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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1883-07-27
Queer Stories.

deed OF property lately made over to the
United States, near Fort Davis, Texas, reads :
TO the United States or its SUCCESSORS
An Englshman bcqueathed his two daugh-
theirs their weight in II bank notes. One of
the girls received f54 200 and the $50 ,344.
The wife of ]. W. Wise, of Spurlington,
Ky, is grandmother at 81 years of age
She was married at the age of A. and her
daughter was married at the same age.
The reason given by Camden Oneida
county man, for not marrying again is that
his lot In the cemetery is now full, he having
recently buried his sixth wife there.
Letters deposited in the Ottumwa Uowa)
Post Office in 1866 have just come to light.
They were discovered in tearing down the
building. They had been lost through de-
feet in the slide.
In rcplevn suit at Stcvensvllr, Montana,
relating to pair of reins bought ut auction
Tor 30 cents, the unsuccessful liigant paid in
costs more than $500 Over 100 Witnesses
were examined.
John lIense, OF Reading, Pa, was in the
South when the war broke out, and he wrote
to his wife that he had been forced to ioin
the rebel army. Nothing more was heard
from him and he was mourned as dead -
Recsntly he returned home. He says that
when the rebel army marched to Gettysburg,
he one night made his escape but was recap
turrd and put on board war vessel, where
he remained for some time and then made his
escape. He Travelled westward, was taken
prisoner by Indians, and held captive FOR
fifteen years He learned number of In
dian dialects, and became II member of a
tribe. Tie made his escape at last. went TO
France, and returned to America via Cuba
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VOL. XXVIII----NO. 80.

Bishop Berkeley said that when our Pill
grim Fathers landed on Plymouth Rock they
| first fell on their knees and then on the Abo-
| regimes.
In village of church recently paper
| was circulated asking for contributions
"for the purpose of paying the organist and
| n boy to blow the same"
-"Crowded out TO make room for more
| interesting matter" remarked the editor as
| he showed aside plate of beans and tackled
| II strawberry shortcakc
| "A correspondent tells an anccdoic of an
old woman, who, when her pastor said to
her, Heaven has not deserted you in your
| Old age" replied, mo, sir; have very
good appetite still"
Elderly philanthropst TO small boy who
is vainly striving To pull door-bell above
his reach: Let me help YOU my little man.
pulls the bell) Small boy "Now you had
better run, or We'll both get q licking"
1t is said that man who weighs $50
pounds on this earth, if transported to Ju-
plter, would shake the ground with the pom
qernus tread of 10000 pounds or 224 TONS
IL David Davis ever visits that planet then
good-by Jupiter.
My dear, | can't find the cold chsel and
yet | placed it in this closet myself only
yesterday" Yes nice place that was to put
IT such weather as this, and close by the
kitchen range, too. Why it would not stay
cold two minutes. It's down cellar in the
| refrigerator"
-"Can you change twenty dollar piece ?"
he asked as he gently placed the empty glass
upon the counter.
"GeS, Said the bartender
well, I'll go out and see if ! can find
one"
And the man was gone
"A Partisan author has translated Shake
speare's line, "Out brief candle, into French
thus: "Get out, You short candew That isn't
as bad as the translation of an exclamation of
Milton by Frenchman, who rendered
"aail horrors, hail" thus GLOW dye do,
horrors, how dye do?"
The Gar of Russia once met by accident
Colonel Galetsin in state of inebrety.
Look here, sir" said the Gar, what
would you do if you met colonel of the
Guard in the condition in which find you ?"
The Colonel drew himself up, gave the
military salute, and replied with great crawl.
ty:
81 would not condescend to say word to
the brute"
His wit saved him his commission.
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A PATIENT WEI have heard" said
the kindheared Austin female philanthro-
pisl to the woman who lived in n dilapitated
slnniy in the suburbs, whose head WAS tied
up, and who had one arm III sling IL have
heard that your husband beats you, and
thought | would consult with you to see il
we could not restrain him"
you ARE mistaken, Madam; my husband
never bt ats me. We have lived together tif-
teen years, and he has never heat me yet,
and the woman adjusted her arm in the
sling.
II ann so glad 10 hear That | am mistak.
Ell" replied the female philanthropist.
No." continued the woman sadly, putting
the bandage over her eye "hc has never
struck me blow yet. He has kicked me in
n dozen different places forty different times
he has taken me by my Two ears and bumped
my head ON the floor, or on the corner of the
manllepece, he Inns poured hot water down
my hack, pulled out my hair by the handful
and he has stuck pins in me II time or so he
feeds the horse on my new spring bonnet
but he has never beat me yet, and until lie
does, don't think | ought to complain. -
| IetaS &ttings
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A Business Son.
The Sort of Relative the Old Father
Loved 10 the End.
Wall street NeWS.

Wdtt- street NeWS.
Yes, there's II heap o difference in boys
replied the old man. rs he tied up Il bag OF
oats. "Thele's my son john for instance
Everybody beats him in II boss trade, swim.
dies him on II watch dicker, and leaves him
out in the cold when he farms on sheers.-
He's good hearted, but there's no bizness
about him If had To depend upon John
I'd die in the poor house"
He wrested the bag aside, seized another
and continued:
And there was my sou Pnlip-keen as n
razor--eycs wide open, and SO sharp that NJ
man in New Jersey dare offer him pair o
old boots for IL $500 hnss for fear oi being
| che ated.'
"ls he dead"
Yes he's gone, and that was the slIarptsl
| trick of ALL He found he'd got consumption
and what did he do but hunt up II life insur.
| ancc agent, take out II SIS 900 policy, give his
note Tor the premium, and come home and
| fail oft II load of hoy and run II plchfork
| clar through him. Some sons would have
| hung on and doctorrd around and wanted
curranL jell and chicken soup for eighteen
months; but that wasn't Phil No sir III,
didn't even ask for anything beltcr'n II $2t
tombstone, and he said needn't git ihat I'M
less the marble cutter would lIade even up fol
| Il bliud calf"
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for almost had hysterc fit. l cried and
laughed. He tried to talk to me and tell me
it wasn't no matter that folks hadn't noticed
it, but that only made me feel worse. Hadn't
seen them laughin' at me?
| told him he must take me home; so he
got the buggy and when went to get in, if
there wasn't my bunnit lynn in the top OF the
buggy
You see, when John let the top go back,
one of the long ends of ribbon got caught
some way, and the bunnit was drawn right
off my head. Come to look at it, the elastic
cord hadn't been half sewcd on, and had pull.
led off that was why the bunnit slipped of
so easy. tell you, Matilda, my pride had Il
fall. never took II mite of comfort wearin'
that bunnit But twas good lesson tn me.
| gave up tryin' to keep up with Miss Will
son.
Wal, there, didn't notice how late twas
geltn'. must hurry round and git the ket-
tie on-thought would make some cream
toast for supper. John is master hand for
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SWAPPING OFF THE TAIL ---Odtlest of all
methods of sclf-deitnse is that of swapping off
the tail The blnd-w0rm or slow worm is n
little snake like lizard, common in the old
world When alarmed it contracts its mus
cles in such manner and degree as TO break
its tail off at considerable distance from the
end But how can this MD il " The letach
ed tail then dances about very lively, holding
the attention of the offender, while the lizard
himself sinks away And for n considerable
time the tail retains its capacity Of twisting
and jumping every Time it is struck The
lizard will then grow another tail, so ms TO
he prepared for another adventure. There
are other lizards which have II similar pow.
er, though in less degree -PopuIar Science
Monthly.
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The Wife.

The true wife not only has the confidence of
her husband, but the affairs under her per
sonal supervision and exclusive care flour
isl like garden, says II level headed
writer. All things beautiful spring from her
touch, and he enjoys the blessing of her tact
without fully realizing how it comes She
loves the praise of her husband, she is dcsi.
rous to be permitted to share his lifework,
and his confidence is the only reward she
seeks. She never overtaxes his income, for
she knows how much it is, and she keeps
within il. She may sometimes long for an
increase of worldly goods, but she never re-
proaches him when he is diligent and does
his best
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Pnrtical.
AT IL EST.

AT REST.
An, silent wheel, the noisy brook is dry,
And quiet hours glid by
Ia this deep vale, where once the merry strean
Sang on through gloom and CLEAN;
only the dove in some leaf shaded nest
Murmurs of rest.
All, weary voyager the closing day
Shines on that tranquil bay,
Mhereuby storm beaten soul has longed to be
= Wild blast and angry sea
Touch not This favored shore, by summer blest
a home of rest.
An, fevered heart, the grass il green and deep
Where thou art laid asleep;
Kissed by soft winds, and washed by gentle
showers.
Thou hast thy crown f flowers;
Poor heart, too long in tins mad world opprest
Take now thy rest.
|, too perplexed with strife of good and i'll,
Long to be safe and still
Evil is present with me while pray
That good may win the day.
Great Gyer, grant me Thy last gift and best,
Thy gift of rest,
Sdidh DOutHey IN GOOd Words.
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Solving Two Problems.

He stopped saving wood and turned to the
old man who was splitting and piling, and
said
Father, cannot believe that | was cut
out Tor farmer The whole problem is
right here: 20 to the city as aclerk, at one
dollar day In six months ! get raise to
nine dollars week Ina year am given an
interest in the firm, and in ten | am rich
enough 10 buy and sell you ten times over"
Yes, that's one problem" slowly replied
the old man, and here's another: there's six
cords of wood left in that pile and il it isn't
all sawed, split and piled before Saturday
night, you don't get no pair o new cowhide
boots out of me Hear me now, and make
| that bucksaw strike firew
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AN AGILE HUNTER-ro illustrate how
spry II hunter ought 10 he, Deacon b
sometimes told OF his extraordinary feats in
outrnnning game, Once he brought out n
n well-known tmpper of the neighborhood,
who silenced him for the time being with u
narrative which has probably done duty with
other liars, hut was pat 10 the occasion. He
declared that ii couple of winters previous,
while looking at his traps along the mill race,
he spitd an old musk rat on the bank Rails
ing his gun, he hazed away and then jumped
down to keep the rat from getting into the
water. believe it or not" he added. 81
jumped so quick that got that whole load
of shot in my back"
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JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE.-"John," said
an old Georgia plantation owner to n faith
ful negro attached the place ARE the COWS
all driven out of the south pasture?n
Eyes, snh -
"And the sheep round up under the cas-,
hills'
"Ycs, sal'
"And he mare, two year.old, and bay FLY
put in the staheW
"All snug, boss"
"All right You know there's couple Of
Atlanta editors coming down here in the
morning to fight duel, and one can't be too
careful OF his live stock while they arc pop
ping at each other all day"
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a|pser 40.

AN AZ I 10 amend sections thirty.tive aud thirty
ak of chapter sXtN-thIee Of the Revised Stat
utes, relating TO thP publication of notices in
probate proceedings
Be IL enncted &C., u, fbiiows
SECT. l. That section thirty-hve OF cha pter six
y-three OF the revised statutes Do amended w in
sertiug the words 'of published after the word
'printed' in the third line, that said section AZ
amended, shall read al follows:
SECT. 80. In all laws relating to probate courts
and proceedings. the words public notice " denote
notice published three weeks successfully in news
paper printed or published in the county, or il
none in the state paper; the words, personal no
tce " denote service lily copy given in hand or
left at the place of last and usual abode DAYS
at least before the time OF hearing; and the words
"due notice. denote public or personal notice at
the discretion of the Judge
SECT. ?. That secti4 On thirty-six of chapter six
tv-thrae of the revised statutes be amended BIZ in
sorting the words ot published after the word
printed in the second line that said section a.
amended shall read al follows
SECT. 50. Any NOTICE to be published in & news
paper shall be published in such paper printed Or
published in the county the party required to
publish il, selects, unl ss the judge deems such pa
Der unsuitable from Want Of circulation OF other
substantial reason.
SECT 3. This act shall take effect when approved.
Approved March !, 1851
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Cha pter 1863.

AN ACT to amend cha pier one hundred and fifty
eight of the Public avs of eighteen hundred and
Seventy-seven.
Be il enacted, DC. a follows
SECT l Section on +, part ten, IS hereby amended
by striking ont of the fixth line the words of
debtor debtors res ding or, and by inserting in
the seventh line, after he word 'state. the words
o debtor or debtor1,' 80 that the shall Rad
: follows
Tenth. In suits for the re-deyery of good, or
ChatteIs, taken and detained from the owner and
secrated or withheld, $50 that the cannot BE-.
replevied, and in bills in equity, by a creditor o.
creditors, to reach and apply in payment OF debt
any property right, title interest legal or eau-
table found within this state of debtor debtors
which cannot be come at to be attached on a writ
or taken on execution i'll suit at law, against such
doctor debtors, and which is not exempt BY law
from such attachment and seizure, and any proper:y
OrintereSt conveyed ih fraud of creditors
SECT. =. This act shall take effec6w approved
[Approvef March :, 1885,
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Chapter 1856.


AN ACT amendatory of and additional to chapter
fifty -one ui the Revised Statutes, in relation to
railroads
Be ii eaGcted &c, as follows
SECT. L. Section sXty-Sevcu OF chapter hfty one
of the revised statutes, is hereby amended by insert
the words or right of redeeming the franchise of
railroad, and its road from mortgage thereof 70
that the first clause of said section shall read as fol-
lows.
SECT G.. When the franchise of railroad ard
It's road the right of redeeming the franchise Of
a railroad and its road from mortgage thereof
wholly partly constructed, are sold by decree of
court, by power Of sale in mortgage thereof or
on execution, the purchasers have all the right
powers and obligations of the corporation, under its
charter, and may form new corporation in the
manner hereiubefoTe provided.
scot. :. ANY corporation formed under the pro-
visions Of chapter tftyone of the revised statutes
and acts additional thereto By the holders of rail
road bonds are empowered to acquire by purchase
the right of redemption, under the mortgage secur
ing snch bonds.
SECT g. The provisions of chapter ffty-three of
shall apply to cases i'll which no interest has been
paid for than three years, well to
which the principal has been overdue for more than
three years, as therein provided.
SECT. 4. Whenever The principal of any scrip OF
bonds issued by railroad corporation shall have
interest has been paid thereon fOr more than turee
years, corporation formed by the holders of such
scrip bonds, or if no such corporation has been
formed, the holders of not less than majority of
such scrip or bonds, may commence q suit in equity
for the purpose of toreclosing such mortgage; and
unless the arrears paid within such time the
court may order.
SECT. 5. This act shall take effect when approved
Approved March g., 1888
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& ma pter Ess.

AN ACT relating to Immigration.
BE It eA0cted, &c, as follows
Whenever the governor of the state shall have
knowledge that. under the provisions of an act of
congress approved August three, eighteen hundred
and eighty-two officers are necessary in any town
or city to take charge of the local affairs of imm-
grafton in the ports this state and to provide for
the support and relief of immigrants who shall fall
into Distress he shall designate for such duty The
board of Overseers of the poor and their
in such town or city, or any member members of
such board, Approved March :. 1883
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twenty dollars, or by imprisonment in the county
Jail not exceeding six months And of ot:erses de-
scribed in section four of chapter hundred and
torty-one of the revised statutes and. convictions
may punish by Imprisonment in the county city
house of correction, not exceeding six months
And have exclusive jurisdiction of ali ofenses
against the bylaws of said city; and in prosecutions
on such, by law, they need not be recited in the
complaint, nor in allegations therein be mora par
ticular than in prosecutions public statute.
approved March . 1881
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AN ACT to excuse cor poration-, which have ceased
70 transact business, from publishing -eil.-aluuAt
statements and fling annual returns.
Be it enacted. &C. "a follows
The attorney general upon application ur1l,
corporation, and salts factory proof thai such COZ.
p0ration has ceased I'd transact all business shalt
tile certificate Of the fact with the secretary OF
state and upon being paid reasonable compe uSat!0t
for his services shall give a duplicate thereof -
the corporations and thereupon such corporation
shall be excused from thereafter publishing semi
annual statements, AMI filing annual returns with
tile secretary of state, r. now required by law. 50
long /. its franchises remain unused.
Approved March !. 1889
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{ Approved March ,, /
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An ACT making sunday a close time for game and
birds OF all kinds
Be 1t enncted, &C., as TO Vows:
SECT !. Sunday is hereby made close time on
which day it shall not be lawful for any person to
hunt, kill or destroy game or birds OF any kind.
der the penalties imposed for the hunting, killing
established by law.
SECT. .. This act shall, noe ~ construed to re-
peal or dilninish the penalties already imposed for
any violation of the Sunday laws
Approved February Is, 1888
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AN ACT to amend section seventeen of Chapter
tittyeight Of the Revised Statutes, relating to the
appointment of constables at meetings Of county
and local agricultural societies.
Be II enacted, &C. as follows:
Section seventeen of chapter fitty-eight OF the re-
yiscd statutes is hereby amended by striking out
tile words 'inhabitants of the county, so that the
section, a. amended, shall read as follows;
SECT II. The officers OF any such society may
appoint a sufficient number of suitable persons to
act as constables at cattle shows and exhibitions;
and they shall have and exercise all the powers Of
cOn-tablts in relation to the preservation of the
public peace and enforcing the rules and regula-
tioI- OF said society, within the towns where such
shows ana exhibitions are held from twelve o'clock
at noon of the day preceding the commencement Of
such shows and exhibitions and until twelve
O'Clock At noon of the day succeeding the termina-
ion thereof and no longer. Approved March 513s@ i