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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-10-13

A Connecticut man claims to have
a cat that eats cucumbPrs. May be all
cats do, and that the music that we
hear from the back fences, instead of
being the outpouring of joyful cat
hearts, is the wall of ihP unrequited Gu
cumber down in the deep recesses Of
the cat. Come to think oft, it looks
reasonable.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-10-13
Nervous. dyspeptic individuals.

whose distress of mind and body make
life miserable, if your sufferings have
been prolonged and increased by the
use of bitters and pretended cures of
kidney and liver diseases, throw all
such nostrums aside and find health,
strength and vigor in that simple RENE
dy known as DR.. GuysOtts Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1t purifes the
blood, strengthens the uainary and di.
gestive organs, and infuse new life into
all parts Of the body. No other remedy
equals it. Have your druggist get it
for you:
We do not sufficiently appreciate
the value of pressure in the formation
of character. There is nothing that
any of us can do exceptionally well
that we were not somehow forced into
or trained into, by severe pressure.
All our powers Of endurance also came
to us in that way. We learned to en-.
dure by having to endure-whether we
wanted to or not. There is nothing
we have more reason to be grateful for
than the pressure which in one wey
or another has been brought to bear
upon us for the compacting and right
hardening of our characters.-S. s.
Times.
1t makes every humanitarian sad to
see invalids seek such relief as is given
them by the use of bitters, kidney
medicines, and other nostrums. The
first few doses may make them feel
better on account of its Supplying in
gradients, combined with some strong
cathartic and diuretic that are used in
its composition, but they evidently
grow worse. The only cure for weak
ness, nervousness, debility, aches, pains,
rheumatism, sores, urinary and diges.
tive troubles is to make the blood rich,
red and pure, by using DR.. Guysotts
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, rene.
dy widely Endorsed by physicians who
have examined into its composition
and effect. s. t,.i
"Boy," said a gentleman to a diso>
bedient youth whom he encountered
"don't you hear your father calling p
"Oh, yes, replied the boy; ''but I dom
mind nothing he he says, an mother
don't neither and atwixt her'n' mt
we've about got the dog SO he don't
too. '''" '''' qua y 80
Sufferers with Rhumatism, Lame
Back, Sprains and Bruises always use
Coussens' Lightning Liniment, speedy
and permanent cure fol all those all
ments. ut is the finest Liniment
ever used" says noted stock breeder
of the blue grass region of Kentucky,
who has used Coussens Lightning Lini
ment for years, for such diseases al
Calls, SPAWN, Ringbone, etc., on ami
mails. Price 30 cts. For sale by j
B. Ritchey. rr
Customer Ito grocer; "How much
are those eggs a dozen ?" "Dwenty
five cents, replied the grocer. "Why
how's that; Jones sells them at twenty
cents" "Und Wy npt you py ov Jones
dem ?" Because he hasn't any thi
morning" "Vell, Twill sell dem fol-
dwenty cents, too, ven | don't got any,
Within the last year the women o
the United States have given the sun
of 100000 for the spread of thu
gospel to heather lands. Of thi
amount the Presbyterians gave nearly
100000, the Baptists S156.OOO, tn,
Congregationalists $3.50, 900 the North
ern Methodist sos, 900, and the wo
men of the Methodist Church Soutl
$25, 10. M
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-10-13
LODGES.

= y + .. e . l. u tH
Il & A. M.-Warren, No. 125-lst Monday
L might in every month, in their hall over
the court room. JAS w. HOWARD. w. M
DOYAL ARCH CHAPTER--Srd Thursday
II night in every month.
AtG R. KENNEDY, II. P.
r 90. F.-McMinnville, No. lac; every
i. Tuesday night, in their Hall over H. II.
Faulkner's, JAS. NJ. MoFFITT, N. g.
KNIGHTS OF HONOR-Mountain City,
N No. lao; meets in Masonic hall I'd and
4th Monday nights in every month.
~ 4 Fts R.KENNRDY, d.
KNIGHTS AND LADY'S HON0R-2nd
n and 4th Thursday nights in every month.
-''s R. KENNEDY, P.
A 0. u. w. meets list and Sd Thursday
IA. nights in each month in Odd Fellows
Hall 0d)t J. ]. P. BosTIcK, NJ. W.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-10-13
Cure for GIrOup.

DR.. Duncan's Cough Balsam is sure
cure for Group, it willlnever fail, Try
it. For sale by all druggists. Tx
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Quarreling Already.

Now that the bill providing for the erec-
ton of United States public building at
Jefferson City has been crowded through
congress. the people OF Sleepy Hollow" sre
already quarrelihg among themselves as TO
where said building shall be located, and
before the end is reached it Is more than
likely that large amount of animosi'y
will be engendered. The Tribune says
there should be no unseemly squabble over
the matter, and asks, in ease the agent sent
out from Washington is unable TO select a
site acceptable to property owners in all
portions of the city, that a commission OF
disinterested PERSONS b~ appointed to settle
the matter. Let the fur fly, gentlemen
Sedalia will watch the battle from afs-,
and send all the physicians necessary to
patch up the mulilated of your benighted
village.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
TERRELL'S TRIBULATIONS
Trusting Too Much to the Honesty
of Mankind, He Gets Left.

William Terrell is farmer residing in
the vicinity ofSedalis, and, as is his habit at
stated periods, he came to town yesterday
for the purpose of laying in supplies. He
tied his horse on Second street, near the
Farmers mills, where the animal remained
the greater part of the day. Having Occa-
sion to use his horse later in the day. Mr..
Terrell repaired to the place where he had
left his animal tied, but to his utter
surprise he saw party unhitch the horse
snG ride off at brisk rate If speed
Mounting another horse Mr.. Terley pur-
sued the fleeing thief, and was soon Joined
in the chase by Mr. John Blair. Mr.. Blair
has in his possession small sized revolver,
and sent several shots after the fleeing
thief, all going wide Of the mark. In his
excitement Blair dropped his revolver, AMI
by The time he succeeded in picking II up
by the aid of lighted matches, the THE.
was very close to the boundary line OF the
adjoining county, The shots fired ~ him
only accelerated his speed, and doubtless
ere this he is travers;ng the fertile plains
III western Missouri.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
The Result of q Drunk.

1t was Conductor Frank Hill Who
brought in the delayed X & I. train from
the south Friday evening, and it was also
his train which struck man at the Fort
Scott x Gulf crossing The fellows name,
a. was learned yesterday by a BAzOO man,
il G.. NJ Boiler. SECTION laborer, whose
home is in Philadelphia He was on a
tramp, his destination being Rich Hill. AT
Fort Scott he got drunk, and with valise
over his shoulder started up the track. Be
coming weary. he sat down on the end of a
tie and 80 n fell asleep, and when the train
came along it struck him and he was
thrown distance of several feet, alighting
on his head and shoulders. He was picked
I'D and carried as far north as Nevada
where ne was turned over to the compaay's
agent, and by him ~as furnished with med
icaI attention. He was too drunk to be
badly hurt, but was considerably scared,
nevertheless.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Remenyi Concert.

The last entertainment Of the University
course will be given at Smiths hall, March
18th, by the Remenyi Concert company,
composed of Rsmenyi, the world renowned
Hungarian violin viriuoso Miss H. Louise
Warner, the beautiful soprano; Edmond
DE Celle, tenor, and Adolph Bauer
pianist.
This company has been secured At great
expense and their entertainment will Be
the finest musical treat of the season. Re-
served seats can he obtained Al Fairley's on
Ohio street, for $lN0; single admission
- cents; gallery, 50 cents.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
WHAT
The Paper Published for the Peo.
pie Now on Earth Would
Like to Know.

The kind of a neck tie Pete Anderson
gave his girl, and if she was pleased with
It?
Why Conductor Smith, of the main
line. was happy yesterday morning on his
trip east!
IT Billy Snodgrass was the recipient of
. $40 Liil recently, and who paid it to
him and what for?
If it is really true that Doc Middleton
did what one of his good republican
friends told regarding him yesterday?
Will the proprietress of the "Michi-
gan house" on East Fifth street, never tire
81 talking of her ex-bosrdes.?
If the young ladies. especially, didn't
admire the new departure in astheticism
which one of the actors displayed in the
spera of Patience" Thursday evening?
If Prosecuting Attorney Heard was
not surprised when he read i'm yesterday
mornings Democrat that he was represent
ing the defense in the Addor robbery case
If the Second street woman who re-
Gently separated from her husband has vet
begged his forgiveness and returned 10 the
shelter be offered, and II so, IN what per-
tien of the city they are holding forth?
The opinion q. L. Faulhaber snter-
tains OF ladies who appear at the opera
house wearing hats as large ~ a bushel
basket, completely shutting The stage out
from The view of those who are compelled
tn sit behind them?
If Engineer Charlie Gordon should re-
ceive the republican nomination for city
marsh Al and his election should follow,
would he fill the office In man, or APP
point Bill Jackson Or some other person 10
attend to the duties, like he did when he
placed Ike Graham in charge OF the city
fire engineS
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
BAzOO BUZZ.

s.. G. Needles Tor sewing machines.
Blank books at McClellan's.
Buy YOUR GROCERIES AT Esrs.
neutrality-suspicious.
The funeral of Mrs. Bridget Graham
took place yesterday afternoon.
There was large crowd at the rink
last night. and jolly time was had by all.
There are now but S., 500 in city war
rants outstanding-a lees sum than at
any time within the past three years.
The EmmetG Guards will give grand
ball at Smiths hall ON March 10th, st.
Patrick's eve. Everybody invited.
The ball by the. Emmett Guards, at
Smiths Hall, on ST. Patrick's eve, March
10th. will be the grsndest affair Of the kind
season.
The latest candidate, so said, is Charlie
Gordon, the we'll known K. 4 I. engineer,
who will seek the republican nomination
for city marshal.
The ladies' Of the First Presbyterian
church will give . sOciable NJ the resi-
dence of ]. G. White, corner OF Fifth and
Lamine streets. on Thursday, March g.
Ali are invited.
The BAzoo, with its characteristic en-
terprise, furnished it's readers this morning
! with something over two column report
of the opera house opening At Nevada
Clinton Advocate.
Lizzie Wirges, Detective belongs
witness in the Addor robbery case, was e.
corted to the depot by that gentleman, yes.
terdsy afternoon, and left on No. FOL
her home in Kansas City.
old man Wharton, who resides out on
Camp Branch, was robbed of $40 on the
Ohio 4 Mississippi train, Thursday, while
en- route from Cincinnati TO st. Louis. Two
other passengers were also robbed. and il
was not good day for thieves either.
Mrs. Leeds. of East Sedslia. was re.
ported quite iii by Officer Kelly yesterday
afternoon, and her situation is truly d.
tressing. Her husband is also i'll at The
hospital, and a brother-in law is laid uf
with an aggravated case of rheu n atism
She hes three children TO care for, and as
sis,suce rendered would be ihankf fully re
ceived.
The case of ii. T. Dobyns ct al. VS.. n
Rice ct al, i'm the circuit court of johnson
county, at the February term of circui
court, was decided in favor of plaintiffs
This case was of some local importance
and involved the title to 50 scr.s of lauo
i'm the western part of the county. Philips
& jackson conducted the case on the par
Of plaintiffs
Petitions are being circulated among
the citizens Of Butler, Mo TO cali peo
pies convention for Saturday. March 10
TO put out a ticket for the township cleo
tior. The convention is to he non-par
tisan, and the leading men of all the psr
ties are signing the petitions Ii is yer,
probable that some of the candidates nom
mated February l. will be endorsed il
this conven. ion and their mares placed oil
the peoples ticket" but considerable dis
satisfaction exists as To Others.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Second Street Saloon Sold.

G. n. Boutell, yesterday, sold the fam
Gus Second street saloon, formerly Fisch-
er's. to Henry Bower, an old citizen Of Sc
dalia The new proprietor has taken
charge and will hereafter conduct the bus
mess at the same place.
Mr.. Boutell in retiring from the bust
ness wishes the BAZOo To return thanks TO
his many friends and customers for their
very liberal patronage bestowed, and hopes
that the new proprietor, who is known to
be clever gentleman, will be pstronized
bv those who are frequenters of places
where good company. fine beverages and
courteous treat ment will be found on all
occasions.
Remember this aud give the new propri-
etor a call
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
FREE POSTAL DELIVERY.
The Street and Alley Committee
Receiving Bids for the
Work.

The readers of the BAzOO will doubtless
remember that at the last regular meeting
of the city council considerable discussion
was INDUCED in by the members Of the
board as to the best means to be adopted in
numbering the houses and streets, prepare
tory to general delivery.
At the meeting of the council referred to
the general opinion seemed to be that the
work should be paid for by TIE citizens.
Since that time the mayor has given
and is now convinced that the only proper
way to have the numbering done is to en-
ter into a contract with the lowest and
best bidder, and have the work paid toe BY
the city.
This is the only way in which the work
can be done correctly. the party to whom is
awarded the contract doing the work un-
der the direction Of the scting city engi-
neer. 1t will be apparent to the most casual
observer, that If the work is left in the
hands of private citizens ii will not ne
completed for many monts to come. as il
is fair TO presume that this ordinance will
lie ignored, just as other city ordinances
! for the construction of sidewalks, etc,
are disregarded.
/ OF course this numbering must be done
systematically, and plats OF the various
additions to the city must be carefully
! followed.
| The work is one of considerable magni-
tude, and there is money in it for the con-
tractor who is awarded the work at living
figures.
Let those who desire to undertake q
contract of this nature send in their bids
to the street and alley COMMITTEES without
delay.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

RELIEF FOR RILEY.
Another Report Regarding the
Condition Of the Court
House Building.

Remembering that w. B. Riley, the
owner of the building ON Second street
where the county has held court Tor many
months past, had. on the Dist Of Janusry,
secured the services OF two experienced
architects from Kansas CITY to make
thorough inspection and report to him,
the gentleman was Intercepted, yesterday,
rs tn whether he had yet received the re-
port from the parties who made the ex-
animation, and replied:
ayes, have received 1T.
slave you any objections to showing the
report to me % asked the reporter.
ayes, it is not fer publication until alter
sion Monday"
Cant you tell me whether it is favor
able ?"
Il can say thi. much-it is not "nfaVor'
able to me-"
at hears ven oar, then, in what you have
ALWAYS said that the building is perfectly
safe? '
"Yes, irdeed it does. You can saw tina,
much, and when present the report to
! the county court | want you Id publish n
| i'm full.
"Here is an endorsement from Mr.. Tins
i lev, the architect who examined the build
i ing and made the report. Read 1T ant
then tell me whether you do not think h
! il as competent as this man Manning, o
st. Louis, whs reported adversely"
The endorsement spoken of Is signed oy
IR B. Hayes. ex-President, and reads
The bearer OF this note. Mr.. L. 4. Tins
lev, was the architect of very impOrtan
public buildings during my residence II
Columbus, Ohio, and proved himself
skilled and excellent architect
Nov" said Mr.. Riley, after the reporte
had read the testimonial, wouldn't yo,
call Tinsley competent person to pass OF
nv building'"
The reporter replied in the affirmative
and Mr.. Riley continued
II will show the people Of Sedslia tn:
old Bill has little horse sense when
comes to buildings, and don't you fo'
get it," -.
"And you will not let the BAzOo publis
the report in its Sunday issue"
"No, that would he impossible. But yo
will get il all in good time" and with ths
Mr. Riley walked of, leaving the reporte
alone.
1t is safe to say that Mr.. Riley will max
the fur fly tomorrow, and the BAzOO vi
be On hand to give all the particulars. q
usual.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

Fleur de Lis Division No. : knights OF
Pv,hias. Of Sedalia. having been invited to
go tu Nevada to participate in the frstivl-
Ii. ) connected with the opening of MoOre's
new opera house, will leave tomorrow
morning ON the early train. 1t is expected
that quite a respectable number OF them
will 60, when parade will be had in the
afternoon, and at night grand dress ball
will be given by the people Of the city in
honor Of their guests from Sedalis, Lamar
and Car,hsge. The Sedslia Knights are
reoues,ed 20 meet ut the Union depot at
4.3O a. m To morrow.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

Announcement.
To tie voters of Peitis county, Mo.
lam . candidate for county school CON-
missioner, and respectfully solicit your
support ut the election in April next.
Respectfully.
A. A. NEAL.
We are authorized to announce the
name of w. p. Kelly, Of Smithton, as q
candidate for county school commissioner
We are authorized to announce V. f.
Shaw as . candidate for city attorney, sub,
iect to the democratic convention.
We sre authorized to announce the
name of CHARLES E. YEATER rs 8
candidate for the Office of city attorney
subject to the decision Of the democratic
city convention.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Lost His Mind.

Word reached Sedalia, yesterday, that
Mr. Fsrd Joplin. a farmer who resides tive
mile, northwest Of Sedslia. had lost his
mind. and he will be removed to the asylum
a, Fulton or ST. Joe tO-morrow.
Mr.. Joplin il well-known throughout
Pe,tis county, and his friends are legion.
He hiss been i'll for two months past, but has
gradually grown worse, the disease finally
resulting in insanity, on Thursday last.
He is perfectly harmless, but q guard is
kept over him constantly, fear being enter
tanned that he viii do himself or family
harm. 1t WAS Mr.. Joplin's intention To 60
10 Oregon the 9Th of this month, in search
OF health. and alsrrsngemen,s had been
completed to I'M end. He is man Of
limi,A means, and his wife and six chill
dren are placed in a lsmentable position.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
The Bazoo to the Front.

Another step forward hiss been made ~
the BAzoo. A first class engraver has been
secured, who will hereafter execute en-.
cravings for the columns of the BAzoo, and
orders from anyone desiring such work.
See advertisement in another column.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

Over 250.000 Howe Scale have been
sold, and the demand is increasing continu-
ally. Borden. Shelleck 4 Co., Agts., st.
Louis. Mo
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

Mrs Norton goes to the city this weeE
for her early spring millinery and to at
tend the opening, and will be pleased 10
show the ladies the spring styles on her re-
turn
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Horsford's Acid Phosphate, Men.
tai and Bodily Exhaus-
ton. Etc.

Dr. &. Kaiser, Indianapolis. Ind, says:
al have prescribed it for dyspepsis, impo-
tency and mental and bodily exhaustion |;
and in all cases il has given general salts
faction"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Penetrated to the Bone.

Alderman John Baxter. Torono. Cana
ds. AYERS that 81. Jacobs Oil will penetrate
to the hone tn drive out pain. ! know il
for have tried il; il hits the mark every
time.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

SHILOH'S COUGH and Consumption
Cure is seld b. us on guarantee. tcurl
consumption For sale by Bard & Miller
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

The discovery of a plot against Lord
Harrington Is reported.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

THAT HACKING COUGH can be
20 quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We
guarantee il. For sale by Bard 4 Miller.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

For lame b ack .Side:;or Chest use Shiloh
Porous Plaster. Price - cents. For sale
by Bard & Miller.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06
Prof James A Seweil, A. n . n. D.,

OYHEpIcAL FACULTY LAVAL CNIvERsIrY,
Ou,b-c. stats: Il nave found Golden 3
LIQUID Beef particularly useful in sd-
vanc. d stages of Consumption, ueokass, dss-
pep.;a. and all nervous affections. IN
preonan, women IL has teen retained while
every other article OF food was rejected.
Pslatable and easy oil digestion" Take no
efAeT.J
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-06

Day boarders can secure good board at
DR. Hills restaurant, corner Main and La
niae streets. 2-28dtf