Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-12-31

JUICE WHITE OF the Kansas City
criminal court was late one morning, and on
taking hi soaton the bench he directed the
clork TO enter a fine of $40 against him foi
tardiness.
A BAvARIAN editor urged in his
newspaper that the king did not appear In
public often enough The king has managed
IL so the editor will not appear In public for
i two mot
BLAINE'S son, James g., Jr., has
been expelled from Georgetown college for
drunkenness. lie is seventeen, and has been
twice before expelled from good schools
once from Exeter.
| THE Mormon organ at Salt Lake
states that God struck Congressman Haskell
| with strange, mysterious, incurable dis
case because he was conspicuous in anti
Mormon legislation.
SENATOR HoAR voted to displace
the democratic chaplain with q Republ can
preacher, but he is stll in favor of civil
service reform, No Democrat must stand In
the way OF the reformers.
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UNCLE THURMAN has no ambition
to be a senator again so far MS the honors and
cmoluments are concerned, but he hates to
think of old man Edmunds taking his nlps
in the clonk-room all alone.
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Mrs. FOSTER of Iowa is in WASH
ington for the purpose of persuading con-
gress to egislate against the liquor traffic.
She does not expect to succeed In her efforts
before the first of February.
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THE venerable Senator Eli Sauls-
bury of Delaware was greatly shocked by
giddy Tom Bayard's attentions to the Lang
try. and henceforward there will be an i'm
passaDle gull between the two statesmen.
THE Mormon church now includes
a president, IL ap stiles, S. patriarchs, 1856
sentlnes, 3,l5i high priests, II LOO choirS, 1900
bishops and 400 deacsns. In Arizona there
is "A membership OF 2,2s2, in Idaho twice as
many, and Mormon missionaries are at work
all over Europe and the United States.
Mrs. MCELRoY, the presidents sis
ter, and Miss Susan Il. Anthony were seen
walking together in Washington the other
day. The newspaper correspondents have |
not explained the meaning of this public |
tAillpiilph w, uub ~ lllcSNLitN
president is about tocommit mstrimony.
So s.
IT Is promised that the ice palace to |
he built in Montreal for the carnival this
winter shall lie larger and lotier than that
built last season, but some of the Canadians
are protesting against the whole business,
saying that II Will tend to represent Canada
to possible European immigrants rs Il fear
fully frozen region.
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AN inquirer asked what he should
do with horse that wa3 troubled with peri
odical dizziness, and the editor answered in
these words: "Our advice, based on the
perusal of the valuable book, Every Man
His own Horse-Doctor,' would be to take the
horse some day when he is not dizzy and sell
him 10 a stranger
EIGHT hundred dollars in green
backs were found tucked away In the corner !
OF sleigh owned by firm IN Portland Me-.
when II was brought ont for use after the
late fall of snow. The money is supposed to
belong to tramp who slept IN the stable for
a while, and was sent to Jail for three months
for vagrancy.
A grandchld of General Turner of
Memphis, Tenn, was pronounced dead the
other day, aud was about 10 be buried, when
some o e suggested that II should be bathed
ana slapped on the back. This caused 1t to
breathe through its lungs something II had
never done beforehand at last accounts 1t
was alive and doing well.
THE San Francisco sand-lot. which
never possessed any grace, has now fallen ut
t..v1NF Il, oil. t..
casionally heard there I e voices of dema.
sogues, who possessed some degree OF Nigor
md originality at least. but now even the
regular attendants At the Sunday meetings
sheer openly at Il e monntebanlss who spout
curses and obscenity unrelieved by single
ray OF intelligence.
THERE are one or two nice points TO
settle In connection with the recent burning
pf barn in Marlborough, y. n. The fire
was discovered nj ll.Jh a. m. At noon an in.
>nrance policy in one company expired and
one IN another took effect. Query: How
much of the destruction was accomplished
before II O'Clock for which the first company
IS responsible? Also, win the new standard
lme tihe fire originating at 1911 old tiuei af
ect the legal point involved.
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SOME very curiously wOrdcd adver-
isements must creep into the newspapers
low and then. Here, for instance, are three
examples of composition which an ,
Snglisn traveller says he read In one issue of
/ London paper "Lost--A camera brooch
representing Venus and Adonis whilst walk
ng in Sandy Mount, on Sunday last"
'Wantei- IA nurse for an infant between
twenty-five ~ thirty, n member of the Church
# England ~ without followers Mrs. and
Mss May have left-oh clothing of every I
description. An inspection is invited
AT Schenectady, n. Y, juvenile 9
ushed into the presence OF his parents ana j
leefully exclaimed Were going To have