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Morris tribune., 1883-11-28
FOR SALE.

New Figs at
70 SPUR & AURLAND's.
Morris tribune., 1883-11-28

FALL AND WINTER MILLINERY
A New and Complete Line, III the
Latest Styles of Ladies' and Children :
Hats and Bonnets, at
64ws2m Miss KELLOGG IS.
Morris tribune., 1883-11-28

A suite of rooms over The First Ma
tionai Bank and a small house to ren,
Enquire OF
II First Y ATIONAL BANK
Morris tribune., 1883-11-28

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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
Tie Kitchen and Market Garden.

We nave long advocated the planting Of
the farmers vegetable garden in long rows
and ST. far apart that Most of the work eau
he done by horse cultivntOrs. If we hav,
life, it is TO convince the farmer that he cal,
easily have AN abundance of the choices
vegetables at very little cost. We are
glad to havc,help in our endeavor to show
farmers how easy it is to haye garden thai
will not only supply the family, but bring
in profit besides.
Raising Plants, to have them ready Ia
set out as soon as the weather is suitable, is
an important matter. These are started IN
hot-teds, in cold frames, and ia boxes in
w.udows OF the dwelling house. The cola
frame is SIMPLY hol-bed frame and sash
PLACED oyer a spot Of good sill. 1t receives
it, heat from the sun by day, and this is
prevented from escoplpG ut night, by cover
ing the glass with shutters, straw mats, OF
eveh 'lcce of old carpeling. The soil OF
the COLI frame should be about three uche,
higher than the general surface, aud The
frame should be where it will be sheltered
| from cold winds aud will receive lhe iul
warmth Of the sun. This, having no heat
ing material will not force 81 rapid a growth
out will be found worry useful to start som,
Kinds al plants, aud tn receive those that
nave b,eu started in hot bed.-Am. dan.
| cNNAriAt
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
A NEW PRnPns1TInN

1t is related of an uptown resident
that, after the butcher bill had grown to
such figures that the butcher could no
longer carry the debt, he gave his note
for ninety days in settlement. Three or
four days after the butcher had received
the note be called upon the creditor and
said:
II have your note for s215, due in three
months"
"You have"
"wbat would be the discount on such
note?'
"Well, you ought to be able TO realize
at least s205."
"would you hand me 5000 and lake
the nott?"
II should only be too glad to do so.
promptly replied the creditor, "but fol
my pride. To ask man 10 discount hii
own paper is simply to humiiate him"
"But have tried all the banks, sir, ,ant
none of them will take it,
IAN! see! Its too small matter 70
them to handln. 1 owe the grocer sl9G
Supp ,se .ou pay it and let Inc tear NJ
this note. and give you one Cor both th
amounts cnmbined!'
The butcher is still holding the origin
al note.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
qa:tco!n ) Cattle.

To tell the uge oi r,ilei cattle, and keep
a 'clnhl- record of their pedIgre,s, il is
necessary Ia make some distinctive mark
upon then. TdIlo"lns the inside OF the
ears 5 luuud Ia Le the best method. This
Lgs been prac;ised extensively ON sheep in
Great Britain for many years past, and now
the application is made to P,lied cattle. An
instrument for this is made in Germany,
winch does the talIoOns very cheaplY aud
RAPIDLY.
From a few experiments recently made
with Polled cattle at tne West. it is found
that superior quality Of beef can De more
cheapiy produced than from horned stock.
They VIII consequently spread rapidly
there. We suggest to breeders that they
import these instruments aud hand them
over to our mechanics, who will be sure To
improve m.-AqricaiiHrist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
A COLD DAY.

John Henry had been boasting Of what
a mash he had made on his girl. lie
said it would be mighty cold day il be
got left. The girl heard of it, but j.. H.
didn't know it, and went to see her as
usual. He rang the bell and the servant
appeared.
"Is Miss Mary at homer" he said with
a smile,
"Y1s, sir, but she's engaged" ~.
"How's thn,?" said he in amaz .ment.
"'Nother fellow in the parlor."
"Wbat does it mean?"
Don't know, only she told me to tel
You it was "A mighty cold day and you't
batter button up your overcoat or you'o
git frtz ze goin' home"
The next day John Henry told th
boys that the thermometer had dropped
clear off the nail at his girls house.
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FARMERS COLUMN.
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Horses should come through the winter
ia good flesh, and be in line trim for the
hard work Of spring. Horses feet need
special care at this time Of slush and mud.
When the horses are brought in from work,
they should be rubbed down, and the feet
and legs thoroughly dried. II left covered
with mud, the skin may soon become dis
eased, an | cracked heels or hoof fever may
result. Look we'll TO the horses feet.
Cows.-Any COW that is out Of condition
will need ;he best Of care now. Warm
bran elop, with l:ttle ginger is excellent.
II the animal is poor and weak, there is
danger of feeding largely of rich food
CALVES infested with vermin are known by
their rough coats. A mixture Of lard and
sulphur rubbed along the back, with dose
OF teaspnuniul of sulphur and molasse:
once or twice week, is effective.
Sheep. Ewes should have dry and clean
pens aud yards, with plenty of good
wholesome food. If the wool is falling, 6
few ounce doses Of equal parts of sulphur
aud cream of tnrter will relieve the irrita
tation Of the skin. Early lambs may u
pushed forward with fresh cows milk ,giver
warm, a quarter Of pint to meal. l.,
not run any risks in over feeding.
swine.-Brceding suws should he separa
ted from other pigs, and provided witt
warm, dry pens, bedded with leaves o
straw. a rail fastened to the wall, eigh
inches from the door will prevent the youn,
pigs from being crushed. 1t is well to fee,
the sow some raw liuseed oil few days be
fore the pigs are 6orn.-American Agricui
| turiSt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
ETIQUETTE AND DECORATION ITEMS


The fnger-nais should never be cut
or cleaned in public.
The latest thing out in table covers are
of coarse netting over bright-colored silk.
The custom Of removing the glove be-
fore shaking hands is no longer obigd-
ory.
Make your leave taking short. and do
not d lily, but depart gracefully and
poll tly.
Spun-glass napkins costing 500 Il
dozen are recent addition to the supply
of luxuries.
A unique claret jng is in the form OF
an upright cockatoo i'll beautifully enam-
eled glass.
Exquisite curtain draperies of Madras
silk have plain center, and borders OF
satin with gay f1ral designs. ~?
Lusre, painting is a new art, aud, can
be applied to every f.' ric from velvet to
linen and also TO wood and the various
articles made of terra Gotta.
| Petty and inexpensive screens can be
nude by covering an ordinary clothes
horse with dark felt or plush, upon which
Chinese Grape pictures lpay be mounted.
Special marks of kindness and attep.
ton should be received with discretion,
Tor it is far better to refuse pfiNileges
which were never intended. -. e 90
1t is not now considered correct to in.
troduce visitors who are ctlling at the
same time, and considerate visitors will
obviate any awkwarlness by taking theil
departure Immediately upon the arrival
of stranger.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
Farm Work for March.

Hiring Men.-The problem Of hand la
any farm where two or more hired men
are needed during the growing season, it is
us Ialiy best to have one man work by the
year. In this way good help may be secured
Dr 4 long term OF years, and will also lead
to a profitable planning oi the labor for the
whole year. The amount of work done dur
ing the winter can be largely Increased
greatly TO the relief of the workmeu
in the busy months of spring. The neces
sary wool for the household should be pro.
viied in winter, with Sufficient stock on
hand, so that only well seasoned fuel need
be used. 1t is a sipshod aud Improbable
method that provides the wood fresh from
the log on the day it is burned, besides be
ing iruit ul source Of bad breakfasts anC
worse temp,rs. There are scores of othe
jobs that may be done in winter, turning
both man and team to good account.
Fences that have been laid by the winte
storms should be rebuilt as soon as tn
ground will permit. Manure may be draw
out before the frost is out OF the grnund ,nn,
other put iu small heaps or spread from th
wagon. This work can be done with great
er speed if there is snow upon the ground
anil a sled can be used. 1t is especial
conycnient to use sled in an orchard I'm
der the spreading branches of the trees. Al
surface stones may be taken from the fe d
40 soon as the frostiS out enough to set theI
loose.
Tools.-Evcry implement needed on th
farm should be overhauled before the tim
irr using them arrives. Sharpen all edge
iouls, and oil the various parts of tho farn
machinery. Look well to the bolts, tha
none may be missing when the day for us
ing the implements is at hand. The It'll
things Of the farm are very imnortant, aT'
no one can hope TO succeed without puyIn
strict attention to them American Agrt
| cuituriH.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
DRUGGISTS NIL KEEP 1T.
NEUTRALIZED.
In What Way a Prevalent Evil May be
shorn of its Power TO Harm.

Malaria is a broad name for many diseases
all originating In blooi poisoning. Bilious
fever, the typhus and typhoid fevers and
chills and fever are prominent members Of
tho family. Malaria dehes alike the build.
ers the plumbers and the physicians. Des.
pairing Of ordinary treatment the latter al
must unanimously recommend BENSON'S
CAPCINE POROUS PLASTER as the
greatest an,I-mllaria specific OF the age
These plastcrs act upon the liver, spleen.
bow Is and kidneys
Worn over the region OF the liver and up
on the back over the kidneys, 'hiy ward Off
malaria like an arInor. No oth,r plasters
do this.
When yeu purchase. satisfy yOurfelf that
the WORT CAPOINE Is cut In the center Of
the plaster.
Seabdry n Johnson, Chemists, NV York.
uiEhsIL awards ~ International Pa Ositics.
Fsb. Aim
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
MIsCELLANEOus.

Every farmer should at least have one
coInty paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, which contains all the latest To-
cal news Only si.O0 year.
"A lamp post-A veal outlet.
"A piller Of the church-Tho druggist.
The oil boom is a slippery one.
As old as the hills-The valleys.
"A light question-IIaYe you got q
match?
"A FIRE escape-Dodging bullet from a
rife.
Self registering thermometers - Our
girls noses.
"A lively subject for a composition
Fleas.
"A difficult point to grasp-The end oI
of an cells tail.
Advancement Of flearniug-Moving the
school house.
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You want some medicine, you saw?

You want some medicine, you saw?
Why, bless you, we d1nt give 1t!
The cure for all the ills ot lite
Is take heed how you live it.
You mustn't cat rich lood you know
You mustn't squeeze the body
Walk out Of duprs, work hard, sleep sound,
And Danish wine and tudJy.
Brown breai -Mullato ohild,cn.
Tue frst mail The Prudigal scn.
The musician whu robbed tho bakery
said in rxtrnualiuu hat he wa. in isyOT Of
u ln0yaSls dough-.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken o
your rest by sick child suffering and cry
ing with pain Of cutting teeth? II SO, send
at once and get bottle of Mas. WrNsLow'
SooTnING SYRuP FOR CHILDREN TEETHING
Its value is mcalculable. Ii will relieve tn,
poor little sufferers Immediately. DEPEND
upon it, mothers, there is no mistake abou
it. 1t cures dysentery aud diarrhnea regu
lates the stomach and bowels, cures wiud
rnlic.srljeDs the gums reduces intldmmati"r
and gives tone anl energy In the whole svs
TEN. MRs WINsLOw's SoUTHING SYRUr
,FOR CHILDREN TEETHlNG is pleasant 10 tht
taste. aud is the pr. scription Of one OF tn,
oldest and best female physlcians and
nurses in the United States. aud is for sal,
by all druggists throughout the world
Price % cents Il bottle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
The American Antiquarian
AND
ORIENTAL JOURNAL !

Published by JAMESON & MoRsE. Chicago
IN. 81 per year. Edited by STErnFN D.
PKET, devoted t" Classical, Oriental En-
r"pcan and American Archaeology. IL
lustratrd.
This Jnnrnal gives information on discover
IS and explorations in all lands, and is cry
valuable tn those who are following Anti.
quarian subjects as well as tn the common
eadcr. aprS-if
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

-one Chicago PawnshoP has loaned
money ON 2,2OO reynlyers during the pas
year. This will go far towards explaining
why the criminal classes of chiragp nov
use a sand club on their victims. The>
have not yet redeemed their revolyers.
The socialist wants TO level everything
except bis own head.
OF course woman can keep secret buI
il takes a good many Of them To do il.
One lawyer in Des Moines, Iowa, has
put through ls9 dlYorce cases with The pas
year.
A shower Of small pebbles, continuing
hfteen minu es, fell IN waIssks, H., Is'
esHtly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

LOT what COMPLAINT did your father
die?" "The jury found him guilty" was
the answer
ALAS That so many people look upon
religion simlpy as fire ESCAPED" exclaims a
Southern preacher.
Don't desPise a thing because it is lit.
tie. A quart jug will hold more than most
men.
The martyrs who were burned at the
stake had stout hearts, that never quailed
| on toast.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

The shroud of a spirit should he mad,
Of Goblin tapestry.
-Pawning pair of bellows is one way
Of f"raising the wind"
-Seasick passengers are most inclined I,
heaye when the vessels heaves to.
There is song called "Turn my fac,
TO the sea-" 1t is probably the wall Of {
stuffed mermaid.
The "fresh" man finds considerable dif
fculty in earning his salt, because he need
20 much of it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

1t rather annoys woman after she has
had her child chrlstened some romantic In.
dian name, to learn that the name translat'
ell means "od boots"
-Au Eng!ishman dropped letter in the
postoiiice the other day, and it was never
aiterward found. lndefatigable inquiry de
veloped the fact that it was the letter "h."
-Joaquin Miller says that flowers are
queer. Any man caught throwing bou-
quet to lavorite actress should be Immedi
utely arrested for "shoying the queer"
Nellie Palmer is lecturng on ell and
It's turtures." She addresses her lectures tC
unmarried men. Probably she thinks that
married men know all they want about il
already.
ALI honest men will bear watching. Il
is the rascal who cannot stand it.
Running your business is very much
like counting a girl-no one can boss the
job but yourself.
Fame is like river. that beareth NJ
things light and swollen,and drowEs thiug'
weighty and solid.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

Farmers aud Others desiring a gen
teel, lucrative agency business, by which IS
to $40 a day can be earned, send address at
once, on postal, to II. c. WILKINSON & Co.,
1875 aud 100 Fulton street, New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

M, A. Lyon 4 Brother, Montrose. Pa,
say "Browg's Iron Btlers is highly spoken
of by every one who uses it,"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

The reason why murderers kick against
that it's regular death trap.
"A little child Of seven or eight said that
when the bible speaks of "children s child.
rem" it must mean dolls.
For an example Of pure and unalloyed
contempt, take baber's opinion of the
man who is growing full beard.
As harmless iniation into the use o.
| fire arms, pretty girls might practice shoot
ing gances through double barreled opera
| glasses.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
"ROUGH ON RATS"

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ant:
bed d-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. l5C
Druggists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03
On Thirty Days Trial.

THE VoLTAIo BeLT Co, Marshall, Mich.
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro VOL
lac Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
tor thirty days to men (young or old) who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi.
taity and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy aud complete restoration of health
and manly yigor. N. D.-No risk is incur
red, as thirty days trial is allowed. Sly
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

d QUA csaEA get Nessa'e
EDa'eggS egRsay EkeaRi-
c6aaeSs Toilette 49,
f6cEes aEaaa evepytHAiHag g
usually kept i'm a.
first class aarsB g stOPe
ssd -KDR'o e. ~ -EEaDaeaass
opposite the Carbon
M0gase. BsaHRRA Street,
AeAs6gyzssDaa9 E0ege
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

In order tn be misantkrope one must
also be AN egoist, dwuGng the objects Ia
his spite, and exagGcratlng the small ato'"
that has arraYed itself against The universe,
It is a species Of insanity, wherein u mind
has lost PERCEPTION of tine correct relation
ship between different exisiences
An imitation drum is bard to beat.
Mature is upheld by antagonism.
We believe ia mortality, but when a
mau becomes so violently opposed ta gamb-
ling that he wont shake with the ague We
feel like writing him down fanatic, and
turning our attention IN other ailalrs.
The movement in the East TO abolish
the vest las petered out. When man
takes Of his coat al Sunday school picnic
| 70 ladle out the ice cream he wants some'
thing between the pnblic and the Knots N
his suspendets.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

$a~' One mans meat is anothers mans
poison" Kidney. Wort expels the poison
ous Lumors. The first thing 10 do in the
Spring Is to clean house. For internal
cleansing and renovating,no other medicine
is equal to Kidney-Wurt. In either dry or
liquid form it cures headache, bilious at
taelss, constipation aud deranged kidneys.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

"Wells' Health Renewer" restores healti
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, lmpotence,sex
ual Debility. 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-03-03

Thz7CLINION RRETNEY, fashionable
lkSt3 BOOT ami SHOE MAKER, Lana ST..
LehightOn. All work warranted.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1883-11-03
The CocOanut rs Food.

The FIJI Times in recent article
calls attention to the immense utility OF
the cOcoanut as food ratiOns. and the
valuable qualities which it has for sus-
tanning nutrition The following in.
stance is given in the case of vessel
that once left San Francisco with 400
passengers for Sydney, and which in
consequence of running short of stores,
had TO put in at Samsa, where a large
quantity of cocoanrts were obtained.
During the remainder of the passage
very heavy weather was encountered,
in which the vessel became water
logged, and only reached Sydney after
a perilous journey of eighty days, dur
ing which time all the provisions ran
short, and men, women and children
were fed only upon cocoanuts, being at
last reduced to one per diem for each
adult. Notwithstanding the diet, not
n life was lost and not single case of
Sickness occurred, all the passengers
landing in a healthy and well-nour-
ished condition. In another instance,
two men drifted in a whale boat on to
Quairs Island, where they remained for
seven years before they were taken off.
They had no food beyond chance fly
ing-fish and cocoanuts, and yet when
rescred were in excellent condition,
and had gained in weight.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1883-11-03

This most remarkable statement made by Mr..
Frank j. Lee, clerk in the Office of N. Y C. II. Il.
r. r., Little Falls, N Y, the 9Th of June, 1888.
Mr. Lee says: my father has been troubled for
twenty years with kidney and bladder
case suffering the most acute pain when urnatlng Ho
became bad that he Obliged to give up all bust
ness. His condition such that his urine would
drop constantly, and he was Obliged to rubber
bag, the weakness was great He used many kinds
ofmedcine without deriving any benefit, until he
urged by Of our druggists in Little Falls (Mr. Skin
ner) to use Hunts Remedy, as he had known of It's
being used in many cases with great success. pur-
chased one bottle, and he commenced using It, and he
so improved that he got along without the rubber
bag. He used in all twelve bottles and Il has entirely
cured him. Father is sixtytwo years old and we con-
slider It most wonderful cure, and cheerfuy recon-
mend Hunts Remedy to oil afflicted with kidney, liver
urinary troubles"
All evidence published In regard to Hunts Rene
dy can be relied unon It Is true in every particular
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1883-11-03
SCHOOL TEACHERS.

Ms. H. L. soFKR. Principal OF the High School at
Poquonock. Conn.,, says in relation to Amatter which
has given him much anxiety and pain; my wife and
have both used Hunts Remedy, and ind It really a
superior article, A year ago my kidneys became
weak aud sluggish owing TO a severe strain, and find
ing relief In Hunts Remedy continued it's use until
had used four bottles, when became well Since my
cure have suggested It's to great number OF PEG
pie. who l know have been benefited by using IT,"
And to su0stantate this statement, Mr. II. 8. Clark,
Assistant Superintendent OF the High School, says: II
certify to the value Of Hunts Remedy, having re-
ceivcd great benefit from its use My troubles COM
mencad twelve years ago. when my kidneys became
afflicted with Inflammation of the passages but the
timely use OF valuable medicine arrested the dis
can chcerfuly recommend Il to all suffer
ing as was. -"
MAY 81 1888.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1883-11-03
The End Of the World.

The end of the world, says the Lon
don Graphtc, is confidently predicted
by devout Moslems to be approaching
with the close of the Mohammedan
thirteenth century on November 8.
Tradition declares that during the
Ramadan feast, the sun shall rise in the
west, the day of mercy and forgiveness
shall cease, and that of Judgment and
retribution begin. Thus, q proclama-
ton has been issued from Mecca warn
ing all true believers to prepare for the
coming day, which the Times of India
tells us, has been widely circulated. and
has created great impression. A
fanatical pilgrim to the prophets tomb
at Medina, Muhammed Saleb, declares
that Mohammed appeared to him in a
dream last March, and warned him of
the approaching end. There are TWEEN
ty-iive signs to be fulfilled before the
great day, and some of these the Mo-
hammelans already recognize, the clos
ing signs being the coming of Imam
Mahdi the dictator, with his troops
bearing black ensigns, and mighty
wind which shall sweep away the souls
of all who have but a grain of faith in
their hearts After the Mahdl's reign
the trumpet will sound two blasts, the
dead shall all rise, and the Judgment
BEGIN.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1883-11-03
Hamilton. Ont, boasts the mos

Hamilton, Ont, boasts the most
unlucky man. Ateamster accidentally
dropped stone on his head which left
n lump that would astonish phrenolo-
gist: dog bit him on the leg so severe
ly as to lay him up for five weeks; while
bathing in the lake some one stole his
only SUIT of clothes; and while journey
ing to Hagersville, en- route to Buffalo
the other day, his cap blew off, and in
trying to catch it he fell off the train,
dislocating his ankle joint, and sustain
ing serious injuries about the head
breast, and hip.