The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-12-27
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teeeusl, pHislshad poem. u csSsos,
ssengh is ssss draadiall, adjourned oe-
essAsasily
-tpaly issi,s isvyess have lSsn elected
10 tss Cssnscaieui isgsslsipre. TIE -.
ns,1slsf a tie fraternity sTs husy on
mnhief css~s
--@i.ssis srs measured ~ rods. lsasuss
asd =, tasis. said ibe ssschsr sNos.
sasi sss .pr,.yofY "a issd.leAgusfF r
si,sasea vte u Tho boys
4 Lslsl mother. 10 sssusias her
asashiaF for n..u.iUg nesfo. ssid;
'-psos asAt hing. ,he hss bern oolor
blissi Tor ne.tly yrar.
Az old lsdy da.I 10 MssD. says Der
\ amhtr has jos, bought ss sissasi "css''
IL osssn. aud .be thiaAs tbs ''nar womb
- stop - iesi lovely
- has oilrs noiicsj. ssys josh Bill
llags. ''thss the man ~ho would have
.ior. .ach ~opderfal things u he bad bin
itam. p,s.r sits liisrs.
- lii,ls nias.year Old Mrs. Psrissg'os
81 reespi church Wedding ssksd. "Msm'
ms ane III ihsss gentlemen With ~bi's
lseaianulsfs, lhs snsharsi
O.car Wilde. a i aid. IS going 10 be
nsaIf.eJ Is i possible that ho has fallen
ia love wl,h sDosh.rt Gao il DO that he
Ia. ~ lar forgotten himsslff
--ln 1876 there ~.fs no postage stamps
10 The United siA,ss "Children we're
licked apd put In the corner instead, : said
. ssd.sysd msn BY our aide.
"A bill posted Ia Lumpkin county, Ga.
Offers for sale - onssyod mule with three
~hi,. feet. and 10 The best Of my rscollsc-
ton, two Of them on one side.
"A Virginia girl recently dislocated her
js~, trying TO catch on her lips big kiss
which her bashiul lover had aimed for her
cheek, Love is dangerous play.
"a Young wifss Creates. Trial" is
probably 10 Hnd out whether II would be
proper to starch her husbands shirt all
over or only the bosoms and cuIs.
10 monstrons. dead. Improbable
wohdl' wrote Matthew Arnold years ago,
before be made $4,000 in Boston. reading
bis old magazine articles as lectures.
"A sick friend writes us to ascertain
the sbortes, road to health. There are
two paths -allopaih aud bomsopAtb; you
take your choice and pay your money.
Tho young man who pays SEQ for =
suit Of clothes is always ready to borrow
the money from another man who pays
only ego suI,. There is moral to this,
They thought they heard burglars in
the house Ias, week. aud in going down
stairs 10 investigate, Bibbs said TO his
wife. 'sYou so first: it's mean man that
wonld shooi q woman
The wife OF 40 Iowa man isn't half 30
pretty IN she was before be carslessly left
two pounds Of powder on the kitchen
table. He tries to sooths her by saying
that powder is only skin deep.
AT Keene, n. H.. Thanksgiving day.
q 10y Of fveapi lis grandfather Of seven
~ Two hsdia smoke toaether. boy Of
five ought TO lie ashamed Of himself, setting
bis grandfather so perDisious an example,
--"Thst calamity which damages Others
ma, teach us prudence, remarked al
yonih who sneaked around TO the rear Of
lais sse~ihsart'- house as be saw his rival
struggling with big dog in the trout
yard
A winter. discussing about kissing,
''cold, icy. kiss" Wspresume
II u the Que = man receives from his wife
al tins season OF tho year when he informs
her that he has not the money for that
srsiskin saeqne.
The youag man who Saturday evening
observed tho writer aud . lady skating
together aud made some remark about
Beauty aud the Beast. will hear Of some.
Thing 70 bis disadvantage II he will call At
this Office No punishment 10 too severe
Tor brute Who ~ill call lady beast
Things one would not have said
Mm A; Come asd lunch with US tomor
row. Yon viii he Interested in the school
masters bride" Mira u. "Oh yes, how
DO yon liks herr Mrs A; "oh. ysry
sell snlr she IL little unused 10 the ws,.
" society, shouldn't like to ask her Is,
nrs. nice people
The sun ia fifteen million Years oil,
.n,l sil last eileen million wears longer =
Ihis f.c, siil quiet pres, deal Of anxiei,
'ni alarm. An impressiou bad gttl
'bro ~ That ihe sun would lat only four
l.sn million year longer. The suu holds
n az. sell II ,loesn look a day older
hsn 4 did sixty.6ss years sgo
"a y, Loais eirl ran s~sy because she
sas compelled 10 practice at the piano
" fohf hons day A thought struck
Ter She returned sud l,eesn TO practice
en- honrs day, In less than week her
neither haag Aerseli. her father enlisted
q tbs regular army, and her brother has
,ssn ,spi to tho inebria,es' home. Sd.
sd hal her revenge
Can ] harf np my stocking Christ
ass ~. n..e.maf "Ycs. dear. IL you
20 rAl coed li,lle sifL" '0h. won't
has u aloss Viii Santa Clsu. pnt
sano u ~ You mast boi talk thai
fas dafllag why, m.mma. il il
sashiyfr No. deaf bu, II snyl ody
boala lvsf yoa ssh such question they ,