Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-11-10
EXCURSION rNC.DENrs.
How N Body of Politicians Were
Revived and Discovered
Something Valuable.

The Tammany excursion to the
late state convention at Buffalo were
surprised on their return trip last
Friday by the introduction into
their midst Oftwo misunderstanding
cases marked in q bold, running
hand, "Tippecanoe.' This laconic.
inscription somewhat troubled the
placid breasts of the leading district
leaders, who were on the alert to
capture the scalps of tagging County
delegates, in retaliation for their
appropriating Tammany's thunder.
AS the train steamed out of Roch-
ester depot, young man gently
touched the shoulder of Hon. John
Kelly, and gesIiculated in the direc-
ton of the cases aforesaid. Mr..
Kelly at once took in the situation,
and, linking the arm of the young
man, went forth to investigate the
secret of the mysterious boxes.
. TippecanOe! exclaimed the
weli-known leader, "why / knew
him and Tyler, too"
EYES," calculated delegate PUNK
EFT, I've were bosom friends. Tip
was good old soul, and so was
Tyler, too"
These bursts of eXtempore wit had
the effect of bringing the different
delegates to their feet, and one and
all let loose their fund of pungency
upon the ''Tippecanoe" cases.
Lets open them ?" suggested a
delegate and in the space OF 81 and
one-half seconds the contents of the
cases were undergoing critical anal
ysis, when it was found that Tip
| pecanOe" was a preparation far SUI
perior to any bitters now, or ever
| known to the public. AS the dele
| gates slaked their assimulated
thirsts, they one and all praised
"TippecanOe" and Tyler, too, while
complimentary remarks were made
by such adopts as the Hon. John
| Kelly, George w. Plunkett, Will
liam III. Hullihan, Senator TreanOr,
and many others. 1t was generally
conceded that "Tippecanoe" had the
effect of infusing new life and ener-
gy in the ranks of the assembled
warriors and clearing their intellects
| after the very severe physical and
mental strain incident to the con-
vention, so that while it was con-
sidered at first simply palatable
| drink, il proved to be preparation
which not only refreshed, but was
unquestionably the best remedy
known for dyspepsia, mal-assimu-
latiOn of food, stomach disorders,
general functional arrangements,
constipation, tired feelings, malaria,
blood disorders, skin eruptions, loss
of energy, feeble appetite, bilious
headache, etc. The combination
of delicious drink with wonder
fully efficient remedy is as crafty
ing as it is rare.
The above truthful incident, re-
garding the new preparation which
is being introduced to the public,
and is certain to supercede all bit
ters," is taken from the New York
Standard of a recent issue. ''Tip-
pecanoe" is prepared by Mr.. II. II.
Warner, of Rochester, N. Y, who
is known to every man, woman and
child In the land as proprietor of
Waner's Safe Cure, better known as
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure. In addition also to "Tippeca-
noe," Mr.. Warner is just introduce
ing a Safe Rheumatic Cure which
he personally guarantees to cure 80
per cent. of all rheumatic affections.
The popularity of the Safe Cure, to-
gether with the high personal stand
ing of Mr.. Warner, makes this the
most complete and responsible guar
antee possible. The peculiar name
OF "TippecanOe" is, as we learn,
adopted to prevent the fraudulent
limitations which always follow
meritorious articles. Its principal
ingredients were used by the Harri-
son family in those early days and
became famous for efficiency at that
time. The terrible revelations
made by modern health statistics
indicate thatsOmething must be done
to check the ravages of disease and
stop untimely deaths. Thousands
of persons are dying annually from
no other cause than thoughtless neg
lect. The slight symptoms of unea-
siness, headaches, constipation,
stomach arrangements, mal-assimu-
lation of food and other similar
troubles are often considered of too
little importance to require atten-
ton or treatment. They are there
fore permitted to continue until the
health is broken, the constitution
wrecked and the lite exhausted,
when by timely use of the right
remedy health might be secured and
life prolonged.