The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-08-23
EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.

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Judge w. P. Campbell, of Wichita
still seems 70 be on the road to Car
,hage, Missouri.
Judge Brewer has decided in favor OF
the right of trial by jury for the viola
ton Of certain city ordinances.
It may interest the "Palengenesis''
man Of the Wichita Eagle to know that
a granddaughter Of the poet Burns Is 3
pauper in London.
Kansas City journal: At latest adj
vices, several OF the Ohio democratic
politicians with lanterns were looking
around for stray chunks Of harmony.
"The continued support of TIlden Tor
the presidency by some Of the Demo-
cratic papers," says the Denver Tribune,
Indicates that Spiritualism is going to
extremes"
Prudent Democrats at Topeka, who
have been giving their attention to the
attitude of the Click and Martin fac
lions. are studying the latest designs for
cyclone holes.
The fact that no burglAries have been
reported al Topeka since the police
force was abandoned by the mayor
seems to partake remotely of the nature
of a coincidence.
The fact that Mr. II. n. WAllner, OF
Trego county, recently died from the eE-
tects of arattlesnake bite 10 liable TO re-
suit In q general exodus from that part
of the state to Topeka
The Atchison Globe wants the number
of rich men in that town TO "increase
like rabbits (" It Is not often that
We see q newspaper manifest such q
strong yearning for competitors.
"Ii slade has really come west 70 go
iDto training would humbly suggest
that be give himself the benefit Of few
rounds-wiIb soft gloves with that
man Boyle, Of Marion. cOunty.-G. w.
Click.
The regularity with which the dis
patches announce that the president con-
tinues 10 affect blue flannel shirt and
a flouched hat affords gratifying proof
Ofthe stability Of our Republican insti-
tutIons.
An Iunerant soap man opened out at
Great Bend one day last week, but was
promptly suppressed by the authorities.
We question IL the Republicans are
fully alive 70 the insidious encrOach-
ments OF the Democracy in this state.
A message received from Guiteau by
a Cincinnati mediuIs, stating that he
had suffered a great deal this summer
from the heat, will have a tendency to
strengthen the belief of great many
people in the doctrine of spiritualism.
"Life in a County Town " Is the title
of q new book which is In process of
preparation by the brilliant and versa
tile editor OF the Atchison Globe. We
have never before heard It intImated
that Ed. Howe was ever q resident OF 81.
Louis.
Atchison Globe; We have noticed a
great many times that there are usually
two men in every community who are
exactly alike. and that they always de-
spise each other. "If had q dlsposi-
ton like his" they always say of each
other, ~ would kill myself"
Orange rind Is now collected. dried
in ovens and sold for kindling purposes.
1t burns readily and entirely eliminates
the element OF danger attendant mp the
use OF kerosene. The knowledge of the
utility of the banana peel still seems to
be monOpolized by the surgical pro
fession.
If IL be In order we mOYe that the To-
peka Capital and AtchisOn Globe be
taken into full membership by the Kan
sas Mutual Admiration Society, and
that the Clay Center Dispatch. Council
Grove Republican and Marion Record
be received on probation. Do we hear
second?
Madame Janauschek is booked for a
date at Wichita. Now, if the editor of
the Eagle can only succeed in perpet-
uating the popular 1allacy among the
people of that town that the Madame is
soubrette with an ailuring disregard
for raiment the financial success of her
engagement there may be regarded "a
Cora0ona cOncInainn