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From Saturdays Daily.
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From Saturdays Daily.
Circus tonight.
Clam bake and boat ride on the tapis
for Monday. Further particulars by
posters.
Fires are reported doing considerable
of damage ON the San Juan and Orcas
islands.
Brig Levi Stevens arrived from San
Francisco today, and proceeded up to
Tacoma, to load lumber for San Fran
cisco.
Mr.. Geo. Sterrett has taken another
contract from Mrs. Webster to build two
more cottages, to be 22x32 feet each, with
II feet ceiling.
Mr.. Melville Levy, son of the we'll
known S. W. Levy, Esq, of San Fran
cisco, is in town on a visit to Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Landes.
The Band of Hope will meet in the
Presbyterian church on Sunday, Aug.
18th, at 3:15 P. NJ. All are cordially in
vited to attend.
After this date the First National
Bank of this place will not receive
British Columbia notes at par. Holders
should govern themselves accordingly.
The Snohomish river is now about as
low as ever known. Even canoe navi-
CATION is attended with some difficulty
above Snohomish City where the in
fluence of the tides is not felt.
Hadlock's pile driver is busily engaged
on an addition to the saw mill wharf,
which is to be when completed S0x120
feet. This addition to their already large
wharf viii enable sea-going vessels to
load at the mill. The mill has been
obliged to run on half-time, on account of
the wharf not being built far enough out
to allow large vessels to load from it.
As soon as this addition is completed,
the mill will be run to its fullest capacity,
and ere loag foreign vessels will take
cargoes from this mill. A big industry
in this enterprise is ahead of us.
, 1883-08-16
Prom Fridays DaEIy.
Circus tomorrow.

Circus tomorrow.
Waterman & Katz are in receipt of
lot OF new goods per stermer Mexico.
Our produce and fruit merchants are
in receipt of a choice lot of apples,
peaches, &c, per steamers Mexico and
Willamette
Messrs. Freedman 4 Masters, photo
graphers of Victoria, are in town taking
views of all the principal business hous-
es and residences.
Next Sunday Father Bouchard's lee
ture az 40 4. NJ, will be ON the "Worship
OF Images" and at 7 p NJ, on "Puga-
tory" All are invited.
Mr.. Fred Hartung, an old resident Of
this place, now of Anaheim, Los Ang-
elles county, Cal, arrived on the Mexico
last night, on visit to his brother in
law Mr.. Rothschild, of this place.
Mr.. Fred L. Terry, of the firm of
jackson & Terry, of The Peoples Mar
ket, returned We'd aesday from Quileute,
having purchased 45 head of beef cattle
at that place.
The steam collier Willamette arrived
last night from San Francisco, and dis
charged 20 tons of freight at this place
She Proceeded up Sound to load with
coal at Seattle, for San Francisco.
The lighthouse tender Shubrick ar
rived here last night from Portland. She
had several distinguished passengers on
boanl, among whom were NayorChapmar
and Theodore Barker, of Portland. They
left this morning on cruise among the
lslaHds and will probably return this
)eveaing.
49,
che steamship Mexico arrived from
San Francisco via Victoria last nipbt
with the following passengers for thi
place: ADickenson. Lizzie Naloney
IN the steerage- Her freight for SOM,
ports was as follows: Port Townsend
"a tonsi Seattle, 46S; Tacoma, Ig=
Olympia, "A. She had a total p,,ssenae
list of Isl.
Owing to the Quiucs It. wbar- war,
houses being completely alled wifi
freight the Madras was Obliged to ii,
, 1883-08-16
Proceedings of the City Council.
AUGUST 10, 1881.

AUGUST 10, 1888.
The meeting was called to order by G.
VI. Bradshaw, Mayor, with the following
councilmen present: J J Hunt, Henry
Landes, \ Weymouth, Jno Norris and 4
4 Hummer. The following absentees
were noted: Fl l. TibbaIs and ] f Shee-
han.
The minutes of last meeting were read
and approved.
The following bills were ordered paid:
j y Van Bokkelen, city magistrate s..
Chas Finn. city marshall .. 2lO
) + Sheehan, keeper of county jail 1900
Il Z Hill, bill of seal and clerks fees 80. 20
Retail liquor license was granted to
Albert Briggs for six months.
Application of Franklin Tucker for
liquor license laid over until next meet
ing.
Application of 2 Peterson for LIQUOR
license denied him.
The seal procured by the city clerk
adopted by the city.
NV iOlAphiLs appointments We're
made by the mayor and approved by the
council:
j j Van Bokkelen, Judicial officer.
r c Hill, City Clerk.
Henry Landes, City Treasurer.
DIR l. I Seavey, City Health Officer.
A } Fortrhan, City Surveyor.
H l. Tibbals, Street Commissioner.
Henry Landes, City Collector.
d II Hill, City Assessor.
George II Jones, City Attorney.
1t was ordered by the council that the
clerk notify all wholesale liquor dealers
to sell no liquor without license.
The future meetings of the council
will be held at p. H., the 10th of each
month.
Two hundred dollars was ordered set
apart to pay JnO. Lancaster the balance
due him on contract
Council adjourned.
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/ julon wharf. Hr -'ni~ 'r" taken ron
, II" wharf ana hauled h'" il'"+i~
war,arT-- oppose" I'll" t7-''" H'n-.
It I~ T'''",y.i,at t..H' m"i' w"7'h' i'St
To'I .- N..t,d 'E "''H "4tINrN-
Tav"@H.w' G.ErH-.. Dnu C-~t~llo'~
circus viii return trrl Wet ur.G tumu.-
row. "Arr" 1t has been exhibiting
tins wo.:. with unusual success JUiG-
Ing from TN" compliments rali hy Tia"
press "t ti" country. tins circus must bc
q worthy one ihe NIrtoTIa I0St says:
Dan 'a~teIL"N c'rcuN WIS again well
attrnH"d last evening, and the frequent
bursts OF applause testified the approval
of the autI"uc". Ane performance was
something the same as on tine first night
bUt WAS well received by the audience.
many OF whom would have liked to have
seen it repeated for ID whole week. The
"Laiil.'."'9 "P'li'h oil al was that 'as-
'''I' $ circus meats anything III It's lme
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IMPROVEMENTS At THE TOWNSEND IRON
WGEKS.-Ihis enter prisiug company
have in course Of construction an ad-
ditiou to their already large building.
t. he used as blacksmith and boiler
shop. This structure IS to be 4OxGO feet
one story high. and will be used in com
ncction with their foundry. machine sbor
able to do all their work in tbn MANN
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their success and ar, ouite well assurad
of the fact that this industry will he -
growing and prosperous, one.
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use Of his establisbment He h3s loi oiSn q,
two large bath rooms. one for ladies' and
the other for gentlemen. The Iadias
hath room, bo, .. siJa o,,+,.,,,,,.,.,, .I,,.
, 1883-08-16

That abnormal product of modern
civilization, the dude. has been the sub
ject of much ridicule and many funny
paragraphs; but no one accuses the dude
of going to Clinger's auction store to
take advantage of the low prices; such an
act would be evidence of good sense
quite out of keeping with the character
of the dude.
, 1883-08-16
Norwegian Shin DIR. NIEzGER

From Hamburg, via San Francisco.
Neither the Captain nor the undersigned
agents Will he responsible for debts contract
ed by the c Ncers and crew OF the above nam
ed vessel.
CHAS. PEDERSEN. Master.
Rothschilds Co., Agents.
Port Townsend, May q. 1851.
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British Steamer MADRAS.
From Hong Kong.

Neither the Captain nor the undersigned
agents of he above named vessel will DE re-
snonsible for any debts contracted by tie ofti
W. ii. BRADLEY, Master.
Ro;hschlId & Co., Agents.
Port Townsend. Aug. u, 1883.
, 1883-08-16
American Ship MATILDA,
From EtPn, Peru.

Neither the Captain or the undersigned
agents of the above named vessel. VIII bcr
Sponsible for debts contracted by the officer
and crew thereof.
j. j MERRYMAN, Master.
Rothschild 4 Co.. agents.
Port Townsend May IS, 1883.
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Barkentine ELINoR VERNON.
From HOnolulu.

NEITHER the Captain nor the undersigned
Agents will he responsible for debts contracted
by officers or crew OF the above named vessel.
- ;. l.. HU MPITREY, Master.
ROTHSCHILD 4 Co, Agents.
Port Townsend, May -, 1883.
, 1883-08-16
French bark Felix EStjYSnt.
From Valparaiso.

From Valparaiso.
Neither the Captain nor IL untiersi1naa
Agents VIII he responsible for d :bts cont tracted
,,,, GO. l. GRASLIS IN, Mastey,
Port Townsend, Jan. "a ISS3
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French BRIG HECTOR.
From Champarico, via :. +

7 TOIl I IlIII IIITIJV- N - T
Neither the Captain nor the undersigned
agents will be responsible for any debts con .
tracteI by the crew of tile above named YES
sci. d. LAbt Elthb, master.
Port Townsend, Aug. 1885,
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From Bordeaux, via san Francisco

FROM BoFutluA' VII SAN fIlhclsco.
Neither the Captain nor the undersigned
agents OF the above named vessel will bc re-
sponsiblc for any debts contracted by officers
or crew. L. MAUGERE, Master.
ROTHSCHILD 4 Co., Agents.
PorI Townsend, Aug. IL, 1888.
, 1883-08-16
British Bark Caspar.

From Valparaiso via Astoria.
1"eITher the captain nor the UNDERMINED
Ut agents will be responsible for debt. con-
tracted BY the crew of the above namod v,-s
sci JAMES DAVIS. Master
Port Townsend February - 1919
, 1883-08-16
American Ship KATE DAVENPORT.

NEITHER the CAPTAIN nor the undersigned
Agents, Will be responsible for debts cOntric-
ted by the officers or crew of the above named
vessel. + Il MALLETT, Master.
ROTHSCIIILD & CO., agents.
Port Townsend, June /, 1882.
, 1883-08-16
BORN,

fLlNI.-At Port Discovery. August 9th
1888, to the wife of Alfred Flint, a son,
, 1883-08-16

Groceries retailed at the
lowest prices quoted by any
dealer in the city, and quail
ty and weight fully guaran-
teed.
Plummer Bros. & Terry.
, 1883-08-16
Erench IRarI< Aurustinc.

From San Franci-co.
Neither the Captain nor the undersiSned
agents will DE responsible for debts con.
tracted by the officers or crew OF tho above
named vessel.
c. BRECHOIR, Master.
ROthschiid Co, agents.
Port Town..1nd, March 10. lsSi.
, 1883-08-16
Port Townsend Market Report.
CORRECTED weekly by Waterman & Katz.

Subscribe for the ARGUS!
, 1883-08-16
COAL FOR SALE,
French Bark EMILE.

At WATERMAN j hATZ,
One hundred and fifty tons OF WalIsend, y = W
best coal, at lowest prices.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12
Pearls of Thought.

No man should part with his own
individuality aud become that OF an'
other.
He who is not earnestly sincere lives
in but half his beng, self-mutilated,
self-paralYzed.
The best society and conversation is
that 10 which the heart has greater
share than the head.
1t is often owing to consciousness
Of a designing temper in ourselves, that
we are led to suspect others.
Be courageous aud noble.minded;
Or own heart, and not other mems
opinions of us, forms our true honor.
Opposition is what we want and must
have, to be go for anything. Hard
ship is the native soil of manhood and
self.reliance.
A clear conscience is worth more
than gold or silver. Hence 1t is neces-
sary to live so that our acts and daily
life will indicate it.
Discretion of speech is more than
eloquence, and 10 speak agreeably to
him with whom we deal, is more than
to speak in good OrdS or in good or"
der.
Ifyou devote your time TO study you
will avoid all the irksomeness OF life;
nor will you long for the approach OF
night. being tired of the day; nor will
you be burden to yourself. nor your
society unsupportable to others.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12
His Only Chance.

A passenger on a small steamer run
ming along the American shore OF Lake
Huron hunted out the captain and
said {:
Captain, the mate is drunk.
Yes, presume so, was the reply.
That's his greatest fault-he will get
drunk
Pretty soon the passenger returned
with further news. He had found that
the chef engineer had been accidentally
left behind.
oh, WE'LL replied the captain, some
OF the firemen will put her through all
right
In the course of half an bonr the
messenger discovered that the boat was
overloaded, short-banded and leaking,
and he returned to the captain aud re-
ported, and added
i expect nothing less than to be
blown up before we reach Lexlng
tOn.'
MY lriend,' said the captain in a
fatherly way, that's your only chance
We won't have storm, the mate ID
SOLDERING up, the boys have gone down
10 stop the Leaks, and # We can't blow
you up and settle with your wldoV Tor
about $3.50, Pm afraid you'll live fol
several years yet. III go down and
see II there is any chance for an explo'
| aion -
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12

TAMING A WoLF.-At a recent
meeting Of The anthropological society
of France, at which the supposed de-
scent Of the dog from the wolf was dis
cussed. M. Harbourdn said that he bad
brought upa wolf that was as gentle as
lamb. II was also remarkably inteIl'
gent, and could open the doors by tnrn'
ing the handles. When it heard CLOCK
strike II would stand on lts bind legs
and move The bands round with its paws
II was fond Of perfumes, and lived OF
the best of terms with the poultry ant
other animals, but had great aierslor
to cats. NJ. de Mornllet, on the othel
hand, said that be had been endeayor'
ing in vain 10 tame wolves. He ioun'
them gentle enough 80 long as the
| we're young, but they became savag
at the adult age. f
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12
NO. A..
An InsurrectiOn Subdued

One of the traces Of the street'car
horse broke, delaying the car seven or
eight minutes. Afir of to the right
one could see into the backyard OF
house, and directly the passengers on
the car were gazing that way at a
pantomim': A man Oh the car took II
upon himself to explain what was oc'
, curing. lie began:
a woman and her husband appear
at the back door. Sic is excited-he is
the picture OF calmness.'
1t was so. Sle waved her arms and
eesticuated the man seemed TO
whistle.
Now she leads him 20 bedsteld she
has been scaldiug,' continued the plssen
ger. she is probably saying that she
will smash 1t with an axe, and he is
probably replying that she'll haye 10
sleep on the floor if she does. If | had
time I'd adYisc her TO use kerosene oil
ia the crevices, but haven't
The woman then led the man TO
carpet hanging on the fence aud
waved hsr arms some more.
She's telling him to pull off his coat
and beat it,, exclaimed the passenger.
and he replies that he'll see that old
thing burned first. No true wife will
eyer ask her husband to haYe anything
to do with carpet
The two suddenly disappear into the
house, and the interpreter remarked:
Hold on-this isn't the end She's
taken him 10 10 show where she wants
the kitchen stove moved to. Their e
they come, aud she Is mldder'n ever
The actors reappeared aud stood IN
the attitude of enemies about to beglu
a combat.
She's saying that she rues the day
sue ever sat eyes on him. whispered
the passenger.
She's calling him a loaier and
drunkard, aud he's telling her to set the
chimney afre and let the fireman do
her hosse cleaning. Whoa, there /!
She's flying off the handle There !
She's bit him with bedstead slat He
staggers, but RECEIVERS aud tries to
grasp her. She whacks him again, and
now be turns TO fee. He reaches the
fence, but che reaches him y
Some of the passengers ran out upon
the platform to get a clear view, but the
interpreter climbed to the roof and con-
tinued-
She has got him down on an ash
heap She's telling him that he has
reached the end of his rope aud has got
to cut bait or fish. He struggles ! She
chokes him and jams his head into the
ashes Now he Is quit. Now she let's
him up. Ladies and gentlemen, the
great, moral exhibition is over, and
virtue and perseverance have won
another glorious triumph p-DetrOtt
Free Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12
Stuck on the Golden DIR cam
kusinessi

My love- said Mr.. Topnoody to his
wife, Tuesday evening, would you like
to atten d the commencement, at tMusic
Hall tonight p
Does, 1t cost anythiAy to.gJT
No, my love-
Il thought so.'
'WhY my dear p
Because yol wolld not have invited
me to 90 ifit did,
Oh, yes I would, my dear, for /
want yol to 90. There is something
50 youthful and joyous ln such gather
ings such a wealth OF young hopes
such a profusion Of promise such a
happy association Of the young and old,
bringing memories 50 dear to US that
watt echoes ol of the times wnen we
were first ste piping over the threshold
of our future, filed with golden
dreams.'
'That sounds right vel. TOp1oO ly,
but don't want to go. an prcju-
dicea against commencement OF all
kinds, | took 10 Que once that | have
never recovered from
why, my dear, you surprise me-
never heard of it before. What was
it@
We'll, TopnoodV, it wa5 the COM
m encement Of your attentions to me
when | was girl. looked over one
threshold too many that time, and got
stuck on your golden dream business;
| heard the echoes waited, back, aud
tumbled to the mem )re5 50 dear, as it
we're bat Tornoody, | aio't that way
any more, and the onlY commencement
of conduct toward the wife OF Your bos-
ON which will give me some encoura-
cement Is the teaching have wasted
on you. Every time thiak OF IL
But Topnoody departed hastily, and
revived dear memories bV himself.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12
The First Prayer in Colorado

Father Dyer, q Methodist minister,
was the pioneer preacher in Colorado.
He brought prayer oyerln a wheel
barrow before any of the Pullman
sleeper preachers arrived. 1t is related
of Father Dyer that when he first lam
ded 10 what is now Denver he saw be-
fore him large tent, and to that, sup
posing a camp meeting was IN progress
he wended his way. 10 his astonlsh'
ment he found-not a Camp-meeting,
but very extensive SORES OF games,
such as faro, poker, keno and the like,
going forward. He remained about
the tent for forty eight hours, looking
very inteutly upon the progress OF the
games. At the end OF that period be
stepped upon a table and said, in a
voice loud enough 20 be heard al
about him: Boys, l have looked al
your game now tor the past eight anc
iorty hours. Now, l ask you to give
some attention to mine. Let US pray
They had not known before that the
solemp-looklng man was a minister
but at The invitation hats were taken
off, chips were dropped, and all bowed
their .heads IN prayer, with Father
DYER leading. And that was the frs
public prayer uttered 10 the Pixies
Peak country. After the prayer haC
been concluded the games were re-
sumed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12

freshments. We had hardly stopped
when a boy came hurrying through the
car iuqulring if Mr.. Tyke was aboard"
That's my name l answered
Here's telegram for you.'
tore il open, as The boy buried into
tie next car as if to deliver another
message.
Mine was this:
Warwick is on the tram with YOU,
and will get off at -. He wears a
SLOUGH hat and gray coat, is thick.set
bandy-legged, and has slight stoop in
the shoulder; also carries black leath-
er satChel. Arrest him on sight.
BEAKEs.'
l bustled out, and the very first per
son l encountered tailed so exactly
with the description in the telegram as
10 leave no doubt that 1 had found my
man.
He made no attempt to fee, but adj
vanced boldly, looking me directly in
the face.
You're my prisoner y l SAID abrupt
ly seizing his collar.
That's what l call cheeky y he re-
piled, pulling loose, and tackling me,
adding: Il rather think yon're my
prisoner
A vigorous scLffle ensued. For a
time neither OF us weht further than
tr, ing to keep his hold on the other.
But my opponent lost temper at last
and planted a blow Of bis light fist
directly over my right eye. l 'coun'
tered on his nose, tapping the claret'
freely. Both called on the bystanders
for assistance; but they only formed a
ring and exorted US 10 go it !
And we were going it, lively when
sharp voice brought US 10 an arm
istice.
Hello !.-whal's this p inquired a
iolly-faced man, in whom l recognized
Captain Beaks, my chief, whose name
was 10 the telegram.
live got him!' l said out Of
breath.
'I've-I've got him = painted my
antagonist, quite as much blown as my
self.
Now who is it that you've both got,
pray ? qocried the captain. looking puz-
zled.
.Drumford Marwick,' we both shou-
ted simultaneously.
thought the captain would split bis
sides.
Il have your telegram TO arrest the
scoundlel!' said, not a little plqued
at such levity,
Il have your order TO nab the VILLAIN
on sight rejoined my adversary.
An active renewal Of hostllities wa 5
imminent, but the captain stepped be-
tween us. Hold en-, Sluth Hold on.
Tyke.' be ipterposed. Let me zee
those messages.'
Two scraps of paper we're thrust INTO
Lis hand.
Tie Captain laughed louder than
ever.
So you've each been telegraphed to
arrest the other = he said. who could
have played you such trick?
Then the Captain introduced me TO
Dick Sleuth- with " hom had already
scraped a rather informal acquaintance
as a brother detective from neigh
boring city.
A fresh telegram was put into the
Captains hands.
'Ha! this explains it = be exclalm'
ed. Mar wick has just been caught
disguised as a countryman. 1t was
doubtless he who sent the two tele-
grams. He must have smoked you
both out on the train.'
Dick and shook hands, looked TOOL
ish and hauled off for repairs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12
A NJ onstrOus Serpent.

A snake so huge as to suggest the
suspicion tlat the sea serpent has ten'
porarIly deserted its native element
has been discovered ID the Wizenberg
mountains. in South Africa. A resl-
dent. who went out 10 shoot rock-rao-
bits, was sitting quietly waiting. wien
suddenly. from large opening in
rock close by, he heard a great noise
among these animals. He sat still
wondering what It could mean, wheu
presently an enormous snake appear
ed. He describes it as being scaly, and
having head like good sized cali, a
neck about two feet and a body OF
about SIX feet 10 circumference, its
length about twenty 10 twenty-five
wards. He saw the reptile first draw
its hind body forward, then, raising the
front part Of its body to the height Of
about fifteen feet, 1t gradually raised
itself over a large krantz and dlsap-
peqred. lie thought of firing, but, bis
gun being loaded with very small shot,
he was afraid OF drawing its attention
upon him. He also asserts that be
was within fifteen or twenty yards. and
had a good view of the snake for about
five mln utes. A party Of hunters went
out from the village the ensuing day to
hunt tie snake, but did not fad 1t
which perhaps was not very surprls-
ing.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12

1t is estimated that Pennsylvania mas
coal enough 10 supply the demand ioI
three centuries. The total anthracite
area before mining commenced was
800. 900 square miles. Allowing lOOO
tons to the acre, foot 10 depth would
give 800, 900 600 ions. Assuming that
the depth averages thirty feet IL gives q
grand total OF 1900, 900. 900 tons. Al
the present time the consumption aver
40 es about 30 600, coo tons year.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12

We'll, father the young man sald'
joyously, coming home from college,
mere | am, with The sheepskin OF a
graduate L see,' said the old man'
grizzly, 'aud you're wearing 1t over
vour bones. That's right
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12

A pIous French priest recently gave
out an announcement of procession
to take place next day, as follows: II il
rains in the morning the procession
will take place in the afternoon, and ii
it rains in the afternoon the procession
wilt take place in the morning.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-09-12

A smart but ambitious man wrote
his name and address on a ten dollar
bank note, so that thousands OF people
would think OF him as they handled
that money. Four days afterwards the
note was traced back TO him by this
means, with the pleasant discovery that
II was counterfeit.