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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-02-20
SOCIETY NEWS.

ANY items Of interest suitable for this depart
nenf, from Sedslia neighboring places, are re-
spectfully solicited. We want a yivacous active
and CHEEKY lady correspondent in all the neghbor-
ng towns tributary 10 Sedaiiz. Address ali such
communications 10 Rosa Pearle, society repoi ter
3asoo Office, Sedalia. Mo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1883-02-20
NUMBERING HOUSES.

SECTION 1. Each and every house in the
city shall be properly and uniformly mum.
bered, as follows: All houses On streets
crossing Main street shall he numbered.
commencing at Main street, north and
south: all houses on streets crossing Ohio
street shall be numbered, commencing at
Ohio street, east and west all houses north
si the Missouri Pacific railroad on streets
crossing Lamine street, shall be numbered,
commencing at Lamine street, east and
west.
SEC. g All Numbers shall commence in
each block ut an even hundred, and In
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17
Piles.

Piles are frequently preceded by
a sense of weight in the back Joins
and lower part Of the abdomen.
causing the patient to suppose he
has some affection of the kidneys
or neighboring organs. AT times,
symptoms OF indigestion are pres
ent, as hatuency, uneasiness of the
stomach, etc. A moisture, like
perspiration, producing very
disagreeable itching, particularly
at night after getting warm in
bed, is very common attendant.
Internal, External and Itching
Piles yield at once to the applica-
ton of DR.. Bosanko's Pile Rene
dy, which acts directly upon the
parts affected, absorbing the Tu-
mors, allaying the intense itching,
and cHecting permanent cure
where all other remedies have
failed. DO not delay ill the drain
or the system produces perma-
nent disability. but try it and be
cured. Prize % cents. Ask your
druggist for it, and when you can
not obtain it Of him. we will send
it postpaid on receipt of price.
Address the DIR. Bosanko Medi-
cine Co., Piqua. Ohio Sold by C.
w BOWMAN, Druggist. aug ly
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

Some months ago a Boston cloth
Ter started his son for Nashville with
stock to open retail store, and the
other day friend who knew of the
circumstance met the father and in
CURED:
"Well, how does Jake get on ~
shake is home again" was the
reply.
"Why, | thought he was in Nash
vile"
$50 he vhas."
And heard he was doing a big
business.
"Vhell, peesness rushed a leedle
on der start, but finally it dropped
off until it doan't pay expenses"
And so Jake busted ?"
"Vhell, it amounts to de same
thing, suppose. Der fire didn't get
half start before der engines vhas
on hand | vhas a crushing blow
when dey found candle in box Of
shavings He vhas so young, you
see.n
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

I'm our country" said an Eng
lishman, as he leaned back in his
chair, "before we marry, we arrange
to settle a certain sum upon wife. y
Eyes, | know" replied the Ameri-
can, "but with us it is different. 1t
is after marriage that we settle all
upon the wife and arrange to beat
our creditors" "Haw l see. And
how do the creditors take it ?" so,
they never find anything to take"
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Prepare to Fucker"
San An tonia Evening Light.

1t is astonishing how many wo-
men are in the habit of whistling.
Whistling is practiced by at least
three OF every five ladies under TWEEN
ty years Of age, two Of every five be.
tween twenty and thirty, and one of
every ten past thirty. Once upon
time, as they say in the story books,
gill who whistIed was considered
veay naughty girl indeed, and was
frowned down by ladies of ripper
years, and was often put in coventry
by quondam associates of her own
age, but now the whistling girl is
not at all singular in any circle Of
society. She may not often be seen
whistlipg, but if one will but listen,
when waiting for his fair dulcinea
to arrange her toilet preparatory to
visit to the ball or theatre, he may
hear low notes coming from little
red lips puckered up as temptingly
as ever they were when kisses were
rlpening on them. And why shou d
she not whistle !? The art, once a
source Of pleasure, may in time be-
come a safety valve to give vent to
emotions aroused by husband who
is III the habit of sitting up with sick
friends and attending lodge meet
ings. Just think how much better
than scolding man wearied by his
| onerOuS social duties would appreci-
| ate moroccan from the latest opera.
| Then, too, mothers with cracked
voices need not disturb their neigh
| bors by trying to sing, but can, in
stead, whistle their babies to sleep
when they are troubled with collie or
some other infantile malady; and
maidens, by merely uttering the
long whistle used by men to indicate
surprise and indignation, may dis
miss ardent suitors who have pro-
posed matrimony. Of course whist
ling in public is not to be thought
of, but it may be done at home with
as much benefit as singing or strum.
| ming on piano.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

A MIRACLE.-Wh Whenever there is
an extraordinary occurrence-a
team runs over child without hurt
ing it; a mechanic falls from third
story window, and in a weak after
he is at work again, we are wont to
exclaim, what a miracle !" So,
when MRS. t. S. ERERLINE, then
Of Allegheny City, Pa, had been
sick with Consumption for very
long time, had been told by several
Of the best physicians of that city
that her time was but for a few
hours, that she must die, and when
the use of but one bottle of Peruna
in a weeks time placed her on her
feet again and made her the heart
lest eater of the family, all the peo-
pie around, as with one rejoicing
voice, exclaimed, "What wonder
full miracle !" See page 80 of the
ILLS of Life.' Your Druggist will
give you one gratis.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

The fattening of horses for
market has grown to be quite a
business in some places in the
United States, and notably so in a
few counties in Western Pennsyl-
vania. Horses are prepared for
sale with a. much care as tie
finest beeves, the horse grow er
making i'll point 10 have his
produce in the best possible con-
ditions for the buyer. This has
proved to be al excellent business,
and the feeding OFF, has no little
to do with its su cess See that
your horses have tirst.c class form
and condition, as well as good
blood, and when the sale returns
are received you will find yourself
well repaid for your pains.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17
Indians Never Kill aDefi.
ant Man.

Indians are like Children said
Mr.. Kirkpatrick, in recounting his
adventures to reporter OF the
Philadelphia Times. "If you gain
their confidence you can do what you
please with them. / never made a
promise to An Indian that did not
keep, and so | made plenty of firm
friends among the tribes. They like
bravery, and will not hurt a man
who shows no fear when overpower-
ed. When the Indians get you in a
corner, IL you stand up and bare
you breast, and tell them to shoot
they will never do it. | have had to
do that twice in my life, and so
speak from experience but | never
knew them to kill prisoner who de
fed them
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Free OfCOst.

BY calling at G. w. BowMA n IS
drug store, you can get sample
bottle of DR.. Bosanko's Cough and
Lung Syrup, which will relieve
The most obstinate Cough or Cold 4,
and show you what The regular so
cent size will do. When troubled
with Asthma, Bronchitis, Hack
ing Cough, Pains in the Chest and
all diseases Of the Throat and
Lungs, try sample bottle of this
medicine. aug5 1y
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

BEAUTY.-"It is claimed that
New York women look younger at
80 than Boston women do at 40, or
Chicago women at 80, for the reason
that they have been taking Peruna
for the past three months, but Bos-
ton and Chicago women are coming
up in fine style-entering upon the
home stretch on MGndlin. l got
one of your books on the ellis of
Life" from your Druggist as pres
ent, and, as it directs, have been
taking Perun0 and Mdnalia. My
bowel. are in excellent condition
and the lungs and heart are improy.
ing finely" J. NJ. WALKER.
LaWas, Pa.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

II wonder what is the matter with
Mr.. Brown ~ asked the landlady,
"he seems to be very angry about
something. Why, you should have
seen him grinding his teeth just
now in the hail. "Perhapse," sug-
gested Fogg, she is only getting
them in order before tackling one of
your beefsteaks."
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

The publisher of the Beaver Falls,
Pa. Courier, Mr. John f. Porter,
some time ago contracted severe
cold. He says: II tried half dozen
remedies Intellectually and upon re-
commentator Of physician | gave
DR.. BULBS Cough Syrupa fair square
trial. 1t relieved me Immediately
ana cured my cold and catarrh en-
tirely. 1t is remedy that should be
used i'll every household"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17
WBBB's EOLEOTRIO MEDICINE
GETTINGER Il HOKE.

Isa positive and eflectual remedy for all
Nervous Diseases in every stage Of life
young or old, male or female, such as I'm
potency, Prostration, loss of Strength
loss of Vitality, Defective Memory, I'm
paired Brain Power, and Diseases from
which an unnatural waste of life springs,
all of which cannot fail to undermine the
whole system. Every organ is weakened,
every power Frustrated, and many forms
of disease are generated which, if not
checked, pave the way to an early death.
1t rejuvinates age and reinvigorates
youth. Each package contains sufficient
for two weeks treatment. Write for PAM
phl.t, which will DE sent free, with full
particulars. Sold by all druggists at so
cents package, or twelve packages for
IS. Will be sent free by mail on receipt
Of money, by addressing WEBB'S &c
LECTRIC MEDICINE CO.. Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by K. G. WILLIAMS, JR &
BRO, Martinsburg, w. Va.
A care guarantees nsr4-lvr
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

"Well, | do declare Home tight
again as usual !" exclaimed his wife.
mo | hain't come [hicl home tight
agin. It's the same old tight of
Yesterday. / hain't been sober yit
since then.-Got you hic] this time,
Jenny"
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A granger whose name is Bol

A granger whose name is Boil
Shield,
Was moving the grass in his field,
by a snake he was bitten,
And he has just written,
"St. Jacobs Oil has the bite healed. .
a lame Chinaman on the Pacific,
OF pains and aches was prolific
lie llmped all around,
Until he had found
st. Jacobs OIL, the great specific.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

TIME AND EXPENSE SAVED
Hard workers are subject to bilious
attacks which may end in dangerous
illness. Parker's Ginger Tonic keeps
the kidneys and liver active, and by
preventing the attack saves sickness,
time and expense. detroit Press.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

ARE You EXPOSED to malarial
influences 3? then protect your sys'
eszn by using Parker's Ginger Ton
ie. It strengthens the liver and kid
1oys to throw off malarial poisons,
xDd is good for general debility and
Nerycus exhaustion.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

Contagious diseases, malaria, liver
complaint, are all prevented by using
the gentle but powerful tonic,
Browns Iron Bitters.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

Every one can do something to
add to the social life of the table. If
one cannot talk he can listen and
ask questions drawing out those who
can talk.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

when a young lawyer is admitted
to the bar he thinks he has the whole
world before him. In a few months
he finds that he has no one after him
but his boarding house mistress.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

A Cincinnati dairyman is charged
with biting off the tips of his horses
ears. This is something unusual in
the way of showing love for horse
desh.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

You can keep your hair abundant
and glossy, and retain its youthful
color, with Parker's Hair Balsam.
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I'he Inquisitiye Youth.

OFFICE.
The other day the Rev. Mr.. Null
kittle, accompanied by his son, went
70 the daily newspaper office TO have
a notice, proclaiming religious ap
anintment. inserted After the no.
tice had been properly received by |
The young man in the front office,
The reverend gentleman conducted |
ais son to the composing room. Dur |
ing the heated revival, Mr. Bagley, |
foreman of the daily office, had fore
sworn the ways OF the Ubiquitous
and embraced the ways of the just.
when Mr.. Mulkitte and his son en-
tered the composing room, the fore
man arose from his desk, advanced
and said:
Brother Mulkittle, | am glad to
meet you. l have lopged for a visit
from you, and | am more than glad
that you have come"
Brother Bagley," said Mr.. Null
kittle. warmly shaking his hand, II
ann glad TO meet you again. This is
the first time that have ever seen
you surrounded by your daily toll,
and to know that among the prin-
ters vexations you are still firm in
the faith makes me feel warm down
in the deep recesses of my heart"
Nothing can change my mind,
Brother" said the foreman.
<'Remain true, and p crown will
sse your reward"
Is this your son ?" asked the
foreman, turning toward the boy.
All, thought so. Your very eyes
and expression OF intelligence"
4sDo you love the Lord 2" asked
the boy, as his father stepped to one
side and began an examination of a
Lot of brass rules arranged on
standing galley"
+'Yes, my little man, your father
has taught me to love the Lord"
<'If you had been Peter, what
would you done when the rooster
aerowed 7"
81 don't know my little man.
"Would you throwed rock at
limp"
mo, don't think that | would"
s'If you had been in the garden,
qwould you picked up the ear what
Peter cut often the man ?"
II don't know"
"You woulder said he what is got
.saars to hear let him hear, wouldn't
your
II don't know what l would have
said"
"Why don't you know what you
would have said ?"
Because.
Because what ?"
"You are too hard for me.
Ami a Jordan, and hard road
TO travel ?"
81 should say"
You should say what ? What
are these ?"
TYPE. Look out; you'll pi
&hem."
GLOW pi 'em ~
mix them W"
+'What is this brass thing? 2"
s'It's galley"
The boy was greatly interested in
the galley, and studied it intently.
Mr.. Mulkittle, few steps away was
examining a lot of large wood type.
The boy looked at the galley con-
tanning the markets. He wanted to
understand it, and drawing it to-
yard him, he threw the whole intri-
cate collection on the floor.
"What the h-ll have you been
@Soing ?" exclaimed the foreman.
"Here Mulkittle, take this d--n
hid away. Go out Of here move ~
my dear sir" exclaimed Null
K!ttle, taking hold of his son and
drawing him away, ~ am sorry for
Ens mishap, and assure you that l
vwill assist you in picking up your
little instruments.
picking up the devil" howled
Inc foreman, Get out of here"
$'Your religion should aid you"
~There amt religion enough in all
tie world to take care of a galley of
markets in a printing office. Get
asat, and don't you forget that /
L CON AIona.r -
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1883-03-17

What's the use having dyspepsia ?
Why belch and say you've got heart
burn, every time you eat ? Be SEN
sible, take Browns Iron Bitters and
get we'll.
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GXCIq' .BM EN- T
In THE
Boots hoe and Hat
TRADE.
Special Announcement.

OPCCIdI ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
We will sell FOR CASH a
large portion Of our stock at
great reduction in prices. To
close out odd lots, bargains
will be given regardless Of
COST. Take advantage of this
opportunity to save money.
GETTINGER Il HOKE.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-04-19
BR1EF NOTES.

To-day is the 10Ssh anniversary Of TIL
battle of Lexington.
The German Frauen Verein will hold thei
first annual picnic ct Richmond Grove OF
next Sunday.
The Presbyterian Sabbath-schools OF tn:
city hold their annual picnic at Nations
Grove May ID.
James NJ. Mccarthy has been appointed 9
Notary Public, to reside az Stockton, Sa1
Joaquin county.
The "Spaulding baseball club has organ.
lzed in this city. With officers as follows
President, L. Mohr; Csptsin. Z. Foote
Secretary, G. Vice; Treasurer, I. Kestier.
Yesterday Judge Armstrong made an order
IN the Lee Hung arson case, granting the
motion Of defendant for certificate OF proba-
bic oause of appeal to the Supreme Court. and
liked the bail st s. 900.
The Board Of City Trustees will hold a
special meeting on Wednesday, April 18th,
at 10 a. NJ, TO consider the proposition sub
to refund the city Indebtedness.
The C7urchnsan says It needs a bold, reso-
lutte man at any time to sFapple with The sub
lect Of women. It is astonishing how many
bold, resolute men there are in Sacramento,
and how persistently they grapple.
The Union Baseball Club last evening
elected officers, as follows: President, a..
Robins; Captain, w. Mclaughlin Treas
urer, G.. Robins; Secretary, J. Gorrnaly /;
PropeEtyman, j. Miller; Manager, G. w.
Gill.
Deputy Sheriff J. c. Dyer. of Tehsna,
passed through ths city yesterday, en- route
to San Quentin, with two prisoners-J smes
W. Barrow, sentenced for ten years fer as
sault to murder, and Geo. d. Wallar, one
year for grand larceny.
The New Orleans Picayune says The theat-
ricsl manager Is known by the company he
keeps. That is not true in California. Out
here the very last thing we judge the man
ager by is the company ne keeps, and the
thing we never judge the company by Is the
manager it keeps.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-04-19

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address particularly those who have been In
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Consultation Parlors, 29s Suffer street, adjoining
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For sale by all newsdealers.
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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-04-19
PACIFIC COAST ITEMS.

Joel Knapp fell down the stairs of no.
tel at Menlo Park yesterday and broke his
neck.
The business portion of Junction City,
NJ. T., was destroyed by fire on the 18th
instant.
NJ. ]. Farrell fell in the streets of Salt
Lake yesterday from dose of poison. He
was restored.
A piece of solid gold, taken from the
You Bet mine, Nevada county, lately
weighed Il ounces.
Peaches and pears are as large as wal
nuts in Marysviile. A very large fruit
crop is promised from Yubs.
Pablino Garcia, los years old, died last
week at Manzano, N. III. She was the
mother Of twenty-five children, and had
been married four times.
Last Sunday. G. Herbert and mar
named Roy, both French Canadians, started
across Lake Tahoe. Their boat has beer
found bottom upwards, and the voyager.
are supposed to have been drowned.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-04-19
FREIGHT FROM The EAST.

Pissed Ogden on the 10th for Sacramento Hunt
ington. Hopkins & Co., steel, 200 kegs nails
III bales and "a lengths of black iron pipe; Gui
Lavenson, boxes shoes; j. Hahn & Co., boxes
and 2 cases bottles, box medicine; Lindley & Co
400 cases oysters; Kirk, Geary & Co, / box drugs
20 boxes canary seed; 5. Lipman & Co., box table
cloth; Capital Furniture Company, glass plate; L
X. Hammer organ W. J. 0'Brien, case shoes
Locke & Lsvenson, roll carpet; A. Dennery & Co.
ease lamp-saades L. L. Lewis & Co., box hard
ware.
For Marysvilie-P. J. FlannerY, 5 cases shoes; Ed
Weinlander, box hosiery, box cotton goods,
boxdry goods; s. Il. Bradley, buggy.
For Yreka-I. J. King, case hats.
For Chico-W. II. Sherwood, l buggy with fix
lures
For Napa-Mellor & Son. roll carpet
For Colusa-Colusa County Bank, l case sta
tionery.
For Winters. II. Harlon, box cigars.
For Ruthei ford-H. Hartop, $40 pounds hard
ware.
For st. Helena-Berringer Bros, l box books.
For Dayisyille-S. P. Saunders, l winen
bundle irons Phil. LIGHTERS, boxes marble.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1883-04-19
DIED..

DIED.
Sacramento, April 1S-John Doody, a native Of Linn
eriek, Ireland, 10 years. Dorchester, N. Y, and
Minnesota papers please copy.)
Friends and acquaintance are respectfully invited
to attend the funeral which will take place from
his late residence, street, between Seventh and
Eighth, tomorrow (Friday) afternoon at
o'clock.
Sacramento, April 1s-John Rice, native OF Ger
many, 81 years, II months and IA days. (eoston
papers please copy)
| Funeral notice hereafter
Sacramento, April IS E. Fl. Webb, native OF Eng.
land, "a years, months and days. (Salt Lake,
San Francisco and Stockton papers please copy ~
| Funeral notice hereafter.l
Near Roseville, Placer county, April 17-Ella NJ,
| youngest daughter of George ii. and Ellen Oar.
ling, 10 years and 90 days
| Vallejo April 16-Henrietta, wife Of Luke Alvord
~ years.
Red Bluff, April 14-Ma.tie Stuart 81 years.
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Fresno. April 16, 1888.
The Petition.

Tha following is copy of the petition to
which reference is above made:
To his Excellency, George Stoneman, Governor of
California:
WHEREAS, William NJ. Boggs has been elected
President of the State Board of Agriculture and
Inspector OF Fruit Pests and, whereas, it is OF
paramount importance to the great horticultural in.
terests OF California that the President of said Board
should possess in high degree that knowledge, eX-
perience and skill in matters pertaining to horti.
culture which would qualify him TO discharge the
delicate and important duties of his office intelli-
gently and efficiently, and whereas it has come to
our knowledge, through reliable and trustworthy
sources that the said William NJ Boggs is very de.
cient in those qualifications which would render a
practical and beneficial discharge of the duties of
his office possible, therefore
We, the undersigned, citizens of the county Of
-, would respectfully petition your Excellency
to exert such influences to you may seem proper
to secure the resignation of the said William NJ.
Boggs as President Of said Commission, and espe-
cially as Inspector of Fruit Pests, and your peti.
TONERS will ever pray, etc.