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TEMrEnAIE SiAxA.n ENT.

How impatient we are, in these north
ern latltudes, of looseness and intemper-
ance in speech Our measure Of sue
cess is the moderation and low level OF
an individuals Judgment. DIR. Channing's
piety and wisdom had such weight that,
in Boston, the popular idea of religion
was whatever this eminent divine held.
But [ remember that his best friend, g
man of guarded lips, speaking of him in
a circle of his admirers, said: CT have
known him long, I have studied his
character, and believe him capable Of
virtue" An eminent French Journalist
paid high compliment to the Duke Of
Wellington, when his documents were
published: "Here are twelve volumes
of military dispatches. and the word
glory is not found in them. -Ralph
Waldo Emerson.
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JOSH BILLINGS PHILOSOPHY.

If man IL absolutely wize he can git
along with very little gravity. GRAY
ity IL the very best kard dull phool
kan play.
One CRATE man in the world at time
IL enuff; they are a great nuisance; if
they could be kut up into four medium
ones it would be better.
All genuine humorists are as reddy to
weep as to laff; humor and pathos gro
on the same bush.
Hypokrasy IL more wicked and weak
than infdelity; it IL possible for an inf
del to be only dupe to his folly, while
a hypokrit IL always an ignominious
fraud.
Ideaity IL the smoke of an idea.
It would be difficult to name single
thing we possess that haz not cost u.
more than it IL worth.
Honesty IL q principle, while honor
seems more like a sentiment, often q
very refined sentiment, it IL true.
The ladder of fame IL free to ell, but
to many it IL like climbing a creased
pole, one foot up, then slip bak three.
There amt much hypokrasy in hate !;
it is thousand times more honest than
fiattery, but we kant always give good
reazons for hate.
A well-balanced man IL not one who
parts hiz hair in the middle, but one
who haz level head and broad heart,
that never interferes with each other )
bizzness.
Honesty IL money at interest.
No CRATE suckcess haz ever been
reached yet without a martyrdom ov
sum kind.
Crate things and CRATE men should be
looked at from distance; you kant see
the spots on them then.
If you kant edukate but one, let it be
the harte; with well edukated harte
the head kant git far amiss.
Habits are a hair at first, at last a
cable.
it IL very difikult to define happiness,
or 10 mcclure them in any way; perhaps
the best way IL to guess at the amount
and then let them slide.
Haste and hurry are couple of va
grants, emmy how, but haste IL more ov
the nature oy dispatch. Hurry will tan
gle emmy mans legs.
Hope haz no favorites, and often plays
kon6dence game with thoze she deals
with.
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THE REToRT COURTEOUS.

The late Col. ". B. Snowhook,
an old and well-known Irish lawyer OF
Chicago, though of advanced years,
never showed gray hair, nor confessed to
being an old man. Some years ago Mr..
Charles Mcdonnell, an old citizen, still
among the living, who was practicing
lawyer at that time, was counsel in a
case on trial, in which Col. Snowhook
was counsel on the other side. In their
closing arguments, before giving the
case to the jury, Mr.. Mcdonnell hav-
ing concluded his speech, Col. Snow
hook spoke
"Your Honor, and gentlemen of the
jury" said the Colonel, ST am sur
prised that the counsel on the other
side, whose gray hairs indicate his age,
and ought to indicate his wisdom, should
make the statement he has made land
then proceeded with his argument.
Mr.. Mcdonnell followed. "Yonr
Honor, and gentlemen of the jury" lie
said, 81 acknowledge the reference OF
counsel of the other side to my graz
hair. My hair is gray, and it will con-
tinue to be gray as long as I live. The
hair of that gentleman is black, and will
continue to be black as long as he Gyes. .
Chicago Journal.
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4l1t T'eEtS.
Pail Mai Gazette. Nav s.


There is better story on record than
that told in the House of Lords on the
evening of Monday last, when it was said
that a priest illustrated his views on the
decision of the sub-commissioners under
the Land Act by preaching a sermon from
the text, "And the rent is made worse.
Almost exactly century ago the borough
of Bedford was disturbed by holly con-
tested election. The popular party was
represented by the philanthropist, John
Howard, of Cardingon, and his relative,
Mr.. Whitbread. On the other hand, the
corporation was suspected of having sold
the representation to a couple of strangers
Sir William Wake, bart, and Mr.. Robert
Sparrow. The feeling against these pur-
chasers of the electors honor was so high
that on Sunday when the election fever
was hottest clergyman of the Established
church took as his text "Are not two
sparrows sold for e farthing? Fear We
not, therefore, ye t.le of more value than
many sparrows" The result, nevertheless,
of the poll was that Wake and Sparrow
were returned.
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SURE OF IN INCOWE.

II has been wisely remarked by q
Philosopher who caught his son watch
'rg him through q key-hole that "some
boys are more observant than others.
Two Brooklyn lads were sitting on the
dock with their fish lines in the water,
exchanging views as to their plans for
The future.
4 think, said one Of them, chat I'll
be 4 regular fisherman when I grow up,
BIZ; will you?"
mo, returned his companion. "Since
dad married an actress, I guess I'll
study to be divorce lawyer. Brook
iE3a Eagle.
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Il HINT TO LTTIGANTS.

"How did you come out of that law
suit you had with John Pendry, before
Justice Solomon, about horse?" asked
Bradford Curtis of Warren Roadway.
Il won it. / wrote anote to Justice
Solomon, telling him that, if he would
decide in my favor, I would pay him
$40, and he did decide in my favor"
"You can't make me believe but that
Solomon is an upright Judge, and, if
you wrote him a letter offering him
money, he would have decided against
you, and in favor of the other fellow"
eyes, I expect that is what he would
have done if 1 had not been careful to
sign the other fellows name to the let
ter offering the bride. You haven't got
much more sense than the Justice him
Golf "-TprnS Sifti110S
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Paris Cor. Phila. Telegraph.


81 heard lately curious and perfectly
authentic anecdote respecting President
Buchanan. It is not generally known, !
believe, that the White house came near
having at one time an English and a titled
mistress in the person of that gen+lema,.' IS
wife. While Mr.. Buchanan was minister
to the court of ST. james he made the ac-
quaintance of a widowed lady of very high
rank. A sincere and fervent attachment
sprang up between the pair, and only the
opposition of the lady's aristocratic rela-
tives prevented their union. So their Inu-
tual attachment resulted in nothing more
than profound and lifelong friendship.
A constant correspondence was maintained
between them until the day of Buchanan's
death. The lady long survived her Ameri-
can friend, her death having taken place
only few years ago. She was always
noted for her kindly feeling towards Amer
leans and for her prediction for Ameri-
can society. In a room apart, she kept a
number of souvenirs of her friend, includ-
ing fine portrait, and also some of his
gifts to her, which were mainly of a literary
and national character, such as works by
american authors, the photographs and
autographs of American celebrities, etc.
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FUNNY.

A man from Woonsocket was obliged
% make q visit to Boston on some
business. He timed his visit so as tc
he able to hear a lecture of Mark
Twa;n'a at fremont Temple. By some
Misunderstanding, the Woonsocket man
n,istook the day Of the lecture and hsr-
rcaed in on one Of Mr.. Joseph Cooks
lectures. He listened to the long dis.
course without discovering his mistake,
thinking all the time that the lecturer
VAS the famous humorist. On his re.
.arn to Woonsocket, his family ques.
toned him as to the lecture "Were il
funny?" Was asked. WALL" slowly
replied The traveller, it was funny, IL:
It want so darned funny"
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Il NEW STORY OF LINCOLN.

NEW STORY OF LINCOLN.
mentioned that President Arthur was
Mason.
eyes," said the doctor, "eight of our
Presidents have been members of the
fraternity, Washington, jackson, Pierce,
Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Garfield,
and now Arthur"
"Mr. Lincoln was not Mason?"
No; but he thought highly OF the
order. Toward the close Of the war one
Of our leading Masons called on Lincoln
for some favor. He said, when the Wis
itor took his leave: Il have heard SO
much of the good deeds of Masonry dur
ing the war that if I were not so old
would still knock at the door of the
lodge"
I could not forbear telling the doctor
story which had heard of EIr. Lin
coin. 1t was just after he was nominated
in 1860 that n prominent Mason called
on him at Springfield and said: "Of
course you expect all the Masons to vote
against you, Mr.. Lincoln?"
Ono; why?"
because all the other Presidential
candidates are Masons."
"Bless me-" exclaimed O!a Abe, " is
that so?"
Certainly" said the visitor; "I:ail
has taken all the degrees, and IS Z ncm-
Der OF the Grand Lodge OF Tennessee.
Breckenridge is an officer OF the Grand
Lodge Of Kentucky. And Douglas :;
why, he is Grand Orator of the Grand
Lodge Of Illinois-right here under your
noseT '
Mr.. Lincoln turned around in his
chair, without turning the chair, laid his
legs across the top Of the other table,
laughed, rubbed his face, stuck his fin
gers through his hair, and said, "John,
you have been down in Egypt a good
deal yourself ?"
"Well, yes," admitted the visitor.
"sorry to say I have frequented that
locality"
81 am reminded" said Mr.. Lincoln,
"of an incident that occurred in the Old
Shawneetown Court House. An old
woman who was real hard case was a
witness, and the lawyer, bound to get
even, asked her, Are you a virtuous
woman, madam p She was slightly sur
prised, and said, THAT, sir, is very
hard question to ask q lady who is q
witness before public court He rose
and repeated the question sternly. She
still evaded it; but, when he persisted,
she finally answered, This much 1
will say; that I have great respect for
the institution ~. Il. Cro6ut, in
Pioneer Press.
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THE GOBLIN.

The Robin has red breast. They
have plaintiff song and sing as though
they were sorry for sumthing. They
get their name from their great ability
for Robin cherry tree. They kan
also rob currant bush fust rate. If it
was not for these robbers we shud all be
eaten up by caterpillars but I think
the robins might let us have now and
then just one of OH own cherriz, tew
see how they did taste. The bat. They
fly very much unsartin, and ackt as
though they had taken a leetle too much
gin. What they are good for I kant
tell, and don't believe they can tell
neither.-Josh Billings.
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CASUALTIES.
A HoosIER HURRICANE,


TERRE HAUTE, Ind, May ga double.
breasted tornado swept by Clay City at
o'clock yesterday afternoon, the extreme.
ties mile apart Clay City, which was in
the center, escaped with slight damage
but at Meals mill, on one side, house was
swept out of existence and six persons
killed. A bridge was destroyed and havoc
played generally. On the other side in a
little settlement five persons were killed.
Houses were blown to pieces and one
child blown to heaven for all that is known
to the contrary, as it has not yet been
found. In all, twelve persons were in
jured, besides the killed. Trees are blown
over wide area.
INDIANAPOLIS, May 29.-Last evening,
about O'Clock. cyclone struck the town
of Edinburgh, Ind, following heavy rain
fall. The wind storm ragged for ten min
utes with great violence, taking the spire
from the Methodist church and throwing
it upon the parsonage, crashing through
the roof to the ground. South of the town
a grove of timber belonging to George
Cutsinger was demolished, and four miles
south the farm of B. j. Deming was caught
by the fury of ths storm, the barn on Tho
place being destroyed and Deming's son
Frank killed. a farm hand was also fatal
ly injured.
TERRIFIC STORM.
Fir. SMITH, Ark, May 29.-This morning
terrific storm passed over this city. I'm.
roofing houses, blowing down shade trees
and carrying away fences. The Southern
hotel was unroofed. No persons injured
CRUEL WRETCH.
CLEVELAND, O., May 29.-Julius Butzen
teacher in st. Bridget's school, was ar
rested to-day for an assault on a pupil
named JAS. McMahon. Butter punished
the lad year ago, and beat him so severe
~ it is claimed it made the child cripple
for life. Hip disease ensued, and part OF
the thigh bone was amputated.
FATAL CRASH.
BosToN, May ga flag staff and cor
nice of building on Washington street,
during high wind to-day, fell on an ON
nibus, fatally injuring the driver, crushing
the skull of an unknown man, and injur-
ing two or three other persons.
DROWNED IN THE STORM.
CINCINNATI, May 29.-Ex-Alderman Jno.
Gelger and wife were drowned during the
ram storm last night. The fact of the
drowning was not known until late to-day,
and the bodies are not yet recovered. They
were returning from visit and drove into
culvert under railroad track, through
which swollen stream was running. The
current caught and bore them away. The
wagon was found mile down the creek.
BURIED BY CAVE.
NoRRIsTowN, Pa, May GA gang OF
railway laborers were buried by cave in
on the Philadelphia, Norristown & Phm-
nixville railroad at Coshockton, this morn
ing. Andrew Gurlich, Johnson, and GEO.
Scoopgon were fatally injured.
KILLED BY LIGHTNING.
LOUISVILLE, KY, May 29.-Mrs. Lena
Rapp, an aged German lady of this city
was killed by lightning during the storm
of last night. Her husband, in the same
room, was uninjured.
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RUBBING rs 4 DOMEsTIC REMEDY

L .
Rubbing, as domestic remedy,
ranks in antiquity with the mustard
paste and water Cruel. Modern medi-
cal science has wiGened It's application
in the treatment of disease with graft
flying results. Nervousness that the
bromides failed to tranquillize, dvspep-
sias that have defied pepsin, and rheu-
MATES, stiffening the joints like rusty
hinges, have surrendered to Intelligent,
persistent manipulation.
1t is a common notion that friction
toward the extremeties rubs off the dis
ease. The fact is, this faulty proceed
ure retards the flow of blood, favors the
retention of impurities, and, in diseases
Of the heart, does positive injury By
crowding back on the enfeebled arteries
volume of fluid that strains the weak
ened heart-wall. In short, the disease
may be rubbed In.
Downward stroking, with upward
friction, combines a soothing with a
stimulating effect, but something be-
side the crude strength is needed to Sc
cure these results. One can have a
genius for rubbing as for writing. The
touch magnetic is essential, or, what
amounts to the same thing, hand
neither pudgy with fat nor lacking in
warmth; and, witha1, realizing sense
that the same degree of friction, pleas
antly borne Oh the foot, becomes pain
full when applied to the muscles on the
arm.
Just what results will the helping
hand rub for? The fingers, personal
ing Paul Pry, will insinuate themselves
between muscular depressions to wake
mn sluggish blood-fow. and asking why
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OFFICIAL.
Proceedings Of the Board Of Education.
Special Meeting.

OFF ice OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.
ST.. PAUL, MINI, May 90, 1883.
special meeting of the Board was held
on the above date, Vice President Schiff-
mann in the chair.
Present: Inspectors Murphy, Wilgus,
Kerr, Benz, Athey, Gilbert, Hamilton,
Schitfmann, Donnelly.
The Secretary read the following call:
To j. G. DoDrelly, Secretary Board of
Education. City OF st. Paul.
Pleas 6ul 4"eetIng of the Board OF
Eous@ ''@.- ~ lLesday evening, May 90,
| at o'"tock =. ~ Z" consider a report from
! the CCmIuitI, Oh Schools ana to act Oh
snch OTHER hrslEess as may legally come
before The Board.
GEO. A. HAMILTON.
CHAs. D. KERR.
l.. A. GILBERT.
The Committe on Schools made the fol-
lowing report:
The Committee on Schools respectfully
report that they can secure the SERVES of
Mrs. NJ. E. Jenness as principal of the
Normal department to be established in
| the High school building at a salary Of
fifteen hundred dollars for the school year.
Your committee after due investigation
are satisfied that Mrs. Jenness is every
way qualified for this responsible posi-
ton and they ask her confirmation.
The report was adopted and the ap-
pointment confirmed by the following
vote:
Yeas-Inspectors Murphy, Wilg1s, Kerr,
Benz, Athey, Gilbert, Hamilton, Schiff-
mann, Donnelly.
The Committee on High School made
the following report.
The special committee, consisting of the
Committee on High School, and the Super
| intendent, appointed by the Board to Sc
lect Principal for the High School, etc,
! would report, that after extensive CORES
pondence and careful consideration of the
| replies ELECTED from leading Educators
| throughout the country, they have selected
Prof G. B. Gilbert at present Principal of
| the Oshkosh High School in the State of
Wisconsin, as the best fitted for this posi-
| ton, all requisite qualifications considered
of any who have applied to your commit
tee. Your committee would therefore
| respectfully recommend the appointment
of Mr.. Gilbert as principal of the st. Paul
High ScLoo!. 1T salary of $4,000 per an
NUN.
CHAs. D. KERR.
Chairman.
Tie report vae adopted and the appoint
mont confirmed by the following vote:
Yeas-Ins pectors Murphy, Wilgus, Kerr,
Benz, Athey, Gilbert, Hamilton, Schifman
Donnelly.
The stating of the High school was re-
ferre0 90 tie Committee on Property with
power 10 ACT
Tha electric bells for the High school
was referred 10 the Committee on Proper
ty with power to act.
The SupeIintendent was instructed to
engage the Market Hall for the High scool
graduating exercises.
The Committee on Property was in
structed to have some sodding done at the
Van Buren, school.
Mrs. Messenger addressed the Board OF
the suspension of her boy from the Hum
bolt school.
On motion of Inspector Benz the Secre-
tary was instructed to notify Mrs. Messen-
ger that if she or her boy would call on the
Superintendent permit would be given
for the boy to enter school again.
The schools were ordered closed at noon
on Decoration day, Wednesday May so.
Adjourned.
j. G. DoNNELLY, Sec'y.
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LATE MINNEAPOLIS news
MINNEAPOLIS FIRE Bugs.
They are Still Pursuing Their Dangerous
Work,

They are Still Pursuing Their Dangerous
Work.
The villainous incendiaries seemed deter
mined to destroy a goodly portion of our
city last night. At about $50 they set fire
to thefeed mill run by R. P. Upton in the
long row of manufactures on Nicollet Is
land owned by the Island Water Power Co.
Before it was extinguished by the
department, the interior of the mill was
pretty badly scorched and the flames had
also gone through j. R. CIark's box factory
next door. The loss on the building own
ed by w. w. Eastman of the Power com
pany will probably not exceed $1,000
and is fully covered by insurance
placed in companies represented by Judge
E. B. Ames. R. 2. Lapton lost $1,000 on
machinery and 500 on feed and corn,
making total of $4,000. He held ST 900
policy in the Pennsylvania Fire Insurance
company and $500 in the State Fire Insur-
ance company, of Iowa.
The capacity of the feed mill was about
three car loads per day, and it will at once
be rebuilt. j. R. Clark, the proprietor of
the box factory, lost about $1,000 on ma
chinery and $500 on lumber. and was pref
shop at once.
The fire department was called from
this fire to No. 112 North Third street,
where little blaze had been started in an
old wooden building in the rear of a tin
shop by the devilisn fire bugs, but was ex
tinguished without much loss.
At 1870 another fire was discovered in
the Seventh Street hotel on the corner of
TAird avenue southeast and Seventh
street and was completely destroyed, none
of the furniture, clothing nor stock beng
saved. The building was owned by Clapp
Brothers, and was worth $4,000, insured
for $1,000. Henry Smith was the occu-
pant, and estimates his loss at $1,4OO,
upon which he had an $500 policy issued
on Monday.
The excitement is running high and
special meeting of the city council Is
talked of for the purpose of authorizing
a citizens patrol to protect property
against the ravages ofthe fire bugs.
AN ARREST.
man was arrested on the east side last
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of stiffened joints, aid the loosen1ng or
their chalky attachments. The palm
holding in it's convexity stimulation and
freedom for the hide-bound muscles,
like deft hand-maiden will intuitively
vary its shape as the fieshy and bony
parts call for gliding, Selling or slap
ping motion, for even drubbing, in a
mild way, is superseding dragging in
banishing "peccant humors. GOOD
Cheer.
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2lsfGIN OF THE "CoMMON LAT."

HisEGIN OF THE "COKMON L1W."
iha appellation Of Common Law"
-,ii.li;2ctad with Edward the Confessor.
~ SlNons, though divided into many
; ;s>.oms, yet in their manners, laws
ID language were similar.
2he slight differences which existed
.a:n1een the Mercian law, the West
,>xon and the Danish law, were re-
..oved by Edward with facility and
So i5hout causing any dissatisfaction.
He made this alteration rather IA
ms by new name than by a new
.la.tter; for, abolishing the three dis
= rt;ons above named, he called it the
'cromon Law Of England, and or
med that no part of the kingdom
-;ould be governed by any particular
-, but all by one.
Il.o Common Law" as contra-dis-
;rGlished from the Statute Law, "
olsists of those rules and maxims con-
.'rning the persons and property OF
.nal which have attained the tacit as
elS and usage of the inhabitants OF
lis country; the consent and approba-
ion Of the people being signifed by
sAeir immemorial use and practice
IOGGtLS COMPANION.
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Assessment for Change Of Grade on
Pleasant Avenue.
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WoRKs, }
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, May 90, 1883.

The Board of PubicWorks, in and for the cor
poration of the city of St. Paul, MINI, will meet
at their Office in said city at ESQ p. M, on the
18th day of June, A. D. 1883, to make an assess
ment of benefits, daa ages, costs and expenses,
arising from change of grade on Pleasant ave-
nue., from Bamsey street TO Third (Srd) street,
in said city, on the property on tie line of said
Pleasant avenue, between said points and such
other property as may be deemed benefited or
damaged thereby.
All persons interested are hereby notified 20 be
present at said tine and place or making said
assessment d will be arc.
JOHN HARRINGTON, President.
Official: r. l.. GoRMAN
Clerk Board of Public Works. 1905
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The Thomas besttcat.

Every seat except the boxes at the Grand
was occupied at the opening concert
of the Thomas festival. The distinguished
and really only great feature was the Or
chestral numbers executed by sixty artists.
Decidedly the best solo was Mrs. Coles
rendition of the aria of La-Sull orda by
Msrcadante. Nine. Julie Rive-King, the
solo pianist, contributed to the excellence
of the concert.
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ENOUGH labor and money are every
ten years expended upon the ordinary
mud roads of this country to make
good graveled highways of all; yet
they are no better than when the worz
began.
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SAYS Victor Hugo: "God took His
softest clay and His purest colors anU
made fragile jewel, mysterious anu
caressing-the finger of a woman
then He fell asleep. The devil awoke,
and at end of that rosy finger put-a
nail