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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
TOTAL COLLAPSE OF THE sUSTLE.

At last, after gradual decline and
many cOllapseS, we have 10 record with
sadness the hustle. Big and little, bOny,
starchy, hairy or stuffed with cotton
batting-the hustle isldead, and as we
stand over the corpse of this mOnstrosl-
ty, which in life terrified Us and held us
in abiect subsection, We eXclaim: "For
goodness sake. Mrs. Fashion, what are
we to do nOw?n 1t is true the hOrrid
thing would get on one side in church
TO make us the laguhing-stOck of that
stuck-up choir, and uniformly disgraced
lis in the horse-cars before men, who
always jeer at things their gross ignor-
ance fails to comprehend. But no wo-
man wants to go through life and a
crowded concert room with q flat back!
II is rs natural for well-regulatad fe-
male to hitch up her clothes and give
little spiteful dab at her draperies be-
hind when she rises up in the cars or
gets before mirror, as it Is for men to
look at themselves in plate-glass shop
window when strolling by. OF course
it has been standing joke for centuries
that the vanity of woman is what will
eventually impOverish the country and
send men bald-headed to their graves;
but candidly and frankly now, are men
not as vain over a new crop Of whisk-
ers, bell.crowned hat and bOb.tailed
coat, as women are of their general get
up and stock of invincibles? There
never lived q woman who coald surpass
a we'll dressed man in conceit, only he
doesn't make so much fuss over it.
Men are Just as fond Of themselves as
women are, and no doubt do more solid
work pOsturing and posing before their
toilet glass in the morning than women.
OF course there are men who neglect
their personal appearance and laugh at
this sort Of thing, just as there are wo-
mon who care nothing about the edicts
of fashion. But there is a wonderful
sight of priggery and pomade about the
male belle. But the hustle is thing of
the past, even the cheap, handy paper
kink which girls frantically manufac-
tured when in hurry, and very salts
factory they were to, except that in
conjunction with French heels, they
could undermine the average woman's
spine more than habitually doing three
dozen of clothes every Monday morning
for ten wears. Paper bustles, girl, are
heating and destructive to nerves, so
YOU had better rejoice upon the whole,
that they have gone.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
MspscAL:
home COMFORT.
After . Rainy Ride . Country Figs.
ctan Tells what He Thinks
~f 8oRO ReOpl0.

AFTER . Rainy Ride . Cssntry PAyss.
ctaa Tells Whist Ne Thinks
81 801e People.
al wish 10 gracious foms people would
learn when they need doctor and vhsn they
don't" exclaimed Dr.. E@H hs entered
his house In cosy little village In the intsri'
or of the srate Of New York, after tedious
night hide of many miles II have been down
among the mountains 70 SEQ man, who the
messenger said. was very sick and not likely
TO live till morning unless he had immediate
help, and found him suffering from rather
sharp attack OF collie, which his family might
have relieved In ten minutes II they had
grain OF sense and two or three simple RENE
dies in the house. But no; they must remain
as ignorant as pigs. ard when the least ache
or pain takes them, send for doctor, whether
they ever pay him or not"
"Why, Doctor, what kind o; simple RENE
dies, as you call them, do you expect people
to keep in the house," asked his wife, as she
poured him q cup OF hot tea.
"In this case" answered the Doctor. "lf
they had only put a BENS0N'S CAPCiSE
POROUS PLA on the mans stomoch he
would have been all right In an hour, and
saved me adreary ride"
In all ordinary complaints II cures at on e.
All diseases arc eliminated from the system
by what may be called expulsion or extrac.
ton, or by union OF the two processes Ben.
sons Plaster promotes both. II incitss the
torpid liver to act, and sends It's healing.
soothing influence through the myriad pores
of the skin. All other plasters oblige the pa
tient 10 wait. They give him hope for to NOR
row. Bensons Plaster gives him help to day.
which is better, do you think. Buy the
CAPCINE and keep 1t In the house. Price, IS
cents
seabury & Johnson, Pharmaceutical Chem
isis New York,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
Cause Enough for Del. Trem.

The writer once met with the parallel
to the old story about ''got 'em again."
on board a steamer in the West Indies.
a passenger, occupying one of the main
deck cabins, experienced certain strange
manifestations for several nights In
succession after he had retired to rest,
so hideous in their nature that he was
nearly driven mad. Cnhappily this
gentleman had a propensity for intern
perance, and feared to mention his
nocturnal prosecutions, lest he should
shame him in the eyes of his fellow
passengers, by turning out to be the
product of diseased BRAIN delirium
tremens. But he wasn't so bad as that;
for huge land crab as big as dinner
plate, which had somehow found its
way into the cabin, was at length dis.
covered there. What the poor fellow
must have suffered nightly with this
awful crustacean crawling over him,
must have been enough to drive any
one mad
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
A Society Innovation.
VAL Street NewS.

val Street NcWS.
My daughter is to be married next
week." he said, as he sat down and re-
moved his hat.
"And you will present her with q
check for $4,000, of course?' replied
the broker.
"Well, no, that's what called to see
you about. / believe in innovation"
"Iou'll give her $4,000 in cash,
eh?"
"No, sir. I was thinking that you
might take about $500 and buy about
$4,000 worth of some sort of bonds"
GAS an investment for an income?"
"No-for a show. Get $1,000 bonds,
il possible. Get some that are printed
in red and blue ink, if you can. If
they have big red or blue seals on so
much the better. If they begin In the
name of God, amen they will look the
more important. See that the paper is
good, the printing clear, the signatures
IN a bold, heroic hand, and send your
bill to me. The time has gone by
when the public can be fooled by
check,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
FARM AND GARDEN NOTES,
Original and ComnI,aa

About this time Of year wool growers
must expect TO hear the most dolefuI
reports from the wooden manufacturers
Prices Of the raw material must NOT be
stimulated on the eve of shearing. OF
one point, however, growers may rest
assured-the stocks of old wool are
light throughout the country.
During the last four years the Pro-
vince of Ontario has lost 100000 Of its
population by emigration. The United
States has absorbed 10000 OF this num-
Der. This country presents q wider
field for enterprise than any other in
the world. How seldom do we hear of
a Yankee emigrating to foreign coun-
try.
The railways ofIndia are controlled
by the government, which is reducing
the treights on the long interior rail
way lines of that country to aid the
people in their competition with Amer
lean wheat. 1t will be for the interest
OF cur railway magnates to maintain
such rate of freight on grain as will
facilitate its free movement,
The rhubard plant-plant can be great
strengthened by removing the seed
shoots as often as they appear. Allow
Ing them to mature greatly weskens
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
DEATH IN THE SKY.

Who that looks upward TO the sky
In some transparent summer night,
When mystic stars are bu rning brigh
When there Is nothing wide and high
Save what enchants the sight
Who that looks upward TO the life
We call eternal. and which seems
Quiescent as the flow OF streams
Unmarried by bitter:death or strife,
Ethereal of our dreams
Thinks that within the calmy vast
World-nkture rolling overhead
suns circle which are cold and dead,
And spheres which blazed in ages past
Are tnfeless globes, that shed.
No glImner through the lucent air,
Yet whiFi upon their unseen ways
Like gh osts OF other skies and days
Like shadows lingering darkly where
The ancient spiendor staysT
AS radiant earth is but the tomb
Where death awaits behind Its bars
Hearts torn with many and scars,
TIE sky is an unfathomed gloom
a sspucher OF stars.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
THE WAYS OF THE WORLD.

4 Brooklyn shOpkeeper announces Ely
rose potatoes for sail"
The bounty on spsrrows in EvansSilIe,
Ind, is one cent head.
A Washington county (Pa0 hunter
cought Ii young foxes in one nest.
Iowa had 10 cyclones between February
%, 1875, and October -. 1881.
Fifty-three saloons are now open in Des
Moines under the 81 900 license.
There have been 80 pairs OF twins born in
Rocks county, Kansas, in the past twelve
months. One woman was the mother OF
two pairs of these.
The Hon. John Jay was robbed in street
car recently of an oPen-faced gold watch
which belonged TO his more celebrated
grandfather OF the sane name.
1t is not well to expect too much Even
II We have good Postmaster General, the
country will have to put up with q great
many fourth class postmasters."
1t is announced that shook and line fish
ing anywhere in Narragansett Bay, in the
vicinity OF Newport, has been rendered un-
profitable" That brings those waters in
harmony with the rest of the world.
About this time the shrewd man puts a
big dog in his garden to chase away the
neighbors hens, and the dog does it, and
| the man goes to gaze at the garden at night
and wonders who has driven over il, irrecu.
larry, with horse rake.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
FARM AND HOUSEHOLD.
Proper Method of Transplanting In
Dry Weather.
sopssN CULTIVATION or The APPLE,
Current Farm and Garden NOtes-Vetsrinary
misunderstanding Fence Posts
The Housekseper-A Quartstts
of Valuable Recipes.
..nsn,ar,,,xinDryw weather.

This question which has become one
cfIrcidrd interest, should be well IN
Cnired into, and when il Is once Wen
Tnd,r.tood it will be found 70 possess
far more importance than any Que
,Tn,,II at first believe. 1t has been oiiy
n short time when 1t was TIE Tuis ~
',.oi+ for rain before setting out plants
and - soon as 3 smart shower a. 40
BILE all hands would get TO "o[A ~ - "
their transplanting; anu uO"IiI ~, in
who have posted themselves W., AZ a.
the matter, would rather SET uu' -,
plants i'm dry weather than alteI . tail or
Not a great many years ago many IT, o
NIL. would wait for certain Signs ol 'ue
moon before sowing their Seeu OUT a.
We have come to altogether uisresal"
srch an illusion, We shall equally uiSre-
card the idea that We can tTauSFlauS
6niy after shower, and go right on ana
40 il al any time, only observing uue
csrs The way, therefore, people now
10 who understand how things can De
Jona j. tu 90 over the ground where tue
1,Isntsar to be set, and make the neceS-
tary holes deep down in the SOIL Win
dibble. where the plants are 10 grow,
and fiji these holes with water. I'M mn
will soon soak away, leaving the SroI,,h,u
ina half dry' half wet condition Tue
rIapts to he set are then taken from tue
SenJ.bed. and the roots dOuSed III YES
ool oC water. and then one by one are
taken out and put intothe holes, pressed
firmly, and the work Is done: lheS
,,a.I mo more water, will VIII very
Iitrlr. and 90 right on TO grow, anu iar
-. tIan yvbrn half bucket Of water
is poured around each plant When SCI
ont and then let alone for tiile' At
least. ,I,,,,
should dry weather follow. the plants
must Of course be again watered, OUT
not in the old way of pouring around
p,ch plant a gallon, only 10 run away
and do no service. How then, II VIII
hr asked. arr they watcred: y llItie ol
the earth is removed from the p!ahtN uy
a hoe, 50 ~ To form 4 sort OF uaNih aho!I
il, a moderate quantity OF water Is
poured into the basin, and in few
minutes, the water having all soaked
AWAY about the roots the earth Is re-
stored around the plants, and the sur
face j. as before. This prevents the
water from running away, and the sun
from baking the earth, and the wet
soil underneath will be retained, and
not more than two such waterlngS will
H. required 10 continue the steady
Growth OF the plants during any dry
SPELL or even prolonged drought.
II this hint is taken up and properly
pursued, il will not only save a great
deal of hard labor, but il Will insure
GOOD and satisfactory crop; and we
suggest that it be tried the present sea.
~nn hy those who live to learH," and
desire to reap the best harvest from
whatever may be SOwn.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
Pence Posts

The Scientific American tells Of q
recipe by which fence posts Of even the
suitest woods can be made durable.
The original source Of this valuable in
formation discovered many years ago
that woud could De made to last longer
than iron in the ground, but thought
the process 80 simple that It was not
we'll a. make = stir about it. Would as
scou have poplar, Eastwood or ash a.
any OtLer kind oil timber for fence posts.
Have taken out Eastwood posts after
having been set seven years that were
a. sound when taken out - when first
put in the ground. Time and weather
seemed 10 have no effect on them. The
posts can be prepared for less than two
cents apiece. This is the recipe: Take
boiled iinStcd oil and stir in pulveriled
coal 10 the consistency of paint. Put a
coat of this over the timber and there is
unta man that will live to see it rot.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
Trustees Sale OF q Valuable
Ohio County Farm.


DY VIRTUE or a DEED or TRUST
ID made by Peregrino Whitman to the IN.
dersigncd, trustee, dated ON the lst day o.
February, lsSj, and recorded In the Office Ut
the clerk Of the County Court ~ Ohio county.
West Virginia, In deed OF trust book No. ID.
on page 81. 70 secure 10 Thomas u. Wins,
The Exchange Bank OF Wheeling, The banE
payment OF certain sums OF money men.
.'""sa "Imui:sSSIJJrEE :. Iss'; :, ,,,,,.
auction, on The premises, TO the highest and
the waters Of hngraws run, In Liberty DIS.
trict. IN Ohio county. Wee, virglniA; whica
more on Magrswr run. corner To jaime. 80
ton, thence mp said run n. % Y. ~ 80
poles thence q. r. .H ~ - poiis In: 'S D;
v. Chambers and corner 70 Thomas
Wins and ]. y. whlihami thence along >. y.
Whiihams line n. esN W. " pole msr %
s. B po ~ along i prs.:s iSsi f9i ss.ns. :os:
j. poles; thence n. siH "; i2Ss pole. ,h.ns:
thence g. TX ". 10 as poles; thsnos = g
w. I2L poIss u . chsstnn,; thence n. ~ w.
q pol.s; thence .. M W. W poss: shsnss
" ~ p3is- 70. 70 bI.,s run ,s ro:d ,ssns sa
I2h y AZ poles 10 q stone. cornsr 70 Edwasd
Ray; thsfice H. iP y. II poles; thsncs =. -
WI 1910 poles 70 line Of said R.y 'n hss
corner 20 q. q. wLitharns lot thsnos slonR
his line y. o. r. " g.io roles; theocs
II poies; thenceH ~ W. NB-s poiss 70 line
OF Edward Ray thence with has nnsh ~ X.
"a F.IQO poles; tb.ncss. y ". q ~ lSpois. 70
lire of Morrow Gibson fbenns With his line =.
81 Est "a TO poles to lin. Of JA. OASf0n th.nne
along his line ~ d D. ~ 9t.l0o polls tbsnos
4. 70 y. ~ i2.iG poles IN = Wild cherry thsues
". ~ " i7s. 10 poles IN the BEGINNING. COP.
tsining Two Hundred and Ftftssn ga asrex
more or le-s, being the farm on which said
Prreyrtne Whitman now residsaL
Terms Of kslss-Ons third of the purehsee
money and ~ much more ~ the pufch $50
may elect 10 pay, In cash, and ths ~
two equal annual pay msEts, with lntrrsss
from tho day Of ssis, the purchAasr " Civ:
hi, note, with good security. for tbsdefsrred
payments, ard The legal title " be retained -
further security until the payment OF the
purchase money IN full. Tbs Title W SAID
property In believed 10 b. peIfcot. bus. seiIing
IA trustee, ! shall convey only such title ~ "
LIZ. JoSE%
my7lsg Ifustes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
THE HOuSEKEEPER.
Conducted by q Lady.
Contributed.
Breaherumb Padding.

Make breaGcrumbs by rubbing the
crumbs of q stale loaf through a fine
wire sieve; put a pint of milk and an
ounce of fresh butter into q saucepan on
the fire, with sugar to taste, and the
thin rind of a lemon, cut il possible in
one piece; when the milk boils strew
breadcrumbs into it until a thick por-
ridge is obtained; turn it out into a
basin. When cold remove the lemon
rind, and stir in one by one the yOlks Of
four eggs, mix well, then stir in the
whites of two eggs beaten up to Il stiff
froth, and a small quantity of candied
citron-peel cut very thin. Have plain
mould, buttered and bread
crumbed very carefully all over, pour the
composition into it, and bake it about
half an honr. Serve cold with COM
pote of any fruit round it. LUCIE.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27

the curtains, but finish with plain
hem, With the various trifiing orHa-
ments young girl gathers about her,
the room will receive anything 1t may
need in color to brighten it. A room so
prettlly furnished may be a real help TO
a girl it will not be easy for her to eul-
tivate disorderly habits there, for the
effect she has worked to create would
be entirely marred. 1t may help her TO
calm thoughts, but Of this we cannot be
certain.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
The BLACK Mexican Bear.

| do not think that 1.-THE Of the at
tentIon is paid to the cultivation of the
Black Mexican or FrejOle bean that it
deserves. Some people don't like it be-
cause it is black, and when cooked
makes the soup nearly as black as ink;
but I can assure them that the soup Is
not only not the worse for that, but 1t
isFthe best bean soup ever eaten. AS a
side dish or for soup there is no bean a.
ali to compare to it, and my wonder is
that it is not more grown in our gardens,
especially IS it is so easily done. 1t
should be planted in drills, thirty inches
apart in the rows, on not very rich soil,
and requires no brush. \ bed fifteen
feet square will yield enough fora good
sized family through the winter.
BETTE.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
TRUSTEES SALE
OF A VALUABLE
Market 81. DWELLING and Business House.

10y VIRTUE or A DEED or TRUST.
ID dated the ifth day of January .is's.msis
by John Thoner aud Frances Thoner. his
WIFE 10 George ". JenerA, trustee, 10 secure W
Mary A. Franyheim. rxecutrix, the p.ymsnt
Of certain promissory notes named thsrsin,
which deed az trust In OF record In the Ciernr
Once 81 the County Court Of Ohio county,M.
Va, In Iced OF Trust Hook No. Is, psgcs sii,
Sl2 and as; and by virtue at an der oi me
Circuit Court Of said county mAde and en-.
tered on the 5th day OF May, lSS, appointing
the undersigned IN rustec under said decd q
trust In the place and ktead OF George ".
letters will proceed o sell NJ thc front door
of the Court House In the city OF Whceling.on
Wedp rssiay, the 3Oth dag ef yane, isss.
beginning nj ~ O'Clock ~, the folio wing
described res estate situate In the flfth ward
of the laid city OF Wheeling that T. 10 AZ:
40 much OF the lot numbered Ono Hundred
and Twenty Nine l?sl, situate on tue saW
siue OF Market Square, NJ fronn twenty:
Two Feet and One Inch an the east side ~
Market SIuare, and extending bacK and ~
equal width, eastwArdly 20 tho wcat side %
Alley &C" being the noa tterly ons.third part
Of said LOT No ~ together with the brick
business house and dwelling and all the ether
improvtm. nt erected thereon.
TERMs OF SALE-One-thi 81 the purchAas
money and ~ much more ~ the purchaser
may elect 10 pay In On, d, and the residue In
two equal annual pay msnts with intersse
from the day Of sale, the purchaser 70 give
his notes with good security for the deferred
payments, aud the legal title la the properly
To he retained until the purchase money 10
Title believed 10 be perfect. but selling -
trustee shall convey rsJulrsd 10y isw'
W. II. HALLER. Auctioneer. Trustee
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
Han IN Get Rid nf Ants.

As hot weather is approaching and
these nasty pests will naturally make
their appearance again let me mention
a remedy that saw printed in a paper
two or three years ago, which L tried
and found to answer the purpose well,
and we had no ants for the rest Of the
summer, and the case has been the
same each summer since. 1t is simply
to sprinkle some powdered sulphur in
the closets, shelves, or whatever places
may be infected. This IS cheap and
easy to try. MAMIE
IjFu MrtJ %,
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Soup with Poaehed Eggs.

Poaeh some eggs-one for each person,
and one Over-in sailed water, with a
little vinegar, some peppercorns, and a
few leaves of parsley in a shallow pan,
iustlong enoug h to set the yolks slightly /;
take out out each egg with a slice, brush
it clean with paste brush, and cut it
with q round, fluted paste-cutter, about
two inches in diameter, so IS to get all
the eggs in uniform shape, and leaving
neither too much nor too little white
around them. Turn the egg over care
fully, brush it clean, and lay it in the
sOuptureen, ready filled with boiling
hot, clear jelly broth. The water in
which the eggs are pOached should be
kept at boiling point, but never boil.
WhCCimg. MAGGIE.
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DR.. J. w. Bate,
20 n. lark Ntreet, ChieaEo. HI.

SO n. clark Street. chicago. HI.
Chronic Diseases and Abuses OF Youth and
nj. a. sts of the Blood, Skin, Kidneys, 9suito
trnary Organs, Cntarrh. Asthma, Bron.
cbttis. Fits, Nervous Debility. All diseases
resulting from .ndiscretiOns excuses freated
hy te~ied remedies that are perfect speeches.
for this class OF maladies. Immsiiate RELIEF
snd permanent cure OF Rhsu nstisrn aud
plies guaranteed. Tape Worm removed with
head in SIX hours, Call or write Tor tresti's'
MASITowoc, WIS. Dec. %, 81.
DR.. J. ". BATE
pyAR SIR-The medicine you sent me Tor
Tsp& Worn Vas received and given ~ you
directed, and ] am pleased ~ say thAs In ipnf
houTs after, q Tape Worm was pa$sei Win
he mead: II measured IS feet Thanks 70
yonr medicine. |hCOb IEsD'f'
myuvsT
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
FOR SALE.

r HAVE FOR BALM ABOUT FORTY
i Pieces Of city property, ranging In price
from S0 Ia $500. Two brick houses on
Main street; three brick houses ON Markr:
three frames and one brick on ChAaline; two
brick > ON Eofi; two bricks ON JACOB: three On
Sevs nteenlh two on Fourteenth two ON six-
teenth two on Thirteenth eight or Ten houses
on the Island. Also, IL fAtms within az
miles Of wheeling. W. y. HU rhlSS
Real Estate Agent,
mala No Twelfth ktrcet.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
m EDICAL
Til <zuE

Pymmia, septlemia, scroiula, and other
forms OF blood poisoning, resulting In glanu-
lar swelIings, ulcerous patches In The throst
ii ,u"utn. Assesses, carbuncles, tumors
ir .a:. >rd and expelled by the Cuticnra Re-
e. 49, The new blood purifier, while the
>kli., - cleansed Of ali disfguring humors by
the external use OF Cuticura and Cuttcura
Soap, the great skin cures. Cuticura Resell
vent absolutely destroys disease germs, which
float n the blood, urine and perturbation
Their - no doubt about it-Rnd expelS them
ihr q A the bowls, kidneys and pores OF the
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1883-05-27
BEST BLOOD PURIFIER.

have used your Cuticura remedies In SOW
eral cases OF Eczema, Moist and Dry IetsI'
and cured them al. Your Cuticura ReSo,'
vent, 80 ar a. my supply allows me 10 sest ~
in INV hands, exceeded in efficacy and ell
cheney any alternative compound blood pnrt
fer have ever made Use OF In an active
EN- ECKER, ". ~
jacksonville, Pa.