Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-12-01
There was young damsel, bless her,
1t cost very little to dress her,
She was as sweet as rose,

She was as sweet as a rose,
In her everyday clothes,
| But had no young man to caress her.
Because, you see, she had given the mitten
To the only fellow in the neighborhood,
and the amount of sweetness she was,
therefore, obliged to waste upon tho
desert air,
Was simply enough to distress her
No one should be without DR.. Dun
cans Family Medicines. For said by
all druggists. x
He was sitting in the parlor with
her when a rooster crowed in the yard,
and leaning over he said: "Chanti
cleer." II wish to gracious you would"
she said, pm sleepy as can be-" He
took his hat and left and hasn't been
seen since.
Sour Stomach and Constipation OF
the Bowels cured by DR.. Duncan's
Liver aud Kidney Medicine. For sale
by all druggists, X
Old Turk is thought to carry more
years in his saddle than any ether
horse in America. He is known to
have been a crack trOtter quarter of
a century ago and his age is put at AZ
years. He is "A pensioner Of Richmond
county, N. Y, and keeps fat on good
oats. Once iron-gray in color, Old
Turks color is now snow-white.
A gentleman afflicted with the chron-
ic rheumatism says: "No description
OF my case Can convey The vast amount
of benefit | have received from the use
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment. | be-
lleve it is the best article in the world
tor rheumatism. For sale by j. B.
Rtchey.
A health Journal tell, its readers
Chow to take cold" What most of
us want to know is how to let go of it.
Palpitation of the heart, and Swim
ming in the head cured by Dr.. Dun
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine.
For sale by all druggists. x
There was great deal of floating
capital at the seaside resorts last sum-
mer," said a Wall street man. "Do
you mean millionaire's cash? "Nc,
mean the heiresses in bathing"
A sure cure for Flux and Diarrhea,
DR.. Duncans Blackberry Elixir. 1t is
pleasant and harmless. For sale by all
druggists. X
Texas boy: PLEASE, pa, may l go
to the circus?" Texas father "No
my son, crcuses are very, very wick
ed, but be good boy and will take
you to the next lynching."
DR.. Duncan's Vegetable Liver Pills,
better than blue mass or Calomel.
They are mild and pleasant. Try
! them. For sale by all druggists. x
An lrshman, watching game of
base ball, was sent to the ground by a
fowl which struck him under the fifth
rib. ga fowl, was it? Och, sure l
thought it was mule"
Zone bottle of Wilder's Chill Ton
ic cured me of a chronic ague, and my
wife's neuralgia"
GRATEFUL BENEDICT.
"Could you tell me, sir, which is
the other side of the street," On be-
ing told that it was across the way,
the tight one said, THAT'S what l said
but fellow over there sent me over
here"
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap.
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions Of
the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment.
For sale by all druggists. x
There are some particular people
in Michigan. A young lady, ordering
Shakespeare's works Of "a book seller,
adds: 81 want the Shakespeare
works written by Shakespeare himself
Itching Piles cured by Duncan's
I Ointment, it is unsurpassed. For sale
by alldruggists. x
), Mr.. Moody likes to raise chickens
But, according. to Mark Twain, il
doesn't take very much piety to "raise'
chickens, if the night be dark and the
roost low.
: The season, has arrived when every
body who owns horses, cattle, sheep
hogs, and fowls should begin to feeC
: out Sherid&n's Condition Powders
They all need to be braced up for win
ter. Get Sheridan's. The large pack
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