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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27
VARIOUS QUACKS.
Who-Each with his own Pet Scheme
Cultivate the Field of Human
<aturn

There have always been quacks legal quacks
theological quacks, scientific quaCks aud medical
quacks. Some of them are bland, oily fellows who
argue and smile the world into believing in their
fayorite bit of humbug Others are pompou. and
pretentious parasites. But they make 1t pay. Men
seem tolove TO be swndIed STIMULATING only that
1t shall be neatly done.
The dear public are equally liberal to the electric
and magnetic fraud. This fellow is q genius in his
line He will puta magnetic belt around your
waist, magnetic necklace under your chin or fl I
you out with an entire suit Of magnetic clothes,
warranted to serve the purpose of ordinary gar
ments, and at the same time to cure all diseases
from whooping cough to hasty consumption
Most these have no more electric or magnetic
power about them than resides In wooden blank.
ets or in girlles of sackcloth. Only when applied
by an expert ia electricity of the slightest use as
medicinal agent and even then its value is grossly
over Stale. NG'' ia the strongest possible pre-.
sumptive evidence in favor Of a particular remedy?
Clearly thatit should have been prepared by re.
sponsbe persons Of acknowled skill In the treat
ment of disease,
Squarely on thi foundation stands BENSON'S
CAPCINE POROUS PLASTER Endorsed by
5oOO physicians, pharmacists, druggists and chem.
lists 1t needs no further apology nor Introduction,
II is the one and only true and tried external ap.
plication Quacks of all kinds pay the Capcine the
compliment Of their dislike as Satan lie said to
hate holy water,
Look in the middle of the plaster for the word
"CAPClNE." Price % cents
Seabury 4 Johnson Chemists New York
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both LydiaE Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound and Blood Purifier are prepared at
233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
Price OF either ST. Six bottles for S.. Sent
by mail in the form of pills, or of lozenges,
on receipt of price, 81 per box for either.
Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of
inquiry. Enclose &c. stamp. Send for
"Guide to Health and Nerve Strain"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

He had a very rubicund face, sugges-
tive of a dissipated life. As he was
walking up the street, gentleman re-
marked THAT fellow is so highly col
ored that he reminds me Of chromo.n
"He' reminds me more Of an engraving
than a chrome" remarked bystander.
"How soP' "Well, you see, an engrav-
ing always has a glass in front of it,
and chrome hash [. "--Tcras Siftin0s.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

OF the many remedies before the public
for Nervous Debility and weakness Of Nerve
Generative System, there is none equal to
Aliens Brain Food, which promptly and
permanently restores all lost vigor; it never
fails. 81 pkg, for $5-At druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

The long continued use of the tele-
phone produces an abnormal enlarge
ment of the ear. If this is so, the eyo-
lutionist of the next century NAV con-
clude that the jackass is the missing
link. -NeW HaUen ReqiSter.
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$500 REWARD!

WV ray ho aeov. reward for any Of Liver Complaint
pyep'a Sick Headache Indigestion Continuation or Co.Iysns
ms,anno' cure with Vests Vegetable Liver i when the dlrer
oh are strictly compiled with. They are purely vegetable and
Mnng 80 pills g evai, For sale by all drargi,t Brwnr, az
,Yn,efs and limitations The genuine manufactured only nv
sohN - WEST co.. lsl ~ W. Madlson st.. Chie,,,
' VIA la'Aass rent by ual PREPAID rrp, Oh cent ,app
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27
PURE COP LIVER OIL made from selec,

PURE COP LIVER OH made from selected
livers, ON the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard
" co, New York. It is absolutely pure
and sweet. Patients who have once taken
It prefer it to all others Physicians have
decided It superior to any of the other oils
in market.
CHAPPED HANDS, FACE, pIMpLEs, and
rough skin, cured by using Juniper Tar
Soap, made by Caswel, Hazard & Co.
New York. roy
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

~ Millions OF packages of the Diamond
Dyes have been sold without a single com
plant. Everywhere they are the favorite
Dyes.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

Sleepless nights made miserable by that
terrible cough. Sbiloh's Cure is the rene
dy for you. Paul G. Schulz, agent. (3
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

Asssrs. Edhors'-
Inc above good likoness OF Mrs Lydia =. Pink.
man, OF Lynn MASS, VINO above all other human beings
may 10 uuthiuny cailedthe Dear Friend Of Woman"
assone OF her correspondents love to call her. She
seaousy devoted TO her work, which IL the outcome
Oh hieNudy ana Is Obliged TO keep sir lady
assistants TO help her answerthe large correspondence
whch daily pours In upon her, each bearing s special
burden OF suffering, or Joy at release from It, Her
vegetable Compound Is medicine for good and not
e'n purpoeea have personally investigated II and
am satisfied OF the truth thia
On account OF Its proven merits. II II recommended
and prescribed by the best physicians in the country
ono haysI III WORKS IKE charm and saves much
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

j. c. Mitchell, Marion, H., says: ~ have
a great and constantly increasing demand
for Browns Iron BitteIs."
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

Catarrh Cured, health and sweet breath
secured BY Shiloh's Catarrh remedy Price,
90 cents Nasal Injector free. Sold by
Paul G. Schuh. IA
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

DIR. KLTNE's GREAT NERVE REsToRER is
me marvel of the age for all nerve diseases.
All hts stopped free. Send to 08l Arch
street, PHILADELPHIA. Pa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27
THE DAILY BULLETIN.

W r. iAaBDIs, rlyer editor OF fHE BULLETIN
ana steamboat passenger agent. Orders for all
kinds OF steamboat job printing solicited. Office
at Bowers European Hotel, No. n Ohio levee.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27
NEW ADVERTISER ENTs
Free! Cards and ChrOmOs,

We VIII send rec by mail a sample fet or our
large German, French ard American Chrome
Cards. on tinted and gold grounds, with price
list al over POO different designs on receipt of
stamp for postage We will also send free BY mall
as sample, ten Of our beautiful Chromos, on re
ceipt of ten cents to pay for packing and postage;
also enclose confidential price list of our large
oil chromos Agents wanted. Address +. GLSA.
son d CO., Al Summer Street, Boston, Mass
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27
Satisfactorily Evidence

]. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggis,, OF Austin,
Texas, writes | have been handling DR.. VIM.
Halls Balsam Tor the Lungs for the past year,
and have found 1t one OF the most snleabe nedi.
cines ] have ever had in my house for Coughs,
Colds and even Consumption, always giving entire
satisfacton. Please send me one gross by Satur.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27
DR.. Green's Oxygenated Bitters

DR.. Green's 0xygenated Bitters
10 The oldest and best remedy for Dyspepsia, Bill.
iousnesr, Malaria, Indigestion all disorders of the
stomach, and all diseases indicating an pure
condition of the Blood Kidneys and Liver.
DURN0'S CATARRH SNUFF cures Catarrh
and all affections Of the mucous membrane.
DR., Rogers Vegetable Worm Syrup instantly de-
s,roys worms and removes the Secrctons which
cause them.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-27

A DVERrlS ERS rend fr our Select List OF Local
NeWspapes Geo p. Rowell b Co.,
10 Spruce st N Y.
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Saved Hin. 1900 Dollars.
ApaMs. n. s.. Jan 30. Iss2.

ADAMS, n. \ o, J an. 10, 1857.
Dir. B. J. KENDALL Co., Gents;-Havipg
used a great deal Of your Kendails SPAWN
cure wish great success, thought l would
let you know Whit it has done for me. Two
years ago + had rs speedy a colt as was ever
raised in jefferson county. When l was
breaking hm, he kicked ever the cross bar
and got fast aud tore one OF mis- hind legs all
to pieces plOyed one Of the best farri
ers, but they an SAID he was spoiled. He
bad a very large thorough pin, and l used
two bottles of your kmdaifs SPAWN cure,
and IL took the bunch entirely off, and he
sold afterward for Sl,SO0. l have used it
Ter bone spawn and wind gals, and it has
always cured completely aud lett the leg
smooth.
Itisa splendid medicine fer rheumatism
have recommended it to "a good many, and
they an say it does the work. / was in
Witherington Il Kneeland's dug store, in
Adams, the other cay and saw very fine
picture you sent them. ] ued TO bay il,
but could not; they said if would write to
You that you would send me one. l wish
you would, and will do you all the good
can. Very respectfully, L. ;. LYMAN.
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F3Cm the A&rOA. o., Com
GlerciOL. NOU. 35. 1882.

READERS OF the Commercial can not we'll
forget that large space has Tor years been
tGkcr up by keudal's advertisements-es
petially OF certain SPAWN cure We have
mad dealings with DR.. Kendall for many
years, uud we know o. some large business
houses in cities near by, who have also
dealt with him for many years, and the truth
is fully and faith uily proven, not only that
b is a good hon, It man, and that his ceie-
brated SPAWN cure is not only all that l. Is
recommended to be- but tht the English
Language is not capable of recommending it
too highly.
Keudall's SPAWN cure will cure spavinS.
There are hundreds of cases IN which that
has been proven to our certain knowledge,
but, after all, If any person confines the
usefulness Of this celebrated medicine to
curing spavns alone, thcy make big mis-
take. 1t is the best medicine known as an
outward application for rheumatism in the
human family. 1t is good for pains and
aches, swellings and lameness and just as
safely applied to men, women and children
as it is to horses. We know that there are
other good liuiments, but We do believe this
SPAWN cure to be far better than any ever
invented.
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IHT0rgl Coaches ION POmer0y dNs C0tanJus
on oil 1rgias
Connections madea; Macarthur Junction
for all points on n 4 c Z K; at Lancaster.
for Circleyilie, Cincinnati and GAINESVILLE;
at Union Depot, for all points North, Eas;,
and West.
". HARRISON, Gen. Ticket Agen'.
0RLAED SMITH, General Manager
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Strange Dream Of a Californian.

T. F. Bush, a miner formerly en-
ploysd in the MONDAY, is the victim
Of curious dream. Hs imagiues
that he is in a sailiag vessel on Lake
Ontario. Suddenly the vessel strikes
rock and goes to pieces. Bush
makes his escape to the shore, when
me scene suddenly changes to New
Mexico. where he finds himself rid
ing & horse at furious speed. Arriy-
i0g at g station, a man pulls him of
and attempts to take his life. Dur
ing the struggle Bush awakes to find
himself in his own bed This dream
has come every night for nearly two
ISOLDE Free Press.
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Kendall's SPAWN Cure
IN HUMAN FIESFg
ON HUMAN FLESH

Nevay, Ind, Aug. y, 1881.
DIR. b. J. KENDALL 4 Co., Gents Sample
Of circulars received. Please send me some
with my imprint, printed on one side only.
The Kendalis SPAWN cure is in excellent
demand with US, and not only for animals,
but Tor human ailments also. Jos. Voris,
one Of the leading farmers in our county,
Sprained an ankle badly, and knowing the
value of the remedy for horses, tried it on
himself, and it did far better than he had
expected cured the sprain in short order.
Yours respectfully, {. 0. THIEBANO.
Send address for illustrated circular which
we think gives positive proof of its virtues.
No remedy has ever met it'll such unQuai-
fed success to our knowledge, for beast as
well as man.
Price one dollar per bottle, or six bottles
Tor 50. All Druggists have i; or can get it
tor you, or il will be sent to any address On
receipt Of price by the lroprietorS, DR. B
KENDALL & co, Enesbure Falls, Vt,
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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$3.50 IN, daily, except Sunday acco'a-
mediation for Indianapolis and way stations.
7:55 n HI. daily except Sunday. Entire
train runs through without change via the
popular
Kankakee Line 10 Chicago.
The only line running parlor cars on its day
trains between Cincinnati, indianapolis and
Chicago. At Chicago connections are made
with the trunk lines of the northwest for ali
points in Illinois. Iowa, Wisconsin, Mime
sofa, Nebraska, Dakota, Colorado, U tab, New
Mexico, Wyoming, Nevada and California
Makes immediate connection in Union De-
pot, indianapolis, with the
VANDALIA LINE
For st Louis, Vinceunes, Evansville, and
Cairo; at st Louis connections are made in
Union depot for points in Kansas, Arkansas
Texas, Missouri, Nebraska and Colorado
This train also connects at indianapolis
with I B & W train, via Danyille and De-
catur; and at Lafayette Junction with W,
st l. & P trains f. r Springfield, Jackson
vile, Hannibal and Kansas city.
I:lO p M, daily, except Sunday entire
train. runs through without change to Indi-
annapolis, Lafayette, sheldon, Kank6kce and
Seneca; connects at indianapolis with l x
St L accommodation for Paris, Nation,
Shelbyville, Pana and st Louis; and at SEN
eca with Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific
Railroad for Rock Island, Davenport, Coun
ell Bluffs, Minneapolis, st Paul, and all
points west and northwest.
4:l0 y M. (dailp, except Sunday, accom-
mediation for Greensburg and way stations.
7:O0 p m, daily KANKAKEE LINE; night
express. Elegant coaches and Pullman pal
ace sleeping cars run through to
Chicago 1CithOHt change.
At Chicago immediate connections made for
| points in the west and northwest.
Popular Route to ST. LOUIS
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g Il az A week made at home by the in
Nj kdusrious. Best business how be-
u 4 &aiore the public. Capital not need
cd We will ,tart you. Men, women, boys
md girls wanted every where 10 work for Us.
Now is the line ca can work in spare
tune, or Civ, y,ur whole time to the brsi
ness. No other business will pay you nearly
as well. No ,re can fail 90 make enormous
poy, by engaging at once. Costly outfit
aud terms n,e. Money made fast, easily
and honerably. Address TsUF i Co.,
Augusta, Maine.
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HUNTINGTON & CINCINNATY
TIME TABLE

No other line efers equal advantages.
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Big Four and VamdaIia Line.

New and elegant Pullman Palace Sleep
ing cars run through between Cincinnati
and st Louis without change.
This is the only line running Pullman
Sleepers between Cincinnati and st Louis
BY this Route The distance to st Louis is
only ten miles longer than via Ohio & Miss
issippi Railway. Makes connection at Ter
re Haute with & & II r r for Vincennes
and Evansville: and at bingham with Hi
nois Central Railroad fOr Cairo; connects at
Indianapolis with ! i st l. train for Paris,
ShelbyYille, Nation. Pana and st Louis;
connect made at st Louis in Union depot
for points in Texas; also for ST Joseph,
Atchison, Kansas city, and all points in the
West and Southwest This train also makes
connection al indianapolis with l, b & W for
Danville, Decatur, Urbana, Bloomington,
Champaign, Pekin, Peoria, connects via
Decatur for Springfield, Jacksonville, Han
nibal, Quincy, Kansas city, Atehison st Jo-
seph, aud via Hannibal for Sedaia, TT Scott,
Parsons, Dennison and all points in Texas
Tickets on sale at company'S Offices, II
corner Fourth and Vine streets, Western
Union Telegraph building,) the Grand no
tel and Plum street depot, Cincinnati, Ohio;
the Union Depot and 1876 South Illinois ST.,
Indianapolis, Ind; and coupon ticket Offices
throughout the United States.
For full nd reliable Information relative
to the West, Northwest and Southwest, call
on or address
CHAS. II. WALKER, Gen Trav Pass Ag't,
WILLIAM II PAGE, TRAY Pass Agt,
EP WELTY, Pass Ag't.
cor 18th and Vine SITS, Gin ii
JOHN EGAN, Gen Pass 4 Tiki Ag't, Gin, o.
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TRAINS LEAVE CINCINNATI AS FOLLOWS:
$3.50 IN, daily, except Sunday acco'a-
for Indianapolis and way stations.
700 n HI. daily except Sunday. Entire
train runs through without change via the
nOnular
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CoEuacts made ON Sunday cannot
he enforced.
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shBEk1F people are always on the look
M f7Out for chances to increase their
81 ~ EearningS, and in time become
wealthy; those who do not improve their
opportunities remain in poverty. We offer
great chance to make money. We want
many men, women, boys and girls to work
for US right in their own localities. Any
one can do the work properly from the first
start. The business will pay ten times ordi
nary wages. Expensive outht furnished free.
No one who engages fails to make money
rapidly. You can devote your whole time
10 the work, or only your spare moments
Full information and all that is needed sent
free. Address STINsoN 81 Co.,
Portland, Maine.
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GOOD NEWS FROM TEXAS.

Mr.. THOMAS A. HOWARD, of Honey Grove Fan
min county, Texas, under date OF April 5, 1883,
writes as follows:
II have been suffering during several years from
severe illness and general breaking down Of my
physical system. and have tried the treatment and
prescriptions of many doctors far and near, and
travelled to the Hot Springs and other mineral
springs famous for their remedial qualities, drink
ing the waters and bathing systematically In their
healing depths but all to no avail, rs l steadily
failed in health; and although Informed by my
physicians that nv ailments and weaknesses were
the result of kidney disease Of dangerous charac-
ter, they could give me nothing to cure me. Du-
the past two years my suferings at times were
dreadful, and had the most indescribable pains
in the regions about the kidneys, the paroxysms
of which were so severe to render 1t impossible
for me to Sleep While In this deplorablc and dis
couraged condition was persuaded to Try Hunts
Remedy and after using less than half bottle my
great suferings and paroxysms Of pain were en-
lirely relieved and could sleep better and longer
than had in two years before, and although am
now on my third bottle only my Improvement Is
very remarkable, and regret that did not know
of the wonderful curative powers of Hunts Rem
edv before as it would have saved me years of suf-
fer,ng. | heartily recommend it 10 AL afflicted
with any kidney disease or disease of the urinary
organs"
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there was no strike. We consider the back
hone OF the strike virtually broken South
and West.
A Sort OF Overture 10 Operators.
New York, July 20.-The following was
sent last night:
Nne York, July 19.-G. w. Trabue,
General Superintendent, Nashville, Tenn:
Five operators have applied for return to-
day Mt Evansville, stating that they went
out under q misunderstanding. We have
information also Of operators at other
points who desire TO return. We believe
that large number OF operators have gone
out under misapprehension OF the nature
and purposes Of the Brotherhood organiza-
ton. Should any such apply to you for re-
turn 10 duty, upon their promise to with
draw from that association you may restore
them to their former position II their
places have not been already filed.
THOMAS T. ECKERT,
General Manager.
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Tho Supreme Treasurer Of the Catho'
lie knights Of America Defaulter.

A Grafton. w. Va, special to the Balti-
more American says: The city is wild over
the deialcation OF John III. Hechmer, for
five years supreme treasurer OF the Catholic
Knights OF America. At q meeting OF the
National Council last May at st. Louis he
was defeated for reelection despite his
most strenuous effort. On the 30th OF June
Mr.. O'Brien, OF Chattanooga, Tenn, the
treasurer-elcct. came to this city for set
Element. Mr. Hechmer turned over &c., 900.
He retained the books and received
money till Saturday last. AT the time
OF settlement Ilechmer kept $4,000 TO pay
a draft supposed TO be in transit. The draft
did not come, and Mr.. Hechmer took the
money TO express il. he so said, to Chatta-
nooga. After the lapse Of two weeks the
treasurer at Chattanooga teleSraphed the
bank here concerning the deposit, and was
informed of Hechmer's action. He eX-
planned that the money was not promptly
sent, but was then on its way. The mo-
nev not coming, w. +. Russell, OF Le-
banoB. KY, president OF the Association,
came here Sunday last and saw Mr.. Hech-
mer. who said the money and books were
sent from Cumberland, Nd, where he had
A iurniture-store. Russell telcgraphed to
Cumberland. The eXpreSs-messenger SAID
no such package had been handled,
and the agent here said the same. Hech-
mers Office was searched, and the books
were found. Sunday night he left, and IS
supposed to be en- route for Europe. His
business at Cumberland was Improbable.
He had no income here except from the
Office Of treasurer, which paid $500 per
annum. lie hired clerk out of this. He
lived extrayagantly. lie made full con-
fessioD before leaving. On June 23d he
made an assignment for the benefit OF few
creditors. The deed OF trust was not OF
fered for record till July l4th. His per-
sonal liabilities were $4,000 and assets
nominal. The bond. in the sum OF S50,0
is said TO be worthless on account OF irregu'
larities. His father and father-in-law wenl
on the bond. So far as can he ascertalneo
now his shortage is likely TO reach IRON
$4,000 10 $4,000. The financial standing
Of the order Is not affected. Friends say
credits will reduce the shortage 1000 tt
$4,000. Hechmer handled S400, 900 in hvt
years, He has a classical education, and
Is one OF the most brilliant young men II
West Virginia, possessing the confidence
OF every one. His family consists OF VIE
and two children. He has received hume
rous checks and postal orders since Ma,
1st, but made no deposits since May Isl
The money stolen was used In Improbable
business ventures. An Investigation Is u
be held at Lebanon, KY, at once.