Arizona weekly citizen., 1883-08-25
Chit.Chat

They have good deal to say sbou women's flirting propensities. Blu hark ye, how many fish do you thinl you would have for breakfast if tht | fishes didn't take the bait that IS drop | ped To them? Fishing would soon fal | into desuetude O. some other place, i ! the fisherman wasn't aided and abetteC by his finny victims. Go to Blam, not the women, but rather blame your self, poor sImpleton
 Adding injury to insult; 4 tall stylish-looking woman, leading gray | hound, passed the balcony of Saratoga | hotel, on which two gentlemen wer, standing. What a beautiful creature. said one of them in voice that proved | loud enough for the lady to hear. Turn | ing very red in the face she glanced an | grily at the speaker and said t: "YoJ | have no right to insult me, sir." "Ex cuse me, madam, but you hGtter your self I was alluding to your dog"
 A lady in Saratoga, blazing with dis monds, sent the following order to he | milliner Deer Miss \ Please ge me tow yards Irish point lace, and aisoI get me sIx pares of glubs seyens and { 1 quarters, crushee rOse-berries color. P S.-Don't send the Bill for l don't wan - to see 1t, he only abuse me a Ger tain summ and I will pay it myself.
 The newest thing in gloves. "My | daughter wanted me to get her a pan of mosquito gloves. suppose sh' means those kind like mosquito net ting" Your daughter probably means 'mosduetaire.' shouldn't wonder i that was #, only you get more of thu French into it than do."-Harper' Bszar.
 A case in point: You know, love, said an elderly maiden in Mount Desert Tt makes one look from one to ter years younger every time one crosses the ocean" "Why. aunty," hereupOI ventured pert young minx, sitting by "you've crossed SO often, l wonder yOJ don't look immensely young
 Charlie went to see the apple of hi: eye the ether evening, and after propel amount of affectionate conversation said, "Tll give yOu pair of earrings dear, if you'll earn them by letting mt bore your ears" Haven't l earned them already then?" queried the fan subject of his affections.
 At the seaside. "Why, dear, We must have nurse; the baby Is teething, and will cry all night" Well, let him yell those stuck-up neighbors of ours, the JOneses, are in the next bOarding-hOuse If they hear him they will recognize hIs voice, and know that We are at the shore too"
 "Never would call a boy of mine Alias" said Mrs. Jones, of Huntsville, Ala, "If had hundred to name Men of that name is allus cutting up capers. Here's Alias Thompson, Alias Williams, Alias the NIghthawk been toOk mp for stealin''
 In one chapter: BOy-melon-shady spot-seclUded nook - yuml yumi all gone - boy slghs - coIic comes - boy howls - mother scares - father jaws doctor comes-colic gOes-boy we'll wants more-(notice of funeral here afterL
 4 colored gIrl at Atlanta, Ga, was knocked over by an engine, and in a few minutes got up as fl nothing unusual had happened, and looking after the en- zine. said: -'YOu's got heap of polite ness Co serve a lady dat way"
 Mercy" exclaimed Mrs. F. as she caught sight of the cameleOpard; just look at that beast! what long neckp' "Yes," replied FOgg, "the most remArka- ble case of soar throat ever saw
 "Yes." said the Vermont clergyman, "I consider 1t all right for a minister of the gospel to trade horses; but as a mat ter Of policy be should trade with some one outside of his own congregation.
 "No," sad Mrs. McGill, i've didn't celebrate All Fools day at our house. The squire never pays shy attention to legal hollow days, and as for me, feel just as foolish one day as another
 A female bslloonist of Saratoga re- gently made her ninety-ffth ascent, and the woman's right party is still arguing the question of ''elevRting the women to B higher standard"
 Emile asks the teacher, which animal attaches himself the most to man?" "The leech sirr'
 Boiled cucumber is the new glrrs" latest dish. She thought the green things "only fit for bilin.'
 Bangs are still very popular at the seashore. They help to cover up the bites.