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The Osceola times., 1883-08-25
rACr AND PHYsIC.

II IL an established fact that during the
long period In which Aliens Lung Balsam
has been before the people as remedy for
Coughs and Lung Diseases, it has not lost
one whit of its popularity. but Is sold and
recommended everywhere.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

The German government has warned
th preachers not TO praise Luther too
highly in their prayers on the 40oth an.
niversary of his birth to be celebrated
next November.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

Paralytic strokes, heart disease, and kid
ney affections, prevented by the use OF
Browns Iron Bitters.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

The value of the increase of sheep in
Texas for the year is estimated to be over
$4,000, 900.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

''Meno, sana In corpore sano.' "a sound
mind In sound BODY is the trade rark
OF Aliens Brain Food. IL dissatisfied with
weakness OF Brain or Bodily powers, this
remedy will permanently strengthen both.
sl.-At druggists, or Aliens Pharmacy, 3i5
First Avenue, New York.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

This is the time of year when the
farmer should exert himself to supply
his stock Of ali kinds with plenty of pure
water.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

The hay and grain crops in New Eng
land will be the heaviest in that locality
for wears
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

ASAMosA, IowA.-Dr. j. q. Mcclure
saws. II know Brown : Iron Bitters Is good
,onie aud gives general satisfaction.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

DIR. Sturtevant, Director Of the New
York State Agricultural Experimental
Station, has planted l46 varieties of corn.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25
INFORMATION WANTED.

The undersigned desires TO know The whereabouts
of Michael Dullsrd. Patrick oNeil. Jr, and
Michael O'Neil. Michael Dullard leftst Louis foI
Iowa about the year 1874, was in bad health aud
supposed TO be peddler. Patrick o. Neil, Jr., len
Kilkenny, ireland, in 1873 and was last heard o.
in st. Louis. Mo, In 1874. Michael O'Neil left
ireland few weeks ago, and Is supposed 10 have
landed In Montreal, Canada. All their relatives
live In or near GJwran or Thomastown. County
Kilkenny, Ireland. Any information leading to
the fnding of these parties will be greatly appre
siated b. their relatives. Address.
CHARLES A. GirCIELlg
5l3 Elm st.
st. Louis, No.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

It is estimated that there are 100000
head of cattle in Texas.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

APP sq, " lIslou ssuTo-asIg Isgo 6us ~ uvql
TaLoH NoISl dNvaD qua ~ A9uou ssol Iot
Isllaq can uyo soUIuugI 'slodap ol spvoI
-uvI pslsAaIs puv sa5vis 'sIso ssIoH '1ssq
oql ulIM p9lddns luuLnsls5H .Io1rASiI
'usId ursdoina 'Gvp lad spISMdn puu u
ol psonpoI 600 '00O'IS 10 1900 y ~ dn pellg
'sGlooI luuSeIo 900 :lodsQ Iunus0 pusID 9lIs
-oddo '1aLoH NoINl dNvaD ~ dols pun
'sIIq aSrIIIuo pup eSusssIdxo ?SsSSuq oAsa
'AlIo SIoI Nan aAesL 10 lIslA hoA ueqM
/. is stated that one acre Of alfalfa viii!
yield az much pig feed as five acres OF
artichokes.
WADLEy, GA.--Dr. B. II. Doyle says; 81
consider Browns Iron Bltters superior rs a
tonic to any preparation now in use.'
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

WELLS, CROUCH ON CORNs.o isc. Ask 70
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25


WELLS, CROUCH ON CORNs., lsc. Ask 70
H. Complete. permanent cure oorns. warts eunion''
Personal ---- Men Only.
THE voLrAIc BELT Co. Marshall, Mich,
will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Vol-
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old) who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost VI
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health
and manly vigor. Address as above. N. B.
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is
allowed.
DON'T DIE IN TIE HOUSE. Rough en- Rats"
Pure Cod-Liver OIL made from selected iiyers,
on the seashore, by CAswELL, HAZARD q Co., New
York II is absolutely pure and sweet Patients
who have once taken II prefer II to all others.
Physicians have decided II superior to any OF the
other oils In market
Chapped Hands, Face, Pimples, and rough
Skin, cured by using JUMPER TAR soar. made BY
CAswELL, HAZARD q Co.. New YORK.
WELLS CROUCH ON GOWNS" lsc. AK 70
it. Complete. permanent cure ,rnr' warts ounions.
The Army and Navy Linlment takes the sore.
ness out OF SPAWN; rngbone, splint or curb, and
arrests their growth Cures collie, scratches and
other diseases. For particulars see aIvertisem ment
There was young lady quite fair,
Who had much trouble with her hair,
so she bought Carboline
Aud sight TO be seen,
Is the head of this maiden, declare.
THE most com fortable boot in town is that with
Lyons Patent Heel Siineners. y cents pair.
Restless, frstfal cying childrsn. are M9sring
and need for their relief Oh. wINCHELLs
II 4. xnv ssS sSu. n. not ss Sn Suss s
coughs colds Group, sore threat, collie and cramps
Of Older children. and should b kept in every
house for emeusnstss " II, only % eants Sold
A farmers wealth depends on the condition Of
his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are cs-
pecisly sdspted 70 disiempe1, feyers, colds an
Of doiiau are sayed annually By that valuable
H,S DER .'-n''' ''o1- BAN 0' ~"
are carried Oh BY oonsumption. The most fire.
quent cause "a Q neglected cold, cough hoarseness,
bronchial trouble or asthma, all Of which may be
fxR AND WILD Hn6'c cH2RR9 h sold % s. drusS "
An economical man will keep the leather Of his
harness soft and pliable which preserves Il from
.p .ss skgs'' 6L a' sas s.''s sy 0:fi ::
Makers
Worms cause -pevishnen. feveS, convulsions
aaa aa Ss Sss1 As as2N fVs %oS
CAKES. Sold By all druggists.
Headache, constipation, liver. complaint bill
iousDeA are cured By that mild cleansing remedy
which never produces pain, ElLEkTS DAY
LIGHT LIVER PILLS, only 70 cents. Sold b.
druggists
sprains, bruises, sti6 joints, burns. scalds and
theumatism are relieved by Uncle Bam Nerve
and Bone Liniment Bole By all Drnogists,
| WELLS, CROUCH ON CORNS - loc Ask for
IT, Complete permanent cure Corns. warts. bunions
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

Cinapped Hands, Face, Pimples, and rough
Skin, cured by using JUNIPER Tar soar. made BY
CAswELL. HAZARD Il Co.. New York.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

sprains, bruisea sti6 joints, burns, scalds and
and Bone Liniment 6ole By all Drnogists,
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

| DON'T DIE IN THE HOUSE. Rough Rats
| clears out rats, NICE nies reaches, bed-bugs l5c
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

Headache, constipation, liver complaint, bill
lousDeas are cured By that mild cleenaing remedy
LIGHT LIVER PILLS, only Is cents. Sold By
druggists.
The Osceola times., 1883-08-25

Pure Cod-Liver OIL made from selected livers,
on the seashore, by CAswELL, HAZARD d Co., New
York II is absolutely pure and sweet Patients
who have once taken II prefer II to all others.
Physicians have decided 1t superior to any OF the
other oils In market
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-10-25
FATS < CAPS.

We have in our cases Hats from inc mos,
.," T. nuacturcrs in the United
States. and we defy any Hat House IN BAL
timore to show finer goods or better stNi's'
They will show you highcr-pr!ccd HAS
and Won may think they are better because
the hish-toncd lla,,rrs tell you so, hlt 'hrv
are not. Oar display of Straw Hats can
not be euualed or our low prices beat
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-10-25

THE Usual REsrLT 1T N not liz de
MED tina, Il goo sewing machine is one o.
the mos! important appurttnanccs of the
modern household
We thought We had Il good machine in
our household until one day The agent of
the Nr~ WpmS presented himself nj our
door and proceeded to deliver AL Grafton
upon it, characteristic merits
But" we answered. "ohr machine
serves MS nicely and suits It's well, and VIC
Ido no, cure for another
The agent. however. BEGGED the priyileg 9
|oilcaving one of his machines with us, for
'thc ladies to try ,
The request was not unreasonable 10 We
granted it--hut moro to ohli@r the agent
than anything else for we really did not
want the ma, hinr. and had not the rcmot-
lest idea of buying il,
The machine once in the house, it WA
natural that the ladies should look ii over;
they did SO, and AS = consequence fell in
love with it They say that without the
Slightest wish to drcry or d'sp"ra,e any
other machine. this, all things considered,
is in their opinion. the most desirable one
to he had
The upshot of the whole matter wa. that
the old machine was dispose Of and the
Light Running New Home" installed in
our household. 1t is pronounced u genu-
inc beauty and real comfort. and "our
folks wanted us to tell other folks about
it.
THIS unrivallcd machine is manufactured
Ivy til NEW lIOMESEWING MACHINE
co 30 Union Square, New York. who
wish us to say that all who will send for
their new illustrated catalogue and enclose
their advcrth cmcnt (printrd in another
column Will receive II set Of fancy advcr.
Using move les, of value to those collect
ng cards, &c
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-10-25

nNN1,not, life is sweeping by, go and
IL HN dare before you die, something
aUi1O mighty and sublime leave behind
to conquer time" $66 n week IN your
own town S. outfit free No risk. Nv
eryihing new. Capital not required. We
will furnish you everything, Many are
making fortunes. Ladies make ~ much ~
men, and boys and girls make great pay.
Reader. ifyou want business at which you
can make great pay all the time, wiitc for
particulars to II. HALLErT & Co., Port
land, Maine
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-10-25

t@Sa@e - people are always on T. e
Etsf 4 =. =. lookout for chan, cs to in.
81 e. : !tx crease c;rrarning,and II
time become wealthy; those who do not
improve tlrr opportunities remain N pov
rrly. We offer Il g,cat chance to make
money We want many men, women,
oys and = RI, to work for Ills RIGHT in their
own localities. Any one can do the work
property from the first start The business
SIN pay more than ten times ordinary Wa
.rs. Extensive outfit free. No one who
'n@agr> fails to make money rapidly. You
can devote your whole time to the work,
or only your spare moments. Full intor,
nation and all that is needed sent free
Address STINSON h Co. Portland Maine.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-10-25
THIN THINGS
FOR THE
THOUSA NDS.

Uo,flincd and Skeleton Suits in all the
newest and most desirable shades in Scrgcs;
also. Blue Flanncls, Yacht Cloth, Mohairs,
Dram D'Etc and Worstrl. Our Srersuc!icr
Suits (all co!ors) was never approached in
or variety before in the State.
In Busters we can astonish you, We
have them in all the best fabrics in Linen,
Nohair, Alpaca, Nc.
We also have the Largest Line of Boys
and Chilren's Clothing for Summer wear
ever shown.
A Separate Department for White and
Fancy Vests, in which over 5000 styles
are shown. from 81 Gents to $500 in Price.
We always excel in getting up clothing
for Summer wear, and We are proud of our
magnificent assortment.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1883-10-25
FURNIsHING GOODS.

Our Furnishing Goods Department con
,ains everything needed in gen'lcman's
wardrobe. No gentleman of taste who APP
richness and elegance of fabric
and style should miss seeing our stock
Remember, while this assortment is largely
OF the finest grades, We do not
ask fancy figures on n single article. Oar
prices VIII bear comparison with those us
ually asked for cheaper goods, while IN
quality and makeup they will be found
tnn.nsllN sllncrlOr
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
Personal.

Mr. T. NJ Lovett and family have gone
to Litchfeld, ILL.,, on q visit and Mr W. F.
Pitcher has taken Mr.. Lovett's place in the
office Of Messrs. Srattou g. Bird.
Mr. r. H. Cunningham aud family went
to Creal Springs yesterday. Mr.. Herman
Meyers and family followed suit and Mr.. O.
Haythorn and family intend to follow.
Mr.. W. Scott, of the Green Line, has
returned from ten days visit to relatives
sup the road
The family Of Circuit Clerk A. H. Irwin
returned from Dixon Springs Saturday.
Miss Mamie Bishop, of Clinton, who has
been visiting at the residence of Mr.. Geo,
Parsons, in this city, for several weeks, has
gone to Indianapolis for short stay among
friends and relatives.
The family of Mr.. Phil Saupis in zsnes-
vile, Ohio, visiting relatives.
A Denver Colorado paper received
here Sunday contains = list of hotel arrivals,
among which the names of Mr.. c. r. Wood.
ward and family and Mr.. Thos. Horne ap.
pear.
Mr.. Egbert Smith and sister, Miss Carrie,
are on their ways to Duluth, Minnesota, on
a pleasure trip that will occupy about a
month.
Mr., Jno Broderick is at home again
after an absence OF some months in the
west He came here from Woodstock,
Kan, to where he had gone from Denver.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
Notice.
TO CONTAGIOUS AND RuILpET

TO CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.
Sealed bids will be received at the Office
of II. II. Candee, Cairo, His, any time be-
fere noon Of August Dist, 1888, tor furnish
ing the materials and erecting a building
at Cairo, His, TO be known IS the A. B.
Stafford Memorial Library Building, accord
ing to the plans ahd specifications printed
copies Of the specifications can be furnished)
to be seen at the office aforesaid
Bids may be submitted for any part or
parts Of the work, or for the whole of it.
Good and sufficient bond will be re.
CURED.
Any or all bids may be rejected.
Address to the undersigned marked
Proposals for Stafford Memorial Library
Building ANNA E. Stafford.
Cairo, His, Aug. 10, 1888.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
For Sale or Trade.

A frst.class property consisting of acres,
garden, ETC., good dwelling house, store
house 70 feet deep, 2-story barn, ice house,
corn cribs, smoke-house, well, cistern, ETC.,
at Greenfield Landing can be bought for
cash or l will exchange for Cairo property.
I mean business. Come and see me.
69Otf john TANNER.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
Notice.
O.. O. PA-TIEIR.
NEW YORK STORE.

CAIRO ILL.,, Aug LIST, 1888.
On and after Wednesday, August 1st,
1888, in order to close the co-partnership
existing between the late VIM. Wolf and
myself, we shall offer for the next 60 days
our entire stock of
DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
HATS AND CAPS,
and all other such goods as be-
long to both the wholesale and
retail department of this branch
of our trade, at less than cost. Stock must
be closed out. Parties needing goods will
have achance to supply themselves at much
less than the goods cost. Dealers will find
this rare chance to stock up at their own
prices; and it will be to their interest TO
call on US and do so.
Remember, the stock must be closed out
regardless of the cost.
G. o. PATIER,
Surviving Partner
P.S.-Persons indebted by book account
or notes are requested to settle same, as all
unsettled accounts, October LIST, 1888, will
be placed for collection in order to close the
estate S7-lOt.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
New Boarding House

Mrs, K. f. Norman has opened a first
class boarding house in the Bribach house,
opposite Court House, where regular board
ers and transient guests will find good &C
commodation. Board and lodging $4.0O
per week, rates 10 transients Sl00 per day.
Table supplied with the best the market
affords sI2.tf
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
Administrator Notice

Jacob Lehning offers the entire stock of
Clothing, piece goods and furnishing goods
below actual cost. Would like 10 settle up
all accounts against the estate Of Rosena
Lehning, deceased, a. soon as convenient,
as | want to retire from business.
JACOB LEHSISG,
Sll-6t Administrator.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

Notice is hereby given that the firm of
John Johnson & Co., is this day dissolved
by mutual consent. John Johnson will
continue the business and settle all indebt-
edness of said firm, and collect all bills due
the firm. john JOHNSON,
81 Eberhard Bucher.
Cairo, H., Aug, ~, 1888.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Enterprsing local agents wanted IN TINS
town for nm article that il sure to sell, live
druggists and grocers preferred. ADDRESS
Humiston Food Preservative Co., ~ hllby
Street, Boston.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
Notice.

In order to close the estate of VIM.
Wolfe, deceased and the business of the late
firm of Chas. 0. Pstier s. Co., all notes and
book accounts must be settled and closed.
On snd after October 1st, 1888, all unset
tied accounts will be placed for collection.
c. o. PATIER,
S5-l0t Surviving Partner.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

A new horse shoeing shop has been open,
ed by Mr.. p. Powers on Tenth street Al
Tanner of blacksmithing and wagon work
done to order. Repairing work specialtty'
Work done promptly.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
The Rest OF An Infant.

John Kelley, Esq, Sheriff of Otsego
county, n Y, says that for years he had
been constant sufferer from rheumatism
of the knee, and could not sleep. He ap-
piled st. Jacobs Oil, and that night he
slept as peacefully as an nfart. It cured
k;,,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
For Rent.

Two cottages on First street, near Wash.
lngton avenue, at IS per month Also five
room dwelling on Cross street at Sic 80 per
month. MI. HowLEy.
u Real Estate Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
K. EicbhOff's Furniture Rooms.

Don't buy any kind of furniture until
you have seen the beautiful stock at lOl
Commercial avenue near Sixth street. up
stairs All the latest styles at close prices.
Slim.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
For Rent.

A furnished front room in the lower part
Oh the city at $1,000 per month. Apply at
The BULLETIN office. sI4.3,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Notices Ia this column eight ceuts ne, lima N,
nttt aha nVe cents per line each Subsequent in ser
ION. For one week, 80 cents per line For ono
month, 80 cents per line 0''
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Mrs. Ann Bean, Atlanta, Ill says: 1--WE
have sold Browns Iron Biters and it gives
good satisfaction"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Fresh oysters at DeBaun's, So Ohio
Levee. If
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14
Wanted !

Farm hands; wages $500 per month.
Apply to II, J. Deal & Son, Charleston,
Mo, II.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

For a good cup Of tea or coffee, 90 to
DeBsun's. If
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Saddle Rock Oysters at DeBaun SO Ohio
Levee, #
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Restaurant aud Oyster House, So Ohio
Levee,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-08-14

Ond-stOry WINDOW over the ClOIulng depart
ment Saturday night and silently stealing
down stairs, rihed the money drawer Of
what money it contained, amounting to
something over five dollars, and then as
SILENTLY stole away These men are very
evidently cautious workers. They might
have attempted to blow the safe open and,
succeeding in this, might have made good
haul But they are doing no reckless work,
are taking as little rick Of detection as pos
sible, and this indicates that they intend
to stay little while longer. 1t is just
probable that when they get ready to leave
they will make II known by a desperate at
tempt to make big stake
Train loads of Knights Templar have
for several weeks bact been going from all
the principal points in the east toward the
golden land Of the west, to engage in the
trennial conclave that has grown to be such
a notable AMI magnificent occasion in late
years. Illinois contributed her share 10
the number OF delegates, but none went
from Cairo. 1t was understood from the
first that Cairo would send out quite a good
sized, handsome and in every other way
very creditable delegation, but crcUm.
stances intervening seem to have disrupted
the arrangements. Dr. Cunning, who had
been given charge Of the Illinois delegation
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-03-03
1t Broke Him All In.

S. j. Friedman is very good-na-
turcd, and always willing to do any
thing in reason to obligc his friends.
Daring the last dance at the Thca.cr
Milton Pinney, Al. Sterritt and others
invrigled him to the bar and asked
him to translate for them the German
phrase: "Was woo.lcn sic habun:"
Mr.. Friedman willingly consented
and rendered it correctly, AS follows:
"What will you have:'
He had scarcely pronounced the
last word when Mr.. Sterritt called out ::
"Beer." Mr.. Pinney followed with
"Winc'' and all hands present or
dcred their favorite beverage.
Mr. Erie oman, fairly caught, ponied
up the cost of the drinks: $50
But it broke him all ~, and he may
not be as obliyiug in the future.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-03-03
Sale Of the Quimby Hill Mines.

Colonel Broadhcad has negotiated
in New York, to syndicate, the
Quimhy Hill mines, which were
owned by j. c. Anderson, of Eagle
Rock, Colonel Broadhead and others.
The mines are 40 miles north from
HALEY, on the mountain summit two
and half miles northeast of Galena,
and are above the timber line. Con-
siderable very rich ore has been ex-
tracted, and some shipments made last
year to the HALEY sampling works
prove it high grade. Work will be
opened with ample working capital.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-03-03
They Concluded to Abstain.

y few days ago three ladies of this
city proposed to give soiree musi-
Gale, and began making out list of
persons whom they proposed inviting.
In order TO neglect no one, they care
fully began at the upper end of town,
noting down names as they progressed,
and when the list had been carefully
secured, the names were counted.
There were IS, and the performers
were still to be added. The size of
the house is hardly sufficient to az
commodate 80 persons on such an
occasion as a musicale. The ladies'
therefore concluded not to give the
party, and to permit their more init
mate friends to do as formerly, to- wit
TO cali when so disposed, and be en-
tertained.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-03-03
THE TELEGRAPH, EXPRESS, AND
STAGES.
Agents Of the Same On Wood River
The Wires Working to ShOshOne.

The telegraph office is now open at
Shoshone, and receiving messages for
all points. HALEY messages reach
Shoshone in ten hours. The Wells
Fargo and Pacific Express Companies
are also open at Shoshone, under
John +. Burch. formerly of Bellev ne,
who is also general transfer and stage
agent for the L., L., 4 o. Stage Co.
at that point. Wells, Fargo \ Cos.
offices on Wood River have been
abolished, as previously announced in
these columns, and w. ID. Fallow APP
pointed stage agent and Pacific Ex-
press Company agent at Bellevue;
II. Il. Burkhart, stage and Pacific Ex-
press Co. agent at HALEY; and Ed. f.
Ames the same at ketchum.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-03-03
THE "TOWN PUMP"
A Cat Discovered In It-A Witty Go.
nundrunl.

Yesterday cat was found in the
we'll between Rupert's drugs tore and
Mobiles general merchandise store,
1t was taken out, and the well
drained. The cat must either have
been thrown in, or have been poisoned
and Jumped in. When eats are poi
soned they Immediately break for
water, and if there is we'll near by,
90 for the we'll and jump in. As a
great deal of poisoned meat, intended
for the dogs, has been lying round
town, it is probable that his catship
eat some of it.
The above incident being men
toned at a card party, in this city, last
evening. one of the ladies present
drew out a pencil and scratched Oft
the following really bright conun-
drum, which she handed to an appre-
ciative TINES reporter:
Composed on the discovery of a cat in the town
pump"
What is the difference between cat
sup and cat soup!
One is made of tommy toes (toma-
toes), and the other of tommy cats.