The weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1883, 1883-04-18

on the marvellous, reaching up WIFI
bewitching grace, takes it in her toes and
casts it away. We can see her sitting
there with her foot in his hand respond
ing to his tender squeezes, or coyly toy
ing with his whiskers with her taper
toes. Mayhap he may hint that he
doubts her constancy, when, with an in
jured look upon her face she puts her
foot on her heart and assures him that it
beats only for him, that at every pulsa-
ton the bounding blood murmurs his be-
loved name. Then he smiles, takes the
lovely foot in his hand, kisses it fondly
and assures her that he was but jesting
and that he would as soon doubt the
purity of q babe as to doubt her love. If
his necktie became loosened how grace
fully she would tie it with both feet, tap
ping the tie neatly down with big toe
when the job was completed. We can
picture her screaming with laughter and
clapping her feet in glee over some funny
story, or wiping away the unbidden tear
with her toes at recital of want and
suffering. When about to part he would
kiss her for just one loving embrace, and
with the light of love beaming in her
eyes she would bnt no that is out Of the
question. We forgot for the moment her
unfortunate condition. He would have
to do all the embracing himself She
would hand him his hat, escort him to
the door, give him good night shake Of
the foot and then sit down by the fire
and draw a beautiful icture of the day
when he would fall upon his knees before
her and ask her for her foot and heart.
Then she would retire to her chamber,
undress, sit down on the floor and bury
her face in her feet and say her prayers
as all good girls should and 60 to bed to
dream of future frescoed with bliss and
dadoed with supreme happiness.
And the marriage ceremony! OF course
the bride could not enter leaning upon
the arm of the groom as is customary,
for it would be rather unique and old to
see her hopping in on one foot and she
might attract undue attention. They ap-
proach the altar and the ceremony be-
gins. Where right hands are usually
joined she must give him her right foot
and at the words with this ring thee
we'd" the peculiar circumstances of the
case would compel him to place the gold
en- band of love upon one of her toes. OF
course it would tickle her and she might
finch and wiggle her pearly toes, but
this need cause no serious hitch in the
proceedings. After the ceremony friends
would crowd up and shake her foot and
rain down blessings and kind wishes
upon her head, and under propitious
skies they would set forth together upon
the journey of life foot in hand.
And if the union should be blessed
with children how exhilarating it would
be to see her spank an obstinate young
ster. She would snatch him up with her
toes, lay him across her knee and whack
the holy delights out of him with the
sole of her foot. Then she would release
him, shake her toe at him sternly and
tell him that if ever he disobeys her
again she will make him think he has
been sitting on hot stove lid. AS to
kneading dough for the morning biscuits
well, we will drop the curtain of curl
ority and pursue her no further. Just
let your imagination take up the thread
where we drop it, dear reader, and you
will have bushel Of fun. Imagine her
doing the grand right and left at ball
for instance.-Duluth Tribune.