The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1883-02-08
She Would Be a Journalist,

on his desk ppehiab up after thissfashipne
- iI' N a Journalist. l write for all the
principal Story papers, besitTesa a number
of Observation-Disclosures oriftwoi daily
papers. sa7.,zss;f. y as,.st 4, g..
-saidEaheseditor. aslaaafl al ni ssliHas5
.ia 30 no., find plenty. Of time to do
everything. I Just slapof q love story,
say in the morning; jupslli n, and tde Mp
a poem, or two, after luncheon, and get in
some coiresp poiId6nce' after supper. @ 4
k now 4TFlatB w omenfgkian do and, L m
spfoying my. theory that we can accom-
pfsh 11st itiss much, If not more, than the
snIeadfyws streOnlN given agfair gshpw.,s
I Nov, I game in to see you about Christ
phElnnsup to tlle editor siae.a ads 7d al
e ..Apything particularly odd about the
holiday this yearP' asked the editors q
mo, but Jou bring out a paper every
SpndaY.m, said the lady .s.e.
esSFe t,A' tte'l15ss1 gfYS gn3 50 gGlNza
IN ew, sylrat,ye eH want on the Sunday,
before Christmas is a Christmas num-
bel, said tfe~lady.l - .fDo YOU catch on
to the. itseaa- Something efullof every-g
thing about Christmas. a regular holf-
day issue of tie paper. gseg9f,a s{1
!. ''Perectly,iiaas,said the editorgs :.s.But
I do not see how you can be interested
: A--1f3IBa aijl SH - 19ag 8aI ~ bSsass
s.Ah. that $ the point, said, the. lady ],
''You see, I know Just what Christmas
nunibeF Should be. I know how ITO get,
if gRs 4 Now, 4prepose tozbFing out yeur
| christmas number for You, ~ aud She
sniifeep sWeetlS upon the SOMEWHAT cas-
Etbnlshad edIoE1 Fs,srg2 sss3 as x4,s,.,s;s.
r ..But, my dear madam m--'
+ k4Alfss. please. .,'sl q 5ailBsa8 aaoxlia,
/ falNYeA then, Inyedear Miss,
L | Haseltine-Julia Anne Scott Hase1-
titine.oa OF course, YOU are familiar with
my name. Il always sign il ilsfull toaall.
large sfnasialin6 41ohaRg, card from her
liRQeketbook and passing IL, over ~ the.
l-editor.
|, Can't say that I've saw it in prints'l
| said. the editor. Bat, of course, YOU
know Ffead very few stories Of that
as0rs II T. gs.,ss -sssf IF ssFsss.f1 -,,.1
| :. just the point wish to make" said
/ the lady, grabbing IfelSsa7a aiIel and takiEg
d rollTof manu- useript out of it, .:.of course
| You newspaper men cannot find time to-
liTead, much iesssWrite,E Estoridsa \ Now ,iiln
+ getting, out yonr Christmas number YOU
want somebody to lielp you who Is tip IN
! the story line of basfaess:cTI mthatt
person, Twill get youfoutra Christmas
number that win just make sfll the ed
itors OF the country faiily black W ithl
/ jealousy '1'.r4 .a., .,ast...,.--....-.. -......-
we already have an editor for the Sunday
! paper. Am quite sure You would do all
| you say, But p - - oii3
adI knowsgou1haslei anFeaitor forrtle.
paper,',,, said the lady, 8. but this is a
/ Special occasion. Now, I'll Just Jump ffi
atnnce3and loolroEer the ground, Let 8
see.s. Here is. q good long story for the
first page. A regtiiar Dickens ogIf-istL
mas snap. ThGt will. losI think, 7 and
the ,ladyplWnped . great roll of manu-
script ji8Wn Upon the desk insfront of
hens 1astiThen here is a peefn,ne gi .ss,s
:" But, my dear malapl; | mean Miss
| sHazelbush-f .iSA8siffi oEti 1fa Eyt
Il Haseltine, ifyepplease, -sir.n
3siF1sYellJ 1IaSeltino, thanIl said thesed-
i5oF 9 I'VE q9R fafs tq Lad iadoPtly Py yqqBr B sag g
hse But suppose3 roii sIlaitE stheE opening
chapteEof hay story, | know it will --i'.
Il N You win excuse III - 4estsi8' tS &s52l
esssThen9 yofI mightssisrenl to a single.
verse Of my Christmas Morning 10 the
Snowbifd. A perfect geneffrf Its way.
Ftepeas:ass g h,,a;aIsa ri &Inau
sRoE fs5 i sig,ag gg tgS tsES2qgAh h the Gaai,a,
A sRaTf1 stt 9GsP8E dib ssEf e a9a iass
safsiilA4yy dear Lady, I am very busy this
morning.. cried the editor. sEff you
via cali iil--l1-n - .zs9nisgd 81 Sx61iai
| sg" O 1 knqw what that means,'1 7, said
| the lady; '.yOu want me to leave. You
iilelAahsyef have the1east p3sien ceimith
a!Wanlarl. You always ppt1her down. as
| not knowing anything at the start, and
consider ilags-saofetg 4 Gbofss unless she
| is foolish eaQSlgh to let YOU make love
to her. Buff -yaue will only listen to
.aaasAsr 7 e, verse ~ anaagsf} NIX
"' The air is full Of frost and ice,
y AnS tfis asSio JOHNNY thinEs tii fsf rs nice fu
A97 itafTd send pennies to r -Ti' = 7.
.; But at this point the editor made q
/ wild dash for liberty, and ikip away ifh
stlsa aaresssrouyna for two hours, tn MAKE
sure o., net meeting The wouid5be editor
again.- Br0oslyB Eag1e o.sl.s's Haat
E-3sixa tkl0, ~ 7F---sr.es-tz tt-7I .97sslH
-slh oi ss3adAtqi e H0qki coiTfes coiTfes sap ia
''Coffeei cofeei Did you ask .sifs II
would haYe cofieg?' replied a guest at a
Cleveland hotel the :osher9daysSsia9r
4 dYes, sir 'guhispe reIlstheEwaiter.g II
inssH HaYexouc mixed with ehicory?''
Fo1'EWe haEe,l gs.jinsusay tl.tati7aa1
BIZ sand beapys and peasa' s,s.fe.,-s, !;
is y Your c6fss black as hight and
thick as null, .1l8s
at is, sir. -
"Lukessstsa,sanii data sdEhwaterp''
| "That's it sir. 'a---
"Warranted to give i man Bright J
disease andlenlargad liver inside Of four
weeks3 sVaw saaa53s aai 1ig i. slsa yafa
awe positively gua antee il, asir.lfT
"Then for Heavens sake. bring me
| three or four cups of.it. for it's a whole
year since I've had a chance TO get hold
Of any geapine hotel coffee. ,.'-L7ereiand
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