Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-11-02

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The Weather at 0:46 Last Might.
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sAssinnabOine Cloudy, A,
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Missouri Valley-Generaly fair weather,
eOutherly to westerly winds; stationary or Slow
" rising temperature; lower barometer.
NEWS COMMENTS. d..
REV, MR. HEM is minister in Georgia, but
he Is not hard shell Baptist.
TIE Princess of Wales is said to be incurabiy
deaf. Has she tried goose lie and turpentine.
GE1. MYERS says Vermilye is base liar. The
general appears to be rufled about something
A CONNECTICUT man got divorce the other
day and then learned that his wife had been
dead several months.
GEoRaE @. CANNON is spoken of as the next
head of the Mormon church. George is a mar
ried msn-quite much 90.
TIE New Orleans Picayune consoles dude
of that city by assuring him that - cold IN MS
head is better than nothing.
A GAY young widow in Nebraska Is advertls-
ing for husband. She has twenty-one chill
dren to stock her ranch with.
A OHAnBrRsBuRo, Pa, minister read notice
of q minstrel troupe Sunday before he knew
it. It had been slipped into his bible by wag'
John BR1aHr says he has not taken drink OF
whisky in ten years.-[Ohicago Herald. Very
few editors have 3right's disease.-[saturday
American.
WHEN Ellen Terry, the actress, reached this
country, she was greeted by crowd OF bald
heads. and was afraid to Land. She thought it
the work of savage Indians.
A MACHINE for making short people longer
and long ladies shorter is the latest. Now give
us a machine for making fat people not quite
90 voluptuous around the girth.
AsryEN-YEAR- OLD girl is lecturing in Texas
The practice her jaw will receive by the time
ahe is of a marriageabe age will ca use her to be
enyied bv every woman in christendom.
TIE Sofa bean, according to analysis sur
pa,ses other legumes in proteina. 1t the COM
mon beans don't contain proteins enough for
Won switch off onto the SOFA for while.
KAnsAs Cry Times: To the citizen of the ef-
fete east: Come out to our soft Italian climate,
and look at our soft italian Streets and wade
around in our soft Italian mud, ye denizens OF
a cold and frozen sphere.
ABEAur1FUL maid in Bis. MARK,
When the lamp was turned down for q spark,
Struggled up to her Fred,
And tremblingly said,
81 ALWAYS feel skeered in the dark"
On the steamer on which Mrs. Langtry came
over the following couplet was current among
the passengers:
eff to her face some bounteous beauties fall,
look to her feet and you'll forget them all"
VERSAILLES, KY, hen has distinguished
herself by laying an egg on the small enc o1
which is clearly marked the letter =. by the
immortal stars, brethren, that's presidential
omen. and it means 'Sammy!"
John TRuE1ovE. of Walla Walla, has been
tald since birth, and his totally naked head
looms up in the glad sunlight like the new born
eap of an ostrich
How neatly doth the maxim old
To this sad case apply,
Though he may long to join the Told,
"Truelove can never dye"
urmnrR of the Chinese legation stated the
,.her dav that in his country husband has
tho right to get q divorce from his wife II she
!, . great talker, and the Pittsburg Telegraph
th;nks its about time to quit calling these Chl-
nese barbarians.
GEO. GOULD is said to be engaged to Carrie
Astor. Some of the young lady's friends oppose
the match, but Carrie Astor mamma about 1t
and the old lady said she'd exile every relative
.be had before allowing such wealthy son"in-
law to elude her grasp.
New YORK JOURNAL: Some of the fashion
.rtioles state "the diamond rs an engagement
ring is out of style, as diamonds are so COM
,,on.,' This will give young bank cashiers .
/ q chance to get married without having the cere-
mony take place in Canada
ArAN who recently got drank in an eastern
.ovr where saloons are licensed, and was ar.
re.ted and fined, appealed the case to the circuit
.orrt on the ground that town has no right to
+ .. man for getting drunk after licensing
{ ..l,.on. to sell liquor. He won the case.
nrorEr letter from the Geyser Canyon says:
ave swung madly around curves, over whose
onter edge we could have dropped pebbles
s,..er 200 or 1000 feet, and the exhilaration of