The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-04-27
A JOYFUL GREETING.

your ewes have fallen upon me. Now that
we have met, pray cultivate the acquaint,
ance, for it is my purpose to interest and
serve you. Between you and ], though only a
newspaper article, l am ambitious. Having
a portentous message for all mankind, II 1t
be cordially received, its import truly real
lied and acted upon, 1 shall be considered a
worlds benefactor. Gould have no higher
ambition you will admit.
A misanthrope of ample means deter
mined 10 end his life by drowning himself.
Going to the banks of the canal, found the
time not favorable for the purpose, a num-
Der of persons being in the vicinity, and day
light still present. He concluded to walk
along the towpath until it was dark. While
doing so, he heard piteous cries issuing from
the door of n howell near by, and uncon-
sciously walked over to the place, and found
n poor family consisting of a mother sur
rounded by several children, who told him
of their sufferings for food. He took from
his pocket his wallet and handed it to the
woman, reasoning with himself that he
would not need it. The grateful thanks and
praises that he received from the recipients
of his bounty awoke emotion in his breast,
of such n pleasurable character, that he
changed his suicidal intent, and decided to
live for others. His future life became re-
plete with good deeds-many q dark home
and heart we're made bright by his presence.
Well, my appearance in these columns,
springs simply from a desire on the part of
1nOSe Il TtDTtStIl, u DtDtll lOul htMS-oC
vouring race. My province is to help you,
your friends, your relations, aye, even your
mother-in-ld,C if that interesting lady be not
already far beyond the pale of good influ-
ences.
l am sent among men 10 bear tidings of a
discovery that marks an epoch as important
to the health of mankind as Newton's apple
and Franklin's kite were to natural science.
The sick, the discouraged, the detected, the
broken down, and the despairing, may now
all find a cure, certain as the Jordan proved
to the Syrian Topper. 1T is only necessary,
as in the case of that sufferer of old, TO fol-
lotU directions.
The agent which 1 herald builds up the
system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain,
and sends pure, invigorating blood dancing
through the arteries to the music of happy
laughter.
The gloomy, wornout man of business, by
proper use of this wonderful medicine, will
be enabled to meet trouble and reverses like
q man. Then, i'll perfect health, he will not
have abnormal views of the "Vicissitudes of
fortune, which spares neither man, nor the
proudest of his works, which buries empires
and cities in q common grave"
Tie weak and nervous woman, just able to
drag herself, in ''moping melancholy"
through duties of the day, may steal the
bloom from blush roses, and have eyes as
bright and sparkling as the dewdrops nest
ling in their leaves; and the poor little baby,
now disfigured with pimples and scabby
sores, may be made sweet, cool and whole
some as-''that youngster of Mrs. Blanks,
across the way, whose family is always in a
glow of health" Don't you know the rea-
son? mo" Then l will tell you For
years your neighbor has neuer been tUithout
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
This remedy is a medicine, not a beverage,
and is to be taken according to full and per-
fectly plain directions accompanying each
bottle. 1t is specific, but not a patent med
icine, and contains no vile narcotics or viler
liquor. 1t is a prescription used for years
by the ~well-known physician, DIR. X. V.
Pierce, of Buffalo, n. Y, whose name is n
household word i'll innumerable homes all
over our WI and foreign lands. The
Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and
offered to the public by the Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical Association, n body corporate,
existing by and under the laws of the State
of New York; its president is DR.. Pierce, the
great specialist in chronic diseases. The
busy and wonderfully successful life to the
relief and cure Of his suffering fellow men
and at a time when high political honors lay
broadly open before him, DIR. Pierce re.
signed his seat in the Congress of the United
States, simply from a sense of duty toward
others. His associates in the great sanatar-
ium represented to the doctor that the i'm
mense business of their association de.
manded that his personal attention should be
paid to the great army of patients crowding
uIOu lntll lIOll tNtTl III III. ltIC6 II
also the founder of the Invalids' Hotel at
Buffalo. n. Y. This establishment, possess
ing all the comforts and ~luxuries of n first
class American hotel, has i'll addition the
daily attendance of a large faculty of emf.
nent specialists, whose practice collectively
cover the whole field of surgery and chronic
diseases. The laboratory in which DR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is pre-
pared is an object of interest and wonder
1t has a frontage of one hundred feet, Il deptf
of one hundred and twenty-five feet, and j:
six stories high. In thi . mammoth and pa
latial workshop two hundred persons are
constantly employed in putting up DIR
Pierce's Medicines.
While the Golden Medical Discovery's
curative effects are almost Immediately felt
it is not merely a temporary stimulant, bu
Is rs certainly a safe and complete cure, il
all cases for which it is recommended. as j
is that certain misery and death will follow
their neglect. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medica
Discovery iCiU not cure club feet, will no
refurnish armless or legless unfortunate
with new and perfect limbs, and it is no
guaranteed that even a dozen bottles applied
to any stray portion of a second hand skele
ton, will develop such member into an ami
mate, human form divine GU. In brief, i
is not asserted that this medicine will, or can
counteract the DEGREES of Providence. Blu
in all cases where a high state of civilization
and cultivation has engendered disease anC
AaH Z, WV - va $4,000 80"
become a nervous, artificial being, the Gold
en- Medical Discovery WiH positively restore
to him the strong, vigorous, self asserting
life, from which, almost u~nconsciously, he
had drifted far, and perhaps hopelessly away
1t is claimed, and guaranteed, if this medi
cine be used as prescribed, and faithfully
persevered in a reasonable time, it WiH per
manentiy cure liver complaint, n the var
, ious blood disorders consequent upon torpol
of the liver, in all their various forms anC
ramiications, including bronchitis, con
sumption, which is ~scrofula of the lungs
dyspepsia, costiveness, sick -headache, Skin
diseases, fever and ague, malaria, and othel
disorders arising from poisoned or deterior
ated blood.
This wonderful medicine cures all humors
from the worst s~crofula to a common blotch
pimple Or eruption. Erysipelas, salt rheum
fever sores, scaly or rough skin, in short, al
diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered
by this powerful, purifying and invigoratins
l medicine. Great eating ulcers rapidly hea
under its benign influences. Especially ha'
it manifested its potency in curing letter
boils, carbuncles, scrofulous sores anC
swelling', white %swellings, goitre or thicA
l neck, and enlarged glands. Consumption
which is scrofulous disease of the lungs, il
3 promptly and positively arrested and curet
.