The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1883-07-25
LOCAL MATTERS.
IIls Honor and LIlali.

HIH ElUIIUT INIAk FEEtTlEl
t.om .bis farm. where M had been
g. the purpose Of directing his
men In regard to stacking bis
wheat and cutting his grass. He
WAS IN ! fine bumor, and was ex.
initiating eloouently 20 a group Of
81. od6i,;ng bncolic friends unon
tbs sne noints and tbe nedieree Of
Ma Isr.ev hnll which had hear, pre.
oan,od.h;no hv disl;ng,,;sed een.
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s,s.s. wS 1, Ma a,tentiop wa ..
rested n Jak q iBas 4, ~. having
in custody an infatuated soeci.
.s , d, manhood in ii, intoxicated
condition. HiseapOt was adorned
with an old fashioned bell crowned
snlpp hat that looked az if il had
-do6SSf Isegfyice'ih The Mexican war
and had been badly demoralized at
,C,bersbusco. Some street gamin
.had pinned to his coat tail a strip
or naner. sucb as is used as an an.
nendaoe 10 the small boys kite.
Take il all 10 all, he was the most
ludricous looking object that has
called upon our streets for mauy,
many moons. His Honor ceased
his conversation and looked Ut the
specimen" He did not know
whether 20 scold or,lauph at him,
but finally hisrisiblss we're excited
and he took on q ct Of immoderate
laughing. Recovering himself he
told Jake TO take him to Jail, put q
chunk of ice on his head, place
him in one Of Lijah's little beds,
and call him at 10 o'clock sharp.
BY this time Lijah was seen
"larding the lean earth" with his
int IN ,ov,c from Tho stable IN his
th,micile. when His Honor called 10
him. Thew had n WHISPERED con.
yersa,iou and Liiah started off,
aoon returning with some objects
for His Honor's clemency, or the
laws direst punishment.
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TONGUE.
Ami Charity Ann "a . Lamb
limo and Ian n s,,oc;non of tho cont
la ssI ras;linr n tho Nat e 1ror
v.ri md who Loons a boorlinn
!h6usa IN tbot l0calitv sbe il me- .
,tod q, ho,,;na . hnsIand mho ,rns
;S5sner.ty snnn " n boye beon
,tr;tb Nah wbon bo w,s rov;9n,.
,ssaIr;s vo..a, ;, NON tha hroaJ ,vesto
5ERaleTs in search Of land and a
vineyard, and her accrbity Of tenn
per, having q tongue that is hung
On q q pivot in Inc middle md
works atbo,h ends. She has q gon
whom she ;do,iyos and cxnocts IN
lean uuon rs her supnort, in the
DAYS Of the sore and yellow leaf If
rife. OF course, like MI mothers,
she thinks he il The mink Of NOR.
lection. Some DAYS non he wSs
down by the river side. gathering
lebbles as in DAYS of wore, when he
e.pied A peiphboriup man tvipp nm
his water craft. He tried to say
somethino smart md slipped unon
a His no;obhor ,honnb, 10 yoY
IN fro.h md naodad aoatinr ~
con,ao ,,aroo of mh;nh ho throm !; T.,
IN ~ i've, Tha I aan ~ orChorit ~"
An voIlod l,..; i" f ; ,,o,n mh;"S
~ns soon %r,boom Nv "r'P' G G
home, in his drinniur garments,
:hc related to his mother his trouble.
She donned her war paint and
sought out His Honor, who direct.
ed Bob to bring the malefaCtor be.
fore him. When Intercepted as
10 bis puiltor ;nnocence, he reloted
~ ooIr, an, d;snoSs;ono,o m,on-
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no' "'S s!t ~ "ue ~. n0
was i'neu % anu cos'S' ms llonoF
I Vs. sna' ne cou!a not nne
Sor.s s" " SaSa, scion OF sne moo noolo
.svora sanr; mo ""I ns si Saop HLn
Mn S;.h f.thasIn tonIarn"aa ,has
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