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Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

To have an appetite propnrtionaI to,
that of a robin, a man would .have-to
devour daily sixty-seven feet of sausage
nine inches in diameter.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

II is said that the kind mothers in the
East are grown SO affectionate that they
give their children chloroform previous
to whipping them.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

IT is reported that Tennyson's title
viii be Baron Tennyson D'Eync curt OF
Aldworth. Heaven pity the man who
writes the obituary poem when the poet
~laureat dies. He'll never be oble to pu'
the f~our-iointed name in rhyme.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

A NEW York country treasurer has
gone insane over the strange hallucina-
ton that he owes the county four thou
sand dollars. when, in fact, the county
is indebted to him. Cicero is right.
Times do change.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

PENSACOLA expects to have gas works
in operation, street cars running, anew
cotton compress and steam laundry be-
fore the end of the year. = ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

AT Galveston, Tex, a movement is on
foot to amend the city charter so as to
authorize the..issue of 800. 600 worth of
bonds to build a breakwater to prevent
the east end of the island from washing
way. ---
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

.HoSEsTNEss,' says Carl Pretzel, was a
bully policy. 1t vas a winner when you
don'd did got caught at it. 1t vas yoost
so goot as 4-11A4, SteR it comes your
uav'
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

A BUFFALO man has spent $4,000 in
boring for water, and hasn't got a drop
yet. If this man be a prohibitionist the
cannot regard his experiment as an en-
couragement.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

Two young ladies, Misses Efie and
Birdie Moore, are making a successor a
daily paper published at Milledgeyille,i
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THERE is an old Gaelic saw which runs
thus: If the best mans faults were writ
ten on his forehead it would make him
pull his hat over his eyes,.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

BIcYcLIsTs continue to give considers
BILE trouble to pedestrians. In Paris each
machine must have a bell, as wel1.as the
name and address of the owner.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

PARIsIANs are wearing squirrels heads
and kittens heads, as well as owls heads
and the heads of other birds on their hats
and bonnets. 4
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THE American evangelists have es-,
capped from Ireland, and, in revenge for
their treatment, are proceeding to save
the souls of Englishmen.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

Yes said a South Side dealer the
other day. 4 must get BaconsEssays,
for 1 want to post up on pork
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

In the old country they elect only the
richest men to office. If this were soin,
this country, there would be no news
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THREE rats have been caught at the
top of Washington monument. How they
got up there is a mystery.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

They are blaming a poor and modest
clergyman in Boston, who didn't have a
pair. for stealing suspenders. He knew
of no other way to brace up.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

A New YORKER stold S SOC, 700
from his sister and then committed
suicide. Ii she had had few more
thousands to steal doubtless his
valuable life would haye been pro-
nnued
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

To an Illinois editor the girl withsthe
big hat seems to be all head until you
talk to her.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

The bulk of the Egyptiou unified debt
is held in France, Spain, Germany and
Austria.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THE fact that Col Tom Ochiltree, the
Independent party of the United States in
Congress, has four body servants indi-
Gates that he is a man of independent
means as well as of independent politics.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20
Almost Insane and Cured.
.NiAaE-

Most of the eminent doctors in
the East, as well as several of the
medical faculty of New York city,
writes Rev. P. 2. Shirley; of Chi,
cago, failed to help our daugh~
ter's epilepsy, which began to show
signs Of turning into insanity. By
the good providence of God we
tried Samaritan Nervine, and it
cured her. Your druggists keep
it. S1.5O. ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

COUNTING a girl is paying her address
cs. Marriage is paying for her dresses.
md all the other fixirgs.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

1854 buildings of various kinds have
been erected in Chicago during the past
year, the cost being SIS, GAS, 200. = 4,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

JOHNNY cake will be a luxury before
spring. The corn crop is 40, 900 900 BUSH
els short. ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

VINO says 1t Is unhealthy to sleep
feathers? Look at the spring chicken and
see how tough he is.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

IF the hearts of the two welded giants
beat as one. what a terrible humping
there must be. - ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

AS to the weather, it is hard to tell
whether this is next spring or only last
fall. ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THE Austrian government is to with
draw its post offices in Egypt next
month. isE
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

PRINCE BISMARCK is described as look
ing very i'll and feeble. His face is yell
low from jaundice and terribly thin.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

.-Somerville lost a row of build
ihgs at a cost Of $4,000 on the 9Th
inst, by fire, OF course. Started in
a restaurant kitchen.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

TIE wooden and asphalt payements of
Berlin permit horses to fall and are nn-
popular.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

Cats earrings and pug or poodle dogs
bracelets appear among Christmas novel
ties. TTTf
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THIS appears to be an off winter for
the plumbers, but unfortunately the
same cannot be said for the druggists.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20
10.

RHEUMATISM, disordefed blood, generai
debility. and many chronic diseases pro-
nounced incurable, are often relieved by
Browns Iron Bitters." ,
HUNTSVILLE, ALA.-Dr. &c. Sposwesd
says: "I highly recommend Browns Iron
Bftters for dyspepsia, rheumatism, and gen
eral debility" -~H-
FAIRFIELD, IowA.-Dr. :. L. Myers says:
Browns Iron Bitters is the best iron pre-.
paration I have ever known in my thirty
years Of practice,"~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

Nothing so simple and per
feet for coloring lis the damon q
Dyes. For carpet rags, better
and cheaper than any other dye
StuffS,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

ONE of Mr.. Blaine's friends says that
the statesman has injured his eyes by
his close work upon his book.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20
HAMMERS
AND
CONDITION POWDERS.
FhaGseat Stock Remedies.


From one end of the land to the other,
wherever these famous remedies have
Ibeen used, there is but n verdict-that
they are the only medicines now or ever
before theApeople that gave unvarying
satisfaction in the treatment of diseased
animals. They are not experiment, but
have been tested by many of he largest
stock-owners in the country, and when
once used, have established their merit.
No farmer, livery nan or stock-owner
should be without them they will save
thousands of dollars if properly used.
We have many certificates of wonder
full cures effected by this Liniment of
such diseases as Spiints, Calls, Sprains,
Bruises, Lameness, FleshWounds, Swell
ings, Stiffness, Big-head ,Windgalls, Fis-
tula, Poll Evil, Ring Bone, Sprain,
Mango, Cracked Heels, Callous, Sitfast,
Collie, RingWorm, and external injuries.
THEsTOCK POWDERS
Are unfsiling in the treatment of
Founder Hide Bound, Loss of Appetite,
Yellow Water, Indigestion, Influenza,
Coughs, Colds, etc. They produce beau
tiful, glossy hair, and should be used
with all stock occasionally, ven if well.
SPURLoCK, PAGE & co.
!, Sole Props, NASHVILLE, Tenn.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

IT doesn't take much Of a majority
make an office-seeking man happy.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

THERE are 200 births on an average
each week in the city of London.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

CONNECTIONS.
Leave Norfolk s 80 a m. Arrive at Peters,
I burg l 20. Arrive at Richmond IL 30 p m.
Leave Richmond via r & = r r p m: Ar
rive Petersburg 6 p m. Arrive Norfolk U ~
p m.
Leave Richmond via r & y r r 0 % q m.
| Arrive Lyn chburg 8 50 p IN.
Connecting with No.. 8 for all points South
and West.
Leave Richmond via R&DRR4O5p m.
Arrive Burkyille 3 So p m: arrive Lynchburg
9p m.
Connecting with Train No. for all points
South and West.
burg to Memphis. No. has Pullman sleep
| ers from Washington via Atlanta to New
l Orleans without change, connecting at Roa-
noke with sleeper from New York via S V
r X to Chattanooga without change.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20
T Press
THE FoREMosrREpusL1cAN NEwsrAPEz
FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL YEAR, 1884.
Weekly Press, : s1.ooa Year.
Daily Press. -sdoo q Year.

EL
The coming year will be notable. Concress,
divided between q Republican Senate and .
Democratic House, will be busy President
making. The great battle of Protection against
Free Trade will agitate the Capitol and tho
country. The Presidential campaign wiz be the
hardest fought and most exciting political
struggle for a quarter of . century. Europe, In
the opinion of the best informed, rembles ON the
eve of a great war.
With such an outlook a Hive newspaper which
prints all the news and tells the whole truth about
it Is moro than ever a necessity. Such q ncws-
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WEEKLY PRESS has several special features
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HILPISG AND FOR WOMEN or Home Depart,
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SAgreat feature of the coming year will be the
highly valuable letters of JOSEPH D. WEBRa on
Wages OF Working[mea, the general conditions Of
Labor and the Cost of Living in Europe As COM
pared with America. Afr. Weeks, who had charge
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Quoting p special investigation. His Letters win
give the facts as to carningss in all the various
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The WEEKLY PRESS is full of choice home read.
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Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20
Talk Of the Times.

-
Talk Of the Times.
PARIsIANs wear cork bonnets.
TENNYsoN, the poet, is now a Baron.
Fashionable hats are stiff and angu-
lar.
MARK TWAIN does not label his jokes
any more. =
THE Mousquetaire remains the leading
glove.
ORANGES sell at one cent apiece in Lake
City, Fla.
THE beautiful Gainsborough hat is a
thing of the past.
THE only church in Dublin, Texas, has
been sold for debt.
THE Empress of Austria is suffering
from a severe attack of sciatica.
The latest absconding girl from St.
Louis is Clara Llnderman, aged Il.
MAN wants but little here below, but
oma isn't so easily satisfied.
BASE ball is the latest amusement of
the Ell Paso, Texas, young ladies. 80
TEXAS is said to produce about one-half
the cotton raised in the United States.
THERE are 270O births on an average
each week in the city of London.
IT doesn't take much Of a majority to
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20
Wasn't a Liar.

What is your name?' asked
the United States attorney of an
old 'squatter' who had been sum-
moned before the court as a wit
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

TEXAS is said to produce about one-hal
the cotton raised in the United States.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

what, you don't mean to say
you haven'tgot a name.'
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

BASE ball is the latest amusement of
the Ell Paso, Texas, young ladies. -
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1883-12-20

(which name, squirrel
Your right name, of course
'Iiain't got none.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth? IF SO
send at once and get bottle of Mrs
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. It's value is inealculable.
It will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm
mediately. Depend upon it mothers.
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures
dysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom-
ach and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
tenn. Mrs. WinsloW's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant to the
taste. and is the prescription of one of
the oldest and best female physicians and
nurses in the United States, and is for
sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price 25 cents per bottle.
feb-2S-m-w-s m 1-y
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07
Tile DAILY. ARGUS.
President Buchanan's Marrow Escape.

James Buchanan, when President had a
very narrow escape from being mixed up
in the Sickles- Key scandal. When Buch-
anan was Minister TO England. Sickles
was his Secretary OF Legation. Mrs Sick.
les was from PENNSYLVANIA, and was one
OF Buehanan,s pets. He as much of her
as he would Of his own daughter When
he became president, buchanan was very
intimate with the Sickles family When
ever he was tired he had the habit of slip
ping out of the White House and walking
through Lafayette Park fer d chat with
General Sickles and his wife The day
before Kew was shot was Saturday. Sat
urlay morning Mrs. Sickles came over to
the White Honse. and called upon the
President. Buchanan was very fond of
buckwheat cakes. Mrs. Siekles called on
him TO tell him that she had received some
very nice buckwheat flour from Pennsyl-
vana. and that she was going to have
some hot cakes for their Sunday breakfast
at the S;ck,es residence. She invited the
President to come over to breakfast. He
beguled by his love for the heated flap
jack. rapturous1v consented. Harriet Lane
was then mistress of the White House.
When she heard of the invitation she adj
vised the President not to go. At this
lime Washington society understood fully
the nature of the intrigue beng carried on
between Key AMI Mrs Sckles General
Sickles and Buchanan were the two last
men TO learn of the scandal. Miss Lane
Was asked by the President to give reas-
on for his declining to go to the breakfast
Said she; II do not care to give my reas-
oas. Act upon my judgment, and you will
not regret il" Buchanan was more I'M
pressed by her manner than by her words.
When the tragedy took place Buchanan
fairly shuddered at his escape. If he had
b~en at breakfast he would have been
with Mrs Sickles at the time of the shoot
ing of Key The world would have 5eliev-
ed him one of Mrs Sickles lovers. He
would have been dragged into the scandal
beyond all hope Of escape
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07
POLITICAL NOTES.

General Weaver, the steenbaekeT, is a
bout to become a prohfbitionist.
General Figz Hugh Lee is now a North
ern man TO all intents add purposes.
The Indiana Legislature is thirking of
furnishing The governor with a residence
free.
The bill prohibiting lobbying, passed by
the North Carolina senate, will it is be
lieved, have practical effect.
Congressman Bingham, of Pennsylvania
is authority on dress, and he also
that the government should control the
telegraph lines.
The Nashville World says that Governor
Bate has been called on by many colored
people and thanked for his suggestion to
have an assistant superintendent of public
instruction selected for their race.
The Memphis Avalanche has rece iyed
several letters recently from Mississippi
and Tennessee urging the nomination of
General Hancock as 8 matter Of policy as
OF principle. Hancock and Carlisle, says
the Avalanche, is the ticket that viii make
pretty clean sweep OF the republican re-
MAINS
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07
ON THIRTY DAYS, TRIAL.

The VoItaic Belt Co. Marshall. Mich,
will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old) who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi
tally, and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health
and manly vigor. Address as above
N. B. No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed dec 22-d-w / yr.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07
CHICAGO, BURLINGTON & QUINCY,
CHfCAGO. MILWAUKEE 4 ST. PAUL.

Trains \ o. Z. S, 9 and 10 are Maquoketa Branch
Trans 3 and A. Accommodation for Oxford June
ton: / and 9, Passenger, for Celmar.
Z. u. W. HOLMES. Agent
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07
CHICAGO. R0ck ISLAND & PACIFIC n. Y.

BETWE EN THE EAST & THE WEST
great feature af cur Palace Cars 10 a SMOKING
SALOON where you can enjoy your Havana
s1agnifscent ron ron Bridges span the Mississippi
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Kansas City, Leavsn and Atchtson, cons
TINS aRE1T THRouGsE lin Linz A AqtE a
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Al ENGLEwooD with the L. s. & ~. g. and r..
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AtPEoRIAt with 2 z. q y; !; ID. j e. ]. B. a
A: Rocg ISLAND, with Milwaukee,. q ROCK
island Short Line" and Rock Isl7d & PEG. Rda.
At DAvENPoRT. with tina Davenport Division
AZ WEST LIBERTY. With theB.. c. r. & Mrs.
At GRTNNELL. with Central Iowa r. n.
At DIES MONIES, with ID. 81. q r. d. X. r.
at COUNCIL BLUFFS. with Union Pacific X. "a.
At OMAHA, with z. q NO. r.. r. II. In Neb.l
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lie ST. JOHN.
G@a7 Tzcsss and Paas'gr q.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1883-03-07

Is IkAS GREAT ssJsNEG& klsSR LIN l.
Its Tnaia line runs from ChieaGo TO Eouncti
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Des MONIES [fhe capital OF Iowa, Stuart, ATTAIN
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Newton 60 Monroe; Des 1oinee 10 kn6ian0lG R71
Tvintereet: Atlantic 70 Lewis and Audubon; and
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Railroad, which owns. and operates 3 through
line from Chicago into the state of Kansas.
Through Express Passenger Trains. with Pull
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COUNCIL BLUFFS, LEAyENwoHTH and ATCHI-
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zee anf Kansas City via the Milwaukee and
The Great Rock Island ls naguthcentiy
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What will please You most will be the pleasure
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for seventy-fve cents.
Apprectattng the fact that a majority OF she
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1Qunce that this Company runs Pullman &1dlaee
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N0UNGEAs RAUEEA. KANSAS EMTX. 4
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1883-11-24
NsYer Had Such a Ohano,,

An inotiensive man named GilSwau
was knocked down and run over last
week on Bots dare street by drunken
man on horseback named Jim Shurker,
who was arrested for the oiienSe. The
following conversation took place be-
tween him and the Recorder:
After you had gailoped your horse
over the PROSTATE man, and saw You
had injured him, why didn't you 60
back to his assiStance?"
II would have gone back to him if |
had known it was Gilswan, and that he
was badly hurt
Common humanity should have
prompted you to have done SO under
any circumstances.
Il don't know about that, but I've
had spite at Gilswan for some time,
and if | had only known that he was
the man that | ran over, and that ne
was crippled up. would have gone
back ana pounded the life out of him.
never will have another such chance"
-TerGS StlingS.