The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1883-05-18

tue CORK III ~ hmeilou just hke. IL
front Of liquor store on East Wste'
street, and my chum said his livel
was bad, ito, and he took a swaller,
aud he said ho should think il wal
enough to cut q feller's liver up il
slices, but il was good, and then
had peculiar feeling in my liver
and my cbum said his liver felt bet
ter after he took o swallsr. and 30 ]
took o swa!lsr. AID it was the of1ulesl
liver remedy ! ever tasted. II
scorched my throat just!ike tho diph.
theria, or sore throat, all to pieces,
aud my chum and me laffsd, We was
90 ticklsd. Dd you ever take liver
mcdicip.f You know how it makes
you feel as II your liver had got on
top of yodr lights. and like you wa4.
ted to jump and holler. Woll, sir,
homes. tsat liver modicine mako me
daacc q JIG on the viaduct bridge.
aud an I'D soldier from The soldiers
home asked MS what was the mat.
ter. and wo tod him about our lvsrs
and the liver medicine, aud showed
him the bottle, and he said no sposed
no had the worst liver in the world,
and said tho doctors at the home,
couldn't cure him. It's . mean boy
that WON, help mold veteran cure
his liver, 80 1 told him to try PAS
liver remedy, and he took 9 regular
c Nv swaler. aud said, heres to your
livcrs, boys He must have liver
bigger ror COWS, aud I guess it is
better now.
"Then my liver begun to feel Gurus
again, and my chum said his liver
was getting torpid somo moro, and
we both took another dose, and start
ted homo and we got generous, and
give our nu 8 oil away to some boys.
Does livor medicine make Teller civ"
away all he has goi9 We kept talking
medicine sesy five blocks. and we
locked arms and went down a lack
street and snug . i, o glorious
thing to DO pirut king and when
We & It home my head felt bigger nor
q washtub and / thought p'raps my
liver had gone to my head, and Pa
came to the door with his face tod
up in towels, and some yellow stuff
Oh the towels that smellsd like. On.
archy, and l slapped him on tho
shoulder and shol'ed; Hello, Gov.
hos's yous liver, and gave him The
bottle. and it was empty, and he ask.
ell nae il we had been drinking that
medicine and he said he was ruined
and I told him he could get some
more down at the sa'oon aud he
took hold Of my collar aad ! damned
him in the ear, and he bounced me
up stnirs, and then ! turned pale,
and had cramps. and I didn'tremem.
ber my more till I woke up and the
doctor was standing over me, and Pa
and Ma looked scared, and thu Doc.
had u tin thi g like you draw water
oat of country sisterp, only small
or, and Ma said II i. hadn't been for
the stomach pump she wouldn't have
had any lilt!s boy, and l looked at
the knobs ON PAS face and I laiFed
and asked Pa il he go: int, the hor-
nets, tos. Then the D1c, LATED, and
Ma cried, and Pa swtre. and l groal :
cd, aud got sick sgain, and then
they let me 60 to sleep again, aud
this morning had the oGulest head
ache. aud Pas face looks like he had
ell on picket fence. When l got
ont went to my chums house to See
il they had got him pumped ont, and
his Ma drove me out with the broom
and she says I will ruin evsrv boy in
the neigLborbood. Pa says was
drunk and kicked him 10 The groi'
when he fred ms up stairs, and
asked him how | could be drunk just
taking medicine for my liver, and he
said 20 to the devil, and l came ovei
here. Say give me lemon to settle
my stomach"
"But, look.a.hero." says tho gro
csry man, as be gave the boy q little
dried up lemon, about as big as Q
prune, and told him he was q terror
what is the matter Of your eye wink
era and your hair' They seem to bt
burned of.
o, thunder. didn't Pa tell yor
about the comet exploding and burn
ing as alli That was the Wors
thing since the food, when NoA'
run the excursion boat from Kslama
zoo to Mount Ararat, You see vi
had been reading sbou' the como
which is visible at four o'clock in tn
morning, aud I heard Pa tell th'
birsd Girl to wake him and Ma up,