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Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
BOILED,

Professor in physics What is Boyle's law ?" Student, with carbuncle.: "To break out in the most inconvenient place"
 The reason why the lightning does not strike twice in ihe same place is because noth- ing of the place is left after the first round New Orleans Picsyune.
 A stranger in the city, seeing the places of public resort full of young men, night after night, asked if this was the land of the mid night son.-Boston Transcript.
 One of the oldest circus lemonade men in the country has just been discharged. He was caught the othsr day talking with g lemon dealer.-PhiIadslphi News.
 Boston girls who got lost in the woods in the White Mountains the other day did not cry .sheip,s' but, ssThree ladies in this direo- ton are in urgent need of assistance. "-Ho- tel Mail.
 The difference between bakery and 2 printing office lies in the fact that in the former the pie is formed, while in the latter occasionally the form is pied,- somervilIe Journal. -, .,s-s-f-.-.l - -,
 Young man .twhy do you wear those goggles? Is your sight failing rapidly 2' Old man Not at all, find wearing gog. gles more convenient thsn lodging psraaels. Thats all Philsdsiphis News e- ....Ez.
 The .speakarsWho alluded to his candidate as .fthe war-horse that anuFed the battle from afar'' climbed mp to ths competition room with Aclub after reading 1t in shs paper as tsthe ward boss that snstchsd the bottle from the bar. F. BostDn Commercial BuiIs. tin.z 1EsEa eszssEfs9 5szs5zz ez;155zla5' @ Ezs1 s ssIsssi thas there Is hail 1ivs feet deep in Iowa. Baid a Wall street broker to Bar keeper.s ssIts great pity. 'rr replied the cook tail conjurer. rsWhy 50 ?" asked his custom CT. Because ies ashsme to supply 50 much cracked ice to a prohibition State. "1New York Commefciai Advertiser. aits -t -z5;=1s 7 5 At one Of the wasering places an impatient young man walked up to the door of the bathing house in which hs thought hia male companion was dressing and Knocking on the same, testify inqnired, ssWhen iu blazes are you going to get those pants On s'1 There was6 faint giggis and silvery yoics replied, When get marrisd, T suppose. r-Un- @ The editor wrote. sBonny Kate Field is on her travels through the exchanges once more, 1" and it came out in the paper ssBoney Kate,'' etc The editor is paying ten cents apiece for all the copies of that issue, for the purpose of destroying them, and if the en- tire edition cannot be secured he says he will go to Alaska until the affair ssblows over. r.n- Norristown Herald 1asa @ lsi
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Coal tar has been found to contain several useful things. The latest discovery in it is that of Professor Fischer, of Munich, Germany. who has extracted from it 8 new medical agent to which he has given the name of ''Kairin, ,. and which greatly resembles qui
 nine in it's action on the human organism. The rapid diminution of fever heat is the chief effect, so far as has been observed, that is produced, and in this respect its efficacy is said to be remarkable. The discovery has been patented and manufactogy established.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Mayor Lewis can remember when New Haven had only dirt roads and these the town took care Of. If the town took care of it's dirt roads it did better for them than the, city now does for it's elaborate sstreets ?
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

LIVER diseases, headache, and constipa- tion, caused by bad digestion, quickly cured by Browns Iron Bitters.
 LEWIS, Iowa.-Dr. M. J. Davis says: Browns Iron Bitters give the best of sat isfaction to those who use it.''
 GARFIELD, ,Iowa.-Dr. A. T. Henack says "Once using Browns Iron Bitters proves its superiority oyer all other tonic prepar, ationS."
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Our esteemed contemporary the Register will not admit that the Democratic party is weakened or that saloons are decreasing in number. We never supposed it would.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

The tax rate in Bridgeport is over two per cent, but in Bridgeport the valuation is low. In New Haven both the valuation nd the tax rate are high. Hence the strong com plaint of the burdened taxpayers.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
EDITORIAL NUI,E>.

Our esteemed contemporary the Register will find it hard work to convince the tax payers of this city that their taxes are low.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

The British parliament is going to pass 8 bankruptcy bill It is to be hoped that the American parliament will pass one as soon as possible.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Eight Russian women recently asked @ New York judge to send them beck to their native land because they did not have to work as hard there as in this coantry. This Is g land Of freedom; but 1t is not . gIandzlof ease. Far from it. fs] raE ,-sz-e@as5a z.-4
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Thnrlow Weed estimated his purchase of cigars during the 84 years of Kis1life at ssO.- 900. Dust to dast, ashes to ashes and weeds Ft0 Weedo oE .sas sss5sz58 4s38ae l5Ei
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

This is the'way William Black answered an inquirer in regard to the pronunciation of ,tsYolande"
 They say the auther1 spelling was planned To make the people pronounce Yoiande;
 And who could think 'tcouId be found handy To use the cunbrous form Yo1Ande 2xsra aez= Though those who wish rhyme for Holland
 Were doubtless welcome quite to Yc1znde =s-e- But now upon us 1t has dawned e-yss,.s s.ss 'TWere better far to say Yolands. - =
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
TH|lEEREEoRE

obliged very unusually low prices ail thnt remains Of Summer Stock. Advertising has i'm Ihe dry goods trade of Haven we content ourselves saying trust to DEEDS, not WORDS know the ladies of New Haven
 are given looking quality and real value
 easily flash advertisements It is advantage, especially n the past still making ductfOns where eve W. find it necessary.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Headache baniahed matter what cause, sick, nervous, neuralgia, dyspep&io. Which is 1t? It be sfectually removed by Dr. Bsnson's Celery and Chamomile Pills.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Dr. Bensons Skin ftufe consists of internal ternaI treatment time, aud 1t the skin white soft and smooth. It contains poisonous cruRg S1 at druggist,
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Dr. Benson's Celery and Ohamomile Pills contain no opium ouinine or other harmful drug, and arc highly recommended for headache, neuralgia and nerYousnaaa. 30 cents at druRgigts'.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

-Oh how my headaches Remove the cauee by Dr. Benson's Celery and OhAmomile Pills
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Tend Itchinss in any part of the body cured by )r. Benscnis Skin Cure. 'Tls the best.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

-Makes the skin soft, white and smooth. Dr. Ben- 'on's Skin Cure. Elegantly put up.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Sick Headache, distressing malady cured by Dr. Bens 1ns Celery and OnsmomiIe Pina.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
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quetest the fin the Dry Goods Trade. Goods of all kinds were never lower 1n price than they been this season We have still 2 Summer Goods sell and must get them off at what Sacrifice. 1he mfdst of very keen competition It generally admftd That store has come out ahead must keep the advantage gained
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Dr. Benson's Skin Cure consists of internal and ex ternal treatment tine, and it makes the skin white, soft and smooth. It contains no poisonous 5r1oa druQoigfa,
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

-HumorI, Scroful4, Ulcers vanish before Dr. Ben sons Ssin Cure. Internal and external.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
CONN., MORNING.

The cost of making is said to be about $6o the hlogramme, which is about thirty five and ausrter ounces.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

-Neuralgic and Nervous He4Izcues removed by Dr. Benson's Celery and ChAmumils t1Ils.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Dr. Benson's Celery and OhamomtIe Pills cure headaches of every nature promptly. also neuralgia.
 Elegantly put up, two bottles in one package, is Dr. Bensou'g Skin Cure. All druggists, sure.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

O. N Crittenton Sole wholesale Agent for Dr. c. ". Benson'g Remedies, 115 Fulton St.. New York.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

-Periodical Headaches fly before Dr. Benson's Gel cry and Chamonnile Rills. All druggists
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17

Headache punished, no matter what cause, sick, nervous neuralgia, dyspeptic. Which is II? It can be efectualy removed by Dr. Bensons Oeiery ana ,IlaD
Morning journal and courier., 1883-08-17
FIFTEEN FACTS.

 -Neuralgic and Nervous He~,acues removed by Dr. Bensons Celery and ChAmumile t1ils. -HumorI, scrofula, Ulcers vanish before Dr. Ben sons srin Cure. Internal and external.
 Dr. Bensons Skin Cufe consists of internal and ternal treatment at tins aud 1t the skin white, soft and smooth. It contains poisonous crugs $1 at druEgists'.
 Oh. how my head.ohesI Remove the cauee by Dr. Bensons Celery and OA@momile Pills. Tender ItohInss in any part of the body cured by Dr. Bensons Skin Cure. 'Tis the best.
 -Headache baniahed, no matter what cause, Eick nervous neuralgia, dyspep&io. Which isit It can be sdectually removed by Dr. Benson's Celery and hAmomile Pills.
 Sick Headache, distressing malady cured by Dr. Bensons Celery and Onsmomile Pills.
 Makes the skin soft, white and smooth. Dr.Ben- son's shin Cure. Elegantly put up.
 pr. Bensons Celery and ohsmouniIe Pills contain no opium, Quinine or other harmful drug, and are highly recommended for hesoAcheI neuralgia ana nervousness. 50 cents at druggists' cry and Chamomile Pills. All druggists.
 Hair and Scalp Diseases thOrOughly cured by pr. c. V. Benson's Skin Cure. None like 1t.
 Dr. Beuson's Skin Cure consists of internal and ternal treatment at tine, and it makes the skin white, soft and smooth. It contains no poisonous drugs. $1 at druggists'
 Dr. Bensons Celery and ohamomiIe Pills headaches of every nature promptly also neuralgia Elegantly put up, two bottles in one package, is Dr. Benson's Skin Cure. All druggists, sure. Headache banished, no matter what cause, sick. nervous neuralQic dyspeptic. Which is 1t? It can be enectually removed by Dr. Bensons Celery and Ohamomile Pills.
 o. N Crittenton. Sole wholesale Agent for Dr. c. w. Benson's Remedies, 115 Fulton St., New York. Au15 cod
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
The Flooded District.
Special Dispatches to The BHT.

CINoINNATI, February 81. The river
continues to decline at the rate of an
inch an hour. 1t is now low enough
to allow steamers to use the public
landing. The inundated diatrict is
covered with wagons filed with busy
men. There seems no ground for
alarm from the accumulation of filth.
The relief committee has kept the
streets clean as fast as the water re.
csded. Additions to the relief fund
to-day amount to $500, making a
total of STAG 600.
ST LOUIS, February 2l.-The coun.
try opposite Cairo on the Missouri
side Is submergsd, and the people
have either abandoned their homes or
are living in the second stories. The
town Is also filled with ice, which has
floated Ia from the river. The bot
tom lands on both Hides of the Mis-
sissippl below Cairo are flooded.
Great damagSis being down to farm
property.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
The :Clergymen Csnsured.

Special Dispatch TO THE BEE.
New YORK, February 21.--The
coroner this morning selected q jury
to investigate the causes Of the fatal
disaster yesterday. Crowds to-day
visited the place and discussed the
terrible affair. Many were loud in
their denunciations Of the clergymen
In permitting the stair case, which
they say has been In a frsil condition
for some time past, to remain without
being properly strengthened. Those
Injured will recover. The bodies of
the dead children will be taken to the
Church Of the Most Holy Redeemer
to morrow morning, when funeral
services will be conducted.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22

OF Representatives, found that very
many objectious then made are at va
riaroe with tho statements of the en-
gineeru themselves, and conclusively
show that new and very extended ex-
animation, which the secretary of war
was compelled to make, because of
his wish to give satisfactory answers
to the inquiries of the house, has not
resulted In such answers as can be
satisfactory to the house, but are of a
character to confuse and mislead both
the house and the country"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22

the senators to withhold support from
this bill both on account Of the popu-
lar demand for economy and the bad
name it's passage would give this legIs-
lature. Brown of Lancaster, and
Butler, we're the leading champions of
the bill aud Schcenheit tried to ridi-
cule the charge Of bribery and cor
ruption.
The opponents kept mp the assaults
and by numerous amendments and
motions tired Its supporters out and
carried Its consideration over till to-
morrow.
In the house the battle ragged from
9 a. m. to 2 p. m. over
THE SENATE RAILROAD BILL
with but brief intermisslon and some ex-
cellent speeches were made pro and con
The railroad lobby on the floor and in
the cloak rooms swarmed like feas en-
dog In dog days, and they kept up
constant communion with members.
Superabundant lawyers and attorneys
distribitued themselves in the seats on
the floor, directing members when to
rise or sit down as motions were made
and amendments offered. This feat.
ure was not only disgraoeful, but
POSITIVELY DIsGUsTED.
The house voted down nearly all
amendments. The worst amendment
adopted was to strike out three-cent
)pasxenger fare and substitute ''fonr
cents per milo." It is not probable
the senate will accept this should the
bill pass, which as yet is doubtful.
The aggressive attitude of the Lancas-
ter delegation ON behalf OF the rail-
roads, and against oil reasonable rail-
road legislation, has arrayed num-
Der of senators against the capitol bill,
and IL Is almost certain that the defeat
Of the senate railroad bill will kill the
capitol:bill.
Final discussion of the railroad bill
is set for tomorrow morning.
It now looks as If the legislature
would not adjourn before Saturday.
The Investigation into the corrupt op.
erations Of
THE CAPITOL RING
created great consternation among
them, but they oil displayed lamenta-
bly, poor memory and stupidity in tes-
tifying. They know nothing about
the fund raised here to procure the
passage Of the bill. No sooner had
Montgomery put in an appearance
than he was beselged by the capitol
lobby. They induced him to employ
Harwood as his attorney. His mem.
ory also became confused, and while
he oorroborated the statement made
by THE BEE, both before the house
and aenate committees,
HE FAILED TO MATERIALIZE
the parties that were prime factors of
his story. He thought 9. @. Burr
was, to his present recollection, the
person that denounced the brlbed
member In his presence, or he
thought it might be anothe,
. man. Burr was brought In, &C.
. cording to programme, and he
denied having any talk whatever with
Montgomery or even meeting him
: here last week. Montgomery, who al
0 first testified that the unknown friend
o was an intimate acquaintance OF nine
years standing, could not now identify
him, and while he admitted that ht
9 knew and could name the bribed
Q member, he positively declined to dis
Q close his name. Here the matter restI
: now.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
He Wants It Looked After.

CHICAGO, February 2l.-Judge
Williamson In charging the grand jary
impanneled In the criminal court for
the February term drew special atten-
tion to the practice. of carrying con-
cealed weapons. 1t was their duty,
he said, to indict all persons found
carrying dangerous weapons. The
crimes and violence arising from such
habit demand vigorous measures.
w. T. Allen & Co., wholesale gro'
cers, assigned this morning, but tho
amount Of liabilities and assets are
not yet reported. The firm say that
they expect to settle and continue
business.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
Hugo Railroad Pool

bpotIAI UBpAVuH % IHh IHE'
NEw YORK, February 2l. - TIE ex-
ecutive committee of the trunk lines
and managers Of the western roads
formulated an agreement to-day pledg'
Ing to maintain rates, refuse to accept
through bills from connecting roads
found guilty OF c1tting, and to dis
charge any employee making cut rates
or giving rebate.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22

CHARLESTON, 8. o., February 21.-
The steamship Mario CASTLE, Of the
Clyde line, running between New
York and Charleston, WAS totally de-
stroyed by fire early this morning.
The officers and crew had barely time
to escape with what clothing they
happened to have on. The Mario
Castle was to have started for New
York to-day, and had received one
half of her cargo, consisting of cotton,
naval stores, etc.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
Sing Sing Soldiers.
In TuK RKK.

SING SING, N. Y, February 2l.--
Twenty-eight men in the foundry at
the prison refused to work this morn
ing. The twenty eight men who re-
volted this morning when locked up
were cheered by the other men, who
were also locked up. The men claim
the work was too hard.
Discipline is badly broken up and
the officers are insulted and Knocked
at. The doctor was often threatened.
Violence may come at any time.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
A Fatal Mistake

CoRsIoANA, Tex, February 2l.-
The family of William Bush, living
Twelve miles southeast OF here, were
poisoned by having morphine admin
istered iustead of quinine. The moth
or and three children died from the
effects.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
A swindier's Two by SIx
,aciA Dianntch tl THl HXl

PHILADELPHIA, February 21.-Mr
Donald Smith Peddie, fugitive, wa
buried In the Potter's field. He
swindled the Dissenting Ministers
Friend society, of Edinburg, and
other orphan asylums out of $3.50, 900.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
Past the Danger Limo.

MEMPHIS, February 21.-The river
this morning at 6 o'clock marked "a
feet, which is the danger. line, and the
water continues to rise slowly.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1883-02-22
The Seventeenth Victim,

Special Dispatch 10 rHs BKn
New YORK, February 2l.-Katie
Gerlaeh, age seven, is dead, the sew
enteenth Victim OF the school disaster,
Daily Republican., 1883-06-07
Very POpular-The New
Eayings and Loan Assoc iatiOm

AN entirely new loan association il
now \being organized at the Office OF
William Il. Hawkins, No. 7l2 Market
street, on the same general plan as the
Perpetual Savings and Loan Asso-
citation, which has lately become SO
popular, but with several additional
advantages.
1t offers IT'S members all the adyan'
tages of safe and reliable savings insii-
tuition, and allows more interest on the
amount invested than is usually offered
by such institutions.
Persons borrowing from this associ-
alton receive the whole amount of the
loan and get the full benefit of its use.
The first payment will not be due UNI
til June 3, 1883, at which time the
books will be ready for delivery and the
first regular monthly meeting will take
place.
Shares are now rapidly being taken.
All persons desiring to secure shares in
this association should leave their
names without delay al the office of
Mr.. Hawkins, where the subscription
list is now open.
Shares only 81 each. Only II limited
number for sale. Now is the time to
subscribe.
Daily Republican., 1883-06-07
The Prophet H0nored In His Own Coun-
1 try, even in His Own House. 1

THE honest, simple narrative of Mrs. S. j.
WHIP, who resides at No. III Williams
ST., Providence, Il. L.
B." During the past six or seven years have
been severely afflicted with kidney disease,
causing intense bachaches, dizziness, and
other severe pains through my body and
! limbs, rendering me SO weak and PROSTATE
| that at times it was impossible for me to do
any part of my homework. have had also
a huttering of the heart, and was terribly
| distressed for breath. ! was very miserable,
and completely worn out and discouraged |
had no ambition to undertake to do anything,
and barely sufficient strength to render exist
ence desirable, having failed to find any relief
from the doctors prescriptions. At this
trying crisis friend persuaded me to obtain
a bottle of Hunts Remedy, 81 now rejoice
that ! followed this friendly advice, for the
Remedy acted like charm in my case, After
had taken Il lew doses, my health began to
improve felt better every way. The tlut-
tcring of the heart, the intense backaches.
AMI terrible shortncss of the breath speelly
disappeared, my strength and ambition soon
returned. and before had taken two bottles
Of the Remedy | was entirely well. and able
10 wash and iron and do my housevork. Once
in a while am troubled with the headache
and as soon AS | am taken resort to Huntt
Remedy, and few doses fix me all right
shall never be without It in the future. !
have frequently recommended the Hunts
Remedy to my friends, and they have ex-
percnced relief frou the first dose. heartily
recommend it to all who are afflicted with
kidney disease or diseases of the Liver,
bladder, or urinary organs. ! think 10
family should be without it,
Mrs S. j. WHIP,
No. III Williams St., Providence, X. l."
Daily Republican., 1883-06-07
DHILA DELPHiA, WILMINGTON AMI
BALTIMORE RAILROAD


Trains leave Wilmington as follows:
For Philadelphia and intermediate sta
tions, $40, 100, 1870 a. m. 23O, 400, 73O, 85
p. m.
Philadelphia (express) 2, 223, $50, 1850, 1918
.. 9.39, 95s. ll.5S a. IN. l2l6, l.54, SIT, 6.3s
B.55 1928 p. m.
New York, 100, 223, $50, $40, 958, 1853 a.
M; 1928, l.54, 230, 5.l7, 8.3S, 7.26 p. IN.
Baltimore and intermediate stations. !. s.
9.l- a. IN. 8.0Op. III.
Baltimore and Bay Line, 657 p. IN.
Baltimore and Washington, l.42, 4.tl, sos
9.l7 a. Ill. ; 100 *l.0a, 500, 8.b7, ll.A p. NJ
Baltimore only. LOS a. IN. 1921 and p. m.
Trains TOR Delaware Division leave for.
New Castle, 800, $40 a. III. LOS, 400, 6.2t
p. IN.
Harrington and intermediate stations, SIC
a. m. LOS, 6.25 p. NJ.
Delmar and intermediate stations. $40 a.
m; LOS p. IN. Express for Delmar, 400 p. IN.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Philadelphia and intermediate station 4
$40 a. III ; 300 m, $50, 1880, 9.55 p. nj.
Philadelphia and New York, 400, 2.2S a.
IN. 5.T, 63S, 7.26 p. IN.
Baltimore and Washington, LAP, Adj, sos,
9.17 a. m. l1.04 p. m. Baltimore, LOS a. IN.
For further informal ton, passengers are re-
ferred to the timetables posted at the Sta
lions.
Trains marked ~ are limited express, upon
which extra fare is charged.
CHARLES f. PUfH, J. X. WOOD
General Manager 4enaral Passenger Agent
Daily Republican., 1883-06-07
CHEAP SUITS.

We do not adver' Use them be.
cause we have not learned how to
make them, but we do claim we
make a low-plice d nit and have
a great many styles to select from
in prices from twenty to twenty.
five dollars. and we will make
them to give satisfaction. Just
give us your order and you will
say we are right in not making
CHEAP SUITS, and we know our Low
PRICE suit will make you our per.
manent customer. We will please
you just as well as in our s,itings
from thirty to fifty dollars, al
though the work and goods will
not be as fine, Yet made well and
a perfect fit. just visit our Gus.
tom Department and see what we
have to show YOU. Wilmington
Clothing House, Merchant Tail.
oring Establishment, Fourth and
Market Streets.
Jno, v, DiefendoIf & Co,