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An Ofense Before the Queen.

4 London correspondent tells this
story about the late John Brown,
Oueen Victoria's fayorite servant A
servants bal was given some years
since at Balmoral, guests and members
u the royal household, as the custom
is 3n such occasions, taking part.
Among the dances was some sort OF a
competitive Highland reel wherein
the object of each performer is to
dam down all the rest; o which end
it is permitted to any one to disconcert
and even totally upset rival by an
adr0.t twist Of the hip, the elbow per-
haps assisting. Now, John Brown
was q proficient in this sport, and it
was his wont to carry off the palm and
0utlast all adversaries, to the great
contentment Of the queen, who looked
on. But there chancel upon this occa-
sion to be present a certain gentleman
skiDful 1T the dancing business, and
cunning Withal. lie, watching his
chance when all but himself and the
faithful John Brown had quilted or
been driven from the floor by sud
dea but quite lawful stratagem over
threw the queens fayorite, who fell at
her feet, and 50 was baked Of the dis
tlnction OF victory on which he and his
sovereign alike ha set their hearts.
Tie victor paid dearly for his triumph.
Before this little Incl lent ho had been
high in the favor Of his roy al mistress,
used to be sent for of an evening to
the royal apartment, where talk and
luU 10 woro TO be had, and enjoyed til :
marks Of the queens esteem. But
ter he had thus presumed to van
quish her maiesty's chosen personal at
tenlant. this unhappy gentleman Ian
guishad in the outer courts Of the
palace, and not fer more than tive
year, aft rWard was he fully restored
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18
American Steamboats, Sneep the World

There is apparently large and ex-
tended market for American fiat river
steamers on tie sha low, nayigable
rivers Of Europe and Asa In China
they have arealv effected almost a
revolution in tile water arrying trade
of Jhat empire AMI we lear that there
Is now q bri-k demand for them on the
Volga. The plan adopted successfully
by American builders is to take :
their machinery with them, and to
DuIid the steamers of limb on the
SPIT. This plan produces a steamer
much cheap than the iron river
steamers exported from England,
which have been in use in China for
some time. Not only is their success
due to that cause, but more especially
0winr 10 the fact that the Aue lean
built boats require only DRAFT Of four
feet. while most Of the Engl sh
steamers require nine. Even a graft
If I've feet bars the navigation
through great portion Of the river.
and tue speed Of tile American boats
IS said TO be better than that Of any Of
their iron competitors The light
dIraught Of the American boats has
opened up a nayigable length Of some
1000 to $50 miles on the Yo,ga
which viii probably induce larger
subsequent orders for the other great
rivers Of Russia. There should be an
equally good market for such steamers
on the rivers Of the Argentine Repub-
tic. which are very wide, but for the
most part shallow. We understand,
however, that there is a strong preiu-
dice against them, owing to their liza
bility to catch fire the two first
which were run on the Platte having
been destroyed by fire. We do not see
why America should have a monop-
oily Of such hat-bottomed river steam
ers. and recommend this to the atten-
sion Of English ship builders, though as
nation we are said to be tie last to
suit our goods to customers require
ments.--LoadoH Marine EngiReer.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18
Advertising Cheats y!

cit has become so common to write the
beginning of an article in an elegant, inter
esting manner,
Then run it into some advertisement,
that we avoid all such,
''And simply call attention to the merits
of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms as
possible,
"To induce people
"To give them one trial, which SO proves
their value that they will never use anything
else"
TIE REMEDY so favorably noticed in all
the papers,
aReligors al secular, is
Having a large sale, and is supplanting
all other II edicines.
There is no denying the virtues of the
Hop plant and the proprietors of Hop Bit
tiers have shown great shrewdness
''And ability
ain compromising a medicine whose virtues
are so palpable to every ones observation
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

4 cure for rheumatism an English
doctor has touad in total abstinence
from food. He d clares that many
cases Of acute articuIar III unat;sm
have been cured by ia ting IRON four
60 eight days. While chronic rhsuma-
tism was also alleyiatei
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

y ~. Pierce,,s Favorite Prescription" for
all those weaknesses peculiar to women, IS
an unequalled remedy. Distressing back
ache and bearing down" sensations yield
% II strengthening properties. BY drug
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III. Pierce's "Pelets"-..tbe original
Little Liver Pills fsuear.coated )--cure
sle6 and bilious headache. sour stomach
ana bilious attacks. By druggists.
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The German government has pub
hshel 4 stringent de rec prohibit no
t.e use Of poisonous colors for th3
manufacture OF fool-prcdlets or artl-
cles CT food
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18
Did She Die?
A DAUGHTERS Misery.

n Daughter MISERY.
eleven years our daughter suffered on a
bed of misery,
From a complication of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and nervous debility,
"Under the care of the best physicians,
Who gave her disease various names,
But no relief,
"And now she is restored to Us in good
health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bitters,
that we had Stunned for years before using
it. ''-THE PARENTS.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

! N n me profession of journalism the man
" " q poverty Of ideas will soon have some
idea 81 poverty.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

= 1asI, and Or. Pierce's "Golden Medical
Discovery ! will not raise the dead, will not
cure You if your lungs are almost wasted by
consumption. 1t is, however, unsurpassed
both as peetoral and Alternative. and will
cure obstinate and severe diseases of the
throat and lungs, coughs and bronchial
affection. By virtue of its wonderful altera-
i've properties it cleanses and enriches the
blood cures pimIles, botches and eruptions
ana causes even great eating ulcers to heal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

L Is perfectly right and proper for man
INTO friends 'Oi''si'
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- remarkable for overcoming diseases caused
~ IN N pure water. decayine vegetation, etc,
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~ 6r ida Louise pieces out her husband s
$500 g.. income with an income Of $4,000 OF
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!. K ,st5 B B, s. c.-Rev. ]. S. White says;
II tseo i Browns Iron Btters for general ae;
pilty' 1t restored me to strength and vlgor'
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Father is Getting Well.

My daughters say:
How much better father is since he used
Hop Bitters."
"He is getting well after his long suffering
from a disease declared incurable."
"And we are so glad that he used your
Bitters. "a LADY of Utica, n. Y
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

''Chronio inflammation Of the bidder, two years.
Duration was my wi.e's complaint writes Dr. G. NJ.
Sammern. of Sun Hill Ga. Herurne often contained
fnuous, pns, and was sometimes bloody Piysiclan3'
pto1is-rny included and domestic remedies
only paated her pains. Kiduey-Wott, however, has
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THE DRAFTED
"KgDNEY-WORT"
PHYSICIANS INDoRsE HEARTILY.

III f"IV'3'.V3 ~ = a n
u have found kldney,Wort to work Ike charm,
dong 81 11s Is r'ttmef tor q After using it several
a2rs y practice l. regular ply sieian can tndorse
eheuiH. Il has done better than any remedy ever
gecl r. X, Clark, NJ. D., $ auth Horn, VI.
ntSGpRoI-S KIDNEY DISEASE.
4afre Of paray-i Frustrated me. also dangerously
isa-s,tq nv kidneys The doctors failed but Kidney
yy.,t rgs8 ne, r-E. Slade. is Blaekst ne Street,
p.fr M3ss
INV kidney trousIcs had lasted for git years.
s.ei blood Kidney.Wort cured 1te v-Allcaae
c.to, Montgomery Center. Vt.
,,uN,,v nv-p4sp am pnErraYATyaeY
:, -
i&o@ Ey z en,9 HsG Nv 100 says ~. - -
bridge NAleoi"' o. Nes' d. r. We sisgl ~
,.s.,.s ,nJ rbe,,ra,ia,n mne VAS Of thirtv yssrs
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a West Point cadet beglnsv with the s sf1ar
Pay which Prussian captain receives ai'ei
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!. three times tie man he was before IN
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"A. = IegTo baby, seven months old, was
selzed lor dehtof SIS in R,irka county, "a
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a. for Wells Rough on Corns. '15c. Quick
.siiaf. complete cure. Corns, warts, bunions.
s.c bn,z Hair Of Lyons Patent Heel Stiff
~. ,nak s ; boot or shoe last twice rs long
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!. NEW E7Y, n; C-ReY. G. y. ofiey says
.;l. nave !. taken Brown Iron Bitters and con
siueI Il one O. the best medicines known
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-05-18

: Singing irritation, inaamr1tion, Kidney
Urinary complaints, cured bv Buchupaloa %
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For Two
CeneYa atoms

The good and staunch cd
standby, MEXICAN MUS
TANG EMINENT, has done
more to assuage pain, relieve
suffering, and save tie lives OK
men and beasts than all other
liniments put together. Why?
Because the Mustang pene-
trates through skin and flesh
to the very bone, driving out
all pain and soreness ana
morbid secretions, and restor-
inc the afflicted part to sound
and supple health.
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YIN vouid use st. Patriek's oalge if you
- IN. rnnI u would DO Won.
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Catarrh of the B,,aser.

: Q moklng ruin---The castsway cigar
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horses annually. 'i0
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M - Iii Is based on good sense.
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orFosTFP CITY ernINds

1 UcTIoN sales every MoND.Y WE'D, =
"A pAY an ! SATURDAY, at M 1eloak,
pFecisaly, ofIlorsos, Males, Carriages, Wagons,
Bl6Sics Harness, Halters, Brilles, Saddle,
Blankets, Sc. Largo stock Of Horses, Car
fiia3es, Buggies, Wagons, &c, Of everydescrip-
ton with Harness, Lap Blankets, &c, con-
stantly on hand and at private sale at the very
lowest market prices am now selling New
Top Bnggies from s5j mp 10 $3.50 Now TX
press Wagons SIS to 800 New Harness from
- to s2J. Give me call before purchasing
Elsewhere. THOMAS j. pARLETI,
Anctioneer and Commission Merchant
dec lily
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4 Harness Bargain
THAT GeS4ES FOR ITSELF
Az ONLY $50 CASH.

Asa. to-. H - l-ulado, MCKEE Trimmed
buggy Harness.
or ny own make, OF Best Baltimore DAB
;apncd I.a4ttor, With Stained Russell Relns
snd overdraw check, il desired, fully equal to
Harness = I'D elsewhere at $25. Gall and ex-
ANNE hem at the Popular aud Old established
Wareraoal &C
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have tiled grea, number, truly remarks Mr. W
n Grose Of Serantan. Pa Under date Of Dec 70, -
but there is no other remedy like Kidney Wort fo
curing rheumatism and diseased kllneys."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14
MODERN AUTHORSHIP

funuu- h'n +us story ihriu'-
Who ne ~ Ni- krnNu {" tir"
Of laying egg hut then -hr a ~cfrhn
80 loud DER every 'gg tNpuld -e'ln
Tho hou-. un.t ho on tire
turkey cock, Whp ruled ti' WNiN.
Wiser hird mud uld'r.
Could heart no longer, 81" col dii -idh.
Right {, the hen nui lid her.
Madam. that -ctcnn, | npprrhvnd,
Duc- nothing tn thc matter:
II surely helpe tie esg no whit
~ lay your eggs ana done With a.
I pray yuu, madam. NJ "a friend.
CcR-. that -uperiuuu- clait'r.
You know not how go,- ihruushmJ head
HUMP. Very likely, madnm -ud.
I hen proudly putting forth "a lcg
Il neducatsd barnyard fowl
You know no more than mn o@l
The noble privilege and Iraise
OF authorship IN modern day
III tell you Why do It.
First you perceive lny my egg
Aud thcn-reyiew II,
Harvard trin-nn,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

\ newspaper, referring 10 a local
amateur performance, says that the
overture to Martha" by Prof. How
linski was very effective. We do not
think such items should be published
in the papers. What do the public
care about whether the Professor
made overtures to Martha or Martha
made them to the Professor? The
matter is private one that only
concerns Martha and the Professo L.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14
VITAL QUESTIONS.
Ask the most eminent physician

Ask the most eminent physician
Of any school, what is the best thing in the
world for quicting and allaying all irritation of
the nerve, and curing all forms of nervous
complaints, giving natural, childlike refresh
ing sleep always!
And thcy will tell you unhesitatingly
''Some form of Hopsr'
CHAPTER l..
Ask any or all of tho most eminent physi-
clans:
"What is the best and only remedy that can
he relied on to cure all diseases of the kidneys
and urinary organs, such as Brignt's disease,
diabetes, retention or inability to retain urine,
| and all the disease. and ailments peculiar to
women
And they will tell you explicitly and emphatically
Buchu"
Ask the same physicians:
What is the most reliable and surest for all iveI
diseases dyspepsia constipation Indigestion bilious
ness malaria fever. etc, and they will tell YOU:
Mandrake, or Dandelion!"
Hence. when these remedies combined with other:
equally valuable
And compounded into Hop Bitters such a
Concluded in nextl
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14
THIS CAPTURES THE ENTIRE BAKEaYs

A very, very tough story in which
chicken, rat, Il cat, u dog and a
boy figured was going the rounds in
the East End yesterday. The story
is vouched for by good authority,
and on this account is all the more
remarkable. It is related that Mr..
Sam McCurdy was sitting meath the
shade of a tree in the back yard of
his residence on Clay, near Franklin
street, talking to some friends, when
his attention was called to hen with
a brood of young chickens and a
large rat that had just emerged from
its hole and was quietly regarding
the young chickens with the prospect
of meal in view As the rat came
from his hole the house cat awoke
from her afternoon nap and caught
sight of the rat Crouching low, she
awaited developments, and stood
prepared to spring upon his ratship.
At the appearance of his ancient
enemy, the cat, Scotch terrier,
which had been summing itself in the
wood shed. picked up its ears and
quietly made for the place where the
cat stood. At this moment boy
named Andy Quad came upon the
scene. The chickens were not cog
infant of being watched by the rat,
nor did the rat see the cat, nor the
feline the dog, who had not noticed
the coming of the boy.
A little chick wandered too nigh
and was seized by the rat, which was
in turn bounced upon by the cat. and
the cat was caught in the mouth of
tho dog. The rat would not cease
his hold on the chicken. and the cat,
in spite OF the shaking she was get
ting from the dog, did not let 60 the
rat. 1t was fun for the boy, and in
his high glee he watched the contest
and the struggle of each of the vic
Tins. It seemed to him that the rat
was about to escape after a time, and
getting stone he hurled it at the
rat. Tbs aim was not good and the
stone struck the dog right beween the
eyes and the terrier released It's grip
on the cat and fell over dead. Ithad
bre2thed its last before the cat in
turn let go the rat and turned over
and died. The rat did not long sur
vive the enemy, and by the side of
the already dead chicken he laid
himself down and gave up the ghost.
The owner of the dog is so angry
at his death that he is said to have
come near making the story com:
rlete by killing the boy that killed
the dog that shook the cat that
caught the rat that bit the chicken in
the yard on Clay stl eet.- Louisville
Courier Journal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

Dyspepsia dampens the ardor of many an
aspiring soul. Why suffer from dyspepsia
Why he frightened over disordered kidneys
Why continue the miserable life of dyspep
tic, nerveless mortal? Browns Iron Bitter.
will surely cure you. 1t has permanently
cured thousands Of cases where other remcdie.
afforded only temporary relief Ask youl
druggist concerning its merit Try a sample
bottle and you will be relieved of further men
tai and physical distress.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

II. V. PIERCE, NJ. d., Buffalo, n. Y
Dear Sir: Twenty years ago l was ship
wrecked on the Atlantic Ocean, and the colo
and exposure caused a large abscess to form or
each leg, which kept continually discharging
After spending hundreds Of dollars, with II,
benefit, | tried your Golden Medical Dis
covery' and now, in less than three month,
after taking the first bottle, | am thankful t.
say am completely cured, and for the first
time III ten years can put my left heel to the
ground. | am yours, WILLIAM RYDER,
81 Jefferson St., Buffalo, n. Y
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14
ITEMS OF INTEREST TO FARMERS.

Congressman j. G.. Cannon, of
Danville, ILL.,, has sold $50 acre
farm near Newman, Ill. for $4,000.
1t is estimated from reliable sourc-
es that 5000 persons have emigrated
from Illinois to Dakota within the
last year
A small quantity of lime put in the
drinking water given to fowls is said
to be an almost certain preventive of
the so called chicken cholera.
Weeds are not only enormous feed
ers, but are intolerable drinkers.
They absorb all of the moisture OF
the earth and rob all vegetation with
in reach.
The new strawberry, the Atlantic,
is said to be a fine market berry,
glossy, good keeper, solid, juicy, sub
acid, conical, flowers perfect, and will
probably be pushed for all it is
worth" this fall.
A successful farmer makes it rule
to always raise twice as many pota-
toes as will be needed for his home
demand; then, if the price is high, he
has them to sell; if low, he gets a
good value for them by feeding them
out.
Strawberries grown out of season
under glass are necessarily expens-
i've. but some raised in open air sold
in Covent Garden Market, London,
June 14th, at $3 pound-a price, it
is thought, never before equaled.
The Michigan raspberry yield is to
be up to the average of former years.
and the cranberry crop promises
we'll, although the marshes atpresent
are filled with water. The latter fruit
last year was scarce and ruled high
in the market throughout the season.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

Thousands Of women bless the day on which
DIR. Picrce's "Favorite Prescription was
made known to them. In all those derange-
nents causing backache, dragging down sensa-
tioiis, nervous and general debility it is a SOW
eleign remedy. Its soothing and healing prop
critics render it of the utmost value to
ladies' suffering from internal fever, congcs-
ton, inflammation or liberation. BY drugyistS
"A landscape girl is one who puts two tints
of naint on her face
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

A young merchant wants to know
how long surety is good on note.
Well, generally as long as the note
or the surety lasts. We don't know
much about the length but we can
tell you about how often a surety is
good on a note. Once Just once.
Only w-o-ns-t. Yon can't catch him
second time young man.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14
FROM A DRUGGIST.

Mr.. Harry Williams, the leading druggist OF
Grcenville, Plumas County, Cal, under date
Of August 18th, writes: Your medicine
(Ammen's Cough SYRUP has given entire salts
faction. expect my sales to greatly increase
rs soon as the fall sets in.'
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

Mrs. Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound is a most valuable medicine for ladies OF
all ages who may be afflicted with any form OF
disease peculiar to the sex. Her remedies are
not only put up in liquid forms but in pills
and lozenges in which forTs they are securely
sent through the mails.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

Ammen's Cough Syrupis prepared bya COM
petent druggist from the prescription of one
Of the most noted physicians of Europe. 1t is
sure and safe remedy for colds, coughs and
diseases for which it is recommended. Ask
your dealer to show you large bottle.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

"'Test mans profession by his practice
Physician, heal thvself." Physicians not ONLY
heal themselves with Kidney Wort, but pre-
scribe it for Others for the worst cases of bill
iousness and constipation, as well as for kidney
complaints. If you feel out of sorts and don
know why, try a package of Kidney-Wort and
You will feel like a new creature
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14
NOBODY CAN DENY.

Consumers can depend upon NEW ENG.
LAND BAKING POWDER as being ex.
actly as represented. 1t is Cream of Tartar
and Bi-Carbonate of Soda of perfect purity,
scientifically combined NOTHING ELSE.
The price Of the NEW ENGLAND BAK.
ING POWDER iustifes the use If the very
best materials. Consumers pay fair price for
the best and get it.
1t is self evident that Baking Powders rep
resented to be composed Of the same materials
as the NEW ENGLAND, and which are
sold to dealers at less than the pure materials
themselves are worth, cannot he pure.
The large demand for NEW ENGLAND
BAKING POWDER, and consequent falling
off in the sales Of adulterated and inferior pow.
ders, has developed a spitefulness on the part
of some manufacturers and dealers. Finding
that the quality of the NEW ENGLAND
cannot lie successfully attacked. new brands
and close limitations, represented To bc ss good.
are put on the market. With these they en-
deavor to tempt dealers with low prices. AMI
thus impose on consumers.
See that the name NEWTON BROS. &
CO. Is On every can.
~ 4 "a,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

The man who cannot lift a mortgage is too
weak to be Il farmer
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

VIII" have wasted their manly vi:,or and pow
ers by youthful follies and pernicious practices
pursued in solitude inducing nervous debility,
impaired memory, mental anxiety, despond-
cncy, lack Of self-confidence and will power,
weak back, involuntary vital losses, and kin
bred weaknesses should address with three let.
ter postage stamps Tor large illustrated treatise,
giving unfailing means Of cure, WORLDS DIS
rENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. y.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

When woman wants to be pretty
she bangs her hair. and when she
wants to be ugly she bangs the door.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1883-09-14

For a cough or cold there is no remedy equal
to Ammen's Cough Syrup.