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Monday and Tuesday, octoh,
LIST and End. 1924

On which above mentioned dou.
the hours above stated, the citizens ', !. SSl5ls
roll county are entitled to annIy - y, a.
istered in their respective election 5 II GNs
said county. ''ucSn
The places and days of sittino &c j,
spective Officers of Registration st t . Se N
said places; in each Of their respecti SaCl !
tricts, will be as follows: i'''''e Cs
First Election District, being Pam.
eytown District. "D'''
On Monday the LIST and Tuesday fl. :.
days of October, 1888, at Frank H F I'M .@
Store, in Taneytown. '''''a'
Second Election District, beino y
iontown District. W.
On Monday the 1st and Tuesday n, a,
days of October, 1883, at the residence nf nv
Register, Levi illegal, in Frizellsburg
Third Election District. being Mv,,,
District. ''S
On Monday the 1st and Tuesday fo |,
days of October, 1883, at Andrew Wisn- y
Hotel, in Silver Run. '4"a'
Fourth Election District, beingWod
ery's District. VIZ
On Monday the LIST and Tuesday tbo 9a
days of October, 1888, at Bolinger's Sos
Patapsco.
Fifth Election District, being Free.
dom District.
On Monday the 1st and Tuesday tba q,
days of October, 1883, at the Store of ] M
yer Wadlow, in Freedom.
Sixth Election District, being Man.
chester District.
On Monday the 1st and Tuesday the 2,I
days of October, 1888, at the residence ofh,
Register, George Shower, in Manchester
Seventh Election District, being
Westminster District.
On Monday the LIST and Tuesday the md
days of October, 1888, at the residence ofhs
Register, James E. Smith, on Main Street
Westminster, next door to RcitSnider& Fink;
law office.
Eighth Election District, being
Hampstead District.
On Monday the LIST and Tuesday the 2pl
days of October, 1883, at Marsh Hotel, in
Hampstead.
Ninth Election District, being Frank.
lin District.
On Monday the LIST and Tuesday the md
days of October, 1888, at the residence Ofthe
Register, Lewis C. Franklin. in FranklinviIe.
Tenth Election District, being Mid.
dleburg District.
On Monday the 1st and Tuesday the md
days of October, 1888, at lynns Hotel, IN
Middleburg.
Eleventh Election District, being
New Windsor District.
On Monday the 1st and Tuesday the 2ll
days of October, 1883, at c. E. Lambert
Store, Main street, in New Windsor.
Twelfth Election District, being
Union Bridge District.
On Monday the LIST and Tuesday the m
days of October, 1888, at the Store Of IhOma
Jones, on Main street, in Union Bridge
CHAS. A. WAESCHE,
Registrar of Voters for District No. l.
LEVI ILLEGAL,
Registrar of Voters for District No. ,.
JACOB r. LIPPI,
Registrar of Voters for District No. ).
JOHN H. TAYLOR,
Registrar of Voters for District No. 1.
JOS. W. STEELE,
Registrar of Voters for District No. ..
GEORGE SHOWER,
Registrar of Voters for District No. 6.
JAMES +. SMITH,
Registrar of Voters for District No. I.
JAMES W. HAM,
Registrar of Voters for District No, 6
LEWIS C. FRANKLIN,
Registrar of Voters for District No. Q.
JOHN III. DIFFENDAL
Registrar of Voters for District No. TO-
JESSE LAMBERT,
Registrar of Voters for District No. Il.
JOSEPH COVER,
Registrar of Voters for District No. T.
sep22-2t
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Massachusetts ought to persuade BatleF
that he can. swim the Niagara rapids" says
the Baltimore County Herald. Butler is just
now ste1nming the tide of Radical corruption
in the Bay state.
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TO CREDITORS.

This is to give notice that the subscribers
have obtained from the Orphans Court OF
Carroll county, in Maryland, letters Testamen-
tary on the Personal Estate of
MARY A. L. SMITH,
late of Carroll county, deceased All per-
sons having claims against the deceased are
warned to exhibit the same, with the vouch-
ers thereof legally authenticated to the sub
scribers, on or before the 22nd day of April,
1884; they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate
Given under our hands this 18th day of Sep
TENDER, 1888.
JAMES E. SMITH,
JAS. A. c. BOND,
sep 22-4t Executors.
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A DMINISTRAToR's SALE OF
"A PERSONAL PROPERTY,

On Saturday, September eth, 1888,
at 10 o'clock, A. NJ, Thomas Ku6ns, Ad-
ministrator of Reuben Kuhns, deceased, will
offer at Public Sale, on the premises, situate
about p miles from Manchester, on the York
Road, large and valuable assortment of
Personal Property, consisting of horses, cat
tie, household goods, furniture, &c, For
particulars see hand bills. sept 22-2t
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A TTENTIoN DEMOCRATS or
"A FREEDOM.

The members of Freedom District DemU,
cratic Club, and all other Democrats Oh 1 oTo
District, are requested to meet at Frees sor.
Masonic Hall, at o'clock on Saturday a nue..
noon, September %, 1883. Important pu''
ness.
By order
]. OLIVER WADL0W
sept 5 2.t. President.
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ENR SALE.

40 Hogs and Shoats. Call on or address
Sarah E. Blizzard, Smallwood, Md. iii
The political campaign is open, and it is
COPIED that harmony will prevail. Every
candidate and every voter of both parties
can have harmony by purchasing of A. NJ.
Warner, Zeber Building, Westminster, one
of the PALACE ORGANS, the best in the world
manufactured by Loring & Blake Organ Com
pany. All styles and prices. He has Violins,
Guitars, Banjos, Accordeons, and musical
instruments of all kinds. Call and see him.
Prime Article Seed Wheat-N. |. Gorsuch
& Son. ~
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NOTICE TO HoUsEKEEpERs.

J. NJ. Horst, Baker, of East End, informs
Cakes every day, and keeps no unwholesome
steam factory goods. He will have on Satur-
days fresh Coffee and Tea Cake, German,
Cinnamon, Apple and Peach Cake in season.
Our German Rye and Dyspepsia Bread daily
on hand. iii
Get the Bone and Chemicals, manufacture
one Ton of Fertilizer, use it by the side of
any high priced goods, see if it don't pay.
n. l. Gorsuch & Son, Agents. vii 21-2m
NEW CROP TIMOTHY SEED.
A prime article, received direct from the
West n. |. Gorsuch X Son. aug25-5t
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GOCIAL HOP.zH. H. Power, proprie-
~ tor ofthe Westminster City Hotel, will give
a hop on Friday night, Septem Der 28th. The
lady and gentleman friends of the House and
Of the guests are invited. Music by Ohas.
Pratt's orchestra, of Baltimore. sept 22-2w,
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THE Fifth Annual Celebration q
Il the Green Valley Union Sabbath oclV IN
will be held in Mr.. f. d. Covers grove, y
Saturday, September y. The beautiful cao If
tata, ''The Choicest Gift" or, the story e J,
Little Samuel, will be performed. The gI ,;ns
will be handsomely decorated, represehssnnrs.
the camp of Israel under the palms. 4 eO'
dial invitation is extended to all.
sep15-2t JOHN N. MARK, sec.
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A Farm of 1871 Acres, more ,,,--o
or less; about 80 acres in thriv- I9SA- a
ing timber; cleared land in Q III
good state of cultivation. A Es4 ss14.ssI:5
House, Barn and all other necessary outpu. ~,
ings, in good order The farm lies on M sn'
Manchester road, about q miles from n ~"
minister and one mile from Cranberry sta'io",
on the Western Maryland Railroad. IL Is .
good dairy farm.
CYRUS SCHWEIGARI;
sept 15-3t* Westminster, Mu'
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Business Locals.

On October ,, at a. m, on the farm of the
late Nimrod Gardner, will be sold 4 horses,
cows and heifers, brood sows and pigs, farm
ing implements. For particulars see bills.
Thomas Slade.
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DATIFICATION NOTICE.

IVA 1IS4N INS l. 4S41'
In the Orphans Court of Carroll County.
AUGUST TERN, 1888.
Estate of David Wantz, deceased.
On application it is ordered this 18th day
of September, 1888, that the sale of the real
estate of David Wantz, late of Carroll county,
deceased, made by Valentine c. Wentz, John
C. Wantz and Lewis D. Wentz, executors OF
the last will and testament of said deceased,
and this day reported to this Court by the
said executors, be ratified and confirmed, I'M
less cause be shown to the contrary, on or
before the 4th Monday, 22d day of October
next; provided copy of this order be insert
ed for three successive weeks in some news
paper printed and published in Carroll coun-
ty, before the Sd Monday, 10Th day of October
next.
The report states the amount of sale to be
six thousand, two hundred and thirty-three
dollars and ninety-six cents, (S6233.9 go
GRANVILLE T. Herring, !
WILLIAM FRIZELL, Judges.
NEIGHBOUR f. ALLGIRE, }
True copy,-Test:
j. OLIVER WADLOW,
sept 22-3t Register of Wills.
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NOTICE TO TRESPASSERS. An
AN persons are hereby warned not to tres
pass on my property either for hunting, gun
ming, fishing or in any other manner. The
law will be rigidly enforced against all often
ders. GEORGE HILL,
sept 22-3t. Woolery's district.
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ELECTION NoTICE.-The Annual
u Election for Seven Directors, will be held
at the Westminster Savings Institution, Sat
p. m.
B. w. BENNETT,
sept 22-3w* President
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EXECUTORS SALE
III OF
MICE LITTLE HOME,
Near Warfeldsburg, Carroll County, Nj

Noor War6eldsburg, Carroll County, Md
Rv virtue of power Of sale contained IN
~ Iost viii of Mary A. L. Smith, deceased,
Inc i on order of the Orphans Court of Car,
ali county. the undersigned, executors OF
s soid Mary A. i. Smith, will sell at pubhc
sale. on the premises, on
WEDNESDAY, 18th of OCTOBER 1855,
at o'clock, p. M, all that part OF tract OF
i az called !Rich Meadow" situate, lying
and and being in Carroll county, Md, containing
121 ACRES OF LAND, MORE OR Less
conveyed TO Mary A. L. Smith by Rein Ste
uon and wife, by deed dated October 4th,
1879 and recorded among the Land Records OF
Carroll county, in Liber j. b. b., No. 10,
folio 1911, &c. c,
IA Also all that lot or parcel of land lying IN
tho comfy and state aforesaid, being part OF
tract of land called erich Meadow, con-
tanning 2 Acres ofLand, more or less, convey,
ed To Mary A. L. Smith by Burgess Nelson and
wife, by deed dated January Both, 1896, and
recorded among the Land Records OF Carroll
comfy. in Liber J. B. B., No. 20, folio 929,
This property is situated about quarter OF
a mile from the village of WarheIdsbnrg, on
the road leading from Westminster to Mount
ANA story Log Dwelling HOUSE,
EIIlIs:s partly weatherboarded, with 6
81 . lH1 - rooms and large basement; log
stable, corn house and other buildings, This
property is we'll watered, under good fencing
and has good orchard of excellent fruit.
This property will be sold entire, or in such
parcels as the executors may deem best to the
interest of the estate.
TERMS OF SALE.-One- third cash on the day
of sale or on the ratification thereof; the
balance lin two equal payments, of and II
months, the deferred payments to be secured
by the single bills of the purchaser or pqr-
ciasers, bearing interest from day of sale,
and secured to the satisfaction of the execu
tors. -
JAMES E. SMITH,
JAS. A. C. BOND,
Executors.
sep 22-ts r. C. Matthews, Auctioneer.
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FOR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
CHARLES b. ROBERTS.
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NOTICE of THE srTq1,,s
OF THE
officers of Registration 90
for the October Sittin.

Notice is hereby given to tbo =.
Carroll county that the Officers Of fl Re c!les &
for the respective election distrirtts 'sltrate
county, will sit in their respect ;r$ q III
districts for the purpose of reyisi ,ne eI,ecta
pleting the registration of voters e. @a0 Coz.
cessiye days, commencing with an a. !; Two 9ls
the first Monday in October, iS8s 'A ss I
O'Clock, a. m, TO : O'Clock. n, m "a 4 non !
DAYS will be 1''' which M
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FOR COMPTROLLER,
j. FRANK TURNER.
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER %, 1888.
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FOR GOVERNOR,
ROBERT NJ. MCLANE.
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Eleventh Election District, being
New Windsor District.

On Monday the LIST and Tuesday the 2nl
days of October, 1888, at c. Z. LamLer's
Store, Main street, in New Windsor.
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FOR JUDGES OF THE ORPHANS COURT,
WILLIAM T. SMITH,
ELIAS MYERLY.
WILLIAM FRIZELL.
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FOR HOUSE OF DELEGATES,
JOHNZEE +. BEASMAN,
JAMES II. K0ONS.
JOHN W. ABBOTT.
EDWARD W. LEEDS.
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COUNTY TICKET.

FOR SENATOR,
II. HERBERT SHRINER.
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MO. 21s1 EQUITY.

True Copy
sep 22-3t |
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\ VALUABLE FARM
"A AT PRIVATE SALE

sept SEN
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\ CROSS THE LINE.

r. G. Matthews, Auctioneer.
VIM, A. McKellip. Attorn ey.
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MO. 2les EQUITY.

sep 22-4t
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The delegates than handed to the president
the names of persons who are to constitute
the new State Central Committee, those for
Carroll being DR.. f. I. Shaw, George w.
Manro and Samuel Cover
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03
Wonderful, if True.

A dog in New Mexico returning
one evening with his sheep to the fold
discovered that his master was still
in the shanty, and kept very quiet.
The next evening it was the same.
But after penning up the sheep the
dog smelled about the door, scratch
ed, barked and even howled, as he
was very hungry, but his master did
not move. The dog, true to his ap-
pointed duty, went out with the sheep
on the third day, but that night when
he drove the flock into their pen the
last one to attempt to get in, became
the victim of the dogs Appetite
This method Of providing for his own
wants became part of the faithful
dogs duty. Every evening the last
sheep to enter was seized by him and
served for supper and breakfast and
for dinner the following day. The
ranch to which the dog belonged was
in a solitary part of the territory, and
out of the track of travel or vista
ton. For two years from the time of
his masters death-ascertained by
data left by the latter-the faithful
dog tended the flock left in his charge,
and had fresh mutton for his supper
every night. The flock was not deci-
mated by this steady drain upon its
resources. On the contrary it increas-
ed in numbers, and when at the end
of two years from the time of the
death of the proprietor, the ranch
was visited, and the remains of the
owner found, the dog was sill at his
post of duty, jealousy guarding his
flock, and driving them TO the best
pastures every day and to fold at
night, before which he slept, to keep
the wild sheep-eaters of the plains at
civil distance.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Miss Amateur took part in some
private theatrieals and was cast to Il
part of a society lady. GLOW did |
do ?" she asked her dear friend after
the performance. "You did splendid
ly," replied the dear friend with ami
nation. you acted just like a lady
who had been used to the best So
ciety all your life-quite refined, you
know. don't see how you could do
it. You're u born actress. That 5
what everybody said. You didn't APP
pear one bit like yourself" OF course
Miss Amateur is delighted, but she
doesn't look it.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

"A countryman stepped into Broad
street fruit store and invested in a
nickle's worth of chestnuts. In about
an hour he returned and handed the
proprietor one of the nuts. "What
does this mean" asked the dealer
"Well," remarked the customer" that
is the only sound chestnut found in
the pint, and so | thought you had
put it in by mistake. am an honest
man and don't want to take a mean
advantage of fellow."--Athons
(Ga.) Banner.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Araminta thinks seriously of ap-
plying for divorce, on the ground OF
fraud. She was induced to marry
Frederick, she said, principally be-
cause everybody said he was a rising
young man; but when it comes to
getting up to build the kitchen fire
these cold mornings, he doesn't rise
worth cent. Hence Araminta's 5
grievance.-EX.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

General Butler took some friends
out riding one day last fall at his
country seat, in an old family car
riage that looked as if it had come
out of the ark. General" said one
of the party, wherever did you get
this trap?' at was my fathers
said Butler, laughing, "and has been
in the family fifty years; but they
say around here that | stole it at
New Orleans.
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butter, and tastes a little Of the wood,
that's ALL" "If that's the case" re.
piled the boarder, who is a contractor,
81 should like to get some of that
wood to make railroad bridges out of.
Philadelphia News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

They were talking about the weight
of different individuals in n certain
family, and the daughters young man,
who was present, spoke up before he
thought and said: 81 tell you that
Jennie amt so very light either, al
though she looks so." And then he
looked suddenly conscious and blush.
ed, and Jennie became suddenly alb,
sorbed in studying chrome on the
wall.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Eli Perkins and Sojourner Truth
met the other day for the first time.
Eli was quite overcome, and remark
ed: "Is it possible that you have
lived to be 100 years old and never
met me before? Where could | have
been?" "Wandering in the paths
where truth is never found, | reckon" "
pointedly returned the centenarian.-
Yonkers Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A Boston paper says Mrs. Langtry
sis handsomer than any woman in
Boston except four" The editor of
that paper evidently has four grown
up females in his family.-Philadel-
nhia News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A musician says that singers with
poor voices have to retire permanent
ly from the stage after one season OF
Wagnerian opera. Wagner's operas
will now be more popular.-Phila-
delphia News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Another largest telescope in the
world" has just been erected. 1t
brings the moon so close that the man
can be distinctly heard yelling Don't
shoot" ."-Philadelphia News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

"What are you looking around for
so much ?" asked an Austin mother
of her 15-year old son, with whom
she was walking. 81 am looking
around on your account" "On my
account ?" "Ycs. l want to pick you
out good looking daughter-in-law.-
Texas Siftings.
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Whoever doubts that the newspa-
pers have a mission should enter a
car and see how useful they are to
the men when a fat woman with a
big basket is looking around for a
seat.-Lowell Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A Manitoba man advertises -
"Wife Wanted-Must not be over %
good cook, good housekeeper, and
able to milk four cows F; if the lady
means business send photo"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Said farmer who was given to
long drinks, to brother agricultur-
ist: "What breed of cattle would
you advise me to adopt?" "Short
horns," was the significant reply
Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Mr.. j. j. II. Gregory says that an
acre of land may contain six tons of
worms. So it may; but if Mr..
Gregory ever tried to dig box of
bait on ten minutes notice Of an in
vitation to go fishing in dry time, he
knows it don't.-Lowell Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Here is probably the shortest court
ship on record: A miner in Califor-
MIA fell in love with girl at first
sight. She was equally smitten with
him, and the entire courtship was
"My pet !" "You bet etp'-Ex.
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"Why is a young man like ker-
mel of corn?" asked a young lady.
Because" said another, "he turns
white while he pops."-Boston Sat
urday Evening Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Whisky has been declining in
price recently, and yet but few men
decline the whisky. A big Pennsyl-
vania distillery was burned the other
day, and the loss has put some men
completely out of spirits.-Philadel-
phia Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

"Whistlers are always good ma
tured," says philosopher. Every
body knew that. It's the folks that
have to listen to the whistling that
get ugly.-Boston Post.
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Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year, dollar for every line.
local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued or three months longer
discount OF 25per cent
Advertisements sunaccompaniedby verbal or written
directions viii be published three months.
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out Q.
lore expiration Of time, will be charged full rates
No paper discontinued until all arrenrages raid
except at the option Of the publisher
Transient advertisements must be paid in advance
BS-Terms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts inserted.
Prices and Terms alike TO all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A real estate transfer made on Sun
day is not legal, Notwithstanding the
old saw, Better the day, better the
deed" Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

The use of iron cannot increase the
running qualities of dog, but tin
can.-Rockland Courier-G Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

The politician never acknowledges
that he is out of politics until every
one else knows it.-New York Picay-
une
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

The rising young man of the flu
ture is one who will be willing to
jump up and build the morning fires.
New Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

So long as the school teacher keeps
the pupils in his eye nobody can deny
that he has perfect right to lash his
pupils. Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

Corn isn't shocked by electricity
New York News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A bad second-a Quaker in duel.
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A play should be judged by its
acts.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

If two-wheeled wagon is bicyle
and a three-wheeled wagon tricycle.,
what would you call a fve-wheeled
one George. A V-hicle, of course.
-Philadelphia News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

"That butter is all right" said
boarding house keeper; cit is frkin
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-01-03

A new book is titled "Short Say
ings of Great Men," When are we
to have "Great Sayings of Short Menu
New York News.