The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1883-10-20
Laugh While You Can.

A political incident In Paris: Two
Americans are standing in front of a rafe
on the Boulevard des Italiens, Paris.
A member of the Chamber Of Deputies
rushes by, with every appearance of q
man who is terribly frightened. First
American-What on earth do you sup.
pose is the matter with that fellowi
Second American-Can't imagine, un.
less he fancied he saw Prince Napoleon
coming around the corner.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
Alabama boasts q watermelon with q
complete map of the world on its sur
face. The cholera districts are strongly
Observation-Disclosures Free Press.
An item from Boston: "Whoshe lee
ted Senator, Jim?" said one of two berry
individuals as they came to the left face
with a lurch in front of the journal
bulletin last Wednesday. "Don't know
which feller's 'lected," said the inter.
rogated, blinking at the bulletin board
"but nescheshary f. choice got the most
votes."-Boston Com nercial Bulletin.
Credits flies away on the owe-pinions
of prodigals.-New York News.
Making it gay: eyes,, said Brown,
UOluutICh 10 d6tuhEG 1914 W. d TeuhE-
kably.smart fellow. l never saw such a
man. No matter what he goes into he
makes it pay" "Then / wish he'd 90
into himself a little while" remarked
the butcher who had supplied Goldbrick
with provisions without being able to
see the color of Goldbrick's money! III
wish he'd go into himself and see if he
could make that pay" Boston Tran
script.
In a troublesome fix: ~ got a Jack
in-the-box on Christmas: what did you
get, Franzel?" "Nothing." "Why
not2' Because papa is an anti-Semite."
"What do you mean?' well, papa
Eaid he would not buy anything Of a
Jew and the Christians wo MT give him
credit."-Frankfurter Zeitung.
A dog On a warm summer day lay
down In the shade and soon fell asleep.
He was awakened by the noise ola huge
bull approaching his shady resting place.
sect up" said the hull, land let me
lie down there" mo" replied the
dog, "you have no right to the place; |
was here first" "Well," said the bull.
looking innocently at the dog, but with
a ferocious twinkle in his left eye. which
made the dogs spinal column run cold
and mis- lower jaw give way. Lets
throw up for it." Thank you" said the
dog politely. 81 never gamble" and he
walked away. Moral-Virtue has its
own reward.-Life.
Glow shall we stop the great evil Of
lying?" asks a religious weekly. 1t can't
be stopped; but the evil might be less
ened materially by abandoning the GUS
tom of putting inscriptions on tomb
stones.-Norristo wn Herald.
Gentlemen" said the Texas man in
the ~restaurant when the waiter dumped
a plate of hot soup down his back, "gen-
tlemen, don't laugh" AS he had risen
to his feet and drawn two revolv re, his
wishes were respected.-Boston Post.
"Is there anything wrong IN kissing?"
he asked her, as they stood together at
the gate. Certainly there is" she re-
piled, ''or there wouldn't be any fun in
it."-Rochester POST Express.
We are suffering from a severe drouth
but New York has Oscar Wilde again.
We have sympathy to spare for New
York. She needs it more than we do
San Antonio Express.
"Hello, Jack, old fellow. how are
you? Haven't seen you for three years.
Take a cigar. hear you're just whoop-
i'm thing in business" eyes, Pm get
ting along first rate" Getting rich and
living Oh the interest of your money,
hey?" "Ye5-and no. I'm making the
money and my mother-iu-la ", she lives
on the Interest" -Chicago News.
A thunder storm is q higE- toned af-
fair.-Oil City Derrick.
"What!' exclaimed a ~bootblack,
''never heard of Jesse James, the man
who found America floating around
recklessly, waiting for some one to look
after her? What? Never heard of Jesse
James, the great American pie .bltcrY
Well, that's him. He was shining the
shoes of a stranger, who had inquired
abouttL.e Clay tatue. "-Louisville Cour-
Ter Journal.
A young woman in an Ohio town mar
ried he. brothers wife's father. When
last seen she was busy with q compass
and a dictionary trying TO study out
what relation she is to herself
Sun.
Admitted to bale-The sailor ordered
into q leakv boat.-New York News.
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