The Panola weekly star. (Sardis, Miss.) 1882-18??, 1883-07-21

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Tho July crop rcfpfi " Che He
tmffmani IN Agriculture shows n
general improvement ~ tbe con-
dition n cotton
The soeieiy n Friends ln Eng.
land has just repealed the pr1hl'
lbition n ihe marriage ~ ffst
Cousins which has boon IN force
III that body ~ nparly 200 years.
a young correspondent complains
that "thofr are TOO many lawyers
In The country Oh, no, NY boy,
there aron't TO many lawyers
there aren't half enough clients,
that's all.
Gen Weaver, who has led the
Grecnback party on TO defeat sew.
oral times, says ho will defeat the
Republican and elect the Demo-
cratic ticket in Iowa this year with
his combination Grccnback Prohi.
ton party.
A pretty little fairy, who lives
in Washington and who Is very
fond Of having Bible stories read
30 her, ran 10 her mamma the other
day and said, eagerly ooh, nam
ma, please read me that pretty
story again about little Moses with
the bulls rushing after him."
Chauncey NJ Dcpcw stated il
quite right when he said that few
men, comparatively, think they
are fitted to be lawyers, doctors or
clergymen, but there is no one in
the United States, of reasonable
age, who doubts his ability to oc-
cupy the editorial chair"
Prof. Schan SAYS the decision Of
the Baptists TO have II Baptist BIZ
Bile was the wisest that could be
made under the circumstances, but
"the common sense Of the Chris
tian people will ultimately prefer
the better to the good. Every
scholar admits that the Revised is
better. Therefore it will stand"
Not less than half 4 million alli-
gators were slaughtered last season
for their skins. 1t is expected that
laws will have to be enacted event
ually TO protect them during the
breeding season and when Young,
or in time they will all be de-
stroycd. The leather made from
the hides has sprung into popular
with manufacturers on nc
count of its softncss, nexibility.
exceeding durability and great
4 reporter Of the Oil City Der
rick has met Eli Perkins and in
tcrvicwcd him as follows. GLOW
may | know YOU 10 be n newspaper
nanT' "By having, when treated,
never refused, and am now ready
be treated again. GLOW may
know you to be n newspaper
nanP" "By certain signs: exam
my empty grip and by offer
ing Inc a free pass to anything"
Where did you first become n
newspaper man? ~ ain my mind.n
Where next2' ain the office Of
a duly-constituted newspaper in
the holy city Of New York" "How
were you made a newspaper man?n
II was blindfoldcd and my face
blackencd with printers ink.
WHY THE EDITOR swoRE.
With a terrific cold In his head,
And cyclids heavy and sore,
An editor sat In his broken chair,
And bitterly, earnestly swore.
A youth had dropped in with a poem,
A man was there with Il dun,
And a chap had entered to tell him
How the paper ought to be run.
An irate subscriber had told him
His sheet wasn't fit to be read;
While another had carefully promised
He would punch the editors head.
The foreman was yelling for copy,
And the wind whistled in at the door,
And this, with a few other reasons,
Is why the editor swore.
But the angel that took IL to heaven,
Recorded this verdict there:
"The jury finds in this present case
frwna A iugtifialle swear."