West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1883-07-21
TuNNELToN.

| was visiting her sisters, Mrs. Beavers anC
Mrs Davis, the greater portion of las
week.
Mr.. Washington Fairfax, of Reedsvile
gave Tuunelton business call last Satur-
day,
Thoe, Mulligan, of this place, wa
called to West Union, on Wed
nesday last, to attend the funeral of Mr.
Coulenan.
The genial Capt. c. d. Furbee, Super
visor of track on the third division of the
d. u y. r. r., was on the sick list lasI
week He is, however, a great deal bet
ter at this writing.
Cal Barb, OF Newburg, was painting tho
signal switches on the b. 81 o. laat week.
de gave the one at this station touching
| up
Mrs Jos. A. Miller was visiting rela
tivns at Austen, the latter part of last
week.
The kingwood military company mag
iuied they SWEET powder when they were
called upon to take the iron tin clad roof
oath.
AS a reader of human and animal ma
lure Jay Bonafie'd is entitled to the belt.
The Sabbath School of this place has
re-organized, with Mr.. Fred Weslermau
AS superintendent, Miss Florence Miller.
secretary, and Mr.. a. j. Bonafeld, treas-
urer.
The inclement weather on Sunday PIE
vented several OF our young gentlemen
and ladies from taking much coveted
buggy ride.
ii. ii. Greaser, of Bloomington, Nd,
spent Saturday and Sunday in town.
Robert Davenport, the eminent elocu-
ZIONIST, ventriloquist and funny man. gave
on entertainment in the school house ON
Friday night. He had an audience of g.
bout forty.
Squire Shaffer seems TO be rather IN
fortunate. He lost another horse on last
wednesday that he refused S175 for one
week before 1t was taken sick. Three
hundred dollars will not replace the ho1-
see he has lost.
Mis-. Chas, Stone and child and Miss
Lou Bishop, of this place, who have been
visiting friends in Bridgeport, w. Va, re
turned home on Friday.
Miss Ida Burke, very pretty and ac-
completed young lady of Baltimore CITY,
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. Hunt, of this
place.
+. a. Maloney, Of Tray Run, was in
town on Thursday. His many friends
were glad TO see him.
The portly form of Col. r. w. Monroe
OF Kingwood, was noticeable on our streets
last week.
Raspberries are selling in the market at
40 cents per gallon.
Several of our citizens are identifying
their residences.
The ARGUS was, in the inebriate par
lance, as full as a boiled owl. last week.
with letters from different towns through.
out the county. May 1t ever be thus, is
the earnest wish Of Tunneltonians.
Who knows John T. Kings private sig
nal ? Miss T.. says she does. Yum, yum.
Johnny,
The latest out-Dr. Mullgan's new
song, entitled, Meet Nc at the Mail. crane,
to-night, Love.
a certain domestic in this town Save
that Geo. Muliigan makes number one
scullioD. Quite o compliment 20 George.
Ah, Tag 81 Plug i never entrust my
corns to the tender mercies Of novice
Republican / always employ chrrop-
odist 70 attend 70 that constituencies.
Your Faber overheard one gentleman
ask another Of the same sex: Say. do
you know who Don Juan isY Don Juap2
No, sir. Where docs he live Never
heard Of such a man around here ooh.
be does not live around here, guess. I
heard The girls talking at the dinner table
to day about - going with every girl he
sees, and one girl ssid he must be a second
Don Juan. I'll be hanged If 1 wouldn't like
~ kno8 who Don Juan is.' Addressing
your scribe, the wouId-ike-lo-k know who.
Don Juan-Is, said Patsy, do YOU know
who Don Juan isT Yes sWbo ishe2,
Why it'r Blayney's little mule. file
brhys ~ every one he sees along the road.
end he's getting 70 be perfest nuisance.
Don't bother me with what the girls say.
as they arc always getting Of something
muIish on the boys
j want o herO--an uncommon want
PATsY Doodle.