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GOOD RESULTS"
Marsh's Golden Blood and Liver
Tonic, is Valued Highly.

IL have used MARsH's BLOOD & LIVER
Tonic in my family. and seen it used in
many cases, with good results. For Liver
complaints and Blood disorders il is safe
pleasant and potent remedy. WIN.
Barnes. Kansas City, Mo.
81 suffered for several years with Liver
Complaint, Dyspepsia. and impure blood.
Two bottles of MARsH's GOLDEN BLOOD
& LIVER Tonic cured me. value it high
ly"-H. l. Martin, Dubuque, Iowa.
"MARsHis GOLDEN BLOOD & LIVER
TONIC, the great blood purifier and liver
invigorator, and MARsH's GOLDEN BAL
SAM, the famous throat and lung medicine,
are for sale, at Thos. J. Fletcher's Gem
drug store, Sedalia. Large bottles so cents
and 81. Trial size 10 cts. Thousands of
bottles have been given away to prove
their extraordinary merit. Two doses will
benefit.
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A Man of Nice. Honor.

At Naples there was a very partic-
Ilar man of honor, whese name was
Bandoli; he was the greatest bravo of
his time, and it was said that he had,
with his own hand, dispatched up
wards of eighty persons by assassina-
ton, for that was the profession by
which he gained bis bread. He made
use occasionally of pistol, sword, poi
nard and stiletto but he scorned to
poison any one he was hired to make
way with, alleging that there was
something unmanly in it; that it was
not an action any person of honor
would be guilty of, and that it was as
much beneath a bravo to turn poisoner
as it would be for regular qualified
physician to turn quack doctor.
Two Neapolitan gentlemen quar-
relied one evening at an assembly,
and according to the honorable custom
OF the times, each sent separately for
Bandoli, and gave him fifty pistols
apiece to make quick work with each
other. The last man he dispatched
as soon as he had paid him. and he
then returned to the first, who, on
hearing his adversary, commended
the bravo greatly for his dexterity in
his business.
eyes, sir" replied Bandoli, "every
one who employs nae shall always find
the punctual. for l am a man of honor.
And to convince you that l would not
forfeit it, l must tell you that the
gentleman whom l have just sent
home by your own order, gave me fifty
pistols to make an end of you. Now,
that he is dead and cannot call me to
an account for not doing what he en-
ployed me in, yet am go much Of a
man of honor that I scorn to be guilty
Of a breach of promise to any gentle
man." He then thrust his stiletto
deep into the others breast.
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DOMES TIC PANTOMIME.
A Back Yard Exhibition Interpre-
ted from q Passing Horse
Gar.

Detroit Free Press.
One of the traces of the street-car
borse broke, delaying the car for sew
en- or eight minutes. Afar of to the
right one could see into the back yard
of house, and directly the passen-
gers on the car were gazing that way
at pantomime. A man on the car
took it upon himself to explain what
was occurring He began:
GA woman and her husband ap-
pear at the back door. She is ex-
cited-he the picture of calmness."
1t was SO. The woman waved her
arms and gesticulated-the man
seemed to whistle.
"Now she leads him to a beastead
which she has been scalding." coutin-
ued the passenger. ''She is prob
ably saving tnat she Will smash it with
the AK. and he is probably replying
that she will have to sleep on the
floor if she does. If / had time I'll
advise her to use kerosene oil in the
crevices, but | haven't"
The women then led the man to a
carpet hanging on the fence and then
waved her hands some more.
"She's telling him to pull of his
coat and beat it. explained the pass
enger, land he replies that he'll see
the old thing burned first. No true
wife will ever ask her husband to
have anything TO do with a carpet.
The two suddenly disappeared into
the house, and the interpreter re-
marked
Hold on-this isn't the end She's
taken him in to show where she wants
the kitchen stove moved tn. There
they come, and she is madder'n ever.
The actors reappeared and stood in
the attitude of enemies about to be-
gin a combat.
"She's saying that she rues the day
she ever set eyes on him - whispered
the passenger. "She's calling him a
loafer aud drunkard, and he's telling
her to set the chimney afire and let
the firemen do her housekeeping.
Whoa! there-she's flying IF the ham
die! There! she's hit him with bed
stead slat He staggers, but RECEIVERS
and tries to grasp her |! She whacks
him again, and now he turns to fee.
He reaches the fence, but she reaches
him."
Some of the passengers ran out upon
the platform to get clear view, but
the Interpreter climbed to the roof and
continued
"She has him down on an ash-heap!
She's telling him that he has reached
the end of his rope and he has got to
cut bait or fish. He struggles-she
chokes him and jams his head into the
ashes! Now he is quiet. Now she
lets him up. Now he is walking
towards the carpet with stick.
Ladies and gentlemen, the great
moral exhibition is over and virtue
and perseverance have Won another
glorious triumph =
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Health is Wealth !

DR L. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN Treat
MENr, a guaranteed specific for u terra. D1z9
Headache, Nervous Pr ostration caused by the Isf
Of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Menta! ne
preston, Softening OF the Brain resulting IN m
eanity and leading to misery, decay and death
Premature Old Age. Barrcnness, Loss Of pOwe
in either sex. Involuntary Losses and Spermse
orrhoea caused byover-exertion Of the brain. sell
abuse or over-indulgence. EAch box contain
one mon.h.s treafment &1.OO box. or six boxe
for $500, sent by mail prepaid on receipt OF price
WE GUARANTEE SIX NOXES
To cure ans case With each order received by0
for six boxes, accompanied with $5.O0 we val
send the purchaser our written guarantee 10 70
fund the money If the treatment does not eneC
q cure. Guarantees issued only By
Aug. Fleischmann, Druggist, Sedalia-
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newspaper editor can leave to a subor-
dinate, no matter how accomplished.
the perfecting of his paper. There
are a thousand and one things, any
one OF which would prove annoying,
and all of which can be corrected in
a moment, if you are on hand to
catch them As long as my business
is that of an editor. / must be on hand
when the cake is baking. i came
away tonight from an entertainment,
merely for the purpose of supervising
NV work: L could not be happy away
from it.
With Mr.. Hurlburt there was no
managing editor, no city editor, no
mig mt editor. These were merely pup
pets moved by the master mind of
The one "editOr of the World" His
capacity for work was enormous.
Leaving the World Office at 3 in the
morning. he was generally up at l 1.
His apartments in the university
building were marvels of beauty. No
bachelor quarters in New York ex-
ceeded them i'm the collecien of beau
ty. Mr.. Hurlhurt's VOYAGE sround
the world brought him in contract
with monarchs, statesmen and men of
letters, and memoirs of that trip alone
would fill an ordinary room. His
paintings alone form a collection of
remarkable value, while Oronzes and
tapestry. rare pieces of furniture and
antiques of every description make
his apartments in many respect the
most unique in America. What he
will do Nth them. now that he is
going aboard, is question that sug-
ges itself TO many New Workers.
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TRURTEE'S SALE.

Whereas, Alphouse Tetu, and Antonio Tetu, his
wife, by their certain deed of trust, dated the sth
day of August, lSS2, and recorded the recorders
office Of Petts county at trust deed book 25 pages
IA and 10, conveyed 10 II e undersi gnesi, Henry
Lamm, trustee all their right, title, interest and
estate in and to the following described real estate
situated in the county OF Pettis, of Missouri
viz Lots seven, (7), and twenty, l21l, in Meyer 4
Karhs' addition to the city of Sedalia. Which
said conyesance was made in trust {, secure the
payment Of four certain promissory notes in said
deed described, and whereas. two Il said noteo
have become due and are unpaid, therefore,
IN accordance with the provisions OF aid deed of
trust and at the request of the ege oider of said
n0tes, shall proceed to sell Il above described
real estate, at the court house door in the city Of
Sedalia in the county of Pets, state aforesaid to
the highest bidder, for cash, at public auction, on
THURSDAY, THE 31st DAY OF MAY, 1888,
between the hours of nine in the forenoon and i've
in the afternoon of that day. to satisfy said notes
together with the cost and expenses OF executing
this trust. HENRY LAMM,
5-1w5t Trustee.
Dated this oath day of April, 1883.
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Detroit Free Press.

Dttrclt
1t was bleak, raw April day as
We ran down into South Carolina.
There was no fire in the coach, nor
would there have been no need for any
if the windows could have been kept
down. A chap from Quitman. Ga. +,
who had lately peeled Oft his flannel
and who felt as cold as sheared lamb.
succeeded after awhile in getting all
the windows down hut one. That
was on the right hand side. third
door from the front. and the seat was
occupied by fat man with red
face.
Sir, won't YOU please lower that
window p asked the Georgian.
What for ?"
ITO keep out the cold"
"T'm none too cold"
But it lets dust ill.,"
Il have no objections to dust
Nothing further was said. but the
Georgian presently opened the stove
uOUE anu tOth Out dDtut a ptut vi
ashes and wrapped them up, and at
the next station he dropped of the
car and took the one ahead. Ten
minutes after starting up, the train
entered deep cut. and the fat man
was observed to bob off his seat and
dig his eyes and jump up and down
as if he had hornets in. his bootleg.
Indeed, he swore -swore black and
green. He swore he'd sue the company
AID he swore he'd kill the engineer,
and it was a good two hours before he
could open one eye wide enough to
swear that in his first moment of sur.
prise his gold spectacIes had fallen of
and he had trampled them under
foot.
II wonder what got into his eyes ?
/ asked Of the Georgian.
"Lime, reckon as we were run
ming through a limestone cut just
then" he calmly replied as he looked
up from his paper.
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Mr.. Hurlburt and the World

AI. HUIlOuIC duO Cu0 w OTlO.
n. Y. Special to Commercial Gazette.
The World. under its new manage
ment, will come out considerably
changed in appearance. The old
English text head, with the picture
of the world in the center, will be re-
suried and other typographical chang
es to suit. Everybody about the es-
Enlistment was brushed and scrubbed
up to ire last notch, in anticipation of
the arrival ri the new proprietor.
Whose light. elastic step at once
marked the difference between himself
and his predecessor. Mr.. Hurlburt
was essentially bon vivant. lie
liked to dine, and dine well. before
unbuttoning for his nights woik.
Then he would take off his coat and
vest, adjust magnificent pair of lem
ses to his eyes. send for cargo of
ginger ale and dash off page after
page of editorial, until the night
editor would be baffied to find room
for it all. Mr.. Hurlburt at the editori-
al desk was the most complete au,ocrat
in his profession. Every scrap of
proof that was to appear in the paner
had first to pass under his searching
chances. His desk was a perfect
picture of chaos. and yet it was ordel-
Iy disorder. Mr.. Hurlburt could al
ways put his hands at once on the
thing he wanted. His manner of edito-
rial writing was peculiar. He would
often have half a dozen articles rum
ming at once but he never missed
connection, and if the foreman was
careful, as necessarily he must be, in
"giving out the takes" they always
came back correctly.
Driving home one morning recently
from the World Office with him, I
said-''Mr. Hurlburt, you are one of
the few New York editors now who
remain at their Office until the paper
goes to press. Mr.. Reid comes down
at in the afternoon and goes back
at 6, leaving the details of the make
up Of the Tribune in the hands of Mr..
Nicholson. Mr.. Dana, of the Sun
turns everything over to Mr.. Lord,
and in the Times Office the editor-in-
chief leaves the night work in the
hands of his manager, Mr.. Reid"
Eyes. that is So replied he "but
can not see how any responsible
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-05-29
LOG ROLLING.
While Wrestling With a Fallen
Tree q Gumberman Receives
Consequential Damages.

While on a hunting excursion in the
great coal and wood region near Carbon
dale, Pa, the writer met William Coil, 9
lumberman. Accustomed to life and labor
i'm the forest from early manhood, he was a
true knight of the Axe. Many a tree had
fallen before his ringing strokes, and fleets
of rats had borne away to market the
sawed products. Coil is a character, and ii
Oscar Wilde is right in saying that all
movements in unhindered labor are grace
full, our friend William, strippel for his
work. and attacking tree as Richard 1.
ASST ulted the heavy doors of Front de
BOeuf's Castle must have presented an
admirable picture.
One day, however-but let him tell the
story himself, as he told it to me:
81 was out in the woods, you know, try
ing to start a log down hill. Thinking i
could get better purchase on it from the
lower side, tackled it there with my log
rolling hook and threw nv weight on the
lever. She started. she did. but as luck
would have it, before could get out OF the
way, she rolled right over me. II 1t hadn't
been for lot of small limbs and brush w.
ing in the road. which lifted her up, she'd
crushed me fiat AS it was / got UP
without any broken bones, but with some
mighty bad bruises"
Then you were all right" said his
auditor.
"Not by blamed sight. stranger. tool
cold, rheumatism set in, and, if / hadn'
heard of BENSON'S CAPCINE PORUS
PLASTERS and used 'em. it's my opinion
/ should never have made another chip fly
But the Capcine took hold quick, and I'm
bout as good as new. But there's one thini
you kin calkilate on:-I shall neve
wrsstle with another log unless have tn,
advantage of the ground. Fur, IS i tolt
you before, if it hadn't been for then
brushes I'd been smashed SO, you could ,.
sold me for door mat"
The capcine is the thing for rheumatism
1t doesn't keep you waiting. The wor'
CAPCINE is cut in the centre of the gen
uine. Price Is cents.
Seabury * Johnson, Chemists, New York
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TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, z. X. Marco, by his certain deed Of
trust, dated The sth day of August, 1852, and re-
corded in the recorders Office of Pettis county, at
trust deed hook - pages SOC and 597, conveyed to
the undersigned, Henry Lsmm, uustee, all his
right, title interest and estate in and 10 the fol-
lowing described real estate, situats in the county
of Pettis, state of Missouri, viz: Lots seven On,
and twenty, (2e). in Meyer Kahrs' addition -
the city of Sedaia. Which said conveyance was
made in trust to secure the pawn MT of four certa1
promissory notes in said deed described, End
whereas, two of said notes have become due and
are unpaid. therefore, in accordance with the
provisions of said deed Of trust and at the req est
of the l.ga holder of said notes. shall proceed to
sell the above escribed real estate, at the court
house door, in the city of Sedalia the county of
Pettis, state aforesaid, to the highest bidder for
cash, IT put Tic auction, ON
THURSDAY, HE 3lst DAY OF MAY, 1882
between the hours of nine in the forenoon and five
in the afternoon of that day. satisfy said notes.
together with the cost and Expenses Of executing
this trust. HENRY MANN,
5-lw5t Trustee
Dated this 2Ith day of April, 1888.
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New BLOOMFIELD, MISS, Jan. 2, 1880.

wish to say 10 you that / have been
suffering for the last five years with Sc
we're itching all over. / have heard of Hop
Bitters and have tried it. have used up
four bottles, and it has done me more good
than all the doctors and medicines that
they could use on or with me. l am old
and poor, but feel to bless you for such q
relief by your medicine and from torment
OF the doctors. have had fifteen doctors
at me. One gave me seven ounces of solu-
ton OF arsenic /; another took four quarts
OF blood from me. All they could tell me
was that it was skin sickness. Now, after
these four bottles of your medicine, my
skin is well, clean and smooth as ever.
HENRY KNOCHE.
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TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, Jefferson Bruce, by his certain deed
of trust, dated the 26th day of Mar. b, 1881, and
recorded in the recorders Office OF Pettis county,
deed trust book Is, p'ge 200, conveyed 70 the
undersigned, OACraI dali, trustee, al his right,
title, interest and estate in and 70 the following
described real estate situated in the county Of
Peftis state of Missouri viz The east half Of the
southwest quarter o. the southwest quarter ut
section thirty five, township 1oriy-six, Of range
twens two. Which said conveyance was made
in trust TO the pay meps Of a certain promis-
sorry note, in said deed described, and whereas,
said note has become due and is unpaid, now there
FORE in accordance with the provi If sa deed
Of trust and AT the request Of the legal holder Of
said note, shall proceed to sell above described
real estate, at the court house door, in the county
Of Pet, state aforesaid to the highest bidder for
cash, at public auction, on
MONDAY, THE 18th DAY OF JUNE, 1883,
between the hours Of nine in the forenoon and i've
in the afternoon OF that day, to satisfy said note
together with the cost am expense Of executing
this trust o. A CRANDALL Trustee.
Dated this I'D day May. 1883. 5-29w3t
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.'Last year went 70 Europe" says Henry Ward,
late Col 63th Reg y. e. ;. y. Y, now living al i7;
w. eide Ave, J. c. Nights, n. j., 'Only TO return
worse from chronic liver complaint Kidney W Ort,
last resort has given me better health than I've
heretofore enjoyed for many many years" He's
cured now and consequently happy.
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ropuIaf iilas,r:. d 1voA 100 49,. 4.
MANHOOD! NoMATHooD! NAReiAGE
Impediments 10 Marriage; tie c..use riit
cure. Sent src,eely Seakat, postpaid, for )
cents. by DIR. c. WHITTIER, 6I3 S.
Charles Street, St. Louis, No. the srcs
Snsri,;isf P.ah he --o-',
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j. D. STEWART, M. D.
-OCULIST AND AURIST-

Will visit Sedalia again, professionally. and re-
main at the residence of j. X. Stewart, Esq,
ner Sixth and Washington avenue from April 10
TO May &c, 1883.
He guarantees any cases of cross eyes he operates
on. 510-d&w-2ite.
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: lIlEl3NIX WORT

A well-known clergy man. Rev. N. Cook, of
Trempelean, Wis. says: II find Kidney-Wort
sure cure for kidney and liver troubles"
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APPLICATION FOR DIS
CHARGE.

Notice is hereby given that on Wednes-
day, the 10Th day of May, 1883, or as soon
thereafter as the same can be heard, and
during the sitting OF the circuit court Of
Pettis county, Missouri, as assignee OF
Nellie Manville, will apply to said court
for discharge of my trust as such
assignee. E. M. PHILLIPS,
4 10w6t Assignee.
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Liniment is needed by somebody i'm
every house. Every day brings news of
the agony OF an awful scald or burn
subd ed, of rheumatic martyrs re-
stored, or q valuable horse or Oh
saved by the healing power of this
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NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.
Notice is hereby given, that the undersigned,
administrator of the estate of Boon g. Miller, de-
ceased, will make final Sc Element of his accounts
with said estate as such administrator at the next
term of the probate court of Pettis county, Mis-
souri, to be holden nj Sedalla, in said county, on
the 18th day of August, A. d., 1883.
5-22w4t A >. MILLER, Administrator.
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) HNZ0( ;S7

"Mr. Walter Cross, my customer, was Frustrated
with rheumatism for two years; tried in vain al
remedies; Kidaey- Wort alone cured him. l have
tined il yself, and know that il is good"-Por-
ton of letter from j. l.. Willett, Flint Mich.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-06-27

The umbrella is remnant OF an
cient sun worship. They were first
carried by priests OF tie sun god to
indicate their rank 1t was after
wards used TO shut out the sight Of
tie sun when the worslippers de-
sired TO 60 anything they thought
would be offensive TO their deity.
A murderer or robber when com
hitting bis unlawful deed in day
light, invariably did it under cover
OF an umbrella. Finally it was
decided that the rain-tears of the
tire god--had delerterious effect
on mankind, and the umbrella was
next used to keep them off. Ii
was tue Chinaman who first used
it to keep off the rays Of the sun.
1t is less than one hundred years
since the first umbrella was used
IN London as protection against the
rain, and the man WHO carried it
was cited 10 appear Lefore mag
lstra lie to Prove that he was not III
sane.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1883-06-27

Mail. outward, connects at Charlottesville, with
Ches < Ohio r, X, East and west, AT Lynch
bmrg' connects with Norfolk and Western Il, X.
through Southwest virginia, to Nashville. New
Orle.ns, Memphis, Little Rock and Texas and
at Danville with Richmozd / Dsnville L. Il, to
South and Southwest.
Mail train Mort bound. connects at Lynch
bnrg with the r. K A. X. X. for Lexington and
Natural Bridge nd at Charlottesvll with G. X
.. X. w. for StauntoD, Clifton Forge and inter
mediate points.
Express trains South bound connect at Char
lottesyille W 18th Ches. K Ohio r. W. for the est
and at Dsnvill with K. 4 d. h. II. for all pc nts
IN South, Southeast, Southwest and East.
Fxpress trains north bound connect at Char-
lottesville with c. y. X. W. for Richmond, Siaun-
ton White sulphur, Charleston and Huntington.
For Fairfax G. Il. daily connection, except Sun
day. at Fairfax station.
Trains so, 81 and "a connect tc and from
WAKlENTON daily, and train u daily except
sunday. to and from NarrentCn.
| Mail trains, north aud sou th bound, nonnect at
Franklin junction TO and from all points on
Franklin Division.
MIXED TRAIN leave Alexsndris daily, except
| sunday, 5 Is a IL and As y. IN IL 20 p. III. re-
turning arrive at Alexandrla 40 II 81 and "
pm. -
day leave Washington IS m and Aiexandriu
9 OO III arrive at Strasburg at l 10 p m, con-
meeting with the Valley Road East and west, and
at River with 5. V. H. Il. for Luray aud agnes
boro Returning leave Strssburg 2 80 p II, srriv-
ing at Alexandria at IS m.
| MIXED TRAIN leaves Alexandria 5 90 m ar
/ irving at Strasburg ~ p IN, returning leaves
Strasburg 9O a arriving at Alexandria 81
pm.
| For Middleburg, connection at Plains station.
| For Uppery lille, regular connection at Delap.ane
| Pullman Sleeping Cars between New York, and
Atlanta on mail trains, north and south bound,
without change only one change Of cars between
| New York and New Orleans.
New Orleans sleepers leave Washington sSi
| a. NJ running through without change.
| Pullman Sleeping Cars between Washington
and Charleston 5. T.. without change, on 10 IS !
| M train, via Greensboro, Charlotte and Columbia
| Solid trains with Pullman Palace Cars attached
VIM through between Washington and Louisville
ria StauntOn and White sulphur, daily without
| change.
All trains make good connections, at Washing.
| ton, to and from North and west.
Through tickets at lowest rates to sn important
points in the United States.
| Nov. 29-f. +. L. HAWKS, a, I. x I. A.
| W. NJ 8. DUNN Eng. and Supt.