The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1883-02-08
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Asopssliy ~ The no,hcr Of lHtepi'on.
fssaness u the isiher q Necessity. - La
yinsss H. Tbs gfanapsrsbi u inreasio1'
= Liberalism j. creeping .pto all eharch'
e. lssi the poor prrsnbars notice that =
ha. col yss struck the eoniribS''oa box.
!. Utah hAa Aarhie enough 70 'aPpls
e,ety psrson 10 The United states ~'ih
,.sal,slonc. and il rather analoas 70 40 \,
-chlaa aud Japan bny our dried sp'
ples freely. Thus does the American ~
los,Iy help 10 sssll The population o. The
ufAenl
With 8 good beef steak al twenty i've
rents per pound people can sln'oss forgive
The follosers q Moses TOT sorshipp'ng
golden calf
-Al.ou, the safest way 10 spend TIE
nigi,i q, Western hotel is 10 stand ou'
on the sleps aud have the porter play the
hose on you until morning.
What are cloudsr asks the Popular
ssisnce Monihly. Well, one kind is when
you call 10 sec your girl and hnd that the
other fellow is iu the parlor with her.
'Did you ever run for sheriff" asked
pooiS ~ Cnmmins,ille man. Only
once was the reply ''and wouldn't then
IL there hadn't been two deputies with
hig.
Said farmer who was given to long
drinks. 10 brother agriculturist; what
breed Of ea,,le would you advise me to-
adoptY" short hornsl" was the signif.
can, reply.
At Twin Lakes, Col. the wind blew
eighiy-sescn days and nights in one direc-
iion before il got tired out The people
ID that vicinity couldn't help thinking OF
greenbaok orator.
Brigham Young's grave is utterly ne.
elected aud his widows never visitit. They
went there once 10 weep over bis remains,
bnt il made the ground so sloppy that
they al caught cold.
- tell your' exclaimed Brown, shat
Charlie is wholly nnseltish in his Affection
he loves the very ground she walks on.
"Yes. replied Fogg, when she is walk
ing on her fathers estate.
"A traitor Fare Noticing the decora
,ion)-"Oh, so you belong TO th Blue Rib
hon Army2' Cabby -"Yes sir wear thu
ribbon /, induces gentlmen to temp mi
with drink, which generally accepts
sir.
--Ingersoll thinks Moses made mistakes
but be is very sure that Stephen W. Dor
sey didn't. 10 spite OF Bob's assurance
the general public will still believe tina
Moses would have been a BETTER man u
Dorseys place.
Some genius has invented machin
10 play pianos. This will fill long fel
want When two young people Of oppo
site sexes are In a parlor 10 the evening
the old lady don't begin to saunier in vi
I'll the piano stops.
People who are constantly inveighin
against Mr., Vanderbilt simply because b
Is rich and spends his money as he like
should remember tina. some day they ma
l,e rlcl themselves Never strike a ma
when be is down.
~ A sick man was advised to 60 to do
Tor Tor advice, The doctor happened
be very thin, spare man. So when u
invalid saw him he refused TO take any a'
vice from him, rmarking, "Why, ye
look TO be eonionnded sight worse than
amt'
-Nennors almanac for 1883 lies befo
us. Don't misunderstood u.s. We dor
mean TO say--well, what we do mean
that we have received copy, and that
contains sixty pages Of statements regar
ing the extent. quality and durabilit
next years weather.
a Georgia couple waited over 10
years for good opportunity to elope, Al
luat as IL came the girls father took I
young man by the hand and said: "Spe
up to her, Thomasl ! know she loves 70
aud Id he tickled 10 death 10 have y
for a son.in.laww
Freddie had been TO church for
irs, / me- aud when he got home
grandma asked him what he had heal
The minister read about man who j
lost sheep. aud he hunted for i all -
Boston aud Fuohbnig aud Putney a
found II down il Westminster.
"a Philadelphia youih who has u
"a the Hpb tells us that the intellectual
81 The Boston girl begins at the break
table and lasts until the old folks X"
bed After that, II The right fellow Is
the psrlor aud tle high, is turned do
los. shc Facts like any other girl. "
A hill las been introduced into
legislature OF Texas TO punish by hne
use 81 "proiane or vociierous Language
the vicinity d dwelling house" Nj,
the author thinks man IN going 10 b"i
10 The middle OF cold night. ~heu
bodcloihcs gct nn,neked At the foot. q
go half mile ont on the prairie 10 I
his mind Of certain ideas concerning
event
liz Congressman Bill slemmons I
ola pair Of feet that mus, have bern
jects Of great regard IN their day. ,
day party Of men including Jackson
man Of big feet. were preparing 10 az,
political barbecue. |, was soon ass
tanned that there VAS no way Of convey
Jackson AZ all the vehicles were tna
.I.vi me ride that niue over there. =
Jackson.
l. al.