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Young and middle-aeed mon. suffering
from nervous debility and kindred affections
AS loss Of memory and hypocboudra.
should inclose three stamps for Part NIr III
Worlds Dispensary Dime Series of ramph
lets. Address WORlDs DIsRgNsAEY Nirp,f,1
ASSOCIATION, Buffalo n. Y.
The man with the biggest bible IN his win
| dnru = not alWaYs The safc.t ner.nn ~ 80
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,.i.oosv to be philanthropic over other
!. + az ,ynisfortunes, Any one can stan5
Pee people enleotba l,i in another fellows Jaw.
You w y',,,g IN \ would doyou. " you
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Rat Can See With lis Wings.

After all. there is something tirst-cla7
about the graduates of school.
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4 UCTION sales every MONDAY, WEI, s.
n DAY and SATURDAY, at 10la 1'clo.k,
precisely, Of Horses, Mules, Carriages, Wagons,
Bugsit, Harness. Halters Brides, Saddles
Blankets, &c. Largo stock of Horses, Car
riaqes, Buggies, Wagons, &e., OF every descrip-
ton with Harness, lap Blankets BE, con-
stantly on hand and at private sale at the veiy
lowest market prices. am now selling Now
Top Buggies from SIS up to $3.50 New tx
press Wagons SIS 10 500 New Harness from
- 10 s25. Give me call before purchasing
elsewhere. THOMAS Z. PARIETF
.Nuctionocr and Commission Merchant.
dee l1-ly
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words are but leave---acl. are the fruit
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"Tales of a wayside inn'---cocktails'
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q BNU 81
THE CELEBRATED


THE SPECIFIC FOR KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER
TROUBLES. CONSTIPATION, PILES,
FEMALE WEAKNESSES AND
RHEUMATISM. -
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LIVER DISORDER

My attending physician gave me up. IL had rheu.
matsm and kidney troubles for q years Many doctors
and numberess remedies did me good My friends,
too. thought my death certain. Kidney Wort has
entJsE cured me, writes Elbridge Malcolm, West
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The most satisfactory results" writes Jas. F
Reed, Of No. Acton Me, in of kidney and liver
troubles and constipation have followed from the use
OF Kidney Wort, by me bers Of my family"
Kidney TrouhIes and Rhcumatism
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devouty thank cd that found ont the virtues NJ
Kidney Wort. writes G. Z Brown. Of Westport NY
1t has cured me OF years of terrible kidney
disease"
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appeals j &. Power. OF Trenton, Ill. through the ST
Louis Globe Dem. and Home and Firesi3,, that Kid
Wort cured my liver disorders which I'd had for 20
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Chronic inflammation Of tho bladder two years
duration, my wle's compliant, writes DR.. @. NJ.
Snmmerlin, of Sun Hill, ca Her urine often con
CANS Tfsser .e,aS Sses sota.t bloody Phys
remedies only paated her pains. Kidney Wort how
ever. has IN cureH Lsr. 50
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90 have tried great number, - truly remarks Mr. W.
Crosse of Scranton Penn, under date OF Dec. u,
So. but there is no other remedy like KidneyWort
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Two Of my friends had my trouble, " says Mr.. e.
bridge Malcolm, OF West Bath Me. Il was given NJ
TO die by my physician and friends We all had kidney
dsease and rheumatism. Mine OF 80 years standing
kldney-Wort has ertirtip cured an three ~ rs "
90 had kidney troubles for many years Kidney Wort
c'osd ne. u. Nj Dows, of Diebold Safe Co q Canal
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Ourcorrespondeut NJ. Josiah kenney ofLandisburR.
Pa, saws Kidney Wort c8ed M dyspepsia. | had
t m Us worst forms, too ~
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1883-08-04
Put a Brand on Him.

women are a necessary evil" he said,
bringing Town his fist hard on the counter to
emphasize the heartless remark. It was in
the village store at West Milton, Saratoga
County. and the speaker was the central fig
ule Of a sronp of bucholic philosophers. He
was homely, s~iovenly and sixty.o
: There's where l differ from you altogeth-
err" said Mr.. Geosgo 7. Graham, of the same
place. Women are mostly what men make
EN-. When husbands are brutes wives will
fall into submission or make home hot for
the men and they're unnatural in either
character. Love them, and especially be
good to them when they're sick, and you'll
have no trouble. There's my own wife, now
She's suffered - good deal with dyspepsia.
nervous prostration and other ailments that
took the bloom off her cheeks and the sprino
out of her steps. Well, she saw an advertise
ment of PARKER'S Tonic. and thonobt IL
would be just the thing for her case. Gentle.
mon | sent five miles after a bottle. She
took it.. l sent again after more. So several
times. Trouble Why, if you could see
how much good it has done her you would
say that women are the greatest Of Gods
blessings. and PARKER's ToN1c is the next"
HIS preparation, Wnlcn mas Oo0n known as
PARkER's GINGER Tonic, will hereafter be
called simply PARKER's Tonic. This change
has been rendered necessary by substitutes
imposed upon their customers by unprinci
pied dealers under the name of ginger; and
a. ginger is really IAN unimportant favoring
Ingredient. we drop the misleading word.
There is no change, however in the prenara-
ton itself, and all bottles remaining 10 the
hands of dealers, wrapped under tho name Of
"PARKER's GINGER T0KIc'' contain the genu-
inc medicine if the signature of HIscOx e Co.
y ut the bottom Of the outside wrapper.
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The energy and determination
exhibited by the citizens residing
on the West bank of Bayou La
fourche in raising several thousand
dollars to cut a drainage canal to
drain the basin between Lafourche
and Bayou Terrebonne is something
remarkable in the southern coun
try. In a few years 100000 acres
of the finest kind Of lands will be
drained and ready for the pillow.
that has been for years the home
aud habitation .of the catfish, the
bul'frog and the alligator.
These people are to be congratu
lated upon the spirit of enterprise
that they exhibit and rich will be
the reward they will soon obtain.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1883-08-04

The party given to the young
people at Mr.. j. r. Thibodeaux's
residence, on Canal street, on the
evening of July 81, 1888, was a
very pleasant and satisfactory one.
The fine flower gardens, III front of
the dwelling were handsomely dc
corated and brilliantly Illuminated
with 20 Chinese Lanterns and %
lam ps. rendering the scene Il most
chaste aud charming one. There
were about 80 or GO young misses
and youths who amused themselves
dancing in the large Halls, or prom
enading in the numerous walks
throughout the gardens. A fine re
past was given them, consisting Of
sandwiches, cakes, Lemonade, ice
ream NC. to which ample Justice
WAS done. These reunions of the
gay young folks, I not only pleas
ant but useful IN furnishing oppor
tunities of becoming better acquain
ted with each other, in developing
their sociable qualities, and destroy
ing tha, tilnidity that is peculiar to
youths who are not accustomed to
frequent intercourse with their
friends.
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NICHOLSON.

PROFESSOR j. w. NICHOLSON
This gentleman, President of tn.
Louisiana State University a. Bat
on Rouge gave a lecture, in Wave,
ley Hall. on last Tuesday night, to
a fine and intellectual audience,
among which was q number of la
dies.
Professor Nicholson is a pleasant
and attractive speaker, who is now
travelling through the State in the
interest of the fine institution over
whose destinies he prcsides.
The great warmth of the atmos
phere caused the speaker to be
brief All! he necessarily dli not GOV
or the ground ofhis lecture as fully
as was desired by the audience, and
as he had intended.
After he concluded, short address
SEES were made by Mcssrs Clay Kno
bloch, Grisamore, Moore, and
Blake.
Professor Nicholson very.sensibly
desires to induce the people of
Louisiana to educate their children
at home, and in this he should be
encouraged. When the people of
learn to cherish their
own institutions of education and
build them up, they will make "a
stride towards the prosperity
Of their State.
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"a meeting composedlof eleven
Without regard to face color
previous condition, was held Oh
10 Street, on Thursday night.
ls4aev had met to pass q rtsolu
9a'of thanks to the Mayor aud
aastees for giving them employ
a1tin pulling up the weeds and
grass that spring UP alongside
oanquettes, in the summcrdays
"a resolution was unanimously
1pse,', without dissenting voice.
eaal Brown, read a letter from a
sltsee Of ladies, presenting
one OF the boys, with a, dress
aad been soiled by coming in
with the yellow ppped
whilst promensding d the
.alks, which they Nigh; pre-
u Use. :" - : 'se's
-nese dresses were thankfully re
~ when the boy raised aeon
seslon TO buy 20 bottles Of Beer
al u 80
: watermelons and adjourned
On on a Pic Mic, and dicuss
ptooabilities of Cholera.
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Mr.. L. N. Aucoin in addltlon
Is ms grocery store, scorner Hose
adSt. Philip streets, proposes to
70 a dry goods store, about the
q Of this month, where he will
eglad to have his friends and the
aDllc generally give him a call.
re will have his brother, the we'll
known clerk Of the firm of Braud &
egeudre-Mr. Alphonse Aucoiu-
z supetintend the dry goods de-
|Pastment until January LIST, 1884,
men 1t will be known as the firm
Aacoin & Brother.
Iney are worthy and enterpris>
gentlemen aud should be patron
va.
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Attention is called to the AID
Easement of r. II. Allen who has
|eO squares of new corrugated roof
e for sale on very reasonable
rms. This roofing was ordered
III mistake and error in calculation.
Any one having roofs to cover
oonld visit this material on Rienzi
imitation opposite Yhibodaux.
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THE weather is hot and dry
dgar cane demands rain and does
Ut improve az it should do, at this
eason of the year.
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The Erening Chronicle has an arti
Gle commenting upon the refusal of
Gov. McEnery to pardon Dennis
VatthOrn, one Of the Representa-
tiveS of Thibodaux in the Peniten
tiary. Vanhorn climbed into a tree
and fired through a window, wound
ing . girl whom be intended to
kill. Let him serve his time out,
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THE DIVERSIONS OF A
FRAUD.

That irrepressible patriot, Mr.
Henry G. Bowen, celebrated the
last Fourth July by fetching Mr.
anu Mrs. Il. e. Hayes all the way
from Fremont, Ohio, at considera
bIe expense, and exhibiting them
to his neighbors and admirers in
the town of Woodstock. Mr.. HAYES
delivered an grafton which not a
single newspaper in the Uu,tcd
States of America took the trouble
to print.
From the Putnam Patriot, pub
lisl,ed near Woodstock, we learn
how Mr.. Henry q. Bowen and Mr..
Il. B. Hayes amused themselves at
ter the Fourth. On Thursday at
ternoon Mr.. Hayes swan in Rose
land Lake. He did not sink to the
bottom. A body Of Hayes specific
gravity would float in alcohol.
Later in the afternoon Mr.. Henry
c. Bowen and Mr.. r. B. Hayes wit
messed the performance of the Wab
baquassett Club at polo. In the in
tervalS of rest between the heats
Mr.. Hay es "waS seen rolling upon
the ground beneath the hackma
tacks." This is nothing new. Hayes
has crawled and rolled in the dir,
ever since 1876.
On Friday afternoon, Mr.. and
Mrs. Hsyes, with Mr.. and Mrs.
Bowen and a large party of ladies
and gentlemen, rode to the lake tori
Il bath. 'This," continues the Put
nan Patriot, "was a notable and en-
occasion. Mr.. and Mrs.
soon had on bathing dresses,
ahd the whole party were Ill Il most
hilarious mood. At one time all
hands and danced round and
round, singing, You, nor We, Tor
any one know how oats. peas, beans
md barley grow, ripcn, and are
gathered ill.," The roars of laugh
ler ''could be distinctly heard on
he top of Mount Eliot and even
laif IL mile across the lake." Ills
loisy mirt!l was unseemly. 1t is
'nly Il few months since Eliza Pink
ton VAS laid in the grave.
That same day Mr.. HENRY G..
and Mr.. Il. Il. HAYES visi
ed Putnam's Cave, in Pomfret.
lr. HAYES got down on his hands
md knees, We are told, and "put
lis head into the dark and rocky
'etreat OF the wicked Old wolf as
ar as was practicable.H He hauled
t ont again mighty quickly. 4
small snake, coilcd near the Ell
rance of the cave, raised its head
nd began to hiss. The Frand need
lot have been afraid. No snake :
hat sqnirms and Kisses would bite
The Republican party must go!
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The gallant 6esnen Of Napo
Ieonvi'le Fire Co. No. l propose to
hare a grand celebsAtion and Fair
on August II and II, with q parade
on the morning of the 10Th.
Invitations have been given the
firemen of Thibodaux to attend and
no doubt some of them will visit
their brethren on that interesting
occasion.
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NOTICE..

W. L%ITTLEJoHN is the regular autho-
rized Agent for the parishes Of Ascension.
Assumption and Lafourche Interior TO sell by
subscription the Pictorial History Of the Uni
tea States: by Alexander stephen, also the
National EMcyciop@dia of business aud Social
Forms, by McCate, and the finest and the
lislied.
His address is AlbemarIe p. o., La.
jy-2S-S33t.
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-An earthquake occurred, a few
slays ago, at Cassamiccola, in Italy,
which 1000 to 5000 people were
lstroyed.
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IS. y. Grisamore has been re-
living another supply of goods in
I the ; and continues to add
lone thing new in his House fur.
ishing store.
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HOTEL
For the week ending August. 3, 1885,

STRANGERS HOTEL.-P. A. villermin.
T. j. Dtyfus. e. L. Henderson, Sam Haas
Moses Heidingsfelder NO; Ellie Ducos, La
f"urchc l.. Medina. J. Medina, Assumption
George :eunelnan. Ind +. Bermucho, Cen.
~trevil!e l.. Si'noneaul, j. Leblanc, Frank
lin: Z. JOLIET, Wife and Child, ~Terrebonne, f.
Guice, NatchcZ.
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THE Bayou is falling rapidly,
and will continue to decline for
sDme time.
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THE FOOL KILLER NOT NEEDED.
Capt. Webb, an English swim
mer undertook to swim the whirl
pool below Niagara Falls, on last
Tuesday. He did it, but he will
never swim any more.
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-The1ig Hall has the roof frame
-, and the window frames are be
III placed in position.
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"A meeting of the members of
Gmbodaux Fire Co. Nc. l is called
81 Monday night, in their Hall, OH
pportaut special business.
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. There is butIittle sickness in this
VICINITY. Small Pox has vanished
ri the time hang.
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Harry G. Bush of New Orleans
- been spending a few days, Wis
ing friends IN L.af"urche and Tel
bonnie.
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"A. Riggs & Bro, Cistcrn Ma
GERS. ~ Delord street: N. O. Schd
Tor price list.
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THE new hall will be ready for
Z roof in a few days. For strength
structure this building is sur
assed by none.
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See notice Of Mr.. Hayes, the
pnle dealer, to be found in another
plumii, and be prepared 70 visit
u stock.
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WIS.

The Police Jury will meet mex:
Weduesday-au important session.
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NOTICE..

Mr.. Just Comes is the regular authorized
travelling agent fer N. u. Mcdonald & Co..
in the Parishes Of st. Jno. the Baptist, st.
James. Ascension, Assumption and Lafaurche
to sell by subscription, the pictorial history
phens.
His address: Residence, 1870 st. Charles
St. N. y. Office 46, Camp st. N. o. a42t
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Mr.. CariIaIe's Success.

In the choice Of Mr.. Carlisle for Speaker
the Democratic party has exhibited cour'
age in the highest degree. For once 1t has
had the courage to assert its convictions
The Democraticparty is party Of free trade
and OF sectionalism; its most conspicuous
honor and the most important place at Id
command it has conferred upon free
trader and the sectionalist candidate.
The party has taken up the cry oil Mr.
Watterson and served notice on the PRO
tectionists within Its lines that they may
az well get out before the firing begins. II
ia an aband onment Of the "all-things-to-all'
men, policy Of the year and the frank
ayowal Of q return to the policy Of tariff
for.reyenue. only, which is the last national
declaration on the subject. 1t is the vol
stripped Of his sleeps clothing. As Mr.
Wattenon said with regard 10 the tariff
"Pennsylyania may go to the devil" the
Dsh,ocrats Of the House say 10 all Demo
cratic protectionists "You may go along
with Pennsylvania"
Il ia the bold and forceiul self.assertion
ofthe South. The section on which the
Democratic party relies as base Of opera
tions, without which 1t would now be a
snail minority in the House with no hope
Of the Presidency, massed itself on
the sectional line and carried the day
It hiss ceased to be content to supply the
maiorities and let the prizes so to the
"dough.iaces" Of the North. To the South
ern heart this success is the beginning oil
the restoration. Twenty.seyen years ago
this month James L. Orr, Of South
Carolina, the last of the Southern Speakers,
was elected. Mr.. Carlisle is proud tri.
umph for the sectional wing OF the party Of
sectionaliam.
The business interests Of the country
have looked with alarm upon the possible
election OF Mr.. Carlisle. There is likely to
be agitation Of The tariff question in the
interest OF moro so-called revenue re-
form"; but the Senate and the President
stand in the way Of any radical change.
Even agitation may ipjuriousy affect in
dustries already depressed, but the CHIEF
cause Of apprehension is involved in the
election CT next year. As bstween the two
great parties this country has Of late been
very evenly divided, and the attitude oil
one Of them is far from reassuring.
The country has, however, this consola.
ton, that by Its vote of mex. year It can
declare It's own industrial policy; it can
say whether it will continue TO give prefer
ence to American capital and American
labor, or whether 1t will yield to the solici.
tations Of foreign Interests. There is some
sentiment involved in the situation, and
more bread and butter.
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WTHEELING { ELM GROVE R. R.

On and after MONDAY, NAY Il. 1855. tuntIl
further noHcc) can will run from the City and
s.amm's every hour from 6R0A. y. 10 go EM.
my,0 vTRHu aNnt
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rHRAurocRAT
0fthe lunch Counter-Aboutt the saliva
linn ArnY.

Ofthe Lunch Counter-About the saliva.
lion Army.
When the chronicler dropped in at the
lunch room the other night to get some
pointers, he found Hez In the midst Of o
lesson in morals and manners, addreesedto
q bright yellow boy, who looked about as
unlike Sullivan as little ANGELS unlike q
little ape. He's closely cut hair almost
stood on end with the electricity generated
by his earnest rubbing Of his scalp to
brighten his ideas.
Hello" said the visitor, "where is the
other boy? ,o,
LIoRSsAH men spilled him, an no mistake.
De little debel went down de Capite wan
day an got fitin' TIL a wite boy, an Chevy
Reed, de pleecemau, KEN along an jerked
'em boati In. Coase de wife boys fren.s
done take i'm out on bail, but Sullivans
family diden know he was in tell day
heerd he was fined de next day. He's no
good hyar; not de leases, an 80 We bounce
im."
ut Is rather tough to blame that on the
"Yo all KEEP a publishin' bout his slug.
GIN compensities, an he got kin o. am.
bishis to be q big tough. OATS wat spilled
Sullivan"
swell, we will announce that this new
assistant Of yours Is q moral, modest, ex-
emplary attache OF the Salvation Army"
"Den 20 spile i'm wersner Sullivan; OF
all de noisy, eberyting for show and do no
saryice to nobody, dem attachis is de wust.
est"
yourself"
"Nsw, 20 way. Yo' knows better'n dat.
amt berry pious, but ! never takes no
mans dime thout giben him good measure.
But I'm bleever In 'ligion, an / tink dem
watts got 1t Is de quietest and bes' orderly
people cbery time. Yo' doan ketch EN-
eoin' roun' de streets wild Get on to de
Christian In gold letters ona red shirt
Ware yo' ketches de RELY pious people Is
ware some sick man needs EN-, or come
starvin' coon amt got nothin' to eat. OATS
wat call 'ligion."
Here prominent physician, returning
from late call, entered, and seeing the
autocraps oratorical attitude, addressed
~ "sfr. Speaker, have l the aoOr?"
"Yes, sab; what yo' want?'
"Giye me stew, Mr.. Speaker"
"say," Hez said, meditatiyely, as he pre-
pared the stew, swat is all dis Speaker biz
Miss heerd 80 much abou!?" :.
"That means the Speaker Of Congress"
the doctor explained.
"Goshl fought wen a man went to
Congress eberybody spoke wen he wanted
to. Ell you got to 'lect jis' one man Speak
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Before the explanation could be given
the counter filed up with customers and
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