Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-11-29
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Indian summer is succeeded by savage
winter oreA Courier.
No, dear, it is not spelled mellow drama !;
you We're led into error because it was no soft
-BoSton Transcript =-..
60 MIR, randall Is an ex-speaker Just now.
Whether he will be a mex speaker remains TO
be seem htiddetlhid Bulletin.
Church music il sold by the choir. Drum
music, and much of the piano kind, comes by
the ponnd.-Nel1 orleans Plcdyune.
Paterfamilias to festive son "Remember.
my son,lt not the coat that makes the man. .
Il. s.: No, sir, know it its the panty,"-
Rutgers TdrgaHt
MIR. Abbey has reduced the price of seats at
the opera. lhls generosity to the d. orer
class OF milllonaires will be appreciated. u
Ne@ York Lge.
Now Children she continued, 'what ia
the meal you cat III the morning called p
oht meal, promptly replied member of
the class. Mem Btdtord Mercury
mo, SAID Mrs. parvenu I'VE haven't seen
irving yet, but we have all his books in our
library, and l went to Sunnvside on the
Hudson two years ago."-Neto York NAL and
Express,
What IL the end Of Fame?" is a comm
drum that has been often put. but so far as
we know has never been answered The cor.
| rect solution is 'slhe letter IL the end on
Fame. PhilddeLphid CAL.
The Rev. John Calvin johnson of Athens.
teorgla, las a pair of gloves that were given
HIM BY Mrs. NJ w. WiIlngham of Crawford.
III Isoo' ne mas worn them constantly ever
since, and they are AZ good as new
Three times around an elephants foot is
the exact hight OF the animal. Three times
around a Chicago girls foot-but it would
never DO. The dime museums have a sir
Plus OF glantesses as it il Hartford Post
In model restaurant a gentleman tastes
OF boiled cgS and makes wry face, which
leaves doubt about lts freshuess Waiter 8
he cries, ''tow long do you keep your eggs?n
Until they are eaten, monsieur. y French
Fun.
contemporary tells Of woman with hair
30 long that she can sit on it. But that ia
| nothing. A llockland womaus hair ~ Va
long that, the other night, at a dance il fell
OIL and man stepped on it-ROckdnd
COurie1'-,JourHdl
ma, said Jennie Parvenu, "what ia Lord
Coleridge and what did he do to make people
break their necks reaching after him 80 "
'Oh, said ma she has wrote poetry and il
the oldest Judge in England. He don't look
more'n fifty, either
Don't you love her still ~ asked the law
yer of man who wanted divorce, Ger
fanny W. nalu ne II loVe ner better still
than any other way, but, the trouble is, she
will never be still" The lawyer, who il a
married man himself, takes the case in hand.
YES said the hat manufacturer al take
good deal Of interest in au election, but /
wish things could be arranged 30 that both
parties would lose In that event the demand
for hats would be doubled. However, a half
loaf is better than no bread. Let the cam
VasS go on. -ISOHterUiLle Journal
1t is believed that if Chang, the Chinese
giant, lust arrived i'll New York, were fitted
with uniform and exhibited in France az an
ordinary specimen OF the Chinese soldier.
affairs between the two countries might be
placed upon peace footing without yery
much difficulty. Philadelphia Cal.
limitations AccumuIating.
Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters have the
word ospcine cut in the centre. Don't be
deceived. 25e.