The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-02-08
HThe Ills of Life!"

1t has been a subject Of wonder to
a great many people why the public
will be humbugged by quacks of one
kind and another. The most cheeky,
perhaps Of all quacks are the doc
tors" who practice their profession in
the quiet Of the town and surround
ing country, always remaining in the
same place-which fact is of course
evidence that there is no come out to
them.
Now why do people waste time and
money in little, useless, one-dollar
visits from country physicians, when
by. simply calling at the leading ho-
tells, they may obtain copy Of "Dr.
Pillslinger's Ills Of Life" a eompre-
hensive Journal of Medicine, touching
upon all the diseases known to affect
the human body? Here, now, we
have a copy; let us read it, and learn
of the Doctors greatness from the
testimony Of those who have been
permanently cured by his skill, after
all the home physicians had given the
patients up to die:
40. Smathers was cured Of cry
.sipelas, after being sorely afflicted for
years. He used but one bottle of DIR.
Pillslinger's great Life Bitters.' y
Now 10. really had the itch, and
cured himself with ten cents worth of
sulphur, after hrving thrown the bot
tie of Life Bitters over the back
fence.
"Mrs. Catharine Confidence had an
immense tumor, weighing less than
sixty-fve, removed from her, and
readily recuperated by using two bot
ties Of the Doctors favorite RENE
dy."- Catharine really had wart on
her nose, and removed it by cutting a
notch in stick, throwing the stick
away, and tying red silk thread
around the wart.
Mrs. Caroline Gull, who was dying
with consumption, took seventeen
bottles of the Life Bitters, and is now
permanently cured. VI Mrs. Gull has
been dead and buried for two years.
''Mr. John Dupe, who was almost
gone with an affection of the throa
and lungs, took a dose of DR.. Pill
singers Radical Rejuvenator, and il
a fit Of coughing threw up substanc,
which had lodged in the throat, and
after using bottle of the Doctor
Cast Iron Tonic, rapidly recovered. -
John swallowed chew Of tobacco
"puked" it up, and recuperated on
pint Of dog-leg whisky.
'Thos. Scnllion had very aggra
waited case Of catarrh, and after on
, application of DR.. Pillslingers Cat
arrh-Snatcher, found immediate re
lief Tom. had a bad cold, and at
| ter paying the Doctor twenty-five dol
, lars, he went out and blew his nose
and got well.
And so we might go on for quaint
ty. Those little explanations enclose
in brackets, In the foregoing are O
; course only the fings Of an unlearne
writer, who doesn't know anythin
about medicine. We do not believ
I in cheap article Of any kind, and o
this includes professional services, a
well as goods. Of course, a far-fame
! Specialist, who comes with great fam
a ing advance posters, and stacks Q
e testimony from cured patients, an
charges twenty-five dollars a visit, ca
cure cases that could not be reache
by a cheap country physician, VIII
I stays around home, never learns any
8 thing by rough knocks against tn
: world, and only charges from dolla
to two dollars visit. And peopl
are beginning to understand this
| They are beginning to learn that it j
| better to give fifty dollars, and hav
the great Pillslinger say the patient
absolutely certain of recovery, than t
employ home physician who will
tell the patient that his or her recov
cry must depend much upon care il
taking medicine and avoiding expo
sure.
A travelling Doctor is always tn
best especially when he is travelling
J away from you.