The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1883-03-28
NEIGHBoRHooD NOTES.
NEWS NOTES FROM G0LAR

JARNAGIN. TENN, March "a, 1888
To the Editor OF the AorristOwn Gazstte:
We are having winter in the spring
down here about now. The wind il
blowing furiously, and the hills and
trees are adorned with the beautiful
white snow again. Our farmers have
been very busy sowing oats and prepar'
ings their corn land, but when these
snow billiards come upon a fellow be
feels nightly like taking out and scud-
ding to the house, to try cup of Jar
nagin's best Rio
Collar AND ITS ADVANTAGES.
Some Of our fellow-citizens, u. d..
Holt and James SPSon) that were born
and raised up among US, left with their
families for a more genial cline this
week. We hope they may find Missouri
a good country and their trip profitable.
Others are talking Of trying Texas as q
home soon. We cans see why q man
should leave our parts for lands I'M
known unless il be the luminous re-
ports that 60 out about the far West,
for we think Collar Is the garden spot of
the world. We have almost any kind
of land TO cultivate that man can wish;
we have rocky land, we have slaty land,
we have ridge land, we have smooth
land, we have river bottom land, and in
fact almost any variety of land that
man could wish, and all that a man
needs is to roll up his sleeves, ike uncle
Jack Holt, an 60 to work with the same
vim and energy that he does and they
will have bread and meat TO eat, while
sluggsrds sleep. Then we haYe an
inexhaustible supply CT the best water.
Then we have an abundant supply Of
women, tina: wear from No. kid to
No. o shoes, and brogans at that. So,
IL fellow wants to settle down TO hard
work and wants q helpmate, he can be
accommodated, We have some of the
prettiest women in the world in Collar,
then we have others that weuld turn a
jar of cream to buttermilk almost in d
second. Then we have quite q lot OF
young gents, bachelors, and widewers
aohn AANANa ohAOhh Il III AA~ANAO-
as one of the most energetic the name
of J. f. Noe. Jack is one of our most
enterprising citizens and seems to know
just how to humor the women, because
he has built a new hen house recently
and indeed il is a model house of the
kind-and new he can get eggs If the
snow is knee deep. Ali ladies, SEINE
OF you would do well to throw some
Of Cupid's darts, pointed with gold, at
Jack. They might strike him, who
knOwsl
We notice that our literary school,
under the supervision Of g. w. Car
michael, has opened out again for the
spring with a goodly number of pupils
and we hope much good Will be accom-
plished thereby; aud, while we are
speaking of schools, we can't stop with
out speaking als0 of our Sunday School
at Macedonia, superintended by ]. L.
wester. There seems quite an interest
manifested in the school and we hope
IL will continue in the good work many
days hence
PERSONAL.
We welcome the return to Collar of
T. ]. Cooper, who has been absent all
the winter on a singing tour. We all
miss Tom when he is gone, and are glad
when he makes his return.
MARRIED.
On the 9Th instant, by ID. l.. Car
michael, Esq, Mr.. Silas c. Stephens to
Miss Catherine Spoon, all of Collar.
Ne wish the newly married couple great
success in life aud flowers Of pleasure
ever springing up in their pathway.
With many good wishes for The
GAZETTE and its numerous band of
readers, subscribe myself, collar.