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A Vermont editor, in publishing one oi
Byron's poems, changed the words "oh
Godsl" to "oh goshl" because the former
was too proia ne for his readers
"Nerve" said the young man of his
friend, why, Jacks got heap of nerye'
He wasn't embarrassed bit the first time
he went to a barber's to let shaved"
"Why, Smith, what dreadful state o!
ntoxieation you were in" "This dre'fu
state of 'toxicaLion? Just oughter see me
tn other night. This 'sonly Ter'tory ta
It."
The moral side of it--"And so, Miss
Fuller, you think Miss johnson did wrong
to go on the stage in tights?" "Indeed ]
do. Why, her limbs are as thin as pipe
stems.
''Gentlemen," >" said the Texas man in the
restaurant when the waiter dumped plate
of hot soup down his back, gentlemen,
don't laugh" As he had risen to his
leet and drawn two reYolVss, HE wis
we're respected.
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ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken OIL
yorp rest by sick child suffering and cry.
ING with pain Of cutting teeth7 1fso, send
At once and get bottle Of Mas. wiNsLow's
SOOTHING sYRuP FOR CHiLpREN 1RErHlHa.
Its value is incalculabe. 1t will relieve the
DOOR little sufferers Immediately. Depend
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II. II cures aysentery and diarrhocs ,regu-
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and gives tone aud energy TO the whole svs-
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Taste. and is the prescription Of one OF the
oldest aud best female physicians and
nurses in the United States. aud is for sale
by oil druggists throughout the world.
Priee rs cents bottle.
ballot girls-femaie voters.
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REPLY.

The oil method of clearing out the sort
by drawing ,arred rope back aud fnrtl
between the claws ni foot had the merit o
simplicity, though it was harsh aud inhu
man. A more rational ana humane treat
mcnt is to wash the wound thoroughly will
soap -suds, warm and strong; trim ava,
with sharp knife any protruding portions
Of skin or horn, and apply some healing
ointment. The tar and tallow preparation
named is good, though the tar alone would
probably keep the dirt out better and Is
quite as healing. II there is proudflPsh
which there is quite apt to be, it should be
treated with some kind of caustic prepar
alton before applying the tar That most
commonly used in this disease is a mixture
Of suIphuric acid and urine Sometime,
blue or white vitriol is substituted for lhs
acid. Sometimes white lye, made by soak
ing wood ashes in a small quantity Of wat.
er, answer as well as more
cIustic preparation. The animals must be
kert outof the mud while the wounds hea
and il they are allowed much exercise !
pledget of some sort should be kept be
tween the claws to prevent an a abrasion
OF the parts Breeders Journal.
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ALL FOR NOTHING.
WAY the Doctor Was Disguised, and what
Might have boen Done vvithouthim.

Might have bocn Done withoutbim.
"Well, wife, SAID DR.. E. as he entered
his house which was situated 10 cosy vii.
lage in Central New York. II have got back
from long ann dre,ry ride away down
among the mountains, aud all to no purpose
whatever. Tho messenger said the man
wouldn't live TIL morning, when the fact
is he had only an ordinary attack Of collie. If
the s,mpletons hal only had sense enough TO
put a BENSON'S CAPUINE POROUS
PLASTER on his stomach he would have
been all right In an hour or two. But some
folks are slow to l'arn," added the old
physician, swallowing the cup OF stcaming
tea which his wife had just poured for him.
Dr. E. was ri4ht, yet people do learn,
ven though slowly. Tho rapidly increasing
use OF Benson's plaster proves this beyond
question, and the good doctors are certain to
be saved much Of their needless toll. In all
diseases capable Of being affected by plns-
ter Bensons acts efilcIentlyand at once. The
genuine have the word CAPUINE cut in tho
centre. Price rs cents Seabury & johnson,
Chemists, New York.
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Several fmy cows are badly eifec'e
with the foot rot, and ii is spreading in n
herd Heretofore we have.sometiines les,
troubled with it, while in the early par
Of the season, but We haye had little occas
ion to treat il, aud then only So far as l.
clean the inot out and pour in little ho
tar and talluw. But this been an unusual, J.,
unfayorable season, and it has got the star
Of us and does not yield TO our usual ueal
ment. The cows in going u and from past
ure cross a tract of clay which, when wet
svery unctunus aud penetrat,s every crack
and crevice of the foot, but which whe,
lry. becomes alm"st as hard as a piece @
pottery. This apparently very much agra
Yates the difficulty. Will you suggest ,
course OF treatment that is si nple and rel.
able?
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Ruin Wrought in the Forest.

How depressing it is 10 see acres of trees
rcut down in the midst Of q noble forest.
How saddening il is also TO zee that thin
spot in the midst of your otherwise ubund
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N"r faded hair. E Economical, as a slight, oc.
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f Can policeman who chases and
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1t is amusing 10 watch n eros, eyed
minister read the grand old him, al will
lead you With mine eye."
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NIscELLArEouH.

Every farmer should at least have one
county paper, and that paper should be the
ADvOoATE, which contains all the latest To-
cal news. Only SI.OO a year.
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MOscow's New Cathedral.

The conservation of the new historical
Cathedral of the Savior, on the banks of
the Moskvs river, took place to-day in
the presence of the emperor and empress
the whole of the imperial family and the
elite of Russian and foreign society now
in Moscow. To make the historical sig
ni6canee Of the event more complete,
there we're present two or three veterans
who as very young men witnessed the
"hesrt of Russia" burn with ardent
patriotism against the invading legions
Of Napoleon l., in 1912. The history of
the erection of this magnificent and i'm
posing monument is . curious and inter.
esting one. BY special ukase of Alex.
ander l., dated January 9Th Of the year
following the expulsion Of the French,
both Russian and foreign architects were
invited to compete for tho construction
Of the present commemorative cathedral,
and the choice Of the emperor fell upon
the plans submitted by Witberg, the son
of Swede residing ct st. Petersburg,
and member Of the Academy Of Arts.
Witberg, although not an architect by
profession, managed by dint Of hard
study to produce . most original
design, but was unfortunate IN
selecting his site for the structure.
On the oath OF October, 1917, the
foundation was laid with great pomp
and solemnity by Alexander Paulowitch.
attended by foreign princes, on the slope
Of the Sparrow hills, from which NapOl
con took his last look ct the burning
city. The work Of building went on un.
til the emperor's death, when il came to
. stapdstill in conseQ uenco Of 3 disagree.
mont between tho members Of the com.
mission of construction and . general
disbelief in the fitness of the position
chosen for building ofsuoh vast dinsn-
sioos. Witbsrg, TOO. notwithstanding
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that he had been baptized into the Ortho-
thodox Church TO avoid offending
Russian feeling, was always viewed with
marked dislike by his colleages, and was
at last accused of wasting and misappro-
priating public money. The result was
that, in 1927, he and the other members
of the commission we're brought to trial
and condemned to exile in Siberia. Sew
eral years afterward Witberg returned
to St. Petersburg and died there penni-
less. Twenty two years after the laying
of the first stone on the Sparrow hills,
the foundation of the present cathedral,
built after the design of the second arch
itect, was laid on the bank of the river
nearer the Kremlin by the Emperor
Nicholas. The building, as it now stands,
is of the usual Russian Byzantine order
of architecture, and both in external and
internal beauty and wealth of decoration
is unsurpassed by any other cathedral in
Russia, not excluding even that of st.
Isaac in st. Petersburg. Its cost is cal.
culated at $4,000, 900 roubles.-Moscow
Corr. London Times.
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Uncle Sans Great Creditors.

The treasury has paid the June inter
est on United States bonds. The Herald
prints list of some OF the largest hold.
ers. Mr.. Vanderbilt heads the list with
$37 ,000, 900. A year ago he had $50 900,
600, but he has disposed of $13, 900, 600
for some purpose. The next largest
about $50 200, 600. As some of them are
coupon bonds, the amount OF her hold.
idg cannot exactly be told. Ten years
ago A. Il. Stewart had $40 ,000, 900 in
bonds, the most of them being skies. Mr..
Gould has $4,000, 900 in registered
bonds and q large number of coupon
bonds, which he keeps to use as collat-
erals in Wall street, when he needs large
sums OF money. The California million.
aire, Mr.. Flood, is the next largest
holder. He has Sic, 900, 900. Then there
Is an estate in Boston and three or four
persons in New York, who haye each
$40, 900 900, and lady in New York, un.
married too, has So 900 600, and the es.
tate of Moses Taylor, in New York, has
$4,000, 900. and D. 0. Mills. Whitelaw
Reid's father-in-law, "a, 00O, 900. On the
other side of the water Ameriorn securi-
ties are very popular and are preferred
to those of other nations, because the
rate of interest is higher than that paid
by any other great power. The house of
the Rothschilds owns nearly one-quarter
of Americas whole bonded debt, as, in
Guiding all the bankers of that name
they have $400, 0OO, 900
Baron Leopold and Sir Nathan Meyer
De Rothschild each own $50, O0O, 900,
and the head of the Vienna house has
$25 900 900 in his own right. The rea.
son, have heard, for their putting such
extraordinary amounts into American
bonds, is that political and social sys.
TENS are every day becoming more and
more uncertain in Europe, and, there
fore, if general breakup should OCCUR
in the continent or in England, enough
would be left in the securities OF the
great republic to make them all very
comfortable indeed. Lady Hannah De
Rothschild, who married the Earl of
Roseberry year or two ago, brought to
her really impoverished husband $40.
600. 900 in American four-and a.halfs |;
the Duke Of Sutherland 5,0OO, 900, and
Sir Thomas Brassey 5000 .OO0.-Oin-
cinnati Commercial Gazette.
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A wAvK
Q Being In thy dissol ution known

Q Being In thy dissol ution known
Most lovely then;
o Lie that ever has to die alone.
To live again:
o bounding heart that still must bow and break
10 touch thine end;
O broken purpose that must failure take
And desthward bend
For the great tide to stretch from rock 10 rock
His shining way;
Wandering WIN that from the furthess shock
Ofsea deep gray,
Silver constraint OF secret light on high
Leads safe to shore:
o lying Rapture that doth iuly sigh.
And evermore
within thy 10y the wailful voices keep:
see thee now.
A Son Of the unfstbomable deep
Aud trembling know
1Ae crowned shadow of mans oppoeites.
The forces dread
mat sway him into being, blanched with lights
OF thunder bred;
A poised Passion wrought from central breath
Of whirling storms
And evermore deathless life In death,
That still reforms.
AID thou. mans prototype In varying moods.
Didst lonely beat
The vacant shores and specifies solitudes
With silver feet
through the great cons wandering forlorn
In search of him,
A. rose and fell like vacant flames. lone mora
And evening dim,
Ire light had grown articulate in love,
Or silence knew
Herself a. worship. Then didst thou ever move
Beneath the blue
And incommunicsble mystery,
About thy shore;
A viAble yesrning OF the earth and ses.
That evermore
Plnng ont white arms to catch at some far good
Yet unfulh filled,
And falling sobted and sank In solitude
With heart unstllled
4 voice that ever crying as OF old
In deserts dumb,
With hollow tongue reverbsrate foretoid
life to come. -Ellice Hopkins.
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A Vienna Centennial.

Vienna is intending to celebrate next
September its defense against the Turks,
two hundred years ago, and its rescue by
King John Sobieski Of Poland. No
more useful mode of recalling q remark
able event, says the London Times,
could have been devised than the publ
cation, undertaken by the director OF
the Imperial War Archives, of the mill
tary operations and ornaments. The
whole is Of q nature to fill IN important
page in history, and is as picturesque a.
1t should be instructive. Internal agi-
tations bore as great part in the crisis
to which the Austrian capital pearly sue
ror Leopold had enough OF the obsti-
macy Of his family to excite discomfort,
and none of the family force of charac.
ter to quell or confront it. Attempts
to interfere with national liberties hadl
resulted in . general rising of the Hun
garians. They offered to ally them
selves with Turkey, and Mahomet Nv %.
gerly accepted their terms. Hungary
occupied the Austrian troops and opened
the road to Vienna to 3O0, 900 men, un.
der the Grand Vizier Kara Mustaphs.
Leopold fed to Linz, and the me-
tropolis was formally besieged. Much
to its honor, it held out brsvely, al
though resistance seemed vain. Such an
army Is had been gathered Of Austrisus,
6axons and Bavarians could not ven.
ture to assault the intrenched Otto
man camp, and . breach had already
been made in the walls. North German
dislike TO Austrian fsnsticism and az
gressiveness combined with the intrigues
Of Louis XIV to isolate the city. Mate.
rial succor Was not even hoped for, ex-
cept from Poland; and at one time Pope
Innocents and the Emperors suprlica.
tions for Polish Intervention seemed
doomed to disappointment. Had the
French envoy at Cracow succeeded in
his mission to corrupt the Polish diet
Cbristendom must have been shamed by
the fail Of Vienna. Happily his dssigns
were bafiied, and Sobieski was enabled
to equip force of thirty thousand SOL
diers. With this addition the army Of
relief did not exceed seventy thousand.
Yet it WAS sufficient under him, to break
in pieces the enormous Turkish and Tar
tar host before nightfall Of September
18th. Although subsequent csmpaign
ives needed to clear to kingdom of Otto
man garrison, Sobieaki's later victories
OF Parksuy and Gran only confirmed the
Lesson Of the 18th Of September. The
siege Of Vienna and il relief on that day
represent the conflict between the Crocs
and Crescent, . high water mark never
aStervafd 70 b passsd.
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JoLAY OLD GEoRoE III.-The court OF
Queen Victoria has been distinguished
by infinitely more formslity and stiff.
ness than that Of her grandfather. Chss.
knight, who was born and bred ct Wind.
sor, says: 1.-The king would sometimes
stand half an hour in the park to see the
boys at cricket, and heartily would he
laugh when the wicket Of some confident
urchin went down ct the Arst ball, but
We did no. heed him. His face was -
familiar to us as our writing masters.
There was ~ little parade ~ can we'll be
imagined in the movements Of George
III and his family. and infinitely more
state in great noblemen's houses in
Windsor. / have NO recollection OF hsv
ing, when . child seen the king with ATTY
Of the appendages Of royalty, except
when he went to town to hold . levee.
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A Scullion Who Became q Duke.

The death is announced OF the Duke
di Ripalda, the owner of the famous For.
nesina palace at Rome. the walls OF
which are adorned with some OF
Raphsels finest frescoes. The Duke
was not one of those who can trace back
their ancestry to the time of the Cru
sades. His beginnings we're in fact OF
the humblest. He vas for long time 9
scullion in the kitchen of Marshal Mar.
vaez. an occupation to which he eventu-
ally added that Of barber-in- ordinary to
his master. In this capacity his good
looks and graceful figure attracted the
notice of Queen Christina, and she took
it into her head to adopt him as her pro-
tege. he evidently turned his opportu-
mites to the best account for he died q
miliionaire.-St. James Gazstte.
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NEWS NOTES,

Three of five elephant seals recently
placed in the Philadelphia geological
gardens have died.
mond are paying 81 per $1,000 for con-
federate bonds.
Forty.seven liquor dealers in Cincin.
natl have paid their Scott law ASSESS
ments, aggregating 900.
A lady of Vicksburg. Miss, has sued
the city for 1904. 80 damages for rock
taken off her property.
Dukes, the murderer, left property
valued at from $4,000 to $12, 900, a great
deal of it in western lands.
The bodies of two ladies' were sent
to Washington, Pa, from New York for
cremation recently.
The English sparrows which have col.
onized Pennsylvania have been doomed
by statute to determination.
A census of Portland, Me-, has Just
been taken, which shows q population of
IS, 800, an increase of 1000 in three
years.
The cost of profane expressions uttered
in public in fredericksburg, Va. is
81. 30 each, according to recent de.
cision.
Lightning from q clear sky killed two
cattle dealers at Bay St. Louis and
melted the gold and silver coins in their
pockets.
Alderman Kelly, of Cincinnati, DELHI
erately shot wag named James Toal for
exchanging hats with him at fire en-
CINE house.
Recently George w. Humphreys, Of
Plymouth, Mass, obtained SIC, 800 dam.
ages for injuries received in collision
on the Ola Colony railroad.
A land sink occurred at the head of
Swift creek, in Hamilton county, Flor.
ida, few days ago, large pine trees dis
appearing below the surface.
In Paduch two English sparrows tried
to drown each other in u street gutter.
The struggle was a long and desperate
one, and finally, one got the head of the
other under water and kept it there un-
til life was extinct.
A company has been organized in New
Orleans to build o railroad to the jetties.
The charter authorizes the company to
construct warehouses, harbors, piers,
wharves, ETC.. at the junction of the rail-
way with the sea or river.
Five beggars, hailing from Jerusalem,
were arrested at Mansfield, June 10Th,
and were found to have $500 in gold
coin, checks for 500 and registered
letter receipt showing th.t large sum
OF money had been sent by them to
Jerusalem.
A western court has decided that
pass enger whose money is stolen while
he is asleep in the sleeping car is emit
tied to recover the amount stolen on the
ground that when q company charges
for sleeping facilities" it is bound to
protect its sleeping patrons.
The awful crack of the murderer's pis.
toll is still heard in every direction, and
southwark, while the brutal
practice of lynching prisoners before
trial. by mobs. who are themselves Grim.
inals Of the worst type, seems to be
spreading in the West.-N. Y. Post.
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Bread cake fried may be . novelty to
some cooks. To two cups and half Of
bread dough, allow one cup and half
Of sugar, two eggs. quarter Of cup of
melted butter, half teaspoonful Of
salt, and little nutmeg. Knead them
well into the dough, using ~ much -four
as is needed to make Q smooth dough.
Let il rise then until it is very light, then
knead again, and cut out in fancy shapes;
lot them rise again, and fry in boiling
fat.
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The lard failure in Chicago is due in .
measure to the charges Of adultsration
against the product. and the pork manu-
fa0tursrs must begin 70 realize that their
industry hes received . severe blow in
having this charge come from . domestic
quarter. in addition 70 the poor standing
Of American pork abroad.
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kings hereafter, rs to lead them into o
more excellent way"
In truth, We are sponsors for the fu-
ture as we'll AZ pOssessors Of the present,
and are morally bound to transmit this
earth, which is ours to-day and the vigor
OF this human life, which for q span We
hold, unimpsired TO those who In the
endless procession shall come after us, a.
the miller may use the water in the river
to turn his wheel and pass it on to an.
other. but has no right to divert the
channel or poison the stream.
This brings me to what / have TO say
on heredity, q subject which concerns
you as educators in the broxdest sense,
not Of children alone but of commupi.
ties. Just now, for the purposes OF
certain ttisl, the newspapers, those blind
Samsons in the cause Of pc 3ular educa-
ton, have given ont that there is no such
thing rs hereditary disease, that the
most eminent experts have 20 stated.
Well, what my brethren Who stand away
up at the head of the class did say, try.
ing to be very exact in the use Of Ian.
guAge, feeling that they were under
oath. was. that the tendency TO insanity
was hereditary. not the disease itself.
The rose by any other name"-but in
common parlance We say, and properly
say, hereditary disease; and who're 8
great truth il involved 70 cannot afford
70 Do inhaled by any subtistiss Of exact
definition. And here I tsks oocasien 70
Say. IN answer 10 this nevspaper dictum,
that Tie hereditary character Of insanity