The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1883-10-20

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Sixteen different Connecticut men
claim to have invented the bucL-saw.
-Iemn fact. I
1t is beanty's privilege to kill time,
an times privilege to kill beauty, .,
IHE CHILDREN LIKE IT. 1t is pleasant to-
take, and affords immediate reief-we re-
er to JADWIN's TAR SYRUP. For sale
at Thomds' drug store .-,~f
The cat Is the most reliable poet :.
it can always depend upoh-its news.
The sign for despatch came from
the impatient lover. 'S.
-zThe man who ,patronizes a seco, d.
hand clothing store never troubled
with fits.
JADW!N'S TAR SYRUP has stood the
test OF oyer six years, and thousands of tcs.
Itlmonials can be produced as to its great
merits from Maine to Texas. For sale at
Thomas drug store.
If people knew as much about whnt
they think they know, as they think
they know about what others think they
know, we think they would know more
than they think'they know now. ss
The difference between a cat ana a
c NINA is that one. has the claws at the
end OF the paws, while the other Las
the pause at the end of the clause.
"A lady who. drew gentleman's
dressing gown at recent church fair
nov wants to draw good looking
young man to put in it.
WHAT WILL STOP MY CoUGnIyc AT
NlGHT? Guarantee Acker's English Remedy
will, Price lOc, SOC. & 81. Sold by DR.. c.
I. Horn, Lehighton, q L. A. Horn, Weiss
port.
The milk train does not stop al
whey stations. Except to take in water.
A gambler would rather let you out
than let you win.
What is vinegar without motherf
1t is orphan, very poor
For what port is man bound dur
ing courtship2 Bound to Hayre.
ottumwa, la.-Dr. j. N. Armstron I, says
81 have used Browns Iron Bitters IN my
Ianlly aud recommend its use to others"
Where was she when he spider? ant
where will she beetle he sees her.
How can you ever load yesse
without the block aid? We invite some
body to tackle this
Jefferson, City, Mo.-Dr. j. C. Riddle,
says; "Persons who use Browns Iron Bit
ters always speak well of it. 1t is u good
medicine"
No man can be wise on an cmpt,
stomach.
A poor excuse is better than nonc,
and the same may be said of poor di.
ner. .l3ss VI.
A mAtcaless story one in whicl
there is no weddings
Why go about with that aching head
Try Ayers Pillgi They will relieve III,
stomach, restore the digestive organs L
healthy action, remoyeshe obstructions rha
depEess the nerve5 and bSain, and thus cur,
your heacache permanently.
Men ofsound principles Musicia MS
The song of the,top-Hum again.
The latest thing in hose-;he feet
He who thinks he has nothing tc
fear from temptation is most exposed
/ to tall.
Good adyice is like brown bread. II
) Is very nourishinR, but not always the
} most welcome kind of food.
) Beauty is cliff en- which one and
another mau seeks to shipwreck him
self, because it lies full of pearls and
/ oysters.
Horrid, yes, ii is. that we must suffer
from disease, but from Heart Disease, ner
yousness and sleeplessness, DR.. Graves
Heart Regulator will give you immediate
relief; thousands say SO. 81 Per bottle al
druggists.
The long winter evenings are rapid.
ly approaching, making the present a
good time to subscribe for The CAIBoS
ADVOCATE. only sLOO year.
A shell race Iollosks.
The man who digs d1tctes get,
:anatIa Wall Inv bis ,porL