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The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18

Hon. E. r. Towle, from Vernon,
called on us few days since and
we enjoyed a pleasant interview
with him. Mr.. Towle is the proprie.
tor of tie Grove Hill farm at Yves:
Berkshire, w., and is also the agri-.
cultural editor of a leading Vermont
paper and a member Of the Vermont
State Board il. of Agriculture. He
came to Canada recently to investi-
gate an interesting case of diphthera
which was miraculously cured by a
new method of treatment: We pub
lish this week an article headed
"Diphtheria," from him, showing the
result Of his investigations. His
writings are familiar to Vermonters,
AID we trust we may be again favor
ed with something of interest from
the distinguished gentleman.-Mon-
treaz Gazette.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18

Who owns the slO,575, 900 bonds
OF the United States now past due,
and on which interest ceased long
ago, and why are they not forth
coming for redemption ? The Treas
ury answers this question with the
suggestion that they have probably
been mislaid or accidentally destroy
ed. About sl5, 100000 of the s49,-
100000 of fractional currency used
during the war, and some $26, 6,O0o;-
900 of greenback notes issued since
1868, have been lost.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18
PITH AND POINT.

Shave girls hair of and she'll bang the
door.
| When man is led around by the nose
! there is no difficulty in pointing out his lead
| ing feature.
1t is a singular thing. but the most pleas
| ant period,of dentists life ia when he looks
down in the mouth.
A sleeping-car porter who travelled $50
miles with ten passengers worth over 5000.
600 each. says that his perquisites were only
so cents.
The mill-owner who turned the fire hose
upon some of his djsorderly employees ex-
planned his conduct by saying he was only
washing his hands
SIS your mistress in:'' said caller to the
domestic. See is, sr.'' ''Is she engaged
asked the caller. 'Faith, shs is more than
that" was Bridget's prompt reply. "She's
married"
An Illinois man boxed his wifes ears for
investing 81 in lottery ticket. She went
to her fathers home, and he- ticket soon af-
ter drew $5 600. Ladies will please cut this
out and paste it in their ears.
'IiThen, if understand you" said mer-
chant to customer, ''you do not intend to
pay me the amount you owe.'' "Your un-
derstanding Is correct cap'n. "And you
call yourself an honest man do you?" eyes
sir. If 1 were not honest, 1 would tell YOU
that intend to pay, but, being honest, do
not wish to deceive you.
The will of Peter Cooper has been fled.
He leaves 100000 to Cooper Union, and
divides the remainder of his estate except
5000, 1000 in special bequests between his
son and daughter, Edward Cooper and Mrs.
Abram S. Hewitt. His estate is valued at
50, 600, 900,
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18
THE 1NADvERTEEcE OF SETTING hens
Detroit Free pressl

\bedoit rfee EfeSSt
This is the season when hens run
mad and will not be comforted un-
less they can hide away somewhere
and sit day and night on wooden
nest-egg or an old door-knob.
Several men were discussing this
question in grocery store one eve
ming recently. A man who owns a
large flock Of Dorkings remarked,
"Not even an act OF Congress can
break up settin' hem"
"Ever tried jammin' 'em under a
barrel an pourin' water on 'em ~
demanded the man on the sugar bar.
rel.
eyes, said the Dorking man; "I've
poured water on 'em till they grew
wed-footed, like blamed duck, and
afterwards found 'em in an old coal
hod n'-away on Jumps Of coal"
''Tie red rag round one wing"
said a man who was eating cheese
and crackers, "That'll fix 'em."
Nights well offer 'em chromo,"
said the Dorking man. 81 tied
whole red woolen shirt on one last
spring, and dog my cats if she didn't
make nest of it and set three weeks
on buttons ?"
Then the grocer said it was time
to close up, and each man girded up
his loins and slowly filed out.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18
According to recent statistics Ii

According to recent statistics the
consumption OF tobacco in Russia.
France, and England amounts to one
polnd year for each inhabitant; in
Italy it is one and half; in Australia,
two and two -fifths, and in Germany,
three pounds. In Belgium the
amount rises to tour pounds, while
Holland takes the highest place with
five and a half pounds. In the Uni
ted States the amount per head is
three pounds.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18
THE BABY CAMEL.

OF the new baby camel that was
found in the snow in Central Park
New York a few mornings since, it
is written: "The old Mrs. Camel
was rather inclined to be ungracious
toward her little one, and she had to
be tied up with strong ropes before
she would permit the caresses of her
babe. The babe is about the size of
colt. 1t consists principally Of
legs. These are long, cumbersome,
and apparently much in their own
way. The infant camel has a back
just like any other animals. There
is no hump visible yet. The keeper
says that The young beast will sprout
a hump in the course of time. Its
neck is so short it could not eat grass,
were there any to eat, without lying
down. This slight discrepancy, how
ever, will be remedied within a year.
This young animal is the third camel
born in the park. His mother was
born there before him, and he is,
therefore, true American.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18

New and Successful Treatment for this
Disease With Other Facts Of I'M
tance, to the People.
(From the Montreal Gazette.)

tance, to the People.
(From the Montreal Gazstte.)
To THE EDITOR OF THE GAzETrE
| DEAR S1R:-Hav,ng learned tha
a severe case of diphtheria had bee,
veay strangely cured after all hope.
of recovery had been abandoned,
determined to obtain the facts il
this case, that they might be pib-
lished through your Journal for the
benefit of any who may be afflicted
| with this awful disease. For this pur
pose I visited West Farnham P. c..
| where / found the restored man, (Mi
Ameda Chart,er,) who gave me the
following facts: After severe at
tack of this dreaded disease, and al
though receiving skillful medical aid
after nine days he had become so
bad that he could not swallow, when
his physicians had given up all hopes
of his recovery, it was decided, as a
last resort to try Kendal's SPAWN
Cure. This remedy was applied ex-
ternaIly to the throat, and after being
reduced one-half with water, was
used as a gargle. Continuing this
treatment, he found, to his great joy:
that at the end of two days he was
better, and IN less than a week he
was permanently relieved-indeed
cured. '-.
Having had considerable expert
ence with this remedy as a family
liniment, and knowing it to be very
valuable for many of the accidents
and ailments to which the human
flesh is liable, still was nuch sur
priscd and gratifed to find well
authenticated case of the cure of diph-
liberia by its use, a disease that is
battling the skill of the ablest physi-
clans, and carrying SO many Of our
children and young people to an un-
timely grave.
Knowing something Of the origin,
history and success of Kcndall'S
SPAWN Cure in the United States, |
was interested to learn how it was
being received in Canada. I was
pleased to learn that it was very
highly spoken of by those of whom l
made inquiries, that it is producing
marked beneficial effects wherever
used, and is considered a remedy OF
great promise.
The young man Charter stated
that a relative had used 1t with great
benefit for rheumatism, and leading
druggist of Montreal gave an in
stance where it had effe ctcd cure
fol some form of this disease. Mr.
Thomas Dumphey, head waiter at
the Albion Hotel, Montreal, l found
had been nearly crippled with a
troublesome corn. Learning tha,
Kendall's SPAWN Cure was good for
such ailments, he made q liberal ap-
plicaticn Of the remedy, and as the
result the corn as removed, and he
10 ready to speak good word for
the means OF cure whenever occasion
offers.
Rev. Mr.. BONN, priest and rector
of the parish of Ste. Emile, stated
that be had obtained entire satisfac-
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18

The cattle of the Pampas are cons
puted at 2o,ooo:ooo. They are the
descendants of bull and eigh. cows
which were brought there by two
Portuguese brothers in 1853. I. is
only Near Buenos Ayres that thew
have been crossed with finer stock
The old herds are ill-shaped and
ugly.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-05-18

The number of sheep and lambs
imported from the United States in
to England in thu months of January
and February was 2O,s46 head
against less than 1000 head in the
same months in 1880 and less than
5000 head in the same months in
1881.
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Capital Stock = $4,000

Parties desiring safe and profitable investment
should call or write for information at once
Mcssrs. Buford & Waggnor are agents for the
Company in Corvallis and can give information on
value to persons seeking first-cass investments.
oO-J1m9
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lisa Positive Cure

Fer all tiaOse Painful QompIaints and Weakneasaa
80 common to our best female population
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=, Yqilt aII
GOOD NEWS FROM TEX $

Mr. THOMAS A HOWARD. of Honey Grove
Fannin County, Texas, under datesd( April 8,
1883, &Rrltes as follows:
81 have been suffering during several years
from severe illness, and general breaking
down of my physical system, and have tried the
trpa tment and prescriptions Of many doctors
far and near, and travelled TO the Hot Springs
and other mineral springs famous for their
remedial dua1ftieF drinking the waters and
bathing systematically lp their healing depths,
but aII 10 no ava, MS stead diy failed In health;
and although informed by my physicians that
my ailments and weaknesses we're The result of
kidney disease OF dangerous chafdcter they
could give me nothing to cure me. During the
past two years my sufferings at tunes were
dreadful, and had the most indsscribable
pains In ting regions about the Kidneys, the par
.oxy SIMS OF which were 50 sevefeas TO fsndef 1t
impossible for me to sleep. While III this de-
plorable and discouraged condition i was per
suaded TO try Hunts Remedy, and sitter using
less than half bottle my great tierings and
paroxysms of pain were entirely relieved, and
could sleep better and longer than had In two
years before, and although ] am now on my
third bottle only my Improvement ls very re-
markable, and regret that did not know OF
the wonderful curative Rowers pf Hunts
Remedy before, as It would have saved me
years or suffering hbartily recommend 1t %
all afflicted With any kidney direase or diseas
Of the urinary organs. -.
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RHEUMATISM AN1 covT CURED

When we can establish by chain of evidence
I. G., every inquiry but makes stronger, thaA w
ave Tho opig rral, or radical remedy for Rheumatic
sordets and we put that evidence within the reacf
every sufferer l1if1on money and iuth0it pyTcds we
lain that no one but the fool VIII turn TO it ded,
gttr or close his eyes 10 the glad eadthgs we bring
his h,igl ted life In justice to u.s. TO you, to YOU
lnandent fami,:es, and TO IL contamination OF y0uJ
i.o- ambition before you ware stricken down BY
disease. We ask Won to go with us s0S few moment
'hs nupgs 5f some who nave drank of the sOdter
stys full of the JOY Qf health. ready tt
el to the world their glad experience We viii give
you no false statement and nuke no assertion whlUr
.annOt ny proper inquiry tby letter or nsugb
iends be pSobed "a The bottom and found TO be flB
ii tYqstA
Amaps huRdyedl sased psessn sees Allows u
q MI ardiok lis Pynoatk Bs, Brdokyni sister saess
NJ ~ assaoss. ss pearl - sy.,s se.suat
81 u.smAssrsr ~ sa.ls ., srsssaw .ssas .ad
NJ 1ssS-ler Sse Coar g. Rrooalsn -sVatsA Rhsnaatm
Teatshsd expended over eleos a other medicines
r.ssvsA, u e1ard Avsaas, BrOsGiyn ehrsaas aAssaa
ss. Easasaa - Bs,nhridss st., BroOkIyn-Aogs InhAn
HAiOsy ana cArOais RhsamAsaE@ And very bad chreno
NTs Fsiahkssa, fs sAAs sA, chrszs
shsGnati4m Or ytarS bad tried sSesEse1ng 1lg
Hrs winlsmaon es rSpS a. New Yerk-teFrible, ssass
a. Dlasa Ids wees sI ass VOrscAssas ssrvsss Rhsa
osgs. ssiSsa wscOa Iss sSa.A B.. Hsw xosk-cArsaAs
NJ 1srsss = ersuS-lsa Av, Rss Sszs-oAsass RAss
jsdsa Orossssss e 0ssaaaA A., Jersey O,ss 4rssAs
ma abo aamed gentlemen know many seEs ouEsd b.
s o. - s sss ~ = Ss ~ C
rop With fuller particulars, and yOa va hass he aas
yor saW this advertisements
Eaanaske, Adams d USs, - AsaaMeAs Ave-
EagnaAslyln. and n@g WyHf1aaR 3d. EsIs0
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The least neglect or incivility on the part
once, and IL will receive prompt attention. w
OF OAL from the most popular mines. whlc
wagon eSp be used.
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LITTLE nur coon.
a Specimen Hessl Olsski l. the Islue drass
Region.
Evansville Argus.

| tFvansvilla Argus
| yea" snidy welI-known Evansville
tourist 10 us llir other day, "I'Ve travelled
q good deal In kc lucky and it isn't q, par
ticularly quiet country for man TO Owe
| atont In. The better sort pi people there,
| mind you, are ss flfre folks as y,u would
meet with anywnrr', hut the rduahs g
about as rough as they make them. They
have q way. tOo, of Introducing pistol
into an Argument WHICH Is not alItreciated
BY he colder spirits Of the North |"
| ibid you ever get Into any trpublept u
"Once, when ! was staying at Lexington,
had rather unpleasant adventure"
Let US have It, by all means"
noticed a big, Tough fellow come into
| the hotel aud pay + = bed. He wks as ugly
| hooking brute AS ] eyer saw Wore a black
patch over his eye, and had hts baegY leans
stuffed into his boots like q regular dime
novel border rufilan. came at once ID the
conclusion that It would be healthy to keep
out OF that fellows way, and confess that
| was surprised that such bully would be
accepted as guest at II hrst-class hotel.
"The hext morning was up early, II
was little chilly and took chair BY the
stove while they got breakfast ready.
hadn't been there more than five minutes
before in walked the very fellow wished to
avoid, and he drew chair up and sat down
Fsssag stlaaxar; Il how aDod. DtkaAn trains rs
for Danvillea
~" Il do not know anything about the
trains, said |, rather stiffiy. FL
Then / got up and took Gchair near the
door. There was no one IN the Office but h
dapper little clerk, chiFpy little fellow
shout Eve ieet high and very girlilh 10 ap-
pearance. .s..3 ..,iri. ia y, a.. "a
"The obnoxious Kentuckisn came nd
squatted down in c air beside me- / felt
myself getting bot and cold With yexation,
butt knowing that would haVein0 % chance
In personal encounter with such giant,
prudence suggested that act quietly. Then
he drew out Of his pocket dirty piece of
tobacco which looked as though he had half
chtwed 1t with his wolish iangs.
"HeyR chaw, str,mgers' =
= "'Thank you, Inevef chew -.
Now, see here, yer .darned stuck up
NFthern cuss. Think yer can come dow.
here and show OF yer hgh-toned aIrs. Guess
yer'll swaller that lump Of 'bacca, or by
God PIP
/! what he would have done do not
know, for n an instant, with all the 1.-THE
activity OF panther, that little clerk sprang
over the counter with q big navy revolver In
his hand and every hair Of his head bristling
like the back OF terrier 10 dog fight.
Gcs uut oi eulb1 yuu UtutSS OF An DloW
the roof OF your head off. ~ ..la .is
1.-THE bully's savage look vanished from
his face and like whipped hound he skunk
backwards out at the door, only saying in a
meek, shame faced manher: fDoh't shoot,
mister; for Gods sake don't thobt; I war
only foolin'.' <
"TAep, when the door was slamIned to on
the figure of the retreating bully, the clerk
turned to me and said In the MOST polite
and indifferent manner: Il think, eFu you'll
and your breakfast ready H7
'.fes, they often WF.,Rpp hrst -ciass goods
IN little parcels. !" ~
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though ON hats.Ss

bedbnas ta,s out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants,
cents 'sS, Skunks, chipmunks, gophers. Is
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A Medicine for Woman. Invented By sWOnaan.
Prepared by WomaRs


80 common to our best female population.
A Medicine for Woman. Invented by . Woman
Prepared by Woman.
Greatest Medical Discovery Since the DAVIS Of History
EBIt reviyes the dropping Spirits invigorates and
hAsonzes the organic functions, gives elasticity and
rmness the STEP restores the natural ustre TO the
eye and plants the pale check Of woman the fresh
roses of nfe's spring and early sun1mer time
1H-Physiclans Use Il and PFescslbe u Freely ~
II remove hasulenc deatroys all craving
for stfmulant ndreIeves TeaAnessos Of the atonnach
That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backaohe is permanently cured by Its use
Fer the care Of Kldney Complaints Of either sex
this ConpSnna4s unsuFpassea.s
LYDTAE. PINKHAM's BLOOD PURIFIER
will eradicate every vestige of humors from the
Blood and give tone and strength to the system, OF
man woman or child. Insist on having it.
Both the Compound and Blood Puriner are prepared
a& aas and cas- Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass Price Of
either a. six bottles for o. Sent by mail In the form
Of pills. or of ozenges, receipt of price, u per box
for either Mrs. Pinham freely answers all letters Of
inquiry Enclose Set. stamp Send for pamphlet.
No family should be without LYDIA T. PINKHAMs
LIVER PILLS They cure constipation binonsnesss
and torpidity of the liver, Is cents per box.
sTssld BY all Druggists. a. %
u RkzTRsAaG7ssA
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.I saw A VERY Ugly tanost,

A charming youngjlady, of Brooklyn was
relating some Of the troubles she had had in
the night. The ghost which had walked
Eihto her room looked something like q lob
ster and something like scare crpw. She
remembered that she had ,enjoyet very
good supper Of lobster salad. Wien asked
how 1t was that she was able to be out OF
bed IN the morning, she remarked that she
always kept bottle OF PERRY DAvGs's PAIN
KILLER In her room, and that two moderate
doses Of this most efficient remedy had
driven the ghost away.
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.al9 MY OAsE EN- AoTL ~

Please ALLOW me to speak in the highest
terms of s,Hunt's Remedy" for 1t bit my case
exactly: / had kidney and urinary trouble
pratty bad. II was recommended 7Hhnt's Rem.
edy. l took one teaspoonful 9s directed. felt
i decided change 1t the tifst dosts u took two
bot, les and have felt like anew man ever since,
Please receive the sincere thanks of myself fOi
the bsnsfts which il sought vaiIly for and
found only in Hunts Remedy. 5Ifia9t
will cheerfully give this same opinion o.
Hunts Remedy to any, one who wishes 1t, b.
addressing ROBERr D. ARCHER,
sll LAnnard street, Philadelphia,
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A Splendid Nnmhar-.

lla@i..S,u 9 summer issue of Straaobridge o
npmbsr. r'ssr Quarterly, just out, is a splendid
ladias every page is of interest to the
sitcba.. New tancy-work designs and
how bues' ~ Instructions In amateur art, and
bome.'' " aaern the person and decorate the
and d1 ~ d pretty piece of new vocal music
ment t4S II, summer SUNNI fashions in every depart
Is car,l VI ury goods fully illustrated. Price
Or sen5 mss, get copy from your news-dealei
dehb,aa 10 sCrawbridge s. Clothier, Phila-
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thing In
I all irri-
Ill forms
natural
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vital Questions.
ASK the most eninent physician

Ask the most eRinent physician
or any school, what is the best thing in
the world for qIieting and allayiDR all irri.
tations of the nerves and curing all forms
of nervous complaints, giving natural
chiIdlike refreshing sleep alwaysl
And they will tell you pnhesitatihgly
"Sonie form Of Hops p i.3s- 5il'
CHAPTER
Ask any of all the most eminout physi-
clans:
What Is the best and only remedy that
can be relied on to cure all diseasbs of the
kidneys and urinary organs; such aa Bright's
liisease, tliabetee, retention Oriihability to
retain urine, and all the diseases and all
Inents peculiar to Women"-Is "
And they win tell you explicitly and EN-
phatically "Buchu."
. ASK the same physicians E.-
sWhat is the most reliable and suresi
cure for all LIVER diseases or dyspepsia; con
stipation indigestion, biiliousness, malarla
fever, ague, sc )" and they will tell you
ManArlskeg or Dandelionfw n a
s Hence, when these remedies are combined
with others equally valuable
And eompouhned into Hop RitteFs,Hspch
concluded next week.
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AUGUST DRAWING.
1.Ran Prizea.
Who'll TICKETS, q. HALF TIC 1H1S j.
n Tickets $50: IS Tickets, SId0.
In me O4t4of Lou1svILIE. era.

Reuit Money or Bank Draft in Letter, oA send
ny E1press. Don't send by Registered Letter or
Post Once Order. Orders Of a5 and upward by
Express can be sent at our expense. Address an
orders TO II. NJ. R0ARDNAf. Oour1er-Jeurna
FrnaIng Louisville Nv. z. 'ts-i"-M
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Orweak T%n,, vi suffering from impnrlty of b ood.
disease Of ,tng tbg and fear consumption lscrofulous
Medical iae lungsl take DIR. Pierce's -; olden
dtugglsts, s'oNery and 1t will eare you. By
mat
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Enterpris,np I,ooaI A..n...

v.,,5 Hh'erprising Local Agents.
Aore ~ III .llls town for an article that is
ierre ~ Seli, live druggists and grocers pre-.
tive o. Ai4ress "a, i Humiston Food PreserVa-
w. u ktlby street, Boston. :
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illac,,ne OF man.

Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia Import
snee, Sexual Debility, caEed by FWeiis'
Health heneWer" Vi. Hf
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-01-23
journalistic Ethics.

There il an ethics ia journalism, IA
IN every other of the learned profess
sion. II simply consists of rule Of
honest dealing on the part OF the jour
mails between each other, and on the
part of the journals in their dealings
with their patrons, the public. From
its inception the GAZETTE has striyen
to follow this rule reiigiously and
punc,iiliousIy. An examination of its
files wlll discover the fact that II has
never spoken harshly, or even un-
kindly, ofany Of is patrons or otany Of
those who constitute the great masses
that IL seeks 70 enlighten, inform and
instruct Whenever admonitlon or
criticism Ia. been found necessary, IL
has been administered in the greatest
kindness and utmost moderation 1t
has pursued this course, believing it
conducive of more good than the appli-
cation VI harsh inveclivcand lacerating
sarcasm, IL has on hut one, and that
recent occasion, found 1t necessary TO
speak unkindly or harshly OF
any OF its contemporaries, A few
days ago The Dallas Herald,
with a malicious intent, published
a paragraph announcing that small
pax ragged In Fort WORTH The GA
zEl'rR treated 1t with some warmth
and artior, for ii felt that the malicious
purpose was 90 injure the business of
the city. Replying, the Hecafd al
ludes TO the warmth of the GAZETTE
and admonishes 1t to keep cool which
advice Is taken in the spirit II IS given
The Herald also says In the same
paragraphs;
T fhe GAZETTE iuesn': tramp on the truth
when 4 ciardes malice or iil-wiil against In !.
HcnHid IN publishing the brevity referred 10. 2
Truly, it does not tramp on the
trath,N such IS not the practice Of the
GAZETTE, Its mission il to uphold
aad sustain tho truth, ON all occasions,
and trample error aud fi,lsehood to the
ground.
The H>ra'ds admission that il was
actnated by malice IL enough. We
leave the public, always discrimi-
mating, 10 say how much confidence
eau be placed in paper that will
coolly and braxenly admit that it's
ntterancos on matters OF deep import
are actuated hy malice.