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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-12

Colgate Il Cos Cashmere Benauet Toilet sonpnra,e
novelty exceptional st th OF It's perfume are te pscui
lar destinations OF this luxurious article.
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DIED..

The OF heads OF families IS caleb 10 the supero
ity OF BuRNETT's FLAyoRNG EXTRACTS.
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Gperial Notices.

Auerican safe Deposit Go. Building
Fifth.aye aud 42d.st
SPLENDID BACHELOR APARTMENTS. =
Amply 20 CHAs. MAcRAE. 533 5thave. .
Piper-II eidsieck
CHAMPAGNE.
JOHN OSBORN, SON & CO.,
No as Beaver-st, New-York.
and
Nos 90 and % ST. Sacrementst.. Montreal
General Agents
for Uuited states and Canada
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-12

Smoke Between the Acts
ALL TOBACCO CIGARETTES.
The "Betwoen the only pure Tobacco Cigar
cites offered the public All physicians nent
ms preference 70 those made with paper wrapper
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zasIcaster 3nteIlige,lesr.
1nIDAY KvHasna. MARCH 2. 1883.
KExLxYy Plea F0R THE oUsriDOR

RHEkBYy FLEA FOE THE OUSklDORE
fDuring the debate on the tariff bfll tho
O1ker day. Nh. Brewer. the potter from New
Jersey, implored the House to vote increased
procession for his crOckery, samples Of which
h tossed about the hall like q japanese Jug
gler. At the conclusion of this extraordinary
display, two pages carried to Judge Kelley's
0esk an enormous and elaborately orna-
mented vase, made at Green Point, New
York. The sides were decorated with massive
and splendid limitations OF roses, tulips and
peon1es. With one arm tenderly embracing
the royal cuspidore, the venerable doctrinaire
said with impressive s0lemnfty: " Here 10
nifty cents worth OF American clay and seven
ty-lonr dollars worth of American labor. To
this has your protective tariff brought this
country."J
" A ruse de guerre surely"
Said Springer. demurely,
A. Brewer his pottery piled on the floor,
And claimed tor his plaques
A prohibitive tax,
With eyes fondly fixed on the huge Cuspidore.
But Oh 1t was splendid,
When Kelley up ended,
And, huggiDg the spittoon that stood on the
floor,
He spoke OF the beauties
OF protective duties,
On aesthetic wares like the sweet Cuspidore.
"The Tariff Commission.
And gems dc condition.
Said Kelley, have fixed up schedule once
more;
And now to the rack,
With each niggardly hack,
Who refuses TO purchase tazed CuspidOre.
1.-THE business at Green Point
VIII be knocked out of joint.
II foreign spittoons reach Colnmbia's shore I;
Wares made beyond sea
Must not come duty free,
To cheaper this lovely, this street. Cuspidore.
"who says you are plundered,
When just half-a- hundred,
Ofyour paltry dollars-and twenty-five more,
VIII buy one OF these,
Your masters to please,
And deck your poor hut with q ta1ed Cuspi-
dore?
"What aesthetics sigh for,
The poor men all cry for,
Then why heed the wolf that howls at the
door?
For don't you all know,
That naught here below.
Brings toy to the poor like a taxed Cuspidore
The loyal, the humble,
VIII eagerly tumble
To duties protective. though scant be their
store:
For won't they be rich,
While squirtin in 'sfch'
A royal 8sthetical, taxed Cuspidore %
-William Aydelotte. in Washington Post
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r OCAL NAIL AKRAN0EMENTS.

HOURS FOR CLOSING THE NAILS,
BY Rsilroad-NBw YORK THROUGH NAIL, 7:5O
q. m. 1890 p. M, 500 p. m. and Hoo p. m.
WAY MAIL, east. 7:30 q. m.
CHRlsTIANA, Parkesburg and Downingtown
GokDoNv1LLE. Downingtown, Leaman Place
PHILApHLPHiA THROUGH NAIL, 7:3O q. m. s:lb
q. M, ESQ. 500 and ll:oo 2: N.
HARRISBURG NAIL, 600 and 200 q. m, 4:36 and
BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON, via PhilaGlsl-
phia, 500 p. III.
BAI1IxoRE AsD WASHINGTON, via York, l:So
BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON, via Harris
burg. l1:OO.
COATEsvILLB, 500 p. m.
COLUMBIA at 900 q. m., 1:30 and ass p. m.
YORK AND YORK WAY, 1:3O and HOO p. N.
NORTHERN CInTRAL, 800 q: m, and 1l:00 p. m.
RxADlHa, Via RxADIHa 4 COLUxsIA B. =. 7a0
READING, wa Harrisburg, SIS and 100 p. m.
REAr!Ne WAY, via junction. Lititz, Man
helm, East Hempfeld and Ephrata. s:lep m.
West Wnlow, AartiDsvflle, Reiton and Line
Valley, 9:1b q. m. and SEQ p. IN.
Blue Bali, GooGvnie, Beartown and sprins
Grove, BY way Of Downingtown, ats:lS p. m.
sA1I H1ssos, via Columbia, $50 q m. and
By -slackwater and Safe Harbor,
TO 0luoreV1ll0, b and 1l:J0 q. M, and y. N.
Bink!ey's Bridge, Leacock, Barevtlie. New
willow Street, smithville, Buck, Chestnut
Level, Green, Peters Creek, Pleasant Grove,
Rock Springs. Fairmont and Rowlandsville,
lands Valley, Oregon. West Earl, Earmers-
Vile, Nensv1lle, H1nklet0Wn, Terro HnG Mar.
Gresnland. fertility, q Til X L. Iampeter and whsst.
land Mills, TO strssburg. daify: ct 100 P. n.
manvtlle, Mount Nebo, Rawlinsville, Bethesda
and Liberty Square, daily, at ESQ p. m.
On Sunday evening, mails east and west
~ WHEN OPEN FOR DELIVERY.
Arrivlsg by kaalEastern mail. $50 q N.
1000 sti, q m, 800 and .,,d,s s2S 'eIe r m.
Western mail, $50 snd loco q. M. 2eo and
Heading. via Reading and Columbia, ~
western way mail, $40 q. m.
Reading way mail, 1O;30 q. m.
Quarryvi11e Branch, Sis q. m. and 100 p. N.
ArriviDg BY stsgs-From Safe Harbor ana
slackwater, at 800 q. M. daily.
From New Holland, at go .. M. daily,
From Rowlandsville, Nd. 1t 400 D. m.
Reading way mail. at 1880 .. m, daily
From From sstrssSurg1; at ss9 G 9;:c1 |: M daily.
From Terre Hill, at 1000 q. m.
DELIVERIES BY CARRlBRS.
There are three mail deliveries by Letter
Carriers each day, and ON their return trips
they take up the mail matter deposited in tie
For the nrst delivery the Carriers lsave -
ONCE at TOO q. m; second delivery at lo1o
q. M; third delivery at 500 p. m.
SUNDAY POsT-OFFICB HOURS.
1st to October LIST, from to Z. m, asd mon
to 7p. M; from October 1st to April 1st, f0m
9 to 10 .. m. and from TO .. M.
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AHD1UAn.
------------ ---------- -
rAEs
Simmons IiVR RDgllabP

OMmUlS lIvW MgudM
For Dyspepsia, Costiveness. Sick Headache.
Chronic Diaries Jazndies i%p.radty &. Gf di. re
eases caused oy Dersngement Of Liver. Bowels
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
Bad Breath, Pain in the Side, sometimes
taken for Rheumstism; general loss OF appo-
tite. Bowels generally cosdve. somesimess
alternating Nth ia1 the head , is o,1es tro%1sea
BILE loss Of memory, accompanied with pain.
full sensation OF leaving undone something
which ought TO have been done; slight. dry
cough and flushed face ls rOmettmeS an At
tendant, often mistaken for consumption; the
patient complains of weariness and debility {;
nervous, easily startled feet cold or burning,
lists spirits are low and despondent. ana
although satisfied that exercise would be ben.
sca yet can na5aly 9cnv up aes
Several OF the above symptoms attend tne
disease, but cases have occurred when Dut
ceatn has shown the Liver to have been ex-
tensively deranged.l
It should be used by all persons. old and
young. whenever any of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons travelling or living In Unhealthy y
Localities, by taking dose occasionally 70
keep the Liver In healthy action, Will avoid
all Malaria. Bilio1s attacks, Dizziness; 81 nan, Z,
will invigOrate like q glass of wine. but ID no
Intoxicating beverage.
II you have eaten anything hard or diges.
ton, or feel heavy after meals, or sleepiess AZ
night, take dose and you will be relieved.
Time and Doctors Bills will be saved by
always keeping the Regulator In the
Housel
For. whatever the ailment may be. q tho.
safe ,aes
is harmless and does not Interfere with busl-
ness or pleasure.
1T Is PURELY VEGETABLE,
And has all the power and efficacy Of Calomel
or Quinine, without any Of the injurious after
effects.
Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been In use
| in my family for some time, and am salts
fed it is a valuable addition to the medical
Govern or of Alabama.
| Hon. Alexander H. Stephens, of Ca. says
Have derived some benefit from the use OF
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give 1t
q further trial.
1.-THE only Thing that never fails to Relieve
Il rave used many remedies for Dyspepsia
Liver Affection and Debility, but never nave
found anything to benefit me me to tns asnt from
Minnesota to Georgia for 1t and would seno
| further for such a medicine, and would ad
trial as it seems the only thing that never fails
Pm. JANNEY, Minneapolis, MINI.
DR.. T. W. Mason says From actual expert
| ence In the use of Simmons Liver Regulator
| in my practice have been and am satisfied x
use and prescribe 1t as purgative medicine
| AS-Take only the GENUINE. which alway!
has on the wrapper the RED TRADE-MARE
| and SIGNATURE OF
| j. H. ZEILIN & co.
| For sale by II. b. Cochran, Druggist. l37 ant
| 80 North Queen street.
| FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
| 1anl4-1yeod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-03-02

DAkS3AINS IN WATCHES, CLOCKS
ID Chains, Rings, Spectacles, &C. Repairing
81 all kinds will receive my personal atten-
street. Remember name and number, d.
restly opposite City Hotel. near Pennsylvana
railroad depot. dec % lyd
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Mrs.. Wallace. Buffalo, N. T., writes: II
have used Bardock Blood Bitters tor nervous
and bilious headaches, and have recommend
ed them to my friends bolteve them supe-
rior to any other medicine have used, and
can recommend them to any one requiring q
cure for billousness." Price 81. For sale by
b. B. Cochran, druggist, l37 and l39 North
Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-03-02

Harrisburg Express, west, at $40 p. M, has
direct connecti0ns without change Of cais) to
Columbia and York.
Fast Line, west, ON Sunday, when hagged,
VIII stop at DOWn1ngtOWn, CO0fesville, Pafkos.
burg, Mount Joy, El1xabetht0Wn and Middle.
town.
Day Express, Fast Line, News Express, Mall
Train, No. !, Western Express and Pacidc E1-
press run daily.
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A skillful Prsparataon

Composed OF roots. barks. and plants, that
act in harmony, and are pleasant and effec-
tive medicine, constitute BurdOck Blood Bit,
are being constantly received. Price 81. For
sale by II. b. Cochran, druggist, 137 and lS9
North Queen street.
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FOR Sale.

NOR RENT.
+ Two Stores and Dwellings,, NOs 30l and
Market House. Apply at No. 303 NORTH
QUEEN STREET. d29-tfd
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No Deception. Used,

1t is strange 80 many people will continue
Complaint, Constipation, Sour Stomach. GEN
eral Debility. whom they can procure at our
rtOre SHILOH'S VITALlZER. free of cost # r.
does not cure or relieve them. Price, Is Cents
Sold by H. B. Cochran, Stand l39 North Queen
street. Lancaster. fedl4-eOd6
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1883-03-02

DIANOS AND FURNITURE Removed
hand and antique Furniture. Stoves and
Bracket Saws. $50. AUG. r. REINOEHL,
396 North Queen street.
decl1.3md (AbOve the Northern Market.)
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Satisfactory.

Tonic Alternative and cathartic; read adver
tisement OF simmons Liver Regulator.
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MlSCELLANEOUS.

1IAVANA AND YAkA CIGARS ONLY
Ii cts, the best in the city at
HARTMAN'S YELLOW FRONT CIGAR
STORE
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
GippincofT's Magazine.

The opening article nf LIPPINCOTT'S
MAGAZINE for November has for its
subject Henry Irving" 1t is a sketch
and n criticism. by Rev. Robert Laird
Collier, who is AN ardent admirer Of
the English actor, but who writes with
discrimination, and does not conceal
or excuse the defects and mannerisms
that mar the imp ession produced 10y
his intellectual powers, his picturesque
impers0natiOns, and lis mastery OF
scenic effects. The illustrations arc
extremely fine, and give n vivid idea
of Mir. Irving's looks and attitudes
both on and off the stage. "CurlOslties
of Instinct" by Felix l.. Oswald, IL a
delightful paper, thoroughly entertain
ing, while full of suggestiveness.
housekeeping in Normandy" by
Margaret Bertha Wright, gives good
picture of village life in France, with
much interesting Information in regard
to domestic customs, servants, expense
ect. ION the Mounlain-Trails of Mon
tana," by w. A. Dallie-Grohman, the
Anglo Austrian sportsman. treats of a
previously uneXplored portion of the
largest Territory in the Union" and
depicts In striking manner the feat
ures Of the couRtry and the difficulties
encountered in traversing its grand
and rugged ranges. "Out After Tiger"
is another sporting sketch by Phil Rob-
inson, author of Under the SUM-" etc
There are besides an excellent criticism
of Swinburne's three dramas in which
Mary Stuart is the heroine; pleasant
paper on "Art in Baltimore" by J. II.
TAFT; and lively travelling sketch,
Two Chinese Wonders" by Charles
Wood.
"At Camaldolia," Ivy "0uida," is a
short comedy, very neatly constructed,
with much point AMI brightness in the
dialogue, and penetrated by that ample
knowledge of Italian character and
manners in which this popular writer
has no superior. 1.-The Jewel in the
Lotos" draws towards its close with
deepening force and interest, and Is
embelshe.l by a striking and inely ex-
ecuted frOntispiece. 'Black Spirits and
White" by Sophie SWEET. and "a
Villsgs Poet" by Evelyn Thorp, are
short stories, AMI favorable specimens
of their class. The "Mouthly Gossip"
includes papers on "Stocks and Inves-
tors" "Tha Female Lodger," and
Rural Characters" and the book no.
tices are unusually full and well suited
to guide the choice oil intending purch-
asers. 1t will be seen that the number
Is very varied and attractive one.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
rECk WAITS.

The ladies of Peck have started a
literary society, and tho men are in
fear and trembling, lest the ladies'
should discuss "Womans rights.
The young men of Peck are going to
start m anti matrimonial society.
Miss Minnie Welsh has returned
from visit to Vassar.
Peck has good circulating library,
and more books will soon be added.
DR.. Langan has gone TO Detroit for a
few months medical research. We
wish him all success.
The Fargo correspondent asks? "Is
it right for minister of the gospel to
drive fast horse for money! Well,
yes! ii lie can not get any from his
congregation.
The Peck church needs an organ.
Oh! SO badly. Well can't we get one?
Miss Saven is having a brisk time
in teaching music.
The sabbath school il flourishing,
IN well attended; the corps of teach
ers is well assorted, and Clint butcher
makes a good superintendent.
"A night school is talked of. That's
righs'boys.
Our deputy sheriff, Mr.. Jacobs, Is
having u pretty lively time of it now
a-days.
One ounce of courage anu good man
Il. tnV rflg nd
times than ton of grumbling.
The potato crop is almost failure
in this section.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25

"a ED 81 WIN not, life is sweeping by, go and
EEH EA dare before you die, something
~ In "a mighty and sublime leave be-
UHH 9A hind TO conquer time" s66 a
! Il k1 - u week In your own town. o.
outfit free. No risk. Everything
new. Capital not required. We will furnish you
everything. Many are making fortunes. Ladies'
make as much as men, and boys and girls make
great pay. Reader IL you want business at which
You can make great pay all the time, write for
particulars to H. HAIIErr and Co Cortland, Nc.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
-Ballou's MapazIne for Novembe

--Baliou's Magazine for November
has long and interesting chapter Of
Mr.. VIM III. Themes "Belle of Aus
tralia." TIE story Is drawing to a
close, and this instal,ment is very ex-
citing. One moro issue Of the maya
zine. and it will To finished; and then
the author will begin a new iale, call
cd "On laud and Sea, or California in
the Years 1913, Al, and 49," when Mr.
Themes was on the coast. collecting
hides. Ii will be an entertaining mar
rative 10 read. Besides 1.-THE Belle"
Ballou has some thirty five different
artiGle,, illustrations, poems, stories,
household aud puzzle pages, and other
matters OF interest. Temember, the
magazine ls.only $3.50 per aunum. or
Is cents q single aopy, just send 10
cents for sample copy, and sec what
II nice magazine it il. For salo every
where. Published by Themes & Tai
bot, % JIawley Street, Boston.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
CORRESPONDENCE.
VALLEY CENTRE.

Isa G Swan. is getting the material
on tie gtouG OF his !. tsl barn.
II Michaels keeps his planning
macl,ine humm.ng these days.
John Makelim is buying large guam
titles of grain.
Geo. Ethorington has his wagon shOr
enclosed.
J. II. IIydorn is selling of his Texas
ponies quite rapidly.
w. II. York, OF Port Huron, was IL
town Wednesday. SCRIBE.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25

NEW AND RgCuERCHE.--rhe most ex-
quiSite little toilet gem exiant for the teeth
aud breath is "IEABERRY."
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
SEE TO 1T.

ZoPEsA Will cure the worst case OF Dys.
pepsa. A single dose will relic We in a degree
that shows It's wonderful curative powers,
and its peculiar action upon the stomach and
digestive organs. 1t is positive and absolute
cure for costiveness and constipation, acting In
remarkable way upon the system, carrying
off impurities. AS liver regulator its action
are remarkable. 1t tones and stimulates The
Liver 10 action, il corrects the acids and re-
gulates the bowels. A few doses Will surprise
you. Sample bottles 10 cents.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
Restored ny Magic.

Has the lake air aud wind Bpoiled your
complexion? Do you long for a preparation
thas will r"mpietely rsmovs Moth, Tan and
Plmples and leaYe the skin clear and soft7 II
30, you have hut 10 buy a bottle Of Hamilton.
Oriental Balm. which is SIMPLY Inagisal in
the IT ct and perr-e'ly hsrnless. II 10 used
in all The BEET families ard gives unboundcd
satisfaction. Price 70 cesss per bottle. Sold
by G. A. Well & ca.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25

William Reid, whole,sle aud retail dealer
In French and American WINDOW GLASS
Plate Gisss, Ribh-d and Rough Plate for Sky
Lights. Cut aud Ena meled Glass, Silver
plated Sash Bars, French aud German Look.
ing Gloss plates. Lead and oil colors, putty,
paints. 'e'r. 70 AMI rs Lsrntd street west,
Detroit Mich Niite for ts.im3b.s
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
No srroiuia

Can be 50 dsep-sested. - malicnaut and
s,uhb,rr, Tint P.rmelre's Blood Purifier will
not he fund hrlpful. IL viii efsc, cure
VI cure he possible AGi II YOU are troubled
with Boiis. Sali-Rheum, Pimples, Rough
Skin, or sDy hnmnr whsteVer, just give the
Puff ihorcugh trial sod YOU cannot fail
70 receive ben, 6t from, il. Price 81 per bottle
Sold By 9. A. Wells & 60.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
Rheunlatine
An internal remedy and Sure cure for all
linda IF
Rheumatic Complaints
II you ere suffering from
Kidney Complaints

Give RHEUMATINE fair trial. You will
never regret having done so.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25
port HURON I NORTHWESTERN s'Y.
TIME TABLE.

Depot foot of Court Street, Port Huron Mich.
Trains run by Port Huron time. Trains daily ex-
cept Sunday.
EAST SAGINAW DIVISION.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25

For SALE One apan of bay mares
I and 8 years old, weight 2 ,450 pounds,
owned miles south of this place. For
further particulars and terms apply TO
JosEPH CArLEss. township of Brock
way. I9f.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1883-10-25

FroEsMr. +. Moschell, passenger conductor
on the New York aud Hudson River R'y:
Syracuse, N. Y, Feb. 8, 1883.
Ny Dear Mr.. SYSTEMATICALLY wife having
suffered greatly from Rheumatism. she was
induced 10 try your RHEUkATINE. After
taking only two bottles she was completely
cured of Rheumatism, aud her general health
greatly improved l also took three bottles
OF Rheumatine with the result that now find
my Rheumatism entirely gose, and very
marked improvements my general health.
consider Rheumatine u first.class remedy
tor Rheumatism and oil affections of the kid.
neys. ana, yours truly, FRED MosCHELL.
See our chepge of testimonials every week in
DALEY Papers.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-10-17
What BARRIERS Earn.

A barber in prominent hotel said to
a reporter who had noticed the frequent
tips" that he received: "We don't
make as much as you think we do. The
pay in the best hotels is 50 a day, and
we get from 81 to $3.50 extra in fees.
Sunday work earns us our days off.
How many customers a day? About
thirty, averaging up the time taken to
cut hair, shampoo, etc. No, we have no
brotherhood or association. We had
one few years ago, but it came to an
end. Pay MS ever to strike? Hardly.
Hundreds of men would be ready to fill
my place within day. Sometimes we're
called to private residences. Then we
get so cents q shave, at times 81. We
have to furnish our own tools-razors
scissors, etc. and that costs about 81 a
month, outside of the $50 capital neccs.
sary to start us. Of course every GOOD
barber has bis regular customers, but il
wouldn't pay to stmt shop of vour
own, as few of these customers would
follow you; they get used to place.
you see, and dislike TO change. Why is
shampoo charged 40 cents when n
haircut is also 40 cents? Well, we
don't make much on the haircut and
so we even ii up on the shampoo"
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1883-10-17
A Little Too Previous.

A musing ancc1oto Of n Western girls
fort to fascinate Mr.. Arthur is thus r..
lated by the Cincinnati Enquirer :
Last winter there was very pretty
girl here from the principal city Of a
great Western State, and she was pre-.
3cntCd to the President. OF course hc
was polite, as he always is, and she i'm.
mediately thought she had him. Her
knowledge Of the world was extremely
superficial, and her mother had very
little sense or knowledge Of the usage
VI the best society. She Boosted of hen
daughters conquest to her acquaintance.
and finally the story was telegraphed to
Western paper. A friend of the PrCsi-
lent saw the dispatch and showed it to
him. That evening there was something
going on OF the White House. Our
llambovant child of the Occident was
there, clothed in her radiant lovelincss,
md perfect fitting gown from PingatS,
md she was very pretty. She had iuti-
mated to nhont twenty friends that she
meant to parade her captive. SO, with
IL air of assurance born of her coarse
vanity, she endcavorcd to monopolive
him. But, to her utter nmNzcment, she
could not get into TIE circle Of intin' $
ut all. He barely looked Mt her, did not
'sk her to promenade, and when supper
me took down Virginia cousin of his
ate wife, who was neither young nor
pretty, and had never heard of Pingat.
The girl went home crying with NORTH.
cadon and rage, and Mr.. Arthur was
never polite to her again"