The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-03-06
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10 the dressmakers Be sure you
are fight then gore ahcad.-Brecken-
ridge News.
Apropos Of rude remarks any re-
mark is rucd that gets one into troub-
le.-Breckenridge News. au
Eugene Lambert paints cats. There
are men, it seems, who can get even
with the human race without going
otto be hermits.-Padman. .9
Fifteen widows live on 100 rods of
a Montpelier street. The unmarried
men of the place are demanding that
the locality be flagged.-Padman.
Doctors stomach plasters remind
. fellow somewhat of new recruits.
The first is mustard out and the lat
ter is mustered ip.-Glasgow Times,
An Eastern firm in advertising its
articles for sale tells show to send
money" How to get money to send is
what a good many people would like
to knOw.-State Journal.
Young men who are in the habit of
stroking their first moustache, should
remember that it is regarded as cow
ardly to strike any thing when it is
down.-Glasgow Times.
Georgia has a human materia med
lea in the person of Alice Gregory,
who has six fingers on each hand,
thus converting her into sort of
digit alis, as it werc.-Glasgow
Times.
They say the only way you can
tell the boys from the girl at one of
these phantom parties is to turn
mouse loose in the room. The girls
are sure to scream, gather up their
skirts and mount the nearest chairs.
--Madisonville Times.
The average age of different men
Is put down thus: Merchants, S.
physicians and lawyers, IS, farmers.
81, Clergyman, "a, and great geniuses,
70. 1t will be observed from the
above that the journalistic profession
tends to longevity.-Mayfeld Mont
tor.
A Chicago belle hung her wet shoes
out of her hotel window to dry. The
travelling correspondent of st. Louis
journal saw them, and in his next let
ter to his paper, remarked; The
Sherman House has put up. new avn
Ing ola unique design Brecken-
ridge News. .IE
They are now telling story about
Chicago girl who insisted on throw
ing her shoe after newly married
couple. The carriage is a total wreck,
q doctor has the bride and horse un-
der treatment, and large number of
men are searching THE ruins for the
groom.-Mayfield Monitor.
At Paris, KY, few days ago, in
the absence of its mother for a few
minutes, little eight year old girl
"hayed doctor" with her baby sister
and gave it a teaspoonful of amonia.
The baby died next day-which
proves that the girl played doctor
very successfully.-State Journal.
1t was murky afternoon, and she
trudged home looking as if twelve
pounds and half of disconsolation
had fallen DER her sky-blue eyes.
Her steps were rather basty, yet
measured and regular. She looked
as. if she had determined to face the
world and all its misfortunes. And
she had. She is engaged, and her
mind is being troubled with the
mighty problem: allow am 1 10 sup.
port my husband Unconstitutional
ist.' .~ ~.rr
"There is something about my taste
that is delicate and refined" said an
Arkansawc man to his wife. "You
know some time ago the yaller cat
was missin' am soon afterwards said
she must be in the well because
could detect a slight change in the
water? Well, just now / found the
cat in the well and that makes me
say that I've got delicate taste, for
! can tell suspicious water the min
ute l swallow it.-Arkansaw Trave-
eler.
AT a phantom party The other night
when all the phantoms looked alike a
young lady mistook gentleman for
lady friend and sat down in his lap,
and put her fair rounded arms around
his neck, and exhaled the balm of her
breath right onto his manly bosom
He was modest, retiring youth un-
used to such things and he nearly died
of suffbcation He told us confiden
tally that he never was as warm il
his life, and the perspiration poured
off him like rain through leaky roof
The young lady-well, she will know
who is who next time.-Madisonvill'
Times,
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