The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1883-08-24
EVE-ANGELICAL..

Adam was not polygamist, although in
world.
Helen of Troy was the first woman who
wanted to so to Paris and leave her husband
at home.
When woman wants to be pretty she
bangs her hair, and when she wants to be
ugly she bangs the door.
When woman smiles from ear to ear It's
real mean to say that her mouth goes back
on her.-Burlington Free Press.
"I'm not saying women amt fools" re-
marks George Eliot's Mrs. Poyser to her
male opponent; 81 know they are. God Al
mighty made 'em to match the men,"
Mrs. Ashby. an insane Atlanta woman,
was the other day engaged in swallowing q
young kitten when neighbor happened in
and rescued 1t. Only the cats hind legs
were visible.
A jury In London recently forbade O
woman the administration of her own affairs
because Of the peculiar birdlike formation
Of her head, which they believed was an in
dication Of insanity.
Bed been waltzing with his hosts ugly
elder daughter, and was In Q corner repair
ing damages. Hero he was espied by his
would-be papa-in-law. "She Is the flower Of
my family, sir" said the latter. $50 it
seems" answered the young man. "Pity
she comes of 50, amt it?" he continued, as
he essayed another vigorous rub at the white
spots on his coat sleeve.
The commonest object In cheap jewelry In
the New York stores just now is the spider
big, sprawling, and hideous-whether in
brass, silver, or gold plate. In Paris the
rage is for swallows. They are the favorites
Of the leaders Of fashion, and appear In
twos and threes on bonnets, painted ON
ornaments, embroidered on dresses and par
asols, and stamped on buttons.
Atable scar that Is tasteful and quite in
expensive Is made Of dark green felt; it
should be about half yard wide; have IL
pinked on the edge and on each end put q
strip Of silk patchwork, familiarly called
s'crazy patchwork Have this strip about
one-quarter Of yard deep. Make fringe Of
the felt, cut In very narrow strips, and
six inches deep. Each edge Of the silk
patchwork should be feather-stitched.
The most beautiful ball dress ever invent
cd by Worth, all In white and silver, In to be
called "The Chamberlayne," in honor Of
that beautiful American girl, and Is not to be
worn by any others till she has worn hers at
the earlier balls of the London season. Mrs.
Pitman (Margery Deane) Is responsible for
the story that this young woman has been
heard to address the Prince of Wales as
Jumbo. Strange that We complain Of carica-
ture in Daisy Miller!-HarperS Bazar.
If onions which are to be boiled are put in
salted water after they are peeled, and are
allowed to remain In Il for an hour before
they are cooked, they will lose SO much Of
their distinctive flavor that they will rarely
remind one hours after of what he had for
dinner. Onions that are to be eaten raw
may be treated In the same way. Both On
ions and cabbage should have the first water
poured of after they have cooked fifteen
minutes and renewed from the boiling tea
kettle. -
The news that Mrs. Langtry Is to take her
former position in society while in England,
shows that person may hold two different
social positiens-one on one side Of the wa
ter and the other on the other side. In En-
gland Mrs. Langtry's position Is that Of
lady who has been presented ut court, and
who is consequently acceptable In any socl-
ETY.. In this country Mrs. Langtry's position
Is that of an actress who has left her husband
and who attracts notice by accepting con-
spicuous attentions from another man. Mrs.
Langtry Is reported as saying that she Is fond
Of Americans. This ID certainly very kind,
as she has yet to find the first door Of lady's
house open to her.