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Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Free lunch Bar-Roorna
New York Sur:1

It has been estimated that in $500
OF the 5000 bar-rooms of Philadelphis
free luncheon is provided. The quality of
the food varies according to the location Of
the bar-room, from the soup made of a half
picked beef bone, a few scraps of fat and lean
meat, small measure of potatoes, turnips,
and tomatoes, and two gallons Of Schuylkill
water, to the spread consisting of Boston
baked beans boiled and baked macaroni,
broiled reed birds In season, choice breakfast
bacon, land variety of other dainties that
would probably cost from 4oto 60 cents were
the patron to get the same thing in a regular
restaurant The daily cost of providing the
luncheon frst described is only few cents,
while the barkeepers who go to the other
extreme expend about $40 day for food
which is free to their customers The hotels
generally refrain from infringing upon the
domain Of the dining-room by Offering their
customers IN the b&r-room any food more
temptng than stale crackers and dried M
cheese.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Skulls Of Criminals.
IAthenRun.1

Among the recent communications to the
Anthropological society of Paris, is a paper
by N. Manouvier a on certain criminal type, as
developed b. the study of the skulls Of assas-
sins, in continuation of discussion to which
French anthropologists have recently been
devoting much attention. He finds small
forehead and q heavy jaw general character.
istics of this tyi,e. He tests first not only by
direct measurement of the frontal cerebral
nerve, which gives 10l ulillinetres for assas-
sins as against e, for Parisians as rule, but
also by summing up the several auricular
angles, which gives like result. The de-
gree Of hta T;ae;5s of the jaw in asszss1ns and
in Par;siars is represented by efec:r to
thirtesn.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Tackled q Siugrer.
TMerchant TraveIer.7


A western man, who was fighter, landed in
New York, and some of his friends wanted
him to tackle a local bitter and he agreed
The fight came off and the local rough
knocked the unscientihc westerner clear
through himself. After the battle, one Of hi.
hackers said to him:
"You are pretty duffer, amt you'"
Maybe amt now, but guess wuz pre-
vious to the scrimrnage-"
why didn't yon stand nt 10 him like O
manz'
"Stand up, h! I'ru from The west, arm,
and if 7 hain't got such a d. sight o New
York sense, I've got enough of the kind I've
been usrer to know better'n to tackle cy.
clone comm straight at me. Yoa go awav
and let me git repaired up, or I'll pull my gun
on you, and when ] pull my gun I'm thar
every time, and you want to know it airly to
oe safe.'
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
HMALTETS WNA..LTB

DE-. E. G. Vests nerve and brain treatment, a.
specific for hysteria, dizziness, eonvulsiors,
nervous headache, mental depression, loss OF
memory, premature old ege, caused by over
sxertion or over-infnlgenCe, which leads to mis-
sry, decay and death, One box Will cure recent
cases, Each bog contains one rnonth's tree'-
rcent. One dollar boz OF eix boxes for five
dollars, ssnt By naeilprapeid receipt OF price.
We guarantee siz boxes to cure any case. With
ssoh order received by Us fer six boxes, sccon
caniet, with Eve dollars, wa viii Sc d The par
chaser cur written guarani+e t6 LstUTa tie money
{ the treatment does not effect cara. 6la;-
antees issued only by Lauhie & Co., cornss
Third AID Weisshaw strestg, st. Psu;s 6licn.
lr-ie~s NJ 1ln;i K,o'ylrflr aiL77id=T 70
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
A Te;scornfitteG Dude.
boston Transcript.


One of our Newport swells tells this story
OF himself It is his pet story It impresses
different listeners differently. Sometimes [
think it doesn't impress them exactly as he
expects it to, but it is his way of Informing
the world that he dresses for the evening re-
lgiously. I'll try to put it in his own words:
"l'm deuced abSent-minded, don't you
llnowe deuced absent minded Did some
thing other morning, just like me, don't you
sIDows Valet was knocked up: lighted the
gas myself when I got up. de'iced stubborn
,pustache mine is--havn to curl it ou IN, iron
lighted casio heat the iron and forgot to
put it ont OF course, felah don't put on his
morning clothes by gasIght and / got into
my evening suit By JoveI opened the front
door and stood in evening dress III broad day
light Haven't got over it Yet. Gadl upset
me entirely Felt like waitaw or fool.
Deuced absent, minded arl. dort you
ErOWF'
Daily globe., 1883-10-31

We, the Democracy of Minnesota, in
convention assembled, reafirm our devo-
ton to the time-honored maxims of the
Democratic party, that that government is
beet which governs least; which leaves the
citizens in the enjoyment of the greatest
personal liberty consistent with the rights
of others and the public welfare; and while
il affords fall protection to life and prop
erty, allows the creeds, business and GUS
toms of the people to remain unfettered
by sumptuary laws, class legislation and
extortionate monopolies.
First That every species of taxation
levied upon the many for the profit of the
few, creating monopoiies and producing a
revenue il excess of the wants of the gov
ernment, economically administered, is
unjust, tyrannical and dangerous. Sound
policy requires that the business of people
should be free from oppressive duties and
veXat ope restraints, and that all legisla-
tion il reference thereto should be impair
tial in its objects and equal III its burdens.
We, therefore, favor such thorough re-
vision of the present tariff laws as will
remedy existing evils and result in the
establishment Of a tariff for revenue only,
as the permanent commercial policy Of
this country.
Second-That constitutions are made
to protect the minority Of the people
against the eucroachmen,s of shs Ina iority;
that no proposition for q change OF or
amendment to the organic Law of the stale
should be entartaiped or submitted to q
vote Of the people, which If adopted by
the majority, would prevent the minority
from exercising their Inherent and ina
Iienable rights. That We consider the en-
actment of surnptuary or prohibitory laws
a subversion OF the rights of the people
and that we are unalternately opposed to
them.
Third-That we appreciate the impor-
tance Of liberal appropriations for the
improvement of the Mississippi river; but,
inasmuch as the river ard harbor bill has,
under Republican administrations, become
an Omnibus for the corrupt combinations
by members of congress, we would favor
the adoption of an amendment to the con
stitution conferring upon the president
the power 10 veto such provisions of the
river and harbor bills and all other ap-
preparation bills, as, in his judgment, are
urwarranted.
Fourth. That the patent laws should be
rivised, to The end that the innocent puf
ehssers of manufactured articles, using
the same in good faith, shall be protected
from harrasslng and oppressive suits for
the infringement Of patent rights.
ResoIved, That the maintenance in pow
er of any political party for an undue
length of time tends to an assumption of
power inconsistent with democratic prin-
cipals of government, and is dangerous to
the rights of the people, and We therefore
urge upon the electors of this state they
carefully investigate the existing state Of
things with reference to change CT state
administration in their own interests.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Eer First Pair OF Speetacfes.
TDatroit Poet L

A woman who looked as if she bad been q
long time in this vale of tears went into q
popular and fashionable jewGry establish
ment on jefferson avenue and said:
II want pair Of specs"
''This way" said an obliging clerk with his
hair parted in the middle, and he led her up
fight of stairs into Il long room where a
space was reserved for optical purposes. E
small, nervous looking uan at once sur-
rounded her.
''Sit here" he said, placing chair for her
and hanging up an A, +. c card IL front OF
her; Fix your eyes on that"
81 amt agoing to have my picture tasen,"
said the woman tartly.
Certainly not, madam; you wish TO re-
new your eyesight. Just tell me what you
can see Oh tina; card, yN7-l0 Do you follow
me!"
"Juse let tns have my par'sol and I'll foller
ye. l did't come here to be made fun Of.
kin read and write as well as you kir, un.l
count, too. / want pair Of specs"
Exactly, but l should recommend eye
glasses with such nose as yours. madam
whats the matter with my nose. heyt Il
1t amt much of nose, you alnt ugoin' t)
poke fun at it"
''It is beautiful noee," said the optcian
firmly, land would adorn handsome pair
of eyeglasses. WIN you kindly look at this
circle of lines? Do they all appear to bs of
the same siZe?"
"'Pear to be9 they are all of size; no
foolin', Young man"
Certainly not, madam; If tbe circles ap-
pear to be all Of one size your eyes are not
deformed"
"Deforned! Good gracious! who said my
eyes were deformed! Ii ever heard of the
liken
"You see, madam. e-e are compelled to test
the optic nerve and determine if the person
has presbyopia-"
"No, sir, Pm Baptist, ana won't stay here
70 be insulted-"
'fYou misunderstood me, madam; If you
are afflicted with hypermyopia in either
eye"
Look here, young man." said the woman
fercely, 81 dare say you think you know a
lot, but want pair of specs; amt Us
young as used to be, and"
"Oh, yes," interrupted the rash optcian,
ri see You are getting old and But he
never finished thu sentence. When the
woman came out of the store she was trying
to straighten out the ribs OF her t,arasol and
u1uttering to herself:
''Old, indeedi I've ruined q 50 parasol, but
haven't lived all these long years to be in
suited by being called old I'll find some hard
ware store where they speak English to get
my specs at. Oldl the iuIertinent tmngT
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Plum Duff in Trousers.
TCaliforpia Cor. New York Tribun

{CaliforDia Cor New York Tribune.l
Harvey says that once on his ship the crew
agreed to lump their allowance on holiday
and have one gigantic plum duff for all
bands. In default of an adequate pudding
cloth they boiled it in pair Of clean duck
trousers, and it was brought to the table un-
broken, looking like the legs and waist of
some unfortunate gentleman mottled all over
with purple spots. He adds that the captain
who came to see if the men were comfortable,
arrived just in time to be astonished by the
spectacle. Perhaps we might have been
tempted to do something of the kind; only by
the time plum duff was revealed to US our
camp could not furnish whole pair Of
Trousers.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
SAUK CENTER ACADEMY,
AND
Commercial Institute.

This institution is the "Grove Lake Academy
of Individual Instruction." which by liberal
bonus of land and money by the people of Sauk
Center is now located on the banks of Sauk lake,
one and half miles from the village. The
school will enter on its seve: tn ye and resume
business on Monday, September3 This school
has been a complete success, an has given to
its patrons entire satisfac ion. No classes.
Pupils recite alone in private rooms. Reference
to the business and professional men of Sauk
Center. It will pay parents who have sons to
educate from home to send for cular and rulee
of this institution. We have mple accommo-
dation for eighty (S0) boarders
sum- t,wkly THE RINCIPAL
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Herr NruDp and His Work.

'E. ii. III boston Herald.
But Krupp is ahead Of all the world in cast
ing his own steel, and it should be clearly I'M
deIsto0d that he is manufacturer of guns
because he was firs5 IL maker of steel, and that
he did not begin to make steel i'll order to un-
dertake gun-making. Krupp's idea, then, is
simply this: To extend the manufacture and
consumption Of steel. Personally, he is
vastly interested in questions of heavy
ordnance, because he has found the demand
for his guns TO bc enormous.
But his manufacture of railroad car wheels
and wheel tires, rails, shafts and all the parts
used i'll railway aad ship construction, is the
greater part Of his business. Fifteen Besse-
mer converters in two great buildings are
constantly pouring molten steel into their
moulds, and al the machinery for the pro-
duction of the articles above mentioned is on
ii vast scale. The Bessemer steel goes into
the rails and car wheels and q great variety of
products, while three times in every twenty
four hours there is great casting Of clucible
steel the largest single mould being that pre-
pared for the tube Of a forty-centilnetey gun,
which, when hammered into Shape for the
lathe is about fifty five feet in length.
The carrying on Of this work requires o.
comparatively small number of men to pre-
pare the crucibjes, heat them and make ready
for the casting. Then, at the appointed
hour, hundreds of well trained men, who are
otherwise employed during the rest OF the
day, must rush in. lift the well heated
crucibles from the furnaces and pour the con-
tents into the long troughs which lead to the
mouth of tie mould. The greater the cast
ing, the greater the number of men required
for this temporary duty, and it is easy to see,
therefore, why ikrupp, with his permanent
system and his vast number of workmen, en-
joys prominence in the steel manufacture,
and can safely disregard the efforts even of
governments to enter into competition with
him in tile making of guns.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Not Taken From the Census Reports
New York .Tournal1

In New York aud Brooklyn there are 230,-
GOO young men and 2NO,O0O young ladies'
Each young man has from four to six girls
and every young lady has from fonr to six
reliable young men. In the combined cities
is population OF 1,009000 sweethearts and
l,OUO,O COZ beaux. The social relations of so
vast number must be highly complicated
The expense of chivaIrlc attention to the ! :
Ull1, ,0OO rnaiders is at all times large, since The
cost falls on 200,O 900 youths. instead of live
.Iu,ts that number
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
English ana American sSuhurbn1
TChicaro Inter Ccean.1


Within twelve miles of the Bank of Eng
land is an estate of 1000 acres, with excel
lent residen buildings, splendid park, vast
plantations of larch, oak, fir, and plenty of
rich land for farming, for sale at 81, ,0D an
acre. Equally near the New York City
hall it would sell for $4,000 an acre.
The Campsey estate in Suffolk
400 acres-with an Elizabethap man
sion, woods, ETC., sold for S525, ,O00
but little, if any, over average prices of
northern Illinois farming lands. Four miles
out of Dublin correspondent Of Boston
paper finds land selling at $500 an acre.
Alexandra park, London, six miles from the
centre of the city, containing lG3 acres of land
admirably located for suburban homes, Is
offered for sale for S700 000, the buildings, in
Guiding the Alexandra palace, thrown LII.
Similarly situated real estate seems to be
considerably higher in America th&h l.
tr,cyI0TSi
Daily globe., 1883-10-31

Sealed BIDS viii be received by the Board Of
Public Works, in and for the corporation of the
city of st. i'sal, Minnesota, at their office in
said city. ur Il i2 m. Oh the 9th day of November
A. D. 's3J for the grading of Fourth street
from Commercial street to Hoffman avenue.
in said city, according to plans and
specifications ON file in the Office of said Board
A bond with at least two (2) sureties, in sum
of at least tweDty (20) per cent. of the gross
amount bid must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to reject any
or all bids.
JOHN c. TERRY, President pro tenn.
Official: H. L. GoRMAN,
Clerk Board of Public Works. S03-51S
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
POLITICAL.
THE DEMOCRATIC sT4TE TICKET

Governor-A. BIERMANN, Olmsted
county.
Lieutenant Governor-R. L. FRAZEE,
Becker county.
Secretary of State-J. j. GREEN, LIE
Sueur county.
Treasurer-J0HN LUDWIG, Winona
county.
Attorney General-JOHN W. WILLIS,
Ramsey county.
r. R. Commissioner-A. T. LINDHOLM,
Washington county.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
TransIatins Shakespeare.
[San Francisco BuIletin.]

A Partisan author has translated Shaks-
peaTe,s line, "Out, brief candle!" into French,
thu1: "Get out short candler' That isn't as
bad as the translation of an exclamation of
l1ilton's by Frenchman, who rendered
"H;,il, horrors, hailI" thus: "How dye do,
horrors, how dye do?'
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
CONTRACT WORK.
Grading Rice Street.
OFFICE OF TEE Board OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, AGnn., Oct. q, 1883. !

Sealed bids will be received by the Board Of
Public Works in and for the corporation of the
city of st. Paul, Minnesota, at their Office in
said city until u n :, on the 5th day OF Novem-
ber, a. D. 1883, for the grading OF Rice street
from Bianca street to t, e north city limits
in said city, according to plans and specifications
On file in the Office of said Board.
a bond with at least Two (2) sureties n sum
of at least twenty (20) per cent. of the gross
amount bid must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to reject any
or al bids.
JOHN HARRINGTON, President.
Official: r. l.. GoRMAN,
Clerk Board of Public Works. 298-S08
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Salo If Stullll)age
STATE LANDS.
PILES!PILEs!

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and
liberated Piles, has been discovered by DR.. Will
liam, ian Indian remedy called DIR. WILLIAMS
INDIAN OINTMENT. single box has cured the
worst chrsnic cases of 25 years. standing. No
one need suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions and in
stru1nents do more harm than eoui. Williams
Ointment absorbs the tulnors, allays the intense
itching, particularly at night after getting warm
In bed.) acts as a poultice, gives instant and
painless rglief, and is prepared only for Piles,
itching of the private parts, and for nothing else
Fer sale by al druggists, and mailed on reoeip
OF price, 81. MOVES, BROS. & CUTLRP
Wholesale Agents, st. Paul, MINI. 2lb
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
Ramsey Coun'y Democratic Ticket.

Register of Deeds-C. a. LIENAU.
Treasurer-WM. E. BURTON.
County Attorney. j. EGAN.
Coroner-JAMES A. QUINN.
County Commissioners-Cit GEORGE
MITSCH, p. R. L. HARDENBERGH.
County Commissioner-Country-JACOB
HINKEL.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31

Rochester Post-EzpreSs: This country is
now the proud possessor Of three great jurieS
the star-Ioute Jury, the Dukes jury and the
James Iury
Daily globe., 1883-10-31

The Platform Adopted By the Democratic
State Cosscention. august 3. 1858.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
L-CcMF0RTINo.
EPPS'S
BREAKFAST
BREAKFAST

"By thorough knowledge of the natural
laws which govern the operations of digestion
fine properties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps
has provided CUR breakfast tables With deli
cateIy favored beverage which may save US
many heavy doctors bills. 1t is by the judicious
use Of such articles of diet that constitution
may be gradually built up until strong enough to
resist every tendency of disease. Hundreds of
subtle maladies are floating Ground US ready to
well fortified with pure blood and properly
nourished frame."-Ciul Seruioe Gazette.
Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold
in tins only (15-lb. and lb., by Grocers, labeled
thus:
JAMES EPPS & CO HI%s9sta,s Chemist.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
TERMS CT SUBSCRIPTION.
TIE DAILY GLOBE.
SEVEN ISSUES PER WEEK.
DAILY and SUNDAY GLOBE, ONE DOLLAR
PER MONTE.
TERMS CT SUBSCRIPTION.
5Ix ISSUES PER WEEKLY MI

TIE WEEKLY GLOBE is an eight-paee psper
tho same size as tho DAILY GLOBE. II is tbs
best paper for TIE farmers in the State. ltis
sent to any address, one year, postage paid,
FOB ONE DOLLAR AND TFIFTEEN CENTS
For three months on trisi for rs cenrs.
Allsubscrip6.as payable invariably in savsace.
Address,
eLonE PRINTING COMPANY
~ St. Paul. Mimi
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
REAL ESTATE.
YELLOWSTONE
National Park.
LIVINGSTON, M. r.

The Denver Of the Northwest--is the terminal
polat Of three divisions of the Northern Pacific
Railroad. tits located as the geographical cen
ter OF tnat line. 1t has had most marvellous
growth.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31
WORK.
Grading Fourth street.

OFFICE OF TIE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 90, 1888.
Daily globe., 1883-10-31

General Agent, Livingston, Montana
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-05-26
Waists,

Women, especially those of the upper
classes, who are not obliged to keep
themselves in condition by work, lose
after middle age (sometimes earlier) a
considerable amount of their height, not
by STOPPING, as men do, but by actual
collapse, sinking down, mainly to be at
tributed to the perishing of the muscles
that support the frame, in consequence
of habltual and constant pressure of
stays, and the dependence OF artificial
support by them afforded Every girl
who wears stays that dress upon the
muscles, and restrict the free develop
ment of the fibers that form them, re-
lieving them from their natural duties of
supporting the spine, indeed incapacitat-
ing them from so doing, may feel sure
she is preparing herself to be dumpy
woman. A great pity! Failure of
health among women when the vigor of
youth passes away is but too patent,
and but too commonly caused by this
practice. Most women, from long Gus.
tom of wearing these stays, are really
unaware how much they are hampered
and restricted. A girl of 20, intended
by nature to be one Of her finest spec
linens, gravely assures one that her stays
are not tight, being exactly the same
size as those she was first put into, not
perceiving her condemnation in the fact
that she has since grown five inches in
height and two in shoulder-breath. Her
stays are not too tight, because the con-
slant pressure has prevented the devel-
opment of heart and lung space. The
dainty waists of the poets is precisely
that flexible slimness that is destroyed
by stays. The form resulting from them
is not SLIM but piece OF pipe, and as
iufiexible, But while endeavoring to
make clear the outrage upon the prae.
teal good sense and sense of beauty, it
is necessary to understand and admit the
whole state of the case
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-05-26

There are two sides to question. Of
ten tramp is on one side and man
with pocketful Of money on the other.
"We all come in, but we can't stay"
observed the parson, turning over q
fresh sheet; ''what can. we do?" Make
it jack potl" roared the new Bible
class teacher from the back seat.
A Chicago shoe dealer says Mrs. Lang
try wears No. 81. This Is the hardest
blow yet received in this country by the
English beauty Just think of i'll Three
and half, Chicago measurement
Locell Citizen.
Literary Matron-"W does Shakes
peare mean by his frequent use of the
phrase, Go to!' Matter-of- fact Hus-
band-"Well, perhaps he thought it
wouldn't be polite or proper to finish
the sentence. London Punch.
From the French-"Prisoner, why
did you kill your wife?" because life
with her had become unbearable. "
"You should have separated from her. "
II had promised that | would never
desert her while she lived"
"Motheri' cried little girl who stood
looking out of the window of dwelling
ON Fulton avenue, Brooklyn, there 5
father coming down the street leading
two drunken policemen, and he's 50
ashamed he's pulled his hat down over
his eyes"
"Pa, what is an optmist?" "An optim-
list, my boy, is man who can laugh
when his gum overshoe is left sticking
in the mud in the middle of the street"
"And, pa, what, then, is a pessimist:"
"A pessimist! Oh, well, a pessimist is
the other fellow"
The course Of true love" traced by
letters in "a breach of promise suit in
New York ran in this manner: my
darling Benny" "My own darling Ben
ny" MY own dearest darling" my
own darling love-" "My darling Ben.
Friend Ben'-and all was over.