The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-12-28
Taking All the Christmas Fun Out of His
Wife.

1t was coolly planned and deliberate
ly executed i'm cold Llood. They sat by
the fire, and rs he perused his paper
she was busy with thoughts of Christ
mas. BY and by he walked up and ask
ed
did any parcels for me come up
to-dayp"
mo, dear" she replied, as her face
grew white as snow. ''Have you been
buying anything?'
mo, nothing much. happened in
at Blank this afternoon, and, as he
was selling out his slippers at cost, !
bought me three pairs. Guess I'll be
fixed for the next ten years 10 come"
Observation-Disclosures" she gasp
ed as she pressed her hands upon her
heart.
eyes, and Dash came to the door as
/ was going past, and asked me in to
look at his stock of dressing-gowns."
"And-and-"
"And l bought me couple. Rather
handy garments you know, and these
are something extra nice"
''Do you mean to tell me that you
went and"
"Why, dear, how you tremble," he
interrupted. "Yes, / bought two of
'em, and when Dash happened to men,
ton that ought to have smoking
cap, some new shirts and smoking
set and cane, l told him to 60 ahead
and send 'em up. I'll order new silk
hat, wristlets, gloves, sleeve-buttons
and neckties tomorrow, and then l
Iaa II
kiss your dear old hubby"
But she didn't. She rose up and
clawed and gasped and rushed out of
the room with fearful eyes and clench-
ed teeth. All her Christmas surprise
was handicapped. Detroit Post.
AS the doctor turned sadly away
from the patient whom he found u.s.
ing DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, he said
cit beats me every time"
Standard time at Fort Mackinac,
Mackinac Island.
Butler, N. Y, April II, 1882
Rheumatic Syrup Co.:
Gentiemen:-I wish to acknowl.
edge the great benefit | received from
he use of your Rheumatic Syrup. ]
was sick for some time and under the
doctors care, with what he called the
liver complaint and rheumatism in
my back and shoulders. Could find
nothing to relieve me until | com
menced taking Rheumatic Syrup Az
ter taking one bottle l could feel a
decided improvement. | continued its
use short time and it cured NE. |
most Cheerfuliy recommend it to any
afflicted in like manner.
Mrs. w. II. Roe.
Nine Bay City damsels have organ
lied 4 band.
What One Dose Did.
S. S. Graves, Of Akron, n. Y, had
Asthma of the worst kind. Took one
dose of Thomas Eclectric Oil and
was relieved in five minutes. lie
adds: "Would walk ten miles for this
medicine and pay SO bottle for it.
1t cured my wife of Rheumatism like
magic.
St. Joseph band now numbers IS
members.
A Bad Breath.
Is insufferable. We don't like it. A
person with strong breath must not
make himself very familiar with us.
An impure breath IS caused by an un-
healthy stomach. Burdock Blood
Btters will correct this evil. They
are the best stomach medicine known
New drug store for Romeo.
Saved the Baby.
"Ny baby, aged fifteen months, was
attacked with Group, but was cured
with two doses of Thomas Electric
Oil; have used this medicine for the
older children. Have the greatest
faith in it." Mrs. Daniel Mann,
sal Seventh ST., Buffalo, N. Y.
A man was brutally pounded in a
Cadillac saloon on the roth inst, be.
cause he could not pay forty cents
he owed for liquor. AT latest dates
it was thought he could not recover
How to Secure Health.
1t seems strange that any one will
suffer from the many arrangements
brought on by an impure condition OF
the blood when Scovill's Sarsaparilla
and Stillingia, or Blood and Liver
Syrup will restore perfect health to
the physical organization. 1t is, in.
deed, strengthening syrup, pleasant
to take, and has often proven itself 10
be the best Blood purifier ever dis
covered effectually curing Scrofula,
Syphilitic disorders. Weakness of the
Kidneys, Erysipelas, Malaria, all ner.
vous disorders and Debility, Bilious
Complaints and all diseases indicating
an impure condition of the Blood,
Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, etc. 1t
corrects indigestion. A single bot.
tie will prove to you its merits as a
health remover, for it acts like a
charm. especially when the comDlaini