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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22

HAY-FEVERhaasPePP aPPl{I {In55 S5 the the iIt5ie n6se
triis It will be absorbed, effectually cleansing
the nasal passages of catarrhal virus, causing
healthy secretions 1t allays Inflammation,
protects the membranal Innings ofthe head from
additiona. colds, completely heals the sores and
restores the sense of taste and smell. Beneficial
results are realized by few applications.
A thorough treatment aoiu care.
Unequaled for Cold in the Head, Headache
and Deafness, or any kind ofmucuous mem
branal irritauions. Send for circular. BY mail,
prepaid. soc, package-stamps received. Sold
by all wholesale and retail druggists.
ELY BROTHERS, Owego, n. Y
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22
Eugene GOeldnel
DENTIST,

second Door East of Post ofice, WatertoEnii U
wis. Teeth extracted without pain; ArInfla' Iatna
Tat, filed With gold and silver, and all work
rerranted to give entire satisfaction
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22
NJ. y. q f. A. BARBER,

p6vsicians and Surgeons. Office, NoacHs bIeeR, deS
I'd door, corner Main and "a streets'
hours from to II A. NJ
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22
DANIEL HALL. u D. %
nALL & SKINNER,

ATTORNEYS and Counselors at Law ana oonclt
tors in Chancery. Have complete absract oI
tbe records of all titles and incumpranceS on
raal estate in Jefferson county. once over "a -
consin National Bank, at the ioEIner oHA0e -
Enos & Hall.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22
HAMLlN u FORD,

Uya+or+o,vn lumber Yard. Lumber OF every
description, Lath and shingles constant! on t
hand and for sale at the lowest NaTke lFrlce' a'
the Milwaukee Depot, WATERFOWL WIS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22
A HRITZNER.

Fashionable Barber and Hair Dresser, shop IN
SaIick's basement on the Bridge, WatertoWn,
wis. The best of Hair Dye used, warranted 10
hold color for eight weeks.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22
AUGUST WIG GENHORN,
Matchmaker & JeWeIer,

Opposite Bank of Watertown, corner Nam ana
IStstreets.
Keeps constantly on hand a large STOCK OK .od of
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silver ana PIateu
Ware Sc Particular attention paid to repair
ing Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, &C., and warrant
Ell O give satisfaction.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-08-22

The Crawfsh river is getting down OF
its high horse which it has been ridins
for the past three weeks.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24


Weeks passed. Leonora had not heard
from her husbandi she knew that his afIec.
tion Tor her was sincere, and he would not
have neglected her if he were not demoral.
lied by dissipation.
One evening she sat alone in her desolote
hpTe, almost heart-broken. Consolation
she ha noae; che had no confident, fer she
was too true a woman to disclose her Lus.
bands follies to the world.
Her sad thoughts were interrupted by q
knoik st the door. A gentleman entered
the room. He asked Leonora if she we Q
the wife Of Johu Harper.
Excuse me. madam" !" he continued, "but
no doubt you have heard my pame-F. NJ.
Blaek-mentioned by your husband. A
few weeks ago he leit for London; while
there be has opportunities of disposing Of
diamonds lie possessed one worth a
thousand pounds gave it To him, and be
promised that should hear from him in
a week or two; if he were unsuccessful in
selling the gem should have II again by
that time. Many weeks hBve elapsed, but
have received no communication from
Mr.. Harper. do not doubt his honesty,
but I am afraid that he is incompetent,
through illness, to transact business. As
Yo are his wife, no doubt you can give
me somO Information regarding him"
LeonOra's pale cheek became ghaslly as
she listened. Had drink SO degraded John
Harper that be had become thielY
For moment she was overwhelmed with
this new sorrowi but she soon recovered
her selfpossession. She was a true WIFE,
The world should meyer know Ct her bus-
bs rs dishonOr.
"You will excuse my agitation,' p she said
"when inform you that you are correct in
your eonjectures respecting Mr.. Hsrner.
He has been very III for many wsskE to.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
If net paid in advance, $l.25.

day received letter from him. Unfor,u
nately, Illness has imnaired his memory,
tor he informed me that he bad lost your
address, and was unable TO remember
where to send you tho proceeds for the sale
OF the gem. Tomorrow you will receive a
check for the amount"
few more drrary weeks passed away
and brought Lecnoro new trouble. Little
Blanche WAS very III. 4 few more hours
would decide whether she tiyet or died
The little form tossed restlessly. Time
passed. Tho poor mGiher's suspense be
came endurable. Her hesd fell un the pil-
low of her child. Misery had rendered her
unconscious.
She reviye,t 10 hear a well kpowB voice
exclaiming, ooh, that could sacrifice my
worthless life to save my innocent chid!"
The husband and wife had met ONCE
more.
al have come" said John Harper, "lo
bid farewell 10 you aud little Blanche be
lore leave my native land. | can never
expect your forgiveness. But bo merciful
and allow me to share your vigil. If our
child RECEIVERS, you can eui1y all ber love.
Tell her that her father is dead; but be
noble, and teach her to respect my mem
ory."
The sorrow-stricken man bowed his head
in despair. A little hand was land in his
and gentle voice exclaimed, "DO not leave
me, my husband, but let us try to save our
child"
The astonished man sank on his knees
and exclaimed, From this hour will new.
er taste liquor! Sooner will drink poison,
FOR that would cause less misery. am
ashamed to look an honest man in the face
! was entrusted with valuable diamond.
Iu my drunken stupor lost the gem, and
| shall be branded as a thief"
"Not so, my husband" cried Leonora.
"for to shield you paid the value of the
gem. and your honor is safe"
Day dawned. A feeble vice exclaimed,
"Papa, kiss little BlaneLcl"
The child livedi and John Horper's vow
was never brokeD.
Leonora reaped the reward Of her devotion
by long lie Of happiness and 1--we. The
wi!e's mission was fulfilled
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
RHEUMATISM IS: Ss:!: g 5eF jsi

Neuralgia are relieved at once and positive
ly cured by the use of Wheeler's Ne SO Rhcu-
matte Remedy. We say boldly that in The
worst cases OF no matter how long Standing,
how serious Or how painful, we can MOI only
give relieT out positively cure for all time.
railing to do this we Will positively refund
the money paid iOr treatment. and 1t your
suiferings are not positively stupped for all
time YOU have not thrown your money away
as you would OH any OIL her than t csc guaran.
tecd remedies. The price of heelor's No. 90
Rheumatic Remedy is only 80 cents, obtain
abe from druggists or sent tree by mail on
rucelnI ul nrlce. Slnmns lAken.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
LEHIGHToN, CARBON COUNTY, Pa,
THE REIGN OF AUTUMN.


The rust ia over the red Of the clover,
The green is under the gray,
And down the hollow the feet winged
swallow
Is flying away and away.
Fled are The roses, dead ore the roses,
Tho glow and the glory done,
And down the hollow the steel. winged
swallow.
Flying the way DER the sun.
In place of the summer, dread new conner
His solemn state renews;
A crimson splendor, instead of the tender
Daisy, and the darling dews.
Bat Oil the sweetness, the full compl,t te
That under his reign are bornl
Russct and yellow in apples mellow,
And wheat and milet and corn.
His frosts so hoary touch With glory
Maple aud oak and thorn;
And rising and falling, his winds are call
lug.
Like a hunter through his horn.
No thrifty sower, but just mower,
That comes whom the day is done,
With warmth a beaming aud gold a-gleam
ing,
Like sunset after the sun.
And while fair weather, and frost together
Color the woods so gay,
We must remember that chill December
Has turned his steps this way.
And say, as we gather In the house together,
And pile the logs on the hearth,
Help us to follow the light little swallow,
Fen to the ends of the earth!
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24

Our babies-Wth all their faults we
1--we them still; not noisy.
The dentist will take the stump during
the present campaign as usual.
-CnnfectiOners are the only kind ofmen
who charge pretty girls for tally.
Why do you suffer with back ache, pain
in the chest, rheumatism, or lameness any.
where when Hop Plaster will surely give
you relieh Druggists sell them, 25 cts.
Very few men are so stingy that they
will not share a kiss with pretty girl.
When a drove Of cattle get 10 below.
ing you can't get so far away from them
that they will not be herd.
We don't give away trial bottles efJAD.
WINS TAR SYRUP, for if we did, every.
bony would be cured, and we would he
Obliged to quit business for want Of funds
AT Thomas drug store.
When pedestrian finishes his walk
he is a good deal like the rim Of a cart
wheel, because he is tired fellce.
liza woman could always marry the
man of her choice, she might be taking the
husband of some other woman.
Quantity, Qualify and Purity are the
three inducements offered to purchasers Of
JADWIN'S TAR SYRUP, which is the
only Cough Syrup known to contain pure
Pine Tar. For Sale at Thomas drug store
A patent medicine advertisement spea he
/ af - in ba Ell To-
a removal OF the jocular vein.
The deepest mourning on record is that
Of an Indian widow, who since the death Of
her husband drinks nothing else but black
tea.
Mover give up! you can find a remedy for
Heart Disease, everyone who has tried Dr.
Graves Heart Regulator says it is a sure
cure.
An Irish man was heard to say that he
would have been a man Of considerable
property If his father had never entered
the family.
ARE YOU Miserable through indigestion,
Sour Stomach, or Constipation Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will relieve
you. Sold by DR. Horn, Lehighton and
Z Horn, Weissport
AT fashionable dinners the game now
comes to the table with the feathers On.
By strange coincidence this is the way
the fashionable bonnet goes to church.
Garfield, Iowa-Dr. A. T. Henah saws
"Once using Browns Iron Bitters proves lis
superiority over all other tonic prepara
tons"
"A prime old maid in this city rositiye.
ly declined to attend the boat races. af er
hearing that "snyder hugged the shore"
and that there were buoys in the water.
We take pleasure in recommending Halls
Hair Renewer to our readers. It restores
gray hair to its youthful color, prevents
badness, makes tho hair soft and glossv,
does not stain the skin, and is altogether
the best known remedy for all hair and
scalp diseases.
1T is not easy to be a widow" SAYS
Mrs. Smithersj tone must reassume all tho
modesly Ofgirlhood, without being allowed
even to feign its ignorance"
-"No more Of the fruit, bu. a little more
Of the juice, il you please" said the teu-
PerSnee advocate when Che hostess asked
him to bays another dish Of preserves
branded peaches.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
-"Yes. my wife /. a good poker rlsysr,a

--"Yes, my wife is good poker player"
says Long Island farmer, and then he
added, "sbe is also just as handy with the
t9ngs.'
"A little girl o, Newport, seeing a will
low phaeton for the 6rst time, exclaimed
"Why, mamma everybody rides out in
their clothes basket here"
A Madison avenue girl who is an ex.
pert at bandkerchier Irritation thinke she
ought to be a chief Of the signal service.
When a Sunday school superintendent
| asked his class why Moses smote the rock a
little fellow sung out, "t ferkin he. missed
the fellow he aimed at"
After carefully coming the Old Testt-
ment searcher after truth fnforms US that
Goliath was the great original dude, as be
was the fret man on record who had a bang
on his forehead.
Somebody substituted pile Of corn.
combs for the doughnuts on Vermont
railway restaurant counter, and they were
about twothirds eaten before nybody dis
covered what bad happened,
-"Your cheek is an awful temptation 10
me-" he exclaimed, as he looked admiring.
ly OF her fresh young face. "Your cheek
must be an awful burden to you" she re-
piled. glancing at him suspiciOuslyj and
the fresh young man withdrew,
A we'll known sheriff in Arkansav Is
nntei for his anabilty. Some time ago he
entered the cell of man who was to be
hanged the following day and said; "That
little affair Of ours comes off tomorrow, you
know, and hope that you will be quite
ready for the performance, Hold yourself
pretty stiff when the cap is drawn, Then
you will go down straight and won
dange. It's very uncomfortable TO daugls
aud you will find the stiff method prefer
able.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
SUFFERING WOMEN. 55sas 5:..ss 5%as's q: 3.

nature with Il pretty face. beautiful figure,
iaultlcss complexion, as well as the sweetest
ot tcnpers and laultless mental qualities
grows rrematurely old, gray and wrinkied,
her TORN loses its perfect contour, the com.
plexOn becomes salIow. the brightness leaves
the eye, Il feeling of languor takes the place
OF the once buDYnut spirits, an irritable neT-
vous fractiousneSs makes life a burden, things
tn 1t once were trities worry her ill life be-
comes unbearable. All this being caused by
the physic II arrangements so common to wu-
men, which the innate mOdesty of feminine
nature prevents their making known, and of
which The ignorance Of the medical prOtcs
sion prevents cure. Lady Reader, pause
ana consider, 'lis duty you owe yourself,
your family, and your God. that YOU should
cure Yourself OF these troubles and once more
feel the glow ufperfcct health and spirits that
nature intended for you. lFheeie,'s No. 90
Prescriptions are pleasant and palatHEle to
take, containsnothing OF an Injurious nature
and may be taken by all ages At all times and
in all conditions without possibility of III ei-
fecis, and will positively cure any of the pc
culitr diseases to which females are subject
Falling to produce Il perfect cure the pre-
prietors Will refund the money paid tor the
treatment. IT you have Saliow complexion,
constant or Intermittent headaches, back.
ache, rcstlessuess. loss Of appetite, suppress.
s!Ons of monthly flow, or irregularities there
of, accompanied by headaches, nervousness.
Mysteries aud similar symptoms, Wheeier''
No. 90 PreSc, ipfiOn =" B" will positively re-
Store you to health. lfyou have sensation
ut helt and thrOhbing IN the back, frequent
fainiing spells, LeucOrrhea or white discha rye
painful or scalding sensation in urinnting
reddish or white deposit in urine, hot and dry
skin, Wheeier's No. 90 Prcscrfgli0n " C." will
OF Whceler's No 95 Prescriptions " and
90 are so cents each, 0btainablc frCm drug
gists or sent by mail secure from observation
postpaid ON receipt OF price. Postage stamps
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
The Horse Kicked Him,

The horse is noble animal, and one Of
the best friends Of man. Yet no man wants
even his best friend TO kick him in the
back. Mr.. Libby, of Lowell, Mass, re.
ceived such kick from a horse in 1855.
Ever since he has been a mart yr to spinal
suffering. FEkRY DAvTs's PAIN KILLER has
relieved him from great agony. While
he has bnen using this valuable remedy lie
has enjnyed his life ms he never couli haye
lnnc otherwise accidents will bapprn." :"
Provide against them by procuring PAIN
KILLER.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
Rev. Father Wilds'


The Rev. z. p. Wilds, weIl-known city
missionary in New York. and brother
of the late eminent Judge wiIds, of tho
Massachusetts Supreme Court, writes
as follows:
as e. 5ith ST., Ne,c York, May 10, 1882.
MEssnS. j. @, AVER & Co., Gentlemen;
uncomfortable itching humor affecting
more especially my limbs, which itched so
intolerably Mt night, and burned so intense
ly, that L could scarcely bear any clothing
over them. | was also a sufferer from
severe catarrh and catarrhal cough; my
appetite was poor, and my system a good
deal run down. Knowing the value OF
AYERS SARsAPARILLA, by observation Of
many other cases, and from personal use
III former years, l began taking Ii for tho
above-named disorders. My appetite I'M.
proved almost from the first dose. After
n short time the fever and itching were
alayed, and all signs of irritation OF the
were also cured by the same means, and
my. general health greatly improved, until
II il now excellent. / feel a hundred per
, cent stronger, and | attribute these results
10 the use OF tho SARsAPARiLLA, which
] recommend with all confidence as tho
II in small doses three times a day, and
used In all. less than two bottles. place
these facts at your service, hoping their
publication may do good.
Yours respectfully, z. i. WILDs."
The above instance Is but one Of the many
constantly coming to our notice, which prove
the perfect adaptabillty of AYERS SARsA-
PARILLA to tie cure of all diseases arising
from impure or impoverished blood. and q
weakened vitality.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
Advertising Rates.

We desire to be distinctly understood
,At no advertisements will be inserted IN
az columns Of TBE CARBON ADVOCATE that
Nay be received from unknown parties or
ms unless accompanied by the CASH.
he following are our oSLY terms;
ONE SQUARE 90 L1NEs),
oe vear. zach insertion. 10 cts.
~ months. eooh insertion ............ 80 cts.
hrce months, each insertion ....-....-. 70 cts
css than three months, first insertion
IL; each subsequent inscrtion...'''' 70 cts'
Local notices 10 cents rer line.
II. v. MoRTlIIMER, Publisher.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24

The first weather report-Thunder.
The old ticket-A restaurant check.
"A rushing misunderstanding a thief.
Church music is not difficult TO a
choir.
Billiard playing is sort of green baize
ball game.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
CATARRH.
4 II Is needless to de.
l scribe the symptoms


case that Is sappnS the life and strength Of
too many of the fairest and best OF both sexes
old and young, suffering alike from the pot
sOnous dripping in the throat the poisonous
nasal discharges he fetid breath, and geuer-
alweakncss, debinty, and languor, aside from
the acute sutterings Of this disease, which II
not checked can only end IN loss OF palate,
hOarseness, weakened sight loss Of memory,
deafness and premature death if not checked
before II is too late. Labor, study and re-
search in America. Europe aid Eastern lands
have resulted In Whecle IS No. p6 Instant Re.
itcf and Sure Cure for CctdrTh "a remedy which
contains no harmful ingredients, and hat is
guaranteed 10 cure every case Of acute ar
chronic catarrh or money refunded Wheel
ef's No. 90 Iasidnt Relief aud Sure Cure for
CdtdrTh will cure every case OF eatarrh, hay
few or asthma, price 81 90 per package from
druggists or sent by mail on receipt OF price
Wheeier's No. 90 Sure uTe for Kidney and
Liver Troubles cures all weakness and sore
ness Of kidneys, Inflammation Of kidneys or
liver, price fl.Ot.
Whesier's Vegetable Pihs are the only rem.
edy that cure constipation, giving ma ural
action of the bowels without physicing, purg.
ing, grlpng or pain. Price 25 cents, If drug.
glsts or by mail
Wheeier's NerUine Tonic for mental depres,
sion, loss OF manhood, languor, weakness or
| over taxation OF tbs brain is invaluable, price
Zj cents
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24

Leonora Markham was the pettied child
OF fortunes she had been LETT motherless at
an early sgs, and her father devoted his lite
to hs child, indulgpE her IN every Wish.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24
Penetrated to the Bone.

Alderman john Baxter Toronto, Canada,
AYERS that ST. Jacobs OIL will penetrate 10
the bone to drive out pain. know it, for
| have tried j.; it hits the mark every time.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-24

Tho long winter evenings are rapid.
Is approaching, making the present q
good time 10 subscribe for The CARBON
ADVOCATE. Only $500 year,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1883-03-10
STAR ROUTE TRIAL.
Congressman BeIhord in the Amusing Role
of Injured Innooence.

Congressman BelhOrd in the Amusing Role
of Injured Innocence.
WASHINGTON, d. c., March 7.-Repre-
sentative BelfOTd, of Colorado, was to-
day fined 800 for contempt of court by
Judge Wylie, who is presiding over the
Star Route trials. BekOrd had been
called as a witness by the defense.
Several days ago NJ. G. Rerdell in his
testimony swOre that Dorsey gave Bel
ford check for $1,000 for some cOnsid-
Grafton not explained. BelfOTd has all
along vigorously denied that he ever
had transaction with Dorsey which
involved the payment to him of such a
check. While on the witness stand to-
day repeated efforts were made by cOun-
sci for the defense to have BelfOrd's de-
NAL of the receipt of the check go into
the testimony. To this those conduct
ing the prosecution objected, and the
Court sustained the objection on the
ground that it was aliunde.
When Mr.. BelfOTd had left the witness
stand he walked to the table where Mr..
IngersOu sat, and turning, said: 81
would like to ask the courtesy of the bar
and the permission Of the Court to make
a statement which in some way affects
my personal honor"
81 object" said Mr.. Merrick.
81 don't think it is right" exclaimed
Mr.. BelfOTd, "tO try to assassinRte q man
and then refuse him even to draw the
dagger out of the sore"
Mr.. Merrick, in reply. again objected
to this statement. There was then some
confusion, during which Mr.. BelfOrd,
who was considerably excited, made
some remarks. the only audible words
being: Give him the poor privilege Of
making statement"
NtWnl ufr ~ 1aih TnHra VIOLA rofhnr
sharply. this is not public meeting.
We are trying case judicially, and that
is all we can do"
"Then," declared Mr.. BelfOrd, 81 state,
before the living God, never received
such check"
Il object, Your Honor" exclaimed Mr.
Merrick.
JuAge Wylie, as soon as Mr.. Belford's
words were uttered, raped upon his
desk, and Mr.. BelfOrd, turning upon his
heel, started to leave the Court room.
Bring Mr.. BelfOrd here. Come here,
sir" said Judge Wylie. Mr.. BelfOrd re-
what did ne 5ay?' asked Judge
Wylie.
II desire to say" began Mr.. Bedford.
What did he say?' asked Judge
Wylie, again,
The words of Mr.. Belford about the
check were repeated.
THAT" said Judge Wyile, "is con-
tempt of Court, and the Court imposes a
fine of S1OO."
"All right" said Mr.. BelfOrd, rather
fiercely, 81 will pay it and $500. No
man shall assassinate my character" :"
and Mr.. BelfOrd Shutdown.
This is law tribunal" continued
Judge Wylie. This is a degree of i'm.
pertinence l never witnessed in Court"
The Court then said that Mr.. Bedford,
being law-makeT, had sufficient intel.
ligence to know that he had com
United a contempt, and for such reason
was then paid by Colonel Bob Ingersoll,
who gave his check for the amount.