Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1883-11-10

No one should be without DR.. Dun.
cans Family Medicines. For said by
all druggists, x
A coquet is rose bush from which
each young beau plucks a leaf, and
the thorns are left for the husband.
Tomorrow is the day on which lazy
folks work and fools reform.
A sure cure for Flux and Diarrhea,
DR.. Duncans Blackberry Elixir. 1t is
pleasant and harmless. For sale by all
druggists. x
1t is no uncommon thing for hot
words to produce GOODNESS.
The reason why they beat the drum
is because it called the harp Tyre.
Sour Stomach and Constipation of
the Bowels cured by DR.. Duncan's
Liver and Kidney Medicine. For sale
by all druggists. x
Mrs. Homespun who has hard time
every morning to get her young brood
out Of their beds, says she can not un-
derstand why children are called "the
rising generation"
Palpitation of the heart, and Swim
ming in the head cured by DR. Dun
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine.
For sale by all druggists. x
A Galveston man, who has a mule
for sale, hearing that friend in Hus>
ton wanted to buy mule, telegraphed
him: "Dear friend-If you are looking
for No. mule don't forget me-"
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions of
the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment.
For sale by all druggists. x
A young lady while out walking
heard for the first time of her mothers
intention of marrying again, and she
was oblige to sit down and cry. She
could not 60 stepfather.
Your cough is growing worse. That
soreness and pain in the throat and
lungs is increasing. Better get rid Of
the absurd idea that anything will cure
: a cough or cold, aud give DR.. WistarS
Balsam of Wild Cherry trial before
, it is too late. 1t never fails to check
consumption, and quickly cures allcold;
, and coughs.
"Can l give my son a college edu
cation at home 7" asked fond parent
/ Certainly. All you want is baseball
guide, a sculling shell and pack o
cigarettes.
If you are troubled with sores, aches
pains and general weakness of the va
= rious bodily functions, don't be dectly &c
by the advertisements OF bitters, kid
ney medicines, etc., whose certificales
of pretended cures, are often paid for
Put your trust in that simple remedy
called DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock ant
Sarsaparilla. 1t will cure you by pu
(, , rifying the blood and strengthening tn,
4 weak portions of your body. You viii
also find it very efreshing to the brair
, , and nervous system. The proprietor
a receive hundreds of letters bestowin,
a upon it the highest praise.
A saloon>keeper, having starte'
n business in a place where trunks ha'
n been made, asked friend what h
n had better do with the old sign
N Trunk Factory" "Oh," said tn
n friend, lust change the 7 to D, an
: it will suit you exactly"
The testimony of many who lon
suffered from ill health, caused by a
d impure state of the blood, goes 10 prov
that the best remedy for making tn
blood rich, red and pure, for beautify
a. ing the complexion, for curing sores
pimples, and other skin diseases, for IT
e moving aches, pains, stiff joints, rher
n matism, etc., for increasing the powe
Y of endurance, for giving health an
strength to every weak portion of til
e. body, is DR.. Guysott's Yellow Doc
and Sarsaparilla. Its effects please
,s the user in every instance. No otht
remedy equals it.
Il A Dutchman, reading an account
Ia a meeting, came to the words, "tl
X meeting then Dissolved" He could nj
10 define the meaning of the latter, so |
referred to his dictionary, and felt sati
fed. In a few minutes a friend can
- in, when Hontz said "Dey mu
have very hot wedder dere in Ne
> York. ret an ACCOUNT of a meetir
w where all de people melted away"