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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Hints to Gentlemen.

Don't be untidy in anything. Neat
ness is one of the most important of the
minor morals.
Don't wear apparel with decided
colors or with pronounced patterns.
Don't-we address here the male reader,
for whom this brochure is mainly de-
signed-wear anything that is pretty.
What have men to do with pretty things
Select quiet colors and unobtrusive pat
terms, and adopt no style of cutting that
belittles the figure. It is right
enough that mems apparel should be be-
coming, that it should never be orna-
mental, fanciful, grotesque, odd, cap
ricious nor pretty.
Don't wear evening dress in the morn
ing, or on any occasion before 6 o'clock
dinner. Don't wear black broadcloth
in the morning, or, at least; don't wear
ing dress.
Don't wear your hat cooked over your
eye nor thrust back upon your head.
One method is rowdyish the other rustic.
Don't wear trinkets, shirt-pins, finger.
rings, or anything that is solely orna-
mental, One may wear shirt-studs, q
scarf-pin, a watch-chain and seal, be-
cause these articles are useful; but the
palmer they are the better.
Don't clean your ears, or your nose,
or trim and clean your finger. nails in
public. Cleanliness and neatness in all
things pertaining to the person are in
dispensable, but toilet offices are pro-
per in the privacy of ones apartment
only.
Don't chew or nurse your toothpick
in publio-or anywhere else.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Singular Accident at a Bridge.
[Easton Special to New Yorl


A singular accident occurred here yes
terday morning. The work of placing
new ties and rails on the Lehigh Valley
railway bridge across the Delaware has
been going on for some time, and was
continued yesterday morning at the two
spans on the Jersey side. About $40
o'clock the heavy Empire freight for
Jersey City was due, and telephone
message was sent to the Pennsylvania
side to have her switched on to the
other side at the cut. 1t was assumed
that this would be properly attended to;
but it was not. Along came the train.
1t was long one and pusher was ut
the end. The train was long enough to
reach over the bridge and around the
curve out ofsight Of the drawing engine.
When the danger was seen the engineer
OF the front engine, six-wheeied, con-
Meeting, heavy CLARK locomotive, whist
tied down brakes and reversed his en-
gine.
But still he went ahead. There was
the river below, it seemed inevitable
that the locomotive must go over. The
engineer and fireman jumped, and the
engine ran off the end of the rail, broke
through the timbers of the brid GO and
turned over at an angle of forty-five de-
grees, the guides and main-pin catching
in the girder, while the cowcatcher
lodged on little truck loaded with ties,
jamming them against the next pier.
and there hangs the locomotive, firm
and immovable. Sunday and all day
to-day great force of workmen has
been trying to get the big engine out of
the fix; but she weighs forty tons with
out the tank, and there is no chance to
use jacks and there is no means of get
ting fulcrum for leverage.
This afternoon she still hangs sus-
pended over the river, and great crowds
are watching the workmen, who are,
undtr the directions of prominent
officials, endeavoring to solve the pro-
blem involved in her release. The
usual traffic of the road goes on to-day
uninterruptedly, trains running round
the neck on spur OF the bridge,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
The Festiye Drummers.

1t was cruel job that several men,
bers OF the fraternity of commercial mis-
slonaries, commonly called drummers.
! put up on brother exhorter. He had
been sent south for three months. and
therefore, missed his usual trip up north.
and the boys got notice of his death
inserted in paper and sent it to all His
customers. Then they spread the re-
port that his ghost continued to travel
the route he did in the flesh, and had
called upon several old customers,
There's good deal of superstition left
among the county merchants yet, and
the report made some of them nervous.
Of course Nickerson, the missionary.
had heard nothing of this. It was about
dusk of one of the damp, gloomy, driz-
zly, wet days of last week that a country
merchant named Corbin, who does bust
ness in d small New Hampshire town.
was at his desk. It was dull day:
there was nobody but Corbin in the
store. BE had not lighted the lamps.
and in the cleaning the place, festooned
on one side with cardinal hose and cheap
shawls, and on the other, the hardware
side, with hand-saws, etc., had quite a
weird appearance. Corbin was busy at
his desk at the back end of the store.
Nickerson entered very quietly and un
perceived, and, when Corbin looked up.
there stood the drummer, directly in
front of him. Corbin always had held
strong faith in ghosts and did not for
a moment doubt that one stood before
him. With q howl of fear he hurled the
ink-stand at the astonished missionary
and then bolted under the counter. The
missionary ouldn'tunderstandi it. edid
not otknow that he had offended Corbip., but
he was indignant at being covered with
ink, and resolved on having an expIana-
ton. So over the counter he went.
grabbed the trembling Corbin and
hauled him out. "What the rophet did
you do it for?" demanded Nicke rson.
"Oh,' forgive me, pleaded Corbin. "I
was SO surprised at seeing you" "Hang
you'll Is that the -, way you act when you
"What do you want? Why have you
come hereP" "To sell YOU a bfll of of
goods, of course. Get up here and look
at my samples. Light light" eye
yes." Corbin turned to light match,
and just then Nickerson went out to
get his samples from his wagon, and
when Corbin got the lamp lighted he
looked about and no Nickerson was to
be seen. Then he was sure it was a
ghost, and he went and locked all the
doors and crawled into the wood box
and pulled the lid down, and Nickerson
tried the door, found it was locked, con-
cluded that Corbin was drunk or crazy.
got into his wagon and drove off. Corbin
stayed in the box about an hour, till a
number of townsmen and Corbin's wife
broke in to hunt him up, and then he
told his story, and opinion was divided
as to whether he had seen a ghost or
was drunk. Since then Nickerson has
met with one or two other milder sug-
gestions that he is ghost and has come
to understand the affair, and has writ
ten Corbin an explanation. But Cor
bin has not made it public in town, and
sticks to his ghost story. He feels that
he can't afford to be laughed at and pay
the drinks for the whole community.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

addition of the necessary machinery
when the requisite skill and experience
for sugar-making has been secured. In
one feature of this business it is unlike
many other manufacturing interests.
Instead OF being concentrated IN cities
and manufacturing centers. it must, like
the creameries and cheese factories, be
scattered throughout the country. It's
base of supply is the farm, and it must
be alongside Of it. The farm must fur
n'sh its raw material and the price of
the same must go to the farmer. Any
manufacturing industry which makes a
home market for the products of the
farm and furnishes employment for cap-
ltal and labor, promotes the interests of
the community in which it is located in
a far greater degree than if the raw ma
terial were shipped to distant city and
there manufactured. The sorghum in
dustry will be most emphatically home
manufacture.
A WRITER in Vick's Magazine says:
." 1t is evident that the wood and buds
of grapevines suffer winter injury more
from drying than from intensity Of cold.
For when we lay them fiat upon the sur
faco of the soil, weighed down SO as to
be close to it, the wood is exposed-in
the absence of snow at least-to quite as
extreme cold as if it were up on the trel-
lis. Yet even in open winters, this mere
pressure upon the bosom of mother
earth, cold as it may be, sufices to save
the wood and crop. An exposed vine,
when injured, scarcely ever betrays any
apparent evidences of theinjury by discol-
Grafton or shrinkage. The first evidence
of it's appearing is the failure of the buds
to open, while unhurt vines have ex-
panded their vines and are making
growth. But those tardy buds open too,
after many days. showing that the only
difficulty was drying of wood and buds
which is evidently relieved as the pes
sure of sap from the roots, under the
genial warmth and moisture of the
spring Time, gradually expands and fills
the broken cells. But this loss of time
is fatal to the proper ripening of the
crop. Even the well-varnish ed wood
and buds of the Concord sometimes suffer
from this winter drying and spring re-
tardation, although generally proof"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
a Happy Excrsption.

Or relief from any and NIL the disngrccable symp-
oms which proceed from disorder of the liver, !
experienced by those who use Hostet:er's Stomach
bit'eS as an auxiliary Of health, or remedy for
aisfase Constipation. yelIowness of the tkin, nau-
ffa leadaelc tnd pans through the right sido and
shoulder blade, ere thtncefor,h Unknown to the
'i'ions pahfni who resorts TO it, and against those
mliaria .ilpeats, OF which arrangement Of the liver
Is an iapsrihIe attendant, and which IL invites and
iostsrs this standard medicine is mot efficient as
wtli as pie san' ,afecuard. Regularity of the bow
t's--a condition whS;h falls Of permanent attain
tncG' ~ 'hs use OF average cathartcs-invariabiy
result, from its uso, and compostre of ths nerves
aud sound digestion, also among the beneGcent
conit;iGe1ces q j COURSE Of rho grand, reforming
tonic Il also relieves Iheuaqtien and inscittt, Of
tbs kidney and bladder
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Felt Called Upon.
[From the Detroit Free Presa. J

lcFoIu tlt DetrOlt free fresh.J
A chap with big blue mittens on his
hands, comforter around his neck and
a cap pulled down over his ears entered
the Gratiot Avenue Station the other
day and remarked to the captain:
~ felt called upon to come here and
report little matter that happened up
here piece few minutes ago. Owing
to the cold went into saloon after q
glass of beer"
81 see."
"When went out two chaps followed
me. They wanted the loan of 81, but I
felt called upon to refuse"
That was right"
They followed me over to a shed
where had left my team, and wanted to
sell me watch. I didn't want it, and
then they wanted to borrow again.
When they found that I had my eyes
open one of 'em grabbed me to hold me
up while the other went through me. 1
felt called upon to resist. Did I do
right?"
"Certainly you did"
"I'm glad Of that. Was it perfectly
proper to knock one of 'em under the
wagon ?"
Indeed it was.
"And to pick up the other one and
jam him against the barn until he was
limp"
Yes, SIR"
swell, that's what I did, and I'm
glad if it's right ersi proper. Perhaps
one of you had best come up and give the
fellows some advice"
An officer was dispatched to accom-
pany him, and when the shed was
reached one was just crawling out from
under the wagon, his nose as large as his
elbow, and the other had dreamy look
as he sought to stand on his feet. The
officer ordered the pair TO "move
on " in lively manner, and the farmer
explained to them as they started:
Really, now, but felt called upon
you know, and the officer has assured
me that it was right and proper. Good
bye, gentlemen and don't feel put out
with me-"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

A QUEER couple in Cumberland Coun-
ty, Maine, between 80 and go years old,
have just been married to each other for
the second time. They were engaged in
their youth, quarreled, made up, and
married after dozen years or go, dur
ing which time the man had made
money in New York. They had two
children, were divorced, and have come
together again, furnishing further op.
portunities for tomfoolery.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

A MEMORIAL bust of John Rogers has
been r.neejle5 in st. Johns Church,
Deritend. England, by the mayor of
birmingham. Rogers was the coadju-
Tor OF lypdale in trans]ating the Bible,
was burned at SmithEeld in 1866, and
was aftetward known as the Deriten
mart,ro
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
The Meaaows Of Mar,land.

SPRINGFIELD, PRINCE GEORGES Co.,
MD. MIR. Chas. G. Addison, of the
above place states: 81 sprained my
right knee causing intense suffering,
and the use of crutches for several
weeks. found no relief in other rem
edies and finally tried the miracle of
cure, st. Jacobs Oil. In short time /
conld bend my knee-which had been as
stiff as an iron rod,-laying aside my
crntchss and was able to walk as well
as ever"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Important Society .tints,

From the Philadelphia CALL
It is no longer considered en- regle to
kiss the bride at wedding. Take it
out on the brides -maids.
Both dress and demeanor should
always be appropriate to the occasion.
Even a full suit Of the deepest black will
not excuse joking with the sexton at u
funeral.
When making morning call carry
your hat with you to the parlor and
hold it in your hand until you depart.
The city is full of sneak thieves, and hat
racks are their favorite prey.
At dinner do not throw the bones
under the table. This rule may be re-
lied on, for it was one Of those made by
no less parsonage than Queen Eliza
beth for the government of her court.
When invited to dinner accept or re.
iect the invitation the same day. 1t is
no longer considered good form osneak
around and ask your hosts cook what
the bill OF fare is to be before replying.
If you use tobacco do not puta fresh
quid in your mouth just before entering
strange house. Some parlors are not
furnished with cuspidors, and frequently
raising the window interrupts CONVERSE
ton.
Never call upon lady simply because
she asks you to "come again." Wait
for more urgent hint. "Come again y
is mere snperhuous conventionality,
like the word 'obey" in the marriage
service.
A presentation to lady at ball does
not authorize you to claim her acguaint-
ance afterward unless she first shows
some desire to renew the intercourse.
Such presentations are like summer-re-
sort engagements, mere formalities.
At an evening party carefully note the
location and size of the house and the
probable value of the furniture and brio
a-brac. If there are evidences of wealth
and refinement on every side, devote
your attentions to your hosts unmarried
daughter.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

mockery, I shall never break my heart
for man I thoroughly despise, Uncle
Marc.
And SO it happened that Cyril Orms-
by, coming to claim the fortune he be-
lieved to be within his grasp, met only
Mr.. Wilkinson, with Miles polite but
distinct refusal to resign herself or her
fortune to his keeping.
But he never knew how it was that
Millie learned the true value of his hol.
low words of charity and philanthropy.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

"Come. Let Us Reason Together.o
Anatural oil, cleanly, one that will not be
come rancid, one that is penetrating, one that
combines all these qualities is crude oil; when
deprived of its characteristic oder and color,
and perfumed elegantly, it is called Carbolinc;
and It stands to season that an oil Of this kind
would make the most elegant hair dressing ana
restorer. and il does Try il
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

INDIGESTION, dyspepsia, nervous prostration
and all forms Of general debility relieved by
taking MEssMAN's PEP1oNIzEn BEEF Tonic. the
only preparation of beef containing its entire
nutritious properties. 1t contains blood-mak-
ing, force-generating and life-sustaining prop
critics; is invaluable Ia all enfeebled conditions
whether the result of exhaustion, nervous pros
tration. overwork, or acute disease, particularly
if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Cas-
well, Hazard Il Co., propric.ors, New York
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
SHE AND !.
pY ruoEsr ). HALL.


Love creates queer commotion
In . youthful breast,
Till the lover, like the ocean, .
Sobs himHelf to rest
Only time can crush the idol
That by slow decay,
Like pebble on the seashore,
Wears itself away.
She lived in marble mansion
On stylish avenue;
she rode In costly carriage,
She sat in high h-priced pew.
fdweit in dingy Office,
My prospects all looked drear,
For was poor law student
On seven hundred q year.
Ipuzxled my brain with B,..kstone
And cheerless Chit.y read:
With love and law commingled
loaded my hollow head.
She talked Of Monte Cristo,
and, when mentioned Coke,
She said she always liked 1t
"Because 1t made no smoke,
30 she became my angel,
She haunted my waking hours,
And when wandered ip dreamland--
She strewcd my path with flowers,
was 80 hopeful and happy,
glance from her lender eyes
Or touch OF her tremulous fingers
And / was In Paradise.
".
Her voice WAS the sweetest music
II, That fell upon my ear;
der hands were small and slender,
Her skin was soft and clear
Her teeth wereiwhite and pearly-
And nothing could compare
With the bright and wonderful beauty
OF her glorious golden hair.
1t is onlr retrospection,
dream that has passed away
Both have grown older and wiser
Both are now getting gray.
der golden curls have vanished.
And now she wears instead
A tuft Of tawny yellow
Tied upon her tangled head.
VI.
She married her Monte Cristo
In the most romantic way,
Ann they rudely joggle each other
Along hfe's hard highway.
Nor think Il the love and beauty
Their fancies once made 30 fair
Ere romance was household duty
And pleasure was earthly care.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
startling Figures.

Imagine million bottles standing in row
Imagine all these bottles filed with healing
balms Imagine one million Of suffering
mortals marching up and laying dawn 2sc each
for sill these bottles! Imagine this vast army
cured aud happy, chanting the prise of the
remedy which cured them! With all this YOU
may get an idea of what is going on, where
Sellers Imperial Cough Syrup is prepared. 1t
is fact TINT this old standard remedy, which
yeals, is literally sold by the millions of bot
ties. 1t is safe, pleasant ard efficient rene
dy for the cure;of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness.
Whooping Cough; Bronchial Affections and in
cipient consumption. Sold BY all druggists at
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

SINCE last October I have suffered from
acute inflammation in my ncse and head-often
IN the night having TO get up and iahale salt
and water for relief. My eye has been, for a
week at time, 80 l could not see. have used
no end of remedies, also employed doctor.
who said it was impure blood-bu. got no
help. used Eiy's Cream Bilm on the recon-
mendation of friend. was faithless, but ia
few days was cured. My nose now, and also
my eye, is weii. It is wonderful how quick it
helped me. Mrs. S.one1E S. JuDsoN Hartford,
Conn. easy to use. Price 50 cts } = - :
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

RouGH on Coughs" 15c., 25c., 5nc., at
Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarse.
ness, Sore Throat.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
NV wife nnd Ch;Idrcn

Rev. l. A. Durlap. of Mt. Vernon. says.
My children were afflicted with a cough re-
sulting from Measles, my wife with q cough
that had prevented her from sleeping more or
less for years, and your White Wine of Tar
Syrup has cured them all,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

PURE blood helps to make clear conscience.
Hoods Saisaparlla purifies the blood. Enough
Baid Send us a big bottle
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

TIE entire leaf II Methodist hymn
book was found in the spiral of conch
shell fshed up at Jacksonville, Fla.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
Cnred CIercynen,

says: DR.. Warner, your White Wine of Tar
Syrup has been in my family and found to he
all and even more than yo6 claim of it. Ii is
speedy cure for all Throat and Lung dis.
eases tl m faF-5F
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

"DoN'r Miss 1t Wells Rough on Rats
Almanac. Druggists, or mail for &c. stamp
Jersey Ctr
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

ALIENS ''1ron TOnic Bitters'' Ards
digestion and the assimilation of food. cures
sour stomoch and headache, and gives strength
to the system. Look out for vile limitations.
All genuine are made by ]. P. Allen, st. Paul,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

MR.. A. NIoHoLs, of this place, says he suf-
fered from Catarrh for years. He purchased
bottle of Elys Cream Balm OF us. He is
now almost cured, and says you can not rec
ommend it too highly. We are selling more OF
Ely's Cream Balm than OF all other cstarlh b
remedies, can hardly keep supply on haud.-
EyEns Bros, Druggists, Independence, Iowa.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

BRoSculTIs is cured by frequent small doses
of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06
sa,i.factorx Eridence.

tin, Tex, writes: I have been handling DR..
VIM. Halls Balsam for the Lungs for the past
year, and have found it one of the most salable
medicines have ever had in my house for
coughs, colds, and even consumption, always
giving entire satisfaction. Please send me
another gross. Il,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

"Rouau on Corns." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete cure, hard or soft cornE, warts,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

"BUBuu.PA1BA." Quick. complete cure all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases. 81.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

FROM Magnolia, Ark. Mr.. T. ]. Gunnels,
writes: Samaritan Nerrine cured my sons
fits :"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

The iife-giving properties CT impure boo
are restored by using Samaritan Nerpine.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

II afflicted with Sore Eyes. use Dr. Isas
Thompson's Eve Water. Druggists sell it. 25
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06


The iife-giving, properties ofimpu,c blood
are restored by using Samaritan Nerrine.
II afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac
Thompson'S Eve Water. Druggists sell it, CSC.
PIso's CURE will cure Coughs, Asthma.
Bronchitis and Consumption. as cents.
CORRECT yonr habits OF crooked walking by
using Lyon't Patent Metallic Heel Stiffencrs.
FEARFUI. RESULTS.
Great oppres ion OF nstural strength bodily distress
constant paip inability to work. with loss Of time
accompany kidney complaints. II ever there was
specific medicine, Hoods Sarsapariila is such for
cstarrh ot the kidneys which many regard as an early
admonitIon OF
BriEh's Disease.
Four years ago commenced taking Hoods Sarsapa.
rlla for kidney complaint. after enduring painful op
prssslo my back. Ny considered hopeless
as passed blood. Two bottles of Hoods Sars.parna
cured mo- and am we'll am fnImer and am
again able to do ail kinds OF hard work-A EELros,
Tunbnuge,Vt 4.
No Other Blood Medicine
Equals Hoods Sarsap,lla in excellence or meets such
universal success in PURIFYING vitalzng and enricbng
the blood. in restoration and renovation of the
human system.
My wife was sick for two years troubled with nerv
business and general debility; she tried every hing but
could not find anything that did her any good till sh,
tried Hoods Sarsapara. Now she says she would not
keep house without it.-P. P. BoYSToN Manchester
Conn.
Hoods SnrsnpnriIln
Sold by Druggists 81; six for S.. Prepared only by
C.i. HOOD Il CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

Don't chew or nurse your toothpick
in publio-or anywhere else.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1883-12-06

PIso's CURE will cure Coughs, Asthm
Bronchitis and Consumption. 25 cents.