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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

IN a letter from Hon Mrs Perry Castle Grey,
Limerick, Ireland, Browns BRONCHIAL TROCHES
are thus referred to: Having brought your 'Bron-
chial Troches' withme when came to reside here,
found that after had given them away 30 those
considered required Them the poor people will
walk for miles to get a few" For Coughs Colds,
and Throat Diseases they have equal Sold
OR{y IN bOreS
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

are good things, yet we find passages
ana frequently very grand passages,
III which the laws of language are set
at naught. Nevertheless, laws are
laws, and the writer who will not un-
derstand and obey them. except in the
most emergent cases, deserves to break
ms neck or drown-as he probably
will.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

Where is the girl of long agog'
sings Joaquin Miller, We saw her
the other day, Joaquin. But she isn't
a girl any more. She has gray hair
and wart on her nose, and no teeth.
and wore specks.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
Testing Virtues.

Be not wiser than you should, but be soberly
wise and to this end commence by testing the vir-
tues of Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters, which supplies
the blood with iron, aids digestion, tones and
strenthens the system, and creates, as it We're,
new man Try it. All genuine bear tie signature
OF J /. y. ALLEN. St Paul. MINI.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

4 FEUD, which had its origin in a
baseball match the day before, was
renewed at a church In a small town
in Georgia, and resulted in the shoot
ing of three persons.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

'Talk about Western Union or
Denver" said Mr.. Hopkins to spec
ulatiye friend, "fddlesticks! Why,
I got something last January at IS,
and yesterday it was 81 Gracious
alive, man." said the other, "what
was it," "A thermometer" said Mr..
Hopkins.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
SCHOOL TEACHER s.

Nh H. L. SoPER, principal of the High School at Po
quonock, Conn.,, says in relation which has
given him much anxiety and pain: MY wife and 7
have both used Hunts Remedy, and find it really
pcrior article. A year or ago my kidneys became
weak and sluggish, owing to strain and find
ing relief in Hunts Remedy continued its use until
had used four bottles. when became we'll Since my
cure have suggested its great number of peo-
PIE who know have been benefited by using it,. And
TO substantiate this statement Mr. H. S CLARK asss-
tant superintendent of the High School, says: Il can
certify to the value of Hunts Remedy, having re-
ceired great benefit from its My troubles com
menced twelve years ago. when my kidneys became af
hicted with Inflammation of the passages but the time
ly use of so valuable medicine arrested the disease
can now cheefuly recommend it to all suffering as
was
MAY 81, 1888.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

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the only preparation of beef containing its entire
1utI1ttOuS properties 1t contains blood-making,
force generating and life sustaining properties;
invaluable for Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
nervous Prostration, and all forms of general
the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration,
overwork or acute diseases, particularly if result
ing from pulmonary complaints. CAswELI. HAz-
ARD 4 Co, proprietors, New York. Sold by drug
giStS.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

A plant has been found that cures
bashfulness. 1t should be promptly
tried on the man who leaves the no
tel by the back window because he is
too dltfident to say good-by to the
cashier.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

The great seal of the United King
dom is used with yellow wax for Eng
lish documents, red for Scotch and
green for Irish.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

Hay FEVER, have used Ely's Cream Balm fo
Hay-Fever, and have experienced great relief.
recommend it as the best Of all the remedies
have tried.-T. B. JENCKs, Lawyer Grand Rapids
Mich. Price so cents.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

The man who was reconciled to his
lot must have had the mortgage on it
lifted.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
THE Conductor.

Conductor Warren of Winona, Mimi, says
used one bottle of Warmers White Wine Of TAI
Syrup, when l was so hoarSe l could not speak
above g. whisper, and in twenty-f0ur hours il
cured me. 1t is the best remedy ] ever saw.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

For years 1 have been afflicted with Hay
Fever. gave Elys Cream Balm a trial The re-
life was immediate. [ regard myself cured.-G.
ScHRE1BER, Supt. of Cordage Co., Elizabeth. n J.
Price 80 cents
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

J. P eager, Route agent on the TT. Wayne
branch Of the L. S. & NJ. S. railway, says Agent
at Reading, Mich, get me two more bottles of
Warmers White Wine Of Tar. I never used its
equal for Throat trouble.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

Benson's Skin cure. 1t cures all rough and Scaly
skin diseases and makes the skin smooth and
healthy. It is an ornament to any lady s toilet.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

The boy who bit into the green APP
pie remarked, with a wry face
Twas ever thus in childhood
sour"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

Or. Bens01e's Celery and ChGmonljte Pills
cured my trife Immediately of Seuere neuralgia.
II. NJ. Cocklin, Shepherdtown, Pa. soc at drug
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

RUsHMoRE, Or a. Page, says: L have pre-
scrIoed Brown S Iron Bitters in several instances
and in each case obtained good results
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

CLUTsvILLE, ALA.-Dr. W. Carter. says: L have
used Browns Iron BitterS in nv own family for
indigestion with great benefit. -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
An Awkward Commitment.

An Awkward Compliment: Lady
(between the dance9, Il remember
my first ball as if it were only yes
terday" Her partner Dear me,
what a wonderful memory the frau
lein must haven
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

A little girl unconsciously and
touchingly replied to the excessive
drudgery of her mothers life when
on being asked, rs your mamma s
hair gray?n she replied, II don't know.
Shes too tall for me to see the top of
her head, and she never sits down"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
HIensnlan's Peptonized Rect ronfc.

MOTHER SWANS WORN SYRUP for feverishness
restessness, worms constipation. Tasteless. 25c.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

To CURE a sore throat, gargle with Piso's Cur
for Consumption. 25 cents
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

a CHILD that wakes with the Group should have
{, dose of PiSoS Cure.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

CROUCH ON RATS, Clears out rats mice HE!
reaches. bed-bugs, ants, vermin. chipmunks. 15c
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
.Ty'sCreamBaIm

when applied by the
finger into the nos
trilS, viii be absorbed,
effectually cleansing
the head of catarrhal
Virus,causing healthy
secretionS. 1t allays
inflammation, pro
tects the membrane
Of the nasal passages
from addition1 colds,
completely heals the
sores and restores
lasts and smell. 4
few applications re
!iuve. Il thorough
treatment l0iU posi-
freely Catre, Agree
able to use. Send for
circular. Price SOC. by
mail or at druggists.
wegO, N. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

What puzzle the little child in domestic econonv
How the mother gives other and STRENGTH TO nno tr life
of her blessed little youngser - Nff ~ Do
How the child kicks, and laughs, and crows!
How the chd and is heavier every day.
of him by day and yn night F' 80 ' ~ ~
Is it wonder the mother breaks aches Her
stomach tails her Her liver IS bad Her blood
iees poorly Yes yes pooryveTy poorly Give mother bottle
B100S h0n BHer She needs that will
put there She have strength will invalid
1Oaf iron BAe1s helps and weary new life
cheeuness, and vgor Tell all the mothers you know.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

SKINNY MEN. " Wells Health Remover" re-
stores health and vtgor, cures dyspepsia impotence
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
"BUCHU-PAIBA.'- Quick complete cures
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases. S1OO
level Headed.

When Fogg was asked regarding the latest adj
ditlon to the English language, he said he would
ask his wife. She always had the last word. His
wife said Carbolne not only the Ia test but the
best.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01

25c buys a pair OF Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners
Makes boot or shoe last twice as long
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
l!CEL COMMON SEESE AID PLAIH HOME TALK,

Scrofua, Diseases of Men
FRIED !: $:. !: !: BOOK
New York City, 49, ~ ~ 80
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-01
EoU CpcV cured by new and successful method
- iEGI III address ReN- z Kneniar IF Mar-na III

. ::::; 81: y: q
80 S5Soia - work wiz EzfSz lS5Ss
GEMS 3
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The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25
Alleged Hydrophobia.

A case of supposed hydrophobia has oc :
CURED at Puyalfup, says the Tacoma
Ledger, and DIR. Williams has brought it
under the notice of the authorities. The
patient is an orphan boy who has been for
some time in the household of Mr.. Bowman,
farmer near Puyallup. On Saturday
morning he took a fit, frothing at the mouth
and barking and snarling exactly like dog.
Indeed, when the doctor had him partially
under the influence of chloroform he imi-
tated the motions of dog. On Sunday,
morning he became calmer and showed
nothing more than the ordinary symptoms
of idiocy. He was brought into this city
on Monday and examined before Judge
Howes, by Drs. Bostwick, Williams and
Kelly. The boy went by the name Of
James Mowbray, and both his parents are
said to have died in Montana. He was for
a time ehareeab1e to the county, and after
wards worked at the shingie mill until he
was taken into Mr.. Bowman's family While
the examination was in progress in Judge
Howes' Office yesterday, a small dog, be,
longing to the judge happened to walk in;
Immediately tie boys eyes were distended
and fixed wildly ON the animal, the boy
showing all the symptoms of hydrophobia.
As the boy had become public charge no
better place was known than the Territorial
asylum at Steilacoom, and accordingly
Sheriff Winsor took the unfortunate boy
there last night.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25
DIED

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SIMMONS.-At the family residence in
this city, on the Goth inst, Joseph Cliff
ford, infant son of r. G. and G. NJ. Sim
mons, aged ii months and 20 days. .,...
Little Clifford was child of rare promise.
Beautiful, amiable, and of far more intelli-
gence than most children of his age; he was
the special pride and pet of a large circle of
relatives and friends, who deeply mourn the
loss of his bright and winsome presence.
Pure as an angel, death was to him but a
morning sleep, from which he will awake
among the saints in Heaven. The afflicted
family have the heartfelt sympathy of their
many friends and acquaintances in this sad
hour of bereavement. Com.
HOPE-At Independence, Polk county,
Oregon, Cornelius Hope Of Philomath,
Oregon, on last Tuesday the 18th, of lung
fever. -! 49,
He had only been sick about five days,
had procured a.joB of work for the summer
at the place of his death and had gone there
to commence work, but was taken suddenly
Ill with the above result. His wife was
summoned and reached him only one and a
half hours before his death.
OSBURN-Mrs W. T, Osburn died dc her
residence in Eugene city Saturday. May
II. She was one of the earliest settlers of
. Lane county, Oregon.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25

Independence will prevail in their new To-
cality is conundrum guessed at by those
left behind
A Sunday School concert is under way
for the third Sunday in June. An excep-
tional good time is anticipated.
F The much needed road work has begun in
this district.
Since the game law passed into effect the
deer have been gradually losing their pro-
verbal tin,idity-in fact are growing bold
and dangerous. A number of them have
had to be killed recently ''in self defense. :"
That is another :dead-letter-law, or what is
worse it has the effect of keeping the luxury
of venison away from the table of the law.
abiding and Of placing it all the more plen-
tifully upon that of the law-breaking. Such
unrighteous discrimination on the part of
our lawmakers in favor of wickedness is
certainly most culpable.
Monroe, May 81, 1888.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25
VIII the statesman MAKE the correct,,

Will tne sbatesmau MAKE the Correction.
The daily Statesman of the 10th copied
the correspondence published in the last
issue of the GAZETTE, entitled ''Call Halt 3"
The Statesman fails to say that the article
was from correspondent to our paper, but
it says 1.-THE following appears in the Cor
Wallis Gazette" and then it goes on to copy
the article without signing the correspon-
dents name to the bottom, which would
lead any one to believe from reading the
item in the Statesman that the item named
was an article of the GAZETTE instead of
being that of correspondent. The fact of
the matter is that firm friend of the school
handed us the article entitled 'tCall Halt
for publication in the GAZETTE because some
of the scholars had taken part in an anna
teur minstrel performance which he did not
approve of and hs desired the article pub
lished in order to express his disapproval of
their engaging in the performance. The
Statesman certainly could not help recogniz-
ing that the article was from correspond
ent and should have known better than to
credit it in such manner as to mislead. Will
the Statesman please correct her mistake
before her readers! We expect to stand
before the world with our own articles, but
we do not expect an old established paper
like the Statesman to make the careless and
we might say almost unexcusable blunder of
crediting correspondence to our paper in
such manner as would lead her readers to
infer that it was our own editorial.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25
school Closed.

The north district school of this city, un.
der the management of Mr.. A. F. Hershner
as principal, and Mrs. Terwillager as assis-
tant teacher, closed last Friday the 18th
inst, after very successful year in the
school work. As the pupils of the school
made marked progress in their various
branches of study, the patrons are highly
pleased with the results. In the afternoon
of the last day, over 200 persons were pres
ent to witness the closing exercises, which
consisted of dialogues, recitations, ETC.,
after which remarks were made by Supt.
E. A. Miner, N. L. Raber and DIR. Embree.
At the close of these exercises a nice ink
stand was presented to Mr.. A. F. Hershner
as token of the esteem in which he was
held by his pupils, after which scholars land
teachers reluctantly parted.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25
A Painful Accident.

Hon. Geo. B. Doris met with very
painful and dangerous accident last Tuesday
breaking board when piece of it few up
and the sharp end stuck into the ball of his
left eye between the center and left corner.
It penetrated the ball of the eye 80 deep
that he had to take hold of the silver, which
was several inches long, and pull with con-
siderable force to draw it out. The accident
was terrible one. However, Mr.. Doris
could at last accounts distinguish light from
darkness with that eye, and hopes are en-
tertained that he will not lose the sight of
the eye. We sincerely hope that he may
speedily recover without the loss of his
sight. He has the sympathy of the entire
community in this sad atfliction.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25
New Course TOR Sewer.

We took occasion this week with one Of
our city council to examine the ground flom
where the new sewer is to commence down
to Dixon creek. This is the natural pass
way for the water from the town. And by
laying the sewer in that direction and turn
ing the corner of two or three lots so as not
to run through any persons lots, the work
can certainly be done for one-half the cost
of running it east to the river. And when
the one is done towards Dixon creek 1t will
drain the entire town and there will be no
need of digging any more sewers to the
river, while the one contemplated to the
river will only drain small part of the
town.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25

On last Sunday morning the infant
child of Geo. Simmons of this place died
| from the effects of scarlet fever and
| two more Of the family are sick with it.
It supposed they took this dreadful dis
ease from Mrs. Stevens family, who lost
her children in San Francisco as she came
here. She stopped at Mr.. Simmons house
when she arrived at this place.
The ladies of Corvallis interested in the
organization of a Ladies Coffee Club are
requested to meet at the engine house at
half past six Monday evening, May 2sth.
The object of the club is to furnish coffee to
firemen during fires and it is hoped there
will be good attendance and a permanent
organization effected. CoN.
In another column will be found from Mr.
A. Cauthorn, one of our best citizens, a
letter written by him to us for publication
from Mexico, Mo. He has lived in this
community about Is years and is now Wis
iting relatives and friends near the scenes of
his younger days. He has withstood the
trip well for a man of his ripe old age and
seems to be enjoying himself well.
We are informed that physicians say that
scarlet fever is in town. This disease we
also learn can be carried from one to the
other as easily as smallpox or diphtheria
and its effects are often worse than smallpox.
Yet we see people who have been around
and exposed to this disease perambulating
the streets all the time entirely disregardful
of communicating the disease to Others We
have state laws with severe penalties against
any one who has been exposed to contagious
diseases circulating around SO as to expose
others and such matters should be looked
after or else repeal the law. It is q matter
coming directly within the duty of our city
council also,
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-25

Ise,ns from Alpine.

Strawberries are getting ripe but are not
plentiful yet.
Every one is jubilent over the prospective
extension of the w. s. r. r. to Junction.
Unless we can have branch to the Yaquina
near us the w. s. will be our main accom-
modatoin for transportation.
The prospect for grain has; on account Of
so much cold wet weather, looked very pool
but is now improving:
There will be campmeeting st the Bel.
fontaine camp grounds the last of June. A
large attendance is predicted. ,..s
Rev. F. P. Belknap breaches regularly at
Simpsons chapel. His sermons seem mostly
devoted to practical ethics and fittls to doc.
trine or creed. He evidently does not be-
lieve there is such thing as divorcing NOR.
tality and christianity. He manifests great
solicitude for the young and often expresses
great anxiety for the future welfare Of SO
many children of the present generation
who are, without doubt, growing up under
too lax discipline and insists upon the par.
ents themselves doing more of the reforma-
tion and regeneration Of the age at home.
Mr.. West our new and enterprising neigh
Dor, who recently married to Mr.. Ollie
Goodman is improving his place very much
in the way of substituting eomeIy plants,
fences for old rail ones and by adding a
handsome porch to his residence
Miss Minnie OVERLY who has been in the
neighborhood several years.: has recently
returned to her home at Huntsville, w. T.
She will be missed BY multitude of friends.
Some Of our young ladies have assumed a
very practical and Independent turn Of
mind. Two or three Of them. having already
gone to the uppsr country to take up places
and others are talking Of it. How long this