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Morning journal and courier., 1883-03-13
FOR SALE CHEAP.
Voluntary Tribute of Gratitude for
 Benefits Received.

DEAR SIR :-Please allow me the privilege Of giving testimony regarding the wonderful curative prop critics of your invaluable medicine Hunts Remedy, During the past six years have been great sufferer from kidney disease, and during great part of the time my su6erings have intense as to this dread disease know of the awful backache and pains of all kinds, accompanied by great weakness and nervous prostration loss of and ambition which invariably attend it. had all these troubles intensified, and was in such bad condition that I could not get up out of my chair except by putting ny hands my knees and almost rolling ont before could straighten up. tried the best doctors and many kinds of medicine, but all failed to help me; and experimented long endeavoring to get cured that last spring in very shape, and in seek ing for relief my attention directed by friend to the remarkable cures of kidney dseases &c., which were being accomplished by Hunts Remedy. was
 induced to try 1t and began to take it, very soon simbered up" as it were; my severe backache, and the intense pains had suffered long speedily dis appeared notwithstanding had been bothered with this complaint so many years.
 When began to take Hunts Remedy was consid- erably Fun down in my general health. and suffered also from loss of appetite Ever since have been taking the Remedy, however, my improvement has been most marked; my former complaints aches, pains, Sc, have disappeared, and now feel like my former self, hale, hearty and sound in health. I shall always keep Hunts Remedy with me, and would meat earnestly recommend all those who are sufferers bladder urinary organs to Hunts Remedy, and AaIra finer
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met you before. Can you tell me when it was?" Second ditto-sI can, sir; it was at the same time that met you" First duffer (refecting) )-"Yes, yes, it must have been; but what 8 remarkable coincid encs !"-Bos- ton Transcript.
 George-The rules of etiquette in such cases are very simple. When your next-door neighbor remarks that his new baby is two weeks old you must look surprised and say you did not know he had one. The thinner the walls the more surprised you must be. With little practice you can tell the lie without blushing.-Philadelphia News.
 A wellknown Presbyterian clergyman of one of the lower Delaware counties, some what famous as wit, was approached by 8 Baptist clergyman with the question: ''Well, brother, we're going to have new bell for our church. What sort would you recom- mend?'' There was twinkle behind the Presbyterian parsons glasses, and he an- wered promptly, "By all means, diving bell
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A Yankee Trick

Yankee shrewdness has long been truism- good trick discovered by Connecticut man as far back 1925. The people were then, prone to contract coughs and colds. Our ancestors wanted to find certain cure for these uaadies. Much care, study and labor employedan the resulting pre- scxipton has been known and successfully used many years in the section where it first compounded. it's merits being passed from mouth to mouth. For old Standing coughs, with all their attendant ills and symptoms, leading to Consumption and death. it's equal not be found to day, and fresh cold it acts like magic. It offered to the public under the name of American Cough Drops Your Druggist has it. 35 cents bottle. Net confection lozenge but liquid.
 KALLocRME is pIeaaznt and soothing to the scalp, cnring headache aBd alIzzng inflammation. 50 cents
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correspondent suggests that nice place be provided by the good people of this city where those overcome by strong drink may be taken instead of being locked up in the police station He would have the guests at this establishment given a cup of hot coffee ani some good advice when sober in the morning We fear that such place would not tend to decrease intemperance.
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The Legis lature of Maine has passed bill restoring the penalty of death for murder
 and it will probably receive the Governors approval and become law. Judge Barrows, of the Supreme court of Maine, sente1iced the other day two men to imprisonment for life, and in sentencing them made some re- marks which will not be useful to the oppo- nents of capital punishme nt. He said "It is not case where frequent repetition makes the duty light. On the contrary, my heart is every time more and more oppressed with the feeling that the number of those who harbor malice until their hearts become re- gardless of social duty and fatally bent on mischief is increasing in our State; and that unless some benefcent change is wrought the time will come when the laws will be- come comparatively powerless to protect the lives of the innocent and the defsnceless, and we shall fall into the condition of those law less and semi-barbarous communities where every mans hand must keep his own head
 and the land becomes blackened and stained with blood -guiltiness." The result of the abolition of capital punishment in Maine has not been encouraging. Hanging is dread ful thing, but the time does not appear to have come when can get along without it.
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DOUBTFUL.

man who had climbed Mont Blanc seven times in safety was killed thaso other day while trying to go up step ladder. Is prudence any use ?-Boston Post - - s.
 ''No," said LyttletoR, .sIy don't 90 much mind being called an ass; but the deuce of it is that nobody seems to ses anything in . appropriate in the appallation. '-Boston Transcript.
 It is a glorious thing to have been born man. One doesn't have to bother himself for month over the plans and specifications of a new spring bonnet. He simply has to foot the bill when the thing is brought home. Lowell Citizen.
 At one of the schools in Cornwall the in- spector asked the children if they could quote any text of scripture which forbade a man having two wives. One of the children sageiy quoted in reply the text, s.No man can serve two masters"
 A newly married couple from ssWaybaek'' were in the city yesterday, and, of course, found an oyster saloon the first thing How do you want them, on ths half shell P the waiter asked the groom ah-sir-ee thars no half shell busineas A- weddin' trip; give lem to us on the whole she'll -9-Roches ter Post Express.
 First duffer-ts You say you have met me before, and have an impression that have
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posed that he be freed from the obligation of maintaining her and living with her. In neither case is this separation to be counted as legitimate divorce. enabling the spouse of the ineorrigible tippler to contract sec- ond union.
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The death of the Russian statesman Prince Gortschakoff ended public career covering nearly sixty years and remarkable for great achievements Russia has abundant reason to hold his memory in grateful honor.
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Again are the respectable people of Massachusetts shocked by their startling Governor It is announced that he will stump the State of Rhode Island for MT. sprague if Sprague is nominated for Cover
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Mir. Elmore. of Granby, a breeder of choice dogs, has recently lost about $500 by distem- per among his canines.
 Friday night at II o'clock the police called at the room of Go. t'E i" in the armory build ing New Britain, and found three persons, two members of tke company, playing card poker. They were locked up over night, and Saturday morning in the Police court were each fined $5
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Yours very truly,

HENRY H. SHELDUNs
 No. 2sO Westminster St, Providence, R. I. 'In the lexicon of youth, etc., there is such word e F1SLn That ''lexiconr is now found in the laboratory of HUNr's REMEDY. It knows no such word as FdL fe24 cod
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The last number of the Congressional Rec ord issued some days after the adjournment of Congress, is striking illustration of the absurdity of that interesting periodical. The issue contains about 200, 600 words which were never spoken in Congress. Mir. Rich ardson and MT. Lee, the contestants, whose case was under consideration when final ad- journment was reached, reprint 6o,O 900 words of the testimony laid before the Elections committee. Each prints about 30, 900 words. All of this testimony has already been pub ished in 8 large volume by Congress and is accessible in that form. MT. Randall Gib-, son, who now goes to the Senate, presents short argument about the improvement of the Mississippi river, and appends to it 9o,- 900 words of the testimony taken by the committee which recently investigated this subject. All of this testimony had been printed in public document by Congress and is accessible in that form. Mr. Oscar Turner appends to speech the entire river and harbor bill which passed the House and died in the Senate. Another number is to be issued this week which will contain similar "eccentricities ''F
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EDITORIAL NOTES.

Look out for warm weather in July-E. Stone Wiggins.
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Wigginses always have had remarkable success in deluding people, and we suppose always will have. One of the most remark able of their triumphs occurred in London as long ago as 1524. A number of the as- trologers and fortune-tsllers who infested the city united in prophesying that the Thames would overflow the town and destroy 10000 homes February 1, 1524, and this so fright ened the people that it is said no less than 20, 900 fled to the country for safety, includ- Ing the monks of St. Bartholomew's priory, who built sort of fortress and stocked it with two months provisions. The river it. self was also thought to be safe place. and when the day came all shipping was crowded with those who thought that there was their best chance to escape drowning.
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DRY GOODS BULLETIN {A J. N. Adam G Go. THE silk House of New Haven.
THE siIk House of New Haven.
Dress Goods.

OICSS~ S0VVAO' . Our purcbassa for ike Spring tradel are arriving daily and we are already able to show very nend- some assortment of Cashmeres, Shoodas foues, ser. shades, some of which are exceedingly pretty. We also showing line of French p1nchecks oS is aud me ciearness of effect Care is necesra- " comparing these goods with others as tnere resem bling them at first sight but found to be far behind in texture when the two put side by sioe wool tyys 42 i wide at soc yard. No better goods at the price can be got anywhere.
 Cheap Dress Goods.
 We have excellent value in American Cashmeres, we eer large variety of beautiful styles of Dress Pla1ds at 1Oc and I216c yard. Theie goods nave and retailed at 25c and are really splendid value at our prices. Our assortment is large The display of New Cambrics, Percales, satines' OhamorsSs- anu Scotch Ginghams is very attractive.
 Ladies' Underwear, &c. Our new line of goods in this department is meet ing with hearty appreciation and sales are larger this season than before The second delivery Of been opened and our stock thus greatly improved. Attention directed to the large assortment we show in white Combination Trimmings &zs2
 Gloves.
 our motto "keep up the qualityn is found to work very well in this department, for nothing tries !A- has bought somewhere great bargain turns out to be only great fraud. We will not risk anything in
  gain when we it, and this week we can give such one in a very excellent Kid Mousquetaire Glove in the new shades at $1. The assortment of our stand ard goods Is full, and as good as usual
 Laces. &c.
 New Trimming Laces and Edgings, Antique La ces real and imitation, Linen, Embroidered and Lac Collars very attractive styles for ladies and children, Tides and Pillow shams Sc, are being opened every day.
 Hosiery.
 We have ready for sale this week probably the fn- est line of Ladies' and Children's Hose ever shown here. It comprises everything in plain and fancy styles that desirable for the trade Of New Ha ven and in buying this gave effect to our re- cent experience of the fact that the trade of this city requires finer goods than seemed called for in former years The assortment is also complete iH low priced goods.
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Price Three Cents.
STRONG
 FACTS/

A great many people are asklrT what particular troubles BRowr IRON BIrTERs is good for.
 It will cure Heart Disease, Paral- ysis, Dropsy, Kidney Disease, Cc''- sumption, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, and all similar diseases. Its wonderful curative power is simply because it purihes and en- riches the blood, thus beginning at the foundation, and by building up the system, drives out all disease. A Lady Cured of Rheumatism.
 Baltimore, Md, May 2, 1880. My health was much shattered by Rheumatism when I commenced taking Browns Iron Bitters, and scarcely had strength enough to at tend to my daily household duties. lam now using the third bottle and am regaining strength daily, and cheerfullY recommend 1t to all-
 I cannot say too much in praise of it. Mrs. MARY E. BFAsHEAR,
 I7s Prestmanst. Kidney Disease Cured.
 Christiansburg, Va, 1881. Suffering from kidney disease, from which could get no relief, tried Browns Iron Bitters, which cured me completely. A child of mine, recovering from scarlet fever, had no appetite and did not seem to be able to eat at all. Igave him Iron Bitters with the happiest results.
 J. KYLE MONTAGUE. Heart Disease.
 Vine St., Harrisburg, Pa.
 Dec. 2, 1881. After trying different physicians and many remedies for palpitation of the heart without receiving any benefit, Twas advised totry Browns Iron Bitters. have used two bot ties and never found anything that gave me so much relief.
 Mrs. JENNIE HESS. For the peculiar troubles to which ladies are subject, BROWNS IRON BITTERs is invaluable. Try it. Be sure and get the Genuine.
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Silks.

worthy the attention of buyers We have 1Ist ,1 re- Whch Ie have been using for last two years and the quality this lot is fully up to the ;1I made in this country we have cce to the concusaon that this best, the make that not ony plet,s hest st rst siuht but gives the most enduring sat faction to the wearer. The entire production is sa ken up by few leading dry goods honseS have to be given to the mAnufacturer about G1 m months. Three three grades sH e s9u1y y we We are also in cur Pcsnch Black ry number being exceptionally well repreSenteu " ber of other less known makes, bought their mer- its whenever could unusual value m Snen' " one can outd5 us at that; but we show .. on o1r pr shelves and counters the largest and best ssoex & m m New Haven. Of that fact any person can 70 ay t ns convinced by simply looking Neither oo we Hay sras sn saaos s se tsm s The @eres tro knows that there ia not that margin in the trade But we do say ts @ tas f1Vs Sat fO %s V e 4a%e in Silks is susceptible of proof positive any oay III tne eoorsS sEs there is more rreguarty of value and "jobsn more frequently obtainable. Inls siiT st s7Xc yard which we believe it will be very hard to match at S1 in any other store.
 New Cloakings.
 We have just opened large purchase of Spring 1, Cloths and Cloakings, Tweeds and Casstmeres The prices are right
 Housekeeping Goods.
 An uncommonly good choice and good value can can now be had from us in Bleached and Cream Table Damssks with Napkins to match. Foreign and Amer Turkey-red Darnasks in large variety New DoC- ted Swiss Muslins, Curtain Muslins and Lace Cur. taips. Cretonnes in great variety. Best quality or Table Oilclothg.
 DOmeStics.
 The recent low prices in Cottons are unchanged. Cotton Cloth has not been cheaper since before the war (except for short time in 1873 and prices are more likely now to advance than to recede. It Is good time thrifty people to lay in large supply Ne have large line of new Prints and Sh1rttngs
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ssTerra- Gotta lumber" is attracting much attention in England. It is composed of the top layer of ire-clay beds and sawdust, ex- posed to heat and pressure. Slabs, bricks and boards of any shape may be moulded from it, and it is capable of being cut by edge tools, pierced by nails, sawn and other wise manipulated, just as wood is- But the straneest feature about it is that it stands, without any apparent affect upon it, more intense heat than fire clay will bear; and for lining furnaces, for bridge walls in smelting furnaces, and other places of exposure to great heat it will be a valuable and almost in- expensive substitute for asbestos. Water seems to have no destructive influence upon it. Its weight is abeut that of an equal mass of cinder, and it's color varies from light buff to fierce salmon. No doubt it will be found of great value for building pur poses.
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The plan proposed for iessening the evils of intemperance in Russia deals quite as se- vereIy with the buyer as the seller of intoxi- eating iquor Among the clauses dealing with the customer there is one which pro- poses that $ every, ineorrigible chronic drinker" shah forfeit the rights of g pGter- f,auiz;as. His children are to be taken away from him and regarded a4 the children Of the State, by which they will be placed in some educational institute, where the father will be prohibited from interfering with them In the case of an incorrigibly drunken husband the project suggests that the courts shall be allowed to grant his wife. upon her own ap- peal, a species of conditional divorce. with 8 guarantee of exclusive right to her earnings.
 Similarly at the request of a husband, whose wife is an incorrigible drunkard, it is pro-
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The recent low prices in Cottons are unchanged Cotton Cloth not been cheaper since before the war (except for short time in 1873 and prices are more likely now to advance than to recede. It Is good time for thrifty people to lay in large supply Ne have . large line of new Prints and sh1rttngs
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while his church grew rapidly, and he was quoted as 8 man of s'pro9ress, y an advanced thinker and brilliant and successful man. star sank suddenly behind the cloud of wretched scandal. and he left in disgrace. Sober Christian people thought it was an Illustration of the blind leading the blind and certainly the result was ''accordiDg to the Scriptures" Both fell into the ditch togeth. CT, but it was not the grand old Church of the Pilgrims which was snaitten by his ad- ventures. I give this simply as a relation of fact for whose correctness of detail am re- sponsible, which can be taken for precisely what it is considered to be worth
 To morrow, Mir Editor, I will be obliged to you for a special letter on the subject of ''Discriminations s. M. HAMMOND.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1883-11-10
PoLYG ANGUS MARRIAGES.
How They Are .hIade-The Records of 8
Double CourtNhip.

How They Are .sIade-The Recorcs OF "a
Double C"urtship.
sGlt Lake Letter in Chicago News
The superintendent of the great CO.
operative store has told me how he
contracted polygamous marriage and
will try to repeat his story as nearly
as | can just as he gave it to me. II is
after dinner in tho old Townsend
House and in the very same room Oc-
cupied by Arte mus Ward many years
ago. The superintendent sits in on
arm chair and talks, while | lean for
ward interested more than | can tell.
Our cigars are unlit
you have asked" he says, "abou'
the courtship for second marriage,
and whether the suitor works over his
old love letters, improves on his old
methods, and whether, being n mar
ried man himself, he proceeds more
boldly, or in the light of new affec-
ton bushes, stammers and hesitates
as in his cellow days. Well, am 60
ing to tell you my own experience.
He is an Englishman, and pass the
claret jug, which he lifts and then be-
gins:
"You see, | was Mormon in EGG
land before ! came here. In fact, |
was born Mormon. In 1866, when
quite n lad, came to Salt Lake CITY
and got position in the stores. Brig
ham Young took g fancy to mo and
advanced me very rapidly, and in n
few years he was cashier, at q salary
of 500 q month. About that time
met my first wife, herself the child of
polygGmous marriage and stanch
believer in polygamy. After a short
courtship, in which there was romance
enough to make Undressing, we were
married. You can readily understand
that ut tho time | was moro interested
in making myself q position than in
anything else. | don't mind saying
that was, if not opposed to po)ygamy,
ut least not an advocate of it, and
never deemed it possibility that |
would marry a second wife. We had
two children and my wife did do every
thing to aid me and TO make our home
happy. She was successful, too, and |
have never forgotten it either.
Zone evening we were at q party,
and | saw there the prettiest and most
attractive girl ! ever saw in my life. |
was dead struck upon her before
knew il, and | went around trying to
get an introduction to her l didu't
succeed, but finally came to my wife
and asked who that girl was. She says:
That's Belle Wells, daughter Of Gen
eral Wells, the Mayor of Salt Lake. ,
well, SAYS |, Il want an introduction
to her. My wife says; She's my oldest
and best friend. | will secure YOU the
introduction She did, and Miss Wells
made such an impression on me as no
woman had ever done before.
Bot it didn't stop. We did't see each
other for some days, but was really
very much distre ssed, and she was,
too, for few days afterwards. Mrs.
Wells herself, one of five wives, and
Bellies mother, came to the store to sec
me. What's the matter with you and
BELIEF says she. told her nothing
that knew of. Wei, she's sick and
wants to see you 'All right says |,
Il will go and see her. went up to
the house and found Belle in bed, very
rale and sick looking. Now, you could
have got bets of a thousand to one
right here in Salt Lake that Belle Wells