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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Joaquin Miller says the daily news
paper is "the six-shooter of civiliza-
ton" Then man who carries a
newspaper in his pocket is liable to be
arrested for carrying concealed weap-
ons.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Yeast was invented in the year
'leaven.-New York News. And
gaming in the year won.-Henderson
On. c. Gold Leaf Fingers were
made in the year five, and the first
free lunch disappeared in the year ate.
New York News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

This is an age of universal deceit,
even the honest old farmer is often guilty
of watering his Chicago Eye.
We never knew person to eat ordi'
nary lumber, but we have known them to
dine on shipboard.- Whitehall (N ~
Times.
The latest mathematical question runs
as follows: Two girls met three other
girls and all kissed. How many kisses
were exchanged?
"A contemporary publishes poem
addressed "To an assassin" That's right
assassns deserve punishment; address
your poetry to them. Free Press
Germantown has young lady SC
proficient in piano playing that upon i'm
itating storm the other night over q
hundred people caught cold from the
dampness that prevailed. .-PMladciphio
Press
-"Hey, Johnny is your daddy homer
"You're right he is" "Well, will you
tell him I want to see him?" "Oh, ho
knows that good enoughl an that's why
he's run out an hid in the woodshed. v
Yonkers GdseHe.
"A young child in Oregon died from
the effects Of swallowing the leaves of ar
almanac. It is suspected the seven-cor
nered name of a new liver remedy adver
tised therein stuck in the child's wind
pipe.-NoriStown Herald.
Papa" asked little six-year ole
daughter of an uptown physician, "wasn't
Job doctorT' ~ never heard that ht
was; whyT" because mamma said, the
other day, that she didn't think you had
any of the patience of Job."-N y Jour
nal.
What we Want
we want no man Of massive brain.
No man Of wealth or mighty power,
No owner great of acres broad
To solve the question of the hour;
We want simple-minded man,
With common good horse-sensc, no more
To pass bill to fine the man
Who always fails to CLOSE the door.
-"Be careful how you drink or you'll
wash the color from your cheeksl" said 8
gentleman at fashionable party, as he
handed glass Of water to lady
'There is no danger of your ever taking
water enough to remove the color from
your face" was the good-natured retort
-"You seem to feel down-hearted to
day, Dennis" said his employer. "What'l
the matter with your" "It's sore dis
tressed am, sor. Felix Maguire's con
nivin' daughter has run of wild me BY
Mickie, an there's no wan lift to comfort
me in me ould age" "It's very sad
Dennis" eyes, sor; it's an eclipse o.
| the son."-N Y. Tribune.
-"Is the doctor in?" "Don't liv,
here" said the lawyer, who was in full
scribble over some old documents. go
] thought this was his Office" "Nex
door" "Pray, sir, can you tell me ha
the doctor many patientsT "Not liv
ing" The old gentleman told the stor,
in the vicinity, and the doctor threat
ened the lawyer with libel.-Chicagc
| Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

An exchange speaks of man who
recently bit another mans thumb of
in a quarrel. The paper does not say
where the man came from, but the
Kennebec Journal thinks he must
have been from Gnawthumberland.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Carpenter" said gentleman find
ing a lot of nails strewn about the
floor, "if you do not pick up these
nails they will be lost" "No fear,
sir" said the man; "you will find
them all in the bill."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

The unfortunate women who toll at
the sewing machine are confronted
with this additional danger. When
they get mad at the machine it's GER
tain to bring on hemmerage.-Pitts
burph Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A young Nebraska farmer refused
to marry his betrothed because she
used powder. He evidently thought
it unsafe to have match where there
was so much powder.-Boston Tran
script.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

The newest and finest bridge in
Pittsburgh is receiving coat Of sky
blue paint. A bridge, to be solid, OF
course ought to be azure thing.-Pitts-
burgh Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Pugilists are generally considered
plucky fellows, but none of them get
through with a sparring match with
out feinting.-Boston Commercial Ad-
vertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A scientist says that a discord struck
violently on piano will kill lizard.
1t may be, but one can't always get
at a piano so easily as he can grab a
stick, which is just as good.-Boston
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Red Cloud has discovered gold
mine on his reservation. He is one
of the few clouds which have golden
lining.-New York Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

That's the right-full heir to a large
estate" quoth Rather to Snlithers
at Parker's this morning. Eyes,
| see he is pretty drunk" returned 5.
Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

DIR. Monroe is curious old hermit in
Arizona. Heis the only dweller in Rucker
Valley. At the back of his cabin some
sacks were hung, as though carelessly, but
when drawn aside the opening of tun-
mel was disclosed. This secret passage was
l20 feet long, arched with stones, enlarged
to a considerable chamber in the center,
and represented years of hard work by
the owner. He had arranged a keg of
gunpowder, with fuse ready to be
lighted, 80 that, in case his enemies dis
covered him in this retreat, he could blow
them and himself to pieces. The foes
were imaginary ones, of course, but he
firmly believed in their existence, though
sane on all other matters.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
Advertising Rates.

business Cards. year, dollar for every line.
local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months longer,
. discount Of 25p per cent.
Advertisements unaccompanied by verbal on written
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Advertisements, under contract, ordered out 10
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No paper discontinued until all arrearages are aid
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Transient advertisements must be paid In advance.
s9-Terms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts Inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Dealers in antiquities will pay a big
price for the last straw which broke
the camel's back.-New York Adver-
tiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

AN eighteen months old child and a
little terrier were left alone in an open
windowed room at Newburg, n. Y, the
other day, and, when, after three min
utes' absence, the child's mother re-
turned, she found her youngster hanging
out of the window with the little ter
rier's teeth fastened in its clothes, the
dog bracing with all its strength against
the inside Of the sill, and looking mutcly,
anxiously and appealngly for haste and
help. When the rescue had been effect
ed, the dog relieved of his burden flew
joyfully around the mother and child,
barking out the delight it could not ex-
press in human language.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

"Charge, Chester !" shouted the
druggist, as he sold a lung pad on
credit.-Cincinnat Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Did you ever see fisherman try to
walk a rod, and reel? We have
Burlington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
WIT AND HUMOR.

A corn crop; The chickens
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A damaging admission-letting the
hens into the newly planted garden.
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Suggestion to bill-posters-RomC
was not billed in a day.-New York
Commercial.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A mixed gathering-Vulgar frac'
tions.-New York Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

If man shoots a wig does he bring
down a hare Chicago National
Weekly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A train dispatcher broken tres
tle.-Atlanta Constitution.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Many wealthy Celestials live on
tea grounds.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

"a dream of fair women"-Rich
men. Baltimore Every Saturday.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A terrible "frame" of mind incloses
the picture" of despair.-New York
News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

Up in arms-The midnight baby
New York News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
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is for sale by all respectable Druggists ana country
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

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Night express east runs Sunday night instead OF
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1883-05-16

A corn crop; The chicken's.-
Puck.
Up in arms-The midnight baby.
New York News.
A train Dispatcher broken tres
tle.-Atlanta Constitution.
Many wealthy Celestials live on
tea grounds.-Boston Star.
A mixed gathering-Vulgar frac-
tions.-New York Advertiser.
"a dream of fair women"-Rich
men Baltimore Every Saturday.
A terrible "frame" of mind incloses
the picture" of despair.-New York
News.
If man shoots wig does he bring
down a are?-Chicago National
Weekly.
Suggestion to bill-posters-Rome
was not billed in a day.-New York
Commercial.
A damaging admission-letting the
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Boston Transcript.
Did you ever see fisherman try to
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25
APPLICATION FOR PATENT.

UNITED srA1Es LANn elrrIon

Buisa City ldabo. sfny H. 1913
NOTICE IL hereby etyen thai tlenrS auyer
whore fsostHfiice address fl kets1igne Aitulas
tonnts, Idaho Territory, has this day filed BITS
GILMAN
Mil site 4aaarn surface ground, by 40 feet In
width. aIusisd III Warm Spring Crack Mining
Dislrlal. 1sami ea AdtuiaH ami Reriifdry OF
fdAno sAslldlsssssasSr& ny the Held notes aud
ssiiiaiul pls.st sn af ts ahir sssilae hot No 5l
sud slt i,ssi nsasn with magnetic variation
at iH afagf ta8a III MINI Hh Tast AS follows.
BE sifss,sss sg flt sss1al poiiit whersir posted
the ubtjat, III has1 Aa, ana at Whiah point
sscrsi ss eli ain esasru OF this claim Is eStab
gtAasa and rufalatis zienae S. ~ deg w, So
taessss iasfa4 Ma Z t1Tnae ~, ID deg 80 min I.
sgsfxe Y III fYasi No "a. thenee ~, 10 deg III, $50
tr 81 1ap*ss "a 3 thence Nj, ~ deg 10 min w,
sa fsst IS ysst Nes ~ the lttlee of beginning
4aArAiatau An area Of 4 80 acres.
IgsFsaa 3ssta No, i section corner on TWP,
anss fsteass sss ranr sN n and m H. N, aominon
IA ssssi snfss Il aisi % of II II HI + NJ, asd secs
Jonf. sasl III l-N r., I4 NJ. bears NJ, aJ deg
81 nsisu H.. rs $40 feet distant
Ihf. IA IA 4ae known location ~ ths Imperial
MIA fHt@tIatm IAt - II,
Auv arsi NIL persons claiming adversely any
portion 10 said Climax Mill Site Claim or SUR
Aee ground are required 20 nile their adverse
slaifnA with the Register Of the United States
Land sfilce at HatSe CITY In the Territory oi
Iisssa Turing tha sixty DAYS perild of puhlica-
tlufr asapf. or they Will be barred by virtue OF
alie prosiSs0nsaf thastatutea
Ii lrsheros's afAlred titn tii,' foregoing Notics
ttf Patent be punIs#hea fSf the period nf slxt>
aaya item consecutive Weeksl ll the ketchuIs
kgYmTaSE Il weekly newspaper uublished q
ke1enaan. Altaras County. Idaho Territory,
u, L. b. PRIDE.
YIN Hvndrnan. Heefstef
Atty fnr Applicant NO II
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25
NERVOUS DEnII1IY

la. L. {. WssT's NERVE AND BRAIN 1hrAr@
aKsr. a guaranteed specific for Hysierle. llszi.
ness Commissions, Tits, Nervous Neuralgia.
Headache, Nervous Preparation ensSsd ~ he ase
OF alcohol ar tobacco, Nnkefulness. Seitsl De
pressioa. SafteninT of the Brain resulting n IN
sanity ard Ieadins To- misery, decay al q death
Premature Old Ayr, Tarrennees, Ioes of rewsi
in either sex. Involuntary losses. ard Spefmat-
orrhseA caused BY cyerexertion Of tho bfain self
abuse or over-nduigence. Each lbx voitain,
one months treatment. St.tna box. or six boxes
for Ss.0l ssAt,hy mail prepaid or receipt IF rrice
VIZ tsE SIX E0NFS
tn cure any esse. With each order received hy "
for six boxes, accompanied with $a.tn. we vii
send this purchaser our written guarantee To- re
fund the money il the treatment does not etiec
a cure GunrAntee issued oHly By
W0ODARD, CLARK & CO..
whc1pnA1@ Asaa Fetal Lx1EE1atA
PORTLAND, OREGON.
OydsrAa By mail will receive prompt attention
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25
APPLICATION For PATENT.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, |
Hoise City, Idaho, July !, 1881

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Hoise City. Idaho, July !, 1889.
Notice Is hereby given that the Philadelphia
Mining Il Smelling Company. an organization
Incorporated under the laws OF the State of
New Iersey by It's authorized agent, Edmund
Green. whose postotff0e address is ketGhum,
Alturas County. Idaho Territory, has this day
filed his application for patent for l,aoo linear
IRVINE
lode mining claim, bearing silver and other
mineralswIlh surface ground Gun feet in width,
situatedGn Warm Springs Greek Mining Dis
triet Comfy of Alturas and Territory of Idaho,
and designated by the field notes and official
plat ON file In tha office a. Lot No Ii, and de-
scribed In said field notes and plat With mag
netio sariation Ut II deErees cast as foilors,
to viii
beginning at the discovery point and running
thence n, IA deg ~ min west, $50 feet ia the
centre of narthwesteriy end line of claim,
thence NJ ii deg III min H., son feet to port No
thence y. q deg 30 min " quo feet TO post No 2;
thence ~, "a deu 30 min H.. 700 feet to post No
thence u. ~ dog 10 min f.. $50 feet to post No 4;
thence NJ, I'll dog 81 min e. 6t1 feet to post No, 8;
thence NJ n deg ~ min W Ia0 feet TO post No 9;
thence M IA deg 81 min w, 750 feet to post No l.
the place of beginning survey of exterior boun-
darius Of claim. Containing an area of 1871
acres claimed, exclusive OF ht8 acres in conflict
with North star lode, Lot 49,
From the centre of Southeasteriy end fiae, Z
!. NJ NJ, No. bears south 81 dog Oh nin east
laU5 feet distant
The nearest known locations are the North
Star sunday and Log Cabin,
ANY and alb persons claiming adversely any
portion of saith Ervine mine or surface vronnd
nre require te.1ie their adverse claims With ths
Register OF tina United States Land Office a
tsoiHe City In the Territory of Idaho during the
sixty DAYS period of publication hereof, OF
/ they Will be barred by virtue OF the provisions
Of the Statute.
] direct that this notice be published In thu
keteIum KEYSTONE, newspaper Published near
est the said mining claim. for die period of ak
/ ty days. D. H. H. piInE,
Vim. Hyndnan. Register
Atty for Applicant. tIy-ll,
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25
APPLICATION For PATENT
Notice M. =.
UkTTEn STATES LAND OFFICE.
UaIIaf IfIHHu. .Tu1x In IRxH /

IffTTEr HIATEH LAND OFklGE.
IIaiey, Idaho. July ~. lssI.
Notice II hereby given EhHt the Nellie Mining
IaznpHns hy tfs attorney III fact Andrew
HtesanH. whose posts,ttlee address Is Ntenna.
AftufH= County, Itiaho Territory, has this day
led hts application tor patent for i.aao linear
- s NELLIE EXTENSION
Al.ae OF vain bearing silver aud ether minerals
With suTtaaesernuid Hae faut III Width. situated
III saatuotls Mining nIatrIat County Af AItslraa
Territory uftIdaho. and designated BY the field
aates and official plat On tilp Ia this office IA
tnt Nj r, and described III said plat and fold
Hosss with lnagnette variatfnn ut II degreeH 10
minutes r.. H follows. II Wit;
beginning at tho discovery point and running
THENCE N. I'd dsa b., I1n feel to the eastern
unslaIine alaitn. themes NJ ID dog. w. 500 feet
/ past Nj /. theflee 8, n aea w, $50 feet to
last No a.thenae n. q dag 10 min W. flo feet
- pust NJ. i: thenun s.. Ii duz. H.. tud feet tn
lust Sc. l: thence a.. 60 des; ~ min.
i q, 7ss feet ct. ! % post : No "a 2;
i: thence n ii dsu, W. hnh feet tn post No. |.
tllo Rlsee Of beginning survey Of exterior boun-
elarisA If claim.
Containing an ARA OF Is O. acres claimed
from ra=t No Il. U. 4 Al NJ, No hears g.
II deg. ~ MIN W, las feet distant.
The nearest known locations are tho "Alturas'
aud the Nellie.
ANY atielala persons claiming adversely any
portion ef tie said Nellie Extension Mine or
surface ground sfe required II Tile their adj
verse eanz with the ftsstster Of the United
states LsHsi Office At HALEY. III the Territory
If iflaho. during tho sixty aavs period IF ruhli-
satiau hereof, ef they viii he baIfesi By virtue
81 the PROVISIONS If tile stHtuIs.
Il II hereby ordered that the foregoing Netiee
ut Application for Patent be nubiishfi fur the
period TT sixty eaxs item consecutive waeks.l
IN the ketehnm KEYSTONE weekly newspaper
published 1t katehuln. Alt,1raS County Idaho.
IIislEn /. fnuSn.
Nm. Hfndmau, Rezistar.
Atty Tor Appliesnt lfy-zl1
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25
OK FOR PATENT
tNI3ED STATES LANE OFFICE,
slaijey. Idaho. JnIY ~, 1888

gaiiev Idaho. Jnly ~, 1853
Notice d leFeDy gwen that the Nellie Mining
F0inFasik ~ " attorney IN fact, Andrew
ssesessq sslsssa 4sgptfca address III Vienna Al
hi.a sis gi8Heeti5 II fsu patent for 1870 linz
Hsy tset - TIE
N1.h1,fE
Aiine 81 Yefn bea1iEK silver and other minerals
&stll Hnei aHa ground 5tA leet III width, situated
~ 70 @sHafa Mining District, County of Alturas
ahn fs1erN ID IaAil9. amt designated by the
fissm ftts HpH elfesal pias on die In this office
aH H9t &s rs n4 described IN said Plat and
s.eil4 @ Wii e aAanesic variation 10 Ii degrees
Is fi2Qftsas asst ~ 48li0Hs. 10 wit:
f5lteapNtII III tae diNenNerg Ipiut and rum
n'ls setl1 saef " deg ~, 1850 feet toS W
NAst sn az ciH8fs4tIeaGe n. i6 deg w. $50 feet
~ ~ renct \. rs deg IL, SIS feet to
pres Is ksessee Ni,7s eg ~, 800 feet to
neg teIns to dcg VI, SO feet to
glass aa tigece ). u dog. w, l,5Oo feet TO
EfA i place " fleginning survey of
aAfrlef boundaries ct ciaim.
zoe sin,na On area OF l3,9l acres claimed
NJ GanN,eas
ieam fsr a2, q s. NJ NJ, No / bears s,
az dEns tisIii. NJ. i5S tesG distant.
isi aaafas known leeatioila are tho "Alturas
gtia tiH sale Ex1pnsion
s1fN asst fEii gHfh0nH claiming adversely any
lu.iian IL sAfd Nsliic. aiina or surface ground
a4e faastt4tH u flie tiler adverse claims with
tte Register w the Tinted States Land Obice at
sis da puiod Oh publication hereof, or they
viii ba nagiesiDy virtue VI the provisions OF
tau ss8Aa4f6e
Il eseD ordered that the foreRoing Notice
81 Application TOR PATENT be published Tor the
s ltoslU1 Oh s. fi8w#. lten consecutive weeksl In
43Hbiisteti ut ksGohuni, Aitufns County, Idaho
HOMER u. POUND,
VIM i45admanr Register
AtEg fef Applicant. l1y-2l.l
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25
PAY DAY NOTICE.

Al persons having hills against the
Philadelphia Mining L Smelling COM
pany are rstnested to present them in
duplicate by the ltsrt of the. mcnth.
Raymeut will be made for the same on
.ae iiteentls
Col. Il. GREEN,
General Superintendent
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1883-08-25

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0 illustratsons~-A whole pic
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Cog nesenals ar family use.. Tells how
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Fre0to any sddrsw upon receiptof the,
pootnge-7 cents.. Lot ~ hear FROM you.
Respectfully,
MoNToOMER WARD 4 CO.
~ 4 80 WahanA AvsANA OAaaeas m
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-26
Bet He'JISteal.

A gentleman stopped his horse at
tollgate, and not seeing the gate keeper
went into the house. Finding no one he
began to search, and finally discovered
the gate-keeper out in the field at work
Although the old man was quite a distance
away, the gentleman went into the field.
approached the old man, and said:
You are the tollgate keeper, believe p,
Yes, sir" the old man replied, turning
and leaning upon his hoe handle.
''Well, want to go through the gate"
"Ain't the gate open!"
''Yes."
swell, why don't you go through? It's
my business to be there"
Because wanted to pay you"
"And you come all the way out here to
pay me five cents?"
''Yes sir" said the gentleman. proudly
looking the old man in the eye.
Couldn't you have left the money on
the table?''
eyes, but wanted you to know that ]
paid your
"You are an honest man."
"Yes SIR" replied the gentleman, while
pleasant expression spread over his
face.''
"You would have walked three times as
far to have paid that five cents, wouldn't
your
Eyes sir, would"
'Here john" the old man called to a
boy that lay in the shade, "call the dog and
go along and watch this Teller till he gets
away. Bet 500 he steals something fore
he leaves the place"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-26
BOARD OF EDUCATION.
Petitions for Three NesU school Houses re-
feFred to Committees.

At the meeting of the board of educa
ton held yesterday afternoon, the petitions
for school houses in Blake's and Elwelrt
were presented and referred to the super
intendent and building committee.
1t was recommended by the citizens of
North Minneapolis that site be chosen
for new school building near Seventh
street and Twenty-frst avenue north
which was referred to a committee, as was
also the matter of naming the three new
school buildings.
Prof. Moore reported the total enroll
ment as follows Full term, 1888 winter
term, 523 evening schools, 934 spring
term, 1,405 total, 1O,4O1.
Prof. Moore's salary was increased to
$4,000.
The senior class of the high school asked
permission to hold their graduating exer
cises in the Grand Opera, and that Bishop
Foss deliver the principal address. Refer
red to committee on teachers and salaries
Prof. Moore reported the designations of
Mary A. Wilson, Anna F. Chase, Martha
Al. Williams, and the following appoint
ments Lulu M. Marshall, at Clay L. L.
Gardner, at Webster Mary Lara, Wash
ington G. e. Kidd, G room, high school
Carr M. Hanscome, Douglas, which were
cOienfrmed