Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-05-22
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PLEASANTRIES.

A MOTTO for young lovers-So-fa and
no father.
CALLING for division of the house
Filing petition for divorce.
A LAWYER is about the only man that
ever made anything by opposing wom-
ans will.
WHEN at home, the Chinaman is a
Monaghan. When in the United States
he is Mustgolian.
A LOUISVILLE belle has in her parlor
a beautiful embroidered motto, "E Plur
bus, yum, yum"
A YOUNG lady, not well versed in
music, wants to know if dance music is
written in foot notes.
The name of the Speaker of the Mas
sachusetts House is No-yes. and his
ability to decide a tie is doubted.
Sign on q gentleman's house in Edin-
burgh: ANY person entering these in
closures will be shot and prosecuted"
GREE of charge empty gun"
There's where you make mistake. It's
the empty guns that have added to the
angelic population.
| WHEN Patrick saw the announcement
| IN shop window, "Great Slaughter
in Clothing" he stepped in and inquired
for "wan of thin kilt SUITS
The great social mania if to have ones
hand photographed. But when man
holds four and fails to get bet he
doesn't want his hand photographed.
HERE is one we thought of sending to
London Puach-Why is a small NOR.
sci Of bread smaller in French than in
English Because it is a moroccan (more
so).-LoaOeU Citizen.
eyes" said the country member, ST
went to that variety show because I felt
sure there'd be nobody there who knew
me !! burned if pretty much the whole
Legislature wasn't there |"
"Wmn the coming man drink wine ?"
asks the Boston Star. He will when he
can get some other man to pay for it.
When the expense falls upon his own
shoulders he will imbibe beer. -New
York Commercial advertiser.
A TIPsY Bostonian, who was arrested
while making vain efforts to clutch at a
BARRIERS pole, exclaimed, as the police
man drifted him in the direction of the
station-house, "Stransh, I never saw'r
DORA borealish smear before"
"WELL, and what has become of our
old friend KIP" Turned stock broker"
"Ah did he make anything?" "He
did-he made 400, 900 francs customer
had deposited with him, and then he
made for America !''-Paris paper.
"WHERE are you going to at such
gait p asked Jones, pere, as he met his
daughters young man. "What gate,
sir ?-there amt any gate-I mean
and then he wrenched himself together
with sickly smile and looked feeble
minded.
"Is THE neighborhood much both
cred with cats ?" asked gentleman who
was negotiating for the lease of house.
cit used to be-" frankly answered the
landlord. "but since a French res
taurant was opened around the corner
there hasn't been one SEEN"
A coNoEIrED man, noted for his lack
Of good looks, pompously said ct have
three children who are the very image
of myself. % How 7 pity the youngest!"
exclaimed person standing by. "Why
is that ?" asked the conceited man.
because it is the one that will proba-
bly, have to resemble you the longest"
SOME charitable Harvard students
went and sawed up the wood pile of a
poor widow while she was away. and
when she returned she discovered that
they had destroyed lot of timber she
had bought to build an ell to her cot
tage. Bold, bad men are not adapted
to saving wood.
PROFESSOR to classical student-"H
Atlas supported the world, who support
ed Atlas?" Student-"The question.
sir, has often been esked, but never, so
far as I am aware, satisfactorily an
swered. I have always been of the opin-
ion that Atlas must have married rich
wife and got his support from her
father"
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