The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1883-01-02
]. RAK@CELLANEOUS.

If you have q secret confde it to
stingy man. He never gives anything
away.
"A woman living in Fall River, Mass,
has had Eve husbands The divorce court
has been kinder than death to her-or to
her husbands.
The Nickel Church, to be built at
Palestine, Texss, is to be paid for by not
less than zoe, 600 persons contributing
nickel apiece.
y OF would be happier man if you
would take fiffy per cent. off of the bad
reports about your neighbors and put
fifty per cent On the good ones.
There was lady at Saratoga few
days age who was said to have one hun
dred s nd four euperb toilets. 1t was not
stated 1t what bank her husband was
cashier
-a Lie ssill, Bridget" said Pat to his
wife VIXEN the burglars got into the
house san' ef the spalpeans foind any4
thing, be jabers we'll get up an take it
from 'ena-"
"A london society Journal says the
fashionable honeymoon now extends over
three months The long abandoned
fashion Of marrying for love must have
been revived.
Mistress to new cook " On Wednes-
days and Saturdays, / shall 60 to market
with you" New cook: avery well,
mum bub --he,e ssv;-s-sv- GARRY Jne
basket, frumP"
q Brilliantly handsome widows have
been NOSE numerous than ever At the Sum-
mer resets this season. Il beats all how
many men with /" brilliantly handsome"
wives dig young.
=" Can you tell me-" asked Sunday
school teacher of little girl, " Why the
Isreslit~ made golden calf z !" Because
they HASN'T gold enough to make . cow"
was the: response. 81
The, other night an amateur prize
fighter Ma killed by mule, in Fayette-
Vile, Arkansas Banum wants the mule,
bnt the people of the town are unwilling
to part with him.
--Sirtce Sarah Bernhardt's illness her
husban9, NJ Damala, has been forced to
wear glasses. He dates the use Of them
ba:, Il to.the morning when he tried to lace
his shoes with his wife.
"A Ehicagn man, who was sleeping
with brace sc revolvers under his pillow,
was robbed the other night. He has
thrown the weapons down well and mar
ried q woman who snores.
-.Dees your wife take much exercised"
asked Henderson Of Fogg. whose family
is es the seaside. " Exercise I" exclaimed
Fogg; 81 should say 90. She changes
her dress six times every day
-.Tha proof seems strong that the hog
supply this year is very short, and pork
must remain high. This 10 good time
for farmers 10 change the habit of eating
80 mucA pork, and to take to vegetables.
and nsatton, and fowls, and cheaper
meats, home made; also to prepare to
make ell the pork needed On tho farm
after thss year, whether pork bears . high
or lot price. The safest way for
farmer b to make bis own food supplies
as com4iete ~ possible, and never allow
himself ito ask the question whether %
can bur meat and bread Of Western farm
ers cheaper shan he can make them him.
self sH9
Tia late Prot. Agassis once sid to .
friend !: . win frankly tell you that my
experisi,ce ID prolonged scientific invest,-
Qst;onk eonvinces me that belief n Goa
"a God Who Is behind and within the
chaos II vanquishing points Of human
knoxle1 adds ! wonderful stimulus
10 The pen Who attempts TO penetrate INTO
the re4iona III the unknown. In mysen
mar ~ tbaS I never make the prepsrS
t;o1s III penetrating into soma smsl.
prosinAN Of k6snre hitherto uudiscovere0
Without breething : prayer t. the 6eang
Wis hixoa HI sserets ikom me eniI y
allars ~ Grasiously on 70 ths uniola'n&
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