The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-15
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"A lliiis rtila SAD tbs, sissn NE bahle
speaks II ''chilame'. rhiiaren ! nn'i
rnenn acllA
wbsa Aaslphas pl.eed bis srH'
asossa TIE pees ~ Angelips be naid y VAS
Coz nscks press purpoae
"A pretty crnAmcni iof sindcv sssh
i A. Old bat Ran u ~ 70 sbe brim and
tim wnh HanlFsfg edsiHg,
The msschAn, has scales 10 sell by
AEa osben 10 bay ~. u 10 poor f1ie
that gill uoi xo,s bOia weighs
.why 10 700 p.loiY said riolinisi 10
Als daughter ''for ihe same reason that
you ase fosiu. 10 help me 10 drawing my
bcsuH
.-Chsnticseer il great lover Of aecidea'
,als 10 inn.ic. oying probably TO the fact
,hA, hl. o.n notes are 10 the crosms'ie
pcaie
Dr. Agnev Of Philadslphia has turned
aeniis,. lie has extracted from mans
stomach some false teeth swallowed with .
raw oyster.
smith discovered after marriage that
hls wife wrote poetry; bu, be couldn't do
Anything about J, ,hen--he bad taken her
for better or verse.
Pat ss,. that IL men could only hear
their owa funeral sermons and read their
own headsiones there would be no living
in the world with them at all.
a Phiiadelpbis paper says tina, coffee
is failure 10 Ceylor- This is travelling
long ways 10 get an item which could have
been furnished by any boarding house.
at il related as q singular fact that lat
men never commit crime. II doesn't seem
90 singular when you reflect that IT is din
cul, for fat man 10 stoop TO anything
low
Somebody adyer,ises in the Herald
"A house for family in good repair. I'm
good repair" means probably one in which
none Of its individual members are wholly
or partially cracked
Il composilor who was puzzling over
one Of Horace Greeleys manuscripts sage
IL aud saA aeely observed; III Belshazzar
had seen tins handwriting on the wall he
wonld have been more terrified than he
was
1t IL rather embarrassing Tor a shop
keeper 10 be obliged to blum tax assessor
on the yslnstion Of his stock and on being
burned ont the same night have TO face
The same man as chairman OF the under.
writer's committee on valuation
An old negro woman praying for GER
tain slanderer said: ''Oh Lord. won't you
be kind enough to take the door OF his
mouth of. aud when you put it on again,
Just hang II on the gospel hinges OF peace
on earth aud good will toward men.
The Cherokee Indians keep represen
tatise at Washington at a salary OF S4OV
year. This shows how impossible It u
10 eiyilize the red man A white commu
nifty wonld he sharp enough to keep s3oot
Of that sum and ay the rest to lobbyist
- Herheri Spencer says we Americans
rush too muel--wc don't take things easy
Mr.. spencer's photograph, as published
10 the newspapers, looks MS though be had
been lugging a bod OF coal up two flights
and il had weakened his intellect.
A famous cheese maker ordered pic
lures Of his product OF Paris photog
rapher. On seeing proof, which reall!
was VERY bad be said This won't do
Conlounl yonl Nv cheese never looked
like that. "Ah sir. said the photograph
er. ''bnt you sse it moved. !"
Yon say that you are rich enough to re
tire from the stage. bu, have got so nse'
10 travelling about from place TO place tlis
Won wonll not he satisfied unless continu
ally on the move. The way out OF You
difficulty is very simple. Marry Metho
dist minister with no influence in confer
ence.
William, my son. says an economics
mother 10 her son. ''for mercy's sake don
keep on iramping up and down the foe
in that manner, You'll wear out you
new boots" He sits down. There 20
eo-sit.ing down. Now you1l wear o,
your new tfonsersl declare. never IA
snch boy"
"A lovely toilet cushion can be evolve
from large white turnip Trim vii
Houiion lace. brass bugles and passeme
terie, fluied up the back and gored IN Il
centre with polonsise OF gunny -haegir
with ,iemi.train OF crash toweling CT
pompalonr. This will make simple al
tasteful addition TO the toilet table.
An advertisement In the n. y. y
says. "An errand boy wanted; only Ii
boy need apply" II is well TO be expli'
IL matters Of this kind There is.ncthil
more hcAfiless than 10 advertise for DO
indiscrimina,ely aud have perhaps twen
or thirty dead boys apply for the posiiio
only to he disappointed.
mir Bergh complains OF the pc
quality OF food given to tho dogs OF NJ
York We don, suppose they get ros
beef very often, bai II they lived 10
country The probabilities are that til
uouli fare sill worse Pretty often Z
rural CANNES daily meal consists OF b
on, Of ,iamps leg with piece out OF
Young mans coat tail for dessert.
Il ,lecrepi, old mule ., Fort Missoul
Montana vas condemned to death and l
n.ack .hots az the estfison were detail