Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1883-11-28
No. 3

The man who lives a lie is Ike
one who tries to eat the shell, but
throws the oyster away.
If you should try to thank the
Lord for the things you don't know
you would probably make one of the
longest prayers on record
"A mans mind must be pretty well
warped when he takes a wrong for
right, and he must also be strangely
''pregedist" when he eats tar on his
buckwheat cakes and calls it molasses.
i buy DR.. Benson's CELERY and
Chamomile Pills and introduce then,
achereuer 1 go. Personal knoacledqe
and experience Of their effects on
others prompts this act. Rev. j. p,
Fugett, Rector st. Lukes Ch, Myers
burg, Pa. 80 cts. at druggists.
Poor fellow, he went into a book
store to purchase a polyglot Bible, but
his tongue Glove to the roof of his
mouth, and he only managed to ask if
they had any pollywog Bibles OH sale.
When uncle came to dinner he al
ways said grace before meat, and the
little truthseeker of five years asked,
Papa, why don't you 60 to sleep and
talk before you eat, same as uncle
does ?"
Not one person in hundred at
the age of sixty, can say that they are
free from rheumatic pains. All can be
cured ofthis most dreadful disease by
the use of Rheumatic Syrup.
To aChom 1t may concern: WoLcoTT,
N. Y, April IL, 1882.
This to certify that 1 am an engineer
by trade, and for the last five years
have been troubled more or less with
rheumatism, and for the last five weeks
before this date l have been entirely
unable to work, and when l commenc-
ed using the Rheumatic Syrup could
hardly leave my chair After using
one-half of bottle of the Syrup l be-
gan to grow better, and am now at
work again as usual, having been
cured with three bottles. | should ad-
wise any one troubled with rheumatism
to use Rheumatic Syrup. Enough
cannot be said in its praise.
ALERED REYNOLDS
Professor Fowler has been dis
cussing the nature and value of whale
bone iE two very lengthy lectures. He
is of course bachelor. In the course
of time, or whenever he arrived at that
period of discretion at which man
marries, his wife will be able to tell
him more about the value and use of
whalebone than he can find cut in a
month by meditating on a whales
mouth
Those of US who have no heap of
the kind mentioned see the truth of the
saying, "Riches are like muck which
smells bad when it's in heap, but
spread abroad, makes the earth fruit
full"
The Philadelphia Times proposes
that the Legislature in its appropria-
tion bill, pay each member ten dollars
day for each day he was in attend
ance at the extra session. That fits
the case exactly. The people are
going to watch closely the votes of
their representatives on this question,
and it will go hard with the members
who vote to pay themselves or others
for time spent at home attending to
private business, or sight seeing away
from home The Pattison administra-
tion is responsible for the extra session,
but the members individually will be
responsible if they vote dollar to pay
for services which were not rendered.
The people will never approve the
course of member who votes pay for
single day when the session was not
held, or for single day a member was
not present
What will Browns Iron Bitters
cure? 1t will cure heart disease,
paralysis, dropsy, kidney disease, con-
sumption, dyspepsia, rheumatism and
all similar diseases. Its wonderful
curative power is simply because it
purifes and enriches the blood, thus
beginning at the foundation and by
building up the system, drives out all
disease For the peculiar troubles to
which ladies are subject it is invalua-
ble 1t is the only preparation of Iron
that does not color the teeth or cause
headache.
There is only one good thing about
pickpocket, and that is, he trades with
ready money.