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 on Her Wedding Tour.
 Milwaukee Sun.
 "Well, you ought to go down to Chicago some day on my train, if you want to see fun," said a Western con. dhctor. 'I think it was last Tuesday, q couple got m the parlor car and took two seats, and knew they were just married by the way they asked if there wasn't any way to get the chairs nearer together. It seemed to pain them to think they had to sit so far apart all the, way to Chicago. They might have been married the day be. fore, for all I know. but they were re- cent, I Icould tell that. It was pretty cold that morning, and when we pull ,ed out, the car was about half full. \ tell the truth I watched the we'd
 \party with Hood deal of inter-
 think it Is natural, don't you,
 " that hasn't been married
 5 or g years, to sort of have
 6g that is good to be near a new
 Ned couple, and watch their mod Is, pretty ways and see them look taffy at each otherf"
 The reporter said that he had never noticed any particular feeling of in- terest in wedding couples, and told the conductor to go on.
 "Well," said he, i've had got about half way to Racine, and he was put ting shawls around her, and she look cd love into his eyes that spoke more plainly than words, and her lips were sort of pickering up and pouting, and looking as though she would like to kiss him right in the mouth. Her eyes were those blue ones, not exactly violet, but cross between violet and pansy, that twinkle and laugh and go through a fellow and clinch on the other side. Those kind of eyes that"
 70, go on and never mind her cross eyes between pansy," said the re- porter, who was getting nervous-he couldn't tell why"
 "Well, bless her eyes, said the con. ductor, who seemed to be thinking away back of pair of eyes that at some time had made him feel so kit teny that he could punch all the fig ures out of a thousand mile ticket be. fore he could tell what he was about; "and all of a sudden she turned pale, and her eyes had far away look and her breath came short, and she mo- toned him to her side. and whispered to him. He was scared in minute, and bent down his head and said, Q, darling, I hope not, and then he call ed me, and when I went up to punch his ticket he asked me if there was a doctor on the train. l told him there wasn't any, though one of the brake men used to work for a veterinary surgeon. Then he said I must tele- graph to Racine to have the best doc tor in town at the depot. was scar ed and looked at her and thought she was dying. Her eyes rolled and it seemed to me she was on her last trip. He kept whispering to her, and final ly asked him what her symptoms were, and he said she was paralyzed on one side. She said it seemed as though one side was burning up, while the other side was cold as ice. We'll, l aint no slouch around sick folks myself, because I have had a good deal of sickness around in the last ten years, and I told him we must rub her and get up circulation. He said he was not much acquainted with her and did not like to suggest any such familiarity, but l told him it was no time to wait for an introduction, and he took hold of her foot, the one next to the window, and r."
 At this point the conductor burst IPut laughing, and the newspaper man ought he would never quit, so as to
 with the story.
 IT," says he, as he got over his
 Ast haw-hawed, and they both
 lhe as # ! was crazy. The
 [6oked mad and the poor little
 looked as if she would like to see J killed before she died. I pointed to her foot and says I, Madam, if you will take your stocking away from that coil of steam pipe you will get over your paralysis and live to green old age" Then she see what ailed her and she moved away from the steam pipe, and in two minutes she