Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-12-31
THE NIGHT AFTER CHRIST
MAS.

Twas the night after Christmas; the boys were
awake,
After stufting with turkey, and pudding, and cake,
And deughnuts. and oysters, and plums, and mince
pies,
There were meanings and groanings and piteous
cries:
go my stomach" so Moses." 80 help" 81
shall die!''
GLOW I wish that 1 hadn't had half much pie!"
so motherr 'sCome, hurry" go what shall 1
do?"
"Bring something to cure mer' "Boohoo" and
"Boo-hoon'
And mother, alarmed by the racket and noise,
Ran in to see what she could do for the boys.
Perry Davis's Pain Killer she brought for relief,
And made end of their noise and their
grief;
And then there was quiet and joy in the house,
And each of the lads was as still as a mouse.
Memory is net. One finds it full of fish when he
takes it from the brook but dozen miles of water
have run through it without sticking.
BEATS THE WoRLD.-This is what II. C. Hober-
man, a druggist of Marion, Ohio, says: Thomas
Eclectrio Oil beats the world. Sold nine bottles
yesterday and to-day. One man cured of sore throat
tism.
God bless all good women. To their soft hands
and plying hearts we must all come at last.
BETTER TAAN $4,000! 81 spent over $4,000 in
% years." said Major H. w. Hines, of Boston,
Mass, Sin being doctored for epilepsy I employed
the best physicians in New Orleans, st. Louis, n.
York, Pha., Boston, London and Paris, but all to
no purpose Samaritan Nervine has cured me en-
tirely.' $1.50
Put not your trust in money, but put your money
in trust,
CovEToUsNEss IN DIsGUIsE.-The wonderful sue
cess of James Pyle's Pearline has given rise to
| flood of limitations with an ''ine'' to their names
evidently to have them sound like Pearlne. En-
terprises of this sort are quite liable to be more
! selfish than beneficial.
| When strong brain is weighed with true heart
| it seems like balancing bubble against wedge Of
| gold.
| In the Hop Plaster are united Fresh Hops, Gums
and Balsams, and its power is wonderful in curing
| Back Ache, Sprains, Bruises, Neuralgia, Pain il
| the Side Soreness anywhere, Thousand testify
to this,
Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in tn,
same way-and the fools know it.
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, &c., will Ger
tanly yield to the great alternative effects of thu
| Vegetine.
find the great thing in this world is not so mucl
where stand in what direction we are moving
New Bloomfield, Miss, Jan. 2, 1851 wish t.
say to you that have been suffering for tho las
five years with severe itching all over. I hay
heard of Hop Bitters and have tried it. I hav
used up four bottles, and it has done me more goo
than all the doctors and medicines that they coul
with me. l am old and poor but feel t
bless you for such relief by your medicine an
from torment of the doctors. l have had ffftse
doctors at me- One gave me seven ounces of solr
ton of arsenic; another took four quarts of bloc
from All they could tell was that it was ski
sickness. Now, after these four bottles of you
medicine, my skin is well, clean and smooth g
ever. Henry Knocbe
If the OF the ridiculous is one side of an in
pressible nature, it is very well, but if that is a
there is in man he had better been an ape an
: stood at the head of his profession at once.
The disagreeable operation of forcing liquids I'M
the head, and the use of exciting snutfs, are beiI
superseded by Ely's Cream Balm, cure for C
| tarri, Colds in the head and Hay Fever. Price
cents.
Apply into nostrils with the finger Only Tv
Bottles.
Messrs. Johnston. Holloway & Co., wholesa
f druggists of Philadelphia, Pa, report that son
time ago gentleman handed them dollar with
d request to send ii good catarrh cure to two arm
e officers in Arizona. Recently the same gentlem;
told them that both the officers and the wife o.
wel-known U. S. A. General had been cured
0 Catarrh by the two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm
q Travellers change their guineas, not their char,
ter.
MEN OF OELEANs-There is more ignoran
manifested in the treatment of Horses than is sho
in any other way. Care is exercised in selectin.
good shoeer, but when sick all sorts of compoun
are given, some of them without reason or comm
" sense. Beware of such advice and medicine ey
. if administered gratis. Rayworth's Condition Pc
ders is the prescription Of experienced veterina
i 1t is pure medicine, including remedies adapted
reach all the organs of the body reviving renewil
restoring. 1t is considered the best general tire
!, ment that can be made. In pound papers % Ger
|. At all the stores
What in the dickens would the English people
with all their rotten eggs, if they didn't have a
), Walton army there?
If DoNT SPILL THE MILK.-ssThere is no use crvi
over spilled milk says the old saw. If you
~ only bald, but have life in the roots of W
III hair; there is crying over that. either Ia
r both time and yourself by the forelock while tn
- is forelock left. Apply Parker's Hair Balsam
your hair before matters get worse 1t will arr
the falling OF of your hair and restore its origi
color, gloss and softness. 1t is perfect dress
% withal, clean, richly perfumed, cools and heals
ri scalp.
II A lunatic in Chicago imagines that he is Os
Wilde. Guess he isn't very far from right
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