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2. PUT YoURsr1F IN Hrs PLACE, by Charles Reade.
2 AURORA FLOYD, by Miss n z, BTeddon.
s. IvANHoE, by Sir Walter Scott.
z. CHRISTINE BROwNLEE's ORDEAL, by Mary Patrick
e hqS39 1r M9RTE D r Meta tSi o1T9d isra,u
Is. The BUBBLE REPUTATION, by Katharine King.
10. AMONG ALIENS, by Mrs F. E. Troope, Illustrated
81. EhfNoR bRTDEN. by Mrs K S MeGuoid
g. THE IRIsH Ban, by Z. RoderiCk 9, flanagan 1,
g. JAEE EYRE BY Charlotte I Bronte FL.
50. Man AND WIFE, by Wilkie Collins.
g. 1 LIES SECRET. BY MIS- Henry Wood.
40. BUFFALO BILL, by Ned Buntline.
43. VIXEN, by NJ E. Braddcn.
4s HIsToR9 OF sAssrxArrox or JAS. A GARFIELD
49, The CLOvEN EOOT, by NJ. b. BraCdon-
50. QUAKER COUSINS, BY Agnes Macdonald.
IS. LADY LESS WIDowHooD, by T. B. HaraIey.
SO. John HALIFAX, by Miss lIulock.
g. HENRY EsIOND by W NJ. ThacSeray.
IS. The GREEN i AND, Yarn, by Geo. Cupples.
50. East LYNNE. by Mrs. Henry Wood.
co. The GYPSY, by G. 7. R. James.
q TRAnIEI.Y PARsqEAeE, By 4 tnQny TroIIlope.
%. HE Two Miss FLE1IINGs
e. RosE MERvYF, BY Anne Beale.
e. THE TALIsNAN, By Sir Walter Scott Bart, iust'd
g. Poems OF WORDSWORTH.
"a. SENSE AND SENSIBILITY, by Jane AUSTIN.
So Hen SPIRITs, Short Stories, by James Payn.
g. A DOUBTING HEART, by Annie Keary-
1o2 GREATEST HEIREss EEGIA3D by Mrs 0iphant.
l03 QUEEN OF THE MEADOW, by Charles Gibbon.
I04. FRIEND AND LOVER, by ia Duffus Hardy,
ii.
109 A SYLVAN QUEEN.
lis. A WAYwABD WOMAN, by A. Grifhths
ia Two WOMEN, by GeOrgiana nj. Craik,
116 For HER DEAR SAKE, by Mary Cecil Hay.
I20 CLARA NAUGEAN, by 4. d. BlacknOre.
I25. POET AND PEER, by Hamilton Aide. -
49, CAPE Con AND ALONG SHORE, Stories, by Nordhoh
49, LIFE OF j. A. GARFIELD, by e. Kirke, Illustrated
134 CLEAR SHINING AFTER RAIN, by O. G. Hamilton.
135. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, by Jane Austen.
1877. CAST UP By THE SEA by Sir 5: w. Baker.
I4t. JUsT AS AM, by NJ. E. Braddon.
a. A SAILORS SWEETHEART, by W. Clark Russell.
I43 TIE CLOVER FoOT, by Miss NJ. e. Braddon.
I45 THE THREE RECRUITS, by Joseph Hatton.
l49 He That Will NOT WIEN He MAY, Mrs. Oliphant.
$50 EEDYNOE, by the Earl of BeacOnsted, with key.
152. A CONFIDENTIAL AGENT, by James Payn.
I53 love AND LIFE, by Charlotte M. Yonge.
155. DR.. WORRIES SCHOOL, by Anthony TToliope.
Isl. AsPHODEIA by NJ. E. BTaddon.
I62. SUNRISE, by William Black.
1866 "REMINISCENCES By TROs, CARLYLE, ed by Froude
1856 Ny FIRST OFFER, ETC. Stories by Mary Cecil Hay
100 AT THE SEASIDE ETC Stories. by Mary Cecil Hay.
1876 The BEAUTIFUL WRETCH. by W. Black
$50. MARION Fay, by Anthony TTollOpe. Illustrated
$50. THE LADY MAUD by W. Clark Russell.
261 $50 THEY WERE MARRIED By Walter Besant and
James Rice Illustrated.
271. SEIF-MADE, by Samuel Smiles.
ga WEIGHED AND WANTING, by George Macdonald
SIS. A BAD Boys DIARY
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OF the mucous membrane.
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ID Il Outftfree Address TRUE Co. Augusta Name
The Hazlehurst signal., 1883-12-20

In 1877 the European system Of post,
age was adopted. in q manner which, We
are assured, llas won tho admiration u
Ill for 'igners. Prior to this there did
10. exit any national system Of post
SO, owing to the feutlal disposition Of
tho country. II uny one wolild wish TO
realize the primitive condition OF post
Office servicc III 1891 they may turn to .
pict,,rc IN the "Capilal Of tho Tycoon
If po .tmnn in native costuine-that ID,
with u loin hand uniy, TO leave his limbs
rrre, running along the high road q
sped. md u small box slung by pole
ovcr his saou.d, n; aud, in case Of his
irlirny l,u,. or other accident, lio Ia 40
.'onp ,llicti IL, double; 70 take on the
,ackaGc III his place TO the next stage.
The Government used to dispatch such
messengers. and occasionally private
firms Tho comparison With. what now
Exists carries M back many centuries.
though only tlis work Of Eve years.
here arr u"w nail routes OF more than
$1,000 mi. :. in nc ~, operation, and COL
.postoilic.~. beside l2i receiving agen.
sics, 1886 stamp agencies and 703 street
'otter-hqScs. The number Of letters
forwarded in 1876 was 81. ONO. 0o0. being
~ increase of Of per cent oker that OF
s74, according 10 Mr.. Mounsey's RE
port on the finance Of japan" The
l'o.tnge OF IN of,'innry letter in the
large ,owrs is I cent ul.), and 2 cents
DID, for :he rest Of the empire. Post
mrs a.c cs,,i d for one-half these
'har.,s. Aud in 1876 o monoy.ordci
,,rtsm Was adopted, AMI within two
cars there Were $40 pos,onlces where
'n,ein could be obtained and cashod.
and IL. is The country whore, ten years
,.forc, the cGcf thought was how for.
liquors could ut be expelled or e1ter.
Minated, AMI all their .pestil.nt innova
,ions sc;.t after them - Contemporary
hGCICu. sai| ~" --;
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rry RrrI.Rs poo.

"rhe.c is moro rumancc about my
business il.Ah ,,r think I could toll
you a story about De Di;.er's doc
ii, e. ,ba' would l.l,l 'us yes. Per.
haps, yyu surt icyo At, but it's 30.
every Nor, ~ q. told y"ua while ago
that I Oh ia ~ ~ vas big reward for
finding d.. n est $4,000 to look
fur Ben BGtler'e les, anil Yet Tiger has
never been ionai. The case was
this way: Some i've or six years
ago Butler had very iii,e Siberian
bloc lloTnd that no priced very highly.
anil wLi,h had been given to him by
b. ton friend. Ons day the dog was
missing. ami Mr.. Batter was very angry.
He advert. I'll extensively for Tiger, but
for many days h. coull hear nothing
from his favorite. At length the dog
~as brought nome 10y young man, AMI
Mr.. Butler willingly paid him IS Us .
reward. Soon aftcrwsrd Tiger was again
missing. and the same agony was sui.
fend ~ Mr.. Batter. Again tho same
young mali rcturhcl the deg. and Mr..
Bu,lt. agau s..vilSd out q v. But this
time he titd up che dog, and ordered tho
man 10 keep an extra watch upon his
kennel. In threo weeks that dog was
again missing, and no search thst could
be made turned him up. Mr.. Butler
had tho young man who had twice found
him hunted up 10y the police, and 40
cused him Of having stolen Tiger. The
charge couldn't be proven, however.
al thcn detectives acro put to work On
tho case. They soon reported that the
dog La.l eft the city. Mr.. Butler, Wis
iaus thu treasury Department, had
talk with Mr.. Whitney. who put several
L.cmbSIs y. the secret service on the
rack III that dog. First they got clew
oi Tiger away up in New York State.
Then they heard from him in Portland,
Me-, and again in indianapolis, Ind.
They visited many cities, and tho people
thought they we're looking for counter.
ieit,rs aud bogus p'a;cs They were in
reaii., alter But,,r's dog. But after o
search Of nearly u year they gave up the
cha, nj Gges has never to this day
been Lead rom. "-Famous Dog Catch
CT. I" I;.shi,gtoa RepubIican. 4
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DURATION OF Lltx.

Dc"Hf AON VIZ k<Sbs
The duration Of the lie Of man has
been subject Of discussi6n Tor ages ID
all ciyilizol lands. Iiie seems. and is,
indeed, 10 very abort 10 those who can
really enjoy il, and who AFRO anxious TO
nchiove something, that thcrs il nat
nral longing in the human family for ia
sxteilsiou. Quacks, cnarlaisns, md nd
vcnturers have alwnys taken advantage
Of this desire and turned il 10 their
profit CASANOVA, st. German and
Cagliostro traded extensively on it, pre-.
tending TO have lived fot ccntufies, aud
10 immortal. The elixir Of Life aud
tho waters Of the fountain Of pcrpet-
nal youth were myths Of tho Middle
Ags. and appealed TO tho crslulous
long after. Men Of much learning and
raro scicntiio attaininents have lAd
faith in tho potential longevity that has
mover been attained. Button declatca
that every person who docs not die
by accident should turn his hundreith
year. Hufclnud, tho eminent German
physician, contends, in his renowned
cart Of Prolougins Life" that II may
reach 200 years. So very little Is known
d ihs laws Of human being and continu-
alton that their possibilities suggest
endless and curious speculation. II IL
by no means improbable that in this era
Of scientific progrcss and discovery, Ger.
tain momentous truths may be arrived
at, which shall be the means Of length
cning. life. It is altogether reasonable
TO suppose, however. that the race lasts
o., long now as it has ever done, II II
dUs net lust longer. 1t is natural
tendency Of the average mind 10 regard
the psRt as superior 70 the present, al.
though whatever we know. Of the Kos
mos teaches us that things do not i'm.
prove backward. The many accounts
we have Of extraordinary longevity in
ancient, and even in later days, must be
received with largo allowance, for most
Of them are plainly falsehools. Pllny's
story tf men in the reign Of vespasian'
who lived 10 DO la5, AMI l4g
must 10 set down with tho
averment about Henry jenkins
dying in Yorkshire, England;
some two centuries since, ut 100. and
Of Thomas Par going 10 his grave
at $50. They are obviously gross eIag.
gerations, having little more foundation
in fact than Barnum's advertisements
that Joicc Hcth was lGl, when an an.
topsy proved her to be not over 80.
There have been instances Of persons
staying on this planet for ITO or liz
years; but they arc very select few.
and have hardly ever been verified Tho
utmost limit Of asccrtained life seems 70
DO LOG to lOs. and very rarely do they
who arc or ditcd with Such nge actually
reach it Nun usually claimed, with his
supreme egotism. to he The longest
49,. ",::a q ." {; ;a. But the pike, the
crow, the elephant and Certain apeciea
u The esgle are rcputed TO outlast him.
-Ncu York 1InCS,
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AMOUR LOVE.
Mr.. Redundancy has noticed

Mr.. Redundancy has noticed '
that ,.e boy who Is most afraid oi
e. s:.ls .. the nrst TO DO corralled into
Da.rimen..
Tat l.. Little boys prefer boys "a
girls.
That IA = Ion change, never 10 SO
back to tlsd AIRY love.
That the little girls love the girls
bH:t
ahssthcy don't get over their prefer.
ence so .oon rs the boys do-some u
hem never.
That women ,ovo the men because
tSy love cEerything they have " take
care OF.
That men love women because they
can't help IL.
ThG, tue wife loves her husband 70
VOL that she has no thoughts for other
men.
Iha, the husband 50 loves his wife
that Ia loves nj women Tor her sake.
That the married man is apt to thinl
himself al.kiliiug among the fair ser
simply because nc ha> found one woman
fool enough ~ marry him.
That hoInely husbands are the best
They never forget the compliment paid
them by tn IL wives in accepting them.
That homely wives are the truest
They know how TO mako the most o.
what they have.
That tie man who marries late in life
docs well.
That tho man who marries young does
,htt,r.
r That tho man who never marries Is 10
3s pitiel
Tnat the woman who msrriss does
well.
Thai The woman who does not mari,
aocs settler riue times out Of ten.-Bot
81. Transcript
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loRsAr CTR p.,rrn.

The working force On a great cit,
Journal like the New York 7yibuns md
Herald is sys.cmstizxl GRADED and |.
aimost ss complex a, tb,, uf IN, n,un;ci.
pal covernme, There |. Ar, Al.
or.in.chicf sometim, "a lint pn. Al.
ways, Part owner Of the journal. scc.
opd, the managing editor the, follow
the night editor. nows editor. editorial
writer's. the li,erarv And a,,;,,,,ur,,
editors. the dramaiie m,sIpal ,,J ~,
critics. tho man where Il, ,;,,m !, !. :,
mako nm Column. of ,,..0,;,,. ., 80.
sonsls. OF education Il or .rt no,.. Tho
snoring. cb,r;tab,. aud q. .h;,, .a;,,r.
the nccrolocist who kcens b;,cra,,,is,
IF nro.,x III,
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AZ zrnSolocIsr's yArserrxcx.


Mr.. Francis II. Gushing. the young
sthnologist. who was sent ont by the
Smithsonian Institution Ia study tho in'
ner life of the Pueblo Indians q New
Mexico. had some strange adveut'lrcs
when he was initiated into the secret or.
der OF the Zunis. Having secured q
scalp--a necessary rre,luis,,c-in the
ear with the Apacbcs, he presented
oimseif to the council 81 Zuui warriors,
and, like Othello, though wi,f.a differ
cnt purpose and to different audience,
tod the story Of his vaIor in war. After
much persuasion on his part lie was.
snally accepted rs suitable candidate.
and the ceiemoni, began. dc WIS
taken 10 tic buryiDg ground, where
shsm fight, with prayers AID Songs in.
terspersed, cnsucd. Crying q pole, on
cliich was the se..lr. he the Earcheda ut
tho head Of the yelling land OF Indians
To some gardens, where the pole VIA
STAG. in III. -soc Then ur'il tv'''
inS l.c Ind tho plea ure u s.,'.., 80
ticnless or CT ant hill filed witt aus
which d0ubt..Ss made tho nns. q; "a.
unexpected .rpor.naiIy. After III. e.
prayers and other CEREMONIES ha Va T,
formally iaAen int the order. Ii.
followed march arnnd tine town. a
score or more VI Ill IS u.r1 klIle.l to civ,
variety 10 the day. festivities, and I
young fellow MIS- ih,n hurried oil -
baptized IN "a child OF the parrots l.
"a son VI tho caSles." F.; ,iie liz =; '.r
inys he was licked M without Ia
meat. oil or tobacco" being ioiu"Met
10 soc any one. Nor was this oil. III
the ensuing twelve days thu ceremonies
Of this mystic ol,lcr were contiru.. .--i
Of them he writes IA L i,i,ud ia BSstor
"Frcsain M incrory n they ar. tie
seem to me- the graldcet, mot i't.'rs,
ing. weird and terrible e1poricEnyr .Dl
days that my life hasever seen, hod VI
up the sub-deptlis Of meaning TO my 80.
searches in Zuni." II, us he My, til,
was the least wonderful part u: a,, ex.
pcricuce, no will return from ~ hand
Of The Pueb.os with narrative al .tra-
ing interest, and With ,A,,ch vai.ani.
information regarding clio descendants"
The MonteErp.aA
The Hazlehurst signal., 1883-12-20

PAuAp:LrBi. man has perfected an
invention whereby sour hraut can be
ioiled in the hOuse without any OF tho
inmates smelling IT. Tue invention con-
aists Of a small Ever.liSe pad OF Lin.
burger cheese worh under the nose
Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
To poets: IN orier 20 write poetry
snit.blo iur Publication, il is necessary,
frst. either to understand the mtof versi.
fication or 10 possess SinSular!y correct
ear; second, I'll. pet must have some
yhing 10 writ, ahcui. something moro
tllan a general DEER "a die or be star;
snd third. when H., i,els tho fit coming
ON he should go all olacken stove.
A STORY comes al tie way from Atkin-
son. Kansas. 10 cxpl,in Why Clara Louise
Kellogg hat nrvyr married. In her
school days size f. 20 love with poor
by, and they exchanged VOWS OF con
stancy. She VET '''.. stage aud made
4. fortune. dc tlsc,df,l that he would
cot become her husband until his wealth
es,ualed hers--anL j; mas never done so,
trough H. has struggled hard TO increase
j: 70 the require amount.
q woulL save Sg'at deal Of ombar'
,1ssnent and PERHAPS add tn their emol'
gu,cuts If cl,rgynen generally were &c
charge a liked rate Sor nnfryiug couples
.--e.S s. fer ts,c tirst offence, Sl0 for the
,ec,nd. e. fr .hc third. and 30 on.
Thcv might ,v,. iea.s iiczets, a. they dc
in milk iac,cl b, viii reduction Y
oersons taking aYgaatI'y. In order e
encourage lsTlu. w,ii,eG, the obshonld
y, dome very ,ipsily Ia yO,lig couples
eut tie clergy ,ou.i ,asc V sIt 81 widow
- aud old harii,'n's
The Hazlehurst signal., 1883-12-20

Here Is another strnw. A man who
went through IN excursion train Of 0Op
passengers taking q Presidential vote
didn't tiud single Hancock man. r.
S--Ho didn't fnd Garfield man
either, for the FIRST person he aocpssed
knocked him down.. and dozen Others
wiped up the floor With him and wedged
hin, so East. under seat that al tho
passe.;sen, cscslel before he oouldTe-
lease himself. He has declared himsclf
in favor Of the anti. Masonic candidates.
his treatment IL lie, oar having uadc
him dead opposed to grips. Ho wa
gri'pcl toe much
The Hazlehurst signal., 1883-12-20
NOR A rAMiLr Afra1n.

An Aus.in boy cams home from school
very much exc.tcd and told his father
that lao believed all human beings
we're descended from apes, which made
the old man 30 mad that he replied an
grily: ~
"Ihat may be tho case with you, but
it amt with me; I can toll you that,
now. "-Ttras SgtiaJs.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1883-12-20
rsrfFr ~ PRINCE.

The sense Of ceunomy and thrift Of
tho French people is especially striking
to those who havo lived much in other
countries. Nearly exsrybody possesses
something 10 this country. II anybody
does not, you may DO pretty sure it v
his own fault. Love Of economy often
verges ON avarice. Go into any house
in Paris, question til, servants. an ! you
may DO certain tina. almost every one OF
them has soms SIN Ill treasure in the
shape Of cash or bonds. II is the saving
OF every day. The old servant in the
house will often consult hi master about
how lie is to employ his money. The
head servant OF private house here,
who has often filed my glass ut 'ble,
IA. sa;s., snoruh 10 bring Linn in f7Oo
a wear. He has been for twenty-five
years in tho ,ame Aiiss,::AtiOn' and does III.
duty o, strictly Us he did the first day OIL
ais service. He seldom ,go"s out, never
takes anything between his meals, aud
al no gtils IL carefully put aside. l
have me: with 30 many examples that l
am bound to believe this thrift 10 be tue
rule. A careful observer, who has occa'
sion to mix with tho middle classes III
France, will be even more struck by the
qualities lave indicated. Tic whole
mode Of living Ia made subscrvient to
the children; tho babe has hardly seen
Il u, light bc'ors tie raIcn.s ore alrsauy
saving for him. Every child's future Is
provided for at his cradle by the earnest
efforts OF his parents, and II y raroy
their fualt IL they do not succeed
There il curious exception to this a.
most general rule--the workman, tho
artisan hero you apd many. aud es.
pecially tho better paid. in toNna and
cities. who have not rrcicrved the good
quail It's al 49,. ~ couptrvmen.
Here YOU find Drunkenness, improv;'
lsuce, aid With iHe'" C"mriuni.m.
Still it may 10 confidently l"cMred 'hA'
these are smal! minoritI.;T Y'mda
The Hazlehurst signal., 1883-12-20
ODDS AND tNHI

Axp We arise to nsk. What Isl thai
uakes o locomotive tefdorf
IT /, said that two Of The hest steel en-
gravers in this country n'r wnineh'
The bride and bridegroom at n Nash
Vile wedding hnd only "'c ssap'eot
NEVER attempt to yet ria!' to r'ndly:
You may cut q coupon oo that II VIII NOV
DO redeemed 700 81.
A'MAS may lie TO cxtrcmc old a6c.
and then commit the biggest inist'iIe o.
bic lifo.
AoooaDISo 10 Victor Hugo 70 call o
man an ass is ~ compliment him. Hugo
thinks the ass.is the wiscst OF creature.
NEVER does o man believe "a strongly
In the attraction Of eravitation us wher
he sits down in acllair AID finds it gone
THERE have been three great Ir,ings-.
Warrington Irvings, Irving the famous
London preacher. and Irving the actor.
|. A STUPID man, ia buying hook, said
70 tho bookseller, 81 will take two copies
while AIN cEuut II, as MAY Wish "
read IL twice." az rs
,MASY women VII, arc really brave
pale every time tl,.yifiid tltinssl'es IN
front Of the loNsiny Biiss WITH a'powder
puff in their h'uds. .5.
, A BLUE ST ing iias written an essay
on "Thc Disadvantage o! BeinS Pretty. )
Most girls are soca-Ia,::r,d ni'l willing
70 put up viii, the disadvantages.
A VERY curious Incident occurred near
Louisville the o;htr day. railroad train
being thrown frcm the track without IN
juring Anybody above the rank oi major.
Their; art some 30. 900 more females
than males IN P!iilad.lphia. aud Yet some
people wonder why some girls MARRY bow
legged mcn.-IHitaiciphia C'sroHicte'
Herald. s.f Sc ..'l
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4 rwo-EoaEp sort OF girl: She
Cbe sitcbingly)--"oh. am 80 glad YOU
rie going to see me t. my caEri 'se. Mr..
Browne I" He C',;i'reD.-" In itvd.
md may I ssk VIII - she" Oh, bs-
cause the g.rls AZ 80 ioliu'ls. AMI !
want 10 prove ia i ~ not inoh.pol,ze
all tie gool.i ,oAns men." Bovine
satisfied. but not ~ lappy us be espeos-
49, " be. -
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ADour 5000 pounds Of roses arc 10
quired to produce one pound OF the otto
OF roses. Thus delightful perfume Ia
chiefly produced in Bulgaria, where tho
annual average production Of otto be-
tween 1861 ,nl ie7l was 400 1000 nett
Gala; that OF 1873 5O.UOo, valued al
100000. The pcolucs OF 1889 VIC
estimated al the yAlIa OF ABOUT 81, 900
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ID 'ou. largo IG page paper oiled With
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ETC., In sen, 3 mos IN TBiAL for 70 cents;
and We send EVERY subeciber FREE QUE
now Holiday P.ckAxe. consisting OF ~
H. ces POPULAR music. 10 Interesting games
/ pack IT ng- and ortnne-.slllpg caras,' J
rack Hold to Light cards. I TACK fun =
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