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VNHIRD EDITION IMPRESS.
THE CORRESPONDENCE OF THOMAS CAR
LYLE AND RALPH WALDO EMERSON
1894 q 1872 q vols l2mo gilt top rough edges 81 90 half
calf OUJ. Edited by Charles Eliot norton
The Atlantic Monthly
1.-THE specal charm The spOndence lies In It's being
hnlnau literary In it, natnraness OF speech ma
Ia man memory Of line friendship. which may
well proye hereafter notable In literature has
been adj led to the spiritual inheritance Of The world
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i nave submitted ~ for many 10 come such ltc
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BY THE SAME AUTHOR.
NEW EDITION, REVISED FOR 1888.
THE INDEX GUIDE TO TRAVEL AND ART
STITDY IN Europe,

THE INDEX GUIDE TO TRAVEL AND AkI-
STUDY IN EUROPE.
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Part l. SCENERY. ART HISTORY, LEGENDS AND
MYTHS including descriptions OF places, buildings mouu
ments of art and the historical facts' egenus anu
myths connected with these.
Partu PLANS AND CATALOGUES OF THE ART
GALLERIES OF EUROPE
part III. MAPS. TABLES AND DIRECTIONS FOR
ALL LEADING ROUTES OF TRAVEL
In addition to many changes and improvements the
catalogues the great galleries. particularly those OF Dies
deu Munich Venice and Milan have been elscd 10 eoIe
spOnd the extensive changes that have recently been
made IN the arrangement of Them and IN all respects the
work has been brought up 10 date.
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by
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RAILROAD.
ON and alter Narch 8. I@7
ERE Az HnIrNA LIN I

GREAT TRUNK LINE
AND UNITED STATES NAIL ROUTE q.
Trains cave New York via DesbrOsses and cOurtands
Harrisburg PlsOuFg the anil South with pulI@a.
Paflce as attached m, ana p ~ daig: n1 sIeeo
y, ing Cars at a. m every day a. corr, m, gr,s A,
Wliamsp0rt. Lock Haven, n m Corty thu ~
sp m conn ecng Cory for Titusvile, Petroleum Cen
Ia @oTe Washinston and SOUTH Limited washngtS9
Express Of Pnlm.n Palace Cars ay EXCEPT Sand a n
at 81 and 80 m, $40 and p M and u night Va
sunday via B. and p PM R. r. a. M D. M and II night
ror 3 anG @ t op gnS Spa i M and M o,
SUNDAYS Through car on P M tram cu anrlsy,
Long Branch Bay Hoad Junction and inter@elats ;taoG
sunday Does not stop At AsbnTy ParS,, train,
SJersey ctv. aaorins speedy ani direct transfer foe
rr,SS From PittsCgrs 500 and ll23 m 7so ana
$S ss5 l5 ami t Fp5S R, n sSn l
ESQ so $50 - aso 40 iSiS llis AMI iSo $50 n 40
$50 800 $50 80. ll4o a m" $50. $780, 9;S'' ioZ"
''''' I'LL" ''''' TOPHILADELPHIA.
THE OLD. ESTABLISHED ROUTE AND SHORT Linz
-'TRAJNS s4SnW ~ PhfLApELpaPA 2TS
DA,' NETWORK
DOUBLE TRACK TIE most TIME E9Yr
WITH ABSOLUTE SAFETY
Express Trains NewYork. pesbrosscs cour,
8. 20 and 10 Limel, IL l.. 3:lJ,
a 8. d. T. y and D. IN. and IL night sundays D. s,
q limitedh ami 10 l. y. z. and p m. and -
Enpress Trains Newyork daily. except sunday q,
1870 A IN. and Ill., runnins through Trenton AL
Returning trains Broad street stations Philadelphia
l2OI 900 1870, 3i5. $780, 751 $40 $50 III a
LIMITED Express 1880 D. MI l. 8 L. ). k5:2J Lmted q.
$50 7.I5 and $40 ,. ON sunday IDOL sos 500.
345 $3.50 L. (520 Lmited. $780, 7.i5 AMI 500 p
Leave Philadelphia via Camden. ga m. and ALSO daily
Ticket onices 435 $40 and ga Broadway, House
and foot aud Coarsnit stA Colrt-sL and
Brooklyn Annex station ootst Faoast. Brooklyn Nos
ia is and uudson-st. uo0oken SJs)a Jersey City
grant Ticket ONCE No Battery Place and Castle Carl
The New.York Transfer Company viii and chsex
baggage from hotels and residences
'CiARl.Es Il. PUGH, j. X. WOOD
General Manager. General Passr Agent
CTONINGT0N LINE FOR BOSTON.
- CONNECTING WITH ALL POINTS EAST
Reduced tar IS 20 Boston for nrscass tickets gooiohV
specified on their face
Elegant steamers leave daily SUNDAYS exeepe a. n;
from Pier 81 North River foot OF JaysL, New nOrs
IN Boston at a Tickets for sale at al principal ueA
ohices
PRovIpENCE LINE for freight only steamers is.vs
from Pier 20 North River foot Of Warronst 400 p m dAI
SundAys exeepted) for Boston Providence direI
E.w. PoPPLE. Aetinx General Passenger AxsAAa
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forses an0 Carrla]e5.

CADDLES. HARNESS. &c.-BarSalns In
> socd samples for short time Only at C. H. SMITH q
cos, 80 Warren Il.
CPAN OF CARRIAGE HORSES FOR SALE;
- Dark bays 10 hanGs ee'en and rgHt Years oid sond
harnesses robes, cOlChmaus livery Ac t'I'
ing T. sctcau be- a. owners staD- IN sing
Sinr.on M lIud son Address tlINDAG, sing sing, N l.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1883-04-14

HARTFORD EVENING Posi- ANNUAL Connecticut at the
National and State Capitals 1883. zto, pp. ZOO
THE STORY OF NEGLIGENT. By Fayr Madoc. tHarpers
Franklin Square LbraryJ
STRAY PEARLS BY Charlotte NJ. Yonge. (Harpers
Franklin Square Lbrary.)
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CHARMS
y CITY, RIVER AND HARBon TRANSPORTATION
COMPANY

CHARMS
COMPANY
onice Pier l8, N. r.. foot Of Cortland.s
Consgnments OF freight forwarded as directed TO any mart
OF the world
UNEoUALLED FACILITIES FOR DISPATCH
orders receiy ed for delivery Of Of And mar
chandise any part OF the city.
SEA AN ID HARBoR TOWING AND RIVER AND HAIR
Dor LIGHTERAGE.
Freight OF every description promptly nghsrsd 70 Any point
In the barhor 40 reasonable rates
sTEAMBoATs BARaEs AND GROVES TO CHAR
TER Fur EXCURSIONS
steamers John L. starn And Erastus CORNING for NEW
HAVEN. leave Pier IL. NJ H. at9R m. daily. tsaturdays
sxcepted.l
METROPOLIS EXPRESS CO. between Sew.Sork aai
New.Haven- Caro- and dispatch guaranteed
Freight for ponts d.. L. q W. II reosvsd at Plsr
For Now Haven and points East 1t Pier Ia
NORTH SHORE. STATEN ISLAND Eleven MlIos,,r
Ten Uents VIA steamers nom Iron Pier l. Il, tsos Of
whitohalst
CENTRAL snIPYARD. Communipaw N. J.-Drv books
Machine and Boiler shops everything aDpsrtniax
construction ard repair Of vossslA
VNROY B0ATS-CITIZENS' LINE.-New
i steamers SARATOGA aud CITY OF TROY leave Pier
No IL r. foot OF Christopher sc daily except Saturday at
p connecting with ualns for all poiEta North
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miscellaneous.

BRUSHES of every description at the brush
ID factory 35 Pearlst Al articles at the lowest prices
JOHN II. HOPPEL, Manufacturer
COSTAR'S reaches, bcd-bugs, rats, mice. ants,
~ moths flies, neas ice insect eXtermnatOrs not poison
Gus all stores. 4O5 HrOOmc, 10 Maiden lane.
NILES of the New York Daily Tribune from
L 1862 1893. nearly complete Tor sale at moderate
price. ). Il. W., Box 20, Tribune Oice.
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5ce Cream.

HORIZONS ICE CREAM,
CHARLOTTE Russo and JELLY
ALWAYS PURE and DELICIOUS.
individual BRICKS OF ICE CREAM,
or for FAIRS. PARTIES,
Try them and YOU will use other.
DFPOiS:
sos 4th.aye., 1888 II. adway, IS Chatham.st, ~ Y,
and 4j3 Euiton.rt. Brooklyn
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Gteamboats ano RailrJl1s.
FALL RIVER LINE,

FALL RIVER LINE,
BOSTON AND EAST.
REAPPEARANtE OF the splendid steamers BRl STO and
PHovII ~ These staneh and clean! .esses are own
'1'' no INCREASE IN FARES.
Leave New York daily SUNDAYS included at p, m from
Pier y North m'er, foot OF Murtayst connections by
AH Hiesc I sal S &C. be o6ta,d al Poepa
hotels ticket oH'es. at per % ~ r. aud on
FfrishiThis feet of steamers engaged e1Clu
svey service nsurins prompt and reli
bic m9yemenL it1tet az 10" as Other tR,f coNNoR
Agents Gen. pass'r Agt
Tor W-HAVEN.-Steamer leave Peck
Il shpat p m and II m SUNDAY tc'ptedl ZIP N.
seametarrEes 10 umo tOl el.y TRAINS NOflh ahI sts.
LNOR RONDOUr AND KINGSTON, landing
boo Milton keeps Eso3us Sonnec ting wtR us er ana
tuesday, THURSDAY sltury6p NJ from foot Of Halr.ons
NEW-YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON
~ RIVER \iLh0AD commencing NGyehoeF D. 1857
Western and Northern Exnnss 70 Rochester and
$40 M special Tor Chicago' daily stopping only
at Albany syracuse Rochester Buffalo Ene Cleveland ana
10 80 m Chicago EXPRESS. drawing cars to Canaan
Il a. m to Albany ami Troy connection Utica sara
toga, Gens Falls, Lake George and Rutland.
$40 ,. M Albany aad Troy special saturdays only.
m 81 louis i:xpe.s With seepins car. for st Louis
through every dy in the also Niagara Falls.
go D. Express daily except sunday with sleeping cars
t S syracuse and Auburn ROAD also to saratoga and Mont
y p NJ racine Express, uaiy,, Win slecping cars 10.
Rochester Buffalo, Cleveland Toledo Detroit Chicago and
Lowvllle.
m, Night Express with sleeping-cars Albany and
Troy with morning Vest and North
Tickets on at No Bowling reen % Broad
aud at westootrs Express Offices Park place and 1So
and 9i2 Broadway, New-IOrk 1913 Washington ST.,
brooklyn {. Is. MEEKER
J. NJ. TOUCEf, Gen. supt Gen. Passenger Agent
NORWICH LINE
~ To Boston Worcester Nashua Portland and the East
The steamer
CITY OF WORCESTER,
Without exception the most elegant on the Sound and
the favorite CITY OF NEW YORK.
Pier 40 North River Watts ST. pier
above Des0rossesst Ferry daily except sundays at pm
DONDOUT AND KINGSTON LINE
III steamer James w. Baldwin leaves every Monday
nesay and Friday O'clock from
landings aud connecting with Ulster Delaware and
Stony Glove Il. r.
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EHlUn ALLE II IN, "a ,, Us az ~.
an 100 a m 10 anu D. m. Easton Beth onem Allen.
town Reldng Mauch Chunk Wilkesbare. Towdnda Wsver
w. Ithaca Geneva Lyons Bufa0 and the West. Pullman
through daily. Local trains at 5:iO D. w. los
EasiOn. Beth.e chem and Coplay.
Trains at 20 and $40 m connect lor a1
points MahanOy and Hazelton coal regions sunday ta
local Mauch Chunk, Sl5 Leave Maueh ChunA AZ
r. ., ,,....,. a., ,,o..tau,, ~,
Ne.N.N q RNINGrON. q. = A. !
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For freight and passage applyto s,...,,.. o..,
A LOUIS ID y BEBIAN, Agent, No. Bowling Green.


4 NERMAN AN d 2. >. NI1AIII = 4 LIZ d I1It'2'
" NORTH GERMAN LLOYD
STEAMSHIP LINE BETWEEN NEWfORk,
SOUTHAMPTON AND BREMEN. . -.
DONAU. Saturday. ADTil IA NECKAR sturdy pr ~
FIBE wednesday. April IL FULDA, "Wednesday April 70
RATES OF PASSAGE from NEW-YORK 70 oOUTHAMP-
TON, HAVRE or BREMEN. am
FIRST CABIN.........s1OOl SECOND CABIN .......sOO
STEERAGE. $50. ,.,.
Return tickets at reduced Prepaid Storage Cert
Gates s2 steamers sail from Pier between second ana
IHiO.'1'' "OOON0" oELRICHs & co. Bowling Green.
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University Grammar School, 1,1Sl Broadway
~ near 42d-s. a yelrD Primary Commercial AMI
Classical Departments NJ. Hobby w L. A&n, Principals
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y
THE NEW TRANSATLANTIC NOVEL
MY TRIVIAL LIFE AND MISFORTUNE.
BY A PLAIN WOMAN.
Part l. sPINsTERHooD. Paper. so cents; cloth. ST..
Part II. NEUM AND TUUM. Paper 90 cents CLOTH 81.
OF this telling satire English socie7 the London
"A work OF great abihf by who
seny and sees deeply into oharact h has the Of
presenting real people, Tho socsllod villain OF the
piece 10 hit Oh with adgrabe skin and pointed
The observatory of seoissy are keen and deed sdy
smasiag"
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GENERAL TRANSATLANTIC COMPANY.

" Between New. York and Havre. .. -.
Companys pier (new AZ North River foot OF MorInS
Travellers by this line avoid both transit by Enshsa rn
and the discomfort OF crossing tho Channel In sn
boat Special train leaving the companys dock az hhaceJ
rect for Paris arrival OF steamers Baggage cneOAou
al New. York through tc Paris -
FRANCE. dHauteriye Wednesday, April ~ p u
pFREIRE. Wednesday April 20 a. III
LABR OR. Collier Wednesday NAY No., "a
NORMANDIE new. Servan Wednesday May -
Cheeks payable at sight, Ia amounts 70 SAT- on Il' o1ui'
Transatlantique Of Paris
Forf freight and passage apply I'd
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DOUBLE TRACK. THE MOST IMPROVED EQUIP,
MENr AND THE FASTEST TINE CONSISTENT
MIIH ABSOLUTE SAFETY
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Dream 9tedmers.
LINE.
| NoTICE-"LANE ROUTE
| FROM NETWORK TO LIVERPOOL VIA QUEENS


Steamers marx ed thus 90 not carry steeraga -
Seera and from all OF Europe az very ~"
Iates Freight and passage office, No Bowling Green
VERNON IA BROWN & CO, Agents.
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NETWORK AND PHILADELPHIA.
NTFW-yORK AND LONG BRANCH r. R.
NV (Pennsylvania r. r.. foot Cortands
S,a,io,st 4, <ew.York J Al and Desbrosses-st A.. =.
L. +

SS,,,onst, New.York J al and Desbrosses-.t. -.
"'""0'i Ia (CentraI r. r. OF NJ j.. foot LAOertyss
For south Amboy via c. r. K OF v j.. ). sl5 m l:i's
L. 6 p m; Penn. r, r., O. ~ M p m sanqlg' ma III
For Maawan &c, via q. r. r. Of v j., D SID a. Ill.,
4 D. m; via Penn r. r. a M, II ~, 3;51 D. IN SuA'
day, pa. m. - - --o-o Ashurv PARK
sea Girt Pleasant, &C. via r. r. 81 y 2a'
m. As T. ID N, r. r., . l. m, IL o,'
sundays mot stopping at ocean Grove or ASouy rN'
For Lakewood Toms River Barnegat &C., via c. r. X o.
n F or Pee h. Via r r. Of j. o. s,l5. HAS M
D. M For Keyport; 5: SIS la5 a. n, l41 T. - NJ D. H.
n p BALDWiN j. X. WOOD. Z. RANDOLrHs
O. p A. O. r. r. ofN.J. q. p. Al X h SUN
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9teamboats anS Railroaas.

A LBANY BOATS, PEOPLES LINE,
IA DREW ana ST. JOHN leave 81. N. r., foot Of
nslst, every WEEK DAY at connecting at Alba
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Via Philaiepha, Baltimore and Washington
Trains leave from Pennsylvania RR. Depot
m, except SUNDAY for Wlshn ytOn AMI Ill Do1ty Wss4
pm, DAILY FAST EXPRESS. thro1yl sssDink cos,hs1
S9Cnicago, Cincinnati St Louis. Connects III poinsj
IL MIDNIGHT Daily for Washington anf all points West
For Tlme rabies Tickets Sleeping ani Baggage
apply az Gomplnys ONCE 3l5 AMI II Broliwly 353 Fulton
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-09
ORDINANCE no. l0S.

An ordinance TO provide for thu regulating OF
railroads within the limits OF the city Of Cal O.
BE- 1t oriain d by the city council OF the city OF
Cairo.
Sc tinn No raj road, corporation or indlvd.
ua shall he permitted TO lay down, construct or
operate any switch, turn out or turn table upon
any 81 Get, avenue. alley or highway within the
limits of'h CIV ofCsiro without being frat duly
anthO "a 80 to do.
Bectlos % abroad COMPANY corporation or
individual shall switch huy car, cara, locomotive
engine or train upon or along any street, avenue,
alley or highway within he lin Ia OF the CITY OF
Cairo. And the only use that shall BE- mi AIDE OF any
OF the city OF cairo upon which tracks are con.
structed or he eafer constructed shall be for the
transit OF trains over ssd street, avenue all o. or
highway.
Section 8. Norailroad company, corporation or
individual shall be permitted to stand any car
cas-, locomotive engine or train upon any q rect,
avenue, ali or highway within the limits of the
city OF Cairo for any purpose whatever. Provided
that nothing 10 this ordinance shall bo taken or
held to prevent the use and operation of any track
sdetrack or switch that has been laid In any
teet according law for the pur Of reaching
any passenger depot, In switching IN and out pas.
senger cars or trains and placing and standing
them alongside Of said passenger depots Tor the
purpose ofreceivlng and dischargipg passengers,
baggage, express matters, malls DC.
Section<. A violation OF any OF the provisions
In tho above sections l. ), shall subject the Of.
louder to Gne OF not loss than twent, Ave nor
more than two hundred dollars Tor each ohenss.
Section All ordinances In onnict with suy Of
tho above provisions are hereby repealed.
Approved January 9th, A. D. 1888.
n. n. THISTLEWO0D,M Mayor
Attest:--D. j FOLEY city Clerk.
Published In Dat Cairo Bulleti", Jan 9th, 1882.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-09
CHURCHES.


IAlku BAPrTSr Corner renth sno Poplar
| streets; preaching hrst aud third sundays 10
..cb mOnth, II a IN and i:D ,. m prayer meet
no THURSDAY, 1872 n. sunday school, s:3o am
Rev. A. j. HISS Pastor
f,lluHCH or TIE REDEGMkk--tEpisc1opsg
[ Fonrteenth street; sunday 1901 m, hOly
Eucharist; 9 30 \. IN b., Sunday school W IN
Morning Prayers; 500 p m, evening r''!e''
T. Davenport, i. u. hect"t
,,lEsr MISSIONARY BAPTlsT CHURCH
Y Preaching Al 10 40 q. H., q p. ~, and Ip p "a
s,drtf sraool a, 80 .. Rev. T. D. SHORES
% ,Or
vraERAH Thirteenth street; services SAD
| bath leo a m sunday school9p m rev
NuVpPc- pssl)r
,IrVHuDIsT-Cpr eighth and Walnut streets
vi Preaching Sabbath ii:0DA. IN. and I'D p m
ppda, acnnnl q, 800 p m. Rev j. A. Sestreu'
as.Or
nKESBYTERiAN Eighth street presening on
| ssbhath 81 II 90 a. IN. and 7:S p. m; PRAYER
meeting "Wednesday at 1880 p m; sunday sehso'
u5p N. Rev 3 Y George, pastor.
~ Jos KPn 5 Roman CsthoicJ Corner Cros.
= and Walnut streets; services ssbba,h lO'pa'
r SUNDAY school At p. IN. Vespers p m scr
ucep e,ery day at s a. m. Rev O'Bsra, Priest
ct rATRlCKs (Romsn Catholic) Corner Ninth
= stree, aud Washington avenue; services SAD,
oath ; ana 10 g. N. Vespere 3p. m; sunday schooi
4! D. m seryicus every day at g. N. Rev AaserSoh
priest.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-09
Idaho Jurisprudence.

Justice O'Sniflin. up ut Blarkfooi
tried his first case recently. He has
some crude notions about cycn-handed
justice, and claims TO be thoroughly up
on parliamentary etiquette.
The case was one in which Don Qnix-
ote Centipede was charged with the
larceny OF one sorrc mule, the proper
~ Of Claude Meluotto Rooney, valued
at $50, ut The county and Territory
aforesaid, and on the 10th day Of Octo-
Der, A. ID. 1882. aud that on said day
he, the said Don Quixoe Centipede, did
take, steal and ride away and drive
away the mule aforesaid, contrary TO
the statutes in such case made and pro-
yided and against the peace and dignity
OF the Territory OF Idaho.
The case was tried, and defendant
having been found guilty, the Justice
about TO sentence him TO the peniten-
tiary for life when the counsel called the
attention OF the court TO the fact that,
as an examining magistrate, he only
had authority to bind Mr.. Ccntipede
over for his appearance ut the next term
OF the District Court. Judge O'Sniflin
therefore modified his Judgment 10 the
requirement of bond for $500 for de-
PENDANTS appearance as aforesaid. De-
PENDANTS counsel then rose and stated
that, owing to certain irregularities and
peouliari,ies developed in the case, he
would now make motion for new
trial
Gentlemen" said Judge O'Snifin to
the bystanders, "you have motion, do
hear a secondp"
An eccentric horse-thief on the back
seat seconded the motion.
gentlemen" resumed his Honor
'you have heard the motion. Are you
ready for the question:
Question:
The motion has been made and see.
onded that the defendent Centipede be
given new trial. All those in favor
will say aye.
Biz chorus of ayes.
Those opposed will say no. ~
1T is a vote. The prisoner will be
granted a new trial"
The West is full Of self.made men
who are not very familiar with Estec's
Pleading and High on Injunction, but if
yon think they are not familiar with
parliamentary usages, you do not know
them.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-09
Husband aud Wife on the Comet.

SO it isn't to be wondered at that
when my wife got up the other morning
at 9 o clock and told me TO turn out. for
the comet was rising, objected. said
that | didn't take any interest III comets
ut clock in the morning; that had
seen comets Of various kinds long
tailed. short tailed and bob-taicd in as
sorted sizes. and didn't wantsany
comet on my plate! She said the tail OF
this one was 72,000,000 miles long, and
said didn't care if it was million or
more miles longer mud had just come
ont of curl papers and had insects in it.
She said that Prof. Barnard had no.
ticed split in its head and that it was
1900 miles across the split, and said
if the head was as long as reported -
$4,000 miles-the tired thing was just
gaping and that the split would close
ms soon as it had yawnpd enough. Final.
" | told her that if she would come
back to bed would buy her small
comet TO wear on her winter hat.
But can't wear one with so long a
tail" said she as she put her cold feet
on the small of my back.
"Oh yes said |, at won't be much
longer than the hight OF style" v Oros-
so Press
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-09
The Trouble With the Steward.

"Where Is the old steward?" inquired
n traveller rs he stepped aboard an out
going steamer, just previous TO his de-
parture.
"0h. be was discharged some time
ago" replied the captain.
why he seemed to DO frst-class
fellow" rejoined the first speaker" why
was he kicked outo"
well, to tell you the truth, he got
too big for his breeches and we bounced
him." emphatically calculated the cap.
tain.
This conversation occurred within
hearing Of bright-eyed intelligent little
girl, the daughter Of one OF the tourists
on that steamer. Subsequently, another
passenger arrived and after bestowing
casual glance around, said:
IL don't seq the old steward; what
has become of him?'
II think he was discharged" voun-
teered bystander.
do you know what for?'
mo, sir"
Il do" pipcd a small voice from the
cabin door.
Looking around, the inquirer saw the
smiling face Of little girl peeping out
at him.
well, my dear" said he. why was
the steward dischargcdg'
"Oh, don't like totell,n she bashful.
ly replied.
But want to know" he persisted.
Come, tell me, that's. good girl What
did they discharge him forP''
Cause she slowly answered,
"cause his pants were too shortr--
Drdkc'S Magazine.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1883-01-09
What a Ditto Ia,

They were only two they were out
to make u night of it they were pretty
riproariouslyh bowling, moderately drunk
i thank YOU. They stumbled upon
the word ditto" in some way, Ono
said to the other, What's ditto
anyhow, JIM"
YOU'RE a ditto was the reply,
"How SOP
why, I'm drunken n n billed cork.
screw. Amt I?'
The point was unanimously admitted
by a sitting vote.
We'll, sir, that being so, you are a
ditto" Prom the tale Of "7'wo Fools"