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A CANINE CRITIC.

In the year 1889 phenomenon appeared
in the musicai world which attracted con-
siderable attention in Germany. A gentle
man who was we'll known as an enthusiast
tic musical amateur of Darmstadt, in the
Grand Duchy of Hesse, had female span
iel called Poodle. By striking the animal
whenever music was played, and false
note struck, she was made to howl. At
last the threat of the appraised stick was
equally effective, presently mere glance
of the masters eye produced the same
howl, and at last the false note itself. A
German paper of the period says: 81 At the
present time there is not concert or an
opera at Darmstadt to which Frederick S.
and his wonderful dog are not invited, or,
at least, the dog. The voice of the prims
donna, the instruments of the band, whether
violin, clarionet, hautbois or bugle-all of
them must execute their parts in perfect
harmony, otherwise Poodle looks at it's
master, erects its ears, shows its grinders
and bowls outright. Old or new pieces,
known or unknown to the dog, produce
the same effect" 1t must not be supposed
that the discrimination of the creature was
confined to the mere execution of musical
compositions. Whatever may have been
the case at the outset OF its musical career,
towards its close vicious meditation or a
false relation OF parts produced the same
result Sometimes to tease the dog, J"
says our German authority, "Mr. S. and
his friends take pleasure in annoying the
canine critic, by emitting all sorts of dis
cordant sounds from instrument and voice.
On such occasions the creature loses all
self-command, its eyes shoot forth fiery
flashes, and long and frightful bowls re-
spond to the inharmonious concert of the
mischievous bipeds. But the latter must
be careful not to go too far, because when
the dogs patience Is much tried it becomes
savage, and endeavors to bite both its per-
secutors and their instruments. II London
Society,"
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The DUDE BEFORE tbs LIME KILN CLUB

The Rev. Penstock secured the floor to
announce that several members of the club
had referred to him as a dude-a saddle
colored dude. He had at first intended to
resign, but after due consideration had con-
cluded to bring the matter before the meet.
ing, and ask if one of the oldest members
of the Lime Kiln Club could be insulted
in this manner. Was he dude? Was
there the least foundation for such a fling
at his character For the last three months
he had been wearing vest and pair OF
pantaloons made of an army blanket.
Would dude do that ? He was barefooted
in his boots for the want of socks. He
wore paper collars, and two of them lasted
him whole week. He had a stiff knee,
was toop-shouldered, and he could no
more strike an attitude than an Egyptian
mummy could yell "hello :" through the
telephone.
"Will you name de pusson what has
called you dude % asked the President.
I'D rather not, sab. doan' want
to exoose any pertickler member"
"Gem' len" said Brother Gardener as
he looked around him, "de mex time dat
any member of dis club calls Brudder Pen
StOCh d uuut Will NC w uIdp
WHAT mex Secretary ?"
The Librarian reported that he had pur-
chased copy of paradise Lost" ont of
his own funds, and expected the club to re-
imburse him. Trustee Pullback inquired
what Paradise Lost" had to do with Pa
radise Hall, and the motion to reimburse
was laid on the table.
The Keeper of the Sacred Relics re-
ported the receipt of chain used in Egypt
six hundred years ago to confine slaves, and
likewise a lamp supposed to be three thou
sand years old.
Pickles Smith said he had understood
that Professor Rollinghouse Clayton, of
Opelika, Ala; had offered to deliver a
lecture on the relation of philosophy to
poverty before the club for the sum of 81,
and he would like to inquire if the offer
had been accepted. If not, why not
"Brudder Smith, " replied the President,
"S7 fur lectur' locks mighty cheap, but
has decided not to expend de money dat
way. One of de relashuns OF philosophy
to poverty am dat pusson who fools away
his money can't have it to buy meat and
Eaters. - Detroit Free Press.
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GUARD TIE AVENUES PoR HEALTH

In an article in the Rural Californian
Edward Berwick says: The divers classes
of "scopes" are enlarging the world's nor.
lion. More powerful telescopes letting us
into the mysteries of heavenly shapes and
distances. Better made spectroscopes re-
vealing to us the substance of those dis
tant shapes. Myriad multiplying micro
scopes showing the wondrous secrets of our
own small globe. remember nearly twenty
years ago Sir John Lubbock, that careful
student of insect life, telling me that the
blood of single bee contained 5000 pa
rasites. Now, humanity is somewhat
abashed by the information that the mos
quito is their natural ally. That in pune
turing their skin he is doing them kind
ness. He is doing as does the Northern
traveller, who. breaking a hole in the ice,
let's down bis baited line to take fish
from the subjscent water. No human
blood is the mosquitoes food /; but, through
the punctured skin, he sends down his fish,
ing tackle to capture his right prey-the
fLdrid sanguinis hon,inis, of which there are
some II, 600, 600 living specimens in the
blood of an average human being. The
more science advances the more is made
evident the important part that minute
parasites and their more minute germs
play in creation. The more cautious it be.
hooves US to be that no germs of deadly
character are waited by our negligence to
scatter damage and death among our neigh
bors. Diphtheris, typhoid fever aud other
allied zymotic diseases. are spread by nox.
ious dust germs of this nature. One main
breeding place of such deadly germs is the
old-fsshioned cesspool, 3 standing reproach,
disgrace, and death.dealer among humsni-
ty. Ignorant laziness alone tolerates, but
in nowise excuses it. Man, even ignorant
aud lazy, has no right to poison his fell
lows. Farmers are especially guilty in
these matters l rode one night in keen
bracing wind along valley, inhaling with
delight the sweet country air suddenly
my nostrils became aware that the breath
of heaven was sinking. The stencil
passes from positive, comparative to su.
perlative as 1 near large dairy. The
dairy passed, clean air once more revives
my blood and spirits. A few miles more
the experience is repeated. And these,
think I, are the diaries where fancy butter
il made, and we ara told that cream so
readily absorbs odors. The odor of or
dure must, then, abound in fancy butter.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
DROPS OF WATER.

Mr. JOSEPH G. PIcKsELL, No. 6s2 Main street,
Cambridgeport, Mass, writes, April 81, 1883: 81
have been terribly afflicted for number OF years
with gravel and kidney disease. Ny urine contained
brick-dust deposits, and at times could not pass
my water except in drops and with great pain, and
lave had to get up as many fifteen times during
the night. tried several physicians They did
me no good but friend Of mine. who had used
Hunts Remedy, told me to get bottle and try it.
He had been cured Of severe similar to mine,
and that others had used Hunts Remedy in Cam
bridge and pronounced it a medicine Of real merit.
After being repeatedly urged l purchased bottle,
and before had used all Of it l passed stone as
large as pea, followed by smaller ones. have
used in all ten bottles and it has completely cured
me. Ny kidneys are in excellent condition, and for
one OF my age (6s sixty-eight years, truly say
feel like young man with strength and vitality.
Nv family use the Remedy, and would not be with
out it. and never fail to recommend it to our friends
and neighbors in Cambridge and Boston. You are at
liberty 10 my name in praise of the best kidney
and liver medicine, Hunts Remedy"
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kept apace with agriculture in the march
OF progress, and the advance of her indus.
tries are wholly unrivaled by any State or
country in 80 short time.
The construction OF this building is a
thing which should have been done by the
Legislature; which will bring honor to the
men who supported the measure authoriz-
ing it, and which viii cast lasting honor
upon the members of the State Agricult-
ural Society.
The building, as | have said before, will
stand as a monument to the industries of
this State; a monument OF honor to It's
people forever and forever And in the
years that are to come we will see the
progress OF California; we will see it as we
come into this bnilding; we will see the
State growing as it has never grown before.
Without OBTAINING you longer on this
hot day, where the sun is beating down
upon your heads, and the north
wind is blowing you hither and
thither, | want to say to you, fell
low citizsns, in reference to California
the place of my patriotism, the home in
which my family and my children shall be
reared, the place of your homes-that her
destiny is Immortality as a government Of
law and order; that she will ever maintain
as well the rights of the poor as the rights
of the rich will ever look to the interest
OF the laboring classes, the men whose
rights OF property, though smaller in de-
gree to them, are equal to those Of the
richer classes. She will maintain their
rights; will maintain the rights of the
sgriculturists, maintain the rights of the
mechanics. the farmers, the lawyers, and
all-extending equality to all her people
the entire extent of her domain, she will
maintain enterprises OF this nature, erected
for the exhibition of your talent, your
genius, your products. California has just
begun new era of prosperity. The star
of her destiny is ascending toward the
zenith OF a perfect government; the destiny
of her people is prosperity and happiness {;
happy homes, in which the sunlight of
equality, liberty and happiness shall glad
den the hearthstones of the most humble.
Fellow. citizens, thank you for your at
tention
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Ibid woNDEss FOR Me-"

The above words are from Mr.. LEWIS KEN, No. Q
Highland avenue, Maiden Mass, April IS, 1888. He
says; 81 have been troubled for years with kidney
and liver complaint followed by gravel, with severe
pains in my back and groins had great trouble
in passing water, it being scanty, and accompanied
terrible burning, the vessel bsing coated with
brck-dust deposit. l was recommended to use
Hunts Remedy by friend who had been COM
pletely cured OF similar trouble. purchased a
bottle at the druggists, and commenced to improve
at once. l have used but two bottles, and IT has
done wonders for more kidney trouble, no
more pain. 1t has given me new life, and l would
not be without Hunts Remedy at any price. 1t is
all that it is recommended to be. and cheerfully
give this testimony for the benefit OF the many SUI
ferers from kidney disease and gravel.
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The surprising success Of Mrs. Lydia f.
Pinkham's Compound for the several diseases
peculiar to women forcibly illustrates the i'm
portance Of her beneficent discovery and the
fact that she knows how to make this most Of
it--TDr. HASKELL
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FRESH air. exercise, good food and DIR.
Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pills will,
when used together, cure any case of nervous
ness, sick headache or indigestion. They
strengthen the nervous system. Five thou
sand physicians prescribe them.
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-" They who cry loudest are not always
the most hurt" Kidney-Wort does its work
like the Good Samaritan, quickly. unostenta-
tiouslv, but with great thoroughness. A New
Hampshire lady writes "Mother has been
afflicted for years with kidney diseases. Last
spring she was very i'll, and had an alarming
pain and numbness 10 one side. Kidney. Wort
proved great blessing, and has completely
cured her.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-06-08

MOTHERS Don't KSow.-How many chi.
dren are punished for being uncouth, willful
and indiff 5rent TO instructions or re gsrds,
simply because they are out Of health An
intelligent lady said OF child Of this kind ::
Mothers should know that if they would
give the little ones moderate doses Of Hop
Bitters for two or three weeks, the children
would be all parent could desire"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-06-08

MIND AND BoDT alike suffer from the eff
fecss OF torpid liver, which results in dys-
pepsia. sex headache. bilious feyers. ETC By
3 gentle method DR.. Woo6's Liver Regulator
keeps the liver active. clesnses and strength
ens the entire system. Druggists.
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TRr Ayers Cathartic Pills They are
mild and pleasant in action, but thorough and
striking In effect.
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MENTAL depression, weskness of the nius-
calar system, general i'll health. benefited BY
using Browns Iron Bitters.
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Browns IRON BITTERs
does not contain whiskey
or alcohol, and will not
blacken the teeth, or cause
headache and constipation
1t will cure dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, heartburn, sleep
lessness, dizziness, nervous
debility. weakness, &c.
Use only Browns Iron Bitsers made BY
Brown Chemical Co, Baltimore. Crossed
red lines and trademark on wrapper.
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STIsGIsG irritation, Inflammation, a.
kidney and urinary complaints, cured by
g 3uchu-paiba-" 81.
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HoRsroRD's ACID PHOSPHATE drank with
soda water Ia delicious. All druggists have
it. Il is refreshing and cooling. Try &c often.
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THAT faint of scrofula in your blood can
u wholly ersdicassd By Ayers Sarsaparilla.
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WANTED

A COOK FOR A sAwMILL, $50 TO $50, FARE
a paid q steward for the country, $35 Is men
10 hay 81 so general blacksmiths, s. per day s
mukers SIC a cheeseyuaker, so men for orchards
So also WATERS $50 men TO pick fruit SIC >
carpenters, s. per day. Femae-Ten women for
housework, city and country, Sl5 to SIS girls TO
wait, $50 also girls for various other work
Apply 70 HOUSTON s cos employment Office,
Fourth and streets. Sacramento city auls-1ph
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STOLEN.

GtTOLEN FROM THR HALF. wAYN
y House. on the Piscerve rsad, on IN
saturday, June %. a small Roam PACING S-IA-
Pony, branded - L. NJ on the shoulder, was
hitched 70 a Petduma cart, painted straw and
wine color has q lock box under the seat A liberal
reward will be paid for any information. Address
j. F. BUTLER, Folsom, Cal ie6-lw'
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7c Dearborn Ave, Chicago, Nov. 7.
have been a great sufferer from
averyweak stomach, heartburn, and
dyspepsia in its worst form. Nearly
everything | ate gave me distress,
and l could eat but little. | have
tried everything recommended, have
taken the prescriptions of dozen
physicians, but got no relief until |
took Browns Iron Bitters. ! feel
none of the old troubles, and am a
new man. | am getting much
stronger. and feel first-rate. l am
arailroad engineer, and now make
my trips regularly. can not say
too much in praise Of your wonder
full medicine. d. c. MACK.
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TheSecret

of the universal success Of
Browns Iron Bitters is sim
ply this; 1t is the best Iron
preparation ever made; is
compounded on thoroughly
scientific, chemical and
medicinal principles, and
does just what's claimed for
it-no more and no less.
BY thorough and rapid
assimilation with the blood,
it reaches every part Of the
system, healing, purifying
and Strengthening. Com
mencing at the foundation
it builds up and restores lost
health-in no other way can
lasting benefit be obtained.
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TO LET OR FOB SALE.

Advertisements OF i've lines In this department. az
Inserted for rs for time three times for =
ssnts OF rs cents per Eeef
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WANTED, LOST AND FOUND

Advertisements OF I've lines IN this department. sr
m e.ted Cor IS cent? ior lime. three Zines Tor
% its or 70 cent? psF week
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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-10-09
Beastly Barlow.

There is a creature in this city in the
guise of man, who has SO far forgotten all
principles of manhood as TO be guilty OF
striking and brutally assaulting his wife.
The BAZoo of Yesterday morning made a
brief statement of Barlow's misconduct,
which erred in no particular, save that the
case was stated too mildly.
Yesterday morning Barlow cslled at the
BAzoo Office and made an exhibition of
himself, denouncing the reporter who had
WI ;,ttn the article about him as a liar, and
threatening to clean out the entire outfit.
Of course the mouthings and threats OF
this black guard were received with the
same degree Of attention usually paid to
such billingsgate, and Barlow, was very po-
litely but peremptorily ordered to leave
the Office, which he did in due time, NUT
tering curses, loud and deep. as he took his
departure.
1t will be we'll for Mr.. Barlow and all
others to learn that the BAzoO cannot be
bllldozed or in any way prevented from
showing up wrong doing of every kind, and
special notice is hereby given, that wife
beaters will always be relentlessly dealt
with by the BAzoo Those who behave
themselves will never receive any but words
of commendation in these columns. but
vice and crime of every description will
always be ventilated to the full extent.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-10-09
OBITUARY.
Correspondence Bazoo,

Correspondence Bazoo,
SMITHTON, Oct. LIST.
Another one of our most respected and
aged friends passed into the unknown fu-
ture, and was buried at this place last
Thursday. Grandma Hotsenpiller, relict
of Jacob Hotsenpiller, and mother of Will
liam and Elijah, who reside in Illinois ,and
Mahlon and David. who reside near this
place, departed this life last Wednesday at
the age of 81 years She vas born In Vir-
ginis and removed to illinois, and from
there to this state. She was stricken with
paralysis about week before she died and
remained in a comatose condition until her
death. She was useful and an efficient
member of the NJ. E. church for thirty-two
years, and many are the instances which
can be cited that she figured prominently
in dispensing her unbounded generosity
and hospitality. The funeral services
were conducted by Rev. w. G. Cowan, pas
tor of the NJ. E. church, and were quite
well attended.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-10-09
SINFUL SAWYER
Runs a House Of Prostitution
with His Wife as the
Chief Attraction.
Little Children Surrounded by the
Ruinous Influences Of q
Degraded Mother.

A BAzoo reporter accidentally happened
into the quiet, unsssuming city Of Hanni-
bal, a night or two since, and while loiter-
ing around the rotunda of the Planters
house, "cau. LIT onto" quite an interesting
the Queen City of the Prsiries-and when
the scribe says interesting" he might also
say, sad, e1tremel. sad, picturiDg degrade
ton of the deepest dye, which threat
ems 10 swoop into its foul en-
brace the innocent lives of four young
children through the hell-tinged influence
of the example set by prostitute mother
ard dastardly pimp of a father.
Though Hannibal is city of much
money and many people. ard though So
ciety demands protection against such peo-
pie as those of whom this article is written,
yet the newspapers of that town have not
seen proper to saw a word, when they
should have advocated, if necessary, even
mob law, to rid their city of so great .
nuisance But to get at the point at issue.
According to the information CLEANED by
the BAZOO man, about one year ago An
drew Sawyer, hailing from the state of Hi
nois, went to Hannibal for the purpose Uf
making his home there, carrying with him
a wife and four little children-tbree girls
and one boy, the elder of whom,
girl, is not over nine
years of age. Sawyer is
a man of rather prepossessiDg appearance,
and the fact that he did nothing for liv-
ing soon began to elicit comment. "Mnr-
der will out" and when it was learned
that his wife was earning the daily bread
for the family by selling herself. he, the
husband, acting as chief pimp. it became
the general talk of the town. and the
BAzoo scribe was told by good citizen
that at one time lynching was freely talked
of. The matter was soon dropped, how
ever, and to-day this beast, in human
form, continues to pimp for his wife and
she does not hesitate 10 yield up every
thing that is womanly, regardless of the
fact that she is setting an example for her
little girls that is bound to engulf them in
q sea of eternal ruin.
For the edi6cation of the police force Of
Hannibal, the BAZoo will state that this
couple hold out at Gil Main street, one
door south of Brittingham's store. II they
wish to rid their city of the nuisance, we'll
and good If not, then Sedalia suffers no
loss
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-10-09
A BRAzEN BEAUTY.
Processing to Conduct a Milliner
Shop, She Runs an Assig-
nation House.

A BAZoo reporter, while in search of items
Yesterday, encountered well. known young
society man on a principal street Of the
city, who in response to the oft repeats d
inquiry of the reporter Of "What do you
know ?" replied, 81 know a great deal if !
only chose to tell it."
"Why not tell it," queried the enterpris-
ing news gatherer.
"Well, you see, You BAzoo men have a
penchant for intruding your proboscises into
other peoples affairs, and l don't like to
encourage you?"
Every we'll. All the BAzoo requires is a
pointer, and you can rest assured that
any matter of interest to the general public
will speedily be unearthed by its enterpris-
ing reporters, and printed in the paper
published for the people now on earth"
"Will this not be q matter OF general
public interest %
"That remains to be seen," persisted the
reporter.
After some further parrying with the
man who was evidently very DESTROYS to
give away something or somebody, the
BAZoo man learned that q lady (?) who
conducts an alleged milliner shop on one
of the principal business streets of the city,
only hangs out the sign Of Millinery" for
blind, and that although carried on very
quietly and with an outward show of de-
cency, it is house of prostitution in every
sense of the word, and is daily and nightly
visited by many high toned gentlemen, who
are not in search of hats and bOnnets
for their wives and daughters.