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Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-23
The Judges Teapot.


A man who is so pulled up with con-
ceit as never to suspect his own wisdom
is on the straight road TO blunder Cir
cumstanccs become miscellaneous when
they encounter such mau, and take
pleasure in tumbling him into some lu-
| dicrous mistake. Several years ago an
incident happened in New York City,
which illustrates the prankish nature of
circumstances when they surround one
of those never-was-mistaken-
fellows.
Mr.. Justice Mullen, of the Supreme
Court of New York, lived in the coun-
try, but occasionally visited the city on
judicial business. On one of these visits
he brought with him valuable teapot
which needed little repair.
Shortly after he had registered his
name at the ST. Nicholas, he started for
a walk down Broadway with the teapot
in his hand, intending to leave it at
silversmth's; As he came out of the
hotel door, he tucked the teapot under
his overcOat.
Just then detective happened to pass
by, who noticed the movement and fol-
lowed the Judge, thinking him to be
hotel-thief. After going a few rods, the
detective thought he would arrest the
| old man.
81 want you, SIR" he said, tapping
the Judge on the shoulder.
'.For what, STRIP
ooh, you know! Come along with me-"
"Come along with youP What do
you meanP" exclaimed the Judge,
growing INDIGNANT.
''Oh, no use of trying that on me; you
come quietly to the station-house, that's
all! That teapot under your coat
you understand"
"Why, that's my teapot" answered
the Judge, in decided tone.
"Oh, certainly! BY all means! OF
course it's your teapot; 'twon't do,
though; that dodge is played out.
Come along, and don't bother -
"Sir," said the Judge, stopping and
speaking with judicial impressiveness,
81 am Judge Mullen, of the Supreme
Court. L don't know you, nor what
you mean, and do not wish to be an
| noyed."
''You Justice Mullen - exclaimed the
conceited detective, in a sneering tone.
"Oh, certainly! No doubt about that |!
Of course you're Justice Mullen! JUS
tees of the Supreme Court are always
going down Broadway with silver tea
pots under their coats But that cock
won't fight so come along, or I'll make
short work with YOU
"LoOk here, sir!' said the Judge,
pointing to the store in front of which
they stood, ''the proprietor of this estab-
lishment will at once identify me and
stop this farce"
"All right 90 in -
In they walked, but unfortunately the
proprietor was out. "Do any of you
know this fellow" asked the detective
of the clerks. Not one of them recog-
nized the Judge.
.Iet us return to the hotel" said his
honor, seeing the unpleasantness of the
situation; II am known there"
The detective, sure that he had
"nipped'' an old offender, and thinking
it might be well to have the teapot
identified, accompanied the old gentle
man to the St. Nicholas.
When they both stood before the hotel
clerk, the detective wilted. He went
out cheaper-looking, a cheaper-feeling
man than when he entered.
The story was too good to keep, and
when, the next morning, his colleagues
saluted him as 'Justice Mullen" he
realized the troubles of detectives
YOUTHS Companion.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-23

-Four States in New England have
made more or less changes in their di-
vorce laws for the better within five
years. Divorces have, in consequence,
fallen off nearly one-third in Vermont,
one-fourth in Connecticut, and the
changes made the past month in Maine
laws will insure further reduction
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-23
"A Eawtncket man. able. bodied ant

"A Fawtucket man, able bodied and
mechanically expert, has four children,
between the ages of nine and sixteen,
but none of them are allowed to go to
school. "They are my only support"
he says; and they work in mill, while
be does nothing. --Proridence JoswaaL.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1883-06-23

T.: F 20, Baking, or Anything in my line Prompts
~ FILLED and Delivered to any part of the,
town. serve meals no longer. but can sell
you everything that goes to make up p good.
meal. Give me CALL e
MRS. j. L. JEW
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
The Press CLUB

The Minneapolis Press club held regu-
lar monthly meeting yesterday in their
rooms with fine attendance. After the
transaction Of routine business, MIR. A. @
Harris, of the committee on vacation, re-
ported resolution memorializing the
publishers of daily papers to grant mem
bers of the club who serve them in edito
rial and reportorial capacities an annual
vacation of two weeks, the work to be
performed by their associates during the
leave of absence. The report was adopted.
On motion the secretary was instructed to
present each publisher with & copy OF this
resolution.
The following memorial upon the
death OF Addison Gage, Jr, was
presented, accepted and spread upon the
records:
There is vacant chair in this social
circle OF ours which never can be filed.
From the meetings of this club one of the
dearest members has gone forever. Idle
il deed, is the effort which seeks to record
the sorrow we all feel at the loss we have
sustained, aad faltering is the pen which
strives to family chronicle the noble quail
tiles of our departed comrade. Kind 10
,
possessed of q genial nature, admired for
his social qualities and brilliant talents,
there was none who did not count
it en- honor to reckon him as a friend.
There was none of whom we had brighter
hopes for the future, none whom we will
so greatly miss. His warm heart drew Us
all to him, and it was pleasure to bask
in the sunshine of his presence. The life
Of oil L
society in which he mingled, none knew
him but to love him, none loved him but
to praise. Bat he who doeth oil things
well has IN his wisdom seen fit to lay upon
us the hand of affection. to invade our
club and snatch from our mids.
one OF its brightest ornaments. and TO the
WILL OF the Almighty Father we bow in sub.
mission Oar loss is irreparsble, but what
can II be to those of his own family circle;
TO the sorrowing sister; to the kind old
Hotner aud father who were justly SO
proud OF their manly son, and who looked
Win brightest hopes to him to be the
s0lsee Oh their declining years, and to
SMOOTH lhelr pathway down the further
side or the hill of life Empty ara tho
Worus Shicn WouId endeavoE 10 tighten the
dow. Hollow mockery is the sympathy
Wnion would seek to show that it can feel
tlthe OF their utter desolation and loneli-
ness. The light of bright young life
which was just rounding into manhood of
more than ordinary promise has gone out
forever, and to-day, as We stand ON the
brink Of the grave of Addison Gao. so--
rowing that one whose friendship We reck-
oned among our dearest earthly treasures
hss gone away from Us, let Us resolve m
| profit by the lesson it teaches Us: let "a ba
more solemnly impressed with TIE
uncertainty of human life inst
we may be ready for the SIM
nous which shall bid rs cross to the nm
known land from whence, let Us hone. our
departed friend looks back upon Us noz
The world is better because such usn ss
Addison Gage have lived in il, and as ve
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
A SUICIDE.

Il Scandinavian Tires OF this Vcle OF
Tears and Woes aud Hangs II imsslf.
Yesterday stranger named Erickson
committed suicide by hanging. The
body, cold and stiff, was found suspended
by the neck in the garnet of
an old rookery at No. FOL
north First street, numbered 7e1. He was
apparently about 90 years OF ago and a
Iaboring man. The hiding vas unoccu-
pied and it seems thai the man secured q
wire which had been used il baling hay,
placed one end around beam
and the other around his neck
and then throwing his weight
upon the wire strangulation ensuad.
What should have occasioned the deed no
one can conceive. When last seen he
gave 10 evidences OF dependency. nor of
insanity. 1t is not known where his
family is, but had only beea in this coun-
try little over a year. Ga his person
was found Al order from tbs Democratic
committee to the clerl CT the courts for
naturalization papers. The body was re-
moved to Warmers Undertaking rcoms
where an inquest viii De held to-day.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

Scarcely Sunday passes without free
tight occurring in the Bohemisn settle
ment down on the flats near Mueller Il
H'inrich's brewery. Yesterday was no
exception to the rule. The fight began
early IN the day and continued until
nigatIah' Officer Grace in company with
fA1 oonnely visited the place and under
took to quell the disturbance, and in the
struggle which ensued the latter had his
arm broken. The patrol wagon and de-
tacnment OF eight policemen were called
and eight % the riotous Bohemiaps were
jagged. Clubs and stones were used in s.
promiscuous way in the iamboree. Too
much Of that which intoxicGtes was the
cause.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

The regular weekly meeting Of this So
ciety was held last evening with large
attendance; President lMcDermott in the
chair, and J. E. Moran acting as secretary.
After the reading of the minutes and the
disposal of routine business, the question,
Resolved, that Ireland csn attain her in
dependence only by physical force, was
debated, Mr.. Gallagher opening the de-
bate on the affirmative side.
He was followed by Mr.. Shadrick on the
negative side of the question. He freely
admitted he was in favor of physical force
to achieve the independence of nation,
but it was his duty . sustain The negative
and that he 8olld do to the best of his
ability. When Irishmen speak of indie
pendence, what do they mean? Do they
mean absolute independenoe-the total
severance of Ireland from the British
kingdom, or do they only mean parlia-
mentary independence without disturbing
the integrity OF the empire? The first
requisite to effect the independence of any
nation is unisn. Circumstanced as Ireland
is to-day he was of the opinion that
through reason and argument
in the Legislative halls of
England, the freedom of Ireland
would be achieved. Compare the resources
OF the two countries-England strong in
her army and navy, her Golfers filed
with gold, at peace with every
powerful nation, and it would be futile for
poor impoverished Ireland, without money,
without arms, without organization to cope
with her mighty enemy. He deprecated
the use of dynamite in modern war:a-e
1t would be sheer folly for a pigmy to
meet giant in physical contest, and the
day when Ireland resorted TO the use of
such destructive agents as dynamite,
they wsuld find it used upon
them in return by the in
indignant people of England. The
English people are no less oppressed
than the Irish. Let the Irish
people appeal to the reason, the Judgment
the mind and heart of the generous Brit
ons, let them cooperate with the English
citizens and agriculturists in a common
cause and demand rearass of their
grievances and thev will ultimately sue
coed. As Mr.. ". E. Domaine was absent
owing to indisposition and as no member
present would volunteer to fill his place,
The discussion of the question was post
poned until next Sunday.
The next exercise Vas Il song with piano
accompaniment by Mr.. Dryer.
Messrs. Roberts, Wall, Murphy and Ry-
an were called upon and rendered fine vocal
selections which were well received.
After brief addresses from several
speakers the meeting adjourned for one
week.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

in Rice i Irviue's addition to St. Paul, due
notice of correction having been given SO
a. to conform to the facts and
rights of the case as intended,
Sail assessment was, upon motion, duly
completed, and the Clerk directed TO give
the confirmation notice.
Pursuant to due notice the matter of
making and completing the assessment for
the construction of sewer or Canada
street from Fourteenth street TO Valley
street came up, and upon motion, the came
vas duly comp Isted and the Clerk directed
to give tbs confirmation notice.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

drop tear over his coflined :orm, let us
enshrine his lasting image in our hearts
and be moved to better deeds and nobler
examples, SO That when on book CT life
shall close 1t may 90 such s.n one as was
his-a volume filled with generous mo-
tlves, noble actions and loving words, and
whose beginning and ending was Christian
charity.
On motion it was resolved that each
of the daily papers be furnished a copy of
the memorial for publication. The club
then adjourned.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
IN Embe--fer Sabbed.

The readers of the GLOBE have been pre-
viously informed of the sudden disappear
ance of A.F. Van Hoosear, the partner of
r. 7. Ennis in the restaurant at PIP Nicol-
let avenue. Van Hoosear sold ont the
establishment IN the absence of his part
mar, pocketed the funds Of the sale and left
the oity, turning up at Winona under the
assumed name of J. Brown. Officer
E. A. Bassett was delegated to work
up the case, and be did it in excellent
style. He ascertained the whereabouts of
Van and proceeded at once to Winona,
where he arrested him on Saturday morn
ing at the postoffice as he was waiting for
his mail.
TIE arrest and placing of irons upon
"b-Owa' 10 such public place as the
postofice created intense excitement in
Winons. The prisoner had upon his per
son when arrested $3.50 in cash, which was
taken from him and he vas brought back
to this city.
Matters have been fixed in such g way
that Var Hoosear has been released from
custody.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

THE unrighteous Tribune would steal
money from the city by presentingifraud-
ulent sbills and then malign an honest
man for endeavoring to collect a salary
provided by an lact of the legislature
Such is the consistency of good Deacon
Nettleton, of Glyndon towasite swiudling
DOt0riatv
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

THE GLOBE is informed that there is an
organized movement on foot to deceive
foreign born Democrats who cannot read
English, into voting for D. A. Lydiard
The ring leaders are despicable knaves,
and should be mailed to the Cross"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
morrow.

Ina freak of good nature the Democrats
invited the Republican managers to unite
with them II hiring large hall for Tues
day night, where all could meet after the
battle and hear the returns. The Repub-
Iicans declined as they are not sure that
they will be Sufficiently interested.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
ATTEMPTED SUICIDE.
4 Prisoner la the CITY LocIsHl, Endeaoors
to Bleed Him setf 20 Death.

4 P1'fso'aeT In tie Csty LocIihl, Inde1oofS
to Bleed Hin, setf 20 Death.
Robert Morton, young man, was ar
rested for drunkenness and locked up in a
cell at central station. During The night
he made desperate attempt to take his
own life. With an ordinary penknife,
which was happily not very sharp, he
opened his left wrist, cutting g deep cash
which bled copiously, and laid bare the
radial artery, but fortunately do not
pierce it, Jailer Nesdham found him in
the morning nearly exhausted from loss of
blood. He seemed to have no knowledge
of the affair and it is believed tho act had
been done in fit of dslirium. Morton
was taken to the College hospital.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
notoriety.

The GLOBE has devoted considerable
tim9 to discover one Irish Democrat IN the
city who would vote the Republican ticket,
and is happy to state that none has been
found. The Irish voters of Mime apoiIs
are as true as steel and they can be de-
pended on in an emergency like that OF to-
mn
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

QUE Franco-American citizens are lit
tie hot over the lies the Republican bosses
told them last fall, aud they will now
come pretty near holding up their right
hands and swearing that most of them
have been voting on the wrong side.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

EVERY vote is needed tomorrow. Read
or, see that you exercise your franchise
early tomorrow, and then turn your at
tention toward your friends. Be pune
tiliious. Make it your duty to know that
every friend votes and rotes riqht.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

gret that this city has not one respectable
newspaper. He said the papers which arc
published here only iniure the Republican
cause. That is precisely the opinion
of all thinking men.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

READ your ticket closely and see that
every Democratic candidate appears
thereon. Thousands of split tickets have
been printed in favor OF this, that or the
other Republican candidate. Be not de-
ceivad
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

That dramatic expounder of Republican
logic from the stump, Col Hicks, says the
Prohibitionists should vote for Lydiard be-
cause, forsooth, the Prohibitionists cannot
elect Mr.. Durham, their regular candidate.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

YES, Mat Walsh voted to pay the alder
men the magnificent salary of three hun
dred dollars per year. And Dave Leydisrd,
his com petitor, says that is what he, as
one of the legislature, intended should be
dnna-
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

SPoT those Republican repeaters to-mor-
row. The same names appear upon poll
lists at various voting precincts. A very
suspicious circumstance. Again, spot
fhern
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

THE court house ring concede the cleo
ton of Walsh as county treasurer by an
overwhelming majority.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

TIE Republicans are on the run, and
running fast. 1t Is down hill, however
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
MINNEAPOLIs PERSONALS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Keen have arrived
home from their wedding trip, and will be
lat home" to their friends at 2434 Port
land place
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

The Tribune and Journal insist that
Biernann should not be elected because
he is a foreigner and have the cheek to
ask flreigner, TO vote arainst him.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

DEMOCRATS, victory is within your grasp.
do your duty. Stand by the ticket nobly
and all honor is yours.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

The new Congregational church at Bril-
liant, Ohio, of which Rev. James E. Smith
is pastor, begins with twenty-six members,
half of them men, and the staunch men of
the place. The Foundation for a building
is already laid. For the present they hold
meetings IN large carpenter shop, using
the timbegs aud blocks of wood for seats.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

SINCE his speech at Market hall Satur-
day night our illustrious senator has been
dubbed "Apalhy Mcmillan"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

That Republican mass meeting had
funereal ending, land the meurners go
about the streets"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

THEY do say that Walsh will beat
Lydiard two to one in the town where the
latter resides.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
.Another Bohea.iam Ro,r.

THE Market nall attempt at Republican
rally VAS fiat failure.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

DRMoCRArs OF Hennepin, this is your
last day for work. Improve it.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

GRAPEVINE telegram: The Tribune Ell
toriai explaining why the people didn't
vote right is already in type.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

GET in every vote. The bigger the ma
iorilT tie more We can crow.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

THs Republican strikers wear q woefAl
expression. Il bsggars description.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

WArcH those Lydiard split tickets. His
hirelings will tell you that they are
strRiRht.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

Bury the old court house ring under
such an avalanche of Democratic votes
that it eau never be resurrected. That's
your duty, boys; perform il.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

GOVERNOR HUBBARD went to the cup
board-the sly dog wanted a bone; but
when he got there the cupboard was bare,
and so poor Hubbard got none.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

The truly good" Nettleton sees the
handwriting on the wall and refuses to be
comforted.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
MINNEAPOLIS WANT COLUMN

EOR SALE-s2C0-A family horse, s years
& old, gentle and sound; top buggy, nearly
new; good Portland cutter Snd a light harness
4 big bargain. Part tine VIII be given TO re-
spousible parties. GLOBE Ole, 6 South Wash
ington aTenue. 2o5f
WTANTED-S5 Cash Girls, 10 Bundle Beys,
w at Seas Exposition. Cell this, Satur-
day morning References required. 2ss
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

The Journal has conceded, practically,
the battle. Nov, boys, make it overwhelm-
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

GILMORE isn't making a personal can
vass! OF course not. That's why he
is spending SO much time in suburban
saloons.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

MAJOR CAMP, a staunch Republican and
pretty fair mathematician, comedies
Biermann fifteen hundred in Hennepin
county.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

The French citizens are actively work
ing for the Democratic ticket and will give
solid vote tomorrow for Biermann and
reform.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
sHIP YOUR
BUTTER, EGGS And CHEESE

To j. j. sLEAyIN & CO., 20 Bridge Square,
General Fruit, Produce and Commission Mer-
chants.
Orders for Oranges, Lemons and Applee, and
q small fruits SLED or short notice. 213
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

Doa'T forget to see that the name OF
John P. Joseph is on your ticket for
county commissioner. He viii do good
service.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
DRUGS.
ROFPI,TN'S
LIEEIG'l

All kinds hard or soft corns caIouses and bunions
causing no pain soreness, dries instantly, vii
not soil anything and never fails to effect cure
Price, Csc; by mail, soc. The genuine put up L.
yellow wrappers and manufactured only by Jos, F.
Hoffin, druggist and dealer in all kinds OF Patent
Medicines, Roots, Herbs, Liquors, Paints, Oils
Varnishes Brushes, etc. Minneapolis, Kim.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05

OLD Heanepin will do its duty to-mor-
row by voting for a capable man &c act as
treasurer, and that is Hon. Matthew Walsh.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1883-11-05
COLES RESTAURANT!

42o Hsnrepin Avenue, Minneapolis
STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS IN ALL RESPECTS.
Regular Dinner, Csc.
R-Breskfzst snd Szrper 81 the European Plan.
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