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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
V A r I E T I E S :.
Stove up-The one in the attic.

Stove up-The one in the attic.
1t isn't great ways to the end of a
cats nose, but its fur to the end of its
tail.
A Philadelphia lawyer, too proud to
allow his friends to suppose that he
practices in the divorce courts, adver-
tises ''Misfit marriages speciality
Goodnight is the name of a young
man in Texas. The bother OF it is he
can't tell whether the girls are calling
him or saying ia ta to another fellow.
'Yes,' said the high school girl, 81
removed the letter surreptitiously."-
"No you didn't replied her brother
jim; you sneaked up to the parlor ta-
BILE and jabbed it in your gripsack.'
"Sambo, what am de difference be-
tween baseball player and you'self?'
Glib um up, Mose,' Case one catches
foul on de fly when it's light, an de
udder steals 'em off de roost at night
Talmage says, Spanking children
should be done coolly, vigorously and
with the aim to let the lesson sink in
to their little hearts, That depends
altogether on the location Of their lit
tie hearts.
The daughter Of Texas cattle
king has just returned from Paris,
where she says she walked through
the Tooraloolal and visited a shootto",
where she saw the statues of Physic
and Catherine Medicine.
what good thing did you learn
when you were in the city, asked u
farmer Of his son. Father sadly re-
piled the boy, i cannot tell a lie. |
learned that it is very demoraIizing to
60 to bed with plug hat on
Light-minded young thing IN ba-
thing suit-'Surely, Aunt Margaret,
you're not going to wear your specta-
cles i'll the water p Aunt Margaret
Indeed am. Nothing shall induce
me to take off another thing
A newly married lady was telling
another how nicely her husband could
write. 'Oh, you should just see some
of his love letters Yes. | know
was the freezing reply; I've got
bushel of 'em in my trunk Tableau.
Ma said Jennie Parvenue, 'What
is Lord Coleridge and what did he do
to make people break their necks
reaching after him so:' Oh said
ma, 'he wrote poetry aud is the Oldest
judge in England. He don't look
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
BOOTS & SHOES.

We have the Largest and Best Selected
Stock of Ladios' Shoes Gentlemeu's Shoes.
Misses Shoes, Boys Shoes and ChIuren's
Shoes in Baltimore 1t is impossible Il
give an idea of the extent of our stock 10
these whu have never visited our Shoe De
partment. We are bound up by no one
manufacturer. We purchase on Y where we
can get the best goods for our money.
You wko read this examine our stock ana
do likewise.
Ladies and Gentlenens Shoe Depart
mtnts separate
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
Close Senators.

Very few congressman entertain
in the usc IN which the term Is used
saws Washington letter. David Davis
who was SIX years III the Senate and
fifteen wears on the supreme tench,
ulWays lived at Il second class hotel
h,re and saved money on his alary.
He is several times Il millionaire, and
for many leas before he lett Wash
ton he had no family. He was beyond
douLt, considering his great wealth,
the closest man ever III public life.
He would dispute with the woman at
pie stand in the hall of the Senate
over the price of an apple. During
the last session of his presidency OF the
Senate, however, he branched out Il
little, and every Saturday night have
a big dinner at Welchers How he
must have groaned in secret over this
great expenditure, Another very
close man in the SeLate was poor,
great big, baby-natured, sweet-tem-
pered McCrcary, of kentucky, now
dead. He lived IN the cheapest place
he could tiud in Georgetown, three or
four miles distant from the capitol,
and had pass on ON the street cars.
On the occasion of IA late session of the
Senate, when the street cars had stop
ped, he would walk the whole distance
at any time between Il clock and
day break, no matter now the weather
was, rather than pay fifty cents for a
carriagr. For luncheon he would eat
Il stick OF candy, unless some one ask.
ed him to join in something more sub
stantal in the Senate restaurant. AT
such times his appetite was most heal
thy.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
furnishing GOOos,

Our stock contains everything in vogue
in the way of Shirts, Underwear. Hose,
Collars. Cuffs. Handkerchiefs, Suspenders,
Sleeve Buttons and Scarf Pins, while IN
choice and fashionable Neckwear We offer
to the puUl:c the tint ST II axes prices thai
cannot fail TO please. In short 'ur Fur
nishing Goods Department contains every
thing needed in gentlemun's wardrobe.
Please remember that our prices are he
very loves.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
HATS & CAPS.

The exhibit in this Department will
beggar description. Hundgeds and hun
dreds OF novel staple styles and colors and
shapes We have ransackcd the factories
of The most celebrated makes in order to
secure the most beautiful specimens OF
Head Gear for Old Men and Young Men,
tor Youths and for Children. Come and
see the styles. You will not be coaxed to
buy, but if you should invest dollar il
will 60 as far as a dollars fifty in any Hat
Store In kaltimnre
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09

came To the Kitchen. But mother
= aud she stopped.
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here vas great 'AiHehfA''oa "htt
.se short VISIT came 10 au eHd, 'af u
Aay very short. Tie good auEt lad
7. great supply Of money hs'seIi. bat
! she oade her SISTER c"od'hH.s she
!, Pied something into hor land, say.
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and she whispered to Bessie. 'heer np
cood couTaEe; sha!' hot forget fou.
One evening th" news reached he
little farm h"r-" m' me oa' apE"5H''a
Tor lmuA.GIynE. IN Years past '"'s
announcement a."a's tE"u-"t Visions
Of turkey, plum pudding, PIES. "Hi "a
host 81 good things. hni 10" We
children r"ra '' ,h.'A ih'hA'S'
.tE- Wsn# Htf .TTl.E,t 20 H rt4.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
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THAT BLESSED BARREL
4 SUGGESTION FOR TIANkSGitlNt



Yes, mother. am Just coming X
nlIed cheerful voice from the room
I9nNe.
No" he>S.e was nSaalIV up oe','i'e'
10 help To get breakfast ana - dFeSs
ne BABY hnt "henag'rt ol 'hlr'9ti
walks i've mIe carrying pretty "S
oas :, oi eggs IN one uay' shr h",u,
ally iteiS like Sleeping a" extra ha'
nour the next morning,
>" tai Is II, mother dear t.',- ">Ntt
hcsSl"' as She hastencd mt" the Ni'ef
IA on coming Gown stars ANYTHING
Tue matter tor her mother wa
standing Toy the pantry door win I
pan iulI ot hunr IN Ter hand a"d :
IerplvAod expression on her lace.
" hen aId Aunt susan say sh'
should he mere; asked Nrs. Lane
looking at Bessie, but slIii inaS'"g y
movement toward the A''r'i,h 'aaie
" mere the bread Tray an" Ahea"''s
board >to'd ready '"r use. :,
he>sit Wondered what IN Inc ""'''
her mother c'"'" oe 'h'hNin2 ao'u /
=" N," mean ~ 'I' ''S''' ma, Sa'n'
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father feel mu'r holciuI, We stall al
De iaE it''i' s"." III LAM
W haNy only Htl,r flour. 4
know father la, but a few bushel %
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wen >usa" j. mere 80 We must u
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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09

A gentleman who bad just returned
from Europe was askeC how he liked
the trip across the ocean. Not bit,'
was the reply; 4 felt utterly retched
all the way over.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
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WOODW ARD.


III ltnrSElESI.2 + AVE,
w,,,,, ,.
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Uftat DI1 II kttNalt
We .har open hi. morning IT,. rs,,, as,
,"n or na a ~ ~ Ii',''",, Ihe u,', " r % n r
The same grades
e,so Ss i ID tn. ,@ 10. +, G aa". r.o" rd, f,
Nen IoIh CIV. and ne much .,.lu tie mar.
ket prrc.
o1a1Ae1S. 1oI s-'-0 Il ! It.
81 -. SeIhne galtan Ton uorlu- A,ecs. etc.
-,-
BISnk6IS Tor SI,IS / Sr FAR
Sl,'. Nv,s1 ',ry'r .yid is, 'a'o s..yoSr'
-,
BlsIkelS IeT SL,IU teT taIr
Regular Ps',s tor 'a;.e gods, : ,s.
Blankets Ter $50 Fer FAIR.
f.41r ~ fr-lh .rra 4 .FL -
| Also two cases timer grade \ H,auAe's a.
Blankets for $3.50 Per Pair.
heavy ior 'hv r'.,e and really v,r,h $3.50
| Blankets for S4cc Fer Pair
l,on,ir. Choice Fleece ,o.. r,,ss,. :,
-'.'''' and ''',,' ''....
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.. The attention OF hsa.sA.sl'Gs !. e.rss,a..
ever oti,r,d at The Pri,e
=. s..s ~. ~ wv. SoO r..'. ..a 1'.''
: per par,
Blankets IoT S1,oU Fer Fair.
s ;,;,, T.,,.1.' ,s.a sss 's s,', e' ."s ".'; > "a
--541'- ~oi - LAG - 80
Tho coI.L,o,,I >;or.I S.v
vice RIankot MAY hr found
~ ''' ''''" - ''' ''
0i"J D'"A A0'' ~0'N0 '
Two eases IO-l GRAY BIan-
ketS s21.5 Extra yallIc for
the money Well worth 3
cr,- rl.ntt-c 60 rrr re;-
Two cases Extra Heavy Ill
Ohc case EA'ra super III
soodS { are II now very ", much Us
sCdrltt Wccl tlerEetS.
scare. 'l' W. C'' noi h.''',
he's' ~, '>"'''H l'''ii'o
at il'' 'o''''>'
kets. >. REGULAR price sin.
including the f2mous w hit
ncv Blankets" from s to If
Crib BIZ snkets Sl,Ecr Iair
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09

A difficult mission-Submission.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
Blankets fer $500 Fsr Pair

81 pairs Choice Fleece ia Blankets. al
-. The attention o. H4usskesl,r> Is esprgga.-
" called to tins lot, II Is l4, hest k.-u&ei
ever offered AZ The price.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
Blankets Icr ST,5C Fer Fair.

Two oa<es Extra Super ia Blankets At
= 81. Warranted ~ the manufacturers 10
uc every thread and uhgc ~go.. Ns'vT .at
before at .,ss than = iH Il, yrir
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-11-09
Blankets ror S6,cOFer Fiar.

200 pairs l2s Exua Large and ierg
Blankets al 80. Never Lciurt Sold y i~.s Than
;, per I.aIr.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-25
FARM AND PRESIDE.

-Jumbles: For jumbles take one cup
of sugar, half-cup of butter, half-cup
of milk, one teaspoonful of baking pow
der; roll out and bake in a quick oven.
Cincinnati Times.
Without sheep English farmers
could not keep up the fertility of their
land. There are three sheep to four acres
kept in England, while Americans only
average one sheep to thirty-four acres.
Preserving Smoked Meats: This can
be done by packing them in pounded
charcoal, in which neither hot weather
nor flies can affect them. The preserYa-
tive character of charcoal will remain
until the charcoal itself rots, which re-
quires years. Detroit Post.
To make veal cheese take equal
quantities of boiled veal and boiled
tongue, sliced; pound each separately,
and add a little butter; mix in a stone
Jar, press hard, and pour over it melted
butter; keep covered in a dry place, and
when cold cut in thin Slices Chicago
NeaOS.
An experienced farmer recommends
that oats be soaked sufficiently to swell
before feeding them to stock, Ground
oats are in proper condition at all times,
but millers are not partial to grinding
oats, and many farmers feed them un-
ground. When soaked the husk is
partly torn away, and facility of diges-
ton increased. Poultry will carefully
pick out the soaked grains from the dry
when allowed a preference in the mat
Chicago Times,
To prevent scarlet flannel or worsted
goods of any description from losing
their color when washed, put half cup
of flour with a quart of cold water and
let it boil about fifteen minutes, and then
mix with the warm suds in which the
goods are to be washed. Do not rub on
a board, but squeeze and rinse up and
down several time. Make the suds be-
fore putting the article in, and so avoid
rubbing soap on it. If very much soiled
use several waters; have them of the
same temperature if possible.-M Y.
Times.
How housemaids grOan over steel
tenders and fire irons! but yet, with a
little care, they are not difficult to keep
bright; a mixture of sifted emery pow
der (not the coarse, as it scratches) and
olive oil, applied now and then, and
succeeded by a smart polishing with
soft leather, is all that is necessary to
make them always look nice. Brick
dust should never be used, as it scratches
the steel. For keeping fire irons packed
up during the summer rub them over
with olive oil and sprinkle with I'M
Stacked lime, wrap in paper and put
away in dry place.-N. Y. Herald.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-25
Brasseur,s Wager.

Manager Dormeine pere gave part
ing dinner to his company, and toward
the end of the dessert Brasseur said to
Lheritier: ''I'll lay you wager that I'll
disguise myself so completely that no
not even you;'' on which he slipped
out of the room. Five minutes later
coffee was served. The waiter who
poured it out-a big young fellow, with
black whiskers, thick eyebrows, crispy
curling hair, and the bronzed COM
plexiOn of Southerner-fiurried no
doubt by the quality of the assembled
guests, committed clumsiness on clum-
siness, upsetting a liquor glass here, a
cup there, and finished by sending a
great splash of scalding Mecca on the
shirt-front of the amphitryon. A storm
of reprObation was raised. FDOnkey!
Imbecile! Cretini'' "Can't you mind
what you are about?'' 'sBlunder-head!
Brute! Oyster!'' The unfortunate waiter
excused himself as well as he could, with
a strong Marseillaise accent. The Incl
dent was forgotten and the conversation
resumed. But after q few minutes, as
If not knowing what he was doing, the
offender took up lump of sugar be-
tween his finger and thumb and dipped
it in Lheritier's cup of coffee. The lat
ter sprang to his feet enraged, seized the
insolent waiter by the collar and pushed
him toward the door. But, with the
turn Of hand, the other whipped off
his wig and whiskers, and cried: tSold,
old cOmrade! Admit that you have lost
the wager !''-IHe Theatre.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-25
Dogs and Swans.

Superintendent Conklin, of the Cen
trail Park, found, during the past sum-
mer, that the swans on the lake were get
ting killed at night by some prowler-
whether beast or human he could not
tell-and he took his station in tree one
evening where he could take in the situa-
ton. In couple of hours dog stealth
lily approached the shore of the lake,
looked carefully around, and then gave
utterance to a sharp quick bark. In an
instant half dozen dogs bounded from
a thicket near by and ali but one plunged
into the water, swimming boldly towards
the island where the swans were kept.
That one remained on shore as guard.
When the swimming dogs had almost
reached the island, Mr.. Couklin sighted
the guard and shot him. There was a
tremendous howl from the murderous
gang in the water, for every dog of them
knew that danger was in the air. Three
of them died before they could get
ashore, and the others escaped, but the
swans of Central Park have never been
disturbed since then,~vM 7, Commercial
Advertiser
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-25
. The Power of Imagination.

There resides in this city a gentleman
who possesses one of those high-strung
and sensitive nervous organizations
which novelists are wont to bestow up
on their heroes and heroines as the
choicest of bOOns, but which in real life
are as likely to be curse as blessing.
In the present instance, at least, this
sort of temperament has its disadvant-
ages, since its chief use seems to be to
lead its possessor into all sorts of
trouble. For, if he has q sore throat,
his mental eye, looking therein, per-
ceives at once the rapid formation of the
fatal diphthertic membrane; a head
ache inspires lively speculations as to
what particular form of mania his i'm
pending insanity is likely to assume, and
he can not pass hospital without feel
ing that all the diseases mentioned in
books of medicine and surgery are
trundling at his heels. Being of this
spirit it is not to be wondered at that,
on going home the other night, he should
have remarked to the partner of his joys
and sorrows that he had grave appre-
tensions as to the meaning of a sin
gular sensation which he had noticed in
his toe during the day. Calmly, yet
earnestly, he stated his belief that his
uayS were numO9r6ui ne was sure JnaG
he detected the premonitory symptoms
of rheumatic govt, necrosis of the bone
or senile gangrene; he could feel his
powers waning, and was confident that
he was beginning to break up. In this
melancholy strain he continued during
the evening, and when he started for
bed it was with the full expectation of
donning the plumage of a seraph before
morning. On pulling off his boot, how
ever, he perceived his great toe staring
stoiidly at him through hole in his
stocking, and then knew that the I'M
wonted sensation of that member rub
bling against the leather had been the
cause of all his dismal representations.
Since then he has rapidly recovered, and
is now believed to be out of danger
Boston Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-25
EYhy Mysterious Physical Troubles Arouse
Special Dread-A Professional
Experience.

Few things give more pain than dread or ap-
3rehension. Most people are able to face APP
parent danger heroically, but the sudden and
unexpected coming Of some indefinite calami-
ty very naturally strikes terror to even the
braYest. For this reason lightning and tor
nadoes are considered terrible; their coming
and going are so sudden, unannounced and
unknown. For this same reason an unknown
disease some poison in the blood some mala-
dy that is gradually undermining the life, is
specially dreaded by all thinking PEG pie. And,
indeed, there are good reasons for such dread,
for modern science has discovered that some
Virulent disorders show the least signs III their
beginnings, while they have the worst posi-
bic symptoms. We know of many persons
who have dull and uncertain pains in various
portions of the body; who are unnaturally tired
one day and apparently well the next; who
have an enormous appetite at times and
loathing of food soon thereafter. Such per-
sons are really in a dangerous condition, even
though they may not realize it. The follow
ing statement of a most prominent physician,
who has had unusual opportunities forinVesti-
cation, is of so striking and important ma
ture that it will be read with interest by all:
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-25

A FASHIONABLE 'GoAT. n-Jim Calender,
being very much in need of new overcoat
visited the ready-made clothing arena of Nose
Schaumburg for the purpose of purchasing
the desired raiment As if by magic, Nose
soon had Jim encasedin q garment that fitted
him "choost like de. baber on de vail - but,
Mr.. Schaumburg,' remarked Jim, examining
the coat, this sewing is very bad. just see
how it is coming to pieces g Dot gooms,
Mishter Calender, from de stylishness of dot
piled Jim, feeling in his hip pocket al mean
dot overgoat." THAT'S all right, but what
has the style of the coat to do Eith it coming
all to pieces" "ChOOst because there wash
tailor had no time to sew it up broperly'' AS
Jim goes in for style, he insisted on purchas-
ing the fashionable garment on the spot
Ieras SiftinqS.
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