National Republican., 1883-05-28
In turns out that Sullivans hemorrbare
was from Mitchell's nose.

IL turns out, that Sullivan's hemorrhane
was from Mitohell's nose.
THE largest mandatory of base ball batu
is at Hastings, Mich. where 100 mon are em..
ployed. Half million bats are supposed to be the
demand for the present year. Ash Is the staple bat
wood.
THE people Of Iowa believe in the efficacy
OF the fabled mad stone. Seven citizens of Red
Oak were bitten by mad dog, aud they rushed IN
savannah, No. TO get the curative benefit of the
stone.
The Wesleyans of Great Britain, have sent
petition to parliament for the closing of public
houses on Sunday on roll of paper two and
three'quarter miles long, containing 1882
names
A CHrNANfAN who appeared as witness in
a case in which he was deeply interested. could
not understand what was meant by kissing the
book. Finally he got mad and bit the whole cor.
ner of oft.
DETROIT Free Press: "Omaha wonders why
she can't produce great actor or poet, and then
turns around and tells OF q citizen falling beneath
wagon loaded with two tons of stone and having
wheel pass over his head without cracking his
skull"
IN Cincinnati language, tho name of Ken
lucky is Just. Across the River" The only yav
Tor Kentucky to get even is to go just across the
river and demolish the pastoboard lion which was
one OF tho leading actors at tho Cincinnati dra.
matte festival.-AGdnta Consultation.
The Atlanta Constitution remarks that when
u southern gentleman is compelled to huddle nm
in the chimney corner on the sixteenth of NAV in
order to keep warm, is about time for the annexa
ton OF fuca,an. The Constitution mildly trusts this
remarkable display of GOODNESS is not to be cassed
as one the results ofthe war.
THE Var is to visit Berlin if he is in good
health after his coronation. As Bismarck has re-
Gently laid In large supply of the fatest Ameri.
Can pork, the ozar Will not be under the necess
OF hling his pockets with candles as It is his Gu.
tom 10 do on visiting foreign city favored wi h u
milder climate than his own,-Courier. Journal.
THE Ruby Hill (Ariz) Neps says flames
L. Anderson, who was killed last November. the
founder and first editor of this paper is In another
world; his successor is in the Nevada insane asy.
lum, and the third, and present unfortunate, IN
still battling with the world, the flesh, and the
devil, dodging bullets and soliciting advertise.
ments."
The loungers around the depot at Ell Paso.
Tex were surprised to see live COW lying com.
pacently on the pilot of tho locomotive which
brought the express in. The animal had been
caught up ten miles back and, instead of being
thrown OIL, she was lodged on the pilot between
the stays, where she stayed. When helped off she
showed no signs Of injury, but started out in
earch of pasture.
MY dear girl" said one young lady to
another, "will you go with me to. night and hear
Prof. Stone lecturer" "Who's he and what will
he lecture about2" "oh he is lovely, a Boston
man, and is going to lecture on the Higher Edu.
cation Of Women Ma says 1t will be very in.
structiye, and pa says It's only for lot OF old
shrekers, and when pa and ma talk like that
Eagle
THERE is a family of exceedingly sensible
lunatics in Caifornia-a father, son, and three
daughters. They went there from Missouri,
started a farm and hoped they would get better
but being disappointed, have applied for admis
sion into an asylum for the insane If all the in.
sane knew they were crazy, and initiated this ex-
ample, the keeping of asylums would be the most
profitable business in the world. But where, In
the name ofmercy, would they find room enough
to build them all?
In recording the death of Mrs. Betsey
lee) Sherman, at the age Of SO years, the st. Al
bans (Vt) Messenger says that she used to teac
school in Fairfield that state, and had distinc
recollection of President Arthur's father, as he
used to come, leading his little son Chester by the
hand, on Sundays, and preach in the school
house where she first taught school. In her last
fact Of seeing the bright and playful boy at meet
ing who In after years became her President.
WHEN the Duke of Newcastle was in
Chicago the other day he was engaged with a
boil on his neck, and the newspapers gave the at.
tachment half column notices. There was moth
Ing In particular to say Of the duke himself, but
tho reporters were able to spread themselves on
the boil, as the boil was spreading itself on the
duke. Lucky for all hands around that boil. But
for 1t tho papers would have been compelled to
let this sprg Of nobility so without word, and
how embarrassing to them and humlliating to
him would that have been. But the boil saved
thom, and now the duke can send the papers
home to the royal family and the rest and show
them that in America we know how to treat great
folks when they honor us with their pIssenoe,
But 1t was narrow escape.
MRS. Lucy HOOPER reports in the Paris
Continental Ga=eue of May 5: Mr. Edwin Booth
and Miss Booth are now staying at the
Hotel Meurlce. They will shortly leave
Paris for London, and will sale for the United
States about the middle of June. Mr.. Booths
professional tour In Germany and Austria
was one long series of trlumphs. He takes homo
with him large box filled with silver wreaths.
one of these more durable testimonials of admira.
ton having been presented to him at each city
where he played, as well as the mora perlshable
offerings of flowers and floral devices lie has not
yet decided upon his professional movements
hereafter, having refused 10 accept any engage
menIs 80 far for next season. Mr. A. j. Drexel and
Mr.. Anthony Drexel. jr., have arrived In Europe
from the United States. They will spend u
coming summer at Carlsbad.
CoURIER-JoURNAL The Yankee idea of
Heayen-New Wingland. ,Taffy was a Welsh
man, and was for many years in the newspaper
business. 1t is not true that he stole piece OF
beef. The savages met by explorer Wissmann in
Africa are gaudily painted. 1t is believed that
afler few years of missionary work these be-
nighted blacks will paint only their noses...
Great legal JEST England would be very cold
without her benjamin There are still some
remnants of the old tyranny in France A French
doctor has been sent to jail for selling tonic war
ranted TO make man live 200 years 8. .Lawyeress
Kate Kane having got her liberty again, Wisconsin
Judges who have an antipathy TO water are crawl.
ing under the bench. The telegraph companies
will nut their poles undor ground If the govern
ment doesn't do something to head of the cy-
clones e. AT one point in Illinois the cyclone
Of last week killed 100 sheep, Many poor farm
er's dog Will go hungry this summer....I under
stand that in the United States man who raises
q pound Of tobacco cannot sell IT, / trust that tho
friends OF so'caled liberty will put this in their
pipes and smoke it'd. RomanoG.. The three
husbands Of n Pennsylvania young woman of IS
years are all dead. Matrimony up there appears
70 pc little ahead OF the cholera In Pennsyl-
vania a careful post mortem dissection of 800 Eng
llsh sparrows developed insects In nine of them,
and all the others had feasted on grain, buds &C.