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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

SOMETHING WORTH KNowING.-All those
who are afflicted with colds, coughs, bron.
chitis, asthms, throat and lung troubles,
or in fact, any disease incidental to this
season Of the year, win End immediate and
permanent relief by the use OF PONDS Elk
TRACT. 1t has cured thousands, and 1t win
cure you. The promptitude with which It
gives relief Is remarkable. It can be had
from any druggist with pamphlet giving
Its history, medical uses, and curative
properties, together with all necessary di.
rections.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Little Bob; "Tom, why do you call
mamma mater? What does mater mean?"
Tom: Latin for mother, you know"
Little Bob: "Oh! thought II was be-
cause she had To see about getting hus-
bands for Flora and Edle that she was q
mater"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Pearls White Glvcerine unlike the infe
rior, cheap glycerine, penetrates the skin
leaving IL smooth, soft and pliable, and
can be applied TO the skin any time with
out causing any inconvenience, as II ha,
not the sticky qualities OF all other glyc
crimes
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Public benefactors are not alone confn-
ed TO the higher orders OF scientific re-
search. Indeed but few have done more
for the welfare OF the working masses than
James Pyle through the introduction OF his
labor-sayipg Pearline.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

"Is lying wickedf" asked a teacher OF
his class. Very" replied little urchin,
"if 1t is habitually practiced." "Good
boy" replied the teacher; land Is suicide
very wickedy" EYES," shouted the whole
class, "if habitually practised !"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

A good-looking Sixth Avenue girl whose
lover asked her In the tenderest tones why
1t was that she was 50 magnetic explained
the phenomenon by Informing him that
her mother and father were both telegraph
operators.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Numerous exchanges insist that girls
should be allowed to whistle but 1t Is not
because 1t strengthens the lungs nor any
such nonsense. The true reason Is that
girl cannot MARBLE at the piano while she
Ia whistlipg.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

The Car has become so courageous and
self.confdent during the past few months
that he now goes TO tailoring establish
meut instead OF q boiler-shop when he
wants to get measured for new suit OF
clothes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

get along charmingly with my wife
give her ten cents every time 1 buy a
cigar, and a. sosn Is she gets fly cents
ahead borrow 1t to buy more cigars with
and the poor little innocent thinks that
all Is serene. Nothing succeeds like sue.
cess!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

A Quebec farmer, while returning from
his moving lot, with his scythe over his
shoulder was struck by lightning and In
stantly killed. This shows what little use
the universe has OF man who mows with
4 scythe In 1882.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Don't squandsr any time over pre-hlsto-
ric man, but rather put In your spare nours
wondering II the new family on the corne,
are the sort Of people TO lend Gomez ana
sugar and baking powder.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

PERUVIAN SYRUP cnres Dyspepsia, Gen.
eral Debility, Liver Complaint, Humors,
Boils, Chronic DiarrhGa, Nervous Alice
tions, Female Complaints, and all diseases
originating In q bad state OF the blood.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
OUR PUZZLE CORNER.
Prepared By W. H. Eastman. East sumner, !


PREPARED By W H. EASTMAN, East sumner, !
a.t M I-RiDDLE.
No meal you eat through all the day
Breakfast, dinner or tea
Would seem complete you all will say,
IL Il were not for me.
The bed on which your limbs you rest
Would not, without my add
Afford sweet dreams or slumber blest,
Nor peace, l am afraid.
You cannot hate, you cannot love,
Save by some help from me,
The earth beneath, the heaven above,
Without me could not be.
And vet am an unknown thing
In sorrow or in mirth;
And neither pain or JOY bring
Unto the sons of earth.
CAP'N JACK.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

No other medicine is so reliable as Ayers
Cherry Pectoral for colds, coughs, and al
arrangements OF the respiratory organs
tending toward consumption. In all or
binary cases II Is certain cure, and II az
fords sure relief for the asthmatic and
consumptive, even in advanced stages oil
disease
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

A certain Professor took up a Norma
young lady's notebook the other day u
examine It's entries. The irst note that
met his astonished gaze was this: " That
Is is nice looking fellow over yonder BY
the window"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
4 TRtr FRIEND

To the sick and suffering, Is DR.. Kauf-
mann's Great Medical Work, finely Illus
trated Send two Scent stamps 10 pay
postage 20 A. =. 0rdway & Co., Boston,
Mass, and receive COPY free.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

A physician. visiting Horticultural Hall,
Paramount Park, with a gentleman, ex-
pressed his admiration at the rapid growth
OF trees. "Why," said the other, "please
to consider that they have nothing else to
do"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

".we will wager years subscription
that 25-cent package OF SheriddR's Cardi-
~ Condition Ponders contains more pure
ingredients and cost more money than q
bushel OF any kind put up In large packs.
Sherdan's powders are absolutely pure.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

"Does your Helen remind you OF Helen
OF Troy?" she asked sweetly as the sofs
springs fiattened under pressure OF one
hundred and sixty pounds. mo, not pre-
cisely; you remind me more Of Helen Of
Av0irdupois," was bis scaly reply.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

You smile when you see q child trying
to grasp its own shadow; but how many
have been grasping shadows all their
lives and will continue to reach out and
grasp as long as their breath and eyesight
last,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

We are willing TO take certain amount
OF stock In newspaper accounts Of Western
cyclones, but when an Arkansas paper tells
about zephyr carrying bed-quilt sixty.
one miles and then going back for the
sheet, we ain't there.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Convicts ct the Dsrtmoor Prison, 10
England, make skeleton keys out OF the
bones OF their meat. Nothing could DC
more appropriate. Their escape by this
means reminds us one OF those skeleton
leaves.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Montana Indians predict a short open
winter because the hair on the buffalo Is
short and the bunch grass Is also short.
This will be welcome news to the man
whose pocket-book and coal-bin are also
Hshort"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

A book agent had the misfortune to
break his leg ut camp-meeting in Butler,
Georgia, the other day, and while the SYM
pathisers were gathered around, Is two
surgeons set the limb, he sold three copies
OF his book.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
LADIES Toxic

The GREAT FEMALE REMEDY Is prepared
by the WOmeR's Medical Institute Of Buff
10. v. y. and il their favorite prescription
for ladies' who are suffering from any weak
ness or complaints common TO the sex. IL
Is sold by druggists at Sl.00 per bottle.
Ladies can obtain advice FREE Send stamp
for names OF those who have been CURED.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

"lolanthe Is the name OF new Sulll-
van and Gilbert opera recently brought out
in this country and In England "Iolan-
the" ought to run well. It's head was put
in butter some years ago by Mrs. Brooks
OF Arkansas.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
DENVER DOINGs.

Mr.. J. A. McBeth, Pacific Express or
fee, Denver, Colo, was cured by St. ia
cobs OIL OF an eYcruciating pain In the
neck, and also tooth-ache. One applica-
ton did the work.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Amer . young man has spent six weeks
10 write the Lords Prayer on q space the
size Of Q three cent piece It Ii real mean "a
figure that he might have sawed and spill
80 cords OF wood In that time.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Said loving wife to her husband " Do
you know, dear, that butterfly ornaments
are very fashionable?" Perhaps" he
gruffly replied; but grub is the great desid-
eratum."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

The latest advices from Japan report the
Mikado sick of "the peculiar Japanese dis
ease called kakake." Our suffering con-
tributor wonders how he "t-took the ka-
kake."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

The best preventive Of fever and ague
and all miasmatic diseases Is Wheat BIZ
ters. One trial will prove this. Sold by
all druQRists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
u.-pECAPfrATIoNs.

/. Behead lively, and leave slim.
,. Behead pure, and leave TO hurry.
> Behead a word used TO express graf
itude and leave a skein of thread.
{. Behead ill-tempered and leave little
boy whose unknown fate caused great con-
Steruatiou throughout the land.
>. Behead TO rebuke, and leave COW
ering.
6. Behead Vehicle, and leave wea-
pom.
:. Behead TO rattle, and leave lean.
BELLE GORDON.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

When you feel life is burden, and no
thing you try seems 70 ease your dyspep-
sia, find sure relief in Browns Iron Bit
ters
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
4.-Break, break. break,
Al the foot OF thy crsgs, - sea.
. SHE WOKE \ WREATu oF ROSES.

she hal tho jumping tooth-aobC
The night when frs; we met;
Her face w marked with anguish,
Her eyes with tears were wet.
told her PTNRI pAvfss
PAIN Nj, LTR vas the thing
To cure tnc jumping tooth ache,
And "a >c away Us sting
NcNi ~ ming. when saw her,
i@sk' her. " Dbl you get
1aat bot;leo PAIN EuLUE7~
>ai'. she: All rish,-you bet"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

When woman rushes out into the yard
her eyes flashing with executive determin-
alton and picks up piece OF board to
throw 1t hen 1t Is interesting TO see how
quickly all the children playing in the VI
entity will run in front of her to prevent
getting hit.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

DoN'T DIE IN THE House.
Trough on Rats" clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs, flies, ants, moles, chip
hunks, gophers. ljc.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

FOR THICK HEADS,
Heavy stomach, bilious conditions, "Wells'
MAY Apple Pills" anti-bilious, cathartic
IN and ogr
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
A YOUNG OLD LADY,
eyes, Cir, I'm Younger than any OF NV
children new" said Mrs. Sarah M,
Robinson, OF Oh william ST., New
Haven. CaDu.-We rad about
thts hind of Nebi. Ladies'. hut
g. 4 A, Ina 0elsfN


"Yes, Sir; I'm younger than any OF nv chIllre,
now, keep up with the times, appla1d TIE Vie
tories OF old Yale. and don't grow old - We e Tie
words OF Mrs Robinson TO your reporter shsn he
called at her home. Mrs. Robinson IL one Of the
earnest, 70 ahead sort OF aged ladies, OF whom
you read, but whom Won 30 rarely nnd Ia modern
society. "Ive had nv share OF trouble she aid.
"for all my life I've been sufferer from erysipe
las. From this has resulted diseased stomach
ana In srtion OF the digestive organ. I've been
zoe bled with dyspepsia, and have htd such a
veakuess of the stomach " has seemei a. IN
needed something artificial and Strengthening I
Attribute this 10 erysipelas. which IL institution.
ri with me. pye been under the physicians care
4 great deal during my lie, but never received
any perma nent benefit think until began tai.
ips Dr. Kspns dy's FAVORITE REMEDY, which
has proved a perfect r,sforaffre IN ms case Nv
bes lin IL better now than IL has been tor a long
time I consider d.. Kennedy. FANORTE
REMEDY an excellent medicine. !, h used sI
tensiyeIy In this city. l keep IL asa family mei.
cine, and rely upon is for know OF the good ~
suits OF using it !"
Your reporter len Mrs RDbldson ~ I.-Ing IN
health aud renewed youth. and bestowiug ucrilei
praise on that which ~ the source OF tappiness
TO Thousands viz: DIR. KEN ed, = FAIOHITE
REMEDY Ask your druggist for TO- kennedy,
FAyORIrE REMEDY has become a hous snot
word Everybody, sooner or later rets sick and
sickness il both wearisome and costly. fAIOR
ITE REMEDY ttps ia at this point % not
expensfye and IL 10 efficient For All diseases u
the Blood, Bilious Disorders, Kidney comp amt,
Con stipatIou, and the aches and Ills when make
the dome, tic lie OIL women cross 80 bard 10
bear.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

An old member of the Legislature, when
he saw the fashionable Waiting at the In
augural bali. made the following sensible
remark: "Well, don't know what they
call such as that now; but in my rails.
ing such wrestling as that was called hug
pinp -
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

INe,rs, inquiring: How can avoid being
addressed If walk out at night without =
protector" The experienced editor OF
that metropolitan newspaper tartly replied {:
Wear an old shawl and carry 4 clothes
basket"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
Extreme Tired FEELING.

A lady tells US "the first bottle has done
my daughter great deal of good, her food
does not distress her now, nor does she
suffer from that ertreme tired feeling which
she did before taking Hoods Sarsaparilla- 4"
A second bottle effected cure. No other
preparation contains such n concentration
Of vitalizing, enriching, purifying and invig.
Grating properties as Hoods Sarsaparilla
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

Your vital energy is deficient; restore 1t
by free use OF Wheat Bitters. III
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
DIAM ON D
GOLD and SILVER PAINT.

Bronze PAINT. ARTISTS oidCk.
For gliding Fancy Baskets. Frames, Lamps.
Chandeliers, and for all kinds Of ornamental work.
Equal to any Of the high priced kinds and only
loc.s package at the druggists or postpaid from
WELLS, RICHARDSON d CO.. Burlisgten,N.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

MA, exclaimed youngster at a
party, pointing to an elaborate epergne
in the middle of the table, shave you
hired that: never saw it before"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

From AionEo S. Weed. Publisher Of Zion s
Herald, IS Brom.deld ST., Boston.
Several bottles OF AddmsoR's Botanic
| Cough Bdisdm have been used in my fami-
" with the most gratifying result. We
esteem IL as one OF the best OF medicines.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
SQUARE

ANSWERS To PUzzLEs oP WEEK BEFORE
LAST.
IL, Skilled, killed. ,, Dread, read.
3, Blow, low. 4, (Rel cover, over. ).
Mend, end 6, Wed, Ell.
FL, Bread. >, Cak'.. s. Pie. I. Rolls.
;, Beef 6, Cookies. :. Mullins. 5, Toast.
., Beans. 10, Butter.
B. II ore y
% ride Il
l. owll
VI ami 4
T. ar y
= ain T
4.-Break. break. break,
At the foot OF thy crags. - sea.
o. CHAP
HARM
AREA
PEAR
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
GATAR Ri IInECfICyS.

.a-uulih Eit.CfN
cgr a Faucic INTO The
r-trI,, smw sfruug
Or -fts ttrL p The
uC % wiiI D. Oh
,c.,-z ur SRI
tl. l-..sc!
EarlE
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13
lv.-CoMRnEn rRACTIoNs.

lu.-ANAbkAN.
Great Elm. DAISY.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1883-02-13

ANSWERS TO PUzZLEs OF WEEK BEFORE
IASI.
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
MANAGER mCAULDs MoVEMENTS

HIS RETURN FROM A LONG AND SUCCESSFUL
WESTERN TOUR
Manager John McCaull, who returned from
his Western trip Tuesday night, was FOUND by "A
In consultation With the Aransons relative 10 the pro,
duclon week OF Tue Queens Lace liandkerchleI
We have rctnrncd' said the Colonel Who in spite OF
serious indlspositon IN san Francisco Is looking IN the
most robust health. ITO dis0and only To reOrganiLe
Several OF the company were anxious Tor a
short rest, go I concluded a week earlier than /
intended AZ Chicago ana cane ea an wa Soom
ing his show with conhagratlons etc: But nave no
Hooeys against Bsrnum and hs advance sale was very
large Aud then Chicago like New-lork. mas advanced
companies a. we'll as circus companies"
flow did you find the great West generally IN regard
opera ., orr .uccs,. T. VIVA no, o,l tha,
IL should have been. for were badly handled Hayely
minstrel combination with half dozen end-men; had
the biggest troupe ever taken west ior Ensush OF
Italian opera eithernfty OF en- with Carleton, PERU
eni Coircy aud Post-begging tue ladies' pardons for
tanning them as-and big chorus got some OF jean
ME WipstOn's disbandcd chorus at Phllad ephia and
dsclarped some OF own who used 10 tO and go
from the theatre In eoupes-ony ladies wanted IN NC
Caul's chorus, you knOw-and coming back picked up
some Of Catherine Lewiss stranded people 80 Drought
back than took away, and must say that nicer
and qleter and more obigins people never travelled 30
far aud so agreeably together a.
~ avn going TO orGanhe once rec, lSs ios
il dsengaged. and she charming woman and wonder
fully improved singer aud actress, but she thinks she
wants money, you KNOW, Us tncy III uo Dut sue
can't do better-and she can't I'm sure-sheH be with
me But I'm going to have some Others that are hrst-
SIass i've got TO- you know II have TO 20 10 Ksm-
scbatka for em-that's In Russia, isn't 1t land oubd
the Car you know for they are beginning TO crtlcise
English opera as II II the regular Italian you know,
and people are beginning todenand the same perfection
But Pm going have the biggest and the best and no
mistake for next season"
Colonel McCaull mad Just declined summer engage
ment TO play his company In theatre to be hted up In
tne restaurant at Manhattan Beach which stood dl
reetly behind bathing pavilion. This plan proposes
rival entertainment the variety show to be given on
tho Diar
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
WHAT Is GOING ON TO-DAY

Grand Lodge OF Masons in Masonic Temple;
American Jockey Club races IN Jerome PARK A.,
IishCuura Association in Cooper Institute ana dln-
pairosd Commissioners Investigation Ia rooms OF
Chamber Of Commerce. ,,,
Dinuer TO Kentuckians in Demoncos.
Chamber Of Commerce meeting. u , c,,.
Lawn tennis tournament IN ST. deorees NrickeV
Meeting of Bible Society in Bible House.
Columbia Trinity college cricket match, In HoDoRen'
Meeting OF 81. Nicholas Club In Deimonlcos ,,,.
Trlal of Theodore Hoffman for murder In Wblte
Metropolitan Cincinnati baseball match In Poio
Grounds.
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
A LUCKY PRODIGAL.

Andrew Litzenburger, silk dyer at Paterson, N.
fortune and not knowing how to appreciate It,
Some time ago his father died IN Saargenind, Lor-
faine and left him fortune. He imme ediately pro-
who, 1t was alleged. had acquired $1,7s0 of the
prodigal heirs money in one night In house IN
Twenty -seventh-st. were arrested on the charge
but for lack of evidence were not held. Early this
week Litzenburger received word that he had
fallen heir TO $50. 900 in Lorraine by the death Of
his mother. He sailed tor his native land yesterday
morning to get possession of his second fortune,
after having, by paying some borrowed money,
iust escaped arrest on o charge of obtaining 1t
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07

NOBODY BUYS HOT.wEATHER CLOTHING UNTO
HOT WEATHER COMES, AND NOW THAT SUMNER
HAS ARRIVED. EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING
THIN TO PUT ON. LAST YEAR WE INTRODUCED
AN EXCLUSIVE SUMNER NOVELTY CALLED
"HoMEsPUN FLAX sUITINa." THE GOODS ARH
MADE IN IRELAND TO OUR OWN EXPRESS ORDER3
AND ALL THAT 80 FAR HAVE REACHED AMEN
ICA ARE OUR OWN IMPORTATION. WE HAvn
wHoLEsALED THEN IN SUITS TO LEADING
CLoTHIERs IN MOST OF THE OTHER LARGH
CITIES, BUT HERE IN NETWORK THEY CAN Bu
BOUGHT ONLY FROM US.
SUIT OF WASH GOODS THAT HAS BODY
ENOUGH TO RETAIN ITS SHAPE AND DOES NOT
SOIL EASILY SOMETHING HANDSOME AND AT.
TRACTIvE IN COLOR AND STYLE, LAUNDRfEs
BEAUTIFULLY AND WILL KEEPA MAN AS COOL
AS A CUCUMBER" IF THE PRICE WAS TWENTY
DOLLARS PER SUIT, EVERY MAN ON THE STOCK,
PRODUCE AND COTTON EXCHANGES WOULD
HAVE COUPLE OF SUITS OR MORE INsTANTER.
ALTHOUGH WE CONTROL THE MARKET WE SHALL
NOT "soUEEzE" THE BOYS, BECAUSE BUSINESS
DOWN TOWN HASN'T BEEN FIRsT-cLAss OF LATE
AND WE ARE SATISFIED WITH SO PER SUIT.
HATS OF THE SAME GOODS IF DESIRED.
SAMPLES MAILED TO ANY ADDRESS WITH OUR
BOOK OF CLOTHING NEWS, TELLING HOW TO
ORDER FROM NEAR OR FAR EVERYTHING WORN
BY MEN AND BOYS.
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
CARDINAL McCLosKEYs CONDITION.

Vicar General Quinn denied yesterday the rcp1nrs pns
regarding the illness of Cardinal McCloskey. ne
Siving the power of attorney to himself and Chan
celor Preston for the transfer Of certain caufcn IN
property. II have held the power soa oa
stforney from the Cardinal" he stated. for fye
or six wears and the power now given is simply an
enlargement in the direction have stated: ,im
Cardinals hand is palsied and this renders ~ ai .
cnlt for him TO attach his name TO papers so that
the newer given me is SIMPLY for convenience.
The CARDINAL was out driving yesterday.
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07

The new coachman has been advised to be
scrunnously polite toward his employer II he wishes to
keep his place Accordingly when his master visits the
stable tie following conversation takes place Well
Iohp how are the horses this morningf" Quite well,
arr thank YOU And youi"
Rev. DR.. Longpray : "What, sir Furnish
You with copy OF my sermon to publish In the Faro
9,ozettei No srl should not ike to see IL In your
napero Reporter: "Now doncher chew soap for
nothn' cullyi Well hI it up soze yer won't know 1t
yefself Lille.
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
HOME NE VS..
PROMINENT ARRIVALS

Hotel Brunsrick-F. Lopez Netto, Brazilian
Minister at Washington nh areage Ho,S.mGeCrSe ,o dG
W. CbiIds Of Philadelphia, and Henry Il TleeS am ~
L. Foett. of the New YORK suqreme Court aad Henry
Potter OF the Flint and Pere Marquette
SSoilrood comnany.. Hoffman House--J A. Dum0nt,
Uaed States Inspector General OF s,eamboats %
S Nicholas HoteI-william Bross OF Chicago
> 81 Denis HoteI-Coonel G. A. Williams, u. s. A
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
FINDING A BODY FULL OF WOUNDS.

As the crew of the fishing steamer John Hudoon
were drawing their seine for menhaden opposs,.e sae
morning. body that had been in the water put q
short time was found in one of the nets: IL WAS Was
that of man about thrty-ive years OF age WV W
mixed gray clothing. Several stab wounds We're
found, one being directly through the heart ~ 11
supposed by persons that ne was eonIiod
ou1Sa from one of the Sound steamers Nothing was
fnund nnon the body by which it could be identified
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
AN ALDERMAN ACCUSES A MAYOR.

At recent meeting of the Water Board Oh L1n
Chairman Of special committee to examine the ac-
counts of eI Commissioner Russell Wight IL was as
the Cannon Council. so when Mr.. Gleason pre-
septed il to the Water Board yesterday It was
argued that he had right to submit 1t. MayOr
Gleason charged him with desire to cover up the
deficiencies He was sharply called to order, and IL
was decided amid confusion to allow the report 10
a deficiency existing in ex-Commissioner Wight s
accounts amounting to nearly $4,000. The Board
decided to refer the entire matter to Corporation
Pavue
New-York tribune., 1883-06-07
FITNERAL OF DIR. BANKS.

The funeral of Dr. James Lenox Banks was helu
Yesterday in the First Presbyterian Church, az
Fifth ave. ana Twelfth-st. The remains were ~
bearers, The Rev. Dr. W. NJ. Paxton oficlated ana
there we're a number of members OF the medicai pro-
fession and other prominent persons present.