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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
Youthful

Indulgence in pernicious practices is most
startling cause of nervous and general de-
bility, lack of self-contidence and will pow
er, impaired memory, despondency, and
other attendants OF wrecked manhood.
Sufferers should address, with three letter
postage stamps, for large illustrated treat
Use, pointing out unfailing means of perfect
cure, WORLDS DIsPENSARY MEDICAL AS
ISOLATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
A Smart Man

is one who does his work quickly and well.
This is what DIR. X. V. fierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" does as blood-puritier
and strengthened. 1t arouses the torpid
liver, purifies the blood, and is the best
remedy for consumption, which is scrofu-
lous disease of the lungs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
1T WILL PAY YOU TO SEND SIX CENTS
FOR POSTAGE

II w ILL FAY YOU To SEND SIX CENTS
FOR POSTAGE
For the magnificently illustrated catalogue
Fifteen Hundred 1llustrations) of the
MERMOD & JACCARD JEWELRY CO.,
Fourth and Locust Sts., st. Louis, Mo.
1t contains Illustrations and complete de-
scriptions of everything in the Jewelry
Line.
If you have never patronized this establish.
ment DO SO, and you will never regret it,
and will always continue thereafter to
buy from them, whatever you may wish
to purchase of
WATCHES, DIAMONDS,
SOLID SILVER AND SILVER PLATED WARE,
JEwELRY, CLOCKS,
BRoNZES, VASES,
Music BOXES, CUTLERY,
SPECTACLES, ALBUMS,
LAMPS AND SILK UMBRELLAS.
When in ST. Louis call and see as.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
k1appy Gave More.

81. louis, Mo.-A Chronicle reporter was
told by Mr.. Alfred j. Papin, of this city,
that his nephew had the most obstinate
case of inflammatory rheumatism, which
baf1ied all kinds of treatment, until st.
Jacobs Oil, the great pain-conqueror, was
used. 1t cured the young man, and he
recommends it as the greatest cure for
pains in the world,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
Beautiful Women

are made pallid and unattractive by func.
tionai irregularities, which DR.. Pierce's
''Favorite Prescription" will infallibly
cure. Thousands of testimonials. By
druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

ONE dozen small bottles of Swift's Spe-
cific Is. S. 81 cured me sound and we'll of
bad Scrofulous affection which had baf-
fled all treatment, including Hot Springs.
j. III. RAIFF, Denver, Col
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

William Oberly suicided in New
FORK recently because business didn't
90 right, and he had lost twelve chill
dren by death in the last eighteen
ueonthS.-M Y. Snn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

A PURE strengthening tonic, free from
whisky, cures dyspepsia and similar dis
eases. It has never been equaled. Browns
Iron Bitters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

Tho~OA ehol~or a.,
Aiousn Stianen IA
every joint and hoer
with fever and apue.
OF pinous remittenL
the system NAV vet
he froad +-o,o tha
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs for Coughs
and Colds: "The only article which has done
me good service. Iwant nothing better."-
ReU. r. II. Craig, OtiSUille, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

A VIRGINIA thief escaped from jail by
crawling through stove-pipe. Wonder If
he was sooted for that method of escape
HillidmSport Grit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

SwIFT's Specific (S S. 81 has cured me
of long-standing case of Eczema, which
has resisted all sorts of treatment.
Rev. w. j. ROBINSON,
N. Ga. Conference.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
CONSUMPTION.

ATHE frst doctor of divinity is said to
have been SO. Fiddle, D. d.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

GIRLS, when an eligible youth pops the
question. never say: 81 should blush to
twitter." Always observe: 81 scream to
calculate. "-DetrOit Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

REDDING's Russia Salve is uneoualed for chill
blains, chapped hands, frost bites, etc. Try it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

To CURE sore throat, gargle with Piso's
Cure for Consumption. % cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

WADLEY, GA.-Dr. 81. l.. Battle, Jr.,
says: "Brown's Iron Bitters are very pop
uiar in this section and give entire satisfac-
fian,nt
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

SHEBoYGAN, WIs.-Dr. S. B. Myers says:
81 recommend Browns Iron Bitters for
general debility, loss of appetite and want
of strength"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

SPEAKING of visiting, did it ever occur
to you that the telephone girl answers
more "calls' in one day than other ladies
do in month?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

WHO says it is unhealthy to sleep in
feathers? Look at the spring chicken, and
see how tough he is.-Erchdnge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

"IN money Matters" said miserly old
fellow, "treat strangers as though they
were your relatives"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

WHEN giraffe wants to drink, he knows
what Ia long felt want it is.-N. o. Plea
yuRe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
flies, reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin. loc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

Buchu-paiba." Complete cure, all an
noying Kidney Diseases, irritation. 81.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

WOULD a law against tight lacing be
lnimical to the freedom of contracts:-
Boston Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15
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] WELVETEEMs

Looks equal to
Silk Velvet, and
costs one third as
much.
The Pile is fine,
deep and rich. The
finish is soft and
silky. The eolors
are perfectly uni
form. The tints
are bright and
beautiful, harmo-
nizing with the Ia.
test and most fash
ionable shades in
Dress Goods They
are durable and
handsome. They
are wal'ra n t e d.
They do not fade.
They do not spot.
They are n o t
harsh and heavy,
like ordinary Vel
veteen. They are
not sire axe d.
They can not be
dist n & Il i S h e d
from Lyons Silk
Velvet. They are
not equaled by
any other make.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

VERY few men are SO stingy that they
will not share kiss with pretty girl
Boston Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

THOUGH the East River bridge is without
a rival, it has two piers.-N 7. Graphic.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

STOVE up yet?-Chicago Times. Thank
you; we don't get stove up.-Ou City Der
rick.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

Skinny Men. wells Health Renewer''
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

NEVER lie on the left side-in fact, never
lie at all.-N. y Independent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-11-15

"Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishneSs, restlessness, worms Tasteless.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
Court Notes.

The case against Emma J. Van Epps, who is charged with abortion on the person of Mary Canavan, was on trial Saturday after noon before Judge Studley. Mary Canayan, the principal witness in the case, testified to the fact of her visit to Mrs. Van Epps' resi- dence in Roberts, block, Hartford with Fred. Chapman, and her subsequent trip to this city with Mrs. Van Epps. She said that she went to Dr. Browns with Mrs. Van Epps, and afterwards she was taken to Mrs. Cle- ments' on Olive street in this city. About A week after Mrs. Van Epps called to see her. Then Mir. Pickett asked this witness, What happened during the week at Mrs Clements? MT. Case, at torney for Mrs. Van Epps, objected, when a long legal squabble followed between the attorneys. MT. Case claimed that the prose- cutting attorney had no right to investigate the doings of pr. Thomson, which he was evidently intending to do by the question he had put He said Dr. Thomsons case was now before the Superior court, and could not be re-ha.hed before the City court Af- ter further wrsngling Judge Studley ruled the question in and it being late the further hearing was adjourned until this Monday morning at 10 o'clock.
 John H. Gibbs, the colored boy, was be- fore the City court again on Saturday morn ing charged with an assault with intent to commit rape upon the person of Margaret Annie Thomas, seamstress in the family of Eli Whitney. This was on the night of De- cember 24 last. Miss Thomas testified that she was assaulted by a man about 10 o'clock at night as she was about entering Mir. Whit neyIs house. The witness could not identify Gibbs as her assailant. Judge Blydenburgh appeared as counsel for Gibbs and closely cross-questioned the witness. No new facts were brought out on the cross-examination. The further hearing in the case was ad- journed until next Saturday.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
5z!z&zh @zAzn-
Are the Purest and Rest

SISSOsS . 0tSG LEldO0a
 They are compounded from Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mandrake and Dandeion,-the oldest, best and most valuable medicines in the world and contain all the best and most curative properties of all other remedies, being the greatest Blood Purifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and Health Restoring Agent on earth. No disease or ill health can possibly long exist where Hop Bitters are used, so varied and perfect their operations.
 They give new life and vigor to the aged and infrm. To all whose employments cause irregu- larity of the bowels or urinary organs, or who require an Appeti- ger, Tonic and mild Stimulant, Hop Bitters are invaluable, being highly curative, tonic and stimu- lating, without intoxicating.
 No matter what your feelings or symptoms are, what the disease or ailment is, use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until you are sick, but if you only feel bad or. miserable, use Hop Bitters at once. It may save your life. Hundreds have been saved by so doing. $500 will be paid for case they will not cure or help.
 Remember, Hop Bitters is no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best Medicine ever made; the Invalid's Friend and hope," and no person or family should be without it. cs,
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
Gen. eran,.s Tho roushns...
Washington Correspondence of the Boston Tray
 eIlerJ

eI1er.J
 Ex-Postmaster-Genera Oreswe11 said re gently, while speaking of Gen. Grant: He is, in many respects, the most remarkable man that have ever met When was appointed Postmaster General took great pains to look for the government of the department, and had them ct my fingers ends. Then care fully laid out a general policy which thought would furnish the best and most complete service to the country. It was not until after some weeks of deliberation that I finally ventured to lay the matter before President Grant for his approval Well, one day was up at the White House, and made up my mind that my plan was laid so securely that there would be no difficulty in procuring it's adoption by the President. 1 brought the matter to Gen. Grants attention, and he told me to go ahead and express my views freely and fully. He was sitting in chair putting away at cigar as I went over my plan pa tiently, until thought at last that I was making myself tiresome, as the President did not seem to be paying me the attention which thought the subject deserved. fin ishsd my story however, and he told me to call the next day and he would give me his decision. The next day I was at the White House at the appointed time, and, intensely to my surprise, the President took up the points of my policy one by one and discussed them with an amount of information on the duties of the Postmaster General which had never dreamed of He told me that he agreed with the policy as 8 whole, but that there were some points on which he did moi hold the same views as those which had ad- vanced. Then he took them up and exposed the flaws with so much hard common sense that afterward wondered why I did not see defects myself before. At our first interview thought that he was hardly paying me the ordinary politeness which the occasion seemed to demand, but the second visit assured nae that, not only had he listened most iRtently to what had to say, but that he had de- voured every idea had advanced"
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
MRS. E. M. JEROMES Corresponding Secretary
CnIIegaItems.


 There will be meeting of the jnnior class
 next Wednesday morning for the purpose Of eIectine class historians at 9:3O a. m. in the presidents old lecture room.
 l The Record offers the following prizes $10 | for the best light essay, humorous or other wise $1O for the best story or sketch i; 1 $IO for the largest number of published yer
 ses. The decision will be announced in the
 last issue of the fall term.
 Dr. Barbour gave very interesting talk at 1 the evening meeting in old chapel yesterday. | He spoke of the object of the college, why l the students are governed as they are, and the need for the support of the prayer | meetings The present Sunday evening meeting in old chapel is what was formerly 8 required evening service. It was thought I best to make attendance voluntary and the students really ought to take more interest than they do in supporting 1t. 1t IS not, all things considered advisable to have reV1V- alists visit the college, as they would distract ! the students from their studies All such distractions should be avoided. In view of this fact the students ought to support the regular prayer meetings freely and generous Iy.
 In spite of what is very obviously serious
 risk to the life and safety of the students who room in the college dormitories, especially i the buildings in the ''old brick row." there
 has as yet been no provision made for fire \ escapes. Escape from the upper stories of ! one of the dormitories in case of fire at night | would be well nig gh impossible The con ! struction of the buildings, the entries which l would furnish sure means of transferring 1 the flames from one floor to another, the
 narrow stairways and the height of the up- per stories from the ground would make loss | of life almost a certainty. Because the col | leges have been singularly free from serious diasters of this kind in the past is no reason ! for further delay in furnishing proper means | of escape. The remedy is so simple and of
 such meager expense that it seems strange | the matter has not been attended to. Prob ! ably not until few lives have been lost will 1 the authorities be awakened to a sense of | their duty in this particular.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
fmantiid.
NEw YonK. March s1.

NEW YORK, MAT0R 31.
 The market remained to- day, as 1t has remained for many day past, almost entirely at the beck and call of Board room traders. These traders however did not let the day pass without making things mod erately lively They opened the market with much pushing up the favoriteE fraction or two' allowed prices to weaken and finger about midday, and finally closed them strong and at figures quite good If not better than thoss at yesterdays closing. The bank statement by comparison was A good one. Treasury disbursements and the inflow of currency from the West and South beginning to tell favoraby upon the price of call 1oans while the banks getting into better position, showing they do to-day gain in of $1 1925. Treas ury statlstics extremely favorable in that they show for the eight months ending February 2s in of exports imports of S88565, ,13S. On April the government will commence to prepay S5, 900 of the bonds called for May l. It is denied that the bonds held by the State of New York will shown any preference regards time of payment Oregon Transcontinental and the Northern Pacihcs were the only stocks that showed any particular founded upon real and sound is only the outward and visible sign of inward and specua- tive job. The stock market closed quiet but firm. Money on call loaned at per cent as the genera! rate The arket, however, sensitive and in the | last hour 10 per cent. was paid.
 l Foreign exchange was quiet but steady. Actual business was done at 4s1a4s116 for bankers sixty day bills, 4s3A<a4.s5 for demand, 4.s44a4sa1 for l cables and 497zSa4.s .s01l for commercial.
 1 Governments closed firm.
 [Closing prices reported the private wire of 1 BUENELL SCRANTON, Bankers and Brokers.l
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
A REAL S KIN GU R E,

There is only one, and that with simple name.- 'My sE, 1Ohch has been coUered Sith scaly sores become cLedn, smooth and soft c lGdys. My hands 1ceTe coUered sch little dry Scabs. They haes diadp- pedred and Pns better thdp haue been fo1 tsuenty years, using Dr. Benson's Skim cttTe"-A M. Noble, Selma. N. C., July 8, 1884 Dr. Benson's Skin Cure consists of internal and external treatment at same tine and it makes tbe skin white soft and Ernooth It contains poison ous drugs. $1. 1t druggiats'.
 s,I had Salt RheuDt foT 19 years. Four packages oJ Dr. Bensons Skin Cure entirely cured ne."-F F. La veIle, Merced, Cal. $1. at druggIsts'.
 Dr. Benson's Skin Cure consists of internal and external treatment at same time, and it makes the skin white soft and smooth. It contains poison. ous drugs. $1. at dEuggdsts.
 -"Dr Bensons SEisl Cure eradicGted my pintpEes They to break contislsGHy." Steve T. Harrt Son. Rochester, N Y. $1. at druggists.
 Dr. Bensonis Skin Cure consists of internal and external treatment at same time and 1t makes the skin white, soft and smooth. It contains no poison ous drugs. $1. at druggistG.
 -"FOr -four gears 5eTed agony from c skfn dis ease. Dr. Benson's SEtn Cure cured me-" O. B. Me Donald. Plantersvine, Ala. s1. at druggists'.
 -'Fm happy to say Dr. Be1lsoH's Skfn Cu1 has cured EezenG of the scap. of jour years stand 'l Jno. A. Andrews, Atty at Law, Ashton, III. $a. at druggists'.
 -Dr. Bensons Skin Cure consists of internal and akin white, soft and smooth It contains no poissD- ous drugs $1. at drugeiats'.
 -"FiUe doctors; end of nsediefne no rsse1 Dr BensOns Skin Cure has drfOsn alcav aH srpt0ns and Pm nearly sueR."-Ida c. Young, Hamilton, III.
 c. N or.ttendan, Sole wholesale Agent fer Dr. 0. ". Benson's Remedies, 116 Fulton St., New York.
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
Chicago Grain and Provision Market
 Regular Board. Closing prices telegraphed by 0. E. FoEs & Co. to Edwin Rowe, 2 and Stone street, New York.
New York Produce Market.

Wheat, 63 cars corn, 300 cars; oats, AS cars hegs, 5000.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
SxilruxOs, &e.
New York, New Haven & Hartford l El Il LNs.Ea | Gs&I. 2S2gl

New York, New Haven & Hartford
 R. R., Feb. 18th, 1883. Trains Leave New Haven as Follovvss FOR NEW YeRK-*s 55, A IS, A 2s s 20. 80. .7 So B 10, 30, g 70 6. m., 12 noon, T 50, 230 to Bridgeport, 8 S5. %, s %, 4o. T s5, 15 to Bridgeportl 45, 8 34, g 15 D. m. Sundays 8 55. A IS a. m., 4 co, 15 p. m.
 Washington Night Express via Harlem River-Leaves at Il 30 D. m, stops at Bridge port, South Norwalk and Stamford FOR BOSTON via SPRINGFIELD-*12 58. 8 %, ~10 40 m, T 21, 12, .6 2s P n. sundays. s12 5s a H9 FOR BOSTON via NEW LONDON AND PROVIDENCE -.12 45. os, 10 4s a. m., 4 10 Boston Ez., p. m. Sundays, 12 45 a. m.
 For Boston via Hartford and N. Ys cG Ne E. RR.-%2 30 8. ID.
 FOR SPRINGFIELD &c.-"12 Is, (s2 30 6. to Hart ford) .12 5ss O5, Oo, .10 4o 10 50 E. m to Mer- idenl T 21, 12, 55 (to Hartfordl +6 28, 12 P. Sundays. s12 58 a. m.
 FOR NEW LONDON, &c.-+12 45, 03, 10 4S a m., 40, (420, g 15 p. m. to Guilford), 20 p. m. Sundays +12 45 a.
 VIA B. & N. Y. AIR LINE DIVISION for Middletown, Willimantic &c.-Leave New Haven for all gta- tions st 30 8. (mixedl, 50 &. m, 15 p. m.s 623 p. m., connect at Middletown with Conn. Valley RR and at Willimantio with N. r. & N. E. and N. L. & N. RR., at Turnerville with CoLCHEs- TER BRANCH. Trains arrive in New Haven at 937a. m, 40, 15 [mixed) 8 20 p. m.
 E. M. REED, Vice President. &1n
Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nerv ous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood &c., will send recipe that will cure you free of charge. This great remedy was dis Send self addressed envelope to the Rev Joseph T. Inman, Station D, New York city
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02

''Better bear present evils than fly to those unknown. Better still use Kidney Wort and make your present evils fly to parts un- known. If you find yourself getting bilious head heavy, mouth foul, eyes yellow, kidneys disordered, symptoms of piles tormentine you, take at once few doses of Kidney Wort. Use it as an advance guard-either in dry or liquid form-it is efficient. m3O 6d1W
 It is not necessary to enter into particulars in referring to the complicated organic and functional difficulties to which the more deli cate classes of American women are subject dia E. Pinkham's Great Remedy for all these troubles has an unbounded popularity.
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-04-02
Wilkie Collins' last storY is called

Wilkie Collins last story is called My Lady's Money" In this country it would have been Mother in-Law has got the Stamps" or "The Old Woman is We'll Heeled," remarks paragrspher. All Amer jeans do not employ such outrageous slang phrases as the above. In speaking of Ely's Cream Balm, however, they do say sIs's perfect, '' tits as fragrant as flowers, and certain death to catarrh," &o., &c. This Balm is not liquid or snuff, and is easily test its efficacy. "One in our family had ca- tarrh for 8 years," said R. w. Merrill, Sec y Phoenix Manuf'g. Co.,, Grand Rapids, Mich. ''She Intellectually tried other remedies and several speciality doctors in Boston. Ely Cream Balm has restored her health and hearing, which were considered incurable D Try it, reader. Price, 50 cents.
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