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Personal

1t is said that Mrs. Hayes 81, $40 nor
trait, which thetemperance women .aid
for, migrates from room to room in ne
white house, and threatens to "hrin,
up" in the garnet.
Mr.. Willard gets over $50, 600 salary n
year from his railway Offices. Tia, mak.s
Elm s3u,G0O more important man than
the president OF the United states.
Martin f. upper, of''Proverbial Phi,
osophy" celebrity, has been lec,u,,,n
on the sart Of flying" before a balloon so,
ciety IN London. He says he published
a work on the subject fifty years 400
and Is very sangulne that men will soon
contrive to fly. 'o'h
Mrs. Murray, the wife Of "Adiron.
dack" Murray, has just returned from
Europe with a diploma f., the Viennn
MEDICAL College. both as physician ana
surgeon, being, her friends sny. tha nn'
~ woman in tie country with th;s
certificate. tiiis
Lady Rosebery, on the eve of the Day
OF Atonement(tne solemn Jewish fac,
dav), sent q donation OF Sl0O to DR. coh.
to be distributed among the Jewish 10.
OF san Francisco. Lady Rosehery also
worshlped in the temple there in ~
ia'th IN which she was brought up.
A Georgia paper prints this statement.
~. w. Ward, of Two-Run, has a re.
markable family; lie. married Raebe,
addls IN December, 1916 and raised II
grown children. Ills family low nun.
pers ooIchlidren, sons-in-law and
sfanacfiiidfen, andthere has never been
a death among them. MIR. Ward was
California" e"' III
Lord Colerridge, in an address to The
students Of Hayeriord College. nea,
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Mems CoWardlce in a Dentists
, hair

"No." said the dentist to a reporter
Of the New London Day, II never tell
m en- any thing but the truth. If l
tell a man an operation may be painful
he is apt to find some excuse for delay
ing it, of even lodging it altogether. But
a would walk deliberately to the
chair If she thought her head we're to be
yanked oil. Give me a woman TO. cool
pluck every time" !.
"'But. children"
sit is both wrong and foolish to de-
ceiyes a child about such things II he is
told he is not to be hurt, and then is
hurt, he will never take your word again,
and will hate Won, and will resort to al
most any means to keep away from a
dental office afterwar.l. ! always tell a
child the operation will hurt a little, hut
that 1 will be careful. l can usually play
on a child's pride, and make
him very brave. If he is
handled properly he will train
his pluck for the most painful operation,
and usually when he is dismissed from
the chair is surprised that the pain has
been no more G You know the
the extent of pain, or, indeed, of every
thing, is apt to be measured by compar-
ison with ones expectation Of what is to
be DONE"
i on have to deceive men. do your
Eyes, generally. They are consnn,ate
towards. Yesterday | made one OF my
friends pull his own TOOTH"
How"
"He wished me to look at his teeth
and tell him what they required, and
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Relation of Clothing to Bodily
Heat,

The thinnest veil is a vestment il the
sense that it moderates the loss of heat
which radiation causes the naked body
to experience. In the same way a
cloudy sky protects the earth against to
great cooling in spring nights. In cover-
ing ourselves with multiple envelopes of
which we augment the protecting thick
ness according to the rigor OF the sea-
| sons, we retard the radiation from the
body by causing it to pass through a
series of stages, or by providing relays.
The linen, the ordinary dress, and the
cloak constitute for us SO manN artiHcial
| epidermises. The heat that leaves the
| skin goes to warm these superposed en-
| y%elopes; it passes through them the
| more slowly in proportion rs they are
| poorer conductors; reaching the surface,
it escapes, but without making us feel
! the chills which direct contact with the
atmosphere OCCASIONS, for our clothes
catch the cold for US. The hairs
and the feathers of animals per-
form the same function as toward their
skill, serving to remove the eat of cali
fc exchange away from the body. The
protection WI owe to our clothes is
made more etfectual bv their always be-
ing wadded with q stratum of warm air.
Each one Of us thus has his own atmos-
phere, whichgoes with him everywhere.
and is renewed without being cooled.
The nina also finds under its fur an ad-
ditional protection in the bed of air that
ills the spaces between the hairs; and
it is on account oftie air they incloso
that porous substances furs and feathers
keep warm.
Experiments to determine the degree
of facility with which different substan-
ces used for clothing allow seat to escape
were m de by Count Rumtord, Sene-
bier, Boekmann, James Starck, and NJ.
Coulter. Tie results were not in ali cases
consistent with each other, but they
indicate thai the property is dependent
on the texture of the substance rather
than on the kind of material, or-ron
Germs mountainous neat-its color
From Clothing and the Atmosphere"
ny NJ. r: Radau, in Popular Science
| MOnllly for lptnhar
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6 very careful to instruct me to do
nothing more than to look at them. L
found II that could not De saved, and
should be extracted 1T once. l knew if
l told HIM he would not let me take it
out, 80 l slipped some forcops in my
pocket when he was not looking and
went on fumbling about his face, occa-
sionally putting a finger in his eye, I'M
til he concluded it was safer to keep his
peppers closed. By quick and precise
work l laid hold on the tooth with the
forceps before he knew what was up,
but as soon as he felt the pain he
grabbed my hand and pushed it away
SO frantically as to throw forceps, tooth.
and all through the window in front of
him.n
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SURPRISING q Venus.
From a New York Letter.

PIol1 d view 1OVh LelteT.
Given a small, straight, flat figure,
with q face delicate in its features, and
the problem of making a girl look like
fifteen until she is altogether past her
teens, is not exceedingly difficult. 1t
can be very simply worked by refusing
to let her p%etticoats grow to q mature
length. e%schewing all devices of bodice,
that produce artificial undulation. and
enjoining an innocent simplicity of car
rage and manner. That is what had
been done with the bride whom / have
mentioned. There was in her family
the usual incentive for thus retarding
her apparent growth from childhood to
womanhood. Two older sisters wished
to matrimonially place themselves before
their ages were emphasized by the
youngest daughter becoming al adult.
Why, l remember that one evening at q
reception the dear girl came down to
the parlor in a lovely costume of white
tulle as simple and infantile as a chris
tening robe, and with a hem no lower
than the tops of her boots; but she mad
presumed to give a slight roundness to
her corsa2e. That was an amendment
to the family resolution which was III
stantly voted down, though she pleaded
hard 10 carry it
Pm a woman and / want to look like
one," she pleaded.
"You may be a woman, but you've got
to look like a child as long as nature
will let you," was the maternal mandate.
So she had to go back to her room
and fatten the bosom in which indigna-
ton was swelling
"I'll develop all of sudden, the first
thing they ~know-see il | don't" she
said to me on that occasion.
And she did it on her wedding day,
for certain. The digDiied little creature
who dragged u train up the center aisle
| ola fashionable church was no longer
childish. Her babyish braids of hair
had become an elaborate couture; the
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Philadelphia, on Wednesday' after
commencing the poets Shelley and
eats to their attention. remarked:
lyon NAV be surprised at the name
ubaII selec from your American poets
when I tell o to learn Bryant. do
not saw LongGellow, because, although
he ia n sweet and noble and delightful
noet, he is not American mean that
his noetry might Just Ms we'll have been
written in England, or Italy, or Gerina-
nv. or France, as in America, out Mr..
Bryant's poetry is full Of the character
istics of his own country, as wen as no.
Die, natural and inyigorating.
Paul Taglioni, who has danced for
fftv.four years. has finally retired. He
b,s lahored in a somewhat peculiar
field, to try and develop, the ballet and
TO make 1T more than it has been, but he
has hardly succeeded. The ballet has
become more intricate IN movements
and figures, but it cannot be SAID TO nave
improved Taglioni's daughter, II may be
remarked, married u count. f1's grand
daurhter is the wife OF Il prince, show
ing that the old aristocracy, even in
| Enrope, is not SO very old nor 80 choice
asi $ additionally supposed.
Jane Grey swisshelm the vigorous
writer, is aggrieved because the desolate
and inaccessible mountain region in Ari-
IONA, which was named after her many
years ago. is now a fastness for lawless
bands Of renegade Apaches. She does
not seem to cnjov rending about the
movements of the murderous redskins
in the "Swisshelm Mountains"
There is an awful warning in the fol-
lowing case which recently happened in
Danburv, N. c., to persons who use
Gods name in vain: Mr.. Smith, a to-
bacco farmer, who lives in Danbury,
some DAYS ago was in an almost insane
rape over the damage to his fine crop
by the rains and winds, and he walked
over his plantation swearing and cursing
the Almighty. His language was SO ter
rible that several laborers who were
with him left, when, as he was about to
utter a frightful imprecation, he fell
yoiceless and as if dead, His case is a
puzzle to the physicians, who can do
nothing whatever to relieve him from
| his difficulty.
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The Goodness or Badness OF I'm
broken EGGS Determined by

broken EGGS Determined by
the Eye.
New York Sun.
An egg dealer advertised yesterday
for 81 man to candle eggs. "The bust.
ness of an egg-candeler," said the deal,
Or, "is 70 hold tie egg up against a fame
Of gas sors candle and to tell from the
dppeardnice Of the egg whether it is good
or bad"
Does it require much skill to be al
egg.candler?"
ut takes a quick eye'and experience.
1t pays me to keep an GAMBLER, be
cause ! avoid trouble with customers
l receive no just complaints about bad
eggs. Some peopleS8You know, will
come and tell u dealer that two of tn.
last dozen they bought we're bad, and
ask for two good ones in exchange.
They can't play that ontme.D M
Mr.. Mahr, who imports eggs from.
Hungary, Turkey, Italy and Germany
AND gets them also from distant sections
OF TINS country, employs many GAMBLER
He said: I'VE get eggs affected witt,
the water-rot, black-rot or spots. Water.
rotten eggs come from sections of the
country recently opened and not prop.
erly drained, SO that the eggs he on
damp ground. The black-rot results
from the action of gases when the egg
lies too long in the nest. The spots and
ordinary staleness are caused by, age the
former, however, often by improper
transportation The great test of an
eggs quality is the free movement OF
the yelk without its breaking in form,
Ihis shows that the white is strong. If
It's weak the yelkSwill fowsthro1gh IT
An air chamber is usually the slgn OF
age. But sometimes an eggi will show
an air chamber because it has been bad.
~ shaken up. An experienced Gambler
can distinguish between these. He has
2 sbarpened instinct, like the men in
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PETITE, PRETTY AND PERT
But She DidnI Care to Have Her
Toilet Analysed iby q Gentleman

But She Didn't Care to Have Hel
Toilet Analysed lby q Gentleman
Caller.
From the Boston Globe.
That he is eccentric no one will de
ny after hearing Of his last little adven
ture with a lady friend, who, by thu
way, is petite, pretty and pert-three
characteristics most happily combined
in her case. As for HIN, he is a blond
with a round. eyed face wearing an ex'
preston at once shrewd and laundering
That he is shrewd he often proves, but
that he can commit the greatest blum.
dering with the most childlike limo
cenee ia equally we'll known to his &C
quainttnces. An evening or two since
dressed in his Sunday best, he called on
the young ladv in question. After dis
cussing the common topics of the day,
suddenly, with no warning, except an
uneasy twisting of his chair, the hero oil
the tale exclaimed: Miss NJ. might
ask you q very important question:
This in the most uneasy, sepulchral voice
imaginable. =
"Whv," said the young lady, some-
what startled at the solemn turn of af-
fairs, II don't know as there would be
any serious objection ii you have ar i'm.
psrtant question to ask"
.'Well," drawing a little closer aud in
n confidential whisper "do you think
this u propitious time?"
"There's no one near to hinder that I
see," was the coquettish answer as the
young lady glanced about the room
where nothing more substantial than
moons pale beams showed any signs
of motion.
sand do you-do you think that-that
you could grant the request"
"Why, really. Mr.. s., how can you ex-
poet me to answer before / know the
question.
"Well WHAT" with just the slightest
Impotence in her voice.
We'll you see, | had been thinking
for some time that Tiff there was real.
ly no objection, l would like to ask you
with what-what sort of powder you
clean your teeth. I had noticed how
nicely-," but the s'amming of a door as
the young lady whisked out Of the
room broke short his sentence, and, af-
ter awaiting her ,returnr some fifteen
minutes, he took his hat and in mild
surprise wandered homeward. The
next day he told his most intimate
friend that Miss NJ. was a little off the
night before, but he couldn't think of
anything he had said or done to offend
her.
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ankles we're out of sight, and, instead of
their %stockinged display, there was a
charming disclosure of bare arms that
were far more plump and tapering than
anybody had expected, and as fair as
eighteen years s~eclusion could make
sh h%eneiy her bodice sssd for the n,, first m time was IS
non ofthe public's business. Improved?
should say so. If the bridegroom had
fallen in love with her former aspect,
he had every reason for a%ugmenting his
passion as he beheld herin bridal robes.
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ARMY of tlle Cumberland.

At the late reunion at Cincinnati,
Chaplain Van Horne gave the following
summary Of the achievements of the
Army Of the Cumberland:
This army fought, unaIded, the bat
ties Of Mil SPRINGS Perry lille, Stone
River ~Chickamauga,' 'Wauhatchee.'
and "Bentonville;' gave essential aid to
the Army Of the Tennessee at Fort
Donslson' and .Pittsburg Landine;' III
combination with that army, but in two.
fold strength, gained the decisive victor
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situation ,..nerved on by a wholesaledread
Of capture and a taste of the mercies
meted out at Libby and other prison

. Af.ggsiEFEG LInNIEE teTAa4 rH-
i situation ,..nerved on by a whoiesaledread
81 capture and a taste of the mercies
meted out at Libby and other prison
pens. -<sass
Under cover OF afurious fire from the
Blue 3lazes, the boats made q rapiddash
for the blocknge-runner and gun-boat.
They clasned alongside, ~clambering over
bulwarks. thesthlck smoke having con
cealed the movement. But slight resist
lance was offered, the crash of the nine-
inch shells having proved too much for
tine confederates. The gunboat WAS in
possession of the blue jackets and the
tguns turned upon the fort. The bark
has also been carried, the Prize crew
working like beavers, and a stout haw-
ser was run from the bows to the pow
erful capstan OF the Blue Blazes, the
marines, aided by crowd OF sailors,
charged the battery, which was carried
with but trifing loss, the fleeing rebels
receiving q parting salute from th Q
.|broadsite guns ere they reached the
cover oil the woods. The river gunboat
bad been fred in a number OF places,
and amid the huzzas OF victory arising
from the captured fort, the magazine on
board exploded. Toe fort was Also de
stroyed and the guns tumbled into the
lagoon. The Blue Blazes hove Oft the
mud. bank, the bark warped alongside,
q ~safe4barrier to the iusiIade of
'niissies showeted upon them by the
masked battery, the gauntlet of whose
fire had yet to be run.
Ordering a greater portion of the
below, the commander, who had
received two flesh wounds, painful, but
dangerous. gave the order to steam
toward the entrance of the lagoon.
Thick and fast the globes Of iron whis-
tied iround, cutting the rigging, or, with
terrific thuds, crashing into the frail
sides OF the prize. A number of times
the bark was hulled below the water
line, but the holes we're promptly stop
ped with shot plugs. Twice the prize
was set on fire, but, prompt and cool, Of
from ordinary drill. the men succeeded
in saving the vessel from the threatened
danger. With the roar of the last gun
Els she Blue Biazes passed out of sight
the tastenings securing the blockade.
:unner ERE cast OF, a sheer given with
he helm, and the entire starboar6
oroadside delivered, the fve-seconds
,hells dropping about the ears of the
.ebels with astonishing rapidity and
precision. The trees, bushes and sand.
hills intervening were soon leveled be.
ore the furious storm of iron hail, to
which tue rebels were powerless to re-
ply.
~ .an.
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opportunity Ana Importunitv.

Er zee ~"
Eeal-skin saoque
In the st0fe:@
Wife looks back,
Eyes II DER. ~
Says to husband. I'll,
"Ain't it nice2p
He shuts eyelids
Like 9 wise.
Shakes his head
Sadly, "Nol.
Grabs her arm.
Home they go.
Drops Of water,
One by one,
Will wear away
The hardest stons.
Ere the fsll.s..
HAckboness broke,
Wifely wears
Ssai-skin cloak.
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THE WRONG GIRL.

Girl in the hammock
Reading book
Catches man
By hook or crook.
Girl in kitchen
Scruhbing pan
Can not gobble
Any man.
Ten wears later,
Head in whirl,
Wished he'd taken
Kitchen girl.
oil City Blizzard.
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What Will He SayofTS

Now that Lord Colelidge. being dined
and wlned, is saying so many pretty
things about America and our little fight
about tea-chests, telling US. withal, who
are our great lawyers and literary men.
1t VIII be interesting g to note whether he
VIII remain of his highly complimentary
opinion when he returns again to his
own people. ! suppose, however, we
must be thankful that he is civil to us
when here: for, indeed, the most inteIl-
lgent and educated of E%nglishmen seem
to have great difficulty IN krowlng how
to behave IN this country. Ilckens. in
MS american Notes." did not hesitate
W "rlte up the Interior of households TO
"hlcil ne had been admitted as Il guest.
WI. fosten, even, the great Liberal
statesman, went to a dinner party in
Ne" ork IN q tweed suit. 1t is right to
s.ay, however, in this instance, that on
ihaihg himself the only one of thirty
nus aIllred, he frankly admitted ttiat
" hal never been SO mortified in his
ne; 1eneral Wolseley, u soldier and n
diplomatic, after being entertained Will.
me greatest courtesy in Boston and New
1ork, cit not the slightest conjunction
II rldlcullng the hospitality he had re-
ceiVec ana IN carlcaturing the very men
az whose house he had broken breud.
us 10 be hoped that Lord Coseridge
VIII aiio the fact that the American
Dur Association pays his expenses to
ha'e some weight with him, and that
ne VIII, Mt leasl, avoid the bni tastes, if
not 'he ingratitude, of these performan-
ces.-Argonaut. III ~Nst1I s.
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oieisShen Should be Menof This
/. World
from the New War; r: @

- world
from the New YORK Tribune.
IL IS absolutely necessary that the
Slergy Should be men of,tbe world in
lhe best sense of that much.abused
p"'"se. lney shoult. know a great deal,
net only of the people of the first but of
tme nineteenth century. They should
oe acquainted not ONLY with the learned
sneculatlons of the scboolmen. ut, also,
sin,n,e s,e unlesrned speculation OF the
TINS th n folk in their parishes.
NOW .lnN church, though in u different
viii "iay again become the power
iai,h ~ was III the so-called ages OF
did anu represent not only the splen-
hnt tM.nieVements OF q wants red past,
no ne lnofe splendid trinlnpns Of liv-
ra adn IN addressing themselves to the
;nn an the age, the clergy will be do
thhse o,,y what has been done before by
Is now Hmuich, over and over again. What
INV accepted because Of the stamp OF
we must remember, was once
,a"s On With Suspicion because it was
rr",anu what Is now 80 crudenn new,
90 eseh radical, will one day have the
t,an;tu VI venerable 4ntiQuity. Chris
time ,aseii was. at The beginning a new
hists,,, any IL conquered its place in the
nanln,I VI mankind, not because it APP
,rnassaa 70 The past, bnt because it had a
That iorthe throbbing life of its age.
I daw ;f.'age may be made vital as to.
itssir' H'puern preaching will concern
mae,i with The needs and longines 81
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rNHABrTAVT. op INDIAN TERRI-
TORY.

The inhabitants OF Indian Territory
consist OF 5000 Indians, divided into
fortv.four tribe. The Cherokees stand
in the forefront with a population OF
20, 1876 full-bloods and hslf-breeds. They
occupy large country in the northeast
ern part Of the Territory. The country
Of the Creeks, next in the order Of in.
telligence and push. numbering 5000
inhabitants is in the southeast corner.
The Chickasavs. 1900 in number, are
west OF the Choctaws ON the Texas bor-
der. The Seminoles from the savannahs
Of Florida, the Sacs and Foxs, the Pot
tawatomies, aud the Wichita., are in the
center The Osages, Pawnees. Neg
Perces, and Poncas are in the north. The
Senecas, Wyandotts, and 0ttawas &C.
cupy small piece Of land on the south.
western border OF Missouri. The cele
brated Modocs, OF bloody memory, from
the lava beds OF California and Oregon
are here. The Arapahoes and Cheyennes
are on the west. The kiowas and Com.
anches and Apaches, once prominently
distinguished for their conquests with
tomahawks and scalping-knife, are set
tied down to quiet life in the remote
southwest part OF the Territory, and be.
gin to bask in the early morning twi.
light OF their civilization. OF these 49,.
600 Indians CO, 900 have adopted citizens
dress, and are engaged in the various
pursuits OF husbandry and the mechanic
arts. They raise cattle, mules, hogs,
corn and cotton. The Cherokees alone
have this year 81, 400 cattle, l0S, $50
hogs, and 1868 horses. This speaks Of
the industry Of that people. Three thou.
sand five hundred and forty mine OF them
are engaged in farming. while only six.
teen follow hunting and fishing for a
livelihood. One district OF their country
exported 1900 bales OF cotton. Their
cotton fields receive especial attention,
and raise more than one bale to the acre.
BY the law of the Territory, each citizen
can fence in as much of the land as he
can use, and occupy it as long as he likes.
He cannot own the land, but he can own
the use of it and the improvements on it.
He has no taxes to pay, or any of the
other burdens of government common to
life among the whites. If Indians had
the energy, ability and push of the whits
people, they would speedily get rich in ,
country Of free and fertile lands and nc
taxes