Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-08-27
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ofthe springs tasted alike. There are about forty
springs Saratoga After tasting nearly half of these
he began to have queer feeling inside him. After |
spending most of the day this way. he went to bed
1t seemed if all the water-works of the lower re-
giors raising riot within him, After several |
hours of agony he thought of Perry Davis's Pain Kill
err 1t gave him relief aud comfort and charmed him
to sleep.
The only kind of weeds that easily exterminated
"a widows.
"Mean people take advantage of their neighbours
difficulties annoy them" Mean diseases, such as
piles, rheumatism, constipation, dyspepsia, malaria,
lame backs etc. take advantage of peoples exposures
and attack them. 1t is then tina: Kidney-Wort ap-
pears the field and by its timely agency puts to
this flock of evil ailments 1t is friend in need
| and therefore friend indeed.
The home-stretch-Putting down a carpet.
Nothing so simple and perfect for coloring as the
Diamond Dyes. For carpet rags. better and cheaper
than my other dye-sutfs.
| The early ant catches the picnic sandwich.
Youthful Indulgence in Pernicous Practices pur-
sued in Solitude, is most startling cause of Nervous
and General Debility, lack of selEconfdence and Will
| Power, Impaired Memory, Dependency, and other
attendants OF wrecked MANHOOD sufferers Sn0ulu
address, with three letter postage stamps for large
illustrated treatise, pointing out unfaing means of
perfect cure Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, NY
Hew to aquire short hand-fool around buzz
saw.
Beautiful women made pallid and unattractive
by functional Irregularities. which Dr. Piercc's "Favo
rite Prescription" will infalliby cure. Thousands of
testimonials. BY druggists.
A social gathering-taking up the collection.
BEEcHER's BAD HEAD.-For two months in the year
Henry Ward Beecher can't preach. In August and
September he takes his vacation and endures the
set of the hay fever. And it is. he says something
terrible and tremendous with hay fever isn't
accountable for his actions. He is merely wild
beast-frantic with snuffiug sneezing and headache.
His eyes red and is his nose. Every nerve in
his skull thrills with distress and his head is foun-
tain of tears. He lives only to fly from seaside to
mountan-top in search of relief.
And yet, whether we call this form of Catarrh hay
fever, rose-fever hay-cold rosecold, Elys Cream
Balm will cure it. This remedy is simple, pleasant
and easy of application. Placed in the nosts it pen
and soothes the affected parts at once, restores
the impaired and creates healthy secretions in
cases of the longest standing. You cannot away
from hay fever but you drive it from you by using
Ey's Cream Balm.
But yet woman-Dr Mary Walker
1t seems impossible that remedy made of sucl
common, simple plants as Hops. Buchu Mandrake
Dandelion, &c should make so many and such grea
cures as Hop Bltters do; but when old and young
rich aud poor pastor and DOCTOR lawyer and editor
all testify to having been cured by them, you mus
th
THE latest wrinkle" in cuffs is caused by the heat
There Is constant effort on the part of that grin
u monster Disease" to become master of mortal mar
4 Only careful observance of natural laws can rende
his efforts unavailing Yet too often injudcious e,
cesses sudden changes too great exposure, imprope
food other abuses of ma ture open the gateway an
, Disease gains victory. Sometimes its mastery is
complete that Nature of herself never effect
disodgment. In such instances reinforce natur
with judc GUS of Browns Iron Bitters and "
- guarantee a short time, all disease will be vanisl
lie ed.
Ofall the wonders in the world the tower of Pisa
,, the leanest.
Mr.. f. G. Reed of Boston Mass, says: lone of n
horses had Fistulous Wthers, the ulcer being We
large and deep Elliss SPAWN Cure has cured him.
N. c. Perry, Esq., residing at 25s Hanover St, Be
ton Mass. says: "Ellis's SPAWN Cure has cured t,
I, of the worst cases Of windgals ever met
/; A laughing stock-A collection of good jokes
IN Fibres. bound together by brous TISSUE constitr
a nerve. These delicate tendons often become
ranged and diseased Science has never discover
nd but specific for all these nervous disorders.
as diseases of the heart. 1t is the old and popu
NC compound called DR.. Graves Heart Regulator.
A summer resort-Mopping your heated brow.
as Ayers Ague Cure is intended to act as antid
"a TO malaria evers and all diseases generated by
"" swamp or slough. Science has brought this rem,
nigh to perfection No qunine. arsenic in
on rious drug into its composition. Chemis
and the healing art have combined to make it the
Gu alive of the age we live
hit The best way to preserve cherries is TO keep
,o+ dog.
PHYSICIANS PRESCRIBE IN EPILEPsY.-"I prescl
~ it my practice" is the expression used by Dr. J
to Patmore. of Riley Ind. He referred to samari
>, Nervne, and further along says 1T epile
fits
'So The telegraph operators work like lightning
they strike like thunder.
nce How to mitigate the toll of wash day during IL
hot summer months is worth knowing, we are as
ed that James Pyles PearlIne does it eecualy.
ISL out the slightest danger to the nest fabrics.
his No. dear children the dl major is not the W
procession. but he thinks he is.
Vegetine thoroughly eradieates all humors and
llm stores the entire system to healthy condition.
on. Rulers sway the people, but the schooma
sways the rulers.
No GREASE FOR HIM.-"When Greece her kne
1e' Greece her knees-Greece her knees sta mmere
len embarrassed schooboy. forgetting the next line
recitation. ''There is occasion to grease anybC
knees" shouted his teacher. go and study
piece" Neither is there occasion to grease your
Parker's Hair Balsam is all the dressing you v
Restores the original gloss and color to gray or
ivy hair. Does not soil the linen not a dye; goot
the the scalp; prevents falling out.
RIM Speaking of fast colors isn't rouge elassed as
them?
ono On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voltaic Belt
seen Marshall. Mich will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated
no troyoltac Belts and Electric Appliances on tria
thirty days to men young old) who are aft
ne with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred
he les, guaranteeing speedy and complete restorat
health and manly vigor. Address as above. N
No is daus rfo IL