The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1883-08-19
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rrsan Abroad,
The AmeyleassSs cf The United States are
rapidly evolving new human types With
apIibpriateu About the dude every.
one Knows all thst'cRn be said. The dude
Is recognized as "a "masheIN (also, we
londly hope, 40 American woril without
tho lorjlly epd arrogant bearing Of the
proud youths 81 Singular collars. The bust
ness OF the duHe Is to reduce democratic
society 20 sad wall.bred level. The natu-
val good spirits the race demand TO I've
tanned and chAsiened, and the dude
onasisns tSan. Ha behaves in America
| Ike the highly seltsorn people at home,
! who are too pura Nod proper ever 70 see
any iun Ia anything who think wit vulgar
/ and humor bad tasgeN Struggling against
/ the dude, American society (not In its higher
STRATA has developed thu "whoopeT-up.n
The duties OF the whooper'up art TO prevent
the gayety of nations from being ecltpsed
by dudes, At present the whooper-up only
practices In music halls "and places where
they sing aud smoke IL the fun lags the
Office Of the whooper.np is to stimulate ex-
citement, infAme the spirit OF fevelry, and
bau,sh gloomy thought, Not the most del
iCate, but the most efficient means are Sc
leoted by the wnopper-up, who is oIlen q
lady, lowered 10y nature with nigh spirits
and the gilt of song. At this sad moment,
when We are all so Susceptible, ~ when the
Chinese aud Auamtes and people OF the
Congo and the HovAs are all involved in
gloom, the whole world needs an interna.
uonal whooper-up, AT home We have
had social whooper-up, whom we
kindly lent the Americans but he
a party in tho season that has waned
n sadly required the services of a
whooper up with q cheerful manner, stock
OF new stories, and proper contempt Tor
well-hred "drearihead.' A literary NhOop
er.up is sadly needed by most of our con.
temporary novelists whose volumes are de.
tiCient IN gayety. The city has long pined
Tor a commercial whooper.up, and, in fact
life needs to be whooped-up 10 all its de-
pertmens.
The other fresh American type Is less re
, mArkable the bouneer. One might sup
/ pose that bOunoer was noisy Draggart
, bulno. scientific writer 10 the Nauot
, describes the bouncer "a q silent stTOnj
. man" Every one who mixes much In so
o Oety In White-ohapel will understand lh,
\ functions ul the bOuncer when we explain
d that he is merely the English "ohuCker
q uut.n When the whoopei-up has beer
somewhat too successful when libertl
yerges on 90 license and gayety OF
Wnton deliTium, the bouncer SO
ltcJs the gayest OF the gay, and-bnunce
him, He does IL, we learn, with the utmos
dehcacy and geptleness, rs a parent, NOR
), in sorrow than in anger, might bounce al
4 errng child. To rbOuncen is simply 4
L prevail on personsfwhose mirtn interfere
D. wish the general enjoyment to Withdraw
D from society which they embarrsss rAthe
) than adorn, The h0uncer almost inyariy
b. bly, uses sentle means and moral peTsul
q. sion. He bOunoes the erting las II h
y loved them" Interpolation for strengt
" aud silence IL 80 great that no one cares |
.; iesist the bOuncer, and the bodest hol
II, their breath and let themselves be- bounce
~ without murmur. To the political phi
u, osOpher IL may well seem as II EuroI
sE needs bouncer. Prince Bismarck has on,
performed the Office with irmness, an
may be relied on, perhaps, in certain q
~ cumstanoes. to correc, the too exuberal
% member OF international society lilo
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