The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-04-13
A JOYFUL GREETING.


serve you. Between you and l, though only
a newspaper article, am ambitious. Hav.
ing q portentous message for all mankind,
IL It be cordially received. its import truly
realized and acted upon, shall be consid-
cred worlds benefactor. Could have no
higher ambition, you will admit.
A misanthrope of ample means deter
mined to end his life by drowning himself.
Going to the banks of the canal, found the
time not favorable for the purpose, a num-
per of persons being in the vicinity, and
| daylight still present. He concluded to
While doing so, he heard piteous cries issu.
ing from the door OF howell near by, and
unconsciously walked over to the place, and
found poor family, consisting of a mother
surrounded by several children, who told
him of their sufferings for food. He took
from his pocket his wallet and handed it to
the woman, reasoning with himself that he
would not need it. The grateful thanks and
praises that he received from the recipients
j of his bounty awoke emotion within his
breast of such q pleasurable character,
that he changed his suicidal intent, and de-
came replete with good deeds-many q
dark home and heart were made bright by
his presence.
Well my appearance in those columns,
springs simply from desire on the part
Of those / represent to benefit your news
devouring race. My province is to help
you, your friends, your relations, aye, even
your n,other-in-ld,o, if that interesting lady
be not already far beyond the pale Of good
| influences.
am sent among men to bear tidings Of
a discovery that marks an epoch as impor-
tsnt to the health Of mankind as Newton's
apple and Franklin's kite were to natural
science. The sick, the discouraged, the de-
jected, the broken down, and the despair
/ ing, may now, all find a cure, certain as the
Jordan proved to the Syrian leper. 1t is
only necessary, as in the case Of that suf-
ferer of old, to Jollo,1 directions.
The agent which herald builds up the
system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain,
and sends pure, invigorating blood dancing
through the arteries, to the music Of happy
laughter.
The gloomy, WORKOUT man of business,
by proper use of this wonderful medicine,
will be enabled to meet trouble and re-
verses like man. Then, in perfect health,
he will not have abnormal views of the
"Vicissitudes of fortune, which spares
neither man, nor the proudest of his works,
which buries empires and cities in a COM
mon grave"
The weak and nervous woman, just able
to drag herself, in ''moping melancholy"
through duties of the day, may steal the
bloom from blush roses, and have eyes
bright and sparkling as the dewdrops nest
! ling in their leaves; and the poor little
baby, now disfigured with pimples and
scabby sores, may be made sweet, cool,
and wholesome as-"that youngster Of
Mrs. Blanks, across the way, whose fam
lily is always in glow of health" Don't
you know the reason? mo" Then will
tell you. For years, your neighbor has
nerer been icittout DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery.
age, and is to be taken according to full and
perfectly plain directions accompanying
each bottle. 1t is specific, but not patent
medicine, and contains no vile narcotics, or
viler liquor. 1t is prescription used for
years by the well-known physician DIR. r.
V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y, whose name is
q household word in innumerable homes all
over our own and foreign lands. The
Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and
offered to the public by the Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, a body cor
porate, existing by and under the laws Of
the State of New York; its President is DR..
Pierce, the great specialist in chronic dis
eases. The Doctor has devoted the best
years of a very busy and wonderfully sue
cessful life to the relief and cure of his sui.
ferinR fellow-men,-and at a time when
high political honors lay brordly open be-
fore him, DR.. Pierce resigned his seat in the
Congress Of the United States, simply from
a sense of duty towards others. His asso-
ciates in the great sanitarium represented
to the doctor that the immense BUSINESS Of
their Association demanded that his per-
sonal attention should be paid to the great
army of patients crowding upon them from
every cline. DIR. Pierce is also the founder
of the lnvalids' Hotel, at Buffalo, N. Y.
This establishment, possessing all the COM
forts and luxuries of a first-class American
hotel, has in addition the daily attendance
Of large faculty of eminent specialists,
whose practice collectively cover the whole
field of surgery and chronic diseases. The
Ia hnr Huht rt, Vl~ -
Medical Discovery is prepared is an object
OF interest and wonder. 1t has frontage
Of one hundred feet, a depth of one hundred
and twenty-five feet, andis six stories high.
In this mammoth and paiatial workshop
two hundred persons are constantly en-
cines.
While the Golden Medical Discovery's
curative effects are almost Immediately
felt, it is not merely a temporary stimulant,
but Is as certainly safe and complete cure,
in all cases for which it is recommended,
as 1t Is that certain misery and death will
follow their neglect. DR., Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery triH not cure club feet,
will not refurnish armless or legless unfor-
tunates with new and perfect limbs, and it
is not guaranteed that even a dozen bottles
applied TO any stray portion of a secondhand !
skeleton will develop such member into an
animate, human form divine (O. In brief,
can, counterfeit the DEGREES of Providence.
But in all cases where a high state of civil
ization and cultivation has engendered dis
ease and suffering, whereby Gods natural
man has become nervous, artificial being,
the Golden Medical Discovery ,riU positire-
ly restore to him the strong, vigorous, self
asserting life, from which almost uncon-
sciously, he had drifted far, and perhaps
hopeleSSly away. 1t is claimed, and guar.
anteed, if this medicine be used as pre-
scribed, and faithfully persevered in a rea-
sonable time, it triU permanently cure liver
complaint, and the various blood disorders
consequent upon torpor of the liver, in all
their various forms and ramifications, in
Guiding bronchitis, consumption, which is I
Scrofula of the lungs, dyspepsia, costive-
ness, sick-headache, skin diseases, fever
and ague, malaria, and other disorders
arising from poisoned or deteriorated blood.
This wonderful medicine cures all humors,
from the worst scrofula to common
blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipelas,
salt-rheum, fever-sores, scaly or rough skin,
in short, all diseases caused by bad blood,
are conquered by this powerful, purifying
and invigorating medicine. Great eating |
ulcers rapidly heal under its benign influ- |
ences. Especially has it manifested its po-
tency in curing letter, boils, carbuncles,
scrofulous sores and swellings, white swell. |
ings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged
glands. Consumption, which is scrofulous
disease Of the lungs, is promptly and posi- /,
lively arrested and cured by this sovereign |
and God-given remedy, il taken before the |
last stages are reached. For weak lungs, |
splitting Of blood, consumptive night-sweats |
and kindred affections, it is sovereign |
remedy. For indigestion, dyspepsia and |
torpid liver, or "biliousness, !" Golden Medi- |
cal Discovery has no equal, as it affects per-
feet and radical cures.
To all suffering from lassitude, WEAKNESS.
dependency, lack of vigor or ambition, be
it man, woman or child, DIR. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery will speedily impart
new tone, vigor and life to the whole sys-
TEN. The haggard face will grow round,
rudy and beam with the expression of