The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-02-01
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Various and all About.

Various and all About.
! Cotton fire.
! Nothing to fight it with.
Mud all dried up.
DR.. FAINT cries ''mud and watern this
week.
Koppell is selling out his fine stock
OF groceries.
I; We regret to learl that Jalapa has
the mumps.
(! What will Newberry do when fire
]; occurs after her streets become dry? 9
sWbat most frequeatly becomes .
woman? A little girl.
/ We thought Arasoka was fire proof
at all points.
| We learn that Mr.. Koppel is selling
out with the intention of moving to
Laurens.
Our friends in the country are solicit
ed to give us items of news transpiring
in their neighborhood.
Jalapa town is peopling up-W. G.
Sigh and w. l.. Waters have moved
into line, also S. j. Riley's family.
The Insurance adiuSters have not de-
cided to make their headquarters at
Newberry.
Persistent advertising is what has
done the business for the Herald Book
Store, its trade has largely increased.
Several days ago, Mollohon man
| waded into Indian Creek, and caught
chill.
The colored MethodiSts had ''pano-
rammyn at theirchnrcl, Monday night !;
they say 'syou orter been thar"
Can't we have little rain and mud,
Just to vary the monotony otsthese
fires, -
:'Sling Alley" proposes to keep
abreast Of the best street in towl!, in
the matter of fires.
The other day, Mr.. Martin Hunt, of
Greenville killed II hogs which agsre-
gated $500 pounds in weight.
Mr.. Jacob Kibler has moved into the
house between 3Ir. Jno. c. Wilson
and the railroad, near Helena.
A member of the teachers board of
examiners wants TO know how You spell
the plural of s'salley.n
June Mobley, notorious negro
Radical, has been appointed postmaster
at Union.
Who pulled !,wn the brick wall in
front of the jail yari. Answer and go
HEAD.
Look at Chase's Liter Heads, they
were printed at this office, and we are
prepared to duplicate for any one who
wants as nice printing.
The card OF Mr. Salter, our resident
Photographer, is before the public, and
all persons are iny:gcd to read and act
upon it,
Judge Haskell has been elected Rres:
ident of the La,rens RS96ad, ana
there is little doubt that he viii be
elected President of the C.and G. R. r.
The roads are drying up, but the i'm
mense chasms here and there still prove
a terror to the poor mule, and horse, as
well as the driver.
Newberry has man who finds fie<,
light in reading the Congressional Re
cord. Wonder if that man could digest
the hind leg Of a fire-dog!
1t is said that the insurance men
speak of cancelling their policies and
pulling up stakes i'll Newberry. Bat
they have cried ''NYolfn before.
1t is estimated that 2, 800, 900 watches
are turned ,out yearly IN various parts
of the world. Ii they are night watch
es, we need some OF them in Newberry.
Monday hight the fire alarm was
sounded, but before the hook and lad
der company got itself together, the
fire went out-in Mr.. speers' chimney.
The Gaffney City Garolinian will ac-
cept our thanks for an invitation to at
tend Railroad meeting in that city, Oh
the Both.
The senior editor desires to make Il
pile OF money, between one and ten
hundred dollars, and offers to bet that
he can beat the quail eater, In eating
thirty sparrows in one day.Gs
The number OF new subscribers to
the Herald is very gratifying. Several
who have never felt the need of a good
paper, now take it. We hope to con-
tinue to merit their favor.
The Blue Back Spellcr though old as
the everlasting hills continues its hold
on the public. small boys favor. This
and other books to be had at the Her.
aid Store.
A man in town wants to know what
the fire had to do with the grand fancy
ball. He thinks that the stock of drugs
ard whiskeys in town is still large
enough to supply one ball.
Itis said that five ladies, living with
in mile of DanielsYille, weigh re-
spectively 2G0, 240, 2i2, 204 and I96
pounds. Total LIP pounds. In first
rate order!
DR.. S. F. FAINT Of Newberry, and Col.
T. B. Crews of Laurens, have been
drawn as petit jurors for the April
Term of the..U. S. Court which will
convene on the first Monday in April.
McFall & Satterwhite mean business
in Offering their remaining stock of Win
ter goods at and below New York costs.
Be up and doing, We buyers of New
berry. You will get bargains, sure.
While we glory in the knowledge that
DR.. Clarke of Jalapa can entertain his
friends on turkey, We.sorrow that 200