Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-07-23
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
81 SAW VERY UGLY GHosT"-A charming young
ady of Brooklyn relating some of the troubles
she had had IN the night. The ghost which walk
ed into her room looked something like a
lobster and something like a scare-crow. She remem-
Dered that she had enjoyed good supper of lobster
salad. When asked how it that she was able to |
be out of bed In the morning, she remarked that she
always kept bottle of Perry Davis's Pain Killer in
her room, and that two moderate doses of this most
efficient remedy had driven the ghost away
The umbrella is the check rain (ren) of the human
animal.
'Test mans profession by his practice. Phys- |
can, heal thyself!" Ply scians not only heal them
selves with KidneyWort but prescribe it for others
for the worst cases of bliousness and constipation
well for kidney complaints If you feel out of sorts
and don't know Why try package of Kldney-Wort
and you will feel like creature.
In one respect the bootback resembles the sun. He
cannot shine when it rains.
Millions of packages of the Diamond Dyes have been
sold without a single complaint Everywhere they
are the favorite Dyes.
Nothing goes against the grain SO much as reap
ing machine
BOATS, BICYCLES AND HAY FEyER.-Nature has re-
solved that all the people shall not enjoy themselves
at once. With the opening of outdoor sports comes
the time of trouble for the poor victims Of Hay Fever
For them flowers have odor, and the summer little
or no beauty. To suf sneeze and wipe their weeping
eyes for three four successive months:-this is
their pitiabe portion. Whether this form of catarrh
is called hayfever, haycold rosecold or rosefever,
makes no difference they suffer just the There
is no help in seavoyages there is no help in high
mountain air. These only tighten the pocket and
leave the disease undated. But there is positive
cure in Ely's Cream Balm. We could cram these col
umns with grateful letters of the rescued Try it and
join them. Ifyou continue to suffer it is because you
neglect remedy sure as it is cheap and pleasant.
Don't stuff a cold, lest you be next obliged to
| starve fever.
| ADVICE TO CoNsuMPrIvEs.-On the appearance of
the first symptoms-as general debility loss of appe
tite pallor chilly SENSATIONS followed by night sweats
and cough prompt of relief should be taken.
Consumption scrofulous disease the lungs; there
fore use the great anscrofulous blood purifier and
strength-restorer, Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Dis
covery" Superior to Cod liver oil as nutritive and
unsurpassed as a pectoral For weak lungs, splitting
by druggists For Dr. Pierces treatise consumption
send Two stamps, Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso
| citation, Buffalo, N. Y.
Don't try to get along without flannel undercothins
| in winter.
The weaker sex are immensely strengthened by thu
use of DR.. R. V. Pierces "Favorte Prescription,
which cures all female arrangements and gives tom
to the system. Sold by druggists.
Don't use your voice for loud speaking or singin;
when hoarse
beating around the bush," signifies circumocu
tion or the use of many words to express one idea
The proprietor of DR.. Graves Heart Regulator adopt
no such methods in telling the public he does, tina
".his medicine is a certain cure for heart disease
these days of hoaxes biggest on earth" advts, etc
this simple straightforward style is impressive an
convincing. We should like to see more ofit.-IndiC
na Sentinel.
Don't try to get along with less than eight or min
, hours sleep.
81 had 'em ALL" said rubicund happyfaced gentl
, man. ''All what?" asked his friend. "Why, all til
symptoms of malaria viz: lame back, aching joint
sleeplessness indigestion, dizzy fits, cold extremte
rush of blood to the head, Instant fatigue, app
tite, pains in the breast after eating, night sweats,
ternate chs and fevers ETC., etc, but Browns Ire
\ Biters cured and recommend it as being the On
perfect tonic made"
p Don't sleep in the same undergarment you We
during the day
Do not waste your money, and risk injuring yo
; hair by purchasing useless washes oils but b,
something that has record-a remedy that eyerybo
k knows is reliable Halls Hair Remover will inyig
rate, strengthen and beautify the hair restore its CT
or if faded turned gray, and render it soft silk
and lustrous.
. Don't try to keep up coffee and alcohol VIII
L you ought to go to bed.
t CURED OF sPAsMs.-''I am well and happy again
It says our fair correspondent Miss Jennie P Ware
n 40 W. Van Buren, St. Chicago, ILL.,, "your Samart
:, Nervine cured me of spasms.'
Don't drink ice-waer by the glass: take it in si
a swallow at time.
Vegetne has restored thousands to health who h
been long and painful sufferers
!, Don't eat to quench thirst it brings OH
fiammation of the throat
O One EXPERIENCE FROM MANY have been 81
n and miserable SO long and had caused my husband
% much trouble and expense. one seemed to KIN
what allied NE, that was completely discouraged a
dsheartened In this frame of mind got bottle
10 Hop Bitters and used them unknown to my fam
l. | soon began to improve and gained so fast that
10 husband and family thought strange and unnatul
40 but when | told them what had helped me, they s
"Hurrah for Hop Bitters! long may they prosper
~ they have made mother well and US happy"-1
y Mother.
ly Don't strain your eyes by reading working W
in insufficient Pickering light
m On THIRTY DAYS TR1AL.-The yoltaic Belt
ri Marshall. Mich will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated E
troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
IL thirty days to young or old) who are Attic
Is with debility lost vitality kindred tro
tie les guaranteeing speedy aud complete restoration
m health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. I
No risk is incurred, thirty days trial is allowed
. Don't strain your eyes by reading or fine work
- the twilight
POLISHING WRONG END. Many men daily
do sh their boots who give thought to the COZ
eel ton of their hair, except TO harrow it casually
brush aad comb, or submit it to the paralyzing att
~ ton of the average barber, What happens? "
this: From neglect mental anxiety, or any of a SC
~ of causes, the hair turns prematurely gray and be-
Is to fall out. Parkers Hair Balsam will at once
an the latter process and restore the original color
ce elegant dressing. free from grease.
lis We ssel cannot be bought in part. You must
70 the hull or none
;c DoN'T BE DECEIvED.-There is nothing so g
nothing so cheap butchers Extract of Roots
" home made Beer. No trouble to make it. Ready
or use in few hours
cd butchers Lightning Ely Killer. butchers 1
rk Shot for Bed Bugs humiliation of the tormento
we The girl with the empty pocket-book is the one
INC looks into jewelry windows most
cb From Messrs E. G.. Hoaors & Son, o22 Chestnut
. Lynn Mass come the following "Ellis's sp
- Cure cured one of our horses of a large Bone So;
True dignity: In Boston the gnat is known as
lu- thaniel.
zen Mr. Geo. W. Knapp. OF Watham, Mass. saws
to have removed an enlargement OF my horses
ose which " s. pronounced incurable by the use a
10 ISIS SPAWN Cure think this is very aatterino
timonial' Its only one of many hundred, how,
ing Thanks. all the same.