Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-03-14

after sickness? To be well man, to feel pure
blood coursing through your veins. to know
! that lungs, liver, kidneys, and all the Grand
| Machinery. Does it's duty perfectly In ones
| body; to carry healths rudy mark on the
! cheeks. All, this is Good Most Decidedly.
| This was our hero's case, and thousands can
tell the same story. The good angel has come
to them They have seen the letters CLEAN
Most Distinctly before their eyes. and Going
Most Definitely to work in pursuing the in
structlons given, they have recovered that
great blesslDg-Health. G. NJ. d. has been TO
them channel of good Good Mysteriously
done, and they have bid their sick friends do
what all the sick should do, namely, put them
selves IN communication with the W. d. NJ. A.,
Which Done Most Assuredly will put EN- in
the Way Desired Most Anxiousy.
Alas, that human nature is so slow to be-
lieve-alas, that men and women are bowed
down with the burden of complaints, of which
they might be rid,-consumption, bronchitis,
dyspepsia, heart disease, kidney disease, mall
arial complaints, scrofulous diseases, skin dis
eases, tumors, ulcers, and many more. 1t
would seem as though some i'll deity had given
every letter of the alphabet as many diseases
as it could possibly desire, thus forming an
alphabet of sorrow, suffering, and woe. Happy
they who the Great Mystery Discerning, have
escaped the clutches of sad diseases.
Looking back upon his past experience, Mr..
Jones feels Grateful Most Decidedly, and con-
tinues telling the old story of his Sickness his
vision, and his restoration to health; for all the
sick are not well yet. But he has had the
pleasure OF seeing, as he says, Good MiraCu- |
lousy Done to hundreds upon his personal
recommendation.
Dear reader, bear with us awhile if light has
not yet dawned on your mind. The mystery
will soon be revealed. If the key be not on
your right hand it is at least On your left, in |
letters clear as daylight. Good Many De-
lighted have discovered it and opened the por-
tai to long life and useful one,
Initials of words that stand for all that is sor
rowful and sad, letters, the self same letters,
are often initials of words that breathe Of hope
and benediction.
Search but awhile and you will find the boon,
the blessing and the benefit. The mystery of
the three P's, of the L. p, of the G.. M. D.,
and of the w. d. NJ. A., Will Dawn Most Au-
spiciously upon you.
Columbus discovered America and won high
honor and immortal fame, and they who have
learned the secrets of the wonder before your
eyes, good reader, Give Most Delightful testi-
monials of their gratitude.
OF all sad words of tongue and pen, the sad
dest are these-it might have been-Bo sayeth
the poet. When we think of the myraids that
might have been saved from untimely graves
had they seen Mr.. Jones' vision and sought his
way to health, we feel sad. Yet we cannot but
rejoice al the Great Many Delivered from
deaths door by G. M. D., and that Pains Posi-
tive Persecution has been escaped again and
again by p. p. z.
Virtues unnumbered serve to make G.. M. D.
the Greatest Mercy Deigned by fayoring
proYidences for the relief of sufferers. and its
discoverer feels p. 2. P.-Perfectly Pardonable
Pride in telling of the Growing Multitude De-
ivered from the Grasp Most Dreadful of
Greedy Mournful Death.
Every sick person is interested in the theme
before us, and every well person, too, for who
does not know some one who is sick and needs,
therefore, the good news of health that Is
Given Many Daily.
Reader, mystlfied reader, we will detain you
no longer. Perhaps you have Guessed Most
Deity the hidden meaning. P 2, p, you
know, stands for Pleasant Purgatiye Pellets,
curing constipation, torpidity of the liver, head
ache, and mauy other complaints. L. P, of
course, is DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescription,
that has proved such z, f., Prime FaYorite
and Precious Friend to ladies; safe easy to
take, working like charm-curing the peculiar
weaknesses incident to their sex. The letters
w. d. Nj. A. stand for the Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, at Buffalo, n. Y, with its
imposing structures, its army of medical men,
specialists all of them, and It's president, DR..
r. V. Pierce (the largest and central 2 of Mr..
Jones second vision, all at the service of the
sick and suffering, everywhere; while O.. NJ. ID,
is-well read the initials of the paragraphs of
this article and you will see that G.. NJ. d. is
Golden Medical Discovery, the boon of the
diseased. This wonderful medicine cures all
humors, from the worst scrofula to common
blotch, plmple or eruption. Erysipelas, salt
rheum, fever sores, scaly or rough skin, IN
short. all diseases caused by bad blood, are
conquered by this powerful, purifying and in
MIGRATING medicine. Great eating ulcers rap
idly heal under its benign influences. Espe-
cially has it manifested its potency in curing
letter, bois, carbuncles, scrofulous sores and
swellings, white swellings, goItre or thick neck
enlarged glands. Consumption, which is
scrofulous disease of the lungs, is promptly
and positively arrested and cured by this SOW
ereign and God-given remedy, If taken before
the last stages are reached. For weak lungs,
splitting Of blood, consumptive night-sweats,
and kindred affections, it is sovereign rene
dy. For indiges ton, dyspepsia and torpid
liver, or fbiliousness," Golden Medical Dis
coyery has no equal, as it effects perfect and
radical cures.
You will do well if afflicted with any chronic
disease to write to the association for advice,
describing your malady as well as you can.
Many cases are successfully treated through
correspondence and no fees are charged for
consultation. For one dollar and half you
can secure copy Of the ''People's Common
Sense Medical Adviser" sent postpaid to your
address. Itsepurchase will repay you. In this
is Given More Desirable information than you
can find in any other work of a similar nature.
Have Got the Duke.