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New-York tribune., 1883-10-25
THRILLING PUNISHMENT FOR MR.. sAvIN.

At meeting of the Governing Committee of the
Stock Exchange, yesterday Francis w. Savin, of
Savin n NandcrhOOf, was suspended from the priv
icges of the Exchange for one day az a punishment
for indec0rous conduct. Some months ago Mr..
Savin had slight difference, Oh the floor of the
Exchange, with +. NJ. 1hieriot, who is connected
with l.. Won Hoffman d Co. After the exchange OF
"A few angry words Mr. Savin struck at Mr.. Theriot
with considerable power and viciOuSncss. The
force of the blow was spent upon the smiling cOun-
tcnance of Joseph ii. Taylor, who happened to be
standing in the same group. Mr.. Taylor did not
resent the insult, but Mr.. rhicriot, at whom the
blow was aimed, was compelled to bring the matter
to the attention of the Governing Committee. Ii
was Mr. Savin's second offence and the bylaws Of
the Exchange provided that repetition of such an
offence may subject member 10 expulsion. lIav-
ing been once suspended for thirty days, Mr.. Sayin
pleased at the mildncss of his sentence yester
day. IL was announced officially that the usual
punishment had been mtigated in this instance in
consideration OF the ample apology made by Mr..
Savin both To Mr. ThicTiot and to the Stock Ex-
change. IL is understood that President Hatch was
an earnest advocate in behalf of compassionate
verdict.
New-York tribune., 1883-10-25

q
The reRinq TELEGRAM yesterday published a
wholly incorrect account of a collision between the
felryboat Planfeld, belonging TO the Central
Railroad of New-Jersey, and the ferryboat Pha-
delphia of the Brooklyn and Erie Annex line. 1t
smoke of the intense excitement among the paSsen-
gers of the Painield and said that the Philadelphia
was forced to go to the Pavona slip for repairs.
TRIBU found Captain James A. Clinton IN
the pilot-hOuse of the Philadelphia Il should
Just like to get hold of the man who wrote that
piece in The elegram," he said. I'd make him
think he had been in the worst kind of % collision.
Why the thing is manufactured out of whole cloth.
There was no collision and there was no excite
ment among the passengers. The truth of the mat
ter is this Our Slip at tOmmunipaw is next to the
Plainfeld's slip. This morning as | was backing
out of the slip the Panfield started for Ncw-IOT
waited for her TO leave the slip, and she did so
she sagged around bit and scrapcd my bow. |
didn't know anything about it until reached the
pier at the Erie depot. The decl-hand there called
nv attention TO where a little piece about nine
inches long had been Clipped out of the stem. The
whole damage won't amount to So"
Captain Amos SandfOrd of the Painficld said that
the first news he heard of the collision was from
The Telegram. awe may have scTaped the Phila-
delphia he said, but If we did didn't know any
thing about it. There was certainly no excitement
aboard this boat. If there was panic every time
we made close shave it would be pancky pretty
much all the time"
New-York tribune., 1883-10-25

CPECIAL STUDENTS in Technical Chem- n
Laboratory the stevens Institute Of Technology hO'
M.
New-York tribune., 1883-10-25
ELEVATED STATION AMBULANCE CALLS

ELEVATED SlAIlON AMBJl4ANtL CALl-S'
Arrangements are being made to extend the am
buance service in the city by sending calls for am
balances over the telegraph wires Of the elevated
railroads to Police Headquarters. Mr.. Crowley,
superintendent of the police telegraph recently
told the Police Commissioners that the directors of
the elevated roads willing to have their wires
used for the purpose, and he directed to report
plan for connecting the police wi res with those on
the elevated railroads. 1t has been decided 10
establish communication by telephone between
Police Headquarters and the elevated stations IN
Bleecker and Houston SITS. The necessary instTu-
ments and wires will cost only $50. When the
arrangements are completed it will be possible to
send a call for an ambulance FROM any Of the l09
elevated railroad stations, and the call will be
transmitted from Police Headquarters 10 the hos
pital nearest the station. Mr.. Crowley thinks that
less than five minutes will be required in calling an
ambulance to any part of the city, while under the
present system OF sending calls from the pol ice sta
tiOns long delays occur frequently. An elevated
station can be found readily in of accident,
while many persons do not know where the police
stations 1t sometimes happens that delay IN
calling ambulance the death of an injured
person.
New-York tribune., 1883-10-25
LUNDBORG's RHENIsH COLOGNE.

SKINNY MEN.-" Wells Health Remover re
stores health and yigOr cures Dyspepsia Impotence e.
New-York tribune., 1883-10-25

An examination was held in the TOmbs Police
Court yesterday in the case Of Mrs. Gertine Pailer
of No. 240 East Northumberland l. ighth-st.,
charged with having induced Sophie Clark, young
girl, to commit number of rObberies in houses
where the latter employed az domestic. JUS
tice White committed the accused woman to answer
charge Of receiving stolen goods. The girl Clark
is retained in custody on the complaint of Mrs.
Henry K. LounsbeTy, of No. $50 Fifth-ave., who,
New-York tribune., 1883-10-25

)REIGg STEAMERS DUE At THIS PORT.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
Advice 10 Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teethi II SO,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs. Wins.
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth
ing Its value is incalculable, 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer immed-
lately. Depend upon it, mothers, there is
no mistake about it. 1t cures dysentery and
diarihga, regulates the stomach and bow
els, cures wind collie, softens the gums, re-
duces inflammation, and gives tone and
energy to the whole system. Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teething
is pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip.
ton of one Of the oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States,
and is for sale by all druggists throughout
the world. Price 25 cents bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
One Of tha Old Stock.

Colonel Thurmond, of Athens, an
attorney, had an instrument of writing
in court the validity of which needed TO
be proven, and which could only be
done by the owner of the signature
found thereon swearing to the same.
The witness was called, and an old
gray haired man, who had lived over
his three score and ten, took the stand
and Colonel Thurmond handed him the
paper and asked;
"Is that your signature, sir?"
The old gentleman looked at the pa
per closely and said
"Wa'al, I'll tell yer, lie Citing old,
and my eye-sight are not so good as it
wunst was, but if somebody will loan
me pair of specks, praps kin cipher
1t out.
A pair Of glasses were furnished him,
and he scrutinizingly gazed at the docu-
ment again.
We'll" said the lawyer:
The witness continued to peer at the
paper.
Very wellr' Col Thurmond said
again, waiting for the witness to decide.
"Wa'al' said the old man, that ar is
my fist"
you can come down, sir
But instead Of coming down the
old man turned his eyes on the court,
and after gazing at him, said;
"Jedge, is you old man Nath Hutch
ms boy?"
HE was my father answered the
court.
"Wa'al, give me your hand, ledge,
kaze | loved yer daddy, and | is awful
glad to see his boy followin' in his foot
marks.
The court gave the old man his hand,
and after shaking it heartily, the wit
moss stepped from the stand and started
out of the courtroom. When he had
gotten out of the bar, and was about
midway of the hall, he turned abruptly
about and said in rather a loud tone Of
voice:
"Here--here's them ar specks, il any
OF youns wants EN-"
The courtroom was in an uproar of
laughter, but the old man never smiled,
as he returned the glasses and left the
house. Ebert (fd.) South.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
No Fool Like One Of Advanced Years,

ever have any amusing experiences
from circus. truck girlsp'
Lots of them, and some of them very
funny. | remember one season was in
small--Indana town waiting for my
circus TO come. 1 was waiting in the
bar-room OF the hotel reading, when the
landlord came up To me and said that
there was lady in the parlor that want
ed to see me, went TO the room and
found there lady apparently about 45
years of age. In all my experiences |
do not think have ever seen a thinner
woman in my life. Honestly, do not
believe she weighed more than sixty
pounds. When | entered the room she
began bowling and Sinking in ludic-
rous manner, and it required consider
able will power to keep straight face,
She inquired if was the circus manag-
Grand being answered in the affirmative,
she got right down to business and said
she wanted an engagement. OF course
! asked her the usual questions Of ex-
perience, and, as | expected, found that
she had none, but was confident in her
own undoubted ability to make great
sensation as an equestrienne. | told her
to call again the day that the circus was
here and we would give her trial As
soon rs the tent was up had one of the
men to place the mechanic in position.
The mechanic, you know, is machine
used on learners TO keep them from fall
ling. Well, let several of the perform
ers into the secret, and secured Miss
Stokes riding dress, one of those short
balloon affairs, YOU know, and with the aid
of one of the concert girls, got the old
lady all arraycd, and can tell YOU she
was sight But she had great nerve
and considerable good luck, for she went
around ON the horses back two or three
times without losing her balance. The
horse was whipped up little faster and
that made her dizzy, and away she went
but the mechanic kept her from hurt
ing herself. In fifteen minutes she beg
ged to be let down and that ended all
the ambition to be circus rider. sub
sequently learned that she was worth in
her owe name over $50, 900, and that her
family was one of the Oldest in the state. "
Circus Man, in Philadelphia Item.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
To The West.


There are number OF routes leading to
the aforementioned section, but the direc,
and reliable route is via Saint Louis aud
over the Missouri Pacific Railway. Two
trains daily are run from the Grand Union
Depot, Saint Louis to Kansas City, Leaven.
worth, Atchison, St. Joseph and Omaha.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars OF the very
tir cs, make are attached to all trains.
At Kansas City Union Depot, passengers
for Kansas, COLORADO, New Mexico and Cal.
itHrnis "onpect with express trains of all
lines.
AT Atchison, connection is made with
express trains for Kansas and Nebraska
points
At Omaha, connection is made with the
Overland train for California.
This line offers to parties enroute TO the
West and Northwest, not only fast time
and superior Accommodations, but beautiful
scenery, as it passes through the finest por-
tion of Missouri and Nebraska. Send for
illustrated maps, pamphlets, &c, OF this
line, which will be mailed free.
9. b. KINNAN, +. CHANDLER,
Asst Gen'l Pass. Agent. GENT Pass Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
The Vanished Choir.

Once more after years, in the quaint ole
church,
To the choir bent my ear
But vainly through 1t made listening search
For the voices once held so dear.
No lack of melodious art was there,
still grand were the chords of praise,
Yet missed with pang the familiar air
Ot the choir OF my boyhoods days.
The sweet, pure food of my sisters voice,
OF my brothers, fulltoncd and clear
And or yet dearer, whose accents choice
Made my pulses stir 10 hear;
And OF friend and neighbor, each quite dis
tinct,
In the symphony-where were they7
Gone, vanished and mute-a chain disinked-
An accord that had died away
mourncd their loss: and then vague and dim
Grew the notes OF the later choir;
And there seemed 10 swell on the air hymn
Rich and strong with the old-time fire,
With thrill ecstatio recognized
Each tone In remembrance kept
While that one dear voice, than OF all more
priced
Ny innermost heart-strings swept.
So real IL was that turned my head
To the singers, as il TO see
The prayerfu eyes OF my beautiful dead
Looking down, as of old, on me;
When the spell was dissolyed-I recalled no
face,
No glance, the new choir among,
And the dream-hymn, fading gave gradual
place
10 the psalm that was being sung.
Sad and sedate through the Gothic door
Ipassed with the goodly throng.
And the quaint little church was hushed once
more,
So TO rest for whole week long;
But for days and days, in recesses gray
OF memory long locked fast
phantom choir held sovereign sway
With the anthems of the past.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
Bill Nye in the Tolls.

"Who is running the Boomerang in
your absence, Mr., Nye?'
80, it's running
Seriously, who is taking your work."
Nobody is taking it very seriously,
but it is good deal more serious than
when | was there
"Who is your candidate for Presiden-
cyp"
well il you won't give it away |
will tell you. | should like to see Lydia
Pinkham at the head of the govern.
ment. "
Lydia Pnkham?"
"Yes; Lydia, the same. She and ]
used to be engaged, but | broFe it off be.
cause she was such giddy young thing.
Still, | feel that she lost good deal in
losing me, and should like to see hel
have something to make up for it,
what is the rest Of your slate?"
"You make that out. I'm only par.
tcular about Lydia"
at is rumored that you thought OF
running yoursef?'
81 did, but was only fooling"
What do you think Of the Cars cor.
opation?"
"Id rather he should be coroner-a ted
than l. Now, my friend, l feel stupid
interval coming on. Remember ! am
an invalid and 90 easy with your ques,
tons. l know the trying situation in
which you are placed. There is my
cousin and his wife gazing ut you as il
you were an escaped curiosity. know
how it is myself. The general public
looks upon newspaper folks as peculiar
specimens. | have had people before
now look at me as if they wondered how
got away. 1t is painful, shudderins
curiosity similar to that with which a
smallpox doctor is generally regarded.
Don't stare at my bald head, 1t won''
do you any good to ask me where lost
my hair, for won t tell you, and wont
tell either what is making it grow in
again. You don't take me for a patent
medicine advertisement, hope?"
mo. 1t is true that Wyoming women
like to vote?'
Eyes, but that's got nothing to dc
with the condition Of my Uranium"
"How do they generally vote"
"ln ballot boxes
NO. but which partyP"
depends on whether the party Il
sweetheart or husband, They often vote
against the latter party if he doesn't e
alright on temperance questions. There
used to be woman Justice Of the Peac,
out there, and she fined her husband fol
getting drunk. Women are eligible a
jurymen in Wyoming. They ride t.
election in carriages and seem to enjoy
it."
"Would you intimate, sir, that 20,
have no more to say? ! wished to ash
your opinion of the Presidential success
sion If anything had happened in con
sequence of theshrimp salad Mr.. Arthur
took at Savannah the other day"
Took? He didn't take it,. A SLOW
smile overspread the face of Bill Nye
His kindly eyes cleaned. He pulled
his mustache ends up around the corne
of his nose. Ale didn't take that salad
He only borrowed it., Goingp Don
hurry. Stay and beat me at whist
Goodbye; sorry to have seen you II
such an unpleasant capacity. Goo
night. Sweet dreams. ~ Chicago Int
Oce0n.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
RIVER ITEMS.

The Silver Cloud from Paducah will re-
port here at p. m. connecting with |. G..
X. Il. and leave on her return trip at 80
p. IN.
The City of New Orleans departed late
last evening for the Crescent City. She had
a tair trip.
The Mary Houston from New Orleans
passed up last night with fair trip for
Cincinnati
The Cons, Millar for Memphis IS due to-
night See w +. Lsmbdin, Passenger
Agent, and secure tickets at low rates.
The Hudson from Shawneetown is due to-
night and goes to st. Louis. The Hudson
has accommodations and her officers are all
polite and courteous. w +. Lambdin, Pas
senger Agent, will furnish tickets to st.
Louis or way points at low figures.
The Belle Memphis leaves St. Louis this
evening for Vicksburg and is due here
Sunday evening.
Yesterday was dull day aud to hot for
comfort.
The b. 5. Rhea from Nashville is due
here tomorrow evening.
The Ella Kimbrough has retired for a
few days, but will soon be ready for bust
ness again.
The river marked by the gauge at this
port last evening 81 feet 6 inches and fall
ing.
The W. P. Halliday leaves St. Louis this
evening for New Orleans
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
Hop Bitters are the PureSt aud Best
Bitters ever Made.

They are compounded from Hops, Malt,
Buchu, Mandrake and Dandeloin-the old
est, best, and most valuable medicines
in the woodland contain all the best and
most curative properties of all other rem
edies, being the greatest Blood Purifier,
Liver Regulator, and Life and Health Re-
storing Agent on earth. No disease or i'll
health can possibly long exist where these
Bitters are used, so varied and perfect are
their operations.
They give new life and vigor to the aged
and infrm. To all whose employments
cause irregularity of the bowels or urinary
organs, or require an appetizer, Tonic and
mild Stimulant Hop Bltters are invaluable,
being highly curative, tonic and stimua-
ting, without intoxicating,
No matter what yUar feelings or symp-
toms are, what the disease or ailment is
use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until you
are sick, but if you only feel bad
or miserable, use Hop Bitters at
once. 1t may save your life.
Hundreds have been saved by so doing.
$500 will be paid for case they will not
cure or help.
DO not suffer or let your friends suffer,
but use and urge them to use Hop Bitters.
Remember Hop Bitters is no vile, drugged
drunken nostrum, but the Purest and
Best Medicine ever made; the Invalid 5
Friend and Hope, and no person or family
should be without them. Try the Bitters
to-day. 60
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
To What End Shall We Educate2

Mr., Sill puts his educational theory in
the following nutshell, which, as will be
seen, finds no room for nature. He says:
"The truth is, there is n permanent as
piration in man for spiritual enlarge
ment, for higher and richer planes OF
intellectual being. This aspiration has
in every age reached out, no doubt
more or less blindly, after whatever was
greatest and best in preceding human
attainments. Latin and Greek have
been studied, not alone, as our author
almost seems TO suppose, as words and
for words sake, but for the vital con-
tact they give with the living mon who
thought in Latin and Greek.
Now, granting this permanent hun
ger for spiritual enlargement, the ques-
ton still remains how that hunger is to
be appeased. Mr.. Sill says by "the
accumulation Of man thought and feel
ing concerning human life and affairs
But Whdt accumulation Why, the
literary treasures of Greek and Latin,
of course. The warnings of human
nature after intellectual illumination
are to be met, not from the magnificent
treasures of truth which are now the
grandest possessions of humanity, but
by the undeveloped thought of two
thousand years ago, and by bringing
the minds of our youth Unto vital con-
tact with the living men who thought
In Latin and Greek" Theabsurdity is
self-evident. Mems aspirations are not
10 be thus satisfied. The thought con-
corning human life and affairs which
we require for mental cultivation is
modern thought-thc knowledge which
bears upon the emergencies to be en-
countered, Only by the light of the
most advanced science can affairs In
these times be intelligently dealt with.
Our age Is full of living questions which
can only be resolved by modern meth.
DDS. TO go back thousands Of years
after the Intellectual help we need Is
simply to shirk the responsibilities Of
the present age,--Iopular Science
Monthly.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
DIopsy and Rheumatism.

Dropsica and Rheumatic persons find
the use of Speer's Port Grape Wine, OF New
Jersey, of incalcuable benefit. Its purity
and valuable properties have given it a
wide reputation among physicians through
out this country and Europe. This wine
took the highest premium at the late Cen
tennjal. It's excellent for weary and de-
bilitated females, aid used by the best fam
Ines in New York as an evening family
wine. For sale by Paul. G, Schulz,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
The Population OF the Air.

Ancient Panthcism animates all ma
ture. Gnomes in caverns, naiads in
springs, sylphs in the air, represented
life, pervading everything. Twenty
centuries have passed, science has re-
suscitated these elementary genii under
the form of organic germs; and we are
forced to-day to recognize that the real
ity surpasses all the bold conceptions
of the fable. From pole to pole the at
mosphere transports myriads of micros-
copic animals and plants They are
counted by hundreds in each cubic me-
ire of air that we breathe in Paris. De-
veloping themselves in the organic in
fusions into which they fall, they soon
determine their complete decomposition;
and they play their parts in virulent dis
eases and in lamentations. No doubt
is permissible on this point after the ad-
mirable labors of NJ. Pasteur; and ev-
cry day new workman brings his stone
as contribution to the grand editice Of
which this illustrious Psychologist has
drafted the plan and himself laid the
impregnable foundations M Louis o.
iuier, in Popular Science Monthly for
Mdy.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09
Change Of Mind.

| declined to insert your advertisement OF
Hop Bitters last year, because then
thought they nigh, not be promotive of the
cause OF Temperance, but find they are, and
avery valuable medicine, myself and wife
having been greatly benefited by them,
and take great pleasure in making them
known. Rev. JOHN SEAMAN,
Editor Home Sentinel, Alton, n. Y.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09


CAlRU BAPTIST Corner Tenth and Poplar
Y streets; preaching fret aud third SUNDAY. In
ZACH month, II a in and 1880 p. M prayer meet
NJ Thursday, 1;GOp. n sunday school, 9;2O am.
Rev. A. j. HESS Pastor
CHURCH or TIE KRDRKAkR-(E Episcopal
y Fourteenth street; sunday 1:G0a m, Holy
Con- mHnion l0:60a, m, Morning prtycTs II a. M
sunday rchooi3p, m, Evening PrsyIf 7:10 pm
Y. z. davenport, s. y. r. Rector.
JrlRST MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH
J Preaching At 1890 =. M, 8 p. m, md 7;So p IN
iabhath school st 7;SO y. m Rev, 7. j. shores,
)Lstor
4 THERAN-Thirtcenth street; services sab
i bath 1: 80 a. NJ. Sunday school Up. m. hev.
Ansppe, pastor
\JETHUDisT-Co Eighth and Walnut streets,
vi Preaching Sabbath II 90 a. m. and 80 p. m
Gnday school at 400 p. m. Rev j. A. ScaFret,
pastor.
nREsBYTERIAN- Eghth street; preaching on
| Sabbath at II 800 q. IL. and 1880 p. m; PRAYER
meeting Wednesday at 1880 p. nj sunday schsoI
tap a. Rev b. Y. George, pastor
c,T. JOSEPH s. -, Roman Catholic) Corner C,oes
= and Walnut streets; services sabbath lo;Wa'
n Sunday School at , y. m; Vcspnrs Y, M ser
noes every day u 3 m. Rev. O'HarH, Priest
CT. PATRICK s. (Roman Catholic) Corner Ninth
y street and Washington avenue; services stb
oath sand 10 a. m; Vespers p. m, sunday schoo
Up. IN. services every day at "a Rev MaStirefs
priest
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-06-09

Prof Tonkay Williams, Chairman OF
the COMMITTEES on Astronomy, introduc.
ed resolution TO the effect that tn,
Limo-Kiln Club held that II the moon
was inhabited at all it was by the color
ed race, ana that every house was fur.
nished with n piano, and every head Of
family had trotting horse and money
In the bank. III.
at am too sudden, Professor, alto.
gether too sudden" replied Brother
Gardner; "let the Committee on Astron.
omy fust be sartin' dat do moon am In,
hablted Git dc lay of do land Find
out wheeler do people run to terbacker,
cotton or con. Kinder peek roun' a
leetle an diskivcr II IL amt cheaper b,
slide down hill dan to keep boss an
buggy. De Char declar's do rcsoushuu
outer order.n