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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
7 FARM TO SELL.

Z ! have aOsaeres of good farming land
10 townof Swan River. 81 acres broken
Two good wells, Il good finished house,
stables granary and e,tllouses Also 4
lot of farming utensils. win sell al
Reasonable figure for cash. @l.~'@ = ~
= y ZIP }5 81 ,Ss 3a. St S &c. w. LAKrS.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Pay. Up. !

/. AL persons indebted TO the Under
signed are tisestsd u call at the Platte
f4onse ~ RoJyaIton, MINI, ana settle
their accounts 81 Within i. thirty DAYS, o. the
accounts &c viii be placed ii tie lands OF
an attorney fof collection, .*<*: i. :: j.
!; ss5E 5s=.ss>$%s N EoHeE IT, DETwILER.
Rosyalton, n INN, Sept. 81, 1888, z ...]:s
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Milwaukee bottled. beer at v asaly,s.
To the Reading Public.

To the Reading Public !. {.
For the accommo datiop of tie reading
public only we Will keep our store open
on Sundays from Q to 10 o'clork a. nj ;,
md from 2 10 8 o'clock p. N. Books,
/. y agaz 81 e and papers for sale.
/. Turtle s. CHURCHILL.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

t.~. y y : e Z -
asSS Gotpsrnor'' CIGARS are the hes,
Clyde bus them III &. T \: =SZ, 81. ..@.
Wheat from the Pacific Coast.
FARGO, Oct: 3,Presideut G. s.
Barnes t'fsthe Northern Pacific Elevator
comlsaEy sa,ys that .fhess FIRST cargo of
Washington Territory wheat .ia.s arrived
IN !. sFargs,. Itseonsists Of 1900 tbtsshels
and Game through from 1Walla Walla Id
eight days The grain RsWinterw heat
and mo #F .lightcplor. Wheat inspectors
who have examined Il tpnee il in.
sferi '.l' to No, hard tits said much
]. wheat will be shipped il, this way over.
the n arthern Pacific, s a . .53s5 ] !.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Hensy Horses for Sale.

Heavy young mares aud horses for
farm and numbering. haze some thar
i will wei 8 800 pounds apiece, just ar
fivei sat st, Cland, MINI. Ee found in
my barn on State s,eeei, opposite Mike
!. Miller'sE hotel B. Ho1.BERl
Isl The hanfselnest and ls.rgest assor.5
ment of wal pare sr er brntlg iil TO tosst
3 l'uTTLE &. CHuReHILI.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
i. ANIfE,
Chat man Of County Cotll,uittne.
.NOTIItfT.

All persons knowing themselves in
dcbtsti to the Little Falls Meat Market
en- bills past due are requested to cnTI
aud settle before the 1T day, Of Novem
Ter, 1899, OK the accounts viii I've placed
III the !sands, OF all a'fovney for collection.
j. F. Ss,lTH Il co.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Tam now r,'epa e{ to build ciStern
walls, chimncys, lay stone and do other
n,a>e,n work Orders left 1T Closes
drug sore Will receive prompt attention.
u. =. FERRILL
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Hm closing exit nv stack us winter
g'"t >.t very low pFi<vs, ;ne} must sell
all have 10 make raHGl for Swing and
"sumlHer stock Cab and see 1ne.
r. IANTzEE
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Bottled Ale al
R,TTEKs Bios.

y =
Go to r. j. Richardson & Co.'S, for
fine buggies and carriages. i
o.. 4. Er---S.,.. r, .}.,. -.
Delicious and hesffhful mineral water
at. =. = w. ~ SPRANDEL's,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

]. Mr. + g. A. SaFa says; yt"sAmerica may.
be, politically h Republic. but, socially
and sehti1nentally, sjt il tie Woman7s
Kingdom. From Cape Cod 70 lie Gold.
zen Gate tile American ~ sffnala is Queen. y
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

" Ill, u MN Girl to learr,
dreasmaking Inalsire st my rooms OPP
posite IA Tanner u store
CI.AKA a ICHARDsDN.. L!
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
EnSs,ro Vo7ur Dpox>ov.

Ensure Your Property.
r.. Richardson & Co: ave agents for
HE State Insurance company Of Dies
M"incs, Iowa. See them before insult
ing your property,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Spring Garden cigar. The hes in The
aiie trwn. For sale at
HtTTEKS Bios
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Go to Foisy Bros
for your California
Fruits.
BOarders Wanted

| am prepared TO take tenor a dozen
boalylers. Good rooms and GOOD beds.
Reslt!enee on Elm street. Il : s7.@#s
,: ~ ~ IoHK B, LArosD.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Imported I.,,rltl Oh Fort 1T


On Iaces anl en- deties vii
sase % 80 iler s;sIlt b,,yiiag 4 ssiIl.
clothes t.s you vii put
soar en- I'D Bros. ~ %
ID and corn ii. Ss5.
HARD kus
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

WANTED.
10 exchange pictures for dry wood.
Caft at Cur gallery over futile & Church.
MS. NEAL g. .SIMMoSs,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

A large assortment of Mattresses an
spring Beds at
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

q Get your jobvofk done II the Trans
aript office. s5%3sbf ,55 = 4 q u
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
BRICK! BRICK!
..Et& x NJ .,.x.. .~. a.,
1t SIM mons d &
Steele's by the thou
sand or ear Load
County Convention

Ladies' walking shoes cheap at
PANTzKE's
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
FUTILE & CHURcHIgi's.
100000.
10000 brick for sale at
=. MAURIN s. MEDyEi.;s.

CO.. Pantzks tS,akes a&pecialtyof sewed
work at his, popn1at Peoples Boot and
Shoe store. 1872.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

JS,,Sis,nl sx.Str7ssslp

as,,sisa, Instruments.
We intend Ia keen. 4 stll3i lint' oi Ill
kins'>. ri MtTsical Instruments. Or
s1or' for nny ins'run.fni not NcE't in
Ttt. ri III lm taken and t'l|tt' promptly.
Ir7TrE 4 CHrKCH!L1k.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

CLOTHING!
Mems suits, $2.75
to $:3'. Complete and
ready made suits Of
Coat I ants and Vest.
Gall and see them at
FOIsY Bros.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Marble shop.

We are here ~ do al kinds of work
in marble anal Stone. and we want yo,
10 bring in your orders for gravesionrs
1nOnamtf1ts, etc, We guarantee volt
tetter work at lower prices than ever l,#<
been SHIPPED here ny outside firms. W.
also mean to stay II re if We can gel
work enough to make living. Call at
pain, SHOP opposite cturl house for sam
pies antIsdcsigns,
RosENNEIMER & PARTRIDGE.
Ploprietors.
Little Falls, MINI.
s9g You Will save money by buying
cooking and heating stoves at HI. T.
Schfenseners Try his prices
Buy your powder OF II. +, schleus-
ener. and save time and work ia clean
ing your guns. $3.50.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS -
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Something New.
sib]ey's Insans Relief cures pains OF
all kinds, cramps, collie, sore throat
frozen limbs, rheumatism, neura]gf.
sprains, bruises etc.
Agents wan,ed>
Address,
s. 8: SIBLEY,
Little Falls,
... Minnesota
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
1.l.siHess 81 the LsIss,t.


Business s..s the ItsI pot.
Station a cert Nartin furnished us
viiii8tfe follll oWiii,t It'll II i II 4 lsoWisg
he aInols,it &c basii,3ls,ss tfarsa, tee it
the Little Falls raillosd station, for the.
= nonth Of s,l teh.ler:
FREIGHT received, ! .5277.6T70 ,zS .s.s.5 8
I,nuriti.- 1 03
Freight jotna.tfel, l,1ssy),33: $40 N.
pounds {. 81 g.. /. !. {. 81
sSwitchii,. and storage 10l "a
Express received ............ $40 Fl
s 81: : Forwarded POT SO
Tickets sold. bss .....,.-..,... ,DS5 20
Excess baesstye.... .,...-..-...... 70 S3
kilograms sent S;;;.... ..-....... ~ II.
:. received, 81. .......-. So 40
. y, ,s,s.,e5 .&syG%v: B. =
iotHi " -'-Y4 ,too ~
II. ~ # G-4---------z--- ..
- t2rcclt Apples II, the Little Fails Meat
3tHrket. ! -. .~.,. s #@~. q
MILK safes and cuphnastfs very cheap
At TUrrEE II CItrRcnfLi. s. :
. e. - 49,. ~-.--.-----------------------
Phi. Best's Milwaukee, export key
beer ut
49, J., H. SpRASDE1.s.
-- In
Collins, all S2e> AMI prices, at
!..E.-. Tv.TrLEs& CIiCKcHnlsp>
Brick! Brick.
1t Simmons 1. bteeie's, by the thou
sa.,d or car load
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Philip Best's milwaukee, key beer
soHsluntiv Oh drHugI,t M SPRANDEI's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

The Wilson sewing MAJ hine is sold BY
r ] arson q
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Estray..

/. Came onto my premises on the 18TH
1ihst,'a Two or three year old s>sIfit.n colt
Z iron gray color, The ewner':. is re.
sques'ed to prove property. pay charges
and take the same AWAY. = Z: 81.
! >',.,:.* liENnY }ESTTELp.
: Dated at GtaveRille: MINI. septem.
Der 10, 1854 l>S<l ~ H. z..} - ( !
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
OATS WAN,EslE

" Wantl 0oobusllels of oats for which,
VIII pay the highest market price !,
JAMES NHAyN. !.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Tsf-Dcy to A.uro1,e

p,>rs,ns sending money to friends in
Eur spe should nsr B"nk-p'rt Money Or
der C. Il, SIMMONS. Agent
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

HOUSE and Lot TOT sal e. 80 -
wish e, sell mouse and loi Ii, III.
4 south cas-, corner Of the block norflh of
court house 50 ,,ares in Little IS Ais MINI
For terms inquire DC lnaS a fl,tt p,n,iises !,
fRs sDf .BRIGGs /.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Republican County Convention
r 'r' ':"-s..' q ,'n'' IN we court
10 at Little Falls. Mil A.. on the 9Th lay Of
( IL.
for the purpose nf placing i'll
nomination candidates tor the county offices.
The different towns ave entitled to the follow
ing number Of delegates II, aid county conycn-
ton: ''
Belle Prairte.............l nak~nod.. ........l
Bellevue. ...........2 p;erG............. ......1
Buekm pis~ Creek ............-..2
Clldrun. ........2 I'nrkcr ........... /
Film Dial: Swan RirGr.....,.....
Green Prar. e........2 Two Rivers
MOnt!ry ....-.......
T. TAYLOR,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

M. *. z.
~ EAsAIY'R
'~--
lhsrhh &rl'i'Z'~ Brew N" Co.'S Expt,1
" .lwuukcr Lager Beer for sale at
SfI:ANHEI's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Bavarfan Beer III t;HAfsfl..EI,Y. 8.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05

Ranet, aneh at asal y's. y
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-10-05
Shelb. IN al. w au. Gun at

= ... .S....5 ssspgANDEL's.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10

Captain Ead's Ship Canal.

Many will, perhaps, be surprised
TO learn that Captain Eads' much
talked Of ship railway across the
Isthmus Of Tehauntepec has been
begun. Captain Eads, having
changed the views formerly held
regarding the project, has secured
ample grants from the Mexican
government to permit the prosecu-
ton Of the work, and ground was
broken at the Atlantic terminus OF
the railway, in the latter part Of
May, some 80 miles southeast
along the Mexican coast from Vera
Cruz, almost directly south of Gal
weston and a little south Of west o.
New Orleans.-Iron Age.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10

Land one mile from Miles City
cells for $50 per acre-Journal.
Land the same distance from Boze-
man sells at 500 per acre and up
wards. Courier. And land within
a mile Of Helena sells at from $500
to $1,000 per acre Helena indie
pendent Land within a mile of
Ogden sells at from $4,000 to So 900
per acre.-Ogden Pilot.
And land within mile of Ketch-
nm can't be got for love nor money.
When citizen fails to keep pace
with the country's industry, he is
persuaded out Of his possessions by
the muzzle OF shotgun. the only
price. Send us the cake.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10
John Elliott sent a sample Of the

John Elliott sent sample of the
Kingston ledge ore, at Sheep Noun
tain, to Salt Lake city for assay.
McVicller treated the ore, and his
certificate shows it to be worth
s113.1i in silver and s4.22 gold.
Elliott & Rhodes own three or tour
locations at Sheep Mountain, all
Of which give promise Of wealth.
lack has expended considerable
money in prospecting, aud he GER
tainly deserves recompense.-Dem-
ocrat.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10
Idaho's Output Of Precious Metals.

We are under obligations to Hon. H.
G. Burchard, director of the mint. for a
copy of his report Of the production of
gold and silver in the United States for
the year 1882. 1t is a valuable book as
Il reference. showingas it does the yield
of gold and silver in every state and
territory. We find by this report that
the different counties of Idaho have
produced in gold and silver $500, 900,
is follows:
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10
New Books Received

Cops Z. S. Salary List and Civil
Service Rifles Our many readers viii
welcome the solid information con-
tanned in the $50 pages of this recently
issued book. It is prepared by Henry
\. Copp. lawyer of Washington, D.
{. All the government salaries are
given from President Arthur's $4,000
=. ,,ostnaastcrs with Sou0, officials of
the Treasury, Interior. War and Navy
Departments. Custom Houses. pastoffi-
ees, aud fully 0,0e0 federal offices ar
ranged by States and Territories. Spec
imen examination questions for admit
lance to the Civil Service throughout
the country are added. The price of
the book is only 50 cents.
Every yoang man ana woman who
has not declded upon calling in life
needs this publication. The govern
Gent offers lucrative and honorable
employment. Every citizen who ex-
poets his Senator or Representative to
bier him government position, by
possessing this manuel can decide
1T once whetherto accept or decline the
atfer II may save candidates from de-
egining fat oalces through wrong mfor-
mutton. saonld the Democratic party
carry the next Presidential election,
evcry Democrat in the country would
want this book without Doubt.
Nav is the time to hny coal oil cheap;
.t~S a..,..,s inst rnl.Ni xn1 NJ Il Ill Rrnv-S,
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10
T.E.CL OHECY &C0.
BANKERS,
KETCHUM, IDAHO.
KETCHUM,

Transact general banking business
IN all its branches,
Buy and sell EXCHANGE ON the leading
cities OF the United States.
Sell Exchange on the principal cities
of Great Britain. Ireland, Switzerland.
France. Belgium, Holland, Norway.
Sweden. Denmark, Italy, Russia, Ger
many and Austria.
Collections made with prompt returns
ut lowest rates.
Certificates Of deposits issued payable
on demand.
Accounts solicited.
CORRESPONDENTS;
SAN FRANCISCO. -, 49,. Wells, Fargo : Co.
SALT LAKE, >.-.........
CHICAGO. ........, .s....-. Firs, National Bsnk.
NEW YoRKs..,,s,..---. Weiis, Fargo 4 Go,
f5-4-s5l
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10

Some one has been drawing cariea-
lures of skeletons and collins with chalk
on the doors OF Washington. Ca, negro
houses, causing general fright. The
poor negroes have an idea that It is q
sign that their bodies are to be taken
out OF their graves and cut up by medi-
cal students The scare is so general
that recently when after attending to
prayer meeting they were afraid to go
home when the meeting WAS over. Wells
picture of that kind isn't the incest
thing to find on ones door. Neither is
it pleasant to find yaur fattest hens
gone when you go out to feed them of
the morning. The trick may be en-
pIoyed to counterfeit the spontaneous
evaporation of chickens.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10

Nav is the time to hny coal oil cheap;
9I5 eases Just received at T. II. Brews
HALEY, Islaho.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10
FULL LINE
Burial Caskets and Collins,

With Trimmings Complete. Orders promptly
attended 70 and goods forwarded 20 the out
side towns on Wood River. Call and my
stock L.. A. WHITE,
Sc.t, 2a-tf.l
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10
How to PoretelI the Weather.

A.. J. Devoe, OF Hackenshck, N. j.,
sends TO the Farmers Club OF the Amer
lean Institute the following nine rules
by which it is said, any person in the
northern hemisphere. north OF fifteen
degrees OF latitude. can form an accur-
ate opinion of the wind and weather for
hundred miles around him:
/ When the temperature falls sud
denly there is q storm forming south Of 4
you.
Q When the temperature rises sud
denly there is storm forming north OF /
you.
Wind always blows from the region OF I
fair weather toward region where
storm is forming.
! Cirrus clouds always move from
region where storm is in progress,
toward region of fair weather.
| Cumulous clouds always move to-
ward country where storm is form
| ing.
| When cirrus clouds are moving at a
rapid pace from the north or northwest
4 there will be a cold rain storm on the
morrow If it be winter it viii be a snow
/ storm.
The wind blows in a circle around
a storm, and when il blows from the
north the heaviest rain is east OF You;
/ from the south the heaviest rain is west;
! from the east the heaviest rain is south;
from the west the heaviest rain is north
OF you.
s The wind never blows unless rain
or snow is falling within thousand
miles OF you.
8 Whenever heavy white frost oc-
ours a storm is forming within q thou
sand miles north or northwest Of you.
| Speaking of the distinctive charac-
teristics OF the races Of man higher
. authority tE. B. Tyler. in Naturel says
. that single hair now enables the an
tbropoIogist to judge in what division
I OF the human species he viii class its
owner. There is no installing Chi
nese for European. or either for an
: African. The cross section of this sin
gle hair. examined microscopically by
Primers method, shows circular, or
oval. or rein form; its follicle curvature
NAV be estimated by the average diam
eter of the curls, as proposed by Nose
. ley; its coloring matter may be esti-
+ mated by Sorbys method. There has
! been a systematic classification of man
! published by DR.. W. Muller, Of the No
! vara Expedition, which is primarily ar
! ranged according to hair in straight
I haired races. curly haired races, etc.,
. with a secondary division according to
language. Though we cannot regard
such system as good, the wonder is
q that it should answer so well as it does
o indeed, nothing could prove more dis
Q timely how real race distinctions are
y than that a single bodily character
d should form a basis for nationally map
% ping out the divisions Of mankind
10 Some one has been drawing eariea-
lures of skeletons and collins with chalk
e on the doors of Washington. Ca. Negro
houses, causing q general fright. The
poor negroes have an idea that il is {
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10

Many people have wondered why
burglars will burglaaze the same
house twice or three times, when
there are other houses near by that
are liable 70 contain moro plumber
The fact is explained Whenever
4 burglar is committed the reporter
who writes up The affair. winds up
his article by saving, .'Fhc burglars
overlooked = package containing a
thousand dollars III cash. When
burglars see that. they kick them
selves and go back TO look for the
thousand dollars. Reporters are
responsible Tor much cussedncss. -
Pcek's Sun.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-10-10

The Boise City Board of Trade have
issued circular which they have
caused to be spread throughout the
territory, enumerating many misrepre-
sentations made by Robert E. Strahorn
relative to the territory and the town of
Caldwell. They handle the gentleman
without gloves. and show that Caldwell
does not possess all the advantages
claimed by the Idaho Land Improve
ment Company. Indeed. Mr.. Strahorn
has been indicted by the Boise Board OF
Trade for wilfully misrepresenting facts,
and from the evidence adduced by the
Boar Of Trade, Mr.. Strahorn is liable
to stand convicted before the public,
unless he can put in stopper in the
Way OF rehuttal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1883-10-12
..WIMMINs RIGHTS"

The agitation in the Sioux Falls
convention of the "Women's Suffer
age" question reminds us of the fol-
lowing opening sentences Of an ad-
dress by Mrs. Skinner on the qucs-
ton, delivered some time since, if we
are to believe the Waverly Demo
crat.
"Miss President, teller wimmin
and male trash in general: I am here
tonight for the purpose Of discussing
wimmin's rights, REFUSING her
wrongs and cussing the men.
81 believe the sexes were created
equal. with the wimmin a little more
equal than the men.
81 also believe that the world to-
day would be happier if men never
existed. As a success man is a fail
ure, and l thank my stars my mother
was a woman. Applause
81 not only MAINTAIN these princi-
pies, but maintain a shiftless husband
besides.
"They say that lar was created
first. Well, suppose he was? First
experiments are always failures!
IF l was betting, l would bet 81
so that they are.
'Ihe only thing about him was a
rib, and that went to make something
better.
"And then throw it in our faces
about taking an apple. I'll bet IS
Adam boosted her up the tree and
then only gave her the core.
"And what did he do when he
was found out?
"True to his masculine instinct, he
| sneaked behind Ewes Grecian bend
and said: 'Twasn't me, twas her, and
woman has had to father everything,
and mother it, too
"What we want is the ballot. We
! are bound to have it if we have to let
down our back HAIR and swim in Il
sea OF gore"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1883-10-12
That Base Ball Game.

The Plankinton Standard copies
our article, winch gave them the first
news as to why the Kimball club
would not be at Plankinton to play
the Mitchclis. and takes the occasion
to give the Kimball club a bad send
off. The GR.rIiIc does not cham
pion the Kimball club or fight its
battles. We merely gave the item
as a matter of news, giving the facts
as we learned them. There appears
to be a misunderstanding somewhere,
nevertheless we viii say that although
individually the Kimball club are
gentlemen and men of sense, they
have as an organization docs any
such EXIST played the "baby act in
great style.