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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-10-19

A life sentence for forgery is Il severe punish
ment in comparison with that usually inflicted
on persons found guilty of that crime. But
undcr the new Penal Code it appears to be
necessary to pass II life sentence on steve
RAYMOND, who was yesterday convicted OF
forgery in tho Court of General Sessions. The
Code provides that criminal must be sen
fenced for life who, on a previous conviction
for felony mi ght have been punished in similar
manner in the discretion of the Court. Ray
mond has been convicted of felony before. In
fact no is an offender who merits life SEN
tsnoe. In one way and another the city Is for
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-10-19

There are some interesting facts in the an
nual report of the First Assistant Postmaster
General 1t shows that the receipts from local
hostage for the last fiscal year exceeded by
about 81 100, 600 the cost of the free delivery
service This surplus comes, we believe, al
most wholly from this city. That is fact
which should be remembered by other cities
that are wont to complain when New-York
asks for increased postal facilities.
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Business Notices.

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pleased.
DESKS AND OFFICE FURNITURE
IN great variety,
manufactured by
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To5ics' Misses, Gentlemen's and Youths
~ Shoes Caters and India Rubbers Good Articles
P01alar Prices PatTonze MILLER Co, 70 West 1ttassc
PuEs-PLEs-PILES
Cured without knife powder or savs 30 c99tse h' u
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II Ina, been udcially decided that it was not hb'I-
lous for Nashville paper TO call former actress
small lady with a very big nose and ugly Inns
suggests unutternble things As to the standard OIL
bcnuty in Nashville.
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THE YEWS THIS MORNING.

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The two great collisions of the wcek-between Mr.
Vanderbilt aud the groom, and between the
payonia and the Observation-Disclosures the great
moral truth that personal safety is, on the whole,
more valuable than the right of way.
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DOMEsTIC-A Centennial celebration was held IN
Newburg yesterday, at which addresses were made
by Senator Bayard and William NJ. Eyarts. --
The races at Ivy City yesterday were won by
Pizzaro. Mittie b.. Duke of Montalban, Mark and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-10-19

yention yesterday adopted report the effect OF
which will be to lessen the number Of trustees Of
the General Theological Seminary. =- Edward
Mclaughlin. a farmer, of Joliet Ill.,, was tortured
and robbed of 81 900 by masked men on Wedncs-
IN. A.n..-. IL. IL nnaano hold a
, 1883-06-09

There f. up possible doubt now hut
that work on thr Cascade branch Of
the Northern Pacific Railroad will
hc pushed to completion with the
uumu,, vigur \ great many anti
uilr1lI Rpq':hlvc expressed thcm-
-clvo-t13Ac effect "thgt II ever the
N6rthcrn Pacific ever bull, a road
into the Yakima county it would
be- only % thc mUuntlin., a. the
complny rnly wanted that land
WiIisA W3sylluIrtg.' Capt King
Iuy, Chief Engineer and Sulcrin-
tvnIynt Of thc Cascade division, re-
rcivcd the followlng' instructions
from New York ON Saturday last {:
"Brgin work on the three different
point, near Yakima City, and push
westward a- rapidly a. possibly
urrrs- the mountains tin "a OnnnUc-
tiru j. made with the standard
guugr road from Seattle to Green
river Captain King-bury now has
lnD men at Yakima city and tools
fur uNigca many, andas fI-t as men
and tcam- cIn bcIEocurcd the force
will b. increased On Saturday
evening 2nO men arrived at Wallull
Junction to 20 to work On the Cas-
cadr division ot the Northern Pacific.
They will begin work at Twin Wells,
thirty miles east NJ Ainsworth Mon
dry morning. This force viii he
swcllcd to 500 men by Tuesday. The
company have poStcrs out In Port
land calling for 1000 men to work
ON the Cascade branch. NJ. V. Don
ley, General Superintendent Of
Bridges and Buildings, says that
work on this branch will be prosecu-
tued with the utmost vigor. lI0id
Volta linton.
, 1883-06-09

"What l. that hear about yuur
pa lighting duel with the minister
In your lack yard, and woundiug
him In the leg, and then trying To
drown him in the ci-tcrn?' said the
gruccry man to the bad boy the other
morning. cone Of your new neigh
bors was in here this morning, and
told ne there was murder in the air
at your house last night, and they
were going to have the police pull
your place as a disnrderly house. I
think you were at the bottom Of the
wholc'business."
"Oh, it's all a darn lie, and these
neighbors will find they better keep
still about H., or we viii lie about
them a little. You see, since pa got
that backing on his face he don't go
out any, and to make II pleasant for
him ma invited in a few friends 10
spend the evening. Ma invited the
minister among the rest, and after
supper, the men went up into pas
library 10 talk. Oh, you think am
had, don't you?-but Of the nine men
atour house last night, am an angel
compared with what they were when
they were boys. got In the bath
-Faan-tauntangle my iish-line, -srd II
Is next 10 pdhs-nssiff, md l could
hear everything. they said, but l
went away cause thought the con-
versation would ipFt-Hy morals.
They would ail steaisNhen they were
boys, but darned if /. ever Sole. Pa
has stole over a hundred wagon
loads Of watermel0ns, one DEACON
used 10 rob orchards, another one
shot tame ducks belonging to a far
mer, and another tipped over grind
stones in front Of the village store at
night, and broke them and run, an
other used to steal eggs, and go out
Ia the woods and boil them, and the
minister was the worst Of the lot,
cause he took a seine, with some
other boys, and went TO a stream
, 1883-06-09
An Imporiant Errand.

\ conductor ON a Missouri, Kansas
y Texas train approached q swell
looking colorcd woman, lrrIyod In
all the gioric- that rihh"ns can lend,
and asked her for her ticket.
500 way FUN yah! Don boddcr
me with none yo' foolishnos-!" she
exclaimed, bridling with indigna-
tirn.
"Comc, give up yur tlcketrrre-
munstratcd the conductor.
~ tolc yo' go way fum yah! !
done got no ticket, an I don want
no fnnli.hne--!"
"lf you don't give me Il Ticket or
pay your fare, I'll Put you of the
train!" growled the exa.pcritcd
funciionary.
"No' don put me of no train, now,
/ tolc yo' fer suahw retortcd the dnr-
key. lie got hizness down ycrc dat
you can't postpone. IF you put me
OF de train, yu' done got in Il fuss,
suuh's yO' bO'nw
"Where are you going, anyway?
What's your bIFiness%' demanded
the conductor, rather impressed by
her manner.
"lse gwine In de hlngin' a piece
down ycrc, and mon dad, Ise gwine
and yO' can't stop mew
"Who're they going to hang?"
asked a passenger, who had become
interested in the discussion.
"Dey's gwine fcs ter hang my hus-
band and Ise ter be de only lady
present! Go way FUN yah! DON
fool wild me! Ef yo' think yo's
gwinc ter git me off dis train an
heat me out'n de last chance o layin'
over that nigga's mudder and sister,
who can't git in and won't stay out,
yo' don know nothin' about de
streNgth Of wife's devotion! Go
way FUN yah! Rudder dan loose
de chance Of breakin' dem nikga's
hearts, l dong put dis heel under yo
railroad an lift II over de State linel
Go way fum y'ahr'
The conductor let her ride free,
but whether to save the railroad or
let her last opportunity to get square
with her mother-in-liw, was not ap-
parent " his rctugns.-Detr0h Fee
Pres.
, 1883-06-09
Columbus and the Egg.

Pedro Gonzales de Mendoza, the
Grand Cardinal Of Spain, invited
Columbus to II banquet, where he
assigned him the most honorable
place at the table, and had him
served with the ceremonies which,
in those punctilious times were or
served towards sovereigns. At this
repast is said to have occurred the
well known anectlOte OF the egg. a
shallow cQurtier present, impatient
Of the honors paid to Columbus, and
meanly Jealous Of him as a foreigner,
abruptly asked him whether he
thought that, in case he had not dis
covered the Indies, there were not
other men who would have been
capable Of the enterprise. To this
Columbus made no reply, but, taking
an egg he invited the company to
make II stand upon one end. Every
one attempted It, but in vain, where
upon he struck II upon the table so
AS t. break the end, and left Il stand
ing on the broken part; illustrating
In this simple manner, that when he
had once showed the way to the New
World, nothing was easier than to
follow Washington Krciag's Life
Of CtlimJas.
, 1883-06-09


The t0uBtry w6uhl reap inrulrul l.
be hvUclit n .tHc. walk Of the or,li-
nary horse could g accelerated a
single mile per bo1fhcyond what Is
now general. JtsEould Put ml1lon-
IL dollars extm lnty DC national
poekct-every year W,.uhght have
horses which would Valk hy6 mllt,
an hour Just 4, naturally and easily
7is three 10 thrrr AMI n, bulf and
rrcly four, as Is now mo rule. An
the ttfm and, much ~ the 'rountry
rnld anu town street homework l.
done at a'Valk. Il COTS no moro 10
feed smart walker than Il DOGS q.
slow, logy one, and frequently not
so much. Now, lot amy one calculate
Che Hrnat and qdvanfuge ~ n-ing the
former In preference 10 the latter.
Ut the flrucr -cp how much murr
land per- dty hr'Hn get ll0Wcd and
harrowcd, how many unrc load- Of
hay, straw, grain aud vegetables hr
can take to mirkct;.and how much
more rapidly hr Is able .o acroupli,h
Jll hi..uthpr work, and he will have
little pationrc IN keeping q -luv-
walking hpr-cuny hnrrr. willie
thr-lmc wish thr cNprr-smap. the
tg-m-trrg and the trurkman.
RIlfmudur .,t by tbr c,l..hr,tcd
imuurted trutlug har-, ofhi. name.
uut of Lady Aupnrt:5Wa- not oIilya
fl~i truttcr. lut hld a nltural easy
WrfN uf i've miles nur hour. IIeWa4
Kept hy our iuily several YEAR,
and nearly no hi- stock. out of uuitr
common mlra, proved excellent
walkers. Thi. -hav-, how cl-,lvgud
rapidly m in.rar-ld hst wlILiny
stock moy hr bred ry farucr-; H.
.r,.. ,..u ...r.. t.t..
' why 'N' Ih"'' 4"
, 1883-06-09

Never trouble lcanother for what you
can do yourself.
Self-dcnial and patience are sure
TO meet their reward.
Walk swiftly from4temptatiOn or
Il may overtake you.
Past services should not be for
gotten by the recipients.
The next dreadful thing to a battle
lost isa battle won.
Every man Is occasion3 lily what he
ought to he perpetuallyJ
Perseverance X Ihe bridge by
which difficulty is overcome.
NeveBspen the door to n little vice
lest a great one come in.
Initiate the industry Of the ant and
the frUtllity Of the bee.
People swear because they know
their words are worthless.
Morning for work. evening for
thought, and night for repose.
Time Is the most precious Of all
possessions; but least thought Of.
There is a great art in knowing
how to give without creating an
Obligation.
Let no one overload you with
favors; you will find it an insuiTera-
bic hurden.
Acts, looks, works, steps from the
alphabet by which YOU spell char
actcr
, 1883-06-09

When Maine was a district of Mas
sichu-ett,, Ezekiel Whitman WIS
chosen to represent the district in
the Massachusetts, legislature. lie
wil- AN eccentric man. and nnpuf the
hc-i lawyer, NJ his time. lie owned
g Erm aud did much work on hi-
iiul, and when the time cumr for
him to 80 out for Boston his bcsi
cl0tls. were a suit ot homc-Bun.
iii- wife q jertcd To hi- going in ills,
garb, cut he dil not care. -.r .s
81 viii Pct mice suit as soon as /
remh Boston, he aid.
Reaching his dissipation, Whit
nlan found rest At Dooiittles city
tnVern.. Lct Il ne Indtrsiood that
he was graluafe of Harvard, and
10 ~ tivera BE- 'vs- q liltuie. A.
he enterc,Jthe imrlorof tie house he
formd several ladio> and gentlemen
assembled, and he heard tbc follow
ing rcmir's ir.m:onc II them:
"Ah! here come,-a cuuntryman of
the real honr-pun prnu-. Hero.
fun"
Whitman -tsrpdgt tho romp3nv.
and then ,at down.
"Say,'Wy friend, are you n, m Il q
sDuntryg'' rem. rspd one Of tTc pet =
tlrmrn.
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.Yg-a.. -hnuld pres- -n.n
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, 1883-06-09

; "I.ook here" said the Governor to
high State official, "when are you
going to pay me that ten dOllars?"
Upon my honor, Governor, l
don't know when"
"why, sir, the other day when !
mentioned the fact Of your indebted
ness, you asked me where l would
be Tuesday"
"Yes, SIR"
'Well, wasn't that a promise that
you would pay me Tuesday?"
"No, sir.n
"Why, then, did you want to know
where / would be Tuesday,"
"why, 50 that ! could make ar
rangcmcnts to he somewhere else"
, 1883-06-09

ultN IN Ms HfNlnAlllutf clllll anu
being a portly 'old gentleman, he
completely filed Il from clbow to e.
hoW. on the opposite side Of the
rooU. lotween her hride-maid-, sat
Mis- Betsy. She uasilu-hing with
an her might, and look,yl like a fuh-
blown pony, great nd apple, ur
any other round and scarlet o,lect.
/ Thgrc, tuo, wa, the hri1cgrnoni,
dressed IN fine purple .c,at end
guld-Lced waisi-oUat, with a. much
other tnery ~ the Puritan laws n1d
customs would allow him 90 put or.
III hair was crlpt Close 10 hi- head,
hccnusc Governor Endieoit had for
hidlcn any man To wear Il below the
ear. But be Wis a very personallc
young mmi and - thought thel
hrillfeQ'siiitanfi afirs flefr-' iie- =, i,
The mini-master Wls ulso plrlsed
With his son-iu-l,w, especially as he
hldslidnuihing at all alout her pof-
tion. ~, when the mlrriagcrcrpmnuV
wis over, Captain Hun whispered q
word or two tn hi- mrn-cryunts, who
Immediately went out, and -,on r.
turned Juggling On d hrcr pair of
-1alc-. They wtiO such pllr a.
Wholesale merchants U.s. Tor weigh
ing;a hulky commodity WIS uua To.
hc weighed in Them
"n1urhtor Betsy, sid the mint
MASTER 20 into ono NJ the sillp-."
Mis- b't-y ur Mn. S,.wrll, ~ We
now cill her did ~ She va, lid.
Ike q duiiiul child, without any
question oi why or wherefore.
but what her IthcPc,utd mean, un-
les 10 make her husband p1y tur
her hy thr pound ,iU which ease She
would 1le dear bargain, she had
not the least idol.
"And now. sid the honest John,
Hun to hi- servants, ,'tring that loV
hithcr"
The hUN % which the mint-mn-tpr
pointed was q Tugr, square, irun-
hound, uIkrn chest, Il WI, bir
enough my children, fpr an four .uf
you % play hiir-lnd-.rck IN.
The surNant- iugrrd with might
and main, but could mt lift thi-
rnuruuu- receptacle, and were I'm
nlly obliged tu ding It acro-- the
huur
Captain Hun then tDpk q key cut
ui Dis girdln, uul1ckcd the chp-t,
and lifted the pou6rruu- lil Be-
huHli Il YVES mn o. the hrim of
hf'-h, pine tree .hiliiug.. iDui the
mint, aud samuel Scwrll began to
think that hi. fthrr-iu-law had got
possession uf all the money in Mac.
lrliu-ctt-' treasury ; but Il WIS the
u.iHi,a.as,-s.s haRgst shars u -
Then tho servants, pt Captain
HILLS command, hcaprd double
hJndful- uf -hilling- into one side of
tl, scales, while Betsy remained in
The other. Jingle, Jingle went tho
-Luliug,, 90. handful after handful
was thrown In, til, plump and pom
dcruu- a- she wi-l they weighed the
Young Lady tu the flpor
There, -rn lSrwrll," cried iho
honest mint-Iul-tCr, rc-umiug hi-'
-cat in hi- grininth"r'- chair, stake
these -hilling- for my daughter
portion. C-r her kindly, and tlnnN
Heaven for her, forlt {. not every
wife that's worth her weight 90
-.lv.E"
The children laughed heartily at
this legend, and would hardly be-
convinced but grandfather nr,dr it
out NJ hi- own head. lie u---urcd
them faithfully, however, that llc
had found It IN the page, of grave
historian, and merely had tried tn
tell Il In somewhat mnuirr style.
"Wcll, graUdiathcr," remarked
Clara, Iii wedding portions now &c
days were paid as Bct-y'- was, young
ladies would not pride them-clvt,
upon an airy figure, q, many of
them dm"
, 1883-06-09


I 'efe neighlef Nns rlf,ing hrqost
tinli, and cloaBed the sfrBm oit,
aAl % uarl on suspicion he went ta
I man the next dry ami paid him
/ 4 olllr 10 iet him ish In the strcaiil,
y then kicked berause ther. Refr
Z" Trout, and the 0Wner found tie
tH'nt were stolen and laid &C "a s1Iuc,
lfNh lny lwondercd, whenthu-r
~ weri telling their experience,
ltg ever thought of Il now when
81 were preaching, and praying,
r 4inkipg mp collectionsss ! should
ns they wouldn't -iy a hoy wa.
n ng 90 bell right or 'rnuF' he was
ai'iile Wild now days, when be lias
i|han example. Wen, lately some
q n ha- been hurgilng our chicken
fsi r and pa loaded an dld musket
fhnl Tet - al'f -,i'i ho would ON
KS fellow full 81 salt ifShe caught
aim, and while they were talking up
stain ma heard a f.io-ter rqutWk.
srfH1 -IU tr.U.uf O.. fks. - 3TrV...vr ..r.T
t.i.I a., ,,,.,.. 49,. .,,,,l..,,,. q, ,i...
hon-hou-r. IA jumped up and told
Hlu yiiinr, 10 follow him anil they
w6hid scc man running down the
aIley ION uf'-llt, and hc rushed out
with hi- gun, and-thc crowd followed
him. pa T. shorter than the r,-t.
..rI n, .4-..J ,,,.I,. u,alg.-,.,..i-.
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y.,- lin, 10 a.. -,
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.ar,pJ ,.ir,. ,i.tb..-ri,. i,.,.. NJ
minister 4,d y,, - a., -.
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-'''''f''"I'-' "hu -1ru.N "n 'h''r '''f''
Any way ~ 'll' ,"'' il'' gun must
have "tn '"N''' 'r u struck 'h"
hammer on q Stone, for Il wen; oT.
nnl u WIS painted tuNarlths huu-o
anu lit'' "i l''' Nl,'i'r> got '''l'''
The minister WAS lit the worst, one
Ticp NJ -,lt taking him IN tho hind
''. ''ll 'l"'''r W. 'l'' .'''h' 'i'l ne
yelled %. though IL Wa- dynamite
suppose when NuJ -hupt q man with
I'D, % -nIrt-, like when YOU rct
.tulurd-icof lriue "u your rluW'sd
hands of cold morning They ll
yelled, and u seemed to have been
krrrLCd silly, some way, for he
puuy,i w'undald -Jein6G o. thiu.
be- had Killed them. he -W0rG ut
, 1883-06-09

The initial number Of the Spokane
Falls REVIEW, published by Frank
VI. Dallam, has been received. Il is
neat and newsy, and conspicuou-ly
evidences that an cditoEof expert
ence and ability pushes the pencil.
Welcome, Bro. Dallam.-Co,fte W
delta.
, 1883-06-09

Frank NJ. DAllam, late editor and
proprietor Of the Haywards Journal,
snow publishing a big eight-column-
to-the-page weekly up at Spokane
Falls, W. T., which he calls the RI
VIEW. Il Is u well gotten-up paper.
Wen, Frank, shake "a. "a for good
luck, which we. hope you'Il have, and
lot of it-.Ham,da (Cd) EHeiAaL.
, 1883-06-09

We have before NJ an excellently
printed, bright, ncwsy, eight-column
PAPER, hearing the title of the sp0-
kane Falls REvlEw, and hanging
out from the mJzzcn-top Of It's first
column the naJGe, as editor and pro-
nrietor, Of f'rjnk NJ. Dallam, former
ly.pf the INywarls Journal Spo-
kane has already several papcrs, but
wen VENTURE our last years hat that
the bllanfe Of the lot don't contain
one-hplgthe live matter with which
the iir1f number Of Franks paper Is
fairly frimmed full. His record on
the .I5TRai WIS a good one, but he
hy5it completely in the shade In his
neE venture. Success TO himl II
W. Spokancrs don't support that
Journal, It's a sure sign they can't
tell a good thing when they sec it,
Lirermore (Cdt) Heraid.
, 1883-06-09

clerk and Iu-'ic, u P,ace :. q. whiuiau
RegHirr msefiHgs af ffhr Cifg 'lHHr,f are
hs'd 0H ne Hrsf M0ipi4B n e1ch Hiaafh, ~
U6iis, f'trg1 Efpr0ss nhee, sH H.rfrsIsff
areaHs, eas sf Hgrar,i sfFesf.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1883-10-13
Both of One Mind.

In front of Denver butcher shop
butcher sat cleaning a revolver. 1t
was rusty old "Colt," which had not
been in use for years, and was to be put
in order and traded off. A shoemaker
came along directly and observed: "Of
course there'll be an accident" eyes,
presume 50, yet isn't loaded, is it ?''
"Oh, no." "But it will go off 2'' at
will" 81 never see a revolver without
wanting to handle it. Let me look at
that weapon. All Pm satisfied now
that it doesn't contain any stray bullets.
Do you suppose you could hit my foot
at that distance ?" Certainly could.
Now, if she was loaded I'D take dead
sight like that and pull the trigger,
and" The shoemaker jumped two
feet high and yelled like an Indian, and
when he came down he danced and
kicked and galloped around until peo-
pie thought him crazy. 1t was only
after crowd had collected and cornered
him up in the shop that any one found
out the trouble. The butcher had put
a bullet along the sole of his foot close
enough to draw blood. 81 told you
she'd go of, :" how'd the shoemaker, as
he sat with his boot in his hand. Sand
didn't 1 agree with you ?" innocently
responded the butcher.--Detr0it Free
Press.