Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-08-01

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Chs6alis, W. T., July Goth 1888.
new 70 MAKsY a RICH CIxL
Next 10 tiger hunting, there Is nothing
NJ exciting a. making love TO q rich girl
or course, you are supposed 70 be q poor
younQ man, and how 70 compete with
y0ur rich and accomplished rivals Is
Question that haunts you. Success Will
6e easy IL you know how 70 90 TO work.
In the first place, You must get all mer-
CT ary thoughts out of your mind. To
40 this there 10 nothing like early MS
inc and cooling diet. Having gotten
vcursslf into a wooing condition, set
about your task with business like de-
termination.
Improve every opportunity OF getting
into the company of the millionaire .
daughter, but always appear entirely IN
oonscious of her presence. IL you hap
pep 20 find yourself near her, 90 to an
other part OF the room and pay court TO
the homeliest and most neglected girl IN
the house. Tell your best stories and
disulay your choicest wit; presently You
will have a crowd of listeners who Will
hang mon your words and be swaved
bv your elo0uence. The rich young lady
viii hear the murmurs Of applause, and
for q time remain 0slivious 70 the sensa-
ton You are creating; then she will grow
uneasy and give nonsensical orders 10
the eeryauts. Phe will ask foolish ques-
tjous about the weather IN scotland and
the fGshions in Holland; and finally,
With An Ingenious air Of Indifferent sur
priss, remark:
~ wonder what that young man IL
ssying TO those foolish girisF'
N course You hear the young lady
talking. but y0u must affect entire ixnO-
rnnoo q her presence while you continue
your elouuence. Il viii not be long be-
fore the charming heiress will slyly ask
what y0u are talking about. The reply
win Be entirely unsatisfactory. Then
the heiress will invite you TO SIT near her.
II you are wise, you will be brilliant aud
further excite her curiosity by few
words, pointing q vitticism or two, and
speedily returning TO your friends. This
Win piaus the rich young lady, and her
hearS win burn With anger. As soon az
you discover that she Ii really interested
II what you ere saying, and seeks your
sooisty, mako preparations TO depart.
90 through O grand flourish Of leave
takinQ With your listeners, keep them
amuGod and smiling until the very Last
moment. then politely take leave Of the
hsirss and 20 home.
This littls maneuvsr Of yours will end
her pleasure for the evening. Precious
little deep will she get that night. All
the 0ne phrases and howery c0mpli-
meuts Of her wealthy suit0rs would
b Lost In the thought OF how you
alighted her.
Unlike men, women are impetuous.
They do not wait. On the very next day
TIE hcirew viii send yon an invitation
20 attend Q party. She will DO there and
% Vim you. On this occasion you must
pay her your finest address. DO II In a
rsAnsd, delicate, but indifferent way.
Your conduct will again perplox the
heirsan, but nsver mind that.
You must nov talk constantly TO her
frionda. Tell them that you would like
10 shoot thrse or four Of her lovers; that
n che wers MOI rich you would walk
over tn acres Of bayouets 10 make love
70 her. In . few days you viii get an
invitation 10 anothsr party. II you arc
wine, y0u win send regrets and decline
- 70. Explain 10 her friends that you
ase madly In love with her, and that your
seuao OF honor keeps you from intruding
upou her presence. Send her anonymous
bouqusts. merely writing upon card,
Prom 9 frieud." Your star nov be-
ein1 70 siae upon the horizon; you must
70 away for . few weeks. While you
are Rono, write ardent bat very respect
ful lstasrs 70 her friends from your place
of oxilo. On your return you will get
IN invitation 10 call ON her. You must
20 q oncs. talk 10 her % IL you owned
hos, give her good advice, explain your
vieuD about sslf-controi, then change
The oouvoruAtion until Il concerns your
eeof, finally heGitate, stammer little,
hlunh Q good deal, and make the girl
your oouAdank Tell her, in . warm
gnnh of outhuaiaam, how much you love
. rieh giSi, but that you are poor and
fool that u would be diahonorAblc u
peupo1o n her. In conclusion say thai
yoa intsnd 70 lsavs the city In week
borrower, uevsr 10 return again. Thii
VII make the heirsss tremble. She viii
OH you 10 name the girl. While sht
catches her breath sblush again; let you
heart swell and the tears dow from youl
eyouL Say With sob that she 10 the CIR
you love. and then ruah 10 the door
Yooi sweet, beautiful heiress will Civ,
one CRY, ding her arms around your necl
and eob, III love you With all my heart
take ma" CO., while you clasp her Il
your breast and rain kisses upon hel
hpa. During this posiod OF divine 60
$500. (which viii sesm about two centu
yto0l suddenly come 10 your senses, teAl
yourself from the girl and wildly OK
claim that ths sacrifice must not b
made. 6Ay that her friends will 70
preach you and justly accuse you Of do
o1roying the life Of q poor girl; cay tina
y0a lore - TOO we'll 10 drag her dowI
70 poverty, cheap laundries, ETC.. ctc.
That night you will 90 home Caesar
With CNaAx's GROWN upon your brow
AnA IN few weeks you viii Be marries
% vouan Who truly loves you viii
her whole soul. But not until 700 hav'
taken pooseosson Of . noble palace o.
~ Hndspu, With luxury and fne horse
81 around, viii yvu begin 10 realize int
vhat Depths Of contempt . sordid maj
en- oooesod.
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