Tolland County press., 1883-02-08
LAH-DEDAH.

Was there ever more remarkable creat- ure than the young man of to-day? He is study. I do not wonder at him when hs wears hats SO low as to be almost flat and shoes so sharp as to be simply tragic, but it is when he talks that find myself most amazed. had the pleasure of sit- ting in car on the west side elevated road on Thursday, when youth from Yale strode in and discovered an acquaint- ance in the person of 8 young New Yorker who sat oppokite me.
 "Well, fur charity's sakep yelled the youth from Yale. "When d you blow in ?n He was tall, was the youth from Yale, with sharp nose, very tight trou- sers, microscopic mustache, very short coat and an English hat. Some ones left the door open, he continued, looking around with broad and comprehensive smile at the passengers, ssand this curios- ity has blown in. p
 This brilliant sally was received by the New York young man with grins of de- light, He retorted with epigrammatic brilliancy:
 s'Ah, ge chase yourself around your feet p
 Upon this they shook hands warmly 1; made furtive blows at each others ribs and sat down together. They both stared at the passengers for some time, expecting them to go into transport of merriment, but somehow the passengers did not look joyful, but gazed at each other sadly and with apprehension.
 "Ohl you coy darling ?: piped the New Yorker in voice supposed to mimic fem inity. "Why have not written me Morn, noon and eve have I longed for word frry,, &Iao3 r,ork1o Too U ETff
 ssYas, an you got left, Orlando"
 "When d. y'u cum down ?"
 { 4sLast eve. Got on an awful bat with the boys, and went to bed at fourteen o'clock a. m., with a head the size of 3 balloon lib on a anobleman's yatch. When I fell out of bed for breakfast this morn. ing what do you s'pose I got ?"
 s'No, no, dear son got note from g gay deceiver, asking me to call around an take her an her mamma to the Polo Grounds to see the football match"
 sD'you take her?" &
 s'Bet cher sweet life didn't. Sent a note sayin' I'm no hog. I'll take you, but draw the line at the old woman.
 Nothing mean about you, if you are beautiful" ~ A tst.
 'sWell, she must think I'm bloomin' chump to lug the entire domestic estab- hshment to the game. By the way, Ro- salind, get on to this hat will you ?"
 "Oh, you sassy ,divil, it's English, an your mother is hungering for bread. How ever, yer bound to keep up with the style, I see."
 s'Well, there's snow in bed when get left. It was quite chilly little while age though. 1 was going down Madison av- enue when my eyes lighted upon 8 coy and giddy dame--a perfect fairy, by George. said, T will have recourse to .wlly plot, oh [ Hap so; I crossed the street, forged ahead, came back to the near side again end. wandered casually back, so as to give her an opportunity to view mo in my native grandeur and beau ty." Ys -
 "Oh, you sweet thing l"
 "WeH, I gave her good chance to get mashed on my shape, an then raised my newly gotten tile and said, Pleasant even ing?' We'll, sir, she just raised her eyes slowly and gave me the coldest, cruelst cut you ever saw in your life. Phew, it makes my head swim to think of it.
 ssWhat dyou say ?"
 q did the- brat act again and gently murmured 'Geod evening""
 After this the New York young man recounted several thrilling experiences with beautiful girls who had been madly in love with him at various times, in 8 voice distinctly audible throughout the whole car. They were evidently the sons of wealthy parents, and had been given every advantage but that of careful train ing. I should imagine that the best thing to do with them would be to give each one . thorough spanking and put him to bed until he has learned to speak the English language. -- Brooklyn Eagle. CROUCH ON RATs."-The thing desired found at last. Ask Druggists for Rough on Rats" It clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, bed bugs. 15c boxes.