Daily Republican., 1883-02-05
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Lord Of the Aisles--The sexton.
Mirrors from lOc to sl.0s-s0c store.
q. s. Humphrey Bro, 0ne-prioe halter
Dr. Darmon's office. 1874 Camac st., Phil'
MiIlard F. Davis. the Jeweler. 9 f. End 6
From the fire. A lot Of pipes, cheap at MI
Inns SIS West Front st.
For cut flowers and funeral designs, 20 t
S43 Market st.
Fine IS X. Plain Gold Rings, at E. +
Hanfs. 10 East Fourth st.
Go to Sineltn X Co., and get Lancaste
County Butter for 3octs b., at No. 10 Las
4th street.
The most dissipated thing about woman
Is her corset: they are almost always on
| bust.
The hoy who wanted situation at the poul
terer's was brave lad. He was ready for th
| hen-counter.
| A tailor requires number OF yards to cove
a man, but a burglar will cover him with Onl,
n small revolver.
"Angelina:" Eating onions not only pre-
vents the lips from chapping, but usual.
keeps the chaps from Tipping,
| II il bad luck for thirteen persons to sit dowT
together at Il table, especially If there Is only
inner enough for ten.
''Wh0 shall decide when doctors Disagree .
| We don't know who should, but we know that
the undertaken generally does.
II am determined to keep peace and quiet
ness in this house" said Mrs Blobbe, "if
have to pull every hair out of your head"
| A child without legs has Just been born
"Thank heaven said the weeping father
"this will never be champion pedestrian.
Smeltz 4 Co., sell potatoes and lemons low,
er than any other dealers, at No. l3 East 4th
street,
For beauty Of ,loudings, want the public
TO call and see. Gilt in splendid order and
pattern, Walnut and Rosewood ansurpas-
sable. q. X. Baugh, 5o1 Shipley street.
"Who was the neekest mani" asked a Sun
day school teacher. Moses" Very well !;
who was the meekcst woman" "Ncyer was
any"
loathing for man, they say he's mean enough
to hand pint bottle filled with water on .
dark night.
The Usage squawR. of which the country at
one time had high hopes have relapsed into
barbarian. They sing "pinafUre' 10 an ac-
c0rdeon accompaniment
Time, midnight. She-"Henry, are you
going to exhibit in the dog sh0w?" He-"No"
why?" Shc--"iou are such remarkably
UHt setter. EAlt young man.
lfa few more women Will Just Invent q few
more medicines and have their portraits pub
lshed with the advertisements thereof tho
daily papers will soon look like photograph
album.
A young lawyer was receiving the cOngratu-
latiuns Of his friends on his statement that he
had won his first case. 1t turned out that it
was, Was case Of bottled lager, and n won it ona
baseball bet.
All are invited to call and examine bar
gains in hats, umbrellas. underwear. white
shirts, nCckwear and notions winter goods
sold at u sacrifice call soon at Ross, ll6 Mar
ket street.
Go to II. II. Moorc's stalls u and "a Sec
Ond street market where You will tind good
quality of new buckwhGat flour, also roll
and good tub buttor, cheese, salt fish, ETC.,
etc.
Besides the best -four, containing the most
gluten, make u speciality in keeping beans,
peas and homny. There is nothing for the
same money that Is more nutritious. MY Cali
tornia beans are especially nutritious whole
some ana cheap. Dnc quart of dry beans
viii make two quarts and II gil when soaked.
When you come for your flour try our beans
and peas. William d. Pickcls. Fifth and
King streets.
The nose point on topcr's nose
BE ii bright or be 1t duler;
Be it any tint that shows,
Never yet was water color,