The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1883-06-07

innn IOtb, AMI entertainments, VIII u
giyon on Monday, Tuesday ana Wedhes
day evenings, following.
TERRELL.
Helms divided all created things intL
those which can be eaten, ana tnoso "h'op
cannot. Later still, Sake tells US
MANY a wise philosopher hos iiled,
Mankind IN nt,ing 'riers 70 1lyluo'
And, by their fashion, form nnh ace,
10 group assort ana CLASSIFY wv ia ,oois-
One would distinguish people by lheir poVAS
| Another qualntlY-sOlvly by tnelr COOKS
And one who graced phllosophc behch,
Found these three classes-w0meh men anu
Tho h, 81 remains of all that have hnown-
A broad distinction brilliant, aud my own
OF all mankind, classify the 10y oo ,vho bave
Those who have money-and those VINO nave
The path wherein to consider the idea ad-
vanced by both sages, lies PLAINLY, o "r ne
your correspondent, but just as piaihiy ue
sees that it leads 10 mental slough VI Des-
pond, and he is not so sorely peset win
cacoethes scribendi as to care 70 FISK the re-
suit Suffice it to say that all lonr ciasse IS
are to be found in this wonuernu, o.t f,, IL
Terrell, which seems to have sprung luiiI
crown. shall we say from the brain OF
,Tis funny, and yet little sad to watch
the eager interest with which the crowu
that Hcannot be eaten" hunt for and cap,
ture that which "can be eaten Ihose why !,
have money, get il, and those VINO nave s9c !,
in our grand state OF Texas, with all the
openings and opportunities, I'm tempted 10
saw. deserve to 20 without. I've been WON
dering for the last few days what from the
class Sthat can be eaten" would most con
duce to longevity, for heard iauy oi
Terrell gravely assert the other hlght, tllV
if one could only live until l99o, there woulu,
| Ii
she said, science will have reduced all hu-
tritiye elements to point so fine ana SO s.,
taken once month will increase
strength and promote growth. Think OF
that, oh We toil.woru caterers ana purVey,,,
ors to suffering humanity es, pun,
cried plump, rosy-cheeked damsel, II
want to eat / like to taste. What becomes
of that sense when your pill-age ~ ushered
in ?n progress" was the reply, will give
us something better and more enjoyable,
suppose, as it has given US the railway IN
stead of the OK team and stage coach
Well, let US hope by That day inventive
genius will also have given US !,
machine that, being wound up IN tne
the beds, sweep floors and dust
furniture. Surely these people will settle
down 10 the accomplishment OF the Soul )
noblest aims, and there will be a cessation
of the universal complaint-"l nave III Il
moments time ., ~
There must be some potent change az
hand in sublunary affairs. here in Ierreil,
at least. for the LIST of June finds people
still wearing winter clothing, with morn-
ings and evenings cool enough to Justify
fire. Fortunately the crops have not sui
fered from this the coolest May, 1T Is salo,
for many years. Watermelon vines, ana
tender vegetable show the effect OF frosty
winds, but oats, corn ana cotton III eaeoy
direction present q tiatterlng prospect,
while ripe plums are on hand to be follow,
ed in a few days by the more delicious and
wholesome peach.
Terrell finds many of her inhabitants
busy now with plans for bnilding. Gri1lth
avenue will be further adorned with several
beautiful homes in the near future, anu
on those streets where merchants most 40
The certainty that the much-talke d-of
osyinm ia to be located here enhances
already the value OF surrounding LANDS, ana
there is no doubt that beneficial impetus
f in every direction will result from its eslao-
, lishment. n..u 8, ,rro
To her social privileges. The pretty assem-
bly last night at the home OF MRS. fort.
mass. over which her fair daughter, MISS
Flora. presided with her usual grace, proved
conclusiyely that the spirit OF enjoy ment wan
abroad. Among the ladies present we
noted the temperance OF MIS-.
Scroggins, who has been for some time a
.. Suest mt Hot Springs, Arkansas. Mrs. 3,
wore a lovely costume of two shades OF
terra Gotta profusely trimmed with white
lace. with hat and plumes OF same colors'
the cutest little red lace mitts, and par
ure of diamonds.
M'KINNEY.
| af nlnrp
Prof A. b, Price and his excellent lauy
.. after a two days examination, closed last
night with an exhibition, which Was at
tended by one of the largest audiences ever
assembled in this city. Tho exercises were
highly appreciated by our citlzens. Inc
programme, though lengthy one, was
carried out with spirit. The examlhali3l
was attended by many ~ ooogrs.
, parents OF the children. A class IN geogra-
phv was examined In q novel way, taxing
iourneys from place to place, descrioln0
countries and places on the route. II ever
, your correspondent travels, elntenus put
ting one of the little ones IN his pocket az
a guide book. A class in algebra exhlo,leu
/ marked proficiency in their stuuy anu re-
nondent observed problem OF much dIin'
+ entity given a member of this class. Inc
father an ex-iudge, sitting by waicneu
, with great interest the attempts oil MS
, child TO solve it, and at length when the
student had mastered the equation there
was no happier heaLt ia thnt 5S~ VII
IN an of that father. Master Fred Welcn
nd Miss Eva Berber acquitted themselves
well in their clsssl. iair-haired timio
, little pirl. one of the sweetest OF the nocK
was examined all alone in arithmetic ano
worthily did she acquit herself. hel
mother was there to view with prlue tn'
= success of her lovely daughter. Inc exam
!. - Ia 20
! ination was creullaple W ootu - ,,;s;.or
pupil, and enjoyed by parent anu Vlsitor'
. GREEHvILLE.
An ice-orSam and strawberry festival wa
: given on Friday night at the residence o
Captain p. ii. W. Spencer, for the oeneh
a ~ Inc brass band. The occasion was al
ENJOYABLE one as well as hnancia
! The Baptist Sunday School will celebrate
! its anniversary on the ON oI June, pE
mond,s school house on the Paris road
s THE other schools will join in the celebra
: ton by SPECIAL invitation.
/, PROGRAMME.
: Assembling at Baptist church at = a. ~ ~
i Music, March TO picnic grounds un1er VI
I rection of Professor Edmonds, marshal
q the day-each school in charge oil It's su
J. pefintendent.
: Fsssy Nv Miss Mamie Edmonds.
e Vocal music and short speeches.
q Dinner.
c Music by the band.
Songs.
+ Dsperse ad libitum.
v on tbe 18th Of June a grand picnic vii
o be given at Cad1o Mills, Hunt county
d Fv.svbodv invited TO attend, accompanies
8 he = baskstful Of good things TO eat.
q PROGRAMME.
n Sunday School procession and music al
4 lecture by ]. X. Bumpass, Of Terrell.
e Procession at II by Knights Of Honor
}. address by D. UptbegrOve, Of Green
o vile.