Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-06-08
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H. has really iassel the night At thc
clllh. / vii! hasten to embrace hin
She arose ana w"nt IL til" dor
Ny servant WAS 50 excited TIN. l.a
wor,l passed bis lips She PASSED
through tkc study When Ike Irou
seal patient. who had Just recovered
con~clousie1-. caught sight of her, il,
cried in horror: is tins the -t;.te il
which patients come ont Of til" rriratF
room - an fic,l as fas; Is be cuuld.
The house of the laiy Ma ;!ot fl.
from mine. She hurried ;,umr. ~
the door she stopped in wonder. Wa
She ;.wake2 THIS could not possibly
hc her plain hc'isc. The v".Iibu!o
vas decorated with gay ffe>cocs, a
confusion OF siaring r,cut,hon~ ;nd
bizarre flowers.
Speeclilcs4 with amazcmcnt she
weAt up stairs. intending to pass
through the small blue lariur to her
houduir.
There was neither little blue parlol
nor bondoir. In one WY billiard
table; in the other ii collection OF
pipes.
The generals wife sank into Il chair
to collect her confused thoughts.
Suddenly she rose; Size could Heal
voices near by Laughter and stag
ing met her ear. She hurried to Il
portierre quickly anc: resolutciy lifted
it, Horrible. Her husband sat with
some ladies at a richly spread tabi"
The servant, at glimpse cf The
general; wife, who seemed Il have
risen from her grave, lei plate and
dish fail. The women fed with
frightful shrieks; while the supposed
widower, who had drunk a little more
tEan was necessary. flung himself on
his knees, and deathly pale, STAN
mcred:
1t is her spirit. Forgive me"
Leave the house" cried the gene!'
ais wife "Lackeys. know your true
mistress. aud chase this unworthy
wretch from the house"
The servants. who from fear had
kept aloof. obeyed her command.
As the sorely troubled woman with
great satisfaction watched them exc
cute her orders. she saw my servant,
who had followed hcr unobScryed
W hat has happened'" she asked.
Madame" my servant replied,
You have slept for five weeks
oh. fool that have been" she
cred. with deep groan when one
has slept for 81 long period uno
need never awake"
OUR OWN FUR.
The California burglar may not be
wealthy, but he takes things easy.
Blood will tell, 80 be careful how
you make coltidants Of your rela
tons
The good that men do may be III
tered with their bones. but the cof-
fins Of some men are not crowded.
Is it not strange the women seldom
complain Of their wrongs until after
they get their matrimonial rites?
The baking powder war IS the
heading of an advertisement in some
of orr exchanges. Another Ycastrrn
difficulty. it is presumed.
We are told that the ancient Eygp
tians honored cat when dead. The
ancient Egyptians knew when a cat
was most to be honored.
A Western paper announces that
,,rAn thA Anoaci.1,, af r,,nnt h,,I,,
explosion in the neighborhood "be
tween three and four men were
killed"
An Irishman put this question;
Would You rather go through q
giddy waltz with a pretty girl than
go through Il pretty waltz with a
giddy girl?"
When two nurderers were sen
fenced, one to Imprisonment for life
and the other to be hanged Patrick
remarked that he didn't "belave
aither av them wud live ont his sin
tince.'
A new style of door mat has just
been devised for editorial sanctums
1t bears the woven inscription Come
again." and is intended to lie outside
the door. Z. S.-The editor lies in
side
A book agent says he sells more
family bibles in October and Novem
Der than during all the other months
of the year Fall leaves are gathered
and pressed in October and Novem-
ber, we believe.
Il Sec" said old Mrs. Anchovy,
"that they are making car wheels out
of paper. What do You suppose
that's fer. Mrs. Birlseye." That,
oh. l have no doubt they are getting
scared about so many people being
run over and cut in two cndwise, and
are trying to got some kind of stuff
that amt so dangerous