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Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
LIsD oFy1os AT TuosOs; LarrsSA.

LAHD Ofrlt@ AT AOOsoa AhhsL
 Hkrch f leSs. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THR ~ following nsnsd settler. Conrad hnads- lius kas fled nsties of iis Intsntlos ts nHks haal proof in support eff his prs-smptlon claim No. SC, and secure final sntrJ thereof b-fors AnIona. sn vsdne day, April (. IsSi at the hour of 10 o'clock A. H., for the sEt sf kEA RB, and BwL of Sks of ssc.ion a, Township il S. Range Is k.. Gala and Salt River hsridian. and uares tas following his vitnsssss, VII. William R. hzrkhsn, C. r. '. Watsen. ChAs. D. Postou and Barssy H. Harrisov, of Tucson, AriE,na HESRY COUSINS Rsgister. First publication, asrsh (. lss'.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
.ASSGUerS

Having erected small blast smelter of a en- pAoisy of one ton of ore per day, am lnou pre- pared to smelt ores Tn quantities from one pound upward Prices for suselting furnished nr,
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
0mtial Records.
LOCATION NoTICRs.

LOCATION NOTICkh-
 8. John, Coyote, Jan l, J l. Story, J Pool.
 Silver Tip, Bnboquivari mountains, Jan l, H Favcstt, J A Milddlem.s Columbus, Arivaes. Jan l, J H FIw- eett, A Middlemas.
 Tunnsll, Tyndsll, Feb 1, F Iii Mstcalt. Darwin, Lyndsll, Feb. 3, Geo. Clarke, Chas Cranz, ". $. CrAnI.
 Huxley, Tyndall, Feb. 8, Geo. Clarke, ChRs. CranI, ". s. CranI.
 Mountain View, Helostia, Jan. 9, W. B. MeCIs.ry, c. F. Groff, s. E. Hall. Antelope, Arivaca, Feb. 2S, c. W. Kempton, Albert Sheltenbrand.
 Alta, Casa Grsnde, Feb. 26, P. ID. Bsrnhart, B. T. Russell, T. J. Fergu- son.
 White Star, Casa Grands, Feb. 26, P. D. Barnhsrt, B. T. Russell, T. J. Fsrgu- son.
 Grand Trunk, Casa Grands, Feb. 26. P. D. Barnhart, B. T. Russell, T. J. Fer guson.
 Wm W.rford to T J Etucone, EIs.on mine, Tucson mountsI1s. Sl.
 V. C. pabcut bO Ohulcl " al1tlet oAi la, Sec 3, T l5 s. R l3 E. 160 acres. J. P. Levy to r. D. Barnhart, 1a Office mine, old Aio; $500. I. CeatLno and F. l.. Russell to B. F. Bivins, sa CRessno well and l6O acres o' land, sl,50O
 4. Vsrdugo and wife to Annie W. Riecksr, southeast corner block 7S, Tucson; S75.
 MISCELLANEOUS.
 Lien of M. Scblender on Columbia Copper Compsry'B works, SIG.
 Article of incorporation of ths Brush Swan Electric Light Company, of Tho son, by Paul Moronsy, Chas. E. Hol- brook and H. Farley. Capital stock, 8Io, 1000; in 1000 shares.
 Certificate oi LsssssmsnE work on Lady Collins rnino, Empire district, by F. D. Bailey.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11

OBSERVER.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
Probate Notice.

INHATTKB or THR ESTATE oY JESUS l CsstIs. dsosssss
 |, Fr.bsls Cosr, Pima co.nty. Arissns Ter ritosy.
 Notice IS hereby given by ths undersigned, ld- miIlsarator of tho sstate Of Jssas Castro, ds- eeAsed ts the creditors of and all persons hay ins claims agaiast ths szAd eecsssed. to exhibit tksIn with ths necessary vouchers. within ten months after the first sstsl of this notee.i the said Administrator st his place Of esfiness. Ne sIl Coaxrsss strso:, in the City of rucsor. Pima County. H. .bUlhhAN, AdEii.istrster st ths estAts of Jssus Castro, ds-
 ssased. Ell-t
 Dated st TUcsos. Nsfsh 2 lsst.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
Professional CardS.
H. B. LIGHTHIZER,

nFFICES-GIRD BUILDING, TOMBSTONE, V and corner of Camp and Convent streets. Tucson. A T.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
Rankin, BTaTtOl < CO.,

Tie following companits in Arizona are nI, Rsing theee Furnaces:
 Copper Queen Mining O.. S0-ton Copper. Huaehaca Mining Co.,. SGtOn Copper. RuEssl Mining O.. 1 ssLton Copper Santa Cstarina Mining c.. sEton Copper. Old Globe Mining Co. q -tun Copper. Long leland Copper Co, s,-ton copper. PInsI Con. Mining Co.,, iO-ton GGlenE. Red Cloud Mining Co.,. sn-ton GRlenR. Fl PlOno Mining Co, l 1lton gslenR.
 IN FEv MTIfCo. Qpeea City Copper Co.,. si-tOu copper. Superior Mining Co.,, SO-tOn Copper. Black Range Mining Co. i0ton coppar Bonarza Mining O.. lO-ton GAlena.
 IN OLD nxIiCo. BshusTachie Mining Co. 1 3l-tOn coppsr. baz Juan de DlOs Mining O.. 2e.on zsl0aa- PlomOos Mining O., 3cton galenA- QuebradilR Mining Co.,, l 3-ton galens- MinAs NueyAs Mining Co.,, alton Ealsns- Ouintsra hlnin1 Co. 3lton zalena-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
NERVOUS DEBILITY
 ACURE GUARANTRHD.

Dr. F.. c. Nest's Nerve sad Brain Treatment s specific for Hysteria. DizIiness. Convulhlons, Nervous Haadaehe, Mental Depresslon, Los of Memory. spernstorrhoea lnpoteaey. lavoiua- t4Ty Emissions, premature old age, caused by Over-oxertIor. sif-abuse or over indnlgenee. which leads to misery decay and death. One bor will cure recent cGses. Each boI contains one months treatmeat: ki a boI or si1 boKss fOg t3, United States com; sent by mail prepaid oa receipt of pnoe. We ~Arkntee sir boKes will cure any eA-e. With each ordar received by us for SIX boIes. accompanied with i've dollars. vs UIl ssnd the purchaser our written guArAntes to return the money If the treatnent does not sdsct . cure. 6uarAntess issued only by
 J. F. 1OhBA. suceessor tO C. II. Meyer. No
 g Congress street. Tucson
 Wholesale and Retail Druggist Orders b mail at regular prlces. nhl4lydkv
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
Letters Cucalled For.

The following letters remain uncsllsd for in Wells, Fargo f Cos express
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11

sumption, Diabetes. Brtghfa DtseaSe. JAuadsos InGanity etc Excssses, non-uss. Abuss. lnhsrft- cd Weakness, hAlnutrition, Spinal and cerebral complaints bring the above fatal dA9sAses Debility and seminal VeA<nsss obstruet the lrn- portant and nseessary acts of life and their en- yOynerts- Curss Guaranteed Dtse4sss of tbs senito urinary OrgAns. kidnsys liver and blsd- der . specially. The mAny eor1plsllts and ds- saSss of wener speedily cared; eOnsaltauon At ofios or by letter free and confidential.
 ONE BOTTLE FREE
 Regular Sire Bottle of Ethsr InViGorator sent Tree to show the wonderful properties Of the greatest Invirorafor knOwE to modern Scientists. StztssymptOms, age. If married. etc RESPONSIBLE PkRSONS can arrange pay ments in the same manner hs they pOnld en- ploy their family pk ysiciAn.
 STRICTRsf SECRECY MAINTAINED Call or address. DR. LIKBlG { CO., No. too 6eary ursst, corner MAsDn. San PrEneisco. Cal. Private entrance. tcs Mason street
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE,

Suaieiett Co show Its merit wiIl bs sent to any one applying by letteS stating his syrnptons and age COum manIoat;Ons strictly confidential.
 16v-n
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11

IrlpotaEcy, Exhauted Vitality. Premature De oLns and LOSS OF MANHOOD, in all its
 complications and from whatever cause
 produced. It snnehss and purIhss the blood: stoenxthsns the Nerves Brain. Mu.slss Diges- tion, Reproductive Organs, and Physical and
 Mental Faculties. lt stops any unnatural dsbil- itating drain upon the system. preventing invol- untAry losses. dsbihtAting dreams. seminal losses with the urins. etc, 90 destructive to mind and body. lt iz sure ellnInHtor of all KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS. IL coutAizs ze injurious ingredients. Ts those sunerinx from the evil effects of youthful izdIsrretIOns or eNcesse<. n speedy, thor- suEh and permanent CURE Is GUARAN- TEED. Price. es.S0 per bottle. or Eve bottles
 in case with flil directions and advice. Si0. Sent secure from observation tO any address up on receipt of price. or c. c. D To ss had ouly
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
GalsIa, Silver and Copper Ores.

PACIFIC WATER JACKET SNRLTERS Embrace many features that are entirely ne~ and of treat practical utility. which are covered by letters patent.
 No other furnaces car cOupars with these fuI durability and in capacity for uninterrupted work. MORE THAN SIXTY of them nov running on the Pacific Coast, g1ving results nsv. CT before Obtained as regards continuous run ni-g. economy Of fuel grade and quality of bull lion produced. We are prepared tO demonstrate by facts the claims here made.
 Thsse Smelters are shipped in a complete stAts repairing no brick or stone work. except thAt for the crueible, thus saving great expense and lOss of time m construction.
 Corplete smelling plants made tO order with all the improvements that experience has proved valuable in this class of machinery. Skilled and experienced smelters furnished when desired 10 eXsmins mines and to supsrintend construction and running of furnAcss. Estimates givsr upon application.
 H,.rd Fn rsr~nlar.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
SOLON NJ. ALLIS,

CIVIL ENGINEER AND U. S. DEPUTY MINERAL
 SURVEYOR AND NOTARY PUBLIC. HAS REMOVED HIS OFFICE TO CORNER u of Pennington and Meyer streets. TOpo- graphical Maps 6 specially. All business en- trusted Co him will be attended tO rlrh prompt and d1suRtcu.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
WILLIAM OSRORN-
JAMES NJ. GLASS, B. c. l.
VIM. A. SCOTT. JR.,

ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL OR- ALLAN. SPEAKS AND TRANSACTs PRO FESSIONAL - business ID French. Ofice-NO. II Camp street Tucson. A. T.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
.NeHIeinHS.
DIR. LIEBIG, 4as s!I ssAay AaY,sIIs6 sIs5ET'

CONTINUES TO TREAT suc- V ssssfuliy bv Eonnsops.hy sv- sry form of Special or Chrunte Dlfease without rsroury or nansso1s druzs- DR. LIEBIGH INvIGORA1OR is positive and pernAnsnt ours for bsninal Weakness. keryoas and Pnysncal Deoirty. Lsst hAsho cd. vital n
 hs,ifti0n. a-d all tho terrible rs- salts of aoAsed manure, exoee-ss and youthful fol1sss. Ths Doe tor Sah aarse m vr1tlng to fnr- fsis SI.uD tor a esss that he cn- dartAklss and fails to eOke. rks rsassyn thsusancr cannot gss .ourod of Seminal WesAkness a.d the above diseasts ls Osnag to . oomplieata0n called Prostatort- hsa. ..hsh requires . special rsr.@iy. DR. LIEBIG'S IS- YI6ORATOH, No. 2. is q Spscito ozro for ProststoriAea- Price of either Invlgorator, e per bottle. or 6 hostlss tlO. Bent te any Hd- drees secursiy eOTerod from ob- RssyAtion. Seminal Weakness and ProstAtorihea drain vitAny from the body ard canse nufner- ous dlssasss that oaHe ordinary medical trestmeut- If allowed to continus. the unnatural loes affects the vital organs. which ....,,.-.. l...erowfrR ftas..aas Co..
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
NOTICE.

A u PERSONS ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED xA tAat portion of the nine known ss the 5oatAsrn Pacific, i1 Tyndal Mining District. pina eouzty A. T.. supDosed to Os owned by nsssrs. Atsckul. Lully. EEskisls et al-. IS He gallI located oa ground owned by the under- ngrsd JOHN MANSFIELD.
 CHAS. CRASZ JR-,
 5a4R PRANK F. CRANZ-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
Miscellaneous.
Dr. r.S.F. GiadWIn, DENTIST
Probate Notice.

JNMITTER OF THERsTATE OF G.H. GAY, dseessee.
 rItory.
 Sutles is hereby given by the undersigned Ad- rinistrator of ths estate of G. N. Gay, dscsassd. sgAi.st shs .aid dsee.ssd 10 exhibit them vlth tse nsssssary v"uahers. within four ms,'hs after the trst publication of tsis notice to She s.id AdministrAter at his place of business. No tlt AT. A. BUkHAAN, Administrator .; tho eststs of G. N. Gay, de-
 ssssst. mll tt
 TUCsOS, March a A. D. ltst.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
JOHN GARDINER.
'. WARNER

CIVIL ENaIEEER U. s. DEPUTY MINERAL SUR vKIOR AND NOTARY PUBLIC.
 ID O. BOX 255. TUCSON. ARIZONA. OF-
 I hce with George J. Roskruge-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
GEORGE !. ROSKRUGF.

CoUNTY SURVEYOR OF PIMA COUNT. U. S. DEP
 UT1 MINERAL SURvNoE, AND LAND SUR-
 NEYOE FOR ARIZONA. NoTAltT PUBLIC BIC. nFFICE. COURT HOUSE. TUCSON. AB-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
TuTTyS HAIR DYE,

GRAY HAIR oR WHrsRERs charged tO a GLossY k-AcR by a single application Of this DYE- ILim- parts natural color. acts Ins.An eO1sly. Sold bT D-uEE1tts sent by express on receipt Of G. OFFICE. 3S MI FRAY ST-. NEW YORK. Dr. TrrTa MANUAL of vflaasi. Isfsrnads. and \ lU.-fsl Essspa pfd ss .sTs< Tl.kt aVsn<sAs~I
 iya5 DeodAN iy
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
ACERrsIN REMEDY AGAINST ALI CON.
 HaEUnTs nI-EAsE.
PerTectiV HUBsleSS Used Inter.
 HGlIy or E.rternatly.

J. II. ZEII4IN & co. PupristOrs. Manufacturing Chemists. Philadel- PhiA- Pnce. 5O cents per bottle. Pint bot ties. Sl. mh25d&u-u
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11
DR. N. H. MATAS,
c. DUHEM

PHOIOGEtPHER, PORTRAITS AND VIEWS. MINING MACHINERY AND PROPERTY A VI speciality lIj Pennington street.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-03-11

JUsTICE OF THE PEtCE MO. MEYER STREET. BETWEEN CON ~ gre-s and Pennington Streets, Tucson jas
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
What is a Sponge 4?

Scientists have wrestled long and Bit
terly over the nature and origin of a
sponge. Up to not many years ago most
of them agreed on classifying it simply
as one of the infinite series of submarine
vegetables. Later scientific opinion, how
ever, sets down the sponge as an animal or
rather bunch of minute animals Of low
organism, cell shaped, equipped with
stomach and digestive machinery, throw
ing off from their bodies masses of fecun-
dated eggs, and developing in combina-
ton with each other that fibrous mass
which ultimately reaches our markets rs
the sponge of commerce. Take one of
these masses which we call sponge and
examine it more critically. 1t will be a
group of small fibrous cells which, after
ramifying more or less, connect with
large round apertures penetrating far
into the sponge mass. BY suction, or
some more occult process, the sea water
is drawn through the smaller cells and
their partitions. The living organism
then takes up from the passing fluid and
devours the minute alga, on which it is
supposed to feed. The water, then
loaded with excrement, pours outward
in constant current through the larger
orifices. Haeckel, the famous German
naturalist, contends that the sponge
sheds most luminous scientific light on
the remoter methods of evolution. So
that contemplating one of these inert
masses of fire hanging rrosaically in the
drug store, evolutionists may regard ii
with something of the reverential regard
due to protoplasmic ancestor.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
Newspaper Borrowers.

An exchange recently published the
complaint of lady subscriber of the an.
noyance she experienced from the habit
her female neighbors had of constantly
borrowing her paper. The following
plan was suggested to the suffering lady,
and all others similarly situated, as al
adequate means of succor. Immediately
upon receiving the paper carefully cut
from it some item-it makes no differ
ence what it is, any item will do, only let
it be neatly and carefully removed from
the paper. In few minutes the neigh
boris boy will come after the paper-he
will take it home-within three minutes
he will emerge from the house; he will
scoot down the street and very shortly
return with paper the same date as the
one just borrowed. BY the time the
clipped paper has circulated around
among the female borrowers, the street
will be lively with hurrying boys, and
the revenue of the newspaper will be ma.
terially increased. Not one woman
among them would sleep wink without
knowing exactly what that cut-out item
was. The next day pursue the same
course, and similar results will surely
follow. In IN extremely obstinate neigh
borhood these proceedings may last three
or four days, but no longer. By that
time the paper will be read in peace, and
the newspaper will have gained several
new subscribers. The rule is infallible
where the borrowers are females, but it
can't be vouched for in the case of men.
There is not that inherent curiosity to
work upon, you know, and-but perhaps
we are getting little too deep.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
Touched the Chord.

At noon there were half dozen oilers
at ohe foot of Woodward avenue, D etroit,
some asleep, some looking Respondent,
and two who had just assured pedes-
trian that they must have work at some
price or starve. A gentleman suddenly
stepped out of an office and approached
one of these men and said:
"You look like an honest man,"
Yes, sir, do"
"And you are hard worker"
81 am that"
81 presume you could be trusted in
any capacity"
ooh, know could"
"Well, have a job for you. Our por-
ter at the Sixth National Bank has left
us and we must fill his place. The only
thing-that is-you see"
"Do you want a recommends asked
the man, as the other hesitated.
"Oh, no, no, no. You see, we have
been paying the other man $4,000 per
year, and-and-"
"And what, sir ~
"Well, the board has decided to cut it
down to s., 500"
Then don't you take it, said the
mans partner.
"Then won't. If l amt worth as
much as the other man was, the board
can do its own sweeping"
The gentleman walked back into the
office, the winner of box of cigars. He
had wagered that he would offer the man
a place at $500 per year, and that it
would be refused.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
Rainy Day Stories.

"Talk about it's going to be a potato
bug year" exclaimed DR.. Purdy; going
to be? Why, they were SO thick in my
garden this morning that could not see
the stalks. counted 932 strong, healthy
bugs on one hill. Twenty-eight bugs on
one stalk" and the doctor struck the air
with MS fist.
"Twenty eight bugs on one stalk
only twenty eight! ~ said Charlie Camp.
bell, contemptuonsly "Why, they
ate up my first crop of potatoes two
weeks ago, and they are now sitting
around the garden on trees and fences,
waiting for me to plant them over again. "
Old Hank now scratched his head
thoughtfully and remarked:
"Gentlemen, you don't any of you ap-
pear to know anything about the raven
GUS nature of them potato bugs. You
may call me liar, but Eve had potater
bugs walk right into my kitchen and
yank red hot potaters right out the oven.
Waiting around the potater patch for
the second cropr exclaimed old Hank,
with sneer. "Waiting? Why, con-
found your eyes, was up to Townsend >
store yesterday, and | saw potatcr bugs
up there looking over Townsend's books
to see who had bought seed potatcrs for
next year. "-EaMsas City 1imeS
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
A Don't Site Husband.

Take my own case. | am millncr
and | have made between 81 800 and $2,-
800 year in my business for some time
past. | married four years ago. My
husband is kind and good-looking, but
he never learned any trade, hal no pro-
fession and could not average 500 year.
loved him, however, but saw that it
would not do to depend upon him, so 7
kept on with my business.
After a time think he got little
lazy, and as we were both away during
the day We could not keep house and got
sick of boarding. Finally | proposed
that he should keep house, and | would
run the business and find the money.
We have now lived very happily in this
way for two years. My husband gets up
and builds the fire, gets breakfast and |
leave at 7.45 for my place of business
He does the washing and ironing, the
cleaning, and do not know of any wo-
man who can beat him. He is neat as
wax and can cook equal to any one in
town.
may be an isolated case, but | think
the time has now come when women who
have hush ands to support should make
them do the work; otherwise they are
luxuries we must do without.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
LIES OF DIFFERENT KINDS.

A well-matched pair said DR.. Tai
mage, Sunday morning, when he had
finished his story of Ananias and Sap
phira- There is no such thing as a
white lie. All lies are as black as per-
dition. At times the air of our cities is
filled with falsehood, lies of all classes
from that Of the mechanics to the mer-
chants yardstick, and some times lies
sit in doors of churches.
The woods are always honest. The
eye does not move out over sight.-Corn
sheaves never make false weight. The
mountain brook is always current. The
golden wheat is no counterfeit. Yet we
hear of the dishonesty of the farmers
wagon. In some of them there is not an
honest word spoke or truth rung from
tongue to tailboard' When Brooklyn
and New York weep for their sins Long
Island and Westminster must join in.
A lady said the other day, 81 have
told my last fashionable lie." There
had been knock at the door during the
day, and she sent, not at ome.'-That
night she learned that dear friend on
the point of death had sent for her, a
friend with whom she had an agreement
to be at her dying bedside to receive
secret which she was to disclose.
Social life is full of lying apologies such
nc that tho f,,rpooa ;c ont Of orlo, ,,,l.,,
they have not had fire in it all winter.
They apologize for the fare at their
tables, when you know they never live
any better They deprecate their most
luxurious entertainments so as to extort
compliments from you. They tell you
that the pictures on their walls are the
work of great masters, heirlooms in the
family, presented by dukes to their
grandfathers. People who will lie about
nothing else will lie about pictures.
Society is crowded with shams, cheats
and counterfeits. You need not laugh
outright; you must smile. You must
not dash quickly across a room, because
it is vulgar. Society is full of grimace
and abs, and namby- panpysm. The tor
tured guest retires from a banquet and
says he has enjoyed himself. The noun
tain cabin, with its good cheer and free
dom, has more enjoyment in it than the
frescoed ice houses and refrigerators of
the metropolis.
There are ecclesiastical lies. The
sects lie about one another. You cannot
believe what Calvinist says of the be-
lief of an Arminian. The fact is the
Arminian believes no such thing, and
vice versa, you cannot believe the Armi-
mans statement of the Cllvinist's belief.
All down the ages has come the lie
that Presbyterians believe there are in
fants span long in hell. Presbyterians
never believed that. You say you heard
man preach it. | say you didn't.
Often church is misrepresented by
other churches when it comes to be
prosperous.
1t is lying to depreciate the value of
what you are buying. The Bible alludes
to this class when it says: 1t is naught,
it is naught saith the buyer, and when he
hath gone his way he boasteth.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
THE USES OF THE SUMMER GIRL,

The summer girl is peculiarly Ameri-
product. No other soil, so far as known.
has ever produced her. She seems to
have been discovered several years ago
by some college students, and has since
been cultivated to a large extent all over
the country. She is very popular crea-
ture in certain quarters, and possesses
undoubted charms and has advantages
1t might not be amiss just now to emu
merate few of her uses.
The summer girl is a great conve-
nience. She does not expect to be fon-
died and fed on dainties during the WIN
ter. The young man who cultivates her
acquaintance knows just when and where
to find her. He is not expected to be-
come acquainted with her before straw
berry time. She does not display her
airy fairness, so to speak, until the ice
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1883-07-07
THEY WEREN'T SANDWICHES.

Among the score of us, says CORE
spondent, who rushed into a railroad eat
ing house in Mississippi at the call of 900
minutes for dinner" was chap who had
his mind made up to say something un-
pleasant when he came to pay for his
meal. He was growing when he went
in, and he jawed all the while he was
casting, and, when he slouched up to the
desk to pay his IS cents, he broke out
with:
''Them sandwiches are enough to kill
a dog
"What sandwiches -
''Why, them on the table,
"But we have no sandwiches on the
table, SIR protested the landlord.
"You haven't? Well, l should like to
know what you call them roasted brick
bats on that blue platter"
"You didn't try to eat one of those ?"
eyes, did,"
"Then, my friend. you had better go
for doctor at once! Those are table
ornaments, made of terra Gotta, and were
placed there to help fill up space. Land
O. rats. but you must have lived in
canebrake all your lifer
The traveller rushed into the car and
began to suck at brady flask, and he
didn't get over looking pale for three
hours.
And they were sandwiches, after all
real good ham sandwiches, made that
day. The landlord had adopted that
particular style instead of using a club.