Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-08-17

VOL. XII.
WEATHER BULLETIN.
The following, reported especially for the
TRIBUNE, shows the condition OF the weather
at the various points mentioned at rs last eve.
ming. Dissertations at all stations taken at the
same moment of time:
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Moorhead 80.
st. raul. ....l -
Sergeant Signal Corps. U. s. A.
NEWS COMMENTS.
JUDGE JERE BLACK is seriously ill. a.
CHOLERA has appeared in eoudnn.
YELLOW fever is raging in the harbor of Vera
Cruz.
Honolulu.
Auauur rs will see 1923 miles Of North Pa
cifc in operation.
The captains of the Chicago tugs all chew, and
the tugs continue to smoke
LORD CHEF JUSTICE CoLEn1DaE, of England,
sailed from Liverpool yesterday. .u
CHICAGO is growing so good that she talks
seriously of closing her churches on Sunday.
IT is Andrew Jackson and not Andrew john
stamp.
IT costs man $19.l5 to shoot off his revolver
in Billings. The funeral expenses are paid out
of the general fund.
A CONTINUED story in an amateur journal
opens as follows: "Wiu you tell me where my
collar button is?" "Neverr' "Then you must
die!''
A SKELETON of man found on an island in
the Missouri, opposite Lawrence, is supposed to
be the remains Of A. T. Stewart, of New York
city.
AN Alabama watermelon shows perfect map
of America, and the people there prefer to be-
lieve that it grew in that way without human
help.
Two editors have been burned in efigy during
the past week. The craft at large cannot but
feel grateful for this mark of distinguished OBJ.
aervance.
QUEEN VICTORIA has telegraphed oceans of
sympathy to the sufferers at Ischia But for
this the poor people woula have suffered all the
horrors of starvation.
Our in Utah the Saints claim to have stopped
destructive conAagration by prayer. This
comes cheaper than Silsby engine, and is run
at but a trifling COST
SHOWER of singing frogs descended near
Miles City the other day and Editor McElrath
unpardonably neglected to mention the hopper
tune arrival He was probably too busy.
IT has inst leaked ont that band of the Sal
vation Army sailed for Europe on the same yes
sci With Window Wheelock and Lan9try. The
good ship landed them all safely, remarkable as
it may seem.
The Count de Chambord is deorrted to be ex-
tremely weak. This gentleman will be remem-
bered as the distinguished Frenchman who has
interested the public by lying at the point of
death for a number of months.
Ar Harrisburg, Aa., a youth of 1S yesrs old
shot himself seven times because 16 year girl
wouldn't marry him. He would have kept the
thing up but ran out of ammunition and his
pistol got too dirty to do good work.
PROMINENT colored men in Charleston say that
the plan for colonizing negroes in South Caro-
lima is fraud, and that, although such a scheme
may be contemplated in Washington, the whole
thing is impracicable and impossible.
The editor of the Sun, at Redfeld, is named
Rising. The temptation to plunge into a pun
on the "Rising Sun" is great, but the News
Comments seraph promised his minister to be
real good all this week, and he's going to do it.
Mn. LANGLEY is coming over to this country
to lecture. England seems to be determined to
preoipitate war with this country, and Adju-
tant General Drums talk regarding the placing
of 100000 troops in the field may not have been
premature, after all. ~
The fiat has gone forth, the irrevocab!e de-
cree from the court of the goddess OF fashion,
that bang, grapevine, spit curl and all other
capillary curtains ahall be lifted from the brow
of the belle forevermore, and that the forehead
shall be again revealed. -
INone of her poems Ella Wheeler asks to be
.'clothed in blaze of rosy light" Eastern
styles are not very we'll understood out here, but
it is safe to assume that if Ella should parade
the streets of Bismarck clad only in blaze Of
rosy light, she would create . decided sensation.
The people would loose the reigns of business
and turn out in holiday attire to gaze upon the
4 .ronderfnl v0rks of nature. - 2