The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1883-06-27
ABOUT WOMEN.

t scrbles woman as ''the grand GRO Hn-
: ing act of creative power. Mr..
Devereux Blake's opinion on that
t point is not known.
Miss Raumbel, native of India.
/ IS sad to be the most learned woman
} in the world. She is twenty years old.
) and can read, write and speak in
twelve languages.
When Patti and Nilsson meet IN
the next world of course thew won't
consent to sing at the same time, and
we'd just like to know which are to
be considered the off nights.
Tennessee wives are brought up to
know who runs the house. One tried
to drown herself the other day be-
cause she had broken a platter and
was afraid to face her old man.
Twice in her lite a Maine woman
has been struck by lightning, and
she is alive yet. Her husband was
struck once with a poker, and mon
ument marks his place of sojourn.
Did you ever notice how suddenly
a timid woman who is humming an
| operate ala will switch off on to q
religious hymn when 4 storm comes
up and she hears the first clap of
thunder?
There are 100 female clerks en-
ployed in the Bank OF France, who |
after year or two receive an annual |
salary of 5000. They have rooms
apart from the men and are superin-
tended by officials of their own sex
and are very effectual workers.
In India the wife cooks the dinner,
the husband eats all he wants, and
then, If anything is left the wife eats
This looks hard, but 1t should be re-
membered that it gives the lady
more time tor conversation.
A New York woman who has had
three husbands says of petting: "A
woman who is content to spend her
lite III a mans arms is not good
for anything else tnan pet, and if
her husband doesn't get pains in
his arms and tell her so before
many years she can bless her stars :
THE New Bedford (Mass.) Stan
dard is first in the field to nominate
Gen, Crook for presidency.
The Washington Post says that
there must be a radical change IN the
of justice or the crimes I
of Its own officials will soon consti- J
tute the chief business OF the fedora!
grand iuries.
For the present Mr.. Dorsey steps I
down and out of the star-route cases.
But there is no lack of distinguished
Another ex-senator takel
MS place beside Mr.. Brady IN the
lock. and the show drags on.-Phil-
,delphia Record.
Atty.-Gen. Classify (Dem.)' of u
pennsylvania is reported to have p
ecently expressed his belief that the b
epublicars would carry both the Il
ity OF Philadelphia and the state of =
'ensylvanla next fall. but would be II
ure to lose the presidency in 1884. Il
The star-route verdict will be .
card from in 1854. Ingersol may let -
le Washington mob swill his punch
nd the Jury may all have the delirium
-emans, but the judgement of the su
atoms jury is to be rendered a o.
ear from next November at the bal its
Free Press. GU
fe,
Mr.. Parnell is reported to have vo
luz
id recently when asked how he "
as affected by the Papal excomnu- 81
cation: 4 don't know what it will
, for me in the next world, but it
IS made my fortune in this His sig
strmonial fund is rapidly nearing tle,
( intended sum of SIcS.ooo, ;>
bat
nile before the pope's circular be
IS issued there WAS little prospect =. l5l
il ever reaching $50, 900