The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-22
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iss ese Fsd docs nos oi9est 10 seeiHP
ibem ap anotisss glfi's face.
"a mneh alsased ed.ipr wrote 70 .
laoll.sf loasnallsa naiiiss hiH az asa, and
sboashllsssly .ixncd himself, "fosrs ira
issnsily
a tasn has Invested chair ihEi can
ls .Aissisd "a $50 aiasprni positions. u
i Aesaghs,a iof loy 10 s' 10 whsn h'
~ io ehnrch
A Bosioa preacher deliver Hectares
e,ssy Mopdsy II there Is ever time
people Nod the consolation q religion u
o. ssshlng DAY
Tiss have Rd 10 making rsi-,rsps
noss.isya snh looking glasses IN them
We sapgoss the rats ran "a 70 nes how
ilssiF Be~ ian lool.
r. When woman wants 10 get I'd 81
hef husband for so hoar sh. seHds him ~
stair 10 get something from The pocket OF
0he ~ hsf dresses
A jackson man hauled Eve skunks
o., a bole 10 succession. and thea hlied
is. bt.le Nth paier md sold Il Tor min.
stsl spring, This Is true, u reliable.
A csrlain PERSIAN poe, wrote OF 8
ma,ehi,s. dancing pifi whose iee' we've ~
al, q, il,e l,sf srescents, aud iso dsss
~ ~ The bald headed astronomers Of
liagla.i ssre At tbs theatre with telescopes
ttchauge prints al article on the
Proper Time 10 Work II should con.
tain information OF importance Tbous
auds Of persons have lived 10 a good old
age, aud died without discovering the Sc.
cret
Il girl jnsi returned to Hannibal, Mo
from Boston school said upon seeing a
fire engine At work; why. twho would
have dwesmed such yewy diminutiye
looking apawa,os could have contained so
much wattahr
Two sailors were sitting on the gun.
vale Of their ship drinking grog. This
Is meat add drink, said Jack, and fell oy'
erhoArd as be was drinking. "And nov
Won have got gsshing and lodging, cool.
, ~ replied Tom.
"A bad ending. well, William, wha,
has hecemo OF Robert?' what. aven't
you card slri" mol not defunei hopei
That's jus, exactly what he as done. sir,
aud walked off with hevery,hing he could
lay his ands on,
-Angelas father wrote to Adolphus
that his presence at the house was not es
pscialy desired; but Adolphus would moi
take tie hint, and was helped ont by thu
paiernal boot. Moral-No letter is com.
pleie without foot note.
Two hundred Thousand people art
asked 10 contribute nickel apiece Il
build church In Texas. IL should b.
called the church OF ST. Nickle.us. and
when IL ~ in operation II is to be hoped
that the old Nickel have less to do in Tex
AZ.
An old citizen in q country village be
ing asked for a subscription toward re
pairing the fence Of the graveyard declined
saying. II subscribed toward improvin
that buryin' ground nigh on to 40 years
ago. aud my family hain't had no benefit
from il vet.
Daughter" said a fond parent the
other day. II thought you hated stiney
people. aud yet your young man -"''Why,
pa. who said he was stingy?' "Oh, no.
body, replied pa, Gully could SEQ MS
passed through the room that he was lit
tie close.
Success rewards persistent effort. ey'
en- with gun that won't 60 of. Oliver
Cbilds attempted TO shoot mad dog. The
gun missed fire He then raisel the
weapon and knocked the dog on the head
with the breech. The gun went off and
killed Chilas.
Have you ever tried the faith cureg
asked long haired, sallow.fsced stranger
addressing gentleman who sat behind
him in Broeklyn street car. II have.
was the reply, do you believe lin iig'
Il do. MAY ask. then, OF what 20,
were curedg. Certainly, of my faith"
Answers /, Correspondents. Lilly III
s.. Monmouth. III. Would you be 81
kidd as TO give me receipt for = bake,
plum puddingi' Certainly, Lilly. certain
~. Send on your baked PLAN pudd ng
aud well send you u receipt by return
mail Could you send three cent siaml
% cover pos,ageg
"a succession Of ,lireful sirieks is Ia al
on the iirsi floor Fond mother ''N la
is the matter with Bllly2' Colorcd sci, An
"Piesse man. he is crying abont jews
berries Mother "Iie cant have an,
more; br has ad four sancerfuls slr,a iy
Dem Is Dc barry ones he is wloorin,
about Hes al swclIed M
- Connecticut laan has invented ma
chime iof couDiiug monty Editors hay'
Long irli the want Of some such iabor-sav
10Y machinery. And nos IL the Connect
cut maa sill put an attachment on hi
mAchsae 20 euAble man TO get money a
fsst ae lss ean conni. he eau sell the na
chine ur seson dollars add a half.
~ Toe grandmother Of a little -four ea
old Lsi been telling her one day no .,
say people lied. bat rather that the, scr,
mistaken Her grandmother. TO anau~,
her ioll her bear story which 49,
ioagh ons 10 leiisve, After she had bn
islirl the little eirl looked mp in her fac'
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