Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-07-13

Ground has been broken for Bas
set, limiting & Cos. new elevator.
The location chosen is a very desir-
able one being just east Of the depot
upon slight rise of ground. The
dimensions will be 3ox9o. r. r.
Taylor will have charge Of it.
Vain attempts have been made by
some of our business men to ertlce
some of our Indian friends into the
Picture gallery for the purpose of
having their photos taken. One
young man here, who has lately been
Tilted by his girl back east, said he
would give V just to have his PIC
ture taken with a squaw SO he could
send it back to the girl.
The Kimball young lady who is
"just too sweet to live," should re-
member when she receives her even
ing caller, that although 1t were cas-
icr for Star Router to enter the
kingdom of Heaven than to see
through screen door into the outer
darkness, yet it were akin to falling
off a creased log to gaze through one
into the ''inner lightness."
A Chicago woman is said to have
had bronze sarcophagus made for
her, which weighs u thousand pounds.
|, seems as though thousand pound
sarcophagus would be pretty heavy
to wear this weather, unless there is
an ice box in it. Seems as though 1t
would cause "a woman to interfere.
However, if sarcophaguses are in style
they have got to have 'em.-PecAs
Sun.
We saw sqiaw in town The other
day whom we Thought had a small
one on, but upon closer examination
discovered it to be rappoose.
The "Fourth," in all eastern cities,
is always followed by y period OF de-
preston in ali branches OF trade. 'Iis
,hen the weary merchant HES to the
Sea side or other Summer resort, and
tie ovcrtaNcd clerk takes his mach
needed vacation. How great the con
trast here. In these live western
towns, where All is hustle and life
from one months end to another,
neither the merchant nor clerk have
time to take vacation. Kimhall
merchants report trade and business
Of all kinds as being fully equal to
that previous to this time and in some
cases even better. We are pleased
to note this for it shows our prosper
lty is of a steady and healthy growth.
He Got His ''Sassparille.
On the afternoon of the Fourth a
country youth from the neighborhood
of the Bijou Hills might have been
seen wandering around in the COM
pany of a small party Of youths and
maidens from his section. Slipping
away from the party he entered
Hutchingson & French's drug store
and stepping gaily up to the magnif-
icent soda fountain he enquired Of
George
"Say mister, got any soda water??"
eyes plenty Of IT.
"What kind of scerup yer got?"
DWELL we have vanilla, lemon,
ginger, pineapple and"
CANT yer got no sassparille:"
"No we are just out of that but"
"Ncver mind I'll bt, back in little
while" And the future Governor Of
Dakota started out. Reioining his
party he accosted them with: s'Say
lets all go and get some soda water"
Of course they readily assented and
soon We're all standing around the
sweetcned wind apparatus like bees
around clover blossom.
"What kind of syrup pleasc?"
asked the genial George.
"Oh, I'll take sassparille" spoke
up the sod destroyer from the Hills,
''lts the only kind that's healthy in
warm weather. Our doctor says its
the only kind its safe to drink. Yes
sir, that's what want, you bet, moth
ing else for me-"
"What's yours?" turning to an
other.
"Oh, I'll take the same" And
they all "took it."
In less time than it takes to write
it the glasses were filled with the
great American drink favored with
the ''only healthy seerup," much to
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