Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-01-15
ALL SORTS,

An indian boy IA years old was held up and kissed
by seven school girls and he was broken up over
it that he tried to hang himself.
Are you i'll? DR.. Russell prescribed Wheat Bitters
for me and never felt better. Try it at
George Francis Train lives in New York at an
age expense of $3.50 per week for food. Ten years |
ago his cigars cost more than that per day.
In the Diamond Dyes more cooring is given for 10 |
cts. than any Is or 25-cent dyes, and they give
faster and more brilliant colors.
Pacific coast exchange doubts if any man lives in
San Francisco for any other purpose than to make
enough money to get away and live somewhere else.
VOICE OF THE PEopLE.-R. v. Pierce, NJ. D.. Buffalo,
n. VI had serious disease of the lungs and was
for time confined to my bed and under the care of
physician. His prescriptions did not help me. grew
worse, coughing very severely. l commenced taking
| your Golden Medical Discovery" and it cured me-
Yours respectfully, Judith Burnett Hillsdale, Mich
It's said that woman the first one to discover
the plotting pad. Don't believe it, If she had been
in hurry she'd have botted the letter her apron.
The worldwide reputation of Ayers Hair vigor is
due to its healthy action the hair and scalp through
which it restores gray hair to its original color and
impars gloss and freshness which makes 1t SO much
desired by all classes and conditions of people.
1t has been fifty years since the papers commenced
to advise people not to blow the gas and yet it is
still practiced enough to keep the gravediggers bust
ness lively.
When you feel life is burden and nothing you try
seems to ease your dyspepsia, find relief in
Browns Iron Bitters
There isn't any written testimony to prove that
William Tell was called upon to shoot an apple
off his sons head Indeed at the time OF Tell apples
rarely seen Switzerland.
WATER IN THE HEART cAsE.-This is a common
attendant of general dropsy. The heart appears to
the patient float the pulse frequent and rregu-
lar DR.. Graves Heart Regulator will not only bring
relief but will this and all other forms of heart
disease.
The advance agent of a bad show has the best time
He get out of town before his company performs
1t is the manager who stay and pay salaries and
hear the compliments.
Facts speak palmer than words" Proof:-"The
doctor told me to take blue pill but didn't for
had already been poisoned twice by mercury. The
druggist told me to try Kidney-wort and did, 1t
was just the thing for nv 5iousness and constipation
and now 1 am as well as ever"-A. P. Sanford. Sold
in both dry and liquid FORM
man fishing around in his pockets for nickle 10
secure his aumlSSlOH 10 q HVc cent lunch mouse, can
hardly realize that the of coin in circulation
in this country is over $7000oo,000.
Don't give up and say there is help for catarrh
hay fever and cold in head since thousands testify
, that Elys Cream Balm has entirely cured them
Price so cents. Apply into nostrls with little finger.
am cured of catarrh and deafness after gvin Ely:
, Cream Balm thorough trial. My aunt deaf il
one After using the Balm few times her hear
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n Elizabeth. M.
Many who have used Ely Cream Balm as remedy
for caarrh cold in the head ETC., report that the i'm
mediate results are wonderfully beneficial. Man
of obstinate of catarrh reported Chas
stoddart, druggist. 81 East Seneca St. Buffalo, N. Y.
The car of Russia thinks that promotion in tina
country is entirely too rapid Although he holds on
r. of the highest positions the world his loving sui
jects anxious to exalt him still higher-with
u bomb.
is Try bottle to-day of the nvald's friend, "Whe;
Bitters" 1t may save your life; it has saved thou
ands Your druggist has it.
le How should turkey be dressed? A turkey
t. order be well dressed, should first be wholly III
dressed The fewer feathers turkey has when
comes the table, the more angelic it will appear.
p MADE New AaAIN."-Mrs. VIM. d. Ryokman, S
us GATHERINGS Ont says: "R v. Plerce, Buffalo, N
e have used your 'Favorite Prescription. Golden Me
ical Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellets
IL the last three months and find myself-(what shall
an sayl-'made again are the only words that e
press it. was reduced to SHELTON, could not wa
lei the floor without faintiBg could keep nothi
" In the shape of food my stomach. Myself a
friends had given up all hope my immediate dea
do seemed certain. live ito the surprise of eve
as body) and am able to do my work."
mo In plain English: When obituary notice en-
NO further seek his frates to disclose" it mea
LOT "Whiskey killed him."
)dS Farmers and others desiring a genteel, lucrat
INC agency business, by which S. TO $50 day can
earned send address at once. postal. TO H c.
VII kinson Co., 1875 and 1877 Fulton Street. New York
IN Cards supplied: Cortland who read at
f end of friends marriage notice. mo cards.. sent
a euchre deck by the first mail.
10 OK THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-The Voltalc Belt
the Marshall Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated e
n tro-yoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
Wy thirty days to young old who are aftlic
ing with debility lost vitality and kindred tro
les guaranteeing speed, and complete restoration
health and manly vigor. Address as above. n. |
ole No risk incurred thirty days. trial is allowed.