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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
l Don't MINT ANYTHING.

How many feel as they sit down To the
breakfast table that they have no appe-
tite. and when asked for their preference
at the dinner table, reply "Oh, / don't
want anything" II is sad picture to
see a loved one gradually fading away,
TO observe the lustre of their ewes grad
ually growing lifelesS and DIM especial
" SO when we know if their appetite
would only return, if they would only
eat and could digest nutritious food,
how soon health and strength would
take the place of languor and debility.
In rescuing am invalid from such de-
plorable condition of health, natures
best assistant is some true tonic, some
natural appetizer. something that will
enter into the composition of the blood
and awaken it from its sluggishnesS.
Such a remedy is Browns Iron Bitters.
Its iron principle Immediately assimi-
lates with the blood, making up the nat
ural waste that great stream of lte
must suffer, when disease Is master
This true iron and non-alcoholic medi-
cine imparts a natural appetite for
healthfHl food. 1t is sure reviver and
strengthened and is reliable cure for
dyspepsia, Indigestion, intermittent fe-
vers, want of appetite, loss of strength,
lack of energy, etc Try one bottle.
The widow of Lord Frederick Cav
endish, who was murdered in Phoenix
Park, Dublin, will be married again
before the termination of the present
year The second marriage, it is stat
ed, has the approval of her late hus-
bands relatives
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Agents wanted iu every own III the CHted
States % sell Rex Mggnus. uu article udispeu>a
BILE in every family Live grocery men aud drug
gists preferred as they need II ina their own bust
ness Grorers win not only make good profit
in supplying the large demand hut can save q
great dtai of money by using il 10 keep meats
milk etc. which would otherwise spoil Address
Tine Huiuistun Food Preserving Co., x kiiby St.,
Boston Mass See adyt
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
Astonishing Results.

Homer and Plato both said of the ancient Egyp
tians that they We're a nation of physicians, We
history has no record of the discovery by them %
any such peerless compound as Aliens Iron Toni
Bitters. which is the best remedy eNtant for Dys
pepsa Sick Headache, Loss Of Appetite and gen
era depression Of the mind and system one bot
tie shows astonishing results All genuine bea
the signature of j. p. Allen, st. Paul, MINI.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

When Won visit or leave New York city save
baggage. expressage ana carriage hire. and stop
at the GRAND UNION HOTEL opposite Grand
Central depot; 400 elegant rooms fitted up a. a
cost Of one million dollars, reduced TO 81 and up
ward per dav. European plan Elevator Res
taurant supplied with the best Horse cars
stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Fam
HES can live better for less money OF the Grand
Union Hotel than at any other first-ciass hotel IN
the city.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

- Revenge is too dearly purchased, at the
price Of liberty" Is it disordered liver giving
YOU yellow skin or cOstive bowels, or do your
kidneys refuse TO perform their functionss If 50
take few doses Of kidney-Wort and nature VIII
restore each organ ready for duty Thus health
will be cheaply purchased at the price OF kidney
Wort,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
For Dysnepsia. Indigestion.

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression Of spr
It's and General Debility, 10 their various forms
also as a preventive against Fever and Ae1le, anf
other Intermittent FeveFs "Ferro-PhOsphOratef
Elixir Of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Hazard 8
Co, Now York and sold by all druggists, is The
best tonic. and for patients recovering from fevel
or other sickness, Il has no equal
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Mr. James Scarborough, a brother
of Bishop Scarborough, of New Jer-
sey, and a prominent citizen of Troy,
N. Y, was killed in that city, on Sat
urday, by an accident on a coal-boat
which was being unloaded.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
Omr PrOgrcss.

As stages are quickly abandoned with the com
pletion of railroads 50 the huge, drastic cathar-
tic pills composed of crude and bulky medicines.
are quickly abandoned with the Introduction OF
Dr. Pierces Pleasant Purgative Pellets. " which
are sugar-coated and little larger than mustard
seeds, but composed of highly concentrated yege.
table extracts. BY druggists
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
Sfubborf aud InronfesfibIe TI,,fhs.

Cream oysters, meats, etc, preserved by this
method may Ice carried across the continent or
shipped 10 Europe retaining their freshness and
purity without the use of ice or any refrigcratug
appliance or they may hc kept at home for DAYS
and weeks, even in the hottest weather. iHturoriHg
il taste besides saving much time aud expense in
the nnsL of lnn and Irnnhln I'M --mln. nl.-.aL
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Who knows that if the beautiful girl who died
so Young had been blessed with Or PierceS
FavOrite Prescription she might have reigned
on many another bright May-day. The Favor
tie Prescription Is certain cure for all those
disorders 10 which females are liable
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
Washingt
THE SILVER OF OUR s1REs.

WASHINGTON, July 23.-The issue
of standard silver dollars from the
minis for the week ending July 21st,
was 1924, 600, and for the correspond
ing period last Year SlS6, 400.
THE HILL INVESTIGATION.
The Hill investigation committee
this morning considered Coleman S
proposition to go to Chicago for the
purpose of taking testimony regarding
the charges of fraud in the construc-
ton of the custom house in that city.
1t was decided that the chairman and
Mcclellan should go to Chicago and
Alexander should follow if necessary.
Coleman said he had concluded TO 90
west tonight. Totem didn't believe
he could accompany the committee,
but said Hill would be represented.
Afl1davits was read and signed by
Patterson and Thayer, the architect
denying that any paper called for by
the committee would be destroyed or
suppressed. Recurring to his pro
posed visit to Chicago Totem called
upon the committee to state the in
tended scope of their investigation in
that city, and that he reminded them
of the charges that had been investi-
gated by the committee in y
or '73, and hoped that this commit
tee would not go over their work
if the subject Of stone cutting was to
be inquired into. He wanted to know
now. as his clients We're interested. but
ne understood the inquiry would be
confined to steam-heating charges.
The chairman requested Coleman to
make a specific statement of the mat
tiers he wished inquir = into
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

RESTLESS, fretful. crying children are suffering.
and need for their relief DR. WINCHELL'S
TEETHING SYRUP, which is used not only for
all disorders OF teething infants. but cures
coughs, colds Group sore throat collie and cramps
of older children and should b. kept in every
hy all druggists
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

4 farmer wealth depends upon the condition
Of his stock When scraggy and feeble they arr.
especially liable 70 disternpers, fevers. colds and
All diseases which destroy animals Thousands Of
dollars are saved annually by that valuable old
standby, UNCLE SANS CONDITION POW
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

If the blood be impoverished, rs manifested by
pimples, eruptions, ulcers, or running sores
take DR.. r. v PierceS Golden Medical DiScov
ery Sold by druggists
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

An economical man win keep Che leather Of hi.
htrness s'ft and pliahe, which preserves it from
cracking aud ripping, He always uses UNCLE
SANS HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness
Makers
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Headache, constipation, liver complaint bill
iousneSS are cured by that mild cleansing remedy
which never produces pain, EILERTS DAY
Druggists.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Mr.. and Mrs. John Jacob Aston
gave an elegant dinner party at New
port a few evenings ago-the largest
and finest thus far of the season
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Mr.. Lewis Carroll, author Of
"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, -
has written a new book called Rhyme
and Reason.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

REX MAext.. iu iis several brands. con be- had
or rrocrrs druggists. and general store keepers
throughout tie county.
10 thoroughly muoducs b. saupl" packages
tbav do moi have il on hand n y. You DO not
have 10 buy 4 costly right on receipt but
pay for what You get and nothing more.
rs proprietur- claim nothing for u befnhh US
,ia.ssri. ANY one mav for a fcy dimes. pur-
citus- package end thus himself tesi ils EN-
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

King NJ tesa, sovereign of Uganda
and well known to those who have
read about the the great lakes of Cen
trail Africa. is dead.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
"Che Royal ConscrNntor OF the
Norid.'

It's special field Of usefulness is the preservation
pt food IA large or small quantities which it
keeps pure, and is therefore healthful
REX MAoNrs, term siguifyug the mighty
King, is the browning triumph of the age. Il is
a combination of antiseptcs; Is harmless aud
hedlihhd. Asteless. cheap, and within the reach
of al; and Is AN entirely new and strictly Scirnti
he discovery.
Il has been demonstrated, again and again, that
the claims of It's proprictors are tncts-
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
ESl!sISIKAxvz II
Delicate and Feeble Ladies.


Those lauguid tlresome sensations causing ynn
to el scarcely able "a be your feet that cor.
slant drain that is taking from your system all 10,
former elasticity; driving the bloom from ur
checks; that continual drain upon your ,ital
forces, rendering YOU irritable and fretful can
easily he removed 10y the use OF that marvellous
remedy, Hop Bitters Irregularities and obStrur
lions OF your system are relieved at once, whilc
the special causes OF periodical pain are pcrnan
emily removed. None receive so much benefit and
none ae so profoundly grateful and show such ou
interest ia recommending Hop Bitters as women
Feels Young Again.
Ny mother was afflicted q long time with Neu
rolga and duh heavy, inactive condition OF the
whole SYSTEM, headache nervous prostrotIon, and
was almost helpless Nophysciens or medicines
did her any good. Three months ago She began
TO use Hop Bitters with such good effect that she
seems aud feels young again, although over 20
years old We think there is no other medicine
tit to use IN the family A lady, in Providence.
BRAproRD, PA. May 3 1879.
II has cured me OF several diseafes, such as
nervousness sickness at the stomach, monthly
troubles, etc have not seen a sick day In year
since took Hop BiiteiS An my neighhors usa
them Mas FANNm GRrrS
5000 Losr-"A tour of Europe that cost ne
S3No, done me less good than one bottle Of Hop
Bttets they also cured my wife Of fifteen years
nervous weakness, slrrplcssuess and dyspepsia
r W., Auburn, New Y,rt
High Authority.
Hop Bitters is not In any sense, an alcoholic
beverage or liquor aud could not be sold for usr
except persons desirous Of obtaining mode.
NAL bters
Gng., r. Ram. L. Com Iptrrnnl Rev
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Senator Palmer, of Michigan, the
rich successor of Mr.. Ferry, can quote
poetry bY the yard.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

If the cucumber bugs attack your
vines, sprinkle them with SCOT.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
NOT 4 SHAM.

tInuss not be compared with The
numerous vile and worthless COM
pounds which have imposed upon the
nubIic In IiIDcs past. This succeeds
~ here all others have failed.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Mr.. Blaine has dictated to steno-
grapher about half the first volume Of
his history.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

The estate of the late Henry w.
Longfellow the poet, has been apprals-
ed at $3.50. 600.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Joseph Chamberlain, leader of the
English Liberals, dresses more like a
fop than a statesman.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

CoNYERs. GA-Dr W II. Lee says Browns
Iron Bitters is good medicine and many are MS
ing It in this place.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

One-thrl Of all who die in active middle life
are carried on by consumption The most fire.
quenr cause is a neglected cold, cough, hoarse-
ness. bronchial trouble or asthma all Of which
may be permanently cured by ELLERT'S EN-
TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY Sold
by druggists
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
Given Up by Doctors.

rs it possible that Mr. Godfrey is up aud at
work ami cured by So simple a rrmedy.'
u assure yOu il is true that he is entirely cured
and with nothing but Hop Bitters and only ten
days ago his doctors gave him up and said he
must de-
'Wella-day That's remarkable, viii go this
day and get some for my poor George know
hops are good
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Worms cause peevishneSss. fevers commissions
and frequently death A pleasant, safe and Ger
tain remedy IS DR.. JACQUES GERMAN WORM
CAKES. Sold by druggists.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

Don't Die In the house Rough on Rats" Clears
out rats, mice, fiics, reaches, bed-bngs l5c.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02
neslrnN.G erln. of nisease.

In Offering these valuable discoveries 20 the
world aud at a nominal price only. the proprie.
tors of REX MAgNrs feel that they are comforting
a great blessing upon humanity, not only by SUI
ing their food (Which is equivalent TO increasing
its quantity and thereby lAssening It's price,, but
also by the destruction Of those germs ~ disease
and death which are 80 abundant IN many arti.
Gle. Of food BY using REx MAgNrs the progress
Of disease may be checked and human happiness,
comfort and wealth may be grizzly augmented
REN MAGSCs recollect. Is II healthfnl, tasteess,
cheap food presrrvatiye, and perfect aud rrlia-
bic substitute for lee heat, sugar salt or alcohol.
u preserves sweetens. and makes tender amy KIND
at beef pork veal or mutton, and that too ~
garless " climate. heat, cold, or any unfayora
bic surrounding II also preserves poultry, fish
Oysters game. Luttar, lard, tallnw. II TX, eggs,
beer cider. wine mud extracts vegetable juices,
hams shoulders roasting ears, or green corn on
the ear etc. ~tc In fact remarks scientific
journal iu discussing tins matter rec ntly, ~ Is
difficult TO imagine the limit 10 which this wei
come prpservatiye may assist. in the develnpmeiS
Of the trade in fresh meats. etc. both m the DO
nestic ~ well As in the foreign supply
In the light of these facts not pound oil he"t,
pork mutton veal poultry, fish. villa game. "'u
ter or cheese. should Doe eaten unt u mas hten
saved aud made pure hy Rex NASqHs.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

That Husband of Mine Is three limos the man
De was belurr De hegsn ueins Mels MealIh keneMer.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-08-02

WAR SONGS. FOR tbs G. A. r. and all others
80 cts paper 60 cts. boards Is s'coth,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
MINUTES.

The 10Th Annual Association of the
United Baptists of Jesus Christ con-
vene3 with Pilot Knob Church, on the
1st day of September, A. D. 1883, with
Rev. Thomas Lester as Moderator.
Rev. J. w. jackson was elected Clerk
pro tcm., in the absence of the regular
Clerk. Bro. Henry Mathews.
Moved by Bro. Henry Thomas that
the regular business of the Association
be preceded by singing and prayer, fol-
lowed by an appropriate Introductory
Sermon. Carried. Bro. Henry Thorn
as was thereupon appointed by the AS
sociatiOn to deliver the sermon.
An appropriate hymn was sung,
and prayer offered by Rev. Henry
Harrison after which Bro. Henry
Thomas preached a we'll rendered dis
course from ST. Luke 18th chapter and
Ist verse. The sermon elected many
responses.
After the delivery of the sermon,
there being no other business for the
hour, it was moved and carried to ad-
journ till the afternoon at half-past
one o'clock.
THOMAS LESTER, Moderator.
J. w. JACKSON, Clerk pro tenn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
A Tribute to the People of Belle
view.

Ed. Register-Being about to change
my residence,-at least for time,-I
deem it right to thank my neigh bors,
friends and associates for many pleas
ant facts. When [ commenced life for
myself, [ began among you, reared a
home, and set up my household gods.
Whatever I have gathered of this
this worlds goods, / have obtained
among you, and I owe gratitude es-
pecia' to the old citizens for many
ys B lessons in practical life, enab-
.e to correct mistakes by learning
gre. ! truths. It has been pleasant to
me to believe that the ties which bind
us together, have continually strength
ened and frightened. And as my de-
parture from among you draws nigh,
desire to acknowledge with the deep
est gratitude the many acts Of courtesy
and kindness that have thronged the
closing hours of our personal fellowship
and association. l desire especially to
thank Messrs. J. II. Cox, Edward
Thomas and Frank Imboden for the
skillfu1 manner in which the public
sale of my property was conducted.
To the general public hearty thanks
are rendered for the uniform good Or
der which characterized the large
crowd in attendance, and for their lib
erality in bidding, both at public and
private sales, the receipts being almost
two thousand five hundred dollars.
I shall carry with me nothing but
pleasant memories, believing that he
that can forget or only remember un-
kindly the scenes and associations Of
his early life, can never be a true man.
LORENZO D. CARLE,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
Errafa.

Ed. Register-After reading over,
on my return home, my scribbles to
you from Colorado, I must thank you
for putting the matter in type at all.
But especially I must apologize to
your readers for the many errors in
photography, punctuation, and other
wise. But chirography is excuse
enough for the printer, and syclonic
rush in writing them, the excuse on
my part. Some of the errors are anus
ing enough.
cornell University, n. Y" got met
amorphosed into "New jersey" "Col-
umbia College," meant Columbia Col
lege, New York.
When l described lady who caught
trout as "hollooing," the types make
me say she was "holloaoing,"-what-
ever that may mean!
Upon a reading of those articles as
they appear in print, I have mighty
sight" smaller estimate Of myself than
I had, and I incline to think the fittest
thing I can do for myself is to apply for
admission to Miss Fannie Markham's
primary department of the Ironton
public school, and learn little of 1.-The
Kings English" Anyway, it's better
to make the foregoing explanation be-
fore the lady in question Can have op-
portunity to twist my nose or pull my
ear in retaliation. E.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
Take the Gun.

Just before the battle of Marks Mill,
in Brady county, Arkansaw, an Incl
dent occurred which has since been
told at all reunions to the amusement
of all hearers. Just before the battle
opened, Federal scout, while riding
through the woods, discovered Con-
federate scout sitting under a tree.
The Federal dismounted and approach
ed cautiously from behind. The Con-
federate's gun was leaning against the
tree, and the Federal reached around
and removed it, stepped forward and
exclaimed:
"Oh, yes, pve got you!"
"That's a fact"
"Come, get on your horse, and I'll
take you in?"
The two men mounted and started on
through the woods in direction which
the Federal supposed to be the Union
lines, but which the Confederate soon
discovered was toward his own COM
mand. They had not gone far when
slow fire of musketry caused the Fed
eral to ask:
"You know who that is over there?"
eyes"
"Who is it?'
"Joe Shelby"
"The devil it is!'
They went on little further, the
Federal all the time keeping the Con-
federaLe's gun lying across the horse,
in front of him, when the crash of small
arms, and boom, boom of cannon caus-
ed the two men to stop.
"Do you know who that is?" asked
the Federal.
.Yes.'
"Who is it?"
"Marmaduke."
f"The devil it isl"
They went on again, the Federal
growing more and more nervous. Pret-
ty soon heavy firing and the awful
rebel yell told that the battle was
opened.
'sDo you know who that is up there?"
asked the Federal.
"Yes."
"Who is it?n
"Maxey with his Injins."
"The h-ll it is! Here you take the
gum" and by the time the exchange
was made the men were in the Con-
federate lines.--ArkG,ssaW Traveller.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
some Funny Fruit.
Way down in the orchard there stands

Way down in the orchard there stands an
old tree,
As crooked an "apple' as ever you'd see;
Such buds as it puts forth in bright early
spring,
And such fruit as its blossoming promises
bring!
Well, beneath this old apple tree one sunny
day
A grandpa, with paper and brier pipe lay:
When, on looking above the smoke, what did
Way up on branch of this very old tree?
Why, a scarlet striped stocking, one little
bronze boot,
And he knew very well trees ne'er bore such
queer fruit;
Above them petticoat's white rufflc gleam-
Not at all like an apple tree all this sight
seemed!
What's this ?" exclaimed grandpa -" a
strange sight indeed;
I'd very much like to secure the rare seed;
Why believe behold a round pippin' up
there;
Its either pippin or golden bright hair!
And a rosy checked 'spitzenberg' there too
l see,
Or very red flushing face too it may be.
And 'Russets' beside? why what marvellous
fruits
This old apple tree bears; or, are those two
bronze boots?
And a scarlet streaked 'Baldwin'-ah its
pardon ! beg
II make q mistake and it's but-a striped
leg!
Well well, "went on grandpa, 81 really don't
know
But this tree to the great pomological show
Should be sent, for of all sights 7 ever did
See''-
"Plsase, Dyanpa, don't stold; it tain't ap-
pies, it's me."
And, like Newton's discovery, down at his
feet
Dropped his answer-a little girl, rosy and
sweet,
As round as an apple, and blushing and red,
Because she'd been "caught" up above
"Dranpa's head"
'Ha hal" then laughed grandpa, to see her
alright,
"IIa ha, OF this dumping pll now have a
bite,
For a proof of the pudding's the tasting
you see,
And really must test what has grown on
this treew
And he kissed her so hard, she was fain to
refute
His theory of thinking her some funny fruit !!
-Den,Orest'S Monthly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
Mrs. Hambrick's Body Found
on the Beach.

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ. Sept. 1.-THE
body of Mrs. Hambrick, the wife of Paul
Hambrick, was found this morning on
the beach about three fourths of mile
below the West Jersey pier. The body
was clothed in a night dress, and had
the appearance of having been in the
water only few hours. Mrs. Ham
brick arrived here only few days ago
from Washington. It is believed that
she drowned herself on account of do
mestic troubles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1883-09-20
De1epateS Present.

Bros. Archie Reno, Henry Thomas,
Henry Harrison, Overtime Cosbery,
of Bailey Station; Thomas Lester, Po-
tosi; Cyrus Cole, Belgrade; Frank
Sweezie, Pilot Knob, and Washing
ton Gill, Old Mines.