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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
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DuRrSa his rambles this season. our Mr.. M. has
taken upon himself the task Of satisfying our numer
ous Foaders that goods manufactured In
our goody city Of Roger Mi illaims, are Of as high
grade and q, ano in quality as DO produced In any
spot on the globe. Especially is this 30 when the
sked Ph rmaolst OF hany years experience resolves
70 from tho anest botanical specimens Of tho
vegetable world the most potent cure for special
disease In proof Of his assert that Providence H.
H. affords tho BEST he relates interview with ac-
qua.ntance given him whle jourping temporarily
at her residence. She says: "About year suffered
severely with rheumatism In my Limbs and Neuralgia
In tho h,aj which endured two three months with
as much patience as possible being under the treat
ment OF TN excellent doctor, and trying many kinds
OF medicine without any marked effect At last
medical friend advised me to try Hunts Remedy be.
cause he attributed my severe suffer ng to the bad
condition OF my kidneys. which were not performing
their proper functions aud commenced taking and
In few days tho neuralgia had departed my headache
had entirely dlsappearod. the swelling In my limbs
and joints had gone and have not had touch Of 1t
since More recently l was troubled with impurity
OF tho BLOOD which showed itself In severe eruptions
on my face. again r:sorted TO Hunts Remedy, and
after taking 1t short time completely cured Of
that complaint Hunts Remedy has proved very
benehcia to mo In attacks Of sIok headache which It
always alleriates and notice the improvement as
soon as take the Remedy. This sIemedy has
strengt cnng clements for 1t has made mo feel much
stronger, and has boon very beneficial to my general
health most earthly recommend 1t to all sufferers
ike myself. ,-s.
Mrs. L. q. TANNER No. l38 Pearl St
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
The Bad and Worthless

are never initiated or counte,Jefted. This ia
especially true of family medicine, and it ia
postiVe proof that the remedy initiated Ia of the
nighest value. AS soon as 1t had been tested
ana proved by the whole world that Hop Bltters
was the puresl, best and most valuable family
meoieiho On earth, many limitations sprung up
anu began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country mad expressed the
merits OF II. b. and In every way trying to In
duce suffering tnvalids to use their stuff instead.
expecting to mako money on the credit and GOOD
name OF II. Many others started nostrums
put up IN similar style to II. b., With yarlously
Devised names in which the word "Hop," or
Hops" were used In way to induce people
10 oeiieVe they were the same as Hop BItters.
All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
What their style or name ID, AMI especially those
with the word "Hop' or "Hops" In their name
or IN any way connected with them or their name.
are limitations or counterfeits Beware of them.
Tonch none OF them use nothing h,t genuine
Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster OF green
nop on the white label. Trust nothing else.
IN mutations or COuntericita.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
HUMOROUS.

HIS burrows long enough: A land
ageat wanted Kentucky farmer to
emigrate to Dakota, as he was not maxi
Ing his living in the old Common wealth.
What inducements do you offer ."
asked the farmer. eve have the rioh-
est lands, the finest wheat, the best wa
ter, the fattest stock aud tie biggest
farms in the world" eyes," doubtingly
interrupted the farmer. "Why, man,
on one OF those big farms they plow a
furrow five miles long" '.What %
"They plow furrow five miles long. ="
''That ends it, stranger. Don't talk
Dakota to me It's all I can do to plow
one Of these little ffty-yard burrows
here in Kaintucky, and if it was five
miles long. never would got to the end
OF IT. Gee, whoa. Buck, glt up there II
and he started across the patch. leaving
the agent sitting on the fence.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

*T"Slow and steady wins the race. -
steadily, but not slowly, Ki1uey- Wort ls
oistancng all competition for universal
popularity and usefulness. This celebra-
teo remedy can now he obtained In the
usual dry vegetable form, or IN LIQUID
form. II Is put up in the latter way for
the especial convenience of those who
cannot readily prepare 1t. It Will be found
very concentrated and will act with equal
Gil l'iency in either form. Read ADVERTISE
ment.
9Fas Every color of the Diamond DYES
Is perfect. See the samples OF the oolorcd
clcth at the drugg,sts. Uuequalled for
brilliancy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

PnANTATIoN philosophy: De human
family is 30 filed w1d pride In life dat
de desire nr show does not stop at
death. Use often knowed women ter
perfess 'ligion on dar death. bed an den
tell what colored dress dey wanted to
be buried in. Ef It tucks as much OBJ q
struggle ter git drunk as it does ter cit
sober I neber would hab laid out in de
rain all night. De machinery oh dis
hfe is a mighty contrary arrangement.
De thing dat yer oughtenter do is mighty
easy, but de thing yer cughter com
plish is powerful hard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

WHILE Mrs. Siddons was playing one
night an obstinate man in the crowded
pit insisted upon standing up. A dis.
turbance took place which threatened
to become row. It was, however, ar
rested by the witty II 'nry Erskine
Coming to the front tf his box, e
quietly said, yet so as to he heard bv
all: PRAY. excuse the gentleman, don't
you see 1t is only tailor resting him.
self ?" The effect was magical. A burst
OF laughter put every one III good hu.
NOR, and the obstinate man took Lis
seat.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Messrs Editors -
Tho above Is good likeness Of Mrs. Lydia E. Pink
ham, OF Lynn Mass who above all othor human ben2a
may be truthfuly called tho "Dear Friend Of Wonann
as sono Of her correspondents love to call her. She
Is zealousy devoted to her work. which Is tho outcome
OF ltfe-study, and is obliged to keep six lady
assistants to help her large correspondence
which daily in upon her. each bearing its special
burden Of suffering, or JOY at release from It, Her
Vegetable Compound is a medicine for good and not
evil purposes. haye personally Investigated 1t and
am satisfied of tho truth OF this.
On account Of its proven meris. IL Is recommended
and by the best physicians in the country
Ono saysi at works like charm and savcs much
pain. 1t will cure entirely tho worst form Of falling
of the uterus Leucorrhoea, irregular and painful
Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
liberation, Foodings, all Displacemonts and tho
sequcnt spinal weakness is especially adapted to
tho Change Of Lifen
Itpcrmeatcs every portion Of tho system, and gves
now life and vfgor. 1t removes faintness Hatulency,
destroys all craving for stImuants and relieves weak
ness Of the stomach. It Bloating, Headaches,
Nervous Prostraton, General Debility Sleeplessness,
Depression and Indigestion Tint feeling OF bearing
down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always
permanently cured by its 1t will at oil times, and
under oil circumstances net in harmony with the law
that governs the female system.
only al bottle six for 8 and is sold by
druggists Any advice required to special cases. and
the names OF who have been restored to perfect
health by the Of tho Vegetable Compound can be
obtained by addressing Mrs p, with stamp for reply
at her homo In Lynn, Mass
For Kidney Complaint of either this compound Is
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
"Mrs. Pinkham's Liver Pills." says ono writer "are
the best IN the ,cor!d for tho euro Of Constipation
Biiiousness and Torpid!ty Of the liver. Her Blood
Purifier works wonders in its special line and bids
to equal the Compound In Its popularity
All must respect her Angel Of Mercy whose sole
ambition IS to do good to others.
PhiindeNhia. Pa. CD Mrs. A. NJ. d.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
Voice Of tho People.

II. ". PIERCE, M. D., Buffalo, N. Y:
had serious disease of the lungs, and
was for IL time confined to my bed and un-
der the care of IL physician. His prescrip-
tions did not help me, Igrew worse, cough
ing very severely. commenced taking
your "Golden Medical Discovery" and it
cured me. Yonrs respect ully,
JUDITH BURN EFT, HillSdale, Mich.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
MNIatie New Apain >,

Mrs. WIN. y. RYoKMAN, st. GATHERINGS,
Ont, says: "R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. "
have used .your 'Favorlte Prescription,
Golden Medical Discovery and PLEASANT
Purgative Pellets,' for the last three months
and find myself-(what shall say)-'made
4,ew again are tho only words that express
1T. [ was reduced to a skeleton, could not
walk across the floor without fainting, could
keep nothing in the shape of fool on my
stomach. Myself and friends had given up
oil hope, my immediate death seemed cor
tain. now live Ito tho surpri se of every
body) and am able to do my own work, )"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

THE Chtnaman who wrote poem on
grain of rice did very we'll, but Chien-
90 printer accomplished feat winch
sounded more remarkable. Ho took q
copy of Chicago paper. and, after can
ceiling all the accounts of divorces
murders and other crimes, reprinted
what was left of it on hree-ccnt-p icce,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

TEAoHER-"What bird did Noah send
ont OF the arkP" Smallest boy in the
class (after pause) e)-"Dove, SIR"
Ieacher-'Very we'll. But I should
have thought some of you big boys
would have known that" Tall pupil
please, sir, that boy ought to know,
sir, cause his fathers bird ketcher,
SIR"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

"HE has paid the debt of nature, !"
said minister to a man who inquired
after one of his pariRhioners: care you
sure OF that?' asked the man. "Oh,
yes; for was at the funeral" "Well,
I'm glad to hear that he paid it, for he
had been owing me seven dollars for q
barrel OF flour 30 long that had begun
to think he wouldn't pay anything.
Nature was mighty lucky, that's all I've
got to say."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

*Thosa who dcahcn sensation and stu
pcfy the patient 70 relieve suffering make
grave mistake. They proceed upon the
false idea that it Is legitimate to procure
relief from pam by destroying physical
senslblity. This mcthod carried to
the last eGtrenity. aOouid klit the 21a-
ticnt to end suOeran9. 1t is not presumed
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Corn
pouad will raise tho dead but it often docs
restore those who arc given up as hopeless
cases
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Necessity Ia the mother of lnven-
tion." Diseases of the liver, kidneys and
bowels brought forth that sovereign reno
dy Kidney Wort, which ls natures nor
NAL curative for all those dire complaints.
In either liquid or dry form IL Is a perfect
remedy for those terrible diseases that
cause 80 many deaths,
RsS" a pint of the finest INK for families
or schools can be made from ten. cent
package of Diamond Dyc. Try them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

THERE is nothing like strong common
sense. An Irish soldier went to his
station with the order to report anything
remarkable that had happened during
the night. A drunken fellow fell on
tho wall aud broke his neck, and no
report was made. Whom questioned
about it. Pat replied: "F'aith. and I
obeyed orders. If the man had fallen
of the wall and not broken his neck
should certainly have reported it,"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
Great Praise.

ALBERT q. MANN. OF Cottage Home, Ill.,. says: 81
have Deon prostrate for threo years with
kidney diseases ut times was not abe to put OH my
boots; my vito has often pull d them on for mo.
was not bid tn It all tho time, but never knew
what it was to be Without pain III back until COM
mencei using Hunts Romedy. since began to take
Hunts Remedy have been free feom all pain and
tako pleasure in aaSing thait iB tho be medicine that
l evor know for Kidney and Liver di. eases.h
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
Rescued from AronizInp Dontn

New York MIR. James White 1862
Broadway, formerly chief instructor IN
Dlckels' riding School, IN this city, SAID
to newspaper reporter: III broke
my shoulder, arm and elbow, splitting tue
socket IN four parts. Rheumatism set in
and l employed the best physician. He
tried everything, but grew worse, and at
last he said: 4 have one more thing to try
and II that fails nothing can give you re.
lief, and that - S., Jacobs Oil.' used
this great paln-rcliever, aud an ab,e to
use my arm, free from all rheumatic trou-
bic. have also recommended the romo
dy to nuulber OF people, and in every
case they have been speedily and clrectuaI-
ly cureh y
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Coz. rRGESIs AND COLD "A young girl
deeply regretted that she was so co!orless
aud cold. Her face was too white, and
her hands and feet felt as though the
blood did not circulate. After ono bottle
of Hop Bttcrs had been taken she was
the rosest and healthlGst g,rl IN the town,
with a vlvacity and chccrfdlncss Of minC
gratifying to her friends.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Carbolne the deodorized petroleum hair
renewer and restorer, as improved and
perfected, challenges the world and stands
without rival among the hair dressings,
| and Is universal favorite with the ladies.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
!Xl SlSg 5 1zsJ SS S
Advertising CheatsIli

Ut has become SO common to write the
beginning OF an article, in an elegant, inter-
csting manner,
''rhcn run it into some advertisement
that we avoid all such,
"And simply call attention to the merits
of Hop Bittcrs in as plain, honest terms as
possible.
''To induce people
To give them one trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use any
thing else
'"rnE REMEDY so favorably noticed in
all the papers,
"kcligious and secular, is
"Having large sale, and Is supplanting
all other medicines.
'Thcre is no denying the virtues of the
Hop plant, and the proprietors of Hop Bit
tcrs have shown great shrewdncss
'And ability
"In compounding a medicine whose
virtues are so palpable to every ones
observation.
Did She Die3
"She fingered and suffered along, pning
away all the time for years."
''Ihc doctors doing her no good -
"And at last was cured by this Hop Bit
ters the papers say SO much about"
"Indced Indeed -
"Ilow thankful we should be for that
medicine"
Il Daughters Misery.
"Eleven years our daughter suffered on a
bed of misery.
"From II complication Of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility,
Under the care of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various names,
"But no relief,
"And now she is restored to us In good
health by as simple n remedy as Hop Bit
ters, that we had Stunned for years before
using it. t."-TnE PARENTS
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

THAT.-That Goldfish is a positive
specific for tho diarrhns or any taxation
OF the bowels; and that the Yankee
baked beans, are equally q specific in
CURING constipation OF tho bowels;
neither of them over fails.
That having feet in cold water every
night and morning effeotually prevents
cold feet, or taking cold; or cures it If
you have taken cold; and no ono will
ever die OF consumpti >n OF the luugs as
long as he or she continues the pruc-
tlce.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

IF there is anything in the world that
has more power than n smile, when it
is shot off from tho right kind OF o. gun,
we have never seen it, E;r. Tho fright
kind of guu," we suspect, is glass
arrangement holding nearly quart.
''Smiles" shot from such guns have the
power to bankrupt man and knock
him endWuys.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

AN excellent cement for mending
china is formed by stirring into thick
solution Of gum arabic sufficient plaster
of-paris to make thick paste. Apply
with brush to tho fractured edges and
press them together. In three days the
article will be ready for use,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16
A Splendid Remedy for Lung D,xcnses.

A Splendid Remedy for Lung Diseases.
DR.. Robert Newton. late President of thu Eclectic
college OF tho City OF New York. and formerly of Gin
cinhat ONO. used Dr Mm iiaii'S Baisam very cx-
clislrely In hi practice u many Of his patents
living and restored to health by tho Of this nvau.
able medicine, can amply testify lie always said that
30 good n remedy ought not to b. considered m rely
as patent medicine but that II yht DO ibcd
freely by every Ph ysican sovereign remcdy In n
cases Of Lung Disease 1t II sura cur1 FOR Con.
sumption, and has no equal for all pcctoral con,-
plants
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

a coRREsPoNDENT of the Iu7Witure
Gazette recommends pitch paper, such
as used by roofers, as moth preventive.
He says that the best plan for furniture
dealer or housewife is to out the pnper
III slips and place about the room, under
and behind sofas, chairs, etc. this
should be done as early rs the middle
OF April and iii warm climates earlier:
and If tho dealer wishes to make f,,rni.
ture moth-proof, he should place on the
inside OF backs of chairs aud seats
small strips OF the pitch paper, and the
miller will not select these spots to
deposite eggs. But he does not state
whether it will operate rs did the oreos-
ote used in Mr.. Vanderbllt's house. for
tho same purpose, drive out the people
as we'll as tho millers. That ID tier Gun
DO easily tested.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

A REMEDY for dryness of throat will
be found in a small piece of muriate of
ammonia. about ten or fifteen grams
every two hours. Use the best quality,
and allow it to dissolve slowly in the
mouth.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

A MAN was quietly munching piece
of pie i'll saloon, when look of dis
tress suddenly displaced tho serene ex
preston on his face. Taking something
from between his teeth. and looking at
it, he cried to his waiter: Here, you,
there's a stone I found in this pic p
The waiter tool; it, glanced at it CRITICAL
ly, and handing it back, briefly said:
"lts OF no use to lis; you can have it. !"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

BOILED hams are much nicer if allow
ed TO stand III the wator in which they
are boiled until cold; tho outside does
not then turn black ard dry up rs it
does when taken from the water to cool.
consequently there is less waste in pre-.
pairing them for tho table. But always
remember to remove the lid of tho ket-
tlo 80 that the steam may escape.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Pure cod liver oil. from eclected livers,
on the seashorc. by Caswcll, Hazard & Co., :,
N. I. Absolutely pure ami sweet. Pa
tients who havo once taken 1t prefer It to
oil others Physicians decare,lt superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Soap, made
by Caswell, Hazard 81 Co.. New York,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

had severe attacks Of gravel and kid.
ney trouble; was unable to get medicine
or doctor to cure me until used Hop
Bltters and they cured me In shirt time.
A DR. rTINaUIsHED LAWYER OF WAYNE Co.,
N Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

A CoRREsPoNDENT of an exchange
writing from the South, says he some
time since bought Jersey heifer whose
color was extraordinarily fine, but which
has since disappeared, which would in
dicate that sharpers were experiment.
ing in the matter Of producing fictitious
color in breeding stock. Is there such
R thing as setting limit to traudp
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

II NOTICE." said ono lady to another,
"that at our social gatherings you are
always the last one to leave"
III know it" was tho reply, "but I
have an object in view"
"What is it p
81 want to prevent tho rest of you
from slandering me-"
80, you mean thing; you never want
to see your friends enjoy themselves"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

IiIE occasion for the deprecatory re-
marks Of tho household assistant as she
views the tarnlshcd appearance OF the
steel fender aud tire-irons, but recently
cleaned at great expenditure of physi-
cal energy, will, Mt least, be partially
removed IT mixture of powdered and
sifted emery and olive Oil is supplied.
An application now and then, followed
by polishing with soft leather, will keep
1hem III brightly reflective conditl on.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

The approved manner OF eating an
egg is the English fashion. Sot the
egg upright in tho cup, make en- or,fice
in one end and cat out OF the shell, flu
voring to taste. Eggs discoior silver so
much, little Ivory spoons may bo used
for egg spoons. If OF silver, the spoon
should bo laid in cold water rs soon as
used.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

OATS FOR STocK.-An experienced far.
mer rtct mmelds that oats be Aoakcd
sufficiently to swell them before feeding
10 stock. Ground oats arc in proper
condition at all time, but millers are not
partial to grinding oats, and many far
mere feed them unground. When soak
ed the husk is partly torn away, and
1nclllfy OF digestion increased. Poultry
%lll carefully pick out thesoakcd gruins
from the dry when allowed preference
i'll the matter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

10 prevent tho hair from falling out
try first voting tue head at night with
salt and wator. Have the salt dissolved
in the water, so that it will not annoy
you by particles sticking to your hair.
Mild sage ten is also OK cellent. II these
remedies TO not effect q speedy cure
try this: Got little bottle of brandy.
and put in all tho salt that 1t will alb
sorb; wet the head with this two or
three times dny.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

BHFoRE filling up vacant places in
tine orchard with young trees it is best
TO think whether the full.grown trees
now standing will not, with very good
mannrmg, bring more fruit than a lnr.
ger number would. Most of our or
chards were planted too closely,
and the tree roots intcrlace 80 as to
ROB each other of what fertility each
should have.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Ladies' and chlldlen's boots and shoes
cannot run over If Lyons Patent Heel
Stiffeners are used
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Remarkable for overcoming diseases caused by
impure water, decaying vegetation, etc, ls
Browns Iron Bltters.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

Picrce's "Pleasant Purgatiyc Pellets" ore
per:ec, preventivcS of constipation. In
closed In glass bottles, always fresh. Byall
druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

LEGISLATOR, who has n largo family
at home, and who has to be very saving,
eutered restaurant about dinner time,
and asked for business consultation,
which was granted
GLOW much do you charge for din.
ner?"
"Fifty cents"
''How much for breakfast ?"
''Twenty- cents"
"Fhon bring me breakfast for n
dinner"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1883-06-16

PIITIIIs COOPETS.

HIS LIFE AND DCIaAtACrER Ry G. Ed.
tnsana NaneSn Tas SSS and shame OF
~, ow ready IN THE EiZEvIN LIME AIRY.
illustrated. Price, paper, II ceu.o. ciotl. 25 cents
Not sold by dea!era- Prices too low for them.
'S IN most anldzfn8 aCI.fep!RsDnt 0T Cheap
publication, or ,ohtch me EnoD anytl.tt0 "-SAT-
URDAY REyIEw, indianapolis.
sent on rcceIt OF cash JOHN IL. SLDEN
rub!isilcr. ~ Yescy NJ, New \ ork Il. d.
Box, l227.