The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-01-26
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subject Of cremation is, what would
| the medical students do il that mode
Of disposlng Of the dead became
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Statistics show that the froth was
blown from over ninety million
gallons Of beer, In this country DUR
ing the past year, II al! the wind
lsaed to blow off that froth had becn
utilized IN q political campaign, what
q rousing time 1t would have made.
His hneta want half-soliag and
heellng, he is out Of tooth powder,
his umbrella looks like an enlarged
window yentilator, he lives in lodg-
ings and he is running short Of coal
and the girl, whose heart in con
junction with his beats as one, will
send him q green velvet smoking
cap embroidered With pink chenille,
And he doesn't smoke.
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Someone has been experimenting
and find that the kick OF IN ostrich
is gbaut as fatal IS that of mule.
II is 40 siRe then, talking about
making The rsising Of pstriches in
thla country popular, The ostrich
cannot haul heavy loads like the
mule, and is good for nnthing except
to raise ornaments for ladies' hats
and it it is as dangerous a bird a.
the mnle, it won't do to think OF
having them arnund
Statistics have been made proving
that one-sixth Of the regular army
OF this country has deserted, and
the places of the men filed with
raw recruits, during the past year.
The soldiers get SO lonesome, with
one stationed at each fort in the
country, that Is nothing more than
should be expected that occasionally
i salnp af them would get restlesa aes
/ homesick and wander away and moi
come back, Someone should b,
sent out to amuse The regular army
SO it won't get sick pf. staying alone
/ An offender was arraigned at tbs
bar of Washington Police Court
and pleaded his previous good char
acter in mitigation Of punishment.
Can You offer any proof Of youl
good oharaoteu2 z asked the Judge
81 can, returned the prisoner
aIlet Us have it. then" said the
Court.
aAll right, Judge added the
prisoner, Every night after ths
shoating Of President Garfield my
employer sent me down to tn,
White House to ascertain how th,
illustfious sufferer was, and | havll't
put in my claim before the board o
audit yet"
{ Lot him go, said the magistrate
promptly, Hrepublies are not slwayl
T ungrafeful FIX.
Samuel Il. Clemens Mark Twain
has lost his suit brought to enjoil
certain publishers from isaning thei
edition Of two of his books. Mari
failed to have two of his books copy
rtea, eellii.tti::lia 81 hat his bis iseudonyn
" Mark Twain was q trade mari
aud would protect him. The cour
held that . nom de plume was not
trade mark,
Why do women SO often wande
aimlessly IN the murky solitude {
the 1 cad past. brooding over day
forever gone? asks . correspondent
and We give it up. unless it be tha
she hopes by ransaeking the dea
past to find that IN the wardrobe {
the aforesaid dead past she may fin
something to work up into 4 IA
earpet.Laramie Boomerang.
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+ Billy Hanpson, formerly of Ha
ley, whose body was found in th
) seyier River, Utah, is now reporte
: as having been killed by Mormen
: Among the novelties announce
! for 1883 IS an almanac with ne'
! joke in it. Send III your order
), early to avid iisappointmena.
A Georgia inhdel recently sol
his interest in heaven" The pui
chaser no doubt was cheated
Vanderhilt'a iacome is $4,000
/. day