The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-05-30

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THE FARMER's CONTENTION.
n Grhe a6Rual Conseation of the Farm
.crs q East Tennessee met at the Cour'
~ IN Kioxrile on Tuesday Of last
v-eek. IL was fine looking oooy Jun
96trfng fhree OF Tour hnnuIS.l, y, e,,,.r,
- ,.,,esrStative farmers from almost every
.,,-t,, In FastTennessee- The ConFen-
-, -vas presided over By Col =. %.
S,-t.Iv President The session lasted
-. DAYS and the topics discuss.
l. ,~sre- from a printed program com prs
- Queries Of the most interest ana ln
nSrtauce to farmers; the best nethoos o.
innrovfnC agricultural work ano lhe
lprtducts % the farm II Wa 800,
"a apd Successfula meeting ana only
',-ool car result from IL The exeehSht
- ,rsu dircsted address OF Col. sIoAe-
an takiuty the chair, the constitution
n - Nv laws adopted and other papers
80 ESp1er4t interest % our aericnltutsi
a4rea d,srs. we will publish bereaiter, SCi.
\ M Stnkelv was reelected Presideht
mi Col. J. NJ, Meek, Secretary :, Ap %
= Treasurer. The remarks oil Col n y.
Ycarwood, OF Menroe county. on SnS
u,6ir,lafepic OF the program, A douel
49,, = III he appreciated by al who
- il though not as fully as IL they
go hem auditors on the occasion lie
said
Tbave never, in life, made an apology
ana never expect TO make one nave
,,rvar knawingly done a wrong 10 apollo
gize for aud never viii. 49,.
T.u NOT well known here, but am
t-rovyn al hgme-especialiy ~ the
ladies. II anybody tAinks II am Son-
ceited he iam lar and denounce niM
here in sdvaece. That's the way 4 'aiAi
ma N,,b ~ I Keen store, I don't know
Tho diTereuce between blcached muslin
and checked einghsn. But on horse
,,I..,.y- 7 am, mf hnire a h0r~c ts oisftn-
ruisied Tom COW hy having diter-
ent tail ann nc horns.
nave a barn, but OF that barn have
not vet tod tlle history And yet II IS
"A great barr; batA barn that has not
vet gone into DE books.
The fnol=cf me family Is generally
made q farner, and that's where came
Y6r,xfli see most monstrous con
rI1n eration OF wFrat hRs-been done
here to-day Whoever " rites down
rsy -Tagt.h sxilt-hsge 20 write iast, Tor
my tat iss sc Like ParsOn Gtvens' whose
talks re ~
rFrE JOINT SNAKE VARIETY
In fact, lust right here confess my
iruoFancsE OF everything but work
aud swear 10 you IdOR't know a thing
about thai.
nave tried 20 write down my
speeches. but this proved failures and
now speak Just a. 1 think My VIE
saws / speak too much, but dim
when / got her. Now TO the point
will take a drink right here, and he
did Of water, IL is supposed
"A" is an indefinite article, and axe
A. because IL is indefinite. i don't like
ANYTHING that is too definite. IL binds
= fellaN TOO tightly. -.-E..
CA Model Stock Barn. have de
fned the "a" now / come TO model
IL is a model" when it has roeu
enough; and a stock barn" is ''tarn'
that il for stock.
Rut this YOU must do. You mus
shelter AT your stock, even your hogs
/ have shelter for all Of my stock.
Now, remember / don't advocate
-rorthern ideas, but tell ysu they bea
ms IN stock barns; and they have better
agricultural Implements too.
And you must feed your stock Lei
each OK or COW or horse have its Owl
troaglI. for one OK won't eat corn ina
another OK has slobbered over. won
reatbut Of another's plate. This
LEAKNED FROM COW;
ard won't require my children TO ca
out Of anybody else's plate.
If YOU shelter your stock well, yoI
wiHsave 0ne-third Of the feed.
fn uRyr "A man In
deed / think some horses are bette
than some men.
will new say something about -
Enodel stock barn" Once there was Al
old hunter: anh he may be here; and D
Y he Is don't blame him. There was
piece of woods, and dog and a groun'
hog, and the dog was right alter tn
-beE shdtl.e bog was coming right to
ward me- raised my gun 10 shoot. IN
hog saw me and run right up the tree
The old hunter was told that ground
hogs didn't rup up trees. w Ell say
Eathellnnher; maybe they dopti but thi
one hAd 70 20 10 tins time =
And % hare got 10 talk about =
os8Ods ~ ssScA farm here ts-'isy,I vii
now proceed to talk about il.
I'D F'@n8ce peer but DOW am rich
@fst&rtti 'rffe Min poor barn made @
-PsFiRm9p poles aud now have
My brother
PnTTAfopsHf ~ MEXICO.
and on the strength Of that ran for
Court Clerk, and was beaten by only
us votes Il aimed TO run for Congress
next. and didn't know hut what nigh
he President of the United States d
America. So painted my house, anc
Just because i painted my house
couldn't Get enough votes In Menr0e Il
be elecLedfo auythiog
I wishR say however. that | came neal
going 10 The Senate, but my party
Waatetiannther man TO have the race
and sO Stepped down aud out.
But more q The point: "a mode
stock barn. IIibuilt fne harm, pui
glass windows 10 il TO keep my stoek
warm4and I was called n foSll And
when they found 0yIt Il had a cellar uu-
der it andR cupala on top OF IL. 4 wal
written dowR as The biggest fool il
Monroe county.
But paiL for IL; paid 50 200 for il
and put Venetian blinds 10 the windows
and painted IL, and made
GRAND BARN
ont of ia / have a well and A pumr