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Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
A Yankee Trick.

Yankee shrewdness has long been truism. good trick was discovered by Connecticut man as far back as 1895 The people then, now, prone to contract coughs and colds Our ancestors wanted to md certain cure for theee InaIadies. Much care, study and labor employed, and the resulting pre- scrfpion has been known and successfully used many years in the section where it first compounded, its merits being passed from mouth to mouth. For old standing coughs, with all their attendant Ills and qual not be found to-day, and fresh cold it acts like magic It is now offered to the public under has it. 35 cents bottle. Not confeotion lozenge. but liquid.
 KALLocRINE is pleasant and soothing to the scalp, curing headache and allsying Inflammation. 50 cens
 is6 eod&WIm
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
Gnafnrfn.

When the milk curd1es, baby will cry, When fever sets in, baby may die, When baby has pains at dead of night, Household alarmed, father in a plight Then good mothers learn without delay That Castorta cures by night and day. s eod&w1m
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
Improve Your CompIexion,

With Pearls White Glyeerine, an article long known to chemistry to penetrate the skin without injury, leaving it soft, clear and beautiful Druggists sell it.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
Steamboat Lisse fer Sess tas

aSAU v @H HA@S7ae~E 1Ast NFN-k H4ss
 Tickets for Che ROssad Trip, Sl.so
 zK@Hk The steamer ELM CITY, Oapt Vol garnaarth, will leave New Haven at Ix:u0 D. na., sundzyg sxoeptsd Stat reorob rfncs of Peck q BiNiaop. 219 Chapel street
 Steamer OONTINEETAl. 0sptain Stevens ,rAva. New Haven at 10:is 6 D., Sop dEsR excepted.
 FROM NEW YORK--Tds z T. EORTHAAn ts-Vse Peck Slip at p. na.. AAG .as CONTINENTAL 4t I,.0 o'clock D. m, Eundsye sIoeptsd-Saturdz- ofrhtG st 12 o'clock midnight.
 Sunday Night Boat for Kew Fora
 Tho steamer NEW HAVEN, Capt. Post, leave, Nv Haven at 10.S0 D. Btstel sold ct the EIIfos. House. Free stage from Insurance Building, ap.. street, commencing at ?. ID.
 Tickets sold and baggsge ohscked through $, Philadelphia (bstb routeEi Baltimore and wAahine kGn.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
fiinalniiaL.
Naw YoaK. Jan. 17-sP. M

s NEw YoaK. Jan. 17-sP. M Money closed at per cant
 Exchange firm at 483a4s7.
 Governments closed steady Eolosing prices reported over the private wire Of BgNNETL E SCRANTON. Bankers and Hrokera.l
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
Rough on Kats.''

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants bedbugs, skunks, chipmunks, gephers. 15c. Druggists.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18

Asthma, that dreaded and dreadful disc Ee, tE at no one appreciates unless they have suffered with it. can be quickly relieved by American Cough Drops and pesanenfly cured by its continued usa Thio ia . fact as proved by sufferers in this State. T1J
 flo Stood lkw
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18

-a!azRam For Dyspepsia, SlKNINYSTEKS GO Co. tive Iss5.s,,s' n ss.'
 m6Z% >&s 0 hronic Diar-
 TEe rIioea, sJaundiee,
 NS Impurity of the
 NATo z8 Blood, Fever and
 Ague, Ma1arias ESe1NAI4ykNfS and an Diseases
 - - caused by De- engagement of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER. Bad Breath; Pain in the Side, sometimes ths pain is felt under the Shouder-blade, mistaken for Rheumatism general loss of appetite: Bowels generally eostive, sometimes alternating with lax; the head is troubled with pain, is dull and heavy, with considerable loss of memorys accompanied with painful sensation of leaving undone something which ought to have been done; slight, dry cough and flushed face is sometimes an attendant, often mistaken for consumption; the padent complains of wearness and debility; nervous, easily startled: isst cold or burning. sometime pIscliy sensston and although satisfied that exercise would be bene- fcial, yet one can hardly summon up fortitHde to of the above symptoms attend the disease but eases have occurred when but few of them existed, yet examination after death has shown the Edver to have been extensively deranged.
 It should be used by all persons, old and young whenever any of the above
 symptoms appear.
 Persons Travelling or Living in Un- healthy Localities, by taking dose occasion all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau- sea, Drowsiness, bepression of Spirits, etc. It will invgorate like glass of wine, but Is no inc toxtcattng beverage.
 If You have eaten anything hard of digestion, or feel heavy after meals, or sleep Less at night take dose and you will be relieved
 
 by always keeping the Regulator
 in the House9
 For, whatever the ailment may be, 6 thoroughly safe Purgative, alterattve and tonic can never be out of place. The remedy is harmless and does not interfere with business or pleasure.
 IT IS PURELY VEGETABLE, And has all the power and efficacy of CalomA or Quinine, without any of the injurious after effects
 A Governors Testimony.
 Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use in my family for some time, and satisfied it is valuable addition to the medical science.
 J. GILL SHORTER, Governor of Ala. Hon. Alexander H. Stephens, of Ga., says: Have derived some benefit from the use of Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it further trial.
 "The only Thing that never fails to ReHeve.'-I have used many remedies for Dys- pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility but never have found anything to benefit to the extent Simmons Liver Regulator has. I sent from Min neSota 10 eorgla TOT It, and would send further for such medicine, and would advise all who are sim- ary affected to give it trial as it seems the only thing that never fails to relieve.
 P. M. JANNEY, Minneapolis, Minn. Dr. T. W. Mason says: From actual ex- perience in the use of Simmons Liver Regulator in my practice have been and satisfied to and prescribe it as purgative medicine.
 BS5Take only the Genuine, which always has on the Wrapper the red Trade-Mark and Signature of J. Fl. ZEILIN 6 co.
 FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
Skinny Men,

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $1. Druggists.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18

s'Wells' Health Renewer'' restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sex
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
of the Bladder
.sBuchupa1ba."

Stinging irritation, inflammation, all Kid- ney and Urinary Complaints cured by Bu- chupaiba ST.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
A16Q[~
If you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Nature in making you well when all else fails.

1fyou are costiVe or dyspeptlc or suffering from any of the numer- ous diseases of the stomach or bow els, it is your own fault if you re- main i'll, forHop Bitters isa sover- eign remedy in all such complaints
 If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for cure to HOP Bitters.
 If you are sick with that terrible sickness Nervousness, you will find 'sBa1m in Gilead " in the use of Hop Bitters.
 Ii. you are frequenter, or 8 resident of miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all ries-malarial, epidemic, bilious and intermittent fevers-by the use of Hop Bitters.
 If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable gener- ally, Hop Bitters will give you. fair skin, rich blood, the sweetest breath, health and comfort.
 In short they cure all Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright's Disease. $500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help. Try Hop Bitters to-day. t10
 g, w. 8EARLE,
 Surveyor and Civil Engineer, Ins U Conn. aevtngs Rank KMndA1l
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
GrxbsIsss' 6miSs.
Starin's New Haven Trans-
 pOrtatiOn Line.
DaiIy Except Saturday,.

-A Leave New Haven from startn'a DocA at I015 p. m. The JOHN Fl. STARTN, Cspt. MczEiater, every Sunday, Tuesday and Thurs day The ERAsTUS CORNING, Capt. Spoor, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
 Returning. leave New York from Pier 18, foot of Cortland street, at p. m.-the STARTN every Mon day, Wednesday and Friday, the CORNING Sunday, Tuesday and ThITrsday. Tbe onsp Sunday night boat from New York.
 Fare, with berth in cabin. sI With trLh state room, S1.50 Excursion ticaets, $1.b2
 Free Coach leaves the depot at s:lU p. Leaves corner of Church and Chapel streets every half hour, Tickets sold and baggzge checked to Philadelphia PasseneefsS by Fair Hases tnd WestvflIe cars caB stop tt Brewery street. ~uls three blocks from the boat.
 Ticket1 and 6eaterooms can De puI cha sd st McAl iater 6 Waxren's Jour uptown ofice tt he Tontin Hotel snd st So9 and s51 Chapel stree,
 v B. MILL ER, Ageyf, f01S
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
New Haven and N0rthamnton
 RRiJrNQH
GOING SOUTH,

Ereight Train with Pass. Gar leaves Northsnnton a1 s1 4:SO, and arrives at WestheId at 5 40 D. m kE Time given is New York time in Conpecticut ana Boston time in Massachusetts N
 Q. A. GOODNOw, General srrar,rto,d.,k
 New Haven, Dec g. lss2 '" Eln'enoen., en.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
nOusatOnic Railroad.

New Haven and Derby Railroad. Train Arrangement commencing Dec 27, 's2.
 Leave New Haven At 7:O5 and 10 A. M. 2O0 $40, $40 and 1I:00 F.
 Leave AmsOnia At 6:50, 9:15 and 11:47 A. M 3:15 and 7:25 F. M Connections made at Ansonia with passenger trains Of the Naugatuck Railroad and at New Haven with the principal trains of other roads centerina there. E. s. OUTWARD, Sup't. New Haven, Dec 26th, 1882
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
FoR TEENgoN AND PHILADELPnIA,

Via BOUND BROOK ROUTE
 Station in New York, foot Liberty st North FJvar
 COMMENCING JUNE 26 ISS2
 Leave New York 7.45, g. 3O IL IS a. m: ao 4 i. ao b.SO. 700 and 1200 Sundays g. 45 B. m: 5 80 I3 Leave Philadelphia, corner 9th and Greene streets I:sO, ooO 930, Il a. m.; LIS, 345, $40 645 l2p m sundays, 80 a. n; 5.30 12 D. ua = f ~ Leave Sd and Berks Ets 5 iO e2o Q 16a m.1 Q oo o.Zo, 6 90 ll30 p. m. Sundays, SIS B. m: 430 D. m, Q oo neaVe trenton. Warren and Tucker sta 125 62G sundays, 2. Y sIa5 | 25 a1s m-; 6.15 P. m c. T. A., F R. RR. c. P. A. nALPTh c. RR. of N
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18

Naugatuck Railroad,
 q IOMMENO1NG Monday, November7 T. 1881. tratus ing with this road at ~ ' A''' o"uhec'- F:Oo q. n-1Oonnecting at Ansonia with passenrer
 sted. ~ "A-A- $50 6. n.-Throu9h car for g.ta-bn-,, xu.....
 Litohfeld, Winsted 2:00 p. r.-Connectino st Anzo,,. ~v,+,, ,,.
 train for Waterbury, s:2s p. m.-Through car for Watarbu-v yr.4....-r,
 Ltchheld, Winsted. ei5o P n.-Co2necttng St Ansonia for Waterbury SOh NEW HAVEN-TrainE leave Winsted . 7.0k A. nn1, l;l5 P In, with through cars and at SIS D. m TRAINS LEAVE WATERBU RE-At 500 g. nl s:1s 2. n1 tnfough car, 1050 pa, s.3l D. nn., through o'A' O'=o P' An' GEORGE ". BEACH, r,,z.. Superintendent.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
New and Second. Hand FURNITURE ]! l!
 CARPETS

Black Walnut and Painted Chamber Suites, EaFsor Sets i'm reps and raw silk, Book cases, Desks, Mirrors, Buf. fets, Efageress Lace and HI aVy aims, Easy Chairs, Lounges, Extension. Tables AaiR. and other. Mat. tresses, Feather Pillows, Carpets, etc., all at special bargains at New York AElc- tfOm Rooms, 45O and A52 State street.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
-gso -t.ko. = v AAa4ys HBuIts
 RATIONAL LINE lf STEAMSHIPS l

BETWEEN NEW .YOhIk, LiVERA AstFNI.
 QUEENSTOWN AND LONDON DIRECT.
 kh Sailing weekly from Pisz 8a, North R.rs,
 Nov York. Are among the largest ateAFiEhia eros1ing the Atlantic Cabin rAteg $50 $7O; Excr sion, s100 to $40 outward stesrags s26; Prepx!- 6teerAge Tokeea, $Q8. Ra.1s 8 lower than nacs ether Lines.n Of1oeE, 59 lard f9 Broadway New Yors B. ". J. HURST, MAnSgs'
 Agents at New Haven, 5UNNELI. sORAHl IGN ". FITZPATRICK, A. NoATIsTER, aEORoE DOWNES
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
E. |. WASHBURN,
 S4 Church Street.

Although our Holiday. Goods form our regular stock for the whole year, and we buy no seconds or damaged goods for the Holiday trade, yet as it is desirable so far as possible to turn our stock into cash before our January inventory, we shall during the remaining week of the year dispose of our whole line of Fancy Goods, Opera Glasses, Thermometers, Gilt Bron- zes, Fine Leather Boxes, Shopping Bags. PocketboOks, Side Books, Russia FIasks, Card Gases, Game Boxes, Brush Sets, Nail Sets, Odor Stands, Hand Mirrors, Gold Top Pungents, Fine Toilet Soaps. Per- fumes. I&c., either below or at very little advance from cost. We do not offer gold dollars for seventy five cents, but if our customers can use the goods price will not stand in the way.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18

January Investments. N. H. Northampton first mortgage 5s. N. Y. & New England RR. 6is and 7's Burlington, Cedar Rapids & North. hret's. 50 shares Conn., River Bank Co.,, non taxable. 20 Winchester Arms Co. 40 "S American Bank Note Go. Real Estate First Mortgage Bonds principal and in terest guaranteed by Middlesex Bank Co.
 W. T. HATCH SONS, Bankers,. ja13 Corner Chapel and Orange Streets
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
Mistaken COnsumpftves. 0

ssDeath on Dirt" Soap requires no wash-boiler nor ja12 3teod 1tw
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
8saI Gstats.
FOR. SALE.

&Fh One family house, Cedar Hil Fair Haven, six %i5 rooms, just built, for $1, $50. Small payments E.H- VIII buy it. A house with eight roorns 1oO Clinton avenue. To. 9 Auburn street, two-family house and barn will sell it cheap-$5o0 cash and bal Rnce can remain on merteaQe. would like some houses to rent and take charge of f
 have for sale top-grocery wagon in good order. Price $60. A. M HOLMES,
 6o Church Street, Boom 8. Residence. 19O Clinton avenue oc1s
 FOR SALE,
 Aks& THE HOUSE No. 157 Meadow street contain Flsa ing all modern Improvements: house in first ..2 class order, fresco. painted walls, etc., etc; the place is for sale ct low price, only small amount required down the balance can remain or mortgage; possession at any time.
 Apply to J. SoNNENBERG, Broker. my3 2S8 Chapel Street.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18

If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for 9 cure to Hop Bitters.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
A Sure Cure

A bottle of Dr. FuIIer's Pocket Injection with syringe combined. All druggists, $1.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-01-18
e. w. SEARLE

Surveyor and Civil Engineer, Ims CpMms a&vtAGg Bank kW0d1@S
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09
Peculiarities Of Dr. Tanner.

The wife Of fasting DR.. Tanner has
lately taken up her abode in France.
having obtai ed a divorce from her
eccentric husband under the follow
ing Circumstance 5: Pr Tanner, il
appears. is peculiarly addicted to eX-
traorlinarv fancieS. and some time
since he thought that he had found
out that the human character bee mes
modified according 10 the food taken
by the vegetables consumed. CIrro,s
he AYERS, make people tiIga'y and sfy:
turnirs produce extreme amjabIIity,
while Il prolonged diet Of French
beans induces gre irritahi,itv Of tenn
per. The carrying ont o. this theory
has brought great trouble into d.
Tanners home He made a heavy wage,
on the question with some friends. and
experimental Mrs Tanner with t'rc"ch
beans. giving her to eat about three
pounds of this vegetable daily L /.
not altogether 10 be wondered at. {.
after such a regimen. Mrs Tanner ha
came rather more Irritable an was
perhaps contemplated. and threw .
Jug at DR.. Tanners head. The doctor
however. gained his bet; and. nor,
thoroughly convinced than ever oft.,
truth Of his theory. pu- his wife OF
the turnip diet, SO aS 10 make her n
amahle "a she WAS before tie Franc.
been regimen. This time, aoneyer
h., ,.,-,,l. D.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09
A Few Hints About Horses.

Give horses salt frequently.
Road horses should have their front
feet stuffed with flsxseed twice week
When light shoes are needed, par,
ticularly hind ones, have them made
of cast steel.
Don't hook your horse to the sleigh
the same as to your wagon, but give
him more trace.
Returning from an afternoon drive
let your horse cool off before enterin Q
the stable
Horses wearing loots should have
them loosened while under the shed
at the read house.
If your horse should pull on one line
or throw his head up and down and
fight and pull on the bit, have his
mouth and teeth examined.
The hand pieces of driving reins fire.
quently become smooth from use, and
causes the hands to shift. In such
cases rub the lines with powdered ro-
sin.
IF you wish to drive your horse with
an open bride have him tried with
one before putting him to your buggy
otherwise he might get away from you.
When horses overreach lengthen the
hind shoes; when they hit the from
of the hind feet have the toe of the
front shoes made narrow and concaved
on the inside
Some horses, in trotting, in putting
their hind feet 10 the ground strike
principally on the toe Such horses
should have their heels lowered, and
should wear shoes without heels
Skunk cabbnge is said to be good
for heaves in teaspoonfull doses night
and morning. Moisten the hay and
grain. Be careful with the diet
Never work heavy horse on full
stomach.
Steel bits should be kept in a warm
place until they are placed in a horses
mouth. Any person can realize the
sensation Of placing cold bit in the
horses mouth by first touching it to
his own tongue.
An excellent remedy far mango is:
OI. OF turpentine, one pint; adj eau
tiously two ounces vitriol, stirring the
mixture constantly; then add eight
ounces linseed oil; to be rubbed in
with brush twice day.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09
An Ancient Jewish Pa able

When Noah planted his vineyarl,
Satan cane and asked him what lie
was doing.
Planting win yard was the r.
ply.
What is it for: :
Its fruits. green or dry. are sweet
and pleasant. We make wine Of if,
which gladdens the herrt.'
Il should like to have hand in the
planting. said Satan.
Good replied Noah.
Satan brought lamb, lion. a SOW
and an ape, killed them in the vins-
yard, and let their blood run into the
roots of the wins. From this it comes
that man before he his taken wine.
is simple as a lamb. which knows
nothing. and is dumb before is shear
ers; when he has drunk moderately
he grows a lion, and thinks there is
not his like; if he drinks too much. he
turns swine and walows in the mire;
if he drinks NOR, he becomes a filthy
a"e, falling hither and thither, and
knowing nothing of what he does =
Sci
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09
The Game OF Draw PQkor.

I,---:--.:-.. --I--,-- ,I'--.I--
'H'es. 'S"''oN mas "ey'toP'o th"' 'l3
iasoihalihS game OF u'a" Fo>rr was
, ,o,I Sql"gw mere a'out I, 1910 or
lof' oy d UT. NlrA'ii'''' Oh vHheS>ee'
i '"ri'na,h Oh some note. / he game
Oh s'ra'7l1'' or PI"'Il poAIr o. course
oa'sS h'uoh lur:1'l o"tN' IRA" poker
'Il's now 1e sal" 10 Us '1e national
SAME ""0 10 i'S'H"lS' going '''o''
marin II, !" " q"!e' ana uHho'ced way
lnan yea ing IN futures or any other
SP'cies VI gaming gam S--NI'i'os' every o'1y
Nno" - d lt',le s"'"e''!'"S ABOUT 'n'
sai'e " H ;t "PIeH'S SUI re eH""S H.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09
How to Tell a Horses Age

At three years old the horse should
have the central permanent nlppers
growing, the other two pairs wasting.
six grinders in each jaw, above and be-
low, the first and fifth level, the others
and the sixth protruding. The sharp
edges of the new incisors will be very
evident, compared with the old teeth.
AS the permanent nippers wear and
continue to grow narrow portion OF
the cone shaped tooth is exposed by
he at tritionof the teeth on each 9th
or. The mark will be wearing out
and the crowns Of the teeth will be
sensibly smaller than at two years.
Between three and a half and four
years the next pair of nlppers will be
changed, the central nippers will have
nearly attained their full grow tn, a
vacuity will be left where the second
stood, and the corner teeth will be d.
unfinished in bredth, worn down, and
tie mark in the centre Of the tooth.
will become faint. The second pair
grinders will be shed. At four years
the central nippers will be fully de-
veloped, the sharp ed &c somewhat
worn off, and the mark somewhat wild
er and fainter. The next p il will b.
up, hut they will be small, with deep
mark extending quite across them
The corner nippers will be larger than
the inside ones, but smaller than be-
fore and fiat, aud the mark nearly ef-
faced. The sixth grinder will have
risen to a level with the others, and
the tushes will begin to appear. At
five years the horses mouth is almost
perfect. The corner nippers arequite
up, the long deep mark, irregular on
the inside, and the other nippers will
bear evident tokens of increased wear.
The tushes are nearly crown, the sixth
molar is up and the third molar is
wanting. This last circumstance will
prevent the deception of attempting
to pass late four year old as a five
year old. At six the marks on the
central nippers are worn out. At
seven years the mark is worn out in
the four central nippers and fast wear
ing away in the corner teeth. The
tushes are rounded at the points and
edges and beginning to get round in
side. At eight years oil the tushes
are rounded in every way the mark
is gone from all the bottom nippers.
There Is nothing remaining in them
that can afterwards clearly show the
age of horse. After this the only
guides are the nippers in the upper
jaw. At nine years the mark will be
worn from the middle nippers, from
the next pair at ten, and from all the
upper nippers at eleven years. At nine
years the central nippers ara round in
stead of oval. At ten years the others
begin to become rounded; at eleven
years the second pair are much round
ed; at thirteen the corner ones have
the same appearance at fourteen the
face Of the centre nippers becomes
somewhat irregular at seventeen they
are all so.-4St. Louis Globe Democrat.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09

The good that men do NAV beinter-
red with their bones, but collins Of
some men are not crowded
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1883-02-09
V A RIETIE S.

The good that men do NAV be inter
red with their bones, but collins OF
some men are not crowded.
A philosopher says: This world
belongs to the energetic Thank
you; but how can We get possession OF
it:
When woman wants to get rid ol
h.r husband for az haur She sends
him upstairs to ct something from
the pocket of one Of her dresses
Said a loving wife to her lust I'd:
DO you know, dear, that hulIe,tly
ornaments are ycr' fashionable: Per
haps great deliberations
Observation-Disclosures has been consid-
cred the mark OF great man. but "a
fellow never feels very big about it
when he Tugs napkin away from The
table in his handkerchief pocket.
\ pretentious person said to the
leading man # village How would
a lecture on Mount NeSuviu5 suit the
inhabitants Of your yiIlage?' 'Eory
well, indeed, he answered; IA lecture
by you on Mount Ne-uyius won i
suit them better than a lecture 10y you
in this place
Every once in while it becomes
possible to test the truth Of prophecy.
Mr.. Tyndal predicts that III 5000
years the channel Of the American falls
at Niagara will be dry and can be used
for Il potato crop. We have pigeon
hold this prediction in order to see
whether it comes true or not.
A tanner being pursued by his
Infatuated wife, took fuge among
his animals, whereat. after the manner
of the small boy to his companion
who takes position before plate
glass window after he has thrown a
stone at the other, she called out to
him: Coward. coward" i wish you
were only tiger sail he, 1 could
soon teach you to ehave'