The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-08-04
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The Sgaatisr al Church. How He ku-
 loyei the Music

The other day an old sqna,te, came la inc elts and attended divine seniees al, a fashionable church. He zat uneaslly on a cushion and when the organ began Ia iunlns ,o man who sa, near, he asked
 What soner arnskle do ye, call iha, :"
 That's the lated calf ha~iing, the man rephed.
 <" Though, that they'll killed hlm te. fec the prelikln' son an .
 .V Ves, he, killed one hu, have raisea another,
 The icep tones ot ihe organ toared ike storm behind the 5. encs and the old squa,,e,. aiih a wink al his dry look ng eye. sad Must he paving the eioun' now. Hes mad A a hornet Saiici lct,n' up now he's down on Il asin Now they're ,wis,,n' his tall lingo how he 'iinas up hls head in the a. Now they're gym h,m rope. ie, him sNng hold hun r
 Inc ehoii burst totih in . melo,ilous ati and the old fellow sal for a moment n seemin. admiration. then turning again To hs neslysiormed acquaintance. he sad Iiet,y good s,ng,s, but sare, slow They don, seem ter st nigh, down to the work Now look il that bald headed teller. He's dodg,n p,nis nght along. an that other tellet with them wh,she's ike d goat kant keep np snh the outfit, while that gai ,ha, Is leayis all O them. Wouldn't kesch anybody lea,ln' Nick Muggles a ieller tha, sings at ou, church. Why, put him up thar wi,h that ,ufn ou, an he'd go on an uanaack hls business an get through an be ready tos ali sorts Q iun for tha, bald teller an' hs eto~d got no ~haf on the road Nick's ~ha, all s,nger. an CT fiddler hc ken snoes < the ssetlasnn' spots oifen Ii Why. he can make fiddle oali hogs. an talk like a ten yest old boy an e bango. huh He can make Il ciuek so plain that the horses m the ne shboihood s,an oa Wish he ~as here to-day Look ho~ tkst bald headed ielIer's siackin' up, sill yer Fl was h,m I'd qun Nov he's so,,ss peartenln' up. Look a, the gal e olimb'n will you an' l,ng, ses the goat ~hiskered Teller pitch siseT her. Hanged if he amt maxim il lively fer hss He'd q catch hes ,hef ei she haden,er dodxed. Dinged fl he amt got her nov. Now hs. go, by her. There he goes like a skee'ed raba. The gals dsoppin' baek no~, an n go.n' along with the bald headed ieller. Hello. look a, that fa, man pufin along Look ai him elma. ~ill yer The gals gs,,,n uneasy ag,n. Look al her pfanee. There she goes afer ,he goa,-~hiskered ielicr. Tbese ,hey all go, bookssy. booke,y. No~ they're ali together. See 'ern ~Alk along. Hellos, they've stopped"
 The old fellow listened with wrap, A,- tcn,ion ,o the vernon, oce asionslly nod ding in approval or shaking his head in uneerta.niy- When man ~,,h the con iTlbu'ion bos approached. the sguss,ss aaked
 What's up."
 We arc taking up collection for he heaihens, and as you seemed ,o be SO much interested in the sermon, dldnt kno~ bat yop would like 10 give few ! 9imes.H
 hat the matter siin inc neAsnxn
 Why, he doesn', kno~ anything about the gospel, and we want 10 raise money enough 10 send il to him.
 Wall. ] tell ger. don't think hell sp,le aiore mornin'. I've %, hoss swap on han, an efI ken gi, 'nuh boot, come aroun' an well sories look inter the matter"
 Lat, my friend, the heaihen ehsidsen need cleshes1
 "SS does mine, by jingo. BliI ain'i wore naihin' but shin for six months, an hasser to stay ousen periiie 'sciefy ike's got vacancy in his britehes big gern yer hat, an Jack hasser stay under the house when stranger comes, Case he got his clothes scorched dunn' hog kiilin'. Come asoun' airses the swap, lus don't think the heafhers will spiIe fore