Delta chief., 1883-08-22
SMILES.

Il DOstOu SOuTltT.
Marry in haste and repent at-your
father-in-law's.-[Puck.
Beats awl-the shoe machine.-TBos-
ton Commercial Bulletin.
Santa Cruz is the noblest rum'un of
them all.-[N. Y. News.
Two for ascent-A pair of balloonists.
II New York Journal.
A rough Notwithstanding on
fight Burlington Free Presss
A crop report can be heard long dis
tance. New Orleans Picayune.
The latest wrinkle in cuffs is caused
by the heat New York Post
The turn of the "ticd''-Starting
homeward after the wedding trip [Oil
City Derrick.
A notable event is apicnic where one
must sit ON the ground to eat.-tN. o.
Picayune.
Two of fay kinda pair of fairies. A
farce-seeing eye-The thcater goer' s.
IN. Y. journal.
II fill this cup 10 one made up as
the man remarked when he toasted the
ancient BELLE Puck
Never propose to a girl in writing. 1t
is present company that is always
accepted. Life
l. circus canvas a showcase? Up
with the lark-lts feathers. Cincin-
matt Merchant and Traveller.
strawberry shot cake is what the
man with the dyspepsia calls it Bos-
ton Commercial Bulletin.
The bootblack shines while he works.
but the lazy man whines while he shirks.
II New York Journal.
Coleridge-"My eyes make pictures
when they are Shut They cannot be
sca-vicws. Boston Courier.
The poultry farmer and the carriage
maker know how to make coop pay.
~ Boston Commercial Bulletin.
An Ohio farmer has named one of his
hogs Maud. because she comes into the
garden so much Modern Argo.
Wha, should man he called who
takes the place of another in brass
band? A substitooi.-fCarl Pretzels
Weekly.
What costume ought To remind lady
of her washcrwoman9 Why, her lawn
dress. 10 bc sure. - Carl Prcfzcls
We.klS
lie who dreamed that he dwclt in
marble "hsulsH must have gone TO sleep
in quarry. Y. Commercial Adv
crtiser.
.'The boy stood on the burning deck.
He had probably been sent on an errand
and told TO hurry back Boston Tran
script.
Strange, that notwithstanding the
many great strains Of music. IL never
suffers from soreness. .- Baltimore Eve
~ Saturday.
How can SO many butchers be small
men. despite the fact that everybody
knows butchers stall?-[Pi,tsbnrg-
Despatch.
They most enjoy the world who leas,
admire" This does not refer to the
young lady who looks in the glass.
New York Journal.
The boys who 20 In swimming after
Sunday school probably do so under the
impression that "Cleanliness Is next TO
Goodness oil City Derrick
IAN flesh Is grass. and perhaps this
is the reason why the moving machine
occasionally chcws up the harvest hand.
- san Francisco Argonau,,
IL J. an plu saNlnU 'nHl Tue WhltHeu
spot never has boil, That is the rea-
son why man cannot see the back part
of his neck New Orleans Picayunc.
The chap who lcf, his landlady in the
urch being asked why he changed his
boarding place said IL was on account
of the strong lowed her. - Marathon
Independent.
When little Edith cried because the
suporiluous kittens had been drowned.
her unfceling papa jocosely remarked
that that was only drop in the bucket.
- Boston Transcript.
Female pugilists should wear poke.
bonneis. IN. Y. Commercial Advert
ser Yes; and female poker players
should wear chip hats, We suppose
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
A Western style of scarf pin is in the
form of tree with rope dangling
from n big branch.-[EN. This un-
doubtedly is another form of the lynch
pin Pittsburgh Telegraph.
.My wfc's sister, out in lnjanna. is
dead. and she's wearing mournin'. and
she though, it'd be more appropriate
like to use black tea for while now. y
Il Marathon Independent.
The poet who wrote 'the child is faith
er of the man. was somewhat discon-
ccrted when practical friend asked
him how the case would be in the event
of the child being y girl Boston