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ritory hiasons.

The supreme Council Of the Ancient
,r3 Accented Scottish Rte OF Free h'-
sonrr ior the southern district o; the
I-n;t-s states, a, is recent b'ennlai ses-
=, elsc.ei the following Washington
r.--,,orv brethren to new dlgnItieS' aS
+rous. Jane, RadeIph Hayden. Hon :
asi d,gree. Ia the sIvereign Inspector
g .,a,.l asd active Msuber; Thomas
T.,.,nr Minor aud Rev. John Fox Damon
u .,or,rs ?Si degree: aud the following
qo,;s we're elected Kn ghts Commander OF
a. r,urt Of Honor, being the ne1t step
= ,bs ssadegree; Thomas Miiburne hee@'
p,ssal calbrsith c-Brien, Granville oSeh
u,,,or William Pa7khnrst Winans: Lew
.rrerx. John White Edwards pasia
rEa,;e. Henry R9,hschild, joseph Au-
1,..,,. Knhu. Cyrus Walker and Alex
,i..- law Anderson
, 1883-01-20
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WALlA WALLA, JAM l5. lSSa

EpIroR STATESMAN In your daily o. tns
18Th inst, notice an article over the siIni-
ture OF az. H. II. Settler The wr'fsr
tsk-s for his text the advertisement
aad posters offering 500 reward for the
crnvicrion at party or par:'es stealing cAiue
within certain me;es snd b,uads beicng'ng
10 any OF the mcn Offering reward. Ihe re-
xsrd ly It's terms and conditions Is for con-
,ictien fer stealing IS defined by law, NOS
for sella cattle to butchers. HI. Settler
would convey the idea that All stolen cattle
arc sold 10 butchers. The writer OF this Ar
ticle, in cannon with msny others, hhevcs
that no. cn -..nth Of the cattle sto,en IN
Eastern Oregon ald Washington are OIL red
for sale to butchers doing g,.,mate busi-
ness in lublic places, but are aashtered IN
the hills, aloag the crtoSs III isolated places
and hauled IN Wagons OF othrr mode OF ccn-
reyaucc to railroad camps, Chinese camps.
farm houses and country Villages and there
sold to honest purchasers. Mr.. Set
tier states that he knaws Of s,e'op cattle
being sid ta a butcher las, summer, but IN
sinuates the butcher Was party TO the steal
Butchers. Ike men OF other trAies, are am-n-
able to law. and ii eSnvi,tcd the sentence OF
The law will be pronounced against them.
and the prosecu.ing witne-s eatitled to the
reward.
In conclusion. 1 viii "a; to Mr.. Settler, a
citizen ca. z,nt tlat ii a robbery was COM
mItted, that he knew the robber and the
robbed, the transaction occurred last sum-
mer, and he (Se,tlerl iailcd or Neglected to
report tie circumstance to the grand jury or
other court OF competent Jurisdiction for
has neglected his duty as cit
Izen, ignored the moral obligation he owes
his fellow man, he has set aside the teachings
If the golden rule III my estimation, is accss-
,ory 90 crime, and unworthy the society ur
Confidence Of law abiding eommu.ity.
BUTCHER No i.
, 1883-01-20

The CALIFoRyn NoLUSTEERs.-The Old
soldiers cf California Who served daring the
war in the volunteer regiment Of this 81
will fully appreciate the following recon
mondation of Gen. Sherman: oh records
Of the California volunteers, now IN the Al
iutant-Generars otiic-, are 5ccc mag i!iesib!e
an3 If the approaching legislature does not
make proper provision fog copying the s-Iaa,
they are liable TO be in such en- Hilton, be
fore another legislature can &C, ii the matter,
thas there il danger thas the stare viii lcse
the record Of those who responded to the
call of their country when she Was threa.-
eued by great perl. Thee records are now
in constant demand, and shoald le Er,-
served" L. woald be a shame and / dis
grace to the state to permit these invaluable
r. cords :, lie destroyed, and We nope that
the California volunteers viii bestr them
selves and take Gnited AID speedy action IN
the matter. l.. il not be- soii that C.ii:or-
MA Was So ungrate5nl u hsr noble soldiers
that, Tor the sake Of I few dollars, she
allowed their names eyea TO become er@seG
from the Ieco.d books.
, 1883-01-20
Garfield County Correspondence.

PA1AHa VALLEY, W. T, Jan. 9. 1883.
Sunshine.
a clear sky.
Twenty deg. below zero.
No snow to speak Of.
Live stock doing well.
LgOk ont fer a nnmer0ls progeny
Neg ranches teing taken up almost daily
But the old settlers proptesy ''s'arEatioh-
blowing newspapers" to blame and should
be suppressed.
At the presen. rate OF increase OF pcpula-
tion Garfield cocnty Will be icO Gensely IN
habi,ei IN two years hence, and must be
divided to accommodate our Office seekers.
Several matrimonial alliances On taps !;
thcr early eonsnmnahon would effect no
surprise.
More store clothes are being worn now,
thsn ever before since the valley was settled.
The county officers for the ensuing term
have been sworn, and their bonds approved,
discharge their several and respective duties.
We feel warranted in the prediction OF im-
medis;e and fu,ure prosperity SO far as the
fsi,hful discharge of oar new officers shall
have power to effect the desired end Car
field county launches forth at the commence.
ment of the new year with better tinan ,ial
prospects than her more sanguine derote-s
would have predicted for her a year ago.
Her delinquent tax list is not large, and her
paper will doubtless soon rate par with that
of her mos. prosper sister counties.
Yours truly,
C,nT ITNgS
, 1883-01-20

fuSrESSEp.-Pet-r Desg'aaser is rot in
such a bad way after all. The shot passed
through the skull, enterins at the right tenn
PIE. aad between the skull and BRAIN, over
the later and s,opping near the left eye
brow. Some think he wSil recover. He has
coa:essei to the killing OF his wife, saying
that his first Intention was to XIII himself
only. bat Lizze iaterferrd, ami he was com.
pelied t. shoot her to get nd OF her. He
was nearly Aesrt broken at the loss Of his
wife, a love too gr' 4. ion Just appreciation
by an object of so dimiuutiye an intelligence.
Ga Monday, th, parents of Lizzie have
suit OF assault aud battery sgainst several
relatives of Pcter-a case which was once
before attemred Just to appease their angry
passion OH prung from an evil prejudice.
Such heartless proceedings within less than
other was supposed to be tottering go near
the boundary line of eternity. show only too
plainly where the seed of this sad and wicked
misfortune originated. Pages could not
hold more warning than these few lines, to
parcnts not to place obstacles in the way.
not to curb the spirit OF wild nature by
the upyIeldiDg iron hand, forgetting cf the
love tha. should oe borne by parent to an
cff-pring-Spotaas Chronicle.
, 1883-01-20

HoUSE ysvR TOoLs.-OGgs Is one q tke
hest countries On the 81 IN which To sell
farm machinery for the reason tta: tssaa ma
chinery exposed to thr weather c''!y lasts
hall as long as ;ha, which is housed, And thg
ma jor pars in use here rc'aa'as where II was
used last. TIE pow stands in the field
where the last iurrow Ya5 drawn, ard in
some Instances IS sticking il the ground.
The Leader is in the field, TOO, where the
crop was finished up. The thGeshcr some
tines hss few 10 Sc boards i,in leugthw!se
over the draper, the hOes are 10 The pata'o
patch To iioT many of our :aru-e-s = tins
a fitting shoe. Those who ave guilty of sach
neglect should nst blame the NAN tia: sold
the machinery, noF shOuli any blame attach
t. the manufacture. It would cost much
less TO bull, sheds 10 project farn irupls-
ments from the weather, than TO Turcja Q
neG or pcricrn the labor with 'i'ketyyr
weather beaten tools OF a"y description.
Farms ran on tie unhousei plan ca no, give
the satisfactory results tina; those run On tie
protective. Reader, do you kpow %. any
,ne 10 wnom TINS arp!ies
, 1883-01-20

PoS7AL TELEGRAPH. - The Philadelphia
Tine, saws that the new Postal Telegraph
eonpsny will have. within thirty days, the
most perfect Telegraph line rhe world ever
s,w at work between New York and Chi
e,so The wire is small steel core, electro
Mated with copper until j, is as large as a
lead penciI. THIS system is to be pushed as
fast rs money can be made to perform the
work. and If the company act independent
of rTlroai lines so that the people can de-
pend upcn its action. it viii be an important
sdr.ut.re TO the interests Of the public.
, 1883-01-20
Imporran. Land Decision

Some complications have arl-en ia aAi-
ma COUNTY in regard to settlement on isai
since the withdrawal for railroad purposes.
Tie settler. Pressy, settled on the iand May
aI. 1875. has resided upon AID cultivated
the same ever since. The first withdrawal
was made August 10, 1873. The camvahy
appTrd November Is, 1876, u amsni the
SAID branch line and fled an the Seerstiry
Office map greatly shor;eaing the oasInai
line. November -, 1876, Secretary Chan-
d. approved this map. subsequently, al
eJ,rt WIS made 70 have this map, as
amended. reccasidered. Tee mltt>r was n,
fsrrAd to Commissioner williamson Tor re-
port, which was rendered January Il, lS!I-
October ID. following. Secretary Schnrz re-
considered the whole matter and reafiiEu'ed
the decision ef his preiees ssor, Chandler.
In 1879 the eonps;yy filed new map
which was an si,na6ts4esi,e,y new iine-
June II, 1879. Secssfssi Schprz approved
and directed the wi.hsrxwai df the Lands
accordingly aloug the new l.ne Of road. Al
tlv while the company were shifting sneIr
lines Prsssy kepT up his residence and oaiti,
v,ted. Juue 8, 1879, GrAy,>ihe company
attorney, rrIlnquishea, on Of tie
company, all claim aad interest tie s''4
company 70 any and all lands heretofore
Withdrawn for ITS brahca Ene IN the IerrI-
tories Of Washington ami liaho, except such
as prescribed by the charter and amend
meu,s. The pom. OF greatest interest IN ths
whole matter Is where r,ssy Was living
outside OF the limits included in the new
withdrawal And the dec;s;on Is gwen that
as the route Of 1873 vas eat.r,ly abanioned
in 1879, the Comnaay's rigtt cannot relate
back. ani tine Commissioner decision is that
Pressy has n right to tie land he has settled
upon. The Company has tie right Vi ap
peal, bat II remains To be s,ea w!.ttner II
viii avail them anything.
, 1883-01-20


uu orders from a London banking
ieuse. Baltimore brokers are buying con-
f,F,rate eouTon bonds, of the face value
%, 81 Geo, GOO, for which they pay IS 80
20 50 - per 81, 900
A. amended law for the presidential
succession. IA case Of death, resignation
.r Otherwise Of the president, mas passed
-fe S.pa.e. Il viii no doubt meet with
-,.7 IN the other house.
THIS winter the Columbia rioer is likely
., continue free from an ice blockade.
Since the railroad has been completed the
...urug'ur closing Of the river is disrobed
ma-ar.sbly Of lis significance.
Pra rscaut Congressional enactment
a1-ai Howard, Ts,ry and Augar have
.H ben cut down IN pay from Major
ca,m,s to BrigadIers, they being Major
e. asals by breve, only
Binder Is spoken of az probable pres;-
f.n.al candidate. II is not hjnied what
..-,v s. 20 pu, him forth. The Butler
..-.r. w- take it. IS a very small fraction
- ,a. Democratic party in the United
States H~is anything and everything
d.. arns and nothiu, very long
, 1883-01-20
=, N.x WORKERS are mentioned

Tha.y rleh NeS YorkeIs are ne'.loas' aea,
-. .anb,ped wealth foOss up se2i'-
20 ooa o. on an average cf over So
.ooo 30, s.c, Vanderbilt is placed at
y ,,f,be list at sia5. coo, 900, and
'hs 90 80, rs,t at go, ,ooO, 600. Mr-
T'.ss, !. classified an,org the ecmpara-
,;vslr POOR ten rniliiena'res
, 1883-01-20

IfSea.t,e is she "Qaeen City of The ,rth-
west, = which city can Justly Claim the honor OF
being King.
Columbia county scrip is worth 80 cents on
the dollar. That speaks well for the good ON
eiai management of the county 6nsneeA
Three young men in Linn county, Oregon,
jumped into buggy 70 90 to dance near Al
bauy. The horse baked and backed the veh'-
e.e into an open well about eight feet deep and
nearly full Of water. BY the assissaaee of
some neishbors they succeeded in getting the
bor>e ont, bat their liren was IN damaged
state, which being changed, they ref'@red
20 the dance asd had good time.
Cattle buyers are here for tie purIose o.
purchasing any beef or stock cattle fhAt nay
he for sale. Iii a fact, and ne are sorry II y
40. III 4, there are very few c,Itis OF any fina
for sale in thin county The time bas bsen
when the numb,r r.s very great and Is could
have been sail that they covered ten teoosAAd
hi.L. That tine has gone. never :" re,ufn-
Our bunch grss plains have ben ooasef'sd
in.o ar.ip 6e:ds, and the soodmanaging has-
ba.dman is re.pins bis reward iron 'Aas
source-
, 1883-01-20
Slowballirg.
MANY a shat, at rsndon sent.
Finds marx the archer little meant.
Art. JINES.


Finds marx the archer little meant
Tie aiove lines forcibly returned To our
memory upon rejecting upon the excitement
that has been stirred up by little eommu-
nication sent recently 10 the STATESMAN by
a correspondent: his words We're embossed
by ninety-nine ont OF every hundred d our
cit.7ers: any man who objects to such
hea!thy recreation as .balling is nat
ural bora hypaerite, and probably considers
sIsnders aud hack biting more hoi Orabis and
manly. No doubt the writer who so cor
rec.ly signs bimself "a Hypoer,t-' has Lately
Ieceived ''onrr" in the ear, and hence his
spite against the practice. We Gu inform
the ''Hypocrit," that from the time when
the memory of man runneth 10: to The CON
trary, boys and men have taken to SNOW
baliing as ducks to the water and always
will. II healthy Sports were more eneour'
aged IL this city We should not hear so much
Of oodlumism for our part ii any OF the
boys, during a snow fall, see III to fire few
at our editorial person, We intend TO return
it t, the best Of our ability, and rot rush
into print like "a Egpoerite.
, 1883-01-20

Tae Washington Pot says: "Shal' we
,pass ! mo.gue q Cur d.plem4iia ssrvieei
fsnot, L, rs crop the custom Of sending
crushed and bleeding s.a;esaleu abroad as
s.,ra:.-ri ministers
, 1883-01-20

sxlr NApE-The General who appsars
I, be so fond OF sending te,egrams to morn
ing paper here. We are informed rtee'ved his
tile by making himself ..genessi nuisance
while in Washington recently.
, 1883-01-20

Jonsthsn Pestyjcha. = e3 years resident OF
.h. Tonchet. vss in the city on Saturday. He
,-rret,4d 4 that be WIS not at home TO gather up
b;s stock and take them % the ranch TO par
take os the food thsre prcyided tor egersen-
c;es. The senrr, is not iisbie 20 zeate uneAsi-
nese among the stock men.
, 1883-01-20

Tbs p9ssioiii les of hyPHeFisy axe ek-
h.us,ed when uaen who weTe up % taeif
srmpits in tae presidential steal OF 1870
stand up as champions Of an honest bal
lot.
, 1883-01-20

LAEGE FLoUR MrLL-At Stockton, Cali
fornia, a JOINT stock company has been
formed in which WEIGH and Schwabaehers
are largely interested; the mill is TO Be
known as the Grown Mill, aod has paid
up capital Of $4,000 The mill building is
to I've 2o0 feet trout by lC6 feet deep. and
five stories high. Capacity Of the mill viii
be go barrels every twenty-iour hours with,
power to increase the output to 1000 barrels
pr day.
, 1883-01-20

Its rumored that TIE r.Ansgemsnt Ct the
Sc Iaui. hotel i, likely to fall to the lot OF L
d. o'BIen, an old experienced landlord rn tns
city.
, 1883-01-20

FkrrT DIsruLiSe.-TAe large p ach and
apple crop OF the last :, asou IN Texas is u;il-
ised by converting the same iato liquids and
a Ia &c crop OF headaches may. vita reason,
be expected Here is what an exchange says
as to tine probable use that wis ,na le of the
crop: "The immense c.op of peaches and
apples in Texas this year vii revive the dis
tilIation OF peach ard apple frandies. Over
twenty d.stlllertes have been licensed in the
Fourth Internal Revenue district, and the
state viii doubtless haye over 80 before the
close OF the year"
, 1883-01-20

--,.e FarcIise Prescription Of DIR. f'eree
cures .'fea.ie weakness and kindfe' a"
.ioEs. By drussis.A
, 1883-01-20

SAVE THE CALVES Occasionally calves
are seen hanging in front Of the butchers
stalls. Upoa seeing them 1t occurs to us
that It is grea. loss to kill cattle so young.
Calves that weigh 100 and I5O pound, when
s'augh.erJd bIiug from Si2 to SIS. The
cost Of "a sing these calves up to the age of
four years is not go great as many suppose.
A steer Of four to six years will weigh 100
to SO pounds. and are worth s60 to $50 at
retsil. Sclrce as beef cattle are at the pres
ent time, it is a terrible waste OF the need
ful to kill calves OF tender age. Would it
not be well for our stock ra:sers to consider
this matter and stop tine slaughter at once
aud let the veal eaters go hungry or change
their diet to that Of the full grown animal
, 1883-01-20

HOME, HOME AGAIN. - The city was
plunged into a tumul: Of Joy this morning
b. the arrival hor-e, safe and III gooi health,
of our esteemed fellow citizen, 7. b. John
son, E-q., after his triumphant tour OF the
east. The honors showered upon him every
uh re throughou his trip, and especially IN
Washington, involving constan. partieira-
tion in fatiguing gayeties devised for his
eniaynent. have, We are delighted 10 an
nounne, not effected TO undermine his valua-
bic constitution, though some ANXIOUS OBJ
servers profess 10 have discovered an IN
won:ed shade of care on his noble hnea-
meuts. Welcome, welcome home, exalted
brother. to whom the Ministry at st James,
tie Secretaryship of State, AMI all other
public positions, though Involving unlimited
pie. hath no temptation to WOO thee IRON
the arms OF thy devoted Walla Wallaians.
, 1883-01-20

STOLEN HoRSEs.-S. J. VI. Giles has lost
several head Of large American horses. He
came over here Yesterday to see II he could
get any trace of their whereahout-. They
were taken from his premises about week
ago. The people about Centervii.e border
so closely on the reservation that Il gives
there's the best opportunity IN the worii to
esc.pe with Their i'll gotten gains. 1t is said
there is an organized band OF thieves who
errry on their nefarious business after night
i.lI. They are such adopts IN shew calling
that they may be seen at home In the e"ei-
ing travel % or 80 miles in the night, and IN
the morning be at home, placid ard serene
,unm.r sky: he las ridden all night,
carried sal. in his pocket and owns n" sheep
, 1883-01-20

IMMIGRANT How New ccmsrs are
rushing by here TO other localities
in ques: OF homes, whsn there are
homes for 200 families lying between the
Touchet and Suake river and south Of Eu.
reka Flat There is lorg divide extending
almost from Eureka TO the Walls Walla
river that is just as good land as that across
the Waila Wal'a river, aud directly south of
the mouth of the Touchet, which is nearly
all taken and settled upon. Persons in search
OF Land would do well to go and look at it.
We have cen ass Ired that even the land
that Is somewhat sandy will produ,e
wheat, and did produce fine crops last year.
The land spoken of above has the same
drawbacks as the Earek, land that is,
there is neither water nor. timber. The
country i, perhaps little more rolling than
the Eureka. but then it is not any more 30,
and p rhaps not as much, as the land south
OF the Walia Walla, above alluded to. and
of less altitude Settlers are gregarious and
for the purpose Of schools settle in commu-
ui.ies. Bat if man Is a little selfish and
wants TO go it on his own hook We see no
better chance ter him than is presented on
the divide between the fouchet and Snake
rlrer. He can begin at the old Marion place
a, d travel southwest until he is suited.
, 1883-01-20

ADVERTISING RiTES-The great dailies OF
the east are mines OF wealth to their owners.
The Chicago Tribune for column advertise
meut for one year receives $4,000 The
New York Hsrdd receives FOR ITS lowest
urieed column $50, 30, aad FOR Us highest
s3ls. 900. The New York 7ribHae for the
lowest. S29. .OGi, and for its highest, SS1,-
Gas In 1852, the New York Tritsa'e pad
the government 81, go 81; the Herald,
sol e3o IS: the Chicago Tribune, Sl9,609
rs Some Of cur patrons growi when We
charge less thal one half OF the above rates
Some men a.e hard to please. yJu know.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-10-27
IT'S A LIE,

"What in the world are you wearing
that lie on your head for?' observed a
lady to a friend whom she had met on
the street.
II do not understand you, replied the
lady; that which l wear on my head is
what they call 'fascinator, sort of a
hood
"Well, then, remarked the female wit,
SIT is a lie
81 am astonished,' observed the lady,
who was beginning to show signs of an
ger, Il do not know what you mean
81 mean what l say, and you must
acknowledge it to be falsehood.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-10-27

HALLS VEGETABLE SICuIAN HAIR
REVIEWER is scientific combination
Of some Of the most powerful rcstora-
tive agents in the vegetable kingdom.
1t restores gray hair to its original
color. 1t makes the scalp white and
clean. It cures dandruff' and humors,
and falling-Out of the hair. 1t furnishes
the ,-r'Ei'ir" principle by which the
hair Is .......,lcd and supported. 1t
makes the hair moist, soft and glossy,
and is unsurpassed as Il hair dressing.
1t is the most economical preparation
ever offered to the public, as its effects
remain a long time, making only an
occasional application necessary. 1t is
recommended and used by eminent
medical men, and officially endorsed by
the State ASSayer of Massachusetts.
The popularity of Halls Hair Remover
has increased with the test of many
years, both in this country and in
foreign lands, and it is now known and
used in all the civilized countries Of
Me world.
For sale by az dealers.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-10-27
A Polite Man,

The politest man in Boston has been
discovered. He was hurrying along the
street one night when another man, also
in violent haste, rushed out an alley way,
and the two collided with great force.
The second man looked mad, while the
polite man, taking off his hat, said: My
dear Sir, don't know which of us is to
blame for this violent encounter, but l
am in too great hurry to investigate.
If ran into you, beg your pardon, if
you ran into me, dom mention it." And
he tore away at redoubled speed.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-10-27

If there is one thing the Austin darkey
knows more about than another, that
thing is politics. During the recent
municipal election in Austin Uncle Nose
was halted one night as he was return.
ing to his humble cottage by a burly
negro, with army sized bludgeon and a
demand for his money or his life.
''Splain de objec' OBJ dis meeting" said
the old man. "Hit jess means dat
money has got ter be raised" responded
the interviewer, splitting on his hands
and taking firmer hold of his mace SO
to speak. The old man sighed and as he
rendered three car tickets, an old pipe
and several other articles of bric-a-b rac
he said: off had been notified you was
but collecting voluntary contributions
for delegitimate campaign spenses
would had hunted yer up to pay my
sessmeuts. -Teras SJtings.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-10-27
CUTiCURA.

and CCTlCURA SOAR externally and CUTICURA
species Of HumOr. from Common Z toimple
Scroiuia. Price Of tUTICURA. small boxes Soc
large boxes. II. CUTICURA REsoLvENT, 81 pei
bottle. CTTICURAS"AP 25c. CUTICURA SHAVING
SOAR. l5c. Sold by all druggists
Depot. MEEkS y POTTER. Boston. Mass.