Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-05-07
ALL SORTS.

He HAD Two BALLS IN HIS SroMAoH.-He put them
there because it the fashion his
They Goldfish balls But the boarders found that
putting too many Goldfish balls in their stomachs pro-
duced dyspepsia especially when washed down with
salt mackere and tough steak. Had they not found
that Perry Davis Pain Killer cured dyspepsia their
boarding house fare would have killed them.
There young fellow named Charlie,
Who could reap seven acres of barley
When he called on his girl,
His hair had nice curl;
When he left her twas tumbled and snaTly.
No female should attempt the toll and drudgery of
washday, when it be obyiated by the use of James
Pyle's unnvalled Pearline.
Green bay horse is no uncommon thing in Wiscon-
sin.-A Texas horse thief knows what it is when he
is serenaded by string band.
For one dime get package of Diamond Dyes at the
druggists. They color anything the simplest and
most desirable colols.
man is known by the company he keeps, but
woman is known by the company her neighbor enter
tans
bonanza mine of health IS to be found in DR.. R.
Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" to the merits of
which as a remedy for female weakness and kindred
affections thousands testify.
Medical query-Was the eye-lash designed for
brow-beating?
The unwearied sun, from day to day,
Does his Creators powers display,
And publishes to every land
The work of an almighty hand.-Addison.
Printers ink and paper the agencies used to
publish to the American people the fact that Dr.
Graves Heart Regulator cures heart disease, sleep
lessness, and nervous prostration
There is big difference between riding club and
| walking stick.
There is resurrection of natures latent vigor every
spring. Like the world around you renew your COM
plexion nvigorate your powers cleanse the channels
of life. Ayers sarsaparilla is the means to use for
| this purpose.
Flattery is called "tafy' because it makes a man
feel awfully "stuck up"
The most horrible punishment discovered by the
leaders of the Inqusition, 60 keep their victims
awake, Insomnia. or sleeplessness, is common dis
ease, and one pregnant with danger. Wheat Bitters
will cure it, well its attendant and resultant ills
He that studeth revenge keepeth his own wounds
green.
The best tonic medicine-one that is not composed
mostly Of alcohol or whiskey-s Browns Iron Btters
lutely kill all desire for whskey and other ntoxicants
1t has been thoroughly tested and proven itself il
every instance never-failng cure for dyspepsia, in
Digestion bliousuess, weakness debility, overwork
rheumatism. neuralgia, eonsumptve disease. live
complaints kidney troubles, etc.
Trying to crowd 500 roses in a spring bonnet fou
inches square is what Is making ravng maniacs GU
of the milliners.
CAN'T GET IT.-Diabetes, Bright's disease kidney
urinary or liver complaints cannot be contracted b
you or your family if Hop Bitters used and if 20
already have any of these diseases Hop Biters is tn
only medicine that will cure you. Don't forget this
and don't get pulled up stuff that will only harr
you.
There is lying in the United States treasury MOI
than Sl0000.000 of unclaimed money-interest an
principal of public debt, some of which dates back
, 1887.
! ENJOY your life" is good philosophy, but to do
you must have health. If bilious and constipated
blood out of ORDER use DIR. Pierces Pleasant Pur
alive Pellets" which are mild, vet certain in the
operation. OF all druggists.
An old lady from one of the rural districts astonis
ed clerk in of the by inquring if they h;
any "yaler developments SIGH as they did up ette
IN"
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others thu
e by your own" Take warning in time. Avoid qnaC
I nostrums by which thousands annually perish. U
only such remedies demonstrated above susE
cion, foremost among which is Kidney-Wort- f
torpid liver bowels kidneys, other remedy equa
it. 1t is sold in both dry and liquid form by
druggists.
y Witty sayings easily lost as the pearls sli
ping off broken string, but word of kindness is 81
dom spoken in vain. 1t is seed which, even VIII
. dropped by chance springs up like flower.
' On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL--The Voltaic Belt
h Marshall. Mich. will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Eli
i royoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
: thirty days to men young or old) who are afhct
= with debility lost vitality and kindred tror
!, les guaranteeing speedy ami complete restoration
health and manly yigor. Address as above. n B.
J. No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed