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RATES OF SUBS RprloR TO WEEKLY wGalr
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uuw did Qnren Lilz .l'csh take her
pills? III cider.
What holds ali the snuff in the.
~olli? n, one nose
Wha, time at day was Adam bonn?
A little hrL're Eve
Whpn is ii cake inI,ahiled? When
there is lI,,le il,.lian in It
What relation is the door to the
door ma ? A step farther
WHY i, Il door like u culored woman7
Bttau,c rs an eg,ts~.
Wnal is il tina, "a l,"nr man has and
u / Gil man wants? Nothing
How was M.'s pu in the ark OF
bull ruSh'>! He was pitched IN
Why is ii do IS lail great novelty!
Because No one ever saw it before.
How dl Adam and Eve get out Of
the Garden of E,irn? Tnry were slahed
out.
Why do white sheep eat more than
the black ONES? Because there are
more If Them.
Nhs is cunsci.ncc like the strap Of
All Omnibus? b, cAnsc it's an inward
check on the outward ,nan.
Why is a lady IA, bal like an ar
nM? Because she c.n't q Of wil ut
hean aud Is Ill a qnlvrr until she
gets one
What is the diff nonce between a
f"'' and mirror? The fool speaks
without rejecting and the mirror re-
ii cts without speaking.
Why are hens immortal? Recan e
their sous never set. VIII, lave ih y
no Hereafter? Because they have tnclr
htrks tw!'led III this.
Why is dew like falling star? One
Is n>t on earth and the other mist
from Heaven.
What is the difference between the
Nor1h and the South poles? All the
Il diit renee in the world.
Why was Cooper, the noet, in lh!
because l'e oh'd for lod e in some
Il Vast wilderness.
Why is y lawyer Ike restless
4 man IN bed? Bee ,nse he first lies or
one side. thrn..Il the ',tt4nr.
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humane NAN gial,s.ni club,
jumped IN aud killed goat that was
ciIaslnya m,al who carried "a red hand.
kerchiei IN his coat tail packet. dowi,
the street, aud the nan came back
and asked htn why he did il. "Iu
= We y'll,'' replied the I'm ane man.
T. save Inr he hanged" cried the
other, I've just bonght that goat and
was c,,ax,ng iiin home"
Maj. Wa>son, the dcianIiing pa,
master, w,pl when ,heN shnv,,. esi1 lns
t"au,llnl binitie inilsiacic IA Tie X an
saS penltentlaty. Shouldn't w',iniei !!
Tmrc are some ha,is,rs in kai,sa.
who would make an lrn.I man cry IL
tney shaved liiin.-l5urlingtoi Hawk
eye.
Yum must battle 'egn'arl,,' said "a
cpil"e held ply stciaH gI"vv,y. AS h,
l,n,ktu at HE patient tongue and iclt
Ills pulse. But doctor, d." Ictort-
ed lnn SEX lnan;"l 20 III s" il,ln.n,.
reg ur'a,iy every Fourth ot JnN. -
Detroit Free l'r, IS.
The happy days w'Il come when IA
e., IT. ,tlt RS l:rv "a N r,,.d.r ine slntt,l.,
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DEBILITY

Dt i1 G. VESTS NERVE AND ERAlN 1HlNE-
msST a guaranteed specific for Eysteria, Iizzi
ness, Conynlsions, hts. Nervous H,uraieia
Headache Nervous Prostitution caused / y IL nst
of alcohol or tobacco. NAkefrlness. \ Ell t;l De-
preston, Softepins of the Brain resulting in IT.
sanity I'D letding to misery d. eay al death.
Premat,ise Cd Are. EGrrt, sss loes Of ioNtr
in either sex. Involuntary ess,s, Fl d 81 ei mat
orrhea caused by cyer-exertion Il Il lair, self
abuse or oyer-indulsence. lnch box col tail
WIZ GUARAVTEE NsN EONl
for six boxes, accompanied with $500 We will
send the purchaser our written arm tee TO re-
fu-d the money if the treatment does ret et.eot
q cure. Guarantees issued orly by
WODDAID CLARK & Co..
who1osa1a ana EsGtai IrIGE.kts,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Orders by mail vi receive prompt stten.ion
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dud .ilE diHtst dI~sftSSo iS oNiitS III u cOII1
plicatlon, called PRosTAToRRHEA, which
requires peculiar treatment.
DR.. Liebig's Inv.gcrat tor no. 2 is
the only positive cure ior froslaiori nea.
Price o. either Invigorator, So per bottle;
six far $40 Sent 10 any address on re-
ceipt of price. or G O. D.. Responsible
persons can pay when red. Siric.est
crecy maint ined Patients cured as
home. DR. Liehig Dispensary has AN Ell
eganl Drug Store in its building.
Too frequent excavations Of the Bladder
and Ropy Sediment in ine are symp-
toms of Secondary Seminal Weakness and
Prostatorrhea Complaints readily yield
10 The DR. IIEBIG TREATMENT
Ordinary Cases Any recent case OF
special or private disease cured for SO.
Remedies sufficient to cure will be prompt
y sent, with full directions and advice, on
receipt nt $40. All packages are securely
covered from observation
lnvigOrafOr samples Free
| To prove the wonderful power of the
GREAT GERMAN INylGoRAToR a 50 bottle
OF either number will be sent free of
charge Persons ordering free bottle
Will only have to pay expressage on deliv-
| cry.
Most Powerful Electric Belts Free to
FaiIenfs. Consultation. Examination
and advice free and private Call or write.
DIR. LIEBtG a Co. 100 Gear, st,
Private Entrance, 405, Mason ST., S. Cal.
April q, 1SS3.--lf
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n Wonderful Memory.

teacher at MAJ hematicS named
William l.awSoa, VIII, died in Eir-
eurgn in November. 1857, on one uccu-
SION Ia win wager made 10y his pat
ron, Undertook to lnnliipl v regularly in
Succession tie numbers from one to
l"rty, without other aid than his mem.
"fy, lie began the task at seven
O'Clock III the morning aud flushed al
six Ia the evening, when he rep,r ed
'he product, which was tested Oh paper
ani found to lie correct 1t mad. a
''nc ut forty-eight figures, aud fair
cpy "f IT long "ccnpicd place Oh the
wall ni his patrons dining room, for
"''ch 1t was framed and glazed. Ii
may be added, that in the course Of The
"ay on which the mental calculation
was made, Mr.. Lawson received his
pupils as usual and gave them their
'o'hary lessons in latin - Belg ayia {.
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Yeu,i- morld,
Published
rr.,xcgc3a " ~ &c Fri HayG
HEMAN and CHAS. E. JONES:
BEMAN JONES BUSINESS MANAGER.
eau in Brk Rudue dtiHug sr..,. Montgomery s reefs
TERMS, ~: INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE

Rates of Subsc riptio
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Or. LlEBIC

Dispensnry. Cor. (:eary and MnsOn
Sts. San FrancIsrO. Cal
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CATALOGVE
F. For Fal aud :, inter 1884
SENT EHREE

To anv one seuding tut name and add ess Con-
tains lhngrap ed Fashion Plates and e"Ve i'Soo
beautiful Wood Engravings. Illustrating the latest
move ties in Ladies' and Childrens uits and Cloaks
1Jnderware, Infants Outfits. Hosiery. Gents Eur
psbinp Goods, Laces, Fancy Goods. silv rware'
J.welr watches, Bo ts and sh, es. Hair Gooas'
ect ect. Prices lower than those of any othef
house. II IF. KOCH Il son. 9th ave
a zn.h 81. NEW YORK.
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Ireasurer's NotIc : /.

SOLDl. f S~""Sds S n"" s"of'ias or iiaease scot Of
any knd caused oy military service hre entitled 70
pensirn " do $. minor children, atpelitn'
,,nt1ers or fathers Il soldi who died from the
effects of their service also entitled. Nan! ln-
valid pensioners are enttled 10 an Increase
Careful "a .sistan given iii delayed or felectea
10 ms as many can ne allo"eu Aith bn little
more rvi euce Complete ihstrue' ions with Ieier-
ences sent on apphcatI III. Chas q Geo. A. King
attoipeys-at Law. 9l6 ST.. "ashine""' " y.
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Dr.. j. &. LEONARD will be in the
Basin again III August, due notice at
which will he given.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
Dr. SPINNEY. NO. II KEARNY STREET. Treats all Chronic and Special Diseases.
YOUNG MEN

Who may be suffering from the effects o1 youthful foIhes or lndisoretion will do well to avail themselves of this, the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. Dr. Spinney will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weakness or pri- vate disease of any kind or character which he undertakes and fails to cure.
 NAADDEEt-AGED MEN.
 There are many at the age of thirty to six ty who are troubled with too frequent evac- nations of the bladder, often accompanied by a slight smarting or burning sensation and weakening of tho system in a manner the 3tient cannot account for. On examin- ing the urinary deposits ropy sediment will often be found, and sometimes small particles of albumen will appear. or the CO., Tor will be of a thin milkish hue. again changing to a dark and torpid appearance. There are many men who die of this difficult ty ignorant of the cause. which is the sec ond stage of seminal waakniss. Dr. S. will guarantee perfect cure in all such cases. and healthy restoration of the genito-urin ary organs.
 Office Hours-10 to and to 8. Sundays from 10 to II A. N. Consultation free. Tho rough examination and advice,$5.
 Call or address
 DIR. SPINNEY & co.
 dec1tf No. Il Kearny St. San Francisco.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

An exchange very truthfully re- marks; ''In writing of the prosperity aud development of town, whether large or small, old or young, it is the business of the local newspaper to state cold facts only, and not to make superfuous claims for the commu- nity of that which it does not pos sess. Thus feeling of confidence may be inspired, not only among home people but among strangers and visitors, and the newspapers of adjoining States and Territories"
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
Good Enough.
Courier.

A wagon containing calf in 8 cag3 was on the market yesterday morning with farmers wife in charge, and a butcher with an eye to veal stepped up and inquired:
 Madam, is that calf for sale?"
 Yes sir"
 "Is he Durhan?"
 "He may be.
 Isn't an Ayrshire, is he?"
 Like enough"
 ''Dont you know hls breed?" he asked in a surprised voice.
 No 1 don't"
 "Then how do you expect to sell him?"
 "All know about that calf is that his father hooked a Justice of the Peace to death an his mother chased a female lecturer two miles. and if that ain't tleed enough 10 ask four dollars on you needn't take him."
 The butcher said the breed W as all right
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

dailies to dispense with hand feeding
 and by stereotypipg their forms and
 putting their paper up in webs tc
 roll out their editions at the rate oi
 10000 folded copies per hour, 1t was
 thought that the printers millen
 nium was pretty near at hand; but in
 tbe American Patent Office Gazette
 for February B, We find a machine, whereby the papers are wrapped and addressed as they come from the press, and by an electrically connec- ted switch, which is automatically op- erated by the psssage of stencil band. sorted according to their post office addresses. Cotton, Wool and Iron, mentioning this remarkable in vention, thus soliloquizes: The next move will probably be a pn eumatic tube, so that the machine can spit the papers, ali assorted, right into the postofice. We have now half a dozen kinds of type setting ma chlnes, and if some one will only get up a patent automatic, self adjusting, double back action, cast iron editor, the only man we shall need to keep about a newspaper office will be d porter to sweep up and lock the door after the edition is off.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
A Tale of Telegraph Ticking.

A well to do young man recently married and started west on his bridal tour. The happy young couple were breakfastiug at station eating house. During the repast two smart Alecks came into the eat ing room and seated themselves op posite the contracting parties. They were telegraph operators. By delicate poising of their knife and fork they were able to make sounds in close imitation of telegraphy.- In the mys tic language of the key one said unto the other:
 'Ain't she daisy, though?"
 The party thus addressed replied by clicking off:
 "Wouldn't I like to kiss le:, the little fat angela"
 "Wonder who that old bloat is she has married"
 "Some gorgeous granger" replied the other.
 The groom stood it until forbear ance ceased to Ee virtue, when he also balanced his knife, and click, click, it went in rapid succession. Ii was intelliglble to the very cute twain that had recently made fun of its au thof. When interpreted it read:
 Dear Sirs, I am superintendent of the telegraph line upon whicl you work. You will please send your time to headquarters and resign your position at once. Yours,
 SUP'T OF TELEGRAPH" Courier.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

A lady taking tea at a small com pany, being very fond of hot rolls. was asked to have another. Really 1 can not," she modestly replied; Il don't know how many I have eaten already" q do," unexpectedly cried juvenile upstart, whose mother had allowed him seat at the table. You've eaten eight; I've been a countin'w
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

John Mccullough is going to take voy age for his health. He has broken very rapidly of late and there are fears he will never be fully him self again. Crane, the commedian, remarked in conversation the other day that Mccullough was a total physical wreck and he doubted whether he would long survive.- McCullough's carelessness and social excesses have occasioned the sudden breakdown.-Denver Tribune.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
Summons.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE Third Judicial District Territory of Ar zOnt, county of Mohave. e.--SamuelO Q. Prince plaintiff vs Alexander Gordon, Robert Camp bell, J l.. Clark, Vim. A. Fuller. rhos. Ii Blythe and R. F. Hafford, defendants.
 Action brought Ill the District Court Ot the Third Judicial District of the Terri tory of Arizona, in and for the county ot MJhave,
 The Territory of Arizona sends Greeting to Alley ander Gordon, Robert Campbell, J. L. Clark, Wm. A. Fuller, Thos. H. Blythe and R. F. Hafford:
 You are hereby summoned and required to appear i'll an action brought against you by tle above named plaintiff in the District Court of the Third Judicial District. III and for the county uf MOhave, in the Territory of Arizona, and answer the complaint hled with the Clerk of this Court, at Mineral Park, in said County Ca copy of which com plaint accompanies this Summons, within twenty days rexclusiy of the day of service ] after the service upon you of this summons. f served i'll this county; but If served out Of the county. and within this District, then within thirty days; in all other cases, forty QayS.
 And you are hereby notified that if you fail to appe 1T and answer the complaint as above required. the plaintiff will take default md judlment ag' int you for the sum of fourteen hundred dollars and interest there un ;t the rate If ton nor cent. per annum flOn the 18th day of March, A. D. 1882 ard costs of suit. and also apply to the Court for the relief demanded in the complaint, and costs and disbursements in this behalf expended.
 Given under my hand and the seal Seal of the said District Court, at
 Mineral Park. 'his sixteenth
 day of September. 1882.
 JOHN K. MACKENZIE, Clerk. CHURCHILL & DAMN.
 Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

"What are you staring att" said g crossgrained father to his little boy who was sitting with clasped hands gazing at his stern parent. Nothing papa; 1 was only thinking" Well, what the deuce were you thinking about?" growled the father. The little fellows eyes filled with tears, and suppressing a sob, he stammer ed: "I-I was wondering If you ever was boy, papa, and whether your papa didn't care more for you than mine does for me-" Sunshine soon succeeded the storm, and, when the clouds rolled by, that father wonder ed why he never knew what a bright little boy his son was.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
Catching FIo. tGoI,i in Streams

We often hear mining men tell ot
 the large quantities of float gold
 which pass down the streams of this
 State where mining is carried on, ol
 which receives the waters of atLel streams where men are mining. Nc
 one seems to have thought it pos
 si0le to catch any of this float gold
 af5e- 1t passed out Of the sluices into the streams themselves. Yet in other
 countries the people avail themselves
 of the opportunity afforded on streams where mining is done to
 catch the float gold-for 1t really
 does exist. It has been found, for
 instance at Charleston, New Zea-
 land, that the gold does not all set tie in the tail races, but that, in the
 union of the water of several tail races, a small percentage, we'll worth. saving floats away.
 The gold is arrested by method termed fly catchipg," which consists of series of blanket-tables placed across the stream, like weirs, so that the water shall flow over each table in succession. The tables are washed il turn. and the gold is strRamed from the sand and caught up by the quicksilver. Many of these ''claims" yield from S20 to $45 per week, with little labor. In the Charleston dis trict referred to fycntching has be- come quite an industry ln itself, and no doubt there ale quite a number of places in this State where similar stations could be maintained with profit.
 The tables gre constructed entirely of timber. Piles two or three feet in | length are driven firmly into the bed of the creek and on these are nailed lengths of stout quartering, severed over with one inch boards laid close so as to form a smooth table, Pieces of lighter quartering are then placed oyer the boards from -op to bottom, forming divisions four feet ill width. Biapketiug or cloth ordinary grain sacks opened out ;re used-is next spread smoothly along these divisions and securely fastened down by small trips of wood The tables vary in ength from seven to twelve feet, and .re placed in the creek at intervals ,f from sixty to l00 feet, extending Iuite across the stream. The pro }rietors of these rights are said to ealize during rainy weather very 1 good returns, ranging from Sl0 to 1 80 a week, according to the nature ,f the workings on the banks above 1 nd the number of tables set in the reek. The tables are liable to dam { ge by flood. The blankets are made ! n compartments and when the blankets are lifted out of one com spare cloths are kept to eplace those lifted. Tue men wash ut the cloth once or tw1ce a day, in
 box by the side of the creek. The ailipgs pass over several sets of ables n their course down the creek. ( Mining and Scientific Press.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

an examination proved it to be equal to q hens eggs. The shell was one eighth of an inch thick. and measured 14a inches at its longer.cir conference, and 14s inches around its shorter Its contents were exactly one quart, and all who joined in this ornlthological feast, like Oliver Twist, are crying for more Were it not that ostrich eggs were valued at $1O0 apiece, they might easily become q fondly prized delicacy often found upon the breakfast tables of large families.--San Diego Union.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

WHA~ NExT?-The possibilities of human invention are almost unlimit
 ed. and when, in the light of the i'm provetnents of the last half century we attempt to surmise what the next hundred years may bring forth, We are lost in the possi i5ilities of what may be. When the web press was introduced, which enabled our large
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
San EraEac sec TE0Csa aims.

It is curious fact that the San Francisco mountains is the only range in the territory which does not aboand in the precious metals. Some six weeks ago a prospecting party spent several weeks there, and npon loaving reported that the only place where they had struck traces was at Turkey cadon, some miles north of Frisco peak. The whole country shows unmistakable traces Ufyolcanic origin. The top of Frisco peak Is hollowed out into the form Of a crater. It forms the extreme eastern portion Of the range and overlooks hundreds of miles of almost level country. What gives most weight to the sup position iS that the plains east, as far as the Little Colorado river, are covered with layer of fine burnt stones and gravel or otherwise ashes called malpais sand. while the rocks are honeycombed to great depth underground. Tuis covering of ashes extan l5 north from the peak as far as the border of the painted desert and elst as far as St. Joe on the Little Colorado, in Apache county, while to the wet and south very little IS found. It would seem that there had been final eruption at one time. when the ashes cast from the crater had been carried by the wind north and vest Arizona Star.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

". J. Carroll obtained a verdict against the Pennsylvania Railway company, awarding him $l5,OO0 dam ages for thelr refusal to accept a ticket ne had purchased, and for eiecting him from train,
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

Of the 98, 5O0,0OO acres of land that are included within the bound ary lines of California, there are yet 43, ,795,00O acres of unentered govern ment land.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

The first ostrich egg ever laid in California has been eaten and greatly rellshed by President Davidson, as- sisted by some of the academy, and
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
Territorial.

GoVe-nor-F. 4. Tritle. Prescott.
 Secretary-H. Nj. Van Armsn, Prescott Attorney General-Clark Churchill. Trsasu rer-Thomas !. Butler, Prescott Superintendent of Public Instruction-W
 Horton, Tucson. S% AGditor-E. ?. Clark. Prescott. Y Adjutaut General-M. II. Sherman. Supreme Court-C. G. w French, Chief 1ustios, Prescott; Daniel II. Pinney. A~so- siats Justice. Phoenix; W. ". Hoover, Asso- siate Justice, Tucson.
 U-5. District A!torney-J. A. ZabrisLie, Tnc5ou.
 [. s. Marshel-LeonS 8. Tij5.H. Prescott. Szp.emo Court Reporter-lEurat Mister gen, Prescott.
 Surveyor GeneraI-J. ". Robbins. Tucson, U. s. Internal Revenue ColIeotor-- - Fisher, Tucson.
 Delegate so Congress-G. H. Oury, Flor enoe.
 Judge of First JudieiI D.str,c t-W. ". Hoover, Tucson.
 Judge Of Secoud Judicial District-Da E. Pinney, Phoenix.
 Judge of Third Judicial Distriot-C. G. W. French. Prescott.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
County.

Sherif-Robert Steen.
 District Attorney-W. G. Blakely. Recrrder-J. K. Mackenzie. Treasurer-W II. Krider. Court Commissioner-W: r. Furoton. Probate yudge-ChsS. Atohisson. Public Administrl tor-J. J. Hyde. County s5urvevor-0tto F. Kuen34T. s pervisors-W. II. Hardy, WI Grounds an NJ N. Henkle. c erS>of the Board of Superyisors-H Rucksb iun.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

Dynamite Is solidiiied nitro-g glycer- me, and the process of manufac ture is very simple, the component parts being common glycerine, nitric acid and silica As the ingredients taken separately are useful in ordina- ry manufactures and two Of them at least perfectly harmless, it is difficult to see how 1t is possible to prevent their sale. As they are articles of common traffic, any one with very slight knowledge of their chemical qualities md little skill in mixing them can manufacture the explosive in cmall quanties in any ordinary prl- vate room. It will thus be seen how difficult it will be to suppress the manufacture of the article in sntfic: eat quln i5ies t) b3 very obstructive in fhe hands of Nihiiists or Socialists. Philadelphia Times.
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20

T T1CjmnoJ. life IS sweeping by, go and h EiIN dare before you die: something to conquer time" $66 week in your own town. 50 outfit free. No risk Everything new. Capital not required We will furnish you everything. Many are making fortunes. Ladies ke as much as men, and boys and Plrls make great pay. Reader, if you want business at which you can make great pay all the time. write for particulars to H HAL LETT & Co., Portland, Maine. 22y1
Mohave County miner., 1883-05-20
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Ell. BURDICK. IE. D..

10 Kl. b1I IbISlNAAs -fEs hss PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Mineral Park, A. T.