Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-11-23
Tribune rwlNKLEs.

portions; rising barometer.
TRIBUNE TWlNKLES.
A KEsrAuRANT waiter in San Diego was once
chief Justice of Arizona. Advancement is rapid
In that new country.
HENRY WArrERsoN has gone east again. He
probably went to kindly inquire after Mr.. Til
denis health and appetite.
MR. HOLMAN is endsavoring to call in all his
pictures. He hopes to have them all safely des-
troyed before next Valentine day.
FLORIDA people are still eating watermelons
and embracing their pain.rent abdominal dle-
tricts with fond and passionate zeal.
PrRH HYAo1NrHE says the increase of riches il
the greatest danger of the United States. Are
We indeed treading on dangerous ground?
JOIN SMITH was hanged at Oakland, Nd, last
Friday. Some of ,he TR1BuNE's readers may
have heard of this distinguished gentleman.
MEN digging q we'll the other day in Ohio ran
scross vein of gas and the supposition is that
they tapped the legislatures hidden supply
reservoir.
= ANNA DICKINSON is again stranded on the
theatrical rocks. No use talking, the wearing of
the masculine limb envelopes will bring bad
luok to any woman if she persists in it.
a AeA1N il ia announced that Miss Mackay,
daughter of the bonanza king, will enter con-
vent. It will be too bad to shut up go much
beauty and so much money in q ciolstef.
A MICHIGAN woman was stricken VIII paIaly-
sis while questioning her husband regarding bis
whereabouts at such late hour OF the night
Out this out and paste it on your wite's tongue
Z "ANNA." of Dawson, asks the TRIBUNE:
AWhat do young ladies now wear when they
make their debut in society2" They probably
wear clothes. Anna. It is to be hoped they do:
THE Hartford Journal calls the Chicago Tele-
gram "Ne Plus Ultra This must make the
Rev. Editor Riggs feel real bad, after he has
worked so hard to build up reputation for bis
paper.
TIE Thanksgiving proclamation of the gov
ernor of Texas only contained three hnes' ne
has lived in Texas long time, and knows that
the playful revolver down there will pop on the
least provocation.
Ann now it is said that Oscar Wilde intends
to run for parliament. This deplorable break
will cause all doubts of bis idiocy to vanish as
the bloom vanisbeth from the fashionable cheek
into the washbowl.
THE St. Paul Dispatch says that Mrs. Kalakau
is eighty years older than the king. Her black"
.nd-tan majesty will probably refute this
statement through the columns OF the Hawaiian
journals and demand proof.
An Indian youth, who was clerk for the trader
at one of the reservations is detaulter to the
tune of $500, he was a graduate of an eastern
school and was exposed to the communicating IN
auence of the whites for three years.
AaRAvE-RoBBER of Syracuse, N. Y, has beer
.entenced to four years and six months in state
rr;son. His sentence was light owing to the
fact that the stolen remains were those OF
man who was a teacher of the accordion during
life.
Tu.r nhenomenal sheet the New York Morning
1o,r,a, has celebrated it's first birthday, and
starts in upon its second year with agile s1ep
and renewed vigor. 1t is one OF Amerlcas
BRIGHTEST papers, and richly deserves the almost
urnaralleled success which has attended 1t from
the start.
V1cKsBuRa widow has received $'z'ooo ITO"
the different orders to which her husband DE-
,onoed. Dear ladies, in the face of all this can
Won persist in talking at high rate OF speed to
your husbands when important work IN the SKY
fuole degree keeps them late at the lodge! Give
this matter a little serious thought.
Ar,nlaud editor wrote: ''Miss Emma Mark
ham is the prettiest maid in Canton" but his
nenmanship was too feartully and wonderfully
made for the compositor. He got it: miss
Emma Markham is principally made up OF COT
ton" and the next day he was given an indef-
mite leave Of absence with permission to go
beyond the sea. .s
TT has lust leaked out that General Grant
,nade another memorable speech on his trip
with the Willard party. While crossing that
zonderful trestle out on the west end he looked
ou. Of the window into the fearful depths below
and turning to Evarts touchingly remarked:
.Goddlemity Ev., that's higher than the price
~ coal in December!" And Evarts softly re-
nlied: "Damftaint, Useless!'
THE New York Journal says: -... .o.. +
ssCheer up Respondent editors, -
Repress your rising tears,
And smile at capti,us creditors
Who dun you for arrears! &sz
yery nicely said, Mr.. Journal, but when the
& c.ntious creditor comes in with one hand
o,ntehine bill and the other fumbling around
the outskirts of his hip pocket, and the back
b door q locked and the windows nailed down for
.ha winter, il is no easy task to repress the
-;.;no tears and smile upon him with . con-
,pend.ble degree Of sweetness. No. indeed, it
il no easy task