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A VERY little thing turns the head Of a
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POISONING by the use of horrid hair-dyes
nay be looked upon as dyer calamity.
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The Dead Cannot be Raise d.

CocoANUT shells ground in quantities and
mixed with black pepper, indicate that the
season will be mild.
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Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
II timely used prevents galloping consumption
rlkes toothache drops cure in one minute.
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sSg ans sesr II Msn
W.T. 7. w ZIEaLER q Co. Box "a. Chicago Ill.
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Female CompIaints."

Two HEADS are better than one, In the
opinion of a news editor. o. Pic1gyune
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Ii afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Ihompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. Csc.
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According to the annual report o.
the State Auditor of Arkansas the total
valuation of mechanical tools and farm
ing implements in that State is sos, 623;
that OF guns, pistols and dirks. 1854, 247.
or about $50, more than for the
others. The wolves an bears must be
dangerous in Arkansas. detroit Free
Press
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THE money lender never neglects his bust
ness. He takes all the interest he can in it.
n @. Picdul,Le
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DRIVERS keeping to the right canpot 20
wrong
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Connecticut
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USE Redding's Russia Salve in the house and
use Redding's Russia Salve In the stable. Try it,
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Highest Honors at II e u. Centennial Worlds
Exhibition 1s76.at Phadel phia and the Exposition
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The Centennial Judges pronounced them unani-
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with the novelty OF Chime of Bells, with pleas
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P,ris the judges gr,nted us medals and
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New ]. ,giand Fair, witt its large committee,
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We also took the hrs, premium in many
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,rin-truments confain riere valuable improve
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very orga as our new device for closi the
p dals keeping out dust. mice, etc. .55
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spirits and general debility, in their various
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and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness, it has no equal.
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Feats Of an Athlete.

Abner G. Mcllrath, who kept ia
nous hotel for thirty-six years six miles
!, from Cleveland on Euclid avenue, has
been gathered to his stalwart fathers.
He was mighty fox hunter and re-
markable athlete. Six feet six inches
and half tall, his average weight was
about 264 pounds, but yet he is said to
have frequently on foot run down foxes.
He once lifted with his hands from the
ground an iron shaft weighing 100
pounds, which would be equal to lifting
double that weight were he harnessed
with straps to weights and allowed to
lift under the best advantage. Two
men would hold a string two inches
above his head, and he would step
back two or three steps and jump over
it without touching it, making the leap
about six feet niue inches in height.
He has been known, rather than to lead
his horses around to the other side of
the barn. to put his long arms under a
horse and lift it up to the floor of the
barn, which happened to be three or
four feet above the ground. In Buffalo
he once wrestled with and threw with
ease Charlie Freeman, the american
giant" who afterward in England de-
feated the ''Tipton Slasher'' in a prize
fight. Another feat of the old tavern
keeper was bis chase on horseback of a
fox one December over frozen Lake
Erie far from sight of land. He lived
to the age of seventy years, having
been a paralytic for the last four years
of life as a result of exposure during
fox hunt. He was borne to his grave
Saturday by six of his tall sons, four of
whom are six feet four and a half inch
es high and the other two just six feet,
and whose combined weight is 1905
pounds.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Mr.. Lowell as a Climber.

GAS several of u.s." said Emerson,
''were returning to camp toward even
ing, after our various pursuits of the
day, crows nest was discovered on an
upper limb of a lofty pine and the ques-
ton was Immediately preached whether
or not it could be reached and secured
by the most expert climber. Lowell de-
clared that the feat could be accom-
plished. and on being challenged to at
tempt it Immediately made the trial.
He did some wonderful climbing, and
showed a venturesomeness that was
actually alarming, but with his most
strenuous efforts failed to reach the nest.
OF course he was made the butt of some
lively Jokes, and it was the conclusion
of the rest of the party that the nest was
entirely safe from the grasp of human
hands. After our amusement at his dis
comfiture was over Lowell said: '.Well.
gentlemen, you've had your laugh, but
perhaps little too soon. shall get
chat nest" Some derisive smiles follow
ed, and the subject was dropped; but
the next morning, as we assembled for
breakfast, there in the middle of the
table stood the veritable crows nest,
whose lofty perch we had supposed was
unassailable. 1t seems that Lowell had
risen early, while we were asleep,
climbed the tree in the inspiration of
his morning vigor and secured the tro-
ply. "Those who are acquainted with the
character of our accomplished minister
to the court of St. James will not Won
der at this illustration of his pluck and
resolution. -Lippincotfs Magazine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Strange Smiles,

What strange SMILES people do make
use OF, to be sure! They say that a thing
is as black as the ace of spades, when
their comparison would be much strong
er did they say rs black as the ten
spades, which is ten times blacker than
the ace. A man tells you that he has
been working all day like dog, when
you know and he knows that q dog
doesn't work at all. He tells you that
the sky last evening was black as ink,
leaving your mind in state of uncer-
tainty whether the sky was blue or red,
either of which it might have been ac-
cording to his smile. Then he tells
you that Soandso is as mad as a halter,
as though hatters were more prone to
anger than the average human. When
ne says that somebody has been acting
like sixty, however, you know that he is
only speaking figuratively and of course
nobody can take exception to that
Boston Transcript.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10

Texas claims goose IS years old,
but it is suspicious claim. Where was
that goose during the war?
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Where 70 Pit A Kiss

An esteemed young friend of the Phil
adelphia Times asks a funny question.
He wants to know where he shall put
his kisses. Probably any number of
people, without much thought, would
rush rashly forward to tell him all
about it and consider the conundrum
perfectly easy one. The problem, how
ever, is really very difficult, and anyone
who has had experience enough to know
what kissing is will shrink from quick
or direct advice on the subject
aa Az a matter OF course the young man
who has kisses to give away will give
them to his girl if she is willing; if she
isn't willing-but that is so improbable
that it would be q waste of time to say
anything about it. If a young man has
laoigirl of his own he will naturally
such is the waywardness of human ma
ture-fnd some one else's girl or girls,
and to some good many girls are not
any too much of a good thing. They
say it isn't such a bad thing sometimes
when you find you have kissed the
wrong girl, if there can be any wrong
girl in matter like that.
But the trouble on the young mans
mind seems to be regarding the proper
place for the kiss. He: does not feel
certain whether he should kiss his Girl
on the lips, or the forehead, or the chin,
or the cheek, or the hand. There are
some young men who would regard the
poorest of all these chances as the ex-
treme of bliss. But such young men
lack the snap and enterprise which
wide-awake and desirable girl rather
likes. The young man who hesitates
and trifles with uncertainty about the
proper site upon which to build his kiss
will lose the delight of kissing. If there
were a worse fate he would deserve it.
There is, however, no worse fate.
:. Kissing the hand is very neat but
colorless sort of compliment 1t is up-
satisfactory to both parties, they say.
We are also reliably informed that kiss
ing the forehead or the chin is cold
sort of thing and not largely INDUCED in
BY people Of good taste. The cheek, if
noHtoo hard is understood to be very
fair kissing ground but good judges
have very generally agreed upon the
lips as Offering superior inducements.
/ II his mouth is not too large or his
girls mouth too small, or if his girls
mouth is not too large and his too small.
perhaps the young man who wants the
Times advice had better stick to the
lips. If there is anything sweet in a
kiss and doubtless there is-he will
find it there.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
THE BEST REMEDY
FOR
Diseases Of the Throat and Lungs.

In diseases OF the rnl.
monarv organs a safe
and reliable remedy is
invaluable. AYERS
CHERRY PICTORIAL is
such a remedy. and no
Observation-Disclosures.
its the confidence Of
the public. 1t is a SCI
entitic combination Of
the medicinal princi.
pies and curative vir-
tues OF the finest drugs,
chemically united, of
such power as to insure
the greatest possible
efficiency and uniform.
ity of results. 1t strikes
at the foundation of all
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
A woman's Criticism of Mrs. Langtry,

Writes Clara Belle: II managed to
call to-day on friend at the Albemarle
Hotel, where the precious Jersey Lily is
blooming, and had the good luck to see
her. My verdictsis against her L don't
deny that she is handsome, but one
couldn't walk three blocks in upper
Broadway. on pleasant afternoon,
without seeing her equal or superior.
Her chief charms arc her clear com
pleXion, wide open, wondering eyes and
graceful bearing. AS for comparison
with other actresses, Mrs. Lingard, Lii
liam Russell, Lonise Montague, Nodes
ka, Adelaide Detchon, Madelaine Luz
cette, Maud Branscombe, Rose Coghlan
and Mary Anderson are all handsomer,
and so are many Of lesser note on the
stage. Mrs. Langtry looked lovely, but
not wondrously beautiful, did not
hear her speak, and the expression of
her face was pensive. should mag
inc her to be charming in converse
ton, and peril to male hearts, but to
award her prize for superlative beau
ty is ridiculous. - CSnctnnuti Eaquirer.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Tn Three Acts.

Act l. Scene, Germany. Rowing son,
tired of the army, deserts. Rich uncle
gives him money to bring him to the
United States. OFF for America. Cur
tain falls. Rapid music and red lights.
Act 2. America. Hans in New York.
He sees the elephant. Out of money,
no work. He falls in love. Marries.
Goes West. Curtain falls, orchestra
playing. go ..a
Act 8. East again. Life in Spring.
field. Falls heir to an estate. Friends
at court. A reconciliation. OFF for
Germany. The villain foiled. Green
curtain, and ''The Dutch Company is
the Best Company" - -
Springfield, not to be outdone by her
larger sisters, always unfortunately at
some distance. takes her turn in foster
ing the runaway son, who falls heir to a
large foreign estate. Herman ". Har-
man, who has been lately employed at
Soule's barber shop, under the Mas
sasoit house, has recently fallen heir to
a property in the Fatherland amounting
to $75, 900 to 100000. Herman's faith
er was a major in the German army,
and he, when quite young, entered the
army, being placed in the: hospital de-
partment, bis eyesight. preventing him
from doing field duty. AT the age of Is
he deserted, and helped by I'D uncle,
with whom he was great sfavorite, to
reach this country, where, like SO many
other young foreigners, he expected to
pick up money with very little exertion
on his part, but was sadly disappointed.
His uncle gave him considerable money
when le left Germany, but he quickly
went through this, and was thrown up
on his own resources. Unable to speak
our language, although fairly we'll cdu-
Gated, he was in bad way, and finally
entered q barber shop in New York,
where he learned the art of manipulate
ing the razor and shears. From New
York he drifted to Chicago, and then
back to Rochester and this CITY,: where
he was employed at first by Ruder and
since then by Soule. By the death of
his father a few years ago he fell heir to
a portion of his property, amounting to
about $4,000, which he was unable to
get through complications which would
arise through the German Government
and his desertion from the army. About
amonth ago his uncle, q wealthy bach
elor, whose favorite he was, and who
helped him to reach this country, died,
leaving him his property. He has now
brought aboL q settlement with the
German Government through Congress-
man Robinson and the Secretary of
State, by which he can return to the
Fatherland with lis wife, New Jersey
girl better fitted BY his knowledge Of
what hard work is, to enjoy his ances-
trail estates.-Sprinqfeld Mass. } Union.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
The Journalist.

There is no profession in which man
stands more supremacy on his merits
than in that of journalism. In many
others promotion is more question of
influence, of good fortune, or of time,
than of actual working capacity. In
journalism, influence goes for little or
nothing, unless there be on the part Of
the aspirant real efficiency to perform
the work that has to be done. There
never was greater competition in the
press than there is at the present day,
and that competition is more likely 10
become keener than to diminish. It is
becoming more and more question of
the survival of the tittest, and special
eminence is ever more difficult to attain.
The incompetent and inexperienced,
therefore, must inevitably go to the
wall. Chambers Journal.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Executive Business.

An old colored man, whose knees
smote each other as he walked, entered
the executive chamber of the state
house and approaching the governor,
took off his hat and offered it to the au-
gust ruler of redeemed swamp lands.
81 don't want your old hat, exclaim-
ed the governor. "What d. you mean?
Look out; don't squirt tobacco juice on
the t1oor.'' al
"'Scuze me sab, 'scuze me. Though
dat when a man comes inter dis cham
Der Oh guberment, it is pliteness fur
him ter take off his hat an offer it ter
de ruled. | don't intend ter gin it ter
yer, sab. Eff I has tramped on yer
rights an privileges, sab, by spittin 'on
de flo [ axes yer pardon. Use in de
habit of spittin,' sab. Use been spittin'
eber since l was chile.''
"What is your business with me?''
'Wall. sir. fore / makes application
l will sorter hab ter splain myself. Some
time ago l married mighty likely yaller
oman. / had made two hundred dol
lars an was able ter take care OBJ q
'stravagant oman. Wall, bout week
ago, yaller preacher. brudder Josh we
called him, come ter my house an was
monstrous anxious ter pray fur me an
my wife. was glad he come, fur l
was mighty firm in my ligion an want
ed somebody ter talk wild. Ebery time
Ide 60 ter de house, I'd find him sittin
thar singin'. One time seed him wild
his arm roun' my wife, but he 'gunter
sing soon as seed him. wouldn't
charge him no board, fur he was mon
strous help ter US wild his prars an
songs. My wife got ter singin an pray
in, too, an we had fine Time. Yes
terday, de preacher says ter me, says
he, go inter de closet an pray fur de
salvation of de hosts 1 went inter de
closet an prayed, an prayed. AFTER
awhile wanted ter come out but found
de doc locked. 'Lemme outer heah,
brudder JOSH I says, says 1, but de
brudder didn't make no Responsiveness.
AFTER while busted de doc open.
Brudder Josh an my wife had dun tuck
all my money an run away :
"Well, what have to do with it?''
asked the governor.
':De business Pse got wild you is dis:
Jos come out ter de insane asylum wild
me an pick me out a cell what yer own
Judgment tells yer is de fifteen place fur
de biggest fool yersef eber seed.''
Get out of here"
"Ain't yer gwine wild me?''
"Mosey, or I'll darken your light
II goes, but not because I'se a feared
ter stay. l goes, an wild de remem-
brance OBJ de wust man an most onac-
commodatin' gubner eber seed.-Ark.
Traveller. f1s@
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
Banking in thu West.

1t is related that the President of q
bank in the Gunnison region had occa.
sion to visit Denver, and on his return
he met the porter of the bank at the de-
pot, and asked:
"Well, James, has the cashier alb
sconded?'
mo, Sir!'' ..... .-.....
Burglars broken imp
mo, sir"
"Book-keeper been charged with en-
bezzlement?'' -. * .. .r- g
mo, sir.'' rs - -
'Been run on the bank?''
mo, sir"
Then everything is all right, eh?''
eyes, sir, except rumor around
town that you had robbed the bank of
$50, 900 and sailed for Europe.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10

lfthey keep on we shall have kid
gloves reaching to the shoulder
Detroit Free Press. Let me keep on,
dear boy, till the kid gloves with a
dainty pair of hands in them reach to
your shoulder and rest there, and then
when you bend down and brush love-
ly little nose with your. mustache you'll
think you were an old goat not to have
had a pair of kids reaching to your
shoulder before.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
The Tea. Gown.

A London medical journal says: '.The
custom now is among ladies of ton, to
wear a tea gown, which, it may be ex-
planned for the initiated, is nothing
more than an elegant form of dressing
gown, the whole afternoon, and even
when enfamille, to dine in it. AS it's
use usually enables the wearer to dis.
pense with the corset, the hygienic val
ne of the tea gown is apparent. It has
been stated that some ladies wear cor
sets even beneath the tea gown, but
they are in small minority. If the tea
gown be the pioneer of other garments
which may expunge corsets from the
list of ladies' clothing, it should indeed
be welcomed.n !,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10

A gentleman in India, pulling on his
boots, felt a horrid object, like q cent?
pede, in one Of them. With great pres.
ence of mind, instead of withdrawing
his foot, he forced it violently down and
stamped furiously, though enduring ex-
quisite agony in the process. But it
was not centipede, only small black
ing brush left there by a careless serv-
ant,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1883-01-10
.YDIA e. PlNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is q Positive Cure

1e Positive Cure
for all those Painful Complaints and weaknesses
socommon to our best female population.
twill cure entirely the worst form Of Female Com
plants, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera
ton, Falling and Dsplacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness. and 10 particularly adapted to the
Change OF Life.
will dissolve and expel tuncrs from che uterus IN
an early stage OF Developments. The tendency to
ceros checked very speedily by Its use
1t removes faintness atulency destroysall craving
for smulants and relieves weakness Of the stomach
1t cures Blcating, Headaches Nervous Prostitution.
General Debility. seeplessness, Depression and lndi
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backache. Is always permanently cured by it, use
will at all times and under all circumstances In
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
Fortho cure of Kidney Complaints OF either sex this
Compound is unsurpassed.
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In the form of pills. also in the form Of lozenges on
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No family should b.. .yi.hout LYDIA z. PINKHAM'A
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