The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1883-04-19
ON THE USE 0F SLANG.
Little Mors9ls Of Slang Which Creep into
the Conversation of Girls.

want to talk little to the girls,
ays Polly, in the Cleveland Herald,
about slang. There, imagine you will
sigh and think it is to be the old, old
story, and [ am going to tell you that
no lady uses slang, etc, but | am not,
so you needn't be afraid to keep ON
reading. THERE'S an evil resulting from
the use of slang which is quite as bad
as, if not worse thSn, its mere coarse
ness. l suppose there are many of
you who use slang expressions at home,
when you would never think of using
them if talking to strangers, and you
imagine that as long as you are talking
to people who know you well, it makes
no difference, and you need not be par
tlcUlar But the habit of expressing
yourself thus will narrow and warp
your powers of conversation more than
you dream of. BY and by, when you
attempt to converse with persons with
whom you wish to appear at your best,
you will find yourself at standstill,
where had you been at home you would
use slang, but as it is, you hesitate and
you are at a loss to find the right words
and perhaps fail altogether to express
your idea. You will find this trouble
again and again whenever you enter a
serious conversation, and it will NOR
tify you exceedingly. Nothing cripples
one in the use of language more than
the habit of not calling things by their
names. For instance, there are many
people who call everything a ching"
If they want you to give them stick,
they will say, please let me take that
thing, " or,what is worse, ''thingamy,
or 'thingumbob," or .'thingamajig.
After q time they will be unable to re-
member the real names, and il any one
should say, ''What thing?" instead OF
answering the name, they will be
obliged to say, why, the thing on the
table," or whatever it is. I have even
known people, when driven to extrem-
ity, compelled to describe the tthing''
they meant, even when it was very
common article of daily use, whose
name they knew perfectly well, but
were unable to remember. This dwarf
ing to the vocabulary is even worse in
its effect upon writing than in speaking.
When writing we cannot absolutely say
"that thing" because no one knows
what is meant unless there is dsScrip-
ton of it. 1t would scarcely do in con-
graduating lady on the success of hei
party to say that sit took the rag off the
BUSH" even if we put it in the more pol
ished (?) way and said, cit removed
the dilapidated garment from the shrub
berry" Slang looks great deal worse
written that it sounds said: In any
writing at all serious the Introduction
of one slang word ruins the effect,
though sometimes it seems in ou
thought to express our thought better
than anything we can think of. Sup,
pose, instead of saying above, ''you will
find yourself at standstll, y had said.
you will find yourself up a stump "
(and confess 1 have used that ex-
preston SO much that I was strongly
tempted to use it there), what effect do
think all of my preaching could possibly
have? You see, l am not altogether
unacquainted with slang, and I may as
well own that l write from bitter ex.
perience. Please, girls, before you get
to my deplorable condition, call things
by their right names; don't cripple
yourselves with slang, and be as little
slovenly in your talk as possible.