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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-02-23
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-02-23
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-02-23

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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
DE SKEPTIC AM DE BIBLE.

We alters prints the Bible wild very large B.
An de wy we does it you shall pretty plainly
see.
Vile de oder books suggest dat you had better not,
De Bible is de only one dat stops you on de spot
1t tells you you muss do an den you shake
your he'd
An make remark: 81 dom know how, an might as
well be ded"
But soon you claim dere amt no right, an prevent
confusion,
You say de worls accident, an morals is delusion
Wen you's cumulatin' riches, an in many singer
De Bible amt book OBJ course, such as you to
praise.
faint wonder you don't like it, cose it dom like
you,
For 'ssts you is sinner an dat won't nebber do
Dere amt no inspiration, cos it's everlastin' true
Dat de planet can't peruce such another as you;
An if you amt yourself inspired. wy, common sense
can see
How perposterous it seems for another man to be.
You's so very much advanced dat you dom believe
in pofin;
An you won't obey de law, you take 1t out in
scofin;
Dere amt no God but Science, an all science is
guess,
So wenebber dere is sorrow roun', youse in an orfe
mess.
You's evolved from somfn lower, from de monkey in
de wood
So you couldn' be an angel an you wouldn eff you
could.
It's monkeys repatriation you muss 'deavor for to
fill,
An you do it jess easy as you slide down hill.
Wat you want is religion dat will let you do
Jess Exactly you want to. an den see you froo;
Froo de gate OBJ de city dat is garded by de saint
AN swear dat you righteous, you know dat you
amt.
Now listen to me, brudder, for I wouln' tell no lies;
You is paddlin' gains de current an you isn't VERY
wise.
De religion you don relish is de you'd better mind
Cos de one dat you is lookin for you'll nebber nebber
find.
Although dom know VERY much, know enuff for
dis,
Not to greve my Holy Master, nor betray him wild
kiss.
De religion OBJ de Bible, it is plenty good for me,
An de hebben OBJ de Bible, hope some day to see.
-Rey Plato Johnson in Iudependent
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
FRAUDS IN SPICES.

''Wooden nutmegs are things of
the past, young man." said grocer
to reporter. ''They have been su-
perseded."
"What has taken their places?"
"Just step around the counter here
and I'll show you. See you that box
of spices? They look very nice,
don't they? Now taste 'em; they
taste good, what do you think of
them?'
"From all appearances I should
say that they were fair lot of Spices
That is where your judgment falls
short. They are not spice at all" !"
"What are they then?''
"Just ground cocoanut shells fla
vored with spice extracts. The diff
ference in color comes from roasting
the shells. Why do [ keep them?
Because people want 'em. Of course
they are fraud from beginning to
end. But they are cheap, and peo-
pie want cheap spices, just as they
want everything else cheap. Large
quantities are manufactured, and
shipped all over this country. They
are sold as genuine spices, but any
grocer with a particle of sense knows
from the prices that they cannot be
the real article. You see, they look,
taste and smell fully as well as the
Simon Pure, but put 'em in food and
you will soon see the difference.
They do not flavor. A drop of Glove
extract will smell stronger than twen-
ty pounds of cloves, but [ think the
twenty pounds would flavor more
pudding sauces, don't you?''
"You have no idea of the ingenu-
ity that is used in getting up these
and other limitations. The best
chemical knowledge is employed.
What do you think of stamping out
whole peppers and cloves? 1t is
done. Young man, the general
trade is extending. With glucose
for sugar, oleomargarine for butter,
cheese innocent of milk, and cocoa
nut shell spices, it is becoming a big
business.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
SHALL WE MEET AGAIN -?

The following is one the most bril-
liant paragraphs ever written by the
lamented George D. Prentice:
THE fat of death is ineXorable.
There is no appeal for relief from the
law which dooms US to dust. We
flourish and fade as leaves of the
forest, and the flowers that bloom,
wither and fade in day have frazier
hold upon life than the mightiest
monarch that ever shook this earth
with his footsteps. Generations of
men will appear and disappear as the
grass. and the multitude that throng
the world to-day will disappear as
footsteps on the shore. Men seldom
think of the great event of death un-
til the shadow falls across their own
pathway, hiding from their eyes the
faces of the loved ones whose living
smile was the sunlight of their exist
ence. Death is the antagonist of
life, and the thought of the tomb is
the skeleton of all feasts. We do
not want to go through the dark val
ley, although the dark passage may
lead to paradise; we do not want to
go down into the damp grave, even
with princes as bed-fellows. In the
beautiful drama of Ion the hope of
immortality, so eloquently uttered by
the death-devoted Greek, finds deep
response in every thoughtful soul.
When about to yield his life a sacri-
flee to fate, his Clemanthe asks if
they should meet again, to which he
responds: II have asked myself that
dreadful questioned the hill that
look eternal-of the clear streams
that flow forever-of stars among
whose fields of azure my raised spirits
walk in glory. All are dumb. But
as [ gaze upon the living face feel
that there is something in love that
mantles through its beauty, that can
not wholly perish. We shall meet
again Clemanthe.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
THE BOY AND THE CUCKOO.

A little boy went out to shoot one day,
And carried his arrows and bow;
For guns are dangerous playthings, they say,
In the hands of small children, you know.
little bird sat ON a cherry tree,
And whstled and said, mo, you can't shoot mel
CuckooI Cuckoo p
"Just watt" said the boy. "till I'm near enough,
And see if I don t shoot you through
"Do you think" said the Bird "that I'm not up to
snuff,
To sit and be shot at by you?
I think you are really too kind, dear sir,
An arrow is not to my mind, dear sir,
Cuckoo Cuckooi"
The little boy drew up his bow to his eye,
And aimed it right straight for awhile.
The little bird laughed, and away he did fly,
"a miss is good mile"
The little boy threw down his bow and cried.
The little bird laughed till it almost died.
"Cuckool Cuckoo!"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

Farmers should be careful about investing their
money in experimenting with new fertilizers. cer-
tainty is always better than uncertainty and the
best is always the cheapest the end This is the
opinion entertained by O. n. Drew of North Danylle
VT, who writes follows: "The Bradley's Phosphate
purchased last spring proved TO be superior to any
other fertilizer used / tested if potatoes side by
side with two other kinds of equal length, and
obtained potatoes on the Bradley's than on
either OF the others Also tried it with another kind
on turnips and corn and the results largely in
favor of Bradley's I had one-fourth more turnips
and much heavier growth Of corn where l used the
Bradley's. o. n. Drew
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

A man who had great antipathy
to music was asked why he did not
subscribe to a certain series of con-
certs, il being urged as a reason for
his doing so that his brother subscrib-
ed. cay" replied the man, "if 1
were as deaf as my brother l would
subscribe too.v
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

inviting him and Mrs. Henson to vis-
it the royal family at Windsor Castle.
The Queen presented him with full
length cabinet photograph of herself
set in an easel frame of wrought
cold.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
ROBERT SMITHS ESTATE.
STATE OF VERMONT

In Probate Court held at Barton Landing, in said
District, on the 9th day of May, A. d. 1883.
Albert Chesley, administrator of the estate of
Robert Smith. late of Greensboro, in said district,
deceased, presents his administration account for
examination and allowance, and makes application for
decree of distribution and partition of the estate OF
said deceased.
Whereupon. it is ordered by SAID Court, that said
account and said application be referred to session
thereof be held at the Probate Office, said Barton
Landing, the 9th day of June, A. ID. 1883,
for hearing and decision thereon.
And 1T is further ordered, that notice hereof be
given to all persons interested by publication Of the
same three weeks successfully in the Orleans County
Monitor, newspaper published at Barton. previous
to said time appointed for hearing, that they may
appear at said time and place and show cause if an,
they may have, why said account should not be al
| lowed and such decree made.
Blythe Court-Attest,
| 2o-22 c. II. JONES, Register.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

The great desire of this age is for
a doctrine which may serve to con-
dense our knowledge, guide our re-
searches, and shape our lives, SO that
conduct may really be the conse-
quences of belief.-G. H. Leaoes.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
A young Miss from the country

A young Miss from the country
went into a clothing store a short
time since, and called for a pair of
suspenders. The shopkeeper inquir-
ed if she wouldn't have an ssM brace" :"
and she sweetly asked: SIS the en-
brace thrown in with the suspend
ers? 90 The clothier almost tainted.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

Startling debility. both ard general lack of
sefconhdence and will power impaired memory. de-
spondency, weak back, and kindred affections, are
common results of youthful follies and perncious
practices, pursued in solitude Means Of unfailing
and perfect are suggested in large illustrated
treaties for three letter postage stamps Address
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo. N Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
Impecunious father-in-law in an

Impecunious father-in-Iaw in an
swer to remonstrance from his
daughters husband against his quar-
terlng himself on them: "My son,
what does the Bible say about hos
pitality?" Son-in-law: "I'n tell
you what it says about visiting"
"Well, what does it say?' ''It
says: visiting the iniquity of the
fathers upon the children.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

FEAR Nor.-An kidney and urinary complaints es-
pecally Brights disease diabetes and liver troubles
Hop Bitters will surely and lastingly Gases ex
actly like your own have been cured in your own
neighborhood and you can find reliable proof home
of what Hon RItters has and can do.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

NRYSTAL LAKE HOTEL BARTON, VT. HAV-
ing leased this hotel for term of years, would
announce to the public that he intends to keep hotel
which shall deSerue respect and patronage. He has
had many years experience in the business and with
Mr.. owen Delaney a very popular and efficient clerk,
hopes to retain all former customers and to win new.
The hotel will soon be refurnshed and put in the best
possible condition.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

Yankees have demonstrated the fact that good six
cord thread be made in the United States. If you
doubt it, try Wlimantic the best for sewing machines
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

Mr.. Saml Il. Pouder, Sheriff of Washington County,
Tenn, says: Browns Iron Bltters entirely cured me
OF dyspepsia Of three years standing"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

The inventor of the telephone in involv-
ed in hello of glory.
eyes, Miss Frost, always wear gloves
at night; they make ones hands so SOFT
Miss Frost: "Ah! and do you sleep with
your hat on?'
A boy asked his father the meaning of
tempus fugit. The old gentleman said he
didn't know certain, but was something
about fly time.
Will you please tell me what crock and
rye" is, and what it is good for? It is
mixture of rock salt and rye bread, and is
good for dyspepsia.
"Well," !" said an artist, 'stheres one thing
[ can say-my painting is original. No
body can accuse me of copying" "Not
even nature, remarked one of his hearers.
1t was "Darling George" when bridal
couple left Omaha; it was 'sDear George
at Chicago; at Detroit it was George"
and when they reached Niagara Falls it
was "Say you!"
A country debating society should wres-
| tie with the question: Resolved, That a
deaf man who walks on the railroad track
is a bigger fool than man who points a
gun at friend
In digging q well at Glencoe, Mimi,
wild buckwheat seed was found twenty
| feet below the surface, and the finders
concluded that the man who planted it
must have been awful drunk.
Everything seems to move in circle.
| While, for instance, the lawyers are look
ing up the authorities the authorities are
looking up the criminal, and the criminal,
in his turn, has to look up the lawyers.
Some observant genius has calculated
that in the United States there is one COW
to every four people. It is believed that
the same ratio exists in fashionable soci-
ETY., there being calf to every four young
| men.
A young lover in Iowa paid $40 for a
| locomotive to run thirty-five miles to see
his girl, and when he got there the family
bulldog ran him two miles and didn't
charge him cent. Corporations have
no souls.
''Johnnie, how many bones are there
in the human body?" ''Whose human
body? miner" eyes, yours, for instance.
"Can't tell. You see, I've been eatin
shad for breakfast, and that upsets the
anatomical estimate at once"
A German professor asserts that chic.
ride of lime is a good antidote for snake
poison, when introduced under the Skin
near the wound. 1t may be; but Texans
still cling to the old antidote which is in
troduced under the nose near the chin
A Philadelphia man, who lost his lef
thumb and finger in a planning mill, has
had very good substitutes for them made
of rubber. There is fortune in this mis-
fortune. All he needs to do to get rich i.
to hire himself out to put down carpets
ssIs he mean MANI" ashed Jones O
Robinson. ssWell, he's just SO mean,
was the reply, 'sthat if be had any of th,
milk Of human kindness in him he woult
make it nine-tenths water and try to sci
it as pure cream at thirty cents quart .
A couple of lawyers engaged in cas-
were recently discussing the issue. "a
2 all events" said the younger and NOR
enthusiastic, 1--WE have justice on ou
side" To which the elder and wiser re
d the Chief Justice on our side.''
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

Rev. w. B. Smith, Grafton. Mass says: 81 have
derived benefit from using Browns Iron Bitters for
low state Of Blood
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
J. A. PEARSON

TNHE OLD DENTIST, MAIN STREET, BARTON,
L Vt. All work done in best manner and war
ranted Gas and Ether used when desired.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28

U
DEALERIN BURIAL ROBES C OFFINS ,CASK-
cts and Furniture, Austin's Block, Barton
Vt. Hearse provided atfunerals.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28


ENLIST B BARTON VT. OFFICE IN ROBIN
SON. sBlock over Ellis store. Consultations free
Gas and Ether radministeredforthe panlessextrac1on
O fteeth. Nabolused to preventpain in fllingteeth
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
Orleans County Mumitor,
PUBLISHED wEEKLYBY
GEO. H. BIZ KE.
BARTON, VT.

TERMs.-Strictly in aduance, $l.50 perannum. IL
not paid in advance, $500 year. Subscribers living
outside of Orleans County must remit 10 cents extra
for postage. For convenience in renting, we Will
give credit for year and four months for $780, to
Subscribers in the county and year and three for
$500 to subscribers without the county, when sent
strictly in ddpdnce.
RATES OF ADVERTISING made known ouappllca-
tion, All cuts must have metal body.
Remit by P. o. Money Order, Registered Letter, or
Draft. Watch the label on your paper and notice
when your subscription expires and see that your
payments are kept in advance. When money is sent
us we shall give you the credit the label at once
if the label is advanced within two weeks, notify
us by postal card.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
G. H. GREEN,

MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN FURNI-
WI ture. Collins and Caskets Carpets, Room Pa
per etc. Glover, VT. Ill
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-28
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
CHARLES T, BRANCH,
7, E. DWINELL,

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON COVENTRY "
i Office tresidenee.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-01-25
PROVISIONS,

The Price Current says Tho domestic do.
mand Tor product from consuming districts has
been good the past week, partly stimulated pre-.
sumaply by tho general conviction that nm nd.
vance In values seemed likely TO occur. The OK
port movement was good, nearly, or quite
equaling the corresponding week last year In
me aggregate, there being an Increase In bacon
aud u decrease In lard total exports since No.
vembef LIST now reach l75, COO lbs of pro.
duct, against EOS. 600 001 lbs year ago. Al Chi.
chgo The manufacture OF ptoduct since tho LIST OF
January has exceeded tho net shipments about
s9oeoOsO lhs, and present stocks there arc about
lOHVV0,OO lbs OF product compared with 225
osOtO lbs year AGO Here Mt Cincinnati
the stocks arc abont tho same MS year ago, or
something less The returns for the past week
n ,ncw moderate Increase In tho
Ing time INST year, oil points aggrcgat.
Ing $4,000 hogs for tho week, against SOS I.
ooo last year, making the total since November
! IN me west 4i,o,Oo0, against $4,000 at same
date last year-the season ending last year with
5.1iL0O A prominent feature OF abe week has
been tho large receipts Of hogs at Chicago dur.
Ing the past two days. Various copjoc,ures have
offered IN explanation; some. have suggested
that SHOWS and bad roads had retarded the
movement and others that tho advance In corn
has had an influence In hurrying the stock for.
ward. The latter seems 10 have lit Q OF reason
u ~ Probably the nearest correct solution Is
that the hogs were ripe for market the price as
good as could be looked for In the carly future,
aud with comparative abundance To follow and
plentiiulness OF feed. there was no inducemcnt
for holding them back. The packing al date is
but 1tOoOo hoRs short OF ayear ago The aver.
age weekly packing subsequent To this date last
year VAS about 200 co. hogs at all points to March
]. As matters now look but few In the trade.
II any. will be surprised To see tho season close
VITA no deficiency compared with lust year.
To-DAY's QUOTATIONS..
BAooN-LonR clear sioos, llAp; short clear
Ike breakfast bacon ibhc.
pnY sALr-Long clear sides, ioc short clcar
HAxs-plain, islc.
LARD-Ticrce i2Ar half barrel. 1870; iO-lb
cans, ilAe 2o-lb cans ls,sc; i0lb cans. iSc; b-lb
cans. $50. Glib cans. iSAc