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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

'In choosing allies, look to their
power as we'll as to their will to aid
you" In choosing remedy for
bowel, liver and kidney diseases, try
Kidney-Wort, and you will never
regret it. II you are subject to ague
you must be sure to keep your liver,
bowels and xidneys in good free con
dition. When SO, you will be safe
from all attacks.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
To the Sick and Afflicted
AND ESPECIALLY
Those Suffering from Debility,
Nervous PrOsirati0n, Loss Of
Vitality, Sexual Inllrmities, 8
Etc, Etc.

Il e
TUNuE GREAT NREp THOSE IAvE. who ars
Il physician who comprehend
their ailments and successfully treat thena
The general rrss,esss . = not @ sass1 @ !. nss s.nss Sa
left 10 the specialist. who by education, long pTae-
tice, thorough knowledge aud comprehensive mnd, u
prepared 70 curo them.
DR. ,. {, Y0uNG 4s
Opened his uaw celebrated Institute IN 1880 for the
purpose of affording the afflicted the certainty Ut
honorable Ana skiinl treatment and perfect and
permanent restoration, and ior ovor so years II has
sustained the first rank not only upon this Coast but
throughout the civilized world.
am aware that BY dwelling upon 20 unInsislng
subject as the decay of sexual slgur the ignorant
may axporsa my motive but the desire 10 Inform
those who suffering through igaorancs, aud
se SSp ssn ~ ss Ssd ar NOT ony har,nS themselves 70
an unlmdy grave, but giving sexual weakness -
an inheritance future generations, l. too grcat an
incentive TO permit mo 70 be silent. As
symptoms. eas
II You are suiering from night laases nervousness,
weaknesses. confusion of mind, slight oAaos when
under eselseas variable temper, gsmelins pslsss
abuse even In tho slightest particular soa are suffer
ing nom tho
Dread Enenay OF Human Life.
And should not hesitate 70 seek Al once health ana
happiness In 4 cure.
CURES GUARANTEED. FEES MODERATE
I CONSULTATION BY LETTER OR OTHERWISE
Free.
Exclusively Vegetable Remedies Used.
LAnIEs-You are especially liable 70 suffering
i from aervious pFostratian. All your peculiar cum
/ plants are nervous In their orgin and hence you
suffering are terribly depressing or insxprossibe
keen. The Doctor In his researches aud practice O
/ nervous troubles has made yoar organization
special study and Is thus enabled from bis expert
/ enee aud knowledge 70 aid aud cure y0u IN any .
the troubles weakness, distrcssing aud suaerings
which . you are liable.
/ Ra-fou will Hnd in the Doctor friend npoa
whom you can rUpiy for comfort, aid and cure
RF Yeung's Female Remedies have al
| tanned reputation for efficiency uncquAed ly all
medicine, or medical prescription ever oasred
| They can be sent By mail ~ exIrvsa.
| Those desiring personal cAru and attention O.
have al necessary accommodations furnished.
/ Letters.
| Those who eAa not visit the city eau BY RiFin
| their symptoms In their way, raeelxs adyie.
and when scsirel trcatulngt st home vita every q
suranee Of cure.
LETTERS RETURNED or DESTROYED.
| Address,
/ nc. ). &. YouNc.
/ Medical Institute,
San Francisco. Feb. gi. Isss
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

Fremont. Ohio, Jan 25th, 1881.
DR.. b. J. KENDALL and Co., Gents 81 think IL my
duty 70 render you my thanks for benefits and profits
which have derived from your Invaluable aud far
famed SPAWN Cure. Ny cousin and / had valuable
stallion, worth $1,000 which had very bad SPAWN
and was pronounced by four eminent veterinary
geons, beyond any cure and that the horse done
for ever. As last resort advised my cousin to try
bottle Of Kendalrs SPAWN Cure. 1t had a magical
effect, the third bottle cured 1t and the horse is as
well as ever. DIR. Dick Of Edinburgh the eminent
veterinary surgeon was an uncle OF mine, and take
great Interest In assisting his profession.
Yours truly,
JAMES 4. WILTON, Civil Engineer.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
NERVOUS DEBILITY. /.
4 SURE CURE GUARANTEED.

nR. 2 C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT.
II y meut. specific for Hyxteria, Dizziness, Con-
vulsions, Nervous Headache, Mental Depression
Loss CT Memory, SpermafaTnnea- ImpoteHey, In
voluntary emissions, premature old age, caused by
eTeT-exeFtion, sef-zbuse or over-induigence which
leads - misery, decay and death One box will cure
Resent Illness Each box contains one month =
treatment one dollar box. six boxes for fiye
dollars sent hy mail prepaid on receipt Of price
We guarantee six boxes 70 cure ans case. Win
each order received By for six boxes accompanied
with five dollars, viii sesd the purchaser our
written guarantee 20 return the money the treat
Elent does not elect cure Guarantees Issued
only by
wo0DARD. CLARKE & co,
wholesale and Retail Druggists, Portland, oregon.
Orders By mail At regular prices.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
KendaIl's SPAWN Cure.

Wilton, Minu., Jan. Ilth, 1881.
B. J. KEsDALL and Co., Gents Having got 3
horse book Of you by mail year ago, the contents
Of which persuaded me 70 try KendalPs SPAWN Cure
ON the hind leg Of Of my horses which was badly
swooen and could not be reduced by any other Tee-
dy, got two bottles Of KeBdslps SPAWN Cure u
Preston and Ludduth, Druggists Of Waseca, which
completely cured my horse About five years ago
had three year old colt sweenied very badly.
r0welliBg and must say 10 your credit that the colt
Is entirely cured which is surprise not only to my
self but also to my neighb0Ts. You sent me the
book for the tFifing gum Of Is cents aud II could
not get another alike 1t would not take twenty five
dollars for It.
Yours truly
GKo
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

Wagner was head shorter than his
wife. He cften wore velvet coat and
breeches, black silk stockings, and fine
lace at neck and wrist. The rooms the
family used were never cleaned or dust
ed while they were at home. A scene
from one of his operas is frescoed on tho
front of his house in Baireuth, in which
his wife's face is seen. His object in
life was to make mnsios itself dramatic.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

White 10 play and mate in two moves.
This is a fse problem. Solutions TO
this problem must bo sept in not later
than April goth. m
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

sLydia T. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound ranks first as curative agent In
all complaints peculiar to women.
W HY WILL YOU cough when shIloh's
Cure viii give immediate relief Price 10
50cts. .andsI.
SHILoH'S CURE WILL Immediately
relieve Group, whooping cough aud
bronchitis.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

The man who knows nothing of
Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham and her SOW
ereign remedy for women Is wanted
for juryman. The fact clearly
proves that he does not read the pa
pers.-N. II. Register.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

CATARRH CURED, healthand sweet
breath secured by Shiloh's Csiarrh Rene
dy. Price 80 cents Nasal Injector Tree.
THAT HACKING COUGH can be 40
quickly cured by shiloli's Cure. We guar
anieo IT,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
The Great English Rene

i a never falling cure for
Nervous Debility. Seminal
Weakness, Exhausted VI.
eality, SpeEmatarrh0a,
L0Sr MANHOOD. I'm.
potency, Paralysis. and all
terrible effects of SELF
Abuse, youthful iollies and
excuses In niaiurer years
such as Loss of Memory,
Lassitnde, EusiSsian. Aver
sion 10 Society. ninaness af
Vision, Noises IN the Head;
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
TouaNEY PROBLEM no.

White 10 play and mate IN three poyeg.
SOLUTIONS.
Tourney No. s. A. Binding.
Tourney No. 10, DR.. J. T.. Kirkpat-
rack and Clifton Kirkpatrick.
From examination we find Tourney
problem No. Q, was not correctly print
ted. The truc problem in as follows :
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miser-
ahlo by that terrible cough. Shiloh's
Cure Is the remedy for you.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
DIV. /.

the vital ald passing anOherved into the urine, and
many others diseases leading to insanity and death
DR. MENTEE wIil agFse 70 forfeit Five Hundred
Dollars for . case al this Kind the Vital ResioFa.
live (under his seoal advice and treatment viii not
eure or for anything impure or Injurious found Ia
IT, DR. Mintie treats all private diseases successfully
without mercury. Consultation free. Thorough
animation and advice including analysis II urine. -
Price Of Vital Restorative, S. bottle, or four times
the quantity S0 sent 20 any address upon receipt of
price c. O. D. obscure from observation and In pri
yafe il desired, by DR. A. Z. MINTiE, IL kearney
street, san Francisco, Cal.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

WILL YOU SUFFER with aDyspepsi
and Liver Complaint? ShIloh's vitalizer
Is guaranteed 10 cure you.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
II do not advertise p

nanhoOd IN all is complications and from whatever
cause produced. II enriehes and puTitles the blood
strengthens she nerves, bEaln muscles. dgeston re-
productive or,ans and physical and mental faculties
IL stops any unnatural dehiltating drain npon The
system, preventing involuntary losses. dehihtating
saroceive 10 mind and body IL Is sure elisnnator
ol all kidney and bladder oonplasnt lt contains no
injurious ingredients To those sutsernd from the
evil effects Of youthful indisoreons, speedy. thor.
oussh and pernianea at cure Is GUARANTkhD, Price
So SO per botte or Ave bottles in ease with tuil dt
rectoae and advice, Slo. Sent secure nom ebserya
ton any address upon receipt of price, or & o. d.
- Il H. a
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

RFER IA EIhl1 Ths -. DIcTf,JSsARYzz .. -,
psntrli ii rFrpald 4
sfr- sigi-fsgs nims,rss. La erslrs fssJ fsrs sr
Wtp year. sd 81 80 ouy 90 poS.aesatEmpa c1G
- HSasy-Otdrr. NOV 10 the tinseI
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

seminal Weakness, night losses by dreams, PIN
PIES ga the face and loss 0f manhood can positively be
cured The sick and afflicted should NOS fail TO call
upon him. The Doctor has Travelled extensively In
Europe, and inspected thoroughly the various aesuf-
tas there obtaining great deal Of valuable inroFra
tlon which ne lscompeent 70 inpart those IN need
of his seryices- DIX. GIBBoN viii make no charge
unless ne eject cure Persons at distance NAY
BIZ StkED AT HOME. All COZ ununieatjons
Strictly confidential You see no one bu the Doctsr
sena ten dollars for package Of medicine. Persons
Nrlhg 70 the Doctor S please state the name Of the
paper they see TINS advertisement in. Charges rea-
sonable. Call or write. Address DIR J. n GfHR0N
Box 1857, San Francigeo vIsnza
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

o. Dresses, cloaks, coats, stockings
and al garments can be colored sue
cessfully with the Diamond Dyes.
Fashionable cOlora. Only l0c.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

Tsa4ss lsf t-ssr xas ds Eassss<s = G AZ -.
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r Y.CEIsT.
FROM THE ONEONFA PRESS. n. Y.

ODeonta, New York, Jan. 6th, 1881.
Early last summer Messrs B. J. Kendall and Co., Of
EDOsburg Falls VI, made contract with the pub
fishers Of the @Press" for half column advertisement
for one year setting forth the merits Of Ksndafs
SPAWN Cure. At the same time We secured from the
hTm quantity Of books, entitled Dr. keDdalIs Trea~
rise on the Horse and his Diseases which Civ
ing 20 advance paying subscribers 70 the Press"
premium.
About the time the advertisement first appeared In
this paper Hr. p. @. Schermerhonl, who BESIDES
Golfers had spawned horse. He read the adyeF.
tisement and concluded TO test the efficacy Of the
remedy, although his friends 1ughed at his credulity
he bought bottle of KendaIPs SPAWN Cure and
meneed using Il on the horse accordance with the
directions, and he informed us this week that Il ef-
fected such complete cure that an expert horse
man, who examined the animal recently could find
no trace Of the sayn or the place where t had been
located. ar Schermerborn has SINCE secured copy
with at ahy price, provided he could not obtain an
other copy. So much for advertising reliable articles
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

DIR, Miutie's kidney Remedy, Nephretieum. cures
al kinds Of kidney and bladder complaints gonorTh0a
gieet leouehorThoa. For sale hy all druggists, II
bottle or SIX hotties for $.
DIR. Mintis D1ndeau Pills are the best and cheap
eSt Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market For
sale By AL druggists.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06

Sample bottle freeE Seat on anplication by etter
stating symptom. sex aud age. Communications
strictly confidential,
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.Thls great strength.

This great strength.
ening remedy and nerve
ltonic Is the legitimate re-
|snlt OF oyer twenty years
Iot practical experience,
land cuFps with uptailihg
certainty Nervous and
physical debility, semi
'aAl weakness. spermator-
Irlooa, pro : taterrhoea,
Emissions, ON po tency,
|axhausted vitality, pre-
snature decline and loss Of
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1883-04-06
.KendaH's SPAWN Care

s sure in its effects mild in Its action as It does not
blister, yetit is penetrating aud powerful to reach
every deep seated pain any bony growth or
otner enargements such spayfns. splints curbs,
ealous spraiHs, sweings and any lameness and EN-.
iargements OF the joints or limbs or for rheumatism
Ia man and for any purpose for which liniment Is
used for man or beast II is known 70 be the
best Iiniment for man ever used, acting mild and
yet certain in It's effect
Send address for illustrated Circular which we
think gives positive proof Of its virtues No remedy
has ever met with such unqualified success 10 our
knowledge, for beast as well as man,
Price 81 per bottle or six bottles for S.. All Drug
any address on receipt Of price by the propretors
Dr. 3. J. KENDALL and Co., Enosburgh Falls, Vt.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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DIR. Q. o. sALFIELD,

ste Aearney ST.. san Franctseos Saa
Consultations strictly confidential by letter or at
offse FgEF far the eanvonienee of patients and In
orer insure pc feet secrecy have addopted pri
sAio address under which all packages forwarded
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KEKDALL's SPAWN CURE


HAMILTON. No., June 18th. 1881.
Il. J. KESDALL d co.,-Gents This ia % certify
that | have used Ksndaifs SPAWN Cure aud have
found Il Tn be all IL Is recommended 20 be aud In
fact more too have removed by using the above /:
ehee1ully testify and Teeamuend IL 70 be the best
thing for any bony substance have used and !
have tried many a. / have male that my Etu5y for
years
Respectfully yours,
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20 ~ .2~VS5 free. Adress sTIEsoS & Co.
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TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.

Sufficient 10 show its merits win be sent tn any one
applying hy letter, stating hrs symptoms and age.
Communications strictly confidential,
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To the Unfortunate!
DR.. GIBBONS
Dispensary.

goo KRARNY ST..
OHs1 coTBey u CONNER.
eial Street, San Francisco.
Established in 1854, for
the treatment Of Sexual
and Seminal Diseases, sueh
a. G0uoFFhea, elect,
Structure, syphilis in al
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Read PROOF OFWOHDERFULCURES

GEO. MATHEWS.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1883-03-01
An Unfinished Poem by Bryant.
From the March Century,

From the March Century.]
The reader of Mr.. Bryant's poems viii
readily remember the many verses ad
dressed to his wife, such as "Oh Fairest
of the Rural Maids" written about th,
time of their marriage; "The Future
Life" speculating as to the union o.
their spirits in the world to come; the
"Sick-Bed," describing an illness; THE
Life That Is," rejoicing in recovery
"The Twenty-seventh of March, THE
birthday of Mrs. Bryant; October, 1865,
descriptive of her death and burial; and
MAY Evening"" gentle reference to
her loss. But in addition to these, we
learn from Mr.. Godwiu's Forthcoming
biography of the poet, a fragment was
| found among his papers, which recalls
her memory in very tender way, seven
years after her death. The lines were
unfinished and uncorrected; but we can
not refrain from giving them as they
were writtsn-dated "Roslyn, 1879
The morn hath not the glory that it
wore,
Nor doth the day so beautifully die.
Since can call thee to my side no more,
To gaze upon the sky.
For thy dear hand, with each return of
spring,
l sought in sunny hooks the flowers
she gave;
l seek them still, and sorrowfully bring
The choicest to tl-y grave.
Here, where 1 sit alone. is sometimes
heard,
From the great world, whisper of
nay name,
Joined. hsply, to some kind, commend
ing word,
By those whose praise is fame.
And then, as if thought thou still vert
nigh,
turn me, half forgetting thou art
dead,
To read the gentle gladness in thine eye
That once l might have read.
l turn, but see thee not; before my eyes
The image of hillside mound ap
pears
Where all of thee that passed not to the
skies
Was laid with bitter tears.
And 1, whose thoughts go back to hap
pier days
That fled with thee, would gladly now
resign
All that the world can give of fame and
praise
For one sweet look of thine.
Thus, ever, when l read Of generous
deeds,
Such words as thou didst once delight
to hear,
My heart is wrung with anguish as it
bleeds
To think thou art near.
And now that can talk no more with
thee
OF ancient friends and days too fair
to last,
A bitterness blends with the memory
or all that happy past.
Oh, when /
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1883-03-01
How They Voted.

The final vote in the United States
Senate upon the tariff bill shows the rel
ative positions of the two great parties
upon this national question. Sixty one
of the seventy-six Senators holding seats
in that body were present at the time of
taking the vote, thirty-three of whom
were Republicans and twenty eight
Democrats. Although number of Re
publican Senators disapproyed certain
portions of the bill, the metal schedule
in particular. yet with Que single excep
tion they voted in body for it as an en-
tirety. They did so on the ground that
the public interest would best be sub
served by a final disposal of the tariff
agitation, and also with the hope that
any existing errors weuld be remedied
by the House of Representatives, or by
conference committee of the two
houses. Senator Mitchell, Of Pennsyl-
vania, who is a high protectionist, voted
with the Democrats against the bill be-
cause of the reduction of the duties on
iron and steel. Of the twenty-eight
Democrats present nineteen, or about
two-thirds, voted dead against the bill.
These men represented the free trade
sentiment of the party, and had fought
the bill at every step. The ten Demo
cratic Senators who voted in the affirm
ative either represented tariff States or
some one particular interest pertaining
to their constituents which needed pro-
lection. This analysis of the vote fur
nishes the country with additional
proof Of the untrustworthiness of the
Democracy on question Of such vital
Importance as the tariff All through
the discussion upon the bill they labored
hard to reduce the duties to a point
which would give as little protection as
possible to home manufactures, and did
their utmost to delay and defeat final
action by the present Congress. They
are now upon record as against the bill,
and have shown by their action that
nothing short of a low wages tariff can
or will receive their suaction. The ira
ditions of their party favor free trade,
and they have shown their consistency
by standing up for the Traditions al
though in SO doing they have discarded
the protective teachings of jefferson
and Jackson.-(Cleveland Leader.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1883-03-01

THE New York Herald's Washington
correspondent pays the following tribute
to the President: "Mr. Arthur has made
a clean and business-like administration;
he has not crowded the offices with his
favorites; he has not shown resentment
toward his.opponents; he is on good
terms with both parties in Congress, as
the Chief Executive ought to be. he ad
vises freely with the best and most ex
perienced men of his party, and has
their confidence and esteem; in an en-
tirely unobtrusive way he has done
more for reform Of the civil service by
his own attitude toward ofice-seekers
and office-seeking than many of bis pre-
decessors taken together. 1t is no slight
gain to oward decency, at any rate, that
the White House no longer welcomes
and encourages delegations of the Office
seeking tribe, and that the Chief Execu-
tive no longer regards the dealing with
intrigues for place as the chief of his
employments and duties, as has too often
been the case, under previous admins
trationS:"
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1883-03-01
Loss of Confidence.

A Shepherd was eating his dinner be-
side spring when a Wolf walked out
of the Forest and coolly inquired:
well, how is the Wool and Mutton
business?"
pretty fair" replied the astonished
Shepherd.
~ have to tell you," continued the
Wolf" that the Hyenas have formed y
plot to break into your Sheep-fold to-
night, and to offer my services as Pri-
yate Watchman."
"You are ever so kind to give me this
warning"
And you just leave the gate open and
90 to bed feeling perfectly safe. The first
Hyena who comes fooling around your
Mutton will find his heels breaking his
neck"
After some further conversation it
was agreed that the gate should be left
open and that the Wolf should stand
guard.
Darkness was scarcely an hour old
when a great outcry was heard at the
Fold and the Shepherd ran out and dis
covered the Wolf in a Trap he had set
within the Pen.
''Is this the kind Of confidence you had
in me?" howled the Wolf as he strug-
gled to get free.
81 had plenty of confidence in you"
replied the Shepherd, "but more in the
Trapi Prepare to die!'
MORAL:
Don't lend both horse and saddle 20
the same person.-Detroit Free Press.