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The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30
ADVICE TO a BRIDEGROOM

To become q. husband is as Sc
rious a matt; to q man as it is for
woman to become wife. Mar
riage is no child's play; it brings
added care, Crial, perplexity, vex-
alton. and j: requires a great deal
of the happiness which legitimately
springs out Of it to make the bal.
ance heavy, ill its favor. Very few
people live happily in marriage,
and yet this is not because unhap-
piness is german to the relation,
but because those who enter it do
not know, first, how to get married,
and, second, how to live married
happily. You have already made
your choice-wisely, I am bound to
believe. Those qualities Of charac-
ter which have attracted you to
choose as you have should make
your love grow daily while you live
together.
AS to the second point! If you
wish to live III harmonious union
with your wife, start ont with the
avowed recognition Of the, fact
that she is !. your companion and
copartner. Marriage usually makes
the wife neither Of these. In many
instances she sees less Of her hus,
band than before she married him.
He comes, he goes, he reads, thinks,
works, and under the stimulus Of
business brings all his powers and
faculties to the surface, and is de-
veloped there-not always SYM
metrically, but vigorously-not al
ways harmoniously, but with in
creasing power. Married men do
not usually shrivel up nor put on a
look Of premature age, but women
frequently do. AMI it is plain to me
why they do.
Married women are shut up in
houses, and their chief care is for
things that have no inspiring infu-
ence. Their time is taken up in
meeting the physical wants Of their
families-cooking, washing dishes,
keeping the house in order, sewing,
receiving company-not one of
which has tendency even to cul-
ture and elevation. Married wo-
men are devoted to the house. and
this means a life of yexation and
pettiness. It gives no sort of istim-
ulus to the spirit. So the husband,
who is out of doors, active, interest
ed in measures which affect the pub
lie good, coming into contact with
men greater than himself who in
spire him. to better purposes and
nobler ends of labor, develops into
manly beauty and grows in char
aeter, while his wife at home, who
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30
Dnetrn.
AMONG THE FIELDS OF CLOVER.

Twas June, and at the close of day Z
We roamed across the meadows,
With falling dews around,our paths,.
Meath gathering twilight shadows;
Bewitching Sue and I-ah, me,
but bashful lover.
She faircr than the opening buds
Among the fields Of clover
The birds sang blithesome evening songs
While Sue and /, we listened;
Her rosy cheeks took deeper hues,
And how her bright eyes glistcncd,
When low breathed words | Stammercd out
And one deep b|ush spread over
Her face, as We kept wandering or,
Among the fields of clover.
Oh golden day of gladsome hours,
Full we'll do remember.
How tremblingly my Sue said "Yes,'
And-"early in September.
Twas many years ago, and now
Dear Sue and l, her lover,
Are happy that we roamed at eve
Among the fields of clover.
Clark " Bryan.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30
"UNCLE JOHNS HORSE
TRADE.

A good tale is Iold ol "Uncie
John" Harrison, the venerable coun-
ty assessor. Some time ago he
strolled into Lum Simons' sale
stable, on Market street, and his
attention was attracted to fine
looking animal, apparently about
Z Or 6years Of age, but in fact over
40. She hadn't a tooth in her head,
and had to be fed on mush. Uncle
John sized her up from the back
ground, and asked Lum what he
would take for her. " p.
Seventy dollars, even money"
replied Lum, rather unconcernedly.
"Tll give you twenty-five" said
Uncle John.
':It's a co. replied Lum; give
me the money! and uncle John
counted out twenty-five hard slugs
into the palm Of Lum's hand. The
animal was backed out of the stall,
tied to the hind end of Uncle Johns
buggy. and the old gentleman
drove out home, chuckling to him
self about the good trade he had
made. Arriving at home he gave
orders that the mare be well fed
and properly attended to, but the
old animal appeared to have lost
her appetite by reason of the change
in her quarters, and the food that
was put in her trough remained un-
touched. For several days she
ate sn,thing at all, and Uncle John
concluded to investigate the cause.
He pried open her jaws, and
then for the first time discovered
she had no teeth. Thoroughly
enraged, he drove to town and call
ed upon Lum Simons. 'What kind
of a-mare do you call that thing
you sold me the other day." said
he, addressing himself to Lum.
why that's a splendid animal,
Uncle John" replied the sleek
horse-trader. Il paid S. for her."
''But she amt got any teeth"
'::That don't make any difference.
All you've got to do is to feed her
with a spoon
"Oh, yes; l see. Well, I'll fix
her." said Uncle John, and with
that he returned home. About two
weeks later he called at the stable
again and exhibited roll Of green.
backs.
''Where'd you get it," asked
Lum.
"You know that mare you sold
me? Well, she strayed out out on
the railroad track a few nights ago,
and was run over killed. The COM
pany's agent appraised her at $65,
and they settled with me for $40.
They never thought to look at her
mouth. I'm just S18 ahead of the
railroad. If you've got any more
like her at the same price, trot 'em
out
The story is told on Uncle John,
however, that he took the animal
out and tied her to q cross-tie just
before the train came along, and
the @boys' say that part of the
halter was found tied to the ties,
but this Uncle John most en-
phatically denies.-Louisct'le COM
merciag.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

ON THE MARKET.-aWell, what
is the best thing on the market this
morning" inquired Jones of his
youthful partner the other day.
The young man deliberately
scratched his head and replied:
&.|The best thing I have seen on
the market since my experience in
the exchange is a.nice young LADY,"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

A New York man was SO en-
raptured with lady at a fancy bail
that he offered her 500 to unmask.
She accepted the money, saying,
'.Now your wife can pay the SER
want girls back wages" 1t was his
mother-in.law.
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Thousands of Dollars
DIR. SIHNOES'S HRPAlIC COMPOUND,

OR LIVER AND KIDNEY CURE,
would in every ease effect a radical
cure.
If you are bilious, tongue, coated,
head hot, dull, or aching, bad breath,
stomach heavy or sour, if bowels IN
active and passages hard and occasion
al looseness, if your sleep is broken
tossing about in bedG if you get up
unrefreshed, if your skin is sallow,
eyes yellow, il heavy, dull pains in
back and limbs, If you are drowsy, in
disposed to talk or act, ii any one or
more Of these symptoms. take dose
: of Simmons's
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

Some people are never satisfied.
Show them how to live happily on
a small income, and they will want
you to furnish the income.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

The new Western prophet is
proud Of his narne-straw. He is
sure he can tell which way the wind
will blow 80.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

AS soon as the itch for office
breaks out on. a man he begins to
write letters. II is his method of
bringing the public' up to the
scratch. { l,y.ss sJt 80
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

It's pleasant to know that the
big bridge between New York and
Brooklyn is suspension and not
a failure.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

A man whose best works are 4
ways trampled under foot-A ca
pet manufacturer. 4
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

The most useful thing in long
run-Breath.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30

Children under ten years OF age and
colored servants. half price. Liberal
reductions for large families.
MeS<rs. \, Tam or & Son, will run Il
daily Stage Line f:0m Spartanbmg
and GIenns. making the best rail road
connection.
BN7 Special attention Gi"en to ship
ping OF Water. $1,000,
SIMPSON & SIMPSON.
MAY g. If. ProprietOrs.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-08-30
GLENN SPRINGS.
SPAUTANDURG CO., S. C.

The Proprietors of this Celebrated
Watering Place respectfully announce
that it will be opened this Season on
the 1st of May under the same man
agement as last year. -
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vi i2.

''FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT."-1 Tim.
.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-06-19
Losing Ones Sill.
From the Boston Traveller.

From the Boston Traveller.
Recently we published a communication on
this subject, and now Capt. R. B. Forbes sends
the following Incidents in his personal expe-
rence:
Il have had some queer experiences In this
line About three years ago came to Har-
risOn Square In the cars and mounted my horse
for home. After gaOping about mile I sud-
denly found or imagined that had gone wrong
could not recall the surroundings; turned
my horses head back and went near to my
starting place; again turned and rode home
mind or identity OF locality did not last
more than twenty minutes. On a previous
occasion l took the boat for Nahant at two
O'Clock, dined with friend. and slept at the
house Of another friend. The next morning
went home quite well. Awakening the next
morning. my wife alluded to my visit to Nahant
the day before, Of which I had given her a full
account on my return. l answered that had
not been to Nahant. and stuck to 1t. The whole
wife sent Tor the doctor, who came and found
me asleep. / awOke and found him feeling nv
pulse, and asked why he had come, and my
wife stated the fact Of my having denied the
visit to Nahant. 1 replied. ''You have been
dreaming: ! am very well, and do not require
the doctor" The whole details of my visit to
Nahant were fresh In my memory, but the fact
OF my having denied all knowledge of them
had become completely blotted out. Many years
ago, when navigating ship through the Java
sea, one fine night, about IL o'clock, we passed
close to two little islands called The Brothers.
went below to get nap, and told the ofiicer OF
the deck to call me at am, whepI intended to
change the course to clear q shoal Of somewhat
doubtful locality. awoke soon after O'Clock.
wholly unconscious of having been called, and
went on deck and scOlded the officer for not
calling me at o'clock. He answered that he
had called me and informed me Of the state Of
the wind and weather, as in duty bound, and
that l, apparently wide awake. had ordered the
course altered two points!
when at sea, in charge Of a ship, had a
habit OF waking up at almost any hour, and the
end OF watch at night generally found me wide
awake and preparing to 60 on deck to see that
all was going on right"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-06-19
Decline Of Old CathOlicisn.
From he New York Herald

1t was for time believed, and the belief was
justified BY many outward facts, that the seces-
sion from Rome on account OF the confirmation
Of the Syllabus and the proclamation OF the
doctrine Of infalllbility, and headed by divine
OF 80 much learning and 50 much practical ex-
pertence e Dr.. DOllinger, would be enduring
and OF increasing power. The belief has not
been Justified by time. The breach was not
wide enough to create party sentiment, and
the lapse Of years has killed all the early enthu-
sasm. But little Is heard Of the Old Catholics
In Bavaria. OK In Germany generally, and any,
thing which does reach Us does not encourage
the thought that any great progress Is being
made. In Switzerland the cause Is not only de-
cllning, but virtually dead In some places. Ac-
eording to the report Of Bishop Herzog, read a
few days ago at the Old Catholic synod, nearly
every congregation In the Bernese Jura has re-
turned to the Roman church. In Lucerne. in
Aargau and In Solothurn the situation Is less
desperate. In Geneva and Berne, where popu-
lar sentiment has some vitality, the cause still
prospers, All hope Of proselytizing seems to
be abandoned.
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Streeter, Who Fought With the
ApacheS.
From the Tombstone RApnhlican

A few days since Hermosillo dispatch an.
nounced the wounding and capture of L. N.
streeter, while heading an Apache foray.
Streeter Is about fifty years Of age, and was born
in California, his father being captain of an
English merchantmen trading on the Pacific
coast, and his mother native Californian. He
first came into notice in Arizona by his connec-
ton as clerk with the San Carlos agency during
Gov. Stafford's administration in this TERRITORY.
While there he had some difficulty with the on
Gals, caused, it is said. by his giving aid and
comfort to hostile Apaches. He left there sud-
denly and went straight for the camp of Juh
and Geronimo. which was then near Jano Pass
on the line between Sonora and chihuahua. II
Is stated that while he was at the agency he be-
came enamored of squaw belonging to the
tribe, and it was this fact that induced his leav-
Ing civilization to cast his fortunes with the
Apaches. Gov. Stafford offered large reward
for his apprehension, some stories placing the
amount as high as 5000. He was not appre-
hended, however, and has never returned to Ari.
zOna. He Is said by those knowing him inti-
mately to be very intelligent and we'll educated
and manuscript now In the hands OF the writer
written while Streeter was at Grenados. goes to
prove 1t. He speaks the Apache dialect fuently
and is said to have great influence with them
His standing among the savages, by whom he Is
known as Don Cassamiro, may be seen when II
is known that the eldest son Of Chief Geronimo
Is named for him.
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He Blew the Bugle.

small party of young men were standing
on street corner the other evening. They
were curiously examining q bugle belonging
to one Of them. and as stranger came along
an animated discussion arose.
II wish could play on it." said one.
"Play on I'll" exclaimed another. II wish I
could make noise omit"
tits pretty hard thing TO do" observed a
third, II you haven't got tho hang of the thing
Hard thing to dol" ohimed in the stranger,
hating and regarding the party with evident
contempt why could blow bugle before I
"Wel, some bugles are different from Others"
said the young men,
Gimme that bugle," said the stranger ex-
citedly. It was Immediately handed him, and
putting 1t to his lips he made one trial trip.
There was subdued spluttar, and the stranger
commenced kind of war dance, at the same
time holding his mouth in both hands.
"Great Cleopatra's needleI" he yelled, with
tears streaming from his eyes. ''who in thunder
nlled that mouthpiece with cayenne pepper
I'm small, gentlemen. light and fragile. but I
can lick the man who peppered the horn
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TlHoMAs BOWLING. Aucroneer.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
PROPERTY ON STREET, BETWEEN NINE
TENTH AND TWENTIETH STREETS NORTH

By virtue Of deed Of trust dated March q, AID. -
1873 duly recorded In Ltber no. lilo. folio 205,
Of the Land Records for the District Of Columbia -
at the request Of the holder Of the note Win sell pub
the TWE I5!y S DAY OF JUNE, 1883 q
bered eight Cd and nine co.. in square hundred and
twenty-two Cpd 70 Wit Beginning fos the same ct the
and running thence south eighty ts9l feet thence
west twenty (26) feet; thence north eighty C89l
street 70 the place Of beginning. improved By well.
Terms: third cash, and the remainder IN equal
payments It nix twelve and eigtssn months from the
day of SALE with sem annual interest the deferred
payments to Be lien on the premises sold. 500 af
time Of sals the terms Of sale are not complied with
In tan days from the day Of sa4 tho Truse reserves
the right to resell the property 1t the rsk and cost of
thu defanltng purchaser. Al oonveyancanG % b 6
jeis-sokds jos g. q. KENNEDY, Trustee.
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semethlng About Sharks.

from IockS sun.
They have great deal Of fun on the coast Of
Florida with sharks. shark will swallow any.
thing that b thrown to him, like politician
People 60 ont on excursions, armed with small
alarm clocks, about a. big as base ball, and
throw them to the sharks which sport about the
boat, looking for something to eat. The shark
swallows the alarm clock, which lie set to 20 Oh
q few minutes later. Pretty soon the alarm
strikes, and as It gets In its work the shark be-
to throw up the clock. and a. he turns naia and
says his ''Now lay me-" all the time jumping
out OF the water and begging to be forgiven, the
people on the boat laugh until their sides ache.
1t Is rough on the shark at first, but we under
stand some OF the sharks get to like 1t, and
many have been known to flop out on the shore
and go to jewelry store aud ask for q key to
wind up the clock that is in them. This last
may seem like fish story, bnt we rot ft from
witness In the star route trial, and it seems a.
though 1t ought to be true.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-06-19

Atlanta Correspondence Of the Augusta Chronicle.
For several days we have been having the
commencement exercises OF the Atlanta colored
college, This institution receives $1,000 year
from the state. just the amount given to the
State University ut Athens, and the same board
OF visitors visits both colleges. The exercises
hare been very creditable. The examination of
the pupils shows them to have been well taught
and that they have diligently studied It must
ever be matter Of surprise at the seeming in
tellectual incongrui.y to see black man, with
every race-mark strongly defined, showing pro-
gress and culture in the Greek language. that
classic vernacuiar OF the most elegant ciyiliza-
ton Of antiquity. A valuable feature Of this in
stitut!on Is It's Industrial Instruction. COMPETE
tive cooking. gardening and grass farming are
all praeticcd. 1t Is this feature that should be
most encouraged
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-06-19

MEMS ALL-WOOL BLUE FLANNEL PANTS
W. s.. 50; warranted fast colofs.
Navy Blue Suits, $40; best quality $l1 worth SlS-
real indigo. 49, "0>~ 80"
Boys Linen Suits. from 81 up-short or long pants.
Best SOC. Straw Hat In the city.
Summer Underwear 25c. up.
Boots and Shoos-We defy cOmpetition
Mems and Boys Single Pants from 76c upwards.
]. ". SELBY
JET 1914 and 1915 Pennsylvania avenue.
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VNHOMAS BOWLING. Aucuoneer.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE BUILDING LOT
ON FOURTEENTH STREET, BETWEEN AND
VSTREETS NORTHWEST

By virtue OF deed OF trust dated april 18th, A. ea&
D. 1882 duly recorded in Liber No. !, DOL fo:o3t6$
ISL of the land records for the District Of
lumbia. at the request Of the holder Of the note win
THURs6AY, THE TWENTY FIRST DAY OF JUNE.
1888, AT FIVE O'CLOCK p. M all that certain piece
Of ground known Lot numbered nix co. OF Whites
subdivision OF part Of square numbered two hundred
Terms: $500 in hand and the remainder In nix ana
twelve months, with interest all cash. the option
OF the purchaser Conveyancing and recording ct the
cost Of the purchaser. Terms 70 be complied with
within seven days from day Of sale.
jei6-5t JOS. g. g. KENNEDY, Trustee,
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SEVEN bad DAYS.
What used up Tom Farmer Time and
Monet-He adopts q Wiser Method.

Monet-He adopts q Wiser Method.
why Farmer. old boy. you look like your own ghost
revisising the simpses Of the Where have you
been for the past week. and what's the matter with you
Tom Farmer was . book-keeper in large New York
publishing house. and is yet. for Tom 10 boni tide
character. with postofi address and name In the
City Directory. he is q hard working fellow, drinks
little and is occasionally careless in his habits.
1--WE been at home that's where I've BEEN" re-
sponded Tom. YEARLY. dropping into his old seat
under the doctors hands, and between the doctor and
the dyspepsia. mighty tough time I've had Of it."
Seems to me-" said correspondent James Quinn,
shutting the mornings mail like pack Of whist cards.
that might be able to ind something to sraghsen
out that stomach Of yours. Il up more Of your
time and money than half . dozen sound stomachs
would If you had to feed em all. With meat at panic
prices"
Heaven knows wish I could nx It up all risht. "
sighed Tom. despondently. 'for dyspepsia Ii just
hades on earth. and no mistake"
There sat poor Tom. with pale thin. haggard face.
no appetite nauseated Observation-Disclosures, hope
iess-and yet with the awful necessity upon him Of
earning the daily bread which, after he had earned it.
his disease forbade him to enjoy.
TON" said The gray haired head Of his department.
take word Of advice from man that's been there.
leave OF stimuants and Quack stuff and pay twenty
five cents for one Of BENsoN's CAPCINE POROUS
PLAsTERs. put your stomach take care Of your
know"
This was year ago. Tom tried it and hasn't lost
day in the last six mon tbs.
The genuine have sCAPCINE" cut In the middle.
Don't suffer yourself to be swindled Seabury John
SOD, New York. te1s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1883-06-19

The carriage in which George Washington
rode when President Of the United States was
brought to this city yesterday from Philadel-
phia and placed on pier IS, East river. It has
been on exhibition at the Philadelphia museum,
ana Is the property of Mr.. B. Richardson, Of this
CITY, VINO removed 1t from the pier last night.
Inc quaint Old vehicle attracted so much atten-
a a .nae tne police had to disperse the crowd.
Inc carriage was known to the people as the
w wnl.e cnariot. and 1t was used BY Washington
Vernon through the southern sfatea' tourney
OF ! iaW mules, It VIII probably be sent to the
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THOMAs BOWLING, Aucaoneer.

N 2 sALE OF yALT "a ESTATE
BE1MEEN ffNGAN AND d wahkFN sR s i hI Els.
SSShhT 81 3AE :fKc ASR Esh sfE al
By virtue Of the powers and authority to me s,sss
o. me OF sand and
os it m aVy ia aud EscSsdsd
as Executor viii offer for sale ue
h6 oF &c 1855 It.
GCLOGk .the following described real estate of
as ssd e w A o.
Georgetown the District Of Columbia and bsinS the
parts Of lots Numbered one Hundred and eleven @
and one hundred and twenty one tl2D in said ad.
end Of and nne inches
1S ins n0a1 Of the @ ed s the
street westerly on the said north ne Of Second street.
line sesond street feet and three inches
lSl;3) to the west line of said 10. hundred and
hundred and nifty feet to the back line Of said
lot thence running easter with said back line sixty
So. utherty hy and with sid cas-. lie and the bach
Unity e lss On the nS agd tx s;a @
one hundred and twenyone Q2D: thence running
inches GLIB thence straight line southery to the
Pace OF beginnlng improved 10y two Frame dwelling
Frame Building in the rear. of number 1913.
Also sl that Part of The lot of ground numbered
said Georgetown fronting twenty 200 feet street.
any s t ~ pach OF that width one hundred and nifty
feet front of said lot improved by two-story frame
Dwelling House, numbered 1923.
Terms OF sale: one-third OF the purchase money in
cash. the residue in two equal insallments payable re-
spectyeIy in six and Twelve months, and secured by
the notes of The purchaser bearing interest from the
day OF sale. at the rate of per annum pay
able semi annually and deed of trust the property
sold; or ali cash. at the option OF the purchaser de-
post Of 500 will be required at the time of sale
lot s0d. If the terms not complied with in
after the day Of sale the Executor the right
resell the property, after five days public notice. the
risk and cost of the purchaser in default. An convey
ancing at the cost of the purchaser.
tel2- d&ds RICHARD x. CRAWFORD. Executor.