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The Osceola times., 1883-06-16

4 Pittsburg lady doctor says that wo-
man can understand woman, and it often
does patient more good to talk to her
of spring bonnets and wraps then is eff
fected by medicine. Husbands and IA
thers want to look out for that lady ply
sician. Instead of recommending 90
cents worth of aqua pura for sick head
ache, she may prescribe Sl4 bonnet, or
a S25 surah overskirt, or something in
that way.
The Osceola times., 1883-06-16
Macon Times.

MACON, Mo-, May 10, 1888.
This is to certify that the State Insur-
ance Company of Des Moines, Iowa, has
this day adjusted and paid The full
amount of the loss on my dwelling, oc-
casionel by the cyclone day before yes
terday evening. This is prompt settle
ment N. Hunt.
The Osceola times., 1883-06-16

Remarkable for overcoming diseases caused
by impure water, decaying vegetation, ETC., 4,
i Browns Iron Bitters.
The Osceola times., 1883-06-16

A fashionable Austin lady, immedi-
ately after the death of her husband,
married his brother. A visitor at the
house, noticing the picture of her late
husband, asked who it was. at isis, "
she replied, hesitatingly, my deceased
brother-in-law." Mine, too" laconical-
" remarked the new husband.
The Osceola times., 1883-06-16
Petroleum V. Nasby.

WELLS, CROUCH ON CORNs." I5c. Ask for
it, Complete permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions
The Osceola times., 1883-06-16

An indianapolis baby was bitten,
In teasing a pet Maltese kitten,
Before a day ended,
st. Jacobs Oil mended,
And with ii mothers are smitten.
A hunter who lives at Bear Run,
Hurt his arm by the kick of gun,
The hunt il did spoil,
But st. Jacobs Oil
Cured him before swelling begun.
The Osceola times., 1883-06-16

No matter how well the drummer may
play, the cornestist can always trumpet,
-Wapsie Index.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-09-21


sion to Society. Dimness of Vision, Noises in the
Head; the vital fluid passing unobserved in the
urine. and many other diseases that lead to nsan.
ity and death.
DIR MINTIE, who is a regular physician (grad-
uate of the University of Pennsylvania) will
agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS tor
a case of this kind the Vital. RESTORA-
TIVE tunder his special advice and treatment
will not cure or for anything impure or injuri
found III it. DIR. MlNTIE treats all pri vatt dis.
eases successfully without mercury CoHsuLTA.
TON FREE Thorough examination and advice,
including analysis of urine, SIS O1. Price of VITAL
RESTORATIVE So 90 bottle, four times the
quantity 80 oO sent to any address upon receipt
OF price or c. o. d., secure from observation and
IN private name. If desired by A. L. MINTIE, NJ
D., II kearny street, San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE, sent on application
by letter stating symptoms, sex and age Com.
nuhitatlons strictly confidential.
DIR. MlNTIES KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPHRFTI-
CUM, cures all kinds of Kidney and Bladder Com.
plants, GonorrhHa elect, Leucorrh1a. For sal lie
by all druggists 81 90 bottle bottles for SIS 90
DIR. MINTIES DANDELlON PILLS are the best
and Cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS cure in the
market. For sale by all druggists.
All orders tor medicine C. o. h. must be accom-.
panied with 81 las a guarantee of good fsithl
which will be- deducted when the package II
shipped.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-09-21
Fits, EPILEPSY,
F AlLiNG SICkNE s

Permanently cured-no humbnR-by one month .
usuage of DR.. Goulard's Celebrated Infalltble Fit
Powders. To convince sufferers that these now,
ders will do all We claim for them We will send
them by mail post paid. tree trial box Al DR..
Gouisrd Is the only physician that has ever made
this disease special study and to our know /.
edge thousands have been permanently cured bv
the use OF these Powders. We will guarantee :
permanent cure IN every case or refund yon all
money expended. All sufferers should give these
Powders an early trial. aud be convinced Of heiI1
curative powers
Price for large box. $500. or 4 boxes for so 90
sent by mail to any part of the United States os
candAs on receiptof price. or by express. C. 0. D.
Address, ASH l. ROBBINS,
o3wlv SO Fulton st.. Brooklyn. N.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-09-21
The Great English Remedy

Is a never-tailinW
Cure for Nervous Debil-
ity, Exhausted Vitali-
ty, Seminal Weakness,
SperlnatorrhTa. LOST
MANHOOD, Impotency,
Paralysis, Prostrator-
rnoea, and all the
terrible effects of Self.
Abuse, youthful follies
and excesses in maturer
years-such rs Loss of
Memory, ,Lassitude, Noe
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-09-21

In fever and ague
districts. in tropi-
cal and other re.
glons . visited by
epidelnics. and in
deea in all locali-
ties where the con
dluohs are unfa-
Sorable to health.
this famous yeset-
able invigorant and
Alternative. Hostel.
ter's Stomach Bit.
ters, has been found
a potent safeguard
even to feeble con.
stitutions and frag.
lie frames. while M
a cure for indiges-
tion. biliousness
and kindred COM
plants, il Is with.
ont a rival. For sale
nerally. 81
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
he MILLINERY DEPARTMENT
NEW GOODS
Ar !HE CHEAP STORE At KNOXVILLE,
Jryilia Post Office
Post Office

l take pleasure in Announcing 70 the public
and my customers that have just returned from
the city with full stock OF Spring and Summer
Goods, which must and will be sold at prices 10
please oil. My stock consists OF Caicoes, Cot
tons, Sheetings. Cassimeres, Cashmeres, Cotton
AIDES, Linens; Lawns, White Dress Goods, &c.
Ny Notions are o well selected stock of gents
and Ladies' Neckwear, Hosiery, gents fine and
coarse Shirts, and Overals; best make OF Corsets;
Umbrellas, all colors paper and linen window
blinds. full and complete stock Of ladies',
mems and children's fine and coarsc Shoes also
keep NJ. Is. Spahr's handmade Shoes. Straw
Mattings, Rag Carpets, Ingram Carpets, nice
Ingram Serge Carpet, floor and table OIL Cloths,
cheap Bedsteads, Chairs, Rocking Chairs, &c.
Mems and Boys Wool and Straw Hats ia atuDd-
ance. Queensware, Tinware and Hardware, full
stock aud low prices shovels for plows nails.
hinges of all kinds a nice line OF Groceries, at
low prices; Nackerel, fresh and saited Potomac
Herring; a foil line of Drugs Tobacco and CT
gars at the reduced rates; School Books, such as
are used in our public Schools; Dried Fruits,
Bacon and Lard kept on hand We will consider
1t pleasure 10 show you through our stock.
After six years experience at this place VIC feel
that we know something OF the wants and needs
of the people 10 this vicinity. / take all kinds OF
country produce and pay full market value. i
thank all for past liberal patronage, and hope
by fair dealing TO merit continuance OF the
same. ! am yours, obediently,
Ms. J. sTRIDER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
-------------
The Last snake story.

Last Thursday, while George Logan,
wds plowing in his bottom lands, nesr
Hamilton, he was surprised when there
were turned over in the furrow Il number
of curious appearing eggs, which seemed
not unlike those of hen without the
shell, with the exception that they were
not quite the same shape. Mr.. Logan
gathered up the eggs, fourteen in number,
and took them home. In an old ash barrel
near the house was 4 patient and moth
crly len setting upon imaginary eggs. He
placed them under the protection OF the
hen with such an ardent longing to be-
come mother. The hen was equal TO
the occasion, and buckled down 10 biisi-
ness on the new deal with unreiaNed
zeal. The farmer. highly gratlhed, de-
parted Will. his family tie next day for
urDana. He thought nothing more about
the eggs until his return.
Upon entering the yard the first sight
that greeted his vision was the old hen OH
the lawn, chuckliug away ut a tremendous
rate, scratching, squawking, and evincinS
other demonstrations of delight. MIR.
Losau's little girl, upon approaching the
cluckcr, gave II scream of terror and fled,
CRYING ''SnakcSr' Mr. Logan then cau-
tiously advanced, and found that the hen
had about her 4 brood of fourteen little
black snakes, all between four aud six
inches long, and lis pert and clipper rs
Young snakes ever were. Strange 20 re-
late, they answered the old hens cluck OF
affection and gathered around her bill to
snatch choice nics and insects. and dainty
bits. 4 note of warming from the hen
and not 4 shake could be seen. They
would instantly dart under leaves and
grass and be entirely concealed from
view. As night approached the hen anu
her brood of ScrpcutS found the old bar
rel, and each baby snake sought the pro-
tccting warmth OF mother hens wing.
This strange combination still exists, and
crowds OF the ncighbors have fastened TO
view the wonderful sight. Mr.. Logan,
Tor the present, has concluded not to ill.,
tc-fcrc with the fond attachment between
REPTILE and fowl, and is only waiting 10
see which will tire OF the bargain or dis
cover the mistake first, the snakes or the
hcn.-C Cincinnati NelcS-Jomn0t.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

MEN OF BUSINESS.-To you the use
Of IA Mineral Water Remedy would be Of
incalculablc advantage. The constant
mental stain, nerve tention and sedentary
habits OF life, necessarily induces indigcs-
ton, dyspepsia and headaches, from which
other and more serious troubles result.
All these things are relieved and positive
" cured Ivy using the ''Scven Springs
Mass" The cost of Il few bottles is rs moth
ing compared to the benefits derived. Call
on your Druggist, or address, Landrum IL
Litrhficld, Abingdon, Va. For sale by
Baker q McMurran.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

''You did wrong to shoot that mans
dog. You might have pushed him off
with the butt of your gun, said the mag
iStralc to man who was charged with
shooting ncighbor's dog. 81 would
have donc that" replied the prisoner, "if
the dog had come to me tail first. but he
came n. me with his biting end"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
Scandal.

The story is told OF Il woman who freely
used her tongue to the scandal OF others,
and made confession To the priest OF what
she had done. lie gave her Il ripe thistle
top, and told her t" go in various direc-
tions and scatter the seeds, one by one.
Wondering ut the penancc, she oDeyed,
and then returned and told her confessOr.
10 her amazcmcnt, he babe her go back
and gather the scattered seeds; and when
She objected that it would be impossible,
he replied that it would be still more diff
iicult TO gather up and destroy all evil
reports which she had circulated about
others. Any thoughtless, careless child
can scatter handful of thiStle-seed before
the wind in moment; but the strongest
and wiSest man cannot gather them again.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
WHAT Is SWISS BALSAM?

Swiss BalSrm is Il sure and speedy cure
for Coughs, Colds, Group, Throat and
Lung Troubles, made ofpure Alpine herbs.
What is the Use of lingering with cough,
cold, or any lung disease, if one bottle of
Swiss BalSam will effect sure cure. EX-
cellcnt in Group, containing no morphine
or opium-perfectly harmless. Price, "a
and - cents. Samples free. Try bottle.
Sold by Baker Il McMurran, Shepherds
town, and dealers generally.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
Western MARYLAND Railroad.

Onand after Thursday, July IL 1883. passenger
trains will depart and arrive mt Hagcrstown
daily as follows, baltimore time:
LEAVE IIAGERsTowS.
6.35 a. m. for Shipper sburg.
Blue Mountain EXprcss-Leaves IIagerstown
Mt G. 30 n IN, arrives Hillen Station o.. ID q IN.
rs n. m, through passenger, arriving at Hillen
station Mt Mt -.
ll.05 a. m for Shippensburg and intermediate
points.
90 p. m, mail; arrives in Baltimore Mt $50.
l.35 p. IN, for baltimore, due at Hillen Station
at i.55 y. IN.
$50 p. m, for Shippensburg and intermediate
points.
ARRIVE At HAGERsTowS.
Mail train leaves Hillen Station at 80 n. m,
arriving ut HagerstOwn mt L. - p. M, William
sport 1926 p. IN.
Memphis & Atlanta Representatives, Hillen
Station $50 n. M, arrives mt Hagerstown l.21.
Blue Mountain EXpress-Leaves Hillen sta
ton at $50 p. IN, arrives at Hagerstown 6.Jj.
Through PassengGr-Leaves Hillen Station
at p. IN, and arrives ut Hagerstown at s.6j D.
M, Williamsport s.25 p. m.
J. VI. HOOD, General Manager.
i. II. GRIswoLD, General Ticket Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

An exchange says it is 4 mystery how n
fellow can kiss n girl with poke bonnet
ON. Any one can have the mystery en-
planned by bringing a girl to this office
if she's good looking.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

Unclc-''Now, what would you say if |
give you shilling apiece:" Master
.Jack-"l'd rather you'd give mine to Sis,
uncle, and tell her to buy me shilling
cannon, US pa said the first money got
should 90 for that window | broke"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

a Cincinnati belle, in reply to the Ques-
ton whether there was much cultivated
ami refined society in her native city, is
reported rs having replied: "fou just
bet your boots That were a cultivated
crowd"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
BATES SPECIFICS.
Prepared from formulae used by an eminent ply
sician during 20 Years successful practicr.

Prepared from formulate used by an eminent ply
sicisn during 20 years successful practicr. F.
Specific No l.-Guaranteed to effect a radical
cure of all affections Of the Blood. whether Scrof
ulous or acquired Skin diseases, pin ples, moth
patches. etc are perman nty cured by Bates
Specific No l. Price, 81 90.
Specific No. = Cur,s SEMINAL WEAKNESS,
NERVOUS DEBILITY. from, Youthful Iudiscrelions
or Excesses producing Exhausted Vitiity and
Loss of Manhood. This remedy is nnequaled In
the cure of these complaints. 1t is n powerful
stimulus to the weakened Nervous System, as
sisls Nature 10 renew thr strength and vigor Of
the facilitated organs. aud effects a radical cure
Price, Sl00.
Specific No. 4.-Gvcs instant relief and per-
msnenty cures Rheumatism. Price, 90 10.
Specific M. 6 "A positive cure for all weak
nesses common " females. Price, sl00.
Sold by Druggists or sent on receipt OF price
by J. w. Bate, SIS s Clark st., Chicago.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
JOS. Z. BERRY & SON,
MERCHANT TiILORS,
Martinsbrlrg,

goods and latest
prepared the shortest notice ahI al mos
AMP
whole public ltronl us Give |"
nd eNam our
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

Any body can catch a cold now. The
trouble is L. let 90, like the man who caught
the bear. We advise our readers TO keep
a bottle of DR.. BULBS Cough Syrup handy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

The difference between i besotted man
and pig is n slight one mt best. Ones
huniimg grog, and the others grunting
hnn
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

I INVITE the especial attention of all
l persons in need of COOKING STOVES
to the following list of necessary Furni-
turc which give with each stove, and
which guarantee to be first class in ev-
cry respect-[l Wash Boiler, l Coffee
Boilr, l Sauce Pan and Lid, l Iron Tea
Kettle, Iron Pots, Pot Lids, Long
Grddle, l Skillet, Sheet Iron Pans,
Lid LITTER, Poker, l Stove Scraper, 3
Joints of Pipe and l Elbow,l l Large
Tin Bucket, Bread Pan, Calender, l
Wash Basin, 2 Pudding Pans, Patty
Pans, II Pie Plates, Milk Strainer,
Milk Skinner, Plain Ladle, Pierced
Ladle, l Soup Ladle, Iron Spoon, Cake
Turner, Egg Whip, l Pie Crimpcr and
Trimmer, l Fancy Tea Pot, 2 Sad Irons,
Tea Pot Stand, Sad Iron Stand, Pep
per Box, l Nutmeg Crater, Candle Stick,
/ Cake Mould, 6 Tin Cups, l Dipper, l
Biscuit Cutter, Rolling Pin, Potato
Masher, Butcher Knife, 6 Knives and
Forks worth 81 % per set, 6 Albata Table
Spoons, 6 Albata Tea Spoons, Coal Sho-
vel, Flesh Fork, Jelly Cake Pans, ]
pound of Stove Polish.
| sell the Celebrated Excelsior Cooking
Stoves at the following prices. will de-
liver Stoves and Furniture free of freight
in Bridgeport, Md, at any station OH the
5. V. r. R., also ut any station on the ..
& o. X. r. as far west as Cumberland or
south to Staunton.
EXCELSIOR.
No. 16, $1,000; No. Il, $3.50; No. %,
$22.50; No. ~, $500: No. %, $500; No.
SO, $500; No. 81, s2S.OU; No. IS, $500 :;
No. 80, $1,000.
Prices quoted on application and repairs
furnised for all patterns of Stoves.
Returning thanks for the liberal patron
age at the past hope to inertia ,ontinu-
ance, III. &. MARTEN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
Baltimore e ohio Raiiroad.

Baltimore C Ohio Railroad.
The following trains stop at Shenan-
doah Junction:
WEST-BOUND.
Train No. Accommodation, arrives
ut 1923 4. m. stops at all stations be-
tween Shenandoah junction and Pied
mont.
Train No. c. Fast-line. arrives ut y .2S
p. m.; stops at all tirst-class stations east
of Wheeling and Chicago.
EASTBOUND. # -
Train No. I3-Accommodation; arrives
Mt 1922 n. M; stops at all stations.
Train No. 9-Arrives at 30 p. NJ this
is through train for. Washington .ai.d
Baltimore from Pittsburg.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
$50
Reward!

The undersigned hereby offers stand
ing reward of Fifty Dollars for infOrma-
ton and eyiderce that will secure the
arrest and conviction Of any person gull
.l q. fFeE eEt 81 TagiVer 3 fsEf
ty Of any act of larceny or theft on any
Of his premises.
HENRY SHEPHERD.
Aug. ], 1883. "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

4 new baby arrived in the family of =
Louisville journalist, and papa was excess
sivcly proud over the event. Turning to
the old black nurse, "Aun.y," said he,
stroking the little pate, this boy seems
to have Il journalistic head "Oh,"
cried the untutorcd old aunty, sOothingly,
never you mind bout dat, dat'll come
all right in time"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
THE MINISTER WHO FAILS to interest his congrega-

THE MINISTER WHO FAILS to interest his congrega-
ton and build I'D his generally accused being poor preacher
or of not studying hard enough That not always where the trouble
comes FROM Dyspepsia and liver disorders responsible or many
dull sermon and many pulpit When the Domino dgh
apparatus working wrong and his are giving HIM pam ana ms
brain refuses almost impossible to make or to preach
Good sermon Give your suffering bottle OF Brown Iron pit
ters You effect next Sunday preaching nc ke.' MI
cntcbeS until Browns Btters made man OF HIM. Inc KEY
Mr. White Rock HILL s. Co. says cit restored me to srcnt ana VI
por" Browns Btters only for the minister but m al people,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
THE LADIES STORE
OF
Mrs. c.. F. II h 0 m a S,
Main Street, Charlestown.
MILLINERY ANDFANCY GOODS.

MRS. THOMAS has received, and is
Ill still receiving, SPRING & SUMMER
Supplies, and invites the attention of the
Ladies. TO beautiful Millinery, Ladies'
Underwear, Embroidery, Notions, &c,
she has added superb stock of HOSIERY
and GLOVES.
THE MILLINERY DEPARTMENT
is complctc-containing the newest things
in its line. Trimming executed promptly
and according to the latest fashion re-
ports. STAMPING, PINKING AND
CREPE CLEANING, the latter n special
ty, done at short notice. The ladies arc
invited to call and examine.
April %, 1882. If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
JEFFERSON COUNTY
MUTUAL
FIRE INSURANCE Co.

OFFERS to the people of Jefferson and
" surrounding Counties, Insurance in 4
safe Company 1T the actual cost of inSu-
rance, which is much cheaper than the
rates usually charged, and keeps the mon
ey ut home.
Good risks from responsible parties are
invited.
Executive Committee meets every Fri
day.
DIREcroRs-N. 8. White, Henry B. Daven-
port Edward Tearney, John w. Rider, W. II.
r. Lewis, Col. Il. p. Chew, WIN. l.. Wilson,
Eugene Baker, John s. Moore, James LO-
gle Charles p. Wilson, John II. little, Jacob 3.
Melvin, Z. G. W. Herr, 8. f. White.
N. S. White, President.
H. B. Davenport, Treasurer.
EXECUTIVE CoMMITTEE-N. s. White, W. H.
Il. Lewis, Eugene Baker, VIM. H. Wilson, i. P.
Chew, John w. Rider.
LOCAL AGENTS. -MiGlleway, VIM. Gill
bert; Kcarneysvillc, J. c. Bitncr; llar-
per's Ferry, Chas. f. Trail; Shepherds
town, III. G. Entlcr.
The Secretary and General Agent will
be found at the Office of the Company on
South Charles Street, in Charlcstown, on
every Tuesday and Friday.
Il. A. ALEXANDER,
Scc'y and Gen. Agent.
Nov 1o tt
JILAvoRING Extracts and Essences. at
GlBSON'S.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

The best interests of humanity depend
on the good health OF our women folks,
and yet these with brightest intellectS
seems 10 ufrcr most with ailments pecu-
liar To female life. Ii iswell TO remember
that The whole female system can he built
up to Il proper state of endurance, pimples,
sores, Swolcii limbs, monthly pains, and
other indications Of female disease, made
To diSappcarainl robust hralth of mind and
tOdy take the place III illness and distress,
if timely use is made of DIR. Guysott's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1t restores
the blood TO perfect health, il strengthens
the muscular and nervous system. 1t gives
tone to the digestive and urinary organs.
1t allays All irritation OF the mucous meni-
brane. In "a word, it is II perfect female
medicine, aud aids every function Of fe-
lalc life. No other remedy equals it..
lave your druggist get it. Take no sub
.titutp. W. ~Ft
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03
DAILY.

JOS. II. SANDS,
Supt., Roanoke, Va.
o. HOWARD ROVER,
ID. T. & p. A., Roanoke, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1883-11-03

An Irish lawyer having addressed the
court rs gentlemen" instead of eyer
lonors," after lie had concluded, Il brother
# the bar reminded him of his error. He
Immediately arose and apolOgized thus !:
Max it please the court, in haste Of de-
'ate 1 called yer honors gentlemen. |
ade mistake yer honOrs." The speaker
hen sat down.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-12-13
Election of Officers.

The annual meeting OF Monroe Lodge,
No. a9j, knights Of Honor, was held Tues
dav night. and the following officers elected
for the ensuing term: Dictator. J. A. Bar
ker; Vice-Dictator, - Debold; Assist
ant Dictator. a. 4. Mitchell; Chaplain,
George Fieldous: Reporter, George H.
Reith; Financial Reporter, f. +. Tholl; (;
Treasurer, II. :. Denny; Guide, w. a.
Pennell; Guardian. j. J. Bruner: Senti-
mel. John r. Howell; Trustees : II. L..
Rees. A. r. Mitchell, and George FieldouS; I;
Medical Examiner, DR.. Z. J. Nloseley: Re
preventative to Grand Lodge, II. l.. Rees-
alternate, James II. Gibbs. The lodge Is
in flourishing condition and increasing in
membership. The trustees on Monday
paid over to the widow OF c. II. Thompson
50 600. the amount OF the death benefit Of
the order.