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The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

cold spell: Ice.
Sheet music: Snoring.
A bad sign: A forgery.
An arklst: Father Noah.
The tradesman who skins his customers
can afford to sealskin his wife.
A statistician has estimated that court
ships average three tons of coal each.
Barber-'sHow will you have your hair
cut sir?" Man in chair-"In silence
AS matters are going in this country lust
now, we think seriously of obtaining pen
sions for the chairs of our Office as many of
them have lost leg in the service.-Ex.
An Iowa Judge refused a woman di-
vorce which she wanted because her hus-
band kissed her pretty servant. He said
she ought to be thankful that her husband
had found way to keep servant girl.
An Indiana woman gave a patient s4eO
worth of professional nursing, but presented
him with receipted bill on his promising to
marry her. Now that he has broken the
engagement, she sues for the pay and So
500 besides.
Scene in Court: "Now, Mrs. Blank. Won
say that on that day at noon YOU saw a
woman ride past your place at furious
pace, and you have given us detailed des-
crlption of the costume. Please tell us
what was the color of the horse?'' 81 did
not notice; she went so fast that had only
time to see how she was dressed .
A countryman stepped into Broad street
fruit store and invested in nickel's worth
of chestnuts. In half an hour he returned
and handed the proprietor one of the nuts.
"What does this mean2" asked the dealer.
s'Well, remarked the customer. .stbat ia |
the only sound chestnut I found in the mint |
and SO thought you put it in by mistake. |
am an honest man, and don't want to take /
mean advantage of fellow.-At2tens, Ca.
Banner. ~
The agent of a New York clothing house.
who was sent to Atlanta to settle mn the
failure of a retail house, made few inon;r.
es OF the man next door. ST pellet it yhas
\ square failure, explained the man. What
makes you think so?" 'Vhel he didn't
rink, nor smoke, nor gamble, nor drive a
asst horse, and as for his wife she never
'uys nothings and keeps no help ssThen
7ou lay it to the stagnant condition of
rade?" 'sVhel, trade was purty dull. but
,ou see he was not the right sort of man. :,
hen man shtops to buy west for two
oilars he doan make him pellet dot he
honts an oafercoat for fifteen, and when
ian shtops to buy oafercoat for fifteen
e doan convince him dot he needs second
and suit for twenty. He may do in the {
rocery peesness, but he can't run some ]
loding store mitout argument.-Detroi Z
rec Press- J
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
Southern Courtesy and Kindness.

| WIN i's Asiini'y VIM otOu ~ Ih's
country in 1870, settled in one of the
Gulf States. His friends in New
York demonstrated with him urging
that the South yet suffered from the
effects of the war; that trade was
dnller there than in the North, and
chances fewer of obtaining success in
business.
II knew it' he replied.
"You will there be measufably y
out of the world of arts, music, books;
even news. The towns and houses
have few modern improvements" !"
his advisers insisted.
Gall very true.''
'The people haven't the energy OF
the North. They are apt to be Bit
ter in their prejudices."
"But they are SO friendly!" replied
the Englishman. eff 1 were asked
to name the marked features OF
Southern character, it would be
friendliness. When I went among
them in my life 1 found myself in
a world where eeverY man really seem
ed to think every other man his
blood relation. Though he had new
er seen him before, he stood ready to
invite him to dinner, or to befriend
him If he needed it,"
The Englishman remained at the
South. He could not tear himself
away from the pleasant, intangible
ties which had been spun around
him.
No one can travel through the
South without feeling the powerful
charm of the universal atmosphere of
good-humor. kindness and courtesy
that is found in it's people. Not only
is it shown in the hospitality Of the
upper classes, but the poorest OF your
fellow-passengers is ready to render
yon service.
We have known a train stopped
for an hour in order that a doctor
might be summoned to a sick child,
and in all the SIX cars full of passen-
gers, there was not grumble OF dis
content heard. 1t evidently seemed
to them the natural and right thing
to do.
In the majority Of cases, Of course,
the goodwill is shown only in a
smile and pleasant word; bat no one
who has not lived in this perpetual
sunshine can understand its tranquil
izing, cheering effect.
There can be little use in the union
of the different sections of this coun-
try, if the two cannot learn some
thing from each other. II North
eners are, perhaps, able to teach
their Southern brethren some lessons
Of energy and of progress, they can
also learn from them much that will
make sweeter, higher and far better
worth the living.
The Northerner, at heart, is per-
,aps as faithful lover and as kind
! friend, but he keeps his love and
for his personal friends and
or his own household, and allows
cry little of either to illuminate his
ace, words or manner in the ordi-
ary associations of life Youths
Companion.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
TEMPERANCE COLUMN,
Edited by the Ladies of the W. c. T. U. of
Corvallis.
A Thrilling Scene.

While the temperance crusade was
sweeping through the State of Ohio
the Woman's Temperance League in
the town of Stryker held weekly
meeting for prayer and addresses on
the subject of temperance. The first
| of these meetings was rendered me-
morable by scene which those pres
ent will not soon forget. The room
was crowded with people of high and
low degree, temperate and intem'
perate, several of the more prominent
saloon keepers being present. After
a short address by Mrs. Lindsey, the
president of the Woman's Temper.
ance League, as Col. e. D. Bradley
was raking some interesting re-
marks, the drunken husband of Mrs.
Lindsey staggered toward the plat
form on which a number of ladies
and gentlemen were sitting, pushing
by his wife, who sprang forward
vainly seeking to intercept him in
his course. AS he passed by her she
snatched a bottle from his pocket,
and placed it on the table beside her.
Meanwhile the halt-stupified hus-
band turned and sat down, while a
hush OF sympathetic sadness fell up
on the congregation, at sight so
pitiful and disgraceful. In mo-
ment Mrs. Lindsey arose to her feet,
and holding mp the bottle before the
assembly, exclaimed in tones that
thrilled every heart:
''Here is the cause of my sorrow.
Here are the tears-yea, the very
life-blood of a drunkard's wife.
Look at it, rumseller! Here is the
poison dealt out by you to the once
loved husband of my youth; but now
behold the remains-nothing but
the remains-of what was once a no
BILE and honored man. Love, truth,
even manhood itself, has fled. Now
behold him And here is the cause"
She stopped for moment, her
wretched husband covering before
her, and nothing being heard but the
sobs of the audience; then turning
her pale anguish-stricken face to-
wards heaven, she exclaimed, with
fearful emphasis:
Chow, long, o Lord, shall intem-
perance reign, blighting our dearest
earthly hopes and draining our very
ifs's blood ?" Then, turning to the
audience, she continued. "Can you
wonder that 1 raise my voice against
his terrible evil? Sisters, will you
lelp me ?" Cries of eyes Yes!"
anne from slmost every lady in the
rouse. She sat down pale and ex-
lausted. The meeting concluded,
'ut impressions were made shat will |
ot soon fade from the minds of |
hose present, who went away more
determined than ever to fight against
trong drink, that foe of human
eace.-N.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
KendaIl's SPAWN Cure

Is sure in its effects, mild in it's action it does not
blister, yet tits penetrating and powerful to reach
every deep seated pain or remove any bony growth
or other engagements, such spavins spnts curbs
eaous, sprains swellngs and any lanleness and en-
iargements of the joints or limbs for rheumatism
IN man and for any purpose for which liniment is
best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and
yet certain in its effects
Send address for Illustrated Circular which we
think gives positive proof of its virtues No femedy
has ever met with such unqualified success to our
knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price 81 per BOTTLE or six bottles for S.. All
Druggists have it or get it for you or it will be
sent to any address receipt of price by the pro-
prietors DR.. B. j. KENDALL & Co., Enosburgh
Falls, Vt.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26

The grasshopper has, according to it's size
l2O times the kicking power of an average
man. It must be exciting times for the
young grasshoppers that go courting and
find the old man at home.
''People who live in glass houses should
pull down the blinds
1.When the tied comes in" remarked a
smart young man at a wedding reception,
as the new, couple entered the room.
Nobody was more bitterly witty than
Lord Peterborough. A young LAWYER.
trembling with fear, rose to make his first
speech, and began:-"My Lord, my unfor-
tunate client-my lord, my unfortuna ate
client-my lord go on, sir, 90 cn.n
said Lord Ellenborough; '.as far as you have
proceeded hitherto, the court is entirely
with you.''
Mistress (horrifed) - tsGood gracious
Bridget, have you been using one of NV
stockings to strain the coffee through?'
Bridget (apologetically) :-.Yis, mum, but
shure / didn't take clanesone."
A Cork paper published the following
srratum:-'srhe words printed pigs and
cows in Mr.. Parker's letter on the land
question, which appeared in yesterdays
ssue, should have read pros and cons.'"
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
FROM THE OIEOITl PRESS, Ny,

Oneonta, New York, Jan 9th
Early last summer Messrs B. ]. Kendall & Co., of
Enosburgh Falls, Vt, made contract with the pub
fishers OF the Press for half column advertisements
Tor one year setting forth the merits of KendalPs
Spawn Cure. AT the same time secured from the
firm q quantity OF books entitled Dr. KendalPs
Treatise on the horse and his Diseases which we are
giving to advance paying subscribers the Press as
premium. -
About the time the advertisement first appeared
IN this paper Mr.. P. G. Schermerhorn who resides
near Golfers had spawned horse He read the ad.
vertisement and concluded to the efficacy of the
remedy, although his friends laughed at his cred
ulity. He bought bottle of Kendall's SPAWN Cure
and commenced using it on the horse In accordance
with the directions, and he informed us tn week
that it effected such complete that an expert
horseman, who examined the animal recently could
ind no trace of the SPAWN the place where it had
been located. Mr.. Schermerhorn has since secured
copy OF kendalls Treatise on the Horse and his Dis
eases, which he prizes very highly and would be
not obtain another copy. So much for advertising
reliable articles
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
kendall'S, SPAWN Cure
ON HUMAN FLESH.

West Enosburgh Vt, Feb. 18th, 1881
DR. Is. j. KENDALL Co., Gents Several months
ago injured my knee joint which caused an en-
iafGement to grow the size Of large walnut and
caused me very pain all the time for four or
five weeks, when began to use KendalIs SPAWN
Cure with the most satisfactory results. 1t has en-
tlrely removed the enlargement and stopped the
lameness and pain. have long known 1t to be ex-
cellent for horses but now know it to be the best
linirent for human flesh that am acquainted with
Yours truly
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26

Experiments recently made in Eu-
rope, with view of ascertaining the
best method of preserving manure
show that manure allowed to accum-
ulate under cattle, three months or
more, in specially constructed deep
stalls, was found, in every case, as
compared with that ordinary manure
heaps, in a more workable condition.
the amonial salts, were better pre-
served, and the useful ingredients
were present in greater proportions.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26
READ PRGaF CT WONDERFUL CURES.

Fremont, Ohio, JAN 25th
Dr. B. J. KENDALL & Co.. Gents Il think it nv
duty to render you my thanks for benefits and profits
which have derived from your invaluable and far
famed SPAWN Cure. My cousin and had valuable
stallion, worth $4,000 which had very bad SPAWN
and was pronounced by four eminent veterinary
surgeons, beyond any cure, and that the horse was
done for ever AS a last resort advised my cousin
to try bottle of Kendalrs SPAWN Cure. it had a
magical effect, the third bottle cured it and the
horse Is as well as ever. DR.. Dick of Edinburgh the
eminent veterinary surgeon was an uncle OF mine,
and take great interest in assisting his profession
Yours truly
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26

The London Echo mentions Gener.
eral Sherman's recommendation that
the United States army be increased
to 10000 men, and then says: "Hap
Ply land that finds sc. 900 men enough
for the protection of half continent.
and that, consequently spends its
taxes in making such educational
provision as altogether puts our En-
glish cities to shame.'
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1883-01-26

Scientists now all admit that most diseases are
cause are oy hianes or nxer and that
health will be the result. WARMERS SAFE KID
NEY AND LIVER CURE
| Is made from Simple Tropical Leaf
OF RARE VALUE,
And is POSITIVE Remedy for the following
| Troubles:
Pain in the Back; Severe Headaches:
Dizziness; BlOating; Inflamed
| Eyes; A Tired Feeling:
! Night SWeats;
Pains in the Lower Part Of the Body:
PalpitatiOn of the Heart: Jaundice:
Gravel, Painful UrinatiOn; Ma.
larial Feyer; Fever
and Ague;
And all diseases caused by the Kidneys, Liver or
It is sEFE and CERTAIN cure for all Female diff
fcultes, such as
Leucorrh9a; inflammation of the Womb;
Falling of the Womb; liberation
of the Womb.
will control and regulate Menstruation and is an
excellent and safe remedy for females during preg
ASH Blood Purifier it is unequaed, for it cures the
organs that MAKE the blood. For
Of; carbuncles; scrofula; White Swell
ling; Salt Rheun; Poisoning by Mer-
curry or any other Drug
1t is certain in every
For Incentinence; Impotence; Pains In
the L0fHS, and all SiEni-
lar Diseases,
1t is safe, sure and quick Cure.
1t is the only known remedy that has cured BRIaHTs
DISEASE.
As proof Of the purity and worth of this Great
Natural Remedy, read the following
CHEM MICAL ANALYSIS:
s. A LATTIMoRE, PHI D., L. L. D., Professor of
Chemistry in the University of Rochester, N Y,
knowing the popularity and merit of Warmers Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure, after thorough Chemical
Analysis, has furnished the following statement:
UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER.
Chemical Laboratory,
ROCHESTER, N Y, Jan. 8, 1880.
Mr.. II H. Warner has placed in my possession the !
formula of the medicine manufactured and sold by |
him under the general designation of WARNER S |
SAFE KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE. have inves- |
,gated his processes of manufacture which are con-
1ucted with extreme and according to the best
Methods. have also taken from his laboratory sam
,les of all the materials used in the preparation of
his medicine, and upon critical examination find
hen1 well as the medicine into which they enter
be entirely free from poisonous deeterious SUBJ
tances. s. A. LATTIMORE
This Remedy which has done such wonders, is put.
p in the LARGEST SIZED BOTTLE Of any medi- |
inc upon the Market, and is sold by Druggists and
Or WARMERS SAFE DIABETES CURE. 1t is d |
oSITIyE Remedy.
H. H. WARNER & CO.
9:6yl Rochester N. Y.
II
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NOTICE e hereby given that To IN.
l y dersigned, Trustee Of HARRISON town.
hip. will attend 10 the business Of th(
township g hia home, east ~ HaytviIle
on Saturday Or each week. and person.
having business are cxpcctingto present
;t On that day.
Onc-half ~ the Township Library "a q
Harrison Morgan's. Il Ludlow, and one
half at John Anienber4crs shop, ID
HaysvIIIe. Parties wanting books MAJ
Get them q either place.
Thomas II. HoPE. Trustee
May 9TH. lh62--y- HARRISON Ip.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-09-21

There arc ff,y-fonr teachers IN the
poblic schools Of New Albany; eleven
jn tbo public schools Or New Albany
township outside the city.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1883-09-21

Shouting, cuttcrIns, rocflna and .'cb
Work promptly orxencoc 20. Call ana
examine stock and prices.
oct 3. ~. ERS. rQxY.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22
Coming to Wood River.

oswego. Kas.. Independent, August IT,,
Mrs. J. S. Waters and children will
leave for HALEY, Idaho, about the first
OF September, Mr.. Waters having
everything in readiness for their new
home.
Mrs. Waters is the wife of the Re-
ceiver Of the Land Office here.
Mrs. Capt. Hammer will leave in
about three weeks for Haley, Idaho,
Capt. Hammer having preceded the
family about month ago. We learn
they will charter car and take great
many things with them.
Captain Hammer came out with Re.
ceiver Waters, to look the country
over, and liked it so we'll that he took
up claim on Camas Prairie and is to
make his home there.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22
A Disastrous Timber Fire.

A heavy timber fire has been burn
ing around Vienna, in the timber, for
several days past, and the past two
days approached the town so near and
was destroying such quantities of
valuable timber, that the citizens of
Vienna turned out to fight it in earn
est. Chris. Johnson also stopped
work on his company's mill and mines
and sent their entire forces out to
check the spread Of the flames
which was accomplished yesterday,
and the camp is safe. One hundred
and sixty-6ve men were oat all day
beating out the flames, in the out
skirts of the town The damage to
the timber is estimated at $4,000.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22

An active condition of the Blood
and Liver is the source of nearly all
disease; they are made pure, active
and healthy by using Browns sarsa.
parilla and Dandelion with Iodide of
Potassium. 1t speedily cures boils,
kidney disease, scrofula, dyspepsia,
pimples, ulc RS, erysipelas ana rheu-
matism. Try this great blood puri-
fer, Browns Sarsaparilla, and ask
your druggist to show you the form
ula printed on every bottle. All
drug gists sell Browns Sarsaparilla.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22
A Funny Mistake.

Some time ago an editor had what
was called "a cystic tumor" in his
throat, and one Of his contemporaries
stated that "Mr. Blank is suffering
from sciatic tumor on his neck" CT
course this was all error; but greater
error is the mistaken idea that pre-
walls among some people that sciatic
pains cannot be cured. Not only
those pains, but Rheumatism, will
yield to the action Of Salicyhca, one
of the most reliable remedies of mod
ern times. alml
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22


sion to Society, Dimness of Vision. Noises in the
Head; the vital fluid passing unobserved in the
urine. and many other diseases that lead to insan.
ity and death.
DIR. MINTIE. who is a regular physician (grad-
uate of the University OF Pennsylvania. will
agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS tor
a case of this kind the VITAL RESTORA.
TIVE (under his special advice and trent1nent
will not cure. or for anything impure or injurious
found in it. DR. M1NTIE treats all private dis
eases successfully without mercury. CoNsULTA.
TON FRLE Thorough examination and advice
including analysis of urine s. 90. Price of VITAL
RESTORATIVE, 50 90 a hottie, or four times the
quantity, $40 co. sent to any address upon receipt
OF price, or c. o. D., secure from observation and
IN private name, If desired, by 4. f. MINTIE NJ
D., II kearny street, San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE, sent on application
by letter stating symptoms, and age. Com
muhicatlons strictly confidential.
DR.. MINIlES KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPURETI.
CUM, cures all kinds of Kidney and Bladder Com
plants, Gonorrhpa, elect. Leucorrhpa. For sale
by all druggists 81 90 bottle six bottles for IS 90
DIR. MlNTlE'S DANDELION PILLS are the best
and Cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS cure in the
market. Fer sale by all druggists.
All orders for medicine G. o. b. must be accom-.
panied with 81 las guarantee of good faith
which will be deducted when the package is
Skinned.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22
WALKER VS.. WALLACE.
The Former Accuses the Latter OF Ma.
lictOus Mischief-The jury Disagree.

The Former Accuses the Latter OF Ma.
licious Mischief-The Jury Disagree.
The suit of Lew. Walker against
Hugh c. Wallace, which was on trial
before Justice Lennon Yesterday,
and in which Hugh c. Wallace, Sec
rotary of the u, l., & o. Land I'm
provement Company was charged
with malicious mischief in pulling
down and removing a cabin built bv
the plaintiff on lot of ground To-
Gated on ground transferred bv John
HALEY and others to the T., l., & O.
Land Improvement Company as a
desert entry, ended in disagreement
OF the jury. The plaintiff claims that
the land will grow crops without irr:-
CATION and, therefore, was not sub
Ject to entry as desert land and that
he located it as homestead and &C.
qulred peaceable possession, which he
held by building cabin thereon with.
out molestation, and that the defend
ant willfully entered upon his land,
destroyed his house and removed it
from the land-wherefore he pravs
Judgment against defendant.
The defense set up the plea that the
land in dispute was legally entered as
desert land, according to law; that
possession was in them, and also the
title, and that they were justified in re-
moving trespassers, and, without in
citing breach of the peace, to also
remove any building placed thereon.
The case was tried by jury, Bruner
Brothers and Montandon appearing
for plaintiff, and Frank Ensign for de-
PENDANTS. The jury disagreed, stand
ing 7 to for conviction on the charge
Of malicious mischief.
A new trial was to be had TODAY.
in the same court, but before a new
jury.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22
Ore Discovery Within Mile OF HALEY

"A few days ago, while digging for
ditch in the side Of the hill in rear
OF the St. Louis Brewery, in Crows
gulch, an ore deposit was uncovered
at depth Of hardly foot below the
surface. A location was at once made.
and the extraction of ore begun. The
ore was found in boulders, and loose
In the ground, but good indications of
a ledge having been found, the dis.
coverers continued at work. About
two tons of fine galena ore have al.
ready been extracted.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1883-08-22
announcer Concentration to Be Startod ~,

Superintendent Wilson. IF tho N.r
row Gauge and Bannack mines on
Deer Creek, who was down ON bus;
ness to-day, said that his concentrat.
ing works will be completed by Sep.
TENDER 8, Or in Is days from TODAY.
ny that time there will be suflicie Mt
ore extracted to keep the co,1centra.
tors at work steadily. The amount of
ore out gives good start to the
Miners who are getting more out each
shift and opening new slopes.