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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
BREAKFANF TASLE TALK
OF the Various Small Matters Corrale'
by Register HireIinSS.

OF the Various Small Matters Corraled
by Register HireIinSS.
ONE marriage license was issued at 10
Clerks Office yesterday.
TIE Happy Eight will give ball at ArioD
Hall Christmas pight.
Ar late hour last night only two plain
DRINKS reposed in the lookup.
The Nillers Happy Thought Club will
give a grand ball at Turner Hall Christmas
eve.
Two 6esdso't-ust were admitted to the
record at C.erk Hooks office yesterday.
THE Baltimore Lodge, X. of p, wi give
a grand bal, AT AriOn HAL Christmas eve.
The boys were enjoying themselves skat-
ing near the heed Of the Island yesterday.
Dave DCSJNr. night dispatcher at the B
* q leaves to-day on visit 10 TRENDS 10
Ba timOre.
YEsTERrsY rev car was placed on the
citizens nue. II is a vsry handsomely
painted car.
ED D,,sS"N the popular fireman Of
engine No - OF the 3 \ D.. will start 10
day on a rip 20 New York. lie will 20 via
the Panhandle and Pennsylvania South
EN-.
DIR. L. q. MrNtsTEEs, late Of the Damitt
DispenSarv. New York City, and the Belle
vue Hospital has located in this city at
lI42 Market street.
PAT VII LIAMs, conductor OF yard engine
IS of the Is. 4 o., who has been laid up for
some time with typhoid fever, will be on
duty sgain to-day.
J. Il. SMITH Recorder OF Seals, X. Of p,
sent S Brubaker a fine, large Wild turkey,
weighing twenty pounds. which friend
Samuel dispensed to his friends, served up
in elegant style.
NIGHr dispatcher on the B. & o., Mr.
David Dunlap, will leave for the east to-day
10 spend the holidays. Dame rumor states
however, that he will join the Benedicts
before his return to this city.
The following conveyance was admitted
to record at Clerk hooks office yesterday
A deed made the gst day OF December
1888, by Henry L Schrader and wife TO
Fred II Hubach. in consideration OF SS2I ~
for lot No. s, being portion Of J. Stroble>
estate.
TuE Municipal Court met yesterday
morning IN pursuance TO adjournment. In
the case of Daniel Peck, trustee, VS., II. h
List snd others, a mandate was entered
from the Court of Appeals affirming toe de
cision Of this court. Adjourned until VI IN
day morning without transacting any 9th
Ger business.
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charged with Attempted Outrage.

Yesterday officers Dunlsp ard Heller
arrested Michael Moran srd James Golden
on charge of attempted outrage on the
person OF Mrs. Amelia Snyder. on Coal
street, in the Norsh Eud, Friday evening.
Mrs. Snyder claims the men assaulted her
and she only escaped by the vigorous use
of her lurgs and muscle power. The
prisoners were taken te'Ore Squire Phillips
and in default of $500 bond were sent to
,ail Tor a hearing tomorrow afternoon.
~ the time OF tho alleged attempt both
mon were under the influence Of LIQUOR.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
n wou,d.be IpeendIn-y

Yesterday Albert Kirschner was arrested
,rd taken before Squire Ankle on charge
of threatening to burn Neumsn's dyeing
establishment. He was sent to Jail in de-
fault of 500 bond. This man was in the
employment of Neuman until a few days
sgo, when he was discharged. During q
controversy between him and Neumsn he
was arrested by the police and paid line
in police court for disorderly conduct. He
'bIeatened, as soon as he was released, to
burn Neuuan oct. Hence hisarre on the
charge stated.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
TO OUR FRIENDS AND PA
TRONS,

To our many friends and pa
irons. who have so kindly give n
us their patronage. We shall
commence OH Monday, Decem-
Der PA, aid give to each of our
customers a beautiful present,
and We also guarantee to sell you
clothing and gents furnishing
goods at lower prices than any
of our competitors.
KLINE BROTHERS.
The Reliable ClOthierS,
81 Twelfth st.
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Hnx Keen Marin

Go to John Roemer's mammoth store
and buy for yourselves and friends: Ago)i
colored blanket for 80 cents; good white
blanket for 81; q good comfort for 81; 8
good cloak or dolman for $ to $40: good
silk dress, 20 yards for $40; good black and
colored csshmeres from IL &c to 81 yard
all kinds OF ladies' mems and children's
wooden underwear, hosiery, gloves, knit
goods, silk, linen and cotton hanterk sI-
chiefs from 5 cents to 81; lace curtains,
window blinds, made up ready to hang for
80 and so cents; carpets, striped, at lSc;
il grain 25c; by floor oil cloth at p
cents yard, snd thousands Of other art;-
cles to numerous to mention, cheap for
cash
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a REMARKABLE TRIAL
Ana an Re.ess ress.

Several years ego the MAssachu,.t
Charitable Mechanics Association an
pointed Q committee OF nine 70 mai,
awards for pianos and organs. Three. Al
leelt, were men OF musical knowledge and
ability: Carl Zerrahn, the eminent Con.
ductor; George James Webb, . compo,s,
and teacher; and Charles J. Capen, An
oreanist OF repute. The following we're tn,
rules agreed upon:
/. The examinations wsrelto be conduct.
ed in the upper hall, (tsneuil HAIL. be.
ginning at midnipbt This was done TO b
rid OF the terrible noise of the market and
express wagons In the vicinity.
2. The pianos we're to be completely en-.
cased in cotton cloth, with not particle of
case work visible-only the key boards.
8. When so encased, they were to be ar.
ranged around the hall. In such order ss
might happen, by the iaboring men. and
Without the knowledge OF any member OF
the Committee.
4 No light to be allowed in the hal. Only
one allowed In the vesubuie.
5. One person (Mr. Webb Was designat.
ed as plsyer. He was at liberty 10 test the
separate notes rs he pleased; but wss TO
nlay the same t2) pieces, one solemn and
IN = brilliant, on each. The award on the
pianos was to be made upon this test-no
other person being allowed to touch the
KEYS nj the trial.
Il Pianos were TO DC rnhrkeu OUT NJ Hist,
so as to bring the competition between
those really meritorious.
The result proved that these ru'es-shut.
ting mn the Committee in the recesse' OF
there own souls-were fatal to the hops
and projects OF the iiVe-if tas l oelis't)
such projects had been formed.
In a comparatively short time 50 m my
ware marked out that the compe it"n
was confined to three T.eyWrs st some
distance from the door, and were In deep
gloom.
Many times the player tried these three,
an d, at lsst, by vote al i've to Tour: ono
Of them was marked out
Then the two remaining pianos We'e
tried again and again; but no one could
detect the slightest difference in tone be-
tween them. IL was therefore voted that
the same award should be given 10 the
makers OF each.
The trial having been finished, the gas
vas turned on. and the covers were taken
from tie successful instruments.
They we're both Chickering's,
II g disappointment and scarcely con-
ctaled anger Of certain members OF the
Committee may he imagined. Had they
b. en- aDle 10 see even one hsif an inch oil
m ,lding they would have known the
maker
II there has ever been smother instance
e q trisl like this should be pleased Ia
know IT.. II L.. in Musical Peo-
pie, for September. ISL
For sale only bv c. A House. 1880 Mar.
ket street, Wbe, ling W Va
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

IL making selections for Christmas il is
4 matter OF great i'm portance to know lust
what to buy and how to buy, that is, to
purchase an acceptable and valuable pres,
ut with moderate outlay. Mr.. John
Frtedel has just purchased a large amount
Of decorated dirner, tea and chamber sets,
large variety OF bisque. bronze goods, motto
cups, vases and toilet sets and an endless
list of novelties suitable for holiday pres
ents. Jsrdenaire stands with flowers, full
banging lamps, ice cream and fruit sets,
vases, etc. Altogether one of the best as.
sorted lines of goods to be found in the
city from which neat and handsome pres
ents may be selected.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

The grandest business opening that has
bees made for some time in Wheeling was
that Of the famous One Price Hatters and
Furnishers on Fridsy evening last, at their
new establishment, ll42 Msin street; even
standing room could not be had. The gen
tlemen have an immense stock OF the
6nest and newest styles OF goods suitable
for the present season, and their pushing
enterprise and courteous attention to
those fayoring them with u call has already
produced sn encouraging outlook, and
given them liberal send Cd. Yesterday,
Saturday, their place was crowded With
customers, and their handsome and at
tractive cards are being given out to sill
purchasers of goods. They extend cor
dial invitation to all to come and examine
their stock, and consider it no trouble to
show goods. Remember the place, 1l42
Main street
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ROBBER Y.
inc Narrow Escape Of the Thieves.

inc Nafr"" Escape OF tNe iDieSes.
TIE attempt to rob J. W. AmiCk's shoe
store at an early hour yesterday morning
was a singglarly bold attempt at robbery,
end the robbers succeeding in taking a
number OF fine shoes, but owing TO the
vigilance OF Nightwstchman Crawford the
thieves were compelled 10 drop their
booty. The thieves were doubtless in
aecd II shoes and thought they would take
that means Of supplying their needs, and
thus were more thoughtful of their needs
than great many people who 60 with wet
feet. While thieving is not at all com
e2dabIe, there is one thing in the con-
duct Of these rob5eries that deserves men
rion-the fact that they went to the store
OF merchant who keeps so desirable a
stock OF foot wear as J. ~. Amicd. His
stock Of boots and shoes is unsurpassed in
the city and the thieves evidently knew it
Will you take a word OF advice? Go to J.
". Amick's for boots and shoes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

DYSPEPSIA dampens the srdor Of many
an aspiring soul: Why suffer from dys-
pepsis2 Why be frightened over disor-
dered kidneys? Why continue the miser-
able life Of dyspeptic, nervous mortal?
Browns Iron Bitters will surely cure you.
1t has permanently cured thousands OF
cases where other remedies afforded only
temporary relief. Ask your druggist con.
corning its merits. Try q sample bottle
and you will be relieved Of further mental
and physical distress.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

BUY Christmas present that
will Outlast time. A present
that will not only gladden. the
heart to day, but in after year.
awaken happy recOllectiOns OF
the giVer. Buy it from JACOB
w. GRCB BIB, and You Will not be
diSnnntinfRl
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Successful Contestants.

Belmont LJdge No. 100, X. of P, Of
Bridgeport, o, closed very successful
fair and festival, last evening. They will
realize about $500. The contest for gold
watch was awarded DR.. Van Wagner, he
having $50; Mr.. Van Fossen, Of Wheeling,
s25 so, and Mr.. Trunell, Of Martins Ferry,
s. IS. Miss Ella Hill was the successful
contestant for the diamond ring, she having
1922 sgainst Miss Minnie Smiths ST.. The
committee awarded a pearl ring to Miss
Smith.
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What a Little Girl Heard.

% WIt IWIVW - NC NTy'SVIT'
am twelve years old, and am surprised
to see little Willie asking such foolish
questions. l am just as sure there is a
santa Claus as | am of anything. Last
Christmas eve when | went to bed | just
vailed end listened with all my might, and
| heard an awful noise in the chimney.
Then | got frightened and closed my eyes
know it was Santa Claus, because he
cane down tie perlor chimney and the
tree Was in lie parlOr the next morning.
JENNIE BATES.
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SHOT AT By BURGLARS.
steve Craw fOrd's Marrow Escape
Rlnehart's Safe RatGled.


Rlnehart's Safe Ratified.
Early yesterday morning Steve Crawford
had a thrilling experience with and narrow
escape from two enterprising burglars. He
tells his story as follow: He was about to
sn;er the narrow alley in the rear OF
Amick's shoe store. to explore and locate
he cause OF noise, when suddenly two
men sprang out and shot by him. Ths
INST intimation he had OF il was the hiring
of shot by each OF them. He took two
bullets into his clothing, but they did no
dsmace. Quickly as possible he drew his
own ga,ling and poured hot fire at the
r, treating foe, but as no one dropped b.
must have missed. His appearance at tina
critical time probably prevented a burglary
nd he had a narrow escape. A heavy
oyercoat is often pistol proof.
The OTHER.
Esrly yesterday morning thieves entered
the store OF w. II. Rinehsrt, on Market
street, near Twelfth, and opening the safe,
which is an old one, completely Quilted it.
They brsks up all the drawers and private
,Uxss, and threw things around generally.
Nothing OF value has been missed. The
entrance was effected through the back
window,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
JOINT BILLS BURNED.
DesfT uciion OF One or the New II,
tinsyflle Industries.

Destr uction OF One or the New Mar
tinsvflle Industries.
Just after midnight yesterday morning o
large fire occurred at New Martinsville, by
which one of the large factories OF the
Pittsburgh Stove Company was reduced to
ashes, The works of the company, con-
sisting of several building, are located below
the town, south of the creek. The burned
building is the jointing mill, large frame
jucture, which was totally cons.
sumed. How the fire originated could
not be Unsigned, as there was no fire about
the building except under the boilers. The
loss will reach 5000, fully insured in
Pittsburgh companies.
Mr.. A. W. Oxnard passed through the
CITY. last night. for Pittsburgh, and said
tie burned building would be replaced al
once.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
Van Waits Bond Reduced.

Mr.. DoveAer, the attorney for Leon Van
Walt, who is in Jail on charge of commit.
ting seven forgeries, succeeded, yesterday,
in having three of tie cases dismissed,
there not being sufficient evidence to hold
tie prisoner. Judge Jacobs was appealed
to reduce the balls on the remaining
four cases. which be did, reducing it from
-, in each case To $500, thus making his
bal! aggregate $L,201 instead Of S., 800.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
TO OUR FRIENDS.

In addition to the many pres
ents hich we shall give away on
December PA, We shall, on JAM
uary !, give to each patron
beautiful Plush PLAGUE Mirror,
which is the finest souvenir
given away by any house In the
United States.
KLINE BROTHERS,
The Reliable ClOthiers,
"a TW elfth st.
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no INVESTORS.

ps,,ops IncliDsS 70 make large % smsii 10.
...,,..n,. in d.xirabie real s-tate In hAf'
zee, .esaritie. paying good ,.i.. Of interest. are
,n1,,ed 20 correspond with the undsr.asDed;
s, psu,. ,b. capital Of NinDs-ota, Is situated
a, ,be head o, navigator Of the pssi hn.
.'ss,,.pI River. and Is the gateway 70 ena
cnm merc.rl metropolis Of the New NORM
west, being an important railioAd esnn, . -.
ons o. the tsrmini nj the g'es'
pacific aailroad. now completed. .
advantages teem 10 insure 'os " sr.,..
futnre. Its population. ~ the CONF -.
astsnept In Msrch, isa, vas ~"~ ."
is Sa ~ ~ made OF from 90 up. ooss'
ctptionabis Tefst.Sees T.ynexsELL.
Real Estate Agent.
Istx 8. ssvsnth W " :, r rsIb1;;s.in1.l
ooyj-l &C Forms'y "
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

TIE finest show OF Holiday Goods on the
South Side is certainly to be found at Divi-
son Bros, 222G Market street. They claim
10 have the largest variety in the CITY OF
Decorated Dinner, Tea and Chamber Sets,
Cologne Sets, Vases, Mugs, China Cups aud
Saucers, Shell Boxes, Lamps &c. Their
large purchases at rock bottom prices aud
low expenses. enable them to sell at prices
never before offered in this city. Good
sre delivered free to all parts OF the city by
their own delivery wagon. Call and see
them
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For One Wild snot-SI25.

Yesterday afternoon, the much talked oil
q, mNge suit Of Mrs. Sarah +. Junghans
vs.. VIM. T. Emblem, was tried before 8
Jury If six men at Squire Csldwell's. The
entire afternoon was consumed in hearing
the evidence, which was purely a repeti
u, of what has already been published
Mrs. Junghans sued for $4,000 for dam
ages received from pistol shot, and claims
hat had Emblem not entered the house
and created disturbance with Baldwin
ste would not have been injured. Our
readers will remember Baldwin fred the
shot, which wounded Mrs. Junghaus. The
Jury returned verdict OF 1928 % for the
plsintif. An appesl will probable be taken
W this case.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
Christmas TuFkeys.

J. H. Diehl. the Bridge corner grocer,
hiss p.rhsps the finest lot OF ChTistmss
turkeys ever brought to this city. The
birds are in splendid condition, and have
been dressed with exceptional care. max
ing them very desirable. Those ho1se
holders who have not yet provided them.
selves with this necessity of the holidays
should call esrly Monday morning aud
mrke q selection.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
JOhnny-s skates.
To HE Eil'nr Of The ReIiSisl

To the Edt'"r Of the Register.
That there letter what Willie wrote i
Just what the boys say around at on!
school. When told 'em Santa Claus wa
sgoin' to bring me a pair OF skates they
laughed at me, and said there wasn't uo
Santa Claus, that it was me mother. | an
goin' to watch and see for myself, and il
it's me mother what brings me the skates
won't have 'em. JOHNNY HATCH.
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Zone TO the Pea.

Yesterday Joseph Chambers, alias Car
men was taken to the penitentiary by
Deputy SherifIs Blanchard and Fitzsim.
nous This man, our readers will remem-
Der, attempted to pick Mrs. Emblen's
pocket in the market house some time ago.
lie will have five years to serve in the
penilentiary.
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siInnie Believes Fer Papa.

To ne INiTU' u LIt NCyISIIT
Ny brother Eddie just because he is two
years older than me always laughs at any
thing tell him, he thinks ne knows every
thing Just because he is nine years Old, he
says that there amt no Sanity Klaus. | say
there is becsuse papa says so and papa
would not tell story. You know that
Tbs re- is a Sanity Klaus don't you? Pleas
say SO. MINNIE $.
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Minnie's Bad Brother.
IT, The EFi,gr of The R,giSfcr

Ny little sister Minnie who hasneyer seen
the City Hall nor the brick street or Jumbo,
nor nothin' much, believes that there is Il
Sanity Claus at Krismas just acause Pop
says so. tell her she is fool and then
she cries and goes to Pop, and Pop he
makes me cry when he ketChes me. Pop is
given her a COST story, and he knows it.
II is raft on me, amt it? EDDIE S.
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Clear Gaze.

To the Editor of the Register.
IL there amt no Santa Claus | would like
to know who it was that brought me 9
srest big doll last Christmas. 1t wasn't
me-, cause she wasn't out Of the house the
Nhoie day long, for | watched her like
iosly, and il she had gone out I'd know d it
MARY BECHTEL.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

MISSES. STANTON Il DAVENPORT have Just
received the holiday number Of the London
illustrated News and the London Graphic
Both sre handsomely illustrated and have
as q supplement two beautiful Chromos
nicely orpsmented. They have also re
ceived the January Century, which is a
yery interesting number.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

Prsnx's Christmas A1t Prints on'Satiu
And fripged and plain Christmas and New
Years cards, from i've cents 10 5.
Picture books for little toddiers, and
| hooks for elder folks. ALBUMS. pocket.
tGO.e disries, etc. at Browns Book snd
Periodical Store, No 1923 Market street.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
SANTA CLAUS Is REAL.
A Dozen Register Readers Say
Ills So.
Correspondence From Little Folks Showing
the Identity Of Kris KinkIe-letters
on Various Subjects.

Little Willie's' communication, last
Sunday, drew out whole batch Of replies,
most OF which indicate the wholesome in.
Huence welded by the Children's Saint
Among the replies were the following:
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
3aahas Rs9iatsr
SUNDAY. DECEMBER es, 1858.
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
USEFUL PRESENTS.

Fine Embroidered Slippers,
ladies' and Children's high-cut
shoes. Ladies' warm shoes and
slippers, Infants fine kid and
velvet shoes, Gents fine but
ton and Congress, very cheap,
at j. Il. STONES,
ll4O Main Street.
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EnIirE GniliH.

Grant Geary was found guilty OF grand
srceny ia Part Of The Circuit Court yes
terday. His attorney moved to set aside
be verdict ami grant new trIsl. The mo
ion was taken under aiyisement by the
CCurt.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

ARE you miserable through indigestion
Sour Stomach, or Constipation? AcEer's
dyspepsia Tablets We guarantee will re
ieve you. Sold by Edmund Booking and
c. Menkemeller, Wheeling; and +. p Zin.
ner, Bridgeport, O., Druggists.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

IF you want bargains to-day and
Monday next In Christmas goods call
1t Diilon's J.welry store, I2as Market
81. He has the goods and ss bonud to
sell them.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23

NOTWITHSTANDING the great rnsh at Nc.
Lain Brothers they have a large assort-
nent OF articles suitable for Christmas
presents, which are being sold at remarka.
everything you need We would advise you
to give them q call.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-12-23
erCourse There IL Santa Claus.


l am a little orphan girl and live with
my aurtie. She says there amt no such
person as Santa Claus, but don't believe
her for my poor mamma said there was
Amt right, Mister Editor?
EDIrU L.
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This Oughtio Settle IL.
To the Editor Of the Registe

To VIV IstTIW " TIC IF'V'NItT
Adas letter has attracted my attention
STA on the silyery side of seventy. be
lieyed there was Santa Claus when | was
Toy, and believe 50 still. There is moth,
ing would take and disbelieye it,
n VI C.
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william won't Have IL.

10 The Editor OF me kcytSer.
seen my father bringing a tree home
last krismas was year, and there ain no
use of trying TO stuff me with that Kris
Kriugle business. l won't hsve it.
WILLIAM TATE