The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-03-13
Another Case of Artistic Steal
ing-The Natural History
of Ma. hers"
Feminine Quickness on the
Trigger "A New Wolf
Fold.
of a Connected Cor
netist-A Wilted Blossom,
Etc, Etc.
special Correspondence Bazoo.


Some day, PERHAPS. We shall have bank
directors who direct. who know enough and
are diiigent enough 10 ferret out an error
so quickly alter il is committed as 10 dis
courage any wilifui attempts "n lis funds
Another cl. rk has been discovered To have
rObb, q that UNHAPPY jersey City bank and
is on his way ,o join the late presiden'.
treasurer and cashier IN state Ir son. His
simple plan was To cash CHEQUES usteE>ibly
drawn by persons who h"d ceased To have
accounts with the bank, bu, from whore
names having been on the b,oss ara thus
familiar 20 hIs superior, VIII u>e duty IL vas
10 check lis work, would pass wirhou,
comment. BY this pleasing d,v:c- in the
course of seven y,a rs' labor ous ht ID have
ne tied him more than ihal with such
chances, and any Drsiny fellow Gould have
got more honestly, but perh Us the terrible
dread ol LeiEg found ont, which would
worry most M, n into tneir collins, acis Il
a pl, a,ing excitement Ia a cert ain class al
thieves. something like hunting grizzly
b. ar with a lame mUs,ang and damp
cartridges.
Lily Lsngt-y has dropped among u
suddenly sitter | 800 mile lid. from Ke-
kuk, in order TO g,t rest" The fari
seems 10 tie that The lady, who travels IN
, er face ami SHAPE lher r.pn'a'ion He'd
long ago), finds that the 'da sizes" oi
Housiyrdom aud other wild western regions
are generally preferred. The novelty has
woIn of and people don't care IL Sc good
PLAYS murdered by bad acting and the
lacdaisicai airs OF fat princes .X-pet, snd
Gebby, though an assiuupu. monkey. IL so
stupid aud guarrtlsome thst he ha> been
an additional miilslone TO The last facing
beantv.
Stokes. by the way, Is now in negGtia-
ton for the Madison square garden prop
cry, and will probably get it. He Is
heavily backed by men with much mouey
and faith I'm hi, en-, rprise and hon. sty.
Vanderbilt ought "a be glad to sci. II. f'r
It's possession b sentaiiesi plenty oil imos'ly
weIi-meriteiD abu-e ;hat cennoi have heen
pie saul even To The ih.cEesI hi1.d Of 'ool>.
Circuses and shows inuuRerabie, holy AMI
nnholy reyivsis. walking msichss, prizs
fights, etc, including Ohsnhach, the nigh
priest col too suggestive mei"iv, have ail
he n exploited there. and suEdry persons
haze been pr, cipita'.d cut al existence bv
lis ia ling wa!i>, 'he parsimonv al lie pro
prietUr and the I'M. ffici,ncy Of the hui' sing
departure Stokes NAV not inIpTo e lis
'iuorsls. bni his buildings NIil uHd. "a cdiy
lie o-nam' utal. lie hiss iriTod1 cci = rev
methoi III Utilizing reformed priz fighters
as guardians If the peace IN lis eir..ant
gin miil, whsr a too eXuhvrsn- iWisIber
might by firing gla>s II IN If the
pictures If nude nympbs cor sup-!b TIA ures
of other kinGs destroy thnusanis al doliar>
worth al art trimmpES.
Congress ha, ijouruei ia the 'nidst of
tr, in ndous difficulty. I:icnci IA Rub
in>on, The Brooklyn hnglC-nani'c has
been pulling the British iion- TAI Till IA
is black In the face ani rchl'y some ii
the late proceedings "a the hea:i have md.
sensible people angry. 4 steamer iound
cred an d il-oceaB the other d3v, ami
among the PASSENGERS rescued most ga
iantly by the crew If the Republic, very
monarchial sort 81 vessel. WAS an Irish la
borer whom the offirrT> siraightwav
pat IN irons and solitary confinement uu
,u-pici"n of Fenianism, snd ~ they kelt
hini iur Two dsSs while actually tel mp 1"
New York pier, ,ill the Br tIsh c,,usul's
deputy exam med him AMI let him him 90
Then there IS All attempt OF no ivssniii-
cant dimensions To extradite an editor oi
eccessory In tie political removing a. two
late prjmip nj gpverGmert otfpisis, Ia
VII: Viyeroy Lord Clven,.. sa and ,he per
maneui Under >. orelary for ireland, a Mr..
Burke
4 mashsr in a beast about which phiioio
cist, and a good many other pc pc se,m
10 nave trnnb.ci ih.ms Ives lately. Per-
hapS in all their qusrr-'s they mag nni b
- lar apart a. some uf ihcBl NAV tsink
about toe new or old name Tor ihe lady
kii-r." Dropping the ~iady"-and no
ladS ought t. care Tor q g buzE,ng cUmpii
mems II - mu,ou Lat l. might he seen
that the killing part of The bu,iu,ss isc"m
mon io ali ke.I,c tongues. The m"drrn
Er,- h IS been insisted on IN the a, lunl : oi
several newspapers. DO angry Spauiard
would yell "Ms;arn where ihe Rajim
wonId shout Mara" Allowing tor The
usual pathological licsnsc N INT rchansing
liJr ID aud ron>onH' - he words ar iiri
ticsi with the Gypsy ia -.isha. Gorco~,
and many other have always held that the
Gypsi Werc the remnants of an expelled
tribe from Hinduism. have iong believed,
from similarities hetween Gaelic ana the
old Disv.aian languages, but from IdeBii-
fy Of ancient customs, that the Irish ar.
old emigrants from Iadis. The saffron
robe Of the ancient Fenians is the same as
the holy garment donnsd by the Rajput
warriors in their last extremity. and Erse
and Sanscrii ere as mutually inteliigible
IS Morse and English. Gypsy talk is 10 y
Hindoo like Dutch is to sn Englishman, a
sort of "bsd English" as, think, Charles
Lamb or somebody once remarked, sowe-
tninu thai with strained attention gan no
understood by speakers OF either tongue.
doe of the recommendations of the
French flats now so popular Except ito
hired girls, Nno fad il less convenient for
Irritation than basenis nts-hss BEEN sus-
posed 10 be their freedom from burglars.
There is JAM or att iched To most oi
hem, and it Is supposed that the certain
presence somewhere about of a good MANY
people would discourage the midnight
rrowler; but somehow or other, they seem