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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-06-14
NOTICE

Land Office at Kirwin, Kan, 55Oa
June 9th, 1888. '"00
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lOwing-Iiamed settler has filed notice
of his Intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Register
or Receiver at Kirwin, Kansas, on
July Is, 1888, viz:
WILLIAM c. GLAVIND,
H. e. No. 1923. for the sw ! section
3, town ,, south, of range Is, west,
He names the following witnesses
10 prove his continuous residence
upon and cultivation of, said land,
viz:
A CHall, end Wan Morgan of West
Cedar p. o., 2 Z Brown OF Pleasant
Green, j d Matteson of MattesUn,
Phillips county, state of kansas.
JOHN BISSELL, Register
w Y. s, May, atty je-l4
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-06-14
Isl of Patents
LAND OFFICE, KfRw,N, Kansas, !
.lITNR II fSS1

Land OFFICE, KIRwtN, KANSAS,
JUNE IL, 1883.
Patents for the following parties, for
lands in Phillips County, Kansas, are
now on file in the o. s. Land Office,
kirwin, Kansas, and will be delivered
upon surrender of final certificates:
FREDERICK Newman H Stephenson
Lydia NJ Edgerton Jas B Robinson
Thos G Watson Jesse Pbillips
w w Waggener Daniel Gearhart
q + Masterson w P Custard
Geo w Burgess LR Hubbard
W R Lloyd Samuel Harden
E T Sawyer Geo w Calhoun
Theo Cooper TB Swearengen
Martin " elsh Timothy Cary
Morris j Goddard Phillip B Toothman
Emmett Plumb John Franklin
Klon ii Bacon Jasper L Hall
E B Middlebrook John q NIeirs
Respectfully,
JOHN BISsELL, Register.
r. r. HAYS, RI ceiver.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1883-06-14
JUNE IA, 1888.

Terlas: Tne REGULAR EDITION OF the HEE
AID contains eigni pages with six columns to the
page subscription price $50 per annum in
s1vancs. The DoLLAR EDITION consists OF fonr
pages of the regular edition and contains all the
Editorial and Local News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08

a Indiana farmer walked into the house
the other day with tickled look on his face
and his hat on his ear, and called out:
"By gum! Hammer, what do you Think"
"What's happened now?"
"You know that fellow who sold me the
churn and had me sign paper"'
"Ies."
"Well, that paper was a note for $50"
"NOa!"
''True as preaching. And what else do you
suppose:'
''He sold it?'
"Right you are. Went and sold it to a
bank in Vincennes, and I've got to pay it.
Think of it, Hanner-my note good 'nuff to be
sold to bank four .stories high, and with
plate glass windows, and they send me just
the same kind of notice to pay as they would
a rich man. / must let old Sims hear of it
in some way. The Sims family look upon us
as scrubs, and here we are treated the same
as if we rode in a keeridge behind four
hosscs ."-Er.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08

A farmer in the corn growing district Of
Illinois sued a rillager for debt this winter,
but when the case came to trial the creditors
heart was by no means adamantine.
''I've waited good while for my pay" he
explained, "and wouldn't have sued you now
if you had acted like man who wanted to
pay"
''I'll tell YOU what I'll do" replied the
debtor. ''Make it $25 and I'll fix it SO you
can get the money at once.''
"I'l do it.'
The debtor filed out a bank note for the
sum, due in thirty days, and handed tito the
creditor with the remark:
"Put your name Of the back and they'll
give you the money at the bank"
The farmer indorsed it, got his money, less
the discount, and his grin of pleasure had not
entirely died out when the note came due
and the cashier explained:
''The signer has nothing we can get hold
of, and of course the indorser has to pay."-
Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08
Missouri News.

Cooper county has $4,000 idle in her
treasury.
Paris is out of debt and has 5000 in the
City Treasury.
-Cass county has voted in favor Of COM
promise county bonds.
Springfield has ls0 telephones and sys-
tenn of water works begun.
The Monsterrat coal fields now give en-
ployment to about three hundred men.
"A sixteen -year.o old boy of Joplin, is six
feet and two inches and still continues to
grow.
In the Columbia Court many persons
We're fined for betting on the November
elections.
a. J. McGinnis, the wife murderer,
is to be hanged in West rlains on Fri
day, February 16.
The County Court of Monroe has just paid
Off $40, 600 bonded indebtedness. 1t is thought
5000 more can be paid in the spring.
Miles Farrar, the Postmaster Of Mar
quand, who so mysteriously disappeared
last fall, with money belonging to other par
ties has been captured IN Texas.
-CarrolltoIgAh has a saloon keeper who ad-
vertises for wives, mothers, brothers. grand
children, sisters, fathers, sons and daughters
10 give him personal notice as their drunk
ard fricuds.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08
NUMBER 80
How He Won Her.
"Cecile !"
HYes. mana -

"Cecilew
eyes, papa"
She arose-a brown eyed, brown haired
girl, with a rare grace and sweetness in her
manner-and approached. Pierceval Dead
wood pushed aside the mass of papers that
lay on the desk before him and gazed stead
lily, almost fiercely, at his daughter. She re-
turned the gaze with timid, hesitatinG
look, while the rosy bushes of maiden mod
esty chased each other rapidly across her fair
young features and leaped outward into-he
great Beyond.
"What brings young Frelinghuysen here
so often?" asked the old nan.
Ellis feet, suppose" was the answer, in
low, shrinking tones. 81 noticed that he
had them with him the last time he called''-
and the girl shrank instinctively against her
hustle.
II want no nonsense" replied the father;
81 have called you here to talk about your
future. You must make wealthy mar
riage."
"Papa"
"Do not interrupt me-" he continued.
81 have spoken my piece, and have only
to add that am a Hard Man from Way
back"
Sobbing as if her heart would break, Cecile
went slowly to the sofa and sat down with a
dull, sickening thud.
She had broken her hustle.
Suddenly she arose. 81 love Harold FREE
inghuysen," she said, ''and will marry no
other man."
Two minutes later she was doing up her
back hair
"You are sure you love meY'
"Can you doubt me:" asked Harold.
eyes," replied the girl, 81 can, but have
decided not to'-and kissing him warmly,
she went away.
Spring in Coshocton.
Pierceval Deadwood is again seated at his
desk.
"You expect young Frelinghuysen to-
day"' he says to Cecile.
''Yes, papa"
Even while they are speaking the door
opens and Harold enters.
'Have you come to redeem your promisc:"
asks the old man scornfuIIy.
II have" is the reply, ard Harold places
$50, 900 in bonds on the desk.
''Iiow did you get this money, and where
have you been all winter?"
Drawing himself up proudly, Harold an
swered: 81 am a retired sand-bagger from
Chicago. Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08
VOLUME XVI.
Fhe IRON COUNTY REGISTER
e Published very Thursday, by
ELI D. AXE,

AZ One Doltar and Fifty Cents year, advance.
RATES ADVERTISING:
sqtta-e week, 81 90 / or column year, S 35
I Square weeks, 80 l hf column L year 50
square weeks, 200 column year, 100
f-Yearfy Advertisers have the privilege of two
changes without additions IL charge.
TFAddress REGls TER. Ironton. Missouri.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08

care you the Judge of Reprobates ~ said
Mrs. harrington, as she walked into an office
of a Judge of Probate.
Il am Judge of Probate" was the re-
ply.
Weii, that's it'll expect" quote the old
lady. "1ou see, my. father died detested,
and he left me several little intidels, and I
want TO be their executioner.n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08
TAKE NOTICE.

All persons indebted to the IRoSToN MAN
UFACTURING COMPANY are hereby notified
that they must come forward and pay up i'm
mediately. Those who fail to heed this not
ice and act accordingly, will at no distant day
find their bills in the hands of an officer,
placed there for collection at law.
lronton, Mo-, Jan. ID, 1865.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08
Signs of Prosperity.

When spades grow bright,
And idle swords grow dull;
Where jails are empty,
And where barns are full;
Where field paths are
With frequent feet outworn,
Law court yards weedy,
Silent and forlorn;
Where doctors foot it,
And where farmers ride;
Where age abounds,
And youth is multiplied;
Where poisonous drinks
Are chased from every place;
Where opium's curse
No longer leaves a trace
Where these signs are
They clearly indicate
A happy people
And well-ruled State.
From the Chinese.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-02-08
societies..

EA.rERN STAR LODGE, No. 60, A. F. & A.
-RetGsr Communication second Saturday in
avery moth. All visiting Brethren are cordially
Invited to attend. j. W. ARMS, W. NJ.
j. W. JACKSON, Secre airy.
PILoT KNOB LrpGE, No a53, A. 0. U. w.
meets every Friday even lnr at odd Fellows Hall
Pilot Knob. J. NJ. PEACE, NJ W.
C MILLER, Reco
INDIAN CHAPTER, No. Il, r. A, meets on
On the First and Third Tuesdays in every month,
at o. 'ciuck P A., in the Masonic Hall IrontOn
SrAROETHE WEST LODGE No. 1SS3, A. F u a
n meets in Masonic Hall. IrOnton. on the SatUr-
day of preceding the full moon in each month =.
Mosaic LODGE No. 35l, A F &c A. NJ, meets
in the Masonic Hail. Cross Roads, on the Satur-
day of or preceding the full moon in each month
IxoSToN ENCAMPMENT No, % l o. F.,
meets in the 0dd-Frilows' Hall. IrontOn, on the
First and Third Thursdays of every month.
IRoN LODGE No. 107 I. o. o F. meets every
Monday evening, at its Hall in Ironton.
PHaBE Lopez No 330. 10 OF, meets every
Yharsday evening in Masonic Hall, Cross Roads.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
A SENSE OF DOUBT.

How is it that whenever you are
thrown into the company of an unusu-
ally polite over polite-person, you
almost immt diately dist.u tt him? There
comes to you, acting upon the nervous
part of you, of which you know so little,
a sense of doubt.
You are not averse to polite bearing
and manners nay, you like them; you
even find it pleasant to receive compli-
ments so readily and glibly offered to
you; to see the amiable smile; to watch
the bowling head; and there is some
thing in the scene Of reverence and re-
spect as expressed toward yourself very
flattering to your amour propre. Yet
in spite of all you are not sure of your
companions honesty. You are inclined
to suspect that there is something cynic-
al behind that smile; something hollow
at the back of the compliment; some
thing unreal in the look of regard. And
you do not know in the least why you
have this feeling, only you know you
have it. At the same time you find it
so agreeable to be made much of, to
find your opinions suddenly of value (or
assumed value) in the eyes of your fell
low, that you lull to rest the spirit Of
doubt which rises within you, and re-
solve to believe your new friend an ex-
ceedingly polished and very delightful
man. And L do not say he is not
Home Journal.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
cLEAN1Se vo.:NEs BIZ sTE.s u

IN the stables OF the Third avenue
l...s.-d il New York, machine worked
- steam has superseded the curry
c".-a. rs regular rate IS ten horses an
lp,;r, but, in testing its speed, one horse
VS.. actually cleaned in one minute and
.--en seconds, and more thoroughly
:..a- Ivy the ordinary process. The
horse IS led under bar, from which
depend on each side Of him arms with
Universal joints. Turning on the arms
az brushes a foot in circumference.
These are reyolyed by steam through
&c arms and cross-bar at an ordinary
rate OF 500 revolutions a minute, which
can be increased to 1000. A man on
each side takes hold of the arm close
to the brush and applies the brush to
the horse. The steam that whirls the
brush makes a noise a good deal like
the kissing of hostler. The universal
joints allow the arms and brushes to be
moved III any direction. Beginning at
the head, the men move the brushes
along the sides, back and belly, and
down the legs of the horse to the feet.
A cloud Of dust arises in the air, and in
two minutes the horse looks like a
different creature. The horses were a
little nervous at first, but after few
seconds all appeared to be pleased with
the operation. At the Third avenue
railroad stable it takes six men thirteen
and half hours to clean, or half clean,
128 horses by the ordinary process.
Il the steam-brush is passed over the
horse at a moderate speed once, each
square inch is actually brushed more
than if an ordinary brush had been
passed over it 400 times.-BoSto7a Jour-
nal Of ChemiShy
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03

stltt arteries, near the bone, have
none. Clasp the wrist tightly and see
what multiple currents of poison start out
on the hand, while none of them appear
on the arm back of the ligature. A life
could be destroyed in short time by
simply rubbing the limbs downward,
while you can almost drag the dead out
of the grave by rapid, persistent and
general rubbing of the limbs upward.
if no lesion of vital parts has occurred.
In view of this why has it not been
stated in the hundreds of directions for
restoration of the dead from asphyxia
and syncope in drowning and heart
disease? Rubbing to and fro simply
affects the capillaries, doing little if any
good Artificial respiration is beneficial,
but only when it has given impulse to
the heart. The best results will be OBJ
tanned by having as many as four or six
persons rubbing the limbs spontaneously
(all alike in rhythm), while another
manipulates the breast and abdomen.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
BROTHER GARDNER ON HONESTY.

If I should find a perfeckly honest
man--honest in his expressions, honest
in his dealings, sincere in his statements
4 shouldn't like him. He would be a
lonesome object in dis aige. He would
seek in vain fur companionship. While
[ believe dat honesty am de bes' policy,
I doan' look to see it practiced beyand a
certain limit. When 1 trade mules wild
a man I kinder like to doubt his word.
I want to feel dat he am keepin' still
bout de ring-bones an spavins, an dat
de beast he says am iist turnin' fo'teen
vars will nebber see his Dist birthday no
mOar. It am monotonous to deal wild q
nan who am PERFECTLY honest. If lend
a man money 1 want him to be honest
huff to return it, but if he kin trade me
a watch worth So for gun worth seben
I shall think none de less of him. If
men were so sincere dat we felt obleeged
to believe whateber dey asserted we
o4AOll1S 14Of liz LII UhCO11OO oil
ments. When I glib my note expect to
pay it. When [ ak a man how he would
Ike to trade his wheelbarrow fur my
dog I'm not gwine to inform him dat
Caesar am all bark an no bite, an he am
not gwine to tell me dat he borrowed
dat wheelbarrow in de night an forgot
to return it. If grocer leaves me in
charge of his sto' lie gwine to sot fur
half an hour beside box of herrings an
keep my hands In my pockets all de
time. Yet, if dat same man sells me a
pound of tea he expects me 20 try an
pass off on him haif-dollar wild hole
in it.
Continer, my frens, to believe dat hon.
esty am de bes' policy, but doan expect
too much of so-called honest men. You
. kin trust men wild your wallet who would
, borrow a pitch-fork an nebber return
it. You kin lend your horse to man
who would cheat you blind in tradin'
! obercoats. You kin send home a par O
dead ducks at MONDAY 10y a man who
would steal your live chickens at mid
night. When I lend my naybu,
Mocha coffee I like to wonder if he
won't pay it back in Rio. When de Ole
woman buys kaliker on guarantee she
iather hopes it will fade in de washin'.
solemnly believe dat de world am
honest huff jist as it am. When you gir
your word stick to it if it busts de bank
When you do job of work do it we'll
When you make debt pay it. Any
man who am mo- honest dan dat vii
want you to cut penny in two to make
out his shilling; he will ring you up a
! midnight to return your mouse trap ; hi
will take one shingle from your buncl
J an offer you de one-hundredth part O
what de bunch cost he will borrow
your boot-jack an insist dat you borroY
his washboard to offset it.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
YOUNG VOMEN WITH BONNETS TO
TIE.

Irene Alderman, adding some verses
to the tying erbonnet-under-he chin
she tied-a-young man's-heart within
poem, SAYS: And many time, as she
cooked or swept, OF sewed or scrubbed,
she bitterly wept, for the wages she got
for her beauty and youth was to waken
at last to the sorrowful truth that love
had flown and would never come back,
since he pawned for rum her sealskin
sacque." Irene certainly appears to
have an intimate acquaintance with
what is going on in the world. She
probably means that young women with
bonnets to tie should be very careful
about giving themselves away.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
THE BLOOD.

Never, under any circumstances, rub
the limbs downward. The blood in cir
culation which can be reached by rub
bing is all venous or blue blood. It is
charged with waste and poisonous ma
terials, and is struggling to get to the
heart and lungs for publication. Always
rub upward. But few invalids,
especially with female difficulties, who
will not feel new life impaired to
them when this is tried for the first
time. Valves are placed in the veins to
resist downward movement. while the
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03

Few college graduates are able to
earn their living without first learning
practically to apply their knowledge.
Many a graduate starts m life with his
brain crammed with other peoples
IDEAS, but lacking the power of original
thought. There is truth as well as
terscaess in the Persian proverb, Zone
pound of learning requires ten pounds
Of common sense to apply it,"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
TREAT THE HUMAN MACHIN
GENTLY

NEITHER CONSTIPATION. collie, FDIAR-
RHGA, DYsENTERY, OR OTHER BOWEL COM
PLANTS, CAN lBE CURED BY ABUSING THE
DELICATE MACHINERY OF The SYSTEM WITH
FURIOUS PURGATIvES, THE BEST AND SAT-
EST REMEDY, PARTICULARLY AT THIS SEA
SON, is A TEASPOONFUL OF TARRANT'S
SETTER APERIENT, TAKEN IN GLASS
OF WATER WHICH WILL GENTLY RELIEVE
WHILE TONING AND HEALING THEIRRITAT-
ED INTESTINE
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
TIt GOOfI HIND.

An Arkansas editor, in retiring from
the editorial control Of newspaper,
said: cit is with feeling Of sadness
that we retire from the active control of
this paper, but we leave our journal
with gentleman who is ADLER than we
are financially to handle it. That gen.
tleman is well known this community.
He is the Sheriff.-ArkamSa Traveller.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03

GTATEOF MINNESOTA-COUNTYO OF RAMSEY
- S. In Probate Court, General Term, July
In the matter of the estate of Stephen Denoyer
deceased.
ON reading and filing the petition of William G.
Hendrlckson administrator of the estate of Stephen
Denoyer, deceased, representing among other
things that he has fully administered said estate
and praying that time and place be fixed for exam
lining and allowing his account of administrator.
and that he may be discharged from the duties and
trust OF administrator of said estate
1t Is ordered, that said account be examined and
petition heard by the judge of this court, on
Wednesday, the 18th day of July, A. D. 1888 at ten
O'Clock a. m, at the probate Office in said county
And it is further ordered, that notice thereof be
given to all persons interested, by publishing
copy OF this order for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing, in the DAILY GLOBE a
newspaper printed and published at Saint Paul, in
said county.
By the Court, VIM B. MCGRORTY
81 Judge of Probate.
Attest: FRANK ROBERT, JR. Clerk,
Z. 4. HENDRICKsoN, attorney for administrator.
ivQ tina
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03

He also found that there is not first
class eating saloon in New York kept
bv a negro, though they have numerous
small cook shops. In conclusion he
says:
There is but one high-priced restau-
rant in the city where hash is totally
ignored. Mr. Yum Fone is proprietor
OF the same, and IS Mott street is the
locality. It is said that in San Fran
cisco there is a Chinese dining-saloon
which occupies the whole of a FIVE
story building. The upper story is re-
served for the nobility-those who Will
pay extreme fancy prices for their food.
The fourth story is set aside for China
men who are in the ring, and have the
handling of other peoples money. On
the third floor Chinese merchants con-
gregate, and so on down to the base
ment, where the common herd exercise
their chop-sticks. 1t is also said that
the tea and other articles of food, which
are started in prime condition on the
top floor, are handled over and over
again, until they reach the basement,
where they are sold finally for the
smallest possible prices. However this
may be in San Francisco Mr.. Yum Fone
conducts his saloon differently. At IS
Mott street everybody is on dead
level, and if you pay the money you can
have your choice Of anything in the no.
tel To the question, if he had hash,
Yum Fone answered no, that his people,
as a rule, preferred their native dishes,
although roast chicken, roast duck,
heart, coffee and American fish were
consumed in large quantities. The
prices charged in this Chinese saloon
are similar to the rates in lucent
American saloon, with this difference;
that imported Chinese food is much
higher. Reaching into an immense jar,
Yum Fone pulled out what seemed to be
a section of a dried shark and a piece
Of old parchment. He then went on
to tell how rare and delicious these
things were, and how, if you wanted a
meal of them, the order would have to
be given a day in advance. The price
was $3.50 a bowl, but there would be
enough for three Chinese stomachs in
one bowl. This dish is rarely ordered.
Only when Chinaman is on an extra
jamboree does he go $3.50 on one meal.
To the suggestion that he might like
hash if he tried it, Yum Fone answered
that he thought not. Hash might do
for Americans, but Cinnamon would
have to be excused"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-07-03
HOW PEOPLE TALK.

Most people talk nonsense when they
are idle. The human brain is naturally
vivacious and elastic, hence that versa
tility which is always to be found in
men of sense. Sensible people talk
about the weather when there is no
sense in talking about it, just as nat
urally as they do about anything that
suggests itself to them when they are
unengaged For instance, we heard a
gentleman say, recently:
we need snow badly"
OF course he did not know why we
needed snow, but such was the circurn-
stance under which this profound dec
larat;on was delivered that the words
seemed to come naturally, and with an
honestness which proved that their con-
cebtion and pronunciation was irresisti-
bic to the man. This is a world of ups
and downs, turbulences and mutabili-
ties; and one of the Oldest yet most
reasonable peculiarities Of its inhabit-
ants is the soul-harrowing, innocent in
cl;nation of all mankind to talk about
the weather. And-do you think II
will rain ?-Erchd7lge.