The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1883-07-06
Knife, will return it promptly.


cuffs and his shirt-studs in his shirt.
Who will keep his toothbrush where
the children cannot get hold of 1t to
scrub the floor with.
Who doesn't insist upon his going to
church with her every Sunday morn
Ing.
Who doesn't want him to go four
blocks to tell the grocer "the eggs
didn't come"
Who will believe the biggest kind of
lie.
Who will listen with deferental at
tention when he tells how his mother
does this thing and how she does that
thing.
Who likes to go off with the children
for visit occasionally, and permits
him to board at the hotel.
Who can spank the children without
his assistance.
Who is not only careful about darn.
ing his stockings, but her own also.
Who doesn't get excited in a dry
goods store and over do the matter.
Who, when he comes home with
headache, doesn't ask him if he isn't
smoking too many expensive cigars.
Who doesn't tell him that the money
he spends for tobacco every week would
keep the children in shoes.
Who is willing that he should 60 to
New York for week without expect
ing letter from him every day.
Who. when he takes her for ride,
and the horses SHES, doesn't scream
and grab the lines.
Who isn't always complaining that
the kitchen stove won't draw.
WHAT A WIFE LIKES TO SEE.
A husband that is not always "llt-
tie short"
Who gets home at reasonable time
of night and in a reasonable physical
condition.
Who always lets her know before
hand when he brings a friend to din
ner.
Who doesn't want ts sleep until noon
every Sunday morning.
Who takes pleasure in buying his
wife spring bonnet.
Who compliments her occasionally,
and calls her pretty. whether she is or
not.
Who, when he comes home late at
night, will come in like a man, and not
like theft.
Who can lie in bed while his wife
walks with the baby without swearing
like trooper.
Who isn't always telling her that
times are hard and business is poor.
Who will give her credit for work
ing as hard as she does, and sometimes
harder.
Who is willing to put up with poor
dinner on Monday.
Who won't keep the dinner waiting
and then growl because the roast is
overdone.
Who doesn't labor under the i'm
preston that cigar ashes on the carpet
tend to keep the moths out.
Who is willing to give his wife half
of the bed.
Who knows when it is time to get
up, and does not rely on his wife to
arouse him.
Who is blind to the follies of all wo.
men.
Who takes his wife along occasionally
when he runs down" to New York ION
business"
Who allows his wife to get dress or
diamond ring charged
Who, when he takes his wife to the
theatre will not go out between the acts
ito see man."
Who will give her stated sum per
month for household expenses. instead
of growing about the bills.
Who won't sharpen his lead pencil
on the carpet.
Who will empty the ashes and carry
the coal, when the cook has been bounc-
ed for impudence.
Who, when he builds an addition
to the house, will allow his wife to ar
range for "closet room.
Who will not whip off his little pint
of champagne and think hemlock water
good enough for his better-half.
Who will not insist on having the
pillow with the most feathers.
Who does not require coaxing to get
his wife a new dress or a piece OF jew
elry.
Who will be as polite to his wife as
he is to other women, and will lift his
hat to her when he meets her on the
street.
Who can be generous to himself II
he is only just to her.
Who is willing to share the evening
paper.
Character in Smoking.
It,a twentv Years said a CIGAR dealer