The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1883-06-01
MISCELLANEOUS.

An Eastern editor says that the
new Chinese paper in New York looks
like map of a Delaware orchard.
/ General Hazen complains that Con-
gress made no appropriation for cyclone
reports this year. We shall probably
have to get along without our cyclones.
M 7. Herald.
"A United States mail wagon got
mixed up with q circus procession in
Philadelphia, yet not one in q thousand
of the spectators knew it did not belong
Observation-Disclosures Press.
There is a rumor floating around to
the effect that it will be quite the thing
this summer for fashionable ladies to
claim to have robust health. They
may even call for pork and beans
Detroit Free Press.
"A while ago an Engfishman be-
queathed his two daughters their weight
in FL bank notes and one of the girls
received 81 200 to 81, 344 for her sister.
over quarter of o million of dollars
each.
For macaroni, with cheese, or for
Welsh rarebit, cheese which is too dry
for the table may be used; when it is
grated and melted, If it seems at all
stiff, add very little cream to moisten
it.-N. Y. Post.
1t took sixty-five hours straight
work to print the $4,000, 900 rebate to-
baccO labels made necessary by the tax
reduction, and the labels. when printed,
if placed in line, would reach from
New York to San Francisco.-N T.
Times.
with watchmen on all Sides" the
New York burglars break into safes
and help themselves to the contents.
Thus far they have stolen none of the
watchmen. but much apprehension is
felt.-N. Y. Ne,cs.
Omaha wonders why she can't pro-
duce great actor or poet. and then
turns around and tells of citizen fall
ing beneath a wagon loaded with two
tons of stone ard having a wheel pass
over his head without cracking his
skull.-Detrot Post.
Lyman Potter, of Albany, who
pushed a wheelbarrow from the Hudson
River to San Francisco in 1873, started
recently to walk from New York to
New Orleans within certain time, but
was struck by a train in North Carolina,
and killed.-Albany IN. ~ Journal.
An Anti-opium Prayer Union has
been formed in Great Britain, of which
the members residing in different parts
covenant to pray at least once q week.
on Thursdays, for the overthrow Of the
appalling and accursed opium trade in
China and elsewhere.
Times the Canadian method of caring
for the Indians is much more certain i'm
its results than the American method
In America the Indians are made to
keep the army in exercise; in Canada
they are allowed to starve.-BOsto1
Star.
In many parts of Spain farming OPP
erations have made little or no progress
since the expulsion of the Moors. The
same sort of pillow is used now as then,
oxen tread out the corn after the an
arate the chaff from the corn by tossing
the grain up in the air during a breeze
Of wind,
Over in California the picnic season
is in full blast. Over there it is "HO
for Santa Cruzr' no for this place, and
ho for that. 1t is little out of the
way, but if any of our people happen to
be on the other side of the mountains.
they will find these excursion rates very
cheap. A man can go So far for three
dollars that it will cost him twenty dol
lars to get back.-Vrginia City (Nev.)
Enterprise.
-"Did you hear about the Sprig-
ginses?" mo, what is it?' .'You
know how loving they were? Well,
they haven't been married month.
and hard words have already passed
between them" '.Is that so? What
was it all about? How did it happen?''
"Why, she happened to come across a
sentence she didn't understand, and he
passed her the dictionary, which is full
Of hard words, you know."-Boston
Transcript.
The following names of Nihilists
found guilty atthe recent trial at Odessa
are published for the benefit of their
many relatives in this country: Dzvon-
kayvitch, Popoff. Koortayefsky. Mat
Evaninine, Batagoff, Nikolai
Nadayjek. Valoyeff, Sareeteheff, Roven-
sky, Golikoff, Goorsenko, Forgasheef,
Niemerofsky, Karl NADIA
yeff, Stephanova, and Popelnitsky.-N
d.