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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Ren,nr,lIlcr ThiS

nyo.. are sick Hop Bitters viii surely aSd Natare
In making You well when all else fails
II you ere ceStive or Gysfeptic, or are suffering
from any other Of the numerous diseases o. the
stomach or bowels il Is your own fault II You n
main Iii, for Hop Bitters are s sovereign renaetY
IL all such complaints
II yon are wasting away with auy form OF
Kidney diSeSse, stop tempting Death this moment
and turn for a cure to Hop RitterS
II You are sick with that terrible sickness Ner>
vousnesS you viii find balm in 6ilead" in the
use Of Hop BitterS
II you are helaeuter or resident Of
miasmatic district harricade your system against
the Scourge Of al countTieS-nsalarial epidemic
bilious and Intermittent tevsrS-hy the use Of
Hop BitterS
II you have rough, p1npJy or sallow skin, lad
breath pains and aches Snd feel uiSerahlS gen
orally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich
olcoi and sweetest breath. health and Comfort
In short they cure all Diseases oi the Stomach
BowelS Blood Liver, Nerves, Kidneys E-tghts
Disease. 500 will be paid for case they viii rot
cure or help
That poor. bedriddsn invalid wife, sister, mother
or daughter can be made the picture Of health, by
few bottles OF Hop Bitten, costing but . tIae
VIII you let them sufferf
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
He Takes the Odds,


''Drap dat watermillion, Jeems,
drap that million. Don't We know
dat de cholery is in Europe?'
No, is dat a fac?"
AN it's gwine to come lerc."
''Is dat so?"
ct is fur fac, an watermillions
am de wussest kind OBJ fruit to bring
on de cholery. Ham dat million ober
heah, Use done had de cholery wunst,
an I amt Altered"
''Does folkses hab de cholery of
ten?"
"Nebber but wonst, nebber but
wonst. When it strikes a niger
Ae's mostly done dead de fust clat-
ter"
Don't it kill dem as don't eat
watermillion?"
Yes, it do, but it's wusser on dem
as eats defruit. If We hab de water
million habit ye stan ten to one to
die"
"Well, Uncle Nose, Use jes made
up my mind ter take de odds"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

ton of the cerebro-spinal axis and
accompanied his advice by a written
prescription done up in ornate techni
calities, and charged $50. The lady
was excited beyond measure; and re-
garded herself an nothing less than a
heroine. Meeting hercasua1ly, Iasked
after her health, She told me, with
an evident chuckle, of the distinguish
ed French physician. I asked to see
his opinion and prescription, which
* showed me with a funny display
of pride, and then asked: What do
you think of my having 'backache'
now. DIR. Dio Lewis.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Iowa County Democrat.
MINERAL POINT, WISCONSIN.
AUTUMN TOKENS.

By the golden dreamful weather,
By. the birds that fly together,
Dark against the radiant sky,
By the silence growing deeper,
By the resting Of the reaper,
Pleasant days are drawing nigh.
BY the vagrant way-side brier,
Flinging far its tangled fire,
By this forests motley line,
Royal Oak and Maple splendid,
Holding stately court, attended
AS for pageant, rich and fine.
BY the Asters, incense bringing,
BY the Morning glories' swinging.
And the spicy fragrance shed
From the Grape, whose purple clust ter
Captive holds the vivid lustre
Ct the summer scarcely fled.
Pleasant days are coming nearer,
Days when home will seem the dearer
That its circle smaller grown,
In it's happy talk and laughter,
Or its signs, low stealing after,
Narrows to enfold its own.
Blithe for music work and study,
Then will glow the hearth-fa rudGy,
What though wild the wind may blow;
Always there is golden weather
When true hearts are met together
Though without the storm be snow.
All the autumn's wondrOus shading,
Ripened hues and gentle fading.
All the birds that southwark fly,
Speak to U.S. with sign and token,
Say, in words we hear, unspoken,
Pleasant days are drawing nigh
american Garden
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Thousand. ua.,enea 10 ,..,r cr,,.. !,


Relying Oh testimonials written in vivid
glowing language of some miraculuu.
etsccS made by some largely pulled u,
eoctor or patent medicine has hastenci
thousands TO their graves: believing III
,,svr almost insane faith that the San,e
5alracle Will be performed on them, AMI
nat these testimonials make the cures.
Ehlle the so called medicine is all the time
fastening them TO their graves. We have
avoided puhhshlng testimonials. as they
~ not make the cures, although we have
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS
e them, of the most wonderful c,,,.S
,uatarily sent us II is our medicine
Il ~ HtterS that makes tho cures. Ii Gas
usrcr fsilsd and never can. We will civ.
reference TO any one for any disease sim
liar Is their own if desired. or will refei
Il any neighhor, as there is not neigh
horhood in the known world but can
show its cures by Hop BitterS
ALoSlNG JOKE
\ prominent physician Of Pittsburgh 5 III /, a
lady paticut who was complaining Of har Goa .n
u>d n health, and Of his Inability e S'rr ~
l. in earnest and used the HttclS from u,,ic .s.e
oi,Iainod permanent health Shr neM l,a@sss III
The doctor for his joke but he is not Sowe.l peas
witA It, as it cost him good patient,
FEES OF DOCTORS
Tho fee Of doctors is an item that Nery
many persons are interested in. We he
ieve the schedule for visits is $200,whish
would tax q man confined to his bed FOR
: year. and in need of daily visit, over
Si,EA year for medical attendance
alone, And one single bottle Of Hop
SitterS taken in time would save Ale
$1,000 and all the years sickness
4 LADY = wISu
oh, how do wish my skin was as clear s.,,i
soft yours said lady 10 her friend Yen
can easily make il s." answered tho fieud,
How inquired tae first lady. ny using uai
hitterS that makes pure rich blood and hlooniay
Ge alth, II did it for ma, as you observe"
GIVEN UP BY THE DOCTORS
Isl tpossihle that Mr. Godfrey isupand
ii work,ani cured by SO simple remedy
Il assure you it is true that he is on
tircly cured, and with nothing but Hel
6itters, and only ten days ago his doctors
gave him UP and said he must die, from
, Kidney and Liver trouhle!'
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
CAUSE FOR ALARM

ALICE L. CURTIS, OF Brunswick Me- writes lis on
May Is 1883: THAT she has suffered very much at frc-
quent intervals with kidney disease and the attacks
were increasing in severity steadily TO cause
use Hunts Remedy and after using several bottles Miss
Curtis has been freed from the aches pain
TO which she had long been accustomed; and further
says that Hunts Remedy fails to relieve the
pains in the side and intense backache and Miss
c. prOnounces t real blessing to woman for all Kid
ney diseases and she cordially recommends 1t for the
many Ills and pains peculiar 10 women"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

1t is the spacious remark of keen
observer of tourists, and he offers it
to the travelling public, that
you can generally tell a newly-mar-
ried couple at the dinner-table by the
indignation of the husband when a
fly ahghts on the wife's butter.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

When you visit or leave New York city, save
baggage, expressage.and carriage hire, and stop
Central depot; $50 elegant rooms, fitted up at
cost of one million dollars, reduced to 81 and up
ward per day. European plan Elevator. Res
taurant supplied with the best Horse ear,
stages and elevated railroad to all depots Fam
lies can live better for less money at the Gram:
I'M Hotel than at any other tirsJ-ciass hotel il
the city
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

An old bachelor recently gave the
following toast. "Woman-the morn
ing star of infancy, the day-star of
manhood, the evening star of age.
Bless our stars, aud may they always
be kept at a telescope distance.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Happy Once More.

ST. LOUIS, Mo.-A Chronicle reporter
was told by Mr.. Alfred ]. Papin. OF thi:
city, that his nephew, had the most OBJ
stinate case of inhammatory rheuma
tism which baffied all kinds of treat
ment until St Jacobs Oil, the great pain.
conquerer was used. II cured the young
man, and he recommends If as the great.
est cure for pains in the world.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

Here is another point in favor of the
Darwinian theory: There is boy in
Norristown who ''sprang from mon
key The monkey belonged to an
organ-grinder, and attempted to bite
the boy.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

She went into shop to buy some
toilet soap, and, while the shoprnan
was expatiating ON its merits, about
made up her mind to purchase, but
when he said it would keep off chaps
she said she didn't want that kind.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

"Yes, loved that girl once" said
Charley Poddington, as a young lady
passed HIM on the sidewalk. Did she
return your love-" asked his compan-
ion. No, nor the 500 ring gave her
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

For Dyspepsia. Indigestion Depression OF spir
It's and General Debility, in their various forms;
other intermittent Eessrs, "Eerro- Phesp herated
Eixir OF Calisaya," made by CaSwell Hazard <
Co New York and sold by al druggists Is the
best tones and for patients recovering nom fever
~ pfhsr Sickness IL has no e0tal
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Important.

Conductor Warren, of Winona, Mimi, saws
used one bottle of Warmers White Wine of TAI
Syrup, when l was so hoarse l could not SPEAK
above whisper and in twenty-four hours it cured
II is the best remedy | own. 81,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
n Torpid Liver.

Moroseness> irritahility, and a dull and cloGtiy
mind are the Consequences OF inactioS OF the
orate the liver, stimulate it when languid TO Sc
ereron, and resolve its chronic engorSemeats
LOOK out for counterfsits, The label on every
bottle of the genuine bears the sisu.t,lre of i +
Allen, ST. Paul, MINI.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

1HE NoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, vii
send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belt.
and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days
to men young or Old who AFFLICTED witt
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles
guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration d
health and manly vigor. Address as above. \
B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is al
lowed
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

HAY FEVER. After trying in vain for eleven
years to cure my Fever, purchased bottle
of Ely's Cream Balm, which entirely relieved
me.-R W. Harris, Letter Carrier Newark
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

rs there anything wrong in kiss
ing?" he asked her, as they stood to-
gether at the gate. Certainly there is
she replied, cor there wouldn't be any
fun in it. y
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

- trouldR't be eithout Or. BsRsoH'S Ceiey.y aud
Chdmomite piuS If they cost 81 pail They cared
me Of heurulgid, of gears standing" Joseph
Snyder PaNious, Pa 50 cents per box, at drug
giStS
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

The reason Thanksgiving comes in
November is because flies, mosqui-
toes and soda water are thingS OF
the past, and people are mighty
thankful
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

The moralist says: Every man is
occasionally what he ought to be pre-
petually." Then again some men are
perpetually what they ought to be
only occasionally.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Free TO all ministers.

will give two bottles of Warmers White Wine
of Tar, free of all cests To any minister who will
send us an order from his store keeper for two doz
bottles of the same
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Oliver DitS0n 4 Co., Boston.

The only known specific for Epacptic Fits. VI
Also for Srasms and Falling Sickness Nervous
Weakness II instantly relieves and cures. ClCansts
blood and Quekrns sluggish circulation. Neutra.
lies germs of disease and saves sickness. Cures
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
The moralist saws:

DIR. Benson IS Skin Cure is without a peer 1t
consists of both external and intsrual treatment
and costs only 81. per package, 1T druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

For twenty years Twas 4 suffer er during tn
summer months with Hay Fever l procured a
bottle OF Fly 5 Cream Balm, and was cured before
i was used-CHARLorTE PARKER, waverly. y. y.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

Rev. W. Smith, GRAFTON Mas. SAYS: Il have
derived benefit from using Browns Iron Ritter,s
for 4 low state of blood "
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

An invaluable strengthened for the nerves. mus
cles and digestive organs, producing strength and
appetite is Browns Iron Bitters
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Wells {" Rough on Corns." 15c Ask for it
COmplete. Permanent cure. Gorns. warts hmMions.

Everybody is pleased with the improved Car
bone, deodoriZed extract of petroleum. 1t is us
clear and limpid as spring water, and was origin
ally intended by nature as panacea for all dis
eases of the scalp and skin, and natural hair ~
newer
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
The COnducInr

Don't forget to purchase return
ticket when you go Oh your vacation.
1t may come handy to get back with.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
THE GREAT1
llNlE|R[y[EI cI0[N[Q[U[E[R[O[Rl

the brain of morbid fancics. Promptly cures Rhru-
matsm by routing It Restores lIferfying proprr
ties to the blood Is guaranteed to cure all nervous
disorders. GB-Rcliablc when all opIates fail. Re
freshes the mind and invgora,es the body Cures
dyspepsia or money refunded
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
IA SKEpTIC SAID ]

ugly blotchcs aaI stubborn land sores Eliminates
Boils, Carbunclcs and Scalls. esr-rcrmaneutly and
promptly cures paralysis Yes II ia "a charming and
healthfu Apcricnt. Kills Scrofula and Kings EVIL,
twin brothers. Changes bad breath TO good, romoy.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
Per.onnlI 40 Men OnIv

Don't Die in the house. Rough on Rats" Clear
out rats, mice, files. reaches. bed-bugs 15c.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
LOOK OUT FOR THE ENGINE"

Tint Husband of Mine is three tlmSs the mar
he was before he began using Wells Health Remover
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

Stingins. Irritation Inflammation all Kidney and
Urinary Complaints cured by Buchu-Faibs. 81.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28
SAMARITAN
% EERvlNe

irg the cause. Routs bilious tendencies and makes
clear complexion. Equalled by none In the dcIrium
of fever. A charming resolyent and n matchlcss
laxative. II drives Sick Headache like the wind.
sS-Contains drastic cathartIc or opatcs Relieves
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

- oh, how do wish my skin was as clear sn,i
soft as yours, said a lady 10 her friend on
can easily make il SO, answered tho f,isu5.
= How inquired tae first lady :" nv uSiu. uaa
htteiS that makes pure, rich blood and bloomiag
To alth, II did it for ma, as you observe"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1883-09-28

the children. They would love me.
Children always do. They are not so
critical as TO beauty. They love those
who love them,
should be a person of some impor-
lance in society 100, for can see that
he is man of influence Some peo-
pie are important in themselves, like
the large pieces on chess board; but
the poor pawns must look to position
if they would be of value
The life he leads is alluring too,
travelling month or so of every year,
not to fashionable resorts, but to quiet
and lovely places among the noun
tains or the lakes. He has even been
to Europe. Am | tempting myselfl
No, must not yield.
January FIT is done. Pride de
manded it and l complied. l have
refused my first offer, Hook at my
self in the glass, and cry at the same
moment Alas. | am tweaty-eight,
shall never have another,
How surprised he looked. He had
not counted upon that. l did it very
well, l tlattered myself, though my
head swan and there was buzzing
in my ear. said-let me record i'll
said: Il am greatly obliged to you
for your good opinion. l feel much
tlattered by it. cannot accept your
offer, however. / am resolved never
to marry" Here the sad absurdity
of the thing overcame me, and buri-
ed my face in my handkerchief
HISTORICALLY divided between laughter
/ and tears, | suppose he thought |
was weeping over the memory of some
former attachment. He looked at nae
a few minutes and then went softly
away without speaking Perhaps
when he thinks it over he will be glad
of it.
Alas alas, might have revenged
myself better by accepting him.
January Sole comes every day
just as if nothing had happened.
He looks curiously at me, but
makes no allusion to our last interview.
1 am convinced he feels an increased
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-02-23
New Morning Paper in Chicago.

Courir journal Letter.
1t is said tina Chicago is to have a new
morning paper, which shall be sold on the
street at one penny The gentlemen who
are interested in the Enterprise now possess a
suitable plant with the exception of fast
presses, which are offered. Some novel fea-
lures are to be inaugurated, and the plan of
operations will be to publish all the news
which is securable for money on the part of
the proprietors themselves, but also to pub
lish all the really important European and
American news, as well as valuable editorial
comment, that can be got, whether bought
or taken from any and all sources, due credit
beinggiven. There are certain contingencies
which may interfere with the project, but
know it to be a fact that should it be
launched, those responsible for the under
taking are determined men, men of expert
ence in getting and sitting news, and men
who have at command all needed capital.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-02-23

THE National Republican, with a prophetic
eye toward 1884, figures it out that if the
Republican candidate should lose New York,
New Jersey, Indiana and California. and
carry all the remaining Northern States, of
which there need be no doubt, he would
have 1870 Northern electoral votes. To these
may safely be added the t%wenty-three cleo
toral votes of Virginia inc North Carolina,
making 203. That would leave for the OPP
position 100 Southern and sixty-eight North
ern electoral votes, being a total of only 1913.
in the view of the probabilities, the Repub-
lican suggests that 'the wise policy for the
Republican party to pursue is to close up its
own ranks and seek recruits. Thu men who
discourage enlistments and rail at fellow
soldiers are traitors in disguise"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-02-23
IT was Robert Burns, the poet OF humanity,
who sang

who sang
"Wad some power the giftie gle us.
To see oursels as ithers see u.s."
The Journal has been endeavoring, as it
best could, to hold up the mirror of public
%iature; and as the members of the majority
might naturally think the wounds of friends
to be more faithful, it has been our pleasure
to quote the expressions of not a few Demo-
cratic papers of standing and character. The
opinions of the Michigan City Dispatch, the
~Shelbyville Volunteer, the Jacksonville
News, the indianapolis People ian indie
pendent weekly with Democratic tendencies).
and several others have adorned our columns
from time to time. The New Albany Public
Press, edited by Josiah Gwin, one of the old
State, devotes a leading editorial to consid-
Grafton of the work of the Legislature, from
which we make the following extracts, a
careful reading of which is commended to
the Democratic majority, their leaders and
bosses:
The great Democratic party OF the coun-
Try is led into error by its representatives
entirely too often for the good of the organi-
cation. Party necessity is now the excuse
the Democratic Legislature of this State is
offering for passing a metropolitan police
bill robblng the people of indianapolis and
Evansville of the right to choose their own
rulers. Such a law Is all outrage and a dis
grace to the Democrats who voted for it.
The law authorizing the Governor TO APP
point trustees of the benevolent institutions
OF the State has been changed for party
necessity, in order that hungry Democrats
may be favored with office. + " y A few
years ago a Democratic Legislature, for pure
ly political reasons, took the appointment of
the officers of the benevolent institutions
away froN the Legislature and gave
it to the Governor. Now the Cover
nor is a Republican, and for purely
political reasons, they change it back
to the Legislature. Such proceedings are
email and mean, and below the dignity of
high-minded men of amy party. The benevo-
lent institutions of the State were getting
along well enough, but ambitious, reckless
political blunderers must disturb, distract
and defeat a great party in order to accom-
inodate hungry Office seekers.
The will of the people of the State, ask
ing that the amendments to the constitution
be submitted to the voters for their adoption
DR. rejection, has been voted down for party
necessity And many other proceedings
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-02-23

The Shelbyville Democrat is a humorous
newspaper. II concludes a somewhat lengthy
review of the work of the present Legislature
with this bit of exquisite satire:
"We venture the assertion. and time will
sustain us too, that the people of Indiana
will sustain and indorse every law and meas
ure passed and acted upon by the Democratic
Legislature of 1888. Its history will be one
to be envied by all other Legislatures of In
diana and one that the Democratic party
may be proud of and glad to defend in COM
ing campaigns"
The Volunteer, another Democratic paper
published in the same city, has looked over
she record of the Legislature and suggests
this touching epitaph:
"Here lies the body that killed the amend
ments, raped the benevolent institutions and
adjourned without doing a single creditable
Act.'