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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20
p.IauItlng Clerk of Court.

PITrsBcRu. .Nov. i9.-Cuuniy Con
trolIrr Sprcr entered II criminal suit
against A. II. Rowland, cierx of The
cour., th.seveu.ns. charging him viii,
e,iiocLEivIn mt AMI d. aic.,tEn darn :
two terms ui office. THE sa.iis aSsre. 81
uns Nearly SE,JJl. it,wia,ii VAS ar
4, steu ana gave n bail -. . i,Jb.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20
Guilty Nine T. mos.

BcsroS. NJ. lJ.-Cnas. n. Dewey,
who ulpsonded after committing
many iorgerics and defrauding firms
here and in Montreal, and WIS arrested
i'm san Fraipisco as he was about to
sail far China, to'iay plead guilty to
nine counts al forgery.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20

NEW YORK, Nov. 10. -Northern Pa
cific. 3oI; preferred, 65l. ~. Paul,
Minneapolis Il Manitoba. 97i. West
ern Union I'D.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20

unim ora It In number aud ronpo-e,l
OF KIN I've, and dup-. He said tIml
when stafford Northc,t visited Ireland
u torrhiiglt procession Was Only or
ganize'i after the men composing the
pr1,ssion had received n half crown
...,..h
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20

Chatham National Bank, New York City.
Merchants Loan and Trust 10 Chicago. H.
Merchants National bank, st. aul, MINI
ltf
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20
siCIiNS.

hE. 4. G. GIRARh.
~ PuHsiGI,s NNp SURGEON.
,ifccWIrh H. L. Eds4gi,. ollce hour. froul
,,t,..,.. 49, 1s-ti-i-w
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20
Miles City, Montana

JOSEPH LEIGHTON. President.
RICHARD L. SLOWER, Cashier
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1883-11-20

Ne. ana ,ela s..A.. Ar.I.,Is .A..iss .Aa ..s
ssttiny.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
Telling it Very Short.

"Ill tell it, sir, in few words if can, but the
story would I'LL book If justice was done to it,"
Surely, Michael, but put it short this time SOS
can squeeze it into page of letter paper"
Here you are, sir, then, and there are thou
sands OF people here in Bighamton, N. Y, who
VIII TESTIFY TO the truth of what say. My name
is Michael Guilfoyle ] am seventy-four years
old. For about nine years was almost shut out
small wares in this city for years, and had to
stop altogether At the best of times | could
only hobble miserably about with my cane, l was
bent nearly double with pain and weakness, and
my hands were useless to labor with. | was but
the poor wreck of once strong man. None of
the medicines usually given for rheumatism did
me the least good, sir. My old friends and Gus
toners forgot me, as though was under ground,
with the end of my nose and the tips of my toe
Turned up to the roots of the daisies"
My days and nights were doeful and painful
had no hope except in death. That is Gods
truth, and Mr.. Mosher, here, knows il.
~ can't tell you how, but Parker's Tonic cured
me. That was three years ago. I'm lively as a
day, rain shine. You may tell this to all the
world, and refer the doubters to me-"
This preparation, which has been known as Par
kers Ginger Tonic, will he called simply Parker's
Tonic. This change is made for two reasons
First, because ginger Is an unimportant flavOrng
ingredient, and secondly, because unprincipled
dealers deceive their customers by substituting
inferior preparations under the name of ginger.
There is no change, however, in the preparation
dealers, wrapped under the name of Parker's
Ginger Tonic, contain the genuine medicine if
the facsimile signature of HISCOX Co. is at the
bottom of the outside wrapper.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

A DISCOVERY ABOUT CoRN-An exchange
tells of man who plants two or three weeks
after the crop is planted new hill of corn
every fifteenth row each way. And this is
the reason: If the weather becomes dry after
the filling time the silk and tassel both be-
come dry and dead. In this condition, if it
should become seasonable, the silk revives
and rcnews its growth, but the tassels do not
recover. Then for want of pollen, the new
silk is unable to fill the office for which it is
designed. The pollen from the planted corn
is then ready to supply silk, and the filling is
completed. He says nearly all the abortive
ears so common in all corn crops are caused
by the want of pollen, and he has known
ears to double in size in this filling.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

Old 81 asked by one of our merchants :
Isl, do you know u negro by the name of
Davis 'Sisiro Davis wild the red eye dat got
burned in the powder sploshin? YES, he's
the man. We'll, know him. is he rolia-
BILE? 'Ginall, but it pens moughty on the
bizness dat he's gagged in at de time What
business would he suit best in, as porter p
We'll, ter tell yer de tlat-footed truth dar's
one place whar dat colored man could work
and be ez homes as de day-and dats ez por-
ter in or real state sto! in dat case de own
er 'ud be liable ter find de propurty allus iuss
whar he left itn The gentleman named
Davis was not engaged.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

-"Here," said an ignorant fellow, as he
stepped into jewelers. shop, "Ican't do any
thing with this watch. I've showed the reg
ulator round as far as it will go, but it keeps
a losing time" why, man." exclaimed the
jeweler, cts an hour and half ahead of
time now! What did you set it by?" When
it was ascertained that the silly fellow had
been trying to time it by gas meter the lew
eler didn't wonder bit that the watch
couldn't begin to keep up.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

MOTHERS DON'T KNow.-IIow many chill
drcn are punished for being uncouth, wilful,
and Indifferent to Instructions or reward,
simply because they are out of health An in
telligent lady said of n child of this kind =
Mothers should know that if they would
give the little ones moderate doses of Hop
Bittcrs for two or three weeks, the children
would be all parent could desire"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

You seem TO feel down hearted to-day,
Dennis said his employer.-'What's the
matter with your Its sore distressed am,
sor. Felix Maguire's connivin' daughter has
run off wild me by Mickie, an there's no
wan lift TO comfort me in me oud age It's
very sad, Dennis Yes, sor; it's an eclipse
of the SON.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
The Egis and Intelligencer
Bel Air. Md, September IA, 1888.
When 1 Am Dead.

When Am Dead.
When am dead
would not have the rude and gaping crowd
Around me gather, and mid lamentation loud,
Tell OF my virtues, and with vain regret
Bemoan my loss, and leaving me, forget;
But would have the few of kindly heart
VINO, when misfortune came, so nobly did their
part,
And oft by thoughtful deeds their love express
Ihese would have, no more, no less,
When am dead!
When am dead,
would not have the high and storied stone
RACED ore my crave, and then be left alone;
But ! would have some things | once did love,
Ere did leave the joyous world above,
Placed o or me. And each succeeding year
"a nave my friends renew them, and oft linger
near,
With loving thoughts upon the dear one laid be-
low,
And talk of times departed long ago,
When am dead!
When am dead,
Forgive-Oh this pray for more than all
The anguish | have caused, the deed beyond
recall,
Think kindly on me as lie so STILL
80 poor a subject for an angered will.
Think of some generous deed, some good word
spoken,
Of hearts bound up l found all sad and broken ;
Think gently, when this last long rest is mine,
And gaze upon my form with looks benign,
When am dead!
FrdRkkH =. Ddiiey.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

AN actress in Paris sent word that she
could not play on account of the death of her
mother. A day or two afterwards, the man
ager met her dressed in flaming colors.
"Ah!" he exclaimed, shows this? not in
mourning?" "Its not the custom to wear
mourning for distant relatives" "And you
call your mother so ~ "Oh, yes, she is in
America"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
A DAUGHTERS Misery,

ELEVEN years our daughter suffered on bed
of misery,
From n complication of kidney liver, rheuma-
tic trouble and nervous debility,
Under the care of the best physicians,
Who gave her disease various names,
But no relief.
And now she is restored to us in good health
by as simple a remedy as Hop Btters, that we
had summed for years before using 1.-THE
PARENTS.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

-Indulgent parents who allow their children to
eat heartily of high-seasOned food, rich pies,
cake, &c., will have to use Hop Bitters to pre-
vent Indigestion, sleepess nights, sickness, pain
and, perhaps, death. No family is safe without
them i'll tie house.
PITTSFoRD. MASS, SEP. %, 1873.
SIRS-l have taken Hop Bitters and recommend
them to others, as / found them very beneficial.
Mrs. j. w. FULLER,
Sec. HOmen'S Christian Temperance Union.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

When the minister is pretty severe upon
human shortcomings in the pulpit, every man
leans back in his pew and says Now he's
giving it to EN-" Satisfying thought isn't
it, that the minister always has reference to
somebOdy else.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
On Thirty DAYS Trinl.

The Voltaic Belt Company, Marshall, Michigan,
will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or od) who are atfiict-
ed with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality and kim
dred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and COM
plete restoration of health and manly vigor-
Address as above N. B.-No risk is incurred as
thirty days trial is allowed.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

THIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE-THAT THE
Il subscriber has obtained from the Register of
Willsiof Hartford county, Md, Letters of Admins
tration on the personal estate of
JOSEPH JAMES,
late of Hartford Co., deceased. All persons hay
ing claims againstsad deceased are hereby
to exhibit the same, with the legal vouchers there
of,
On or 6etore tie 23d day Of February, 1884.
or they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefit of said estate. All persons indebted to
said estate are requested to make immediate pay
ment.
Given under my hand and seal, this 23d day
of August, 1885,
JOSEPH JAMES, JR.,
Aau6f Administrator. g. n. A.
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BATTLE CREEK, MICH, Jan. 81, 1876.

GENTLEMEN,-Having been afflicted for
number of years with Indigestion and general
debility, by the advice of my doctor used
Hop Bittcrs, and must say they afforded me
almost instant relief. | am glad to be able to
testify in their behalf TIIOS. G. KNOX.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
seabnry& Johnson, Chemists, New York.

i subscriber has obtained from the Register
of Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters of Ad-
mnistraton on the personal estate of
MARY Il. DAUGHERTY,
late of Hartford Co., deceased. All persons hav-
ing claims against said deceased are hereby noti-
thereof,
On or before the 6th day Of February, 1884,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefit of said estate. All persons indebted to
said estate are requested to make immediate pay
ment.
Given under my hand and seal, this 9th day of
August, 1883.
JOHN DAUGHERTY
auto Administrator.
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Father is Getting Well.

my daughters say:
How much better father is since heI used
Hop Bitters."
HE is getting well after his long suffering from
disease declared incurable,"
And we are so glad that he used your Btters y
LADY of Utica, N. Y.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
Wasn't the boss little full last night p

WASH inc DOsS Il iltIlc 1ull last night =
asked II customer of the barber who was
shaving him. Full! Well, | should smile
Why he was so drunk that he tried to find
out where he lived by looking in the diction-
ary."
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Did She Die +?

"She fingered and suffered along, pining away
all the time for years."
1.-The doctors doing her no good -
And at last was cured by this Hop
Bittors the papers say so much about"
Indeed Indeed! !"
How thankful we should be for that medi-
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
Flies and Bugs.

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, goph-
15c.
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wells "KOugh on COrns., :.
A DISCOVERY ABOUT CoRN.-An eycba

Ask for Wells Trough on Corns." lie. Quick,
complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bun
ions.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
JACOB FORDER,
PLAS ERER.
Norrisville, Hartford Co.. Md.

~ Ornamental Work, Cornices, White Coat
Ing, Kalsomning, Cementing and Plain Plaster
Ing done in the best manner. Having thorough
knowledge of the business, acquired In the city,
can guarantee satisfaction Orders from any
part of the county promptly attended to- my4
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

-Schrociers Corn Solvent cures Corns, Bun
ions and Warts. Sold Everywhere at Is cts.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

lnfalhblc, tastelcss, harmless, cathartic; for
feverishness, rcstlcssness, worms, constipation
2J
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

EXAMINERS' NOTICE.-The undersigned
~ Examiners, appointed by the County Com
missioners Of Hartford county, to locate public
road in the Third District. beginning at Holngs-
worth's Mill, on Winters Run, up said run to
stony Branch, and mp said branch to the toll-gate
ON Bel Air Turnpike TO Almshouse, at point
near said AlmshOuse property and Maria G.
Hays lands, and running thence through the
lands of Joel G. Hollingsworth, N. II. Hollings-
worth. Franklin Whitaker and wife, Michael Il.
Pue, James Farnands. u. l.. Sawyer Patrick
Howard, Stevenson Archer Garrett Amos and
Maria q. Hays, hereby give notice that they will
meet on the ground, on
WEDNESDAY,, SEPTEMBER 2Gth, 1888.
AT 10 O'Clock, A. NJ, for the purpose above desig-
mated.
j. RICHARDSON,
e. SMITH NORRIS,
THOS. Il. CATHCART,
auA Examiners
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IMPORTANT TO CLAIMANTS.

IMPORTANT TO CLAIMANTS
ALL POSTMASTERS between .Julv Let 100,
ana July 1874 and those having claims for rent
Nc. ~ " ''''
ALL OFFICERS AND ENLISTED MEN who
had horses killed or captured in battle or lost
from any exigency of military service
ALL PERSONS having claims as pensions,
to land warrants OF 100 acres, and those having
claims to be prosecuted before any of the De-
partments ut Washington, will find Il to their nd
vantage to consult W '>'' ''
y. w. BRADFORD.
INNS Attorney at Law Bel Air Md
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
DESIRABLE PROPERTY
IN HARTFORD COUNTY
AT PRIVATE SALE.

Situate at or near Mechancsvillc, about II
miles from Hickory, containing
AK ACRES OF LAND, MORE OR LESS.
Soil red clay. Theimprovements consist of TWO
SMA LII DWELLING HOUSES, Il good Wagon
House, Granary and Hen House There is a
pump of excellent water at the door and a spring
not lar distant. 1t is in very desirable neigh
borhood, being within Il convenient distance of
ChurchcS OF all denominations, Schools Stores
and Mills. Price reasonable: terms easy. For
further particulars apply to
mh30 Attorney at Law. Rel Air MA
DOR SALE.-A VALUABLE FARM, he
i longing to the estate Of the late Abraham
Merritt, located / y miles from Faston Station.
on me Maryland Central Railroad, . miles from
Baltimore. This farm contains
ABOUT IGO ACRES
of fine quality of land, in section of country I'M
surpassed for its natural advantages, which are
now being rapidly developed by the building of
the Maryland Central Road. For terms of sale,
&C., apply to the executors,
WIN. G. HAVILAND,
7. b. HULL,
South ST., Baltimore.
Or to MoRDECAI PRICE, Fallston, Md
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
DROWNED IN BEER.
Concerning this Popular Beverage Tw o
Men EXPRESS their Minds.

that the people of this country are likely TO be
drowned in flood of lager beer" shouted an en-
thusiastic teetotallcr the other day in the of
your curnered correspondent. That German
drink has struck us hard. 1t is the second de
LUCE E2lA1
Eyes, and the worst of this bccr-drinking bust
ness is that IL gets up kidney troubles, as a heavy
wind raises the waves. adds city physician.
who had knowledge of the times and tendency
to metaphor. "The midnight schooner leaves
behind 1t a wake of furred tongues, headaches
torpid livers, nausea, and ali that and lays the
foundation of Brights Disease"
This melancholy fact accounts in part for the
increasing sales of BENSON'S CAPCINE POR-
GUS PLASTER, which at once mitgates these
symptoms. Price 25 cents. Ask your physician
about 1t.
Seabnry & Johnson, Chemists, New York.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14
New Store at MOOreIand,
Near the Hickory.

I HAVE opened New Store at Mooreland,
Il near the Hickory, and respectfully solicit pub
lie patronage. will keep constantly on hand a
complete stock of all kinds of
Choice Family Groceries,
together with Dry Goods. Notions, Flour, Meal,
Feed, &c. Country Produce taken in exchange
for goods.
8je3m e. H. PRIGG, Agent.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-09-14

I"K MALE OK EEASE.
L TWO GOOD w ELL IMPROVED FARMS
situated in Howard county, 10 miles from Balti-
more, near Railroad and Turnpike, containing
ABOUT I25 ACRES EACH,
IN me cultivation. Good buildings, Fine Or
chards, Water, etc Daily Mail within mile, and
Churches and two Schools ~ miles. A good
Grist and Saw Mill is on one of them, now doing
agood business. viii be sold or leased separate
ly. Possession given at once in time to Seed
Apply personally to
NV. SIMPLIFY,
24au3t Sykesvile Carroll Co., Md,
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t. r. HULL,
,,. South ST., Baltimore.
Or to MoRDECAI PRICE, Falston, Md.

DESIRABLE HARTFORD go. FARM
- OF s5H ACRES FOR SALE.-'rhe under
signed offers for sale Farm of 25E Acres stu
ated in Dublin district. 2R miles from PylesyilIe
and one mile from station on Maryland Central
railroad. Land good and neighborhood desira-
Bile The improvements are comfortable DWELL
ing House, Barn, new Spring House, pure water
and every needed convenience. Well suited for
a canning property. Additional land can be
ply to II. w. CURRY "p
:amh High Point Hartford 10 Ma
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Tickets at Reduced Rates
TO THE
Baltimore County Agricultural Fair,
AND
The Baltimore 0rioIe Festival,

The Maryland Central Railroad company will
sell round trip tickets at reduced rates to Tow
son, from Bel Air and intermediate points where
tickets are sold, during the continuance of the
BALTIMORE COUNTY FAIR AT TIMONIUM,
ana VIII sell round trip tickets to North Avenue
from all points North where its agents are ocat-
ed at reduced rates during the BALTIMORE
OhlOLE FESTIVAL, good from the 18th to the
10Th OF september, next, inclusive, and will run
18th September, leaving Bel Air at 500 and T40 p
NJ, and returning will leave North Avenue nj
il.U r. M, stopping at all stations to accomm0-
date lts patrons wishing to see the grand Process
sions of the Oriole, and return home the same
evening. Stages will connect with the trains mt
IoWsontoWn, and convey passengers to the Fair
grounds at Timonium, at reasonable rates.
Stages run by private parties.
au31 s. G. BOYD, Superintendent.
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nlyORCES.-No publicity; residents of any
- state. DISCRETION, Non-Support Advice and
applications for stamp. w. ii. LEE, Attorney.
"o' hioauWaS, IN. L. 2lall
A DNERTlSERS! send for our Select List of
"a ~ Local Newspapers. Geo. p. Rowell Il Co, 10
Spruce St., N. Y. pio,Iir !"
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E. .. ETAbBOCK
81 N. Green StreeI. Baltimore, Md.
oOapIy
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-04
FARH AID FIREsEDE.

-Mallard duck or any kind of game
should be served with grape Jelly.
For cup buildings that are quickly
made beat up four spOonfHls of -four,
with pint of milk and four eggs; add
nutmeg and sugar. to suit the taste; but
ter tea cups and fill them thFee-quarters
full, and bake for quarter of an hour
Ham toast, which is very nice for
breakfast, is made of one slice of cold
ham cut into small pieces, one egg, a
little thin cream, and a little pepper and
salt; mix together on the stove until it
thickens, and then pour over toast but
tered and cut in slices.
To make good turkey-soup take the
bones and cook for about an hour In
Just enough water to cover them, then
add little of the dressing and q beaten
egg, and if desired little finely chop
ped celery. After taking from the fire,
season with butter, pepper and salt.
Poultry breeders do not seem to APP
preciate the great value of bones for
their fowls. and but limited few ever
make use of them for this purpose. No
matter whether the birds are confined or
not, they are sure to be benefited by a
moderate quantity of bones, though those
which are in close confinement need them
most.
For delicious white cake take one
cup of white sugar, one-third of cup of
melted butter, whipped to a cream, one
third of a cup of milk, and stir thor
oughlY; then add one cup offour, sifted,
One-third of a cup of cOrn-stareh and one
teaspoonful of baking powder. Take
the whites of four eggs, beat them to a
CTR fb0r w.
with lemon and bake slowly.
For excellent lemon creams, pare
four lemons very thin, and put the peel
in twelve tablespOonfuls of water;
squeeze the juice into eight ounces of
fnely-powdered sugar; take the yelks of
ten eggs, well beaten, and add the peel,
water and juice gradually, and strain
through a muslin cloth into stew-pan;
stir one way over a slow fire until it be-
comes quite thick, taking care not to let
it boil; serve in custard cups.
One of the best omelets we have
ever eaten is made after Catherine
OVENS recipe: Take the crumb of a
slice of bread, soak it in hot milk (cold
will do, but hot is better), beat up whites
of four eggs to high froth; mix the
bread with all the milk it will absorb, no
more, into paste, add the yelks of eggs
with little salt. set the pan on the fire
with an ounce of butter. Let it get very
hot then mix the whites of eggs with
the yelks and bread lightly, pour in the
pan, and move about for minute; if the
oven is hot when the omelet is brown
underneath set the pan in the oven for
five minutes, or until the top is set; then
double half over, and serve. The adj
vantage of this omelet is that it keeps
plump and tender till cold, so that five
minutes of waiting does not turn it into
leather, the great objection to omelets
generalIy.-M Y. Examiner.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-01-04

A PERFECTLY formed specimen of the tramp
yesterday called into top-iOor Office on Girls
void street. and on being asked his business
he replied: Gould you spare half dollar
sir'' 'Couid you spare a quarterl'' "Not
unless he earned it" could he earn it 90
''Yes, sir. There's ton of coal at the curb
stone which l want brought up here" "a
whole ton!'' THAT'S what / paid for"
- And four stories high?'' Eyes, this is the
fourth story" The m sighed heavily and
was going away when the gentleman called
out: ''WeIl, what do you sayG' 81 can't
promise, sir. PHI walk around the block and
consult my feelings as to how bad 1 want to
reach Buffalo. The more l look at that coal
the more think Detroit is the incest place in
the world to winter in."-Detroit Free Press.