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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26
SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY


you have nausea, want Of appetite, aatulepry
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from eostiveness, and Hop Bliters is he Sur,
Cure. 94'9
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time after eating, wind rising on the stomach.
sour stomach; vomiting and nlttering al the pt
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ness of the eyes; bowels irregular; hacking or
dry cough; irregular appetite, shOrtness Of breath
ing, feet and hands cold; tongue coated white; a
disagreeable taste in the mouth; low spirits;
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

CRoUsTADEs OF CHIcKEN.-Cut the
crumb of loaf of bread into slices
two inches thick, and then with round
paste-cutter. about two inches IN diam
eter, cut ont of each slice as many pieces
as possible. With another paste-cutter,
about one and half inches in diameter,
make a mark on one side of each cylin-
der of bread crumb. When all are
ready, fry them golden color in very
hot lard. A deep frying pan should be
used, and plenty Of lard, SO that the
croustades fairly swim IN the fat. When
done, lay them on a sieve In front of
the fire to drain. and afterward remove
the cover (marked with the small paste
cutter) and with the handle of tea
spoon scoop out all the inside of each
croustade. Mince finely some remnants
of roast or boiled chicken, free from
skin, etc, and add an equal quantity of
ham or tongue, as well as quantity of
trufiies or mushroom, also finely
minced. Toss the whole in a saucepan
with a piece OF butter, mixed with q
pinch of tiour; add white pepper, salt
and powdered spice to taste; moisteD,
if necessary, with little white stock.
Stir In, of the fire, the yolk OF an egg,
beaten up with the juice of half lem
on; fill the croustades with this mlnce,
put button mushroom on the top OF
each, cover them with a sheet of oiled
paper, put them INTO the oven to get
thoroughly hot, and serve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

"WHEN is the jar not Iar?' said the
Newport dude and fox-hunter to the
bevy of young maidens who were drawn
around him 10y the subtle and irresisti-
BILE attraction of loaded money-bags
They all laughed of course, and the
dude looked greatly pleased. "Ah, it's
good one, ladies" said he smiling.
'.Do tell it to us, Mr.. Sangazure, asked
the brightest looking Of the throng of
fair women. "When 1t is a door !" tn
umphantly exclaimed the young man.
Then there was gale Of merriment,
lasting for many minutes. Its extent
rather surprised the humorous young
fox-hunter. Telling the story of his
success to friend afterward, he said
81 knew it was a good conundrum, but,
by Jove 1 didn't think it would have
an effect like that upon the girlsp'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26
The Return Of Health.

After protracted ami exhausiinx Illness, the
return Of health, though IT may be slow, nils the
mind with Joyous anticlpations. Debarred from
every enjoyment by disease, the patient grows de-
spondent aud forrbodes evil " hat a glorious
change comes win the Dir thrill Of health, what
pleasant thoughts Of resuminy fe's active duties
and participating In Its pleasure>i In or,ier 10
hasten the return Of yieUr. the grand ed OF the
convalescenf, digestion shOuid be stimulated and
assimila ion Insured by the use of Hostetters 3
Stomach Bitters, tonic containing only lngredi-
ents OF sfanda'd purity and long testei Efficacy
Bes des giving an impetus TO returning heath, it
affords al adequate defence against tae recGr-
renee Of periodic levers, aud sucl forms Of maIa-
ria as ague cake, and dumb ague. Constipation,
dyspepsia, liver complaint and the attacks OF
rheumatism yield to It's b,nign influence and it Is
also an admirable means OF dlspcing the de pond
ency bred AMI fostered by indigestion ami the
physical symptoms that attend IL.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

jim SNIvERLY had been absent from
Walla WaIla for several years. He
returned not long since, and one of the
first men he met was Bill Tinkerson.
They had just taken a social drink
when Bill remarked, "Do you remen-
ber Sally Jane Benderley?' THAT
great big. gawky. red headed girl with
freckles as big as a dime all over her
nose?' "Yes-that's the gal" ''Of
course I remember her. Nobody could
ever forget her. 1t is impossible to
duplicate face like that. She had a
mouth like catfish. What Of her 2"
"Oh, nothing, except that she is my
wife. that's all ;" "Is that so?" exclaim-
ed Bill, little confused; "then let me
congratulate you while We drink to
the health of Sally Jane. She may not
be handsome, but she'll make you a
good wife. Here's to her"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

A GAsIRoNoNnC NovELIY 1T is not
generally known that the flesh of the
whale is both nutritious and palataole.
La ge quantities of it are eaten every
fishing season by the men engaged in
the capture of the fish; but still larger
quantities are, of course, wasted. 1t
recently occurred to Norwegian spec
ulator that some of the immense mass
of food that is thus annually thrown
away might be preserved and profitably
used for consumption on shore. He
made arrangements, therefore, with
several whaling captains and two meat
preserving firms, and recently he gave
a dinner at which he believes he de-
moDstrated that whale flesh may be
cooked In at least a dozen different
ways, and that it forms a delicious as
well as a wholesome article of diet.
Some parts of the fish, we are told, sup
ply materials for an excellent imitation
of turtle soup; others resembles beef;
and still others are almost as white and
quite as tender rs chicken. The meat
can be sold for about half the price of
Australian timed beef.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

IIMBALE DE SPAGHETT.-Break some
spaghetti into very'shcrt lengths and
boil 1t thoroughly. Drain 1t before the
fire and add to 1t plenty of fresh butter
or emp of strong, rich gravy; then
mix with it one or two beaten eggs, ac-
cordIng to quantity. When the macaro-
nj is nearly cold, fill with it a plain
mould which had been previously but
tered aud sprinkled with fine bread
crumbs Press the macaroni well down,
leaving a hollow in the centre, in this
place a well favored mInce of lamb.
poultry, or game; fill up the mould
with more macaroni, pressing it down
compactly. Bake in a moderately quiet
oven, turn out and serve very hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

PARASITES ON CANARIEs.
every one of these household pets Is
annoyed with little parasites, which
render them weak by loss of blood and
nervous irritation. To get nd Of them
we must study their habits. 1t Is a
common fact that these parasites gen.
ersily iced during the night, and leave
the birds during the day. If the cages
were provided with hollow perches,
they will creep into them, and may be
Destroyed by boiiOg water. Ii the
birds like to frequent u nest instead of
perch, make the nest of something
that may be dipped occasionally IN boil
ing water. Half the diseases of cage
birds are caused by these almost invis-
ible parasites. Mounted in glycerine
jelly, they form very interesting micro
scopic objects.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26
Walnnt Ieaf uair Kesforer.

tits entirely different from all Others. 1t is
as clear as water, and H. ITS name indicates is
aPerfect Vegetable Hair RestOrer. Itwillim-
mediately tree the head from all ,landruff. re-
store gray hairto its natural color and pro-
duce new growth where it has fallen off. Ii
does not in any manner affect the health
which sulphur, sugar of lead AMI nitrate OF
silver preparations havedone twill change
light or faded hair in a few days to a beautiful
glossy brown. Ask your druggist it. Each
bottle is warranted. SMITH, KLINE & Co.
wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa. and
Z. n. CRITTENToS. New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

LUCIA PUDDING. large cocoanut
grated and the milk; eight large Iris b
potatoes boiled and mashed smooth;
three pints of milk; one nutmeg; one
gill of rum or brandy, lump of butter
the size of an egg; one pound and q
quarter of sugar; six eggs. Take the
whites of the eggs and half the sugar.
whip them up well and put on the top
of the pudding after it is done. retnrn-
ing it then to the oven to brown. Bake
about two hours.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

They tell a good story of Landlord
Roberts, who kept the first hotel at Bar
Harbor, some Thirty years ago. He
woke up one night by hearing some one
travel about the house and lighting a
candle found one of his guests, in full
shirt dress, wandering through the
rooms. "Whnt do you want 2 said
Roberts 81 want to find the hen pen, I"
said the inaD. "What in thunder do
you want OF the hen pen at this hour
of night?' asked Roberts. 'Well, F"
said the man, '.you see l lost my pillow
somewhere and L wanted to get into
the hen pen and get feather aud make
anether."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

An Old physician, retired from Practice, having
had paced IN hts hdnis by an East IA Ia missaun-
AIRY The formula Of a simple vegetable remedy Tor
the speedy and permanent cure OF Consumption,
Bronchitis, Caiarrh, Asthma and all thr..at and
for Nervous Debility and al Nervous Complaint
after having tested lis wonderful curative powers
in thousands of cases. has lelt II his duty - make
II known his suffering Eel iws. Actuated by this
motive and 4 des re 10 relieve human suffering. |
will send free of charge, t. all who desire IT, this
recipe, In German, French or English, with fuil
directions for p epdring and using. sent by mai
by addre sing with stamp, nam n rhi-' paper, W.
A MOVES, l49 fotceT'S BtOck, Rochester, y. \.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26
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MAKING MUsH.-Mush of all kinds
needs more boiling than COOKS usually
give it. We should drop the name Of
'.hasiy" pudding, for in this case ''haste
makes wsste," IS the full nourishment
of corn meal, even the finest, is not
brought out by the very quick cooking
usually given. 1t is wonderful how
oatmeal improves With long boiling or
steaming. There is difference IN the
quality. That which is fine and Aoury
needs less cooking, and is palatable
with half an hours boiling. But the
best oatmeal-that which Is coarser and
frmer aud safer to buy in large quanti-
ties, as it keeps better-needs two hours'
steady boiling, and three or four hours
will not be in vain, if the mush is not
scorched. To prevent this, put the
oatmeal with four times its bulk of cold
water. add little salt, in tin pail or
stone Jar inside kettle of cold or luke
warm water. 1t can be cooked safely
in a steamer or steam. cooker, or farina
kettle. Alter it comes to boiling, it
should boil for two hours. 1t can be
cooked more quickly if soaked over
night. Oatmeal mush is such a favO:-
ite dish with us now. that days sup
ply is put upon the stove to cook nearly
every morning as soon as the fire is
built. and 1t sometimes happens that
one or the other OF the family relishes
it so much as to eat nothing but oat-
meal and milk for breakfast or supper.
Since We have learned to cook it so long,
We have forgotten to use sugar on it,
except as there is sugar with our ber-
ries, or other sauce eaten with it. 1t
is very nice cooked with milk-as have
previously told-half milk and halt wa
ter. A good sprinkling Of raisins boiled
IN graham or oatmeal mush makes a
very pleasant variety.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

SHEEP manure with some straw mixed
with 1t, is the best thing ever tired on
onions. Put it on as thick ss you can
afford; then keep the weeds out, but
don't hoe the DIRT up to the onions,
STR the soil as much as possible. For
the maggots l tried hoeing in wood
ashes one year. and it was a benefit.
The next year sowed wood ashes be-
fore planting, and 1t fixed them. put
on a peck to the square rod. On my
land "a light soir ashes greatly increase
the crop also.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

4 Tong time ago there was prevalent
in the kitchens of Georgia custom of
pounding pea nuts after they were shell
led and making them into sort of pas
try. Of late the pea nut, are ground
into tolerably fine flour which In the
hands OF an expert cook makes biscuit
that does not harsss the stomachs of
any but very dyspeptic people. The
estimated value of the pea nut crop of
the country is $4,000, 900.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

A USEFUL VOICE: I'D give $500 for a
voice like yours" pleasantly remarked
a Chicago man to a middle-aged Boston
woman with keen eye, sallow visage
and long jaw. A smile of grateful
vanity illuminated her face at the i'm
Piled compliment as she coquettishly
asked: "And what would you do with
it p I'D use it to frighten my wife's
mother away from the house, answered
the prairle-bred brute.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

GERMAN PoT RoAsT.-Select good
tender piece OF either beef or mutton,
veal and pork can also be nicely roas ted
in the same way, place in your iron
sauce pan or pot one good tablespoonful
of lard, half as much butter and an
onion cut fine; let the onion fry to
light brown and put in your meat after
having washed, dried and salted it.
Put the cover on and let it stand until
it is pretty well Drowned, then add wa
ter, unless in danger Of burning. Add
only enough water from time to time to
keep it from burning, turn it frequently
so that it may brown on all sides. When
tender, it will come forth brown and
juicy. just before serving see that
there is enough water in for gravy. or
if there Is not you can take out the
roast, add enough. not too much, hot
water and then pour 1t over the meat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

BEAN SALAD.-Cover the bottom OF
your salad dish with cold, boiled pota-
toes, sliced thin; over this spread a
layer OF cold baked or boiled beans,
and above this layer of onions, sliced
very thin; salt and pepper each layer:
heat a piece of butter the size of wal
nut in sufficient vinegar to cover the
salad and pour over it while hot,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

a SAD AFFAIR: "iou are a very mar
tlal people" observed an English swell
at Newport to golden dude from tie
metropolis. "Yath. returned the lat
ter, i've licked the British In two wahs. -
81 didn't allude to that" said the Brit
on, 'but to an experience l had last
winter in Georgia" "Aw T. II went
hunting with party of gentlemen.
There were ten besides myself. A fowl
ing piece exploded in the midst OF us,
and" "Hor ylble T. and wounded
nine colnnels."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

A FARMER SAYS: -Four years ago my
barn was teariuily infested with rats.
They were SO numerous that 1 feared
having my whole crop destroyed by
them after it was housed; but, having
two acres OF wild peppermint that grew
In a field of wheat cut and bound with
the wheat, it drove the rats from my
premises. l have not been troubled
with them since, while my neighbors
have any quantity of them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

although China possesses vast coal
fields of great value, according to Baron
Won Richthofen and other explorers, it
appears only ore Goa, mine Is now
worked. 1t Is situated at Peking, at a
place called Kaiping, and the coal Is
conveyed TO canal by means of the svle
railway now operated IN China, a line
SIX and half mile line long. The pro-
duct is said to be of good quality, and
the deposit from which 1t comes is
thought to be of great extent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

LINE Stacked out dry, or air-slscked.
so as to be fine and light, and sprinkled
freely on squash, melon and cucumber
vines, has been found to be protection
from the striped bug. The bug always
flies in its passage from one locality to
another. If it aiights on the lined sur
face of the leaves it does not like the
lime. and if closely watched will be seen
to soon put out Tor some other locality.
The lime should be renewed as often as
washed off by rain, or as soon as new
growth requires it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

COOKIE 1N-The best cookie tin is
simply a piece of sheet iron the size Of
the bottom of the oven. Have the
edges turned over slightly so that the
edges will not lie fiat ON the bottom of
the oven. Cut a round hole at the end,
so that it may be eassly taken from the
oven by. putting fork in and drawing
1t out; and this is useful also to hang
the iron up by.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

There seems no end to the uses to
which paper is to be put. the latest no.
table one Icing to the making of pulleys
which are said to have the requisite
strength with only 25 per cent. OF the
iron pulleys. 1t Is also claimed that
belts do not readily slip on these pulieys
and hence may be run much Stacker
than on iron.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26
He Has No objection.

indianapolis, lND.-The Hon. Daniel
w. Voorhees,, United States Senator from
this State, remarks: "My opinion Sir, 1
have no objection to giving. l suffered
from rheumatism of the back, used some
st. Jacobs OIL, which gave me iustanta
neous relief and finally cured me complete
ly. think 1t remarkably remedy, in
deed" His candid and courteous ex-
preston carries weight.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

YEARS ago, when David Crockett was
a member of Congress and had returned
home at the close of the first session.
several Of his neighbors gathered around
him one day and asked questions about
Washington. 'Whai time do they dine
in tine city?" asked one. Common
people such as we have here, dine at /.
The big ones dine at 3, We Representa-
;ives at 4, the aristocracy and Senators
eat at 8. "Well, when does the Presi-
dent fodder?" ''Oid Hickory 2" ex-
claimed the Colonel, "weI, he don't
dine till next day"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

Among the notable bridges in the
world is the one at LangaDg, China. 1t
crosses an arm of the China Sea. This
structure is some five miles long, and
has not less than 300 arches, Over the
pillar of each arch reclines q lion made
ont OF single bJ ock of marble and yet
81 feet long. The roadway OF this bridge
is 20 feet wide.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

The profits of the farm are small at
best, but careful management of the
small items of the farm products pre-
ceptibly increases them. How are you
managing your hens, and are they pay
ing for their winter keep" Are they
In as comic rtable quarters, and as care
fully and intellIgeDtly provided fer as
your other farm stock? If they are,
they doubtless exlreas-in the egg bas-
ket-their appreciation of such care, and
you are sstis fed that poultry pays on
the farm" II they are not. you are
certainly missing an item Of consider
able profit.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

For % years have been afflicted with
Catarrh SO much that have been coi1ned
to my room for two months al time.
have tired all the humbugs ever tried, in
hopes of some reIef but to no success until
met with an old friend who had used Ely
Cream Balm and told me to try it. pro-
cured bottle more to please him than
anything else, but from the first applica-
ton found relief. know 1t to be the
best relief have ever tried.--W. G. Math.
ews, Justice of the Peace, Shenandoah.
Iowa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

EEEFsTEAK A LA MAITRE D'HoTEL.-
Cut the fiiiets or tenderest parts from
some choice tenderloin steak. Shape
them into neat oval pieces, each large
enough for one person, and broil them
daintily. Spread with maitre d'hotel
butter and serve on a hot platter, sur
rounded by green peas or Saratoga po.
tatoes and parsley.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

VI. Pianchud has discovered that cer-
tain alee have a power Of reducing sui
pilates, which is not possessed by life
less organic matter. He considers that
the deposits of metallic sulphidss and OF
free sulphur probably owe their origin
to similar microbia.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

Protecting the Skin.-To prevent the
skin from dIscoloring after a blow or
fall, take little dry starch or arrow
root and merely moIsten it with cold
wafer and lay IT on the injured part.
This must be done Immediately, SO as
to prevent the action of the air upon
the skin. However, it may be ap-
piled some hours afterwards with ef-
feet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-09-26

CONCLUSIVE PROOF: "What makes
you think your father was crazy at the
time of executing his last testament?"
asked the Judge of witness in con-
tested will case. Because" answered
the young man, promptly, "my father
was dyed-in-the-wool Democrat and
he was always talking about the neces-
slty of running the old ticket again. !"