Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-02-14
FIRESIDE CHIT-CHAT.


latest agony.
Ar recent aristocrat1c marriage in
England, several of the gentlemen wore
PLAIN gold earrings.
The mipuet Ianciers is the fashionable
dance In New York society. It is free
from the vice of public hugging.
LIE young man who says eyes ?" with
al interrogation is to be married to the
young lady who says emo p with an ex-
| clamatiOp.
:" CRUSHED strawberry is a new color
which will probably be worn by the
creme de Ia creme Boston C0D2u2ey-
ci0t Bulletin.
The Columbia S. c.. Register SAYS
that some Edgefeld young men carry
the tore-paw Of rabbit III their pocket
for good luck in love affairs.
The Buffalo Express says that it costs
81, goo to give a heightened German in
New York. When poor people want to
be IN style they probably give q low
! Dutch.
A New YORK lover stabbed girl be-
| cause she rejected him. This should warn
| the girls that the latest way to reject
man IS TO leave town and send him a
postal card.
! A PHILADELPHIA boarding house
keeper won't take any but pretty girls
and susceptible young men. Those who
fail III love are seated together at the
table, and OF course lose their appetites.
! She is getting rich
DON'T insist: When lady who has
| been taking music lessons for the past
! IOh hoY III I
says she really can't play, don't insist
on it. The chances are that she can't
| Detroit Free Press.
| WHEN woman rushes ont into the
yard, her eyes flashing with executive
determination, and picks up a board to
throw at hen, Ii is interesting to see
how quickly oil the children playing IN
he vicinity will run in front of her 10
| prevent beng Saturday An2eri-
| can.
WOMAN's love: "Doyou believe that
woman, nowadays, would die for the
object of her love?" asked bachelor
! friend 81 don't know whether she'd
die or not, - answered the benedict, s'but
I've kno8n her to go wild when the
trimming didn't suit Brooklyn
Eagle.
CLARA BELL says that a cigarette
young woman, when asked how she
would like a gentleman, upon kissing
her, to taste tobacco on her lips, replied
! sharply TO the sister who questioned
her: How many men did you ever
kiss on whose lips and mustache you
did not taste tobacco ?" And the con
7ersation tagged.
|
| thoroughly mad than to year $50
hose to ball, get her dress
caught up on chairs, and have lots of
similar accidents, and then find when
she comes to go nome that she has
danced all the evening with old WOODEN
legglpgs on, having forgotten to remove
| them.-BOStOn Post.
THERE are unmistakahle signs in the
sky Of fashion that q boom III red hair is
| gathering for a descent upon ug-not
the sort Of red hair which is orange hued
and too utterly Milesian, but that other
and softer kind, suggestive of very ripe
corn, "and the crimson tinge which
makes the waving harvest field so beau
tiful. st. Louis Gt0be-Demaocrat
JOSEPH Cook says: Gin Boston the
question is, before admitting a man to
society, Have you written book o in
Chicago, How much are you worth 2
in San Francisco, Who owns you, the
railroads or the sand lots q and in Wash
iEgton, Are you likely to be re-
| elected 2" Mr.. Cook observes that the
state of this country demands civil SER
| vice leagues.
A YOUNG lady was curling her back
locks recently when suddenly she threw
up her hands, gave vent to a double
| decker, forty-two ohm yell, which cleo
trified the household, and began to dance
a remarkable new style of double shuttle
on the floor, begging IN vociferous tones
| that someone would open the back Of her
dress. After the performance was over
and calmness restored, it was discovered
that she had dropped the hot slate pen
Gil, with which she had been curling her
hair, down her back. Slate pencils
were made to write with, not to eat or
heat.
Peculiar Methods of Suicide.
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