Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1883-07-13

IKE &r.eQClV6 J. I1Se dSkh. "OA eou'S AoAi-
tern jawed bloke open mp photograph gallery
in Glendive:' l.
!T was q California man who set Il hen on an
tstrich egg lust t.. see th. darned old foo:
spread herself -
AGERMAx paper. in translatirg Yankee Doodle,
saws: 1.-THE word doodle signifies lazy scoun-
drel hummer .s-.....r ..r.- ...-.- -. .
MoL1lE GARFIELD, they say. ia the really
handsome member of the family. Sbe is six
teen and blooming.
4 YOUTHFUL Biemarck boy says if be had as
many dollars as Cole has the boss circus he'd be
bloated capitalist.
The inhabitants Of Deer Lodge, 'Montaua, are
swearing over visit from the even-year locusts.
They should be thankful that it is not the seven
wear itch.
Up TO date Georgia negro asserts his claim
% the paternity of AZ children, with very in
complete returns yet in from the back districts.
IT has been suggssted that the dude wears eye
! Rlaasas and closes one eye because he is not ca
4 pable Of comprehending what he can zee with
both eyer. ..>- -.
REv. HESRY WARD BEEoHER started house.
keeping on 800 year, but ha didn't have pie
I only on national holidayn and when he went,
visiting. -----,. .s.z..i.s52s5siS .s. I. I.
GSaxrsl l5asa, 81 Massaohhlsse plays
ball, but do not Judge him too hastily. He
! Aassaeyeral virtues thst overbalance this one
dasfsblot. ssfsHes ,5L g r.
BRICK PoMKRoY and Petroleum V. Nasby
learned the printing business in the same office.
Brick doesn't like to acknowledge it, though.
Neither does Nasby. -. !.
TN Omaha Bees monthly libel suit is . little
late this month"; but it bobs up serenely as usual.
Papers were served upon the 9Th instead OF the
Let as has been the custom. =:
! Rsmenyi the violiniat, thinks of becoming an
editor conscience will sometimes cut aoross
loes and head off even = fiddler when it desires
70 work. some great reform. r.s
4 cpot,nBER 1--WE feet long and large in pro
portion Is ON exhibition at New Orleans. This
il enough to cause old St. jacob to pale with
i1ienay and abandon the oil business-
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i [. As1EaRx In 81. Paul fruit store has left the
oity tshine with him one ofthe first ripe peaches
OF the season. Detectives are on his track, and
If csueht be will be tried for embezzlement.
,LorrA established world wide reputation as
Il kicker years ago, but the most wonderful kick
4 she ever made was msde few daSs ago. 1t was
when the run,or of her marriage reached her.
Four nenerationS of the Hammer family
gathered d Mitchell recently, and = local paper
fendishly reters to the meeting as "pound
party" Is avenging Justice in the vicinity?
A DAKOTA editor speaks of a shower of stones
in his neighborhood. He modestly refrains
from statirg that he was endeavoring to sing
.The Sweet BY and BY" when the shower oc-
CURED.
No. "Imogene," you are mistaken. The cries
Of s'mamma, mamma where's my mamma!
heard during the circus panic Wednesday even
ing were not those of q child. They came from a
t.rror stricken dude from Mandan.
At the close of the Fourth of July celebration
near Russellville, Kentucky, four young ladies
bad to 60 home without escorts. The four gal
liant youug men who chung" them there were
laid out with wounds received in affrays.
A SOCIETY for the prevention OF cruelty to an
ima!s has been formed at Burlington and the
funny man of the Hswkeye pulls
bis hat down over his eyes and dodges
down eide street every time he sights an off,
Ger. "
THERB is evidently no foundation for the
report of Lotta's marriage, except that it was a
new advertising scheme. Huss, the curative
husband, denies it, and he ought to know, Is he
certainly could not be welded to kicker" Of
Lotta's ability without finding it out. .
BcAE1Er women travel through I'wa with
tents, camping near towns and plying their dis.
rsputable vocation. While the east is afflicted
With tie Salvation Army, the west reverses the
order of ings and bringsa Damnation Army to
ths ffonfs
AnL ~ young ladies at summer resorts are
busy' 'at fancy work Of some description One of
thsnlost popular articles to make is : court
paatser case of cardboard. On one side is worked
& the words: II heal Ill wounds savesthose of
4 N" and on the ether sn appropriate quotation
from Shakespeare.
TIE life Of Litta, although shortened before
ths hopes of 4 her friends aud admirers
wsxe fully realized, i. IN example to be-
followed BY worthy girls who have been endowed
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