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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
Local on third page.

Local on third page.
Boys tool chests and bracket saws, at
A. Halley's. 1w
Chester, too, is bidding for the South
ern Illinois Normal school, through the
Valley Clarion of that city.
Ask your grocer for Chess Carley Com
pany's celebrated fre-proof oil. 1w
The thermometer was low all around
us yesterday, and the barometer at nor.
NAL stage, while the sky was generally clear
and fair.
Ask your grocer for Chess Carley Com
psny's celebrated fire-proof oil. 1w
Officer Boughner was one of the cap.
tors of the thieviag tramp referred to yester.
day and should share in the credit of the
capture accordingly.
Ask your grocer for Chess Car!ey com.
pany's celebrated fre-proof oil. lw
Mr.. RaefsnYder is engaged in putting
up storm doors at the two main entrances
to the postoffice, in anticipation of the
wintry blasts that are to come.
For sale at THE BULLETIN Office, a
good heating stove, choice of three, this
morning.
Thursday morning Paducsh sustained
another severe blow in the destruction by
fire ofthe Victoria -four mills. Loss is es,i.
mated at $50, 900; insurance sl3,250.
"A. HALEY is selling heating stoves at
cost and all other goods very close. Call
carly if you want bargains. 1w
Mr.. Chas. II. Schuyler, foreman of the
Chicago Daily News was in the city yester.
day and paid The BTLLErs visit. He
is on his way to New Orleans for pleasure
trip.
Full stock and complete sample book
OF wedding invitations, etc., Just received at
TIE BULLETIN Job Office, No. 70 Ohio
Levee. If
County court will meet Monday for
probate business. The special assessments
tor sidewalks will certainly be disposed Of
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15

Messrs. c. M..and w. c. Young, maj
ayers OF the manufacturing establishment
of Henry Breihan, corner 4th and CONNER
cisl, are pushing the business in vide
awake, successful manner. They are, in
addition to former articles, manufacturing
Breihan's birch Beer and "Champagne
Cider" which Is now found for sale at all
the saloons in Cairo and the surrounding
country and is growing in popularity every
day. The trade of the house in Ph. Best's
Milwaukee beer is larger than ever before,
and the same may be said OF Btelhsn's
Settlers, Soda and Mineral Springs water.
The house has found it necessary to enlarge
their machinery and add to their force Of
men in order to keep pace with their i'm
mense trade, SO that orders can always be
promptly filled. I'm
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
For Rent.

A new cottage of 3 roems on 10th street
near Walnut, Sl5 month.
New house of rooms on Commercial
avenue near 18th street, $l21a month.
Dwelling of rooms on Walnut street
near Goth, 50 month.
Dwellings of rooms each in Winters
Row, $40 each. NJ j. HowLEY,
If Real Estate Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
Notice.

CAIRO, ILL.,, December 18th, 1883
The regular annual meeting of the stock
holders OF The City National Bank Of
Cairo, for the purpose OF electing seven d.
rectors, will be held at the office Of said
bank, In this city, on Tuesday, January S.h,
1884. Polls open at 10 o'clock d. N. and
close at o'clock p. m. of said day.
THos. w. HALLIDAY, Cashier.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15

WASWD-La1y agents tor the "Queen
Protector" and Daisy" Stocking Supporter,
twonew Inventions for ladies' and chldren's
wear. Sell in every house. Large profits.
Steady employment. Address, with stamp,
Ladies Enlargement Mfg. Co., So. May
ST., Chicago. I'm
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
Proposals for filling Court House Yard.

Sealed proposals will be received until
8 o'clock a. In, Monday, December 18th
inst. Tor delivering in Court house yard, IN
this city, one thousand cubic yards, more or
less, OF earth. SAID proposals to be filed
with Samuel J. Humm, county clerk. The
county board reserves the right to reject
any and all bids. THos. w. HALLIDAY,
Chairman.
Cairo, Illinois, December 18th, 1888.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15

WANTED TO purchase for cash second
hand portable engine and boiler of from l2
to IL horse power. State condition where
it can be seen ana full particulars as to
roads, boats or rail to reach IT, Address,
PORTABLE ENGINE,
Std BULLETIN Office.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
ELAINE OIL!

The increasing dissatisfaction in the use of High
Test oils now offered to the trade and the general COM
plants arising heefrom necesates the calling of special
attention to WARDEN & OXNARD'S GENUINE ELAINE
OIL which never varies in quality always gives good
light and universal satisfaction.
ELAINE, after many years of trial. conceded to be
the BEST ILLUMINATING OIL made from Petroleum and
it can not be improved upon.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
Music Lessons.

Prof. Eisenberg is now ready to give
lessons on any musical instrument, and can
be found on 18th street, Sd cottage from
corner Poplar.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
The Daily Bulletin.
GENERAL LOCAL ITEMS.

each insertion and whether marked or net, il calcu
lated TO toward any mans business interest are
always paid for
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
For Rent.

Two very desirable office rooms, seconC
floor Alexander Couaty Bank Building.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
Wanted Girl.

A good cook to do cooking and general
homework in private family. Apply to
Mrs. E. A. Burnett, 10th street.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
To Let.

A suit of roams, for light house keeping
Apply to DR.. Leach, on 14th street, oppo.
site the postoffice. 1w
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
35 Gents

will buy good meal cooked to order al
De Bauu's. If
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15
8b Cents

will buy good meal cooked to order, at
DeBauu's. #
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CHAS. r.. STU RI.
SPECIAL NOTICES.

notices. In this column eight cents per line for
1rst and i've cents per line each subsequent inser
ZION. For one week. 80 cents per line. For one
month, 90 cents per line
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15

Saddle Rock Oysters at DeBaun Sc Ohio
Levee. II
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-12-15

Restaurant and Oyster House, 56 Ohio
Levee. If
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
HE BELIEVED IN TEMpERANcE.

"Fact is" said Mr.. Swiller, sitting
down at the round table with his friend.
Fact is-two beers, Tonyl there's Just
as much intemperance in eating ss there
is in drinking, and that's what puts me
by George, that's refreshing, isn't ita
Cold as ice. Fill 'eh up again, Tony
out of patience with these total absti-
nence fanatics. A man can no temperate
in his eating and he can be temperate in
his drinking, and go-light a oiear?--
III for temperance in all things. Now
like to- thank you, yes believe will
repeat-sit down with friend and enjoy
a glass of beer in quiet way j:st AZ we
do now. It's cool, refreshing, mildly
stimulant -haye another with me-and
does me good, l know when l have
enough and-once more. Tony-when I
have enough ! know enough to quit.
Now do look-hellc, there's johnson:
sit down here with us. johnson; three
beers. Tony--I was just asking Blotter
here If looked like yictim'of dyspep-
sia. I don't drink much water this
welther; believe it's the worst-tbis
time with me fellows-thing a man can
put iIto his system such weather as this
l believe beer is the best thing for any
man. and know it's the best thing for
me. But I-dou't hurry, have another
before you go; here, Tony don't gorl
myself with it; don'tsit around and get
full every time / take drink, flike 10
three more, Tony-sit down quietly
with friend and enjoy glass of beer
aud bite Of lunch, but L don't like to
gorge myself don't eat myself into a
fill these up again dyspepsia either
and then claim TO be temperate man,
Temperance in all things is nv mozzsr-
mozzer-motto. Thatsh me. Now don.
donk.donkall, l donkall myself drink.
ing man--once more wiz mo fellows--I
like to sit down quieshly wish few frers
and JOY CLASH beer just becaush does
me good; good. But dontest pgysbsyf
to death-oncesh moro all rouu'--ljka
thesh t'mpeTals filaties-oncesh in =
while like CLASH OF beer-jush in quiet
way oucesh in while. but you don'see-
you don'see me gettiu' full ev'Iy time"
Cralks temperance in oil thirgs aud un-
due indulgence in Lothing over twelve
| mora plassaa and snncp,nbs
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28

An Oil City choir at rehearsal on
Saturday night ran over the "Hallelujah
Chorus The music escaped uuipjured.
Another New York policeman has
Just been assaulted. 1t is very cow
ardlY piece of business. this jumping
onto man when be is asleer.
The average Ohio editor is nothing
If not literary. One in Cincinnati is
giving Shakespeare fits, and one in Spring
field is amazed at the popularity Of
Dickens.
A piece of cake which the Prince Of
Wales bit into, but did NOT finish, was
sold at big price in England not long
ago. Wales better 60 10 work biting
cakes for bssiness and pay his debts.
-Bocause horses are used to Teins, 1t
does not follow that they are unaffected
by wet weather.
1t is a singular thing, but the most
pleasing period OF = dentists life is Wien
be loo IS down in the meath.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
A WoMAM,s SECRET,

OF course woman oan keep secret
"a great deal better than man can.
Que little So cret will last woman
through two hour shopping excursion
a mite society, missionary circle. ten
calls and household furniture auction,
and there's enough Of it left to tell her
hu,band when he gets ONE, Now n
man would forget tLree.fitths of 10 Ii
ends of it before lie could get half SO
fr with it. A woman keep secret ?
AnuNbel, she can keep it on a dead run
more miles in more hours than man
can make it walk.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
AT LAST

She tips 10 and fro in the old rocking chair,
Her forehead is wriukled, and whiteis her
hair,
While her grandchildren roinp in turbu-
lent throng
She reads the fond words Of tender love-
song.
That love song was writ her one sunshiny
day,
When her heart was as light as the breesrs
in May,
When her figure was graceful, her cheek
like a rDse..
Aud never we're spectacles perohed on her
nose.
The lover that wrote her that sonnet, alas,
Has peacefully slept meath the long, g,tangled
grass
For years and the words OF his eloquent
lay
"Miss Violet reads for the fret time to-day.
You ask why that poem thus fingered un-
seen?
He had sent it that time to great maya
zine,
Aud the publishing man let the musical
waif
Imprinted remain fifty years in the safe.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28

While dude was walking along
Broadway the other day, the sky became
suddenly over cloudrd and there was
every sign Of n rain-storm. This tue
dudo appeared to perceiye, but not as
quickly as the men and women about 1t,
who fled at once, leaving it practically
for several blocks each way. We mer-
tion this 10 show the action which We
are about to describe could not have
been the result OF any initiative process,
and, being Of too complicated nature
to be purely instructive, must have been
nothing less than the performance of
reasoning animal. A few drops Of rain
fell upon the dudes sleeve, and these t.
little creature touched with its luger
Discovering thus that the rain was we',
its countenunce exhibited traces Of an
xietY. After pausing for n minute, in ap-
parent perplexi'y,it it turued,a and, walking
across tue street, entered a doorway on
the other side, aud stood there until the
rain had ceased, occasionally putting out
its hand to test the condition OF the
weather. This scene was witnessed by a
gentleman of veraciiy, who related it TO
us. aud who was very much pleased at
being able to adduoe facts contradictory
of the widely prevalent notion that the
dude does not know enough to go in
| when il ruinS.-PUCK.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
MRS. GRUNDY.

Some of the sharp things Mrs. Grundy
says in the New York Mail and Express:
That great curiosity at Newport is
the married man who pays any attention
10 his own wife.
That too. many men nowadays are
anxious to make 10 2ls Of themselves by
fyhi 6 duels.
That American girls who wed titled
Euglishmeu soon wish they had rot
been 30 foolish.
That the inducements of, red the
young bachelor of the period to marry
are not very ulluriug.
That the troubles of people IN T. sh-
ionable life seem TO increase with dis
gusting rapidity.
That fashionable women anxious for
no,orieiy now do the most improper aud
unheaTd Of tricks.
That the cheapest boarders at the
altering place hotels are tue ones who
mate the creates, trouble.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
THE YOUNG IDEA,

Baby is very exac,ing ut the table,
Her mother. has in consequence, been
obliged to forbid her TO ask fo- any
thing.
Que day thOre was dish Of magnifi-
cent strawberries upon the table. Baby
coveted them with longing eyes Sue
threw q supplicatiug glance at her
mother AMI another Mt her father, but
this characteristic mimicry was unsue-
cessful
Baby was disconsolate. She uttered
a deep sigh, aud, leaning over to her
fathers side in way TO bo we'll heard,
she said:
"Pa, tell ma that have not asked for
any strawbeTriesr'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
WAS GENERAL neC1nLLAs IOYAIs
WHAT ABE Lisc1S SAID on 1nE susJror,

luR recent address at Bellevue. Micf
Ex-Governor Austin Blair gave an ac-s
count OF the convention of GoveEpors OF
Northern States that met y; AllooDss Pa.
at the time Of the issuing OF the EnancI.
patton Proclamation NY PEesiaes' Llh-
coln in 1862 The convention was valled
to bring influence 10 bear upou lresi-
dent Lincoln to induce him 10 issue a
proclamation or do some ectthat should
set at liberty the 1900, 900 slaves; but
the President outwitted'the twepty-two :
Governors by issuing the proclamation
the same day their convention met. The
Governors then decided to go on 10.
Washington and present to the Presidents
not the urgent resolutions they had in
tended. but I'm address complimentiDR
him upon the step he bad taken. TINS,
address was prepared in abls manner by
Governor Andrew, OF NIassacluSetts whoss
read it to President lincoln as be eat at
his desk, While the Governors were seat.
ed around the room After that au in
cident happened that G Governpr Blair said
be had never before related to any one,
Governor KIrkwood. of Iowa, since .
United States Senator aud Secretary Of
the lnteIior, rose aud sail;
"Mr. President, should be delighted =
could return to my home aud say 10 the
people Of Iowa that The President Of The
United States believes General George
d. Mcclellan is q loyal man." He
brauched off upon other subjects con.
nocted with the war aud then closed by
repeating, with m"re emphasis, Il
should be glad. Mr. President. TO be able
to tell the people of Iowa that you be-
lieve in the loyalty and patriotism OF
George D. Mcclellan
Taking his feet down from the desk
upon which they had been resting. Mr..
Lincoln spraug to his feet and straight.
ened up apparently two iuch.s taller than
usual and said, with much force and sp..
parent excitability: LOYAL George II.
Mcclellan is MS loyal as any one of you"
Tnen stopping q moment the Presidents
face assumed its naturally pleasant look
and he continued, in natural and ple's.
ing tone: "Ill tell you. gentleman. Gen.
eral Mcclellan is an exceedingly well-in-
formed general and is very careful. ia
fact, too careful. and the great trouble
with him is that when.he wins victory
he doesn't know what TO do with it,
why not try somebody elss'' mildly
suggested Governor Blair.
1--WE might do that and might lose an
army by it," was the quick response Of
tho President, which Governor Blair ad-
mitted "completely unhorsed him."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28

A dude belonging in Fifty-seventh
Street was recently dropned by accident
into the anise.seed bag used in the Rock.
away hunt, and lid not make its escape
until it had been dragged some distance
Although its clothes had been bldly in
jured it found its way home without as
sistarce. 1t is not known by what means
this intelligent dude managed to cross
the ferry, but it is supposed that il con-
trived in some way to make lis desires
known TO some kiud.henr,ed man, who
paid its fare and probably guided it TO-
wards It's destination. BY heading a
dude straight Tor place, it can often
make long journeys, aud the wonderful
migration of these strange creatures from
NV York to Newport, aud even to Mt.
Dssert and more distant hRbitats, haye
frequently been commented on in ento'
theological trea!ises.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
Il snw a Very ugly Ghost. "

A charming young lady of Drooklyn was
relating some of the troubles she hud had IN
the night. The ghost which walked into
her room looked something like a lobster
and something like scare crow. She re
membered that she had enjoyed good sup
per Of lobster salad. When asked how il
was that she was able TO be out Of bed in
the morning, she replied that she always
kept bottle Of PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER
ia her room, and that two moderate doses Of
this most efficient remedy had driven the
ghost awav.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
Hope is The brightest star in til,

s--.--@H----s<-----
Hope is The brightest star in til, fir.
mament of youth.
He who knows most, grieves most
for wasted time.
The Munich Academy of Art has
among its 4S6 students "a Americans.
- Moderation is the silken string
running through the pearl chain of all
virtues.
R.D~The renowned DR.. Clendenning SAYS
one third of all his disscciiOns showed
signs OF heart disease ii you baye it in any
form, use DR.. Graves Heart Regulator, 81.
per bottle at druggists.
"A friend cannot be known in pres
prriIy, and an enemy cannot be hid in
adversi;y.
The gratitude of most men is but
tue secret desire Of receiving greater
benefits.
Only that is truly beautiful which
either las within it the element OF
growth, or suggests vital energy as its
cause.
Nervousness, debility and exhausted vi
tality cured by using Browns Iron Bitters.
We cnnnst be too much on our
guard against reactions. lest We rush
from one fault into another contrary
fAult.
He who swimS securely down the
stream of self confidence is in danger oi
b-ing drowned in the whirlpool of pre-
sumption.
G1ss- For one dime get package OF Dia-
mund Dyes at the druggists. They color
anything the simplest aud most desirable
colors.
The pleasantest things in the world
are pleasant thoughts, and the greatest
art in life is to have as many of them as
p ssible.
We must distinguish between fslic'
ity aud prosperity, for prosperity leads
often to ambition, and ambition to dis.
appointment.
One of the best rules in conversation
il. never to say a thing which nry o.
the company can reasonably wish you hai
left uusaid.
A lady writes: az have used Aver
Sarsaparlls in my family for many years
and could not keep house without 1t. Fo
the relief ofthe pains consequent upon fe
male weaknesses and irregularities, con
slider it without an equal"
d Great thoughts are always hopeful
They give a noble tone to the spirit. tx
alt the mind. aud stimulate to worth.
deeds. Those who cultivate sucl
thoughts arrive at the best experiences
aud achieve the happiest thoughts.
If Sou supply man. who wishes Il
learn swimming, with bladders-he vii
probably never learn to swim. A maj
to accomplish any positive result mus
depend alone upon himself and homes
effort.
Perseverance can sometimes equs
G MUS in its results. There are onl
two creatures. says the Eastern provert
(which can surmount the pyramids
the eagle and the snail"
Men are sometimes accused of pril
merely because their aceusers would b
proud themselves if they were in ihel
places -Sheus,One.
A single bad habit will mar an 9th
erwise faultless character, as an ink-dro
soileth the pure white page. -Ballou.
The art collections of Emile d
Girsrdin is about TO be dispersed o
auction.
One cannot live in Christ and b
} hidi it will shine out in character an
conduct
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
THE BEE AND THE BOY.

See
The
Bee
Flee
Across the lea
To deck
The small boys neck
With a lump
The SIZE OF the nozzle Of pump
Hear the boy shout
What is it all about?
Why. the bee has got in its work,
Or rather IFS dirk, ..-.
Aud the boy indulges not in laughter
Hereafter
He will probably think it best
Not to shy brick iuto bees nes'.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
Tho Wide, Wlde World,

Lima, Republic OF Peru.-Senor A. dc
La Z. Delgado, l.. L. D., and Counsellor,
Tribunal of Justice, Lima, Republic Of Peru,
says: One single application Of st. jacobs
Oil, cured me completely of rheumatic
pains in my left arm. recommended it to
two of my friends, the Mrs. Dona Juana
Garcia, widow, and Mr.. D. Herman Decker,
a German gentleman. Madam Garcia was
relieved entirely by the pain cure from the
terrible neuralgia pains of ten months
standing. Mr.. Decker was cured of mex
picable pains by a single application oi the
cure. My brother used the great remedy
for n species of paralysis OF the arm. lie
was entirely relieved from his ailmrnt by
one or two applications, after having ,rit d
numberess other medicines without effect.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
ANIMAL INTELLIoxNcE.
FACTS TENDING To-THRow LIGHT on THE
QUESTION "Do DUDES REAsoN. "

A very pretty little dudine of Fifth
Avenue is much admired by the Dudes
in the neighhorhood. and it has been OBJ
served on several occasions that she ap-
peared to be able to discriminate between
them, and hot only show a preference
for one dude over another, bat is able TO
recognize the dudes she likes after an
interval of separation. It is said, also.
that in accepting the attentions OF her
dude wooers, she shows peculiar mimi
cry of the coquetlish mNnners of hume n
girls. ..
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28
THE GnowLER's sHoRrcoMrNos.

The proprietor Of down town res.
taurant. who is celebrated for his dry
wit. few days ago heard one OF bis pa
irons complaining rather noisily Of Ibe
food that was set before him. AZ ba
passed thstsble at which the fault.nudsr
sat the urbane host turped aud said: Il
always respect a man. who. having an
opinion. is'not afraid to praclaim il tn
the whole world; Aeve large amount
of respect for you, sir"
wish could soy as mueh for you,"
retorted the growler.
"You could" was the cool answer. If
you only lied as easily as I DO"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28

COL Ingersoll: IF the Mississippi
and it's Tributaries were filled With pure
Whisky, the banks were loaf sugar. and
all the loElands covered with miut, there
would be no more drunkenness than
there is to-day" The Colonel may be
right but it is profauely certain there
would be an immense increase 10 west.
ern emigration.
Why nOtsubscribs for the ADvOoArs.
81 per year.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-07-28

A dudelet belonging TO the Brunswick,
although very young, las shown several
startling signs of intelligence. The 9TH
er day stick with plated heel was
substituted for its. regular cane, but the
pretty little creature, after sucking at
the imitation silver head for few miuu-
tes cast it aside aud showed its disgust
almost as plainly as a human being
could have manifested that feeling. 1t
appeared comparatively contented when
permitted to suck silver spoon; but it
was uot wholly itself again until its be-
loved silver-knoned stick was restored.