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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

MIX thoroughly nee flour with cold
water and gently simmer it over the
fire, when it readily forms delicate
and durable cement, not only answering
the purpose of common paste. but
admirably adapted to join together pa
per, card, etc. When made OF the con-
sistency of plastic clay, models, busts.
basso-relievos, etc, may be formed,
and the articles when dry resemble
wIite marble. and will take high pol
Ish, being very durable. Any coloring
matter may be used at pleasure.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Is Mighty and Must Prevail- SoPhhs-
try can Withstand the POWER of It's Honest
Utterance.
Editor Of ErenfHg Press:
DEAR srR-Feeling deeply grateful for the great
benefits which have received from the use OF very
valuable article which has its origin and home IN ou,
beau fal city and hoping that others who are aico"
as have been may find like relief from its use, peg
the indulgence OF a few lines in your valuable PipeI
for the privilege of communicating to you briei
stat Of facts. for the bene Vf the mnlfifnds on
sufferers to be met with on eyery side Many Of my
friends well know that have been very severely Al
ficte with heart disease for number Of years, aud
have suffered from ii a. only thDse suffer who
have that disease reduced my strength 80 low that
could scarcely walk my room. and the least
exertion rendered me short-breathed that dared
scarcely move and life seemed very burdensome. 1
treated for my malidy b. the best
derived no benefit from their treatment or pre-erip-
tons until advised by my family physician 10
use Hunts Remedy, my trouble was caused bS H.
~ ton of my kidneys. which affected very seriously
the action of my heart. 1 commenced taking II (hav-
ing little faith in it or any other mecne) and 1t has
helped me wonderfully, and am now great deal
better. and have been since 5e2an It's use. In
fact have taken medicine that has benefittei me
SO greatly. My breathing il easy. and have game
In strength so much that am able TO do my house.
work cheerfuIly recommend Hunts Remedy to all
who may be afflicted have been, or who are suf-
ferns from general debility and nervous proetraon
Respectfully Mrs. A. o. ROCKWELL
Pearl Street. Providence. II !.
A standard medicine for curing Bright's Disease.
Dropsy, Kidney, Bladder and Glandular Maladies is
Hunts Remedy Female Weakness Pain in the Back
and Ioins, Gravel. Dis betes. Intemperanee Excess
aud Prostration Of the system are cured by
Hunts Remedy. Hunts Remedy imparts health and
vgor to the constitution when IT has become debi-
tated Hunts Remedy restores the invalid to be alth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

To render plaster casts Of permanent
value and to remove their unpleasant
whiteness, they should be fiatted. This
Is done by painting with common white
paint III which little Vandyke brown
las been mixed. Anyone can do this
by taking care to preserve the delicate
markings about the mouth, eyes, etc.
Perhaps two or three coats OF paint will
be needed, the last coat should be
mixed with turpentine alone, After un-
.dergoing this process, plaster can be
cleaned as easily as marble.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

RESTORING FADED INK.-A valuable
discovery has been recently made,
whereby the faded ink on old parch-
ments may be restored as to render the
writing perfectly legible. The process
consists In moistening the paper with
water and then passing over the hines
in writing, brush which has been wet
In a solution of sulphide of ammonia.
The writing viii appear quite dark IN
color, and this color, in case of parch-
ment, 1t will preserve. Records which
were treated in this way in the Germanic
Museum, In Nuremburg, ten years ago,
are still in the same condition as I'M
mediately after the application OF the
process. On paper, however, the color
gradually fades sgain; but it may be
restored al pleasure by the application
of sulphide. The iron which enters
into the composition of the ink is trans
formed by the reaction into the black
sulphide.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

To BRIGHTEN Up AN ATTIC.-Get some
of the striped red end white or blue and
white paper to initiate the canvas of u
tent, and cover tine sides as well as the
roof of the attic. Where the roof joins
the sides. narrow border 10 initiate a
cord must be put; also across and across
the ceiling, with a rosette or tassel in
the centre. An ordinary attic looks
very well decorated in this manner,
and the stripes take off the sIoping look
OF the wall. The sides OF the window
must not be papered.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

NATIVE black walnut is one of the
best woods for bed and dining room
furniture. The gram of this wood is
quite open, and will absorb great deal
of raw oil without receiving any polish.
If little gum copal is mixed with the
oil in short time the wood will become
as smooth, hard and highly polished as
a piece of bronze.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

RIz La ToMATR.-Boil half a pound
of rice with one very small onion chopp-
ed fine; when done and nearly dry, stir
in two tablespoonfuls OF grated cheese,
three of nice tomato sauce. one table,
spooHfuIof chopped parsley, a teaspoon
ful of sweet herbs, little cayenne and
salt, and large tablespoonful of the
best fresh butter. Form into a mound
and serve very hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

TRIES and shrubs newly planted
ought to have the soil dished about
them, or appear as if planted in large
basin Of earth. This enables the rain
to run toward the stem or trunk of
the tree, where moisture is most prefer
able.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
DOMESTIC,

PIANO BENCHES. s.-The piano stool.
which like tha Mauritian dodo still lin
gers in out-of-tbe-way corners of the
world will soon become an extinc.
species, Though not of Celestial origin
it too ''must 60" that is, the conven-
honal and most uncomfortable round
stool which swing round and round,
with occasional danger of spinning off
into space. They are replaced by piano
chairs or benches. A low broad bench
is covered with richly stamped leather
of dull crushed raspberry or copper
color, embossed with hecks of old silver
or gold. A longer mahogany bench,
with carved back, is shaped to accomo-
date duet-players. These can match
either the piano case or the wood of the
furniture OF the music room. Cabinet
makers are furnishing piano chairs with
tall legs. upholstered to match the par
lor or music-room furniture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Mensman's PeptonIzed beef tonic. the
only preparation of beef containing its eu-
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force generating and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for indi-
gestion, dyspepsia. nervous prostration, and
all forms Of general debility; also, In all
enfeebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostratlon, overwork
or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell,
Hazard 6 Co, proprietors, New York.
Sold by all druggists
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The increased cultivation OF small
fruits, strawberries, blackberries, rasp-
berries, currants and grapes is the most
gratifying indication of agricultural
progress. Excepting currants, all of
these are OF comparatively recent date
III the gardens Of farmers, and all are
yet too little grown.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

II tine work about the house is done
quietly it seems to be easier. Slam
ming oven doors, gathering dishes and
other kindred noises weary and bewilder
almost as much as the work itself. The
most successful hOusekeepers are gen.
orally quiet workers,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

A WEEKLY psper Is to be started in
San Francisco conducted exclusively by
women. 1t will be called the Echo,
probably because an echo, like a woman,
is bound to have the last word.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

WESTERN farmers usually burn corn-
stalks ON the field where grown, as the
best means of getting item out of the
way for the next crop. These stalks
though much coarser than those from
Eastern corn are far too valuable feed to
be thus wasted,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

To BREAK dogs from sucking eggs
break an egg, and after pouring out
part Of the white put In seven grains OF
tartar emetic; lay the egg In the yard
where the dog will lind it: he will be
sick fer day or SO, but Will not be IL
iured. Should one dose faIl. repeat it
1t Is seldom, howeyer. that the second
dose Is required.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

OLD-FAsHIoNED INDIAN PUDDING
Two quarts of skinned milk, two-thirds
cup of molasses, and salt to taste.
Scald half the milk, add the meal by
degrees, stirring briskly, scald a few
momeI is, and add to the cold milk,
molasses, etc. Bake slowly three or
four hours. Eat with cream sauce.
If you haven't the cream milk is very
good substitute.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The Vergennes grape is a novelty be-
cause of its long keeping qualities. With
ordinary care, in a cool room or dry
cellar, the fruit will be as fresh in Jan.
uary as IN September. 1t is also a re-
markable grower, extremely hardy, a
good bearer. handsome bunch and berry
and Of really good quality.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

ENGLISH millers are alarmed at the in
creasing proportion of American wheat
that is Toured before being exported,
The practice of English millers has long
been to buy our whea-, which is dryer
than their OWL and mix both together
before grinding. English wheat is often
too damp for use alone.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

One of the best Washing fluids is
made by mixing equal parts of turpen
tine and ammonia. This fluid makes
rubbing almost unnecessary, while 1t
whitens the clothes without rotting
them. House plants are very much
stimulated by giving them water which
contains small quantity of ammonia.
Two spoonfuls to a qnart of water is
Sufficient.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
Sept. 18th. 1850.

Hop Bitters Co., ToRnNTo:
have been sick for the past SIX years,
suffering from dyspepsia and general
weakness hsve used three bottles Of Hop
Btters, and they have done wonders for
me 1 am well and able to work, aud eat
and sleep well. | cannot say too much
for Bop BItters. SIMON ROBBINS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

DIR. Pierce's ''Favoriie Prescription" for
all those weaknesses peculiar TO women, is
an uneqaalled remedy. Distressing back
ache and 'bearing-down" sensations Weld
TO IFS Strengthening properties. BY drug
gists-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

world, l20 large pages, 4 pages new music,
1000 engravirgs each issue. 90 cents per
year; single copies 10 cents. STRAwBRIDGE
& CLOTHIER Sth & Market Sts., Phila.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

"SEEMs to me that this is much adieu
about nothing" said young Augustus
PopinJay, as the family fell upon the
neck of the departing secondhand, and
with tears of gratitude, consigned her
to the tender mercies of the hackman.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

A PIUTE Princess has Just married
her twentieth husband. A few enter
prising PIute princesses would seon ex-
terminate the male portion of the tribe,
and save our government considerable
money.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

WHEN it is desired to protect some
particular plant that has attained con-
siderable size it may be done by sur
rounding 1t with rye straw, tying the
top Of the straw wei to keep out the
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

II is rumored that Henry Irving, the
English actor, is soon to be knighted
by the queen. America is ahead OF
England In this respect. We have In
this country quite number of benight-
ed actors. But we are not proud OF
'em
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

To PROTECT tea roses they may be
pOtted and placed away in hight, warm
cellar. Hardy varieties should be COW
cred with coarse hitter from the stable;
but this should not be done until the
ground begins to freeze, and the protec-
ton should not be removed until the
ground Is completely thawed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

New JERSEY is the champion State
for goosebernes, the largest specimen
shown at a horticultural exhibition
at Paterson lately having weighed
eighteen penpyweights and twenty-one
grams.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The English prize-fruit growers grow
currants and gooseberries by raising
them on one stem, which supports all
the branches, as with trees. They are
kept carefully trimmed. cultivated and
well manured.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

SoIoNs cut now will grow when graf
ted ii kept in a cool, moist place. The
dirt floor of cellar is as good a place
FOR storing as any, and is improved by
little moist, loose soil, in which the cut
tings may be buried. 1t is better, III
fact, to cut them early, If carefully kept
than to wait until Just before grating
time,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

TELEGRAPH wires are so numerous on
some of the streets III this city that
people living on fourth floor flat can
sift their ashes by merely throwing
them against the net work.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

AMONG the resolutions passed by the
Peoria county. Illinois, Pomona grange
at recent meeting was one urging the
expedlency of having the elementary
principles of agriculture taught IN the
common schools. This, it seems to Us,
might be made useful. We are sure
that some wholesome training in regard
to how plants grow would benefit almost
every scholar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The waste-baskets of country editors
are now yawning for the inevitable
spring poem, and kindling wood is get
ting scarce
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
Father is Getting Well.

''My daughters say:
"How much better father Is since he used Hop
Bitiers-r
ale is getting wel after his long suffering from
disease declared incurable-
sand we are 50 glad that he used your Bitters. y
A LADY of Utica, y. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

A book agent named Joe Smyrk,
Was put out and burt by jerk,
He says as cure,
st. Jacobs Oil is sure,
At all times to get In its work.
A lightning rod man in st Paul.
Frem house had a serious fall,
Though battered and bruised,
He said, when he used
st. Jacobs Oil-s'It simply beats all. "
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
Get the or..in.l.

Or Fierce's 'Peiiets''-the original Lit
tie Liver Pills" (suear-coated) )-cure sick
and bilious headlche, sour stomach, and
bilious attacks. BY druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

BASE ball players this season will be
allowed to strip off the feathers and
place them IN their caps when they
catch difficult fowls.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The sound made by pouring coal on
fire Is sometimes extremely annoying
to an invalid. If the coal is placed in
small paper bag it can obviously be
laid upon the fire without any sound.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Malaria, chills, positively cured by
Emory's Standard Cure Pills. Their
equol unknown, sugar-coated no grip
ing, 25c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The burglars romance: Chapter I
He tries to get the skekels. Chapter
II-He gets the shackels.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

MANY believe that ton Of fodder and
ton ot good hay fed together to mich
COWS are nearly equal, II not quite, to
two tons of good hay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

BARLEY straw should not be used as
bedding for pigs. The boards and dust
get into their eyes and ears, destroying
their comfort and thrift.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

BOILED starch is much improved by
the addition of sperm or salt, or both,
or little gum arabic, dissolved.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

"TwAs Just one year ago to-day, F"
sings the grocer's clerk, as he dusts off
the pile of "new maple sugar"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Ladies and children's boots and shoes
cannot run over If Lyons Patent Heel
Stiffeners are used
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
skinny Men.

We give advice by the bucket and
take it by the grain.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The cranberry crop in 1882, tor the
whole country, was estimated at 322.-
900 bushels.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

WISDOM is eft-times nearer when we
stoop than when we soar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Salt Rheum. letter. Chapped Hands. Chilblains
Corns and al kinds of Skin Eruptons, Freckles and
Pimples
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

ENGLAND Is like whipped school
boy: Got the prints of whales on her
hands.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

In the good old country tavern times
all the vlands were put on the table and
the host did the carving III the presence
of his guests. Things have changed
since then. and the meats are now cut
in the kitchen. The host don't want
his boarders to see him do the carving
with broadaxe, mallet and cold chisel.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

The cheapest and prettiest collars and
cuffs are the ChrolIthion Try them and
see for yourself
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

IT is not life to 1--we for ones sell
alone; let us help one another.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
For Thick Heads,

WOMEN, like princes, find few real
friends.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Ladies are particularly recommended to
try GAsTRINE for headache, nausea, etc.
All druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

A TABLESPOONFUL of turpentine boiled
with your white clothes will greatly
aid the whitening process.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

To render Aatirons smooth, rub them
well with salt and then over a piece of
beeswax after heating.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

PASTE for labels is made by soaking
glue in strong vinegar, then heating it
to boiling and adding -four.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer Is the
marvel OF the age for all nerve diseases All
nus stopped free. Send to 9s1 Arch Street
Philadelphia, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
A Dsushter,s NIiserx.

ELEVEN years our daughter suffered on
bed of misery.
"From a complication of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility,
Under the care of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various names,
"But no relief,
"And now she is restored TO us in good
health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bit
tiers, that we had Stunned for years before
using il. THE PARENTS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Fowls do not like TO scratch in their
own manure. Advantage may be taken
of this fact to keep them from scratch
ing up seeds sown in the garden. If the
droppings Of the hen roost are scattered
over freshly planted beds the fowls will
scratch elsewhere. The rains and cuI
tvation will soon carry the fertility
given by the manure where roots can
reach il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Heavy stomachs, bilious condiiOns-Weils' May
Apple Pilis-anti-biliOus, cathariic. 10 and Sc
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

No decking sets anything forth SC
much as affection.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

GEORGE GEDDEs says that the cheap
est and best water trough is a second
hand potash-kettle. such as can be bought
very cheaply near salt works. They last
indefinitely, and are of such shape that
water freezing in them can never burst
the kettle. The slight rust which is
often found on old iron kettles is bene-
ficlal to most stock.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

TEMPERANCE and labor are the two
great physician of man.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
That Husband of Nine

Is three times the man he was before he began
using Wells Health Remover. 81. Druggists
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

NOTHING is so reasonable and cheap
as good manners.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

"N ellis Health Renewer restores health and vigor
ures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16

Follow after holiness, it will repa,
your pursuit.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-05-16
Twen,y-four Hour,,eLixe.

ADvERsrTY borrows its sharpest sting
from our impatience.