The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1883-07-14

cluded 10 drop this subject and take mp - COIN
sge'' as the next bugaboo.
The chairman had proceeded so far, when he
was suddenly arrested by the worthy secretary
with the remark, II must protest Mc. President
against that TO ne belongs the honor AID credit
of discovering the ncfarious designs entertained
by the government in !ufr0duciug national
coinage This measure cartaiuiy introduced
by former administrator, but II has remained
! for the present set Of incomPetents to carry it
out IL Is not clesr even 70 myself Just what
wrong has been committed IN the matter of sub
stirGting {. uniform system of our in place
Of t!.e broken AID Irregular character Of the
s1IH i.oY IN new systsm 70 correspond IN
weight and Gn-aess with tbot Of our great neigh
bOr across the water, With whom a-e most
nearly CONNECTED. This uatter could not be out
Of the WAY if carried on by competent persons,
bat - we are denied any shsrs ia the under
taxing il must be plaiu 10 the most Dbtsae in
teilect among meIHb=rs present. that the
whole subject ought 10 b. viewed with suspicion,
and accordingly sounded the .oosln, sad have
done all IL my power 10 prove "a this COM
III uuity that they ought 10 refuse 10 accept the
new currency when il arrives.
# appears paiuy enough, that II only
induce The pubic 60 refuse it We shall produce
coniusion ia general. tii-'rrrauge business 10
some extent and erLuTrse tie government the
sole object OF present organization.
For nv part said he take stock in this
Lords business, but leave that wholly to Bro.
PIety. Neither 90 have such g profound
spect for the nature OF his feelings in running
counter to- the religion which he Processes Tor
the good Of our party II he thinks his feel
feeling which reaches clear down into one's
t,,..Kct TO the tunc 0f four hundred
sss.Igp- year j. feeling that
cyn1ts." (sisible effect among the meul-
beUsy ITO think that I should be
coolIy snubbed by snch people compose this
Government, especially after such honor as |
formerly enjoyed at the hands Of OF the
mighty pOientatt of Europe. To zee the bril-
iiancy of that circlet, granted by the hands OF
the mighty autocrat Of ali the Russias, treated
with SO little respect, H. entirely too much
Here he suddenly overcome for short
while. Proceeding shortly. he said: Upon
the subject of leprosy, think this meeting will
fully agree with that 1 played no inferior
part to brother Piety. In fact, furnished facts
and figures which confused even my own mighty
intellect. Upon this propose to enlarge at our
next meetim.. As | feel at present somewhat
tired l will not prolong my remarks except to
say that | hope our party, which have definitely
announced, will remember what l have gone
through for the good of this cause, and when the
new deal, for which We are all 80 earnestly sigh
ing comes around. To remember me when this
you see
The next to address the political love feast was
a dilApidated boxing youth. with q far away
look in his eyes. In his left hand he carried
note book and ia his right lead pencil, while
about his senarar app aErGucs something con-
stsntly suggested un observers mind the
thought that this person always looking out
for something fresh After addressing tine chair
he spoke a. follows: .. auI not like the two
brethren who have already spoken. 1 feel dis
posed 10 give everyone their just dues. While
there Is just causc for complaint in many things
here. aud have felt called upon for some severe
structures upon this government, III some cases
indulginS III filings nj various ones, still feel
that the bretaren Who have said their saw have
in many CAGES gone too far. have heard it
boldly stated that much Of the love OF scandal
nODgering and buckbiting aud general abusive
ness, in fact that the construction us this hail,
where We hold meetings, known Social
Scandal Hall las been br ought abont by the
newspapers presided over bv the two gentlemen
who have spoken here tonight. - Here he
wildly interrupted by the chairman with cries Of
8" mel mei. mei,!'' and the secretsry's shouts,
" what 1. what sir. what la yon mean sir!!i'
The next instant the presidents ioryer jaw was
seem 70 fall. even his usnul string Of philipics
failed and nInrInuring, 60 and this OF one OF the
LOrd's peoplel'' he sank to tho floor IN a dead
faint. Fortunately at this jancture the ''sblest
uou-profeSsIJual medical writer rushed for
ward and proceeded 70 put forth all the skill for
which be is justly celebrated. From out of
caPaeous pocket be produced quart black
bottle. and removed ths cork with his teeth, dur
ing which operation of the medicine
tanned in the bottle escaped down hs own throat.
Disregardiug this however he proceeded
to iuree the ueck of the vial he.
tween the teeth OF the PROSTATE man
and poured some of its contents into his mouth.
This brought or q serious choking fl, but, how
ever restored the fAinting man to CON
sciousness. He sPat out what he seemed
10 regard a. an objectionable fluid cast
a withering look at his medciner and
family called for - water At this the wild
eyed young Inau rRshed ir4utically for the tap in
the corner, and finding water, departed in
haste for his own sanctnm, 10 compose an cdi-
torial on the vckedness of Government which
failed to secure an acceptable rain-fa or tolerate
a droutL.
Finding the meeting broken up without any
formGity, one after another departed. brother
Early being led on Oh the OF "a young man
with hair aud complexion Of the tint of one Of
our tropical sunsets. Yours Truly,
REPoETTs
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