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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
WHITTIER'S OPINION OF !
BOILED DINNER.

The old-fashioned New England bev-
erage cider was mentioned, and Mr..
Whittier stated that he had once derived
much benefit when unwell, "when moth
ing tasted good" from the use of cider.
Huntington suggested that without cider
we should not have vinegar. "Wel,
said Whittier, vinegar is not OF much
use after all" Except replied Hunt
ington, "to eat on cabbage and cucum-
bers." Neither of which are fit to be
eaten" remarked the poet. 81 think 1t
would be good idea to start prohibl-
ton party on those two articles. As for
cabbage, it is not fit to be eaten; II you
cook it in the house, you have got to
burn your house down afterward to get
rid Of the smell; it is certainly the most
diabolical smell that was ever invented
and Whittier, who was sitting near the
open stove CRATE, upon which ne had de.
posted his tall hat, folded his hands and
laughed hearty silent laugh. What
do you think of onions Mr.. Whittier ::
asked |. "Well," he replied, "onion:
are not quite so bad, for you can get rid
of the smell of those in three or foul
days" Then" said Huntington, you
would not approve Of the old.fashloned
boiled dinner >" "No. | think that Il
q detestable dish. remember that m!
father used to have it, in which cabbage,
onions, potatoes, turnips and carrots were
all boiled up together. and turned out In
to dish all in a heap, with great
greasy piece Of meat in the middle.
think that is the reason why the present
generation is not so strong as the former
1t is owing to the way the parents lived
eating so much pork and potatoes. ou'
last war showed that. The farmers were
not nearly as strong as the men recruited
in the cities-Portland, Portsmouth, ane
Boston," "But the people in the cities
do not have the free air We get IN th'
country" said Huntington. 81 know
that" replied Whittier; "but they 1--we
better, and that makes great differ
ence." GEORGE NJ. WHITE, IN Harper
Maqazine for February.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
The Prophet Honored I'm His Own Couo-
try even in His own House.

TBK honest simple narrative Of Mrs 5. j.
wuirP. who resides al Ne. l57 Williams ST.,
Providence, X. L.
During the past six or seven years I have
been severely afflicted with Kidney disease, csas-
ing intense backsches. dizziness. and other Sc
we're pains through my body and limbs, rendering
me - weak and PrUstra;e that at times IL Was
impossible for me TO do any part Of my house
work have had also a fiuttering Of the heart.
aud was terribly distressed for breath. was
very miserable and completely worn out and dis
couraged. had no ambition 10 undertake 10 do
anything. and barely Sufficient strength TO render
eNisteacc desirable, having failed 70 find any re-
lief from the doctors prescriptions At this
trying crisis friend persuaded me TO obtain
bottle of Hunts Remedy. and now / rejoice that
followed this friendly advice, foT the Remedy
acted ike a charm Ia my ~a~- After l had
taken few doses. my health began 10 improve;
felt better every way. The au,terng Of the
heart. the intense hackachcs. and terrible short
ness Of the breath speedily disappeared, my
strength and ambition soon returned. and before
had taken two bottles of the Remedy was en-
tiroly wcu and able % wash and iron and do my
houscwork once in a while l am troubled with
the headache. and as soon ~ l am taken / resort
o. Hunts Remedy. and a few doses hI me al
right. shall never D. without u in the future.
have frequently recommended the Hunts Rem
ely 20 ms friends. and they have experienced
relief from the first dose. heartily recommend
IL 10 al who are afflicted with Kidney disease or
diseases Of the Liver Bladder. or Urinary organs.
! think DO family should b. Withou; IL.
Mrs. :. j. WHIP,
Ne. IL Williams ST., Providence, L. l."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
entsnmlat ~ Ca ~
IA - - H.n
prte. as .,.. ("rugg,.t-). BY mall. %
cts. prepaid. Three bHt'ies 81.
From the marv Ctty Testimonials we
civ, "A Few.
CAPitlARIs CURkp NE


OF dsndruf aud huulor, r. {. NEAL, NJ D
AZ cut,d ne OF Dshdrur, n. ;. u Oll ID
ApOtn,csry,c rser Myrtl, and CoDxIe-. streets.
IL s4its pr.ve it, popularity 1CPPl, klNS-
MANA ALDEN, DTuxpsts.
lis bringing out g"od gro~th OF hair where
WAS bad L. A. PAkSON-, (Duggisi) GEO. Z.
BF AR-E p. ~. HaNLiN. GARDINER u. PAX
kER y. LASIER.
know f Is cWTing we've OF nv customers OF
b,l Iness. dApdTud &c, L y. S.'MbRS Barber.
.boye disrssa ;, JOH< Z. VEL n, Barber.
1 am highh pleased With Capillaris II sur
ps.-,s An, This ever u-e,l for the ladies' toilet
| t,s.. d iaa-nr. In recommending ", N1Ss T.
KOGLhS HkLk\ D. HIGGINS : and many other,
1 nave us.-d youf hair dressing, thirE IL has all
the merits y,u eisiIn for II on your circulars
JDH> {. FkOCrER ESQ.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
ON Thirty DAYs' TTIAL.

THEYoLrMc BELT Co., MARSHALL, A,ch-'
will send DR.. Dyes's celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days to men young OF old
who are afflicted with nervous deoliiy'
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran,
teeing speedy and complete restoration OF
health and manly vigor. Address as above:
N. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial Is allowed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
HuP BIIrEE- ARE The PUREsT AND BEST
BiTTERs EVER MADE.


They are compounded from Hops, Malt,
Buchu, Mandrake and DaBdelion-the old
rst, best aud most valuable medicines in
the world aud contsin all the best and most
curative properties of all other remedies,
being the greatest Blood Purifier, Liver
Regulator, and Life and Health Restoring
Agent ON earth. No disease or i'll health
can possibly long exist where these Bitters
are used, so varied and perfect are their
operations. =,
They give new life and vigor to the aged
and intir,n. To all whose employments
cause irregularity of the bowels or urinary or,
gans- or WHO require an Appetizer. Tonic and
mild Stimuiant. Hop Bitters are invaluable,
being highly curative, tonic and stimulating,
without intoxicating,
No matte what your feelings or symptoms
arp, what the disease or ailment Is. use Hop
Ritt.rs Don't wait until you a.e sick. but ii
von only feel bad or miserable, use Hop Bitters
al once. n may save your lite hnndre's nave y.
bsen saved by so doing $500 VIII DE paiu ior
a case they will not cure or help.
Do not suffer or let your frtenus suner, put
us.s and ur;.s them 10 use rop Bitters-
Remember, rop BiiteIs Is no vile, druggeu,
drunken nostrum. but the Purest anu bes.
Medicine ever made; the "Inyalids Friend ana
rope - AMI no person or family should De with-
out them Try the Bittsrs today
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Ap,MsoS's BoTANIc BALsAM IS CON.
pounded OF the best concentrated extracts
of bark, roots and gums In the world. IL
i a safe and reliable medicine, pleasant 70
the taste, and cures coughs, colds, asthma
and Group. Price 50 and 10 cents. lr'a'
bottles 10 cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

..."There is no arguing coward into
courage" But even the coward may be
brave after trying Kidney Wort, that med.
icine OF wonderful efficacy in all disease OF
the liver and kidneys. 1t Is prepared In
both dry and liquid form, and can always
be relied on as an effective cathartic and
diuretic. Try II.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

"The Old Life Preserver is what they
call Johnsons AnOdyne Linbnem way up IN
Maine, where it il made. This name IS
we'll deserved, for 1t Is the best llnlment
In the world. II will certainly prevent
diphtheria. and will relieve Group and asth-
ma instantly. Western Paper.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Indulgent parents who allow their chill
dreu TO eat heartily of high-seasoned food,
rich pies. cake, etc, etc, will have 70 use
Hop Bitters TO prevent indigestion, sleep
less nights, sickness, pain, and, perhaps,
death. No family is safe without them IN
the house
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
ENpnsR LIE ERArD.

Patent medicine venders are now put
ting up condition powders as large Mig
gers foot for 25 cents, but they are utterly
worthless. One small package OF Shsrl-
dams Cdrdlry Condition Po,cders Is worth
a dray-load OF them.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

A physician says that if every fam
ily would keep box Of mustard in the
house three fourths of the doctors
would starve. No instructions as to
whether it should be kept in the pantry
or down cellar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

A SURE WAy.-Two Irishmen came
to guidepost on wide and desolate
plain 1t was getting dusk and the un-
fenced trails were scarcely distinguishable.
"Fiye miles to Glenarlie," read one OF
them, putting his face close to the board.
"But which of them goes to Glenairlie,
asked his companion, looking dubiousiy
At the two trails. After few moments
meditative silence, the first Irishmsn re-
piled. 1--WE can try wan way, and then
the other" But how will we find the
vay back av we get lost ? Shure vel
take the boord along wild u.s." replied the
frat. And so the two pilgrims lighted
their pipes and marched cheerfully away
with the guideboard between them.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Mrs. Frugality is Of an economical turn
OF mind. When her physician ordered
some powders to be taken three times
day she concluded 10 take them but twice
q day. so they would last so much the
Ia
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Ata recent marriage ceremony in one
of the Providence churches, the contract
ing parties were thirty minutes oehlnu
time, and the organ pealed out, "Oh dear
what can the matter be?'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
WORTH TEN DOLLARS

To any family is DR.. Kaufmsnn's book on
Diseases, finely illustrated plates from LIE
don't be humbugged but cure yourself.
Send three-cent stamps for postage 70
A. p. Ordway & Co, Boston, Mass, and
receive q COPY free.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

"Oh! nv poor heart Ny heart is break
ing" walled Chicago girl, and yet the
doctor who was called In prescribed lime
water, and told her she had better leave
of eating fried pork for few days.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

There is plenty OF room at the top aud
by the way so many persons perslstentiy
refuse to get up in the world. II would
seem that they are determined there a.
WAYS shall be room at the top.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Mr.. Beecher has won his suit at law,
but q suit at law covers the lawyer and
not the client. Therefore suit bought
is better than suit won, even though
they hsye to pay for the former.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
Rr.t-rrrII SKfy.

The use OF PEARLS White Glycerine rem
.ers the skin beautiful and permanent In
Is beauty. II cures Sunburu, Prickly
Heat, Tan, Etc.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Orpheus when he played made the rocks
come up; and his power seems to have de-
scended TO q great many popular singers:
You have TO come up with the rocks II
you want TO hear them sing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

"Pa, is 1t right to call man born IN
Poland Pole1" "Of course, my child.
"well, then, Il a man Is born In Holland,
is he a hole?" "Tut, tut I'll answer no
more of YOUR silly questions :"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Somebody has discovered that the cor.
rect pronunciation OF the word Khedye Is
"Kedowa." They might as well tell US
that the proper way to pronounce beehive
Is behowa.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

When an Illinois Anti-profanity Society
gets into financial distress, IL gets some
rich man to join them and then arranges
TO have him accidentally" sit down upon
an egg.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
Acts Like a Charm.

- HAVE used Hunts Remedy for Kidney
troubles. and recommended it 70 Others. and
always found It 10 act like a charm
JOHN CHAMBERS.
- Carson Street Pittsbarg. Penn.
Gratitude is the memory Of the heart How
many heart memories cluster around Hunts
Remedy In grateful households where 1t has
wrought is nasi, eGrel
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Scientists tell US the best brain food Is
corn meal so II you want TO fiatter sci.
enlist by some delicate allusion to his NEIL
tai capacity all you have TO do Is TO call
him a mush- -head-then run.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
THE WORST ON RECORD.
THRILLING REMINIscENsE FROM AN
OLD TIMER.
kansas City start

kansas City star.
A tall, middle. aged man, with mass
of jet black hair, stood last evening in
store on upper Main ST., reading a news
paper. His face was very pale but OF
that peculiar pallor that marks life OF
excitement or one of dissipation rather
than illness, and his eyes while singu-
larly mild, had still a restless and furtive
expression, that insensibly called atten-
ton to it. Altogether, he was man
one would notice in crowd.
Such at least were the impressions OF
an Erening Star reporter who happened
to be in the store, and he expressed them
to a friend who was standing by his
side.
"You think he has history" was re-
piled.
"Yes."
"Well. you're right. That's Perry
Tuttle. He was in all the early troubles
in this State and Kansas, and, by the
way, it was in his saloon and dance
house at Newton that the most desperate
and bloody fight in the history Of the
west took place; but perhaps you've
heard of tit was known as
THE ALAMO MASSACRE"
The reporters friend was an old timer
himself, we'll versed in the early history
of the State, and the two adjourning to
a convenient table, the story was told. 1t
is thrilling one and not altogether un-
familiar. perhaps, to many of the readers
of the Evening Star.
In the year Of 1871, had the town OF
Newton, Kas., been rooted over, it would
have formed one vast saloon. Men call
ed it the hardest place in the west, and II
was certainly the grand resort Of COW
boys, gamblers desperadoes, adventures
and prostitutes. Those who had jumped
debts, killed their man or fled from the
law for any offense known under the sun
,, found it place of refuge and they com,
bined to make life and property precar-
ious possessions. 1t is said that not ont
RESPECTABLE WOMAN
lived in Newton in those days and if an!
did, they were probably in the remote
s suburbs. The peculiar form or establish
0 ments that Aourished in the town then
D were sort of combination of house o
iIl-fame, dance hall and saloon. The.
were harn. like structures of unfinished
i. pine, the lower floor devoted to the ba
: and dance, and the upper divided int
{ little dens of rooms where drunken mel
a wsse plucked atthe leisure by the scurf o
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

CATARRH OF THE BLADDER,
Singing irritation, Inflammation, all Kid
ney and Urinary complaints, cured by
"Buchu-paiba." 81.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Contagious diseases, malaria, liver com.
plant, are all prevented by using the gen
tie but powerful tonic, Browns Iron Bit
"a
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Many of the Bitters advertised as tonIcs
are simply cathartics. Wheat Bitters Is
not q cathartic. +. p. RUSSELL, NJ. d.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

An exchange wants TO know: What
are our young men coming tor Coming
10 see our girls, OF course.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
NUMBER Z.

The expense Of cigars should be put
down as among losses by fire."
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PROBATE NOTICES

- <,t,ce--2S eer cent. additional.
PROBATE NOTICES
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O-icr- on VILE, 10
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I,ruis-iouvrs 4 Noticcs'
Sal Term. nsde with local Advertlsers,Snu
st,,s-t,..ncnss coutnued any consluerso.e
$50 of utne: also, Tor those oecoPyh hs eh''n
sve space. -, ,,->,,.,v
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nav b, made 81 tne following well es'A'''s1'N
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fremont ~, Bosteo, Mas
sUssCKiBEEs
.-.sl. bv examining he eOlored slip a1lSehSd
Il. .-r.'- ..,t,sr- the amount due, an ,noso NlsN
- .y.ii themselves 0l me Nsnced pas 'ht u1s
- ,..I t.. 10, mali or hand - thc ac@ies' - ~.
so l. So ON the -lip, means tne paper - paw
5- .u tlag date .. o.. ,.yr ...
IA r.n none, - sent, care should DC tAAeE -
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= s.n i5ur Wrck- &c Should De SNpr's'N % Ia
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20
From the Portland Daily Advertiser.
CapiIIariS! !!
Wanted.

1nnn PERSONS 10 call on me, that are
lOOO bad losing their hair. troubled
win dand uff o. humor, ,thosr that have been n
able 70 get curetl, and | will eure thea WITH
rst nlaris iOr i've dollars or nothing. No
pay rsqIiIei until all Of the above cures
are u.ads. / challenge any person In The city
OF Portlanc, 10 produce case hat can
MT rn,e. unleSs ihr roots are entirely dead.
which - rot IN, case in more than one case In ten
and yet they may have been bad Tor years Any
one hu, ing go spriilaTIsn cannot be humougged, f,
"a n h,. No equal for 8 hair dressing AMI Is worth
tae price OF II f,r that purpo-s Two or three
bottles will N Ike al OF M above cures. Never
tneies- W. think skeplical aud DrIedulous per.
sons, that are cared 81 Al tn sb"v. diseases Ano
,ntT h,ir re-iore,i ought to be Willing 10 pay s5
.iter the result aimsc az l. accomplished.
T.HILL MNN>FlELD, Prop'r
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GbrOttora 1emotrat
prrIlsHED EVERY TUES DAY
GEO. II. WATKINS.
Faitor and Proprietor.
per Near.

,,.t .-rs.trv in advance, a dedretl"n oI SiS -
,,r he made. n pail within ~ msIs In ne
Feirrt,on OF twenty -aye censs -
'r.1e n not paid tul the end et 'oe
u-.,, -, 9oIt.~s will Ne charged.
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single Copies ave esn's'
Rates OF Advsrtistng'
rEa.f NOTICES,

LEaAL NOTICES.
Fe' ''' s,rt .uhseQueut wcvk, 2, cenis;
-....t.I Notces-2b Ger cent. alul'4'"N''
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-20

Although Farmer Tucker had long
dreamed Of visit to Chatauqua, when
he actually found himself at that Mecca
Of deyout excursionis,s, early last Au-
gust, the brawny man was tempted to
doubt bis own identity. The holiday
surroundings were wholly unlike any,
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And at prices 10 per cent. below
Wr former rates
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GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.

|Is . never-failing cure
|for Nervous Debility, Ex.
|hausted Vitality. Seminal
Weakness, Spermatorr.
|h@s. LOST NAN.
HOOD. lmpoteocy. Ia
|rsiysis, Prostatorrhea.
and all the terri
bile effects Of Sell Abuse.
follies. and ex.
|cesses in maturer years
such as Loss 81 Mem
|ory, Lassitude, Noctur-
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nal T. missions, Aversion to society,"
ness OF Vision, Noises in the neAa'
he vital fluid passing unobserved in the urine,
and many other diseases that lead tc insanity ana
death. DIR. MINTIE will agree to forfeit rive
Hundred Dollars for a case OF this kino 'ne W
tai RESTORATIVE under his special ADVICE
and treatment) will not cure, or for awning I'M
pure or injurious found in It, DR. MlNIAE
treats all Private Diseases successfully without
mercury. Consultation Free. Thorough esam'
nation and advice including analysis of urine 5000
Price Of Vital Resolutive, $500 bottle. OF four
times the quantity $1,000; sent to any address up
on receipt Of price, G. o. D.. secure II ON obser
walton, and in private name. II desired. ly
A. E. MINTlE, II. D.
II Kearny Street. San Francisco. Cal.
DIR. MINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPH.
RETICUM, cures all kinds Of Kidney and Bladder
Gonorrhes, elect, Lencorihea. For
sale by all druggists slOo bottle. six bottles for
$500.
DIR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS, are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS
cure in the market. For sale by all druggists.
Jan. 2. l8S0.--f
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DR.. SPlNI
NO. "A XHA110x cx
Treats all Chronic ana sp,sIs; r u! t..
XoUNGR Sfx y =.
~HO MAY BE SUFrERrNn e-.sL!1
W fects Of youthful foliias & n i! mi
do well to avail themselves q = m n ylld5
boon ever laid at the altar Of sre ~. n
On. SPlNNEf Will guarantee "a 49, h1nl,l
cry case OF Seminal wesknesa - 1890. 49, mn
any kind or character which ~ , nns IT.
fails to cure. - ande ~.
M1DDLE-AG7D MN
There are many at the ara ~ !. n
are troubled with too frequent ss1 $500 Y Id
bladder, often accompanied ~ .,,ss sllpae =
bn"ning sensation and weakenirs y y gn1leel
Al 0 manner the patient csnnc. g al
examining the urinary denosits ! yfs
will often be found, and somst;. ~
cles Of albumen will appear. a. ~ III, sll
thin milkish hue. again chanesrsss ~ WI
torpid appearance. There 81 ,nasL ia
OF this difiicu]ty. ignorsnt of ths 49,
the second stage OF seminal weahnas. "
guarantee perfect cure IN III eneS - ~
nealsny restoration OF the genito. ufiSa, -.
10 to IL A. NJ. Consultation 49, 4 ~
ination and advice, IS.
Call or address
DIR. SPINNEY ! ~
No. II Kearny Street ~
Sample Bottle Trss
Sent on application by letter st.sI,s'
sex and age. Communication sfssSs,s
tial. sssscs ~
?. s.-For private diseases 81 pho,s q.
all instructions. will be sent 70 ~, - ss! se
ceipt of $1,000
Jan. Is, 1880-tf. as
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-09-18
A JupGgs PRESENCE OF MIND

A JUDGES PRESENCE OF Mind
could write some touching characteristics
of Dodge City and its vicinity if chose,
says correspondent in the Louisville
Commercial There are 50 men in town
with a "record" d"-having killed their man
each. There is Judge Mcintosh. The
Judge was only squire. but he took ju-
risdiction with the best courts in the
United States. He was also police Judge.
Scotch. Irish and coroner. One OF his
celebrated cases was that of an lrishman
named Kelley. who killed another Irish
man by driving pick-axe through his
head
"You hear the charge fernest you"
asked Me, "Are you guilty or not
guilty.
"Well," says Kelley, slowly. Il killed
Pat. and suppose I'm guilty.
SAYS the court, slowly and deliberate
ly, and with intense brogue: "Kelly,
ye' re domn fool for owning to it. Now
Ill give you one more chance; are you
guilty or not guilty.
punched Kelly, aud said to him
"Not guilty, you darned fool"
"Not guilty." says Kelly.
81 discharge you for want OF evld-
ence," says Nc; 1.-THE cost Of this
court is even 800. Mr.. Sheriff. collect
before you release the prisoner.
This before over 100 people.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-09-18
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