Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1883-10-01
BRIGHT BITS

4 LAND LEACL E-tlree miles.
PAID back the money y0u borrowed 10
20 On you acati0n with:
TIE man who was struck by lightning
said be got an electric 1elt.
AFAsHI0S paper says waists are %
be FULL Especially after aiuner.-H1ri-
f0yd IHass.
THE Young man in Pennsylvania who
was sweet On an Oh kings daughter said
he thought Uetr9leyum-Tum was very
nice.
4 NOTED PHYSICIAN says that nearly
all women have smaller chests and trunks
tnan they ought Bsggage-men don't
think Burlington Free Prsss.
WHAT a beautiful sight % sc q 20
pound woman, with a back a. broad a. a
canal boat, bearing about a nine-Ounce
paras0l ~ protect her from the sun.-Lht-
oaGD Ielegr0E.
Ny face j. ms fortune, sir" indignant
ly responded a Teshy young lady. when
her sutton delicately attempted % sound
her financial prC-p poets. 1T j. certainly a
large one. then" dryly responded the
Young man.
-YR-." saws Mrs. Parvenu. 1--WE had a
real nice time at Richfield and sharon.
When we left ] gave my card u lots Of
people Oh the piazza. Dur most u 'ein for
got u give me theirs. "-Neir l0rk UQI
md EI1ress
WHAT j. thaI mans name who j. talk
ing 50 loud = said q customer u q beer
saloon ~ the Teutonic proprietor. y don
know vat hees name vas said Hans,
but hoes peesness vas dead peat
B1Ef1a Bulletin.
x. AHO has lately added d de- 70 his
very commonplace name, was describing
f9rr fsr rrs D. n "a
present The other evening: There were
TWENTY-FIVE u as, ne says, 'all noble eX-
cept my father. '-Free Pre5E.
your Little Hands But Hide SMILE
is the latest sentimental song. The Put
ErbYess SAYS he probably puts his hand
around the lumber 50 as 10 prevent the
barkeeper from seeing that the drink he is
pouring out Is not II the shOrt-hOrn breed.
BosluN's latest why DO the oars
men claim a foWP ~ often, Mr.. rpieerF
said Miss -ugarlips, who was reading an
account Of d boat race. II suppose they
get chicken-hearted aud feather their
oars" said seth, ~ uc scratched his own
skull tnOughtfIlly.
THE Cubaus al Saratoga arc very pop
ular with the walters al the hotel where
they are because. a. one 81 them SAID
However you treats them. sab, they
boss" COl0red waiter, really have no
respect for the Cubans. The other morn
ing the mead waitcr said in IN UNDERGONE,
a. a group Of Cubans came in. '4O' 7lt
yourselves down. have got plenty 81
white people TO look after without bother
Iug with FOu.'
AJLDfClOt hEoHO. old nclc Nose
had never been ~ tie theatre, but having
stuck up bill. FOR "A theatrical troupe, and
having received a complimentary ticket
~ the gallery, be concluded 10 attend the
performance. lie went dressed up in his
sunday attire. He had not been inside Of
the theatre more than half an hour when
he emerged shaking his head. Don't
You like the performance, old manT'
asked the surprised do0rkeeper "So,
sah. don't like aem performances no
way Sc Kin liz it," "Why, what's the
matterY "Nuihn much, 'ccptin' a
oman on lie platinum got % talkin' bout
family fairs wild dc husband Oh anudder
oman. an didn't perpose TO stay. Ny
ole mar5tcr in Nirginny got shot plum ter
pieces for doing dat berry foOli5hne6s.
bars alters trouble whar dat sort Oh
foOlhhncss is gwinc on. an Ise "A Judishus
Niger. is / don't want ter be shot in
dc leg ~ lniatale, 5r be bguuged up az a
witness in dc case when II strikes de
courts