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ntev Haftery Reunion.

This old war organization had their an
nuaI retinion yesterday at The old pump
house. There were present, besides in
vited vHGI Guests. about thirty members. Those
rom q distance were Messrs. >. Q. Frede-
rick lex J. II. Reed, and j. ii. Sharp. Let
ters were read from a number OF the
.sho,"v .eis Iocoted in other cities expressing
roDrst 0U at hcing unable TO attend this meet
ins go af,erthe - usual congratulations, hand
shsi shst;nrs % and amu,ements. the company
sa,'Nln, ~. don,n 70 m excellent dinner, presided
90. o"er INV NV Cantain u. n. Walker. After din
oNe' !oeches y! @ were made and committee
,'as mv,, dpnno,nted to make arrangements for
,hs Ts' ERECTION rpi Of monument to the dead Of
the battery. o ., orrangsma,,
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LOCAL MATTERS.
Democratic ward Meetings Tonight.

Democratic ward meetings will he held
tonight to choose delegates to Cty Con-
UentiOn under the following resolution OF
the Democratic City Committee. [The
meetings will be called to order at $3.50,
with the exception OF Marshall-Ward meet
ing. which will be called to order at 7:30. ]
ReSOired, 1T, That on Tuesday the 18th
day OF June, at $3.50 o'clock Z. NJ, meet
ing shall he held in each Of the wards OF
this city, at such places as may be desig-
mated by the ward superintendent, for the
purpose OF electing delegates and alter
mates TO a city convention, which cOnven-
ton shall assemble on Monday, July I'd, at
1890 o'clock A. NJ, at such place as may
be designated 10y the Executive Commit
tee, and it shall be the duty OF said con-
vention to elect p delegates and - alter
mates to the Lynchburg Convention.
I'd. The different wards OF this city shall
be entitled to elect delegates to the City
Convention as follows, being upon the
basis OF one delegate Tor every fifty votes
cast for the two Hancock electoral tickets
Of
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WAT. & Calrs supeq.or Chilled pious.

y nm evidence o. thc superioritv d tle
Watt d Call chilled plow We state 'h't
when the tough work Of cutting through
the hill between Twcnty-ihrd and Twenty
fourth streets, for the Church-lliil avenue.
was in progress. it was found That other
plows fcll short oi expectation. .cd after
awhile threc-horsc Watt . Cal chilled
plow was secured. II acted Ike d cAath
and The three horses with this plow did
more work in day Than a siX-horsc rlo~
Of other patterns had eyerdone bo.orc. The
saving in time md labor 30 the city wac
great. and WIS plainly evident 10 the most
Indifferent observer. II is the best plow in
The narkef.
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A Warming.

Mozart Hall was dangerously cro'oded
Iost ni~ht Some OF the aisles were blocked
~, yrith chairs in flagrant violation Of law.
Mr.. Angle, the ianitor, said he tried to
nreyent il, but the gentlemen would not
listen TO Linn. II there had been panic
there would have been horrible butchery
Of women and children, and the police
would have been blamed for not enforcing
tbe law, There was panic at the Colored
Normal School commencement last year.
They are apt to occur at any OF our COM
mencements.
This matter is respectfully referred to
Mavor Darlington and Chiei-of-Pollce Zoe.
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VERDICT AGAINST THE ALLEGuANY RAIL
po,n CovPANY.-In the Circuit Court yes
terday the jury in the case OF th9 admin
istrator OF David Frazer against The Rich-
mond and Allegheny Railroad Company re-
turned \ verdict in favor Of Frazier's adj
ministrator. allowing Si,700 damages. Da-
vid Frazier was a colored barber, who, In
st.nning off train at the Richmond and
AIlephany railroad depot in the dark last
summer. because OF defective platform ar
rangements, as is alleged, fell into the basin
and was drowned. A motion to set aside
the verdict was oyerruled by the Court:
The counsel for the railroad company VIII
Gle bill OF exceptions.
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reappointed-M. West, chairman; G. Watt
TAYLOR. secretary. A committee was also
appointed to draft suitable resolutions ex-
preSsive OF The sense OF the battery at the
death Of Mr. +. Sinclair Beal, and also on
the untimely death Of a son Of Mr.. T. Il.
Thompson, one OF their comrades; after
which, at late hour, the battery dispersed
10 their respective homes. highly pleased
with the days entertainment
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The places Of meeting are as follows:
MARSHALL WARD: Club House, Twenty
fifth between Marshall and Clay. [This
meeting will be called to order at =, as the
military company will occupy the hall at
81 o'clock
JEFFERSON WARD: POlice-COurt room,
northeast corner Of Franklin and Mayo
streets.
MADISON WARD: sanger Hall, Seventh
street between Broad and Marshall.
MONROE WARD Monticello Hall Fer
randini's), Broad street, south side, be-
tween Sixth and Seventh.
JACKSON WARD: Corner OF Fifth and
Baker.
CLAY WARD: Westham Hall, northeast
corner Of Cary and Laurel streets.
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The Hamburg Bremen Insurance
Company.

The Virgiaian Office had \ policy of in
surance i'm this company for $4,000. which
was promptly paid over Wednesday. iu-t
one wees after the fire. although they hai
sixty days i'm which to comply with tle
terms Of their policy. and coHid have kept
u, out OF our insurance Just That iengfh ot
time. Commend us 10 The llam1nrg-BrC-
men. We shali certainly give them %
chance for another "rish."-LylciJu
yngmidp. June 9h.
John ". Gordon IS General Agent for
the aboyc.nlmed company Office. No. 8
north Eleventh street, Richmond, VI.
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JYrsf.-IT Is IiFALTHFUL AND NUTRITIOUS. II
contains within itself the highly nutritious ana
efrength-gVing phOsphatcs which are re'lulfcd ny
fhe system the same that are FOUND III meat hsh'
corn, and wheat Ordinary DaAi5- Nv,
tartar. yeast. sc. do not contain any huuItlNc
qualities but are I'm many cases very injurious COM
LOmds.
strength by age. The peculiar manner oi packlhR
prevents anv loss Of strength aiter Tie pchaRe is
open An ordinary bakiug-powders lose sueneh
after being opened.
T8frd.-IT Is PURE. The characteristic FORM on
uacsagc Obyiaies the necessity OF feducilS ulc
strength. by the addition of ,ttfch or i"uI ll v.uoi
To make il keep. as Is customary III inc hi'""i"0-
ture of ordinary baking-poWder'
Fourth.-ITIs Is RELIABLE and docs not vary IN IN
quality. The high standing ana character % J, W t'e
Inventor Professor T. y. liCrsi0rd oi 1alipr,uErJ
ford Chemical Works Of Providence Il. l.il Il ia a
guarantee that the goods Will always De oi UNIFORM
quality and as represented
Fihh.-Ir Is ECONOMICAL. as IT IS 75 per cent;
stronger than the common baking powders ana ~
per cent. stronger than the best baking-powder
made.
Sfrth.-IT REQUIRES LESS SHORTENING, and
r. better than all other baKing-pOwders. Ihe
bread biscuit &C. made with II are moist ana
palatable when cold.
The Horsford Almanac and Cookbook" sent
free upon application to the
RUMFORD CHEMICAL WORKS,
Providence, II.
BEWARE OF INVITATIONS. je 7-eod6m
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MOTHERS! MOTHERS! MOTHERS

are you disturbed at night ana broken Of your
rest by a sick child suffering and crying with Tie
eVcrucating pain of cutting tecthy T. 20, 20 40
once and get bottle Of MRS. NiNsLOM's
SOOTHING SYRUP. twill relieve the poor lit,le
sufferer Immediately depend upon II; there Is no
mistake about Il. There Is not mother on earth
who has ever used II who will not tell you at once
that t VIII regulate The bowels aud give rect o. the
mother and relief and health 10 theehc, operating
ike magic. II Is perfectly safe 20 use In al eases,
and pleasant to the taste. and Is the prescription o.
one II the oldest aud best female physicians AMI
nurses In The United states. sold everywhere. 25
cents q bottle nay l-eodiw
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-06-12

You can buy at Jackson's, 5O3 east Broad
street, plain white and decorated French
china, Maiolica, crockery, and glassware;
also. toilet and tin chamber sets. He does
not ask you to buy unless his goods are
equal to and his prices a, low as any in the
eltV
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UCTION SALES THIS DAY.

L. n. CHAEFIN & Co. executors sale " brick
dwelling 1909 east Clay street, Al $50 7. a.
N. GODDIN & son. special c0mnliSsioners sale
Of lots and squares a. the western suburbs ot
Richmond oppssite fsir-GroYuds So truut o,
Office, corner Bank sad Elsf fnth stree's' al
pm.
W. II. LYME 4 co. .twO-storytrAmf dNe",az on
the northwest corner on Broad ava nVvr
streets, opposite Richmonf College X l. =
r. B. COOK, 10 4. NJ, hopeehold furniture Sc'
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a ToJ,nccO Trade.

In the Circuit Court OF Richmond yes.
,erdav' in the case OF c. j. a. Lyon, of
Iandon. England, against w. f. Dibrell,
be iury rendered a verdict In behalf OF
nlaIntifI for E6s7-about the amount
Claimed. The litigation grew out OF a
sbipment Of tobacco. Mr.. Lyon was pre-
sent and testified.
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wedding Anniversaries.

The question has been frequently asked
- - late os 10 tine appropriate and proper
celebration Of maarlage-lhliiNersaries' but
Yesterday young gentleman desired TO
know upon what marriage anniversary ,.y was
celebrated the diamond Weuuihg' Inc
following is the complete llst:
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The Springs Waters of she World az
ND,np.

Many persons are not aware oi The fact
that all the celebrated springs waters Of
the world can 6e bad At any hour OF the
day and till II O'Clock at night from Anio-
mis- two double lountains-De In fayette.
Among them Buffalo LitAia. Nichy. Sara
toga. Geyer. Bethesda. Oiner Rakoozy.
White sulphur. Deep Rock, Congress, ki,-
sengen, IIunyadi Janos, llatborn, Apoll'-
nars.
I.imeade Soda and lee Cream Soda q spc-
cialty at Antoni's, ll0j Main street.
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DR.. &. ID. Barham. southampton county.
Va. said of Or. Worthington's Cholera
and DiarrhGa Medicine that he used il in
Bowel Diseases, and in every instance is
effects have exceeded his most sanguinc
expectations.
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Correction.

In the advertisement Of Julius Never q
Son published on sunday the word wet
goods should have read WmTE GoODs. A
large number Of persons have called TO
make purchases. and those desiring WHITE
GOODS at low rates should call at once.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1883-06-12

The Davis Gallery, s27 Broad street eX-
hibits q beautiful pastelle portrait of aweN-
known lady in Richmond society. I'm tone,
technique, and color il Is picture OF rare
beauty and striking artistic merit.
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II you are going to give your harvest
hands any whiskey. why not get pure ar
ticle at the same price of common ". y.
Blair & Co., 1l09 east Main, will supply
YOU with the proper kind.
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FATHER Is GETTING WELL.

FATHER Is GETTING WELL.
"My daughters say:
"How much better father Is since he used Hop
Biitors"
lie Is getting well after his long uif-ring from
a disease declared incunble.'
" And we are so glad that he used YOUR Biiiers.
4 LADY of Utica. NY.
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4 DAUGHTER'S MISERY.

eleven years our daughter suffered on a bed Of
misery
"From a complication Of kidney, liver, rheu-
matte trouble, aud nervous debility,
Under the care OF the best physicians,
who gave her disease various names,
Z" But no relief,
" And now she Is restored to us in good health by
as simple a remedy rs Hop Filters that we had
stunned for years before using 1.-THE PA
RENTS.
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BOARD OF ALDERMEN.

Regular Monthly Meeting-The Retreat for
the Sick Exempted from Taxation, Not
withstanding the Mayors yeto-Joint Ses-
sion of Both Branches TO be Held in July.
and Vacation from That Time Until Octo-
Der 1St, Ac.
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Robert T. HUBBARD, Esq, and family have
gone 70 Buckingham for the summer. Adj
dress letters 10 Curdsyille, Buckingham
county Va
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THREAT THE HUMAN MACHINE
GE NTLN.
NEITHER CONSTIPATION. collie. DlAR-
RIIFA, DYSENTERY. OR OTHER B0MLL
COMPLAINTS. CAN BE CURED Bl ABlNlNG
THE DELICATE MACHINERY OF TIE Sls-
TEN WITH FURIOUS PUEGA1lVES. THE
BEST AND SAFEST REMEDY. PARTlCL-
LAIsLY At THIS SEASON: Is \ IEASP9ON-
FIJI or TARRANI'S SELTZER APERIkNI.
TAKEN IN A GLASS OF WATER, WHO II
WILL GENTLY RELIEVE. WHILE ToNlNG
AND HEALING THE lRKlTAIED IN If IES-
TINE. )eZ-Sd'I u@ INV
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VOL. LXIlI.
A DVERTISING CHEATS.

II has become 50 common 20 write the begin
ming Of an article In an elegant, interesting man"
ncr,
"Then run 1t into some advertisement that we
avoid all such,
And simply call attention TO the merits o Hop
Bltters in as plain, honest terms as possible
ITO induce people
'To give them one trial, which 50 proves their
value that they will never use anything eise.'
"TnE REMEDY so favorably noticed in all the
papers,
Religious aud sccular,is
"Havine large sale, and is supplanting all
other medicines.
.Therc IS no denying the virtues Of the Hop
plaut, and the prepretors Of Hop Bitters have
shown great shrewdness
And ability
"ln compounding medicine whose virtues are
so palpable to every ones observation
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5000 1.iIples.

AntOni has just received fresh Lines
first of the season-for making Lemonade
Soda, No better summer beverage.
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DID SIZE DIE I?

"NOi
she fingered and suffered along. pining away
all the time for years"
Tho doctors doing her no good"
" And at last was cured by this Hop Bitters the
papers say so much about"
Indeed, Indeed"
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THE woODs MEDAL.

rI,HE ANNUAL CONTEST FOR THE
l. WOODS MEDAL FpR Dt.LAMAIioN WI
take place Ia the ehapei 90 mchm,nu 'a,ssa r, On
,ie M 49,, INVITED je 1924
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'''''''' - - :, '''''
Each ward will be entitled TO elect an
alternate for each delegate.
The following was the vote Of the city in
November. 1850. for the two Hancock and
EnOliSh electoral tickets.
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8itllmoud 1lspatth.
JUNE 70. 1888
Late Weather Report.

Especial telegram TO the Dispatch.I
WASHINGTON. ID. c., June 12-1 4. NJ
For the Middle Atlantic States, slightly
warmer and fair weather, westerly to
southerly winds; slight rise followed by
falling barometer.
For the South Atlantic and Gulf States,
generally fair weather, southeast to south
west winds; stationary or a slight rise in
temperature, stationary or slowly falling
barometer.
TIE WEATHER YESTERDAY was partly
cloudy and clear, with heavy wind and
rain-storm in the morning.
THERMOMETER YESTERDAY: G a. NJ, "a (;
0 A. NJ. rs; noon, 20; =. NJ, 81; p.
NJ, 70; midnight, 81.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.
RRR II RBB BIB 90 Nm y ssss
FrFh Fh i Hu% Hs ES Hnf g g EES sssss
4 4 ii RIB BBB 90 \ M ssss

which were forwarded 10 US 10 be disposed Of 2,
our own price. The goods will be sold at consid-
erable below ONE HALF their usual value These
goods are Of recent importation, and are COM
posed Of the hest and choicest shades. We quote
few Of the prices;
o-inch wide at 5c.-usual price &C.;
2S.inch wide at O and I2c.- usual price 25c.;
s-Inch wide al 4c.--usnal price s5c.;
s-inch OTTOMAN, icy TO 15c.-usuai price 2o
to s5c.
i-inch width, lQc.-usual price 4Oc.;
2-inoa TwO-ToNE oTTOMANs at l5c.-usual
price S7He.;
sAsH-RIBBoNs fun width at 29c.-usual
price 81;
OTTOMAN BLOCK STYLE sAsH-RlBB0NS,
55o-usual price 1928;
BLACK OTTOMAN SASH-RIBBONS at 4sc.-
usual price 1928;
besides hundreds of other styles at corresponding
values
Is this Is undoubtedly The only possible chance
for such extraordinary bargains I'm that depart
meni FOR at least this we advise our patrons
to call ai once. COHEN BROTHERS,
corner Fourth and Broad streets.
on and after the 18Th INSTANT We close at
O'Clock PM. je l2-2t
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iron OTHER LOCAL SEE FOURTH PAcE.l
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I RHF he ZEE A A $50 90 o s. s. ~
/ #HFn R E. / IA "a SO .SS ssss ssss
r FEE 4 a ssso 90 Y Nm 'SS'
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lRTCIIMOND FEMALE INSTITUTE.
Closing Exercises at Mozart Hall Last
Nisht-Presentation OF Diplomas and Me-
dais-Musicai Soiree Tonight.

Inc closing exercises of the Richmond
remale institute, OF which Miss sallie b.
hammer Is principal. took place at Mozart
Han last night in the presence OF a large
ana brilliant audience. The medalists and
essayIsts occupied seats on the stage, while
several rows Of orchestra chairs were
hlled by the pupils OF the school
generally, nearly all in white and
rivalling in freshness and beauty the
flowers in their hands or worn upOn their
breasts. The exercises were under the
management OF Miss Hammer and DIR.
Hawthorne, president Of the Board OF
Trustees. The young ladies read their
own essays, and considering that they were
confronting a vast assemblage incuding
their numerous sweethearts), and were
more or less suffering from that mortal
trepidation-s stage friSht-it is but meagre
compliment 10 say they did well. They in
fact did tirst-rlte. and so their friends and
relatives, who sent up the bouquets and bas-
kcts Of flowers, thought and said. The essays
showed the carefuness OF the training
which the Institute gives, and were far
above what is generally expected or such
occasions. The speakers whose duty It
was to present the medals and diplomas
are all gentlemen distinguished as public
speakers. and last night spoke hopefully
and cheerfully, and elo1uently rs well. to
the Young ladies' now about 20 enter So
ciety and take the most exalted positions
i'm our homes and affections.
A piece not in the programme was the
presentation 20 Miss Hammer from the
graduating class, through DR.. Armstrong.
OF handsome gold bracelet. with pendants
about the size Of gold dollar. each PEN
dant with the monogram OF graduate.
TUE PROGRAMME.
The following was the programme.
musical pieces by the orchestra coming
in between each essay or speech:
Prayer by Rev. DR.. j. W. Jones; |.
Salutatory. Miss Layinia Abercrombie; >.
Delivery OF medals for music to Misses
Media purcfoy, Mary Pippn. and Mamie
Landrum. by Dr.. II. 4. Tuppcr: 3. Is
Say" Science the Germ, Ant the Flower.
Of Civilization" Miss Sallic Watkins: ).
Delivery OF Tupper medal for reading TO
Miss Emma Fossett by Or. j. &. Arm
strong; g. Essay" Popular Fallacy."
Miss Julia West; :. Delivery OF medal for
spelling TO Miss Lily Yancey, Rev. William
Landrum; :. Essay" oar Evenings"
lliss Linda Brown; Q. Awarding OF diplo-
mas in the various schools by Professor
winston; 10. Essay" Elements Of True
IIcroi>m," Miss Mary King: IL. Delivery OF
medal for scholarship TO Mis-, Carrie Ellett
by Colonel Thomas Evans; -. Essay
"Thc Hidden Music OF the Soul" Miss
Matte Graham; l3. Awarding diplomas TO
full @radutcs by Or. Hawthorne; II. Vale
dictory. Miss Jessie Warren; Benediction
by DR.. Ryland.
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MUTUAL CLUB. or PHILADELPHIA.
RIcInloNp cLrn. oF HIcnMoyp.

Total..........................9 8
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-22
Jay Gould. having gathered fortune of

Jay Gould, having gathered fortune OF
$1O0,O00,OO0 at forty-seven years of age
thinks he can live without work hereafter
and proposes to retire permanently from
active speculation and the development of
his railroad enterprises. He has six chill
dren to whom he is much devoted and
leaves his business to George j., his son,
twenty-three years old, who is said to be a
likely fellow. Jay will take to his yacht as
soon as it is completed, for his voyage
around the world. Washington E. Connor,
Goulds chief manager, says his business is
in such shape that he can close it up in
twenty-fOur hours. Gould has not been
actively in business for some months.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-22
LIME-KILN CLUE PHILOSOPHY
Il Criticism AnluSiHGlY Setting Forth
Great american VedEneSS.
Detroit Free Press.


Detroit Free Press
Gam Judge Perfection Smith in de hall
dis evening"" asked the president as he
laid aside his gavel and looked around him.
Eyes, sah," answered voice full of fish
bones and shingle nails shaken up to-
gether.
"Please ambulate dis way"
The Judge ambulated. He came up
confident and smiling, expecting to receive
gold medal for inventing mosquito
bar, which also catches rats.
Judge Smith, said the president in a
solemn voice, "dar' am few little things
1 desiah to spoke to you about. You war
at de pos'offis de odder day to rent a box
at $3.50 per quarter. All de mail dat you
receive in six months wouldn't light a
kerosene lamp. Den why dis attempt to
frow on style an heap on agonyr
CT didn't rent one, sah," replied the
cul prit in a weak voice.
ga few days ago." continued the presi-
dent, 81 Overheard you trotln' out presi-
Dental candidate for 1884. You had your
biggest voice, an you was fiingin' your
arms about an one would have thought
you knowed all about it. Judge Smith,
you will have no mo- to do wild de maxim
of de mex president of de United States
dan one grain of sand will have in maxim
up de great SALARY desert"
"No, sah-dat's so sah."
"Let dis be a warnin' to you sab. From
dis time on you have no candidate, dOan'
want one, an take no interes' in polyticks
beyond what can be 'spected of cherry
citizen. If any man axes you to tell him
who am to be de mex president doan' you
do it. Keep dat information locked tight
in your busum. An'a day or two ago you
denounced yourself as an advocate of a
tariff. Judge Smith, do you know what a
tariff is?"
'N-not zactly, sab, but 1 was gwine to
read up on it,"
Exactly; an perhaps you better read
up on how to keep your mouth shet on
what you doan' know an what doan' affecB
you! You am pretty lookin' advocate
you am! While your wife needs shoes an
de chill'en want clothes you walk aroun
de market wild yer old white obercoat Oh
to tell de world dat you doan' believe in
dis or dat, or dat you am welded to dii
theory Or opposed to dat oner'
''Pze sorry, sab. I'll drap de hull biz
ness right off,"
''See dat you do. Theories am all right
onless man am two months behind Oh
his rent. Doctrines am all right when
family hain't shiberin' wild cold. Indvid
ual opinions count fur muffin when d
individual can't raise cash huff toIget
patch on his boot. Go an sot down, Judg
Smith an doan' lose a mint in startin' oil
de road to reform"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-04-22
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