Daily globe., 1883-06-15
COURTING CRIWIN1LS.

Smiles-TwO who Wanted Justice on
Tuesday Failing to Appear at the Ap-
pointed Time and Place Prescribed for
an Audience With the Dame. Leave the
Impression that They are Trihers or
Otherwise.
John Niliner and J. G. Swanson, two
hard working citizens. became involved in
row on Dayton's bluff Wednesday even
ing and succeeded in fracturing the pub
lie peace in frightful manner. Officer
Lynch separated them and yesterday
morning they explained that it was caused
10y slight misunderstanding. The court
fined each $40.
''You were drul k again, were you.
David" said the court to David Hoard.
'That's about the size of it 1 guess"
''Drunk on rye whisky 1 suppose"
mo, your honor, l drank peach and
honey"
'Peach and honey was it:
that's a very gentlemanly
| drink. The court sympathizes with you,
and Will impose sentence of ninety days.
Mrs. Calvin was arraigned for drunken
ness and disorderly conduct. She appear
| ed in court fanked by her husband and the
| result of their efforts expressed in five
year old boy. On Tuesday evening she
| lighted up part of Nelson avenue describ-
| ed in the warrant of arrest with her pro-
| family, and was taken to the station in a
| hack. Her husband, an old man whose
| sands of life are about run out, testified in
manner concerning her conduct that
scarcely commended his wife as an object
OF public admiration. He said she
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and noisy, and generally
a woman who was absolutely without one
redeeming feature. She was given ninety
days IN the workhouse and went thither
accompanied by the kid.
lank, lean and hungry looking de-
fendant by the scarcely euphonious name
of Fanderstern, was before his honor for
| the theft of a number of revolvers and
| brace of knives and forks. 1t is averred
that he took them from the show case of a
side street store, but as the prosecution
was not ready for trial, the case was con-
tinued one week. In default of his ability
to furnish security in the sum of S2,5OO.
he was remanded to the custody of the
authorities.
John Hillman, presented by Officer
Lynch, was fined so, for disorderly con-
duct.
Two young lads who had to be elevated
on chairs that they might be seen from the
bench, were arraigned for the larceny of a
base ball, several knives and an empty
purse. They seemed either calloused to
public opinion or ignorant of the gravity
of their offenses. The case was continued
until this morning, and the parents of each
ordered to be notified of the facts.
James Win, charged with vagrancy, as
sured his honor that he was idle from ne
cessity and not inclination, and that if
released he would at once go to work The
judge consented that he might make the
effort, but if again arrested he would re-
ceive the fullest penalty provided by law.
Peter Lowry, common drunk, paid five
dollars.
John Piles, poor, unfortunate epilep-
tic, was called to answer to charge of
vagrancy. He said that his efforts to OBJ
tain work had nearly reached the end OF
their worsted. He found no difficulty in
getting sit, but no sooner did he enter
upon active service than he was knocked
all of heap, by the ever recurring fits
Then he'd begin to get ready to heave, lie.
be discharged, and pretty soon the boss d
say, don't want you any more, and he'd
return to carrying the banner. His honor
appreciated the affiiction of the relator, and
! expressed his sympathy in the case. For
the present place has been provided fol
him, meanwhile, something will be done
looking to his admittance into an
hospital where the malady from
which he is suffering can receive attention
and medical treatment.
Mr.. Breen and Jonh T. Young for OBJ
structing Minnesota street, M. W. Little
for violating an ordinance in the same be-
half and n. W. Belan, ditto, were called
and had their cases continued until this
morning.
The case of the city against George Hill
charged with assault and battery, contin
ued from day to day for the past fort
night, was yesterday similarly disposed ot
once more. On Saturday it will be finally
settled.
Theresa Pralat arrested for disorderly
conduct at the instance of T. Wenzel, was
discharged upon payment of the costs
The discharge was made upon the request
of her prosecutor Wenzel, who consented
thereto, on her furnishing bond in the sum
of 500 to keep the peace.
1t was Tuesday afternoon. Judge Burr
sat at one of the municipal court windows
gazing forgetfully down into Wabashav
street. The steam,roller had been stalled
there and the judge was mentally devils
ing ways and means to extricate the steam
roller from its dilemma. Steam rollers
are inventions of the devil. They were
Invented to disturb the sleep of honest
men and reporters. They do that very
thing, and do it up to the queens taste.
Clerk Fairchild sat in one of the munic
ipal court room chairs smoking a Wheel
ing stogy. Wheeling stogies are the inven
ton of Simon Cameron, none are genuine
unless they bear his name.
A man rushed wildly into the apartment
where the Judge sat at the window and his
clerk in chair
He was followed by another man. His
ntrance was equally unexpected and dis
turbing. Their names were Lull and Cur
tbs. 1 want warrant piped one, for the
arrest of the other. I demand a warrant
for his arrest oratad the 0thar Wa will