The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-06-28
9nERE AND THERE.

HERE AND THERE.
TITS said that Phil. Armour now owns
all the lard in Chicago.
or the star route jury four we're Re
publlcabs and eight Democrats.
Hanlen Is ".n d-sk'' hills year. rs
usual, bat We have moi yet heard word
from Boynion.
Itis ass,rted that Laiher Benson, the
great temperance lecturer, has not been
drunk for a whole year.
gThe Democrats are suspicious that
the establishment Of free baths IN New
York Is q Republican eIectioneering
schema
Stockport, town ai'out six miles
from Manchester. England. has Sun
day school comprising 400 tssa hers and
$500 scholars.
A man who has been feeding on patent
medicine says IL has set him back forty
two years. win somedndy tell sammy
TIlden about this.
Sarony, the photographers, paId Mis-.
Langtry 5000 far the privilege of tax
ing her picture. AMI Is sabf Ia have
cleared $4,000 by the operation.
Philadelphia News: Fortune knocks
al every mans door once in a llfe." but
IN good many eases the man Is in a
neighLoring saloon. and does not hear
him,
A good. pions old lady was asked her
opinion abont Mrs. Smith, her next
door neighber: "Well," she said, al
never talk III Of anybody. but feel very
sorry fof Mr.. smith"
Washington Post: The Miller presi-
DENTAL boom will not he damaged by
Judge MilIer's decision 10 favor of hon.
eat butter. The learned juIisl's opinion
la this case will strike responsive
chord In the popular heart.
There is ono consolation that comes
out Of the wreck and trouble made by
the storms and floods. and that is that
the little cuss known rs the chinch bng
Is 30 far back in the procession that he
has not yet been heard Of
At Oakland. California, the sunday |
school superintendent of the First Con-
gregational church is paid u regular
salary, and he devOies his whole time to |
the work. IL is said that the plan |
works we'll AMI we do not doubt II.
The district returns OF the English |
Wesleyan church this year show total |
of 4O7 .O6e members, being net increase |
of 1884 Unlike the American Metho- |
dlsts the Wesleyans of England count rs
members only those who attend class
meetings.
The Boston Herald desires 10 know |
how Herr Mos; gets his living. He goes |
about the country believing in behalf |
of the laboring men. while they work |
and contribute from their hard earnings |
90 keep the fonign humbug and COM
munist going
IL il unt, tpHd thai tie Western |
Christian Advuc'st OF Cineinnti lions |
Herald, at Boston aud the Northern |
Christian Advn-atr. of Syracu =, ARE ed
itOriaIly committed 10 the IN ryement in
favor of extending the pastoral tsrm in
the M. Il. church.
Two Kansas girls are now singing in
British Columbia. One Is Miss Carol |
M. Grouse, formerly of Oswego, and
once clerk in our Legislature, and the
other, Miss Ada Bartling. daughter of
Major Bartling, formerly of Topeka.
They both belong u the same company.
Boston Post. ~ 81 said the gIlded
youth, II want wife Ia make home
pleasant" "Bui." objected his friend,
''you'd be bowling around town nights
all the same" Yes, but now nobody
cares, and IL would be such comfort Ia |
feel that somebody was nj home mad |
About IT,"
A judge Ia California was very much |
puzzled by phrase used by a witness, |
who deposed thai he had seen ia the |
plaintiffs field "a right smart chance" of |
hogs On asking for AN explanation, he |
learned that in the vrrnacuIar of The |
place - right snSrt chance meant |
fourteen. aad ihr jury were 80 charged. |
Nasty; A man will, the alcohol dis |
ease IN his stnmik, complicated with
seven-up and pin ped, j. The sole proper |
ty NV the most convenient eTnscry. |
He cant get away nom it, A regiar
likker s'loon N, card istie WILL beet |
an Amerikn WIFE. runiiy. church aud |
SuhdY skoeI Ii ~ thr "nr thing on
earth that heE supsceIa conu"le,
Ex- Senator David Davis l. now at his
home ia Bloomington, ILL.,, looking ex-
csedingly we'll, and dsvoting seven
hours day 10 his law business aud his
real estate interests. He will hold up
the American eagle ON the Fourth of
July at Pokiu. Illinois. where he lived
many years ago Tue old man Is a snort
er to be 6S years old.
According to reports made TO the Pres
byierian General Assembly, held at Sar-
atoga, recently, that denomination paid
last year for foreign missions $685.
$3.50; home missions, 5000, 600; freed
mems missions, $1,000; church erec-
tion, $e0O,OOO; education, 5000. The
Presbyterlans have I 100 vacant pulphs
and 400 unemployed ministers.