Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-05-03
PITH AND POINT.
H1GH training-Haughty culture.

How TO restore oil paintings-C Garry
them back to the owner.
ASK woman how old she is if ypu
want her to show her rage.
EVERYTHING has to pay mp sometimes
even the little chickens nave to shell
out.
Nor satisfied with horses of every
other color, the ruler of Tunis Mustapha
Bey.
DURING the deluge Mr.. Noah was in
the habit Of calling his wife an ark
angel.
ONE is q beer mug and the other is a
mere bug. The conundrum is of no i'm
portance.
THERE is one town in Connecticut
that has no fear OF the measles. lis
Haddam.
AFTER yen come to know a man Ikea
book, you make TO account whatever OF
his binding.
CITE widows smite," remarked the
resict as she boxed the ears OF a too-for-
WARD admirer.
AUTHORS are spoken Of as living in at
tics, because 80 few are able to live on
their first story.
A WOMAN VINO has four sons, all sail.
ors, compares hecself to year, because
she has four sea s0us.
TaINK their feathers pretty A satiri-
cal slave says t4at teDors usually put on
more ars tilan they sing.
2 BIRD that lives on the fnny tribe is
a fish hawk; and the man who sells the
tnny tribe Is Il iish-hawkor.
SLANG is the destroyer of converse
ton. You bot is is, and the Americas
public should sit down on if.
NORWAY has discovered that telegraph
lines Scare the wolves away. They are
probably afraid Of the extorIionate rates.
TaEY tell lis the time Is coming when
the grasshoppar shall be burden. 1t
is snc, rely hoped it Will lie dead
weight.
WE always enjoy Greenback meetings,
when the meeting happens to occur be.
tween greenbacH and ourself.
Cl{y Dcrrlck
An OH City man whose wife presented
him with TWINS th0ughtfully remarked ::
g Well, well; sholld smile to utter !;
that is little to- two"
TRE new Coroner has appointed a col
ored man as one Of his deputies. He
will be handy for blackburylng parties.
Sun Francisco Post.
Gracious wife, sail a father "a he
looked at his son Williams torn irons
ers, g. get that little bill reseated." And
she replied, Sew I WILL"
NEVER marry a Hartford Girl. She
may be all right in other respects, bur
Ter fanny ties viii make her talk i'll
suranee to you til you can't rest.
CINCINNATI has founded q CLONE"
tor widows who have no intention OF ac-
cept;n& IA slcpHj Of. r It is hoped tha.
at least two rooms will be occupied.
WHEN the Chicago man saw Niagara
he shed tears. "Durn It" said he, "
amt liar enough to describe it and make
ii out bigger 6asn it is I'm toored."
"TEAr prisoner has a very smooth
cOuntenaucn," said the judge to Sheriff
Bowe. yes. sad the Sheriff, she
was ironed just before he was brought
in.
PARTING is such sweet sorrow" re-
marked bald old bachelor to pretty
girl as he told her goodnight. "I
should smile" she replied, glancino
upon his hairlessness, and wondering
how he ever did it.
Another impOstor has been exposed.
Ele claimed to be railroad brakeman
ont Of work, but when he went ont of
the room he did not slam the door hard
enough to make the chairs dance. and
WIS of course arrested.
4 NURSE was telling about q man who
had become SO terribly worn out bv dis
sipation that he could not keep any food
on his stomach, when one OF her listen
els asked: ''What does he live on. then? ?"
"'OA hls relations, ma'am," answered
the nurse.
Ed9 young man who stores his mind
with Old proverbs must become wise
For instance, he viii learn that IAN
empty bag cannot stand upright" No
one VIZ thought or believed it could. or
ever wanted 1t 10 but it is well enough
to know such things.
Thy were conyersjng the other day.
about a common iriend. when ButtarHv
oud: " Poor fellow, he's got the humps. I"
Sorry to hear 1t, % replied Guilty :;
8 can't he get any thing Tor them %
Well, no, answered BUTTERFLY, with,
out Il blush, there's no market Tor
t.c,D now"
NOWADAYS, when you see a husband
and wife together II tuolic, you may
make up your mjnd that there are
nelther children nor lap-dogs in the
family. If sUch were the case, the hus-
band would have to remain at home with
the children while the wife went out
with the dog.
The Poet Whittier.
,--ro4,