The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1883-02-14
LAH-DE-DAH.

us WIS tnere ever more remarka
he creature than the young man OF
n dsy1 He is a study. do not v,
it der at him when he wears hats
re low as to be almost fat and shoes
70 so sharp asito be simply tragic, i
n it is when he talks that I find m
p self most amazed. I had the ples
8 ure of sitting in a car on the We
o side elevated road on Thursda
t when youth from Yale strobe
and discovered an acquaintance
, the person of a young New York,
who sat opposite me.
swell, fur charity's saker' yolle
the youth from Yale. "When'd yo
blow inF' He was tall, was the yout
from Yale, with a sharp nose, yer
tight trousers, microscopic mus
tache,.a very,.short coat:andsansEn
i'sh hat. "Some ones left the doc
open," he continued, looking aroun.
with broad and comprehensiv,
smile at the passengers, s;and thil
curiosity has blown"
This brilliant sally was received
BY the New York young man will
grlns of delight. He retorted will
ep'grammatic brilliancy:
"Ah, go chase yourself AROUND
your feet!'
Upon this they shook hands warm
"; made furtive blows at each 9th
or ribs and sat down together. They
both stared at the passengers for
some time, expecting them to 60 in
TO transport of merriment, but some
how the passengers did not look ioy
full, but gazed at each other sadly
andswith apprehension.
ooh! you coy darlingr' piped the
New Yorker in voice supposed to
mimic femiuinity. "Why have you
not written me9 Morn, noon and eve
have | longed for word from thee.
gentle joe"
"Yas, an you go. left Orlando"
"When d'y'u cum DOWN."
Last eve. Got on awful. an bat
With the boys, and went to he'd four |
zen O'Clock A. NJ, with a head the |
ize of q balloon jib on a noblem ans
'atch. When l fell out of bed for
'reakfast this morning what do you
pose I got?"
"Got left"
"No, no, dear son; / got a note
ON gay deceiver, asking me to
al around au':stake:aher an her
ANNA to the Polo Grounds!so see
'e foot all match"
"D'yon take her?"
Bet cher sweet life I didn't T.
'nt a note sayin' .'I'm no hog. I'll
he you, but / draw ths line at the ,
d woman"
"Nothing mean about you, II you
e beautiful"
"Well. she must think I'm
'omin' champ to lug the entire do {.
estes establishment to the game. .,
: the way, Rosalind, got on to this
t will yon2'
''Oh, you sassy divil, it's English, g,
your mother is bungering for n,
lad. However, yer bound to keep
with the style, see"
We'll, there's snow bed when / th
left. 1t was quite chilly a little m
lie ago though. l was going
w Madison avenue when my eyes
l'ed upon coy and giddy dame VI
perfect fairy, by George. said,
Will have recourse to willy plot,
Ha" so l crossed the street. 's'
sed ahead, came back to tho near 'y'
, again and wandered casually
Z, SO as to give her an opportuni- 9"
o view me in all my native gran 0n
r and b ATTY" wa
n. bit
IN, you sweet thing" -,
Well, | gave her. ai.good chance 70,
'et mashed on my shape, an then ~
ed my newly gotten tile and said,
asans EVENING" Well sir, she No,
raised her eyes slowly and gave did
the coolest, cruelist out you ever d.c
IN your life. Phew, it makes +.
head swim to think Of it,
What d'you say?" ala
did the brat act again and gen. loo
nurnured Good evening"" ~
fter this the New York young "
recounted several thrilling ex +"
snces With beautiful girls who cat,
been madly In love with him at tow
ous times, in a voice distinctly yai]
bic throughout the whole car.
Y were evidently the sons Of,
thy parents, and had been given oy
advantage but that of careful eau
ing. l should imagine that the ing
thing to do with them would be mot