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The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10
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~ want to ask you il DR.. Thomas Eclsctric
Oil will really care deafness, a. is claimed in
the newspapers2" "Well, you need nottake
our word as "a that; write to ]. ]. Kline,
Ashley. Lurs,ne county, Pa. See what he
says. He took the pains to tell us the other
day that his sister-in-law was cured of defec-
tive hearing by DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil,
and that he was using it for the same pur-
POSE to very perceptible advantage"
"Well, that's all right, as far as It goes.
but I want more proof. Have you got any2"
"a plenty, sir. There is Rev. Mr.. Crane
OF Dunkirk, N. Y, free from all prejudice,
pro. or con-, and as honest as the day Is long.
He says: For deafness and earache DE-.
Thomas Electric Oil has done wonders to
my certain knowledge"
You blow and brag a good deal about its
being such a splendid remedy for catsrrh.
It's easy enough to say these things. Who
has been cured Of catarrh by D r.Thomas' Ec-
lecsric Oil.
.victor A. Lotier, editor National Record,
Evansville, Pa, saws: For catarrh it has
helped ME wonderfully George II. Dart,
Sac City. Iowa, similarly afflicted, says,
Thomas Electric OIL relieved me the first
dose.'"
"Hold on! That will do. That's evidence
enough for me. What else is DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil good for2"
"There isn't a better medicine in the world
for rheumatism and neralgia; and for any
kind OF an ache, pain or soreness it is match.
less.".
By druggists everywhere. Foster, Mil
burn q Co. Manufacturers, Buffalo, N. Y.
The uniform time system will go into eff
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

Coinage executed at the mints during DC.
ieher was $5,254, 704, of which 81, $50, 900
are silver dollars.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

A child that wakes with Group should
have q dose of Piso's cure.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

Disease. Propensity, and Passion. brings mankind
nl,lnberless ailments. foremost among them are Ner.
ynusncss, Nervous Debility, and unnatural weakness
OF Generatiys Organs; Aliens Brain Food success
fully overcomes these troubles and restores the suf-
ferer to his former vigor. $1.-At druggists. or by
mail from J. II. Allen. 315 First Avenue, N. Y.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10
Rand II.

1T you are suffering from Door health
or languishing on q bed of sickness,
take cneer, II you are simply all
ing, orif You feel weak and dispirited,
without clearly knowing Why, Hep
tBitters will surely cure you."
III you are . Minister, and have overtaxed
yourself with your pastoral duties, or Q
Mother worn out With care and work, or Q
man of business or laborer weakened BY the
strain OF your everyday duties, Or . man Of
letters, toillng over your midnight work,
Hop Bitters will surely strengthen you"
IF you are suffering
rom over-eating or
drinking, any indiscre-
tion or dissipation, or
are young and growing
.teo fast, as is often the
case"
Cor if you are in the workshop, on the
farm, at the desk, anywhere, and feel
that your system needs cleansing, ton
ing, or stimulating, without intoxica-
ting, if yeu are old, blood thin and i'm.
pure, pulse feeble, nerves unsteady,
faculties waning, Hop Bitters is what
you need to give you new life, health,
and vigor."
# you are costive or dyspeptic, or
suffering from any other of the numer-
Gus diseases of the stomach or bowels.
it is your own fault il you remain ill.
Ii you are wasting away with any
form OF kidney disease, stop tempting
death this moment, and turn for q cure
to Hop Bitters.
II you are sick with
that terrible sickness
Nsrvousness, you will
find q balm in Gil
lead' in Hop Bitters.
Hyou are a ir%equenter, ora resident
ofa miasmatic district, barricadey you
system against the scourge of all coun-
tries-malaria, epidemic, bilious and
intermittent fevers-by the use ofHop
Bitters.
If you have rough, pimp1y, or sallow Skin,
Or bad breath, Hop Bltters will give you
fair skin, rich blood, the sweetest breath,
and health. $500 will be paid for q case
they will not cure or help.
That poor, bedridden, invalid wife. sister,
mother, or daughter, can be made the tic.
ture of health hya lew bottles of Hop Bittera
costing but q trife.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

A Pueblo barber, finding a brother artist
in his wife's room, kills them both.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

B:T. Clark Of Fort Wayne was arrested
in Minneapolis for getting money under
false pretenses.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

I will send two bottles of Warmers White
Wine Of Tar free of all costs to any minis er
who will send us an order from his store
keeper for two dozen bottles of the same.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10
The Conductor.

Conductor Warren, Of Winona, Mimi,
says, | used one bottle of Warmers White
Wi e of Tar Syrup, when I was so hoarsa l
could not speak above a whisper, and in
twenty-iour hours it cured me. 1t is the best
remedy [ aver saw.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

Ex-secretary Belknap is doing we'll with
his law practice In Warrington.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

SRouGH ON RATs"-Clears out rats, mice, flies,
reaches, %bed-bugs, ants, verlnin. chipmunks. l5c.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

Dorsey, the star reuter-, has given SIS, 900
to the university at Santa Fe.
SKINNY MEN-@Wells' Health Renswer" restores
health and vigor. cures dyspepsia. impotence. ST.
The ext ofthe German-Mexican treaty is
published.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

The uniform time system will go into ef
feet Nov, 10.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

sBucHu.PA1BA. Quick complete cure, all annoy
ing Kidney and Urinary Diseases. 81.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

Csc buys pair Of Ly on's Patent Heel Stiff
ners, makes q boot or shoe last twice as long,
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

At Waterbury, Corn, John vogel fell
100 feet from a church spire without injury
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10
The estimated corn yield of the country
is l,62l, 100, 600 bushels.
A FACT Worth RemeT

A Fact Worth Remembering,
A severe cold or cough can be soonesl
cured by taking, according to directions
Aliens Lung Balsam. 1t can be procured
at any drug store. 1t is harmless to thu
most delicate person, and can be given IL
children without fear OF injury. Try 1T il
you have q cold or cough.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

WELLS "RoUGH ON CoRNs."-15c. Ask for it,
Complete. permanent cure. Corns. warts, bunions,
The Ohio republican state committee are
1000 in debt.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10

By druggists everywhere. Foster, Mil
burn & Co, Manufacturers. Buffalo. n. Y.
The Dickinson press., 1883-11-10


Dr.. Meredith, Dentist,
Of Cincin'ti, was thought
70 DO in the last stages
Of Consumption, and
was induced by his
friends to try Aliens
Lung Balsam after the
formula was shown him.
We have his letter that
Il at once cured his cough
and that he was able to
resume his practice.
The Press., 1883-04-05

was anybody around a-hearin' of 'em, only jest the Lord but all the men heered 'em.
 tThe Elwells, they stole away kinder dumfonnded, but the rest stayed by. When the deacons come out after spell, a-holdin' hands just like two youngsters, they see they he'd been a cryin' and when they shook hauds right there, and said as they'd quarreled before folks, they'd make up before 'em, and I tell ye it done them fellers good.
 .sRod Garrett said he b'ieved the was sutllin' in religion when he see Deacon Twist @ loadin' of his boards for him, an fairly forcin' Tanner to saw the rest of Garret's logs afore he touched his'n. And Hiram Platt, he was kinder on the fence afore. but he came square out and jinned Chester meetin' next sacrament day, and was real close walker afterwards.
 s'As for the deacons, it seemed as though they couldn't be good enough to each oth- CT after all this. And it came about that the was quite 8. 'wakenin' in Chester that winter seemed as tho it took start tc tn old saw-mill. I tell you what, Joshuay practice is wu'th all the preachin' you cae skeer up, now ain't it P .
 "Well, mebbe,'' said the considerate Joshuay, "but arter all, Amasy, how upol airth is folks goin to know how to prac tice without some preachin' p
 ''There, you hit the nail on the head, , said Aunt Desire, wiping her spectacles.
The Press., 1883-04-05
YOUNG OLD LADY.

ssYes. Sir I'm Younger than any of my Children nOxv.1 said M IFS. sarah
 M. Robinson. of 6l WiIIia m St.,
 New Haven, COnn.-We R cad
 about tn Is kind of Noble La
 dies, but seldom See
 them in Society.
 ''Yes, sir; Pm younger than any of my children applaud the victories of old Yale and don't grow old" were the words of Mrs. Robinson to your reporter when he called at her home. Mrs. Robinson Is one of the go-ahead sort of aged ladies of whom you read but w,.om you rarely find in modern society. Ive had my share of troube,' she said flor all my life I've been sufferer from erysipelas. From this has resulted diseased stomach znd naction of the i- gestive organs I've been troubled with dyspepsia and have ead such weakness of the stomach it has med as if needed something artificial and strength ing attribute this to erysipelas, which is const- tutional with me. I've been under the physicians care gr at deal during my life hut never received aay permanent benefit think until began taking Dr. Kennedy's FAVORI E REMEDY, which has proved perfect restorative in my case. My health is better now than it has been for long time con- slider Dr k-nnedy's FAVORIrE REMEDY an ex- Keep it family medicine, and rely upon it for I know of the good results of using it."
 Your reporter left Mrs. Robinson rejoicing in h:alth and renewed youth, and bestowiug merited praise on that which S the source of happiness to thousands, viz: Dr Kennt dys FAVORIi k REME- DY. Ask your druggist tor it. KenEedy's FAVO- RITE REMEDY has become a household word. Everybody sooner later gets sick, and sickness is both wearysome and costly FAVURITE REMEDY steps at this point II is te1.ensive and it is efficient. For all diseases of the Blood. Bilious Dig orders, Kidney complaints. onstp aten, and the aches and ills which make the domestic life of women a cross hard t. bear
The Press., 1883-04-05
WITKr Cor1INs, 1ast st

WnK1E COLLINS last story is called My Lady's Money" In this country it would have been: ''Mother-in-law has got the Stamps" or ''The Old Woman is We'll Heel ed," remarks a paragraph. All Americans do not employ such outrageous slang phrases as the above. In speaking of Ely's Cream Balm, however, they do say: ''its perfect" ''its as fragrant as flowers, and certain death to catarrh," &c.,, &c. This Balm is not a i- quid or snuff, and is easily applied. Thou sands of grateful persons attest it's efficacy "One in our family had catarrh for 8 years," said R. w. Merrill, Secy Phoenix Manuf'g Co.,, Grand Rapids, Mich. "She intellectual ly tried other remedies and several speciality doctors in Boston. Elys Cream Balm has 50 cents.
The Press., 1883-04-05
A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAN.

lneSSfS. E0ttOT8s-
 The above is good likeness of Mrs Lydia E. Pink ham, of Lynn, Mass, who above a other human beings may be truthfully called the Dear Friend of Woman" some of her correspondents love to call her. She Is zealousy devoted to her work which the outcome of Q Ife-study, and is obliged to keep six lady assistants to help her answer large correspondence which daily in her, each bearing its special burden of suffering, joy at release from it. Her Vegetable Compound is medicine for good and not evil purposes. have personally investigated it and am satisfied of the truth of this.
 On account of its proven merits it is recommended and prescribed by the best physicians in the country One says: C It works like a charm and saves much pain. It will entirely the worst form of falling of the uterus, Leucorrhosa, irregular and painful Menstruaton, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and Liberation, Floodings, all Dispacements and the sequent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted to the Change of Lfe."
 permeates every portion of the system, and gives new life and vigor It faintness fatuency, destroys all craving for stimulants and relieves weak ness of the stomach. It Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration General Debility Seeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing down. causing pain, weight and backache, is always permanently cured by its It will at all times, and under all circumstances act in harmony with the law that governs the female system.
 It only $1 per bottle six for sold by druggists Any advice required to special cases and the of many who have been restored to perfect healthby the of the Vegetable Compound, can be obtained by addressing Mrs F. with stamp for reply, ct her home in Lynn, Mass.
 For Kidney Complaint of either sex this compound Is unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
 "Mrs. Pnkhams Liver Pills," says one writer, "are tie best is the fcord for the of Constipation, Biliousness and Torpidity of the liver. Her Blood Purifier works wonders in it's special line and bids fair to equal the Compound in its popularity.
 All must respect her Angel of Mercy whose sole ambition is to dog good to others.
 Philadelphia, Pa. @ Mrs. A. II. D.
The Press., 1883-04-05
DIAM o " D .. DYES.
Rasf nYas Ever Hada.

n@FoR SILK, WOOL, OR COTTON. -8A
 DRESSES, COATS, ScARFS, HOODS, YARN, STOCKINGS, CARPET RAGS, RIBBONS, FEATHERS, or any fabric or fancy article easily and perfectly colored to any shade. Black, Brown, Green, Blue, searlet, Cardinal Red, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Olive Green, Terra Gotta and 20 other best colors. Warranted Fast and Durable. Each package will color one to four bs of goods. If you have never used Dyes try these once. You will be delighted. Sold by druggists, or send us 10 cents and any color wanted sent postpaid. A colored samples and set of fancy cards sent for e Sc. stamp.
The Press., 1883-04-05
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 F "A 1O.Np Northern settlement Illua cd cir ularf frne T F MANCH Va

nRDEH UF NO rICE. .-MaxnIleu Losne O vs. Ernestine Loshe.
 State of Connecticut, Holland County, ss., Holland sarch 18th, A. D. 1883. .~ Y
 Upon the complaint of the said Maxilen Loshe, praying for reasons therein set forth for divorce now pending before the Superior Court in and foi loIand County, to be held on the 2nd Tuesday oi April, A. D. 1883 It appearing to- and being found by the subserb ng authority that the said defendant is residing out O. the state of Connecticut, and is gone to D rts un- known. Therefore ordered, that notice of the pen- dency of said complaint be given by publishing this order in the Holland County Press newspaper print d in Stafford, three W ;eks successivey, commenc- ing on or before the 22d day of March, A. D., 1883.
 ERWIN o. DIMOCK,
 Clerk of the Superior Court for Holland County
The Press., 1883-04-05

John Quincy Adams, during his long term of service in congress, was never known to be late at his seat On one oc- casion, just as the clock struck the hour for the commencement of the session, 8 member inquired of the speaker if it was not time to call the house to order. "No, sir, was the reply; "Mr. Adams is not yet in his seat" Just then MT. Adams ap- peared and it was shown that the clock was three minutes fast
The Press., 1883-04-05

Professor Hadley of Yale c)llege, the distinguished Greek scholar, possessed a
 exceptionally happy faculty for dealing with young men. One afternoon num- Der of students assembled il the room sit uated over his own and comme Aced an up- roar wholly out of character with the time and place. After enduring it for while as patiently as he could Professor Hadley rapped with his crutch on the wall over head, calling the young men to order. In few minutes, however, the disturbance was renewed, the students becoming more boisterous and demonstrative than before. A good deal annoyed at the disobedience the Professor made his way up the flight
 of stairs and rapped at the door; when it was opened he simply said to the inmates |: "I should like to see you, young gentle men, at any time at my room, but should prefer to have you come through the door. Y"
The Press., 1883-04-05

*.+s'Durability is better than show" Du- rability of health is worth more than the wealth of Vanderbilt. Kidney-W Wort is mans co-laborse in maintaining health. With healthy liver, bowels and kidneys, men and women will always be in good health. If the bowels are torpid, if piles torment, if the back is full of pain, get a package of Kidney Wort and be cured without more suffering.
The Press., 1883-04-05

CLEVELAND. OHro.-The Daily Anzeigsr says: ''Ohief Superintendent of Police, )
 W. Schmitt, of this city, who has bsen in the +ervoe quarter of a century, endorses St. J ,cnbs Oil as pain -banisher. It cured hin, f rheumatism" ra
The Press., 1883-04-05
Newport. R, l., Au

NeWpOrt R. T., Aug IT. 1880
 JOSH BILLINGS HEARD FROM, Dear Ritters T am hear trying to breathe in all the salt air of the ocean, and having been sufferer for more than year with @ refractory liver, I was induced to mix Hop Bitters with the sea gale, and have found the tincture a glorious result. have been greatly helped by the Bitters, and am not afraid to say so.
 Yours without struggle, JOSH BILLINGS,
The Press., 1883-04-05

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from the and indiscretions of youth, weakness sary decay loss of manhood, &e; will send Ire re- great remedy was discovered by missionary in South America. Send self-addressed envelope to the Rev Joseph T. Inman Station D., New Yerk Ci1y
The Press., 1883-04-05
HnNRY CrAY M1souor1Na SHAKEspERE.

HENRY CLAY MIsouoT1Na SHAKEsPERE. He seldom indulged in classical allusions, and his occasional attempts to make quota tions of English poetry were generally fail ures. On one occasion, he used the we'll known phrase from Hamlet, 'Let the gall ed jade vince, our withers are unwrung," !" but misquoted the last syllable, calling it ''un-strung." The gentlemen who sat on either side of him noticed the error, and simultaneously whispered "un-wrung. ," This double prompting confused Young Harry of the Vest" who strengthened himself, and with stronger emphasis re- peated "unhung." This raised 8 general laugh, at the close of which Clay, who had meanwhile ascertained his mistake, shook his head, and said with one of his inimita- ble smiles ''Ah murder will out U4- wrung's the word. The fascination which he exercised over all with whom he had personal intercourse,-even his political adversaries, was remarkable but he WIS perious and domineeriAg, exacting uu- conditional d u qualified support as the price of his frie 4dship. Century.
The Press., 1883-04-05

HTTNH people are always on the
 MIME lookout for chances to increase thelr Hhl N A earnings, and in time become
 IVY wealthy; those who do not improve
 " A0A tv. We offer great chance to make money: We want men, women. boys and girls to work for or us right in their % own localities Any one business will pay than ten times ordinary wages
 Expensive outfit furnished tree. No one who en- gages fails to make money rapidly. You can devote your whole time to the work, only your spare mo, ments. Full info .maton and all that is needed sent
The Press., 1883-04-05

Rev. O. Hannah, Reading, Pa., writes .'I was afh 'cted with very sore throat. caus ng great pain while speaking, and disturbing ny elsep. One bottle of Dr Wishart's Pune res Tar Cordial entirely cured me-"
The Press., 1883-04-05
ORGAN S.

Special offer. Prices reduced for the next 60 days To any person buying an Organ of me during the next sixty days will make a deduction of Ten Per good stock of the VERY BEST ORGANS which are made. Don't fail examine them before you purchase. and remember that the number of stops has noth- ing to do with the REAL VALUE of an organ. Always ascertain how many Speaking Reeds il contains.
 Respectfully, B. F. TAYsOR. Stafford Springs. Jan. l, 1888. No 3. SoNth-st
The Press., 1883-04-05
GOLD and SILVER PAINT.

Bronze Paint. Aftl8tS' BIack.
 For gliding Fancy Baskets, Frames, Lamps, Chandeliers and for all kinds Of ornamental work. Equal to any of the high priced kinds and only 1octs. package the druggists or postpaid from WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO.,, Burlington,Vt
The Press., 1883-04-05

You will never regret sending two cent lamps to pay postage, to A. P. Ordwsy & ,o.. Boston. Mass. ,, for copy. of Dr. Kauf nann's great Medical Work; 100 pages, col red illustrations; of great. value to every "Amily @ >-TF II ~
The Press., 1883-04-05

AVOID THE NET, BoYs.-We have often heard of the cold-blooded schemes of sa- loon men to entrap the young aud unwary, but it seems hard to believe that men could actually be so brutish. For Instance, 1 India Iapolis saloon mau on the south side, winter before last, enticed boys into his sa- loon Sunday afternoon to play ball, pool, cards, aud to drink beer, calling it his ''Su9 day school"
 A Chicago saloon keeper last winter of fered first aud second prize to the two boys who would buy the most drinks il a month.
 But an Indiada saloon keeper, at Spen- cer, Owen county, has eclipsed them all. He has started lottery, the prize $1 ,OOO piano. Shares in the pialo may be secur- ed by investing 8 certain amount cigars, tobacco and dri ks ia his saloon. He sends the piano around on exhibition at gather ings in ald around Spe4cer, to attract at teltion a4d draw custom a..d, stra lge to say, he has been permitted to exhibit it at gatherings in charge of good people, be- cause it would draw larger atte4. .da -ce.- Monitor JottTsaaI.
The Press., 1883-04-05

MT. Albert Kingsbury, Keene, N. H., troubled with bad humor hands and neck, caused by lead poison ing. (He's painter.) At times it would break out crack open and the skin separate from the flesh in large pieces suffering great continual itching and stinging. Purchased your remedies; used 'uticura Rsolvent internally and Cuticura and Cuicura Soap externally and in less than three months effected complete cure, and has not been troubled since. Cor roborated by Buard & Foster, Druggists, Keene, N.
The Press., 1883-04-05
Ss As SFN~" W ~Oss OPPOSITE PATENT OFFICE WAsHtNGToN D, (

nl not, life is sweeping hy, go and HE0NiT dare before you die. something mighty kANt and sublime leave behind to conquer HEsNE time" $66 week in your town HEUHE s outfit free. No risk Everything new. %~O~ Capital not required. We will furnish you everything. Many making fortunes. Ladies make us much as men. and boys and girls make great pay Readers, # you want business at which you can make great pay all the time, write for particulars II HALLBTT & Co, Portland, Maine.
The Press., 1883-04-05
When you feel life is burden, and noth- ing you try seems to ease your dyspepsia, find a sure relief in Brow,'s Iron Bitters.

There's one good thing about this Wiggins affair. The durned cub doesn't dare show himself, so he won't lecture. Boston Post
The Press., 1883-04-05

Thirty vessels have sailed in the last twenty 1 Years and never been heard of again.
The Press., 1883-04-05

Dreuths dry the deepest wells, For ] who auffsr from throat .sdisorders Potaska is an unfs fling fountain of relief and cure.
The Press., 1883-04-05

MT. James Wells, of 36O shroop Ave. Brook lyn, writes: My wife was suffering from extreme debility, she used Wheat Bitters with the most satisfactory result and pronounces it the best remedy in the world"
The Press., 1883-04-05

BrThe most brilliant shades possible, on all fabrics are made by the Diamond Dyes. Unequalled for brilliancy and durability. 10
The Press., 1883-04-05

Boston Transcript: When Mrs. F. asked
 for new bonnet Fogg promptly refused: "A man and wife are one" he said, ''and it is duty to practice sef-denial upon all occa- aiona ,,
The Press., 1883-04-05
MOTHER DIED FROM TT.

J. W. Adams, Newark, Ohio, says: ..Gutcura Remedies are the greatest medicines earth. Had the worst salt rheum in this county. My mother had it twenty years and in fact died from it. be- lieve Cuticura would have saved her life. My breast and head were covered for three years which nothing relieved cured until used the Cuticura Resolvent (blood purifer) internally, and Cuticura and Cuticura Soap externally.