Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-02-16
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!. Thcy crled-their ewes with laughter dim
C u guess there's no one mashed but him.
+, Weather yain-Vcnnor
Lock jaw-mumps.
= A-cross-stick Gail II I'll.
Music racks-that's just about 50.
Wrecks on the coast-broken sleds.
What storm! Found your hat vet?
Who said Virgins was weather beaten?
"A dlsagrecabc member of the board
silver.
A prominent Standing in society-wal
flowers.
Seldom Brush is the name Of Michigan
man. lie lives up to it.
man over the lake calls his scales
"Ambush'-becauso they lie in weight.
A Lamollle county woman wants to carry
the mails. Wait till leap year.
y small-slzcd Bennington man always
speaks of the approach Of his fiery tenn
perci wife as 'the coming rage in hair"
Simon Moon sends US the pleasant inform
alton that he has had an addition to his fam-
ly. Foreman, pick up that weather report
hcad-Ncw Noon.
They went fishing. She looked languidy
at him and said II wish the fish would bite
at your ho TX if | was fish would" He
caught on, but she didn't.
When Johnny Dumpsey sleeps with his
father he says he finds himself below par
in the morning.
a man in Brownlpgton takes his family to
church in sleigh dra Sn by an OK. That's
one way TO csc p. the sermon.
One Of the college la'taljcn mark.men
says that no one is SO ready to wipe out old
scores ~ the freshman who has not made a
point in the entire match.
An abscnt-minded youag man kisstd his
mother with lighted cigar in his mouth
She afterwards told some inquisitve lady
friends that she had been son-burneJ.
The difference between long and short
yarn is very well illustrated by the difference
of ones feelings in holding skcin for one S
grandmother or for ones sweetheart
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'"'c'Ss 'c""'uS persistent ehort' even
Win gun 'ha' won so on ohvcr Chl!ds
attempted 10 SHOOT amad dog The gun
'''''SeH i''r' iie 'Aeh raised the weapon ana
khocNel the dog on the head with the
Ufe'ch' Inc gun went OIL aud killed Child..
y 10 year "Id school boy In Union City,,
Felh' weighs 20 pounds. 1t makes 1t very
announcement Tor the teacher when he refuses
10 come up on the stage AMI speak his little
piece
Apropos of the statement tLntit takes sixty
cents to stop Il railroad train, Blobsou wants
our estimates ON how much costa IN sion
IL lady's train. He saws that he tried If ut
Popuity's reception. the other evening" and
it est lin, besides hi. apolo,y. seven DOL.
lars for ruined material and two dollars for
dress..uakcr,' bills. Keen vour station
Blol,sln, and then You won't lave to stop
the TAIN.
They 20, ont of milk at A temp,ranc, cof.
fee.h5usc down country. the other dav. and