The Arkansaw traveler., 1883-03-17
Ed,,ersai E,shlnss.
<osrs,Ssa Aersla

Editorial E,ehings.
 <est.stssa Herald
 Baltimore claims to turn out more artists than aas other Csty y.-Et. aasgs. Don't make enough money ,e pay thesr rent. ~e suspect.
 \ lady ,n Ner-ieh. Conn. =. years oi age. has just begun to take lessons on the psano. Ii IS no, stated ho~ hef nealh- bcrs offended her. that she should resa., to such diaholieal revenge.
 frol julio asserts ,h&, the hro~n stone houses ocsNe~ York will entirely ctumble away in less than one thousand yeAr>. sc rulnous IS our atmosphere. That se,tles it. Nc shall no, build brown stone house II wouldn't bs economy,
 " An English traveller in America re- cords as one resuli ot has sobserx atlons the general sadness on the faces ot our men oi affairs as they go about the streets. " Perhaps they had jus, heard that Oscar Wilde intended to return 10 ,hss country.
 It ,s esl,na,ed tha, the valentines sen, to the icmsnine sea this year cost over sioo.oco while those sent to the mascu- lines didn't cost over eleven dollar and hail. \ great many come valentines can be bough, tor eleven dollars and a half
 George Washington couldn't tell a lie. II was foreign to hls nature Id psactce deception. Even the VIZ he wore w4s built m such a manner tha, ne, ene per son m a million would suppose that q was hsit of hrs o~n rAsing. <o~-A-day, ~igs ae, lie.
 One Oliver Swet,. os Boston. oifc1> tc wager S,o, that hc eau cat quart oi baked beans for bfeaktas, every motning ior th'1, days Here ls an oppor,unit, for london 1ss. 4 to get of one of It, parentheiIcal al Jokes | C. say that such a fea, IN calculated to make one olisei S~e;t all oeef sweat.
 The New York sss -se,.I4. if.x,lsr, says there is a began m N AShinston ~ho stAfnmers so much that II takes hun SCI. eral minutes 10 ask fer .. c-o -o-o. .s cent As l, na, take ban several hours To ge' one, he ls tool to vase so much tune asking for cent. when he could ask .oi ] d-d d-d-d-d- -dailar ast as quiokly.
 During last year. according ,o statistics the American people drank I4.ijI.o1l gallons ot whisky. .,7yoAs3 gallons o imported spirits. :,.6,S,o7i gallons o ~ine, and ES.r-oSi- F. % gallons of beer The ,hirs, of the Amcncan people iAs year was no moro intense than usual but there were more Democratic victor,es to celebrate than for many years.
 
 Miss Phdbc CouIias is featuring or The Correction of Certain Mistaken Notions Regarding Eve lt appear, tha; the stor, that Eve began io cry and threatened to go homc te her mother bc. cause Adam refused ,o buy her s3o seal skin >acque n the early days of then honeymoon |, weak invention of ths enemy. We al~A A,s had some doubts in regard to the authenticity of tha, s,oY
 New York soccy has occ,ded tha, when gentleman and lad, mce, on Inc street the one ~ha hrs, sees the other should bow So ~e leatn tsou4 s SO ciety item. bu, | docsn, explain whether the paftles >hoeld be acquainted ot ,io,. though se ;htak the, should co etiquette or no etiquette Ii they should happen 70 pash Nitnhbl >SFttlk cat n ttDcf ~e suppose the oo~ing formula may bs {. dispensed sl,h without g,ving oiiense tc either party.
 All sorts of sas,tonomie feats arc re ported. Eating sal, nacs screl a da, i fos three weeks. ot three boafd,ng hous. i spring ohlc kens d week for SIX months, ol brace of quAH day for thirty days may be considered ii'hcgiy fca,s in oui day. but look Al ,he achles ments of thu anoien,s in ,his l.ne There was Poly phemus. for lns;AHt (, sno had single eye 10 epie utean feat. When tiysse' and hls cotnpanigns scrc thfo~n into thu country of the (, ieps. ttf@s soush, shel ter iu folyphemus cave, and ,hai gentle man ate t~o of the Greek in,rudefs bones and all. fof h,s supper, ~ithou calling fer botlle of pepsine or any othe ald 10 digestion Polypheinas ate , brace of Cfecks dAily tpI seyefal days and odds were wasrred that he ~oul, keep i, for ,hirty days bp, his suppl, ran ou, and ese sped. ~iih ,sses A ,heir head. That's ,he saHd of a qgai eater the one-cye ed I'olyPhefnes ~as