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The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1883-10-13
EFT AUTRES

LA houhlttutC SiCit " Sh "a
dams la combinaison dite la triple
alliance.
Trois electricians des Etats
Unis ont obtenu des diplomes a la
derniere exposition de Vienne.
Lattice Bradlaugh Sc propose
de reclamer son siege a la pro.
chaine reunion du parlcment an.
glais.
Uue tempete de gra|e ravage
toute la vallee de lOhio, depuis
Carolton, KY, jusqu'a Lawrence
burg, Ind. Tout lie terrain etait
convert de deux a onatre pouces
de grele,
Des informations recueillies
dams les Etats dc la Nouvelle:An.
gleterre il esulte que la recolte
des pommes de terre, en- cette re-
gion. ne sera pas aussi considera-
BILE cette anuee que Fan passe.
LIE Times de Londres annonce
quill y aura une exposition fores-
there a Edinburg, Ecosse, en- 1884.
Les Etats.Unis ct lie Canada Sc
ront specialement invites a = pren
Dire part, ct sauront sans doute y
fgurer CONNIE il convent.
La Russie entend ne pas ialsser
sa fotte en- arriere de celle des au-
tres puissances. Ellie Went de
commander en- Angleterre des
feuilles d'acier entrant dams la
construction des vaisseaux bin,
dees pour une somme de i2,000,-
900 de roubles.
LIE general Manteuffel Went de
prohiher dams toute IAlsace lu'
sage de Ia langue franeaise dams
les consciis municipaux. Cett6
mesure arbitraire souleve la Plus
vive indignation dams tout lie pays.
En- certains endroits il y a meme
Gu des commencements d'emeute.
On nande de Washington que
| les officers dc l'armee sont inqnits
au sujets des intentions que mani.
festent les Apaches de fArizona'
On annouce, que les sauyages
ont envoyes leurs femmes ct leurs
enfants dams les montagnes. Ce
fait afirme-t-on est un Symphonic
certain Indignant lcur intention
| de Sc METRE CT guerre.
La Russie fait d'immenscs pre-
/ paratifs tout CONNIE 81 ellie await
| lintention de declarer la guerre 4
PAllemagne. D'tnormes depotE
d'approvlsiounement de toutes sor
tes sont etablis lie long de Ia frou
there ct deux corps d'armee on
Ate cantonnes entire les aeuves
Vistule ct Bug. Des navircs d.
la mer NGre ont etc nolises pour
transporter des munitions ct de-
troupes.
Crowfoot, lc chef de la trlbl
Ides Pieds Noirs, a fait une excur
sion en- char reinforcement sur lin
vitation de NJ. Mcintyre. Cetai
la premiere fois que le pauvre sau
wage yoyait une locomotive. Le
chars avaient une vite5se dc 4;
miles a lheure. Apres Ia pre-
miere heure, Crowfoot, a dem
mort de pcur est descendu de /
terrible machine.
On annonce que Mgr. Bala1
| Pun des principaux archivistes d
: Saint-aiegc, doit publier procha
4 nement, une historic de la revol'
e ton italienne avec documents
= l'appui. C'est en- rapport ave
!. Pencyclique du Souverain Ponti
!, ct Pom dit, a propos de cctte publ
}, cation, que lauteur J passe an CT
T. ble dune critiqre severe la polit
i. uue du cardinal Antonclli.
. La dame Johnson, dc Mableto
> Ohio, a etc arret6 pour infant
. eide snr Ia denonciation de sa D
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1883-10-13

LIE gouvernement anglais froise
de voir Cetewayo ne pas ecouter
ses ordres, a resolu de le faire de
nouveau prisonnier.
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1883-10-13

Un process singnlicr est en- ms
tance devant la cour d'Elmira. II
a etc intenie par Howlan Evens,
gareon de ferme, contre Reuben
Tiff, richie fermier du village de
Veteran, lequel, au dire du plai.
gnant, lui aurait pris sa femme ct
ses trois enfants ainsi que 1892
pendant quill 6tait a l'armee en-
1864-65. Evens s'etait engage
Ell 1864 ct await recu une prime
de $7O0. II demeurait avec sa
femme pres de Ia ferme de Tiff,
pour lequel il trayaillait a la jour
nee. En- partant pour l'armee
Evcns confa 50 femme ct ses en-
fants aux bons soins de Tiff, au-
quel il envoya quelque temps
apres les 500 de sa prime den
gagement, plus 1882. Sur ces en-
trefaites Tiff perdit sa femme ct
Sc nit peu apres a courtiser Nine
Evens, qui etajt encore ieune ct
appetissante.
II fit tant ct 81 bien qu'au mois
d'avril 1865 celle.ci ALA s'installer
avec ses enfants dams la ferme de
Tiff. Ellie await, parait.iI, obte.
nu lie divorce ct s'etait mariee
avec lie fermier. Quand la guerre
fut finie, Evens est reyenu au vii
lage ct ma pas etc pcu etonne de
trouver Tiff Ell son lieu ct place
aupres de sa femme ct des enfants.
De la femme quj rayait 81 vlte ou.
bile il n'avait cure, ct pa pas cs
save de la revoir. II cherche
settlement j obtenir la garde de
ses enfants ct 4 rentrcr en- posses
sion de sou argent. ct c est deyanl
les refus persistants de Tiff gull
s'est enhn adresse aux tribunaux
qui ne manqucront pas sans doute
dc lui rcndre justice en- ce qui &
trait a Fargent. Pour ce qui es1
des en!ants, lis ne doivent plus
ayoir grand besoin de garden.
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1883-10-13

Disrosez votre lit de maniere a
avoir Ia tete vers lie nord ct les
picds vcrs lie sud, disait un centc.
naire mort recemment, pour que
les courants electriques aient la
meme direction que votre epine
dorsale ct pour que par conse-
guent, votre syatemc ncrycux ne
soft pas contrarie par ccs memes
couran;s pendant la mutt.
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1883-10-13

Gent est fait. La secheresse
continue au grand desappointe-
ment des sucriers. Quelques uns
ont deja fait un premier essai. LIE
rendement est loir d'etre satisfai-
SAINT. Nous avons la douleur de
dire que nous sommes loin de pro-
dulre ce QUO nous attentions de la
paroisse. Nos bellies appearances
prlntanieres sont encore trustees.
Aussl les affaires sen ressenterons-
elles. C'est un calme, un calme
plat dams notre village,
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1883-10-13

Tandis que tout a Pair de s'a-
mellorer, nous apprenons avec
peine le depart dc NJ. Henri Lii
bersat. Ce digne charron nous
quite. Apres des chagrins do,
nestiqaes tells qu'un homme ne
peut en eprouver de plus cruels,
nous he le b!amerons point, seule-
fnent nous souhaiterons que bon
hear Ct 10. prosperitt lc suivcnt au
loQgeaR site on'il choisira.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
CAIRO AGAIN TRIUMPHANT.
Bloomin gton Bulletin


After having reached height on the
government gauge Of tiity-two feet, two inch
e., and three aud half inches higher than
the highest water OF las, year. the waters
in the rivers have begun to recede. Cairo
has again safely passed the watery ordeal
Her levees have stood and are still stand
ing intact against the greatest foods ever
known in the country, While every river
town and city 10 her neighborhood both
above on the Ohio and below her on the
Mississippi to, and including Hickman, has
been totally or partially submerged, suffer
ing incalculable damages, Cairo has been
and still is unaffected by the waters, her
levees, streets, houses and improvements
uniniured, her business uninterrupted, her
industrial pursuits moving on in the even
tenor of their way, and her inhabitants,
although d little anxious from the appalling
disasters about her satisfied with the stua.
tion and confident that hereafter they can
"laugh the foods to scorn."
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

two tect (which wS observable from the
marks left on the trees by the passing ice
gorge the only house above the water was
that OF Mr., Bird, which stood On brick
foundation raised about -four feet over the
highest ground. All other houses are
in water either above the second floor or, il
one story, nearly up to the ewes, When
the water goes down farmers in Scott and
Mississippi counties will have week q
work clearing their land of drift wood re-.
setting fences, outhousss, etc, There is a
heavy gorge of drift wood in Mr.. Birds
backyard, held there by his fine orchard
which is doubtless seriously damaged. Mr..
Birds house now stands about thirty
feet from the river when in
banks its and as the water
slowly moves back into its channel il will
cut the bink away to such an extent that
Mr. Bird will be compelled to move bis
house inward for the fifth OF sixth time, in
order to save 1t from inundation. In the
Mississippi, short distance below Birds
Point, is small island bearing willow trees
twenty feet high. AT an ordinary stage of
water the island is visible; last Sunday only
about six inches of the tops of the trees
could be seen above the water. At Wick.
life the effects of the water were beneficial
rather than injurious The town presented
very lively appearance for its size and
considering that it was Sunday. Evidences
of a healthy growth and prosperity were
visible on every hand. Most of the houses
were new and there were about half dozen
ut different stages Of development, The
hills are growing smaller under the con.
slant use OF the pick and shovel by builders
OF railroads and wagon roads, the guIches
are beng filled up at different points; the
woods are growing thinner everything
looks less wild than it did six months ago,
and the settlement OF a year sgp is now n
live little town with every evidence OF bril-
liam, prospects. The boat lay at this port
for about half an hour, during which most
of the excursionists went ashore and took
n good view Of the town.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Advice 10 Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
Of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teethS If 80,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth
ing. It's value is ncalculable. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer immed.
lately. Depend upon it, mothers, there is
no mistake about it, 1t cures dysentery and
diarrhna, regulates the stomach and bow.
els, cures wind collie, softens the gums, re-
duces Inflammation, and gives tone and
energy to the whole system. Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup for Children Teething
is pleasant to the taste, aud is the prescrip.
ton of one of the Oldest aud best female
physicians and nurses in the United States
and is for sale by all druggists Throughout,
the world. Price 25 cents a bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
FUNERAL NOTICE.

DIED yesterday afternoon at the resi-.
dcnce of her son. Patrick Clancy, uca' the
corner Of li,h sud Ohio lcvee, after ling
erpg illness, Mrs. Jane Clancy, the.mo,bor
OF Patrick aud John Clancy.
She w,ss lady OF many fine qu~litics,
always ready to lend helping hand to
those with whom she cam, In contact; a
faithful mother beloved friend and ever
helpful neigbbor, The funeral cortege will
leave the house at one p. N to-day, for St.
Patrick'Sc church where services will be held.
A special train will leave foot Of 18th street
at two o'clock for villa Ridge. Friends
and acquaintance Of the family arc invited
10 attend.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
CAIRO'S CONTRIBUTION.

The following is a list Of subscribers to
Shawneetown relief fund;
Halliday Brothers, $25.
Each Of the following named uen gave
$40: G. D. Williamson, J. w. Scott, Bar.
clay Brothers, Stratton & Bird, H. and
p. Wharfboat Co., Charles Gayer, Chas
Gsligher & Son, Wood & Bennett, c.
o. P.tcr & Co, W. B. Newbegip, s. 8,
Taylor.
The James Of those giving IS each were ::
John Hodges, Daniel Hartman, VIM. NJ.
Murphy, A. Marx, N. B. This.
tlewood, A. Comings, Thomas Wilson,
Goldstein s. Rosenwater. Sam'l ] Humm,
B, F. Blake, j. Hinkle & Son, Thomas W,
Shields, +, Bross, Robert Smyth & Co.,
II. W. Miller, White g. Greer, Wood Ritten.
house & Bro, G. II. Woodward, Peter Netf,
]. 81. Burger, Geo, W. McKeaig, G. NJ.
Howe IL Bro.
The following each gave $500: r. Kors-
meyer, NJ j Howley, Jno. Gates, Gus
Botto, 4. A. Buder, WIN, Kluge.
Then follows long list Of two and one
dollar subscribers
Making n total Of $3540O; less previ us
draft $237,50; draft Monday to balance
act, Of Sll6,50.
Drafts mailed to ]. NJ. Wilisp.ush,
m Yor Of Shawneetown, Ills.
For the Committee, TBos WiLsoN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Too Big,

They were seatedon the sofa-th that Is,
he was sitting on the sofa and she had
kneesy position on his lap They
weren't talking. for he had seemed sad
during the three hours and fifty min
utcs they had been sitting there. A
sigh, sounding as if it had been drawn
out with cork screw and broke off with
sledge hammer, broke the awful still
ness. She clasped her sixteen-button-
kid-glove arms around his iifteen-and a.
half neck and planted a crop of kisses
on his downy lip,
why does my darling sigh9" she
asked.
"Whatdo We say? Evangelne, haven't
] always treated you as n gentleman
should ladv?'
She nodded ailirmatively,
Haven't | always done my best to act
the true lover?'
Nod number two.
And haven't Rugged and kissed
you for hours at u stretch, until my arms
ached as if with ringbone and my neck
was bent like an OK yokeP"
The third time she nodded.
well, knowing this to be the case,
why do you msreat me as you have to-
night, as you did last Sunday night,
and every other night for six months?
Why am ! thus tortured by you?
Would you have me think you falsep
Once more she grasped him with u
convulsive motion and exclaimed in roll
in.-mill tones;
"Oh, Charles Augustus Supreme Lex
Este, what have | done to make you
think me false? How, in the name of
the seven wonders and the mammoth
cave have ! mistreated you, my love,
my ownpo
well if you are not false, prove it, "
he said.
Give me the test, she replied with
animation
please sit on the sofa, then, or
change knees. have been nearly dead
for the past two hours"
An hour aficrward he left
"I'ired, indeed, " she said to herself;
al only weigh one hundred and forty,
aud Mary jenkins weighs one hundred
and eighty, aud Frank Fisher can hold
her on his knee for day at time and
not get tired. N-fnob NoStcr gem.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
PROGRAMME

OF THE EIGHTH ANNIvERsARy or THE W. C
AND l.. A. AT THE METHODIST CHURCH
MARCH O. 1883, s O'CLOCK P. ~
I. Vocsl Duet - FLOW Gently Deva,
Miss Mamie Corliss and Mr. Crowell.
2. Annual Address The Social Fa,
brio, ~ Mrs. IL. Fl. Candee.
3. Poem THE Vanished Year" Miss
Mary Mckee; read by Miss Bette Kors.
meyer.
4. Duet-"Come Love" Piusuti- Mrs
W p Halliday aud Miss Auuie Pitcher.
PART II.
8. Reading AFTER The Battle" Miss
Mary Whtacre.
g. Annual Poem, Mrs. b. Y. George.
I. Vocal SIlo-"Answers, Blumenthal
Mrs. j. NJ. Lansden
8, Paper-'The Public Library, its ape.
cial value aud influence" Prof. K. 8. Clark.
g. Trio-"Te Sol tie quest ANNA,
Attila"-Miss Annie Pitcher, Prof. Z. s.
Clark and Mr.. +, Metcslf.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
True to Her Trust.

Too much cannot be said of tbs ever
faithful wife and mother, constantly watch.
ing and caring for her dear ones, never neg.
Letting single duty in their behalf. When
they are assailed by disease, and the syS-
tenn should have thorough cleansing, the
stomach and bowels regulated, blood puri.
fed, and malarial poison exterminated, she
must know that Electric Bitters are the only
sure remedy. They are the best and purest
medicine in the world and only cost fifty
conts. Sold by Harry w Schulz, AZ
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Notice to Contractors.

VTT1 WITHIN -
CAIRO, H., Fei runry 18Th, 1888. 4
Sealed proposals VIII Q re eivcd at this Nice
directed TO the CITY Council of the City Of Ca ~
until Getting OF the CITY Council, TUESDAY evening
Al tc nh, 1889, for furnishing the material an9
doing the work. or doing the work necessary fol
tbe construc Ion Of the following sidewalks to b.
constructed Of wood Wiz: On the southerly aid
OF ighth street between Railroad Street and Ohid
Ievec, being 14) feet in length, az provided bI
Ordinance No. p2, approved August nth. =. III
Nss, which IL on fle Ia this ofllcc and subject ID
examination VT any time.
good and sufficient bond for twice he nm ounl
must accompany all propositions. The right II
reject an. and all bids reserved BY the city
10y. City Clerk. |
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
BucElen S Arnlca Salye

The Best Salve IN the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Cbapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles 1t is guaranteed TO give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
25 cents per box. For sale by GEO, +
O'HARA
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
A Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors
and ndscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, |
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered by minister in South America
Send seli-addressed envelope to the Rev.
JOSEPH T. INMAN, Station d., New York
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
A General Stampede.

Never was such rush made for any
Drug Store as is now at Harry w. Schuh'S,
for a trial bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
All persons affected with Asthma, Bron
chitis, Hoarseness, Severe Coughs, or any
affection of the Throat aud Lungs, can get
trial bottle of this great remedy free, by
calling at above Drug Store. AZ
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

SEE woman in another column near
Speer's Vineyards, picking grapes from
which Speer's Port Grape wine 10 made,
that is SO highly esteemed by the medical
profession, for the use of invaids, weakly
persons aud the aged Sold by druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Bakery.

Having purchased the bakery OF j,
Anthony, on Washington avenue between
9th aud 10th streets, prepared to offer to
the public at all times fresh bread, cakes,
&c. of the best quality at the lowest prices
10 be found IN the city. Call and see me.
l2.l2.tf JACOB LATNEn
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

Ely's Cream Balm has completely cured
me of Catarrh, of which have been sfflic-
led over ten years, after trying almost every
remedy recommended, none having proved
so effective and thorough S. j. AIKEN,
Wholesale Dealer in Boots and Shoes, l4S
Federal ST Boston. Mass
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
PURE Con LIVER Oh made from selected

PURE GOD LIVEKUIL Maue TON seIeV'cu
livers, on the sea-shore, by Caswcll, Hazard
& Co, New York. 1t is absolutely pure
ana sweet. Patients who have once taken
il prefer it to all others, Physicians have
decided it superior to any of the other oils
in market.
CHAPPED HANDS, FACE, PIMPLEs, and
rough skin, cured by using Juniper Tar
Soap, made by Csswell, Hazard & Co.
New York ~
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Cottage For Sale,

offer my cottage next to the
corner OF 2lst aud Poplar streets,
East side, at bargain. Ap.
ply on premises or OF me at Nv York
Store NJ. \. LEFTcoyiTcu
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

Notices IN this column, eight cents per line for
trst and i've cents per line each subsequent inser
zion. For one week. 80 cents per line For ono
month, 80 cents per line.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

Pug dogs as pets have had their day
among the extremely fashionable, but colds
never go out OF fashion, 30 that it is always
necessary to know that DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup is n sure cure for all coughs aud
col1s
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

Mr. ]. II. Metcalf, member of Parliament
from the city of Kingston, Ont, was form.
orly subject to extreme soreness of the chest,
tor which he could find no remedy but st.
Jac0bs Oil, the Great German Remedy.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
New Blacksmith Shnn.

A new horse shoeing shop has been open
cd by Mr.. p Powers on Tenth street All
manner of blacksm thing and wagon work
done to order. Repairing work a speciality
Work done promptly. N
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

BREWER Bros, Monmouth, say: 1--WE
can always say good word for Browns
Iron Bittersn
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Engines and Saw Mill for Sale.

Two engines and one saw mill complete
TO cell, or exchange 70: lumber by Cuhl
Bros. D0ngola, Ills.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

Over 100000 Howe scale have been sold.
and the demand increasing continually.
Borden, Selleck & Co, agents, St. Louis,
A. (A
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

HAPPY homes and smiling faces are in
vsrisbly the result of wise parents constant
ly keeping SELLERS Cough Syrup" on hand.
Price 25c
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

For lame Back Side or Chest use
Shi,ohs Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents.
Paul G., Schulz, agent. (5)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Seed Potatoes.

Just received, two cars choice Il. Rose
Michigan potstoes. 8. Il. WILSON,
A, n Ohio Lcvec.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

Notices In those columns, ten cents per ine
each insertion and whether marked or not, II cslcu
lated to toward any mans business interest are
always paid for
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

The colored population in tho South
has increased about 10000 In twenty
years.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06

shilob's Cough and Consumption Cure
is sold by us on guarantee. II cures con.
sumption. Paul G. .schuh, agent. 49,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-03-06
Furnished Rooms.

Two furnished rooms for rent. Apply
10 Mrs, n. Williamson. "
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1883-03-10
MISCELLANEOUS.

1t Is a good thing to learn caution by the mis-.
fortune OF others.
That gilt made black7with deceit and falsehood
must reap as it sowed.
When honesty is sleeping, let the alarm clock
of conscience wake up.
When learning adorns a man, let US remember
that truth enuobles him.
Bride "Oh, yes, certainly, | do like the
country but if [ were to have another honey
moon Awkward pause.
Speak always according to your conscience, but
let 1t be done in terms of good nature, civility.
and good manners.
Rural dame Ito a %bicyclist, wrecked and in re-
treaty " say, you Here's them scissors you
ground need grinding again.
Good breeding consists in having no par
tlcular mark of any profession, but = gener |
elegance of manners.
CocoANUr PUDD1NG.-Half.a pound Of
grated cocoanut, l or. butter, half the Juice
of one lemon, and the rind gr5ted four COOS,
the white of one left out, half a pound grated
sugar. Mix altogether, then put into cups,
and bake them.
At an invitation party a gentleman pass
ed a branch of thyme to a young. lady, his
sweetheart, in the presence Of her mother
and all the guests, which she refused, and
said, 1T is not time 1 want, but opportunity
Heard at a Back Gate: Yes, I'm going
to leave my place, l won't work in that
woman's kitchen another day. The idea
of expecting me to GO to the country again
this summer. I'm tired and sick of the
country, and she knows it,
Mary, where's the f%rying,pan?' .Jemmy's
got it, carting mud and oyster shells up the
alley, with the cat for a horse The dear
little fellow. what a genius he will make
But go and get it, were going to have COM
pany, and must fry some fish for dinner
When a man can f,steh the rear button of
his collar without pulling his face or think
ing profanity, he exhibits a quality of
patience under difficulties which eminently
fits him to be cashier for a weekly news
paper.
Pedestrian, who had dropped a penny in
of "a poor, blind man Why, YOU
humbug, you're not blind Beggar: Not |
sir. If the card says | am, they must have
given the wrong one. In deaf and dumb.