The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1883-11-01
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

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The pumpkin pie prevalent.
Thunder storm last Monday.
Crush Hats at Jos. Woerner's.
Look up your last years overcoat.
F. P. Filbert has gone into the paten
pump business.
Want Of care does US more damage
than want of knowledge.
Wheat is reported as looking well il
various parts Of the State.
Look out for F. P. Filbert's Maiolics
Ware.
The birds have about. all gone south t
winter over.
F. NJ. Chrissman had a fine horse sto
len last Saturday night. He offers $15(
reward.
M. L. Holt, Esq, has gone to Tennes'
zee ON legal business. Will return next
Saturday.
New style Neckties at Jos. Woerner's'
In all Intellectual pursuits a lull must
come, or the mind will give way. The
base ball season is pretty near over.
A good crop of fine oranges is expect
ed from Florida soon. Some windfalls
of inferior quality are already in market.
WaitforF. P. Filbert's Maiolica Ware.
The boys probably never gathered SO
many hickory nuts as they have this
season.
Raw oysters taken three times a day
are warranted to be the best remedy on
earth for a cough or cold.
A little girl noticing flock of noisy
chattering sparrow, said, "Mamma, l
guess they're having a sewing society.
Mems Caps, 6Oc., worth s1.Oo, at Jos.
Woerner's.
This is a dangerous time of the year
in which to lie about your corn husking
powers.
A cotemporary speaks of the ladies as
sour leisure SEX" However they may
be spoken of, they keep the opposite sex
pretty busy.
The reduction of postage meets with
universal favor, but the new postal note
is condemned. A new note, with less
complications, will probably be issued.
Beautiful Majolica Flower Pots Vases.
for sale at F. P. Filbert's only.
There is never anything made by "
ing about your neighbors. Nine times
out of ten yos will get the worst of the
bargain.
Keep POUR eyes on our advertising col
umns and you will keep posted as to who
is offering the best bargains in fall and
winter goods.
Crush Hats, all the go. The only
place to find all the latest styles OF Hats
and Caps is at Jos. Woerner's.
An exchange remarks that school girls
who chew gum and eat slate pencils will
be tickled to learn that this country pro-
duced V e 200, 600 900 pickles this year.
You can save 10 to 15c. on a pair of
gloves at Jos. Woerner's.
For RENT-A house with four rooms,
a good lot and other conveniences. Lo-
cation south of Cooks grain house. APP
ply to G.. F. Brooke, First National
Bank.
The manageable young lady is max
ing great count of the fact that 1884 is
leap year. Look out, boys, Oh you will
be gobbled up like a grasshopper by a
hungry hen.
Chew Red Cross Tobacco. For sale
at F. P. Filbert's.
Trial proves that honesty is the best
policy in medicine as well as in other
things. Ayers sarsaparilla is a genuine
preparation, an u~nequalled blood purif-
er, decidedly superior to all others.
Almanacs for 1884 are on tap. They
tell us that only one eclipse will be visi-
BILE in this country next year, and that
will be a total eclipse of the moon on the
morning of April 10. r-
Fur top Kid Gloves, 50c., same you
pay 81 for elsewhere, at Jos. Woerner's.
Some men take no interest in the well
fare of the community, save their own
personal and selfish advantage. To be a
good citizen requires n to look after
the welfare of his neighbors.
Potatoes are said to be the only food
on earth that contains within itself all
the essential elements to maintain hui
man life. All other food has to be al
ternated with something else.
Call and see F. P. Filbert's Hanging
Lamps. 80.
A Georgia man has invented a steam
buggy. Its speed is about a mile in three
minutes. The speed of the first horse
that laid eyes on it has not been com
puted. H't POI
1t is said to be a good plan to burn 6
little sulphur in the cellar occasionally
The fumes sweeten the air and kill the
germs which faint the butter and meat
and will do no harm in a sanitary way
See the Calf Front Knit Mittens fol
75c. at Jos. Woerner's.
Now that the shooting season has open
ed, the man who takes his gun by thu
muzzle and draws it towards himsel
will stand a good chance to get himsel
shot, and to furnish a local item for tn,
newspapers.
There is one good thing about this tw,
cent postage. The swarm of spring poet
won't be compelled to face the dreadful
fact that the stamp on the envelope i
worth three times as much as the poer
inside. 1t will only be worth twice a
much.
Silk Handkerchiefs %, 40 and so cts
elegant varieties, at Jos. Woerner's.
Listen to how old DR.. Mary Wake
talks to "eum cheWerS.n She saws ths