The Portland daily press., 1883-05-18

mau left New York for Europe the ether day
with one million dollars, and still was not de-
fau.ter. IL was Vanderbilt-Lovell Citizer.
Sanford's Ginger for tho worn-out.
In court-"PrisoDer," says tho judge. why
In common had become unbearable." "You
should have demanded a separation" IAN,
but had sworu to quit her only after her
deathi'-Paris Paper.
No other preparation so concentrates and
combines bloc purifying, vitaliziug, enriehing
and invigorating qualities a. Ayef's sarssparil-
la. Quality should be considered when max
ing comparisons.
GuibalIard has read in scientific Journal
that foreigner had just constructed tele-
scope which would draw the moon to within
thiftv-two leagues of our globe "How impIg-
dealt" he cries in terrified voice; they
doing much that they will make 1t fall upon
us."-From the French.
sprains, Lsmeness Pains aud Stitches, weak
Back or Disease Of the Spine will BE- immedi-
dFiJ EcHbftU DU dHDllthttou Vi "a mp tuctff
over the affected part It's penetrative power
is woBderful. Warranted to be Tie best made.
Rev. Mr.. Talmage says the principal cccupa-
ton ia heaven will be singing. For ,his assnr-
ance many thanks. Nearly all the angels that
we have seen III pictures were playing solos ON
fish-horns, aud We feared that this was their
principal employ Perhaps these pictures
were not taken on the spot. Norrstown
Herald.
The great sale Of Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, aud Tor enrichipg the blood. creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
Worse than the cavalry" Thirty-five law
yers IN Greeuvilie to-day?" said an old soldier;
"wby, that ia as large as General Wheelers
crifter companies during the last days OF tbs
war; "Yes," said a man who had just lost
his case, "abd they are doing more harm than
all the Cavalry on both sides during the last
war. Merweather GA Viudeator.
"What are we going to do with our dead2'
asks an excited cremationist. Bo calm man.
We can get along well enough with our dead.
They won't trouble us. They are good aud qui-
ct enough. It's the live men that worry us.
What ars we going TO do with some OF tho live
men? And we will tell you confdentially.
there is one OF them we are going to push
down a four-story elevator we'll, u he comes ar
with the saue old bill just once more to-day.
Then you Can take what 10 left of hun aud go
on with the discussion Of your questiou.-Bur-
lDgton Hawkeye.
Think, ladiesl You can permanently beau
tify your complexion with GLENS's SULPHER
SOAR.
"Hill Hair aud v isker Dye" 80 cents.
Scene In front OF theatre; time, / p. M;
participants. two bloudines. "Wbati aren't
you going TO sing III the chorus this afternoon?'
inquired singer OF lady member OF an opera
troupe. mo, I'm not stayed away from the
performance last evening Il didn't get back in
time from my afternoon driye), aud the mana.
ger has discharged me-" replied Miss High
Tightly. Discharged youi" exclaimed the 9TH
er singer, why, thought you just ruled that
troupe" well, | did until Miss Octave
joined NJ We've goo new rule" laushiDgly
added the lady; I'm nobody now" "Ihen
you nave no voice in the matter, and
NO" spitefully rejoined the irate young wo-
man, "and I'm not going to have any voice in
the matines;' aud she drove of In her coupe -
Boston Courier.
StrcCEsg IL certain zen the Conprpas Yeaat