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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04
SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR.

WAKE sIMMON ONSLlvER REGULATOR
FOR
DYSPEPSIA, COSTIVENESS,
SICK HEADACHE, CHRONIC DIARRHGA
JAI-NDICE. IMPURITN OF THE BLOOD,
FEVER AND AGUE, MALARIA,
Avn All DISEASES CAUSED BY DERANGE-
MINT OF LIVER, BOWELS, AND
KIDNEYS.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04
AitIlmond Dispatth,


ss-THE CIRCULATION or THE DISPATCH
Is LARGER THAN THE CONFINED CiRCu-
LATION OF ALI THE OTHER DAILY NEWS
PAPERS OF THE CITY.
Entered at the Post-oflice at Richmond Na.' as
second-class matteri
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04

FOR THICK HEADS, heavy stomachs, hiliousness
=. NeIls,s Nay-AppIe Pills" cathartic, 10 and 25c.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04

Tor. whatever the ailmcnt may DE. thoroughly
safe PVHGATIvE. ALTEEATlNL. AID TONIC can
sley,r l. ont uf place. The remciV Is IL lMLESS-
hSD pOFs NOT INTERFERE WITH BUSINESS or
PLEASURE.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04
TasLORs AND CLOTIiIEBs.


S''''' 'g%1s' ssT STOCK. Il
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04
ir Is PURELY VEGETABLE,

and has ail the power and efficacy or Calo
Ouiuine. without any of the injurious after
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-04-04

SUIT IN THE CIRCUIT COURT RELATIVE TO THE
LOSS AND RECOVERY OF CAPTAIN JAMEs's
MONEY.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-25

got shaky and trembled, and sor.s. did not seem to want the money ., .' and finally owned how is vas. He xa.3 that he had never given me cent: i, s.. all Lucy Cary's doing. And she h,s made him promise, on his everias,inz . ble oath, as he called it, that he wo',i. not tell. She had put him up to the wboi. thing: even tha, first two-dollar bill bss come from her wages.
 ven;ured the inquiry: Have -, seen Lucy ye,."
 Tompkins' face quivered he was $, er.
 Mrs. pemoers in crest in the ques..5- restored her. < Tell us, have you .4-- her. she asked
 Il heard of i, yerterday," Mir. Tor. kins replied huskily, with an effort.
 Why. Timothy. wha, Is the r,a,e- cried Mrs. Pember. rising from he. SC and coming 10 him. as he ben, h.s le. and buried his face in his hands. T.. mo;herly woman took of: his sof: .l. and ssroking his hair said 1: .You ass better tell: i, will do you good. A-4 then putting his hat on agaln and s.,s wip.ng her eyes in sympathy whi.e s struggled with himself. 4, las, he sa.. d ( .lm voice: She is dead
 We took the li,,le brown road .z walked down long. shaded. quie, stree, Memories of ofcollege days and roman summer nights. with music and star! <. and the long. long thoughts of youth .as,. back 10 me as looked at the houses .- gardens familiar 1T college days 4-. cha:iered aoou: them with Mrs. e. per
 Timothy alHays means well" s. she te me. eonnden,ially. reverting 10 :a- sa5iec, oi which we were all think :. .. JI: !; WIS very wrong for him "a nes :aa: poor .a.,ory girl; don't you n T SD =.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-25
NO CHANGE.

A poem in your last weeks paper, named "Noway the Same," read with carefu,
 eye:
 But such IS not the case with mel Tn blamed II change e'er happens in my cloudy sky. Long years ago married Sal,ie Glenn, And for a season sunshine crossed my way Then shade retGrned-alas, she ruled
 then
 She ~ield. the scep,re jus, the same to-day. My life IS all urchar zed-no rest from toi., No share of luxury e'er fails to me. I'm burning yet the weary midnight o!. The sun still rises or my poverty. There's no change-i wear the same oit sr.t wore lang syae," and Il would seem 50
 strange
 To hear tie jingle sweet ot Egil's too,,' But n these pockets there Is nary change. And as for fan-we.l, have sa; 3, ,iaaes Al uight. Miiair ihe circus. and have sisi.ee. But then some seedy, bili-eo..ec;ius ir,raes Has tack.e! me, misiortu +cs sAt.-cyed
 child,
 And 4l. the bliss ,ha, entered with tie c,o@r. Was swa..owe! gp by this untia,ely Gs.n 'TIs tec same-i nl chased al 1t:t tie t.om notntas's Lsst to evenings tsias
 .sr.
 No shange d, a,l-,le same o.t eT.a-y togad Or H.patG ioi. ant nt.ssy morning k,.,i. 0h. s3uli taeTe be Htr i siet Eeeg f}4ua Where one m.sh:rsye. ~:ih ,. | ual' IL; e,-sl Where yit.ogs @Kes and Ch..Gfea never
 came,
 And t.sna daas y ere totally unknown There Wos.li fest. snkaoWn ta sr.,sl i4sae. taaed, un,raiame.cc.. de -.s '.ESa wa
 -P4rmfsa5 .aa, - Ace it, .Af.Asy.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-25
Not Enough.
NttG e,oar T-ansc-i,.


 The people have not had as ,nuca 4: they want of Mark Twain. as some s- pose. This fact was settled recently }, the editor of TIE ARKASsaw TRAyEI ES who wagered box of cigars with a r, who coatended that the genial ausho. .; Roughing IL" had ceased to intere:- the public, that a hitherto unpubl,shes Twain letter would be taken up by :ss newspapers. There was no hitherto ua- published Twain letter at.ainab.e. 2 course. but the versatile editor of TEs TRAvELER wrote one in close in,i:a.- of the Twain style ci architecture. and a a few introductory lines led the reader believe tha; il had been written in Mex phis in 1859. The letter was immedia.ss reproduced by many of the leading ?. pers of the country. and the edi,o. z TaE TRAvELER won the box of cigar: which he intends to share with NJ Clemens. Some folks are no. in,eres:s- oy Mark Twain, and there be critics " call him barbarian in style and -a- guage." and declare that the publ.- getting tired of him. but we venture say that million people will real z heartily enjoy his last new book
The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-25

Cutters are cheap-a biz one fo: scea.-...<r.ss.rf- Zys-rier.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10
Dogs In Cairo.

Among the noisy mass that throngs
the streets the only creatures that
accept Kismet in his absolute entiritv
are the dogs. Generally of the color
of the sad desert itself, they are the
most forlorn, miserable, NANCY mon
grels accident ever produced. With
foxy heads and half-opened eyes, they
lie in twos and threes in the sunniest
and most inconvenient places, and
when kicked out of the way or trodden
under foot they make no remonstrance
but trail off to some ether spot equally
pleasant and i1convenient for the
pedestrian. They appear utterly devoid
OF pluck, spirit or intention, and exhibit
no emotion, except when they catch
sight of bone in the fist of an Arab
munching his dinner ON the sidewalk.
They about half wake up ther, and
surround the diner in semi circle,
blinking at the bone in a faint sort of
feeble expectancy. Indeed, there is
but one thing that binds them to life,
and that is to keep their beat inviolate.
If stray dog should venture into the
street where he was not dragged up,
he or she will be instantly assailed by
the entire detachment of that street
and compelled to fly or immediately
become meal. In other parts of
Egypt the dog displays some of the
qualities expected, but in Cairo he is
too degenerate beast to inspire SYM
pathy, and too stupid to accept it even
if it were offered.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10
Cheap Telegraphy.

DenOrcst's Monthly for June.
In Great Britain a telegram of twenty
words, with the address, can be sent to
any part of the kingdom for one shil-
ling, about twenty-five cents of our
money. On the Continent, where the
governments have control of the tele-
graph the rates are much cheaper In
Belgium and Switzerland. for instance.
there are haf-franc kilograms that is,
something less than ten cents of our
money-while in Paris the telegraph
system is supplemented by pneumatic
tubes carrying postcards for half a
franc. The English government paid
ten million pounds for what was worth
commercially not much more than
seven millions, yet so great has been
the increase of business, due to govern
ment control, that the shilling rate is
soon to be reduced. The address will.
as heretofore, be free, twelve cents will
be charged for six words, eighteen
cents for twelve words, and twenty-five
cents, as now, for twenty words. Tele-
graphing in this country is under cor
porate control, and we are charged
more than any other country on earth.
All our family and business secrets
are coniided to the employees of Mr..
jay Gould, who, through his control
of the telegraph, has the press at his
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10

finishing off fat stock. Parsnips fetch
half the price of hay.
From livestock census, taken on
the 10th of January last, it appears
that the total number of horses in
Prussia was 2,403, ,2S9, as against g.
271 $50, in the year 1873; of mules 572.
as against 93l; of asses 6,3t3, as
against 1874; of oxen 8, S,73j, $50, as
against S,639, ,514, of sheep 14.716,7 1872,
as against ~. 666, 794; of pigs 5,S01, 7S4,
as against 1926, ,926, and of goats L.
672, $40, as against ,4Sl, ,461.
For mice-gnawed trees, a correspond
ent of the Germantown Telegraph
recommends covering the wounds with
grating wax at once, then pile earth
and pack it around high above the
place to keep covered, as it will settle
and wash down some. This, if done
early, will save thousands of trees
that have been injured by mice and
rabbits. Make n wax of one pound
beeswax to four pounds resin and half
pint of liEseed oil. If too soft add
more resin; if too hard, more oil. The
wounds must not be neglected till they
are hard and dry.
The practice of washing sheep is
much less common now than formerly.
Again, there is SO much difference in
the method of performing the opera
ton that the fact of washing is no
guarantee of cleanliness There is too
little discrimination among buyers as
to quality, owing to the fact that most
buyers know very little about wool,
and as they buy to get the commission
per pound the tendency is to pay only
prices that poor wool will Justify.
Farmers who have really II first quality
of wool can usually DO better by selling
direct to the factory, whose agents are
presumed to know good wool when
they see it.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10
A Lecture OH Economy.


A stupid-looking tramp Knocked at
one of the finest residences in Austin.
and was received by the lady of the
house.
Nv hat do you want?"
please m give me n dime to buy a
glass OF bread; 'scusc me, | mean a
loaf of beer"
81 haven't got any money"
Haven't got no money? Then,
madam, would suggest that you move
into cheaper house; you are evident
ly living beyond your means. Econ
omy is wealth. Economic in the mat
ter OF clothes and house rent. Cut your
expenses, and then, perhaps, some day
you will have dime to spare-a dime,
madam, that may be the means of
preventing hungry and thirsty fellow
mortal from committing suicide; or it
may be a quarter-.a coin of the value
OF 20 cents-that will uphOlster the
dark clouds on the horizon of his de.
spairing soul with a silver plated lining,
and I'LL his stomach with Book beer.
Good-day fair lady"
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10
The Kansas city Tw,s,er.

Gen D. W. Wilder, in the Hiawatha world.
The tornado of Sunday afternoon i
the chief topic of conversation. Th,
first rumors of the disaster were great
ly exaggerated and brought to min,
the ''grapevine' reports Of battles dur
ing the rebellion. The business por
tion of Kansas City was hardly touch
ed the path OF the storm being owe
the south and east parts of the city.
Col. Robt. L. Van Horn, the veteran
editor and politician, and scientii,
observer and writer of no mean pre-
tensions, presides again over the Jour
nal columns and fifty writes the lead
or on this historic occasion. Col. VaI
Horn has studied this theme more thor
oughly than any other western writer
and has published many articles in tn,
journal expressing his belief that ,
tornado would never visit Kansas Cit,
that the bluffs on the west, the rivel
on the north and east, and the draw
or valley on the south were the natura
paths of The funnel, and that the higl
metropolis was secure. The event ha.
not entirely disproved these lopograph
ical theories; the storm mainly clunc
to the Wyandotte bottom. the river. .anC
the draw. or depression, on tn,
south. But Kansas City is pow city tha
takes in n good deal of the country anC
every variety of topography. The city
will have to be contracted in size OF
the theory abandoned The tornado
like death, visits all. There is prob
ably not county in Kansas or western
Missouri that has not been visited by
tornado during the last thirty years
many of them three times. Kansa,
City has been visited before, and Sc
has St Joseph, Our memory and the
files of the newspapers that we have
sIished are very thickly studded
with these visitatiOns.
1t is a cold north wind meeting {
hot south wind. There is a moment
a half hour, OF sultry silence, of sitting
air. All the winds of the heavens ar,
in that meeting; Gagged in moment
struggling for the mastery. Neithel
wins; the result is compromise;
new birth, one of natures most hellisl
monsters the tornado. The violen
winds, from opposite directions, aut
often antagoniStic temperatures, hav
clutched each others throats in deatl
grapple. And they whirl-nothing OF
earth whirls with such inferna
velocity. The friction gives birth t.
electricity. And now the monster i
fully made and armed. The northwes
and the southern currents are con
qucrcd, and the resultant comprOmis,
travels northeast. The whiri is fun
mel or an elephants trunk in form, an,
its path over the earth is ut the rate o
thirty miles an hour-the funnel gVrat
inc million times second. ScienC,
is not there TO count the revolutions
only to die if it touches the Gorgon
From the southwest at D. m. j
travels northeast till 6 or Z, and thel
dies. 1t has left track q quarter o
mile wide over which it has scattered
devastation, bounding like n rubbe
ball, tearing up trees by the roots
breaking giant trunks like pipe stems
making house splinter in an in
stant, stripping the clothing from me-
and feathers from fowls, drinking N
wells and streams. If the Greeks ha,
known this monster they would hav
put him at the head of their heroes il
! hell.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10

What pity that wrinkles should not be
all under our heels instead OF on our faces
II would be a much better arrangement
NinOn de l'EnclOs.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10

mercy, and has the privilege of taxing
the American people without any linn
itation of his power bv the Government.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-06-10

Act and speak to your servants as you
would wish others 10 DO 10 you if you were a
s3ryant,-Dionysius the Carthusian.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-08-30

can't come in while the company re-
mains. So you see, man can't hlrt
with his neighbours wife or harem
same as in New York"
"Does the Sultan have his food
tasted before he eats it?"
eyes. The Sultan lives in castle
surrounded by high walls and 1000
trustworthy soldiers, and his cham
berlain always tastes his food in his
presence before he touches it. Then
the Sultan waits to see the effect.
The soldiers are fed better than any
of their brethren in other parts of
the army to insure their faithful
ness. The Sultan generally eats
alone except when visited by an
ambassador. The palace is known
as TeldiZ Klosq or the Star Payil-
ion?"
How old is the Sultan?"
"About 40 years, and, considering
the little education he has had, he is
a bright and intelligent man. His
spies keep fully acquainted with
everything that goes on in Con-
stantinapIe."
"Do Turks drink ?"
"Oply Vienna beer. champagne
and brandy that they make. These
liquors we're not in existence when
MahOmmed made his laws"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-08-30
NOTICE

D F. GRANT HAS THIS DAY
IL. sold to Henry b. PrOut his entire
interest in the Forwarding and COMMITS
sion business heretofore carried on at
Milford, Beaver County, Utah, by
Grant Brothers.
The firm CT Grant Brothers has this day
been dissolved by mutusl consent and
the business of said firm will hereafter
be carried on by Henry B. Prout and
Heber j. Grant under the firm name and
style OF Prout s. Grant, who will be
responsible for sll debts due or to become
due from said firm Of Grant Brothers,
and will collect all debts due to the said
firm. 81. j. GRANT,
B. F. GRANT.
August 10, 1888. all
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-08-30
Dividend NO. 2.
NoTIOElTo STOCKHOLDERS OF

NOTICElTo STOCKHOLDERS OF
IN the Crescent Mining Company.
Notice is given that q dividend of 8
cents per share on the capital stock of
the company will be paid at the Office of
w. s. Mccormick, treasurer, on the 31st
day ofAOgust, 1888. Stock transfer books
will be closed at o'clock, D. M, on
August 25th, and be opened September
1st, 1888, and dividends will be paid to
those who are holders ss appears by the
books of the company on the evening of
the 25:h. G. L. HAIEEs, Sec'y.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-08-30

Having secured, for the
present, the large building
lately occupied by z. G. M.
I. Produce Department, bet
ter known as the Old City
Meat Market, I am prepared
to continue the purchase of
WOOL. Gail and see me.
H. B. CLAWSON
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-08-30

SHILOH'S COUGH and Con-
sumption Cure is sold by US on a
guarantees. It cures consumption.
Sold By z. G, Ii. I. Drug Store t6l
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1883-11-22

81 believe" said Mr.. Sullivan, Of
Boston, "every chap should know how
10 put up his props" (meaning, no
doubt, his mau!ers, or, in English, his
fists. at il great deal straighter
and better than drawing gun" mean
ing IL Is presumed, the using Of IA
pistol. In short, Professor sullivan
plants himsrlfon the manly art ofsef-
defense with his fists. The opinion
nf the distinguished professor is
worthy of consideration, and there l.
little doubt, that OH the whole, bloody
poscs, the result result of fistic encoun-
ers, ARE less Objectionable than bullet
perforated corpses. But there are
great physical inequalities between
men. Even tie profession. of which
Dr. Sullivan l. uhe of the most con
-picous, indeed, the most CONSPICUOUS
exponent, divide mankind into GLASSES
ur weights, 10y which we got heavy
weights and feather weights, or men
ii larger lone and stature, and Others
~ slight development. Every man
might know how TO put up his
props" but the light weight would
rinploy them In vain against the heavy
weight. What then j. 10 be done 10
'quaiize the combat If II IL 10 be con-
Quoted on the sullivan plan only?
The professor should give this branch
Of the subject anxious thought and
'rnd PREPARED properly tu advise AN
anxious world.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1883-11-22
True Ghost Stories.

The two ghost stories told by our
ut r'drnnt anatomisr are as romantic
l.. .. way AZ any ii 10y the Psychic
.",l ~Dci,ty. When hardly more
-, ~ H., at Lancaster, the future de-
irT Il yivi ection was studying for
On, ,liral profession he hnd u horror
! IN eEsily details Of the business,
,.uri nr imagined he could never over
'olr. lie Wa cured, strange to say,
- fright. Having to take some med
me nu II windy night Ia Lancaster Cas-
e.. lee al to pass through the room
8. which he had taken part in dissec-
,Eg, Just AS he ertpred the room with
3 .s,>.,ct of medicine under his arm, the
.'o rs which hid the moon suddenly
rr eel. door slammed, and, looking
-. the future biologist saw what no
2 uIcat was an enormous figure in
Into. with arms outstretched, looking
,.uwn upon him.
II" Turned around trembling, and
"g.ins, the wall opposite stood another
agurc ia whit. no dropped his basket
aId ran. The patients in Lancaster
I.s'lc got 10 madeleine that night. But
$50 u hc returned next day and found
hat Ice had onl been frightened hy
nort'larv sheets. he braced his nerves
u 81 that he was soon collecting skulls.
II made fine set but for long time
/ e .nu.a not get an Ethiopian skull.
4; last a negro died in Lancaster Castle,
AID the young doctor got permission to
nave his head. IL was again q windy
ight when the operation of removing
the head was determined upon. But
labitcd in his long cloak, then the fash
ion, and provided with blue bag. the
comparative anatomist soon had the
head slowed away. As he left the room
in which the coffin lay, however, the
wind slammed the door, caught his
cloak, and n, arly threw him on his face.
Attempting to recover himself he lost
his hold of the bag. the head fell out
and rolled with increasing velocity
down flight of stairs, across court
ward and settled itself upon the neck,
with one eve open and the other shut,
IN a room where two women shrieked.
The professor rushed wildly after it,
took no notice of the women, seized the
skull, put it in his bag again. and ran
from the castle. Four or five years
afterwardh he was attending dying wom-
an, who called loudly for clergyman
to whom she had something TO tell.
The doctor begged her to tell him, as
there was no clergyman neal enough to
lie called in time. At length she spoke.
"Oh, sir, / had husband who was q
negro, and fear bad man. He died,
sir, in Lancaster Castle; and oh sir, 7
Was standing one day in the rooms when
my husbands head came out of the
floor, and seemed to ask me to help him.
And then, sir, the devil came through
the door, snatched up the head, and
put it in bag, and disappeared before
could do anything. And ! have never
done anything. Oh, sir, what can do
Cor my poor husbands soul. London
letter 10 the liverpool Mercury.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1883-11-22
They Weren't Sandwiches.

Among the score of us who rushed
into railroad eating-house in Miss So
ippi at the call of "twenty minutes for
dinner was a chap who had his mind
made up to say something imp easan:
when he came to pay for his meal. II"
was growing when he went in, ard
jawed all the while he was eating, and
when he slouched up to the desk 10 p ~
his 10 cents he broke out with:
Them sandwiches are enough to kill
q dog"
What sandwiches
"Why, them on the table"
But We have no sandwiches On the
table, sir" protested the landlord
"You haven't? Well, should like t.
know what YOU call them roasted brick.
bats on that blue platter?"
You didn't try to eat one of those y
"Yes, / didm
"Then, my friend, you had better 60
for doctor at once Those are table
ornaments, made Of terra-cotta. ant
were placed there to help fill MP space
Land o cats! but you must have lived
in cane-brake all your lifew
The traveller rushed into the car aud
began to suck at whisky-fask, aud he
didn't get over looking pale 10. three
hours.
And they were sandwiches after I'll -
real good ham sandwiches mode III
day The landlord had adopted tiat
particular style, instead Of usinga cluL.
- Detroit Free Press.