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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29
The MILK THIEF AND THE JURIsI

The MILK THIEF AND THE JURIsT.
according to story are
generally accredited with getting the
milk. cream and all; but the follow
ing incident relating how the joke
was turned proves an Honorable ex-
ccption to the rule. 1t is taken from
last weeks Fairmont West Virgin-
ian: On last Monday morning
Judge Fleming arose quite early, ex-
pecting to go to Clarksburg to hold
Court, and intended to take the 5:23
train. lie went to the stable as is
his wont of mornings when at home
TO see that all things are right, and
there found, wrapped in the sable
cloak of night. somebody milking
one of his cows. The man, for such
it proved to be, abandoning his buck
ct and tin cup, did not tarry to ex-
change courtesies with the Judge. but
fled in haste, and the race that then
followed, the thief ahead and the lc-
gal sage close after him. would no
doubt have been an amusing sight
had it not been for the fact that no
eye could see, owing to the darkness
of the morning. The milk thief es-
capped, however, and can have his
bucket and tin by calling for it in
person at the Judges.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29

DIN. Go. B. NORRIS, Dentist, will
be in Morgan.own, October lst, and
remain Is days.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29

OUR Store will be closed for two
days, on October ID and October
18th. S. ID. HrRscHMAN.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29

PRoF. B. S. MORGAN has q good
article in Tuesdays Register on news
papers in the school room.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29

Nix Sol. FRuM has our thanks for
q treat Of fine peaches donated few
days ago.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29

anu IOEWaTuctt W tuc puulSucIS, Tile
manuscript of his Digest OF the West
Virginia Reports. His work is unan-
rimously and highly complimented by
the Judges Of the Supreme Court
Spirit Of Jeferson.
Mr.. W. j. Richards, OF Los Ange-
les, CAL, has been in town for several
days past, stopping with his father
in-law, John Protzman, Esq.
Mr.. VIM. Camp has our thanks for
late fayors.
Mr.. Clark McVicker, son of Sheriff
McVicker, of Morgantown, was in
town on Tuesday. Clark is a fine
looking, good-souled young fellow
and we surmise, from complimentary
remarks from the fair sex, that he
will visit our town again in the near
future.-Kings0eod Journal.
Ex-State Senator, John ]. Brown,
OF Morgantown, accompanied by his
wife and little daughter, were in
Kingwood yesterday. - Kingwood
Journal.
The Newburg correspondent Of the
Kingwood Journal says that Mr..
Charlie Jolliffe, Of near Morgantown
was in that place on Saturday. Why
don't the correspondent state his
business and tell as all about it.
Mr.. E. J. Eddy and wife, accom-
cempanied by q number Of friends
from Battelle, arrived in town on
Wednesday evening and will remain
for several days taking dispositions
in law case.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1883-09-29

LAST Monday evening as Town
Sergeant Shisler was arresting "Tip"
Dorsey, for disorderly conduct on the
steets, the prisoner objected to going
to jail and stoutly resisted the officer.
In the melee the officer had his nose
broken, and several severe cuts and
bruises about the face. Dorsey was
struck several times on the head and
was painfully cut. The officer called
for assistance and finally succeeded
in placing him in Jail. Dorsey is al
ways quiet inofensive individual,
except when drinking, when he be-
comes boisterous and disorderly.
GENTS furnishing goods we keep
in profusion OF styles, qualities and
prices. Our heavy grades of Under
wear for Fall and Winter service are
now in and open for inspection. We
offer many real bargains in Shirts,
Underwear, Hosiery, Collars, Neck
wear. Cuffs, Handkerchiefs, and all
articles usually found in first-class
furnishing goods store. We aim to
keep the very best in the line, and
gentlemen will find our assortment all
that can be asked for in superior
qualities, beautiful styles and reason
able prices. Call aud sec at Hirsch-
mans.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

noems II that be So he will be gratifed, and we
shall all be glad to have him gratifed
But meantime Messrs. Kegan Paul d. Co. are re-
ported TO be flooding the country with their own
editions of Mr. Tennyson's poems. don't know
vbether they are reluctant to relinqush the honor
which accrues to Messrs. Macmillan, but they are
selling off at hahprice all the copies OF all the ed-
t;ons they possess The effect will naturally be TO
leave Messrs Macmillan in possession of satlsned
market. That, however is wholly matter between
two firms each presumably quite capable of looking
after its own interests The public enjoys the bene-
Ct of their rivalry, and anybody may now possess
himself of Tennyson's complete works in SINGLE
well-printed volume at price not much exceeding
half dollar. More luxurious editions may be had
at n proportionate rate II happens also that the
early issues Of Mr.. Tennysons different poems have
declined in price. This indicates, presume. merely
that the large sums given for the scarcer among
tbem-the "Poems by Two Brothers" the 1883
noems the In Memoriam"-haye brought into the
market more copies than can readily find pnr-
chosers Even in the bric-a-brac department OF lit
erature there prevails a law of supply and demand /;
and ,frices are not regulated wholly by the caprice
of the dealer.
Mr.. Lowell Is spending his well-earned holiday i'll
Paris living in the hotel known some years ago TO
MANY of his friends, in quiet street, remote from
the quarter where Americans fill the air with their
native language. 1t is not difficult to imagine him
roaming along the quays. exploring book-stails, ex-
huming treasures from the book shOps, and living
charmed life among those charming Frenchmen OF
earlier centuries with whom he is, I suppose, on
more intimate terms than any other American and
than most of their living descendants and inner
TORS The intended visit to TOnraine was aban-
doned but it may he still some weeks before Mr.
Lowell returns to London. Mr. Hoppn meanwhile
"a charge daffaircs looks after the Legation with
his accustomed ability and discretion. G. ". $.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11
CITOYENNE DESIRE.
pYo,n AL IN. Year Round.

Efon Al The Year Rouhd ,,.
Whom certain English author was asked 10
the house OF an American lady OF advanced opnios 70
meet minds at tea he declined the proered nonp
taity ON the ground he engaged 20 meet some
stomachs at dinner Probably he thought like Cheyenne
Desire that ladies ~ advanced opinions are be KEEP. AZ
distance That wife Of French artisan had the cour-
age 10 take the redoubtsbe Louise Michel TO task Tor
turning her husbands head with , ner
foolish writings; making him fancy himself
a statesman under which delusion he neglected.
his work and starved his family, for the good Oh ms
country An animated correspondence ensued Oh WHEN
perhaps because she got the worst OF the
famous feminine Communist first grew tired wheleupv
she brought II TO an end with cannot waste any no
time upcn this Cheyenne Desire who has been ahnoys
me- II she has anything more TO say she nan @ se
10 nv Office where have broom ready for her foSeF
tOnb -. .o,,aiped the
The next issue of the Revolution Socdle nHrs bas
triumphant announcements; :" Inc CtoychSo
not accepted my invitati0nV
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11
SEcRErARY CHANDLERs WEALTH.
Wdshington Correspondence Boston Herald.

Warrington Correspondence Boston Herald, ,
In my last letter spoke of Secretary Chand-
Ter as a millionaire The Secretary, having seen the
Abatement informs that he Is not worth 81 OO0OO0
and does not wish be- thought richer than he H. lie Is
posgessed OF 100000 and his residence here, which
makes him independent" as they say In the country
He was worth but little when he came here from New
Hampshire and could not, he says have made $1,000
600 honestly II costs him present, he says more than
his income 10 live In Washington but that IL because he
ia member OF the Cabinet He has, while Secretary OF
the Navy paid of his pocket all the bills for wine
or cigars which have been incurred on any occasion when
he bas been with party Of friends Government yes
sell The usual practice has been 10 charge such expenses
TO the contngen fund OF theDepartment
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

Men stIll live who remember tho Macready riots IN
1870 Taking up Macrcadys diary, II is Interesting 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

The comments on this city are all made from the
broadway standpoint but yondcr in the dark bowels OF
thc town IL "A life We pierce Think OF the Judges
uniting on litigants with the statement that the jas are
ful of peope who cannot get bail and whom Ia mercy
70 try Think of those whose wall OF injustice never can
reach tho public press so far above Thorn the smallest
facilities OF influenced Think OF the trade in chidhooo
Going olong monotonOusy OF the lives that never saw an
Innocent beginning, Of muttudes who cannot ask Tor
broad IN English of tho legion who fed from swil
hor OF the warmth thousands never knew except
NJ the saloon stove and loungng there like moths TO the
lomp counted every arbea OF the saloon keeper TO
hear when he should say Depart-that man OF grahd
sprronndnes Can we wonder that saloon keepers reach
al many Of the oces How idle II is TO exclam upon the
man In the palace whose thousand vassas have nothing
lint n vote Here should Charity rush like river, II
rould still be shallow Rise Charity and be Phari-
see!
Said Charles Dickens IN 1s42-only fOrty-one years
ogo III tell you what the two obstacles to the pass
ing OF an international copyright law with England are
firstly tho the national love of doing man In any
bargain or matter Of business; secondly, the naona
vanity Both 6se characteristics prevail to an extent
which no stranger can possibly estimate IL Is an essen
tn mart of the pleasure here derived nom the perusa OF
nopuar English book that tho author gets nothing or
e. The raven hasn't Joy IN eating stolen piece OF
meat Az 10 telling them they will have no literature OK
their own the universal answer out OF Boston Is: ave
don't want Dollars banks and cotton are our BOOKS
air" This vas only years ago. yet 1t reads like
now.
Iobserye reading Trcveyans Early History OF ChafIes
James Fox that 115 years ago, when John Wilkes ran
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

shook hands with General sherman in Broadway last
week. He is nearly straight but thought looked little
white and Houry had been too much for him.
Said he: my wife says she already experiences home
like feeling at the prospect OF having ourOwn Time we
hope, for some remaining years" sherman and Grant
both ST. Louis before the Grant drove in
cordwood they say; Sherman president OF horse
linc Sheridan dug and carted earth out OF canal
cutting In Ohio They all started plainly that although
a-horse they feel the opposite Of Sidney Smith coming
through the toll gate How much Is the toll 7" said he.
Nothing, sir for foot passengers" Dear me" ex-
claimed Smith, looking down, thought was on horse
hack
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

Iobserye reading Trcveyans Early History Of Charles
James Fox that I15 years ago, when john Wilkes ran
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

When John II. Mclean goes home he plays the piano
accompanying himself with song, and also plays the
banjo and guitar. He Is q baritone His boys all say
that he gives them sound advice, good In principle and
worldly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11
BROADWAY NOTEBOOK.
MEN AND THINGS, THE COUNTRY ROUND.
THU Personal NOTES AND NOTIONS OF BROAD
wAY IOUECFR

THU Personal NOTES AND NOTIONS OF A BROAD
WAY LoUNGER.
Mr. whitney OF Rochester tells me, that Powerss new
hotel there cost 100000; that the Powers business
block has 1000 tenants; that the Vanderbilt cOtee are
erecting at Charlotte rival to Oswegos lake commerce;
that the Cenras elevated track through Rochester cost
S2O000O0 that the West Shore has track graded to
Buffalo except two small gaps that milling on the Gen
esee Is again vigorous, Western wheat coming through
in bulk at two cents bushe to the free Erie Canal and
that Hiram sbley is worth S150O0,oOo.
Arthur B.JohnsOn was lonely man, yet Of the crowd
He IL said to have been Of mixed Hebrew and Christian
stock and his father like Buttereld and others, began
In and accompanied transportation to ts imperial re-
stsstages FIRST then canals railroads and telegraphs,
and then fast freight companies and express companies
Johnson had melancholy cast seldom smiled, gem
emany yet resentfu adored where he should have ad
hered To principle and with diminishing grasp upon
himself passed into weeks and realms Of gloom and in the
solitary dark drew his weapon like Portia ana swal
lowed fire."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

This has leeu bad campaign for newspaper reporters.
The young who sought TO leap the East River
his lead pencil did not duck for that low bridge and
the oX-roporter who knocked out Purcell chief OF
Committee has taken the Carr for tho hospital As
rhidia- may have sad Let the last stick TO his cob
berl'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-11-11

The BiIou Theatre IL showing front glazed vaegat-
ed tiles Tho new French Opera IN Twenty-thlrd ST. IL
eopiously ornamentcd with caryatides and masks ana
a., nsta I'm stone How are all these theatres 20 be
snnnortod without drafting their sew
eei Have we yet produced an American play worth
moro than pastimei
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

their work done by Cramps" These
old men who have dug down the hills
of Wilmington, dug the trenches f'l
water Pipes, built her re- ervoirs, and
excavated cellars in their younger days
our contemporary would shove off thu
streets and into the poorhou.e, where
would cost more to support them thai
it takes to support the tramps in Jail
for the sake of employing tramps on thu
streets.
But what is to be gained in pecu
mary point of view? How much non
ey will be saved to the city. In thu
first place an overseer for half a dozel
tranps must have two dollars day i
he is worth anything. Dinner for thu
crowd would cost 81 80 day at least
Transportation to and from New Castle
would be two dollars day at least
This would amour: to s. 80 a day. A
half dozen of the present workmen cost
the city $7.5Oa day. Then we woul'
have 81 90 a day saved in money, bu
where is the work ? Men under com
pulsion and with no pay would not dc
more than fifty per cent of the worl
these old men do. Then it is nothing
more than proper to add to $3.50, 5ope
cent. of loss in labor, which makes $3.7'
a day, and which added to the incidcr ia
cost Of the gang would make 81 % day
cost to the city. Deduct from this thu
wages, S7.25 paid to the same number
of Old men and we have loss of s. 90 :
day to the city. OF course each gan!
would be the same expense, and il ioH
gangs were employed the loss would b
SO a day or S4s week. VIII this pay
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

IT IS not often that northern men
fight duels but when they do fight they
mean business. Neither do the partie =
publish the fact that they are to fight
for some time in advance TO put the pc
lice on their guard, and then chase
each other through the State several
days before they meet. Wien Jacob
RosenbrOok and Louis Phillips, of llli-
nois, took notion to fight a duel yes
ter,lay morning, woman or some-
thing like that being mixed up in the
case, they went out without any
shamming and deliberately killed each
other. A shot through tho coat tail
or in the hip would have been poor
satisfaction. Now then, who will say
that northern men won't fight duets
when they want to fight? II southern
men would be in more dead earnest
when they fight there would De fewer
fools left in the country The Illinois
duel lessened the number by two.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29
THEN IT WENT.
What Persuaded the Stern Cash ic r
Good IL Itself. but GRAND.
~ u Il y q d.

They tell this story That one day, scv era
years ago. II gentleman, evidently in greet
mental anxiety as to the icsu II Of hls alpIl
cation, stood at the cashiers window az u
certain New York bank earnestly trying to
coax that official into diScOunting "A note for
a considerable amount. The Cashier listen
ed, and II ally said
It's no usc Mr.. h: We can't 40 1t with
out a better eLdUrscr"
Then I'm a ruined lnnn, for must have
that money today or tail. groaned the poor
FELLOW, looking ike a lonely sailor Oh the
deck II sinking shin.
Let me sec the note said prosperous
looking rerson, VINO had emerged from the
priv tie rooms Of the bank lust III time to
take in the situation Havilg glanced t
across the back 0 it the .trong am, .:
WILLIAM II. VANDERBILT.
There, " he said, handing back the note:
Wy it again an a see If 1t will go nrw.'
It 1ii g., and she money Wa shauded to the
aa2!Jrs-IIisa
a nonza
BENSON SCAPClNEPORUS PLASrEKS
are able to stand on their own merits and
"gO alone, they do not lack abundant and
responsible ENDORSEMENTS, more than 5000
PhysiciaLs. Pharmacists, Druggists, and
Chemists throughout the country having
signed or endorsed the following document
" MEssRs. SEABrRy X JOHNSON,
" Pharmaceutical Chemists, New York
Gentlemen For the past few years We
have sold various brands Of porous plasters,
bur prefer hcnaon's tapoine--manufactnre
by you---hcfUre all others We consider them
enc of the few perfectly trustworthy house
h old remedi E, They are superior to all oth
er porous plaster3 or L ediciRes for cxterna
use
In the center Of the genuine is OUT the word
CApClNE Please look carefully for it.
Price rs cents.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

THE PENNSYLVANIA reform L1gisia
ture has completed it, 24oth day Of con
tinuous session at $40 day, or totaI
cost to the State of S72O,0o0. Still the
Democrats intend TO continue the SEES
sion until they force the Republicans
to submit to "a dishonest gerrylnander
and they reach the sublimity OF cheek
and irnpudence when they ask the pso-
pie 10 re-elect them. They will be. re
elected over the lett.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29
A Dasughter'A Misery.
Father 1. Getting Well.

MY daughter says:
"HUw mu'h better father is since he used
Hop litter
:" He j. getting we'll after his long suffering
from IA disease declared incurable."
And we are 81 glad that he used your
Btters. A LADY Of Utica. n. Y.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

1T has become SO common to write
the beginning OF an article, in An rl--
giant, interfering manner,
"rhen run il into some advertise
mrnt that we avoid all such,
"Anu simply cali atteu ion to The
merits Of Hop BitterS in as plain, hon.
esl terms AS possible.
''TO induce people
"To give them one trial, which 50
proves their value that they never ust
anything else" -
"THE REMEDY so favorabiy noticed
in all the papers,
Religious and secular, is
Having a large sale, and is sup
planting all other medicines.
"There is no denying the virtues OF
the Hop plant, and the proprIrtors OF
Hop Bitters have shown great shrewd-
ness
And ability
"In compounding a medicine whose
virtues are SO Ialpable To every ones
Did She Dte?
ono.
"She fingered and suffered along,
pining away all the time for years.
"The docrors doing her no good.
"And at last was cured by this Hop
Bitters, tn" papers say so much abont.'
"lnu-ed Indeed "
elbow thankful we should he for that
mediclne."
A Daughters Misery.
), Eleven years our daughter suffered
on "A he'd of Misery
From a complication Of kidney,
liver, rheumatic trouble, and Nervous
debility,
Under the care Of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various
names,
"But no relief,
And now she is restored to us in
good health by AS simple remedy as
Hop Bitters, thar We had Stunned Tor
years before using it. THE PARENTS,
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

PERSONS WHO occasionally show their
Ill breeding as well as their i'll temper
by swearing over telephone wires
should take warning from the decision
Of the Ohio courts, which sustained the
action of IA telephone company in re-
moving the instrument of II subscriber
" no constantly swore over the wires.
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29
a2l n %

gIttilH SALE
FRESH cows. :,FRlNhLkS ANH F4i
STOCK.
ihc +upsc.ibcr W.T., otter A. rut,it safe, At
he 'Ladd Ford n,:ei, DelD"4fe 'ouuty
Pa, III
IiiNN,IA AVN II 80, lHs4,
A h. II !rsh uu4s, surtr tc,s ami C.Lfa
ri stbcE Al persons &rc United To ~
De there amos ". HOUSE.
j. ". ,-T'"uhM& SON rn'ts
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29
D' BIG SALE

~ BIC SALE
40 rEEsH COWS, .SPRINHLHs, ,&~ses
FEEDERS AND BULLS. N-S
VIII Ne sold at Public Sale, NJ Rcd Lion,
East marlborough township, Unswer Co.,,
Pa, on
MONDAY, SEPT EN- Der 10. 1883.
" fresh cows, springers, lot Of young bulls
and feeders Sale to commence at clock
SILL l. BAILY.
l.. W. SrIDHAM l. SON, Auct's. ill-dAw-ts
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

lUICSTEPS stock is rlrlnr. Tht
victory over the Harrisburg Club yes.
terday sent it booming mp towards par
How does ShetIiine like Henry th'
'boy pitcher" How do L"aly and
Burns app.erlAtn the Qlickstep bat
fprs"
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

,,,,,,,,,, ,,r IT,,
'hA Y MIN OH A. '"'' ''"'
a, $50 =. ~.
I'm tho +, cmi.,s NiIurt,pI,,, net whitman,
nnstnnur,nrut witnJr,w4,I ar uId,rhi,lt,,,,
Thll d,ypI in,, yeas rnu.tru.trL N,tn .',,n- .,
brick s,nrr and marble work l,y a, ,r,',.,,,",I
workman WIN "A ram. All hiyi ~ 80. =
n,tn rnnt,s oie,t,rs Il ,t,,un,r v,.h ,ri..,.
rmn,en,nI I-y rrllnr iun,,,Ir T,.tr,,,I. ,,,r
v,ndnw NJ, ;rr.. .tnrir. Tran, ,,,.., .I|
,,,,'i ana, :, ,'-, o,,",,,t,.,,,' -, - e,
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

- foll""
- Vri.,&. Nag !r so.
i,'SSEr !, t'.., 'i'ut.,i. Il
Las. N... -, upA sd ~ most
lhculilnl,lo" - ~. manner .ircting
more c,.,.ru. i SOS. HhllA ched 50
n,UlcTH 90. IL T.. ant "u'!..H 50 Intense
J., th&l "uI , y..r,'v bear any clothing
over tn o.. wtr 4 81 Il Sun"rrr from a
-rHe. rItttr mi q tarrhal cough. my
app 1T N,' poo, ANA my system u good
irt. run iowa. ku"H.Hg Tie value OF
AYERS SAHs lNkiLLk. 10y obs rHh. IN OF
many 9th = rtsr.. aud from persona. use
IN ioruer years. began taxing II t"r ihe
abUve-nanic.l disorders. Nv apf'l-' l!n-
proved almost from til. nrst DOS ,Ller
1 short time IT." fever AIM lie .;nG were
4 ltyel. and all signs of irritation Of the
sam Il sapI,ar"d. My catarrh and cough
we're also cured by the san.e means. and
my general health greatly il proved, until
it is now excellent. ! feel a hundred per
cent stronger, and attribute these results
20 the use of thr SAEsArARILLA, which
recommend with all confidence AS the
best blood mcdlcn. ever devised. | took
it in small Hoses three times day, and
used, IN all less than two bottles. | place
these facts at Your service, hoping their
publication NAV do good.
Yours respectfully, L. p WILLIS"
The above instance is hut one Of the many
| constantly coming I" our notice, which prove
the perfect adaptahIlity Of AYERS SAR>A-
"NKIliA to the cure Of all diseases arising
| froH impure or impoverished blood. and a
,yra f,Du,l vitality
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29
Rev. Father WldS'
EXPERIENCE.

THE Re-. Il. =. winds. well-kn"wn cit.
missIuna', IL. sew YORK, and Er"ih.r
Of .neI.t .....u s'!t Judge "iid-. of the
ia-.arni-=. >n.Iru" Court. writes
Daily Republican., 1883-08-29

If III" Qnicksteps had heldcd as well
as they batt"d yesterday, the HARRIS
burg club would have been smut out.