Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-01-30
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rrEsDaYFvEN1NG JAN. 30. 1888,
Read This If You Can.

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Read This If You Can.
Springfield Republican. Il
LET some member Of the famlly Teao
this story aloud, while with the dictionary
=. late edition of either Worcester or weo-
ster. and auy other good helper OF the
study Of language. the others criticise
and correct or confirm the readers pro
nunciation. There are 225 words here
which are frequently misprocouncec.
Geofrey. surnamed Winthrop, sat in the |
depot at Chicago. waiting for his train and
reading the Tribune, when squadron OF
street Arabs Gncomparable for squa!oi)
thronged from neighboring alley, utter
ing hideous cries. accompanied by mimi
table gestures os heinous exultation, aS
thew tortured black and tan dog: W..
"Tou little blackguards =. cr'eu W.,
throp. stepping out side ana cohlroh'ius
them, adding the inquiry "n'S' o's -
that 9" , .,a
That audacious Caucasian has the
bravadn TO interfere with our cnque,
+aunt;nclv shr;eked the little rufiian, ex
hibiting combativeness.
~ What will you take for him p asked
the Ienient Geoffrey, Ignoring the sehi"'
Twenty-scven cents" piquantly an
swe-ed the ribald urchn, grabbing the
crouching dog by the nape. -.
You can buy licorice and share win
the indecorous coadjutators OF your con-
demnable cruelty" said winthrop, pay
inc the price and taking the dog from tae
child. Then catching up his vaiise ano
umbrella, he hastened to his train. VIII
throp satisfied himself that his sleek pro,
tege was not wounded, and then cleanen
the cement from the pretty collar, ana
read these words {: ooo.,
Leicester. Licensed. No. $780,
Hearing the pronunciation of his name,
the docile canine expressed gratitude ahu
pleasure. and then sank exhausted at his
new patrons feet and slept.
Among the other passengers WAS q
magazine contributor writing Vagarles Vi
Indian literature, also two physicians,
sombre, irrevocable, irrefragable ailoP'
tbist and a genial homGpathist, VINO
made a speciality of bronchitis. Two
peremptory attorneys, from the Leglsa-
ture Of Iowa, were discussing the po!iI'cs
of the epoch ard the details OF haIio!'a
finance, while waD, doiorous pe'soh
wearing concave z laSScs, aiternateiy a'
troches ard almonds for HedatiFe, ';'i'
sought coincidence i'll hlsb, iahicu,api
treb,e from a letliargic and somewhat dea
Near three exemplary brethren (pI"ha"
siuecurists) sat :. group of hnm"I"n
youths, and Il iuCO~e sailor tiatv'y 'I"'
ks;a). in a blouse waist ana tarpIu!i'i E.''
was amusing hS patriotic juvenile listen
ers by relating = series Gt tl.1 most cA
traor,Iinary lcgeuS rXtaHt; Suggested %
the contents Of his l.napaack, Which
was calmly and lcsuIely arranging in
nvrarj,lai for:n on = thrce-legged Stpo
Above swung figured palrardS WI
museum and lyccun advertisements |"
verbose 20 be Iriay"mStr''2d
4 mature matrtn a :ncdIum hei8hV al
Ler comeIy daughter n"on entered the ca
and took seats i'll tI0n" OF WINTHROP WI
le,aIled having seen them one MY tiO IN III
rarulet ni Il theatre The young lady Ia
recentiv mace her dcl:ut int" society at
musical snirec Of her aunts. She hau !;
exquisite bougu" of flowers that eXhai'
sweet perfume. She said TO her pa:eh'
Mamma. shall we ever iind my lost L'
ceister -
GnoiiIcy Immediately addressed II"
saving as he presented his card
"Pardun my apparent lrhuSiTcieS
but. prithcc, have yoH lost = pct deg
Tic exclamation thai hG has. been S'"l
WIS scarcely necessary, fox leicester, li
awakening, vchemsnilS expressed hlS
cxn,icihl.. To- b. itloyanily vbYi!i!s b
tycean the tw0 like the sounding lever
telegraphy Oor /" nejt.icr ci them won
he show partiaiiCy). till sHccumb'n@
eunui, lie puIp0rtcd t" take Il recess Il
sat o.. his launches c"mriaiHahtiy c'
templatIng his friends 1t was t!nig
interesting picture =,
They reached their destination CT; Z
sun was beneath the horizon. Often dn
A., Ii,,,ts ~
from the quay with the naive ard DIT
Beatrice in her ,iaunty yachting suit i
no coquetry shone from the depths 81 /
azure eyes. Little Less, their jocu
copfidante ard courier and "
was a. sagacious as span'c
always attended them on Tie
occasions. and wlene'er they ram'
through tic wondlan:i paths White
band p!ayed s;raiilS .r',n: Beethoven, IL
delssollr, Bach ana Others, they prom
naded the long cnrI itu.s Of The hntel. "A
one evening, as Baatrice lighted the =
by the e;Agcrc in her charming boud"'r
their suite of rooms there gIls'e
brightly q valuable solitaire diamond
her finger.
Let rs look iuto :hc future for
SEQUEL 20 perfect TINS romance, aud r0I
q cheerful hearth VIC sec again Geo
and l,eatricc, wilo are paying duo h'
age to their friend Leicester.
81" Old birds are not caught wli't On;
Therefore seek and find tn" pure COL
grains OF health III kidncy-N or. Nr'i
vOung or old. MARI ed or single, ii ont
health will be grcatly benefited by tai
kidney Wort.
8s-IIOods scirfS, ribbons and any III
articles can bc made any cf!or wanted
the Diamond Dyes. All the popular coioi
Tu.r b.cl;;,,o c0upr can I,,. so Qulckly cr
bv SbiIOl'S Cure. We guarantee II. For
by IL. Il. Cochran, druggist l31 an'i 1873 n
Queen Street. mfl-l""coW. :.
Iie,;s oi Down Feel Hard.
All beds seem hard 20 the rheumatic. 1
haricn We pccvi-h smIIcmr5. Apply
Thomas' f.cl, ctric oil TO your aching lt
and mu-clc-. Rely mp"m il that You vii
pcricns.. -prf.l.' !..!I"f. oUcli. At l':irl -
Testimony uf rTc.c .yIr have: used it. TE
ru.,Iv j. lik".1 .-'. -..'c' --iuIiY Tr~rri'h Ia
throat and IlI:' 'iI-"@ar-, HpI.iin-, br'II.'-