The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1883-11-14
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
How a Body Of Politicians We're ReYi-
we'd and Discovered Some
thing Valuable.

late state convention at BuHalO were
surprised on their return trip last
Friday by the introduction into their
midst of two attractive looking cases
marked in a bold, running hand,
"Tippecauoe." This laconic in
scription somewhat troubled the
placid breasts Of the leading district
leaders, who we're on the alert to
capture the scalps Of tagging County
delegates, in retaliation for their ap-
propriating Tammany's thunder.
As the train started out of the
Rochester depot, a young man gem
tly touched the shoulder Of Hon.
John Kelly, and gesuculated in the
direction Of the cases aforesaid. Mr..
Kelly at once took in the situation
and linking the arm of the young
man, went forth to investigate the
secret of the mysterious boxes.
"Tippecanoe 20 exclaimed the
well-known leader. "why, I knew
him and Tyler, too"
dyes" calculated delegate Plunk-
EFT, eve we're bosom friends. Tip
was a good old soul, and so was Ty-
Ter, too
These bursts of extempore wit had
the effect Of bringing the different
delegates to their feet, and one and
all let loose their fund of pungency
upon the "Tippecanoe" cases.
"Lets open them 2" suggested a
delegate; and in the space Of 81 and
one-half seconds the contents of the
cases were undergoing critical anal
ysis, when it was found that "Tippe-
canoe" was a preparation far super
iOr to any bitters now, or ever known
to the public. As the delegates
slaked their assimilated tbirsts, they
one and all praised "Tippecanoe"
and Tyler, too, while complimentary
remarks were made by such adopts
as the Hon. John Kelly, George w.
Plunkett, William H. Hullihan, Sen
ator Treanor, and many others. ItI
was generally conceded that "Tippe-
canoe" had the effect of infusing new
life and energy in the ranks of the
assembled warriors and clearing
their intellects after the very severe
physical and mental strain incident
to the convention, 50 that while it
was considered at first simply a pala-
table drink, it proved to be a prepa-
ration which not only refreshed, but
was unquestionably the best remedy
known for dyspepsia, mal-assimila-
ton Of food, stomach disorders, gen
eral functional arrangements, consti-
patton, tired feelings, malaria, blood
disorders, skin eruPtions, loss Of en-.
ergy, feeble appetite, bilious head
ache, etc. The combination of
delicious drink with wonderfully
efficient remedy is as gratifying as it
is rare.
The above truthful incident, re-
garding the new preparation which
is being introduced to the public,
and is certain to supercede all "bit-
ters," is taken from the New York
Standard of a recent issue. "Tippe-
canoe" is prepared by Mr.. H. H.
Warner, of Rochester, n. Y, who is
known to every man, woman and
child in the land as proprietor of
Warmers Safe Cure, better known as
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure. In addition also to "Tippe-
canoe" Mr.. Warner is just introduc-
ing a Safe Rheumatic Cure which he
personally guarantees to cure ninety,
five per cent. of all rheumatic affeC-
tions, The popularity of the Safe
Cure, together with the high personal
standing Of Mr.. Warner, make this
the most complete and responsible
guarantee possible. The peculiar
name Of "Tippecanoe" is, as we
learn, adopted to prevent the fradu-
lent limitations which always follow
meritorious articles. Its principal
ingredients were used by the Harri-
son family in those early days and
became famous for efficiency at that
time. The terrible revelations made
by modern health statistics indicate
that something must be done to
check the ravages Of disease and
stop untimely deaths. Thousands o.
! persons are dying annually from nc
other cause than thoughtless neglect
| The slight symptoms of uneasiness
headaches. constipation, stomach
arrangements, mal-assimilation o
food and other similar troubles art
| often considered of too little impor
tance to require attention OF treat
ment. They are therefore permitted
to continue until the health /
broken, the constitution wreCker
and the life exhausted, when by
timely use of the right remedy healt
might be secured and life prolonged