Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1883-07-21
ALL SORTS.

A picked niae-The quart Of early straw
Bazaar
/, only take. a pound Of muscle to make
a prize hgh,.-Nsw I Hk World.
The hired girl with the dus,-rag i. the
ch2ir-rub Of the .amiiy.-The Drummer.
Why are seven days like spell Il sick
hess Because they make Que wesk.-The
Drummer.
/. i. easy to make the dull boy smart.
Gu, his finger aud apply sAIt wa,er.-P1,l-
adelphia Herald
A nan whose bes, works are always
trampled under ioo,-A cxrpe, n,anutactur-
er-lta'umore Every Saturday.
There seems to be no call for an exh,o,
ton Of grief nj "a circus Vet the audience
ls always IN tiers Bosom Star
Mr. Henry Cake was arrested the other
night for hammeting ms wife with club.
Sort OF battercake, as il were -Sau Francis.
% Post.
Some new picnic baskets are lined with
white satin, So says Il fashion note For
color We would susges, crushed Gu s,ard.pe.
E-Boston Globe
| Carmlne tinted foreheads and chins are
the latest craze among the New York bellies.
10 thls complexion have We come at last
San Francisco Post.
smart young man picked up flower in
a ball room after Gil the girls had gone, aud
sang pa,hetically: Tls the last rose of
some her. The Drummer
Ism it strange that we never hear Of dy
Mantle being usedin Egypt where there are
more Nleists than any where else in the
world Baltimore Every Saturday.
To be tried for his hfe-The hen -pecked
husband. Two cats on the back fence meet
purchance the usual way. Brought up by
hand-The coal b d.-New York News.
r A burglar who has climbed up to garret
window on ladder is arrested By = voice
shouting. Halo there, what do you want
May ask you tor q glass OF fresh waser?'
Y -Fhesende Blatter
, Don't say entry, Charles said Mrs
Culture to her son; hall is much more ele-
: CANT. Next day the young man astonished
his friends by speaking Of AID Shsughnes-
: sy's hall into the office boston Trsn-
script
+ That which we call arose by another
a name would smell as sweet" If you be-
9 lieve that just tell q boy to sleep on 81. q \.
d IN. instead Of calling him to 'Arorse, aud
d see how much better il suits him Burling-
h ton Hawkeye.
( | wish my hair cropped very close. re-
marked Charles to the barber. and. drop
piog his voice "rll come in the last Of the
week and pay you Charles still wears hs
\ hair long; the barber was willing TO shin
gle" but not slate hm-Boston Courier.
n A gentleman in Brooklyn. celebrating the
y birth OF daughter on the day Of the open
IS ing Of the bridge proposed to call her Vic
% toris, in honor Of the Qnesns birthday
{. whereupon friend {uo, an Alderman
q suggested that more appropriate name
Of would be Iget-Four.h joke OF New
= York Post
\ A woman has been discovered in Nev
!. York who receives babies that are not wan
/. "a and sells them for g and $40 apiece
=, fonkers Gazette. II they are no, want
- how does she manage 10 sell EN- '-Ds,rci
Free Press II the truth 0. the ,ransaction
-. were known j, would prove . give away
=. Boston Courier.
he 'Mehi,a5le Jane | cannot give ron ano:h
he er new dress this summer. .jacalated Ars
I'd Purseproud 10 her darling, your father
as poeketb ock has been drained by you nov
III in fac,, i, Is dry But mamma must.
ng You mus, not. interrupted Mrs. L. 10
ie ar. a-a 4 regular clothes ursn9er
koined the y,ang lAdy.-Bostou CoarS
Ata fa.h.onaals Welding in Sex ios
The esremoy was performed under . for
umbrella This was probably little 81
ye.,ion u the brides mother. who xau:~d ii
groom 10 understand by the sus5 5len thai b
ough, 70 pu. up something fs . rainy ds
= -uartforr Times Oh, TO- /, va, & II
gss.ion tor parAsolsaire diamond e.
riEgs
OF / shocking oath Thunder ani Lxh
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