Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-24
ALL SORTS.

"NIY BACK IS NOW wELL."-This is what Mr..
Clough, of Lowell, Mass, was happy to say after
his wife had given him good rubbing with Perry
Davis's Pain Killer, and administered dose in
wardly. For four years he had been crippled with
rheumatism, and suffered agony III his back After
using Pain Killer, he went to his business with
comfort, and is now well as ever he
When baby cries all night do not become impa-
tien:. Be thankful that it isn't twins.
New Bloomfield, Miss, Jan. 2, 1851 wish to
say to you that l have been suffering for tho last
five years with itching all over. 1 have
used up four bottles, and it has done me good
than all the doctors and medicines that they could
use on with me. am old and poor but feel to
bless you for such relief by your medicine and
from torment of the doctors L have had fifteen
doctors at me. One gave me seven ounces of solu-
ton of arsenic; another took four quarts of blood
from All they could tell was that it skin
sickness Now, after these four bottles of your
medicine, my skin is well, clean and smooth as
ever. Henry knoche.
Many women spoken of as angels, and Mrs.
Noah must have been an ark-angel.
The disagreeable operation of forcing liquids into
the head, and the of exciting snufS, are being
superseded by Ely's Cream Balm, cure for Ca
tarrh, Colds in the head and Hay Fever Price &c
cents.
Apply into nostrils with the finger. Only Two
Bottles.
Messrs. Johnston, Holloway & Co., wholesale
druggists of Philadelphia, Pa, report that some
time ago gentleman handed them dollar, with
request to send good catarrh cure to two army
officers in Arizona. Recently the gentlema L
told them that both the officers and the wife of
well-known U. S. \. General had been cured O
Catarrh by the two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm.
81 was only footing one of your late bils,' re
marked fond father his daughter, after kicking
her sweet William out of the front gate.
Sprains, Lameness, Pains and Stitches, Weak
| Back or disease of the spine will be Immediately
relieved on application of Hop Plaster the
affected part It's penetrative part is wonderful
| Warranted to be the best made.
'sWhat influence has the moon on the tide?" the
| teacher asked John Henry, and John Henry said
| ''It depended what tied: if it was dog il
made him howl"
REWARD TO ENTERPRIsE.-Fivey years ago, jaime.
! Pyle of New York, first introduced his celebrated
| Pearlile to the public and now the name of Pear
line is everywhere household word, and million:
| upon millions of packages ore annually consumed
| by intelligent housekeepers.
a Boston chess player sat patiently behind
balky horse and at length observed to the animal
| ''It's your next move.''
$1,000 versus $1.50-'I spent $1,000 with othel
doctors,' writes Mr.. ]. W. Thornton, of Claiborn
Miss, Samaritan Nervine however alone cured my
son of fits,'' This is par with hundreds of 9th
ers, speedy but thorough.
A Missouri town which was visited by a cyclone
last year has just been devastated by another. The
inhabitants don't like this method of catching the
| second wind.
We call the attention of our lady readers to tn,
advertisement in columns of James Pyles Pear
line for laundry and kitchen purposes. An article
so popular and widely circulated, must possess mer
its that commend it to favor of housekeepers.
An Irshman drinks whiskey; Frenchman
wine; an Eagshman, ale; dutchman, beer; ant
an American anything he can get.
HEAR uIM.-''I feel new. l was afflicted wit
sick headache and general debility, but Burdocl
Blood Bitters brought about immediate improve
ment in MY general health. 1 consider them til
best family medicine i'll the MARKET. Adolph La
loz, Buffalo, \. Y.
a fashion editor says ''Now that cats heads al
being used to adorn bunnets, the cats must co.
KICKED OUTFLOW many people there are VIII
are struggling to rise in this world that kicke
down and out by obvious rivaIs Thomas Eclectr
OIL never clicked out'' its patrons. 1t is true blu
For throat affections asthma and catarrh it is
tain aud rapid cure.
The high school girl Amy remarked the other da
''Oh, keep still; you make me tired And she w
promptly informed that she should say, '.Dess
you fatigue me-"
MAID OF Demonstrations and wive
lovers and husbands don't forget the benefit derive
+ from the use of Hatch's Februge Mixture when "
were young and in your maturer years. The u
versal testimony is, ats the best Cough Medicine
1t costs but % cents to try it, and is for sale
the stores.
The Scribes and Pharsees are defined as new
5 paper men ond those who are not newspaper men
4 DON'T SPILL THE MuK.-''There is no use cryi
: over spilled milk says the old saw. If you
not only bald, but have life in the roots of yo
4 hair, there is crying that, either. Ia
e both time and yourself by the forelock while the
is a forelock left. Apply Parker's Hair Balsam
your hair before matters get worse. 1t will arr
o the falling off of your hair and restore its origl
color, gloss and softness. 1t is perfect dressi
withal, clean, richly pcrfumed, cools and heals
scalp.
"WeIl, I've struck rock-bed, guess said
Il drummer, as he jumped between the sheets Of
Vermont country hotel bed.
D. On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.--The voltaic Belt
l. Marshall Mich will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ell
4 trio Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
thirty days to men young or old) who attic
IS with debility, lost vitality ans kindred
l. es.guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly yigor. Address above. n.
No risk is incurred. thirty days trials allowed