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Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Mrs. r. F. Gleason. of Brnir"r,7. wos
in torn on Monday visiting 6. c, Neal
and wife. 49,. -: -.
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

AN persons owing ec,:unlS at the
Little Falls Meat Market nsusl sct1I;. y,
the end of.ca~h mouth rErts9 fI::jfrr -,
arrangements are made, ". are a}.lt to
carry any one thirty DAYS, bat vii, not
Wait any longer. j. r. SMITH S Co.
Instantaneous ph','' 'yrapne worked
successfully By &. G.. Neal. Babies,
r1r'nreS taken in t,.,a second OF time
:l#ny New views <:;,u be seen at the ral-
fery. Na|l sec ns: over Tu1i}e & CEuyc,,
"fs STORE. NEA1, e. Sf1Nnxs
Prot Van Camp has been ipt,own for
a few days settling; III, with HE Excelsior
cnTnrt band he left for Norris to-day
where he has & acce ,trtl position as
teacher Of the brass band 70; one Wear
During the long period Which he has
had charge of in>tr'cijng the Little Fails
han<i he has given ih. best If sat;,ft
ton, end the toys Mill employ him
again AZ soon as the present ti,,a,;yi3l
depression is ended -
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Stoves cheaper llIan ever e,
! " B..r.i's
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

SchonI conlrbf need in the FeTrill dis
|trict III El6 Dale last Week, uiitl Miss
Cora .D. Feet of RoyaIfo ION AS Il caclser
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Fsnk foekr leading citizen Of
Burnhamril1e Id county returned
from. his Eartt4n "trip oD "Wednesday
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Aa Enusnally la1gs amotaf sf husi-
ness xas transa at The Lille Ellis
|depot during &c lll,lpnth of Geptenr Is
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

The tie drivers were rather Wild Mon
day night, and created considerable
noise. =, - .
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Bird csy"s at 7. w. UERa's
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05


Mis-. Frank H;lHreth, of Minneapolis,
is town wishing her cousin, VIM l..
Dow. >'~, -
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

II ; 4G
Sal u ~, ST., Il tdrnea fran Iisslig
l<ra5rie.$e'is ionday, having completed
l,ls .es,la,alt II on the Todd county .ceul1
his use VI g. .s.. .. = ss
: y, Z, u; e. ~. . . ~
o1, 9 brewer frotn AIiiWalkee, and Will
hereafter make d Still better grade of
lager, beer I. s.ls e. 4 .3@s @ - 81 7. z:
Miss Nav s,;llwen ;xill; 1r.-.s ~, i
{ s' S'Et1'y E, ~ ~ 49, t"fsf0 tHi TIC
ll'eVKls Lake region to-day, where she
VIII spend the winter with her sister,
Mrs. Talent. ~*u T. 49, " .s2
rs,.ra 49, ~, - >. -.
u.,,. ,,,,,, ~ ,..,. 49,. -.
! ! " ~ ' y '-1'~'A $500 "tN'> ''tES "ESh3.% "A
tpwhmore such weeks would bt d bless
inssto Little Falls. '.s T. =. ~ -. ..
<.d,ha rn,rds of aa,..,;an IN ,I.. 49,.
- = >NS@t''N'tf ''fit SiSIt u
successor to Prot sSundcrlin at th.ir
smeeiing 'o-mnrri " evening. Nav W is.
dom guide their actions.
r,p CT. ca-----, --7--3.-
,,, '"a ~ -
%'''"@f ~, ~ htcliilhH C'QSc WHICH OF MS
emnl0, er's business Cn The Little Falls q,
Dakota and in his VICINITY
: Iase Excelsior sornet band will here
after n1ee: at the Temperance billiard
.,f. "> - '"'' s'sa'ps ."e
: ---I~l-, ~ ..N.. -.,. l.e- ,'e'o.
One Of Mrs. lioy's cEil.lren is quite
sick with diplstleria. A Child of r.
Bassett WAS quite sick with The disease
e..
~ " " -.... ~, y. n'' l.eS' 'c'''''etet''
i: Groceries received daily ut
Fo1sY Bros.
=. My fall stock of boots and shoes is 5ust
arriving. You can save money on
them. Come and see me.
A. TANKER.
ia afvr.,,.1 ra,,,,1.-7 r.o- N.Y..
' "'A''7'''' '''"'h'N i'tiH rs w iS-
consln visit ON Saturday, havihg had a
very pleasant trip, He "ov has his cid
Position OF day telegraph operator at the
oepot
>a'' an" se1 N'nr pictures framed at
- II l'f ~ T. ~ ft X j.I s.
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05
Little Il rs erii IT..
. LITTLE FAI4I1S, Gc'r5. 1s533,s:
LOCAL. ITEMS.

I WHEA.T----No ~ h.rl, olc;'N .
bard, p Sc; No.. l soft, sIe; No soft,
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Bears 's'em TO: have. suddenly made
themselves scarce in his neighbnrll0od.
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Neal & Simmons are tie rhoto~ranl'-
er*, and sin'1n''ns j. Neal the job print
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05

Rev, W, A. Cutler and family have
returned TO- their home in Newton, III.
Little Falls transcript., 1883-10-05
Le<.<asix I.acos Us.
Lex OK. October |, 1882.

: RigHaRD I,Hts..
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10
.AEV ORLEANS, August I, 1893.
TO THE r UBXXC !
Investigate for Yourselves!

Poatmaster~deneral Gresham having pub
lished wilful and malicious falsellood i'll re-
gard to tho character of Tho Louisiana State
Lottery Company, the following facts are given
to the public TO provo his statement. that we
are engaged i'll a fraudulent business, to be false
and untrue;
Amount Of prizes paid by The louisa State
prceent date:
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10

The dwelling of Mr.. Thomas Mitchell
Ill Sabine parish, was destroyed By fire
while he was away from home.
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powALDsoNvz11B,
House, Sign & Ornamental
.Pain.tlng
MARRIAGE GUIDE

oso Pages Illustrated in cloth and gilt bfndin 500
money sam roper covers so HIS nook
to know, largo editions 900 EACH sold every few MOS
Health Beauty. Happiness, are promotea y Its adj
necessary brought home you. Sent sealed BY Dr.,
WHITTIER, st. Louis. Mo-. tho great specialist.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE,

Sacramento, Cal, Aug. 3, 1882.
B. j. KENDALL & Co. GentsI have during
the last three years used IN my stables your lin
imant known as Kendall's SPAWN Cure with
great success, having treated spirits, spayins,
curbs and various kinds of stra irs to my entire
satisfaction. and in every instance where have
recommended it to my friends they have been
equally well satisfied. and do not hesitate to
say that Imminent | believe it has no equal
and thus believing, chcerfrlly recommend it
icne of this kind. Respectfully yours,
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Total paid by all 81, 1881, $50
For the truth of the above facts we refer the
public to the officers Oh the aboye-nained corpo-
rntions, and for our legality and standing to the
Mayor and Officers Of the City of New Orleans,
TO the State authorities of Louisiana, and also
to the U. s. Officials of Louisiana. We claim
to be legal, honest and correct III all our trans
actions, as much any business in the
country. Our standing is conceded By all who
viii investigate and our stock has for years
been sold at our Board of Brokers, and owned
by many of our best known and respected
citizens.
III. "A. EeAUisaE1N. President.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10
GENERAL OBSERVER.

Rev: w. b. Smith, Grafton, Mass. says: II
have derived benefit from using Browns Iron
Bit rs for a low state of blood"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10
Eminent St. Louis Physicians say:

;'Gol,ten's Licbi.'s Liquid Extract of
Reef and Tonic Invisorator is a very agree
able article of diet. and particularly useful
whom tonics are required, being tolerated when
other forms of animal food are rejected.
DiphMcriG, Aaue, Malaria, Typhoid FeUeys
aud erery depressing disease, its use 1riN be
attended NTH great adrantaae. We have pre-
scrlbed 1T with excellent success" j. H. Les
D.; r: A. Vaughan, NJ. D.; Drs s. l.. and j. G.
Niedolct: VIM. Porter, NJ. d., and many others
{kemember the name, GOLDEN Stake no
bthef.)
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10

Paid to Southern Express Co., New
Orleans, Z. NJ Wescoat, Manager s., 1866, 500
Paid to Louisiana National Bank, los.
= II. Qgleaby President ...:....., $4,000
Paid to Louisiana State National Bank
. S. II; Kennedy, Preslde;pt 49,. 125,10
Paid to New Orleans National Bank,
:, A. Baldwin, President. ........ $3.50
Paid to Union National Bank, s. Char
laron; Cashier; slt5o
Paid to Citizens Bank, L. L. Carrere,
= president.....; :.................:.. $1,000
Paid to Germana National Bank, jules
:, Cassard, President. 5000
Paid to Hibernia National Bank, Chas
Palfrey, Cashier, $4,000
Paid to Canal Bank, Edward Toby,
Cashier. ,.;.::.................... 1880
Paid to Mutual National Bank, Jos.
Mitchell, Cashier. Observation-Disclosures. 5000
:, Total pad as above ................ s2,2.3,S5O
Paid IN sums of under $1,000 at tho
various offices of the Company
throughout the United States go. 2,G27,t10
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1883-11-10
A LECTURE TO YOUNG MEN
On the Loss of
ll NH : gsxsl51|

A Lecture on the Nature, Treatment and
Radical cure Of Seminal Weakness. or Sperma-
torrheea, induced by self-Abuse. Involuntary
Impediments to Marriage generally; Consump-
ton. Epilepsy and Fits; Mental and Physical
Jncapacity. etc.--By ROBERT J.. CULVER
WE'LL. nj. D., author of the Green Book etc.
The world-renowned author, in this admira-
able Lecture, clearly proves from his own ez-
perience that the awful consequences of Self
Abuse may be effectually removed without
dangerous surgical operations. bougies, instru-
nents, rings coreiials; pointing out mode
of cure at once certain and eftectual, by which
may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately
and radically.
tay'-1tis lecture aviH prove q boom to thou
sands and thousands.
Sent under seal, in a plain envelope. to any
address, postpaid, receipt of six cents or two
postage stamps. Address
THE CULVERI WE'LL MEDICAL CO.,
II A,aaa street. Ne,o York, ". Y: p. O. Boz. $50.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02
amor u Quarter

Paints md Painters Material tt H. beh'
rens' fresh stock h4, iu-t been re-
Criyed. o-4i-ic.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02
piles

Piles are frequently preceded by II
sense pf weight 90 the back, lui and
lower part of the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose br lu- some affection
of the kiducy- or urighburiug organs.
At times, symptoms ut indigestion are
present, as latuIeucy, uueasiness of the
stomach etc. 4 moi-turc-hke pcrspirn
ton, producing very dlsHgrrcab e
itching particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed, is very common at
teudaut Blind Bleeding d Il Itching
Piles yield at once To the application Of
DR.. Bo,mukos Pile Remedy which acts
directly upon the parts affected, absorb
ing the lumprs, alluyiug the intense
itching and affecting "a ornament cure,
whcr' the other remedies have failed.
DO not delay uuul tia drain on the sy4-
tenn produces permanent disability, bat
try it and be cured. Price 80 cents.
Sent prepaid on receipt of price. Ad-
dress, The Dr. Bosaukp Medicine Co.,
Piqua,O Ohio. Suldby Curtrr& Williamson
and j. ID. Cornish, druggists, Waco,
Texas. -O3lldwtf.
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-, W, 7 VI NNTTN
Waco, August ~, i2w

=, Dansiger Vegetable Fever and Agu,
Powders are sure and sat. ruprt.f rail-
mh!arlal fever, Dyspepsia bilious com
palhts. These powders have been
thoroughly tested, having been selling uu
their merits Tor the past thirty ycIis prtn-
ciplIy IN the eastern state, and in the
west indies. See testimonials. which can
De had on application. Price ~ per box.
Can Toe sent by mail. For sale 10y Castles
Morrison ~ Co, Waco, agents, Tor cen.
trial lcXns.-OlOidly.
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LAWYERS.

Ann. ANDERSON no =, FhlhI
A NpEH-DN g FLINT
ATTOES ENS At LAW,
Waco. Texas
Practice boo tue Federal and superior cOurts
4f the .tltr...ltl boo tue District courts ~ Mc
Lehman. failt and nan counties.
OETfcY- Fourth street, south Of hhect
Hr .NuIp. store. .u-lF
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
In Furniture, Carpets and Cruckery for
the Next 10 Days

We have arranged to- occupy. about
the lat OF October, the two elegant two
story buildings nov being G instructed
10y Messrs Coke and Htaruc, ON the
corner Of flfth street aud Austin avenue.
And IN order that we may make room
Tor our IA ! stock, an especially to avoid
the trouble aud expense " moving As
much rs possible, we now offer % the
trade rare inducemcn s IA our entire
STOCK OF furniture, carpet, rrockrry,
lamps, etc, for cash, and we can CON
sylentlously say We have as good II not
me best assorted stock of goods to he
ion IN central Texas. Buy now and
save money.
Yours very respectfully.
W. T.. MRrIN ~ BIO.
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FOR SALE.

No 23-Ihrcc acres jest beyond the
| Burncy place, beautiful building
sue, tor Hhl' cheap.
No: l--lsoo acres OF land One of
/ the finest iaruS m MrL"unAn county,
all under renee ooo acres in ruInNh-
ton; ZOO acres III pasture; u miles
from waco
NJ" d 90" h'reN 'Nnu' h''Nl'N uHl-
orrtu' IN loUlhh'hr county.
No. LOU acres sgud farming
laIl Wlihlh hall IhIi' "I M''IrEpr-
NO o-ool acres GOOD lar'"'ns Iahd
/ ON me Nth MrlthhAh survey ih rails
county.
| NO - 'ou hrre-' a nrhu'IluI Rfu,
! me p'"'n orcHhr", wen improved,
'VV acres III cu''lN3,lon' seven miles
rom waco near hiclrN station, ON
IcAas ana st. Lnul7 ra'Irmd.
No 9-flNe Iots ON North FliIh
| street.
NO Io-flN' acres Iaud ON North
9IAth s'rttl, ""Ju'h'''s refer M'' '''-
'"W 'r7'"e"'v 'pl
o., NO. Ia "eS1r"ule T'-''''''r IA
'oUfln street, lhret doors ron cor
hcr Oh MAJ lour r"oU'7' WIN AN ih'
modern conVrhleuccs.
NO. H. lpVO hhc MeIlho ewes "c-
rhmhlrl. ..
NO. 10 ~" nh' Nrr'"" ewes ''
''l""','
No. IA small ho"eo and l'l ON
hIrd street opposite Vol. H. d. l'ar-
ROW residence
IA very "'~T'hl' hr',N ''-lirh''
on rT"l'N'ln H,''''' "'", '.''' 49,
s'N I"''',7' "u' ',"us'Is' N''.'''", T'''I
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Now is your time, farmer 'uend-, to
buy. Tucker & WilI- Is no" pace
Their stock OF ready miNel ps0nis, nl-
aud yaTnishes are full aud complpie.-'lh'
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02
Perfect Emulsion

The only pure and perfect castor oil
emulsion to lie found IN town. In this
preuaratlor the taste Of oil is thor ughly
disguised, making 1t pa atable ana pleas
ant Prepared only at CHrtrrS William.
sons drug ore, No 81 Austin street
O7O3u
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

EruptlOus. sores, pimpIe7' rheumhtlsiH
are but indicators OF impure ID. 90,
Acker- Blood Ellxrl7 the RENE w. S91,olu
10y Castles, Morrison Co., waco lee
aa. -NllGlwly-l
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

II you want first ASS custom madc
shoe for either ladies, misses, children
or gents don't fail to see those best goods
at I. Il. Jordan's. All goods guaranteed
as represented. None better made.
4 10 ~
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

,-An-oli and obseryant lnhabtant, who
! Jus hotei such matter, in Texas for more
mlu lHl'll year, gives us the cnnsoling
."' AA.lon That there will be no ram her,
U.'o., October. lie SAYS thai when the,,
W ,i. 'et in they last geDerull, about
W wue y days according TO his observations
5 "g "o not feel inclined to doubt hi, pre-
moi,heI ''' wa ~ w
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

gr,I-- .Gea' many people feel themselves
Vr,,l hlilng. They don't know just
c,mI.', ire matter, but they ,utl,r from "a
,..','. ,,''.'n of lndrscribab'e aches and
war; M,en each month seem to grow
wu, he only sure remedy known that
pfr,ol, 'htrra't this lie, ling and restore
'''''y' health is Browns Iron Bitt,rs.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

A thorough course of Acker's blood
Elixir will remove all tulnt from the
bloc 4. 1t cures scrufula, ulcers, hllls
and plmples. Sold 10y Castles, Morrison
N Co, druggists, Waco, Texas -
-lgdSwly-2
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Are Won miserable through lndlges-
tiou. sour stomu b, or constipation,
Acker. Dyspepsia Tablets We gur'egtee
,,iII rsliey,. Won sod by Ca-t's-, Nor
rlsou & Co.. Waco, Texas, VI lbdwlY-l
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

For fine pictures, any size, or am old
picture renewed on enlarged call at
Jacksuu's photograph gale lcs, ~, and
52la Austin street. Jack ON Us doing
some Of the finest work ia the state
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Or. !. l., Myers, Fairfield, H., say:
"BrOvn's Iron Bittrrs Is the best iron pr
pnration naye ever known in my Thirty
years oil practice 2JIwlw.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

One Of the finest an most extensive
varieties Of la 20 curtains ever shown m
Waco will be exhibited this week at B.
II ,ber's. Come aud look at them -
S-2Gtc
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02
Velvet. pIu.n AN, E,i,

The most select stock at frames ever
brought to the city just received Mt the
Academy Of Art. Can and see TIA m
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

At Pacific Shaving Puror, under Pa.
ciiic ho el. Single baths DE, five ticket
for 81. Hot and cold shower and sham
ZOO bnths. PEoF. l.. b. ASsoN, Prop.
-OTUltf
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Mrs, NJ. J. Aston, LittIrtou, y C.,
says: 81 recommend Browns Iron BIT
ters to the nervous aud debllitHtcd. II
greatly benefited me"
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

a Rare Ola wine.

The champion of the world for many
Xcelleut and health giving qualities. r.
g1Qtu
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

We are still making reductions ON an
summer goods, in orc. 10 make rfom
Tor oar tall stock, that Is now rolling In
on ever tram, Levine Is o. 20
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Mr.. NJ. A. Hancock, Ennis, Texas says
Browns Iron Bitter- 10 the best medl
cine ever used in my family for head
ache Slj-lW
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02
EurcknCorn Cure

No cure, no pay. ppwrrI and tor
ulr bv CARTER a WILLIAMSON
O7.U3-tf 81 Austin Ave. uc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

At j. Habers yuu can see every imag-
Unable st,le Of hosiery, at prices that
will surprise you. We show our good
willingly S-29tc
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Clears out rat, mice, roucnu-, flies ants
bad-bug-, skunks, chipmunk-, gppheis
Il ceuls Drugglsts.-2
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

woOten mineral water fresh on nap,
every dry, ~ Fucker u Wi.ls. - cents
per gallon. Cistern water iced, Tree to
all orb,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

VIII sell for the present pure rrticlc
of clRret 3 p gallon. Just received.
-Oj29tc /. A. GulusIEIs.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

Sixty cigarette, Of any grad. on
brand, at Herz's. - - VI
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Rl,NION Al.

hE -BuENt hN~ removed hl- oncs 60 She
4 lH-.. building. opposite The Pacific
u .t"l south Fourth street Telephone at rr-
. f.Hyr. ..s L... n,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

81. lag ight between 10 and II O'Clock.
anuuil Mauldcn was driving along
hi. rect north OF Barro : branch in
Nh, r'.N' he was halted 10y Bud Franks, a
b1n. man. who Ina, figured conspicuuusly
,i..,.'. '''' waco public rs would be-
.elIl,v-i 'uo on prevluu, occasions He PIE
HIN, ~''' Jus pistol at Maulden and made
rc '"oIu up After inspecting
tbr,. "'N he fired OIL his pisto,
nnr,. ~. lour times and rapidly disap
.e.r'i vi me darkness. The police made
b.r, ',. LOT MN, bur up to midnight had
F-.,nt" .''''' 10 discover his Whereabouts,
her, W., az one tine on the police force
aaU .I my wa. dismissed Tor getting drunk
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1883-09-02

You car get sixty cigarettes FOR p
cents, at Hers. -0-@' u
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25.CENT COLUMN.
Advertisements will be insertci in this col.
uWu at the following
DENTISTRY

hE. GRO = MASS. Dentist. tj Austin ave-
, .W,r tItst elias work at reasonable
d" ...- ~p'uiAi attention given to the treat
H.". of th, natural teeth .Dlbu
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-05-10
Questions and Answers About a Reporter

"Who is that angry looking NAM"
THAT. my son, is Reporter"
do Reporters always look Mad?'
mot always
"What Ais that ope?"
HE has been to Church Supper"
Wasn't he invited?'
ooh, yes. Five of the prettiest Girls
in the parish Urged him t. 60
II should Think he would have liked
That"
"He did. And each of these girls
wanted him to give my Table special
mention"
Ibid he get any Supper"
"Of course he Did. He bought n FIVE
cent Sandwich for Quarter and ate it
after the rest had got through"
"Where is he going now?'
HE is going to the Office to write that
the parish church supper last night was
a most agreeable success. The lovely
Faces of the Maide1s in atten lance on
the Table were only rivalled by the
Charming liberality with which they
Dispensed the finest Of Viands."
Are Reporters ever Sarcastic?'
mo, my son, never"
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1883-05-10
A RectOr's Dangerous Mistake.

The rector of st. Georges church,
Southwark, England, recently fell into
laughable blunder. A lady who was q
deaf mute, and a gentleman who was a
foreigner and unable to speak English,
came to him for the purpose of being
married. The clergyman, after much
difficulty, made out the object of their
visit. a. he supposed, and appointed
day for the perfoI nance of the ceremony
in church. He, in fact, understood
that they wished to be baptized, and on
the day set had provided the requisite
number of godfathers and godmothers
to answer fer them. The regular hap.
tismai service was used over them
they were asked if they renounced the
devil and all his works, and duly
signed with the sign of the cross.
Though the service was not such as
they expected, they supposed it was
the newest way of solemnizing matri-
mony. and departed, imagining them
selves man and wife. The next day the
rector received from them pack age
containing q piece of the wedding cake,
and little note Of thanks from the
couple. Mortified at the discovery Of
the mistake, the clergyman rushed to
the hotel where they were staying, ex.
planned the matter as best he could +,
and hurried them back to the church,
when they were married this time in
due and ancient form.-San Francisco
ArCOnaut