Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-11-26
THE NIGHT AFTER CHRIST.
MAS

MAS
Twas the night after Christmas; the boys were
awake,
After stuffng with turkey, and pudding, and cake,
And doughnuts, and oysters, and plums, and
mince pies,
cries:
so my stomach" so Moses!" go helpr 81
shall dep
GLOW wish that 1 hadn't had half as much pie!''
go mother!' "Come, hurry!'' go what shall 1
do?"
"Bring something to cure mel" "Boo.hoo" and
"Boo-hoo!"
And mother, alarmed by the racket and noise,
Ran in to see what she could do for the boys.
PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER she brought for re-
lief,
And soon made an end of their noise and their
grief;
And then there was quiet and joy in the house,
And each of the lads was as still as a mouse.
In Massachusetts, the impression prevails pretty
generally that
George D.
Robinson he
Mopped the floor
With Benjamin B.
have been very much benefited by one so cent
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. When began using
it my Catarrh was so bad had headache most the
whole time and dischared large amount of filthy
matter That has almost entirely disappeared and
have not had headache since to amount to any
thing. Please send me two more bottles-John H.
Sumers, Stephney, Conn.
The SDriD eli and EIv,S Cream Ralp,
for Catarrh:
The best remedy for its purpose I have sold.-
John Hooker, druggist, Springfield, Mass.
An article of real merit.-C. P. Alden, druggist
Springfield, Mass.
Those who it speak highly of it-Geo. A.
Hill, druggist, Springfield, Mass.
Cream Balm has given satisfactory results.-W
P. Draper, Druggist, Springfield, Mass
Young men who may wish to avoid annoyance
during leap year accomplish their purpose by
smoking cigarettes and trying to raise side wills
kers.
If disease has entered the system the only way
to drive it out is to purify and enrich the blood. To
this end, as is acknowledged by all medical men,
nothing is better adapted than iron The fault hith-
ero has been that iron could be so prepared as
to be absolutely harmless to the teeth This diff
Guilty has been overcome by the Brown Chemical
Company of Baltimore, Md, who offer their Browns
Iron Bitters as fault-less iron preparation posi-
tive for dyspepsia, indigestion kidney troubles
| etc.
| The following ''notis'' is posted up in an East
| Texas spw-mill ''Doant Munky with the buz saw
while in moshun
GIVEN UP BY DoCToRs.-''Is it possible that Mr.
Godfrey is up and at work, and cured by so simple
remedv?''
81 assure you it is that he is entirely cured
and with nothing but Hop Bitters; and only tel
days ago his doctors gave him up aud said he mus
die!'
''Well-a.day! That's remarkable! I will q
this day and get some for my poor George-I know
hops are good.
a very tall mountain peak has been named fo
MIR. Evarts A tall one is chosen because it is St
long in coming to point
ga CELEBRATED CAsE.-It seems probable tina
Mr. Michael O'Connor, of Galesburg, ILL.,, is no
related to the celebrated Charles O'Connor. II
says: "Samaritdn Neruine cured me of dyspepsi
and general debility
There is organ in Germany which contain
1000 pipes. If it ever gets squea1y, they migI
car.
Physicians recommend porous plasters in case
of Back Ache, Lame Side, Stiff Muscles, RheI
matism and al local pains. Hop Plasters are IL
best made, combining Fresh Hops with Gum
Ready to use, pleasant and powerful in action.
cents at any drug store.
seaside belle left her bathing shoes hanging OF
of her window to dry, and local paper announce
that ''the hotel had put up awnings of a uniql
design
WORKED WoNDERs-'My daughter was vel
bad off account of cold and pain in her lung
DIR. Thomas Electric Oil cured her in twenty TO
hours. One of the boys was cured of sore thro;
This medicine has worked wonders in our family
g -Alvah Pinckney, Lake Mahopac, N Y.
? ''What must we do before our sins can be fd
giyen?" Boy, after thoughtful pause-"Comn
u 'em."
I. RUIN WROUGHT IN THE FoREsT.-How depre
ing it is to of trees cut down in the mic
of noble forest. How saddening it is also to S
that thin spot in the midst of your otherwise abur
# ant hair Stop it at by the use of Parko
Hair Balsam. For actual efficiency this famous
ticle stands at the head of its class. Elegant for
4 toilet, delicious in odor, and restores the Origin
. color to gray or faded hair. Economical as a slig
occasional application keeps the hair and scalp
j perfect order.
Il The wretch has been arrested who at soc
party said that young lady playing the piano v
} ike an ape. because her fingers were 'nong KEYS
: MAID OF ORLEANs.-Sweet-hearts and wiz
10 lovers and husbands, don't forget the benefit derry
:. from the use of Hateh's Februge Mixture when !
II were young and in your maturer years. The l
it versal testimony is, sits the best Cough Medcin
1t costs but % cents try it, and is for sale at
the stores.
J., A bottle of patent medicine cured the infatuat
10 of youth for an Iowa girl. She hit him over
head with it.
On Thirty DAYS TRIAL.-The voltaic Belt
n Marshall Mich. will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated E
trio Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to men young or old) who are afi.
o. with nervous debility. lost vitality and kindred tr
nv es. guaranteeing speedy and complete restoratio
= health and manly vigor. Address as above. N.
90 No risk incurred. thirty days trial is allowed