The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1883-12-23

1 Ii WOuiu tAS6 up ln-Aol!,
I'll teach him lesson
You see ii don't
I'll not wear one that costs
Leis than forty, I won't.
I'll be sick, I'll do something
Ill-dsrned if Co,
I'll do a. please now,
I will, wouldn't you?
That bonnet I'll give
To the cook, and then see
| Ii he thinks such thing
| Would become one like me-.
declare Pm disguised,
I wish I was dead,
To think that PIE nothing
To put on my head.
It's aWful-Dow there
I've made big blot!
Dear Mary; I'm sorry
I almost fo,go';
For John as you know
Is good and kind nsn,
And think he does everything
For me he can,
But he don't understand
What troubles his wife,
He talks about business
The whole Of his life,
He says that the times now
Are really quite dull,
But hardly believe Kim
For his store seems quite S1I
OF all kinds o. goods
And he takes lots Of cash.
think when he says this
he talks rather rssh.
So I've made up my mind
That I'il have Whist mead
And his talk about dullness
OF times I'll not heed.
Oh! almost forgot
Ths. Belle Simkins-you k1oH
We'll, they say lisa fact
1t will be quite blow:
Her mother will hardy balisYe Il DIT
then,
That's what comes of her 4 ring with
so many men.
Sac! It's only five months
Since she married Tom K:1E,
And II you wss to see her,
The nasty young thing.
declare IL its twins
I'll not be surprised;
Its awful TO think
We should be scandslizsi
By the doings Of girls
In this line nowadays:
It's time they were mendi1g
Their terrible ways.
You know my 6rst baby
Came round rather soon,
But the doctor told all the y1,ks
1t was the moon;
AID then you might know
That We wer. MT that kind,
You know that, well enough.
So there, never mind.
l asked Doctor Slick
About Belle, and he ssiJ
''It's noticl some peop.9
Have gos in their head
Still there's nothing unUsc4
feel pretty sure;
For my elf, consider
That Belle j. quite pura1
Well very soon see
And I'll write you sgsin,
/ hardly believe when
l near this from men.
Oh dear mt! the iroubl5
! have every day.
l declare I'm inclined
To just run right awsy.
Those servants of mine,
Trey would drive you right nsd;
It's horribly iiresome,
They're the worst that I've asd:
} hey don't seem TO know
What to do in the least,
And you know, can't tsli tnem;
l thick I'll go east
To spend the next summer,
! won't try to keep house
For home seems to keep gJ1
As still SO mouse.
We'll give up the place
Pretty soon. l shou hope,
When we live in hotels,
/ declare, don't NOPE.
For you know thst the balls
And the parties and men,
And other exciteme nts
Bring youth back sgsin.
I wish was free
And knew what know,
I don's think I'd rnsrry sgai--
Oh. dear! Ga! Of!
Pm slaspy, and now
I'll not wGite any more,
For John will be home
A. about hslf-pAst four; "
We're going to ball Of a.; Ioase-
He's Knigot.
| declare. lhough, my dresses
Are all such fright
That don't care TO go;
Ssi there's none Of the cro"1
Csn outdress me,
Though some srs quite io01'
We'll I'll quit now
And wrile you sgsin before loES,
Your sffsctionste friend,
MAGGIE A. G. SquedoDg.
OIL nearly forgot,
Doctor Slick said to-day
Thai my baby had measles; e
When hs went away,
I here; l think have,
Told you just about al,
So now l mustgo,
And prepare for the bail. .,,rsr
Salt Lake City, Dec. 15!h, 1885,