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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-02-13
LA WEEKLY sBAZOO TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 49, 1883.

balming exhibition at the Morgue for
a prize of $500. in order to see which
article was the best. Bat whether
the parties could't agree or whether
they hadn't any faith in the stake
oder, | cannot say. Anyway, the
idea fzzled out, and | have not heard
any thing of it lately. The great an
thority on embalming la the trade is
August Renouard, Of Denver, Col.
All embslming prepare ions are much
the same
FUNERAL RACES.
by the way, did you ever see a
funeral racer"
The reporter admitted that in al
his j urnalistic experience he had Vet
to see the first funeral race.
Then you should GO down almost
any day to Z ,osevelt Ferry and You
will see one. /: is common practice
among undertakers to try to get ahead
of rival pr scessions in their hurry TO
get on the ferryboat fir t. Oae pro-
cession. for instance, meets another at
u street corner. Then they put. The
corpse, mourners and drivers are pref
ty well shaken up BY the time the
boat ia reached. and the cursing and
general profanity INDUCED in by the
drivers aud ha .kmen takes the back
out of the grief which is supposed to
exist for the death of the deceased.
1t doesn't look we'll, know. or it may
appear impossible, but it is true for
all thar.
DO undertakes. as a rule, make
many bad debets p
1T all depends upon the man him.
self. Generally speaking. however,
the poor people pay the most punct-
ually, ard it is worthy Of remark that
widows, especially young ones, pay up
the most promptly. Most af the trou
ble undertakers have in this respect is
from people of uncertai means, where
risk must be run, but seeing that an
undertaker's profits average 200 pr
cent. bad debt nov and then don't
amount to much"
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Remember This.

II yon are sick Hop Biiters will surely
hid Nature in making you well when al
else fails.
LII you are costive of dvspepiic, or ar.
suffering from any other of the numerous
diseases of the stomach or bowels, it i.
YOUR own fault ii you remain i ], for HoE
BiiIers are a sovereign remedy in all such
complaiuts.
II you are wasting away with any form
II Kidney disease, stop tempting Death
this moment, and turn for cure to Hop
Bitters.
Ii YOU are sick with that terrible sick
ness Nervousness, YOU will find a"Balm in
Gilead' in the use Hop Bitters.
III you are frequ ,ter, or a resident Of a
miasmatic district, barricade your system
'gainst the scOurge of all countries -mala-
rial, epidemic, bilious and intermittent
Ieyers-by the nse Of Hop Bitters.
IL YOU have cough pimply, or
sallow skin, bad breath, pains and aches.
aud feels miserable generally. Hop B;tters
veil give you fsi. skin, rich blood, and
sweetest breath, health, and comfort
In short they cure all Diseases of the
stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves.
Brighrs Di ease. $500 will be paid lor a
case they will not cure o. help.
That poor, bedridden, invalid wife,
sister, mother or daughter, can be made
the picture of health, by a few bottles o
Hop Bitlers, costing but triAe. Will you
,etthem suffer?
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Heather Chinee," | am forced 10
conclude. met with the unqualified APP
probation of gentlemen on the other
side oi the House. Laughter
You have also put on the free list
Junk, old. not otherwise provid
for" This was done for the protect
ion of the Ways and Means Committee.
They are fat growing old; and, thank
God, an indignant people viii shortly
relegate them To the shades Of private
life. They may stray out of this
country some time. and If they ever
Come back they will have to come in
under the head of old junk. not other
wise provided for. Great laughter
aud applause.) | am glad vou put
this OH the free list. because it will
save you from undergoing inquisitorial
processes in a Democratic Custom
House. Laughter.
The amendment to retain quinine
On the free list prevailed.
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WOMEN OR WINE ?

Oh. weak md fooihaIay RefcrmeT,
To substitute wnrasn for wine,
fhe glow Of whose presence he wsrn,tr
Tha the sun Biesi Juice Of ;he vine.
Believe me. les fatal are jul ps
Than women in witch rs skilled;
For there oozss more Y. nom from wo lips
Than ever iron rain was distilled
II vine makes u brrtes love j. abb.
To turn a. fooIe with like cas-,
H0pe lays rs U der the tsule.
'Tother brir 81 u al least 10 our knssA
Who barriers for beauty bis whisky.
The charge viii he cerlain 10 Tue.
Por hsr eye sled . spirit more frisky
Than In, Ks in the best "mounfain dew"
BE epirit SO ardent n wonaB's
- sure 10 q oyic. te man.
Her 20 Oh IL delirium trpmenS,
That msddens him more than the eAs.
The glance Of her eve IL blue ruin -
Her blush n the tlood of the vine;
Her pout IT. punch. 10 whose brewing
Tart, snsAJ and spirit combine.
o., then, shup such a TEMPER as this il,
80 commerce ~ hazardous court,
Who cmtarks on the wave Of her tre<ses
VIII SeGTe thai be ventu cd ON PORT.
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QUININEON THE FREE LIST.
A Kentucky Congressman's Wit
ty Speech Against the Tariff.

Cincinnati Commercial Gazette
Tue speech of Representative NJ
kenzie. Of Kentucky, On keeping
quinine on the free list, held the at
tention of the H,uss yesterday. and
the Record containing it has been
much inquired for to-day. The pro-
tectionists and free traders equally en-
dyed it. After showing from the rul-
ing rates that the price Of quinine
was reduced by putting it on the free list
and that the number If manufactures.
had increased, he continued:
/ asked the honorable Chairman
IF the Committee On Ways and Means
if. in the literature Of petitions that
i'ave erOwed his c,mmittee-room-
that audience chamber of protection -
a single. solitary consumer of quinine,
white or black, male or female, inclu-
ding Indians not taxed laughter has
ever asked that august body to restore
one cent of the duty of that drug I? l
guarantee there is not one, and | defy
the gentleman from Pennsylvania to
exhibit single instance where any
cry has ever come up for the reiup,s-
ing of the tax on quinine unless it
came from the 'bber, manufacturer
or dealer in some form, who ;s interest
ed in keeping this tax on the people.
In all this bad bill of 40 pages,
which is cumulative in its wickedness
and progressive in its devilment, the
proposition to restore the duty on
quinine is climacteric, ard the ulti-
ma thGe of its meanness. Laughter.
No bill has ever emanated from the
Committee on Ways and Means.
whose name should be
changed by resolution of the House to
that of Friends of the Poor. laughter
no proposition has ever emanated
from that committee which compares
with this either in its aggregated or
iniquity. Laughter aud
applause. The ague-stricken people
Of this country will call this country
accursed if the tax on this drug is re-
stored. They pronounced your party
ofconfidence last November.
They demanded reform in our tariff
system, and it comes with i'll grace
from you. after haviay been repudi:t-
ID at the polls, to reinstate tax in
which not one single solitary voter in
merica has pstitioned, except those
Who have direct pecunia,y interest
n its imposition. You had as we'll at
empt to lay tax on air and Gods
unlight. which l honestly believe
'ou would do if a single citizen or
irm in Philadelphia we're engaged in
he manufacture of either. Lau liter.
| desire to ask this honorable Com |
nittee on Ways and Means II they are
Wiling to 60 on record as champiOning
bill which looks TO the relief from
axation of all proprietary medi-
ines :" preparations that have caused
more wry faces and more panied visce-
q than all other preparations known
o human ingenuity, in the matter Of
,hysical torture; and as still insisting
lpon the reimposition Of q tax upon
uinine which "brings healing on its
rings" to every bed of sickness in the
and.
By the way, 1 got q circular letter
his morning from Rosengarten 4 Sons,
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HAYWOOD WCAANHOcc! A.<s si.,.G
;npeGm=nis . Marriage. &c ..;..c .nC
cure. Sent yrch,<'y IeaA.., post :, Tor =
cents, by DR.. C. WHITE, 6Ir S;
Charles Street, s.. LOUIS, Nm - pv"-
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.""Better be wise BY the misfortnnes of
others than BY your own" Take warning
in time. Avoid quack nostrums by which
thousands annually perish. Use only such
remedies as are demonstrated above sus-
picion, foremost among which is Kidney
Wort For torpid liver, bowels or kidneys,
no otter remedy equals it. 1t is sold in
both dry and liquid forms by all druggists.
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Incorporated In 1898 for q years by the i-gisla-
eure Tor Educational and Charitable purposes-with
= capftal OF u ,000, 00-tO which q reserve fund
N $3.50. 0Oe has since been added.
- an overwhelming popular vote its franchise
vas mad Part ct the present State Constitution
adopted December I'd. A. b 1879.
The on Lot er, ever voted on and endorsed by
he people Of any State.
u never scales or postpones
IFS Grand single Number Drawings
take Olace MOnthIy
q SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY IN
WIN FORTUNE. SECONDHAND DRAW
lNti. Lass b. AT NEW ORLEANS. TUES
PAY, February Is. lS$3-lS3d Monthly
Drawing.
CAPITAL PRIZE. s75.OOO.
100000 Tickets at Five Dollars Each
Fractions, In F1fthS I'm proportions.
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w w Pc BODY w. 3 SHATTUC,
Gen'l Superintendent Gent Pass'I Agent.
CINCINNATI.
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1907 Prizes amounting 500
Appfica, iol Cor rates 70 clubs should h. mase
'niy To The othc e Company liz New Or
lr
For further information writ Clearly givir g full
address Send orders by Express. Registered Let
Ter or Money Oruer, addressed only IT,
~. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans La,
NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
gu Seventh street Washington, D. G.
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Louisiana State Lottery COMPANY.

1--WE do hereby certify that ~e supervise the ar
fansenlenis for ali the monthly and seni-aanual
drawings OF the Louisiana cistc Lottery cUnpan. .
and In person manage and contrUl the drawings
themselves, and that the same conducted win
Ia aeety, fairness, ana In goO ih toward all par
ties, aud We auth"rZe the company To use this GER
;ikcte. vita fac-similes OF signatures aiiacLed
In It's advert isements"
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The P9o'ic j. requested carefully To- notice the
new and enarced scheIns to b. drawn Month
eS-CAPlTAL PRIZE. S1J.O0O.-Ss
Tickets only 81. shares tn proportion
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-26
SheriFs Sale.

William Sheffield, Receiver Of the Napoleon Building
Association,
Henry E. Cary, ct al.
Order of sale, Henry County Court of Common
Pleas.
By virtue Of an order of sale, issued from the
above named Court and to me directed sheriff of
Henry county, will offer at Public Sale at the north
door Of the Court House, in Napoleon, Ohio, on
Saturday, May 18th, 1883,
at the hour of 10 O'Clock m of said day the follow
ing described real estate situated in Henry county,
Ohio, to-wit:
Being the south part of the south half Of the north
town number i've (5), north range lumber six (6)
east and the north part of the southeast fractional
qua rter of said section number one Il In same town
and range. All the above lands to be bounded on
the north by lands owned by Jacob Brown, on the
east by the Adrian Pike, the west by the half sec
tton line, and to run far enough south TO contain
eighteen and three-fourths (1sAJ acres Of land.
Appraised at $3.50.
Also eighteen and three fourths (1Sal) acres of
land out of the south east quarter Of said section
number one (l) town and range rs aforesaid, and
bounded on the west by the half section line on the
south by Peter Lots land the east by the Adrian
Leonard Hipp. description of the above lands
will be found In deed given from Joseph Sherman
and Jacob Brown to Joseph and Jacob Westermau,
dated December 18th, 1866.
Appraised at $3.50.
Terms Of sale cash
FRED. ALLER,
Shyrif
VIM. Stevenson, Attorney for plaintiff.
Napoleon, Ohio, April 4th, 1888. SI2 30
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tons Of the approaching Democratic
State Convention, Ohio in October will
duplicate its Democratic majority OF
1882, and become q permanent pillar
in the column Of that party made fs-
nous by its adherence to the princi-
pies enunciated by Jefferson and sup
ported by Jackson. But if Chinese
wall is to be erected, excluding tol-
Grant platform and putting in nomins-
ton men unpopular with the voters
dominating In the cities, the race is
lost from the start. 1t requires no de-
parture from the ancient tenets Of
Democracy to be liberal and progres.
sive, but it does require manly ex-
preston and considerate action to get
the Democratic forces in sure lines of
victory.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-26

We give the provisions of the Scott
liquor law in full this week. The sa-
loon men and liquor dealers generally
denounce the law, and evince as much
dissatisfaction with it as they did
with the Pond law, which law was de-
clared. unconstitutional by the Supreme
Court Most of the leading Republi-
cans recognize the fact that the party
will suffer by the passage of the act,
and that all hopes of carrying the
State next fall are gone glimmering,
and some so so far as to say it is quite
doubtful if the Republican party can
ever carry the State of Ohio again.
The Prohlbitionists denounce the law
bitterly because it allows city councils
to permit saloons to be open on Sun
day, and because the old law against
the sale of liquor to be drank on the
premises is repealed. There is wide
diversity of opinion among lawyers as
to the constitutionality of the law.
Some say it will be sustained by the
Supreme Court, inasmuch as the Court
was recently organized for that pur-
pose. Time will tell.
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ANGER, late P. M. of Washington,
kicked out by Arthur, is at home in
Charlotte. Mich, pitching in right and
left telling what he knows of the Re-
publican bosses at Washington. Las,
week he crushed Arthur by saying;
He (Arthur) stands high as a carcass,
and that is ALL" Anger out of office
is q different man from Anger in
Office. He did not use such language
several months ago.
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ATTACHMENT NOTICE.

George Daum, Plaintiff,
VS.. Henry County Court OF
James Smith, Def't. Common Pleas.
lanes SMITH, whose place of residen,e ia un.
~ known, will take notice, that George Daum, OF
Henry county, Ohio, did, on the 2Sth day Of March
lSS3 file his petition In the court of common pleas
within and for the Co. of Henry and State of Ohio
against him. the said James Smith, setting forth that
the said James Smith is indebted to the said George
Daum In the sum of $3.50 81, for money by the said
George Daum paid to D. & ]. Wilson for the use of
the said James Smith, and asking judgment against
the said James Smith for the said sum of S4S9 o.
with interest from the 9th day of June, 1879. And
the said James Smith is further notified that the
said George Daum did at the time cause an or
der of attachment to issue In the said cause And
the said James Smith is further notified that he will
be required to said petition on or before the
Sd Saturday after the 4th day Of May, 1888.
HAAG & RAGAN,
March 49, 1888. .-6w.-SS.75. Attorneys for Plaintiff.
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SHERIFFS SALE.
April II, lssa.-4w.

The Michigan Mutual Life Insurance Company
vs.,
Charles E. Reynolds.
Order of sale, Henry County Court Of Common
Pleas.
By virtue Of an order of sae issued from the above
named court and to me directed as sheriff Of Henry
County, appointed by said Court q special Master
Commissioner for the purpose will offer at public
sale ct the north door or the Court House. in Napo
leon, Ohio, on
Saturday, May 18th, 1883,
at the hour Of 10 o'clock, m OF said day, the fol
lowing described real estate, stuHtedin Henry Coun
ty, Ohio, tO-wit:
The east fractional half of section two (2 in town
three (3 north Of range seven t east in Henry Co..
Ohio.
Appraised at $4,000.
Also the west half of the southwest quarter of
section one ~ ia town three 49, north Of range
seven (O east, ir Henry County, Ohio.
Appraised at 81, 200.
Terms Of sale, cash.
FRED. ALLER,
Sheriff Of Henry County, Ohio, and Special M aster
Commissioner.
Hague & Hubbard attorneys for plaintiff.
Napoleon, Ohio, April Sd, 1883. So 20
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HoNs. J. a. TYLER and J. D. Norton
have returned from their duties at Co.
lumbus, the Legislature having ad-
iourned Both are not anxious to re-
turn to Colupbus, and neither will be
a candidate for reelection, so they
say. They have made good represen-
tatives, for Republicans, but we would
much prefer Democrats, believing they
are more in harmony with the masses,
and therefore could the better repre-
sent the will of the majority. The
District and county is sure to send
Democrats to Columbus for the next
two years.
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The Scott liquor bill was passed in
the House by SO votes-just the re-
quisite number Of "ayes." Mr.. Smith
of Noble, the author of the famous
Smith Sunday bill, declares that he is
recorded as having changed his vote to
"aye." He voted "no" and did no,
change. Somebody answered for him
on the second CALL Thus was the
Scott law passed. so he says. Hon. J.
H. Tyle,, In conversing upon the mat
ter, says Smiths story is little toe
thin to wash we'll, and is about the
worst piece of lodging he ever saw.
1t does look little gauzy.
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NAPOLEON, O., APRIL 26. 1888.
Democracy and the Enquirer.

At no time within the last twenty
five years have the prospects Of sue
cess been brighter or more promising
for the Democratic party than. at
present The increasing harmony in
our ranks upon the central idea OF
revenue reform and decrease of taxa
tion and the apparent disorganization
and decentralization of the Republican
party all contribute to assure success.
It is, however, to be regretted that in
certain quarters where the Democracy
have a right to look for its strongest
auxillaries it finds nothing but CON-
bination of assasslns individual who,
to crafty personal hate, are continu-
ally making assaults upon every Dem
ocrat who possesses the least indie,
pendence of thought and refuses his
aid to personal schemes. We especial
ly regret that the Cincinnati Enquirer
has converted itself into a slaughter
house and adopted the motto of "rule
or ruin" Its editorials consist of mere
twaddle, and its political correspond,
ents pack of black-mallers and char
acter assailants who indulge in the
ebalations Of personal spite or in the
repetition Of the sayings of pot.house
partisans. Its attacks on-rather dirt
singing at--Senator Pendleton and
Judge Hoadly are shameful and dis
gusting, but are mltigated by the
knowledge that, like the gun aimed at
duck or plover, the recoil will knock
the owner over.
Pendleton may have made mistakes
and so may Hoadly-the Enquirer has
made ten to their one, and still con-
tinues to blunder. This does not JUS
tify persistent, and endless, and sense
less abuse.
We are not disposed to dictate can
didates We believe the Democratic
convention will be equal to the emer.
gency, and implicitly trust to it. 1t
will not do, however, to discourage the
liberal element in the Democratic
party. When this is done we will
have repetition of the Bookwalter
campaign, and the old guard-now
mostly needed-will be found in its
tents.
Take the vote of last fall. Newman's
majority over Townsend was 1915,
which was more than made up in six
counties giving him the following
majorities: Hamilton, 1869; Butler,
5000; Cuyahoga, 1888; Montgomery,
1905; Franklin, 1889; Lucas, e6l.
Total, 2e,726. These counties, en-
bracing the cities of Cincinnati, Cleve-
land, Columbus, Dayton, Toledo, and
Hamilton, gave Governor Foster in
1881 majority of 4,35S. An analy-
sis Of these votes indicates that the
Democracy, to hold its supremacy in
Ohio this year, must not make guber-
material nomination antagonistic to the
liberal and independent elements that
came in October last to the aid of the
Democratic party, and which is further
emphasized by the peculiar results of
the mayoralty elections this month in
Columbus and Toledo, in which the
Republicans by an unwonted liberal
spirit, we're successful.
II q broad and liberal sentiment
characterizes the action and nomlna.
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
April I9-st.

OEALED proposals win be received at the once Of
- the clerk OF the board Of educAtion Of Napoleon
township, at Napoleon, Ohio, until twelve o'clock
st noon, the 18th day Of May, 1888, for building
q brich school house In sub district No. Of said
township; also brick school house IN sub district
No. Of said township, according 20 the plans and
specifications on nle In said ofice.
The bid for each building must be separate, muet
contain the name Of every person interested In the
same, and be accompanied BY . sufncient guaranty
OF some disnterested person, that II the bid IL
cepted, contract will be entered into and the per-
formance properly secured.
The bid for each kind OF material called for BY the
specifications must be stated sepai ately, and the
price Of each given and the price OF labor must also
be separately stated.
None but the lowest responsible bid win be &c
cepted and the board may reject all bids.
By order Of the Board Of Education.
JAMES p. RAGAN, Clerk,
April II, ISS3.-4w.
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Sherifs Sale.

George Laskey, ct Al.
VS..
Daniel Hartley.
Order of sale-Henry County Court Of Common
Pleas.
By virtue of an order Of SALE issued from
the above named court and to me directed q
Sheriff Of Henry county viii offer at public sale a
the north door ofth court house in Napoleon, o.
on
Saturday, April 2Sth, 1883,
at the hour Of O'Clock p. m of said day. the follow
ing described real estate situated in Henry county
Ohio, to-wit:
The northeast quarter of section % town s. north
Of range east containing 40 acres, in Henry coun-
ty, Ohio.
Appraised at $1,000
Terms of ssle-Cash.
FREDERICK ALLER,
Sheriff of Henry county, Ohio.
Swan. Harris & Barton, Attorneys for plaintiff.
Napoleon, o., Mch. q, iSs3.-5w. 81 30
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1883-04-26

THAT HACKING COUGH can be so quickly cured
by Shiloh's Cure. Weguarantee it.
WILL You SUFFER with Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint? Shilohs vtalizer is guaranteed to cure
you.
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miserable by that ter
rible cough. Shiloh's CuIe is the remedy for you.
CArARRH CURED, health and sweet breath Sc
cured by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 80 cents,
Nasal injector free.
For lame Back, Side or Chest use Shioh's Porous
Plaster. Price rs cents.
SHILOHS COUGH and Consumption Cure is sold
by us on guarantee. 1t cures consumption.
SHILoH'S VITALIZER 10 what you need for Con.
stpation Loss Of Appetite, Dizziness and all symp
toms Of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and rs cents per bottle
GROUP. wHOopING COUGH and Bronchitis i'm.
mediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure. For sale by
L. I. Leist. apl26-sm
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AN exchange trembles with appre-
hension since 1t has been ascertained
by a German chemist that first rate
brandy can be made from sawdust,
ave are, friends" it says, "of the
temperance movement, and want it to
succeed, but what chance will it have
when man can take rip-saw and GO
out and get drunk on fence rail?"