Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1883-11-19
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four weird portraits and tho n,ll,d
ous. oi gentleman whose skull WAS
neatiy divided into building lots dec.
,n.eu the platform ut Cooper Union
S evening when Professor Nelson
olzer came forward to discuss marriape
lronl the standpoint of phrenolory.
ihere was large audience. The
speaker began by saying that the
nlst Things which engage Young
mans attention are choosing
Vocation ana wife. 1t was usually
uonsluereu That woman was at her
zehith az twenty and old at twenty
mVe' When she was sixteen the ques.
t non WAS Whom shall take? Twenty,
Mnonl can get Twenty-Five, WHO
WIN take me" Mothers-in-law and
s.epmothers are, in the proiessors
opinion, much less black than they
are commonly painted. In speaking
OF domestic discipline the speaker told
OF y man who had adopted twenty
eignt chiidren, OF whom twenty-seven
turned out well.
How many of the audience can
SNOW such record as that?n asked
Iroi. SEER. 10 illustrate what people
should marry, he showed his hearers
some portraits, of which he had sever
al upon a table.
"of her. he said, holding up a Sc
we're, angular female face, 81 have
some doubts. THE audience giggled.)
ferhaps you have none at all. Would
some of you like her for n mother-in-
law? Don't all talk at once. This
woman tholding up another nicture)
/ ia mart sIhatn,,tt,.l
and would make good mate for this
man exhibiting mild.made connie
nance adorned with tafly-colored
hair
''He is intelligent and religious, hut
can not clench his fists. She will run
the house while he writes the editorials,
She furnishes the lemons and he the
sugar. Marry one like YOURSELF
people sometimes say. That is All
very well If you are perfect, but some
of US are not perfect. Men should
marry To make up for their deticiep-
cies. There should be harmony OF
temperament and mental develop
ment.n
AMAN TO AVOID.
"In this picture continued the pro-
fessor, pointing toa smiling likeness of
Daniel Lambert, 1--WE see plumpness
and vitality. This man will drink
when he is treated, aud is a Jolly good
fellow. If he married woman like
himself The children would have dots
In their faces instead of eyes. Picture
No. represents the hard, bony style
of mantle trellis without the vine.
He should marry II woman who is soft,
rounded and cheerful. No. 3 Is pretty
much all brain, and If he marrics a
woman of his own type the children
would be of the kind canonized in
Sunday-school literature and would
die before they were six years old. !
believe that most OF the unhappy mar
riages occur because men know so few
women who are not already spoken
for.
"Blondes should marry brunettes.n
To illustrate, Prot. SiZer showed the
portraits OF Il couple who were married
in Vermont in 1912. The man was
very dark, the woman a blonde. The
4 speaker also held up to the admiring
audience blonde, very dccollete, who
he said, would select a dark husband.
In contrast he showed dcmure
Puritanic brun, tie, whose name was
Lola Montez. Going on with his lee
ture, the speaker said that the
tall should marry the short, the stout
should unite with the lean, etc. Fine
training and careful selection had pro.
duced Jay Eye See and Maud S, and
had reduced mile from three min
utes 10 2:lOl.
There was no reason, he said, why,
by an application to the principles of
horse-brecding to humanity, men
might not live to be hundred years
old. Within the speakers recollection
the average of human lie had been in
creased from thirty-three to forty.two
years. A silent man should marry =
laxative woman, and taciturn
woman (if one could be found should
Join man with lively tongue. The
union of two silent people would pro.
duce children who could not even say
the Lords prayer.
HOW PEOPLE SHOULD MARRY.
As an illustration of II strong, reso'
lute nature, the professor showed n
crayon sketch which was said to re-
present King Phillip H., Of Spain.
Twenty-Five cents worth of physiology
and one dollars worth of phrenology
would enable people TO make proper
selections of husbands and wives,
| Cousins SDOuiu not lnter-HlarTy, af
their progeny were likely to be idiots
After defending the institution OF mar
riGge against the assault OF frec-lovo
doctrines, and asserting that knowl-
edge of physical and mental laws
would diminish the growing evil OF
divorce, Prof. Sher examined the
heads of several ladies and gentlemen
who mounted the Platform.
"This lady, he said, caressing the
bang of n stylish blonde, sis ingenlou 5
and lively, but not very pious. che
comes of a family Of artists, and has
considerable mechanical skill. She
would decorate your home tastefully,'
said the lecturer, looking hard at a
dark-compexioDed youth who tried "a
hide his feet under chair. The
blonde snickered rearranged her
bang and put on her hat, as
Prof. Sizer examined the back-hair OF
an elderly woman aud announced that
she was not stingy, but brave and
long. headed, and that her sons said
ayes. ma'an" in addressing her. \
third lady had reddish hair. A care