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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
PERILS OF BANK FISHING.
Two Gloucester Schooners with Their
Crews supposed to be Lost.
GLOUCESTER. Oct. 25.

GLOUCESTER. Oct. 25.
Schooner Alaska of this port sailed on
banks trip August 18th. On the 24th she
Dated at Canso. and started for the fishing
grounds, since which time she has not been
heard from. and il is feared she was lost in
the gale of August 29t.. She had ~ men ON
board. The owners have given her up.
Fears are also felt for the safety of the
schooner James Bliss, As she has not BE- en-
heard from since the gale of August 29th.
She had a crew If IL men.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Railroad Employees Arrested for Theft.
PHILADELPHIA, Oct. %.

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. %.
Extensive thefts of goods from cars on the
New York division of the Pennsylvania rail
road, have been under investigation for some
months past. On August l6, freight train
was wrecked and $1,000 worth of dress goods
and other articles were stolen. An engineer
named Peter Provost and two brakemen
named Ernest Mills and Robert Tiedman
were arrested for the thefts. The prisoners
were given a hearing this afternoon, when all
admitted that thew had been concerned in the
robbery. They were held for trial.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Death of Prominent Citizen.

HARTFORD, Conn, Oct. 25.
Edward Goodwin who died today at 81
was a graduate of Yale College and was edi-
tor of the Courant ten years prior to 1886.
when his father, who had been of the
publishers from 1877 to 1886, retired from
the business. He was for several wears a
paper manufacturer and later deputy col
lector of internal revenue in this city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
THE RAILROAD STRIKE.
The Officials Firm and Refuse to Grant
the Advance.

KANSAS CRY, Oct. %.
About . o'clock this afternoon the railroad
switchmen began to quit work and before
night most of them had gone. The strikers
are making the rounds, persuading most of
the others to leave. The strikers grew
somewhat noisy while urging them to quit
and were dispersed by the police. Tonight
the passenger trains left as usual, but Moth
ing is being done in the freight yards. The
remaining men are afraid to work al might
The officials are firm and refuse to grant the
advance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
A HOT EMBRACE.
An Insane Man Burned TO Death Hug.
ging Stove.
WARRENTON, Mo-, Oct. 20.

WARRENTON, Mo-, Oct. %.
A wildly insane man named Keenv was
placed in large room adjoining the Jail
under the court house, by the authorities for
shelter. While the Jailer was at supper,
screams attracted people to the window and
they saw keeney hugging a red hot stove.
lie was taken away and died almost immedi-
ately.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
BUOY To BE MOVED.
The wishing Buoy near SchoOdic Is.
land to be Moved.
WAsHISGToN, d. c., Oct. 2

WAsHISGToN, ID. c., Oct. %.
Notice has been given by the lighthouse
boarI that on or about Nov. LIST, 1888, the
whistling signal buoy will be moved into IL
flthoms Of water, SIS F., from the south end
If Schoodic Island. Me, distance three
eghths of mile. This buoy will be painted
red. 1t is surmounted by whistle, sounded
be the motion of the sea, and giving 20 or 30
blasts per minute.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
FOREIGN NEWS.
Levee OF the Austrian Empire.

VIENNA, Oct. %.
Emperor Francis Joseph received the mem.
bers OF the Austrian and Hungarian deleg ga
tion today at the imperial palace. In the
address TO the delegations the Emperor de-
clared that the relations between Austria and
foreign nations were entirely satisfactory
and that the people of all countries felt strogly
the need of peace which the powers had 10y
ally endeavored to maintain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
BANGOR.
/ Sixteenth Annual Convention of Maine
/ Sunday SchoOIs.-Closing Meetings.
BANGOR, Oct. %.

BANGOR, Oct. %.
The closing day of the convention of the
Maine State Sunday School Association
opened with unfavorable weather. prom
ise and praise service was led by Rev. G. W.
Iiinckley. considerable portion of the
forenoon was devoted to routine and unfin-
ished business. A conseeration service was
also held
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Court of Inquiry.

New YORK, Oct %.
\ court of inquiry convened, today, on
board the L. s. ship Vermont, to investigate
the cause OF the collision between the L. s.
steamer "Pinta" and the brig Tally fIo" of
Machias. Me The collision took place
the night OF Oct. 81. in crossing Nantucket
Shoals.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
ALL HANDS LOST
Except the Mate, Who Clinss Twelve
Hours to the Bottom Of Boat.
VINEYARD HAVEN. Der 35

'NEIAKD HAVEN, OCt. %.
The schooner before reported sunk in
Vineyard Sound, Saturday night, was the
VIM II. Rourke, Capt. Finley, from Perth
Amboy. with a cargo of coal of and for =,
John, n B. She was capsized in sau.il
at 1880 2. NJ. and all hands lost except the
mate, VIM. A. Finley, who chung to the YES
sells boat, which was bottom up, tor twelve
hours. and drifted ashore at Gay Head. where
he remains in an exhausted condition The
lost are Capt. Finley, VIM. Fowler, cook.
Mai Whalenan, q seaman and one unknown.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
A Mixed Up Affair.

New YORK, Oct. %.
Wednesday Sophia NJ. Funk applied To the
Surrogate for letter of administration on
the estate of the late Gen. Augustus Funk.
claiming to be his widow. Today a similar
application was made by another alleged
widow, calling herself Mrs. Helen j. Funk
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
PORTLAND POSTOFFICE.
No Evidence Established Against the
Postmaster.
PORTLAND, Oct. %.

PORTLAND, Oct %.
A Washington special says the report of
Inspector Field regarding the Portland post
Office is received, but will he withheld until
Postmaster Goddard is heard. 1t Is under
stood some irregularities on the part of
subordina,es is established, but there is no
evidence that the postmaster knew it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
A Vessel Wrecked.

4 special to the Portland Press from Port
Clyde says: About seven miles of the shore
near the soutlseasters brskers is sunken
vessel. living in about ten faihoms of water.
4 portion Of her spars are out OF water She
is about 50 or 100 tons. The name of the
vessel and fate Of the crew is unknown
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Death of an Aged Clergyman.

CONCORD, n. H., Oct. 25
Rev. Isaac Wiley of Pembroke, the Oldest
Congregational clergyman in the State, died
Yesterday, aged 80. The deceased graduated
at Dartmouth College in 1922, vas ordained
to the ministry in 1926, and was State agent
Of the American Bible society 20 sears.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
A Knife Wound in the Side.

HARTFORD. Conn. Oct -.
The post norton in New Briton on the
the body of Cornelius Callahan of this city,
found near the railroad track yesterday,
indicates that death was the result of knife
wound in the side. His cousin of the same
name, who was with him, is under arrest on
suspicion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
THE DEVIL OR BUTLER.
A Chicago Man Who is Willing to Vote
For Anybody.
CHIcAGo. Oct %.

CHICAGO. Oct 20.
A well attended meeting of colored citizen
was held last night for the purpose of pro-
testing against the recent decision of the Su-
preme Court on the civil rights bill. A num-
Der of speeches were made-one by Rev. w.
Polk being received most favorably. He said ::
This decision is an insult to our race. |
always have been good republican. but now
believe we should give our alliance TO that
party which shall give our right, if it runs
the devil ON ts'ticket-or Ben Butler.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL


CHICAGO. Oct. IS.
fLOua-quiet.
WHEAT : lower. No. 2Cnicago Spring. soI !;
Oct. s0k; Nov. 9i..
t;oRs = easier at a61 q 4ss cash bid; 4sI 4si
Oct.
UArs-steady IA cash; e7i Oct; 27i Sov.
8YE-qulef. IS
BARLEY lower 5Yl.
PORK-ailU IS . 10 IS for cash and 10 45 q 10 30
Oct.
LARD = At 7s7l 2 10 for cash; 737a az 40
Oct.
BULK MEAr-Shouldsss. = 20: short rib. rs
Sboff oIsaf. rs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

The exports from the United States of
provisions and dairy products during the
month Of September were 81 POO 900 more
than they were for the corresponding
month last year. The exports for the nine
months ending September, 1888. were
$50. 1ls,6Is. as against s73, $40. 969 in the
corresponding month of last year.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Chinese TrickerV.

SAN Francisco, Oct %.
Several packages containing between three
and four thousand unstamped letters brought
over on the steamship Toxic from Hong
Kong. by self appointed Chsnese mail agents,
were seized today by the postal authorities.
1t was remarked that the Chinese CORES
pendence was decreasing, and a watch was
set, resulting in the above discovery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
wINTHROP'S WATER WORKS.
Successful TriaI-Three Good = reams-
Winthrop Happy.
WINTHROP, Oct. -.

WINTHROP, Oct %.
The opening of Winthrop's' new water
works occurred today. Three good streams
were played at once. Each of them would
90 over any building in the place. The
power is Il wheel under the Winthrop mill
The citizens are much pleased. A stream
playing through 100 feet of hose can be
thrown over Bailey's factory.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
An Unconfrmed Report.

PARIS, Oct. Is.
II is reported that DR.. Hammond. French
civil commissioner in Tonquin, is recalled
owing to the difference between him and
Admiral Courbet. The report however, is
not confirmed. The cabinet met at noon
Earl Spencer was present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
PROMISED BETTER FASHIONS.
A Lecturer Saves HIS Life by Agreeing
Never to Speak Against the Catho.
lie Church Again.

GRAND HAVEN. Mich, Oct. 25.
Father OConner, an ex-priest, arrived in
town last night, looking for sheriff. He
lectured at Berlin the night before, and had
been mobbed and nearly killed. His face
was kicked nearly to Jelly, and only BY
promising never to speak against the Catholic
church again, was saved from being drowned
in the mill pond. He is the same man who.
by the same lecture. telling why he became
a prizes; and why he quit, raised such riot
in Toledo, a few months ago.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
The Star Route Again.

NEW YORK, Oct. %.
One of the star route cases was up, today,
in the Superior Court upon motion to vacaie
the order granted for the examination of
Thos. J. Bsady, before the trial of the suit
brought against him by John A. Walsh for
Si2 600. After the argument Judge Barrett
granted the motion. and also a similar mo-
ton in the case of ex-senator Kellogg.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Convention OF the lnter.Semiuarv MIS-.
siOnarv Alliance.

fohD, SOnn.. OCt. "a.
The fourth annual convention of tho
American Inter-Seminarv Missionary Ali.
ance, commenced sessions at the Centre
church IN this city today. About $50 dele
gates were present from 81 theological semi
naries in the Cunited States and Canada.
The opening session this afternoon was de.
voted TO business, choice Of committees. etc
The sessions continue daily, closing Sunday
evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Northern Pacific Railroad.

NEW YORK, Oct. %.
Anderson & Mann applied to Judge Barrett
today, for an order to examine Henry Vii
lard. president of the Northern Pacific, in
reference to the standing of the company
The order was granted. VIM. NJ. Evarts
and Roscoe Conkling have been retained BY
the Northern Pacific.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Peace in Spain.

MADRID, Oct. %.
1t is reported that Senior CASTELAR, and his
republican supporters, at a meeting held last
evening resolved to maintain friendly att
tude towards the new government, il it full
filled its promises especially, to restore uni
versal suffrage.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

Secretary Folger. in bis forthcoming re-
port, will strongly urge further eonsoida
ton OF the revenue districts. He believes
the service can be conducted more eff
GENTLY and more cheaply with lever off
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
A Ten Mile Race on Roller Skates.

TACOMA, N. H., Oct %.
Twelve hundred people in attendance at
the Casino this evening to witness the 10 mile
roller skating match for the long distance
championship of New England for $50 and a
third of the door receipts The race was
Charles II. Ladd of HaverhDl. Mass, in
80 minutes and so seconds
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

Representative Grape OF Massachusetts.
says the republicans Of that State will
elect Robinson, their candidate for govern
or, by q handsome majority, and that
Butler will be buried.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

How many people there are who are strug-
Cling to rise in this world that are kicked
down and out by envious rivals. Thomas
Electric Oil never "kicked out" its patrons
1t is true blue. For throat affections, asthma
and catarrh 1t is a certain and rapid cure
oct23tdSwlw2D
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Carriage Factory Burned.

ELLSWORTH, Oct. %.
John Maloney's carriage factory. with con-
tents, was burned Wednesday night at Ellis
worth; loss 81 900, insured for IS 900.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

Out of twenty-six Ohio democratic SEN
ators-elect who have been interviewed.
twenty favor the re-election Of Senator
Pendleton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

People in London are extremely anxious
to see Governor Butler reelected. The
reason is that he threatens to visit thai
city in the event Of his defeat.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
LEATHER REPORT.
Indications for the Next - Hours.

War Dept Office of Chief Signal Officer. I
Washington, ID. c., Oct. Pei A. NJ. (
For New England and Middle States
cloudy weather with local rains; stationary
or falling barometer and temperature; wind:
shifting to northeastern.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

Susan B. Anthony has refused TO BE-
presented to the Prince Of Wales. How
our American girls are snubbing those
English snobs
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Cou,rac, for Monitor Plates Awarded.

The secretary of the navy has awarded the
contract for the compound armor plates for
the turrets and pilot house of the L. 5. mon
ltor Mlantonomah, to w. ii. Wallace l. Co,
of New York. representing John Brown &
Son and Charles Cammell & Co. Of Sheffield.
England, at clio per ton OF 2240 pounds.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
AailQ Asuufbtf 5uurnaI
A1eusta, Friday Morains. Oct. 26.

Senator Morrill, of Vermont. tell his
friends that he will have no difficulty in
being reelected next wear.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
To Let

ITO LET.-sevcral pleasant and desirable rooms
Il sui ali e for small tenement at Il Melville It
Apply on premises, or to
W, H. nUNION,
sept9gftf journal Office
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

ITO Lee Two small tencmrntS near Water ST.
L and one on Melville II. Apply 10
GEO +. NJ ,CpMBER,
scptl5tf Market square
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
BY TEtE6RAP
MAINE DISPATCHES.
PORTLAND.
PoRILAxp. Oct IS.

IOklLAND, OCt 81
MAYOR DeeriHg and President Anderson
know nothing of the syndicate to purchase
the Portland & 0gdesturg Railroad and think
there is nothing in II.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26

Euensng Report.
NRw YORK. Oct. rs.
Money loaned between from p and closed At
Prime Mercantile paper, d 4 =. Exchange steady
81 for long, and 4 for short Governments steady
Closing bids.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1883-10-26
Lest.

| OST--A black fox holnd pup, months Old:
tan legs and Inside of ears, All NJ his feet and
TAIL tipped with waite; whit spot between fore Il, "a
aui extending along The b>Ily Information Of wbirh
will be suitably rev ardrd
q. y. RI tCklNGrON,
Augusta, uet. -, i. f,arl ST., last Side.
oct24.2t
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22
The Secret of Living,

Scovlll's Sarsaparilla or Blood and Liver
Syrup will cure Scrofulous Taint, Rheu-
matism, White Swelling, Gout, Goltre,
Consumption, Bronchitis, Nervous Deblll-
ty, Malsria and all other diseases arising
from an impure conditio of the blood.
The merits of this valuable preparation
are SO well known that passing notice Is
but necessary to remind the readers of this
journal of the necessity of always having
a bottle of Scovill's Blood and Liver Syrup
among their stock of family necessities.
Certificates can be presented from many
leading physicians, ministers and heads
OF families throughout the land indorsng
it IN the highest terms. We are con.
stantly in receipt of certificates of cures
from the most reliable sources, and we
do not hesitate to recommend 1t
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22
Hop B1tters are the Purest and Best
BIGGers Ever Made.

They are compounded from Hops, Malt, Buchu,
Mandrake and DandelIon, the Oldest, best, and
most valuable medicines IN the world and contain
ali the best and most curative properties OF all
other remedies being the greatest Blood Purifier,
Liver Regulator, and Life aud Health Restoring
Agent on earth No disease or III health can pos
sIby long exist where these BItters are used, so
varied and perfect are their operations.
They give new life and vigor 10 the aged and IN
firm. q al whose emplOyments cause irregu-
iarlty OF the bowels or urinary organs or who re-
qutre an Appetizer, Tonic and mild Stimu!ant, Hop
Btters are invaluable, being highly curative, tonic
q III stimulating, without intoxicating.
No matter what your feelings or symptoms are
what the disease or alment Is, use Hop Bltters
Don't wait until you sick, but II you only feel
had or miserable, use Hop BItters at once. Ii
may save your life. Hun reds have been saved
10y SO doing. $500 VIII be paid for a case they will
not cure or help.
Do not suffer or let your friends suffer, but use
and urge them 10 use Hop Buffers.
Remember, Hop Bitters Is no vile, drugged,
drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best Medi-
clne ever made; the ''Invads Friend and Hope" Z"
AMI no person or family should be without them.
Try the Bltlers to-day,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22

IN what is claimed to be the most deli
cate psIr of scales in the world. the beam
is made of rye straw, and together with
the pans, which are made of aluminium,
weighs only fifteen grams. In the most
delicate scale heretofore ma'le the beam
and pan weighed sIxly-eight grains-the
beam being made of aluminum-and the
instrument was capable of weighing to the
one-thousandth of grain. This new scale
however, weighs to the one ten-thousandth
OF gram. A piece of hair one inch long,
on being weighed with this wonderful ap-
paratus was found to represent the almost
intinItesimal quantity OF one-thousandth
of grain,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22
HUMOROUS,

DRIVING away a headache: "Mr. Nc
Guinness, did ye iver foind anything
that wud dhrive away headache ?"
"Is it headache We have, Mr.. ODwy-
err? Sure, and L kin dhrive 1t away i'll
10 time Mt all. ''An' what is yer riml-
dy, Mr.. McGuinnessp It's mesilf wud
loike to be afther thryin' it." "Well,
all we have to do is to dhrink plinty nv
whisky" 'Is it whiskey We sayp Sure,
it's jokin' ye are, for that would only
give me a headache, as l know by some
little experience have had" "Well,
there's where We will fond the phlloso'
ply av me rimidy, Mr.. O'Dwyer. Ye
niver say man wild two headaches AT
wanst, did ye? Ye see, the whiskey
headache will dhrive away the Other
wan ye are sunerin' wild now."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22

MUSICAL note: Yes, Jemima shall &c
to Italy to have her voice cultivated,
said n proud father to fair haired girl
who stood beside him at1ectionately
stroking his snowy locks. Cant | go,
too?" asked the younger brother, John.
"YouW exclaimed his parent with sur
pris e, "why, you have 40 voice" The
following morning, when Johnny met
the neighbor's boy next door, he re.
marked with the air of one who had
been relieved of disagreeable duty: i
guess we needn't shoot any more cats,
Bill, dads likely to send the to Italy.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22

NIPPED in the bud: "Lovest thou me
much, TheodoreP" ooh, Clorinthal If
all" Just here the old man iumpe
up from behind bush near the front
gate and CALCULATED: "See here None
of this doggone Romeo business. This
amt no theatre. Clorinth, go in and
help your mother to wash them dishes,
ana you, Theodoreo, or whatever your
name is, if you want to remain in sit
tin condluon you had better git out of
that ere gate there several times faster
than you came III.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22
RECRUITING Health Mt the Seaside

RECRUITING Health at the Seaside. -
Harry: "Wretchedly dull, depressing
place this to have spent a month in,
Jack" Jack: Eyes; don't know what
to do with ones self" Harry: "Het' 5
see; what have we done?" Jack: "BiI-
lizards IN the mornlng-a sleep in the
afternoon-pool or Nap. in the evening
S. and BIS. etc.-bed." Harry Per
haps 1t wouldn't be bad idea TO stroll
up to the top of that hill and see what
the country's like, before we leave this
morning."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22

"WHAT are you going to do with that
piece of wood ?" inquired broker of a
Nassau street man as he was hurrying
along with broken plank under his
arm. "Why, this is relic of the old
Post Office, and I'm going to have a
cane made of it. " was the proud reply.
''Pooh ?" sneered the broker; Sin less
than ten years from now you won't find
anybody who'll believe you. "Why,
I've actually got a cane made from No
abs Ark, yet nobody takes any stock in
II +"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22

%.%"He that prays harm for his neigh
Dor, begs a curse upon himself" He that
recommends KidHey-Wort to his sick
neighbor brings a blessing rich and full
both to his neighbor and himself. Habi-
tual costiveness is the bane of nearly every
American woman. Every woman owes it
10 herself and to her family to use that
celebrated medicine, Kidney-Wort.
B4~The Diamond Dyes for family use
have no equals. All popular colors easily
dyed, fast and beautiful. 10 cents pack
age.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1883-02-22

REWARD of the dutiful: A martinez of
sergeant turns up unexpectedly to call
out n fatigue party. Only one soldier
answers to the summons with prompti-
tude. ''Confound it all to confusion 7"
yells the irrritated officer. "What in
the name of hundred thousand devils
do you mean by turning out alone sir,
when | called out the whole squad :?
Forty eight hours in the blackhole !
Thatu teach you to be the only man to
turn out !"