The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1883-02-27

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fail to 60 off, Gluclle.
You will Always 6nd keeper IF i
dirty hotel one Of those men who arr
TINE to their inn stinks. Glasgow
Times '@'t ~
In AL towns thdre are always fell
lows who are pretty heavy on th4 Loaf
hut the baker weibelieve does n1tbe (
long properly in thst class.--Dr
Woods.
There isbnt7one thing slower tll4n
m)lasses in winter aud that j. girl
dressing for party while her escort IL
waiting for her in cold pahor.--l
Grselle. ~iA& 2 -
Indications The waters cover the
enth, nds'fill the risky. and the rain
p urs down between--sli who cant
swim shoall take to the top soatt.--
Cincinnati News.
A COW can tnrn her head sideways
an look meeker deu any ullcr ami
NAL, ont she's got de wurst kick dat
Use cher foun' hung ter foot.--Ar-
lansaw Traveller. ivor
The Louisville Commercial has a
Column ingcniou>ly headed. "Nlen,
Women aud things" We believe
that covers the whole range Of adult
existence. DIR. Woods.
e~-The other day we askel Clover
port girl who has two beauX which
dae sha,preferrel. When ! ain with
either of them," she replied, 81 pre-
fer the other --Gruele.
II some men were measured by the
size Of their souls, square inch Of
cloth would make them full suit ol
clothes, and leave enough remnant to
construct an over 'olt.-Gruelle.
The high waters are luckily moi
bothering Michigan Just now. This
NAV be considered i'll the light Of
provi,lental, as her Fewys seem to be
in very bad fix just now.--Glassow
Times.
A Colorado man was recently killed
while gathering scutile o coal in his
hack yard. After a few heart -rcnd
in occurrences like this wives viii
. begin to learn th,ir householddnues,
The Drummer.
"TIelio, Argus" }lJtll
"Well!"
"Oan you tel-a phone?"
No, we can't te-a- phone" "bn
we can tell fool when we hear hin
talk. Sunday Argus.
Terre llaute Mail: One of expert
encc says there is probably no time IN I
woman's life more trying. or when sh'
is more heavily laden with sense o
responsibility, than ihe fast time sh
is. left entirely alone with her first ba
by, .ti- ~ III .23i'fCN.
An exchange recommends sill
Aandkerchiefs as a cure for sore throat
a better one is a pair oil plnmp femal
arms bound tightly around the mel
at intervals of-three minutes from ST
12p N. This Is dead shot.--Sunda,
Argus.
The new five cent nickle is dais
as work Of art On one side is
large letter v. surrounded by a wreath
When you: impecunious friend ask
you fcf The loan OF ga "" you ca
hand him nlckle. -Elizabetht CIV
News.
The "Ass Adj. Cen" Will writ
book. Its title will be, "What
Know About Military Matters" o
the first page will appear the author
name. On the second page will ar
pear. "The end ."-Russcllville lIel
aid Enterprise.
When fellow gets letter for h
wife out Of the post-ofiice, and lie foi
gets to give it to her for "a week or 81
the safest way OF letting her have it
10 tic it on the end Of long fishin
pole and poke it through window
hcr.-State journal.
A bride complained to her husbar
that she had been too busy all day
get off her feet once, and that unha
py man, who had already discover
several make ups IN her constructio
exclaimed in amazement. Great hea
ems do they come off too?'-Owen
boro Post.
1t appears that ellis ExcelIen:y
Gov, Butler, of Massachusetts,, a
"Iiis Honor" Lieut.. Gov, Ames
the same State, are the only persons
--SApaesjea who have titles by virtue
law. 1t would be very severe if t
discovery Of this fact deprives NJ
Blackburn of his title. fit were |
Tor his title one would have to TAXI
microscope to find out who the der
he is.--Commcrcial.
A Young girl was caught kissi
her sweetheart few nights ago /
mother heard OF 1t and took her
task for permitting such things,
the gin siIenced her by quoting t
scripture: Whatsoever ye would t
men do unto you, do ye even so u
them" The old lady thought Of
time when she was girl, and a
food Of happy memories came rush
through her mind, she drew out
handkerchief, wiped her eyes and
spectacles, and the girl got off ligl
that time.--Zeno Young.
EEL Don't wear dingy or fa
things when the ten-cent Diam
Dye will make them good. as N
They are perfect.