Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-09-24
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water of Ohio disordered his bowels and laid him on
a bed of sickness with horrible cramps. For three
days and nights he was wretched Then he said "why
didn't think OF PERRY DAyIs's PAIN KILLER" He
sent for it and experienced such prompt and thor
ough relief that he said he fool for not getting
it at first.
1t is about an even thing between man and orange
peel. Sometimes the throws the orange peel
and sometimes the orange peel throws the man.
HAY FEvER.-From Col. J. Maidhof. OF New York.
have suffered severely for the last ten years from
Hay Fever in early and midsummer and in the fall.
desire in the interest of my fellow sufferers to tes-
tlfy in favor of Ely's Cream Balm. My short use of
it demonstrated its efficacy. J. MAIDHoF, 40l Broad
way
can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to relieve all
persons suffering from Rose Cold and Hay Fever. l
have been great sufferer from these complaints and
have used it, have recommended it to many of my
friends for Catarrh, and in all where they have
used the Balm freely they have been cured. T. KEN
NEY. Dry Goods Merchant Ithaca, N. Y.
In the far West man advertises for a woman "to
wash, iron, and milk one or two cows" What does
he want his cows washed and ironed for?
SCIPIo, N. Y, Dec. l, 1879.
educated physician. am not in practice, but my
sole family physician, and advise in many chronic
cases, Over a year ago I recommended your Hop
Bitters to my invalid wife, who has been under medi-
cal treatment of Abanys best physicians several
years. she has become thoroughly cured of her va
rious complicated diseases by their use. We both
recommend them to Our friends, many of whom have
also been cured of their various ailments by them.
REV. E. II. WARREN.
Down in Tama County last week cat was born
with two heads. 1t is lively and healthy, and can
yOwl with one mouth and waul with the other. II
this breed cats becomes common it will just set the
mill ennum back about four thousand years.
Courage is noble trait. With some it requires
greater courage to live than it does to die. When
disease racks the frame, when the person.
when aches in every joint. when the muscles are
oft and fabby when the least exetion gives fatigue
when the mind is filed with gloom and dependency
what is there life worth LIVING and yet many exc
out just such miserable existence living only fol
those who love them When 1t is generally known
that Browns Iron Btters will cure the above dsor
ders how many hearts will be made glad How many
hopes made happy
WANTED-A wife who can handle broom,
To brush down the cobwebs and sweep up the
room;
The best advice may come to late" Said a suf
ferer from Kidney troubles, when asked to try Kid
ney-Wort "Ill try 1t but it will be my last dose
| The man got well and is recommending the rem
edy to all sufferers. In this good advice cam
! just IN time to the man.
To make decent bread that fellow can eat
Not l,o howl 10
81 am happy to say" writes W. C. Morrill, ITO IRE
mont ST.. Boston, Mass. 'that Ellis's SPAWN Cure
the best in the market 1t cured my horse of larg
Bone SPAWN, after other liniments &C.. had failed"
Who knows how to broil, to fry and to roast
Make good cup of tea and platter of coast;
Favortism is bad thing but DIR. Pierces ''Favorlt
Prescription" deserves Its 1t is certain cur
for those painful maadies and weaknesses which en-
bitter the lives of so many women. OF druggists.
woman who washes, cooks, irons, and stitches,
And sews up the rips in fellows old breeches;
Being entirely vegetable. no particular care is n
qured while using Dir. Pierce's pheasant Purgativ
Pellets" They operate without disturbance to til
constitution. diet or occupation. For sick headach
constipation impure blood dizziness sour eructatioi
from the stomach bad taste in mouth bilious attack
pam in region of kidney, internal fever. boated fee
ing about stomach, rush of blood to head, take D
Pierce's pellets" By druggists
And makes her own garments-an item that groy
Quite highly expensive, as every one knows;
HYsrERIA NERVOUS PRosrRAT1oN-We gil
our readers extract from cheerful letter. write
by Mrs. Elizabeth Smith, of Richmond Ind, who say
Samaritan Nervne cured me of hysteria and nervo
prostration." Comment is useless.
common-sense creature. and still with mind
To teach nd to guide-exated, refined;
Vegetine VIII cleanse Scrofula and all scroft
humors from the SYSTEM
sort of an angel and housemaid combined.
= "Ellis's SPAWN Cure is an invaluable preparati
and cures, as its proprieors claim it Does writes
B. Mills, No. $, Union Market. Boston, Mass.
soft answer may turn away wrath, but it wo
turn away book agent.
} DEFEND UpoN Ir.-Mother Symptoms prophes
4 and Louisiana elections are very uncertain thin
but Thomas Electric Oil can be depended upon
ways. 1t cures aches and pains of every descrpt
G Cod Liver Oil from selected livers is the latest
+ suriHg advertisement.
TIME TO SroP Tits too bad Sir or Madam.
don't get frightened. Your hair is falling of-tha
certain. glance in the mirror. or an Investigate
O committee of fingers tell the dismal story. We wo
discuss the possible 1t is enough that Parke
Hail Basam used now will prevent further destr
ton. Is your hair somewhat gray too, and Girls
K Alas, yes. The Balsam will give back the origi
olor, softHess aud gloss. Not dye. not oily eega,
; ly perfumed perfect dressing.
) girl can climb fence very handiiy and gra
J., fuily-at least some girls can-but not ffa fellow v
'snakes'just as she is getting over.
OK THIRTY DAYS TRIAL-The yoltaic Belt
y Marshall, Mich, will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated E
trio Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to men young old) who are Attic
with nervous debility lost vitality and kindred tro
les guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
health and manly yigor. Address above. n. /
= No risk is incurred thirty days trial is allowed