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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04
REsCuED FROM DEsrR.

William J. Coughltn. of somerville Mass says the
fall Of 1916 taken with TIE LUNGS fu-
lowed by se7ere cough. lost appetite and flesh
aud confined to my bed. In 1877 was admitted u
he hospital The doctors gsid had hole in my lung s.
btg hAlf-doar. AT one time report went aroune
that dead gave up hope but friend told me o.
DIR. WILLIAM HALLS BALSAA FOR The LUNGS
got bottle, when to my surprise commenced te fee
oetter and to-day feel better than three years past
write THIS hoping every afflicted with Diseased
uuCs IS III take DR.. WILLIAM HALLS BALSAN ant
"a COW need that CON9I rMPTION CAN BIS CURED p
az positively SAY has done good than all To
the. incidence have takeU since my sickness
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04
New York Graphic.1

V7TOHOVEI INUssii7s UNinIOn'
O'Donovan Rosa, speaking of the
Great German Remedy to friend, said:
Mrs. Rosa has been cured of a very
severe attack of neuralgia by st. Jacobs
Oil, as she will gladly tell you, if you
call at my residence, $40 Bushwicz ave-,
Brooklyn, N. Y"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

For Homeopathic Medicines only
one centennial medal was awarded at
Philadelphia, and that to Boericke &
Tafel, established in business since
1885. They have well-stocked pharma-
cies at New York, Philadelphia, Balti-
more, New Orleans and Chicago. Send
for descriptive price list.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04
On Thirty nnvs, Trial.

THE eniovments of this life are not equal tc
its evils even III number; there is no JOY
which can be weighed against the smallest de
gree of grief-Plinv
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04
FoR Hommonathic Medicines on

IT MAY be set down as an axiom that
when person grows fat he grows waist
full
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

TIRE. O. VESTS NERVE K BRAIN TREATMENT
" guaranteed specific for Hysteri., Dizziness, Con
vusions, Fits Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, ervoUI
PrOstraon caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco
Wakefulness, Mental depression, Softsning OF tia
Brain, resulting in insanity and leading to m sery,
decay and death, Premature Old Age Barrenness Los
of Power in either Each box contains month'e
treatment One dollar box six boxes for s. 90 sen
by mail prem aid ept Of price We guarantee sin
boxes any With each order recei we'd By
fer SIX boxes, accompanied by s., viii send tbs
purchaser written tee to refund the mOne
tho tn atGent Goes II { effect cure. Guarantees
issued only by W. IL. MASPEN, Druggist. Albany,
n y. 70 hon all orders ghOGid be addressed
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

SOMEBODY says of Beecher CATER
working all these years to make people
think IS he thinks, Mr. Beecher sud
denly discovers that he doesn't think so
himself
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts
and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty Gays
to men (young or ODD who are afflicted with
tTonBs Gg0 0s s Tey sn ndd ed
restoration of health and manly vigor. Adj
dress as above.-N. BIO risk is incurred as
thirty days trial is allowed.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

For Thick Heads. heavy stomachs, bilious
ness-Wells' May Apple Pills. 10 and 25c.
LOVE, that has nothing but beauty to keep il
i'm GOOD heaLth. is shnrt-IiNnl.- EraslnmA.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

Has met success at home never accorded to any
other proprietary medicine. 1t has successfully
combated the strongest competition, and by its su
periOr merit to-day commands the largest sale and
the greatest confidence wherever it has been intro
duCed.
The remarkable results in disease so universal and
with such a variety of characteristics catarrh,
prove how effectually Hoods Sarsaparllla, actlnq
through the blood, reach every part Of the human
system.
Il am under great obligations toyou for the bene
fit have received by taking only three bottles o.
your valuable Sarsaparilla. Having been a sufferer
from catarrh six eight years, and having trlee
nearly all the wonderful cures, sure cures, mhalers
etc. and spending nearly hundred dollars without
benefit accidentally tried Hoods SarsapaTilla; the
discharge from my nose was greatly Increased, the
first bottle took, then it gradually became less,
and in taking less than three bottles ind myself
SO greatly improved that write to let you know the
facts think one or two bottles more Will MAKE
a cure that I would gladly have given a hundreo
dollars for. Let the sufferers of New England kho"
that Hoods Sarsaparilla will cure GatarrIl. 49,,
M. A. ABBEY. Worcester, Mdes'
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

He is next to the gods whom reason and not
passion repels; and who. after weighing the
facts, can measure the punishment with dis
cretiOn.- Cluudianus.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

Mrs. Custer has presented to Custer
Post, G. A. f., Of Chicago, hat once
worn by Gen. Custer. She has recently
been made an honorary member of the
post. In sending the hat she wrote ::
"Snce hearing from you and from Mr..
Lehman Hudson last year how much you
all prize the red nccbtie, and how prompt
you were to adopt it as part of your uni
form, L have sent to my Michigan home
forone Of Gen. Clusters large hats that
he Wore i'll many charge during the
war. think it no less part of the cos
tune that became especially Identified
with tlim than was the red tie He was
the first officer on our side who wore the
broad-brimred hat for campaigning, and
he also first adopted the blue flannel
shirt with the broad collar-having
brought one early in the war from a
gunboat on the james River.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04
OLIVER DITSON & CO., Boston.
Chas. III. DitsOn & Co.. S43 Broadway. N. ".

Is Infaiing and infalli-
bic in curing Jspileptic
Fits, Spasms, Convul-
siong, st. Vitus Dance,
Alcoholism, Opium Eat
ing, Scrcful8 and all
Nervous and Blood Dis
eases. To ClsTgymcn,
Lawyers, Literary hen,
Merchants, Bankers,
Ladies and all whose
Bedentary employment
causes Nervous Prostrl-
ton, Irregularities Of
the blood, stomach,
bowels or Kidneys, or
who require \ nerve
tonic, appetizer or
stimulant. ShMARI-
TAN NERVINE is IN
valuable. Thousands
proclaim it the most
wonderful InrigUraut
that ever sustained the
sinking system. For
sale by all Druggists.
Nd MEDICAL CO.,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
Caswcl, Hazard Co., New York.
OUR minds are as different as our destina
tion-happiness; but few are going by the same
rOad.-COltOn.
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uOoD,S SARSAPARHLA.

THERE is'no benefit so small that good man
will not magnify it.-SeneCas
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

TOUGHkEEPSIE, n. 7, May 81, 1881.
! Fl. II. WARNER q Co.: SirS-I suffered ter
| years with kidney and gravel complaints The
only thing that did me good was your SAFE
Kidney and Liver Cure. 1 pronounce it an in
comparable remedy. CHARLES II. HELMEs.
ACTIONS. looks, words. steps, form the
alphabet by which you may spell characters
lavatCr.
WALKING made easy with Lyons Heel Stiff.
eners; they keep your boots and shoes straight
As FIRE when thrown into water is cooled
and put out so also Il false accusation wher
brought against man of the purest and hoH.
est character. bois over and is at once disSi
pated and vanishes.-CirerO.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

'IF, says the PhrGnologicdi journal,
''whistlirg viii drive away the blues,
why shouldn't the girls whistle ?" Pshaw !
if they did, the puppies would run after
them more than cver.-S0LCnl Sunbeam.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04
HOoD,s sARsAPARILLA.

Sold by Druggists 81 six for So. Made only by
c. 1. HOOD 81 co., Apothecaries, Lowell Mass
For SPECIAL RATES fer advertising in this paper
or1rIy- N the publishpT of the paper. DOS.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1883-01-04

81 AIM to tell the truth" Yes, - in
terupted an acquaintance, "ard you are
probably the worst shot in America
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
To Our Bows.

What are you here for anyhow? Did
you get up this morning in bad humorE
Who was the crossest at the breakfast
table. you or your mother? Who excels
in %politeness in handing round the plate
Of biscuit, you or your sister? Were
your face and hands clean2 Did you
get up, or were you pulled out of bed
with a b%oot-jack? Do you whistle your
W tune or the organ-grinder's? Do
you think for yourself, or do you use
your COMPANIONS thoughts? When you
go to school do you study? Can you
spell correctly, write in~telligentiy, speak
gramuatically3 is there anything in
you capable ofdeveloping a man? If 80
will it pay to follow your fathers exam
pie or your mothers advice? What are
your aspirations? Do you read? Ifso,
what, when and where? Do you intend
TO be an accountant or a porter? A law
yer or a hack driver2 A doctor or q
gambler? A minister or a mail rider:
A merchant or a skin-hint? A husband
or a sham? A drunkard or a felon? In
conversation, what do you expect to use.
slang" nonsense or something worth
repeating and remembering? We warn
you against becoming a man before you
nave done something worthy Of q man.:
II you wish to honor your prrents end
be the pride of your sisters, establish an
unlmpeachable character, begin right.
continue in the right, and you will die
right.-(San Antonio EXPRESS.
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
How Did It

If truth were not stranger that fiction,
the following incident might seem the
most improbable of all inprobabilities.
Yet it is true, every word of it. and the
Eyewitness referred to is the father
of the gentleman who sends us the singu-
lar narrative.
"One Saturday night in 1872, l was on
a ferry-boat crossing from Brooklyn to
New York.
"The boat was crowded, and as soon
as it was in the dock there was the usual
struggle to see who could get off first.
As ] was hurried on by those behind me,
l saw. twisted about the coat-tail button
of a man in front of me, q gold watch
chain and dangling at the end Of it q
handsome gold watch.
Before l had time to call the mans
attention to it, the crowd separated us
and I lost sight Of him.
"But the incident made q strong inn
preston on me, and / wondered and
puzzled as to how that watch got on that
button. Several years after, business
called me again to New York, where l
met Mr.. S., who took me home
with him to dinner, and introduced me
to his brother.
CATER the meal was over, the CONVEX
cation turned upon the curious tricks
which 9 noted psychologist was perform
ing in the city. Immediately the Incl
dent of the watch occurred to me and I
was about to mention it, when my host
said,-
"That reminds me of q remarkable
thing which once happened to me, and
which l have been able to explain.
| vas coming over from Brooklyn one
night, in the winter of ~, and nv
brother George here was on the same
boat with me, though | didn't know it.
There was a great crowd and much push
ing in getting off the boat.
when | reached home, and was
about to throw off my coat, my wife ex.
claimed, why, what is that on your
coat-tail?" I took off the coat, and there,
watch-chain with a gold watchat the end
Ct it. You can imagine our surprise
when we recognized the watch
as my brother George'sl When
he came in, a little later. that even
ing, he did not know of his loss, and
when told of it could hardly be con-
WINGED of the facts. Indeed, i have
seen many good people who have smiled
incredulously at the story. What do
you think of it?"
Think Of ity'I answered, why, 1 saw
it at the time!' and then ] related to my
astonished hearers what l had seen and
wondered at 30 many years.
But what is your explanation of it?''
I asked my host.
"He shook his head. Who knows?
Ny own theory is that my brother and I
passed on to the boat together.
In the crush, I was crowded up against
him and in some inexplieable way the
chain was wound 80 firmly about the
c%oatrbutton as to pull the watch from
my pocket. But in that way, / have
never been able to satisfy myself. It
will always remain a mystery to me-"
ut has been q mystery to me also
ever SINCE"
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18

Princes Of Tcherkask; Master of Turkes-
tan. Heir Presumptiye of Norway and
Duke of Holstein, ofStormarne,
of Dithmarse and of Oldenburg, lei
him come forward now, IN the name oil
the Holy Trinity and show what the i'm.
pediment is, or let him remain dumb
for everl
This is repeated three times, and upon
no objection being raised, he lays
his hand uponfthe head of the Gar, who
Immediately kneels.e At this point the
Metropolitan of Moscow takes the man
tie of ermine from the table and throws
it over the kneeling Gar, saying: Gov
ep s = apn 5dte eset tsy R tsesis t Is TINS so1s
replying II viii, / viii, 1 will. God
helping" and kissing the prelate's
hand. The Bishop Of Novgorod now
places the sceptre in the Cars hand,
saying: "May thine hand which holds
this wither the day thou art UNJUST"
the answer being, "Be it So" after
which the Bishop of Kieff places the
crown upon the emperor's head. At
this point the empress kneels beside her
husband, who partly owe her with the
cloak of erlnine, and also holds his
crown above her head for a few sec
onds, without, however, placing it upon
her head.
The Car and Czarina remain in
prayer for several minutes amid a dead
ly silence, and the instant they rise to
their feet bishops, mobiles Occupations,
clergy, and all present, kneel to them,
shouting, "Long live the Carl" The
cry is taken up by the hundreds OF
thousands who are outside, the heralds
sound their trumpets, guns are fred
and bells are rung. The Gar commands
the people to rise, and is again sur
swords back from the imperial hands,
the emperor saying, "It is thy coun.
try's' to which the noble replies, "and
my Cars" Mass is again resumed and
the emperor proceeds alone to the al
tar, passing through the Golden Gates OF
the 1conostasini, which are closed be.
hind him, thus %hiding.him from view.
Here, after partaking of the Holy
! Communion, the Metropolitan of Mos
cow anoints his head, temples, eyelids,
lips, nostrils, ears, breast and hands,
saying: Behold the seal of the Holy
Ghost, may it ever keep thee holy"
Tho gates of the Iconostasini are re-
opened, the car appears before them,
and is hailed with shouts of, Thou art
verify by the Lord anointed." The
empress advances to the sanctuary and
kneels to her lord, who bids her rise,
and they walk out of the cathedral arm
in arm. At the door is a gilded char.
lot drawn by twelve white horses. into
which they ENTER, the princes, other
members ofthe imperial family, foreign
monarcks, guests, &C., entering other
state chariots.
The procession again forms as it did
on approaching the Kremlln, and with
its new additions, moves slowly through
the gaily decorated town. According
to an old custom, the Cars carriage,
instead of being guarded by troops, IS
surrounded by one hundred maideas
belonging to the best Russian families,
all dressed in white and holiday garlands
of flowers. Court balls and receptions
begin in the evening and last for q fort
night, after which the court returns to
St. Petersburg.
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
Gov. Pound on Wisconsin Rail

Gov. Pound of Wisconsin, now in New
York, in an interview, has the following
to say in regard to railroads in northern
Wisconsin, and their outlook for bust
ness:
This section embraces the forestry of
Wisconsin, and in facta large majority of
the forestryo of the northwest. The early
winter was untavorable to logging, but the
season extended into the spring, SO that
q very large percentage of logs has been
secured. The aggregate of white pine
in Wisconsin and in the peninsula of
Michigan amounts to about 1000 900, 900
feet. or course there NJ a corresponding
increase in other forest products. This
alone lnsures very large profits for our
railroads. There has within q few wears
been a radical change in the handling of
forest products. Formerly we we're in
the habit of rafting lumber down the
streams. Lumbermen in the North
western part of the state went by river
and lake to Milwaukee and Chicago.
thence was distributed by rail. The cen.
trail and northwestern sections hoated
lumber down the river into tn Missis-
sippi and to points on the Mississippi.
thence distributed by rail to consume re-.
Now that railroad connections have
been secured lumber is uniformly taken
from the mills to points west of the Mis-
sissippi by rail. The construction of the
Northern Pacific and Manitoba and 9th.
er northern lines has drawn a majority
OF trade to the northwest, thus bringing
consumers as near to the mills as are
Chicago, St. Louis and other distributing
points. The St. Paul road is increasing
its business, and l believe is finding its
short lines are not weighing down the
other portions of the road. The Omaha
is doing a large forest business this wear.
The former president, Mr.. Porter, was
the first to establish an exclusive lum-
Der line. Lumber CARRYING has proved
SO profitable, however, that all the roads
are makinga specially of rolling stock
adapted to carry lumber.
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
Domestic Recines

OAT MEAL.-If soaked over night, it
will not require more than an hours
cooking. By using a double boiler, stir
ring is dispersed with and burning is
prevented.
ROAST VEAL STuFFED.-To eight ounces
of bruised crumbs of bread and four
ounces of chopped suet, m%arjoram, or
summer savory, all chopped fine; two
eggs, salt and pepper to season; mix all
these Ingredients into a firm, compact
kind of paste, and use this s%tuffing to Gil
pockets which you will cut with a knife
in different parts of the piece of veal.
taking care to close them with cotton
yarn. A piece of veal weighing eight
pounds would require about three
hours to cook it through.
BAKED EGGs.-Butter a clean. smooth
saucepan. break as many eggs as will De
needed into a saucer, one by one, then
slip into the dish. No broken yolk al
lowed, MOI must they crowd so as to risk
breaking the yolk after put in. Put a
small piece of butter on each, and sprin-
kle with pepper and salt. Set into a
heated oven and bake till the whites are
set. If the oven is rightly heated it will
take but a few minutes, and this way of
cooking is far more delicate than to fry
the eggs.
MEAT STEw.-Cut the meat in slices
pepper, salt and flour them, and Law
them in a dish. Take a few pickles of
any kind, or a small quantity of picked
cabbage, and sprinkle over the meat,
Then take a teacup half full of water
add to it a small quantity of vinegar be.
longing to the pickles, a small quantity
OF catsup, if approved of, and any gravy
that may be set by for use. Stir alto.
gether, and pour it over the meat. Sci
the meat before the fire with a tin be.
hind 1t, or In the ven of the kitchen
range, as may be most convenient, for
about half an hour before dinner time
Chickens that are old, tough, or lack.
ing in iuiciness, should be cut up and
boiled until nearly tender, and then
stewed down until but u small portion
of the water remains at the bottom
Then take out the pieces carefully ans
arrange them on a warm platter and
place where they will keep warm. Poul
a pint of hot water in the remaining Juice
let it boil and thcn stir in salt, a bit O.
butter, and pepper to taste, and some O
the gravy thickened smoothly with flour
mo milk or cream-boil and stir well
for a minute and turn into a lovely bowl,
send with chicken and vegetables to the
table and serve at once. Absolutely de-
liclous-especially the gravy.
~ Tl,,s1--, - Ii. -
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
THE DUDR.

ssWhat II the dude, papaf' she said.
With sweet inquiring eya,
And to the knowledge seeking maid.
Her daddy thus replies
4 weak mustache, : cigarrette.
Athirteen button vest,
4 curled rim hat-a minaret-
Two watch chains cross the breast.
A pair Of bangs, q lazy drawl,
a ~lackadaisy air:
For gossip at the club or ball,
Come little past affair"
Two pointed shoes, two spindle shanls,
Complete the neither charms;
And follow htly in the ranks
The two bow legged arms.
An empty head. Q buffoon's sense,
a poising attitude;
0ByI Joyel' "EgadI" "But awl" SIM
mense,n
All these make up the dude.
s,is Philadelphia Press.
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
Mr.. INQUIRIES Distr s..

When the president was in st. Angus
tine recently, he visited the old FORT
San Juan de Pinos, it was called when
first named, afterwards changed to San
Marco, and later, when it came into
possession of the United States, still
again changed to Fort Marion. 1t is in
charge ofsergt- Mcclure. 1t was late in
the afternoon, and sometime after tns
president had gone away, that som 9
newspaper correspondents heard the
old sergeant repeat his story. He had
made his parting speech, and had wound
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18

The Princess Louise pieces out her
husbands $4,000 income with an in
come of IS l,0O0 of her own,
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18
Improving the Potato.

Probably no vegetable is of more i'm
portancein the world than the potato.
Therefore, whatever can be done to in
crease its productiveness or to improve
its quality should be taken advantage of
by all who are interested in its c%ultiva-
walton. There is no Disgusting the fact
that the potato, when propagated year
after year from tubers in the usual man
ner, is subject to decoration, d%egenera-
ton, or a continual running out' of its
prod uctiye capacities. Where are our
Flukes, Cow.horns, MERGERS, Neshan-
nocks. ~Peachblows and other standard
varieties Of twenty-five years ago?
Meager, indeed, are the returns from
u old favorites. Their day has passed
and others have taken their places, and
these in turn must give way to others
when they become unproductiye, as
they certainly will; but yet there are
far,nersin my neighborhood who still
cling to some of these old varieties, APP
parently through contrariness."-The-
odore NeT, in Earal New Yorker,
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18

it up by his weli-known allusion to St.
Augustine as "the ouldest to wn in the
country, and only one that is Finished"
when one of the party asked:
How do you like the PRESIDENT"
Il haven't AL him yit," he replied,
as he stroked his whiskers.
"Why, he was here to-day and you
showed him through the fort"
The sergeant looked down at the
crumbled coquina floor for a moment,
then looked up with a startled expires.
sion, and rubbed his chin with his hand.
The presidents appearance was de-
scribed. The sergeant Immediately rec
osgni5ed its likeness to his visitor. His
hand went to his chin a d~espairing look
came into bis watery eyes, and in a mel
ancholy whisper he gasped:
Y. Times. ~.
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18

Pere Hyacinthe, OF Paris, is coming to
America in the summer to deliver lee
lures.
Kimball enterprise. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1883, 1883-05-18

Thurlow Weeds autobiography is in
the hands of the printers.