The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-10-18
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The t.esi preparation 10 iseps isdys
hspds f,.s from chap" 10 rsPort that
,hs las 90 msrey.
A TvsehEsh 10 teaching sNSSstsy so'
isM What ys vast In this country 70
asa sbo ~5ii nsfh 5osss,s pos 70 tsii
"a tnunius 90 fhe broad soafr
y..ltead ,aia ihs topaursor I. be- po.cses
~ sc,,n', hys c.ai. COT 81 sao1Af fare |
Yon see that yosag ssals,ssa ops
.ieY You shaall laos BIN as oornes
'r,a ,siy ola i.@,ly ''indeea' and
30 - grsAr
4 m.siell .GAileI A cid lady, beer.
ia. lAa JsIH lllslt~curmplsted sisi9s
th eoast,. bofsslsi's.ts ~enidn \ bfias
lls ..dis.sse" .Ha him.
,tan,. suay from ua sirsy stack.
r,ll,. called = negro woman 80 her sob.
Fusi ysr lpos yer'll bah 4, hay hrsr.
nssH ~ pa, sabp 90 dst suaS "a yer
moBi
Anoil.er vexa,in1s delay Is threatened
4, ths Keely motor snar The fuel TO te
n.s,l i .s,sr. SID Mr. Kesls, bss jus, Dis.
cossud thai pstef sont barn worth .
oeut
The name III aaw book 10 "Baebsi'
80. .ul Butterflies = II Il not npsii The
bachelor. get uarriei aud 90 10 house
teepiag ,ha, ,bsy dad oa, hos the butter
dies
lightning never strikes twice Ia the
same plaes which - Just where the
lightning differs from the tramp, who al
usys rikrs the same old place every tune
he comes arouad
A .nn~.vhiie aen IN Arkansas hstehsd |
an, fve iaa,,s rl,irksns sml killed every |
f,,. II them q ihey leii tho shell she
didu't ssoi Ihs oilrr i rs To- eye her sns-
plc.ou,ls spitit aboas her ia
III yon wfsh good. dursblc spring
for front gate. secure boarding house
steak. cot !, ia strips aud fasten the ends
10 fetl.r sith wire. This will last several
wears. ulei tie aire will give out
The Boston Pof saws that Vermont |
or who stole cos from neighbor's barn,
found on getting her bone, tina, II was his
own COZ, sbich biz neigbbor had stolen
en, ef in the night
A man eanuo, be legal, arrested Tor
being without visible means OF support
who's he is clinglug tightly 10 a lamppost
Gut this out Il may be Of use TO you
sometime.
a new golden tesi' vas brought out
In st. Johnsbury Sunday school recent
IL. wheu little four year old girl rose aud
repeated Tor her lesson the iollowing II
thauk bod for my new baby brother. "
The foolish u.su ioldetb bis arms aud
sayclh. srhqfe il no trade. why should
advrttiseY'% Bu, Tile wise man " not so.
lie shoomth itnp 70 tie aeuspsper'. and
verify h. irawetii trade from afar.
What are yon laughing at, my desrr
asks1 Mrs. Jones Of her husband, who
y,s chnckling TO himself over hi. morning
n per. Something saw here" he re-
piled "bu, IT'S hardly funny enough Tor
two"
A tramp applied to agen,lemsn for
few pennies 10 buy some bread. Cant
YOU 90 into any business that 10 more prof
table than tbi.?a he asked. "Td like to
open bank il could only get the tools.
replied the tramp.
Yes, said the Vermont deacon, 81
always go down to camp meeting, and al
ways come back feeling good. DO you
see that magu ificent horse there IN the
feldi Well, you ought to have seen tho
old plug took down there"
"A Chicago wife believes her husband,
who has run away with pretty woman, II |
a victim Of overwork and mental saIiety.
II he had merely gone Of on little racket
and come home drunk. she would proba.
bly, have considered 1t a case 10 DO treated
with rolling pin.
why do you mu,ter that way when
you read?" asked man Of An old negro
who sat mumbling over a newspaper
How'd / orter read, sah?" "Why, read
without moving your lips. What good
would dat sor.sr readin' do me, for ]
couldn't hear t2 When read, vans. or
read 20 Kin hear what Use re~din bout
~ know when / have had enough,
said old Thimbleiul. holding on 10 the
edge 81 the bar you are right" said
hi. friend, "ani so does every body else
know H. When man cant lie on bic
back aiihont holding on TO something
with both hauds, il is evident that he hAs
bad enough, or there isn', enough 10
Amerlcs for him. 8fk
mo. saii Mr.. Li.tleman. II didn't
get the nomination Tor governor, 10 fact
wasn't named for any Office, but had the
satisfaction Of hearing the President cry
out amid the assembled thousands, "A tel.
egran for Mr Small LittlemAn OF Squash
vile. |, cost me twenty i've cents. but,
by gosh i, was sofih Il. {"
-~"ihis Example ism, right, said De-
troit sehoolboy 10 bis teacher as he eIhib.
i,e Nis auihaetic. How sog' why.
Il hsares the lniers.i Oh $500 al six per
cent well, isnt tia, all righty" 'No
masm, Ia always figures on thirta en- per
cent. aui u iaere are i~en,y -four days oy.
"a he calls il monthl gnc.s tins is
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