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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY.
Read. Mark and Inwardly Digest

II you have nausea, want OF appetite. natulency,
dizziness, feverish symptoms, you are suffering
from costiyeness, and Hop Bitters Is the sure
Cure.
II your vital forces are depressed. II you have a
feeling of general lass tude and weakness are
easily fafi2ued erspire freely going 10 sleep,
are short OF breath every slight effort and have
a general feeling Of melancholy and depression,
you are suffering from general debility and Hop
Bitters removes il all
II Won have n sense of weight or fullness IN the
stomach; a changeable appetite sometimes vora-
cious, but generally feeble NOR bid craving; low
spirits after full meal, with severe pain for some
time after eating, wind rising on the stomach;
sour stomach; vomiting and nuttering at the pit
of the stomach, and a soreness over II, nausea;
headache, or some of these symptoms, you are
suffering from dyspepsia, and Hop Buters viii
permanently cure you
If you freeze one hour, burn the next, and
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blue nails and lips, willow ewes and ghost-lise
complexion, you are suffering from that miasma'lc
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IIy have a dry, harsh and yellow skin, a dull
pain In the right side. extending To the shoulder
blade and pit Of the stomach; tenderness over
the region Of the liver; sense Of tghtness and
uneasiness abOIt the 81 m en- and liver; ye low
ness Of the eyes; bowels irregular; hacking or
dry cough; irregular appetite. shorineSs OF br ath
ing; feet AMI hands coli; tongue coated white;
disagreeable taste In the mouth; low spirits;
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II YOU have a complaint which few understand
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TEN; tw tching Cf the lower limbs, a desire 10 ny
all To pieces and fear that you Will; steady loss
OF strength ami health-auy Of these symptoms
show thst yOu are suffering from that hydra
hesdaG disease, nervousness, and Hop bltters WI
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IL you have Brghts dissase OF the kidneys or
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

Nert Spring an International Con-
gress of Ornithologists Will be held in
Vienna under the patronage OF the
Crown Prince RadoIf. One of the OBJ
Jects OF the meeting is TO secure such
legislation among the nations as will
protect the songsters of the grove and
the destroyers of of pestlferous vermin.
There is degree of earnestpess in this
movement. The Austrian Government
is to send out free invitations to almost
every foreign Government, and grant
Its Representatives free passage. The
United States should be well represen-
ted. DR.. Gustauvs Won hyekek, the
honorable First Secretary of the Orni-
theological Society of Vienna. No. 3
Marokknaner Grasse, Vienna, may be
applied TO for further information.
A LITTLE spIrits of turpentine added
to the water with which floors are
washed will prevent the ravages OF
moths.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

FEATHER FLOWERS. 1t requires a
certain amount of patience to achieve
success in making feather flowers, while
satisfactory results are sure to add q
smiling beauty to the adOrnIng of an
aItistically appointed household. Fash
ionabies rusticating in the country can
easily procure bunch of white geese
feathers and amuse' themselves an hour
or SO by cutting out of these feathers
leaves like the flowers that are to be
copied. Make the bulbs of beeswax
and rosin mixed together in equal pro-
portions, to this stick the leaves, the
stamens and centre parts of wire and
zephyr. In painting the leaves q nice
delicate to-ch should be had in order
to give a natural effect. Get tube
paints, such as are used for oil paintings.
After painting the leaves lay them aside
to dry. Do not use them for ten or
twelve hours at least. A tube each of
chrome yellow, rose madder, clear
white and Prussian blue will be all the
pants required to produce a lovely
bouquet. Mix the yellow and blue to
obtain green for painting the leaves.
With little practice in mixing paints,
they can be made as beautiful as wax.
There are several ways to use feather
flowers besides clustering them. A
wreath, cross, an anchor and birds
are often made and placed in boxes with
rich velvet background and tine glass
IN front, bordered with framework OF
velvet, or wood exquisitely decorated
with water-coiOr pictures, making an
elegant parlor ornament.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
After Meals, Torture.

Such is the lot of the dyspeptic. Prevention,
where in gestion has not assumed the chronic
phase, ami borough cure where it has, is possi-
ble Of attainment by those who resort to Hos
letters Stomach b tiers, a remedy OF established
reputation, botanic origin and rare purity. Heart
bum, fItulence, PAIN in the abdomen after eating
and sinking sensation in that region between
meals, are entire Obviated by tuls line cDrrec-
tive. Nausea, Billions symptoms AMI consti patti
are also entirely removed by IT, Lack OF vIgor,
.oss OF flesh aud want Of appetite are usual
troubles which contribute 10 the discomfort OF suf
feres from inilg sionbut for these, as vel a Oiher
concOmitaLts OF the malady, HOstetter's stomach
BitteTs Is a recognized specific While II regu-
Iates II strengthens the system Fever and ague,
cheumaiisin and nrr- Gus ailments are enectua "
rel eve by IT, and IL Is Incompatible sustaining
cord al for lniTn persons Of advanced years or
HaI. s-uu,-Iiu ION
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

Three Particular Points.

L0 ne In-BRowNs IRON BrTERs not an com
Pun II IS tonic medicine drink skiflv con,n,nId
made to restore strength and health BEVERAGE TO be sold
Point tie Seeoud.-BRowN's IRON BrrERs Is free from h;
my Inc most delicate ladies and the most enebed infants NAV
W perfect safety and with advantage While # I noG
s remedial agency 1t gentle operation ~ rsntb
ai inparung robust health in the efficient manner
~, ROM me 1hDd-BRowN's IRON BrrERs Is made M tho p
; company OF Baltimore longesbshed house whose ena
~ mere Is no risk in buying such medicine ~ s oniun'y
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

Some interesting relics of antiquity
were received at Berlin, fiom Mayence.
They consist OF the remains of piles he
longing to tie bridge which once led
from Castel to M'yence, and which is
proved to have been in use fifty three
years before the Christian era. The
pieces OF wood are trunks OF various
trees, including oak, elm and whI:e and
red beach. internally they are quite
sound. At one eni there are pieces Of
iron. Some of the wood is to be deve.
ted to the manufacture of piano case.
Prince Alexander, of Hesse, has had
some ornamental pieces of furniture
made from oak discovered at the spot
referred to, and these articles he has
presented to his son, Prince Alexander,
of Bulgaria.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

A strange old gentleman, who seems
to be cracked on TIE subject OF ortho
graphy, is going about Chicago furnish
ing entertainment and some instruction
to whom-soever Will listen TO HIM. Last
evening he was haranguing a small
crowd In Lake Front Park on bis favor
ite theme. Said he: More than half
your lives is wasted IN Idle chatter,
that means nothing and teaches less.
You meet a friend and say good morn
ing. He says good morning to you,
and then you say 1t is pleasant morn
ing. He says 1t is very pleasant; pleas
rained. OF course You acqulesce, and
probably add that You hope it will be
pleasant tomorrow. There You stand
like two geese sQuawklng about some
thing that isn't worth word. and never
teaches anybody anything. Now, if you
would only study your pronounclng
dictionary tonight and learn something
you might be able to DO your friends
some sooi when you meet them TO
morrow.
The old man then gave the boys some
Vi CN1lIlOn
citation, and the reporter turned away
with a fresh res oluton. Entering the
Office he met the exchange editor on the
stairs with:
The word possess has no hard
sound of In it. -
WELL" said the man OF shears,
what of it?'
And new and blue rhyme with
few"
"Well, don't you suppose I know
that, you nlnny?"
The commercial editor was coming
from the library.
"Dog is not dawg; it rhymes with
frog"
who in tunket said it didn't?" and
the man Of the Stock Board ran down
stairs.
The funny man was coming out of
the editors loom, Sail the reporter to
him:
''The last g in 'demagogy' is soft"
''Gcod morning, Mr.. q" remarked
the joker as ne darted ont.
The edItoc-in-chief was the last re-
sort. The reporter entered the room.
"'Squalor' Is not 'squawier,' Ii Is pIo-
nounced with the long sound o; a. Aud
slough is pronounced to rhyme with
how Duty is not 'dooty,' but
rhymes with beauty, and the accent in
microscopy is on the eros"
Say, young man." said the editor,
''this little piece of paper will get some
money for You in the counting room.
You take that money and 60 for long,
long vacation-an enduring, perma-
nent vacation. Ii You tell an Ogden
avenue conductor 20 let you of at some
suitable place, the car will be stopped
right at the door of the Cook County
Hospital"
AS the reporter went out he stopped
to say:
Mr.. Editor, this decoration around
the room is not 'daydo;' it is dahdo. Ia
ia"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice, having
had paced in his hands by an East India mission
airy the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure OF Consumption.
Bronchitis, Caiarrh, Asthma and all throat and
Lung Affect Ons, also a pOiitIve ard raleal cure
for Nervous Debility and al Nervous Complaints,
after having tested ITS wonderful curative powers
III thousands of cases. has lelt II his duty 10 ma
1t Known TO his suffering fellows Aciuated 10y this
motive and a desire to relieve human suffering. /
will send free of charge, 10 all who desire n, this
recipe, in German, French or English, with full
directions for pi piepariDg and using. Sent by mai
by addre, sing with stamp. naming thl- paper, W.
A. MOVES 1lg POtreT-'s block Rochester v L.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
HUMOROUS

"TALK about my war record" said an
Arkansas orator at political meeting.
my war record is part of the States
history. Why, gentlemen, I carried
the last Confederate flag through tlis
town." 'Yes," replied a by-stander,
"for was here at the time" "Thank
you for your fortunate recollection, y
gratefully exclaimed the orator. cit
Is pleasant to know that there still lives
some men who move aside envy and
testify to the courage of their fellow
beings. Al say, gentlemen, my war
record Is a part Of this States history.
for the gentleman here will tell you
that carried the last Confederate Tag
through this town" That's a fact. -
said the man who had witnessed the
performance. ''He carried the last
Confederate flag through this town.
and he carried 1t so blamed fast you
couldn't have told whether it was q
Union Jack or a smallpox warning"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
DOMESTIO.

TINE FOR MEATs.-Dark meats are
generally prepared rare, but white
meats should always be thoroughly
cooked. Time, of course, TO be regula-
ted by size of piece of meat.
A leg Of mutton weighing five pounds
requires from two to thee hours for
boiling.
A small turkey will toil in an hour
and quarter.
A beef's tongue, if Dry, should be
soaked for several hours, put on in cold
water and boiled slowly four or five
hours.
A ham weighing seven oreight pounds
should boil at least four hours.
A large piece of beef will take three
hours to roast; it should be put in q
hot oven, SO that the pores will close at
once and keep the Juice in the meat
fore quarter of lamb will roast in
an hour. A loln of mutton In two
hours.
A loin of veal from two TO three
hours.
= large turkey will require three
hours to roast.
An ordinary sized goose will roast in
an hour.
Ducks will roast in half an hour; wild
ducks from fifteen to twenty minutes.
Eplcures like them rare.
To be more concise, allow twenty min
utes for boiling each pound of fresh
meat, and twenty-four minutes to each
poand OF salt meat.
Allow fifteen minutes for each pound
of meat to roast; for veal or pork twen-
ty minutes to the pound.
Boil meat gently, it will be more ten
der and sa,ory.
Buy a chicken with white flesh, pale
yellow fat, lower part of legs and feet
rather soft and smooth, as when rough
they are old.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

"WHo was that pretty girl you had
down to the island last Wednesday p
asked Joralemon street man Of Rem
sen street friend, as they met yesterday
afternoon.
"wednesday, Wednesday" pondered
the Remsen street man. WAS / at
the island on Wednesday,"
"Yes, aud You had girl with you. "
"a brunette ?" queried the Remsen
street man, still puzzled.
''No, saw you there Tuesday with
the brunette, but this wasn't the one. ~
"Was she bloude? No. had the
blonde down there Thursday and. Fri
day. Whit kind of looking woman
was she?"
''Rather slender. and you didn't
seem to want to take supper there.
Heard You tell her you'd get something
to eat when you got back to Brooklyn "
''Oh, know. Certainly, Wednesday.
Why, old fellow that was my wife.
Come and take something"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
The doctors disagree

The doctors disagree. The now ia
nous fossil footprints found last year at
Carson. Nevada, and supposed to have
been made by prehistoric human giants
are regarded by Professor o. c. Marsh
as probable tracks of a large sloth. 1t
is stated, however, that DR.. Harkness
still insists that the impressions were
left by species of man, and that he
finds his theory strengthened Iy fresh
discoveries of tracks even more clearly
defined than those first uncovered.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

II. 3. WAS TALKING, the other day,
with Dumas fills.
'sDo you know that what smazes me.
in the human species, is the profound
contentment that each one feels within
himself?"
'.Above all the idiots" said Dumas.
"Exactly. Thus 1 never hear one of
them say aloud, Il, who am an idiot. "
''The reason of that is" replied the
author of the '.Demi-monde, "because
at that precise moment he would be an
intelligent man
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

A composition has been invented by
NM. Dankwork and Landers of st. Pc
tersourg. which is reported TO be tough,
elastic, waterproof, insulatlng-in
short. nearly sufficient substitute for
indla-rubber. 1t is composed of mix
ture of wood and coal tar, hnseed oil,
ozoke'it, spermaceti and sulphur which
are thoroughly mixed and heated for a
long time in large vessels by means OF
super-heated steam.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

ifr. j. johnson LGUis believes he has
collected enough of data TO establish
successive phases in the history of
Mount Vesuvius. The earliest certainly
recognized phase was marked by a
chrome activity exhibited in outfows of
lava and the eJection of scoria and ash.
The second phase was one of inactivity
and deuudatlon, which was brought to
a close by the violent paroxysms of a
third phase, followed by the chrome ac-
tivity of fourth phase. Again, phase
fifth brought on inactivity and denuda-
tion, followed by strong paroxysms in
the sixth phase and less violent ones in
the seventh. Tue last subsided into the
modern chronic state of activity which
constitutes 8 the eighth stage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

'ARE You, sweet maid, searching
among the dewy verdure for the tinted
hare-bell? Or dc the goid-tipped cow
sip or the graceful fern vile thee from
the crowded haunts of men 2" we asked
a rustic maiden. as she stood with her
large liquid eyes gazing in wrapped
meditation on the grassy knoll.
"I'm a huntin' dand'lion ruts, yer
store-clothed iijiot,' she softly nlur
INJURED; IAN eff yer sling any more O.
yer sass at me, I'll put head on yer" 4"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
Hard Lumps In Breast.

Dr.R.V, PIERCE, Buffalo, n. Y: Dear
Sir-I wrote you some time ago that L
thought had a cancer There was a large
lump in my breast as largeas walnut, and
had been there four months. / commenced
taking your Golden Medical Discovery,
"Favorite Prescription" and pellets" in
June, and the lump is gone.
Yours gratefully, Mrs. Il. r CLARK,
Irvington, Mich.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

DPHTHERn.-Physicians ascribe the
prevalence OF dIphtheria at the pres
ent day largely to badly-tr mined.
smoky, kerosene lamps, which are some
times left burning in chambers all night,
turned down low. filling the room with
their poisonous fumes. 4 specific for
dlphtheria is sulphur. a teaspoonful
mixed III wine glass OF water with the
finger 20 NIX it more thoroughly, used
as gargle. In recent cases, this will
bring immediate relief. Some of the
preparation should be swallowed. A
London physician mixed sulphur with
glycerine, and gave tablespoonful or
more, according to the age of the pa
tient, thee or tour times q day, apply
ing the same remedy to the nostrils
with a sponge, and did not lose the
case. Before this he had lost several.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

BEFORE gong TO the sea side, Com
Com goes to hosler to purchase a
bathing suit.
"How do you wish to have it ?" said
the hosler; I'VE have them in cotton
and WOOL"
"GIve me- a wooden one. / under
stand that the water is very cold this
year !"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
Walnut .eaf IiaIr Resforer.

tits entirely different from all others. Its
as clear as water, and a. Its name indicates is
aperfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. 1t will i'm
mediately tree the head f-om all dandruff, re-
store gray hair TO its nat --al color, and pro-
duce a new growth where it mas fallen off. 1t
does not in any manner affect the health,
which sulphur, sugar of .ead and nitrate OF
silver preparations have done. twill change
light or faded hair in few days to a beautiful
glossy brown. Ask your druggist forit. Each
bottlei is warranted. SMITH, KLINE * Co,
Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa. and
&. n. CRITTENToN. New York
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
MODESTY:

Ayoung village girl has obtained the
prize Tor modesty.
80, my child" said Partisan lady
to her, "you are the most modest young
lady here?"
''On, for that, madam, l can pride
myself. And, may add, if have not
had the other Irizes 1t is by pure in-
justice -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

UNE of the best crosses between
fowls is the mating of a Houdan cock
and Brahma heL, which produces not
only an unusually large fowl but also an
excellent class OF laying hens. The cross
also combines hardness, early maturity,
and quick featherlng.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

Corn SoUP-Take six ears of corn,
cut ami scrape from the cob SO as to
get all the milk. add water enough to
prevent it from burning, boil twent,
minutes, then add one pint of mill :,
butter the size of an egg, a little salr
and pepper to suit the taste, let it come
to a boil and serve while hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

For CRAMPs.-A cold app ication to
the bare feet, such as iron, wa er, rock.
earth or ice. when it can be had, is an
excellent remedy for cramp. If til,
patient is seized in the upper part OF
the holy, apply the remedy to th
hands.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10
AGRICULTURE.

PRAcTicAL HINTS ON GROWING FRUIT
If you want large crops of the finest
strawberries, plow or spade the ground
deep. Keep them well worked with
cultivator or hoe, and mulch heavily
with straw, hay, leaves. or pine
needles" through the winter and
through fruiting season, over the entire
surface.
Ii you want more than one crop of
fruit from your strawberries, plow or
spade up ground between the row i'm
mediately after last picking is made, cut
off tops, and work among the plants IN
the row with fork potato digger, and
then scatter thickly among the vines
hen manure superphosphate or well de-
composed barn yard manure, or water
chem with night slops, or wash water,
and keep them well cultivated or hoed
until winter sets In. Remember, to
yield we'll next year, the fruit must make
its growth and form It's "fruit germs"
the season before.
To grow small fruit from seed lay the
fruit out on thick soft paper ard wash
1t gently and let 1t dry, and then rub it
over, and SOW seed III boxes half to
two thirds filled with rich earth and
and an inch of clear sand on top, and
In this SOW seed, ana keep molstened
with water.
To grow strawberries under glass, have
plants set near the glass and air well on
warm days.
Don't leave an old strawberry bed
that is one mass of matted plants, to
bear fruit, but as early in the spring as
possible, spade under strips OF plants 10
inches wide, and leave strips to fruit 9
to u inches wide. Work these out nicely
with fork potato digger. and scatter
over the ground and among the plants
well rotted compost. You will get dou-
BILE the crop of fruit off these rows than
you would if left in a matted bed, and
too, much finer fruit.
Ii you want to secure a good crop of
raspberries or blackberries from a few
plants in your garden IL time OF drouth,
sink close to the root, fruit or oyster
cans, with very small hole in the bot
tom and fill with water occasionally. If
the hole is small can filled will last a
day. The same can be done with few
strawberries, and increase crop and size
of fruit wonderfuIly-especially il wash
water Is used.
If you want to grow fair fruit and
good crops of peaches, cherries and
plums, get few gallons of gas tar, take
long pole, rub the end in tar and then
set it on tile and hold it ander and
among the limbs of the tree, Just as the
blossoms are ia ling, when dew or ram
is on the tree, and follow it up for four
or six weeks. Another plan Is to mix II
spoonful OF carbolic acid and one spoon
ful OF soap IN pail of water and throw
through the tree just as blossoms are
falling. and once or twice after until
fruit gets one-fourth size. Still another
plan Is to use same amount of kerosene
oil III the same way.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-10

The best ginger cookies that 1 have
ever tasted had In place OF the usual
cup OF water cup of sweet milk. This
gave Iightness to the cakes that water
cannot give. The formula for these is !:
Two cups OF New Oeleans molasses, one
cap Of sugar, and one cap of sweet
mix, half d cup Of lard, one teaspoon
iul of ginger end OF soda, ana half a
teaspooniul of salt. The lard, instead
OF beng melted, should he rubbed with
the flour the same as for pie-crust.