The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-03-10
Aumor. The Eve.

humor, hkc other mourutul subjects. has undergone many changes. beth in , style and general archnectuie There ~as tune when tt was thought necessary 10 crack nb or cut oh some body : head to be funny. This ksnd of sport ~As very popG.ai ~lth the thoTny he aited kings and queens from away back, when Mss Anthony was only knee h,gh to a ggassAoppet.
 The hfst oIig,nal joke sA> perpc,raied by Mrs. Eve upon her husband. Adam. ~ho vas monatVh ot all he sar,v, ed She told Adam that down ,n the orchard ~ss little speeAlcd pippln that Was simply too nice toT anythiag. and asked thc governor ot the provence. who was elc< ted by torce ot circumstances. to pull the atile thing m out ot the worldly at. mosphele, ..rA sad that she would help hun digest Il. Adam. not he,ne ap Ia snuft, played neh, into hls w,ie's hand and ot course he was eaehicd the hrs, deat. lie should have played spades upon het. instead q, p,,s hins clubs u the plppin, ~h,, h was loaded Wsth dte,ls at Il sorrow nightmare and delitium ,,eluen. dousiy. Adam got the apple but II was su,h bitter p,il that It stuck m hl> ,htoA,. and all al his large and itplan increasing tan |, al sss. sH....t.,> aale had this as huth mark thrust apon them. ESr. ,tae ta her wamanly tn stinei. robed herself ln an elaborate Hg ic..i aud pau oi lo..-nes Aed sand.A. .,ad a l,nea da>tet, we n ,ane. aud id.. lowed Adam oM into the uae u.ti. a,cd h,gh@a, lt was prci tough hu, a ptaclca. toke ln those days MAS not ,a be oscIlooAed, and Ia ih,s d.,, ~c a,e icei- ing tine effects ot the >hoek
 .-i-licI NC nnd NoIu stttIns nn htil iap likc patience on monument, and ha dIing May Dawn an the Ssauec kls- CT, and ls nearly uekled ta death be- cause Rome ls al on hie lnd the l,eople afe being roasted m large quantntIe> and the IiSct libet is StrNed Ia queen s taste. o, tan sas tun m those days Those roil,oking old humotts,s were rus, boiling aith hll.tV. Inen. as the wnI.d became more olvliiked the, 5alit A l,fse pr,se ring and turned a lot nf human Captiscs loose to slioe each other up to serve ss a delectable tc.tst Ia tho blood s,Ained eye al the man, funny men ,ha, were admitted.
 suli later the loily hearted Spaalsfd ainuscs himself dnvlng barrel tuii ui busiine pike. putting A dlssentet h Il heading Il up and roihns the ~hoie hAisI- ness do@n d h.ii, lust ia, pA~luIre
 Inc crowned heads al kuslana had mIHh III them :, loot thltk and ., aId wide, mostly .ii wool. il w.as better n AT a Cltsas Ia haze some other huuo is, ; head divorced iiom is ttunk bl .t meat aAe. ifanee and German, we're not go ttolIe some. they were content io shoot each other iuli oi au holes and let the sotms attend Ia the rcs,
 lr kussaa they have lots oi ninth pro. sokins scenes Inc practical lnkct largely ptcdonina,cs there hey Bluk II great Sl1or, tc lay bunch of d,n.tttts under their ruler just to see hm siaut tor heaven va the ar llnc. l,must look very tunn, ta see hts imperial noas un the sttect diesscd III three c-inoh boiler iron and standing army. Whenever the ear loses d leg, an am or a head, the people over there go wild with un ieigacd delight IL must bc cxsraelai- lngly immense The EsqulmauA thinks that he K h.,ving iat old tune when he slts down to a mess of boIled candle ahd d bit of iricd dog and some whale blub bet ioi desseit. IL the .adics ,ad gentle men that lne upon the Caunibai Isiauds ca. iie down on the grass and cl.cw the bones of Il sweet sucealent missionary oecaslon,iiy. they get so happy that the, began Ia cai each other, not aishing to ie, up on the,f gnp. l, IS awful ionny ,o the II, but II ls nothing as compared ,6 tit..r r,.fe 4 E the cause fur mirth IL IS thls way the world over. those who laugh them elves to death al the ca enirio tie, oi the mir,h ptosoklng seldom undersiand tha, that i which is pleasing to them may be watn,- wood and cactus to the pateniec jus, n i It was m the case of tsops frog table where the 3unda, school boys slupI, stones a, the "efoakeIs.' tun IS grow ins very different now Me hasc many men Tn this country devoted spec ally to l hlling order for the new brands of gur- gie that spring up. One pAftlcu brand starts GU, like this
 "Wha, on earth is ,ha, yoa have gol on your upper lip. sad the gtocer} man to ped rutabagA, and has upper liI tCtkll. allu WAS tVs cred wi,h something thA, looked like shoemaker wax You looked as though you had occn digging potatoes with yout nose.
 70, that's some of pas darn smar, ness. l asked hun fl he knew any ihln. tha, would make boys mu.taehc gro~ and he told me the bes, thing he evel
 uied was lar, and for me 10 ru0 II or ihiek when | went io ted and wash i, of in the morning. pu, i, on last nigh and by gosh ! can't wash Il of Ia iolc me all had to use was scouung bfie k and | would come on and 1 used th, bsek, and !, took the asin off, and th. tar IS there ye,. and sAy. does my l,p looI sey bad -
 The .roeeyman told him t was ,h. worst looking lip he ever saw. but h' could cure it by rubbing d lttle cayenne pepper in the tar. He ssid the lar soglc be o6ni,naed in reck's Saa
 Get there, Eii.'
 '' |, was pretty face. albei, sta,nes
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