Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-30

na ooutn Carolina state that FL,
lung cotton is suffering heayil,
a9 from cold weather and blight. Grai,
aau gardens generally are not iniu
%, out the mush melon vines ar,
seriously damaged" ~ al
We are in receipt of a late nrm
per OF the Mountain Lake Parl
messenger, published at Monnta;,
LAX LAKE !, Park religious summer re
sort In Garrett Co. Nd, There i
70 be grand Sunday School Assem-
ply at that place from August 7th t.
18th inclusive. "
DO NOT FORGET.
Do not forget that at Hess's Pho
tograph Gallery you can GET an,
small picture enlarged for Is cents
Also anything that is made in Pho
toSraphy; you can get here done up
IN nrst class style All the lates
style pictures, such as Cards. Cabin
cts, Promenade, Pannel Boudoir
nes Vi all KINDS cheap.
Dr. >: NJ. Brazee, will open th,
Mountain View House for summe,
poarders. The house was ono,
known far and wide, as the Tuscaror,
seminary. Under the Doctors man
aSement 1t will doubtless become :
lavorlte summer resort, for all who
may be fortunate enough to find theil
way INTO the pleasant and health,
valley IN which it is located.
"Lawyer-'You say you made ar
examination of the premises. What
did you find p Witness-"Oh. moth
ing OF consequence; 'beggarly ac
count OF empty boxes as Shakes
peare says" Lawyer-scNever mind
what Shakespeare says. He will be
summoned, and can testify for him
self If he knows anything about the
case"
A Sunday or two ago, James
kaufman farmer on the Daniel
kloss farm in Walker township. dis
covered that while MIR. Kloss and
family were at church, negro tramp
entered their house and stole some
clothing and jewelry. He hastily
mounted a horse and pursued the
thief, and overlook him at Thomp
sontown railroad station. The thief
ran down the railroad. Kaufman
dismounted and after 2 mile chase.
and compelled the thief to surrender
the stolen property.
A patent medicine man wrote to
the editor of a religious paper en-
closing five dollars and saying: EN-
closed please find five dollars, for
which L want you to say that my
chill medicine is the best in the mar
ket. The editor replied: Il am
thankful for your opinion of my pc
per as an advertising medium, but 1
cannot conscientiously say that your
proposition. That's an honest
man, unused the advertiser. ''Some
men would have hello, he didn't
return the five dollars. -Watson's s
Illuminator
There was no preaching in town
on Sabbath, excepting in the Luther
an Church, where Mr.. Berry preach
ed a memorial sermon. The house
was crowded. Such of the veterans
as have nice uniforms marched from
the Post room in a body. Such of
the veterans as have no uniform
went in with the general congrega-
ton. Captain Mcclellan command
ed the uniformed veterans. There
were a number of martial looking
men in the company but none more
so than the Captain.
4 New England paper says: The
new word dude, pronounced in two
syilables, has been used in the town
of Salem, n. H., for twenty years
past. and it is claimed was coined
there. 1t is common there to speak
of dapper young man as e ''dude
of q fellow, of small animal as a
''little dude, of a sweetheart as my
dude and of an aesthetic youth of
the Oscar Wild type as dude But
how the word attained so sudden and
widespread a notoriety puzzles Sa-
lem.
An exchange from the southern
border of the State says: A West
Virginia doctor has completely ruin
ed his fine practice by demonstrat-
ing that whiskey is not the only cure
for snakebite. He cured several bad
cases by painting the wound with
iodine and giving the tincture inter-
nally in 10 and Is drop doses, well
diluted with plain, simple water. 1t
is the custom in that section for q
man coming home drunk from q log
rolling or barn-raising to say that he
had been bitten by a copperhead. 1t
was also good excuse for keeping a
Jug under the bed all the year round.
The smokers, and drinkers are
having a time of It III Wilkesbarre,
as NAV be learned from the state
ment. that on Sunday, all the liquor
saloons IN the town, go IN number
were closed, owing to the effort of
the Law and Order Association
The liquor dealers, believing that
the law should be enforced in other
eases if in theirs induced the Mayor
on Saturday night to order the clos
inc of the cigar stores. No other
business was interferred with 1t is
said the incensed cigar dealers shave
70 n man declared their intention OF
seeing that the Sunday Eqnor law is
enforced in the future
P GRAY Meek, of the Bellefonte
Watehman, has been furnishing his
naper with .'pen and ink sketches
IF the members of the Legislature.
He has this to say about the member
from ,J1niata: To the left of the
Sneaker is a tail, light-haired mem
her with light moustaehe and light