The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-06-07
EDITORIAL NEWS NOTES.


legged calf and a horned toad ON exhi-
bition. Admission five cents.
Il looks now as If Proctor Knott had
resDcct 70 the recompense of reward
when he made his Duluth speech.
Several cases of sunstroke have been
reported In New York This is the on
ly intimation from any quarter of the
arrival OF summer.
The Miami Republican decides that
Wlchita Is not "a handsome IA place as
Emporia. We always had a good deal
of use for "Les' Perry.
Undertakes are hereafter 10 be known
rs funeral directors" And yet we pre-
sumo that men will hold on to life with
all of the old fashioned tenacity.
Gov Click is suffering with pneumo:
mia, and his family physici an from Atch
Ison has been summoned TO his bedside.
We trust his illness may prove Of short
duration.
The Massachusetts house of repTesen-
tatives pronounces Tweksbury a model
poor house. viii some one be SO kind
as to furnish table for Ben Butler TO
crawl under?
The only thing which deiracted from
the mournful solemnity OF the memorial
exercises at st. Joe yesterday, was the
failure of the News 10 issue its usual
evening edition.
1t only costs cent a pound TO send
butter from Nebraska to New York A
good deal of the butter made in the
west needs very little ard in travelling
from one point to another.
Ed. Howe of the Atchison Globe has
tackled Pardee Butler. II people living
in the lower river towns should observe
the Missouri flowing red to the Father
of Waters they will know what Is the
matter.
An exchange says that EPSON salts
effect some people very much like
champagne. We can account now, up
ON purely moral grounds, for the pecu-
liar conduct of the habitucs of Topeka
drug stores.
A chicken with four legs is recent
product of Chase county, and the rumor
is prevalent that special session of the
general conference OF the NJ. Z.
church will be called to take &C
ton on this case.
1t sometimes happens that a wife
saves husbands head, as was the case
few days since at Salamanca, N. Y,
where all the unmarried clerks in the
railway Offices were discharged and the
married men retained.
DR.. johnson, a homeopathic physician
of Atchison. owns tract of land three
miles square in Chase county and is 60
ing to stock it with cattle. Little pills
seems to be gradually getting the bulge
on calomel and jallap.
The intelligent compositor OF the
Kansas City Times who set up Julian
matus" in connection with the report of
asacred concert, is spared monument
of Rose Fields fear OF the law for the
punishment of homicides.
With her street railway completed and
the prospect OF General Logan's eleYa-
ting the eagle at that place on Indepen-
dence Day, Wichita is putting on almost
as much dog" ss country band at a
Fourth of July celebration.
Somebody wrote To Barnum the other
day to ask why he did not come to Bos
ton this year. The genial Snowman re-
piled: If can't compete with Butler.
He beats me as II humbug, and gees
ahead of anything can show"
A strike is apprehended among the
drug store clerks of Fl Scott. In the
event of such an occurrence it is
thought that there will be little Difficult.
tY in filling the places of the disaffected
employees with bar keepers from Kansas
City.
BY new achievement of science IL il
possible to photograph sound. We
should like TO see picture of the
"smack" which was heard on State
street last night just as young gentle
man OF this city parted from his bes,
girl at the front gate.
The army of King Kalakaua number!
forty nine soldiers exclusive of hand,
and attendants. The utter futility ol
any attempt on the part of the u. S
navy to take the Sandwich Islands be
comes readily apparent In the light o
this announcement.
From the number of boot,jacAs, oil,
bottles, and other missiles which wer
noted recently in the back yard of on
of the popular boarding houses IN En-
poria, we infer that Kansas City and To
peka are not to enjoy an exclusive me
nopolY of the Thomas concerts.
The Oswego Independent says Their
have only been two springs as late a
this in Kansas for twenty flye years
and yet we don't know when we eve
saw better stand of candidates 70
governor or the crop present NOR
promising and healthy appearance.
A prominent agnostIc is preparing
work on "The Possibility of Not by
ing" We belieYe that no advance sheet
of the publication have yet appeared
but the inference is general that the al
thor Is arranging a sort of geographic
al sketch of Samuel Jones TIlden.
1t is source of congratulation
water consumers at Atchison that onl
two persons are permitted to battle in II
reservoir at that place. From what "
know of the temperance tendencies
that city We infer that the franchise
limited to that number in the interest
prohibition.
An exchange on our table notes q
all nnNl
have formed a political alliance, an
announces in another column that q
Ohio man has patented very valuab
appliance IN the shape of an alarm f
hen-coops. This assuring nature
this coincidence Is too manifest TO T
duire comment.
The small boys all stop before the b
boards where the animals are represeI
ed as holding their carnival of go
while the adult male citizen fingers
fore the circus advertisement TO &C
template the graceful poise of the equ,
trienne on her remOtest toe. There is
good deal of human nature about til
too, when we come to think about it.
The country is threatened with n
calamity IN the shape of a defense
Geperal McClellan's campaign, prepal
by himself. AS the General will pr'
ably be as deliberate In moving on
printer as he was in advancing upon
CoLN derate army, there seems TO be
call an Immediate hegira of
American reading public 10 Europe.
Atchison Globe: We had hoped {
the remains of John Howard Payne.
whom it has been a few times said I
although he wrote "Home, Sw
Home. y he never had home.l would