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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05
K. & T. FAIRBANKS & CO.,

On account of the warm
weather we have a large stock
of Winter Overcoats on hand
which must be sold.
In order to close out the en-
tire lot of Overcoats, Ladies'
and Misses Cloaks, DoImans,
and listers, before taking our
inventory, February LIST, we
have made great reductions in
prices, fully 25 per cent. That
customers may know just what
the reductions are, we have
marked the new prices in red
figures on each garment, and
the old prices remain in black
figures.
This will offer good oppor-
tlinity for customers to secure
a good winter garment a a
very low price.
e. & T. FAIRBANKS & co.
December %.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

- - = number of the friends of Mr..
and Mrs. Henry w. Stanton took pos
session of their home New Years even
ing on the occasion of the eighth ami
versary of their marriage. Tables
were bOuntifully spread with good
things, and it was a season of real So
cial enjoyment. Some appropriate
and beautiful tokens of friendship were
left for the happy couple.
The donation to Rev. Mr.. Tracy net
ted about $40.
Mr.. Kicks singing school holds SEES
sions Saturday evenings in the Free
Baptist vestry. He has few superiors
as teacher of vocal music.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

As the days begin to lengther
the cold begins to strengthen
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05
DanViIIe.


Mr.. Charles Barber returned from
Florida last week. He intended to
spend the winter there, but sickness in
his family compelled his early return.
The matchmaking at the NJ. f.
church last Sunday evening was well
attended and was very interesting. A
number of the Y. NJ. C. A. from St.
Johnsbury were present.
AT meeting of the directors of the
Caledonia National bank. held at their
office Dec. 90, the following resolutions
were adopted on the death of Mr.. New
ell StOcker, fellow director and vice
president.
Resolved, That by his removal the
stockholders of the bank have lost an
efficient, judiciOus and faithful officer /;
that the remaining directors deeply
feel the loss of his wise cOunsels, being
always ready to aid in the business in
hand, and that his honesty and faith
Ssss in regard to the interests of the
naGthy of the imitation of his
never he may be.
e: E: !: :: :: 9:
the directors deeply
the afflicted family
deceased.
e cashier of the
Furnish a copy of
Is to the bereaved
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

Our Patent Laws offer To American Inventive
Genius better protection than afforded by those
of any other country, and at a much less price
This is but deserved recognition of those con
tributing so largely to the welfare of our whole
country yet many inventors fail of reaping their
just reward by not having their claims properly
presented to the commissioners. This can only be
done through an agent conversant with the work
ngs of the government office, posted as to Patents
already granted. and capable to advise as to the
patentability of a article, and the wisdom OF
procuring Patents therefor in foreign countries.
As for many years past, pleased TO commend
to inventors Mr.. K. II. Eddy of 70 State Street
Boston, AS leading and most successful Solicitor
of Patents; one whose long experience and famil.
arty with the laws and technicalities relating to
American and Foreign Patents render him second
to no living expert in his particular line 1t
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

farm for sale. consisting of 100 acres of land
situated one mile from Fairbanks village Inquire
OF RUSSELL HALLETT.
st. JOhnsbury Oct. 5 1892 5stf
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05
Humor In the stomach.

Much of the distress and sickness attributed to
dyspepsia chronic diarrhea and other causes is
occasicned by humor in the stomach Several
cases with all the characteristics of these com.
plants, have been cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla
Other cures effected by this medicine are so won.
derful that the simplest statement of them affords
the best proof that it combines rare curative agents
and when once used secures the confidence of the
people. ts4cew
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05
FOR SALE
To Rent.
Farm For Sale.

A very desirable double office over T. c. Fletcb
er & Co.'S Store apply to
37tf r. q Fl ETCuEp
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

"A Row of Pearls glistening through coral lips
is certainly pleasing object; but a of discol
ored bespecked teeth in any mouth at all is a gre.
vious drawback; add to this that such set of teeth
is usually accompanied by impure breath and one
can scarcely imagine anything more Objectionable.
SOZODONT' the great purifier of the breath and
whitener of the teeth obviates this state of the
mouth completely, rescuing its dental occupants
from destruction, and oounteracting the influence
upon the enamel ofacid secretions in the mouth ia
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

At Bingham's drug store, for tn,
week ending January 3. 1883
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

In the programme for the week of
prayer for lsS3, the Evangelical Ali
ance has made no alluSion to the sin of
intempcrancc, save to include this sin
among those for which confession is
made. The National W. c. +. L. there
fore earnestly asks all Christians tn
present the cause of temperance as Il
subject of prayer on Tuesday, Janua-
~ q.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

The Academy closes on Friday OF
next week for vacation of three
weeks
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

As the library is to he closed for
examination, all books must he re
turned on or before Jan. 10, under Il
penalty of ~ for each volume not so
returned. Notice will he given of the
rc-opcning of the library.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

AT the union meeting of the North
and South churches at the latter church
on Sunday evening, the sermon was
preached by Rev. +. +. Fairbanks and
the singing was furnished 10y the male
quartettc.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

WIN. Daniels, butcher on Railroad
street, proposes to let the telephone
take the place of running a cart for Il
time. Those telephoning their order
have it filled as well as though they
went 10 the market in person
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

Mrs. Mary w. Villas has been ap-
pointed postmistress at East Concord.
and ID. c. Harrington at West Dan
willie
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1883-01-05

Miss Browns and Miss Flint'S
schools commence in the old North
church, January :, and Miss Wrinkles
and Miss Haryey's on Maple street at
the same time. 1t is expected the
Others will begin the 18TH
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01
CLERKS SALE.
South CarOlina..COunty Of York.

IN THE COMMON PLEAS.
William Il. Kell and others, plaintiffs, against
Banks Kell and others, Defendants.
TN obedience to the Decree for partition made
4 in the cause above entitled, and dated August
9th, A. d., 1882, will expose to public sale on
the
FIRST MONDAY (Sales- Day. IN NOVEMBER,
Next during the legal hours of sale, at the Court
House in Yorkville, the following Real Estate OF
the late JOHN G. KELL, deceased, situate in
the County and State aforesaid, and described in
the pleadings herein, and will be sold in the fol-
lowing parcels, to wit:
TRACT NO. 3,
Containing two hundred and forty-seven acres,
more or less. This tract covers the buildings.
TRACT NO. 6,
Containing seventy-four acres, more or less
Reference may be had to plats of same on file
in my Office made by c. Hicklin, Esq, D. s.
TERMS OF SALE.
One third Cash. balance Of purchase money
on twelve months credit, secured by purchasers
bond and mortgage of the premises sold, with
interest from day Of sale. Purchaser to pay for
papers, Re-sold at the risk of the former pur-
chaser. JOS. f. WALLACE, Z. Z. Pls.
October IL IL -, lot
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CLERKS SALE.
South CarOIina.-COunty of York.

IN THE COMMON PLEAS.
Emily Atkinson and others against L. g. Nc
Creight and others.
DURSUANT to Decretal Order in above.enti-
I tied cause, l will expose to public sale, at
the COURT HOUSE DOOR in YOrkville, S. c.,
ON MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1888,
(Sales- Day,) between the legal hours of sale, one
hundred and siXty-four 164) acres Of the Nc
Creight land" be the same more or less. The
"McCreight land" lies on Fishing Creek, in York
county; contains
1877 ACRES, MORE OR LESS;
And adioins lands of James Williford and others.
The entire tract less 33 acres in possession of W.
B. Wilson, ST., and w. B. Wilson, Jr., will be
sold.
TERMS OF SALE.
One fourth "a cash; one-fourth az on the first
day Of January next, aUhe7 possession ar 6e guen;
and the remainder on the first day Of December,
1884, Purchasers will be required to give bond
for the credit portion of their bid-the titles will
be reserved until the purchase-money be paid in
full-purchasers will stand subject, in the event
of failure to pay an instalment at the maturity
thereof, to show cause before the presiding Judge
of the Sixth Circuit, at his Chambers, on ten
days notice, why the lands should not be re-sold
at their risk-they will have leave to pay the
whole, or larger proportion, Of their bid sooner
than required-and they will have to pay for pa
pers. JOS. +. Wallace,
Clerk Of the Court
October II Al At
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CLERKS SALE.
South CarOlina--COunty of York.

IN THE COMMON PLEAS.
Sam'l NJ. Fewell Executor, plaintiff, against A.
F. Fewell and others, defendants.
TN obedience to the Decree Of this Court, made
1 at the June Term 1885, in above entitled cause.
l will expose to public sale at YORK COURT
HOUSE on the
FIRST MONDAY (Sales-D Day) IN NOVEMBER,
Next, during the legal hours of sale, all that
lot or parcel Of land, with the buildings situated
thereon, near Rock Hill, in the county and State
aforesaid, adjoining lands Of w. J. Rawlinson,
Mrs. Addie r. Witherspoon and others. con
tanning ONE and FIVE-EIGHTHS ACRES,
more or less.
TERMS OF SALE.
Cash enough to defray expenses of advertise
ment and sale, balance on credit of one year.
with interest from day Of sale, secured by bond
and mortgage of the premises sold. Purchaser
to pay for papers.
JOS. f. WALLACE, c. c. Pls
October II IL At
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CLERKS SALE.
S0uth CarOlina..COuntY Of York.
IN THE COMMON PLEAS.

IN THE COMMON PLEAS.
Jerome c. Miller, Plaintiff, against Mary o. Mil
Ter, et al, Defendants.
IN obedience to the order Of sale made by his
\ Honor J. II. Hudson at the June Term, 1888,
of the Court of Common Pleas for York county
in the above entitled cause, I will expose to
public sale at YORK COURT HOUSE on the
FIRST MONDAY (Sales-Day) )INNOEEMBER,
Next, all that piece, parcel or tract of land in
the County and State aforesaid, and known as
the MILLER'S MILL place, on Allison creek,
containing
8s ACRES, MORE OR LESS,
adjoining lands of Susan E. Barron NJ. J. Neely
and John Nichols including the Mills and Fix
lures situated thereon. Sold to make partition
amongst the heirs at law of Joseph Miller, Esq,
deceased.
TERMS OF SALE.
One third Cash balance in one and two years,
interest from day of sale, secured by the pnr-
chaser's bond and mortgage; purchaser to have
privilege of paying all cash. Purchaser to pay
for papers, JOS. f. Wallace, Z. Z. rs,
October II 81 Ot
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01
COFFINS AND CASKETS.
CARPETS.

Carpets and House Furnishing Goods, The
Largest Stock South Of Baltimore. Moquet,
Brussels, 3.Ply and Ingram Carpets, Rugs,
Mats and Crumb Cloths, Window Shades,
Wall Papers, Borders, Lace Curtains, Cor
nices and Poles, Cocoa Il Canton Mattings,
Upholstery, Engravings, Chromos, Picture
Frames. Write for Samples and Prices.
GEORGE A. BAILIE, AGUSTA, GA.
JulV ~ 2S ~
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TOWN TAX FOR 1888.

TO"N IAA FUN Iooos
4 II meetingof the Town Council held on the
IN lst instant, the following was passed:
BE it ordained by this Council, that a tax of 4
mills be levied upon all real and personal proper
ty within the corporate limits of Yorkville: two
(2) mills to defray the ordinary expenses of the
town, and two (2) mills to be applied'to thepay,,
ment of bonds and executions, as per order OF
next, and if not paid by the lst of December
next, then the LAWFUL PENALTY OF 10
PER CENT. to be added thereto ; and after the
first Of January next, executions to be issued
against all defaulters.
BY order of the Council.
+. HAPPERFIELD, 1ntendant.
j. r. ScHoRB, Clerk and Treasurer.
Yorkville, September g. 1888. 80 tt
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01

sEgn There are three little wicks to the
lamp ola mans slife-brain, blood and breath.
Press the brain little, its light goes out
followed by both the Others. Stop the heart
a minute and out goes all three of the
wicks. Choke the air out of the lungs and
presently the fluid ceases to supply the other
centers of flame and all is soon stagnatiOn,
cold and darkness
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01
JOHN R. ASHE.
WARE HOUSE.

T AM now prepared to Store and insure Cotton
L for any one desiring to hold for higher prices,
House has been built with the idea of supplying
|, long felt want in this way, and l have spared
no efforts to make it safe place to store cotton:
My charge for storage is % cents per bale, and
insurance Il cents per bale. per month.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01
Money and Cotton.

NV friends who owe me for Supplies or Fertil-
izers are hereby notified that their Notes and Ac-
counts are now due, and anything done for me
in Cotton or Money will be much appreciated.
Mr.. J. b. PEGRAM is now with me and would
IOHN ASHF
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AUCTION SALES.
sHERIFF,s SALES

SHERIFF'S SALES.
ID virtue of writs offieri facias tom directed,
I'D will be sold between the legal hours Of Sher-
NOVEMBER NEXT,
at York Court House, the following property to
wit:
Two-thirds interest in cotton gin, one-third
interest in a thrasher. Levied on as the proper
ty of Calvin Whisonant, at the suit of Herndon
Brothers. (Sl.l0.
One house and lot, situated on Depot Street, in
Rock Hill, bounded by lots Of A. f. Hutchison,
J. A. Williford, l.. d. Childs and others, con-
tanning one-half acre, more or less, levied on as
the property of d. A. Button, at the suit Of A. K.
Smith and others. lS2.l0
One tract Of land situated in Bethesda town
ship, on the county line between Chester and
York, bounded by lands Of A. S. Wallace, j. Nj.
Kirk patrick, j. S. McNeel and others, containing
one hundred and fifty acres, more or less. Lev
led on as the property Of Samuel w. McNeel,
deceased, at the suit Of w. 7. ID. Cousar " Son,
James l.. Moss, Administrator and others.
Defendants interest in tract Of land, near
Bethany Church. wherein he now resides, bound
ed by lands of the estate of Joel McCarter, Rob-
ert DAWSON, John O.. Crawford and others, con-
tanning two hundred acres, more or less. Levied
on as the property Of William B. Dawson, at the
suit of VIM and John McGill and others.
lS2.45
EGS~ Terms invariably cash. Purchasers who do
not comply with the terms ofsae, must expect the
property bid off by them to be advertised for re-
sale at their risk for the ensuing sales-day.
o., r. H;GLESS's s. flc' fil,c'
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A PREsCIPTIoN.-Ift the members of the
medical fraternity desire to know in what
estimation their abilities are held by the
sick of the country, let them read the tes-
timonials endorsing patent medicines. Ac-
cording to the testimonials, every tirst-class
physician in the country has failed to effect
cures that some patent medicine has per-
formed as easy as rolling off a log: If the
leading physicians would only think to pre-
scribe patent medicines, how vastly better
it would be for their regulations.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01
ANNUAL MEETING
OF the County Commissioners

or the County Commissioners.
OFFICE OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS,
YORK COUNTY, +
YoRKvILLE, S. c., September Is, 1883.
NOTICE is hereby given that the ANNUAL
~ MEETING of the Board Of County Commits
soners, for York county, will be held at York
Vile. S. c., on TUESDAY, THE 9TH DAY OF
NOVEMBER, 1888. Persons holding bills, ac-
counts or demands of any kind, against the
County, which have not heretofore been present.
cd to the Board are required to deposit the same
with the Clerk, duly attested, according to law,
on or before November l, 1883.
JAMES B. ALLISON, Clerk of Board.
October4 40 0
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$1,000 REWARD

Will be paid to any Chemist who will find. on anal
ysis Of 100 bottles S. s. S., particle OF Mercury,
Iodde Potassium, or any mineral substance.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co.
Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga.
BcWrite for the little book, which Will be males
free.
Price: Small size, S100 per bottle; largo size,
(holding double quantity) Sl.75 bottle All drug
gists sell it.
For Sale by DR.. JOHN G. KUYkENDAL.
August % 81 ly
Ion. A. II. H. STUART, President.
CHARLES i. COOKE, Secretary.
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Comfy Of York.
YORKVILLE HOTEL.

yIJHE undersigned respectfully gives notice
that he has taken charge Of Roses Hotel
in the town of Yorkvlle; but which will here
after be known as the YORkV1LLE HOTEL,
and will keep it open for the reception and enter
tainment of permanent boarders, and for the
accommodation of the travelling public. He will
give the management of the hotel his entire time
and attention, and will use his best endeavors to
give satisfaction to his patrons.
The rooms in the hotel are large, airy and
comfortable Terms will be reasonable.
H. w. SMITH.
July5 y 6m
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NeregW

Has been more destructive to human health and lie
than war, pestilencc and famine combined. so
said distinguished writer many years ago. and It ts
as true to-day as then. The poor victim OF Blood
Disease is drugged with Mercury to cure the maady.
and then dosed with loddes 10 cure HIM OF the Mer.
cural Poisoning but instead Of any relief. the 6rst
breaks down his general health and makes him q
cripple, and the other RUNS his digestive organs TO
those afflicted in this way Swit's Specific is the
weight In pold II antidotcs this Mercural Poison.
tones up the system. and brings the sufferer back
to health and happiness. Every person who has
ever been savated should by all means take thor
ough course OF this remedy.
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The .Murkrille &uquirer.

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VAIN REGRET.-"I wish 1 had saved up
money enough to pay my debts" said an
impecunious Austin man sadly. "Why 90
you feel so badly about it ?" inquired an ac,
quaintance. 1T is your creditors who feel
badly, not you. Why do you wish you had ati
"Why, if only had I would be the richest
man in this town" ."-7eras ,SJtings.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01

Bag The other day T. G. met an old friend,
who was formerly a prosperous young lum,
herman up North, but whose habits OF
drinking resulted as they often do, though
he has since reformed, and is trying to do
better.
GLOW are you?" said Il. 6.
"Pretty we'll, thank you; but !'ve just
been to a doctor to have him look at my
throat"
"What's the matter"
sWell, the doctor couldn't give me any
announcement At least he couldn't find
what wanted him to find"
''What did you expect him to tind""
81 asked him to look down my throat for
the saw-mill and farm that had gone down
there"
"And did he see nothing of it?"
s'No, but he advised me if ever get an
other mill, to run it by water" ."-Free Press
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01
COTTON AND MONEY.

yUyIIE Companies represent are urging me to
make early and prompt objections for sales
of Fertilizers Those who purchased tertlllzers
from me, will bear in mind that their obi cations
are due the 18th of October, when prompt SETTLE
ments will be expected and required:
r. S. JEFFERYS, Agent.
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NV Stock of General Merchandise is Full
moving very satisfactorily in every line, showing
that my prices are on the right side. offer par
ticular inducements in Shoes and Boots, Hats and
Caps, and Ready made Clothing. Having bought
these goods at very low prices, am prepared to
give away some bargains, and can fit everybody.
JOHN r. ASHE.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1883-11-01

ADvANTAGEOF FALLING AsLEEP.-This
yarn comes from Arizona: A religious mi
ner, White, by name, had labored long and
Sunday, as always, when he fell asleep (as
always) and the book fell over precipice,
fifty feet high. White climbed down the
canyon, and found it open, with a piece Of
quartz lying on the verse: "Ask, and it
shall be given you seek, and We shall find
knock, and it shall be opened unto you"
Accepting this as good omen, Mr.. White
searched, and in few moments succeeded
in locating the ledge, which was over two
feet in width, and assaysS235, on an average,
to the ton. Wonder how it would have
worked if he'd been reading copy of
"Hoyle," at a point where it says flush
beats two pairs: Probably in that case, he