The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-06-14
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grade
A mas arrested ior bixsny oaerod -
% excuse thai hs loved not wisely. but
ioo ssil.
--lis sad Il am pos 10 my rsrAl srir-
IL. BAT W. naslosd thai bis nsssl spirits
..rs 10 Ain,
--',mhs, woaid you do Il ycur vifs
aisig~ asked Mrs. ". NJ. II. s~ho - vssyl
assbodacsll 4 ~osia bary her.
There i 70 marh sad In Tie sssvv.
i,arrscs thai .,e tioGshs 70 he rsrtr'
rou ihsi ,b.s seem quits "a Tor The ars'
er-
4 boy asked III. father this m-ssias
at ismpns iasit The old gentleman said
~ d,Int know cs,,Aia. but !, was sosne.
thing sl,ous A. time
II has beea ~hiseersi that Tie i'm
msase stock Of liver pads ''lei, over IN
this fAif laid have been worked up into
lA~n tennis sho
baton bniehcrs scar white aprons
inmaed ~iih lace This gives them snch
tender lssoa thai the .oughnoss 81 their
nsai Is aat aoti,-el
10. ~iie ~ isell, the lsvriior 81 the
,rlsplcsr. % deaf sad dumb. just see
shai usap can accomplish when Heaven
hs. slssseJ hin alih ihe right Kind OF .
plGs
Tsp rn,lid color. isui i,s' asked the
h.L.mongsr. cutting opeu salmon
-Yes. replied The purchaser. ''looka - Il
u @ere bIasliag at the price ron asked
Tor Il
"A Boston clergyman claims TO have
iouai in the Bible prophetic reference
10 Gov Buffers capacity for muddling
thugs aud Beniamin's mesa WAS Ave
Tine. Is much as any OF theirs. I
''wba, are you going 10 do when you
erow up II yon don. knov how to cipher
asked teacher OF slow boy. I'm gong
10 be school teacher aud make the boys
DO the eipberiag.' vas the reply.
-Frst student "Hov stupid Here
nv uucIa sends me twenty dollars As .
present Second student II should
think you wonld be delighted" mot Al
all | was just going to ask him TO send
me fifty"
1t is said that Jay Gould READS the
Greek poets with facility" Maybe he
does. brethren. but you can bet your boots
that all the Greek poets that ever poeted
coaldn't read Jay Gould; no, not one
chapter OF him.
The Philadelphia Ne'ss says that the
body OF man with = pencil behind his
ear, a pair Of shears in his right hand aud
his pocket full OF gold has recently been
escavated at pompeii. He is supposed TO
have been an editor.
"A Georgia physician. who has won .
great reputation for quick cures. has very
simple remedy for most diseases He tells
patient that circus Is coming TO town
In four days. and the sick man is generally
able TO be out by that time
A problem two females. each thirty
years Of age. are sitting on the sofa. Meth.
rr Of them has husband. One Is worth
$500, 900 and the other teaches . district
school Question: Which ia the unm srried
lady and which is the old maid?
Cyclones are becoming very frequent
ont West aud when Young chap takes
bis girl out riding she softly murmus
Hold me tight, Charley. A cyclone
might come and blow me away from you.
Even cyclones hive their advantages
--"My name haiu't Virgins nor il hain'i
yennor. Ny name 10 Smithers, II you
please. and han't much on predicting
the weather. bnt when go home without
my meat for breakfast, and Mrs. Smithers
fiads IL out, can reckon on an old north
easter every time"
-"Woman's rfghtsw exclaimed Phil
adclphia man when the subject was
broached "whst more rights 10 they
wAntg My wife bosses me; our daughters
boss US both. and the servant girl bosses
the whole family. It's time the men were
allowed some rights"
A novel mode Of advertising for . vile
has been adopted by IN inhabitant Of :
provincial town, A photograph Of the
gentleman is placed in the window OF q
shop.kecper and underneath Il the follow.
ing notice: .wsnted female comrau.
ion 70 the above. Apply 1t this Office.
Some OF Newport's capitalists ara go
ing 10 have AN aquarium and geological
garden. II il denied that the latter Is 10.
tended for sumner resort for ''dndex.
onc OF whom said: Whats the use Of get
ting an sluariumy After Jon have brought
Il here there is no one who can play on it.
"A self acting sofa, just large enough
for two has been invented. II properly
wound mp il will begin 10 ring warning
bell Just before ten o'clock, AT one min
uie after ten Il splits apart, and while one
bali carries the daughter u the house p
stairs the other bali kicks her young mau
out d doors. They will come high. but
people must have them.
IL notice." said one lady 10 snosb.,.
shat Il oar church social gatherings yoa
are Always the last 10 leave. II know IL.
Was the reply. "but have an object in
rie~1 What IL its'' II want 10 pr
vent the rest Of you from slsndrrins M.
"oh. you mean thing. ron never want "a