New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-11

selves down. Laughter 1t gives us aid, when we
and still 1t swels and Is conclusive proof Of mans de-
sire and purpose to live long as he can. Why the
make range OF mountains lake big enough TO float
the navies OF the world. Loud laughter. Yes, tho
ost, millionaire and pauper.
Gentlemen none pat genius should be physician
Average ability will serve to enter nisi pri,s hunt up
evidence and state the law In case. But sickness Is
influenced by heredity. Therefore physician should
never laugh He should always be grave swift to hear,
slow to speak, and never Jest Sick people, especially
women, never like their allment made light OF. But
above all physician should be man OF geDius, hold
heart There great career for genius in medicine
heard story about man of genius in medicine. A
gcrous malady. Sir" said the medical prodigy You
have an internal umor and unless it pierced your life
end near for 1s0 lie n s the
morrow sent his wife into adjoining room, and laid
him face downward. am freezing the part where
Will bore with spray OF ether. DO not STIR" He in
serted his instrument, bored One two three inches,
you are safe Ny fec Ssooo."s That was genius
But his wife said it was humbug, that there only
pin-scrach which closed next day, healed from which
cup OF pus had been extracted True she said It
white OF egg, not pus, IN the cup No matter 1t was
pochondrIac and certainly cured him by deception or
boring-cure IT was, and he is genius Gentlemen,
clergy usually coon follow.
REMARKS OF OTHER SPEAKERS.
After speeches by Dr. Schenck and Attorney
General Gwinne, General Mcclellan was called
on to respond to the toast of the Army
andNavy." His speech, which was given with his
characteristic elaboration, as follows
,e arom ed me he Of your college have
pit, the bench the bar; while with regard TO my own
dear Alma Mater so ftlv placed upon the rough noun
tains tnat look down upon the Hudson. the
mainly taught to think quietly, to promptly,
speak only when necessary and then briefly and tho
point; so that think you will all agree with whom
that think 1t best that detaln you short time
rs possible.
After ALL in this country the line that separates civil
life from military service is not so sharp not so impass
able, as II would appear to be- In time OF peace
Army and Navy are never large enough TO supply the
needs Of but when the trial comes. has been the
case with your fathers and with some OF You, and will
must supply the ranks to make good army the
footing, and glad 10 be able TO say from
my own experience how wonderfully 1t speaks for
tho manline5s or the college graduates OF this
country that they have soon learned in the stern
school OF to make good soldiers and this not only
on side during the late war, but my friend on
examples Of the same thing among those who
were not long antago
niSts lAppausel Let me say here for the Army
and Navy that unhappy and desperate contest,
NaiiOns growth, the Army aud Navy have been always
true to the trust imposed UPON them. Applause. am
sure you will all unite with me III the hope and belief
that very soon tine differences OF our last struggle
will be remembered only with sadness unmixed
with any bitterness aud that only the acts OF
when the names OF Lee and Grant, OF Johns
ton and Of Meade OF Thomas and OF Jackson, may be
every one who calls himself az American. tAppausel
There were also speeches by President Cattell.
General Horace Porter and others.