Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1883-08-30
NASBY.
Ir. Nasty and the Democracy of the
Corners are Dissatisfied with
Kentucky.
Toledo Blade.

CoNFEDRIT y ROADS.
(Wich is in the State NV kentucky,
Aug. 10, 1888.
There is wide-spred dissatisfacksheu
among the Dimocrisy Nv the Corners
and | confess to sharin in it myself.
When we heard that Dorsey, in 1880
bed gone into Injeany with 100000 and
bought up Dimekrats at even the ride
lus price Nv 81 head, the iron fust en-
tered eur sole. Nobody comes to Ken
tudky cOrruptly buyin NV US up, beco7
we ale ceuntid on eZ entirely sLoor any
how.
l hev notist in pOlitix that the men
wich wuZ bought up wuZ alluZ them
wich wuZ unsaTtin. The stiddy voter,
the man wich kin alluz be dependid on
to, gifts no crums. Them is throwed to
the doubtful fellers, wich judishusly
holds off till they find witch way their
! interests lies. Them are aliuz the ones
wich are seen.
The trouble wuZ intensified when we
heerd that Jedge Hoadly, NV Ohio, paid
$4,000 for delegates to seekoor his NOM
inatshen. $4,000! Deekin POgram
drawd long sigh. sayin that it wuz the
an Ohiuan. S5O,OOOl That money joo-
dishusly and ekitabiy divided wood
make many man comfortable, in a
Stale WheT the best NV likker is only
ten cents per single drink. and prepor-
shunately low by the quart.
Issaker Gavitt sed he he'd borne the
heat and burden Nv the day for yeeTs,
but he he'd never he'd a chance to be
cOrruptly bot up 1t wuZ a burnin
shame. Kernel McPelter sed he he'd
never reserved anything ceptin an Occa-
shenel invilashen to take suthin, wich,
however convenyent it mite be at the
time. Good not be dependid onto ez re-
lance.
BascOm remarkt that it would be bet
ter eff we he'd a Republican party in
Kentucky, SO eZ to stir the Dimekratic
feeders up to the eXpenditoor NV suthin
jist afore coHvsnshens and elekshuns.
He he'd brother in the 'sloOn biZnis at
Peterville, Ohio, wich alluz kalkilated
on hevin hundred or two dollars every
fall from the Dimekratic candidates to
yOose in joodlshus treetin, and his place
wuZ good deel more a part Nv the
Dimekratic organiaZashen than the
noosepaperS. The heft Nv the Dim
ocrisy NV that seckshun didn't under
stand nOosepapers, but every man NV
EN- Good realize wat tbree-tingered
drink NV moo whisky meant That Ian
gwage they all understood.
| sympathize with EN- fully. Wat the
Dimocrsy Nv the Corners wants is more
Derseys among the Republicans and
more HOadlys among the Dimokrats.
YE,,f ic ruiah 70 ff,h hG,
Governor wich will cum upfike man,
with his pockits full uy money and say
to delegashen: Here, | want TO be
Governor. l hey $4,000 about my per-
son, wicb yoo are welcome to. Durbln
Ward wants TO be Governor, too Very
good he hez the right to run. But hez
he $4,000? How much kin he pay yoo
for yoor votesr Nothing? Well, then,
wat good is he to yoo? Here's the
boodle?"
And then we shood take his $4,000
and nominate him. That sinplifies pol
lytix. That makes the deoty Nv the av-
erage Dimekrat so clear that he who
runs may reed-the fggers On bank
note. 1t does the proper thing for eve
ybody. Jedge Hoadly wants to be |
gifts tive want SO bills, |
and we git EN-. And ez the man wich
buys his nominashen in this way giner-
ally intends to make it up out NV his Of
tis, after he is electid, ther comes subse-
quent divvys wich gives US comforta
ble subsistence and makes things easy
all around.
The Dimocrasy Nv Kentucky, hunger
in and thirstin, espeshly thirstin, de
mand in thunder tones that they must |
be corruptly bot up.
The Dimocrisy NV Kentucky want to
know who is the fucher Dorseys and
and do they mean business in
The DimocriSy Nv Kentucky want to
know eff they amt wuth ez much per
head, ez the Dimocrisy of Ohio and Inje-
any.
| think we shell encurridge the organ
zation Nv Republican party in Ken
lucky, 80 eZ to git close enuff to make a
vote wuth suthin. The
Democrisy Nv Injeany and Ohio hev the
bulge onto US. They git actooal cash
'or their votes, commensin with the
eZ delegates, and endin
with ther votes at the poles. That iz
1ecoZ ther is oppOSishen to the DimOc-
TiS1 IllclD States. VIC Ou Oh-
1ashenel drinks, and now and then a loan
from candidate wich wants a little
bigger majority than any one else.
The Dimocrisy NV Kentucky wich fur
lishes the votes will never be happy
ill the Republicans git show ennff in
he State to hev 'em send Dorseys down
lere to corruptly buy US up at so much
/ head, and the Dimekrats git Hoadly's
,nuff to spend $4,000 for nominashen.
Then the rank and file Nv the Dimocri-
~ will hev money in their breeches jist
he same as they do in Ohio and Inje-
my land the 'sloon biZnis will be put upon
/ cash basis.
We shell to wunst permit the organi-
.ashen NV Republican party at the
Corners, allowin it to git jist large
,nuff to be dangerous, and not large
'nuff to cOntrole. Then Bascom will be
,etter satisfied and we shel all be happy.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
ID