The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-01-06
Editorial Etehings. lNorristovn Herald.

Editorial Etehings.
 lNorrissoxn Herald.
 A democratic exchange says: Cam eron feels vcry screr Al, yes: we un- derstand He has been trying to learn to skate.
 "Is the world growing betterg- Well. we supposed it was, up to the November election. Now we are not So certain about 1t.
 A London physician says that all chil- dren are born deaf This is blessed thing for the children. They can't hear themselves squawL Perhaps if they could they would use their lungs less vocifer- ously.
 Buffalo Bin is going to Europe to play on the stage. Nov if the Jesse James Dramatic Company" could also be shipped to that country, we'd be even with John Bull for sending us Osca- Wilde.
 A French chemist thinks he n resus- citate human body after i, has been frozen few weeks. He might experi- mens on Oscar Wilde. and if he missed the combination, people would be just as well satisfied.
 A strong effort is being made to have the tax on whisky and tobacco removed. If this Is effected. poor people can worry along with the present prices of beet. boots and bread. The neoessaries of life must be made cheaper.
 The new series of the Coagyfss,onai p--ae.f .NT type. an evidence of prosperity that ~e are pleased to note. The report that the Record would issue an illustrated Christ mas number appears to have been triie premature.
 We have better opinion of New Works new penal code now. A. a meeting of Socialists in that city few days ago the law was strongly denounced. Anything tha, is opposed by the Socialists may be safely accepted as avery good thing for the public at large.
 An article in an exchange is headed !" Kissed by Her Husband" Such mis- takes will occur. and there should be some remedy devised to prevent their re- curence. Per. 4ps if wives. who have pretty servant girls. would keep out ofthe hlNt.lCi4 WuCi4 II IS 0Al fC"Cs SQNH NaSSS would be recorded.
 \ Cincinnati woman has ordered a car penter ,o build her ten closets. It Is sup posed that. when they are finished. she will employ a builder io erect a one roomed house around them. And all the same she will throw her pet,i-clo;hes on chair and hang her hair on bureau knob when she goes to bed.
 We are told that the Shah of Persia pays his barber Ss 900 year This Is none too much. considering tha, when the razor inadvertently slices of piece of the Shah's chin. the tonsorial artist has his head hacked of Persians don't yearn with soulful yearnfulness for the Shah's custom, If the salary is big.
 4 Texas man has sent a chair made of twenty -four polished steers horns 10 Gov ernor-elect Bate of Tennessee. The Tex as man means well. He is determined that Tennessee politician shall at leas, once in his life get few horns a little lower than his month. Should think the governor would soon get down on such present.
 Prof. Proctor says life was not original ly brought 10 earth by the arrival of a me,eov-a fragment of some once peopled world. We are inclined to think Mir. Proctor is right in his belief. If life had been brought to this world by the eXplo- sion of an unknown globe, the papers here would have said something abou, T, at the time.
 King Omoro. of Africa, who recently died, left seven hundred,,widows. If each enc was pestenng him for seal-skin saeque for Christmas present. we are not surprised that he died at this partic- ular season of the year. And he leaves seveny-seven children. Imagine this number of youngssers going about the house on the joyous Christmas day blow ing tin horns!
 A painting vhicrcsse tAs govenm0 S4oono vas badly injured during tAs Cu- 6eId fair, which was held in the capiasl building. If the tair accomplished DO other object than to improve some of the wonderful and startling works of art for which the government paid immense sums, 1t was not held in vain. A paint ing for which the government pays S4o- 900 is never worth less than S7so.
 4 paper read before the New York his- .orical society recently discussed the question "Where is Columbus Body,' l, appears that his body was buried in only four differen, places when the last returns came in. and if enc of these was Lebanon Cemetery in Philadelphia, il is pretty difficult, to tell where his body is now. His friends should investigate the matter. and let no guilty man escape.
 I, is announced that James Gordon Bonnet, has resigned the position long held by him. of master of the foxhounds at Pau. in the Pyrenees. It has always been mystery 10 many people how Mir. Bonnet: was able to write editorials for his New York paper and a, the same time perform the onerous duties of over seeing lot of dogs in foreign country. l, IS not known whether he will now write more editorials for his paper or devote more time 10 polo.
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