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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

Iy Hoadly will publish as a campaign
document bis argument against the Scott
liOuor law it will gain him magnificent
los Of votes. II he can't nerve himself to
that pitch our friends over the river may
av 10 his rescue. sstA Y III.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

Is,be light Of The Star Route failure Mr.
us,,ick suggests Struck" iuries for the
Di,trjct Of Columbia. A jury struck with
Intelligence and honesty wouldn't be, q bad
thing now and then. - Z. ~ q
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

ADKNocRArIc newspaper says that ii the
Democrats carry New York, New Jersey,
Ohio and Pennsylvania "this would end
the matter" and Democrat would sit In
the White House. And II the skies fall
we uhall catch larks. ---.-.-..s-----.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28
ANoTHER STRIKE
In tho SiIIIweII OIL Regions Near Par.
= IL kRrAhnFK.


In thO bIIlIWeII OII htEIUHH NoHF FHI'
keraburg. =
Special DitpdtStt to nc EHieOaon
PARxERsBuRd, June 27.-Another big oil
well was struck to day, about hundred
rods above the Messimer well, on stiIlwelI
creek, with the indications Of It being a
permanent flow. 1t is ninety feet deep
through twenty feet OF sand rock. and il
nine miles from tSxn. 1t insures the open
ing Of the sdllwell region. There is CON
siderable excitement in the oil circles.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28
HALE,s HEGIRA
From CIeveiand-I he charges Made
....rT ALI thwatn.t 4 n lI,,tH

l5ssTl Old iAEAlnstHim.t
CLEyELASD, June 27.-The Leader Of to.
day has the following W. Il, Hale, the al.
legged doctor who came 70, Cleveland for
the purpose of delivering Indecent lee.
tutes, probably thinks BY this time that
ohioisnot avery healthy place for men ol
his stripe. He was arrested Monday on the
strength ola telegram from thesuperintend-
ent Of police at Toledo, charging him with
circulating obscene literature, and yesteI-
day morning appeared in the Police Court
backed by Attorneys FBrinsmade 5and
sClark, proiessedlyiready to refutea all charg
es made against him. Hale is q mild look
ing man, with sandy lair and beard; lie
wears broadcloth and his manner Is rather
that Of q theologian than that OF an unscru-
pulous quack. He was informed by the
court that be. .mpst be 10 readiness 10 ac-
company an officer to Toledo to answer in
that townte the charge otScirculating OBJ
scene literature, 1s .s,pJ an
His, attorneys desired to be heard in the
ease, and further considefati6nof OF the mat
ter was adjourned until the afternoon ses-
sion OF the court, bnt-in theafternoon the
doctor" failed to materialize. He was no
where aboutthe building. His bail bond
was called and declared forfeited. Hale
now mourns the loss Of the S400 in money,
the diamond cluster pin, and the gold
watch which he deposited with the police
clerk at the time or his arrest, as security
for his appearance in the Police Court.
,snrr rt,pt N,,pat,t,
Early in the afternoon, Detective H.
Cherry, Of Toledo, arrived in the city. He
inquiredyfq Hale. at the Central station,
and was toldthat the doctor was ameng
the missing. He said 1t was very impor.I
tant that he should capture his man before
evening set in, and, Detectives Hulligan,
Lohrer, and Goodrich immedi-
atelys began q search for him. They were
not long in running him down. At about
4:30 o'clock Detective Hulligan found the
fugitive in room at the Hawley House.
The officers had visited the room assigned
to Hale by the hotel clerk several times.
Hulliganfound himi In another mans room
waitingfor the! storm to blow over Hale
was taken to the Central Station, where
Cherry read to him the Toledo warrant,
charging him with circulating obscene litel-
atufe, in selling and distributing his paper,
paper, called 'tHealth and Home" The
prisoner seemed downcast, and evinced
cowardice. He asked once,
iu q faint voice, for lis money and jewelry.
OF course he did not get them Without
allowing him timef for reflection, Detectives
Cherry and Huiligan hurried him to the
Union depot, where they arrived in time to
catch the 5 o'clock train for Toledo.
si"Dr.n. Hale's recent visit to This city will
he .nr,nra hn.ol h- tho nnhlinE ln rnu
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

Uo,pIY is a Free Thinker. There are
r,ny Ohio Democrats so free in their
~,v , Of thinking that they will take the
Ihar,v I Of cutting Hoadly on election day.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

ruy Democratic party, on secondthought
xill play 'pOssam on the tariff. Commend
y. W" .lrays 10 party with the courage OF It's
.,,victiOpE - ''
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

rxtbematter Of vetOes Governor Pattison
:. nusbipg Governor Butler very hard
and some Of The Pattison vetoes are very
rsll ulanted, too. ~ =; '-'.'.iszss'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

ersSIyo match for the championship
.tohio Il going on at Columbus. Strangely
y, O.or.b mol Foraker and Hoadly are not named
IN the entries.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

ruvpr "a nothing very strange about ex-
c,ao,Or Bsrnum, Of Connecticut, lodging
.sannJ .sn in Ohio. He is buying mules again.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

AT oleye!aud-Butr.lo, .; Cleveland: 4
At Observation-Disclosures, A, .Provi'
'FAti It Detroit j; Chicago, 9; Detroit, 2.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28
NOTES.
High School commencement Thursday

High School commencement Thursday
night, -. 40 l.y a.l N.g1N7
!, The distillery closed to-day. 1t will re-
sumo operations about September. .1n
A correspondent for an alleged enter.
prising and reliable sheet, published in the
Ohio Valley, writing from this place, in
formed his paper that the bonded ware.
house contained 100000 gallons Of whiS-
ky, on which nearly s., 000, 900 taxes were
paid. I am requested by the authorities
to say that no such amount OF whisky was
ever in the house. 1t never contained
over 5000 gallons. QulLP.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

i.i"Dr.n Hale's recent visit TO this city will
be remembered by the public! He was
prevented from practising In West Virginia
by the State Board OF Health, ,oa account Of
his failure 10 show recognized diploma.
Private advices from Toledo say that he is
also charged there with practising without
n tiiploma. ", u
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28
Ghs GRtelAlgeuters
: riec: Sos. 25 and "a Fourteenth street.

Tnr Democrats will probably agree that
the ticket nominated in Indiana yesterday
II, mil through. .sl lsa
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28

Tnvvx is going to be fine opportunity
- bors The next National Democratic Con-
s,;or tor a natural gas well. G., !,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-28
and although II has appeared in print
before I am sure i will be read with much

and although II has appeared in print
before am sure II will be read with much
interest again. Here 1t Is:
~ desire most earnestly that may not
be buried in any church or church yard or
within mile OF any Presbyterian or any
Baptist meeting house, for since / have re-
sided in this country / have kept such bad
company that do not choose TO continue
II when dead. recommend my soul 10
the Creator OF nil worlds and oil creatures,
who must from his invisible attributes be
Indifferent to these modes OF worship or
creeds, whether Christians, Mahomedans
or Jews, whether instilled by education or
taken up by reflection, whether more or
less absurd, as weak mortal can no more
be answerable for his persuasions or even
scepticism in religion, than for the color Of
his skin" asH.n 'IuWaN
tas ~, ANOTHER WILL. '44'l
One Of the shortest Wills 1 found is that
Of James Rumsey, who was, II documentary
evidence be true, the first inventor Of
steamboats,. At the time Of his death he
was in England lecturing to raise money
to prosecute his studies. One night while
speaking he fell dead. One Of his boats was
worked on the Potomac a few
miles from here, number OF years before
Fulton launched his first boat. The will
though brief is explicit. II bequeathes to
the wife one.third Of his property, the re.
two.thirds being subdivided into
four equal psrls for the benefit Of his chill.
dren. The girls are to forfeit their share II
they marry without the consent and 10 the
qualification oI all the family. An inventory
discloses the fact that the "estate" was
worth el06 Eve shillings aud niue
pence. His library consisted Of four books,
one OF which was hymn book, which is
valued at as much as the other three, viz !:
one shilling and sixperce What would
inventors Of today do il they had only o
library OF four volumes, and one Of those a
1ymn book. to which they could resort.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
Fixing the Door.
Detroit Free Press.

There was crack under the kitch-
en- door-a crevice large enough for
one to put hand under-and early
in November Mrs. Cripso began
saying:
"Now, Cripso, don't let this day
pass without mailing down a cleat
to stop that crevice. 1t will let in
more cold this winter than two tons
of coal can drive out"
And Cripso began replying:
Certainly, my dear-certainly.
That crevice shall be stopped this
very day."
On fifteen different occasions in
November she reminded him of the
fact that he had forgotten that crew
ice. In December the number of
occasions was twenty. During the
month of January she spoke of it
twenty-five times. In February
she began referring to the matter at
each meal, and the other day she
nailed him down with the remark:
"Cripso, / am going down town,
and I'll stop on any way and ask a
carpenter to come up and fix that
door"
"I'll fix it,"
mo you WON'T. You just let it
alone. I'll have q carpenter here
before night, and that door will be
fixed"
81 say I'll fix it myself-right off
now" in five minutes he had saw
and hammer and cleat, and was at
the job.
Mrs. Crispo went off chuckling
over her victory, and upon her re-
turn her husband said
swell, the old creYice is shut up"
"YOu have fixed it, Ell gu
Fixed it better than any carpen-
ter you could have sent up, and in
ten minutes, too. Come and see."
She took one look at his work,
and then sat down and whispered /:
"Crispo, you have just missed it
by hairs BREADTH"
"What ?"
"Being born a fool! You have
nailed the cleat to the floor inside
the door
So he had. He had shut the crew
ice and door, too, and when he
came to realize it he walked slowly
out into the back yard and tried to
saw his head off on the clothes line.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
Tne Bad and worthless

are never initiated or couaterJeited. This is
especially true of a family medicine, and it
is positive proof that the remedy initiated is
of the highest value. As soon as it had been
tested and proved by the whole World that
Hop Bitters was the purest, best and most
valuable family medicine on earth, many
limitations sprang up and began to steal the
notices in which the press and the people
of the country had expressed the merits of
III. B., and in every way trying to induce
suffering invalids to use their stuff inste9d
expecting to make money on the credit and
good name of H. b. Many others started
nostrums put up in similar style to H. B.,
with variously devised names in which the
word "Hop" or "Hops" were used in a way
to induce people to believe they were the
same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended
remedies or cures, no matter what their
style or name is, and especially those with
the word "Hop" or "Hops" in their name,
are limitations or counterfeits. Beware of
them. Touch none of them. Use nothing
but genuine Hop Bitters, with bunch of
green Hops on the white label. Trust moth
ing else. Druggists and dealers are warned
against dealing in limitations or counterfeits.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
HOMEOPATHY
CATARRH
CONSUMPTIONi
DEATH!i!
A Trial Treatment Free-No
Charge for Consultation.

l am the originator of the M0nRO-
110thic treatment for Catarrh, and
use no other.
Catarrh is the fOrerunner of bron-
chiaI troubles, lung diseases and
premature death. 1t is loathsome
disease, that if neglected soon at
tacks the vital organs. Startling as
it may seem, fully one-third of the
inhabitants of this section are af-
fiicted with nasal catarrh, and fully
one half of the deaths from con-
sumption are directly traceable to
neglected cases. L have a radical
remedy for catarrh and will guaran-
tee to cure all cases that will present
themselves at my office for treat
ment. My terms are very reasona-
BILE, and a trial treatment is given free
of charge to all applicants.
Call at my Office, or send &c stamp
for full Instructions by mail, clearly
proving why SnufS, doaIches, atomi.
GERS, i3ahdIers, etc., cannot cure, but
simply give momentary relief by
washing out the foul Accommodations.
Office over j. G.. Joseph's store.
CLARK A. MINER, M. D..
Jan. 23-tf.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
A New Telephone.
New York Tribune.

knowledge describes the receiver
of a new telephone, which is based
upon the principle that when an
iron wire or rod is magnetized it
suffers a slight increase in length
with a compromising decrease in
cross section. The inventors claim
''the construction of a telephone
receiving instrument consisting Of
a magnetic wire attached to sonO-
rous disc or plate, and wound with
q primary coil connected to a local
battery, and with secondary coil
connection to the telephone line
wire, as described" knowledge
anticipates very satisfactory results
from the new instrument, which
even in its crude form, it says, re-
produces sounds with remarkable
clearneSS.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
In HIS stnckrnn.

They showed along on a window
sill in the postoffice to give Wicked
Jack room to sit down, and then re-
sumed their conversation about
Santa Claus gifts. One boy got
knife, another pair of skates, and
the third stammered a little as he
stated that he received a diamond
pin.
"And you traded it for dog ?"
inquired one.
"Well, no; l gave it to the baby
to play with and he swallowed it"
Diamonds is good huff for COM
mon butte blacks" observed Jack as
he cleaned his nails with a tooth
pick, "but you orter seen the gold
watch | got tell you the fourteen
diamonds and twenty-one pearls in
in the cases made me scream right
out when / hauled it from the
stocking | was so weak in the knees
l could hardly git down town.
"And is it up home ?" inquired
boy with a frOst-bitten ear.
Cup home! Do you think Pm
'lasses candy I" scornfully replied
Jack as he got down. mot much!
l rented it to a member of the
Legislature at two dollars day
Detroit Free Press.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
Proclamation Freedom
for women,

for women.
What is the right of the ballot to
women compared with her privilege
of enjoying health and happiness in
the charmed circle of her social and
domestic relations? Among the many
discoveries tending to promote the
happiness and advancement of the
human race, nothing is so intimately
connected with the health and happi-
ness of women-the centre and source
of our highest earthly enjoyments-as
the discovery of a remedy which
meets her peculiar wants, and fits her
for the enjoyment of life, and for min
istering to the happiness of those with
whom she is associated in the tender
relations of sister, wife and mother.
This remedy is found in DR.. ]. Brad
fields Female Regulator, "Womens
Best Friend" BY it woman is eman-
cipated from the ills peculiar to her
sex. Before its magic power all
irregularities of the womb vanish. 1t
cures whites, suppression of the men,
ses, and removes uterine Instructions.
1t cures constipation and strengthens
the system, braces the nerves and pu-
rifles the blood, and thus doing, it does
more for her, and through her, for
the whole human family than any
discovery of modern times. 1t never
fails, as thousands of women will testi-
fy Prepared by DIR. j. Bradfeld,
Atlanta, Ga. Price: trial size, 75c;
large size, $50. For sale by all drug
gists.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
w Oman-HOPe for Suffering WOm-
ant Something new Under
the sunni

By reason of her peculiar relations
and her peculiar ailments, woman has
been compelled to suffer, not only her
own ills, but those arising from the
want of knowledge, or of consideration
on the part Of those with whom she
stands connected in the social organi-
zation. The frequent and distressing
irregularities peculiar to her sex have
thus been aggravated to degree
which no language can express. In
the mansions of the rich and the hovel
of the poor alike, women has been the
patient victim of ills unknown to man
and which none but she could endure
and without a remedy. But now
the hour of her redemption has come.
She need not suffer longer when she
can find relief in DR.. J. Bradfield's
Female Regulator, "Woman,s Best
Friend" Prepared, by DIR. J. Brad
field, Atlanta, Ga. Price: trial size,
75c;; large size, $3.50. For sale by all
druggists.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
Electricity that Propelled Cars.

A most remarkable electrical phe-
nomenOn manifested itself on the
line of the Union Pacific railway
last Sunday, between North Platte
and Sidney. The influence, how
ever. was felt perceptibly beyond
those points. The rails were sur
charged with current of electricity,
moving from west to east, to SO high
a degree that handcarS standing on
the track were impelled at fair rate
of speed bylt. One handcar at Brule
got away from the section men next
east. The influence of the current
was felt by many persons along the
track, and no little excitement pre-
vailed during its continuance.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
A MOTHERS GIFT-rHE BIBLE
Church Union.

Remember, love, who gave thee this,
When other days shah come;
When she who had thy earliest kiss
Sleeps in her narrow home;
Remember, twas a mother gave
The gift TO one she'd die to save.
Thy mother sought a pledge OF love,
> The hottest for her son;
And from the gifts of God above,
She chose this holy one;
She chose for her beloved boy
The source Of light, and life, and JOY.
i bid thee keep the gift, that when
The parting hour shall come
We may have hope to meet again
In an eternal home.
Thy precious faith in this shall be
Sweet incense TO my memory.
And should the scoffer in his pride
Laugh that fond faith to scorn,
And bid thee cast the pledge aside
That thou from youth hast borne,
i bid thee pause, and ask thy breast
Ifhe or have loved thee best
A mothers blessing on her SON.
Goes with this holy thing;
The heart that would enjoy the one
Must 70 the other cling.
Remember, tits no idle toy
A mothers GIFT, my darling boy!
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24

A married woman who had es-
capped from burning hotel by
jumping out of the window said she
didn't blame the proprietors, be-
cause there was in every bedroom a
rope provided for the safety of the
guests. "Then why didn't you
avail yourself of it ?" asked the in
quisitive newspaper reporter. "Be-
cause | couldn't" she answered,
sharply, as if the question were a
foolish one. "My husband was u.s.
ing it trying to save his dog"
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
WHY ShOuid RheY.

No man or woman can do satisfac-
tory work when the brain is dull, the
nerves unsteady, the system relaxed
and they feel generally wretched.
Why should anybody drag through
their work in this condition, when a
bottle of Parker's Ginger Tonic will
at moderate cost give them the strength
and will to perform their duties salts
factOrilY
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
PARDoNABLE THEFT.


I wonder-Just tiny bit
As see Mabel thoughtful SIT
Beside the table,
What she would do, the merry miss,
II should steal from her a kiss;
To me IL would be perfect bliss
But what to Mabie!
Her ear is pink as mother pearl,
And from her net one golden curl
Ifstraying vagrant;
Her Gflken lashes curl a-down
And veil her eyes of bonnie brown-
The perfume from her dainty gown
Is family fragrant.
How easy round her chair to slip
And kiss her tempting ruby lip.
Yet-Would rue its
What Is that saying apt, though old
A winning knight must needs be boldt
And maiden Mabel could not scold,
think I'll do it.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24

Secretary Chandler adheres to his
statement that he will not oppose
Rollins reelection to the Senate,
but change in the constitution Of
New Hampshire neccessitates the
election of two Senators in June,
and the willy Cabinet officer will
endeaYor to be chosen successor to
Blair, who is backed by the Sun
day-schoois and the woman suffra-
gists.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
CIarksViIIe Wholesale Market,
CORRECTED BY ]. j. CRUSMAN.

.sUGAR-Cut Loaf, Crushed, Powdered and
GRADUATED, 91a9lO7ac; Clarified, S@lOcts f;
Brown, 6121Sc.
MOLAssEs- New Orleans, 80 to Coo.
SYRUP-35c to 60c.
COFFEE-We quote Rio, s to 1Sc; Java,
20 to soc.
SALT--Kanawha, bushel bbls., 81 IS; by
FLoUR--superfne, 81 90 TO 4 %; Extra,
s. 80 to 80; Choice or Fancy, So 90 to so;
Patent Process, Sc 70 to 60:
STAR CANDLES-I5 to Ice.
best brands Robertson county, 81 25 to 90.
CHEESE-Prime factory, l21a@l5.
RICE-CarOlina, to &c.
SOAP-Bar, 412q7c.
OILS-Coal off, l7c; lard oil, SO@9Oc; lin
seed oil, raw, zoe; boiled, &c.
TURPENTINE-Spiri 36c.
XARNISH-Copal, 81 90; Japan, soc.
GGAss-Window, Sx1O, 81 Is per box; 1ox
POWDER Sc so per keg; lead,7 per
sARDINEs- OO@1 IS per doz.
MACKEREL-No.3 per bbl, So so to IS 30
kits, Nos. l, and 8, 75c to 81 %.
BLACKING-25@5Oc per dozen.
NA4LS-S3 Is,
IIIRQ}NS,-Kentucky, 214oi Tennessee, &c.
TRACEsSs5 90 to Il 90 per dozen.
CoLLARS-S5 so to Il 90 per dozen.
HAMES-S5 30 to 10 90 per dozen.
AXES-Sl0 90 to Il 90 per dozen.
BLUE GRASS-SI 25.
ORCHARD GRASS-S2 90.
TIMOTHY SEED-S2 90 to 10.
CLOVER SEED-SS 90 to %.
RED TOP-90c.
SHOT-SI 80 a 2 90.
CAPS-40950c per 1000.
OYSTERS and 2 Id. cans, 81 259l 80.
The following are the prices paid here at
this date for country produce:
PORK-none.
BACON-l1c.
LARD-l212914.
TALLOW-6 cts.
PEANUTS-G75 90 per bushel.
GINSENG-Sl 25 to ! 40.
BEESWAX-l5 to l8c-
FEATHERS-new, 35 to 40c.
BEANS-S2 90 to So 90 per bu.
PEAS-75c to 81 90.
EGGo-l2c per dozen.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24

"FAITH," said Jimmie O'Brien,
"America is the friend of the Irish.
Bedad they think so much of the
Irish byes and gurrls that they name
their States by them. There's
O'Hier, and Oregon and Mrs.
ORE; which the same is meant for
Mrs. OHara, and l think as the
next sthate will be O'Brien. - OIL
Citu Derric.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1883-03-24
$500 beab ole womon die hoo,

''See heah, ole woman, dis heah
waters done got fip-skippers int, "
said Uncle Nose, as the old lady
passed him a blue, decorated mug
with the handle broken off. "Um,
s'pcse'n dey is; dey wont hurt yo'
carcas much, nohOw. 60 long
din't recken dey'll tie alibe Wen
yin done swaIlered 'em, do yo'
Drinkt it down, niggah, drink it
down. Yo's gettin' pOw'ful techy.'
-Ier0n Oddities.