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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-07-05
Notice to Creditors.
Notice to Creditors.

E>tste Of J B. NEWMAN. licensed.
N. tice IS hereby gwen bv the unders' gned Ad
min strMtcr of the state OF u. Is. Newman. te.
ceased. to the credit rs f. and all persu having
rl1ims against the said &c 'e,sed. t, eXn b them
whit Q necess r' uchers. wit hin four III nths
after the first pnblcat, n Of THIS II tce. to the
said Aom listrator at HAiley. in the comfy VI
Alturas, Territory of Idhhn
Dated ut HALEY. Ju y ,. 1888
J. NJ. ! URKETT.
ty3wl Public Administrators.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-07-05
A Card Of Thanks.

In retiring from the Nevada Chop House / wis
totx"r IS my sincere thanks I" the PEG lie of Woo
River for the very liberal patronage which tn.
have * ended t. me s'nce first opened my re-
taurant here. snd beg them to cont Tie the So III
{ INV successor, Mr. Ii ,dgmsn.
jel6tf JOSEPH STEVENS
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-07-05
The DOLLAR COLUMN,

IAovertis"inents not exceeding an inrh Tor ten
ihe' 81 small typej in length will lie inserted In
- eu!unn Tor one dollar per week. or FIFTY cents
'.a ~; Insertion and twenty-five cents each a.
A.'-~'"' insertion-payable in advanced
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-07-05

j. NJ. RCREETT,
County Treasurer Of Alturas County
HALEY I. T., June Il. 1888 jel5l&wot
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
nlu,r POsf- IyfgLLIGEECER.



did NOT lore him long ago;
Instead Of Eyes" gave him mo-
I did not love him; but today
I rad his marriage notice Fray
Why vas / sad, when never yet
Has my heart known the Sass reRfss
Over that whispered "no!v And Why,
ksadine the notice, did dgh!
No analyst can Russs the cause;
A voman's reason laughs At Laws
6urs / am ejad to know the wound
gave has htaled-that be has found
I.ove's bleasednes and peace; and yet
A woman nsysr can forRss
Ths man Who once has loved hss; and
Today I seem TO - him stand,
With every Glance . mute carsss,
enIl pleading Tor the lonRed Tor yea
His sarly love for me Is dead-
Another lives In that loves stead.
And II be loves h6r we'll, as msn
Should love their chosen Ones, Why snsl
BE must be glad that long ago
Ins,ead Of "yes" ! gave him no.
Perhaps that is the reason Why
I read the notice with q sign.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Sir lots In Bssltovn.
Fo1r lots on Pike street
Three lots IN s. A. Belts first addition.
Two lots on water front, foot of Pike
street
Three lots In A. A. Denny's fifth ad-
dition.
Pour lots In c. C. Terry's second sd-
dition-
Four lots IN c. c. Terry's fryt addi-
tion-vsfy 6ne.
Ssvsa lots in McNaughf's drss sddi-
lion,
Three lots Ia Jndkins's addition-
Thirteen ioss IN Asynard-s togn pisx
Five lots On Second strses.
A very fine block on Front street
Also some good dwelling houses.
Two farms, good bop land
A large hoe of other property not
mentioned. Fl. HKyxxn.
Oftcs with McNa1ght. Ferry, Nc
Saught d Ait-.ssil, Commercial street
f7H
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Having secured. rooms il the Mar
shall building. desire to say to the
people Of Seattle that will give private
instructions in the art of dancing. at
reasonable prices. Having an entirely
new method Vt teaching round dances,
would especially like to secure those
for scholars who have heretofore
though. themselves unable to learn to
dance. claim that nv method il SO
simple and easy that it is impossible for
any one TO avoid learning who will give
il a trial. All the latest society dances
taught For terms inquire at room Z.
Marshall building, or address a postal
card to Prof. Pehnemann.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

SArrH's BIJoU THEATER.-MoIlie Ar.
cher, the funniest serio-comic singer on
the stage; Jerry Hart. the great come
dian and end man; Beatrice Leo, the
charming balladist; Billy h. Kar,nan END
man, vocalist and comedian; Harry
Staley, Emma kavisld. Kitty True
Spot Sloan, Fanny ONeel, Charles
ONeel. the great Dutch and Irish come.
diam all under the direct supervision OF
Harry Elmore, the very funny and
clever general performer. Change OF
bill Monday and Thursday. Admissioz
free.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Puget Sound employment commits
sion and purchasing agency. We have
opened an Office On Washington street,
near Commercial, where we propose TO
furnish employment or help on short
notice. Send In your orders by letter.
telegraph or telephone, which viii be
filed with dispatch.
DIrgrs 4 LIAM
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Those elegant new ranges Just received
BY Waddell d Miles direct from the man
manufactoriss-the Superior Range and
Stove. They are the finest, most econom-
ical, and altogether desirable range on
the Pacific Coast. Call and see them.
even II Won don't buy.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

GLADSTONE, GARYIELD AND GAxBErTA.
We ask young nieu TO consider these
contrasts: Gladstone at seventy three
respinR the reward Of his virtaous life,
in his firm pulse, his unclouded brain.
his magnificent old age, or rather his
matured manhood; Garfield. fatally
shot, yet keeping death at bay for sew
enty-nine days BY the reserved force
begotten OF a pure. abstemious life; and,
on the other hand, Gaznbet.a. endowed
BY nature with frame of iron, yet sap
ping hts life by oxcesa.. and sue
cumbinR, AZ foFty-four, 70 Q sliRht
wound inflicted BY the hand Of courte-
san.-lyofioaai Baptist.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
KENOALL'S SPAWN CURE
ON HUMAN Flash.

FEVaI- Ind, Aug. I1ta. 1881.
DR. B. J. KENDALL & Co, Gepts:--smple
of circulars received toisy. Please send me
some with my imprint, printed on ons sise
only. TIE kendalfS SPAWN Cure Is in excel
len. dem4ni with Us. and Tot oaiy for All assis
DC. for human ailments also Mr. jos. yoris,
one of the leading farmers II our CT uHfy
s2raiBed an ankle badly. snd knowing tie
value CT the remedy for horses, uled u on
himsef, AID IL did far better than he hsa ex-
pecses;. Cured the sprajn in very short order
Yours respectfully, c. o. TaUB4sD.
Price 81 er bottle. or bottles fo- IS. All
druggists have IL or can g=s Il for soG. or II
Will bs sent 20 sny address On seceipi Of price
by the proprieto-s. Dr. B KENDALL. & Co .
Enosburgh Fails, VI. 5sr.i Tor illussr-ted CIR
cuiar
SOLD BY AIT DRUGGISTS.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

To ExfsRASrs AND FRrESDl-The
place to get your life insurance, and sell
second hand furniture, 10 buy new and
secondhand furniture, and to GET
aucsioneering done il at PiIlman,
Lilly 81 Co, Cherry street, opposite the
telegraph Office. Terms reasonable,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies. make no mistake, but wait fol
the grand opening of millenery goods Ia
get your hats. ETC., for Easter Sunday,
at Clayton Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
MISCELLANEOUS.
{ CONSULT s
: Or. C. L. KILLER, ST.. 5
SEATTLE. W.T., s
Cherry st. bsioss seeopS :
+. o. Box a. g
Consultations & Ex.ras,.,,.
FREE.
iPERaATogRHGA. IMPOTENCE =
Cared On the Inssainens Pin,
What hts patients hav,

Case leo Linz Co1p.v us, -
Doctor! TIN nex r,as- sh.neIe ~.
ny nofa in II d.. '1-'' snei, psy N
Hs paid his aote n frfi. T.
SeSe ~ san t,-aaezsco. SEM.
l VAS cured - Dr.. 6. d. MI. ~
sperT@ioErhoe in ssven seeks 80
suh7ctihed snf sworn 70 q fa-s - =.
Isl DAY Of ~sUte-ster. fs-s. ne -
JOIN HA,lILI- Notary puhs-
Case IL. AEtaria O,zu- Inn. =.
am doing ss8eH1ld IfbfrL 80, ~
Wei II you tI.iu < best. sezd -
bottle q the last Tuedicn Ne. $500
2nsTer--No uaOre Eaesiefu.. 49,.
Live as directed yea. 'e4crea:
Case 90. White River. VT
send me coupe bottles OF ihs -. =. -
gos shere task II Z Just utsf I ,'salezne
VII come down IS son as IcAa. HsS :
Case 30s. "a vel in 81 w~~kx
notes before due rvs ~
Case 70. i veil in two un,x..
hts notes three mcafhz befor. 80 s0
due. w AZ
Case2!i y vel IN ty~orsnuss.
notes three months before tk,v - ~
Gaze 2Is- stopped here; was eu,.d -
month. Pays his notes IN fuIf- - w.
Iweniy-fcuT ether cases AZ. an s..-.
wei. saaa .oa.8
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
FARM FOR SALE.

CONSISTS OF go ACRES OF coon
~ agricultural land. sifnaSes ons nj.
ne halt nom Slaughter postoiiiec Eirs
os.s, ty. ~ 9. Price. Us per acre In
49, @ u pfemise4 a. Jamea ncra
-. st.Se - TIMOTHY J.KEANI Gsn.
- No Rogeaa eoaesy. GSSo
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Swan BAKING PowDER.-We ask ouI
customers to give this a single trial
knowing full well it will be the fayorite
after being tested.
c. p. Stone 4 Co.,
fltf Cash Grocers, Front Street.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Tho Bargain Store has just received 4
fine line Of Notions and Fancy Goods
for the spring trade, consisting Of Rib
bons, Laces. Embroideries, Gloves, Hos
isry, etc-. all 70 be sold at very low pri-
ces. Next door to Co-operative Gro
ccry. Frons street. In Denny's nov
Block.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies', you will save p per cent by
waiting a few days and selecting your
millinery goods from the new stock al
CLAYTON Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies, We have the fiaest line of cor
sets north of San Francisco. Clayton
Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies, we have selected one of the
finest stocks of millinery goods ever
brought to Seattle, and will sell at lowest
cash prices at Clayton Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

CAspr AND Nun-The largest a.
sorsment and tho finest goods in TIE
city. G. p. Sroxx h Co,
flR CAsh Grocera
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Every variety of feed for man and
beast KEEP. at w. E. JONES' Denny's
block
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Seminal weakness. Impotency. nirht losaas
by dreams. pimpIes en- the face and lot
Manhood can positively be cured. Tho
SICK and afflicted should not fail to call .
nim. The Doctor has Travelled extensively
IN Europe and inspected thoroughly TIE
various hospitals there, obtaining great
deal of valuable information which IL q
competent TO imp2rt to those in need q
ms seryiees- Dir. Gib5on will make no
charge unless he effects a cure. Person0
AT distance may be cured at home. An
communications strictly confidential. You
see no one but the Doctor. Persons writ
ing 20 the Doctor viii please state the raYna
OF the paper they see this advertisement In,
Cnarges reasonable. Cali or write. Adj
dress DIR. Il. GIBBON, p. o. box 1851. ann
Frano.seo. Sind SO for Q package e
mf1sc ne ~-F&Wtf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
NOTICE.

HARRy ELLRNGToN WILL HEAR
Calling or writing 10 ~ Mission ssr.s ~
san Francisco. or applying AZ the Amsr;.
can kxchAnge Hotel San Franeisco'
fe2S In dw
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

WHEN ycu 80 promising colt with q
splint, curb or SPAWN forming, thus
spelling ~ ale, 60 at once aud procure
9 bottle Ut kendalls SPAWN Cure. One
dollar invested In this great remedy viii
save vU1 hundreds Of dollars. Il has
no equal &C liniment for man or beast.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies. call and ~ our new coo3s
easiy and examine our low prices. Clay
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Il Jon want any kalsomining or paper
HANGING done. 20 TO Mack and Crocker;
snop on Cherry streeL Opposite Yeslcr'a
hsii, All work done at reasonable
rates and mttsfaction guaranteed. Sim
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies', do not fail to call and see the
new goods next week at Clayton Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ladies', ouf large Stosk OF new en-
bfoideries. imported direct from Paris.
has no comparison either in STYLES or
prices In Seattle. CLAYTON Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Gentlemen. il you want white shirts.
percaie shirts, suspendens. neckties,
ETC.. 60 to Dayton Rros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

OR Is Cali Boot for Men Gamma b.
6eat o. - eoask Cali and - them ~
nttsll,s Bargain Score. '-' =
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

The cheapest place In the city for
Boots and Shoes II q. b. Litteli's Bar
gain Store in DENNIS Block ON Front
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Every article in the Gents Furnish
ing Goods line 10 b had q the Star
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

foe htest siyiss of Hats. and hsrusi
81 Neokyear pattssnA witt ~ Star
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ihe eolshRaAed CRoun CyiinA9. 5opr
"a and eehee luhuiea1ina - . Val1
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Four DollsrA Mems Genuine Cali
booes. ONLY foar dollars = pair, at Tresn
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
AGENTS
ENGINE FOR SALE.

4 leH0RsE POWER MOUNTED EN-
CINE. nearly new. in first class order
~ sale At bargain For particulars 40
~ 20 @ address. w. BURNT. care 81
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

h. O. MeIAnehlin, Optteian. Front
sezssa Masonic building. 4 a esaf-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Leather and rubber hsatine, lneins.
oa6nttt msta3. ese.. q Wald 4 Camr-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

The STUDEBAKER h IL slanda,,3
v.son Of The world For sals By Maid
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Ncbhy Scotch Wool Suits. eoualine
cusenm work. for el4 at The Sear Clo1k-
tng Honoe.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
TO THE UNFORTUNATE.



esJ kearney Sc
corner Of CONNER
cIai St. San Fran
CISCO established
in 1854 for the
treatment Of Sex
ual and Seminal
Diseases such a.
GonorrhGa elect.
Structure. Syphilis
4. I'll H.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24

Boots and Shoes u O. B. LitteIIs Bar
gain Store in DENNIS Block ON From
sAroct.
Ladies', our large @tosk Of new en-
bfoideries, imported direct from Paris
has no comparison either in stylee O
pFicss In Seattle. CLAYTON Bros.
Gentlemen. il you want white shirts
pcfcaie snirts, suspenders. neckties
ETC.. 60 to Dayton Bros.
Gentlemen. the Elite shirt takes Ii,
lead for neat fitting, etc.
Gentlemen, re can give Won A FIN
white shirt. linen bosoms, perfect fit. 4
70 cents. Give u . call. Clayton Bros
Ladies' and gentlemen, II you want
| trunk, valsse. satchel or Anything in Ia
line go dirsst 70 CLAYTON Bros
Ladies. call and - orr nev cood
early and examine our Low prices. Clay
ton Bros.
CANDY AND NurA-The largest a
city. g, p. Srosr q Co
| 49, N8a0 drQoef8.
II you want any kalsomininc or paue
hanging done. 20 to Mack and Crockeg
| snop on Cherry street Opposite Yeslcr'
hall, All work done ai roaaonahl,
rates and atisfaction guaranteed. Sin
Every article in the Gents, Furnish
| ing Goode line 10 b had q the Sta
Clothing House.
FUur Dollars. Mems Genuine Cal
BootA onlv four dollars . pair, IS Tree
4 Raymondss. al
Ths STUDEBAKER n H. s1anda,.
wagon Of the world For sale by Wal.
Z Campbell
Nobhy Scotch Wool Suits. eoualin,
custom work. for tl4 as the Senr Con
Inc Hone.
| Leather and rubber haatine. lneins
oabnftt mstA3. oso.. q Wald & Camr
For latest sfyiss of Hats, and hsruti
I'll Neokyear pattssns witt ~ Sta,
Clothing HOUSE.
Pshhle apeceAolss and eyp-elanupa :
VIM. =. HnokaA oppusi1o Us Nv
England Hotsl. daf
II. O. MoLAuehlin, Optfeian. Fton
sexsel Aascnio building. 4 1t euaf
eneoo0s
We aro Informed that q. G. phinue,
d Ca have = feW m0Rp nftv-6nllar -
n LAW'e md and Cavo aadituna AT
!he eeaehrated Grown Cylinnw, Ter
nal and oehee lukuioaAfna - r ~
j OAmpho1Ih
0Aau1uu1 - ~ go ~ 49, =
~ Aueksko1l1vs - oss.el6yujiil sovs11. ~
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1883-03-24
HAVE voU sEEx TaKM

DElG0s 4 LAzAR.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-04-18

a tow years ago cigarettes in THEN
present form were unknown. Cigarettes.
so-calIcd, were OF Spanish make, 50
loosely rolled that they required r,roI.
ing by resident smokers. Then was in
vogue, and Is now to less extent, the
practice Of making ones own cigarettes
Properly shaped and sized papers were
furnished, IN which Turkish tobacco was
rolled by the OatcntaiIous Young smoker.
Then spmng up manufactures of cieur
cites already rolled and prepared for the
smoker The increase IN manufacture
has hardly kept pace with the demand.
for 1t is said that during last sumner Tia.
supply at some Watering places fell short.
Cigarettes are used more in summer than
III winter rs the bare hand finds 10 ,m-
comfortable aud the gloyed hand come,
clnmslIy TO the business. AtiiIst cigar
cites were simply rolled and poparcI;
later, mOutIplcces were added OF PASTE
board wood corn husl and glass. the
latter being last years addition Farlu-
rics are in New York, Baltimore. Roclts-
Ter and elsewhere, and the larger ones
employ from five hundred to one thuus
and operatives in rolling cigarettes. One
clGarcItc-mallln& firm has au automatic
machine that performs the labor of many
operatives. Paper and tobacco are fI
m Mt one end, and from the other come,
out cigarettes ready for use. 1hcp.riuuo
cigarettes are made III Louisiana Per.
luuc tohnrcp grows only in certain plns
OF tins State. 1t is put iutorollamd 1t!
lowed to remain until cured, and sutur-
ated TO the requisite state Of llaciucgs
aud strength, The wooden momhpicco
cigarettes come from Virginia; those with
glass ends are made in Baltimore. and the
brisk variety i'll New Orleans. Turkish
cigarettes from Dresden, ST. PolcrsLurg
and Odessa and other plnrua. made from
tobacco grown in both Asialir and Euro.
pcan Turkey, have limited sale, owing 10
the increased cost, which is hundred
per centum greater than American cigar.
cites.
Tho sale, as already minated in.
rrcascs All CLASSES smoke cigar ties
The old smoker may be welded to his
'lgnr, Int in his moments Of brof leisure. |
Dr short interim in business, suggest the |
quickly consumed little cigar, unless hn |
$ llkcanotrd literary man who collected |
Jumps and then made it rule to smoke
o many cigars aud so many slmps per
ny, until the stock Of the latter vas
The objective point or the
ntl.tobacco society should bc cigarettes.
n they have aided MS nothiug.rs, Inn,
4 ln LIZ, Il 4. Al
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-04-18
A Practical Joke on the Wrong Party.

Mr. Wagon was the victim. His son
Johnny is mischievous lad, and one
day resolved to play trick on his broth
or. He arranged certain attachments to
that brothers bed, worked by cords run.
ming 10 his own room, and then went of
fishing, While lac was Como, his brother
was sent away 10 be absent over night,
and lot OF company arrived Mt the
house. Mr.. Wagon gave up lis own
room 10 them and occupied the absent
sons bed Johnny got home late ut
night, and wholly ignorant Of this
change OF arrangements, went 10 his
room, which WAS next 10 his mothers.
aud prepared TO perpetrate his designs
upon hia brother
The first proceeding was haul on
cord which ran between the blankets and
spread on his brothers bed and being
fastened at the top, would pull the
clothes of the bed Mr. Wagon was
comfortably tucked in, when suddenly
the clothes began 10 slip, and hc found
himself uncovered. He thought he
might have kicked them off, and sat mp
and took hold Of the clothes to pull them
buck, Meanwhile, johnny had yankcd
another cord which pulled the pillow of
the bed. Mr. Wagon discovered his loss
and reached for the pillow, and when he
got it, the clothes went OH again. lIo
was much excited at that, and again
went after the clothes and again lost lis
pillow.
That time the pillow went under the
bed and Mr.. Wagon went after IL, and
Immediately came out again and swore
prodlgiously, for tho floor was strcwn
with chestnut burrs, and he had cotton
into them. He resolved TO Bcold the
chambcrinaid for leaving so many pins
on the floor Once more he attempt b.
get tho pillow, and, as it wns way under,
he made u frantic dive for it, mud just
then Johnny, who was sinking with
laughter, pulled the last cord and the
whole bed came down upon Mr.. Wagon !
and lammcd him upon the burrs.
His frantic hDwls brought his wife and |
friends TO the rescue, and he was iishcd |
out And then the gas was lighted and |
somebody discovered the cords running |
10 Johnny's room Mr.. Wagon at once
hnstoncd there. Tie lad explained that
he thought his brother was in the bed,
but it didn't make any difference. His
yells were mistaken by n man sleeping
half n mile away for cry Of fire, and he
jumped ont Of bed so hard that he |
fpraincd a toe And the noSt day when
johnny went TO school no got spanked |
again because lac wouldn't sit down, and |
Is now resolved to run away from home |
the first chance ho can got, rs this part /
Of the country Is mighty discouragina |
region for boy Ecchange.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-04-18
A Witty Judge.

Readers ofShakcspcorc havcalways on
! joycd the wit of "porlju, in the VgrcIoD
! n icHjrc, 10y which she saved Antonio
| from the kuiicof "Slrlock The pretend
ed judge affirmed the right of "Sbylock"
to his pound Of flesh, but added sionH o
drop of blood be shed in tokinr il Lis
life would be forfeited A Cnlirorni,
iudga hns shown canal wi,