The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-01
WIT AND PLhAs ANrRY.

Pawn me honorr" ssys the dude.
Wouldn't advance a nickle on s." says the
pswnbroker.
If love is blind tho girls go TO good deal
of trouble liking Up sheir hair when they ex-
pect their besux.
Ore Of the quickest ways TO find ont clear
" whether you love q girl or not ia 10 try 70
teach her to play lawn tennis.
IL has row become fashionable TO Do msr-
ned as carly &c o'clock in the lasrning.
This gives The brides female relatives time 70
ssy good.by TO her before the evening train
gees.
There are only two classes OF unmarried
women in soeiety-''scrswny old maids"
and young "chits Of girls.' You learn this
By hearing each of these classes describe the
other.
When Henry was counting Sarah no used
TO bcast that be hsd "boss" girl; nov that
be is married, he finds that he hss & "ooss"
wife; but he never mentions it-DOston
Transcript.
"Stiil alive, Uncle Reuben, l seer ''Yes,
sab; yes, sab; an Use gvine to lib anudder
yeah, suah." "How do you know thsl2"
"Wby, sab, I'se mos sllus NOTES DAT when l
lib fIu de mont of March, lib fru dc whole
yeah"
A French investigator hiss discovered that
tie character of II persons dream depends in
a great measure on which side the sleeper
Ief The dreams of lswyer, then, who
habitually lies ON both sides, must Do very
much mixed.
An English psychological society is dis
cussing the question, Are angels ever
sleepy?" fla young man ands his ''sngel"
okz kfav Ind
that If she isn't sleepy. his company is not
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
81 served in the Tennessee Legislature"
said q man 10 a new train acquaintance. 81
served in the Arkanssw legislature" replied
the acquaintance; and each msn arose and
arranged pocket-fssk 10 keep the necks
from being exposed.--Arksnsaw Traveller.
A New York girl has discovered ths.
squeezing the hands enlarges the knucklee
ard spoils the shape. We hasten to inform
ire fair eXperimenter that squeezing the
waist had no such undesirable effect. In
fact, the result Is quite the oPposite.-Lowell
CitiEtn.
Mrs. Partington's moral reflections are al
wayE worth attending 10. After suffering
"tfe b;gsmies of death" from al attack Of
III fam mstion in ibe borzx," she threw her
cell back in her easy chair and remarked,
There's no blessing like health, particularly
when you are sick.h
A very good hit was recently msds at an
election In Scotlsnd by one Of the defeated
candidates. A gentleman approached him
with: "Wel, Mr.. -, how 90 you foel7"
swell" fsid be, ~ feel, suppose, pretty
much as Lazarus did" "As Iszarus did Z"
ssid the FIRST speaker; show is thai; pa Why
tsid be, Lazarus was licked by dogs, and 20
was l'-Rx.
CtniuriGs upon centuries ago, while yet
TIE world wsa in lis ''sslad Gsys," the true
relstion between mSn and woman was recog.
nized. These two quains lines contain the
history Of domestic life from the beginning
trd they sre net likely 70 be provea filss
by the suturs:-
AS the &c Cd man saith, 80 say we,
But as the good woman iGith, SO must u be.
Dean Swift xas once dining with family
in which the mstron boasted of the number
Of centuries in which the magical prefix de
1 had been tho rightful properly OF her sncss.
/ TORE The Desn heard tke tedious and of
I told tale TO he end, and then delivered biz
! opinion Of al that sort of nonsense by saving
''Msdsm. will you kindly help me to anothel
, piece of de-umplngf"
An eastern exchange ssys, "You can no
/ lefEen the natural size of q woma1e wais
! without siunting her BRAIN" Young meI
should make note of this important fact
and remember that the dear girls have
brrins that may DO 'ttunted." The troubl
is tire boys forget all about brains when theJ
strive to squeeze the girls waist down L
! about half It's natural size.