The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-01-11
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4 aasly chicken trails hAs heen started
90 ilss pebbsFlrsnia railroad They hAFe
passenger Coehin tie rear and looomo
livf 20 ppllet
ple viih lea il tie grave are AZ
lspmease iia.c bsfsge Tier put ID The 9th.
~ Ties. stem. Iike birds. 70 repoes bet.
tsF - obs leg
n isA singular fact that the deg star
perer soss near llie milky way. II be did
.oAa misehisfoas ehetabim might tie
mia can 10 BIS tail
The operators ia mythical mines arc
slsaFs pilllng 20 le, you 10: bot there is
quite difference betseen letting you in
shA lstileg yen win.
One q The Arkansas editors 10 fnll.
hloaBeA Cherokee Indian. His only de-
hnqaeat Subscribers sre bald headed men.
Tie rest sli pay up 70 save their scslps
iadnt | better pray for rain today.
IA & a -.
suaiay Not 10 day, dominic, think. u
sac ihe rrpis The sind isnt right"
iiashe, the lrlsh Chief Justice. Oh he.
iig tod that the judges in the court OF
common pleas had little or nothing 10 do,
remsrled, Well, they're quite equal to
II
-' IL this scat engaged, Mi.sf" asked q
young swell Of bright looking maiden on
The train the other day. mo sir: but
am VAS the tar, reply. The masher
eAved
The following occurred IN q Lowell
Sabbath school one Sunday. Teacher
"On ~hai acre given the commandments
10 Mosesf' Little boy-"on two marble
top tables, "
--Rsd.hcaded student TO professor
Professor why is il that you never seem
10 recognize the on the streetY' Professor
well. Mr. X, the truth is am slight
colofbhnd
The prophets ought TO be predicting
the failure Of the ice crop or peach crop or
something. Some people seem 10 fear that
they will be forgotten il they are not con.
iinnally lying
The Concord philosophers were
thrown into an intellectual heap by .
worldly yonng man who asked them to
come over 10 his house aud take Plato
soup With him.
Rsmonstrance by 40 Italian minstrel
on board an excursion boat to passenger
who declines 10 pu, anything into the hat
What for yon beaia with your cane-a
when we playa ehY'
is The bowling Of a dog always fol.
lowed by DEATH" asked little girl Of her
father Not always, my dear; because
sometimes the man that shoots misses |
him." was the reply.
"yiolinist Remenyi defines genius as
'the power man has to kindle his own
fire" II is on a cold winter morning that
married man is most willing 10 acknowl
edge his lack Of genius.
The railroad conductor who called on
the squire's daughter without the parents
consent, remarked that the old man fur.
nishei terminal facilities as well as free
pass through the gate
The Rev Joseph Cook was astonlshed
10 discover, during his trip around the
world. to find how widely the English lam
euage is spoken. lie has half notion to
talk English hereafter himself
Miss Nellie W. Palmer is Iecturing in
Cincinnati on hell. its locality aud the ma
,ure Of its fires. II is suspected that she
has Just retained from visit TO Leadville,
aud knows what she is talking about.
A Baltimore landlady says she can
make delicious mutton soup for thirteen
boardors out OF four ounces Of old sheep
We've seen the thing done on two ounces.
II cant fail, unless in time Of drought.
And how does Charlie like going 10
SCHOOL, kindly inquired man ola little
six.ycar old boy. Il like going well
'noueh." replied the boy ingennousl ;
'bui don't like stayin after | git there "
--An editor wrote head llne, "A hori
BILE blaaler' TO 50 over a railroad acei
dent. aud though Il wa. the printers
fault that IL got over the account OF a we'd.
ding. the editor Was the man thrashed all
the same.
''ien are such a strange girl. said
Charley; really don't know what 10
mako Of you well. then, III tell you,
CHARLEY" replied Aramin,s; Make wife
OF NE Charley did 80 at tue earlies, op-
portuniiy.
Al 81 consul says when Chinese fam
VI, invites Another family 10 visit, the hour
ior departure is always mentioned and
strictly observed Tais saves the visitors
looking around TO see where. they arr go
ing tosleep
Going Awas;' they asked the man
~ho sas closing the shutters Of his house
aud pulling down the curtains. NO, " be
replied. 'bu, am goiug 10 pm, up some
stos,s, aud don't propose to have any 10
amman phoal- look IN Al the windows au,l
sr iar and laugh a, my misery"
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