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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-01-12
TIE CHICAGO BUDGEr OF FDy


Read the Chicago BUDGET OF Fun. Mel
motto Tarheel. formerly IF the Detroit Free
Press, Detroit Chat and Louisville Mascoae
editor. Published monthly. Price five
cents. For sale by all newsdealers. Rich
as walnuts and wine. j. A. Killeen, Pro
prietor. The following are a few of the
many complimentary notices Mr.. Grummond
( Melnotte TarheeD received while on the
staff of the Nascotte:
The Maseotte is to be congratulated upon
the accession of so finished journalist and
brilliant paragrapher as George Melnotte
Grummond. the Melnotte rarheel," of the
Detroit Chqf.-Bufalo Sunday Times.
George Melnotte Grummond the Me-
notte TarheeI' and elder about Town" of
Detroit Chat, and contributor TO various
other Detroit journals, is now assistant
editor of the Mascotts, Louisville, Ky. He is
bright paragrapher. Philadelphia Mirror
The Aascotte, of Louisville, Ky, bows its
way into the Observer ,auctum with smile.
Ndscotte is pretty paper, devoted to the
drama. music, sporting news, aud so forth of
the solidifed South.
Mr.. j. Mulkey is the manager, and
everybody in the Fourth Estate knows that
Mulkey is the man to make pink of
paper.
Mr.. George Melnotte Grummond. the
Witty,
Gritty,
Funny,
Punny
Grummond, is co-editor.
G.M.G. is the biggest liar that ever lad
for $25 per week.
We know him of old.-Odeboh (Iowa)
Observer.
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OBITUARY..

On Thursday of last week Mr.. John Jor.
dan, one of the old settlers of Kenosha ,oun.
ty, passed quietly away. He was born
February 9th. 1899. In l847 he moved to
Kenoshs, then Southport, and took up
residence in the town of PLEASANT Prairie,
where he resided until 1867. He then
moved to Salem, where he lived until his
death, which occurred at the residence Of
his son. Deceased was an ardent supporter
of the Democratic party, and will long be
remembered as such by those who knew him.
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with an absolute certainty Of
curing you.
ZOPESA Grom BraziD cures
Dyspepsia and BiliOusness. A
single dose relieves; a sample
bottle cOnvinces; a rs cent
bottle cures.
Tt acts directly upon the
Stomach, Liver, and Kidneys.
Cleansing, Correcting, Reg
ulating, ZOpesa gives energy
and vim to the Brain, Nerve,
and Muscle, simply by work.
ing wonders upon the Diges-
ton. and giving activity to
the Liver.
Cut this out, take it to any
dealer in medicines, and get
at least one 70 cent bottle of
ZOpesa, and tell your neighbOr
how it acts. 1t is warranted
to cure Dyspepsia and Bill
1OuSn0SS.
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Miss Fannie Vogel sarted for Racine
on Monday last.
Miss E. L. Shepard returned to Chi
cago last week, having had a good Wis
it with her friends here.
Wish Vennor or some other weather
prophet could arrange matters SC as to
keep the mercury in the thermometer
about zero.
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Five Cinnamon have been converted to
Christianity since the opening of the school.
The pupils are first taught to read leach one
having teacher) and then given the Bi bic
Appropriate exercises are held every Sunday
in English. followed By one Of the pupils
who interprets the Scripture to the rest.
The teachers are assisted by members of
other churches, who heartily join in this
important work The Christmas concert
and tree are occasions which will be long re-
membered and show the quality of work
done By the teachers and its appreciation by
the school.
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IN A LEW WORDS.

We do not claim that ZopEsA will cure
everything. but as a Liver regulator, and
when the stomach and organs needs invigor-
ating to healthy action in case Of weak di-
gestion it sUiU cure. For habitual cosrve-
ness. which affects the whole system and the
head. to degree that units one for work,
ZoPEsA acts certainly, quickly and pleasantly.
Those trying it the first time are surprised
how quickly it relieves the whole system /;
a single dose relieves.
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MARKETS..

corrected weekly by Lentz & Funek.l
Apples-60c@$1 10 for good winter fruit.
Barley-No. 2, zoe: extra No. 8, 55c
No. 8, 45c; feed. $1,000.
Reans-.S2.00@$2.25 for choice hand
picked; others unsaleable.
Butter-Fair to medium, very dull at
2O@25c; choice to fancy, 10000; cream
cry, 3O@S4o.
Cheese -l23c. for full cream; SKINNED, 90.
Eggs-25c.
Corn-Ear, S0c shelled, old, 79c new.
Goo.
Oats-New, 3l@34c;
Potatoes-Sound, 45@55c.
Flax, $1.l0.
Flour-Minnesota patent spring, $500
do, straight, $500; Simmons, Arndt & Co.,
SIS 50@$6 90; patent, $3.50.
Wheat bran-$l4 per ton.
Wool-35c.
Beef, $3.5O@$425 per cwt., sheep,
$3.00@$4.00 each; calves, $6.50@$7.00 per
cwt., live weight; dressed hogs, SIPS
@$7 so per cwt.
Peultry.-Turkeys, dressed, 1870; geese,
dressed, 10@1lc; chickens, dressed. 8@l2c;
ducks, dressed, l0@1lc.
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n CARD.

desire to announce to my friends and
patrons and all others desiring first class
dental work at lowest prices. that 1 have
opened an Office over the First National
Bank, opposite the Express Office.
25tf j. F. GEORGE.
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improper clothing and exposure to
cold and heat, worrying and care, idle
ness and 0verwork, over-excitement
and allskinds Of excess. work destruc-
ton, as they did before malaria was
invented. Lack of exercise produces
arrangements of the liver, spleen,
nerves, brain and every organ in the
body. 1t produces a multitude of
symptoms similar to those produced
by malaria. Let exercise be supplied
and the occasion for qulnine in these
cases will no longer exist"
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Browns IRON BITTERS is
composed ofIron in soluble
form; Cinchona the great
tonic, together with other
standard remedies, making
a remarkable non-alcoholic
tonic, which will cure Dys-
pepsia, Indigestion, Malaria,
Weakness, and relieve all
Lung and Kidney diseases.
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WILL YOU
'EXCHANG

a case Of
Dyspepsia or
BiliOuSneSS
for rs cents?
1t is awfully
unWiSe to
agOnize un-
derthe many
a m e mt S
arising from
Dyspepsia,
DiSOrdered
Stomach and
Liver, when
this offer is
made to you
in your own
home in all
q no-SA
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CORNS AND WARTS

are positively cured by the use Of HINRIcH's
AMERICAN Com CURE; causes no pain OF
soreness. The best thing ever discovered.
Cure guaranteed. Take no other. Price,
Is cents. For sale by F. Robinson.
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THE REPUBLICAN, ENTINEL
FOR 1888.
The Best Paper for Wisconsin Readers

Those who want trustworthy, wide-awake
weekly newspaper should subscribe for THE
MILWAUKEE REPUBLICAN SENTINEL. It of.
fers no chrOmoS or dime novels as premiums to
subscribers. but gives them, at the lowest price,
frstclasS family journal, In which they will
find the news of the State and of the world gen.
orally, together with large amount of choice
and interesting miscellaneous reading matter.
Instead of putting money In premiums, it will
try the experiment OF investing it in news in
valuable correspondence and original contri-
buttons, making paper OF superior excellence
for its readers
Among its attractions for the coming year will
be an original serial story, entitled, lone
tramp" written expressly for its columns by
John HabbertOn, the author of Helen's Ba-
bies," The Barton Experiment.. and other
popular tales, with shorter stories. sketches and
poems by favorite writers. Prof. w, Henry, of
the Wisconsin State University, and other in
telligent and practical writer's on agricultural
subjects, will contribute special articles to its
Agricultural Department. Its market reports
will be 1ull and accurate. and prepared with
special reference to country readers.
HE REPUBLICAN, SENTINEE is about to be
enlarged by the addition of column on each
page, making it the largest newspaper published
In the State. In politics 1t will support the
principles of the Republican party, but will
freely criticse all parties. and will not hesitate
to expose and cenSure WrongdoerS, regardless of
their political associations, Its aims win be to
discuss with candor and discrimination the
public questions of the time, and to- give its
readers a journal upon which they can depend
as an upright. Independent and fearless expo
nent of correct principles and sound policies In
the administration OF State and Natio0al affairs,
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
The WEEKLY REPUBLICAN SENTINEL will
be furnished at the low price Of OND DOLLAR
per annum. All SUBSCRIPTIONS received before
January 1St will be continued to the close Of the
year 1883.
Specimen copies will be sent gratis,
The price of THE REPUBLICA -SENTI-
MEL is $40 year. 81 so a quarter and IS cents
month
Address, REPUBLICAN, SENTINEL,
81 Mason St., Milwaukee, Wis.
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/" ROUGH ON RATS"

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants.
bed.bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers l5c.
Druggists.
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PROCEEDINGS OF TIE BOARD OF
AUDIT.
ADJOURNED MEETING.

Jan. 8, 1888.
Present; Mayor Williams; Aid. Hazelton,
Jacobs, Van Vie and Lentz.
Minutes Of last meeting read and ap
proved.
The following bills were presented and
allowed under suspension of rules:
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LETTERS,
SKINNY MEN.

Wells Health Remover restores health
and vigor, cures dyspepsia, impotence,
sexual debility. 81.
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WANzED---A gentleman or lady in every town.
w ship TO take an agency for s. THE IMPERIAL
HIGHWAY" the best Subscription book published;
35 600 ordered in September and October worth ten
times its cost to every family. Among our first
subscribers were Hon. e B Washburu and Hon.
Schuyler Colfax. Iust the book for stadents and
teachers. Twenty dollars per week easily made with
this book. Write at once for terms, G. W, BOR
LAND CO., 1o3 State street, Chicago. 2s-6t
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ADVERTISED MAIL MA TIER.

Quick, complete cure, all annoy ing kidney
bladder and urinary diseases. 81. Druggists
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1883-01-12

The following is list of mail matter remain
ing uncalled for at the Kenosha Post Office,
Kenosha Co., Wis. for the week ending
Jan. 18th, 1883. and which will be sent to the
Dead Letter Office at TIE expiration of thirty
days, unless called for.
LETTERS.
Arnold, Frank Hall, Mrs.
Foster Arean A. Kreuthem, J.
Fox, A. l.. Willems, Willie
Fresuend, H. C. Zeyen. Nicholus
Hansen, Mrs.
To obtain any of the above mail matter the
applicant must give the date of this list.
CHARLES FRANTz. P. NJ.
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The following bills were referred
John Gaffney, 75c, to Streets and Alley
committee.
~. Callahan, SIS, to Pauper committee.
7. A. Letting. 81 05, to Psuper committee
Complaint of Mrs. II owden and Chas
Shultz, in regard to over assessment, re
ferred 10 Judiciary committee.
The committee on gas and lights to which
was referred the proposition of the Sun
Vapor Burner Company, report against &C
cepting said proposition.
(Signed) E. VANWIR.
On motion, report was accepted.
The committee on streets and alleys recon-.
mend that the report Of the street super
visor for the first and third wards be &C.
cepted and spread on the minutes.
On motion adopted.
The report shows:
Poll Tax received In labor 1880
In Cash.. 106.50
Cash paid out
John Ersipg 20 80 90
VIM. Schumacher, team work.............".... 14.00
John smith, labor and collecting, slX days. 50 81
$1os. 10
Balance due l69
(Signed) JOHN SMITH,
Street Supervisor South Division.
Report of N. Rshr, Street Supervisor,
North Division, presented, and referred to
committee on streets and alleys.
Aid Jacobs presented the following:
Resolved, that the committee on bridges be
instructed to receive proposals for the build
ing of Middle street bridge, according to
plans and specifications in the hands of the
City Clerk, the city reserviug the right to
reject any or all bids.
Seconded and carried.
On motion of Aid. Lentz, the Clerk was
allowed salary to Jan. LIST.
Motion to adjourn carried.
F. w. MATHEWS,
City Clerk.
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Mansfield, Ohio, Nov. 26, 1881.
Gentlemen Ill have suffered with
pam in my side and back, and great
soreness on my breast, with shoot
ing pains all through my body, at
tended with great weakness, depres-
sion Of spirits, and loss of appe-
tite. / have taken several different
medicines, andwas treated by prom
inent physicians for my liver, kid
neys, and spleen, but l got no relief.
l thought ] would try Browns Iron
Bitters; have now taken one bottle
and half and am about well-pain
in side and back all gone-soreness
all out Of my breast, and / have a
good appetite, and am gaining in
strength and flesh. Itcan justly be
called the king Of medicines.
John x ArrRc.nrp
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A CURE GUARANTEED IN ALL
CASES
For Old and Y Dung, Male and Female,

6Or OA0 anu Dung Male ana Female
Magnetic Medicine A a
~NSS BRAIN and NERVE FOOD; Positive ~
EH' ly Cures Spermatorrhoa, Impoten- IA
kN Acy, Nervous Debility Leucorrhoea A&A
barrenness; and for all Weaknesses 10y
(BAFoRE of the Generatve Organs in either (AFTER)
sex 1t is an UNFAILING AND POSITIVE CURE. Tones
up the debitated system arrests all involuntary dis
charges, removes mental gloom and dependency and
restores wonderful power to the weakened organs
with each order for twelve packages. accompa.
MED with Five dollars, we will send our GUARANTEE
TO refund the money If the treatment does not effect
cure. 1t is the CHEAPEST and PEST medicine In
the market. Full particulars in Pamphlet which we
mail free to any address Sold by all Druggists;
package 90 cts Six for $780, or sent by mail on re-
ceipt of price, by addressing the
MAGNETIC MEDICINE CO., DETROIT, MICH.
Guarantees issued in Kenosha, Wisely
f. ROBINSON, Druggist
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SEEK

health and avoid sickness.
Instead of feeling tired and
worn out, instead of aches
and pains, wouldn't you
rather feel fresh and strong1
You can continue feeling
miserable and good for no
thing, and no one but your
self can find fault, but if you
are tired of that kind oflife,
you can change it if you
choose.
Howl By getting one
bottle of Brown IRON BIZ
TIERS, and taking it regularly
according to directions.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-02
Whisky in Bond"

Attached to every distillery is ware
house OF which the government, through
a United States storekeeper, takes ex-
elusive charge. On every door is a
patent government lock-" and the
storekeeper keeps the keys. At the end
OF the warehouse, nearest the distillery
proper, is partitioned off the "cistern
room" that contains tanks, into which
the whisky runs direct from the still.
From these tanks it is drawn off into
barrels in the presence of the store
keeper and the United States Gauger.
The barrels so filled are rolled into the
other portion of the warehouse, and a
warehouse stamp" bearing the date
of the distillation, is affixed to each
The whisky thus barreled can, under
the revenue laws, remain in this ware
house under government lock and key
for three years. Then the whisky is
said to be ''in bond" At the expira-
ton of the three years the tax Of ninety
cents per gallon must be paid on the
original quantity of whisky in the bar
rels, as shown by the gauge when it was
barreled, less two-and-a-half gallons per
barrel per annum allowed for evapora-
ton and shrinkage. Then taX-paid
stamp is put on each barrel, and u
brand, with the name of the distiller,
the number of the district, and the date
of the payment of the tax, is burned in
the head. Cincinnati Commercial.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-02
Price Reduced

Anticipating the removal Of the
Stamp Tax at no distant day, the
Magnetic Medicine Co., of Detroit, as
will be seen by their new advertise
ment that appears in to-day's paper,
have reduced the price of their med
icine from one dollar per package to
fifty cents, and when twelve packages
are ordered at one time, and five dol
lars paid for the same, they issue a
written guarantee agreeing to refund
the money if the full course of treat
ment fails to effect cure. We have
no doubt the Magnetic Medicine will
have large sale in every section of
the country, as few medicines are sold
at as low price, and what is especial
ly in its favor is the guarantee of its
effecting cure. The medicine is
sold at all Drug Stores, everywhere.
Guarantees are issued in Owosso and
county by all druggists.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-02
Mans Brains.

The human brain is absolutely bigger
and heavier than that of any animal ex-
cept the elephant and the larger whales,
but in no other animal is there so great
variation in brain weights of different
individuals as in man, and it is perhaps
curious fact that the higher the civili-
cation the wider the variations That is
to say, the brain weight in savage races
is more nearly uniform than in enlight-
ened nations. While in general way
the average weight of the brain is
greater in civilized races, it does not at
all follow that the size of the brain is an
indication of the degree of intelligence.
The average weight of the adult Euro
pean male brain is forty-nine to fifty
ounces. That of the female is forty-four
TO forty-five ounces, the difference being
fully ten per cent Statistics for Amer
lea very nearly coincide with this result.
There are examples of men of remark
able intellectual attachments whose
brains have largely exceeded the aver
ounces, and DR.. Abercrombie, sixty
three ounces. Daniel Webster also had
very large brain. That of Agassiz
weighed fifty-three and a half ounces,
not very much above the average. On
the other hand, high brain weights have
also been found where there was no
evidence of superior intellectual capac-
ity. In an English insane asylum
nearly ten per cent of the cases exam
ined showed brain weight of over
fifty-five ounces. An excessively small
brain indicates feeble intellect, and an
abnormally large one may indicate the
same. Between the extremes there is
wide range, in which it is evident that
intellectual power is more dependent on
quality than quantity of brain matter.
But it is estimated by several competent
authorities that in an adult male of any
thing approaching average size, brain
less than thirty-seven ounces is usually
associated with imbecility. In other
words, brain of less than this weight
will not confer the reasoning faculty in
the civilized Caucasian, though in un-
civilized man, n rude intelligence may
spring from brain of thirty ounces. -
81. Louis Republican.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-02
The Canadian Northwest.

The statistics recently published re-
garding the city of Winnepeg have sur
prised even those who took the most
sanguine view of the progress oftheMani-
tobia capital. In ten years the custom
duties have increased from S47,840 to
$780,, 1927, and from $651,S92 in the
year 1881. The money-order business
is the most remarkable. The orders
issued in Winnipeg were $65O,OOO. a
greater amount than the issues ut To-
ronto, Montreal, Quebec, and Halifax
combined. In, one year, from 1881 to
1882, the foreign imports increased from.
$2,837, 43l to So, 229.92S 1t is said that
of $4,000 immigrants during the year,
$500 were from the United States, some
of whom were French Canadians who
had immigrated from Canada to the
Eastern States. The Immigrants are
said TO have brought with them about
Sl0,000,000
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-02
How to Make Good Coffee. .

Jokes never die, they are simply trans
lated. We frequently find the witticisms
of Greece and Rome logged out in
American slang. For the good story
now going the rounds about M. Grevy
we can find counterpart on this CONT
nent. One day the President, who is an
epicure in coffee, was out hunting and
entered roadside wine house. '.Have
you any chicoryP" he asked. Eyes,
SIR" Bring me some" The man of
the house returned with small can of
chicory. "Is that all you havep"
1--WE have little more" "Bring me
the rest" Having thus secured all that
was in the house, the President said,
Every we'll, now go and make me a cup
of coffee" Its American counterpart
relates that careful housewife APP
preached dealer in fowl, and telling
him she kept a clearinghouse. asked
him to pick out all the tough chickens.
The man having done so, the careful
caterer bought the BALANCED Toronto
Mail,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-02-02
M-AIARIA!
THE ONLY REMEDY KNOWN
To Destroy This Deadly Pest.

The most alarming fact, In our sanitary condi-
not only In marshy, low-lying districts but in the
cities and upon elevated ground where, q few years
since 1t was unheard Of Frequently fatal disorders
body and even insanity the dire effects of ma
ara poisoning the sure precursors Of death If the
poison Is not neutralized. The boatman on the Del
adjoining country, have been great sufferers from
MALARIA. Not until a few years past did they
there is but one real and speedy cure for malaral
poisoning and that Is DIR. KENNEDY,S FAVOR
TIE REMEDY" which by its action upon the
blood purihes Ii and restores 4 healthy tone to tho
entire system. As preventive in localities where
this danger Turks, It Is invaluable The "Favorite
Remedy" also the worst liver and kidney com
plants and all diseases caused by vitiated blood
For sale by all druggists price 81 90 per bottle. II
Is an absolutely SAFE purely vegetable remedy, the
greatest Alternative medicine In the world. Address
the proprietor, Dr. David Kennedy, Rondout, N. Y.