Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-11-19
ALL SORTS.

The HORSE KICKED HIm.-The horse is noble
ANIMAL and one of the best friends of man. Yet no
man wants even his best friend to kick him in the
back. Mr.. Libby, of Lowell, Mass, received such
a kick from horse in 1865. Ever since he has
been martyr to spinal suffering. PERRY DAvIs's
PAIN KILLER has relieved him from great dea
of agony. While he has been using this valuable
remedy he has enjoyed his life as he never could
have done otherwise. Accidents will happen"
Provide against them by procuring PAIN KILLER.
Every man should paddle his own; can you?
A SPECIFIC FOR CHANGE OF L1FE.-We are in
receipt of letter from j. 7. Handy, Esq,
Floral, Ark, in which the writer says: Samaritan
Neruime cures female decline, and during the change
of life it is specific" Suggestive facts, truly.
$3.50.
A ministerial crisis-when the parsons family n
creases faster than his salary.
Ladies should wear Hop Plaster over the small
of the back, it cures all pains and aches. 25cts
at any drug store. All ready to apply.
Colored walters are the best. Whatever is said
at the table they will be to keep dark.
Beautiful women are made pallid and unattrac-
tive by functional Irregularities disorders and
weaknesses that perfectly cured by following
the suggestions given in illustrated treatise
with coored plates) sent for three letter postage
stamps. Address Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Portland woman hit with an egg because
he kissed his hand to her. Served him right. Next
| time he'll know enough to kiss the woman.
When you suffer from dyspepsia, heartburn, ma
laria affections, kidney disease, liver complaint and
| other wasting diseases. When you wish to enrich
| the blood and purify the system generally. When
you wish to remove all feeling of weakness, weari-
ness, lack of energy, try bottle of Browns Iron
Btters and see how greatly it will benefit you. 1t
| surpasses all known remeder enricher of the
blood and perfect regulator of the various bodily
functions Ask your druggist.
| A ffty-cent piece with hole in it will not pass
current which shows that the half better than the
| hole.
BE CAREFUL OF THE BAB1Es.-If your children
| are threatened with Group any throat difficulty
apply few drops of Thomas Electric Oil. 1t is
the incest medicine for the little ones we know Of
The course of true love is running smoother. The
| ice cream season is over and postage reduced one
| third.
would recommend Ely's Cream Balm to anyone
having Catarrh or Catarrhal Asthma. I have suf
fered for the last five years could not lie dow
for weeks at time. Since have been using tn,
Balm can lie down and rest nicely. thank Go,
that you ever invented such a medicine. FRANK P
BURLEIGH, Pennington, n. II.
For 25 years have been afflicted with Catarrh 81
that have been confined to my room for two month
at time. have tried all the humbugs in hopes O
relief, but with no success until met with an oil
friend who had used Ely's Cream Balm and advise,
me to try it. procured bottle and from the frs
application found relief. 1t is the best remedy
have ever tried. W. C. Mathews Justice of til
Peace, Shenandoah, Iowa.
Senator Vance of North Carolina, in speaking c
his career in washington said recently 81 wa
mighty nigh dead to get here, but I'll be hanged
am not higher dead to get away"
MOTHERS Don't KNow-How many childre
are punished for being uncouth, wilfull, and indi
ferent constructions rewards, simply becaus
they out of health! An intelligent lady said
child of this kind: "NIothers should know that
they would give the little ones moderate doses
Hop Bitters for two or three weeks, the childre
would be all parent could desire.''
An Arkansas minister prayed for rain, and tn;
night they got it, and flood that set the neghbo
hood back ten years. A vigilance committee III
HOllHtu HiHi NOT 10 10 IL SSdii
RUIN WROUGHT IN THE FoREsT.-How depres
ing it is acres of trees cut down in the mid
of noble forest. How saddening it is also to s,
that thin spot in the midst of your otherwise abun
ant hair. Stop it at once by the use of Parker
Lair Balsam. For actual efficiency this famous a
cle stands the head of its class. Elegant for Il
, toilet, delicious in odor, and restores the origin
color to gray faded hair. Economical, as a sligi
occasional application keeps the hair and scalp
J perfect order.
/, DAWN said that the monkey blush. He CT
tainly ought to when he sees the way his descen
ants cutting up.
For Catarrh the only substantial benefit is
/ tanned through the blood VEGETNE is the gre
blood purifier
A Georgia woman has finished bedquilt CO
U tanning 1000 yards of thread and 2,4O0 patchC
n The quilt has also just about finished the woman.
4 Mex OF ORLEANs.-There is more ignorar
manifested in the treatment of Horses than is sho
l. in any other way. Care is exercised in selecting
70 good shoecr. but when sick all sorts of compour
are given. some of them without reason or comm
sense Beware of such advice and medicine ey
d if administered gratis. Rayworths Condition Pc
ders is the prescription of an experienced yeterna
1t is pure medicine, including remedies adapted
s. reach all the organs the body, reYiving renewi
: restoring 1t is considered the best general tire
y ment that can be made. In pound papers 25 Gel
l. At all the stores.
When young escorts his girl home al
evening service, he finds that the longest v
round is near enough for him.
ON rHIRrY DAYS rRIAL-The yoltaic Belt
h. Marshall Mich will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated e