The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-08-16
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night osca,. bBy year tciss. The rapids
are ssill brre
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roae a eoms hfs.
IL lisca ssys be ''shast 50 near lab
orKtofy - a. any nore iHteniiog for q
year Thi. ~tll s.se The psiens Office o
chsaos b caish ~
50 nanlan aud CoursHey are gong 10 sci
day and rsmc lake as ana oE which
they certsiniy. without reservation o. post
popeDsni sill no, race.
Several notable happy marriages have
been made on two hours eonrtship. bat 4
map netsy safe rule TO know the girl for Il
least three days and = picnic.
"a New York man has had his head
iraciared by bath tub falling upon HIM.
THIS wiil teach him hereafter not 10 fool
around with con,risance with which he
Is 30, familiar
"A preacher rcmakai one Sunday that
il is aaid tina, liberalism lis creeping into
all tbs churches IN that is so, he nd.
dei. II hope ii will soon strike the con.
tribuiion boxes
"A Michigan schoolmisiress has shot a
deer. aud says II she can only capture
bear shs will DO ready to die. II seems 10
us that some further preparation for death
nigh. be necessary.
Mrs. Homcspun. who has a terrible
time every morning to get her young
brood out Of their beds says she cannot
understand Why children arc called the
rising generation.
"A Newport youth changes bis collar
three times day. Rubbing the neck well
with rough cloth, piece OF soap and
some warm water once week would save
oil that trouble
From $4,000 to $1,000 poo pie visit the
summit Of Mount Washington annually,
aud fully 10000 Of them are kind enough
10 ps,ronizipgly remark that the view
therefrom il really fine
An Illinois farmer bought q Jersey
Gov for SEQ He has sold two Of her
Calves for ~ 900 each, aud the COW herself
for $4,000 He must be an able liar to
talk cows value up like that
"A brooklyn woman has been arrested
charged with stealing an accordion. A
woman wicked enough TO steal an accordi-
on would do worse She would even play
on the diabalcal instrument.
-An old farmer heard city boarder
say that 'the iaris Siftings would make
even horse laugh When he went to
town he askel the flour and feed merchant
for a ton of that 'ers siftings from Texas
for the stock.
-Gen. Beauregard says be observes
with grief "a gradual decline ia the negro
rase' Al, yes; they decline to invest in
the Louisiana lottery. Perhaps the gener-
al may have observed similar decline in
the postoilice department.
"A combination Of umbrella aud fishing
pole, the latter being In sections and hid.
den by tbs unbrela folds, has been pat
eniei The Inventor is. We believe, Con.
neclicni deacon. who likes to take long
walks for quiet melitation on Sunday.
The Commercial idrerfiser censures
New York policeman for clubbing Grip
pie. No donbi the officer had ample prov
ocation When the case is investigated it
will probably be found that the cripple
bad wakei him up while he was on duty.
lit was pitched without" said . cler.
gyman, having Noah's ark for his theme,
and an old baseball player, who had been
calmly slumbering. swoke with start aud
yelled. "Fouli' The first bass came down
from the choir and pu. him out
Charles Francis Adams. Jr., attacks
the system which now prevails in colleges
OF making Latin aud Creek the basis Of a
liberal education. Mr.. Adams should rest
his soul in patience Baseball and boat
rowing are rapidly supplanting Greek and
Latin as the basis OF liberal college edu.
cation.
"A remarkable ring has been made for
the king Of Siam. The central stone is
one and half inches in diameter and is
encircied by ruby. m emerald, q sapph.
ire and five other stones. II Mr.. Siam
wears that ring when he visits this conn
try he will be taken for the advance agent
OF snake show.
A coach and four came driving into
union,own at full speed, and jus. as il
drew up in front Of the hotel. one Of the
horses dropped dead. That was very
sudden DEATH remarked bystandcr. |
''SaddeulH replied the driver, shat horse
died nine miles from here, but wouldn't
let him drop till got him into town"
The ostriches OF California have er.
ploded the old story that the female covers |
up her eggs and leaves them 10 be Matched |
ont by the hot sun. The female ats on |
the eggs in the daytime and the male As.
sumes that duty during the night This
arrangement enables the matron OF the
iamily TO know wha, her Spouse is doing
after snnionn.
Il preacher was holding forth TO
large audience Al Fort Scott, Kansas and
announced for his text: In my fathers
house are many mansionsl' He bad hard