The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1883-04-05

TO orders from the postal department, IN
respect to the death of P. NJ. General
Howe.
Boys Suits-wonderful values-sizes,
4 to 8 years, 1925, $500, $3.50 and $3.50.
Come and see them. They will astonish
you-at Jos. Woerner's.
The Grand Army of the Republic has
an organization in Eaton now. 1t was
finished up last Saturday night. The
Post is named MATHEMATICIAN. What
is it for?
You can hardly ever find patriots
enough to take the Corporation offices
before the election, but there is a dell
of a struggle for them alice the samee
when voting time comes around.
We only heard of one man who id
Democrats at the April election. He
will be recommended to Barnum as COM
pany for his monkeys or kangaroo, in
stead of a seat for a Judgeship.
Quite a handsome subscription was
raised last week among our citizens to
purchase a horse for David zimmerman,
who has been unfortunate enough to lose
three or four lately.
The number of 'patriots" that can be
dug up to contend and 'lectioneer for the
smallest offices in the gift of the people,
is positively astonishing. Office is the
bane of the American people.
Spring Clothing for everybody. Come
along and see for yourself. We are bound
to please you. Jos. Woerner, The Peo-
pies Clothier.
The Richmond INDEPENDENT, through
its Eaton correspondent, is rafting up. a
good many dry bones around Eaton. 1t
looks very much now as if there was
some fun ahead-either a "dual' or a
libel suit for 500, OOO, 900 1000!
A terrible fatal disease has broken out
among the sheep in some sections of the
State. The disease is called "pale skin,"
and consists of a parasite OF worm in the
lungs from two to three inches in length
and quite small.
Flannel cakes smothered in maple mo-
lasses don't go bad these mornings.-Leb-
non Patriot.
Flannel comes too high e here to
be smothered with maple molasses and
then eaten by an editor.
WANrED-A girl to do general house
work. Enquire of Mrs. F. P. Filbert.
We are told a northern Ohio town has
a woman's anti-gossip secret society for
charitable purposes, with heavy fines for
gossip. The treasurer has broken down
with the onerous duties of caring for the
fines, and the poor have been in clover
all winter.
Frank Stockton, who has been on the
Texas plains for a couple of years, is at
home visiting his sisters and Grandmoth-
er Cunningham. He will return to San
Antonio in a few weeks and embark in
business. We wish him uninterrupted
prosperity in all his business undertake
ings.
Who is he? Where did he buy that
Spring Suit, the admiration of all? Why,
of course, at Jos. Woerner's, the only
place in the county to get a perfect fit
and style for SO little money.
The approach Of spring has caused the
tramp to make his appearance and we
would admonish our readers against Civ
ing them anything to eat when they pre-
sent themselves pleadingly at the back
door. There is no valid excuse for a
healthy man to be dependent upon the
charity of the people for subsistence, in
this country, where laborers are in de-
mand and the cost of living reasonable.
Mothers in search of substantial Clio
thing for their boys, should not fail to
inspect u stock. We are offering very
neat and attractive styles, durably made
up from ~serviceable materials. AS our
stock is very large and complete we feel
confident we can meet your wants in
every way, and to your entire satisfac,
ton. We respectfully solicit an early
inspection of goods and prices, at Jos.
Woerner's, The Peoples Clothier.
Secondhand city rubbish, in the shape
of Boots and Shoes, are not offered fol
sale at Fred. Michael's store.
Here is an obituary notice that bears
upon its face the stamp of honesty, and
the newspaper that first gave it has sup.
piled a long felt want: "He gained his
riches by loaning money, and handling
notes and mortgages, had a Statewide
name for his litigation in various coun
ties and in the Supreme Courts, wal
grasping and heartless in his transac
tions, became divorced from his wife ant
died without a friend" Are there an.
around here it would fit?
There want to be a few Vanderbilt,
and Jay Gould's in Eaton, on a small
scale. Their ravenous appetites for tn,
almighty dollar is horrible-even shock
ing to decency. They are grabbing
grasplng, graphing, snatchlng, avarl
cious, mercenary, rapacious devils ate
the "flthy lucre." What do they pre-
pose to do with it? Do they expect t
take it with them? If Hades was nc
intended for such mercenary creatures
the sooner it is abolished the better.
Now is the time for ordering Clothes
You can get the choice of the immens
selection and get ahead of the rest, 6
Jos. Woerner's the Peoples Clothie
and Tailor.
The following is the amended gam
law: "Quail and prairie chicken can onl
be killed during the month of November
wild turkeys from November l to JAM
airy 10; pheasant and teal from Septen
Der 1 to December 81 ducks from Sci
TENDER l to March l; woodcock frol