Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1883-07-20

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most versatile authors of the seven
teenth century, was found dead in his |
bed with signs of having been stranglcd.
He was very fat; had gone TO bed |
drunk, and tying his nigbt-cap strings |
too tight was found strangled. The old |
authors whom a droptoo much and the
accident of going to bed boozy killed
form quite a list. Sir George Etheridgc, |
author of "Sir Fopling Fluttcr," hay-
ing passed the evening with some la
borious old soakers, staggered out to
light them downstairs. He fell over
and broke his neck. Lee. the rival of
Dryden, was going home drunk, and,
falling in tho street. was run overb by n
dray; and Edgar Allen Poe, the most
brilliant of American poets, died of eX-
posure and ill-treatment when recover
ing from debauch. A pinch of snuff
accidentally dropped into a glass of
wine that Jean Baptist Santeul, one of
the greatest Latin poets France ever
produced, was drinking, killed him in
a few hours. Eating too many melons
killed Argyropolis and the melancholy
Cowley, who had been to merry-mak-
ing with Rev. Thomas Sprat, afterward
Bishop of Rochester, Both were drunk
and lay down to sleep by haystack.
Cowley caught u cold and died. Xcnoc-
rates accidentally walked into well,
and Charles Lamb stumbled and pro-
duced rupture which ended his life.
William Duprat, the Bishop of Cler
mont, was the victim of an accident
which indicated his weakness of char
acter. He was the possessor of the
most beautiful beard that, up to his
time, had ever been seen in France, and
was very proud of it. On Easter he
presented himself Mt his cathedral to u.s.
sist in the performance of religious SER
vices. Hc found three canons awaiting
his arrival. The dean held in his hands
pair of scissors and razor, another
bore copy of the statute of the chapter
where it is stated that in order to enter
the choir the beard must be shaved,
while tho third pointed out to the Bishop
the spot where these fearful commands
were inscribed. AS the dean was about
to commence Operations the Bishop
cried: "Spare my beard and will re-
nounce the .bishopric.'' The Bishop
ran off to his chateau, but eventually
yielded to the stern canons of the church,
but the modification of losing his beard
was so great that he was thrown into
a fever. aff4g aI
A curious incident is related as occur
ing during the war of 1909 between En-
gland and France. A brig commanded
by an American was captured by the
Sparrow cutter off San Domingo, under
the belief that she was sailing under
false colors-at any rate, carrying enc
my's goods. The court at Port Royal
found the ships papers all correct, and
the Captain swore so positively as to
her American nationality that the court
decided in his favor. The American
commander then began proceedings
against Lieutenant Wylie, the Spar
rows commander While the case was
pending a small tender in the charge of
Midshipman FELTON, came into port, and
the young officer being friend of
Wylie at once went on board and
learned of his dilemma. The midship-
man at once said the brig was lawful
prize, and related that few days be-
fore the sailors had captured an enor-
nous shark, and, cutting her up, had
taken out the genuine papers of the
brig which had been thrown overheard
when capture was imminent, and they
proved beyond doubt that the brig and
cargo were French. The friends hast
ened to Kingston, but the news travelled
before them; but the skipper had
skipped, leaving his vessel, and Lieu
tenant Wylie was richer by several thou
rand pounds.
LUCKY ACCIDENTS.
Not always are accidents disastrous,
ill-omened, ruinous. Chance has been
the parent of many q great invention,
and the means of discovering benefac-
tons for the human race. Shrewd
minds have otter turned to. practical
advantage accidental observations.
Once the great philosopher, Calico Ga
lelel, was in the cathedral at Pisa
watching the oscillations of lamp that
hung from the roof. He noticed that
the swings, or vibrations, were all per-
| formed in equal times whether the arc
of the swing was large or small, and
whether the lamp had Just begun to
oscillations. Returning home, he made
pendulums of various lengths, to which
he attached weights, and he soon found
that the time of oscillation for each
pendulum bore certain ratio to the
dental occurrence came the application
OF the pendulum as u regulator of
clocks. 4.-e
Blue-tintcd writing paper was discov-
cred by an accident. Mrs. East, the
wife of an English paper-maker. going
among the vats while the paper-makers
were at dinner, she let blue-bag fall
into one of them. and, Mortified at the
mischief she had done, said nothing
about it to any one. The spoiled paper
was hidden away in the warehouse for
four years, then sent to his London
agent to sell for what it would fetch. The
novelty found favor in the London mar
ket, and the agent closed out the blue
tinted paper at an advance, and Or
dered more. Mrs. East now came for
ward and claimed new cloak rs the
reward for her accidental piece of care
lessness, and her husband for time
reaped u rich reward by the exclusive
sale of his blue paper.
Envelopes, now so essential in the
transmission of every letter, were dis
discovered by accident. A Brighton
stationer used to ornament his shop win
dow with piles of writing paperin pyra-
midal form. rising from the largest size
to the smallest in use, and, in order to
finish them off nicely he cut cards to
Drlng them TO point. The ladies
thought these cards were diminutive
sheets of notc-paper, and great was the
demand for Some Of that dear little
paper;" so that the stationer found il
profitable to cut some of it in that pat
tern. But there was no space for ad-
dressing the notelets when they were
folded, and, after much brain worry,
he invented the envelope, which he cut
with the aid of metal plates made fol
the purpose.
The stocking loom was brought into
use by an accident, which is commem-
Grated in q picture belonging TO the
Frame Work Knitters' Company. Near.
ly two hundred years ago William Lee,
a student of Cambridge Uniyersity, was
expelled for marrying, contrary to- the
college. His wife was poor and helped
| him hu kniftinar cfnnlyinno