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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06
LnaersoN on Denfh.

| exchanged some words with the Hon
Hobt Ingersoll on the way to Washington
last Thursday morning. Speaking Of fu
neral that was TO be held that day, the Col
said III could not make a world with.
out death In il ] would 20 out Of the bust.
ness. Think, said he, "of starting rail.
road trains every day. or every hour Of the
day, or every minute Of the day and wreck.
ing every one Of them What kind Of an
engineer would that man be? Yet every
human that is launched Is doomed TO ter.
inmate in pain and Misery Said L.
"What is your cure for it?' There il
mons" said he, "and that il the worst Of
ALL" "Don't you think Colonel, that death
in large number Of cases s rather CRATE.
ful eolulion Of life? Raleigh addresses
death az the last and noblest friend Of man "
sob, said the Colonel, II suppose that a
poor, pursued, hunted fellow like tina,
could see some advantages in death. Men
Of his time we're a good deal worse than
they are now. They did not care much in
those days about administering poison to
each other TO get rid Of a rival. Raleigh, /"
said the Colonel, "was a very slippery GUS
toner, especially after he got over to Ire
land "-[Gath in n. Y. Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06
PnEsi PnEsi PILES!

DR.. DemfnO's New Discovery TO,
piles 1. ,adioa change from the old remedie
heretofor, 10 use The Discovery /, the result o
years o pa tent scientific study and Investigation
Into the character Of this painful disease To con
vince you OF It's great merit call on Penny a Ne
Alister, stanford, or W. NJ. Weber, Mt. Vernon
and set sample box free OF charge.
Rev. C. II. Marshall form srly pastor OF fou n
Presbyterian clutch, Indianapolis, says he hal
used Browns Expectorant for years in his family
always with good results Fos sale by Penny a
McAlister stanford, and W. NJ. Weber, Mt. Vernon
George W. Ribelln, Of Blue Mound. H., write,
that Browns Expectorant cured him Of a sever,
cold after everything else had failed For sale by
Penny a MeAlister, stanford, and W. NJ. Weber
Mt Vernon.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

Photography is one Of the miracles Of
modern times. This art has taken strides
with its seven league boots since the time
Of Daguerre, who made picture on met
plate, which had 10 be turned aud twist
ed almost out Of shape before you could
find what you were looking after. Lately
pictures have been taken with such rap.
idity that forked lightning is compelled to
strike faster gait TO keep up with the pro-
Cess. DR.. Koch tells US that he has photo
graphed with photo-miorograph camera
that most minute hlAment, the adgeli,m Of
the bacteria rod. One might be satisfied
with phoiographing the bacteria as a whole,
since il Is beyond the reach Of naked vision,
but TO take a picture Of an magnificent
portion Of it is like getting up among fairy
tales. Mr.. lockwood also has succeeded
IN getting satisfactory pictures Of the vid.
rating point in the diagram Of telephone
instrument while person was speaking at
il, and by means Of a spark from Leyden
Jars. The work must have been done in
the one twenty-four thousandth part Of a
second.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

An Austin small boy Was recently diseov-
cred Purloining some apples from the front
Of a grocery store. The proprietor gave
chase, but failed to oyerIake him, and was
obliged to shake his dst and shout after
him:
Never mind my young kid, I'm going
to see your mother about this"
That's all right" yelled back the small
boy, you just go right along up there
Pa filled man full OF buckshot the other
day for going to see my ms, and recksu
he's got another dose laid away somewhere
for you."-[Texas Siftings.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06
WEDNESDAY. NOV. ?, Isss,

Oder at public auction 10 the highest bidder. on
the premises, about the hour OF II A. NJ, a tract
Of and containing ia Acres, 4 Rood. 20
county, Ky, half way letWeen stanford and
DanVille, and Is oonyenient 10 turnpikes and TO
BriaItown or south Danville Depot, has q COM
Portable dwellidg house aud All necessary improve
aud has been Tor several years occupied by David
Moore, lerms;-sale win BE- made on a credit Of
six and twelve months; the purchaser will be re-
payment Of the purchase money 70 have The f0rce
and eject Of a Judgment, bearing legal interest
nom day Of sale, with lien retained until ali tue
purchase money Is paid. The property Is nov
rented until January LIST, 1884. al which time pos
session will be given 70 the purchaser.
i9l-td &. m. BhECh, Trustee.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

Twins VINO MARRIED Twins. -Thers
are two families living near Gainesvill
Ca the members of which are much alike
that many amusing mistakes take place.
The head of the respective households are
John and Lane Pasco. They are twins and
dress exactly alike. Two or three years ago
they married twin sistres, who look and
dress exactly alike. The boys built two
cottages that look exactly alike, and each
lady has child about the same age who
look very nearly exactly alike. All are
in excellent health, and recently the whole
party drove to town behind span Of beau.
tiful mules that were nearly exact matches
The boys are partners in the mercantile
business and are prosperous ia business.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

There is no one article ia the line Of
medicines that gives 80 large return for
the money as good porous Strengthening
plaster, such as Carter's Smart Weed and
BslladonaA Baekachs PIAslsrs,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

A baby can wear out dollar pair Of kid
shoes in twenty.four hours. 1t can keeI
it, father busy advertising in the newspa
pers for a nurse. IL can occupy both sides Of
the largest size bed manufactured, simulta.
neously. II can make the author Of il,
beings wash bills foot up to s. week and
not be feeling at all well. IL can crowd to
suflocation the smoking car Of railroad
train with indignant passengers between
two stations. 1t can cause itss father to be
ipsdlted by every second-class boarding
house keeper in the city who never take
children" II can make an old bachelor
in the room adjoining use language that
II uttered on the street, would get him into
the penitentiary for two years. 1t can, in
ten minutes, drive man frantically from
home and cause him to seek the companions
ship Of locomotive blowing of steam
Philadelphia Call.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06
Tahey System IN Motel Dunin0 Rooms.

The same system Is nov in vogue at all
the city hotels The head waiter /. the
sentry Of the dining room. Five minutes
before the dinner list Of the guests Of the
hotel Is the sent up stairs by the clerk. On
the list Is the number Of every room in the
house With the name Of the occupant(if any
opposite. The head waiter stand. by the
door and when the guest comes in he is
ssked quietly the number Of his room. He
gives il, and the waiter instantly sends him
10 table. The man, IL he thinks oft At
all. supposes that the number Of his room
has something to do with his sest and
phsse. on. The instant his back is turn
ed the head waiter eonsults his list, and II
the room Of the number given is vacant, or
II II il occupied by come enc known TO the
waiter, be goes at once TO the man and
while defily arranging the napkin or plsc-
log the knives and folks in neat rows, asks
him seductively biz name. II that name
fails to clear away the doubt, the clerk ia
cent for. He may recognize the man
II he does not an investigation IL
made, and II the man il proved fraud
he Is taken out and handed over TO the pol
ica
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

NJ IN liter how iiisi Ia. cJu stituti-
may be from disease or excess, the Gres
German Invigora;or restores it permanent
ly. See advertisement. For sale by PEN
nv 4 McAlister.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

An USExrEcrED RErLY.-A young mar
ried couple were seated al tea the other
evening with few Of the wife's most init
mate associates, when the subject Of good
husbands came up. The young wife took
this occasion to magnify the good qualities
OF her husband, saying he was not only
good and loving and all that, but he had
proven himself OF great value in perform.
anee Of household duties, especially during
the first year Of their married life.
"He would wash dishes, she said, "sweep
the floor, make up beds, and has actually
cooked whole mealsl"
swell" replied one Of the young ladies,
anxious to say something, she is a daisy,
and ought to have been presented with a
chrome for all that"
"Oh, did present him with one," re.
piled the roguish little wife, "and il weigh.
ed just nine pounds"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

SECRETS IN wAsHISGroS. Secrets are
often valuable in Washington. When the
ways and means committee decided to re
duce the tax on whisky TO 50 gallon, a
number Of fortunes are said to have been
made within email circle OF men. Ia the
dark days Of '64 treasury clerk kept for
twenty-four hours a secret known TO Presi.
den, Lincoln and Secretary Chase, besides
himself When IL became officially known
il sent gold flying up and the country was
in dismay. Il was a secret, too, that could
have been passed on without harming the
Union cause. Itwss simply question Of
keeping faith till the time came. An hour
after the news broke the clerk fairly stag
gered under terrific clap ON his shoulder.
He heard ADD saw banker whom be knew
we'll. "Iou miserable foollr cried the
banker, "I'd have given 500 600 to have
known this twenty-four hours sgo," And
the banker could have Afforded to do il.
But the clerk had the Satisfaction OF Know.
ing tina, he bad done his duty, as many
another government officer has done under
circumstances Of temptation.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

Edison's Electric Light is a wonderful
discoverybui not as wonderful as Halls
Caiarrh Cure. For sale by Penny 4 Nc
Alisler.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06
TRUSTEES SALE
Or
Valuable Farm in Lincoln Co.

As Trustee Of Elizabeth Hall and others, aud IN
pursuance ola judgment rendered BY the Madison
and Thomas P. Collins, 6e, vs. Mary Moore. Ac,
the undersigned will on
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

Gen. Beauregard says: "In the early
spring Of 1864 il became evident to her
physicians and her family that Mrs Beaur-
egard had not long to live. Our good old
frierd, Or. Mercer, again went to Gen. But.
Ter to know il there was no possibility Of
my seeing once more the tender and loving
wife from whom had been so suddenly
and long separated. He Immediately turn.
ed to his desk asd with his characteristic
promptness wrote an unconditional pass,
which authorized me to enter his lines and
to come to New Orleans, where l could re-
main unmolested as long as circumstances
required my presence there. That was a
noble act, for which / shall ever be CRATE
full"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06
Anofher Mnck Mnr,nne

There has been another case Of marrying
for fun in New jersey. Some friends were
assembled and il was concluded to have
a mock marriage. The story goes on:
walter Vaughn and Miss Annie IIie.
bic, between whom there had been consid,
cradle intimacy, agreed to act the part Of
bride and groom. Charles Areson consent.
ed TO represent a minister on the occasion.
Mutual pledges were passed and the cere.
mony was so conducted as to prove the bee,
performance Of the evening. Walter ap.
Preciaied the joke for while and sent let
tiers to Annie in which he addressed her AZ
Dear Wife signing himselfi Aztec.
tionaie Husband, and mutual introductions
of'My wife and NY husband, were in or.
der among their friends Everything went
on nicely until at recent public enter.
,sinmen, the fun OF the ike completely
disappeared by the young.woman proclaim.
ing herself as the young mans legal wife,
and by her mother, who was with her.
calling Mr.. Vaughn her son-in-law."
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-11-06

A STOLEN GRAvE.-The Eigth Missouri,
which was commanded by General Morgan
L Smith, certainly beat any thing | ever
met. They would steal any thing and il
did not make any difference whether they
had any use for il or not. When we were
in from, Of Vieksburg they actually stole a
grave, and il happened ia this way: The
Eighth Missouri was encamped alongside
my command. One of our men died du-
ring the night and gave orders that de-
tail be sent TO dig a grave. The ground
was Of bard clay and il took the men some
time TO complete their work. They re-
turned to camp and We took the dead sol
dier to his last resting place. When we
arrived We found the grave filled and
mound showing that some one had evident-
ly been there. Upon investigation l after.
wards ascertained that one of the Eighth
Missouri had also died during the night
and that they had waited until nv men
finished their work, when they quietly took
possession and actually stole our grave
Boston Traveller.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
The New Reporter,

The new reporter said he was par
ticularly strong on reporting lectures.
He never took any notes, he sad pu'
trusted to his memory. which never
failed him. Here is Il specimen bricK
of his first essay: There is notelllnS,
said the lecturer, 'whcrc We might
have been to-day, but for the persistent
study of Newton in astronomical SCI
encc, resulting in the discovery OF the
secrets of the solar system; the invent
i've brain of Fulton. which gave us
our knowledge of the law of gravity;
the untiring energy of Calico, to whom
We are indebted for the printing press;
the mental activity of Franklin, VINO
produced the first steamboat, and the
clear-sg hted intelligence OF Columbus
who robbed the clouds of their electric,
ity." Although the editor admitted
that the reporter had evidently got II all
in, the report, for prudential reasons,
was not printed. The young man Is
now engaged IN looking up u new place.
When he gets it no doubt he Will DC
fitted for it,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
The Old Cottage CLOCK

Oh7 the old, Old clock Of tho household STOCK
Was the brightest thing and the neatcst;
Its hancs, though old, had touch OF gclu'
And its chime rang still the sweetest,
Twas a monitor, too, though Its words were
few,
Yet they lived though nations altered;
And its voice, still strong, warned old ana
young,
When the voice Of friendship fatered
Tick, tick" IL said--"quick, quick 10 bod
For nine I've given warming;
Up, up and go, or else you know
You'll never rise soon In the morning
4 friendly voice was that old. old cioCk'
As Il stood in tho corner smiling,
Aud blessed the time, with u merry chime,
The wintry hours begullng;
But cross old voice was that tircscinc CLOCK,
As 10 called at daybrcak boldly,
When the dawn looked gray on the misty way.
And the early air blow cody;
Tick, tick" II said-"qulck out of bed
For five Pvegiven warming;
You II never have wealth, yOull never get
wealth,
Unless you're up soon in the morning.
still hourly the sound pocs round and round
With u tone that ceases never;
While tears are shed for the bright Gays hcd,
And the old friends lost forever;
Its heart beats on, though hearts are gone
That warmer beat and younger;
Its hands still move, though hands We love
Arc clasped on earth no longer
Tick, tick" IL said-"to tho churchyard bed
The grave hath given warming
Up, up and rise, and look TO the skies,
And prepare for a heavenly morning
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13
Piles

Piles are frequently preceded by sense OF OF
weight Ia the back, loins, and lower part OF
the abdomen, causing the patient TO suppose
he has some affection OF the kidneys or neieu-
boring organs. AT times, symptoms Oh lnoi,
gestion are present, as hatulency, uneasihess
OF the stomach, etc. moisture, Ike per
spiratlon, producing very dlsagreeaole itch-
Ing, particularly at night after getting warm
In beo, 10 very common attendant. inter,
nal, external ana itching piles yield at once
to the application Of DR.. Bosanko's file hem
edy, which acts directly upon the parts aness-
ed, absorbing the tumors. allaying the lu.
tense itching, and effecting pe,m"henp nv
cure where other remedies have failed. DO
not delay until the drain upon the system
produces permanent disability, hut Try u anu
be cured Price, 30 cents. Sold oy u
Gchring.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-01-13

Many wonder how Parker's Ginger lohlc
can perform such varied cures, thinking 1t
simply essence OF ginger. when in fact u Is
made from many valuable medicines when
&C, henehcially on every diseased organ see
other column.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
REPAIRS TO THE COURT.
HOUSE.

Sealed proposals for making re.
pairs to the Courthouse will be re-.
ceived by the Secretary of the Po-
ice Jury. up to the 4th aIonday in
March, 1883. The repairs to be as
follows:
Four rods to be run lengthways
through the building. The rods to
De one inch and half thick, with
oval anchors IL by Is inches. II
inches thick. with swivel in the CEN
ter to draw up the rods. The rods
to be run through timber 4 by IS
inches. on the west end, the timber
to be 30 feet long; on the east end
one piece under each anchor, 4 by
IL inches, 6 feet long. Two of the
rods to be run under the upper
floor, near the partition wall. and
the other two over the first, close
to the upper ceiling. The timber
used to be dressed and painted, and
must be all heart.
j, NJ. ALLISON.
N. BURTs,
Il. GALATAs,
Committee.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
TERMS OF COURT.

CIRCUIT COURT.
81. 7dmaany Parlsk.-Fourth
Monday in February aud fourth
Monday ID July.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
State of Louisiana. Psrish 6: Tang.rshos.

State of Louisiana. Psrigh G: Taus.Ishos
It is hereby ordered that TIE rule OF
Court. rendered April 6. 1850, te and the
same Is hereby amended. "a fellows:
From and after July Erst 1882, the
terms of Court Of the several parishes
composing the Eighteenth judicial Dis
trict shall commence on the following
dates:
Parish Of 7tsnyrshoa.
Jury terns-Second Monday in Janu-
sry and drst Monday in June. Court
srms-FourtL Monday in April and sec.
ond Monday in November.
Fcr;ss Of Washington.
Jury tsrms-Fourth Mondays in Janu.
ary aud June. Court te-ms-Sscond
hondsy In May aud irst Monday il De.
oemLsr.
Tcrish Of Livingston.
tury tsrms-Tuesday after the second
Monday In March. and Tussdsy after
the fourth Monday In October. Court
terns-Tussday sttsr the second Mon
day in April, and Tuesday after the
fourth Monday in November.
Parish Of s. 7am,ndny.
Jury terms-FoGrth Monday in March
and second Monday in October. Court
terms-Fcurth Monday in 3lsy and third
Monday in December.
Signed in open court, June IA. 1882.
JAS II. THOMPSON.
Judge Eighteenth Judicial District
A tue copy.
7. CAsTAIso, Deputy Clerk.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
Dissolution Of Partnership

Covineton. La, Feb. II. 1889.
Notice IS hereby given that the CO.
partnership heretofore existing between
W. c. Warren and j. ID. Warren. under
the trm name of W. G. WAnREN &
son. has this day been dissolved by
mutual consent
MIR. VIM. C. Warren will assume
oil liabilities Of the late firm, and CON
tinue the business on his own account
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
LAND OFFICE, NEW ORLEANS La.
Feb. 2l, 1883.


Notice is hereby given that the follow.
ing named settlers have filed notice OF
their intention to make final proof in
support of their claims, and that said
proof will be made before the Judge or
clerk of the court, at Franklinton.
La. on the 3lst of March. 1883, viz:
Harriet E. Creel, widow of John Creel.
deceased. homestead No. 494S, for the
east half of the northwest quarter of sec
ton thirty-two. township one, south
range eleven east, St. Helena meridian.
She names the following witnesses to
prove her continuous residence rpon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
John r. McLain, T. C. Brumfeld, N.
J. Peterson and John w. James. of
Washington parish. La.
John W. James, homestead No. Se44
for the east half of the southwest quarter.
northwest quarter of the southwest QUAR-.
ter. and southwest quarter Of the nortb.
west quarter of section thirty.tbree.
township one, south range eleven east
St Helena meridian,
He names the following witnessa. to
prove his continuous residence upon and |
cultivation of said land. viz:
III. ). Pitman, John R. McLain, II. G. |
Jones and Henry Thomas. Of Washino.
ton parish, La.
ieI4 ot GEO. BALpEY. Register,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
Notice to License PAYERS
Covington, Ls.. March /, 1889.

Covington, La.. March /, 1883.
Notice is hereby given to all persons.
OF Whatever business, calling or occupa.
ton. liable to license under the State
or Parish license acts, to pay the same
at my Office before the 3Ist day of
March, 1883, as they will then become
delinquent and subject to penalties and
costs. w II COOK
Sheriff and e1-officio Tax Collector
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
CENTENARY COLLEGE.
JACKSON IA

A full corps of teachers. Two new
professors. Necessary expenses for
board and tuition not more than Sl!5 in
che preparatory, and Sl65 in the College
department Next session begins the
nrst Monday IL September, 1882. Send
for catalogue.
d. N. RUSH. President.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
Co-partnership Notice.

CovISaToS, La, Feb. %, 1883.
Notice is hereby given, that on the
lst day OF January, 1888, a co-partner-
ship was formed between j. E. Smith
d. Z. Smith and C. L. Smith, under the
firm name of j. E. SMITH d SONS. for
the transaction Of q general mercantile
business.
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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1883-03-17
NOTICE..

All persons are hereby forbidden from,
hunting upon my premises. below Gov.
ington. and all permits to do SO are
hereby revoked. Trespassers will be
prosecuted according to law.
w. L. HAWKINS.
CovrSaToS. La, Feb. II. 1883,