The Osceola times., 1883-05-12
A JOYFUL GREETING.

Hello! How are you? / am glad at last
your eyes have fullen upon me. Now
that we have met pray cultivate the ac-
quaiutance, for it is my purpose to in
terest and TO serve you. Between you
and |, though only newspaper article, |
am ambitious. Having a portentious
message for all mankind, if it be cordial
ly received,,ts import truly realized and
acted upon, | shall be considered a
worlds beneEactor Could have no high
er ambition you will admit
A misanthrope of ample means deter
mined TO end his life by drowning him
self. Going to the banks of the canal
found the time not favorable for the pur-
pose, a number of persons being in the
vicinity, and daylight still present. He
concluded to walk along the tow-path
until it was dark. While doing so he
heard pitcous cries issuing from the door
of a hovel near by, and unconsciously
walked over to the place, and found a
poor family, consisting of a mother sur
rounded by several children, who told
him of the r sufferirgs for food. He took
fcom his pocket his wallet and handed il
to the woman, reasoning with himself
that he would not need it. The grateful
thanks and praises that he received from
the recipient or his bounty awoke emo
ton within his breast, of such pleasur-
able character, that he changed his
suicidal intent, and decided to live for
others. His future life became replete
with great deeds,-many dark home
and heart we've made bright by his pres
ence.
Well, my appearance in these columns
springs, simply from a desire on the part
OF those | represent, TO benefit your news
devouring race. My province is TO help
you, your friends,your relatives, aye even
your moihc-.;r.Ir~, ifthat interesting lady
be not already far beyond the pale OF
good influences.
i am sent among men to bear tidings
of discovery that marks an epoch as inn
portant to the health of mankind, as
Newton's apple and Franklin's kite were
tn natural science. The sick, the dis
couraged, the detected, the broken down,
and the despairing, may now, all find a
cure, certain as the Jordan proved to the
Syrian lepper. 1t is only necessary, as
in the case of that sufferer Of old, g. fol-
iow directions.
The agent which herald builds up the
system, sweeps the cobwebs from the
brain, and sends pure invigorating blood
dancing through the arteries to the mu-
sic of happy laughter.
The gloomy, worn-out man OF business,
by proper use of this wonderful medi.
cine. will be enabled to meet trouble and
reverses Ike man. Then, in perfect
health, he will not have abnormal views
of the "Vicissitudes of fortune, which
spares neither man, nor the proudcst OF
his works, which buries empires and
cities in common grave"
The weak and nervous woman, Just
able to drag herself in 'moping melan-
cholly" through duties of the day, may
steal the bloom from blush roses, and
have eyes bright and sparkling as the
dewdrops nesting in their leaves and
the poor little baby, now dis!lgtred, with
pimples and scabby sores, may be made
sweet, cool and wholesome as-"that
youngstcr of Mrs. Blanks across the way
whose family is always in glow OF
health" Don't you know the reason
"No." Then will tell you. For years,
your neighbor has neuer been With1d DR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
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age, and is to be taken according to full
and perfectly plain directions accom-.
panying each bottle, Ii is a specific, not
a patent medicine, and contains no vile
narcotics, or viler liquor. 1t is n pre-
scription, used for years by the well
known physician, Or. H. v. P.crcc, o.
Buffalo, n, Y, whose name Is d house,
hold word in innumerable homes all over
our own and foreign lands The Golden
Medical Discovery is prepared and offer
ed to the public by the Worlds pispen'
sary Medical Association, body corpor-
ate existing by and under the laws Of
the State of New York its president is
DIR. Pierce, the great specialist of chronic
diseases The doctor has devoted the
best years of busy aud wonderfully sue
cessfiil life to the relief and cure of his
suffering fellow-mcn-and at time
when high political honors lay broadly
open before him, DR.. Pierce resigned his
seat in the Congress of the United States
simply from SENSE OF duty toward 9TH
ers. His associates in the great santa
rum represented to the doctor that the
immense business of their Association
demanded that his personal attention
should be paid to the great army of pa
tient crowding upon them from every
cline. DR.. Pierce il also the founder OF
the Invalid's Hotel, at Buffalo, N. Y,
This establishment, possessing all the
comforts and luxuries of tirst-class Am
crican hotel, has in addition the daily
attendance of large faculty Of eminent
specialists, whose practice collectively
cover the whole field of surgery and
chronic diseases. The laboratory in
which DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covcry is prepared is an object Of interest
and wonder. II has a frontage of one
hundred feet, depth of one hundred
and twenty-five feet, and is six stories
high. In this mammoth aud palatial
workshop two hundred persons are con.
stantly employed in putting up DR..
Pierce's Medicines.
| While the Golden Medical Discovery
curative powers are almost Immediately
felt, it is not merely temporary stimd-
liant, but it is as certainly safe ani COM
plete cure, in all cases for which it is
recommended, a. it is that certain misery
and death will follow their neglect. DR.
Picrce's Medical Discovery wA not cure
club feet, will not refurnish armlcss OF
legless unfortunates with new and per
feet limbs, and it is not guaranteed that
even dozen bottles applied to any stray
portion of a second hand skeleton will
develop such member into an animate,
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