Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-06
IN yolly COMPANY.

A ine language. "Prucrastinsts -
20 put of, eh? Isee. Tres bienI Tnss
Ne man who ees drunk you procr,ss
| naie from the cars. Yer seempIe. w..
| fine lanGuage."-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
"Here sands q post" mo, ye b.
eos'n quote wrong, CUR" "But ths
| fipRer-poast ives bowed down ON
noisht and chap - stock she up ageri.
couldH read, ye seew-London Fuu.
WilIisk to let them lie: 'Iov.,,
weather, Tint Il - said one hotel ms.
| 10 another on wednesday; "brin,.
eyeryfhinG DIT Of the ground bloom
ina.S "Gfest Seotes" ssid the other. 80
hope not, fo5 my chief creditors a..
Buried MsA
A very thouxhtful women: ina,
west home tbs other night and togsd
his house locked up. After iniiuitr
trouke he managed to Eain en,ran-.
through q back window, and then dis.
covered on the pasor table note from
his wiz, reading: ~ have gone out
You will find the key on the stie OF n.
step."-Washington News.
Asstrspgers: "Hcncefortk We n,-,
as strapgeSsw exclaimed Brown, in ,
az of anger. "Thank you Bc,wn. INV
dear fellow gushed Rogg excessively.
"you always did treat strangers batter
than your friends and scquaips,nre,
and you make me eXceet ingly ssppy
that I am henceforth TO share in YOU,
distinguished considerstSn."-ESon
Transcript.
Plantation philosophy De humar fam.
ily Is 90 filed Wild pride in lite dat de ae.
sire for sliew does not stop NJ death. IL
often knowed women ter PEERLESS lieiss
on dar death.b bed an den tell what o.
ored dress dey wanted to be buried 10.
Eft tuck rs much OBJ u struggle ter pt
sober I peber would have laid out IN d
rain all night. De machinery ob du
life Is a mighty contrary arrangement.
De thing dat yer Oughtenter do Is mighty
easy, but de thing yer olgEier' c,rn-
pIish is powerful hard.-Arksnsas
Traveller,
MASTERY of English Prose" Next
10 the pleasure that prevades the cosrI.
dors of the soul when It Is entranced by
the Willing witchery that presides over
it consequent upon she almost divine
productions OF Mozart, Haydn aud
Handle, whether these are executed by
magician concert parts in deep sni
richly natured melody from artistic
modulated intonatiOns OF the finely
cultured human voice, or played by
some fingered musician upon the
trembling strings OF the harp or pisnO.
comes the charming delight We ex.
pcrience from the mastery Of English
proee. Report OF Grafton Mas,
Scnool Committee.
His burrows long enough: \ laaI
agent wanted a Kentucky farmer /,
emigrate to Dakota, as he WAS not
making his living In the old Common
wealth. What Inducements do yoa
Offer" asked the farmer. 1--WE HAYS
the richest lands, the finest wheat. the
b, st water, the latest stock and the
bigyc,t farms in the world" "ic.."
doub,ingly teIrupted the hrmr.
"Why, man, on one Of those 10 farm.
they blow u furrow five miles long"
What" They plow furr1w five
miles long" THAT ends it, stranger.
Don't talk Dakota to me. IT,. all !
can do to pillow one ofthese little Iiny.
ward burrows here In Kentucky. AMI
II il was five miles long ] never would
get to the end Of II. Gee, whoa, Buck.
VII ur therew and he started across the
patch, leaving the agent sitting ~ The
irrce.- Detroit Free Press.