Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1883-07-27
Local Breriifes.

Local Brcriffes.
light charge-the gas bill.
Before you bicycles tricycles.
cool million Is &C ice thing.
dry season-salt on a pretzel.
heated term--"Hot as blazes."
School for the t'bliLd" Poker.
Dealing 10 futures-fortune-t
Buds Of Promise-ninety days notes.
A model ins,itu,ion-the patent Office.
Good judges are invariably good Fighters.
stag party is talking Of a trip to Norfolk
Miss Hattie Prescott is visiting Miss Lizzie
Mitchell.
Towson offers the best inducements in the
dry goods line.
tits better to be up with the lask than Down
with the measles.
The new house Of Mr. L. r. Dement,, La
Plata is fast nearing completion.
The long headed politician, George Cotton,
Esq, vas 10 town Tuesday.
DR.. VIM. R. Wilmer has been sojourning in
the county afew da this week
The County Levy has been prepared by the
clerk, and win appear in print next issue.
An unhappy marriage is like an electric
G..s -
let go.
Il the wages of sin is death some old sinners
we know of are long time drawing their
salary.
The average girl with big hat loaded
with flowers and feathers seems all head till
you talk to her.
An English ferryman ends up his list Of
tolls thus: Asses and bicycles, Cd" This
is rather rough.
Misses Angie and Maria Cotton will leave
Monday for a four weeks trip to Capon Springs
and Niagara.
Reads Grand Datchess Cologne is the
sweetest perfumery in America and you II
md the most lasting, ii sells for 20 cents per
bottle and is kept at Howard Bros, CUx's
Station. ap 2O-lm
Mr.. John T. Barber, teacher Of public school
No. |, 4th Election district has received an
appointment In U. S. Signal Service.
Mrs. Willie Mills, with her little hoy, arrived
in the county Saturday, on visit to her rel
atives.
Jessie W Ritter, former Blacksmith for Mr..
G. F. Hayden, Coxs Station, Las been APP
pointed fireman on the evening train Of the
b. &P. r. R.
. Christ Church in this town has been appro.
priately draped in mourning in memory Of the
deceased prelate, the late Bishop Pinkney.
The cannery was to have begun operations
Tuesday Whether it did SO or not, we have
been unable to ascertain.
Mr. g. W. Carpenter. Jr.. has raised bail
to the extent of 81, $50. In few days it is
expected his friends will make up the def !
cheney and he will be released
Attend the grand atf,ir to he given by
Henry Bror l. Co at Lower Cedar Point,
Friday August 3rd.
Reads three minute headache and neural |
gia cure is almost a monarch for the headache, |
neuralgia, rheumatism or any acute pain |
L l. Ill. Il a.rl,S
SITS, Baltimore, Nd, pr'prietors Of Read
Grand Duchess Cologne. ap 20-lm
The County Commissioners have purchased |
for the use OF the two Assoriate Judges, two
new chairs Something similar to the one here
tofore I,rbyi,letf for the Chief JuaM'
According to az aaesllg eight parts in ten
Of the human blood consists of pure water
This seems to leave very nil margin for
whiskcy
When Henry was counting Sarah he used TO
boast that he had boss girl; now that he
is married he finds that he his 'boss" hut |
he never mentions it,
Remember this If during dry weather. YOU
begin to water plants, the watering must be
continued until rain comes immediately
thereafter, rs soon as the soil about the plants
is dry enough, it should be broken up and
melowed
The duration of kiss has been found to be
from half second to one and quarter min
ltes, according to whether you are kissing
your wife or the hired girl. In the case Of
young couple it depends upon the proximit,
of pa at that interesting moment. ue
A Wonderful discovery three
minute headache and neuralgia cure is the
wonder of the 10th century rs hundreds upon
hundreds of our hest citizens have beea cured
in lwo minutes OF intense neg ralgia and sick
headache, after using eve 'ything they could
hear OF, and trying all the doctors in vain
Reads three minute headache cure sells for
70 cents and is kept at our friend, Howard
Brothers. april 20-lm
The Russian Hebrew Coionies.-A
correspondent OF the, Sun, writing from At
lantic City, states that the colony of Russian
Hebrews established in this county, was not
started under the auspices of any society, but