The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-11-01

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$50 stci~nss eaaid beat .. 10 death
tsiiits patprt bot look Al opr irsnc,
A .msil 10y reoensly msas W marh
isae agontd ,he place ths, b. mother
iaushl him drum 70 keep hin aasst
Youns lads, sboeid Bo, forget that
oehslh ai.d isun the elects Of t'seg GO
a., fafeiesd,
Jay uuria .snis 10 se around the
sstla ~ agility days shss : b'g sois out
-b,,A a..iagcs ~ niDeiy
-"Nn .aad ihe clipping somsn. there
i,si a., h4si likelihood tia, my basl aud
81 discover our shefcsboun He !. 81
Ms Yml detective
Amer readiss tie Massachusetts, ns.v
psia-rs o.e % ADDER ,hs smpre.sion that
O.,s Ballrf. sometime ID the oourss OF bis
can--t. hsd scsa.lly lied,
"Assas,rs. she s-id shy - there
., Mnrh ueoiH.ioo 10 tbs, sioreS9 ] knos
i.,A. a.sic.l, be- simpefed. "nnlsss Il isI
rsu.,sl \, ~. hustle 10 The window.
-.Oacar Wilde /. letting his bsir sros
again. lie va. contemplating mstsimony
vbcu be cat n "A. ba, hs. since changed
be mind did the sensible young lady.
Why don't you ask blsssiogt" ssksd
The i,oarjing house keeper Of ibS bosrdss,
n. l.,oted ali over the table aud gioomiiy |
replied ia liks To knov whst for"
- IIostan merchant seated II his desk !
writing letter, stopped aud said 10 bis
clerk Henry. is there one I or two 10 IN
Bastoni" "Oae I. cir That's what
Thought Pass tho eraser.
When young lady asked 70 look Of .
parasol. the clerk said "Will you please
e,rc the shade you want" II expect the
parsso to give The shade want" replied
the young lady. |
There 10 talk. in certain Massacbu-
se,,s osn. Of lynching the man Who
evolved this toast in connection with .
late fremen's muster "0ur fr-.engines.
may they Do like our old maids lever
ready bat never wanted.
They say Charley is married Do
you know bis wife, Is she woman OF
any nirlligeucei Is she well iDformedi"
"Well, ! should say so. She has belonged
10 the sllsRe sewing circle for ten years
and never missed a meeting.
A Kentucky girl refused an offer 10
marriage on the ground that her father
combat support any larger family.
rbe sting Of a bee is only one thirty.
secobd Of an ineh long II is yonr imag.
ination than makes II seem as long NJ .
hoe handle.
Postmaster Geuerai Gresham recently
entered Pbil,delphia on the same train
with base ball .lub aul ~ss met on the
platform as he aligbteJ by a local sport.
WHO sail. shoot stop or catcher"
"W ~" said the country postmaster
IS he baud.d a young lady postsl card.
II hope 10 gracious you csn make sense
ont IT That It's more than can do.
Ministers are very Inconsistent They
a.isI.e Young peopl. t marry for love,
bni want cash dosn themselves.
AT town meeting a large taxpayer
ros- MP TO protest against building new
schal housH IN a certain pat u the town.
What's the good Of III" he asked. They
ar 90 igpnaaf 81 down there anyway"
--"Mr Mute, said said Harrisburg
iime The papers were executed you we're
sprcnsiiug were you not2' Yes. sir
''You we're 10 oils" II was" "And what
are Won in nowg" Bankruptcy and the
pnorhouse.
quite number Of orr exchanges have
informed their readers that "thc two cont
postage law has been received with univsr-
sal iasor.' This. we believe, u coatrary
to expectations Of tho general publia Il
was thought the people would hold indig.
nation meetings and demand . restoration
Of the three cent stamp.
Look at America, my boys" said
Kerry pot house orator. that's the place.
my boys. for wealth Look At her tesming
millions Yes. look At them" shouted
listener. my briiher 10 there; he's va,
Of the tceming millions. and he's doing
his Job oirork for two dollars day. ard
owns bis cart, 100, .begorrahr'r II f e"N
"A youns commercial traveller called Gu
Danace trsiesman. and by mistake
handle him photograph Of bis betrothed
instead 81 his businss card. saying that Ls
represented thu, establishment. Thr mer-
chant examined i carefully, remarke, that
II va. tine establishment aud returned i, =
10 tAr aslopisbei man. with hope that 8
be ~ouli soon lie admitted into partner
ship IMMUNE
Dwell, r-msrked svomaa ia . New
England village. talking to her summer
boarders sronnd abont her neighbor. shes
tie grraie., natural liar ever sav. snd
I've often thought hshe had only hsd >
frat class education IN her youth what ~
author she 4 made before THE"
---''Is that dog n.adr Ne ssked NE ~
as tbs sniinal dashed by. "guesa be H."
replied Tho boy. II inst Aes butcher
issr rnes 81 meat Away froa him and
iicl him III feet into the air. Would yon
be- mad II that Vas done 70 yoai'
"A tnral visitor 10 Chicago. fall Of sus. .
rieion tha, ever, man vss . robh~s. ran Il
Mildly ~, Of barber shop and sold apo. y
licemsn tha, an attempt had bsen made !
chlorcfcrm hin. The barber Asd nsss- 4