The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-09-27
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Issaianiils Il masi he becsuss u possss-
New HAD,shire dos ~ ,ifk from
liiue 3 wsmp bome dogs aoHf iSos
sesagh - less en- orer risbt
4I sa.h. said Wild yopns msr.
.si.si Wy binhaay .as usoissh leagsr
.kssy sober. sald b.. iriead. isnd q slii
ssa @ ~ sea-
-whI should lady A. u shs ssnn
/, saaene Ia .ohsfcht Why. she should
take sou.e cayenne pepper 20 church siis
hsf. aasi lni'sle aons
'I'lee.x 10 give me someihiss, af.
.sys q. ga 900 SD ~ bad bIied ehaIa;
q. 49, as tsegy means ~ subsisienos, and
iss pcos boy b.s recovered hm slsht n
Rss fsnay bil her tongue one day
sal oaHs ~ FuAGg btiefly. What ~
nv atsd lef mother "oh. Mamma, shs
sohl.ed. my teeth stepped 90 my tongue
A sArsn. has discovered that man de-
.eesaed 1rom ille bear, Wa have heard
l.eiofe tat MAD aseendsd frum We bees.
saa have been .ho~n the trees where ~
occurred.
Yes, my 500. IL 10 very commendsbis
10 YOU that you should wish 10 ses the
world, but remember. there are better
ways Of sea.ns u thsn roash W. bcssou
of . rambler,
- Shaker. sid Canal stssst eloshier
10 his son Friday morning. marx up eb.
cry dlnss 3 ca.~orier Of q tollsr. aud ! put
ont sign, Trade dollars taken here vor
hundred cents.
He invented tail weight 10 put on
bis eow. The nrst msde--s small iron
ball.-wasn'i heavy enough 10 bold her
tail down, hut il broke bis jaw. He lives
10 Camden. \. ].
-Neighbor Your family looks con.
tented and happy" Mo,her--"fes, the
boys are happy because they're through
with their shipping and the girls are hap
by because they didn't get any"
--when you get pretty well mp on the
White Mountains /, is said you can often
look below you and see rain storm. II
must be decidedly healthy place. A
man don't feel under the weather there
you knos.
An exchange says sleepless people
and there are many 10 America should
court the sun. That would seem TO be
the correct thing as il is counting the
daughter tina, robs 50 many people Of their
righ,tul qnota Of sleep
81 Louis has tie politest lawyer in
the conntry. A long and terrific peal Of
thunder hsd stopped him 10 the midst Of
an address TO the jury, and, resumiug. he
bowed courteonsly aud said Gentlemen,
please ~ o. tbu inserruptiou.f' w
a man whose Vi lie was sten suddenly
III, hssieh I'd 70 aphysician. sho immsdi-
aiely r,spdnleJ. What ID the matter
with her d6c,ory' II fear she has lock.
jaw. "Lockjawl Well. doctor. you may
as veil let her run along that way for
few hours"
Maria. observed Mr. Holcomb. as
be was putting on his clothes there amt
no patch on them brooches yet" II cant
fix IL nov nohow." "Wel, give me the
patch then. ADD III carry il around with
me | dou't want people TO think | cant
afford the cloth. !"
Lady Caiaret. wife Of the lord lieu
tenant u Ireland. one day remarked TO
Dean Swift "rhe air OF your conntry is
excellent Ssiit Immediately fell down
on his kaoes aud exclaimed For heavens
sake. madame, don't say SO in England. or
they'll lay tax on II
"A clergy man in Tennessee ia known
as the satisfying preacher" Whenever
church begins 10 grow tired Of its regular
pastor. NJ '.ssthfyisg prsash6f" = sent
for. Anaso atrociousIy bsd u We tIlat u.
Ter hearing hin once q t~ics the ccngre
CATION is entirely .satlsHed' TO Keep the
pastor i has.
III feel so worried about Charles,
sighed Mrs wilfhusband. SITS getting
lata. sure enough" said sister Kate, look
ing al the clock; ''but guess nothing I'M
usual has happened. That is What
ire,s me, replied Mrs. wildhusband. Il
am afraid that some thing usual has hnp
pencil to Charles. F"
Mrs. A.. who is Of jealous turn, 10
Miss b., who is no longer in the heyd-s Of
her youth; WHY. Miss b.. vas il !on
saw talking 80 ooulileatialIy 70 my bus
band ou the hotel piazza this morninsg
thought ii was some Young lady aud begal'
10 ba jealous. bn, icel quits relieved io
find II VAS only yon,
~ sce you've go, coIored servant
girl. said Souiervile man 10 anoth'r
the other day. Yes was the reply, ''you
see my s,sr~ srsi.s oui in Csii.ornia hrr
Just lost Der husband. 20 wchAd to 90 into
moyAiag and 80 discharged our wbilel
giri aud hired colored one She kind IL !,
harmouixes with the mourning, as i'll
we're,
Nov, J0hn, sad the father Of tie
city family 10 the father OF the country
family. 'se HAYS been spending all snu..
meg sub yol, aal as some sort Of recon-,
pease ~e are going 10 have some amateur y
shealricals Ard give You farewell benefit. =
mo ,hAnkee. Charles" was the rcpl ]
don't Wal. TO do that The farewell snil
he bcnen, enough for the.
II Is related that when the trottinp q