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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15

1t is entirely different from all thnIa. u "a
8s clear as water. and. RS its name 1nhicat eS
IS perfect Vegetable Hair RestOrer. IT viii
Immediately free the head from all Gandruff
restore gray hair ; lis natural color and pro
duce new growth where if has falIC,. oH.
IL docs not IN any rlanner effect the hC"ltil,
which Sulphur. Sugar of Lead and Ntiia;r O..
silver preparations have done. ii viii change
light or faded nuir a few days to II beautiful!
glossy BROWN. Ask your druggist for IT, Each
bottle Is warranted. SMITH, KLINE Il CO.,
Whole9ale Agents, Philadelphia, and HALL
L. EUCkEL. New York. iuuS. lyd aOd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15

Iarrir burg Express west, III $50 D. ,n ms
direct connections without change of cilrsi To
Columbia anu York.
Fast Line, west, on sunday, when ru;:i,et
Will st0p at Downing town, IoiteSyilic, r;trts:s.
burg, Mount joy, Eii2gbethtOwn ard Middle.
town.
Dny Express, Fast Line, News EXprcss Mai
Train, NO. J. Western Express and Pucifc E2-
press run daily.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15
OEADINs. $ COLUMBIA h. Ii.

lTILiHs CONiHvl ut Etadinl, With trniIis tOnnii
from fhllatelphia, PottSville, Harrisburg, Al.
Route.
1t Columbia with trains to and from, York.
Hanover, Gettysburg. Freterick and Eglt,.
more ". WliS'iS. Supt.
ESNSYIV.HNE sSAELEOA.,-SEW
4 StHEDC LE - On I'M. after SUNDAY
OCTOBER lsi, iST2r trltHs the Iennsyl
want: s.riiro,i Will arrive ut AMI leave Ito
i't''ct~t''' &i.'t Philadelphia 'tepOtsn ~ ic'o~a:
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No l,eCPHItnE IRGd

ii Is strange so many lrenp'c VIII continue
TO suffer day after day with Dyspepsia. Liver
Complaint. Constipation. Sour Stomach. Gen
cral Debility. whrI. they procure ri our
store Slil lLOII'S NITALtTNR Tree OF cost if il
does not cure or relieve them. Price, ~ cents
Sold by IA. Il. Cochram ':iT.ntl i;;3 North Queen
street, Lancaster f.A,tl cod,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15
n 's'' BONE.
Music Boxes.
Closing Out Sale
HALF THE REGULAR PRICE

This being our last sale in this city for some
years, we ia sire To sell out the entire st0t k
before closing our SalcsrOOnl5 for the seasOn
10 lbs end We quote the lowest possible
prices, Win only small advance over cost of
man ttacturin!;, to cover expenses.
Only finest quality High Class Music Boxes
"l'cEtily made tor otir retail trade, Including
many new styles with latest improvements
ana ot the greatest durability; far superior to
!he o''tEary Music Boxes generally sold in
TINS country. ihc tone OF these boxes is very
powerful and q! the time remarkably
sweet. Muslchl Boxes with Bells. bruins
Gasta%ne19, Celestial Voices, Uarp--Ii,Irr.
PIccaiO. TrcmOIc. MandOlinc, Forte PjarC
ai't SuhilIi"-l iarInrnic. &C. with two ana
!hrrc mann springs. running twice and three
liueS the length Of ordinary Music BONc., by
one winding.
Large stock OF small Music Foxes also. Al
bums, Cigar ParlCrs, DCc:tutcrs &c, with con.
cealed music.
Immense Display! Newest Selections !
NO nome 9hOuld bc without one of these
beautiful instruments.
rus IL An opportunity seldom oticrcr Price
lit on application.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15
II Is NO ,sDkS

To suffer constant hca,,a, he. depression OF
spirits, longing for food and not being able TO
eat when put before ynu, GnaW ing pains in
the stomach. laeStudr ana . general feeling
OF 0on"R.SN: but "a caritai Inii" to Hnd tl;,t
Eurdock Blood Filters r,li0No all ihrsc syrup
toms and only costs IL. Fer ~nlc by a.. D..
Cochran, druggist, II! and 80 North Queen
street.
The true mal;triai antiintc: Sc" advertise
ment OF Simmons Liver Regulator.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15
ECDnOlnY.

fortune may DC spent in using Intellectual
medicines when by applying Thomas EclcC-
tric OH Il Srcedy and economical cure can b,
effected. In CaSeS of Ih"umaiiSln lame back,
bodily alllnentS.or pninS of every description.
1t affords instant relief. For sale by II. i.
street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-02-15

Hanover Accommodation west connecting
ut Lancaster with Niagara Express at I0:I5,
VIII run through 20 Hanover ,iuIy, except
Sunday.
Frederick Accommodation west connecting
~ Lancaster with Eiisi Iius wet at 40 Will
run through IA Fra t;;r.rk.
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rRAYEL eRS' SUIDk


I ANCASTER AND MlLlEKsyH,tf r.
~ Cars run follows:
., Leave Lancaster tP. Z pepOt), 1t 7, 2. and
LOU u H. anu :, 4, and $50 p. H.. eXcept o;,
Saturuay, WhS! The !iSi leaves Mt 9si l.. Ia,
Leave MillersvilIc iiow-r endl at s. 5. anu 10
q. NJ, and !, 3, and y. III.
Cars run daily or ." we time except on Srn
ay.
TOEC 81 ssiA 4 FORT DEPOSIT RAIL-
~ ROAD TIME TABLE
Trains now zin regularly on the COluInbI..
q Ioyt Cerosit Railroad on the following
time:
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

and no teeth. And, indeed, il would
be more money 10 his pocket some.
times IL he had less Of either. As for
his days, he wasteth one third Of them
and rs for his teeth, he has convul.
sions when he cuts them and as the
last one comes through, 10, the dentist
is twisting the first one out, and the
last end Of that mans jaw is worst
than the first, being full of porcelain
and a roof.plate buAt 10 hold black.
berry seed.
Stone bruises line his pathway to
manhood; his father boxes his ears at
home, the big boys cuff him on the
playground and the teacher whips
him in the school. room. He buyeth
Northwestern at 40, when he hath
sold short at 9G, and his neighbor un-
loadeth Iron Mountain at 63s and il
straightway breaketh down TO 52t.
lie riseth carly and stitch up late
that he might fill his barns and store.
houses, and lol his children's lawyers
divide the spoils among themselves
and say: "Ha, hal" He growleth
and is sore distressed because il rain.
eth and he beateth upon his breast and
sayeth, my crop is lostl' because il
raineth not, The late rains blight his
wheat aud the frost biteth his peaches.
Ii it be 80 that the sun shineth, even
among the nineties, he sayeth, "Woe
Is me, for | perish" and If the north.
west wind sigheth down in AZ below,
he crieth, "Would | we're deadl" If
he wear sackcloth and blue jeans men
say, "He is tramp" and if he go.
eth forth shaver and clad in purple
and fine linen all the people cry,
"Shoot the dude!'
He carryeth insurance for % years,
until he hath paid thrice over all his
goods and then he letteth his policy
lapse one day and that same night FIRE
destroyeth his store. lie buildeth
him house in Jersey and his first.
born is devoured by mosquitoes; he
piIcheth his tent in New York and
tramps devour his substance. He
to Kansas and a cyclone car.
ryeth his house away over into Nilsson
ri, while prairie fire and 10000
900 acres Of grasshoppers fight for his
crop. He settleth himself in Ken.
lucky and is shot next day by gen.
tleman, a colonel and a statesman,
because, sab, he resembles, sab, a
man, sab, he did not like, sah." Yer.
lily, there is no rest for the sole of his
loot, and if he had it TO do over again,
he would not be born at all, for "the
lay of death is better than the day of
Dirth."-[Robt. j. Burdetie in Phila-
lelphia Times.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

The time may be delayed, the man
ner may be unexpected, but sooner or
later, to some form or other, the an.
swer is sure to come. Not tear of
sacred sorrow, not a breath of holy
desire, poured out in prayer to God,
will ever be lost; but in Gods own
time and way it will be waited back
again in clouds Of mercy, and fall in
showers of blessing on you and those
for whom you pray.-[Prof. w. s.
Tyler.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10
Two Miles a Minute.

"Yes," said NJ. DooAicker, as he
drew his chair out on the porch to the
family circle, 81 had some wild expe.
riences when l was locomotive en-
gineer. I remember one night was
ordered 10 take doctor from Chica.
go TO Mendoza in the quickest possible
time. To make my engine lighter /
uncoupled the tender and left il on a
side track. When the doctor took a
seat in the fireman's box | threw the
lever down in a corner and gave her
steam. Away we jumped like a scar.
ed kangaroo. The doctors eyes bulg-
ed out like pair of porcelain door
knobs as we hustled over the prairie
toward Riverside.
What's that-a post?' asked the
doctor, as we passed something in a
jiHy.
at was coal shed one hundred
and twenty feet long. So you can see
how fast we we're going.
"'What's that funny looking fringe
on our leftS' asked the doctor.
"'Them's the telegraph poles, an
swered the fireman, as he stopped half
a minute from shoveling coal, just as
we tipped through the shop;yards at
Aurora.
"Well, we made Mendoza, without
a stop, in forty.onc minutes and a
half, just two miles to the minute,
and ] boiled the coffee in my dinner
pail on the driving boxes"
"What long armed fireman you
must have had" put in young The
Ophilus DooAicker, as he looked up
from the copy of Esop's Fables that
lay on his lap.
"How's that?" asked Dooflicker.
"Why, to shovel coal in Aurora
from a tender that stood on side
track in Chicago"
DooAicker went in the house,
Chicago Herald.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

A DEFENSE OF THE LAsH.-To
those who say that society has no
right to lay the lash upon the back of
the burglar or garotter, there is rea-
dy answer. If the armed rough as
sault muscular humanitarian the
muscular humanitarian would not on
ly hit at him and maui him badly in
self defense, but he would hold he had
a perfect right to thrash his assailant.
Surely society has the same right if
attacked; and quite as much as the in
dividual it is attacked when a burglar
shoots his pursuer or behaves like a
cannibal to constable. Il New York
Hour.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

"lf gentlemen will only examin,
It they will find Duluth not only ia
the centre of the map, but in the
centre Of series Of concentric circles
100 miles apart, some as much as 4,
600 miles in diameter, embracing
alike in their tremendous sweep the
fragrant savannahs of the sunIit sodth
and the eternal solitudes Of snow that
mantle the ice-bOund north. How
these circles we're produced Is perhaps
one Of those primordial mysteries that
the most skilled paleologist will never
be able to explain. But the fact is,
Duluth is pre- eminently central
point, for ! am told by gentlemen who
have been 80 reckless of their own
personal safety as to venture away
into those awful regions where Duluth
Is supposed to be, that il is so exactly
in the centre Of the visible universe
that the sky comes down at precisely
the same distance all around il.
"Sir, might stand here for hours
aud expatiate with rapture upon the
gorgeous prospects Of Duluth as de-
picted upon this map. But human
life is too short, and the time of this
House is far too valuable, TO allow m
10 linger longer upon this delightful
theme. | think every gentleman up.
on this floor is ~ we'll satisfied as am
that Duluth IL destined 10 become the
commercial metropolis Of the uni
verse, and that this road should be
built at once.
Nevertheless, sir, it grieves my We.
ry soul to be compelled TO cay that |
can not vote for the present grant of
lands provided for in this bill.
"Ah, cir, you can have no concep.
ton of the pOignancy of my anguish
that ! am deprived Of that blessed
privileged There are two insuperable
obstacles in the way. In the first
place my constituents, for whom | am
acting here. have no more interest in
this road than they have in the great
question of culinary taste, now, per.
haps, agiiating the public mind of
Dominica, as 10 whether the illustri
Gus commissioners who recently left
this capital for their free and enlighi.
ened republic would be better fricas-
seed, boiled or roasted; and in the
second place these lands, which am |
asked to give away. alas, are not
mine 10 bestowl My relation to them
is simply that of trustee to an express
trust. And, should / ever betray
that trust2 Never, sirl Rather per.
ish Duluth Perish the paragon Of
,itiesl Rather let the freezing cy.
,lone Of the bleak northwest bury il
forever beneath the eddying sands of
he raging st. Croix."
Ii is almost needless to add that the
peech from which the above extracts
ire made killed the bill, but it made
Proctor Knott famous, and his adj
lress was read from Bafiin's bay to
he Gulf. from Quebec to San Fran.
isco. His humor was relished and
Ipplauded throughout the length and
'readth of the continent, except, per.
iaps, in the city Of Duluth. and by
be man who woke upa Kentucky
congressman at night to show him
nap.
That he will be the next governor
{ Kentucky may also be regarded as
foregone conclusion.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10
PnEsi PuEsi PnEsi

Dr. Demfng's Ae,V Discovery for
Piles is a radical change nom the old remedies
heretofore Ia use. The Discovery Is the result OF
years Of pa tient 'cienthc study and investigation
into the character Of this painful disease. TooOn-
vince you Of iis great merit, call on Penny Me-
Alisler, stanford, or W. N. Weber. Mt Vernon,
and get a sample box free Of charge
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10
Virtues OF the Marriage Stone.

Spain, like ireland, has her mar.
riage stone," the virtues of which are
equally remarkable, for any single
person, male or female, who touches
it is absolutely sure to be married
within a twelve month. The stone
forms part Of the masonry of the col.
lege Sacra Monte, Grenada. About
twelve months ago two young ladies
paid visit TO the old Moorish capital
and were shown over the college by
one Of the resident clergy, who acted
as cicerone, and who treated the fair
visitors with unusual Difference and
respect. When they came to the
marriage stone" the padre smilingly
explained the peculiar powers with
which popular superstition credited it.
Touch it," said one of the ladies to
her sister, who laughed incredulously,
but followed the advice none the less
touching the stone not once, but
twice or thrice. The two young la.
dies were the Spanish Infants bona
Isabella and Dona Paz. and the latter
il was who touched the stone. She
did soon marry on April 3. 1882, and
she was married TO Prince Louis Of
Bavaria on April "a of the present
year.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

An Ohio farmer says that repeated
experiment and long observation have
satisfied him that flat culture of pOta-
toes not only requires less labor than
killing, but produces heavier crops OF
Of equally good quality, and this
whether the season be wet or dry.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

A girl of II, arrested in Chicago for
wearing mans dress, explained that
she merely changed garments so as to
get living easier. For three years
she had been employed on lake boats
as steward, Waterman or cook, lived
roughly without being suspected and
was only detected by an accident at
last. Shs said: "By working on the
boats in mems clothing 1 can earn
S1.75 day without extra work. If
1 wore woman's clothes 1 would not be
allowed to do the work and would
probably have to wash pots. l know
l have violated the law and may 60
to the work. house for long time, but,
to tell you the truth, I'd rather make
brick in the penitentiary than bend
over the washtub."
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

There is no safety In allowin cough, however
slight, TO continue No ore can tell the cough that
may prove dangerous Brown's EXpecloTant will
er adicate amy eongh or cold ever contracted. Ask
yoar druggist for this aud take NO other For sale
by Penny A MeAlisier. sian ford, aud W. NJ. We
her, MI Vernon.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

]. 4. Morrison, OF worthington Ind., says ons
bottle Of browns Expeetorant worked Ike oharnl
IN his family. lie Is convinced Off wonder il Gu.
Tatiye qualitia For sale by Penny A McAlster
stanford, aud W. NJ. Weber, Mt. Vernon
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

One Of our best citizens ould say 10 the
public that he has tried Halps CatATrhC urs
and il is all that ia claimed for IL. Price
Toe per bottle, at Penny a McAlisier's.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

II was darling George" when
bridal couple left Omaha; it was "Dear
George" at Chicago; at Detroit it was
"George," and when they reached
Niagara Falls il was "Say you"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10
Shoes OF a New Sort.


About one hundred prisoners in the
Maryland penitentiary are engaged in
the manufacture Of merino shoes. The
merino shoes are made of coarse wool
from South America. Ii is put thro
the usual processes of cleaning and
carding at the penitentiary, and is
then steamed, hardened and made in.
to tough, pliable cloth, about twice
the thickness of ordinary shoe leather,
and in general appearance not unlike
the uppers in arctic overshoes. The
soles are made in the same way, of the
same material, but are harder and
heavier. The shoes are not impervi.
Gus 10 water, but are intended for use
principally in the dry, cold climates
of the north. Ii is stated that no
matter how low the temperature the
feet will never get cold when incased
in these shoes. The shoes are shipped
principally to the north and north.
west, where they are used in the lum.
Der camps. = Baltimore Sun.
JovE's THUNDERBoLTs UNDER
GRoUND.-During heavy storm a
week ago, while the guides were show.
ing a large party through the Luray
Caverns, in Virginia, the lightning
struck one OF the electric light wires
and was carried into the caves, while
il ran over the wires from one end to
the other. The electric light globes
were shivered into fragments and the
lightning gathered into big balls along
the wire and exploded with loud re.
ports. The scene for several moments
was terrific beyond description. The
lightning flashing along the wires
looked like fiery serpents. One bolt
shot from the wire and scattered the
stalactites of the bridal chambers.
When il disappeared some Of the par
ty were left in total darkness. : Bal.
timore American.
That imagination may prove fatal
receives fresh proof from the case re-
ported in the Medical Press, April 20.
1883, by DIR. @. X. Francis. The pa.
tent, awakened from his sleep by |
something crawling over his naked legs,
Immediately jumped to the conclusion
that il was cobra. went into a state of
collapse and died, though it was dis.
covered. even before death, that the
........aa1 .al.s. l....I..a I....1 /
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

The PREDICAMENT OF A MOHAWK
YoUTH. tall young man went
bathing in the Mohawk river at Sche.
nectady last Sunday with several 9th.
er Sabbath breakers, in spite of pre-.
vious protests against their selection
of such conspicuous place for their
ablutions. While they were in the
water Mr.. Van VOast appeared up
on the bank and carried of an armful
OF their clothing. All of the bathers,
however, had enough apparel left to
go home without undue exposure,
except the very tall young man,
whose only remaining raiment was a
collar and pair of shoes. But as luck
would have it he found near the river
an empty barrel. out of which he
knocked the heads and into which he
stepped and thus apparaled he made
his way home across the fields, pain.
fully holding up the barrel as he walk
ed, but dropping and sinking into it
whenever any one appeared in sight.
Before he had reached the paternal
mansion half the dogs in town had de.
tected his predicament and united to
form bowling escort. Buffalo Elk.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

The ravsges of iheeholera in Egypt
cause more or less anxiety in this
country. Will it visit usS The prob
ability is that it will. II comes at
intervals Of sixteen or seventeen years.
Its first visitation in this country was
in 1882; il returned in lS4S, and
again in 1866 II was in each in.
stance communicated by English yes.
sells. In 1882 it first appeared at
Quebec.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

PAPER STocKINGs.-Paper pulp
strengthened with cotton or wooden H.
bres is now used to make a neat and
sufficiently durable stocking. costing
much less than the price Of laundry.
ing pair Of cotton or wooden stock.
inRs
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

Sod land plowed now and planted
with turnips will be excellent for corn
next year, as the sod will be we'll
rOtied.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

A married man in Rochester, accor.
ding to the Post of that city, took
young lady to the theatre one night,
and after the LIST act excused himself
for a moment as he wanted to go out
to see man. He didn't come back.
Instead of seeing man he saw a wO.
man. 1t was his wife, waiting for
him at the door.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

The tight-lacing young lady, Rich
ard A. Proctor thinks, is, after all,
"the tit partner for the male Of her
kind. Punched waists and shallow
brain pans should marry and inter
marry till waists contract and brains
grow shallOwer TO the vanishing
point"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10

Four years ago the quarry in Row
an county, from which the stone for
the Lexington Courthouse is being
taken. was offered for sale for 500.
Now $4,000 wouldn't buy it, A
railroad has been built by it in the in
terim-the Chesa peake n Ohio.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-07-10


One of the best coatings for tree
wounds is gum shellac in alcohol. II
eaectually excludes the air and the
wound quickly heals over.
In order TO raise roses in perfection
it is needful 10 feed them we'll and
place them in the full sunlight and
not where they will be shaded by
trees and shrubs.
There is no doubt that with good
crops OF fruit here exports Of evopora-
ted apples can be immensely increas.
ed. In no country is fruit so scarce
and dear as in England.
One Of the best farmers in Maine is
Miss Sarah l.. Martin, of South Au.
burn. This lady carries % a farm
successfully and pays much attention
to the raising of fiue stock.
A practical farmer recommends the
growing Of two crops Of buckwbeat in
succession as means Of extermins-
ting wireworms. They will not eat
buckwheat and are starved to death.
An old sod will rot more quickly if
plowed shallow, provided the work is
we'll done. In the bottom of deep
furrow, especially in early spring, the
sod is too cold to decompose rapidly.
SCOT is one of the best manures for
house plants and il it can be had in
quantities large enough, it is excellent
for out of door use. For the latter il
is best mixed with one-tenth its bulk
of salt.
A New York farmer declares that
an acre of Hubbard squash will falten
ten more hogs than the corn that can
be raised on the same ground. He
has gathered from six to eight tons
from an acre.
Nearly 100000 more hogs have
been packed in Chicago this season,
up to the present time. than a year
ago. Kansas City is fast gaining on
Chicago in the number of hogs pack.
ed and already stands second.
Cabbage and other Plants intended
for the garden should be transplanted
once and their leaves shortened before
being finally set out. This makes
them stocky. A second removal does
not iDjure them.
Corn for fodder may lie sown, or
rather drilled, until the LIST of July.
It is a good plan to select an early
sweet variety-the Minnesota Early is
as good as any. Drill in double rows
wide enough apart to allow the cult
vator to pass through.