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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Why the public preference is and should be. given to
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Because the superior strength of well chosen ngred
Tents in combination peculiar to itself and possessed
by other PREPARATION with the skilled pharmacy used
In its manufacture make Hoods Sarsaparlla the best
medicine in the market for purifying the blood.
Because Hoods Sarsaparilla has, in numerous well
known and verified instances. ersdicated Scrofula,
cleansed the blood of Humors and restored weakened
inyalids 70 health, in which condition they remain.
Because Hoods SarsaparillA has really and truJ
cured cases of Dyspepsia, long standing and chronic
Of Indigestion, of General Debility of Salt Rheum,
Catarrh and all Humors which riot in the blood and
break the skin in testers, pustues, pimpes and bois
Because Hoods Sarsaparila has been found to be
the best medicine for ailments roiuoed by the
climate, wonderfully sharpening the appetite and
markedly toning up the system against debility and
nervousness.
Because Hoods Sarsaparilla is eyerybody's medt
cine. No is poor that he cannot pay 81 for bottle
of Hoods Sarsapara-l0O doses-or l cent each dose
andnone rich and lofty to be beyondits benefit
Hoods Sarsapnrilla
Sold by Druggists. 81; six for So Prepared only b.
@. 1. HOOD a CO., Apothecaries Lowell, Mass.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
Tornado s.

A tornado is engendered by the meet
ing of two currents Of air of different
temperatures and moving from op-
posite, or AZ least from different, direc-
tions. The meeting of the air currents
give the rotary motion to the resultant
wind storm, and the cooling of the
warm current produces the clouds and
precipitation of moisture, and these,
together with the rapid whirling Of
the air around center, develop the
startling electrical manifestations
which are incidental to these storms
and constitute very large element in
their destructive agency. Tornadoes
are almost invariably developed in the
southwest quadrant of an area of
low barometric pressure. In almost
all cases, previous to the inception Of
any given tornado the wind has been
found blowing from southerly quarter
south of the central area of the lowest
aerial pressure, and also from a north
erly quarter-north of the same central
area Of low pressure, for a period of
from five days to two weeks In the
vast "area of frequency" comprising
the great basin west of the Mississippi
and including Iowa, Missouri, Kansas
and Nebraska, these conditions may
! prevail until the thermometric range
on opposite sides-north and south of
the central area-frequently reaches
| fifty degrees. With this north and
south thermal belt of high contrasts is
joined an immense range of country
containing nothing to oppose the free
sweep of air currents, and the un-
/ hindered disturbance of atmospheric
equilibrium due to the contact of the
southeastern return trade winds from
the equatorial regions with the north
western winds from polar regions,
results in an enormous tornado center
in the States mentioned In this center
arise the May and June tornadoes
which have become a source of constant
terror to the people of this region.
There are two other "areas of
frequency" in the United States-New
York and Georgia. The first is due to
similar contact of the warm winds
of the great lakes met and opposed by
the cold northerly winds of the Canadas
Il lOll ello CCltCl NpldhS IllO w ell1lh 3
ford Conn tornado of August 9, 1878,
in which the contrasts of temperature
ranged from thirty to sixty degrees
The Atlantic, or Georgian, center is
due, Of course, to the formation of a
similar thermal belt of high contrasts
Cccasioned by the warm, moist gull
winds sweeping over the heated plains
of Georgia and Alabama, and then com
ing in contact with the cool winds OF
the Appalachian mountain system
Here are born the great wind storms
and cyclones that sweep northward
along the Alleghenies and wreck
destruction on the cities and shipping
of the Atlantic coast of the United
States.--NetO York Erening Post.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
Almost DIshenrtcncd.

prominent citizen sends us the following
statement:
For several years 1 have been very seri-
busly afflicted with a severe pain in my back,
which l long supposed to be lumbago or
rheumatism of the back. More recently the
pains had become more severe, so much so
that it was with difficulty that I was able to
get out of bed in the morning. had tried
various remedies without any apparant relief.
By the earnest solicitation of a friend l COM
menced Hunts Remedy, about three weeks
ago. and its instantaneous benefits are won
1erful, for have had no pains in my back
since taking the first three doses; and am
relieved from the pains, aches and exhaustive
weakness, the painful symptoms that usually
accompany disease of the kidneys. And
confidently expect to be completely and per-
manently cured by the use of it. l most
eheerfully recommend Hunts Remedy to all
who are afflicted with any kidney or liver
disease. WILLIAM G. ARNOLD,
Walnut Street, Providence, r. 1.
March 90 1SS3
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
HUMOROUS SKETCHES.
The Ono lie pldn,t Take.

"James r.
Eyes, pa"
"1here were seven California pears
in that cupboard. Six of them are
gone. Do you know anything about
it?"
"I never took one Of them"
"Sure?"
"Certain, pa. Wish may die, if"
"You wicked, bad boy; how often
have / told you never to use such an
expression2 Here comes ma; let us
see if she knows anything about it,"
Mamma says she saw James take at
least five of them.
You little rascal How dare you
tell me you never took one, and here's
only this little one with the grub-eaten
side left?"
"Oh, pa, don't hit me. 1 said l
didn't take one of them-and-and-
and that's the one 1 didn't take"
Pa relented.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
He Took the Hint.

A sad-faced man, looking as though
he had recently lunched off a cholera
epidemic, went into a Western news
paper sanctum and remarked
q hate to speak about it, Mister
Editor, but there are some mighty thin
things creep into your paper once in a
while"
q know it," said the editor, "and
there are some mighty thin things
creep into a newspaper Office once in a
while, too and if you don't skip out
pretty quick I'll turn the sewer gas
and blow you through the key hole"
Tic man took the delicate hint, and
along With IT his departure,-chssk
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
Wanted Windows.

Mr.. Bright's appalling statement as
to the number of families in Glasgow
living in only one room apiece, is
capped by the statistics of overcrowd-
ing in French cities, given by M. Ma
daud, in support of his bill dealing
with unhealthy tenements. According
to NJ. Nadaud there are 219,270 houses
in France without any window what
ever, and to which light and air are
admitted, when admitted at all, only
through the door, or a hole in the door,
which has to be stopped in wet or cold
weather. Allowing five people to a
family, more than 100000 persons
altogether must be housed in this exc
cradle fashion. In Paris, although
10000 tenements have been dealt with
in the last thirty years under the act
of 1850, there are still between three
and four thousand families living in
single rooms without means of warm
ing, and between two and three thou
sand in single rooms with no aperture
for light and air-cupboards in fact.
Between twenty-five and thirty thou
sand habitations consist Of a single
room only. "This side of the social
question:" says the report from which
these statistics are drawn, "has to be
faced before all others "a conclusion
which is gradually forcing itself on
the minds of men in other countries
beside France.-PaU Mall Gdsstte.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

JOHN W. OOlIEg VI hho OdiO
School, Troy, N Y, writes us;
"TRoY, N. Y, April Z, 1SS3
"Having been afflicted for several years
past with illness, the cause of which was un-
known to me for long time, and my con-
hnued disability getting TO be of so serious
and distressing a character as to cause great
anxiety with my family and friends, became
satisfied upon close investigation that the
cause of my sickness was the diseased condi-
lion of my kidneys and liver. At this time
by accident friend, who had similar symp-
toms to mine, Informed me of the great
improvement in his health by taking Hunts
Remedy, and persuaded me to try it. l
Immediately commenced taking it, and from
the first bottle began to improve, and its
continued use affords very encouraging re-
,ults. can sleep soundly, walk better, am
free from palms, and the severe attacks of
headache from which Isufferedso much have
disappeared, and l cheerfully recommend
Hunts Remedy for all purposes for which it
Is advertised. will add in closing that my
wife has used it very successfully for pre-
venting the attacks of sick headache with
which she had been afflicted from YOUTH"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
TOpnOOdy.

While Mr.. Topnoody was taking
breakfast the other morning he re-
marked 20 his wife:
sMy dear. this is my birthday"
"Well," she answered, "it isn't your
first one, is it ?"
"No, not exactly; but l thought I'd
speak of it anyway, as reminder, if
you had anything to give me commem-
orative of the occasion"
"I might give you piece of my
mind for making me get up and'build
the kitchen fire this morning"
81 don't think want any. You've
given me as much already as you can
spare, I should think.
"Don't get excited, TopnOody. May
be you can tell me what you'd like to
have me give your"
"Well, my dear, l can easily do
that"
"You think you can, do you?"
81 know it, my dear; but l don't
know whether you'd give it to me or
not"
81 can if l want to, reckon"
al don't know about that; you never
have given it to me yet, and the
novelty of the gift, more than its in
trinsic cash value, is what prompts Inc
TO ask it,"
Don't beat around the bush, Top
moody; what is it?'
"Wel, my dear. I'd like to have you
give me a rest"
Before Topnoody could get out of
the house he was sorry he had ever
been blessed with birthday.-Mer-
chdnt-1Td0ekeT.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

A tourist leaning out of nook,
Fell on his head near a brook,
The hurt he received
st. Jacobs Oil relieved,
And he says it cured +" like book"
Great oaks from little acorns spring,
Great aches the little toe-corns bring;
But for every corn
That ever was born
St. Jacobs Oil is just the thing.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
March %. 1883.

A New DEPARTURE.-One good result of the
hard times is an article in proprietary medi-
cine which gives to every purchaser a full
equivalent for his money. The rule of this
class of medicines is from 10 to 25 doses for
81, the best only reaching 40. Messrs. Hood &
10. take a new departure, and in Hoods
Sarsaparilla they give 100 doses for 81. These
facts deserve the consideration of the sick,
Rlso the well, for they are Liable to be sick.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
Very Wei Pnt.

Why do you defer till tomorrow what we should
do to-day? Why do we neglect a cough till it
throws us into consumption, and consumption
brings us TO the graye7 DR.. VIM. Halls Balsam is
sure to cure if taken in 1t has never been
known to fail Use it thoroughly according to direc-
tons Persevere till the disease Is conquered as it
is certain to be. eyenif 1t should require dozen
bottles. There is better medicine for Pulmonary
disorders Sold everywhere.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
ApAnarr OF pork weighs 800 pounds.

DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" " per-
fectly and permanently cures those diseases
peculiar to females. 1t is tonic and nerviue
effectually allaying and curing those sicken-
ing sensations that affect the stomach and
heat through reflex action. The back ache
and dragging down" sensations all disap-
pear under the strengthening effects of this
great restorative By druggists
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Taught their daughters that "a stitch In time
saves nine" pill in time saves not only
nine, but ofttimes an incRlculable amount OF
suffering as we'll. An occasional dose OF DIR,
Pierce's Pellets (IAttle Sugar-Coated Pills),
10 cleanse the stomach and bowels not only
prevents diseases but often breaks up sudden
attacks when taken in time. By druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
Testing n witness.

A lawyer had seen the story of the,
witness who was confident of his
accurate notion of time, and was re-
quested to give his ideas of two
minutes. A watch was held, and at
the end of twenty seconds he declared
that two minutes had elapsed.
The lawyer resolved to try the eX-
pertinent on sailor in the hospital,
whose deposition he was taking in
regard TO a collision, and the time
which had elapsed after the vessel
left the wharf. The sailor answered,
"about ten minutes"
"Man.' said the lawyer, show long
do you think ten minutes to be?'
ABOUT ten minutes"
Out came the lawyers watch, as he
said: "I'll tell you when to begin and
you tell me when the ten minutes are
up"
"Aye, aye, sir" said the sailor.
The lawyer stood with his back to a
mantel on which little clock was
facing the sailor.
After three minutes the lawyer eX-
claimed, "See here, are you going to
keep up here all day?"
No answer.
The hand of the clock was on the
exact notch of ten minutes as the
sailor said, carelessly: "Guess the time
mus be about up"
"Well," said the lawyer, "of all
men, dying or alive, that ever saw
you can measure time the best"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
SLOW rivers fow five miles per hour.

Health first, riches afterward. All forms
CT heart disease, including palpitation,
rheumatism, spasms, bony formation, en-
largement valyu!ar derangemen,s, acute
pains in left breast, ETC., yield to the use of
DIR. Graves Heart Regulator. 81 per bottle
at druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Is one Of the best Iiniments put up. II is a real
pain killer and destroys pain, whether internal or
externall whenever used. II has been a standard
remedy for the past thirty or forty years
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

A shopkeeper having had stormy
discussion with his better-half, put
the shutters up and affixed the follow
ing notice: "Closed during alterca-
tiOns."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

mn SHEETS fine writing paper. I blotter. with
AHh calendar, BY mail for 25c. Agents Wanted.
wv EooaoAY PAMrAa CO., NewbuIyport. Mass,
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A HAND q orsa nensnrel is fonr inches.

For weak lungs, splitting of blood, weak
stomach, niQht-sweats, and the early stages OF
consumption, Golden Medical Discovery"
is specific. BY druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

GnBtrine.
A lady says: "When l feel at all distressed
after eating, a tablespoonful of GAsTRINE
gives me almost instant relief" Druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

"ROugh on Corns.o
Ask for Wells "Rough ON Corns." 15c. Quick
yrelief; complete cure. Corns, warts, bunions.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
GOLD and SILVER PAINT.

Bronze Paint. Artists Black.
For gliding Fancy Baskets, Frames, Lamps
Chandeliers, and for all kinds Of ornamental work
Equal to any OF the high priced kinds and only
1octs. package, at the druggists, or postsaidfr
WELLS, RICHARDSON Il co., BREltagt00sT@ "
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Liver disease, headache and constipation,
caused 10y bad digestion, quickly cured by
Browns Iron Bitters,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

How can you remain sufferer from dys,
pepsia when worse cases than yours are being
CURED by Hoods sarsapsrillei Try it.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
SIGNIFICANT SPRING.
dissertation upon It's advent,and
its effect upon mankind.

.,rho oroor leaf of the new come spriHg. "--.ShdE
Everybody recognizes spring when i T. once gPGn,
lis appeafanco Webster, tho worldrenownsd e1h
oosTaPhe gives gs dsnSa ay. wnon be bS Ss season y
the wear when plants begin 20 yegeate and rise tss
ye5nI g nSS MAY in The middle ATTITUDES north % the
equator Thomson, IN his o no esrs IN
describing t. and yet ethereal spring . iTeiEhted
with malaria that SpraSd over ths fsirsst por
tons Of brings deAth and disease 60 thousands
Se az S those in advanced life is regarded
with little less sne pSPp,e sdn. fro
"What will cure III"
KIpNFY.WoRr AS A SPRING MEDICINE.
When you begin to lose appetite hesd,sehe
night IN restless dreams wake IN the morning WIN
a9u % vonr woTS heavy in body and oppressed in mind :
have fit Of the blues your urine ge,s seeny or
indigestion have pAsty, saliow face. dull eyes, snda
botched skin ons or az q msS o Goon yar snrsraa
torpid or perhaps diseased. Abottle OF hNdney-Mors
s under such circumstances, apreeess doom 70 nneh
nTe assertions of propretors have come to
condition OF popular skepticsm is in the main, TO be
found in the fact that eharatansm covers our broad
land. Merorous articles are TOO frequently iound In
The prpSretors of Kidneywort always prove all sty
touching the merits OF their preparations:
When We AFFIRM thereioIe, tnat hiSnsy @ W mort Is q
in this article the proof. too, belongs to and shall
follow this statement
PHYsIcrAN's EXPERIENCE.
Dr. r. X Clark, n regular physician Of extensive
pracce In Grand Isle County, and worthy deacon OK
the Congregational Church at South Hero, VI, has
nsed X Wort several years in his practice, and
before the present propneors purchased an interest n
n he mad given his unbiased opinion in its favor. This
onnion hss not Changed ''I has done better than any
oIer remedy haJe sver used says the Doetorj and
further on ne writes: 81 do not recolect instance
where IN patient to whom have given II has failed 20
receive benefit from its use and in some severe cases
most decidedly Fon These strong words. They ara
from represe native conscientious ever approachAbo
public citizen, however and-better st-they are true
bear all the cnCumiufna lAVlshe0 upon
il by its friends and their name is legion Im seeas
Inv Kidney.W all the time, writes Mr. j. X. kauh.
man OF Lancaster Pa. We will supplement this by
asserting as a matter of fact and one capable Of
demonstration that all honcsf patrons V hit TeHedy s
Us friends and adj Orutes
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

1t Stands TO Reason
That an oil devoid of all Irritating properties,
that never becomes rancid, should make an
excellent Hair Dressing. Such is Oarboline.'
Made from pure petroleum; all druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
An acre contains 4, $40 square yards.

LEWIS, Iowa.-Dr. M. ]. Davis says:
"Brown's Iron Bitters give the best of salts
faction to those who use it."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Chrolithion collars are made in different
styles, both standing and turn down. The
cutfs are reversible.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Catnrrh Ofthe Bladder.
Singing irritation, Inflammation, Kidney,
Urinary complaints, cured by Buchupaiba. 81.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
A BARREL of flour weighs 196rounds.

GARFIELD, Iowa.-Dr. A. T. Henak says;
"Once using Browns Iron Bitters proves its
superiority over all other tonicpreparations.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

PUREsT AND BEST ooD-LIvER OIL, from selected
ivers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard Il
who have once taken 1t prefer it to all others.
Physicians declare it superior to all other oils.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
CasWell, Hazard & Co. New York
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Messga Editors -
The above IL good likeness OF Mrs Lydia n PinN
ham Of rvnn. Mass vino above all other human beings
may be truthfully called the "pear Friend OF Wom.nF
as some OF her correspondents love- call her. sAA
Is Eealousy devoted to her work. which u the outcome
OF q Ife-study, and IS obliged TO keep ~ lazy
assistants 70 help her answerthe large correspoencs
which daily pours IN upon her eaoh bearing its species
burden Of suffering, or JOY at release from 10 Her
Vegetable Compound Is n medicine fcr gooa ara no.
evil ,,urbosos / have personally investigated u end
am satisfied Of The truth Of this
On account Of its proven merits 10 ~ reconifneaoe&
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

Tint Husband Of Mine
is three times the man he was before using
Wells Health Remover. 81. Druggists
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FIVE REASONS

WALKING made easy with Lyons Heel Stiff
eners; they keep your boots and shoes straight.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08

A FIRKN of butter weighs fifty-six pounds.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1883-08-08
A SQUARE mile contains GAO acres.
Walk More and Sleep SOundly.

Mr.. JOHN w. CoLE, Principal of the Gale
School, Troy, N. Y, writes us;
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EI1g;g !, j! / I: ! /

A gents WRnled for the Best and FAstestselllns
N Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced 33 psI
nanL- NATIONAL PuBIIsHINa 90. Phlladelphia. Pa.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-01-25
GRACEFULLY DONE.

When Louis Napoleon was in the
height of his glory as Emperor o.
France, the city of Marscilles pre-
sented to him plot Of ground, at the
time valued at 100000 francs. The
Emperor built a palace on the ground
at an additional expense of 100000
francs. After his death the municipal-
ity brought an action to dispossess
Eugene of this property, but was
nonsuited. 1t appealed TIE case to
the higher tribunal at AK, and was
again defeated. Having clearly es-
tablished her title to the property,
Eugene, with mar animtv truly
admirable, has decided it back to the
city of Marseilles. In this act She
not only restores the original gift, but
includes with it the palace, upon
which the municipality has no shadow
of claim. The present value of this
property is estimated at 100000
francs.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-01-25
A GOOD BILL.

"A. f. Montandon, an attorncy-at-
law OF this city, has drawn up bill
designed to allow defendants in all
suits in Justices or Probate Courts a
greater length of time in which to
make their appearance after being
summoned, than is now allowed by
law. The reform intended to be ef-
fected by the bill is plain. At pres
ent, the notices of suits commenced.
or summonses, afford SO brief time to
defendants to appear, that in several
cases, such as absence from home,
etc., the suits are decided before the
defendant can possibly be heard
This is likely to cause great hardship
and even serious loss, and the law
should be amended as proposed.