Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-01-22

these to men and women who could step into
any drug store and buy bottle of Perry Davis Pam
Killer?
Mr.. EdmundS, great Vermonter
Made bill to kill the Mormons;
And he thought, II guess I've got EN-
Brains will tell against the Mormons."
Then the law was put in motion.
But the MOrmons cachinated-
Laughted the buttons into fIagments
Hawhawed ho-hoed, boisterous MOrmons;
And they married more than ever;
Swore they'd never heard of Edmunds
Mr.. Edmunds, great Vermonter;
And the beauteous Mormon ladies
Said they'd marry Mr.. Edmunds.
i Louisville Courier Journal.
Throat, bronchial, and lung diseases a specially
Send two stamps for large treaties giving self
ment. Address Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, Buffalo, N. Y.
Keep trouble at arms length. Never turn bless.
ing around to see whether it has dark side to ii.
The unhappy mortal whose food does not digest and
assimilate perfectly will find immediate relief in
wheat Btters."
wise and good man does nothing for appearance,
but everything for the sake of having acted well.
The Diamond Dyes for family use have no equals.
All popular colors easily dyed fast and beautiful. 10
cents package.
ing your seed when you should be reaping harvest.
| What's the use having dyspepsia? Why bech and
| say you've got heartburn, time you eat? Be
sensible, take Browns Iron Bitters and get well.
1t IS much easier to find of men wise enough
to discover the truth than to find intrepid enough
in the face of opposition, to stand up for it.
| The consumption of Ayers Pills far exceeds any
| precedent. They constantly winning the conf
dence of those who use them They cleanse the blood
| improve the appetite, promote digestion. restore
healthy action, and regulate every function They
are pleasant to take. gentle their operation. yet
thorough, searching, and powerful in subdung disease.
1t was little suburban boy who ran to his mother
| with the Joyful, information: "Will we soon have
| skating? The pond has got a scab on it already"
truly alarming statement based upon unquestion-
ed facts and endorsed by the highest authorities has
recently been published In nutshell it is that one
in three of all who die adult age exhibit marks
of former attacks of heart disease of
kind. DR.. Graves Heart Regulator is certain cure
and the only one-or all kinds of heart diseases
vousness and sleeplessness.-[The Pioneer Sun.
bald headed man. who has heard that the hairs of
mans head are numbered, wants to know If there is
not some place where he obtain the back numbers
When the muscles lack frmness ard the system is
deficient in stamina, wheat Btters.'
There are numerous remedies in the market to
make hair grow on bald heads and yet what is really
needed is something to make feathers grow bald
bonnets.
Troubles often come from whence we least expect
them" Yet we may oftenprevent Or counterfeit then
by prompt and intelligent action. Thousands of per
onstan t1v with
diseases. Diseased kidneys and costive bowels are
their tormentors They should know that Kidney
Wort acts these organs at the same time, causing
them to throw off the poisons that have clogged them
and so renewing the whole system.
Sunbury girl who married recently SAYS that he
husband would soon be wealthy man if he would
only work as hard now as he did when he was making
love to her.
Lord Byron. in reference 10 beautiful lady, wrot
to a friend-"Ladv - has been dangerously ill., Blu
now she is dangerously we'll again." American bellies
when attacked by any of the ills that flesh is heir to
may be kept killing, and avoid being killed by takin
Dr. R. " Pierce's 'Favorite Prescription" which ban
ishes feminine weaknesses and restores them to tn
bloom of health. By all druggists.
person having asked how many 'dogdays" Their
were in year. received for that it
possible to number them, as 'every dog has his ow
dav"
Don't give up and say there is no help for catarrl
hay fever and cold in head since thousands testif
: that Ely's Cream Balm has entirely cured then
Price so cents. Apply into nostrils with little finger
am cured of catarrh and deafness after glvin Ely
: Cream Balm thorough trial. My aunt was deaf
one After using the Balm few times her hea
ing restored T. d. Morse, Insurance Broke
4 Elizabeth, M
Many who have used Ely's Cream Balm as a remed
for catarrh cold in the head etc. report that the in
= mediate results wonderfully beneficial. Man
of obstinate of are reported Cha
stoddart, druggist. 81 East Seneca ST., Buffalo, N. Y.
> After the clergyman had united happy pair. n
long ago. awful silence ensued, which broke
n by impatient youth exclaming: Don't be so u
speakaby happy"
- Farmers and others desiring genteel lucrat
r agency business. by which SIS TO $50 day can
earned, send address at once, postal to H. C.
knson & Co., 195 and 1877 Fulton Street, New York.
Report of an earthquake shock along the lin
of the Welland canal An earthquake that travels
canal in these days of rapid transit can't be any gre
shakes.
le On THIRTY Days TR1AL.-The voltalc Belt G.
: tro-Voltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial
thirty days to men young old who are affct
to with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
les. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly vgor. Address as above. n. E.
u No risk is incurred, thirty days trial is allowed
e. There never mlnd," said the dentist. soothingy
he twisted the tooth around once twice to loosen
"never mind; it won't hurt" NO" gasped the
tlm 81 know won't bat it does just now and tina
~, what interests me-"
l., An old physician, retired from practice having /
no placed in his hands by East India missions
n. the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for
- speedy and permanent cure for consumption. Br
w. chtis eatarrh, asthma and all throat and lung aft
ch tons. also positive and radical cure for
ho biIity and all complaints, after having Il
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands
he cases. has feltit his duty to make it known to
lS- suffering fellows Aciuated by this motive ant
desire 10 relieve human suffering, l will send free
20 charge to all who desire it, this recipe IN Germ
by French or English with full directions for prepar
and using. Sent by mail by addressing with sta