The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1883-05-11
Matsaau's Column


Good note paper ut five cents Il qu1
White envelopes, 10 cents per box.
An inquirer asks us what dob vel
is. 1t has the same relation to cd
meat that a dude" does to the rest
mankind.
Don't forget, we will sell you a
watch for only ten dollars, and war;
it for a year.
A Tennessee schoolmaster kissed
girls as a punishment, and before
term was out he had women of foI
five joining the school.
Don't forget, we have the finest st
of blank books in town, from 3D.
pass books to a l0-quire ledger.
If you ask a bald-headed man how
would prefer to be upholstered, II
likely express a desire for mo'-hair
the top of his head.
Remember everything is warrant
as represented. Satisfaction guarantI
or money refunded.
IL am going to turn over a new LED
as the caterpillar remarked when he
successfully ruined the one he was OF
Solid gold rings from 75c upwards
kinds and sizes. We take pleasurd|
showing our goods.
A Lancaster man has invented
machine for the manufacture of
saline fruit called pretzels. AnoI
desideratum is some mechanical |
trivance to eat the pretzel when it
nearly old enough to vote.
We will be glad to order on appr@
anything in our line that we may be J
of.
Mrs. Spaggins was Boosting of
new house. The windows. she \
were stained. That's too bad !
won't turpentine or benzine wash it d
asked the COED Mrs. Oldboy.
Watch charms. the best variet !
Addison county, and at prices
cannot fail to please.
The body of a man with a I'D
behind his ear, a pair of shears in
right hand and his pockets filled
gold has been ~eXcavated at PomI
He is supposed to have been a cu4
tailor.
The largest stock of bracelets
shown in Addison county; price d
% cents to S15 per pair. Come in
see them.
The authorities of Cincinnati thinl
notifying Germany that if she VI
take American pork Cincinnati will
playing Wagner's music.
Lead pencils. pens, pen-holders, J
lagc, ink, etc. Just think, a. W. Fl
lead pencils only 25c per dozen.
Doctor" said a fond mother lea
over the bedside of her son. who see
to be suffering greatly, what Isl
matter with him. The physician
amined the sufferer and replied, Il
sick" ''There,' exclaimed the wo{
81 knew you could tell what the m
was with him. How fortunate il is
you are in the neighborhood.' And
looked at the medical gentleman viii
expression that spoke of restful G
dence.
We keep genuine Rogers Bros 81
ware knives. forks, spoons, etc, a
the very lowest living prices.
Tell me We winged wings that rouny
pathway sigh,
Is there not some cheaper place
watches for to buy
The loud winds whistled, and snicA
in my face,
Yes, any fool should know, Cd
Marshall's is the place"
Tell me thou raging sea, that lave5
rocky shore,
Is there not some other place W
blank books are kept in store
The rough waves dashed the spray
niy face,
And Numbered in my ear, ''Gd
Marshall's is the place"
Tell me, thou placid moon, high i
azure sky,
Is there not some better place
jewelry to buy
The pale moon smiled and hid
blushing face,
And whispered in my ear, ed
Marshall's is the place"
A convict by the name of Brow
State prison at Windsor. under a
years sentence for larceny, made IA
push for liberty. the other aftert
and came very near escaping. In
and general appearance he resemble
shop-keeper, in whose room he wd
in the shoe shop. A coat, pair of
and hat belonging to the keeper
near the outside door of the
Brown obtained permission to go II
empty a spittoon. As he got to the
the keepers attention was drawn
where, and Brown managed to ge0