The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-12-20
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cashier hA. lsis aching ior spyi'oy 70
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IL iuss - cell that many people
lave iroable. They would 80 out ana
lurro. !, il sbsy did 20. have y 10 The
house.
Engissh spsross appear TO Know
vhss i required Of them. Tso vere seen
tho ether dsy ,ryIsg 10 drown each other
10 the guti.r.
-- Beaten 10 Threatened with . water
famine. bui ~ The beans hold out AID
saIllssa siill wears the belt, everybody 70
happy.
81 hate grammar ssiul." said the %.
eisty belle. "Yoa vill like il better when
you gss accustomed 70 H." replied tho
ssll flower.
al Goat soc. said Mrs. Bsscom,
.'~hss Tho Lsrd wanted to make any
hesshcn for, When Ls Was buildin' the
world aud ii,il' Il al up 20 nics.
In Spain the young girls are carefully
watched over by 30 elderly female known
a. q duenna In this country they are
carefully watched over by their little
brothers.
"A New York compositor recently
banged himself 9th . towel He bad
waited patiently for three years for .
fresh one 10 come into the Office plisbls
enough 10 form knot
a man 10 Nov York ran away with
another mans wife. SIX children aud the
furnilnie. The deserted husband is very
grateful because they left him the home.
stead
"A Springfield man recently took .
bath ID the dark. He managed well
enough. only he got hold OF piece Of
store backing instead Of soap, with
marked results.
An Indiana woman applied for 4 d.
yorco on tho gronnd OF cruelty. because
her husband WAS continually using .hsf
face powder to shine mp his big brass
chain.
"A negro baby was born 10 Georgia 70
Gently which weighed only one pound and
quarter. and a literary Teller" hearing
Of the Circumstances remarked that il wa,
funny hos anything so dark could be &C
light
The daIc has bssn Que Of the most
fruitful subjects Of newspaper discussion
ani illustration Of the year, and yst Pres
ijsrt Afthurs message doesn't devote
single line TO tho rra ar1. After THU
national snnb the dude should subside.
Two little SISTERS aged six and sieh'
respectively we're discussing lesson II
botany The other day. Mamma" said
Dss-, 80 flowers really have pistilsf
"Of ron,rc they do" said Grace, tb'
yonOs.r. 10 shoot III their perfume with.
How much did you pay for your new
dro..y' asked MIRA Smith Eight cent?
yard. tI,sy asked 10 cenis" why III
just Tx. mine. isn't it?. said Mrs Smith
"Bu, | lid better than you They asked
Is cents sal got il for - cent?. 60
"a mors than you"
Nearly oil the idols wonhipped b,
the heather in Africa and India are manu-
featured 10 England and pay handsom'
profit. exceeding In commercial value tha
OF the books. Bibles and tracts cent TO th'
same destination. The foregoing fac
points moral - big - wad Of chewing
gum IN . vssssr girls mouth.
An old gentleman finding couple o
his nieces fencing with broomsticks. said
Come. come, my desrs. thst kind OF sc
compli-hnsnt WON'T help you in gettinl
husbands. know IL. uncle. Responded
Que OF the girls a. she gave lunge. "ba
IL ~ill help Us to keep our husbands y
order ~hcn No have got them"
Poois says he cannot understand vi,
his vile il sI~ays 40 particular in select
log residence nth southern exposure
He says that Just before the war he VA
down about yicksbarg aud be got enough
southern exposure in one dose to last bin
al his bora days. They stripped him
iarrc,i aud fesihrred him aud run him on
81 town
An agricultural Journal says; "A vel
trained shepherd dog will drive cs'tIs OF
shs.p better than boy" This il uue
4 shepherd dog IL not very succsssful II
driving boy. A bull dog. With bead
tho sire Of . dinner pot will drive NOR
boys 10 one day than shepherd dog vii
drive 10 week - II there 10 an old isrme'
10 encourage tho dog.
--Ovrrassri 10 barbsr shop: Modern
Elijah. Who inelinss TO be fseetscus I'm
getting 70 IL pretty bald. aint II Guss'
yoail have 10 cut my hair for about bal
price hereafter. shy" Tonsorisl sr,ist
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