The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1883-11-08
EDITORIAL NEWS MOI Es.

Clara Louise Kellogg seems to be
suffering from fatty degeneration of the
voice.
Charlie Foster, of OHIO, will continue
IN The dry goods business ut the old
stand.
There are amatory tokens of "A politi-
cal filtration between Billy Malone and
the Widow Butler.
Ed. lIowe's idea Of a thoroughly non
partisan man is a saloon keeper n week
before the election.
Since Dir. MIIn has proved himself
equal to the EmpOria hoOdIum, we have
entire faith in his ability TO cope with
the Dodge City cowboy.
The Oldest living Odd Fellow is
claimed by Baltimore. viii the editor
Of the Wichlta Eagle tamely yield this
point without struggle?
Gov. Click Is said to be very confident
Of becoming his own successor. Faith
is the substance Of things hoped lur; the
evidence oi things n.1 seen "
Chicago News: A ST. Louis Judge
has decided that poker IS n felony The
inhabitants fear it will not much longer
be taught IN the public schools.
We boast n good deal of our cIviliza-
tier set We believe Done of the states
nlakefit q capital offense to MUNICH pea
nuts at place Of public amusement.
Judge Noonan, of st. Louis. has de-
cided that poker IL a game of chance.
This opinion does not seem to- cOntem-
plate the contingency of cold deck
Judge Holman, the New YGk Suns
Democratic candidate for the presidency,
has come out rs Tilden man. 1t has
not yet transpIred that Mr.. Tilden is for
Holman.
The Rev. Thomas f. Green, of Chi.
cago. WHOSE srtj-ct on Sunday morning
last was "The Newspaper and How the
Devil Uses It," said that Noah's dove
was the first reporter.
Tue Atchison Globe complainingly
inquiries why some man doesn't invent a
Mother Hubbard PAIR of trousers. The
editor of that paper must entertain AN
aversion for suspenders.
One Of the members of the Bulgarian
cabinet has Int out with the royal
spoons. The Butler idea seems 10 he
gradually permeating the Gillette mon
arches of the old world.
Repousse work in brass is at present
the fashionable craze among the ladies.
So, woman may now put head ON "a
book agent and still conserve the pro-
prieties of polite society.
Atchison real estate, according to the
local press, is looking up. The report
that syndicate had been formed for
establishment of soap factory at that
place must be inaccurate.
We failed to note yesterday any an
nouncement in the papers of a journal
istic change at ST. Joe We infer that
the associated press agent at that place
must be i'll or away from home.
Senator Ingalls, is preparing, for the
North American review, reply To the
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understand the Doctor has already
broken ground for a cyclone hole.
The death of Charles Hayes, prOmL
net citizen of Bloomington, Illinois, is
announced. 1t is not stated whether the
deceased Is related to the distinguished
corpse, II. +. Hayes, of Fremont, Ohio.
The Salvation Army has turned up in
Ohio. II would probably be superfiu-
GUS to direct popular attention to the
ethical relation of this fact in connection
with the recent Democratic victory IN
that state.
The Kansas City Times has an article
on "St. Louis Stupidity" AS that
paper is generally pretty thorough in
what IL undertakes we presume its dis
cussion of tins subject will assume the
form of a serial.
The Commonwealth lat the sa-
loon men at Topeka ne g"Ing to vote
for John Martin for judge. As the pro-
hibiuonIsts are supporting him. it might
be just as well, perhaps, to make his
election unanimous.
Poker has a strong hold on Nashville
One young blood bet his clothes on q
flush and his adversary demanded his
garments on the strength of "straigh
= flush" He reached home looking like
a statue IN the Louvre.
According To the st. Louis Globe
, Democrat Gov. CrittenGen is conspirinl
with Providence. II this statement il
authentic it is quite apparent that th'
mission of the Governor rs Ilissour
!, politician IS forever ended.
a THE Republican party of the nation
Senator Frye, of Maine, says, ais in
p much better coalition to day than it wa
p nine months before Garfield's election
. The trouble is people forget The Re
I publican party will win in 1884"
The hook and eye have supersedeC
:, the horse shoe rs floral design a
k fashionable weddings. 1t is cheering :,
? note that society is finally awaking I,
;, to the grotesqueness of associating tn
= emblem of good fortune with the mari
:, tai rite.
c Kansas City Times: Mr.. lngcrsoll an
Gath have been exchanging views o
death. Mr. Ingersoll regrets that ther
- is no cure for death. On the contrary
!, death has cure for Ingcrsollism. That
where death has pleasant and popula
advantage.
10 The new carpet Tor the house of rel
? resentatlves at Washington is d beaut
a, full dark.red tapestry, which will contra.
Z richly with the seal brown polka dol
!; which 1t will show about the time eac
= of the honorable members has begun O
>, his seventh plug.
&c The Princess of Wales is pronounce
ne incuIably deaf. When she becom,
IN very much depressed over this IniirmitI
a the Prince judIciously takes her to the
e. country house in Scotland, the royal o
of cupants of which are serenaded evel
O. day with bag-pipes.
IS Troy Chief: Wherever Kansas nae
H. 90, the spirit of enterprise goes wi
them. There has been large immigT
ton from Kansas TO Washington Ter
. tory, in the past few years, and now q
Ss Territory contemplates the erection oil
ng $4,000 insane asylum,
~ Kansas City Times Mr.. Bronson A
- colt is said to be suffering acutely fro
nc heterophemy. When he wishes to CO
Us vey the idea that the day is pleasant,
|" will observe that the chair is anxiol
W. This appears to be the summing up
En- the Concord school in a nutshell
q" The Commonwealth, which - 81
oe porting Mr. Webb for judge, Gays 4