Bismarck tribune., 1883-07-20


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NEWS COMMENTS. i.
..5s GLADSTONE is fond Of frogs' legs.
IA. stS 4 aa ----------- 4 t3lai KS
4s A LATE storm cost Indianapolis $4,000.
MISSOURI has seventy-three railroads worth
ss6,s71 ,956. ;s i. .s.sy.,.s I'd II
New ORLEANS is discussing public baths, but
not taking any. E3--- ..-s,asE' js'S H.
OSCAR WILDE is frightening English children
with lecture on America. lt,9. 'ts&f :. ss%s
ANEW beetle is appearing in the south that is
deadly enemy of the sweet potato.
COLUMBIA college has resolved to admit wo-
men. It had to do so or have . row. 4t.'a
IT IS now asserted that America was disoov-
cred by Welsh prince. Great Christopher!
CENTRAL PAc1FIc reports put the California
wheat surplus at not over 10000, 900 bushels.
- GEN. RAuM thinks that nearly all internal
revenue taxes, other than those on beer and
spirits can 60. So sa..,.
AGEoRa1A negro is said to have coughed up
cookie burr the other day that had been in his
throat three years.
The president makes l,l60 postmasters
month and it keeps Hatton on the keen jump to
furnish offices to put them in.
The brewery at Fergus Falls burned down
and the inhabitants have been obliged to re-
luctantly fall back on water again. -
A JAMESTOWN justice recently fined brake
man SIS for beating man who was stealing a
ride. The train beater was fined nothing.
"CHEEK:" The Chinese have no word that is
equivalent to hell and no conception of such a
place. How would 18th of July" fill the bill?
WESTERN man has committed suicide be-
cause he twas too sensitive to live" What par
ticular paper he edited is not definitely stated.
HELEN TAYLOR, stepdaughter of John Stuart
dency of standing committee on the London
school board. ..
TENNESSEE boasts strawberry eight and one
quarter inches in circumference. The name of
the bloated capitalist who owns it is carefully
suppressed. :.
ID. A MONTANA Chinaman bought wife fo: two
<~E SrH.
ferior brand, however. You can't fool China
man on trade. ,. 's,
ALL but two judges of the state of Mississippi
travel on free passes from the railroads. The
two mentioned are editors and wouldn't be guilty
of travelling on judicial passes.
TIE old capitol at Albany which is soon to be
taken down cost $17300 and did service for
seventy-six years. Either of the grand stair
ways of the new capitol cost more than
100000. ..G
IT il said that Jesse Pomeroy, the boy muir
derer, is showing in his imprisonment great
aptitude in acquiring foreign languages, and
that he has especially made rapid progress in
French end German.
M.DE LEssEps was presented with son by
Madame on Thursday. He is 78 years old.-st.
Paul Dispatch. Great heavens! where has the
Madame kept the boy hidden away from the
longing eye of his father for 78 years. ..
ST.. PAUL Dispatch: 1t is suggested that the
torch be taken from the hand of Bartholdis
Liberty and a tin cup substituted; and that an
extension be made, representing dog. which
shall be attached to the other hand by large
string. ~. ..... 49,.
Ex-suRaEoN- GENERAL HAMMOND is to grapple
with the woman question in the next number of
the North American Review. He will under
take to show that woman is untitled for equal
participation with men in public affairs not
only by her smaller brain capacity, but also by
the peculiarities of her nervous organization.