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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Another death from eating canned peas
il reported from South Norwald, Conn.
On last Thursday Mr.. Geo. W. Day ate
heartily Of a dishOf canned peas. \ few
minutes later he complained Of queer
feeling. and took some peppermint water
q relieve him. He had scarcely finished
drinking il when he fell to the floor dead.
strange 20 say, the Coroner granted a
burial permit without an autopsy, but
she remaining peas are to be chemically
examined.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

EcV. Henry Jones, in a recent article in
Csssclrs Magazine, says. although pas
siouately fond Of fishing, he is too humane
o. inIale a live worm on hook, but first
eiUs ihem in boiling water. The worm
would probably prefer 70 be hooked alive.
10 Mr.. Bergh gets after the WaltOnian di-
vine. he viii have to use an9sthetics on
L. haiti I'm the future.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
nen,noratio Prospects.


Gov. Butler talks as if he had at last
concluded that he was no longer a Presi-
Dental possibility. His defeat in Noyem-
Der appears to have had dampening
effect on his White House aspirations. He
saws that he is not in the councils OF either
party. but nevertheless has his views re-
specting the political outlook. There can De
only two issues, in his opinion IN the
next national contest. One is the sec
tional issue. which the Republicans are
MAKING. The other is the tariff reform
issue. which the Democrats are making.
With respect to the prospects OF the
Democratic party he says: "Ihey
are good. Are there. not 20 Demo-
cratic Governors in % Democratic
States? Are there not hundred
and ninety odd Democratic Congressman
to 100 Republicans? That is almost
two-thirds majority in the States and in
the House. and who shall doubt the sue
cess of a party, with this tremendous
power behind it, at the opening OF hghtE
/ see that Republicans think that Con-
gress is liable to fritter away its strength
with the people at this session. That
seems to be the Republican torlorn hope
Well. it hasn't done any thing yet to frit-
ter away its strength, and we have no
right to presume that it will do any
thing"
Butler may not have very good eyes,
but there are few politicians who see the
strong and weak points of political con-
test as quickly and clearly as he does.
His statement of the prospects of the
Democratic party for success in 'o4 is
not only encouraging, but is, perhaps,
more satisfactory than any other that has
been made. The Democratic party GER
tainly has the inside track in the coming
contest, and there is no apparent reason
why it should not keep it. If the Demo-
cratic majority in the House acts as
wisely throughout the session as 1t did IN
the election of a Speaker, it will have
record that will help to win national
victory next year.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Tse new granite post Office, sub-Treas-
ury and United states court house in
Philadelphia, which has been in process
o. construction for eleven years, will
soon he in use, and will be the finest
building Of the kind in the country. 1t is
one-half larger than the New York post
oHoe. and its total cost, including 81, i9l.-
aa0 Paid for the lot on which it stands,
will BE- nearly :. 100000.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

There is q stampede of paupers from
several almshouses near Philadelphia, the
inmates having found out that the aims
houses are supplying nearly all the medi-
cal colleges with bodies for dissection
About twenty stiffs per month are OBJ
tanned FROM this source, and the paupers
who don't want their bodies carried to the
dissection rooms and hacked up are leav-
irg The institutions by the dozens. At the
Reading Almshouse those who are too i'll
io leave. some 80 in number, are in the
greatest mental distress. These poor
pcople need protection.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Rev. Isr. Deems. Of the Church Of the
strangers. New York, is not disposed TO
BE- very h0spitable towards at least one
stranger. He denounces Matthew Ar
mold. the selfannounced apostle OF sweet
ness ana light, as . teacher Of heather
doctrines. He says the people should pay
no attention 20 such Englishmen, az they
are only prowiing around over this cOun-
Try after the American dollars, and will
70 back home and abuse us. DIR. ID. seems
ID be willing 70 take the fire Of Arnold's
|lrr1ff Fnr1fsh satire
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
PERSONAL.

ANsoN G. MCCOOK, the new Secretary OF
the Senate, is the first New Yorker VINO ever
filled that position.
JOHN w. GARRETT, of Baltimore. has sent
his check for $4,000 as a Christmas gilt TO the
Poor Association OF that CITY,
LORD LoRNE has been prevented exporting
game birds from Manitoba by the strict laws
Of that place and finds that there is no royal
road to poachng.
EX-SENATOR TABoR's nomination of him
self for the Presidency is waiting, according
to the Chicago Times, fer second. IL is more
than likely that it will wait year longer.
Ex-PREsIDENT THOMAS HILL, of Harvard
College, has prepared an almanac LOT 1901, III
which the computations have been maze ac-
cording to the new Eastern standard time.
KENTUCKY papers say that Speaker Carlisle
fOrbids the use Of his name as a candidate Tor
United States Senator before the caucus oil
Democratic members of the State Legislature.
GEN. Hancock was received with much en-
thusiasm in San Francisco, but ms overland
Journey fatigued him so greatly that ne mas
accepted few Of the invitations shoWered upon
HIM,
A GREAT many high toned people in Eng
land are indignant because Miss Charlesworth,
a wealthy heiress in her own right, Is about 70
marry one of the sons of Gen. Booth, the great
salvatlonlst.
GEORGE MANY, who resided at Harper's
Ferry at the time of the John Brown raid, and
who is credited with having shot ana killed
one of the invaders, died last week III North
Carolina, aged 81 wears.
GOV. PROCTOR KNOTT, of Kentucky, who
was a great admirer of Tennyson, has APP
pointed the poet an aid on his staff. rms ele-
Yates him to the rank of Kentucky colonel,
three grades above an English peer.
THE Queen will open the English Parlia-
ment by commission. The expectations that
she would hold court in London the coming
spring will be again disappointed: This places
the burden of the levee receptions on the
Prince of Wales.
GRANT ALLEN holds that the psychical in
dividuality or native character OF each person
is nothing but a sum of innumerable inherited
tendencies combined in a peculiar way, ana
he argues against Darwin's supposltlon OF ac-
cidental or spontaneous variations OF BRAIN
structure.
GEN. GRANT is very careless in his dress and
appearance. He goes about the streets of
New York with his shoulders covered with
dandruff. His coat collar is sprinkled with
what appears to be yellow corn meal. The
General got his ''dander' up the last year OF
the war, and he has never been able to get it
down again.
HENRY WILLARD, Notwithstanding his dash
and energy. retains q very peculiar Superst1-
ton. When he leaves his house in the morn
ing he is careful to avoid for the first five
minutes all cross-eyed persons. If he meets
q man with an Obliquity of vision within That
time he goes back to the house under the pre-
tense of having forgotten something. Fhe
greatest disaster of his life befell him on the
day he found a cock-eyed man standing on
the steps of his boarding house when he
started to business.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Thc city OF Erie. Penn, has prospect
30 cheap Gas. II is the fortunate pos
SCISSOR of two companies that propose to
supply the people with natural gas, which
d found under all that country at the
depth of about 900 feet. IL the rivalry be-
tween the companies continues the people
viii SON have light and fuel rs cheap as
could De desired.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
CURRENT COMMENT
A Small Target Left.

IhiII0etDttd I7FtSS NIteV'J'
Gen. Longstreet is partly right and partly
wrong in saving that there is no Republican
party at the South. Late events have shown
that there is enough of it left to SHOOT at III
Virginia and Mississippi.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
Gufirura RrmrDira.
Gttttrura Rrmrnirs.
Itching and Burning !
Itching and Burning !

ECZEMA, or Salt Rheum, with its agonizing
L itching and burning, instantly relieved by
a warm bath with CUTICURA SOAP, and a
single application of CUTICURA, the great Skin
Cure. This repeated daily, with two or three
doses of CUTICURA RESOLVENT, the New Blood
Purifier, Diuretic and Aperient to keep
the blood cool, the perspiration pure
the liver and kidneys active, will speedily
cure Eczema, letter, Ringworm, Psoriasis,
Lichen Pruritus, Scald Head, Danaruff, and
every species of Itching, Scaly and Pimply
Humors of the Scalp and Skin, when the best
nhvsicians and all known remedies fail.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Where viii American enterprise end:
4 New York house has bought the eeie-
brated volcano, Mount PopOcatepetl, in
Mexico. and Is going to bore a tunnel
inso its side for the purpose of mining for
sulphur. It appears that eruptions are
good for sulphur. as well as sulphur good
Tor eruptious, so there Is compensation in
an tae works OF nature.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
Trutb in Genealogical Emblems.

NelC York World IDen1.J.
Some of our shoddy aristocrats would IKE
to establisha Heralds College in the United
States, with its garter. clarencleuX ana nor
soT. Chester and Somerset Heralds, and its
Portcullis. Bluemantle, Rouge CroiX and
Rouge Dragon Pursuivants. But II they car
ried out this desire, in would only be falr that,
cords of Europe. they should find devices OF
their own, even if they had to substitute hods
for shields, shoddy for ermine, and asses Tor
lions ON their family cOats-Of- arms.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

SIX thousand tons Of Egyptian rags at
Alexandria are 70 be thoroughly fumi-
gated before the United States Consul will
allow them 10 be shipped to the purchaser
in New York. 4twould be much safer to
~. iis; ..y,i t t.siis country il they shoHtd
f.- f-ofnaratoH
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
SCRATCHED THE BLOOD.

certify that l only used them about SIX
weeks until was entirely well, but before
commenced using them my face, breast and
back were almost solid scab, and | often
scratched the blood from my body. | am now
entirely wei, and think your CUTIoURA RENE
DIES are the best for skin diseases that ever
was brought before the public.
f. NJ. FOX, Caddo, Indian Ter.
Sold by all Druggists. CUTICURA, soc. RE-
SOLVENT, 81; SOAP, 25c. POTTER DRUG AND
CHEMICAL Co., Boston. Mass.
Send for elbow to Cure Skin Diseases"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

The Cooper Union has printed very
funny story of a discontinued lobster,
who got into very serious trouble because
he desired TO be red like some other fishes.
His wishes were gratifed; but somehow
or other the incident forcibly calls to mind
the late parboiling of Malone, his dom
ming the bloody shirt and admission to
full fellowship in the Republican party.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Gen. Grant has just bought new farm
adjoining that Of his son, L. :, Jr., in
Westehestor county. New York. Grant
and ms children are all rich, yet he would
lake t0 D. 8 pcusioneT on the bounties oil
tae country. He is what might be termed
q nrincclv hecgar.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Tse latest dramatic news from Paris is
o. the effect that NJ. Damala, Sarah
BernhardCs reputed husband, has sud
denly become a famous actor in new
PLAY now being presented in that city. 1t
Is likely that the parties will now renew
taeir matrimonial partnership, and that
sarah will give up the dairy business.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

a csod many Democrats were disap-
pointed applicants for places in Washing
ton. ana it's quite sad 10 think Of the anX-
icfy AMI expense they underwent-all for
naucht. 10 j. gratifying 10 know that
tharc were some Southerners patriotic
enough 60 be willing TO serve their cOun-
frr al s-ao8 round salaries.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett says she
is very lazy and does not like literary
work. This is another link in the chain
oT evidence that she originated the modi-
fed oath. Dad Burnett" when her father
wanted her 10 get up early in the morn
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

The Republican party has many great
men coming 10 the front about now.
Thcre's senator Spencer, keifer, John
walsh. Mahonc. William Walter Phelps,
Biddleberger. and a score Of others. With
such headers the great party is bound to
haVe hfrh old time.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
THOUSANDS or LETTERS

been a terrible sufferer for years with Blood
and Skin Humors, have been obliged to shun
public places by reason of my disfguring hui
mors; have had the best physicians; have
lief until I used the CUTICURA REMEDIES,
which have cured me, and left my skin and
blood as pure as a child's.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
Robbins Peter for PauPs Benefit.

PhitddetDhld Record (1H1'l'
There are men who believe that the war
and the high tariff contributed to make the
country rich. These are they VINO cahR s NC
er's pocket and put into the hand of the owner
of a salt mine has added nothing 10
the general stock of wealth; that a mouse
harmed down or powder exploded is absolute
destruction and loss; and that no man was
ever made better off by paying part oil his
income to some other man.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Gen. W. W. Belknap is being urged for
Congress in Iowa, but he says he has no
desire e. ro-enter public life. The Generals
kidnapping record is a ghost Of political
corruption that nc true friend Of his should
desire 20 can up. Let him Il. l. =.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
CUTICURA REMEDIES

Are the greatest medicines on earth.
j. w. ADAMS, Newark, o.
The half has not been told as to their cura-
tive powers. G. A. WILLIAMS, Providence.
They cure In every case.
II. w. BROCKwAY, Md, Franklin, n. II.
My friends know how / suffered from Salt
Rheum until cured by them.
Mrs. A. II. BROWN, Maiden.
Cured me of a Scrofulous IIumor of thirteen
years duration.
'I L, prrn ,nncnN- IL No,rr nr.lnnrc
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Of TIE twenty-seven colored men at
work en- the new post Office building in
Philadelphia. all were discharged Satur-
asv except two. All the white laborers
were retained except ten. The cOlored
mon are giving fall vent 10 their indigna-
tion AGAINST the Republican officials who
49, Il. -, IL the vEnrk
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
Artbur,s Machine-Made Hopes

Rochester Union and AdUerttSer tHeP.)'
Arthur is as good as nominated by the ?ii.
powerful machine of the ''rotten borouGhs
and Territories in his hands, ana Blame ana
Logan and their supporters might as well ac-
knowledge the fact and prepare to grin and
bear it.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

David Davis has become so proud since
De got married that he says he wouldn't
have the Goveraorship OF Illinois. Prob
allr be knows he can't get il.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Sarely diplomatic representations viii
D. made now by the British Minister TO
the United states. Mrs. Langtry, sub
soct oi the Queen, who was stoned in her
rsassaco through Pennsylvania, has been
switched az Washington. t., her palace
car residence was run of on a side track.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

The Texas press viii not soon forgive
senator Bayard for not giving away TO
Tom Ochftree when Mrs. Langtry was
looking around the capitol.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
ITCHING HUMORS.

Bakers, BARRIERS, Grocer's and Washerwo-
mans Itch, Itching Piles and Delicate Itching
HumOrs peculiar to both sexes, which are par
ticularly distressing at this season, are in
cured by the above treatment. Now is the
time, when the pores are open and the per-
spIration abundant, to cleanse the blood of
impurities, and the skin of torturing and dis
foIIripC bumOPs
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

The freedom OF the press is only slightly
abridged in New York. Gen. Bradley
Wiuslow sued lhe Utica Herald for 5000
damages Tor libel, and the jury returned
a verdict ia his favor for cents.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

The reason Nine. Bernhard went into
the milk and butter business was prob
ably because IL was the only way she
could enjoy the cream of society.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

Neither Blaine. nor sherman, nor Grant
viii accept the Republican PRESIDENTIAL
nomination. unless they can get 1t.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

The Kheiive seems TO be in great
jeopardy Of being run into the sea While
England aud Turkey are quarreIns
about which shall have the privilege OF
ea5u- TO his rescue.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
ADVERTISING.

Ten lines make a square-a line avefases
seven words. Advertisements, per 81 - ~ y,
one Insertion, 81 90; two insertions, -
three insertions. - 60 six Insertions, - w.
T.scsf or Reading Notices double aloNe !.
Reduced rates on continued alNer llss ny
IA -e-,s.sr,ert advertisements 81 % per sluaie G.
e,.-f7e-- ~-ig,-rfizements. Marriages, funerals.
Neetinzs and special Notices 81 W PCT
-1uare each Insertion ~
81 ..anf- a line. No advertisement lnsertt''i
rrser these headings for less than 81 cents.
S...--rr rrfes Tor Weekly Aelcs-
W. rs NOT insure the insertion OF any auNer-
tf-emeut on any specified day or days, nor
do we insure the number OF Insertions
within the time required by the advertiser.
Advertisements VIII, however, nave .H l
r-r rnmlfs7r az insertions when the time
can he made up, but when accidentally
lrft out aud the number OK insertions can
s.ot he given. the money paid Ter the ohllI =
trl insertions viii be returned TO the al
verti-er. All letters should be addre-seu
J. II. ESTILL, Savannah, ga.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

DELEVAN. WIS. Sept. "a. 1875

DELEVAN, WIS, Sept. a, 1878.
GENTs-I have taken not quite one
bottle of the Hop Bitters. was feeble
old man of rs when | got it. To-day l am
as active and feel as well as | did at 30
L see a great many that need such a
medicine. ID. BOYCE.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

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tgTFoR ALL WEAKNESSES of the generative organs
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EY KIDNEY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex
Find Great Relief in Its Uses
LYDIA e. PINKHAMs BLOOD PURIFIER
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tzFLYp1A e. P1NKHAM's LIVER PILLS cure Constipa,
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vannah.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
no MALARIA.

HE FEELS LIKE A NEW MAN.
81 have had Dyspepsia, with Constipa-
kinds of pills, and TUFTS are the first
that have done me any good. They have
cleaned me out nicely. My appetite is
splendid, food digests readily, and now
have natural passages. / feel like q new
man." w. ID. EDWARDS. Palmvra. O.
Soldeverywhere csc. Office, A Murray St, NY.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19
cuffs 3DiIIa.
TUFTS
PILL s
TORPID BOWELS,
us Q r . E r ED LIVER,
and n AL ABBA

FROM these sources arise three-fourths of
he diseases of the human race. These
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lche, fullness after eating, aversion to
2xert1on OF body or minds EructatiOn
Of food, Irritability of temper. low
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.ome duty, Dizziness, Flute ring at the
Heart, Dots before the eyes, hfgiIv coll
5red Urine, CONSTIPATION, and de.
nand the use of remedy that acts directly
on the Liver. Asa Liver medicine TUTT;S
PILLS have no equal. Their action on the
Kidneys and Skin is also prompt; removing
all impurities through these three " scav-
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skin and vigorous body. TUFTS PILLS
cause no nausea or gripping nor interfere
with daily work and are q perfect
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-12-19

MONEY LOANED on personal , r,,s,,-,-->-.
~. ~ o large assortment Of unredeeawOppesr ty
ana Silver Watches, and other Jy o,lleq 60ll
sale very cheap at Licensed ppeWelry IA,
House, lS1 Congress street, e. MIT nv nIoroke
Manager. n. B.-Highest prices ! n az BsERG
gold and silver. pau ior d
The daily gazette., 1883-07-25
Don,t Die in the House

"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed bugs, flies, arts. moltsj CHIP
munks, gophers. Is cents.
The daily gazette., 1883-07-25
SOLID FACTS.
Nothing Like Them to Cure Smart People
of Their Smartness.


Nothing Like Them to Cure smart reSple
of Their Smartness.
[Exchange.l
A farmer came into a grocery store the
other day and exhibited to the eyes of an ad-
mlring crowd an enormous egg, about six
inches long, which he avowed to have been
laid by, one of his own hens. He had It,
packed In cotton aud wouldn't allow any
one To handle 1t for rear OF breaking the
phenomenon. The groceryman examined
it with the rest, and, intending to chatf the
countryman, said:
"Pshaw I've something in the egg line
that will beat that"
"I'll bet you $5 you haven't" said the
countryman, getting excited.
"Take it up" replied thegroceryman, and
going behind the counter, he brought out
wire egg heater. "There's something in the
egg line that will beat 1t, guess" said he,
reaching out for the stakes.
t'Hold ON the1e,'' said the farmer, "let's
see you beat it, and he handed it TO the
grocer.
The latter held out his hand for it, but
dropped it in surprise on the counter, where
It broke two soup platrs and a platter. 1t
was of solid iron, painted white.
"Some folks think they're darnation
cute" murmured the farmer, as he pocketed
the stakes and lit out, "but faint no use
buckin' against the solid facts"