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Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

that is made to the United States in the
matter of increase is Saxony, which
shows percentage of 1.54 as against
ours Of 200, or only about ope-half as
great . percentage. - "
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Query:-What is the ,est family medi-
cine in the world to regulate the bowels, pu-
rify the blood, remove costiveness and bill
liousness aid digestion and tone up the
whole systemp Truth and honor compels us
to answer, Hop Btters, being pure. perfect
and harmless. See another column.-Tole-
do Blade.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

1t is not the longest railroad that
makes the most money. The New York
elevated on fourteen miles of road earns
more money than the East Tennessee
on S2S miles, or almost seventy times as
long q road.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression OF
Spirits and General Debility, in their various forms
also 90 . preventive against Fever and Ague. and
other Intermittent Fevsrs, the "Fesro- Phosphor-
ated Elixir OF Calisaya." made by Casweil, Hazard
Co., New York, and sold by all Druggists, Is the
best tonic; and for patients recovering froa Fever OF
other sickness. il has no equai.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

No lady of refinement likes to resort to su-
perficial devices to supply becoming sem
bIance of her former beauty. It health alone
that kindles the fire that lights the counte'
nance and brings ba the fres tints ofthe
apple blossoms to the faded cheek. II any
thing on earth will do this it is Mrs. Lydla
e. Pinkhams Vegetable COMPOUND which
has already brought health to muItituues
with whom all other means had failed.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

We are so thankful to say that our baby
was permanently cured of Il dangerous and
protracted irregulariry of the bowels by the
use of Hop Bitters by its mother, which at
the same time restored her to perfect health
and strength.-The Parents. Rochester, N.
Y. See another column.-Buffalo Express.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

In another column will be found the ad
vertisement of Aliens Lung Balsam. We
do not often speak of any proprietary mede,
cine, but from what we have seen and heard
OF this great family medicine, we would say
to those suffering with any throat or lung
disease to take il and be cured
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Mrs. Emily s. etinson, sister of Mrs
James G. Blaine, died on Thursday al
Augusta, Me. Her husband, David Stin
son, Brigadier Quartermaster of Gen.
Buffers expedition, died at Ship Island
during the rebellion, and two of their
sons were killed In a battle or died from
the effects of the war.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

When fashionable lassitude is established
to the destruction of healthful emotion, and
the sufferer longs for death, rather than life
there is no better remedy than DIR. Benson
Celery and Chamomile Pills, which brace III
the system and give to sleep its blessed re
pnSafpI
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Free to all MINISTER'S ofChurches.

l will send one bottle of the White Wine
of Tar Syrup, gratis, to any minister that
will recommend it TO friends, after giving il
a fair test, and it proves satisfactory for
coughs, Gods, throat or lung diseases.
Sold by all Drugs lists.
Dr. c. d WARNER Reading Mich
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

TEITUIId, Z a., JdII "a IoI0
Messrs. Kennedy & Co.:-My hair is grow
ing out so fast that can almost see it grow
myself, through the use of your Carlo inc.
D Nixon
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

"Old birds are not eau hit with chat"
Therefore seek and find the pure golden
gains of health in Kidney-Wort Women,
Young or old, married or single, if out OF
health will be greatly benefited by taking
Kidney Wort.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
PERSONAL---VERY. Only.

The Votaic Belt Co, Marshall, Mich, will send
DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts aud
Electric Appliances on Il al fer thirty days to men
young old)w afictedwith nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles. guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health and
is incurred, as thirty days trial is allowed.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
COMMERCIAL.
ST. PAUL.

FLoUR-Quotations: Patents, Orange Blossom
So so: Red Cross, straghts 1915; Capitol" family
side brands. 25@5Oc per Dbl less, according tc
quality. Buckwheat -four S696.5O per Dbl. Rye
-four. S4@425 per Dbl. Graham. $4,000 %
per Dbl.
WHEAT-Market quiet and steady at unchanged
quotations Fresh receipts limited. No. hard
81. II spot and s the month: March, ST.. ~: april
81 IS; May, S1.16: No. /, $1.05: No hard
S1.O6; No. 2. 81: No 3, soc. Sales: 1000 bu
No. hard In store, S1.14.
CoRN-Receipts and offerings light. No. 2 lower
in bids, ard new mixed lower in asking figures
Quotations: No. 9 mixed, 3Sc bid, 40c asked new
mixed SIC bid,
OATs-Asking prices were higher on light supply
and bids for white showed advance. Market quiet.
Quotations: No. mixed. 3Sc bid, 40c asked: No
3, mixed. SIC bid: No. 2 white 3916c bid, 42t
asked; No. white, 3Sloc bid: rejected, $50; No
Z mixed, May, 40c bid. Sales. car No. mixed,
3Sc.
BARLEY Firm at unchanged figures, on good de-
mand and light offerings. No.2, zoe; extra No. 3
SIC: No. 3, SOC.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Truth and Honor

The best medicine of the age for quickly
curing indiges tion, nervousness, ETC., is
Browns Iron Bitters
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Hoods scarfs, ribbo us and any fancy arti-
Giles can be made any color wanted with the
Diamond DYE. All 1.-THE popular colors.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Rheumatism quickly cured! Send stamp
for free prescription. r. K. Helphenstone,
Washington, D. c.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Buchupaiba."

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kid
new, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81.
INrt1 ouiota
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

have prescribed Kidney Wort 11th UPTy great
success in a score or more obstinate cases of Kid
nv and Liver Troubles also for female weaknesses.
Philip G. Ballou, NJ. D., MOnkton, VT.
MY wife has heen much benefited from the use
of Kidney Wort She had kidney and other COM
plaints." writes Rev. A. 3. Coleman, Fayetteville,
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

''Browns bronchial Troches" are sure
remedy for Bronchitis and Hoarseness.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
In another column will be f

Arabs wife has not gone with hin
to Ceylon, but is living in Paris.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Petrolla, Pa. Jan. 5, 1875

Physicians prescribe Browns Iron B tiers
for indigestion, weakness, low spirits, &c,
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Try the New brand Spring Tobacco.
Correct your habits of crooked walking by
using LYONS Patent Heel Stiifeners 25 cents q
najr
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

The Bartholdi pedestal fund in New
York now amounts to $4,000.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Fifty thousand people predicted that
this would be ayear of fires.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

The next republican national conVen-
ton will be composed of $40 delegates.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
"ROtIUh on Rats"

Women physicians have been refused
nermission to practice in Austria.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Skinny Men.

DIR. Oliver Wendell Holmes denies
the report that he is going to Europe.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Clears out rats, mice, roaches flies, ants,
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gopheIs. loo
Druggists
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
RahX SaVHl2

''WelIs' Health Remover" restores health
and vigor, curesD Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sex
ual Debility. 81.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Letter From Female Suf'ragis

Redding's Russia Salve meets with wonder
full success in ali cases ofskin disease. Try it
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
IHE
PACIFIC NORTHWEST!
Oregon, washington idaho

Offers the best field for Emigrants-viz.: q
mild, equitable. and healthy climate; cheap
lands eff great fertility, producing all varieties
of Grain, Fruit, and Grasses, In wonderful
abundance; an inexh austible supply OF Tim
Der; vast Coal Fields, and other mineral de-
pOsits; cheap and quick transportation by
railroads and river navigation; direct COM
nerce with all parts of the world, owing to
its proximity to the Pacific Ocean.
NO DROUTHS, NO INSECT PESTS, NO
HURRICANES, WHIRLWINDS, or OTHER
DESTRUCTIVE PHENOMENA.
The Lands of the Pacific Northwest show
an average yield of wheat per acre largely in
excess of that of any other section of the
United States.
No failure of crops has ever occurred.
Oregon Wheat commands higher price
than that of any other country In the Liver
pool market.
An immense area of very fertile Railroad
and Government Lands, within easy reach Of
the trunk lines Of the Northern Pacific II. r.,
the oregon Railway g. Navigation, and the
Oregon & California r. X. Co.'S and their
numerous branches in the great Valleys Of
the Columbia and its tributaries, are now
offered for sale at Low Prices, and on Easy
erms, or open to presumption and Home
The great movement of population to the
Columbia region now in progress VIII be
enormously Increased by the completion OF
the Northern Pacific X. X. and the Oregon
Hallway g. Navigation Co.'s systems. hrs
renders certain IA pid increase in the value
of Lands now open to purchase or to entry
For Pamphlets and Maps, descriptive of the
country, its resources, climate, routes Of
travel. rates and full information, address
A. L. STOKES
General Eastern Agent,
OF Clark st, Chi ago, ILL
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

Dallas, Tex. Is said to be built over
oraye-yard of lnastodons.
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10

A Physician writes: II have recommend
ed DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsapa-
rilla in my practice as general tonic. l
consider it superior to every other p-epara-
ton in cases of female complaints and gen.
eral prostration. AS a blood purifier it al
ways acts like charm, and as true strength
ener it has TO equal !"
Morris tribune., 1883-02-10
Population of Leading Countries.

OpuldtiOH VI AcdulnS s/OuutTlCS.
The population of The principal civil
lied countries of the world, according to
the most recent census for each, returns
for but few of them being older than
1879, are as follows, with the percent
ages of annual increase appended:
France, 1921, 1856. O.22; Prussia, q .279,-
Ill, 1.23; Saxony, 1872 1905, 1.54; Bava-
ria, 5,2S4,77S, LA; Austria, %, IA, 244.-
0.78; Hungary, 1925 l0, 0.13; Belgium,
$3.50, 654, 0.98; Holland, 4,012 1893, 1.24;
Switzerland. 2,846, 102, 0.66; Sweden,
1866, 1858, 0 95, Norway, 1875, 100, 0.60;
Spain, 16,625. $50, 0.s6; Italy, Is, 437 ,091,-
O.76; Russia in Europe, 1925 500, 1.32;
England and Wales, 25,96S, 1856, LAB;
Scotland, 3,734,37O. lii; Ireland. $780,
1888, 0.47; United States, 50, 155, 1888, 296.
Russia in Europe is the only country, it
will be seen, in this list that surpasses
the United States in the number of its
inhabitants. while the nearest approach
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
The Other Sort OF ~ Ind Ter.
Detroit F}Gr Press


IL ere were six or eight of US in the
smoking. car rs the train WAS running
down to West Point from Atlanta, and
everything was lovely until the seventh
man got OH at u small station. he had
no sooner entered the car than he look
ed fixedly at the man who had been
telling us snake stories, and directly
he walked up to him and called out:
Ha! you Internal swindler, I've found
you at last"
who's u swindler"'
"You areW
wnever saw you before!'
"Iou'rea liar, and I'm going to
pound SIS wsrth Of cash out OF you"
1t was presently discovered that he
recognized the snake story man as .
fruit tree agent who had sold him some
grape vines which did not show UP,
and he was splitting on his hands and
making ready to do the pounding when
the other remarked;
"My dear fellow, l insist upon 1t that
you are mistaken. was never In the
fruit tree business, and never swindled
you out OF SlS"
II say you did"
"Never! Instead Of swlndling you
out of SIS OH grape vines, am the man
who charged you $l6 too much for a
sewing machine, and here's your
money"
"Well, now, come to look more close
ly at you, ] believe you're right" said
the seventh man.
"Of course I'm right" growled the
other, az he counted out the money,
"and I warn you to be a little more
careful in future. have n reputation
to sustain, and grape vine swindles are
not In my line. Here's your $40, and
now think you ought To apologize"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
HOW He CAUGHT HER.

When Foster became Governor he
made Fred Nussey, Of the old Cincin-
natl Commercial, his private secretary.
Mussey is a bright fellow, and soon
fell in love with the Governors young
est daughter. The Governor at first
hesitated, and for some months it was
nip and tuck between all concerned.
One day the Governor told Mussey to
write letters 10 all Justices OF the Peace
In the State, informing them OF some.
thing or other they should thereafter
observe. Mussey did so, and when the
Cow rnor came to sign them he found
they varied line or two in length.
His curiosity was aroused, and he read
each letter Of the lot, finding 10 two
alike, Tut all conveying the same in
formation. He at once consented to
the marriage, with the remark that
Mussey was the most versatile young
man be knew, and was deserving OF
ANY mans daughter.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
PotITENESS At "KEYARDS."
How two GcntIcmanIy .Gams" settled
Dispute.

On the train between Montgomery,
Ala, and Nathville, Tenn, there were
a dozen Of Us chatting away in the
smoking car when one of the men drew
out pack Of cards and proposed q game
OF eucher. lie soon found partner,
and after few hands they began play
ing for 81 APPOINT and ten points a game.
Naturally enough We were all INTEREST
ed. end mere or less excited. BY aud
by there was slip somewhere, and the
called Colonel remarked:
'MsjOr, ban Is of the cardsw
"Beg your pardon, Colonel, but the
trick is mine"
"MaiCr, / hope you will excuse me
for calling you a liar"
"Oh, certainly. Colonel but take that
trick with the king OF spades"
ar You do, Major, I'll take you with
this!' sa!d the Colonel, rs his shooter
came out.
'Ah! let me see, Colonel-let me see.
You led the nine Of spades aud pat ON
the king"
mo, Major; led the nine Of hearts
and you refused suit"
That's so-that's so, /" said the Major,
as he looked over the cards. Colonel,
I beg your pardon for having taken you
for blackieg."
"0h, don't mention h. Excuse me
for having hesitated TO shoot you when
believed you to be Chicago gamble.
las your play. MsjOrW
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
AN IOWA ROMANCE.

\ case of romance in real life, to a
small degree, and another proof of wo-
mans devotion, las just transpised.
Three years ago Richard Cr0ssley, a
young man of %, lett England to seek
bis fortune ia this country, leaving be-
hind him Miss Ethel Ethcridg", to
whom he was engaged, the marriage to
take place AZ soon ~ he had provided
home. Coming West, he soon estab-
lished himself in business in Missouri
Valley, Iowa. Six weeks ago he wrote
TO his betrothed, and last week there
came TO him cablegram that "she was
coming" A few days more and another
message came that the ship had arrived
safely in America with its, tn him, pre-
cious freight. As fast as steam and
rails could carry her she sped west
ward. Almost everybody in town
turned out to congratulate then. She
had travelled 5000 miles, Drawing wind
end waves, steam and rails, that he
might claim her as his own.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20

tiscover the connection between thine,
apparently diverse. When c,rt.in
phenomeDa recur with regularity r M.
same periods Is ID fai1 10 presume tS.s
there IL some connection between H.
causes which produce each. In thu
way astronomers and physiciyts hsx.
established the fact Of o connection h.
tween au7oral displays, electric stor M
and spots on the sun, the periods y,
greatest energy Of all three coincidi.o
To these three phenomena mus no.
be added tre,uef-tiehtness. In Isss
and 1870 the spets on the sun wer ~
peehlly large and numerous, the au,ss.
n displays exceptionally brilliant an.
electrical storms - unusual frequsn.s
and power. At the same time, AZ ~
have already stated, trousers were ~
markedly tight Just now the SAM.
condition Of the sun, the aurars, tn.
Storm, and the trousers Is obserysL
II Is probably that back Of all tbss.
phenomena lies q single cause or cbsis
ofcaukes. Just what that cause Ia he.
vet to be discovered. The scieotis.
value of connecting trousers with sun
spots Is not yet apparent; but every m.
Is valuable TO tue scientist, add ,S'
bearing of It upon future theorizinp ma,
DO very important.-New York M,
and Express.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
CARAMELS.

When all elderly maiden lady adorns
herself with false hair, false teeth, paint
and powder, she IS making up for lost
time.
\ Detroit woman Is so artistic that
Size has band-paintcd the rattan with
which she whips her children, and tied
Zig bow of blue ribbon Oh the end.
The Duchess of Sutherland signed
the total abstinence pledge at TOrquay,
England, early this month, and hence
forth will wear the blue ribbon badge.
Miss Dawes, the daughter Of Senator
Dawes, decided that Pittsiield, Mass,
ought 10 have public park. She made
u plan, and used pen and tongue so
persuasively that the town has voted in
favor of the scheme.
Mrs. Richards, of Richford, W., has
brought suit under the recently enacted
damage act, for 5000 against Dan
Moore, Of East Berkshire, for the loss Of
her husband, who was accidentally
killed while intoxicated with liquor nj.
legged TO have been sold him by Moore.
a man went home the other night
and found his house locked up. After
infinite trouble he managed to gain
entrance through back window, and
then discovered on the parlor table
note from his wife reading: al have
gone ont. You will find the key on the
side Of the step"
A lady teacher In u public school in
boston was married quietly about
year ago, but neglected to notify the
School Committee, and kept her place
and drew her salary until recently,
when the secret leaked out. Thereupon
she resigned and Joined her husband in
another State.
The Nevada City Board of Education
recently made an order that no pupil
should be admitted to- the public schools
without physicians certificate to the
effect thar the bearer had boon vaccin-
ated within the past eight years. Last
Monday week pert and pretty girl of
sixteen presented hersel! at school with
out a certificate. When the teacher in
quired for the certificate the girl saucily
displayed shapely limb, Oh which
there was an unmistakable vaccination
mark, and asked: "How's that for n
ccrtifcate"" The teacher thought ii
very good one and admitted the girl
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
has-spets asA Trssssss.

The fashion Of wearing extremely
tight trt users has Ito periods OF regular
recurrence, like most other things in
the world. At present the more nearly
. mans reitber garments come to heinz
literally a "mOld OF form" the NOR
nearly also are they the 'telass o. fasi,.
ion" 1t may safely be said thu
trousers will L OF be tighter than they
now are.
Looking back DER the vanished years
we find that the last period OF tfous.s-
tigbtncss was In the latter part alzsff1e
year 1859. After 1870 the diusa I6ns
gradually enlarged, until about 1873
the lower half Of the fashionable youth
looked like q pair Of animated meal.
rags. In 1877 The sizs began to dlmin.
isb. and u has gradually coukasted
until we have now reached another
maximum OF expression
One OF the objects OF true science h 70
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
SHE WANTED A MODEL DETECTIVE.
The Curiosity u Young Lady HAD TO
See Real Detective.

Some time ago, says the San Fran
cisco Call, young lady, wearlnga look
of innocence upon her countenance,
edteTed police head quarters, and glanc-
ing around from one to another of the
many men assembled there, as ii search
ing Tor some particular person, walked
ny to one to one of the clerks and tlmid-
" asked for detective.
"Any particular one" asked the
cleIk.
"No, sir, was the reply, given in
half whisper.
"pray be seated" said the clerk, Of
irring the lady chair, ''as soon a. one
nent-l will present him to you"
In few moments one of the detec-
tive force who Is noted among his BROTH
tr officers as caring more for his busi-
Hess than for style and fine clothes,
came in and was introduced to the
young lady in waiting, and at his re-
quest she accompanied him into an adj
,,Oining office. Before stated her busi-
ness, or even taking a seat which the
officer offered her, she looked at him
from head to foot for u few moments,
and then asked, Are you really n
detective"
This question brought blush to the
officers face and for a second he SEEM
ed staggered and at loss for all answer,
but he soon recovered his composure,
assured the lacy that lie was detective
and inquired why she had asked that
question.
40 be frank with YOU" said the lady,
after more hesitation, ~ have never
had anything to do with policemen or
detectives. never saw but one detec-
tive in my life, and he was pointed out
to me by friend Is he was passing by
us on the street. He was dress
dressed in the most fashionable Of
clothes, wore huge diamond scart-pin,
u double chain with lock pendent, and
a big diamond ring on his finger. l
supposed that all the detectives dressed
like that, and, therefore, when / saw
you and failed to observe all this iiuery
of dress and diamo.,ds | thought you
we're only PLAIN policeman"
The officer smiled, and proceeded TO
take notes Of the case the lady had to
Law before him
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-20
Lime Kiln Philosophy.
Detroit Free I'ress.


Ode scum has now arove for pullln'
ole hats and pliers outer de broken
winders, an seize do occashun to Ak
you to remember:
dat front gate of his hinges means
q Flip shod man in de house.
"Dat red nose means a hungary flour
barrel.
"Dat no man cher got work sittin' on
de fence an discussin' de needs Of dc
kentry.
dat de less pollytlcks man has de
mo- cash he kin pay his grocer.
"Dat Arguments on religion won't
build churches nor pay de preac
"Dat a family which nebber b0rrows
nor lends keeps nayburs the longest.
dat beauty will starve In the parlOr
whsr' common sense will grow fat in de
kitchen.
"Dat the world am full o. mice. holes,
an all de cats need am to watch an
wait.
"Dat economy doau' mean buyln'
kaliker fur do wife an broad.clcth fur
yerself.
"Dat progress doan' mean fittin' ole
doahs TO new buildin's.
Dat liberty doan' gin you de right to
eat anOder mans chickens.
"Dat success achieved by rascality
am fish net made o. yarn"