Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1883-04-05
gtaut County Aerald.

Grant County Aerald.
John Brown, the attendant of Queen
Victoria, is dead.
The first steamer up the river arrived
at Dubuque last Thursday.
Don Cameron is lying dangerously
i'll at his residence in Washington.
March, says an exchange goes out
meek and lamblike. Yes. Cold lamb
Logging operations in the northern
part of the state are drawing to a
close.
Free postal delivery goes into opera
ton about the middle of this month. at
Madison.
Gunnison, Colorado, is to have
steel mill, erected by ST. Louis
capitalists.
An exchange speaks of an iron COM
promise This is even worse than
granite contract.
Men who wear corsets in Paris are
called ''boundines." The English of
the word is 'damphool."
A Montreal knitting factory has gone
under. Yet after all, it may be too
cold to 90 barefoot this summer.
/ Wisconsin will have to struggle on
with only thirteen judicial circuits as the
bill creating fourteenth has met its
death in the assembly.
Mr. Dorsey insists that Rerdell is the
greatest liar on earth The gentleman
is to modest by half; he should put
forth his own claims
! Ex-senator Conkling is said to be get
ting bald and gray. This is sad news.
Roscoe without that ambrosial lock |
would be but shadow of his former
self
Bell, of telephone fame, few years
ago was poor man, but now, is worth
millions. SO much for knowing how
to yell ''hellon properly into a hole in
the wall
His excellency, Gov. Rusk appointed I
Hon. Z. |. Kidd, and Hon. w. j. Nc
Coy as members of the legislative com
mttee, to attend the funeral of Hon.
I. O. Howe.
Randall OF Pennsylvania, is on the
war path for the Speakership; and
chairmanships in his neighborhood are
as plenty as Ohio men when vacant
office is named
The papalnuneio to Brazil will be priv
ilaged to chance Immortality through
the means of Nihlistic bomb, as re-
preventative of the Holy See at the cor
onation of the Gar
The Jeanette court of inquiry is
4 again in session probing away at the
! frozen history of that Inflated expedition.
/ The fruits of the search are the warm
ed over reports of the first inYestiga-
ton.
English statemen express themselves
as of the opinion that Egypt must be
swallowed up by some power. AS Eng
! land has tasted blood, it is not hard to
decide by whom the absorption will be
inaugurated.
1t is announced that large bonnets
have no strings. This is cheering news
TO the head of the household until the
/ bills come in, when he will find that
there is no downward tendency to the
market ON that account
The Golden Gate swung enough ajar
on its Singing hinges last week, to let
out the promonitory symptoms of a
real live earthquake Californians
should punch up the gate keeper to a
better attention to his duties.
A celebrated physician says it is
dangerous to kiss any one who is fast
ing. Hereafter the old folks will be
expected to put a plate of doughnuts
and u bucket of water on the table be-
fore retiring for the night.
J
Betty and the Baby are asked to
contribute $500 of their fund to the
support of one Bigelow, for alleged |
services in Sergeant Mason's case. There |
are people who are not all hog but
Bigelow appears to belong to the 9th er
class.
O'Donnovan Ross is once more on
the war-path If MIR Rossi should
some day accidentally sit down too
heavily on one of his decorating cart
ridges the world would endeavor to
bear up stocially under his swift re-
moyal
Two hundred converts to the Nor
mon faith, all coming from the southern
states, passed through ST. Louis last
week If this is the effect of the |
Edmunds bill it might be that more
progress could be made by securing its
repeal.
4 conspiracy to defraud the govern
ment has been unearthed among high |
Turkish officials. Strange rs it may |
appear, the Turks are surprised pre-
sumably by the fact that the conspir-
ators confined their operations to
tobacco.
Americans have been exporting spur
ious lard into Cuba. Whenever
smoker is ensnared by the meshes of a
g. real HAVANA made of ''Connecti- !
cut leaf he can think of the above and |
be happy in the feeling that he is
revengei.
Madam Nilsson, the great canta trice,
was entertained privately by the Pre-
sident recently. The company num-
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