The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1883-04-19

= Canning oranges is the latest Flor.
ida idea.
A modern definition: The glory of
a woman Is another woman's hair.
= Many man who wears glossy
boots shines at the wrong extremity.
Enrich and rcvitalizc tho blood by
using Browns Iron I'itters
a man when asked why he wore
night cap replied that lie loved to invest
himself with knighthood.
= 1t is said that within the last year
the sale OF the Revised Testament has
fallen off TO almost nothing.
NJ. John II. Mixson, Of Barnwcll
County, has sold this season over four
hundred pounds Of watermelon seeds for
$l.25 per pound.
= The oat crop will i.,t be as large
this year in Orangeburg County as it was
last. The area planted is not so large
and the yield per acre is smaller.
The meanest sligh. a girl can put
| upon an admirer is TO use postal card in
refusing an offer Of marriage 1t proves
that she doesn't actually care two cents
for him.
= "If you fall off that balcony you'll
get hurt" said one friend to another.
"No, I shan't," said No 2; there's
nothing about ME to break I'm broke
already"
They tell of Kansas woman VINO
slept SO soundiy with moi fairon al
keE fee. .ts. che never fel. The b!:sters
until some one woke her UP. A woman
with such lack of feeling would wear
the Same bonnet ten years.
= If Q girl wants to be romantic, the
| proper way is to send up a toy balloon
with card attached, asking the finder to
correspond with her. A Michigan girl
tried 1t, and got letter from her brother
in Indiana, who found the balloon and
told her not TO be a fool.
Whats the crowd about?" queried
u stranger, as he noticed n stream of Wis.
itors going into fashionable residence.
"It's silver weddin'," oblieIngly re.
piled his informant. whats a silve.
wedin' ?" "Why, q chaps been married
twenty five times, and he's celebratin' Of
it,"
After all the arguments about cheap
ness and quality it appears that Dir.
Bulls Cough Syrup is the best remedy
for the cure of Coughs and colds ever
| offered to the public. The price is only
25 cents bottle and every druggist ir
the land sells and recommends.
- Mr.. Michael Foley, former resi-.
dent Of Sumter, was drowned at Pee Dee
landing, on the 18th of March, and his
body was not recovered until the 25th,
at which time All inquest was held He
was on his way to New York, but stopped
at the above place to see friend, and in
stepping off the cars he missed his foot.
ing and fell into the river.
FROM ABRoAD.-Our travelling agent
writes us that Norman's Neutralizing
Cordial il very popular where he hae
been. lie has no trouble whatever in
selling it as everyone knows it to be
the best. most pleasant and most harm.
less family medicine In existence. #
= Secretary Evarts tells delight
full story at his own expense, about
small donkey, which he sent up to his
country seat for the use Of his children.
One of his little daughters going out With
her nurse TO admire the animal in ita
paddock, was sorely depressed when the
donkey lifted up hin-- voice, and brayed
| dolefully. "Poor thing! Poor thing p
exclaimed the, sympathetic child but,
suddenly Frightening up,.she turned 20
her nurse and said, "Oh l am 80 (,lad,
Papa will be here on Saturday, and then
It won't feel 80 lonesome"
MlRTH AND MEDICINE.-Improbable
as it may at first seem, medicine and
mirth are really fast and firm allies.
The Bible says, merry kaeaTt doeth good
like medicine. A bottle of Ncrman's
Neutralizing Cordial 10 like merry heart
and will resist the attacks OF dysp@ psia
and stomachic disorders. All who have
used Norman's Cordial speak in glowing
terms Of it's efficacy.
- The Age Of Steel; says: The follow.
iug., CURIOUS puzzle IL said to beat the
eefetrated 'ia.l4.l5,," and whetter il
does or not! the investigator can deter.
mine. Take a "trip Of paper or card
board Is inches long and s wide, thus
giving a surface of IS inches. Now cut
this strip diagonally, as true as you can,
giving two pieces in the shape Of tri.
angle. Now measure exactly 3 inches
from the large end Of each and cut in
two pieces. Take -these slips and put
them into the shape okan exect ssqaare
and it will appear to heSjust 8 inches
each way. or 81 square Inches Of superb.
cial measurement, With no elimination of
surface. The question is.Sahat becomes
of that inch.