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The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

THERE is an anecdOte aloat which makes a
tender appeal to every man who has had The
tOothache. We have read It again aud again,
with fearful eyes, bccau it brings up s.
many fond memories Of the past. There arc
few moments in life which viii compare with
that exquisite one when, seated in the den
lists chair, you see fishing before your
amazed eyes the f1rceps which are about to
perform urgent duty At that time your
birth seems to be the worst thing that ever
haPpene to you The beads Of agony are on
your Lr6w, and the smi ng operator is a
double dyed demon. When a gentleman on
the parlor floor heard terrible nose, fan,
a crash above him, he inquired il a murder
were being committed in the house, and he
was great deal nearer the truth than he
dreamed. But his fr end quieteA his alarm
by saying, with a bl nd smile: 'Oh, don't be
troubled; that is nothing. he doctor has
got another man down and is persuading him
to have his tooth out. "-Chicago Herald.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
-The cioarette has obtained a non.

The cigarette has obtained pop.
ularity among the school-boys of Phila-
delphia that has alarmed the authOri-
ties, and various plans for reform have
been proposed. A principal of a gram
mar school estimates that seventy-ive
per cent. of the male pupils under his
charge are smokers, against less than
half that number before cigarettes came
into common use. The only measure
thus far adopted is of a persuasive
nature. A circular setting forth the
hurtfulness of tobacco, and especially
of bad cigarettes, has been placed in the
hands of every boy, and pasted inside
Mia Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

Mrs. Harriet Cummings, of Cincinnati o.,
writes: Early last winter my daughter was at
tackled with severe cold which settled on her
lungs we tried several medicines, none Of
which seemed to do her any good, but she
continued to get worse, and finally raised
large amounts Of blood from her lungs. We
called in family physician, but he failed to
cian--a most skilful professor in one Of our
colleges-he said that she conld not get well.
At this time friend who had been cured by
DIR. VIM Halls BALsAM ron THE LUNGS,
advised me to give 1t trial We then got n
bottle and before she had used it all up she
began to improve, and by the use of three
bottles was entirely cured.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
The TAN Sycamore of the wabash.

The special corr spondent Of the Indian
Gpolis (Kvd) Journal, embodied in a recent
communication The following from Hon.
Daniel w. Voorhees,: 1 consider St. Jacobs
Oil a splendid remedy. I suffered from an
affection Of the back and k d1eys, with some
rheumatism-In fact it was rheumatism of
the hack. u ed st. Jacobs OIL and found it
very efIicacious. 1t gave me instantaneous
relief and finally cured me completely.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
Good Taste at Home.

1t is wonderful what a tasteful wom-
an can do in the way of making home
attractive. She can make a garnet
beautiful at little cost, for the beauty
of home depends more upon an educa-
ton and refined taste than upon mere
wealth. If there is no artist in the
house it matters little that there is no
large balance at the bank. There is
usually no bet err excuse for a barren
home than ignorance or care essness.
A little mechanical skill can make
brackets and shelves for the walls. A
trine saved from daily expenses can
now and then put new book upon the
table or shelf A thoughtful walk in
the woods can gather leaves and ferns
for adjoining the unDictured rooms. The
expenditure of few shillings can con
vert the plain window into laboratory.
In these and many other ways can a
plain, barren room be changed into a
scene of beauty GOide1l Bale.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

"A brakeman ran ahead of train
on the Kansas Pacific Railroad to scare
off some Texas steers that refused to
recognize the whistle. One of the horned
monsters turned on him and he fled,
but he was not swift enough, and the
steer caught him under the cOat-tail and
landed him on top of the dome of the
boiler. He was badly burned before he
could be removed, and remained uncon-
scious for two hours.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

+.#"Test MANS profession by his practice.
Physician, heal thyscifP' Physicians not
prescribe it for others for the worst cases OF
biliousRess and constipation, as well as for
kidney com plants. II you feel out OF sort s
AMI don't know why, try a package of Kid
new Wort aud YOU will feel like new creature.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

DIR. r Y. PIERCE, Buffalo, n. Y. Dear SIR
II was sick for six years, and could scarcely
walk about the house. My breath was short
and / suffered from pain in my breast and
stomach all the time; also from palpitation
and an internal fever or burning sensation,
and experienced frequent smotherinZ or chok-
ing sensations. 1 also suffered from pain low
down across my bowels and in my back, and
was much reduced in flesh I have used your
'tGolden Medical Discovery" and "Favorite
Prescription" and feel that I am we'll
Very respectfully,
DELILAH B. MCMILLAN, Arlington, Ga.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

The proprietors of that splendid strength
ener, DR.. GUysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsapa-
rila, have received thousands Of letters pTais-
ing their medicine. From the testimony Of
many ladies' the fact is proven that fe-
male medicine it exccls all others. 1t never
fails to relieve that sense Of bearing down,
that feeling of great bodily exhaustion, that
depressed and gloomy state Of mind incident
al to dysmenOrrhea-
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

"IM happy 70 sag DR.. Benson's ski. Cure
has cured n1g Eczenud Of the scalp, Of four years
Ashton, H. 81 at druggists. Endorsed by
physicians.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

"DR. BENsoN's Cetery and Chamomfle Pills
for the cure of Neuralgia are a success. DIR
G. 7. Holman, Christianburg, Va. 30 cents
at druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

TIE toothcss man ought to be asweet talk
er, for all his words must of necessity be gum
drOps.-AAdatd Constitution
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

A MANS mind is like his bed. It must be
made up occasionally.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

For sale-A fine farm in the glori-
Gus new Northwest Take the train to
Glacier junction, then the overland
bob-sled TO Frozen City. where snow
shoes can be borrowed to continue the
journey. The location of the farm
no sc win be recognized by the chin
new smoke curling above the snow
drifts. Ring the bell on the trap-door
near the chimney. Philadelphia NetCS-
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

For weak lungs, splitting of blood, shortness
of breath, consumption, night sweats aud all
lingering cou ghs, DR.. Pierce's golden Nedi-
cal Discovery is n sovereign remedy. Superior
to cod liver oil. By druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

THE man who was hanged at the yard-arm
had his obituary under the head of Ship
moose"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

ONE way 20 give a man "a chance TO rise I'm
the world ''-knOck him down
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

"A lady, Miss S. c. Clark, has beer
appointed Treasurer of q savings ban
in Exeter. n. IL.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

A CoOPER-sHOP must be a sorrowful place.
You always find the barrels in tiers
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

A SLIGHT COLD, II neglected, often attacks
the lungs. . Bro,5n's Bronchial Troches' give
sure and immediate relief Sold only il, bo1eS.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
We are indebted to the courtesy Of

We are indebted to the courtesy of
our esteemed State contemporary, the
Rochester Post Express, for this excel
lent translation from our no less es-
teemed Monaghan metropolitan con
temporary the Chinese american: MEL
lean man cum in sclanctum allie Oncee;
bada man. He say: 'Editee in? He
Iitee big lie. l busta nosee.' Ed tee
saw: NO. Editee in South Melica, no be
back in flo month. Letee big dog loose,
teara bada man coat. Bada Mclean
man no foolee Chinee editee some thine
quick ~ J. Graphic.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

IT is a very small otato, either in the veg
ctable or animal world, that is most likely to
be mashed
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

THE VoLTAIo BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men (young or Odd who are af-
6icted with nervous debility. lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration Of health and manly vigor.
Address as above. n. BIO risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed.
STRAIGHTEN your old boots and shoes with
Lyons Patent Heel StiGeners, and wear them
again. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
TRY the new brand. "spring Tobacco"

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell 1t. be
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

ABOARD fun Of nails is the worst we eve
saw.-N Y Nctos.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

No RESPECTABLE tailor ever pants for fame /;
it's something he never invests in.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

A TELEGRAPH wire is like a mustache. II
is of no use when it is down. " o. Picdj7sas,
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

DoN'T DIE IN THE House Rough on Rats"
Clears out rats, mice, reaches, bed-bugs loo.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
Cancers and Other Tumors

THE latest thing in homes-Husbands. "
T. Journal
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

REDDING's Russia Salve is the most wonder
full healing medium in the world Try it.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

'BUcuUpA1BA" Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney Diseases 81.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

Hale's Honey of HorehOund and Tar
Has cured many people Of coughs. Pixies
toothache drops cure in one minute.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08
Another life saved.

TIE man who was largely instrumentap'
was probably OF mechanical turn of mind.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

are treated with unusual success by Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, n.
Y. Send stamp for pamphlet.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

Human bones, a charred pipe and
several half-melted buttons in the ruins
of II. w. RandalPs barn, near Stoning-
ton. Conn, indicated that a tramp had
taken a smoke before dropping of to
sleep.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1883-03-08

As Mrs. Frederick Wilcox, with her
child, was riding on a load of logs
down the mountain at W Lrrensburg,
n. Y, the load upset, and the logs fall
ing on the mother and child, killed
them both.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16
gu'etiral.
SOLITUDE.

SOLITUDE.
Laugh, and the world laughs with You;
Weep, and you weep alone,
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth
But has trouble enough Of its own.
Sing, and the hills will answer;
Sigh, it is lost on the air,
The echoes bound to q joyful sound,
But shrink from voicing care,
Rejoice, and men will seek you
Grieve, and they turn and go,
Fheywant full measure Of oil your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
BE glad, and your friends are many;
BE sad, and you lose them all;
There are none to decline yournectared wine
But alone you must drink life's gall.
Feast and your halls are crowded;
Fast, aud the world goes by;
Succeed and give, and il helps you live,
But no man can help you die.
There is room in the halls Of pleasure
For a large and lordly train,
But one by one we must all llc on
Through the narrow aisles of pain.
--ENe Wheeler.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

When a California man secs mo
cards at tic end Of marriage notice
OF friend he remarks that that girl
has put some Of her pious notions into
Jim's head, but he'll get over them after
he has been married while"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

Money is called the great circulating
medium because men have to circulate
lively To get medium amount Of 10.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

II is very small potato, either in the
animal or vegetable world, that is most
likely TO be mashed
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

"Well." remarked young M. D.,
just from college, II suppose the next
thing will be- to hunt for good location,
and wait for something TO do, like Pa
tience on monument "Yes." said
a bystander . and il won't be long after
you do begin before the monument will
be on the patients
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

j o b = r | N 7 ] n CT
SUCH AS
LARGE POSTERS, HANDBILLs,
CIRCULARS,
CARDS, BLANKS,
BILL.HEADS,
Together with every other description CT
PLAIN AND FANCY PRINTING,
Executed with nea,ness and dispatch.

Yearly advertisers viii be allowed 10 ciiAss
four times during the year without charge
Advertisements should be marked with time
and space they are to occupy.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

COLUMN OF
Phi. HBISKDLL, JR. &C0.
PHILPOT's
l. DISTRIBUTOR !
COLUMN OF

Drop us postal card for circular
and price-list Of this wonderful
and Great I.abOr-SaviMg Ma
chime.
Theawant Of this invention has been
felt'by the Farmers Of Montgomery couu-
ty for long time, 1t has been sup
piled by Farmsr of twenty-five years
experience, and is all we claim for it. viz:
II is the only machine yet invented that
will pulverize aud distribute n, the same time
all fertilizers used, OF all kinds, from The
coarses baruyard tnanures 10 the finest dust
and spread the same, either broadcast or in
drills
II requires no more labor 10 load II with
manure tina o any other cart or wagon.
II pulverizes coarse manures as ii disirib-
utes, either broadcast or in drills.
II distributes Fertilizers with greater regu.
larity than is,possible with hands orr any other
machine yet invented.
A boy twelve wears old can manage 1t. II
is as durable as n wagon or car, aud will last
as long Where not needed rs distributor
tits easily changed into wagon or cart.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

He had very rubicund face, sug-
gcstive Of dissipated life. As he was
walking up the street gentleman re-
marked THAT fellow is SO highly
colored that be reminds me Of chrome. y
''lie reminds me more Of an engraving
than cbromo." remarked bystandcr.
"How NO 2" well, ysu see, an engrav-
ing always has glass in front Of i and
n chrome hasn't"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1883-03-16

Some temptations come to the indus
trisus, but all attack the idle.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1883-05-17
THE LATEST WHISKY DODGE.

Bridges Smith, Of the Macon lele-
graph gives the world aud the read
ers of his excellent paper the follow
ing account of a new whisky dodge.
I'm one Of the dry towns 90 the
Macon and Brunswick railroad a
merchant hit upon an Ingenious plan
of furnishing the people with whisky.
He bought lot of cocoanuts, and,
after empty ing the milk, filled then
up with the coveted liquor, forming
something of cocoanut toddy. The
other day the minister Of the town
went in the store and wanted to buy
a cocoauut. The merchant was 10
despair, but managed to tell the gent
Of the cloth that the nuts were un
sound. Tire minister seemed aDx
ious to procure one, and told the
merchant that if they had milk il
them they were ell right; and shak'
iug one was convinced of their sound
ness. The merchant could do moth
ing more, and sold him one, hoping
be would get out of the scraPe il
some way. In about half 40 hou
after minister left, the merchant re
ceived a note from him sayiug:-
"Send me six more cocosLuts ex
actly like the one | purchased o
YOU"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1883-05-17
WHOSE STROUD ?

From the Ishmaelite it is learned
that Tony Sykes, a negro man aged
% years, died of consumption, near
Sparta, about shutdown last Saturday
evening. Tony had been attached
to band of itinerant musicians, and
had travelled all over this country
and in Europe, and was a psuper.
Fiddler and the like tends to pauper.
ism, any way, and Tony bad to be
buried by the county. So Judge
Little bought him sbroud and had
coffin made for him and he was laid
out ready for the grave. Every
thing wSs prepared for the funeral
of this negro musician, when, about
sunrise on Sunday morning, very
much to the surprise of every one,
his breath and life returned to him.
They will not go to the grave yet,
but who is the owner of the shroud
aud coffin
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1883-05-17
A JOINTBD SNAKE,

Crawford, Ga Monitor: Jack Bar
finger, a tenant, who was blowing
on Mr. John Wadsworth's farm, near
Charlotte, turned up with the pillow
one of those curiosities-a jointed
snake The reptile was about yard
in length and was put together in
four sections The dsrkey did not
know what sort of enske it was
when it first turned and hit it with a
stick to kin it. At the first blow the
snake tell all to pieces, the head part
going one way and the tail part an.
other, and the two body pieces
Jumped off 10 different directions
The amazed Garkey resumed his
blowing, went to the end Of the far
row and, 90 his return, was surprised
to see the snake all together again
except the tail piece, and watching
a few miuutes saw the ;ail coming up
to join the body, taking sharp, quick
little jerks 1t came nearer and
nearer until within a few inches of
the three fourth snake, when it gave
su den Jump and hitched on in its
proper place with fuss resembling
the p, piping of a cap. The darkey
knocked it to pieces several times
and each time ii came together again
He carried bis amusement liItle too
far, however, in throwing the tail
part of the snake across the creek,
Just to see, as he said, show long il
would take it to catch up" but it
never caught up. The snake, with
its three joints, was carried to the
house and the tail is, no doubt still
going about the woods bunting for q
snake to hitch on to
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1883-05-17

The new appointment of the con-
gressional district in Ne York, ac-
cording to republican authority,
makes II certain districts for the
democrats, IA for the republicans
and three doubtful. This is what
the republicans call a shameful ger
rymander, but compared with the
work done by republican legislatures
all over the country, it is a perfect
model of equitable and exact Official
Justice. A state that has been more
frequently democratic than republi
can 10 the elections Of the last ten
years could not have been more fair,
ly apportioued if the work had been
done on purely mathematical basis.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1883-05-17
NEGLECTED GRAVES.

Gen. John S. Marmaduke is trying
to raise $50, 900 10 Missouri to i'm
prove the Confederate Cemetery 10
that State. Side by side with the
neglected graves Of the Southerners
10 a Federal cemetery as neat as
pin, but the government expended
$50, 900 on the latter. ~ Sac. Meas.
The above noble act of General
Marmaduke should have a counter,
part 10 Georgia. Here 10 Marietta
we have two similar cemeteries the
one containing Federal dead, and
the other Confederate. The former
ia enclosed with a rock wall, while
mscadsmizsd avenues, grassy plats,
and elegant marble headstones and
monuments mark their resting places,
and the cemetery in other respects
is beautitied 10 a manner that makes
i. sn attraction to visitors. The
United States government has spent
over one million dollars there, and
keeps it constantly cared for by an
nuaI appropriations from bounteous
treasury, that the South helps to
keep filed by larger portion of TO-
ternal revenue taxation than any
part of the Union.
But the cemetery which contains
the Southern dead is uncared for
headboards decayed, grass and weeds
growing upon almost leveled mounds,
and fence diIapidated The cause
for which they died is lost, and there
is no rich treasury to foot lavish ex>
penditures in building costly stone
gates and walls and in erecting monu-
ments. The contrast between the
two cemeteries, in sight of each 9th
er, is so great that something should
be done to remove the stigma of
neglect, which reflects so unfavor~
ably upon Southern patriotism and
respect for their dead. The duty is a
common one, which all should take
pride in showing, and the Legisla~
ture at its next session should make
an appropriation to place this GENE
terry in condition that at least will
not be discreditable. We know that
it is out of the question to get costly
monuments, but substantial fence,
neat avenues, and marble head and
foot slabs could be procure at few
thousand dollars expense. Will the
Southern people do this much for
their Southern dead, or will they al
low this cemetery to continue to
stand as q monument to their shameI
These brothers of ours,
Lying 30 silent by night AMI by day,
| Sleeping the years of their manhood away.
Give them the mead they have won in the past
| Give them the honors their future forecast,
Give them the chaples they won in the strife,
Give them the laurels they lost wi h their life
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1883-05-17

North Georgia Citizen: More at
tention is given to stock raising by
the farmers Of Catoosa county than
hitherto, This is a good sign, and
bespeaks greater prosperity for the
farmers OF that county in the future.
Nothing pays SO we'll as stock and
there is no better stock country any
where than North Georgia, and the
far mers not only of the above county,
but of all the other counties in this
portion of the State, should, and we
hope will, pay more attention to this
industry in the future.