The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-03-10

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motto is, Live and let live.
In regard to dogs age: How old is
that dogg was asked colored man.
IF he lives ter see the 9th oo naixt
June, sab, he will be dc oldest dog on
de plantation" "And if he don't live
until them He'll be dead, sah."
The German papers report the case oil
!. woman who had the muscle Of n dog
successfully grated on her foot. When
ever she sees 4 cat she chases it to the
top of q fence and stands below and
banks.
"Oh, Henry! had such delightful
dream. dreamt had such n love of
bonnet sen, me" did you, my
deare Isn't il singular that ! had a
nightmare and dreamed had to pay
the billph
Shakespeare may have been - great
writer, but he was not consistent. Pol
onius is made to say 10 Laertes, Neither
n borrower or lender be-" and yet Mare
Antony asks the Roman populace to
'lend him their ears"
Prof. Brewer says "the trotting horse
10 . modem and American, invention -
THANK heaven there is one thine that
wasn't invented by the Chinese $4,000
Years 400, Later returns. however. NAV
Rob us Of this honor
T,o hro,,r;r ot . porn,,,vo,;,
man Who stole I, 600 bushels Of coal be.
fore he was discovered. That's moth
inc, Michigan man stole 6. 600 saw
los and had his brother sent To- nr;sou
&c the thief
O,1 A., p ... ,,,,,.,, Io., ,.oa,,
49, VA .,,'o.,n' W." '',,s ,',Lo',
she was asked WHY She was in such !,
hurry 70 laay.. she replied: pve oot TO.
Won Seq =. how I cam. in on an eyer.
lion trail, yrJ my rickot narsniras TO-
night
when . man ;s .,act.a ,.r off;cs b;s
fr;sr,s coma ornm,, o,, soys. Up ,,l.5
dat yer's beat yer opponent, but amt
surprised" But eff he is beat, his
frien's 90 to some man on de udder
side an say: Il tole him not ter run. no
how"
Horoc. Wa,roh, s,s,h;rc ohort som.
noonlo ~ f,sbion WHO had L;reJ Drurv
o,,1, ,,,a,,~ S., d., 49,,
atcur performance. remarked; ..Tbey
really acted so we'll that il is cNtraordi-
nary they should not have had sense
enough not 10 act N all"
Nv ro,o. ,;s;,o1 = ,ooa,a ho,,3 ovo
ton ,ho H., IL Jav ond hovmb, . ;oh jo,
~ - f',n,;.t;,' 49, 49, sa,,s
-. ort;al' :, IVA H. Ias boi1,%7 in;t
EXCEPTING the pepper-boy cover and that
everything leaks bu, the colandor and
milk.strainer.
.,yh,. l., ,ho,.o., ca .,, ,oo,
osLoa "a nne,;n ,l;tor,, p,tla ho p q,
a." ,ho WV '" .afIiu.;, $50 -, a ~" -"
tha s,omo ..paoa,,nS no. soo ~, ,,,onu
daod, heods IN ,bn oujisnce ;, ranl;od tho
editor. Sowing at the rival editor in
the next row.
&c, ro,r hr,;no.0 60 ,iol,;,o nm bpu
so;d fano.;ous nohhIolp ~ 60 ap ';otor
,nha IaJ ;,,at ,,,anoa5 orann,;p pu o,'
an osh horroI IN front &c h;a show door
~, 90" oHi'I' III mn. VI ms snop - ~;
les, anu see yours ~ lucnuIDS!
quickly reDlied the ragged urchin, glanc-
$40. ~, Tho };l,u;JoVoS hoo, IN tbo oob
bler's hand.
II iron fo,ndr;as instead of shu,,ino
up in times of depression. would turn
their attention To- maxine cast-iron TOYS
for children. thev would soon have All
the snare cash in the country. What
parents are mourning for since Christ.
mas are toy. that Won't break when Won
wink al them
Women remarks An exchange
..ar, the natural instructors of the
youpo." THAT is quite true. And the
woman who il the mother of n bow is ant
to beoin her instructions early. One of
tho very frs, ,binos which be learns
from her is tina, there il no soft side TO
a trunk stran.
IL; w., ~ r, ,u;
,,t| 'in o =, T. WE" ';m - ,;ns, ,n,a van
an AWAY "o '';nah ot onra"nn '', nommar - ~
his nose and breathe the sulphur fume.
nf a few matches. THIN IL comes natural
enoupb.
"Chwychi ach ocni oobe achaL-o chowch
Ach uwch achychnn
,Sch w,ch n,Jn n "y ' "ch arbn"
>ent'hiehtal INSCRIPTIONS u" not ~
way nav ,he elipo' 'nc.' y 'u'noss IN
'ehu' III t'lt cemetery VI ere iaNhai'e
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