The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-08-29
PIE 4SANTRY.

The favorite perfume of the Empress ! 1se-
phine was musk. People who blame Napo
leon for divorcing her should stop to con-
slider this.-Boston Post
Women are great deal tougher than men,
or the low neck aud short sleeves fashions
would have killed them off long ago. And
where is the man who could wear the mod
ern lace sleeves and keep well?
1t is curious and interesting fact that
though man may be so deaf that he can't
hear q sound from whole brass band, he
can never be so deaf thet he can't hear the
delightful ringing OF the dinner bell.
DR.. Crosby says "thOse who are engaged in
amassing colossal fortunes belong to the dan
gerous classes" We do not care to be re-
ferred 10 IN that pointed way, and the Doc
tor had better stop it.-Texas Siftings.
Brorso Alcott suffers from q sort of apha-
sia such as Emerson had in the last years of
his life, and can not find the words he wishes
to use. Aphssia, by the way, doesn't trouble
a man when he jams his thumb in door.
The ld:ne, after critically ex mining the
magnificent proportions of the dude, timidly
remarked: "George, darling, il am gong
to wss the r ,ecb ,fter we get married you
will have to get them made larger than that ,
A yourg lady up in Snruce street refused
to elbow her sister to borrow the fJrmer's
beau as sn escort to a party, saving: ut is
not good that the man should be loan."
She has not been a member of Bible class
for nothing.-Philadelph Bulletin.
My dear" said Mr.. Jones to lis wife,
''you are mighty free 10 call every DC dy
fool. Can you tell me what fool locks
lke% "Yes can, but won't" she replied
angrily. "Why not lover" because you
can look in the glass and see for yourself.
That's the way | found out. "-Cincinnati
Drummer.
A Concord school philosopher has shown
that reality signifies existence in q 10 ior
the world of phenomena, while aciuality is
reality plus possibility of potentiality.n
That's plain enough now. These Concord
philosophers are pretty smart, but we don't
believe they can tell the age of dougdnut
from the corrugated appearance of its back.
-Norristown Herald.
"Yes, sir; | once saw dude" said Farmer
FurroW as he eyed his stylish boarder; land
I'd hire ore If l could git him cheap"
"What on earth would you do with him"
why, I'd tie hiIA 10 his cane and stick him
in the corn-feld for a scare-ctow." The dude
boarder Immediately paid his bill and left on
the express trin.-Commercial Advertiser.
A proud father ar Chaplain has been ques-
tioning his son, who has just returned from
an expensive school, and says the boy
answers fonT questions out OF five correctly
in every branch of his studies. To four
questions out OF the five the boy says II
ooilt know" and this answer is always
iTut one. When ne hazards any other it is
apt to be wrong.
A b. siness man son had been at college
with the heir of the title of Baron and fine
fortune. AS soon as the young Baron came
400 rossestion of his property he ceased all
his T ons with his comrade. One day
son Que said TO the business man: "How
is your friend the Baron? Is he ruined?'
Il think so. for yesterday we passed each
otber on the boulevard and he ssluted me-"
French paper.