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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Inc following gentlemen are colo
nels in the Prussian army The car,
the emperor of Austria, the kings Of
Italy. Holland. Belgium and Rouma-
mania, the prince of Wales, the dukes
Of Edinburgh and ConnaHght, and
smaller fry too numerous to mention.
They all get their salaries precisely as
though they actually performed duty.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Angelina, darling, said the dude
to the dudine, you're the apple Of
my eye" You are a 1atterer, Adolf
phus" Not at all, my dear; but
when we're together you're no longer
the apple of my eye why" BE
cause it takes us both to form one
pair, then. Hal hal ham Yes, :"
growled an old bachelor who had
heard the conversation, "a pair of
spoons" Cruel mani
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

A Baltimore dealer in hosiery has
been giving an inquisitive reporter
some points ON the size of stockings
worn by the lady purchasers. He
says THE sizes range from eight to
ten. In Baltimore the average is
from eight to eight and half, In
Boston and Chicago it is from nine to
nine and a half, and in New York
from eight and half to nine. 1t is
a well known fact among hosiery
dealers that the women of Baltimore
have the smallest feet in the country.
1t must make life appear barren
waste to the average Boston women
to reflect that her stockings are the
same in size as those that are worn by
women in Chicago.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

A Denver clergyman declares that
he would rather marry good cook
than a woman who can play on the
piano and speak Italian If in quest
of wife he should make his calls at
the kitchen, and not at the parlor of a
mansion Women who can play the
piano and cook too are what the pres
ent age demands, for any man can
both eat and listen to music
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01
Mr.. Harnden's Very Funny Fowl.
Savannah News

Mr.. Benjamin Harnden took to
Washington last Saturday the queer
est-looking fowl that has ever been
seen in that place. 1t was perfectly
white, except a few black feathers
near the tail It's shape and voice
are that of a guinea, but it was as
large as a turkey hen. Mr.. Harnden
thinks it is hybrid between q guinea
and a turkey, but others think It is a
monstrosity of guinea 1t was
Matched from a guinea egg a little
over a year ago.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

A Kansas woman was jawing her
husband the other day, when a cy-
clone came along He turned pale as
death, but the woman kept on scold-
ing, and the cyclone lodged around
the woodpile and sneaked of with its
tail between its legs.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

"[ could leave the world tomorrow
without pang the future has no ter
rors TO me, said Mulberry IN one of
his melancholy moments. Very
likely, said Brown, who is a brute
seems to me that an everlasting sea
son of fire aud birthstone would be a
picnic to a man who had lived twenty
years with your wife.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01
1nlpOrInnI.

When you visit or leave New York city save
at the GRAND UNION HOTEL. opposite Grand
Cestral depot; $50 elegant rooms fitted up at a
cost of one million dollars, reduced 10 81 aud up
ward per day European plan, Elevator. Res
taurant Supplied with the best Horse cars
stages and elevated railroad to all depots FAINT
lies can live better for less money at the Grand
Union Hotel than az any other irst-cass hotel in
the city
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

From Punch: Young lady (who is
writing a note for the housemaid).
rs there anything more you wish me
to say, Mary2" mo, marin, except
just say Please excuse bad writin
and spellin'."
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Mrs. Langtry IS accompanied by
her mother, If the mother is any
thing like the daughter the Philadel-
phia Call thinks it wouldn't be bad
idea if the grandmother should JOIN
the party as well.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Mr.. Nathaniel Barker. q well known
vocalist, author Of Ben Bolt, " is ly-
ing seriously i'll at his residence in
Lynn, Mass. He is about 70 years Of
age, and sustained few days ago a
fracture Of his hip.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

The president of Girard college is a
person Of marked timidity. When he
asked for a thirty days leave of alb.
sence, he put it on the ground that
he wanted to assume new domestic
relations.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

IN "A letter from Hon Mrs pERy, Castle Grey
Limerick Ireland, BBowN's BRoSCHIAL TRocHEs
are thus referred to- Having brought your Bron
chial Troches with me when / came to reside
here, founG that after had given them away 30
those ] considered rec tired them the poor people
Will walk for miles 10 get few" For Coughs,
Colds and Throat Diseases they have no equal
SOid OnLu In bOrea
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01
Artificial Limbs.

The well-known manufacturer Of Artificial
Limbs, Robert Baty, Of 1877 Wisconsin street. Mil
waukee, Wis. has the reputation OF turning out
the very best work in his line, In addition 60 ar
titicial limbs, which Mr. Baty manufactures him
self he also keeps the largest and finest assert
ment in the state of trusses belts. elastic hosiery,
etc. Parties needing such goods should write for
MIR Baty's catNloEne.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

A rich sensation has just peen
spoiled in st. Louis a wealthy
young lady of that city had fslly
made up her mind to run away with
and marry her fathers coachman,
when at the last moment she dis
overed that the coachman wouldn t
have her
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

the only preparation OF beef containing its eptr,
nutritious properties II contains blood making,
force generating and life sustaining properties
invaluable for Indigestion. Dyspepsia
nervous prostration aud all forms of general
debility; also. IN all enfeebed conditions whether
the result Of exhaustion, nervous prOstfatlOu
oyer-work sr acute disease, particularly IL result
ing from pulmonary complaints, CAswELI, lAz
ARD Co, proprietors, New York Sold by drug
gists
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Eyes, said Mrs Brownsmith, u
want a good girl, and possibly you
might do; but have you had any ex-
perience" "Ixparience, is itl' repli-
ed the damsel, resting her hands on
her hips and tossing her head into the
air; Experience, IS it2 Faith and
haven't Oh been in no less than twin
ty families during the last month";
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

The spire of the cathedral of Go.
logne, Jl1 feet in height, overtops the
great pyramid, and is the Hottest
structure built my man. The Wash
ington monument viii see it and go
80 feet better.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

When Ismall Pasha looks at his
bills for fall bonnets that's the time,
of course, he finds his harem scare
inn.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Hay FEyER. ! have used Ely's Cream Balm for
Hay Fever, and have experienced great relief.
recommend il as the best of all the remedies /
have tried It y. JENCKs, Lawyer, Grand Rapids
Mich Price 30 cents
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Nennor is undecided whether to
have any cyclones next year or not.
Perhaps he wants different States to
buy him off.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Conductor Warren Of Winona, MINI, says
used one bottle ~ Warmers White Wine of Tar
Syrup when / was 20 hoarss I could not speak
above whisper and Ia twenty four hours it cured
me u Is the best remedy ] ever saw.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Benson'S Skin cure Il cures all rough and scaly
skin diseases and makes the skin smooth aud
healthy, IL is an ornament to any lady's toilet
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

FoR years / have been afflicted with Hay
reve. ! gave Elys Cream BALM trial This
relief vas immediate. I regard myself cured -
g. ScHREBEB, & pt Of Cordage Co. Elizabeth,
n. j. Price 80 cents.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Cassius NJ Clay, whose name once
was tossed about the country. is visit
ing Washington.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

John G. New tells a Detroit report
er: 81 am now holding the last politi
cal office / ever intend to hold ! an
heartily sick Of public life, in which
have been engaged more or less FOL
many years. | have worked for tbs
public too long. / must now work fol
myself and family
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Pere Hyaclnthe's stepson Is a clerk
in the Treasury Department at Wash
ton
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01
Testing NIrtnex. .

BE not wiser than You should, but be soberly
wise and b this end commence by testing the Fir-
tues Of Aliens Iron Tonic Btters. which supplies
the blood with iron, aids digestion. tones and
strengthens the system and creates, as t were, q
newman Try H. All genuine bear the signature
Of J. T. ALLCN ST. Paul Mimi
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Senator Malone looks older than
he did two years ago lie is getting
somewhat bald, and his hair and
beard have whitened.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

j =. eager, Route agent on the IT Wayne
branch Of the l.. S. & NJ. S railway, SAYS Agent
at Reading, Mich, get me two more bottles Of
Warmers White Wise Of Tar | never used It's
equal for Throat trouble
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

CLtrsyuLE, AtA-Dr W Carter. says 'l have
used Brown Iron Bitters in my own family for
indigestion with great benefit
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

A om.p that wakes with the Group should have
a dose of Pso's Cure
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

To crsE sore throat garge with Pisos Cure
for Consumption. - cents
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

At Newport. DO you not associate
with the Browns" Certainly not.
They are relatives of my husband.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

RusmoRG O-pr a. Page, says. 81 have pre-
sCrhed Browns Iron Bitters in several instances
and i'm each case obtained good results
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01
NIensman,s Pentnnilcd Hcer TonI

SKINNEX MEN. Wells Health Renewe
restores health aud vigor, cures dyspepsia, i'm
pOteuce 500
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

25c buys apar of Lyons PateAt Heel St0eners
Makes a boot or shoe last twice az long.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01
WOMAN AND THE BABY

WOMAN AND THE BABY.
What puzzle the little child is'n the domestic economy
How the mother gives fiber life and strength support the life
Of her blessed little youngsterl
How the child kicks, and laughs, and crows!
How the cid and is heavier and heavier day
And she lifts him. and him. and plays with him. and takes
care Of him by day and by night eeE~-@
any wonder the mother breaks down? h back aches. Her
stomach fails her Her liver bad Her blood thin and she says she
feels poorly. Yes poouy poorly Give mother bottle Of
Byo7s hon B She needc the iron in her blood which that will
She strength she will be confirmed old invalid
Byoa7fs bon BHeyg helps aid weary life
cheerunes and ygor. Tell al the mothers you know.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

e "BUCtIE-PAIRA." Quick, complete
cure, all annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases.
ZOO
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

This most remarkable statement was made by Mr.
Frank b. Lee clerk IN the ONCE Of N. y c. II. Il, r.
r., Little Falls, N y on the sth Of juno, ISIS.
Mr.. Lee says 'My father has been troubled for over
twenty years with kidney and bladder disease
suffering the most acute pain when urinatng He be
bad that he was obliged TO give up all business
His condition such that his urine would drop con
santly, and he was obliged 20 use rubber bag, the
weakness so great. lie used many kinds of modi-
cine without deriving any benefit until he was urged
By one OF druggists I'm Little Falls AIr skinner to
use Hunts Remedy as he had known OF It's being used
IN many with great purchased bot
Tie, and he commenced using Il, and he so i'm
proved that he got along without the rubber bag lie
used n all twelve bottles and it has entirely cured him
Father is sXtytWo years old ana we consider t most
wonderful cure. ana Chccrfuly recommend Hunts
Remedy TO all afflicted with kidney, liver, urinary
troubles"
Am the evidence published IN regard 20 Hunts Rem
edy be relied upon; II is true in every particular
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1883-11-01

Two years ago number of English
slylarks were brought over to this
country and set at liberty in Bergin
county, N. j. During the present
season they are frequently seen and
heard in the fields, having increased
considerably in numbers.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-12-27
Executors Sale ofLand
and
Personal Property.

We will sell at Newberry G. 81. S. c.,
on the first Monday in January next,
all the lands belonging to the estate Of
David Kibler, deceased, consisting of
the following parcels in the town Of
Prosperity, S. c., viz:
No. 10. The House place, containing
6 acres, whereon is located fine
dwelling house with seven rooms and
all necessary out buildings. Both
spring and well water.
No. II, Lot, containing 410 acres.
No. II, Lot, containing 6-10 acres.
No. /, Lot, containing l 44-10G acres
fronting on McNary road.
No. 2, Lot, containing u acres 'front.'
ing on same road.
No. 8, Lot, containing II acres 'front.'
ing on same road.
No. 4, Lot, containing 3-100 acres
fronting on same road.
No. 5, Lot, containing one acre and
fronting on same road. =.
No. 6, Lot, containing 34-100 acres
fronting on Street.
No. Z, Let, containing 2 36-100acres
fronting on Street.
No. S, Lot, containing 123 acres.
No. Slot, containing % 56-100 acres.
Also a valuable plantation of land
containing One hundred acres more or
less, bounded. by lands OF j. w. Sock
man, Elizabeth Cameron, Henry Domi-
nick and others. This land is 5 miles
distant from Prosperity, S. G..
Terms of sale.-One-balf i'll cash,
and the balance ON credit of twelve
months with interest from the day of
sale, second, by the bond of the pur-
chaser and a ortgage of the premises.
The purchaser to pey for papers.
The purchaser of the House lot, will
also be required to insure the dwelling
house in some good company to an
amount equal to the credit portion and
assign to us as executors.
Also all the personal property be-
longing to the estate Of David Kibler,
deceased, will be sold at the former
residence OF the said David Kibler, on
Tuesday after saleday in January.
Terms Cash.
December Sd, 1883.
DRAYTON w. T. KIBLER,
REBECCA w, KIBLER
As Executors of the last will and
testament of David Kibler, deceased.
Dec. 6-tds.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-12-27
Tbe. Fe,paIe Academy Entertainment.

The entertainment given last Thurs
day night for the benefit Of the Female
agScademy, was agreeable at every
{, Int. It consisted of music, readings
and recitations. The performers who
were. with but few exceptions, pupils
of the Academy, were introduced by
Mai. G. II. Suber.
A salutatory was recited by Miss
Grace Jones with excellent accent and
easy composure.
The sIasu Hymn was ;recited by
Miss Gussie Hood, with pleasing effect
The music of the aLast Hymn" pro
ceeded from behind the scene-other
wise, the recitation was very good.
The. Babble of the Babel, was ad-
miirable as well as amusing-thls be-
ing concert recitation OF several
rhyming stanzas, by a-bewildering
array of bonny girls, most OF them very
small. o. the babble OF those girls.
Miss Mary Butler Pope sang Baby
Mine, Miss Alleen Broadus playing the
accompaniment. She sang the piece
very sweetly, in excellent time and a
remarkably true voice. That the audi
ence was delighted with the song, was
attested by rounds of applause.
Two selections were read by Misses
Laura Blease and Mary Brown. One
noteworthy, feature about the per-
Torrance being that the small girls
read and spoke to the audience, SO as
to heard-instead OF addressing their
own feet as is the custom,
s.The charge of the Light Brigade"
was recitedin concert by. seven young
ladies, and, to use the words OF Maj.
Suber, "who could resist such
charge p, .sReuben and Rachel"
comic character song, by DR.. Z. G.
Jones and Miss G.: Griffin, in costume,
was one of the happiest hits Of the
evening. 1t is hardly too much to say
that the audience was transperted-not
ssbeyond the Northern Sea-" however.
Misses Mamie and Matte McCaugh-
rim, Miss Lula Baxter, Misses Leah and
Selma Foot entertained the audience
with piano music-'sgood and better"
The little girls who took part in the
Flower Queen deserve praise-we can
not recall all their. names
The entertainment closed withs'Mag-
ic Music" in which all kinds OF house
hold duties were. performed in time,
with quick music and slow music, Miss
Hollbroke playing the piano and Mr..
Powell the violin. The effect on the
audience was magical.
The entertainment was alike credi-
table to the children. and to Misses G..
Griffin, Ella Motto and Gussie Hood
who managed it. We tried to get a
programme but We were unable to do
so, We therefore take off our hatto each
Iassie who has not been mentioned
and assure. her that she deserved cor
nucopia iulf ofpraise.
The musical part Of the performance
was a fiattering compliment to Miss
Griffin the accomplished music teacher
of the academy.
The audience was much smaller than
,siitwould have been but for the rain and
and, and we hope the entertainment
ssse repeated soon.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-12-27
ObIEag0rN.

Departed this life, in the city OF
Columbia, S. c., on the 7th December,
1883, iii the 42d year of his age, Harry
w. Butler, second son Of B. G. and
NJ. r. Butler, of Charleston, &C.
His spirit is enfran shised now,
Those restless longipgs DER.
The quenchless T.. ughts hushed into
rest;
Andon that dreamlcss shore
Whose dim and dist mt boundary
He longed so much to know
His wearied heart has found its rest,
Mid joys forever new.
Then murmur not, he has not lett us
wholly;
His memory fingers still.
While borne a,oft on seraph's wings
He sings b 5lier song,
And tunes his harp to sweeter strains
Mid Heavens angelic throng.
NJ. A. E.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-12-27
Various and All About.

ms is GnrlSGMaS Qay.
The HERALD for the first time in its
history is published on christmas day.
Who says egg-aog to the HERALD
force.
Many foul fowl murders were done
yesterday turkeys.
We thank DIR. Folk for an invitation
to q Turkey roast. Tine tobe set by
us.
DR.. John B. sawyers, Iuka, Mass,
says Browns Iron Bitters give gem
eral satisfaction. .;
a promise of weekly bearing from
the lively 'sburg'' of Jalapa, refreshes,
as, and viii please the reader.
Close up your place of business
to-day, and enjoy a rest. A few
dollars Of sales will not be missed.
The Helena Sunday School will have
a celebration tonight. ADDRESS by
DR.. Steek.
The HERALD Almanae, handsomely
illustrated is on our counters. Price
only five cents; it is worth ten cents.
We thank our Prosperity eorrespon-
dent for his promise Of Weekly Dots
His New Year gathering OF items VIII
no doubt be ''rich, rare and racy.''
Readers of the HERALD are invited to
call and get copy of our vest pocket
Calendar, printed at this Office for free
distribution.
A few more handsome and seasona-
Bile articlesin the HERALD Book Store,
suitable for Christmas and New Years
presents.
Why can't we hear from various
other localities in the county. There
is always something occurring which
would be interesting if brought to light
through the HERALD.
Do net trans aess. the ordinance Of
the city Council in regard to popping
fire crackers, Or sending off rockets,
otherwise you may be sent up or pop
ped into the calaboose.
ssI would not live always,I ask not
to stay" We do not wonder, with
such cold as yours, but there is a
bright side to every thing, and sun
shines even for those racked with pain.
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup never fails to
cure the most stubborn cough.
Allscientists know the proneness OF
insects to deposit their eggs in deeayed
fruit. What creates worms in the hui
man body? Think OF this and give
Shriner's Indian Vermifuge OCCASION
ally to your children. For sale by DR..
S. f. FAINT.
The HERALD is nineteen years old,
and its flourishing condition gives
pleasure to its proprietor and editor.
We will know no rest until five hun
dred more subscribers are placed on its
mail book. If every subscriber will
speak a word to his neighbor and friend
who is not subscriber we will have
them.
| Our Ed. entered his nineteenth year,
Wednesday night and was given by his
parents splendid supper. About
twenty of his young friends, girls and
bows participated. Our worthy "Mas-
| teri in Equity, was one OF the honored
guests. The party was very pleasant
affair.
Our Claude put in a plea to attend
the vonng ladies rehearsal Thursday
last. but his mama told him Capt
Pifer would not appreciate his company
| when he asked if Capt. <Pner wai
/ ssboss'' of the Opera House? Finding
he could not go, he said he would go tt
1 the ''circus" at night. He meant thu
| entertainment"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-12-27
Good News.

Good News.
In consequence, and by reason of, a
continuous line of fair and honest deal
ing, and the fact that the proprietor OF
the HERALD Book Store has for a long
time striven to please the people and
distribute the beautiful wares manu-
factured at his great and wonderful
factory in Icedom the immortal-anG-
Observation-Disclosures
Kringle-Santa-Claus-or Old-Nick, has
issued the following circular
IcEDoM. CAPITAL
OF the Kingdom OF the North Pole,
December Goth, 1883.
Dearly Beloved and Best
Esteemed of Book Sellers
in the South.
By Royal Ukase, you are hereby de-
clared q Knight in the first degree of
the Red Book, and are authorised to
make it known to the Word and par
ticularly to the people of Newberry
that your store is Headquarters for the
beautiful goods I make, and, you are
requested to sell at as low price as you
can DO with justice to yourself. Par
ticularly -yould l have you dispose Of
those beautiful Bibles and Auto AL
buns, in every one of which I wish my
name to be enclosed in letters of gold.
Done by my hand this cold day at
Icedom: Anno Domino, Dec. 1883,
SANTA CLAUS.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1883-12-27

A Yorkshire man, having occasion
to visit France, was dumfounded, to
find on reaching Calais that men,
women and children all spoke
French. In the height Of the per-
plexity which this occasioned he
retreated to bed, and was awakened
in the morning by the cock growing;
whereupon he burst into wild ex-
sclamation of astonishment and de-
light, and exclaimed: 'Thank good
ness, there's English at last !''