The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1883-06-27
TINE rouRIsrs' GUIDE.

country, WueIe IL t4lbub IL hLhte Oh e1-
cited uncertainty, whether its home Is in
thesugar- bowl, the old stump, or the panta.
looms OF the gentleman from town. Not
down on the bill Of fare because it Is a mat
ter OF course, like the salt.
ASs-The man who believes all that he
reads In the advertisement.
BATH RooN-A woodshed witha pail OF
well water and cedar wash tub in It. The
spiders are not mentioned in the advertise
ment, because they 90 with the woodst,ed.
BUrrRR-A substance manufactured from
animal fat with little milk and some
chemical Ingredients. The genuine Is sup
piled only from the city. An imitation
article is sometimes made from cream, but
1t is easily distinguished by It's strong flavor
Of garlic, and seldom used in the country.
{ Bvds-An insect Of the genus Cimel,
order Hsatpterd, having bleaked or suck
ing mouth; also provided with something
to make noise with and several things to
bite with. See woodshed; also couch.
CRRAN-A pale blue fluid, composed OF
aqua pura, protoxide OF hydrogen and
some other substances. Used to astonish
berries and Brighten rebellious coffee.
! lCHloKES-A ieathered fowl that runs
about the farm-yard and under the house;
remarkable for rapid longevity, sometimes
attaining the age Of 10 years in single
spring. Notavailable for human food until
alter the seventh year. sf'.3r
DApDY-LoNo LEGs-See milk.
DYspEPsA--See the doctor. s.4
E60s-A spheroidal body, containing
the germ Of a new individual, Of its species,
in stage Of greater or less development, as
the case may be and sometimes is. .,-
FANISE-The second table at New
York boarding house.
FLurE-Instrument OF torture breathed
upon by asthmatic young man on third
floor back. - ''.4 "a.
/. FLAsK-See vial. ls-s, 5l. 81
FLKA-P uter irritans-See-b that's the
trouble; you can't see It.
|, FEvERNAdRR-A pleasant summer recre.
alton, designed to supply the place OF the
ever.absent malaria. See qttinine It Spiritits
frtlmenti optinus; Guast st!g. ~ j.,
FLY-See currant cake. - ~ *,
HAIR-See butter. .sf IA
HAwH-The only thing about the farm
that gets any young chicken to eat. y1
INGEN-G hard. Sometimes spelled tin
yum" ARium eepd. A plant highly es'
teemed as food by people who always have
something confidential 10 tell you and ire
quently want TO kiss you. " o. "a
powerful antidote in case OF malarial pois-
oning. A well known sedatiye in cases OF
extreme thirst. D. 's.,.7 b.
KNFE-A thing to eat pie with.
KIcK-See mule. NT
LAwN-Ten feet OF grass and plantair
between the front door and the public road.
LIGHr-See lamp. ttTaf -
Lamp-See candle. N .
iMosoUtTo-A gnat Of nocturnal habits
that Is never visible in summer resort ad
Iyertisement and never stays but one yeal
| in any place, that being "the first year we
ever had mosquito on this farm" WhaI
becomes Of the bird in the of year nobody
knows. az CO.. "A s.L.,5 (
gether by pleatings Of dough. tSee leath
Ter 1t is laid away to cool where the ant
canget at It and labeled to suit the taste o
| the consumer. See also, dyspepsia.
PILIow-A long-not too long-narrov
sack, or case, containing handful OF feath
ers at each end and nothing in the middle
olu by peOPle WIZ ueNel LiVN ~ W. bo a.
excellent thing to restthe head upon whit
sleeping. Ia .,.
PuMP-see dairy.
srEAx-A preparation Of vulcanized ma
tetiai, believed to be bullet-proot 1t il
sometimes cut into small-squAre fragments
with sharp knife and swallowed whole
1t has the power Of sustaining life for al
indefinite period, for no man who eats l
is ever prepared to say that he can digest 1t
,SSAKEs-See boots.
,TASsY-see rum. ,Iesin there. A medic
inal4 herb largely used in the country Z
keep the summer guest outof the landlord'l
TE@aEsee landlord. ia
VIA1-See traveller.
,WoRM-An animal Of the inferior Crane
division OF articulates that will browse
gradually4on the leaves Of the maple tree
until he sees a good chance to drop dowr
\ on,your back. H 4 b
X-The price Of livery team for one day
YARp-An inclosure distinguished from
the public road by having less dust ant
more plantain weed.
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