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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Blood Poisonins-An Alarming Discovery.
Half the people are suffering and many
die from this fatal complaint. Diseases OF
the kidneys and liver are the principal
causes. As cure we can only recommend
German Hop Bitters.-JOur,idl of Health.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

HAY-FEvER. have suffered for the last
ten years from Hay-Fever. desire to testi-
j. MAIDHoF, 4Q1 Broadway, N. Y. 80 cts.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Buchu-paiba." Complete cure, all an.
noying Kidney Diseases, irritation. 81.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

FRUITS of tho seas. s.on-wrecks. "Cut-
ting up shines THE worker in precious
stonos,-BOston Star.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

FAYETTEVILLE, ARK.-Rev. T. ]. Reilly
says: al used Browns Iron Bitters for
indigestion and chills with entire salts
faction"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Wells Rough on Corps." 15c. Ask for it.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

LADIES and sickly girls requiring gentle
and reliable stinulant, will find Browns
Iron Bitters beneficial.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18
..Ienn's sulphur SOAP

A CARPENTER is plane man.--Arkdnsd,o
Traveller. This augurs well for whoever
adz To it.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

WRIGHTsvILLE, PA.-Rev. Elijah Wilson
says: "Brown's Iron Bitters have per-
manently cured me of chills and fever"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

LYONS Heel Stfepers keep new boots and
shoes straight By shoe and hardware dealers.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Judge J. b.. Foraker, the nominee
of the Ohio Republicans for Governor,
y graduate Of Cornell University, Now
York.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

"WE have never had bottle returned"
ertthe props of Browns Teeth'g & Cordial.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18
SicIx-Headache.

"CAN man servo two masters" Ger
tainly, sailors on schooners can.-Ihe
.IiLndP,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

CLOSE quarters-The twenty five cent
pieces boarded by a misery. Y Ne,cs.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

VIC have made specially Tor nve ycafa OF DIrIh0
aleag ae Premiums 20 those who get up eSbs for our
Tare, Teas of all kinds, from % to 20 GENT, per
pound. WedO very large Tea and Coffee business,
each day sILyER.PLATED CASTERS rs
PrsmiuLns@ r r. q @ with 80, Y and $40 orless WHITE
TIA SETS with si5, GOLD HAND or M0Ss
ROSE SETS of 4 pes, or OINyER SETS,
OF 1O8 pes, with SEQ orders, and Host of other
Premiums; Send us Postal md mention Ihis Paper
and we VIII send You full Price and Premium
List Freight Charges average 20 cents per 0l Ms. TO
points West. GREAT LONDON TEA 60,
SOB wanhingtoa Street, Boston, Mass.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18
RE.INYESTIGATED.

THE warm weather brings the dogs to
muzzlin' and summer pants, l..u
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

IT does not matter how well the gardener
tries to do--he is always slipping.-Boston
Star.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
flies, reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin. 15c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few.
erishness, restlessness, worms. Tasteless
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewern
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

The man who drinks can not conceal It
from the world. His habit is red in his
nose, ~
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Look Wen to the Name.
The only genuine German Hop Bitters have
the word German blown in the bottle.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

ANYTIME" is the name of a post.onlc
In kentucky.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

HANLAN is called the aquatic lion, and
when he Is in his scull the lion can row'er.
Someruille Journal.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

Communicates freshness and purity to the
complexion. Hills Hair Dye, black or
brown, 50c. HH t F
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

THE sleepy brakeman knows what car
buncle do in tight place.-N. o. Picayune
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

PEOPLE pretend to go to the salt sea to
get the fresh air.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

WHERE are the fragments of the boy who
"burst into tears"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

N three months Any person who will take ONE PILL
y be restored 70 sound health II such thing be possible
hyscians use them In their practice Sold every where
:: JOHNSON q CO., Boston, Mass.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18
LITTLE T'EE-HEE.

IL was over tho sca, in the land of tea,
by tho beautiful river they call Yang Tse,
To which an additional name they hang,
Making tho river Yang Tse KinnP,
A baby was born In q Chinese town;
But n look OF scorn and terrible frown
Der the face OF the father was seen to curl,
When he learned that his baby was only n
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18
WALK MORE, AND SLEEP soUNDLY.

Mr. JONI W. COLE. Principal of the Gale School.
Troy, n. Y, writes us:
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-18

sE IA S1f1 per Gay at home. Samples worth q s
W w 0kU free. Address sTINsoN & d, portland. .Ms
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
WHY Stoves Are Used in Cars.

The railway men continue to heat
sheir cars with stoves and to light them
with kerosene lamps, because the public
Is at ordinary times perfectly satisfied
with stoves and lamps, says the New
York Times. Mr.. Vanderbilt once tried
the experiment of lighting his cars with
candles, but the travelling public abused
him for his alleged parsimony, and de-
manded to have the kerosene lamps put
back OF course, when q carload of
passengers has been roasted by an up
set stove, the railway companies are
violently abused for heating their cars
with stoves, but month after the trag-
edy is over the public is again perfectly
satisfied with the stoves. A coal-stove
heats q car to that unbearable degree of
heat that the travelling American citizen
demands. No other method of heating
would satisfy him, for without the sight
of red-hot stove he could not be con-
vinced that he was comfortably warm.
Were the stoves to be taken out, and
the cars to be heated either with steam
from the locomotive or with hot water,
the majority of passengers would
grumble. They would insist that they
were not warm enough. and that the
company was too parsimonious to pro-
vide its cars with stoves. OF course, in
time, even the grumblers would become
convinced that they could be comforta-
bic without soaring their eyeballs by
gazing on red-hot stove, but the re-
moval of the stoves would at first be q
very unpopular measure. The railway
companies, know this, and they natur-
ally continue to heat their cars with
stoves. They are far too intelligent to
confound temporary cutlery made by
the press just after the occurrence Of a
railway accident with the real wishes of
American railway travellers.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
A Personal Illustration of How to Make
Home Happy.

The other night Jones went home in
one OF those heavenly moods which
seem TO fit n man for better world, and
after supper was over and the children
had gone to bed, he sat down to spend
an evening Of unllloyed bliss with Mrs.
j. The fact was, pretty book-agent
had sold him new work that day,
elbow to Make Home Happy" and
though he thought it best at present to
leave it at the Office and gradually in
troduce it into the family circle, he was
inspired by perusal of it TO do better.
So he drew the most comfortable
chair in front of the blazing coal-fire in
the parlor CRATE and seated himself for
the evening, while Mrs. j. filled rocker
on his right.
II say, Maria, this is comfort" he
said, holding the newspaper between
him and the too ardent glow of the fire. :"
I'm glad you think so," answered
Maria, shortly. perhaps if you had
your back to cold room without any
fire or prospect of one, you might feel
differently. You know the sitting-room
stove"
Jones felt that he had started on an
unluclly subject, and he fastened to
guide the steed of conversation into
smoother paths.
THAT reminds me, Maria, of the old
happy past Do you remember when /
used to visit you at your fathers, and
we would sit for hours gazing into the
glowing depths of u wood fre?"
meandered Jones.
81 should think I did" responded
Mrs j., al used to wonder if you would
ever go. Mother was waiting to set the
buckwheat cakes, the last thing, and we
always had them heavy for breakfast.
How you used TO hang on and how
spooney you were"
Failure number two; but Jones had
braced up to stay in and make home
happy for one evening, and the moral
rectitude OF his purpose sustained him.
They've started a reading club over TO
Sawyer's, hear" he remarked pres
emily.
"To keep him home, nights, s'pose,"
suggested Mrs. Jones. "Well it will
take club, and a good strong one, to
do it, though, for my part, should be
glad to have him out of the way if he
was my husband. wonder if he will
ever get his wife that seal-skin cloak
he's been promising her!'-
"Yes," said Jones family, she brought
it home tonight. y
mo! You don't mean il! Well,
will say this for Tom Sawyer, he's gen
erous to fault. And he's really bought
her seal skin, and their pew is right
in front of ours! What luck some
women do have. l suppose it's luck"
and Mrs. Jones sighed in a depressed
manner.
Mr.. Jones took his hat and said there
was man-a customer of his-that was
in town stopping at the hotel, and he
had nearly forgotten he had an appoint
ment with him on business, and Mrs. j.
skipped cut and ran over to Sawyer's
and tried the new sealskin on. and the
next day Jones gave that copy of ''How
to Make Home Happy" to his office boy
and told him to sell it at secondhand
book store and keep the money.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
TWO Kinds Of Pull.

There was storm-door lying on the
sidewalk on Larned. street yesterday I'D
front of saloon, and pedestrian
halted and inquired the matter;
"Vhcll, you see, put dot door oop
dis morning TO keep oudt der cold.
II see"
"Eafcrypody who comes in pushes on
der door when dey should pull, und SO
puts oop II sign of Pull on him.
That's right.
.Vhcil, along comes man una ne
says der sign is too small. 1t vhas sooch
ieedle Pull dot nobody pull hard
enough to open der door"
That's philosophy"
"Und so take of dot sign und put
up a great big Pull und der first man
who WANTS 10 come in takes long
breath, braces his feet, und pulls del
door off her hinges.
"And what will you do now?"
"Vhell. | guess hat my son Shon
sthand oudt here und tell folks to pull q
leedlc hard, but moi too hard, und Il
somebody pushes When be should pull !!
pellet dot | keep derdoor wide open und
put up some sign OF: "Bleasc WALK
Right In"
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
Waiting Time.


One day grand Post-oiiicc Off
cial at Washington happened to be
passing through government office
with which he was not connected. There
he saw man standing before the fire
reading newspaper. Hours afterward,
returning the same way, he was shocked
to find the same man, legs extended,
before the same fire, still buried in the
columns of a newspaper. ''Hallo, sir!'
cried the indignant Head of Depart
ment, ''what are you doing?"
Cant you see what am doingp"
was the answer.
''Sir, came through this Office four
hours ago, and found you reading the
paper; returned, and you are still
wasting your time in the same manner. !"
Every true; You have stated the case
to a nicely"
Hereupon the Head of Department
naturally fires up. "What is your name,
sir?" he said.
''Well, l don't know that my name
is any affair of yours-what is your
namep"
''Sir, would have you know that l
am so-and-so of tho postoflice!"
'Indeed! well, lam very glad to hear
it. l am, sir, simply one of the public,
who has been kept waiting here for
four hours for an answer to simple
question, andI shall be too much obliged
If You will use your influence to get me
attended to.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
Mourning Six Months.

Sam Johnsing borrowed a black suit
from Uncle Nose to attend the funeral
of Sans father-in-law, Sam promising
to return the habiliments of woe as soon
as the obsequies were over.
Uncle Nose did not lay eyes on Sam,
norwas the garb OF bereavement return
ed for three weeks, until, on turning the
corner of Austin Avenue and Pecan
street, Uncle Nose ran right out against
Samuel the mourner. He had on tho
identical habilimentS of woe, but they
looked as if they had suffered more than
Sam.
Didn't yer tole me yer was gwine to
bring them ar clothes back as soon as
yer fodder-in-law was planted?"
81 did promise dat ar, Uncle Nose,
but my wife says hit wouldn't be 'spect-
full to de memory oh de remains to 90
outer mourning for six mumfs at de very
least, "-Tcr0S SifingS.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
NAV NOT return aloner'


SO Prue and are left with only the
servants. Such fortnight as that is OF
suspense and anxiety!
But at last Julie is pronounced out OF
danger.
In four more weeks-oh, how joyful
ly we greet the intelligence!-shc is
coming home. With the growing cool
ness of the weather, auntie writes us,
the fever has abated, and our sisters
has been the last case.
1t is a bright afternoon, and with faces
full of delighted and eager anticipation,
Prue and l await the coming of our
dear ones.
Soon we hear the sound of approach
ing wheels, and the carriage drives up
to the gate.
Mr.. Grcy's familiar form alights first,
and then auntie; and then he lifts out
with tender care slight figure, (which.
turning, takes his proffered arm, and
leaning upon it, advances 10 meet us.
Our darling-so nearly lost to us! If
she never knew it before, she surely
knows now how very dearly her sisters
love her.
~ protest against monopolyr' cries
rich deep voice beside us. ''Have you
no welcome TO spare for your aunt and
future brother-in-lawp' And in that
way the story is told.
ERNEST says that he has loved me
from the first" Julie says to me con-
fidentially, later, ''but that he was de-
tered for speaking because he thought
that cared for Ralph Morgan. And 1,
in my turn, believed that he loved Prue.
Ii hadn't been so very sick, l don't
suppose the truth would lever have come
out"
1T has been misconception all
round" say, with conviction. ''Prue,
too, has thought that you cared for
Ralph for, Notwithstanding that ] am
breathes, she has refused him twice"
| am right, as the sequel shows. That
afternoon, when emerge from my room
equipped for walk TO Cragghcad,
whittier am going TO carry message
from auntie to Miss Morgan, Prue meets
me; an unusual flush crimsons her fair
face, and her eyes evade mine rs she
holds out to me an exquisite white rose
bud surrounded by fragrant border of
heliotrope.
'.Dot," she says, Il heard You say
thatcyou were going to Cragghead this
afternoon. VIII you give this to Ralph
for me?"
''lndeed l will" | exclaim, as | clasp
her about her slight waist and kiss her
heartily, ''and gladly tool Poor Ralph!
you have been cruel to him, Prue.
The rose does its mission, for Ralph
reads its message aright-as what lover
would not?-and all misconceptions at
last at an end. four hearts are ms full of
bliss as mortal hearts can-bc this side of
Elysium
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
ORDER FOX pUBLTCI yy0N

STATE OF MICHIGAN: In the Circuit Court
Charles II. Triton, Complainant VS.. Ciaris.a 4
Tiiton, Defendant.
Upondue preof by affidavit that ClarissaA. TIL
ton the defendant in the aboveentiticd cause pen
ing ~ this Court resides out OF the said State
Of Michigan and In the township Of Bristol, On
tario county, State of New York and on motion
Of s. II. Smith, Solicitor for Complainant,
It's ordered that the said defendant do an
pear and answer the bill of complainant
filed inthe said eause within four months from
the date Of this order. else the said bill of com
plainant shall be taken rs confessed; And fur
Their that this order DO published, within twenty
days from this date in THR TiMEs, n newspaper
printed In the said County of Shiawassee and
be published therein once In each week for si =
weeks In succession: such publication however
shall not be necessary In case a copy of this
orter be served on the said defendant, verson.
ally. at least twenty days before the time
herein prescribed for her appearance.
Dated this sth day Of April A. ID. rss,.
5. \. SMITH, Solicitor for Complainant.
CHARLHs III. HurcuIxs, Circuit Court Commis.
sioner, for Shiawassee County.
True Copy. Attest, FRANK E.wsLcH, Register.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
The Princess Smoking.

A package of cigarettes was placed
before the Princess Louise, and, with
that ease that comes from practice, she
lit one and pulled as even n volume of
smoke from her sweet lips as ever came
from the mouth of Spanish student.
She smoked cigarette after cigarette,
and talked and laughed like a young
schoolgirl on lark. The Princess is
remarkably beautiful, her countenance
glowing in every feature with the stamp
of royalty. She resembles strikingly
the pictures of Queen Victoria in her
early womanhood. She has the Prince
Albert nose and eyes, however. Her
skin glows with changing tints Of
pinky Wilderness, and when she laughs
the whole face becomes suffused with q
healthful bloom, and the large eyes
sparkle with bewitching mirthfulness
Her eyes are slightly darker than hazel,
and match her hair, which appeared to
be abundant. At the back twas thrown
into soft entwining braids and gathered
into q net, while from the crown of the
head it fell in loose puffs on her white,
queenly face. A dark brown satin bow
served the purpose of n diadem. Hei
mouth is small and the lips dark car.
mine, and dimpled chin adds to the
already abundant charms of her face.--
Louisville C0nrier-Journdt.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20

''Oh, Loosen tho curls that you wear. Jeanette,
Let me tangie my hand in your halr, my pet"
hor the world to me had no dantcr sight
white.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
Jeanstto's Hair.

oh, loosen the curls that you wear, Jeanette,
Let me tangie my hand In your hair, my pet"
Eor the world TO me had no danticr sight
Ihan your brown hair yelling your shoulders
white.
twas brown with a golden gloss. jeanette.
iL was liner than the silk OF the floss, my pot,
Twas beautiful mist falling down TO your
wrist,
Twas a thing to be braided and jeweled and
kissed.
Twas the lovclicst hair in the world my pet.
Ny arm was the arm Of clown, Jeanette.
u was sinewy, brlstled. and brown, nv pot,
But warmly and softly II loved to cares
Your round white neck and your wealth OF
trcsa,
You- beautiful plenty of hair, my pet
Your eyes had y swimming glory, jeanette,
Revealing the old, dear story. my pot;
rhey were gray with the chnstcned tingc Of the
w sky
when the trout leaps quickest to snap the
And they matchsd with your golden hair, my
Your lips-but have no words Jeanette,
They were fresh as the twitter of birds, my
pct.
when he spring Is young, ana the roses are
With the dew-drops in each red bosom set,
And they suited your gold-brown hair, my pet.
0h, You tangled my life in your hair, Jeanette,
Twas silken and golden snare my pet,
hut so semitic the bondage, my soul did i'm
lhe right to continue your slave cvcrinorc,
With my fingers onmeshcd in your hair, my
pei.
Ihus ever dream what'you were, jeanette
With your lips and your eyes and your hair, my
pct.
Ia the darkness Of dosoIatc years moan,
And my tcaIs tall bitterly over the stone
Miles O'Reilcy.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
Didn't RESIGN Soon Enough.

The life of the Nevada police official
is not always happy one, as the fol-
lowing letter of resignation will show:
1--WE step down and out with q feeling
of relief. We are few grains heavier
than when we assumed the responsible
tiles of keeping the peace of this neigh
borhood, having during that time ac-
quired what may be termed lead poison
ing. Wcyburn's bullet we continually
carry in our lung, and it is constant
reminder to us that life is uncertain.
Since we have been constable of this
town our receipts from that Office have
been $500 less than what 1t cost us to
get partially cured of ourbullct wound. !"
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20

Very many farmers who have ponds,
artificial or natural, on their premises,
have tried the cultivation ofcarp. Poba-
ably 100, 600 OF these fish were distribute
ed by Professor Baird at Washington
last Fall, and about $4,000 carp ponds
have been furnished. In November
there were 10000 applications for them
on file, and each day from 80 to 100
more we're being received. This great
demand is owing 10 the value OF this
rapid-growing fish, and the compare
tive ease with which it is kept.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20
Sensitive Feelings.

1.-THE very next time l meet you"
exclaimed an angry man to a passer-by,
"I'll whale you till you can't standup."
"What's the matter?" asked an ac-
quaintance.
you see, owe the devilish fellow,
and he persists in meeting me.
"Does he insultingly remind you Of
your obligation by speaking of it in the
presence of others"
mo, he never says anything"
'Then what right have you to COM
plainP"
"Why, he knows devilish well that it
is embarrassing for me to meet him, that
it makes me feel bad, but when he sees
me coming he doesn't get out of my
way. Why doesn't be leave town until
/ pay mp''--Littlc Rock Gazette.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20

A hunter fired Mt bird as il few over
the door-yard of an Arkansaw residence.
A boy that was playing around was
struck by a couple of shot, and his loud
cries brought his father to the scene
''What have you doncp" he demanded
of the hunter, drawing p revolver. 81
beg ten thousand pardons." exclaimed
the hunter. I'm my eagcrness to secure
the bird fired thoughtlessly, and / feal
l have seriously wounded your son. y
"Son!' said the old man. II thought
you had hit my dog. Mind how you
shoot around here. Tor If you put q shot
into that dog III cut off both youi
ears. -
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1883-04-20

Two brothers in Georgia were mar
ried on the same day, have each 81,
children, and the combined ages of thu
children Is the same.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1883-01-27
Saturday Morning, Jan. "a, 1883.

"Another Panic in Church" says n
headline. Somebody must have start.
cd to pass around the contribution box