Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1883-07-19
ERE AND THERE,


Journal.
nuptisl tie--when husband and wife |
both marry for money, and neither has
got any.
A girl has been arrested while dis
guised rs old woman. The old woman
disguised as girl ID still AT large.
Paterfamilias (resding DOCTORS bilD:
"Well, doctor, have no objection to pay
you for medicine, but | will return the
visits.
Scene at ohildren's party "Gooi-
bye, Florie, must you go now % "Yes'm
and mamma told me to say I've had
very nice time"
ga little too much repose about the
mouth for it to he natural" WAS the re-.
mark of a husband To B0wery photo
grapher who had taken his wife's photo
graph.
A Connecticut youth is reported to have
slept continuously since Christmas. We
should like to know how he managed to
get through the night before the Fourth.
-LOoeH Citizen.
In anger flaw her agile laws,
And swear words darted from her tongue;
nv maui WAS liElllfH ntdtl, nhtauSH
She couldn't make her bangs stay hung
-BOStUn IfibuHe.
"You are an ass ~ says finally one
disputsnt to another. sob, yon can say
s0,'' is the retort, tbut prove It'll 1
want to see you prove it ' "Why should
|, when You do :"
Mrs. Dorsey shouted "glory to God"
when she heard the foreman of The Star
kou,e Jury pronounce the verdict. Mrs.
dorsey IL unfair. She should have given
the devil his ine.- BoSton lost.
A snow white lien in Arkansas hatnhed
ont i've black uhiUkeus and killed every
one of them after they left the she'll
Down in Arkansas race prejudice is
strong Boston I5st.
A: "My cnuHin lost his reason through
love-" b: "That isn't saying much. A
friend of mine became postman only in
order to g.. his letters from his sweet
heart sooner.--fliCqende Blatter.
Joseph Smith of 10 va killed 2s7 skunks
on his farm ming the month of April
and then had to STOP to plant his corn.
1t ia curious how 30 ne men halt on the
threshold OF sucoess.-Detroii Free Press.
~ fubiio icbuik hukiOub inquirer
to polite doorkeeper-"I say, did you see
tall, fair-haired man go in here a few
minutes agot" Doorkeeper, with pro-
found court. sy--"Yes, sir. Indeed,
have seen e7j of him 20 ill.,"
Mr.. Hammer is a Chicago man who Ia
| dreadfully bored by having psopl. tell
him that he ought to be able to hit the
nail on the head. He, however, retorts
that he never does, as he's wholly in
the hands OF HIS wife. Boston T6st.
NJ. d. Conway has discovered tia,
Shakespeare widow married a black
| smith named James. Judging from tn.
| dramatic ability displayed in tn.
"oomedy" of "Daisy Miller" MIR. Henry
James Is probably descendant OF
| Shakespeare widow by her secord hus-
band.-LAiinieiphia News
At the cafe; "Waiter take away this
soup it II AZ cold as Ice" tOh. Won
must he mistaken. sir. tasted it Al
WAS bringing it, AVID Il is nice aud bot
sir" "Tastpd il ~ con, no, sir. b..
pardon, air, wouldn't think of doius
such n thing, sir. only just pat my
finger into it, sir. -" thjciyo UeaM,
Fun in the wild West "Why," SAID
Sitting Bull, wiuking at den. Crook, 81,
the first cousin of French Republican
like me ~ 81 give il up" promptly re
sporded the hero. Because" retnrneC
3. b., she IL a Reds kin ~ "Sit," saic
Gen. Crook, austerely, 81 shall have t,
send yon to your reseryeration till 20,
become more reserved"
self acting sofa, Just large enonsl
for two, has been invented. Ii properl,
wound mp it will begin TO ring warnin,
bell Just before 10 o'clock. at one mimi,
alter 10 1t splits apart, aud while OIL,
half carries the daughter of the house n,
stairs, the other half kicks her yonp,
man out of doors. They will come Lisi
but people must have them.
New Hork's "best sOcisty' now en-
their own bread at the table on plat,
made of wood from the Holy Land anC
with y kpile purchased in Damascus, eX
cept on great occasions, when the .id.s
daughter, inst from Vaasar, makes III,
bread her8elf Then IT IN placed on
slab of marble from Italy and cut Will
an axe from tho w0odshsi, -fEiin. Ne,rs
SpnriFmau--"lIi, my man, wa've lns
onr WAY. u thor. chance of g-itiu,
nything to eat near here r. Native
lou, ay al the guidwif- MaoDruygan's
IN dl+nwalloGhe, feiftsen mile aboot
Yen ken her by pauritie o. trout teetl
an' blind e'e an YEN not forget he
trao the smut she draps il the Dime
size cooks for ye, au' the charge shell
makit also"
A West Hin man bought three dogs Of
south Hill neighhor, promising to pay 81
tor tham. Long time the seller dunned tn
buyer, until at last, in hopeless despair
he was forced to compromise. "See her.
he said, "Pll tell You what IN do. III
take 50 right now and call the deb
square" IAN right" said the debtor
eheertnlly, take the spotted dog at So
exactly the cost price-iust what pai,
you for him. "-Hmingtoa Huskeye.
II was in Latin class, and a dun To,
WAS wrestling with the sentence. Re-
f",H, which, with n painful alDwuass a
emphasis. he had rendered 'thn kim
Hoes "But IN what other teus- r.n tn
verb tggH b" found!" askri the teacher
long scratching Of the he.d aut = fiaa
answer Of 'pprient, owing tna ~ llisprr4,
prompting. "Aui how Wrui ,nu tran,
ate IL thAn ''' "DunNn "Why. rut
'las' in it," A.aiu III. t4riv .,n,,I,csi
drawl"i out, Tine king ha4 ll44s .
Tha poet B0Sir4 was in th4 haiit a
daily riding through country tnneih,
gate, and Que day he presented AZ isia
n'' t"o peno' t" The gate keeper. "Wha
is that for, sir" hu asked. "Fnr m,
Morse "i conrae' "iiut, sir, You hav
no horse" "Drar mo-" 4xcIaip.d III,
ast"uished post, "am walking - Mira
Moore told mH that anec iute. She Ala
told me that Bowl"s On one % pasipn raw
her :. Bible as birthday present. Sh
asked him to write her name in il. III
tid - inacribing the sacred volume u
her ~ gift "from the Author IS q
ifiH ~ ht', 'spec: Of u Loug LVe
9cens-St. Eno0h'I station. Time
Afternoon. Rory MckanLpr, prosperous
butter merchant, meets an acquaintance
i. young man Of slight build and n,-sl
disposition. MeRanter (IleRrtily), "I.osh
Simpson, am awtu' gled tae see ys, man
m jiat gaun ava tao ratoh ma train
Am steyin' doom tbs wat,-r the 400
ta'en h0Ose In G,urock for the simmer
Hie'B lock dotu SONS Saturday ,ftar
doom. au' stay tAa the Nonday--ys'll l.,
made welcome Come doom am yet fl,,
fresh air sbuot va. Wave gotten "A fin,
gairdsn-plenty % vegetables aud trit-
and ave houcl u new set a. hpxh,' ytoves
come doom au' AIT knock the fac, nr
va. Giayynr Baiie.
sidney Smiths rhymlng recipe Tor ,
salad IL in danger Of h-ing Forgotten. #
Is therefore presented al being app.tizirs
and snggestive;
Two large rotatoos passed through kit,bc,
| sieve 800 ~"
| Unwnhtcd snitnOss to the salad give;
| ca n"lditni mustard adj q single spnun
| biatTuSt Tho gnutliIupnt That hit.. ~.