The Portland daily press., 1883-06-11

to the evident relief of the triumphant Emil
| ly.
''Now, don't he look slack?n her mother
| asked. .'He always has that old Cardigan
| jacket on, and he never wears collar from
one years end to another"
| 81 did not notice his clothes, but he has
changed great DEAL" was the sad reply.
| When Howard Endicott visited her in
June, she told him of the delusion she had
been under.
II knew 1t all the time,' he said quietly,
shut wished you to find out for yourself
| But Louisa wished she had said yes, TO
him at first, and lived under the delusion
| all her life, for if the dream were foolish,
| the awakening was cruel.
| Wit and Wisdom.
THERE'S SO much sand in the strawberries
| seem quite fit for the desert Boston CONNER
cial Bulletin.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate. a Reliable
Article.
DR. Il. CUTTER, Boston, Mass, says: 81
found it to realize the expectations raised, and
regard it as a reliable article"
Mrs. Lille Deversux Blake describes woman
as the grand crowning act OF creative power
Let's hear what Mr. Blake has to say about it.
He's lived with her
Sanford's Ginger for mental weakness.
Twenty-Five new comic operas are being
written in Boston for the coming season. PEG
| pie who desire to visit Boston should go now
before the rioiing commencss.-P Philadelphia
| News.
| The universal verdict, 1.-THE Hop Plaster is
the best porous plaster ever made" Only % cts.
"No," said the boy. at amt SO much that
didn't get any strawberries cause was late
| heart is to think that Jack got my share
| Boston Post.
To LADIEs.-If you wish to render your skin
white and soft, use GIenn's Sulphur Soap.
| Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
| A Chicago paper speaks Of Rev. Joseph Cook
as IAN ass" And this after all the sweet
things Rev. Jospeh has said of the Chicago
press! How sharper than serpent's thanks
1t . to have tooihless pressl-Boston Trans
| cript.
| The great sale OF Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, and for enriching the blood, creating
| an appetite, or strengthening the whole sys-
tenn nothing can surpass these remedies
A young lady, whose name we withhold
writes to say that it is very strange that an ami
NAL may hear people speak a language from
| time 1t is born and yet never understand word
| of 1t; while child, who is born entirely igno-
rant OF single word or its meaning, learns the
| whole language of which that word is a mem
Der. We do not think It at all strange; be-
| cause duckling, who Is Matched out without
any idea OF aquatics, can swim half a mile the
first time IL goes In the water, while some men,
born with the same ignorance, can never be
taught to swim stroke.
No longer fingers winter in springs lap;
The swallows in the south have ceased to roam,
And, having wakened from his six months nap,
The festive fly begins to feel at home.
N. 4. Commercial Advertiser.
The sure effects of Ayers sarsaparilla are
thorough and permanent. II there is Turk
ing faint Of scrofuIa about you, Ayers sarsa-
parilia will dislodge It and expel 1t from your
system.
Nov Edith, /" said her mother, you are GO
ing to be good girl to-day and act like a little
lady, aren't you?" Eyes, mamma" replied
Edith; adding after few moments silent
n linn hat sxrtr yfs4T -.
mamma? Is 1t cause big ladies act so awful?'
Boston Transcript
II the children OF this generation would
avoid the malsdies that sap the citadel Of
life, let them get at once the popular medical
work entitled 1.-THE Science of Life" adyer-
tised.
"Honored dust"-Gold dust.
A Hopeless Case. Arthur Archibald Is In a
brown study. He wants to marry. but bis in
come is only $1,000, and Angeina's papa says
Angelina shall have no husband whose income
is less than $1,000 But when Angelina mar
ries her dot will be $4,000 year and house
Now says Arthur at costs $1,000 to support
wife. i cannot have the dot until do not
need u, and now that need 10 / cannot have
II. Why, demmit, can't marry any way you
fix It'll
In the studios. Miss Lilybud (the populal
mode, --"You say, in Paris, Mr. Cadmium
there are no models that are good?" Mr.. Cad
mium-"I don't think there are, no. not in
that sense of the word at least never knew
OF any" "And the artists. are they good, Mr.
Cadmium" well, rather; but in the other
sense OF the word, yon know" $50, then, in
Paris the models are all b I'd and the painters
all good, and here the models are all good and
the painters all bad-is that IT, Cadmium"
Cadmium thinks this idea of the higher edu-
cation OF woman ought to be kept out OF art)
Up in cultured and modern Boston they do
not call the g-rt-r snake by It's familiar name,
but with modest blnsh whisper 'the lmb-en-
circular ophidian."
Sell defense, according to the latest rulings
oil Chicsgo jury, means to march into an eat
Ing house where the man you are afraid of is
sitting quietly at table, and XII him. Il is
always best for q Chicago man to be prepared
for death.-N. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
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