The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-05-04
The Daily Bulletin.
The Lime Kiln Club.


IL wish to displain, said Brother
Gardner ashe adjusted his spectaclcs
and brushed up his front hair l wish
o displain dat dc Hon. Hggnboltom
Lawless, of Kosciusko Miss am pres
mt in de aunty room an burnin to de-
fiber his celebrated address on 'Sent-
ment.' lie arrove hcah three or four
laws AGO. an has finished my las bar
4 apples, worn my Sunday coat right
,lonr, an will be a dead-head on mo
hll he kin spoke dis piece an cptoh
mixed freight train giving TO Toledo.
De committee will escort him. An II dat
WATERFALL am upset or any lamps
Knocked down doorin' his delibery do
.uilty wretch or wrctcheS will receive Fl
lesson dat will remain solid for hun
bred Vars
The Hon, Lawless appeared with
pair OF red mittens In one hand ana
lemon in the other. and such was his
placidity of mind that when he bit into s
one of the mittensn place OF the lemon
he never even changed color. He sized
up five feet and six inches, intelligent
expression, head cast in the shape OF
pear, and feet large enough to trampleo
an onion bed out OF sight, He mounted
the platform like steer climbing n side
hill. bowed right and left in response
to the applause, and quietly began;
''My frens, cannot dispress dc pleas.
IRE an gratifcashun which feel to fin,
myself standin' heah under de sacred
shingles of Paradise Hall-a structure
whose name am a household word
whareber de English language greets
de ear [Applause,] | would rather
stan heah dan to be buried under ~
$4,000 monument. Cheers.
"De subiict OBJ my address am Sen
timent. What am sentiment? Whar'
do We cit it, an what am 1t wort by de
pound when the market am not ODER
stocked? answer dat sentiment am
sort o. classes an mush surroundin' de
heart. In some cases il, hardens up an
turns to stun, while in odders it thins
out until dc heart fairly floats in pond
o. sweetness Applause Sentiment
has CONSIDERABLE to do wild cherry
ackshun in our eberyday life. 1t am
bizness when YOU start out to boray q
pan of -four or basket oh taters. II
am sentiment dat causes naybur 70
lend, instead of demandin spot cash.
[Wild applause from Judge Cadarer.]
dizziness acktuates de lazy an shift
less to sot ont an beg cold vittlcs an
old clothes an dimes an quarters.
Sentiment acktuates women TO shed
tears ober EN- an stock EN- up wild
huff to loaf on fur another month.
When we have kickin' hoss our SEN
timcut am 'pealed TO. We arsy dat de
safety of our loved on0s requires us TO
trade dat anamle of 10 some preacher
who wants a PERFECTLY reliable boss.
OATS one kind of sentiment. When we
buy an excurshun ticket 10 Niagara
Falls, an reach de grand cataract arter
thirty hour sweat on cattle cars, de
immense waste of water pcals to anod-
der sort o sentiment, When we luv We
reveal another phase OF sentiment. IL
de gal am heightened an rich de SEN
timcnt am all solid. II she am only
average, an in debt fur her las corset,
dc sentiment am purity thin an won't
last longer dan de first bill fur meat
comes in, [Cries OF. You bet
My frcns, sentiment writes poetry
wild one hand an tans dc backs of dc
chillen wild de odder. 1t guides our
thoughts to friends ober de sea, an
sends old clothes to relashuns in Wis
cousin. 1t makes US shed tears fur de
dead, an yet warns us TO cut de under
takers bill down twenty per cent, SEN
timeDt tells us to luv our fellow-men,
an yit whispers to us to lock our doahs
an place torpedoes In our hen-roosts.
rGroans, ! have been lookin into de
matter fur dc las forty-eight Vars, an
has cum TO de conclusbun dat it was
n wise thing TO puyide de human race
wild sentiment | could talk to You
three straight weeks on dis subieck, but
obsarvin' dat my half hour amup | will
chop off right heah an hope dat it may
be my pleasure ut some frlcher day to
meet you agin. Any pusson who wants
his fortune told Twill find me in de aunty.
room fur de mex two hours [Cheers
and yells. l--Detroit Free Press