Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-08
FUSSY.

It is nature that makes all the fuzz about peaches Advertiser. young lady calls her beau 'sHoney-
 suckle," because he is always hanging over
 the front railings.
 History relates that Asop. the poet, once
 paid $400, 900 for single supper. He must
 have had everything with mushrooms. D. Lowell Citizen.
 The Boston Advertiser says: .sThey say
 there were 2.36O Smiths at the recent reun-
 ion. The Smyths did not go." We should
 like to know ' not2-LoweiI Courier.
 A young man who went to the late war
 this fashion: My dear Julia: Whenever sm tempted to do wrong I think of you, and I say; Get the behind me, Satan.'
 ttHavs you published that interview with me about my new theater?n asked Boston
 manager of his secretary. "I have" was the
 reply. "Then contradict it tomorrow, must be advertised. Milton News. 'eDid you notice the ssthetical appearance
 of Miss Giddigush. Amy? asked the High her nosas" replied Amy, 'but didn't know the dictionary word for it."-Dsrrick. tradesman having bought B door-mat with the word salve (welcome) in the center, g country relative. on seeing the mat, re- marked q say, Cousin John, what kind of salve is that you advertise on your door mat ?'' .-r
 "Why do you nutter that way when you read?' asked 8 man of an old negro who sat
 mumbling over newspaper. 'How ought read, sah?" "Why read without moving your lips ]" 'sWhat good would dat sorter reading do me, fur couldn't heah it2 When reads wanster read so kin heah what Pse readin' bout. ."-Arkansaw Traveller.
 ssSee here, P said the star to the manager, Eff you are going to have bouquets handed | to me avery night why don't you get decent Why can't I always have as good aa bouquet as I had last night?'' ''As good Q bouquet as you had last night9" shrieked the manager, ! "why, holy sunfower, it's the same one!"- Citizen. An impuIsixe youth was fined twenty shil- ! lings or ten days hard labor in 8 London court the other day for kissing a young sovereigns he decided to go to prison. His offence was bad enough, but how shall his texcuse be characterized?-"l was under the influence of liquor, |" he said, s'or I should net have dreamed of doing it. 'l-eza gsz j. Avery celebrated lecturer presented him self before western audience, and the port ly and eloquent gentleman swhe acted as chairman on that occasion dwelt long and .tearfulIy on the many striking and interest ing Squalities possessed by the distin- guish6d author who was SO soon to ad- dress them tsAnd now, my friends, ' said the chairman, in concluding his address, 1T | leave in your hands the lecturer of the even ing, who needs no introduction from me, as his fame extends throughout all south ern "A ichigan." --51V13A sAas7 t-.- -a14l- 1-- ANrrJksPER.. C trld Dst niggsr Jasper am fool .s EG3 Tony d0 earth do n1oF6, 1t ,..@ Is Case I. myself, dnla Hperienea, f-- A fac dst ken prcye.-o7 fz-e-e -4 went ap town enc evsnihi Ea 1-%5 To zee Q friend Q uhin&, as.Sx An comin' home ho 'gposed to me r T0 tick glass Q wine. dE3I Dat night do NoElisRns xollin' Bo,s f+ Like apples in Q trough,g.7 .sz- e. r. | sot right down an' hop myself EszC To keep from uIiten' od. '-4- incs rz- u. s-John K.3Iebb in Independent.