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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

TO-DAY QUOTATIONS.
SOLE LEATHER OAK-No. !, S9@i0; No, =, SO
80.
HxsLoox-Best bufIalo slaughter, 81, good, 70,
best Matamoras, 2G No. 2, Is,
0AK HARNESS LsAruHR--No I. e5eDSSc; No. a.
$40
HxsLocR-Prime ss; do good, $50
FRENCH CALrsKIN--S1 Is to ! ". according 70
quality.
PHIiAprIfRIA CALrsKIs--No. 1, o. 10 to 1 70;
do No. 2. 81 90 to | 10.
PnLAnKLrnIA KIrs-No. l, $50 to 81 70, 40
or ding 10 weight.
NJ, \ stage collars, $3.50.
Duck CELLARS ei.2h
No. $, In cotton back bands, sl,ea.
No, 81 cotton back bands, 81 30,
No, cotton back bands, sl.7A.
6A-6--2 trace chains, i6c,
6H-S--2 trace chains, Sc.
7-S--2 trace chains, COO.
No. hook hanas NJ. 4 H., S.25; No. 2
$3.50
No, Web Hstters rope Ito, $500.
No, . W eb hatters' rome tic, s275
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20
LUMBER AND BuILDiNa MATERIAL



BBIcV--A the silus to so kiln rua.
BrOSE--At the Dallas qlatrles, 10 pol cuAto
foot IL far foundstidp, Is t9r wall and % for
dressed font
LvusEs-,YeIlov piae, vopsb. % 90 pee 100
t'ns oyas % feet III icnglh 81 -. Matoled aud
1resscd uooring ana finishing, rs; n selling
81, y ceiling 81 hG yellow ONE siding "a white
pine celnns, So 90; 6T6t common -; sVeopd com.
mon, s,7s; white pine siding, first common
81 1t; second common, 50; poplar siding y,
clear $S6 co. poplar ceiling "a 10; ash
aud walnut Eoorlug sl00 per Thousand,
poplar. cresaod both aides, ESQ; rough walnut,
elaS ~ l51 Common EcoEa, q so 70 sS; sash, u Is
| to 90 ms 70 stre.
sKINaIEs--Yellow. pine. s. 50 to 1 IS white
pine, az 10 to 90 90 Cypress, No. l, q; No q,
o. so; No O. s. IS.
CEMnXr : RoS6ndale o. 70; Louisville, Sc 80
! Portland, SO 80.
DRAIN PIrR-s inch, l6c psr toor Inch, &c;
| G Inch. S7isc; inch s0c; 3 Inch, Soc.
CEMSNT FLuES-6 inch, s7ac; inch 4oC s inch
ooiling Joint 81; s inch cap. SOC; Inca ogiling
| IolIt 81 rs, finch cap DO 60c.
MIXED PAINTs-Regdy for use and ell uolors
81 COOL Is per sal. AL The tested aud standard
| makes are on sale by Dallas dealers
| WHlrS LRAD--Strictly pure, 81 So
| LlME-Coopered, Austin, w per BARREL bulk
II 3d. Denlscn car lots, zoe; per barrel, VI as
/ Dallas In lots, 20v: per bushel 400
hAR-Per pound, so.
| Posrs--Cet!ar, ga be Boise dare, SIS
LA'Hs-N per thousand.
Save doctors bills by buying a buggy
from Orr--7M Msin street.
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was an advance of 2cents. May corn sold
At 55A, Il above yesterday. April pork
went up 22i cents and brought $3.50. May
closed at SIS G2I, an advance of l7i cents.
May lard also took a rise of 10 cents and
closed at / 52l cents,
In ST. Louis prices did not go up as
much as in Chicago, April wheat selling ut
,O' -, advance of cent. Nav wheat was
a'sc lccnt better than the day before, bringing
Sl.lZl. April corn advanced X, and sold NJ
l9l ior May it was > cents higher, bringing
5ri. April oats were above Yesterday, at
"a! while May only advanced J cent, and
closed at iSl.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20
FUTURES.

In New York to-day futures were from @
tol0 points above the prices of yesterday,
the nearer months showing the greater ad
vance. In Liverpool they were also much
firmer and advanced from 2.6i to 36i. The
markets generally bore hardening aspect
and IN advance In both spots and futures
would not be surprising.
Chicago Produce and Provisions. There
was regular boom In wheat In Chicago TO-
day. April wheat advanced q cents and
brought Sl.Noa. May Jumped up "a cents and
closed ut Sill. April corn was quoted at
OFT, but on last call none was offered, which
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20
WOOL AND HIDES,
QUOTATIONS TODAY

QUOTATIONS TODAY.
Elmo spring per b., ~ to sc; medium spring
per ID, % to 40 =; Mexican improved per h., N
10 l6c.: bury Of all grades. 2 to 30, OF.
Aidcs--Dry ilint sound aud heavy ~ TO lic,
ditto light 10 TO 10; dry salt heavy, lie ditto
light . Ia to LOO; wet salt, 2 10 7l-2c; green
butchers ia to6c; MI damaged, wet or dry
half price. Deerskins 20 10 40; shecpskinA II
and Sheailings, h to l5N.
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PROVISIONS,


ro-pAYs QUOTATIONS..
BAooN-Long clear sides l2c: short clear
i2hc breakfast bacon l5c.
DRY sALr-Long clear kidea Ike; short clear,
llko,
HAxs-Plain. 1@@llHc.
LARD-Tleruc, i2kc nalf barrel, lsc; <O-lb
sans, l3AC 2o-lb cans lSNG l0.lb cans, lSck;
lib cans. 1S,s: s.lb cana lSh.
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E1.-- @ ~
LJQUo.ts
TO-DAY 8 QUOTATIONS..

ALCOHOLIC IS per gsl. rs per nigh wines.
WHIsRy-ReCthed Fl 1901 so, as per proc
sour mash one year old, 81 50; two yeafa old
OIL 75@Sa 90; three years old, g 2j0DS2 81; fancy
extra Old whisky. s3G95. as per age.
WiNEe-Claret In case. sSe5, Per quality; Ca
tawba per gal, 90c@l 50: Port II COCA; Sherry
por gaL u 0oGi. Madeira, per gal q COOS; whit
wine. In cases. e5 50@l6.
CHAMrAGSE-Jules Mum 81 Co, s25@29 Held
Sick in basket, s2692s; Krus. Ia basket s26s;1,
Domestic champagne, E@.ld
BOTTLE BeER-St l.oui. qnsrt, elG pintssi9 81
Budweiser. own size, Sl3 50; pints, aIS 5n' Er
LANCER beer. quarts, alS; pints, slS6o, key beer
S.25
ALE-stocE Ale, por dos, 81 0O@2 20; Porte
per dos, 81 0O@2 Is.
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COAL AMI WOOD,

TO-DAY 8 QUOTATIONS.
OoAI-Indisn nation, $3.50 per ton.
OoKH-Oc per barrel
WooD - Oak, hickJ Dry and ash. A0C
por cord. Sawed etovo wood Ia retailing Of the
altos OF u so To D 90 per cord.
nCoAL.-65 cents per barrel
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

~ be said, only that the city fathers ar
" 70 hold the limbs and lives of our Oil.
% nAught. II isa shame that pedes.
n ss on : dark nieht should Do forced to
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

you are troubled withdyspepsia, ask
your druggist for bottle of "Prickly Ash
Bitters" Take it as directed and you will
be cured.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

For seven years nneus pfun rouo nm,
stood the strongest tests as to its merits In
curing Nervousness, Nervous Debility and
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

Hughes Bros. q 20. are tue so,c agents
for the sale OF the celebrated Waukesha
sprnR water Mt nallas Texa. T,,aa .,,,,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

Gray hairs often cause annoyance, which
Pafker's Hair Balsam prevents by restor.
Ing tho youthful color
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-04-20

For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you
have a printed guarantee on every bottle OF
Shiloh's Vitaliaer. 1t never fails to care.
Sold by w. II. Patterson & Co., druggists,
Dallas,
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LIVE SrOCH



Dxzr OITTLB-Butclers stOcR grass fed, GA
corn fed, g.
hARIRE Cows-FaL S4GS1l cent?,
SHIPPINa--i@siA cents.
STccK-Pcr head, tl2@a20.
Mich Cows-With calves, s2b@iSi0,
HoGs-Corn-fed, 7c. gross; timber fa:, g.
stock SG3A.
200DS2 so
HoRsEs-Eytra ine, per Spsn, a30G(Ss50J fancy
harness, Gl50DS20G livery harnese, S76Qal7S
farm, s50@sl2b ponies, Sl5G0G20.
MULEs-Extra heavy al.Sd5s200; medium s5C@
100 small aS0MG1
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v
QUEENS w ARE.

Assorted crates, si0 to SIS
rnmbiers, S5c to 100 per doz2 509i 90 per box
goula's. 4 20 bbl
s'1ucrare, per t,00e eallolt ai0.0l.
'.ar.l.'s "a. Il. fi.7SH. IT,. $3.50: lamp chin
Nr 20 ony,
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Established in 1874,


i, Orr sells The best buggies for the money
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sADDLERY AND LEATHER.

Save doctors bills by buying bugg
from Orr--7M Main street.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
WHISKY AND rALENr.


"Take that bottle and go out and get
me some whisky" said Col. Jimjams
to the sad eyed woman whose misfOr-
tune it was to be the wife of a cOnVivial
inebriate.
Give me the money to b6y it with"
"GiVe yOu money! Why, any darn
fool can get whisky if he has money,
but to get whisky without money takes
talent; L thought you had some talent"
Taking up the bottle with sigh, the
patient, lOng-suffering woman went
out. In a short time she returned. Ap-
parent tly she had been successful, for she
placed the bottle before him, and said.
in low, TeprOachful tones:
There, take it, and drink to your
hearts cOntentw
"NoW, that's what 1 call smart. You
have got real genius or you couldn't
have got whisky without money!" and
placing the bottle to his mouth, he was
about to quench his thirst, when he dis
covered the bottle was empty.
''Why, what does this meanp
ut means that anybody can drink
whisky wheiT the whisky is IN the bot
tie, but it takes real talent to drink
whisky when there is none in the bottle.
Drink away, | know you have talent"
Texas SiftingS.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20

A story of advice promptly taken by a
poor young man of Boston, with results
which staggered the adviser, is circulat-
ing in that city, and is thus recOunted
by the Courier:
"A young gentleman moving in good
society, but whose bank account Is by no
means plethOric, sought out one of our
wealthy citizens about a month ago and
told him he wanted to speak to him on
very important affair. CrGsus said to his
visitor: Il am busy just now, and must
request you to be brief. What is it--busi-
ness?' The young gentleman, thoroughly
embarrassed by the bTusqueness of the
other, could only stammer, Very i'm
portant business Well said Cresus.
let me give you this advice: Don't put it
off till Tomorrow il you can do it to-day.
That has been the theory on which have
made my success in life The young
gentleman stammered his thanks, de-
parted, and that very day went before
magistrate with the daughter of Cr9sus,
and married her then and there. When
the old gentleman found it out he for the
first time began to doubt the universal
applicability of his theory. However, it
is understood that all has been forgiven"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
HOW BUTLER MUzzLED HIS DOG.

Years ago, when he was a citizen of
Lowell, Gen. Butler owned a most mag
nificent Newfoundland dog that used
each afternoon to stalk behind him in
slOWand stately fashion on a long walk.
SO handsome was he that he attracted a
great deal of attention, and particularly
that of the police, for he was unmuzZled,
though it came to be August. A month
later the statute declared, "All dogs
should wear a muZzle." Several times
was the Governor notified of this fact,
and at last he was summoned to City
Hall and fined $50. "fOr violation of
the dag law"
The next afternoon every one was on
the quiViVe to see the Gen. Butler and
his dog, for the story had spread and all
were amused. At the usual time they
appeared. The General appeared quite
ObliviOus-they may have had slight
twinkle of the eye, that cannot swear
to; but the dog seemed very much
amused by the fact that he was swing
ing behind him, on his great busy tail,
fine new muZZle.
The statute read, SHOULD wear muz-
zle," but whether on nose, tail or paw,
it did not specify.-BOstOn Traveller.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
OAsAMICCIOLA.

The soldiers rescued young man who
had been buried 10 hours. His pulse
was all right. He had no wounds and
he said he suffered more from the bad
smell of the bodies than from starvation.
As soon as he gained his feet he began
to work with the soldiers to save his
cousin, who was under the ruins and
still alive. Four hours more were need
ed, and the cousin came out after ia
hours of agony. party 70 soldiers met
poor mother who was crying because
her daughter 16 year old was fastened be-
neeth IOck. The mother urged the girl
to allow the soldiers to drag her out even
If her legs should be torn off. After
two hours of hard work the girl was res
cued.
The body of nun was found in the
ruins. She had in her pocket these five
numbers: 81, 81, 48, 8, go. Thousands
in Rome and Naples put their money on
numbers, and the Royal Lottery has
made piles of money.
An artilleryman despite the order of
his superior, dug for seven hours in one
spot where, he said, he heard some
voices. At last a hand appeared. 1t
was the hand of a young lady, whose
mother was encouraging the soldiers.
By and by the whole b dy was uncover
ed, but one foot was held between two
rocks. 1t was hours before she was
finally released.
Thieves from the continents are max
ing sad work among the ruins. The
fingers of the bodies of several ladies
were twisted and broken by the rascals
who robbed them of jewelTy. A sdrvi-
VOr says that he was robbed of his Valu-
ables by thief who gave him a blow
on the head with stick, evidently in
tending to kill him. These thieves
come in little boats from Naples and
land on solitary spots.
Survivors who were buried for many
hours, show signs of incipient insanity.
They hate to go into houses, are afraid
to sleep under roof, and cannot sleep
alone.
One of the last victims found alive
was a donkey. He was buried for eight
days. The soldiers, hearing a grOaning,
worked hard for seven or eight hours,
encouraging what they supposed to be a
human being with the iCndly words:
"COraggiO buOn u5mOl cOraggiOp I'm
agine their surprise when they found
the donkey. He began to bray as soon
his head was uncovered.
The city will not be built again of
stone. Wooden houses only are per-
mitted.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
GOVERNOR ELECT HOADLY.

Every Democrat in the land should
send greeting to George HOadly. The
triumph of the plucky man over NAL
ignant enemity and in the face of physi-
cal disability is one which should in
spire every man who has the courage of
his convictions. George HOadly is a
man of pure life and excellent habits.
He is incOrruptible, mainly and gener-
GUS in all impulses. He has served the
cause of Democracy faithfully and earn
estly since his convictions carried him
in to the ranks of the party. Stricken
ed down by disease in the midst of his
canvass for the Ohio GOVernOrship and
forced to leave the State, he was malign-
ed and misrepresented in the most
shameful manner. He went back, sick
and feeble, at the critical hour in the
campaign, placed himself at the head of
his column and won his fight, like the
gallant man that he is. He deserves
his triumph. All honor and credit to
him. Three cheers for George HOadly.-
n. Y. World.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
A REPUBLICAN PICTURE.

Senator HOar Of Massachusetts, at the
trial of Belknap, said:
My own public life has been very
brief and Insignificant one, extending
little beyond the duration of a single
term of senatorial Office. But in that
brief period | have seen five judges of
hight court of the United States driven
from Office by threats of impeachment
for corruption or m8ladministratiOn.
have heard the taunt, from fTiendliest
lips, that when the United States pre-
sented herself in the East, to take part
with the civilized world in generous
competition in the arts of life, the only
products of her institutions in which
she surpassed all others beyond ques
tiOn, was her corruption. l have seen
in the state of the Union foremost in pow
or and wealth, four judges of her courts
impeached for corruption, and the pOlit-
ical administration of her chief city be-
come II disgrace and a by-wOTd through
out the world. l have seen
the chairman of the commit
tee on military affairs in the
House, now distinguished member of
this court, rise in his place and demand
the expulsion of four of his associates
for making sale of their official privi-
lege, of selecting the youths to be edu-
Gated at our great military school.
When the greatest railroad of the world,
binding together the continent, and uni
ting the two great seas which wash our
shores, was finished; 1 have seen our ma
tiOnal triumph and exultatiOn turned
to bitterness and shame by the unani-
nous reports of three committees of
Congress, two OF the House and one here,
that every step Of that enterprise had
been taken in fraud. | have heard in
highest places the doctrine aVOwed by
men grown old in public office, that the
true way by which power should be
gained in the TepHblic, is to bribe the
people with the Offices created for their
service, and the true end for which it
should be used when gained is the pro-
motion of selfish ambition and the graf
ilicatiOn of personal revenge. | have
heard that suspicion haunts the foot
steps of the trusted companions Of the
President GRANT.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
IMPROVING wORKINGMEN CONDI-
TON.

b The French Premier has under con-
sideratiOn various schemes for imprOy-
ing the condition of the wOrkingman
and providing him with employment at
the public expense. His life, it appears,
will be insured at the public charge for
the benefit of his family. His apart
ments will be let to him at moderate
rent, and will eventually become his
own property. Water will be supplied
to him for nothing and gas at half
price. The WOrkingmen's Association
of Paris, moreover, have made arrange
ments with the Prefect of the Seine by
which they are permitted TO compete
for public work. The Government will
reserve from 20 to 30 per cent. of the
price as a guarantee of the performance
of the work until it is completed.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
JUST THE SAME.

"MOses," he called out to his son, who
sat reading the paper, "Vhas war COM
ing in EuTOpep"
NO, fadder; dot vhas all settled OOp."
"Vhas der cholera cOming?"
"NO, fadder."
"DO you read of a ship epidemic dot
kills 'em all off und brings up der price
of wOOlp"
mo"
''Vhas der cotton crop all busted2"
"NO. it vhas fine"
"Vhas dere some more earthquakes,
floods or cyclOnesP"
"NOt one"
''Vhell, Moses, it vhas all right yust
der same. We begin tomorrow to mark
up all goods 20 per cent. on account of
der shmall-pOx, which may kill off all
der beOples next winterP'
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
HE SAW 1T.

An Alabamian who had projected a
railroad, worked up subscriptions for
the line and organized company with
himself as President, was one day ac-
cOsted by hard looking case who ask
ed for the lone of dollar.
II don't know yOu," curtly replied the
official.
"Pll explain" said the man 81 am a
bear in the stock market"
"YOuP"
''Yes, sir; The stock of your road now
sells at 49,"
"It does"
IF you should be laid up for a month
with a broken head or a stab, the stock
would tumble to 20"
"Y-e-s-l see-y-e-s," unused the Pres
ident, as he scrutiniZed the stranger,
and saw that he was ragged, hungry and
desperate. This is no locality for bears,
but mighty good one for bulls, you'd
better go Oh to New Orleans"
you aee?" sked the man.
'Oh, certainly" and the five dollar
bill laid on the table was proof of it,.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
HOW TO TRAVEL AND NEVER PAY

Mr.. Kimball, the present Vice Presi-
dent of the Rock Island, took seat be-
hind two section men in coach leaving
Davenport for Chicago. The conductor
came in and collected fare from one of
the men, the other having previously
paid. Said the latter, to gag his friend:
~ can travel on this road wherever
want to and never pay a cent"
"HOw's thatp" said the other.
"It's a secret" said the first.
Mr.. Kimball pTicked up his ears, and
thought he had good sized "hen on"
The Paddy who last paid his fare got off
at way station, and Mr.. Kimball slip.
ped into the vacant seat.
Have smoker" he said to the re-
naming Irishman.
"HOw do you manage to travel with
out paying? | do a deal myself and
would like to know"
'WOuld yez lOike to knOw?" said Pat,
looking cunning.
Indeed L would; and I'll give you $40
if you tell me-"
"NO."
Fifteen
mo"
''Twenty-five."
"DOnep' said the section hand, and
the cash was fOrked over.
"Be jabers. walk"
This same Pat is section foreman on
the Rock Island, near DaYenpOrt.-N. Y.
Morning Journal.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
GEN. BUTLER's VIEWS.
His Letter Accepting the Greenbaol NOmi-
nation for Governor.


nation for Governor.
Boston, Oct. l8.-Gov. Butler has writ
ten letter accepting the nomination Of
the National Greenback Labor party for
Governor of Massachusetts,. This ac-
tiOn, he says, affords him, much pleasure
as "A mark of appreciation of his labor in
behalf OF the greenback and labOringmen
The greenback, he says, has become ab-
sOIutely the currency Of the United
States in several different forms in
which the Government issues its cur
rency. Every silver and gold certificate
and every postal note is essentially a
greenback; that is, paper currency bas-
ed on the guarantee of the nations good
faith.
He attempted, he says, in what he
wrote to the officers of the convention
of the Greenback party last year, to pay
this compliment. His and their enc
mics took advantage of the language in
which it was cOuched, 10 twist 1t for
their nefariOus purposes. He trusts he
has now made plain what he meant.
The party still has nObler and higher
mission before it, of establishing rela-
tiOns between labor and capital which
shall be Just and profitable to both, of
restraining lawful mOnOpOlies such as
transportation of freight and passengers
within the purposes for which they re-
ceived the sanction of the law. Organi-
cations under forms of law, which give
any undue advantage by which the rich
are made richer and the poor poorer,
ought to be steTnly dealt with. A few
years ago our currency aud public debt
was such a cOntrivance.
Let us abolish all other contrivanees,
such as watering stocks, bogus mOrtga-
ges on railroads and fictitious yalua-
tiOns of property of incorporated cOmpa-
MES, by which money, without proper
equivalent for it, is taken from one and
given to another. We are not enemies
of honest capital; we are its true friends,
because il capital suffers itself to be-
come the OppressOr of an educated, in
telligent and free people, such Oppres-
sion will be surely swept away, and
who shall say that in such case it
ought not to beP
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20
THE POINT,

A Brooklyn lawyer received visit the
other d ~ from a farmer looking man,
who said he would pay 50 for little
advice.
VERY WE'LL" replied the lawyer, as he
pOcketed the cash; "what is itP'
II want to borrow 5000 from bank"
"That's easy enough. Make a note for
30 or go days, and have some responsible
party indOrse it,"
But I'd have to pay it,"
eTtainly-certainly."
81 know how to borrow money without
asking legal advice" protested the client.
"What l want of you is to advise me
how to beat either the bank or the in
dOrser, and come out 5000 aheadp'
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20

vised a table bedstead. There are q
double piano stool, bride rein, an i'm
proved chimney, a birch bark life pre-
server, Yentilating screen, life-size
doll babies, carpet stretchers, fiOOr-cling-
ing dustpans, kidney cures, and stove
dampers, a photograph album, a pan
grea ser, a lock against burglars, ,,and an
autumn leaf catcher for cisterns.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-10-20

you are charged with carrying whis-
ky from an illicit distillery," said Uni
ted States Judge to Uncle Silas. "What
have you to say to the charger" 81 isn't
guilty, sab; L didn't carry it away"
"YOu had some, thenp" Eyes, sab; 1
had sOme." What did you do with itP'
We'll, sab, all l had wuz inside oh me.
an had so much l couldn't carry it
away, so jess stayed dar."-Arkansaw
Traveller,