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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
Organic Weakness

Immediately cured and full vigor restored. This
affiiction-which renders life burden and mar
riage impossble-is the penalty paid by the vic
tim of improper indulgence. Young persons
are too apt to commit excuses from not being
aware of the terrible consequences that may en-
sue. Now who that understands this subject
will deny that pro-Creation is lost sooner by
those falling into improper habits than by the
prudent? Besides being deprived of the pleas
ure of-healthy offspring the most serious and de-
structivc symptoms of both mind and body
erse. The system becomes deranged, and phys
zeal and mental functions weakened, loss of pro-
creative power, nervous irritability. dyspepsia,
palpitatiOn of the heart indigestion, cOnstitu-
t0nal debility, wasting of the frame, cough,
consumption, decay and death.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
BROTHER CARRIERS ADVICE.

"Will Moses Webster Finback please
step this way?" asked the President, as
the meeting opened.
Brother Finback, who has been a very
quiet but deeply interested member OF
the club for the past two years, advanced
to the desk, and Brother Gardner contln-'
ued:
"Moses, 1 Farm dat you am on de pint
of removin' to Ohio?''
Eyes, sah."
"You will take your certificate long
wild you, an you will keep your member
ship v id us just the same; an ANY time
kin raise money 'nufPto take freight
train an cum up an see us, you Will
find a hostile welcome" :,
eyes, sab; lie much obleeged, sab, "
replied Moses, as he wiped a tear from his
eye.
AN now, want to say few furder
words to you," resumed the President,
after solemn pause, "You am gwlne to
cut loose an sail in de company of stran-
gers, an dar am a few things you would
do we'll to remember.
Remember, dat a lawyer will work
udIuGI W VI d. q tHuLuSISl udl bC "i'i W
convict a thief.
Remember, dat naybur who offers
you de loan of his hoe am fshin' around
to secure the loan of the wheelbarrer.
Remember, dat you can't Judge of de
home happiness of a man an wife by
seem EN- at Sunday skule picnic.
Remember, dat while the average
man will return you de k'rect change IN
business transackshun, he'll water his
milk an mix beans wild his coffee.
Remember. dat all the negatives OF
de best photographs am zretouched, an'
de wrinkles an treckles worked out.
Remember, dat society am made up
of good clothes, hungry stomachs, de
ception, heartaches an mixed grammar.
Remember, dat people will never
stop to queshun de truf of any rumor OF
scandal effectin' your character, but it
takes vars to satisfy 'em dat your great
grandfather wasn't pirate an your
great grandmother de leadin' gal in a
fifteen cent ballet. You kin now sot
down an de rest of US will purceed to
carry on the usual programme of the
meetin'."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
CHRONIC Disc Asses.
LEDEg. FESHEsAAT'T

Has discovered the greatest cure in the world for
weakness of the back and imbs involuntary
discharges, Impotency, general debility nervous
hess, langor, confusion of ideas, palpitation of
the heart, timidity, trembling dimness Of sight
or giddiness diseases of the throat, nose or skim
affections of the liver, lungs, stomach or bowels
those terrible disorders arising from solitary
practices more fatal to their victims than the
songs of the sirens to the Mariners of ULYSSES,
blighting their most radiant hopes or anticipa-
ton, rendering marriage impossible. 49, 49,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
NEW CLOTHING STORE

The undersigned informs the public
that in conforming to the wishes and So
licitations of his Old friends and custom
ers, he has concluded to go into his for
mer business again and has established
himself as
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
Take Particular Notice.

DR.. F. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by impfoperindulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both mind and body, unfit
ting them for business, study, society or mar
Tiage. These are some Of the sad and melan
choly effects produced by the early habits 0
youth, viz: Weakness in the back, and limbs,
pain i'll the head dimness of sight, loss of mu-
steal power palpitation of the heart. dyspepsia;
nervous irritability, arrangement Of the digest
We functions. debility, consumption, etc.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
Central Wisconsin
AT WATERFOWL,
September I7,!3, II, 70 81.

The grounds are beautifully
located and well supplied with
shade and water.
The premium list is full and
complete, embracing every ar
ticle, of household and mechan-
ical manufacture, as well as all
agricultural products and nipple
ments and half mile track, the
finest in the state, on which
will be exhibited trotting and
running races.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
Merchant Tailor

in the old Singer Sewing Machine stand.
I'd street, opposite Coles Block.
Where it will afford him the greatest
pleasure TO receive his old customers, to
whom he will always guarantee the best
fit, elegant work and low prices. He can
sell his goods cheaper than others, as he
does the work himself, and has nothing
to pay for cutting.
Also cutting done for those that do their
own sewing.
4ovl Dan, Z. Liefeld.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
MA h BHAG d..

Married persons young men contemplating
marriage, aware of physical weakness Qoss of
provocative power, impotency) nervous debility,
or any other disqualifcations speedily relieved.
He who places himself under the care of DR..
Fishblatt may religiOusly cOnfide in lis horror
as gentleman, and confidently rely upon his
skill as physician.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
YOUNG WI EN

Who have become victims to solitary vice. that
dreadful and destructive habit, which annually
sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young
men of exalted talent and brillians intellect,
who might otherwise have entranced listening
senates with the thunders of their eloquence. or
walked to ectacy the living Tyre, may call with
f1ll
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
DIR. FkSEEBsLATE'

graduate of one of the most eminent Colleges
of the United States has effected some ofthe
most astonishing cures that were ever known;
many troubled with ringing in the head and ears
when asleep, great nervousness being alarmed
at certain sounds, with frequent blushinP, at
tended sometime with arrangement Ofthe mind,
were cured Immediately.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
Medical and SURGICAL

Cedar Rapids Iowa, No 1877 First Avenue, two
doors west of Eighth Street, four blocks from the
depot where he call always be consulted free.
Those who reside at a distance. desiring the
doctors services and can not call will receive
prompt attention through the mail by writing,
stating symptoms, ETC., enclosing stamp, Ad
dress
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
A Cure Warranted

Persons ruined in health by unlearned pretend
ers, who keep them trifling month after month
taking poisonous and injurious compounds
should apply Immediately.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
CHICAGO,
" ILWAUKEE
md .: p AUL.

II owns ana operates over 800 miles of road
IN northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota
iowa aud Dakota; and as its main lines, branches
ana connections reach all the great business
centres of tie Northwest and Far West. il nat1lr-
any answers to the description of Short Line, and
Best Route between
Chicago Mll0dukee, st. Paul and Ainneapols.
Chicago, La Crosse and Winona.
Chicago, Mtt1Cdukee, Aberdeen and EHendnze
ChacGgo NiJa0dakee, Eau Claire and Saltwater.
Chicago Alo0auke8, u ausau and Merritt.
Chicago, HtI1Caukee, Beaver Dam and Oshkosh.
Chicago, NtLeoaukee, Wdukesha and Oconomogoc.
Chicago, MlCaukee, Madison and Prairie du CHEN.
Chicago, Mila0aukee, O10atonna and Fa7ibaaH
Chicago, BelOit and Mineral Point.
Chicago, Elgin Rockford and Dubuque
Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island and Cedar Ragids,
chicago. Council Bluffs and OMAHA,
Chicago SIOUX city, Sioux Falls and YaRktOn.
Chicago Ntl1Cdukee, Mitchell and Chamberlain.
Rock Island, Dubuque; st. Paul and lfannedpoZts
Davenport, CalznGr st. Paul and 1finneagolis.
PULLMAN SleFpfTS and the Finest Dining Cars
IN me world are run on the main lines of the
CHICAGe, MILWAUKEE, IL ST. PAUL RAILWAY,
ana every attention is paid to passengers by
courteous employees of the Company.
s. s. MerrfI, AVN. Carnentar
Gen'l Manager General pass Aonnt
j. II. Clark, Geo H HeafYord
0ehl oupt. Asst Gen.l Pass Agt.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-09-19
FRIDAY.

Bycic1e Race eVery dag during the Fair.
4 Good Band of Music viii be in At
tendance at each Day Of the Fair.
The Grant County herald. (Big Stone City, Grant County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1883, 1883-02-16

Against the cold, clear sky smoke
Curls like some column to its dome.
An OK with fair, iaint, boyish stroke,
Rings feebly from snowy home.
20 father, come! The fame burns low,
We freeze in this vast field Of snow
But far away, and long, and vain,
Two horses Ilunge with snow to breast
The weary father drops the rein
He rests in the eternal rest;
And high against the blue protoun
A dark bird circles round and round.
joaquin MILLER in the Century
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Acting on a report presented by NJ.
Ferdinand de Lesseps, the French Acade.
my of Sciences has published the declara.
tion that the town of Baume possessed
the first steamboat, which was navigated
on the Doubs quarter of a century be.
fore Fulton tried his boat, and that the
important discovery of applying steam
power to the propulsion Of vessels is due
to French savant, Claude dc Jouffroy.
A committee has been formed for the
purpose of promoting the erection of a
monument to the latter in his native town
of Bessencon. NJ. de Lesseps appeals to
all French seaport towns, ship-builders,
ship-owners. steam navigation companies
and Others to participate in this act Of re.
Mobilization, of justice and Of patriotism.
1t is question, it is asserted, of glorify.
ing in Claude de Jouffroy the memory OF
a misrepresented Frenchman, martyr
of science and a benefactor Of mankind.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

We have heard much lately about
Justice Haight of Pennsylvania living
many days after bullet had been fired
into his brain. A more peculiar case is
now resident of this county. George
Sinsel Of Newfane was private in the
Eighth New York Heavy Artillery. At
the charge on the rebel works at Peters
burg on the 10Th day Of June, 1864, =
minnie ball struck him in the head,
breaking the skull. The ball divided,
part going outside and part going under
the skull. For three days he lay on the
field and was reported dead. After this
time he wandered into hospital and was
treated, the physicians taking out mum.
Der Of bones from his head. He was then
sent to st. Mary's Hospital, Rochester.
While there he was under the care of
DIR. Moore, and on the 23d day of Octo.
Der following, DR.. Bradley, the Assistant
Surgeon, took from the unhealed wound
piece Of rebel lead, which had lain there
over four months. Now Mr.. Simsel is rs
well, apparently, as ever, though he has
depression in his skull large enough to
hide walnut, and over which there is
no skull bone. This case was wonder
to the surgeons at the time it occurred,
and greater wonder to the man him.
self that he should be alive Lockport
Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A German nobleman had two sons who
were reported to he rather fast boys.
One of them was a clerk in bank and
the other was an officer in the army.
"How are your SONS coming on'' asked
. friend bad enough The one in
the bank, who ought to be drawing
drafts, spends all his time in hunting,
and the one in the army, who ought 10
be busy shooting, is always drawing
drafts on me for money!"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The st. Louis Republican says: In
spite of the doleful figures of the census
on the subject of illiteracy, and in the
face of all the upbraidings which have
been hurled southwark, there is abundant
evidence that the Southern States are
making substantial progress with their
schools.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The military post known as Fort Cam.
eron, near Beaver, Utah, which was per-
manently evacuated by the United States
troops during the present week, was first
established on the 25th day of May, 1872,
almost eleven years ago, the first troops
sent there being four companies of the
Eighth United States Infantry, under the
command of Lieutenant Colonel Wilkins.
Judge Hawley, the first Judge of that
Judicial District, claims the credit of
having the Government establish Post
there, not for the purpose of fighting In
dams, but for the sole object of enforcing
the judicial DEGREES Of his court
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Nevada, says the Virginia Enterprise,
has contributed about S476, 900, 900 to the
worlds stock of the precious metals, Of
which at least Sl4O,OOO,O 1000 was in gold,
the chief part extracted from the argen.
tiferous ores. OF this vast amount, a
single lode 1.-THE Comstock) supplied from
so9a, 100000 to S3l5, 200, 900. A mean
between the various estimates would
make the product about $5O6, 5000
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The Secretary Of the Interior has de-
cided that in the case of lands claimed
under the Desert Land law, that the
question Of the character of lands that
have been reclaimed from desert state,
and are now producing crops by means
of irrigating bitches, etc., are not SUBJ
ject to entry under the Desert Land law.
A desert land entry of $40 acres cannot
embrace land in such form that the tracts
in linear extent shall exceed one mile
and a quarter. In entries of smaller
quantities, the side lines must be reduced
in proportion. A school section, or part
thereof, cannot be embraced in desert
land entry.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

President Bonney, of the Illinois Bar
Association, in commenting on the man.
ner in which technicalities have driven
Justice out of American courts, says:
Let the law provide that no judgment
may be set aside or reversed, in any case,
civil or criminal, provided it shall appear
from the whole record that substantial
Justice has been done" This will cure
the existing difficulty.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

WINGED THREE WITH ONE SHoT.-A
Dakota schoolmistress sued three young
men for breach of promise. Counsel for
one Of the defendants moved for non.
suit, on the ground that she was too
promiscuous. The Court seemed dis.
posed to grant the motion, whereupon
the plaintiff asked: Judge, did you
ever go duck shooting| His Honor's
eye lighted up with the pride of sports.
man as he answered, "Well, should say
SO; many's the time I've brought down
half a dozen at shot" Il knew it, u
eagerly added the fair plaintiff. "and
that's just the case with me, Judge. A
flock of these fellows besieged me, and
winged three of Them" The motion for
nonsuit was denied. -[Brooklyn Eagle.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Joe Poterie of Phoenix, A. T., is the
possessor of stone Ak and Ratchet, relics
Of the Polite of Aztec age, manufactured
from basalt rock, taken from the Phoenix
mine, thirty-fve feet below the surface
The find would seem to demonstrate the
fact that the mine had been worked by
one of these extinct races in some past
age. ...-
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The Middletown DELL Transcript sets
aside its editorial dignity long enough to
say that "those who write for q sample
copy of the paper must inclose postage
stamp, not for publication, but as an evi.
dence that they don't take US for = bald
headed philanthropist, with a gold.
headed cane and an income of 500, 900 q
year, who is printing paper for amuse-
ment and paying the postage for fun"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Alexander Dumas was in . crowd
which was making Glow progress through
the doors of church where they were
celebrating wedding mass. "Iexpect,"
said Dumas, THAT we will arrive in
time for the christening"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The solar eclipse of May 18th, 1901,
will exceed that of the present year in
total phase by about half minute. The
sun will be entirely covered for period
OF six minutes and twenty.four seconds
at the most favorable point of observa.
ton.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Eureka Leader: We learn from parties
best posted on the subject that very
favorable strike was made yesterday in
the Williamsburg mine, recently bonded
by the Richmond Company. The new
strike is about 100 feet deeper and $50
feet southeast of anything yet found in
this mine.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Nellie Hubbard, daughter OF the ex.
Governor of Connecticut, who eloped
with and married her fathers coachman,
was divorced in New York on Saturday
The cause was abandonment. No coun.
ter charge was made. 1t is thought by
some that Mrs. Sheppard, having disem
barrassed herself of her plebian husband,
will be welcomed back to her fathers
house, but the general opinion is that ex.
Governor Hubbard will never recall the
denunciation he pronounced against his
daughter four wears ago.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

VOC CAsSoT KILL PIG WITH ARSE.
MIC. ct is an astonishing thing" said
a cynic, "that you cannot kill pig with
arsenic. had a friend who was an en-
thusiastic chemist. He had preserved q
lot of cherries in an arsenical solution,
and having no further use for them threw
them one morning from his labratory
window. A rambling porker, on the
lookout for edible trihes, saw them drop,
and looking them over and contrasting
them with the usual expanse Of tile, old
tin cans and brickbats on which it had
been his daily wont to browse, eagerly
swallowed them. My friend was alarmed,
and visions of bill for the value of
dead and uneatable pig rose like spectre
before his eyes. He chased the pig away
and thought perhaps its death might not
he laid at his door If the pig was not
there when it expired. The incident
warned him; but on the following morn.
ing he was dumbfounded to see the pig
waiting for more of the deadly fruit.
Some were prepared, for my friend was
an investigator, and doled out to his hog.
ship. He devoured them, ane grunted a
muffled paan in their praise. Each
morning that pig returned, and each
morning the dose was increased until my
friend was ruined and the pigs conf.
dence in arsenical cherries stronger than
ever"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Eureka Sentinel: The outlook in the
Eureka Tunnel grows better from day to
day almost continuously. In the south
end Of the Addison chamber, Gen. Con-
nor tells us, they have opened up body
Is feet wide of rich quartz rock carrying
sulphurets. This is decidedly the best
strike yet. as it is deep down under the
hill about 600 feet below the surface.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Santa Barbara papers announce the
discovery, about eighty miles east of
Santa Maria, on the headwaters Of the
Sis9uoc, in that county, Of fine redwood
and pine forest, and waterfall six or
seven hundred feet high.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Ohio Republicans say they must have
Gubernatorial candidate who has not
an eye on the Presidency or Senator
ship. They are now looking around for
q blind man.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A Kentucky Justice has decided that
z man can recover by law the price paid
for an undeliyered vote at o primary
election.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A German at a hotel the other day
had some Limburger cheese sent to him.
A little boy who sat beside him turned
to his mother and exclaimed, Mamma,
how l wish / was deaf and dumb in my
nose!"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Yesterday afternoon citizen wei!
known for his love of field sport and
hunting dogs was dilating upon the fine
points Of q setter dog which one OF his
friends had presented him. After going
over the minor points Of perfection he
came at last to the chief feature--the
nose. "Just look at that dogs nose
look at it. Did you ever sec nose like
that on an dog? OF course you didn't.
Why, hang it, he's got . nose like
County Assessor. IVA. Chronicle.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A Texas town named Athens. has
negro Mayor, two negro Aldermen and
negro for City Attorney. Poor white
trash stands a slim show in that place.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

a wise man Of Athens says friendship
Is IKE good coffee, when once it has be.
come cold, it cannot be warmed again
without losing its first SAVIOR.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

1t is said that the sun will absorb the
earth in million years. That puts an
end to prize fighting. It doesn't leave
time Tor the necessary negotiations.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

Jefferson Davis owns an estate of 900
acres at Beauvior, Miss, chiefly devoted
to grape and orange culture.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A New Jersey widow is said to have
changed her religion because she wished
to avoid meeting her husband in the next
world.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

About $50 miles of thread are made
each day in American mills. Thirty
years ago it was all imported.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

1t is said that the Universalists believe
in eternal bliss, but that the genuine
Calvinist believes in eternal blister.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

All accounts agree that California crops
will be bounteous this year. The rains
have been general.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

How much do you weigh :" asked
Fogg OF Bogg. sway up" unconciously
replied Bogg. 1t isn't Foggy and Doggy
any more. ~
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The New Orleans Picayuns defines >
complimentary vote ~ something that y
thrown at man to make him feel bsd
because he is not popular enough t. b.
elected.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A mans hobby rides him great deal
oftener than he rides it.-[Furness.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A Dresden artist has made watch en-.
tirsly Of paper which keeps good time.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

A Cincinnati woman knocked her hus-
band senseless with copy of the Bible.
The old version is good and strong yet.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28
NOTICE.

ITO WHOM 1T MAY C0NCERN-Suit will be
i commenced for the recovery Of all Delin.
quent Taxes If not paid within Sixty Days from,
date hereof. BY order Board County Com.
nissioners.
Phoebe, Nevada, March 9th. 1883.
THOMPSON CAMPBELL,
District Attorney, Lincoln County
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

The fire Of vanity is fed by the fuel Of
Aattery.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1883-04-28

England has $40, 900, 600, 600 invested
abroad.