Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-04-23
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HAIL STONES AS BIG AS PuMpK1Ns."-There is
doubt about the hail stones having been quite
large but as some people said they as large as
potatoes anyhow, it must have been a very severe
Storm man who is hit with many hail stones win
be badly bruised. 1t is surprising how quickly
Perry Davis Pam Killer will relieve the PAIN even of
the worst bruises.
1t is said that fashionable ladies won't go fishing
this summer unless they can get silk worms for bait.
Don't wear dngy or faded things when the en-cent
Diamond Dye will make them good as new. They are
perfect.
The notion of having your house connected with the
church, by telephone, is utterly absurd. Hows your
wife to see bonnets by telephone?
SIcK-HEADAcHE.-Mrs. j. C. Henderson of Cleveland,
Ohio, writes: 1.-THE use of two of Pierces Pleasant
Purgative Pellets day, for few weeks has entirely
cured me of sick headache, from which [ formerly
suffered terribly, often, on an average as once IN
ten days" OF all druggists.
There los 900 pounds of tobacco burned at the
Ayers fire in Danvie, Friday night. This beats
Grand Army campfire.
Mr.. James Wells of $50 shroop Ave, Brooklyn
writes: MY wife suffering from extreme debility
she used Wheat BtteTs with the most satisfactory
result and pronounces the best remedy the world
When man loses his balance, where does it go?
No matter how large the amount gas bills are al
ways light ones.
The whole physical mechanism becomes impaired
by the heavy winter diet and lack of open air exercise.
Apers Sarsapara is the per remedy to take in the
spring of the year to purify the BLOOD nvigorate the
system, excite the liver to action, and restore the
healthy tone and vigor of the system.
| A prize-6ghter should be paid in English money.
The pounds symbolic of his profession"
BR1GHT's DISEASE, DIABETES Beware of the stuff
that pretend to these diseases other serious
kidney, urinary liver diseases they only relieve
for time and makes you ten times worse afterwards
but rely solely Hop Btters, the only remedy that
will surely and permanently cure you. 1t destroys
and removes the cause of disease eecually that it
never returns.
Canada claims owls big that they attack men,.
This Canada fiction probably started by some
| woman to keep her husband home at night.
mo eye ike the masters eye" Had Esop lived in
our day he might we'll have added. mo popular cura-
tive like Kidney-Wort." All eyes are beginning to
turn to it for relief from diseases of the liver bowels
and kidneys. Kidney-wort is natures remedy for
them ALL Those that cannot prepare the dry can now
procure it in liquid form of any druggist.
Weather prophets accomplish good in the
world after ALL They scare off spring poets for
time.
This journal in the habit of lauding proprietary
articles. 1t has been found sufficiently remnneratve
place them with other advertisements and let theil
owners sound their praise. DIR. Graves Heart Regu
laor, however, is entitled to the exceptional mention
which feel called upon to make in reference to 1t
For nervousness and seepessness acts like charm
and we have been told by numerous acquaintance
aud friends that it has absolutely cured heart disease
Merit should receive public recognition Chicag
Daily.
"You setting us bad example, as the algebr
class said when the teacher wrote hard equation OF
the board.
Why suffer from dyspepsia, indigestion, want of ap
petite loss of strength lack of energy, malaria inter
mttent fevers etc.? Browns Iron Bitters never ia
to cure these diseases They act like a charm tn
digestive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms
such belching heartburn biliousness. Remen
Der it is the only preparation that will not blacl
| en- the teeth give headache. Ask your druggist
, concerning its merit.
! Enquirer: No. you should not feel angry becaus
a man calls you old pump. He merely NEAR
| you're hard to work.
| Snow WELL AND STRoNG."-Shipman Illinois. D
R. " Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y: Dear SirI wish to sta
that my daughter, aged Is. pronounced incurab
and fast failing the doctors thought with co
p sumption. I obtained a half dozen bottles of yol
Golden Medical Discovery for her and she cor
menced improving at once and is well and stron
6 Very truly yours Rev. Isaac n. Augustine
Discovery sold by druggists.
Lady Florence Dixie is believed to be the Cad
e Whitaker of the land league.
S Farmers and others desiring a genteel, lucratI
II agency business. by which S. to $50 day can
earned. send address at once. postal, to Fl G. "
q kinson & Co.. I95 and l97 Fulton St., New York
> Many British peer is like broom-he is all hand
&c Upon what should the dude be fed? Upon de
drops, of course.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The yoltaic Belt C
&c Marshall Mich. will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated FL
;. tro-Voltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial
thirty days to men young old) who affilc
5, with debility. lost vitality and kindred tro
les guaranteeing speedy AMI complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. B
10 No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed