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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
A refractory Audience.

A very sad thing occurred at q late
! performance given ut Laramie City. At
! The close of tho last net one of the prin-
! cipa performers il Instantly killed. 1t
| is then the duty OF the audience 10 rise,
| pick up its umbrella and walk home.
Sometimes, however, the audience, is
not familiar with the play and does not
90 home. II waits for more death and
carnage before is awful thirst for blood
is glutted.
That was the case at Laramie two
weeks ago. The stage hired man, who
| hands the dead oil into the dressing
room. waited patiently, but the people
would not go out. In order TO get the
full value of their dollar they desired to
| see the post mortem examination. They
could not 90 home until it was settled
that the villain was fully ard thorough
| ~ dead.
There ne lay. with his ear against
Kerosene tootlight, suffering, ct SO per
week, and the audience absolutely re-
fus!ng TO 60 home and allow the man
TO revive or To rcqUicSc0t en- pace. The
curtain, though loaded Mt the bottom
with a telegraph pole, failed to come
down, and the legs of the avcnger, and
other members of the troupe, fitted
past the space left by the unruly cur
tain, and tho dead villain lay on his
back, having yielded up his life four
times that same week, in the same man.
ner, beside carrying the heavy trunks
of the beautiful actress up two flights
of stairs for her in three different
| towns.
As there were no programmes people
looked at each other and wondered.
They knew that this man was undoubt-
eddy dead. but whether the company
had q fresh one or not was the Ques-
! ton.
Finslly two adult members of the
troupe came forward and pulled down
the refractory curtain. Then the mana
ger advanced to the front of the stage
and in voice choked with emotion,
said:
Ladies' and gentlemen, we would be
| glad to massacre some more of our
troupe if we could, but we cannot af-
ford il. In one-stand town one man
is about all that we can yield up to the
cold embrace of death. Our printing is
high, and we have TO pay $15 for the
hall. Therefore, we regret TO announce
that the play is now over. You can 20
home with safety and we will attend to
the remains. We have every hope that
| the young man will be able to draw his
salary next week. and that we may win
him back to JOY and health again. He
has good constitution, fair appetite
and we feel like trusting it all to the fu-
ture. We regret TO see you 60, but as
the janitor il now blowing ont his LIGHTS
and it is getting pretty well along the
shank of the evening we must say good
bye to you. hoping that during our alb
sence the Laramie Opera House Com
pany will decide TO assess its slockhold-
ers, purchase some more wicks for the
footlights, put the old piano out of its
misery and stick another pair of over
| alls into tho broken window of the
ladies' dressng-room, so that the ac-
tresses who visit your town will feel
more segregated, rs it were, and sepa-
rated from the great vulgar world. "
| BIZ ME-.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
Excited Thousands

All over the land arc going into ccstacy
over DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption. Their unlocked for recovery
by the timely use Of this great life Say
ing remedy, causes them TO go nearly
wild in its praise. II is guaranteed to
positively cure Severe Coughs, Colds.
Asthma, Hay Fever, Bronchitis, Hoarse-
ness, Loss of Voice, or any ELECTION of
the throat or Lungs. Trial Bottles free at
Osborn Bros, drug store. Large size
S1.00. 2
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
PROBATE ORDER.
STATE OF MICHIGAN,
COUNTY or SHfAwAssEE. "


At a session of the Probate Court for tho County
of Shiavassee holden at the Probate Office. In the
! City Of Corunna on saturday the Roth day Of DC
tobsr, in the year Thousand eight hundred
PREssNr, A. a. HARPER Judge of Probate.
In the matter Of the Estate OF Byron Ruttcrheld,
add Frances May Butterheld. minors
On reading and filing tho petition, duly verified,
OF Gulieima Butterhed, guardian Of said minors,
praying for reasons therein set forth, that she may
re licensed 10 sell the real estate Of said minors in
ia said petition described
Thereupon II Is Ordered. That Monday the 18th
.tay Of November next at ten O'Clock in the fore
noon be sgned for the hearing Of said petition,
and that the heirs at law Of said minors. and all
other persons interested in said estate are required
10 appesr az a session Of said Court, then 10 be
holden at tho PRO mte Once, Ia the city Of Corunna
md show cause II there anybc why the prayer OF the
petitioner should not be granted;
And Il il Further ORDERED that said petitioner
1--WE noticc to The persons interested In said estate
II the tendency OF said petition and the hearing
thereof by causing copy Of this order TO be pub
Kshed In THE TiyEs, newspaper printed and
circulated in said County OF Shiawassee for three
~nocessve weeks, previous 20 said day OF hearing.
"A true copy.) "A. HARPER, Judge OF Probate.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
A LADY'S PERFECT COMPANION

PAINLESS CHILDBIRTH, new book, tells
how any woman may become -nother NTH
ont Jn6t,ing any pain sohatrsYr. 1t also
tells how to prevent and overcome morning
sickness, swellcd limbs, and all other evils
attending pregnancy. Physicians highly
recommend it as the wife's true private COM
panion. Send twocent stamp for full de-
scriptivc circular, testimonials, and conhden.
tial letter sent in sealed envelope. Address
FRANK THOMAS & Co, Pub Baltimore,
Md
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16

Connections are made at ST IGNACE with:
The Michigan Central Railroad for Detroit and
all points in Michigan and in the east, south and
south east Trains leave Mackinsc City $40 am.
and s.3e pm.
The Grand Rapids and Indiana r. X. for Grand
Rapids, Fort Wayne and the South and East. Jeav-
ing Msckinac City at 9 90 pm.
Connections made at MARQUETTE with:
The Marquette, Houghton and Ontonagon Rail-
road for the Iron and Copper Districts.
Through tickets on sale at Marquette and 81.
Ignace and at all points In the northern Peninsula.
Also tickets to European ports by all principal lines
at Genl Pass Agents office.
For information as to passenger snd freight rates.
apply tn Office of General Freight sHd Passenger
Agent.
Trains daily except Sunday.
ID. McCOOL FRANK M1LLlGAE
Gen'l Sup't.. Cenr Frt a Pass. Agt.
Marquette. Mich. Marquette, Mich.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
carlct fever at Morenci.
A Blessing to all Mankind.

In these times when our newspapers are
flooded with patent medicine advertise
ments, it is gratifying to Know what to
procure that will certainly cure YOU. If
you are bilious. blood out CT order, Liver
inactive, or generally debilitated, there is
nothing in the world that will cure you
so quickly as Electric Bitters They are u
blessing to all mankind. and can be had
for only fifty cents bottle Of Osborn
Bros 3
+. G. Burdiok has been appointed
noStmaSter at Arthur.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16

Though shaken in every joint and fiber with fever
and ague, or bilious remittcnt the system may yet
he freed from the malignant virus with Hostetter's
Stomach Btters Protect the system against it
with this beneGcent anti -sdlsmodlc, which Is fur
thermOrC supreme remedy for liver complaint,
constipation, dyspepsia, debility, rheumatism, kid
ney troudloS and other ailments.
For Salo by all Druggists and Dealers
generally
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16

OF one had been an attentive, though
unobserved listener, but made her pres
ence and opinion known by suddenly
exclaiming: "Oh, papa, know; it's
SO that their wits can come out"
A young gentleman writing from
Long Branch asks whether il is good
form to hold bird with ones fingers
while eating it. II the bird is the regu-
lation watering-place spring chicken, it
is good form but poor policy. You
should brace yourself against some
thing and use both hands.
pray. Inr good man." said Judge
to an Irishman who was witness on n
trial, What did pass between you
and the prisonere" ''Oh, then, phase
your Lordship," said Pat, 'sure I sees
Phelim atop of the wall. 'Paddyp
says he. 'Whatp' says /. 'Herer says
he. 'Where?' says I. WHIST says he.
'Hush!' says !. And that's all. phase
your Lordship. Chambers Journal.
Music Mt home the egotism of genius)
Eminent violinist: dell me-who
is dat fiddle paid old chendelman viz
10 vite viskers und 10 binc-nez, looking
ut 10 bigchusp" Hostess:-.It's my
Uncle Robertson. I'm grieved to say
he's quite deaf" Eminent Violinist:-.
Zach, am 10 zorry for him! He will
not pc aple 10 hear me blay 10 little. T"
"Now, john" said the father of tho
city family to tho father Of the country
family 1--WE have been spending all
summer with you, and rs some sort Of
recompense we are going to have some
amateur theatricals and give you fare
well benefit. mo, thankec Charles"
was tho reply, don't wait to do that.
The farewell will be benefit enough for
me-"
A patent medicine manufacturer died
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
SCOvi|F'S
Blood 5 Liver
SYRUP.

Swellings, Cancer, Erysipelas, Gout Chronic
Sores, Syphilis. Tumors, Carbuncles, Salt
Rhcum, Malaria, Bilious Complaints, and all
diseases indica:ing an Impure Condition OF
the Blood, Liver, Stomach, Kidneys, Bowels,
Skin, etc. This Grand Remedy is Com
pound OF vegetable extracts, the chief o.
which are SARSAPARILLA and Still
LINGIA. The cures effected by SEQ
WILLS BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP
IRE absolute, and their record is undishgured
by failure. For sale by all Druggists. va,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
Bucklen's Arniea Salyc.

The BEST SALyE in the world for cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles. or no pay required. II
is guaranteed TO give perfect satifaction.
or money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For sale by Osborn Bros.
A lodge OF the l. O. O. F. has
been established at Clifford. Lapecr
county.
Home Relief cures collie and cholera
morbus, by correcting their causes. All
dealers. 25 ccnte.-36
Rev. ]. A. DeSpelder, Of Macon,
goes south to accept a college pro-
fessorship.
EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS
CASH.
STATEMENT OF S. l.. GRoAT.
i have been affected with rheuma-
tism for the past twenty-five years !;
| have been so bad for the last three
years that have been obliged to use
clutches all this time. | have tried
every rheumatic remedy I could hear
of, and have paid out in cash over
eight thousand dollars, and 1 can sol
EMMY say that have never taken a
medicine that has given rue as much
relief as Wilson's Lightning Remedy.
And I consider it the best remedy
for inhamatory or acute rheumatism
that exists, and will give relief quick
er than any other known remedy.
My son was afflicted with the disease,
and after taking the first dose he ex-
perienced a relief, and was perfectly
cured of the disease after taking
eight doses. S. l.. GRoAT.
TrTusvILLE, Pa, July IS, A. d., 80.
Farl and, Williams & Co., Agents,
Detroit.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16

A. G. Arnold, of Battle Creek, has
been fined 500 70: selling liquor
after 9 o'clock at night.
Toledo will not buy park.
Passenger rates between Chicago
and Kansas City are being cut.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-11-16
Detroit, MaCkinaC 4 Marquette Rd
JUNE 10TH, 1888.

Pioneer East and West Lime Through the
Upper PeaiRsnIo oT Michigan
$40 Miles Shorter Between oil eastern and north
western points via Detroit, and
81 Miles Shorter via Port Huron 10 Montreal
and all POINTS In Canada, ke.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
HIS SOUL AND HIS SILVER.

''Your asking me how came to use 1t, re-
minds me Of the story of the Scotchman who.
on his deathbed. after life of meanness, want
ell to make things all right with the Lord by
leaving some money with the kirk"
'''Will the Almighty pass me into Heaven II
give 10, 600 pounds to the kirk, dye think p
said no."
go can't promise ye thot, mon,' answered
the minister, but advise ye to try the expert.
ment %
Laughing heartily at the story, Rev. F. E.
Osborne, of No. 213 Ogden avenue, Jersey City,
pastor of the First Baptist church, West Hobok-
en-, continued: THAT'S what | did with PARK
Frs Toxic; Itrie'l the experiment. 1t more
than met my expectations, and am very glad TO
testify to its excellence. 1t goes at once to the
root Of all digestive and nervous arrangements
so common among men OF my profession. For
women and chronic inyaiids The Tonic Is q per-
feet invigorant, and Is destined to supplant all
other remedies for this purpose. a singledose
produces the gentle PRECIPITATION and sense OF
life which eradicates disease. 1t seems to
for itspower to antagoniZe the hold OF the liquor
habit over inebrates. -
This preparation which has been known as
PARKER q GINGER TONIC will hereafter be cal
led simply PArKER's Tonic. As unprincipled
dealers are constantly dpcriving their custom
ers with inferior articles under the name OF gin
ger; and as ginger 10 really an uniInportant fa-
yuring ingredient, we drop the mil leuing word.
There Will be no change, however, In the
PREPARATION itself, and all bottles in the hands
Of dealers, wrapped under the name OF PARK
EE'e GINGER Tonic, contain the genuine medi-
cine III the fac-simile signature of HIecoN 4 Co
in At the bottom OF the outside wrapper.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
In the Whole History of
Medicine

No preparation has ever performed such
marvellous cures, or maintained SO
wide. q reputation. as AYERS CHEsRr
PEcroRaL, which Is recognized as the
worlds remedy for all diseases of the
throat and lungs. Its long-continued
series OF wonderful cures in all cli-
mates has made It universally known
as q safe and reliable agent to employ.
Against ordinary colds, which are the
forerunncrs of more serious disorders.
1t acts speedily and surely. always re-
iieving suffering, and often saving life.
The protection It affords, by its timely
use In throat and chest disorders.
makes Il an invaluable remedy to be
kept always on hand in every home.
No person can afford to be without 1t,
and those who have once used 1t never
will. From their knowledge OF its
composition and operation, physicians
use the CHERRY PEcroRAL extensively
in their practice, and clergymen recon-
mend 1t. It is absolutely certain in
its healing effects, and will always
cure where cures are possible.
For sale by all druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
PROPOSALS FOR FLOUR.
CORN MEAL AND MEAT.
Orr,cr KANSAS STATE prs,rrsr,Apr

LANSING, KANSAS, MAY Is, ISIS.
CEALED proposals Will be received at this
about 80 ,oO pounds OF s,.nd NIX Flour, to
be made from best fall wheat, and ~ good as
now used in prison and t. be delivered in
sacks or barrels In the prison yard. sample OF
can he delivered in car load lots. as required
for use.
Also, sealed proposals for about is, go pounds
Of Corn Meal, OF as good quality % now used in
prison, and delivered In sacks or barr, Is in the
prison yer,i. sample Of same must he sub
United with each bid Corn meal can be deliy-
cred at the rate OF 3, $40 pounds PER month.
At the Same time sealed proposals will be re-
ceiyed for furnishing sufficient Fresh Beef to
feed all the convicts and employees numbering
about $40, (a5out s0o pounds per day) to be de-
livered daily, as directed by the Warden. Con-
tract to commence July l2, 1873, and T., continue
until July IL, ls.4. In addition to fresh beef
the contractor will he required 10 furnish about
40 pounds of Pork, Mutton, Veal or Lamb
days of each week during continuance of con-
tract. All meat is to be one price, and of the
best quality, and subject to the acceptance of
the Warden at the time Of delivery. Beeves
10 Consist Of the four quarters of the same ami
mai, and to weigh not less than 40 pounds
when dressed and trimmed as follows: Fore
quarters to be cut OF six inches above the
Knee ioint' and the neck at the fourth vertebral
JOLT from the shoulder; hind quarter TO be
cut on four inches above the hook joint and to
contain all the kidney tallow.
Payment on the above contracts to be made
on the 18th of each month succeeding the one
In which the supplies are delivered.
a check, draft, or certificate of deposit for
$50 must accompany each proposal as securely
made.
A bond, with two acceptable surcties, viii
be required In the sum Of S. 900 for faithful
performance Of contract
The right is reserved to reject any or all
BIDS ami bidders are requested to be present
at the opening Of bids, ut 10 o. clock a. M June
It'll, 1881.
Further particulars furnished on application
to this Office
BY order Of the Board of Directors.
W. &. JONES, Warden
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
AMERoHANr.s oPINIoN.

Ex-Mayor Bullene, of Kansas City,
was recently in st. Joseph, and was
interviewed by the Herald. Mr.. Bull
lene is the head of the great dry goods
house of Bullene, Moores & Emery. He
said, in reply to question, that he at
tributed the success of his firm to good
times and its extensive advertising"
ADVERTISING He said, twas necessa-
ry to secure trade" His firm expend-
ed $4,000 last year for advertising, and
would expend between $4,000 and
$4,000 this year for the same purpose.
This, he said, was for newspaper adver-
Using alone. And he added:
"The newspaper is the only proper
medium for live merchant to employ.
1 wouldn't give cent a bushel for
circulars, dodgers and sign boards.
When you find a merchant attempting
to do business without advertising in
the newspapers, you can make up your
mind he is not very anxious for custo-
mers. The people read the daily news
papers nowadays. Why, sir, to show
the value of advertising, let me tell
you that we spent round sum for
full page of the st. Louis Globe-Dens
crGt and Republican, and we were as
tonished at the results. People thought
we were crazy to advertise in st. LOU
is, but we secured customers from Ill
inois, Iowa, Missouri and Kansas that
could be traced directly to those adver-
tisements."
"You advertise regularly; that is,
constantly" said the reporter.
"Yes, sir! Our contracts are for six
months and a year. The dull season.
is the very time we advertise. People
are always ready for bargain, you
know. Our policy Is to put as
much money in newspaper advertising
as into store expenses-that is rent
and light. All the successful mer-
chants of to-day owe their success to
legitimate newspaper advertising"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
sfGlad News for the UnfOrtu.
nQfe,',

The world renowned "Henry's Specific"
positively cures all cases of Nervous Debility
and weakness nf tine generatve organs. In a
variel practice Of over thirty years In treating
mems diseases and disabilities, Henry's Spe-
ellie has met with unparalleled success having
sold during that time upwap! Of forty THOUSAND
packages. ind in no instance without success
when 1'Specifc'' was used as directed. This
Specific" is pleasant "a take and docs not in
terfere with brsiness pursuits. Sufferers may
consult free, irciosing stamp for reply. ''Spe-
cihc, one dollar per package; siA for five doll
by mail, on receipt or price. Address all c.Im-
munications to Wheeler & Co., chemists, lis
East Twenty-seveDth street, New IorkCity
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
SHERIFF'S SALE
STATE OF KANSAS, ISIS.

STATE OF KANSAS, Ice
ALLEN CorNrY,
In the District Court Seventh Judicial Dis
trict, sitting In and Tor Allen County, State of
Kansas: Clark Il Maldaner Plaintiffs, VS.. John
Ward Defendant
BY virtue of an order of sale, in the above en-
titled cause, to me directed and delivered, is
sued out Of the District Court of Seventh Judi
cial District, State OF Kansas. sitting
and for Allen county In said State
will, on Thursday the 31st day Of
MAY A. ID. 1888, at 2 O'Clock p. m. of said day,
at the front door of the Court House In the city
of lola, = lien county, Kansas, o1er for sale
and sell to the highest bidder for cash In hand
the following described real estate to-wit:
Twenty-Five feet and three inches of the west
side Of lot No. S, in block No. 49, lola City, Al
len county, Kansas; and the north half of north
west or, sec. rs, town y, range i, in Allen Co:
Kansas. Appraised at 81 $50. Said lands and
tenements to be sold tn satisfy said order of
sale. DAVID WORST, Sheriff.
Sherifr's Office, lola Kansas, April 2Oth 1888
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
Apar1NrsrRAron,s NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that letters of admin
istration have been granted to the undersigned
on the estate Of James Ard, late OF Allen coun-
ty, deceased, by the Probate Court Of the
county of Allen, State Of Kansas, dated the sd
day OF April A. D. 1sB. Now ali persons hay-
ing claims against the said estate, are hereby
notified that they must present the same to the
for allowance, within one rear
ffom the date Of said letters, or they may be
preclu,ied from any benefit of such estate and
that II such claims be not exhibited within
three years after the date of said letters they
shall be forever barred. MARY j. ARD.
April 20. lssS. I2otsl Administrative.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18

COUGH, COLD OR SORE THROAT should
he stopped. Neglect frequently results in an
lNCuRABLK LUSG DISEASE OR CONSUMPTION.
BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES do not
disorder the stomach like cough syrups and bal
sans, but act directly on The inhameti parts,
give relief in ASTHMA, BRoscriITIs, CoUaHs,
CArARRH, and the THROAT TROUBLES which
SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS are subject to.
For thirty Years Browns Bronchial Troches
have been recommended by physicians, and
have always given perfect satisfaction. Having
beetn ested by wide and constant use for nearly
All entire generation, they have attained well.
merited rank among the few staple remedies OF
the age. Sold ut % cents box everywhere.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18
Mo,hers, Mothers !. Mo,hers,,l

Aae you disturbed at night and broken Of your
rest by asick child suffering and crying with the
excrnciating pain Of cutting teeth II SO go at
once and geta bottle of Mrs. Ninslow's Soothing
Syrup. 1t will relieve the poor little sufferer
mmediately-dependu upon it; there is no mistake
aboutlt. THERE'S not mother on earth who has
ever used it. who will not tell you at once that ii
win regulate the bowels, and give rest to the
mother, and relief and health to the child, opera
ting like magic, II is perfectly safe to use in all
cases, and pleasant to the taste. and is the pre-
scripuon of one Of the Oldest ap,' Oest female
physicians and nurses In the United States. Sold
everywhere. % cents a bottle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-05-18

Philadelphia Press: Samuel Pee
bles is a farmer in Iowa who thinks as
he sows and reads when he rests. In
his nominations upon the tariff quest
ion he has settled down to the follow
ing conclusion:
A tariff for revenue only, If it means
anything, implies the following effect:
A general reduction of the existing
duties on imports.
To be followed by larger importa-
ton Of foreign fabrics.
To be followed by a falling Off In the
demand for those made at home.
To be followed by the closing of
American workshops.
To be followed by a relatively greater
number of men engaged i'm agriculture
To be followed by an increase in the
supply of farm products with no cores
ponding increase in the demand.
To be followed by a reduction of the
farmers profits.
I, for one do not like it.
Perhaps some robust philosopher
who raises theories instead of corn,
will rise in his place ON the call of the
States and prove that Samuel PEBBLES
don't know what he is talking about.
Up to the present time, however, Mr..
PEBBLES appears to have clear major
ity in his favor.