Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-06-09
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Ma" he asked at dinner, s'who was
Charlotte Russe?" "Oh," said ma,
''she was one of them old queens who
made trouble during the restoration"
I At the seashore, as usual, one wave
from woman's handkerchief will
continue to attract more attention
than hundreds of waves from the
ocean.
A hackman went into the surf at
Long Branch and encountered huge
shark. Their eyes met for an instant,
when the shark blushed and swan
out.
'But, my dear children, why do you
carry that open umbrella this fine
weather?" Because when it rains
we can never get it. Mother takes it
them
When DR.. Bliss received the $1,000
offered instead of the $4,000 de-
manded, his Respiration was slow,
his pulse rapid and his pus cavity ex-
tended with bile.
II don't see the use of machine
for hop pressing. do you, William?"
said Laura, just before embarking in
the giddy waltz. William votes that
hop success.
A blind pauper implored a tramp
for the gift OF an old pair of pants.
"Great Scott" exclaimed the seedy
wanderer, ''do as do; get your draw
ers dyed"
We have heard of persons going
into a drug store and inquiring for
nails, but the latest oddity is an old
lady who went into butcher shop to
buy liver pads.
Bob Ingeroll thinks that people are
fully punished, during this life, for
all their sins. This would seem to
indicate that BcJ1s next door neigh
Dor plays thes fdeon.
A noted "ueaaAeaan po;no IN GOO
panorama of Bunyan's Pilgrims
Progress, asked to see Mr.. Bunyan,
saying, "he's friend of mine and will
pass me in free.'
A recent trial has elected the fact
that many German girls cultivate
their hair for sale. American girls do
the same thing, but the girl always
goes with the hair.
Cooperation is a very economical
move, but it doesn't work we'll when
two women who are joint owners in a
| fine switch of hair. both want to 60
out on the same day.
Fame is like a shaved pig with
creased tail; and it is only after it has
slipped through the hands of a few
thousands that some fellow, by good
luck, holds on to it.
Tho truo roason why so many wom-
en- want radical reform in female
| attire is not ON account of notions of
convenience or health-it is because
they are afraid of mice.
When the peeler fished him out of
the gutter the soaked gentleman OBJ
served: "Don't know wezzer twas re
good dinner or re bad sidewalk Bofe
on 'em s'lushes, you see"
The electric incandescent pocket
book is the latest-it is always light.
The proprietors of ice houses make
many a cool thousand in the course
of the year.
Look to your fre-escapes. In other
words. settle your debts and pay your
pew rent.
Generous natures Wills. hesitate
. about lis Prs, pwhenit
Snow letS-<s.u,! - <sfne of my
invisible hair netsts .p.5whps.s an Austin
milliner said to a customer.
The man who arrived at the station
moment too late for the train had q
splendid carear before him.
When two young ladies waste an
hour in bidding each other goodbye,
it is smuch adieu about nothing"
"Why is a young man like kernel
of corn?" asked young man. BE
cause" said another, "he turns white
when he pops"
It's no wonder that Mormons think
highly of their religion. It's very re-
wiveing.
During a recent performance in
London of "The' Yellow Dwarf" a
gallery wit remarked: "Why don't
you rehearse the piecep'
The mean velocity of gyration in q
tornado is discovered to be 174 meters
in second, but Blue Island avenue
girl, waltzlng, can give it three laps
and beat it.
BY an accident in Australia, q party
of men were compelled to remain in
water sixty hours. If this had oc-
Cured in Kentucky, the particulars
would never have been known.
"Liauor," said a lecturer, lis re-
sponsible for much of the misery in
this world" "That's so," said an old
topper in the audience. 81 am always
unhappy when I can't get it."
The latest wrinkle of fashionable
architecture is sitting room exclu-
sively for the daughters of the family.
A gin mill, round the corner, is a good
enough sitting-room for the sons.
Said loving wife to her husband:
do you know, dear, that butterfly
ornaments are very fashionablew
perhaps so," he gruffiy replied; "but
fthe grub is the great desideratum."
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