Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-05-25
In Colo-sda if q native puts on . paper collar
and greases his boots he i, sneered at q dude.

III
HALF an inch Of ice formed at Dixon, Ill, ON
the 2lst and & foot of snow fell in portions Of
Ohio. e z5z 81; ss..
Lou1synLE belle has in her parlor beau
tiful embroidered motto, "E Plur bus, yum
yum" 3s,5 ,..z:l
PATTI said in an Interview that ahe used seve-
raj Thousand different kinds of perfumes.
Whew! s5;~. ,sss
The New Era, published at Parker, has been
enlarged to nine.column paper. It is 3 rep
resentative Journal.
ALoNDoN correspondent says Lady Florence
Dixie and her husband are known as Lady
Sometimes and Sir Always Tipsy.''
5 A Def CEMENT of the salvation army is hold
ing meetings near Yale college, Brave soldiers!
They strike right 1t the stronghold of sin.
LIEUT.. WHITE, of the navy, resigns to; escape
court martial for being seen in bad company.
He prob ably didn't know at the time thatsit was
greenback politician. =: -
5 'sQu1RM1Na CHAIR" that can be adjusted
to 500 different positions is recent
invention. they have been in use for some
time in Yankton editorial sanctums.
MODERN philosopher declares 'that men of
isms are the men of genius" The philosopher
was probably devOting his attention to an at
tack of rhemutism when he made the assertion.
DOWN the river exchange thinks the term
s'prize fighter" too coarse and suggestive of
brutality. How would "a gentleman deft in
dalliance with his rivals face" suit you, neigh
bor? 90 '<~.ss'@ So. = L So
PENNSYLVANIA editor demands tax on
babies, the tax to be paid BY the woman bearing
them. His last tripleta broke him all up, and
he has determined that something has got to be
done. ,..,s s,4..5 r.. - ~ --<. - s.s:s- =
ANN ELIZA YoUta is married again. Let US
hope that in future marital disagreements she
will refrain from calling her new partners at
tention to the virtues of her late fractional hus
band. zs .,. . -. e. ~.s5
A COUNCIL BLUFFS young man is sueing an
other mau's wife who was once his sweetheart,
for coming to America on ticket which she &C.
cepted from him, all the while intending to de-
ceive HIM. -. Il. IS 81: =s ss..s .
BUTTER car is run between Milwaukee and
Chicago. It must ba built of iron and patterned
after the powder cara if it il able to hold some
of the ambitious and energetic butter that ffe-
quently fuds its way intO the markets.
sWAAT is sauce for the goose is sauce for the
gander.'' county treasurer down south was
Investigated, and bis cash on hand amounted to
$500 more than the books called for. He
threatens to sue the county for embezzlement.
TIE Courier Journal sagely remaks that much
of thu misgovernment of Europe is due to the
irree ular,ty of American newspapers.5 The
monarchs aud cabinets sometimes do not get
any hints from American editorRs for more than
q week. =
WHILE preparing her toilette Neillsyille,
Wis. woman was shot by rifle ball coming
through the window. AS she WIS banging her
oroide hair at tho time it is but natural to infer
I that the coroner's jury pronounced it justiiabie
: homicide. .-=*ss ~ &2s
! AN Indiana paper says defiantly: Talk
about fencing up town that supports ten
liquor Saloons three or four billiard rooms, =
number of cigar stores, q bucket shop, q b'cy-
Gle club, tiger lair. and four dudes. GENTLE
men. it can't be did" .' ~: ~
A CALIFORNIA millionairess, if there be such
word. has built barn in Great Darlington,
in which are s14oO worth of nickel-plated brass
trin,nin ~, such as hinges ON bOx-stall costing
$50, and this like. Very few human beings in
the town live in SO good building.
The Mandan Pioneer, in well.corsidered
art;cle urges the location of the capital at
Bismarck. The belief is expressed that the
a,sure the construction to this point of not
only the Chicago. Milwaukee d st. Paul and
Chic. go & Northwestern, but OF the Manitoba
and Rock Island roads also. -. ~
Texas woman who is not yet forty years
a. so1 nf cor.
.nmption. one was drowned, two were killed
and one came out of the hands of vigilance
committee in totally worthless condition. She
is now waiting for No 6 Witn meek and chris
tian patience and hopes her luck will change
before she loses many more
LETTER written by Fort Lincoln soldier
to his girl, was mialeid in his quarters before
being mailed, and was captured BY an ungodly
comra'e. It began: Il rite to inform you
that I'm vel and happy and hat just bin out
on Mounted drill and Am chafed So can
Hardlv stand and hope These few lines may
find you enjoying the saim blessing. 3s
NEAR Jamestown this week Martin Jaykou-
sky had leg broken by kick from mule,
Young Armstrong was thrown from mule aud
dragged mile and a halt, and farmer Goode
had Jaw broken by > kick from one OF the
.nnrano- voiced animals. Even the mules ST
thia wonGerland have caught the infection and
ara boiling over with buainess enterprise and
native git-up- and-git. ii ss5 81 =ys s5
The editor Of the Fife Lake Comet is skir-
mishing around the ragged edge Of . cloud Of
trouble that threatens to swamp him. In his
columns he wished to refer to " Mr. and Mrs.
Bennett's sisters Chi lid. '4 The compoeitor IN
setting the type left the word sister g. out.
sEJ9.S..3s a. Mr. and Mira. Hennett had Ontv been