Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-09-22
strabismus aud Justice.

Oyer in St. Paul I met man WIN
oves If cadet blue and terra GOTTA hose'
ff},s ewes were not only peculiar IN shape,
Int While one seemed to constantly
nrohe the future the other was appat-
aantlv ransacking the dreamy past.
While one rambled among the glorious
nossibilities of the remote yet golden VI
timately. the other sought the souiooi
depths of the previously la .
He told me that years ago ne mao
mild case of strabismus and that poen
ewes seemed to glare down his nose I'll,
he cot restless and had them operated
ON Those were the days when they
usad IN fasten "a crochet hook under tlo
! ;nternal rectns muscle and cut IL hO-
lie with q pair of optical sheep shears.
The effect of this course was TO aiiow
the eve TO drift back to direct llne' puC
this man fell into the hands OF druhh-
ON SURGEON who cut the muscle ,oe
much and thereby weakened 1T SO thae
if GRADUALLY swung past the polht IL
ought to have stopped at and ne saw
with horror that his eye was going W
turn out and protrude as it were SO S G,,
I a man could hang his hat on IL. ilo
other followed suit and the TWO OLE
: That had for years looked alonY .nu
bridoe of the terra Gotta nose graouanS
d separated, and while one looked lowalu
Q next Christmas with fond annclpatlons'
(. the other loved to lnger over 'no
u membranes OF last lali' -, :, Lod to
< This thing continued TIL ne hau W
n peer into the future Win MS oH y
IS closed and vice versa. ,oo.od
IL It is needless to say that ne hun9elutdi
for the blood OF that plys,clan Cd,
m SURGEON. He tried to lay Vlolenv n, ',;th
m on him and wipe up the groun., tele.
H. nranb mole. But the authorities away
DIV Sl"Pm FL the administration OF sWll
H. and awful justice. -, x;,h+ the alb
RI ror,naIlT wall-eyed man looseneu
,he bOard in the sidewalk uptown SO INA
to the nhvsician and surgeon caughe ~
er, soot in # and caused an oblique irac
ect rre Of the scapula, pied bis dura ma' :,
,ck t,,,stod his cornucopia and wrecked IL
the sarahbellum. coma
anv 40 medical terms and their ortho'
no. ronhv. but that is about the way. "a
UGH nan With the divergent orbs toid IL
anu me. -, ,ros oui
rom a min. lie had to wear clappoarus
liv. himself for months, and there We
ugh other doctors and laudable pus "a a
| of H threatened gangrene and doctors D,
lous with VIII the cemetery looming up IN
near future. Day after day ne tooS 1
pids own own anti-febrile drinks and rammed
emily busted system full of iron ana strg
ncy. nine and beef tea and Dover pow
,ckv n nnS hT-nodermic squirt till he wished
reac- @ould die, but death would not COZ 1
Is to He paved the air and howled.
ridge fed him his own nux vomica, tinctur'
ty to HUBBARD and phosphates and gruel,
plain brought him back to life with a cr1 y,
g the cellar bone, shattered shouider-ol
ed to and a look of woe. es,,- =,
upon Then he sued the town for my u
sand dollars damages because tae
walk was imperfect, and the wio-'
man with the inAamed nose got OH
situ- jury. -. how - was d
man will not explain now ~ We 49,
He Int there was a verdict for defeh
,l-box With costs on the Esculapian WI
no sat The man with the crooked VISION Il
handsome. but he is very happy.
saws the mills of the gods GRIND si'
but they pulverize mlddilng INC
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