The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-02-06
CLUB List.
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A soft answer-nay tarn away wrath
but i, is aIer to trust your legs when
ths other party is fighting mad
Breckenridge News.
Dave Fcnaer, of the Arlans 8 ,
tooth pick, was marie 1.-The otheh day. ,
He liz uow.aw omau's d. Feuder--1
Breckenridge News.
De ch;h what yer takes 'e MIS-
care OBJ is dc one what is de mos AFT
ter q, hurt. A man always mashes
his sore 6nger.--Arkahssw FraAelerr
1t is ole sayin' Dat one bird in de
han is with two in de bush, 1t may
be wuth mora ter de man, but it aip'tl
wuth half-as much ter de bird.-Aik!
ansaw Traveller. /
A man In Springfield, Slo., being
invited 10 iirihk, bomefout a glass 'or!
whisky. locked at it moment, and
then dropped dead. The coroner't
Jury broa .ht in a verdict of suicide
by procras,inatioa. -Mayfeld Mohis
tor.
Scientific men csn tell us within a
few riilion years the age OF the earth |
AUTONOMOUS have weighed the sur,
but the man isn't born yet who can
tell why tailor will charge as much
for suit FIR Attire man as dor big
one.--Msyfeld Monitor.
"Son, Rake tLs,4laily Ia. m. degrees
for the past week and find the mean
temperature Tor the week" Fp.
"Can't do it, fslhsf.3 10 JIs
"And why not?''
Because ! consider myself incapa'
bile Of doiag asneza acts--Sias, jour.
hal. r q III / I'M,
a Lyndon newspaper has an artieir
on The Emori NAL Language Of Bees.
The language OF a bee is not az emo
tional as that OF a .,lnsn who is bitten
by the tail end Of an insect. Nor as
emphaticaand sulphuryu1.-C hisag,
Herald.
You may prat as you will OF tn,
joy that attends the Contamination o
mans greatest ACHIEVEMENTS, the ex
pltant THRIFT that foreshadOws tn,
denGasment Of lifelong dream, bu
will Anything ever bring back the sen
sations Of maniaeSs, Independence an,
freedom that strained the buttons o
your underShirt wien your daddy hrs
gave you the key Of the night-latch.-
Boston Transcript. .H1i
Rasbsr thought he would get
head Of young Sympnis, so he wei
to Gallagher and said; "Gallughe
Symonds has got anew story, and
happen to know Id IS coming rigt
down here to tell II to you. Now, L
tell yodthesstory. SO when symon'
starts to tell it you can yell 'chestnu
And he proceeded to telltlre story al
he got about half through, VIII
gallagher said: Excuse me. u
Ragbag, but I heard tkat story ye
age" boston Post.
Ben Pcrley Poore is going to VT
an article Tor the Rural New. Iort
on the subject Of making farm hom
happy these are proper ways
make farm house harry: |. Take
the morgsge'with an oyster knife.
Teach the women not to make $
erstus biscuits, and to make punl
pies thickcrtlian poets eridern
and 8. Teach the ancient agric
the Importance of adjusting a pair
boxing gloves on the hind legs o.
mule.--Puck.
A, young blood who is about to
terinto matrimony. goes to seek
advice oil. an old friend--his Tan
doctor. "Thc girl, You see" says
young man, with engaging frankn
"hasn't got any tin now. bnti
has a rich uncle with heart dis
thut"--"I don't know about thu
says The DOCTOR, reAecpSely. "a |
with disease is apt to live m
longerthah" = -"But il .'s.a ser
case. Only this mornlnS they ca
in your eminent colleague.D IL
Then iftheg have, marry yher.
you hayea' a-minute to. lospP'-l
ton Transcript. ,.s -.,.,,