Daily Los Angeles herald., 1883-08-07
Press Pleasantries.

Au-AllQlhuARoii1 nhuA Pato kiS1h HVk
giles on his horse, hoping to induce him
to eat wheat straw in the supposition
that II is hay.
Boston girls are so awfully cultured
that they won't call it the ''Sweet By
and-By.' They call it the ''Sugared
Subsequently. = Burlington Free Press
"Just nv luck moaned Philadel-
phia man. Here I've been paying
heavy premiums on u life insurance
policy for twenty years and I'm not dead
yet"
'sSeyeral New York editors own fancy
farms in the interior OF the State. :"
They think Of economizing by selling
their farms and organizing travelling the
atrical companies.
The man who missed the train on ac-
count OF being detained at home by some
needed repairs on his pataloons, mourn
fully suggested that it is folly to say,
ut is never too late to mend."
II don't see how you city folks live
with no exercise at all, remarked o
countryman to his new boarder. ''No
exercise?" exclaimed the city man; guess
you never saw fellow chasing street
car"
An exchange from the center Of the cy-
clone-swept Western districts states it is
noteworthy fact that thus far not one
Of its subscribers has been run down by
cyclone. Is not this rather a hnmiliat-
ing confessions
A mother can call, Johnnie, it's time
10 get up" for three hours without maxi
ing any impression, but when the old
man steps to the foot Of the stairs and
shouts ''Johnl" Johnnie takes his
breakfast with the rest Of the family.
Mrs. Summerbreeze's new girl was
told to watch the turnover for few
minutes; when the lady returned the
turnover was burned to crisp and the
girl remarked .''Sure, it watched it,
mum, but it hasn't turned over yet"
A lady poet asks. How can tell him
/ love him no more," Probably the best
way is to get him into an ice-cream sa-
loons Eat five dishes and then break the
news gfntly,s II hei doasn,tmascept the
situatia D. sdns van lad lbsfberhttryp aud love
him Wss6isy sEcaicSafa fiesef ad better.
Somebody who knows says that Clara
Louise Kelf6s tifs PfifnT donna. never
b; had ANY idfs q 5 Mn Whitney, Y,
pleased Miss Kellogg most some time
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ie9ssofA fjfohfifient aWEytsrff rHR rHRfTAce Hu
itaaat HfhhatrfaIaw Rhfs ene4fti n
ttAetwfth Af4exception of the last sen.
tenrAstoWe isvsr dbean surdnflyd zHftursl
yasss+hey won't call it the Sweet BY
and-By.n They Gall i the .'Sugare
Subsequently IT Burlington FTs. PrssA
.Just IDLteua& OF zutaresta PhiladeI
phis man. "Here-+1se been payin
heHsm nersdssIls er,t and sitardHs essAe
srslihs iasess ssssjies ef'hssedphBsn0t dea
y#hen an officer came to arrest the
thiev3agereb3 3Sevf HprEyssethS[f a '<tdslAf
sisgsxantsd dfaa dietfrior OF the State.
asSBs|sss ssa II il
whitffe &fpmgAp iesb0o men in New York,
H 4 SsiSs R!ssls & "a y ahBg hIBgy yjsI
sSssss ~! s issy 3 ~
~',tt B 1evsr I9o late to mend.
s WE ns ~ ~exsraRs" !" glf" u fef6i ef6i Esat'
countrymsn TO his new boarder. IN
exercise, exclaimed the city man; "gues
you never saw fellow chasing stree
car"
An exchange from the center OF the cy
cloneswept Western districts states il
noteworthy fact that thus far not on
Of its subscribers has been run down b
cyclone. Is not this rather humilia
ing eonfessiong
i4'ts'