The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-12-13
EDIToRTAL NEWs NoTEs

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then Randall was backed by the cor
Doraiicns.
a Missouri river exchange calls Col
Anthony the "Rose-wateT Of Kansas.
Now, there ia such thing as carrying 1
joke too far
The election of Carlisle is received al
along the line as a bonm for Mcdonald
Hendricks starts for Europe for an 10
definite stay.
Jay Gould has been drawn on jury
When it comes to death and the inexor
able demands of the American judiciary
all men are equal.
There are still Afew papers in Kansai
which have not printed the presidenri
message OF published an editorial OF
the "Solid South"
4 PlutOcracy has raised Its awful heAC
in Kansas. The Arkansas Valley Edit
oriAl Association reports balance o.
$3.50 In It's treasury.
The English press lie not pleased will
1fr. Arthur's message. The presiden
of the United States generally writes fol
American consumption.
The Atchison Globe chAracteriz,i
"Fun on the Bristol" as "clean and
amusing entertainment" We wish Ed
Howe had left that unsaid.
Ninety members Of the present house
could not swear that they "hed never
borne arms against the United States Oh
furnished aid 70 her enemies
"RomAny Rye" continues to I'LL the
ellis opera house at Kansas CIty every
night. "Rock and Ryen has always
drawn excellent houses at that place.
II must have been a trife awkward
tor Marsh Murdoch when gentleman
stepped up to him in hotel at Wash
Ington the other day and addressed him
as Ell Perkins.
Close upon the resignation Of Joe Wal
son e. mayor of Topeka, Col. h. Miles
Moore throws up the sponge as city at
torney of Leavenworth. There seems TO
be room in Kansas for few more Ohio
men.
The clock in the house Of repFesen-
tatives keeps the old time. 1t would
scarcely be In accordance with the fit
ness Of things TO turn 1t forward in view
of the election Of q square-toed Bonr-
bon to the ONCE Of speaker.
Maud 8. is said 10 be rapidly going to
pieces e the result of too many trial
heata given her by her owner. Mr.. Van
derbilt. When Il comes to . question
of soeed Alice Oates still seems to 'lay
It over" all Of her competitors.
Kansas City Times: Mr.. Arthur Is
message Is so smooth and unctuous, in
strict harmony with the characteristics
of its distinguished author. that it in
dicates the president could be happy
with either party, were the other for
him.
Col. Jennison, who was recently ar
rested in LeavenWorth for violating
the liquor law, gave bond signed by
men worth in the aggregate more than
three million dollars. There is nothing
like being supported by strong public
sentiment
Atchison Globe: 1t is only step
from the sublime to the ridiculous. On
Thursday last Noble Preniis was being
Congratulated on every hand a. BRIDE
groom; this morning he was quarreling
with A. j. Harwi over the price of a
pair OF fiat irons.
The Champion claims that the reju-
venated Otis house at Atchison. when
completed, will surpass in beauty, con.
venience and attractiveness any hotel
west of Chicago or st. Louis. And YET
there are any number OF people who
scof ct the theory of evolution.
Judge Tourgee says the new statue o.
Washington in New York is great sue
Gees, and odds: "For the first time il
my life begin to believe that Wash
ington actually lived. All other repre-
sensations OF the first president make
nIm look as If he were saying Let ui
prayr"
The latest news from Europe is tina
Queen Victoria Ia excessively partia
to baked apples and that King Alfonso
and the crown prince OF Germany kissed
each other upon the departure yesterday
of the latter from spain. We otter
wonder how this country ever got alOnl
without the cable.
BY q curious provision of her stat'
constitution Michigan torbIds not only
the employment on salary of chaplaini
for either house, but prohibits any form
of religious services in her state legisla
ture. II might not be a bad idea FOL
other states to "catch on TO this pointer
and oblige their law makers to do theiI
own praying.
The Chicago Inter-Ocean says that
there is really nothing IN the world fol-
congress to do but to pass the Sppropris
ton bills and adjourn. The 10. seems Il
utterly ignore the tact that the Demo
cratic party has q reputation to sustain
for making plumbers which has beer
steadily growing in splendoT for the
past twenty-five years.
Atchison Champion: John Brown,
Jr., has written 20 the Cleveland Leader
. reply to the assault made upon his
father by Rev. d. N. Utter, IN the North
American. ne tells the whole story
which Mr.. Utter does not. He does mol
deny the PottaWatomie creek killings
which he styles executions" He tells
IN addition, that in the death of thes(
men it was q question with Brown ''al
to which side should "irst obtain the
drop" When called upon to choose
between being killed by ones enemies
or killing them, no man hesitates.
Patent medicines are an old invention
The oldest known is dutch Drops"
made in 1896. "Godfrey's Cordial" Is 4
very old medicine. "FosgAte's Cordial
made in Auburn, New York. in 1900
Is still sold. ponds Extract" has beer
manufactured for forty years. Lyons
"Kathatron," composed Of castor oil anC
alcohol, was once famous. "Sterling'I
Ambrosla" followed. Sterling pro
cured the receipt Of 3 HAIR wash
somewhere, and then found New Yorl
actress, who had such heavy long hal
that when falling loose on the back il
resembled black CLOAK This was thI
advertisement he wanted, and he pro
, cured from her an AfhdAvit that her hAlI
had grown 70 such length and thickness
after uslng his AmbroaiA eighties
months. He had pictures Of her taken
and these and the affdaYit sold hi
} wash for = long time.
i Atchison Globe: A Community @
Capo0s having long witnessed with In
, dignatlon the LaWless Career of the Foz
imported venerable Cock endowe'
with great Lung power, with whom the
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