The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-11-02
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

xSVCAL ALL H606RAA-
Old newspapers for sale at this Office fol-
25 cents per 100
Look out for the notice of the Temper
ance Lunch Room" sociable to come of
soon.
Go to the Occidental the best hotel in
Corvallis for your board and lodging.
A new machine has been invented for
milking COWS. 1t is not popular with the
milk men because it does not go by water.
Your place to buy the cheapest and best
harness and saddles in the valley is at S. A
Hemphill's.
1t is claimed to be peculiar that an al
most failure of the apple crop makes no
difference in the supply of 4pure cider
vinegar" in the market.
A first class sewing machine, in good re-
pair, made by Weed Manufacturing Com.
pany, for sale cheap by S. A. Hemphill,
Corvallis. 4lmI
The man who waits for the second bell
before he goes to a fire and then growls be-
cause there are 40 reserved seats is out of
Eck.
Legal blanks furnished at this office on
short notice at less than San Francisco
prices.
A grocerymau said to his partner, "that
boy has fell into the molasses barrel, what
shall we do with him - Take him out,
aud I'll lex him."
An exchange Gays: The ne:t tae you
pr nch hole io;o a silver con rene pber
that two yes imprisonment and $1,000
f1e ale your dues by the laws cS The al1.
We have on hand at this Office new
stock containing latest designs in ladies
and gentlcman's cards, business cards, &C.,
which we print at very low figures. Call
and get some of them.
The poet who speaks of ''striking the
trembling Tyre" no doubt calls to mind the
time when the school teacher fogged him
for telling falsehood.
Eert w. johnson aud A. ]. Hodges left
for Portland last week, where they will at
tend the Portland Business College. Sew
eral of our euterprising Young men are now
attending that school, and We hear of still
Others who willienter at an early date.
The store of Woodfo,d and Colvig at
Woodville in Southern Oregon, was robbed
of a lot of clothing few nights ago. Mr..
Colxig took couple of shots at the thief
but succeeded in only making him drop a
portion of the plundez. A ce4 AIN person
is suspected.
An eminent physician says the best board
for dyspepsic young ladies' is to have less OF
the piano and music beard and substitute
iustead more Dd@toarL because it gives
strength of muscle, a good appetite, and
does away with the necessity of painting
their faces.
A man out in the Coast range who wore
Ne. eleven boots, instructed his shoemaker
not to number them so large. The shoe
maker beng very conscientious was at a
loss to know what to do, for flf he marked
them "ten" it would be an untruth. So he
labeled them as follows ''There were two
bullocks that died and these are their
hides"
DR.. Hinkle, Principal of the National
Surgical Institute, Western Division, 3l9
Bush Street San Francisco, will be at the
Chemeketa Hotel, Salem, November l and
2; at the Revere House, Albany, Nov. 3rd
and till noon on 5th; at the st. Charles
and at the ST. Charles Hotel, Portland,
Nov. % and %. 1859, for the purpose Of ex.
amining and taking patients for this insti
tuition. Diseases of the Spine, Limbs, De.
formities, Paralysis and all Chrnnic diseases