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,ts- Four 81 seady and wheatis steady,
'As ia a. = o7gl 10 3 susasl.
t,.-r, sA.ta' MA ia stead a. 12dl5s for fai
Il s -, ,a.5e Tor clean ial spring bury, lac
ms, -1&2S5 pulled, 2iaE0e.
q7fEtr-eI 0sst IaicAso, August 251.
QoEs ~ septsebsr
tps ---lz ~ ior sari-,rob
i-aT-la q for ssptefrfrer
ta 50 80 Tor September
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Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, and less
tsF GANEO0D, IA ali IFS complications,
and fSeR, whatever caase produceds II
enrcnes and puriiss tEe Blcod, Strengthens The
organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties. Il
stops any unnatural debiitating drain Upon the
system, preventing involuntary Losses facilitating
dreams, seminal losses with the urine, etc 80
eliminstor Of sil KIDNEY. AND BLADDER COM
PLANTS. Il contains injurious ingredients
70 those suffering from tiie evil effects
Of youthful ta6iscrefIOns or excuses, q
speedy. thorough and permanent GRE
- GEAR AETREB. Price, 81 50 pee bottle,
a i've BEETLES ia case, with full directions and
advice, $50. Sent secure from observation 70 any
address upoa receipt OF price, or O. O. D. TO be
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cRIsl Am JAPAN.

Ths City oi Psking, which arrived ct
San Franeiseo Wednesday. bziags Dates
from Hongkong to the l9.h Of July, snd
from Yokohama 70 the 81 Of August
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ioIuia 7p1s lets arr 5uiI - g - - .,
IS 80; cargo lets as ir jaat shippss - - = ~,
asa1iv 5-e ard .js .lr ciI coast.
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All vessels from Swstow are euarant;ned
An attack was made by some villagers At
Sal Tsui Shan on the Rev. Mr.. Pierce and
Dr. WeByon and their families. 10 per-
sonsl injury was sustained. Dir. Pieree
has sent n z claim Tor sixty dollars 20 the
British Consulate, Canton.
ne prospectus Of q new company called
ICE North Borneo Steamship Compsny,
-. -, formed % meet the requirements If
$3.50 ajia others in Borneo, Las Just been
Yided INTO 2 600 shares Of 500 each.
A 5ronz9 ctatpe II 10 10 erected h The
memory Of the late Sir Robert K enre,q.
= Berioug sccident occurred On the ieth
instant, Whereby two Chinese were lFilled
and thiTty.tiYe injured. A twt-atolied
building, uEea as q public istrine. auddenly
fell in and barred those persons inside The
c7aae Of the accident IS not yet known
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WELLS RoUGH.og CoEES, l5s. AJAX fot
it Complete, pe1msaaut ouEe 2zuss aSrts,
buniona.
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Is practced by the youth o. bot1 sexes TO an almost
unlimited extent producing N.th uherring certainty
the following train Of morbid symptoms, Upless
c6mbated BIZ scientific medical measures, VIZ; Sasios
counterance dark spots under the eyes, pain N The
bead ringing in the ears Boise Ike the rusihuE OF
leaves and rattng Of chariots uneasinoss about the
IONS, weakness a the limbs, confused vision
blunted intellect, ioss q confidence, 6ifiidence in
approaching strangers dislike to form new &C
g'lsintsnces, disposition 70 shun society loss 81
memory hectic fushes pinples and vacousi f1p'
tions about the face, flired tongue leto 1-eath,
coughs consumption, night sVeats InonoInania and
frequently insanity
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Race .Racel

-g4o ii. 7. GRo9N EvFI.D. on TIE RIVER.
Soc Road Tbis Fins Resosg Is ioeased bat
lisfee niles from tas siiy -rs 'nss aud Liquors
Polite sItsas3a - guests apt-zn
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Ell nnn RRwAED

CO Write tar the little book, which aill
be mailed free.
Price; Small size, 81 per bottle large
size (aoldne double cpaniisy), 81 70 per
bottle. All druggists sell 81.
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Persons at distance may be cured If home by
addressing letter 20 DR. GlBBON, stating case
symptoms length Of time the disease has continued
AMI have medicines promptly torwateed, frse IRON
damage and curiosity, to any part OF the country
with full and pain directions. Bys inclosiug ten
dollars in registered letter through tho Postofee
or through Wells Fargo Co.. package Of med.ciuo
7iil be forwarded % any part Of the Union Please
say YOU saw this advertisement in tho BECoRD-
Us1Gx Address DE- j f. GIDEON,
ia24-apa Box 1851, San Francisco.
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gAFFIcz AND RESIDENCE. NORTHEAST
~ Corner Eleventh aad Il streets. Hous-o toI0
N,Ito 3 anl 2 20 grN aol3-d
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Great Sale
CROCKEY & CEASSsWIgAlE

425 DOZEN Or GLASS WAFER TU2BLgRs ospts per doa
UNaAHDLED CUPS IND SAUCEs IS cents
DgzEE GLASS TEA SETS OF pieces SO cents set
270 DOZEN GLASS SAUCE PLATES: per dcE
68s GLASS SYRUP PITCHERS. % oan each
Ill MEDIUM CHAINEYs. each
MEDIUM La3iP BURNERS. 10 Ia
$50 lanterns Qats5 go css e''>
DOZEN CRYSTAL CLASS eoBIETs. GO cau r iz
f5 DOZEN SQUARE SALTCEE85 : 90 c5uss doL
sEfs IR0SSTONE DINNER PLATES nor
$40 NICE PUpDfSG PANS. 10 cents
zee LoNGRAND4ED 16CABT DTpPEBs.. e-eh
s7 NICE 5BolILE CASTERS. each
1880 CHISA NEST
$50 DOZEN KNIVES AND FOLKS Co quality 7Oveut az
1863 SKIS PLsEISHE9 TEASPOONS pei
SIS SITS ECE TABLESP0CES., 20
$50 STONE CuINA CREAM PITCHERS eael
BUTTER DIsRES wtb covers.
NICE MUsH cent each
40 NEAT each
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PHYSICIANS And SURGEON.


DBYsICIAN ANU sURGEoN.-OFFTCE AND
Residenea No 3Z8 street. between Third and
Fourth HOURS 90 10 q. T. 60 and 70 5 =. n
Ofica a. City superintendent OF Public Schools at
ssu7u place je5-zp1U
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RrHoFER.

ma MA q OATMAN las REMOVED HTs
Office 70 the northwest corner and Seventh
Streets. Entrance on street. Residence,
1927 6 street, corner Eleventh, Office Eours-
9 70 &c B. y, sad to s. and 60 r. A. iyla-lm-
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V ] = z 2 z Z
strength eusDE
I BeEaeiF ard 9crFe
iTGSEg is the legiti-
mats result Of over
twenty years Of prsc-
teal experience, and
/ CURES WITH IN
/ FAILING CERTAINTY
Nervous aad Physical
I Debility, Seminal Weak.
ness, spermstorrhma,
! Pros tate rrhteH.
1.ls4a-fny.a Fran,f ar4rss-
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To THE UNFORTUN ATE
lR. GIBBQElS DIGPETgLRT


G.taUiltlic- W 1921 ilf
the Urea moHt ot SeHue,
aud Seminal Diseases.
such as GaDorrhes, Giect,
siri1tures, Syphilis iu al
its fOrms, Seminal WeaS
ness, Impotency, skin
Diseases, etc, perma-
nautly cured orno charge
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HAS EETURNE0 70 SACRAMENTO AND
reSurlod practice at Northeast Corner Sew
au.h ~ streets Q.sce haurs-s &c . 4. +, y to
:. to7P.N iyl9d
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/ year has not been satisfsctory Naiaas q
! imports have declined exchange has been
lower, and She extsnt Of business has been
curjailsd,
I5 is reported that ceusidera5le funds
have already been raised IL the UHlssd
0tasea for the purpose Of promoting 81
( Anglo. Chinese t5llsge ia Shanghai
An lntiammssory placar0 has been posted
about The streets Of the settlement Of
! Shanghai, advocating decentralization OF Q.
J. Holiday, the ice.Chauman Of the
MabicipA Council, and the burning Of
! 3dessrs holiday hong and the demolition
I o. tae premises Of The Municipal Police
1ae proclamation ia supposed 10 have enp
Mated from soCle q tile diseontentcd Gsh-
nsonseEs' whose anger Aa. been reused BIZ
: tbs Councils lste attempt 10 force them 10
move into the new Maloo market.
Telegraph wires are being rapidly laid
between hangehow and NingPo. VIA Shao
Iiain, crossing the IEieotang river by cable.
The present ldea OF lighting Shanghai by
electricity IS TO be abandoned
Tbs Eastern Extension Telegraph Com
pany has made arrang lrnents with the
French Government to connect Saigon and
Tonquia by submarine cable, which viii be
extended northwards to Hongkong, thus
Duplicating the existing cable between
Saigon and HougkoEg. Shanghai viii soon
be connected with Europe By triplioste
system,
Cholera hiss made it's presence kaown in
Foochow and Swatow. At the latter pors
there have been many deaths frem this
cause, az many ss Six or aeven persons dy-
ing IN one family.
On the afternoon OF Sunday, the lst
instant, st 40 o'clock, large drops Of rain
fell in Honkew. The peculiarly Of this
shower was that the sun was shining very
brightly, and It waa intensely hot st the
time, while the aky was perfectly clear
overhead. A dust.storm occurred in the
settlement about o clock followed shortly
sfterward by some violent showers Of rain,
with thunder and lightning
Admiral Ga Ga Yang, Of She Checking
province, has Just arrived. BE landed st
the KIukiaHg road jetty, ct Shanghai,
from a steam launch, and proceeded at once
to Ii Hung Chsng's quarters. Three
smsil guns wara tired from the bund IS he
landed.
1t is reported that Pang Yu.lieu is ap-
pointed Governor Of Honan. Il 90 this
proves that Pekin at least does not mean
70 make war upon France.
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E1Toga0PATaIo PHysICLAE- -oFFIoE AND
I & residence. Tos street, wear Seventh. eiaee
s---,. to4 ?. H., eld 6t sRH
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aaSHY L. BUoslHr. q. SOLOS Roll.
H9hE & Buckley.
A TE0BNEYs AND CoUNsHL0RS At LAW.
= Office, northeast corner Sixth and ST jest
=. Z. BENSON,
4 TToRNEY. Ar-LAW-oFFI cE; METRo o.
politan Block. Entrance naxt to Retro
poitan Theater mott
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07

il China ailulserators 81 food ays
killed ~ public ensmias. .5ssss, q,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07


Not many people attach much current
interest to the Tong. islands, or think
Of them save as having given . name to
tho perfume Of snuff. Yet King George,
monarch of the $50 islets and their U.s.
600 inhabitants, is second to mono in
royal dignity. He has a Parliament,
containing Treasury bonoh and An OPP
position, and in 1870. when tie Franco
German var broke out, he issued SOL
emn proclamation of "strict neutrality.
His son, David Unga, is equally ambi-
tious, aud sspires 10 nothing less than
= marriage with some royal Princess en-.
rolled IN the "Almanach de Golha. -
But royal sire and TO. al son together do
not surpass in splendor one of their own
.subordinates, the Governor Of varari,
who swsys delegated authority owe,
some 1900 persons. He lives in gor.
geous palace, has his table furnished
with gold and silver plate, j. attended by
hveried retainers, and wears resplend.
eut court costume that cost 81. '00. And
the greatness of This scion OF p lynesiau
progress is fully'rounded out by betting
little, playing poker little and going
to church only once Sunday, "be'
cause English gentlemans think much
preach no good"
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07
= RE1GING LETI'ERS.

There are some things to % urged in
behalf Of poverty, one of the chit OF
which is that one IL not ss,noyed by beg
ging letttsrs. A reporter OF the New
York Nail, who was sent to make oer-
tain inquiries Of q citizen noted for his
.iibeFaity, was shown few specimens Of
the opportunities for help almost daily
made by mail. Among those he was al
lowed to copy we're such Is the follow
ing, the peculiar spelling being retained:
Thinks you could do = kindness il you
could psy Of q mortgage Of &1l6 on .
piano or find some man in the Baptis
Church that would do it." ."Wnuld Like
JON to send him money 10 60 to cnliegs
with - Wants to be supported" '..aer
husband had sore on his head that bust
ed out and she would not ask no man
for nickle If she did not think he had d
big Fart Her husband never drunk no
Intoxicating drinks, never gambled. new.
er used no bad language, never used to-
bacoo ard never had q la~suit. = Z Would
like you TO 90 and see all the Captains
81 the ocean steamers personal and rec il
you cannot raise enough money Is sup
port the grandnieoe q !" 3 Thinks
you would iks g give him money Ia 20
~ E.,oIA11f1 = stVo7th likA van s., .ro<
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07
{ MORTGAGE SALE.

DEFAULT having been made in the payment
!ofthe sum o. one hundred and i've and
S5.lo0 dollars hich is claimed to re- due
; and Is due at the date Of this notice upon a
by Alfred Congo arid his wife Catharine Gonyo
aud Be rnard Mc(ann and his wife Mary J.
Mcf'aun, 70 Elvin G. Hill. hearing date the
third day Of May, A:p 1883. to sc, ure the sun,
OF three hundred dollars and Interest according
to thSee rrOmissory nptes Of even date there
with. and duly recorded in the Office of the
register Of deeds In aid TO: the county of Nor
rlson and tate OF NIT uesot ia, on the ett nth OF
day Of May, AID. lsss, at s o'clock am, In
book g of mortgages. on pages a72 and s7s and
ga which mortgage was thereafter, on tn, 18th
day 0f November, AID. 1888. Only assigned v it'll
said notes. to Alfred Tanner, and aid assign-
mint d,ily re3Orded III the office Of the register
Of deeds aforesaid ON the 2ath day of November.
AID. 1883. at II o'clock q. M upon pages "a and
81 Cs book H Eof mortgages, and no action or
proceeding at law or otherwise having been in.
stisuted to recover the debt secured by said
mortgage. or any part thereof; -
Now Therefore Notice is hereby given. Thst
By virtue 1T a power Of sale contained, in said
mortgage, and pursuant to the Statute in such
casf made and provided the ssid mortgage
n and covered by said mortgage. viz: C::m-.
nae',tdns e TIE northeast: corner Of lot No ND
thrre in block No. eight thence running
south on the. east side e said lot twenty five
lastlile one hundred and fifty net 15o@ to the
west lima OF said lot; thence nor III on the west
nneof sail lot, ard 1T right angles with last
line five t2s) feet to the, north line Of
sai Iot;thence east on the north line ofsaid lot,
one hnndred aud fifty $50 feet to the point Of
beginning, as said lot and block appear sof
record In the Office of the register of deeds Of
eaid county upon the duly recorded plat o. the
town g Lan e Fal's. and al being IN Morrison
county. and stste Of Minnesota, with. the here
d1tamsnts and appurtsnapcss, will be sold 1t
public auction. to the highest bidder for cash,
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LOHGEELLOW'S kllsSI Ll7ERA.s Y
~~ $780, EFF OFT. -" : :


~-.~ $780, EFF OFT. ~ : .
my great ambition once WAS he
remarked, one evening, "to edit mag
azine. Since then the opportunity has
been offered to me many tirnes-and !
did not take It, and would sot." That
same night he spoke Of bis first poem
the FIRST that ever was printed-and des.
eribed his trepidation when going in
tho evening 70 drop the precious man
uscript into tho editors box. This was
1t . weekly Newspaper Office il Port
hand, Ms. when be was I boy. Pub
Hcation day arrived and the paper came
out but moi : word q the poem. /" But
I hsd .nother copy, : he said, "and I
iMnediately ssnt i y the rival wsekly.
and the next week i No publishes. !"
And, than be described his s1nltasion
and inexpressibls JOY and PRIDE whsn
having bought : copy of the paper.
sin damp hhorn Ia, pres = and walked
9x,itA Il intoa b street Il tie town. s
SOW. saw, tor ths Hrst tinas. j poem of his
owns etually - print s I have never
had such 8 thrill q dsiig !" H
ssi. e.vs.r any ~ NV On ,liestions. Il
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07
B RIC.K |.

We have now for
sale Mt our brick yard
on the Little FnlIxt&
Dakato railroad n
large supply Of the
finest brick I'm tue.
N er'hwe~t. Complete:
facilities for shipping
by rail. Prompt and
careful attention giv~
en- to orders from 4
distance.
Martin Scott.
LITTLE FALLS, M1NN.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07
FrGAAI 1zsxfxg,7 THE
llck.lNs

E1&AA6 &ZAHxYt7 81 THE gNlsaN
slCA.lNs
lA6 1a nd e ~ aanE dnsf.
'anaas nd r. 10 Ahndon M nm u;
Bagdad, - lo1t achanoA q seeing Tia
pearI 1sheries q the Persian Cult
HelsAgaip il Ceylon Ne we're fated 10
miss HE Sans coveted sight The loca-
ton u tho pearl hanks Is tho Bay ~
C.ndatchy less than $50 miles north ii
Colombo. Despite tho magnitude d
this interest which i state monopoly.
no town u any extent marks the favored
vicinity. and tho surrounding landscape
IS parshsd Dat aud inhospitA bie. Ye:
whom Is Is announced, after m official in
spection, that falling viii be permitted
during certain months, usually in the
spring. the Iiisless place becomes all an
imation. a great Aeet Of boats gather
Rom The neigh boring coasts, aud muir
dtuds II natives come from the in
terinz. >. e.. '.' ..t q, II * s..::
At I given signal. that ali msy faro
equally well, the exciting work begins.
Hundred Of divers, ready with their
sinking stouss, ropes and baskets, in-
stantly plunge into the $50. In mo-
znens they reappear, breathless from the
long immersion, With their baskets full
Of the peculiar molnsks which bear tho
precious gems Then another ret de-
soend into the depths, each craft hav.
ing several, and 80 ON till tho boats arc
laden. The divers are sometimes at-
tackled by sharks and obliged TO use
their knives in defense. III:
When the oysters ara landed divis-
ion. il made. Tho boatmen receive
either third OF fourth ss their share
Q am in doubt which,, while tho Gov
srnment generously takes the remainder.
Those belonging to the. colony are ut
once disposed Of At auction, in lots Of '
thousand The result Of these sales is,
Of course, Al assured revenue. But such
l. not the position Of the buyer. His
purchase Ia distinctly 8 speculation.
There is no certainty that it viii yield in
pesrls enough TO exceed tho amount oi
his outlay. He could bid for unclaimed
express packages with equal hops ol
profit A hundred oysters may not oon-
tain a solitary pearl, and yet two OK three
might be found in one shell.
The molluska arc allowed 70 purify in
the burning sun, aud are then carefully
washed, to extract the dainty jewels
from tho foul dross. During this odor-
GUS process the owner must be ever Wig
liant, or his workmen will relieve him OF
the choicest treasures. In truth, pearl
fishing, like: mining for diamonds and
gold, is for all concerned precarious
occupation,-Sngapore letter IN Phil
adetohia Bultetin.
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E.4fI7 ys1s1fsAGFa.i

SI---T
1s1fly "A sslsltS GEE.
tof only q shs day. e eood ~ i
b. M earlis u, es1a1I 1nnrA latar 81
ogs kiaaUry, eari, marriages we're
aslo~ea To take an instance in the
tfsorgian period, this entry IS ID :. he
Chronological Diary" appended 70 the
Historinal Register, volume six. for the
yaar 1721, Juno g.: Charles powci, Of
Carmarthen, Esq about Ii Ysars d
Age, marry'd ~ s Daughter = Sir
Thomas Powell, sx Broad way. Bart, de-
ceasd aged about IL The young
lnays only brother had died on March
81 preceding. Often did . guardian
hayiag control 81 . Wealthy ward find
it convenient not to delay the promotion
of d aaafiage Of the ward with one Of
his own kith and kin, though not al
ways by any means was il considered
necessary that there should e1iiss be.
fsween the couple the sentiments which
induced Dickens young gentleman not
3 years old to run away with 6ne
Spnns woman OF T." =, I may
tnehtion . similar instance which oc-
eurred nearly 100 years later than the
tuarriage to which H. refers, in family
which my mother now represents, viz,
the Shaws, Of Ballytweedy, County
Antrim Henry Shaw {son Of John
Shaw, 81 Bsllytweedy, and grandson Of
Capt. Shaw. Sheriff foz. County Antrim,
1903, who Was attainted by King James
.parliamenD was married ia the yea.
i72l 70 his cousin Mary (only child Of
Patrick Shaw, Of Brittas, County An.
TRIM, when neither Of them was yet
Is years DID," and the old document
trom which arm quoting goes On TO say
shat the father Of this equally preco-
cious bridegroom continued to manage
for the young couple, and had not long
survived their sonaing Of age Their
eldest child was born in 1728. Henry
Shaw died in ITS, . year utter the
birth Of his great-grsndson, Thomas
Potter, Of Mount Potter, County Down
An instance Of early mar
riage even more curious than that man.
tioned by 81. is the marriage Of Eliza
beth. daughter Of Thomas, Lord Gilt
ford, of skipton Castle, in the fifteenth
century, to Six Robert Plumpton, 0,
Plumpton Castle. The bride was {
years Of age, and the bridegroom not
much more. The husband died three
years after marriage, and the widow
was united to his brother'Willism when
she had gained the age Of 10 years
Dodsworth preserved for us the docu
ment from which the above information
is given in "Whitaker's History q
Craven. "-Notes and Queries.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07

A DOG at Sumter, Ga, meets guests II
the gate of his masters residence, a..
oorts them to tho house, and then goes
TO the yard and catches chickens for the
days dinner, holding them till the mis-.
tress comes and kills them. It would
spon this story to doubt it.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1883-12-07
WHY HE MARRTEn,

"Tve lost four children ON this road I"
"You don't say sol" calculated the
stranger. "You have had hard time.
Make the road pay for it?'
"Well, now, You bet! I got s., 900 a
head for them young ones. Yes, air,
them children stood me in $1,000 a
head"
"What are you worrying abou. then1'
inquired the stranger, as the old man
went for the window again.
Nothing, nothing partic''r. Yoa see,
I've been speculatihg in stocks lately,
and the market has gone agin me. To-
day my broker told me my margins had
IN out, and as I'm getting nigh home
thought my wife mig t be on the track
somewheres, and il abe was, stranger, il
she was, I could make them margins
good and stand to win on the whole
deal. "-Drake's Magasine. !: y
II NATIONAL EUxyAxcE.
A napkin ring-Ring what 7-E5.
change.
The above is the style of q joke tina.
is making our beloved land the corral
for vast herd OF idiots VINO ought to be
poisoned and thrown into the meaning
yea.
The class of facetious Individuals who
do not know enough to die Of rennprse
is gradually increasing. The country ia
cursed at present with the vast epidemic
OF this kind OF nirth that make per.
dition yawn.
Most any kind OF q criminal can be
Drained with piano leg aud thrown into
the yielding bosom OF cranberry marsh.
but how are you going to brain naa
with head like peanut, and who don't
know q wedgewood joke from moss,
covered earcophagus?
How are you going to brain lah-de-
dab man who never knew what q brain
WASP How can you knock poor worm
Of the dust senseless when be hasn't
been any other way since he VIM
bornf H. : ~ y :
About the only way we see is 70 drain
Lake Superior and then collect those
gibbering idiots in the deepest place,
spread about foux acres OF boiled iron
over them, and then let the water back
into the lake.-BiU Nye. :. s S%.5 = ]: !:
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