The Republican journal., 1883-01-18

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It has always been the great question Of
our many patrons why we can sell DR.; end
Fancy Goods lower than our compel tors of
this city, and also compete with any house
in New England We will enlighten our Gus
toners by this expIanation-ws are associ-
ated with Two active houses that are doing
business in large manufacturing cities.
namely,
u. ". PITCHER, of LcWistOn.
E. v. UINSLOW, of laurence.
These parties provide US with LARGE
QUANTITIES of Goods which they pro-
cure direct from the MILLS, therefore the
reader can readily see that as we procure
the LARGEST PORTION of our Stock from
MANUF &C URERS, we avoid the AGENT'S
and JOBBER'S Commission
We are also CONSTANTLY in the West
ern Markets picking up SPECIAL JOBS
and CHOICE STYLES, and being connected
with the above houses, enables US to han
die larg quantities Of Go DDS than any re-
tail house in the state.
Finally we feel that we could compete
with Ironsten of the following story
Hans Pritzee, country merchant, goes
to New York to purchase Goods of three of
his brother merchants. First he calls on
Harbecker, who is very glad to see him, and
says, All, Hans, I'm gIat to see you. wants
to sell you some goods. can sale you some
goots so sheep as |you never buy dem pc
fore. wants to sell you de whole bill dis
| time.
HANS Veil, don't know GoIdstein and
| Ironstein writes me dat dey can sells me
goots SO sheep as can't buy dem.
HARBECKER Now, Hans, you don't want
anything to do NIT them DEY CAN'T sale no
goots. deiIs you, | can sale goots so
cheaper as any man in New York. delIs
you. Hans, | STRUGGLES my goots! Dink of
dat -smuggIes EN-, Hans Don't you see
| how can sale so sheep?
HANS Veil, iiarbeoker, | guess if dat is
so, you can sell Sleeper as GoIdstein or
lronstein but promised to call an see
dem, so III run around minute He drops
into Goldstein's, who rushes up, shakes hi
hands and pats MIN on the back and says :
Mein Got, Hans, you comes to de right place
dis time sure. wants to sell you all your
goots. Hans, | can give you prices as will
make you smile: can sale you goods down
SC low as you never heard Of Veil, says
Hans, | guess you can't sell me no goots dis
time. Harbecker he sales Sleeper as you
can.
GOLDSTEIN- Harbecker veil, | guess
not Harbecker he can't sale goots.
HANS But Harbecker tells me he SNUG
GILES his goots. guess he CAN sale
sheep.
GOLDSTEiN-Look here, Hans. | SNUG
gle some of my goots-Iots of 'em-an den
I've got brother vat steals. He steals like
bIazes. | guess Harbecker amt got no
brother vat steals, hey?
HANS-velI, good gracious, guess you
can sale Sleeper as Harbecker, but must
drop in and see iIvanstein, for sent him
word that would. So he calls on lvanstein
who like the other rushes forward to EN-
brace him and excIaims well, mine gra-
cious, vas ioost writing you letter. lvani
to sell you some goots. | amt selling 'em
I'm giving 'em away. Holy Moses. ain't
glad you have come in.
HANS ~ Well, lvansten, | guess you'll
have to give your goots away if you can sale
Sleeper as GoIdstein can; Wy, dat man tells
me dat he smuggIes lots of his goots. Anc
den he has brudder dat steals steals like
bIazes don's see how you can sale sc
sheep as GoIdste;n.
iVANSTelN- You listens to me, hans, vile
deIs you something. | smuggIes al! m,
foreign goods and den i've got bruddeI
VAT steals more goots dan can sale, an der
I've got sister, Hans, and my sister she
courts de Superintendent of de railroad, ar
she dead heads all my freight.
Remember ere are receiUi,ty goOd.
ddiy By boat md cars, and
uW not be na,dersOid.