The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-17
THE DAILY BULLETIN.
Johnny and the Governor.

Inc Leglsluturc IL III sesoloh Ho"' on"
Fizzletop's boy Johnny spends a great
deal Of his time over at the capitol talk
ing TO solons, with whom he Is quite y
favorite, untilhe knows almost as much
about running the government as they
do. At home, Johnnys talk Is fun OF
quaint legislative expressions that tho
rest of the family cannot understand,
and, moreover, he has learned to swear,
thing he never did before until no bo'
came familiar with solons.
A few days ago his Legislative knowl-
edge cropped out on the occasion OF his
going TO the door when the family pas
tor called to obtain subscription for
an orphan asylum. In reply to the pas
tors request TO inform Johnny's father
that gentleman was here to see him,
Johnny replied
1.-The governor cannot see you at
present. He is busily engaged with the
affairs Of State. He is attending to some
measures of internal improvement.
"What do you say he is doingP"
ATTENDING to internal Improvements,
filing away batter cakes at the breakfast
table"
81 want you to tell your father / de-
sire TO see him about his subscription to
that orphan asylum"
Johnny shook his head deprecating-
ly, and said;
at will be of no use for you to intro
duce that bill, Parson, for tell you can
didly shall use my influence to kill it
Al will
the governor at all. 1t is unconstitution-
al to use the money of the people to re-
lieve orphans. Ii will open door to
fraud and corruption. What security
have we legislators got that you your
self are not the orphan who expects to
be relieved? You had better retire your
bill, Parson, At any rate, | close,
and he closed the door in the dazed
clergyman face.
When Johnny returned to the break
fast table, Col. Fizzlctop asked Johnny
to whom he had been talking. Johnny
replied that it was Parson Smith, but
that he had sat down upon him in the
committee room, and he would not turn
up again this session,
johnny said Col Fizzletop, 81
want YOU TO keep out of that capitol.
Since you have been running with those
Legislators You talk like a fool, but /
know remedy for you
Johnny sauntered of, remarking
that he was opposed to all class and
special legislation, that there had been
too much Of it already in that family
Johnny's experiences at school We're
very discouraging to our incipient legis-
litors. When the teacher called him
out to say his lesson, he arose in his
seat and moved to refer the whole mat
ter to the committee on sponges and
lead pencils. The teacher asked him
what he meant by that foolishness
"Sir, language has been used by you
in the heat Of debate" replied Johnny,
thrusting one hand inside Of his vest,
and holding his nose up in the air,
Language has been used that is unbe-
coming gentleman.
When the teacher got through drag
ging him over the benches, Johnny went
home very indignant to see the COVER
nor about it,
The governor was not in, but John
ny's mother told him that his father left
word for him to clean up the yard
Johnny laughed scornfully:
"Ha another message from the gov
ernor! believe the sage of Seguil.
imagines he can run this legislature.
He will know better after while. "
When Johnny's father came home,
the first thing he wanted to know was
why the yard was not cleaned up,
Johnny gave the old man some racket
about the governor having no right to
usurp legislative functions, when the
old man reached out and made a sue
cessful motion to lay Johnny on the Ia
BILE.
"There," said Col. Fizzletop, as h,
threw away the broken piece of bed
Stat, II shall make use of that veto
whenever think you need it."
Johnny has retired to the shades o,
private life, and once more enjoys tn.
respect of his family and friends
IepdS SVtingS.