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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-08-09
Facotial.

Notice in Hoboken ferry-boat: ..Tbo
seats in this cabin are reserved for ladies'.
Gentlemenare requested not to occupy
them until the ladies are seated
''Oh dearl" sighed Mrs. F. with atooth
achep "Why cart people be born with.
out teeth?" t'If you will reflect mo.
ment. my DEAR" replied Mr.. p, 'you
will he convinced that such is the fact"
my dear" said fond wife, when
we were engaged I always slept with
your last letter under my pillow" "And
l." murmured her husband, II ofte1
went to sleep oyer your letters."-Ele.
waited Railway Journal.
At the Ashbury Park baths. the other
day. an impatient young man walked up
to the door of one of the com partments.
and, knocking on the ~. testify in.
Quired; "When in blax are YOU going
to get those pants On?' There was a
faint Riggle, and a silvery voice replied:
"Don't know; when l get married. I
suppose" He had mistaken the door:
that's all.
The Post-office on the Navy Depart
ment: In four thousand years." says
Professor Paige, without stating who
told him. another glacial epoch will
destroy the world" and it is urged that
an ark be built to save few representa-
tive families of this country. Well. we
shan't get excited. If the ark is built at
all, the government will probably build
It, and in that case we would prefer d
pine slab and the wide chances of the
open sea.-Burlington Hawkeye.
A Mobile mother-in-law presented her
daughters husband with house and lot.
A Massachusetts mother.in-law made a
viii! in favor of her sons wife, and died
within two weeks afterward. A Man
haitian mothe: -in-lsw gives her son.in-
law all the money he wants to spend.
simply because he is such q good hus.
band. A Manassas mother-in-la law never
gets angry at her daugbter-in-law and
never tells her how to cook. A Milwau.
kee mother-in-law always kisses her SON
in.law whenever she visits him. She
thinks he likesi it. A Minnesota mother
ln.law sends her daughter.in-law q jug
OF fresh milk and q basket of eggs every
day.-Hints to Mothers-in-law.
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Famous W0men's Sayrags,

'Love," observed Ninon de pEncos,
"Eever dies of starvation, but often oi
Indigestion"
II love men," said queen Christine of
Sweden" not because they are men. but
because they are not women"
The wife of Phocion, when asked
where her jewels were. replied: my
Jewels are my husband and his tri-
umphs."
Caroline Matilda of Denmark once
wrote on window-pane: "God keep
me innocent; and make others great!'
ut is the toilet of death, bnt it leads
to Immortality" exclaimed Charlotte
Corday. as she dressed for the guilotine.
1t was Madam de la Fayette who said,
IF had lover who wanted to hear
from me every day. would break with
him."
Madame dArgenson being asked
which of two brothers she preferred,
replied: when I am with one, pre-
fer the other"
Madame de Bawr, French writer Of
romances, when asked by Ducts why
she lived, replied. IL live from curios-
ity."
"The crime makes the shame, not the
scaffold." wrote Charlotte Corday, in q
letter to her father after the murder of
Marat.
Madame de Stael replied to the
chamberlin who told her that she could
not see the First Consul, who was then
taking bath: "Genlus has no SEX"
'Love Matches" observed Lady
Hlessington, Gar. made by people who
are content. for month Of honey, to
condemn themselves to life of vim.
egar."
81 entered the world through cele-
bratel door," said Sophie Arnould,
alIuding to the fact that she was born
in the room where Admiral Colingy was
assassinated.
Said Madame de Stael to some Amer
leans, after the War of Independence;
"You are the advanced guard of the
human race; you have the fortune Of
:he world"
VANITY" said Madame Deffand
ruins more women than love-" In her
opinion, women are never stronger
than when they arm themselves with
THAT gentleman, sir, was my hus-
band; he is dead" replied Madame
Geoffrin, when asked who quiet old
gentleman was, who had not been pres-
ent IN her salon for u month.
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Three Acres OF Eggs

from the santa barO3fa Press.
Last Tuesday afternoon Capt. A. LARGO
returned to port after fine days cruise
among the islands off tbs coast. He says
that short distance from San Miguel
inland, standing out lone and solitary in
the Pacific Ocean, there is rock with a
surface Of about three &C, es. The sides
are PERCEPTIONS and almost inaccessible.
except during calm weather. The island
is covered with layer of guano, in
which sea fowls of all description we're
found laying or incubating eggs. The
surface appeared to be almost entirely
covered with eggs, principally those OF
the sea gulls, shaggs and q small bird
known as the salt water duck. He says
it was difficult to walk without treading
upon the eggs. LARGO says he could cas-
lily load ship with eggs from this is
and, bnt as there is no market for them
here they are not worth gathering.
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A Simple Cure for 0apes,

The most easily applied and bestrem-
edy for gaDes in chickens is caustic' lime,
either air or water-slaked. It should be
in dry and powdered state. Take the
chicken in the left hand and open its
mouth, keeping it upright, and then
drop pinch of dry lime into it. Hold
it in this position a few seconds until it
is obliged to breathe, when it will inhale
some of the lime; then let it 60. One
application of the lime in this manner
has cured. in my experience every case
Of gapes, some Of them in the last stages
After trying q number OF remedies, l
have hit upon this as the best of fall; "a
It is simple and sure and does not injure
the chicken. The lime kills the worms.
Rural New Yorker.
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Why Preachers Lack Force.
From an Interview with Robert Collver.

from an interview with Robert Coilyer.
"Why do you have so few ministers
of originality and force-men who make
their mark as great preachers2" l ask
ed DR.. Collyer.
1900 little life and too much learning.
sir: too little blood and two much edu-
cation. A man makes great mistake
when he sacrifices life's force for books.
General life increases the power OF
thought and good health, keeps it fresh,
and creates originality" was the quick
and earnest response.
Does Europe or America have the
greatest ministers?"
"America by all odds. It has several
superior to the best there is in England.
The old world has not one that can COM
pare with Henry Ward Beecher. Ho il
the preacher on the planet. II lis SUD-
erior ever lived / never he .rd or read
Of him."
docs Spurgeon approach him?"
No, SIR. In no particular, If can
understand what + great minister il.
Hell lacks the very elements that makes
Mr.. Beecher great"
what are they?'
IN the hrst place Henry Ward
Beecher is the most human man ever
knew, He gets near the beople rather
than above them. His generous bodily
force keeps his great mind bright, and
fearless. No man will or perhaps can
express himself with the simplicity.
originality, eloquence, and courage that
Mr.: Beecher does. The struggles Of biz
early life may have had much TO 10 With
this and his later successes. They may
have made him the natural man he g,
Great as he il love him for his simple
tastes and bis courage. I admire . man
who never gets great enough 20 refuse
iects. There is great deal in the sim
pie fact that Mr.. Beecher will say in Z
great company, II love apple pie and
like to farm during the summer months,
by lying under IN apple tree and going
to Sleep"
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Ensi)ago.

Professor Voe!cker, the foremost a.
ricnltural chemist OF England. is to be
counted among the latest converts to the
system of saving green fodder in silos.
Mr.. Atkinson of Boston sent him two
casks-one of maize fodder, the other OF
rye-of which Professor Voelcker re-
turns analyses and, what is of more I'M
portance, the report that the substances
reached him in good condition, the
maize fodder being perfectly sound, the
rye very slightly mouldy. He adds,
that, while he prefers the maize to the
rye, both remained perfectly wholesome
food for cattle, and the bulk of what had
been sent him from the .ighborhood OF
Boston was fed, with little cottonseed
meal to COWS on an experimental farm,
The animals took to the ensilage at
once and like it much. On this Mr.. At
kinson relates that he has himself kept
two cows from fall feed to sus,mer pas
ture on the ensilase got from half an acre
OF good land, and he believes that with
car eful management four cows can be
kept to the ensilage. with a proportion
of cottonseed meal added, and
maintained ma aimed in. in good condition.
SAO 1h0nCo WV OskkCSIIOuS WuClI
seem to us valuable to small farmers
an: . those engaged in the transport of
cattle across the ocean. 1.-THE fact that
fodder could he taken from the pits.
packed in casks and sent to England in
good condition is suRgestive-First as to
the feeding of live cattle in crossing the
sea. Woald not good corn fodder.
packed in casks be better than hay, and
more suitable bulk for bulk? Second.
may not persons who live in city or viii
lage raise fodder at some distance, per-
NIT it to wither on the field, so az to lose
elasticity, and then pack it in -four bar
rels, using lever to press it, to be
brought in from the farm to the city or
village, as needed for the family cow?"
Why should not farmers near villages
and towns make profitable busin of
preparing and selling ens,lage to those
who keep COWS but have too little
ground for their maintenance the year
round? Such persons now buy dry feed.
There is here hint for q new industry
which would give added value to lane
near towns and villages, and profitable
employment to men.-New York Her
aid.
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periments by chemical analyses found,
l. That - to the grass product per acre:
The amount Of grain as influenced by
the period Of cutting is question Of
practical importance to the farmer. In
making This estimate I confined my ct.
tenti0n to the weight of perfectly dry
berry. because was satisfied that any
variation in amount of grain attendant
upon changes during growth arise from
variation In the size and weight of the
berry and not from any change in the
number of grains growing on q eiven
area, since new grains would not form
those already formed would pass through
the successive stages Of developemont
more or less completely. In this
sources OF error incidental 10
measuring the grain produced on
given area, such as the loss of grain
from handling and from incomplete
threshing, varying productiveness OF diff
ferent plots, etc.
This estimate was made from 81 sam.
pies taken at different times. beginnina
before the berry was milky and c0ntin-
ning till it was dead ripe. In this en-.
innate, from which all sources of error
seem to have been carefully removed,
~ "oSo 4VUNu VIM UA0 ul0A lSbIutU ylSIO
was greatest with two varieties under
trial-the Clawson and Schumacher
when according to the memoranda,
DERRY nearly dry and becoming hard !;
stray entirely ripe;;" although it varied
but little below this from the time when
it was stiff dough to dead ripe, but
Smelling in handling would not be taken
into account in the case of the latter, and
this we may assume ia considerable.
The analysis also shows that there is
a greater proportion Of gluten in the
earlier stages Of !ipening. but that the
total amount of album inoids 10 greater in
the later stages, but these as we'll a. the
| starch reach their maximum when it il
FULLY ripe and decrease somewhat beyond
that time.
Manifestly from these experiments,
and they seem to be of value, the best
and most profitable time to cut wheat,
both for the greatest yield, the value OF
the grain. as we'll as economy of labor.
is as described above-berry nearly dry
and becoming hard; straw entirely
ripe.
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The Great Fire in Faro.

The fire which broke out in Fargo, Dak.,
at an early hour on the 3rd inst, destroyed
prope ~ to the amount of ga, 900. with in
surance of $500. The flames were~f
discovered in . shed in rear of O'Neils
Opera House saloon. The losses ~ near a.
have been ascertained are - follows:
J-oes. 1ns.
building and stock ...........$5,5 500 a. 200
McCauley & Garvey; Senate So
loon. stock and tixtures......... 5000 also
On building owned by NJ. w.
b1gelOW...... ......... ...... 1000 1000
W. q. Doyle 4 Co., livery; on
stock, Including harness, hay,
robes, oats, ETC., estimated. $500 1000
On 6tty.foot building, inclu-
ding harness. robes, etc.,
owned by o. L. Hadley ...... 5000 1000
Hilderbrant harness shop. in
part Of Hadley's building.
Loss very small; Insurance
not learned. ........................
Robert Burton, fashion saloon;
on stock and fixtures ......... $500 1900
John Wazon's boarding houxe,
on building, owned BY Post
master shepherd of Maple
ton, estimated ......... ............ 1850 500
On building owned by +. E.
400 1900
}. E. Smith, pawnbroker, on
stock and building. ........ ...... 1000 1,25O
Pitts' Agricultural works, esti.
mated. ....... ......... 5000 500
J. M. smith, blacksmith shop 700 900
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When shall Wheat he Ont

There is always a discussion a. 10 the
best time for cutting wheat, as far as re-
lates to its ripeness. The demand now
is for hard f1inty wheat for the miller's
use and it has. been claimed that the
early cut wheat has no gluten-that is,
that the bulk of gluten was formed in
the later stages Of ripening and thai
therefore it would not make 80 good
-four.
DR.. Kcdzie has given this subject
uauch attention and from extensive ox.
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Major Mackenzie, 81 tho C6Tb5 81 E6=
giueere, reports in favor of continuing
the work on the Des Moines Rapids,
where 1882 1924 as already been
extended. The Keokux bridge 10 pro-
nounced source Of danger to descend.
ing steamers,
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Werecommend Wise's Axle Grease.

YOI1Nl MEN lean IEl8vHApn1 hers and ".
lVONV MEN viii give yo~ ) situation Ciren
lars free vAiE I'VE iHO;.. GAINESVILLE. Wi,
I CENT will secure Rn0x's Investors Guide,
L telling all about = per Cent. mortgages in East
one. They have invested money for leo ministers
and can give satisfaction. Address:
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Pure Cotl-Ltver Oil made from selected liyer,.
on the sea-shore, by CAswkLL HAzARD K Co N.x
York. 1t is absolutely pure aud sweat Patients who
have once taken prefer it TO al Others PHYSICIANS
market. ~ "
@, Chained Hands. Face. Ptmples. and rough
skln cured ~ using JuN1PE1 TAR soar. made BY
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fefS008l-MeO O01y.
'ha V0lfaic Raft Co Marahall. Mir

- The voltaie Bolt Co. Marshall, Mich, vi! send
Electric Appliances on Trial for thirty days to men
young old who are afnctedwth nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration Of health and
manly vigor Address - above. N. B.-No risk
is incurred, as thirty days trial 10 allowed
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OF the bishops of the church Of Eng
land three are over eighty and nine
over seventy years Of age.
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General Butler has given 5000 70
Willia4 Collage for . gymnasium,
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Having used Ely's Cream Balm for Ca.
tarrh and Cold in the Head. am satisfied
that it is first rate preparation and would
recommend it to any one similarly affected.
r. w. Cheever. Editor Herald Clinton, Wis.
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Straighten your old boots and shoes With
Lyons Patent Heel Stiifeners and wear
again.
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Humanity's great hope for the future =
alone to be realised in improved conditions
Of matrimony. What profound obliea-
ton does this fact involve. Those Who rear
lize the responsibility can hardly do better
than take advice from Nm. Lydia r. PINT
ham whose wonderful remedies for the cure
Of all diseases peculiar to women are 10 Just.
y celebrated. Send for pamphlet.
Telephone Communications are to be e.
tablished between Mankato and st. Peter.
Parslytic strokes, heart disease, and kid
ney affections. prevented by the use OF
Browns Iron Bitters.
A new bank building Is being erected nj
Herman.
/ WELLS ROUGH on CoRNs"-15c. Ask for it
aomplete. permanent cure. Corns. warts. bunions.
A new elevator is about to be built At
Sank Centre.
When fashionable lassitude is established
to the destruction of healthfnl emotion, and
the sufferer longs for death, rather than life,
there is no better remedy than DR.. BensOn's
Celery and Chamomile Pills, which brace up
the system and give to sleep its blessed re-
posefulness.
Matthias PauisOn, one OF the pioneer SET
tiers of Meeker county, died in Acton re-
Gently, sgea seventy years.
ANAMosA, 1owA.-Dr. j. G. Mc(Suire says:
II know Brown Iron Bitters il good tonic
and gives general satisfaction"
Foot-pads attempted to rob Mrs. WHEEL
doD, while driving in Elk River, but she es.
capped by whipping up her horse.
sK1akY MEN--Welis Health I;enewer" restores
health and vigor. cures dyspepsia. impotence. 81.
Jacob Mueller, u respected pioneer Of
New Ulm, died suddenly:
Perry Davis Pain Killer is IN excellent
regulator of the stomach and bowels and
| should always be kept on hand, especially
! at this season of the year, when so many
suffer from bowel complaints. There is
nothing SO quick to relieve in attacks of
! cholera.
L. Williams an old aud respected citize.
of Big Lake, died ut his home in that place
on e25th inst, of cancer of the stomach.
wADLEY, GA.-Dr. B: R. Doyle says: Il
consider Browns Iron Bitters superior as q
tonic to any preparation now in use."
Mr.. Hall the recently sPpointed stmas pc
ter at Jonesborough, Fillmore county has
already resigned, on account of ill health.
IRRITATION. inaamm alton. ali kinney aud Urinary
Complaints cured by @Buchu-Paiba." 81.
Aliens "Iron Tonic Bitters" will supply
the blood with iron, and build up, strength
en-, tone and purify the whole system, create
a healthy appetite, aid digestion, and invig-
crate the liver. A single dose is sufficient to
show its good effect. Look out for counter
feits. Every bottle bears the signature of J.
| T. Allen, st. Paul, MINI.
Having used Eiy's Cream Balm for Ca.
/ karrh And old in tho Hoad 7 am ssfiSf; al
that it is first rate preparation and would
recommend it to any one similarly affected.
r. w. Cheever. Editor Herald, Clinton, Wis.
Wisc's Axle Grease never gums.
A steeple is being placed on the
Catholic church in DeIanO. It is to be 100
feet in height.
DON'T die in the house. though on Rats" Clears
| ont rats, mice, flies reaches. bed-bugs. l5c.
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Then and Now Young Man.

4 paid and thin young man,
A haggsrd and !snk young man,
A greenery. gallery, grosvenor, gallery,
foot In the grave young man.
But he took few bottles of DR.. HalG-
days Blood Purifier and other remedies,
and now he says:
I'm i gay and festive young man.
A happy, contented young man,
A big, fat and chunky. oil girls ore hunky,
Go try it yourself young man.
Sold by all Western druggists or by
the proprietor, s.. Blackford, 274 East
Seventh street. St. Paul. MINI,
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Henrv,s Carl,olic Aalve.

Henry's Carboltc 9alve.
1t is the best SAIve for Cuts, Bruises, Sores,
Ulcers, Salt Rheum. letter Chapped Hands,
Chilblains Corns and al kinds ofSkin Erup.
tons, F1eckies and Pimples.
One greasing With Frazer Axle Grease will
last two weeks, oil others two 10 three days.
Trv il.
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Tho Testimony Of . Phystcia,

Tho Testimony Of . Physician.
James Beecher, NJ. D.. Of Sigourney,
Iowa, says for several years have been us.
ing Cough Balsam called DR.. VIM. Halls
Balsa,n for the Lungs, and in almost every
case throughout my practice have had en-.
tire success. have used and prescribed
hundre, 9 of bottles ever since the lays of my
army practice Il $685. wien l was surgeon Of
Hospital No. z, Louisville. Ky.
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WADLEY, GA.-Dr. B. r. Doyle says: Il
consider Browns Iron Bitters superior as q
tonic to any preparation now in use."
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L. Williams, an old aud respected citize.
OF Big Lake, died ut his home in that place
on t 18th inst, of cancer of the stomach.
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Wise's Axle Grease never gums.

A steeple is being placed on the
Catholic church in DelanO. 1t is to be 100
feet in height.
DON'T die in the house. ~kough on Rats" Clears
ont rats, mice. flies. reaches. bed-bugs. l5c.
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Aliens ''Iron Tonic Bittes" will supply
the blood with iron, and build up, strength
en-, tone and purify the whole system, create
q healthy appetite, aid digestion, and invig-
crate the liver. A single dose is sufficient to
show its good effect. Look out for counter
feits Every bottle bears the signature of J.
7. Allen, st. Paul, MINI.
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Mr.. Hall the recently appointed stmas pc
ter at Jonesborough, Fillmore county has
already resigned, on account of ill health.
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Perry Davis Pam Killer is an excellent
regulator of the stomach and bowels, and
should always be kept on hand, especially
at this season of the year, when so many
nothing So quick to relieve in attacks of
cholera
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metallic click of little boot-heels, AMI the
s Ss o. si!ken draoeEies: aud then sud
oenlys ina! the old-time gorgeous attire
In which she had gone to array herself,
Reda Wyl,ler stood before him.
Tho gentleman almost jumped, so
startled was he.
Had the picture come out of it's frame?
Reda read his thought, and laughing
light came into her dark, shining ewes. q
Q roguish smile curved the lovely scarlet
lips.
Raymond Searle quickly recovered
himself, and bowed low, hat in band.
II SEGA bit of inasqnerading," he
thought. "Can this dainty, exquisite
creature be that little tiger.cat of whom
my father spoke?
Aloud, be said, intrOductorily:
-! am Raymond Searle. My father
Wished me- 10 call and deliver q MESSAGE
from him. to Mr.. and Miss Wylder."
Az he uttered the words the laughing
eyes grew stern and flashing, the slen-
der young figure re ared itself statelier.
II am Miss Wylder," said the
sweet naughty voice.
And without any apology for her
strange dress she led the way to an in
ner room, n here her brother, We're
WyIder. lay upon 4 couch drawn beside
. sunny window,
She explained briefly to him, and ma
jestically motioniny their visitor to
seat, remained standing herself beside
her brothers couch.
Raymond Searle, fattered darling of
society that be was, had never been 30
near overwhelming embarrassment in
ANYTHING 90 lovely as this slender,
al, safely young creature, in her
bravery Of sill and lace, and gemmed
atea1e, he had never seen; and the in
vald brother looked like q stricken
eagle. - -. -
They both made him think of what
hie father had said about the way Il Q
Wyders had fought his claim,
-.,, M t. . a' SAID x.. Reda, loflily, I'VE
brother 10 not strong enough for many
words, 90 you will please address your
selfto me"
Fsr e. nr.t time Raymond seasls
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IRRITATION inflamn alton. all Kidney aud Urinary
Complaints cured by @Buchu. Paiba." ST.