Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1883-06-06
FEMALE FANC,ES.

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the sidewalk.
THERE'S a difference between the
affabillty of young girl and the tatfy-
bility of the experienced hirt.
THE young Italian girl who left her
barber bridegroom to go back to her
parents gave him clean cut.
WHEN an elderly maiden lady adorns
herself with false hair, false teeth, paint,
powder, etc., she is "making up" for
lost time.
THE worst thing that can happen to a
girl is to have all the curl taken out OF
the feathers of her new hat the first time
she wears it.
A SWELL young husband thinks it a
shame that bis wife should kiss her two
pug dogs dozens of times a day, and
then think it great bore if he asks her
to kiss him twice.
IT is said that ladies whose feet, like
the hand of Providence, cover every
thing, are bitterly opposed to the short
walking dresses, which they declare to
be growing shorter and shorter.
go, DEAR! you've driven that hairpin
way into my head, screamed a lady GUS
toner to the milliner, who was fastening
bonnet on head. "Sorry, mum, " re-
piled the woman, accidents will air
PIN.
81 HAVE a very dear lover, II years
old. What shall | send him for birth
day presents" Sendhim NOUS
tache cup, dear. Consult the advertis-
ing columns of some college paper, if
you cannot afford new one.
A MAN uptown, who occasionally
takes his better half to the theater, is
always pointing out women who are bet
ter dressed than she, and yet he growls
if she asks him for so cents a month to
buy new lace ruching for her best silk
dress.
ETIQUETTE: Hollis Hollworthy, 'S3-
SIS Miss Roseleaf at homer" Recently
acquired treasure (who had been care
fully instructed with regard to calIers)-
''Yis. but I can't let We upstairs till
ye've putt yer name IN the dish. - Hdr-
card L0n1poOn.
ga SOFT answer" etc.: Stout lady
passenger (wincing-he had trod on her
best corn)-''Phew!- clumsy" Polite
old gent-"Very sorry, my dear madam,
but if you had foot large enough to be
seen such an accident couldn't occur. -
Punch.
SHE who makes her husband and
children happy, who reclaims the one
from vice and trains up the other to viz
tue, is much greater character than la
dies described in romances, whose
whole occupation is to murder man
kind with shafts from the culver of
their eyes.
MRS. KNOwsALLABoUTIT, Just home
from Paris, says that Worth's favorite
design for summer dresses this season is
the short basque and trimmed skirt that
gives straight lines and full effects.
Full effects" be it understood, have
nothing whatever to do with intoxica-
tor.
THERE are nearly million less males
than females in the United States. If
anybody doubts this, he has but to
spend a week at a summer hotel, or
without feeling like hog and villain.
Boston Transcript. Or, go to Bos-
ton.
Pedestrians are to be charged cent
for crossing the Brooklyn bridge; but
we suppose if a man walks over without
speaking he will not be required to dis
gorge, for doesn't ''silence give as
ent?''-N. Y. Star. If silence gives
assent, women can't go, for they would
be pennlless.
At a recent English wedding the mag
niicent bridecake, weighing about 100
weight, was in three tiers, each of me-
dallions, with basket and packets of
flowers, with pillars between; from each
was cornucopia of flowers. The whole
was surmounted with a vase to hold the
bouquet of the bride. At the base OF
this superb structure of confectionery
art were cupids, shells, etc.
A DRESS is to be exhibited in London,
embroidered with fine wire thread, SO
arranged as to form myriads of tiny in
candescent lamps, and connected with
conducting wires terminating in the
| heels of the wearer. The dress does not
attract attention until the wearer places
her heel upon one of the small buttons
| in the floor, contrived for the purpose
and connected below with an electric
generator. The effect is magical; the
| whole costume bursts into a dazzling
brilliancy, and remains so as long as the
wires continue in contact with the cleo.
trio current. The patentee hopes tc
| have this costume or some modification
of 1t adopted for the stage.