won't she be practiced though by the
time she is eighteen.
Before promising woman to love only
her, one should have sen them all or
should see only her.-A. Deputy.
An indianapolis woman who wears a No.
! shoe claims 10 have had sixteen Offers OF
marriage on account OF her foot.
A young woman in Eric, Pa, has married
her brothers wiie's father. She therefore
becomes her brothers mother-in-law.
Tho Rowland prize for the best essay on
civil service reform was won by Miss Ag'
mes Emory, ct the commencement OF the
University OF Kansas.
A Chicago girl iust three months old has
begun a lawsuit. The reason for beginning
now Is that decision may be reached by
the time she settles at the head Of a lam.
lily.
An old lady named Brown, Of Hinton,
Mich, who has the grayes! OF hair that is
now turning to lis original color. She Ia
now cutting her third set OF teeth. She
has had her second eyesight for years, and
can do fine work.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-08
BAzAMBEE's TRUCK.
what A Committee of railroad Big
Rugs Saw.

san Francteo Pcsi.
There was a good deal q excitement
over at the Oakland Mole yesterday morn
ing, owing to the trial Of new patented
improved seli.propelling truck, invented
by our esteemed fellow-citizsn, Mr.. Aza.
riah Bazembee, Of Tehana street, and
which the inventor claims is to revolution
lie the question Of freight transportation
in this country.
a select committee OF railroad big bugs
went over on the first boat, attended by
four reporters from every paper in the
city, Governor Stoneman and other lunch
skirmishers too numerous to mention.
When all was ready Bazsmbee led the way
to q side track, where working model Of
his truck was hitched to soap colored
mule with one eye, who was absorbed in
brushing flies OF its hind legs with its care,
but otherwise appeared to take no interest
in the proceedings.
The pstentee explained that his truck
Yas go constructed that all you had 10 do
was TO hold it up, run it about FIVE miles
by mule power, during which the move:
ment OF the axlee, operating on powerful
springs, would store up power enough to
propel The load fifty miles furt Ger without
other propulsion. He then invited the
company 10 step on the truck while lie
started up the mule for spin out to
Brooklyn.
"The Intelligent animal answered the
summons 10 progress with Sigh, but didn't
bulge, Bazsmbee then hammered the
brute with shingle, but save opening his
sound eye tho mule failed to respond.
Then Bazsmbee began TO get prolane, and
whaeked the animal over the ribs with q
brake handle. After which Mr.. Crocker
held his cigar light against the sleep.
Ing beauty's tail, while Governor
Stoneman emptied his flask Of Sacra.
monto whisky over sore spot on Its back.
As all this was OF no effect, and rs Bszem.
bee had become particularly exRsperated
by the suggestion on the part Of the specta.
tors that Re had better hitch locomotive
TO the mule, he determined upon o plan
that would arouse the obstinate quadruped
or kill him. He procured pickax from q
coal breaker and began to dig the animal
in the rear with that energetic instrument.
This seemed to attract the mules attention.
With one grand comprehensive kick he
fired the truck, passengers and oil Into the
bay, and Immediately went to sleep again.
They say that while the wet and disguised
crowd were returning TO the city, the e.
teemed patentec swore in manner that
stopped the machinery three times, and
made the people on shore think that some.
thing had busted about the foghorn down
at the heads.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-08
> h.d nol nbsprrpa me notice

peer. They had not observed the notice
Of his death.
Alta church fair in White Plains, n. \,
last Saturday, prize was offered Tor the
Young girl who would come forward and
assert that she had declined all invitations
TO eat ice cream during the summer.
There Is student in Phillips Exeter
Academy who either starves himself or else
ia one Of the greatest economists on record
in the matter OF living. He claims to be
boarding himself on fourteen cents day.
Twenty.seyen girls Of Council Bluffs, by
way Of reminding their male friends OF re-
missnets in the way Of taking them to en-
tertainments, bought seats for the theatre
one evening and went in a body, with
only matron for escort.
The iondness Of Captain Arthur Wheat
ley, Of Memphis, Tenn, for field sports is
likely to cost him dear. He Is oil, having
a good hunt in the wilds Of Arkansas, while
Judge Pierce is imposing fines at the rate
Of sos day for his failure to appear as
iurnr
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-08
Az WEE.
A Tale Of a chInaman who Set Up Z
Dying Match In Nevada.

Dying Match I'm Nevada.
Homer CNty.) Iadez.
Last week Jim Joy, the Celestial restan.
ranteur Of Lundy, received intelligence
that his countryman and friend, All Wee,
the pioneer lapndryman, Of Bennettville,
was sick unto death. Jim FASTENED to the
bedside Of his dying friend, reaching his
destination few minutes before All Wee
expired. Alter the body became cold and
rigid, Jim went up to the boarding-house
ivr his supper, after Which several parties
accompanied him back to the laundry
mans shanty-and It is well they did, Tor
All Wee was up and walking about, and 1t
REQUIRED the united strength OF the whole
party to get him back to bed and to hold
him there. Jim remained at his bedside,
administering such remedies as he thought
the case required Jim 10 physician), but
all to no purpose, for Just before daylight
next morning All Wee peacefully breathed
his last. Alter breakfast Jim had strong
box constructed in which to transport the
body, by pack mule,to Iundy forinterment
occasionally throughout the forenoon
looking in upon the corpse to see II
he could discover any signs OF return.
ing animation. So things stood until
noon Cast Saturday,, when Louis
Amoit''s pack train from this place arrived.
The body was then placed in the box and
the burden strapped on the back Of pack
mule, On reaching the lofty and nearly
level ridge known as Mount Warren d.
vide, Louis hurried up his mules. The one
with the corpse began to trot, and the
corpse" began to groan. Louis thought
at first it was the mule, and still his hat
showed disposition to crawl up on top Of
his head. He stopped the mule. The
groans became more audible. Then Louis
eyeballs crawled out on his cheeks, took s
look at his cara, and tried to climb up I'M
der his hat. All Wee was alive again. He
was brought to town, placed in comfortable
quarters and appeared to be convalescing
until II o'clock Monday forenoon, when q
Mclean physician and an undertaken
among others) looked in upon him, when
All Wee turned his face to the wall and
died again-this time Tor keeps. lie was
buried Tuesday afternoon with imposing
ceremonies Of the Chinese kind.
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PERSONAL.

The Marquis OF Lansdowne has received
several threatening letters.
General and Mrs. Grant intend to spend
the first week OF 1884 in Washington.
Senators Vest and Wade Hampton are
considered the champion piscatorial 70.
mancers Of Washington.
Mr. George Ennis and Mr.. Benjamin
Farren aud family, OF Philadelphia, regis.
tered in Paris yesterday.
Ex-Lieutenat Flipper, colored, who has
figured in several army sensations, is chiel
clerk in alaundry at FL Paso, Texas.
The Rev. Phillips Brooks will conduct
the morning devotional services at Har-
ward College during the present month.
John Bright denounces female suffrage,
but his daughter, Mrs. Bright Clark, has,
nevertheless, taken to the lecture platform
in favor Of It
Alexander Mitchell, Of Milwaukee,
actually is talked Of in the Northwest for
the Secretaryship OF the Treasury under a
Democratic President in 1854.
General Durbin Ward tells q reporter
that he Is going into the Senatorial fight in
Ohio. He treats himself 10 shower Of
cold water, however, by adding that Mr..
Pendleton clearly has the best chance to
get the prizs.
Henry James, romancer, Is criticized for
q bit OF carelessness in the lirst chapters OF
the impressions OF Cousin" In one
place two step.brothers are described as
children Of the same mother and in an-
other they are said to inherit the same
tendencies from the father.
Ex-senator Tabor was assailed on the
streets OF Dsnver, Col, some time ago, and
ever since has carried q revolver about his
person. One day last week the pistol acct
IDENTIFY dropped from his pocket and went
oil. Fortunately, however, no one was
hurt, but the bullet went whixzing Just in
front OF a lady on the other side OF the
afraek
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BREAKFAST BUDGET.

Auti.tobacco societies are being formed
throughout England.
'tBest girl" is to be necessity at fashion,
able weddings hereafter TO correspond with
the groom's "best man."
The underground railway system, which
will soon enCircle London, Is being built al
cost OF 81 500 600 per mile.
About 10000 francs have at last been
subscribed for the statueot Hector Berlioz,
which is to be erected in Paris.
Prospecting parties are at work in the
deserts Of Nevada searching for deposits OF
salt, soda, borax and similar minerals.
A Cincinnati restaurateur serves up spar.
rows In twelve different ways, but says that
they taste best on toast. Histrade in them
Is small but increasing.
Two formidable looking torpedoes are
now being built at the Ordnance Shop at
the Washington Navy Yard. One Is the
Weeks torpedo and the other the Howard.
Il Is said they are to compete for the $50,
priEs offered for the best torpedo.
A ridiculous and painful error was made
: by two weekly society papers in London,
published on the day Of the funeral Of the
inte Earl Of Mount cashell, in announcing
the approaching marriage Of the venerable
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-08
High church mud Low church.

London Fun.
The new curate-"1 notice that you never
attend our church with your husband,
Alrs. GIupper." Mrs. Glupper-"No, sir.
l favors the Low church, sir" New curate
81 am very sorry to hear this" Mrs.
Glupper-"WelI, sir, let every church ave
It's dues, say. When my old mans i'll
the Ugh church wine, as is sent frequent,
be a power more juicy than the Low
church, but hawks bless ye, sir you Ugh
churchers can't make such veal an 'am
pies as the Low churChers. They sends
'em round when times ia ard. Why,
there's meller juciness about them Low
church veal an am pies as" The new
curate bolts.