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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

sE-PLAIN TALK FROM DR. SwAYNE-1o Whom
n Nay Concern: Itching Piles is one of the
most annoying complaints known to physi-
ciuns. Every ono can tell whether he is thus
afflicted by observing tho following symp-
toms : Intense itching, particularly after get
ting warm. 1t seems rs If pin worms were
crawling in or about the rectum. Small Jumps
sometimes form. The private parts are often
affected. The more you scratch the worse the
itching. knowing that my ointment is super
lor to any article in the market, guarantee 1t
to cure the worst case OF itching piles In exist
ence.
[Signedl, HSWAYNE, NJ. ID.
Dr. Swayne's Ointment is also pleasant and
effective cure tor tetter, itch, salt rheum, cry
sipelas, BARRIERS itch, pimples, and all sca'y.
crusty, itchy skin eruptions. Sold by all
prominent druggists. or will be sent for so cts.
Tin &c. stamps), boxes, sI.25. Address, DR..
Swayne 4 Son. Philadelphia, Pa.
Octl4-lydTu, Th&S&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22
Browns household Panacea

Browns household Panacea
Is the most elective Pain Destroyer in the
world. viii most surely quicken the blood
whether taken internally or applied eXter-
nally, anu thereby more certainly RELIEVE
PAIN, whether chronic or acute, than any
other pain alleviatOr, and 1t Is warranted dOu-
bic the strength than any other similar prepa-
ration.
1t cures pain in the Side, Back or Bowels,
Sore Throat, Rheumatism, ToOthache and
ALL ACHES, and is The Great Keliever of
Pain. "BROWN'S HOUSEHOLD PANACEA' -
| should be in every family. teaspoontul OF
the Panacea in tumbler of hot water sweet
ened, If preferredl, taken at bedtime, will
BREAK UP COLD. 25 cents a bottle.
muyl-T.Th, F&w
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AIEvEk FAILS.
SAMARITAN
NERVINE.

"YOU CLAIM TOO MUCH for SAMARITAN
NERvINE," says skeptic. 'How can one med
icine be u specific tor EPILEPSY, DYSPEP-
STA. ALCOHOLISM, OPIUM EATING,
lNAL WEAKNESS and fifty other com.
plants 2" We claim it Il specific, simply be.
cause tho virus OF all diseases arises from the
blood. Its Nervine, Resolvcnt. Alternative.
and Laxative properties meet all the condi.
tions herein referred 10. It's known ,vurlol
iUtde as
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

FOB Lame Back, size or Chest use SHf-
LOH'S POROUS PLASTER. Price, Is cents.
Sold by H. B. Cochran, l37 az - North Queen
treet, Lancaster. 1ebl4eod6
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

~ The Diamond Dyes for family psa have
no equals. All popular colors easily dved.
fast and beautiful. 10 cents package lor any
color,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22
Give Him a Rest.

When. enfeebled by long suffering proceed
ing from torpid liver. biliOusness. indigestion
constipation. or sick headache. take BurdOck
Blood BitterS. which give rest to the weary
and reinvigorates all the organs OF the body.
Price 81. For sale by ii. B. Cochran. drug
giSt, l37 and l39 North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

DO MI bei16S6 III.
That in this town there are scores of persons
passing our store every day whose lives are
made miserable by Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Sour and distressed Stomach. Liver Com
paint. Constipation. " hen tor 75c. we will sell
Them ShilOh's NitaIlzer, guaranteed to cure
them. Sold by H. Is. Cochran, druggist, Nos.
III and l39 North Queen street. feb7-eod2
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~. 200 versus IL. 80.

%, 900 versus S1.6O.
81 spent g 500. with other doctors" wTttes
Mr.. j. w. Thornton, OF Claiborn. Miss. " So
marian Nerrine however alone cured my son
OF fits" This Is on q par with hundreds OF
others, speedy but thorough.
In hospitals Glenn's Sulphur Soap Is largely
used as q disinfecting and purifying agent.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
myel-lwdeod&w
A REMEDY tor Indigestion, Consumption,
Dyspepsia, Weakness. Fever, Ague, etc., Col
.Ien's Liquid Beet Tonic. my2l iwdeod&w
Don't Die In the House.
"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs. flies, ants, moles, chip
hunks, gophers. l5c.
To aid digestion, take Summons Liver Reg
latOr.
Go TO II. b. Cocnran's drug store tor Mrs.
Freenan's NeW National Dyes: TOT DraHnIS'
Color from to pounds. Directions In Eng
lish and German. Price. Is cents.
"Dr. Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pills
are worth their weight In gold In nervous and
sick headache DIR. Ii. Ii. SchliChter, OF Bal
timOre.
Your Skin Cure is supererceltent. Ills fast
curing my ddughterS Ttng WoTm, Wntch nus
spread all orer her b0dy." Mrs. +. L. ID. Mer-
Ram. Blue Hill, Mass. Druggists keep 1t, 81
per package.
Ely's Cream Balm reduces Inflammation.
Sores in the nasal passages are healed In q
few days. Catarrhal headache is dfssfpated
Senses of smell taste and hearing are restored
Price so cents.
apply into nostri!s with little finger.
Only Two Bottles.
Messrs. johnson. Holloway & Co, wholesale
| druggists OF Philadelphia, Pa. report that
some time ago a gentleman handed them 9
dollar with reIue to send a good catarrll
cure to two army officers in Arizona. Recent
ly the same gentlemen told them that boif
the officers and the vile OF Gen. John e. Ere
mont, governor OF Arizona, had been cured
of catarrh by the two bottles OF Ely's Cream
Ealm. myl6-2wdM. w ,F&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22
DO YsDu Believe Ii.

To the afflicted we say read the advertise
ment OF Slmm Ons Liver Regulator.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22
a Signal Victory.

The value OF electricity as a remedial agent
las gained a signal victory over prejudice.
Thomas Eclrctric Oil stands foremost in this
class OF compounds. Testimonials from all
parts tell OF the wOndrOus cures of rheuma-
ti=Il. neuralgia, hurts, and sores etc. effected
by its agency. For sale by Ii. Il. Cochran.
druggist l37 and I39 North Queen street
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

A REMEDY tor Indigestion, Consumption.
dyspepsia, Weakness. Fever, Ague, ETC., Col
.len's Liqu uid Beet Tonic. my2l lwdeod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

Your Skin Cure is supererceltent. His fast
curing my daughters ring Worm, achtch has
spread all orer her BODY" Mrs. +. l.. ID. Mer-
Ram. Blue Hill, Mass. Druggists keep 1t, 81
rer nackare
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Never Fails.

Mr.. j. LeiSt, warebOuSeman for LautZ Rroa
Buffalo, N. Y, says he had q swelling ON tho
foot which he attributed to chilblains. Ue
used Thomas Eclectric OIL, and is troubled
nOlonger. For sale by H. Ii. Cochran, drug
gist, l37 and l39 North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

KlDNEY WORT FOR SALE AT II. Is.
n COchran's Drug Store, 1877 and l39 North
Queen street. MARI 3rnJ
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

GO TO II. b. Cocnran's drug store for Mrs'
Freemans NeU National Dyes. For brlgnt'
ness and durability OF color. are unequaled.
Color from to pounds. Directions In Eng
lish and German. Price. Is cents.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

r BUY MY GOODS FROM FlRST HANDS
L for cash and sell the best goods for tho
money in the city at
HARTMAN'S YELLOW FRONT CIGAR
STORE.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

"Dr Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pills
are worth their weight In gold In nervous and
sick headache"-Dr. Ii. Ii. Schlichter, of Bal
timOro.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

Don't Die In tho House.
"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mlce
reaches, bed-bugs. flies, ants, moles, chip
hunks, gophers. l5c.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

FOR sure cure for Dyspepsia, take SIM
mons Liver Regulator
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

In hospitals Glenn's Sulphur Soap Is largely
used as q disinfecting and purifying agent.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
myel-lwdeod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

To aid digestion, take Simmons Liver Reg i
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

Ely's Cream Balm reduces Inflammation
Sores in the nasal passages are healed in u
few days. Catarrhal headache is dissipated.
Senses of smell, taste and hearing are restored.
Price so cents.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

81 spent s2.5OO. with other doctors" !" Whites
Mr. j. w. Thornton, OF Claiborn, MISS. 3D.
marian Nerrine however alone cured my son
OF fts." This Is on par with hundreds OF
Others, speedy but thorough.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-05-22

Harrisburg Express, west, at $40 p. m., has
direct connectiOns without change Of cars) To
Columbia and York.
Fast Line, west, on Sunday, when tagged,
will stop at OOwningtOwn, COatesville, Parkes.
burg, Mount Joy, El1zabethtOwn and Middle.
town.
Day Express, Fast Line, News Express, Mail
Train, No. !, Western Express and Pacific Ex-
press run dailv.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
Stealing Melons,

The stealing OF melons Is something
thai will try the patience of even a
Quaker. A farmer may lose his wheat
crop by bugs, his corn by smut or cattle,
and his potatoes by rot or bugs, and he
will go right along whistling Yankee
Doodle" and put another mortgage on
the farm, and he cheerful. His cattle
may die o. be stolen. his horses follow
off I; amp with halter, and his chick
ems disappear, and he will not get mad,
but if anybody steals melon he will
load up a shotgun and lay in an ada
cent corn-field five nights in the week
to get chance to shoot somebody. A
lightning-rod peddler or fellow selling
patent corn cuitivatOr may beat him
out of hundreds of dollars by getting
him to sign receipt which turns out to
be a note, and he will sigh or 90 10 law,
and act as though he hated to hurt the
feelings of persons who bilked him, but
if he has melon patch that is not worth
81, and he hears that green melon has
been plugged by melon thief, he VII
poison all his melons to get chance to
murder somebody, or fire his old blunder-
buss at a crowd of boys with murder in
his heart. There is something queer
about this, and we would like to have
somebody explain why it is that seDsi-
bic man, a deacon i'll a church, will get
so boiling over with rage at the loss of
a few melons, and stand up and smile at
losses a thousand times greater. OF
course it is wrong to steal melons, and
we do not defend the practice, but, since
We have picked so many bird-shot and
dogs teeth out of an otherwise immacu-
late person, We have felt that there was
a good deal more fuss made about a
few melons than the Importance of that
agricultural product seemed to warrant.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
The MAY Pole.

The 1st of MAY was the chief festival
in ancient and modern times. Chaucer
and other writers tell us that in Eng
land, during the middle ages, it was
customary for all, even the court itself,
to join in this carnival, and the faireSt
maid III the village was crowned with
flowers and seated in an arbor, covered
with hawthorn, where she sat in state
and received the youthful courtierswho
danced and sang around her after the
fashion of worshipping the Goddess
Flora.
During the reign of Henry the Eighth,
the heads of the corporation of London
went out in the high grounds of Kent
to gather the May, the king and Queen
Katherine of AraSon coming from
their palace of Greenwich to meet them.
In every town and village was erected
Il May pole, upon which each season
was suspended wreaths of flowers, and
the villagers danced in pretty rings the
whole day through. This custom,
abolished by the Puritans, was revived
during the Restoration, and held its
ground for long time.
May poles are yet to be sen in some
portions of France and Germany, and
the festive sports are still observed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
Mexican Express Runners.

All through the interior of the cOun-
try at almost every town and village,
are to be found runners, usually In
dians, whose business it is to carry small
packages upon their shoulders from
place to place. Knowing all the noun
tain paths and short cuts, and possess
Ing a vast amount of strength and stay
ing power. these runners make long
Journeys in prodigiously short time.
To cite case that illustrates both the
custom of gift sending and the manner
of sending gifts. One of my friends
here in Monterey, being then on his
way home from the City of Mexico,
stopped for night with his carriage,
horses and servants at a hoSpltable
rancho, where he was admirably well
entertained. On the evening of the
next day he came to 4 town famous tor
its delicious fish, and as an acknowl-
edgement of the hospitality rendered
him, he sent a runner with a basket
of fish to his host of the night before.
The distance, allowing for short cuts,
was forty miles across a mountainous
country; yet the runner" made 1t i'll
side of ten hours-leaving at 4 O'Clock
at night, and arriving at the rancha las
my friend subsequently was informed)
ut ) O'Clock the next morning. Taking
into consideration the time lost between
collection and shipment, and between
receipt at the terminal point and actual
delivery to consignee, the best regulated
express company in the world could
not have made this shipment more ex-
peditiously. Moreover, as these run
ners'' are absolutely trustworthy
there are cases ON record of their dying
in defence of their freight-the express
facilities which they afford in a small
way scarcely can be improved upon.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
An Emperor's Portable Altar.

\ traveling-altar may certainly be
counted among the most singular re-
duisites; one such has, however, long
been in use in the imperial house of
Austria. On all long journeys the en-
peror takes with him not only a court
chaplain but also his traveling-altar.
To this latter attaches a history. 1t
dates from the time of Emperor Ru-
dOlph H.; at it prayed Ferdinand H.;
it accompanied Emperor Joseph III. in
his Turkish campaigns, aud in more re-
cent days the emperor's brother, Ferdi-
nand Max, took 1t with him to Mexico.
The altar consists of an obl0ng wooden
box, strongly fastened with iron, on
the inside of the cover of which, when
opened, an ancient painting, represent
ing the Holy Supper, may beseen. The
two side-pieces, hinged, are turned up
to give more length; four wooden legs,
nicely folding into the body of the box,
can be let down to raise the altar to a
proper heighss; the consecrated altar
stone is taken from the box and placed
| on the mensa, and the three cloths put
on together with the cross and candles.
Emperor Francis Joseph carried the
altar with him to Palestine in 1863,
also to the opening of the Suez canal
the then chaplain, DIR. Dudik, read
mass on it at sea.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
Brains in Housekeeping.

Another convenience at Aunt James
is the two dustpans and the chamber
broom hung in the back entry upstairs.
You know when one has been cutting
out work in her room there will be lit
ter, or when the boys are not careful to
use the dOor-mat, they will leave traces
of mud on the carpet, and what trouble
it is to run down stairs after broom and
duStpan. Aunt Jane said she never
could afford to carry her one hundred
and forty pounds of weight up and down
stairs every time room needed extra
sweeping, when new broom costs
thirty-five cents and second dustpan ten.
While she was about it, she would have
a dust-bin too, and if you lift the cover
of that large box i'll brown linen and
red trimming in the corner of the pas
sage upstairs, You will find it an old
tin cracker-boX, to receive SweepingS
from the bedrooms. They are all swept
thoroughly once week of course, but
between wlnles all transient sweepings
90 into this box, which is emptled at
convenience. Aunt Jane counts that
this second broom and pan which cost
40 cents in all, have saved her gong up
and down stairs at least five times a
week for the last five years, or thirteen
hundred times, and allowing that inte
rest on the first investment might make
the price of her broom and things 30
cents; l cent fare saves her from going
up and down seventeen times, and she
considers it cheap. l know family
who went without new dustpan ten
years after they needed 1t, and made
the old one do, because they never felt
they could afford to pay half dollar
country price-just for a convenience.
But the mistress said when she had to
get a new one finally, and thought of
all the backacheS and yeXatlonS about
sweeping up she might have saved by
getting it before, she felt too big fool
to stay in the family.
The boys bed stands in corner of
their room, away from the windows,
and inconvenient TO reach for making.
Y ou know how unwholesome it is for
any one who sleeps at the back of a bed
in such a position where no fresh air
reaches it. Yet how tiresome it is TO
pull the bedstead out every night, and
push IL Out VI tiic way III tiic iioAhAiS,
the room being too small to allow Its
standing out. The casters are too
small. Get a larger size or broad WOO
den wheels, and you can push the bed
stead back and forth easier than you
can move a chair. The boys can pull
it out at night into the best air in the
room, and shove it back to give them
room for dressing. You can move it
about as you like to tuck in the clothes
when making the bed, and leave it out
to air when no one is i'll the room; "a
touch will put it in place any time. and
the broad tires will not wear the carpet
like small iron ones. 1t is trifie to see
that the furniture in house has easy
castors, but the difference in ease of
moving and keeping it neat will sur
prise yon. It's the principle of having
two tea-kettleS over again-that COM
forts are always cheap.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
Police Orders.

Among other curious police orders
issued at Moscow in view of the corona
ton is one prohibiting the exhibition OF
sale of busts OF pictures of their Imper-
ial Majesties among the populace, which
decree is dictated by the desire to pre-
vent the distribution of false represen-
tations of the Imperial features. All
householders and proprietors of apart
ments in the streets through which the
state entry into Moscow will be made
have also been obliged to give guarantees
to the police that they will not let out
their windows and balconies, or allow
anybody to be on the roofs of their
houses, during the passage of the pro-
ceSsion; besides which they will be held
responsible for all persons within their
doors on that occasion.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
An Avalanche i'm May.

In the early part of May, three min-
ers, named William Downing, Arthur
Hastings and Edward Hughes, left
Leadville, Colorado. They are three
old-timers in Colorado and started for
KOkomo. The men decided to work an
old claim known TO Hastings on
Fletcher Mountain. About half-past
eleven O'Clock on the 18th of May,
Hastings declared his intention of going
to the tent and preparing dinner.
Downing and Hughes continued to
work and thought nothing more of
Hastings absence. He had been gone
about quarter of an hour, and the
men were about to quit work, when a
st ange, rumbling noise, like distant
thunder, was heard. Downing turned
pale with alarm, as he had heard that
strange sound before. He turned to
Hughes and exclaimed, in voice that
betrayed his great agitation:
''Do yo1 hear that sound? 1t is
snOT-jlide."
At fist Downing was in doubt as to
whether it would be better to stay in
the hole or go out. Hughes declared
that he would go out and see what had
become of HaSt-rgs. Downing then
said that he would accompany him.
On getting out the men were terrified
to see the snow coming down the little
gulch in which their teri was pitched.
The place where they stood overlooked
the gulch and they corld see the i'm
mense rocks being driven along by the
srOw. On, on it came, and they ssw
that everything in and around their tent
would be destroyed. They shouted as
load as they could for the purpose of
attracting Hastings attention, but it
was of no use. He was too busily Oc-
cupied within the tent to hear the shouts
of his friends. The snOw-slide came
down with a swOOp and lifting the tent
as though it had been a piece of paper
it hurled it on down the guleh.
Downing and Hughes ran as fast as
they could and they were glad to see
the tent lodged on shelving rock
They hurried to the spot and found
Hastings half buried in the snow.
They pulled him out, but he was unable
to move. He groaned loudly and told
his two partners he was going to die.
They picked him up and with as much
care as they possibly could carried him
a little way down the mountain to
miners hut. He was laid ON the rude
couch and preparations were made for
his removal to KokOmo. These were
all unnecessary, however. In about an
hour after Hastings had been laid in
bed he expired.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
NEW EVERY MORNING /.

Every day is fresh beginning.
Every morn Is the world made nevv
You who are weary of sorrow and sinn;ro
Here Is a beautiful hope for you:
n hope for me and hope for YOU
All the past things are past and over
Inc tasks are done and the tears are shed
Yesterdays errors Jet yesterday cover
hesteruiy 5 wounds, which smarted an,
Are healed with the healing which nigh
Yesterday now is a part of forever.
BOUND up IN a sheaf, which God hold,
With glad days and sad days, and bad dav.
which never
Shall visit us more with their bloom and
their blight, CAV
Their fuilness of sunshine or sorrowfu
night ~
Let them so, since we cannot re-liye them
Cannot undo and cannot atone;
God IN his mercy receive and forgive them
Only the new days are our own.
To-day is ours aud to-day alone.
Here are the skies all FURNISHED brightly
Here Is the spent earth all reborn.
Here are the tired limbs sprinpinp LIGHTLY
10 lace the sun and to share with the morn
In the chrism of dew and the cool ot
dawn
Every day is a fresh beginning;
Listen, my soul, TO the glad refrain;
And spite OF old sorrow and older SHINING
And puzzles forecasted and possible pain.
Take heart with the day, and begin again
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-06-13
Too Much Liquor.

A young man of Cape Ann who occa-
sionally drinks more liquor than is good
for him, failed toreturn home day not
long ago at his usual hour, and his wife,
knowing his weakness, went to look for
him. On the railroad track not far from
her house she saw man lying across
the rails; but the danger of his position
did not Immediately occur to her and she
was about to pass by at a distance when
she heard the whistle of an approaching
train. Then, instantly realizing that he
must inevitably be run over unless she
saved him, for the train was coming
around a curve, and no one else was in
sight, she ran to where he lay and sue
ceeded in rolling him into the ditch al
most from under the wheels Of the loco
motive. 1t was not until the danger
was past that she discovered that she
had saved her husband.