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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
STILL.

''She loves him stilr' is the title of recent novelette, She probably wants to do all the 1 talking herself.-Oh City Blizzard. Some men are SO lucky that they couldn't I fall overheard without being pulled up with ! their pockets full of fsh.-New York Com mercial Advertiser.
 Mr. Badbit, who is carrying lot of stocks, | is such determined bull that he even de- clines to look at the constellation known as the great bear.-Boston Post. A young man was congratulated on reach ing his twenty-frst birthday. "Well, how do you feel over the matter2" he was asked, and he replied heartily, 'I feel like a new man. Philadelphia Call.
 .Yes," said Tawmus," 'Im done being a masher. Girls are no good. They take your time and your money. Pm done. tell lyou, my boy, I'm done. For heavens sake who was that pretty girl who bowed to you ?"- Boston Post
 ''What remarkable night-gowns were worn in the early days of England" :" Jones remark ed as he scrutinized the armor. Might gowns ?" exclaimed in surprise. Certain ly, said Jones, s'don't you see they were only put on knights ?''-Cincinnati Saturday Night
 Shutting the battle-The speaker who al- Iuded to his candidate as ''the war horse that snuffed the battle from afar" climbed up to the composition room with club after read ing it in the paper ''the ward boss that snatched the bottle from bar "-Boston Commercial Gazette.
 He had turned and twisted in his seat for nearly an hour, vainly trying to make an impression on the young lady who sat be- hind him. At last he asked: Docs this train stop at Cicere?' ''I don't know, sir, she quickly replied, adding: 1T hope so, if you think of getting off thers''
 A west end of London agent for servants says that an English cook invariably has one of three faults-she will not be able to cook, or she will rob you, or she will be drunk ard. Generally in this country you don't have to choose between these evils, as the critter has lem all.-Boston Post.
 "Hello, Spiggles! How's the legislative race in your ward?" ''Oh, fine! Two can~ didates are running-one 8 bad man and the other a good one." 'And of course you're going to vote to send the good mani" "Of course ain't. He'd be too darn'd lone some!"-Louisville Courier Journal.
 Cincinnati policeman visiting the South ern Exposition and seeing a long bench ejaculated, ''What bully place to sleep ID ing all the time and talking to each other 2'' said bystander. ''My friend" returned the policeman. ''one who has slept in the midst of dangers is never disturbed by ordinary noises. ."-Courier- Journal
 "Is your husband in business for himself?'' asked Mrs. Yeast of her neighbor, Mrs. Crimsonbeak, the other morning. Mot entirely" replied Mrs. Crimsonbeak, look ing enquiringly at Mrs Yeast 'T get new dress occasionally, and it was only last night that he sent me home beautiful new bon net.' Mrs. Yeast is very careful now when she interrogates her neighbor.-Yonkers
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
Troublesome Boys.
An English ther'sAppeal-The Rest.
 t1ons of Society.
Letter to London Telegraph.

Letter to London Telegrapk.l
 say that am father of five boys, and I ask what am I to do with them? I tried to get one into bank where the first year g salary was e2o, but there was no room, Merchants'offices are full Engineers of far to possess are going about in search of work or business in any other calling than that to which their fathers had to pay heavily to sp. prentice them. I have thought of the bar, but have been made to recoiI from all thoughts of it by the scores of dismal stories
 which have been poured into my ears in ref erence to that vocation. l have mentioned the sea, but have been warned that there are hundreds of captains and officers who cannot get work, and that the calling is so densely crowded that nothing but interest enables 8 man to squeeze through. have thought of the army; but, irrespective of the dismay occasioned by being informed of the cost of education and dressing and supporting a youth as 8 military officer, I was alarmed and effectually diverted from all thoughts of using that branch of the service as channel for my boys by hearing of the hundreds of starving captains, colonels and generals who are hunting about in all directions for any sort of occupation, not even disdaiRing posts which are absolutely menial in their duties
 Dared think of music as profession Not for long was that present to my thoughts when heard of the sums paid to song writ CTS, ana when the orudgery and the pitiful earnings of the poor music teacher were pointed out to me. The Church? Alas ]! there is no poor man poorer than the poor clergyman, there is no calling more crowded; and without bishops to bring to my sons help, how would it profit me to make him or his brothers parsons, and have to allow them incomes after going to the expense of edu- eating them for the ministry? Emigration The colonies do not want gentlemen The backwoods of America do not require culti- vated manners and an acquaintance with the Greek and Latin poets It is muscle and sinew, it is the spade and the axe-the ma son, the blacksmith, the cook that young countries need.
 Is it my fault or society's that my boys are not qualified to take that rough, up hill sweat moistened path that conducts the pa. fient, industrious artisan-emigrant in the colonies from his one room to a comfortable home. The misfortune of gentiiity is that it is restrictive. There are things it would rather stsrve than do in this country. and there are things it is forced to starye over because 1t cannot do them in the colonies. I do not wish to go to the expense of passage money in sending my boys thousands of miles away to be walters, biliard-markers, stone breakers, cab drivers. locomotive stokers
 It's hard to believe Miss Whittier was cured of such terrible sores by Hoods Sarsaparilla, but reliable people prove it.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
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IN . SHOULD you be a sufferer from dyspepsia, indigestion, malaria, or weakness, you can be cured by Browns Iron Bitters. vi"
 ToCcoA CITY, GA.-Dr. J. F. Newman says: Browns Iron Bitters are very popu- lar, and their use always results satisfac- torily." e BALTIMORE, MD.-Rev. W. H. Chapman says: q deem Browns Iron Bitters most valuable tonic for general ill-health."%
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
DID NOT sroRmTnE sYsTEM

DO NOT sTOR n THE SYSTEM WITH VIOLENT OATHARTICs THAT RACK AND TEAR AND WEAKEN THE UNFORTUNATE IN VALID, BUT TO NE THE STOMACH, RELIEVE THE BOWELS, REGULATE THE LIVER AND REFRESH THE NERVES WITH VARIANTS EFFER- VESCEHT SELTZER APERIENT WHEN THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF ILLNESS APPEAR. A MORE DEFIG HTFUL EFFERvEsCENT DRAUGHT IS NOT TO BE FOUND AND MORE POTENT REMEDY FOR DYSPEPSIA, BILIOUsNEsS, CON sTIPATIoN, NERVOUS HEADACHE, CoLIC AND GENERAL DEBILITY. DOES NOT EXIST. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

At the risk of reopening discussion of a matter that had better be permitted to rest we mention suggestion that has been made to us concerning the still unsolved State House problem. This is that the old build ing be pulled down or blown up and mag ziicent hotel, not of ancient Grecian style' be erected on it's site. It is argued that such hotel would be splendid place for those who could afford to pay the charges, and that 1t would become the home of fine class of people, many of whom would be attracted here from other places by the beauty of the building and it's location. Our own opinion is that this is a decidedly sacrilegious sugges- ton, but we give it for what 1t is worth, beg ging the pardon of the ''town born" for even mentioning it.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

In his speech at Louisville Fred Douglass insisted that some high executive office, such as the vice presidency or cabinet position, should be given to negro as recognition of the political equality of his raos and it's
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

About year ago the Adelphi theater in London was burned. Now 8 new theater is nearly ready to be opened, and it is appar- ently absolutely fre-proof, aa every theater ought to be. The whole auditorium and all the supporting parts are of iron, protected by fbrous plaster. The landings and the steps which form the floor are of concrete seven inches thick, and all the ceilings are in concrete. The staircases are of brick with concrete steps; are wide enough and numer- ous enough to afford ready exit to large audience. Even the division Of the boxes is of concrete In fact there is no wood work whatever in the theater. A solid wall separ- ates the stage from the proscenium with an opening forty feet wide. People can go to this theater with some safety, yet there is no safeguard against panic.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

fealty to the Republican party. For some time, says Washington correspondent of the New York Sun, there has been 6 move ment among political colored men to get re- cognition on the Republican presidential ticket in 1884. They want Bruce nominated for vice president. Who would be the head of the ticket in that case would be immaterial, though preference is expressed in many of the colored newspapers for Secretary Lin coin. The ticket Lincoln and Bruce these politicians claim, wouldsweep every southern State in spite of every effort, fair or other wise, to count out the negro vote. But, fail ing in this programme, they will try to ex- tract pledge from the Republican candidate for president that he will put negro in the cabinet. This is decidedly interesting. The day may come when there will be colored man in the cabinet. There is no good reason why it should not.
 A curious question of time came up lin Washington recently, The deaths of two naval officers were announced to the Navy department. Paymaster Zachary T. Brown died at the Pensacola navy yard, victim of yellow fever, and Lieutenant Boutells Moves died on board of the frigate Richmond, flag ship of the Asiatic fleet. at Yokohama, by ae- cident. The cable dispatch from Rear-Ad- miral Crosby announcing Noyes death was dated Aug. 28, and stated that the officer twas killed at 10 8. n. this morning." The announcement of Psymaster Browns death was dated Aug. 29. and stated that he "died at 7:30 last evening"" The question was then, (Which died first?" Both officers were members of the Navy Mutual Aid Asso- citation. The rule of the association is that, on the death of a member, each of the sur viving members shall pay in certain amounts, which go to make up the 'fbenefits'' to be turned over to the family of the dead mem Der. Each member pays in yearly 8 fixed amount, which is held by the trustees, so that on a death the assessments can be made at once and the officer credited with the sum taken. In this case it was necessary to de termine whether Lieutenant Noyes' fees should pay an assessment for Pay master Browns family or Browns to the former. The officers at the Naval Observatory wers.called upon, and after com putting the difference of local time between the Pensacola navy yard and Yokohama, found that while Lieutenant Moves was kill ed at 10 a, m. and Paymaster Brown at 7:3O p. m. of August 28, Brown had, in fact, died nearly day earlier than Moves.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
NTSTULA amd PTLN@

Cured without the Use Of the Knife.
 WILLIAM READ (M. D., Harvard, 1842l, and ROB- ERT M. READ [M. D., Harvard, 1876, offices, Evans HOuse, 115 fremont Street, Boston. give gpe- cial attention to the treatment of FISTULA, PILES, AND ALL DISEASES OF THE RECTUM. without detention from business.
 Abundant references given. Pamphlet sent on application.
 onCe hours-l1 am to o'clock p. ID. te1cept sun- day1. au2S eod1y
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE cIT7, 16 CENTS A WEEK, TO CENTS MONTH, $500 A YEAR: Bx MAIL, IN COUNTY, IN ADVANCE, $7OO; AT EXPIRATION, $7.60 OUT OF COUNTY, ADVANCE, $7.5e, AT EXPIRATION
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

Sorghum is having little boom in spite of Commissioner Loring. A farm in Rio Grande, New Jersey, has LOGO acres in sor- ghum and is now turning out 1000 pounds of good sugar daily and the product of the season will be about l, 1000, GOO pounds. The sugar is said to be fine and white and goes directly to market without passing through the refneries The sorghum seed is fed to hogs and in addition to the sugar the farm will produce $3O, ,OoO worth of pork. Re- ports from Kansas indicate that nearly 2, 900, 600 pounds of sorghum sugar will be made in that State this year, and the esti- mated value of the whole crop of the coun- try for this year is $15, ,oOO, ,0OO.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

MRS. J. E. COLVIN.
 02 CHAPEL STREET. would invite her pat. 100 rons and the public to call and examine her new goods Corsets. Hoopskrts, Paniers and La CorsetS. seI9 Sm
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

Some distinguished Southern people took 1t into their heads to come up North" for the purpose of capturing few of our Yankee ideas and look up eral big guns who had received It their hands the Inequalities of hearth and home of Sunny Dixie land The most chivalrous of the party had read of fa- nous gun that was powerful that it would send 2 hot shot into the object aimed at and blow every thing higher than Gilroys kite. suoh prize he was determined to buy at any cost and you should have seen the jsW-dropping look that he presented when he discovered this formidable weapon to be
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

On the first Monday of October 8 Sehoe1 of Pharmacy for women, unique institution in this country, will open it's doors in Louis vile, Kentucky. Miss Kate Palmer Is to be the botanist of the school and Mrs. Rachel Lloyd the chemist, but all the other instruc tors will be men. The promoters of this enterprise believe that women are specially qualified for the operations of the pharmacy, and that in training them for a new field of work public benefit is conferred.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
souruaI aro Gourier.

EDITED AND PUBLIsHED BY HARRINGTON & CO.,, 1 Ho. zoo State Street, Courier Ru1ldin& JOHN 3. oARRINGxoH. HOWARD T. oARRINaToN. SoHNB. oARRIHa1oH, S1
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28

It's hard to believe Miss Whittier was cured of such terrible sores by Hoods Sarsaparilla, but reliable people prove 1t.
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
The Great OAK HALL CANNON

That Is bombardIng the people with low prices and Standard Clothes for Men and Boys Fall and Winter Wear. It would have done you good to see him smile when he got inaide of of our New Style Eighteen Dollar Sack Suita which he will take home to dazzle the eyes of all rst families of the now prosperous and happy South Our Southern friends are not used to seeing such elegant suits flew people arel and they are certainly trying to weak eyes, People laugh and open their weasel skin when we put on one of our s5 50 suits it makes Apollos of them A Positively, and without fear of contradiction, LITTLE NORTON seen bobbing bithsly about, holding people back from buying too many suits. People who love their boys and some who don't buy clothing for them at
Morning journal and courier., 1883-09-28
EDITORIAL NOTES.

A Maryland man wants divorce because his wife will not let him read the Bible.
 recent British publication is authority for the statement that the United States have in their coal mines an aggregate wealth equivalent to seven and a half billions of horse power, which is five hundred millions greater than England, and the same amount in excess of the combined aggregates of France and Germany.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-12
LATE FOREIGN NEWS.

For few days past there has
been considerable quiet talk among
n few gentlemen close to the Adj
ministration, and in a position to
catch the cream of talk in diplomatic
circles, to the effect that the Junta
of Guatemala was about to take a
step that not only would be startl-
ing, but would excite the deepest
interest both in this country and in
Europe. 1t is said the step which
the Junta proposes to take is to pass
a resolution asking the privilege of
admission rs one of the United
States. AS is well known, difficulty
has existed for long time about
the boundary line between Guate-
mala and Mexico, and it was under-
stood the sole purpose of Barrios'
visit to this country last Summer was
to get the United States to interfere
and settle the difficulty.
HAVANA, Dec. 2l.-There were
two slight shocks of earthquake at
Santiago dc Cuba on the l1th inst,
and another shock, very violent but
short, on the morning of the 18th.
The rchearing of the inquiry into
the loss of the Escambia was con-
cludcd recently at Westminster,
England, before the Wreck Commits
sioner and Nautical Assessors. The
decision of the Court was that the
vessel was overloaded on her de-
parture from this port. and although
they blamed the Captain for taking
the ship to sea loaded as she was,
the Commissioner treated it as an
error of judgment, and would not
suspend the Captains certificate.
1t is said that the Thames and
Mcrsey Insurance Co. will imme-
diately commence a suit against the
Escambia Steamship Co., and en-
deavor to recover the whole amount
of the insurance paid OH the cargo,
inasmuch rs the fact was established
i'll the rehearing of the case that the
steamer was overloaded at the time
she left this port. A commission
organized for that purpose will take
testimony before United States Com.
missioner Hoffman some time during
the coming month. The testimony
is to be sent to Liverpool to be uset
as evidence.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-12
HAWAIIAN AFFAIRS.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 21.-Ellwood
+. Thorne called at the State De-
partmcnt yesterday on behalf of the
New York, Philadelphia and Boston
sugar importers and refiners, to ask
the Departments letter called for by
the House Foreign Affairs Com
mittee, with regard to the political
bearings of proposition to abrogate
the Hawaiian Treaty, be withheld
until certain facts relating to that
branch of the subject may be SUBJ
mitted. He was assured that the
reply would be withheld, and it is
thought now that the Committees s
inquiries at the Treasury Depart
ment respecting the commercial
bearings Of the proposition, as well
as at the State Department, will,
with facts to be submitted by the
trade, come up for discussion at
Fridays Cabinet meeting. The
rumors of possibility of the estab-
lisAment Of an Euglish naval station
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-12
CORONATION SQUIBS.
(Communicatcd.)


His Majesty was quite right in
arrogating to himself the right of
appointing officers over that half
white army, that was about to be
organized. His Majesty's keen per-
ccption of affairs abroad, leads him
to have decided objection to an
Arab Pasha in his district just now.
So far, His En-. the Premier has
only condescendcd to inform those
who pay the piper, that two demi-
semi-civilized hcathens have an
nounced their intention of being
present at the 18th February
buffoonery and burlesque.
P.S.-Private information informs
Mr.. Ichibo Kabo Zstabo that the
two Japs have been engaged as
cooks for the buffoonery.
According to- reports, from un-
grateful favorites at the Crown re-
hcarsals, the l'apale very much re-
sembles most of the hats mentioned
by the great historians, Messrs.
Box and CoX--it wobbles.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-12
A Card to the Public.

A CERTAIN statement cmanating
n from Chas. j. Fishcl, in his adj
vcrtiscmcnt in one of our native papers,
has appeared in several issues of late,
wherein he bascly uses my name, setting
forth to the public that he can under
sell me, and soliciting patronage in this
cunning, scheming way. l desire to
warn the public of his bascncss and to
convince all that my goods are always
marked down to bed rock prices, and I
cannot be undcrsold by said Fishel,
besides my goods are always fresh and
new. Respectfully, t|t"
A. M. MELLIS, Proprietor,
Honolulu Clothing Emporium,
2SS 1w 104 Fort Street.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-12

Mr.. and Mrs. S. NJ. Carter were
pleasantly surprised on Wednesday
evening by having large number of
their friends call on them at their
residence on King street. The oc-
casion was the goth Cor china) anni-
versary of their wedding. Dancing
was kept up spiritcdly till after /
AM, and general good time was
had. What made the occasion
specially remarkable was the genuine
character of the surprise-neither of
the happy pair having known of the
preparations.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1883-01-12
COME AND GONE.
THE JULIA

Has returned safe from her extended
voyage and the Captain gives most
satisfactory account of it. She
brings 95 laborers of whom 6 are
women, all stout, hearty, and happy.
She has in addition 23 men engaged
for boats crews at Rotumah, who
will be returned there. When the
vessel anchored she was boarded by
the British Commis sioner, who en-
quired strictly into the treatment on
the voyage. Not one had died, and
all were loud in their praise at the
kind treatment and good food they
had received. The last island
touched was Jaluit, 23 days ago.
The Morning Star left there on the
23rd of November, all well.
THE MANA
Left yesterday afternoon with 100
returning Islanders. The amount
of arms and ammunition taken with
them will enable them to obtain the
mastery over all those in their own
or neighboring islands. And it is a
Christian country which allows this,
and thus welcomes the coming and
speeds the parting guests"