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Telegraphio Market Report,
WOOL QUOTATIONS..

BosToN, Jan. 2A-The demand for
wool is steady. Prices are unchanged
Ohio and Pennsylvania tieeces, 500 40;
for y 40, Xxx AZ,
Michigan and Wisconsin heeces have
been sold at 37@3S for good average, but
the demand has been moderate. No. |
Heeces are selling at 42045.
Michigan and Ohio are in moderate
demand, the latter price being for choice
combing.
Delaine heeces are quiet, at 4O@44;
fine Delaine 46g49, and No. combins,
unwashed tieeces are in steady demand
and continue to sell at wide range Of
prices. The principal transactions are
within the range OF 2i@32 for fine and
medium grades.
California wool is quiet; 25@3O for
fair and choice lines of springs, down to
l28l3 for low fall. Pulled is more
steady, and in fair demand, at 42G47 for
choice; 20040 for common and good.
In foreign wool nothing Of any conse-
quence has been done.
, 1883-01-26

taking her engines to pieces and the
new boiler will arrive in about two
months. Before six months from this
time the Eliza Anderson will again be
numbered among the useful steamers Of
the Puget Sound fleet.
, 1883-01-26
By Telegraph.
Senatorial Votes.

ST. PAUL, Jan. 22.-Another joint
ballot for Senator was without result, az
tJllow5: Window A. Wilson 2G, bal.
ance scattering; total vote l23.
LfvcoLS, Neb.. Jan. %. Two votes
for Senator were taken today. Stcckci
had -, the highest among a dozen can
dilates.
, 1883-01-26
Sinking Of a Steamcr.

new YORK, Jan. 2l.-Kuhnhardt &
Co., agents of the Hamburg-American
Steam Packet Company, state that they
received yesterday afternoon cable
dispatch from Hamburg, informing them
the steamer Sultan, which arrived at
Hamburg last night, had collided in the
German ocean. off Buskum, in dense
fog, with an unknown steamer, sup
posed to be the Cimbria, which sailed
from Hamburg on the 18th for Havre
and New York.
This evening Messrs. Kuhnhardt& Co.
received a second dispatch, conveying
the following intelligence:
HAMBURG, Jan. 1.-The Cimbria was
sunk Friday morning twelve miles south
west OF Baskum by the British steamer
Sultan. She sunk in fifteen minutes
after the collision. Thirty persons
landed at Cuxhaven this evening. Other
boats are still out. Our steamers Bes
sarahia and Hansa, and several tug ,
leave Immediately in search of the other
boats The Cimbria was a vessel Of 1851
tons, 1926 feet long, and was built at
Greenock in 1867.
LONDON, Jan. u. The details Of the
Cimbria disaster show that the loss Of
life must have been fearful. Il dis
patch from Hamburg, sent by the Ham
burg-American Steamship Co., says;
So far 56 persons from the Cimbria have
been landed. A number of them are at
the Meser Lighthouse. The names Of
these are not yet ascertained. The CHM
bria left Hamburg on Thursday, Will
$50 passengers and crew OF 110.
, 1883-01-26

"WHEy in the course # human events.
il becomes nec"ssary'-to pWchGsr
articles for the house, tell your wife t, 30
to Cliuger's.
, 1883-01-26
Post Higencer,l

fOSt-iHttUtyeHceFI
SEATTLE, Jan. 24.--Flour has again
taken step up, having advanced steadi-
ly for the past two months, hardly a
week having gone by without an advance
in price being noted. We quote extra
$6 35 to 6 80 per bbl; family, S. 70.
Oats-no change. Market quiet, but
rather firm.
Bacon--no change. We quote Cali
fornia II to Is cents; country cured, II
to Is cents; hams, Is to 16 cents; lard,
l6 to IL cents.
Butter is coming in to market in con-
siderable quantities from California. No.
l fresh roll brings from 30 to 3715 cents
per pound.
Eggs-no change. We quote 25 to 40
cents per dozen.
Chickens--frm. We quote So so to
6 90 per dozen.
Potatoes market weaker. The recent
cold weather destroyed large quantities.
Shipping demand unimproyed. Small
lots have been sold at from 30 to 40 cents
per bushe. Choice in small lots have
brought during the week as high as 40
per bushel.
Onions-we quote IL cents per
pound.
Oranges have commenced coming
into the market Several large ship
ments were received yesterday per Geo.
W. Elder. We quote So 80 per box.
, 1883-01-26

TUE heavy wind at New Tacoma on
Tuesday night came near running the
shipping at that point, and fully dem
onstrating the fact that that harbor
is not a ct one for a great commercial
city. Every north blow, like the last
one, will sweep the har5or As was once
said by practical engineer, there are
but two harbors on Puget Sound which
are perfectly safe at all times Olympia
and Port Townsend. AS commercial.
harbor, Olympia is too far ahead to com
pare with any others on the Sound, and
sooner or later commerce will settle that
point-Olympia TrdRscript.
, 1883-01-26
lie Knows whereof lse Amrins.


SANTA Rosa, Cal, Dec. l, lSSO.
II. II. WARNER & Co.: SirS-I have
used your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
aud fad it all You claim for it in kidney
trouble. T.. L. FASSEB,
President Santa Rosa Bank
, 1883-01-26
OFFICERS ELECT.

Pros. Atty, 30 Dst.C. NJ. Bradshaw, Pt-Tovnsend.
jefferson County;
Auditor, James Scavey, Port Townsend.
Treasurer, Frank A. Bartlett, Port Townsend.
Probate Judge, JJ. H. Van BOkEelen ~. townsend
Sheriff, j. +. Sheehan, Port Townsend
Coroner. B. ) llOXsic,
school Supt.. Il. A. Collins, Port Discovery.
County Commissioners r. u. Attridge, Port lud-
low ;Jas A. Smith, Port Discovery; a. A. Plum
mer, Port Townsend
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Ir you wan, tho bt,. 'ca IN Port Town.
snnd. 90 TO jas. Jones opposite Central
Hotel. he will furnish YOU with tho
Purity UncnlDrcd Japan Tea, for which
he is sole agor,,
, 1883-01-26
Territorial Officers,

Governor, VIM. A. Newell, Olympia.
Secretary, n. II. Owings,
Treasurer, r. n. Ford,
Auditor, T. NJ. Reed,
L. :. Marshal, Charles Hopkins, Seattle:
L, $. Pros Attorney j. b. Allen, Walla Waila-
u. S. Asst, Z. II. Hanford, Seattle
Chief Justice, II. 5. Grecne, Seattle.
Ayso. :. G. Wingard, Walla Wala.
" Jno. p. Hoyt, Olympia.
, 1883-01-26

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TESTIMONIALS
kOrter's CutayacO.

Mr.. VIM, kortrr, Port Townsend's S
tonsorial artist, has made a discovery
which bids fair to prove source of
blessing to afflicted humanity in the
restoration of natural capillary covering
to bald heads, and curing scalp diseases,
etc. Below will be found few testimo-
mails from well-known persons here
abouts who have tested the merits of
this already popular medicine in various
ways. Other testimonials could be had
were it not for the reluctance of parties
to have their names in print. There is
no humbug about the matter, and, in
this age of cheap imitation, it is refresh
ing to know what you are buying. Mr..
Korter has restored hair TO scalps COM
pletely bald, and is now experimenting
on the Uranium of gentleman who lost
his hair thirty-one years ago. From
what the Lutavaco has already done We
confidently expect victory for it. If
heads long since shiny and slick can be
restored to their youthful condition by a
simple, harmless medicine, the social
world will be revolutionized and many
sensitive men will be spared mortitica-
ton. Read what patrons say;
PORT TOWNSEND, Jan. IL, 1888.
WM. KoRTER:-Sir:-I have always
had thin hair on my head from boyhood,
and last summer I became troubled with
dandruff and my hair commenced to fall
out. used one bottle of your Cutava-
co; it cured the dandruff, and l have
more hair on my head now than l ever
had before. Yours truly,
CHARLES BUSCH.
PORT Discovery, Jan. 8, 1888.
WILLIAM KoRTER:-Dedr Sir:-My
hair was falling out for some time and l
have tried every thing in the hair restor-
ative line and have found nothing that
stopped it until / bought bottle of
yours, and now my hair has stopped
coming out and new hair is growing, 1t
is with pleasure that recommend it to
every one that is afflicted with the same.
d. BETTY.
PoRT TOWNSEND, JAN 5, 1888.
WILLIAM KoRTER:-Dedr Sir:-My
hair was falling out for sometime and !
found nothing to stop it until bought
one bottle of your Cutavaco, which did
so in two weeks.
Yours truly.
, 1883-01-26
SHIPPING NEWS.

The barkentine MOdoc, now loading
at San Francisco will sail for Sound
ports on Saturday next.
Ship City of Brooklyn was recently
sold in San Francisco for $4,000, A. &.
Simpson, A. P. Trask, Capt Gage and
others were the purchasers.
Goss & Sawyer, shipbuilders Of Bath,
Maine, have contracts for over dozen
new vessels. The shipwright5 on the
Pacific Coast have so many contracts
for new vessels that they are compelled
to refuse some good jobs.
Captain Young OF the British steamer
Barnard Castle proceeds Immediately to
England, to take command OF the new
steam Collier, Wellington, now nearly
completed at Newcastle.on-Tyne, for
Dunsimuir, Diggle & Go. She will
sail in February. Captain Co!yin,
late mate Of the Barnard takes COM
mand. Capt Smith has arrived from
England and takes command ot the
HyIton Castle on her next arrival from
the North-S. L. Alta.
POst-THieiEgsHcer, NJ Jan. 81
The steamer Lily has been hauled
ont on Mite helrs ways. She is receiv-
ing a new boiler, new engines, and un-
dergoing a general oyerhauling
During Sunday night the steamer
Libby arrived here with the wreck Of
the Josephine in tow. The hCll though
badly torn up in two or three places,
can be repaired At comparatively Light
expense. anl thcm7rFinary is yey lit
'lo damaged, and III intact, exc"r. 'he
boilo-. which iunp,l out Of the steam
or Mt the time Of the accident.
Quite forca q men are now at work
rn the Anderson. Her upper works
will be all stripped of, anl new houses
put on in their places. MacAipiats aTe
, 1883-01-26
Yours truly,
JNo. A. HAMMOND.
PORT TOWNSEND, Jan. Is, 1893.

IOhT lOWNSEND, Jan. 10, lCDo'
WILLIAM KoRTER :-Sr:-I have used
your preparation for the hair, called
Cutayaco, for the last three months and
it gives me pleasure to state to yourself
as well as to the general public, that for
q hair restorer and producarof healthy
growth of hair / have never seen its
equal, besides it keeps the scalp in a
good healthy and clean condition,
wherefore at the present time when the
market is flooded with worthless nos
trums, it can be conscienciously recon-
mended to all who are in need Of hair
restorer Of true virtue.
Yours very truly,
Il. w. DELIoN.
Commission Merchant and Shipping
Agent.
PORT TOWNSEND, Dec. q, 1889.
WILLIAM KoRTER:--Sir:-This is to
certify that my hair nearly all came out
first in spots as large as the palm of my
hand, then the rest commenced to fall
out. / used everything that | thought
would prevent it from coming out, but
the remedies did me no good. / was
persuaded to use your Cutavaco which /
did, and in three months had new
growth OF hair coming again, and today
/ have full growth Of hair on my
head, which can be seen by anyone
wishing to. / have used one bottle only
Of your Cutavaco and it has produced
such good results that [ can recommend
it to all, as it is all you claim it to be.
Very Respectfully,
FRANK II. WOODLEY.
, 1883-01-26

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WILLIAM KoRTER:-Dedr Sir:-My
hair was falling out for sometime and ]
found nothing to stop it until bought
one bottle of your Cutavaco, which did
so in two weeks.
1,-
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-07-23
Sc mar ha8 erIe INN hleibt
SaS ctustae Observation-Disclosures

SaS cimSt9e Gd)utcrSctt=&ettnaiftcl,
bos ougeubItdli6 Die Idredlibten G6mcrsen
1ti1t uuo GutSitltou1igeH ullb BlutanDrang
hilbert, 9leidpiel Db lie III Der @lInge. in
Nto9el, III ben @tn9eDeioe1t. ben GriileI
ooer ol1Deren Gr9altelt auftreten, menn rtGll
oaS Oetttel etllntal bellubt; InD 3par
SIT elmer bis atpatsig 9Gtnatten.
@lei6piel mie sroB bieG9mer3en ou6 Isin
nD9eu Die an 3fbeumotiSnll5 yei0enben, bic
gettldgeri9en. bic Serfriippeltel, Die 9feru0-
Ten, Die on ~JterpeulDeb uro anDereu Rruutz
beite1 2eibeuDet meroen bur9 Die Nulpen=
buno pom RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
Gu9enbltdli6 Stnoerlllt9 finben.
Gt1ts1rO4ttss oer 9ftcrett, Gftsittt=
01&4t9 Oct State 0eOdr1n= GlItSin=
ouug, 2tu9e1z&On9etio1, OGl5zgeiDel1,
2titbma, @ersflopfen, 6piteril6e MufdQe,
8rdlne, 6Opfpeb, 5~3abnianter3e't, 0ter=
poiitdt 9terpenipe1, S6l01nlt9feit,
Gbe1matiSntllS, 0itftlpeb, Gruit=, Giif>
fem Dber @lieberidmerSen, Suetf6uu=
gen, 8ertan6ungeu, SranbipuuOen,
fdltes uto blBt9eS 6teber.
Die Q%nrpenounQ pom READY RELIEF
on ben leibeubet Sbetlelt perldafft au9el1=
. blidli6e 2tltberltn9 ltnb @rleidterun9.
SreiBi9 bis ledD5i9 Sropfet in eln flettes
GloS @aIier betleu Ill rDentgel1 Nuge1bllfeu
8rdupfe, Mogeniaure, Gobbrennci, bili0ies
&opfpeb, 9iorrboe, 0tlbr, 6Olif, Gldpun9eu
NIB aIle iuuerliGen Gdmer5en.
J~teiienbe iouten tets eineTloiGe DON RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF bel Ii6 trageit.
9Se1i9e Sropfen bapon, in g2oIier getbar,
beu9en alien BEN Granfbeiten NIB oamtt per=
fniipften 2eiben, Die aus benz @ebruu6 un=
gerp06nten Srintmoiiers entiprin9en, Dor.
IS lit elm beIierer Stintulalt ais 6rou3z
hrnn1tpeirt p0er QitterS.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-07-23

0brpei9en, Gur6fou, Cholera Morbus ober
f6n1er5bofter S~tublgaug meroeu inuerbolb
10 bis 20 Utiruteu f@trirt, rpenu man RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF noc6 Der Gie=
brau6Son1pei}lu9 eiunimnt. Meber &Iut=
anbrong nod @ntiiinoung, meoer S6mG1e
nod A~bgeiponutbeit iOt9t ouf ben @cbrou1
DDn r. r. RELIEF.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-07-23
aaSauan's rea&tltre1tNe Ttleat
8oufommete Iur9auSett, Iinoernbe Qbz
fiibrnittet, lpirfen obnc S6mer3,
tets superlaIjiQ ltnp natiirlih.

SDutonllllelte Nur9altSet, llt0erlt0e Nbz
fitbrnttttet, 1ptrfel obnc Sdner3,
tets 5uDerlailig ltno natiirlid.
Sin beGetabtltIdes GrIebnnitteI fir SsaIom,eI.
g6utq obnc8 eiseidmad, elegant nit iHBem Sara aloz
dirt, ~purgireuo, f~rqulirena, ~retni9cub uuo t~rdttiaeuo.
GnOtuaD'S EiI4en sur 0eilung aaer Ytoeenz, yebcrz,
Fopiueb, 6artlcibteteit, GeritopfunG, luueroaulihteit
$0pspepiie, GauenIeioeu, 1Steber, nnterletbseni8unounQ
ndmerrboioe1 uub aler St0rlngeu Der 9inoelueice.
Ciein UegetG5ittid, teine Spur pom Dtertlr, Dtineralien
Ober idaolihen DrogueH.
e @tau 5eadte ~iolgeube Gpnptoms pon 6ranf6etz
ten Der @eroouun9sorSone; 9erltoptung. tn1ertide
Sdmorrboiben, 8luipUlung nod benz &ople, Sdure i'm
Ntooen, ue5etfeii, Soptr.uutu, gfel Dor benz @fen, Dtaz
aeu0rrden, ldurc5 NuIuoReH, lIntenoe ODER bebeubc Ginz
pineung in btr Oiager9rube, Atbemlor9feit uuo
9them6ei6ueroer 23eheu oes Screens, e~ritideroes
@efihI beim 2tescu, 5iefen .ooer Store nor ben 4u9eu.
Sie5er uuo nuiEpic S6bHerSen I'M 6ople, Utunga
en- ausbiufun9, ge(Ge5 alusieDrr Der 6out uno Der Nuz
%stisOern, pI6slt9e AuiwaaunS pom 3ige, Bremen Se5
Sleiides.
@inigc Goien pom 81 a 6pd 8illen weroen ben
R6rpsr pom alien obeugeuanuter &ranfbetten beirelen.
WrctS 25 Gents ole g@a@feI. Sci
&tpptDefertt SIT babctt.
Man leIe: 80 a b runb Sal d."
D2on Idife cine Griefntorfe oil 81 10 an
$50, 9to. 80 Q8arrenz, GGe Der @bur9s
Ctr, Seem gOrf.
w- gslebrnns, GauienOe uOn Dollars wsrtb, wirS
baIiir 3ugeibidt peroen.
esu oas RabIifmitt.
GerIorat ia MIR 9~ta0uau's unb adtet oorauf, ouB Der
y1ame p~9tabWag" it9 aHi Dem setauIten @rtt1el 0sFHoet'
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-07-23
Hamhufger Linie.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES waaetfabrt stttte,p

G0utbttt9sWntettf1tt1@e WaGetf1brt gtftteis
0~efcuIGlaft.
Dtrefte wSdentLi6e itzGompfi8tfffobrt sroii6en
YORK,
-Rlpnoutb, GGcrbourg, 6oure, Sonbou Qarts -un6
Ian URIC.
@te Santpfer hteier Xiuie %bef6rOert bic @eretnt9teu
@taatertzpoit 1nb merben pGbrenb be5 Sobres re9ets
mdbi9 Gonaerftae BON &ep 9orf mad 6ambnr8 dbs
iabren. 3p1 gtetp g(cse:
|. @aiite 500. 2. Gojrte $50. 3wiI6enbef $50.
Gamltug>D ompfer: 1. Gullte: &65 uGb $40.
8tllete critic @ajIte bteier 0ampTer Don Seem gorf mad
Samburs un6 3tetOur s125 unO $130.
&nn &Gni9ltrg, SABRE 9oer Soitthnntgtou:
@{Gete fiir ssts= rs,so GiGcetie:
/. @aihte $1S5. 2. @0iute: $110. .3piidenoet: $50.
Son 9telu Yort mad Qari8 80. =. 3wtibenoed: $3.50
tnD iutitd S53N
&inber 8mfi8em ltn6 y So9ren bte 6dIfte. sinner
inter 1 S0br frei. (Nue incl. 5ef6itt9ung)
QSe9en 8aIiage wenbe man i6 an
s.. .. Jftdar0 & So, @cHeral>N uIa9esN9enters
p6er an: 9io. 161 8roaopap, NerD PORT,
TetientnGt 4 @o5mtnsfi,
neutrality-suspicious. rIr ben Wetet
50 II. 81 6tFtb Npenue @9icG9o.
Die BON bieier gtnte beraHs8e8ebene European
Tourist Gazette" miro @ppIitanten gratis ~Suseianbt.
12at
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1883-07-23
MOC0riA
in ibren peri6ieOenen SOrmen,
6dffiffeIfIeEarr,

GaItes 1tttS btBtgcS fStcbcr gebeilt fir
SO @ents. is giebt fem anoereS 6eilnnittel
in Der 0elt. mas 10 i6ueQ oIe @rten pom Size
Der beilt, m09en ite pom perborbener 2uft Ma-
laria) ober beeenertrter Sale tommen, nt09eu
lie S6arlo6s, 9terpenfieber, &ppbus p6er
oelbes Sieber beiBelt, ais unter 3u3iebutg
DON st a D 10 p's BiIeu-Radway's Ready
Relief.
Tinmfsis 0etts Die GIafbe.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-03-15

should want to eat such old butter when
he can buy some five years old at any
grocery is a question not before the
house.
An enterprising chap in New York
advertises that he is prepared to receive
orders for the composition Of dime
novels, circus advertisements and other
cxtrayagant pieces OF fiction. Ills lie
abilities are not estimated, but they
must be immense.
A st. Louis butcher has eloped with a
neighbours wife. Something should be
done with these butchers. 4 butcher
who will charge q customer % cents q
pound for beef and then walk off with
that mans rib should be ground in one
of his own sausage machines,
Not in-"Is your father in?" asked
an Austin landlord, in search Of back
rent. The little boy, who was sitting
on the front steps devastating large
slice Of bread and butter, replied be-
tween bites; NO, he amt in town.
suppose you 90 and ask him if lee is
not IN. "He amt awake yet -
Teacher "What bird did Noah send
out Of the ark ?' Smallest boy in the
class CATER pause) Dove sir y
Teacher. Very well. But | should
have thought some Of you big boys
would have known that Tall pupil
Please, sir, that boy ought to know,
sir. cause his fathers n bird ketcher,
sir.
They were passing through the Nat
ural History Museum, and were about
entering one Of the rooms devoted to
ornithological specimens, when one Of
them stepped back with look Of hor-
ror in bis yisage. "Oh, don't go in
thcre! he exclaimed ''Why, what s
the matterp' asked the other. MAT
teri those billsl they send cold shud-
der through me
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-03-15
MEDICAL ETHICS.
The Oondoned Mistake Young Doctor
Made at the Outset of His Practice.

The other evening they were having
a Jolly time over in Schncidcr'- back
room when Bill Matson came in and
apologiZed for being late, saying that
his grandmother had got the measles,
aud he had been after doctor for her.
at the same time winking slyly at
Schneider.
"Shol You don't say sor' calculated
Bliilkins as he stirred up the sugarfrom
the bottom Of the glass and crowded the
lemon peel up against its side. you
viii have to be careful with the old lady,
Bill especially when she gets TO teeth
ing, What doctor did you get?"
Jones.
"Hc's a good one Eve known him
ever since he commenced practicing.
He rot into trouble the first thing by
saving a mans life, but he don't DO so
any more
Tell us about it, Blf.'
you see, there was old Noxon, who
used 20 have row with his wife about
three times n week He got cranky,
and made mp hin mind to shuttle of 50
he filled mp with laudauum and went to
bed. When the old lady found him he
was coidcr'n wedge. She went to
screaming, and rs fast Il, the neighborS
came in. sent them of after n doctor.
Some of them went in one direction,
and some in another, and il wasn't long
before the doctors began to congregate.
"Smith got there first and looked the
old man over. Dead, says he and
went away.
"Thcu Brown came in. Dead says
he.
Jones was the third-onc in, and he
rammcd stomach-pump down the old
man throat and pumped up the drug
store. Then he reversed the pump and
flooded the old man with water. and
after sloshing him around for good
while, same MS if he was rinsing out n
cider barrel, he pumped ont the water.
and then flooded him again. NoXon
wasn't in the habit of taking So much
water in his'n, and pretty soon he began
TO gasp and kick Before morning
Jones had him all right, feeling dead
sure that there was but one lirst-class
doctorin the world A few days after
wards he presented his bill.
What's this for?' says old NoNon.
For saving your life the other
night, says Jones
"Well, didn't ask YOU to- | never
employed YOU, and TN not pay it.
You no business coming in here and
jamhing your old pump down my neck.
Brown is my family-physician, and I'll
not pay anybody else says NoXon.
so away went Jones to Browns OIL
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-03-15
Robert p. Porter. WRITING from Dew,.

Robert p. Porter, writing from Dews-
bury, Eng, the center Of the wooden
manufacturing interest, to the New
York Tribune, states that million of
people are to be found in Dewsbury and
the towns clustered about it, and nearly
one-half this population consists Of
operatives. The value OF the annual
product is G16,000.000 Average earn
ings, including high-priced overseers,
is 81 week. The Poor House census
of this vicinity is upward of 10000.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-03-15

AT MofTetts Drug Store, they are
selling a large amount of Smith.
Stenrns n Co.'S mixed paints at ten
per cent. less than pure white lead
aud oil can be mixed, aud which
they warrant to last hcice as long.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-03-15

good brown Shooting, 6 cents yard
81 good beached Shrtmg cents yard.
very good bleaehcd Shifting scents yard,
very best bleachcd Shiring, 10 cents u yard
Dress Goods, cents a yard
Checked Fannes, 10 cents yard
And All other goods in proportion, IN order to
prepare for Spring trade. j. DELLER.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-03-15
Greut 1ucti0n ,SnIe

OF Dolmaus, Circulars, listers,
Beavers, Sackings, Cancels Hair
Cloth, Paisley aud Brocha Shawls,
Silks, Fine Persian Cashmeres, etc,
at f OSBORNE q SONS.