Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1883-01-12
ORR KALEIDOSCOPE.

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strument through her finger and the trunk
strap at the same time.
A woman hating editor attempted to quote
in an editorial, the following sentence from
Cicero, "Without women mea would be
conversant with the gods, but the ntelli-
gent compositor had it, Without women
men would be cOnv,rsant with The hogs
And the readers of the paner sided with the
compositor.
a young man, who is very fond Of kissing
the girls, covers up his tracks in the follow
ing scientific manner: In the course of con
sation, when u favorable moment arrives, he
asks the unsuspccling fair one If She knows
the meaning Of "osculalion?7 Ten to one,
of course, she docs not ard her woman's
curiosity begins to work. The young man
Keeps dis crcetly silent for n few moments
ana in due time comes the question, What
is Oscillation, anyway"
"Oh, ! can't explain 1t, but | can show
YOU hat it means
"Wcll-show me then" Smack And
while the fair one is blushing to the roots Of
her bIngs the adr1t youth draws forth a
pocket Webster, aud cJnlrOnts her with he
disgusting confirmation Of the fact.
A, Snaps, in Woodruff Country, Ark, a
well flows water that is as sour as vinegar
and it is said that it is becoming popular
resort for certain class Of maiden ladies.
There is in Kentucky an eighteen-year old
girl who weighs 300 pounds. The New York
Commercial Adrertiser says the "psrlor sofa
is made of cast iron, but what material the
young mans lap Is built Of is no; stated"
Red Cloud las been interviewed in Wash.
ington and the reporter found it exceedingly
difficult 10 stretch the result OF his report
, over column in length Mr. X. Cloud
. knows only one English word "How."
acute Americanitis" is the name given
by Il London medical journal fer disease
asserted to be caused in Englishmon by visits
to America The sufferer grows thinner,
taller, hnk- jawcd and saiow, with l.. as OF
weight of thirty pounds.
The London Soturloy Rscje,r declares
that in America "Pokei" is the Nulona
game. Singular that same should n tar
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section Of ii tree are no certain indication OF
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There are hundred and four boys born
X every hundred girls Nature evidently maxi
Of allowances for suits Tor breach OF promise,
II, Puck.
al Oscar Wilde said he wanted to 90 to son
II country where he was not known, IA
H. straghtway started for England. Phiiad,
he pha Ntrs.
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