The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-11-10
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
How a Body Of Politicians were Re-
vived and Discovered Some
thing Valuable.

The Tanmnny excursion to the late stat,
conyention at Buffalo were surprised OF
their return trip last Friday by the intro
duction into their midst Of two attractiy,
looking cases marked in bold, running
hand, "Tippecanoe." This laconc inscrip
ton somewhat troubled the placid breasts o.
the leading district lenders, who were on
the alert to capture the scalps Of tagging
County delegates, in retaliation for their
appropriating Tammany's thunder.
As the train steamed out of the Rochester
depot, young man gently touched the
shoulder ofHon. John Kelly, and gesticul-
ated in the direction Of the cases aforesaid.
Mr.. Kelly atonce took in the situation, and,
linking the arm OF the young man, went
forth to investigate the secret of the mys
terious boxes. ..s
"Tippecanoel" exclaimed the we'll. known
leader. "Why, knew him and Tyler,
too."
"Yes," calculated delegate Plunkett, 1--WE
were bosom friends. Tip was good old soul
and so was Tyler, too"
These bursts of extempore wit had the
effect of bringing the different delegates to
their feet, and one and all let loose their
fund of pnngency upon the "Tippecan moe"
cases.
"Lets open them7" suggested a delegate:
ard in the space of 81 and one. ha [ seconds
the contents of the cases were undergoing
critical analysis, when il was found that
"Tippecanoe" was preparation far su.
periur to any bitters now, or ever known to
the public. As the delegates slaked their
assimilated thirsts, they one and and all
praised. "Tippecanoe" and Tyler, too,
while complimentary remarks were made
by such adopts as the Hon. John Kelly.
George W. Punkett, William II. Hullibao,
Senator Treanor, and many others. 1t WINS
generally conceded that "Tippecanoer had
the effect Of infusing new life aud energy in
the ranks of the assembled warriors and
clearing their intellects after the very Sc
we're physical and mental strain incident
10 the convention, so that while il was con
sldered at first simply a palatable drink, il
proved to be preparation which not only
refreshed, but was unquestionably the best
remedy known for dyspepsia, mal-assmi
lation Of food, stomach disorders general
functional arrangements, constipation tired
feelings, malaria, blood disorders, skin
eruptions. loss of energy, feeble ptette,
bilious headache, etc. The combination OF
a delicious drink with WONDERFULLY efli-
cient remedy s as gratifying as it is rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
the new preparation which is being intro
duced to the public, and is certain TO super.
cede all "bitters," is taken from the New
York Standard Of recent issue. "Tippe.
canoe" IS prepared by Mr.. H. II. Warner.
Of Rochester, N. Y, who is known to every
man, woman and child in the land as pro
prietor of Warmers Safe Cure, better known
as Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure
In addition also to "Tippecanoe," Mr.. War
ner is just introducing a Safe Rheumatic
Cure which he personally guarantees to
cure ninety-fve per cent, of all rheumatic
affections. The popularity of the Safe Cure
together with the high personal standing Of
Mr.. Warner, make this the most complete
and responsible. guarantee possible. The
peculiar name of "Tippecanoe" is, as we
learn, adopted to prevent the fraudulent
which always follow meritorious
articles. Its principa! ingredients were
used by the Harrison family in those early
days and became famous for efficiency at
that time. The terrible revelations made
by modern health statistics indicate that
something must be done tn check the raw.
ages OF disease and stop untimely deaths
Thousands Of persons are dying annually
from no other causethan thoughtless neele t
The slight symptoms Of uneasiness, head
aches, constipation, stomach arrangements,
mal.assimilatinn OF food and other similar
troubles are often considered of too little
Importance to require attention or treat,
ment. |They are therefore permitted to
nntill the health is broken, the
constitution wrecked and the life exhaust
ed, when by timely use Of the right RENE.
dy health might be secured and lite pro
longed.