Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1883-08-30
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How a man in pnhlic garaen let an
excellent orchestra and some voca.lsts
amuse him nine hnnrs at Cost OF M
teen cents IL related by the Uuca I'D
server. lie was comfortably put IN
fashionably dressed, had no look OF a
hummer and bore the outward lhdl-
| cations OF being poet, Or some other
kind OF sentimentalist 1t was II
couch NJ an am chair nv sitting in II
m The ANAL of hi. hack with his head
resting easilv AGAINST rho wall He
was not dozino f,r when IN. music
fn,llv ceau,.d f'r the dav he Instantly
,roae lanyuidIy stretcbel himself and
denar,ad This was , Mace where m
admission fac w,s charged III. mana
ger uenendino on a hrisk sale of herr
fnr nrot;t and IT, wos unusual IN close
tho Entertainment while large nu,o.
h.r of JsnLar. oar. .till there He
.bnts an honr .ar,i.r" said the EN-.
nIovce who was asked about il con
acconnt If the chair. wpipht Him
wha iuat vent ont n. WIS a chair
waioht H.'d heen holding down a
chair aver since . o'clock and how
nnrh do von s'n,se he sn.nt in nll that
t;meo only fifteen cents for three
classes Of b.er-one glass every three
hnnrs on the average, The boss couldn't
IN f,r IN heave a chair. weight out-on
nrinciple. don't YOU nee ?-unless some
.h'ng dls"rueriy give an excuse 40 ne
nst s"ore lie II lose an h,uf business
oy closing up rather thah leu 'n'l ptohn
get any more music LOT h!1een ceii's'
Soon after the close of the American
civil war and while matters in the
Southeru States were still somewha I'M
.e,tleI an .nt.rnrisinr Massachusetts
jortor s.ttleI in Georgia. Business was
ru.hiuy, and AT tine end of six months
n. had among other hills. an account
against Colonel swan for eighty dollars
See here" said the colonel, AS he
,ook.l il over. "i,n't this powerful
,te4r," ono. sir-no. It's "A very r,a-
s,,n,hle hill" "Let'S see" unused the
Colonel. as he pulled ont hi !. pencil. 81
can Dhv pis'ol eooi enough 10 S'ion,
v"" Tor nVe uoli"fS YOUR o"ria' wiz
COST ms o''r' III VIII COST ,he 'Weuty'
hvc d"'iars'' nr ,rie,, anu we II say
hVe more Tor WHISKY '"r the jury. ~
M'f, re,hoh So, oe''el ui".e az, "u' ~,
rory "o''"rS reu"c''"" ~, NAV w
eS' sir, yes SIR your ~ mus nave
GOT mixed up somehow So'ohe', you
o"Hm' l"'' mn " e'sh'V ,'', ",'' ''"'
10 see I"n we''' SIT, E'ry g'a"
A drum in T.xas a,k.d the con-
,,ur,o of aIrain AZ IL slammed M a sta.
ion " win h,y. time TO steu off and
,uI SAM. refr,.hnunt, ." You will
nave uI.nty of time" replie,l the CON
anrtor Inc dfln'he S"t OH an" Ihe
irith VEN oi "ibi'l' MN. Ing "'A'
TIM" the drn!hher ~" 'fdt conductor
ne BOOK MN 10 ISH very severely ior
nus conduct, complaining 'hat n" had
to lay over at that sfatlon seven hours
Wei, replied 'he conductor, you
asked me 20 would nave hme 10 get
some r"trrsh'nent AND, fyon c'l'"h
GET all you wanted III seven hours II
seems 10 me you are h"S' 'erolct
for the con iuctor, ana no appeal.
A h,sbfuI vouny man vert three
,i,nas r. ak a benntiful younp lady if
h, might b. the par ner of her lows and
sorrow, ana other houssho,d luIh'ture
ont each ,imH MS he'.'I i'lie" nun, anu
ne TOOK the 4nrS''oh aWt "hpoppeo;
she saw the ahpnisii Oh MS SOUL anu
lad com tssioh ON MN, - me mex,
time ne came, S'ie ASKED nun II ne ha'
Thought TO Drag IL screw driver WIN
MN. lie hinSn"i, ana wanted 10 Know
what i"r. Ani sue III 'he ','''ne'S VI
her hear', saia she, o'' i'oI KID" nuI
tha' he wonld want 10 sore" up ms
courage hefere ne le'' ne LOOK 'le
| il'ht anu lhesil'.
The prisoner was trlehd OF mihe'
SAID the "Stne's, IN answer 10 lhes-
ton or the counsel Tor the prosecution.
DO you desire tne court anu jury 10