The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1883-02-14

Diet for sluGgsss-Battsr osksA
Flattesy b called ''taay" beoanse
It makes . man feel % swfblly "stuek
up"
A young lody when peeDo1tod with
pa3P Of 0poga g]aGoeD asked: "80W
In the world an I 70 keep them ou::"
II you want ~ example q thoc-
ough n0n-paStisanehip, take the
menbers Of . brass bond during the
campaign.
Il = the p1ous wish Of The Peoria
zs,a1scyipi that Herr Most may 70 70
Texas, ard b mistaken for . koese
thie(.
II h soid that C,jogado legiolatoss
have refused - righ - 8A00 aplece
foe their votes q United States 6oo-
atoe.
Proctor says that Jupiter h In the
state our earth was q, ,0OO, 90 yeoss
ago. Proctor has The Longest MEM
Ory We ever eneounteTed.
After looking at TIE specimens of
Greek at at the muoeW0 the other
day, agentlss,an remarked, ''Greece
must b very warm county.
The Washjngton monument will
stop this season at 3l3 test. And this
b the dineFence between Il and the
average Washington politician, for
be stops at O.
The Rev. Dr.. Howard Crosb
cSisply says: "The man who uses hi
pulpit 70 gain applause and provoke
lmtFth h merely : Snowman, and un-
worthy Of his position.
Pies date hack to the time Of the
Romans, aud came originally from
Picardy. some of the original pies.
remarks an exchange, are Sti)I On
sale ut railroad restauI1Dts.
When you see . sour-faced woman
sitting a:heo on her icy sidewalk, II
b di1Ieult to tell whethsr she loves
the human y1ce or hates the new
carpet of her next door neighbor.
Overheard In the cloak room: ibid
she marry well:" "Yes, indeed.
Hes worth over . million, and he
drinks % hard that he never can get
into into ::,e:':sy; s,e! % she's not bothered
Hesl'est Spencer says the coming
American y 10 b very powerful.
The coming American Win certainly
have 70 b very powerful II he Is 70
earn enoagh to ay the coming
American taxes.
When . South End man and his
vile engaged In . debate the other
night and the dog got up and
to b let out of the room,
they concluded that Il ~, tinse to
stop the discussion.
Fair bat false: "Yeo,' mid the fair
but lhlee young vocalist 70 Bsnble-
ton, that y a Old Eoglish soog
With . refrain" ''Ah!' replied The
crusty critic, THAT Just suits me.
Refrain from sisging It."
why do they cry % much, ps?"
asked the Austin editors little boy 1t
The theatre, refes5ing 70 the actosS on
the stage. "Beca0oo they - -
many deadheods In the aodjsssce,"
replied the editor, scowling at The
rival editor IN she next row.
A very colored man who entered
complaint against another foe ~
1aulitug and hettesing him upon tue
head was told by tie Jusejce: II
don't Ne any marks." "Doeo ye
D'pose he hit me wid . piece of
c6alk:" Was The indignant rejoinde1.
The ense proceeded.
Heard In Q hotsl olllce: rs thecs
, llre company within . block of this
hotsl7' "Yey, sir" "Ana . hook
snd-)a1der company Dsar:" "Y0,
dr." "And nre,escap0 o. all si6es
of The building?'' "Yes, cir" "And
extinguishess q every door?" Yes.
mr." r0pe-jadden N evssy apart
nnent - ''Yes, SIR" ''Well. II you
con give me . room % Tie 04.t 1ao9,
With = window opening iato . baek
alley, I will stay all nfght
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IN . DCo0oDooo0D VAY.
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