The Portland daily press., 1883-01-26
Horsford's Acid Phosphate

Horsford's Acid Phosphate
gives strength where there has been exhaus.
ton and vigor in place of impaired vitality
They were talking about the Frizzle girls
and the efforts they made to keep up with the
fashion with very little cash help from their
PARENTS "Why," said one of the gossips
Fannie Frizzle actually paints dinner-cards
for money. Isn't it awfulr-New York Mail
and Express.
The great sale OF Swedish Remedies is aston
ishing, and for enriching the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
Available Increment. Old Shoddyworth
fwho has retired from business) "What are
you a-doin' of, 'Awkins?" His head gardener
81 was thinning the grapes, sir.'' Old Shod-
dyworth- Oh, dessay. That won't do VII
me. y know. What don't eat I can sell
London Punch.
Group, Diphtheria and Whooping Cough
get prompt relief and rapid cure by the use OF
Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine remedy.
The Boston Post tells of a man who was
cured of snoring by suddenly awakening and
finding his wife trying to play yankee Doc
die" by pinching his nose. If this yarn ha6
emanated from any other source than Bestor
We should be inclined TO think it was trus.-
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Kurakof, the lung healer, and great Pine
remedy contains neither opiates nor narcotics
Free samples to actual sufferers. Guppy, Kins.
man & Alden, Portland, Me.
It takes pretty well posted author to avoid
anachronisms in story. En- the tale of GUAR
terly Meeting in the West" in the November
Lippincott, the author has his Quaker wife
Smelling green peas for dinner, in an early
summer day in June. while the green corn
pl tdes are shooting up in the fields, and at the
"a ne time puts the Quaker husband to dig
gtdg new potatoes.--Lowetl Courier.
III you don't want to freeze when it's cold;
suffer from excessive perspiration when it's
wsrm-use Browns Iron Bitters.
Once upon time tenor went to the genial
and gentle critic Darthenay, and said indig-
nantly, "Oh, come now. I say, what makes
you SO hard on fellow" $50 hard on you?''
gasped the stupefied critic "Yes," retorted
the singer. Here you write, Very few ten
ors have ever equalled him, not even Nouritt
or Duprez. Damme, sir, 1 never was
equaled by anybody.-Translated from the
French.
Why do you suffer with Back Ache, Pain in
the Chest, Rheumatism, or lameness anywhere
when Hop Plaster will surely give you relief
Druggists sell them, % cents.
An old gentleman with nose as fiery red as
comet came into Mr.. Mahlstick's studio the
other day, saying he had q fine collection of
wstercolors, mostly marine pieces, to dispose
of, and he wanted Mahlstick to come and look
at them. The artist was all the time intently
looking at his visitors nose. "Ry Jove," he
said, THAT is no watercolorp' "Young man -
solemnly replied the caller, you're right; its
distemper. "-Burlington Ha Tkeye.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is the most potent blood
purifier, and fountain of health and strength.
Be wise in time. All baneful Injections sre
promptly removed by this unequaled altera-
tive.
Etiquette, Hollis Holsworty: 'S3.-"Is Miss
Roseleaf at homer" Recently Acquired Treas
ure (who has been carefully Instructed with
regard to callers)-"Yes, but can't let We up
stairs till ye've putt y'r name in the dish. %
Harvard Lampoon.
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar cures
coughs, bronchitis and consumption.
Pixies Teothache Drops cure in one minute
Translated from the omnibus: Professor
meier, where is your manuscript" Meier
II believe you have it there in the hand"
Professor-"So? When have you it then
written?" Meier-"Sunday morning at the
breakfast or, rather, directly after" Pro-
fessor-'I see here but no work. Will you
yourself convince? The sheet is empty! Meier
-"Thunderweatheri thea have l out of mis-
take instead of in the ink-glass in the milk
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