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our Rooms.

Without exception, ire the finest furnished
in the stateslh The operating room is re-
modelled. New and improved Instruments.
We have made entire change in our Help
lapdl pow have first class men. What we
propose to do h I'd give you frat Quality OF
work equal to any made in the city, at the
same old prices. We show you proof and
guarantee satisfaction. Our gallery Is open
only six days Of theweek. sdtterley q Co.,
SO8 Market street. Arthur Glare, manager.
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BLoOD1oR BONE SPAWN

Ringbone, and Will remove all Swellings and
Callous Lumps left from kicks or other bruise,
without injurinR the growth OF the hair. He {
proved a sure cure. For
4 EpizoOgic and Distemper, use from one 10 twu
tablespO0nfals in arbueket Of cold water, 4 Z
until II blisters, then put a cloth around the
throat to keep 1t warm.
The above fnva luable m medicine has gained for
itself fame to be enyied by Hundreds of manu-
fsctursrs of Cfude0il Iintmen that fall to per-
form cures as recommended to do, and they re-
sort to many false recommendations to palm
them of on the public, The III. II. H. Medicine
is prepared from the very best essential oils and
other very costly articles, of which one pound
costs as much as ten pounds Of any crude oil that
Is put In ordinary lintments, and the proprietor
cannot possibly advertise to the extent that
class Of nnimenIs do, as all the profit would moi
pay the expense; SO that those who have any
knowledge of the difference between q frst-clast
medicine and an inferior article, will not suffer
themselves TO be humbuRged
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.Jrhouught he ChIld would Die"

This is what the Sisters of the Home for
Catholic Children, in Boston, said about a
poor little child who was rackihg itself al
most to death with whooping cough. The
child was suddenly taken with severe spasms
and vomiting, aud with frightful pains in
the head Tie lSisters write !: ls'We used
PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER with the most
astonishing results. In few hours the dis
ease was gone and the child was WELL"
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Following the sun In It's Oourse.

halhee olhee 1868 the sun and moon in their courses
th. H.. not been more accurate TO the calculation
tan tsa lhe Grand Monthly Drawings Of the Lou
an ana ,ha State Lottery, which have occurred
IN Me- Ne second Tuesday of each month at noon
WI Slll take place on the 10th dhy Of Juiy. when
fRsoo,oJO Will b distributed by Genls g. n.
Anv III regard OF La and Jubal AsGEarly Of We.
X. ihnIormetion can be had on application 70
@N a. DaNRhin, New QElaAnR, LaAN
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3 FoRllETEBNALUsE

For Cholera, Cholera Morbus Cramps, Pains in
the Stomach or Bowels. Dose-from % drop to
half teaspoonful In water. Never reduce for
external use. Every family should keep 1t ON
hand IS tisA never-failinR household remedy.
The II. II. II. medicine is an infallible cure for
DIPHTHER1A, II used according to the fol-
loving directions: -~ l. d. it-h
satdrAts . muslin or lineh cloth and bind it on
the throat for shout thirty mtputeA and put a
dry cloth ever Il to pfeVeft theevaporAtion from
passing OF, and when thoroughly blistered, open
the blister with needle. sad take . cleth And
and spread thick with pare No p lard, and bind
It on me blister and change Try hour, which
will absorb all the disease threI 5the pores. and
No Internal medicine will bebae 1tdsxeept pur-
gatlye medicine. Children shdn notb blistsred
This has never been known to | IL when used a.
directed! - mon T,l ''r..ff
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sHEumATlsM i1E AND n (, oour CURED

When we can establish by-a chain 81 evidence
which every inquiry but makes stronger, that W
have the only real, radical remedy for Rheumatic
Disorders, and We put that dence within the reacf
)fevery suefer 6ttolt money and fOiotd price,
claim that no one but the fool VIII turn to it 5ed
car or close his eyes 70 the glad rldings Re bring
hts blig ted life Id justice to ns 10 you, to you
denendent families, and to the contamination OF yup
il. >. ambition before you were, ,strok n Down bi
disease we ask you to go with ns i0f . few momenL
to the homes Of some who nave drank Of the Udter
Of iateAnd are now fpl Of the 3dy VI Aedh. ready
tell 70 the world their glad experience We VIII give
you no false statement and make no assertion Whl1f
5npota by ;PE2per inGuig tby a isstes t e rssg
II tVelA.
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| yaa thls advertisements -
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.nt-Fbngd ru0 10 g9s3Gi9 M
Incorporated in 1858 for rs years by the Legisla-
with q cAfiitAll I Of d, ZOO 000-ta Whichh reserve
fund OF over $3.50, 900 has since been added.
Adopted December3d, AZ. D., 1873. ~
The only Lottery ever voted on and endorsed
by the people of any State, f.,4-
IL never scalkb or pbstpunes. q Y = - >.
TTB GRAND SINGLE NUMBER DRAWINGS
take place monthly. q
p .spT IN oppo o1ppIp8o ,1IIrlN s,11IIIirlNl rTY M Tb VIM
FORTUNE. SEVENTH GRAND DRAWING,
CLASS, ,G,.r AT NEW ORB LEANasl TUESDAY,
JULY 10TH 1888 415SEh Monthly DTawinR.
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Lady BeautifierA.

>, Ladies, you cannot make fair skin, rosy
gnetKs and sparkling eyes with all the cos
,.E menes OF France or beautifiers of the world,
"lille TI IN poor health, and nothing will give
you you such rich blood, good health, strength
aa auu beauty as Hop Bitters. A trial is GER
lain proof
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work GIVEN Ont

on receipt of your address we will make
AL oller by which you can earn $3 to 81
evenings, at your home. Men, Women,
SSys q or Girls can do 1t. Il. G. Wilkinson
York O" 'sA00' w"
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FOR HORSES.

81 al tff ffff fIff-EE hnnll n
No herseman should be without bottle in his
stable in case OF accident agit is sure cure for
the following diseases or the hOrse:' Nv IT
nUee for Sprained ,JOintsi Sore Shoulders anc
Backs, Thrush in Feet, iScratches, sweeney,
Fiatula, Poll EytA Distemper. Curb. splint.
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Mother swans Worm syrup.
Z. ihialiible, tastelcss, harmless, Cathartic;
'or ',i ltVerishness, lestlessness, worms, con.
sllpation. 25 GEMS. {
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lyon sdner

S, Sl,n Sick Headache, Constipation, Dizziness,
Tour T9. stomach or Bilious attacks, "Emory's
r nlue Cathartic Pills" will relieve you; as >
equator vos. Of the bowels they have no equal;
'eIy small, one to three a dOse-15 cents.
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@~4S-
Purity.

o. liquid dis,nfectant, quart bottles only
onS M Sents. Danforth, druggist, corner Sec
ohu and Market. " kTgTJ
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Capital Prize $75,000l

IflAnoiieakion for rates to ciabsl should only be
made to the office of the company in New Orleans
For further information write clearly, giving
|, full address. send orferspy Express Registered
Letter or Money Order, addressed only to
N. A. DAUPhIN, 4.
IL bu.t LArctxttDY New Orleans Lar
rn@ Seventh Street WashIng gtnn ". q
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1883-08-18
ANSWER.

The answer of William H. Bradley,
master of the steamship Madras (who inter
venes on behalf of the owners of the said
steamship, to the libel of the said Walter
Murray Gibson:
Rirst-This respondent admits that the
said vessel arrived Off the port of Honolulu
on the 10th of April (and not on the sth
day OF April, a. in the said libel alleged,
upon n voyage from HOngkong, in China,
and that she had on board the number of
Chinese passengers (or thereabouts) in the
said libel mentioned
SeeOnd-This respondent admits that up
ia arrival of the port he did, as such mas
ter, sign and deliver to the pilot qualified
health certificate, which is now in the
custody, power or control Of the libellant,
and this respondent Graves leave to refer
thereto for greater certainty.
Third-That this respondents believes it to
be true that the llbellant did thereafter dis
cover that said steamer Madras was Infected
with a contagious disease known as small
pOx, and that two of her passengers were
sick with said disease, and that this respon-
dent was aware of the said fact, but this
respondent says that the said libelIant dis
covered the said facts In consequence of
fhis respondent having communicated the
Same to the port physician of Honolulu
aforesaid % go ''.-''
Fourth-This respondent denies that the
Afellant, acting for and under the direction
81 the said Board of Health, caused said
steamer TO be kept out of the said harbocr
at Honolulu, and that this respondent
thereqpaH brought said steanssFAp anchor
before he had any communication with the
hoeLant or any officer of the said Board.
Fhth-This respondent admits that, be-
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II Advertisers residing in the Eastern United states
pay their cards by enclosing Greenback United States
Postage Stamps wish and thef
cards will be inserted above be for the time paid for
II Business Cards, when A YEAR,
allowed discount from hN~~ which for
advertisements when quarterly.
Single copies Of the ADyEriER, Cents when charged
Fifteen Cents by the dozen, One Dollar.
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+. NJ. HATCH.

Proctor for Libellant.
lOrder to attach the steamer Madras, for
nOn-payment OF the amount claimed, was
issued and duly executed on the 18th of
June, 1888.
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SUCH rs LIFE r.

Laugh, and the world lau his with you ;
Weep. AMI you weep alone.
For the sad old Garth must borrow its
ninth,
But has troubles enough Of its own.
Sing and the hills will answer;
Sigh. it is lost on the air.
The echoes bound to . joyful sound.
But shrink from voicng care.
Rejoice. and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go,
They want full measure of all your peas
ore,
But they do not heed your woe.
Be glsi. AMI your friends are merry;
Be sad and you lose them all.
There arc none TO decline your meet; red
wine.
But alone you must drink life'S gall.
Feast. and your halls are crowded;
Fast, and the world goes by,
Succeed & give, and ii helps on TO live ;
But no man can help you die.
There is loom in The balls OF pleasure
For large and lordly train;
But ole by one, We must all file on.
Through the narrow a!sles of pain
ELLA WnEkLoR.
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regrets over the past; no boastful
promises for tue future, be sturdily
and manfully, undertook to discharge
the duties of the present. Great IN
prosperity. he was no less great in adj
versity. Magnanimous in he hour
OF victory. he was strong in the day
of defeat, strong in noble purpose and
high endeavor. Cast down he was
not destroyed. bis example has been
an inspiration to thousands.
III being dead, yet speaks .h, and as
long rs genius. an courage and honor,
and patrioti,m are esteemed among men
will the name Of that calm -browed i. hi ia i.
souled Christian soldier and gentleh an,
Robert +. Lee, be held in graf .ful and
loving remembrance. There is hope for
the future; the world is moving on, the
lessons OF the past are not lost, the ia i.
triotisn and devotion OF our dead is not
without it's influence. They have not
died in vain.
1t is fitting aud right that this boau.
tiful custom Of decorating their graves
should be continued, and that, too, un-
der the supervision Of the fair women
OF our sunny land. for be it remembered
the heroism OF that period was not con.
fined to the field. the noble self. denial,
the grand courage, the patient endur.
ance OF the women of the Southern Con.
federary constitutes the brightest page
OF the history of the war.
They checrcd the hearts OF tue brave
they sbamed the coward. they led the
hungry, they nursed the sick Sc wound.
ed. they closed the eyes OF the dying.
and on more than one occasion they
buried the dead. They parted with
their plate and jewels to be sold to bus
oreat for the starving soldiers, they
wore home spun with simple grace and
dignity; they bore all their losses and
ha:dsh'ps without repinng; it is emf
nently fitting that to their hands should
be committed the sacred duty OF caring
tor tue last resting places OF our fallen
braves. They will never betray their
trust, they who so nobly stood by their
husbands, SONS and brothers IN the I'M
equal contest will see to 1t that their
graves are not forgotten. God speed
you, gentle sisters, in your work Of
grateful love. Strew tie graves OF our
cead heroes with flowers. Keep their
memory green in your hearts, and tell
To coming generations the story of their
chivalrous deeds, and let US all st:ive
to make the land thoy hallowed with
their blood the Eabitation Of truth, Of
justice, Of Righteousness and liberty.
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"a BLESSING IN DISGUISE"

4Si ADELpIiI Sr.. Brooklyn. y W
March 20, 1881.
No family shon!d be without ALL
COCKS Porous PLAeTERs their healing
powers are wonderful and their efficacy
far reaching and lasting. For years
past | have seen and known them to
cure and relieve tic most obstinate and
distressing cases or rheum atis,n, kidney
complaint. bronchitis, neuralgia, lum-
bago, inflau nation CT the lungs and
throat. paralysis, asthma, spinal weak
ness, and scough and colds. In my own
case they have afforded me almost in =
stent and permanent relief. My friends
consider them an invaluable and speedy
remedy for all kinds Of ACHES and pains
They are blessing in disguise and no
wife or mother should be without, them
IL she values her peace and comfort and
freedom from nervous exhaustion and
other ailments. As STRENGTHENING
plaster, also for Glckach,s and weak
nesseses, they have no equal. have
never yet found a plaster so cfficacious
and Stimulating, or to give so much
general satisfaction. Used in conpoc-
ton with BRANDRErus universal life.
giving and life-bealing Pills, no one
need despair of speedy restoration TO
good sound health.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
M A CHIN T. r Y
And Fertilizers.

NIE have made arrapg 70 ments with some Of
w the most responsible and extensive Man,
ufacturers Of Agricultural Machinery and Fer.
tilizers In the u =. and we propose 10 offer 10
the Farmers aud others articles Of superior mer-
II. only, which will give them entire saiisfae.
ton, and secure their future custom. Our long
experience In the agency business enables US l.,
make good bargains wish the Manufacturers and
thereby IN Ike good bargains for our customers
We still have few Rakcs ON hand and will
sell them low. We have 10 improved Buckeye
Cider Mills for safe on hand cheap. We are
also selling Fruit dryers cheip. Please call 10
see our goods aud he convinced.
We ell the following Machinery, viz:
The celebrated Eclipse Engines &
Saw Mills, manufactured by Fricl, *
Co, Pa. The celebrated Butterworth
Patent Machinery. Th,eshcrs and
Double Pinion Lever ard Steel Tread
Powers, manufactured ut Trenton, n .
j., by Buttcrworth & Bro. The Os.
borne Mower & Reapcrs for lamp.
Shire county, and the Rochester or
Meadow Lark Mower & Reaper Tor
adjoining counties. We are still IL.
gents Tor the Bickford & Huffman
Grain Drill.
Es5 We are ALSO sole agents fer Il o
New G" Howe Sewing Machine, which
Is without n rival We are determine
to sell these mae ines as ow Ms any first
class machine can he sold Please call
and examine them. and we will sell The m
to you like the merchants sell store
goo Dis too
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
ALLCOCK'S
PHltA J0s NORM THIaD ST.
Enhruarg 1900

PHiLA sos NORTH THIRD ST.,
February J., 1888.
have been using ALLcocK's PoRous Pas
TERs for a number Of years and always With
marked benefit. have been much troubled
with Muscular Rheumatism have been treated
oy Eve Of our bee, physicians without receiv.
ing any relief whatever. then used Az.
COCKS Plaster on the parts affected and can
assure you The pain has almost entirely len
me. can recommend them TO ever one as
The best plaster made. have tried other kinds
but found them worthless.
snurp
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
MRS. f. TOMPKINS.
. y + + r | A r..

III you have been using other Pias-
ters one trial Of ALLCocK's Porous will
convince Won of their wonderful supc-
riority. Take no other so.called porous
plasters that claim 10 be better. they
are all frauds gotten up to sell on the
worldwide reputation of the genuine
article.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
r G TILIZ r r S

We VIII continue TO sell the Popular Brand
OF fhnsPhnie kr0wn as"John =. Reese h Cos
ihssoived Bone Phosphate Of Lime, +" and also
toreh'k Ritler's Dissolved y. g. Bone Phos.
pha'e OF LimS-High Grade, and TIL, Rsisiu
fertilizcr Co.'S Dissolved 3. g. Bone phosphate
OF Lime-iiigh Giads We wish il distinctly
understood that these Grad 3 Of Phosphate Of
Lime are very Tar superior To SO many IF the
same name nov sold by many other manuCic.
,ufers and Agents. The day has come when the
rue OF me higher priced fertilizers IA ast he a.
osndoned and ths Pbosphates Of Lime tnke lhtir
place being much cheaper and yieldiov TIE
same sometimes more Than the higher priced
goods, both in tie yield OF Grain and Gfas,.
we VIII have these Goods tFeriilizersl for snle
~ the following places. viz: Winchester, w.
a'mney. W: Va. Keyser, w. Va, Pat,erson's
Creek, w Va, and Levels X Roads. W va,
ana VIC viii also be prepared 10 trade with oar
customers to- Wheat, Rye. &e, ut market price
al Tue different point, Of delivery OF FsriiIzsrs
SHOCKEY & HARNER.
July 20, 1898. 80
=, 20 We are also Agents for the May-n h
Ismlia Organ Co.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17

81 ~ ANSF8N not, life Is sweeping by
n u HAS go and dare before You
die, something NJ ghty
and sublime leave behind TO conquer time. sec
a week ia your own town, IS outfit free No
TEX Every thing new, Capital not required
We will furnish you everything. Many are
making fortunes. Ladies make as much as
men, and boys and girls make great pay. Rea
der 1t you want business at which you can
make great pay all the time, write for particu
lars to u HALLErr Co Portland, Maine.
March 1889
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17

ALWAYS UP wITH TIE TIN
"iiKesons q Pugh will have on exhibition
next week the largest, most attractive and beat
STOCK OF Toilet Soaps that they have ever offer.
ed their trade These goods will be seen ia
Beautiful Silver plated show case. gotten solely
or the purpose Of exhibiting them. July 81.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
NINETY AND NINE.
AS SUNG BY sANKEY.

There were ninety and nine that safrl,
lay
In the shelter OF The fold;
But one was out on the hills away,
Far off from the hills of gold
Away from the tender Shepherds care.
Lord, Thou hast here Thy ninety and
nine,
Are they not enough for TGee p
But tbs Shepherd made answer: I'll.
OF mine
Has wandered away from me;
And although the road be rough Il steep,
go TO The desert " find my sheep
But mono of the ransomc ever knew
How deep were the waters crossed;
Nor how dark the night that the Lord
passed ;hro',
Ere lie lounl lis sheep that was lost.
Out OF he desert hc heard its cry
Sick and helpless, and ready to die.
Lord. whence are those blood drops all
the way,
That mark out tho mountains trackY'
They are shed for one who had gone
as,ray,
Ere the Shepherd could bring him
back
LORD, whence are Thy hands so rent
aId torn z
They are pierced to-day by many horn.
But all through the mountains, thunder
riven,
And up from the rocky steep,
luero rose cry to the gates OF heaven
'keJ"ice | have found Wy sheep =
And The angels have echoed nrounl tho
throne,
k'J''ce, Tor The Lord brings back His
OWL :.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
Weak Kidneys Cured

PONTOOCOoK, v. H.,
March 3, 1880.
have been greatly troubled with Rheuma.
usm and Weak Kidneys was advised to try
AttcooS's PoRoUs PLAsrEss (had used two
other kinds ofso-eallei Porous lasteis, which
Gid ne no good), but one Of yoars has worked
like charm, giving me complete relief, aud !
have not been troubled with Rheumatism ard
kidney Complaint since using them, and +
consider myself cured.
EDWARD D. BURNHAM.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
EDWARD D. BURNHAM.

A LARGE lot Of ladies Work Baskets
IA These goods arc home. made-very prot,
W aud durable Gilkssous b Pugh.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
GiEkeSOns & PugIn.


Cheese Mccaroni Lard
splendid BaeonD Peaches &C The
brated Royal Baking Powders -
Eweelng Reductions certain lines Of Ham
's cummings onereu al very low figure GILKESONS
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17
WIT AND HUdOR

An lndiaua'sirl while sleeping near a
window kicked through the glass and
cut herself severely. We prin: this as
warning TO other girls who s'ecp
near windows 10 put hitching straps on
their limbs.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17

Teacher And what comes after T.?
You 10, to see my sister Ann Maria.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17

Mr.. Peet, rather diffident man was
unable to pr.ven: hims III from be-
ing introduced one evening to "a fascin.
ating young lady, who, misunderstood.
ing his name, constantly addressed him
as Mr.. Peters. much to the gentleman's
distress. Finally. summoning courage,
he hasbfn!ly but earnestly demonstrated.
OH don't call me Peters: call me
Peet.' 'Ah !butI don't know you we'll
enough Mr.. Pctcrs' said the young
lady, blushiDg.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17

It is easy to be phlanthropic over
other peoples mis(ortunes' Anyone
can stand the toothache in another fcl.
lows jaw.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1883-08-17

Sam, why am de hogs dc most intel g.
Iigent folks in dc world?-Bec ause dey
nose eberyting.