The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1883-11-07

And may some Their mode of dress
Be found to deck their features
In winter time. the halo hat
Shuts OF the stage from view;
The parssol is worse than that
II hides the landscape, to,
Boston Trahscrip.
Pat was quite right when he said that it is
"A great blessing that night never comes on
in the middle OF the day TO interfere with an
honest mans work but always when the
days work is over and fellow is all tired
out
A writer discussing about kissing mention
a cold, icy kiss" We presume il is the one
a man receives from his wife at this season Of
the year when he informs her that he has
not the money for that sealSkin sacque,-
Boston Globe,
A medical advertisement says red noses are
often caused by dyspepsia by the immor-
tai Jove, there's the excuse this country has
been prospecting for ever since the dawn of
creation. What a nation OF dyspeptlcs we
are Bismarck Tribune.
young man having asked a girl if he
might go home with her from singing class,
and being refused said: You're as full OF
airs as a musical box, " Perhaps So" she
Tetorted; but If l am / don't 90 with q
crank boston Star.
One OF tie hammers in a Pittsburgh mill
strikes ninety-tOu blows On this account it
is known among the wOrkmen as the step
mother They are putting up a steam whis-
t tie near il that viii; be heard eight miles
The name for this is all ready. It's the
mother in-law
''In my time, miss" said stern aunt, 1.-The
men looked at the wOmens faces instead of
their ankles 'Ah, but, my dear aunt"
retorted the pretty young lady you see
that the world hasimproved and is more civil
liZed than il used to bet looks now more
10 tie understanding
A Stratford, Conn, woman dreamed that
she saw her husband kissing a neighbor's
wife, and she awoke and struck him across
his face and broke his nose, The next night
he ate mince pie, Welsh rabbit dried apples
and wedding cake to have a dream to get
square with her.-COstOn Post.
Don't keep bottle in the closet" advises
a temperance editor, We suspect he now
keeps his under lock and key since his wife
discovered it in his closet. We don't keep
bottle anywhere, but we shouldn't think a
Gle set would be very safe place to keep
one, A mans wife is always smoking
about the closet Norristown Herald.
How is it you can tell such whoppe rs?'
asked caller, addressing the editor of the
fish story department. well, YOU see" re-
piled the editor, 'our wife's name is Anna"
''What has that to do with it?" "A great
deal. When we are writing fish stories We
usually have Anna nigh us TO help u.s. The
caller was carried to the hospital.-Ex-
change,
The story is told of Senator ''zeb" Vance,
of North Carolina, that soon after his second
marriage he remarked to his bride: My
dear, I'm a stubborn fellow. and you may
anticipate trouble. Now, in the beginning,
while am submissive, want to give you
one piece of advice. If you follow it. well
get on mighty well. 1t is this: Make me do
Just as | darned please
A grocer grossly insulted Mrs McGoffin
the other day without intending it. She was
an immensely stout woman. and stepping
upon the scales playfully requested the gro
Ger to weigh her. As he adjusted the weights
he remarked that she weighed 100 pounds
which proved to be her exact weight. How
did you come to guess it?' she asked. II
am used to guessing at weights. weighed
hogs for five years in Cincinnati"
You charged with carrying whisky
away from an illicit distillery," said the
United States Judge to Uncle Silas What
have you to say TO that charger 81 isn't
guilty, sab. i didn't carry it away" You
had some. them Eyes. sab, | had some. "
What did you do with it?'' Well sab. all
dat bad wuz inside OBJ me. an / had so
much dat | couldn't carry il away, so | Jess
stayed dar."-Arkansaw Traveller.