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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-11
EINETE-NINE IN THE SHADE.

=
y, Tor lodge in a garden of cucumbersi
y. Tor an iceberg or two Mt control,
v, Tor vale that at midday the dew cumbers
U, fCr pleasure trip UP 10 the polei
y, Ior little one-story thermometer,
with nothing but zeroes all ranged in a row
Y, Tor big double-barreled hygrometer,
10 measure the moisture that rolls from my
brow.
Q, that this cold world were twenty times
colder,
Chats irony red hot, 1t seemeth to meJ
y, Tor turn of its dreaded cold shoulderi
., what comfort an ague would bel
Y, Tor a grotto frost lined and rin riyen,
Scooped in the rock under cataract yastl
U, for winter of discomfort even,
U. Tor wet blankets judiciously cast.
", Tor soda TO, mt spouting up boldly
From every hot lamp-post against the hot
o, for proud maiden to look on me coldly.
Freezing my soul with a glance OF her eye
Then q, for draft from cupOf cold pizeni
And Y. for through ticket via Coidegravc
To the baths OF the styx, where q thick shadow
And deepcns the chin on is dark running
wavel sAz s ssaTlzfea +
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-11
Got a-Going and Couldn't Stop.

heard of boy who was standing on
the top Of hill, and his father was
standing half way down, and the father
called to his boy: s.COme y
He ran down, but did not stop where
his father was, but went to the bottom
of the hill fa q
His father said: aWhy did you not
come to me when / called youP'f
He said: 20, father, got a-going
and couldn' stop" !.
/ will tell you what once happened
There was young man only twenty
years Of age, and he was lying in jail.
He had killed man and he was going
to be hung. He had been Sunday
school boy, and his teacher went to see
him in prison. He had to 20 through
long, dark passage, and presently he
came into the miserable cell.
It was a beautiful day, everything
was lovely outside; the birds were sing
ing, the sun was shining, and every
thing was green and beautiful. And
this young man--only twenty years Of
age--was lying in this dreadful cell, his
limbs chained together, going to be
hung! And the gentleman spoke to
him kindly, and said: 81
'sOh, I'm so sorry to see you here =
The young man burst into tears, and
said: :. All! sir, if ] had minded what
my father and mother said to me-if
had attended to what you told me al
school, should not now be here!
got into bad company. / followed one
young lad and then another. / got
something to drink. One bad thing led
to another bad thing, and one day, be-
ing half drunk, | killed q man, and
now, sir, ! am going to die. I"
All! =" He got a-going and could not
stops Take care about the bottom OF
the hill. Do not get a-going." You
may not be able to stop till you get to
the very bottom. Little SOsOer.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-11
circumstances altar cases:

circumstances altar cases: Cr9-
sus Borewell rs your sister at homer"
Miss Sally (who has heard Mrs. b. dis
cussed in the family NO" G. B.
"Then you will please see that she gets
these flowers. Miss f. Yes; I'll
take them right up to her; she'll he de-
lighted. - Chicago Times.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-11

tin one word,' says Rigolo in the
New York Sun, ..with the excellent crop
prospects all over the world, it seems
that humanity is pretty sure. to have.
plenty of cheap food for another twelve
months to come. This is the main
point that the public are anxious about.
Spectators may be every where worse
of, but the public care about the spec
ulators just as little as the SPECTATORS
care about the public. 1t is fully time
that the poor man should have his field
day, too"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-11

Two artists in Paris have entered
into contract to complete within two
years what will be one Of the strangest
panoramas ever yet exhibited to the pub
lie. 1t is to represent incidents in tho
lives Of all the celebrated men Of the
age, and will cost not less than 500.-
600 francs.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-08-11

The agits.or Of Dakota Statehood
have adopted as the motto Of the pro-
Iosed new State the old Gypsy proverb:
:. ear cd and take your own part" !
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

The Edipus" of Sophocles, the Greek
tragedy which Harvard students 1cteo
two Years ago, has just been put on the
stage of the theatre Francaise in French.
Miss Ober reproduced the Harvard per-
formance in our theatres with all except
the principal role translated into English.
She has seen the Paris performance, and
says of it: ''There is 4 great deal OF con
servatism at the Franchise, and the double
stage, the choruses, and good deal of the
music were suppressed, SO that the Greek
tragedy might resemble as much as posi-
bic an ordinary French drama. The chorus
is reduced to a lot of mute supernumera
ries and two young girls, who alternately
recite the strophies which ought to be sung
by full chorus. Notwithstanding all
the resources which the French may have
for obtaining correct models, ours were
certainly more graceful in clinging dra
perry as we'll as more effective in dramatic
expression. According to the knowledge
we have in Amer ica of Greek history,
there were no stockings or sleeves worn,
and with us only bare arms, legs and feet
were seen upon the stage. But here saw
characters wearing shoes, sandals, even
boots. some with long sleeves, and some
with stockings, others with bare arms and
bare feet, just as they seemed to prefer.
The costumes were of ali colors and OF
many textures, and the draperies seemed
to have been lost sight of Ell tirely." The
acting, however, was fine.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
A DUEL TO THE DEATH.
The Meeting Of n DssPcradO and n NIsr
Marshal.

The Meeting OF y DssPcradio and n Missouri
Marshal.
At the colOreL village of Brooklyn, in
the American bottom opposite St. LOUIS, a
frigbtful duel took place midnight Wed
nesday between City Marshal HenryG Green
and an ex convict desperate named Jones.
The latter, with companion, bad beer
engaged IL day in an endeavvr to hunt
down ard kill stranger who was sus
pected of being a detective from Chicago
looking for some of the hard characters
who often seek hiding place in Brooklyn,
and knowing that his men were around
with shOtguns and small arms, Green
supplied himself with these weapons and
sta ted in pursuit.
He met Jones about midnight. and after q
short parley opened on, him with both bar
reIs OF his shotgun. The buckshot carried
away the entire flesh from lett upper arm
The men then closed, and in the struggle
Jones got the first shot, sending a bullet
from his revolver into the otficer's groin.
Green followed with a shot which pas.
sed though the dcsperado's body. The
men were then separated and carried
ctf Each has since died, Green linger
ing until Wednesday morning and Jones
until Wednesday afternoon. Jones was
one of the most desperate men in
the American bottom, bad shot several
people and served two terms in the pen.
iteDtiary.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

For two months in the year Henry Ward
Beechcr can't preach. In August and Septem.
Der he takes his vacation and endures the
onset of the hay fever. And it is 50 he says,
something terrible and tremendous. A man
with hay fever isn't accountable tor his ac-
tions. He is merely wild beast-frantic witt
snuffing, sncezinH and headache. His eyes
are rcd and so is his nose. Every nerve in his
skull thrills with distress and his head is a
fountain of tears He lives only to fly from
seaside to mOuntain-top in search of relief.
Aud yet, whether we call this form of Ca
tarrh hay fever, rOse-fevcr, hay. cold or rose
cold, Ely's Cream Balm will cure 1t. This re-
medy is simple, pleasant and easy OF applica-
ton. Placed in the nOstrils it penetrates and
sOothes the affected parts at once, restores
the impaired senses and creates healthy secre
tiOns in cases of the longest standing. You
cannot run away hay fever, but you can drive
it from you by using Ely's Cream Balm.
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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
LOUIsvaLLH's GALA DAY.
President Arthur Opens tho Exposition Amid
Great Enthusiasm.


GreAt Enthusiasm
Wednesday was general public holiday
at Louisville. there being no business
whatever. With the first streak of day.
light crowds of people began pouring into
the city from every point OF the compass
Trains were doubled up, and by 9 O'Clock
the main streets were 70 full that it was
difficult to pass along the sidewalks. The
president rested we'll during the night and
was ready by II o'clock next morning to
take bis part in the exercises Of the day
The presidential party left the Calf house
in carriages, escorted by body of police
and local military, and moved by the most
direct route to the exposition building.
Their way was a perfect ovation
the entire distance, the thousands
of people yelling themselves hoarse
as their distinguished visitor passed. The
great main building. capable of holding
90. 600 people, was filled completely and
the crowd was too thick for comfort.
President Dupont, of the exposition,
welcomed the president in a speech.
President Arthur gracefully responded
and concluded by starting the vast ma
chinery and pronouncing the exposition
open. The crowd was wild with enthusi
asm. The presidential party leaves for
Chicago tonight. The managers of the
exposition were most agreeably surprised
at the unlocked for crowds on the first
day.
During the night attractions were of an
unusual character. The vast building and
its annexes, the art gallery and park were
illuminated by thousands of electric lights,
making brilliant spectacle.
Secretary Lincoln telegraphs from
Louisville that change has been made in
President Arthur's plans. by which he
will not reach Chicago until tomorrow
night. This will necessitate a postpone
ment Of all arrangements for his reception
until hs returns from the West. The
party will leave for the Yellow stone over
the orthwestern road at noon on Friday
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

a5-PLAIN TALK FROM DR. SwAYNK-Io Whom
II May Concern: Itching Piles is one OF the
most annoying complaints known to physi-
clans. Every one can tell whether he is thus
afflicted by observing the following symp-
toms Intense itching, particularly after get
ting warm. 1t seems as ii pin worms were
crawling IN or about the rectum. Small Jumps
sometimes form. The private parts are often
affected. The more you scratch the worse the
itching. knowing that my ointment is super
lOr to any article I'm the market, guarantee it
to cure the worst case OF itching piles in exist
ence.
ISignedl, H.SWAYNE, NJ. ID.
Dr. Swaync's Ointment is also pleasant and
effective cure tor letter, itch, salt rheum, cry.
sipelas, BARRIERS itch, pimples, and all scaly
crusty, itchy skin eruptions. Sold by all
prominent druggists. or will be sent for 80 cts
Gn &c. stamps), boxes, $l.25. Address, DIR.
Swayne & Son. Philadelphia, Pa.
Octl4-lydru. Th&S&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
Poisoned by Drink ing lseer Dregs.

At Shenandoah Austin Jones, boy OF
ten years, was poisoned Wednesday morn,
ing by drinking the dregs of a beer keg
The keg was lying in a gutter in front OF
a saloon and he poured the beer left in it
into tin cup aud drank it. Going home
he was seized with terrible pains. His
mother gave him strong emetic and thus
somewhat relieved him. He is still in a
critical condition. Some time ago the
burgess made a raid on these barrels il
cutters for a similar cause.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
MOuners MOthorsI MOthersl

Are you disturbed at night and broken OF
your rest by a sick child suffering and crying
with the excruciating pain of cutting teeth
Ii so, go at once and get bottle OF MRS. WIN
SLOWS SOOTHING SYkUP. 1t will relieve
tine poor little sufferer immediately-depend
upon it: there Is no mistake about it. There is
not q mother on earth who has ever used 1t,
who will not tell you al once that it will
regulate the bowels and give rest to the
mother. and relief and health to the child. Op-
Grating like magic. 1t Is perfectly safe t." use
in ali cases, ana pleasant to the taste, and is
the prescription of one of the Oliest and best
female physicians in the United States. Sold
everywhere. 25 cents a bottle.
mayl-M. .W,S&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

Is the most effective Pain Destroyer in the
world. VIII most surely quicken the blood
whether taken internally or applied exter.
nally, ana thereby more certainly RELIEVE
PAIN. whether chronic or acute, than any
other pain alleviator, and 1t is warranted dou.
BILE the strength than any other similar propa.
ration.
1t cures pain in the Side, Back or Bowels,
Sore Throat, Rheumatism, Toothache, and
ALL ACHES, and is Tho Great Kolievor Of
Pain. "BROWN'S HOUSEHOLD PANACEA"
should be in every family. A teaspoonful of
the Panacea in a tumbler OF hot water [sweet,
ened, If preferredl, taken at bedtime, will
BREAK UP A COLD. Is cents a bottle.
mayl-T .Th,F ,F&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
discovering a Petrified Head.

Mr.. Martin Mckay, of Mill Village, ex
cavated a petrified head from a stone
quarry on Wednesday. 1t is believed to
be the head of youth. The features are
we'll defined as though carven in the
block. The savans of the county will
make an examination.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

The most popular ana fragrant Pei fume of
the day "HACKMETACK." Try it. Sold by
II. b. Cochran, druggist, Nos. 137 and l39
North Queen street feb7-eod3
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
A Fine Hit.

When the proprietors OF Burdock Blood
Biuers put this renowned medicine on the
market they hit 1t exactly. They hit dyspep
sia. indigestion. and liver and Kidney COM
plants a hard blow. from which they will
never recover. For sale by H. 3. Cochran.
druggist, I37 and l39 North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

Camelia Dentone for the teeth is very tn
grant and removes Tartar and scurf, hardens
the gums, stops decay and perfumes the
breath. Price, 50 cents. For sale ut all drug.
lists. ie27-SmdW
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

Physicians Prescribe In Epilepsy.
81 prescribe it in my practice" is the ex.
preston used by DR.. J. A. Patmore. of Riley.
Ind. He referred to Samaritan Neruine and
further along says: :" 1t cures epileptic fits. !,
jy30lwd0OdSw Sw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
Beechor's Had Head.

DYsPEPTIC, nervous people, "Out of sorts" g."
Colden's Liquid Beet Tonic will cure. Ask for
COIden'S. ty3OlwdeOd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
EDUCATION1L.
EOKG ErOwN COLLEGE, ID. U.

rEOKG ETOWN COLLEGE,, DO.
" Founded in 1859.
REV. JAMES A. doom 5. j., PRESIDENT.
on Thursday, Sept Ii. 1885, Board, tuition,
etc, $500 per annum, For particulars address
PRESIDENT GEORG ETOWN COLLEGE,,
lHE SCHOOL OF NJ EDICINE opens on Mon
day. Sept. 18th, 1888. Terms IOr the full
Course OF Lectures, SlCO. Address j. w. H..
h0yEJOf. Nj; D.; Dean, 800 18th st, N. w.,
THE sUiUUL OF LAW opens on Thursday,
Oct. 4. 1883. Course OF studies extended and
re-arranged. Faculty: Hon. X. T. Merrick,
son u. 3. Court OF Claims }. Martin +. Nor
ris, ILL., ID. and j. j. Darlington, esq. G. W..
Hoffman. LII. D., Dean: Terms. $50 per an
Secretary, l425 N. Y. Avenue, N. W.. Wash
ington, ID. q. julyl6-lmd
CWITHIN O. sHUkTLIDGE's AOADEmY
- for iOung Men and Boys. Media. Penn'a,
l2m. from Philadelphia. School year opens
Sept. u. Fixed price covers every expense,
even books. &C. No extra charges. No incl
sion. Thirteen experienced teachers, all men
and all graduates. special opportunities for
apt students to advance rapidly. Special drill
dents may select any studies. or choose the
regular English Scientific, Business, Classical
or Civi! Engineering Course. Students fitted
at Media Academy are now in Harvard, Yale
and ten other Colleges and Polytechnic
Schools. A Physical and Chemical Labra-
tory a fine Gymnasium and Ball ground.
500 vols. added to Library in 1SS3 Apparatus
doubled in 1883. Ten students sent to college
in 1883. A graduating class IN Commercial
Department in 1853. Media has churches and
a temperance charter which prohibits the sale
Ci, cular address the Principal and Proprietor,
SWlTHlN q. SHORTLlDGE, A. m. Har.
ward University Graduate }, media. Penn'a.
jy27-lmd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
"A Good Thing.

Good Thing.
~ sometimes wish could take hold of the
sale OF Thomas Eclectric OIL for 1 tell you II
is a grand thing, and l am conscientious In
saying l could do a good work." Rev. 4. +.
Crane, Cory. Pa. For sale by II. B. Cochran,
druggist, 1877 and IS9 North Queen street
as-A pint OF the finest ink for families OF
schools can be made from a ten-cent package
of Diamond Dye. They color Silk, Wool or
Cotton.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

am truly thankful that erer used Dr.
Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pills, for thes
cured my periodical headache" Mrs. j. L.
addison, Point Caswell, N. C.. SO cents. a,
druoristS
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

For Small Pox expose Darbys Prophylactic
with it. <'SA'Als
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
SPEUfAL NOTICES.

Mother swans Worm Syrup.''
lnfallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic for
fevertshness, restlessness, worms, constipa
ton. 25c.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

NIcCAKTER BROS.-NO. 631 NORTH
wi Queen Street, Lancaster, Pa.
ELECTROPLATING WORKS.
Silver, Gold and Nickel Platers. Model
making and all kinds OF repairing of every
description. Also returnishing of all kinds
OF plated work. jy26lwd*
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

DR.. BansOn's Skin Cure consists OF in ternal
and external treatment ut same time and il
makes the skin white, soft and smooth. 1t
contains no poisonous drugs. 81. at druggists
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
Bathe the hands in DarDys PropuyIacLiC
Fluid and no cOntagion will attack you.
Every Person to DO n Real Success

Fluid and no cOntagion will attack you.
Every Person TO DO n Real success
In this lite must have a specially; that 8,
must cOncent ate the abilities OF body ard
mint on some one pursuit. BurdOck Blood
Biters have their specially rs a com !lete and
radical cure OF dyspepsia. and liver and kid
ney affections. For sale by ii. Ii. Cochran,
druggist, l37 and l39 North Queen street.
No Deception Used.
1t is strange 40 many people will continue
to suffer day after day with Dyspepsia, Liver
Complaint. Constipation, Sour Stomach, Gen
era' Debility. when they can procure at our
store SIfILOH'S NlTALlZER, free of cost If IL
does not cure or relieve them. Price, Is cents.
Sol. by IL. B. Cochran, i57 and l39 North Queen
street. Lancaster. fedl4 Gods
Truth Crushed to Earth
Is bound to rise. CI Owd down and smother
the truth as you may concerning Thomas Ec.
Lectric oil yet the facts will rise up that it is
one OF the best remedies Tor aches. sprains,
and pains that has ever yet been invented.
For sale by H. Il. Cochran, druggist l37 and
l33 North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

ID Chains, Rings, Spectacles, &c. Repairing
OF all kinds wM receive my personal atten
ton. LOUIS WEBER, No. l6eK North Queen
recuy opposite City Hotel, neal. Pennsylyana
railroad dapoE dec = 1Vd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

IT is tho manifest destiny OF Glenn's Sui
phur Soap to supersede oily unguents for cu-
taneous eruptiOns. jy301wGe0d&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

VOU WILL ALWAYS FIND A FILL
line OF Connecticut cigars and.Fcuntain
Fine Cut tobacco. ct
STORE.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
M{SCELLINEOUS.

~ up, 1T
HAETMAN'S YELLOW FRONT CIGAR
STORE.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

AfOIlCE 10 IhESfASSEkeS AND GUN
IN NERS.-All persons are hereby forbidden
to trespass on any of the lands OF the Corn
wall or Speedwen estates. in Lebanon AM,
inclosed, either tor the purpose OF shooting or
fishing, as the law will be rigidly enfOrceo
against all trespassing on said lands OF the
undersigned after this notice.
VIM. COLEMAN FREEMAN
K. PERCY ALDEN,
EDWARD G. FREEMAN
Attorney tor 4. W Coleman's Heirs
O16.tfdGw,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

Hanover Accommodation west, connecting
ut Lancaster with Niagara Express at 945,
Will run through TO Hanover daily, except
Sunday.
Frederick Accommodation west, connecting
at Lancaster with FaS: Line, west ut LIS viii
run through to E"ederick.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

Harrisburg Express, west, at $40 D. m.. has
direct connections without change of cars) to
Columbia and York.
Fast Line, west, On sunday, when fiaggen,
viii stop ut tDOwningtOwn, COatesvile, Parkt 9.
burg, Mount Joy, EfzabotiitOwn and Middle,
town.
Day Express, Fast Line, News Express Mai
Train, No. !, Western Express and Pacific Ex-
press run daily.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02

VXIOkKl NGMEN SHOULD CALL
AT BECHTOLD's,
And see the NEW PATENT OVERALL. the
best In the market. One pair equal to two
Shirts, Stockings, Suspenders and Notions
generally. All cheap tor cash.
HENRY BECHTOLD,
No. So North Queen Street,
EP. S.-Store and dwelling tor sale or rent.
Immediate possession. feb3-lyd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-08-02
nAIz1szs, sufr,

4 fW1OME1A = kOkT ukfOsl1 RAIL
~ ROAD TIME TABLE,
Trains now run regularly on the COlumb,s
q Fort Eepoett Railroad ON the following
time:
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-12-13
The Farm,

There are 100000 families in the
United States. An exchange wants to
know if anybody can conceive of the
value of even little Improvement on
each one of these farms in a year. 1t
says that on every farm there should
be "more thorough cultivation, better
implements, and above all, better care
taken of them better fences, better
barns, better stock, better homes, and
more home enjoyments, more social
gatherings, more family picnics, in
which the help are allowed to partic-
ipate; more products about the farm
for boys and girls to have a personal
interest in; more good books and pa
pers more smiles and fewer frowns !;
forbearance less impatience; more
pleasant words at home more time
and sunlight in the parlor, and no room
about the house, nor anything about
the farm "too good for father, moth
er. boys and girls to enjoy.