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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30
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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30

Broom Corn Wanted.
Highest price paid for it at factory, cor.
ner OF Caruth and Lamar streets.
WM ppouTa
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30

You can avoid premature grayness by
using Parker's Hair Balsam distinguished
for It's cleanliness.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30

Fuller & Craig, druggists. at Beaumont,
Texas, say Browns Iron Bitters give
universal satisfaction"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30

Millions ofpackages Of the Diamond Dyes
have been sold without single complaint.
Everywhere they are the iavorte dyes.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30

:. Colonel A. l.. Campbell, Waltersboro, s.
G.. says; "a member of my family used
Browns Iron Biiters with good resuIts.n
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-03-30
NOME HAPPENINGS.

NONE HAPPENINGS,
p0.tmaster-General Howe is Buried
His Neiee Paints at the Grave.
The President Plagued About His Sue
cessOr-Ohio Wants 1t.
csukliug, the shOOtist, will Be In.
dieted and Re.arrested.
The supreme Court sustains the Chi.
cagO Board of Trade.
niou "powus" Wallace in the Balk-
Line Tournament.
New York Legislators Will Pay Their
Way Hereafter.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

The attention of the Treasury Depart
ment having been called to the fact that
fresh fish is sometimes admitted free of
duty on the northern frontiers in excess
sive quantities, circular has been is
sued to collectors and others directing
that the importer be required to file an
affidavit that the fresh fish imported are
for imm ediate consumption and not in
tended for pres ervation. The ports of
Sandusky and Detroit are specially men,
toned as points where fish from Canada
are received in large numbers.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

PRESIDENT ARTHUR has promised to
to visit Mrs. Marshall 0. Roberts, of New
York, at her Newport cottage this sum
mer. If he does the public will do its
best to marry him to Mrs. Roberts, who
is a widow, of several millions, and. of
course, attractive.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

Michigan is proud of Thomas w.
Palmer. and we'll she may be, for this
public servant of the people will acquit
himself with honor at Washington, as
he has done in every position of public
trust he has occupied in the past, in a
way to benefit the country and augment
his growing popularity. Although a
millionaire, no man is more thoroughly
identified with the interests of all classes i.
A genial, whOle-sOuled, brainy, business
man, and broad statesman is Senator
Thomas W. Palmer.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

COLONEL NGERsOLL says his prayers
to Gabriel. and don't want this being to
blow over Rerdell's grave. If he had to
blow as long as bloweth the lawyers over
the Star Route trial it seems Gabriel
would be willing to pass, unless there
were two eternities IN which to do Ga
briefs work.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

BENJAMIN BUTLER declines to be the
presidential candidate, which means
that he respectfully inclines toward the
presidency, but the country will recline
elsewhere.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

NEW YORK has INDUCED in the luxury
of a Democratic legislature for one year
at the tune of $2,lO9,00O added to taxes.
Rather an expensive luxury to reform
with a legislature completely given up
to jObbers and contractors as was the
boasted Democratic reform N. Y. legis7
lature in all its acts. iI.,r SD.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

THOSE who fear the stepping down
and out of active Wall street gambling
by Gould, Vanderbilt and other money
kings, indicates panic have genius
for producing an effect without cause.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

JOSEPH Cook has met Gen. Grant and
confesses there is more of him than
prejudice would admit. Cook is not the
only man who has been won by meeting
the General face to face. H
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

QUEEN VICTORIA is said to be great
sufferer from melancholy, and when
these dreaded hours come she imagines
great many Affections and sorrows.
The Princess Beatrice, the Queens daugh-
ter, is the only person who can afford
the royal parent any good. Victoria's
family is connected by marriage with
almost all of Europe, and the prospects
of the family are splendid, but there is
in the Queen an unfortunate tendency
to depression.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

PAPER railroad cross ties are to be
tried, with the hope Of success. Paper
will make anything that brains can
apply it to.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

The laborers, fishermen, mechanics,
farmers, merchants, miners, planters,
vessel owners, and all persons who do
business, or expect to make living, are
alike and equally interested in the ben
efts of protection, which are diffused
universally. Protection is not class leg
islation, but its theory is to dispense
blessings to all the people, to impart
good to all; it is the champion friend of
every man, woman and child. There is
no better advocate for the best interests
and true welfare of society than protec-
zion; it is the very lifeblood of national
and individual prosperity.
THE Secretary of the Interior has is-
sued an order directing the Commission
er of the General Land Office to recog-
nizs the claims of settlers on lands en-
braced in the territory coded by the In
dams to the United States under the
treaty ratified by act of Congress April
II, 1882. The order formally opens the
coded country to settlement. The land
is in the Yellowstone river and Boulder
creek region, and embraces over five
million acres, for which the government
pays the Indians annually, $4,000 for
twenty-five years, in addition to the an
nuities and sums for provisions and
clothing stipulated and provided for in
previous treaties and laws.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

The great Russian novelist. Toorgen-
eff, is suffering from brain trouble, which
is no novel disease.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

Moscow is famous in history, and on
last Sunday was the scene of the extra
ordinary event Of browning Alexander
iii as Car Of all the Russias. This dis
tinguishsd ruler will be study among
civilized nations, so long as he
lives to control the movements of his
ambitious, mighty empire. The trying.
magiicent ordeal of the coronation is
past without accident, the Imperial per-
.sonage is safely within the Kremlin.
with net income of 100000. He is
the seventeenth of the Romanoff dynas-
ty, the list being "a follows.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

BENJAMIN BUTLER did good service t
New ORLEANS, managing elements not
entirely Republican, he has done a good
thing in unearthing the fOulness of
Massachusetts,, and as Tammany wants
him for 1884, we have no doubt he will
do good in some way, but you can't tell
where the dynamite will explode.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

The coronation of the saints is sure,
but If free government continues to ad-
vance as at present there will be no Au-
tocrator crowned few years hence.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

ENGLAND shows appreciation Of Amer
lean talent and genius in granting the
bust of Longfellow place in the poets
corner of Westminster Abbey, and she
had better prepare good many places
il every poetic star from the United
States equallin magnitude and brillian-
cy to LongfellOw is to be similarly
hOnOred.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

THE wiseacres of Harvard College
don't know whether to confer, according
to custom, the degree of l.. l.. ID. upon
the present Governor of Massachusetts,
or no. The degrees Of colleges are so
easily obtained that this hssitancy to
confer one upon Butler is provOkingly
mirthful. Butler will doctor things all
the same.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

JOSEPH Cook thinks if he could con-
troll the platform, pulpit, parlOr, and
press he would govern the world. This
is profound statement. If a man con-
trolled the moneys of the world he could
conduct large business, but it is best
that the world is governed by the Gre
atOr of Cooks and that one man hasn't
all the money.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

IT is said that the Indians of Alaska
do not belong to the same race as the
North American Indians, but that they
are probably an offshoot from the Jap
ansse or Corsans. The missionaries who
have been laboring among them say
that in many respects their conceptions
of moral law are better than those Of
civilized nations.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

THERE are forty or fifty individuals or
firms in New York city whose business
is to deal in babies, furnishing these in
fants to those needing them at from $50
to 5000 apiece. Boys bring as much
again as girls, and this broker business
is carried on extensively, with much ex-
pense and some profit, but it seems a
novel idea to 90 shopping" for an ideal
baby.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

MANY persons owning tracts Of cedar
have faith in its future and refuse to cut
it.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

UNLESS cyclones retire or exercise
more caution in selecting their place Of
performance, owners of forests will lose
their timber. A force that snaps the
trunk of tree in two, three feet in 'di-
ameter, and makes splinters of others. is
more dangerous to the mOnarchs of the
forest than dynamite could be.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-02

The late Ohio legislature appropriated
100000 for al asylum for the insane.
Last week the state officials visited Kan
kakee, ILL.,, to investigate the cottage
system, and were very favorably i'm
pressed, and returned enthusiastic over
that system, and of the opinion that it
removed from the diseased mind all
thought of imprisonment.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-12-15
WHAT SHE SAID AND WHAT
SHE DID.


:" never will marry" she said-she said
Unless young man that just suits me
find:
Taller than by at least half head
He surely must be, with a face bright and
kind:
His eyes I'D prefer of violet blue,
His hair a light brown or very warm gold;
He must sing-a fine tenor-and dance nicely
too,
And tell as good stories as ever were told.
No smoking allowed, for the weed detest,
And Of course no remarks that are rude OF
ill-bred:
And ia like him to always be stylishly
The young man marry she said-she said
And then the maid married-she did, she did
a threescore old fellow much shorter than
she,
Who wore black wig that but awkwardly hid
A pate that no balder could possibly be.
And his voice was creak, and he danced
like bear.
And his nose it was red. and dull gray were
his eyes,
And he'd Sit by the hour and stupidity stare,
And he never said anything witty or wise.
And he smoked clay pipe, and from morn
ing till night
In his mouth held of strongest tobacco a
auid;
And he dressed But enough, he had two
millions quite,
And she married him gladly-she did-she
did.
- Hnrper's Bnzdr
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-12-15
HUMOROUS.

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,,.L asei ai"a W $50 az, oom . ~
. .i.as 10 ~ 9,a no >, = ~ ' an M 81;
Enaup i. ;t's tho nants y. Rufaers Tar-
, a,.n, - : - f-ss.
60 a4.,
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re 70 Init d;seovaraa HE 10
ord asearoJ bafore tho ed;tor could roh
hin, 81. NGt;caao Herom $500 s' -
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49, nnoM s . ,..a 81 ~ ns.
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na. - VI 1+ tI,n III, ~ $500 ~
=, a,,,,o sars van ara yaru fond If
iarks ),
p.ofos.a. - rho,,;st,,-. ..Tho s,,h
iolessol ~ e 4l:, ~. e sao
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aoh eilllA W 80 iauoipnle y ~, pr
80 hel oal upp1i ~ . uss1sss s.
Llol u ie. peauly anu .ilen .ne i a;s
" 1ne guns sca a.. 70 iooA AL . '''o
oiouai -ots 10y 1o' -. -
- our Wlie, SAYS me Is1sssafl'1
on.on' J, y e ehtttleu ~ nef :, siis'le VI soul
income. oh YES VIZ az hhoW lha.,
pas aver sue 'aess ou. n, nes sn a Ia We
nave 70 waih nolne' un.sss NC n nv.
'le''l. WIN lhe s.iee'-.a' " y .l.-ns'e'
-eoWper' IL is s'alea ~ ms plogg-
Iaphef, qua not commence - Mil.e poe-
Try until ne was hIIy. we WISH 1he
young man VINO daily senas US poems
about maze ana autumn aays anu
woodland ways Wonld kindiy 40 as
CoWper dld.--fuc&.
- Your cheek is an awful tempta-
ton to me" he exclaimed, as he looked
admiringly at her fresh young face.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-12-15
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Elaine Goodale, the girl poet Of
Massachusetts,, has gone as teacher to
the Indian school at Hampton, Va
Boston Herald.
The youngest grandfather on record
lives in Trinidad. Tex. His name is
Reese Butler, and he is thirty years old.
Chicago Inter OCEAN.
Gerald Massey, an English con-
strIctor of metaphysical conundrums,
is coming over to lecture on: ''Why
Doesn't God Kill the Devil?"
Captain Mayne Reid had intended
to write his Personal "reminiscences of
the Mexican War; for publication in
the Philadelphia Times, and was just
entering upon the work when he died.
james w. Jones, wealthy North
Carolina planter, and one Of the largest
men in that State, died recently. He
was generally known as ..Big Jim
Jones', and his weight was over five
hundred pounds.
MIR. Blaine objects to the word
new as applied to his literary pur-
suits. II almost began life in Augusta
as reporter" he says, "and after
ward edited a newspaper. Writing is
really second nature to me. / find it
easy and pleasant work
-. Sarah Bernhardt," says Oscar
Wilde, is all moonlight and sunlight
combined; exceedingly terrible; mag
nificently glorious. Miss Anderson is
pure and fearless as a mountain daisy;
full OF change as a river; tender, fresh,
sparkling, brilliant, superb, placid. y
Thomas Foley, the Ricardo of the
minstrel stage, went to his mothers
home in Brooklyn few days ago and
died there. The New York Tribune
thinks tia coincidence that the song in
which he was most fayoritc was
"Dear Mother, I've Come Home to
Die
The Grand Duke Alexis. of Russia,
whose visit to this country was a social
event while General Grant was Presi-
dent, is now first to get married, at the
age Of thirty-three. His chosen wife is
the Princess Amelie of Orleans, eldest
daughter of the Count of Paris, Roman
Catholic. and is to remain so. The
wives of Russian Princes have hitherto
all been Germans, except in the case of
Alexander Ill, the present Gear, whose
wife is q Dane. Alexis is now Admiral
in-Chief of the Russian navy.
Mr.. Crawford, author Of .sDr.
Claud:us.' is an exceedingly rapid
writer. This seems a gratuitous state
ment in view of the faces; but he writes
more rapidly than would appear, even
from the manner in which he publishes
his stories. He has exceedingly method
ical brains. and before he puts pen to
paper he has thought out, not only his
plot, but the manner in which he is GO
ing TO frame it, SO that when he sits
down he writes straight OF until he has
finished his story. He writes legible,
bold hand, and there is scarcely an
erasure in his manuscript.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-12-15
A Joke on a Joker.

Among the gentlemen who frequent
Soper's are several who never miss an
opportunity for a practical joke. One
of the most felicitous OF these went to
Chicago last Saturday night with the
intention of calling on his sweetheart on
Sunday, but changed his mind. When
at home for supper he packed his valise
and, for convenience sake, lett it at
Soper's during the evening. This was
a golden opportunity for the rest OF the
jokers, and they embraced it.
cit was within ten minutes of train
time when I went in and got my grip,
narrates he. ssAnd such a looking grip
you never saw in your life. Covered
all over with labels: 'Shun the bowl, :
Chew Bootjack plug Take Smiths
pills, and all that nonsense, more adj
vice than you could put into a barn.
at was pretty dark, and got along
all right until I reached the depot.
Then / got the racket You ought to
have seen the people stare at that grip
sack! l gave the sleeping-car porter
half dollar for soaking those labels off.
and thought [ was all right. But, bless
me! didn't half know the boys.
II went to the Sherman House, took
bath, and then opened my grip to
dress up. A nice looking fellow I'd
have been il I'd put on the clothes |
hauled out. / had packed upa brand
new suit, but found an old pair of
checkerboard pantaloons, brown linen
vest. and a elawhammer coat with a
velvet collar six inches wide. The
bosom Of my shirt had a pen and ink
sketch representing q deaths head and
cross-bones above the wood .Boo.' and
on the corners of my collar were a pipe
and bottle. The trip cost me over
twenty dollars. and didn see the girl
There'll he murder in Soper's one OF
these days. Detroit Free Press.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-12-15
!. How is it vou never married

How is it you never married.
Charley 20, / don't know, except
that remained single from choice
Why, / heard that you tried to get
that Podgkins girl a year or two agoa''
Eyes; | did ask her to marry me, =
Sand she wouldn't have yous" That's
about the size of it. So I remained
single from choice her choice, YOU
know. ''-Boston transcript.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1883-12-15

"A Bowery lodging house offers a
lodging, smoking tobacco, soap, towels
and the use of the tooth brush IA ten
cents nightly 7. San.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-07-24

ing train, pulling one coach, was en- route
to the scene of the accident Arriving there,
a transfer of lassengers and baggage was
IN, de from Conductor Scow's In Conductor
Lewis train, and vice versa, when one train
pulled out for Sedalia, reaching here at
1:30 p. ~, and the other returned to Lex
ington.
J. c. Barber was in charge of the wreck
ing train. and he lost no time in getting
things 10 rights. He found the trucks of
the three coaches pretty badly broken up,
ut beyond this the damage was slight. He
workt with a will until nearly ) o'clock,
when the track was cleared aud trains en-
xbled 10 pass as usual.
From a farmer who resid,s near the
scene of accident il was learned that the
rain fall Of Wednesday night was the heav-
lest that has visited that section in years,
and the country was completely deiuged
with water.
The second washout. mile west of the
first, was discovered in TIME 10 prevent an
accident
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-07-24
MITCHELL'S MISFORTUNE
How Ex-General Manager Mitch
ell, Of the M < g. T., Lost His
Promising Son.

Mention was made i'm the BAZoo, several
days ago, of the drowning Of young Arthur
T. Mitchell, son of A Mitchell, who was,
several years ago, general manager of The
NJ X. q 1. railway and made his home in
Sedala. A Montana paper, the Missourian,
has just been received, and gives the fol-
lowing particulars:
GAS party consisting of A. p. Mitchell,
G. +. Belts, and Willard Wards w,re
crossing the river, the boat suddenly
the stream. Wands and Belts were saved
Mitchell, who was known to lie an excl
lint swimmer, foal.d down sire: m some
distance and was apparently sustaining
himself easily, when suddenly he threw up
his arms and sank. The rescuiDg boat was
but a short distance behind him at the
time, and nothing more WAS seen of him
after he went down. The wafer was very
cold, and it may be he became cramped
and was dragged down by an undercurrent,
or was caught by 4 whirlpool.
"Mr. Mitchell was a very fine young
man, thorough gentleman, and a general
favoriie. He was educated is a LAWYER,
but evinced so much talent for engineering
that he abandoned Blackstone for the
triumphs of the builders. He Was engineer
in charge of the Marent guich trestle and
made all the measurements for and super
intended the erection of that mighty
structure. Its successful completion was
triumph enough for one life. Mr.. Mitchell
was twenty-four years OF age, of brilliant
attachments in his chosen profe sion. with
wreath and influence behind him and grand
possibilities before him. A reward IF
81 900 was offered for the recovery of his
body"
At the time of his death young Mitchell
was associated with his father In the en-
gineer's Office o! the Northern Pacific rail-
road. His body was recovered on July 4,
and will be brought home for interment in
lakewood cemetery later in the year.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-07-24
GROUP, WHOOPING COUGH and
Bronchitis im mediately relieved by Shiloh's
Cure. For sale by Bard 4 Miller.
Slippery Siblin.

Henry Siblin, a German laborer, who
has r. Gently been employed by the contrac-
tors Tor the new opera house, was arrested
yesterday upon an information sworn out
by John Daily, stone mason, charging
him with the larceny of stone hammer
and trOwel. The affidavit also charges the
prisoner with burglariously entering the
house adjoining the site of the new opera
house, with the intent to steal. Siblin had
been noticed prowling around in suspic-
ious manner, and hence when DAILY missed
his.. tools he at once suspected Siblin of the
theft. and impaired his suspicious TO Officer
Barnett, who finding the accused at the build
ing at noon Yesterday, informed him that he
must 60 and show him where he had taken
the missing tools. Siblin. taken completely
by surprise. at once led the way TO lew
mey's secondhand store, where the missing
articles were found. The alleged thief.
who was very much under the influence of
liquor, was locked up in the calaboose
He was arraigped before Justice Halstead
yesterday afternoon, ON the charge of burg
larry. Before the examination had been
proceeded very .ar with the Justice came
TO the conclusion that the prisoner was too
drunk to try and or:iered the case contin-
ued until 8 O'Clock this morning.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-07-24
DELIGHTFUL"
No Medicine Can be Compared to
Mareh's Golden Balsam.

"Last month / took severe cold. /
coughed terribly and could not sleep nights.
had a druggist prepare me some cough
syrup, but it did me no good. then tried
MARsH's GOLDEN BALsAM and was cured
at once. 1t is delightful remedy
Henry L. Cook, Sedalia, Mo.
81 have used many cough remedies in
my family, but none that could possibly be
compared to MARsH's GOLDEN BALsAM."
IF. E Anderson, Leavenworth, Kas.
"Please send me six doz.n MARsH's
GOLDEN BAIsAM. Everybody likes it and
calls for i'm. W.Wilson, druggist, Bur-
ton, Mo.
MARsH's GOLDEN BALsAM, the famous
throat and lung medicine, and MARsH's
GOLDEN BLOOD AND LIVER Tonic, the
great blood purifier and liver correctsr,
are for sale at Thos j. Fletcher's Gem drug
store, Sedalia-
Large bottles so cents and Oh.