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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
LAST week we received several fonts O

LAST week we received several fonts of
new job type, and other material, from
New York City. One of our customers,
who gets large amount of job printing
done at this office, asked us a short time
ago why we are all the time getting new
type, when we have so very large an as
sortment now in the Office. Our answer
was that we are determined to keep 7aeaC
type all the time, and always to have on
hand the latest styles of type. That is
one reason why we do the finest job work
to be had in the State.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Nearer TO Nature.

Nature has made her laws with us,
which we must obey or suffer the penalty.
This penalty is often lung or throat
trouble, which leads on to consumption.
Every man believes consumption incura-
ble People have been educated to this
belief which is proven incorrect by Dr.
Bigelow's Positive Cure, which is natures
great heplmate, and it cures consumption
and all throat and lung diseases speedily
and permanently. Trial bottles free, OF
E. D. Lewis.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

OLIVER s. MILLER's store opposite the
Court House, is the place to get dry
goods, groceries, queensware, notions,
boots and shoes, hats and caps, provisions,
and, in fact, any and everything you may
want or need, which is kept in a general
store. Customers waited ON at once, and
goods delivered without extra charge,
any place within the corporation of Jack
son.
If you are not regular customer, just
try Miller's store once.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

JUDGE LoNGBoN is going to have a
new front put in the store room now oc-
cupied by G. W. Rice. This front will be
black and gold finish, somewhat similar
to the store-room of l.. w. French. A
new floor will also be put down in this
room
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

F. J. CHENEY & Co., proprietors
Halls Catarrh Cure, offer S1OO re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that
can't be cured with Halls Cataarh
Cure. Sold by W. F. Hale.
1febS3-3m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

J. TYLER LEACH was in our Office on
last Wednesday, to get his paper changed
from Leo to Leach postof1ice. We in
quired about his father, Thompson Leach,
who is postmaster at the new office. The
old gentleman is 80 years of age, but he
is hale and hearty, and in full possession
of his mental faculties, and is well bodily,
with the exception Of some rheumatic
trOuble
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
On Thirty DayS' Trial.

THE VoLrAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro Votaic Belts ant
Electric Appliances trial for thirty days to mel
(young old) who afflicted with debili
ty lost vitality and kindred troubles guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration health and manly
vigor. Address as above.-N. B.-No risk is incur
red, as thirty days trial is allowed. dec2Sy
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

ELMER HULL is a bright little fellow,
of an, investigating turn of mind. On
Wednesday evening Elmer was perform
ing some feats of Juggling, with a couple
Of butcher knives, when by an unlucky
slip, he succeeded in cutting chunk out
of one of his fingers.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Consult Your Own Interest,

Recollect we guarantee relief with one
application of Hilton's Great English Pile
Ointment, and cure if directions are
followed. Hale, the druggist, Jackson, O.,
is our agent for the sale of these goods,
and we only ask you to consult him before
try ing any other. One application will
convince you that what we say you can
rely on. Try it. Soc Use DR.. Quinn's
Irish Liniment
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

THE weather still continues changeable,
with rain, mud, freeze, thaws, &C.; but
trade at Dungan's grocery and provision
store never gets dull People must and
will have groceries and provisions, and
they know just where to get them, of the
purest and best quality, and at reasona-
BILE prices.
Country produce bought and sold. Do
not forget the place-door between the
Isham House and the First National
Bank
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
22feb3nn

OUR subscribers came in very well last
week with their subscriptions. Do not
some papers envy us such subscription
list? We have at least fifteen hundred
subscribers who pay, and do so without
dunS, or threats, or abuse.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

THERE has been some talk that our old
Robert Gardner would shortly re-
Smove to Columbus, but we understand
that this is a mistake. Uncle Robert
couldn't stay away from old jackson II
he should try. And we don't want him
fO trV
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

IMPORTANT TO ALL.-It is positive fact
that we will sell Overcoats, mems,
Youths, Boys and Children's cloth
ing for the next thirty days for glo-
ry. Come and be convinced, at P.
II. Washam & Co.'s Mammoth
Clothing House, Jackson, Ohio.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WE ran far short last week of having
papers enough to supply the demand
The Standard being the only paper in the
county which contained full report of
the DUNCAN obsequies, the relatives and
friends of the late Levi DUNCAN soon
bought up all of the edition left, after
supplying subscribers.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Nervous Debility.

When all other remedies fail, DR.. Fra
zier's Root Bitters will cure General De-
bility, Loss of Appetite, Dyspepsia, and
all diseases arising from Disordered
Stomach, Liver and Kidneys.
"For several months have been aff1ict-
ed with Fever and Ague For weeks at
time 1 was confined to the house, my
suffering was intense. I could find no
relief until heard of your Root Bitters.
1 have taken the Root Bitters for two
weeks and they have restored me to my
former health. JOHN ROLAND,
Cleveland, Ohio
Sold by all druggists, or mailed ON receipt
of price. $1OO.
PR. Lance & CO.. Props.
Clevela I'd, Ohio
Sold by G.. w. Miller. I. 7dec1y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Farm of 300 Acres for Remit

Within half mile of corporation line.
Good house, stable and shed. Best of
reference required, unless parties are
known by the undersigned. Also, two
second-story rooms for rent, one fronting
Main and Broadway, the other fronting
Broadway. Reasonable rates.
Sfeb4t MOSES STERNBERGER.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WHEN we went to school to old John
Shumate, over fifty years ago, his
Oldest daughter was married to John 8.
Stephenson, but Green, Harrison, Cynthia,
Jane and Parkinson went to the same
school. All were grown except Parkln-
son, who was boy near our own age.
Sarah and Nancy were too small to go to
school. On Saturday Marcus Shumate
was in our office, and in conversation
about the recent death of his aunt, Mrs
Nancy Reed, said his father, Green Shu'
mate, is now the only one of the family
living. He is II years of age, and resides
\ in Kansas.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WE are pleased to learn, by the CALI
polis Journal, that our old friend Alex
ander A. Waddel, of Centreville, has been
awarded back pension to the amount OF
$3.50. Mr.. Waddell is the father of Miss
Anna Waddell, the school teacher, so well
known by the teachers of this county.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

Griggs' GIycerine Salve.
The best on earth can truly be said of
Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is sure
cure for cuts, bruises. scalds, burns,
wounds, and all other sores. Will posi-
lively cure piles letter and all skin erup-
tions Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Only 25 cents. For sale by
E. D. Lewis. 15febS3y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

OUR job department is turning out the
largest amount of work, and the finest in
quality, of any Office in this part of the
State. Three fast job printers, with every
facility and convenience, are pushed with
work all the time.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WE met J. B. Howe on the street to-
day. Jim informed us that the two sandy
bears recently in Jackson were his bears,
which the hunters were after couple of
years ago. Come to think of it, these
bears did look a good deal like Jim.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Grandest Display of Fall and Winter
Goods at the Bankrupt Store.

How is it that Jashenosky can sell good
goods at lower rates than anybody elseP
1t is because Jashenosky buys for cash
and gets cash discounts and sells for cash
or trade only, so he can afford to sell so
much lower than those who do a credit
business.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

BE sure to visit us before you buy
dollars worth of Clothing, Hats, Caps,
Boots, Shoes, &c, as we can save you dol
lars on your purchases, at the Mammoth
Clothing House of p. H. Washam & Co.,
Jackson, Ohio.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

THOSE who examine our stock and low
prices are sure to discover where goods
can be purchased for the least money, at
the Mammoth Clothing House of P. II.
Washam & Co., Jackson, Ohio.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
A CARD.

To all who suffering from the errors and indis
cretiOns of youth weakness early decay loss
of manhood, &C., will send recipe that will cure
you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered by missionary in South America. Send
self-addressed envelope to the REV. JOSEPH T.
INMAN, Station d. NcD York City. 24augS2y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

HON. J. W. BANNoN and Col. o. F..
Moore of Portsmouth, Hon. Homer c.
Jones of Macarthur, and Seldom Cook Esq
of Chillicothe, were in attendance at
Court part of the time last week.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WE commence the publication of lit
tie story, which will run through several
numbers of the Standard Read it all,
as there is good moral attached to it at
the end.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

w. B. WARTENBE, one of the Oldest
citizens of Lick township, is dead. He
must have been over 80 years of age.
The mother of Judge johnson, of the
Supreme Court of Ohio, was sister OF
Mr.. Wartenbe.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

The genuine Saratoga High Rock
Spring Water, for sale by all Druggists
by the dozen, bottle, or gallon. Address
all orders to the High Rock Spring Co.
Saratoga Springs, N. Y.
Sold by E. D. Lewis. 7dec1y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Harbaugh, of Miami
county, are visiting their niece, Mrs
Harrison Smith.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Christian Church. .

Preaching every night this week at the
Christian Church, by Elder w. o. Tom
son. All are invited to attend these meet
ingS.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WE acknowledge pleasant call on
FRIDAY from Rev. J. r. Collier. We have
never talked to Mr.. Collier about the
matter, but we had heard that Mr.. Collier
was thinking of. removing to some other
point. We have since learned that he
will remain in Jackson. We are glad to
know this, as Mr. Collier is valuable
citizen in any community, as well as an
able and eloquent minister.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

By DR.. Frazier's Magic Ointment
Cures as if by magic: Pimples, Black
Heads or Grubs, Blotches, and Eruptions
on the Face, leaving the skin clear,
healthy and beautiful. Also cures Itch
Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips, Old,
Obstinate Ulcers and Sores, etc.
Sold by all druggists and mailed on
receipt of price so cents
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

ELI ATEN went on Tuesday to attend
the funeral of his sister Mrs. Armstrong,
in Scioto township. Mrs. Armstrong;
husband has been dead some years. His
name was John Armstrong.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

SHERIFF CHERINGToN has sold his sor-
rel mare to Columbus parties, for seven
hundred dollars.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

Mr.. MILLS of Chillicothe, of the firm
of Ingham, Mills s. Co., from whom we
buy our paper, was in town on Saturday,
end made us call.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

COMPARE the dose and quantity of
Hoods Sarsaparilla and you have con-
elusive proof of it's superior strength and
cheapness. Try it.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

If you want bargains in fall or winter
goods call at the Bankrupt Store, opposite
Public Square.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

ESQ. JAMES WHIT, of Madison town.
ship, was in town on Monday.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
P. r. Lance & Co., Props,
Sold by q. w. Miller. 7dec1y.

ELwooD DICKAsoN, Tom Delay, and
Vaughn & Harrel, are now running milk
wagons.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WASTE no time; delays have dangerous
ends! If a member of your family is suf-
fering with a slight cough or cold, don't
wait until it develops itself into con-
sumption, but procure at once bottle OF
= DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup and cure that
cough.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Where to Obtain Special Bargains.

Where to Obtain Special Bargains.
Go to the Mammoth Clothing House of
P. H. Washam & Co.,-they are closing
out their entire stock of Clothing, Hats,
Caps, Boots and Shoes, at less than whole
sale prices
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

stock calves, for which he paid, we be-
lieve, ten dollars per head
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

w. E. HAYCoCK, Cleveland, says:
Browns Iron Bitters afforded me great
relief for pains in my chest, stomach and
kidneyS,"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

GENUINE Oliver Chilled Plow is sold
only by D. L. Pickrel.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
A. Sure Cure for Piles.

and liberated Piles, has been discovered
by DR.. William, (an Indian remedy) call
ed DR.. Williams Indian Ointment. A
single box has cured the worst chronic
cases of twenty-five years standing. No
one need suffer five minutes after apply
ing this wonderful soothing medicine.
Lotions and instruments do more harm
than good. Williams Ointment absorbs
the tumors, allays the intense itching,
particularly at night after getting warm
in bed0 acts as poultice, gives instant
and painless relief, and is prepared only
for Piles, itching of the private parts, and
for nothing else.
For sale by all druggists and mailed on
receipt of price, $1.0O.
p. r. Lance & Co. Props,
Cleveland, Ohio
Sold by G. W. Miller. 7dec1y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

WE had pleasant call, on Wednesday
from J. NJ. Lively, of Wellston.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
Rooms to Rent.

Four good rooms to rent. Inquire of
dec2stf TOM DELAY.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
p r. Iauca e. Co

Sole Proprietors, Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold by G. W. Miller. 7dec1y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01

CLOVER, Timothy and Red Top grass
seed at D. L. PickrePs.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1883-03-01
PR. Lance & Co.. Props.

Sold by G.. W. Miller. 7dec1y.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

Horses have been successfully cured
Of this vice by putting piece Of hard
wood an inch and a half square in the
animals mouth, about the same length
of an ordinary snsfle bit. 1t may be
fastened by thong Of leather passed
through two holes in the ends Of the
wood and secured 10 the bride. II
must be in addition TO the bit, but in
no way to impede the working of the
bit. Animals with this vice should
be treated kindly in the stable, and
not abused with pitchfork handles,
whips, etc. An apple, crust Of bread,
piece Of beet, etc., and a kind pat,
but firm, watchful hand and eye, with
the use OF the above wooden bit, will
cure the most inveterate bitter. The
fact that he can not shut his mouth or
grip anything soon dawns upon him,
and then he is conquered.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27
Resolutions Of Respect.

At meeting Of Double Springs Baptist
Church, held Feb. 10th, 1913, COMMITTEES
was appointed to draft resolutions CON-
memorative Of the respect In which our
Elder Brother John s. Reynolds, was held
who departed this life Feb. /, 's3. and the
following we're reported and adopted
WHEREAS, The Advise Father of the
Universe has called from labor our Broth.
err John 8. Reynolds, who joined the Bsp-
tist Church at this place in 1887, and in
1855 was ordained a minister Of the gos'
pei, and since that time has devoted a
great portion Of his time to the service Of
the Lord, with scarcely any recompeusa.
ton from the churches. At his death his
whole time was taken up as pistor Of diff
ferent places. Therefore, be il
Resolved, That while we bow submissive
ly to HIS will, we yet noun with unai-
iected sorrow the loss we sustain in his
death, for by his integrity, his upright.
ness, his devotion to principles and u this
church, and his moral life, he not only
honored our beloved order, but set us sn
example which we should strive to emu
late. His virtues indeed. were many, his
faults few; let us remember the one and
draw the veil Of charity over the other.
Resolred, That our coincidence and heart.
felt sympathy be rendered his grief strick.
en- family in this the hour Of their great
affection, reminding them at the same
time that whom the Lord loved he chast.
eneth, and that he doeth all things we'll.
Resolved, That these resolutions bespread
at large upon the minute book Of the
church and that they be published 10 the
INTERIOR JOURNAL, and Western Recorder
requested TO copy, and a copy given to his
family. w. s. TAYLOR,
z. T. CURTIS,
f. 3. GoocH,
~ In
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

Among the things taken by bur-
glars from an Illinois ministers house
we're box Of tobacco, six bottles of
whisky and a pistol.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

The New York Commercial Adler
tiser suddenly remarks that: "The
man who bangs his hair hasn't enough
sense to blow out his brains. even if
he possessed any,"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

vessel Of calculated water, so that the
water will complete the circuit, a
passing current Of electricity will
rapidly decompose the water into lite
two constituents, oxygen and hydro.
gen, the oxygen collecting at one ter.
minal aud the hydrogen at the other.
II now they are allowed TO unite
again, the reconciliation gives out a
current into a wire which is the re.
verse Of that which Effected their sep
aration. Thus, as this form Of bat
terry can be charged at one time or
place and discharged at another, il
forms a most useful portable source Of
electricity. The popular conception
Of secondary battery as a store box,
in which electricity is bottled up like
soda water and drawn OF at will, is
very erroneous. There is, TO be sure,
condenser" which actually stores
up electricity; but a secondary bate
ry, ready for use, contains no electric.
ity whatever. II is simply an appa.
ratus whose elements are in such n
chemical condition that, upon their
being placed in external electrical
connection, a current will be genera.
ted therein.
There can be no doubt that galvan-
&c batteries. both in the simple and
secondary form, are destined to play
an important part in the application
of electricity TO common use. IL is
TO the magnetic electric machine, how
ever, that we look with most conf
dence. Electricity already is very
serviceable TO man. Ii sends our
messages, calls the servant, gives an
alarm Of fire, announces the stealthy
entrance Of a burglar, regulates the
temperature of a room, locks doors
and windows, lights the gas, and does
a hunded other services. In short.
wherever it is wished to produce a
mechanical movement at any distance,
electro magnetism is a ready, cheap,
reliable and tireless servant. On a
large scale electricity as motor is
only useful in transferring power to
convenient localities, as when a ma.
chloe which generates a current is
driven by distant waterfall, but the
translation Of power into electricity
and then its re,ranslation from cleo
tricity into power entail such losses
that the electric motor must remain
subordinate to steam, water, or other
original force until new and cheaper
source Of electricity is discovered.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

Thousands are being cured Of Catarrh
every year with Halls Catarrh Cure, that
the doctors had given up and said could
not be cured. rs cents bottle. Sold by
Penny A McAlister, Stanford, Ky.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27
LHina in Sfnfues.

The interior Of the arch on which
the equestrian statue Of the Duke Of
Wellington rested at Hyde Park gate
was found, on being taken down, to
be honeycombed with rooms, in which
a colony Of twenty pesons, including
the janitor and his family, six police.
men and a medical student, lived.
When the old palace at Somerset
House was pulled down TO make room
for the new government offices II was
found that prolific colony Of cripples
and beggars had been squatting there,
and that a gang Of coiners piled their
trade in the cellars. So when the old
Winter Palace at st. Petersburg was
burned down il was discovered that
nearly 300 people had been living
for years on the soof of the edi6ce;
that they kept cows and grew vegeta.
bles, and that children had been born
and men died on that old eyre.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

f. ]. Cheney a Co., proPrietOrs Halls
Catarrh Cure, offer 500 reward for any
case Of Catarrh that esnt be cured with
Halls CAtarIh Cure. Sold by Penny a
MeAlisier. Stanford, Ky.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

Little Johnny, who was writing a
composition about hens, said he knew
where hens came from, but didn't
know where they got eggs. "People
say that hens lay eggs, but l know
better. My father keeps lots of hens,
aud when we want any eggs he al
ways sends me to the store for them"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

The Pennsylvania Legislative eau
Gus have agreed to a plan of appOr.
tionmeEt which will give the republi
cans Is and the democrats 10 Con-
gressmen.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1883-03-27

"Why." asked governess Of her
little charge, do you pray to God to
give us our daily bread 2 Why don't
we ask for four or FIVE days or a
weekH" Because we want it fresh,
replied the ingenious child.