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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-17
A FARM OF zoe ACRES, WORE OR

\ FARM OF zoe ACRES, MORE OR
less, Of limestone and shale land, IN Milford
township, in Licking Greek valley, Juniata
county, Pa; about 100 cleared, 80 acres
timberland ..under fence" The improve
ments are a Large Double Stone aud Frame
House, Large Bank Bara, Wagon Shed,
Large Hog Pen, Sheep Honse, Carriage
House, Wash HOUSE, Spring House within
ten yards Of the door. Fountain pump of
never-iailing water at both hrgsc agd barn.
This is desirable property, aud i only two
miles from Mi!iiin railroad station. Terms
easy. For particulars, call on or address
John Robson, Patterson. Juniats Co, Pa,
or Shelburn Robson, same address.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-17

The DWELLING HOUSE now occupied
by Mrs. +. c. Patterson at Academia. The
house is conveniently arranged, and pleas
rntly located. IL contains eight roorOs,
wilh cellar, glrret and p1ntries. II is with
in two minutes walk of the Presbyterian
church, and convenient To mill. store and
schools. =. Ii has i good sized gar'ien, largs
cistern and ice-house. For terms and fur
ther particulars, address
Mrs. +. c. PATTERSON,
Academia, Pa.
\ farm &c OF j5 acres, more or less, in
Delaware TOW nship, Junilta Co, Pa. Two
miles northwest of ThompSOntown. Il,
IS sand land, all cleared, excepting
about acres, which are in timber There
Is IA Peach Orchard oi two acres. and an
Apple Orchard OF 3 acres on the farm. The
House is a Good Frame House. Bank Barn
Out Buildings, Spring Water st the house.
bargain. For further particulars call on,
or address
A. l. BENNER,
Thompsoni'n, Juniat. Co Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-17
THE GREAT DAIRY DISCOVERY !,

1t will be evident to all that as leng
as butter is strong it cannot be sweet.
The first step, therefore, is to dimin-
ish it strength to the required de
gree of weakness Now the strength
of human being is due to the as
similation OF meat, eggs, etc, there
fore abstinence from an animal diet
and strict adherence to the vegeta-
ble tends to directly lessen strength.
Butter possesses a capacity for as
similation unequaled by any human
being, as can easily be demonstrated
by placing a dish of butter and three
salt herring side by side, in which
case the butter will soon absorb and
assi'nilats so much of the herring as
to become entirely too strong to be
eaten. Following this theory to its
legitimate conclusion the Great Dairy
Discovery has been made Place
your butter in a wide e-mouthed dish
or upon plate, so as to allow free
contact with the surrounding atmos-
phere. Then place the dish in a re-
frigerator containing no animal mat
ter, but only vegetables and very few
of them. The butter will soon lose
its abnormal strength and become
quite weak Now remove the vege-
tables and place large saucer of
molasses next the butter. which will
soon absorb the saccharine proper
of the molasses and become as sweet
as can be desired.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1883-10-17
WEATHER BOARDED hUSE

(near'y new s3 y 4s feet, two stories high
WIN wood house, wash house. sprin- house
and Ice house all in good condition,
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
FOR THE LADIES.

A girl named Guennessen, aged
16, the youngest of her sex to reach
the summit of Mont Blanc, accom-
plished the ascent during the second
week in August.
What a beautiful sight to see a
$50 pound woman, with a back as
broad as a canal boat. bearing about
q nine-ounce parasol to protect her
from the sun.
An old bachelor says: 1T is all
nonsense to pretend that love is blind.
l never knew man in love that did
not see ten times as much in his
sweetheart as I could"
Loss of sleep, it is said, is making
men small and puny. That is a fact
just look at the difference in the
physique of delicate scholar and
the robust night policeman.
There are only two classes of I'M
married women in society, ''scrawny
old maids" and young ''chit of girls. !"
You learn this by hearing each of
these classes describe the other.
Ayoung lady artist married a young
gentleman artist. The uncle of the
bride made a call upon them and
found them sitting in opposite cor
ners OF their joint studio in the sulks,
the husband saying that his wife's
waist was ont Of proportion. and the
wife saying that her husbands nose
was too small.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
BRAIN WORK AND FOOD.

The notion that those who work
only with their brain need less food
than those who labor with their hands
has long been proved to be fallacious,
Mental labor causes greater waste OF
tissue than muscular. According to
careful estimates, three hours of hard
study wear out the body more than a
whole day of hard physical exertion.
without phosphorus, no thought"
is a German saying; and the con-
sumption of this essential ingredient
of the brain increases in proportion
to the amount of labor which this or
gan is required to perform. The
wear and tear of the brain are easily
measured by careful examination of
the salts in the liquid excretions. The
Importance of the brain as working
organ is shown by the amount OF
blood it receives, which is proportion
ately greater than that of any other
part Of the body. One-fifth of the
blood goes to the brain, though the
average weight ia only ona-fortieth OF
that OF the body. This fact alone
would be sufficient to prove that
brain workers require more food, and
even better food, than even mechan-
les or farm laborers.- Boston jour
nal of Chemistry.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
MIR. L0RILLARD AND THE JERSEY
FARMER.

A good story is going about the
clubs concerning a New York million
airs who owns a big stock farm in
New Jersey. He has put in force
strict rules about the admittance Of
curiosity seekers, and if one happens
to get in, hejs soon hustled of.
The other day neighboring
farmer called on business. He had
never been on the place before, and,
entering at u gate he found open,
was strolling about looking for the
superintendent, when the owner, who
happened to be there, encountered
him. Surprising him to be merely
all idler or a prying person, he asked
him what he was doing there.
The farmer, taken aback by such
an address, replied: Nothing"
"Do you know at which gate you
camel" said the owner.
II do" said the farmer.
"Well. then, said the owner, "get
out there AZ soon as you can"
And the farmer walked out.
Shortly after the superintendent
came up and inquired il neighbor
So-and-so had been there. He was
the only one anywhere about who
had the timber they wanted very
much, and they wanted it immediate
ly. He had promised to come that
morning to see about the sale Of it.
"Well," said the owner of the farm,
II shouldn't wonder il I had just
sent him off with flea in his ear. I
found man strolling about here,
and, supposing him to be one Of those
stragglers, l cleared him out. Where
does he livei I will drive over and
see him"
Off he started at once. Reaching
the farmhouse, he drove in, and,
seeing him, began an apology, but
was cut short by the farmer, who in
quired if he knew at which gate he
came in. He said be did. "Then,"
said the farmer, Il want you to get
cut as quick as you can"
The owner of the stock farm was
obliged to depart. Il Baldwin's
Monthly.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
IDLE CHATTER.

A strange old gentleman, who seems
to be cracked on the subject of or
biography, is going about the city
furnishing entertainment and some
instruction to whomever will listen to
him. Last evening he was harrangu-
ing a small crowd in Lake Front
Park on his favorite theme. Said he:
More than half your lives are wasted
in idle chatter that means nothing
and teaches less. You meet friend
and say good morning. He says
good morning to you, and then you
say it is pleasant morning. He says
it is very pleasant; pleasanter than it
was yesterday when it rained. OF
course you acquiesce, and probably
add that you hope it will be pleasant
tomorrow. There you stand like two
geese squawking about something
that isn't worth a word, and never
teaches anybody anything Now, if
you would only study your pronounc-
ing dictionaries tonight and learn
something you might be able to do
your friends some good when you
meet them morrow"
The old man then gave the boys
some examples of common errors in
pronunciation, and the Ne,rs report
er turned away with fresh resolu-
ton. Entering the Office he met the
exchange editor on the stairs, with:
"The word possess has no hard
sound of in it."
"Well," said the man of shears,
"what of it,"
"And new and blue rhyme with
few"
"Well, don't you suppose know
that, you ninny?'
The commercial editor was coming
from the library.
"Dog is not dawg; it rhymes with
frog"
"Who in tunket said it didn't?" and
the man of the stock board ran down
stairs.
The funny man was coming out of
the editors room. Said the reporter
to him:
1.-THE last z in 'demagogy' is soft"
"Good morning, Mr.. g." remarked
the Joker as he darted out.
The editor -in-chief was the last re-
sort. The reporter entered his room.
"'Squalor' is not 'squawler; it is
pronounced with long sound of a.
And slough is pronounced to rhyme
with now Duty is not 'dooty,'
but rhymes with beauty and the &C
cent in microscopy is on the eros
"Say, young man." said the editor,
'tbis little piece of paper will get
some money for you in the counting
room. You take that money and go
for long, long vacation-an endur.
ing, permanent vacation. If you tell
an Ogden avenue car conductor to let
you off at some suitable place the car
will be stopped right at the door OF
the Cook County hospital"
As the reporter went out he stopped
to say:
"Mr. Editor, this decoration around
the room is not 'daydo,' it is 'dahdo.'
Ia ta.-- Chicago News.
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--$O{~
PEOPLE.

Ex- President Tyler's son Alexan-
der died last Saturday at Santa Fe,
Mexico.
The banker poet Stedman's poetry
and prose brought him in about
8, 600 yearly.
Roscoe Conkling received a new
dignity on Tuesday. He accepted the
.ofice Of grandfather.
DR.. r. d. Joyce, author of the
Irish epics, "Deirdre" and "Blanid,"
sailed from Boston for Dublin Satur-
day.
The Prince of Wales has accepted
Ernest Longfellow's painting Of the
poet Longfellow's residence at Gam
bridge, Mass.
DR.. Schliemann, who is at Wildun-
gen. Germany, busily engaged in put
ting the finishing touches to his new
work on the excavations on the site
of the larger City of Troy, will soon
visit England with his family.
The wife Of the notorious Itch
borne claimant and her two children
are inmates of workhouse at South
ampton, England. She still per-
sists in calling herself "Lady Itch
borne" and her name stands as such
on the workhouse register.
During the next year the Century
expects to print at least three stories
Of varying length, by Henry James.
The FIRST one, Impressions of q
Cousin" is entirely American in sub
ject, the scene being laid in New York
or the country near it
Mr.. e. Lynn Linton, the English
story writer, is q pleasant-faced lady
OF 60 years, with gray hair and spec
tacles. She spends her winters in
Rome, and is a general favorite in
society, because Of her brilliant con-
versational powers.
II. Alexandra Dumas has written q
letter complaining Of the brilliancy
of stage decorations, and, above all,
OF stage dresses. The actresses
think, he says, more of their costumes
than of the piece, and "the genius of
the author Is lost IN the art OF the
milliner."
The publishers state that to date
over 500, 600 copies of Miss Alcott's
publications have found q market.
These estimates do not include Eng
lish reprints, pirated editions or
translationA It is not strange that
Miss Alcott feels justified in moving
her pen leisurely in these later days.
Some time ago a dispatch was sent
from St Louis to Memphis, addressed
to 'James Giles, pie clerk steamer
Magenta" There was no man named
Giles on the boat, and the message
was not delivered. whereby lawsuit
snsued. The person mesnt was
James Gillespie, clerk OF the Ma
esnta.
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tContinusd.)
VITAL QUESTIONS.
CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER II.
wonderful and mysterious curative power il
developed which IL no varied in its operations
that no disease or i'll health can possibly exist
or resist its power, and yet it 10
Harmless for the most frail woman, weakest
invalid or smallest child to use.
Patients
almost dead or nearly dying"
For years, and given up by physicians oil
Bights and other kidney diseases, liver com
plants, severe coughs called consumption, have
been cured.
Women gone nearly crazy
From agony Of neuralgia, nervousness, wake
fulness and various diseases peculiar to women
People drawn cut of shape from excruciatine
pangs OF Rheumatism.
Inaammatory and chronic, or suffering from
scrofula
Erysipelas
Salt rheum, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, in
digestion, and in fact almost all diseases frail
Nature 10 heir to
Have been cured by Hop Bittes, proof Of
which can be found in every nsighborhood In
the known world.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
PILES! PILES! PILEs!!!

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding. Itching and
liberated Piles, has been discovered by DIR.
William Tan Indian remedy. called DIR. WI
LIAM's INDIAN OINTMENT. A single box ha.
cured the worst chronic cases of twenty-five
years standing. No one need suffer five min
utes after applying this wonderful soothing
medicine. Lotions and instruments do more
harm than good. Williams Ointment absorbi
the tumors, alays the intense itching (particu
lar at night after getting warm in bed), act,
as poultice, gives instant and painless relief
and is prepared only for Piles, itching of the
private parts and for nothing else.
For sale by all druggists and mailed on re-
ceipt of price, S1.00. by addressing FRAzIEr
MEDICINE Co., Cleveland, Ohio.
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ANECDoTE OF MENpELssOHN.


fond of having artists, literary men
and singers of talent at his small
suppers, and he enjoyed free humor
and encouraged gayety with all his
power. Personally fond of music
and literature, he had special liking
for the philosopher Mendelssohn, who
was very witty, as hunchbacks usu-
ally are, and he often, relates writer
in ''Temple Bar" gave him a seat at
supper by his side. 1t SC happened
that some small ambassador-Ger-
many was then divided into number
of microscopic countries with pigmy
sovcreigns-tried to chaff Mendels
sohn, who, with his quick repartee,
turned the tables at once on his adj
versary. Furious, his dwarfish excel
lence ran to the king and complained
of the plebeian being admitted into
circles above his reach, etc. The
king said to him:
sMendelssohu was my guest, as
you were. and you should not have
ioked him, or you should take the
consequences"
'Ah," said the ambassador, "he is
a man who would consider nobody,
and would offend your majesty il 1t
80 happened that for some imaginary
reason he thought himself hurt: and,
my way, he would not offend me-"
ais it wager!" asked the ambas-
sador.
Certainly" replied the king.
"Well, If your majesty will do what
] say, we will soon see whether l am
right or wrong"
'And what do you want me to do?"
evil your majesty, at the next
supper party, write on a piece OF
paper, 'Mendelssohn is an ass and
put that paper, signed by your own
hand, on his plate"
81 will not; that would be gra
tuitous rudeness."
at is only to see what he would
dol whether his presence OF mind is
SO great, and in what way he would
reply to your majesty"
well, If it is just for an expert
ment, and / am at liberty to after
ward tell him that I by no means in
tended to offend him, I do not mind
complying with your wish"
agreed; only the paper must be
signed under the words, 'Mendels-
sohn is an ass so that there can be
no doubt in his mind that it comes
from your majesty"
Reluctantly, but with feeling OF
curiosity as to how it would end, the
king wrote and signed the paper as
required. The evening came; the
table was laid for twelve; the fatal
paper was on Memberships plate
and tie guests, several of whom had
been informed of what was going on,
assembled. At the given moment
all went to the ominous table and sat
around it. The moment Mendelssohn
sat down, being rather short-sighted,
and observing some paper, he took
it near his eye, and, having read it,
gave start.
"What is the matter?' said the
king. mo unpleasant news, hope
Mendelssohn
"Oh, no." said Mendelssohn; at is
nothingp'
Nothing? Nothing would not
have made you start. / demand to
know what it is."
ooh, it is not worth while"
'But / tell you what it is. I com
mand you to tell me-"
"Oh, some one has taken the liber
ty to joke in very bad taste with
your majesty"
with met Pray do not keep me
waiting any longer. What is itT'
"Why, somebody wrote here, Men
delssohn is one ass, Frederick the
Second" [
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

The fact that good health, strong muscles
and sound nerves are attainable, should en-
courage every invalid to an earnest endeavor
in the right direction. Remember all disease
owes its origin more or less to lack of iron in
the blood. Iron in the blood means health,
strength and vigor. Analyze the blood of an
Healthy mems blood is full of IRON The best
method of supplying this lack of iron is by US
ing Browns Iron Bitters, sure cure for dys-
pepsia, general debility. weakness and wasting
diseases.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

SHIPMAN, ILLINOIS.
DIR. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y: Dear
SRI wish to state that my daughter, aged
10, was pronounced incurable ana was fast
failing, as the doctors thought, with consump-
ton 1 obtained half dozen bottles of your
(" Golden Medical Discovery" for her and she
commenced improving at once, and is now well
and strong. Very truly yours.
REV. ISAAC n. AUGUsTIN.
Discovery sold by druggists.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Young and middle-aged men suffering from
nervous debility and kindred affections, as loss
of memory and hypoohondria, should enclose
three stamps for Part VII Of Worlds Dis
pensary Dime Series of pamphlets. Address
WORLDS DIsPENsARr MEDICAL Association,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
NOBODY CAN DENY.

Consumers can depend upon NEW ENG.
LAND BAKING POWDER as being ex.
actly as represented. 1t is Cream Of Tartar
and Bi-Carbonate of Soda of perfect purity,
scientifically combined; NOTHING Else.
The price of the NEW ENGLAND BAK.
ING POWDER justifss the use of the very
best materials. Consumers pay fair price for
the best and get it.
1t is self evident that Baking Powders rep
resented to be composed of the same materials
as the NEW ENGLAND, and which are
sold to dealers at less than the pure materials
themselves are worth, cannot be pure.
The large demand for NEW ENGLAND
BAKING POWDER, and consequent falling
off in the sales Of adulterated and inferior pow.
ders. has developed spitefulness on the part
Of some manufacturers and dealers. Finding
that the quality Of tha NEW ENGLAND
cannot be successfully attacked, new brands
and close limitations, represented to be an good,
arc put on the market With these they en-
deavor to tempt dealers with low prices, and
thus impose on consumers.
See that the name NEWTON BROS. q
co. Is on every can.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27
A VOICE FROM THE NORTHWEST.

MILWAUKEE, Wis. - The Daily Sentinel
which is the leading morning paper of this
State, writes: "St. Jacobs Oil, the wonder
full remedy for rheumatism, has been used by
a large number of people in this city, and with
effect truly marvellous"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Uncle-"Now, what would you say
it I gave you q shilling apiece p
Master Jack-"I'd rather you gave
mine to sis, uncle, and tell her to buy
me shilling cannon, as pa said the
first money / got should go for that
window I broke!'
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

".*"Great haste is not always good speed.
Yet you must not dilly- daily in caring for your
health. Liver, kidneys and bowels must be
kept healthy by the use of that prince of medi-
cines, Kidney-Wort, which comes in liquid
form or dry - both thoroughly efficacious.
Have it always ready.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Mrs j. G. Henderson, Of Cleveland, Ohio
writes "The use of two Of DR.. Pierces
Pleasant Purgative Pellets day, for few
weeks, has entirely cured me of sick-headache,
from which formerly suffered terribly, a.
often, on an average, as once in ten days." Of
all druggists.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

The canning Of whales is new in
dustry in Norway. The creatures
are not put up whole, only the eatable
parts being subjected to packing pro-
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mo YOU HAVEN'T

A customer asked druggist in the city OF
San Jose, Cal, for a bottle of Ammen's Cough
Syrup. The druggist examined his shelf and
found he was out of it, and said: 1--WE gen.
orally keep it, but are out of it; but have other
just as good or better" The Gus
TONER replied: " No you haven't, Ammen's
Cough Syrup saved my life-I not only believe,
l know it--and there is no use to try to sell
me something else, for l won't have anything
hut that"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

There is as much variety and independence
in fashions AZ ever.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

ar A pint of the finest ink for families or
schools can be made from a ten-cent package
of Diamond Dye. Try them.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

The Elk Sheriff of IREDELL COUNTY, N. c.,
Mr.. W. +. WATSON, says: " Browns Iron
Bitters has improved my digestion and general
health"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
is daily working wonderful cures in female dis
eases.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

X. A. GUM, NJ. ID.
Dean and Professor Of Surgery, United States
Medical College of New York; cdit<r of
Medical Tribune; Author Of Gums New and
Improved Handbook Of Hygiene and
Domestic Medicine ETC., etc.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Singing, irritation. inflammation, all kidney
and urinary complaints, cured by Buchu'
Paiba" 81.
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Don't Die in the House. Rough on Rats. "
Clears out rats, mice, flies, reaches, bed-bugs.
Inc
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Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover
restores health and vigor, cures dyspepsia, inn
potence. 81.
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suffered with paralysis for nine years.
Samaritan Ner-rine cured me-"
JOSEPH YATES, Paterson, N. j.
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Dr. 4. A. Smur, OTTAWA. ILL.,, says:
Browns Iron Bitters gives entire satisfac-
ton"
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There will be less loud dressing Of
the hair hereafter. Bangs are going
out Of fashion.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Kilt pleated, full founced and deliberately
trimmed, pulled, founced and draperied skirts
are all in vogue.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1883-10-27

Velvet and velveteen will be much worn -
the season advances
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Balmy sleep" is denied to nervous suffer
ers, unless they use Samaritan Nervine.