The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-03-01
= A marked feature A black eye.


: "Comc down." said the young man
stroking his upper lip.
Question in Natural History What
does q cat amount to?
Giles County, Tennessee. man sold
in Pulaski one day last week 400 robins
which he had killed the night before.
DO not be deceived Insist on having
the genuine Browns Iron Bitters, made
only by the Brown Chemical Co., and
lake nothing else.
Miss Jennie Floods New Year gift
from her papa, the California millionaire,
was S5Oo,0o0 in United States four per
cent. bonds.
= Crops in England and throughout
Europe have very discouraging outlook,
because of wet weather. Crops in
America are opening up on high and dry
buses. business is realizing the differ
eHce and feeling the impetus.
Glow can keep tho cattle from
brenking down the fence to get into my
garden at nights?" said an Austin man
"But how can keep the cattle from
the cato open"
= The dancing Indy who tries to wear
tho skirt of her dress under her arm and
the waist around her knees, and kicks
her slippers clear over the orchestra
chairs every night, gets 5000 week, and
the city missionary gets 5000 year the
horse race scoops in $1,000 the first day,
and the church fair lasts week, works
thirty Of its best woman nearly to death
and comes out $i0 in debt Chimyo
Times.
A kind employer-Mosc Scham.
burg, the Austin avenue merchant, il
strict in regard to the personal appear.
ance Of his clerks. lie was very much
| opposed to bis clerks wearing q mus
tache, aud when one Of them applied to
him for permission to raise mustache
"Dot wash all right" replied Nose );
you shonst raise 30 much viskers ~ you
plense, 80 long as you don't wenr 'em in
| the store during pishness hours. p Trds
| .Sftings.
A little girl from city went to
visit her grandfather in the country.
She IL fond of milk, but firmly refused 10
drink any while there. without giving
any reason. When abe returned she
was asked, "You had nice milk there to
drink, didn't you?" II guess didn't
drink any Of that milk" she Indignantly
replied. ado you know where grandpa
got it? saw him squeeze it out of All
old COW p The milkman's can had been
the ultimate source to her before.
| In n Vermont village tall and
awkward beau called to see his young
lady and found her engaged with other
cOmpsny. To set matters right, he guvo
them riddle. "There was two boys
playin' on the sidewalk, and man asket
whether they were related. The boy
replied, Sir, that thare boys mother and
mine was twin sisters, and yet we haint
cousins" The girls guessed at it half
an hour and then gave it up. "Is there
any solution to it, Mr.. Brown" one OF
the girls asked. ooh yes" he replied,
Its ensy explained. The boy lied
= "Lemme tell YER" exclaimed old
Nathan, arising at an educational meet
ing and addressing the assemblage, "dav
ain't half rs much in eddycation as a
man in moment oh 'thusilsm mought
promulgnte. l raised tive sons. Jim
went ter school an got good eddyoation,
but Tom stayed Mt homo an neber looked
inter book, but yit he made quicker
showin' dan jim" "How?" asked a
chorus of voices. "Why, he beat him
inter de peni,ens;ary by :vo daya,"
exclaimed the old man as he sat down
with the air of one who feels that the
weight of evidence Is In his favor.
- Don't you hate TO meet = man on
the street and have him shake your ha;.d
rs cordially rs he was your twin brother,
and yet you could not call his mama as
If you were going to be hung? But you
don't tell him SO oh, no! You force
yourself to laugh, to ask him where he
has been so long, and when he is going
off, and all those things, and then shake
hands with him and 80 Off and wonder
for half day who the deuce he was.
And .hen doesn't 1t make you mad to
discover finally that he lives right here,
never went off apd never expected to
leave, and that you knew him as we'll us
you knew anybody?