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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

The meanings Of New England organs
over the victims Of the Ku-KluN. White
Liners, etc, sound like the refinement Of
cant in the light Of the stOlid silence that
follows the revelations Of the Tewksbury
aims house horrors
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Getting into good society is what the
New York Tunes calls Italy's entering into
alliance with Austria and Germany.
When she fOOts the bill she may regret
her action.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Judge Geddes is quoted as saying that if
called to take the Democratic nomination
for Governor Of Ohio with practical
unanimity he would feel bound 10 accept
il. great many gentlemen would ac-
cent il under less persuasion
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Tabor has reached the conclusion that
the United states Senators are not such
mighty smart set Of fellows. Tabor il
nor alone in his suspicious.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

The announcement comes from New
York that an expose is imminent Of
.'frauds practiced on the government by
certain large interests In view Of pre-
viOus exposes the country refuses to be
consumed with cIirinsifX
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Statesmen OF both parties are hedging
on the tariff, but the people have left them
far behind. The masses want reform and
will see TO il that they getit.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

--Robe-on and Hubbell' ought to solidify
the g. .. T. in 1871. They could stand an
avalanche Of mud. If any more could be
found to fling at them.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

There is some satisfaction in having
watchdog at ones heels, but for gentle
men from Scotland Yard TO dog the
heels" Of Her Majesty Victoria and her
royal progeny is anything but reassuring,
one would imagine.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

The charge that the Department Of
Justice can lay hands upon HOwgate. if
50 disposed. merits being treated with
something different from contempt.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

II j. suggested that Butterworth may
do very well in South Carolina, provided
he finds those alleged frauds. He may be
relied on to draw his salary, however.
frauds or no frauds.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Governor Butler may not be shining
light Of faform. but if he keeps on at his
present pace in the work Of exposing the
hypocrisy Of ''celchaw" in Massachusetts
he viii earn the sommendation Of dis
eliminating people.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Mr.. TiIden's desire Ito be let alone" is
not likely 10 be gratified till the lines are
drawn for l-S4.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

II is stated by well known correspond
ent at Washington that Randall is injur-
ing, instead Of promoting, his chances for
the speakership, with promises Of desir-
able committee positions, and that Mr..
Carlisle is gaining 10y Mr.. Randalls indis-
cretions. If the people could be consulted
in the matter, they would undoubtedly
decree that no man who trades of COM
mittee chairmanships for votes should
fill the Speakers chair.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

We are now assured that Mr.. Gladstone
viii not retire. This statement will
probably be c0ntradic;ed inside Of the
next two weeks.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

O'DOnoyan Rosa would have "a, believe
that his life has been threatened. \
threat against his pocket would probably
disturb him more.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Malone II declared to be resolved on
having second place Oh the Republican
ticket in ISL. lie il modest not to de-
mand first place
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

rue view 1-Uth itt,Ss's t,iuutis s'sl.s l.
lection organs for the record of the Repub-
IAN party upon the question Of prOtec-
ton. It wants TO know what the &. .. j.
said about a protective tariff in 1886, 1860,
1854, 1853, 1872, 1876 and 1880. TherecOrd
will not be long, but it will be an awk-
war,I text to preach from.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

That millions do not bring domestic
bliss is illustrated by the story that Fair,
Jr., shot at Fair, ST., the Otherday. DOmes-
tic infelicIty and exuberant spirits are
the causes assigned for the affair by Dame
Eum0r
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

singular. isn't it. that the eminent lit
ness Of Joseph Warren keifer for their
Moses does not strike the Ohio Republic
canss
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

4 Washington correspondent states that
Postmaster General Gresham declined TO
remove the Postmaster at Columbus,
Miss, who had been marked for decapita-
ton by Chalmers. The only reason for
his removal was the desire Of Chalmers
that he should be removed. Postmaster
General Gresham did not deem this sufii-
Gent. He does not recognize the bargain
concluded between Chandler and Frank
Hatton on one side and Chalmers on the
other as binding upon him. Chalmers
seems TO have been bad investment for
the administration. II the Z. NJ. q. will
now proceed TO sit down ON Malone he
may promote the recently started Gresham
boom,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Ex-senator Mcdonald, Of Indiana, does
not favor a tariff Sin excess Of revenue"
He is reported as saying: "When we go
beyond that for revenue) Il is simply
taxing one man for the benefit Of another.
II am protected manufacturer and you
a consumer, you pay tribute 10 me, and
not TO the government. The tariff is the
leading national issue, because il lies at
the foundation Of our system ofreyenue."
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

John Brown had "a longer obituary in
tie London Tunes than Trollope, Prof.
Green or GOrtschakOn. such Is fame.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

England has long been the paradise Of
political refugees. and il j. too latefor her
10 ask Uncle sam To-. De less kind 10 such
gentry.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

General Grant, at a recent dinner, said:
The toast to the President should always
De drunk in silence, and he did not know
anybody who could ill the bill better than
himself" The Boston Herald wants TO
know which bill, the Presidential or the
drinking in silence, does the ex-President
-.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

The Supreme Court Of Mississippi has
rendered a decision in the case Of Chal-
mers VS.. Meyers, Secretary Of state, re-
Tersing the decision Of Judge Wharton, Of
the Circuit Court, and dismissing the petit
ton Of Chalmers for a mandamus. The
court concludes that ''the Secretary Of
state having declared Manning elected,
and the Governor having issued him
certificate Of election, the case is put be-
yond the Jurisdiction of the courts, and iii
such shape that Congress alone can now
interfere Chalmers need not be dis
couraged. Calkins won't boss the next
Elections Committee.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Cor nrmt.

WANTED, a good meat cool. -
cook Apply at Mrs. SAW w. In
ner Broughfon and Drayton street. : q
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

Tor RENT, three elegant south -
u on first floor, Lyons bloeE ~
JOHN LYONS. app
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

EOR RENT. rooms with board -
Il day boarders wanted. Ami, r1Slss
south Broad street. Apply
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19
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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

EOR RENT, store I72 Bryan stroo, :
IL square. Possession given in-1' Y
Apply at 81 Barnard street. 10 ! -' ny \.
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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-04-19

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to LET, for the summer =, '--'- =
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Eor SaIr.

TATEM's DRUG STop,
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28
A MANAGERIAL MISTAKE.

The managers of the Salt Lake
theatre doubtless thing they under.
stand their own business, and be-
lieve they labor for the best inter.
ests of the house., but they are
able to mistakes at times, and we
believe the opening of the place to
the "entertainment" given there
last evening was one of those mis-
take. There is nothing reputable
or respectable about the prize ring
on the contrary; it is disreputable,
vulgar and brutal, and those who
delight in or encourage it in any
way are not regarded very highly by
the better classes Of society. There
is nothing commendable in the ex-
hibitions given by these bu1ly,
brutal specimens of degraded man.
hood; there is. nothing in them
worthy of countenance and applause,
unless 1t be regarded as praisewor-
thy to possess physical development,
courage and skill, and employ them
in british, barbarous manner. In
our humble opinion the Salt Lake
theatre is not an an appropriate
place for shows Of this character,
The house was not erected for any
such purpose, has not been sup
ported by the class of people who
countenance these displays of
manly degradation, and ought not
to be pat to such base uses. If the
bruisers want to exhibit themselves
and their savage arts, let them show
in gin mills and dives where
their patrons and support.
ers most do congregate, but
keep them and their vulgar
spectacles out of places dedicated to
wOrthier purposes and more lauda
BILE objects than the pandering to
the depraved and debased tastes
in men. THE Herald regles that
the exhibition was given at the
Theatre, and believes the thousands
of interested friends and patrons of
the house also regret it, regarding it
something in the nature OF a desc
Grafton. We are not trained in the
show business. and may be in error,
but right or wrong, We venture the
suggestion that the Salt Lake the
are will retain its elYiable popu-
larity longer by refusing to open its
doors to sluggers, no matter how
many belts they may have won In
the ring. or ts3 vide spread is !
theis notoriety.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

Now LOOK out to see the Wash
ington air filled with male scalps
and female imprecations, not to use
the more emphatic word. The
Secretary Of the Interior, upon the
recommendation of the Commits
sioner of Pensions. has debarred
Mrs. Belva A..Lockwood from prae.
ticing in the department. Only a
short time ago DR.. Mary Walker
was cruelty kicked out of the PEN
sion bureau, and her desk given to
one of those insignificant creatures
known as men. The doctor frothed
and foamed and fairly danced with
rage, but single-handed was too weak
to accomplish anything in the way
of wrecking this man controlled
government. When Mary and
Belva unite their forces and 90 in
to win, we may expect the admin
istration will tremble.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

where, if they are the intellectual
and moral equals of the whites, they
meet the latter on very nearly equal
terms, except socially, and in this
respect the race antipathy is stead
lily declining.
If the negroes really desire to ad-
vance, and their conduct shows
they do, they had better remain
where they are and apply them
selves, taking advantage Of the OPP
portunities tist are presented to lit
them for the life that they seem
anxious to live.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

THE NEW YORK Tribune is sane
enough to concede the ele toral
votes of all the Southern States to
the democracy in 1884. The Demo-
Gratis will then have tut forty-eight
votes to get in the whole north to
elect the President. To get these
forty eight, they can draw from the
ninety IN the following states,
which. as matters now stand, are
more SPIT to be Democratic than
Republican: California s, Indiana
Is. New Jersey 9, New York s.,
Ohio %.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28
Losr.-About last fall a joke, gu

LosT.-About last fall joke, iup.
posed to have been written by the same
author as Beautiful Snow" It will be
known by its Wild. hsEgard and tired
appearance. 1t talks principally about
front gates, manageable daughters and
cold weather. When last eeen it was
peram bulating around with the newspa-
per. A suitable reward will be paid and
20 questions asked, if it il forwarded i'm
medistely to this Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

ALICE MARC UER1TE hlNG-S"eel
and aristocratic named-dear crea-
ture, is the victim of vile and
heliish conspiracy extending from
the base hireling who gathers the
local items for Tennessee news
paper, up to the dignified judges of
the United States Circuit court. The
depraved reporter so far forgot him.
self and his Southern chivalry as to
refer to Alice as ga small lady with
a big nose, and ugly" Alice hay
ing no big brothers and no heroic
lovers eager for opportunities to
display their affection for her, she
was forced to rely upon herself to
avenge the insult. Her plan for
doing this was the original one Of
suing the newspaper proprietors for
libel. She placed the damages at
$4,000, and asked the Circuit court
to vindicate her beauty by award-
ing her that sum. All right-minded
men will admit that her claim for
damages was modest in the ex-
IRENE. There are no ugly women.
Some are handsomer than others
but to say that one is homely is
like asserting that red is yellow. To
be called ugly does. as much damage
10 a woman's feelings as $4,000 can
possibly heal. It is assumed, of
course, that her claim was based
upon the epithet ugly" 1t is not
slanderous to say that anybody is
small. for some OF the very best PEG
pie of each sex are not large; there
is no libel in calling attention to
big nose, as many respectable peo-
pie in every class of society have
larger nasal protuberances than
there is any possible neces-
sity for; hence the only
scandal lies in that vicious
charge of being ugly. And even
ugliness is not statutory offense.
sad and disheartening as it is to
Miss King. The judges threwlher
out of court; that is to say, they
threw her complaint out, on the
ground that she had no cause of &C
ton. However, she doesn't propose
to have it 30, and has appealed to
the Supreme Court for vindication
and her rights as a woman to be
recognized as handsome. Judgment
in her favor will not increase her
height or plumpness, nor reduce the
dimensions of her nose, but it will
legally demonstrate that she is like
the others Of her sex-not ugly.
We hope she will win, and that
thereafter the young reporter will
remember that one Of his chief du-
ties, as journalist, is to not forget
that all women are more or less
beautiful.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28
wBR DAILY HERALD is published

TYR DAILY HERALD is published
every morning. Mondays excepted, 81
East Temple Street. nesr First South
Salt Lake City by the HERALD PRINT
ING and PUBLISHING COMPANY, SUD-
scription price $1,000 per anum, post
ACE included; parts Of the year at the
same rate. To weekly subscribers,
collections made by carriers, twenty-five
cents q week.
TIE sEMI.WEEKLY herald is
published every Wednesday SUD sat
urdsy morning. at s.. 5c yesr; Elk
months. $l.75; postage included
EdE WEEKLY HERALD is published
every Thursday morning at So. year;
six months, 81 % postage incluned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

SCHUYLER cOLFAx has been
asSMiing tie Cainese in Washing>
ton Territory. winch is the first
really god wor1 tnas has been said
!or tbe s54f Moagoilan for years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

WHAT ABE Se coming 10? WLnher
ere We Or. ting? A. & recent Pulaski,
Va fair thses editors were sprointed IS
.ld.v, Of sop.e b:sndyi
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28
HERALDICs.

LIFE HAS new terrors now. An eastern
man has learned the art OF playing Oh
two corne!s at the same time. 1t Is not
yet decided which of the rival ihowmen
will capture him, but it lie said that Tai
mage stands even with Bsrnum, go far.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

a WICKED paper says the reason
Henry Irving plays Shvlock so we'll Is
due to the fact that Henry always was q
little "nesr" in pecuniary matters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

TITS said that Jay Gould once work ed
for farmer, and the reason be is not al
present humble tiller OF the soil is due
to the fact that the longer Jsy worked on
the farm the poorer the granger became.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-10-28

"a NAN may have q hundred dollars
IN one pocket and 9 punched fve-cent
nickel In the other" ssys an exchange.
Yes, ne may; he may have the nickel,
kac he may have the hundred dollars,
bat the chances ass that he hasnt
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-08-08
Reflections for Married PeO-
pie.

Married folks would be happier If
they tried to be as agreeable as in court
ship days.
If they kissed and made up, at once,
after every quarrel.
If each would try to be real sup
port aud comfort 10 the other.
Ifhousehold expenses were always
proportioned to receipts.
Ifeach remembered the other was
practically human being, net au an-
gel.
If women were as kind to their hus-
bands as they arc 10 their lovers,
If men were as thoughtful for their
wives as they were for them when sweet
hearts.
II both parties remembered that they
were married for worse as well as for
better.
II there were fever silks and velvet
street costume, aud more plain, tidy
house dresses, and street ones 100, for
that matter.
If there were fewer please darllngs'
in public and more common manners
10 private.
If wives aud husbands would take
their pleasure as they 20 along, and
not degenerate into mere toillng ma-
chimes. Recreation is necessary to
keep the heart 10 It's place, and 10 try
and get along without it's a biz mis-
take.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-08-08

Proud OF HIS W1FE.-At small
station near Kalamazoo a strapplng
youth boarded the train, leading by the
hand blushing rustic maid. Taking
his stand in full view Of everybody he
GRATED Ladies and gentlemen, this
is my wife, Mrs. HeuGer. Amt she
daisy p He proudly exhibited his
prize to the amused observers through
n Gfty.mile ride with an exempllhca-
ton OF the enticement he had used TO
win her. Arrived at Buchanan the
happy PAIR allighted in the presence OF
a large crowd assembled to greet them.
Again the groom announced: Ladies
and gents. my wife. Amt che darl'
insY As the tram moved out the
passengers waved their handkerchiei'
and applauded, and the happy'and'not-
a.hamed.ror-everybody-to know 1t Fair
we're left to their rare and singular
felicity.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-08-08

A Drummer TAKEN IN.-'Will l
have time to step off aud get some re-
freshments p asked a drummer on
Texas railroad, of the conductor, as the
train stopped at a station.
You Will have plenty OF time.'
The drummer Stepped off, and the
tram went on without him. The next
time tue drummer saw thai conductor
he took him TO task very severely for
his conduct, complaining that he had
to lay over at that station seven
hours.
WELL replied the conductor, YOU
asked me if you wonld have time to
get some refreshments, and if you
couldn't get all you wanted in seven
hours, 1t seems to me you are hog
Verdict for the conductor. and no
appeal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-08-08
Accuracy,

A man who missed his way while
travelling through the woods found him.
self in front OF a log hut ald called;
Hello =
Hello YOURSELF SAID the proprietor
coming to the door.
L am lost
Il can't help it.
rs this a road out thar.
That's a road out thar; tain't in
here.'
Where does it 90 to?'
1t don't 90 nowbar, stranger. II
you think it goes anywhar just you set
thar and watch IT,
Can 90 to Conway on this road p
That's just what you can't.
Where can l CO.
You can 90 to the duce if you like.
But l don't want to-
Then stay whar ye are.'
But, my friend, L want to go to
town.
wall, why don't you so thar?'
Because l don't know the way
Wall, why don't you say so? Jest
turn yer hoss' round am foller yer nose,
an when ye git in the big road keep
straight an If ye don't get lost again,
YEN make it in a couple OF hours.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-08-08
NO. A..
The State OfSOeiety I'm Arkan'
saw,

A traveller on hors eback, attracted
by large number of children huddlec
around The door of an Arkansas cabin,
stopped and asked of a woman who
suddenly appeared:
is this a schcOlhouse {?
do you take it for sich?'
yes. considering the number of chill
dren.'
well, rcckn you've a right 70 your
opinion
But ia it a school p
No, it ain't.'
:Are all those children yours p
4 reckin they air. Pears to me that
way, anyhow
How do you make living tor all OF
them?'
4 don't: turns 'em out and let's
'em scratch
Where's your hu3banl?
Ia town.
In business there p
Yes, reckln'
How long has it been since you saw
him 2
About year.
Why doesn't he come to see you?'
Well, you see, them deputy martins
came along one day and seed him boil.
in some corn in a kettle an 10 we'd he
was MAXIM whiskey, 50 they took hin
along. Look out, there
The stranger doiged but not quite
soon enough. a boy fell from a tree
under which the stranger had stopped,
and struck him on the shoulder.
L didn't know he was up there said
the stranger, regarding with astouish-
ment the yOungster, who rose 10 his
feet aud began to throw dust at the
horse.
Il didn't reskin you did, the woman
replied;' but lemme tell you, the woods
is full OF 'em, aud they are liable to
drap on YOU at any minlt, you'd better
take the big road aud mosey. You
Ike, put that lizard down. Eph, that
tarrapin ill bite you if You put your
finger in his mouth, Dap that scor.
pion, John, and then blow Tonny's
nose.'