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steamship Disabled.

HALIFAX, March l2,-The steamer CITY
If Chester Is OF the harbor In tow OF a
steamer, Her propeller Is disabled.
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RICHMOND LIVE STOCKMARhEl

RICHMOND LIVE STU a MANN
MARdL12.--Vrice> Tins week ranged ~ follows /:
B,eJ BifIe-Vcy hc-t' sc; pf,n.e' ~, :
-,cl a,roush oNen. thin steers, obi cows &C. 'se
Sac.
Hoys-Q99lc. net.
SsttD.--ia sc.
Yas.-Sia 81 per head. ..o-,.,
ifitrI C,lrs qad 'CaIces.-sZje $50 pcr hctd.
Hbouf ~ bcor cattle, 300 hogs and ~ sh'eN
were Oh The market.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13

WIN White. 30 bu-h,l. good 10 sl2l.
PA Isl, llu-h.I- rood to prdnr l. IngttriN al : -
io -. 81: 50 bushels Lopsbrrry on private term, ,
IsSO La-nel, Whci on WiEdte terms ov'
t,.Lsls ~ sl2S:iu bushels Shont,rry on pti-
,,t" irrr1.: $50 hushsia common 90 Nrty good
SLDrtherr, ~ Sl.U5 10 Sl.24 a.,
toUN.-N mtc. b6 bushels prime al GOO. MlN'd'
- bushels good no G2 no $50.
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PORT OF VIEWPOINTS NEWS. MARCH Il, 49,
(By IeieErtphl


steamer Larav. schcrmerborn, Sorf0lk, mer-
chandi-e and pa---engcrS' 'hcs"ptaet "h' VII"
steamer AccuHac. Dcik. ncrch1'lnles ana psr-
.rng,r,. -uithfeld. Chesapeake and ONO halfway
Coinuany land sIicn on reiurnl. -,.
.ic,mrr northampton. hcCarrick, norfolk,
merchandise and passengers. tims1le x ah'ph'"
Railway company Nn'i sailed ga Ntufhl
~te.nAhip Alice, Ellis, GalVcstaa Tor Liverpool.
Staitn.hip Advance. Beers, Nv ok, 10 loan
nour ana laId for Brazil.
SAILED.
steamship Whlckham. scott. New 0rl'an, for
..,n,rh,lcl. having rec, lNtl Grlsr- aud cnnlrd;
.tctrl-i.p Ancc above rsuor,ei. haFins c"ae' i
schooner ". "a. Bailey. Bailey, NeN "fA' co'i,
Cr,..t,tkc AMI ohio Railway company.
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plnLAnEI PIIiA IINE-sTnl X MAEkET.

PHlLtDELPHIA. March l2.-Caite martet ac-
tive: sl.c-. 24OO head: prime. 1901 c.i GOOD.
oa,N 7c.: medium. 6 s0 -; commo 1s@1e.'
fif cows AM5sc. sheen -iLirkci active; tll >,
T.juO head: prime, 7N7sc.t good, 0sM &C.;
medium. Ga 6Lc.: common. 3Wat W. 'tI,-. 81
ll 4s,c. Lambs. 50 g. Veal calves, 7m.Sc. Hos
Market active: sales. 1890 hefi; extra thlcig
IIlaIIac.; good. IOii@llc-; medium, lo.@s
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rloIlr.

Flcnr-We tmofe. ; ne - .3.25; sncHure'
S3.T5as1.2j:txtg-.. $50 - 40 coaineo 4AiniiN'
S5.aOa 10: Pateus ilmilv 40 eI.I3.
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DlssoLuTIoNs & PARrHER.snIps
NOTICE on DISSOLUTION

The firm OF sTAPLEs, WAfiNC' \ co; T. us
A. Jt.solyed bysmutual cen cent Mr.. Naring'
Iaa2 ,,', fl,r eng-1gements will prevent him from
Giving any time or attoAion 70 the business, ms
soId Tor esh his eutiTC. integtft 10 his lAtc part
nSls, WIZ wa NJ. ". STAPLES,
p"''' ". l.. MARiNG,
l. O. STAPLES.
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1.tIcnMoNp, March o. 1883.

.,, ., n o. foregoing notice OF partnership,
, nnord,aily recommend the new firm 10 All "Y
friends and patrol-' IN, Nv,pISa In
NH lO-3t W. IL NH'f'Fl'
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13

BALTIMORE. March -, ef- 'ltu" ma ket sen-
orally .ln,g: nrieps .4 sc. higher, &c. "a qgtl.ty,
which WAS generally Better. Yer, beet O4eLfc:'
1r,t quality. = .1.6.,c.: mel uui. $40. CO. ofd-
NARY. bslqi 90 most Of sales were iu M % 20
&c: receipts. so lcad: aflc-. ~ head.
Swine-I ight supply and moderate demand re
crinis. i.lOl hcld: quotations. eiau lt.c tie
q, nd. of sheep. 43j head: AEotltons. fset7c-
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13

e. 65Ars.-2,os. bushels ro-c>hi'''cd' l'siG ha''
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naLTINlNMT.

RNrmOHE. March l2.-Nhpnn - c"h-1h~
d4ted az: second series, 30: pt-i-lnr coupons
a.: new Iu-fu's, "a. new g SIS. lhd t'-l'l'
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13

ST Iorfs. March l2.- Flour steady and I'M
changcd. Wheat unsettled and lower: No. = rcd
fan. sIO94GS i091, cash, sf.Il April: 20. rd
fill. SI.c3ms ga, torn ui-ei lei and lower:
I3c. cash. az e. April. Wliskey steliy as sll5.
PORK dull AZ 1895. Bulk-meats dnll and I'M
changed Bacon dun and unchanged. only JOB
trade done. Lard ao. quoted.
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We have Il As day entered into co-par nershih F"
continue tie business OF the lale hru, y, ~ y a.
WnrIut 4 "a undpr the name ana stNle Oh : ~
sTAPLI : & GO. Thanking the iricnd7 Q, ~
late trIo for their liberal patronage, we I,'poN'-
July sohct TIC '''''''' H. ". STAPLES,
{. q. STAPLES.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

$3.50, 81 Para Place, Nov Yer
nh li-2t
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13

The tunnel under the English channel
has been finished 10 a mile and quarter
from the French shore, and the engineers
saw they can advance 1872 feet day. NJ
this rate the tunnel could be completed 10
Dover in year and a half.
NJ. {. Baker, 6ordonsVille, va, Soys
UBrown's Iron Bitters relieved DC Of the
effects Of siow recovery from the mea-
sles."
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HOTEL COMFORT, .....,,. -,
QUEEN STREET, HAMPTON, VA.

Thi. elegant and ncWly-fi1ni-hcd hotel j. no"
or,ll tor thc reception az et'ei- M Hote!; nay
mo bcen dttrd 40 with the greatest al'thtllI, 3"
ia. iundern requirements Of tie trtNchhE p'.H',
,,Ilcs d. want long cXperenced 10y those Ni'l,lhS
Hampton in quest # couiiort een1otnE;
rcil, al All hours IA restaurant 'peeiAi pl'''
Tor families. mill. ,,,o.o ma
Large ,amrle-roous TOR c"mine MI
,r,,nsac 4, ESPECIALLY asked for IomMe1eiu h''''
st ~, 'a. d.v ls. BARNARD, Proprietor
= w 10, Ate 8lsu1ger OF Bon-AT i0rl.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13
NEW ,Oiin CorIuA rIr, Kr.s

sew YORK, March ID Cotton Net receipts,
closed steady: slief iTIVO bdt-: Marcel.
ic.I5asIOi4: Npni. >lO.27ws lo.2s; May,
fO.4I@flu.f4; June. 5000; JAY. si0c1ef
alu.GS: August. $1,000 SlO-79: Scmtnl cr
slO.5OrSIO.52: October. slO.loNs OIL No
vembcr. SIO.IuasIo.1l December. Fi0.Ile9
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-03-13
ID AMOS x MOSES. fTFsss%
SHEET bUNiCi SHEET NV>iIl
KULL PRICE AND HALFFRlcE
So. MUSIC
iNsIRUCTi0N-Eu QkS

u,.trg u, orr constant employ toe iono",nS
~, t,11',,u ru,lc.l gentlemen, We fCsl li'uh,N IN
pr laisiue cu ighiruyd attention - We vans "
our customers and tho puhhe; ,,,e
JOlfN "a. HAMPTON, VI j.. NAhyS,c
JAMES &. WOOD, hAh~l 'N"'"NN
C.t..-sJs- FREE sens or ~ IoF uTn.s VA
PIANOS AND ORGANS.
RAMOS & MosFs.
GlS-lm 9lA Main stfsxt. Eichmond, Va
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COMMERCIAL.
GRAIN AND COTTON EXCHANGE
Rl,nnONp. March II, 1853.
.t.t.s nFsll.

,,-,,.. ~ yy-l.f,e r,-eNhihit.d. 30 bushels. (
t.i .to-i bi,,hrl.: rc-cNhibl.cot. 2.st0 bushels
'C"RV.-WAlt,. $50 tu-hcl>. Mixed, ~ buel-
ais. 5000 ...,.,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-05-18

Anywhere on the
animal. Range on
Salt fork and Eagle
Chief Pool.
Post once, Medi-
cine Lodge, Ks.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-05-18

o. ieft side. Horse
bruno same On left hip.
Range Sand Creek and
blackberry Pool.
PO Medicine Lodge.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1883-05-18
Sand Creek G blackberry Pool
=. C. Hgb6eH 4 Co.
j. a. Lockard. managing Further In cbance.

Mm. Lockand.
Nc0RArH BRorzxRs
N CHAR1E.
p o Medicine Lodge.
Range Sand Creek and
blackberry pool.
Horse brand same On
left hip. 80
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19
CoURTsHIp IN GEORGIA.

When Georgia father found out that his
son John was sparkling certain farmer's
daughter for year or more without settling
any question, he called him out behind the
stack and said to him. John, do you
love Susan Tucker ?" az guess do, dad"
And does she love you 2" That's what
dunno, and I'm 'fraid to ask her." g Well,
you'd better throw out a few hints tonight
and find out. It's no use wearing out boot
leather unless you are going to marry her."
That night at 10 o'clock John came home
wreck. His face was all scratched up, his
was covered with mud John John !!
what ON earth is the matter ?" exclaimed the
old man, laying down his paper. Bin
over to fuckers" was the reply. And
---and--and | threw out n few hints to
Susan" "What kind O. hints 2" Why,
told her I'd been hoofng it two miles four
nights of q week for the last two years to
set up with her while she chewed gum and
sung through her nose, and now reckoned
il was time for her to brush her teeth and
TURN ucl btpchihBnt Suio tho piio oh iva
chin and tell the folks that we're engaged"
"And her father bounced your" No.
dad, no there's where I'm consoled. II
took the whole family, including Susan,
two hired men and three dogs, and then
wasn't MORN half licked. Iguess we moved
on 'om too soon, dad guess it wasn't
quite time to throw out hints. "-Sa0aaaah
Recorder,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19
STRANGE INVADERS.

In 1872, ga living horse with living
phia. DIR. John Morgan, F. II. s., said Of
it in the Transactions Of Me Ame,ican
Philosophical Society for that year. From
closest ocular examination, repeated more
than once, conceive am not mistaken in
asserting that there was real snake in tho
eye, which in the vivacity of its motion,
exceeded that of any worm and equalled
that of any kind of snake have ever seen"
The great question was, How did it get
there
often seen in India and Europe, and occa-
sionally in this country. 1t is not q snake,
however, but q worm, from one inch TO
three inches in length. By cutting into the
corner of the eye, in such way rs to let
out the water with a rush, the worm is borne
with it.
After the wound has healed, the water
aqueous humor) collects again and the
sight is probably restored, as we infer from
the report of q case in 1879, which stated
that the opacity was disappearing.
1t is supposed that the egg, or the i'm
mature worm, had been taken into the
stomach with the drinking water. From
their thread-like form they are called flare.
Similar worms have been found in human
blood and lymph vessels-one, three and a
half inches long. Most of them, however,
are in the embryo stage, and are SO small
as to be invisible TO the naked eye. In
some cases it has been found that they are
80 numerous that drop of blood from any
part of the body contains hundreds.
DIR. Manson, of China, has proved that
they retire from the blood by day and re-
urn at night Further than this, he has
shown that II is in the body Of the mosquito
that these worms pass on through another
stage of existence towards that OF the
mature worm-the mosquito sucking them
from the human body and leaving them at
death in the water where he ends his own
life. This water, no doubt, often conveys
the germ, or the worm into the human
stomach. ...f.-
The mature worm will fully block up a
lymph vessel, causing the lymph to leak
away. The embryo filarim are 30 small as
10 cause no such obstruction, but the owe
leggs) are five or six times larger.
1t is seldom that these are found in the
human system. But DIR. Manson has found
them in several instances, and now thinks
that they are the canse of that disease
lelephantiasis) in which the feet and legs
become so swollen and changed as to re-
semble those Of an elephant, the lymph
glands of the lower limbs becoming gener-
ally obstructed. - Youths Companion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19
POETRY



Fair esoulent, what person, saint or Sinner,
But welcomes thee each day upon his table,
Especially OF noon served for his dinner,
Fresh from thy bin or sheltering bed OF sablef
Roy would beefsteak look without thee, facing
With thy mud eyes its bushes faint anc
tender?
How would It taste without thy round form grac
ing
The dish Ger which its savory Juices wanderq
with bursting sides, dry as roasted cllestnuts,
Withetine grained, starchy fesh--a piping
plateful--
What man, though epieure he be, would hasts
not fs
re dothee ample justice and be gratefulq
When desert comes, a flaly paste OF pudding,
IL foaowswell grant Outlines We need IL;
But woe toit, though piufns its sides are stud.
ding,
lfthou dost not, fair tuber just precede It.
Old Ireland lifts her heart "a CHI year and blesses
Thee as her friend: when Germ aud wine have
vanished, @
rhou hast relieved her wants, her sore dstresses.
When, but for thee her thousands would have
famished.
On rows, in hllis, thy slender stems are growing
They thrive alike In Shine or partial shadow;
AL through this pleasant land their green Is
showing
From Maines far coast TO plains OF Colorado.
precious, healthful plant, FOR one, would praise
thee,
Admire thy flower where'er see thee bloom
ing 3
As beautiful, though common, as tie daisy,
And great thy spheres Whenever l see them
coming.
give all due praise to squashes and cucumbers,
TO sugary beets, the smooth ripe red tomato
BUT generous friend, to thee | write these mum
bers,
Thou sta]wart commoner thou blesJ potato !
--1he NattoaGl Free Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19
sBAsHFUL BRIDEGROOM.

Georgia seems TO be prominently tie
place of unique experiences. The Sumter
Republican tells the story OF a young mar
down near the river who was 30 be married
IN certain night. He bad seen and loved
the girl and was too bashful IT, do his court
ing, so it had been done by proxy. The
day had arrived, the guests assembled, the
license procured, the parson on hand and
the bride ready, but the youthful bride
groom did not turn up. The friend who
had done the courting went out, and, after
looking around, found him sitting on lying
In horse trough, On asking him why he
did not go to the house to be married, he
said: "Oh, can't go thar and stand be.
fore them folks" Oh, yes, you can (;
everybody in there is married but your girl
Come ON g Get her TO come out doors
and Wen marry under the shed, but let the
old folks stay in the house" The friend
went back, got the girl and parson out
without exciting suspicion, and they were
married. The company waited two or three
hours, and, on being invited to supper
were introduced to the bride and groom
They became 80 indignant that all left WITH
out partaking of the supper.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19

Some of our industrious girls made changes
Of costume rivaling in rapidity the feats OF
actresses on the stage, says Long Branch
correspondent of the Boston Herald. In a
single forenoon | saw the same frivolous
creature wear four dresses. One OF EN-
broid4red pongee, second of ecru batiste,
trimmed with white embroidery and Valen-
ciennes lace third OF white ottoman silk
and broeade, profusely ornamented with
Mechlin lace, and fitting to perfection, and
a fourth of blue surah, with founces OF the
same half hidden under white lace fiounces
She wore each only about an hour. The
reason for shifting was that, being about to
go away, shs wished to complete the exit
bition of her wardrobe before departure.
Her time table of apparel had been disordl-
cred by an unexpected breyity O her stay.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19
A GRAND CHINESE FUNERAL.

II was our good fortune to witness the
grandest Chinese funeral ever seen in this
country. The deceased was wealthy
member of the Six Companies, and nearly
all Chinatown turned out TO do him honor
They were troops of soldiers, arrayed in
various colors each company having clothes
and trappings of different hues The he'll
NETS were of wicker work and metal, shad-
ing the head like n small umbrella. Larg.
shields were born upon the left arm, ana
spears, bows, and swords on the right. BE.
tween each troop came ordinary hacks filled
with Chinese musicians. Further along in
line were American brass bands. Then
came the mourners. The widow was dress
Cd in white, and, with her eyes bandaged,
was led or pushed along by two men. Two
small children, also iii pure white, followed.
1t is not etiquette fef chief mourners TO ride
to the cemetery. The hearse was an or.
binary one, but the coffin was placed on
top, and was 80 decorated with colored
paper ornaments TINT nothing could be seen
but a structure resembling huge fly trap.
Ordinary mourners marched behind, each
bearing band or sash of white. Here and
there in the long line We're priests throwing
out small pieces of paper with n punctured
pattern thereon, said to be prayers against
the devil. Several carts filled with pro
visions followed. Part Of the food il buried
with the dead for use ON the long journey,
and the rest is distributed to the poor The
procession was nearly II mile in length, and
parts Of il were exactly like the Chinese
pictures OF troops marching TO attack an
enemy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19

The Federal balloon was an importan,
factor in the battle Of Charlottesville.
Poised in air, near Banks ford, telegraph
wire extended 10 Sedgwicks' headquarters.
We captured this wire, and what to do with
it puzzled the brain of the most astute
Albanian. A clothes line did not enter
into our domestic economy. A short time
before Anderson's Division moved to Gull
pepper Court House, following Lee TO Sharps-
burg, General Wilcox expressed himself
annoyed at the persistent balloon man, who
daily from his basket looked down upon his
headquarters. Posting battery near lay
lore house, tie artillerymen waited until
the balloon had assembled and was station
airy, when o rife shell was exploded near
enough 70 make the balloonist feel uncom-
Portable. Several shots followed III sue
cession and the balloon came down never
to rise again to inspect movement of Lees
army.-PhiIade!phsa Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19

q You must know that absintle is the dis
tillel essence of NORWOOD, said Philadel
phia physician to a reporter Its effects
upon the sensibilities are similar to those
produced by eating opium. The real effect
upon the brain is almost identical with that
of hasheesh. When taken In excess IL pro.
duces softening of the brain. For time ii
strengthens the nerves, but this effect is
soon lost, and the latter, from having beer
subject to series of salse1 stmulations
lapse into that unstrung state which is sure
to be speedily followed by the strongest and
most fatal attacks of mania-a-potu. The
miserable sufferer becomes attacked with
horrible desires. His brain softens like
putty, and he dies in agony"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19
BEING MARRIED.
The Miscrics the Groom Usuniiy Under.
gOews on These Occn sions


What We're you asking? Oh, yes Mar
rage Great institution, isn't it? Well, il
all comes in lifetime, and / suppose VIZ
ought to become reconeiled toit. I've beer
to good many weddings, including my
own and must say for absolute freedom
from responsibility and bother q hotel
wedding fills the bill. You take we'd
ding Mt private house, for instance, and
how does the groom feel2 Like highway
man-an interloper. He has no place. no
home. The entire family is engaged in rig
eing the bride up to kill, and the groom
has to kick his heels in the back hall while
the guests are in the parlor, or else nope in
the front basement. Then, when the des-
perate deed is done, the whole family fall
upon the mock Of the bride and bid her a
tragic farewell as the groom takes her away.
What does the groom get? Several clammy
handshakes and scowls Of contempt, disgust
and hatel
|. Then, take church wedding. Evoa
married in o church? No? Well I've beer
there. Ineverfelt SO desolate or woebegone
or morose in my life as on that day. l
knew, of course, from experience-I had
been married once before--that the most
contemplate being on the face of the earth
on wedding day is the groom, and so ex-
pected people to jump ON me. But hope
may never shave again If expected to be
frozen quite rs cold as was that day. My
oest man and l started for the church about
IL o'clock so as to be in good time for the
wedding Mt half-yast 1. just as we got
there my chum remembered that he had for
gotten the button-hole bouquets for the
ushers, and the extra carriage for the brides
mothers sisters, so he rushed off like cy-
,lone. went up to the church, and after
getting my walking gloves all iron rust sue
seeded in making my way through the side
gate. Then | had to thump for ten min
utes ON the door before the sexton came
He looked at me contemptuously, said ]
seemed nervous and showed me into the
yestry room. 1t was chilly and deadlike.
had forgotten to wind my watch my
shoes were gallingly tight the dust was so
thick that couldn't sit down, and not a
sound could be heard ON any side. Here I
stood until suspected .hat II was niphtfall
when ventured out, and was promptly met
by the sexton. This. worthy said it was not
becoming of me to be seen about, and mo
toned me back into the room. | waited a
dreary while, and at length my best man
came bustling in. He had been gone TWEEN.
tv minutes Vbon ha xvnita1 aud ,,.o;ta.r
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1883-09-19

The English can mix up mess Of meat,
potatoes, and dough, q foot across and six
inches deep, bake it, and when it is cold,
dig IL out in chunks and eat it. They call
that "pie," and it is allowable TO eat that
sort of thing-a mess of indigestible, un-
palatable stuff, as witness Sam Weller's
testimony to the veal pie, that it was the
seasonin' as does it." But when we pro-
pose TO en-. bit of thin crust, fresh baked,
with fruit, making it perfectly digestible,
then the army OF dudes and the funny para
graphist of the newspaper must set up .
moan at the provincial ignorance which
would do So 1t is time this sort of nuisance
should expend itself Pie is an American
dish 1t is palatable, comestible, and
digestible. Pie is the perfection of lunch.
Pie is healthful. Pie is good. II that be
treason, make the most of it. Long live
pie l--Ladiaaapolis Neaos. M