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A barrel Of money makes hog set in society

+Those who deaden sensation and stupefy
the patient to relieve suffering make grave
mistake. They proceed upon the false idea
that it is Legitimate to procure relief from pain
by destroying physical sensibility. THIS
method, carried TO the last extremity, wouid Kill
the patient 10 end suffering. 1t is not presumed
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound will raise the dead but it often does re-
store those who are given up as hopeless cases.
Many times you want to keep meet or fish
for several days Lay it in solution of Rex
Magnus over night and you can keep it for
weeks You can also keep milk week or
more by stirring in little of the 'Snow Flake
brand.
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DIR. II. V. PIERCE: Dear Sir-I.ast fall my
daughter was in decline and everybody
thought she was going into the consumption.
got her bottle of your = Favorite Prescrip-
ton" and it cured her. Mrs. MARY HINsoN,
OF all Druggists. Alontrose, Kan
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Weak lungs, splitting of blood, consumption
| and kindred affections, cured without physi-
clan. Address for treatise, with two stamps,
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Association,
Buffalo NY.
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sBThe scarlet cardinal red, old gold, navy
blue, seal brown Diamond Dyes give perfect
results Any fashionable color, 10 cents.
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PHGNIx, On, May II, 1882. have
had calls for Ammens Congh Syrup. | re-
commend it in my practice.
JOHN A. CHAsTAIN, NJ. ID.
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Dr. |. +. Mundy, OwENroY, KY, says: 81
found Browns Iron Btters, one of the best
tonics and have prescribed it frequently"
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and pernicious practices, pursued in solitude,
are fruitful causes of nervous debility, inn
paired memory, dependency, lack of sef-con:
fidence and will power, involuntary losses and
kindred evidences of weakness and lost manly
powers. Send three letter postage st ,mps for
large illustrated treatise suggesting unfailing
means of complete cure. WORLDS DIsPENs-
AIRY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, \. Y.
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The wonder of modern chemistry-it has
never failed to cure heart disease-Dr. Rogers
Heart Tonic. Tell your druggist to get it for
cisco are agents
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5zzH Life EssencE EeEs

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Fluid Exiausng OF h 1 BRAIN
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HAPPY ONCE MORE.

ST.. LOUIS, Mo.-A Chronicle reporter was
told by Mr.. Alfred j. Papin, of this city, that
his nephew had the most obstinate case of in
fammatory rheumatism which baffled all kinds
of treatment until st. Jacobs Oil, the great
pain-conquerer, was used. 1t cured the young
man, and he recommends it as the greatest
cure for pains in the world
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Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover y
restores health and vigor, cures dyspepsia, i'm.
potence. 81.
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In the delirium of fever, and in restlessness,
there is no such remedy as Samaritan Nerrine.
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Wells Rough ON Corns." 15c. Ask for it
Complete permanent cure. Corns, warts
bunions.
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Green nature is now between the caterpillar
and the English sparrow. The poet can do
nothing.
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OREGON, CRY, Or, April %, 1882 We can
build up large sale for Ammen's Cough
Syrup, as it sells we'll CHAIRMAN Bros.
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Resorts near New York all dead what i:
known as "the excursion mob"
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Sullivan says slade is no "chump.' Mr.
Slade is very thankful.
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ASHLAND, Or, April %. 1882. -Ammen's
Cough Syrup sells we'll and gives good salts
faction. Inflow 4 WILMER BRos.
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For coughs and colds there's no remedy equal
to Ammen's Cough Syrup.
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Singing, irritation, inflammation, all kidney
and urinary complaints, cured by Buchu-
Paiba." 81
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The beauty that comes in a bottle is not even
skin deep.
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Mr.. B. j. Anderson, of Egypt, Tex, writes
"Sdnaai itdn Nelrine cured my daughter Of fits
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IN A DECLINE

Some of the strikers will hold out until they
are held out
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Cod liver oil from selected livers is the latest
assuring advertisement
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Il 10 q bad strike that will not work
both ways.
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YOUTHFUL FOLLIES

When a nominating convention tenders
man au Office it is legal tender.
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The overland route is best for man in
balloon.
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The area of Ireland is 1851 square
miles.
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1E I'm 0On per day at home Samples worth 80 free
Uu ~ WZU Address STTNsoN Co, Portland. Maine.
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Il n Positive Cure

Cleaning and Dying Establishment Of San Fran.
cisco have changed their name to Faiace rye
cause Of change is that party by tho name OF
Snow has gone into the same business. Az COM
munications hereafter are to be sent to the
Palace Dye Works, 6Ss Market Street.
Palace Hotel. San Francisco.
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MORE TERRIBLE THAN WAR.

and Suffering
All the
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-12-14
FOREIGN GOSSIP.

-Campanini, the tenor, has an In
,one of $l0, 600 per month.
An enterprising Englishman Is en-
ragged in making illuminating gas from
iawdust. 81
-"Pinaforen has brought . rich car.
70 to the composer, Mr.. Gilbert. He
las built him a house at Kensington
which cost $25O,OOO 1t is big enough
or his sisters and his cousins and his
iunts.
THE Bitter Cry of Outcast Lon
lon'' is the title adopted by the Pail
Mall Gazette for department especially
devoted to correspondence and sugaes-
ions on the subject of the houses of The
London poor.
Queensland is importing Chinese
coolies to work the sugar plantations.
planter recently went to Hong Kong
with q commission to engage 1000
coolies. A capitation tax of fifty dol
lars has to be paid on their arrival.
The official returns show that the
healthiest class of people in Great
Britain are the inmates of prisons,
where simple diet. regular hours, and
exercise are compulsory. Butth cases
Of insanity among the convicts are out of
proportion to the number of other all
ments. To commit q crime a man
must be more or less mad.
Since the opening of his residence.
Eaton Hall. the Duke of Westminster
mas charged all visitors one shilling for
The privilege of inspecting it. Last
week the Duke sent the whole of the
proceeds from II, 200 visitors, amount
ing to f56O, rs donation to the Ches-
Ter Infirmary.
The Bishop of Monaco harangued
his flock the other day upon the doings
at Monte Carlo and delivered himself of
this pregnant remark: s.We live in a
pagan locality which it is frightful to
contemplate; our pontiffs are croupiers,
our gods gold and silver, our vestal vir-
gins the cocottes from all the slums of
Europe, our visitors the scrapings of
the worlds tripots."
One very strange custom prevails
among the Coreans. After nine in the
evening the women are allowed to go
out into the streets, the gates of the citv
being shut, and if any unfortunate man
has been so foolish as to stay out late
he has to hurry home with his eyes bent
upon the ground. and should he meet
any of the fair sex he covers his face
with his fan and crosses the street to
get out of their way.
The waters of Rome have been
loudly protesting against employment
of women in restaurants and beer shops.
They have published protest which is
hawked about the street. One evening
recently a newsboy entered cafe in
the Piazza Colonna, and, forgetting
that it was one of the.styongholds of the
fair attendants, began crying out 1.-THE
protest" The outraged walters rose
in anger, and one strong-armed young
woman seized the luckless youth by the
hair and dragged him along the piazza.
Sympathy goes with the women.
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Felt the Situation.

A German farmer was on trial in one
of the justice courts the other day for
assault and battery, and had pleaded
not guilty. When the cross-eXamina-
ton came the opposing counsel asked:
.NOw, Jacob, there was trouble
between you and the plaintiff. wasn't
therc?''
II expect dcre vhas."
HE said something about your dog
being shccp-killer. aud You resented
it, eh?''
"Vheil. l calls him liar
Exactly. Then he calls you some
nard names?'
...ie calls me sauer-kraut Dutch
mans.
just so. Thai made you mad?"
all oafer.
IL thought so. Now, Jacob. you
are man who speaks the truth.
don't believe you could be hired.to tell
D lie"
"Vell, plief vhas pooty honest"
''Of course you are-Of course. Now,
Jacob, You must have struck the first
blow. You see ="
The other lawyer objected, and after
a wrangle the defendant turned to-the
court and said:
81 doan' exactly make oudt how it
fhas. like to own oop dot shtruck
first, but hat paid my lawyer five dol.
lars to Drove de oddersvhay.! doan'
like to tell allie, butI feel hadt to lose
der moneyr-Dets0HF Free Press.
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A King as a Brute.

/ have heard Mr.. Leitch relate many
curious incidents which fell under his
notice when at Rome at this time. Or
the following have his own account in
writing:
"Among my pupils was Lady Ogler
wife of Admiral Sir Charles Ogle. She
was Roman Catholic, and frequently.
when was giving lesson. she would
be visited by ladies of her acquaintance.
including many of the Italian nobility
On one of these occasions the servant
announced Ia Principessa Colonna.T
She sat down opposite where I was
painting, and she and Lady Ogle had s.
good deal of conversation. Although j
knew Italian paid little attention to
what they were saying till the Princess,
getting excited, used the words .infame
and .bestia,' AMI / observed Lady Ogle
look surprised and ask her friend to tell
her all about it. Il was present. said
the Princess, and saw it ALL and then,
she proceeded to relate the following
which translate as nearly as l can IL
her own words:
"'You must know that when the
King ferdinand IL, Bombay mar
ried the Sandman Prince at Turin, he
stayed for day or two in Rome on his
return to Naples. and his Holiness Greg
DRY XVI.) was graciously pleased to
pay his Majesty visit of congratula-,
ton. On the occasion very select
party was got together at the Neapoli-
tan Ambassadors, consisting of cardi-
nails, monsignori, and some of the ole
noble families. The Pope was very
gracious to the new Queen. He had
heard of her musical Accomplishments.
and especially of her great interest in
Church music, and as She said she was
devoted to Narcotic, his Holiness asked
if she would have the kindness (gentz
ezza) to sing his favorite, No. % of the
Psalms. The Queen replied that to dc
SO would be a great honor. Inthe mean
time the King, her husband. was sitting
by, sulKy. silent and gloomy, with his
elbow resting on the piano. The Queer
turned to him and said playfully that he
must turn the leaves for her. For an
swer His Majesty of the Two Sicilie.
rose and kicked the stool from below
the Queen, who fell heavily on the mar
BILE floor. need not tell you, dear
Lady Ogle, of the scene which followed.
The King Immediately left without
speaking. The poor Queen was carried
to bedroom, and took my depart,
ure, when two great doctors, who haC
been hastily sent for, arrived. | hearc
that the Pope was terribly shocked
. EoOd Words
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-12-14
FACTS AND FIGURES.

The United States has 16f doctors
TO every 10000 persons. In England
The proportion is six to 10000; in
France, three; Germany, three and a
traction; Hungary and Italy, six. and
Switzerland, seven.
Winter and wild beasts make sad
work among domestic animals in Russia.
Last year it is declared that from cold,
snow-storms and disease $3.50 camels,
$1,000 horses, $4,000 cattle and 13O, 900
sheep persisted. and that 10000 cattle
were killed by the wolves.
July we had 755 lighthouses and
lighted beacons, 20 light-ships. Sc fog
signals, 1872 beacon lights on the west
ern rivers, 1852 day or unlighted beacons,
20 bell-buoys in position, 80 automatic
whistling buoys in position. three iron
ice buoys, and 8, 422 other buoys in posi-
hon.-DetrOit Post.
1t will be agreed that Mr.. Wander.
bilt is fairly well-fixed citizen when it
is stated that he owns, among other
things, S47,050,000 in registered four
per cent. bonds, the interest on which
amounts to 1882, 900 per annum
s41O,500 per quarter, 1856, SS3.53! per
month, S5,156.15 per day, S2l4.S4 per
hour. 1888 per minute.-M 7. san.
"A large item in the expense of main
tanning sleeping-car is the washing
bill. The Pullman Company's entire
outfit includes 30, 900 sheets, $4,000 pill
townships, $4,000 blankets, 5000 hand
towels and 5000 roller towels. A car
is entirely emptied and cleaned as soon
as it reaches it's destination, and the
linen is sent straight to the laundry.
The Wagner Company's total equip
ment is 1000 wooden blankets, 1881
linen sheets, 12,2O2 pillow-slips, 5,74G
hand towels and 2,347 roller towels.
The expense of keeping the Wagner
Company's bedding clean is $4,000 8
year; the Pullman Company's is larger
Chicago Journal.
This country is going to be vel
supplied with nails. The Bulletin OF
the Iron and Steel Association prints a
list of the nail works. and states that
seventy-four now completed have
5,00S machines, and will add 391 more
before the close of the year, while there
are five new works being built which
will have at least 200 more nail-ma-
chimes in operation by January 1. By
that time there will be $500 nail-ma-
chimes ready to work. with capacity Of
1886, 600 Kegs of cut nails and spikes
yearly. The mills and machines now
completed have a capacity of about
100000 kegs less; about 3,264,0O0 in
Pennsylvania, 2,20O,OO0 in Ohio, 1865
900 in West Virginia, S75, 900 in Massa.
chusetts, and $50. 900 in New Jersey.
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stones. Nor IS there any progress, for
the more ancient works are generally
the best, and as consequence the Chr
nese to-day are as their fathers were
thousands Of years ago. The supersti-
tons respecting natural phenomena,
which are as living active truths to-day
for all classes in China, remind US rath-
er Of man in his state of barbarism than
of the ancient culture and civilization
of the Middle Kingdom. The sun and
the moon are to the Chinese as they
were to primitive man, living things.
gods to be worshiped. The stars in
their courses powerfully influence, II
they do not absolutely determine. all
human events. In them the wise may
read as in book the destiny of man
ana the fate of empires. Their COM
binations make lucky and unlucky days,
and we shall do well to note carefully
their signs and silent warnings. Comets
are the precursors of famine, pestilence
and war-prognostieator of the wreck
ofempires and the fall of Kings. Eclipse$
are the periodic efforts of the dragon
fiend to destroy the lights of heaven.
and every notice of an approaching
eclipse sent by the Imperial astronomer
to the Provinces is accompanied by a
Government order to employ the usual
methods of gong-beating and so forth
in order to rescue the threatened lumin-
airy. Again. thunder is the roar of the
anger of heaven. and to be smitten by
thunderbolt is to be marked as thing
accursed. Wind is born in the heart OF
great mountains. whence it issues at
the command of the wind god. Most
districts have their wind mountains.
That ut Lung-Shan in the northern Pro-
vince of Chilli is the most remarkable.
1t has cave at each of its four sides.
The Spring wind issues from the cave
on the eastern side, the Summer wind
from the southern, and so for the others.
Wind eddies or whirlwinds are raised
by the hedgehog in bis rapid passage
from one place to another, the dust
serving to screen him from the vulgar
gaze. Rain is produced by the dragon
god, who carries up vast quantities OF
water from the lakes and rivers in his
capacious jaws, and pours it down il
showers over the earth. Every noun
tain has its spirit or genius, every valley
its nymph, every spring its naiad-
Hence mountains and rivers, old tree:
and curious rocks, become objects o.
worship.-Nature.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

-" How do you know when a cyclone
is coming?" asked stranger of West.
ern man. "Oh, we get wind of them, ;"
was the answer.
If you are passionate and irritable
you must get a good grip on yourself
DR. you will pretty soon run away with
yourself and break something.--M T.
Herald.
"a fellow must sow his wild oats,
you know" exclaimed the adolesceni
John. yes" replied Annie, ..but ore
shouldn't begin sowing so soon after
grading" -Erchange.
"A Philadelphia paper says it is cru
city to animals for woman to jump on
a table and yell like a wild Indian when
mouse or rat appears. The poor lit
lie animals are often frightened into
fits.
Don't try to do more than you can
10 well. There is an old Hebrew prov
erb which runs: ale that hires one gar
den eats birds; he that hires more than
one will be eaten by the birds. IN I.
Times.
If you have made mistake or COM
you can, for the old proverb saws, and
truly: HE that falls in the dirt, the
longer he lies there the dirtier he is
". T. Tribune. %
"A young man who had four times
proposed to the same girl, and as often
got rejected, finally became nettled.
"You ought to go on the stage" he re-
marked. with a sneer. son the stage:
why?' she inquired. because you are
an excellent Straightforward perform
er," was the reply.
-"Ah! Mr.. Panier, have YOU. been to
any pahties this wintah?' asked Glen
iolen de Smith of his friend. mo,
but l have attended three balls al
ready" why, how delightful, veal
"! Where were they at?" .'At the
pawnbroker's," sadly sighed Mr.. Pan
Chicago Times.
Now the magazine writers have be-
gun to poke fun at their boarding
houses-a subject the photographers
nave worn threadbare. An article in
he November Harper is called A
Hashish- House in New York" Itstrikes
rs. though, that there are too many let
sers in hash, or is that the way ii
''ish'' spelled in New York??-NOrrfs
,O1O,l Herald.
-Parson Whangdoodle Baxter no.
ticed at the last prayer-meeting in the
Austin Blue-Light Tabernacle that
Gabe Snodgrass, who was working bis
lips like the rollers of a patent clothes
wringer as he read his Bible, actually
had the book upside down. "Why,
Gabe, you am reading de sacred book
upside down. How am dat possible?"
'.Dat am SO for fac. parson. You see,
parSon, dis heah b'longs to my wife,
and don know how to handle it yet.
Ell l jess had my own Bible here wild
me, dat l has done got de hang Oh, ]
nebber would hab made dat mistake"
-TerdS Sittings.
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A WEEKS NEWS.
Cleaned by Telegraph and Mail
CONGRESSIONAL

The Senate met on the Sd with President
pro tenn. Edmunds presiding. After the
newly-elected members had been sworn in,
the House and President were notified that
the Senate was ready for business. Clerk
Mcpherson called the House TO order at noon.
with 3l6 members present. Hon. John u.
Carlisle tDem.), of Kentucky, was elected
Speaker, receiving 19l votes to liz for Hon. J..
", keifer Rep.l, of Ohio, and Ave scattering
votes Pending action upon the case Of the
Second Mississippi District Chalmers VS..
Manning), the House adjourned.
In the Senate the 4th, large number Of
bills were introduced, among others, one by
Mr. Edmonds TO establish postal telegraph,
and one by Mr.. Van wyck, to restore to
the public domain lands devoted TO- but not
earned by railroad companies, and a bill de-
claring railroad corporations shall pay within
sixty days the costs of surveying and locating
lands to WHICH they are entitled. otherwise be
House completed its organization by electing
its officers-being those nominated I'm the Dem
ocratc caucus. The Presidents message was
received and read. Adjourned.
In the Senate, on the 9Th, Mr.. Blair pre-
scented joint resolution of the Legislature of
New Hampshire opposing further land grants
to railroads and any renewal of forfeited land
grants. After the Introduction of bills, the
Senate went into executive session.. In the
House. Mr.. Randall objected to the passage of
resolution for the immediate appropriation
of $4,000 for printing the records of the
United States Supreme Court, as he thought
all deficiencies should have thorough inves-
dgation, not only by the House, but by the
appropriate committee. The Virginia con-
tested election case of Garrison VS.. Mayo was
referred to the Committee on Elections, when
appointed, with instructions to report the
legal questions involved therein.
In the Senate, the 9Th, Mr. Henderson
presented a memorial from the Legislature of
Nebraska asking that railroads tow ich the
Government granted lands be either CON-
PEELED to take out patents so they can be
taxed, or the lands revert to the people. Mr.
ingalls, introduced bill to repeal the pre-
emption and timber culture laws and amend
the homestead laws. Several bills were intro
duced to amend the Constitution, giving the
President power to veto any item in General
Appropriation bills. But little business was
transacted in the House, when it adjourned
until Monday.
). No business was transacted i'm the Senate
on the 7tk. The House was not in session.
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Chinese Science.

From ancient times the Chinese have
.aken note of natural phenomena. Their
record ofsolareclipses isperhaps the most
ancient and accurate in the world. They
have more or less elaborate works on
astronomy, mathematics, botany, 20
Ology, mineralOgy, physiology and
many other sciences. Yet there is
scarcely any true science in them.
Classification, even in regard to plants
and animals, there is none. Mineral
Ogy e mainly description of curious