Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-07-27

teenth century, was found dead in his
bed with signs of having been strangled.
He was very fat; had gone to bed
drunk, and tying his night-cap strings
too tight was found strangled. The old
authors whom n drop too much and the
accident of going to bed booty killed
form quite n list. Sir George Etheridge,
author Of ''Sir Fopling F1utter," hav-
ing passed the evening with some la
borious old soakers, staggered out to
light them downstairs. He fell over
and broke his neck. Lee, the rival of
Dryden, was going home drunk, and,
falling in the street, was run over by a
dray; and Edgar Allen Poe, the most
brilliant of American poets. died of ex-
posure and ill-treatment when recover
ing from n debauch. A pinch of snuff
accidentally dropped into a glass of
wine that Jean Baptist Santeul, one of
the greatest Latin poets France ever
| produced, was drinking, killed him in
a few hours. Eating too many melons
killed Argyropo!is and the melancholy
Cowley. who had been TO n merry-mak-
ing with Rev. Thomas Sprat, afterward
Bishop of Rochester. Both were drunk
and lay down TO sleep by a haystack.
Cowley caught a cold and died. Xenoc-
rates accidentally walked into n well,
and Charles Lamb stumbled and pro-
| duced rupture which ended his life.
William Duprat, the Bishop of Cler-
mont, was the victim of an accident
which indicated his weakness of char
acter. He was the possessor of the
most beautiful beard that. up to his
time, had ever been seen in France, and
/ Nrfarsa Il q "a r.. 4.
presented himself nj his cathedral 10 as
sist in the performance of religious SER
vices. He found three canons awaiting
his arrival. The dean held in his hands
pair of scissors and razor, another
bore a copy of the statute of the chapter
where IL is stated that in order TO enter
the choir the beard must be shaved,
while the third pointed out to the Bishop
the spot where these fearful commands
/ were inscribed. As the dean was about
to commence operations the Bishop
cried: "Spare my beard and will re-
nounce the bishopric." The Bishop
ran off TO his chateau, but eventually
| yielded TO the stern canons of the church,
but the modification of losing his beard
was so great that he was thrown into
n fever.
A curious incident is related as occur
| ing during the war of 1909 between En-
gland and France. A brig commanded
| by an American was captured by the
| Sparrow cutter of San Domingo. under
the belief that she was sailing under
false colors-at any rate, carrying enc
my's goods. The court mt Port ROYAL
found the ships papers all correct, and
the Captain swore so positively as to
her American nationality that the court
decided in his favor. The American
commander then began proceedings
against Lieutenant Wylie. the Spar
rows commander. While the case was
pending n small tender In the charge of
Midshipman FELTON, came into port, and
the young officer being a friend of
Wylie ut once went on board and
learned of his dilemma. The midship-
man ut once said the brig was lawful
prize, and related that a few days be-
fore the sailors had captured an enor-
nous shark. and, cutting her up, had
taken out the genuine papers of the
brig which had been thrown overheard
when capture was imminent, and they
proved beyond doubt that the brig and
cargo were French. The friends hast
ened to Kingston, but the news travelled
before them; but the skipper had
skipped, leaving his vessel. and Lieu
tenant Wylie was richerby several thou
rand pounds.
LUCKY ACCIDENTS.
Not always are accidents disastrous,
ill-omencd, ruinous. Chance has been
the parent of many great invention,
and the means of discovering benefac-
tons for the human race. Shrewd
minds have otter turned to practical
advantage accidental observations.
Once the great philosopher. Calico Ga
lelel, was in the cathedral nc Pisa
watching the oscillations of a lamp that
hung from the roof. He noticed that
the swings, or vibrations, were all per-
formed in equal times whether the arc
OF the swing was large or small. and
whether the lamp had just begun to
swing or was nearly ready to cease its
oscillations. Returning home, he made
pcndulums Of various lengths, To which
he attached weights, and he soon found
that the time of oscillation for each
pendulum bore certain ratio TO tho
length Of the string. From this acct
dental occurrence came the application
of the pendulum as n regulator OF
clocks
Blue-tinted writing paper was discov-
cred by an accident. Mrs. East, the
wife of an English paper-maker. going
among the watts while the paper-makers
were at dinner. she let n blue-bag fall
into one of them. and, Mortified at the
mischief she had done, said nothing
about II TO any one. The spoiled paper
was hidden away in the warehouse fol
four years, then sent TO his London
agent to sell for what il would fetch. TIL,
novelty found favor in the London mar
ket. and the agent closed out the blue
tinted paper at an advance, and or
dered more. Mrs. East now came for
: ward and claimed new cloak as tn,
reward for her accidental piece of care
lessness, and her husband for tim,
reaped n rich reward by the exclusiv,
: sale of his blue paper.
Envelopes, now so essential in IN,
transmission of every letter, were dis
( discovered by accident. A BRIGHTON
stationer used TO ornament his shop win
dow with piles of writing paper in pyra
Y midal form, rising from the largest siz
, to the smallest in use, and, in order {,
finish them off nicely he cut cards I,
: bring them To n point. The ladie
thought these cards were diminutiv
. sheets of note-paper, and great was tn
demand for ''sOme of that dear littl
: paper;" so that the stationer found
profitable TO cut some of It in that pat
tern. But there was no space for ad
: dressing the notelets when they wer
y folded, and, after much brain worry
q he invented the envelope. which he Gu
= with the aid Of metal plates made f.
:, the purpose
y The stocking loom was brought int
i use by an accident. which Is common
n GRATED in n picture belonging TO IN
!. Framework Knitters' Company. Nea,
IN ly two hundred years ago William lie,
student of Cambridge University, VIZ
20 expelled for marrying. contrary to Il
70 college. His wife was poor and helpe
l' him by knitting stockings. Sittir
v watching the motion of her fingers, Il