New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-02-28
WIT. AND HUlf0KI,.

WIT And HUHok
No, Paul, The window ofIths soul q
not j pane il, tho stomach. ].
1t|is an nASkhty snd ice time when
the thsr1 n5mS Sri down % zero. !
EayptbwsSonuld sslI any II ! 81 III 81 its pyra.
mids cheap for cash Il it could find 3
1 purchaser.
Il i said that great improvements will
be made next year il abroad restaurant
sandwiches aAs ssst. Z q
You can give : MANTLE cold shoulder
and not hurt his feeling abit II you only
60 ct Il right II should b. o cold shout
der Of mutton.
Never kiss anybody on the mouth
says DR.. Hall, '.unlesss you are reckless
Of consequences. = I What, do they ever
bitep No matter we are reckless.
a young woman who has 5 wart on
her nose complains that when she has
: cold in her hesd II makes her nose
warter.
The zodiacal sign for. the opening Of
Winter Is goat. q Tho goat q 5 hard
butter, and hard butter is almost always
sign that the weather Is cold.
'.He's grown to be 8 polished gentle-
man, anyhow, said an old lady, gazing
fondly as she spoke at the shining bald
head Of her son, just returned after .
long absence.
Previous to 1850 the French would not
eat potatoes, it being supposed that they
would cause freckles. What harm would
It have been had there been freckled-
faced nationp
Said a doctor to q lady patient: you
must take exercise for your health, my
DEAR .'All right she said; ..I'l
jump at the first Offer They were
married shortly afterwards.
..What is a virgin forest7' asked an
auditor. s'Phwat il . vairgin forest IL
it ye want to knowP A vairgin forest,
sur, is one phwere the hand Of man has
niver set fut, bedad."
'.And what do you call thatp'' asked
the inquisitive visitor, pointing TO mu-
tilated' statue. THAT IS . torso" re-
piled the sculptor. Him." muttered
The visitor; ''but how did it become tore
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.! sne uo'e eri =. yn.o uss NV4nuoo
nimseu ~ tne ieg snlt.e uanelans .;.les
Mnls .yln = an~ , X. 49, ~ ~ II
knS " polses .'a u1s4 ~ NC w eooP-
n.--.,, !,
J. q :. man na!neu Da.. ~ use. - " u M!a
~ sns wss.er nl. - aa .me $3.50 .14 ls
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Me- - no,,1sna,r 81, ., 1,11's $50.
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Pa.y = yoans .aeu s ulusI sspss'
ously ~ ies.au"hsm nu Sae sao Juo ~
olsIouon Payiue sno yaa; ~ uGSaag ~
waiter, and the nrst. one ne caught
should pay the BILL He hasn't caught
any Of them yet.
An Illinois court has decided that :
woman's lie shout her age doesn't viti-
ate her insurance policy Ihe Judge
thought that Il they expected woman
to tell the truth on that point they de-
served to be swindied.
Said the owner Of the pottery-works
in reply TO question ~ visitors 9. .'No.
we never have any work lost. II dish
or cup comes out badly, 60 that It can
not be sold for the purpose tor which II
brac.
Jones having invested In q silver mine
"a puzzled. he has been called upon
Tor an assessment to build works for re-
ducing the ore. He always thought the
objecto Of mining was to increase the ore.
But Jones is not an expert and he don't
know much any way.
Some one pinned q card Of NV arrant-
ed Fresh to the cloak Of 4 Chicago
woman. the other day. and she walked
the streets for two hours with it. Now
!
her husband wants to give one hundred
wSo did t the ' Advertising aa%S g no
..Come here, my little fellow" said a
gentleman to youngster Of 1--we years,
while sitting In parlor where large
company was assembled; do you know
mep" ''Yeth thlr. ..W ho am lP''
'.You 18th the man who kithed mamma
when papa was IA Albany . s..
..How az, ' feel. nv little muanp',
asked / youth 81 his ~ atheart,s little
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