The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-11-06
ExruRsIoa 1NoIpEATs.
now n Body OF Politicians We're Re.
vived ana Discovered Something Val.

HOW D Bouy Oh Fouktctuu9 WeEe NJ
viyed ana Discovered Something Val
liable.
The Tammany excursion to the lat
State Convention at Buffalo were sur
prised on their return trip last Friday b.
the Introduction into their midst Of tw,
attractive looking cases marked in a bold
running hand, "Tippecanoe." This laconi
inscription somewhat troubled the placit
breasts Of the leading district leaders, wht
were on the alert to capture the scalps o.
tagging County del, gates. In retaliation
for thelrappio priatipg Tammany'stnunder
AS The train steamed out oil the Roches
ter depot, young man gently touched the
shoulder Of Hon. John Kelly, and gesticu'
lated in the direction OF the cases atore
said. Mr.. Kelly at once took in the ait
uatiop, and, linking the.arm oil the young
man, went forth to investigate the secret Of
the mysterious boxes. .
"Tlppecanoew exclaimed the well.
known leader. "Why knew him: and
Tyler, too"
yes" calculated delegate Plunkett, eve
were boom friends. TIP was good old
soul, and SO was Tyler, too"
These bursts Of extempore wit had the
effect OF bringing the different delegates to
their feet, and one and all let loose their
fund Ct pupgency upon the "Eippecanoe"
cases.
'Lst's open them?" suggested delegate;
and in the space Of 81 and one-half seconds
the contents OF the cases were undergoing
critical analysis, when 1t was found that
"rippecanoe" was preparation far
superior to any bitters now, or ever known
to the public. As the delegates slaked
their assimilated thiists, they one and all
praised "Tippecanoe" and Tyler, too, while
complimentary remarks were made by
such adopts as the Hon. John Kelly,
George W. Plunkett, William H. Hullihan,
Senator Treanor, and many Others. II is
generally conceded that "Tlppecanoe" had
the effect Of infusing new lie and energy
in the ranks OF the assembled warriors and
clearing their intellects after the very
ssvere physical and mental strain incident
to the convention, 30 that while 1t was con-
sidered at first simple palatab!e drink, 1t
proved to be preparation which not only
refreshed, but was unquestionably the best
remedy known for dyspepsia, mal.assimila-
ton Of food, s:omach disorders, general
functional arrangements, constipation,
tired feelings, malaria, blood disorders,
skin eruptions, loss OF energy, feeble appe-
tite, bilious headache, etc. The c,mbine-
ton Of deliciou, drink, with wonderful
iy efficient remedy Is as graft! lg as 1t is
rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
tho new preparation which is being intro
duced to the lublic, End Is certain to 81
percedeall "biIters," is tAkea from the N W
York Standard oil recent issue. "Tippe
canoe" IL prepare by Mr.. II. FL. Warner,
OF Rochester, n. T., who Is known 10 every
man, woman and child in the land as pro
prie;or Of Warmers Safe Cure, better known
as Wainer's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
In addition also 10 "Tippecanoe," Mr.
Warner is Just introducing safe Rheuma-
tic Cure which he personally guarantees TO
cure ninety.tve per cent, Of all rheumatic
affections. The popularity ofthe Safe Cure,
together with the high personal standing
Of Mr.. Warner, make this the most com.
plete aud responsible guarantee possible
The peculiar name Of "Tippecanoe" is, as
We learn, adopted TO prevent the fraudulent
limitations which always follow meritorious
articles. lis principal ingredients were
used by the Harrison family in those early
days and became famous for efficiency at
that time. The terrible revelations made
by modern health statistics indicate that
something must be doue to check the raw
ages Of disease and stop uDtimely deaths.
OF persons are dying annually
from no other cause than thoughtless neg
lecf. The slight symptoms OF uneasiness,
headaches, constipation, stomach derange
ments, mal.assimilation Of food and other
similar troubles are often considered Of too
little importance 10 require attention or
treatment. They are therefore permitted
to continue until the health is broken, the
wrecked and the life ex-
hausted, when by timely use Of the right
remedy health might be secured and life
prolonged.