The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-04-05
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Mn~g ~ ihs piesrEt gorrnors q ne
seushsrn states sre goins 70 run fof re'elec.
,ses. bni ,he state sressersrs generally
rns Toe Snioa
"A poaF wonsp dsad ., the 0rand op-
ga Houss the other sight shils trying 70
sses pssiofmasce a Csels Ton's csbln.
II ssnsi have besn pretty bad
That uaa VERY greedy. 81 you. Tom'
m, 20 ssi sasr little sisters share q The
rtier' '.Yas iel5 me, IA. alssys 10 'ahe
ffrls,f " -sid Teh@y
ahsr. ~ some mauisges Which ~
n,isig a. a the poor ieIlos sho snidi ''She
toaldni ssi ssy hnsl,and and ! copldn,
"a shy siis. - VI get married.
Ii i,ni "a. iLinness Of The milk oh
iscf %. p4ia jnh Shuttle a. be pulled out
slssli frog from The eramef, '1,s the
thickness Of The water that il's mixed si,hl
Az Illinois sirl insagises herself 10 be
su apesl snd 81 che Is worth ss0.o Ia her
uau night. you msy la very sere nobody
i eoiug 10 le lsald enough 10 undeceise
b,r
"A yOnrg msn usmed Polk sang all
80 .ssNing 10 company Of friends Of
Montgomery, Ala. and then shot himself
i,..l ~. probably preferred suicide TO
l.~iag lyBched
lhe Young man who called on bis girl
Tao ether night snd mistosk the cat for
ihe chair cushion and sat down on II, says
that be bad no idea cat could come up
10 the scratch On such short notice.
Henderson said Brown had failed, and
to lfsye !, BIO would 50 and ask Brown
hm.aif lie knew that Brown would bear
li,u ont But Brown didn't bear him out
b. merely kicked him out.
-.-Hoi,son bough. small cabinet organ
becouse Il VAS Cheap aud was advertised
to have seventeen stops. After Amelia
bad played IL few days he began 10 wish
be had bought one that stopped all the
time.
Literary matrop: What does Shak
tpcre mean By bis frequent use OF the
phrase, Go 10? Matter Of fact hus
band well, perhaps be thought Il
wouldn't be polite or proper 10 finish the
sentence
The Clrisiui Messenger says 1--WE
once offended q brother by changing .
sen enee, and yet the only thing We cut
%. was the announcement that some old
mother in Israel had died OF cholera infan
tum
"A bride complained TO her husband
that she had been too busy all day to get
on her fee, once, aud that unhappy man,
whoilad already discovered several make
ups 10 her construction, exclaimed in as
iouishmont. Great Heavensi Do they
come off, iooS'
Mamma had dressed Charley 1--WE
years odd to 90 to walk, and then took Su'
sic itlree years oldj in hand. Mamma was
''tired" aud NO wac Susie Mamma, some.
what irriiatei. said; do stand still. for
gracious sakel' to which Susie gravely re.
sponded, amen"
lis Miss Brown IMP" asked iaultless-
" attirod bore Of the new ri. The gin
took from her pocket photograph. care
fully scanned II. aud after another look at
the features Of tbs visitor answered, mo
sor; she has gone TO Europe He left.
This woman IL possessed by devil
exclaimed crazy revivalist approaching
q wclldressed lady at one Of his meetings.
The husband Of the lady IN question led
the revivalist ont behind the church and
succeeded in convincing him that his state
ment was correct 10 certain sense.
--"H odson, said Muggins. they tell
me you have taken your boy away from
the graded school What's that for9'
"'Canse." said Hoison, 'fhe master amt
fit to teach him. 'oh," said Muggins.
II have heard he'sa very good master. :
We'll, replied Hodsou apologetically,
all know is. be wanted TO teach my boy
TO spell 'taies with 'p.''
~ wonder what is the matter will.
Mr Brown said the landlady; she seems
10 be very angry about something. Why,
yoa should have heard him grinding lis
teeth just nov in the hall. PERHAPS.
suggested Fogg. ''he is only getting them
10 orlr before tscklipe one OF your beef.
s,caks The lsndlady smiled. but there
wss murder in her heart
Major tiale Fanon bought hone
from the pastor OF 40 Austin church. ard
shortly afterwards the following conversa.
ton WAS heard. '.iou have sxindisi ne
with tina, horse yon sold me last week !"
Hos sol asked the clergyman, very
much surprised well, ! had only bad
him three days when be died That's
very strange owned him twenty three
years and worked him hard every day. and
never knew him 10 do that
"A bclaied pedestrian. going mp Fort
street 10 Driroit late the other night,
thought he chs rived figure croaching in
the laiiseel porch covering front DOR.
The matter bal d suspicious look. and .
paused aud looked over the fence. go
on nov r called the voice ~ = female
,hrough the gloon boy live iheref"
iaqair.d the man. Indeed 10 " Cant
yoa get inf'' "lndeed cAn.r "weli,
wins, are You waiting fcry" be asked after
psnse What forr" abe demanded