Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1883-01-08
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"NNOiN'hS SaPSSet'tiOuo
molasses from cold Jug
When you don't just know what as you; when |
feel aches and pains all when you feel tired
and faint Browns Iron Bitter A wonderful |
reviver.
Some men cannot stand prosperity Others never |
get chance to try.
Cancers and other tumors treated with unusual
success by Worlds Dispensary Medical Association.
Buffalo. n. Y. Send stamp for pamphlet.
Somebody was telling Jeky that a brewer had been |
drowned in his own vat. "Ah." was Jekyls remark |
floating on his own watery bier"
Explicit directions for every use are given with the
Diamond Dyes For dyeing moses. grasses, eggs, |
ivory hair, &c.
Jump up. Johnny the school house is on fire !"
said an Austin mother to her sleeping lis the
| school teacher burned up?" II guess not" "Oh |
| pshawl"
If you feel oppressed, discouraged or out of Sorts
Wheat Bitters will relieve so out of 100 cases. 1t is
| the great brain, blood and nerve food.
Chicago girl said she couldn't remember the num-
Der of her Shoes and then got mad because somebody
said it was good deal to tax ones mind with.
Despse not small things. That slight cold you think
so little of may prove the forerunner of complaint
that may land you in the grave. Avoid this by taking
| Ayers Cherry Pectoral the best of known remedies
for colds coughs. caarrhs bronchitis incipient
sumption, and all other throat and lung diseases.
lady pays 81 for pair of fashionable Shoes and
endures $l4 worth of agony for every mile she walks
| How much agony would she endure in walking three
weeks?
Aglna Pectors-rheumatism or neuralgia Of the
| hearts, a strictly nervous disease II hepips will
sensation of pain and construction in the region Of the
heart, accompanied with more less pain and numb
ness in the left For other disease of the heart
is DR.. Graves Heart Regulator better adapted and
test of its remedial properties will show immediate
results.
"Is there any certain cure for wrinkles7" asks
Southern girl Yes, sis there is. Die young and
you'll never have wrinkles If you don't know how to
die, call in a DOCTOR
"a coward can be hero at distance; presence of
danger tests presence of mind" Presence of disease
tests the value of curative. Kdney-Wort challenges
this test always and everywhere, far as all CON-
plants of the bowels, liver and kidneys are concern
ed. 1t cures ALL asks any odds.
tale of the seattle sea serpeants tail The
latest thing in cradles-The new baby.
Wheat Btters." powerful invigerator in cases
of weakness and debility and is unequalled in female
complaints. Price 81 per bottle.
movement on foot-A walking match. The man
7 with wheelbarrow carries every thing before him.
+ FEMALE CoMPLAINTs"-Dr R. V. Pierce Buffalo
N. Y: Dear Sir-I sick for SIX years. and could
scarcely walk about the house. Ny breath was short
and suffered pain in my breast and stomach all
the time; also from palpitaon and an internal fever,
or burning sensation. and experienced frequent smoth-
ering choking sensations also suffered from pain
low down across my bowels and in my back and was
much reduced in flesh. l have used your Golden
Medical Discovery" and "Favorte Prescription" and
feel that 1 am well. Very respectfully, Delah B
Mcmillan, Arlington, Ca
. When powder magazine blows up, it can we sup
q pose, be called fash literature.
Y Farmers and others desiring genteel, lucrativ,
: agency business, by which S. TO 500 day can b.
earned. send address at once. postal, to H c. Viii
1t kinson Co., 1876 and 1917 Fulton Street. New York
Ii New Orleans has tried John Chinaman on tn
jury. and he a success. He agreed with the othe
. eleven.
IL On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL The Voltalc Belt Co
Marshall Mich. will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Eec
troVoltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial 70
. thirty days to young or old) who are Athlete
les guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration
10 health and manly vgor. Address above. n. B.
No risk is incurred, thirty days trial is allowed.
Hndoo girls taught to think of marriage q
he soon as they talk. American girls are not The
,o don't require teaching
Bad taste in the mouth, unpleasant breath and in
L paired hearing when resulting from catarrh, owe
~ and the nasal passages which have close
r+ for years are made free by the of Elys Crea
Balm. Price so cents. Apply into nostrs with litt
eS finger.
70 For three winters have been afflicted with catar
and cold in the head. Last winter used Elys Crea
ut Balm, it accomplished all that was represented.
or F. Mccormick, Judge Common Pleas) Elizabeth.
] ;. Aug. %, 1880.
O' For several years have been troubled with caarr
cd have tried many remedies. Ely's Cream Balm h
proved to be the article desired. l believe it is t
o only cure. L. b. Co5urn, Towanda. Pa.
ny A Detroit girl drew door-mat with crayon
1t front steps, andit natural that several calf
49,, tried to giyeit wipe.
An old physician, retired from practice. having h
en placed in his hands by East India mlssioni
it'll the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for
speedy and permanent for consumption Br
chts catarrh asthma and all throat and lung aft
ions. also POSITIVE ana Taulcai cure Tor nervous
emit blity and all nervous complaints, after having to
lis ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands
the saa,,n fs,,oms .cus,naed Nv ,n,s motive -
us. desire relieve human suffering will send free
ore enarge' 70 al VINO desire H. inns recipe IN Germ
gu aud using Sent by mail by addressing with sta,
'er, naming this paper W. A. NOyes' i4s Powers Bio
Rochester n. Y.