Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-11-08
HERE And THERE.
All used np-Churoh spires.

expensive watches never know what
time to go home.-Jeoeisr's Record.
An Illinois philsnthropist has willed
his corpse to medical school. That is
dead give away.-NsU York Herald.
Nihilism is rot the worst evil of Russia.
The women are said to be addicted to
china painting.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
The Norristown Herald argu ~ that it is
not wrong to tell funny lie. True.
The thing is to do it, though.-BoIton
Post. -.-..
A Boston chess player sat patiently
bshind balky horse, I'D then calmly
observed to the animal, 'lt's your next
move"
"How to obtain the life beyond" is the
title of 50-cent book. We will tell You
for cent. BAT cucumber. - Burlington
AaWkeye.
A Bloomington, ILL.,, girl walks about
the streets with pet coon.-Erchange,
This intermingling Of races should be
stopped. -Riiade(phia Call.
A new way to serve ice cream is in the
form of 3 swan, says the New York Mail.
In this city il usually takes the form OF
swallows. Philadelphia Call
The man who eats chestnuts Ia the
dark this season will meet with good
many severe disappointments.- 81 hladd-
phia Call And will rival tLe early bird.
1t ia said that when Mary Anderson
exerts herself more than usual on the
stage little iuicles form on her forehead
in lieu of perspiration philadelphia Call.
4lNn ~ 10 IL
isn't the least likelihood that my hus-
band will discover our whereabouts.
He's New York detective "-Boston
Post.
family of Swedes in Chicago tried to
use railway torpedo for fuel. 1t is need
less to say that they have had exercise
enough to warm them up--in the Swede
by and by.--Boston Post.
Eyes," said the candidate for office 81
suppose can't sue that paper for saying
spent part of my lite iu jail. You see
WAS warden for Elk years, l can lick
the editor, though l''-Boston Fost.
"Yes, SIR" said the detective, "Ill
look up his character. BY the way: Do
you wish to ascertain that he's nice or
bad personR | always like to please
my customers. boston Post. -. -.
A Butler paper says that Butler has
the Republican party of Massachusetts by
the ears. And the Advertiser and Journal
have been all along protesting that the
guy nor has his hands full Boston Post.
An Omaha pastor says the Protestant
church embraces three times as many
women as men. That is all right, but we
! Al. i I. 1. ~
husbands know about Cincinnati
CONNIE, c,ul Gazette.
Whales milk is now recommended for
certain invslids by physicians. But
| where's the man who wants to do the Job
of milking whale 7 Being hit by the
| hard old tail of brindle cow ID bad
enough Boston Post.
The dog has queer taste in matters OF
dress He wears his pants in his mouth.
--Meciaat Traveller. Nor is he particu.
lar ah MT his own PANS either. We
have lnowu dog to wear otber peoples
| pants in has uouth.-Fhlladetphta Call.
Even multitude of fashion papers, and
diagrams enough to keep the country in
maps during 80 years. war, have failed
to decide this question How often mus
skirt be "goted" before 1t is entirely
"kilt f"-ifasburg Telegraph.
The Kankskee Qll.) Gazette says
"Miss Hinton, wdoS lady, laid an eg.
on our table measuring IL inches."
til At is the kind OF woman Mrs. Hutton il
hr husband may nave been a very hen
picked men = PHILADELPHIA Gall,
scene: a sunday school. Young lad,
| II. t.tt a
of Egypt. Y. land what became 0
the plague of loousts f' A pause The
small boy at bottom suddenly; "Please
miss, know John the Baptist ga
them" ill.,
"'wlst is your verdict p solemn
asked the clerk.' This sentence occur
il morning papers report of the resul
Of trial Now, the clerk didn't ask tn
question solemnly at all. He merel
said: "Gent'menfjury whatsyrverdctf ~
, San Francisco Post.
A German accosted broad brimme
specimen from Texas on v isconsin sire,
Sunday "Who vos you'll don't know 7
Looking the inquisitve German in th
face, lie replied: 81 am COW boy.
"Dot's good, )" replied our German FRIEND
| -pHdhc. Noo d uutg uuJ, uOus lie
= shook .-Psck's sun.
slow are you AID your wife cummii
, on ?" asked a West Point man of
eolored man. "She has run me off, bos
4 | "a to blame, boss. gave her
splendid white silk dress, and den 81
got 30 p.oud she had no nae for me. 81
lowed / az ton dark toitatch tire dres
= Hest Point (Ga.,) Enterprise.
d A succession Of direiul shrieks is heal
on the first floor. Fond mother: "Wh
4 is the matter with Billy 7" Color,
\. servant: "Plesse, Ins'am, he il cryiI
a about the jew berries, He can ha,
i any more He has had four esutt rfu
!. already Cd is de berry ones lie
t whooring about. He's all swollen up.
; A gentleman visiting school had
> book thrust into his hand for the purpo
Il of examining class. The word "i
heritance" occurring In the verse, Il
It querist Intercepted one of the youngste
j. as follows "Whst is patrimony
g "Something left by father" "Wh
20 wonld you call it If lett by motheri
l. "Matrimony"
J. In New York museum there is now
d girl whom nature has provided with fo
. legs and four arms, but nature will IL
provide her with shoes and IA BUTT
kid gloves. Young man, remember thi
Her Increased hugging facilities a
;. counterbalanced by her increased kic
, ing facilities. And don't forget tha
!. either.-NorriitowH Herald.
A The corsage of black velvet dim
D. dresses are sometimes made like peass
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