The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-10-13

take, and affords immediate relief-we n.
er to JADWIN'S TAR SYRUP. For sale
at Thomos' drug store.
1t seems only proper to suggest tia,
all those st. Louis stories of kidnapped
girls should be sent down the Niagara
Rapids. Are they not made of the
missed,
"A Beaufort bachelor so greatly ad.
mired the way in which his housekeeper
prepared his coffee that he propose d
and was accepted. This is a pointer
for woman with ambition In that di.
rection.
-ACKER'S DYsPEPsIA TABLETS NEyrR
Eau. Sod by DR. c T Horn, Lehlghton and
A Horn, Weissport.
Writing wrong is the foreer's
work.
The most common skyIisht--A star.
"A foul tip-Giving the waiter bad
quarter,
"A master Of free.hand drawing-A
pick-pocket.
1t is nature that makes all the fuzx
about peaches.
Acker's Celebrated English Reme,lv fo,
Coughs, Colds, and Consumption. Sold bv
us on guarantee by DR. Horn, Lehighton,
and E Horn, Weissport.
"A newspaper reporter always writes
(joke) wrong.
Young ladies should not forget Il at
Goliath died from the effects of n bs, a
on the forehead.
There's tide in the affairs of bank
presidents which taken at its food leads
to the penitentiary.
Baltimore, Md. -ReY. W. II. CHAPMAN.
says; ~ deem Browns Iron Bitters m, Sd
valuable tonic for general ill.health."
1t is claimed that a new, and the
original version of the ten command
mentS has been discovered. Unless i.
permits a man to bear false witness in
c"se OF swapping horses, it is lily adapt
cd Tor use in these progressive days.
The banks are very careful now; an
iceman's note, endorsed by plumber is
the only paper that is considered really
first-class.
The universal verdict, "The Hop Plaster
is the best porous plaster ever made" Only
rs cts.
The man who slipped on peach
SKIN lately said, d,as he collected his mem
bers' that he was makinga regular trip.
The last trip would come later in the
season.
There are two or three doz.n diff.
ferent ways OF spelling Shakspere's name.
aud if you begin with capital S, and run
In about dozen letters you are sure to
strike one of them.
Many forget that the hair and scalp need
cleansing as well as the hands and feet
Extensive use Of Ayers Hair Yigor has
proven that il is the best cleansing agent
for the hair-that it prevents as we'll as re-
moves dandruff, cools and soothes the scalr.
and stimulates the hair to renewed growth
and beauty.
An aged observer has come to the
conclusion that there are always two
great difficulties in the way of an old
citizen. One is to identify himself at
the bank; the other to get bis name cor
rectly published in his homo news
paper.
The difference between q hungry
man and glutton is one longs to cut
and the other eats too long.
-"Blood will tell," SO be careful how
you make conhdents of your relatives.
Why is wine that has been bottled
for years like an unmarried lady of ad-
vaDced ageH Because it is old made, and
none the worse of il.
Papa, are cannibals those that live
on other peopleH'
''Yes, my son."
Then Uncle George must be can
nibal, for mamma says he is always liv-
ing on somebody"
The man who Dragged all summer
abous his being a good skater has begun
to drop that subject. since the weather
has commenced to get cold. and now
brags of his capability as a swimmer.
What is house without baby?-
Well, comparatively quiet.
An Irish wit, hearing that stipgy
and sloVenly barrister had started for
the Continent with shirt and guines.
observed, Hell not change either till |
he returns"
A little girl was walking on the
street the other day when she saw a very
bow legged man with . 1 coat on.
"Oh maI' she cried. there's q man with
a tunnel un Ter him -
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