The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-07-17
EXCHANGE scINT1I1AT1oNs.

Canary birds make industrious
warblers, and Canary wines make in
dustriOus ENTHUSIASTICALLY
News.
An Indiana woman drowned her
child IN pond. Even thewomen are
learning how to pool their issues.
Bowling Green Gazette.
Taken as hole, the Mammoth Cave
offers the best opening for people who
want to Ego in the real estate bust
ness.-Bowling Green Gazette.
Blackberries are ripe. Newspaper
men can now worry along until hick-
DRY nuts come in. Providence always
tempers the wind to the shOrn lamb.
-ZenO Young.
Extract from Richmond Wings
personal column: Mr.. w. +. Bailey,
of Danville, dropped in oil us to-day.
Mr.. Bailey is looking for thorough
bred jack.-Glasgow Times.
Russia spends six cents for educa-
ton where she lays out $5.0S for
military purposes. The young Mus
covitc idea is chiefly taught how to
shoot in the army.-G!asgow Times.
Dan Rice's latest photograph does
the veteran circus owner gross injus-
tice. Daniel is made to appear as
Just getting off spree. whereas it is
well-knOwn that he never gets off,
Glasgow Times.
Pike county, No, boasts of cand-
idate named Penn whose opponent is
named Swoard, and the former is very
confident that he will prove at the
polls thlt the Penn is mighticr than
the SwoarJ.-Brcckcnrdgc News.
As an humble token Ofour apprcc-
iaiion of Beauty and Genius, we have
named our new girl baby Jenny Stan
ton, after the most beautiful young
lady in the state. and the poet
laureate of Observation-Disclosures
News.
NO" said Louisville girl TO her fell
low Mt picnic. at the end OF a quad
rifle, IL don't call that a dance.
"Why p said he. because the gen.
tlcmcn didn't have their arms around
the ladies' waists" The next dance
was, Il dancp-tOr her.-Sunday Ar
gus.
The State Central Committee has
pulled out all stops in the Democratic
organ and promises oratorical music
that will make the stumps fairly ring.
Knott in the east, Hindman IN the
west, and Hardin in Central Kentucky
will make the Morrow Farley Fry in
the Radical bones.-[ Bowling Green
Gazette.
The plank walks are dangerous,
yes stree, really dangerous. A
friend of ours was attacked by plank
walk few days ago and itthrew
him down, made his nose bleed, skim
ned his elbows and his knees and
pounded him in the back four or
five times before he could get away.
1t is shameful .-MadisOnvillc Times.
The Hon. George II. Peudleton il a
splendid pistol shot. He can throw
an empty champagne bottle into the
air, whirIing over and over and can
shoot into the month aud knock the
bolt I'm out every time without injur-
ing the bottle otherwise Ex-
change. If that isn't bald headed
lie, 1t makes the truth mighty Sick
Sunday Argus.
The "mashcr' has been analysed
by scientific Washington reporter,
aud these are the Ingredients and
proportions which makes up the
fashionable idiot: Bicarbonate of
check, 990.23O; essence of gall, $500 !;
nitrate Of stare, $500; tincture Ofcon-
ceit, $500; oxalatc of cuffs. 40;
protoxide OF collar, .230: acetate of
tooth pick shoes, .267; sulphide of
smirk, .505; chloride of coat tail, .OO2 /:
cyanide of brain(doubtfuD .0OI; total,
1000. Sunday Argus.
Sometime long while ago some
where in some country there livel
Squire who was the smartest man in
his ncighborliood. Some of his d.
eisions and wise sayings are printed
In the old law books yet. But bein'
as he once said, "Whcn the heart is
sick drink wine," that is strong evil
dcnce that he didn't live in Kentucky !;
for had he lived herein he would have
said, "Whcn the heart is sick drink
whisky His name was SolOman.-
State journal.