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Daily Republican., 1883-08-09
A Daughters Misery.

eleven years our daughter suffered
on bed of misery,
"From complication of kidney,
liver, rheumatic trouble, aud Nervous
debility,
Under the care of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various
names,
but no relief,
"And now she is restored to us In
good health by AS simple remedy az
Hop Bitters, that we had Stunned for
years before using it. THE PARENTS.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09
Father IN Getting Well.

MY daughter rays:
How much better father IL since he used
Hop Bitters.'
He IL getting we'll after his long suffering
from a disease declared incurable,"
And We are 40 glad that ne useJ your
Bttsrs"-A LADY Of Utica, N. Y,
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09

phLL RIVER, Nass.-Mr. p. +.
l.iddc!t, druggist Of this city, says that
the conGupror Of pain, st. Jacobs Oll,
i, the l..st remedy he ever handled.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09

THERE IA 4 n port tGat tbr potato crop
has been attacked by .he :ot owing to
the " ct weather. ". hope there is ne
ground for The report.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09
Adyertising Cheats III

at has become NO common to write
the beginning Of au article, In an ele
CANT, interesting manner,
"Then run it into some advertise
ment that we avoid all such,
"And simply call atten ion to the
merits of Hop Bitters In a. plain, hon
est terms as possible,
"To induce people
"To give them one trial, which y.
proves their value that they never use
anything else" -
"THE REMEDY NO favorably noticed
in all the papers,
Religious and secular, is
"Having n large sale, and is sup
planting all other medicines.
"There is no denying the virtues Of
the Hop plant, and the proprietors Of
Hop Bitters have shown great shrewd-
ness
"And ability
"In compromising medicine WHOSE
virtues are 80 palpable to every ones
observation.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09

DUBIIO SALE
10 FRESH COWS, SPRINtaEKS, CclQ
FEEDERS AND BULLS. "
VIII be sold st Public sale, Of Red Lion,
East Marlborough township, Chester TO-
Pa, on
MONDAY, AUGUST 70, 1854
" fresh IOWA sprtLgcrs lot Of yoanx bali
And fee1srA Sale TO ~ nnnshca OF c'ocs
SIfat. h BAILY.
4. W. SripBAM l. S.,rs, A.uct's. ill-dAw-ts
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09
Did She Dte 2

NO
"She fingered and suffered along,
pining away all the time for years."
1.-The doctors doing her no good.
"And at last was cured by this Hop
Bitters, the papers say 80 much about. y
Indeed Indeed |"
Chow thankful we should be for that
| mad ;nina -
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09
SALE or STOCK.

nUBI.lC SALE or STOCK.
*
Tie undersigned Will sell 1t Public Sale,
At the residence ofO w. Baldwin, Booths
Corner, Delaware County, Pa, on
MONDAY, AUGUST 10, 1883,
e. fresh COWS and springers from Cum- CO..
terland 10, Pa. This stock 10 careful ="
~ selected and worthy the attention Of dairy.
men. Bale to commence at 100 O'Clock, p. m.
40 poetponement on aOoount Of weather. 2
AID 4 months credit.
POOLE l. BALDWIN.
4 C. SHAkPLRss. Auctioneer. m2bltw
Daily Republican., 1883-08-09
TTHIKD EXCURSION
-OH--
Hope Lodge, No. 81, l. O. 0. F.,
TO ATLANTIC CITY. ON

Thursday, AUGUST 10, 1883,
Via Pennsgrove Route. Adults' tickets
o.. rs; children, 66 cents. Leave French stree
wharf on steamers Mccall and FELTON,, At 900
and $40 =. M. sharp. su4,7 ,8,n,4
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
To Do Up a Shirt.

Fine laundry work is a fine art, and
requires patience, training, painstaking
and experience. First you must wash
the shirt very clean and rinse it care
fully. Then starch the bosom and wrist
bands In starch not too thick. Dissolve
tablespoonful of dry starch in half q
cupful OF cold water. pour on boiling
water till it thickens and is about of the
consistency of batter, let it boil a min
ute, scrape bit of white soap into 1t,
and put in a bit of butter as big as the
end of your middle finger. Apply the
starch to the wrong side of the bosom
and rub it well; hang out on the line
till perfectly dry. Then make VERY
little thin cold starch with saltspoon-
ful of borax in it, wiring the bosom and
wristbands from this. sprinkle the body
of the shirt and roll it up tightly-let it
lie several hours, or over night. Have
on a clean apron and your ironing-sheet
perfectly clean. Provide a clean old
cloth and bowl of clear water. Fold
the back of the shirt evenly, and iron
first one side and then the other; iron
the band and the yoke, then the front OF
the shirt and then the bosom Lay this
on the bosom-board and wipe it carefully
with the cloth; have the iron not too hot
or IL Will ScOrch- not 100 cOOl or II may
stick; with the left hand hold the bosom
Straight and taut and with the right pass
the iron slowly ard carefully over it till
it is perfectly dry in every part. Ii a
bit of starch catches the iron and makes
speck on the bosom, dip the cloth in
wafer and rub ii of, then iron it dry.
Iron the wristbands outside and then
inside, holding the sleeve taut with the
left hand; iron inside the sleeve the
gathers around the wristband till they
are nearly dry, then iron the outside of
the gathers smoothly and the rest of the
sleeve. Fold the shirt neatly with the
sleeves inside and the bosom outside,
and hang it near the fire till it is per-
fectly dry. ANY dampness left in the
plaits of the bosom VIII make 1t look
rough dry. Sometimes a cloth laid over
the bosom when the iron is first passed
over it insures success, but if the starch
Is made Just right this is not necessary.
Passing the iron over & waxed paper or
cloth wet with kerosene viii give 1t a
smooth surface if ii is rough.
When you can do up a shirt nicely
time after time You have mastered a
very valuable accomplishment. You
will find exquisite care and skill and
neatness indispensable at every step -
n ]. Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

A delicate way to vary the invalid's
daily toast is to heat little clear, sweet
cream and dip the toast into it.-N 7.
Post.
Spice Cakes: One cup butter, one
Df sugar, one-haf cup molasses, one tea
spoonful cinnamon, one of ginger, one
Of carTaway seed, nutmeg, one spoonful
soda, -four to ro1l.-N. T. Times
"A gill Of strong green tea is said to
be specific for sheep poisoned by eat
ing laurel. A farmer who has used
this remedy many years says he has
saved hundreds Of sheep by it.-EJ-
change.
Butter Pie: Cover the pie-plate with
crust as for custard pie; take a piece of
butter the size of an egg, one cup Of su-
gar, one cup sweet cream, one teaspoon
full flour; mix butter, -four and sugar
together. add cream, bake TIL brown
Detroit Post.
Fruit growers should remember
that black knot on the plum IS most eff
fectually cured by prompt use of the
which should be burned. Cut below
Of the tree viii surely follow.-CFncia2-
tSOSe i tff$tS'
Imperfect sweet apples. which are
not suitable TO bake whole, may be
made delicious dish. Pare and slice
the best part of the apples, put them in
a pudding-dish, add enough water to
cover them; when tender serve with
sugar and cream.
A correspondent of the Country
Gentleman says: "A heavy crop Of clio
yer is sure death TO daisies. They seem
TO be smothered by the ranker growth
of clover, and fail to mature their seeds.
In field where there is a growth of
daisies a generous use OF fertilizers, es-
pecially of barnyard manure, and keep
inc the field seeded to clover, using an
extra quantity of seed for this purpose,
and breaking up every two years. cult
waiting for awhile and again seeding to
clover thickly, viii finally eradicate the
daisies"
-Hearken to me now, all lovers of
good things. Make a layer cake after
this rule: One-haf cup of butter, two
cups of sugar. the whites of four eggs,
one cup Of sweet milk, two small tea
spoonfuls of baking powder, and three
spread between these layers peaches cut
ii very thin slices; then pour over these
sweet cream whipped 10 a stiff froth
and sweetened with pulverized sugar.
OF course this cake viii not keep. but
should be made the day ii is to be eaten,
and it is better not to put the peaches
and cream in until little while before
the cake is to be served.-N. ]. Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
The Stomach.

The stomach has no more to do with
digestion than have the liver. pancreas
and intestines. Each contributes to the
process of digestion. Bv the constant
motion of the stomach the food Is more
fully brought into contact with the di-
geStlve glands. In this. and in its spe-
cial action in at length forcibly expell-
ing food from II, the stomach Is not par
ticularly different from the vermicular
(worm-like) motion and e1pulsive power
OF the intestines. The stomach acts as
a receptacle by which we are enabled to
take sufficient quantity of food at con-
yenient intervals, so that we NAV not
be always eating. Even its power TO
reverse its action. IS in vomiting Is pos
sessed. and sometimes used. by the in
testines- The glands near the intestinal
opening of the stomach (the pylorus)
secrete an alkaline fluid: the others, an
acid. Each, however, equally digests
meat
Vomiting does not necessarily imply
a foul stomach. A thought-in sensi-
tive person. blow on the head. tick
ling of the nerves near the gullet, the
sympathetic influence of other organs,
NAV cause vomiting. 1t is purely a
nervous action. and the nerves causing
it NAV be irritated in many WAYS. Even
the foul contents of the stomach cause
the vomiting only by irritating the
nerves of the brain. Hence the pain
and vomiting of sick headache may be
due either to foul stomach. or solely
to an indeper dent irritation of the cen
trail nerves.
Meat is digested in the stomach; fat,
bread and other articles further along.
But the stomach is not essential to the
digestion even OF meat The latter can
be digested Just as rapidly and well in a
bowl, with pepsin at the right tempera-
ture.
OF course. the pleasure of eating de-
ponds on nerves in the mouth. not in the
stomach And the food. too, is as read
ily digested if put into the stomach
through hole in the side.
1t is now found that, in certain dis,
eases. the stomach may be thoroughly
and advantaeeouslv washed out daily,
and the food introduced through a tube,
and that patients can he taught to do
this themselves IOuths Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
An Annoying Mistake.

A pretty young woman in Topeka got
an anonymous note the other dpy,
signed ..Admirer" The writer p-o-
tested his ardent affection, and requested
the young lady to meet him al certain
corner that night. She handed the note
to her mother, who was reused to a
high pitch Of Indignation by the fell
lows's presumption. and who proposed
TO go to the appointed trusting place
herself She was on time. clothed in
her daughter dress and veil. A fash
ionably dressed young man was there
before her He was leaning against
the fence, and occasionally looking
down the street as if expecting some
body. Without wasting any time on
preliminaries, the fond mother seized
the young man in an Unrelenting clutch,
and dashed him mercilessly with a
BLACK snake" whip which she drew
from the folds of her dress. What light
have happened had a policeman not ar
rived cannot be guessed. Explanations
followed. and il was soon made plain
that the mother had terribly whipped an
innocent young man who had merely
paused for moment to wait for a friend
TO join him from neighboring drug
store. The real letter writer arrived on
the scene before the whipping was over,
but wisely disappeared before the siEua-
ton was cleared up.-N. T. Sam.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
A JOeular Magistrate.

The inimitable humor of a magistrate
at police court was brought under no
tice in the House of Commons last
nirht. Mr.. P A. TAYLOR asked the
Home Secretary of State if 1t was true
that at the SedGley Police Court on the
10th of July one of the sitting magis-
trateS addressed q woman who was
charged with neglecting TO send her
child to school in these words: If j
were YOUR husband. and you persisted
in throwing my hard-earned money
away. should give you the strap and
AGAIN: Il tell Won q woman like you de-
serves the strap" and If such language
was used. what steps the Home Secre-
fary proposed to take in the matter.
Sir W. Harceurf, in reply. stated that
The clerk to the justices had written
rhst the remarks were made ''good-hu-
morediy.n and were not intended to be
taken seriously. At the same time. he
fSir ". Harcourt) thought that Jokes
ON the bench had better be avoided.
Advice TO this effect has over and over
srain been rendered in friendly spirit
20 magistrates, who nevertheless can
not refrain from attempts TO throw the
officials of the court and Others present
into commissions of laughter bv illusions
Of warcerv and Wit. 1t unfortunately
happens that Jokes on the benca. as IN
this Sedgley case often miss their mar
owing to the difficulty experienced by
those who hear them in recognizing
them as Jokes. The Inconvenience
might perhaps be avoided if the clerk
of the court were instructed TO give no
tice that a joke was about 10 be dellv-
cred from the bench.-St. James Co
-ettc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
4 Sehoolmaster Running the RAPIDS.

". j. Ballard, principal of q public
school in Jamaica, Long Island. az
rived in Montreal on SATURDAY. evening.
having run all the rapids of the St.
Lawrence IN skiff seventeen feet lono.
three feet nine inches in the beam. In
conversation with q Montreal Star re-
porter he said: 81 left Cape Vincent q
week ago last THURSDAY with three
friends The Gallops didn't amount to
anything; child could run them; but
when we struck the Long Sault we had
our hands full, can assure Won. We
took the south side. where the current
flows with lghtning-like rapidity: so
we Just steered our boat and let the cur
rent carry Us along. When we got pref
t. well down into the worst part of the
rapids we ran ashore, and saw a elor-
1ous sight The north and south cur
rents of the Sault met lust below. and
the waves were piling on top of one an
other. rolling in corkscrew manner
and boiling in a way to make the
bravest heart quake. But we got into
our boat and had an exciting time for
few minutes. We had first to dodge
whirlpool and then keep clear of the
-corkscrew waves, but we did 1t
and came into Cornwall safe and sound
When we struck the cedars i saw
my companion looking a little anxious
Every few seconds he let Hi. hi, out
OF him, which interpreted Pull YOUR
best, and / bent to my oar, while he
threw all his strength into his paddle
strokes, and we swept with lightning
like rapidity through foaming, roaring,
boiling swells. Ny boat is one of the
best of the kind in existence. and went
over the swells in a beautiful manner
One moment i was on the brink of q
wave looking down perpendicularly on
the white face of nv pilot. next mo-
ment our positions Were reversed and
was IN the trough of the boiling wa
tiers We had some pretty close shaves.
but muscle and skill triumphed, and
we came out of the rapids safely. We
then ran the Cascades. swept through
st Louis and ran the Lachine The
latter rapids don't amount to much,
however. and j would undertake to run
them with boat load of people with
out any pilot Well, here i am, safe
and sound in Montreal, and can look
back with pleasure to my adventurous
trip down the rapids.
Last wear / ran the entire length Of
the Susquehana, five hundred miles,
coasted down the Chesapeake Bay.
assembled the Delaware River, and
thence home by canals, having travelled
about eighteen hundred miles. a pretty
good way to spend avacation- / think.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

a CoSeREssMAy speaking one day,
Got lame In his jaw, they do say,
With the ache he was toiling,
But aSt. Jacobs Oiling,
He said was worth all his pay.
The champion driver Dan Mace,
Who never was g left" In a race.
Says for cuts and sprains,
And all bodily pains,
St. Jacobs Oil holds the first place.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

I CHEERFULLY ADD nv testimony to the
value Of Ely's Cream Balm as specific in
the case of one in our family, who has been
seriously debilitated with Catarrh for the
past eight years, having tried Intellectually
other medicines and several speciality doc
tors in Boston. She improved at once under
this discovery, and has gained her health
and hearing, which had been considered
incurable. ROBERT W MERRILL, Secre-
tary of the Phoenix Manufacturing Co..
Grand Haven, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

The Chicago correspondent of the
Louisville C0urier-J0urnGI surprises US
by saying: 1.-The great rage among our
aristocratic ladies here at present is
manipulating Indeed. so widespread
is this epidemic that lady is not con-
sidered really and truly fashionable
unless she at least affects the banjo.
After all banjo picking is better than
scandal picking. - Chicago Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
Z. with Grateful Feelings"

DR. PIERCE, Buffalo, n. Y: Dear Sir
Your Golden Medical Discovery" and
.. Purgative Pellets have cured my daugh-
ter Of scrofulous swellings and open sores
about the neck; and your ''Favorite Pre-
scription" has accomplished wonders in
restoring TO health my wife who had been
bed-fast for eight months from Female
Weakness. ] am with grateful feelings,
yours truly, T. Il. LONG, Galveston, Texas.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

TAMPIco, TENN.-Rev. D. F. Manly SAYS:
Browns Iron Bitters relieved me of indi-
gestion and nervousness after physicians
tailed"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

HUNTSVILLE. ALA.-Dr. J. c. Spotswood
says: " highly recommend Browns Iron
Bitters for dyspepsia, rheumatism and
general debility"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

THE English rd-Chief- Justice has beer
cordially received, but what will he say &c
our coal-ridge, the Alleghenies.-P
brrgh Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

a P1ANo accompaniment-The stool.-N.
7. Horld.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

Cuts from barbed wire fence, cured with
Stewards Healing Powder.
No scar or gray hair, 80 cts q box
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

The genuine Rough on Corns'' is made
only by z. S. Wells proprietor of 81 Rough
On Rats, and has laughing face Of man
on labels. 1.,c and 25c bottles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

Colden's Liquid Beef Tonic
Promotes digesti ON in females Of delicate
health. Colden's, no other, of druggists
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

ATS better to haveIoved and lost than"
to have married and then have the girl
sour on you.-T. Y. Graphic.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

Don't Die in the House. Rough on Rats -
clears out rats, mice, flies. reaches bed-bugs. l5c
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

Singing. irritation, all Kidney and Blac
der Complaints, cured by ''Buchu-P aiba."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

"a SET thief to catch thief" and they
divide the bood1e.-N. 7. NelrS-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

Ii your dining-room is made cool and
airF, how is your chambermaid?-Ch Chicago
Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

VIGOR, strength and health, all obtained
by using Browns Iron Bitters-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

A belt railway Is to be built around
Omaha, TO connect with the stock-yards
and the new suburb of Edin borough.
Manager Clark, of the MON Pacific, is
the leader Of the enterprise. which has
capital of $500, 600. DcnUer Tribune
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
Look Ont for Frapd. {,

"a BIRD in the hand is worth " all yol
can get for it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
WIsE's Axle Grease never gums.

Skinny Men. "WeIls' Health Renewer''
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

$500 REWARD viii be paid for any case OF
chius that CHILLARINE will not cure. Try it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stifeners for those
new boots or shoes before you run them over
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

"No TINE like the present." remarks the
boy with q new gift watch.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

The kootenai Indians. of Idaho,
produce about $500 month IN gold.
but they refuse TO tell the white mer
where the mines are.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

WE should think there would be q con-
tinued row in q book-bindery, there are SO
many rulers.-B0st0n Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

ALL recommend Wise's Axle Grease.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

Z" ABSENCE makes the heart grow
fonder;' of some other fellow.-Detr0I
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27
Fair Girl Graduates, -

Whose sedenIary lives increase those trou.
bles peculiar TO women. should use DIR.
Pierce's - Favorite Prescription, - which is
an unfailing remedy. Sold by druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-27

"GoLDES Medical Discovery is war
ra1ted to cleanse the blood from all i'm
purities. from whatever cause arising. For
scrofula, sores of all kinds, skin and blood
diseases. its effects are marvellous. Thou
sands of Testimonials from all parts. Send
stamp fer pamphlet on skin diseases. Ad-
dress WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AS
ISOLATION Buffalo. N Y.