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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
Care Of Sick Animals.

1t is likely that the United States pos
sesses more domesticated animals than
any country in the world, and the quail
ity of them is better than those of any
country except Great Britain. Still we
have very few veterinary surgeons, and
the few we do have enjoy poor patron
age. We have more doctors to pre-
scribe for human ills than any country
in the world, and a smaller number OF
persons who are competent to treat dis
eases OF animals. We have no end of
quack animal doctors, who know as lit
tie about the anatomy, physiology, and
pathology of animals. as q grounding
does of astronomy, navigation, and POI
litical economy. Many of them are
cranks, and all of them have sufficient
presumption to- insure their success as
politicians, tree-peddlers, or book
agents. Some Of them inherited their
skill for treating animals, and others ac-
quired it by the purchase of secrets from
superannuated quaoks. Their surgical
and medical treatment of animals is bar
barous in the extreme. They hack and
mangle animals without compassion or
mercy. They administer drugs that are
OAVCA duN SOLuCGAluCS pOl6OA>
GUS. They give doses to sick animals
that would be quite certain to kill them
if they we're in health. They bore holes
in the horns Of cattle and inject the most
irritating of substances. They cut of
or split the tails of cows and cover the
wounds with nostrums that will produce
ulcers. They compel herbaceous ami
mails to swallow large pieces of salt pork
or smoked bacon. Their fortunes sur
pass these Of The Spanish inauiaitien- II
is not only disgrace to our civilization,
but reprOach to the humane feeling of
the age that such practices are allowed.
These quack animal doctors are often
patronized because there is no well-edu-
Gated veterinary surgeon to employ and
because regular physicians decline to
treat diseases of animals. The livestock
interest in many of the states has now
become SO large that it seems strange
that breeders and farmers do not offer
encouragement to well-educated veter-
mary surgeons to settle where they can
avail themselves Of their services in time
Of need. Every agricultural association
in the country should take steps to en-
courage skillful veterinary surgeon
to locate It as central point as that
where the fair is ordinarily held. Should
q contagious disease break out among
any class Of dOmesticated animals, we
should find great difficulty in arresting
it or even holding it in check. In some
countries the farmers in = particular
district pay annually certain sum to !
veterinary surgeon who looks after the
I n0ndifi0n ~ tknsp Ncoka av.d heed, 4
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
Aid Of Machinery to Labor.

Labor is a natural burden upon hui
mainly; yet it is the key which unlocks
the storehouse of wealth, convenience,
and luxury. BY the use of invented and
applied machinery muscular work is
greatly relieved, and results cheaply
and extensively obtained. In all this,
however, intelligent skill is not sup
planted; but rather there is a wider
field created for the same, and more and
more does it come into demand as the
facilities for production multiply. Man,
Of course, may exist as our forefathers
did, living in arude and limited way on
the necessaries of life, and even these
secured only at the expense of oppres-
sive toll; but as improvements are
made, and varied and enlarged benefits
flow therefrom, he rises in the scale of
being, and the sphere of life is extended.
The easy supply of want in any di-
rection only bcgets efforts in others;
and as matters thus progress, instead Of
the demand for useful industry being
diminished, there is more and more in
ducement to laborers to employ them
selves with the exercise of every faculty.
1t is mistaken view, therefore, to
imagine that there is the least tendency
in the use of machinery to supersede the
necessity of workmen, and take from
them all opportunity to labor. Their
skillful hands, discerning eyes, and in
telligent brains are surely destined to
find an ever widening field. OF course,
the worker must not remain stationary,
content to live and die an antiquated
fossil, while all the world about him is
changing and progressing. What he
once did painfully and slowly with the
hands alone he must now more abund-
antly accomplish through the agency Of
labor-saving devices and tools. Society
has need of more production, and will
only be satisfied with even more and
more. With its prosperity and progress
the laborer shares, and to-day he has
more of the comforts and luxuries of
life than were enjoyed by kings hum
dred years ago. The prejudice against
improvement, and the jealousy against
capital and associations in their efforts
to manage and direct production into
more efficient and beneficial channels
should disappear. As changes occur.
old ruts should be promptly abandoned,
BY adapting himself to circumstances
that are thrust upon him, there is not
man who cannot succeed and find
a market for his labors far beyond his
ability to supply. Dubuque Trade
.JSly1a1l
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
A Funny Happening.

j. M. d. Kelly, Clerk, and Jim Hew.
lit, Sheriff, of Carroll County, went to
Atlanta and determined to call on Gov
ernor Stephens. Before doing so they
took a shave, had their hair trimmed
and decked up in new suits. The hall
door of the mansion was open, and the
visitors, noticing two men at the other
end of the hall, walked in. As they
passed the threshold they bowed and
touched their hats gracefully. The men
at the lower end of the hall did the
same.
''They motioned us to go in this par
lor,' said Kelly, turning to the right
and walking in. After sitting there
awhile Hewitt said:
Are you sure that fellow told us to
come in herep''
Eyes said Kelly, 'sblt I'll go ask
him again.
AS Kelly walked out Of the parlor
door he saw a man walk out of door
on the same side, at the other end of the
hall.
..Did you say go in there2' Kelly ask
ed, reckoning back into the parlor. In
stAntly the man at the other end beck
oned back to the parlor and Kelly re-
sRs9Faa It II,
He says right in here, Jim. saw
him again.
Another long wait. At last both Wis
itors got uneasy and determined to try it
again. As they walked out into the hall
two men entered it again from the same
side, lower down. Hewitt and Kelly
IL -
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
4 Wonderful Horse.

Bill Cassell, of Metamora, Ill.,, has a
horse named Paddy, 10 years of age.
which can take the cake in the way Of
being q ..drawer of water" The horse
has Tor the past twelve years worn out
on an average one pump handle yearly
by Selling it in his teeth and moving t
downward, then elevating it with his
upper lip until enough water spumped,
then helping himself. And not only
did he do this regularly, but during the
very dry season Of two years ago he
would wait for cow, which was In the
same lot with him, to come to the trough,
when he would then go to work and
pump for her too. Such horse is
worth having. Some Of your readers
may question the truth Of the above, but
we have eye-witnesses who can substan-
tate these statements in every particu-
lar. The horse is still hale and hearty,
and il in use every day In the year.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14

A party of St. Louis men who found.
business uncommonly dull one day last
week amused themselves by conducting
a telephone conversation with q newly
arrived Irishman. The man was told
that the instrument communicated with
Ireland and when he howled questions
into it about Uncle Jerry and Toby
and the '.rint of the land" he was over
joyed to hear voice which he ..recog-
nized' as that Of katy, his darlint
daughter When he went of to pet
the could woman to come and hear
from home with her own ears, the funny
st. Louis men laughed till the tears
came,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
Must Specify.

Look out, = exclaimed man over
whose face barber was moving his ra-
zor, .'you are cutting off my mustache. .
You didn't tell me not to cut it. .
the barber replied. with me man
must always specify .
.'All right, said the customer. When
the barber had finished, the man arose
from the chair, approached the artist
and gave him q violent kick.
Look out, you are kicking me, s
howled the barber.
You didn t tell me not to kick you.
With me q man must always specify
- sEGusAaO zruUeley. .s.sS
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
AUSTIN SETTINGS.
DESIGNATING MONDAY.


''Now, Sam. said an Austin million
aire, and a prominent church member,
to his colored porter, 'sthis getting
drunk on Sunday must cease. Why is
it that you desecrate Sunday, continue
ally, by becoming intoxicated?''
'Bekase, boss, whisky costs so much,
hash t got any money left ODER to get
drunk wild on Monday. Ell / had de
money would desccrate Monday, too. -
MATRIMONIAL ITEM.
Gabe Snodgrass applied to the county
clerk for marriage license The clerk,
being in good humor, and DESTROYS of
having little fun, said very seriously:
Il suppose you know, Gabe. that the
Legislature now in session has passed a
law making it felony for . colored
man to marry unless the fair bride can
show cash balance or real estate to
the value of three dollars. Are you
marrying for money!
jess go ahead wild de papers, boss, -
whispered Gabe; '.dars mysterious ru-
mors in de neighborhood bout her
habin' four dollars and quarter"
HARD
$50 you has triplets at your house3''
said Rev. Whangdoodle Baxter to Sleepy
Pete, a member of his congregation.
Yes, Parson, dars free Oh 'em at
home, two boys and gal. !"
when is yer gwinter hab 'em bap-
.tized?''
Cant tell yer. Parson. Use gwinter
find out which preacher in Austin will
baptize EN- for de least money, an de
lowest bidder am gwinter get de Job. II
de lowest bid am too high, den Use
gwinter pick out de gal an hab her
baptized, an let dc two boys worry
along widout any baptism, until de
times has quit bein' so panicky.''
A RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION.
''Does yer know de difference bet
ween your sarmint las Sunday, and my
big Shanghai rooster asked Rev.
Whangdoodle Baxter of Rev. Aminidab
Bledsoe, who is his rival.
Between my sarmint and your big
rooster?" queried the dazed ecclesiastic.
''Perzactly.'
II GIBBS it up
''De rooster makes de folks open dar
eyes when dey am sleep, and your sar-
mint makes EN- shut dar eyes and 20
to sleep when dey am awake
AS it was impossible to unclinch their
hands from each others wool, they were
put in cart and driven to the lookup
still holding on to each other like q
couple of exasperated red ants.-2ezas
Siftln0S.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
Bonnie Bessie Of Hawleigh.

q merriy round the spinning-wheel flew,
With a whirring, q whirring, whirring 1t
And SIMMER sRs@; and simmer the dista,, It new,
AS her small, dainty fingers swift twisted the
While her voice, as fresh as lark's in June,
10 the wheels low measure kept time and
20 the morn is SO fair, and my love cometh
Bonnie Bessie of Hawleigh.
Q, her eyes were as brown as the chestnuts that
The winding wood-path when November
And the trailing arbutus Wed with, her soft
cheek, 80
It's bushes just dawning DER petals of snow;
be bound
BY the gold-gleaming braids, all her forehead
around;
Bonnie Bessie Of Hawleigh. - :
Adown the old elm.shadowed highway one
Booted and spurred like good knight Of
And { he halted his steea whore the maiden
And the wheel and the singer breatted music
staunch little Puritan maiden was she.
staid little maiden of humble degree,
And the I stately old governors proud heir
How speedeth such wooing?
Into his couch draped with crimson and gold,
Softly the weary sun sank In the west;
The pale hearted primrose it's petalsunrOlled,
O winged are the moments when love is q
guest.
In vain the wise house-mother shook her gray
head,
"'Twixt low and high-born vows are better un-
said;''-
IT'S useless to warn when loves arrow has sped,
But how endeth the wooing?
The Changing church bells peal glad joyous
strain, HEi3t 70
The brown village urchins strew flowers DER
d the green;
Here ride gallants and dames-such brave
wedding train,
0, ne'er was q goodlier company seen.
Ring out one bell ring! for true love has won!
Here are naughty court ladies-"but fairer
are none
Than my BRIDE" softly murmurs the govern.
Or's son, aG&E
Lady Bessie of Hawleigh.'
Ruth Revere in Demorest's Monthly
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14
Q,(llcclily Acuit1u .
BLlsJ:ED EVERY WEDNESDAY 81
JOS. ROBLETER.
Office ovcl City Drug Store.
TERMS
One Dollar and a half per year in
edvance.
.I sL.- 81 Advertising.
sFITi{NTSHED UPON APPLICATION

sI sd"- Of $Ahv.rtisiEE.
~. - aFITitNISHED UPON APPLICATION
Advertisements in double column, double the
single column rates.
Business Carls3of elines, one year $500, each
All .ransisnts,dv srtiss mentsto be PAID for in,
advance 5sss. - - &C. $50 ~
Advertise nehts Inserted n The ocal notice col
umns ten cts a&iiie for the arS si,isertioland s
cents line for each subsequent ms ,rtion; but
notice inserted for less than so cts
A announcements Of marriages and deaths insert
ed free; but obituary notices. except in specials
cases. will be charged at advertising rates.
Leg, notices will be cha rgei II cts folio Cor
the hrst lnse"tiot AMI 3 cts per folio ior e"Ga
upon tho responsibility of the attOrne. Mderj"g
them published, amt affidavit Of !u biicatioa will
be given until the publication feesare paid.
In connection with the paper, we have splen.
did assortment Of jos,bng material, and we are
prepared to execute all kinds OF printing in a.style
UNSURPASSED aud ut mo lerate rates.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14

The number Of spindles running II
Georgia is 384, 0O0, against 400, ~ =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-03-14

Git And send 1t with nineteen green
WI lstamps, and we will send one sample
THIS S s: 81: i r
pearnnce to 81 spoons Guaranteed
nlET 70 please, or money refunded Only
w one set sent to Introduce. Agents
WANTED at good pay Circulars free
ADDRESS the manufactures, SHAWMUT SILVER
'LATE co 3sBrom field ST., Boston, Mass.
June le3
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12
AMONG THE RAILWAYS.
Definite Action To Be Taken at Once
to Organize a Pool Here.
Colonel Young Patted on the Back by the
Methodist Clergy-Business of the Van
da.ia for Five Years Past.
OUR POOL.

Thought To Be Fun Ahead Before 1t Is Or
ganized.
Within the next few days steps will be taken
to organize an east-bound pool at this point in
the place of the statistical bureau which has
been in operation since the first organized pool
fell to pieces The trouble will be in fixing per
cents. No one who knows the situation believes
that the roads, among themselves, can agree on
the per cents, at the very outset, the manage
menJ of the Indiana Bloomington & Western
road claim that they should be allowed the
same per cent. as the Bee Line or the
Chicago, st. Louis & PiUtsburg road, and OF
course these old roads will protest, and this Will
force the fixing of the per cents. INTO the hands
of arbitrators. 1t is now proposed to get the
pools at Indianapolis and Peoria into working
order by Nov. l at the furthest. Already sew
eral applications have been made for the posi-
tod of pool commissioner or joint pool agent
One prominently mentioned for the position Is
Andy GraydOn, W DO some wears ago held posi-
tion with the Pttsburg, Cincinnati & ST. Louis
It is claimed that he is a man well fitted for
such official 1t will be a delicate position 10
occupy, there will be the managements of six
roads to pease-namely, the Decline. the G..
BIT. L. & p, the c. II. & l., the l., B. q W., the
Wabash, and the c., l., ST. L. & G.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12

AGAIN ASK ADMISSION.


The G. & I. AIRLINE Renews Its Application
to Run Trains Into the Union Depot.
The management OF the Chicago & Indian
Rpolis has renewed its application asking
the privilege of running its trains into the
Union depot, and the question likely Will be set
tied in day or two. The Union Railway Com
pany, however, say they do not, with their
present facilities see how they can accOmmo-
date the trains, but possibly some plan will be
hit upon to admit them. 1t is, however, open
secret that the Union railway people are lOath to
admit them, lest after gaining admission,
the road begin cutting rates and demoralize
matters generally At Chicago the L., N. A. e. C.
Is no stickler for rates, and it is feared it
will adopt the same tactics as in Chicago at In
dianapOs and Cincinnati in con-
nection with the Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton.
At any rate, it is stated by good authority that
before the Airline is admitted TO the Union De-
pot the terms of admittance will be so prepared
that in case the Airline should establish on out
ade office and begin cutting rates the Union
Railway Company may curb them or shut their
rains out of the depot.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12

railroad traffic seems to imply that there is room
for these new corners. SO large per cent. of
the daily papers now publish railway depart
ments, however, that 1t takes live editor to
make weekly or monthly entertaining in the
way OF news.
The present manage ment Of the Lake Erie &
western road Is certainly handling the property
well. Last month some twelve miles of new
steel rails were put in, and this road now has
nearly 100 miles of steel rails, and the road-bed
is IN fair shape TO into the winter Within
the last two weeks business the road has in
creased handsomely.
gentleman who has just passed over the
Willard lines writes: 'The Northern Pacific rail-
road runs fine trains, fully up to the standard of
the other lines. The only exception that L
noticed was in its dining-car service, which both
In bill of fare and attention the poorest
have seen on any of the great lines, and have
tested some sever or eight OF them. 1t needs to
be improved, and trust will be- AS your CORE
spondent is in way debtor to the Northern
Pacific railroad, not even for pass, he feels
free to state things plainly on either slde. The
tralnmen whom | have met are without eXcep-
ton gentlemanly, accommodating men, and
credit to the good Judgment of the management
Which appointed them"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12
STRUCK THE KEYNOTE.
A Greeting to Colonel Young, President of
the L., N. A. g. G. Road.

A Greeting to Colonel Young, President of
the L., N. A. s. G. Road.
The committee appointed by the Northwestern
Indiana Conference to prepare aletter to Colonel
Bennett q. Young, president of the Louisville
New Albany & Chicago road, have carried out
their instructions from the conference, and have
forwarded a letter to Colonel Young, in which
they say: "The ministers of the Northwestern
Indiana Conference of the Methodist Church, in
conference assembled, desire to give you an ex-
preston of their profound respect for the manly
position you have taken in regard to the observ-
Rnce OF the Sabbath in your famous railway
order. We have regretted exceedingly the run
ming of Sunday trains in former years to our
BATTLE-GROUND camp meeting, and we have been
more than gratltfed that these trains have now
been taken off. 1t is perhaps fitting that
should say, in this connection, that have
never shared in the profits of any Sunday trains
which have been run to our camp grounds. As
you have been glad to report that the business
Dr your road has increased since the Sunday
der was issued, so we are graufed to report that
our camp-meeung for the present year. without
sunday trains, has been to all the most Satlsfac-
tory meeting held by us at the battle-ground.
Every minister in the Northwestern Indiana
conference desires TO say to you that he is,
heart and soul, in sympathy with all the utter
Rnces which you have made concerning the oblI-
cations resting upon individuals and upon cor
porati0ns to keep the law of God in respect to
the observance of Gods day"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12
The Grand jury Report,

The grand jury made final report yesterday,
and ordered the discharge OF the following pris-
oners Charles Morris, Patrick Conner, Richard
Foley and George Lattapee. The latter is the
col0red boy who killed his stepfather, Abram
Crahtree, in defense of his mother. During the
session 1877 witnesses were examined, z cases
dismissed, 4 continued and discharged In
dictments were returned as follows: Embezzle-
ment, l; grand larceny and receiving stolen
goods, /; petit larceny, 9; petit larceny and re-
ceiving stolen goods, 2; disturbing religious
meeting, /; selling liquor without license L; to
minors, 1; allowing minors to play pool, l; Sc
cretng and converting mortgaged goods and
cnattels, /. The grand jury reported, also,
that they had visited the poor-farm and found 1t
in excellent condition, but the Jail needed i'm
provement in various ways.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12
Army of the Potomac.
ON THE CHIcKAHoMINY.

Under date of May 8, 1888, Col. 8. F. FIB-
BITS, of Dover, N H., sends us the following:
"While on duty In the army of the Potomac in
the swamps of the ChickahOminy contracted
a complication of diseases that eliminated In
spinal trouble, paralysis on one side, and severe
disease of the kidneys and bladder, and great
urinal weakness. For long time L was under
the treatment of the best physicians, and tried
many of the so-called remedies, but received no
permanent benefit. When in the drug
business in Boston heard favorable accounts of
the efficacy of Hunts Remedy for diseases of
the kidneys and urinary organs, and having de-
cided to give it trial. l purchased some at
Wingate's drug store, Dover, n. H., and have
received great relief from using it. The severe
pains in my back are removed, and L am able
for so long time | could not do ana the weak
ness i'll the urinary organs has been relieved,
and greatly regret that did not test the great
merits of Hunts Remedy when 1 was first
taken sick, as L am confident 1t would have
saved me from several years of suffering; and
am more strongly convinced of this after hear
ing Of the most remarkable cures effected by
Hu1t's Remedy in a case of Brlght's Disease
here in midst in Dover, after the patient
had been pronounced incurable by celebrated
physicians"
Mr.. Tibbtts is a retired druggist, formerly
located in Boston, and is a thoroughly reliable
citizen.-COR. ED.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1883-09-12
U S. Postal Service.

H. 8. Whitney, assistant postmaster, Putnam,
Conn, writes May 8, 1888: 81 have used Hunts
Remedy with the best results have suffered
untold agony for eighteen months with kidney
and liver complaint; my water was very bad,
at times actually passed blood. This was fol-
lowed by general prostratiou. My business re-
curing me to be on my feet most of the time
made my case worse. 1 was advised to use
Hunts Remedy by friend who had been cured
by it, and can truly say that it has benefited
me more than all she other medicines I have
used consider If the best medicine for kidney
and liver troubles, aud cheerfully recommend it
to ALL"