Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-01-28
HUMOR.

at know what they call 'em, mamma,
when there's three twins" Mamma
-"What, Kitty?" B. &c iblets.'
"VIoLA' wants to know what rhymes
with honeymoon. Well, dear, so fan as
our observation goes We think it is
honey soon, and don't let your fond
husband forget it.
IT IS stated that Levy, the cornetist,
gets more salary than an editor. He
does, and it isn't fair. We know lots of
editors who are bigger blowers than
Levy.-Lyllao Bee.
'WHY are you afraid of the dark,
Willie" asked Willie's sister "Don't
you know the angels walk over the
dark?" cts the angels themselves I'm
afraid OF, +" re- led the little boy.
One of the boys acquainted with
Fogg's frequent changes of abode, asked
him which he thought was the cheaper,
to move or pay rent. Il can't tell you,
my dear boy" replied Fogg; II have
always moved"
SENATOR GARLAND neither drinks
Intoxicating liquors nor uses tobacco.
He does not offer any excuse to the
State for this lack Of accomplishment.
1t is strange how some men succeed
-Ark. TrdUeIer.
PROFESSOR (explaining the influence
of the different densities of air on
sound)-"If, now, from here the steam
boat whistle down in the harbor, what
should we infer?" Bright junior
Steamboat coming in"
A YOUNG lady whose sight was badly
impaired, called upon one of our prom
inent eye doctor for treatment. In
quiry develoved the fact that her OBJ
scured vision resulted from the en-
counters which her visual organs had
had with the sharp points of her lovers
standup collar, a case of collar blind
ness, as it were.- Cincinnati SATURDAY
Night.
A VISITOR at the Percy Yerger man
sion on Austin avenue, remarked as he
caressed little Mollie Yerger: "She
takes after her papa, and has got his
hair" "No," said the little eherub,
cts not me that takes after papa, and
gets his hair It's mamma who does
Teras tSUtings.
"LooK out for him." said Hostetter
McGinnis, referring to prominent
Austin gentlemen, che is hypocrite,
and will play you bad trick some day,
Just like he did me-" "What did he do
to you?" "What did he do? [ bor-
rowed ten dollars of him, and the
double-dyed scoundrel tried to make
me pay it back, Look out for him. [
tell you, you can't rely on him. TER
as SJti11gs.
SEE that your son is out of the pen
itentiary," said a man to an acquaint-
ance eyes; we proved that insanity
was the cause of his killing the fellow
and they turned him out on probation"
Flows that?" "They said that they'd
let him stay out day or two and if he
acted like crazy man they'd let him
out permanently. Well, he acted like
he was insane and reckon he Ii stay out"
GLOW did he act like he was insane?"
"By killing another man."
Mr.. PEET, rather diffident man, was
unable to prevent himself from being
HGIOQICeQ W IL 1doCLldUIIl9 JOullS 1tIlJ
who, misunderstanding his name, con-
stantly addressed him as Mr.. Peters,
much to the gentleman's distress. Fin
ally, summoning courage, he bashfully
but earnestly demonstrated: ooh,
don't call me Peter, call me Peet."
"Ah, but don't know you well enough,
Mr.. Peters," said the young lady, blush
ing, as she playfully withdrew part
away behind her fan.
The small boy asked the barber if
his hair would be longer tomorrow if
he had it cut to-day, and after the gen
tleman who presided over the razor
strap, explained to him that it would
not need cutting for two months to
come, the small boy brushed handful
of hair from his nostril, loaded up his
toy pistol opened the door and ventured
in contradictory way: IT Will be long
tomorrow" at will not young man.
and the barber grabbed a milestone
eyes, it Will, old shavy, belong -to me-"
and the small boy. vanished amid the
rain Of lather, combs and shaving mugs.