Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-05-01

PITH AND POINT.

POSSESSES great healing power-the
cobbler.
THE latest definition A naturalist
one who catches gnats.
The mean temperature is what dis
gusts man with every climate.
Snip Captains ought to besgood dane
ers, because they are good shippers.
WHEN tenant wishes to hold his
dwelling for another year he releases it.
The phrenologist is a man who can
not do his work well unless he feels
right
MURDER on the high G is common
occurrence among d certain class Of So
prano singers.
The Empress Of Austria wears train
thirty feet long. There are probably
no trajG-robbers IN Austria.
4 FASHIONABLE young lady, like IN
Inexperienced printer, makes a great
hustle III correcting her form.
NAasTrR was an esthetic, because he
enthusiastically says in his dictionary
tia; liz verb ''spelk" is too utter.
\ IAN can get into good society in
Ia ty-;ie if heShasn't had the jim jams,
lat al have to stand being regarded
Rs ~ r.'r fresh.
C,a-AaSAc, the French editor. has
fol-. Ii, &c duels. He has therefore run
IT. se1ol RISK iss R man who has played
t.'"'~ .-,nlea Of baseball.
., MOE nary a widower," said the
Cd - - IT .,,Y. made family is like
:. 49,, i i potatoes" "Oh, I'll
..,... 10: !: ~ over, " replied the dam
s. q. b.; =" III.
90 a- ,.Tlss.Ial-sI says: "Ifmen wore
s.,., al the hoots should reach to
~ ,....c AMI be fastened to a belt"
.-.......- d man VITA such boots having
/ - suI -ns. Great snakes!
-, I'D Mr:. Goodington, casting
H.. 49,, oyS- specs 70 the silhouette Of
... I'd. svA.ed Daniel. 81 can't say as /
s..,t s,sy :. 3Gan too stout, but Just
= $50 '45..--,> - .'etlli&ncy, you know"
-h 49,: ~ ,.ui!tl.ss of oo!crs
~, VIII a3i!, list ess an
"a 20, O. G..it,- and of doors
t. 49, i ,..iuI.4~;' t;.1r;
.,.,,- .. e., sacliailtS Te.i rlr:a! hey,
49, .. 2 49,, ,;,tte OF each iIa4b;
- 81 Av'. d.id rgr:c,i'I 1 i0ai-i -,
- III :.lill'g-y mi.
-....:, Go;.s has Sent to ol,1.w ~
% = ..il ! don'G wait 10 io;tu a; i,
o., O.: -; message shall l lLturA:'
) ;. 81 .'.;y TO ner husband. Tie rrply
-, u..tr aid prompt: Tel her sn,
'~' -''':r good viii, but cannot have
..,.... e.. 4.urcS.
I not very proud of yonr progress
i o-'.:oGi," remarked a New HayeL
....,,t u 10 her son, WHO was strugeiin1
~ 80 II grade five. "There's Charlie.
. e"it - way ahead of you, and he isil'i
81, o.,t' Il know it. Teacher said he'G
70 80. ! all there was to learn in N,
81, @nd that left me without anytbin.
l. i...u
=. primary school, not very lon&
a., lie teacher undertook to convey t.
H. 22ils an idea of the use of the i.y.
pAgn. She wrote on the blackb0ar1
" !';"Ts-Dest," and, pointing to the by
pheu, asked the school what is til.
Iol }" After a short pause, a young s,N
oI the Emerald Isle piped out Piaze.
ma'a!n, for the bird to roOsht o."
4 oE.'TL1sIAN called to consult a ply
elci.n with regard TO a rkeumalism
~iHcn caused him much pain. Ihc
,,Uc - Immediately sat down and Wro.c
lu;i, "a prescription. IS the patient y 81,
g',p.2 away the lo.tOr called Linz beck.
" T., tre Way, iir, should my plesaII;.-
t-u~ happen to afford you any rtl-er.
ljt,.;ts & Il me know, as / an myself s,.i
te: "a: rom q similar affection"
IA humorist Of the NcwE-Eye, D,3
iiG-ttr, feeling n It penitentiaI n;oo,},
81 .nus ID il meeting and accuses hll4,
SET a. follows:
'c,''5Se myself Of various and Eulnar-
Gas ;A.;ir5.
Lavcuse myself of love OF case.
a,"a.se myself of a hatred fot vr~l.
confess that have socG ,,,,c ~.
siecI.
accuse myself of Thrown. :, ,,,-....
of ink and box OF pes ;n5o TIC i,..a
quehanna river.
/ accuse myself of wishing IAyse ..rre
al the pens and that Was al The In ii
the world.
[ accuse myself of spending all my
postage stamps for cigars.
l accuse myself of wanting to be cash
Ter CT a Newark national bank for about
fifteen minutes.
That is the kind of a duck am,
ghostly HaaOk-Eye, but I promise to do
better.
| promise myself thai every day.
I make more promises in half an hour
than 1 can keep in ten years.
can't imagine where all my promises
go. I can't keep them, but am posi-
tive nobody else takes them.
A stranger may sometimes, but he
never does it again.
So no more at present