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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

HARRY thinks that tho locomotive is tho
most faithful car conductor" in tho
world, Golden Ddus.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

WHAT is the difference between dull
razor and a dull boy None; for they both
got strapped.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

BE careful in your conversation with the
steeplc.chase rider-hc takes fence easily.
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by "Rough on Rats. "15c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

NOT drink, not sold In bar.rooms, but n
reliable, Notwithstanding tonic medicine,
useful at all times, and in all seasons, is
Browns Iron Bitters.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

LITTLE gold pigs are worn as ornaments
because they are styelish.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

BLoBsoN calls accompaniment "bald.
headed music''-because they haven't got
any air.-Burltnaton Free Press.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

CoNYERs, Ga.-Dr. w. H. Lee says:
" Browns Iron Bitters is good medicine
and many are using it in this place."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

THE turn of the "tied "--starting home.
ward after tho wedding trip.-0n City
Derrick. N.l
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Wells "Rough on Corns." lac. Ask for it
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

DIR. PIERcE's " Pellets"-little liver pills
(sugar-coated)- )-purify the blood, speedily
correct all disorders Of the liver, stomach
and bowels. BY druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

The bootblack shines while he works, but
the lazy man whines while he shirks.--M
Y. Journal.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03
Look Well to tho Name.

THE button.holes of Chrolithion Collar
and Cuffs are made so they will not tear
out like other kinds.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Is entirely different from all others. II Is
as clear as water, and as its name indicates
Is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. 1t
will Immediately free the head from dan.
druff, restore gray hair to its natural color,
and produce new growth where 1t has
fallen OFF. II does not in any manner af.
feet the health, which Sulphur, Sugar OF
have done. 1t viii change light or faded
hair in few days to beautiful glossy
brown. Ask your druggist for it. Each bot
tle is warranted. BENTON, MYERS g. Co..
Wholesale Agents, Cleveland, Ohio, and
q. N. CRITTENToN, New York.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

"OUIDA" has had a town in Dakota
named after her. 1t must be a novel place.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

The use of adjectives is proverbial when
praising NIX. Browns Ess. Jamaica Ginger.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiifeners.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

WALTERBoRo, S. Cdr. j. NJ. Klein saws
Browns Iron Bitters gives universal sat
isfaction.D
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

A MAN can afford to lose bad temper,
and by not advertising for its return mako
money.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

The cholera, says somebody, has
appeared at exact intervals of seventeen
years, namely, 1882, lS49, 1866 and 1883,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Don't Die in the House. "Rough on Rats"
clears out rats. mice. tiles. .roaches. .bed-bugs 15c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompsons Eye Water Druggists soil 1t. 25o.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

The only genuine German Hop Bitters have
the word 4" German +" blown in the bottle.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03
walnut Lear Hair Restorsr

BEATS awl-the shoe machine.-Boston
Commercial Bulletin.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health ReneweI''
restores health and yigor, cures Dyspepsia.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

RRDpIN0's Russia salve is the most wonder
rul healing medium In the world. Try IL.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

'y!InN WAITING 40 A0VnazIsEsS,
u. shts SgSssi =
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Supersedes oily unguents or salves fol
cutaneous eruptions.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

a.s s'dss9E " SsS;y sas STS
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

For burns, scalds, bruiscs. chapped hands,
Aores or plleS, use II. Patrick's salye,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03
CANCERS CURED. .A9gaa,s Elgmsu.h. 4; sMnTI SsIa!
eE ts e1fl per day at home. Samples worth 9
20 W eLU FREQ. Address sTRsoN & Co.. Portland K

ono A WEEK. S12 day at home easily made
.Dl AC0siy OUTFIT free Address True Co. Augnsta No
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

Takes things eAsy--the man whs
Isn't ~atehsdi@-M N Rswn
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-08-03

EbRRiHsy 81 .is
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
Wit and Huuaor.

Light through darkness: His honor;
Are you guilty or not guilty?" Pris.
oner: "Spects Use guilty, sab; b. t I'd
like to be tried all de same"
Cowardly: A lion tanner quarreled
with his wife, powerful virago, and
was chased by her all around his tent.
On being sorely pressed ne took refuge
in thecage among the lions. ooh, yon
contemplate coward!" she shouted :
come out If you dare!"-From the
French.
Smart Mr.. Vereker: Vereker has hi
upon a scheme whereby he expects to
make a fortune. He will advertise large
ly-"For ten cents l will disclose plan
whereby one cent postage stamps can
be made to do the work of three cent
stamps" His plan is perfectly simple
and cannot fail. Use three of them.-
Judge. \.
Test of Affection: A lady poet asks,
How eau tell him I love him no
more?" Probably the best way is to get
him in To an ice cream saloon. Eat five
dishes, and then break the news gently.
~ uo uOcSH aCCoPt ttic eAttiaIlOn, you
had better try and love him again. You
could never do better.-New York Post,
True caution: "Ma," said jennie Par
venu at Newport, they said those
Smiths who have got the Jones cottage
are awful stylish and have got pedi-
gree" Got the pedigree, have they?"
said Mrs. Parvenu. excitediy; well,
you keep away from them. for don't
want you to catch it."
Manipulating the mercury: "What's
that, John? Is that the stage coming?'
asked the summer hotel proprietor of
the porter. "Yes,sir. I guess it is"
"Then hurry up and put some ether
under the bnlb of that thermometer on
the porch. They'll he here pretty quick
and we must have it down to rs at least. ="
Lowell Citizen.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23

provisions Of the militia Law Was tried in
the municipal court in st. Paul ON the 18th
w. 8. Campbell, an enlisted member OF the
Emmett Light Artillery, was arrested ON A
complaint made by Capt. c. N. Nc. CaIthy
for violation Of the provisions of the ~
in neglecting and refusing to attend drills
meetings OF the company and other insub.
ordinations, whereby he had incurred fines
to the amount of $3.50, which he had re-
fused to cay. The court decided that Camp
bell was amenable, and fined him S which
ne paid.
A stock company with capital of $780,
600 70 be knownas the Continental Land and
Live Stock company. has been formed in
Lyon county and will begin business Sept.
l. The company is composed Of Reuben ].
Taylor of Chicago, John ]. Mcdonald OF
Owstonna and Jacob A. Cost Of hioago.
Another steamboat will be placed on Clear
Lake at Waseca next season.
Lewis Hanson, who attempted suicide at
Litchfeld on the 10th inst. il still living.
Financial trouble was the cause of his de-
rangement. He has . wife and six children
The new st. Mays Hall in Fairhsnlt is
rapidly approaching completion,
The Grant county bank of Herman was
granted charter on the 18th. Its capital
stock is $25. OOO and F. w. Snyder is the
cashier
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
Irish Demonstrations in Chicago,

CHICAGO, Aug. 15.-The secret Irish rational
organization of Chicago. but mostly those of the
Clan Ma Gael, held their seventh annual demon
stration at Ogden's grove to-day, TO raise
funds to carry on the agitation in Ire
land. Fnlly 10000 people paid admit
lance fee to the ground. Speeches were made
now, ex- Secretary of the National Land league
Hon. V. Canon and Col. r. Bourke of Newmexc.
The speeches were all radical in tone, and Mr.
understood that we of Chicago are proud
of the man who killed the informe1
Carey" was loudly applauded. The same speaker
declared the people OF Ireland do not want to inter
feIe with Cardinal Manning or the pope at Rome IL
1t tended to keen ireland in chains. The declara
ton of principles Us set forth by the assemblage
declared allegiance to the American republic bI,
as Irish Americans they would never yield the
right of Ireland to overthrow foreign despotisn
Gratitude was expressed to Parnell aud his col
leagues in their work.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
Sketch of Gen. Bob TOOmbs.

General Robert Toombs, of Georgia is
described as follows by correspondent
of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Il
looked toward the entrance, to see q
man dressed in a loose fitting linen suit,
with craving hair and shriveling face,
STOPPING shoulders and hating gait. He
appeared to lean heavily upon his cane
as he stopped in tine doorway to speak
to a friend who accosted him. His
eyes were lustreless and his face tremu-
lous. One who knew the stalwart politi-
cal n1alcontent, the aggressive leader,
the fiery debater the magnificent speci-
men of physical manhood personated in
United States Senator Robert Iounbs
twenty-five years ago, must look regret
fully at the weak old man whose physi-
cal debility is hardly suggestive of the
shrinkage of his reputation and influ-
ence as publicist. Personally, how
ever, he is held in exalted esteem. His
nearest neighbors are his tifmest
friends. All who know him admire bis
generosity and integrity. Only in polit-
zeal affairs ale his tongue an pen al q
discouR With Georgians."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23

that prompt action on his part was neces-
sary to save Louisiana from the hands oil
the English. Twelve days after the
treaty ceding Louisiana to the United
States was signed, the British Ambassa-
dor at Paris, Lord Whitworth, demand
ed his passports. AtDover he met the
French Ambassador to England, Gener-
al Andresasy, who had likewise deman-
ded his passports. Lord Whitworth
loaded General Andreassy with tokens
of esteem and conducted him to the ship
which was to bear him back to France.
According to an eminent historian, 1.-The
two Ambassadors, in the presence of a
great concourse of people, agltated, un-
easy, sorrowful. At the moment of so
important determination, the warlike
passion subsidized, and men were seized
with dread OF the consequences of q
desperate conflict. At this solemn mo-
ment tho two nations seemed to bid
each other adieu not to meet again til
after tremendous war and the con-
vulsion of the world"
The consequences that would have
ana must have proved in the highest de-
gree embarrassing, II not disastrous to
the Union. Had England seized
Louisiana as Bonaparte feared, the Flor
idas, cut off from the other colonies Of
Spain, would probably have fallen into
her hands by easy and prompt negotia-
ton, as they did, few years after, into
the hands of the United States. Eng
land would thus have planted her colo
MES on the three land sides of the I'M
ion. and on the ocean side her formid-
able navy confronted the young .Repub-
No colonial acquisition ever made by
England on any Continent would have
proved 20 profitable to her commerce,
and 80 strengthening to her military po-
sition, as that of Louisiana. This fact
was clearly seen by Bonaparte when
he hastily made the treaty ceding
it to the United States. That England
did not attempt to seize it, in disregard
of BOnaparte's cessiOn, has been q source
of surprise to many historians. The OBJ
viOus reason was that she dreaded the
complication of a war in America when
she was about to assume 80 heavy bur-
den in the impending European con.
test.
The inhabitants of the Union in 1903
were 1000, 600 in number, of great ener
gy and confidence, large portion &C.
customed to the eea, and able to SEMI
swarms OF priyateers to prey on British
commerce. Citizens of an independent
Government would be even more for
midable than were rebellions colonists
in the earlier struggle with the mother
country, and, acting in conjunction with
France, could have effectively main
tanned the contest. Considerations of
this nature doubtless induced the Ad-
dington Ministry to acauiesce quietly in
a treaty whose origin and whose assured
results were in every way distasteful,
and even offensive, to the British Gov
eminent
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
A Startling Illinois Sensation.

A Startling Illinois Sensation.
A dispatch from Galesburg: A profound
sensation has been developed here. A bill
of complaint and several afiidavits ON file
in the Office of the clerk of the Knox coun.
ty circuit court evidence that Pleasant Hen.
derson desires to b. divorced from Jose
phine Henderson,, for the very good reason
that according to the allegations, Mrs. Hen.
derson has committed adultery with Hon
Alfred NJ. Craig, Justice of the supreme
court of the state of illinois. Mr.. Hender-
son is very wealthy farmer, and lives d
few mile out of the city. Mrs. Henderson
is rather stout, but of fine form: hel
face and figure smacking more Of the mag.
nifcent than of the beautiful.
Mr.. Henderson sets mp the charge Of adul.
terry with Justice Craig, and in his affidavit
says Mrs. Henderson openly declared in
the, presence of her two sons that she had
committed the crime, and was proud of it,
as Justice Craig held higher position than
her husband could hope to reach.
Jefferson Henderson, a son of the parties,
in an affidavit, details the circumstances OF
Craig's visit to his mother last October, dur.
ing the absence of the other members OF
the family, and swears he looked into the
room where the lovers had hied themselves
and: that he saw his mother in the act oil
adultery WITH Craig. The Young man also
says he Immediately procured pistol in.
tending to kill Craig, but his mother met
and disarmed him. The wife's answer to
her husbands bill is simply sweeping de.
NAL without specifications.
The general opinion of the Knox county
bar is that Justice Craig will find some way
to stop the case before it comes to trial
At present he is supposed to be somewhere
in Dakota. Mrs. Henderson in forty five
years of age and Judge Craig ffty-five.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
The Minnesota state Fair.


General George B. Jorine United States
commissioner VI agriculture has been en-.
gagged to deliver the annual address at the
Minnesota State Fair at O watonna Sept. 9th.
The 25th Annual Fair OF the Minnesota
State Agricultural Society will be held at
the City OF Owatonna, commencing Sept.
Sd and holding the entire week. The new
buildings on the grounds are nearly COM
pieted and arc second to bone In the state.
All will be in readiness when the fair OPENS.
The 400 stalls for horses and cattle and
the pens for sheep have already been taken
md the society are going to put up 100
moro to accommodate the display vhich
promises to be the largest and finest ever
brought together. The exhibitors come
from Illinois, lows: Wisconsin, and Mime
sofa and ale among the most pr minent
importers and breeders in the United
States. All the different breeds IF horses
cattle and swine will be upon exhibition.
1awrence, Straight & Co., the famous cream
cry men Of our state will put up and operate
first class creamery on the grounds
during the Fair, making from ESQ to 800
pounds of butter daily, thus giving the farm
ers of this state an Opportunity TO see how
creamery butter is made.
The machinery and other exhibits will be
upon Q scale commensurate with our great
state. In fact the coming State Fair prom.
ises to be the largest and best ever held by
the Society, and places it in the front rank
of the great fairs of our country.
Reduced rates can be from all points to
the Fair, and extra and excursion trains
will be run on the different railroad to the
Fair. and all stock and articles for exhibition
carried free. Owatonna is making prep
arattons to take care of all who come.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
,ohol,r, in the United Pr,,bvteri.n church,

scholars in the United Presbyterian church,
and professor of sacred and ecclesiastical
history in the theological seminary in Al
in Sswiokley, few miles from Pittsburg.
The Wedding OF Mr.. II. F. Homer Of Cen
trail City. Col. and Miss Cora Doud, daughter
of Mr.. @. Doud, of Winona, took place the
18th inst, 1t the residence of the brides
parents. The bride was the recipient of
many elegant presents.
d. o. Mills has presented the state of Cal
ifornia with magnificent piece of statuary
representing Columbus At the court of Queen
Isabella, nine feet high, at cost of $35, 600.
It will be placed in the Iotunda of the cap.
ital at Mills expense.
Mcsdames Minnie Hank and Durand and
Mdlle. Alice Urban, the celebrated Ameri-
can prima donna now in England, are Gre.
ole girls from New Orleans and had their
musical start at the French cathedral there.
A. NJ. Harrington, who was district attor-
ney of Chicago under President Buchanan,
and Of late years has been . solicitor for the
Chicago & Northwestern railway company,
died ON the 18th inst, in Geneva. Ill.
Emory Storrs was 10th to leave Saratoga
to argue the Chicago lard cases, and says ne
will charge a $4,000 fee, where $4,000
would have been enough bnt for the disap-
pointmeRt.
There is much excitement in Yonkers, N.
Y, over the sudden disappearance of Michael
Carey, who is lumored to have gone to Ire
land as the bearer of important messages.
Alta banquet in Paris, at which 400
people were present, speeches were made In
favor of Prince Victor, soD OF Prince Jerome
Napoleon, as chief in the BOnaparttsts.
George G. Milne the e1-divine, has re.
turned from his six months etudy in En-
rope, and will begin bis 6hakespearean sea.
son In New York in September.
The snuff box presented by the car to
Admiral Baldwin is valued at SIS, 900, con-
tanning a portrait srrmonnted with dia'
m0nds.
A son of President seelye, of Amherst
college has been appointed professor Of
Greek in Iowa college.
Judge Jere 8. Black is suffering from
urinary Election, and is serioualy i'll.
Walter P. Daniels OF 8alesville, Gallatin
county, died of heart disease.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
A. Bterman of Olmsted County Nom.
mated for Governor.

A. Bterman Of Olmsted County Nom.
mated for Governor.
A meeting of the democratic state central
committee was held at the Merchants hotel
at st. Paul on the 18th inst, in response to
call made by its chairman, M. Doran, to
fill tn. vacancy on the state ticket occa-
stoned by the resignation of w. w. McNair,
the nominee for governor. The members
present were: Michael Doran of lie Sueur,
chairman, J. Simmons of Morrison cou nty,
Peter Nelson of G0odhue, Matt Clark of
Worthington, William Crooks of Ramsey,
w. J. Whipple OF Winona, A. LaDue OF
Dodge, c. F. Mcdonald OF Stearns A. J.
Lamberton of Nicollet, H. R. Car yer of Fill.
more, r. L. Frazee of Otter Tail, and W.
NJ. Campbell of Meeker. John IT, Meagher
OF Otter Tail and G. NJ. Fo0te of Minneapo.
lis were the absentees A number of other
leading democrats from St. Paul and Min
neapolis met with the committee, making
in all a party of some twenty five persons.
The assemblage was presided over by Mr..
Doran, and w. N. Campbell was elected
temporary secretary. Mr.. McNair's letter
declining the nomination for governor was
read and his declination accepted without a
INDUCED in as to q preference for a candi-
date to fill the vacancy, and an informal
vote was taken, participated in by all pres
ent, and resulted in twenty-five votes being
cast, all but two being in favor of A. Bier.
man of Olmsted county. A formal bal
lot was then taken by the members of the
committe and all the thirteen votes were
cast for Mr.. Bierman, and he was declared
the nominee and he accepts.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23

The particulars Of the Yosemite stage rob-
berry show that one passenger, knight
Temt,lar, was robbed of 1926 and gold
watch snd the knight symbol. He reques-
ted that the latter be returned The rob
Der replied. you are Mason and know:
how 70 get along without it,,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23
PERSONAL NEWS NOTES.

Capt. T. Stout died on the 10th inst, at
Marshall. Mimi, from the effects ola wound
received at the battle Of Mill Springs, KY,
where be commanded Company of Second
Minnesota volunteer infantry. A ball from
the revolver Of Col. Bailey Peyton, in that
close range fight, passed between Two of the
lower ribs Of Capt. Stout and lodged in his
back near the spine. and though he re-
covered sufficiently to enable him to en-
gage in business to limited extent, he auf.
rhage until At length he succumbed to the
the injury: Deceased was forty-dvs years
OF age, and leaves wife and one child.
The remains were brought to Lake City on
the 18th, for iRterment. Capt. Stout was q
son of the late Judge e. 6te1t of Lake city,
and two brothers Of the deceased, George &.
and James c., are now residing there.
Prot. 8. J. Wilson, one Of the ripsut
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23

1t is reported that e4-Mayor Isaac S.
kallo,k, late of San Francisco, CAL, in
tends to settle in Washington Territory
ana to endeavor once again to make =
aew start In politics. 'H;7'
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-23

MI. George Bancroft can at any mo-
ment give You the Latin name for hie
innum.rable varieties of roses, ana
.onsinsly.