Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1883-08-25
nEnRY MEN ALL.

my feet"-Washiugtou World.
Philanthropic passenger to Irish s.;
Grant. With email ouudle-"Wner.
tr INK. Pair p vat u Oh do
,hrunk7 Put your clothes ln it A.,
me 60 naked ?'-Li,e.
WELL" said au1art.st. there is one il
[ can say-my painting IS orls, nal n
oily can accuse me Of copying" Ma,
even nature" remained one OF hi. he,,a.,
B .s;on Transcript.
Medical professor to raw student
~ here Is the CLOTHS 7" | don't know -
| think you bat It Ga the shell. Ia toe ia.
,ecaing room with toe rest o. your Surgical
,ostruments."-Medicai aud Surg ca, "a
por .er.
You're getting qaite bald, old man ven
~ rum. kuml SO | have lie b,n,h.
gallons OF It." "Ah, | see ont then D h.n.
you could never get II auy higher thai ,op,.
mouth -Londou Judy:
Yes" SAID F, nde rsou, I've 60, q lite an
" tor music" You have gu .e an Ear
sure enough" sail tosg. but / vast SURE
Intended tor q wiadmnL''-B,s.oa Tran
rip
Here I've been talkiog for hall an hour
xc.a.med an Auc,i1u.er. ana | naveu t %,
"a of r." Halt an nuur. lndeedf' mur.
nuded an elderly maid q. "Nnats III
a hour TO many long years, aud still 40
/ pc OF al .fe. . Boston Transcript
A lee urer discoursiug on tie suoJtc, Of
'ueAlth' ,uQulrel: WHAT use ca. d man
nake OF bis line while wA,lin1 or A1oct,.?
s l.. re he coulI begin lis answer to hs usn
gary some Que IN TIE au iience crl-d .ut
Prohibition ilem. Wake me up, arans,
. u,gut and give me = toidy sa.1 an
AUSTIN ,noerlAde 10 n.s w,te, as tn y ~ecs
.ovut 10 70 lre Tor tns u knt. Bat n,S Nil
/ Anow when YOU wa It Que r You yaut
uaA0 y WkStAhC L Ala always tntEsJ
~neu | Am woke up
Climatic: A B,ston lady who has an
,rsnge eross Ia Florida WAS speak'ng Gu
ENTHUSIASTICALLY Que day f tie climate there.
"bu now 10 II tor luvalIis? ea,d u lr.eut:
'oo'uid y>u want u w there l.r your
"suY "lhe lazy INSTANTLY replvd
'On. / should wAnt 10 20 10 heaven ios ms
aenjth. ouston 1ranscr pt.
"Aatan a. hs b sgan, as be l.ftel his ha,
a. the trout door. Il am 81 lcatl~g Tor 10 ue
Charities. We nav. HUNDRED ol po,e, sas-
4, ( u aud viciou, children ike tue SC at ,o4r
D gaze. IN ouro jec.sis- IS { tnose are
ny own chnuienl" sh interrupted, AID
tAe Way tuat front door slam ned uts-tJes
fred every hAir Oh his .cAlp lock
Oe. roit Ere. Pee.
Where do the wicked men 20 VII lras
. q ,or !? ask' q Temperance lecturer Of q
I'll dustin Sunday school. Wei, some OF
tnem " to borheield d saloon AID some 70
- the IRON trout, tut the w.ck'dest oAes
-.he legislators always 70 to the nearrs'
loon. Ii you ASK pa, he will shJw you
where you can yet the best beer. -iexas
q 5 ft.Dgs.
SUI cess hives two doors beyoni p-.se,er>
. auc.; II you xet>tleo vi the ssrugzic d lus
cu, y pole aud gYhsn'ag, h wiols .I"S!
,uov- and ~m1nn ~ as ABOUT a. II la d sa.t
So pu -d,n <; jealousy and u crack oe b
GRAZ, DO sc nave O teu put uuri-r mt 10
> aeArt of ,ny, complain uot OF r.se.ses
DETER t slip dawn on the sid-w.ld Iaaa I
nave the side wAlk to slip uosu on sOI.
Who are those t~o men asked Dta
D on G,lp.n OF Squire McGit. h. Otter ven
ing On, tno.e are The men VITO ( ne
york IN Jora um's pace. lie La. ~"
a -. BAughauptou.' 10 WORK III J,ral4u
vlnc%? WY he WAS toe l,zlest MAJ !
Nara hon Il know 1t aud mas IL
.eas,n there's two o, them II take. ,pJi
o them TO De as lazy Is ne vas he was
7 dar.ihon lud~peAdeut.
A d,ner.ou,, wno has b Il NOR than b
share OF the vine, Is ca eiut f-e.snk [
~av zone II n,gn snen De % Jrtl iat:
~ ,.uubi-s agnil.o, tn c.cul n IA Il. 4 = 4
surrounds y statue. Alter having su
Q round It about seven Ii ne tn. b ,p-l-s.ae
u bis sltu4uou d .,n Is upoo M, x,h .i.a
y ae-s aud be sinkE d,~n upon IN. pasrne
lie outside WITH . despa r.n4 shrek: !
re scou .drelsl T &c &c nut sne Ia nSre!
ne Paris Piper.
Boss sposon you was Ter mes SCI
pc moen,n. d i sr pure pint-s hok ~ha y
II p AID $500 tor, DO NUT " u 1 yjI III Z
nd ct l tetc led nim o .ck TO yer noaf on Al
to un Averuc ( a.xed Sam JonLslak. =
~ pect l would ": yoi,eu d. iars. rps
'ur 20 on ! 7 eyer, thou .htfulY. Wa. Dc
oh s,ss SO haE nd on, dat I'll dollars no~ 81