Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1883-11-22
EXCURSION INCIDENTS.
HOW a Body of Politicians Were Re-
vived and Discovered Some-
thing Valuable.

The Tammany excursion to the late
state convention at Buffalo were surpris-
ed on their return trip last Friday bv
the introduction into their midst of two
attractive-lOoking cases marked in a
hold, running hand, "Tippecanoe" This
iacOniG inscription somewhat troubled
the placid breasts of the leading district
leaders, who were on the alert to capture
the scalps of tagging county delegates.
in retaliation for their appropriating
Tammany's thunder.
As the train steamed out of the Roch-
ester depot, young man gently touch
ed the shoulder of Hon. John Kelly, and
gesticulated in the direction of the cases
aforesaid. Mr.. Kelly at once took in the
situation, and, linking the arm Of the
young man, went forth to investigate
the secret of the mysterious boxes.
''Tippecanoe!' exclaimed the we'll
known leader. ''Why, knew him and
Tyler, TOO"
Yes" calculated delegate Plnnkett,
eve were bosom friends Tip was a
good Old soul, and so was Tyler, too
These bursts Of extempore wit had
the effect Of bringing the different dele
gates to their feet. and one and all let
loose their fund Of pungency upon the
"Tippecanoe" cases.
Lets open thenl?" suggested a dele
gate; and in the space of 81 and One-half
seconds the contents Of the cases were
undergoing critical analysis, when it
was found that ''Tippccanoe' was prep
araration far superior to any bitters now
OF ever known to the public. AS the
delegates slaked their assimilated thirsts.
they one and all praised ''Tippecanoe'
and Tyler, too, while complimentary re-
marks were made by such adopts as the
Hon. John Kelly, George w. PIunketJ
William Ell. Hullihan, Senator Treanor
and many others. It was generally con
ceded that ''Tippecanoe" had the effect
Of infusing new life and energy in the
ranks of the assembled warriors and
clearing their intellects after the very
severe physical and mental strain Incl
dent to the convention, so that while it
was considered at first simply palatable
drink, it proved to be a PR paration
which not OILY refreshed. but was I'M
questionably the best remedy known for
dyspepsia, mal-assimilation Of food
stomach disorders, general functional
arrangements, constipation, tired feel
ings, malaria, blood disorders, skin
eruptions, loss of energy. feeble appetite,
bilious headache, etc. The combination
of delicious drink with a wonderfully
efficient remedy is as gratifying as it is
rare.
The above truthful incident, regarding
the new preparation which is being in
tIOduced to the public. and is certain to
supercede all : bitters." is taken from
the New York Standard of a recent is
sue. ''Tippecanoe' Is prepared by Mr..
IL. IL. Warner, Of RO hester, n. Y, who
is known to every uan, woman and
child 10 the land as proprietor of War
ner'o Safe Cure, bette. known as War
rer's Safe Kidney anu Liver Cure. In
addit on also to ',Tippocanoe" Mr.. War
lie 7 is just Introducing Safe Rheumatic
Care which he personally guarantees to
cure twenty-five per cent. Of all rheU-
matte affections. The popularity Of the
Safe Cure. together with the high per-
sonal standing Of Mr.. Warner, make
this the most complete and responsible
guarantee possible. The peculiar name
OF ''TIppecanOe' is, as we learn, adopted
to prevent the fraudulent limitations
which always follow meritOrious arti
ticles. It's principal ingredients were
used by the Harrison family in those
early days and became famous for eff
cheney at that time.
The terrible revelations made by mod
err health statistics Indicate that some
thing must be done TO check the ray a.
ges of disease and stop untimely deaths.
Thousands Of persons are dying annual
~ from no other cause than thoughtless
neglect. The slightsymptoms Of uneasi-
mss, headaches, NAL Is similation Of food
and other similar troubles are often cen.
sidered Of too little Importance to re-
quire attention or treatment They are
therefore permitted to continue until
health is broken, the constitution
wrecked and the life exhausted, when
by timely use Of the right remedy,
health might be secured and life pro-
longed.