The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1883-06-21
THE EXTURSIOV.

Brother A. p. Miller, of the Wor.
Ellington ADVANCE, took in the Sun.
day excursion, and we were pleased to
compare notes with him for an hour or
so.-Spirit Lake Beacon.
The excursion from Worthington last
Sunday was a pretty numerous affair.
train which arrived at the depot about
1890. Two hours were devoted to in
spection of Hotel Orleans, boating, pro.
menading, etc. ut the isthmus. the
company returning to town for dinner.
4 good share Of the visitors went to
Okobeji on the steamer Alpha in the
afternoon. The train started for Wor-
Ellington about six O'Clock, and the ex-
cursionists evidently embarked with
the idea that the day had been pleasant
ly spent.-Beacon.
A party of 50 or 60 came down from
Worthington, by special train, last Sum
day and enjoyed the day about our
beautiful lakes. Among the party we
noticed tile editor of the ADVANCE,
Mr.. Miller.-Spirit Lake Journal.
Yes, and we looked around for Bro.
Eastwood and didn't find him. But
there will be another one soon and we
hope to find him then.
US BIG CITIES
What opiate has been administered
to Sioux City that she is so drowsy and
sleepy this year? She hasn't got life
enough even to get up Il Fourth of July
celebration.-Sioux City Journal.
Same here at Worthington. But the
Journal should remember that this is
All off year." Cities don't celebrate
much this year while little towns do
Have to give the small places a chance
you Know Wortlington ADVANCE.
That settles the matter. Window $
people are going down to Heron Lake
to celebrate; or We'll make up a jovial
little party and find enjoyment aad re-
creation along the shady banks of the
beautiful Willow or Timber Lakes. trv-
ing to allure the darting Pickerel or the
sluggish BuliIlead from his native ele-
ment with painted hook or the temp
ting frog, meanwhile INDUCING in lem
Onade, cigars, and Social converse. No.
we don't want a celebration this year.
But, show we zig apples !''-Win-
dom Reporter.
UNCLE S-ilrS AND PATENT RIGHTS
Last week several INSCRIPTIONS Phil
| aaelphians attempted to sell on our
streets some Cough Candy on which
they had willfully neglected to put the
y. S. Revenue Stamps OF course,
Uncle Sam speedily fined them and con
tiscatcd their stock. Yes; erday an
ether chap thought to fill his pockets
with sundry change by trading on the
widespread and well-known reputation
of Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup. Armed
with 4 goodly supply ef lis choicest
''Honeyed Herb Droi's," claiming them
to be ''prepared by DR.. Bulls original
recipe" he takes his stand on one OF
the theroughfarcs Of our city. reason
ing in this way: DR.. Bulls Cough Sy
rup sells always, everywhere, and to eve
rybody; ergo; these ''Honeyed Herb
Drops,' made from the recipe of DR..
Bull, will roll me up such nice little
fortune that-this illusory day.dream
is suddenly ended hy the appearance
on the scenes of representatives Of the
genuine Or. Bulls Cough Syrup
Whereupou the fellow is compelled to
beat sudden retreat and to leave his
spurious goods on the felG. Moral
INSCRIPTIONS dealers, and vendors OF
fraudulent imitation, will find it quite
as dangerous to infringe the Patent
Rights of Bulls Cough Syrup. rs to
break the Revenue Laws of Uncle Sam.
-3altim0rp Md SIM