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ADJUSTMENTS
National THnATRn. ANDERSON
1883. "a Happy New Year to ALL" 1888
Engas ement Of Americas Youngest and Greatest
Tragedienne,
MISS MARY ANDERSON,
Supported by Mr.. ]: p, stualey Nj. r, L: Down
To-NIGHT-INGoMAR.
Tuesday Evening--Loye.
Wednesday Evening-The Daughter of Roland.
ThEEsd9y F1ITaS EysnnShe odS aSGfheSc6 nc SS6
Saturday Matinee-Pygmalion and Galatea.
Monday, January s-LoTrA.
FoRD'e. Humpty Dumpty is Here.
AHAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
A Long Needed Change.
New Scenery New Dresses New Tricks in the
New Legendary Funny French Work.
GEORGE H. ADAMS,
1.-THE CLOWN"
As Humpty DumgGig; gnggndrfsS P3sT nv BOY OF PARIS
GEORGE II. ADAMS
OWN NEW PANrodIME COMPANY,
MIR. ADAM FoREPAuGH.
An Entertainment for Ladies and Children.
Ladies' Matinee on Wednesday.
January SMILE. RHEA.
Repertoire-Juliet, Beatrice, Adrieune, Camille
and Hester Grazebrook.
NEW DIME MUSEUM.
IN PENNA. AVE, NEAR IITI ST;
Colossal Congregation 81 NSoVei'y ior New years
All New. All Wonderful.
PROFESSOR HARDING
And HIS Illuminated Panorama.
Moving Figures, Napoleon Crossing the AlDs.
Cathedral at Rome.
charge OF admission, and calculated TO please the
intelligent classes OF society,
THE EDUCATED RUSSIAN BEARS.
THE Gypsy FORTUNE-TEI.LER
And all Living Curositles and Grand Performan-
ADM1ssIoNlo cESSNsirs-Day and Night
YIHB ROLLER SKATING RINK,
N. Y. AVE. BET. 18TH AND 18TH SITS.
Assemblies Monday, Wednesday and Friday
MusIc by Weber's orchesira.
TUESDAY NiST,T, JANUARY p
First Game of the Season. The ordinary coupon
tickets viii be accepted upon this extra occasion:
class now form. lg for beginners only, to COM
Special arrangements can be made Gorindyidual
instruction.
NEW THEATRE ooMIeUn.
| JANUARY /, 1883,
\ HAPPY NEW YEAR.
AN UNUSUAL ARRAY OF TALENTED
BEAUTIES
MONTAGUE'S
FEMALE MASTApON
MINSTRELS,
In the highly sensational burlesque
HAPPY MAN,
Introducing the famous
NAc-NAo DANCERS AND BALLET.
REGULAR AiATINEEs
TUESDAY, THURSDAY AND FRIDAY.
| COLONEL ROGERS AND PROFESSOR AN
| MENTAL CONCERTS
every evening In the Studio at DRIVERS, 1913
| Pennsylyanla ave, All are Invited. dl1
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Northeast Corner 10th st. and Pa. ave-, intersec.
| ton OF Avenue, 10th aud IL SITS,
| Select class--NIonday and Thursday. Regular
class-Tuesday aud Friday, sOiree-Wedne5day.
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attic gems of classic music for eutertaiuments
| weddlngs and receptions speciality; latest music
| published furnlBhed on all occasiona Resdence
ll20 7th ST. e..or by telephone ~ my ofice, cor.
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All orders promptly attendedto di-3m
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when desired Very respectfully,
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esa DIR. g. B. MuNoAsTER.
&419 DENTIST.
923 L STREET N. W..

sSs SICKLE BROS, Q3 AND Is), HEAD
ED quarters for Holiday Goods. A Fine
Line Of Meersohaum Pipes; also. OF French @ Bsiar
smokers' articles. c. Ars put up 25 IN box from
t5 cts, up to s5. S. SICKLE, l0ll Pa. ave-, oppo.
Haryey'g,
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EIEST'SEASS MUSIC
furnished by VIM. +. .WEBER's Orchestra. oper-
attic gems of classic music for eutertanments
weddings and receptions speciality; latest music
published furnished ON all occasions. Residence,
ll20 7th 81. 8. e'or by telephone n, my ofre cor.
10Th st. and Va. ave. s. e., or by mall or telegraph
All orders promptly attendedto. dl-Sm
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vN.=ts. .MADAMBJosEPHINH LOGAN, VOCAL.
1dC Teacher Ladies' aud gentlemen prepared
for the operatlc stage, at No. 1902 l. st. N. w.
OciOBm
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v.c;--sE ISM, OYSTER AND WHISKY BOT
Essy lie paper boxes at low prices. Louis
east ot pa ave- dl2-2WA
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GIVEN AWAY.

China, CTockery and glassware to purchasers
Tea and Coffee. ENTERPRISE TEA CO., Red
Front, cor. Al and Penn. ave. east. Best Old Gov
ment Java, &c. pound.
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HATS AND GENT's FURNISHINGS,
GUNsI GUNSN GUNSIII

The Reinforced -Breech " Diana" Gun A vast
Improvement. Absolutely sale. Winner in all
trials Alss many other n axes st various prices.
guarantee Of satisfaction. WM. WAGNER, Gun
Iill, oc2
, 1883-06-02
o. r. & N co.

PASSENGER TRAIN leave Walla Wals
L for all points west at $50 A. Il ever,
except Sunday.
DASSENGER trains leave aIlina, oppo
1 site Portland, 81 100 A. Y. d@iiy te1cetr
sunoay) arriving at " ala v ala II a:S5 P. y
, 1883-06-02
". W. a r. HElsii..
PAssENGER FAXES

Trains viii leave Wall Wa!, 4 .;;y - 10 A.
for Milton and Blue Mountain .aI-rirn
, 1883-06-02
Cheap Literature

IL is well.recognized social fact thar
tie cheap literature Of the day has cor
ruptng tendancy upon the minds Of the
young. The low price Of these poisonous
publications places them within the reach
Of boys and girls everywhere, and as the
production Of them is profitable, there is
An active competition III If. Ii is only
within the last few years that the young
have been exposed 10 this corrupting in
fiuence Fortunately the cost Of publish
ing books placed the price beyond the
pennies and nickles that children could
scrnpe together, and ordinarily boy OF
girl only obtained book through pur-
chase by the parents. Now, unfortunate
ly, /, Is the very worst class Of literature
that is so cheapened as TO fall readily in-
10 the hands of the young Publishers
pander 70 the morbid taste because II
Jays, and the writer who can paint crime
In the most alluring colnrs commands the
highest price. Juvenile imits,ors of the
James brothers have been detected with
pistols, purchased with stolen maney in
several instances. They had read dine
novels, which pictured the robber and
assassin as hero. Two youths Lot oul
of their teens, in Arkansas, lately carried
their admiration Of the james brothers
10 actual performance, and undertook To-
rob a railway tram. Now. as inmates Of
the peni,en,iary, they confess TIA; 1t Was
vicious literature which instllIed crimi:. al
ideas into their minds. But the other
day a young man, he was no, twenty-cne
years of age, WAS hanged IN New York for
murd.r When he shot his inotfensive
vicum down he eNulungly SAID, Nov
I've knocked ont my man, ana I'm a
tough" He MAS ambitious TO be known
rs noted criminal, and il took him 10 III
galloWs IL behnoves snciety- therefore,
to correct this evil by prevention rather
than by punishment, If ths, can be done,
Itsa ditiicul, problem, bu, 1t Is one that
demands CONSIDERATION
, 1883-06-02

Between Walla Waila and : II Francisco
ist class. Ssh; I'd class, S24.
Between Gslla Walla and Por.l2nd SlI o.
The Dales o.
, 1883-06-02
GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

Is . never-faJins cure
for Nervous l.ehility,
Elk haus.ed ! Vitality,
Sc minal Weakness,
Sper'lstorrhaea, Lost
Mar Hood. Iupo.en
cy, Paralysis, Prosta-
torrhea, and ali the
terrible effects Of
Self-Abuse, youthful
follies, and excesses
in Inaturer wears -
, 1883-06-02

Cures Chancres, hrst and s.~ond degrees
Sores on the Legs and Body; Syphiliti
CatArrh, diseased Scalp, and all primary form
Of the disease Pree. s. per bottle.
IL RIcHAU's GOLDEN BALsAN Nc. =
Cures Tertiary. Mercuriai, Syphilitic Rheu-
raa;iSrn Pans IN the Bones, liberated Throat,
Syl,hilitic Rash. Lumrs, etc, and ersdicate-
al diseases from the system, whether caused
.,y ias.i tr, ataeni Sr abuse Il mercury leaving
the blo.d pure and healthy. Price. 8 per
bottle
LIZ RIcHAUs COLLIN SPANISH AsFIDoTE
For the cure OF GOnorrh0s, Gle5t, etc. Price,
81 30 per bottle.
LIE gIcHAUs GOLngS SPANISH INJECTION
/ ua-h fer cure III G!eet, Structure, Diseases
Of the Trrthr;i and Bladder, etc Price, 81 50
per bottle.
LIZ RICHRUs GOLDEN OINTMENT
For tie eif,ctiv- healing # Syphilitic Sores
and rruptions. Price, 81 per b,ti!e.
Also agents for lie kiehsu's Golden Pills.
for weakness, loss of physical powers, and all
diseases arising from abuse and excess or over
work Price. s. per box
Sent everywhere, c. D. d., securely packed,
per express
q. = RICHARDS 4 10. Agents,
80! and 42y Sansome street. SAn Francisco,
California sly
, 1883-06-02

.ncb a. Loss of Memory, l.assituie, Nocturnal
Emissions, Aversion 10 society, Dimness Of
Vision. Noises in the head the vital fluid
passing unobserre,i in the Urine. and many
other diseases that lead 10 insanity and death.
DR.. Nmtie will agree II forfeit Five Hun
dred Dollars for u case of this kind the Vital
Restorative tun2er his special aivice and treat
m-ntl will MT cure, or for anything impure or
iniurious found in it. Or. Mintie treats al
Private Diseases successfully without mercury.
Consultation Free. Thorough examination
and advice, including analysis of urine, 81 "a
Priu. oi Vital Restorative. IS W bottle, oi
four times the quantity, $40 90; sent 10 any
aidres. upnu receipt of price, or G. o. D., Sc
cur- from observation, and in private name II
desired. By A. T. MINTlE NJ d..
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
Sent ON application y letter, stating syinp
toms. sex and ase. Communications strictly
C. nhirntial.
II Kearrey Street, San Francisco, Cal.
Dr.. Minties kidney Remedy, Nephreticum.
cures all lintis OF Kidney and Bladder COM
piaints, Gonorrhua, elect, LeucorhGa- For
sale byall druggists, 81 "a a bottle, six bottles
for 81 10.
DIR. Miatie's Da;,d-lion Pills, are the best
and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in
market. For sale by all druggists. Hodge,
Davis d, Co, Portland, wholesale AGENTS Ally
Ali orders for medicine C. o. d. must be
accompanied with 81, qua ranre Of good
faith, which uill ps deductsdiwhen the pack
age is shipped
, 1883-06-02
Change In the kaie> sf Postage.

Ga and after October !. 1883, letter pos-
tage vii lie bu; two Gems on each hat
ounce or fractional part ;hsreot, between al
points In the United States. The rate Nil
then be the same on drop letters and all
others. No changes have been made IN
rates Gu oti er classes Of matter
, 1883-06-02

PASSENGERS for AinssOI-n, Aea-y aHG
Spokane Falls change cars az WaIlqla juno
Son.
, 1883-06-02

ON and after April lst, lSSs, ocycu s.eal.
" -rs viii sail from San Fra,.ci>cu -. P,,-t
land every three days, leaving =, lt:,s
wharf, San FRANCHISE, ii lVNG a. NJ. . - Sin,
worth deck, Portland, At miini. h,
, 1883-06-02
MILL CREEK
fIums and bian ilciuring &c.
RAILWAY Freight aTin.

On freight shipped in i,es qra:t!;y tLaa ca.-
load lots, and In excess Of 80 puuIGs, 10 cents
per 100 pounds
tn freight weighing 30 bounds, or lees, -
cents.
The company will receive freight iron. avail
able intermediate points b tween st.4ti'Ls, !,y
special agreement only, 1T agreed "n rates.
On application rates Will ne gwen all i-rt.vs
1esirous of shipping wood Iail>. prsts. etc.
from any point on the tiumr to uuiiry.
For forwarding a.d trnnsierrin, freight -
0. K. & n. Co. cars. at u ALA VI. .,iia, =
cents per tpn.
All freight in car-ioads not pro;nftly 3 ken
charge Of, and freight remaining UU pattern
after & o'clock =. NJ. on the day at i,ii-eiy,
will be stored at owners eXpsnse and risk.
Vi. c. MOORE. President.
f. +. BAKER Secretary ~ w.:n,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
Making Indian Tobacco.

Another cake of tobacco readily
enlisted a red man to show me how
to prepare Indian tobacco. We
went together down to the stream
and cut hand full or two of red will
low twigs, while the boy who was
with us picking a handful of sumac
leaves, and another Of wire grass.
Thus provided we returned to the
lodge, and the ashes of a cedar char
coal fire being famed into a red
heat with my hat, by the way which
one of the Indians unceremoniously
took off my head for the purpose),
the process commenced. The outer
red bark of the willow twigs was
first of all peeled off and thrown
aside-It is generally supposed that
the Indians smoke this bark, but
this is a mistake-and then the un-
der yellow bark was peeled upward
in strips, but left attached to the
twig at one emo. As each twing was
peeled it was stuck into the ground
at the edge of the fire (sloping slig ht-
ly over the embers), and the strips
Of yellow underbark hanging down
gradually curled up with the heat,
crinkling themselves into kind OF
rosette round the top of the twig.
When they had shrivelled up as
tightly as they could do the twig was
pulled up, and the crisp bark crum-
bled off between the bands on to a
clean spot prepared for it ION the
hearth" The result was the kin
nikinic" of travellers, a pale yellow
pile of stuff resembling "granulated" "
tobacco. Meanwhile the wiregrass
had been roughly plated into lit
tie mat about the size of the palms
of the two hands, and on this a layer
of suraac leaves has been spread out.
As soon as the latter began to wrin-
kle up with the heat they were turn
ed over, and eventually, when they
had ceased forming into blisters, and
when, therefore, the moisture was
all dried out, they were taken off
and powdered between the hands,
and the result mixed with the kin
+"
| was now informed that the to-
bacco was ready; so, having clenned
my pipe as thoroughly as possible,
and fastened my cigarette holder
over the mouth-piece, | filled Puk- |
wana up to the muzzle with the
Indian mixture and smoked IT.
What was it like? Well, it was very |
ike willow bark and sumac leaves,
but not bit like tobacco. IL was
neither narcotic nor stimulant, but
rather pleasant, mild and aromatic
10 the taste, giving out a profuse
smoke of acrid smell.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
----77777
Luther as a Preacher.

In the October Century Professor
George P. Fisher, of Yale, says {:
For moving eloquence in the pulpit,
no one excelled Luther. He not
only knew how to preach. but he
could tell the secret to others. One
defect, he observes, may eclipse nu-
merous gifts in preacher. DR..
Justus Jonas has all the good vir-
tues and qualities a man may have /;
yet merely because he huns and
spits, the people cannot bear that
good and honest man. Let a
preacher stick to his text, and not
ramble; A preacher that will speak
everything that comes in his mind
is like maid that goes to market,
and, meeting another maid, makes
a stand, and they hold a goose mar
ket.' He despised the hunger for
applause Ambition is the rankest
poison to the church, when it pos
sesses preachers Cursed are all
preachers that in the church aim at
high and loud things, and, neglect
ing the saving health of the poor,
unlearned people, seek their own
honor and praise, and Herewith to
please one or two ambitious persons,
When | preach, | sink myself deep
down. I'egard neither doctors nor
magistrates, of whom are here in
this church above forty but | have
an eve to the multitude of young
people, children, and servants, of
whom are more than two thousand.
| preach to these, directing myself
to them that have need thereof.
viii not the rest hear me? The
door stands open unto them they
may begone.' An upright, godly,
and true preacher should direct his
preaching to the poor, simple sort of
people, like a mother that stills her
child, dandles and plays with it,
etc. When thev come to me. to
Melancthon, to DR.. Pommer, etc,
let them show their cunning, how
learned they be; they shall be well
put to their trumps. But to sprinkle
out Hebrew, Greek, and Latin in
their public sermons savors merely
of show etc.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
Digging Potatoes.

Potatoes are often greatly injured
for table use by needless exposure
in digging 1t should be kept in
mind that a potato is an under
ground stem. 1t has the bark skim
of other stems, but in a modified
state. When a potato grows so near
to the surface that part of it is ex-
posed to the light, that portion as
sumes the green color and general
character of the ordinary stems. L.
is well known that the stems or vines
of the potato contain ii narcotic prin-
ciple, which is poisonous and has
unfortunately n most unpleasant
taste. When tuber is exposed long
enough alter digging it becomes
green, and with an unpleasant fla
vor that units it for food. Even be-
fore the green is manifest, potatoes
often develop this flavor, which we
have heard described as cut throat
When potatoes are dug, they should
be allowed to dry little before they
are stored for the winter. To ac-
complish this they do not need direct
sunshine. They should be thrown
out in shallow heaps and slightly
covered with vines and weeds. These
will keep off the sun but will Eot
prevent the air from reaching and
drying their surfaces. Those who
buy potatoes at city stores and
markets, often find them with a very
bad flavar. due to exposure to the
light. 1t is best to dig the potatoes
in dry weather, and whether they
are to be pitted or stored in cellar,
keep them SCREENED from sunlight as
much as possible. e.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
Planting Trees.

Deep planting is one error-to
plant tree rather shallower than it
formerly stood is really the right
way, whilst many plant tree as
they would a post. Roots are oftwo
kinds-the youg and tender rootlets,
composed entirely of cells, the feed
ers of the trees, always found near
the surface getting air and moisture !;
and roots of over one year old, which
serve only as supporters of the tree
and conductors of its food. Hence
the injury that ensues when the del
icate rootlets are so deeply buried III
the earth. Placing green or fresh
manure in contact with the young
roots is another great error. The
place to put manure is on the sur
face, where the elements disintegrate,
dissolve and carry it downward.
Numerous forms of fungi are gener-
ated and reproduced by the applica-
ton of such manures directly to the
roots and they Immediately attack
the tree. 1t is very well to enrich
the soil at transplanting the tree,
but the manure, if to be in contact
with or very near the roots, should
be thoroughly decompOsed.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
How Lumbermen Haul Logs.

| have hauled thousands of trees
and know that they draw easier by
the top than by the butt. This
statement may not look right i'll
theory, but such is the fact. To
prove it let anyone hitch to the butt
OF large tree taat the team can
draw without difficulty and after
going short distance change to the
top end and notice how much more
easily the team will walk away with
1T 1t is sometimes difficult TO get
at the top in which case we hitch To
the butt draw it into a more favor
able position and then change to
the other end. | have done this
thousands of times and have often
seen others do the same thing.
When pus on a bobsled the stick
is always loaded butt end foremost.
If we were 20 draw tree with the
limbs on or one improperly trimmed
we would tie obliged to hitch to the
butt. The same is true if the tree
is 50 small at the top that the chain
will not stay on the end. In most
cases it Is probably Il fact that q
horse pulls better when close to
his work, hui hauling timber IS an
exception and experienced lumber
men in nineteen cases out Of twenty
hitch to the small end of tree, log,
or stick of timber, when it is drawn
upon the ground.-NeisGp Ritter
County, " T.a.....
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
Love m the Depot.

A woman arrived here the Other
forenoon from the east with seven
children in tow, and at almost the
same hour a man reached the same
depot from the north with five off.
springs of various ages and sizes.
She was a widow and he was a wild.
over, and the children had not been
whipped more than once around
before there was a mutual sympathy
that begot admiration and then
| friendship.
One of the widows boys offered
one of the widows girls bite of his
fried cake, which was accepted in the
spirit rendered, and a ten year old
girl belonging to the man made up
with the two year old belonging to
the woman and soon secured the
privilege of wiping its nose and
combing its hair. Presently the wild
over made bold to inquire of the
widow:
Madam, am | wrong in believing
that you are a widow?
i have been a widow fourteen
months to-day
Great Scots but its just fourteen
months to day since my Hammer
died Which way be you going,
madam
10 Illanoy.
That's just where | am going, too.
Did you promise your husband ney-
er to marry again p
No
And | didn't promise nv wife,
either. Fact is, | believe | shall
unite as soon as | find some good
woman
And my children need a fathers
care, she sighed, as she pulled John
Henry off the window sill and put
him on a seat.
The man got up and walked about
the waiting room and took a closer
look at the children. Then return
ing said:
4 suppose you've got few hun
dred dollars, belong to some church,
can wash and bake and mend, and
are of a very mild and forgiving dis
position?'
Yes, that's me-
We'll, I'm kinder religious, even
and am worth about two
thousand dollars. I'm sort o. struck
on you. There's something about
your eyes that reminds me of Han
ner.'
And you look like Alonzo around
the month
Then he bent over and whispered
about Chicago and get
ting married, and she nodded her
head.
He gathered his children under
his wing, took them into the corner,
and solemnly and impressively ob-
served:
Children, I'm going to get mar
RED to that woman over there and
SiNC YOU d iIcN uiOti1Cf II MI VI
you is going to kick and booboo
about it, begin now, so that | can
tune We down before the train goes |
Henry, you are the oldest. Are you
going to declare that you'll run away |
Or commit suicide? Let me know |
right now, for this is a good cool |
place to prance We around with
shingle'
Henry said he guessed it would |
De all right, and the rest of the
crowd seemed to agree, and ten min
ltes later the widower and widow
sat holding hands and trying to eat
peanuts, and the twelve children
we're biting and pulling hair and
kicking to see who should have a
'eat on the steam heater.
This is kinder the work of Heav.
IN = chuckled the widower as he
1itched little nearer.
You bet, lover she replied, as
he shucked another peanut with
Ter teeth.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1883-10-10
Marrying In Jest.

A Miss Flora Hastings an estima-
lie Young lady OF San Francisco, sew
enteen years Of age was induced by
her male companion a youn man of
eighteen named Kelly to go through
marriage ceremony with him Just
Tor iun. 1t was pleasant October
afternoon they were waiting at u
railroad depot for train and as
they had plenty of time on their
hands no doubt the mock marriage
ceremony proved a very agreeable
dlversement to themselves and their
friends.
The young lady thought no more
of the jest until nearly year later
when to her surpise and consterna-
tion her mock husband of the pre-
ceding Autumn claimed her as his
lawful wife on the strength of the
ceremony which she had consented
to take part in 'just for fun" She
applied to a New York court for
decree setting aside the mock mar
riage but being so little convinced
OF It's binding character she while
her suit was still peLding was mar
ried in orthodox fashion to General
Kepes of San Francisco. The latter
learning after a while of the former
mock marriage and the New York
divorce proceedings has himself
ap piled Tor divorce ON the ground
that his wife has another husband
living and that in fact when ne
thought he was marrying Miss
he was really marrying
Mrs. Kelly.
Yeung people who amuse them
selves with mock marriages exhibit
about as little good sense as that
Other class of humorists who find
in aiming pistols at
heir friends which they do not
know are loaded. A marriage cere-
mony may be very simple thing
)ut 1t is usually loaded and should
never be trihed with.