The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-04-05
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Money circulation is feeble.

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8 We duplicate all Charleston ant
Columbia bills for Job Printing.
Fine Job Printing done at the HER
AID Office.
4 Marriage makes the man-the wo-
man was maid before.
} Why is it that Sunday rain is wet
ter than on any other day.
There were but few April fools on
the first, it falling on Sunday.
We learn that they have had bad
weather in Edgefeld. No partiality
about the thing, you see.
92,l43 tons of fertilizers have been
sold in the State, this season, against
| So, ,44O for last.
Can ANYBODY tell what became OF
the Junior editor of the Ners yester-
day about ten O'Clock?
A modest young lady calls snoring
sheet music. and does not enjoy more
than three yards at time.
How to become no-toe-rious-putt the
end of your foot in patent threading
machine.
With the return of mild weather the
man who wants vegetables must sow
his seed.
Guard and protect your health, make
use OF that true and efficient tonic
medicine, Browns Iron Bitters.
Capt. NJ. L. Lipscomb Of Ninety
Six, had a fine Jersey cow to die Of
hydrophobia, few days ago.
Mary, a daughter of Sim Cannon,
colored, died in Gravel Town, last Sum-
day.
One OF those chaps who owes us two
dollars failed to pay up on Saleday.
| What was the matter with him?
We are told that snow fell here last
Sunday. Only few flakes sent as an
April fool.
Hon. d. Wyatt Aiken will deliver
the address before the literary societies
of Newberry College, at Commence
ment.
Any one in want of kitten from
good mousing stock is asked to apply
at the HERALD Office. Extra large
stock on hand. Price moderate.
Mr.. S. P. Boozer has convenient
and excellent garden Plow for sale.
1t is the very thing for man who has
no horse.
Last week a strange water fowl was
caught on Hon. George Johnstone's
plantation. The town ornithologist
pronounces it coot.
Good fodder now sells at $1.10 to
1925 a hundred. At this time last
year it sold at $500 a hundred when it
could be bought at all.
Fishing is being talked of by some
of the veterans. They have been very
quiet during the winter, and their en-
thusiasm is bursting out.
Mr.. Hart Blease complains of the
price he has to pay for pork, and thinks
that it is the fence law which initiates
against him.
Last Friday fire occurred in Green
vile, destroying the dwelling house Of
R. w. Goddard and that of Mrs. L. R.
McAboy.
Monday was cold, cloudy and gloomy,
and altogether such day as printers
dislike. What is the matter with the
| weather.
Mr.. Jackson with his street hands
has been at work this week arranging
sidewalk in front of Mr.. G.. NJ. Cir
ardeau's; mu h needed Improvement.
The junior o; this paper is surprised
that somebody didn't want to lug him
into the fight. But the surprise is al
together without regret, please remem-
ber.
Do bring us a load or two of wood,
kind reader. The printers came near
freezing on Monday. Don't bring
green wood, please, that is nearly as
bad as no wood at all.
The Rev. R. D. Smart has received
twenty-six per;ons into his church this
year, by certificate and confirmation,
eight of whom were received last Sun
day.
The Executive Committee of the
Greenville Agricultural and Mechan-
ical Association has begun prepara-
tions for a grand fair next October.
Attention Newberry!
We are glad to learn that Mr.. A. j.
Crotwell has decided to rebuild at Pei
HAMS old stand. The place is insight
| ly in its ruins. md it is one of the best
stands in town.
The farmers report the prospect for
corn crop GiScouraging; they have
not been able to plant. And they say
| it is not likely that the country will
get sick this year from eating peaches.
Mr.. Charles Fl. Bailey, of Green
vile County, made, with one mule last
wear, twenty-five bales OF cotton, one
hundred and fifty bushels Of corn,
siXtv-five bushels of wheat and seven
ty-fve bushels Of potatoes.
Sunday evening gentleman in
town was invited to ''1ight'' supper.
When he foun that the eight sup
per consisted Of burning candles, he
remembered that it was the first OF
April.
Mr.. Abe Foot has our thanks for pa
tent earthen rtensil, the very thing Tor
preserving peaches, but as this crop will
be short, we will boil our main staple
rice in it, and think Of the donor every
day.
Mr.. Edward Scholtz has decided to
erect handsome dwelling house on his
lot on Norman street. The contract
has been awarded to Messrs. J. L. Aull
and son, and work will be begun the
first of May.
We made mistake in announcing
that the debating club would meet
last Monday evening; we should have
said. and do now say, that we are
credibly informed that the club will
meet at its net meeting.