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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Nature has resolved that al the people
shall not emily themselves at once. With
the opening OF the season of outdoor sports
comes the time of trouble for the poor vic
tins OF Hay Fever. For them flowers have
no cd n. aud the summer little or no beauty
t. snuff, sneszs aud wipe their weeping eyes
for THREE or four successive months;-thIS il
ther pitable portion. Whether this form Of
CatarFh Ia called Hay Fever, Hay Cold, Rose
they suffer just the game. There Is no help
In sea voyages, there is no help in high
moutsin air. These only tighten the pocket
and leave the disease undated. But there
Is positive cure in EIy's Cream Balm. We
would cram these columns with grateful
letters OF the rescued. Try 1t aud Join them.
II you continue to suffer 1t Is because you
4Glect a remedy Us sure as II Is cheap aud
pleasant. 80 cents. D&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Mother Walton has prescribed this valua-
bic medicine for great many years IN her
private practice, and It has proved al untuil.
Ing specific in the treatment Of the many dis
Ordsrs to which the female constitution Is
subject. Mrs. Or. W. wishes to fully impress
on inc public that tho Tea Is rot like muny
nos:rums put up by unprinoipsl mon for
purposes 90 bass 40 will not mention them,
but is simply to Alleviate and Cure the many
lnoathly troubles from which all women
suffer. Price 81. For sale by ]. F. Shirk,
Logan & Co, also Ohas MsnkenelIer, Wheel.
luz, and r. X. McCoaahey, Bridgeport, or
mailed on receipt oil price BY Frazier Medi-
cine Co., Cleveland. p1W
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Mrs. Hardy, 10 Suffolk street, writes US that
she has been troubled with worms for some three
years, and that she used one vial OF Dr.. o. 40
LdRe's Termih0e, prepared by Fleming Bros,
large worms. Her usual good health Immediately
returned.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

It's too bad, Sir or Madam. but don't ge
frightened Your hair il falling of-thati
certain. A glance In the mirror, or an In
vestigating committee OF fipgers tell the dis
NAL story. We won't discuss the possible
cause. 1t IL enough that Pafker's Hail
Bslsam used now will prevent further de
struCtIon. Is your hair somewhat gray, too
and crisp? Alas, yes The Balsam will give
back the original color, sottness and gloss
Not dye, not oily, elegantly periumed, q
perfect dressing. sAW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
For You,,
Madam,

Whose Complexion berays
some humiliating imperfec-
ton, whose mirror tells you
that you are Tanned, Sallow
and disflgured in counte-
nance, or have Eruptions,
Richness, Roughness or un.
wholesome tints Of Complex
ion, We say use Hagan's Mag.
nolia Balm.
1t is a delicate, harmless
and delightful article, pro.
ducing the most natural and
entraHcing tints, the artiiici.
atty of which no observer
can detect, and which soon
becomes permanent It the
Magnolia Balm is judiciously
used.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

The moment there Is danger OF impairment
OF the mind from excessive nervous exhAus.
ton, or where there exist fore bodiuEs Of evil,
desire for solitude, stunning and avoiding
company, vertigo and nervous debility, or
when insanity MSS already taken place, PERI.
ma and MmG!in should DO implicitly relied
on. But 10 ever well to walt 80 long be-
fore treatment Is commenced. The early
symptoms are loss Of strength, sottness Of the
muscles, dim or weak sight, peculiar expires.
sion Of tbs face aud eyes, coated tongue, With
impaired digestion; orin Others, certain pow.
Toying comparatively good health. In all
these Pentna and NdnuliR should Gt once be
taken. pAK
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

The groatest medical wonder Of the world.
Warranted 10 speedily cure Burns, Bruises,
Cutg, Ulcsrs, Eslt Rheum, Fever Sores, Can.
cers, Piles, ChilblainS, Corns, letter, ChApped
Hands and all akin GruptionB, guaranteed "a
cure In every instance, or money refunded.
Is cents per box. For sale at Logan 4 Col
Bridge Corner Drug Store.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

The genuine SARATOGA HIGH Rock sPRrEs
WATER, for sale by all druggists by the dozen,
bottle or gallon. Address all orders TO TIE
high Rock spring Co., Saratoga Springs,
MY.
J. n. shirk and Logan & Co., agents at
Wheeling, and Z. K. McConahey agent at
Bridgeport pAw.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

De. PlERcE's PLEASANT Purgative Pellets
are sugaT-Coated and inclosed in glass b9ttley.
their virtues being thereby preserved unim-
paired for any length of time, in any climate,
so that they are always fresh anu reliable.
No cheap WO9den or pAsteboard boxes. By
druggists. wsAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
Aslatic Cholera,

which Is now devnstIt-
ing the Hast and AdYan-
cling on iu mission OF
death rapidly towards
our shores. Other djE-
eas,s Of the same sort
are DiphthtrtA, Typhoid
Fever, Scarlet Fever,
SMALLPOX, MeASleI, Vel.
low Fever, EEyMpelAS,
etc. All these generate
contagiOn. othe. dis.
eaSes-Feyer and Ague,
MAariAl Fever, etc,
arise from contAgion
which comes Of damp
ness, unhealthy AtuG.
lions or IincleRnneks.
All these diseases can
be cured only by stop
pIpg the production Of
DtseaS' Germs and de-
gtroying thoSs already
produced. Both these
results are accomplished
by the use OF Prof Bar
by's preparation OF Bor-
Aclc ACID aud Chlorine,
known as
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

By Dr.. Frazier's Magic Ointment. Cures
as ifby magic, Pinples Black Heads OF
Grubs, Blotohes, and Eruptions on the Face,
leaving the skin clear, healthy, ana beauti.
tul. Also cures Itch, Salt Rheum, Bore Nip
piles, Sore Lips, Old, Obstinate Ulcers and
Sores, etc.
Sold By all druggists and mailed on receipt
ofprice, 6ccents.
]. F. shirk and Logan & Co., Agents at
Wheeling, and K. K. McConahey, Agent at
Bridgeport. pAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Uncle-"Now, what would you say il
give you n shilling apieCe?" Master Jack
-"I'd rather you'd give mine to sis, uncle,
and told her 10 buy me shilling cannon,
rs pa eaid the first money 1 got should go
for that window broke."-LOndon Fun
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

SNo, I do not" she avered simply.
II THANK you" he said quite Us simply
"You make my painful explanation less
difficult for mt"
Then for moment while CLEAN Of more
than human pity soitened his gaze o.
human contempt, he silently regarded his
ungenerous foe.
1All our lives, Horace. he at length be.
gan with deep feeling, lyon aud lived
together like brothers. Your uncle was
like q father to me; you to him were dearel
than a son. He had neither vile mol
child, nor any living creature Of his kin L
share the election that he gave to you
were his pride, his hope, his all. But be
was stern man in his way, and Just. HaC
he known you as you were, protiigate ant
prodigal, he would never have allowed yot
! 70 inherit one iarthing Of his wealth. Bu
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
CREAM BALM
ELY'S

has gained an enviRb'e
reputation wherever
knowu, dlsilACing ali
o her prep nations. An
article oil undonbtCd
meTi,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

A townsville young man concluded to
sprinkle red pepper on the floor OF dance
hall, "iust Tor joke" The joke was car
ried out-and So was the young man. The
latter, however. was not carried out SC
quietly as the former.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
A sharp Thorn In the bourbon RIBS.

The Wheeling ISrELLIdEScER recently
entered upon its thirty-second year. Like
wine the 1STELLlGENCER grows better as II
grows older. 1t has done much for th'
Republican party Of West Virginia, and Il
d very sharp thorn in Bourbon ribs JUS
now. 1t is an enterprising, newsy, clear
uauaha mar
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

IHAD severe attacks Of gravel and kidney
trouble; was unable to get medicine or doc
tor TO cure me until I used Hop Bittsrs, and
they cured me in short lime.-A Dr.
TISGuIsHED LAWYER OF WAYSE County, n. Y.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Space does not permit US To name many OF the
uses TO which this great GcrmdeStroycr Ia ApplIcA'
bic Ask your Druggist for printed matter de-
Lchptiye Of It's usefuIneSs, or adde's
J. ii. ZEILIN & CO.,
Manufacturing Chemists, PHILADELPHIA.
90 cents psr bottle. Pint bottles si.eO.
Aut.lTh4W
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

SHILoH's vrrALlzRR is what you need for
Constipation, Loss OF Appetite, Dizziness and
all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. priCs 10 aud 20
Cents per bottle. Sold by McLain BEothesa,
and Ajax. T. Young. RLW.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

For Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint you
have printed guarantee on every bottle OF
Shiloh's VitaliEer. 1t never fails to cure.
Sold by McLain Brothers, and Alex. T.
Young. pAW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
MEDICAL.
CHOLERA!
PROF. DARBY'S
FLUID /!
The Most Powerful Antiseptic Known.
WILL PREVENT IHE Cholera,

The most powerful An.
ttseptic agent which
chemiStry has produced
It's use either internal.
" or externally renden
all Il comes In contact
with, pure, sweet and
clean-the production Of
dlSeaSs.gtr cesSes and
the patient IecovtFS,
When used on Ulcers,
8cAldS, Burns, EruptlOns
aud Sores Il stops all
Pain, sWeetenE ths parts
and promotes the rapid
formation Of healthy
Flesh,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Nor one complaint has ever been urged
against Hunt Insect Powder, the sunst shot
yet against bed bugs reaches, etc. Price %
cents, By all druggists
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

GINA, Is Long Branch an awinlly dirty
place?' "Why, no Child-what made you
think so?" "Why here is an advertise
ment that says washed by the tide twice q
day."-Burlt,,gton Free Press.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

ARE you made miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation. Dizziness, Loss Of Appetite,
yellow Skim Shiloh's Vitalizer Is q positive
cure. Bold by McLSin Brothers, and Alex.
T, Young. p4w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

sLEEPLEss NIGHTS, made miserable by that
terrible cough. ShiIOh's Cure Is the remedy
for you. Sold by McLain Brothers, and
Alex, T, Young. pGw.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
Continued
CHAPTER II.


CHAPTER II.
wonderful and mysterious curative power Is de-
yeloped which Ia so varied in It's operations thatno
disease or Ill health can possibly exist or reAst its
power, and yetitb
Harmless for the most frail woman, weakcs In.
valid or smallest child to use.
'tPatients
Almost dead or nearly dying"
For yearS, and given up BY physicians Of Btights
aud other kidney diseases, liver complaints severe
coughs called consumption, have been cured.
Women gone nearly crHEyl
From agony OF neuralgia, nervousness, wAkeiul.
meas and various diseases peculiar to women.
People drawn out Of shape from e1cruciatlng
pangs OF Rheumatism.
Inaamnatory and chronic, or suffering from
scrofulal
EryslpelSSl
Salt rhcum. blood poisoning. dyspepsia, lndIges-
ton, and in fact almost all diseases irRil
Have been cured by Hop Bttten. proof OF which
can DO found In every neiShbothood In the known
void. auiS TrhStw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

"DIDyou dust the furniture this morning,
Mary?' aaked the mistress. "No, ma'am,"
replied Mary, sit didn't need il; It had all
the dust on It that 1t could easily hold"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
mr.. !, r, SMITH,
No. i4O4 Chapline Street
Near Fourteenth street.

,,,as,ce Of 3 physicians success Is the
ne Des' 4, SiS tatienIS. The increasing demands
aE9Ca,5 \. services prove that have dealt
loi ny I'd fsrly with those who have committed
aono'smy, an i patients name without pernis.
s Ss SaSh have many h sIIs+ SOT ksd Seen
fOih w 4 iNrurAb,e, A thorough medical edu'
p'oaSS11 nh many years hospital experience and
cisSl, ~ ,'Iih thenDutic agents, C08e obsery'
Iia.GTsi peCl4AEities and strict AZ
90 n aygienC mAllESement nsptes suSSes
w., IS 4 pOsFi6le AnG tEukly give me pSSnt my
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Messrs. D. & ]. W. Cotton, of Winchester, lad,
happened last spring to get some Of DR.. @. Me-
lanes TsrmlfG0S. After selling fewbottles,,
the demand became 50 great for II that their stock
was soon exhausted. They state that It has pro,
duced the best effect wherever used, and Is very
popular among the people.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

A NASAL injector free with each bottle Of
3hiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cent?.
Sold by McLaln Brothers and Alex T. Young.
nav
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

FoR lame Back, Side or Chest use shiloh's
Porous Plaster. Price Is cents. Bold by No
Lain Brothers, and Alex. 7, Young. nav
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

lSbI fIlkes amounting
Application for rates TO clubs should be made
only 10 the Office oil the Company In New Orleans.
For further information, write clearly, giving full
address. Make 7. o, Money Orders payable and
address Registered Letters 10
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
New Orleans, La.
Ordinary letters by Nail or Express to
N. A. DAuPHN,
New Orleans La.
Isl2xsaw eo7 Seventh St. Warrington. D. G
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ktAt44k4kH4t*


Ia exposure In a sick
room, Cellar. Closet OF
stable purifier the at
mosphefe aud drives
away the germs Of dis
ease and death.
Taken internally 1,
puTiheS the stomach,
giving Il tone and
DeAlthy vIgor. ltisthul
thItit cures Indigestion
AID Dyspepsia.
When used as O Lotion
II destroys all Frcckle
and Blotch.pTodi;ctng
gains, leaving tie tkin
clear, white and trans
parent as that Of q little
child.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

DR.. G. H. Davis, Meridsn, Conn.,, ssye: ~
have used 1t as pleasant and cooling drink
10 ieyers, and have been very much pleased
vita It. TTm&w
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ItisA fact 9 tGblished
by Science that many
diseases are introduced
by putrlhcNtIon, which
repfOduces itself aud
propagGtes the disease In
ever widening ci;cles
These dlSeeSeI generate
contsgion AID oil the air
with death. Such Is that
dread Terror,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

AN advertisement calls for live grocers to
introduce new commodity to the public.
That is right. II dead grocers undertake
it they will Lrighten the people.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

CArARRH CURED, health aud sweet breath
secured by ShiiOh's Catarra Remedy. Price
so cents Nasal Injector free. Sold by Nc
I.Sin Brothers. and Ale1. T Young nav.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
Nm Tnrt.

Mrs, Twist, No. IS Avenue D, says she has been
troubled with worms for more than 4 year, and
that she took one bottle of DR.. @. NcLdHS'S Ccle-
6rlted TtrmiIRge, prepared by Fleming Bros,
which brought away from her over three hundred
worms, big and little. She now believes herself
to be entirely free from disease.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
MEDICAL.
HEAR THE WITNESSES!


NAV las, had spent at leSAt Ave Gn nsSIrsI
daS e i"i sRy Se ~ suffered e5stas,a
Eta 'iI1SpsS my btsI friends Gdyissd me that ne
5s iId 4 Tio .S s;' aDRG1ses1sE Shaw Xei
Il s. Ss SEs could feel charge for the bet.
' to $ $saA Ed SfS AK X boz q:
Eatsnii'irll :" I'D healed aud my akin began 70
.sa Ss RPp1,snS srvo . Pen IND lS S
Id Itkth 'msJ ,hr dis,.Rse remaining, and Ieel
dd have S; 1oSde tT Ss ny @
tUn'ss u hy ii.9.,, have recommended II 70
@ .SI every instance WIZ vS SSnPietss ,o sSG
a .e lGei!eVe that s. T. D. h% Ivy smiley "
syfdb.e DISEASE Quincy, H.
m swis sBSi s,, ,ryG sud ~ va I syea
~ igsiO'y Iy ~ specific relieved me promptly
a2S9oS an THINK it the greatest remedy Oh
heLte C. g. SPENCER,
sup't GI Works, Rome, Ga.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Group, WHoopIEG CoUGA and Bronchitis
immediately relieved by shiloh's Cure. Sold
BY McIain Brothers, and Alex. 7. Young.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Andrew Downing, of Cranburgh township, V0.
mango county, gave his child one teaSpoonful Of
Dr.. @. 4cLGAe'S PermLfH0c, and she passed III
She passed ia more.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15
Louisiana State LOTTERY Company


Incorporated In 1868, for Is years, by the Ieeisls.
ture for educational and charitable purpofesGWIlh
capital Oi q 900 0oo-to which reserve fund Of
$50. 900 has since been added,
BY an Overwhelming popular vote, is franchise
was made part OF the present State Constitution,
adopted December ?, A. D. 1879
The only Lottery ever voted Oh and endorsed by
the people OF any State. Il never scales OF post.
PONIES Its Grand Single Number Irawlng take
place monthly,
splendid opportunity 70 win fortune Tenth
Grand Drawing, Class II, at NEW ORLEANS
TUEsDAY, october 9th, ISS3-I8Ist
Monthly Drawing.
CAPITAL PRIZE, $4,000.
100000 Tickets at FIVE DOLLARS EACH.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-09-15

Jonathan Houghnan, of West Union. PARK
county, Iowa, writes that that he Is unable TO
supply the demand, as the people in his neghbor.
hood say, after trial Of the Others, that none is
equal to Dr.. C. 3ieLdEe's HtrmifE0s.
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.,.,,, -, , coDv Of The little book-lree.

ann REWARD will be paid % any Chem
S;VV mi ard, on the analysis Of l0o hotues . .:
" Ssg Of Mercury, IOcide FoeAun' " A"'
Eiae''' '''' THE SWIFT SPECIFIC GO.
IrnwRr Z Atlanta, Ga.
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Hofsford,s EcIa Phosphate ~ u Refrig.
Grant Drink IN Feyers.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1883-03-24
wsLnlIDuusu Republic.

How many people are there who
know that one of the smallest republics
in the world lies nestled on the south
ern slope of the Pyrenees? For many
hundred years it has remained neutral
whilst Frenchmen and Spaniards have
waged war after war, winning or losing
the province around it. Dynasties
have risen and fallen, the star OF
empire has shone over many nations
but amidst all upheavals and changes
it has remained republic. Yes, frail
Andorra has chung to its early indie
pendence and is to-day proof that in
the political as in the natural world
the reed outlives many hurricanes
which uproot the oak. 1t is probable
that even now. the existence of the
Andorres would be wrapt in oblivion
to the outside world, had not the
French begun to talk of annexlng the
doughty little republic. The posi-
bility that their independence, which
has survived after its own peculiar
fashion since the days of Charlemagne,
is now in danger of extinction, causes
us to turn with interest to inquire
little into their history.
Andorra has long been under the
nominal suzerainty or protection of
France, and of the bishops of Urgel-
Catalan ecclesiastics of the old Span
ish type Barely larger than an ordi-
nary county-its whole area is not
much more than $50 square miles-its
inhabitants are less than $4,000 in
number. Their chief occupations are
cattle-raising and, charcoal-making
and they Craze their flocks on the
sunny slopes of the Pyrenees, from
which they cut down the forests for
there fuel. A council-general of
vwenty-four members, presided over
" two syndics, watches the material
interests of the people. Two viguiers,
IT magistrates, and a judge discharging
me judicial duties of the republic, the
former being nominated by France and
the Bishop of Urgel, and the latter be-
ing appointed first by France
and then by the bishop. The
council holds its powers for four
years, and is elected in an old
itSnlOHeu way, reinlHulHy one Oh Ino
clan customs of the Scotch. The heads
Of four families in each parish meet
together and choose Cae delegate from
each locality. Here begins and here
md the political functions of the An
'iorrese. The ballot-hox is as unknown
to them as the poll tax, and the other
residents in each parish are supposed
to respect without question the ap
nointments made by their patriarchial
hiefs.
Every two years the Andorres pay a
tribute of $50 francs to the Bishop of
Urpel on the intervening seasons; but
for all that they deem themselves indie.
pendent, and as far as the outside
world is interested in their existence,
it is hoped that they may continue so.
-PhiladeLphio Bulletin.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1883-03-24
He'll Get Even.

A son of toll from one of the woodsy
counties of the State entered village
jewelry store few days ago, after a
walk of seven miles, and said to the
proprietor.
"Me an the old woman have been
disputing for the last three months
about eight-day clocks, and now I've
dropped in to have you settle the
matter"
"WeIl?"
"The old woman says an eight-day
clock is clock which runs eight days
if you forget to wind it up every night,
while say it's clock which takes
you eight days to wind it up"
"Your old woman is right"
SIS she?"
"She is" She's got the best of you
in this case"
"Waal, I'll be shot! But she needn't
do any growing over it, I've just heard
that her brother was dead, and being
she's ahead on the clock I'll keep the
news to myself to get even with her"
- Vol Street Daily Ne,oS.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1883-03-24
A Bad Husband.

A belated pedestrian going up Fort
street, in Detroit, at late hour the
other night, thought he observed a
figure crouching in the latticed porch
covering front door. The matter had
suspicious look, and he halted and
looked over the fence. go on now y
called the voice of female through
the gloom. "Do you live here?" nquir-
ed the man. Indeed, l do" Cant
you get in?" "Indeed, 1 can" "Well,
what are you waiting for?" he asked,
after pause. "What for?" she de
manded. would respectable woman
be crooked over here at this hour of
the night, with a club in her hand, if
she didn't expect her husband every
blessed minute?"