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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-03-06


terday Elders Joseph Smith and 2. H. Gurley. a
committee on behalf of the reorganized Church or
Jesus Christ OF Latter Day Saints called upon the
Secretary OF State and asked that the Circular
ter OF Secretary Evarts which was sent to ali for
eign governments, asking that emigration OF MOI
mons to the United States be prevented. "a thav
came to this country to practice crime against tts
laws, be modified so as to distinguish between
themselves and the polygamous branch of The
church. They presented a memorial stating that
polygamy was no part OF their faith; that thew
have missionaries In various parts OF Eurons
Australia, and In the Society Islands in the Pa,
lied church should be relieved from the odium nd
shame OF classification with q body pract!cinU
crime against the laws OF the country. Secretary
Frellngnuysen promised that the appeal should
be considered.
THE FAILURE OF THE NEW LIBRARY Bn1.-con.
gress adjourned without making any provision
for the erection of new library building. The
joint committee thought for time OF proposing
ON amendment to one OF the appropriation bilis
appointing commission to select q site on some
government reservation and begin the construc
this plan was abandoned. such an amendment
would have been subject 70 point OF order and
the COMMITTEES feared that It's being ruled out or
national library. The sum Of $4,000 was apprc,nr;.
ated for partitfoning on and shelving the Remain.
der OF the crypt part Of Il Is already In usel Tor
session OF Congress united ana determined effort
VIII ne made Ia behalf OF library building.
PHRsoNAI.-Ex-senator Yerry left the city nm
Sunday evening, accompanied by several relatives
and friends, for st, cathsrines, Canada, where he
win stay tor some time. ana where It d believe,
he win regain his health, Vhich Is ajready some. M
what improved Mr.. Geo y. Wurts, 4e new
st % oomdsn q 81 has scne rs ibs Is
Hot Springs OF Arkansas - -0ovofnar H1etcher
of Missouri, is at the Rbnas6.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-03-06

ERRORS IN THE PRINTED TARIFF B1LL.-Mr Nc
Pherson, clerk Of the House OF Representatives,
says there are great many errors in the printed
tariff bill as it appeared in the Congressional
Record. For instance, the tax on tobacco is
printed at 80 instead OF cents. In the important
iron schedule he says there is a clause which was
not printed at all In the Record. He thinks when
the bill Is printed in full it will be more satsfac-
tory to the iron interests.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-03-06

THE RESIGNATION OF TREASURER GILFILLAN,-
Mr.. James Gllf1llan yesterday afternoon rendered
to the President his resignation as treasurer of
the United States to take effect on the first of
April. He has accepted the position Of treasurer
and manager OF the Mutual Trust Company OF
New York Mr.. Gilnllan has been treasurer since
July !, 1877, and has been so efficient in the dis
charge OF his responsible duties, and SO courteous
and Obliging to all who have approached him. that
he will leave his official position with nothing but
praise from everybody.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

- OQ0N We S8C k&s50BCks
+ The LEDGER said I had written q
poem to them, beginning, 81 will wait
for my love at Heavens gate,' which
I, with all the powers of o true wo-
man, deny. In the first place / lay at
no. idle. aims gate. I came from
Heaven, and know what it is TO be
there. And in the world again I am
sent, to teach people how to get dol
lars and cts. And as I wander amid
the lucifer gr6ans, they look upon me
as butler, the Man who never stole q
single silver spoon; yet they deny
him the supremacy Of his own state
room. I affirm all things true that
possibly 1 can truly cling legality to.
And live for the good thatI can do.
And proving the LEDGER to some ex-
tent true; by owning that I win be
the last going into heaven sure being
Gods sheperdess, first and last, must
all others dive into his Holy, eternal,
pleasant unbinding fast. And II the
sympathizing LEDGER man feels dis
posed to do . wena9 asfaysr, let him
bind about his neck the whole blessed
truth And like a noble big-hearted,
Cody heaven born man; to my face
tell me how my life TmaY amend
and what I like in bringing together
Gods great Holy Ends. Ilove aim
plicity and truth in her beautiful
Eblaxen truth. MARrHA M. Snow.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09
James and the Pears.

"James!" -
= ''Yes, pa
f. ssThere were seven California pears
in that cupboard. Six Of them are
gone. Do yon know anything about
it ?oa Il <:Gi r aeis fA s.f ~.
81 never took one Of them" ''i5''
"Snre? p e 80 aea
Certain, pa. Wish I may die,
it, 80
"You wicked, bad boys hew often
have I told you never to use such m
expression. Here comes ma; let us
see il she knows anything about il. =
Mamma says she saw James take al
least five Of them.
"You little rascal! How dare You
tell me you never took one, and here's
only this little one, with the grub-eat
en- side left?"
"oh, pa. don't hit me. 1 said ]
didn't take one Of them and -ahd-
and that's the one I didn't take $.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09
The Bismarck, D.iTi Tribune tool

= m, n.aa.asn u,s 1r..r 4n.1,
s5 Ane Dlsmah, n. assoaAs q sooe ~
advantage s of tne opportunity onefeu
sy the telegraph strike TO eAnlo'' 'ns
robustness 3 Of lts 1maglna''on' ~ -
printed two columns OF special teie-
grams OF the most . senrsationai e1r ls chafac-
ter. One! gave the oes1,s " we ..'
elopements or. or MRS ii, q Ltangyry WIN |,
Samuel j. Inden; announcer .ep0fsee
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

Ruthexfsrd, N. c. special - Great in-l
|dignation and .talk OF lyHehins were the
result Of the arst public services held at !
Duncap's Greek by the Mormon mission
aries who have been holding prayer meet !,
ling and presenting 1iattering Inducements
TO eosSerts This evening seven women
and three men, who. had Iprefessed the
faith, were baptized in Duncan's creek.
Several hundred people, about hsH being
women, gathered on the bank to witness
the ceremony. The place was lit up with
ipine-knots and torches. The converts
and missionaries arrived about . O'Clock,
land went into small house. adjacent.
and when night fell the entire party Of,
converts, male and female, accompanied
by the four missionaries, left the build
ling, all Of them entirely naked and d.
vested ef every article Of clothing. At
tdrst, rs they marched to the water there
was murmur ct surprise among the
crowd, soon fsllowed by hisses, but they
did not interfere with the party. The
trite was performed In the middle Of the
fcreek, where the water was scarcely
waist deep, two OF The missionaries ear
irying pine-kaots in theirs hands, After
tthe ceremony, . committees Of citizens
waited upon the Mormons and gave them
notice TO quit the country at once, on
Ipain Of summary justice. Several q the
women In the party are quite pretty and
H.. -. O, "a - ar.,s..
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

|. s.And the gentleman who catches
the ball, said Ansbel; "why does
he wear maskf'' And Anabel look
ed upon her cousin Eed's faea with
becousing pride when he promptly
answereds "rhat is TO protect his
face, Bel; an ugly mug wouldn's
harmonic with nice pitcher, you
know - s.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

..Do they have esses every hour!'
queried Mrs. Spoopendyke.
a'Of course they do. They leave
every fifteen minutes. hike . ferry
boat, and u I can't catch one case.
Plf be witness IN another. Got II
now? Only they don't run as often
from midnight to six. Begin to zee
into it?n tg' hA4Ie.i .sts ~
aI think 4 do, /" said Mrs. spoop-
endyke, rumihating. 81 was think
ling that II one started about three
O'Clock, I'd go and witness with
you.
stsoh, you d make q witness !'s pro-
claimed Mr.. Spoopendyke. ."with
your capacity for observation and
ability to recollect, you'd only want
to appear twice to absorb the whole
witness business. And With thiz
reflection, Mr.. spoopendyke wen,
4
back to his slumbers. ess
| At ten O'Clock sharp his wife called
him and notified him Of ihe hour.
"How'm I going to get there In
time?" he howled. ''Why didn't
you call me before? Want me sent
to State prison for contempt? Want
to get rid Of me, don't you?'' And
Mr.. Spoopendyke darted into his
clothes.
"Don't you want some breakfast,
my dear?" inquired Mrs. Spoopen-
dyke, tenderly. ..z..,..5. ~. :.
"No | don't want any measly
breakfast!" he shouted. "Didn't
tell ye I was . witness at ten, and
now its half past? Think man ID
appointed a witness during good be.
hasior? S'pose I hold the Office till
my successor is appo1nteds" And
Mr.. Spoopendyke plunged down
stairs and out Of the house.
81 only did what he told me to, s.
sighed Mrs. Spoopendyke, wetting {
piece Of court plaster and patching
up hole in her silk dress. 'tThougt
I don't see any use of q man being {
| U;fposo ~ ho x,op,k It,o a w;fu1~z -hn~
he wants to. If / we're man." sh.
Icontinued, IS she topped down or
the floor to change her boots, ..Pd
lget appointed by the President, anf
then I could attend to business O
not, II liked" With which sag,
reflection AIRS. Spoependyke pullet
out her husbands socks and begaa +
lsew wens three inches in diameter Of
the heels f3 =''< t'''2 '''-''' :
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

MrsniLangtrya has goae homsHto
her husband rH6 has been living g
|vilteqiatare IN the wilds Of Wales on
|f5lxaest tor aoms tine. II NIL
reads he American newspapers tht
meeting win bs ! remarkable one;
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

The way Chinese lanndries are ac-
cumulating it really does look as
though the moon-eyed lepers had
come here to clean out the country.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

Miss Katie Murray, the young lady
SO recently badly treated by The bE.ck
brute Bill Mcdowell at Louisiana,
No., is about recovered from her in
iurics. 80. 81 x..s..lsss $.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09
- ~-.,..-s s.rDy.p.ps.
SHHINfsYS{S css..ye..ss.

- EorDyspspaaa
&Az4AzAz ksts& Hssaeeass a
chronie 11anr.
M =
% 1np9T1ty a sfs
N Heod Eoner a.osx
Aguss 1En1ax1a, ;
= ys12e1vtU ky~ofs9 "a nJl -
49, e4..ss - n
ranseneut Of Liver, Bowels aad Kidneys.
-, .,,,..-,,.s 1,, -. - 49,. : :. =
"a Hests Pai, a ~ ~ ea1.ef;.ss a.
pain Is ier under he Shosider bi.de nissakca for
sEheunsfisn Eenex.a les of sppetises RvSls =
ssessy s spss :s .s.s,i.s. s g., .l's.1s;1 S sia y:
with epusiderahle loss Of .menory arcompanied
VI spAi.ssi sess.fcn q having ngd.doae ssuesh1n
snsse oSsee g eiss eesa aeee; sSns. osy eoSks
- Insaee ns 8 .omennS an sfenasn1. aIss
q dvessiness snd deaiksy: nervous, easily stsrtied:
fes eo,d Or burning. sonssines pichiy sensation
sad i ssasS . s.ssss se .s.. s ss.: .ss :a~ sd see.
&eia. ya one can hardly srnntson up fofsitnde 10
h.in tct. dissrasss ev.sy remedy SeyerA
as snevs Symptoms a attend q s5e eissass. % e.sss
sssiss.sos sf- ae.,h ~ hss 49, S she Ilrsr
aass 'sea s1'sA'''ss' aelsn .t's
younr. wnc.exes .ny or tss. .nore
=s..s symp1oms appesr.
Re<Duns Travelling or Living In Un>
healthy Localities, by taking dose eccAsioa-
sly % keep he Liver IN healthy zefioe VII uvosd
.aMelaria, Bilieus attacks, pi..saes., Nav
1:cess.c ~ y Oe5sessssa o. Sesnc s@
Ssa a1ss3os..s - k.sss u Nines eos = p H.,
Ueee'
m y~~ h.xs a>xes, suvsAs.~ 49, -
.Sa o. sea aSssy ane1 meas, O. s.eek-
e>7e --- -
Ffu.e 81 Decfsrss nm. vusu - e>u,aa
by always keeping the Res.,asor Sc,
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

4 Burlington man has Q mother-in.lay n
who never spoke o cross word to him.
The rfother-in-law OF Che young man
| IN Harlem Is d model ono. She, Is deaf
and dumb. Eisss sTs7a.s7ali ts-fi
A MorFistewn mother-in Jaw pays the I;
tailor's bills of her .son-in-lsu. The
young man is extremely polite and defer
ential to her, p.
An Indian man has come to the tardy
tvindication OF the much abused mother
h-Iax. Firing of his wife, he gee . al d.
sofce and then heroically married her,
mother, yTstG .gTss,sssi.1 zs:ag = fts .lsssss-
a Syracuse son-in-lsw says his wife's
mother is an angel. This does not seem
strange when the fact is known that she
has been dead several years. -
The esdanghter-in-laws Of % Isaisyilte ,
! woman claims that her husband's mother :
is the dearest old lady in the land, be-
cause she always does up preserves, for
here every season.
Dr.. wills zstsfses that fiotiicrs law
isre not isughed at or booked down On iia z
Persia. Their presence Is coseted by )
their sons-in-law, who look On them -
the guardians Of the virtue Of their wives.
siu 4 -. - = 7szss -
h +; An orange-seller, the other dzy.sfosnd
bad specimen among his fruit and care.
llessly tossed IL away II struck as old i
woman In the eye, and she made such
fuss over tile accident tiiat the man give
Tier asiossn Sod osssges 10 go her Away
is peace She had scarcely left when
sharpslooking bey about twelve yesrs Of
age slid up TO the fruit seller aud said: a.
care you going 10 hit any mere old
women to-dat?" .swhy, 80, not III
can help \, - was the reply. sIf you are,
Igive me Q ciance,', continued tie Tad. :
.pn hrisy ny nsetiser down here, and yef
Inay, hit her in both eyes for half the
loranges you gaze that other woinans and
. iff that isn't fair you can have a shot At
dad and me- - - s's-<i "a
:f The manner in which Barnum first In
; ftroduced Tom Thumb was Ingenious.
: The sb6wnrin had q large pocket made
: II his cost. and sta cerssin5 hour every
: day Tom would 60 into it.. Then Bar
!. nnm would enter the museam halls and
& mingle with the crowd Pesple would
5 press about him soon aud ask him where
; Tom Thumb wis. Bathum would pre-
|, It<nd 10 be sstonislred andfnauire: ss6hy,
eI in't he hersf' . Then he would eslf eat:
: .sGensraE GereEsn where srs your.
: Tom would instantly pop, bis head ont OF
b the pocket and shout: a.Here am, Mr..
e Baxnun,..
: Our friend Charley Daniel smiled last
e Rtiday uusii be roufdn', sfnoie ans more.
e The eanse was sosncifg nine pound
: lhsb5 Of the made peEsaasion- Motaer
e and child are. doing welis and Charley
g looks a lorslr as nice bouquet, and IS
e loving as II he had never been called
AI spapa. " Tsasiaiia Leader.
= Men in coal yards are said to weigh
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

SA 4sAAAHe5uSyss = 2sCe+sts = fsE ttlttlyhiuRsi
rushing swiriing element seemed to
give forth an angry, 'sullen roar a. il
sounding the death knell Of The ill.,
fated swimmer. Once more away
down the rapids he.Eas ssen still APP
parently brewing fate and stemnning
the seething waters with marvellous
skill and endurance. Instead Of being
hurled hither and thither .as might
haye been expected. be was carrsed
with fsrioas rapidity onward almost
in'a straight eourse.A For; nearly q
mile he was hurried. forward by the
tnmultuous rushing waters, and still
he seemed to be riding the awful bill
lows in safetyso-n. four minutes az
ter be had passed under the old aus
pension bridge he had been. hurried
thr9pgh. tlsst steTrihls Eaniids end asriyr
ed at the mouth Of the great .whirl-
eel.Reaeising what seemed to be
lees troHbled and dangsreus gwaters,
hs rGs% hiasad well bee ahe sur
face, gazed for an instant toward the
American shore, and then turned his
face to. the high bluff on the Canadian
side. A second later he diyed or
sank kIand was, seesi no. more. isTbe,e
were very few who witnessed the
tragic disappearance, as the passage
was completed in an almost incompre-
hensibly brief period, Mr.. Kyle and
a few others were on the banks Of
the whirlpool below, the cliffs, but
they waited and watched in vain for
the foolharly victim of the perilous
tand, as It doubtless proved, fatal ven
fture to. reappear. There can be very
little doubt that be was drawn down
Iinto one Of the powerful eddies Or
Eunder currents, or into the down
swift Vi 'ne ceh.rai ~Afipooi' anu
was too exhausted TO struggle from
'ne oeaoiy einorace. Two .aaales alsss ana
an enterprising Canadian reporter
aver that they saw him fairly in the
current Of the whirlpool, but the gen
ieral testimony is thst he did not ap-
pear aoose @ tne surface = & .sA. al.et he SAM
or ol'ea a' ''ie mouth oi he nael'
s',on. r,. -, 80 -, u!
hne oouy 'i oaPs. Wsoo was us
1oss.su @ ~ = 'as 1--we. S,ssa's' r . nea'
$3.50 xssH1. ny 'a. y. - =
iounsssoNn, was rowing a1S~ ~
llo,ne eo,i's~sson' ana ''l''I' ~nsn a'ous
inl'e e anu 2 nan oistane he saw wna
appeareo 70 pe nan hoasing u. '1'
lSuri T., Appfoachin p neafef' sas h va. va.
norrmea % discover tne oeeomposee
remains @ OF capt. "eoo. ine ,ooa' q
was lylng race .doW'nwaru, :, eAac'ly \
tne pes''lsp asaAsnsa py .ness shs'
swimming As soon as posslDae ,' Ut
lner toWea the remains 20 Lewiston
wharf, wnere a isrse ,e.oWazsoon as $
fseHioieu' V5' 'le1l' Cotonei is@ "
Suspension Bridge, was summoned
and impanelea a jury which, afte
viewing the remains, adjourned unit
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09
,Rsn at Sweet springs,

A Kansas City lawyer, speaking OF the
banquet induiged in by the bar associa-
tan 1t Sweet Springs last Friday, says:
sTt-was too funny fof any use when At
torne, General MeEntyfe s<as speAkisg.
At thstins t,,e bens1nct bad been sndes
Gay some time, sed champagne bad be-
gun to have It's effects on the banqueters.
j seemed As ffs champagne bottle popped
at every period in siae storuey general.
speech. Geaens M1nsyse can naake q.
solemaa spseeA - saybedy h Aisssori
and Il seemed N n he uas tryinG e
eclipse In soIemnity Al his preriosss e.
forts. The popping Of champagne bot.
| ties and the general spirit Of hilarity which
prevsiled, eosffssted sszikinsiy With d.
attorney eenerais's sosemaits. A Kan.
rs City lauysr.vho hsi becsns 'qnis
mellow, arose while General Mclntyr
Was speaking, and holding hts siass sioft
flussily propoeed some other toast. Thep
who were seated Ii the sane part of d
iroon - tie Kansas cry msa then Sas
l4heiE atssnfscn eoshs ezrcsshs - - .
Ifoot, while the sttesssy sshaaa eousn
med his speech In another part OF tn
hall
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

There is seldom any danger in In
trusting secret to q distiller. He
knows how TO keep still.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

s The farmer should be man able
to talk on anything that comes up.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

Tsre..v..,-.ia C.iiSTAp.
.ey4aAiA r.ee,. r,>.
2 "a 3 MO, = sz.E,iiisis-s,s
.iisa .s3s.,sss.l..r4 7s...ss.ssss.,f.s, : 81. >
,s..s4----- -..tzs.s..r ..r.I
a Mofehead On. CO. correspondent Of
T1etk, Writes. II the stilf hour Of
naidn1ghE ~ TIE trump Of Gabriel sum
mossd ssaH 10 hnai worldly reckon
ingj more excitemept, conservation and
weeping could not hays come over the
many good people who were present and
witnessed the most wondeful and mir
aculoas esc1pe that ever happened In
this o. my ssAer country
Ms. Robert kllioet of Texas, has been
here for the pest I'm days or more to re-
store the health Of her little child, Birdie,
bright and sweet little cherub less than
8 years old, who Is much emaciated from
Texas fevef.p - s. ssszsz 2
Litsle Birdieh ehd3 .endeared herself to
every guest ct the house; she 10 pet
and fayorite with everyone. This morn
ing strolling Italian made his appear
ance In mont OF tne hotel with 2 large
cnsser OF those red bladdcrs Ike toy ball
looms. Asj. Hawkfns q Alabama, 10
amnseiittae Bhdie, Whnm he assthat time
bald In bis Arms, tied tie cord around her
waist, and then, - Is often done - amuse
children. gave her toss. Of ave or six
feet In the afr md held out his hands for
her retaafn. stGfeat Godi she Is gomez"
cried tie nA5orsss she saw her rapidly
going un, mp, up, unffl shs had passed
the house-tops. Floating IN Tie clouds:
with outstretched hands, the little angel
could be heard distinctly calling
stMalnma! mamma! mammal" until her
voics becsme druwsed by the whistifng
Of the winds. 50 x z5si ssai1
Minutes appeared ~, hearssa sad. the
babe WAS flying southeast Ike . kite and
would be out over the great Atlantic
ocean In no time. Away went twenty or
more wen-manned boats amid the shouts
OF men asd screams from women and
chhdrensi These boass.we joined by .
ltto uur,hor f-o.n nn.u&o.& al ~ -hs,l,
Tent - 80 ma, ~. ,,..,. 80, a. ~.
clouds !. noss,h,. Nv ..t - d,v,na
nro,,d.,rs =. Ssr.x,.s va..sass -
.ns no..,.s... e. -. - - - s.,.s = !.
na,tv ~ .,,4,.ra, 80 o.,. : ..s,,, !.
s.;, -. - -. : =, .
NJ voo..... 4 -. =. .,a ,ros.' .x-
nert ,,aem., n ~. Count and & Ca
h.d o,1.,,ad - ha h.d - hosrd b,s
s,.,,h 4 wss,on "a. I u.E = onc. ,eor -
!. ~. ...s.,...so.-........s.s..S. ....a,si -.
o.t :. M. - 80, :. - - -.
miles an hour. s.d now 400. .ysrds hisa
and every minnie soina hisher. hieher.
higher Ic.n cnt those h.iloons and
w;i, do;it !, M ste.dv II. Ma. th,o,,,
her ieeward Of the squadron, Squire
"aee. ..n.. -. : s.. -.
| u's INC sin', so' NO SnAase
N poslhon. Again. agaa sad assan-E
'-e nt.n snos one pa.'oon aasappeares
anna fae SHOUTS oi tne .t Doesmen. a.. AT tne
eagsn snos II oecahe e'ioent tnat tnt
snoo.. .ou,a no' l0hser CARY 'ne welsn
o1 'ae iis''e noaens aaeea' Us sne wa
gradually deseendlng' aotsan o ssraghl
lne. on' IN 2 southeast erection toward
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

Men in coal yards are said to weigh
much more than any other men.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1883-08-09

9 pose Witness IS, anynoW! snOut-
Jed Mr.. Spoopendyke, getting rnariter
and iaadder. .sTlink i hes d dark
lantern, and goes around with his
slide turned and the smoke coming
out of the top? Dye know what .
court ISL" fAe n5 qa @ I
why, yes," said Mrs. Spoopen-
dyke, "a court is place where they
hang people. Mrs. Mierehof-'.'', Ga. :
sl t'That's it! You struck it, first
clip," spdtsered Mr.. Spoopendyke.
teWhith that information, all you
want Is plug hat and an adjourn
ment to be . lawyer. II had your
Intelligence and. q bald head I'd hire
out for a Judge at board wages. /
tellsye, eonrt Is where they try
feases sboutlands and licking people
| and contracts and-aEd--and divorce
i cases.. Yes, indeed" continued Mr..
Spoopendike, solemnly, ''they Try
1 divorce cases about women waking
Ifheir husbands up in the dead Of
night
!, = "What kind Of law case are yor
tigoing to witness?" inquired Mrs
Espoopendike, ss.ss.ra
"a daylight easel You under
, Istand that! At ten O'Clock, and no
five. Get that through your head
Think yon can remember ten O'Clock
} II you can't, can you remember eles
len, or noon?"
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1883-09-26
SAD ACCIDENT.
MI. Oscar Craigg blown up by q Premature
Blast in the Rosenda1e Cement Quarry
frg destruction of an Eye-Its Subse-
Quent Removal by Surgical
Oueration.

Mr.. Oscar Craigg was foreman in q cement
quarry at Rosendsle, Ulster Co., N. Y. By
an explosion one day in the quarry he lost an
eye-lost 1t totally. Under the impression
that the matter was less serious the local
physician told Mr.. Craigg that his eye was
not lost wholly, but could be saved by treats
ment. The experiment was tried and failed.
Worse remained behind, for he was in dan
ger of losing the other also, through sympa-
thetic Inflammation. In this strait he con-
suited DIR. David Kennedy, of Rondout, N.
Y, who told him the injured eye must be
taken out to save the other. To this Mr..
CraIgg demurred, and went back home in
doubt. His local physician said: "Go to
New York" To New York the patient went,
and one of the most eminent oculistSin the
country, having looked at the case said:
"You have lost one eye entirely; go back and
do what you can to save the other" Briefly,
Dr. Kennedy removed the ruined eye and
treated Mr.. Craigg with 'Kennedy's Favor
lite Remedy" to build mp the system, and the
result was successful,
DR.. Kennedy's great success as Surgeon
Is due TO the use of ''Favorite Remedy" in
the after treatment.
Are you troubled with Dyspepsia, LIVER
Complaint, Constipation or arrangement OF
the Kidneys and Bladder? then use DR.. Ken
nedy's "Fayorite Remedy" 1t will not dis
appoint you. DIR. Kennedy's "Favorite Rem
edy" for sale by ell druggists. 52t4