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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-02-14
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Boston Corbett, the msn who
killed the assassiu Booth. is living
in Kansas, engaged In the cattle
business. He has become religious
enthusiast, and in recent letter to
friend n Camden, he says that he
has been directed By God, to inhict
daily corporeal punishment upon
himself as a penance for having tax
en- human life.
The Blairsville, Indiana county,
Pa, Enterprise OF the 2nd inst, says
MIR IhaIdeus Parker, has received
the appointment OF master mechanic
IN the railroad shops at Allegheny
City, and will remove TO Allegheny
in a short time. While we are sorry
to lose so good citizen, SIS MIR Par
ker, We congratulate MIN on his sue
cess" MIR Parker. is a native OF this
p.ace-Mifiiutown. He was good
trusty boy. and the career of his ms
tura manhood days Is another proof,
If tie correctness Of the saying, that
the boy is iatber of the man.
| Owing to the present large attend
ance at the Aifiiin Academy, all per
sons who. for themselves or for chii-
dren, desire seats for the next ses-
sion. March - TO June 26th) mus;
tile their applications and arrange de-
tails between this and the first day
OF March, 1888. No one admitted
after this. j. Mason DUNCAN,
Principal.
The Clay Centre, Kansas, Dispatch
} opens cut freely upon two of IFS sub
scribers in the following manner
Two parties, lady and gentleman,
have lett Clay Centre within the last
, few days, esch owing the Dispatch
SO SO on subscription. We expect to
get the amount from the lady 'as
soon as her attention rs called to the
little delinquency which remains
: and these means srs used to arres;
her attention. Tie mar must pay
, He may move TO the uttermost parts
OF the earth, out even there viii the
DIspatchs s avenglng voice follow hin
No bow-iegged, knock-kneed, bald,
dead beat son of a gun is going tc
play any such game If We can help it
3 Uriah Meyer will be hung on ih'
5th of March at Middlebrg. Snydel
! county. The 2Sth of this montl
had been the day set for the execu
ton. but that day came during cour
week, and the Judge and other peo
pie feared the dem. ralization of th,
; occasion, petitioned the Governor t,
change the day, and hence the chang
10 March 5,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-02-14
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.x,ssday. Feb'r5 ~, 1888.
TIE Ems

-;,,;op, si.5o per annum If paid
SUES, !, r,onths; 500 If not paid within
Il nO-;, advertisements inserted at o0
fr inch for each insertion.
csaH ri business notices IN local col
ft'10' ~ crn.s per line for each Insertion.
Enha' ,,;o,. " viii be made to those desiring
p,.si p,.nr,ise BY the year, half or quarter
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21

Original wit is fatal bar to success as
fanny man. The only successful mod
err Jokes are the ancient. Those points
Of the clowns and end men which al
ways convuIse the house with merri-
ment, are the jokes Of our first circus
and minstrel shows. and which have been
repeated from time immemorial. The
attempts at new business are almost GER
tain to fall dead, ard are resented by in
telIjgent audiences as illegitimate. In
the brilliant conversations OF society the
same effect Ia seen. He who assiduously
repeats the old funny stories, and the
Jokes which. as they have come through
many generations. may be called clnss-
ical, will reap the reward Of his industry
In the society reputation of n funny
man, and in invitations to dinners and
all social gatherings where intellectual
conversation is the chief entertainment.
When be has gained his character, all
will begin to laugh as soon as he opens
his month, and his pathway as a humor-
let will DO greased by expectant cachina-
ton, which will not allow itself to be
disappointed.
on the other hand, he who essays
new witty conceptions will be summed
In society ~ pestileLce. This is o
paradox. but there Is rsason in It, and
not much philosophy IL needed to find
II out. The trial Of new form
OF facetious thought on another
is equivalent to competitive ex-
animation by the Joker aud by
all the hearers. The rsciter, knowing
the point, has the advantage Of the hear
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21


er, and he uses it brutally. If the vic
tim does not instantly see the wit, he
is mortified by the public conviction Of
stupidity. The utterer has the situation
Of superior brightness, and jeers the vic
tim for his dullness. The bystanders
join in the laugh at him. II they have
not seen it, they ieer him all the more
boisterously to conceal their own dull
ness. The old familiar joke, on the con-
tray, goes off to the complete salts
faction Of both parties. The hear
er welcomes it as an old ac-
quaintance. He smiles at the begin
ming, grins broadly as il approaches the
elimination, and laughs boisterously at
the right place. He conceals that he
has heard it before, because that would
give away his brightness in catching the
point. He therefore makes the rsciter
think that he hears it now for the first
time. Thus both parties are exkilarated,
and they commend themselves to each
other, the reciter for giving the nearer a
new sensation, the nearer for this dis
play Of his intellectual quicknsss. Each
humbugs the other and humbues himself,
but humbug is the great lubricator of
society entertainment. Cincinnati Com
mercial.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21

GALVESTON, Texas, July 1.-THE
Ne,os' Laredo special says: DR.. Camp
bell, American Consul at Monterey. ar
rived in Laredo the 18th instant, leaving
the consulate in charge of Rev. Mr..
Shaw. To-day dispatches were received
addressed officially to Consul Campbell.
notifying him that last night the
American Consul's office was entered by
mob of Mexicans, and the Rev.
Mr.. Shaw, acting Consul. was at
tackled and beaten nearly to
death. and the furniture aud
papers belonging to the Consulate de-
stroysd. The information creates pro-
found sensation at Laredo, and citizens
depIore the rupture between the two
governments, but consider the insult 90
bad that the United States must resent
1t. The employees Of the Mexican Cen
trail Railroad who arrived to-day say
Shaw, after being beaten senseless, re-
covered sufficiently to crawl TO one Of
the public hotels, and give en- account Of
the outrage, but in few minutes be.
came inssnsible. and at last accounts was
still unconscious.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21
BRIGHT

Comes to the front with surprise for fear
that may ind out that he in the front
rank with better bargains than any other house West
Having not quite sold out the nice stock of
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21
Horseford's Acid Phosphate.
FOR WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

DIR. JOS. HOLT, New Orleans, La,
says: Il have frequently found it Of ex-
ccllent service in cases Of debility, loss
Of appetite. and in convalescence from
exhaustive illness, and particularly Of
service in treatment Of women and
children.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21

LONDON, July 20--The Times CORES,
pendent at Paris says there is every APP
pearancs- that the differences between
France and England will be easily set
tied. Tie Standards corresl ondent ut
Berlin asserts that the English and
French Cabinets have arrived at an
amicabIe understanding concerning the
Montevideo trouble.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21

The Mexican remedy for diseases Of
the kidneys and bladder is Damiana Bit
tiers.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21

Iscressisg Quarantine Against
Cholera.

LONDON. Jnly 20. The European
powers are increasing quarantine regu-
lation against Persian goods and vessels
from Egypt owingto the prevalence Of
the cholera there.
international DsnicuItHes 20 he
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-07-21
TERMS FOR DAILY HERALD;
or annum. by mail or express ......-..... $40. 90
months. BY mall or express ...........- 800
ree montns- 80. .s'...... -. =. 49,. @'Do
DELIVERED By CARRIERS, PER WEEK, Csc
LATE TELEGRAMS.
SPECIAL 10 THE nEnALI.l


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.oAs =, nAso'soo, ou,y ~ lne ,o,'om :
ing Is nsI q passengeIs Per steamer
ouzapa lor Los Anee'es' ~ saio'nas
ana son. mrs , Z Ducasse sister ana
cnid' = F" o,aru anu wl'e' ZAP. Sno
Iiacket.' Mrs Mchenl'e Miss faic =
nocnAoizsr, y; F. InrHo,' 2eayiof,
rnnt mrs "oou"s n y uouner'y,
Dastpsi.n tsesArSn,
nughes Darcey wrIe ana two cn'iI
1ren' YIN Johnson wne anu cni'u' :,
noss, Dr,ggs anu WIZ 1ar MS
nregs, = v Aunt' m'ss 'enn'e "ison'
n a hnign"
rhs nrotherhoed,s and the Cam
n..v,~ ssAe ~ the atrike.
100 -.
ChlcAoo; July "a secret meeting
last MINT The committee which was
appointed to supply . report OF the
Brotherhoods proceedings to the news
papers stated that Il was receiving innu-
merable assurances OF sympathy and II
necessary, OF aid from various quarters.
The men get more determined IN their
course thee they were supported by the
Knights Of Labor. The announcement
that the Board Of Trade and Others had
given assurances of support was loudly
cheered. In conclusion, the COMMITTEES
said that the Brotherhood only asked
that their case be fairly presented and
that the public should not accept i'm
picitly repcr:s anverse 70 them. one
that the strike was already .whipped.
a. Il was apparent from tbestart TO those
who had seen strikes before. In all the
leading cities there Is at least one half
Of the force at work and new recruits
are coming in all the time. The wires
are ali right and the press will be sup-
plisd with the usual matter. He said
ssEvervthipe considered. we regard the
present strike as verv weak compared
with that Of 1870"
Blowing Net and Cold.
c ~ % o.
Clowny reports that the business Of the
Chicago office Of the Western Union
Company IL moving along without any
perceptihle friction and that, while there
Is not the usual rapid service, neverthe-
less all Vial commercial ana PERSONA
messages anu press ~ II scaos .'e p5'ne
delav. On Change this morning there
was 4 disjpclinst ton to engage in trading
and but l;ttle business was transacted
during the earIy bours owing 20 the
meaore nature Of the advices.
wiz
CANTON, Ohio, July 20.-George Nc
MILAN. the wife murderer. WINS banged
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
CONTAMINATION.

The commentator of the good and the
intelligent is always desirable. A gentle.
man of the highest culture and one of the
most prominent of educators, has felt it to
be his duty to commend the position taken
by the RECORD. UNION on news reporting
and publishing, as discussed in its
issue of the 10th instant He says
al feel emboldened to intrude upon
you at this time, to thank you in my
capacity as private citizen for the
admirable editorial on Sensational News
Gathering. 1 wish it were copied by every
paper in the United States, and that every
writer for the press would fix it ineffacably
in his memory, and shape his action by its
lofty precepts." The subject to which the
correspondent refers is attracting deserved
attention, ard it ia our firm belief that its
due agitation will result in practical reform.
Journalism is progressive. It's aim is
high, and there should be devoted to its ele.
walton the best and purest minds of the
age. The press will not attain to its great
est usefulness until its columns are scruti-
nized with the same care that is given to a
volume upon which an author bases his
hope for the approval of his fellow men.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
NEVADA.
Plpe,,s epera Hoyse pestroyed

Piper's Opera Roase Destroyed by Fire.
VIRGINIA, March 13sh.-Thia morning at
5 o'clock e fire broke out in Piper's Opera
House, and in less than an hour the place was
e mass of ruins. The huge frame structure
made al intensely hot fire, and the fronts of
eight or ten dwellings to the west and south
were charred and all the glsss broken out of
the windows. All these buildings suffered
much from water thrown into them. John
Pipzr's residence, north of the opera house,
was left total wreck, and the family found
themselves in the street with what they had
on their backs. Piper's saloon, adjoining the
theater. was left total wreck also two
buildings to the north, fronting on B street,
one occupied as stove and furniture store
and the other as saloon by Joseph Piper.
Glass was crackedin the International Hotel,
on the east side of B street. The weather
was perfectly calm. Had there been the
least wind half the town would have gone.
The Pipers had no insurance. Total loss by
fire and water in the several buildings. $780,
600
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

THEEB is just now SO much eleventh-hour talk
about the lobby" and undue influence" and
"buttonholiog," during the session of the Legisla
ture, it il in order to note that the membership OF
the lower house has furnished more striking and
numerous examples Of loud-mouthed persistent and
witless lobby workers. traders and schemers than
any preceding Legislature Of which record is made.
The trades have been open and unblushing, and
members have put veteran lobbyists to the blush.
We do not complain of this, for the legislator can
probably do no wrong. 1t is well to remember that
only few days ago cry came from the floor of one
house, because the officers of the Los Angeles
Normal School and the officers of the Blind Asylum
did not put in an appearance to work for their
respective institutions. Had they done so they
would undoubtedly have been assaulted as
some others were by a member "thronging the
lobby to influence members" The public has II
right in the lobby, and interests assaulted by un-
scrupulous legislation should throng it. and climb
over the rail and make themselves heard The
representatives of the people are not above the
pie, and are impudent when they charge honest
citizens with attempting to influence them-heaven
save the mark
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
DEAFNESS, CATARRH
AND DISEASES OF THE
EYE, EAR, THROAT and LUNGS

ENoR UPWARDS OF TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
DR.. LIGHTHILLS professional attention has
been exclusively devoted to the relief and cure OF
these important ailments and it is with pardonabe
pride that he refers to the success which he has
achieved in this special department of medical sci
ence His apparatus and appliances for the exam
nation and treatment OF the hidden cavities Of the
head throat and air passages original, and con-
fessedly the most perfect of anything OF the kind
yet devised, enabling him not only TO readily dis
cover the exact nature of the complaint, but also to
direct his applications to The diseased parts effect
ually that relief is experienced at once, and pera.
nent cures are often effected in the most stubborn
and aggravated cases And ii ia one of the happy
features of his practice that the applications
neither pain nor Distress ard therefore be read.
lily administered to the most t;mid or nervous per-
son.
A candid opinion will invariably be given as to
the probabilities Of cure, and no case will be &C.
copied for treatment which does not offer reason
Bile chance OF success.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

Mr.. LANSING, in his exhaustive paper in the
Popular Science Monthly" on the effect OF rail-
way consolidation, says 1.-THE railroad, heretofore
generally untrammeled by restrictive legislation,
has been productive of more benefcent results to
the country at large than the most sanguine enthu-
siast of generation ago would have dreamed. As
it is human institution, it has contained also the
faults common to humanity. These experience
and interest will in time reduce to minimum, and
guided by the laws which in the past have pro
duced so favorable results, its future operations
must constantly work toward the greatest good to
the greatest number"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
ROLLER SKATING.

YETHE SACRAMENTO ROLLER SKATING asa
4 ISOLATION Is now in active operation at tho
Pavilion (mRin hal), corner Sixth and II streets.
Open every morning from 10 to z afternoons,
from to 4:30; evenings, from 730 to ESQ Sundays
excepted. Morning sessions for lady members
only. The public are not admitted. The respect
able portion OF the community ara invited to mem
bership Leave address at 81. S. Hammers drug
store, corner OF Fourth and X streets Members
permitted TO bring their visiting friends from
abroad No residents will be admitted unless hay-
ing been fully approved by the committee Of tn
association.
A BRASS BAND will be in attendance Tuesday
Thursday and Saturday evenings; skating ss.rt,nn
tinue one hour longer until 1890 Saturday
inS. In order to enable the management to incur
this additional expense, male members viii be
assessed % cents week extra Saturday eveningsl
Membership free passes Will not be accepted on
Saturday evenings, but the regulation fees will be
due entering. Masquerade Skating Carnivals
will be given month-the next one win take
place on March II, 1883. S. r. S. A.
j. L. WALTON, Manager. tsi7is1m
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

THs Chronicle thinks the New York Times crit.
ici:m on the apathy Of sur Legislature concerning
the destruction of California forests to be without
force because this State is in danger from denud
alton Of our mountain slopes In this the Chronicle
exposes it, ignorance of the facts 1t is not aware
perhaps that Of the very finest specimen of the
bearers is now SO nearly extinct that but few hun
bred trees remain, and these all upon the lands
of one man. Senator Murphy. And this concerns
one class Of trees only.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
Two Pioneers Bead.

PORTLAND, March 13th.-J. G. Flood, q
prominent and wealthy merchant of Rose
burg. and one of the oldest pioneers of south.
ern Oregon, died this morning Of pneumonia,
aged 60 years. He was son-in-law of the late
General Joseph Lane, and leaves large
family.
John Keesee, q pioneer of Benton county
and veteran of the Indian war Of 1856,
died Sunday nesr Corvallis.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
OREGON.
The Arrestcd Whisky Broker.

PORTLAND, March 13th.-Julius Marcus,
the New York whisky broker, made an sp'
plication through his attorney in tbs State
Circuit Court for writ of habsas corpus,
claiming that telegram from Inspector
Byrnes, or any kind of telegram, was not a
"due process" within the meaning of the
law. The case will probably be submitted
without argument to- morrow,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
AKfZONA.
An Indian Agent Commended.

TUCSON, March 1Ssh.-The Stars San Car
los special says that General Crook has sent o
letter to the Secretary of the Interior, de-
nying the charges against Agent Wilcox,
Agent at the San Carlos reservation, and
warmly indorsing the action Of that official.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
PACIFIC SLOPE.

plper's opera Esouse at Virginia City
Burned-Ihe Auburn Homiclde-A Fed
BiuG lawyer Assauiied-san Francisco
Money Azarket-The OaEisud Election
Condition OF Chief Justice Morrison
The Murder trial 1t Nevada Ctty-EiFe
at Red Biun-Rfc.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14


A LADY's EXPERIENCE WITH TROUSERS
"My dear Clara Belle" said she in the
strictest confidence, 81 got chill t'other
day, and made up my mind to provide my.
self with one of those combination suits of
underclothing, with the vest and drawers
in one continuous garment, instead of be.
ing separated at the waist. l bought some
heavy cashmere and got a paper pattern
that I thought would fit me. had been
told that this arrangement was extremely
comfortable, the weight being suspended
from the shoulders and there being no belt
to the drawers. That promised well, but
Just note the first result. Have you seen
the funny trousers sometimes worn in the
minstrel shows, with the seats sagging
almost to the floor? That was the way
with my combination suit The proper.
tions of vest and trousers, you understand,
did not answer my requirements. Well,
made such alterations as seemed judcious,
and I have got the pesky thing on now.
1t is fairly lifting me off my fest. feel as
though was carrying myself by the strips
over my shoulders. The body being go
much shorter than my own, I am fairly
bent by it, as though was the bow and
it was the string. But that is not all. 1t
is too narrow. l would not know which
way 1 was walking if did not look down
to see the direction my toes pointed.
You have heard of the mother who made
her boys panties with no slack behind, SO
that every time he leaned forward in the
doorway he found himself boosted down
the steps, Well, my dear. that is exactly
my predicament. So don't ask me to be
seated. "-[Inter Ocean.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

engine from freight traip, fell under tie
train, three cars passiDg over his body, man.
Cling it slmo.t beyond recognition. he was
formerly engaged on the Union PscidC, and
was well known ss Laramie Bill"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

wieaINs explanation is weaker than either his
prediction or the storm, which did not exceed in
violence many March blows. But Virgins accom-
plished all he aimed at-notoriety-thro free
advertising. Every one viii buy his almanac next
raar Of cnIlrse
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

THE legislative correspondent OF the San Jose
Times Democratic) declares that it is the prevailing
belief that the majority leaders in the Legislature
have broken the back of the party, and incapaei-
tated it for the next Presidential Tamps;gn.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

THE answer of the Central Pacific Railroad to the
complaint of the irrepressible Harrison before the
Railroad Commissioners was about as complete and
crushing reply as was ever given to demagogy.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

HoRsFoRD's AcID PHOSPHATE for over.
work. DIR. G. w. Collins, Upton, Ind,
says: g used it 10 nervous debility, brought
on by ovsr-work in warm weather, with good
results"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

THE Marysyille Appeal calls on Yolo, Yaba, SUIT.
ter and Sacramento to organize Agricultural Dis
trict No IS, just established by law. We concur in
the suggestion for early organization.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

AZ Diamond Dyes ara so perfect and so
beautiful that it is pleasure to use them.
Equally good for dark or light colors. 10 cts.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
UTAH.
Brakeman Run over and Killed.

SALT LAKE, March 13sh.-At Elko, yes
on the Central Pacific, while detsching an
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
g. pART. "a. Do,

isD Residence, No. 1878 C street, between
Eighteenth and Nineteenth, Office, 62I street
lover Dale'sl Sacramento, Cal. SPECIAL attention
given 70 diseases Of the heart aud lungs. ofGce
Hours-e TO Il A. ~; 80 Z, and TO P. n. ml4-lm
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-03-14

A cREnArIos society has bsen formed in Chicago.
1t should rent ssverstory hotel, snd the members
will be reduced to ashes in duo tine.